《Earthy Superstar》


 Chapter 1

    Li Tiezhu, the source of all evil in the pop world, was born in a national music talent show.


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    Saturday, July 16, 2016.


    The midsummer sun, blazing embrace the world, as if to melt everything.


    In the sixth season of super good voice, a national talent show known as the cradle of superstars, the audition site of the western competition area was filled with 400 or 500 young men and girls who came to participate in the audition.


    "Excuse me, excuse me... It''s too late, thank you!"


    A little fat man with a pot lid on his back and a boy eating popsicles walked through the crowd hard and rudely, causing bursts of complaints and contempt from nearby players.


    The little fat man came near the stage entrance and looked up at the big screen on the wall. At present, the competition is No. 797, and his number is No. 801.


    "Hoo - it''s dangerous. I finally caught up!"


    "Qin Tao, I''ll accompany you in the audition. I''ll do the expansion of your pig farm. Don''t cheat."


    The teenager who eats popsicles looks like a seventeen or eighteen year old. He is wearing an old white vest, a pair of shorts, a pair of green rubber shoes with holes on his feet, and a pair of standard migrant workers'' clothes. He is tall and thin, with wheat skin, simple round inch head, angular face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, but his eyes are a little dull. He looks a little simple and straightforward.


    "I see, Li Tiezhu, you, you... Recite the lyrics again quickly, and it''s time for us to play. I feel very good. I''m... About to crack."


    The little fat man Qin Tao nervously wiped the sweat on his forehead, and his voice trembled violently because of tension.


    In hot weather, he was wearing a black leather jacket with rivets, tight leather pants that were about to crack, and high top leather boots with rivets. It was a miracle that he didn''t have heatstroke.


    "It''s because your pants are too tight and have a groove."


    Li Tiezhu sat carelessly on the floor and continued to lick the popsicle. If it weren''t for taking the job of the pig farm, he wouldn''t sneak out to accompany Qin Tao fooling around at the risk of being deducted by the foreman.


    Be a star?


    Does not exist.


    They are close friends. They are both 17 years old this year. They go to senior three after the summer vacation.


    Qin Tao''s family runs a pig farm, which can be described as a rich town, but the rebellious Qin Tao is ashamed to be with pigs and only wants to be a singer.


    Li Tiezhu is a rural man. His family is poor. His father and son depend on each other.


    When he was a child, he followed his working father to wander around without a fixed place. Three years ago, his father was injured in an accident. The poor family was even more difficult. Therefore, from the third day of junior high school, Li Tiezhu made money by doing odd jobs at his father''s construction site.


    For this reason, he was laughed at and rejected by other students in the class.


    Qin Tao, tired of running, also sat on the ground with Li Tiezhu and excitedly enjoyed his beautiful life after he became famous.


    "When I''m red, you follow me!"


    "If you become a star, you can open a pig farm ten times bigger than your father. I''ll do the project for you."


    "Grass! I''m so popular and open a shit pig farm?"


    "If you don''t raise pigs, what do you raise?"


    Two people''s heads were not right, but they didn''t notice that there was a big space around them.


    The handsome men and women who came to the competition cast disgusting eyes on them. It seems that if you are closer to them, you will be poisoned.


    Young men and women whispered, sometimes mixed with a little laughter.


    "Look at those two buns!"


    "Although it''s an audition, the program team has no bottom line? Put all the local dogs in."


    "That is, it lowers the grade of the whole program."


    "This kind of people come to be funny. Every year, the program team will make some wonderful flowers to attract attention. It''s impossible for them to be promoted!"


    "Stay away from them. That migrant worker is dirty. It must be smelly."


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    At the selection site, the four judges sat in a row, looking serious with deep fatigue and heart fatigue.


    "Next, number 800."


    800 is a girl with a shaggy head. After coming on stage, she hummed twice, took a deep breath, stared at her eyes and shook her face:


    "Ouch - eech..."


    Ding!


    The bell was pressed.


    A gray haired male judge pulled his ears and said, "OK, you go down."


    The girl with a puffy head looked solemn: "no! Teacher, you haven''t heard the singing behind me. It''s a singing method that promotes the better before the worse. It''s mainly to express the stirring feelings in the heroine''s heart and the impact of indifferent reality, as well as the impermanence of the world... Impermanence, well, there are..."


    "Next!"


    "Old man, you are jealous! I want to complain to you!"


    "Drag it down!"


    The white haired judge held his head in his hands and his hands were shaking.


    "Director, cut the camera. Let''s take a three minute break before we continue."


    Another male judge, Yi Feng, saw that the old artist, Mr. Chen Poisson, was on the verge of collapse and hurriedly stopped the program.


    Lengba handed a bottle of water to old man Chen next to him and comforted him: "don''t be angry. In the audition, you will inevitably meet some strange players. You don''t have to see things like them."


    There are four tutors in each audition stage of super good voice, basically an old qualified musician, a popular actress, a popular male star, and a new singer.


    The judges of the western division are Chen Poisson, a film and television composer for 40 years, lengba, an actress from a musical family, Yi Feng, who can sing and perform, and Lin fan, the fourth place in the last super good voice.


    The lineup is very strong and has a high guarantee for audience rating.


    "It''s all right, lengba. Just let me slow down."


    Chen Poisson shook his head. Even though he had done psychological construction for a long time, he still underestimated the power of the players and overestimated his bearing capacity.


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    In front of TV, computer and mobile phone screens, the audience has laughed.


    Singing is terrible. What''s the central idea?


    Many audiences feel sorry for old man Chen Poisson. They have been in the music world for decades. They didn''t expect to suffer such torture when they were old. It''s... it''s fun!


    Because "super good voice" is a real-time live program of the whole network, there are often all kinds of strange situations. But these wonderful scenes not only did not destroy the reputation of the program, but also made the national audience more recognized.


    Because it''s true.


    More because everyone likes to eat melons.


    At this time, because the judges and teachers had a rest, the program team cut the camera to the candidate scene, which was a picture of all living beings. Some are singing, some are fighting the landlord, some are playing King pesticide, some are mending makeup, and an old man is dancing break dance


    In order to ensure that the program is not dull, usually at this time, the program team will deliberately shoot some special players, such as beautiful women, handsome men, old aunts and so on.


    Finally, the camera focuses on two little boys, one fat and one thin, sitting on the ground. A woodlouse punk, a retro migrant worker, the combination of two people is enough offbeat.


    Fat and thin, who have been on the live screen, don''t know at all and are still enjoying the future.


    Qin Tao said, "why don''t you understand? When I become a big star, I won''t raise pigs, and you don''t have to move bricks."


    Li Tiezhu licked the popsicle: "I still think raising pigs is more suitable for your temperament."


    Qin Tao: "fart... I will be promoted."


    Li Tiezhu looked sincere: "when a star or something, just think about it. To tell the truth! Qin Tao, just your broken voice and sing in super good voice? Are you crazy?"


    Qin Tao thought deeply: "try... What if the judges are crazy?"


    At the selection site, the live broadcast screen is also playing on the large screen.


    "Poof -"


    Chen Poisson, who was about to drink water, sprayed it directly. He was crazy. This is.


    Did you use this as a public toilet?


    The other three were no better. Lengba laughed so much that her stomach hurt and her tears came out.


    The audience watching the live broadcast also laughed and gasped, and the bullets flew disorderly for a time.


    "The judges are crazy!"


    "Old man Chen Poisson, hold on!"


    "Love lengba..."


    "These two goods are invited by the program group, aren''t they funny?"


    "Go home and raise pigs, rubbish!"


    "Rural buns don''t insult this program, shame!"


    "Did brother Pingtou just move bricks from the construction site?"


    "Fat man in leather, you are real leather!"


    "In fact, the little brother with an inch head is pretty good-looking!"


    Push the picture closer.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to Qin Tao with a popsicle: "you said you didn''t do well. You had to sing? You couldn''t go to college. It''s also good for you to go home and open a pig farm with your father!"


    "I like it!"


    "You see, raising pigs is also a good business. Bigger and stronger! Create more brilliance!"


    "I..."


    "I think your father means the same. Didn''t he buy you a professional book last time? What''s the name?"


    "Postpartum care of sows."


    "Right."


    Qin Tao said dully, "yes, Mao yes! I like singing."


    Li Tiezhu: "serious people, who sings?"


    On the screen of the national live broadcast, the barrage has gone crazy, and the atmosphere is very high.


    "To be bigger and stronger and create brilliance again, I will laugh to death."


    "Serious people, who sings?"


    "Postpartum care of sows is a good book."


    "Cuntou handsome boy, my sister will support you and buy you beautiful clothes for 50000 a month."


    "Something''s wrong with you in front!"


    "Did I see a fake good voice?"


    "This is the comedian."


    From these barrages, we can know how many people laughed at the pig cry across the screen.


    At this time, the voice of the staff sounded:


    "No. 801, start the competition."


    Fat and thin, who were discussing the philosophy of life, immediately stood up and rushed to the selection room with their guitar.


    The barrage broke out again. It turned out that these two wonderful flowers were No. 801.


    There''s a good play!


    After entering the selection room, the panting Qin Tao stood in front of the microphone, blushing and thick necked: "Hello, judge teacher, I, my name is Qin Tao. The track we competed for is the production of sows... Oh, no, it''s that jackpot..."


    "Puff..."


    The laughter came from the jury, and there was more than one. Only the respected old Mr. Chen Poisson forced himself to be professional.


    Lengba covered her mouth and trembled with laughter. No, the corners of her eyes were powdered.


    Li Tiezhu, who was also panting, came up to the microphone and licked the popsicle: "once we."


    Qin Tao said nervously, "ah... Yes, yes, we are postpartum."


    Qin Tao''s psychological quality has always been his weakness. Originally, he signed up for the competition alone, but when he came to the competition, he was trembling with fear, so he rubbed it hard and pulled Li Tiezhu to strengthen his courage.


    After all, Li Tiezhu is a standard iron Han. He never knows what fear is.


    Bullet screen of live broadcast screen:


    Hello, judge teacher. Our competition is "postpartum us".

 Chapter 2

    The competition is about to begin. Qin Tao puts his guitar into Li Tiezhu, who holds a guitar in one hand and a popsicle in the other. Qin Tao is stunned. Why is this goods still licking popsicles?


    It''s over!


    Yi Feng said, "this contestant, should you throw away your popsicle and start singing? Or, you just step down and eat your popsicle."


    He felt that this group of players did not respect the judges, so his words were a little stiff.


    "Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu looked around dully and couldn''t find the trash can. Moreover, there were so many left. It''s a pity to lose them. It''s not easy to force Qin Tao to treat. I don''t know what it is next time.


    Then, he ran to the jury and handed the popsicle to lengba who was pressing the corners of his eyes.


    "Please take it for me."


    "Ah?"


    "Thank you."


    "I * #@&%..."


    Lengba almost subconsciously took the popsicle with an incredible expression.


    Who am I?


    Where am i?


    What am I doing?


    Besides, the popsicle is... Pineapple.


    This damn smell.


    As a senior eater, lengba swallowed her saliva with great shame. Her actions were very hidden and should not be photographed.


    Yi Feng stared at Li Tiezhu''s wonderful behavior and even forgot to say something.


    The new singer Lin fan is inexplicably gushing out of a strong admiration. God Lulu, this is a real first-line actress! Get you a popsicle?


    Chen Poisson took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed his temper.


    Qin Tao covered his forehead.


    It''s really over! My star dream!


    The melon eaters in front of the screen fried the pot again, and a barrage of bullets came to their faces.


    "Abuse (broken sound)"


    "This is a master, this is a master..."


    "Poor little lengba, don''t steal!"


    "Said it was the devil who stole it?"


    "Old fellow iron 666"


    "Serious brother, the first cruel man in the history of good voice!"


    "The name of serious brother is OK."


    Li Tiezhu''s simple brain circuit doesn''t think it''s wrong to do so. Diligence and thrift are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation. When he returned to the stage, he dialed his guitar twice and said to Qin Tao:


    "Ready, here we go."


    Qin Tao looked at the jury for fear that he would be beaten out by a random stick the next second.


    Fortunately, although the jury was shocked, lengba had no angry expression except a bitter smile. She was a kind person.


    Chen Poisson nodded helplessly, motioned to sing quickly and get out after singing.


    Li Tiezhu also wants to hurry back to the construction site after singing. Don''t be found absent by the foreman. He plucked the guitar strings. His incredible composure calmed Qin Tao a lot.


    Qin Tao''s lead singer, Li Tiezhu, is also responsible for harmony while playing guitar:


    Once our youth


    Love takes root in memory


    Keep the land in your heart yesterday


    Bloom with brilliant eternal tears


    Once our


    Sting¡ª¡ª


    "Stop!"


    Qin Tao didn''t stop the car and continued to shiver inertia: "youth, take root and sprout..."


    If struck by lightning.


    The little fat man seemed to hear the sound of broken dreams.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t sprout, you''d better go back and raise pigs."


    Although he deliberately lowered his voice, he was facing the microphone, so the people all over the country heard it.


    The barrage crowd was naturally another carnival. This group was so happy. These two goods did not disappoint everyone and contributed to a disastrous concert.


    That''s not generally ugly.


    Lengba couldn''t help smiling bitterly and tossed me for most of the day. Is that it?


    But it''s good. It''s free.


    It was the white haired old musician Chen Poisson who stopped them. He said, "Qin Tao, you don''t have the talent to sing, but the voice of the young man who accompanies harmony..."


    He could hear that the little fat man had incomplete five tones, and the voice condition of the flat headed boy was very good.


    The audience is confused. Is it true or false?


    Why didn''t we hear it?


    Li Tiezhu was calm and took down his guitar: "didn''t you pass? OK, let''s go now."


    Chen Poisson: "wait! Just sing that song."


    Li Tiezhu: "me? I can''t sing. I don''t sing at ordinary times. Who is a serious person... Just this one. I only remember harmony. He forced me to learn it."


    The old man was vaguely disappointed. After decades in the music world, he had no doubt that the voice he heard was very plastic.


    On the stage, Qin Tao revived and pulled Li Tiezhu''s clothes: "sing the song you wrote!"


    Chen Poisson: "Yo? Can you write songs?"


    Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao away and waved his hand: "No."


    Barrage:


    Serious people who write songs!


    Qin Tao said anxiously, "that''s the one. A good person like me, oh, oh, that one."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s called people like me."


    Qin Tao: "whatever it is, sing."


    Chen Songbai: "sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "sing?"


    Chen Poisson: "sing!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. Why force me?


    I.


    Serious people.


    Just want to move the bricks well.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu has no knowledge of the world. After all, he is not a penetrator. But this song "people like me" has always been in his mind. He occasionally hummed a few words, which Qin Tao heard twice.


    Under the gaze of the four judges, Li Tiezhu, a serious man, took out a second-hand rocky made in 2000 from his shorts pocket, looked at the time and said:


    "Then sing a few words."


    Barrage:


    "Serious brother, Ollie!"


    "Miracle: serious people are going to sing!"


    "I advise you to stop eating and be careful of dying young."


    Yi Feng and Lin Fan looked at Chen Poisson in surprise and lengba with a popsicle in sympathy. They didn''t know how good the voice of the flat headed boy was, but they couldn''t question the old man. In this way, lengba was very embarrassed.


    Lengba looked at the melting and dripping popsicles and said in her heart when do I want to get them? Throw it away. It seems inappropriate. Keep it like this. It''s not a thing.


    Now I look like this, I must be laughed to death by the audience.


    As if nothing had happened, Li Tiezhu put back his mobile phone and dialed his guitar. He deliberately lowered his voice and sang at will:


    A good man like me


    Should have lived a brilliant life


    How come in the end of 20 years


    Still floating and sinking in the sea of people


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    "Eh?"


    Chen Poisson suddenly brightened his eyes, leaned forward and became more focused. This little guy, there''s something.


    Not just the voice!


    Compared with the composition of this song, his good voice is not worth mentioning.


    "Hiss -"


    Lin fan, the fourth winner of the last session, took a breath. Is this a song he wrote himself?


    unbelievable!


    Last year, he also met opponents who sang original works during the competition, but even in the final, there was no player who could write such a good song.


    Lin fan can''t help but turn his head and look at Yi Feng. He can see the surprise in each other''s eyes.


    Yi Feng is not a professional singer, but he can hear good and bad. This song is very well written. Was it really written by a migrant worker under the age of 20?


    Is that an exaggeration?


    WOW!


    Lengba was a little stunned for a moment. This sound line is fascinating! People are unconsciously immersed in it.


    Even that guy looks more and more handsome. His facial features are good, but he is pulled down by his clothes and temperament. Especially his eyes, when singing, his eyes are deep and shining, which is not as stupid as before.


    The audience in front of the screen was restrained as soon as Li Tiezhu opened his mouth. This is the real opening crisp. And this song is really beautiful.

 Chapter 3

    Why don''t you stop?


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu''s voice turned, and the voice line rose with a little hoarseness:


    A smart man like me


    I said goodbye to simplicity long ago


    Why did you still use a relationship


    Go change your scars


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    Both the judges on the scene and the audience in front of the screen trembled.


    The scene was quiet and the live barrage disappeared.


    Only Li Tiezhu, a migrant worker in rubber shoes and shorts, was singing. He was eager to go back and carry bricks, so his singing was a little lazy and perfunctory:


    A person who is unwilling to be ordinary like me


    How many people are there in the world


    An inexplicable person like me


    Will someone love you


    At the end of a song, all sounds are silent.


    For the first time, there was no bullet screen on the live screen of super good voice for three minutes.


    Shock?


    Nice?


    No one has ever heard this song. Its deep and sad, when pouring out of Li Tiezhu''s too lazy and perfunctory singing, the kind of helplessness and compromise resonated incomparably with the audience.


    Who hasn''t had her?


    Who isn''t the proud young man at the beginning?


    Who is not a pretentious dreamer?


    Even Qin Tao''s eyes were foggy. This was the first time he heard Li Tiezhu sing the full version. It''s not hoarse or painful. It''s like a green question with a long aftertaste.


    Lengba frowned slightly. She thought of the ups and downs and confusion along the way. Countless times, on the way to find the future, I was deeply trapped in thorns, hopeless and powerless to resist.


    For a moment, she forgot the popsicle that embarrassed her.


    The four tutors headed by Chen Poisson were silent and turned their heads to look at each other, with the same color of appreciation in their eyes. As if to say, I found the treasure.


    It''s just that such a good song was really written by this too young migrant worker?


    The live broadcast room, which had been silent for three minutes, exploded again, and it was very lively.


    "Suddenly think of someone..."


    "Worth a pass card!"


    "If you don''t advance, there will be a black curtain!"


    "Serious brother, you cry and sing, you compensate me!"


    "What can I be proud of? I''ve wasted half a bag of paper towels!"


    "Can this be done?"


    "Upstairs, something''s wrong with you!"


    "Thinking of my first love, she got mixed up with another woman..."


    "Red Star detective firm, let your other half have nowhere to hide, contact number: 133xxxxxxxx."


    "It seems to be mixed with strange things."


    After singing, Li Tiezhu didn''t respond to the judges and didn''t have any depression. After all, he didn''t expect anything at all, and he didn''t want to become a star overnight.


    Serious people who sing?


    Move more bricks.


    Even, Li Tiezhu was a little angry. Why don''t you stop when you come to me? It made me sing from beginning to end for three minutes... I lost.


    "Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and bowed. Then he went over and took back the ice stick from lengba''s hand: "how is it getting less?"


    He looked at lengba with a trace of doubt.


    Lengba, who has regained her mind, suddenly blushes. Doesn''t she suspect me of stealing? Am I that kind of person? I can hold it, okay?


    She was a little nervous: "the weather is hot and melted."


    What are your eyes?


    A little favor has just risen. This guy is so angry with me!


    Li Tiezhu glanced at lengba again and thought that she was a big star and should not be unable to afford popsicles. Then he turned to pull Qin Tao and was ready to step down.


    Promotion?


    take part?


    Li Tiezhu never thought that this summer vacation, he was a glorious worker.


    The barrage began to tease lengba mercilessly, and the melon eaters came back to life.


    Qin Tao, who was pulled out of the stage, couldn''t help feeling full of regret. He knew he had no talent, but Li Tiezhu really sang well!


    Why didn''t the judges say?


    In fact, the judges were too involved at first. Later, they were questioned by Li Tiezhu. Lengba ate secretly, which made them cry and laugh. They haven''t had time to make comments.


    Are you leaving now?


    Yi Feng and Lin fan are stunned. How well you sing, flat boy, don''t you count in your heart?


    Chen Poisson couldn''t help smiling, reached out to the table, picked up his pass card, and then raised it: "wait, you sing well and write well. Congratulations, you''re in the race."


    "Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu licked the popsicle and looked confused. What''s the situation with the old man?


    Didn''t you delay my work?


    [Ding!]


    [congratulations to the host for getting the pass card and officially activating the cross dimensional entertainment classic exchange system]


    [this system will help the host grow into a superstar]


    [system loading...]


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    What is this?


    Can the pass card activate the system?


    It is destiny.


    Li Tiezhu is no stranger to this system. He always thinks it''s chicken ribs.


    The system has been with Li Tiezhu for many years, but it has not been activated and useless. Li Tiezhu is also indifferent to this. All he knows is that the system claims to come from another world. This song "people like me" is the only one brought by the system.


    Grow into a superstar??


    Li Tiezhu was confused and beeped. His life was very different from his planned life, and he was completely unprepared.


    For ten seconds, Li Tiezhu stayed in place with empty eyes.


    Qin Tao had to help Li Tiezhu take the pass card. By the way, he thanked the judges and teachers. He was as excited as he was about his promotion.


    Fairy board!


    Li Tiezhu is red, so I don''t have to raise pigs!


    The judges only thought that Li Tiezhu was stunned by the sudden happiness. The audience even teased Li Tiezhu, but there was no evil language. After all, the song was really amazing.


    No one knows that it is the system that really stuns Li Tiezhu.


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    Li Tiezhu didn''t know how he got out of the selection room. After he separated from Qin Tao, he was dizzy. He took a pass card and drove back to the construction site... Continue to move bricks.


    The whole process was like a dream.


    The loading of the system was very long until the dead of night. After working overtime, Li Tiezhu returned to the tin house and was ready to sleep.


    [Ding!]


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    [system loading is completed, does the host bind to the system?]


    And bind?


    Although Li Tiezhu is not smart, he is very cautious. First understand the function of the system.


    Sleeping trough... Pit!


    Originally, in the system, you can buy entertainment works from another world, such as songs. However, the money you buy is neither money nor points, but intelligence points. Generally speaking, it is exchanged with IQ.


    Li Tiezhu hesitated. He saw his initial IQ point in the system:


    87 o''clock.


    If you bind this broken system, don''t you want to make my already poor IQ worse?


    But the system also said that as long as you complete the system task, you can get intellectual reward.


    Doesn''t it mean you can become smarter?


    "How much is the bonus?"


    Li Tiezhu opened the pass card and carefully read the rules of super good sound again.


    Divided into competition areas, the top five bonuses are: 100000 yuan, 60000 yuan, 40000 yuan, 20000 yuan and 10000 yuan.


    The top five prizes in the national competition are: 1 million yuan, 600000 yuan, 400000 yuan, 200000 yuan and 100000 yuan.


    "Well... For the sake of being smart..."


    Money is a good thing. Li Tiezhu finally made up his mind and checked the "binding" option in his mind.


    [Ding! Consume 5 points of intelligence, the system is bound successfully, and the exchange function is officially opened]


    "Horizontal trough..."


    Isn''t binding free?


    Li Tiezhu obviously felt that his little brain had become more empty, and his action, perception and thinking were much slower.


    Current intelligence value:


    82 o''clock.


    Danger! IQ is urgent!


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    PS£º


    1. The system is used to pull the main line of the story, and there will not be too many


    2. Friends who like this book can read it as a comedy. Those who don''t like it, Mo Laigang, thank you

 Chapter 4

    [main task: participate in super good voice with all original songs, and enter the top ten, and reward 20 points of intelligence]


    "From tomorrow on, be an immoral person."


    Li Tiezhu already knows what he''s going to do next, singing, being a star, performing variety shows on records or something. In short, it looks a little boring. It must not be enriched by moving bricks.


    [novice gift bag: the host gains the skill of "fighting against heaven, earth and air". Note: This is a passive skill]


    What the hell?


    Wait, brain melon seeds are not enough. I can''t turn around. Let me stroke... Ah, oh


    5 intelligence points, for something useless?


    Li Tiezhu has no resistance to the system''s behavior of privately deducting IQ points. If the system is bound, it is impossible to quit. The only way is to strive to earn IQ points.


    Lying in bed, Li Tiezhu is familiar with the system. Because of the decline of IQ, his information processing ability and speed are lower. For a long time, he found that under his attributes, there are three task lines, namely:


    Music Achievement: 2 points.


    Variety achievements: 1 point.


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    remarks:


    For each field, if you reach a certain achievement value, you can obtain the corresponding Achievement Medal and reward. The reward includes but is not limited to IQ points.


    100 points can get the "fledgling" medal and corresponding rewards.


    300 points can obtain the "emerging" medal and corresponding rewards.


    1000 points can get the "little achievement" medal and corresponding rewards.


    3000 points can get the "show your skill" medal and corresponding rewards.


    10000 points to get


    Besides singing, there are variety shows and movies? Is this going to be an all-around star? Is it too hard?


    Sang an original song and only got 2 achievement points?


    However, does variety show have a little achievement value?


    Strictly speaking, "super good voice" is also a variety show. It is necessary to have variety achievements.


    After looking at the price of some songs in the system mall, Li Tiezhu''s brain was buzzing with pain.


    A song has a minimum IQ of 5 points.


    I can''t afford it!


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu was a little afraid. Would he fall to the gorilla level before he entered the top 10? At that time, let alone the system, the whole person will say goodbye to the bike.


    The more Li Tiezhu thought about it, the more confused his skull became. It was like paste. Soon he fell asleep.


    Smart people have insomnia, and fools have the best sleep quality in the world.


    ¡­¡­


    It''s late at night, but the Internet is more and more active. After all, it''s a weekend. I won''t go to work tomorrow.


    On the first day of the sixth season of super good voice, the auditions were held in six competition areas at the same time. From 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., it was a complete success and ranked first in ratings.


    The number of viewers watching live broadcast through TV, computer and mobile phone has exceeded 240 million, more than previous sessions. Many people are watching back and forth in several competition areas.


    Every year, "super good voice" will set off a wave.


    This year, too, the wonderful moment of the program has become a hot topic on the Internet. From tiktok to jitter, almost all of them are good voice players.


    The girl singing folk songs in the central competition area was muddled, and the judges were promoted smoothly.


    In the eastern competition area, there are many beauties in the prosperous age, and there are countless beauties in the beauty circle of immortals in Xiao town.


    The little rock girl in the Southern Division won four pass cards in one song.


    The smoking voice uncle in the Northern Division has become a popular actress!


    Western Division... Serious people who sing?


    What?


    From the hot spots in each competition area, netizens shouted happily. Until the emergence of the western competition area, it seemed that something strange had been mixed in.


    The amount of playback and praise of this video is far more than the best in other competition areas, nearly twice the gap.


    5 million likes?


    The video is not short, more than seven points.


    How could it be so long?


    Even if other divisions finished singing and commented, it was only more than five minutes. Does he sing or cross talk?


    Click on the video, wow! Hot eyes!


    In the first two minutes, the boy dressed as a migrant worker and a little fat man had an in-depth discussion on whether to raise pigs after becoming a big star.


    This... Is it hempi?


    The first day of the audition in the western division didn''t show anyone who sang well? High appearance?


    In the middle two minutes, it''s even more wonderful. Let the national goddess lengba bring you a popsicle? Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?


    What are you singing? Ghosts cry and wolves howl.


    Chen Poisson also let the local steamed stuffed bun sing alone?


    Is there a black curtain?


    Even if there is a black curtain in the audition, why is the praise of this video so high? Is everyone blind?


    incorrect.


    Why sing original songs? You local dog. Do you know the staff? Dare to write songs, are you special


    Um!


    How delicious!!


    This song... Is it too emotional?


    And it''s original!


    So Li Tiezhu''s video of the audition became popular in the front and the tiktok boom, which swept the country overnight.


    Almost everyone who pays attention to this program knows that there is a serious brother in the western division. He sang a super nice original song "people like me".


    So he became popular on the Internet.


    Whether it''s Li Tiezhu''s dress, conversation, temperament, or even his name, it''s very old-fashioned, standard rural migrant worker.


    Before that, there had never been such a "grounded" artist.


    Rare things are expensive?


    There are so many people on the Internet who highly admire the serious brother. In just over ten hours, a large number of fan groups have been established, which are all people from all over the world. They are all serious fans.


    They also gave the fan group a loud name - serious gang.


    Well, it''s not serious.


    Even, they have compiled the "quotations of serious brother" and "things about serious brother".


    The most remarkable thing in the quotations of the serious brother is the sentence "who is a serious person singing?"


    The most amazing thing about serious brother is that serious brother asked lengba to help him with his popsicle and once suspected that the other party stole it.


    Listen, look.


    Is this what people do? If the wall doesn''t accept it, obey him!


    Even many operation teams are working all night to study the operation ideas of serious brother, which is extremely tricky! They have no doubt that the so-called "serious brother" was fired by a high-level team.


    Otherwise, what a coincidence? How can it be so strong?


    Besides tiktok and jitter, penguin''s future star fever list has not escaped this hot spot.


    I don''t know who built a new label on the list:


    Serious brother.


    With the help of serious gangs and enthusiastic Internet users, serious brother gained more than 3 million hearts overnight.


    Into the top ten.


    So, after Xiao Zhen, a national American teenager who originally ranked 10th, was brushed to the 10th place, they were all players of the same program. Why is it too urgent to fry each other? Xiao town''s fans were furious and organized a strong attack on the sudden opponent.


    Serious brother also has many fans, so after the heat, a big war began again.


    "Surnamed Zheng, you''re dead!"


    "Dare to spend money on hot search and suppress my town, scum!"


    "Hey, Han PI upstairs, his surname is not Zheng."


    "Sleeping trough! Are all the fans in Xiao town hemp Pi?"


    "Yes."


    "Serious brother is someone else''s nickname. His real name is not this."


    "What''s your real name?"


    "I don''t know..."


    "I''ll go. These sailors don''t even know the master''s name. They dare to come to my house. It''s too obvious to cheat."


    "That serious Gang is a water army!"


    "Although I don''t know the name of serious brother, we are real fans!"


    "Two meters and three meters in the serious gas field!"


    "My Xiaozhen is the best singer in the world!!!"


    "Serious people, who sings?"


    "Poof..."


    Then the problem comes. All those who like serious brother don''t know his name, nor do the fanatical serious gangs.

 Chapter 5

    This is a good opportunity for the super good voice program team to hear and see this hot game. In addition to their excitement, they are ready to operate well, make the gimmicks burn more fiercely, and strive for a new record in the ratings of the program.


    Then, they were forced by the collective ignorance.


    Because... They don''t know what serious brother''s name is.


    Sin!


    That guy just came with his friends. At the beginning of the program group, only his friend Qin Tao''s name was registered, but his name was not registered.


    After the serious elder brother sang, old man Chen Poisson gave a pass card as soon as he was excited. He even forgot to ask his name. When the staff of the program team chased out, the guy had long disappeared.


    They didn''t register any information about Zhengzheng brother, and his friends only registered simple information. The audition personnel didn''t leave contact information at all.


    At the same time, penguin''s new song list, "people like me" also ranked eighth and continues to rise.


    Because of the copyright problem, the staff of penguin music contacted the column group of super good voice, hoping to sign a copyright use agreement with Zhengzheng and pay for it.


    Who knows, the news is that the column group can''t contact the serious brother.


    Funny sound, many people have been wearing vests, shorts and liberation rubber shoes, began to imitate the serious brother, and gained a lot of popularity. At the same time, it also brought a popular golden sentence, historically known as "serious style".


    "Who eats serious people?"


    "Serious people who fall in love?"


    "Serious people who brush funny sounds?"


    "Serious people, who likes Xiao town?"


    "Who writes a diary?"


    ¡­¡­


    Just the next afternoon, under the tide of serious national consumption, an undercurrent rose against the trend. The situation was treacherous, the funny sound exploded, the Weibo exploded, and the penguin forum exploded:


    "Serious brother plagiarism!"


    "Serious brother copied the famous composer''s new song" unwilling to be ordinary "


    "Shameless man, steal songs on the show"


    "Shock: there are such shameless people in the world!!!"


    "Composer''s wine pen: super good voice must be clarified!"


    "If you indulge artists to plagiarize others'' fruits wantonly, China may become the biggest loser!"


    "Artists with deep state-owned assets on an island: the fall of China and your indifference to copyright have shamed the whole of East Asia!"


    "Wine pen drying hundreds of pages of composing draft and revised draft of unwilling to be ordinary (i.e. people like me)


    "Well known composer Webcast: tearful cry against infringers, heartbroken..."


    Overnight, text, pictures, audio, video and other information on the network came overwhelming, all of which were aimed at the "serious brother". It seems that there are all kinds of certified physical evidence, accusing him of plagiarizing "people like me" he sang during the audition.


    Many netizens who don''t like serious brother have found a sharp blade to fight back. Therefore, the online debate has become more and more intense.


    However, Li Tiezhu knows nothing about it. He is just a happy worker.


    The Tin House on the construction site has no TV and no Internet, and Li Tiezhu uses a functional mobile phone and can''t surf the Internet. Therefore, he is almost completely isolated from external information.


    Even if other workers will brush funny sounds, they won''t see any stars at all. These people only like to see all kinds of beautiful women or dog blood jokes.


    During this period, Qin Tao called Li Tiezhu and hesitated for a long time without saying anything.


    Li Tiezhu thinks Qin Tao is inexplicable. Does he really want to get rid of the fate of raising pigs when I become popular?


    He has his own system. If you have a chance in the future, help this close friend. He was beaten a lot because he was in school. After all, those people dare not provoke Li Tiezhu, so they can only take Qin Tao out of their anger.


    At the end of the audition the next day, more new hot spots were created, and most melon eaters were diverted. However, Xiao town''s fans and serious black still haven''t given up, but the resistance of serious gangs is also tenacious.


    The storm has not subsided, and even the voice of accusing serious brother of plagiarism is becoming stronger and stronger.


    Some people even shouted slogans to make the serious brother cut his stomach.


    ¡­¡­


    After the two-day audition and the arrival of a new week, "super good voice" is temporarily suspended to prepare for the next race. One hundred contestants were selected from each competition area, only waiting for the first round starting next Friday to score 100 and 20.


    The first round is divided into two weeks, with six divisions, each three and a half hours a night. Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday night.


    The Western Division will bear the brunt. The first round will be held next Friday, the evening of July 22.


    However, we can''t wait to see the serious brother right away, because after two days of brewing, the serious brother''s plagiarism incident has been noisy.


    The program team kept this secret and did not accept an interview.


    After all, what a scandal would it be to let the outside world know that the program team didn''t record the information at all?


    At this time, netizens quit, especially those enthusiastic netizens who questioned the plagiarism of serious brother. They took the silence of the program group as a sign of guilty conscience.


    Various conspiracy theories emerge one after another.


    Some said that the program group covered up the plagiarists, some said that the program group dared not offend the serious brother with a deep background, and even directly said that the serious brother was planned by the program group.


    The reason is, which player dares to be so arrogant? Let lengba, one of the four flowers, bring him a popsicle?


    This is called having confidence without fear!


    Conspiracy theory has a market, but it is not the truth.


    So, on Monday, some media and public numbers launched the official account of the human brother search program. Soon, a lot of information was excavated.


    On Tuesday, a student of a high school in Shudu disclosed on the Internet that brother Zhengzheng was a classmate of his class.


    Soon, Xichuan, a funny music fan who broke 100 million, observed the classmate.


    A reporter interviewed him under the Wutong tree outside the school.


    "Hello, this classmate. You said you were a classmate of serious brother. Can you prove it?"


    "Here, this is a group photo of our senior one military training. This is a picture of him eating pickles and eating, and this is a picture of his drooling in class..."


    The students used the photos in their mobile phones to perfectly confirm the identity of the serious brother.


    "What''s the name of brother Zheng? How old is he?"


    "His name is Li Tiezhu, 17 years old? Half a year younger than me."


    "Poof... Li Tiezhu. Do you usually have a good relationship with him? Has he been singing so well?"


    "I don''t have a good relationship with him. We usually don''t play with him. He is a local steamed stuffed bun. I heard that he works as a migrant worker on the construction site as soon as he has a holiday. If he sings... I haven''t heard him sing, and I can''t even think about writing a song. After all, he''s so stupid..."


    "Do you have his contact information?"


    "No. none of the students I know. He still uses a broken function machine. Only Qin Tao has his phone. They have the best relationship."


    "Qin Tao who participated in the audition with him? Can you help me make an appointment with Qin Tao?"


    "No, we often call him. He doesn''t dare to come. I can give you the phone number."


    "Are you serious, too?"


    "That can''t..."


    "Why?"


    "I can''t fight."


    "Er... The above is Xichuan''s observation today. Tomorrow we will continue to observe the story of Zhengzheng brother."


    There is no doubt that this video is popular again. The conspiracy theory is bankrupt, and even the voice questioning his plagiarism is so low.


    Is brother Zheng really a sophomore?


    Brother Zheng''s name is really Li Tiezhu? So poetic?


    Serious brother is really a migrant worker?


    How could a rural student from a poor family go to Baodao to copy the music scores of wine pen?

 Chapter 6

    Li Tiezhu, who is perfect outside the storm, has been as full as ever these days.


    Neither the draft nor the system has changed Li Tiezhu''s life for the time being. However, he began to subconsciously antagonize people and often made those workers who used to tease him feel embarrassed. This is the pot of the skill given by the system.


    On Tuesday night, Li Tiezhu thought hard for half an hour and finished the last summer homework he would do. The whole person was full of a sense of achievement.


    Just when I was secretly happy, the telephone rang. It was Qin Tao.


    "Hello?"


    "Iron pillar, you must hold on!"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Have you been surfing the Internet recently? Others say you copied" people like me ", but I know you absolutely didn''t copy!"


    "Plagiarism?"


    "Yes, the thing is, two days ago, an 18 line composer from Baodao posted a post saying..."


    Soon, Li Tiezhu finally figured out the so-called plagiarism storm. No wonder teacher Zhang called to ask. But he knows he didn''t plagiarize. Is it hard to have a system?


    Isn''t it just a matter of spending some IQ?


    "It''s not urgent. I will compete with my own original songs in the next competition. It''s impossible to copy the capital?"


    "Nani? Brother! Are you serious?"


    "Ang!"


    "Although I know you can write songs, are you sure? No one has done that in the history of the program!"


    "Try it."


    "Come on, brother, the happiness of the rest of your life depends on you."


    "I won''t let you raise pigs."


    "By the way, the media interviewed me today about you. I was afraid they would harass you, so I didn''t let them find you. I said a lot of good words for you in the interview and... Set up a pile of flags... You should be mentally prepared."


    "Grass..."


    "In tiktok, Xichuan observed..."


    "You... You''d better raise pigs."


    Li Tiezhu hung up.


    It''s normal, isn''t it? Qin Tao wouldn''t have been beaten so much at school if he hadn''t often set up some strange flags for Li Tiezhu.


    However, he still wanted to see what the goods boasted, so that he wouldn''t come back when he could.


    The function machine could not see tiktok, so Li Tiezhu went out to look for the old man.


    The old man is in poor health and can''t do heavy work. He guards the gate of the construction site every night. The salary is not high, but it''s easier.


    The light in the guard room was on, but there was no one.


    Li Tiezhu turned to the staff canteen, went in from the back kitchen, went upstairs, counted to the third room from the left, and knocked on Aunt Liu''s door.


    "Which one?"


    "Me! Iron pillar."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    In the house, the light was on, and there was a intermittent sound, plus Aunt Liu''s strange cry.


    After a while, old man Li came out of the room with his shirt buttoned.


    "What are you doing? The dog said, don''t sleep at night? You''re going to steal Niu Mai? Labor and capital discuss work with your Aunt Liu... What are you doing here?"


    "Change your cell phone and come back later."


    "That''s it?"


    "Ang. I''ll guard the door for you. You discuss your work slowly, don''t worry, and talk loudly. Also, you have a waist injury. When you discuss, Aunt Liu is on top, and her body is solid."


    With that, Li Tiezhu changed his mobile phone, turned and walked away, leaving the red faced old man Li.


    Old man Li was moved: when she grew up, she knew that she loved the old man.


    So he turned back to the house and actively participated in the discussion of work.


    In fact, it''s no wonder Li Tiezhu is too straightforward. This is the pot of the system''s "heaven, earth and air" skill. This is a passive skill and is out of control.


    Li Tiezhu tiktok to the gatekeeper and picked up the old man''s copycat smart machine brush.


    Search Xichuan observation and find a video:


    On the cover of the video is Qin Tao''s round and ugly face, which is written in a big line:


    Close friends expose the true face of serious brother!


    The video is interview style. In the picture, the good-looking reporter''s sister "pressed" the red faced little fat man Qin Tao.


    "Classmate Qin Tao, you are Li Tiezhu''s good friend, aren''t you?"


    "We are brothers."


    "Do you know his telephone number?"


    "I know."


    "Can you give it to us? We want to interview him. There are a lot of arguments about him on the Internet..."


    "I can''t give it."


    "Why?"


    "I guarantee with my personality that Tiezhu has never copied. He doesn''t even know the staff. How to copy it? Don''t bother him. His family is very poor. Every summer vacation and winter vacation, he has to work on the construction site to earn tuition fees. It''s very hard."


    "It''s hard for me to do this! We just gave you the red envelope. Will you return it?"


    "Well... It''s the same when you interview me. I''m his agent, right! Interview me."


    "Last question, how far do you think Li Tiezhu can go in the game?"


    "Champion."


    "Ha?"


    "He must win the championship, I said!"


    "Er... Well, this is the end of today''s interview. We will continue to observe in the follow-up, hoping to find the serious brother himself."


    Reporters can''t stand it.


    Qin Tao finally grabbed Bai and said, "Li Tiezhu, my friend! If he doesn''t win the championship, he will eat Xiang live!"


    Grass!


    I won''t talk about the flag. It still has a taste.


    After reading it, Li Tiezhu scolded Qin Tao.


    Li Tiezhu wants to be the first in the grade. Li Tiezhu wants to sleep in the school flower. Li Tiezhu dares to hit the headmaster. Li Tiezhu can pee upside down... There is a reason why the goods have not been beaten in the past two years.


    Championship?


    Her father, the last champion, had more than one billion assets. The employees of the whole factory voted collectively and even opened a brokerage company for her.


    Do I?


    Even if there is a system, it may not be able to do the gold Lord''s father!


    Li Tiezhu, such a fool, knows that the championship is too impractical. He just wants to complete the task and get some rewards. As a result, he was forced down by bad friends.


    What should I do?


    Counseling is impossible. Li Tiezhu has experience. The more counseling others, the more bullied you are. Therefore, in the face of the "enemy", Li Tiezhu has always been punched in the past.


    Tiktok thought for a long time, and Li Tiezhu registered the vibrato number with his old mobile phone, and then took a video.


    "Serious people who copy songs? Hello everyone, I''m Li Tiezhu. This year''s super good voice will compete with all original works, and I''m confident to enter the top ten of the finals. If I can''t reach it, my agent Qin Tao will run naked on Chunxi Road."


    One stone aroused thousands of waves, the video soon became popular, and the serious brother plagiarism incident fermented again.


    "Well... I''ve finished talking about work."


    Old man Li walked back to the guard room, waved his hand and motioned Li Tiezhu to go back to bed. The child went to the construction site every day. The old man was very distressed. He was stupid. After all, he was his own son.


    "So fast?"


    Li Tiezhu was surprised. The old man''s body was getting worse and worse. He used to talk all night with candles.


    Old man Li turned black.


    "Here''s your cell phone."


    Li Tiezhu handed the mobile phone to the old man.


    "Here you are. I''ll just use the function machine. Change the card."


    Old man Li exchanged their mobile phone cards, and then kicked his son out of the guard room with some emotion. Tears flashed in his eyes: "dog! There are Island learning materials in his mobile phone. Study hard."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and left, sighing in his heart. The old man never cares about his study and gives himself information on his smartphone?


    What a pity for parents all over the world!

 Chapter 7

    Three days later.


    Friday afternoon, July 22.


    Li Tiezhu had dinner in the canteen early, asked for leave with the foreman, rode the old man''s 28 bars to the TV Tower and participated in the 100-20 competition in the first round of super good voice.


    At 6:40, Li Tiezhu, who got lost five times, finally met fat Qin Tao under the TV Tower and ate instant noodles together.


    "Are you... OK?"


    The fat man didn''t eat a few mouthfuls, and his expression was a little hesitant.


    Li Tiezhu has begun to drink soup: "what''s the problem?"


    "I see your eyes are a little dark."


    "Nothing... Nothing. I often stay up late to study recently."


    Qin Tao''s face is dignified and thoughtful. It seems that the goods are more stupid than before! You''re going to be red. You still learn to fart?


    With enough food and drink, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are ready to enter the TV tower to participate in the competition.


    Then they were stopped by security.


    "Ask for money to go under the overpass."


    "We don''t want money. We take part in the game."


    "Hammer?"


    "Really."


    "Name, identity."


    "Li Tiezhu, 17 years old."


    "There is no such person on the list. You can''t go in."


    "We have a pass card."


    The security guard sneered and pointed to the full trash can beside him: "labor and capital received more than 300 fake pass cards today!"


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao were confused.


    ¡­¡­


    Just after seven o''clock, director Wang zegang was directing everyone to arrange the scene in the Southwest Division studio of super good voice. Suddenly, he was surrounded by a large number of journalists and we media in Ukraine.


    "Hello, the contestant of super good voice copied the works of the famous composer jiubi teacher. How does the program team respond?"


    "Tonight, will the players who plagiarize the wine pen come to the live competition?"


    "What measures will the program team take against players suspected of plagiarism? Will they be suspended?"


    "As a popular program, what is your attitude towards plagiarism? Connivance or neglect?"


    "Or is this'' serious brother ''actually held out by the program group?"


    "Excuse me..."


    Wang zegang''s position was firmly fooled. He said that before there was no conclusive evidence, it could not be identified as plagiarism. Moreover, even if there was evidence, it was also the player''s personal behavior, which had nothing to do with the program team.


    After seeing off the media, the smile on Wang zegang''s face disappeared.


    He is a famous composer who wrote an online song.


    But it''s also very unusual for him to target a plain player like this. That guy is not earthy. What''s the value? Is it aimed at this program?


    Well, the water seems a little deep here.


    The best way is to deal with it by yourself when that player competes.


    none of my business?


    If he really plagiarizes, block him. If he doesn''t plagiarize, run a wave of malicious slander from other programs to earn a wave of sympathy.


    Well, smart as me!


    Wang zegang organized the layout of the competition site and was busy until 7:50 p.m., ten minutes before the start of the competition.


    The assistant found Wang zegang with the list and said:


    "Director Wang, something''s wrong. The contestants should be 100, but in fact they are 98. There''s still two to go."


    "Who didn''t come?"


    "One is Zhao Liya, the piano Princess performing in Wyn. She told the program team in advance that her flight was late and couldn''t arrive until 8:20. The other is Li Tiezhu, the serious brother."


    "Grass! Contact me quickly, dig three feet, and bring him to me!"


    Wang zegang was furious and finished his calf!


    If the goods are afraid of media pressure and don''t come to the competition, "plagiarism" is the pot of the program group, that is, my pot.


    ¡­¡­


    "See? These funny and popular videos are all his, my friend! Pass card issued by Chen Poisson himself!"


    The fat man is still holding his cell phone and breaking with the upright security comrades.


    The security guard didn''t look at it: "do you think I haven''t read a book? Is this video PS? Several people have come with the so-called online red video, and I''ve seen through them if they want to get in. They deserve to be me! In short, if they are not on the list, they can''t go in."


    What a clever NIMA!


    Qin Tao was speechless.


    Not far away, Li Tiezhu, who sat on the stone pier and pulled his skull, looked dull, wouldn''t he? It''s not a big loss to make up your mind to bind the system and can''t even enter the stadium?


    "Hello?"


    Suddenly, a gust of fragrance came. It was a real fragrance. Li Tiezhu had never smelled a strange smell. The milk fragrance was mixed with a faint fragrance of flowers.


    A woman wearing sunglasses and a mask stood beside Li Tiezhu, with a pair of big water Lingling eyes hidden under her sunglasses.


    Li Tiezhu looked up blankly and sniffed:


    "Ah?"


    "It''s you, serious brother?"


    "Do you know me?"


    "Are you here to compete?"


    "Yes."


    "Can''t get in?"


    "Ang."


    "Try something else."


    "What can I do?"


    "See?


    "What?"


    "The delivery man put in by the security guard."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Tiktok Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya came into the TV station with a chubby assistant. Why not, what he saw was that he sat on the stone pier, and she was very funny. The real person was still more than the trembling voice.


    These days, Zhao Liya''s mobile phone screen is almost contracted by "serious brother", which is all kinds of sand carving or blasting videos.


    However, the most important thing is that Zhao Liya really likes Li Tiezhu''s song "people like me", which is almost sung to her heart.


    Zhao Liya began to practice piano at the age of three, piano band 10 at the age of 11, and attended concerts at the age of 14. During this period, many people looked forward to her as the piano of the future.


    But at the age of 16, she suddenly participated in super good voice and wanted to be a singer.


    No one understands her, no one supports her.


    It''s never easy to practice alone and forcibly change careers, just as it is sung in that song:


    A person who is unwilling to be ordinary like me!


    How many people are there in the world?


    Not living in the eyes of others, but only in her own heart. Zhao Liya chose to go her own way. This song gave her the courage to take the first step, not much, not much.


    She signed up the next day after listening to people like me.


    After watching Naixiang Naixiang''s little sister enter the TV station, Li Tiezhu started the low-frequency CPU and pondered for a while before he realized the hint of the little sister Naixiang just now.


    It was easy to get in.


    WOW! She not only has a good body, but also has a smart brain!


    Li Tiezhu called back Qin Tao, who was about to be beaten by the security guard, and ordered him to do so.


    Ten minutes later, Qin Tao understood after paying 1000 yuan to the called takeout. After all, the takeout''s clothes were taken away by Li Tiezhu. Can he not understand?


    Pretend to be a takeout!


    Qin Tao was still worried: "can this work?"


    You don''t treat that security guard as a fool, but as a blind man!

 Chapter 8

    Li Tiezhu changed into a takeout suit and put on a takeout helmet: "yes, you can hide and don''t affect my play."


    "You can use a hammer! We''ve been grinding with the security guard for two hours. He''s not blind. He''s already recognized us. You want to get in when you change your clothes? Do you think he''s a bad pen?"


    "Ang!"


    "Hold up a fart and you''ll be recognized."


    "No, the security guard is stupid. Most people with low IQ have mild face blindness."


    "Ah?"


    Qin Tao suddenly felt that useless knowledge had increased again.


    I''m a delivery man waiting for me. I''m smart. I feel offended. What''s the matter with my face blind? Did you eat your rice?


    Qin Tao stopped Li Tiezhu again: "brother, are you sure a fool is blind?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded firmly: "of course!"


    Qin Tao wondered, "how do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu was in a mess with confidence: "Oh! Of course I know! I know too much!"


    I''m kidding. Can I know?


    There are more than 50 people in the class. Why do I have the strongest relationship with you? It''s not because your face and figure are best recognized!


    I saw that Li Tiezhu, dressed as a takeout, came to the security guard, Yang Yang''s takeout rushed in, and was undoubtedly stopped. Li Tiezhu quarreled with the security guard.


    The security guard was a little smart. He had to see the address and name on the takeout list. Li Tiezhu scolded and showed him.


    Well, the address is the 11th floor of the TV station building. That''s right.


    Security comrades are now released.


    So Li Tiezhu come swaggeringly to make complaints about the security and go in.


    "This NIMA will do?"


    Under the tree in the distance, Qin Tao was startled.


    so-easy£¿£¡


    I''m afraid it''s not face blind, it''s blind!


    The delivery clerk felt a deeper offense. Is it true that my face is blind because


    ¡­¡­


    Half of the competition has passed, the program is wonderful, and the death knockout is also very exciting, but the audience is still not very satisfied.


    Because the serious brother didn''t show up.


    The barrage asked the serious brother when to perform every three or five times. Those with good support and malicious slander were waiting for him to copy and be exposed. In short, Li Tiezhu became the biggest suspense of the game.


    Director Wang zegang is as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. From time to time, he calls his assistant and asks:


    "Hasn''t Li Tiezhu come yet?"


    The answer is self-evident.


    It''s over, it''s over!


    Even the jury heard that Li Tiezhu didn''t come to the competition. After all, the next order of appearance was roughly determined. Even Zhao Liya, who was late on the plane, came in, but there was no Li Tiezhu.


    At the same time, the live barrage began to make things.


    "Inside story! Serious brother didn''t come to the game!"


    "Hot!"


    "True or false?"


    "It seems that there is no doubt that Tieding has copied."


    "I don''t know which team operates. It''s flattering. Is it cool?"


    "Don''t spread rumors! Serious brother must be there!"


    "Serious brother, powerful and domineering!"


    "Serious brother championship, or he will eat Xiang live!"


    "Lying trough! Do you believe what brother postpartum said?"


    "Postpartum brother? Is that the little fat man named Qin Tao?"


    "Bet 50 cents, serious brother will come out."


    It''s time for Zhao Liya to take the stage in the next group. She said goodbye to her assistant and makeup artist and rushed to the stage. Time is a little tight. I''ll go to the director group after singing and put poor Li Tiezhu in.


    "Eh? Is that you? Thank you just now!"


    At the corner of the passage, a delivery man squatting in the corner eating snail powder suddenly raised his head.


    "Do you... Recognize me?"


    Zhao Liya was stunned. The delivery clerk was a serious brother. You really came in as a takeout? I''m just kidding. Moreover, before, I was wearing a mask and sunglasses, which almost covered my whole face.


    How did he recognize me?


    Li Tiezhu thought that although I am blind, I have a special nose. Eating snail powder, you can smell her fragrance! Unexpectedly, Miss Naixiang is not only smart, but also so good-looking.


    Zhao Liya was also happy for Li Tiezhu and smiled, bright as sunshine.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "you... You laugh very well."


    Poof!


    This guy is so stupid. It''s fun.


    Zhao Liya covered her mouth: "come on!"


    Li Tiezhu, with an intelligence value of 82, said seriously, "thank you! Sister Naixiang, are you a staff member of the TV station?"


    "Ah?"


    "I''ve been in for so long. Why didn''t anyone greet me? When will I sing on the stage? Go and ask your leaders. Thank you."


    "I..."


    "Here! My pass card. My name is Li Tiezhu."


    "Wait."


    Zhao Liya didn''t pick up Li Tiezhu''s pass card. She walked away in tears and laughter. This guy is really a fool.


    Li Tiezhu knew nothing about the program operation. Although he successfully came in, he didn''t contact the program group at all. Therefore, the program group didn''t know he had come at all.


    Zhao Liya, a 16-year-old piano princess, surprised the audience with a song "wild goose returns to the north" played and sung by herself, which made the audience applaud for a long time.


    The eighth group of ten finished the competition.


    Zhao Liya and another contestant won the promotion Medal of the judges, and two others won the pending medal.


    This is the first round of the western division of super good voice, 100 to 20. Four judges and teachers, each with only four promotion medals and four pending medals.


    The elimination rate is frighteningly high.


    In other words, among the 100 contestants who have passed the audition, 16 contestants will be selected for direct promotion, and 16 are to be determined. The determined contestants will expel four final promoters at the corner of the afternoon the next day.


    This is the big list of 20 into 10 next week.


    However, there is a sequence of appearances, and it is impossible for the judges to use the medals in their hands completely equally.


    So far, after the eight groups have finished, there are only two promotion medals and three pending medals left. The situation of the latter two groups is not optimistic.


    Can that guy advance?


    Zhao Liya came to the backstage dressing room and began to remove her makeup. Suddenly stunned, I''m worried about what that guy is doing? It''s strange that you can advance because you''re stupid and don''t keep the door open.


    In other words, Zhao Liya became a "staff member" 20 minutes ago.


    Before going on stage, she conveyed the news that "serious brother" had arrived at the battlefield to the director. Now, the program team has found Li Tiezhu and put him into the last competition group.


    At that time, Wang zegang almost jumped up with excitement and tears, and immediately arranged someone to connect.


    Soon group 9 will be on the stage.


    The judges gave one promotion medal and two pending medals, leaving only one promotion medal and one pending medal for group 10.


    A line of subtitles appears on the screen:


    The 10th competition group: Wang hang, Li Feier, Zhao Zhe, Li Daxiao, Zhou Xixi, Mo Yu, Zhang Xiaoxiao, Zheng Qian, fan Sisi and Li Tiezhu


    The barrage went crazy again, even vaguely covering the posture of Zhao Liya when she stepped on the stage. There was only one focus of the barrage, that is "serious brother".


    "I''m serious. I''m here! People without permission, please back off!"


    "Li Tiezhu stands up!"


    "Good name! It''s a serious person at first sight!"


    "Guo Xiaosi copied novels and Li Tiezhu copied songs. Sichuan people don''t have a good thing."


    "Serious gangs will always support you."


    "In ancient times, Li bailis took off his boots, but now there is a serious brother lengba with a popsicle!"


    "Where''s my brother? Is he abandoned?"


    "Iron pillar, come on, dry Xiao town."


    "Plagiarize the dog and kill the whole family!"

 Chapter 9

    Li Tiezhu appeared on the stage with nine other handsome men and women, and then naturally grabbed all the focus. After all, today''s Li Tiezhu''s "yellow robe" is difficult to attract attention.


    Not to mention, this week, he has always been the biggest hot focus, full of topics.


    "Li Tiezhu, last time you dressed up as a migrant worker, today you dressed up again. What do you mean?"


    The host held back his smile and handed the microphone to Li Tiezhu in kangaroo takeout clothes.


    Several players nearby have begun to snicker.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes were dull: "the deep meaning is that the security guard didn''t let me in. It was an idea given to me by a beautiful little sister. I pretended to be a takeout. Your program group... Is not professional!"


    Zhao Liya, who is taking off her makeup backstage, is a little silly and has a good eye.


    The host asked, "why didn''t the security guard let you in?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because my name is not on the promotion list. Today, my friend spent 1000 yuan to rent this suit for me and ordered 15 yuan of snail powder. I''ll just eat the snail powder. Will the program team reimburse this 1000 yuan?"


    "Well..."


    The host was stunned and reimbursed?


    Director Wang zegang had a black face.


    Reimbursement?


    Not to mention the audience at the scene or in front of the screen, the players on the stage have been laughing wildly. It''s time for this product to participate in the comedian.


    "Newspaper! Newspaper!" the host wiped the sweat on his forehead. Fortunately, the director''s prompt board under the stage instructed him, otherwise he didn''t know how to talk. "Last time you sang" people like me "became popular. What was your song when you participated in the competition today?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "ha?"


    Host: "what song do you sing today? What song do you sing?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "ah... I forgot."


    "Can you forget the song name?"


    "No, I forgot to prepare songs. I''m a little busy moving bricks on the construction site these days. I often work overtime..."


    "Pooh, cough. You''re at the construction site... No, what are you going to do? Now choose a familiar song?"


    The host is also in a circle, really or not?


    Are the requirements of the program group so low now? Can migrant workers who move bricks on the construction site enter the race? Fake? It must be fake!


    Gimmick!


    Li Tiezhu really forgot.


    At first, he wanted to buy songs before the game to avoid losing his IQ early. Later, he was distracted by plagiarism and blocked by the security guard at the door


    Li Tiezhu, who had not enough IQ, forgot to buy one.


    On the live broadcast screen, barrages fly by in rows:


    "Serious cowhide!"


    "Serious people are never prepared."


    "Sing" people like me "again to ensure promotion."


    "Wine pens are posted on the Internet. Dare you sing?"


    "Anyway, the serious brother has become popular with his alternative dress up and copying gossip!"


    "Serious brother hit them in the face and wrote a song directly on the spot."


    "You think writing songs is like peeing? You can do it with one hand?"


    "It''s not safe to drive with one hand!"


    "Serious people who cover? They write songs on the spot."


    "Postgraduates of composition department call themselves experts."


    At the scene, under the gaze of the host and the audience, Li Tiezhu was suddenly a little shy, his cheeks were a little red, and he was ashamed and said, "don''t choose. I don''t usually listen to songs, and I don''t know many songs. Otherwise, they sing first, and I''ll write one next to them?"


    "What? What? Live composition?"


    The host is crazy. What company''s packaging style is this? Not with such a blind JEBO! What if the ship capsizes?


    If you dare to blow, we can''t believe it!


    "Ang."


    "Wow! It''s really a live composer. I can''t believe it. It''s been six years since super good voice. This is the first one to write music on site..."


    "Will you host it? Go to interview others. Look at the aunts of the contestants next to me. They are waiting for the flowers to thank. Also, I want to make a new song and watch to disturb me."


    Li Tiezhu is serious.


    Moderator: "


    Barrage:


    "Aunt contestant?"


    "Serious brother, I''ll burn paper for you next Qingming!"


    "It''s really live composition and carving!"


    "Lying trough! The prophet in front, I want to kill you! I really wrote it on the spot!"


    Although the contestants are also eager to be interviewed, except Li Tiezhu, a serious brother, the other nine contestants are too serious and have no slot. The interview tastes like Jue wax.


    Soon, the competition sequence was determined, and the contestants went to the waiting area to take their seats.


    Halfway through the makeup removal, Zhao Liya''s palms were sweating slightly. no Live song writing? Serious brother so fierce? It looks silly


    The last group of competitive performances began.


    Because of the large number of people, the contestants only sang half of the song in this round. With the comments of the judges, each contestant spent almost two minutes.


    Li Tiezhu came out in seventh place, that is, he only had 12 minutes to "write songs".


    The contestants performed on the stage one by one, but the camera often fell on Li Tiezhu''s face sitting in the corner. Who made him pretend to be a big force.


    In front of the camera, Li Tiezhu''s eyes were dull and motionless.


    Barrage:


    "The first time I saw someone write a song like this, laugh and cry o (¨i©n¨i) O"


    "Can''t you act like a little?"


    "Can''t you give up?"


    "You really believe it? It''s said to write songs on site. In fact, it''s prepared in advance."


    "It''s just the routine of the program group. If you''re serious, you''ll lose!"


    "Hey, no, you don''t really think migrant workers can write songs, do you?"


    "Although serious brother seems to be in a daze, I believe he is concentrating on writing songs (dog head saves his life)."


    "Yes, he is not so simple in a daze!"


    "Hearing what you said, I also found that my serious brother''s eyes began to be sharp."


    A sharp egg.


    Li Tiezhu is just in a daze.


    After all, he doesn''t need to write songs at all. He just spends his IQ to buy them in the mall. It''s just that these songs are too expensive. One song starts at five o''clock.


    Moreover, the next time he reaches the top ten, he needs at least one song.


    82-5-5=72


    Li Tiezhu hesitated. It is said that the average IQ of chimpanzees is 70. If this goes on, the nature of species has changed!


    [Ding!]


    [the host''s "line" triggers a special offer. Would you like to view it?]


    Huh?


    Li Tiezhu is at a loss. Do you still have this function?


    see!


    [because the host triggers the preferential mechanism, it only takes 1 intelligence to buy the lyrics of associated tracks. Do you want to buy?]


    Preferential mechanism? What the hell


    Yes.


    Li Tiezhu made a quick decision.


    If your IQ is not enough, don''t waste time thinking. After all, most of the answers obtained after thinking are also wrong.


    Just cheap.


    [Ding! Purchase succeeded!]


    In Li Tiezhu''s empty brain, the melody and lyrics of the song burst out in an instant, deeply rooted in his memory.


    "It sounds good, like a children''s song."


    Li Tiezhu said to himself, that''s it. Anyway, the song bought with 5 points of intelligence may not be better.


    After the first six players finished singing, it was finally Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    The host said: "thank the judges for their wonderful comments and the contestants'' wonderful singing. Next, please welcome the seventh contestant and Li Tiezhu."

 Chapter 10

    The lens focuses on Li Tiezhu, who is breaking his fingers to calculate.


    Save a little this round, buy a song next round, and there are still 76 points left, um... It''s still a person for the time being.


    If you win the next round, you can get 20 intelligence points! 98 points, almost reaching the average value, full of blood resurrection, worth it.


    "Li Tiezhu player?"


    The host was embarrassed for a while and shouted.


    "Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu looked up blankly.


    The audience burst into laughter. The serious brother was a little real. It turned out that genius really didn''t exist. Wait for his embarrassment! It''s not in vain.


    Backstage, Zhao Liya heard the laughter of her fat assistant and makeup artist. She frowned slightly and was more nervous than herself.


    The host squeezed out a smile: "Li Tiezhu, it''s your turn to perform on the stage."


    Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "Oh, so fast."


    "Li Tiezhu, how is your new song written? If it doesn''t matter, we can choose one at random..."


    "It''s done."


    "So... Ha?"


    "Please, find me a guitar."


    No way. Qin Tao didn''t get in, so the guitar couldn''t get in. Li Tiezhu sings "original" songs, and it is impossible to have ready-made accompaniment. He can only play and sing by himself.


    "Just, just ten minutes... Really finished?"


    The host can''t believe his ears. Which company holds it? Is it obvious to cheat? Who believes it?


    The program team doesn''t care?


    He glanced at the Director under the stage. Wang zegang was expressionless.


    In fact, Wang zegang has already known that this steamed stuffed bun is not a member of the circle, nor is it a newcomer held by any company. Otherwise, it will at least beat around the Bush to say hello to the program group, and it is impossible to take the pass card without leaving your name.


    So, this thing is wild!


    The program team soon brought Li Tiezhu a guitar, and Li Tiezhu played it casually twice.


    Host: "is the guitar OK?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, it''s very loud. It''s advanced. It''s not the kind of goods Qin Tao can buy for tens of dollars."


    Host: "Oh... Then let''s invite contestant Li Tiezhu..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you go down, I sing or you sing?"


    Moderator: "


    Barrage:


    "Excellent!"


    "Serious and powerful!"


    "Whether the serious brother is operated or not, I''m pink!"


    "Same powder!"


    "I''m Qin Tao. I''m squatting by the side of the road with my delivery brother to watch you live. You actually diss my guitar cheap?"


    "You see, the host''s face is green, ha ha ~"


    "Listen to whose song he copied this time?"


    "Hello upstairs o (¨i©n¨i) O"


    "In ancient times, Cao Zijian wrote poems in seven steps, and now there is a serious brother who writes songs in ten minutes."


    "Wine pen, take your p cartographer to see. I''ve copied your song again."


    "P chart is OK!"


    Li Tiezhu arranged the microphone, silently recited the lyrics in his mind and said:


    "Hello, I''m Li Tiezhu. Next, I''ll bring you the song I just wrote. The inspiration comes from a little sister I just met. She is a staff member of the program team. I can come to the competition today thanks to her..."


    Backstage, Zhao Liya, who has finished removing her makeup, is preparing to go to the hot pot tooth festival with her fat assistant, but she suddenly stops.


    Is he talking about me?


    Li Tiezhu said, "she is very kind and beautiful. She smiles very well. Therefore, there is this song" you smile very well. "


    This is


    Zhao Liya stared at the screen. The title of the song was deja vu? It''s not really for me, is it?


    The first time someone wrote a song for himself!


    The fat assistant dragged Zhao Liya: "go, hot pot."


    People have a heart. Even if they don''t sing well, they have to listen. Therefore, the fat assistant of 150 kg was Zhao Liya who didn''t pull 90 kg.


    The four judges also look at me and I look at you. Before, they appreciated Li Tiezhu. Even the so-called plagiarism storm did not shake their views.


    But now... Write a song in your head for ten minutes.


    It''s too much.


    The key is that the guy is still talking on the stage, talking about the source of inspiration and so on. It''s the same as real.


    I feel insulted.


    Lengba whispered, "Miss Chen, can you write a song silently in ten minutes?"


    Yi Feng and Lin Fan pricked their ears at the same time. In fact, they also wanted to ask the film and television Golden Melody boss, but they didn''t dare.


    As soon as Chen Poisson''s face changed, he shook his head slightly:


    "First of all, I can''t write songs in my head, which is impossible. Secondly, the fastest record of writing songs is six hours, and the fastest composer I know takes an hour and a half. Finally, all the above is just composition, not including lyrics and composition."


    Although the old man felt offended, he was honest.


    Leng Bazi was stunned and said, "then he did it on purpose? The song was written long ago?"


    Chen Poisson did not answer. Professionally speaking, it was impossible, but he hoped that Li Tiezhu was an honest man.


    The sound of the piano is like running water, gurgling down, crisp and pure.


    Li Tiezhu began to sing. Unlike last time, this time his voice was fresh and transparent, with a bit of ignorance:


    Want to go to distant mountains and rivers


    I want to go to the beach to see seagulls


    No matter how much wind and rain


    You are enough


    ¡­¡­


    This clear and thorough song spread all over thousands of families and hit everyone''s heart.


    The fat assistant murmured, "it''s a good song!"


    Zhao Liya''s face was red: "no, it''s not so good..."


    What is like spring flowers, like summer sunshine, what is beautiful like a scroll, too exaggerated?


    Zhao Liya thought, why don''t I know?


    That guy looks stupid. I didn''t expect


    Good eye.


    The barrage on the live screen is dense again, and everything is said.


    The highest likes are:


    "My mother asked me why I was listening to the song on my knees."


    The four judges and teachers started eye contact again, and the shock was beyond expression.


    Chen Poisson shook his head slightly, with a look of disappointment on his face. Song is a good song, but it''s just because it''s so good


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know that he had been suspected by his tutors. He sang very hard this time:


    You look good with a smile


    Like spring flowers


    Put all your troubles and all your worries


    It''s all blown away


    You look good with a smile


    Like summer sunshine


    All the time in the whole world


    Beautiful as a scroll


    At the end of the song, the whole audience cheered and clapped like thunder. This simple song has such magic.


    The host appeared on the stage: "thank you for Li Tiezhu''s singing. Please comment."


    Chen Poisson looked at Li Tiezhu strangely and turned his head and said, "what do you think of this song, three judges?"


    Yi Feng: "the melody is slightly simple, but catchy."


    Lin Fan: "good voice, very suitable for this song, great."


    Lengba: "OK! It sounds good."


    Chen Poisson held his old blood in his chest and asked me to be a bad man?


    The old man pondered, "it''s all good, it''s really good. This song is not top-level, but it can be said that you are a genius to write such a complete and beautiful song in ten minutes! But..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "is it difficult?"


    Chen Poisson: "


    There was a burst of laughter at the scene.


    Chen Poisson took a deep breath and said, "go down. After the whole group''s performance, let''s comment together."


    Then, Li Tiezhu got off the stage, the follow-up contestants continued to sing on the stage, and soon the last group finished singing. Ten contestants stood on the stage again and waited for the final judgment.


    It''s time to confirm the promotion quota!

 Chapter 11

    Host: "in the last group, who can be promoted and who will be determined? The judges must have a headache, and the audience should be most concerned about whether the serious brother who writes songs on site can be promoted. Let''s..."


    Li Tiezhu: "go straight into the advertisement. Aren''t you tired?"


    Host: "er... Next, let''s enter an advertisement."


    Audience: "puha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t mean it. He really can''t control himself. It''s the system.


    During the advertising time, the barrage was not calm at all:


    "Serious brother, a good hand against people!"


    "Seek the psychological shadow area of the host."


    "When my serious brother didn''t speak, I thought he was simple and honest."


    "Looking forward to the promotion of serious brother."


    "I, Chen Poisson, announce that I am serious about my brother''s promotion."


    "I''m Qin Tao: the program team, if Li Tiezhu doesn''t get promoted, will you repay the 1000 yuan?"


    "Is Qin Tao singing" postpartum us "last time?"


    "Unfortunately, my postpartum brother didn''t mix in."


    "Postpartum brother''s name is OK!"


    "If my postpartum brother and my serious brother are on the same stage, I will quit Yunde society!"


    Two minutes later, the advertisement ended and the four judges ended their less heated discussion.


    Anyone with a clear eye can see that the fourth group can''t pose a threat to Li Tiezhu except Zheng Qian, a Sichuan music student.


    Choosing Zheng Qian is not wrong, but choosing Li Tiezhu will be controversial and even take a lot of risks.


    For example... Plagiarism and fraud, once you sit down


    Chen Poisson first spoke and commented on several contestants. Then, he highly praised Zheng Qian and highly affirmed her specialty. Finally, I looked at Li Tiezhu and didn''t know where to start for a while.


    "Li Tiezhu."


    "Yes."


    Chen Poisson said seriously: "did you write" you smile so good? "Or did you really write" people like me "? Did you copy or learn from it? Or did someone else write songs for you?"


    To the point, the old man can''t rub sand in his eyes.


    The other three judges are a little silly. Didn''t director Wang zegang suggest that we let Li Tiezhu advance through the headset just now? Moreover, we should weaken or even bypass the plagiarism event. Why is the old man so rigid?


    Yi Feng and Lin Fan look at their nose, nose and heart. Pretending to be dead is none of my business.


    Lengba''s eyes are bright. Wow, it''s so exciting to watch a play close! She also wants to poke this thing, but sister he asked her not to do anything.


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused: "what?"


    His unsophisticated little brain rotates rapidly and plagiarizes? No way! I just bought a new song. It doesn''t make sense. Did someone else make a score again?


    The barrage once again expressed their views and debated on this issue.


    Backstage, the fat assistant who was calling a car on his mobile phone muttered, "can''t it really be copied?"


    "It''s original!"


    Zhao Liya retorted in an instant. Her tone was beyond doubt. After all, she had heard Li Tiezhu say that to him before.


    You smile so good!


    Hum, you look like you haven''t seen the world.


    The fat assistant was surprised: "how do you know?"


    Zhao Liya''s eyes dodged: "I... just know."


    The audience, judges, staff and the audience watching the live broadcast all focused on Li Tiezhu.


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said blankly, "do you still need to copy such a simple thing as writing songs?"


    pretty


    The host almost choked, I knew it! He dared not speak for fear of being offended.


    In addition to Chen Poisson, who was calm, the other three judges showed WTF''s expression and wrote songs! Creation! Not moving bricks!


    Lengba is stunned. Is it still so justifiable to cheat? How did you do that?


    Chen Poisson said, "where did you learn to compose music?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I haven''t learned it. Qin Tao taught me to play the guitar for half a year. In fact, he doesn''t know much about playing the guitar himself."


    "Then how can you write songs?"


    "Yes."


    "Do you know the staff?"


    "What?"


    "Where''s the simplified score?"


    "Can understand the simplified music."


    "You don''t write songs in your head? Use simple music?"


    "What''s the problem?"


    "I..."


    Master Chen Poisson, the top old composer in China, really wanted to make rude remarks, but he held back. It''s almost certain that this guy copied it, or someone wrote it for him.


    But he has no evidence.


    Other players on the stage also cast disdainful eyes on Li Tiezhu, not disdaining him for plagiarism, but disdaining his acting skills. Can''t you play better with such good resources?


    The barrage erupted again:


    "Sure plagiarism"


    "Plagiarism! Identification completed!"


    "Zhennima is a genius. It''s insulting the audience''s IQ."


    "Powder to black!"


    "Is it such a thing to bully my Xiaozhen?"


    "A good hand is badly played"


    Backstage, Zhao Liya frowned.


    The fat assistant chuckled: "well, it''s not copied yet! Who can write a song in ten minutes? And he didn''t write, all by thinking?"


    Zhao Liya said stubbornly, "he didn''t copy it."


    The fat assistant looked at Zhao Liya silently. Is this sister crazy today?


    On the stage, inspired by Chen Poisson, the original score of unwilling to be ordinary, which was aired on the Internet with a wine pen, was released on the big screen.


    Is this the end?


    The host quietly wiped his sweat.


    Under the stage, director Wang zegang''s face was as black as charcoal. He regretted that he had not invited the strange old man to be the judge!


    Lengba looks at Li Tiezhu unkindly. Hey, let you bully me!


    Chen Poisson said, "what do you say about this?"


    Li Tiezhu did not panic at all: "the photo is false."


    Chen Poisson: "


    Still talking hard!


    He didn''t believe Li Tiezhu plagiarized, but Chen Poisson almost changed his view about writing songs in ten minutes today. His perception of Li Tiezhu has changed from appreciation to pity. He is young and doesn''t learn well


    [Ding! It is detected that the host is suffering from plagiarism. Release a branch task: prove yourself and discredit the false accuser''s wine pen. Task reward: 10 intelligence points + absolute sound sense]


    What is absolute sound? It doesn''t matter. 10 intelligence points are still very fragrant.


    [the system includes a song of lyrics to challenge the wine pen. Only 1 intelligence point is required to buy the full version of lyrics, only this song]


    And this good thing?


    In that case, play a little bigger. Anyway, I have a system.


    "Well, I copied his song."


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu said.


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    Everyone is confused. Although we all believe you copied, you can''t be so honest. In fact, you can argue.


    Chen Poisson''s face is broken. Am I still wrong?


    Lengba also showed disappointment. Although she complained about Li Tiezhu, she still looked forward to his face and wine pen.


    Listen to Li Tiezhu again: "I copied more than one song, and many more are in my head. If I am promoted, in the next scene, I will sing another original song, which is also copied."


    what do you mean?


    This guy is so arrogant that he doesn''t seem to have a counseling attitude!


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll give out the lyrics and ask someone to write or sing the song. Don''t look like it at that time. Just look who writes well! Or, it''s OK to have other composers write it. I''ll sing better than you next time!"


    I''m not aiming at anyone. I mean, everyone here is


    If Li Tiezhu sings better than wine pen, is it necessary to copy your song?


    Chen Poisson''s eyes shook. Is this guy too crazy? However, looking at his arrogance, is there really a genius in the world who writes songs silently for ten minutes?

 Chapter 12

    Lengba couldn''t help but cry out, and finally waited! Is it so new?


    I like it!


    As a judge, lengba is still a melon eater in her heart.


    Although she has a goddess face, privately she is the kind of guy who will stop to wave the flag and shout when she sees two dogs fighting on the roadside.


    The host was excited: "do you mean that in order to prove that you are not plagiarism, you have to challenge all composers, including wine pens? And are you sure to win?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    He added in his heart: the system is forced.


    The host looks at the director. Wang zegang looks at Chen Poisson. Old man, you''ve had enough! Do you want the reputation of the program group? And... The program has timed out.


    Does plagiarism matter? Important, but not so important. If Li Tiezhu leaves the stage, the so-called plagiarism is not worth mentioning.


    Therefore, what we are most concerned about now is:


    Does Li Tiezhu have another chance to sing?


    The live barrage has erupted madly, and the audience has exploded. Can you still play like this? All the map guns! We must save it for the next game and see how he goes to heaven! Or... Ascend to heaven.


    Li Tiezhu on the stage, his eyes empty, began to Daze again, and giggled at the corners of his mouth. Anyway, I have a system. The big deal is krypton''s IQ!


    I won''t lose!


    Barrage:


    "Lying in the trough! What a big heart!"


    "I thought he was bronze, but I didn''t think he was a king!"


    "Cowhide Plath!"


    "Serious brother, please accept my bolenggaier!"


    "Capital clothes!"


    "A plagiarizer is still so arrogant? The world is going down."


    "This is a map cannon! I love it!"


    "Dare to challenge the wine pen openly. Now I believe that the wine pen touches the porcelain."


    "Me too. The wine pen is a silly fork. He wrote a saliva song all his life. It''s so ugly."


    "I''m afraid the serious brother can''t go to the next round."


    Chen Poisson frowned deeply and stared at Li Tiezhu.


    Zhao Liya backstage, I don''t know when she subconsciously grasped her clothes.


    Director Wang zegang is also a little short of breath. Please be a person, sir! Stop messing with moths! If Li Tiezhu is brushed down, the plagiarized pot will not be thrown off. Let him finish the next game.


    Chen Poisson said, "the question you asked about plagiarism has nothing to do with the program group or the final promotion quota. This is my personal question!"


    what do you mean?


    Chen Poisson added: "the focus of this program is good voice. Therefore, whether you are original or plagiarized, at most, it can only involve your moral problems. It does not involve the selection criteria. As long as you sing well, you can be promoted. If you don''t sing well, no matter how well you write the song. But I hope you don''t plagiarize so much."


    Now, everyone understands that the old man is full of curiosity. It can also be said that he has a burst of sense of justice.


    Some people support Chen Poisson, have a bottom line, and others black him. There are many things.


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t understand the staff written with a wine pen. How to copy it? I can only make simple music."


    what the fuck!


    That makes sense.


    Chen Poisson was also stunned. Why didn''t I think of this section?


    He was embarrassed. "Of course, there is only one medal for promotion, in the cold bar. So, I have no idea who she wants to give, she has the final say."


    Li Tiezhu: "then you talk for a long time, just like you make a choice..."


    Chen Poisson: "well... I can''t help it, I can''t help it."


    You don''t have the right to decide, so you''ve been talking about it for most of the day? Even forced me to open a map gun? Is that really good?


    Host: "so, mentor lengba, what''s your choice?"


    Lengba picked up the promotion medal, looked at the players and said, "Zheng Qian is a very good player. I like her singing very much. She has good conditions, mature skills and singing methods. What''s more, her external conditions are excellent. But..."


    ok


    Yes, but.


    Zheng Qian was a little excited. She suddenly fell down and was afraid of everything, but ah.


    She glanced resentfully at Li Tiezhu beside her. If she didn''t meet this opponent, she could be promoted with her strength.


    Li Tiezhu looked calm and even distracted.


    Lengba said: "however, Li Tiezhu''s voice is more distinctive. Although his singing is not as good as Zheng Qian, it is more simple and can arouse the resonance of the audience. Therefore, even if he bullied me during the audition and asked me to bring him pineapple popsicles, I still chose..."


    Li Tiezhu: "how do you know it''s pineapple?"


    Lengba: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh!"


    Yi Feng: "Puff -"


    Lin Fan: "brother? What are you laughing at? What''s funny about pineapple popsicles?"


    The original tense and fierce final choice, the painting style changed suddenly.


    The host was silly. The players blew up, the tutors covered their foreheads, and the live barrage was surging, and lengba was about to crack.


    Leng Patton blushed: "I... smell it! Don''t slander me!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t say anything."


    Lengba took a few deep breaths, forced herself to resist the impulse to vote the promotion medal for Zheng Qian, stared at Li Tiezhu, and looked like a knife: "promotion!"


    Then, Chen Poisson gave Zheng Qian the last pending medal. She still had a chance to rescue.


    All promotion and pending places have been finalized, and the program is coming to an end.


    The host quickly asked Li Tiezhu, "your next song is going to challenge jiubi and other composers, so what are the lyrics? Can you give them now?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "first reimburse the 1000 yuan."


    Moderator: "


    The program team responded quickly. Immediately, a staff member added Qin Tao''s wechat and transferred the money. Then, Li Tiezhu also gave the song title and lyrics:


    Big fish


    The silent waves drowned the night deeply


    Over the corner at the end of the sky


    The big fish swam through the gap of the dream


    Staring at the outline of your deep sleep


    Look at the sea and the sky


    Listen to the wind and rain


    Hold your hand and blow away the vast smoke


    Big fish wings


    It''s too vast


    I loosen the rope of time


    ¡­¡­


    The lyrics slowly appeared on the big screen, and the audience were stunned for a while. Is this word... Too powerful?


    Chen Poisson nodded, even with eager passion in his eyes, or


    Lengba is a little confused. Is that guy really good at writing songs?


    There was even a flash of surprise in the eyes of Zhao Liya backstage. I knew, I knew


    Born into a musical family, she actually had a dream of singing and singing since childhood, so she usually composed music and lyrics. However, she is too young, her skills are not mature, and her works are not very good, but this does not prevent her from being outstanding in appreciation.


    With the exit of group 10, the first round of the western division of super good voice is over, followed by 20-10 in the semi-final next Saturday and 10-5 in the final next week.


    The program should be over. The host is ready to make the final report, but he sees the director''s assistant raise the prompt board.


    Me, NIMA?!


    Still coming?


    This is embarrassing me, fat tiger!

 Chapter 13

    The director asked him to interview Li Tiezhu, but the host was helpless and had to hand over the microphone to Li Tiezhu. Now he is afraid of this guy: "excuse me, Li Tiezhu''s contestant has been successfully promoted to the top 20 in the sub competition area. What do you want to say?"


    The other contestants began to exit. Li Tiezhu took the microphone and pondered a little, saying:


    "Yes, thank you."


    Huh?


    The host subconsciously said, "it''s over?"


    "Ang."


    Li Tiezhu thought that my old man might have to talk about work with Aunt Liu tonight. I have to go back early to help him guard the door.


    Host: "no... don''t you thank Chen Lao and lengba? They are your noble people! During the audition, it was Mr. Chen Poisson who asked you to sing your original song that you got his pass card. This time, lengba ignored the past and gave you the promotion medal, so you didn''t say anything?"


    Barrage:


    The so-called let bygones be bygones means let lengba take a popsicle?


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have bad ears? Didn''t I just say thank them?"


    Host: "er... Well, the audience are actually very interested in you. Is it convenient to talk?"


    "Inconvenient."


    "Well... What is your dream?"


    "Be a foreman."


    "Ha? How old are you this year? Didn''t you go to school?"


    "I''m seventeen this year and eighteen next month. I''m in school and I''m a senior three in the next semester. When I''m on holiday, I work odd jobs at my old man''s construction site to earn tuition fees and steal some professional skills. In college, I want to learn surveying and mapping, plus the clay tile technology of stealing teachers from now on. When I graduate from college, I can do engineering by myself. I''ll be a foreman for a few years. According to my old man''s idea, Marry a chubby wife and have two or three children... "


    "No, brother tie Zhu, you... Are now popular and want to be a star..."


    "What if it gets cold? As my father said, his skills don''t pressure him. Let''s say my old man. He can make mud tiles, burn bricks, kill pigs, lift funerals, play suona, jump gods, make a feast for hundreds of people, and deliver sows. I''m not as good as him!"


    "You, your father is really good. The donkeys in the production team are not as versatile as him."


    "That is!"


    Li Tiezhu is full of admiration for his old man. He has never been lucky in his life. Didn''t he raise me? Even Aunt Liu, an old flower on the construction site, did not escape his clutches.


    The host collapsed, but the live audience and the audience watching the live broadcast were particularly enthusiastic, and the barrage never stopped:


    "Serious brother is great!"


    "Serious brother''s father is really versatile. Is Li Tiezhu the queen of a famous family?"


    "It''s not easy to go to school and work on the construction site."


    "He is really a rural child, inspirational!"


    "Luyu: I don''t believe it."


    "Go away if you don''t believe it. Those who say his team is packaging, cheating and plagiarizing. I look forward to beating you in the face in the next issue!"


    "What makes a small man successful? Does it depend on his relationship that he can be promoted?"


    "Plagiarism expert!"


    "This song" you laugh so good "is also copied? Please don''t sleep tonight, P chart all night!"


    "I''m afraid the wine pen can''t pay attention to the P picture tonight. I want to write big fish for respect."


    "My serious brother is the most grounded star in history!"


    Host: "let''s congratulate Li Tiezhu and look forward to his wonderful performance in the next issue..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the director raised his card and asked you to finish quickly. The program timed out."


    With that, Li Tiezhu turned and left.


    The host is messy in the wind. I saw it! After a long time, he said, "audience friends... I''ll see you next time..."


    On the live broadcast screen, the barrage of bullets flew in disorder, distressing the host.


    ¡­¡­


    The first round of super good voice is over.


    In this competition, Li Tiezhu once again became the focus of the whole audience, and even the wonderful performance of piano goddess Zhao Liya was taken away from the limelight.


    The fat assistant was particularly indignant, but Zhao Liya was not dissatisfied. She happily took the fat assistant to eat hot pot.


    Then, there was another debate about serious brother on the Internet. In addition to plagiarism, it was more his counterattack in the face of plagiarism accusations - shooting at national composers.


    This is disrespect for the elders!


    Tiktok is not so intense, but it''s a song that you laugh really well. It became the most popular BGM, and became the first divine comedy, too many to count.


    After the game, Li Tiezhu was caught by the program team to register and leave his contact information, so as not to make him unable to enter the next game.


    Director Wang zegang and his mentor Chen Poisson encouraged Li Tiezhu and asked him about the challenge. Li Tiezhu was full of confidence. Although they didn''t believe it, it was hard to say anything.


    Young people are crazy. When they have suffered a loss, they will know to converge. The old people think so generously.


    It was very late when Li Tiezhu came out of the TV station.


    Qin Tao and Zhen takeout, who had been blowing outside for more than an hour, hugged Li Tiezhu excitedly and congratulated him on his promotion. The delivery clerk was a little too excited. After all, we didn''t know each other well.


    After exchanging clothes, Li Tiezhu looked at the takeout suspiciously.


    The delivery clerk said shyly, "can you... Sign for me? It''s on this shirt!"


    So, Li Tiezhu wrote down three words on the Yellow takeout suit.


    The delivery man left happily.


    Qin Tao talked with Li Tiezhu enviously for a while and asked him if he could win the composing challenge. After getting a positive answer, he was very excited. Then, he proposed to be Li Tiezhu''s agent, and Li Tiezhu naturally had no opinion.


    As long as he doesn''t raise pigs, he can do anything.


    Finally, the little fat man told him not to forget his wealth, so he took a taxi home and went home to find out how to be an agent.


    Li Tiezhu straddled the 28 bars and couldn''t help laughing.


    In the system, the current achievements have increased.


    Music Achievement: 7 points.


    Variety achievements: 4 points.


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    Unexpectedly, after winning the next game, I will become a smart man, and then become a big star. How can I spend when I make a lot of money in the future?


    Oh, it hurts to think about it.


    The night breeze is fresh.


    Zhao Liya took the fat assistant''s hand and was ready to get on the bus. Suddenly, she saw Li Tiezhu riding on an old bicycle on the roadside not far away, smiling at her.


    This guy doesn''t think he wrote me a song and thought


    How stupid he laughs!


    Waiting for me?


    He doesn''t really think I''m a staff member, does he?


    Wait for me, you see me, what are you doing with a silly smile?


    Inferiority?


    Dare not come?


    This guy is so simple!


    Where was the foolishness of the air on the stage just now?


    Ha, poke!


    That''s right. So are many excellent boys. They can''t walk and speak... Life is as lonely as snow.


    Zhao Liya tilted her lips, stuffed the fat assistant into the car and told her to wait for a while. Then she put her face on her back and walked towards Li Tiezhu like a proud peacock.


    For the sake of that song, go and say hello to him. It''s not easy for a boy with low self-esteem. Who makes me so kind.


    ha-ha!


    Two meters in front of Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya showed a warm smile:


    "Sing well tonight..."


    Whoosh¡ª¡ª


    A gust of wind, Li Tiezhu instantly started, rode his bike past Zhao Liya, flew away, and muttered, "ah! Change a good car when you earn a bonus."


    Zhao Liya was frozen in place, with an extremely shameful expression on her face: "... Well done..."


    This melon skin!


    He''s not waiting for me?! Just simply giggling in a daze


    Zhao Liya felt that she had been hit by 10000 points.


    What a shame.


    bear these in mind! I... will take revenge! Hum!

 Chapter 14

    Another composer who was also hit by 10000 points was a composer far away in Baodao. Since the unification of Baodao 20 years ago and obtained his ID card, he has been serving large companies in the mainland.


    After turning off the TV, he called Xiao town''s agent in fear:


    "Hello? Have you seen the program? What''s the next? That guy doesn''t play cards according to common sense! What composing challenge did he give me and give me the lyrics to write songs. He hasn''t had any inspiration recently. Where did he go to write songs for him?"


    On the outskirts of the East China Sea, luxury villas are brightly lit.


    Xiao Zhen put on a mask, lying on the sofa, letting a maid shave his leg hair, and another maid feeding him bird''s nest.


    "Shut up! It doesn''t matter if you can''t write it. I''ll give you the song" big fish "in two days. I have many good songwriters. At that time, you can send it to the Internet. It''s definitely better than that local steamed stuffed bun. In addition, you have supported the labor and capital! The price has doubled."


    Hung up the phone, but the agent didn''t have the domineering manner when he called, and said with a low eyebrow:


    "Zhanzhan, that local steamed stuffed bun doesn''t play cards according to common sense. The operation team behind him is also a little tricky! If this song big fish is compared, it can''t move him. Otherwise, he and our two competition areas..."


    In their view, behind Li Tiezhu''s many gimmicks, there must be a team operating and deliberately creating a local steamed stuffed bun image.


    Behind it, there are operation experts and a strong composition team.


    After all, except for Zhao Liya who has her own princess aura and real wild players, others play like this.


    Who is cleaner than who?


    However, they can''t figure out which Godfather likes Li Tiezhu''s style. It looks ok, but it''s too rustic, isn''t it?


    Is it just simple packaging?


    Xiao Zhen patted his face and snorted coldly: "hum! I know he didn''t mean it, but he stepped on me by coincidence! However, he stepped on me on the list for the first time. I can''t swallow this tone. This is not hitting Xiao Zhen''s face, it''s hitting my godfather''s ass! How do you want me to mix in the future? How do you want me to mix in the future?"


    The agent said tentatively, "Godfather... What do you mean?"


    Xiao Zhen smiled softly: "what do you think? Don''t worry! Tomorrow night, when I serve my godfather, let him help us. With the resources in his hand, ha ha, the songs written are the top in China?"


    They knew that the song "written by a wine pen" could not be the same as Li Tiezhu wrote, but the key is that the song is better.


    This one, Xiao town can''t lose.


    For him, only he steps on others to climb up, and must not be stepped on by others.


    Otherwise, the world will be unfair.


    Besides, this time, with the full support of his godfather, he must not fail. If he can''t make a start this time, he won''t have such a good chance.


    The list of future stars is determined to win.


    Under the strong team operation and the indiscriminate bombing of the Navy, Xiao town returned to the 10th place again.


    However, Li Tiezhu, who made a lot of money by opening a map gun, even rose to sixth in one breath. Zhao Liya, the third piano princess, was only three places away. Instead of being pulled down, he was far away from Xiao town.


    Xiao Zhen looked at the latest ranking and hated gnashing his teeth.


    At this time, the brokers brought tiktok: "your number of fans is over 2 million. Shall we update the video today?"


    Xiao Zhen smiled with satisfaction: "let''s talk about it tomorrow. There are dozens more."


    The agent hesitated and said, "well... Li Tiezhu updated a video and his fans exceeded 3 million..."


    Xiao Zhen: "grass!"


    So, at the insistence of Xiao Zhen, in addition to recruiting people to help write big fish, his team bought many paparazzi and rushed to Shudu overnight to perform secret tasks.


    Anyway, I don''t want anyone to be more popular than me!


    This time, you have to ruin that guy! Never turn over!


    ¡­¡­


    How many days?


    The old man didn''t talk to Aunt Liu about work tonight. It is said that Aunt Liu''s mother''s eldest sister came to visit. Li Tiezhu didn''t guard the door and was happy to be free.


    Tiktok, mobile phone, was lying in bed. Li Tiezhu looked at the number of fans in his cell phone. He could not help but feel puzzled. Did these people feel awful? I''m just a contestant. I just sent a video. As for?


    Number of fans: 3.26 million.


    Number of likes: 7.23 million.


    These days, Li Tiezhu had not really had tiktok, but not how busy he was. On the one hand, he used the function machine to get used to it, and he was not very accustomed to it. On the other hand, he uses the cheapest 18 yuan package, with only 2G traffic per month. He doesn''t dare to brush the video blindly, but can only take a peek occasionally.


    After a brief review, Li Tiezhu felt a little bored. Don''t these people know that traffic is very expensive?


    [Ding!]


    Congratulations on the three million tiktok of fans!


    what the fuck!


    coming! coming?


    Li Tiezhu immediately sat up from the bed. It''s time for a new reward!


    It''s dad!


    [the system gives the most sincere blessing to the host!]


    That''s it?


    Tiktok tiktok, the host, likes to play the jitter, and the host breaks the case to a host: the jitter fans love billions.


    [at that time, there will be generous rewards! I hope the host will make persistent efforts!]


    Ah?


    Fans break 100 million?


    Stop kidding, okay? Apart from one or two official accounts, which animal''s fans broke 100 million? Chen Chichi''s cheap goods are only 50 million, aren''t they?


    Isn''t it difficult for me? It''s an impossible task!


    Sleep! Sleep!


    ¡­¡­


    Too many to count, "you laugh tiktok" in the next few days, the whole network is full of fire, ten short videos are flown, eight are the BGM, and the number of the cover is countless.


    In penguin music, the popularity of this new song exceeded that of people like me, ranking fifth and second.


    Even, there is a faint trend to compete for the first place!


    It''s nice of you to laugh. It''s not as profound and moving as people like me, but it can''t hold its Divine Comedy attribute.


    It''s fire!


    No reason, no reason, fire is fire.


    As you tiktok, you can laugh tiktok, and start a new round of activities:


    Big fish composition challenge!


    Tiktok Li Tiezhu and tiktok, who had been like me, and pushed you to the location of the red voice of the brother''s voice, were good enough to be able to afford the early quiver team and add a fire. This is the case that Li Tiezhu is more angry.


    Hundreds of music lovers published their own big fish on the jitter, tiktok, Li Tiezhu''s words, but they are original.


    So, when big fish normalizes, it also follows the brush to explode the whole network, and the back waves push the front waves, wave after wave.


    During this time, Li Tiezhu, a serious brother, contracted almost all hot spots!

 Chapter 15

    The challenge of big fish tiktok is extremely hot.


    Most of the people who participated in it were pranksters who knew nothing about it, but there were also beginners who learned some music, and even some veteran composers who had been mixed in the music world for many years.


    Everyone''s level is uneven, but the most important thing is to participate and make trouble.


    Not to mention, several very good songs have emerged in this activity. It''s a surprise!


    In the past two days, it is generally acknowledged that the best written songs are three "big fish", all of which are quite good.


    One is composed and sung by the author named "old vinegar". The melody is slow and low, the song is hoarse and simple, and it is moving. He won 3 million praise and 400000 comments, ranking first in the challenge, which is indisputable.


    Many people leave messages below, which is almost a way to visit the great God. Even if this song is put in the current music world, it is also a masterpiece in the top ten of the year.


    In a quadrangle, Chen Poisson crossed his legs and brushed his mobile phone. He thought, Jiang is still old and spicy. I think your boy will sing in two days. Can you have a good writing from me?


    In fact, the old man is very tangled. On the one hand, he can''t help writing songs. On the other hand, he is afraid that it will hurt li Tiezhu''s creative enthusiasm.


    Oh!


    Qianlang doesn''t necessarily die on the beach!


    In front of my absolute strength, there are few animals in the Chinese music world that can hold up except those animals!


    Since Li Tiezhu launched the big fish challenge, Chen Poisson thought more and more that Li Tiezhu could not copy. He should be a real genius. I hope he can resist the pressure and write better music than me.


    As for the wine pen, Chen Poisson thought it was just a shameless musician who rubbed the heat.


    A golden song like "people like me" depends on him?


    No way, the old man is so kind.


    The other is composed and sung by the female author of ID "hot pot is about to eat standing".


    This tune is very different from the previous one. The overall tune is a little cheerful, but with a little melancholy. It seems that a girl''s first love is as if she is too vague to leave, and she wants to say it again. She is too vague to leave, but she has a long aftertaste.


    Mainly, the piano soundtrack is extremely silky and pleasant, and the singing is particularly soft and waxy.


    However, because the overall tune is slightly monotonous, it can''t compare with the old and cool composure of "old vinegar", ranking second, praising 2.6 million and commenting 300000, which is the second in the challenge.


    In the private room of the hot pot shop behind the screen, Zhao Liya was so excited that she was robbed of all her fresh belly by the fat assistant.


    She thinks this is the best song she has made. At this level, it is enough to play an ordinary album as the main song. Why didn''t you find yourself so talented in composing music before? I''m really suitable to be a singer!


    The decision to move to the singing world was indeed right!


    Suddenly some expansion, Wahaha... Immortal board, my hairy belly!


    It''s so happy in the music field and defeated in the hot pot field.


    Another song is uploaded by the author of ID name "dry dad", which has been recognized by friends who have heard wine pen songs. This person is wine pen.


    Big fish, composed by him, has a gentle tune and little fluctuation. It sounds good on the whole, but there is no big wave. There is still a big gap compared with the works of the first two.


    Therefore, it can only rank third. The number of likes is less than 2 million, and there are many bad comments.


    Even so, this song is much better than his previous works, and it doesn''t even look like it was written by a person.


    This song is far from the style before the wine pen, and its level has jumped several times.


    Since Li Teng was caught alive 20 years ago and the people of Baodao lined up to get their ID cards, the status of Baodao artists has been generally low. So, the wine pen with low self-esteem and guilty heart is a little urgent. The first two people won''t be from that guy''s company, right? That''s the end of the calf!


    He was really afraid, because he didn''t have that strength and was extremely guilty.


    The song was written to him by the Xiaozhen team.


    Soon, he was completely relieved by the phone call from Xiao''s agent.


    With godfather''s resources, Xiao town has understood the identities of the top two. After all, apps these days need real name certification. "Old vinegar" is Chen Poisson, "hot pot is about to eat standing" is Zhao Liya.


    This is an asymmetric information resource, which is precious.


    We''re gonna win!


    So, on the two day before the competition, in July 27th, "dry father" was full of tiktok and exploding.


    "I am the composer''s wine pen, and the last video is the big fish I composed. In addition, I saw this word for the first time, and the other party didn''t copy it this time. This is the measure for the other party to get rid of the accusation of plagiarism, but I chose to fight just to defend the dignity and morality of a composer! Defend the glory of art! Wait until super good voice tomorrow night Competition, that guy sings his junk works, and everything will come to light! "


    It''s no wonder that the wine pen is blind to jebaoli flug. In fact, he has no choice. Under the pressure of the Xiaozhen team, he can only carry it to the end.


    Xiao Zhen''s team writes songs well, but they are not better than Chen Poisson and Zhao Liya, let alone the songs written by them. In fact, they are half a file away from Li Tiezhu''s famous Divine Song "people like me".


    But does the wine pen have a choice?


    He did not have.


    Therefore, this tiktok short video "announcement" was so irrevocably sent out.


    For these, Li Tiezhu tiktok did not know, because he only had 2G traffic every month, almost never brush his voice.


    His life is very full. He carries bricks and steel bars during the day and helps the old man guard the door at night, so that he can talk about his work happily. He doesn''t even have time to read learning materials.


    ¡­¡­


    Three days later, Penguin music found Li Tiezhu through the program group.


    "What? Sign up?"


    At the gate of the construction site, Li Tiezhu was very unwilling to ask the foreman for leave. At the high cost of wasting half a day''s working hours, he received several leaders recommended by the program team.


    He''s a little confused. What contract does he sign?


    A middle-aged man, led by Li Tiezhu, began to explain that they were Penguin music and were eager to sign a copyright license contract for original songs with Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took several people to the tin house where he and the old man lived temporarily. The old man was trying to figure out who was snoring in bed. There were still scratches left by discussing work with Aunt Liu last night.


    "You usually live here?"


    Leaders don''t know how to settle down. This place is really oppressive.


    "Ang!"


    Li Tiezhu was unaware.


    With a dry smile, the leader scanned the dilapidated environment around him. Finally, his eyes fell on an old and small music box on the table.


    "I didn''t expect that a popular singer writer should live in such a shabby environment. Moreover, he doesn''t even have a decent musical instrument in his residence. The only thing that can make sound is an eight tone box?"


    With that, the leader is going to get the music box.


    Li Tiezhu snapped open the leader''s hand, grabbed the music box and hid it under the pillow: "don''t move!!! The music box is broken."


    The leader was embarrassed, rubbed his hands and smiled: "Tiezhu little brother, I really love music. A broken music box is so distressed, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu''s heart tightened and said secretly, you know a hammer!

 Chapter 16

    Li Tiezhu huffed at the music box, then lifted up the hem of the T-shirt and wiped it carefully. He didn''t put it back on the wooden table until he was sure to wipe it clean.


    Then, Li Tiezhu took a look at the leader, picked up the music box again, and quietly hid under the pillow on the bed.


    The leader is very embarrassed for a time, and I don''t rob your junk.


    His rags are my treasures!


    The leader is a man who has seen the world and has extraordinary bearing.


    Li Tiezhu has not seen the world yet. He shows a little inferiority complex.


    The leader hehe, ready to get to the point.


    "Hum!! snore... Oh, EH -"


    Li Tiezhu''s father snored loudly in bed without losing his charm. After all, staying up late every day to talk about work with Aunt Liu also consumes... Energy.


    The leader was startled: "well, we won''t disturb the ''worker'' to sleep. Let''s go to a coffee shop to sign a contract!"


    He really didn''t know that it was Li Tiezhu''s father who was sleeping, otherwise he would have to wake up and talk.


    Ten minutes later.


    Li Tiezhu is carrying the so-called American iced coffee. He suspects that there is cow dung in it. It''s really hard to drink. The so-called Starbucks?


    Not as good as Banhua''s milk tea!


    In addition, through introduction, Li Tiezhu learned the name of the hairy faced man:


    Zhang Xiaomeng.


    The leader''s name is cute.


    "Our Penguin music group is a sponsorship partnership for super good voice. Therefore, theoretically, we have the right to publish and sell contestant songs on the platform. However, you are different. Your songs are original, so you need to sign an additional copyright license contract."


    Zhang Xiaomeng explained patiently.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t get the essence of the contract.


    He once thought about calling "agent" Qin Tao to "sit down", but when he thought that the guy''s IQ was not much higher than himself, he should still be learning to be an agent, so he gave up.


    Zhang Xiaomeng concluded: "at present, people like me and you look good with a smile have been purchased more than 2 million times. After signing the contract, you will receive the copyright sharing fee of our platform. In the future, as long as someone downloads, buys and listens to your songs, you will get new income."


    what the fuck!


    Got it, got it


    This guy is here to give money!


    But!


    "Recently, there is an online debate about my copying of wine pen works. Don''t you worry?"


    "Don''t worry!"


    "Why?"


    "Because of our technology... Well, our business department fully trusts the iron pillar player, your character and your growth environment! You are an out and out genius. How can you copy an out of class songwriter?"


    "Are you sure?"


    "OK!"


    "OK! Sign!"


    Li Tiezhu picked up his pen and signed.


    Not only sign these two songs, but also put the original songs on penguin platform in the future, which is also the strong desire of the platform leaders. Li Tiezhu didn''t prevaricate, just so straightforward.


    Nothing is more telling than the affirmation of penguin platform.


    Nanshan pizza hut!


    Therefore, after getting the "affirmation" of penguins, Li Tiezhu immediately chose to tie them with penguins.


    According to the contract, Li Tiezhu needs to go to the studio to re record these two songs. After all, "people like me" is a live audition recording, and "you laugh so good" is also a live competition recording, which is not perfect.


    Li Tiezhu expressed his cooperation. After learning that Li Tiezhu is a real outsider, Zhang Xiaomeng said that the recording teacher, arranger and soundtrack platforms will help him. He just needs to sing.


    After leaving Starbucks and saying goodbye to Zhang Xiaomeng with a beard, Li Tiezhu received a bank text message on his mobile phone:


    The bank card received 229000 yuan.


    Li Tiezhu shook his hand and almost didn''t drop his mobile phone. Lenggildo?


    ¡­¡­


    At 5:45 PM that day, Penguin music posted the news of signing a long-term copyright contract with Li Tiezhu in an obscure corner.


    Donghai, in an office building.


    Programmer Zhang Jianjun, took out his mobile phone and prepared some takeout. It''s time to get off work, and a happy overtime life will begin again. Come on, migrant workers!


    "Working overtime again?"


    "Why are you so tired?"


    "Don''t you think you''re bald enough?"


    Colleagues from work teased him as always, with laughter.


    "Uh huh."


    Zhang Jianjun perfunctorily ordered takeout, put on headphones, then turned on penguin music and continued the single cycle "people like me".


    As the first batch of post-90s balding, Zhang Jianjun had a hard career and never had an emotional life. This song was tailor-made for him.


    The first time Zhang Jianjun listened to this song was the simple guitar playing and singing version of Li Tiezhu during the audition.


    It was a late night after work, and the sea breeze was slightly salty.


    Zhang Jianjun cried like a child by the window in the penultimate row of the bus, which frightened the driver and comforted him for half an hour.


    Through this song, Zhang Jianjun, who never pursued stars, met Li Tiezhu, and he finally had his own love beans. This name makes Zhang Jianjun feel in harmony with his own eight characters. Looking at Li Tiezhu''s identity as a migrant worker, Zhang Jianjun, who also came out of the countryside, feels more friendly.


    As a result, when the Internet began to hype Li Tiezhu''s plagiarism, Zhang Jianjun personally went to battle and tore off the force with the water army in Xiao town.


    As an old spray with strong fighting power, Zhang Jianjun scolded the sailors bloody, so he was incorporated by an immoral Gang called serious gang.


    As Zhang Jianjun is an old programmer and has been a popular guest, he was designated as the chief network security officer within the organization, responsible for the construction and security management of Li Tiezhu''s support website.


    Therefore, Zhang Jianjun, who never watched variety shows, felt that overtime was meaningful for the first time.


    In order to watch the history of Li Tiezhu''s popularity on Saturday on time (error: super good voice), he worked overtime every day from Monday to Friday, so that he didn''t have to go to the company on Saturday. He could organize the gang in advance, watch the live broadcast and spray sunspots in an organized and disciplined way at night, and escort AI Dou.


    Today is Wednesday. Of course, I have to work overtime!


    For love bean!


    awesome


    With the music from the headphones, Zhang Jianjun felt full of power after working all day. He was ready to put down his mobile phone and continue his work.


    Suddenly, he saw that the announcement under the penguin music page had a familiar name.


    Li Tiezhu signed Penguin music?


    Isn''t Li Tiezhu still copying on the Internet? Has the copyright issue been clarified?


    Penguin music is an undisputed leader of music in China and even the whole East Asia.


    He will never lose the copyright.


    Therefore, why should they resolutely choose to sign a copyright contract with Li Tiezhu when they accuse Li Tiezhu of plagiarism?


    Was it a mistake?


    impossible.


    Penguins are known as Nanshan pizza hut, but they are not in vain.


    The mind frog has been touching your stomach!!!


    There is only one truth!


    Teng, Zhang Jianjun bounced up from the station, took his mobile phone and ran away. And a knitting class! There are big things waiting for him to do!

 Chapter 17

    There is only one truth! Penguin is 100% sure that Li Tiezhu did not copy, and the wine pen is slandering!


    So where did penguins get the evidence?


    Ordinary people may not understand it, but the nature of Zhang Jianjun''s work determines that he is particularly sensitive to this matter. Could it be... What did penguin''s technology department find?


    If they can find out, can''t I?


    This is why Zhang Jianjun can''t wait to get off work. He wants to follow the vine.


    Rushing into the elevator, Zhang Jianjun found himself trembling.


    Those colleagues who had just said goodbye to Zhang Jianjun looked at him with strange eyes, but he didn''t realize it.


    Soon, Zhang Jianjun put on a cap and got into an Internet cafe in an alley to do something he hadn''t done for many years, but he was still very skilled:


    Stealing numbers.


    Why didn''t you think of this way? Let the wine pen turtle sun proud for so long.


    Zhang Jianjun, sitting in the corner, didn''t start "working" immediately. Instead, he hacked into the Internet cafe system, set up a program, washed out today''s surveillance video, and replaced all the identity information logged in today.


    So no one can find out that he has been here. Safety first.


    Then Zhang Jianjun found the collar and the shaking account of the tiktok, and got his phone number, penguin and WeChat numbers by special means.


    Soon he stole the penguin, but obviously he hadn''t used it for a long time, and there was no chat record recently.


    Moving to micro signal is much more difficult than penguin, but for Zhang Jianjun, it just takes more time. A few minutes later, Zhang Jianjun invaded the micro signal of the wine pen by means of remote simulation.


    The other party will not notice. Wechat will not prompt the computer to log in, but Zhang Jianjun can check the information inside.


    One by one.


    The first is not, the second is not, and the third is not


    The fifth contact is Wu Yongqiang.


    Transfer 100000 yuan.


    There is no other chat record, and the time for them to add friends is only ten days. Without any communication, suddenly turned a lot of money yesterday?


    Keep looking down, Liu Ming.


    Zhang Jianjun''s eyes suddenly lit up and found it.


    Screenshot, there is a picture, there is a truth!


    "According to this score, P became two years ago, with calendar and time displayed next to it."


    Send picture: "unwilling to be ordinary" (people like me) handwritten music score.


    "Picture P is ready. Have a look."


    Send pictures: handwritten music scores on the workbench, first draft + revised draft, and the mobile phone with the screen next to it shows the time two years ago.


    "Make the handwriting more real."


    "OK, do you want to add the feeling that the edge of the manuscript paper is broken?"


    "Yes."


    "It''s finished. Take another look."


    "Very good. Send me the original picture."


    The wine pen transferred 3000 yuan to Liu Ming, and the other party has received the money.


    eureka!


    This picture is the first picture sent by the wine pen. He used this picture to attack Li Tiezhu for plagiarism, and now Zhang Jianjun has obtained the evidence. This picture is p two days after Li Tiezhu''s audition.


    Nanshan pizza hut is sincere and doesn''t deceive me.


    Zhang Jianjun rubbed his hands with excitement and was ready to publish it online. Then he stopped again. It seemed that something was missing.


    After thinking for a while, he searched "Wu Yongqiang" on the Internet and found a lot of people. He found the mobile phone number certified by Wu Yongqiang through wechat, and finally found the identity of this person by comparing the mobile phone number with his name.


    Zhang Jianjun was startled.


    Fortunately, I have foresight and hacked the Internet cafe system first, otherwise


    Wu Yongqiang, male, 35, is the agent of Kyushu art. Now he is taking a newcomer, Xiao Zhen.


    Zhang Jianjun fell into meditation. It turned out that Xiao Zhen was the real black Li Tiezhu?


    What do I do now?


    Make this information public directly?


    No, Wu Yongqiang only has transfer records and no chat information, which is not hard evidence. Moreover, the strength behind those people is too strong. If they tear it hastily, it will only bring greater difficulties to Li Tiezhu, who is helpless.


    To be on the safe side, let''s get a wine pen first.


    Tiktok registered a vibrato with false information, and then sent the WeChat screenshots to the jitter of WeChat tiktok.


    This is a good tiktok. There are three hundred and five hundred fixed traffic flow for new people. As long as someone sees it, someone will forward it. With the influence of Li Tiezhu''s plagiarism, the diffusion speed of this picture must not be low


    After completion, Zhang Jianjun erased the computer use information and reconfirmed that the Internet cafe system will erase all today''s monitoring and identity information ten minutes after he got off the machine.


    Turn it off and go out.


    Zhang Jianjun walked out of two streets and took off his cap.


    Moreover, he didn''t save a copy of the screenshot on his mobile phone, and even his mobile phone was turned off all the time. He knows that with the ability of those guys, he can search in the mobile phones of the whole network. Whoever first appears this picture in his mobile phone will die!


    Half an hour later, Zhang Jianjun returned home to eat fried rice downstairs, brush funny sound, brush to Xichuan to observe and forward the photo. He didn''t finish watching the video, let alone praise it, quickly crossed it, and then looked at the three old women singing EGM in the video


    The whole person was excited.


    The gang of senior executives has blown up, and the gang of the gang has been blasting the website forum, the sound of the sound has blown up, the tiktok has blown up, and the comment area of penguin music Li Tiezhu''s two songs has also been blown up.


    Zhang Jianjun, who created all this, did not participate in the discussion. He just watched silently and was extremely calm.


    He was the only one who knew that moving to the wine pen did not represent a real victory.


    ¡­¡­


    There are many people who have passed the chat on the wine pen, and many of them are on the platform. But the most important thing is the one that trembled and observed in Xichuan. In less than an hour, tiktok broke through the million.


    Xichuan observed @ wine pens in the title, and then thousands of fans were beaten in the comment area.


    The melon eaters ate melons, Li Tiezhu''s fans roared with firecrackers, Li Tiezhu''s black fans stopped, and the fans in Xiao town were the most oppressed.


    At this point, everyone understood.


    The wine pen was stolen, so he couldn''t deny his P-map, and Li Tiezhu became a victim.


    The wine pen that accused Li Tiezhu of plagiarizing in the live broadcast room suddenly became shit despised by thousands of people. What tiktok wrote a big fish two days ago is trying to prove something. It looks like sarcasm now.


    The evidence is conclusive. The music road of wine pen''s failure is completely broken.


    This circle can accommodate scum and a lot of scum, but it can''t accommodate exposed scum and the survival of the fittest.


    So, the wine pen is over.


    Knowing that the wine pen is in danger, he is desperately trying to grasp the last straw.


    Holding the phone in both hands, the wine pen screamed:


    "Brother Qiang! Help! Brother Qiang, I did it according to your requirements. Now I have been stolen... You can''t ignore me! Otherwise, we also say that the picture is p?"


    At the other end of the phone, Wu Yongqiang''s voice was cold:


    "I''ve asked someone to check. The man who stole your number is an expert and didn''t leave any information. Therefore, we don''t know if he has anything else in his hand, but one thing is certain. Since he can hack into your wechat, he must know that I transferred money to you. That is to say, he knows I''m Zhanzhan''s agent, but he didn''t blow it out. I guess it''s him Released goodwill. "


    Wine pen hair messy, sweating: "goodwill? What, what do you mean?"


    Wu Yongqiang: "you know what that means."


    Doodle doodle


    The wine pen hung his head in a daze. Of course he knew what it meant.

 Chapter 18

    "Hello? Tiktok, do you see that trembling sound?"


    On the phone, Qin Tao''s voice seemed a little excited and broke.


    In the sunset, Li Tiezhu squatted at the gate of the canteen with a large porcelain basin in his arms. A large basin of rice was wiped out, leaving only a big chicken leg imposed on him by Aunt Liu. He said strangely:


    What tiktok? I didn''t see mobile phone traffic was insufficient.


    "Er... That is, the micro signal of the wine pen was stolen. He hired P figure to slander you and said that he wrote people like me. The chat screenshot was sent out and he was finished! Ha ha..."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu put down the porcelain basin and began to eat chicken legs. What else? What does it matter to me whether that guy is finished or not?


    [Ding! The host completes the branch task: ruin the wine pen. Obtain 10 points of intelligence and absolute sound]


    Hi?!


    It really has something to do with me.


    Emma, it smells good!


    What is absolute sound? It doesn''t seem to have changed. It doesn''t matter.


    Qin Tao: "what''s your reaction? He framed you. Now retribution has come. Aren''t you happy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "happy is happy, but I always feel almost anything."


    "What?"


    "Let me see..."


    Li Tiezhu honestly received the reward in the system and added it to his IQ.


    [Ding! IQ points added successfully, current IQ points of the host: 90]


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu fought a cold war, his eyes suddenly became clear and bright, and his chaotic and slow head immediately became silky and fast.


    Smart IQ has occupied the highland again!


    I''ve never been so smart in my life. His IQ peak is only 87 points.


    As soon as he turned his head, Li Tiezhu knew that he was almost there. Sure enough, having a brain is good.


    "Tiktok," as you know, you will immediately make a tremble in my capacity as a broker. Ask for a formal apology in the three days of the tiktok, in the way of video, and no more than three thousand words. If we are sincere, we will let go of the past. If not, we will sue him for infringement and defamation in three days, and pursue the legal liability, so that he can compensate for the loss of reputation and copyright, and compensate for the damages of... Five hundred thousand... ¡£¡±


    Only in this way can we be complete. We should pay attention to the beginning and end. Why didn''t you think of a lawsuit before? Yes, I had a low IQ at that time.


    Qin Tao: "good! But why don''t you send it yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have no traffic."


    Soon, Qin Tao sent out the video. At first, some people didn''t believe his identity and forced him to call Li Tiezhu to prove it. Li Tiezhu couldn''t help it. He rubbed WiFi outside the site leader''s office for a while, forwarded and commented on the video.


    The comment area is peaceful, saying that Li Tiezhu kills people and kills people. He plays like a thief.


    Now, everyone is waiting for the wine pen to apologize, 3000 words, poof... It''s OK not to apologize, waiting to go to jail and lose money. Copyright protection in China is very powerful these days, and many plagiarism and slander have squatted in the Bureau.


    After a tiktok, Li Tiezhu dropped back and squatted, and lame his legs to the iron house.


    Ling Ling


    10086 sent a text message. Your traffic has run out, exceeding 0.6g.


    Li Tiezhu''s whole person is not good. His legs are numb. As a result, he is lonely! The guy in the site office is a real dog! Changed the password.


    Fortunately, the phone didn''t shut down.


    Li Tiezhu turned off the flow in the setting, went back to the tin house with a face of flesh pain, and exchanged his mobile phone with the old man.


    "Old man, return your cell phone."


    "What''s the matter? The smart machine is hard to play? The video is not good-looking?"


    "Good looking, but the flow can''t be lived."


    "It''s right to look good. Save it for yourself. I have your Aunt Liu. I taught her the cooking skill of making mats. Now she''s very obedient and willing to try new things."


    "Ah? What?"


    "You save it for a person to play and pay attention to your body."


    "Ann?"


    Li Tiezhu can''t understand the connection in the old man''s tiktok, and look at the body of the hair. Finally, he returned the smart machine to the old man and used the function machine himself.


    Using a smart machine is too extravagant.


    Li Fugui thought that waer was a good waer. Anyway, he was too young to control!


    It''s OK. Let me collect some new knowledge and pass it on to my son.


    There is a road to the mountain of books. Diligence is the path. There is no end to learning. It is hard to make a boat!


    "Old man, I took part in a singing competition and made some money."


    "The school organized WOW?"


    "No, I have to ask for leave several times in the future. With the money I earn, I''m going to change your car. I''ll pick up your car tomorrow. I''ll give you the card tomorrow."


    "Change a new bike? Don''t use the money indiscriminately. If you want to learn from me, donate more."


    "I see. I''ll donate money tomorrow."


    Li Fugui doesn''t make much money, and ye two live a miserable life, but he always goes to Hong fund every few months to donate some money, three or five hundred each time.


    The co-workers usually tease Li Fugui about this, saying that he can''t support his own children, and he goes to learn from rich people to show love. Li Fugui doesn''t explain, only Li Tiezhu knows why.


    Therefore, when the old man talked about donating money, he also felt that he should.


    After all, his Cary was lying for more than 200000, and he didn''t dare to take it out rashly. He was afraid of frightening the old man for good or bad, so he had to go step by step.


    Out of the tin house, old man Li went to the guard room to change shifts with Uncle Huang.


    Uncle Huang suddenly mysteriously stopped Li Tiezhu: "pillar! I heard your old man say that you have grown up these two days. Tut tut... Go and take you to the bend alley to see the world."


    Old man Li wondered, "where is the curved alley? What do you see in the world?"


    Uncle Huang said contemptuously, "you know a hammer. When the baby grows up, it can''t just look at the data. It needs to be operated."


    "See what the world? I have to work overtime at night."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. He was once very depressed. He wasted and wasted. He added a class tonight to earn it back.


    Uncle Huang waved his hand: "no! I''ve asked the foreman for leave for you. You''re qualified to go with him tonight. Your old man poked. I''m still good to you."


    "What?"


    "You''ll know when you arrive. Hey, hey..."


    "You don''t laugh right."


    "What''s wrong is right, what''s wrong is wrong, hey hey..."


    Serious brother was dragged out of the construction site by the old and unruly uncle Huang.


    Uncle Huang was jubilant. When he met someone he knew, he introduced him as Li Fugui''s son. He went on an expedition tonight and took the little guy to see the world. The other party praised uncle Huang''s insistence on winning.


    Li Tiezhu was dizzy and was taken to a fat sausage powder shop a few blocks away. Li Tiezhu, who had just finished a large bowl of rice, sighed and snored, eating a bowl of fat sausage powder and turned his eyes.


    I thought, the so-called seeing the world, that''s it?


    Of course, he knows that this fat sausage powder can rank in the top three in Shu. It''s a real time-honored brand. He hasn''t eaten it before.


    When he had enough to eat and drink, uncle Huang took Li Tiezhu out of the store and killed the alley opposite the syncline.


    "Pillar, are you full?"


    "Ang!"


    "Well, if you have strength, you can."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head to keep up with him. Seeing his indomitable posture, he must have done a great deal.


    At the door of the fat sausage powder shop, a little girl wearing a plaid skirt and a mask tilted her head to see Li Tiezhu cross the road. After thinking about it, she also crossed the road and followed up.


    What a coincidence to meet this guy here.


    The little girl is Zhao Liya. Her villa is not far from here. She has often come to this shop to eat fat sausage powder since she was a child.

 Chapter 19

    "Hum! I''d like to ask, why didn''t you pretend to see me that night? Even if you didn''t see me, you should apologize! At the beginning, I helped you get into the TV station!"


    Zhao Liya hummed and sharpened her teeth. She can''t forget the shame of being ignored that night.


    Therefore, when I met Li Tiezhu, I naturally had to ask for clarification, and then stabbed my waist and scolded him until he was ashamed to death.


    This is a girl!


    Quickly chase into the alley. Zhao Liya catches up with Li Tiezhu and is about to call him.


    "Hurry up! There are many people at this point. Wait, maybe you''ll have to queue up."


    Uncle Huang suddenly accelerated and rushed out, old and strong.


    Confused about the situation, Li Tiezhu subconsciously followed up with vigorous steps and meteors. What''s so exciting? Still waiting in line?


    Zhao Liya stared at the dog. What are you running for?


    However, Zhao Liya, who wanted to avenge her shame, also ran up and panted.


    Soon uncle Huang took the lead and drifted at the end of the alley and turned into another smaller alley. The alley is curved. Under the night, the alley is flashing dazzling red lights, and the style of each store is highly unified.


    "This is it. It has a good reputation. Many workers have tried it and said it is good."


    Uncle Huang stopped in front of a shop not far from the alley to popularize knowledge for young people.


    "Hammer!"


    Li Tiezhu is also a man with an IQ of 90. He can''t understand what uncle Huang wants to take him. He was so angry that his old blood poured up.


    Is there a group on this?


    Is this a human thing?


    Zhao Liya''s brain is buzzing with melon seeds. Instead of running out of oxygen, she finds herself in an inexplicable place. It''s terrible!


    Sanguan burst!


    At this time, she was only three or four meters away from Li Tiezhu, but she dared not speak.


    Why are you here?


    Why are you here?


    It''s strange to think about it.


    In particular, the men passing by began to look at Zhao Liya with strange eyes, making her back cool for a while.


    Danger!


    "Go, go, the second half price for their regular customers."


    Uncle Huang skillfully pulled the iron pillar into the store door, and got familiar with several aunts inside. He asked whether the business was good or not, and the health was important. The aunts also praised the young man''s good health and looked very capable.


    Li Tiezhu found that smart IQ also had downtime, such as when he was stared at maliciously by wolf like old aunts.


    outside.


    Zhao Liya took a breath. The guy really went in!


    His co-worker is not a thing. How old he is. It''s too much to bring him to such a place.


    One slap doesn''t make a sound, and Li Tiezhu is not a good thing!


    Pooh!


    shame on you!


    "Ignore him later." Zhao Liya stamped her feet, turned to cover her face and began to run, "ah..."


    Finally, Li Tiezhu walked out of the store, and he realized.


    Uncle Huang, the guest, chased out: "what''s the matter? Go in and do business quickly. Don''t be afraid. I''ll communicate with others. You won''t, she will teach you."


    Li Tiezhu covered his forehead and took a deep breath: "you said you have an old wife. Do you still come to such a place?"


    "What''s the matter? We don''t have a tooth sacrifice every month and eat a self-help hot pot for 39 people?"


    "What does it matter?"


    "You see, you can''t eat hot pot for a month. You can''t eat white rice every day without beating your teeth!"


    "I..."


    The logic is perfect, and Li Tiezhu is speechless.


    "Forget it, you go alone and I''ll go back."


    With that, Li Tiezhu withdrew and left.


    Uncle Huang chased for a few steps and saw that Li Tiezhu had made up his mind to go. He had no choice but to go back to the store and kill the senior package for the little guy. It was a pity to waste it. The old man... I was forced to be extravagant!


    Who knows, every grain of Chinese food is hard.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu returned to the construction site and worked an extra two hours to earn back the wasted traffic fee. Naturally, he was mercilessly ridiculed by his co-workers for working overtime and scolded him for failing uncle Huang''s hard work.


    That night, old man Li knew about it and complained about Uncle Huang for a long time. How can you take your son to that... Cheap place?


    The next day, Li Tiezhu had breakfast at the construction site, took a half day off and donated money with a piece of bacon brought from his hometown.


    In the past two years, Li Fugui has worked in the nearby construction site in order to stabilize Li Tiezhu''s study. Therefore, Li''s father and son are familiar with the person in charge of Hong fund here.


    "Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Chou Cho


    "Eat, eat. Here comes the pillar! I''ve left you some new clothes. I''ll get them for you."


    "Thank you, thank you. Take home the bacon you smoked."


    "It''s... Unnecessary."


    Zhou Sufen refused, took the bacon, went to the back room and took out three T-shirts, two pairs of trousers and a pair of sandals for Li Tiezhu.


    Hong foundation has old clothes donated by many kind-hearted people. Zhou Sufen learned that Li Tiezhu''s family was poor and his father often donated money, so he applied and occasionally left some clothes for Li Tiezhu.


    In the past two years, Li Tiezhu has never bought clothes except school uniforms, all with the help of Zhou Sufen.


    Li Tiezhu took his clothes and made a simple gesture on him. The sizes were very suitable.


    "Thank you! I''m here today and want to donate some money."


    "Your old man didn''t come? Why did you donate?"


    "I earned it myself. My old man said let me donate it myself."


    "Good boy, promising."


    "Hey, hey..."


    Zhou Sufen gave Li Tiezhu''s leader the account number of Hong fund in front of the cash transfer machine, and went to pour tea for Li Tiezhu.


    She really likes Li Tiezhu. Although he is poor, he has backbone, not inferiority, and is willing to help others. He didn''t graduate from high school, otherwise Zhou Sufen would have been busy introducing his daughter-in-law to him.


    How much?


    Li Tiezhu put the card in and thought about it. Why don''t you donate 20000 first? Buy a car for the old man, save the rest and go back to his hometown to repair the house so that he can marry his daughter-in-law.


    Make up your mind and enter the donation amount:


    2¡¢0¡¢0¡¢0¡¢0¡¢0¡£


    The transfer is successful, and the current balance is 29000 yuan.


    Um


    Li Tiezhu was a little distracted for a while and fell into meditation. This matter, he... Didn''t he say that his IQ has become higher?


    Lost an extra zero.


    Hong fund''s money transfer machine is silent. It is said to protect privacy, so there is no prompt tone.


    All right!


    There are 29000 left, which is quite a lot.


    Li Tiezhu was not upset when he went to buy a car for the old man. At most, he complained that he was stupid and didn''t love the 200000 yuan. He knew that many people needed the money more than he did, and it was worth it.


    Zhou Sufen didn''t ask how much Li Tiezhu donated, but handed him a cup of tea. Li Tiezhu sat down to drink tea. He was really thirsty.


    At this time, a soft waxy voice came.


    "Aunt Zhou, I miss your tea again, hee hee."


    Zhao Liya parked the battery car at the door, took down a huge snake skin bag and walked in with difficulty. She didn''t wear a mask, her pretty face was red, and her forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat.


    As soon as she entered the door, Zhao Liya was surprised. This... Happened to be a little too much!

 Chapter 20

    Zhao Liya gnashed her teeth. I''m afraid she''ll never forget it. When she ran out of the alley last night, passers-by looked at her.


    Blame Li Tiezhu!


    Zhou Sufen immediately ran over to help: "Oh, donate clothes again? Don''t move it yourself. It''s so heavy. Your hand is golden. Don''t scratch..."


    Zhou Sufen is also very familiar with Zhao Liya. This little girl has excellent family affairs. Her parents are Sichuan music professors. They have heard of going to CCTV. Zhao Liya is good-looking and polite. Everyone likes it. The little girl plays the piano very well at an early age and often performs abroad.


    It''s said that she went to a TV program recently and became a big star. This film has been spread all over the world.


    Zhao Liya wiped her sweat, gave Li Tiezhu a white look, and her heart was cold. Look, you mean to say hello to me! Shame! Scum! shame on you!


    Li Tiezhu: "breathe... Suck."


    The tea is a little hot.


    Li Tiezhu stared at the hot tea in his hand almost the whole time. He didn''t even look in the direction of Zhao Liya. He didn''t know that he was coming from someone he knew.


    He''s still checking the message in his head.


    [Ding! The host donated 200000 and obtained 2 intelligence points]


    Donations also earn IQ?


    What principle?


    It doesn''t matter. Add points, add points. Zhao Tiezhu added IQ points to 92 points, a record high!


    Just think about it.


    Zhao Liya was still a little embarrassed, but when she saw Zhao Tiezhu lowering her head and "having no face to see her", she immediately felt that she was OK again. She has occupied the moral highland!


    What are you afraid of him for?


    Hum!


    Zhao Liya sat opposite Li Tiezhu, holding the tea cup handed by Zhou Sufen, trying to kill Zhao Tiezhu with her eyes.


    New hatred and old hatred are reported together!


    Zhou Sufen took Zhao Liya''s snake skin bag and went to the back room to sort it. Only Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu were left in front.


    After adding points, Li Tiezhu found that his brain was more flexible. He was greatly satisfied. He looked up and drank a cup of tea. Through the glass teacup, he saw a beautiful girl opposite.


    He glanced at it. It was so beautiful!


    Then, Li Tiezhu lowered his head and continued to study the system.


    He didn''t recognize Zhao Liya at all. After all, he was a little blind. With the improvement of his IQ, Li Tiezhu''s face blindness improved slightly. He felt that the little sister opposite looked familiar, but he didn''t dare to ask. Miss sister stared at him and was afraid.


    Suddenly, a fragrant wind came.


    It''s her?!


    Take a deep breath, it''s really her!


    "Sister Naixiang, it''s you! I almost didn''t recognize it."


    Li Tiezhu put down his tea cup in surprise and showed a bright smile. No wonder he looked familiar. Unexpectedly, he was his great benefactor.


    Li Tiezhu hasn''t seen her since he left backstage. He still wants to find a chance to thank her.


    what a coincidence!


    Zhao Liya showed incredible magic and pretended to recognize me? That''s too bad, isn''t it? And what do you call me?


    Although Zhao Liya''s girlfriends have also said that she has a very special taste, it is a very private and private thing after all. Even girls don''t easily say it. Did you shout it out directly?


    Well, I''m responsible for it myself!


    "My name is Zhao Liya."


    Zhao Liya''s face was cold and she put on an expression that I was obviously angry.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t observe his words and colors: "Zhao Liya, come and donate something?"


    Zhao Liya looked up and down at Li Tiezhu. What kind of place did she go last night, but she came to donate things today? Split personality? She said, "you donate things, too?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the plastic bag next to his clothes: "no, I''ll get my clothes."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Zhao Liya rolled her eyes. That''s enough!


    I thought people like him would donate things. I didn''t expect it to be worse than I thought! It''s too much to come and wear the donated clothes!


    Really


    Mingming is so talented. I didn''t expect it to be broken. I appreciate you before.


    Hey! It was a mistake after all!


    Zhou Sufen came out and handed Tiezhu a pink towel: "Tiezhu, you see this towel is quite new. Take it back and wipe your face."


    Li Tiezhu was not picky and took over: "thank you. I''m gone. I''ll see you next time."


    Zhou Sufen smiled and nodded.


    Zhao Liya glanced bitterly at Zhou Sufen. It was the towel I just donated to wipe my body! You change your hand and give it to someone who went to that place last night


    I can''t think about it anymore. It''s going to explode!


    Li Tiezhu stuffed the pink towel into the plastic bag and looked at Zhao Liya: "I didn''t thank you last time. Let''s go. I''ll treat you to ice cream."


    Zhao Liya: "


    Zhou Sufen was stunned: "do you know each other?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Zhao Liya: "I don''t know."


    Zhou Sufen: "


    Li Tiezhu: "we know each other. Did you forget? Last time..."


    Zhao Liya: "yes."


    Zhou Sufen: "


    Zhao Liya thinks her cheeks are a little hot. Why? Why? Obviously, he doesn''t want face. Why should I blush when he goes to such a place?


    Finally, Zhao Liya got up and left.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and went out with him. This time, he should repay the staff member''s sister. If it weren''t for her, she wouldn''t be able to participate in the competition, get the promotion quota and decline her IQ all her life.


    your goodness has made me a new man!


    Zhao Liya angrily stepped into the women''s battery car. Since this guy is shameless and hasn''t realized his mistake, don''t pay attention to him.


    Never mind him.


    Eh?


    Suddenly, the battery car sank.


    What the hell?


    Li Tiezhu skillfully did it on the back seat of the battery car, stuck to Zhao Liya''s back and asked, "do you know there are ice cream sellers nearby? What flavor do you like? Cream flavor? Chocolate flavor?"


    Zhao Liya is going crazy. I didn''t let you in my car! Her body was stiff, too close, and she felt her temperature.


    Blow him down!


    This was Zhao Liya''s first idea, but it was quickly denied. He didn''t know that I bumped into him in that place. I threw him down, but it became my impolite.


    Hey?


    Logic is moving in a strange direction!


    However, I am not related to him, and he still does that kind of thing... Why should I drive him?


    Go buy ice cream.


    Eh?


    Strange logic is perfect!


    Suddenly, Zhao Liya''s eyes lit up and Zhou Sufen looked around the room secretly, with an expression that made up a lot of plot.


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    Zhao Liya turned the accelerator and rushed out.


    Is this a fast start?


    Li Tiezhu was startled and conditionally hugged Zhao Liya''s waist. Sure enough, the electric car was more powerful than the 28 bars.


    Squeak!


    Zhao Liya suddenly stopped at the door of a canteen. In fact, she was just angry and couldn''t help scolding Zhao Tiezhu because he had broken through her bottom line.


    Li Tiezhu jumped out of the car and went to open the freezer: "I like the smell of cream. How about you?"


    Zhao Liya had organized the language in her heart, and even arranged the dirty words that her parents never allowed her to say, but she was blocked back by Li Tiezhu''s innocent face.


    Zhao Liya was completely confused and there was an echo in her head.


    I was hugged by him, hugged by him, hugged by him, hugged, hugged

 Chapter 21

    Zhou Sufen was stunned when he secretly poked half his head out of the door of Hong fund. Are young people so wild now? A rich man, a poor boy, even took a car and took it?


    It seems that I can''t use the girls I secretly pay attention to Tiezhu for the time being.


    Boy, all right!


    Eat the fattest meat!


    Zhao Liya doesn''t know how fat she is in Zhou Sufen''s eyes. She only knows that Li Tiezhu is very brave. I''m not familiar at all. If I dare to stretch out a salty pig''s hand, I must be led astray by those migrant workers. Do you think I''m good at bullying?


    Yes! I may seem like a bully.


    But, but


    Thinking about it, Zhao Liya''s eyes became red. She was the most precious one from childhood to childhood. When did she suffer such bullying?


    "Why don''t you talk? Do you seldom eat ice cream?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zhao Liya strangely.


    Zhao Liya on the verge of collapse, huh? Suddenly the mood didn''t keep up and didn''t cry. What do you look at? With a little pity in doubt? It looks quite realistic.


    Li Tiezhu added, "it doesn''t matter. I seldom eat ice cream. My family is also very poor."


    Zhao Liya: "


    She was not so angry. Zhao Liya vaguely seemed to understand something.


    Li Tiezhu took a 50 cents cream ice cream and said to the boss, "which ice cream is the most expensive?"


    The boss picked out the most expensive hasdagan and said, "this is nine dollars!"


    Li Tiezhu paid the money, then held hasdagen and carefully handed it to Zhao Liya: "eat and see if it''s delicious. Also, thank you! If it weren''t for your idea, I wouldn''t be able to enter the game. Would you still work there in the next game? I''ll play with you then."


    Now, Zhao Liya really understood and her resentment disappeared.


    It''s a fool!


    Really think I''m a staff member? I''m only sixteen!


    And am I poor? I have enough watch for you to work on the construction site for a year.


    Also, don''t you know that the program group has an official phone number?


    Last time you couldn''t get in, you can call this number and ask the staff to help you in. Do you know what they were anxious about when you didn''t go?


    That day is to see you dull, help you go in is on the one hand, cheat you to pretend to be a courier is on the other hand.


    Zhao Liya looked at the fifty cents ice cream in Tiezhu''s hand and the "valuable" ice cream in her hand. She was a little moved. For the sake of your sincere thanks, I''ll have some. It''s really hot.


    He really didn''t see himself after the game that night, silly.


    Last night, he must have been cheated by unscrupulous workers. He was so stupid that he was easily deceived. The old worker''s conscience was broken!


    "Poof ~"


    As soon as Zhao Liya smiled, her feelings disappeared.


    This is hasdagen, not Haagen Dazs. This fool invited me to eat ice cream for the first time and ate a fake. I said, nine dollars can''t buy Haagen Dazs.


    "What are you laughing at?"


    Li Tiezhu puffed ice cream with an innocent face.


    "What''s none of your business?"


    Zhao Liya''s face is stiff. Although it''s not because you were bad just now, I still can''t forgive you so soon.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head, slightly nervous.


    Why is she angry?


    Zhao Liya bowed her head and ate such cheap ice cream for the first time. The taste is very ordinary, but it tastes good in summer.


    They leaned against the canteen and ate ice cream. One was wearing liberation slippers and vest, the other was wearing prada dress and Patek Philippe, and next to a 30000 Suke electric car.


    "Do you know where to sell electric cars recently?"


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu thought of buying a car for the old man. Of course, it was an electric car. The old man didn''t have a driver''s license.


    Zhao Liya stared at Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to Zhao Liya''s electric car with ice cream and said, "lie! You must know."


    Zhao Liya: "


    The heart said, brother, this is a customized version.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "help! Little sister, my father broke his waist a few years ago. Now he works 12 hours a day. He often rides an old-fashioned bicycle and carries Aunt Liu with 170 kg to buy vegetables. I''m afraid he can''t pedal."


    Zhao Liya almost didn''t burst into laughter. One hundred and seventy pounds is a little too much. It''s the top two of me. But she held back and glanced at Li Tiezhu coldly. She was OK and knew how to be filial to her father.


    "All right. After eating, I''ll take you."


    Be reserved, Zhao Liya said secretly. I''m the victim of your salty pig hand. I''m willing to help you now because I''m kind!


    "Thank you. It''s very kind of you."


    Li Tiezhu grinned.


    Zhao Liya almost didn''t collapse again. The guy laughed and was even more stupid.


    In Li Tiezhu''s opinion, his IQ of 92 has been outstanding, and in Zhao Liya''s opinion, with an IQ of 111, he is almost a gorilla.


    Zhao Liya suddenly asked, "have you finished your big fish?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, I''m busy recently. I worked very late last night..."


    Zhao Liya suddenly blushed. Who told you to say it? This wording, no, no, there''s a picture.


    She said angrily, "I don''t want to talk to you!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "Oh."


    After a period of silence, Zhao Liya was frightened when she saw Li Tiezhu eating an ice cream. Her anger was a little weak. She took out mobile phone and released three of the most popular "big fish" tiktok, asking him to listen to that nice and gentle manner.


    However, Zhao Liya was cruel in her heart:


    This is your last chance. Think about it!


    Li Tiezhu was very honest: "the third song was written with a wine pen, but it should not have been written by him. Although it was also written in an ordinary way, it couldn''t be written with a wine pen. The first song was well written, but it was too old-fashioned and didn''t like it. The second song was very nice and powerful. There were many innovations. I didn''t think it could be written like this. Tut¡°


    Zhao Liya''s mouth slightly stirred up.


    Sure enough, this guy is just a simple fool. In terms of music, he is talented and honest. Hum! That song by Li Poisson is old-fashioned! I don''t think so alone.


    After eating ice cream, they got on the bus and prepared to go to the nearest electric car store.


    Li Tiezhu got into the car again and couldn''t help whispering: "so fragrant? It''s more fragrant than the ice cream just eaten."


    Why is she so fragrant? Is it perfume? No perfume that tastes like this, what is the smell of milk and the freshness of grass?


    Brother, you''re muttering a little louder.


    Zhao Liya regretted it. Why did I promise to take him to buy an electric car?


    Fortunately, Zhao Liya drove very slowly this time, and Li Tiezhu didn''t hold Zhao Liya again. He was safe all the way.


    At the store, Li Tiezhu bought a high-powered electric car and said goodbye to Zhao Liya.


    "Hello!"


    "Ah?"


    "Then what..."


    "Oh, you say."


    Li Tiezhu, who turned to ride away, was stopped by Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya bit her lips, hesitated, and said, "you have reached the competition now. Moreover, according to your talent in writing and singing, you are likely to go further. Even, it will completely change your destiny, so... Pay attention to your image in the future, you know?"


    After all, I made up my mind to fight in the music world, thanks to Li Tiezhu''s song "people like me". I''ll help him again, just once.


    I''ll never talk to him again! You can''t buy me ice cream!

 Chapter 22

    Zhao Liya is hinting at what happened last night. As Li Tiezhu is now, if she is photographed, her future will be ruined.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. He just nodded blankly. Am I dressed too sloppy? It seems reasonable. Dress up first in the next competition. After all, if even the staff can''t see it, there must be something wrong with themselves.


    "I see, thank you!"


    "Let''s go."


    Zhao Liya nodded. Children can be taught! Besides, you''re only eighteen, aren''t you a little early? Cough! Then what, ignore you! Hum!


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    Li Tiezhu left.


    Zhao Liya covers her forehead with one hand. I''m also a fool!


    The towel hasn''t come back yet!


    The towel I used after taking a bath, he took it to wipe his face? Something''s wrong! Take it to the shower? More wrong! Wipe your feet? Absolutely not!


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    Zhao Liya is very fast. This electric car is good. It accelerates very fast.


    Catch up.


    Two electric cars were parked on the roadside, and Li Tiezhu was at a loss. Didn''t he just say goodbye?


    Zhao Liya stared at her toes and pointed to the plastic bag hanging on Li Tiezhu''s battery car: "I just donated the towel inside."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "Oh -"


    Zhao Liya breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, if only he understood, so as not to embarrass everyone.


    Just take it out and give it to me!


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t worry, I will cherish it."


    Zhao Liya: "%@# £¤ * &~"


    Li Tiezhu asked again, "do you use this towel to wash your face?"


    Think too much, this fool doesn''t understand!


    Zhao Liya''s beautiful facial features are distorted. How should she organize language?


    Li Tiezhu smiled, with a bit of playfulness: "it''s all right, I don''t dislike it. Even if it''s what you use to wipe your feet, it doesn''t matter. You''re so fragrant."


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    Go, go.


    Li Tiezhu rode away again.


    Zhao Liya covered her face with her hands. It''s over!


    ¡­¡­


    Mighty! How powerful!


    Li Fugui walked around the newly bought battery car for more than ten times. After eating xuanmai, he couldn''t stop at all. He tutted and sighed. My son is filial!


    Li Tiezhu gave the old man the bank card. There were 26000 yuan in it, and he didn''t say the number to the old man. He can just take it, and his future income will be entered into this card.


    He came back a little late. The workmates had lunch. Li Tiezhu had dinner and squatted at the door of the guard room.


    Aunt Liu in the canteen is her own. She always keeps food for Li Tiezhu and chicken legs.


    Li Fugui looked at his strong son wolfing down and looked at the bank card in his hand. Although he knew that there would not be much money in it, he was always relieved. Silently read the name of his wife who had been walking for many years and said:


    Did you see? When the children grow up, they all know that they love the old man.


    He also donated money today. Those who helped us can''t repay in our life, so we learn from them to help others.


    Li Fugui''s eyes gradually moistened, and he wanted to die his wife again.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know the old man''s mind. After dinner, he ran to the construction site.


    Labor makes me happy!


    ¡­¡­


    On Friday, the day before the second round of super good voice, the wine pen apologized.


    On the tiktok video, the five thousand character apology is positive, articulate, and even tears of regret in the eyes.


    You can''t do without remorse. Xiao town doesn''t know what to be afraid of. He doesn''t leave any room. He forces the wine pen to explode. He''s even afraid that the other party is not satisfied. He also increases the number of words of apology by 2000.


    Animals!


    The wine pen had no choice. He couldn''t resist and died. If you carry everything yourself, even if the music career is destroyed, you can still rely on the relationship between Xiao town and eat and drink in other aspects.


    The original uproar of plagiarism came to an end, but the melon eating people seemed a little disappointed. Is that it?


    Only in a rental apartment in the East China Sea, Zhang Jianjun, who watched the apology video with his mobile phone, was secretly surprised. The gecko broke its tail. Is it so decisive? I didn''t even struggle! So he abandoned the abandoned son of wine pen.


    At this moment, he was extremely afraid. Fortunately, he didn''t bring Xiao town in at that time. With their ruthlessness and insidiousness, Li Tiezhu can''t afford it now.


    I hope that after this incident, both sides can well water without violating the river.


    For thirty years, I haven''t worshipped any other idols except bald. Is it easy for me? Don''t trouble my family, love beans! Otherwise


    ¡­¡­


    Donghai, in a magnificent villa.


    Xiao Zhen looked at the demo of the new song Kunpeng sent by the creative team with his mobile phone and couldn''t help nodding. This song is good! The most rare thing is that the animated film basically recognized this song. If you want to use it as a theme song, you will sing it in the next game.


    This song is not popular. It''s just outrageous.


    Moreover, a singer who is still participating in the competition can win the theme song of a film. In this way, who else can compete with me?


    Wu Yongqiang, the agent, was relieved to see Xiao Zhen satisfied and said:


    "Battle battle, what does Godfather say about Li Tiezhu''s local dog? We can''t let the wine pen sacrifice in vain. It''s easy to chill when the team is large."


    "Teach me with you?"


    Xiao Zhen rolled his eyes and put one hand on his waist.


    Wu Yongqiang quickly smiled, "how dare I? I''m asking you for advice."


    Xiao Zhen''s face looked much better: "Godfather said, that local dog can only go to the second round of the division, and it will be over tomorrow! He can''t get into the top ten, let alone the national finals. Godfather is more angry than me about his pressing me to the top. Hum, wait and see!"


    Wu Yongqiang nodded solemnly. In this world, the one who can press you belongs to your Godfather. Does Li Tiezhu dare?


    Dead, dead!


    Kyushu culture, one of the three giants in Chinese literary and art circles, will not do anything to crush an ant.


    ¡­¡­


    Meanwhile, somewhere in Kyoto.


    The directors, producers, supervisors and investors of the animated film Kun are gathered together to watch the demo sent by Xiao Zhen. Kun Peng is the candidate song for the theme song of Kun, which has been screened by the current program group and is the best written and most suitable for Kun.


    After listening to the song, the director was silent, the producer was paralyzed in Beijing, and the producer rubbed his hands. Obviously, he was not 100% satisfied. The investors were waiting for the opinions of the three.


    Or the director said first: "this is the most suitable song at present, if there is no more suitable..."


    "Wait!" interrupted the producer. "I''ll fix it tiktok later! I''ve painted the big fish on the jitter. Do you know? Good voice is also very popular this year. Although the three big fish are good, they are not very good for our movies, but I think the lyrics are corrupt.


    The producer nodded: "I also think the lyrics are very suitable for us. Why not... Wait a day?"


    The producer explained: "tomorrow, the singer will sing the original big fish. Judging from his first two songs, it should be no worse. It''s amazing and maybe."


    The director also heard about it, thought about it and said, "OK! Reply to Xiao Zhen''s agent. We''re busy with the premiere and give him a reply later."

 Chapter 23

    "Reply later?"


    Hearing the news from Wu Yongqiang, Xiao town was a little surprised.


    The animated film Kun is a summer file. It was originally scheduled to be released on August 10. It''s less than two weeks from the release. Isn''t it decided yet? There''s not enough time to record songs!


    Wu Yongqiang said, "why don''t I urge them?"


    "No!"


    Xiao Zhen lowered his head to play with his mobile phone: "hang them. When they ask me to record songs, wait and see!"


    Wu Yongqiang stretched out his thumb and said, "high!"


    Xiao Zhen smiled modestly and didn''t see who my godfather was?


    "This woman, grass!"


    Xiao Zhen suddenly showed his fierce eyes, stared at his mobile phone and gnashed his teeth. I''m so low-key. How dare you refuse me?


    He is sending wechat to Zhao Liya.


    They met at the first party at the beginning of the new year and added wechat to each other. In the past six months, Zhao Liya suddenly became popular as a piano princess, and the flow vaguely chased a line of flowers such as lengba, which is far more popular than Xiao town.


    Now, when they both participate in super good voice at the same time, the Xiaozhen team has the idea of rubbing Zhao Liya''s heat to build a screen CP.


    Xiao Zhen just sent a message to Zhao Liya, inviting Zhao Liya to enter the finals and cooperating with her. Zhao Liya played the piano and Xiao Zhen sang.


    She also promised to pay Zhao Liya 500000.


    In addition, Kyushu art association gives priority to signing a contract with Zhao Liya to provide operating resources second only to Xiao town.


    Even, Xiao town hinted that it is not impossible for the top three in the country.


    Xiao Zhen sent a string of messages, and his hands were scratched. As a result, the other party replied:


    Sorry, I''m here to sing.


    Bang!


    Xiao Zhen trembled with anger and slapped his mobile phone on the table.


    What''s high?


    Smelly woman, toast and don''t drink! Really think you''re a princess?


    Wait and see.


    At this time, Wu Yongqiang took out a tablet and handed it to Xiao town:


    "The people sent to Shudu have found something."


    Xiao Zhen picked up and looked at the two videos, both about Li Tiezhu.


    First, Li Tiezhu followed a migrant worker into the shop, but came out from behind. However, the back part can be cut off.


    Second, Zhao Liya rode with Li Tiezhu to the roadside canteen to buy ice cream. They talked and laughed. Moreover, the local dog''s paw even hugged Zhao Liya.


    Xiao Zhen''s forehead was bulging and ignored me. He was so close to that local dog? How did they know each other? What''s the relationship?


    No, there seems to be something missing.


    Xiao Zhen picked up the first video again, looked, and then paused.


    "Hiss -"


    In the picture, a girl wearing a mask at the door of the store turned and ran across the camera to look at her eyes.


    Is it Zhao Liya?!


    Watching the video again, Zhao Liya took the initiative to track Li Tiezhu to the door of the store.


    What''s their relationship?


    Moreover, Zhao Liya found out what store Li Tiezhu went to the day before, and she even dated and hugged together the next day?


    Xiao Zhen and his agent Wu Yongqiang looked at each other and found the new world.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, the afternoon of July 29.


    Li Tiezhu stepped on the electric car he bought for the old man yesterday and connected Qin Tao to participate in the competition.


    The program team specially called to inform the contestants that they must be present at four o''clock to prepare for the competition in advance. Especially for Li Tiezhu, director Wang zegang personally called and told him.


    Li Tiezhu''s heart is dripping blood, and he doesn''t carry bricks for half a day.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao drove to the TV station and were picked up by the staff of the program team and assigned to No. 10 dressing room, which was much better than the last time.


    After all, there were 100 contestants in the first round, and the dressing room was not enough, and no one knew that Li Tiezhu finally arrived.


    "This sofa is so soft."


    Li Tiezhu sat on the sofa and played, tut tut.


    Qin Tao also squirmed: "yes? I can''t play at all!"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s because you''re too fat."


    Li Tiezhu picked up the peaches on the tea table and asked Qin Tao, "is this really casual? You don''t have to pay?"


    Qin Tao thought for a while: "it should be. I heard that he was still in charge of dinner at night."


    Click.


    Li Tiezhu took a hard bite: "well... It''s so sweet. It''s a little seven. I''ll go after the game. My old man likes to eat peaches."


    Qin Tao rolled his eyes: "I haven''t seen the world."


    Then he stretched out his chubby little hand and took one: "mm-hmm, crisp!"


    Li Tiezhu picked up a white remote control and pointed to a corner of the room: "there is an air conditioner! Look, is it an air conditioner?"


    That''s the air outlet of the central air conditioner. The temperature can be adjusted.


    Qin Tao nodded, "open it. It''s so hot."


    "I won''t."


    "I''ll come. Look at this key, he, um..."


    "Huh?"


    "Neither will I."


    "Keep eating peaches."


    Li Tiezhu despised each other and opened the door with a voice: "waiter, please help turn on the air conditioner."


    The staff are confused. Call me?


    The live room of the tiktok super voice is once again hilarious.


    The live broadcast is just to broadcast the hot field of the game in the evening. The lens switches back and forth in each player''s room. Until the arrival of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao, the popularity suddenly increased, and the interaction also exploded.


    On several occasions, the live camera was given to other players'' rooms, and the bullet screen was brushed. The wall cracked and asked to see the serious brother and postpartum brother.


    The program group had no choice but to give Li Tiezhu as many shots as possible.


    Wang zegang, the director who learned about the situation, also felt that it was not a taste. How could a wonderful music program have the trend of pulling the hip like a comedy?


    But... It smells good!


    Since Li Tiezhu appeared on the live broadcast screen, the number of live broadcast rooms has increased from 800000 to 1.5 million, and continues to increase. It''s just a live broadcast before the competition in different competition areas. This data is luxurious enough and much higher than other competition areas.


    Bullet screen washing of melon eating people:


    "I warmly welcome you to come!"


    "Postpartum care of sows - from entry to giving up"


    "My postpartum brother is trapped in the sofa and plays an egg."


    "The peaches in the program group cost ten yuan each to let them understand the dangers of society."


    "Even if you eat peaches, it''s too much to take away."


    "These two are the hottest combination in the country and do not accept any form of refutation."


    "Two Han Han can''t turn on the air conditioner."


    "Laugh to death o (* £þ) £þ *) O"


    "Lying trough!"


    "Is the waiter serious?"


    "A waiter laughed at me. Now I''m punished by the teacher."


    "Can you still fire a barrage?"


    In fact, the melon eaters on the Internet are not optimistic about Li Tiezhu.


    Many people feel that Li Tiezhu''s second song, "you laugh really well," is tiktok, but it''s actually not as good as the first song. It proves that Li Tiezhu''s creative ability is declining, and it seems to be influenced by the dense schedule.


    It is impossible for a creative singer to maintain the top level of creation for a long time. In fact, he suffers a lot by participating in this talent show.


    However, this does not hinder netizens'' happiness. Serious brother is the source of happiness. If you match postpartum brother... It is the source of neuropathy.


    At this time, in the live broadcasting room, the staff helped turn on the air conditioner and smiled bitterly: "I''m not a waiter. Don''t shout."


    Li Tiezhu said, "ah, I''m sorry, female master."


    Staff: "poof -"


    The live Barrage is obviously crazy again, master?

 Chapter 24

    "Puff! Haha, Hiccup ~"


    "Geese, geese, geese..."


    In the dressing room 1, Zhao Liya looked at the sound of the live voice, and laughed. Her assistant smiled tiktok.


    Originally last night, Zhao Liya had some insomnia because of the towel. She is not in good spirits today. But as soon as I saw the live broadcast of the pair of living treasures, I was instantly resurrected with blood. A female master inexplicably poked her smile.


    Barrage must be fired!


    Hot pot is about to stand and eat: "a female master in Shudu, sign in!"


    Many people followed behind:


    "One piece, female master Chang Sha, sign in!"


    "Master Hu Jiannan, sign in!"


    "Hey, the person standing to eat hot pot is the one who wrote big fish last time!"


    "The great God also watches the live broadcast?"


    "Hotpot God, are you also a fan of serious brother?"


    Hot pot should be eaten standing: of course, I''m reinforced iron powder.


    Oh!


    Zhao Liya didn''t cheat. Although she didn''t pink Li Tiezhu, she pink his songs. Besides, I''m the first fan to let him write songs, hee hee


    At this time, the makeup artist of the program group arrived.


    Zhao Liya sat in front of the dressing table and put her mobile phone on the bracket.


    On the screen, two fools are studying whether the smart TV in the room has a VIP and can watch a movie or something.


    ¡­¡­


    Dressing room 10, the door is open.


    A humanoid creature with hot bobs and tight pants, wearing a fancy yarn coat, twisted his waist and hips, and hung a small box on his arm.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao were stunned and forgot to play with the TV.


    There are such ugly people in the world!


    I''m sorry to be ignorant.


    The visitor put down the suitcase, looked up and down at Li Tiezhu for a long time, tut Tut, turned his eyes, turned down the corners of his mouth, and sighed firmly:


    "Hey... Li Tiezhu, right? I''m the makeup artist assigned to you by the program team."


    Li Tiezhu: "ha?"


    Qin Tao: "it''s so wordy...!"


    The makeup artist''s slender eyebrows were picked, and his voice became more shrill: "I''m really miserable, tut tut... But although you''re dressed a little earthy, your appearance is OK, and you can save it. Luckily you met me!"


    Li Tiezhu shrank back in fear and quickly waved his hand: "no, sister, I really don''t need it! I don''t make up."


    The makeup artist put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "who''s your sister? Who''s your sister? Just scream when you meet someone who looks a little better."


    good-looking?


    That''s blind, not screaming.


    Li Tiezhu immediately changed his mouth: "aunt."


    The makeup artist roared, "I''m a man. Call me brother. Call me Tony."


    Li Tiezhu narrowed his eyes slightly and stared at the makeup artist''s chest for a long time before he said, "Tuo... Tonigo. There is no provision on the contract of the program team that makeup is required, right?"


    In the second half, he stared at Qin Tao.


    "No."


    Qin Tao shook his head angrily. He went back to study the contract several times and couldn''t remember it at all.


    He seems to be Li Tiezhu''s agent now, but he has not been recognized by the law because he will only be 18 next month. Li Tiezhu said that a few days ago, the money for penguin music would also be distributed to him, with a 10% commission, that would be more than 20000.


    Serious people who raise pigs?


    ¡­¡­


    Donghai, a rental house.


    Zhang Jianjun watched tiktok computer live with the flat, arranged work with fans in the computer, and prepared for the bullet screen comments in the evening.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    From the moment he saw Aidou, his laughter didn''t stop. My family''s Aidou really had strange bones and an alternative painting style, which was different from those flirtatious goods next door.


    Call the male makeup artist aunt?


    I''m sorry, my family''s love bean has been pushed down by the program team. Well, it''s a vicious malpractice! Well done, but it''s my serious brother! How can there be so many dignified and tall people? I''ll pretend to be your uncle.


    At present, the situation tonight is good, and the fans in Xiao town have no extreme behavior.


    Zhang Jianjun thought, as long as Xiao town doesn''t make trouble, he is really a little afraid. After all, his beloved bean has no right and no power. He is still a simple man. Some things can only be bothered by his die hard fans.


    Be both father and mother


    I hope you don''t offend the makeup artist and the program team too much, especially now it''s still live. If something happens, it will have a great impact.


    But it happened that Zhang Jianjun''s love beans didn''t play cards according to common sense, and he didn''t know he was being broadcast live.


    Then something terrible happened.


    ¡­¡­


    Tony said, "who will perform on the stage without makeup? This is disrespect for the audience!"


    Li Tiezhu disliked: "eh... You respect the audience? It doesn''t make sense. You look so disgusting."


    Qin Tao helped: "no problem! You can''t melt yourself well, but also help others make up?"


    "I NIMA! I NIMA? I NIMA!!!"


    Tony''s eyes are popping out. What a shame! You can doubt my gender, but you can''t doubt my craft.


    So he took out the foundation and rushed to Li Tiezhu. He just went up with Li Tiezhu and had to make up for the old lady.


    Isn''t it a broken player?


    I''ve changed your face! Yesu can''t keep it, I said!


    I won''t take it with me, no, I won''t be afraid! Anyway, he usually makes up for the popular host. This time it''s just a temporary transfer. It''s okay to screw up. The host supports it and can''t die.


    My Tony is so wild!


    Tony Mustang wanted to be criticized by the leaders for doing so, but he never thought that his career would deviate and reach the peak of his life.


    Tony screamed to collect Li Tiezhu''s face.


    Agent Qin Tao lost his peach and came to help, hugging Tony''s legs.


    ¡­¡­


    "Trough! Trough! Trough!"


    PA, Zhang Jianjun slapped himself in the face.


    How did it start? Li Tiezhu, can''t you speak more tactfully? And what''s the matter with the makeup artist? A hot tempered horse! How dare you attack the player?


    Fortunately, the program team responded quickly. At the moment when Qin Tao hugged and fell Tony, he cut the picture to other players.


    Zhang Jianjun suddenly felt powerless:


    Can we take this kind of love beans with us? It seems that we need to recruit more people!


    Li Tiezhu and the makeup artist started working.


    Zhang Jianjun can foresee that the people who eat melons will go crazy.


    I hope not to have too much negative impact on him, especially not to affect the next game.


    Can this not affect NIMA?


    Several groups of serious gangs also exploded. Being a fan of Li Tiezhu is really... Exciting.


    ¡­¡­


    In the TV conference room, Wang zegang is recalling the last time before the game with the team to coordinate and implement the preparations.


    "No, no! The director is not good!"


    A group rushed in with a mobile phone and handed it to Wang zegang.


    Tiktok, Wang Zegang, and then he could not see the fire, saw the flare of bullet screen comments in the live broadcast.


    "Good fight!"


    "We want to see serious brother fight!"


    "Cut back, cut back!"


    "Serious brother, you send a positioning, and the brothers arrive immediately with a knife."


    "Is that makeup artist crazy? He did it first!"


    "Didn''t he force the number? The iron pillar is so strong!"


    "It''s completely on fire!"


    "Oh, rural people just don''t have quality. They fought last program."


    "The first time, good voice live broadcast rollover!"

 Chapter 25

    Wang zegang''s eyes were straight and trembled with anger.


    In a few words, the assistant already knew what had happened. The accident was broadcast live and could not be covered if he wanted to.


    Yes, now the number of online people in the live broadcasting room has come to more than 3 million. They are all hearing the news to see the excitement.


    The barrage has been calling serious brother.


    What should I do?


    Before the start of the second round of competition, the players had a fight. How to deal with it?


    Block?


    Disqualification?


    Other staff in the conference room also stared at Wang zegang. Everyone knew that this matter must be handled as soon as possible and could not be delayed.


    Wang zegang thought and turned on the walkie talkie:


    "I''m wang zegang, director, director. Now what''s the situation over Li Tiezhu? Can you see it clearly in the lens?"


    The other side replied:


    "I can see that Li Tiezhu subdued Tony with one hand. Fortunately, no one was hurt. However, I don''t know whether their pictures should be broadcast or not."


    "Broadcast! You have to face the trouble you have made. Whether it is life or death, Li Tiezhu will bear it!"


    "Ah? Oh, OK!"


    Wang zegang calmly made a decision. He has experienced many things and has rich experience.


    In fact, this matter has little to do with the program group. If the program group handles it privately, it will make the audience have bad associations. The best way is to broadcast it live and let the audience see that you can distinguish right from wrong.


    In a word: the program group does not carry the pot.


    If the audience thinks Li Tiezhu should be in charge, Li Tiezhu should bear the responsibility, apologize, compensate and withdraw from the game.


    Everyone took back their eyes and understood that in a sense, the program group had actually given up Li Tiezhu.


    After turning off the walkie talkie, Wang zegang scolded, "Mom, pull a Ba!"


    ¡­¡­


    "Hey! It was good before. How did it happen?"


    In the lounge, lengba ate pineapple popsicles and looked at the live screen in her mobile phone. She really couldn''t figure it out. Although she sometimes hates Li Tiezhu, you are the promotion medal I personally issued!


    Can you argue?


    In the dressing room No. 1, Zhao Liya and her assistant stared at each other. They didn''t understand.


    Especially Zhao Liya, she has not experienced many things, but the victory lies in her intelligence. She can see the essence of the problem at a glance.


    During the backstage fight, Li Tiezhu''s people were scattered and couldn''t seem to pick it up.


    Oh, what?


    At this moment, she even sympathized with Li Tiezhu. The program team should find a way to save it? Anyway, I have to help Li Tiezhu wash white. Even if others don''t believe it, it doesn''t matter, eh


    What''s the matter?


    How did the program team cut the video back to Li Tiezhu''s dressing room?


    Fall into a well?


    Xiao town in the East China Sea didn''t pay attention to the division of Shudu, but after receiving the news, he immediately turned on his mobile phone and gloated at the excitement.


    This guy killed himself before Godfather did it!


    Retribution!


    This is the consequence of offending me!


    Suddenly, the live picture was cut back to Li Tiezhu''s live studio.


    Xiao town almost exclaimed that the program team gave up the local dog! This is to force him to withdraw from the game! After all, the impact of this incident is extremely bad.


    However, why does this situation seem so strange?


    ¡­¡­


    I saw that Li Tiezhu, who was as strong as a calf, easily pressed Tony on the sofa. Qin Tao sat on Tony''s back. The thin Tony had no resistance and could only hum. The scene was once a little daydream.


    "Yes, yes... It''s a man. I checked it."


    Qin Tao sat panting on Tony''s back and didn''t forget to report the work results.


    Li Tiezhu thought strangely: "what if you... Find out that it''s a woman? How impolite?"


    Qin Tao: "hasty, hasty..."


    Li Tiezhu: "stupid."


    The barrage calls the expert! This posture, this dialogue, tut tut... It''s amazing! Oh, come on, get up! Witness the first wonder in the history of variety show!


    Qin Tao asked, "what''s next?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "tie him up first and don''t run away, let alone let the program team know that we beat him. Everything will be compared to the end of the game."


    Tony: "%@#& *"


    Then, Li Tiezhu found some hair bands from Tony''s makeup box and tied Tony''s hands and feet firmly. Qin Tao stuffed Tony with a towel with years of experience in watching movies and TV dramas.


    Tony looked frightened. Why was he tied up last time? Besides, I remember the program has a live link, right?


    However, soon Tony showed a solemn and stirring look.


    Yes, that''s right. These two guys are stupid. They don''t know what''s happening here. The program team can see it clearly. But I''m afraid the program team won''t broadcast this situation live, will it?


    Now I can only hope that the program team will hurry to save themselves, otherwise, I''m afraid these two guys will do something else.


    Think carefully and fear!


    When he threw Tony on the sofa, Qin Tao couldn''t help but be afraid: "iron pillar, is it okay for us to do this? In case the program team knows..."


    The barrage in the live studio is crazy.


    "It''s not just the program group! The people all over the country know it."


    "Young man, this is a crime!"


    "What do these two iron Han Han think? Can''t you see such a big camera?"


    "Operation!"


    "Long experience, long experience..."


    "Serious brother, well done!"


    "Can you still play like this? Xiu''er!"


    "Who makes up for serious people?"


    Li Tiezhu thought hard. He felt that with his high IQ of 92, he could solve this small problem easily.


    "Don''t worry! We won''t let the program team in. They shouldn''t find out. When the game is over, we''ll let him go."


    Qin Tao said, "what if he goes to the program group to sue us?"


    Li Tiezhu snorted coldly: "don''t admit it! He has no evidence. God knows you know, I know he knows."


    Qin Tao thought: "you''re still smart!"


    Tony: "


    The program team is watching!


    He doesn''t know. The audience is watching!


    Li Tiezhu looked at Tony: "don''t talk about martial virtue! Dare to attack me. See how I teach you."


    Then he looked at Qin Tao and showed a evil smile at the same time.


    "Hey, hey, hey..."


    Tony''s delicate body trembled.


    Then, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao jumped at Tony at the same time, and then... Tickled him. The technique was skilled, rapid and deadly.


    Poor Tony struggled violently, his nose made a strange sound, and his tears and snot came down.


    You two are real dogs!


    Barrage:


    "God special program team can''t find it, hahaha..."


    "What a god knows, you know, I know, he knows!"


    "The show of the flower show!"


    "It''s a waste of talent. You should go to huantuo comedian."


    "Xiaoyue can''t stop you from winning the championship!"


    "Is tickling so cruel?"


    "Ah - Ji Ji Ji..."


    "Teacher Tony is so poor. Look, he''s crying."


    "Let go of that Tony and let me come!"


    Hot pot is about to stand and eat: "suddenly I want to join..."


    Wang zegang, who has just finished the meeting, has green tendons. I''m a fairy board. Is this what people do?


    However, it seems... As if... Instead of slandering and abusing Li Tiezhu and the program group, the audience... Loved it?


    ¡­¡­


    PS: originally, the editor asked me to work twice a day and keep it in the manuscript all the time. However, I want to thank you for mentioning the first fan, so I added this more. Thank you for your 10 recommended tickets and rewards. thank you!

 Chapter 26

    The history of Li Tiezhu''s popularity, also known as super good voice Season 6, exploded to pieces in the second round.


    This is the common aspiration of the members of the serious gang. They all feel that the serious brother is finished.


    From any point of view, fight backstage and tie up the makeup artist. No matter whose fault, it will inevitably be condemned by the public and the ultimate sanction of the program group.


    However, just when they lamented that they died before they were successful, there was a sudden turn for the better.


    What is tickling?


    The most wonderful thing is that none of the audience in the live studio diss Li Tiezhu. You know, in peacetime, there are many black Li Tiezhu, and even many people say that from then on, black to powder.


    What''s the matter?


    What happened to the world?


    However, in any case, Li Tiezhu''s fans poured out a glimmer of hope:


    Seems to be saved?


    It seems that extreme stupidity is sometimes a blessing (sad context).


    "Woo woo..."


    Tony struggled like an insect in vain.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao began to drink yogurt. After all, it didn''t cost money. What''s more, Li Tiezhu took out a summer homework from his rucksack and began to do it.


    Then, the melon eating people in the live broadcasting room were stupid.


    do the homework?


    You joined a program, tied up a makeup artist, and were staring at the crime scene by the people all over the country. Did you do your homework? Besides, you can''t even ask such a simple question?


    Qin Tao was better than Li Tiezhu. He took out his mobile phone and began to play king pesticide. The food was forced.


    Barrage:


    "What about the crew?"


    "Why didn''t anyone save Tony?"


    "What is this?"


    "That''s good! The program team should protect the crime scene."


    "Those two Han Han didn''t know they were broadcast live."


    "How fun!"


    In fact, director Wang zegang is also under great pressure. Many subordinates say that whether Tony is bad or not.


    It''s hard for Wang zegang to manage. He has to make a choice, either when nothing happens or deal with Li Tiezhu. However, the atmosphere in the live broadcasting room is extremely wrong. He is afraid that he has handled it wrong.


    So, let''s do it first!


    Tony, don''t feel wronged. You did it first and humiliated yourself.


    Teacher Tony gave up struggling at this time. He was very tired and a little hungry.


    Nearly half an hour has passed. The program team hasn''t sent anyone yet. Mr. Tony has realized... There must be something wrong.


    No, we have to find a way to save ourselves.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu scratching his ears and cheeks at a physics problem, Tony wriggled over and began to whine, with his eyes indicating the problem.


    Li Tiezhu received a signal: "will you?"


    Tony nodded wildly.


    Li Tiezhu said fiercely, "I''ll take the cloth from your mouth. Don''t cry, or I''ll tickle you..."


    Tony nodded again.


    Then, there was an incredible scene on the live screen, and Tony with hands and feet began to coach Li Tiezhu to do his summer homework. As a reward, Qin Tao feeds him peaches. His painting style is strange and harmonious.


    The number of people in the studio is almost five million.


    Everyone agreed that this is the best sound to watch. The live broadcast before the game is better than the main game.


    ¡­¡­


    At 6 p.m., someone knocked on the door of dressing room 10.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao were immediately nervous. Qin Tao covered teacher Tony''s mouth. Li Tiezhu quickly leaned against the door and asked:


    "Who?"


    With their tacit cooperation, the audience in the live broadcasting room was stunned.


    Outside the door came the voice of the staff: "the group lottery will be held immediately before the game. Please gather in the hall."


    "Oh! I see."


    Li Tiezhu answered, and then asked Qin Tao in a low voice, "I''m going to draw lots. Can you beat him alone?"


    Qin Tao bared his teeth: "it''s a piece of cake."


    They looked at each other and smiled again. No, we have to intimidate this guy so that he doesn''t forget the pain when he recovers his scar.


    They jumped on Tony again and tickled.


    Three minutes later, Tony lay on the sofa with his eyes turned. He was bored. He felt that his endocrine was disordered. This animal... Is ruthless! Just fine.


    "If there''s something wrong with him, scratch him."


    "It''s on me."


    "Oh, oh, oh..."


    Li Tiezhu walked out of the dressing room with satisfaction and closed the door carefully.


    A contestant walked by and subconsciously looked into the door. After all, everyone knew that something terrible had happened in dressing room 10.


    "What are you looking at?"


    Li Tiezhu was so fierce that he forced the other party away with his eyes, and then followed the other party to the hall.


    In the hall, there are a circle of staff, some machines, some lights, and some are arranging sponsorship goods. The contestants who participated in the competition have reached half, and most of them have put on their makeup and changed their clothes.


    "Hello..."


    "Hello!"


    "Your voice is so powerful. I envy it."


    "Where there is, you can sing well."


    "I hope I don''t draw you. I''m most afraid of your opponent."


    "You are so modest."


    In twos and threes, the familiar and unfamiliar are greeting each other. The game is very cruel, but face should be done enough until the arrival of Li Tiezhu. The hall, which was just a little noisy, suddenly quieted down, and the players looked at Li Tiezhu one after another.


    This is the fierce man who just tied up the makeup artist on the national live broadcast!


    So calm?


    "Hello, brother, sister, uncle and aunt."


    Li Tiezhu was very polite and bowed in a circle. After all, he had just retracted his feet on the edge of breaking the law and crime, and his heart was a little empty.


    The contestants immediately squeezed out a fake smile and stared at Li Tiezhu silently.


    Wonders!


    Look less, look less.


    Serious brother, his expression is very calm! Good acting!


    Everyone admired Chen Mingdao, and Li Jianxue did not dare to do so


    Li Tiezhu finally felt that something was wrong. What happened to these people? What are you looking at me for? And there was a little fear in his eyes. Were you frightened by my talent for writing songs on the spot last time?


    The players in this field have poor psychological quality.


    Li Tiezhu found the nearest seat and sat down. He was a little hungry. He always had dinner at six o''clock on the construction site, so he grabbed a staff member who placed yogurt:


    "Master, didn''t the program team say to provide free dinner? When will it be sent?"


    The staff was startled and smiled awkwardly: "after the lottery is over. You wait!"


    At this time, Zhao Liya came into the hall with a large bag of snacks. It was really not that she played a big card, but that she kindly prepared snacks for everyone.


    When the contestants saw Zhao Liya, they stood up to welcome her.


    Zhao Liya is the youngest, but she is the most famous. The real reason for everyone to stand up is that Zhao Liya''s parents and grandparents are big guys in the music circle.


    Li Tiezhu is also a joy. Finally, he sees this little sister Naixiang again. Does she come to help the program group distribute snacks?


    It seems that the program group is still a little human!


    Hungry Li Tiezhu was surprised to see everyone standing up. Is this going to rob? Do you have any quality? Everyone is decent.


    So he rushed forward, stopped in front of Zhao Liya and took the snack pocket in her hand. Li Tiezhu has quality and doesn''t swallow it alone. He takes out the snacks in his pocket and distributes them one by one, two children and old people each.


    At the same time, Li Tiezhu also smiled at Zhao Liya: "thank you! It''s hard."


    Zhao Liya said awkwardly, "ah... No, it doesn''t matter."


    Li Tiezhu said again, "there are a few snacks. They are not enough to fill your teeth. Go and get some more? Please!"


    Zhao Liya showed her honey expression. What the hell? Not enough? I bought it out of my own money. It''s more or less a wish... Yes, this guy treats me as a staff member!


    Others were also surprised. Li Tiezhu was so fierce!!!

 Chapter 27

    Li Tiezhu muttered, "really stingy."


    He means the show team is stingy.


    The contestants take a breath and eat other people''s food. Do you think they are stingy?


    Serious brother, be a man!


    Zhao Liya is very embarrassed. It seems that she is a little less. It''s OK not to break it. It''s embarrassing to break it. She was hated by Li Tiezhu again.


    Fortunately, there was a big bag in the dressing room. Zhao Liya glanced at Li Tiezhu and smiled at everyone: "sorry, I''ll get some more!"


    Then Zhao Liya turned and left.


    The contestants and the on-site staff were surprised. Why is Zhao Liya so obedient? Against this shameless goods! The child is thin skinned


    The live broadcasting room laughed and sent barrages to praise Li Tiezhu for his blindness.


    Even Zhao Liya''s fans are so high.


    After giving the food to the contestants, Li Tiezhu sent some to the staff. He took two biscuits and began to eat. Well, the biscuits bought by the program group were very delicious.


    Soon, director Wang zegang came to the hall with the document: "are all the players here?"


    Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu just lowered his head and ate cookies.


    The assistant whispered, "one more, Zhao Liya."


    With that, the assistant also glanced at Li Tiezhu, who was buried in eating, and said to himself: it''s unreasonable for such people not to die!


    Wang zegang was a little angry. He was not afraid of Zhao Liya''s name: "what''s the matter with her? Do you have a sense of time?"


    The crowd looked at Li Tiezhu again.


    Li Tiezhu seemed to feel it. He slowly raised his head and said slowly, "who hasn''t arrived? Is it... He was stopped by the security guard downstairs? Deduct his salary."


    Wang zegang: "


    People: "


    Where have people gone? Don''t you have any pressure to count?


    Dada dada


    Zhao Liya trotted over with a bag of snacks, her cheeks slightly red: "sorry, I''m late..."


    Li Tiezhu: "give the director a little. The director is old and probably hungry."


    Zhao Liya gave the director two spicy strips. The director looked confused and forced him to take them over. She frowned and said, "Why are you so late? Didn''t I inform you earlier?"


    Zhao Liya: "I..."


    The assistant came to the director''s ear and quietly Mimi explained. Wang zegang looked at Li Tiezhu melancholy. Zhennima can do it! You can make a moth anywhere.


    Wang zegang said reluctantly, "all right, LIA, go and sit down. All the players are in place and the game is ready to start."


    Zhao Liya blushed and walked silently to the row of sofas.


    damn!


    Shame again, because of you again!


    However, there were not many sofas, and other places were full. There was only one vacant seat beside Li Tiezhu. Because everyone doesn''t want to be next to Li Tiezhu. After all, the goods are now famous.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zhao Liya walking slowly in doubt. After a few seconds, he suddenly realized:


    "Ah! So you''re here to compete?"


    Zhao Liya''s old blood poured into her heart, but now she''s recording the game. She can''t be angry. By the way, ignore him. I thought about it yesterday. I''ll never ignore him again.


    "Why didn''t you say it earlier? You really are. I took you as a friend, but you lied to me. Don''t be loyal!"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and let Zhao Liya sit down beside him.


    Zhaoliya thought, blame me?


    Wang zegang bowed his head and read: "well, all the players are in place. Let me talk about the competition system of this round. At the beginning of this round, it will weaken the voting rights of the tutor and increase the audience''s online voting. 10000 votes by the audience will be counted as one point, and 10 points for each vote by the tutor..."


    In fact, this is also the old rule of the competition of super good voice. In the early stage, the audition tutor directly decided to control the level of the contestants. In the middle and later stage, audience voting was introduced to weaken the decision-making power of tutors, so as to select the most popular players.


    Although strength is important, popularity is more important. Traffic is money.


    "This round is a knockout competition of 20 to 10. The 20 contestants will be divided into four groups with five people in each group. The highest two points in each group will be promoted directly. Then, the third place in each group will sing another round of play offs to compete for the last two qualifying rights. Do you understand?"


    The players looked dignified and nodded one after another.


    Wang zegang said to the assistant, "next, start drawing lots. You will draw your own group and appearance order."


    The assistant smiled and walked to the left of the contestants with a paper box. From left to right, the players have drawn out their own signatures.


    Li Tiezhu was the rightmost one. When it was his turn, there was only one piece of paper in the box.


    He pulled it out and looked:


    A5¡£


    As the name suggests, the fifth place in group A came out.


    The assistant returned behind the director with a smile on his mouth.


    "The players in group A, please raise your hand." Wang zegang began to "roll call" one by one, and the camera teacher began to capture the details.


    Zhao Liya, Zheng Qian, Li Tiezhu, Sui Feier, Lin Xiao.


    Three women and two men... Death group.


    Seeing this lineup, Wang zegang is stunned. He knows that there is a death group every season, but is this group too dead? It''s the best in history.


    Zheng Qian, suifei''er and Lin Xiao couldn''t help but collapse and suffer.


    The players in other groups are relieved that the strong enemies are in group A! Catch it all!


    First of all, Zhao Liya''s indisputable first is that she is the best in both fame and singing.


    Secondly, Li Tiezhu''s nerve knife is actually first-class and powerful, even above Zhao Liya, but this strength is easy to be covered up by his teasing attribute, especially if he made a "serious mistake" in this scene, which is likely to be hacked.


    Then, with Feier and Lin Xiao, a bar resident singer, a contestant in the last good voice competition, his singing skills are outstanding.


    In fact, the above four players are the best of the 20 players. If each of them is divided into a group, almost all of them may win the first. Now they have to fight to the death.


    The last Zheng Qian is also strong. She can get the second promotion in any group.


    Unfortunately, Zheng Qian was strongly crushed by Li Tiezhu in the last game and finally passed the resurrection competition. Unexpectedly, she met Li Tiezhu again... Plus Zhao Liya.


    However, once elected, it cannot be overthrown.


    Wang zegang hardened his head and said, "who is A1?"


    Zheng Qian raised her hand. This is the only lucky place. She was the first to play. Although the pressure of the first appearance is huge, the advantage is that the audience has the most time to vote.


    The good voice voting rule is that the first contestant in a group starts to sing and vote. After the last contestant finishes, comment on a wave and end the voting immediately.


    In addition to hard core fans who like to vote for their love beans at the beginning, most neutral viewers vote when they hear good. Therefore, the first is the most advantageous and the fifth is the most disadvantaged.


    In particular, when the audience found that the fifth sang best, they had already voted, and it was too late to repent.


    Of course the program team knows it''s unfair, but... It''s exciting!


    ¡°A2£¿¡±


    Lin Xiao raised his hand.


    ¡°A3£¿¡±


    Zhao Liya.


    ¡°A4£¿¡±


    Suifei''s face was bitter.


    "A5, Li Tiezhu, OK, that''s the first group. Come on!"


    Wang zegang took a sympathetic look at Li Tiezhu and found that the goods were still eating biscuits heartlessly. He shook his head and continued to ask the list of group B.


    Li Tiezhu was very happy. He was in a group with Miss Naixiang. He didn''t know he was signing.

 Chapter 28

    On the live screen, the barrage has begun to mourn for Li Tiezhu.


    "It''s cold! It''s cold!"


    "It''s the fifth appearance of the death group. There''s no luck."


    "Serious brother was operated by the program group?"


    "It''s normal to be operated. Look at what he did. He deserves to be killed!"


    "It doesn''t matter whether it is washed out or not. I''m waiting to listen to big fish."


    "Two tiktok" big fish "is no less than a man like me.


    "Can serious brother write better so soon?"


    "Yes! It''s too difficult for me to be serious. If I don''t surpass those two songs, it''s basically cool."


    "I bet fifty cents, serious brother counter attack Fengshen!"


    "Cut, let''s see who the opponent is. This group of immortals fight!"


    Half an hour later, the draw ended and all the four groups of lists were confirmed. Wang zegang said, "everyone, next, distribute dinner. Everyone make good preparations. An hour later, the competition officially began. In addition..."


    Li Tiezhu was so excited that he rubbed his hands that he was finally going to have dinner.


    Wang zegang suddenly had some bad fun. Hey, since the audience likes watching, do enough.


    He looked at Li Tiezhu: "Li Tiezhu, why haven''t you made up yet?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "er... Teacher Tony said I had a good shape and didn''t need to make up."


    The players have no face to look at Li Tiezhu. Brother, something happened at the east window!


    Zhao Liya held back her smile. At least she can laugh at him and laugh at him all her life, ha ha ha. No, I already said to ignore him.


    Wang zegang smiled: "really? Ask Tony later."


    Li Tiezhu was a little flustered: "no! Director, you are busy with you. Teacher Tony is a talented person, so dedicated and nice to talk. How can he be irresponsible?"


    The contestants were all choking hard, and Zhao Liya''s small shoulders were shaking.


    Teacher Tony is dedicated and nice to talk. Do you still beat others? And tie people up? Still tickling?


    Wang Zegang''s heart for Toni''s silence, just assistant said, the number of live broadcast of the shaking sound exceeded eight million, mostly are the tiktok column "kidnapping". In that case, Tony will have to be wronged.


    After all, the ratings are greater than days.


    "Well, dissolve."


    Wang zegang took the team away without looking back.


    The contestants went back to their dressing room to prepare for the competition. Li Tiezhu dragged at the end and knocked slowly on the door of dressing room 10.


    A voice came from inside: "the heavenly king covers the earth tiger!"


    Li Tiezhu: "chicken stewed with mushrooms!"


    "Brother Pao''s family."


    "Never pull the thin pendulum belt."


    The door opened and Li Tiezhu dodged in.


    Little imagine, this scene was secretly mounted on the side of the program group behind the green camera behind the camera, it was tiktok, and the voice was broadcast live.


    "How did you untie him? Did you touch my homework?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned.


    Tony is squatting in front of the tea table, doing Li Tiezhu''s summer homework.


    Qin Tao: "I can''t run. I can hit ten like him. Besides, we seem to have wronged him."


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean?"


    Qin Tao winked at Tony, "huh?"


    Tony smiled gratefully and showed his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu: "player Li, I don''t want to put on my makeup for you, but this, very simple!"


    The picture of Li Tiezhu is on the mobile phone screen, but it''s more energetic.


    "This is the makeup I designed for you! Three days ago, I received the task of making up for you. I stayed up for two nights and made several plans. Finally, I found that your appearance is actually good. You don''t need heavy makeup. You just need to simplify a little to make your facial features stand out on the TV screen."


    "Oh..."


    "You see, why don''t I make atonement?"


    Teacher Tony''s smile was uneasy. The program team connived at this guy''s murder, and the hero didn''t suffer at present.


    Li Tiezhu said angrily, "didn''t you say it earlier?"


    Tony thought, did you give me a chance to say it? Almost didn''t get killed. However, he can only repent: "it''s my fault. I shouldn''t be so angry."


    Li Tiezhu thought, without makeup, it may cause the director team to doubt, so let''s lose it.


    So Tony regained a certain degree of freedom, made up Li Tiezhu''s face and simply strengthened his eyebrow shape and outline.


    Li Tiezhu looked at it and was quite satisfied: "Tony, your craftsmanship is good! I found your face. Look carefully, it''s still very kind."


    Tony smiled modestly. Did he ever feel friendly when he just fucked me?


    Knock knock knock


    There was a knock at the door and the food delivery staff came.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao stared at Tony at the same time. Tony looked frozen and nodded again and again: "I understand! Believe me, you must keep your mouth shut!"


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are still hesitating. Tony has opened the door, took the lunch box from the surprised staff, and ordered: "we are discussing the secret of the performance. Don''t get close if you have nothing to do."


    "Oh, oh..."


    The staff left with a muddled face. Wasn''t Tony "kidnapped"?


    After closing the door, Tony opened the lunch box for Li Tiezhu and handed over chopsticks: "don''t worry, I''m my own! I''m not ashamed of my family. I''m measured."


    When did Li Tiezhu become one of his own with you?


    Tony gave his meat to Li Tiezhu: "eat more meat and perform well on stage!"


    Li Tiezhu is confused. He won''t laugh Tony''s brain out, will he?


    Tony added: "contestant Li, let''s draw A5, which is very disadvantageous to us. Remember to canvass for ourselves as soon as we get on the stage and let the audience hear you sing before voting!"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t quite understand.


    Tony explained the strength of group A and the disadvantage of being the last player.


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "what should I do?"


    I want to earn IQ!


    I can''t afford to lose!


    Tony smiled mysteriously and said, "the mountain man has his own plan! You are a hit and big fish will be the highlight of tonight''s program. When you make your debut, try to grab the opportunity to speak and heat up the gimmick of big fish! It''s best to make two cruel words. If anyone doesn''t listen to you, he will miss 100 million or so."


    Li Tiezhu learned, Tony, you are really a talent!


    "Awesome!"


    "Also, on the stage, you should pay attention to win the sympathy of the audience, for example..."


    Tony has been in the circle for more than ten years. He has seen too many live draft cases. When he is on the stage, he gives advice on what to do and what not to do.


    Not to mention, Li Tiezhu was stunned.


    Tony is very happy. I''m willing to devote all my life to helping you be a person! As long as you two don''t fuck me, people are the most ticklish.


    After an enlightening conversation, Tony asked, "well, should our song big fish sound good?"


    Qin Tao: "that must be nice!"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "it should... Sound good?"


    I almost forgot again. I haven''t bought a song yet. I only bought words last time. Enter the system immediately and buy the music score of big fish.


    [music score of big fish, 4 IQ points]


    Grass!


    I''m a big grass!


    Didn''t you agree on a special price?


    Lyrics 1 IQ, thought the song also 1 IQ, the result is not 5? What''s the difference?

 Chapter 29

    Li Tiezhu looked sadly at his current "shining" IQ: 92 points. Finally, I bought big fish with tears.


    He had no choice.


    [Ding! Consume 4 IQ points and buy the song big fish]


    Li Tiezhu obviously felt that the speed of his brain decreased sharply, and once he returned to before liberation.


    Start 87, now 88.


    Not afraid, there are 20 IQ rewards after this promotion!


    The good news is that the message from my head is that this song "big fish" is really awesome! It was better than the two tiktok, and Li Tiezhu even thought this song was more infectious than a man like me.


    It''s just, the treble is a little scary.


    Singing is very difficult!


    Although Li Tiezhu has a wide range and the treble is basically not laborious, he has no professional foundation. In fact, there are some problems with his singing skills and intonation.


    He couldn''t hold himself, but after careful review in his mind.


    It''s not very difficult!


    It seems that... The prize he ignored "absolute sound sense" is working. He can easily hear or make accurate sounds without making mistakes.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu began to close his eyes and recuperate. He rehearsed big fish repeatedly in his head. Qin Tao and Tony didn''t dare to disturb him.


    Tiktok has begun to drop, and bullet screen comments are running out. The live broadcast of the live sound is almost over, and the live broadcast is about to begin. The "kidnapping of Mr. Tony", which had been making a lot of noise before, also lost its freshness with Mr. Tony''s "rebellious fate".


    The most amazing thing is that no one accused or discredited Li Tiezhu and said that they were very happy.


    Tony himself has gone to the enemy. What else can we say?


    In this regard, the program team also said it was difficult to understand. Is this the magic of Li Tiezhu? Live a vicious event into a comedy.


    Xiao town in the East China Sea lost his mobile phone. Seeing that no one diss Li Tiezhu, he couldn''t help sending a barrage to block Li Tiezhu. He was scolded for hundreds of words. Countless people scolded him in private letters, and his mobile phone exploded.


    It''s 7:30 p.m.


    TV station and Penguin video also began to broadcast "super good voice Season 6 ¡¤ the second round of the western division".


    After the beginning of the film, the lottery recorded at 6:00 will be played directly. Li Tiezhu takes Zhao Liya as the stem of the staff, which brightens the eyes of the audience. Who else doesn''t know Zhao Liya?


    Taking out the death group of group A and Li Tiezhu''s last appearance made many audiences who like Li Tiezhu sweat and send barrages of sympathy.


    Tiktok, who watched the afternoon live broadcast, was laughing at it. Brother Toni did not need sympathy. Toni needed sympathy.


    Barrage:


    ¡°£¿£¿£¿£¿¡±


    "What''s Mr. Tony''s problem?"


    "Tiktok learning is not understood, but now it''s all hot."


    "Teacher Tony kidnapping!"


    "On how Tony rebelled against his fate!"


    "Tony: from then on, you are a passer-by."


    "The live broadcast before the game in the afternoon has become a special show for serious brother and postpartum brother."


    "Teacher Tony is the only woman!"


    "So... What did I miss?"


    Ten minutes later, the lottery video was played and the camera cut to the stage.


    Zheng Qian, Lin Xiao, Zhao Liya, suifei''er and Li Tiezhu stepped onto the stage in order.


    The host began to interview the contestants, just whether they were nervous or not, whether they would be promoted, who was the best contestant in this group, etc.


    During the interview, the contestants were very modest, but tried their best to attract the attention of the audience.


    Only Zhao Liya is extraordinary. After all, she has won a lot of awards. She is young and has high psychological quality. Her answer is very low-key: "I think this group is very strong. Everyone has their own advantages. I am also a primary school student in the field of singing. The most feared opponent should be Li Tiezhu. I look forward to his big fish."


    The host asked, "Liya, do you think Li Tiezhu wrote" big fish "better than those two big fish tiktok?


    Few people know that the second ranked big fish was written by Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya knew that the first song was written by Chen Poisson. She secretly glanced at the old man sitting by judge Xi''an and found that the old man was a little nervous. She couldn''t help laughing.


    She nodded and said, "I think I have a good chance!"


    Chen Poisson frowned gently and wanted to surpass me. How can it be so simple?


    Zhao Liya added: "therefore, I suggest that the audience in front of the TV don''t have to rush to vote. They can make a decision after listening to big fish. Li Tiezhu suffered a loss when he came out last, but I and the other three players look forward to a fair duel with him."


    There was applause. In addition to the audience, there were also staff and four judges.


    This is Zhao Liya''s confidence. She is low-key but also powerful.


    Zheng Qian, Lin Xiao and suifei''er nodded one after another to acknowledge Zhao Liya''s statement, but they were complaining.


    What kind of ticket do you want for him?


    The most bitter thing is suifeier. When asked by the host whether she wants the audience to vote after listening to big fish, her heart is very struggling. Can I say no?


    "Of course! We don''t want to let the serious brother suffer by relying on the advantage of competition sequence. We are willing to compete fairly."


    In fact, it''s good. Suifeier is still the penultimate appearance. It''s not a loss.


    Finally, the host began to ask Li Tiezhu, "what do you think of the kindness of the first four players?"


    Li Tiezhu Road: "Actually, no, it''s not necessary to wait until I finish singing before voting. Now you can vote and vote for me! I''m Li Tiezhu, No. A5. Edit the SMS A5 and send it to 123xx. During each group of competitions, a mobile phone number can vote only once. It doesn''t matter if you can''t remember it. There''s a phone number in the lower right corner of the live screen. Later master, please call the phone number here. Thank you ¡£¡±


    Moderator: "


    Zhao Liya: "


    The other three contestants are also messy in the wind. We pretended to be noble for a long time. It''s good for you to canvass for yourself as soon as you come! You still step on the four of us to canvass? Your conscience is eaten by the dog?


    The audience burst into laughter.


    The live broadcast screen was full of bullets, praising Li Tiezhu''s brazenness and not wanting Bilian.


    He didn''t canvass according to teacher Tony''s advice. After all, how can he sell if he sells badly? Li Tiezhu thinks he''s not miserable at all. How can he lie?


    Be sincere, very sincere.


    Host: "contestant Li Tiezhu, the first few are considering taking care of you. Why are you not grateful at all? Instead, you have raised your own votes? Is it not very good¡°


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s wrong with my strength?"


    Host: "not..."


    Li Tiezhu said impatiently, "OK, OK! They didn''t canvass, so I''ll make it up for them. If you like Zheng Qian, please vote A1. She sang well with me last time."


    The host couldn''t answer at all.


    Zheng Qian was surprised. She didn''t know why she was a little grateful. It''s unscientific.


    Li Tiezhu also said: "those who like Lin Xiao and suifei, please vote for A2 and A4. One is handsome and the other is beautiful. They can''t be fooled and suffer losses."


    Lin Xiao and suifei look at Zhao Liya. Why did they miss A3?

 Chapter 30

    Li Tiezhu looks at Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya stares back at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu frowns coldly. Are you justified in lying to me? Dare you stare at me?


    Li Tiezhu said, "A3 is my good friend Zhao Liya. Although she deceived me, I don''t blame her. As long as you invite me to have a hot pot, I will forgive her immediately. If you like her audience, please vote more for it. Thank you!"


    Zhao Liya rolled her eyes. Who are your good friends? Who wants to be friends with you, a person who goes to that place. Still hot pot, drink... Tui~


    Other people''s eyes were fixed on Zhao Liya. No wonder Zhao Liya took care of Li Tiezhu just now.


    Do they really know each other?


    These two people don''t look like they will meet. One is a high princess and the other is a toad in a smelly ditch.


    The live barrage strongly questioned:


    "Li Tiezhu touched the porcelain!"


    "Brother Zhengzheng just regarded Zhao Liya as a staff member, and now he says he is a friend."


    "Look at Zhao Liya''s disgusting eyes! Absolutely!"


    "What brother Zheng said can''t be true?"


    "Although I like serious brother, he doesn''t deserve to be friends with the piano princess!"


    The host asked Zhao Liya, "Liya, are you friends with Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhao Liya subconsciously wanted to deny it, of course not!


    Li Tiezhu winked at her and said with his mouth: ice cream, battery car and towel.


    He was afraid that Zhao Liya would deny her friend relationship, so he could not blackmail her hotpot. That was the price of cheating me. As for friends who are not friends, it doesn''t matter! Ha!


    "No..."


    Zhao Liya noticed the word "towel", and her face turned a little red. She was afraid that the guy would say anything too much. So Zhao Liya had to change her words against her heart:


    "Not bad! We knew each other for a long time. He didn''t know that I was also a contestant, but we were friends. Moreover, I made up my mind to compete after listening to" people like me "sung by him during the audition... My family doesn''t support it very much."


    The host exclaimed in surprise, "Oh, there is such a story."


    The barrage knelt:


    "Serious brother, life winner!"


    "I also want to be friends with LIA''s sister."


    "You see, Zhao Liya''s eyes are more disgusted!"


    "This is mutual dislike between good friends."


    "Don''t say it. The more you look, the more you get right."


    Li Tiezhu muttered, "treat! Treat! Hot pot! Hot pot!"


    Zhao Liya glared, "don''t talk."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    The host was full of gossip: "what''s the matter with the deception said by Li Tiezhu?"


    Of course he knows. The audience loves this.


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s her..."


    Zhao Liya stared at Li Tiezhu fiercely.


    Li Tiezhu shut up. What''s fierce? If you don''t say it, just treat.


    There was a burst of laughter at the scene.


    Seeing that Zhao Liya seemed unwilling to say, the host naturally couldn''t continue to ask questions, gossip and announce the official start of the first group of competitive performances.


    Zheng Qian stayed on the stage to prepare for the performance, and the other four contestants waited in the waiting area on the left side of the stage.


    Li Tiezhu followed Zhao Liya and asked in a low voice, "did you really come to the competition after listening to me sing? Do you admire me very much?"


    Zhao Liya didn''t speak and sat on the sofa as an audience.


    Li Tiezhu sat down next to him: "why don''t your family support you to sing?"


    Zhao Liya ignored.


    Li Tiezhu: "are you famous? The players are afraid of you. Moreover, I just heard the audience call you a piano boar."


    Zhao Liya was a little collapsed: "can''t I please?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey."


    Li Tiezhu is completely quiet. Qin Tao used to be driven crazy by him. He treats at least four or five times a month.


    Lin Xiao and suifei''er suddenly feel like being a light bulb. Are they so close? Look at their aggressive flirting.


    ¡­¡­


    Zheng Qian won full applause after singing a song and went to the waiting area to have a rest in the praise of the host.


    Lin Xiao, the second contestant, came on stage.


    The handsome rock uncle sang a song "Kyoto, Kyoto" by Wang song. His voice was very charming, the rhythm was very comfortable and the degree of completion was very high.


    When Lin Xiao stepped down, Zhao Liya stood up, tidied up her skirt and prepared for the stage.


    She was a little nervous. She couldn''t be as calm as playing the piano. Moreover, the top two in this group performed very well.


    "Come on! You''re the best -"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly put his hands around his mouth and roared.


    Zhao Liya was startled, raised her foot and secretly kicked Li Tiezhu, and then walked quickly onto the stage with her skirt. Don''t say, I''m not so nervous when I''m frightened by Li Tiezhu.


    Slowly came to the piano already prepared, sat down and adjusted the microphone. Zhao Liya whispered, "Hello, everyone, the competition track I brought is... Big fish."


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    There was a frying pan under the stage, the audience was noisy, and even many staff were whispering.


    In the waiting area on the stage, three contestants looked at Li Tiezhu one after another. Didn''t they make an appointment? The demon king joined hands to bully other newcomers in group A. Originally, one big fish was enough to be a gimmick. Now it''s two. Others are far behind in topic.


    However, Li Tiezhu is actually ignorant. Why does Zhao Liya sing big fish? Who wrote it?


    The jury was also very interesting. Cold para, Freya Lim and Yi Feng looked at Chen Bosong. The tiktok was the most popular. The big fish was written by Chen Bosong, which is not a secret in the circle.


    Chen Poisson shook his head slightly. His "big fish" is ancient and clumsy. It''s not suitable for Zhao Liya to sing. It''s a little risky for her to choose this song.


    The live broadcasting room is also very lively. I thought the five strength groups in group A were exciting enough. I didn''t expect anything more exciting.


    Zhao Liya added, "this big fish is my most satisfactory creation so far. I have confidence in it, so I hope to sing it to you. Moreover, ''my friend'' also said that it was well written."


    When she said "my friend", Zhao Liya was gnashing her teeth with some provocation.


    Chen Poisson was confused and didn''t sing what I wrote? original?


    Another original song!


    Chen Poisson couldn''t help laughing bitterly. The girl of Lao Zhao''s family was so clever since childhood. Unexpectedly, she was so brave at the critical moment? I don''t know if it''s a good thing.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly, and then his back was a little sweating.


    What a trick!


    No wonder she asked me yesterday which song "big fish" sounds good! It seems that I had good luck yesterday. It was dangerous, dangerous


    The other three contestants saw that Li Tiezhu''s expression changed like a changing situation, and their hearts sank again. Sure enough, the two had problems, and the babies were suffering.


    Ding Dong, Ding Dong


    The lively piano sound floated out with Zhao Liya''s elf jumping fingertips.


    Together with the prelude, everyone was surprised again.


    Tiktok tiktok is the big fish with second flakes. This song is written by Zhao Liya. The ID is "hot pot is about to stand and eat". It''s Zhao Liya!


    Zhao Liya''s clear song sounded:


    The silent waves drowned the night deeply


    Over the corner at the end of the sky


    The big fish swam through the gap of the dream


    Staring at the outline of your deep sleep

 Chapter 31

    Zhao Liya was very engaged in singing, her eyes had burst into tears, but her voice was still stable and clear.


    The audience was ecstatic and the judges closed their eyes.


    In the audience''s mind, the image of a young and energetic girl chasing a dream leaps forward. She is optimistic and cheerful, strong and brave, cuts through difficulties and obstacles, but always smiles.


    Tiktok tiktok is much better than that on the jitter. Obviously, the Zhao Liya version of the jitter is deliberately changed her voice, which is her real strength.


    This song was sung by Zhao Liya herself. When she saw the word for the first time, her heart pounded.


    I''m afraid you''ll fly away


    I''m afraid you''ll leave me


    I''m afraid you''ll stay here forever


    Sixteen year old Zhao Liya is proud, excellent and even confused.


    At a young age, she has made remarkable achievements in the field of piano performance and has been highly expected by many people, but she has another dream, a dream that everyone opposes.


    Do you want to follow everyone''s expectations? Give up your dream?


    Zhao Liya was afraid that she didn''t know where to fly aimlessly, that she was not herself, and that she had no courage to step out of the circle on the ground and stay in place forever.


    However, she is brave again. She has taken the first step and is still moving forward.


    So this song only has a little green hesitation, but it is more positive sunshine, urging people to forge ahead.


    Especially when singing the last few sentences, Zhao Liya stopped the piano accompaniment and chose to sing. Her voice was trembling, but she had a decisive power and strong self-confidence.


    You were born into the sky


    Every tear


    All flowing to you


    Back to the original encounter


    Everyone feels the firmness in Zhao Liya''s singing at the moment. Her original heart, the most primitive dream - back to the beginning, my meeting with myself, my future is unlimited!


    Pop pop


    Applause broke out for a long time.


    On the live broadcast screen, the audience close-up one by one. They were so moved that their eyes turned red and shouted.


    In the waiting area, Li Tiezhu applauded with three other contestants. They were also shocked.


    Especially Li Tiezhu. He knows that song. To tell the truth, it''s not the best written, but he didn''t expect Zhao Liya to sing to this point. It''s terrible!


    In terms of singing, she has to dump herself ten blocks?


    After singing, Zhao Liya took a few deep breaths, calmed her mood and picked up the fixed microphone.


    "Thank you! Thank you. This song is written for myself and dedicated to you. At the same time, I want to say here to my grandparents, parents, relatives, teachers and predecessors who love me... Thank you for your love, but I may fail to live up to your expectations. Because I have my own dreams!"


    The applause that had subsided was warm again.


    Finally, Zhao Liya said, "I love music. Music is not just piano. I will become an excellent musician! Thank you!"


    Bow and exit.


    Zhao Liya''s eyes were also red. If she had been in the past, she didn''t dare to say such words, but this song gave her strength. She wrote her own song.


    Lin Xiao, Zheng Qian and Sui fei''er all stood up and clapped hands with Zhao Liya who came back. They had to be convinced.


    Li Tiezhu also stood up. When Zhao Liya came to him, he held out his hand and compared a two sign in front of Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya: "what?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you lied to me again! So now it''s two hot pot!"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Zhao Liya, who was moved to tears by herself, was in a bad mood for a moment.


    Then, she sang with Feier on the stage, with Zhao Liya Zhuyu in front and Li Tiezhu tiger and wolf behind. Her mood was a little chaotic, her performance was not very good, and even sang the wrong lyrics.


    When she stepped down, she was in a state of extreme depression.


    Competitive programs are so cruel.


    "Thank you for your singing. Next, let''s invite Li Tiezhu, the last player in group A, to bring big fish."


    After the host said that, the audience thought of cheers and the main play came.


    In fact, in order to maintain the mystery, the contestants don''t have to declare singing songs to the program group in advance. Therefore, the host usually doesn''t report the title of the song, but this time he did, because he can''t be wrong.


    Li Tiezhu came to the stage and said to the microphone, "please give me a guitar, thank you."


    Original, can only play and sing.


    Originally, Qin Tao wanted to contribute his guitar, but last time he used the advanced guitar of the program group, Li Tiezhu couldn''t see Qin Tao''s cheap goods.


    A friend of the program band came with a guitar and dialed the strings: "is this OK?"


    Li Tiezhu thanked: "thank you, that is, the second string is inaccurate."


    My friend was stunned. He accompanied Lin Xiao and them with three songs. Now tell me whether this string is accurate? Didn''t you hit me in the face?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t feel the mood change of the other party and said, "brother, can you help adjust it? I can''t adjust it."


    That guy is even more ignorant. You can''t adjust. You''re not sure?


    The scene was a little awkward.


    "Cough..." Chen Poisson interrupted, "young man, the second string is really inaccurate. Give it to me and I''ll adjust it for him."


    The band gave the guitar to Chen Poisson.


    After a little adjustment, Chen Poisson flicked again and asked Li Tiezhu, "now?"


    Li Tiezhu: "a little higher."


    Chen Poisson adjusted it again and made a sound.


    Li Tiezhu trotted forward and took the guitar: "OK, thank you, teacher."


    Chen Poisson''s eyes narrowed slightly: "don''t hurry to sing first. Come on, try your voice first."


    With that, Chen Poisson scratched on the table with a pen and made a sharp sound.


    Squeak~


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know why, so his tutor asked him to do it, so he sang:


    "Ah ~"


    Chen Poisson nodded. A backhand knocked on the table with his knuckles, making a dull sound.


    Dong!


    Li Tiezhu sank into the Dantian and sang in a low voice:


    "Ah..."


    The audience didn''t know, so the host was a little confused. Why did Chen Poisson do all this?


    Lengba and Yi Feng are not really professional musicians. They stare like curious babies, while professional singer Lin Fan shows envy, jealousy and hatred.


    In the waiting area, Zhao Liya was slightly surprised, while the other three looked more bitter. It turned out that the serious brother was really a big demon!


    Lin Fan was unbelievable and asked Chen Poisson, "old Chen, really?"


    The host wondered, "what is it?"


    Chen Poisson smiled and nodded: "really, exactly. Li Tiezhu has an absolute sense of sound. This is one in a million in the professional field. Moreover, most of them have evolved an absolute sense of sound through long-term practice in childhood, just like Zhao Liya. Li Tiezhu is not. He is born with an absolute sense of sound."


    The audience is not aware of it!


    Li Tiezhu was a little ashamed. He was not born, but sent by the system. He asked, "teacher, can I start?"


    Chen Bosong nodded. "Sing! Hope you write better than me." tiktok is the highest. "I wrote it first."


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    Another frying pan at the scene, really? Did Chen Poisson say it at this time and put pressure on Li Tiezhu?


    What is a fairy fight? This is called immortal fight!


    This group is strong!


    Two great demons with absolute sound sense and two original big fish. No, it''s not two, it''s three big fish. There''s a big man sitting on the judges'' bench.


    I love the other three players in group A for one second

 Chapter 32

    In Kyoto, the bosses of the Kun crew gathered together to watch super good voice. Yes, they came for Li Tiezhu''s big fish.


    Just because the lyrics of big fish are more suitable for the film, no one knows whether the song is suitable or not. Although the song "Kun Peng" in Xiao town is also good, it always feels almost delicious.


    Therefore, they did not expect much, but they had unexpected gains!


    After Zhao Liya sang, the meeting room was silent.


    The producer said: "this song is good! I feel that it is actually quite like singing the heroine, and the images of Chun and Zhao Liya are also very similar."


    The music director said: "spring helped the boy, but in the process, she constantly violated the laws of God''s world and caused all kinds of disasters, but she didn''t hesitate for a moment, which is very similar to Zhao Liya''s'' rebellion ''..."


    The others agreed, but the song was not much better than the one in Xiao town.


    The quality of the two songs is not much worse, but Zhao Liya''s singing and appeal are much stronger than the idol Xiaozhen, so it creates a better illusion of Zhao Liya''s big fish.


    The director was also a little tangled. At this time, Li Tiezhu came on the stage. He said, "listen to Li Tiezhu''s version first."


    The discussion was suspended and the TV was turned up.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu adjusted the microphone, put on his guitar and lowered his head.


    He suddenly wanted to say something. When he mastered the song silently in his mind, he would recall the gradually darkened eyes. Therefore, from the beginning, he did not intend to sing completely according to the singing method of that world.


    Li Tiezhu even felt that this song was her true state of mind at the last glance.


    "This song..."


    As soon as Li Tiezhu opened his mouth, his voice seemed to be blocked by something. He paused and was silent.


    The audience felt something when they heard it.


    The audience is quiet.


    Wait.


    "Hoo..."


    Li Tiezhu grinned, just as she did when she left. Li Tiezhu forced herself to smile, "this song is dedicated to my mother. She has left for ten years, and I finally understand her eyes when she left... Gradually dim but always reluctant to close. I want to say to her..."


    The audience''s eyes were red, and several aunts had begun to wipe tears.


    Lengba was surprised to grow up. She never thought that there was such a side to Li Tiezhu, who was the same as the wonderful work.


    Zhao Liya''s nose was a little sour and she thought of a teenager who had experienced the same tragedy. It''s just that I haven''t contacted him for many years. I don''t know whether he is safe or not.


    Li Tiezhu began to pluck the strings and the prelude sounded.


    Music surged with the wind like a tide, and a distant sense of sadness came to my face and hit the people directly.


    Li Tiezhu closes his eyes:


    "I want to say to her... Big fish, really grown up."


    The prelude soon ended. Li Tiezhu didn''t open his eyes and sang softly:


    The silent waves drowned the night deeply


    Over the corner at the end of the sky


    The big fish swam through the gap of the dream


    As soon as he opened his mouth, he shocked everyone in the audience.


    Almost everyone seemed to feel a burst of current, running straight from the soles of their feet to the sky, and their hair stood up in an instant.


    It''s a girl?!


    Is this key too high?


    Li Tiezhu used to have a good treble, but he never sang so high!


    Many people seemed to understand that he was singing in imitation of his mother''s tone and singing to himself.


    Chen Poisson sat up straight with a dignified expression. As soon as Li Tiezhu opened his voice, he knew he had lost and lost.


    Zhao Liya covered her mouth with her hands. She wanted to cry.


    Staring at the outline of your deep sleep


    Closing his eyes, Li Tiezhu seemed to return to the past.


    For some time, I often woke up in the middle of the night and found my mother sitting by the bed looking at him, as if hoping to see what he would look like when he grew up from that young face.


    Sometimes she would wipe her tears, but most of the time she was silent and calm.


    Li Tiezhu was the last to learn about his mother''s illness. At that time, his mother was skinny.


    Look at the sea and the sky


    Listen to the wind and rain


    Hold your hand and blow away the vast smoke


    In fact, she is just a very ordinary rural woman, so ordinary that Li Tiezhu can''t even remember her appearance.


    Once upon a time, did she expect miracles? Looking forward to being able to cure the disease, accompany the children to grow up, accompany the children to experience the wind and rain, and watch the children get married and start a business


    But before long, almost all her hair fell off.


    So ah, she could only lie on the hospital bed, forced to smile and repeatedly told the little boy who was only in the first grade of primary school:


    "You''re a man. You''ve grown up. Mom knows you''re brave! Right?"


    Big fish wings


    It''s too vast


    I loosen the rope of time


    She was banished from time, died, or temporarily left his life. Even if she couldn''t let go of eleven thousand, she had no choice.


    When that moment came, she didn''t have much sadness, only regret.


    She gently took the little boy''s hand and looked at him. She knew she would never see him again. This eye was farewell.


    Already very tired, the last strength of life has been evacuated.


    But she still didn''t want to close her eyes. At this moment, she was finally afraid. She was afraid to leave him alone in this world. I''m afraid he will forget himself, but I''m more afraid he can''t get out of this sadness.


    She didn''t want to be forgotten, but she wanted him to be happy.


    I''m afraid you''ll fly away


    I''m afraid you''ll leave me


    I''m afraid you''ll stay here forever


    She devoted all her efforts to the little boy, gave everything she had for him, and was proud.


    He was weak and sickly. She named him Tiezhu, but he was still often ill. Often she was wearing ragged cloth shoes and carrying a thin and small him, trekking dozens of miles of ice and snow to find a doctor for medicine and injection.


    He was dull when he was a child. He was often bullied by other children and couldn''t beat them. She went to fight those wild children. Finally, she often fought with the children''s mother, pulling her hair, spitting, scratching her face and biting her arm... She was a shrew.


    Later, she sold her dark and thick hair for 25 yuan and bought him two tins of bean milk powder. She heard on TV that children who drink more milk grow stronger, but she didn''t know that soy milk is not milk.


    Every tear


    All flowing to you


    The bottom of the sea flowing back into the sky


    Li Tiezhu never opened his eyes and sang quietly. The whole person entered a state of almost selflessness.


    After the first half of the song, his singing changed, his sadness faded, and a healing power came from the song, like a steady stream of waves.


    The silent waves drowned the night deeply


    Over the corner at the end of the sky


    ¡­¡­


    It seems that two souls communicate across life and death. The first half is the mother''s regret ten years ago, and the second half is the boy''s answer to his mother ten years later:


    Your little boy has grown up and everything is fine!


    For Li Tiezhu at the moment, he is not sad and grateful.


    She belongs to the sky and can''t be touched. But in the dead of night, whenever he fell asleep, his thoughts and admiration would still fly back to her arms, just like a baby.


    Watch you fly away


    See you leave me


    You were born into the sky


    Every tear


    All flowing to you


    Back to the original encounte

 Chapter 33

    After singing a song, the sound of the piano trickled down and the whole audience was silent.


    On the live screen, tearful faces flashed across, including female audience, male audience, lengba, Zheng Qian, host, cameraman, director, accompaniment teacher... And Zhao Liya, who sobbed with her face covered.


    Even, Chen Poisson''s eyes were red and he bit his lower lip as if he were restraining something.


    The camera caught his chin shaking.


    Pop pop


    Chen Poisson took the lead in clapping and stood up.


    Then came lengba, Yi Feng and Lin fan. The four judges stood up and applauded.


    Zhao Liya also stood up and led the other three players to applaud. Tears were still flowing on her face.


    The audience also stood up one after another. Even director Wang zegang wiped the corners of his eyes and joined the ranks of applause.


    The applause was not enthusiastic, very gentle.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t open his eyes and plucked the strings. Without being disturbed by applause, he hummed slowly:


    "Ah..."


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    The applause stopped instantly, and everyone held their breath. There was only one sound at the scene.


    Singing, straight up the sky!


    Chen Poisson finally couldn''t help it. His body trembled violently, and two lines of hot tears rolled down his face. He didn''t stretch out his hand to wipe it, nor did he avoid the cover. He just grabbed the edge of the table with both hands.


    In the audience, people who had not had time to stop their tears cried more than before.


    "Ah - ah... Ah... Ah..."


    At this moment, this ethereal and sad song without lyrics, soft and without a trace of power, easily penetrated thousands of hearts.


    If the whole song is a letter to heaven, tell her:


    When the big fish grows up, everything is safe. Don''t worry.


    Well, this last humming is the little boy''s crying after sending the letter:


    Sorry, I lied, I still miss you!


    The song disappeared.


    The guitar stopped.


    No applause, no screams, no cheers.


    There was no sound except the sound of people sobbing.


    Li Tiezhu opened his closed eyes slowly, lowered his head and said nothing.


    Dad and I are doing well.


    It''s really good.


    I don''t know. How are you now?


    Standing on the stage for a long time, Li Tiezhu did not move, no one urged, and everyone did not make a sound.


    The audience was still immersed in sadness and couldn''t extricate themselves.


    The judges were almost the same, with a deep shock.


    The host, who should have started the cue process, was hiding next to the band and wiping his tears. He knows he should play, but he doesn''t want to disturb Li Tiezhu now, even if Li Tiezhu often hates him.


    For almost a minute, the whole competition scene was silent.


    Then, Li Tiezhu bowed: "thank you!"


    He didn''t cry.


    However, the moment he turned around, the wind sand was still lost. He tried to blink his eyes, but he didn''t let his tears fall out after all.


    She doesn''t like him crying.


    When he cried, he was either ill again or bullied again.


    Li Tiezhu hasn''t cried for ten years.


    They don''t cry when they are beaten. They beat them back one by one. Their heads are covered with blood. They have to beat each other one by one before they are willing to fall down. None of them can be less.


    ¡­¡­


    In Kyoto, the conference room was silent, as quiet as the live picture.


    Guys, look at me and I''ll look at you. None of the eyes are not red, especially the director, who has long been in tears.


    Along the way, Kun, an animated film, is not easy.


    For a long time, the music director lit a cigarette, took a puff, and immediately put it out in the ashtray. He stood up, raised the phone and strode towards the door:


    "I''ll call the agent in Xiao town and the contract will not be signed. In addition, I flew to Shudu all night."


    No one objected.


    The director sobbed and said, "you must... You must take it!"


    The music director went out and said, "if I can''t take it, I won''t come back!"


    The meeting room was silent for a while, and suddenly there was a burst of fierce applause. I don''t know whether it was for big fish or Kun.


    ¡­¡­


    Dressing room 10.


    Teacher Tony couldn''t stop crying.


    Although Qin Tao also shed some tears, he was used to it. He soon returned to normal and began to comfort Tony and hand him paper towels.


    Tony, with tears on his face and a runny nose, grabbed Qin Tao and cried, "my mother has been gone for many years, woo woo..."


    Qin Tao: "


    Tony blew his nose, pointed to the TV and said, "if contestant Li doesn''t qualify, there is a black curtain on the program team!"


    Qin Tao said, "can''t you? Such a big program."


    Tony wiped his tears while humming: "that''s not necessarily, this circle..."


    ¡­¡­


    Like the audience on the scene, the vast majority of the audience in front of the screen also cried. Their applause could not reach the scene and could only express their feelings with a barrage.


    "My eyes are swollen when I cry from head to tail!"


    "Sounds of nature, divine sounds of nature."


    "The whole high pitch made my scalp numb!"


    "Mom, I miss you too..."


    "I''ve never heard such a moving song."


    "I endured it for four minutes and didn''t cry! The last sound broke my tears."


    "Ditto! I''m still smoking now."


    "Serious brother is too involved. You can feel it when you listen to the song. Hey..."


    "My wife came home and laughed at me. I can cry when I watch a live broadcast. Now, I play it back for her. She''s almost out of breath."


    "As soon as the divine melody comes out, the evil spirits will ward off changes!"


    "This song" big fish "is my new ringtone."


    "My God! Three people in the family cried, leaving a stone heart wearing diapers."


    "The voice of God, the spirit of space!"


    "I once hacked serious brother. Here''s a formal apology: I''m sorry!!!"


    "Serious brother... It''s not easy."


    Zhang Jianjun, sitting in front of the screen, trembled, threw away the paper towel to wipe his tears and shook his head. Let''s go back to my hometown for the Chinese new year this year. For many years, even if they often quarrel... At least they are still there. I''m luckier than my serious brother.


    Worthy of my idol!


    I just want to ask, who will compete with this song?


    At this moment, Zhang Jianjun, like those crazy screen swiping guys in the serious Gang group, is the most enthusiastic supporter of the serious brother.


    Every serious gang member feels that:


    With this song, serious brother tie will be promoted! And there will be no suspense.


    ¡­¡­


    At the scene, after the silence, it was natural to set off a round of warm applause.


    The host will guide you to the next round. Five contestants will take the stage together, accept the comments of the judges, and... Announce the score ranking.


    Chen Poisson was the first to speak. At this time, his eyes were still red and swollen. He picked up the microphone and pointed to Li Tiezhu: "Li Tiezhu, you won! I lost. You write much better than mine and sing better. You can say... A song of God!"


    There was an uproar. Unexpectedly, Chen Poisson, who has always been strict, gave such a high evaluation.


    God?!


    Chen Poisson said, "with this song, you will always have a place in the Chinese music world! There is no exaggeration!"


    original! Original song!


    How many people can sing and cry in the live broadcast?


    Since the wine pen apology, everyone knows the power of Li Tiezhu. However, people still underestimated Li Tiezhu''s strength, including Chen Poisson, until... The big fish.

 Chapter 34

    A song of Fengshen?


    After listening to Chen Poisson''s announcement, Zhao Liya recognized it. She knew that Chen didn''t exaggerate, but was just stating a fact.


    The rest of the players can only acquiesce. As opponents, they are actually singing and crying.


    The backstage players are all secretly glad that they are not divided into a group with the great devil Li Tiezhu. Maybe they will be scared to death. It''s terrible.


    For Chen Poisson''s outspoken words, the audience gave the warmest applause.


    Lengba nodded as she wiped her tears.


    Yi Feng and Lin Fan looked at each other, smiled bitterly, and then inadvertently glanced at an assistant behind director Wang zegang.


    The assistant shook his head slightly. It''s all about big people. It''s enough for us to do our job well.


    Now, the matter is no longer in his charge.


    Chen Poisson didn''t comment on other contestants at all. Even Zhao Liya didn''t mention a word. After that, he raised the voting card with three words written on it:


    Li Tiezhu.


    This vote is worth ten points, which is equivalent to the vote of 100000 ordinary viewers. It is invaluable.


    Then, Lin Fan and Yi Feng began to comment. They were relatively calm. After all, they were vigorous men and were not so easy to cry. They also praised Li Tiezhu severely, mainly praised and encouraged the other four players, and emphasized Zhao Liya''s comprehensive strength.


    That''s right.


    Although Li Tiezhu writes songs better than Zhao Liya and sings them with stronger appeal, Zhao Liya is the first in terms of singing skills.


    So Lin Fan and Yi Feng voted for Zhao Liya.


    Finally, it''s lengba''s turn.


    Some flustered grabbed the microphone, lengba red her eyes and stared at Li Tiezhu: "it made my makeup cry!"


    The whole audience laughed. Lengba was a really lovely girl.


    However, it seems that lengba is embarrassed every time she meets Li Tiezhu. The first time she helps Li Tiezhu take a popsicle, she is almost questioned to steal it. The second time she sits on the tip of the knife and sends the promotion medal to Li Tiezhu. This time, she makes Li Tiezhu cry and miserable.


    Shua!


    Lengba didn''t say much and directly raised the sign: Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Lengba said to Li Tiezhu, "Li Tiezhu, phase III, we all know that you are a child from a really poor family. We know that you work on the construction site in order to earn tuition, but we don''t know you... And such misfortune. However, it doesn''t matter. You are great, very, very good! I will always support you! From today on, I will be your little fan! Come on!"


    There was another round of applause from the audience.


    How much courage and sincerity does it take for a mentor to shout out "I''m your fan sister" during the live broadcast?


    Li Tiezhu bowed again.


    The host also thanked the judges again, and then said: "at present, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya have won two judges'' votes, with 20 points each. However, the final promotion quota will be voted by the ordinary audience. Now, the backstage voting has been closed. Let''s see their scores!"


    The scene was quiet again, and the tense atmosphere began to diffuse.


    Dong Dong Dong


    Three heavy heartbeat sound effects.


    Then, the big screen in the middle of the stage suddenly lights up, which are the heads and names of the five contestants in group A.


    The host points to the big screen:


    "Come on! Let''s announce the score of Zheng Qian, the first player to play."


    On the big screen, above Zheng Qian''s head, a white columnar pattern began to rise, and the numbers on the pattern were also changing rapidly.


    twelve


    twenty-six


    forty-two


    fifty-eight


    ¡­¡­


    Finally, the columnar pattern stopped rising and the branches stopped at 89.


    The host said, "let''s congratulate Zheng Qian. She scored 89 points, that is to say, 890000 people voted for her! Good results!"


    Zheng Qian shook her head gently. She knew she had lost.


    Generally, in other groups, although this score can''t win the top two, the third can still be fought for and has the opportunity to participate in the playoffs. But the strongest death team in history... Is dead!


    "Next is the score of Lin Xiao, the second player."


    Lin Xiao''s score began to change, and finally surpassed Zheng Qian and stayed at 131.


    Lin Xiao was not excited at all. This score is hanging. If it is another group, the proper group is the second.


    "The third is Zhao Liya."


    Zhao Liya was calm and even dared to look directly at her score changes with a smile.


    one hundred


    two hundred


    Finally, the score stopped at 284, plus the 20 points of the judges, a total of 304 points were obtained.


    The host exclaimed: "congratulations to Zhao Liya! Congratulations! She has become the first player in the history of good voice to score more than 300 points in each division! This is an unprecedented achievement, with a score of 304 points! In other words, more than 2.8 million viewers voted for her across the country! This is a new record!"


    In history, the highest score of the good voice division is 268, including 40 scores of the four judges.


    Zhao Liya looked very low-key and couldn''t help looking at Li Tiezhu.


    I can get 300 points. Is it this guy''s credit? So, how many points can he get?


    Zhao Liya''s IQ has always been high. She has been tested before, about 115.


    She quickly figured out the reason. Of course, her own popularity is one reason, but the real reason is Li Tiezhu. Because the agreement of big fish tiktok was set a week ago, and also because of the heat of live broadcast of the afternoon.


    The overlap of these two things makes the Shudu sub competition area pay special attention tonight. Only then can she win such a high score.


    The fourth, suifei''er, has no bottom at all. She doesn''t perform well and naturally has no self-confidence.


    Sure enough, the score came out: 61 points.


    The group is currently the lowest.


    "Next, let''s reveal the score of the last player, Li Tiezhu! He sang and cried all the people on the scene, including me, with an original song big fish. I don''t know how the score is. Let''s wait and see!"


    The host points to the big screen.


    On the portrait of Li Tiezhu, the white histogram began to rise slowly, and the values were constantly changing.


    twenty-three


    sixty-four


    one hundred and thirty-two


    one hundred and fifty-three


    one hundred and ninety-four


    two hundred and sixty


    three hundred and twelve


    The score has surpassed Zhao Liya, but the value is still changing wildly. The bar chart has reached the highest point and no longer continues to grow. On the contrary, the bar charts of the other four players are shrinking rapidly.


    The live audience, the audience in front of the live screen, especially the serious gang led by Zhang Jianjun, are sweating!


    Backstage, Qin Tao and teacher Tony hugged each other and wept.


    Win!


    And it''s far from the end!


    This is strength!


    Absolute strength!


    The host has been incoherent: "my God! What do I see? What do I see! 300 points! 400 points! 500 points! I can''t believe my eyes! Unprecedented and future! The final score is..."


    The numerical transformation starts to slow down, and then slowly freeze:


    seven hundred and thirty-four


    More than twice Zhao Liya''s!


    The host was so excited that he scratched his hair: "yes! Yes! Although Li Tiezhu is real dirt! Although Li Tiezhu often shames me, I want to beat him! Although Li Tiezhu... Sometimes his brain is hard to use!"


    In fact, he wanted to say that Li Tiezhu "kidnapped" teacher Tony this afternoon, but he held back.


    Despite Li Tiezhu''s glare, the host continued to howl: "however, I can''t help cheering for him! He not only created history, but also created a scoring record at the national finals level! With the tutor''s vote, the final score of Li Tiezhu''s player is..."


    Instead of announcing himself, he aimed the microphone at the audience.


    The audience shouted in unison, "754 points!"


    ¡­¡­


    PS: Thank you for your reward of 20200119081403788, thank you \ (^ o ^)/~

 Chapter 35

    Unprecedented rolling!


    Not only did Li Tiezhu''s score reach the level of the finals, but he also ranked second, more than twice that of Zhao Liya. The most terrible thing is that his score alone is 150 points more than the sum of the other four players.


    This is a miracle.


    As soon as Li Tiezhu''s score came out, the whole audience cheered and applauded.


    The host said: "Congratulations! In this group, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya join hands to advance to the top 10. Lin Xiao, who scored 131, can only come third and participate in the playoff later. Zheng Qian and suifeier are unfortunately eliminated."


    The host interviewed the eliminated Zheng Qian and suifei''er. They both cried. After all, they were too miserable. Obviously, they had good strength, but they were assigned to the death group.


    The competition system is so cruel that if someone wins, someone loses.


    ¡­¡­


    Donghai, in the villa.


    Xiao Zhen watched the live broadcast and couldn''t believe his eyes. Didn''t he say that this guy would be eliminated? Why did you get promoted? And advanced with a record score.


    There are countless people who sing well and are eliminated. After all, the program team should choose not only those who sing well, but also those who can be popular with traffic, so as to make money.


    Normally, Li Tiezhu''s image temperament has no reason for promotion!


    What''s more, he also tied up a makeup artist backstage. How can the program team praise him? Why did the audience vote so much for him?


    This is illogical.


    The most irritating thing is that Godfather has made enough arrangements to draw Li Tiezhu to the last stage of the death group and arrange 300000 tickets for Lin Xiao. That is to let Zhao Liya and Lin Xiao advance and beat Li Tiezhu. Even if he participates in the playoff, there are more arrangements waiting for him.


    Unexpectedly, he could get more than 750 tickets.


    "Madder!"


    Xiao Zhen gnashed his teeth in anger.


    Now, he ranks ninth on the penguin future star list. But Li Tiezhu has risen to fourth, which makes him even more jealous.


    Why is he?


    Agent Wu Yongqiang received a message, looked at it and looked at Xiao town with extremely complex eyes:


    "It''s bad news. The company recently learned that Penguin music is going to sign Li Tiezhu to support him. The 300000 tickets arranged for Lin Xiao actually failed to put in and were stopped by Penguin''s technical team."


    Even if Lin Xiao added 300000 votes, he could not threaten Li Tiezhu. He was even thousands of miles away from Zhao Liya.


    Xiao Zhen stared: "Penguin culture? No wonder..."


    There are three pillars in the domestic music market: Kyoto boulder culture, East China Sea Kyushu culture, and Guangdong flash star culture. The three companies almost monopolize the whole Chinese music world, and 95% of the well-known singers come from these three music giants.


    But there is one exception - Penguin culture.


    Penguin culture has a strong upward momentum in recent years with the huge number of paying users of penguin music.


    One of the organizers of super good voice is Penguin culture.


    There are few singers signed by Penguin culture, almost only the top newcomers, that is, as long as penguins sign, they will wait for the fire.


    Why do they like Li Tiezhu''s local dog?


    Wu Yongqiang said, "that''s it. Let''s focus on the game. As long as you are more popular than him, there will be opportunities for revenge in the future."


    Xiao town was unwilling, but it could only be like this: "I know."


    Godfather is good, but the resources he can give him are limited. It''s not worth spending too much on this matter.


    "Lingling..."


    Wu Yongqiang''s phone rang: "hello? Hello, Mr. Zhou! Hello! The theme song of Kun? What did you say...?"


    Xiao Zhen looked at Wu Yongqiang and found that the latter''s face turned white. He immediately thought:


    "What''s the matter?"


    Wu Yongqiang did not speak and silently turned his mobile phone into amplification mode.


    "Xiao Wu, that''s right. We just watched the competition in the western division of super good voice. Those two big fish are better than your Kunpeng. Especially Li Tiezhu''s one is extremely accomplished and fits our story very well. Therefore, we all decided to use his big fish As the theme song, now I''m on my way to the airport. I hope you and Xiao Zhen can understand our decision. After all, we just want to choose a better one... "


    better?


    Is that guy better than me?


    A woodlouse from head to toe?


    Xiao Zhen was so angry that his mouth trembled, his eyes were full of blood, and suddenly burst his hair: "go away! Madder! What bullshit cartoon, I don''t want it! Go away..."


    Doodle doodle


    Hung up over there.


    Wu Yongqiang shook his head slightly. Zhou is always a veteran in the film soundtrack circle. Xiao Zhen directly scolded. I''m afraid he won''t want to sing in a movie in the future.


    However, he can understand Xiao Zhen. Who let Li Tiezhu cut the beard?


    "Lao Wu, I''ll kill that guy!"


    Xiao Zhen keeps an eye on Wu Yongqiang.


    Wu Yongqiang sighed: "hey... That''s the only way! The circle is so large. There is no airtight wall. Many people know that you want to sing the theme song of Kun. If you don''t find the venue now, there will be no future... In the future."


    I decided to let that guy go, but it turned out to be an endless situation.


    Xiao Zhen said in a cold tone, "put that video out and I''ll ruin his reputation! There''s no future for him! Hey, hey... I think Penguin dares to sign him! Go to the construction site and move bricks all his life!"


    Wu Yongqiang nodded.


    No matter how big a person is, there is no place to die and no one is spared.


    ¡­¡­


    The eliminated Zheng Qian and suifei''er, as well as the undetermined Lin Xiao, came off the stage. The host is asking the feelings of the two promoted players in accordance with international practice.


    Zhao Liya is calm, but at a young age, she has an air of calm and light.


    Li Tiezhu is very real: "of course, I''m happy. How can I be unhappy to be promoted to the top ten? I can get a good place in the next game and get a bonus."


    It can not only make money, but also earn IQ. Fools are happy.


    [Ding! The host has completed the main task, advanced to the top ten in the sub competition area and obtained 20 IQ points]


    [release the main task: advance to the top ten of the finals, and you can get 50 IQ rewards after completing the task]


    Wow


    Li Tiezhu drooled in his heart while adding some to himself. It''s 50 o''clock! Big money!


    [Ding! The host should not add more than 10 points each time, and the next point can be added after ten days]


    And this operation?


    Current IQ: 98 points.


    10 points left.


    It''s okay. It''s the same next time.


    Li Tiezhu thought, 98 is too smart, isn''t it? I felt my brain volume suddenly expanded several times.


    The host smiled and asked, "so, Li Tiezhu, are you coming for the bonus?"


    This is a joke. Everyone knows that the bonus in the division is not high, and everyone is shameful. Even for money, it will be said to be for dreams.


    Li Tiezhu was different: "of course! Who will come without money?"


    Now Li Tiezhu is really not stupid. This time, what he said went beyond his head.


    After his IQ increased, he immediately knew his position - a rustic and stupid migrant worker + a genius who can write and sing, two distinctive labels with sharp contrast.


    However, this is very gratifying because it is very strong and quite grounded at the same time.


    Such a good "human design" naturally needs to be constantly strengthened.

 Chapter 36

    The host was surprised: "no... isn''t it for dreams? For the pursuit of music and so on."


    Li Tiezhu: "serious people who sing? My dream is to be a foreman."


    "Puff..."


    Zhao Liya couldn''t hold it anymore and laughed on the spot.


    Barrage:


    "Coming, coming!"


    "Serious people, who sings?"


    "Recreate the classic."


    "Dream? How much is it?"


    "Who can come without money, ha ha..."


    "Serious brother never let me down."


    The host complained: "will you go back to the construction site to work after participating in this competition? Strive to be a contractor in the future?"


    Li Tiezhu: "are you stupid? When I get the place in the finals, I''ll be popular and make a lot of money. Why do I have to work hard? I dream of being a contractor because the contractor makes more money and sings more. Of course I know how to choose. I''m not a fool."


    isn''t it?


    The host was shocked. Where did you get your confidence? I was speechless for a moment.


    Zhao Liya nearby choked with laughter.


    The jury also continued to laugh, and the audience applauded.


    Barrage:


    "I''m not a fool!"


    "Not a fool, so confident?"


    "Serious brother may have some misunderstandings about himself."


    "In fact, he is not stupid. Can a fool write such an awesome song?"


    "Serious brother is a fool, lovely fool."


    "No fool? How can I explain tiktok live by kidnapping makeup artist?"


    "Schrodinger''s IQ."


    Li Tiezhu patted the choking Zhao Liya on the back. Zhao Liya stopped laughing and turned red.


    The host stared. Are your actions too close? It''s live! Don''t care about the influence at all?


    The barrage is even more busy:


    "My God! What do I see?"


    "The two have such a good relationship?"


    "Let go of my goddess!"


    "Serious brother, life winner!"


    "Is there a tape on your hand?"


    "Something''s wrong with you!"


    "Zhao Liya is confused. What do you think of her blushing?"


    Li Tiezhu knew that his subconscious actions were inappropriate and might bring trouble to Zhao Liya, so he quickly met the host and turned off the topic.


    "Do you still ask? If you don''t ask, we''ll leave. Someone wants to invite me to hot pot."


    If you have a high IQ, it''s just different.


    The host smiled awkwardly: "ask, before Zhao Liya said you were friends, why did you take her as a staff member before?"


    Zhao Liya was afraid of Li Tiezhu''s disorderly words and said, "we didn''t know each other before. I asked him to come in as a courier in the last competition. He always thought I was a staff member. That''s it!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes, she deceived me. I met her at Hong fund yesterday. I invited her to eat nine yuan ice cream. She didn''t tell me the truth. Are you angry?"


    Barrage:


    "How irritating!"


    "Nine yuan ice cream? Is it so luxurious?"


    "Didn''t you find out? Li Tiezhu hasn''t completely figured out Zhao Liya''s identity now."


    "Serious brother doesn''t think Zhao Liya is an ordinary player?"


    "It''s obvious, isn''t it?"


    Host: "so, you only see two sides? You become friends?"


    Zhao Liya: "yes."


    But I said in my heart, it''s actually three sides.


    Host: "what are you doing in Hong fund? Did you meet by chance?"


    "Donate some old clothes."


    Said, Zhao Liya looked at Li Tiezhu and said in her heart that he wouldn''t tell the truth? It''s embarrassing.


    Applause broke out at the scene.


    The host also praised: "unexpectedly, Zhao Liya, you are not old, but you have begun to be enthusiastic about public welfare. This is a good example! Li Tiezhu, are you going to donate clothes, too?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, I''ll get the clothes. My family is poor. Hong fund has sent me a lot of clothes in the past two years, so I don''t have to buy them myself."


    The host was shocked again: "you, did you always wear old clothes donated by others?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded naturally: "yes, what I wear today is donated by kind-hearted people."


    The audience exclaimed, and then gave encouraging applause.


    Zhao Liya was frightened. Don''t say anything about the towel. She can''t afford to lose the man!


    "But as far as I know, you signed a copyright contract with Penguin music two days ago and got a lot of money! Why don''t you buy new clothes and ask for old clothes?"


    The host said, do you have money to rob the poor?


    Li Tiezhu: "old clothes are very good. I''m used to them. Besides, I donated the money I got."


    Host: "hmm? Did you donate money?"


    Zhao Liya also looked at Li Tiezhu in disbelief.


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I went to Hong fund to get clothes yesterday and donated some by the way."


    "How much did you donate?"


    "Don''t say the number? I donated some anyway."


    "Nothing, how much?"


    "Two hundred thousand."


    "So much? How much royalties do you get?"


    "More than 220000."


    "It''s only 220000 in total. Did you donate 200000?"


    "Ang! I wanted to donate 20000, but I accidentally pressed an extra zero."


    "This..."


    The host is unbelievable. Didn''t you say you''re not stupid?


    Applause broke out again at the scene, and the four judges and program team staff also applauded.


    Zhao Liya looked at Li Tiezhu strangely. Is it true? In fact, Zhao Liya has believed it. He didn''t say it yesterday. If he hadn''t been repeatedly questioned today, he wouldn''t have taken the initiative to talk about donating money.


    But she wondered why he donated money because he was so poor? Shouldn''t you live your life first?


    Moreover, I went to that place the day before yesterday and donated another 200000 yesterday.


    Something''s wrong.


    There was also praise on the barrage:


    "I didn''t expect that my serious brother didn''t wear new clothes."


    "Suddenly I have money. I went to donate money at the first time. It''s almost finished!"


    "What''s more rare is that he has money and can wear old clothes."


    "Cowhide!"


    "Powder Li Tiezhu is really right."


    "I pressed one more zero, but Li Tiezhu had no heartache at all. It''s really good."


    "Too few people are rich overnight."


    Zhao Liya suddenly asked, "can I ask you? Your family is very poor. Now it''s hard to make money. Why donate it?"


    The host nodded, which is the voice of many people.


    Li Tiezhu said: "My father taught me that he didn''t earn much, but he often donated three or five hundred, three or four times a year. Ten years ago, my mother was ill, my family owed hundreds of thousands of foreign debts, and I couldn''t borrow any more money... It was Hong fund that helped us, and gave us more than 100000. Although later, my mother still couldn''t cure it, we were very grateful to everyone. My father said that those who helped me , I''m afraid we can''t do it in our life, but we can do our part to help more people. "


    He said this as if it were a matter of course.


    Zhao Liya was silent.


    I didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to have such a story. It''s a little like her friend, and his mother left early. In fact, she started to donate money and goods from knowing that friend.


    The host sighed: "although Li Tiezhu often makes me doubt life, I forgive you. It''s amazing! This real Li Tiezhu deserves everyone''s vote! His character is better than his song! Let''s give the two children the warmest applause. They are all good! Congratulations again on their promotion!"


    Zhao Liya smiled and nodded. Anyway, she was very moved. Now she is willing to really invite Li Tiezhu to eat hot pot.

 Chapter 37

    The warm applause gradually calmed down.


    Zhao Liya looked at Li Tiezhu: "hot pot?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded, "go."


    Moderator: "


    The game is not over yet. Are you a little crazy. They walked off the stage one after another, still whispering about Maodu, duck intestines, Flammulina velutipes and so on.


    The game continues, but the promoted Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya can leave. There is nothing behind them.


    The classics performed by them have remained in the program history forever.


    It is no exaggeration to say that this group is the most wonderful round of competition in the history of good voice, two good songs with the same name and word, the same best strength and the most positive energy.


    The game in group B has begun, but the barrage is still discussing Li Tiezhu.


    "I bet on a pineapple flavored popsicle, the serious division champion."


    "Lengba: want to eat."


    "Devil!"


    "Why? Suddenly, there is a wonderful inspiration. Tiktok is waiting to see the jitter. I''ll go to the clip."


    "Postpartum brother said Li Tiezhu wanted to win the national championship."


    "In terms of strength, it''s really possible."


    "A song of Fengshen, Li Tiezhu is really a genius. He has a bright future in the future."


    "Did Li Tiezhu know about the incident?"


    "Shh! God knows it. You know it. I know it. He knows it."


    "I guess they eat mandarin duck hotpot."


    ¡­¡­


    Mandarin duck pot is impossible. It must be hot pot with spicy red soup.


    Five people entered the hot pot shop with masks, plunged into the box and waited for the dishes. The waiter withdrew and took off the masks.


    "Is it necessary to exaggerate?"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t have the consciousness of being a "Star" at all. He thinks Zhao Liya and her fat assistant sister Wen are making a mountain out of a molehill.


    "Yes! It''s necessary."


    Tiktok Toni lowered his head to play his mobile phone, revealing a strange expression of a dog. He brushed himself on the jitter. Someone called him Ma Guo Bao II, and he took the humiliation of his own king, betrayal the little master, Marilyn Monroe of the makeup world.


    In line with the principle of not fighting and not knowing each other, Li Tiezhu brought Mr. Tony with him. After all, he didn''t spend his own money. He invited him for a meal and just let him seal up, so as not to reveal the "secret".


    Zhao Liya laughed and said, "you don''t know yet? This program is broadcast live before the tiktok. This round."


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao looked at each other.


    Finally, under the narration of Zhao Liya and sister Wen, Li Tiezhu knew the truth, and the atmosphere was once quite embarrassing.


    Fortunately, the program group did not investigate, and the audience loved it.


    Li Tiezhu''s label of iron Han Han is solid. I don''t know whether it''s good or bad.


    Tony received a call, and then looked at Li Tiezhu inexplicably. His expression was very complex, with some strange feelings in his eyes.


    Li Tiezhu was afraid: "go away! Otherwise I''ll beat you."


    Tony said: "I gave sister Lin, the host of makeup, suddenly called me and said I didn''t have to make up for her..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "have you been fired? No, it''s just the last live broadcast. How much is it worth for you to be a makeup artist?"


    The other three people were also stunned. Although Tony lost his face, Li Tiezhu was the one who was teased and laughed at most, right?


    Can you get fired, too?


    Tony said: "sister Lin said to me that happy flower rolls wanted to sign me as an artist, and he encouraged me to go. Happy flower rolls said that they watched the live broadcast in the afternoon and said that my image was interesting. They wanted me to play the tied up part as a substitute next week in huantuo comedian... It is said that the salary was very high. Do you want me to thank Li Tiezhu?"


    Everyone was stunned.


    Tony even gave Li Tiezhu three glasses of old Wang Ji. The delicate boys never drink.


    Li Tiezhu is amazing. Is there such an operation?


    Music Achievement: 15 points.


    Variety achievement: 35 points.


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    Unexpectedly, the music achievement has only increased 8 points in a competition, and the achievement of tiktok has been up to 31 points because of the afternoon''s live streaming.


    What are the standards of NIMA?


    Qin Tao, who had enough to eat and drink and played with his mobile phone, suddenly became excited:


    "Sleeping trough! Isn''t it sir? I''ve seen so much. This video is too slick. How many men can hold it? Hey! Iron pillar, many people @ you."


    ¡­¡­


    Lengba returned to the hotel very late. The live program is tired and takes too much energy.


    After taking a shower, lengba hugged a dozen packs of snacks and lay on the sofa playing with her mobile phone. This is the immortal''s day. Just wrap a bath towel and roll as you want, unrestrained.


    Stroll around Weibo, water forum, roll the king, brush funny sound


    If you don''t play again, you''ll go back to Sansheng Taohua crew in two days, and you''ll be forced by sister Mi to look like a donkey in the production team.


    Eh?


    Tiktok again?


    ha-ha! Worthy of being me, I''m so popular. Casually sending a video of eating popsicles is also popular.


    "Er..."


    Before the competition, lengba sent out the cross dressing video of eating popsicles. The praise was naturally high, 2 million.


    But why does the comment section @ her to watch another video?


    good heavens!


    Click in to have a look, like 5 million, and the release time is no more than two hours. The content of this short video is... Endless.


    This is a video of mixed cutting ghost animals:


    During the first round of audition, Li Tiezhu handed the popsicle to lengba: "please take it for me."


    Close up, lengba''s Adam''s apple rolls with a coo. (details that no one thought were paying attention to were cut out)


    Then, in today''s Leng Bafa''s video, several shots of eating popsicles were mixed and cut. They ate like thieves, various postures and special effects. Collapse, blind Karaka, collapse, blind Karaka


    It is easy to arouse people''s reverie of blood gushing.


    Then, Li Tiezhu took back the ice stick from lengba''s hand and looked suspicious. Lengba blushed.


    As soon as the picture turned, lengba winked after cross dressing: "from today on, I will be your fan sister."


    above.


    Lengba''s beautiful little face turns red when she brushes it.


    In fact, the trick of eating popsicles secretly can be tolerated, but it''s not as simple as licking popsicles. The hint is too strong!


    Disgusting! Still @ Li Tiezhu?


    This is


    Comments of Li Tiezhu:


    "If you don''t believe in rumors or spread rumors, she doesn''t eat my one."


    600000 likes and 100000 comments.


    Yes, after Qin Tao shared this video, Li Tiezhu still logged in to the account with Qin Tao''s mobile phone because he was @ too many times. He went up to clarify it deliberately. After all, lengba helped her a lot.


    After clarification, Qin Tao, sister Wen and Tony looked at Li Tiezhu strangely, and their expressions gradually began to turn abnormal.


    This has nothing to do with IQ. Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya are naive and unaware.


    That''s right. Lengba bought the one herself.


    "Ah... You silly fork! I knew I wouldn''t let you advance last time. I''m so angry! I''ll tear you up!"


    Lengba pulled her hair on the sofa, beat her chest and feet, and the bath towel fell to the ground.


    ¡­¡­


    PS£º


    Thank Qianhe for coming to the South and flying like flowers!

 Chapter 38

    At 10:30, Li Tiezhu rode back to the construction site in a battery car. By the way, he specially scalded a hairy belly, two beef and a plate of wide flour for the old man. He packed it and took it back. Anyway, Zhao Liya spent money.


    Doodle doodle


    The telephone rang.


    Li Tiezhu parked his car on the side of the road. It was teacher lengba who called. He left each other a phone call in the last game. What''s she looking for me in the middle of the night?


    "Hello, Mr. lengba, Hello, you..."


    "Li Tiezhu! Come here right now! Room 23, 18th floor, Hongsheng Hotel, you are limited to ten minutes!"


    "But I..."


    Doodle doodle


    What happened to her? Tiktok just wanted to explain to her just now that she was grateful to me.


    Ha!


    I''m not a fool now. Her tone is similar to that of me.


    Go?


    No?


    It was very close to the construction site. Li Tiezhu sent the packed hot pot directly to Aunt Liu''s room. Sure enough, the old man was talking about work again, working hard, old and strong.


    Then, Li Tiezhu drove to the address given by teacher lengba.


    We should know how to respect teachers!


    Twenty minutes later, Li Tiezhu knocked on the door of room 23, feeling a foreboding.


    The door opened.


    "Mr. lengba..."


    "Die in."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu turned back and closed the door. Entering the magnificent room, he saw teacher lengba wrapped in a white bath towel, sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, potato chips in his hand, an expensive snack.


    She looked cold and stared at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was flustered and stood there at a loss. He wanted to make amends, but he didn''t dare to laugh.


    Half a minute later, lengba said coldly until Li Tiezhu''s back began to sweat:


    "Do you know why I called you?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and dared not speak, let alone look directly at teacher lengba. She... Is so beautiful. It''s not just the face, it''s better to see where you can''t see.


    Lengba finally smashed a packet of potato chips:


    "What are you talking about? If people @ you, you go to join the fun? You deliberately disgust me, don''t you? I''m sorry for you?"


    Li Tiezhu caught the chips and did not spit them. He said, "tiktok? I''m watching them say something. I''ll explain it for you."


    "You..."


    Lengba was speechless, and her chest heaved violently.


    Li Tiezhu was so frightened that he quickly lowered his head. It''s really impossible to judge the appearance of people. The sea water can''t be measured. Mr. lengba usually looks so thin


    Lengba has a headache. This fool really doesn''t understand.


    Forget it. It''s not because of this. You can scare him.


    Lengba lifted up the sliding bath towel and said, "in short, you have deeply hurt me and caused irreparable spiritual trauma. You should be responsible."


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly, "I''m sorry."


    But I was thinking, where am I wrong? Is it my fault to speak for you?


    Sometimes, simplicity is more terrible than stupidity.


    Lengba snorted and stretched out her hand: "hmm?"


    Li Tiezhu hurried forward two steps and offered expensive snacks with both hands. He was very humble.


    Lengba took a potato chip and put it in her mouth and said, "you''re not smart. I don''t blame you for this, but you can''t say nothing. What''s the use of just saying sorry?"


    Li Tiezhu was so obediently holding potato chips: "you said, as long as I can do it."


    Lengba gently hooked the corner of her mouth.


    The heart said, little sample, sister, I will eat you today!


    "I''m also a soft hearted person. If you change someone else, you''ll never die."


    "Thank you! Your beautiful heart is more beautiful."


    "You write one for me. It''s cheap for you."


    "Write a song?"


    "Yes. I recently participated in a TV play" three lives three ", which made me record the ending song. However, that song is not very good..."


    "So let me write one for you?"


    "Cough... You know, I''ve always been rich in resources. Although I''m not a singer, there are more people around who can write songs. I chose you because... I''ll give you a chance, okay?"


    Lengba straightened her chest again, and the bath towel gradually struggled.


    In fact, she begged people all over for this song. How can there be so many good songs? Besides, good songs are... Expensive.


    Just now sister Mi called lengba and instigated her to find Li Tiezhu to write. That guy is so mean to ask you for money? Lengba was so angry with Li Tiezhu that she called Li Tiezhu and forgot to change her clothes.


    "Thank you, teacher! But..."


    Li Tiezhu is a little tangled. Although lengba''s reason is not sufficient, it should not be rejected. After all, lengba is Li Tiezhu''s mentor.


    But writing songs for her costs IQ. I have to compete next.


    Lengba asked, "you smile so good. Is it written for the female staff who helped you get into the TV station?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Yes."


    Lengba sneered: "hum! Today, Zhao Liya said she helped you get in, didn''t she?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Lengba ate three potato chips in one gulp, and her eyes gradually turned red: "I knew! Hum! Heartless guy... I''m lucky I was maliciously teased in order to help you. Unexpectedly, you don''t have me at all..."


    Li Tiezhu: "???"


    Lengba glanced at Li Tiezhu without trace. Isn''t my play good?


    Why hasn''t he responded yet?


    It has been more than 20 seconds since she blinked. Her wish has been fulfilled. Lengba''s eyes are full of tears. She looks sadly at Li Tiezhu and shows an inexplicably desolate smile:


    "Hey... I paid by mistake after all..."


    Li Tiezhu was already sweating: "no, no, no! Teacher, don''t say that. When I reach the top ten of the finals, I''ll write for you. How much capital will you write?"


    After you get 50 IQ points, you won''t have meat pain.


    Leng BAXIN said it''s almost the same. Moreover, when it''s written, he has to record songs. He''s so tired. He''s still paralyzed at home, eating snacks and playing with his mobile phone. It''s comfortable. He''ll be late later.


    However, acting pays attention to echo before and after, so it is professional.


    "Oh!" lengba smiled miserably, threw away the potato chip bag and shook her head, "it''s different! Tut tut... Don''t explain, I understand that you are friends. I''m a little tutor in the division and don''t deserve to be your friend."


    "Not so..."


    Li Tiezhu''s scalp is about to explode. Is this woman crazy?


    "Then why write to her instead of me?"


    As soon as she patted the table, lengba suddenly leaned over and got up. Her body trembled violently with her emotions, and her whole body... Was full of drama.


    Then


    The knot of the bath towel was broken.


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    "No..."


    Li Tiezhu is agile in the end, which is faster than the brain response of 98 IQ.


    Sooner or later, he grabbed the knot untied 0.01 seconds ago and pressed it back in front of the teacher. The secret didn''t leak... Right?


    The teacher was so angry that he really blew up!


    Lengba was so confused that she felt that she was under great pressure. Yes, it hurt a little.


    Li Tiezhu turned his back to her and his voice trembled: "don''t scare me! I... can I write for you? I''ll write for you when I go back in the evening and you''ll take it away tomorrow morning, okay?"


    Lengba''s heart fluttered: "that..."


    Li Tiezhu ran away in a panic: "I''m going back to bed. No matter how late... The construction site will be closed."


    "Poof..."


    Lengba smiled. After all, she is a goblin in the entertainment circle for many years.


    Hum!


    As long as I''m not embarrassed, it''s you.


    Scared?


    When she sat back on the sofa, lengba found that her lower legs and stomach were shaking, and she was afraid. Fortunately, this guy is stupid. For others


    PS: Thank you for flying like a flower!

 Chapter 39

    It was very late to return to the Tin House on the construction site. The old man of Li Tiezhu didn''t come back, probably because he talked too deeply.


    Li Tiezhu took a cold bath, spread out a piece of white paper and began to write songs.


    This is the first time he has written a song. He can''t write a staff after all. In the past, he just had to sing in his head a few times. Anyway, he sang by himself. Not this time. He wrote it for others, so he can only write it down.


    5 IQ is 5 IQ.


    I didn''t expect that Mr. lengba, a dignified and pure teacher, could be so cruel to threaten people. Fortunately, I''m fast, otherwise... I can''t wash myself when I jump into the Yellow River.


    Li Tiezhu closed his mind, opened the browser with the function machine, searched the report on the new play Sansheng III, found that it was adapted from a novel, and checked the plot.


    With a general score, Li Tiezhu entered the system mall. The songs in the mall can only see the song name and price, but can''t see the lyrics and tunes, but there are a few lines of profiles to see.


    This song?


    What a strange song title, but the introduction seems quite suitable for that TV play.


    That''s it.


    bought


    This song sounds good and fits the plot. But, how to say... Soft


    Eh?


    Strange ideas came out!


    "Forget it! Take another cold shower."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt so poor that he was threatened. He wasted 5 IQ points and suffered from the holy light. His eyesight was too good. Sure enough... It was not an advantage.


    The next day, early in the morning.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly woke up from bed and had nightmares. He had a series of nightmares. Teacher lengba was even more frightening in his dream. How can this happen? I''m still a child!


    Dressed in the golden morning glow, Li Tiezhu sat cross legged


    Holy as Buddha!


    On the small table, several pieces of white paper filled with simplified music were pressed by the old music box. This is the result of Li Tiezhu''s staying up late.


    He picked up the music box and twisted it. Li Tiezhu bared his teeth. This thing broke down a few years ago and there is no place to repair it. However, you can''t throw away those young small characters engraved on the bottom of the music box:


    Brother Zhu, be brave - ya ya.


    ¡­¡­


    "Ya Ya, tell your mother the truth. Who incited you to become a singer? Your mother doesn''t blame you."


    Liu Wan Yun sat by the bed with hot milk and said softly.


    The golden sun seemed to coat Zhao Liya''s delicate body with a layer of Phnom Penh, shining, even though... She was now unkempt and wrapped in the quilt, revealing only half of her head.


    "Well... £¤ @* &#..."


    Zhao Liya muttered that it was a crime to wake people up before 11 o''clock. Her mother was a recidivist. There were countless crimes


    Sleeping in is Zhao Liya''s biggest hobby in her life.


    Deng!


    The milk cup is on the bedside table.


    As usual, Liu Wanyun lost her patience after three seconds: "is that Li Tiezhu?"


    "Ah? You know?"


    Zhao Liya rubbed her eyes. After identifying the enemy and ourselves, she smiled and fell down in Liu Wanyun''s arms, humming.


    "Oh, I just want to try..."


    "No! OK!"


    Dong!


    Without accident, Zhao Liya was overturned by Juli again and fell at the head of the bed, instantly discarding all the low-level fantasies of selling cute and coquettish.


    "Does it hurt? Ya ya!"


    At the door of the bedroom, half his head poked out. A handsome middle-aged man was holding a small cage bag in his hand.


    When his daughter is old, he should avoid suspicion. After his daughter is six years old, he loses the right to enter his daughter''s bedroom freely unless summoned by the queen or princess.


    Liu Wanyun gouged out Zhao Liya and said, "come in. Your daughter is going to the entertainment industry."


    Zhao Muye smiled gently: "isn''t it still the music circle? Everyone is engaged in music, in fact..."


    Her Majesty''s eyes are like a knife, cut and make a decision?


    Zhao Muye immediately straightened out his look: "although they are all engaged in music, the atmosphere and atmosphere are completely different! Those singers are just miasma. Ya Ya, you''d better practice the piano..."


    Give up your fantasy and get ready to fight!


    Zhao Liya wriggled down from the bed in Pikachu''s pajamas, drank a mouthful of hot milk and waved. Her father offered a small cage bag. It was still the taste of Lao Xu''s family.


    For more than ten years, a home without change! Even breakfast is the same. It''s boring.


    Zhao Liya chuckled: "I didn''t watch the program. Is it hearsay news? Go and have a look. Listen to my song and his song."


    Liu Wanyun stood up angrily, was stopped by Zhao Muye, calmed down a little and said: "I''ve heard that Li Tiezhu is a genius. Mom recognizes his talent and doesn''t object to you making friends with talented people. He''s right. He''s very good. He came from a poor child. It''s good to take this road. He''s rare to be enthusiastic about public welfare. He''s a good child. But you''re different. You can have higher goals and pursuits..."


    "I don''t like high-end Western food. I like to eat vegetables from roadside stalls."


    "Ah?"


    "Noble or vulgar, sunny spring and white snow or xialiba people... Each has his own love. In that sentence, listen to the big fish, which is my pride and my best work so far."


    Zhao Liya walked out of the room barefoot and deliberately kicked the little yellow duck slippers by the bed. I''ve already seen you unhappy. Hum! When I was three?


    Liu Wan was so angry that she nearly exploded in situ. The slippers I picked myself are so hot and cute!


    Zhao Muye slipped away against the wall. I said Ya Ya didn''t like little yellow ducks, did I?


    Adolescent war menopause, fire is very fierce, very fierce! Hide. Don''t be affected by the fish in the pond. The last amazing case of hiding private money hasn''t been closed yet.


    Zhao Liya rode on her Suke and went out of the villa door, with half a small cage bag in her mouth and a Pikachu Pajama on her body.


    When she came to the river, Zhao Liya squatted to pick up pebbles.


    "Did I do wrong?"


    "Silly column, will you support me? Now the whole world is against me! Oh, someone who supports me is also a fool."


    "More stupid than you."


    "But the song I wrote is really beautiful. I tell you quietly that I have cycled my own single big fish all night. Hee hee..."


    "But that fool writes better than me."


    "He sang it to his mother..."


    "He''s a bit like your experience, but... I suddenly envy him."


    "However, he is not as good as you. He, Shh! How old he is when he goes to that place, tut tut..."


    She picked up another one, looked at it and threw it back into the river. Zhao Liya pouted:


    As like as two peas as like as two peas in the world, there is no stone of the same kind. Although my mother left it here, I could not find it for ten years, and I might be washed away by the water... Sorry.


    "I can''t find it anymore."


    In the villa.


    Liu Wanyun searches big fish on her mobile phone:


    "How old is she? I taught her Kung Fu? What decent things can she write? She has been good at music except the piano since she was young? Ask your father and mother, would you like ya ya to go to that dirty entertainment circle?"


    Seeing the popularity of Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya''s big fish, nearly ten million people ordered it overnight, I couldn''t help sneering. It''s really a fickle circle!


    Zhao Liya''s "big fish" slipped directly, ignoring it.


    Click on Li Tiezhu''s big fish.


    Liu Wanyun raised the voice of his mobile phone: "I''d like to see what the guy Chen Poisson is talking about, a teenager..."


    The silent waves drowned the night deeply


    Over the corner at the end of the sky


    The big fish swam through the gap of the dream


    "Well..."


    Liu Wanyun was crazy, her eyes were red, her mouth was covered, and she trembled like autumn grass in the wind.

 Chapter 40

    "Ah... Ah - ah ~ ~ ~ ah..."


    At the end of the song, Liu Wanyun sighed with emotion. How could there be such a touching song? Although I don''t know who he sings to or what the lyrics mean, I just want to cry.


    Liu Wanyun wiped the corners of her eyes with a paper towel and saw the word MV next to the song list. She knew it was the live video of the game last night.


    Originally, as a senior professor in the Department of music and a national first-class music actor, she disdained the so-called competition of folk chest broken stones, but this song is different and she hasn''t fully understood it.


    So she turned on the MV again.


    Zhao Muye stopped: "didn''t you listen to the song written by your daughter?"


    Liu Wanyun: "want to find your daughter? Go!"


    Zhao Muye: "I didn''t say..."


    Liu Wanyun: "you must be squatting by the river to pick up pebbles. In fact, you don''t have to go. The snack goods will go home when you are hungry at noon. Don''t you cook?"


    Zhao Muye''s body turned to half and forcibly turned back. Does this mean not to let people go? You have to watch the video with the queen before cooking!


    "This song..."


    "This song is dedicated to my mother. She has been away for ten years, and I finally understand her eyes that are gradually dim but still reluctant to close. I want to say to her..."


    "I want to say to her... Big fish, really grown up."


    In the video, Li Tiezhu, with dark skin and three-dimensional facial features, slowly closed his eyes, and his young face was shining in the spotlight.


    Liu Wanyun''s nose suddenly sour:


    "I said, I said! No wonder I listened to this song so hard. It was sung to his mother... Poor child, it''s not easy to be a mother! Is it easy for me? I wish I had such a sensible child..."


    Zhao Muye consciously handed over two paper towels.


    With the ups and downs of the song, Liu Wanyun cried after all, just like most people who have heard this song.


    Zhao Muye couldn''t bear it: "don''t cry, it''s just a song..."


    "You have no humanity!" Liu Wanyun reddened her eyes. "People are so miserable. You still talk sarcastically. Besides, how well this song is written? Can you write it? How well you sing? Singing and singing... It''s common, but people''s feelings are sincere and full, their voice is clear and gentle, and only those who have personally experienced it will be so involved..."


    Zhao Muye: "


    Liu Wanyun: "why don''t you talk? Oh! You''re not even interested in discussing music with me? It''s light! It''s light!"


    God is so light!


    Zhao Muye remembered bestie short video that he saw a few days ago. A baby of Europe was buried in tears as she cried tiktok. He trembled and said:


    "Well written! Well sung!"


    "It''s not easy for this child. He''s still working on the construction site during the summer vacation. The bullet screen said that he donated the 200000 copyright fee he just got and wore the old clothes donated by Hong foundation. It''s really... It''s very distressing. How nice of such a sincere and simple child! It''s not like my dead girl!"


    Zhao Muye smiled and howled:


    Menopause, you are happy, but my little princess is by no means a dead girl.


    Shit, Li Tiezhu! Pooh!


    At this moment, another Li Tiezhu black powder was born.


    Then Liu Wanyun used mobile phone to watch Li Tiezhu''s tiktok videos and the hot video of shaking.


    The audition song "people like me" is so exciting!


    I''m such an excellent female musician. I should have lived a brilliant life. As a result, I met such a stone that doesn''t understand the customs. I really sympathize with each other.


    Liu Wanyun glared at Zhao Muye.


    Make complaints about bullet screen comments.


    Liu Wanyun was angry:


    "What''s wrong with these people? Why laugh at my iron pillar? He just works as a migrant worker on the construction site? He accidentally tied up the makeup artist? Why bully him?"


    "This is a joke. Besides, he tied people up..."


    "Shut up!"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "You laugh so well" has a cheerful rhythm and sunshine. What a young song!


    "Tiktok?" Li Tiezhu! Ah, the first name of the world. It''s ruined. How can you match such a good song? She''s not worthy! But my iron pillar is really a genius in the genius, writing songs on the spot, ten minutes... And writing a divine comedy with a fire. I just said that the students in the class were always hum this song, originally written by iron column.


    "Do you... Want to calm down? That''s the song."


    "Get out. Cook for your daughter."


    "Yes."


    This is the difference between black powder and iron powder.


    Finally, Liu Wanyun opened Zhao Liya''s big fish with a cheap hand.


    Half the song was cut off before I heard it.


    When the aroma of braised meat floated out, Zhao Liya came back, barefoot and eating hasdagen ice cream worth nine yuan in her mouth.


    Liu Wanyun ignored Zhao Liya. She was watching the replay of Li Tiezhu''s popular history in front of the TV.


    In just two hours, with her musical attainments as high as two or three floors and praising Dafa, she has successfully entered Li Tiezhu''s fan group and become a member of a glorious serious gang.


    Of course, it''s a secret.


    Zhao Liya, who was in a low mood, was overjoyed when she found her mother playing back super good voice on TV in the living room.


    She!


    Finally recognized my talent and efforts!


    Mom seems to have cried. Her eyes are swollen like table tennis. It''s better to keep a low profile.


    So he went to the kitchen quietly to eat braised meat.


    At dinner, Liu Wanyun was watching the game broadcast last night. When she saw her daughter on the stage saying she wanted to sing big fish, she vomited out half of the streaky meat. She hurried forward with the remote control.


    Even, she didn''t forget to despise Zhao Liya: "shame, but also want to compare with my iron pillar..."


    Zhao Liya black question mark: "??"


    Zhao Muye deeply sympathized and silently sandwiched a half fat and half thin streaky meat for his daughter to comfort her.


    When Li Tiezhu finished singing and was promoted with high votes, Liu Wanyun turned off the playback to watch the news and sighed for Li Tiezhu''s miserable childhood from time to time.


    One meal, father and daughter trembled.


    Suddenly, a news appeared on the TV station:


    Li Tiezhu, a contestant of a talent show, was photographed going in and out of an improper place. Please watch the video below


    Black powder Zhao Muye was immediately overjoyed: "tut tut! You really know people, face and heart! Yaya will have less contact with him in the future."


    Iron powder Liu Wanyun shouted angrily: "the news is so hateful now! Li Tiezhu... Well, it''s my iron pillar in the video, but he was dragged in, didn''t you see? Unscrupulous media! Moreover, this video may be p''s!"


    Zhao Liya, who was also worried about Li Tiezhu, could only smile bitterly: Mom, it''s really not p''s. I saw it with my own eyes!


    Liu Wanyun pushed her job and went upstairs with her mobile phone. Didi, the mobile phone kept ringing. Obviously, the group inside the group exploded. This is the charge.


    Get ready to fight!


    Although she has only joined the organization for two hours, Liu Wanyun''s ideological consciousness is very high.


    Zhao Liya stopped eating and went back to her room to inform Li Tiezhu.


    Zhao Muye thought the braised meat was more fragrant, and even opened a bottle of wine. Tut tut... God opened his eyes!

 Chapter 41

    Xiao Zhen and his agent came to the competition site several hours in advance. Adapt to the venue in advance and say hello to the program team leaders and judges.


    This is the role of relationships and resources. Other players naturally don''t have this treatment.


    Then, Xiao town left the TV station, ready to eat French Western food and make a spa, and wait until four o''clock to "enter" with the players.


    Tiktok''s video and TV''s noon news has been broadcast. Now the Internet has spread, and the voice, the collar, the forum, the hot search are all hot. What time will our people go out? "Li Tiezhu''s video.


    At Rolls Royce, Wu Yongqiang reported to Xiao town.


    Xiao Zhen asked his assistant to pat him on the cheek with moisturizing water: "don''t worry, let the bullet fly for a while."


    Wu Yongqiang frowned: "although we have found out that there is no team operation behind that guy, his fans have strong fighting power. In case they reverse the wind..."


    "What they want is to make a big noise!"


    "What do you mean?"


    "Hey! When the time comes, put out the video that Zhao Liya found him going to that place and the video that they hugged the next day."


    "That''s not good! Zhao Liya has a deep background. Bullying her is to offend the boss of the national team!"


    "Why do you think so?"


    "What do you think?"


    "If both of them have bad news, the program team needs to abandon the car to protect the handsome. Who to protect? The people behind Zhao Liya will be more cruel than us. They will definitely kill the local dog first to wash Zhao Liya."


    "Hiss --"


    ¡­¡­


    In the penguin culture director''s office, Zhang Xiaomeng was bloodied by the director.


    "Are you a pig brain? How do you bring people? How long have you been in this business? Ten years? How can such low-level mistakes occur! The company attaches great importance to Li Tiezhu, don''t you know? Now there is such a scandal, what do you say to do?"


    The director was so angry that he fell the thermos cup and the medlar spilled on the ground.


    Zhang Xiaomeng lowered her head and dared not refute.


    Li Tiezhu is really not his pot. After all, before, Li Tiezhu only signed a copyright contract, but didn''t sign an artist contract at all. Zhang Xiaomeng hasn''t started taking him.


    After the game last night, the director decided to sign Li Tiezhu. Zhang Xiaomeng was promoted in the morning and asked him to take Li Tiezhu in the future.


    Who ever thought that something had happened before it was signed.


    Zhang Xiaomeng is also wronged. Most people know that they can''t go to that place when they are famous. What does Li Tiezhu think? And was photographed.


    "Sorry."


    "Excuse me, is it useful? You''re so... Get out."


    The director is already full of tricks. Li Tiezhu is the most important puzzle for the penguin Music Star program.


    Wait a while and see the wind.


    ¡­¡­


    Lengba, dressed in casual clothes, wearing a cap and mask, strolled alone in front of a construction site.


    Go in or not?


    In the morning, Li Tiezhu texted lengba about writing good songs and left his address.


    Lengba woke up naturally at noon and saw that she was going to ask her assistant to pick it up. After all, it was very embarrassing last night, and then she saw the big news of Li Tiezhu.


    This matter has been spread all over the Internet. Li Tiezhu''s reputation has changed dramatically from the unanimous praise last night. Now it''s all bad language. Even the most serious gangs are said to have split up and quarreled fiercely.


    Lengba thought for a long time and found that she couldn''t get through to Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone. She decided to take a look at Li Tiezhu. Must he be particularly collapsed now?


    However, at the gate of the construction site, lengba hesitated again. Why should I comfort him? I don''t know him well!


    Or maybe that guy knew about seeing him last night?


    He is very vindictive and can do it.


    The child is ruined. He may have been implicated by himself. Please comfort him.


    Besides, the guy looks dull. I didn''t expect to go to that place? He is not a seventeen year old boy, but a man with combat experience.


    I''m afraid when I think about it. Do you want to thank him for his "no killing" last night?


    "Just thank him... For writing me a song."


    Lengba found that the sun was very big and her neck was hot. It was good to find a place to cool down, so she walked to the guard room.


    "Hello, sir."


    Li Fugui was peeling garlic. He raised his head and looked blankly:


    "What''s up?"


    "I''m here to find someone. Can you let me in?"


    "Register first and bring your ID card."


    "Well... Can we not register?"


    Lengba looked at the wrinkled hand stretched out by the uncle and immediately felt guilty. Did she still register her ID card? Let the media know that I''m coming to see Li Tiezhu at this time, and I''m not frying yet?


    "What''s the matter? You girl, don''t think you can make a special one if you''re beautiful. You can''t go in unless you register!"


    Li Fugui is dignified. Although the other party doesn''t seem to be stealing steel bars, it''s not sure, right? Everything should be done according to the rules. Li Fugui does things according to principles.


    "Well, can you call him out for me? Please."


    "I peel garlic and can''t win (no time)."


    "Sir, I''ll peel it for you."


    Lengba handed over a large red bill without smoke and anger, and then leaned over the window to help peel garlic.


    Seeing that the other party really didn''t come to steal steel bars, Li Fugui put the hundred yuan bill into his pocket in line with the noble character of being willing to help others, and kindly said, "which one are you looking for?"


    Lengba pinched garlic: "I''m looking for Li Tiezhu. He works at this construction site. Do you know him?"


    Li Fugui took out the big bills that were not hot yet and returned them to lengba.


    Lengba silly eye, is Li Tiezhu so popular now? No money to help? It all came to the construction site?


    "What money do you give? It''s hard." Li Fugui jumped out of the guard room and waved to the beautiful girl, "come on! I''ll take you to him."


    Hey?


    What''s the situation, sir?


    Lengba followed Uncle into the construction site. Uncle kept looking at lengba step by step and nodding. Lengba became more confused. Uncle took lengba around seven times and finally found Li Tiezhu carrying cement in front of a new building.


    Lengba almost petrified. When are you in the mood to carry cement?


    "Pillar, someone is looking for you."


    Li Fugui called his son with joy and nodded with satisfaction.


    Li Tiezhu was not surprised to see lengba. He asked her to come and get the music score: "come? Go and sit in the house."


    Li Fugui patted Tiezhu on the head, walked away with a smile, took a few steps and looked back. It''s nice that his son and the beautiful girl talked and laughed.


    Li Fugui sighed with emotion. Old man Huang, what kind of place do you think my son needs to go? Tut Tut, my son has a good eye! Although the female child covered her face, she knew that she was good-looking and had a good figure only by looking at her eyes.


    girl friend? No!


    In order to get in, I stuffed a hundred outside the door without blinking. I must have earned a lot! Anyway, when my son grows up, he knows to take beautiful girls home to play. It''s fun to think about it.


    Li Fugui returned to the guard room to continue peeling garlic and lit a cigarette to comfort the spirit of his dead wife.

 Chapter 42

    "You''re in?"


    "Did you really go in?"


    "Yes."


    "So... And then?"


    "You''re right. Of course it''s coming out again."


    "Well..."


    Li Tiezhu opened the door of the tin house and let Mr. lengba into the room. She was puzzled. How did she know that the old man took me to the bend alley? Besides, she''s a woman. Why are you so interested in this?


    Always feel a little scared.


    Lengba is a big devil. She bullied her in her dream last night. Her means were extremely cruel, which led to the decline of Li Tiezhu''s efficiency in moving cement today.


    "You really don''t know?"


    "Sit down, what do you know? What do you drink?"


    "Coffee. No, it''s all about you now. How can you not know?"


    "Let me make you tea."


    Li Tiezhu made lengba a cup of the cheapest jasmine tea and sat by the bed, a little away from lengba''s demon king.


    Although it''s not in a dream and there''s basically no possibility of being attacked, it''s better to guard against her behavior when she sees herself wearing a bath towel. What if the teacher has any unknown special hobbies?


    "Hey! You went to that place. It was broadcast by Donghai news, and the video was all over the Internet."


    Lengba sighed.


    "So it''s this thing. What if everyone knows?"


    Li Tiezhu is upright and confident. He is not afraid of the shadow.


    It was very hot. Li Tiezhu took off his vest full of cement ash and threw it into the bucket. He filled herbal tea with a huge plastic tea cup.


    Lengba was so angry that she rolled her eyes. Why are you so hard?


    wow


    This figure, this muscle, this line, this sweat flowing down... It''s completely different from what I dreamed last night!


    Lost, lost


    Lengba felt thirsty and found that the flower tea was still very hot. She had to lick her lips, take off her cap and fan, and continued:


    "You are also a public figure now. How bad is your influence? Your reputation is ruined. No matter how well you sing, it''s useless for you to donate more money!"


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "is it so serious?"


    Lengba said, "do you know? This matter is very serious, and even... The program team may block you."


    "Why?"


    "That''s it! Isn''t it serious enough? What do you think?"


    "I''m Huang... Someone took me."


    "But you did."


    "But..."


    "Nothing, but you made a mistake in this matter. Think about public relations! However, it''s too difficult. Many stars are planted in this kind of thing and can''t turn over for a lifetime."


    "Too much."


    Li Tiezhu was puzzled. It was wrong to go to that place, but didn''t I immediately realize my mistake and withdraw immediately? What''s wrong with not doing anything? Still blocked?


    It doesn''t matter whether he makes money or not. Li Tiezhu is used to living a hard life, but he can''t stand it if he can''t participate in the program to earn his IQ.


    I can be poor all my life, but I don''t want to be stupid all my life.


    Lengba was also angry when she saw Li Tiezhu''s angry look: "are you still angry? Why can''t you control yourself... Didn''t you control last night? Didn''t I look good?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to offend lengba, and quickly shook his head: "no, no, no, you see, you see too much, you''re so white..."


    Lengba: "


    Li Tiezhu: "er... No, I mean you have a better figure, um..."


    Anger suddenly embarrassed.


    You have a good figure! Lengba knows that her head is hot and she asks the wrong question. This matter can''t be mentioned again. Her face was getting hotter and hotter. The strange pictures in her dream flashed in her head, and her cap fanned more frequently.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment. His IQ was 93. It was still a little poor.


    Li Tiezhu turned on the electric fan and blew at lengba. The teacher''s face turned red and looked strange.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu said:


    "In fact, there are all old aunts, short and fat. I was scared and ran out on the spot. Even if they are as good-looking as you, i... I won''t. So, I''m not saying you''re not good-looking, teacher. You''re good-looking."


    God, you look good.


    Lengba said in her heart, I know I look good. Please stop talking. Besides, didn''t you say you didn''t see anything last night?


    "No... you said you went in and came out right away? Nothing?"


    "Yes. I told you at the beginning, I went in, and then I came out. I''m only seventeen!"


    "I see. You''ve been manipulated."


    "What do you mean?"


    "The videos broadcast in the news and on the Internet are only you in, not you out. Therefore, someone maliciously edited the video that could prove your innocence to frame you."


    Li Tiezhu knew later and nodded. Since he was photographed going in, he should be photographed coming out.


    "Unfortunately, you are a man."


    Lengba is not without regrets. It doesn''t even work to do medical identification as evidence. You say you are brand new and unopened, and others don''t believe it.


    But it''s cute to think about it.


    It''s a baby. No wonder he was so scared last night that he almost hit the door when he ran away.


    This wave is not bad


    Eh?


    How did the train of thought deviate?


    Lengba subconsciously glanced at Li Tiezhu''s figure and forced herself to return to the idea of integrity. How can she help him correct his name? It seems that we can only find the original video, but the other party will certainly not let us get what we want.


    Why should I help him?


    Just because you''re in good shape?


    Lengba felt that there was still something wrong with her thinking. It was probably too hot. She took a look at the smoking flower tea and the huge herbal tea cup on the bed board behind Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu is also picking his head and being bullied again!


    He hates being bullied most. Since his mother left, whenever someone bullies Li Tiezhu, his conditioned reflex is a slap.


    First find out who did it, and then


    Eh?


    This steamed bread looks familiar.


    Pooh! You are steamed bread. Your whole family is steamed bread.


    Li Tiezhu looked up and saw the steaming pasta in the collar of lengba V-neck T-shirt. She was startled. How did she rush over?


    It''s really the devil!


    "What are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously held his hands in front of his chest and shrunk back.


    Lengba leaned over to pick up the herbal tea, looked at Li Tiezhu strangely, then looked up and began to drink the herbal tea. Although the taste was general, it was still very refreshing.


    "Gudu, gudu... Ah!!!!"


    Shaking hands, cold tea drenched lengba, and most of the T-shirt and trousers were wet.


    Li Tiezhu trembled: "what''s the matter?"


    Lengba stepped back and pointed to the top of the corner: "yes, there are spiders."


    Li Tiezhu relaxed a lot, reached out and grabbed the spider, threw it out of the window and looked at lengba: "what''s wrong with spiders... Afraid."


    You''re terrible, my damn sight!


    Lengba found that her condition was not good. She bowed her head and saw everything at a glance. There were some fabrics. It couldn''t be stained with water.


    Li Tiezhu suspected that the demon king was intentional and bullied me. Are you addicted?


    Evil Lord!

 Chapter 43

    Turning around, he took his only white shirt and a pair of beach pants hanging at the head of the bed. Li Tiezhu didn''t return his head and handed them out: "teacher, change them first. I''m... Afraid."


    When lengba was embarrassed, he suddenly couldn''t help laughing. This guy is really timid! Yo! The guy''s ears are red and his hands are shaking?


    Tut Tut, the game seems to have become interesting... It turns out that I am the hunter.


    After taking the shirt, lengba smiled and said, "don''t peek!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head at the wall: "I swear."


    Lengba took off her T-shirt and jeans and hung it by the window with a white shirt hanger. When she found that she couldn''t get the sun, she turned to look at Li Tiezhu. She was really honest and relieved.


    She said, "later, you take my clothes out to dry."


    Li Tiezhu turned around and said, "OK, er..."


    Take a look.


    Turn back silently.


    Lengba was helpless: "I said later..."


    Li Tiezhu: "sorry."


    Lengba began to wear a white shirt and was inexplicably proud. This strange sense of pride came naturally, tut! As a foodie, I have an invincible figure.


    Afraid?


    It doesn''t matter. At least today, I still have breastplate protection. I''ll be wearing a swimsuit. What''s to be afraid of? Unlike yesterday, there is no defense equipment at all.


    "Well, turn around."


    Li Tiezhu looked down, took his T-shirt out to dry, then came back and continued to look down. He was restrained and didn''t know how to put it.


    Lengba took out her cell phone and said, "well, I''ll find a relationship to help you find out who did it. What about you? First teach me to sing the new song I wrote."


    Li Tiezhu took out the music score and handed it over. He didn''t dare to look at each other. Do you only button three buttons in your shirt? And why do you dislike my beach pants? Luckily my shirt is big and long enough.


    Lengba''s mouth was also a little hot. For the first time, she had the courage to be so wild and lied to herself. I just simply disliked the ugliness of those pants.


    ¡­¡­


    A few minutes ago.


    Li Fugui peeled a large pot of garlic, looked at his mobile phone, and was full of pride: "it''s young after all. It''s been more than half an hour and I haven''t finished talking. Is it..."


    Aunt Liu came to get the garlic and asked, "what''s going on in your house? The iron pillar didn''t work?"


    Li Fugui said with a straight face, "go cook your meal! The pillar has something important to do. Don''t bother him, you know?"


    Aunt Liu nodded: "I know. I heard my daughter call and say that iron pillar is more popular than what game. You see, he bought you a battery car and must have made a lot of money."


    Li Fugui was even more proud. He won a lot of money in the iron pillar competition and met beautiful girls.


    Aunt Liu is gone.


    Dong Dong Dong.


    A more beautiful young woman knocked on the window of the guard room.


    "Hello, sir. May I go in?"


    Li Fugui looks at each other. What a beautiful little girl. How can she run sweating? The daughter of which leader on the construction site?


    "ID card registration," he said


    Zhao Liya wiped her sweat: "I don''t have an ID card."


    Li Fugui was a little embarrassed: "who is your father?"


    "My father''s name is Zhao Muye."


    "No leader has to call that name."


    "I''m looking for someone. His name is Li Tiezhu. Do you know him? Why don''t you call him out for me? I have something important to find him."


    "That won''t work. He has more important things to do now."


    "Please help me, please."


    Zhao Liya was so anxious that she almost cried. Li Tiezhu couldn''t get through. Even Qin Tao called her.


    Li Fugui frowned and asked, "what''s your relationship with Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhao Liya thought, what are you doing here? The guard is so busy and loyal to the construction site. Is it important for him to move a brick? What''s the matter with the delay? Aren''t you allowed to rest?


    Wan Yi said he was an ordinary friend. Maybe he was made difficult by the guard.


    Zhao Liya gritted her teeth: "I''m his girlfriend. It''s very urgent. Can you let me in and find him?"


    Li Fugui trembled: "no! No!"


    Zhao Liya''s eyes were red: "why!"


    I''ve made such a sacrifice. Why don''t you let me in? What a broken construction site! It''s the same as a military area.


    Li Fugui took a guilty look at the tin house, which was no more than 20 meters away, and then looked at the lovely little girl in front of her, especially at her poor tearful appearance, he felt inexplicably


    happy!


    Wow, my iron pillar is OK!


    But iron pillar and the beautiful girl before will not do anything strange, will they? If you are caught by your girlfriend


    The girl looks really kind. After all, she is Tiezhu''s serious girlfriend, not the roadside wild flowers just now. You see, this girl looks so good when she cries. She is worthy of being my future daughter-in-law.


    Li Laohan was particularly enthusiastic: "come on, come in and say that there is air conditioning in the guard room."


    Zhao Liya said strangely, "ah? What do you mean?"


    "Tiezhu is really busy now, and things are a little important. Men, career matters. According to time, it should be fine soon. I''ll take you to him then. OK?"


    "Well, thank you."


    "Don''t be so polite. They are all from their own family. Come in, it''s hot outside."


    "Oh."


    Then, Zhao Liya was asked to sit down on the only chair in the gate guard room. The gate guard sat on a small bench and kept asking how Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu were good, and whether Tiezhu bullied you or not.


    "Sir, do you know tie Zhu very well?"


    "Well done! Well done! Which one did you chase?"


    "Well..."


    "How old are you this year? Where do you live? What do your parents do?"


    "I''m sixteen years old. My home is not far from here..."


    Suddenly, a woman screamed from the tin house.


    Li Fugui is sweating in a cold sweat. The dead child is sure to discuss work again! What are you doing with all this noise? It would be bad if the girl found out. Fortunately, she didn''t seem to know the situation.


    Anyway, stabilize her first.


    After chatting for a while, Li Fugui went out of the guard room and secretly made a phone call. He found that Li Tiezhu''s phone was turned off, so he had to go back and continue to stabilize the enemy.


    Judging from the sound just now, I''m afraid it''s almost the same.


    The experienced Li Fugui was wrong. Ten minutes later, the previous woman still didn''t leave, and the future daughter-in-law was about to be unstable.


    "Are you hiding something from me? Is something wrong with Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhao Liya gets anxious. That guy can''t bear the blow


    Li Fugui hurriedly said, "don''t worry, there''s nothing to do! Wait a minute. I''ll go in and tell him you''re coming. Do you want it?"


    Zhao Liya had to nod.


    Li Fugui trotted all the way to the tin house. He was surprised to see that the woman''s clothes and trousers were hanging outside the house. Now young people are too impatient.


    After listening on the door, there was no movement. Li Fugui knocked on the door. This Shura field needs children to face it by themselves after all.


    Li Tiezhu opened the door: "what''s the matter?"

 Chapter 44

    Li Fugui saw that the woman was sitting at the head of the bed in iron pillar clothes, blowing the fan, covered with a blanket. She didn''t mean to go at all.


    Is it a premium... Takeout?


    Isn''t that nice? Foreign woman? a person of mixed blood? How expensive is this grade? waste!


    Cough, it doesn''t matter


    Li Fugui was a little worried and said, "your girlfriend came to see you. I arranged for her to wait in the guard room."


    Li Tiezhu looked confused. When did I have a girlfriend?


    Lengba heard that she was shy. She couldn''t help gossip and stretched out her head: "do you have a girlfriend?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I..."


    Li Fugui pointed to lengba and said, "don''t inquire about what you shouldn''t know! Also, you can''t be seen by her."


    Lengba nodded again and again. Her star status made her unfit to be seen, and she also wore Li Tiezhu''s clothes. It would be bad if her girlfriend found out. It seems that the old man knows my star identity and is very considerate.


    "You know me?"


    "What do you do? I can see it at a glance, old man."


    Lengba said, "you are so old."


    Li Fugui said, "when it''s almost done, you go first. I''ll call the girl over."


    Lengba shook her head again and again: "no, I have to continue to work. I just came to him again."


    I''m a little reluctant to listen to such a beautiful new song. I have to learn it more times and learn it quickly. I''ll show it off to sister MI. It''s much better than the theme song she sings.


    Li Fugui was dumb. Young people have good physical strength. It''s not enough to eat again. Is it because their girlfriend doesn''t give them food?


    So the old man said to lengba, "you are dedicated enough."


    Lengba smiled with shame: "laugh, it''s not easy to do and love in order to make money."


    Li Fugui thumbed up: "if you want it, just want it! Then, hide in the cabinet and I''ll call the woman. Iron pillar, you try to deal with it and coax her away. I think she really has something urgent."


    Lengba: "I..."


    Li Tiezhu: "why am I confused?"


    Li Fugui said to lengba, "when he coaxes his girlfriend away, you can come out to work. Do you know that cabinet?"


    With a domineering finger, Li Fugui closed the door, moved the girl''s clothes and trousers to the next room to hang, and then trotted to the guard room, as smart as me.


    Lengba jumped out of bed, put on her shoes and looked at Li Tiezhu strangely: "can you find a girlfriend?"


    Sure enough, being handsome and in good shape is different. If you don''t chase girls, you will also have girlfriends.


    How envious!


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. He was dizzy.


    Lengba glanced at Li Tiezhu''s waist and said, "your girlfriend is so happy."


    Li Tiezhu: "ha?"


    Lengba took her cell phone and cap and hid in the wardrobe. The space is not small and she won''t feel suffocated.


    Li Tiezhu: "are you really hiding inside?"


    Lengba''s slender thigh was warped. With the meaning of display, she was quite proud and said, "look at this leg. Can your girlfriend not misunderstand?"


    "I don''t have a girlfriend. I don''t even know who''s coming."


    "Then I can''t be found. At least I''m a star. I''m found to be disheveled. How can I stay in the same room with you?"


    "All right."


    Li Tiezhu helps lengba close the door of the wardrobe. Yes, this leg really can''t be shown to others.


    After a while, "girlfriend" knocked on Li Tiezhu''s door.


    "Is that you?"


    Zhao Liya blushed, lowered her head and walked quickly into the house, afraid to speak.


    Li Fugui gave Li Tiezhu a good look, encouraged him, and walked away with a brisk pace.


    Li Tiezhu closed the door: "how do you say it''s my girlfriend?"


    Zhao Liya said, "I don''t say that. The guard didn''t let me in and said you were busy with something important."


    "That''s my father."


    "Ah?"


    "Classmate Zhao Liya, I said that the doorman was my father just now. His full name is Li Fugui."


    "Ah! It''s lost!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zhao Liya scratching her hair and couldn''t help laughing. He really wanted to see her meet the old man again.


    In the cabinet, lengba finally understood. No wonder she said that after looking for Li Tiezhu, the guard was obviously much more enthusiastic and gave her 100 yuan back.


    But why did Zhao Liya come to my iron pillar?


    What''s their relationship? Sneaky and pretending to be a girlfriend. Are all the little girls so wild now.


    Li Tiezhu handed lengba''s unused tea to Zhao Liya: "what''s so urgent?"


    Zhao Liya pinched and said, "what about you, that... Do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "I know. It''s all right."


    Zhao Liya looked at Li Tiezhu: "how can it be all right? This matter has a great impact. Do you know? Besides, how can you go to that place? You... Disgusting!"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "I didn''t go to that place. You have to believe me."


    Zhao Liya was angry and said, "are you still lying to me? That night, I followed you secretly and watched you go in with my own eyes. There was a passer-by in the video, that is me! Up to now, you are still full of lies..."


    "What are you doing with me?"


    Li Tiezhu was surprised and moved. He told Zhao Liya the truth again. Zhao Liya finally believed it and faintly regretted it.


    On the contrary, lengba has a big heart for gossip. Zhao Liya is not right. She actually follows my iron pillar. She can''t say what evil and terrible purpose she has, such as asking him to write a song?


    Zhao Liya took a sip of tea and sighed, "I knew I wouldn''t run away that day. When you come out, I can prove it to you."


    "It''s not a glorious thing. You''d better not be involved."


    "What now?"


    "Find the man who framed me."


    "That''s it? Don''t you make a statement on the Internet and tell the truth?"


    "No."


    "What''s the use of finding that man?"


    "Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled. This was not the first time he met him. He had been bullied and framed since childhood. Later, after Li Tiezhu became hard, he gradually summed up a set of effective countermeasures.


    Although Zhao Liya was worried, she had no other way. Looking at several handwritten music scores on the small table, she sighed secretly. She was so talented that she didn''t expect


    Eh?


    What an old music box. It''s so old.


    Speaking of it, I also bought one as a gift, which seems to be similar to this style. At that time, she also engraved encouraging words under the music box, which took a long time to engrave.


    Curious, she reached for the music box.


    "Anyway, thank you."


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously hid the music box at the head of the bed. He was a little embarrassed. He sincerely thanked Zhao Liya. This friend is not bad. Forget the hot pot he owed. Let''s change to barbecue.


    "It''s all right. I didn''t help much."


    Zhao Liya quickly waved her hand.


    "I''ll take you out and treat you to ice cream."


    Li Tiezhu is afraid of the cold. After staying in the wardrobe for a long time, she is uncomfortable and can only wronged Zhao Liya.

 Chapter 45

    Seeing that Li Tiezhu was so calm, Zhao Liya thought he had a comprehensive plan and was relieved. She stood up and said, "I want to eat hasdagen for nine yuan."


    When Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya came to the door, they heard the noise outside. The loudest voice was the voice of old man Li.


    "Qin Tao, are they really iron pillar teachers?"


    "What''s the big deal? I''ll call iron pillar for you."


    "Hey, don''t rush in!"


    "Don''t run! Iron pillar! Your teacher is here. Your teacher is visiting home!"


    teacher?


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly, and Zhao Liya shrugged.


    As the footsteps approached, Qin Tao''s voice sounded: "uncle, don''t follow. I know the way. He is the program group supervisor, Mr. Chen Poisson, and another is the music director."


    Li Tiezhu understood. I said where did you come to visit your family during the summer vacation? Old Mr. Chen also came to raise his teacher''s guilt?


    "No! Grandpa Chen and my grandpa are good friends."


    Zhao Liya suddenly panicked.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what good friends?"


    Zhao Liya was nervous: "no, he can''t see me. Otherwise, it''s over to tell my grandfather. If your father says I''m your girlfriend, it''s even worse!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not afraid. Just explain clearly."


    Zhao Liya suddenly became less nervous: "it''s all right. I''ll just hide. Bye!"


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "hello..."


    Zhao Liya was quick. She opened the door of the wardrobe and was stunned when she was about to drill. Mr. lengba? My god! What are you wearing? Where are the clothes? Where are the pants?


    Squeak--


    The sound of opening the door.


    Zhao Liya was not surprised. She hurried in and took the door of the wardrobe with her.


    Li Tiezhu covered his head with one hand. It''s estimated that he can''t explain clearly this time.


    In the small tin house, four people scrambled to get in. The first one was Li Fugui. Panicked, he found that there was no one in the house. He was even more surprised, and his expression gradually began to turn abnormal.


    "Iron pillar, you... Eh?"


    Originally, the old guy was worried that the child''s puppy love would be caught by the school teacher, so he shouted all the way. As long as they pretended to do their homework together, they would be fine soon?


    But I didn''t expect that the girl was hiding. Were you doing anything strange before?


    Li Fugui''s eyes are strange. The child doesn''t talk about martial ethics!


    There is also a professional in the cabinet. Tiezhu is outside talking to his girlfriend. Find a chance to educate him. Where is he hiding now? Under the bed?


    It doesn''t matter. Seeing his son''s calm face, old man Li can only turn around and leave. The guard room is comfortable and air-conditioned.


    Chen Poisson and another old man stared at Li Tiezhu and snorted heavily.


    Qin Tao gave Li Tiezhu a look, then quickly moved the plastic bench, led the two old gentlemen to sit down, and made a cup of tea for each of them with paper cups.


    Qin Tao knows this tin house as well as his own.


    In the cabinet, Zhao Liya stared at lengba, her mouth open enough to fill an egg.


    WOW! WOW! Is this Li Tiezhu''s men''s shirt? Only three buttons? The neckline is wide open, snow-white and black bra. This sitting posture can''t be covered by a wide shirt, slender big white legs and small black pants.


    This figure, this face, this dress, I can''t stand it when a girl looks at it! No wonder Li Tiezhu can''t hold it!


    Lengba must have done it first!


    Iron pillar is so honest.


    No wonder Li Tiezhu''s father refused to let me come. What are you doing?


    It''s so exciting in the daytime, isn''t it?


    No wonder his father''s expression was so strange when he heard that I was Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend. Tut tut


    What did Li Tiezhu, the fool, do to capture the national goddess? Even for him, lengba condescended to hide in the wardrobe?


    Now, she firmly believed that Li Tiezhu would not go to that place. If this thing breaks out and Li Tiezhu plants in that place, he will break through himself!


    There is such an evil goddess at home. Will she go to the place where prices fall?


    Lengba blushed to the extreme. Knowing that the other party misunderstood and couldn''t explain, she had to pull down her shirt and shake her head.


    Zhao Liya nodded slightly excitedly, indicating: don''t worry, teacher! I''ll never say it.


    Lengba speechless: I''m a first-line star. Will I let him win?


    At this time, there was a voice of conversation outside the door.


    It turned out that Mr. Zhou Hongru, the music director of Kun, flew to Shudu last night and asked the program team to get Li Tiezhu''s phone number, but he couldn''t get through the next day.


    Zhou Hongru, who was pressed for time, found his friend Chen Poisson to help. In the afternoon, Chen Poisson found Qin Tao through teacher Tony Jie. At that time, it was just when Li Tiezhu was shopping.


    Therefore, they made a total and killed the Tin House on the construction site together under the guidance of Qin Tao.


    Zhou Hongru is still very firm. Even if Li Tiezhu broke the scandal, the song must be won. It''s a big deal to let others sing.


    Chen Poisson is going to teach Li Tiezhu a lesson. The righteous old man can''t tolerate sand in his eyes. Even if his belt breaks today, he should teach this little bastard who doesn''t know how to cherish his talent.


    Then, after he admitted his mistake, try to find another way for him to live. We can''t continue to participate in the program, but such a good talent should never be buried.


    After listening to the intentions of the two old gentlemen, Li Tiezhu was very grateful and quickly explained:


    "Two teachers, the thing is... I won''t let the program team block me. I''ll try my best to resolve this crisis. Thank you!"


    When the two old men learned the truth, they were even more sorry for Li Tiezhu. They had a great talent, but they were reorganized. The circle was really getting more and more chaotic, which made the two old men feel cold.


    Chen Poisson said, "don''t be afraid. If you change your pseudonym and write songs, you can do something. I''ll find a way for you. The price will never be low."


    Zhou Hongru admired Li Tiezhu''s talent. Seeing that he was so poor and simple, he liked it more. He said, "I know more about the film and television industry than Lao Chen. I''ll take you! See who dares not to buy it."


    Qin Tao listened and wiped his tears. He thanked one by one. He was going to kneel down to the two old gentlemen on the spot. I, Qin Tao, really don''t want to raise pigs! Thanks for helping my brother.


    Li Tiezhu reached out to hold Qin Tao: "don''t kneel. You know your weight. It''s very tired to help you stand up."


    Qin Tao: "go away! It''s not for you. Why are you like people who have nothing to do?"


    Bang--


    The door of the wardrobe suddenly shook.


    Li Tiezhu was immediately nervous.


    Several people looked at it, and Qin Tao walked over: "do you have a mouse in your house?"


    In the wardrobe, the two women tremble with fear. If they are seen by the two leaders in the circle, why don''t they go to heaven in situ?


    It turned out that the two people had been a little crowded in the cabinet before. Zhao Liya, who had been squatting for a long time, sat down carefully. As soon as she stretched out her legs, she accidentally touched lengba''s thighs. Lengba''s long legs, which were already nervous, shook violently and touched the door of the wardrobe.

 Chapter 46

    Qin Tao went to the wardrobe: "it''s time to have a cat. There are mice everywhere."


    The two girls in the cabinet tremble. This is the rhythm of going to heaven!


    It''s okay if Zhao Liya doesn''t hide. It''s a big deal. She and Li Tiezhu are friends. Hiding is a guilty conscience. Lengba is more ashamed. Dressed like this, everyone will misunderstand his relationship with Li Tiezhu.


    At the critical moment, Li Tiezhu dragged Qin Tao away: "do you want to say? I just bought a kitten. I''m afraid it might run away and close the cabinet."


    Qin Tao''s eyes lit up: "Hey! Let me see if it''s cute."


    "My cat is lovely and miserable!"


    Li Tiezhu forcibly pushes Qin Tao away. Good looks are good looks, but you can''t see it. No one can see it. This is my cat!


    Lengba and Zhao Liya breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. The rest of their lives!


    Soon, there was something wrong in Zhao Liya''s eyes when she looked at lengba. Even if the relationship was strange, what about the kitten? Eh... Afraid.


    Lengba blushed and ashamed.


    Then, Zhou Hongru talked about the signing and authorization of big fish for a while. Li Tiezhu entrusted Qin Tao with full power, and asked Qin Tao to contact Zhang Xiaomeng to ask about the division of copyright between the crew of Kun and Penguin music.


    Zhou Hongru handed the draft contract to Qin Tao: "well, the contract is for Xiao Qin. Go back and have a look, and then ask Penguin for advice. If there''s no problem, we''ll sign the contract tomorrow. Now I''ll go to the studio and sign the contract. We''ll record songs. The schedule is tight. Don''t you have any questions?"


    Qin Tao nodded: "no problem."


    Li Tiezhu also said, "thank you, teacher. Let me see you off?"


    Two old gentlemen are a little embarrassed. What''s the matter? Is this an eviction order?


    Qin Tao said, "why drive me away? I''ll stay with you. I''m afraid you''re in a bad mood."


    Li Tiezhu pushed him out: "get out! My cat is much more fun than you. Who plays with you? It''s as fat as a pig."


    The three of them went out of the door. They knew that Li Tiezhu must be depressed because of his sudden bad blow. They forced to smile. They should have a rest for so long. They wouldn''t let him see them off and said goodbye at the door.


    Li Tiezhu closed the door and breathed a sigh of relief. It was too difficult for me.


    The door of the cabinet opened, and the two women came out one after the other, bowed their heads and looked particularly ashamed.


    Cat, is it fun?


    In particular, teacher lengba, with his long legs exposed, stretched out his hand and continued to button up, and did not forget to complain: "you make it clear, who is your cat? Who is playing with as a kitten?"


    Zhao Liya was in a mess. This is the word of tiger and wolf!


    Don''t say it in front of outsiders. The answer is obvious. I''m definitely not his cat.


    "Hey, brother, you''re really okay... Eh..."


    Suddenly, the door opened. Qin Tao looked concerned and his expression changed suddenly. First, he was surprised, then suddenly, and finally he was lying in the trough... Wonderful!


    Bang!


    Qin Tao suddenly knelt on one knee and hugged Li Tiezhu in the door: "cat... No, I admire you!!!"


    Then, panting to get up, wild boars generally ran after the second old man, with full horsepower on.


    The room was filled with embarrassment again.


    Close the door first.


    Li Tiezhu is still rational. One kitten wears too little.


    But others were not so rational. Lengba whispered, "why do you close the door?"


    Zhao Liya looked at lengba strangely: "how can you not close the door? You... Forget it, I''ll go first, you continue."


    Lengba explained: "it''s not what you think, we''re..."


    Zhao Liya waved in horror: "don''t tell me! I''m not interested in these things! Don''t worry, I won''t say anything."


    After that, Zhao Liya secretly opened the door and saw that the second old man had gone far before she slipped out.


    Lengba blushed and secretly aimed at Li Tiezhu. She also wanted to go. It''s weird to stay in the same room with Li Tiezhu after this misunderstanding that everyone knows.


    But she has no pants!


    "I''ll see her off."


    Li Tiezhu''s heart is also pounding. Zhao Liya''s misunderstanding is not important. The important thing is that Mr. lengba is very hot now. He can feel the heat wave half a meter away. In short, it''s terrible.


    "Let''s go now?"


    Old man Li looked warmly at Zhao Liya who came out.


    Zhao Liya blushed more and walked quickly with her head down: "HMM."


    Blushing is right. Old man Li is like a mirror in his heart. Tut Tut, this girl is so young. Iron pillar, this little bastard... Well done!


    "I''ll see you off."


    Wearing a T-shirt, Li Tiezhu quickly followed up. Seeing the old man with a strange smile, he was speechless.


    Old man Li stealthily touched and stuffed Li Tiezhu with a hundred yuan bill. He silently watched the two figures go away. His old father showed his old father''s smile. Then he looked back at the tin house. The woman hadn''t left yet.


    Tut tut... It''s not easy for workers!


    This is not good.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to go back to face lengba with bare legs, so he sent Zhao Liya far away. They finished their ice cream and sent it to the bus station.


    "Go back quickly. Mr. lengba is still waiting for you. It''s a pig that can''t judge by appearance!"


    Zhao Liya stared at Li Tiezhu with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu was too lazy to explain and said, "she''s terrible. She doesn''t want to go back now. I''ll go when you get in the car."


    Zhao Liya was shocked: "isn''t it? Teacher lengba was so dignified when she was wearing clothes..."


    I can''t go on. Zhao Liya blushes like red Fuji. Don''t tell me about this kind of thing. The more you say it, the more I want to hear it. Damn... But the question is, how do you tell others about this kind of thing? Are you sick?


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t argue: "


    I''ll go. What do you mean when you''re dressed? Stop talking. It''s much more wrong to say more.


    Both of them were silent and thought deeply.


    It turns out that the world of adults is like this! Long knowledge!


    Soon, the car came, and Zhao Liya hurriedly boarded the car and left.


    After sitting at the station for a while, Li Tiezhu summoned up his courage and turned back. There was a cat demon waiting to be fed at home. It seems that she must teach her today before she is willing to leave.


    Ah... Waste half a day working to make money!


    "Yo ~ still know to come back?" lengba took the music score, crossed her legs and turned her delicate eyes. "It''s different to send her girlfriend. It''s been lingering for so long."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to look straight at him and shook his eyes: "sorry, let''s continue to sing."


    Sitting next to lengba, Li Tiezhu was frightened.


    Lengba approached Li Tiezhu with great interest and watched the music with him, but her lower leg was stuck on it. It was obvious that Li Tiezhu''s body was stiff. Lengba defied proudly: "why don''t you feed the cat first? Sing when you''re full?"


    Li Tiezhu: "cough, cough..."


    Bad lines!


    Somehow, after hiding in the wardrobe, Mr. lengba''s force increased greatly.


    Another hour later, Li Tiezhu''s new T-shirt and vest were soaked, and then lengba church was. It was really difficult to sing this song in several places.


    Lengba recorded a solo version and was finally satisfied. She sent it to sister Mi through wechat and stretched herself.


    Li Tiezhu quickly turned his head. His shirt was still not long enough!


    Is that the vest line Qin Tao said?

 Chapter 47

    The weaker the prey is, the more arrogant the hunter is. It''s like a cat playing with a mouse. Lengba is now bold and fat. If you dare to advise me, I dare to show you. Where is a spotless goddess in the world? People cook in front of people. If they hold it for a long time, it will gradually distort, more or less.


    Anyway, the little guy dare not "kill" me!


    Lengba even found that the other party''s hidden weapons had become extremely sharp, but he retreated again and again. He couldn''t help thinking that the enemy was so timid. What are you afraid of? Your pain is my happiness!


    Let you say I''m your cat!


    Just tease you, tease you to death! It''s like... Revenge! Just think about it.


    "Your shirt doesn''t wash clean. It smells of sweat."


    "Yes?"


    "If you don''t believe it, smell it. Come on, smell it."


    "Teacher, don''t do this!"


    "What''s the matter? You blame me for not washing your clothes?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu was forced to press his head by the demon king. What''s the smell of sweat? There was only a smell that almost drove him to death.


    Jingling.


    Lengba''s cell phone rang and looked at Li Tiezhu, who was about to explode in situ. Only then did he put away his evil behavior. When he picked up his cell phone, his face became serious.


    "Half a million."


    "What... What 500000?"


    Li Tiezhu hasn''t recovered from the shock. Looking at the holy teacher lengba, he still doesn''t adapt for a while. Subconsciously looked at her chest, didn''t she mean that?


    How can I be so valuable?


    Lengba smiled: "what do you think? Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! I didn''t think of anything! Don''t talk nonsense."


    Lengba smiled proudly: "hahaha... Let you bully me. Are you afraid?"


    "Afraid!"


    "Let''s get down to business. Two hours ago, I asked sister Mi to help find out who hacked you. Sister MI was not too keen. She didn''t want to get into trouble, but she also sent someone to check. Just now I sent her the demo of the canto, and then..."


    "Found it?"


    "There''s a way. It''s said that it''s a paparazzi, and the other party asks for 500000. In fact, I found it long ago. Sister Mi hid the news. After listening to the song, she thought I owed you a favor, so she told me."


    Li Tiezhu frowned, a message of 500000?


    It''s too expensive.


    Moreover, I donated all my money, leaving only more than 20000.


    Lengba looked at Li Tiezhu''s embarrassed appearance and found that there was no sense of revenge. She hadn''t teased fun yet. Moreover, looking at his tangled appearance, I feel inexplicably distressed. It''s strange!


    "I don''t have that much money."


    "I''ll lend it to you."


    "OK, I''ll write you an IOU."


    "No, just make a promise."


    "No kidding, Mr. lengba, this news is very important to me."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Lengba looked serious: "do you think I''m kidding you? In fact, I''ve given you the money. Now the news is coming. What should I do? Do you understand?"


    Li Tiezhu was numb and tried to see the flaw in lengba''s expression, but he failed.


    damn!


    The devil''s eyes are too sincere and warm!


    Jingling.


    Lengba picked up her mobile phone and looked at it. She covered her mouth in amazement: "it''s him? So it is!"


    Here''s the answer.


    Not that guy, okay.


    Li Tiezhu wants to come over and see. Lengba covers her mobile phone and looks at Li Tiezhu maliciously, making him hair.


    What a tangle!


    Respect for dignity is the second. After all, it''s not humiliating to eat on your body.


    Mainly, this woman is also her own teacher. She should respect her. How can she... In that case, it''s not pure!


    However, she is really good-looking. She is extremely good-looking. Li Tiezhu''s poor vocabulary can''t describe it at all.


    In fact, there is no loss. It should be earned by blood.


    But why do you always feel wrong?


    Li Tiezhu bit his lower lip for a long time. Finally, he crossed his heart. Since the teacher needs help so much, it''s good to help others. She helps me, and I also help her. Friendship and mutual assistance.


    "Come on!"


    Li Tiezhu made a solemn and stirring trip to bed and put out a big font.


    no


    Wood shape.


    Lengba was stunned. Then, after smiling forward, he covered his stomach and trembled, and tears came out.


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu''s face turned pig liver color in an instant. After the calf was finished, he was fooled again.


    Sure enough, it''s time to recharge your IQ.


    Li Tiezhu sat up again, his face livid.


    Lengba handed her mobile phone to Li Tiezhu. Then she smiled at the head of the bed and patted the bed board with her hand.


    oh my god!


    He actually lay down. His solemn and stirring expression sprouted my sister!


    Li Tiezhu saw the message sent by sister Mi to lengba: Xiao town is the black Li Tiezhu, and the original video is also in the hands of Xiao town, which is 100% confirmed.


    Li Tiezhu was suddenly silent:


    "Who is Xiao town?"


    Several minutes later, lengba stopped laughing, rubbed the nonexistent early crow''s feet in the corners of her eyes and said, "what? You don''t even know who Xiao town is? I know you''re earthy, but I don''t know you''re so earthy!"


    Looking at the photos of Xiao town on his mobile phone, Li Tiezhu frowned more tightly.


    After a long time, I wondered:


    "This little sister looks very kind. Why did she frame me?"


    Lengba opened her mouth: "little sister? Please look carefully. This is a man! Although it is a mother, it is indeed a man."


    This time it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn to be surprised, man? I really want Qin Tao to check. He has this hobby.


    "But I have no enemies with him. Why did he frame me?"


    "Are you sure there is no injustice?"


    "Isn''t that right?"


    "Who did you step on in the top ten on the penguin future star list?"


    "Who?"


    "Who else can it be? In addition, as far as I know, the wine pen is now behind the scenes in Xiaozhen company. Do you understand? Also, the most important thing is that I just asked you to sign the Kun crew of big fish. The previously scheduled theme song is Kunpeng to be sung during the competition in Xiaozhen tonight."


    "So... Or am I wrong first?"


    Lengba shook her head. This is not a question of who is right and who is wrong. The problem is that this circle is like this. Obviously, Li Tiezhu, who is halfway out, knows nothing about it.


    It''s very difficult to deal with. Even sister Mi won''t intervene. It''s up to her utmost to provide information.


    Lengba couldn''t help sighing: "what are you going to do?"


    Li Tiezhu turned out his three handed Nokia at the head of the bed and found that there was no power. He took a new battery from the universal charger on the side, installed it and turned it on. Dozens of missed calls and more than a dozen text messages were sent by lengba, Qin Tao, Zhao Liya, Chen Poisson, Zhang Xiaomeng and Tony.


    Li Tiezhu replied to Zhang Xiaomeng and Tony and said, "Mr. lengba, please book me a plane ticket to the East China Sea. I''ll go to him and make it clear."


    Lengba thought she had heard wrong: "you go to Xiao town?"


    "Yes."


    "Are you really stupid or fake stupid?"


    "I have experience in this."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Lengba obviously thinks Li Tiezhu is stupid again, but Li Tiezhu is very calm. He is really experienced in this kind of thing.


    From small to large, Li Tiezhu encountered this kind of thing. At the beginning, he was still very oppressed, but gradually he became handy. He could influence each other with his sincerity every time.


    Communication is also skilled. Li Tiezhu''s communication skills are great.


    Without him, only hands are familiar.


    An hour later, 5:30 p.m.


    Li Tiezhu boarded the plane to the East China Sea. He was a little nervous when he took the plane for the first time.


    (ask for another wave of recommended tickets! Thank Yanzu for his recommended tickets!)

 Chapter 48

    The dinner at Zhao''s villa was very rich. Zhao Muye personally cooked and entertained Chen Poisson and Zhou Hongru, who came from a distance. Both of them were Zhao Muye''s uncles. But the atmosphere at the dinner table was a little torn, and everyone''s mood was very different.


    Chen Poisson and Zhou Hongru drank wine, sighed and lamented that Li Tiezhu was unlucky. Obviously, they were a good child, but their great future was destroyed.


    "Li Tiezhu shouldn''t be bullied like this. I''m afraid his talent for writing songs is no lower than that of Xiao Zhou in Baodao..."


    "The output may not be as good as him, but the quality is not low, and the style is changeable."


    "If only I could find the second half of the video."


    "If the other party wants to kill Li Tiezhu, he won''t let others get the original video."


    What about the second half of the video? Li Tiezhu went in and came out right away?


    Liu Wanyun didn''t eat any rice. She just operated with her mobile phone. She didn''t even talk to the two old men.


    One afternoon, the serious Gang fell apart.


    More than 10000 Li Tiezhu''s iron fans defected one after another, scolding Li Tiezhu for his hypocrisy and inferiority.


    Finally, only more than 100 people remained firmly on Li Tiezhu''s side, including Liu Wanyun, who joined the partnership. They were divided into two parts.


    Some unconditionally trust Li Tiezhu''s character, mainly migrant workers from rural areas such as Zhang Jianjun.


    The other part is a group of 30-year-old mother powder. In their eyes, Li Tiezhu is the silly child who is always bullied, which makes people particularly distressed. For Li Tiezhu to go to that place, their position is more firm than the iron powder in front


    My child spent money and didn''t have a white ladle. Why should you scold him?


    be unreasonable!


    Besides, my children are stupid. Mothers are worried that he is not enlightened. Now some kind-hearted people take my children to visit and study, and you scold them?


    Yes, that''s what Liu Wanyun thinks. She doesn''t dare to let her family know that she has such a wonderful world view, but it doesn''t prevent her from turning to websites and apps to speak for Li Tiezhu.


    So when she heard that Li Tiezhu didn''t go to that place, she was a little lost, but she still sent the news to the only group left by the serious gang and urgently discussed new tactics with everyone.


    This may be the last straw that can save Li Tiezhu.


    "You''ve been playing with your cell phone for ten minutes, and now you''re eating. You don''t respect two old glasses?"


    Zhao Muye touched his wife''s arm.


    Liu Wanyun glared: "shut up! Don''t you see I''m busy?"


    Chen Poisson and Zhou Hongru just smile. The couple have been like this for decades and are used to it. Liu Wanyun also grew up with them, so she was not offended.


    Zhao Muye can only lower his head and pick up rice.


    Zhao Liya held back her smile and caught a fish for her father.


    Liu Wanyun put down her cell phone and stared at Zhao Liya: "what are you laughing at? Are you still laughing?"


    Zhao Liya was stunned: "what''s the matter with me?"


    "Aren''t you Li Tiezhu''s friend? The second old man said that Li Tiezhu had an accident. Why don''t you speak for him?"


    "I..."


    "Although your tiktok is not fit to be friends with my family, Li Tiezhu, you can''t forget your heart. You can change your mind." besides, what''s your jitter not millions of fans?


    Liu Wanyun looked at Zhao Liya as if she were looking at a traitor.


    Zhao Liya looked strange and said, "Mom, why are you so concerned about this?"


    Liu Wanyun suddenly felt guilty, but her mind was like electricity and said, "is this what I care about? I''m educating you to be an honest person and a responsible person. How can you stand idly by when a friend is in trouble? You let me down!"


    As Li Tiezhu''s passer-by fan, Zhao Liya smiled bitterly: "good, good! I''ll record a statement and send it out in the evening."


    Black fan Zhao Muye quit and said, "Ya Ya, don''t get involved in this. How can girls have anything to do with this? Besides, flies don''t bite seamless eggs! If Li Tiezhu were clean, would he go to that place?"


    Iron powder Liu wanyunba said, "the fact is the fact. Besides, Yaya herself said on the program that she and Li Tiezhu are friends. If she doesn''t help to talk at this time, her reputation will be good?"


    Zhao Muye: "


    Zhao Liya knows that her father has always fought five dregs. In fact, she also wants to help Li Tiezhu. She is not afraid of any gossip.


    So she said:


    "Well, well, I think mom is right. We must resist the unhealthy tendencies in the entertainment industry. I will certainly help Li Tiezhu speak. In the future, I will learn from Li Tiezhu and have a decent style."


    It''s starting to carry smuggled goods.


    Smart as Liu Wanyun, she didn''t know her daughter had made a price. She nodded and smiled kindly:


    "Yaya, good job! My mother didn''t support you to sing before because she was afraid you would learn bad. Now, if you have such an awareness, my mother can rest assured! As a singer, you should also work hard."


    "Thank you, mom! Mom is so nice!"


    Zhao Liya secretly winked at Liu Wanyun, hehe hehe.


    Liu Wanyun didn''t know why. Then she looked down and saw a guy named "Iron Man" in the serious Gang group and said:


    "Thank you, mom! Mom is so nice!"


    Suddenly, Liu Wanyun blushed like an apple and finally began to concentrate on eating. She didn''t lift her head and didn''t dare to lift it.


    Zhao Liya put down her cell phone and caught a fish for her father. Who hasn''t joined the organization yet? Cut! I''m Zhao Liya at the veteran level, okay? I''ve been a member of a serious Gang since I heard people like me.


    Look at your cute new silently. You''ve been "bewitching people" in the group for most of the day. Don''t talk. Do you think I''m a zombie?


    But, mom, I didn''t expect your three views to explode like this!


    Tut tut


    Zhao Liya is still trapped in shock. What magic does Li Tiezhu have?


    Even my mother, who is extremely excluded from the entertainment industry, has developed into brain powder. In the afternoon, the angry mother said in the group that "when she saw iron pillar go to that place, her mother was relieved" and "don''t say he spent money himself, but mothers could raise money for him".


    Moreover, that fool actually slept with lengba, the goddess of most Chinese men!


    Or vice versa.


    The storm of Li Tiezhu doesn''t seem so serious. Li Tiezhu and lengba don''t look worried at all.


    They still have that mind. They are ashamed to do sports in broad daylight. Does teacher lengba have a way to help Li Tiezhu recover his reputation?


    ¡­¡­


    Zhang Jianjun is very depressed today. The wind on the Internet is one-sided. It seems that he wants to divide Li Tiezhu into five parts to thank the people for their anger.


    It is also said that the good voice program group is discussing Li Tiezhu. If the live broadcast of the East China Sea competition area is over soon, it will announce the ban on Li Tiezhu.


    It seems that Li Tiezhu is finished.


    He didn''t see hope again until he saw the message from "Wanyun''s mother".


    Tut!


    The mothers were still fierce. Zhang Jianjun trembled at the thought of those tigers and wolves who spoke in the group, such as "Wanyun mother".


    The original video has the second half? As long as you find that video, you can turn it against the wind.


    Others can''t, but Zhang Jianjun wants to try.


    He didn''t even go to the Internet cafe. Time was pressing. Zhang Jianjun couldn''t afford to hide his identity. He directly opened his computer, hacked into the communication company and looked for the mobile phone number of Xiao town.

 Chapter 49

    At 8 p.m., the good voice East China Sea competition area was in full swing, with wonderful and suspense. However, the focus of the barrage was not on the program, but Li Tiezhu.


    "Li Tiezhu scum!"


    "I''m so serious! Hehe."


    "I have separated from the serious gang and am deeply disgusted."


    "On stage, I sing to my dead mother, donate 200000, and wear old clothes donated by kind people. Tut tut..."


    "It must be false to donate 200000!"


    "That''s why Li Tiezhu doesn''t buy new clothes. Save money."


    "Serious people, who goes to such a place? Ha ha ha..."


    "Why hasn''t the program team blocked Li Tiezhu?"


    "What''s the hurry? Li Tiezhu is dead."


    "I voted for him last night. It''s disgusting to think about it."


    "I''m relieved to see my iron pillar go to that place."


    "The one in front is more disgusting!"


    "You misunderstood. What he said was the remarks of some people in the serious Gang, just moving."


    "His fans are as disgusting as him."


    Backstage, Xiao Zhen watched the live broadcast with his mobile phone, and his face was filled with a spring smile.


    Wu Yongqiang is also brushing his mobile phone, always paying attention to the development of the situation. His focus is not on the Internet, but in the circle. After receiving a message, Wu Yongqiang smiled:


    "Zhanzhan, there is new news from the program group. At 10 o''clock tonight, it is officially announced to block Li Tiezhu at the end of the game."


    "Well, we finished the game at 9:30 and sent out Zhao Liya''s video in the car."


    "Is that still necessary? Li Tiezhu can''t turn over."


    "Of course! That woman humiliated me. When Li Tiezhu stinks and dies, it''s interesting to send out the video of them hugging!"


    "You... Those who offend people like this are the leaders of the national team."


    "Really? How fun it is!"


    Xiao Zhen smiled more brightly. Those who offended me should be punished. This is the rule, my rule! Why do you look down on me when I work so hard? Why humiliate me?


    My efforts... You can''t see.


    Wu Yongqiang didn''t dare to persuade again. He said, "the paparazzi who took the video ran away. It seems that we gave too little money. He wants 50000."


    Xiao Zhen sneered: "Oh! I have enough respect for him for 5000. He doesn''t have that video in his hand. What are you afraid of?"


    Wu Yongqiang worried: "I''m afraid others will resign if they know..."


    Xiao Zhen: "the dog will come back when he is hungry."


    Wu Yongqiang received another message, and then looked at Xiao Zhen strangely: "someone just made a voice to support Li Tiezhu."


    Xiao Zhen was delighted when he heard this: "which evil pen is so stupid?"


    "Zhao Liya. No, more than that, another one, lengba."


    "Hmm? Are these two women crazy?"


    "Also, Mr. Han Hong."


    "Tut tut...... the leaders of the national team have blown up. Don''t they know that Li Tiezhu can''t be saved?"


    "Chen Poisson, Zhou Hongru..."


    Wu Yongqiang has some worries. What''s wrong?


    Xiao Zhen was very happy, holding his mobile phone: "Oh! I''ll see the excitement, too."


    Tiktok.


    Zhao Liya, whose ID is "hot pot is about to eat standing", sent a selfie Video:


    "Hello, I''m Zhao Liya. This is my first face video to help my friend Li Tiezhu clarify something."


    "In fact, he was cheated to that place by his co-workers. I happened to be there that day. I met Li Tiezhu. I watched him go in, but he came out soon. The video crazy on the Internet was only the first half, and the picture of Li Tiezhu resolutely leaving behind was maliciously subtracted."


    "So, please believe Li Tiezhu!"


    The comment area was full of abuse. Obviously, most people didn''t believe Zhao Liya''s so-called clarification and thought it was helping Li Tiezhu whitewash.


    How could that happen?


    How could you be a girl in that place? And watch him go in?


    Even Zhao Liya''s fans have left messages to ask Zhao Liya not to be cheated by Li Tiezhu, not to destroy her image and help Li Tiezhu lie.


    Of course, very few rational netizens began to question whether the video was really maliciously edited.


    Xiao Zhen praised the video:


    "That''s interesting! You see, before I sent her face showing video, she posted it on her own. Do you still advise me not to send her video? This stinky 38, Li Tiezhu ruined and helped him. I invited her to perform together again and again, but she threw her face at me. You asked for it!"


    Wu Yongqiang is also extremely puzzled.


    Lengba''s video was taken at Donghai airport.


    "Hello, everyone. I just got off the plane and learned about Li Tiezhu."


    "I think, as a tutor who personally put him on this stage, I need to explain it to you. I asked him about it, and he explained it to me. In fact, he didn''t know what kind of place others took him to. He came out soon after he found it and went back to the construction site to add a night shift. I think the workers on the construction site can prove this."


    "That''s what I learned. I believe him."


    In the comment area, netizens also don''t buy it. They think that the program team doesn''t want to give up Li Tiezhu and forces lengba to come out and forcibly wash the white.


    Double click like again in Xiaozhen:


    "The local dogs are very popular. However, those migrant workers can''t prove anything. Maybe Li Tiezhu is in good health. When it''s over, he still has the strength to work overtime? Ha ha..."


    The statements of Chen Poisson and Zhou Hongru were sent to the wechat circle of friends. Few people can see the things of the elderly, and their defense is very pale.


    Xiao town directly ignored these two people and clicked the official video of kaihong fund.


    Mr. Han Hong said to the camera:


    "We noticed the doubts of our friends, so I personally consulted the data and materials of Shudu branch."


    "According to the data, Li Tiezhu received some clothes two years ago, and he and his father often donated money. Two days ago, he did donate 200000 to Hong fund. These are facts! Netizens don''t have to question it any more."


    "As for Li Tiezhu''s scandal, it has nothing to do with the foundation. Therefore, next, I will only say a few words on behalf of myself."


    "Even if Li Tiezhu did something wrong, I also have the responsibility. I promised his mother to help take care of and teach Li Tiezhu. But later, I forgot. Even if he hadn''t suddenly become popular, I wouldn''t remember seeing such a child and making such a promise in my life. I''m sorry!"


    "I will personally go to him and correct his mistakes, and I will never make them again. Even if he doesn''t sing anymore, it''s the same as being an ordinary person. Please give him some space and give me some time."


    "After I met him, I''ll report back to you. Thank you!"


    Xiao Zhen subconsciously praised it at the beginning. After reading it, he gnashed his teeth and cancelled it again.


    National team leader, a little cruel!


    The wind in the comment area finally wavered. Since Li Tiezhu''s donation and wearing old clothes are true, his righteousness is not said. Even if you really go to that place, it''s a small loss.


    Although this is also the death of public figures, it is no longer doomed.

 Chapter 50

    At 9 pm, Li Tiezhu, wearing flip flops and beach pants, came to the East China Sea.


    This was his first trip out of the province. He was a little excited. He went to the roadside to buy a bottle of water, visited a small drugstore, and then strolled outside Donghai TV station.


    "Now, what are you going to do?"


    Lengba wrapped herself tightly for fear of being recognized. At the same time, she forced Li Tiezhu to wear a mask and a cap.


    Originally, Li Tiezhu planned to come alone, but lengba didn''t know why and had to follow. She also recorded a video at the airport to help Li Tiezhu clarify. Li Tiezhu is also very grateful.


    Li Tiezhu handed the water to lengba and said, "go to find Xiao Zhen. He played in the third group in the East China Sea competition tonight. He has just ranked first and promoted. He should come out soon."


    Lengba wondered, "how do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu raised Nokia: "Tony told me that he was in a group of makeup artists. One of them was a makeup artist in Xiao town. He had been showing off in the group. Moreover, Tony was watching the live broadcast of the game."


    "But how did you find him?"


    "Wait for him in the parking lot. Don''t go. Wait for me here. Thank you, really."


    "I''d better go with you."


    Lengba certainly doesn''t have to wade in this muddy water, but I don''t know why. She just doesn''t like Li Tiezhu''s low voice. It''s clear that he is the one who has been discredited. Why should she come to be humiliated by Xiao town?


    What face-to-face communication to clarify the problem is a lie. Three-year-old children know it''s impossible.


    Li Tiezhu must be afraid of seeing him humiliated.


    All she can do is brush her face, try to let Xiao Zhen show mercy and let Li Tiezhu live. But it''s not certain whether people buy it or not. After all, he has a godfather.


    "You can''t get in."


    Li Tiezhu dropped a sentence, went to the roadside, picked up a set of cleaner''s work clothes from the trash can, put them on his body, and then pushed the trash can towards the entrance of the parking lot.


    Of course lengba can''t keep up. How did he do it?


    When he came to the security Pavilion, Li Tiezhu knocked on the window: "brother, do you have a bottle and a can?"


    The security guard was watching the ball game on his mobile phone and said irritably, "no!"


    Li Tiezhu gave a cry, pushed the trash can into the parking lot, turned back and said, "if you want it next time, keep it for me."


    The security guard was more upset: "no, no!"


    Li Tiezhu pushed the trash can into the parking lot and strolled around.


    Lengba looked at all this strangely. Something''s wrong!


    Why are there overalls in the trash can? Or dedicated to Donghai TV station? How did he know? Li Tiezhu has a problem. Go and apologize. Is it necessary to be as flashy as an agent?


    Besides, does he know where the car in Shaw town is parked? Do you mean


    ¡­¡­


    Zhang Xiaomeng, who was working overtime, carefully emptied the SMS and deleted the pictures in the mobile phone photo album.


    "That guy is really open-minded, too. He is a poor child who suddenly gets angry and suddenly falls into a desperate situation. He can''t care about his face. Just, why did he go to Xiao town? He did Li Tiezhu this time? Is it useful to apologize?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng stroked his beard and shook his head slightly. He was not optimistic about Li Tiezhu''s apology trip at all.


    In this circle, some things must be done once they are done. Just like Xiaozhen this time, it will not give Li Tiezhu any chance to turn over, and naturally it will not accept the so-called apology.


    Even so, Zhang Xiaomeng chose to help Li Tiezhu.


    After all, if Li Tiezhu is finished, his promotion will be yellow. Even because of this matter, it will affect his future career.


    Treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!


    Originally, Penguin culture is one of the good voice organizers. Zhang Xiaomeng, who is not a low position, can still do it if he wants his colleagues at the East China Sea scene to help take two photos. Anyway, Xiao town is so high-profile that his luxury car Penguin employees know each other.


    It''s even easier to get a set of cleaners'' uniforms from Donghai TV station.


    ¡­¡­


    Nokia''s display effect is really not very good. The picture is magnified several times before you can see the license plate number and parking space number clearly.


    In a few minutes, Li Tiezhu found the black Rolls Royce with an old driver in it.


    Li Tiezhu plays with his mobile phone at the right rear of the luxury car.


    Tony''s text message: Xiao town has finished unloading her makeup and is going to take the elevator downstairs. Brother, it''s no use apologizing. We can only humiliate ourselves. We don''t have to.


    Li Tiezhu replied: it''s not an apology. It''s a frank communication to let him realize his mistakes and correct them.


    Tony: isn''t it, brother? Do you really think that kind of person will reason with you?


    Li Tiezhu: you know I''m good at communication. I''m sure I can move him.


    Li Tiezhu was a little slow in typing. When he finished sending the message, the elevator doors not far away opened. Xiao Zhen came over surrounded by agents, assistants and bodyguards.


    At a glance, Li Tiezhu lowered his head and counted his fingers carefully:


    "0.3, 0.2, 0.5, 1.0, 1.5, a total of... 3.5 people, barely."


    Xiao town and his party approached. The driver got off to greet them. The assistant little sister came quickly to open the door. The agent Wu Yongqiang flattered Xiao town''s performance today. The tall and strong bodyguard looked at the surrounding environment slightly relaxed and automatically ignored the cleaner.


    Wu Yongqiang said, "do you really want to send out the video of Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya?"


    Xiao Zhen: "the leaders of the national team are all gone. What else do we have to leave? Just hide things."


    Wu Yongqiang nodded repeatedly.


    Just as Xiao Zhen was about to get on the bus, Li Tiezhu looked up:


    "Hello! Xiao Zhen, isn''t it?"


    Xiao Zhen looked up suspiciously, and the bodyguard stood in front of Xiao Zhen.


    Li Tiezhu took off his cap and mask and grinned: "meet me, I''m Li Tiezhu."


    All of them were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu?


    Why did he come to the East China Sea from Shudu?


    Besides, what does he come to Xiao town for at this time?


    After being surprised, Xiao Zhen''s pale face suddenly swelled with a morbid blush and inexplicable excitement in his eyes. He couldn''t help laughing, gently pushed away the security guard in front of him and walked to Li Tiezhu:


    "Who should I be? It''s you, a local dog. You''re well informed? You came to kneel down to beg for mercy?"


    Li Tiezhu was a little reserved: "I came to see you for friendly communication. I''ll say hello first when I meet you for the first time."


    Xiao Zhen sneered: "hit you, madder..."


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu swung his arm round and slapped Xiao Zhen into the back of the car. The greeting was very loud.


    "Oh..."


    Xiao Zhen screamed in pain.


    Li Tiezhu quickly grabbed Xiao Zhen''s beautiful hair, yanked it to his right rear, then swept his right leg and kicked it on the other party''s calf.


    In this way, it can ensure that the other party will land on his knees first when he falls quickly. According to the fighting capacity of 0.2 people in Xiao town, I can''t get up in ten minutes.

 Chapter 51

    This sudden situation frightened Wu Yongqiang and his little assistant.


    The bodyguard reacted the fastest. He rushed to Li Tiezhu first. The latter raised his hand with a punch, but was easily avoided. Then, the bodyguard hit Li Tiezhu with a knee and pushed him hard in the abdomen.


    Boom!


    Li Tiezhu almost vomited out his lungs with a loud cry, which hurt his heart.


    Wrong!


    This guy is more than one point five. He should be two point five or three people. It''s good to have money!


    Li Tiezhu endured the pain and put a head hammer on the bridge of the bodyguard''s nose. The two can separate. The bodyguard lifted his Yin leg with one foot. Li Tiezhu hugged each other''s leg and held it to the top of his head.


    The bodyguard fell down, but he still reached out and pulled down Li Tiezhu. They rolled on the ground.


    One, two, three, four


    For four?


    Li Tiezhu''s nose blood was beaten out and his eyebrow arch was cracked, but he failed to hit the other party. The driver of the other party also ran over with a baseball bat and hit Li Tiezhu on the back.


    In order to facilitate the driver''s assistance, the bodyguard deliberately pushed Li Tiezhu above.


    After nearly 20 times, Li Tiezhu''s consciousness was a little blurred, which was a precursor to syncope. He bit his tongue hard, woke up a lot under the stimulation of the fishy smell, and spit out a mouthful of blood.


    "Bah!"


    Just stay awake. I haven''t had time to use my advanced communication skills. How can I fall down first?


    "Grass!"


    Li Tiezhu completely gave up his defense, hugged the bodyguard''s head with both hands, and smashed it on the concrete floor, two times and three times... Advanced! communicate! skill! Concise and powerful!


    Dong Dong Dong


    After ten blows, the bodyguard finally lost his eyes and gradually loosened his strength.


    Well, almost convinced one.


    Li Tiezhu took the opportunity to stand up with the swing of a baseball bat and landed on the driver''s belly. The driver flew out three meters and lost his baseball bat.


    Li Tiezhu picked up the baseball bat and looked back. Sure enough, he saw the bodyguard struggling to stand up again. He was not satisfied.


    He looked at the frightened driver, went to the shaky bodyguard, held the bat in both hands, aimed at it and smashed it down.


    Boom!


    Blood splashed everywhere.


    According to experience, it should be concussion for several days? But according to this guy''s physique, it''s estimated that he can recover in a day or two.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the bodyguard who was paralyzed on the ground like mud and his legs twitched and evaluated carefully.


    After confirming that the bodyguard could no longer stand up and was completely persuaded, Li Tiezhu went after the driver. This guy wanted to get in the car and run away, because the assistant and agent over there had helped Xiao Zhen into the car.


    Boom!


    This time it hit the driver on the back and hit the ground hard. He bent his back and twisted like a shrimp. This man doesn''t talk much. He''s too easy to be persuaded.


    Li Tiezhu has a sense of propriety. If the driver doesn''t carry it, he can''t hit his head.


    "Hoo! It hurts so much, madder. Your bodyguard can fight too."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t stand steadily. Holding Rolls Royce, he walked to the door at an extremely slow speed. His eyes were a little blurred and blood. He looked up at the distant camera and grinned indifferently.


    There should be a lot of cameras here. The security guards can''t see them at all. He can''t see dozens of them on the construction site. Each picture is as big as a cigarette box.


    Moreover, even if found, it''s no big deal. Communication is inevitably fierce.


    The door was opened and the three people inside were scared out of color.


    Li Tiezhu was carrying a baseball bat in one hand. His face was bruised, one eye was bruised, and a two centimeter wound on the brow bone was bleeding out. He bared his teeth and smiled. The blood foam splashed everywhere. Sen Bai''s teeth were particularly dazzling.


    "My godfather will kill you!"


    Xiao Zhen, who felt that his leg was about to break, saw Li Tiezhu''s fierce face and was scared all over. His color was fierce and his voice was sharper, like a good family woman who was about to be insulted.


    Li Tiezhu slowly took off the cleaner''s work clothes. Fortunately, he didn''t get too much blood.


    "Are you an assistant? You go."


    The girl was already scared to cry. She took a look at Xiao town. Still in great fear, she stepped out of the car, and then ran away screaming.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Yongqiang: "agent? Are you leaving?"


    Wu Yongqiang looked at Xiao town. The latter grabbed him with both hands. Obviously, he begged not to leave him alone to face the madman.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and looked at Wu Yongqiang with an expression of solicitation.


    Communication is a manual job!


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t intend to convince those meaningless people, such as the assistant little sister with congenital communication skills and the fat agent who doesn''t seem to be able to talk.


    Wu Yongqiang''s teeth were fighting. He pushed away Xiao Zhen''s hand and whispered, "I, I''ll find someone... Find a way to save you."


    Li Tiezhu tilted his head: "please give us more time to communicate."


    Wu Yongqiang got out of the car, didn''t dare to look directly at Li Tiezhu, and stepped back against the car: "you... Don''t mess around! If something happens to him, you''ll be dead, you..."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head slightly: "you misunderstood me. I just want to have a serious chat with Xiao Zhen. Don''t you think I''m going to kill him?"


    Wu Yongqiang trembled with fear.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you city people are really. They always think we rural people are barbaric. In fact, we are also very reasonable. If you don''t believe it, ask the bodyguard and driver."


    Wu Yongqiang decided that the goods were abnormal and crazy. He didn''t dare to theory and ran away.


    Xiao Zhen was the only one left in the car. He wanted to run, but his legs were soft and he couldn''t move. Moreover, he was afraid that his running would further annoy Li Tiezhu. If that guy was crazy, he would stick a stick in my head


    "Hiss - it hurts me!" Li Tiezhu bared his teeth and sat in the back of the car without closing the door. "Gee, the car is good! Do you have hundreds of thousands? If you have money, give me an old man, Bashi!"


    Xiao Zhenxin mentioned his voice and trembled, and a warm current came from under his crotch.


    Li Tiezhu took the paper towel in the car, wiped the blood on his face, smiled and looked at Xiao Zhen: "I heard you just got promoted? Congratulations!"


    Xiao Zhen: "


    "Eh? Peed?"


    "You are so... Naughty! How can you pee on the car? I don''t understand what bad habits you little fresh meat have."


    "I came here today to have a frank chat with you. Excuse me, are you free now?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Xiao town with a kind smile.


    Xiao Zhen''s eyes dodged: "I..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "shouldn''t you be very busy?"


    Xiao Zhen quickly shook his head: "no, not busy..."


    "Then... Talk?"


    "OK."


    "You see, that''s good! Dialogue and communication is the right way to solve misunderstandings."


    Li Tiezhu showed an expression of appreciation.


    After touching his body, Li Tiezhu took out a small medicine bottle and handed it to Xiao Zhen: "are you tired after a performance? I brought you something to drink."


    Xiao Zhen shrunk back: "what is this...?"


    Li Tiezhu squinted: "I thought we were friends. Unexpectedly, I sent you drinks all the way. You actually reacted like this."


    Xiao Zhen: "


    In this way, Li Tiezhu kept the action of handing over the medicine bottle, motionless and smiling.


    Xiao Zhen looked at the blood on Li Tiezhu''s face and thought of the tragedy of bodyguards and drivers. He was scared to death. Shouldn''t this guy want to poison me?


    no He dare not.

 Chapter 52

    Half a minute later, the car was dead silent.


    Li Tiezhu still kept that position, but his other hand turned the baseball bat bored.


    Xiao Zhen was afraid of being shot in the head, so he had to shiver, take the medicine bottle and drink it up. Anyway, this guy dare not kill me! As long as godfather sends someone to arrive, I''ll kill him!


    It''s important to save your life first.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said lazily, "don''t be so solemn and stirring. It''s just cathartic, not poison. Well! Talk about the subject. Don''t worry. Take your time. Your agent is very sensible and will leave us enough time."


    Laxatives?


    Xiao Zhen was surprised again. What does the manager mean?


    ¡­¡­


    After Wu Yongqiang calmed down, he was really sensible.


    I''m mainly afraid that Li Tiezhu will jump over the wall. With Li Tiezhu''s current attack power and madness, who dares to take risks?


    At this time, Wu Yongqiang and a TV station leader close to Kyushu culture were in the security room, staring at the enlarged monitoring screen to broadcast the communication conference.


    From this angle, the situation inside the car can be photographed through the open door. In addition, the video has been magnified by technology to see their actions.


    They did not inform the program group and TV station, nor did they call the police, and even the security guards at the scene were sealed.


    The reason for this choice, on the one hand, is afraid that if the police are reported to stimulate Li Tiezhu, Xiao town will be in danger of life. Another reason is that there must be no such scandal in Xiao town, which will ruin his future - people will know that Xiao town framed Li Tiezhu.


    Of course, they want to kill Li Tiezhu.


    But at this moment, they can only consume like this. When Li Tiezhu has enough revenge, he will take the initiative to leave. This revenge will be reported later! Now, the most important thing is to ensure the safety of Xiao town.


    However, although he could see the picture, he couldn''t hear the conversation. Naturally, he didn''t know what Li Tiezhu had drunk for Xiao town. He couldn''t help but be frightened.


    ¡­¡­


    In contrast, another live broadcast is more vivid because there is sound.


    Time goes back ten minutes ago.


    Zhang Jianjun finally found the mobile phone number of Xiao town, and then quietly hacked in. He didn''t find Li Tiezhu''s video, but he was unwilling, so he took the risk to open the microphone of Xiao town''s mobile phone.


    After that, Xiao Zhen entered the elevator room and the signal was interrupted. When the signal recovered again, Zhang Jianjun was startled because he heard the voice of his beloved bean:


    "Hello! Xiao Zhen, isn''t it?"


    Li Tiezhu went to the East China Sea to find Xiao town. He also knew that Xiao town had hacked him?


    Zhang Jianjun hacked into the monitoring system of Donghai TV station and called out the live picture. With the sound of the same period, it was a perfect live broadcast.


    At this time, he thought Li Tiezhu was going to be soft.


    Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu raised his hand, slapped Xiao town, and then fought.


    Zhang Jianjun was shocked. Li Tiezhu was too impulsive and stupid. At the same time, Zhang Jianjun realized that this was an opportunity and the last opportunity, a possible opportunity for Jedi anti killing.


    No matter whether Li Tiezhu''s behavior is illegal or not, as long as Xiao Zhen dares to humiliate Li Tiezhu and tell a little truth, this audio video will become irrefutable evidence.


    Zhang Jianjun also knows that he is likely to be exposed afterwards. He is not afraid. He was worried that those people had good hands and eyes and could not protect the evidence.


    Therefore, Zhang Jianjun had a bold idea.


    A message appears in the serious Gang Group:


    "According to the latest information, Li Tiezhu is beating Xiao town in the underground parking lot of Donghai TV station. Click the link below to watch the live broadcast and record the video. If anything happens to me, you also have a backup in hand to help Li Tiezhu. The live broadcast room is limited to 10 people. Link:..."


    Distribute the evidence so that it''s safe.


    Zhang Jianjun built a live studio and started the delayed "live broadcast". The serious gang members who were secretly desperate immediately jumped up.


    ¡­¡­


    Zhao family villa, after seeing off the second old man, Zhao Muye started a long work of washing dishes.


    Liu Wanyun and Zhao Liya are silent and brush their mobile phones in the living room.


    Suddenly receiving the news from Zhang Jianjun, Liu Wanyun''s face changed. She hurried upstairs into her bedroom. She was about to close the door, but she saw Zhao Liya come in with her.


    Liu Wanyun pushed Zhao Liya out: "what are you doing with me? Mom has important work to do."


    Zhao Liya showed a strange and powerless expression: "aren''t our ''jobs'' the same?"


    Liu Wanyun blushed: "well..."


    Forget, my identity has been exposed. I and my daughter are "accomplices".


    However, what a shame!


    Of course, now Li Tiezhu is hitting people. The matter is very serious and can''t care about anything else. Let''s watch it together. Mother and daughter are united, and their profits break gold!


    Lock the door and they open the live video.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu instantly go to Xiaozhen, the mother and daughter were excited and cheered, and then the situation turned sharply. Li Tiezhu was surrounded and beaten by the two, and the two women were almost crying.


    Later, Li Tiezhu fought back against Gan Ting''s bodyguard and driver. Liu Wanyun and Zhao Liya smiled at each other and found that each other''s eyes were also red!


    But what''s he gonna do to Shaw?


    If you just beat him up and don''t say anything about breaking the law, it won''t solve the problem at all.


    "I heard you just got promoted? Congratulations!"


    "You are so... Naughty! How can you pee on the car? I don''t understand what bad habits you little fresh meat have."


    "I came here today to have a frank chat with you. Excuse me, are you free now?"


    "You see, that''s good! Dialogue and communication is the right way to solve misunderstandings."


    As Li Tiezhu''s calm words sounded, both mother and daughter were shocked. Unexpectedly, this side of my Tiezhu? Calm enough to be abnormal! Stupid is stupid, but it seems that he is not impulsive, but has long calculated.


    what?


    Xiao Zhen was given laxative?


    "Well done! Iron pillar, mother supports you!"


    Liu Wanyun applauded happily. Then she saw Zhao Liya''s red face and immediately restrained. The child was too ashamed.


    Zhao Liya is embarrassed, so love will disappear, right?


    Lost for a moment, Zhao Liya suddenly took out her mobile phone and began to make a call.


    Li Tiezhu can turn over with this video and get Xiao town out of the entertainment circle, but this video will also put Li Tiezhu in prison. This is a double-edged sword, but it doesn''t matter. What matters is Li Tiezhu''s safety.


    "Hello? Mr. lengba? I know you''re in the East China Sea... You''re waiting for him outside? That''s great! Li Tiezhu is beating Xiao town in the parking lot. Don''t you know? He stunned the bodyguard and driver, and now his face is covered with blood. I''m afraid that Xiao town people will block Li Tiezhu and retaliate against him. Call a car right away. Li Tiezhu will leave as soon as he comes out, eh, OK! Thank you!"


    After hanging up, Zhao Liya was stunned. Why should I thank her? That''s her man. She thanked me.


    Liu Wanyun glared at Zhao Liya: "why did you tell outsiders about the iron pillar beating?"


    Zhao Liya shook her head: "no! She''s not an outsider!"


    Yes, the two of us who are excited are outsiders. Even if we are Li Tiezhu''s "close guard army", the other two are insiders who "know the root and the bottom".


    ¡­¡­


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 Chapter 53

    In the parking lot, the plot is still running in a strange direction.


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and began recording videos at Xiao town. He smiled and said, "in order to witness our historic communication, I''ll record a video. Do you mind?"


    How dare Xiao Zhen shake his head?


    Li Tiezhu specially approached the close-up urine wet seat and aimed at Xiao Zhen: "yes, when I participated in the audition, I was inexplicably praised by netizens on the new star list, which I heard later. I didn''t want to step on you. All netizens are too enthusiastic. I apologize to you. Can you... Accept it?"


    Xiao Zhen just wanted to end the nightmare as soon as possible: "yes, I can accept it."


    "I didn''t force you? Really accept it?"


    "Really."


    "Talk about your feelings and communicate! Everyone should speak freely. I can''t feel your sincerity with such a sentence of two or three words!"


    "I accept, really accept! I''m too... Careful about this. I shouldn''t do this. I shouldn''t... Invite a wine pen to maliciously frame you for plagiarism. It''s all my fault!"


    "Don''t be like this! We are all friends. Can I hold a grudge against you? The past is over, and the wine pen has not been punished as it should be?"


    "Yes, thank you, sir."


    "Tut! Are you estranged? Who are we talking to? Anyway, you peed your pants and didn''t plan to change one?"


    "Well..."


    "Forget it, just be happy. Next topic, I was secretly photographed to go to that place. Did you put it to Donghai TV station?"


    "Not me!"


    "You''re not interesting enough! Communication should be honest, so that everyone can have heart to heart."


    "No... I didn''t lie to you. It''s none of my business..."


    Li Tiezhu sighed and felt a little difficult. I ask questions sincerely, but you lie a lot. How can you communicate?


    ¡­¡­


    When they saw this paragraph, Zhao Liya and Liu Wanyun laughed with joy, and their worries were much weaker.


    "Record the video, tut Tut, Li Tiezhu is bad!"


    Zhao Liya make complaints about Tucao.


    Liu Wanyun refuted, "what''s going bad? This is the way to deal with bad people. He recorded a video over there, and with us, it''s like a mountain of hard evidence! My iron pillar is smart!"


    "Cough..."


    Zhao Liya didn''t know what to say. When she heard the words "iron pillar of my house", a deep sense of shame spontaneously arose.


    Liu Wanyun blushed even more. Her dignity as a mother disappeared. She hesitated and said, "Tiezhu is kind-hearted and has no mother. That... We just care about him."


    "You know, Wan Yun''s mother."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    In the room, the atmosphere became more strange. The mother and daughter blushed at each other and continued to watch Li Tiezhu ravage Xiao town.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu is not smart. He was not smart before. Now he has an IQ of 93. Of course, he can''t come up with any wonderful ideas in a flash.


    He can only sum up experience in cases, constantly learn and improve, and strive to temper his communication art.


    Otherwise, Tony wouldn''t be so adept at tying him.


    The last time I communicated with people was three months ago, which is also the most successful communication so far, which is of great significance for reference. The handling of Xiao town this time is almost completely copied from that time.


    That time, a Xueba in the next class was exposed by Qin Tao because of his dissatisfaction with cheating. He maliciously took pictures of Qin Tao''s women''s bathhouse and spread them everywhere. He also asked someone to act as a witness.


    Finally, Qin Tao was speechless and was about to be expelled from the school.


    Li Tiezhu took a chance to overturn some of Xueba''s dog legs and forcibly abducted him to the construction site. His henchmen also knew that they had committed the crime first and did not dare to call the police.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao poured laxatives on the guy, and then recorded a video interrogation. The other party was also tough, but they didn''t admit it.


    Until he pulled a crotch, Li Tiezhu threatened to get fired and send the video to the school Internet. The guy panicked, quickly admitted his mistake, and took the initiative to send a wechat to the teacher to admit his mistake.


    The next day, the guy publicly apologized and admitted his entrapment and asked for punishment.


    Taking back his thoughts from his memories, Li Tiezhu looked at Xiao Zhen again: "your future is bright, isn''t it? I heard that your resources are better than many famous stars. I''m really envious."


    Xiao Zhen said warily, "what do you mean?"


    Suddenly, a wave of colic came from his stomach, and Xiao Zhen''s facial features were distorted.


    "Well, I want to communicate with you. I just want to solve the problem. Let''s continue to be friends and make peace with Meimei. But you also know that my future is gone. So, do you think you will have a smooth sailing?"


    "You... Ah ah ah!"


    "Everyone said that if you want to be friends, you have to share difficulties. It doesn''t make sense for you to be a big star. Let me continue to move bricks on the construction site? I''ll send this video to the Internet to let your fans look forward to it."


    "So what?"


    "That will make you have no place in the entertainment industry!"


    Li Tiezhu''s tone is plain and his heart is a little happy. His IQ of 93 is still good. He can speak beautiful idioms.


    Xiao Zhen endured the pain: "think beautiful..."


    Didn''t you just pee your pants? It''s not forced by you. It''s not a big problem to do public relations at that time. Some people believe it''s mineral water. And the fact that Li Tiezhu was trapped before is not irrefutable.


    Poof poof


    A series of strange sounds sounded, and Xiao Zhen''s face turned white.


    He''s missing.


    At this moment, he fully understood that there was something wrong with the color. They were all photographed. If this video comes out, he Xiaozhen will become a laughing stock for everyone and the entertainment industry can''t stay at all.


    And Li Tiezhu? Sue him? He''s only in prison at most, and what about himself?


    Idol?


    A string of rare idols?


    Li Tiezhu had already prepared. Two small paper balls blocked his nostrils and said, "what''s your habit? Peeing in your pants doesn''t count, but pulling in your crotch."


    Xiao Zhen was a little nauseous, retched and completely softened: "you won, I said! I asked someone to give the video to the TV station, and the video was also in my USB flash drive."


    ¡­¡­


    No wonder I can''t find the video. It turned out to be in the USB flash drive. It''s really a cut and a gain.


    When Zhang Jianjun saw this, he couldn''t help applauding. Who said Li Tiezhu was stupid?


    Mingming is so clever!


    At this point, Xiao Zhen must find a way to help Li Tiezhu clarify, and he dare not bully Li Tiezhu from now on. After all, Li Tiezhu is in charge of the testimony that he admits to being trapped and the rare video.


    If one day Li Tiezhu is unhappy and the video is first-class, Xiao town will be doomed.


    Worry is a little superfluous!


    Zhang Jianjun can''t help feeling that this "live video" seems to be less important. However, the live broadcast still needs to continue. Anyway, everyone has seen it. There''s no reason not to watch it.


    Everyone is curious. What talent will Li Tiezhu perform next?

 Chapter 54

    "How to put it in the USB flash drive?"


    "Last time, the wine pen''s mobile phone was hacked by your fans, so I''m a lot more cautious this time."


    "So it is. I have great fans."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know that his fans have more powerful tricks, such as organizing hundreds of people to broadcast live. He has friendly communication with Xiao town.


    Xiao Zhen said, "I... I''ll give you the video and you can clarify it."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I found that you are still a good person except for disorderly pulling! But my mobile phone is a function machine, and I''m so earthy that I don''t know how to surf the Internet."


    Xiao Zhen said, "then give it to your friends and let them pass it on for you. As soon as the video comes out, you''ll be fine."


    "Hey! That''s a good idea. You''re so smart!"


    "Thank you."


    "I don''t have many friends. Well, are you my friend?"


    "Ah?"


    "We talked very well today. Do you regard me as a friend?"


    "When! We don''t know each other, or... Let me send you a video for clarification?"


    "Good brother!"


    "No... You''re welcome. They are friends. You are so tiktok."


    "You do it! I believe you, brother!"


    Shaw mobile phone tiktok, immediately put the U disk on the phone, found the undeleted video and uploaded it to his own voice account, but he had millions of fans.


    Xiao town is collapsing. It stinks!


    ¡­¡­


    "You are really good at making friends! Hahaha..."


    Zhao Liya smiled and burst into tears. Didn''t she force him to make friends? I didn''t expect that Xiao town, the enemy, would end up like this. It''s refreshing!


    Liu Wanyun was a little angry: "iron pillar is still kind-hearted. You can''t be kind to such a person. It''s good to ruin his reputation."


    Zhao Liya said, "that''s not worth the loss. Li Tiezhu''s behavior is against the law and he should go to jail. Xiao Zhen''s immortality is not so important. It''s important that Li Tiezhu can be resurrected with blood. Xiao Zhen doesn''t dare to let today''s events come to light for the sake of face and future."


    Liu Wanyun knew her daughter was right, but she was still a little angry.


    Zhao Liya said again, "I know you love your children. Understand, understand! Wanyun''s mother."


    Liu Wanyun: "after the live broadcast, I''ll change the remarks..."


    For the first time in her life, Zhao Liya said to her mother, "that''s not necessary. Even if it''s not Wanyun''s mother, you''re still Wanyun''s mother in your heart!"


    Liu Wanyun''s ears were red, and then... A slap made Zhao Liya look like Venus.


    ¡­¡­


    Over there, Xiao Zhen clenched his teeth and said, "the video has been transmitted."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "thank you, brother, but look. Will the fans wonder if you have this video? Although you are kind enough to help me clarify, what if someone is gloomy and says that both videos are your handwriting?"


    "It''s all right. It''s my fault."


    "I can''t bear it! You say you are such a kind and lovely high-quality idol. How can you have stains? Just doubt!"


    "Ah?"


    "Tiktok, now you take a video, and say this, you know, we are the brother who has appreciated each other. This time you know what happened to me, I started a resource, and finally found the original video, which is the name for Li Tiezhu."


    "I..."


    "This can create your image as a brother! You don''t want others to know that we are good brothers? Look down on me?"


    "No! I''ll send it now, I''ll send it now."


    Xiao Zhen''s hands trembled and raised his cell phone to take a selfie.


    "Hello!"


    Li Tiezhu roared.


    Xiao Zhen was so frightened that he almost dropped his mobile phone in the excrement and said in fear, "why, what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu said angrily: "remember to open your face. Just slapped you in the face. Your face is a little swollen, which will destroy your beautiful image."


    "Thank you."


    Xiao Zhen was like a little quail, shivering in the cold wind and began to take selfie:


    "Friends, Li Tiezhu and I have known each other for a long time... Brother tie, someone framed him this time to ruin his future. I, I can''t see it..."


    The video was recorded soon. Li Tiezhu checked it and asked Xiao town to send it out.


    Li Tiezhu said with satisfaction, "good brother, I will remember your kindness all my life!"


    Xiao Zhen: "


    Li Tiezhu: "what? You don''t think I''m wordy. You want to drive me away?"


    "No... no, I like talking to you."


    "Just like it. Let''s talk about another ten dollars?"


    "No, no!"


    "It''s good to communicate so smoothly! But have you forgotten something?"


    "Ah?"


    "I just heard from your agent that you want to post the video of me and Zhao Liya hugging?"


    "Oh, yes! I''ll delete that video now."


    Xiao Zhen formatted the USB flash disk and gave it to Li Tiezhu. In this way, even if he can''t recover data, in fact, he doesn''t dare to be a demon anymore.


    ¡­¡­


    "Cuddle, cuddle? What''s going on?"


    Liu Wanyun stared at her daughter unkindly, just like trying a prisoner.


    Zhao Liya didn''t expect that she was also in the ranks of being calculated. She was scared in a cold sweat. If Li Tiezhu hadn''t made a decision, she would have been affected by the fish in the pond. But, mom, what''s your expression?


    Shouldn''t you care about what I''m being calculated?


    ok


    Are you worried that I''m in love?


    Finally, it''s a real mother. It''s quite reliable. I feel the warmth of maternal love again.


    Zhao Liya touched the back of her head and said, "that time I rode with him. The road was bumpy. He just hugged me and let go. We are just friends."


    Liu Wanyun relaxed a lot and said, "that''s good! Li Tiezhu is still young and can''t get involved in gossip. As a friend, you should keep a good distance, otherwise it will bring him trouble."


    WTF£¿


    Zhao Liya is going crazy. Are you afraid I will bring trouble to Li Tiezhu?


    Zhao Liya said, "Mom, you have to be reasonable. He held me and I was the girl who suffered. Don''t you think he bullied me?"


    "Iron pillar is not a casual person."


    "Oh? Your daughter... I am?"


    Liu Wanyun said calmly, "I mean, you have no chest and no butt. Iron pillar will rarely take advantage of you? He is so honest that he can''t be careless with you. Also, you are only 16 years old? Don''t fall in love early."


    Zhao Liya: "


    Now I think I can''t have puppy love? And I''m not sure about my age... It''s really the warmth of maternal love!


    ¡­¡­


    After handling the matter, Li Tiezhu turned off the video recording and said, "it''s a pleasure to chat with you! However, it''s getting late. I won''t bother you to go home and change your pants. Let''s talk next time!"


    "Bye, brother! I''ll buy you a drink next time!"


    Xiao Zhen breathed a sigh of relief. As long as he didn''t spread this video, he could bear it. He could even bear his godfather.

 Chapter 55

    After taking two steps, Li Tiezhu suddenly looked back: "Oh, by the way, this time I spent 500000 to make friends with you. I won''t give you the ticket money. After all, they are all my brothers. But that 500000, or... AA?"


    Xiao Zhen begged, "I''ll give it to you when I go back!"


    Li Tiezhu raised his face and said, "you look down on me!"


    Xiao Zhen cried: "then AA, what you say is what, brother!"


    Li Tiezhu was satisfied. He cordially exchanged his mobile phone number with Xiao Zhen. The two brothers took good care of each other and made an appointment to keep in touch.


    "Brother, I''m leaving."


    "Brother! Slow down."


    Li Tiezhu put on his work clothes, put on his hat and mask, and then waved to the camera. Then he pushed the garbage can and hummed "you look good when you laugh" and left slowly.


    In the security room, Wu Yongqiang''s teeth itch with anger. It''s too arrogant! It''s crazy!


    But when you''re done!


    Wu Yongqiang immediately rushed out with several security guards who had been settled by money and rushed to the underground parking lot. He not only rescued Xiao town, but also carried the bodyguard and driver into the car to destroy all traces that might expose this matter.


    In a word, I went to wash the floor.


    Li Tiezhu pushed the trash can out of the passage. Seeing Wu Yongqiang and the security guards running down in a hurry, he asked, "is there a bottle?"


    Wu Yongqiang and the security guards ran around him without paying attention to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu turned back and shouted, "it''s OK to pull a can."


    Wu Yongqiang ran away with people, but he was still angry and burst out: "get out!"


    Li Tiezhu then continued to push the trash can, hum a song and limp out. These guys... Uncivilized.


    ¡­¡­


    "Perfect victory, Li Tiezhu is powerful and domineering!"


    Zhang Jianjun released the summary of the operation in the group. Then, more than 100 tested soldiers in the group sent congratulatory messages one after another.


    "I knew it! Serious cowhide!"


    "A string of rare idols, dare to black my iron pillar?"


    "Jieqi, too special."


    "I''m Li Tiezhu, full of blood and resurrected!"


    "Xiao Zhen''s life depends on Li Tiezhu''s face. It''s fun to think about it."


    "I recorded the video and took it out when I was in a bad mood."


    "First of all, it is announced that the serious gang will no longer expand one person from now on. Only we are the real iron powder!"


    "Strongly support!"


    "Let those guys who don''t stand firm regret it!"


    "Let''s have a unified understanding. Everyone keeps one video to escort the iron pillar! But remember not to let anyone know."


    "I see!"


    "Copy that!"


    "Absolute execution!"


    "Iron pillar is also badly hurt. Linlin''s mother loves you."


    "Wow! I used to hate you motherfuckers. Now I officially apologize. I love you!"


    "Wan Yun''s mother is the spiritual leader of mother powder. Come on!"


    "Speaking of it, why doesn''t wan Yun''s mother express her joy?"


    Iron Man: "Wan Yun''s mother, you are Tiezhu''s mother!"


    Liu Wanyun raised her hand and wanted to smoke Zhao Liya again, but her daughter had retreated to the door tactically and could attack and retreat. She gnashed her teeth in anger, but there was nothing she could do.


    Never let your husband know about this, otherwise it will be too humiliating. It will be difficult to raise eyebrows in front of him all his life, so... Do you want to unite with this girl who deserves to be beaten?


    I can''t save face!


    Ah! Yes.


    "Zhao! If you dare to expose me, my mother will tell your father that you have a secret love for Li Tiezhu. You are puppy love. He also wrote songs for you. There is irrefutable evidence! And I just sneaked into the enemy to supervise you and Li Tiezhu."


    After the wechat was sent out, Liu Wanyun smiled wisely. Unexpectedly, Zhao Liya was not afraid to reply on the spot:


    "Li Tiezhu and I are close relatives? Wan Yun''s mother!"


    Liu Wanyun almost spewed out her old blood. She was about to get angry when Zhao Liya''s cell phone rang.


    "Hello? Mr. lengba, how is he? Is he seriously injured? Really? He can''t go to the hospital. Just buy medicine. Then please take good care of him... Eh? Sorry! I said something wrong. What''s your relationship with him? It''s not my turn. Thank you. It''s okay. You don''t need to explain. I understand. Tiezhu told me. OK, then... Bye!"


    After hanging up, Zhao Liya rolled her eyes. When someone called to declare "sovereignty", she almost said the wrong thing foolishly.


    Didn''t you listen to lengba?


    She took Li Tiezhu directly to her home. It''s self-evident what will happen next... Really, Tiezhu won''t let go when she was hurt like that. This woman has good physical strength.


    "Why is that lengba again? How''s the iron pillar?"


    Liu Wanyun asked.


    Zhao Liya said, "it''s said that she was badly hurt and the road was unstable. Lengba didn''t dare to take him to the hospital for fear of the exposure of the incident. Therefore, lengba called her driver to drive, took Li Tiezhu to her home for cultivation, and bought all the drugs. It should be nothing. After all, Donghai is teacher lengba''s headquarters. The company is in Donghai, and the house is also bought in Donghai."


    Liu Wanyun shook her head slightly, frowned and said, "why should she bring the iron pillar to her house? If the media finds out, won''t it cause trouble to the iron pillar?"


    For what?


    Zhao Liya said to her heart, will people be justified? After all, he is Li Tiezhu''s kitten.


    Zhao Liya could not say this, but she had to say, "she cares about tiktok too, and people are also making Li Tiezhu''s clarification with their video.


    Liu Wanyun said, "something''s wrong. I always think this lengba is wrong! Li Tiezhu went to see Xiao town. Why did she go with her? I''m afraid Tiezhu would suffer if he went home with her."


    "Li Tiezhu, a man, what''s the loss?"


    "What do you know? I just don''t think lengba is as serious as she looks."


    Zhao Liya was dumb and shouted in her heart:


    Nvxia, good eyesight!


    Liu Wanyun worried again: "the main reason is that lengba is too beautiful. She looks like a goblin. How can she be as safe as you? Iron pillar is simple and may suffer losses."


    "How am I safe? Am I not beautiful?"


    Zhao Liya is unconvinced. I look good, too, okay? In the eyes of fans, it is also goddess level.


    Liu Wanyun said, "don''t think about it. If you haven''t grown up yet... You''re still not as beautiful as that woman. Hey, I hope iron pillar is all right."


    Zhao Liya looked down at a pair of a in front of her chest. Radishes and vegetables have their own love. I will grow. Besides, I don''t care if Li Tiezhu likes me. He''s second-hand!


    Eh?


    On this thought, teacher lengba really made money!


    Mom is honest with me!


    ¡­¡­


    With the two videos of Xiao town sent out, the whole network suddenly changed. Li Tiezhu''s "unjust case" was completely cleared up. It''s hateful that such a good person was wronged.


    Even, Li Tiezhu won higher praise because he was cheated to go to that place and had the courage to turn around and leave.


    Li Tiezhu''s characters are unprecedentedly tall.


    Xiao town, which helped Li Tiezhu "turn over", has also been widely praised, with countless fans. The comment area is also one-sided praise.


    "Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhen and Li Tiezhu are good brothers. It''s amazing."


    "My family is really a good man."


    "Solemnly apologize. I thought your mother before. Now it seems that you are a real man!"


    "Li Tiezhu, you are lucky to have such a good brother."


    "Poof! I''d rather be thin in a Rolls Royce than constipated in a battery car."


    "What does the front mean? I don''t understand!"


    "Those who understand understand naturally understand."

 Chapter 56

    Donghai, a high-end apartment.


    Li Tiezhu took his third-hand Nokia from lengba, and then deleted the video she had just watched, a video with flavor.


    "Why did you delete it? Without this video, Xiao Zhen is still afraid of you? He will deal with you in the future, and you have no cards to fight back."


    It''s too late for lengba to stop.


    Li Tiezhu took out the mobile phone card, installed it on the newly bought huami mobile phone and turned it on.


    It smells good!


    This is the bashid board.


    The mobile phone was bought on the way back. Of course, it was lengba''s money. Li Tiezhu had only dozens of change all over.


    Li Tiezhu thought that he would return the song copyright fee of Kun to lengba in two days and invite her to have a spicy hot meal to express his thanks.


    "I heard that one of my fans hacked into his mobile phone to find the score of wine pen P last time."


    "And then?"


    "So I was thinking that there must be such powerful people under Xiao Zhen''s hands. They hacked into my mobile phone, found the video and deleted it, so he was completely relieved. Now, I deleted it myself. They hacked in and couldn''t find the video, so they would always be afraid. He certainly wouldn''t think I would delete the video."


    "Wonderful! Are you smart enough?"


    Lengba suddenly realized that she couldn''t help looking at Li Tiezhu. This operation is really coquettish.


    Li Tiezhu smiled shyly. He could have been smarter. You wasted 5 points. However, thank you for helping me to meet the good brothers Xiao Zhen. I don''t blame you.


    Li Tiezhu opened his new mobile phone and immediately called the old man. Today, he hurried to the East China Sea more than 1000 miles away and didn''t go back in the middle of the night. I''m afraid the old man was in a hurry.


    No, keep calling.


    Lengba is packing up the medical box. Li Tiezhu has just drugged himself and simply treated the wound. Lengba can''t get in. She is mainly frightened.


    The injury on Li Tiezhu''s face is OK. The injury on his body is a terror. She doesn''t know how he insisted.


    She knows Li Tiezhu again tonight.


    Li Tiezhu actually solved the problem she thought there was no solution in such a simple and rough way. The most amazing thing is that Li Tiezhu''s wonderful way of "communication" really "influenced Xiao town, and they became good brothers?


    Poof! A thin string of good brothers!


    After listening to Li Tiezhu''s brief account of what happened, lengba didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be able to play so well. The bodyguards in Xiao town must be very difficult.


    A little divergent thinking, lengba knew that with Li Tiezhu''s combat effectiveness, if she planned to "kill" her, she would be "killed" miserably. It turned out that yesterday and today, I was on the verge of death, crazy temptation!


    I can''t afford it!


    Don''t tease him again in the future. No, don''t tease him less. Tease him appropriately, or this guy will go crazy. I''m afraid he''ll fall apart.


    "Hello? Old man, it''s me..."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned.


    Aunt Liu''s voice came over the phone: "pillar? That... Your old man has a rest. What can I do for you?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, don''t the old man worry that I didn''t go home in the middle of the night? Can you sleep?


    "Aunt, I just said that I won''t go home tonight. I won''t go home these two days. Tell the old man when he wakes up."


    "Your old man told me."


    "How does he know?"


    "He said that you went to accompany your girlfriend and won''t come back at night. Clatter? Your girlfriend slept WOW? It''s a waste not to go home for two days. How can you be comfortable at home in a hotel? Take your girlfriend back and I can cook for you. Your old man sleeps with me and my bed is spacious."


    "No, no, that''s it..."


    Li Tiezhu hung up the phone and couldn''t help sighing. Aunt Liu is so righteous! Her bed is a single bed.


    Because of his facial injury, Li Tiezhu listened to teacher lengba''s advice and stayed at her house for two days. Don''t hurry back to Shudu. If it is photographed by the media, it may lead him to beat Xiao town. In short, be careful.


    Lengba glanced at Li Tiezhu without a coat and asked, "how did you come up with that idea?"


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "I didn''t think about it. I''m often bullied and framed. Over the years, I''ve gradually summed up a set of experience. They are all the same. They''re not unreasonable, but they don''t know the language. Just be reasonable in the language they understand. Look at Xiao Zhen, in fact, they''re quite reasonable."


    "That''s right."


    Lengba nodded. You have a good figure and you are right in everything you say.


    Li Tiezhu said: "in fact, Xiao Zhen is wrong. I am not a local dog, but a wild dog. The wild dog doesn''t care if the dog barks at him. As long as the dog''s owner is away, the wild dog will rush up and bite its throat, and then lie in the sun with the dead dog."


    "As you say, the entertainment industry is full of dogs? What kind of dog am I?"


    "No, you''re not. You''re a cat, Persian cat. It''s very nice."


    "Oh..."


    "Don''t get me wrong, I didn''t mean that."


    "Wild dogs can''t ''kill'' cats, can they?"


    "What do you mean?"


    "You know what that means."


    "I... know?"


    Li Tiezhu was flushed by lengba again, so he had to bow his head and register wechat. He was the first to add Xiaozhen and passed it in seconds. Then he sent a video call.


    Why am I dying again? Lengba was a little flustered when she saw the video of him talking to others:


    "Don''t shoot me! Who are you video with? Girlfriend?"


    "Ah?" Li Tiezhu looked puzzled. Do I look like someone who will have a girlfriend? He said, "I have a video with my good brother Xiao Zhen. Don''t worry, I won''t shoot you. Eh? Why haven''t you answered for so long?"


    Lengba suddenly felt that this honest guy was actually evil in his heart. Xiao town is now in a state of collapse, isn''t it? However, it doesn''t matter if the wild dog is fierce, as long as it doesn''t "kill" the cat! Persian cats are so hot and cute!


    "OK, I went to take a bath. In order to accompany you to the East China Sea, I even left my assistant in Shudu."


    "Thank you, teacher!"


    Li Tiezhu stared at the screen. Is the signal of the new mobile phone bad?


    Then the video is connected.


    "Brother! You... What do you want from me? Don''t worry, I''ll transfer the money to you right away."


    "Just mention the money! I''m just asking if you''re asleep."


    "No, you didn''t rest. How can I go to bed early? I''ll talk to you for a while."


    "That''s good! I happen to have a lot of questions to ask you. You said that I''m a local dog. I don''t understand anything, so I have to ask you."


    "Brother, don''t say that. I know everything you ask."


    "OK, do you think I want to sign a company or something? Just like you?"


    "Absolutely necessary! Let me tell you, the most important thing in this circle is resources and contacts. You see, I used it before I framed you..."


    The two brothers chatted for almost half an hour before saying good night to each other. Li Tiezhu was still full of meaning.


    I''ve learned a lot. There are so many rules in the entertainment industry! It''s so complicated. Although my good brother said it very thoroughly, Li Tiezhu''s little brain still doesn''t understand.


    This kind of thing is too profound. Of course, it is not so easy to understand.


    At least, it''s definitely not as easy to understand as teacher lengba wears.


    Looking at Mr. lengba coming with his hair wiped, Li Tiezhu had an ominous premonition... He''s going to have a nightmare again tonight!

 Chapter 57

    "What are you looking at? Haven''t you seen a Persian cat?"


    Lengba glanced at Li Tiezhu. You have a little appreciation. I''m afraid there aren''t many beauties who can make Li Tiezhu stunned? At least, he is straight enough for Zhao Liya!


    "No..."


    Li Tiezhu thought to himself, how can I tell the breed of cat from my native dog? Because Qin Tao''s family has a Persian cat, I know what a Persian cat looks like. Moreover, their cats eat better than Li Tiezhu.


    Forced himself to think of something else, Li Tiezhu finally didn''t spray nosebleed, bowed his head and played with his mobile phone without squinting.


    I didn''t expect you to be such a cat, teacher!


    Little confused lengba went to the refrigerator to get a box of yogurt, and then sat on the sofa playing with her mobile phone. Don''t tell sister Mi that I''m back to the East China Sea, or I''ll be dragged to the Hengdian construction site early tomorrow morning.


    How happy to brush your mobile phone!


    Sit and brush, lie down and brush


    Li Tiezhu felt that he was about to explode, teacher... It''s white, no, it''s good!


    She must be exercising my willpower, so that I can easily resist all kinds of temptations in this circle in the future, and let me keep myself clean. In order to train me, the teacher made great sacrifices, wearing equipment with only 50% defense


    Shit!


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t believe this excuse. She is the great devil and is bullying me! Bully in another position!


    "Teacher, i... go take a shower and go to bed."


    "Go to bed so early? Play a little more."


    "No, No."


    "Isn''t cell phone fun?"


    Lengba thinks Li Tiezhu is extremely boring. Can he sleep with a new mobile phone? I have a new mobile phone and can brush all night!


    Li Tiezhu''s heart is bent. Of course, it''s not fun. Can it be fun to be played?


    I''m smart now!


    "Here! The bathroom is here. Come with me. I''ll tell you. Here''s hot water. What? Do you want cold water? Won''t you catch a cold? And you''re hurt. Whatever you want, the hair dryer is here, the bath towel... Use mine first. Oh, by the way, let my driver prepare clothes for you before. I''ll go there and give them to you."


    Teacher lengba is very enthusiastic. She knows that Li Tiezhu, a native dog, can''t use many things and explains them patiently.


    Li Tiezhu breathed quickly and remained silent.


    "Here, you should be able to wear it."


    "Thank you."


    "You''re welcome. Ask me if you don''t understand."


    Lengba thought she was close enough to Li Tiezhu. I was so kind to him that she didn''t write songs for me in the future? In a play, I asked you to write one for me. After all, you can write the Divine Song cool in one night. Hey, hey


    Li Tiezhu took the clothes, picked up a thing and said, "teacher, do you still have a razor?"


    Leng Baden was surprised: "no! That''s not!"


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "impossible! I just borrow it. Well, if you don''t want to, forget it."


    Lengba grabbed the razor, blushed and said, "go away! I''m a girl. Where can I have a razor?"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "ah? Right!"


    When taking a bath, Li Tiezhu thought for a long time and didn''t understand. Does a girl need a razor? Obviously not! Well, teacher lengba''s razor is... Her boyfriend''s!


    So she has a boyfriend!


    Is she wearing this? Her boyfriend doesn''t care? Moreover, she has a boyfriend and comes to test me


    The entertainment industry is terrible!


    A cold bath can refresh his mind and put out the fire. Li Tiezhu was refreshed, put on his new clothes, passed the living room and said good night. He went straight into the guest room. He didn''t dare to take a look at it at all.


    Lengba was embarrassed to talk to Li Tiezhu, but she still couldn''t resist and said with concern: "can you turn on the air conditioner?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    "Hey..."


    Lengba was also very embarrassed. She went into the guest room, turned on the air conditioner and left: "tomorrow morning, I''ll ask the driver to send a razor."


    Li Tiezhu said shamefully, "I''m sorry! I''m stupid. I just want to understand that razor... It can''t be shared."


    After all, it''s from someone else''s boyfriend. Why do you give it to me? No wonder the teacher reacted so violently. I blame myself for using the old man''s razor too much and being impolite.


    Cold Patton is messy. Of course, that thing can''t be shared. You know, don''t say it! Is there "killing heart"?


    Run!


    Be careful not to be "brutally killed" in your own home.


    After running back to the bedroom, closing the door and locking it, lengba found that her heart beat too fast. She blamed me for being too beautiful.


    Well, what''s that in the mirror?


    Why am I wearing this nightdress? Still like this, the mobile phone that played so long in front of him! Finished, finished... No wonder Li Tiezhu is always strange. He doesn''t think I don''t want to "live", does he?


    My God, I lost my face!


    Thank Li Tiezhu again for his kindness of "not killing"! You are a good man and have a safe life!


    ¡­¡­


    Jingling bell


    "Wang asked for a video call with you."


    Lengba, who is trapped in shame, hangs up for the first time. Is this thing again? That''s so annoying! If you have money, you can do whatever you want?


    Again!


    Chairman of the national treasure live broadcast? The only son of a real estate tycoon? Is it amazing?


    Lengba threw herself on the bed, turned over and looked up. According to sister Mi''s theory, if there is no external massage, try not to sleep on your stomach, otherwise it is easy to get smaller.


    Wechat received a message: "why don''t you pick up my video?"


    Lengba just sneered and didn''t reply.


    In a few minutes, the other side came to the news again: "Xu Shan is contending for a new movie. Do you want me to win a role for you?", "Lady two, you can pick it up!" has the final say.


    "Not interested, thank you!"


    Tut tut!


    The son of the former richest man is really great.


    Turn it off and sleep.


    I! Dilimati lengba, even if he is a junior or a pet to Li Tiezhu, he won''t give you this ugly rich second generation as a plaything! At least, Li Tiezhu has more affection and righteousness for his broken toy music box than you have for the women you have used.


    My lengba is not a moral control, I just simply - Yan control.


    In other words, it has not been a day or two for the rich second generation to harass her. It has been nearly three years, and lengba is about to collapse.


    If sister Mi hadn''t stopped her, she would have disclosed that she was a pervert.


    Why?


    He had no less than ten female companions, but also pestered her and asked her to be a genuine girlfriend. What else did he say... I only took one scoop of 3000 weak water, and the rest were leisure drinks!


    Oh! You''re good!


    Sister Mi told lengba that almost all the big guys in this circle are abnormal and there are a lot of wonderful stories.


    Lengba can''t accept it.


    So, after graduation, did she want to develop in dance, or move in the direction of her father''s music? But fortunately, she was picked up by sister MI. She hasn''t been bullied these years. However, sister Mi didn''t dare to stand up to Wang Dashao this time.


    This night, lengba didn''t sleep well.


    The next morning, lengba stayed in bed as usual.


    Knock knock knock


    "Who?"


    "Me."


    "What''s up?"


    "I cooked preserved egg and lean meat porridge. When you wake up, teacher, get up and have a drink."


    "Oh, I see."


    "Why don''t you open the door and I''ll bring you in?"


    "No, I''m naked."


    "Er... I put it on the table. You can eat it yourself."


    Li Tiezhu is very gentle, but lengba can''t let go of last night''s embarrassment. She decides to collapse in bed all day and can''t get out of the bedroom.


    Gollum


    The stomach began to protest. Lengba''s face was cold. Don''t howl. She was seen all last night. Is she ashamed? What do you mean?


    Finally, under the temptation of food, lengba seldom gets up early and drinks porridge.


    Li Tiezhu... His craftsmanship is OK!


    In addition to preserved egg and lean meat porridge, there is also a stack of pickles mixed with red oil, which is delicious to explosion.


    Breathe, breathe, breathe!


    Lengba finished a large bowl of preserved egg lean meat porridge, and then the doorbell rang.


    Ding Dong¡ª¡ª


    "Who?"


    No one answered.


    Lengba went to open the door with a bowl in her arms, and then regretted that she should pretend not to be at home.


    Wang Dashao was standing outside the door in a white suit with a bunch of white roses in his hand, with a strange smile that he thought was very evil, staring at lengba.


    "What are you doing here?"


    "Come and see you! See if my future wife is tired from work recently. If she is tired, my shoulder will let you lean on."


    Wang Dashao said and patted his left shoulder.


    Lengba endured the feeling of vomiting and said, "Wang Dashao, you''re busy. I''m very busy."


    Wang Dashao broke in directly: "it''s all right, I''m not busy! Money can make ghosts grind. How can a boss do things himself? I just play around and some people do things for me."


    Lengba almost wanted to hit the bowl on the head of the goods. However, the porridge cooked by Li Tiezhu was too delicious to bear.


    That''s an excuse.


    Wang Dashao came in and sat down on the sofa.


    Lengba can''t drive away. He can only sit at the table and continue to drink porridge. If he doesn''t care about sister MI, he must buckle the bowl on Wang Cong''s heavenly cover.


    "How did you think about what I told you last time?"


    Wang Dashao asked, playing with his mobile phone.


    Lengba is silent.


    Wang Dashao put down his cell phone and looked at lengba: "Hey! What''s your attitude when talking to you?"


    Lengba: "what''s the matter? I forgot."


    Wang Dashao smiled and said, "don''t pretend! If you have any conditions, just mention it. I''m very free and easy. I pay attention to your feelings. I like your appearance and body. It''s normal for you to offer your price. Don''t be embarrassed. Just ask!"


    Lengba ate a piece of pickled vegetable mixed with red oil. Li Tiezhu was very skilled and said with a smile, "what''s the condition for that one?"


    Wang Dashao shrugged: "one hundred thousand a month."


    Lengba said again, "where''s the new beauty who came out every three thousand years?"


    Wang Dashao thought for a while and seemed a little dull: "no money, give it to me for nothing. Just let me give her some resources and make her red."


    Lengba nodded and said, "so, what price do you think I should drive?"


    Wang Dashao looked up at lengba, then tilted his head and thought carefully: "if you have money, you don''t lack it. You can let me hold you as the number one actress in the entertainment industry! Blockbuster hostess! I may not be able to do it, but 60% of the cinemas in the country belong to my family. Is this sincerity enough?"


    "Is that enough? Hehe..."


    Lengba pushed away the atherosclerotic bowl and wanted to beat the stupid turtle, but she couldn''t beat it, she said,


    "So, do you think I will sell myself as goods, or do you think you are attractive enough to make me kneel under your legs?"


    Wang Dashao was stunned: "what do you mean? Isn''t love like this?"


    Lengba: "I''m not a pure saint, but I''m only dedicated to the people I like... I don''t want money, I don''t want fame, I''m willing."


    Wang Dashao''s eyes narrowed. The woman had a problem with her outlook on love.


    then.


    The bedroom door not far away opened, and Li Tiezhu came out with a small piece of cloth, swearing:


    "Teacher, I found a tape on the bed. Is it yours?"


    Lengba''s face turned red. It was... The room where sister Mi lived when she came a few days ago. Unexpectedly, she was so "forgetful". Cough! What a shame!


    However, Wang Dashao didn''t know that Li Tiezhu lived in the master bedroom and the second bedroom. He looked at lengba in an instant.


    Li Tiezhu was startled. Why is there an outsider?


    He stupidly handed the cloth to lengba, her boyfriend? Oh, my God, won''t you humiliate Mr. lengba?


    Lengba lowers her head and looks at the equipment with defense value of 0 left by sister MI.


    "Li Tiezhu?!"


    Wang Dashao knows the entertainment industry very well. He suddenly laughed. This guy''s face was hurt. It seems that the news he received last night is true. He and Xiaozhen


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "are you lengba''s boyfriend? Ah! What... I''m just staying for a while and I''ll leave in two days. Don''t get me wrong!"


    Wang dashiao, oh? Just staying!


    Lengba suddenly turns her eyes and comes up with a clever plan. Although she also loses 8000, as long as she can poison the rich second generation, she can''t manage so much else.


    "Oh! Why did you take out my pants?"


    Lengba suddenly stamped her foot, her face turned red, her acting skills were first-class, and she was a real horse. Thank you, sister MI, for your assists. You are a good man.


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t this cloth? That thing is under my pillow..."


    Lengba: "don''t say, there''s an outsider! You''re dead. You don''t count whether you''re under the pillow or not? It''s all your good deeds. It''s lost to the dead..."


    Li Tiezhu: "hum???"


    Wang Dashao''s smile is gone. Something''s wrong. I was wearing a green hat in advance before I caught up with the woman? What happened?


    Lengba, with a shy face, pushed Li Tiezhu into the bedroom: "don''t talk! Shameless... You can''t insult others if you don''t treat me as your girlfriend!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I..."


    Bang.


    The bedroom door was closed.


    Li Tiezhu looked confused. What''s the situation? What the hell is that little cloth!


    In the living room, Wang Dashao looked cold: "what do you mean? You and Li Tiezhu... Fall in love?"


    Lengba blushed and waved her hand: "no, No. he is bad. He wants me to be a cat for him. Then, he trains a cat or something. I am a girl. Who is his opponent..."


    "Shit!"


    Wang Dashao kicked off the tea table, turned and left.


    Mom, you can''t be a real girlfriend for me even if you are a cat for a steamed stuffed bun like Li Tiezhu. You can meow enough to lay a sword.


    Wait and see!


    Lengba''s face brightened, Ouye!


    I''m proud of my acting skills. Before long, lengba received a wechat from Zhao Liya and was half angry.


    ¡­¡­


    The third day, evening.


    Li Tiezhu, who recovered from his injury, returned to the teacher''s house from the studio, bought a la carte and made a Teacher Appreciation Banquet in the evening.


    Tomorrow, he will return to Shudu.


    A small pot of spicy hot, a dish of fried cabbage, a pot of beef, and a laver egg soup.


    The two men ate silently.


    In the past three days, both of them have been in this mode of getting along, which is embarrassing.


    At first, Li Tiezhu naively thought that the teacher must have been at a glance. I''m sorry. It seems that she didn''t deliberately bully me, but she still has teacher ethics.


    These days, teacher BA''s dress is so serious that it''s heinous. The evening dress has been put on. It''s like a lost sheep mending a lost sheep.


    Later, he found that the cat was really angry.


    Fortunately, Zhou Hongru and Zhang Xiaomeng came to the East China Sea. These days, while Li Tiezhu was recovering from his injury, he also recorded his three "old songs" in the studio, which was busy.


    Sister Mi found another music studio, and lengba was busy recording Liangliang.


    Therefore, the two usually have little intersection. They can only see it at night, and everyone stays in their bedroom. The embarrassment is not obvious.


    Jingling bell


    Transfer 54200 yuan.


    Lengba looked at her mobile phone and looked at Li Tiezhu across the table: "the ticket only cost twelve."


    Li Tiezhu has become a contracted artist of penguin culture, and is the key target of the original music track. At the same time, the crew of Kun paid a copyright fee of 200000, plus the signing award and the money from his good brother Xiao Zhen AA. In addition to the commission given to Qin Tao, it is enough to pay off the debt.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the extra three thousand is the accommodation fee and the money for clothes and razors. Thank you, teacher! I''ve caused you trouble!"


    "Oh! Money is great!"


    Cold Barbie smiled and meat didn''t smile. She took the money.


    I thought, wild dogs really don''t need charity, but domestic dogs need it. After all, wild dogs are only wild dogs and can''t be raised well!


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and dared not respond.


    Keep eating.


    Then lengba finally couldn''t help it. She patted her chopsticks and shouted, "Li Tiezhu! Am I bad to you? Why do you want to make my rumors?"


    The Persian cat was angry.


    "Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu was confused. Why was she angry? Where did I spread the rumor?


    "Dress! Dress!"


    Lengba opens the wechat and clicks on the chat record with Zhao Liya. Lengba didn''t dare to reply to the message sent by Zhao Liya three days ago.


    "Mr. lengba, Tiezhu said you have a boyfriend. As Li Tiezhu''s friend, I venture to ask you to let Li Tiezhu go. He''s stupid and ignorant. Don''t bully him. Thank you!"

 Chapter 58

    "Sorry to offend you, Zhao Liya... She just misunderstood? You didn''t bully me! It''s all my fault."


    "Is it a question of bullying or not? Is it wrong for me to bully you?"


    "What''s the problem?"


    "Why do you... Spread rumors that I have a boyfriend? I just tease you a few times? That''s to appreciate you. Even if you don''t appreciate it, why does a big man spread rumors? Describe me as that..."


    "Isn''t that your boyfriend''s razor?"


    "You! Poof... That''s it?"


    "Sorry, I''m stupid. I don''t know how to annoy you, teacher. I apologize."


    "It''s stupid, not bad. I''ll forgive you! Ah! The teacher is so broad-minded, you know, ha ha..."


    "Er... Don''t scare me, teacher."


    "I''m a cat. Where''s my boyfriend? You provoked me this time. If you don''t revenge me, it''s not the cat!"


    "I apologized! Cat... Cat?"


    "Make money!"


    "Didn''t you just give it? Not enough? You say the number, and I''ll see if it''s enough."


    "I said... Pay for the cat."


    "Ha?"


    Jingling bell


    Transfer 0.5 yuan, remarks: cat money.


    Li Tiezhu put down his mobile phone and was tired. He still gave the money for raising a cat, otherwise he would be restless.


    The price set by the teacher


    He lay at the head of the bed for a long time and couldn''t sleep. Recalling the experience of the past two hours, he couldn''t help but be afraid. The great demon king was completely crazy! Of course, acting is not. Acting a cat is like a cat.


    What''s more, she also threatened that this was not the last time, saying that raising cats was a long-term project.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt that his life had become dark and there was no light.


    Still didn''t resist. Li Tiezhu naturally had another nightmare this night. The Persian cat was extremely ferocious.


    Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu said goodbye to teacher lengba and said he bought a morning ticket. In fact, he bought a discounted ticket in the middle of the night to save money.


    This damn thirst for survival!


    "Oh! Why is your face so bad? Didn''t you sleep well at night?"


    "Blush what, should not... Ah, I see!"


    "All right! It''s all cat owners. What''s the shame? Come on, cat, cut your collar."


    "Here, here are the shoes for you. Is the cat good to you?"


    "Don''t move?"


    "No conscience! Let''s go. The cat has to go back to sleep. Don''t provoke other cats when you go back."


    "Oh, yes. Don''t forget to pay every day, or the cat will starve to death."


    Languidly, Mr. lengba, like the general who won the Hui Dynasty, raised his neck to sleep.


    Li Tiezhu blushed and carried his bag. He escaped from the devil''s cave and saw the sun again.


    The great devil is like a wolf!


    Li Tiezhu wandered on the East China Sea, and she was once again make complaints about her. However, she is still very good to me. These shoes have a high-grade appearance and are comfortable to wear.


    Eh?


    What''s the matter with me? You can''t bow to evil forces!


    ¡­¡­


    At this moment, lengba is shivering in the quilt again, with a sense of shame, being a cat or something... How did she do such a thing? And a strange sense of achievement.


    However, as long as you can disgust Wang Dashao, you won''t lose!


    I blame Li Tiezhu for his stupidity, stupidity, cute and fun. Ah... I can''t think about it anymore.


    The joy of bullying people is simply wonderful!


    Control later.


    No one knows the cat raising game. Of course, you can continue the introduction. Anyway, that guy is really stupid. He has explosive fighting power and is cowardly. He can do whatever he wants.


    Just, never let anyone know, except Zhao Liya, she seems to know something, not afraid of her! She''s just his friend. I''m a pro cat!


    Hum! Little girl, fight me!


    The cell phone rang, and the assistant hurried lengba to get up and record the program. Hey! Sister MI is so picky! Just after recording cool, I received a reality show for myself. I''m so bored. I''d better be a cat.


    In a rage, lengba replied to the wechat she hadn''t dared to return in three days:


    "I don''t have a boyfriend. That''s a misunderstanding. He knows now. He''s strict with me. See for yourself."


    Attach a screenshot of Li Tiezhu''s transfer, 0.5 yuan. Note: cat money.


    ¡­¡­


    "Shameful! Shameless!"


    Zhao Liya, who was lying in bed, was shocked by the wechat news and lost sleep.


    My God!


    Is the adult world so terrible?


    Last time, it was Zhao Liya who joked about the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba. In order to clarify, Li Tiezhu replied that she had a boyfriend. Zhao Liya didn''t intend to talk. It was too messy. Who thought that "Wanyun''s mother" suddenly killed her and forced Zhao Liya to ask lengba Gao to raise her hand.


    The other party didn''t reply for a few days. Zhao Liya was also happy. She didn''t want to take care of this shit. One of them was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer. How?


    Who ever thought it would be this result?


    Li Tiezhu, who looks dull, actually... Has a cat?


    ¡­¡­


    Captive Persian cat:


    "This canned cat looks delicious. Please buy one. Next time you come to Shudu, your cat can eat it. Link..."


    After reading the news, Li Tiezhu glanced around alertly and found that no one clicked the link.


    Why don''t you change this strange remark?


    forget it!


    If the cat knows, it will be miserable. After all, she changed the remarks herself.


    Li Tiezhu opened the link and saw that the so-called cat can turned out to be... Spicy strips.


    "Is ten bags enough?"


    "That''s enough. The cat kneels down and thanks."


    "Teacher, you talk well."


    "Call a cat."


    "OK, cat..."


    "Your cat is going to work now. Bye."


    "Goodbye, teacher."


    "Say cat go away."


    "Cat, go away."


    "Yes!"


    Like a thief, Li Tiezhu looked around and answered the news, then... Mercifully emptied all the news and quietly bought ten packs of spicy strips.


    That''s terrible!


    I feel like I''ve finished my life.


    I''m so hungry. I think I''m hungry when I buy a spicy bar. Let''s eat noodles.


    It has been three hours since Li Tiezhu left the devil''s cave. He didn''t have breakfast and didn''t know where to go. After all, the plane doesn''t fly until 11:30 p.m. and it''s only 10 a.m.


    The cat can''t know about it.


    Cat owners are not easy!


    Li Tiezhu walked around with his bag on his back. He bought some small gifts for the old man, Aunt Liu, Qin Tao and Zhao Liya respectively. Then he found a Shuangqing noodle shop and ordered a pea noodle.


    The taste is OK, but the pepper is not very authentic. I really want to sprinkle my own chili noodles.


    "Hello, can you help me hide this box? I''m Zhou Yu."


    Halfway through the meal, a chubby guy suddenly appeared and stuffed Li Tiezhu with two small silver boxes.


    Li Tiezhu was dazed: "Zhou Yu? The Zhou Yu of big Qiao?"


    Little fatty: "it''s Xiao Qiao. I, Xiao Yueyue, and now it''s Zhou Yu. What, I just robbed Yi Xing''s box. Ha ha ha, burp, they''re chasing me. It''s so exciting. You hide it for me and I''ll pick it up later. Thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu said, put down his chopsticks, turned over and fell over his shoulder, pressed the little fat man on the ground, and then took out his newly bought mobile phone to call the demon spirit.


    How dare you rob other people''s property when the sky is clear?


    (Note: it can be understood as parallel plane. The characters are similar to the program, but there will be great differences. There is no need to be careful. Everything is for the plot)

 Chapter 59

    The Shuangqing noodle shop has average business and there are not many people around.


    However, when Li Tiezhu sat on Xiao Yueyue and made a phone call, he didn''t know where to drill out a lot of people. There was a vast area of black, at least twenty or thirty.


    "Oh! And associates?"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and was not afraid. Let''s go together! Can''t I beat Li Tiezhu and run?


    "Little brother, are you all right? Why did you beat Xiao Yue?"


    "Are you crazy?"


    "Mr. Yue, are you all right?"


    "Oh, I''ll go. Isn''t this serious brother? It''s you!"


    "Mr. Li Tiezhu?"


    A group of people are shouting and carrying strange equipment, which makes Li Tiezhu headache. However, it doesn''t look like a criminal gang.


    After a long time, Li Tiezhu realized that he was recording variety shows. It seems that he is stupid again.


    He said to teacher Yue, "teacher Yue, isn''t it? Look at you. I didn''t make it clear. I thought I met a robber. Besides, you don''t look like a good man. We''re responsible for it."


    Xiao Yue grinned in pain and couldn''t speak at all.


    A cameraman nearby said, "teacher Tiezhu, don''t you know Xiao Yueyue? A well-known crosstalk actor! It''s very hot."


    Li Tiezhu: "serious people, who says crosstalk. Fire, my brother Xiao zhenhuo?"


    Cameraman: "


    Not to mention, that''s really better than Xiao zhenhuo!


    Xiao Yueyue, it''s contagious, you know?


    "I said brother, how can I say I''m also your fan? Do you deserve it? It hurts me! I''m so stupid! I didn''t recognize your serious brother at first sight, but you don''t have to throw me over the shoulder! How can I be bullied everywhere today! My brothers chased me and beat me even my idols..."


    Xiao Yue covered his face and sold cheap, but he couldn''t hide the joy of encountering a favorite singer, and his eyes couldn''t help shining.


    Li Tiezhu is as poor and talented as he is. Little Yueyue thief likes his songs. Seeing Li Tiezhu, Xiao Yueyue seemed to see his way.


    Li Tiezhu took half a beat slowly, but also wanted to understand. He apologized:


    "Are you okay? It''s rare to see such an ugly star. I''m sorry. In addition, I have experience in clumsy eyes. I''m also blind. It''s all caused by low IQ."


    Xiao Yue is confused. Do you mean crosstalk or do I mean crosstalk? How can you say that?


    Am I ugly?


    Well, let''s change the subject. Face blindness has something to do with IQ!


    "Brother! I voted for you last time, not just myself. My master, my teacher''s mother, teacher donkey Qian, President and Princess Yunde... I''ll vote for you whenever I can find a relationship. As a result, when I met a real person for the first time, you... Threw me seven dizzies and eight elements? Isn''t this justice? I''m your iron powder! Yingying..."


    Xiao Yue pretended to sob.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I''m really sorry!"


    Xiao Yue punched Li Tiezhu on the chest, twisted his waist and swayed his hips: "I''m sorry. It''s over? Heartless man! You have to be responsible for others! I''m full of fighting spirit, but you hurt me. I lost the program this time. I could have won with my intelligence."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you... Have any misunderstanding about your IQ?"


    Xiao Yueyue didn''t hold back. He looked up at the sky and shouted, "poof... Master! Take away this evil barrier! With him, Yunde society is very popular! My God! He is worthy of being my idol."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? I can''t lie and offend you."


    Xiao Yueyue: "this sentence is even more offensive! I''m... like this! Idol! You''re my idol. I like your song, and then you beat me up. Isn''t that fastidious? You have to be responsible. Next, will you record the program with me? OK? Help me win! If you win, I''ll forgive you, OK?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this..."


    A group of staff are also confused. Is this appropriate? Would you like to give me some money? Does the director agree?


    Xiaoyue said to the crowd, "do you have rules for unlimited challenges? That''s it."


    Then he put his arm around Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and went to the corner. Basically, if you beat someone, you should be responsible to the end, or you will give up all the time.


    When it comes to this, Li Tiezhu is really embarrassed to refuse Xiao Yue.


    "Is this program a recording?"


    "Of course."


    "Others don''t know which day it was recorded?"


    "Ang."


    "Well, if the cat doesn''t know, it''s no problem."


    "Cat? What cat?"


    Xiao Yueyue thinks idols are a little strange. What kind of cat are big men afraid of? It doesn''t matter. Just promise to help me. Hey hey, I have a serious brother. See who can bully me!


    The staff called to communicate with the director. Director Yan was also immoral. He was approved immediately.


    So Xiao Yueyue gave the box to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu put the two boxes into his big backpack and continued to eat noodles. He also added a little vinegar to make it taste better.


    Then


    Sun Lei and Fang Bo rushed over. Without saying a word, they pressed Xiao Yue, who had not had time to escape, and began to search.


    "Brother! Brothers! That box is so big, how can I hide?"


    Xiao Yue is going crazy. Is this a body search? This is tickling!


    "Zhou Yu, hand over the remnant of the dress belt imperial edict! Spare you not to die!"


    Fang Bo shouted.


    Sun Lei went up and down: "stop yelling and scratch him. If he doesn''t give it, he''ll scratch him to death."


    Xiao Yue was crying, "bandit!"


    Sun Lei: "Hey, hey! I''m a bandit. Why? Search him. Maybe he lost the box and put the fragments in his pocket, just like us."


    Xiaoyue was surprised: "what? Can the fragments be taken out of the box? Can the box be discarded? The program team didn''t say."


    Sun Lei continues to search, and Xiaonei doesn''t want to let go.


    Fang Bo was more civilized. He squatted aside and said, "Xiao Yueyue, don''t say that my brother doesn''t take care of you! Give us the fragments and we''ll keep you alive. Otherwise, we''ll rob you of your fragments and don''t take you with us. You''ll just go out! Think it over."


    Sun Lei''s evil hands spread on Xiao Yueyue. Xiao Yueyue laughed and burst into tears. Who can bear it? You old people in the program group don''t talk about martial arts!


    Then don''t blame me for breaking the rules.


    Xiao Yue shouted, "idol, save me!"


    Sun Lei scratched Xiao Yueyue and joked, "who is your idol? Huang Sanshi? He has to give up when he meets us. You know? I! Infinite Yan Wang. Fang Bo! Qingdao xiaozhuge. Strong and strong together, no one can save you."


    Fang Bo watched the play: "Xiao Yueyue, you have to call the master at this time. I''m not sure. Teacher Guo fell from the sky on a pig, ha ha!"


    Xiao Yueyue: "don''t slander my master. The pig is so tall that he can''t ride it."


    Li Tiezhu also finished his noodles, went to scan the yard to pay, and then opened his backpack to have a look. In addition to the box and clothes, there was a bandage stuffed by the cat for the wound on Li Tiezhu''s back.


    Wiping his mouth with a paper towel, Li Tiezhu took out the bandage and walked towards the two stars he often saw on TV.


    Without him, only hands are familiar.

 Chapter 60

    "Four pieces of clothes with fragments of imperial edicts, hahaha! There are nine in total. I took four pieces alone. This one is sure to win! Thank you, idol. Eat one with no leek stuffing."


    Xiao Yue ordered a dumpling and ate it happily.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. I, a native of daxichuan, only like to eat copied hands. He focused on adult cat''s wechat:


    "I''m about to take off. Concentrate on your work. Don''t be lazy, cat."


    "No, your cat is very clever."


    "I turned it off and the cat went away."


    "Order."


    Li Tiezhu was familiar with the game. Even if 10000 people didn''t want to, he also found out the routine of the great demon king. At this time, he asked me if I got on the plane? Of course I said it would take off soon. When I''m stupid!


    On the other side, the recidivist sun Lei and the human spirit Fang Bo were suppressed by force. They were tied together by hands and feet and lay on the ground crying and laughing.


    Thousands of calculations, I didn''t expect to pop up a serious brother who is good at binding people!


    "Serious brother, you have the ability to let me go. Let''s fight alone! Sun Lei despises you for sneaking attacks. Bah! Let me go."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Xiao Yue: "why don''t you... Put a sock in his mouth?"


    Xiaoyue''s dumplings burst out: "ha ha ha! I think so. Is it yours or mine?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that must be mine."


    Sun Lei: "don''t! I''m wrong! Brother, hero, spare my life! It''s Fang Bo who instigated me to deal with Xiao Yueyue. I love Xiao Yueyue and can''t bear to hurt him. It''s all Fang Bo''s fault!"


    Fang Bo was angry: "niutougeng, you''ve gone too far! Who said to go to Xiaoyue to brush the sense of achievement? The fragments are not important. It''s OK to abuse Xiaoyue for fun. Abuse to death! Who said that?"


    Sun Lei: "bah! You spit out blood. How can I do such a thing with such integrity?"


    The staff of the program group are laughing and lying down.


    Unlimited challenge is enough not to play cards according to common sense. Unexpectedly, serious brother doesn''t play cards according to common sense and directly ties the two stars. What''s more wonderful is that the two are still killing each other.


    Fang Bo ignored sun Lei''s grandson and said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu! We are all musicians. Do you think this will work..."


    Sun Lei made trouble: "you''re a shit musician! I went to the Spring Festival Gala to sing and dance break dancing. I''m the musician."


    "Fuck off!" Fang Bo arched sun Lei with his head and said, "don''t pay attention to this bull terrier. I told you, I was an idol singer when I was young. We have a common language. Hey! You two are weak and have too much pressure in the later competition. Protect me. I''ll help Xiao Yue win the championship."


    Sun Lei said, "I can too! I''m best at robbing things. I''ll grab all the fragments of the other two groups, and Xiao Yue won."


    Xiao Yueyue: "then you two sing my idol''s song! Who sings well will stay."


    Fang Bo immediately came a song "you laugh so good", and sun Lei came a destructive version of "big fish".


    Finally, both were insured.


    It''s also good to have two more thugs. Anyway, as long as they leave Xiaoyue, they''ll be out. They''re not afraid.


    The first part of the program is to find the master and form a team to complete.


    Wu Guo: Zhou Yu (Xiao Yueyue), sun Lei, Fang Bo, and Li Tiezhu, who accidentally participated.


    Shu Kingdom: Guan Yu, Huang Sanshi, Yi Xing.


    Wei Guo: Sima Yi, squirrel, pig.


    Next, the three forces will go to a shopping center, use the clues provided in the fragments to find the key, and then meet in a maze called Jiuzhou mountain and river map.


    "The shopping center is a little far away. Shall we walk there?"


    Xiao Yueyue frowned. For the first time, he met a program group that didn''t provide transportation. He didn''t give them money. The dumplings he ate were still an iron pillar treat.


    Fang Bo said, "let''s stop a private car and see if there is a kind person to take us."


    Sun Lei agreed: "I''ll find a female driver. After all, I have the most female fans."


    Xiao Yueyue thought, aren''t I the most female fans?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know how to play the program at all and didn''t intend to help. He just promised to follow Xiao Yue. Anyway, he came out too early in order to get rid of the threat of cats. He had no place to go all day today.


    Listen to Xiao Yueyue, this program group... Provides meals.


    When Li Tiezhu watched the three discuss tactics, he couldn''t help wondering, "isn''t there a car in the program group?"


    Xiaoyue rolled his eyes: "where''s a car? I have no car and no money. I''ve come all the way. I''m so tired."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the roadside: "that''s the car of the program group. There''s a sign of unlimited challenge on it. Can''t you see it?"


    Xiao Yue: "that''s the staff car."


    Fang Bo suddenly looks at Sun Lei, who has a sharp heart.


    Serious brother is very good!


    Sun Lei pulled Li Tiezhu and ran towards the work car. Fang Bo opened his arms to stop the staff and cooperated tacitly. Only Xiao Yueyue looked at a loss.


    The staff was stunned. After a while, they reacted and ran towards the car, but they were hugged by Fang Bo.


    Fang Bo shouted, "Xiao Yue, stop them."


    Xiao Yue woke up like a dream. His huge body blocked several staff members and opened flowers happily: "grab a car? Is it so exciting? My idol is really a serious person!"


    Where does Li Tiezhu know it''s robbery? He thought it was the show group''s car and sat up at ease.


    Sun Lei opens the door, pulls the driver down and drives him away. He asks Li Tiezhu to remove the equipment from the car. Li Tiezhu works very hard and soon the car is almost cleared.


    After a while, the four drove away.


    Fang Bo drives. Sun Lei sits in the co pilot''s seat and plays psychological warfare with other team members. Xiao Yueyue and Li Tiezhu sit in the back row.


    Xiao Yueyue raised his feet: "my soles are almost falling off, like the ''suspected shoes'' I wore when I first arrived in Kyoto."


    Li Tiezhu took out his flip flop from his backpack and handed it to him.


    Xiao Yueyue was happy: "it''s still an idol who is good to me!"


    Then they chatted with each other, and the harmony was appalling. The topic was particularly novel and high-end. Sun Lei and Fang Bo couldn''t get in touch at all.


    "Does your family still grow bracts now?"


    "Seed ah, every summer vacation, I have to go back to collect Baogu for more than ten days, dry it and give it to my relatives to help me raise pigs, so that I can have bacon and sausage when I go home with the old man for the new year. This year, I go back to collect Baogu first and then come back to participate in the competition."


    "The sausage and bacon in Xichuan are really delicious. My mouth is watering."


    "You are so popular now. Have you repaired your house in your hometown?"


    "Yes, my father asked me to repair it. It''s three floors."


    "That''s great! How much did it cost? I''m going to go home and repair one in two years so that I can marry my father''s daughter-in-law."


    "You''re so filial! It won''t cost much. It cost more than 300000 to repair the house. Even if you don''t know about decoration and household appliances."


    "Is it that expensive? I''ll just build a two-story one."


    "I really miss when I was a child. At that time, my family had a rhubarb dog. I finished with it every day, and other children didn''t play with me."


    "Me too. They always bully me."


    "Have you ever had a dog?"


    "No, i... have a cat."


    "A cat can catch mice."


    "Ah? Yes!"


    Jingling bell


    The captive cat sent a video call request.


    Toot!


    Li Tiezhu was so frightened that he hung up in seconds, and then replied, "it''s taking off. I''ve turned it off."


    Then, turn off the phone decisively.


    Xiaoyue was surprised: "your cat has wechat? It''s so advanced!"

 Chapter 61

    Sun Lei called: "Hello, old fox Huang, have you found Guan Yu? Who is Guan Yu?"


    Huang Sanshi: "first, who is your Zhou Yu?"


    Sun Lei: "why should I say it first?"


    Fang Bo said, "it''s all right. Tell him that we''ll know sooner or later. Zhou Yu is Xiao Yue."


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "poof! Haha... So, are all the labels given by the program group reverse operation? The handsome Zhou Yu is Xiao Yueyue. I thought he was Sima Yi. Guan Yu, who is tall and brave here, is Zong Xiaobao."


    Fang Bo and sun Lei laughed here, and Li Tiezhu laughed.


    Xiao Yueyue said bitterly on his face, "what''s wrong with me? Am I not handsome enough? Idol, why are you smiling so happy?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t you think it''s funny?"


    Xiao Yue: "


    Huang Sanshi suddenly said, "hey? Who''s talking? Do you have others? The program team didn''t say, aren''t there three guests? Why do you have two?"


    Xiao Yue came up and said, "I picked it up by the side of the road."


    Huang Sanshi: "who?"


    Xiao Yue Yue: "my idol."


    "Xiao Yue, who is your idol?"


    "Guess?"


    "You, i... I''ll kill you later! Let you rob my apprentice''s box."


    "I''m not afraid of you. Idols protect me!"


    Then, sun Lei hung up the phone and said, "there are only two fragments on the old fox. I''m not afraid. There are three more on the pig. Ask them who Sima Yi is."


    "According to the laws of Zhou Yu and Guan Yu, it may be a woman," Fang Bo said


    "Why?"


    "Contrast, and Sima Yi wears women''s clothes."


    The phone is connected.


    Sun Lei: "Hey, pig. Who are you Sima Yi? Zhou Yu is Xiao Yueyue and Guan Yu is Zong Xiaobao over there. This program group is too lax."


    The little pig said, "Sima Yi in our family is very strict, but she won''t let us tell you who she is. By the way, we also know that there are more than one of you, and the squirrels have seen it. Hei hei... Sima Yi said we will win!"


    "Is Sima Yi a girl?"


    "Guess."


    The phone was hung up.


    Sun Lei Tucao: "so arrogant? Which Sima Yi is so arrogant? Can make complaints about flying pigs and squirrels?"


    Driving to the shopping center, they spent nine cattle and two tigers to find four keys, and then they sat back in the car to wait for the rabbit. After all, they have a car. They should be the first to find the keys.


    After a while, Huang Sanshi, Yi Xing and Zong xiaobaolai came. With the clever calculation of the old fox, they found the key almost effortlessly.


    When the three were about to leave, they met sun Lei and Fang Bo who got off the car. Xiao Yueyue lay on the window and watched the excitement.


    "What are you doing?"


    "How about an alliance?"


    "We won''t form an alliance with the people who rob my Yixing box unless the conditions are favorable."


    "What kind of conditions are favorable?"


    "Give us a key."


    "How about another condition? It''s also very generous."


    "Tell me."


    Huang Sanshi and Fang Bo compete and deceive each other.


    Here, a cameraman approached Zong Xiaobao, who fell in the back, carried the machine and asked, "teacher, where did you put your key? I''ll take a close-up."


    Zong Xiaobao took off his shoes behind the crowd while guarding against the recidivist sun Lei: "here, put them in your shoes. Although it''s a little painful, it''s quite hidden. Is brother smart?"


    Li Tiezhu grabbed the key and turned away: "smart."


    Zong Xiaobao was silly. He shouted after three seconds: "someone robbed the key! Miss Huang, the cameraman robbed my key. I have no key!"


    Huang Sanshi looked at the cameraman who took the key to the car and handed it to Xiao Yueyue. He was also stunned.


    Yi Xing suddenly said, "it''s Li Tiezhu! It''s over! We have only one key left on me."


    Huang Sanshi hurriedly covered Yi Xing''s mouth and the wind pulled tightly.


    Fang Bo and sun Lei smiled and began to chase Yi Xing. Unexpectedly, Huang Sanshi didn''t put the key on himself.


    However, Yi Xing had a great body and made a sprint around the square, which made the two old men out of breath, but he couldn''t catch up.


    Yi Xing ran to the intersection, smiled and waved, "bye, brother!"


    Then he turned and hit a "wall".


    Ten seconds later, Li Tiezhu came back with Yi Xing still struggling and smiling under his arm: "here, I''ve caught him."


    Fang Bo gasped: "thanks to you, otherwise the little fox will run away."


    Sun Lei took the prisoner and began to ravage: "run! Little sheep, don''t you run very fast? Just your little body can dance. Dare you compare with our iron pillars? Shame yourself!"


    Yi Xing laughed foolishly: "ha ha ha... Iron pillar pinched me so painful, master, save me."


    Huang Sanshi waved to Li Tiezhu: "master doesn''t resist beating. You think you''re unlucky. We lost this game. Tiezhu, the song is well written! Sign for me. My daughter likes you very much and pursues you in every program."


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "you flatter me. I... Haven''t signed yet. How can I sign?"


    "Just sign normally. She must be very happy to go home and give it to my daughter."


    "That''s good."


    After signing Mr. Huang''s name, Li Tiezhu was kicked by Zong Xiaobao.


    "It''s not easy for me to go to the last program. It''s Guan Yu. You make him look like Jiang. Why are you so cruel? No, you have to invite me to dinner."


    "Brother, I only blame you for your poor vigilance."


    "I''m not vigilant. I... forget it. Why are you so hard? My feet hurt."


    Over there, sun Lei finally found the key behind the small sheep Yixing''s mobile phone case. He couldn''t help laughing: "the key has been found! Now they have lost all the keys in Shu. Is it eliminated?"


    Fang Bo also looked at the staff: "director, announce it quickly. Out!"


    The live director shook his head silently.


    Fang Bo and sun Lei are confused. What''s going on? Isn''t it eliminated when the key or fragments are gone?


    Didi!


    An electric car passed in front of several people. Sitting on it was Huang Sanshi. He proudly threw away the key in his hand and rushed out with an acceleration: "Yi Xing and Xiao Bao, go to Kyushu mountain and river map to find me."


    Now it''s Fang Bo, sun Lei and Li Tiezhu''s turn to be silly. Mingming took their only two keys. Why does Huang Sanshi still have keys?


    Yi Xing and Zong Xiaobao ran away, and no one chased them.


    Then, the three looked at the car. Xiao Yue pursed his lips, looked ashamed and said, "I gave him a key."


    Sun Lei was mad: "why did you give him the key?"


    Xiao Yueyue silently held up a piece of paper: "teacher Huang said this is the first time the idol signed. Change a key with me. It''s worth it."


    Fang Boqi smiled: "Oh, I''ll go! You''re really good! People are right here. You can ask Tiezhu to sign a hundred for you. Why change the key?"


    Xiao Yue: "this is the first signature. It''s different."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it: "just rob him directly? Give me the key! You have to be hard."


    Sun Lei thumbed up: "the iron pillar has the style of my king Yan! Xiao Yueyue disappointed me."


    Fang Bo said, "forget it! Get in the car and hide. When the pigs come, the same routine will pit them."


    The three were getting ready to get on the bus when the luxury car parked behind sounded the whistle.


    The squirrel in the staff clothes poked his head out and said with a smile, "don''t wait. When you robbed the key, we had gone in and got the key."


    The car behind drove away.


    "They also have cars? Or Porsche."


    Xiao Yue and the four had to leave the shopping center and go to the venue for the final duel.


    Li Tiezhu thinks the SUV just looked familiar.

 Chapter 62

    "The program team didn''t say that they can''t drive their own car. This is my lord Sima Yi''s car! How''s it? Are you angry?" the piggy proudly showed off to the little sheep on the bus. "And air conditioning! Porsche SUV, leather seats, very comfortable, goose... How did you hang up?"


    The squirrel drove the car and said with a smile, "you laugh so cheap. I''ll hang up if you change me. By the way, lengba, let''s put all our keys there. Is it safe?"


    In the back row, lengba smiled and played with her mobile phone: "don''t worry, I''m a girl. Who dares to search me?"


    The squirrel said, "others won''t, but I''m not sure. We mang wa''er in Xichuan, it''s really mang!"


    Lengba disdains to smile, reckless fart!


    Even cats dare not "kill".


    The phone couldn''t get through, and the cat keeper''s mobile phone was turned off.


    Good!


    Lengba sneered: "hum! Li Tiezhu? I''m going to kill you today!"


    "It''s terrible! Lengba, you smile so terrible!" the little pig looked trembling with fear. "Are you really not afraid of Li Tiezhu? I just saw him carry Yi Xing with one hand. I can''t rob him with squirrels."


    Lengba said, "I''m so special. He''ll be scared to death when he sees me. Do you believe it?"


    Piggy: "why?"


    The squirrel said, "I know. In the program, lengba is Li Tiezhu''s mentor."


    Lengba doesn''t explain, and she''s embarrassed to explain in depth.


    ¡­¡­


    At 3 pm, outside an indoor gymnasium, in a restaurant, Li Tiezhu blocked Huang Sanshi in the corner.


    "What are you doing? The director said let''s have something to eat first. Now it''s time to pause."


    Huang Sanshi calmly ate the steak.


    Fang Bo said, "old fox, do you think there are rules in this program?"


    Xiaoyue swallowed his saliva: "I''m hungry too. The boss will have a steak like him. No, four. The program team will pay for it, right?"


    Sun Lei kicked Xiao Yue and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "he eats his food. We search our food. After we get the key, we can eat whatever he wants."


    "Xiaoyue, learn from Tiezhu."


    Sun Lei nodded and began to feel about Huang Sanshi.


    Huang Sanshi chewed the steak and was very calm: "OK! Let me tell you, I gave Sima Yi the key. She promised to protect our whole team, that is to say, our kingdom of Shu has surrendered to the kingdom of Wei."


    Sun Lei took Huang Sanshi''s two shoes and looked through them. Without a key, he resolutely threw them away: "who is Sima Yi?"


    Huang Sanshi didn''t pick up the shoes thrown three meters away and continued to eat the steak: "she won''t let me say. You''ll see it later. She drove to pick up Yi Xing and Xiao Bao."


    "Master!"


    The little sheep came in first and rushed to Huang Sanshi to complain.


    Then, Zong Xiaobao, piggy and squirrel swarmed in and angrily denounced sun Lei and Li Tiezhu as bandits and Fang Bo as accomplices. Xiao Yueyue should abandon the secret and turn to the light.


    However, Xiaoyue only wants steak.


    Fang Bo said, "where''s Sima Yi?"


    Sun Lei rolled up his sleeve and said, "come on! Come in and let me see what''s sacred! It can make the old fox surrender."


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Lei is ready. Come in and grab him! I''ll go first."


    Sun Lei blinked with understanding.


    Piggy and squirrel left and right, lifted the door curtain, and a graceful figure came in with slender thighs and a three-point smile. Her gorgeous face brightened the small restaurant.


    Sun Leidun put down his sleeves and said to Li Tiezhu, "still... Rob?"


    If Li Tiezhu is struck by lightning, his brain is buzzing. What a fart! There was only one thought in his head... It was time to die!


    Lengba looked at Sun Lei and said, "I heard someone is going to rob me?"


    Sun Lei said with a smile, "it was Li Tiezhu who said that this boy is the least thing and a bandit than me. A beautiful girl like lengba also wants to rob, shameless! Bah! Go! Apologize to your teacher. Boss, is the steak ready?"


    With that, sun Lei pushed Li Tiezhu in a very righteous way.


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The smile on lengba''s face disappeared, and Leng Leng stared at Li Tiezhu, who was close at hand, with straight eyes.


    Li Tiezhu lowered his head, pulled the hem of his clothes with both hands, and his forehead was sweating.


    They were stunned. Is this still Li Tiezhu who robbed when he disagreed? Or Li Tiezhu, who is more powerful and domineering than King Yan? What... Like a quail? It''s amazing! Lengba''s tutor... Is he so powerful?


    Lengba just stared at Li Tiezhu and didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu was sweating at the tip of his nose, and his expression was extremely embarrassed and frightened.


    Other people didn''t speak. They looked at this abnormal scene quietly and felt very happy. Is there a generation of fierce man Li Tiezhu today?


    "Idol, here comes the steak."


    Xiao Yueyue gave Li Tiezhu the first prepared steak and wanted to push Li Tiezhu to sit down and eat the steak.


    Li Tiezhu stared at the little fat man: "get out!"


    Xiao Yueyue walked away with the steak wrongfully, and then... He ate it silently. It''s delicious. What happened to the idol? Did little sister lengba bully him? It doesn''t matter. I''ll eat first.


    Knowing that the cat was angry, Li Tiezhu said nervously, "that... Teacher, it''s actually like this..."


    Lengba pushed him away: "boss, give us something to eat, and then record the program later."


    Li Tiezhu fell down on the chair and wiped his sweat secretly.


    It''s over! I regret that I should have lied to her that it was the morning plane. It seems that she already knew I was participating in this program. It''s Xiao Yueyue''s fault.


    Over there, sun Lei, Huang Sanshi, Xiao Yueyue, Yi Xing and Fang Bo sit at a table.


    Sun Lei said with a smile, "I didn''t expect Leng Ba to be such a fierce teacher! She usually looks gentle and kind."


    Xiao Yueyue: "she bullied my idol!"


    Fang Bo patted Xiao Yueyue on the head: "darling, don''t make trouble! Eat your food. I think Li Tiezhu has changed a little too much. The child is sincere. He probably respects lengba as a teacher in the school."


    Huang Sanshi''s eyes flashed: "no! It''s not like respect. It''s more fear. The little guy was shaking with fear."


    On the other side, lengba, piggy, squirrel and Zong Xiaobao admired lengba''s "prestige" one after another. The wild animals in this program even saw lengba and shivered like a kitten.


    Soon, the steak was all served.


    Li Tiezhu sat at a table alone, forced himself to summon up the courage to walk to lengba''s table with the steak, and sat down in the empty seat opposite lengba, especially reserved.


    The squirrel said, "what? Rebelled? It''s OK to join our team, but you have to show your sincerity."


    The little pig said, "tell us, who is the key of Wu?"


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "three on me and one on Leige. Can I surrender?"


    Several people on the table were overjoyed and nodded again and again. As long as we win over Li Tiezhu, who is worthy of fierce force, there will be only one key left. We will win.


    Lengba suddenly said, "no!"


    Several people asked, "why?"


    Lengba: "I don''t want to be with him."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Several people looked at Li Tiezhu sympathetically. Shouldn''t they? Is the relationship between lengba and Li Tiezhu really bad? Li Tiezhu was so frightened that it didn''t look like a variety effect. By the way, he let lengba take a popsicle during the audition. He must have been hated.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the steak and looked up at lengba for a long time: "teacher, do they have chopsticks? I can''t use knives and forks, but I''m hungry."


    Cool, wow! I didn''t come here to apologize!

 Chapter 63

    The cat is very angry and the consequences are serious! look at with angry eyes.


    Li Tiezhu lowered his head in fear.


    Seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, the little pig joked: "Tiezhu, haven''t you eaten Western food? You''re really honest. I was so afraid of you before. I didn''t expect you to be cute."


    The squirrel helped his fellow villagers out: "it''s nothing. I''ll teach you to cut it into lumps like this."


    Zong Xiaobao was happy: "Mom! I''m relieved at last. I thought I couldn''t eat Western food alone. Don''t be afraid, brother. Brother pig, cut it for me."


    The pig make complaints about the steak, which is to help Li Tiezhu resolve his embarrassment. Zong Xiao Bao can not eat Western style food.


    Li Tiezhu clumsily learned from squirrels, but he couldn''t.


    A small white hand took away Li Tiezhu''s steak, quickly cut it into small pieces, and then pushed it back.


    Li Tiezhu said gratefully, "thank you, teacher."


    Lengba was still cold and said to the waiter, "bring a pair of chopsticks to this steamed stuffed bun."


    Now it''s the turn of pig and mouse treasure. Isn''t it a bad relationship? Why did you help cut the steak? It''s still the knife and fork she used. Is this the so-called one-day teacher and lifelong father?


    Chopsticks came up soon. Li Tiezhu pulled out a small bag of chili noodles from his backpack and ate it with steak dipped in chili noodles. Chili noodles were left over from the spicy hot last night. The cat usually doesn''t cook by himself, so Li Tiezhu took them away economically.


    Lengba looked at Li Tiezhu''s wonderful eating method and didn''t make a sound. It was his routine operation.


    Are the rest of the others shocked and affected?


    Xiao Yueyue licked his face and asked his idol for some chili noodles. He praised: "Hey, hey! My idol can eat! Dipping chili noodles and eating steak is as delicious as barbecue."


    Soon, ten people finished eating, got up and went out for a walk. In ten minutes, the program will be recorded again.


    In fact, it is also recorded at dinner. The contrast of Li Tiezhu must be cut into the positive film.


    There are only Xiao Yueyue, Li Tiezhu and lengba left in the restaurant.


    Xiao Yue sits next to Li Tiezhu and is curious about the baby:


    "Idol, can you talk about crosstalk? My master is preparing a new program called crosstalk newcomers, and we will come there at that time? Maybe we can go to huantuo comedian. I think you are not only good at singing, but also a genius in comedy. Especially when Mr. Tony was tied up, the master said it was a talent, and the grandmaster rewarded me with food."


    Lengba stared at Xiao Yue strangely, and the latter ignored her completely.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t you go out first? I''ll talk to the teacher for a while."


    Xiao Yueyue got up wrongfully and looked at lengba with some hostility, as if to say, don''t bully my idol, hate!


    Lengba drank yogurt leisurely.


    Seeing that the cameramen had gone out and were ready for the next recording, Li Tiezhu said with a low eyebrow: "teacher, I''m sorry! I''m wrong this time."


    Lengba still didn''t speak and bit the straw hard.


    Li Tiezhu hardened his head and said, "I didn''t mean to lie to you. It''s really... You''re too beautiful. I''m afraid to be with you."


    Lengba''s face is like a playing card.


    Li Tiezhu continued to apologize. His attitude was very sincere and correct, but there was no feedback. The cat''s face was ugly.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu was tired and couldn''t say, "please don''t be angry, cat."


    "Poof..."


    Lengba blushed and smiled with her mouth covered.


    Li Tiezhu quickly laughed.


    Lengba gouged out Li Tiezhu, lowered her head, operated on her mobile phone, got up and left.


    Li Tiezhu was not lost. She smiled and finally achieved phased results. But is it time to turn on the phone?


    When I turned on my mobile phone, Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Captive cat: "how can a cat be angry? The owner is so fierce, and the cat is afraid."


    ¡­¡­


    The program continues recording.


    Li Tiezhu continued to return to the camp of the state of Wu. After all, his cat is now in a period of irritability. He won''t accept his defection at all. Maybe he will bite.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu didn''t want to rebel. After all, Xiao Yueyue is so weak and needs protection. It''s Yi Xing from the hostile camp. He always likes to hang around Li Tiezhu and talk to Li Tiezhu about all kinds of topics.


    The program starts again, Kyushu mountain and river map opens, which is a maze built in the basketball court.


    regulations:


    Each group chooses one person to sing a song about the Three Kingdoms, and the group with the highest evaluation enters first.


    Yi Xing squatted next to Li Tiezhu and chattered: "Tiezhu, how do you write songs? How hot is it? I wish I were as powerful as you. You''re in good health. If I were so strong, my brothers wouldn''t dare to bully me."


    Little Yue Yue was jealous and said, "little sheep, your master called you."


    "Ah?"


    Yi Xing gets up blankly.


    In the distance, Huang Sanshi shouted, "Yi Xing, sing a song of the Three Kingdoms."


    Yi Xingmeng nodded, then danced impromptu and sang Lin Jiangnan''s "Three Kingdoms at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty". The song was good and the dance was great.


    After singing, Yi Xing goes to chat with Li Tiezhu again.


    Xiaoyue vigilantly took Li Tiezhu away for two steps and said to Yi Xing, "what are you doing? Go back to your team and pester my idol? I suspect you are a spy."


    Yi Xing looked naive: "I just want to have a good relationship with Tiezhu, and then ask him to write songs for me."


    Xiao Yueyue: "my God! Is it so shameless? Shouldn''t this kind of thing be carried out quietly? Why do you say it so righteously?"


    Yi Xing: "what''s the problem?"


    Xiao Yueyue drove Yi Xing away: "go away, go away! If the idol wants to write a song, he also wants to write it for me. Wait in line."


    Yi Xing walked away unhappily: "what new song do you want, a crosstalk speaker..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "write songs later! I''m busy with the game now."


    Opposite, lengba said, "what''s the matter with writing a song? It''s just an hour or two. The little sheep is much more red than you."


    Fool, are you declining? Beware of being sprayed by Yixing fans.


    Yi Xingxin said lengba didn''t know what to do! Write songs for an hour or two? You''re kidding! He waved his hand in embarrassment: "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no


    Li Tiezhu was helpless: "OK! I''ll write it for you."


    Cats are fierce and afraid!


    Yi Xing quickly thanked her, then ran back to master and said excitedly, "master! Sister lengba is so powerful! Tie Zhu promised to write me a song. He listens to his teacher."


    Huang Sanshi: "you''re wrong. He''s just pure fear."


    Xiao Yueyue rolled his eyes silently, not Kaisen


    Seeing that the rhythm was almost warm, Fang Bo announced: "our team, Li Tiezhu will sing the songs of the Three Kingdoms."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Me?"


    Sun Lei: "it''s all right. Just sing. Anyway, you''re not as good as Yi Xing. You probably lost."


    Xiao Yueyue: "idol! You are the best."


    Serious people who sing?


    Li Tiezhu is blind. He can sing few songs, let alone about the theme of the Three Kingdoms. He can''t sing any of them.


    [Ding! The variety link triggers the special price system. The song "rolling Yangtze River flowing east" only needs 1 IQ]


    The system has been dead for so long and pretended to be a corpse again!


    This seems to be an ancient word that appeared in high school extracurricular books?


    Click buy.


    Li Tiezhu is smart now. There are no bad songs provided by the system. At least he hasn''t met them at present. He must buy them when there is a special price to save his IQ.

 Chapter 64

    "I don''t know much about the songs of the Three Kingdoms. I''m usually busy on the construction site and don''t listen to songs."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head shyly.


    Everyone has a kind smile. I believe you, ghost? A genius who can write big fish and people like me seldom listens to music? You''re kidding me!


    Lengba knows it''s true. She''s quite proud of it. It makes you crazy!


    Li Tiezhu stood forward more shyly: "then sing my own song of the Three Kingdoms, a new song."


    Xiao Yueyue first applauded: "my God! Is it so magical? My idol has a new song again!"


    Yi Xing was also very excited: "come on, serious brother! Woo..."


    Others applauded, and it was a surprise to hear brother Zheng''s new work on the program.


    Only lengba is unhappy, new song? It''s over. It looks like this guy will win again. There are no bad songs written by him. The cat knows him too well.


    Li Tiezhu cleared his throat and sang:


    The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward


    Waves wash away Heroes


    Right or wrong, success or failure, turn head empty


    The green mountains are still there


    How many sunsets


    Xiao Yue covered his mouth with exaggeration and performed a moving look.


    Yi Xing''s eyes are bright and shining. Brother Zheng is really magical. This new song is different from his previous songs. It''s desolate and simple, with a little taste of Bel Canto and opera. It''s great!


    The rest of the people were fascinated by the song. It''s really interesting.


    Lengba grinds quietly. Damn it, it''s another good song, and the cat thinks it''s good!


    Li Tiezhu finished singing in one breath:


    A pot of muddy wine likes to meet


    How many things have happened in ancient and modern times


    Laugh - talk - in¡ª¡ª


    complete.


    Not only the stars present, but also the directors and staff applauded. This song is so beautiful!


    After singing, Li Tiezhu bowed shyly and returned to Xiaoyue to ask about the house repair in the countryside.


    Fang Bo brought his own host halo. After a while of coaxing, he ran to the opposite side and said to lengba:


    "Thanks for Li Tiezhu''s wonderful performance. It''s a very nice song. Now let''s invite Mr. lengba, Li Tiezhu''s mentor, to comment. What do you think of this song? Is he good or Yi Xing good?"


    Yi Xing was modest: "I''m not good, iron pillar sings better..."


    However, no one listened to him and looked at lengba.


    Lengba was stunned, and then she put on the airs of her tutor. Her acting skills have always been excellent. She said slowly: "OK! She is not too angry. She can write songs well and can''t dance. I think this round... Yi Xingsheng!"


    Under lengba''s blatant favoritism, Wei gained the right to enter the maze first, and Wu Guofang could only enter it three minutes later.


    Each key can open the box of a state and get a secret book of art of war at random. Zhou Yu and Xiao Yue have four keys, while lengba Sima Yi has five keys. Not only is there one less key, but there are also two less people here.


    State of Wei: lengba (SIMA Yi), Zong Xiaobao (Guan Yu), Huang Sanshi, pig, squirrel and Yi Xing. Six people, five keys.


    Wu Guo: Xiao Yueyue (Zhou Yu), Fang Bo, sun Lei, Li Tiezhu. Four people, four keys.


    After entering the maze, the two camps chose the division tactics. Sima Yi and Guan Yu of the state of Wei led them to find the secret script. Fang bosun Lei, Li Tiezhu and Xiao Yueyue of the state of Wu took two keys each.


    Zong Xiaobao got the back water and went to challenge Fang Bo. He was defeated by a beauty trick and out.


    Fang Bo challenges the squirrel with a beauty trick and is led away by the squirrel. Out.


    Sun Lei is unconvinced. He challenges the squirrel with the stolen beam he just found. The squirrel uses another secret script to go to the room, draw the ladder and play with beauty. Sun Lei is out.


    Sun Lei, Fang Bo combination, Tuan Mie.


    Now, the five soldiers of the state of Wei surrounded Xiao Yue and Li Tiezhu in the maze in two ways. Now, the state of Wei has got seven secret scripts, while Li Tiezhu and Xiao Yue of the state of Wu have just got one. It''s a good idea to go, and another one hasn''t been found.


    The program was once quite exciting, a chicken flying dog jumping.


    However, an hour later, Li Tiezhu magically got three scripts, and Huang Sanshi, Xiaozhu and Yi Xing were eliminated. The situation suddenly reversed. The two sides were two to two. There was one more secret script in Wu, five to four.


    Therefore, the two sides agreed to fight head-on in the middle of the maze and win two of the three innings.


    The first is the duel between the squirrel and Xiao Yueyue. Xiao Yueyue defeated the squirrel with a beauty trick, and the squirrel was eliminated.


    Then, lengba used the empty city plan to eliminate the small Yue out of the serial plan.


    Only Li Tiezhu and lengba are left in the field. Li Tiezhu has three cheats, two of which are lengba. In the last round, the used cheats are not allowed to be used again.


    Li Tiezhu knows that lengba''s two secrets are hand-in-hand and going to the room to draw the ladder. According to the setting of the program group, Li Tiezhu''s two secrets are limited. Only anti guest oriented can defeat going to the room to draw the ladder, but will be restrained by hand-in-hand.


    Come on!


    The final duel.


    Of course lengba is out. Even if she doesn''t win, she won''t lose.


    Then, Li Tiezhu grabbed the handy card, put it in his mouth and ate it.


    Lengba is silly. Is there anyone who bullies cats like this? The program team doesn''t care?


    The program team stood still.


    "Li Tiezhu, are you crazy? You... You''ve provoked me! I order you to take out your three secret scripts and I''ll take one. Two to two is fair!"


    Lengba pointed to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "that won''t work, otherwise. You take out the last secret script, I''ll take three, and we''ll take two each. It''s more fair. I''ll take it first."


    Lengba hesitated: "er... OK!"


    Four cheats were put on the ground. Li Tiezhu squatted in front of the cheats, looked at lengba and said, "teacher, unlimited challenge, this is life!"


    Lengba: "huh?"


    With that, Li Tiezhu grabbed four secret script cards and ran away.


    Only the miserable cat is left, messy in the wind: Li Tiezhu! A liar! Even your own cat!


    ¡­¡­


    At the end of the program, I thought Xiao Yueyue would win this issue as the main general. I didn''t think there was a reversal in the program group. Fang Bo, a traitor, actually had a Shangfang sword in his hand.


    Before the program began, Shang Fang''s sword had to determine the target to cut. Fang Bo lost his color and chose Zhou Yu. Therefore, from the beginning, he joined sun Lei and Li Tiezhu, and Fang Bo worked hard for Xiao Yueyue''s victory.


    Obviously, Fang Bo finally killed Zhou Yu and succeeded in stealing the country.


    Xiao Yue is still a tragedy.


    Everyone lost except Fang Bo.


    Lengba, who was robbed of the secret script, was most angry. She didn''t have a smiling face until the end of the program. It doesn''t matter whether she wins or loses. What really makes her angry is the rebellion of shoveling shit!


    You lied to me about the plane in the morning. It''s just that you''re afraid of me.


    But what are you doing with my card? Knowing that the cat is still angry, even if you refuse to apologize, don''t you know it hurts?


    Several teachers were very enthusiastic. After the program, they added wechat with Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu pretended not to know lengba was angry, talked with everyone, and then lengbuding ran away.


    Unfortunately, it was stopped by a cat driving.


    PS: (thanks to Gui Li, 5000 starting point coins reward o (¡É ¡É)...)

 Chapter 65

    At ten pm.


    There was a dead silence in the SUV parked by the side of the road.


    "Forget it, I''d better go down and take a taxi. Thank you, teacher."


    In the co pilot''s position, Li Tiezhu picked up his backpack and was about to get off. He said he was taking me to the airport. Sure enough, he stopped halfway as a demon.


    "Dare!"


    Lengba snorted.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t move. He silently played with his mobile phone and didn''t speak. He looked at the last message from the "captive cat".


    "Apologize to your cat quickly!"


    With the no desire to return, Li Tiezhu emptied his chat record and made remarks as: Mr. lengba.


    Crazy!


    I, Mr. Li Tiezhu, can''t be killed or humiliated. I respect you as a teacher. You''ve taken an inch. You bullied me these days and didn''t resist. Are you my sick cat? In the second half of the program, Li Tiezhu figured out what cats are not cats. It''s boring and bullying.


    Did I say anything when you bullied me naked?


    I Li Tiezhu is so stupid!


    What''s up?


    Am I proud?


    Li Tiezhu opened the taxi software in wechat and used it for the first time. He was not very skilled and said coldly:


    "It''s impossible to apologize! It''s impossible to apologize again in my life! Does the teacher have anything to say? If not, I''ll take a taxi."


    Listen, do people say?


    Lengba clenched her lower lip, red her eyes and sour her nose.


    Li Tiezhu glanced at her. Her acting skills were really good. Did you think I would be fooled? I''m smart now!


    No one spoke. The atmosphere was strange.


    Li Tiezhu had learned how to take a taxi. Then he opened the door and left with his bag.


    "Cat... Thirsty."


    A small voice came.


    Li Tiezhu was helpless for a while. He didn''t talk about martial virtue! Come sneak attack! Come on!


    I looked at the teacher and found her eyes watery and pathetic. Li Tiezhu sighed, and the goblin was invincible! Neither hard nor soft.


    "Ah Xi! I''ll go to the roadside and buy you a bottle of water..."


    Li Tiezhu dropped his bag and got off powerlessly.


    "Drink yogurt."


    "Wait."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu came back with yogurt: "here you are, teacher."


    "Call a cat."


    "Do you like it or not? Sir!"


    "Don''t be cruel to others. The cat is afraid."


    ¡°£¤@%&*#¡­¡­¡±


    Lengba sipped yogurt and poked his finger at Li Tiezhu: "that... Remarks, please change it back... Remember to pay before getting on the plane."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "


    Sin!


    Young man, I advise you to use mouse tail juice.


    Ten minutes later, Li Tiezhu finally escaped from the clutches and walked into the airport drinking cat''s yogurt.


    Lengba wheezes in the car: "dare a fierce cat? It''s against you. The next good sound competition will make you look good! I won''t vote for you."


    Jingling.


    "Cat keeper" transfers 0.5 yuan, remarks: cat money. Don''t play with your temper in the future, or you can''t keep the cat!


    Second return:


    "Sorry, the cat already knows it''s wrong. Please punish!"


    ¡­¡­


    [Ding! Congratulations to the advanced primary "cat keeper" of the host. The domestication degree of Persian cat is 5%. A reward song "Persian cat" consumes 0 intelligence value. Do you want to receive it?]


    WOW!


    This system is evil! How can there be such a strange attribute? Is it poisoning?


    Cats have rebelled like that. Where can they be 5% tamed?


    Reward?


    Emma smells good!


    It''s free. I''m a fool if I don''t get it.


    When the plane took off, Li Tiezhu received the song "Persian cat" and went through it in his mind. It sounded good, but he couldn''t sing.


    The lyrics are too explicit.


    If the cat listens to this, the tail will not tilt up to the sky? How to discipline in the future? No, I mean, how can you get along with her teacher?


    The cat raising game is really a little hard to say, but if the cat refuses to admit defeat, Naoto Moto is not afraid of her, positive!


    "In the competition three days later, singing" rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River "doesn''t spend much intelligence value."


    Li Tiezhu scanned the system data again.


    Current intelligence: 93 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 9 points.


    Music Achievement: 23 points.


    Variety achievement: 35 points.


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    I sang a new song and gained 8 points in music achievement, but why didn''t the variety achievement rise after recording a whole day''s program?


    Maybe... Wait until the program is broadcast?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care either. He called out the task progress bar of "cat keeper" in the corner and found a note below:


    [if the host domesticates the Persian cat to 100%, he will gain 10 points of maximum intelligence]


    Is that too hard? The cat is so wild, so demon, how can it be completely tamed? If she doesn''t bother me, I''ll burn Gao Xiang. Why do you care about cats, you broken system?


    Wait, what''s the upper limit of intelligence?


    Li Tiezhu points to and fro. Finally, a row of small characters are found in the lower right corner of the current intelligence value: the current maximum intelligence is 99 points.


    be finished!


    Li Tiezhu is disheartened. After a long time, can I add up to six points of intelligence? Then why do I earn so much intelligence?


    Can you only buy songs for the extra intelligence value? No, there must be other ways to increase the upper limit of intelligence in this system. It''s impossible to have a cat. Study it carefully.


    It was early Thursday morning when Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu. When he returned to the Tin House on the construction site, he went to sleep. He was too busy to touch the ground for the next two days.


    The cat is very clever and always reports.


    Thursday.


    "The cat went to the construction site of Hengdian. It''s hard to work."


    "The boss is like Zhou peipi. The cat refused to kiss and was scolded by her. Sobbing... Dead Yang smelly feet."


    "Your cat''s first kiss will last forever! Amen!"


    "Please hug, the cat is going to make a night play tonight. It''s terrible!"


    "Transfer 0.5 yuan, remarks: cat money. Move cement overtime on the construction site, and the cat will be refunded."


    "Good drop!"


    Friday.


    "The cat has a nightmare. It''s terrible that the owner beats the cat."


    "After playing the play all morning, I didn''t unload my makeup. I rushed to Shudu to be a good voice teacher. Maozi was so tired."


    "When I went to the TV station, I made up my sleep. It''s still comfortable in Shudu. Does the cat look good without makeup? Attach a selfie."


    "Remember to bring the cat can. The cat is hungry."


    "Busy, cat, go away."


    "The cat is hiding."


    At 5 p.m., Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao came to the backstage of the TV station with their newly recorded accompaniment to participate in the lottery ceremony.


    This is the final of Shudu sub division, which determines the quota of the national finals.


    "I still think rolling the Yangtze River is more upscale."


    In the dressing room on the 10th, Qin Tao is still a little annoyed. Why should he agree to the wonderful requirements of the crew of the Three Kingdoms in the afternoon? Why can''t we sing our own songs on the program?


    "It''s the rolling Yangtze River. Don''t beep. They gave me money, 800000! It doesn''t matter if I don''t sing all my life."


    Li Tiezhu is open-minded.


    "What''s the matter with 800000? You wrote this song. Who will sing it if you don''t sing it?"


    "What''s the hurry? Didn''t the directors of the Three Kingdoms ask me to sing the theme song? They are very sincere and let me go to guest roles to earn extra money. I think they just want to keep fresh and understand. In addition, 800000 is not a small amount. The crew is too rich. I''ll donate the money tomorrow, and I''ll donate your share for you!"


    "Whatever, as long as I don''t raise pigs, I can do anything. Money doesn''t matter."


    "Well, you send the accompaniment of the new song to the program group and let them remember to play it. I don''t want to play and sing by myself anymore. I''m too tired."


    "OK. I''ll take a bag of spicy strips."


    "Put it down!"


    "What''s the matter? You still care so much about me?"


    Qin Tao angrily put down the spicy strip and left with the U disk with the accompaniment, swearing.


    Li Tiezhu rearranged the spicy strips. This is not spicy strips. This is a canned cat. When it comes to the upper limit of IQ, we can''t be careless. We should be conscientious in raising cats!

 Chapter 66

    The mobile phone, which is very cool, like a cold shoulder with a voice on the phone before the match, is disappointed like other fans. Li Tiezhu has no makeup artist and no other tiktok behavior.


    He came to the TV station at 5:30 p.m. and was late.


    "Oh! You have a conscience."


    Lengba found that Li Tiezhu had brought a "cat can" and guarded it carefully. Even Qin Tao didn''t give it, so she was secretly proud.


    It''s six o''clock, the program group - let''s have dinner.


    In order to wait for Qin Tao to send the accompaniment back, Li Tiezhu waited for a long time in the dressing room, but Qin Tao came back with a burp.


    It turned out that after delivering the accompaniment, he went to dinner and ate a boxed lunch for two people.


    "Eh? Why don''t you go to dinner?"


    Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu strangely. He didn''t eat actively and had a problem with his skull.


    "Hagir!"


    Li Tiezhu carried the spicy strips out of the door in a plastic pocket. If he stayed, he was afraid that Qin Tao would steal them. Seeing that there were still many boxed meals left, Li Tiezhu asked his aunt:


    "Aunt, have all the people in the program eaten? Why is there so much left?"


    "I''ve eaten all of them. You''re the last one. Those beautiful female stars have to keep fit. Many of them haven''t eaten. It''s a pity that they have such a good dish!"


    Aunt looked at ten boxes and said.


    Kung Pao diced chicken, spicy rabbit, double cooked pork, shredded pork with fish flavor, Mapo Tofu.


    Li Tiezhu said to his aunt, "ten boxes, five boxes for each of us. How about it?"


    The aunt said, "can you eat?"


    "Take it home to eat. My old man likes to eat shredded pork with fish flavor best. The wine is also delicious with cooked pork. Recently, the price of pork has increased again."


    "Is this... OK?"


    "What a waste if you don''t eat and lose?"


    "The young man is right."


    Aunt Ma Liu packed the remaining five boxes, hummed a little song and pushed the dining car off work.


    In a dressing room, lengba covers her face, isn''t it? Five boxes of lunch, now tiktok live, do you forget the stubble again? Cats are ashamed of you.


    On the other side, Zhao Liya couldn''t laugh or cry. She almost choked at dinner.


    Tiktok is also a barrage of bullet screen comments, Li Tiezhu, who says he is a stingy, earthy, silly person, but most of them are good intentions of ridicule, and others praise Li Tiezhu for filial piety.


    Soon after the noise, the live broadcast stopped, and at six forty-five, the tiktok TV preheating started.


    The first ten minutes of the 15 minute short film is a review of the events in the western division. At the same time, with the comments and predictions of four mentors and some stars, it also sets off the division of tonight''s division final very well.


    The biggest suspense is whether serious brother can win the championship.


    And what kind of original songs he will bring tonight.


    The last five minutes of the short film are the preview of the second episode of "infinite challenge" broadcast at 10:30 tonight.


    Originally, this notice was usually broadcast during the plug-in advertisement of super good voice competition, but because lengba and Li Tiezhu participated in this issue, the TV station directly put it in the warm-up short film before the competition of good voice.


    If the two programs are linked, the ratings will certainly be higher.


    Li Tiezhu riding Xiaoyue?


    Li Tiezhu tied Fang Bo and sun Lei?


    Li Tiezhu''s one handed capture of Yi Xing?


    Li Tiezhu writes new songs on the spot?


    Li Tiezhu bullies lengba?


    This short film, three minutes, more than a dozen gimmick shots, including five by Li Tiezhu, attracted the audience watching the live broadcast of Tencent video to brush the screen.


    "Teacher lengba is so pathetic. Li Tiezhu is a wolf in the heart and a dog in the lung. It''s done... Well!"


    "I suddenly feel that Li Tiezhu is good for this program."


    "Serious brother''s skillful binding technique reminds me of hundreds of movies I''ve seen."


    "Please slow down upstairs."


    "Although the new song has only two sentences, it is already a classic. The appraisal is over!"


    "It''s said that Gao Xixi, who is filming the Three Kingdoms, bought this as the theme song. The director of the program team led the line."


    "The expectation of the new Three Kingdoms has increased again!"


    "Teacher lengba is very kind to Li Tiezhu and takes him on the program! Praise!"


    In the dressing room, Zhao Liya, who drank hot water to warm her throat after dinner, smiled strangely, looked at the bullet screen on the tablet and shook her head. After all, it''s a pro cat! Tut tut... Given this resource, unlimited challenge has become Li Tiezhu''s home!


    Li Tiezhu, how can he de?


    fierce!


    No, I have to gossip.


    Zhao Liya slipped out of the dressing room with a thermos while assistant sister Wen wasn''t paying attention.


    At this time, the last two minutes of the short film are being broadcast, and the interview with the guests after the program is recorded that day.


    "Will you be nervous when you attend a variety show for the first time?"


    "Don''t be nervous. This is the second time. Good voice is also a variety show. Is this your first interview? I think you don''t know how to talk."


    "Well... What, did you really participate in the recording by accident? It wasn''t designed by the program team?"


    "No. if you don''t believe me, ask Xiao Yueyue. He''s still sore from my fall."


    "Who do you like best in this program?"


    "Mr. lengba. Another is Mr. Xiao Yueyue. I can hit it off with him. He is good at chatting, but his character is too soft."


    "What about the others?


    "Mr. Fang Bo is very cunning and doesn''t like it. Mr. Huang Sanshi is terrible and doesn''t like it. Brother Yi Xingge dances well, looks good and sings... The other few who don''t impress me deeply are actually Mr. Sun Lei. He is hard and I am hard. We get along like this. You come and go, of course, I''m even harder in the end."


    "Ha? Who is your best friend?"


    "My best boyfriend is Qin Tao and my best girlfriend is Zhao Liya. Oh, no, it''s a female friend."


    "Cough..."


    "Goodbye. Be confident in the next interview. Come on."


    Then, an interview with Xiao Yueyue.


    "Brother Tiezhu is my idol and real idol! I like him very much! He is so strong! He must win the championship in the finals of the competition area. My whole family will vote for you! He is super happy in the group with him. He protects me in every way. That feeling... Mom! I have a sense of security. I was hurt by his fall at the beginning."


    "He is more than ten years younger than you. You call him brother?"


    "Those who reach are teachers and those who are hard are brothers. Is there anything wrong?"


    "Well..."


    After this short film was released, the response was very good. Tonight''s good voice and five ratings were basically stable.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t watch TV. Qin Tao was playing guitar. Li Tiezhu finished the last bit of Mapo Tofu bibimbap and was cleaning up the garbage. He saw Zhao Liya sneak in.


    "Yes! It''s all on the variety show. Your family... Well, Mr. lengba is nice to you."


    Zhao Liya was a little excited when she almost said that she had a cat.


    Li Tiezhu was putting on a garbage bag: "that''s a coincidence. Xiao Yueyue pestered me. Mr. lengba didn''t take me."


    "You say yes, I believe it, ah..."


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    "What''s the original song tonight? What''s its name?"


    "Persian cat."


    "Poof..."


    "What''s the matter? What are you laughing at?"


    "Cough! Nothing, just... Ha ha, ha ha, Hiccup..."


    "Are you okay?"


    "It''s all right! I''m glad to see the spicy strips. Ang! It tastes good. I didn''t expect! You''re such a frugal person that you can buy such expensive spicy strips?"


    "Buy it casually... What? Put the spicy strip down quickly!"


    "Why are you so stingy?"


    "Because..."


    Before Li Tiezhu could make up an excuse, the door of the dressing room opened. Teacher lengba was burning with eyes and stared at the spicy strip Zhao Liya was eating.


    Die young!

 Chapter 67

    "Is the spicy strip delicious?"


    Lengba walks in and stares at Zhao Liya with bad eyes.


    Zhao Liya took a bite of the hot strip and smiled brightly: "delicious! Mr. lengba, would you like one? Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu, an Iron Rooster, has become extravagant when he has money. He used to buy me nine yuan pirated Haagen Dazs for ice cream."


    "He is very economical. I asked him to buy me spicy strips."


    "Ah? Specially bought for you? Sorry!"


    "It doesn''t matter. I''ll give you one."


    "I really don''t know. If I knew he bought it for the cat... No, I wouldn''t eat it for you. Sorry!"


    "Eat spicy food before singing. Is your voice OK?"


    "No problem! You can eat hot pot."


    "That''s great."


    Lengba''s mouth was polite, but her expression was not polite at all. She always kept a cold face, put the remaining spicy strips in her hand, and said to Li Tiezhu, "don''t open the express next time you buy something for me. It''s impolite."


    impolite?!


    This refers to mulberry and locust.


    Zhao Liya lost her appetite in an instant, threw the remaining spicy strips into the garbage bag that Li Tiezhu had just covered, turned and left. Pooh! It''s cat food!


    Cats are great?


    They are friends who have escaped Li Tiezhu''s wardrobe together. Why are they so stingy?


    Lengba doesn''t speak. She can''t tell why. She just doesn''t like the way Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu are familiar. It doesn''t matter whether they are hot or not... Right?


    What she was really angry about was that he helped Li Tiezhu so much that he said in the interview that his best girlfriend was Zhao Liya?


    It wasn''t me?


    I would have turned my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch!


    Cat, unhappy.


    The exclusive can was also eaten secretly. I''m not happy, plas.


    Li Tiezhu, an empiricist whose IQ is not enough, has summed up some experience through a few days of dangerous coexistence. For cats, it''s not good to be soft. You have to be hard!


    To suppress the cat under her, she can''t resist!


    So he collapsed into the sofa and said:


    "Isn''t it enough to eat a packet of spicy strips? Just buy more? Peel an apple."


    Lengba angrily peeled the apple. He didn''t think something was wrong until he was half cut. He did something wrong. Why did I peel the apple back to him?


    However, it''s all cut


    In the corner, Qin Tao, holding a guitar, has not made a sound for a long time, shivering.


    Let the tutor peel the apple for you?


    Oh, Xiuer?


    Last time I saw these two women secretly... Today it''s even worse. Did you quarrel? Like being jealous. Is Li Tiezhu open? Moreover, I don''t know why Mr. lengba, who is very angry, has obediently peeled the apple?


    That low brow is pleasing to the eye, tut tut!


    Terrible!


    Qin Tao thought he was transparent and didn''t dare to move.


    Li Tiezhu is a double kill?


    It must be double kill!


    Zhao Liya is still so young. How can you scare her hands with his meow? Really NIMA... Envy! Mr. lengba, needless to say, must be very resistant to killing.


    "Here you are."


    "Click! Well, the program group apples are so sweet."


    "Sweet?"


    "Anything else?"


    "No."


    "Go back. The program will start soon. The work should be serious and responsible, you know?"


    "I know!"


    The cat skillfully backed out with the "cat can".


    Qin Tao took a long sigh of relief, climbed over and asked excitedly, "what''s the matter? There''s something wrong with the three of you! Yossi Guoyi... Lengba took you five, and made innuendo with your girlfriend..."


    Li Tiezhu nibbled at the apple and said, "you can raise pigs for the rest of your life."


    Qin Tao: "ah! It''s a nice day today. I''ll count the time, place and people. You must win the championship tonight. Come on, brother!"


    Li Tiezhu''s cell phone rang.


    Captive cat: thank the owner for the cat can, meow~


    Cat keeper: transfer 0.5 yuan. Remarks: the cat pays attention to his work.


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    After another half-hour''s rest, the news broadcast ended and the game officially began.


    The final is slightly different from the previous competition. There are temporary lots and gifts before the competition. After all, those who enter the top ten have strong strength and basically become masters. They are not the role of audition before.


    It''s seven thirty-five.


    The first round of the finals of "super good voice" in the western division began.


    In the studio, all the audience were present, and the four judges were already seated. After the host read the title line, he announced the rules of the lottery. Ten finalists stood in a row on the stage, ready to start the final competition of decimal five.


    Only the five who are promoted can participate in the subsequent national finals.


    According to the rules, ten seven in the first half and seven five in the second half. In other words, the contestants who are promoted need to sing two songs.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. What is the ghost competition system?


    I only prepared one song.


    On the stage, there are ten boxes on a huge table. Each box has a competition number and a gift provided by the sponsor.


    Li Tiezhu was the third to draw lots and randomly picked a box in the middle.


    Number: 1.


    It means that Li Tiezhu is the first to perform.


    The host began to play up the atmosphere: "it''s actually the first to play! Li Tiezhu won the first. I don''t know how you feel at this moment. Will you be nervous when you play first in the final?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the director''s prompt board asked you to ask me what the name of the new song is and whether it is original. Don''t you host it according to the routine?"


    Host: "... What''s the name of your new song?"


    "Persian cat."


    "Ah? Is that the title of the song?"


    "Yes."


    "Do you have a cat?"


    "The director asked you to ask if it was original."


    "No, I asked, do you have a cat?"


    "Yes."


    "Is this song for your cat?"


    On the judges'' bench, teacher lengba''s face flushed with a brush, and her newly manicured nails scratched under the table. Oh, my God! Is the cat keeper crazy?


    Although the cat feels honored to write songs, is it too rampant in such a public place?


    It''s exciting!


    On the stage, Zhao Liya glanced at lengba, who was red in the face, and looked at the cat''s excitement!


    Li Tiezhu glanced at lengba. Sure enough, she misunderstood. It was all sent by the system! I didn''t mean to write it to you.


    I can''t explain.


    "Rolling Yangtze River flowing east" was sold to the crew of "Three Kingdoms" and can only sing this song "Persian cat". In fact, Li Tiezhu himself refused. After all, the lyrics are a little too much


    However, IQ can''t be wasted at will.


    "Of course, I said I would compete with original songs throughout the competition."


    Li Tiezhu said hard.


    "Let''s look forward to Li Tiezhu''s new song Persian cat. Please open your gift box."


    "Eh? What?"


    "It''s a pair of earrings! The label says it''s worth 35000 yuan. Congratulations to Li Tiezhu."


    "Can I change a present? Earrings are useless."


    "You can''t change it, but you can give it to a girl present. It''s your freedom to give it to whoever you''d better be with."


    The host provoked.


    Li Tiezhu sneered: "do you think I''m stupid? Who can give it to? Don''t all the girls who didn''t give it hate me?"


    "Well... Choose the most beautiful girl you think."


    "That''s OK."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t think about it. This is the more offensive choice.


    He swept around the stage and saw teacher lengba''s shy and shy smile. Li Tiezhu returned with a gentle smile, and then walked to... Zhao Liya with earrings.


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 Chapter 68

    Li Tiezhu smiled and handed the earrings to Zhao Liya:


    "Here you are! It must look good on you."


    Zhao Liya was watching the cat''s expression when she was suddenly given Earrings by Li Tiezhu. She was stunned. Are you sick? Your cat is so excited. Look at the eager eyes... As a result, you give it to me?


    "No! Why did you send me?"


    "The host said to give it to the most beautiful girl."


    "But... Mr. lengba, she..."


    "She is old. She is a woman, not a girl."


    "Wheezing..."


    "You''re welcome. They are all good friends."


    "Do you think I''m being polite to you?"


    Zhao Liya took down her earrings and looked at Li Tiezhu sympathetically. From the corner of her eyes, she had seen the eyes of a cat under the stage.


    You killed yourself, don''t blame me!


    See how your cat teaches you.


    woman?


    The host was also stunned. He thought lengba had just brought Li Tiezhu to the program. Li Tiezhu must give a peach report. Li sent earrings to lengba. In this way, he can also build momentum for infinite challenge. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu is blind!


    Zhao Liya is beautiful, but she is too cold?


    At least, Zhao Liya, who hasn''t grown up yet, can''t compare with the full and delicate teacher lengba at her age.


    What are your eyes?


    Wangzi small steamed bread and old flour steamed bread, which is bigger and which is more full, don''t you count it in your heart?


    "Don''t you think Mr. lengba is more beautiful?"


    The host arched the fire.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head decisively: "well... Zhao Liya is more beautiful! You can''t appreciate beauty."


    Straight man aesthetic, purity first!


    The host was surprised and subconsciously looked at lengba: "teacher lengba, tie Zhu said you are not as good-looking as Zhao Liya. What do you think?"


    You are a woman. Your whole family is a woman!


    Lengba pulled the table board under the table and said calmly on her face, "Liya is really beautiful. She is about the same age as Li Tiezhu. He likes her type. It''s actually very normal."


    The host did not succeed, so he had to continue to host the lottery.


    Zhao Liya took No. 8, which is a fairly good order. The gift is second. It''s a pet collar, worth 20 yuan.


    At the end of the draw, the host began to ask the judges who would win the championship.


    Yi Feng: "I''m optimistic about Zhao Liya."


    Lin Fan: "Zhao Liya! She has a great talent for music and singing."


    Chen Poisson: "Li Tiezhu, he writes songs very well, has a good voice and poor singing skills, but he can learn."


    Lengba: "Li Tiezhu is very good and hard-working! But I am optimistic about Zhao Liya. She is beautiful, has a good audience and can get more votes. The name of piano princess has gathered a large number of fans for her in advance, occupying the congenital advantage. Therefore, her monotonous singing and average song writing have been covered up. Moreover, she is still young and has great room for improvement. I am optimistic about her She! "


    What the hell?


    Zhao Liya frowned when she heard this. She didn''t aim at Li Tiezhu. Was the cat so humble? Was the cat so insidious?


    She can''t hear people questioning her ability to write songs.


    You can say I can''t play the piano well, you can say I can''t sing well, but you can''t say I can''t write songs well! Moreover, in fact, Zhao Liya''s ability to write songs is quite strong.


    Zhao Liya looks clever.


    But actually


    "Thank you for your recognition! I''m honored. Do you have any big problems with the big fish I wrote last time? Please comment on it, and I''ll improve it."


    So, Zhao Liya went back directly.


    Although lengba came from a musical family, she danced in primary school. How can she make music reviews?


    After adjusting his sitting posture, lengba said, "it''s not a big problem, but it''s not good. Writing songs is second to music theory and skills, and talent is more important. Come on!"


    I have no talent?


    Zhao Liya secretly grinds her teeth. Yes! Your master bullies you. You don''t dare to be wild and come to me? I''m not a vegetarian.


    Take it!


    Cat!


    "Thank you, teacher! Thank you very much!"


    Zhao Liya bowed slightly to lengba with special respect. Then she took out the black pet collar from the lucky draw and walked to Li Tiezhu. She said, "it''s useless for me. Anyway, you have a cat. Here you are."


    Li Tiezhu was startled. He looked at lengba under the stage and waved his hand again and again: "no! No need."


    Zhao Liya directly put it into Li Tiezhu''s hand: "take it! Your cat is wild. It''s annoying to show its teeth and cry when I see people. Next time I''m here, remember to tie up the cat with this collar, otherwise I''m afraid I can''t help beating her!"


    Li Tiezhu is at a loss. I don''t have a cat? Why do you show your teeth? Besides, why do you beat the cat?


    Can you fight?


    He didn''t know Leng Bafa''s screenshot of cat money to Zhao Liya. He thought he knew it.


    Under the stage, lengba''s anger went straight to the tianlinggai.


    What a shame!


    This little girl is so rude! How dare you humiliate me on such an occasion?


    Li Tiezhu muttered, "it''s really not necessary. She''s different from my cat..."


    Zhao Liya took the collar to adjust the size: "what''s the difference? Persian cat, I''ve seen it! You see, this collar can be adjusted. It''s absolutely suitable!"


    "Well... Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu took the collar and stole a glance at Mr. lengba. Yes, the collar can be worn, but... Can it be worn?


    Zhao Liya walked back: "if the cat is not obedient, it should be tied up. Especially when you go out to sneak the cat, don''t let your cat bite everywhere. It''s easy to be beaten."


    Li Tiezhu: "where is a cat walker?"


    Zhao Liya: "you can. Your cat is different anyway."


    The second half of this sentence was almost staring at lengba.


    Come on!


    Hurt each other!


    Lengba was trembling with anger, but she didn''t dare to speak. She could only pull her nails hard on the table, creak, and squeeze out a smile on her face.


    that ''s ok!


    Is this a declaration of war?


    Then don''t blame me for being rude!


    Originally, Ben meow just didn''t like you. Now it''s different. You''ve provoked Ben meow!


    Li Tiezhu foolishly put away the collar. Ha, Zhao Liya doesn''t really think I have a cat, does she? How is it possible that this collar can''t be worn by teacher lengba!


    It''s wasteful.


    Why don''t you give it to Qin Tao? His family really has a Persian cat.


    Soon, nine contestants left the stage and Li Tiezhu stayed on the stage to sing Persian cat. The accompaniment was done with the help of Tencent agent Zhang Xiaomeng, who found a professional music studio in Shudu.


    Looking at the system information, it seems to be another world, a song called Luo Wen, with a lazy and charming style:


    The voice was soft and low


    The long night is no longer lonely


    In the first two sentences, Li Tiezhu blushed. The images of two creatures also called "Persian Cats" coincided in his mind and screamed, feeling particularly ashamed.


    I said I couldn''t sing this one?


    But he is as stingy as Li Tiezhu. Of course, he is reluctant to spend his IQ to buy new songs.


    In the waiting area, Zhao Liya''s hair stood up. Is it so explicit? shame on you! The first sentence is so fierce!


    On the judges'' bench, the other three judges smiled and nodded to appreciate it. The tone was good and had a lasting appeal.


    Lengba bit her lower lip with a sense of shame. This guy is too much. How can I make a strange sound in front of him? It must be his imagination! Too much! It''s still a long night. What evil things are you thinking.

 Chapter 69

    Shake your slim waist


    Jump gently


    Bright eyes like spark crystal reflection


    Enough exposure


    Gently delicate body, how white


    Slim waist?


    snow-white?


    Zhao Liya instantly fixed her eyes on lengba. Yes, the cat is of white descent. Snow White is all right. Tut tut! Li Tiezhu is really a person who has appreciated cats. He has seen the world.


    Lengba squeezed out a smile and scratched her thighs under the table. Damn it! Even if you''ve seen it, you can sing it


    Eh?


    Lengba suddenly found someone staring at her and turned her head. Is it this hoof again? I saw that Zhao Liya in the waiting area was thrilled with a little sarcastic eyes. Leng Patton was angry. What''s the matter?


    What happened to me?


    It must be much more beautiful than your little wangzi!


    Shit!


    He stared angrily, but he continued to sulk.


    Seeing lengba''s expression, Li Tiezhu relaxed. Was she not angry? That''s good! Not afraid, the cat is still very good.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s singing gradually entered a state:


    You see each other off in bed, warm at night


    Persian cat has a delicate body


    Accompany me and solve my loneliness


    The Persian cat in arms


    Beautiful voice


    Shake your tail, swing your waist, twist your waist and scream


    Meow meow


    Miao Miao


    Li Tiezhu no longer focused on the ambiguity in the lyrics. He only thought he really had a Persian cat. The whole song was completed very well. After all, with accompaniment and harmony, the effect was really better.


    It''s just... The cat felt so ashamed that his thighs collapsed.


    That''s too much.


    Did he write down the nightmare?


    Unexpectedly, this guy looks dull and imaginative when dreaming. Hum! Wishful thinking. Arrogant cats never disdain to please cat owners. Cats won''t cater to you so much.


    Bah, you think so!


    Unless you help me with Zhao Liya''s hoof.


    Li Tiezhu finished singing, singing well and writing well. But compared with people like me and big fish, this song is obviously worse.


    Of course, this song is not bad. It''s not a big problem to help Li Tiezhu advance to decimal seven in the first half.


    The host came on stage and asked, "it''s a very nice and loving song! Thank Li Tiezhu again for singing. Excuse me, is your cat Persian?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes."


    Host: "how much did you buy it?"


    Li Tiezhu glanced at lengba: "I didn''t spend money. I picked it up..."


    "Wow! You''re lucky! A cat picked up by the roadside is a Persian cat?"


    "Isn''t it pure? I don''t know. Anyway... It''s cute."


    "What color?"


    "Ah?"


    "What color is your Persian cat?"


    "White! White!"


    "Pure white? Not a speck?"


    "Well... Pure white."


    The host nodded: "Oh! The white Persian cat is beautiful!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded madly. It''s really pretty! It''s just that seeing too much is bad for your health.


    Lengba is about to explode


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host. Singing "Persian cat" has increased the domestication of the cat by 2%, which is currently 7%. The host has obtained a special commodity and another song "Persian cat", with a purchase price of 1 IQ point.]


    And this good thing?


    Buy!


    Li Tiezhu hardly hesitated. What are the two songs with the same name afraid of? One song "Persian cat" can domesticate cats. Wouldn''t two songs be better?


    Current intelligence: 93 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 8 points.


    Music Achievement: 27 points.


    Variety achievement: 35 points.


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    "Li Tiezhu? Hello! Li Tiezhu?"


    The host waved his palm in front of Li Tiezhu in a daze and shouted.


    "What are you doing? The host should be dignified."


    Li Tiezhu murmured.


    The host almost gushed out his old blood. Do you mean to call me dignified? You''re distracted! It''s a game. But who makes serious brother popular? Moreover, the audience also liked Li Tiezhu''s meeting with the host most. He had to swallow his anger and said:


    "I just asked you, why did you think of writing a song for the cat?"


    "You care about me."


    "Well... I mean your inspiration. The audience wants to know, right?"


    "Because cats are cute."


    "Ha, I don''t see. Li Tiezhu''s players also have such a careful and gentle side. It''s really rare..."


    "The director asked you to cut the advertisement again."


    "Well..."


    "Make a fuss. Isn''t it a Persian cat? To tell you the truth, there''s more than one. If I qualify for the second round of the finals, I also have a better Persian cat, which is also original."


    The host was stunned: "two... Two Persian cats? How much do you love your cat?"


    Lengba shivers and gets an electric shock. The cat keeper... It''s going to happen.


    Did you see?


    Little girl, don''t think he only writes songs for you. I also have two songs! Two!


    Li Tiezhu is also embarrassed. What can I do if the system is forced to give it to me? The passive skill was immediately launched and said, "calm down. How can you be the host? Look at me. Let''s thank Li Tiezhu for singing. Let''s enter an advertisement. Thank you."


    With that, Li Tiezhu also stared at the host and turned to step down. In his mind, the newly bought Persian cat is really better.


    During the advertising time, the barrage began to be active again.


    "Li Tiezhu''s song is out of standard!"


    "I think it sounds good!"


    "Cats feel good. They are really gentle and appropriate."


    "In the first big fish, is Li Tiezhu a God?"


    "I believe the second song" Persian cat "will be better."


    "After all, Li Tiezhu''s music style is ever-changing, and the other song Persian cat is absolutely different! Look forward to it."


    "Li Tiezhu''s style is really unpredictable."


    "Men with cats are the most loving."


    "Li Tiezhu champion!"


    "Piano Princess Zhao Liya is the champion! Li Tiezhu''s second is also very good."


    The advertisement is over and the game continues.


    Smoke voice uncle Lin Xiao came second. He sang a heavy metal rock. He turned the audience around and was strong. With the opening of Li Tiezhu and Lin Xiao, the players behind them also opened one after another, and a high-quality singing competition was in full swing.


    After the performance of the first seven players, the scene was quite anxious. Everyone gave full play to their best strength, which was difficult to choose.


    Eighth, Zhao Liya.


    This time, instead of playing the piano, she chose to accompany with pipa, erhu and Tao long and sang an original ancient song "jade case ¡¤ New Year''s Eve".


    Simple and indifferent, independent marketing and outstanding style.


    Of course, this is inspired by Li Tiezhu''s "Linjiang fairy ¡¤ rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River". As early as three days ago, "good friend" Li Tiezhu sang this song to Zhao Liya on the phone for comment.


    After all, Zhao Liya is a professional, and Li Tiezhu has a close relationship with her.


    So, inspired, Zhao Liya stayed up for two nights and composed her favorite word.


    A thousand trees bloom at night in the east wind


    More blow down


    Stars like rain


    BMW carved car Xiangman Road


    The sound of Phoenix flute moves


    Yuhu guangzhuan


    One night fish dragon dance


    In the waiting area, the contestants opened their mouths. Isn''t that... Nice? Is it so funny to sing ancient words?


    The jury has been nodding. It''s really good. This is Chinese music. Only lengba smiled and secretly picked her nails. What the hell? This song is vaguely better written than Li Tiezhu!


    My iron pillar didn''t write it for her?


    With her?

 Chapter 70

    Moth snow willow golden thread


    The laughter is full of fragrance


    But in the crowd once and again, I look for her in vain


    suddenly turn round


    But the man was in the dim light


    After singing an antique song, Zhao Liya won applause from the whole audience, and even the live barrage was full of cheers.


    After so many competitions, the piano princess finally pressed Li Tiezhu''s steamed stuffed bun on the composition. For the sake of Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya being good friends, these bullet screens didn''t say anything too much and couldn''t quarrel.


    This ancient poem is classic and the song is well written. Although it is not as good as Li Tiezhu''s highlight moment, it is also very brilliant.


    Chen Poisson said: "at present, this song should be the first. Li Tiezhu''s song is also good, but it''s still a little bad. The other cover singers don''t fully understand the essence of the song. Instead, Liya wrote and sang the song herself. The charm is very unified and very good."


    Yi Feng nodded again and again: "rare national style songs, very good! I think we lack this kind of national style songs."


    Lin Fan said, "nice to hear! Worship, and Liya''s level of writing songs is getting higher and higher."


    Lengba finally said slowly, "the song is well written. It means something like Li Tiezhu. Do you mind if I say so?"


    Everyone is stunned. What does it have to do with Li Tiezhu?


    Zhao Liya said frankly, "yes! This is the inspiration from the Three Kingdoms. We have many good words in China for 5000 years."


    Wordy!


    Lengba said again: "HMM. your song is well written, but it''s an antique song. You... Your voice is not soft enough and your body is hard. It''s like singing opera with the posture of singing rock and roll. On the whole, it''s very uncoordinated. You haven''t studied dance and acting. That''s understandable, but singing is a performing art after all. Some things still can''t be relaxed and trained. It''s not taken for granted."


    Zhao Liya knew it was coming, coming, coming again, and the cat began to bite again.


    Just put your horse here. Don''t think I Zhao Liya is a simple and deceptive little white rabbit! Let you see how miss Ben is a cat!


    Keep it so that your mother doesn''t know it.


    After all, her IQ was close to 120. Zhao Liya''s mind was like electricity. She immediately thought of a way to fight back.


    Wonderful!


    "Mr. lengba is right. My voice is too sharp. How can I soften it? What kind of softness is the softness of ancient style? Like a cat? My body is soft and my voice is soft?"


    With respect on her face, Zhao Liya began to dig a hole.


    Lengba almost choked and mentioned the cat again?


    She dared not speak, and her eyes at Zhao Liya were full of intimidation.


    Old man Chen Poisson patted his thigh: "Hey! Yes, yes, yes! It means cat. I didn''t think of how to describe it just now. Your singing is not gentle enough, and there is a trace of ancient women''s temperament. It''s really a bit like the posture and voice of a cat!"


    Good assists!


    Zhao Liya whispered, "right? I also want to learn and make progress, but no one taught me."


    Chen Poisson pointed to lengba beside him and said, "lengba learns to perform. Learn from her!"


    It blew up when it was cold.


    Learn what?


    The figure of a cat? The cry of a cat?


    Snake essence disease, you!


    This hoof is deliberately looking for trouble. A student dares to bully his mentor! Old man Chen, the second offender, is still helping to insert a knife. It''s too uncomfortable.


    Zhao Liya hit the snake with the stick: "yes! Mr. lengba, your acting skills are so good. Can you teach me how the cat calls? And action temperament. Thank you."


    Lengba doesn''t want to take it. Which onion are you? Besides, it''s too shameful.


    The cat only performed in front of Li Tiezhu.


    Pop pop


    Applause broke out, and even the host and judges applauded one after another.


    After all, this is a chance for teacher lengba to show her face. She sings in general and doesn''t do much as a song judge. She must like this link that can show her professional strength, right?


    no


    The cat refused.


    Lengba: "


    Zhao Liya, you''ve gone too far!


    On the stage, Zhao Liya was a novice, but she was well versed in acting. With three points of embarrassment and seven points of pity, she said, "it''s all right. Teacher lengba doesn''t want to guide. Maybe I''m not qualified enough..."


    The scene was a little awkward.


    Lengba couldn''t stand down, so she had to stand up with a strong smile and said, "there''s nothing wrong with guidance. It''s learning from each other and learning from each other."


    Zhao Liya: "Wow! Thank you, teacher. I''ll learn from you."


    "Eh... OK, OK. It takes a long time of observation and practice to master the trick of imitating animals, like this."


    "The teacher must often dress up as a cat. It''s so awesome! It''s super like!"


    "Cough! Have you learned?"


    "No, I didn''t see it clearly. Please do it again. There''s a cat barking. You didn''t bark just now."


    "I..."


    Lengba''s old blood surged up and almost bled in her seven orifices. Finally, she forced down with her deep internal force, smiled gently, supported the table of the jury with her hands, and walked around half a circle. She was as soft as a bone, her body was exquisite, graceful and charming, and then


    Eyes slightly narrowed, red lips gently opened:


    "Meow ~"


    The applause rang out again. It was difficult to play animals, but Mr. lengba played too lifelike. He was a little cat.


    Lengba quietly gnaws her teeth, damn it!


    It''s not over!


    Zhao Liya showed a surprised expression, and then looked at Li Tiezhu in the rest area: "like? Tiezhu, she''s like a real cat!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    She''s a real cat. I''ve seen worse. However, how can a good singing program play cat? Acting, isn''t it Mr. lengba''s specialty?


    Lengba couldn''t hold back and said, "why do you ask him? Learn quickly."


    Even if the little hoof sneaks at me, it''s still a live @ cat keeper. Are you... Executing in public? The next program, you wait for me.


    Zhao Liya studied perfunctorily: "I''m not like you! Teacher lengba is still powerful. Can you teach me again?"


    Lengba: "come down and talk about it. It''s in the game."


    Zhao Liya said with a happy smile, "thank you, teacher. It''s nice of you! You''re the most like cat I''ve ever seen!"


    Lengba: "the next player."


    You called the cat, too? Who can bear it!


    The winning Zhao Liya proudly went down to the platform and jumped like a little white rabbit. She came to Li Tiezhu and sat down. With a meaningful smile on her face, she glanced at Li Tiezhu from time to time.


    Li Tiezhu''s cat... It''s fun! Ho ho ho!


    "Hum, hum, hum..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t notice Zhao Liya''s abnormal appearance, but hummed a song that was too joyful.


    Half a minute ago, the system was activated again:


    [Ding! The host program link triggers the gift mechanism and gives the host a song "learn cat barking" for free. Do you want to receive it?]


    Dog system... Free song for the second time!


    Of course.


    However, this song is obviously not suitable for hard men like Li Tiezhu, so he feels strange humming.


    "New song?"


    Zhao Liya poked Li Tiezhu. I killed your cat. Are you still in the mood to write a new song?


    So rampant?


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "ah! Yes. You just learned cat barking and got the inspiration. The song is called learning cat barking."


    Zhao Liya, ray de Wai Jiao Li Nen, your cat has been humiliated. Do you still write songs about it? Are you still human? Or is your cat so humble? The master doesn''t care about her feelings at all? How exciting!

 Chapter 71

    Zhao Liya quite despised Li Tiezhu''s heartless behavior of not loving her cat. Then she happily asked Li Tiezhu to sing her newly written "learn cat barking" to share with her.


    Oh, good!


    Appropriate.


    The lyrics are quite realistic and the tune is cheerful enough. Tut Tut, Li Tiezhu is really a genius!


    That''s what your cat just wrote in this song!


    A hair!


    This song... I like it.


    Lengba, a serious judge, occasionally looks at Li Tiezhu''s side and gets cold with anger. She bullies your cat. Do you still talk and laugh with her? Which side are you on?


    The competition continued. In the first round, Zhao Liya won the first vote and took a slight lead over Li Tiezhu, who ranked second.


    The top seven entered the second round and the other three were eliminated.


    The order of the second round of competition is obtained from the previous ranking of votes. The one who gets the least votes goes first and the one who gets the most votes comes last.


    Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya finally appeared.


    Lin Xiao, Yunyang and other players took turns to play, took out their unique skills to press the bottom of the box, and tried to reach the top five and enter the finals.


    Even a female player named Zhou Yiran played cos. Originally dressed sexy, she put on the cat''s ears from the lucky draw and presented a singing and dancing performance to win the house.


    The competition began to turn white hot.


    Sixth, Li Tiezhu came on stage with a guitar on his back.


    "This song is also called Persian cat. Thank you."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu was quite perfunctory in this game. He estimated that he could enter the national finals. He didn''t spend his IQ to buy other new songs and various system discounts.


    Originally, IQ points were enough, but 5 points were knocked out by a cat song.


    After all, there are many finals and Li Tiezhu''s IQ is not rich. Why spend a lot of money if there are special prices? And this song "Persian cat" sounds good.


    His eyes narrowed into a line


    Tiptoe gently


    Tiles on the roof


    It''s her keys


    Step by step


    a bit of


    Walking on the edge of love


    Show up whenever you want


    If you can''t think of it, you can''t see it


    Sleep for a day if you want


    Ignore anyone


    Li Tiezhu sang on the stage, Zhao Liya listened to the claws in the waiting area, and lengba clamped her legs in the jury. The lyrics of this song are not as explicit as the last one, but why... It feels more terrible?


    Is it too ambiguous?


    Zhao Liya thought, are these two people crazy to this extent? After all, it''s an open game! Tens of millions of people are staring.


    The hairs on the back of lengba''s neck stood up. Did this guy write the lyrics casually or deliberately?


    The edge of love?


    Cats don''t mean that. Don''t think about it!


    Besides, I want to sleep all day and ignore anyone. You know me, but how is this possible? Yang paopi stares at me every day to make money for her.


    After the terrible lines of the last Persian cat, Li Tiezhu''s psychological quality has been significantly improved. This song is particularly smooth and has no psychological burden at all.


    Promotion is important.


    As for cats?


    What do you think? I''ll sing. If you''re angry, sell you more canned cats?


    Fall in love with her


    Danger! Danger


    Don''t love her


    Miss miss


    She is always vague and vague


    Sometimes silence is cold


    Sometimes gentle and shy


    No one will be the master of her love


    This song made the audience sing hi. The melody was simple and sweet. Halfway through the song, many people began to hum along.


    Naturally, the audience in the live broadcasting room did not fall down, and the barrage Rose:


    "This is Li Tiezhu''s first time to write dance music? It''s so beautiful!"


    "Are you serious about falling in love?"


    "What about falling in love? It''s for cats."


    "Congratulations on your promotion to the finals!"


    "If Zhao Liya''s second song is not as good as Li Tiezhu''s, it is probably Li Tiezhu''s first."


    "They are so good, will they be together?"


    "With a face!"


    "Lengba: I object!"


    ¡­¡­


    In Zhao''s villa, her majesty is watching the live broadcast with interest, and even swings with the melody of Persian cat. The knight carefully offered the fruit and secretly despised Li Tiezhu. Is he worthy to compete with my family for the championship?


    Liu Wanyun said, "it sounds good! Li Tiezhu is worthy of being a genius. Yaya has made progress in writing songs after learning from him. The last ancient style" jade case "is good."


    Zhao Muye: "what does that have to do with Li Tiezhu? I taught ya ya to write songs from childhood to childhood."


    Wan Yun''s mother looked at her husband with disgust and smiled: "ha ha."


    ¡­¡­


    Yunde society.


    Xiao Yueyue looked cheap and cute and bit his fingers: "my God! It sounds good! Idols are too powerful. I also want to... Raise Persian cats."


    Guo gangde shook his head and shouted to the disciples, "everybody, hand in your mobile phones. That man is crazy! You can''t get out of this door without voting. Master, my life doesn''t matter. You''re still young. It''s not worth dying here..."


    Donkey Qian hugged Erguotou: "Oh! If Li Tiezhu sings rock, I''ll vote for him."


    Guo Dalin: "brother Yue, I like Zhao Liya."


    Guo gangde: "Dad supports you. My son is not afraid of death. It''s so cute."


    ¡­¡­


    A villa in the East China Sea.


    Wu Yongqiang accompanied Xiao Zhen to watch the live broadcast, swearing: "what''s singing? Twisting and kneading, greasy and crooked... Niang Pao! He also robbed the theme song of Kun!"


    Xiao Zhen shook his head: "you don''t understand. Don''t spray! My brother''s song is very well written. He can be the main song in any album. Moreover, he sings very well. I''m even more Niang. Many people on the Internet scold me... It seems that I need to learn from him."


    Wu Yongqiang: "no, I know he threatened you with a video, but there are no outsiders here."


    Xiao Zhen: "you don''t understand! He and I don''t know each other!"


    Wu Yongqiang thought, did you fight? Don''t fight or know each other? You''re just "beaten", Stockholm syndrome at best!


    ¡­¡­


    At the scene, lengba''s ears turned red and her heart beat a little faster by Li Tiezhu. I was so... Cool in his heart? Why don''t I know?


    Love or something, of course, is impossible.


    But this does not prevent lengba from feeling superior. It feels good to be praised!


    Then a cold arrow came.


    Lengba saw that a little white rabbit was staring at her and sneering. I know you, but I still want to look at your expression. Cat, he''s Li Tiezhu. Can''t Zhao Liya?


    Mentor? A cat mentor? Serious people who are cats? Are you a cat?


    I... be.


    Pooh!


    Drink Tui~


    Mummy giggles!


    Abba, Abba


    With the light and melodious melody of Persian cat, the blackened little white rabbit and the irascible Persian cat fought in the air, with fire splashing and murderous.


    The Persian cat narrowed her eyes


    The Persian cat stood on tiptoe


    The Persian cat guarded her love


    In a twinkling of an eye, but you can''t see it


    Nah, nah


    The last few sentences almost ended in the chorus of the whole audience, and the atmosphere was particularly excited. Then there were bursts of applause, as if to lift the ceiling.


    "Thank Li Tiezhu for the second Persian cat, a very nice song! Please comment."


    The host appeared.


    Chen Poisson praised: "this song combines classical Persian Market tunes with modern hip-hop, strong middle eastern flavor, exotic mystery and sexy, plus light and pleasant melody, as well as hip hop''s sense of modern rhythm. It''s not easy to integrate without any sense of conflict. It can be said that the composition of this song is phenomenal, which is not as good as big fish." It''s amazing, but it''s new, unique and catchy. It will be sung very well. "


    Yi Feng: "it sounds good. I jump up with it..."


    Lin Fan: "as old Chen said, this song contains too many musical elements. I don''t believe Li Tiezhu''s" serious people listen to songs ". He must listen more than anyone else and study secretly. It''s like Xueba telling you that he never studies and takes you to play games after class. Then he steals to get up and study in the middle of the night. Ha ha!"


    Cat: "I like this song!"


    Li Tiezhu grinned and the cat liked it. Just step back... Don''t find fault. I just want to be promoted.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu withdrew and Zhao Liya, the last player, appeared.


    "Teacher lengba, this song is dedicated to you! Meow ~"


    Zhao Liya stood beside the piano, smiled innocently like a little white rabbit, and once again showed her fangs to the cat. Milk is fierce!

 Chapter 72

    The little white rabbit was white and white. Her ears stood up. Zhao Liya stood tall and graceful and nodded to lengba:


    "Thanks to the teacher who taught me how to learn cat barking last round. I benefited a lot! Also thanks to the talented Li Tiezhu, who was inspired to write this new song on the spot and gave it to me to sing. Next, I''ll bring you a new song - learn cat barking."


    Boom!!!


    The five thunders were thundering, lengba''s eyes were almost staring out, and a strong sense of humiliation arose spontaneously.


    "Learn cat barking"?


    Or did Li Tiezhu just write it?


    Don''t kill too much, Zhao Liya, you''ve really gone too far! Li Tiezhu, you%#@& * £¤ #... I was bullied by her. Have you got inspiration?


    Is this what he does?


    I''m your kiss cat!


    Yi Feng saw lengba trembling and whispered, "what''s the matter? Are you okay?"


    Lengba smiled sadly and angrily: "it''s all right. Someone wrote me a song. I... Gao Xing!"


    Yi Feng frowns. I''m not very happy to hear your tone.


    Chen Poisson, the assistant master, said with a smile: "Yaya, the child has been clever since childhood. You have carefully guided her before. Of course, she wants to thank you."


    Lengba feels that listening to the old man has a toothache.


    Lin Fan looks at his nose, nose and heart without saying a word. Sensitive, he finds lengba and Zhao Liya... There is a problem!


    On the stage, Zhao Liya was not in a hurry to sing and continued:


    "Before, I thought singing was too simple. Thank you, Mr. lengba. Just now, I asked Tiezhu for advice. After all, he has a cat. He knows cats very well. His cat is white, soft and beautiful, but he has a bad temper. Li Tiezhu can play any way. She is willing to do anything to please Li Tiezhu, but she bares her teeth when she meets others. Mr. lengba has seen the cat "Is that right?"


    Why are you talking about cats?


    Li Tiezhu looked confused. Where do I have a cat? Where has Zhao Liya met? Lying without drafting


    Eh?


    No, is that what she said?


    How did she know?


    So she gave me a cat collar for teacher lengba? Is Zhao Liya a little witch? Also, she asked lengba to learn cat barking in public


    Lift your eyes and look at each other.


    The cat looked sad and angry and pitiful.


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly moved his eyes. The answer was confirmed. Looking at the humiliating little appearance of the cat, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help... Having fun.


    No!


    Zhao Liya, I promised to sing this song "learn cat barking" to you, but I didn''t let you sing this game! This song "learn cat barking" is going to be a big deal.


    Poor cat.


    Lengba smiled brightly, her hands were under the table, and her jeans were almost worn out. "I haven''t seen it. I haven''t been to Li Tiezhu''s house."


    Zhao Liya sat in front of the piano: "that''s a pity, his cat... It''s fun."


    Lengba grinned and creaked secretly.


    Ding Dong, Ding Dong


    Zhao Liya played the piano. Her beautiful face suddenly became soft and charming, with a trace of laziness. Her voice was as soft as a cat. Her voice was fresh and sweet in the past and became soft, waxy, sweet and greasy:


    Let''s learn cat barking together


    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow


    Throw a Jiao in front of you


    Ouch, meow, meow, meow


    My heart pounded


    Infatuated with your bad smile


    If you don''t say you love me, I''ll meow


    With the singing, lengba immediately exploded in situ. If it weren''t for the live broadcast, she was sure she would rush up and tear Zhao Liya.


    that ''s going too far!


    I thought it was just a public execution, but I didn''t expect the little white rabbit to be cruel and cruel. It was a blatant torture.


    Li Tiezhu secretly observed lengba. The cat was really angry. Her breathing accelerated. After being humiliated, the cat must be embarrassed to continue playing the cat game, right?


    Maybe it''s a good thing.


    Of course, I must bear some cat''s anger afterwards. I''m not afraid. Long pain is better than short pain.


    Life is bright again. Thank Zhao Liya!


    The other judges and the audience were intoxicated. This song is so sweet! Although the tune is simple, it really has a unique rhythm.


    Sometimes I''m lazy like a cat


    When you have a bad temper, you open your teeth and dance your claws


    You are always gentle


    Can melt my heart


    I want to be your little cat


    Lengba shivers. This is exactly the picture she performed in front of Li Tiezhu, especially the last sentence. Although it is true, it is too humiliating to sing.


    Li Tiezhu, your uncle! How dare you write! Wrote it back to her to humiliate me?


    At the end of the song, Zhao Liya stopped playing the piano, walked up to lengba with a microphone, stared at her, twisted like a cat and sang:


    I want to wear your coat


    Smell you


    Want to be your cat


    Sleep in your arms


    Greedy for your good every day


    Lengba can''t wait to find a seam to drill in. She really wears Li Tiezhu''s clothes. Zhao Liya has seen it, so it''s easy to sing. That''s enough. The cat never thought of sleeping in your arms?


    I knew I wouldn''t play this game. No, I shouldn''t send that screenshot to Zhao Liya.


    A slip of foot becomes eternal hatred.


    Unexpectedly, the little white rabbit was so cruel!


    I was careless. I didn''t flash. I was deceived by her false appearance that people and animals were harmless. The rabbit smashed me and didn''t talk about martial ethics!


    In the backstage dressing room, Qin Tao trembled. The competition was deadly. It was wonderful! Zhao Liya and lengba each showed their powers. Finally, the tutor was hanged in public. Wonderful!


    I really don''t know how Li Tiezhu subdued these two goblins. Serious people don''t have this ability.


    Qin Tao knelt down toward the TV: "Li Tiezhu''s malpractice!"


    The makeup artist waiting to remove Li Tiezhu''s makeup was startled and echoed: "it''s true that there are disadvantages. Three songs in a game are original, and the first one is classic."


    Qin Tao stood up hard and smiled: "what do you know? The real classics are always below the table, which ordinary people can''t see through."


    Makeup Artist: "ah?"


    After singing "learn a cat''s cry", it naturally won unanimous recognition.


    The audience was satisfied and the judges recognized it. Together with the contestants in the competition, they also looked at Zhao Liya with new eyes. She couldn''t learn the cat''s bark in the last round, but this round was even better than the cat.


    Especially those words, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.


    In the second round, all seven contestants finished singing, the contestants came on the stage one after another, and four tutors also came to the stage to prepare for the final voting announcement.


    Zhao Liya still doesn''t let lengba go: "teacher lengba, how do you think I just performed? I don''t mean singing, but learning cat barking? You are professional, please give me more advice."


    Are you a professional... Cat?


    Lengba is convinced. All the people who have cats help you. This one is a failure! Rabbit smash, you can stop! Be a person!


    Lengba: "very good! Very good!"


    Zhao Liya took lengba''s arm and said with a smile, "really? It''s all teachers who have made great contributions to your guidance. Why don''t we sing a chorus of" learn cat barking "? I''ll learn from you again!"


    Lengba took a breath and turned to watch the rabbit smash, killing people and killing their hearts!


    It will take two or three minutes for the voting results to be announced. Originally, the host wanted to interview all the contestants. Unexpectedly, Zhao Liya proposed to sing with her tutor, so she asked the audience:


    "Friends at the scene, do you want to hear Zhao Liya and lengba sing" learn cat barking "together?"


    The host is so clever that teacher lengba will be moved by my efforts to find a part for her, right? This is the self-cultivation of a host! It''s said that lengba''s new play wants the ending of the record. At this time, she must need to sing!


    "Want to hear!!!"


    The applause was thunderous, especially the male audience.


    Although Zhao Liya looks like a cat, lengba''s disguise as a cat really fascinates people. I really want to see it!


    Lengba is desperate.


    "Zhou Yiran, please lend me your cat ears and iron pillars. Where''s your collar?"


    Zhao Liya quickly received two kinds of equipment and installed them on lengba.


    Cat ears are OK.


    But is it too much to wear a cat collar?

 Chapter 73

    The host wanted to remind, but it was too late. Zhao Liya had steadily put the cat collar on lengba''s slender neck.


    Zhao Liya pushes lengba to Li Tiezhu without any trace:


    "Look! It''s just the right size!"


    Lengba: "Oh! It''s lucky to be on the same stage with piano Princess Zhao Liya! I''ll remember this day well."


    Then, Zhao Liya led lengba to dance cat dance and sing.


    Lengba endured shame and humiliation, wore cat ears and tied a cat collar around her neck, and shook her hands next to her pretty face at a close distance from the cat keeper:


    "We learn to meow together, meow together... If you don''t say you love me, I''ll meow..."


    After singing, the scene was filled with applause.


    There was no suspense about the cat rabbit war. The little white rabbit swept away thousands of troops, and the Persian cat lay dead on the spot.


    Zhao Liya helped lengba take off the cat''s ears and gave them back to Zhou Yiran at the far end. Then... She chatted with Zhou Yiran over there and didn''t mean to come back to get the cat collar.


    Lengba did it herself, but she couldn''t take it off.


    Several people close to each other realized something, but it was hard to say anything. There was no evidence.


    Lin fan, who made his debut last year, was frightened: are the women in the entertainment industry so fierce? Even Zhao Liya, who looks cute and lovely, is as terrible as a beast!


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t see it anymore. After all, he was his own cat. He was very distressed. He quietly approached lengba: "I''ll help you."


    Lengba subconsciously put her head out and buried it in Li Tiezhu''s chest, allowing him to take the cat collar.


    Li Tiezhu took it for a long time before he took it down. The sweat in his palm.


    Lengba turned off Mai and whispered, "are you happy that she bullied me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Lengba raised her head and looked shocked. You didn''t refute immediately? With your simple and straightforward character, you won''t hesitate and lie.


    You are... Really happy!


    Li Tiezhu realized later, turned the cat collar in his hand and whispered, "I''m not so happy. Don''t be angry. You look good in it."


    This didn''t lie, Li Tiezhu thought. If the cat had worn a cat collar a few days ago, he would have collapsed. Who can stand it?


    Lengba is silent. The cat keeper can''t count on it. The cat will avenge himself!


    The cat rabbit war does not blame Li Tiezhu, but the rabbit is too insidious.


    ¡­¡­


    In Zhao''s villa, Zhao Muye frowned: "why do I think Yaya and lengba don''t deal with it?"


    Lin Wanyun said, "you can see? They''ve been fighting all night."


    "Ya Ya, this child is also. Why did she conflict with her tutor in the last program? Are we too spoiled to her?"


    "What do you know? Yaya did a good job this time, and she won tonight! Relieve her anger!"


    "Ah?"


    "You don''t understand! I don''t blame you."


    Zhao Muye doesn''t understand how the queen supports her Yaya''s mischief this time?


    Although Lin Wanyun doesn''t know about raising a cat, she supports Zhao Liya to openly embarrass lengba and let you bully my iron pillar. Look, you still have the face to haunt him in the future?


    She... Really has.


    ¡­¡­


    Soon, the result of seven to five voting will be announced:


    First place: Li Tiezhu 832 points. Get a bonus of 100000 yuan.


    Second place: Zhao Liya, 783 points. Get a bonus of 60000 yuan.


    Third place: Zhou Yiran 602 points. Get a bonus of 40000 yuan.


    Fourth place: Yunyang 556 points. Get a bonus of 20000 yuan.


    Fifth place: Lin Xiao 532 points. Get a bonus of 10000 yuan.


    Li Tiezhu and others, who have reached the finals, will rush to the East China Sea in three days to participate in intensive training and the last few rounds of competition. So far, all the competitions in the western division are over.


    The next broadcast is infinite challenge. Li Tiezhu surprised the audience again. This guy is so simple.


    Li Tiezhu was also very happy. After the game, the program team explained and communicated a lot of things. It was already 12 o''clock when he finished unloading his makeup, put on his slippers and left the TV station.


    Jingling bell


    Zhao Liya: transfer 0.5 yuan, remarks: play cat money.


    What the hell?


    Li Tiezhu received the money and sent a question mark. He didn''t receive an answer for a long time. He rode his car to go back to the construction site. As soon as he got out of the TV station, he was summoned.


    What should come will always come.


    ¡­¡­


    Current intelligence: 93 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 8 points.


    Music Achievement: 57 points+ 30 (10 achievements added to each song)


    Variety achievement: 94 points+ 39 + 20 (unlimited challenge 39, good voice 20)


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    Sing a song well, how can you achieve the most in variety? It''s almost breaking a hundred. I don''t know what reward the first medal of achievement will have.


    Li Tiezhu, carrying a plastic bag with four boxes of lunch and a cat collar and wearing flip flops and beach pants, stood in the suite of a luxury hotel. Facing a formal cat, he was a little nervous and could only think of something else to resolve it.


    "Sit down."


    Lengba looked down at her mobile phone and pointed to the sofa in the living room.


    Li Tiezhu sat down nervously and wanted to be as domineering as before to suppress the cat, but he was not confident enough. He was also responsible for the cat being bullied so badly tonight, mainly the song "learn the cat''s bark".


    Although cats come and go at ordinary times, in fact, the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba is far from so close. At best, they are just ordinary friends.


    Big star, Li Tiezhu knows it.


    "Or don''t you play the game?"


    Li Tiezhu tried to say this sentence. The whole person was much easier. Should she also be afraid?


    game over?


    This is also the reason why Li Tiezhu came tonight. Lengba was really afraid and put her mobile phone on the tea table: "that''s the only way."


    Then he pushed his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu next to him.


    Li Tiezhu looked down and let me go!


    Zhao Liya posted a screenshot of the transfer to Li Tiezhu on her Weibo, with the following text:


    Li Tiezhu''s cat is so funny! He still wants to bite me. He plays Li Tiezhu so much that I can''t play Zhao Liya? Chain up and play! Bashid board@ Lengba@ Li Tiezhu.


    Attached figure, transfer 0.5 yuan to Li Tiezhu, note: play cat money.


    Lengba was so angry that she turned her eyes. She was smashed by a rabbit and executed in public. She was also hung on her neck to whip the corpse. Besides, Li Tiezhu, what''s the matter with you? Did you take the money?


    Li Tiezhu looked up at lengba: "I didn''t tell Zhao Liya, I swear."


    Lengba glanced at Li Tiezhu: "Hey, I let her know about it. This girl is very evil! Li Tiezhu, make it clear in the future, don''t be a cat or a cat. We are still friends. The cat won''t blame you for this. No, I don''t blame you. As for Zhao Liya..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. It feels good to be reborn!


    However, cat, you are also very evil. Do you still tell others such a shameful thing? What do you think? Kill yourself!


    [Ding! If the host forcibly terminates the cat training program, 10 intelligence points will be deducted]


    what?


    Ask for bean sacks


    This dog system is not human. Can''t it be cancelled? He is a big star. He is suddenly interested in joking with me. He can''t be a cat for me all his life, can he? Want to fart?


    Originally, the intelligence point is not enough to support the finals. If you deduct 10 points


    Li Tiezhu looked at lengba strangely. In fact, it''s good to have a cat. I don''t suffer from this game. At most, it''s a little moral, but it won''t hurt nature and reason.


    Lengba was stunned. No, there''s something wrong with the eyes of this goods!

 Chapter 74

    Li Tiezhu suddenly blushed, which was forced by the system. In fact, I want to be a serious person and have more respect for the teacher.


    But... How can I speak to her?


    Will she agree?


    Lengba is alert. For no reason, why are you blushing? The eyes swept around me, and the bad intentions on my face were too obvious, right?


    Li Tiezhu opened his mouth and closed it again.


    The cat was very sensitive and suddenly felt a killing attack. He couldn''t help sitting farther away from Li Tiezhu: "it''s too late. Go back quickly, or the construction site will be closed."


    Li Tiezhu: "my father keeps the door. I can get in no matter how late."


    Lengba: "


    I knew I had brought the assistant. Now there are two lonely men and women in this room. If the nightmare becomes a reality


    Persian cat, danger!


    Li Tiezhu scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks. He didn''t mean to go at all. His not too smart little head was running crazy. How to save his IQ.


    [Ding! Ten minutes after the cat training game is cancelled, it cannot be restarted. Currently, there are seven minutes left.]


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "hey..."


    Lengba yawned and said tactfully, "I''m so sleepy. I want to rest. Be careful on your way home."


    Li Tiezhu said anxiously, "no, you''re not sleepy."


    "Ah?"


    "No, I mean, listen to my sophistry about the game..."


    "Poof..."


    "It''s not sophistry, it''s explanation. Listen to me."


    "Don''t they all say the game is over? What else to explain? I really don''t blame you. Don''t worry."


    "I think the game can not end."


    Lengba didn''t speak any more. She looked at Li Tiezhu in disbelief. Although the other party''s neck was red, she bowed her head and twisted her fingers, and her face was shy and flustered, but... How can I feel an overwhelming malice?


    Isn''t this little guy addictive?


    Don''t think about it. How can I play this game with you all the time? What do I want? Tu likes being bullied by you? Tu likes being humiliated by Zhao Liya?


    Snake essence disease.


    Li Tiezhu also knows that his requirements are too much. I''m afraid he can''t even make friends in the future, but he still has to try. How can he afford to deduct 10 IQ points? When the finals are over, you can buckle whatever you want.


    [Ding, 5 minutes remaining]


    Lengba didn''t speak and looked at Li Tiezhu with strange eyes. The latter was more ashamed, and the two were so deadlocked.


    Li Tiezhu dared not talk nonsense any more, so he had to pick up his mobile phone and send a message:


    Cat keeper: cat?


    Captive cat:


    Cat keeper: was the last canned cat delicious? Would you like to buy some more?


    Captive cat:


    Cat keeper: you look good with a collar.


    Lengba was so angry that she lost her cell phone and shook her head. This guy is so simple and provocative. What''s in her mind? Sister, haven''t you been bullied badly enough today?


    You mend the knife.


    Over there, Li Tiezhu put all his eggs in one basket and took out the cat collar.


    Lengba stares at Li Tiezhu: dare you!


    Li Tiezhu leaned over slowly, lowered his head and dared not raise it. His hands were shaking. Dead! If you don''t succeed, you will become benevolent! Spell it, teacher. Don''t blame me. It''s all forced by the system, dog system!


    They were close together. Li Tiezhu was trembling. Lengba was also trembling and angry.


    [Ding, 3 minutes remaining]


    Li Tiezhu dared not continue to move.


    Lengba didn''t run away, staring at him with cold eyes.


    If you dare, I''ll break up with you!


    Well, there is an ashtray provided by the hotel on the tea table, which is very close to me. Pick it up and hit your dog''s head. It''ll break your head and bleed!


    Continue the stalemate. Li Tiezhu clenches his teeth. No, the teacher is so kind to me. How can I


    no


    This is immoral!


    [Ding, 1 minute remaining]


    If you don''t succeed, apologize to her. Anyway, I have no choice.


    It was her fault that she didn''t forgive me. It seems that she is ready to take an ashtray. It seems that she will be beaten. I won''t fight back this time.


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand.


    Lengba stares at Li Tiezhu''s eyes, and Li Tiezhu doesn''t hide, but he is determined.


    Hands out.


    Circle your neck.


    Fasten.


    [Ding, time remaining 0 minutes]


    Eh?


    Why is there no next prompt? Did you succeed or failed? Dog system, you say a word!


    Lengba is ashamed and angry to death. What do you think of me?


    She locked the ashtray out of the corner of her eye.


    Before the good news of the system, Li Tiezhu accepted his fate: "take the ashtray if you want. Although you can''t beat me, I won''t hide..."


    "Pooh!"


    Lengba wanted to smoke her mouth. Why did she laugh? This fool! What do you mean I can''t beat you?


    Li Tiezhu giggled along, far fetched and incomparable.


    Lengba airway: "take it down for me, Li Tiezhu. You''ve really gone too far."


    Li Tiezhu quickly opened a bag of cat cans: "eat one. I''ll tell Zhao Liya that the game is over. She must believe it."


    Lengba shook her head and took it down by herself. She was so disrespectfully tied with a cat collar. Who did you humiliate? And expect me to be your cat? Then she raised her hand, took the spicy strip, bowed her head and bit gently.


    Damn it, how can I


    It seems to be controlled by an inexplicable force! This is by no means my true will.


    If Li Tiezhu knew, he would suspect that the system was doing something wrong.


    Actually, who knows?


    [Ding! The cat training game is restarted successfully. The domestication degree of Persian cat has been increased by 2%, and the current domestication degree is 9%. There is no reward temporarily]


    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief and wished he had succeeded.


    But what did the teacher think?


    He looked at lengba strangely. The latter blushed and was extremely ashamed.


    Li Tiezhu smiled proudly. He couldn''t restrain his inner joy. The cat is so cute! Lengba was so angry that her pink fist fell out, and Li Tiezhu didn''t hide. He he laughed. The teacher is really a cat!


    Lengba said angrily, "ah! I promised you, you... Take it down quickly."


    Li Tiezhu picked up the remote control: "watch TV for a while?"


    Lengba: "you..."


    Li Tiezhu turned on the TV. Neither of them spoke and sat for a few minutes.


    Ludong TV station has an advertisement for learning excavator. Which excavator technology is better than China? Ludong is looking for Lan Xiang. It''s wonderful. Tut tut.


    Li Tiezhu looks at lengba and lengba looks at TV.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu stood up and carried the plastic bag: "cat, I''m going back."


    The cat gave him a white look and took him to the door with a cat collar: "I''m not a judge in the finals. Come on."


    "OK, cat."


    "I think you''ve gone bad. You''re terrible! When you bully me, you don''t blink! Don''t explain, the cat won''t listen. Don''t listen!"


    Bang.


    The door closed.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the closed door and turned to the elevator. It was done... Happily.


    Cat, that''s nice!


    Don''t bully her in the future... Right?


    He doesn''t know. Tonight, the cat lost sleep.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu woke up in the Tin House on the construction site and opened his cell phone to have a message.


    Captive cat: the cat asked the agent to find an apartment in the East China Sea, not far from the TV station. The finals do not provide accommodation for players. The address is... Remember to pay the rent yourself. Meow~


    Cat keeper: I did it last night. Don''t be angry.


    After lunch, Li Tiezhu received a reply, and his nose blood almost gushed out on the spot.


    Captive cats: cats are tied up by you. How dare you be angry? Cats don''t dare to take collars if you don''t speak. Look. (with a self taken sleeping picture)

 Chapter 75

    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu told the old man about going to the East China Sea and got his permission. After all, Li Fugui knows that his son has no hope of studying. He can do anything and have a future.


    Then, Li Tiezhu asked Zhao Liya to donate to the Hong foundation.


    Li Tiezhu had 900000 yuan in his hand, but he only donated 700000 yuan. The rest was kept for years to repair his house in his hometown.


    Two days ago, I received a photo of his hometown''s house sent by Xiao Yueyue, but I envy Li Tiezhu. I don''t want to wait two years. The old man is not young. If he drags on, it will be more difficult to get married.


    After the donation, Li Tiezhu invited Zhao Liya to eat nine yuan hasdagen, and then politely said that his cat raising game with teacher lengba was over. Please raise your hand.


    "Is the game really over? Willing?"


    "Really!"


    "How true?"


    "Absolutely true."


    "Oh! Don''t learn to lie, you can''t learn. But don''t worry, as long as she doesn''t show her teeth to me, I won''t be unhappy with the cat! For your face! Besides, I didn''t lose, cat, I''m professional! Ha ha..."


    "I didn''t lie..."


    "All right, all right! Next time you lie, remember to be reasonable and strong. Don''t look guilty when I''m lying. See you in the final."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu watched Zhao Liya leave on Suke, and then went back to the construction site to find the foreman to settle her salary. The job was impossible.


    ¡­¡­


    After the game, Li Tiezhu was hot again on the Internet.


    Tiktok, three Li Tiezhu''s tiktok on the cat''s song, especially Zhao Liya''s singing cat''s call, is the first to shake the voice of the red song list, and squeezed the two week champion who won the title of "you laugh really well."


    Tiktok hot pot is the twenty million tiktok, which is officially ranked among the top of the Zhao Liya network.


    Li Tiezhu''s tiktok didn''t send out a few videos, but it was still up to ten million.


    To this end, when Li Tiezhu squatted on the open space of the construction site for dinner, he recorded a thank-you video, which was the suggestion of Zhang Xiaomeng and Qin Tao, the principal and Deputy agents, about what the fan business strategy was.


    However, Li Tiezhu dare not expect the reward of 100 million fans mentioned in the system.


    Then his video became popular. After all, it was the first time Li Tiezhu disclosed his living environment, which attracted a lot of onlookers.


    Xiao town forwarded this video for the first time and wrote:


    Congratulations, brother! Wait for me, let''s meet in the finals!


    The video forwarded by Xiao town is also on fire. Many people turn black to powder for this. If they can make friends with steamed stuffed buns like Li Tiezhu, Xiao town is probably not bad, right? They are all the pots packaged by the company!


    That night, Xiao Zhen was promoted to the second place in the Eastern Division, and Li Tiezhu also sent a video to congratulate. Xiao Zhen was very happy, Tiezhu brothers... Pay attention to!


    On the new penguin song list, Li Tiezhu also monopolizes half of the country and has the momentum of dominating the list:


    1. Big fish: Li Tiezhu


    2. People like me Li Tiezhu


    3. Learn the cat''s cry, sung by Zhao Liya and composed by Li Tiezhu


    4. Persian cat Li Tiezhu


    5. Pouring sorrow Yi Xiaomao


    6. Green bird luofeiyan


    7. It''s nice of you to laugh Li Tiezhu


    8. "Cool" lengba sings, and Li Tiezhu writes lyrics and music


    9. The jade case: New Year''s Eve by Zhao Liya


    10. Persian cat, Li Tiezhu (Luo Wen version)


    Nine of the top ten songs are from the program "super good voice", and the remaining one is cool, sung by lengba, a good voice tutor, and composed by contestant Li Tiezhu. The song itself is excellent, but lengba''s singing is not professional enough. In addition, the TV series has not been broadcast, and the heat is not enough, so the ranking is not high.


    Luofeiyan on the list is the champion of the Southern Division.


    Yi Xiaomao is the champion of the Northern Division and a singer with amazing strength.


    Penguin future star popularity list:


    1. Zhao Liya (second in the Western Division)


    2. Cai Xukun (first in the Eastern Division)


    3. Luofeiyan (the first in the Southern Division)


    4. Li Tiezhu (first in the Western Division)


    5. Xiaozhen (second in the Eastern Division)


    6. Yi Xiaomao (first in the Northern Division)


    After nearly a month''s warm-up in the sub competition area, the good voice players once again won the top six. Xiao town rose sharply because of the success of washing white.


    To sum up, this is the hottest and most successful time for good voice in so many years.


    There is no doubt that the finals will be very intense.


    Unlike in previous years, before the finals began, we knew who could enter the top three. This year is really uncertain. Plus the same strength of overseas players, even the top ten are hard to guess.


    ¡­¡­


    Tuesday, August 9.


    The good sound program team sent people to the construction site to shoot VCR for Li Tiezhu. This is what every contestant participating in the finals must prepare, mainly to better introduce the contestants to the audience.


    Li Tiezhu did not feel inferior. He led the crew around the construction site and didn''t let go of the public toilets.


    Li Fugui and yourongyan, dragging a wounded old waist, just cooked in person, finished a table and nine bowls to entertain the film crew, and then secretly stuffed money into the film crew to let them "take care of" Li Tiezhu.


    Although the old man didn''t have a chance to watch TV and didn''t know about his son''s game, he knew "etiquette" very well.


    The members of the film crew can''t laugh or cry. Who takes care of who? Li Tiezhu is so hard that it''s good not to bully us. Who dares to collect money?


    That afternoon, carrying a canvas bag and a sack of bacon sausage from old Hansel, Li Tiezhu flew to the East China Sea with the film crew, accompanied by Zhao Liya and other qualified players.


    In the early morning of August 10, the film big fish held its premiere in the East China Sea.


    Li Tiezhu sang the theme song at the premiere. After watching the film, he went to the expensive apartment found by the cat next to the Bund. Qin Tao also lives here.


    Although with the penguin culture, after Zhang Xiaomeng, Qin Tao became a deputy agent, he is actually a family and friend group and assistant. The little fat man is not angry and is willing to learn from Zhang Xiaomeng as long as he doesn''t raise pigs


    Qin Tao has already gone to bed. Li Tiezhu took a bath and sat at the head of the bed to add IQ points to himself. The ten day deadline has expired.


    Current intelligence: 99 points. (the upper limit of host IQ has been reached)


    Remaining Intelligence: 2 points.


    Music Achievement: 61 points. (4 achievements in singing big fish at the premiere)


    Variety achievement: 94 points.


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    Current main task: advance to the top ten of the finals of super good voice, and reward 50 IQ points.


    The domestication degree of cat training plan is 10%.


    Eh?


    I haven''t had much contact with the money for raising cats these days. How can I inexplicably increase my domestication? Although it has only increased by 1%, the system has not prompted.


    The system is getting lazier and lazier!


    This time I donated 700000 yuan without any reward.


    Jingling bell


    Captive cat: the cat prepared snail powder and zihi pot in the kitchen refrigerator. It was so late for the premiere, are you hungry? Cat loves you! Cat''s new play is ready to go online. I''m so tired of roadshows. I ran to eight cities in three days. I have to sing cool every time. So pathetic! Meow~


    Cat keeper: drink more hot water.


    Captive cat:... Scum!


    Li Tiezhu soaked a bowl of snail powder, drank all the soup, and then went to bed. Is domestication rising here? Everything is fine, but the apartment is too expensive. I knew the cat was such a waste, so I wouldn''t let her help.


    Sleep. I''ll have the training tomorrow. I''m very tired after listening to tutor Lin fan.

 Chapter 76

    Intensive training is to learn professional knowledge. After all, many players are not from professional backgrounds. In Li Tiezhu''s opinion, class will be very tired. He has always been learning scum.


    With the unique uneasiness of learning slag, Li Tiezhu ushered in a new day.


    "Sex, sex, sex... Iron pillar? Pillar! Ha Mapi, wait! Wait a minute, I......"


    Qin Tao boarded the small yellow car panting and staggered forward.


    Li Tiezhu stopped at the intersection and brushed his mobile phone with his head down.


    The cat sent him some information, saying that it was a top secret course for new people trained by sister Mi''s studio, so that he could learn and don''t make an embarrassment in the finals.


    In the words of the cat, you are a star now. Pay attention to your image and give the cat a long face.


    The dense words hurt my skull and forked off.


    Do stars have templates?


    Luyu: I don''t believe it!


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t believe it or even want to be a star.


    It''s 9:40 in the morning. Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao ate a bowl of chaos on the roadside and rode to the training base.


    "Assemble at ten. What''s your hurry? It''s not far. Oh, I''m so tired."


    "Without you, I''ll arrive in ten minutes and take you for half an hour."


    "Which do you despise? Wait for me to rest for five minutes, hey, hey... Mom sells batches..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored the little fat man and pedaled away.


    Drop!


    A familiar Rolls Royce stopped in front of Li Tiezhu, and the flute cut off Li Tiezhu''s road.


    When the window rolled down, Xiao Zhen waved happily and enthusiastically: "brother Tiezhu! I didn''t expect to meet you here. What a coincidence! Come on, get in the car."


    Qin Tao stood in front of Li Tiezhu for the first time: "Xiao Zhen? What are you doing? A car is great? Melon skin!"


    Xiao Zhen: "are you... Postpartum brother?"


    Qin Tao blushed and said angrily, "if you don''t change your name, I''m Chan, not Qin..."


    Xiao Zhen ignored Qin Tao and got out of the car to greet Li Tiezhu with some complaints:


    "Brother, come and get in the car. We''re on the same road. Let''s go to the training. Look at you. You didn''t return to me last night when you sent a message asking where you live. Godfather lent me a big place to live. Come with you. As for going to the training by bike? Donghai is my host. Don''t you... Hit me in the face?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s good to exercise by bike. Taking a luxury car in the competition has a bad impact, isn''t it?"


    Xiao Zhen''s face turned pale: "yes, yes, yes! Brother, you''re right. Thank you for reminding me, or I''ll be scolded again! Why don''t I have a long memory! Who, who, you drive back, and brother Tiezhu and I ride to the training, you don''t have to follow. What are you looking at? Who dares to bully me with brother Tiezhu? Go, go..."


    Li Tiezhu: I dare!


    Inside the car, the driver was a little shivering. Last time, he was beaten too hard by Li Tiezhu. There was a psychological shadow. He looked at his agent Wu Yongqiang. Wu Yongqiang smashed his mouth. He didn''t say anything. With a wave of his hand, the driver drove away.


    Serious brother can''t provoke!


    Then, three people boarded the car and went to the training venue, which was refitted from a small famous music base.


    Li Tiezhu soared all the way in front, and Xiao town and Qin Tao behind him became a dog.


    Qin Tao: "Oh! Are you tired? That dog says he''s an animal. I''ve never seen him tired. He belongs to a donkey!"


    Xiao Zhen: "Guan te (shut up)! Don''t scold my brother!"


    Qin Tao: "hajir one!"


    ¡­¡­


    "Ah! It''s nice to finally return to the center of the East China Sea..."


    There is a Bentley and a nanny car parked at the door of the good voice training base. An enchanting woman with jewels stepped on the sky and gracefully stepped down Bentley with the help of her assistant.


    Carrying the latest Chanel, she took off her sunglasses, threw them aside to the female assistant, and then stepped into the door.


    The female assistant followed with iced coffee, followed by seven or eight assistants busy carrying large and small boxes. Not far away, she was the staff responsible for shooting in the program group.


    "Let me tell you something. I don''t want to go to rural places like Suzhou and Hangzhou for the second time in my life. When I get out of the center of the East China Sea, I feel stuffy and short of breath. Even the air is cheap! Suzhou and Hangzhou are dirty, broken and cheap. I should put paper towels on the ground when walking. If it wasn''t for the endorsement recommended by Huatai, I wouldn''t go. Hey! Who made me work hard?"


    The woman tilted her mouth and talked to her assistant.


    The female assistant blamed herself and said, "it''s my negligence. Next time I''ll put on a paper towel to pave the way for you."


    The woman smiled and said, "no! I just said that. It''s not that I can''t bear hardships."


    Female assistant: "Miss Luo is naturally the most dedicated artist..."


    Nearby, several cameramen had a bad stomach expression.


    Director Wang zegang in the room not far away kicked down his chair in anger. How can he be on the program? Not scolded to death?


    That''s it, or the first in the Southern Division?


    It turned out that Wang zegang, director of the western division, was exceptionally promoted by general director Hong Bo as the executive director of the good sound derivative program super training camp because of his best ratings.


    Every Wednesday to Friday, the students participate in intensive training and prepare for the competition on Saturday. A 45 minute super training camp is broadcast on Wednesday and Friday respectively, and the program content is mostly the daily life of the students.


    The complacent Wang zegang did not expect that the first contestant present today gave him a blow.


    "Delete her lines! Cut off the back group of people who move things. This player... Take more pictures and try to choose some useful pictures."


    Wang zegang said to his assistant, no way, this luofeiyan... He can''t provoke it.


    Then the second contestant arrived. There were no luxury cars and no assistant army.


    I''m still a reliable player in the Western Division!


    Seeing the visitor, Wang zegang breathed a sigh of relief and rarely smiled: "this should be the most simple player today? No, Li Tiezhu hasn''t come yet. That guy can''t run, can he?"


    Zhao Liya came. She carried a small backpack and wore a ponytail. She talked and laughed with her assistant sister Wen and got out of the taxi. When she entered the base, she bowed politely to the staff.


    Look! The piano princesses of Mingdong Vieira have no shelf. You are so rich


    Wang zegang sneered.


    Then, Wang zegang was stunned and another one came. No, it was two.


    What happened?


    I saw that Li Tiezhu drove into the gate of the base with a small yellow car. The most wonderful thing is that there was a lump of people sitting in the basket in front of his small yellow car, which violated the traffic rules!


    If you are right, the one in the basket is Yi Xiaomao, the champion of the Northern Division and the one singing "pouring sorrow".


    In addition, Yi Xiaomao''s eyes are blurred. He is full of big men. No, he is sweating. He also has an unnatural blush on his face and groans in his mouth.


    Did the goods drink again?


    Wang zegang covered his face and couldn''t laugh or cry. My ratings this time... Are stable again!


    Li Tiezhu came to Zhao Liya. Before the car was stable, he asked, "do you have any medicine? The goods have heatstroke."

 Chapter 77

    Zhao Liya was a little surprised, took off her small backpack and patted: "there is Huoxiang Zhengqi water."


    Li Tiezhu stopped the car, took Yi Xiaomao down and broke his mouth: "come on! Fill! Fill two more bottles."


    Yi Xiaomao: "thank you, big sister, gudu... Cough..."


    After a while, Yi Xiaomao woke up and thanked Zhao Liya again and again. His chubby little face was full of gratitude. He even wanted to grab Zhao Liya''s hand and was stopped by Li Tiezhu.


    "Hey, I''m the one who saved you."


    "Didn''t you hit me? GAHA, serious brother, how did you ride?"


    Yi Xiaomao said strangely.


    Li Tiezhu frowned. The man was not fully awake, so he had to explain it again. Yi Xiaomao suddenly said something about himself.


    Originally, Yi Mao lived near the training base, and many people on the Internet make complaints about his fat. When he was singing, his stomach was shaking. So he decided to lose weight and run from the hotel to the base this morning.


    However, in the East China Sea in midsummer, the ten o''clock sun is also more poisonous than Mammy.


    So Yi Xiaomao collapsed and suffered from heatstroke. He stumbled down from the roadside and nearly hit Li Tiezhu. Seeing that he was still alive, Li Tiezhu took him to the base to feed medicine.


    Li Tiezhu: "well, go home and have a rest. We''re going to record the program."


    Yi Xiaomao: "look... Who do you despise? Serious brother, who is not a player?"


    Then he walked into the gate, and the cameraman followed him.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. He really didn''t care about the situation in other competition areas. Naturally, he didn''t know Yi Xiaomao.


    Zhao Liya said: "Yi Xiaomao, the champion of the Northern Division, writes songs very well, sings better than you, and is your strongest opponent. You should be careful!"


    Zhao Liya said that and left.


    Li Tiezhu stayed and waited. Three minutes later, Qin Tao and Xiao Zhen pushed their cars and climbed into the base like a snail.


    Xiao Zhen gasped: "all... Blame the fat man for being slow, otherwise... I arrived early."


    Qin Tao turned his eyes with all his strength: "...."


    Now, the staff are stupid. Is Xiao town of small fresh meat really Li Tiezhu''s buddy?


    No!


    I thought he was just tied to Li Tiezhu for speculation. How did they get in touch? And come by bike? Where''s his Rolls Royce? A flat tire?


    Wang zegang also wondered, but this did not prevent him from being happy.


    It''s also a traffic idol. Xiao town is much stronger than Luofei and has a head.


    ¡­¡­


    As an assistant, Qin Tao can rest in the rest area, drink yogurt and brush his mobile phone, but Xiao town can''t. although he is tired and spits blood quickly, he has to sit on the sofa in the hall and wait for other players to arrive.


    You should have enough temperament and gentle smile. You can''t be compared by Cai Xukun.


    Look how steady my brother Tiezhu is!


    There are six sitting areas with different colors in the hall, which are arc-shaped. Each sitting area represents a competition area. Each competition area has five chairs, two in the front row and three in the back row.


    A total of 30 players from the six competition areas came one after another and sat in six different areas.


    Western Division: Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, Zhou Yiran, Yunyang, Lin Xiao


    Eastern Division: Cai Xukun, Xiao Zhen, Li Xuer, Liu Xiaoxiao, Liang Yun


    Southern Division: Luo Feiyan, Wang Chu, Xi Menghan, Liu Wei, Li Ming


    Northern Division: Yi Xiaomao, Zheng Yilong, Xu Nuo, Ye Yu, Gu Xiaoting


    Central Division: Zhou Qian, Lin Kai, Zhuang Qi, Chen Zilan, Shen Yanqiu


    Overseas Division: Justin, Zhang Chaochen, Jin Zhengen, Watanabe Xizi, coco


    Soon, everyone arrived.


    Familiar players are greeting each other. Luofeiyan is surrounded by the most people, followed by Cai Xukun and Xiao town. Almost the eastern and central competition areas are surrounded by them, so Xiao town has no chance to curry favor with Li Tiezhu.


    Overseas competition areas are unique. After all, they are not familiar with domestic players, but many players come to say hello. After all, they come back from abroad.


    Yi Xiaomao in the Northern Division blushed and stayed there alone. No one paid attention to him. All the people in the Northern Division went to luofeiyan to greet the eldest lady.


    The western division is the most harmonious and low-key. Five people are discussing where to eat hot pot in the evening, forcing Li Tiezhu to treat.


    Is it so easy to be a division champion?!


    Zhao Liya is the most energetic and wants to eat if she is uncomfortable. I was killed by Li Tiezhu. I must take revenge. I only order expensive ones tonight! Just think about it. Your cat still eats your food!


    Hey, cat fans have fried pot these two days, crazy black Zhao Liya.


    Tiktok was not afraid of the little white rabbit. She was in a manic stage on the two days. She also made a video of her singing and learning in the shaking voice, and then called cold para.


    Although Zhou Yiran and Yunyang are not familiar with Li Tiezhu, they are not strangers.


    Although Lin Xiao was pushed by Li Tiezhu to participate in the play off, he didn''t hate Li Tiezhu in his thirties. This guy sent him bacon. As I just said, every comrade in arms in the Western Division has a share of four kilograms of bacon and ten pieces of sausage


    After all, in daxichuan, sausage and bacon are the symbol of wealth. The only immortal food that can be hard hot pot.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s no problem. I''ll see where there is a cheap self-service hot pot on my mobile phone."


    Everyone rolled their eyes together.


    Zhao Liya: "please invite the most expensive, or I''ll bully your cat."


    Li Tiezhu sneered: "hum! It''s the same as which one can''t afford to invite! You can choose which one you want to eat. You can order whatever you want. Brother Pao''s family never lax and put the belt!"


    The cat is black and blue and dying... No!


    Zhao Liya laughed back and forth and covered her stomach with a smile. Li Tiezhu blushed. Of course, others didn''t understand where the cat''s stem was funny.


    "Yi Xiaomao? Sister Luo asked you to come."


    Luofeiyan, a girl with dirty braids shouted to Yi Xiaomao.


    Yi Xiaomao ran over and laughed.


    Dirty braid said, "come on, show sister Luo a drunken hip-hop dance."


    Yi Xiaomao looked embarrassed.


    But the players around are making fun of him to show his talents.


    What kind of talent is this?


    That was Yi Xiaomao''s Waterloo in the second round of the Northern Division, which spread on the Internet. That time, after he drank Erguotou and sang on stage, he was asked to dance by his tutor. Then, "ground creep hip-hop" became a stain on his life.


    Finally, the shy Yi Xiaomao came for a while, which made everyone laugh.


    Until Luofei puffed his palm, he put Yi Xiaomao back.


    In the western division, uncle Lin Xiao cut: "remember? Mentor Lin Fan said that the training session was very tired. Now you see? It''s not the course that is tired."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t quite understand.


    Zhao Liya said, "it doesn''t matter. She doesn''t dare to provoke me."


    Yunyang and Zhou Yiran secretly raised their thumbs, and Lin Xiao smiled bitterly: "of course you are different."


    Even tutor lengba dares to target. Who are you afraid of? I don''t know how she annoyed you. Moreover, your background, your means, tut tut... We have seen it with our own eyes. Although we can''t see the truth and the reason, we are convinced.


    At this time, general director Hong Bo came in with a folder.


    "Good morning, players! Welcome to the finals of super good voice and to the training base."


    The contestants stood up and applauded.

 Chapter 78

    In front of the sitting area, Hong Bo stood behind a small table, opened the folder and said: "As in previous years, before this year''s finals, there was also a national online voting to determine the most popular player award. According to the voting ranking, the top three give priority to the training room, and the other players draw lots to choose. I can tell you that a training room has 300 square meters, including wine bar, lounge and Steinway piano..."


    Boom!


    The players blew up. Is it so luxurious? Last year''s piano was Yamaha.


    Hong Bo was very satisfied with the reaction of the players and said with a smile: "moreover, the training room also has a massage room equipped with professional masseuses!"


    Immediately, a picture of the training room appeared on the big screen behind Hong Bo. The European decoration was extremely luxurious, especially the piano.


    "Wow..."


    "This is VIP treatment!"


    "If I were the first, I would choose this one."


    The players are full of gossip.


    Hong Bo added, "there is also a training room with an indoor constant temperature swimming pool, a special cloakroom, and a special wine cellar, equipped with a high-grade kitchen and all kinds of food materials."


    The photos of the other two rooms appear. The swimming pool is very wide, the 24-hour constant temperature, the high-grade kitchen is really high-grade, and the refrigerators are four door, two!


    The players continued to smack their tongues.


    Hong Bo said, "these are the best three rooms, and the worst three are: a billiard room of 30 Ping, a sundry room of 20 Ping, and... A wine cellar of 12 Ping."


    This time, there are no photos.


    "I''ll go. It''s smaller than last year. Last year''s smallest 18 flat."


    "I hope not to draw the smallest one."


    "The billiard room can''t do either. Put the equipment on the billiard table?"


    "Is the wine cellar OK? Drink freely!"


    The players whispered.


    Hong Bo didn''t interrupt. He smiled and took a sip of the long live mountain mineral water. When everyone''s discussion was quiet, he said, "well, let''s announce the top three most popular players. The third in the national online voting was, and the third was..."


    Everyone was absorbed in staring at Hong Bo and was silent.


    Hong Bo looked at the folder, held his glasses and glanced around: "the one who won the third place is..."


    Then he picked up the water cup and took a bet.


    "Zhao Liya."


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand and blurted out, just like rushing to answer in class.


    Hong Bo: "cough... How do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent: "guess."


    The whole audience laughed, and Zhao Liya couldn''t help laughing. Li Tiezhu made an invisible noise.


    Hong Bo smiled helplessly: "the third is Zhao Liya."


    The contestants give applause, not for Hong Tao or Zhao Liya, but for serious brother.


    Li Tiezhu pressed his hands down, low-key, low-key.


    Hong Bo looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "the second most popular player is... Do you think it''s a man or a woman?"


    "Hi..."


    "Tut tut!"


    "I''ve really taken Hongdao."


    "The essence of this program''s high ratings is Hongdao."


    "Great! I guess it''s a man."


    "Shall I bet on Li Tiezhu?"


    "I think it should be Cai Xukun!"


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand again: "female!"


    Hong Bo: "you..."


    Are you here to dismantle the stage? Others cooperate. What''s your situation? Did you miss the question?


    Hong Bo: "the second place is female, serious brother. Guess who the second place is? If you guess right, I''ll buy you coffee."


    Li Tiezhu looked disgusted: "forget it, don''t guess. The coffee is not as good as Banhua''s milk tea."


    Hong Bo was speechless and lost his mood. He said, "you... Luofeiyan won the second place."


    Luo Feiyan stood up, clapped modestly and raised his chin. While accepting the compliments from the players around, he looked a little unwilling. Why am I not the first? There must be something wrong.


    Then, Hong Bo said, "let''s announce the first player. He is a male player."


    The players are in no hurry.


    Hong Bo added: "moreover, he is also the champion of the division."


    Just like I didn''t say, except for luofeiyan, the champions of the other five competition areas are male players. Where can I guess? All the five guys are popular, and anyone can win the first.


    Small fresh meat Cai Xukun?


    Mixed race rapper Justin?


    Treble little prince Zhou Qian?


    Yi Xiaomao, founder of ground creeping hip-hop dance?


    Original nerve knife Li Tiezhu?


    Hong Bo showed a proud smile, narrowed his eyes, hum! Can''t you think of it? He added: "he''s not old..."


    Yi Xiaomao raised his hand: "Li Tiezhu."


    Everyone laughed. Yi Xiaomao really drank again, didn''t he?


    No one can guess Li Tiezhu. He attracts attention by playing cheap and stupid. When he is singing seriously, his singing skills are ordinary, and he can write songs.


    But can he have flow?


    Even Li Tiezhu shook his head.


    Hong Bo stared at Yi Xiaomao until the other party lowered his head in shame, and then continued: "the one who won the first is... Ah! Please, I can''t go on. You guessed Yi Xiaomao right."


    Yi Xiaomao was shocked: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu''s two faces were shocked: "you said Er Huo?"


    Zhao Liya was shocked: "treat! Treat! Treat..."


    Then


    Thirty faces shocked: no one thought that several flow fresh meat and strength singers were killed by Xichuan steamed stuffed bun. This... Is unscientific.


    Hong Bo said: "the third place is Zhao Liya with 25 million votes and the second place is Luo Feiyan with 32 million votes. Li Tiezhu won 58 million votes, definitely leading. Moreover, 37% of the votes came from... Female netizens over the age of 40."


    Zhao Liya: "I knew it! I knew it! Wanyun''s mother is all over the world! One mother fell down and thousands of mothers stood up!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hum???"


    Zhou Yiran stretched out his head from the back: "that''s right! My mother asked me to ask for her iron pillar''s signature. I really can''t wipe my face. She scolded me before coming this time."


    Zhao Liya turned around and clapped hands with Zhou Yiran silently.


    Zhou Yiran: "right? Even you... My God! I also took Professor Liu''s class in Chuanle! Tut tut... I''m a fallen man at the end of the world!"


    Uncle Lin Xiao said, "if you sign, please give me a copy."


    Zhou Yiran: "your mother too?"


    Lin Xiao''s old face is red: "cough, my daughter-in-law..."


    Li Tiezhu is confused. What do you mean?


    "Now, let''s invite Li Tiezhu, the first most popular player, to choose his own training room!"


    Hong Bo motioned Li Tiezhu to come over and looked at the three photos on the big screen.


    Piano, swimming pool, kitchen.


    Which one?


    Hong Bo began to play up the suspense again: "each of the three rooms has its own advantages. Which one will Li Tiezhu choose? If I were him..."


    Li Tiezhu: "choose one with a kitchen."


    Hong Bo: "... Why not choose a swimming pool?"


    Li Tiezhu: "serious people who swim."


    Hong Bo: "... Why not choose the piano?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s for Zhao Liya."


    Hong Bo: "

 Chapter 79

    Next came the second luofeiyan. She chose a room with an independent cloakroom. After all, how can a celebrity have no cloakroom? Otherwise, where are the ten boxes of fashion, jewelry and shoes I brought?


    Of course, when asked, she said she likes swimming. Swimming can keep her figure.


    Zhao Liya was "forced" to choose Steinway piano.


    Tut Tut, thanks to Li Tiezhu. There is a masseur. Please take the time to ask Li Tiezhu to pull out the cupping.


    When the time came to 11 o''clock, the three contestants went to their rooms under the guidance of the staff.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t feel much about the house. Instead, he was full of interest in the high-end kitchen. He studied the ingredients in the refrigerator for ten minutes, and then someone broke into his training room.


    Yi Xiaomao stood timidly at the door, blushing: "brother..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing here if you don''t go to the training room?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "I got... Wine cellar."


    Li Tiezhu took a pig''s hoof: "then?"


    Yi Xiaomao was about to cry: "it''s your wine cellar... The small wine cellar in the corner of your training room is my training room. Excuse me!"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. The so-called small wine cellar is the one in my room? I haven''t seen it yet.


    The program team can really play!


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu didn''t speak, Yi Xiaomao was even more nervous. He turned to look at the staff, and the staff didn''t pick up trouble. Yi Xiaomao was so anxious that his forehead was sweating and his face was ruddy again. As soon as he was nervous, he would blush to the root of his neck and be infinitely shy.


    Li Tiezhu came over, stuffed the pig''s hoof into Yi Xiaomao, took out the key and looked at the wine cellar.


    When you open it, there are three walls of wine cabinets inside. There is a small table in the middle, and the space is narrow. The three sides of the wine cabinet are grape vines, one side of Baijiu, and the other side of Li Tiezhu''s unheard of wine. One of them is Remy Martin in the movie.


    With pig''s trotters in his hands, Yi Xiaomao walked in humble eyes and looked at the Baijiu cupboard. He said to Li Tiezhu,


    "Sorry to interrupt."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. This girl, no, this little brother is too introverted, isn''t he? More shy than girls, do you think my cat is so atmospheric? How long have you been here? How many times have you been bullied? This NIMA is a rough man in the Northeast? Learn more from the little white rabbit.


    "The wine cellar is too small. How to train? Don''t stay here."


    "No! Brother tie Zhu, the program team said it was OK. Don''t drive me away..."


    Yi Xiaomao dances with pig feet.


    Li Tiezhu snatched back the pig''s hoof: "don''t fall, it will affect the meat quality and taste. I didn''t drive you away. It''s so wide outside that we can train together. What wine cellar?"


    Yi Xiaomao was instantly moved by the reflection of his glasses: "really? But the program team stipulates..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the program team? Let them come to me."


    After that, Li Tiezhu went out of the wine cellar. At the door, he looked at the staff with Yi Xiaomao for a few seconds. The other party moved his eyes in panic and fear... To show his consent (afraid of being tied), Li Tiezhu went to the kitchen to stew pig''s hoof soup with satisfaction.


    "Little hair? Come here and help me pull out the hair on the pig''s hoof."


    "Ah? Ah! Here it is."


    In the kitchen, Li Tiezhu is soaking kelp and Yi Xiaomao is dealing with pig feet. Qin Tao is also released by the program group at this time. The little fat man didn''t care why Yi Xiaomao was here. He went to the refrigerator to turn to ice cream and enjoyed it on the sofa alone.


    Who says fat people can''t eat soft food?


    Qin Tao: Li Tiezhu''s soft rice, I''m sure! Of course, we still have to learn. We have to report to Zhang Xiaomeng''s leaders every night.


    "Xiao Mao, where''s your agent? Or assistant?"


    "I have no money, please."


    "What about your bonus? 100000 yuan. Also, if you are original, you should also have copyright fees?"


    "I made a dowry and bought a wedding house for my sister..."


    "Oh, that''s all right. Agents are like this. There''s no difference between them."


    With that, Li Tiezhu also looked at Qin Tao Nunu''s mouth in the distance.


    Yi Xiaomao smiled shyly: "serious people, who wants that thing? Brother, thank you. You helped me this morning. After that, I wronged you and didn''t pay attention to it. Now you take me in again!"


    "It''s all right. Zhao Liya said you are my great enemy. I''ll contact you more and know myself and the enemy."


    "Ah? That can''t! I don''t compare with you..."


    "Who knows how to arrange the program group? The program group is very busy."


    Yi Xiaomao looked up at the cameras around him and smiled, "ha! I''m ok. I met my brother. Those who smoke from the sundry room should clean and decorate themselves. Those who smoke from the billiards room are even worse. During the training every day, they must have a turnover of more than 100 yuan to leave. Don''t take such a troublesome one!"


    The 22-year-old Yi Xiaomao''s name is brother Li Tiezhu. This picture doesn''t seem to contradict at all.


    The pig''s hoof blanched the underwater pot, and the staff came again:


    "Two contestants, this is your training schedule. There are two classes in the morning and afternoon every day, one hour for each class. Then, this is the key word of the first round of competition."


    The timetable is very simple. There are one section for solfeggio, performance, music theory and dance.


    Keywords are very important.


    This is also the feature of super good voice and one of the reasons why it is difficult for original singers to get good results.


    Each round of competition has a keyword, and the players must sing songs close to the keyword.


    Otherwise, the score will be deducted.


    Moreover, the keyword gap in each round is quite large. Even ordinary singers are difficult to maintain the level of each keyword song, and it is even more difficult for original singers to control so many strange keywords.


    At this time, the players in each training room got the key words, and hundreds of cameras had been arranged to lock the players'' expressions.


    In the dispatching room, Hong Bo specially asked executive director Wang zegang to call up the picture of Li Tiezhu''s room and said with a smile: "Hey, let you hate me! Are you surprised? Are you happy?"


    Yi Xiaomao nervously opens the keyword card, and then his brain is buzzing with melon seeds, looking at Li Tiezhu:


    "Brother... Country, country style?"


    I''m a male nurse. I just learned to write pop songs and ballads. You asked me to write national style? Isn''t it embarrassing me, fat tiger?


    Li Tiezhu also saw the keyword and thought about it for a while. It seems that this keyword is very limited, but... It''s none of my business. I have a system.


    Yi Xiaomao said, "brother, what do you think?"


    Li Yigui went online: "carry forward traditional culture and inherit Chinese rhythm. This is a good voice that really belongs to China! The program group is great!"


    Yi Xiaomao was silly: "brother, you are great. Your whole family is great..."


    Li Tiezhu turned to wash kelp and soak kidney beans. Unfortunately, the kitchen is too high-grade and there is no pressure cooker.


    Hong Bo in the control room broke his face in an instant: "tut... Is Li Tiezhu so hard?"


    Wang zegang: "are you surprised? Are you happy?"


    Hong Bo: "


    What a good reincarnation!


    Did you cook dinner in a nervous and exciting music competition? Director Hong Bo was speechless and choked.


    (please vote for a recommendation! Thank you! The new book needs support! Thank you!!!)

 Chapter 80

    All the key words of the finals were set and sealed as early as a few months ago, and they would not deliberately target Li Tiezhu. Hong Bo just wanted to see a joke, but was disappointed.


    Yi Xiaomao skillfully helped Li Tiezhu clean up the kitchen and worked diligently.


    Knock knock knock


    There was a knock on the door, and then the open door poked into a delicate face.


    It''s Shaw town.


    He smiled: "busy? Brother. Don''t you play billiards? Five yuan a plate."


    Yi Xiaomao couldn''t wipe his face and refused. He just wanted to nod.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t lift his head. He had to wash the kelp several times: "get out! Come and drink soup at 1:30."


    Yi Xiaomao was shocked. Brother, why are you talking to fresh meat with small flow?


    Xiao Zhen''s head immediately disappeared: "OK! Brother, you''re busy. I''ll knock at another door. I, Xiao Zhen, a good voice knocker."


    Yi Xiaomao was surprised and couldn''t help sympathizing: "the program group bullies people, and Xiao town is too miserable..."


    Li Tiezhu said coldly, "hum! Is he miserable? Don''t you see that he enjoys it? He enjoys it very much. He is miserable when you meow."


    Li Tiezhu, who has 99 points of intelligence, has a little bright eyes.


    Knock knock knock


    "Sister! Do you want to play billiards? Five yuan a plate."


    "Uncle, go and play billiards!"


    "Little sister, my brother taught you to play billiards. Don''t close the door! Hello?"


    "How about leaving a wechat? Brother, play billiards and find me."


    "Leia Tiezhu said she was going to play billiards. I asked if you were with him... Madam, it''s free!"


    "Billiards? No! I Cai Xukun only like playing basketball. My level can play professional league."


    "You misunderstood, brother Kun. I mean, don''t come to the billiards room if you''re okay, or the other men won''t come."


    Xiao Zhen knocked on the door and talked all the way. Without the reserve of small fresh meat and the burden of idols, he was humble, pitiful and slightly cunning. He didn''t feel ashamed at all. He''s smart. Otherwise, he just wants to be close to his godfather by relying on his unique skill "God''s hand"?


    These days, Xiao town has studied all the competitions in Li Tiezhu''s sub competition area, understood the sense of variety, and has "deeply understood" the profound meaning of drama grabbing. With the level that he can''t even frame Li Tiezhu, it is estimated that he will bid farewell to intrigues and have to find another way.


    Assigned to the billiards room, Xiao town can''t wait.


    The most miserable and humble flow of small fresh meat, can the play be less? The audience have the heart to see me eliminated?


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    Good voice training course schedule:


    Every Wednesday to Friday training, no classes during the day on Saturday, and make every effort to prepare for the game at night. Rest from Sunday to next Tuesday. At the same time, it is also convenient for the eliminated players to move things... And leave.


    The first class (10:00-11:00), the second class (11:15-12:15), lunch break. The third class (14:00-15:00) and the fourth class (15:15-16:15) are over.


    The course arrangement is not tight, even a little too loose.


    But this is only a basic course. Players also need to prepare for the competition in the rest of the time, such as selecting songs, practicing songs, arranging music, etc. especially for original singers, time is not friendly.


    Last year, there was an original player who often stayed up all night writing songs, and then stopped in the third round.


    After the elimination, his only comment:


    It''s hell to be original in a good voice.


    This year... There are two original contestants. They have got the key words. They must write songs that meet the key words within three days, but they are calm and choose... To continue stewing pig''s hoof soup.


    "Brother, it''s time for kidney beans?"


    "Don''t worry. If you cook kidney beans too early, they will stew."


    "Oh! Isn''t this pig''s hoof cut into small pieces? Stew the whole piece, and the pig''s bolenggaier will stew bald skin..."


    "Do you cook?"


    "No."


    "Then I''ll tell you a hammer, turn down the fire and cover it."


    "Oh! Would you like some pink strips?"


    "See if it''s in the fridge. If so, take it out and soak it in warm water."


    Now at 11:30, Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao come to the living room to sit down and look at Qin Tao licking the ice cream box.


    Qin Tao: "what are you doing?"


    Yi Xiaomao said, "should we find something to do? On the program, such as us..."


    Write songs or something, just talk about music.


    Li Tiezhu nodded in recognition: "come to fight the landlord."


    Qin Tao got up, puckered up the ditch, reached out and touched a pair of playing cards from his fart pocket, and everyone cultivated love exercises together.


    Yi Xiaomao thrilled: "no... don''t you write songs?"


    Li Tiezhu: "serious people who write songs."


    Qin Tao: "fifty cents to start, one fried, one turned over, not capped."


    On the program, take it easy. Usually it starts with five yuan.


    Yi Xiaomao trembled: "...."


    I feel like I''m finished.


    Li Tiezhu: I''m not a drama robber? I''m just pure boring, and you don''t let me bring my summer homework to play.


    Dispatch room, Hong Bo pulls his head. Am I broadcasting this plot? Or broadcast? Or broadcast?


    Wang zegang tasted green bamboo leaves, one word... Steady!


    Serious brother never let me down!


    At half past twelve, the program team delivered the boxed lunch on time. The three fought against the landlord while eating the boxed lunch. Yi Xiaomao won $7.2 alone, but he was not happy at all. He always felt that the launch of the program was different from what he imagined.


    Li Tiezhu asked Yi Xiaomao, "do you drink? Go to the wine cellar and get more. Qin Tao said you drink on the program."


    You drink! Get drunk and lose it back!


    My cat money


    Yi Xiaomao waved: "I usually don''t drink much, stage fright, so... Courage."


    Qin Tao grilled rice: "counsellor! You see, I was so calm in the audition... Well, count the ball. Don''t mention it, don''t mention it! I knew I had a bottle of Erguotou, so I couldn''t compete with you today."


    Li Tiezhu put down the lunch box and spread his hand: "if you pretend to force a foul, you will be fined 50 cents."


    Qin Tao threw out one yuan. Don''t change it.


    Control room.


    Wang zegang opened the lunch box and looked at the general director Hong Bo with a little show off:


    "Boss, can''t we urgently allocate some writers who will come? I can''t hold it! Other players have been run out. Xiao Zhen, the only one who can resist beating, is brother Li Tiezhu. Here, knock on the door and drink soup. If this goes on, our program will really become the history of Li Tiezhu''s popularity!"


    The history of Li Tiezhu''s popularity comes from a stem burst out by serious gangs. Super good voice = the history of Li Tiezhu''s popularity.


    Hong Bo: "you are the director, I am the director?"


    Wang zegang: "me."


    Hong Bo: "


    That''s right. Now it''s the daily game. The program is super training camp. Wang zegang is the director.


    Moreover, Wang zegang said nothing wrong.


    Hong Bo blew a toothflower. It seems that he can''t do without playing the routine. This guy has his own aura. Cut off the part of Li Tiezhu''s play. Unfortunately, if you don''t cut it, it''s all Li Tiezhu... Even the postpartum brother who was eliminated in the audition is full of drama!


    Stomachache!


    The pain made NIMA droop.


    This year''s contestants, why is it so difficult to bring?


    As a result, more than a dozen professional variety planners took an emergency taxi to settle in the base. There was only one task: planning events for other players and competing with Li Tiezhu.


    Will there be less than a dozen people?


    (for collection! For recommendation!!)


    PS: Thank you, Michael, for giving me a reward of 500 points. Thank you for taking off my sister and doing something to give me a reward!

 Chapter 81

    At 1:40, Zhao Liya lay on the sofa to rest. Assistant sister Wen made her a cup of brown sugar water and put it next to her.


    Zhao Liya thanked powerlessly. Sometimes she admired sister Wen. She was fat and didn''t hurt every month. She even went to disco the day before. But she is still seriously injured for the third day.


    "There''s going to be class this afternoon. You''re better?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly came in with a heat preservation box and poked his head.


    Zhao Liya: "Why are you here?"


    Li Tiezhu opened the insulation box: "I''ll send you some pig''s feet soup. Your one with motherwort is better than brown sugar."


    Zhao Liya blushed: "you... Know?"


    "Today, when you were looking through the medicine in your bag, I saw that you brought your aunt''s towel and a brand of our class flower. Later, I found that you didn''t look well when you recorded the program."


    "Where did motherwort come from?"


    "I found it in the grass downstairs. It''s fresh. My old man stews motherwort pig''s feet soup for Aunt Liu every month. My craft is not as good as him."


    "Do I have to thank you?"


    "You''re welcome. Don''t say that, you and me. Drink."


    Sister Wen quietly came to the door and told the staff that everything in the room just now should be cut off and can''t be put on the program.


    After Zhao Liya finished drinking the soup, Li Tiezhu went back to his training room with the heat preservation box, and then drove Xiao town away from the landlord. Class was about to begin.


    For Xiao town, Li Tiezhu is very sober. This is a poisonous snake with its fangs pulled out. There is no good impression, but how can the "good brother" CP stand up? Let''s play it like this.


    Xiao town is also very good. Obviously, they can see ridicule and malice from each other''s eyes, but this does not affect their "deep Brotherhood".


    Li Tiezhu has become impure.


    Because Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao were together, the program group temporarily adjusted and sent only one teacher to them according to Li Tiezhu''s curriculum.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu''s courses are music theory and dance.


    Music theory teacher is a teacher of Donghai Conservatory of music. He is a handsome man in his thirties. He combs his meticulous back and is gentle. Half a minute later, the handsome middle-aged man went crazy and his hair was in disorder.


    Li Tiezhu, are you a devil?


    "Wow... This is the staff! It''s so powerful. They called me after recording songs several times. I haven''t studied it."


    "Xiao Mao, you too? I didn''t expect."


    "Do you have to know staff when composing music? Simple music is also very good..."


    "Teacher, give a lecture quickly. I really want to learn."


    "No! Teacher, don''t give up. I have a good learning attitude. There is a way to study. Diligence is the way. There is no end to learning. It''s hard to make a boat."


    "It''s more difficult than math class, isn''t it? Qin Tao, why did you fall asleep? The teacher is in class! It''s impolite. Oh, yes, you don''t have to. Teacher? Would you like pig''s feet soup?"


    "The teacher spoke very well, but I didn''t understand it."


    Fortunately, there is Yi Xiaomao nearby. The music theory teacher didn''t completely collapse. I''m a university teacher, not a primary school teacher.


    Yi Xiaomao became a self-taught talent. He knows how pure laymen should get started and patiently explains to Li Tiezhu.


    Gradually, Li Tiezhu also felt a trace of doorway.


    Tired to collapse, the music theory teacher left. The dance teacher came. Qin Tao stopped sleeping for a moment. He was energetic and said he would learn dance together. Yi Xiaomao blushed and couldn''t speak completely.


    The dance teacher was young and beautiful. He only wore a small vest 20 cm long and tight pants with crisscross grooves. The teacher wore a ponytail and was graceful. His gestures were rhythmic and his appearance was beautiful.


    Qin Tao licked his belly and danced awkwardly. Various fancy operations attracted the teacher''s attention, and even tried to stand upside down with one hand.


    Yi Xiaomao''s expression is embarrassed. Like a drunken penguin, he is slow and clumsy.


    Li Tiezhu felt insipid. Two guys who had never seen the world, one looked like a spring boar and the other looked shy, but in fact their pants were up.


    make a fool of oneself!


    My cat is much more beautiful and attractive than her, and I jump better than her. I''m also forced to jump with the cat. I play the steel pipe.


    The dance class was very happy. The teacher smiled and praised them that their three limbs were uncoordinated.


    After four o''clock, the course is over.


    Yi Xiaomao took out his book and went to the lounge to write songs.


    Qin Tao cheered him on:


    "Come on! Xiaomaomao, make a good creation! When you''re red, ask the teacher out to play drums and use 18 kinds of martial arts back and forth. Describe it to me later."


    Yi Xiaomao is nervous and loses his pen. Can the fat man read his mind?


    Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu again: "you too... Forget it, you have Persian cats and little white rabbits. You don''t like these ''mediocre fat and vulgar powder''. The gap between people is bigger than that between people and dogs."


    Li Tiezhu: "dog, go find your hot pot, book a private room, be an assistant, and don''t do business all day."


    Qin Tao: "pig, can there be authentic hot pot in the East China Sea?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s just hot pot. If I can''t book it, I''ll cook dog meat hot pot here in the evening."


    ¡­¡­


    At 7:30 p.m., Li Tiezhu invited the guests to have hot pot. In addition to the members of Xichuan contestants, Yi Xiaomao, plus some assistants, a dozen people.


    There is a program of "super training camp" on TV. The contestants appear one by one. Among them, the most coquettish way for Li Tiezhu to enter with Yi Xiaomao attracted countless bullets.


    "Serious brother! What have you done to my little sister Mao? He is so weak that you have the heart?"


    "Let go of sister Mao and let me come."


    "Sister Mao drank?"


    "Oh, it was heatstroke. Xiao Mao never let me down!"


    "Am I the only one who saw Sophie in Zhao Liya''s bag? Portable."


    "The gap in the training room this season is too big, isn''t it?"


    "Li Tiezhu guessed too accurately!"


    "What is Banhua''s milk tea? Is it a chain store?"


    Mysterious figure - a class of flowers is also watching the program: bah! shame on you! Even if you steal it, you spit bubbles in the milk tea cup. Although Qin Tao lied to you to buy it for you, what do you mean by giving it back to me later?


    "Yi Xiaomao chose the wine cellar? Ha ha ha!"


    "Xiao town has changed a little recently."


    "Good voice, knocker!"


    "The pig''s feet soup stewed by Li Tiezhu looks good to drink."


    "Fighting the landlord is OK?"


    "There is no doubt that the real hammer" the history of Li Tiezhu''s popularity ", and other players have no part."


    In the program, Li Tiezhu appreciated the refrigerated pig kidney: "fry a kidney flower tomorrow and make it up for you. Xiao town, you look pale recently."


    Xiao Zhen: "what if the pig also has kidney deficiency? I... lose this section!"


    Qin Tao: "also make up! What the math teacher taught is positive."


    Yi Xiaomao: "poof..."


    "What? Li Tiezhu is going to stir fry kidney flowers tomorrow?"


    "Xiao Zhen kidney deficiency?"


    "Son of kidney deficiency, the sense of variety has soared recently. Black has turned pink."


    "I''m good at math."


    A math teacher can''t get up on his knees: the sinner is on the, and he is worshipped by the teacher. Stop! I guess you''ve delayed me for two years in the selection of stunt teachers this year!


    In the hot pot shop, Li Tiezhu''s waist flowers were put into his mouth when they were too hot. He was distracted again.


    [Ding! Congratulations! The host''s variety performance has increased by another 21 points, a total of 115 points, won the medal of "fledgling variety", and rewarded the primary arrangement ability + song audition function]


    Variety achievement award arranger?


    This is not important. What is important is that Li Tiezhu''s knowledge of music theory has increased strangely.


    Also, what is the song audition function?


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 Chapter 82

    Li Tiezhu is very happy. In the future, he doesn''t have to choose songs blindly based on the song name and introduction. He can listen to them for ten seconds. However, he can only listen to three songs a day at most.


    Then don''t waste your chance. Listen to three songs today.


    I haven''t found the right one. I still have a chance tomorrow.


    Li Tiezhu found three songs in the system mall with titles that look like national style.


    The first song, difficult to read, sounds good, but it''s hard to sing. It''s also Cantonese. It''s hard to change the Mandarin version. Li Tiezhu feels he can''t hold it.


    Besides, it''s not national style.


    The second song "when does the moon have" is also super pleasant to hear, classical national style!


    Is that it?


    Li Tiezhu scalded his belly again. He thought that the audition didn''t cost money anyway, and it was expired. Let''s listen to the last song.


    The title of the song is a little strange!


    Then


    "Cough, cough..."


    Li Tiezhu choked with excitement. His face turned red and dried a can of old Wang Ji at one breath.


    "The belly burns your mouth?"


    Zhao Liya had no choice but to roll her eyes. She knew she wouldn''t sit next to you. What you drank was my old Wang Ji.


    Li Tiezhu ignored her. He was buying songs in the system.


    [Ding! Pay 5 IQ points to buy songs successfully]


    Can national style songs be written like this? The melody is beautiful and novel, and the lyrics are too classic? Erhu soundtrack is even more unique. It''s a little too special... The great God of that world is really awesome!


    This time, Li Tiezhu didn''t even have a distressed IQ.


    Current intelligence: 96 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 0 points.


    Music Achievement: 61 points.


    Variety achievement: 115 points. (awarded the fledgling medal)


    Film and television achievements: 0 points.


    At this time, the TV super training camp entered the final stage.


    The contestants didn''t leave. Instead, they were burning the midnight oil. They were busy choosing songs, arranging music and watching singing.


    Xiao town continues to knock on the door. His turnover is only 60 yuan today.


    However, the five people in the western division went out to eat hot pot. He also forcibly abducted Yi Xiaomao, who had planned to create overnight, for the following reasons:


    Who are we going to fill if you don''t? The civil war in the West hurts feelings.


    ¡­¡­


    On Thursday, after class, Li Tiezhu focused on peeping at Xiaomao''s sister.


    Yi Xiaomao is different from Li Tiezhu. He is a real genius. He has taught himself to write songs for less than a year, but his level has been very high.


    Yi Xiaomao writes songs on the huami tablet, an app called the composer. The software supports simplified music and staff, which can be converted to each other. It has the functions of music composition, lyrics, composition and mixing. Although it is not at the studio level, it is very practical for creation.


    In the afternoon, two hours after class, sister Mao, who was still drunk, had composed the basic tune of a national style song, but the melody was not beautiful enough and was still being revised.


    Li Tiezhu succeeded in stealing the division and did the same.


    The arrangement and soundtrack of the previous songs did not meet the best standards. There was a gap with the original version of the world, and the similarity was less than 90%.


    Including the later supplementary recording of big fish, it is not satisfactory.


    Arrangement and accompaniment have been holding back.


    Now, Li Tiezhu has the ability of primary arrangement. You can make a demo on the tablet to let teachers help adjust the details.


    As long as the soundtrack library can find enough material, he can achieve 99%.


    After all, he has the original in his head.


    Qin Tao quickly went to the mall and bought a huami tablet. Li Tiezhu was a handyman. He didn''t know how to use it, but he became familiar with it.


    Everything is good, but it costs money. Li Tiezhu''s flesh hurts two hundred and four a month. What''s more painful is that in addition to the basic materials in the soundtrack library, other materials have to spend extra money, which is too much.


    After playing with headphones all night, Li Tiezhu roughly copied the great God work he bought.


    On Friday, Li Tiezhu closed the door to "create" in class, with a completion rate of 60%.


    Because of his focus on creation, Li Tiezhu hardly showed his face in the super training camp broadcast on Friday night.


    On the contrary, other players equipped with "professional variety planning" are crazy to rush the play. Luofeiyan, Cai Xukun, Xiaozhen, Justin and so on are all powerful and miasma.


    It''s said that CAI Xukun also organized a basketball game, and then... Was chased by Xiao Zhen and covered ten hats. Obviously, Xiao Zhen was intentional.


    I specially let you have a high level, so that you can play professional league!


    Let you... Take the first place in the East.


    Creative players such as Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya and Yi Xiaomao are the hardest to force. People can choose songs for rehearsal. They need to compose, arrange and accompany themselves.


    However, it makes the fans of the three happy. It doesn''t matter whether the variety show is comprehensive or not. It''s worth more to see the creative scenes of idols than anything, even if you can''t hear the melody.


    On the contrary, they have more bullets than other contestants. How serious are they? Do you still have time for variety show? despise.


    Hey, how angry!


    "Serious brother, can this steamed stuffed bun write songs on a tablet?"


    "Didn''t you watch the previous program? He used to write on paper. Later, he stole the teacher''s younger sister Mao''s tablet, and my postpartum brother bought it temporarily."


    "Zhao Liya still looks professional with a computer."


    "Zhao Liya drinks more hot water."


    "Piano princess is a music family, can''t compare..."


    "Yes, Yi Xiaomao is self-taught. Brother Zheng is still a wild man! These two people are pure eating talents!"


    "Sister Mao taught brother ZHENGJING to write songs! Sister Mao Saigao!"


    "Sego!!!"


    "You can''t do it without teaching. What if the serious brother and the postpartum brother tie up sister Mao? The black wind blocked her mouth this night..."


    "Don''t say, I already have several G pictures!"


    "At that time, I''ll touch it again and confirm it''s a man! Let''s start."


    "Start... Are you serious?"


    "I''ll give you five hundred, but can''t you take the third line? Sister Mao is super tolerable!"


    "Bah! Shameless! I''m fourth."


    On August 13, there was no class on Saturday. It was left for the players to prepare for the evening competition. The prepared gags will be broadcast at 6:30 p.m. to warm up the program.


    At noon, Yi Xiaomao stretched out, put down the tablet and was complacent.


    He played and sang the newly written "land of water" again in the lounge. He couldn''t help laughing. I write Chinese style well. Then he blushed, a little shy, can''t be proud!


    Hee!


    Keep a low profile. The last time Zhao Liya wrote the "jade case ¡¤ New Year''s Eve" was very good. I don''t know how she wrote this time?


    And Li Tiezhu, the nerve knife. I heard two sentences about the Three Kingdoms written by him in infinite challenge. It''s amazing. I think it''s also well written this time?


    However, I am not empty of Yi Xiaomao!


    I''m also a genius.


    Just then, a melody of Erhu came from the lounge next door.


    Eh?


    Yi Xiaomao listens. What song? It sounds so good. Why haven''t I heard it? This is... The accompaniment of Li Tiezhu''s new song? He''s playing his own accompaniment! This damn divine melody


    Critical hit X100!


    no


    Yi Xiaomao, who was just full of confidence, knelt in an instant. Can Guofeng songs be written like this?


    Yes, it''s really a national style. There''s nothing wrong with it!


    No, no, I have to change the song. My writing is too old-fashioned. Like Zhao Liya, it is simple and antique. It''s too old-fashioned!


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 Chapter 83

    At 7:30 p.m., the countdown to the first round of the finals of super good voice on Donghai TV.


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    "Welcome to the first round of the sixth season finals of super good voice. This program is jointly created by Donghai TV station and Penguin video and broadcast live at the same time! It is broadcast under the title of..."


    On the gorgeous stage, the host Shaohua made a quick opening, and briefly introduced the players in the six competition areas and the rules of the finals.


    "As in previous years, this finals starts at 7:30 p.m. every Saturday night, with a total of five rounds. If you count the resurrection game, it is six rounds, lasting for one and a half months."


    "The first round is still the classic ''blind selection of tutors''. Audience friends have seen that the four finals tutors have been in place. Do you know who they are?"


    "Ha! I don''t know! Director Hong refused to disclose any information, saying that each of them is the peak of Chinese music. Therefore, we can only see the real face after the game starts."


    This is an old move of good voice. The tutors invited to the quarterly finals are super masters, but they will never disclose any information in advance.


    The tutors'' seats were surrounded at the beginning, and even the audience couldn''t see the tutor.


    Only when they turn around for the players can they see them.


    Four mentors, each with six choices, but usually not all in the first round. After listening to 30 contestants, one or two of the contestants to be determined will fill the quota.


    The first round, 30 into 24.


    Eliminate players from the beginning.


    Therefore, it is not easy for a mentor to turn around.


    Once on this program, there were many times that the sub division champion was eliminated in the first round. It can be said that after entering the finals, the positions of 30 players are the same, all... Newcomers.


    "Next, please... Big turntable!"


    Shaohua summoned a good voice. The classic prop blindly selected by the tutor of the finals is a large computer-controlled turntable with the heads of 30 contestants. Shaohua shouted to stop.


    Only Shaohua can see the selection result, and what the audience sees is a question mark.


    The turntable began to turn and drew Li Ming, a contestant in the southern competition area. Obviously, the contestant was a little flustered. He sang a song "flying rainbow" on the stage. None of the four mentors turned around and left the game sadly.


    The second, the third


    After the first five contestants finished singing, three were selected and two tutors turned around.


    The two mentors are leading figures in the music world. Ye henara, one of the earliest Empresses of Chinese pop music, and Wang Feng Wang leather pants, half of Chinese rock music, are music bosses who often mix variety shows.


    Wang leather pants chose Lin Xiao with the same smoke voice and the little rock girl in the Northern Division.


    Yehenara chose Zhang Chaochen, who has excellent singing skills in the overseas competition area. She made her debut in the peninsula idol group. Today, she left the group to participate in the good voice. With her beautiful voice and solid singing skills, she turned the two tutors around. Finally, she chose yehenara, which was more suitable for her.


    The audience could not help but wonder who the remaining two mentors were. The barrage was very warm.


    "Summon master Zhou Jie''s staff!"


    "Dong Zhou is leading the team to play hero glory. There is no schedule."


    "Walking CD - Lin Jiangnan?"


    "Michael Jackson?"


    "It''s too much upstairs. The dead are bigger."


    "Zhang Youxue!"


    "Why don''t you find Liu Huade?"


    "Brother Hua took dad to the party. Where''s dad?"


    The big turntable stops and the sixth person comes out:


    Yi Xiaomao.


    "Next, the player is known as a rare genius. He proved himself with his talent. He is very shy and introverted, but he is the king on the stage..."


    Shaohua is playing up the atmosphere, attracting the audience to look forward to it and speculate one after another.


    Backstage, Mao Mei, who received the director''s notice, shivered and held the guitar. She said goodbye to Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao rather than asking for comfort. Li Tiezhu had already prepared and handed him a large bottle of Maotai. He went smoothly from the wine cellar. Anyway, the program team spent money.


    Yi Xiaomao gulped, his face turned red, handed the wine bottle to Li Tiezhu, then continued to tremble and became more nervous.


    It''s a shame if you can''t sing well after drinking such expensive wine!


    Hum~


    Or tons of Erguotou peace of mind.


    Li Tiezhu comforted: "what''s so nervous? Just sing normally and go back to drink pig kidney soup. You''re a little empty these two days."


    Qin Tao: "it''s all the fault of the dance teacher."


    Yi Xiaomao trembled: "I can''t breathe... I''m not smooth. How can I sing?"


    Qin Tao whispered in his ear, "if you don''t advance and become a big star, you won''t be able to meet a dance teacher! In order to develop a dance teacher, unlock new postures, in simple terms..."


    Yi Xiaomao''s eyes lit up and his expression was determined. Like being a Death Squadron, he rushed to the stage with a loud cry and a guitar.


    Li Tiezhu: "what did you tell him? It''s like beating chicken blood."


    Qin Tao: "Hey! I let him study hard and want to go every day..."


    make progress every day?


    Li Tiezhu was solemn. Sure enough, his persistence in dreams can overcome cowardice. It''s just that chasing dreams is respectable, but what''s the matter with your crotch?


    Pay attention to the influence when performing on stage!


    On the stage, Yi Xiaomao slightly shrunk his hips and sat on the bench. When the audience calmed down, he began to play and sing his newly created ancient song to the land of water.


    The afterglow shed wisps of broken waves


    In the evening wind, the shadow of the lamp is soft


    The lake is rippling with clear and beautiful shadows


    Green bottom white flower oil paper umbrella


    Pick a lotus leaf and the fragrance floats on both banks


    The long Pavilion is accompanied by weeping willows


    When it''s dark, the mist doesn''t disperse and the distant mountains can''t be seen


    The wind is light and the water is soft


    ¡­¡­


    It is a very beautiful and graceful national style song with a novel tune.


    The audience applauded. Then, the first mentor Wang Feng turned around, and the second mentor turned around for the first time. He was Chen Yisen, the last generation of singing God in Xiangjiang.


    The audience became more enthusiastic and cheered.


    Some cheered for Yi Xiaomao, but more cheers and applause were given to Ethan, the song god of Xiangjiang first.


    Yi Xiaomao''s fans even brush the screen on the live broadcast screen. After all, the ancient style is not easy to write. They have been worried about Mao Mei for a long time before.


    The two mentors turned around and succeeded.


    In order to pursue his "dream", Yi Xiaomao held back his excitement and continued to sing.


    The third tutor turned around, yehenara.


    After singing a song and chatting with the tutors, he began to play Yi Xiaomao''s VCR, which will only be played by the qualified players.


    Through VCR, the audience and instructors can understand the player''s past. It is found that Yi Xiaomao is called Mao Mei because he used to work as a male nurse.


    Finally, Yi Xiaomao chose mentor Chen Yisen.


    Until now, the fourth tutor has not appeared, which makes people more curious. The audience not only wondered who the fourth mentor was, but also wondered who could sing until he turned around.


    Wang Feng is also a singer. He couldn''t help asking Yi Xiaomao, who was about to step down: "your national style song is very different and innovative! It''s a subversive creative technique! I haven''t heard similar writing before. How did you think of it?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "Li Tiezhu taught me."


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 Chapter 84

    Ethan: "Li Tiezhu? He taught you to write songs? But I saw in the super training camp that you taught him to write songs on a tablet."


    Yehenara said with a smile, "yes, I heard he can''t even staff. Is it true?"


    Yi Xiaomao shook his head seriously: "No! Brother tie Zhu is so good at writing songs. He just can''t use a tablet. I didn''t write this song like this before. It''s an antique style. Later, I heard Li Tiezhu''s accompaniment next door. I was stunned... It turned out that Chinese style songs can still be written like this? So I spent half a day making substantial changes today, and didn''t even eat lunch and dinner."


    Wang Feng: "Oh? He also wrote about this new national style? Did he write well or did you write well?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "of course he writes well. I''m less than one tenth of his song."


    Yehenara smiled strangely: "true or false?"


    Yi Xiaomao nodded: "really! I learned his way... If it weren''t for him, I didn''t know that Guofeng songs could be written like this, and I was split. When I had kidney soup at noon, I asked him if I could learn his style. He said it didn''t matter and helped me change the songs together, although... He didn''t help."


    Eh! Too real.


    There is also a clear distinction on the bullet screen. Yi Xiaomao''s fans and Li Tiezhu''s fans support it. Other people''s fans are unhappy. In the finals, the differentiation of fans is particularly serious.


    "Come on, sister Mao! Li Tiezhu is very powerful. You learn from each other and make progress."


    "I''m a serious gang. I haven''t paid attention to Yi Xiaomao before, but I''ve always relied on Xiaomao''s honesty and support."


    "After all, it''s my serious brother!"


    "Maomei powder, thank you for the serious brother''s pig''s feet soup, which has fattened my maomei again."


    "It''s fat! Next time it''s not a creepy hip-hop dance, but a drill..."


    "When dividing the competition area, I felt that Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya matched each other. Unexpectedly, a sister Mao was killed in the finals... I support sister Mao!"


    "When will Li Tiezhu appear? Wan Yun''s mother is waiting for you!"


    "Suddenly I look forward to the national style of iron pillar!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s steamed stuffed bun has no culture and can write about ancient customs?"


    "Let''s have a look at the rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River."


    "Cool and cool."


    "Good guy, some people think Li Tiezhu can''t write national style. He has already written two songs!"


    "Yi Xiaomao is silly. What is he singing?"


    "This song has no melody at all."


    "Sit and wait for luofeiyan to arrive."


    "Justin, Luo Feiyan and CAI Xukun are stars. What are these two things?"


    "A migrant worker, a male nurse, poof..."


    "It''s a pity that Xiao Zhen also deviated from Li Tiezhu. He was quite proud of his appearance. He turned to Kun."


    After a brief exchange with Yi Xiaomao, Ethan came to the stage and hugged him.


    Yi Xiaomao is promoted and ready for the end.


    Wang Feng said: "thank you, a great song! I''m also looking forward to the new song of Western champion Li Tiezhu. I don''t know how many times he will play."


    Chen Yisen then said, "Shaohua, you smoke well and let the serious brother come out early. Otherwise, I''m afraid it''s hard for the fourth mentor to show up!"


    Yehenara said, "Ethan, do you mean that the fourth mentor came for Li Tiezhu?"


    Chen Yisen: "no, I think Li Tiezhu is most confident that he can sing the fourth mentor until he turns around. Yes, I''m a fan of Li Tiezhu. I like his songs."


    Wang Feng: "exaggerated, you are the God of singing."


    Yehenara smiled gently.


    On the stage, the turntable stopped, and Shaohua was slightly stunned. It really said that Cao Cao arrived.


    The seventh contestant: Li Tiezhu.


    Of course, neither the live audience nor the audience watching the live broadcast know, and the four mentors on the field don''t know for the time being.


    Yi Xiaomao finally thanked Li Tiezhu, and then happily went to one side with Qin Tao to discuss dance knowledge. He was very professional and studied posture and posture.


    After receiving the notice from the staff, Li Tiezhu adjusted his breath and took the erhu provided by the program group.


    At the moment of stepping on the stage, a thousand spectators immediately made a noise.


    Applause followed, and huge waves surged.


    Pop pop


    "Woo woo..."


    Not all of them are Li Tiezhu''s fans. Most of them are too busy to watch.


    Li Tiezhu nodded his thanks and slowly sat in front of the microphone.


    The four tutors were stunned. So much noise? The chairs were shaking. They thought it was an earthquake.


    They wore earphones to better listen to the contestants'' singing without being disturbed by the scene, but they were still shocked by the cheers and applause. The audience was too excited, and the tutors began to whisper loudly.


    "What''s going on?"


    "Is it Cai Xukun or Xiao Zhen? Is it so popular?"


    "It may also be Luofei smoke."


    "Piano Princess Zhao Liya is also possible."


    Ethan rubbed his hands secretly and said with a strange smile, "I guess I know who it is! Wait and listen. I want to turn around first and don''t rob me!"


    The three teachers who appeared had already removed the barrier. Only the seat of the fourth teacher was covered by four barriers, and no one could see the situation inside.


    Li Tiezhu came to the erected microphone, bowed his head, and the accompaniment sounded.


    Ding Dong, Ding Dong


    Piano?!


    Yehenara skimmed his mouth. What''s the matter? Sing the national style. Your accompaniment was the piano at the beginning. Is this the national style? Deduct points!


    Wang Feng frowned: "piano? What tune is this?"


    Yehenara shrugged: "it seems to be original, disorderly. It''s a good national style."


    Wang Feng: "the score is not too natural. The piano is the material of the composer''s app..."


    Ethan suddenly got up unexpectedly, stood up, shook his head, enjoyed it, and jumped blind to Karaka.


    Playing the national style on the piano?


    fucking great!


    Moreover, this beautiful Prelude... Is worthy of being a nerve knife!


    Under the barrier of the fourth tutor, a chubby hand and fingers beat rhythmically on the armrest of the chair.


    The state of the audience is also polarized. Some of them dance with the beautiful rhythm. The prelude of serious brother''s song is so good! The other part is numb. How about the good national style?


    Serious brother, are you off the point?


    Ding Dong, Ding Dong


    The piano flowed through the woods like a spring.


    Boom!


    Ethan danced and suddenly pressed the button with both hands and collapsed into the chair.


    Turn around!


    In less than ten seconds, he turned around before he heard the singing. Chen Yisen was the first in six seasons.


    Wang Feng and yehenara turned their heads and looked. Is this guy crazy? If you are so casual, you will be scolded by netizens. It will also affect the professionalism and impartiality of the tutor group. Didn''t the director explain the rules clearly to him?


    Turning around, Ethan jumped up from his chair again, dancing and sticking out his tongue.


    Slightly slightly!


    Did I guess right? Ha ha ha!


    I deserve it


    Wang Feng and yehenara frowned when they saw Ethan''s state. Who was on the stage?


    After two ups and downs in the piano prelude, at the 13th second, the piano suddenly weakened, the pipa sounded, the big beads and small beads fell on the jade plate, the tone was exquisite, and the song came immediately:


    A lamp of sorrow


    Standing alone in the window


    I''m behind the door


    Pretend you haven''t left yet


    ¡­¡­


    what the fuck!


    Second kneel!


    Ethan, the singing God of Xiangjiang, suddenly raised his hands and bent 90 degrees. He made three worship movements in succession, followed closely, and the audience learned to do the worship posture together.


    (thanks to the book friend pride in the world of mortals and the fish V ate!)

 Chapter 85

    On these four sentences, the audience burst into thunderous applause and cheers. Indeed, the melody is too beautiful and graceful. With the crisp and delicate Pipa music, it is simple, elegant and fashionable.


    Alternative ancient style, national style of fashion trend!


    Wang Feng and yehenara finally know why Chen Yisen is as excited as Parkinson. This is his "Idol".


    Moreover, although I don''t want to admit it, this original level is simply the ceiling level of Chinese music.


    Singing is a little hard to say... But Li Tiezhu''s voice was kissed by God. There''s no way. The defects in skills can''t erase the beauty of this song.


    It doesn''t make sense not to turn around.


    Boom!


    Boom!


    Wang Feng and yehenara turned around at the same time.


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and sang. He never noticed whether a mentor turned around. He turned a deaf ear to the interference of the audience and focused on singing:


    Who is playing the lute


    An east wind breaks


    Years peel off on the wall


    See when I was a child


    I still remember when we were young


    Now the sound of the piano is quiet


    You haven''t heard of my waiting


    This... Zhao Liya, backstage, listening to the graceful and smooth singing, suddenly thought of someone, someone who suddenly came to her life and left, the owner of the black-and-white "Panda" pebble thrown away by her mother.


    That''s the young US. We can''t and can''t protect our friendship. Now that we grow up, the sound of the piano is long. You haven''t heard of my waiting.


    You said to let me practice the piano hard and be a great musician, but you''ve never heard me play the piano


    Can the music box I gave you still make a sound?


    Its battery needs to be replaced. I''m afraid you fool don''t know?


    Zhao Liya was dejected, and Li Tiezhu on the stage sang leisurely and freehand:


    Who is playing the lute


    An east wind breaks


    Maple leaves stain the story


    I see through the ending


    I''ll lead you through the ancient road outside the fence


    A year of smoke and grass


    Even breaking up is silent


    Singing here is a pause and interlude.


    Li Tiezhu shook his hand, pulled the strings, and the sound of Erhu sounded, sad and melodious, beautiful.


    Chen Yisen bared his teeth. Although he was a star, he was such a perceptual person. He yelled silently at Wang Feng and yehenara: Wow! This Intermezzo, this Intermezzo of erhu, is amazing!


    Piano, pipa, dulcimer, erhu


    Strange collocation!


    Perfect match!


    ¡­¡­


    The barrage is crazy:


    "I feel that the national wind song nirvana is reborn."


    "Li Tiezhu is awesome!"


    "Am I the only one who loves Li Tiezhu''s erhu interlude?"


    "I love it too. Erhu is invincible."


    "Li Tiezhu can play erhu, and he can play it well!"


    "Why? His old man can also play suona. Suona erhu is standard for funeral. Li Tiezhu is a ''music family''. Dog head protects his life!"


    "Music family + 1"


    "How do you evaluate Li Tiezhu''s national style song?"


    "Sao is over!"


    "Upstairs insight!"


    "I have no words to describe works like God. I read less and I am guilty."


    "I graduated from a doctor, and I have no words to describe it."


    "I graduated from primary school, and I can''t describe it."


    In Kyoto, Huang Sanshi smiled and gathered in front of his daughter''s tablet: "Huang shaoshaoshao, who graduated from primary school, also has idols. It''s good that his father supports you and don''t let his mother know. Don''t send bullets. Your mother''s eyes can be poisonous. In case he recognizes it for you, he will let you write a 100 page calligraphy note..."


    Huang shaoshao''s white eyes: "Shh! Then you give Xiao Yueyue his first signature to change the key? Is the victory or defeat of the variety show so important?"


    Huang San Shixin said falsely, "no, that''s not the first time he signed. I lied to Xiao Yueyue. He signed for the delivery clerk for the first time. Remember? Li Tiezhu is not red. God forbids. In the future, he will have opportunities to ask him to sign for you. Listen to the song. Little, your idol is a good song! It just doesn''t look good..."


    Huang shaoshao: "like you, when you were young, you were called good-looking?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I..."


    ¡­¡­


    "My God! It''s better than the song of the five rings. It''s my idol! Turn around, turn around, turn around! The fat man, you turn around. I see the height of your chair. I know you weigh about the same as me!"


    Xiaoyue of Yunde society yelled at the TV screen, followed by a group of kidnapped martial brothers, even if there was no need to vote this round.


    Guo gangde: "you can''t die! Xiao Yueyue, don''t bother everyone. The fat man who doesn''t turn around can kill ten of you and five of me!"


    Donkey Qian: "Oh, no, at most four and a half, smoking."


    ¡­¡­


    "Hiss... My hair is standing up. What do you think, Lao Zhao? It''s a divine song! Tut tut... The national style song can be written like this. I''m really a genius. What? Ya ya? She''d better come out later to save shame. When tie Zhu chooses a mentor, I''ll go to bed. I know him no matter which one he chooses. The fourth? Are you blind? Who else can I be?"


    Wan Yun''s mother soaked her feet in a barrel and looked impatient.


    Zhao Muye pressed his feet to the queen, and his heart was full of stomach Fei. The song of my little princess was the best. Li Tiezhu''s song was good, but... Die!


    ¡­¡­


    Backstage, Qin Tao and Yi Xiaomao, Li Tiezhu''s closest friends, are busy. They don''t have time to listen to him. After all, they have heard it in the training room.


    Qin Tao took a pen and drew a match on the paper. He explained some advanced martial moves to Yi Xiaomao. His theoretical knowledge was quite solid. The latter listened with interest and saw... The day suddenly opened up.


    On the contrary, the "Iron Man" of Xiao town kept saying to other players:


    "Sounds good? Original! Independent composition! This national style is really written by him. Li Tiezhu, my brother, knows how to attack! Tut tut... Especially the erhu interlude, it makes people feel numb! Tiezhu is awesome! You can play billiards for free in the future!"


    No one wants to take care of Shaw town. I can''t find it myself. What a fart?


    Thirty into twenty-four, at least six out.


    Xiao Zhen: I''m not afraid. It''s impossible for the program team to close the billiards room, a directly profitable unit.


    ¡­¡­


    Maple leaves stain the story


    I see through the ending


    I''ll lead you through the ancient road outside the fence


    A year of smoke and grass


    Even breaking up is silent


    After singing a song, Li Tiezhu played another erhu, sad and melodious.


    If the sound lingers, it will last for three days.


    The audience applauded. This song is so beautiful that it refreshes the new understanding of national style.


    Different music, different national style.


    Chen Yisen stood up and applauded, howling with excitement. The real howling was as excited as his concert. Wang Feng and yehenara had to applaud.


    At the end of the erhu performance


    Boom!


    The fourth tutor who never showed up pressed the button and turned around.


    Four turns?!


    The audience was in an uproar. The fourth tutor... Was she?


    The barrage takes off instantly:


    Big guy coming! She and he finally met on the stage of the first round of super good voice!


    (for collection! For recommendation, thank you!)

 Chapter 86

    "Four turns! Isn''t it powerful? I already said that Li Tiezhu''s writing of national style is unique. After all, he can write cool in one night."


    In Guangdong, lengba and sister Mi rarely take time off and watch live TV in the hotel.


    Sister Mi nodded helplessly: "the song is a good song, but it won''t push the evening entertainment. Is it different to watch the video tomorrow?"


    Lengba said, "I didn''t mean to watch the live broadcast. I''m too tired and lazy these days. Hey, hey..."


    Sister Mi: "you too! You are no longer a mentor. This program has nothing to do with you. However, remember to keep in touch with Li Tiezhu and maintain a better relationship."


    Lengba was so surprised that she quickly waved her hand: "I have no friendship with him, just ordinary..."


    I''m not a cat!


    Sister Mi: "he doesn''t want money to write songs for you. Are you satisfied? How good is it? Hold on! Later, cheat more songs from him! You know?"


    Lengba: "no problem. He doesn''t dare to charge me."


    well! He gives me money every day!


    ¡­¡­


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu was planning who to choose after singing. The three tutors turned around and tangled! Happy troubles.


    Who knows, a fat man who can''t be more kind turned around.


    Now don''t tangle.


    Li Tiezhu put away his erhu, stood up and nodded to the three tutors one by one. Chen Yisen, ye henara and Wang Feng said, "thank you!"


    The three tutors nodded politely in return.


    Then, Li Tiezhu put his legs together and bowed respectfully to the fourth teacher 90 degrees without getting up. I didn''t say a thank you. First of all, it''s unnecessary. Second, it''s not enough


    Facing Li Tiezhu''s 90 degree bow, the fourth tutor was not surprised. He looked kind: "get up, child, let me have a good look."


    "Ah."


    Li Tiezhu straightened up and even turned a circle.


    He smiled all over his face. It''s nice to see her on this program!


    "Did you eat pig feed?"


    The teacher smiled, then shook his head and joked.


    Li Tiezhu giggled and scratched his head.


    Han Hong looked at the other three tutors and casually explained, "when I knew him, he was so tall, so tall, you know? He was as thin as a monkey, skin and bones. Hey! You are such a small guy, how can you..."


    With that, Han Hong reached out to draw the height. He felt it was high and fell ten centimeters.


    Li Tiezhu: "aunt, it''s been ten years."


    "Really?" Han Hong was stunned. "2006, 16 years, it''s really ten years, ten years and three months. You''re seventeen this year? I remember you''re eighteen next month, right?"


    "Yes."


    "How are you these years?"


    "Very good! I''m very good, my father is also very good, and the money owed by my family has been paid off."


    "That''s good. I came to you a few days ago and found that your ''misunderstanding'' had been lifted. I was busy and didn''t come."


    "It''s all right. When you''re free, I''ll treat you to hot pot."


    As soon as Li Tiezhu was excited, dialects came out.


    Han Hong said, "well, when I go back to Xichuan."


    Li Tiezhu: "I want it."


    Among the three tutors, only yehenara felt boring. Wang Feng looked puzzled, and Chen Yisen looked like eating melons. Look at Li Tiezhu and Han Hong.


    Most of the audience on the spot and watching the live broadcast, except a few who have eaten melons, do not know the reason.


    Han Hong, who doesn''t know?


    National music team leader, senior colonel rank.


    But what does he have to do with Li Tiezhu? It''s strange to hear them talk very well.


    At this time, the host Shaohua came up and explained: "I believe many viewers must be wondering why Li Tiezhu and mentor Han Hong are so familiar, right? In fact, they had an intersection ten years ago. At that time, Li Tiezhu was seven years old and his mother was seriously ill..."


    In a few words, Shaohua made clear the relationship between Li Tiezhu and Han Hong, and returned the trick to Li Tiezhu: "do you already have a favorite mentor?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and didn''t have time to answer.


    Han Hong said, "originally I didn''t want to turn around. At the beginning, I heard that you wrote the song. Really, I paid attention to your game. At first, I didn''t want to turn around because... It''s inappropriate. Later, I turned around because your song is really well written! It created a new realm. What realm? It''s like, yes..."


    Li Tiezhu: "national style songs are the most beautiful!"


    Han Hong: "yes, Qumei and CI are more beautiful. As the little white fat man said before, you not only created a song, but created a new style of music. Strictly speaking, the song" cool " It''s a little like this, but this song is more pure, the perfect combination of national style and fashion. So, I have to turn! But you can''t choose me, we know each other. If you want to win, you have to win a fair name! "


    Yi Xiaomao: hum? Who is little white fat man?


    Others say that being fat is an insult, but teacher Han Hong says that being fat is just a description of a fact.


    "I see! Thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu is not smart. Now his IQ at 96 is a little stretched. He doesn''t understand much, but he doesn''t need to burn his brain.


    Just trust her.


    Originally, when I heard the touching past of Han Hong and Li Tiezhu, Chen Yisen, the instant noodle maker, was gone. Li Tiezhu would not choose him, but who knows the sudden turnaround?


    Ethan''s excitement was expressed in his words: "yes, you can''t choose Mr. Han Hong, or there''s a black curtain on the program team."


    Shaohua said, "isn''t the black curtain? Mentor Ethan, you''re too mean to rob people. Be careful that the program team will deduct your salary. Thank teacher Han Hong for his comments. Next, the other three mentors..."


    Wang Feng bore the brunt: "the child is very talented and writes well. But your singing skills are short and almost Amateur... But you have a good voice. Come to my group, I can not only guide your singing skills, but also discuss your creative skills with you. Look at the other three here, none of them can play. I am an original singer!"


    Yehenara replied in an instant: "who hasn''t written a song? Ethan has written it, sister Hong, have you also written it?"


    Han Hong nodded, "it''s written to play."


    Wang Feng: "but you mainly sing songs written by others. Li Tiezhu and I are self reliant. Originality is our foothold..."


    Chen Yisen: "you don''t write as well as an iron pillar."


    Wang Feng: "based on... Hey!"


    "Moreover, you write rock and roll, and Tiezhu has never sung rock and roll."


    "You''ve had enough, and I have a lot of good songs."


    Chen Yisen: "I know. I mean, none of the songs written by Li Tiezhu is not at the level of the main song so far. Can you do it?"


    Wang Feng smiled angrily, stretched his legs and pretended to kick Ethan. From the underworld: "can''t you get enough songs out of the album? Those are ignored."


    Chen Yisen: "OK, you continue to comment."


    Wang Feng: "I, I, where did I just say?"


    Chen Yisen: "originality is your foothold..."


    Wang Feng: "shut up. Originality is our foothold... Foothold... Tut! Forget it, good song, good originality, come to me."


    Mom, I was disturbed by the instant noodle head. I wanted to pretend to be forced.

 Chapter 87

    It''s yehenara''s turn. Her focus is strange: "Li Tiezhu, how can you play erhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my old man taught me. He can also play suona, masons and kill pigs..."


    "All right, all right! I mean, don''t you use the demo composition made by the composer app? Why don''t you use the erhu in it? Do you think the string music in it is not natural enough?"


    "No, the erhu music material is too expensive. I happen to be able to save it?"


    Ye henara frowned: "er... You earn hundreds of thousands of people for a song. Do you care about that? Moreover, you don''t play well yourself. Your erhu is only an entry level..."


    Han Hong said, "he is used to saving money, and so far he has donated 800000 yuan to the Hong fund."


    The audience gave a collective applause, and the barrage was also a piece of praise.


    Yehenara had to skip this section and said, "don''t mind if I say this. I just point out the shortcomings. You are really good at writing songs, but you are very general in composition and soundtrack, your singing skills are also short, and your taste in music lacks some advanced sense. Come to my group and my team will help you solve it. Professional composition teachers will arrange music for you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I like making music myself."


    Yehenara: "


    Chen Yisen collapsed on the chair with a smile. What did the aunt think? Don''t you know how to arrange music?


    A pure singer!


    Li Tiezhu''s arrangement level is very high. It''s just an electronic composition. It''s absolutely perfect to go to the recording studio.


    Yehenara: "it''s a good thing to arrange your own music. I support you to arrange your own music. I mean, in my group, you can let professional teachers teach you how to arrange music, isn''t it good?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "very good, thank you, teacher."


    Yes, yes, but no matter how good it is, can I have the original version in my system? Moreover, it seems that Wang leather pants know more about music than she does.


    Yehenara didn''t forget to mend the knife at last: "listen to my sister. Wang Feng, he''s just ordinary when he''s out of the rock circle, and his limitations are too great. Mr. Ethan... You can see from his hairstyle. It''s easy to learn bad when you go to him."


    Chen Yisen: "I''ll shave my head next program!"


    Wang Feng: "brother, do you spell it like this? Where is the dignity of the mentor?"


    Chen Yisen: "if you don''t wear leather pants in the future, Li Tiezhu will choose you. Will you do it?"


    Wang Feng: "you can wear a skirt."


    Yehenara: "


    Shaohua smiled and said, "OK, mentor Wang Feng, please respect yourself and don''t bring strange personal hobbies into the program. Li Tiezhu, do you know who is the first mentor to turn around?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know."


    Chen Yisen, who was excited to speak, looked broken.


    Shaohua said, "now, let''s invite the first teacher who turned around to speak. He turned around in the tenth second when the music sounded. Li Tiezhu didn''t start singing at that time."


    Ethan stood up from his seat, smiled and pointed to Li Tiezhu with both hands. Then, he raised his hands to worship again. Then, his right index finger and middle finger bent against the table and knelt down.


    Finally, Ethan sat down.


    The audience laughed.


    Shaohua also smiled: "it''s a wonderful comment. Thank you, tutor Ethan. So, what does tutor Ethan want to say in the robbing part?"


    Li Tiezhu was dull. How could he be wonderful without saying a word?


    Ethan smiled, his eyes turned, jumped down from the tutor''s seat, and then ran all the way... Into the backstage of the studio.


    Shaohua was stunned: "what''s the situation? Let you rob people, not flash!"


    Is the program still recorded?


    The audience is even more noisy. What else will Chen Ethan do? Eh? Why do I say again?


    I''m used to it. Chen Yisen has always been neurotic.


    Barrage:


    "What''s the matter? The tutor ran away after watching a program?"


    "Did Ethan have diarrhea?"


    "Remember to bring paper!"


    "I have a bad feeling."


    Wang Feng said, "he abstained in the process of robbing people. Just choose between us. After the election, he came back."


    Shaohua said, "I''m afraid I''ll choose. Ethan came back and killed me. Let''s wait for him!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you want to enter an advertisement?"


    Shaohua: "what kind of advertisement? We broadcast the finals live, and there was no advertisement in the whole process."


    Li Tiezhu: "then broadcast my VCR. You''re still a senior host. All the program links have been lost. You start to comment on the tutor before you play the VCR."


    Shaohua: "I... I expected to be hated by you. Let''s play the VCR."


    The VCR is one minute long and has little content. It is a simple introduction to players, but Li Tiezhu''s is special.


    His tin house, the garlic sprouts he planted in the open space behind the house, the clothes he received from the Hong foundation, the simple score of cool and cool created by him in his homework book, and his ugly final examination report card.


    He and the old man worked together to cook and entertain the program group. After recording the VCR, he carried the cement for two hours, otherwise he didn''t feel full.


    His old man stuffed Li Tiezhu with a sack of bacon sausage for fear that his son would starve to death, and tried to "bribe" the program group.


    The audience watched with great laughter.


    But here is a bug!


    The bullet screen brushed the screen again, and the soul of the audience tortured:


    "Li Tiezhu, where''s your cat?"


    Fortunately, Shaohua couldn''t see the subtitles and didn''t ask Li Tiezhu. Instead, Shaohua began to ask Li Tiezhu about his life on the construction site, chatting and waiting for Ethan.


    At this time, the program team found that the answer was backstage, and Hong Bo motioned to cut the camera.


    Zhao Liya and Zhou Yiran sat together, holding the tablet to watch the live broadcast.


    Zhou Yiran said, "yes! Why didn''t you see Li Tiezhu''s cat?"


    "Poof..."


    Zhao Liya trembled with laughter.


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Ha ha... Cough! It''s normal not to see his cat. It''s strange to see it."


    Zhou Yiran wondered, "what do you mean? Liya, you''ve seen his cat."


    Zhao Liya: "his cat is wild! He wanders around all day. He usually doesn''t have a home. He only comes back to rub him when he wants Li Tiezhu. The cat often comes back wet to drill Li Tiezhu''s quilt when it rains in the middle of the night. Li Tiezhu''s cat is different from ordinary people. He doesn''t even need to feed. The cat can feed himself."


    Zhou Yiran suddenly realized: "Oh! That''s right. Li Tiezhu''s cat raising is a rural method. Persian cats can be raised with such good hunting skills?"


    Zhao Liya: "it''s more than biting!"


    ¡­¡­


    Lengba, who was eating grapes in a hotel in Guangdong, was so angry that her teeth itched. Rabbit smash, you don''t talk about martial virtue! The cats admit defeat, and you whip the corpse?


    Also, who drilled Li Tiezhu''s quilt in the middle of the night? We always sleep separately.


    This is a rumor!


    I''ll tell you.


    Then lengba asked sister MI, who was watching the script of the new play: "sister, do you know where there are cats in the East China Sea? Not the very expensive one, just the ordinary one."


    ¡­¡­


    The program team cut the live camera back to the stage because Mr. Ethan came back.


    Is that Mr. Ethan?


    Right?


    Chen Yisen trotted back to the studio with a round inch like Li Tiezhu.


    (thanks for the 1000 points reward from book friend Mai haoai!)

 Chapter 88

    The audience kept shouting, and the famous Shaohua was too surprised to say, and the three tutors were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu''s facial blindness attack: who is this man?


    The barrage knows the expert:


    "I''ll give 100 points for this operation."


    "Ethan''s brain circuit is gone. He ran to shave his head halfway through the recording."


    "I''m determined."


    "Li Tiezhu is afraid not to choose him."


    "Who have I ever been afraid of?"


    "Li Tiezhu, don''t say you shave your head. He doesn''t blink even if you cut your head."


    Wang Feng''s leather pants are about to crack: "play so big?"


    Han Hong: "this method of robbing people is better than a thousand words. High!"


    Yehenara: "Ethan, it''s desperate! What if you fight so hard and he doesn''t choose you in the end?"


    Sitting in the tutor''s seat, Chen Yisen smiled and said: "this is my speech! Tutor Wang Feng, do you want to change a skirt backstage? Tutor yehenara, don''t put pressure on Li Tiezhu. He is free to choose who he chooses. I''m just showing my sincerity, that''s all."


    Shaohua finally pushed down the program and said, "we all see Mr. Ethan''s sincerity. Next, Li Tiezhu, please speak out your choice."


    Wang Feng leaned forward and looked nervous.


    Yehenara frowned slightly, put her hands on her chest, and pointed to herself quietly.


    Ethan smiled.


    Li Tiezhu said, "this link really doesn''t enter advertising?"


    The originally nervous audience immediately laughed. Yes, it''s serious, brother.


    The tutors also laughed bitterly, destroying the atmosphere!


    Shaohua: "Hey! There are no advertisements. Thirty contestants are selected blindly. How can you have time to put advertisements? And the director says you have seriously overtime..."


    Li Tiezhu: "mentor Ethan."


    Shaohua: "congratulations to mentor Ethan!"


    Chen Yisen instantly bounced up from the tutor''s seat, and then began to twist his waist, swing his hips and dance a hot dance.


    Wang Feng smiled bitterly and shook his head.


    Yehenara: "why? What is he better than me? Just because he shaved his head?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not because of shaving. It''s because of the edge of the eye! I thought his instant noodles hairstyle was very kind and good-looking from the beginning."


    Chen Yisen''s dance froze in an instant.


    The other three teachers laughed back and forth. This reason is acceptable and absolutely acceptable.


    Chen Yisen: "why don''t you stop me when I shave my head?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t know. Besides, your hairline is so high that it doesn''t look good to shave your head."


    Chen Yisen: "


    Then, under the guidance of Shaohua, Li Tiezhu hugged mentor Chen Yisen, and had a brief exchange with three other mentors, ready to exit.


    Chen Yisen said, "wait! What was the name of that song just now?"


    After talking for so long, they didn''t know the name of the subversive national style song.


    "East wind breaking."


    Holding the erhu, Li Tiezhu left the stage with warm applause from the audience. When he came to the backstage, he was strongly praised by several players with good relations.


    The game continued.


    Famous players such as Xiao Zhen, Luo Feiyan, Justin and CAI Xukun were also selected.


    Zhao Liya''s song "rumengling" is also euphemistic and beautiful, and was successfully selected into Han Hong''s teacher team. However, because of Li Tiezhu''s "east wind breaking" Zhuyu in front, this song is not too amazing.


    At the end of the program, each tutor chose five people and left one place for each.


    Then, Mr. Hong Bo reappeared in the Jianghu.


    In the face of ten undetermined contestants, Hong Bo used his unique "stop talking and stop" method to hold the program for 20 minutes before announcing all the last four places.


    Han Hong: Zhou Qian, Zhao Liya, Yunyang, Liu Xiaoxiao, Zheng Yilong, coco


    Wang Feng: Luo Feiyan, Xiao Zhen, Lin Xiao, Xu Nuo, Chen Zilan, Watanabe Xizi


    Ye henara: Cai Xukun, Zhang Chaochen, Zhou Yiran, Li Xuer, Zhuang Qi, Xiao Yu


    Chen Yisen: Justin, Li Tiezhu, Yi Xiaomao, Xi Menghan, Wang Chu, Lin Kai


    The game is officially over.


    At 11:00, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao returned to their apartment and found:


    There is an extra cat at home.


    Pure white kitten, six or seven months old, is a less pure Persian cat. It is also equipped with exquisite cat basin, crystal cat litter, black cat collar given by Zhao Liya, and cat nest on the second floor.


    The little Persian cat explodes its hair all the way. Whoever comes near it will show his teeth and have fierce milk.


    Cat said on wechat that she asked her assistant to buy and send it.


    Li Tiezhu knew that when the game played VCR, countless viewers were asking where Li Tiezhu''s cat was. The cat is still considerate. You can''t help with this. Keep it.


    When Qin Tao saw the cat, the whole person was not good. Your master and slave are so rigorous. The details of anti reconnaissance are really enough


    Cat keeper: "cat, give the cat a name."


    The captive cat: "my name is Xiao Jiu. I play a role in Sansheng."


    Cat keeper: "just make the cat happy."


    "Today''s song" the east wind breaks "is really. Sister MI and I are stunned. My master Sego! I really want to go to the scene to see your game. Unfortunately, after the roadshow, I have to go to Hengdian tomorrow. I''m so tired..."


    "Drink more hot water."


    "You smashed the stewed motherwort and pig''s feet soup for the rabbit, but let me drink more hot water? Who was raised by you?"


    "How do you know? The program team cut it off."


    "If you want people to know, don''t do it unless you yourself! The cat is really angry."


    "Have you been there, too? How long?"


    "Last night."


    "You''re going to Hengdian tomorrow, aren''t you? I''ll bring you soup."


    "Really? What are you doing here?"


    "Work."


    "Well, the cat is waiting for you."


    "Transfer 0.5 yuan, remarks: cat money, cat have a good rest."


    "Meow ~"


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    In the evening, while cooking soup, Li Tiezhu domesticated the little Persian cat with a ham sausage, but as soon as Li Tiezhu left it, he shouted and was afraid in the strange environment. Finally, Li Tiezhu had to put the frightened kitten in his bed to sleep.


    This night, the live version of "Dongfeng break" swept all major music platforms.


    Penguin music new song list first, almost instantly to the top.


    Tiktok hot song second.


    The net suppresses the cloud third.


    Kugou fifth.


    The QianDu, penguin and Weibo hot search, "Dongfeng break" all ranked in the top five, and they were in the limelight for a time.


    Well known music critics praised one after another. Some wrote music reviews overnight, almost all of which were praises.


    A song of "east wind breaking" shocked the music world!


    The most exaggerated thing is that Mr. Zhou, who heard the song after playing the game, tweeted praise all night:


    "Oh, that''s good! This is the direction I''ve studied for a long time. I just want to write songs like Dongfeng break, but I''m wasted by the game! Li Tiezhu is good! Chinese songs are the best! If Li Tiezhu keeps writing at this level, his achievements will be no less than Lin Jiangnan and me! We are witnessing the rise of a superstar! @ Lin Jiangnan"


    Lin Jiangnan Weibo:


    "In the middle of the night @ I thought you were going to return my sunglasses. However, this song is really powerful. After listening to Li Tiezhu''s" east wind breaking ", I suddenly got an inspiration and was writing a song, tentatively named" circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle. "


    Jay Chou replied, "how do you mean to let me return your sunglasses when you steal my new car? I also stay up late to write songs. New national style, I have figured out the name chrysanthemum residue."


    Here are a bunch of reply @ Jay Chou sticks:


    "I suspect you''re driving!"


    "Drive a new car?"


    "So, Lin Jiangnan drove Dong Zhou''s new car? Wow, it''s indescribable..."


    "Your circle is really messy!"


    "This is really the car to lure children''s garden."

 Chapter 89

    The next morning, Li Tiezhu was licked up by Xiao Jiu. After feeding the cat, he told Qin Tao to take good care of Xiao Jiu, and then set off for Hengdian.


    Xiao Jiu screamed heartrending and miserable. It was more painful than that one.


    Today is the day to make an appointment with the crew of the Three Kingdoms. Li Tiezhu is inexplicably a little nervous and excited. I don''t know what role the director arranged, general? minister? Celebrities?


    Li Tiezhu most wants to play Zhao Zilong in Shijiazhuang.


    Of course, it''s impossible.


    He has less than three days and is destined to be a guest actor. He will go to the training base again on Wednesday.


    He was not allowed to get on the plane, so Li Tiezhu had to take the train. On the train, Li Tiezhu arranged the song for the rolling Yangtze River flowing east. After the song was sold to the crew of the Three Kingdoms, Li Tiezhu didn''t care.


    Originally, the crew went to find someone to arrange the music by themselves. After making it up, they went to find Li Tiezhu to record the song.


    But after Li Tiezhu got the arrangement ability, he still couldn''t bear to "spoil" this masterpiece and planned to copy the immortal arrangement in his mind.


    When I came to Hengdian, it was already 1:30 p.m.


    Li Tiezhu came to the crew of beautiful Huizhen with a canvas bag and a insulated food box, and was stopped. So he had to squat outside the door and wait for the cat to pick him up.


    Then, a dozen group performers squatted over.


    "Brother, this crew is going to recruit a group to play? Where did you get the news?"


    "Ah? I''m waiting here."


    "Liar! It must be waiting for actors. Maybe there are lines."


    "Want to eat alone?"


    "The young man is not authentic. Everyone is Heng Piao. We should help each other."


    "I really don''t have any news. I''m waiting for my cat... My friend. She''s the star of the TV play."


    "Starring? Do you still know big stars?"


    "What''s the matter with me?"


    "You come and bring your own lunch? The crew has boxed lunch."


    "I guess I want to pack up and call back for dinner."


    "Brother, it''s wonderful. I didn''t expect it."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, why did he surround more than 20 people?


    Do I look like a group show?


    Like!


    Li Tiezhu is not handsome and more attractive, but he has fewer characteristics that are easy to remember. In addition, these group performers basically don''t watch the program, so it''s normal that he hasn''t been recognized.


    After a while, the cat trotted out wearing a mask. Looking around, he couldn''t find Li Tiezhu. Instead, he was embarrassed to be surrounded by groups of performers.


    "Is it a star?"


    "Lengba! Teacher lengba."


    "How beautiful!"


    "Can the teacher sign for me?"


    "I want it too."


    Li Tiezhu lined up the crowd and walked in: "what''s the name? People work so hard all day. How can I sign for you? Shall I sign for you?"


    Moreover, my cat was injured and bleeding.


    The crowd was upset and began to clamor:


    "What''s none of your business? Teacher lengba didn''t say anything."


    "Yes, who are you? You sign."


    "You''re a bad boy."


    Lengba''s eyes brightened, took Li Tiezhu and ran away, saying to the group performance, "I''m sorry! I''m really busy today, next time. Sorry!"


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    The group performers are confused, so is that really a friend of a big star? It made us wait here for a long time. We thought it was a group show!


    Why didn''t you say it earlier? This guy is a real dog!


    ¡­¡­


    "Why is it here now?"


    "I came by train and changed trains twice."


    "How fast it is to fly. Can you save money blindly? It''s rustic."


    "No, I have soup with me. I can''t get on the plane."


    "You..."


    Lengba suddenly concluded, glanced at Li Tiezhu, and a faint smile was aroused from the corners of her mouth.


    Li Tiezhu raised the food box in his hand: "red jujube peanut beef bone soup, with motherwort, replenishing qi and blood."


    Lengba turned her back and looked a little proud: "hum, I''ll enjoy a drink."


    The two went to a small room one before and one after another. This is the lounge. Lengba is talking to the actor after dinner. In the afternoon, there is a play against them.


    The man is still confused. He sits on the sofa reading the script. What''s the matter? A few minutes ago, lengba glanced at her mobile phone, left the script and ran away in a panic. She didn''t say hello, leaving him here alone.


    When lengba came in with a boy dressed in an old-fashioned way, the man was stunned again, but the director said not to bring outsiders into the crew.


    Lengba asked Li Tiezhu to sit on his sofa, and then moved a folding stool. He remembered that there were others in the room. He smiled awkwardly and said:


    "Excuse me! Let me introduce you. This is Sheng Lun, the first man in the play. This is my friend Li Tiezhu."


    "Hello!"


    Li Tiezhu said hello respectfully.


    "Hello."


    The man frowned slightly and introduced me first? It seems that in the actress''s heart, the gap between us is very obvious!


    What''s this guy from?


    Li Tiezhu opened the food box, filled a bowl of warm soup and put it in front of him. Then he got up, pulled lengba and sat on the sofa. Li Tiezhu sat on a small folding stool:


    "Try and see if it''s cold. If it''s cold, try to heat it up."


    Leng Ba gave a sound, lifted his hair and began to drink soup: "it''s delicious, warm."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s good. I''m going to the crew of the Three Kingdoms later. It''s a little far from here. You should have enough to drink in the evening."


    Lengba: "uh huh, come on! Play well!"


    Sheng Lun was hung aside and couldn''t help muttering that this guy is also an actor? No, I shouldn''t be famous. He is very close to lengba. This woman is not easy to deal with. She is cold outside the play.


    All right, just don''t delay the script, and her soup is almost finished.


    After drinking a small bowl of soup, lengba suddenly said, "did you eat on the train?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, how expensive the food on the train is."


    "That''s no food? You let the cat, what can I say about you? I''ll see if there''s any boxed lunch. There should be... You wait for me here."


    Lengba ran away again, jumping with joy.


    Sheng Lun: "


    The relationship is not quite right. The woman''s state is too excited and she jumps when she walks. Sheng Lun has a good relationship with Wang Shao. He remembers that Wang Shao was chasing lengba. He was thrown off his face. He called Sheng Lun lengba two days ago.


    "Are you an actor, too?"


    Sheng Lun asked.


    "Ah?" Li Tiezhu was stunned. "No, I''m not an actor."


    Sheng Lun: "what do you say about acting in the Three Kingdoms crew?"


    "Gao Xixi asked me to go. Let''s play a dragon suit. He didn''t tell me what to play on the phone. He didn''t know until he went."


    "Are you familiar with director Gao?"


    "Not familiar."


    "Then you call him."


    "No, he called me."


    "Ha?"


    "Someone leaked my mobile phone number to him. At first, I thought it was a fraud call."


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    good heavens! I''m a good guy!


    Old Versailles!


    Sheng Lun was almost suffered from myocardial infarction. Lengba went to get you food in person. It''s not enough for you to fart. Gao Xixi wanted to call and invite you to guest play?


    At this time, lengba came back, opened the lunch box, opened the chopsticks, squatted and picked out the coriander in the beef rice one by one, and then handed it to Li Tiezhu. Her face was full of guilt:


    "Sorry, there''s only beef rice left."


    Li Tiezhu wolfed down: "well, it''s all right. I just don''t like coriander. I won''t die after eating it."


    Sheng Lun''s eyes smoke. This dog food is poisonous!

 Chapter 90

    While Li Tiezhu was eating, Sheng Lun searched with his mobile phone and finally knew who Li Tiezhu was. He didn''t watch super good voice. I heard that he is very popular now and has entered the finals.


    No wonder lengba, who has been a mentor, is so close that it''s strange not to be in the finals.


    As soon as Li Tiezhu finished his meal, lengba handed over half a bottle of mineral water.


    Sheng Lun didn''t dare to look straight at him and bowed his head to pretend to read the script.


    "Go, you drink more soup."


    "OK. Remember to buy cat food. I mean... Real cat food for Xiao Jiu."


    "I see."


    Li Tiezhu left without looking back. The crew of the Three Kingdoms was in a hurry, not because he ran a dragon suit, but because he lacked the opening song.


    Sheng Lun: "lengba, it''s getting late. Let''s play the play again..."


    Oh, my God!


    Lengba holds her mobile phone and sends a voice: "I just forgot to tell you that I want to buy kitten cat food. Xiao Jiu is only half a year old. Adult cat food can''t bite. It''s best to soak milk and feed it."


    Sheng lunfo, cat food is also very toxic!


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    "Have you studied martial arts?"


    "Yes."


    "That''s good. How are you doing? I''ll arrange a role for you."


    "It''s not that I''m not modest. I should be very powerful!"


    At four o''clock in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu met Gao Xixi. The recognition of marinated egg head was quite high. Li Tiezhu could recognize him at a glance. Then, Gao Xixi looked around Li Tiezhu like an animal and began to ask enthusiastically.


    "Who did you learn from?"


    "Brother long and brother Jie."


    "Kung Fu King, Cheng Dalong and Li Xiaojie?"


    "Ang!"


    "Where did they... Teach you?"


    "On TV, I learned a little Wu Jing from primary school. It''s not systematic enough. But I can still fight very well. I fight the most in our village. There is a lot of competition on the construction site. I can only fight about three..."


    "Er... Tiezhu, I''m talking about performing martial arts, not fighting. I haven''t learned it?"


    "I can flip back."


    "Forget it, can you ride a horse? This one is Changbanpo. There are many circus."


    "I''ve ridden cattle, mules and pigs. But I can nail horseshoes. My second uncle keeps horses and mules."


    Compound talents!


    Gao Xixi touched his marinated egg head and sighed: "if I make a comedy in the next play, I will find you to play an important role."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "director, am I so excellent?"


    Gao Xixi: "


    Soon, Li Tiezhu''s role was determined. He was a gunman. He didn''t play much. He mainly stabbed Zhao Yun with a gun with his companions, then was stabbed to death by Zhao Yun and kicked away.


    Even, there is a line: "Er ah!"


    On the battlefield, Li Tiezhu and a group of gunmen changed into costumes with a bad smell and received a long gun with exquisite workmanship. Li Tiezhu curiously broke the gun head.


    Pop!


    It''s broken.


    It''s made of plastic. It''s not strong.


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand to the man who sent the props and shouted, "leader, your gun is broken."


    The props teacher was about to get angry. At first, director Gao personally installed a star to "experience life", so he had to bear it forcibly. After all, he was the big man who wrote the theme song for the play and couldn''t afford it.


    The props teacher handed him another one: "don''t break it this time! More than 80 yuan a piece."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "Oh, so expensive? The quality is still so poor."


    Props teacher: "


    Then, a dozen gunmen and Nie Yao, who played Zhao Yun, came to the shooting site and listened to the action guide teacher Lin Feng. Lin Feng''s play is beautifully designed and difficult to perform. He is very attentive:


    "You should move neatly later..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Nie Yao in white robe and silver armor and couldn''t help but squeeze over to express his envy: "Wow! You''re so handsome, just like Zhao Yun''s hair in my imagination. But the white horse you ride is not white enough. I think Zhao Yun should ride a white horse, just like Tang monk."


    Nie Yao couldn''t help laughing. Do you dare to talk a little about Lin Feng''s play? Haven''t you been beaten by old Lin?


    Lin Feng was really angry: "Li Tiezhu, listen to me."


    "OK."


    Li Tiezhu had a sincere attitude in the middle stage, and then quietly Mimi said to Nie Yao, "take a picture with me after the performance?"


    Nie Yao: "poof..."


    Lin Feng: "


    It was not easy for Lin Feng to finish the play, which only lasted more than ten seconds, personally demonstrated several key actions, and lined up several walks and actions before notifying the director that he could start shooting.


    The first scene begins.


    Just three seconds.


    "Card!"


    Gao Xi scratched his head, unable to laugh or cry.


    Nie Yao on the other side was already squatting on the ground with a smile, and his tears burst out.


    Lin Feng had a black face and fierce eyes.


    Li Tiezhu said to the director, "the quality of ah Dou is not good either!"


    Yes, Li Tiezhu''s first move was to blow Liu Chan''s head.


    Put your head on and continue with scene two.


    This time Nie Yao smoothly wielded the long guns of the gunmen and killed three gunmen with one sword. His actions were natural, handsome and heroic.


    Li Tiezhu, who was behind Zhao Yun, saw the opportunity and stabbed it out, and went straight to Zhao Zilong''s door.


    "Ouch ho ~"


    Nie Yao bounced up and his body trembled in the air. The blow was not heavy, but sensitive. It''s not very lethal, but it''s very insulting! Nie Yao jumped up subconsciously. After landing, he stumbled a little and looked back with horror.


    Four eyes are opposite.


    Confirmed that the eyes were stabbed and stabbed.


    I saw Li Tiezhu still keep the action of shooting, with an innocent face: "your flaw is too big, I can''t help but..."


    Nie Yao, who was originally a little angry, was stunned for a second and burst out laughing: "box box box box box box box box box... Your uncle..."


    Finally, Nie Yao stopped laughing.


    Li Tiezhu apologized: "does it hurt?"


    Nie Yao: "I... box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box


    You''re asking something wrong.


    Gao Xixi smiled on the chair so that his marinated egg head reflected light. He unscrewed the mineral water and screwed it on again for fear of choking.


    Lin Feng, the action director, has a desire to die. If this is the previous Xiangjiang film world, he vowed to kill Li Tiezhu on the spot.


    The third time, the fourth time... The nineteenth time.


    "Card!"


    Gao Xixi wiped the sweat on his forehead. The play finally passed. It was not easy.


    What have I been through?


    Li Tiezhu poked off Zhao Yun''s helmet. Li Tiezhu took the gun upside down. Li Tiezhu moved slowly. When others shot out, he ha followed up. Li Tiezhu slipped at his feet, fell and knocked down another gunman, and then saw him fight with a carp


    Lin Feng is going to look for a knife.


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu took Nie Yao for a group photo and made various fighting moves for others to shoot them.


    Next, Li Tiezhu also has two scenes, one is that Zhongjian is kicked, and the other is to fly out and knock down a row of gunmen.


    This time, Li Tiezhu didn''t hold back. He told Nie Yao in advance that he was really kicking hard. Li Tiezhu didn''t even play, and flew out with a "Er ah" sound. The last scene is more simple. It''s finished when you tie the pressure and pull it out.


    On the first day of Li Tiezhu''s play, the scene stopped because... It was dark.


    Gao Xixi and his team moved to another venue to shoot the night attack on the city. Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao had boxed lunch and baked potatoes on the roadside. Tonight, the actors and staff live in a temporary plank house in the field and continue to shoot Changbanpo tomorrow morning.


    The potato tiktok was not ripe yet, and Nie Yao laughed again. "Box, box...... Li Tiezhu, your uncle, Lao Tzu brushes himself on the jitter."


    (thanks Timo must die 1, 6500 bonus points in total, thanks!!! I''ll add more to you after you get on the shelf)

 Chapter 91

    Some people had made the play of Li Tiezhu''s play today, but the last paragraph was Nie Yao''s surprise attack on Li Tiezhu''s door. Especially, he asked tiktok.


    Li Tiezhu!


    The speed in the comment area was quite fast. Nie Yao was angry and laughed. He didn''t know what to say.


    "If boss Cao has a Li Tiezhu, she won''t let sister Yun run away."


    "Li Tiezhu can let Zhao Yun blossom on the spot and die in Changbanpo."


    "What flower?"


    "Nie Yao, does it still hurt?"


    "Serious brother, you poke accurately enough. To be honest, have you practiced?"


    "Enhanced Millennium kill!!"


    "It''s said that Nie Yao''s Zhao Yun is really handsome! He supports this edition of the Three Kingdoms."


    "There''s a saying. Li Tiezhu''s shooting is good."


    Even if Nie Yao was a little upset, he couldn''t help it.


    He tiktok tiktok knew that the video could be sent to the group to connive. Even the video was probably taken by the staff.


    Because "Three Kingdoms" will be broadcast this weekend.


    Domestic dramas began to learn from American dramas in the past two years, shooting and broadcasting.


    "Three Kingdoms" is the same. It is expected that it will take about ten months to broadcast all the episodes twice a week. It''s scheduled to play at 10 p.m. every Saturday, just after super good sound.


    In addition, five TV stations and two video apps broadcast at the same time.


    This is also the reason why Li Tiezhu was dragged to the crew by Gao Xixi even in the critical period of the game. Gao Xixi couldn''t leave, so he had to call Li Tiezhu to discuss the final arrangement, and then immediately rushed back to the East China Sea to record the song.


    The first ten episodes of "Three Kingdoms" have been finished, and the title is also done according to "rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River", so it''s almost finished.


    Li Tiezhu opened his mobile phone, and tiktok exploded, and received thousands of @.


    "Distant brother, give me a tiktok. I''ll shake your voice to help you!"


    "Is there no traffic on your mobile phone? Come on, sweep it. Is it connected?"


    "Connected, I save traffic."


    "You..."


    Li Tiezhu forwarded and replied to the video: "his martial arts is not as good as mine. According to the traditional Kung Fu point, he has lost. In short, thank brother Yao for his guidance for the first time."


    Who guides who?


    Nie Yao stared: "why did you forward it? Didn''t you help me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "up the powder, you also forward it. It''s definitely up the powder. I have experience to help you up the powder."


    Nie Yao: "I don''t need it."


    Although what''s wrong with fans, tiktok is basically impossible.


    But what if?


    Li Tiezhu continues to brush his mobile phone after sending it. Anyway, there is traffic.


    As a victim, Nie Yao certainly won''t forward it and continues to bake potatoes and brush his mobile phone.


    If director Gao hadn''t "entrusted" Li Tiezhu to him, Nie Yao designated to play cards with other stars. As a result, Li Tiezhu didn''t have enough food and had to roast potatoes.


    Then Li Tiezhu brushes the cat. Recently, as long as he tiktok, the first ten must be her.


    This video is very unfriendly.


    On the top, the eye-catching red video title: the popular actress was humiliated by the newcomers.


    In the middle is the video content: Zhao Liya in the western division forced lengba to learn cat barking, wore a cat collar for lengba, sang and learned cat barking, and finally left lengba with a cat collar embarrassed alone.


    The following lines of subtitles: This is beyond the scope of program interaction. Zhao Liya regards herself as having a deep background and openly humiliates lengba on the program. As a mentor, the latter tolerates it for the overall situation of the program.


    At the end of the video, big red characters are printed: Zhao Liya humiliates lengba with "cat", which is suspected to imply that lengba beix is raised.


    This x is very essence.


    What''s the tiktok of Zhao Liya and cold Ba, who have been torn off by the fans for a week?


    Originally, the limelight has gradually subsided. Who ever wanted to suddenly make this video popular, and the fans of both sides fought again.


    There are more melon eaters below @ Wang Dashao. I heard that he is pursuing lengba. Has it been adopted successfully? Others diss Wang Dashao, except for the high level of reincarnation, others are slag.


    This video can fire, which is the last guess.


    Li Tiezhu blushed at the video. These people''s idle eggs hurt. Just make rumors... Are you right? Terrible!


    X raise? Domestication?


    Soon, tiktok, who was preparing to sleep, updated a video clip on the voice account.


    Liya and I have known each other for many years. We have a good relationship and often joke with each other. Please do not speculate or spread rumors maliciously. Otherwise, I will defend my reputation with the law@ Hot pot should be eaten standing


    The video content is three fairly clear old photos. Eight years ago, lengba, 16, and Zhao Liya, 8, ate mutton kebabs in Dihua street.


    It means that we have been good sisters for many years. There is no contradiction, so there is nothing to raise X.


    After sending the video, lengba scolded secretly. These guys have nothing to do. Don''t mess with the rabbit, OK? Scared, scared. Fortunately, her parents and rabbit smash are musicians. They have met before. They are good sisters.


    Don''t tear down the platform when the rabbit hits you! The cat surrendered!


    Cold basher shivered.


    Humble!


    Who''s with you, sister? Zhao Liya held her mobile phone and laughed proudly. The cat hit me and asked you to show your teeth to me, and then reply soon.


    Hot pot is about to stand and eat: "sister lengba still keeps a picture? Send it to me. Ah! I miss the mutton kebab in Xijiang. The one opposite your house is very delicious."


    "Hoo!"


    Lengba looked at the reply and collapsed on the bed. The rabbit finally became a man.


    Now it''s a truce.


    The storm was finally eliminated under the tacit cooperation of cat and rabbit. The fans of both sides finally shook hands and made peace, and the people eating melons dispersed.


    But Wang Shao seems to have eaten rat excrement overnight. Last time he saw Li Tiezhu holding a broken cloth strip at lengba''s house, but when he calmed down, he didn''t believe in raising a cat.


    However, Sheng Lun sent a message today that Li Tiezhu and lengba were too close. Now, there is another video.


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    At one o''clock in the morning, Gao Xixi came back after shooting the night play and brought Qian, the music instructor of the film.


    After meeting each other, Mr. Qian took out his computer and played two versions of the arrangement demo made by the music studio. One version was pure ancient style and the other was a combination of China and the West.


    In the cabin, it was stuffy and the smell of mosquito repellent incense was pungent.


    Qian Lao: "which edition do you like? I personally prefer the first edition, which has the charm of Qin and Han Dynasties."


    Gao Xixi nodded: "good! What do you think of Nie Yao and tie Zhu?"


    Nie Yao gnawed at the baked potato and looked innocent: "me? Is my opinion important?"


    Gao Xixi: "it doesn''t matter, so, Tiezhu, what about you?"


    Nie Yao: "


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "I don''t like it."


    Gao Xixi was stunned. Nie Yao held back his smile and ate melons. Teacher Qian''s expression was very ugly.


    "Don''t be angry with Qian Lao. The arrangement is very professional, but it''s a little stingy. I don''t feel able to support that magnificent era. I also have a version here, which is relatively simple. Let''s make do with it..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu took out his tablet to play the "original".


    Three minutes later, the play is over.


    The little room was silent.

 Chapter 92

    Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu with potatoes in his arms and was stunned. This is the Three Kingdoms! Li Tiezhu is clearly a comedian. How can he make music so much? Delay the Acting!


    Qian Lao smiled bitterly: "I knew I wouldn''t spend the wronged money to compose music."


    Gao Xixi could only shake his head: "it''s settled, Li Tiezhu''s version! It''s amazing. Tomorrow, Lao Qian, you take the demo to the East China Sea and give you three days to record this song with Li Tiezhu."


    Time is tight, but Qian always pats his chest and promises.


    Li Tiezhu: "well... Please reimburse the money for the arrangement. It cost 1052 yuan to buy materials in the composer app. Thank you."


    Old Qian patted his forehead: "I specially asked the studio to arrange music, which cost more than 100000..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Qian Lao with the eyes of a fool, you fetal God!


    Gao Xixi took out his mobile phone and sent Li Tiezhu a wechat red envelope of 2000 yuan. Then he smiled and said, "OK! I''ll give you 2000 yuan. What''s more is your acting pay!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, director Gao. You''re so generous. Brother Yao, please open a hot spot and I''ll get the red envelope."


    "Isn''t your cell phone always connected?"


    Nie Yao was stunned again, brother. What do you think? You''ve been cheated! And you didn''t report the return fee. The ticket money is not enough.


    ¡­¡­


    Early the next morning.


    [Ding! Congratulations! The host has obtained 5 film and television achievement points]


    So few?


    Li Tiezhu said goodbye to director Gao and brother Yao, went to the cat to get back the insulated food box, flew back to the East China Sea and soon returned to the apartment.


    Qin Tao was so excited that tears ran down his eyes. Later, he stopped because his tears hurt his wound. In one day, the cat scratched the goods more than ten times, covering their hands, legs and faces.


    "Isn''t Xiao Jiu very clever? Did you bully him?"


    The kitten shrank in Li Tiezhu''s arms was very docile. He took the time to show his teeth to Qin Tao. Qin Tao couldn''t argue. It was obviously the cat who did it first. I have cats, too, but why is your one so wild?


    These two days, Qian is always busy with the soundtrack, and Li Tiezhu is often called "guidance". How can Li Tiezhu? I have to


    A phone call called Mr. Ethan.


    Chen Yisen''s major is not cover. With his help, after two days of fighting on Monday and Tuesday, he finally finished the soundtrack, leaving only Li Tiezhu''s song recording.


    But... Li Tiezhu is going to the training base on Wednesday.


    Moreover, Li Tiezhu doesn''t always feel right when singing this song. Compared with teacher Yang in that world, he is still dissatisfied.


    Wednesday morning.


    Li Tiezhu took Xiao Jiu to the training base with a cat cage. There was no way. As soon as Li Tiezhu left, he screamed bitterly. This cat is very sticky and not as independent as that one.


    9 o''clock.


    Chen Yisen gathered six members of his group in Li Tiezhu''s training room and opened the key words of this issue sent by the program group.


    "Time."


    The key words of this issue are finally a lot normal. There are many songs that can be sung about time, friendship, love, dreams, memories


    Ethan had a discussion with the students about the selection of songs, and encouraged Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao, the two hard pressed creators, especially Li Tiezhu, who also wanted to record "rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River".


    Everyone dispersed for class at ten o''clock.


    During the lunch break, Li Tiezhu was distressed. He auditioned three songs. They all sounded good, but they didn''t fit very well.


    What should I choose?


    Next door, Yi Xiaomao was on drugs - he had only been in Maotai for more than half an hour and began to sing:


    If one day I become rich


    My first choice is not to travel around the world


    Lying on the biggest and softest sofa in the world


    Eat and wake up. Eat again for a year


    Vulgar!


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but Tucao, Mao Mei was a child who didn''t make complaints about it. Unlike me, if I became rich, I would take it away.


    How happy is that?


    Or in another way, would it not be refreshing to deposit all of them and donate bank interest on a regular basis?


    But I have to say that Yi Xiaomao''s song is written with a sense of thief. Li Tiezhu is a little envious. Well, it''s gray Jill''s envy.


    It''s nice to have talent!


    Unlike me, only the system


    It''s just a song. There''s no creative experience and labor process. It''s not full.


    Please try it again tomorrow.


    There is a newly bought crayfish in the fridge. It''s five kilograms. Go to the whole spicy crayfish.


    Cooking makes me happy.


    Add ginger and garlic in hot oil, stir fry Pidu bean paste, then the spring onion Festival, stir fry a few times, add dry pepper and pepper... Add a small lump of hot pot bottom material and rock sugar, add beer to boil, and finally add crayfish.


    Gudu gudu


    A large pot of spicy crayfish with spicy and delicious flavor rolled in the pot.


    As soon as Chen Yisen entered the door, he choked: "a sneeze! A sneeze... What are you doing? It''s so hot?"


    Xiao Zhen came in: "Ma Xiao, Mr. Ethan, this is spicy crayfish. Can you eat spicy?"


    Ethan: can I have some? Which group are you from


    Xiao Zhen: "Mr. Wang Feng''s group, Li Tiezhu and I are good friends! I smell the fragrance downstairs. I guess he''s cooking and mixing some crayfish. Hey hey!"


    Then, Zhao Liya came in helplessly: "Hello, Mr. Ethan. Tiezhu, Mr. Han Hong said to let you group a kilo for us."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Why does everyone know I''m cooking crayfish?"


    Zhao Liya: "across the two floors, Mr. Han Hong smelled it. We all smelled it. Maybe the range hood can''t work."


    Li Tiezhu: "Shh! This is the name merchant. Don''t tell the truth. XX integrated stove is not afraid to fry 100 peppers. Choke, cough, cough... Dogs force the name merchant! Grass! Cough..."


    Xiao Jiu jumped out of the cat cage to protest: "meow ~"


    Xiao Zhenchong grabbed the spatula: "brother, go and have a rest. I''ll turn the pot for you... Cough, cough..."


    Ethan has selected good songs for the four contestants. Come and care about the original two difficult households: "Tiezhu, how are you and Xiao Mao''s songs?"


    Li Tiezhu: "listen, he''s singing. I have no inspiration at all. I''ll write it tomorrow."


    A song came from the lounge next door:


    Become rich


    I become rich


    How many people waste their time day and night


    Become rich


    Cough, cough, cough


    "Li Tiezhu, brother! Are you cooking hot pot? I''m choking. My throat is smoking."


    OK, Yi Xiaomao can''t sing anymore. He sneaks out and waits to eat the crayfish.


    On the other side, when Zhao Liya entered the door, she saw the little Persian cat with bared teeth. She was stunned, and then laughed a little wildly.


    Qin Tao couldn''t help laughing and said, "how''s it going? It''s very detailed? It''s called Xiao Jiu."


    Zhao Liya''s expression is even more strange:


    "You also know? Details, quite details! Even the name is... So meticulous. It doesn''t look like Li Tiezhu''s stupid pen. Moreover, the trumpet looks fierce."


    Qin Tao pointed to the claw marks on his face: "fierce! Fierce!"


    Zhao Liya sympathized with the fat man for a second, squatted down, pointed to the kitten who bared her teeth and shouted:


    "Shut up!"


    "Meow... Meow..."


    Xiao Jiu was so frightened that he retracted the cat cage, shivering and whining.


    Qin Tao was so impressed that he was really a woman standing at the top of the food chain. She killed all sizes.

 Chapter 93

    Soon, the spicy crayfish came to the table.


    Several people were eating with all their hands and feet. Zhao Liya pulled out a small plate and planned to pack it when it was cooler. She also peeled it with them.


    Ethan didn''t dare to eat any more after eating two. Yi Xiaomao was so hot that his face was red and he was still fighting. Xiao town was not willing to show weakness. After all, I was an iron friend. How could I lose to Mao Mei?


    The three Xichuan people have the strongest combat effectiveness.


    Ethan drank the water and asked, "iron pillar, is it time to start writing songs tomorrow? If you have any difficulties, remember to find me and I''ll write with you. It''s also learning from you."


    Before Li Tiezhu could speak, Zhao Liya said, "he''s OK! I''ve seen him with my own eyes. He''s fast and comes out in a whiff."


    "Puff! Cough..."


    Yi Xiaomao, Qin Tao and Xiao Zhen were choking with laughter at the same time. The sister drove a little faster.


    Ethan winked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu looked confused.


    I''m just quick. What''s the matter? What''s funny?


    Zhao Liya quickly blushed and explained: "I mean, he can sing directly when he has an inspiration, just like the song" learning cat barking ". It says that writing songs is fast! Not others..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what else is fast?"


    Zhao Liya: "


    Pack up and leave quickly. Zhao Liya is embarrassed to stay.


    Xiao Zhen choked to tears. He was already choked to his windpipe and his voice was hoarse: "cough! I can''t do it. My throat is broken. I can''t rehearse today. My throat hurts. It''s hot."


    Qin Tao, an old racing driver, said, "who did it?"


    Xiao Zhen was stunned: "


    Li Tiezhu: "blame me?"


    "Poof geese..."


    The first one to laugh was Zhao Liya, who was packing. Then, the girl''s cheeks turned red, she ran away with the packing box, and there was a remnant in a row of small steps.


    Several men in the room looked at each other. We haven''t reacted yet


    So smart?


    Girls are amazing!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know what they were laughing at. Was my smile too high? What''s funny?


    When we had almost eaten, several people dispersed.


    Before leaving, Ethan encouraged Li Tiezhu a few more words. It had nothing to do with the game. It was about the theme song of the Three Kingdoms. The recording cycle was too fast.


    Mentor Ethan is weird and good.


    These two days not only gave Li Tiezhu a lot of help in arranging music, but also corrected and improved his singing skills.


    Even tonight, Ethan offered to record a song with Li Tiezhu. He knows that Li Tiezhu''s current strength can''t completely eat and live that song. That song is really too classic. Li Tiezhu''s arrangement is a masterstroke. Such a good work with slight defects is blasphemy.


    Li Tiezhu has a big heart. After everyone left, he took out his tablet and began to chase a play. He has watched a great play since he was a child, but he has never finished it. We can finally catch up with the tablet. The base has free wifi.


    "What I inherit is not strength, but dream!"


    "I will change it! My destiny is up to me."


    "I will guard the world!"


    "Sparkle diga transformation!!!"


    The crayfish looked at Altman, which was exciting. Li Tiezhu felt his scalp numb and blood surging. The crayfish looked like little monsters. Destroy them!


    ¡­¡­


    [Ding! The super training camp is broadcast. Congratulations on the host''s 16 points of variety achievement!]


    Current intelligence: 96 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 0 points.


    Music Achievement: 87 points.


    Variety achievements: 138 points.


    Film and television achievements: 5 points.


    In the recording studio, Li Tiezhu was still fighting. He sang more than a dozen times and felt wrong. He was gradually frustrated. He knew it was his own problem.


    Not just singing, even... Character?


    "Blue mountain? Or milk tea?"


    "Milk tea, thank you."


    "Do you know how long it took me to record a song?"


    "I don''t know."


    "Half a year."


    In the lounge, Chen Yisen with an inch of head was even uglier, but he smiled very kindly. He took a sip of coffee and patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder.


    Li Tiezhu said gratefully, "thank you."


    The initial opening song of "Three Kingdoms" was recorded as early as the beginning of the year, while Li Tiezhu''s "rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River" came too late and had to be made temporarily, so the pressure can be imagined.


    Unlike big fish, Li Tiezhu has a good voice and strong treble. Moreover, the song integrates her confidences to her mother and naturally sings very well. Therefore, although big fish was also made in a hurry, it didn''t encounter this problem at all.


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of milk tea and said, "Mr. Ethan, in fact, an old singer should be invited to sing this song. I''m too selfish."


    Chen Ethan: "after the program, call me Ethan."


    Li Tiezhu: "good teacher Ethan."


    "Indeed, this song is not suitable for you. Let others sing is the best choice. In that case... You will never be a good singer!"


    "What... What do you mean?"


    "Because you are afraid of challenges and dare not break through yourself."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Remember when I told you that I recorded that song for half a year? That song was not suitable for me at all, and even everyone in my team objected to me singing that song. However, I liked that song, so I had to sing it well. Finally, I succeeded! It was one of my most popular songs."


    "I see. I''ll continue recording now."


    "No! You need a break. Let''s talk about something else. I remember you said in the program that coffee is not as good as Banhua''s milk tea. Have you ever been in love?"


    "No! I don''t have puppy love."


    "Then you..."


    "Class flower is my deskmate. She put milk tea on the table to clean the blackboard. I was trained by the class teacher and just returned to the classroom. Qin Tao lied to me that he invited me to drink milk tea. At that time, he also drank lemonade, so I believed it."


    "Really? How much?"


    "One mouthful... Half a cup. I also spit bubbles into it. I was very happy when I drank milk tea for the first time."


    "And then?"


    "Then I gave it back to her. She didn''t want it, so I had to buy her a cup and compensate her. She was very vindictive. Later, she told me about it and often asked me to buy her milk tea and movies on weekends."


    "Oh! Did you invite?"


    "I''m not stupid. How can I invite her?"


    "You... Puff -"


    Chen Yisen laughed happily and spilled his coffee.


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss. Mr. Ethan was really a monster. He laughed out of nowhere. He didn''t look like a normal person at all.


    After Chen Yisen''s adjustment, Li Tiezhu also relaxed a lot. After drinking milk tea, he continued to record songs. The state is still wrong, but Li Tiezhu is not in a hurry.


    Chen Yisen put forward some targeted suggestions according to Li Tiezhu''s voice. Li Tiezhu tried, figured out and optimized one by one.


    At 4:40 a.m., it was already slightly bright.


    The song was finally recorded.


    Li Tiezhu is very satisfied with the final product, which is different from the original, but the quality is also excellent.


    It was all teacher Ethan''s credit, and it had nothing to do with him.


    "Mr. Ethan, let''s go. I''ll treat you to breakfast."


    "Let''s go. If you had been so generous, would you like to drink Banhua''s milk tea?"


    "I invited her. Milk tea is so expensive."


    "This milk tea is not that milk tea. Forget it. In the future, remember to be generous to beautiful girls, you know?"


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu was ignorant. No wonder I invited Zhao Liya to eat nine yuan ice cream, so she and I became friends. I wrote a song to teacher lengba, so she became a cat.


    Girls are so magical!

 Chapter 94

    After sleeping for three hours, Li Tiezhu rushed to the base again. He was in high spirits. When he came home from class in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu began to chase the play again. After recording the song, I was particularly relaxed.


    Watching Altman while rolling the cat, it''s very tear resistant.


    "Cut! Altman!"


    Qin Tao took a bath and looked contemptuous when he passed by.


    Xiao Jiu: "Ouch!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? Can''t you watch Altman when you grow up?"


    Qin Tao smiled deeply: "I don''t think you watch it now. I finished it before I was eight years old. I watched it again last year. Which episode did you see?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    So, most men are still children.


    [Ding! Host behavior triggers special wisdom, and a special song is rewarded. The price is 1 intelligence value. Do you want to buy it?]


    coming!


    Li Tiezhu knew that he could not buy songs casually. What if the system had a discount?


    Can''t you audition for special songs?


    Li Tiezhu frowned. The title of the song fits the key words of this issue, but who knows? After thinking about it carefully, he still clicked buy.


    Upon hearing this, Li Tiezhu was really fragrant.


    ¡­¡­


    On Friday night, the new issue of super training camp was broadcast.


    "Li Tiezhu, you spray people with shit!"


    "Am I wrong? Fat man, you''re definitely stingy. I trust you so much! It''s also a huami tablet. Why don''t I have a stylus in Yi Xiaomao''s? On the contrary, mine is more expensive!"


    "This is a high configuration version! 512g..."


    "Hammer! You want to kill me. I''ll kill you! Cut it!"


    "Come and see which one kills which one! I''m afraid of a hammer!"


    With a pen in her hand, sister Mao cried, "don''t make a noise, don''t make a noise! I don''t use a pen at ordinary times. Give it to you, brother tie Zhu. Don''t make a noise."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you. Bring Xiao Jiu''s cat food."


    Qin Tao: "thanks, Xiao Mao. OK, do you want milk for cat food?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "??"


    Xiao Jiu: "meow!"


    Barrage:


    "Sister Mao has been routine! Serious brother and postpartum brother are really dogs!"


    "Too much! Bullying sister Mao is simple."


    "Li Tiezhu is also bad. Why does he want a stylus?"


    "Kneel!"


    "I took the stylus to make an exercise book on the tablet..."


    "Normal, serious brother, next year''s college entrance examination."


    "The program team won''t let him take his summer homework. How serious brother loves learning? A model of our generation!"


    "The key is that I failed in all subjects with such efforts, poof..."


    "Math 29 points."


    "Li Tiezhu''s learning style, he focuses on participation!"


    "What''s the picture? Don''t you write a song, iron pillar? The game will be held tomorrow!"


    In fact, Li Tiezhu has already written it. The special song is Xiang. This song is good. Shouldn''t it be a big problem to advance to the next round?


    This round, Li Tiezhu''s state was particularly relaxed.


    Even Xiao Jiu was successful. Many members of other groups sneaked in to interact with Xiao Jiu. Of course, Xiao Jiu ignored these flirtatious goods and was fierce.


    Backstage, Hong Bo and Wang zegang have nothing to say but tears.


    What''s going on?


    Why can''t you rob the play after inviting more than 20 professional planners? Is Li Tiezhu poisonous?


    Wang zegang ate snail powder and opened his mouth like spraying dung:


    "Li Tiezhu has always been able to steal the show. It''s not his fault. It''s those so-called idols and stars who can''t let go. They can''t go out to play the planned plot. They don''t have anything to watch. Who can blame? I really think I''m a big star! Look at Xiaozhen..."


    At this time, Xiao town is playing billiards with people. Xiao town is shameless. It''s either scoring a white ball or making balls for others. How cool it is to lose a game and earn five yuan!


    This guy''s sense of variety has soared recently.


    Hong Bo stopped talking and looked strange.


    Wang zegang sighed: "Li Tiezhu is a bug. If you want him not to steal the play, unless he is eliminated, ha!"


    Hong Bo suddenly looks at Wang zegang strangely.


    Wang zegang shivered: "what... What''s going on?"


    Hong Bo was helpless. He covered his nose and said, "yesterday, someone greeted Wang Dashao and said he didn''t want Li Tiezhu to advance. I don''t know whether it was true or not!"


    Wang zegang: "did the dog eat too much shit? Where did Li Tiezhu annoy him?!"


    Hong Bo: "I don''t know what gratitude and resentment, but he is a shareholder of Donghai TV station and one of the sponsors of our program."


    Wang zegang: "so what?"


    Hong Bo said: "I can ignore him. I also support Li Tiezhu''s promotion. But I''m worried that other mentors will be affected and other outside games. You know, our program has the same division and finals. The first three rounds depend on mentors and the last three rounds rely on fans. There is no doubt about the number of fans of Li Tiezhu, but if he can''t reach the last three rounds..."


    Wang zegang: "I''m not the director of super good voice. It''s none of my business. I only know that once Li Tiezhu is eliminated, the audience rating of the program will be halved. Absolutely. You see what you do!"


    Hong Bo''s face was tangled: "..."


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Saturday afternoon.


    Li Tiezhu fiddled with the arrangement of the new song, and Zhao Liya came with the computer in her arms.


    Li Tiezhu was very enthusiastic: "I asked the program team to buy ice cream and put it in the refrigerator. I''ll get it for you."


    This is the authentic Haagen Dazs. The program team is really rich.


    Zhao Liya took the ice cream: "the piano accompaniment is recorded. Open the tablet and I''ll pass it to you."


    Li Tiezhu flattered slightly: "thank you. It''s very kind of you."


    This is the most perfunctory thanks Zhao Liya has ever heard, so she rolled her eyes: "why did you let me record the piano accompaniment for you? That''s why you gave me the piano room? You had a plan."


    After receiving the accompaniment file, Li Tiezhu added it to the tablet and said gratefully, "you think too much, mainly because the piano accompaniment in the app is generated by AI."


    Zhao Liya smiled: "unnatural and unpleasant?"


    OK, this guy also knows that Miss Ben plays the piano well. Appreciation level is good!


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! The main reason is that it''s expensive. You don''t want money. Why didn''t I think of it before? Waste a lot of money and be hasty... What instrument can you play?"


    Zhao Liya: "


    I suddenly feel that the ice cream in my hand doesn''t smell good.


    Sure enough, I think too much.


    In order to accompany Li Tiezhu, she has been hit hard.


    With the foolish idea of "how do you reward me for helping your love beans", she flirted with Wanyun''s mother this morning, and then Wanyun''s mother shot her in the heart and replied:


    "Do you still have the honor? Cherish the opportunity and play well. By the way, record it and send it to me when he sings, and my mother will listen to it in advance."


    No, Carson.


    Zhao Liya stared silently at the old music box on the table and waited for Li Tiezhu to arrange music. After all, she still shoulders a secret mission.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu finished the arrangement and began to audition.


    Zhao Liya opened her cell phone to record. Her eyes lit up. Sure enough, Li Tiezhu was a monster! This song is burning. Finally, although she was extremely reluctant, she could only praise it sincerely:


    "That''s nice. I wrote it in general this time..."


    "Sing and listen."


    "I don''t want to sing. Where did you buy your music box?"


    "It was sent by a friend. It has been broken for many years."


    "Is it broken or dead?"


    "Ah? Is it on the battery? Please help me have a look."


    "Sure enough! I should have thought of it..."

 Chapter 95

    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t it ring by twisting half a turn? I thought it was a winding or mechanism."


    Zhao Liya touched the typesetting engraved under the music box: "it''s not a spring, it''s just a switch and countdown. This music box uses a button battery. Here, you see, there''s a small board on the back. You can remove it by unscrewing the screws. You think it''s broken, so you didn''t open it?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I''m afraid it''s broken."


    "Isn''t it ''bad''?"


    "It looks good."


    "Do you know what type of button battery to buy?"


    "What is a button battery?"


    "Hey! Give it to me. I''ll take it back and buy you a battery to replace it."


    Li Tiezhu hesitated, gave the music box to Zhao Liya, and added, "please be careful."


    Zhao Liya: "what is this music in the music box?"


    "To Alice" is a famous piano song, you know? Oh, yes, you also play the piano. It was played by my friend himself and recorded. Ah! By the way! Since it was recorded, it must be on the battery. Why didn''t I expect... "


    Li Tiezhu is a little square.


    "What''s her name?"


    "Ya Ya."


    The answer was correct. Zhao Liya left with her computer and music box: "come on! You may not be so relaxed tonight. Hold on!"


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    ¡­¡­


    In the evening, in the second round of the finals of "super good voice", the civil war of each team began. This round is very simple. Six people in each group compete. Two people are eliminated and four people are promoted.


    After singing, the contestants will be judged by three tutors other than the tutors of the team, and one of them will be promoted or eliminated.


    After Shaohua introduced the rules of the game, four people took the stage to select the competition sequence. As a result, Wang Feng''s team came first, Han Hong''s team came second, yehenara''s team followed, and finally Chen Yisen''s team.


    Wang Feng, the first to fight, was weak, and there was little suspense about the promotion of the players. Finally, Luo Feiyan, Xiao Zhen, Lin Xiao and Watanabe Xizi were promoted.


    The strength of Han Hong''s team was very strong, and the competition among the players was very fierce. Finally, Xu Nuo and Chen Zilan were eliminated, and Zhou Qian, Zhao Liya, Yunyang and coco were successfully promoted to the next round.


    Zhao Liya''s performance in this round is relatively general. Her singing skills are still very good, but her song is not very brilliant.


    She was dished by yehenara and said that if she couldn''t write a good song, she should sing other people''s songs. Don''t be too blind and confident.


    Zhao Liya fought back on the spot: "I remember this program is called" super good voice ", not" super good song ". When has the quality of songs become the standard of judgment? Isn''t it based on singing and singing? Or can we get better results if we sing a better song with the same singing skill?"


    Yehenara: I mean, there are so many beautiful songs. Why can''t you sing them


    Zhao Liya: "personally, I think it''s a really good voice to sing an ordinary song until it sounds good. I can''t do it yet, but I can learn and make progress. Why do I want to be opportunistic? Avoid challenges?"


    "No problem! The child said well!"


    Han Hong protected the calf on the spot, and the audience applauded.


    First sister in music?


    Other players are afraid of you. I, Zhao Liya, am not used to you. Is your voice still a sister? Still exploring flowers in the fog and looking for the moon in the water? My aunt Mao min hammered you!


    Wang Feng Snickers. Why did you provoke her?


    Can the granddaughter of Zhao Lao, the national treasure level leader and the strongest sprayer in the music world, be a fuel-efficient lamp? You expect her to rake her ears like her father? His father, that''s a genetic mutation.


    Moreover, people do sing well. This group is Zhou Qian better than her.


    Chen Yisen: "good singing! You should communicate with Tiezhu more. He teaches you to write songs. You teach him to sing and make progress with each other. You can drink milk tea if you have nothing to do. How good."


    In the end, yehenara voted for the elimination, Wang Feng and Chen Yisen voted for the promotion, and Zhao Liya was promoted without danger.


    ¡­¡­


    Backstage, Qin Tao was surprised to see the live broadcast: "Zhao Liya is so powerful! Even her tutor dares to stand up to her. No wonder cats are afraid of her..."


    After taking a look at Li Tiezhu who pounded the drum mobile phone, Qin Tao was suddenly full of respect. Li Tiezhu was even more powerful! Even these monsters can be subdued. Indeed, they are qualified to be my brother.


    Li Tiezhu is returning a message to the cat:


    "Why do you apologize for no reason? Why are you sorry for me? Don''t you want to be a cat? Do you have a boyfriend? It doesn''t matter. I did something wrong, but can you wait until I''m in the top ten?"


    The system task is important. If you get 50 intelligence points in the top ten, you''re not afraid. It''s good not to have a cat.


    As a result, the cat replied:


    "You have to hold on! It''s all my fault! When I get back, the cat''s plane will take off immediately! Wait for me!"


    What happened?


    Li Tiezhu''s father-in-law couldn''t figure it out. Then his mobile phone rang again. A strange wechat added him and reached out to refuse. Then, see the note:


    "Don''t refuse. You stole my milk tea."


    Ban Hua? Why did she add me?


    Shivering!


    I have to go back to school next semester. In order to save my life, Li Tiezhu trembled and clicked "confirm", and didn''t dare to refuse.


    After adding friends successfully, ban Hua sent a voice directly:


    "Come on, Xiong Da! It doesn''t matter even if you''re eliminated. You''ve been popular for a long time. You don''t need to go to the end of this program. Understand? You should be more open when you encounter setbacks. You can be stupid, but you can''t go to extremes!"


    Huh?


    What the hell?


    Li Tiezhu suspected that he had added a fake class flower. Her voice was hers, but when was she so gentle? Are you planning to revenge me again? No, I''m not afraid of the real man Li Tiezhu... I have to give advice:


    "Thank you, ban Hua. I''ll buy you milk tea and a movie."


    Remember teacher Ethan''s teachings!


    "Wow! The iron tree blossoms! You know! Xiong Da, remember to be strong. Well, come back to me after the game. I''ll play puzzles."


    Ah


    Banhua is really brewing a big conspiracy, isn''t it? It must be! Oh, I''m smart enough to predict.


    After all, she was so gentle... Creepy this time.


    There''s definitely a problem.


    Because I''m red, my attitude has changed? It doesn''t exist! Don''t even think about it. After all, she is a famous class flower!


    Think of Li Tiezhu, who is also very sad. Because he stepped on the wrong line at one time, he was watched by the class flower. The whole half year is like a year, which is unbearable. Help her get food, sweep the floor, buy milk tea, and even help her copy her homework and buy her aunt''s towel


    shame!!!


    It''s not easy to stay up until the summer vacation, and the class flower has long-distance attention to participate in a program!


    Didn''t she go abroad? Foreign countries can also be optimistic about the sound?


    ¡­¡­


    Wang Dashao, who was preparing for the e-sports competition with his friends, suddenly heard the news from his assistant. The whole person was bad.


    "Tut? My name works well? Zhenima... Li Tiezhu! I can''t get into the top ten."


    Although he was laughing, there was a faint light in Wang Dashao''s eyes:


    This game is a little subtle!


    (thank Ling Xuejian for 1000 points, Lu tofu for being hard, Mo Shuilan for 300 points, Xiao Shumi for 500 points, and ER Da for attracting the wind for 1500 points. Jiageng will serve it on the shelf! Thank you again! Thank you!)

 Chapter 96

    Han Hong''s team competition ended, followed by yehenara''s team.


    A little twists and turns occurred during the period. Cai Xukun was criticized and affectated by Chen Yisen and Han Hong on the spot, but yehenara died to protect Cai Xukun, so that Chen Yisen, who was supposed to vote for elimination, was simply changed into a promotion vote.


    Chen Yisen is not afraid of anyone. The main reason is that other people in yehenara group sing very badly. Only Zhang Chaochen, who had made his debut in the peninsula women''s group, has excellent voice singing skills.


    So, he doesn''t want to choose at all, whatever!


    Wang Feng voted for promotion.


    Han Hong''s elimination ticket was held high: "bad singing is bad singing! I don''t care how many fans he has, but not as much as me."


    Arrogant!


    Finally, Cai Xukun, Zhang Chaochen, Zhou Yiran and Xiao Yu were promoted.


    The order of appearance of Chen Yisen''s team in the background is as follows: Xi Menghan, Wang Chu, Justin, Yi Xiaomao, Lin Kai and Li Tiezhu.


    The first to appear was Xi Menghan, the "peerless beauty" of "once in three thousand years". A small and fresh song made the judges nod their approval. Singing is not good, but her positioning as an idol singer is enough. Moreover, her team will not choose difficult songs for her.


    After commenting on his shortcomings, Han Hong voted for promotion.


    Yehenara and Wang Feng made their own comments, most of them encouraged, and then both voted for promotion.


    Xi Menghan almost determined to lock the promotion quota.


    Full promotion?


    Han Hong hissed softly and looked at ye henara and Wang Feng. He thought how it was different from what he had discussed before? Didn''t you say that when you meet this level, the first one will be promoted, the second one will be eliminated, and the third one will make the final decision?


    Or do you two think this level is good enough? Yehenara can''t hear the good news. Wang Feng, there''s nothing wrong with your ears!


    Ethan Chen is also surprised. Is that it?


    Full promotion?


    However, at least he is also his own student. Chen Yisen naturally won''t say anything, but his expression is a little strange.


    The second player was the second Wang Chu in the central division. He had solid singing skills, but his voice and rhythm were not handled well. Finally, he won two votes for promotion and one vote for elimination.


    The third place is the champion of overseas group, mixed race rap young American Justin. If he has no strength, he will be promoted by three votes.


    The fourth one, Yi Xiaomao, was a little staggered on the stage. Is this bottle of Maotai a fake bar today?


    The program team is not a man!


    Yi Xiaomao, who drank fake wine, is still a little wild. "If one day I become very rich" is a relaxed song style, singing leisurely and has made great progress. The blessing of fake Maotai is better than Erguotou.


    He can''t believe that I''m so good?


    Chen Yisen poured cold water on him: "Xiao Mao, don''t be proud. You''re not qualified to be promoted by three votes. It''s the teachers who hold you up and have to work harder."


    The fifth contestant was Lin Kai, an ordinary player in all aspects. He sang an ordinary song, accepted the ordinary comments of teacher Han Hong, and an ordinary elimination ticket.


    All the people who want to cry have their hearts, and Lin Kai''s eyes are red.


    Then, the peak turns.


    Yehenara voted for promotion: because Lin Kai worked hard.


    Wang Feng voted for promotion: because Lin Kai''s voice is suitable for rock singing.


    Han Hong finally realized that something was wrong. Suddenly, he turned his head and looked over ye henara and Wang Feng, who were racking their brains to praise Lin Kai, and found Chen Yisen at the other end. His eyes were also confused.


    Chen Yisen looked at Han Hong and shook his head slightly.


    The audience was stunned.


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the pattern.


    "Work hard to advance?"


    "That''s it? My grandmother can advance even if she goes!"


    "Is it a bit that the voice is only suitable for rock singing? Is it a bit of a groove for pop singers?"


    "Li Tiezhu said Alexander."


    "Don''t worry, according to their voting standard, Li Tiezhu''s strength will definitely be promoted by all votes."


    "Too optimistic, brother."


    "Can Li Tiezhu still be eliminated? Hahaha..."


    "Don''t crow mouth, will you?"


    "Can''t you? Did the tutor have shit in his skull?"


    So far, the situation of this group is a little strange. Three are promoted by three votes, two are two votes, and there is an unseen Li Tiezhu.


    At the beginning of the competition, the good voice program group mainly focuses on the opinions and voting of tutors to ensure the standard. In the later stage, aside from the tutor, the audience voting is the standard to ensure popularity.


    This is already an open "secret".


    The reason is also very simple. In the early stage, a group of players with good level will be selected. In the later stage, it is important to make money by relying on popularity. There will be no mistake in selecting people.


    In the final analysis, this is just a variety show with a competition shell.


    ¡­¡­


    At Donghai airport, lengba wore a black mask and Tan glasses and covered her whole face tightly. She didn''t carry any salute except a small backpack. She quickly shuttled through the crowd and trotted to the exit.


    When she got into a taxi, lengba quickly took out her tablet from her backpack and opened the live broadcast of super good voice.


    "Congratulations on Yi Xiaomao''s promotion! Now let''s invite Li Tiezhu, the last member of Ethan''s mentor team."


    Catch up!


    Lengba turned up the sound of the tablet, stared at the tablet nervously and said:


    "Sing well, sing well, you must be promoted!"


    "Little girl, are you watching the program? What do you think? It''s Li Tiezhu. He''s definitely promoted. If he''s eliminated, there''s a shady scene in the program group, ha ha..."


    The driver is very talkative.


    Lengba is speechless. If the program team doesn''t have a black curtain, I won''t put down the crew and run back!


    Blame me! Blame me!


    The driver is still saying: "do you like Li Tiezhu, too? Me too. I like the song" people like me "best. Tut, I was driving and my tears were racing..."


    ¡­¡­


    With the applause of the audience, Li Tiezhu appeared:


    "The key word of this issue is'' time ''. The song I brought is called youth. Time can change everything, but nothing can change. As boys, even when we grow up, we will still watch Altman, watch cartoons, get excited when the protagonist changes, drink ice for ten years... It''s hard to cool and warm blood."


    Well, such a classic word is carried from the systematic song introduction.


    The applause was particularly warm. After all, there were a lot of Altman''s animals off the court with his daughter-in-law on his back.


    I''m a good boy! Look at Altman. It''s hard to drink cold blood for ten years? So I''m so high-end? Why don''t I know?


    Adjust the breath. Although Li Tiezhu knows that this song is not top-level, it is a special price after all, and it''s still good to listen to.


    Li Tiezhu was still confident and hummed:


    Hoo Hoo


    Oh


    Change your life


    Make yourself happy


    Give up persistence


    The weather will be fine


    ¡­¡­


    The road is at your feet


    It''s not complicated


    Just remember that you are you


    Oh


    Oh


    I''m still the boy I used to be, and I haven''t changed a bit


    Time is just a test


    The faith planted in my heart has not diminished


    The boy in front of me is still the original face


    (thank Xiao Shuo for 1500 points, the first hammer stone from normal to abnormal for 500 points, and Pu Chulong for tvt100 points. Thank you! Please recommend!)

 Chapter 97

    The audience danced with the song, and the barrage in the live broadcasting room was also a sound of praise. Is Li Tiezhu''s song about himself? Optimistic and positive, three outlooks are very positive!


    Pink!


    I''m still the boy Miya


    I''m still the boy Miya


    I''m still the young Miya in front of me


    I''m still the boy Miya


    Li Tiezhu finished singing and bowed.


    The audience cheered, applause surged like a sea tide, and the barrage in the live broadcasting room was like a meteor. There are not a few who call for full promotion. After all, it''s another high-quality original song. Moreover, Li Tiezhu actually... Sang rap.


    Even, it seems that Li Tiezhu''s singing has broken through a lot. Is it an illusion?


    ¡­¡­


    In an apartment in Kyoto, Xiao Yueyue held his face and said, "I''m still the boy in the past, or the first face."


    Today, the only person who accompanied him to watch the program was the eldest princess. Guo Dalin shook his head and said, "well, no, brother Yue! Your face didn''t swell at the beginning. Before you got sick, it was pancakes, and now it''s a washbasin."


    Xiao Yueyue: "I hate it! Who hasn''t been handsome yet. Heroes don''t mention their courage."


    Guo Dalin: "how are your ears?"


    Xiao Yueyue: "Tiezhu is sure to be promoted again. This song sounds good. It feels like it was written for me. Suddenly, I''m a little embarrassed... Hum!"


    Guo Dalin: "so, the symptom is mental instability, isn''t it? Here, I suggest that the family members should be psychologically prepared."


    ¡­¡­


    In the program, Shaohua went to Li Tiezhu and said, "congratulations to Li Tiezhu, who has completed another beautiful original song. It''s great. I personally like this song very much."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Shaohua looked at Chen Ethan with a bright smile and even some show off: "teacher Ethan, how do you comment on this song?"


    Chen Yisen shrugged and shrugged: "Li Tiezhu is one of the strongest creators I have ever seen... Except old Zhou and Dong Zhou."


    Wang Feng''s eyebrows jumped slightly.


    Shaohua said, "is it too exaggerated?"


    Chen Yisen shook his head and said: "Without exaggeration, this stage has its advantages and disadvantages, especially for original singers. The arrangement, accompaniment, harmony and tight creative time are extremely unfriendly to original singers, but it doesn''t matter. I believe you will see Li Tiezhu with" full fire "tonight. Of course, after the end of this program... 10:00 ¡£¡±


    Shaohua: "you mean the opening song sung by Li Tiezhu in the first episode of the Three Kingdoms?"


    Chen Yisen: "yes! Li Tiezhu wrote this high-quality" Youth "when he wanted to record the opening song. I didn''t even think of it. He fully deserves to be promoted!"


    Shaohua said with a smile, "I can see that you appreciate Li Tiezhu, but I still have to remind you that you have no choice in this round."


    Chen Yisen spread out his hands: "I know."


    Shaohua said, "OK, let''s invite Mr. Han Hong to comment."


    Han Hong did not speak immediately, but looked at the two on the right and said slowly:


    "Youth" is a good song. It''s not easy to create it in two days. Li Tiezhu''s singing skills have also improved and become much more solid. What I like most about this song is the lyrics. This is the value that my Chinese youth should have: forge ahead and never change his original intention! "


    Yehenalain:


    "Li Tiezhu has made great progress in singing. Mr. Ethan has made great efforts! As for this song, it sounds good, the melody is catchy, and can be learned as soon as possible. Generally speaking, it is good. However, there is still some gap from my expectations for Li Tiezhu! Come on."


    There are both praise and criticism, and most of them are praised on the whole.


    Wang Feng glanced at yehenara and said in a low voice:


    "My opinion is different from that of tutor yehenara. The song is good and the writing is really good. The accompaniment arrangement is poor, which has little impact. On the contrary, the singing skill is a little deducted. False tones should be used in several high pitched places, but the effect is not good. Moreover, the breath is very unstable, and almost every sentence is shaking, which affects the overall effect. Especially the rap part, it can''t be heard."


    OK, they have opposite views.


    Ethan is confused. Are these two really musicians? Are we listening to the same song?


    Han Hong moved. I changed my comfortable sitting position and watched your performance quietly.


    Ye henara: "there is no problem with Li Tiezhu''s singing! His timbre is very pure and his breath and rhythm are good. Why is there a problem? Even if there is a problem, it is also a problem in writing songs."


    Wang Feng disdained to smile: "what''s the problem with such a beautiful song? Tell me what''s the problem? His singing is purely amateur. We''re a good voice. Didn''t Zhao Liya say it before? Talk about success or failure with sound and singing!"


    "Come on, I''ll tell you what''s wrong with his song. Don''t listen to it. Tiezhu, I appreciate you! It''s also for your own good, isn''t it? I''m targeting Wang Feng. Although he has become famous, his aesthetic ability has not been improved."


    "A popular song, what do you tell me about self-cultivation and elegance? Besides, why do I have low aesthetic ability, I..."


    "You have a high aesthetic ability? You wear leather pants all year round. There''s no one''s taste."


    "I don''t understand appreciation? What about you? Li Tiezhu doesn''t sing well. First of all, you have to sing well yourself?"


    They glared at each other and did not give in to each other. It seemed that the table would be lifted next moment. The atmosphere was in place.


    The audience was stunned. Did it really make a noise?


    The barrage also got up.


    Li Tiezhu stood on the stage, and even reached out to scratch his hips. Xiao Jiu lost his hair recently. So, what''s the matter with these two mentors? Just make a good comment. Why did you quarrel? Does a talkative tutor have a bonus?


    Han Hong''s eyes are calm. She has wandered the Jianghu for decades. She has experienced many big scenes. It''s not unusual for her to see any strange things in this circle, because it is deformed and distorted.


    The play is wonderful. It seems that it has been rehearsed.


    On the other hand, Mr. Ethan''s expression also changed from confusion to condensation. He rolled out of Xiangjiang entertainment circle and has the same rich experience.


    ¡­¡­


    Shudu, Zhao''s villa.


    Liu Wanyun put the spoon into the watermelon and lost his appetite: "if your father were at the scene, the old man would be too stupid to spray ye henara and Wang Feng to death. What bullshit? They two have a problem."


    Zhao Muye: "the old man has a bad temper and likes to quarrel with people."


    "Your father doesn''t swear indiscriminately. He''s always based on evidence. He scolds people obediently. What''s like you? You''re a coward..."


    "I call it reason."


    "Do you think these two people are right?"


    "No, but they are mentors and hold the power of life and death."


    Liu Wanyun said uneasily, "Li Tiezhu will be punished."


    Zhao Muye bowed his head and smiled and forced himself to be serious: "Hey! The entertainment industry is full of smoke and the people are not ancient..."


    Well done!


    (thank you for the reward from head Ou! Thank you! Ask for recommended tickets!)

 Chapter 98

    At the scene, Shaohua saw the two tutors getting more and more stiff and interrupted:


    "Guys, we are commenting players, not commenting instructors, so you don''t have to point out the shortcomings for each other. You didn''t make this money! Let''s talk back to Li Tiezhu."


    Yehenara said, "I don''t quarrel with Mr. Wang Feng, but I don''t like him targeting Li Tiezhu. I appreciate Li Tiezhu. I like every song of him. His voice and singing method are also very good. It''s a good child."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Yehenara: "you are a creative genius, so you should improve your music taste and strive to create better works!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Wang Feng: "iron pillar, you listen to me. I won''t hurt you! Let alone target you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "HMM."


    Wang Feng: "I tell you, there''s no distinction between the sunny and the snowy, but only the difference between singing well and not! What you have to do is try to improve your singing skills!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah!"


    Wang Feng: "as a singer, singing is the hard skill to eat! When you sing in the future, pay attention to the resonance of abdominal cavity and pelvic cavity. Don''t yell directly. You can study my common engine singing method!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hey?"


    Engine? engine? Do you exhaust when you sing? Can leather pants bulge?


    Yehenara snapped: "it has nothing to do with singing. You should study more western classical music and Chinese classical music. Believe me, my family used to be relatives of the emperor. After centuries of edification and precipitation of royal music, the elegance of some music is indisputable."


    Li Tiezhu: "Ho ~"


    Royal music? It looks like a cow batch. However, didn''t your emperor be reformed through labor later?


    Li Tiezhu is not smart, but he also feels something wrong.


    Shaohua forcibly controlled the field: "well, the two tutors are on the point. Thank you! What else do you want to express? Let''s vote instead, OK? Hey, Mr. Han Hong, are you listening to me?"


    Han Hong was stunned. He looked away from the two opera masters and said, "sorry, it''s so wonderful. I''m fascinated."


    See through, don''t tell!


    Shaohua smiled awkwardly and politely: "then, please ask the three mentors to vote for Li Tiezhu. If Li Tiezhu gets three promotion votes, he will directly advance to the next round. If he gets two promotion votes, he will have to compete with Wang Chu and Lin Kai for the last promotion quota. The mentors are ready, three, two, one!"


    Han Hong: promotion.


    Yehenara: eliminated.


    Wang Feng: eliminated.


    Shaohua: "


    Simple, I never thought there would be such a voting result! This will be Waterloo where I preside over my career!


    ¡­¡­


    "Oh, good ~"


    A few minutes ago, director Zhou, who was still admiring, although he was not angry, he had no smile and shook his head.


    "I said, can''t it be like this? It''s not easy for the Chinese singing world to have a good seedling, you..."


    This is the rest room of a game program. The game will not start for some time. Therefore, several people are watching the live broadcast with Mr. Zhou. Since he was inspired last time, Mr. Zhou also began to pay attention to Li Tiezhu.


    Diagonally opposite, Wang Dashao puffed with a cigar: "do you think I''m bad or stupid?"


    Mr. Zhou wanted to say that you are bad and stupid, but he held back: "you are not stupid."


    Wang Dashao sneered: "that''s right? I''m just a simple bad person. I''m not stupid! I''ll say hello under my own banner? Let someone kill Li Tiezhu this round? You''ve heard so much! What do I want?"


    Dong Zhou didn''t speak and looked at him.


    Wang Shao nodded: "that''s right! Xi Menghan! She burns Gao Xiang when she reaches the top ten. I also arranged so that she won''t conflict with Li Tiezhu. She doesn''t compete for the first, the top three, or even the top five. Why should I? I have a grudge against Li Tiezhu?"


    If Zhou Dong thought, "eh?"


    Wang Shao was a little embarrassed: "yes! It''s a little holiday, but later I thought I might have been cheated. The man deliberately disgusted me with him, and I wouldn''t go after him. Besides, there is a resurrection game. Can Li Tiezhu stop it now? Although I''m tired of this fool, but..."


    "Trust you for once."


    "Believe it or not. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu can''t stop it, so they won''t let Li Tiezhu into the top ten."


    "Ouch! Ethan has a good foot."


    "I''ll go. This is my investment program! What''s going on?"


    ¡­¡­


    "Puff... Hey, hey, hey..."


    Chen Yisen suddenly laughed, bowed and turned to look at yehenara and Wang Feng. His face turned red like pig liver and his forehead was bulging.


    Han Hong looked indifferent.


    Li Tiezhu, the party concerned, tilted his head in a daze. One of the two mentors supported my singing skills and the other supported my creation. He eliminated me.


    Senior, you two can really play!


    The audience was silent. Originally, most of them were ready to applaud and cheer Li Tiezhu''s promotion, but they were suddenly fed a mouthful of shit.


    Even a small number of those who don''t powder Li Tiezhu didn''t expect this result. No matter what Li Tiezhu said, it''s still no problem to promote.


    The live Barrage is even more screen brushing?????


    At the scene, even the chief director Hong Bo was stunned. It seems that this is not something that most people can do. It seems that there are still a lot of big guys who reach out. Is it really... Did you make me a night pot as a director?


    Ye henara smiled at Li Tiezhu and said, "Tiezhu, don''t blame my sister. I really appreciate you. My elimination ticket is not for you, but for Wang Feng."


    Wang Feng said coldly, "me too. Tiezhu, you''re great. Come on."


    Li Tiezhu: "wow ~"


    Although Shaohua is difficult to understand, as the host, he can only announce the results: "unfortunately, this round of Li Tiezhu..."


    "Wait."


    Chen Yisen shouted, then restrained his strange smile and looked at Wang Feng: "can''t you change it?"


    Wang Feng shook his head.


    Then, Chen Yisen looked at yehenara: "I changed your ticket for your round, so?"


    Yehenara: "no, Ethan, it''s about my music principles."


    Barrage:


    Original NIMA!!!


    The audience began to whisper, and someone was shouting "black curtain".


    "OK."


    Chen Yisen stared at yehenara for a long time before slowly sitting back in his chair. A deep sense of weakness hit his whole body. He was deep in the chair, frowning and stiff.


    I, Chen Ethan, won''t let others bully my brother.


    Shaohua continued, "in that case, I have to announce Li Tiezhu''s Amoy..."


    Bang!!!


    A table in the tutor''s seat flew out and rolled on the ground in front of the stage for two and a half times.


    Chen Yisen kicked the table.


    The whole audience was suddenly quiet and the atmosphere was treacherous.


    Then, Chen Yisen turned over, jumped off the tutor''s seat, took off his microphone, smashed it on the ground, calmly walked towards the channel.


    "Miss Ethan?"


    Shaohua Meng, he left again? Huh? Again? Yes, this is the second time!


    Yehenara said, "what does he mean? Frighten who?"


    Wang Feng: "incompetence and rage."


    At this time, a fat figure passed in front of them without looking at them, but they instinctively shrank back.


    Han Hong trembled and walked to the entrance: "I can''t be angry."


    (thank you for loving meat! Hehe, 300 points reward! Thank you!)

 Chapter 99

    The audience, who were already restless, were encouraged when they saw the two tutors leave the table angrily. They immediately clamored, clamored and made a mess.


    "Behind the scenes!"


    "Li Tiezhu, come on!"


    "Garbage teacher!"


    "Ye... I XXX..."


    "Get out of the good voice..."


    "King Leather Pants Sabi!"


    "Stop broadcasting, broken program!"


    There are more talents on the barrage, which makes Caisi spring with anger:


    "Ethan enlarged the move!"


    "It''s in the wrong direction. The wild monster is on the left."


    "Are the two teachers wrong? Li Tiezhu can''t be eliminated? What''s the character of Chen Yisen kicking the table?"


    "Silly dog, die!"


    "It''s me. I can''t stand it."


    "Those two are real dogs and big stars. They don''t want their faces."


    "Royal music, poof..."


    "Engine singing, ha ha..."


    "Iron pillar is so poor. It''s black."


    "Don''t panic. There''s a resurrection game. I''m sure the king will return."


    "There''s a hammer back. I can''t kill this broken program."


    "Yes! Strike."


    Wang zegang was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot: "director Hong, what are you doing? Cut off the live broadcast! Then you personally go on stage to stabilize the situation and resume the live broadcast."


    Hong Bo turned a deaf ear and drank water. Some people stretched out their hands too long. Do they really treat me as a clay Buddha?


    Wang zegang shouted at the exit, "Miss Ethan! Miss Han Hong! Don''t go yet."


    Chen Yisen has reached the door and can''t hear.


    Han Hong waved to Wang zegang slowly, but did not answer. He roared with full confidence:


    "Ethan!"


    Her voice is penetrating.


    Although Chen Yisen was angry, when he heard Han Hong''s voice, he turned around at the entrance of the channel, and his attitude was not good.


    Wang zegang''s cold sweat flowed down. Teacher Han Hong stopped Ethan, and there was still room for redemption.


    Chen Yisen: "I won''t go back. They are insulting music..."


    Han Hong: "I said wait for me. My sister will take you."


    Chen Yisen was stunned, then smiled and shouted to a fool on the stage, "Hey! What''s your stupidity? Let''s go! Sister Hong''s treat!"


    Ethan really likes Li Tiezhu, not the appreciation of students, but more like a little brother.


    From talent to character.


    Hearing the speech, Li Tiezhu turned his head and looked firmly. I''m... Not hungry yet.


    No, I can''t go yet.


    I can''t just be hacked for nothing. I must report this time! If it had been before, Li Tiezhu would have picked off his leather pants and hung up to fight. Not now. If the level is high, we can no longer use the old means.


    What should I do?


    Li Tiezhu started calling the system for the first time in history:


    I''m going to do those two. Give me a price!


    System dad, you rough!


    [automatically generate revenge item according to the host''s situation, selling price: 10 intelligence points]


    Krypton!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t blink.


    You can be stupid, but you can''t be bullied or humiliated. This is Li Tiezhu''s only bottom line. After all, even cats have been robbed, haven''t you?


    [consume 10 intelligence points and purchase revenge successfully]


    Current intelligence: 85 points.


    [Ding! The host opens a new task. Congratulations to the host for opening a new challenge...]


    New mission? New challenges?


    Isn''t it revenge? Labor krypton''s IQ.


    Revenge: 24 hours in the live broadcast of the sound, earnestly understand the Royal Music tiktok, earnestly implement the explosive power of the engine singing, to two instructors salute. Ten songs. Ten, the target: the number of live broadcast room is broken tens of millions, fans are broken tens of millions. Reward: IQ value 20 points + primary singing.


    What else?


    While Li Tiezhu was slightly excited, with a little sadness, it turned out that


    My singing is not even elementary?


    Despite Chen Yisen''s meticulous guidance and training, Li Tiezhu''s singing depends solely on his voice and has no skills at all. He is at the entry level.


    Wait, ten songs?


    Let me hear... ER! Well, it''s really only suitable to repay two mentors! These songs are amazing, the best.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu took back his energy from the system and saw Mr. Ethan waving his teeth and claws at him.


    Chen Yisen: "come down! Sing a fart. With your talent and your works, you still need this broken program?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "no! Do things from beginning to end. It''s not good for you to give up halfway."


    Chen Yisen: "you jump on the street! Believe me or not?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t beat me. Don''t waste your energy."


    Ethan: "Hey, hey... I''m so angry, hey, hey..."


    Han Hong patted him: "let''s go, just the two of us. The child is very axial! I like his axial strength!"


    Shaohua seized the opportunity and hurriedly ran over to persuade the two tutors to go back. Naturally, no one paid attention to him. Instead, he invited him to join him. Shaohua said that would not work. Recently, I have not only oral ulcer, but also constipation.


    At the same time, in the area where the director group is located, Wang zegang''s legs are soft and finished: "director Hong? Director Hong! Think of a way!"


    The whole northwest of Shanxi is in a mess!


    Hong Bo helped Fu Jinsi glasses, calmed down and said with a skilled Dharma of "stop talking again":


    "Don''t worry, don''t worry, don''t panic when things happen! Xiao Wang, look at this mess? It''s nothing. It''s better to be more chaotic... What''s wrong with a program that is not under my control..."


    Wang zegang: "??"


    Big man! When is it? Still in suspense?


    Hong Bo took a mouthful of qiansui mountain: "what is the need for existence? Either give me absolute power or destroy it! Jill, the water thief, is hard to drink, and I want to drink every program!"


    Didi, the phone rang.


    Wang zegang was surprised. Who didn''t mute his mobile phone at work?


    When the riot broke out, Hong Bo turned on his cell phone. He answered the phone: "hello? Ah, that''s it? Bye."


    Hang up and keep drinking.


    Wang zegang''s face was suddenly solemn. He saw the caller''s name on the mobile phone screen, and his pupils were dilated.


    Sure enough!


    I''m still a little white!


    Didi


    The phone rings again.


    Hong Bo picked up his cell phone and looked at it for five seconds before he got through: "HMM... HMM... why don''t you think about it again? Ah... It''s OK."


    It was very noisy around. Wang zegang couldn''t hear what the boss at the other end of the phone said.


    Hung up the phone again. Hong Bo looked at Li Tiezhu, who was stunned in the stands, and Shaohua, who was trying hard to persuade Han Hong and Chen Yisen. Then he looked at the audience behind him, which was chaotic and noisy like a battlefield. Finally, he looked at the two tutors who were still in their positions.


    "Microphone."


    As soon as Hong Bo reached out, Wang zegang sent the microphone. Finally, the chaos should stop! After all, the price has been negotiated and it is time to stop the loss in time.


    Deng Deng


    At this time, a familiar guitar sound sounded. Through the sound on the scene, the sound was not small, and instantly overshadowed other sounds.


    Hong Bo, who was about to "quell the rebellion", was stunned. What was that guy doing?


    The audience also stopped and looked at the guy playing the piano on the stage.


    Chen Yisen, who dragged Shaohua to the exit on the pretext of "eating spicy food and thin constipation", also stopped and looked at the stage with Han Hong.


    The two tutors sitting like a mountain under the stage also frowned. They are not afraid of making things big. Anyway, they are "for the good of Li Tiezhu"!


    Li Tiezhu played the guitar a few times, put it down again and said, "may we go out of half our life and return as teenagers!"


    Then he chose to sing:


    I''m still the boy I used to be


    Nothing has changed


    ¡­¡­


    (thanks Hu Qi for his 500 points reward! Thanks! Ask for recommendation!)

 Chapter 100

    This is the last chorus of youth. There is no accompaniment. Li Tiezhu''s voice is clean and spotless. The whole audience is quiet.


    The needle dropping can be heard.


    Han Hong blocked the whole passage by himself. Chen Yisen dragged Shaohua savagely with his arm around his neck. Shaohua pretended to struggle desperately, but his acting skills were limited.


    As soon as Hong Bo was ready to "reign in the world" with a microphone, he had the illusion that he had been usurped.


    Wang zegang was numb and didn''t understand the situation at all.


    The two tutors, who are confident and fearless, stare at Li Tiezhu jokingly and even want to laugh. What does this guy mean?


    give dying kicks?


    Beg for promotion?


    Their IQ is not low, but they have been influential in the music world for many years. With the support of big guys, they are simply used to it and don''t bother to think deeply, that''s all.


    In the audience, there is a picture of all living beings. Some maintain a abusive attitude, some sit high to watch the play and even shoot videos, others are dismantling the seats as if they want to do something, and some people take off their clothes and wave as if they were watching the ball game


    In the whole studio, everyone was still.


    Only Li Tiezhu''s singing is pure:


    The boy in front of me


    Or the original face


    No matter how many difficulties and dangers we face, we will not retreat


    say-never-never-give-up


    like-a-fighter


    I''m still the boy Miya


    I''m still the boy Miya


    I''m still the young Miya in front of me


    I''m still the boy Miya


    The singing stopped, and everyone still didn''t move. It was almost everyone''s unified choice. Because no one knows why Li Tiezhu should sing juvenile again at this time. It''s too strange.


    Li Tiezhu approached the microphone, grinned and risked Stupidity:


    "There''s no need to make it like this! No matter what I''ve experienced, I''m still the boy before!"


    Yeah!


    He is still the young man who used to be. He hasn''t changed a bit.


    Chen Yisen loosened Shaohua, looked at the fool on the stage, his eyes red, and then began to applaud. A neurotic person, usually emotional.


    Pop pop


    Han Hong followed and clapped his hands.


    Then there are Shaohua, Wang zegang, Hong Bo, the cameraman, the audience, and... Two tutors sitting upright, even if they don''t volunteer.


    "Thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu interrupted the applause with his own words, "Mr. Ethan, you shouldn''t be angry. As the saying goes, endure the wind and waves for a while, and the more you step back, the more angry you think."


    Chen Yisen was directly laughed at. I really want to be more angry!


    Li Tiezhu joked and said, "it''s just a game. It''s normal to lose and win."


    Chen Yisen could not bear to refute.


    Li Tiezhu added, "and aunt Han Hong, you said you wanted me to win aboveboard, but you can''t let me lose aboveboard. Right?"


    Han Hong sighed and looked at Ethan. Then they silently walked towards the tutor''s seat.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the director again: "Miss Hong, you should take care of the mess. Otherwise, it seems that I caused it. I... Won''t compensate the loss of the program team. I have no money."


    Hong Bo smiled bitterly and said to the microphone, "you''re right."


    Li Tiezhu nodded foolishly and finally looked at the audience: "you don''t want me to be eliminated, I know. Thank you!"


    Bow.


    Li Tiezhu said again, "but you''re wrong. If you don''t disturb the order, it''s easy to get injured and have dangerous accidents. The stampede in the news is probably like this?"


    "Iron pillar cow force!"


    I don''t know who shouted. Soon someone responded, and then it became a cheering of the whole audience.


    "Iron pillar cow force!"


    "Iron pillar cow force!"


    "Li Tiezhu, I''ll give you a monkey ~"


    There are discordant voices, but it doesn''t matter.


    The powder keg that has been blown up is stunned by Li Tiezhu''s foolishness, which is great.


    "Where''s the host? Where''s the host who doesn''t speak very well?" Li Tiezhu looked around. "I can''t go on. Come and announce the result of the game!"


    Shaohua went back to the stage, patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and took the microphone from his hand. He didn''t know where his own one had gone.


    The audience returned to their seats, but the scene was still a mess.


    The tutors also sat back to their original positions. A staff member wanted to carry back the fallen tutor table, which was sternly rejected by Chen Yisen. This was his last stubbornness.


    Shaohua shouted: "next, I announce Li Tiezhu..."


    People hold their breath, even if they already know the answer.


    Shaohua''s voice suddenly weakened: "... Temporarily eliminated."


    The atmosphere was dignified.


    Shaohua added, "let''s look forward to his return again!"


    There was still a cold horse off the court.


    Li Tiezhu came up to the microphone: "what''s the matter? Don''t welcome me? According to the rules of the program group, I''ll be back for the resurrection game. Will you vote for me then?"


    Yeah!


    There is also the resurrection race, even if it is an exaggerated proportion of 16 to 2, but he is Li Tiezhu!


    And in the resurrection race, no mentor voted.


    As a result, the audience came back to life, shouting all kinds of inaudible words.


    Shaohua said, "I have to admit that it was really a program accident just now. I don''t blame anyone. As a host, I have no right to blame anyone. But I just want to ask Li Tiezhu, why did you stop everyone and pull everyone back?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s easy to win back after losing. Besides, there are many other players in the program group besides me. They are innocent. What''s the name of that sentence? Under the nest..."


    Shaohua: "there are finished eggs under the nest."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, yes, you are really knowledgeable. That''s what I mean. I don''t want to involve other players because of my personal promotion. They are also very hard-working and diligent..."


    Li Tiezhu OS: I have to win 50 intelligence points in the top ten. What should I do if the program is yellow?


    Shaohua: "I wish you success! I will vote for you in the resurrection race."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    The audience shouted, "we''ll vote for you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "finally, thank mentor yehenara and mentor Wang Feng for their teachings. I will benefit all my life!"


    Isn''t it?


    Can remember for a lifetime.


    The two tutors were not red and breathless, smiling as if they had given Li Tiezhu a great gift.


    "Tiktok," I decided to go back and study the royal music of Yehiel Bernard La''s tutor, and study the singing method of Wang Feng''s tutor. The great kindness of the two mentors, I must beat Li Tiezhu, and repay... Tomorrow, at nine o''clock tomorrow evening, I will write ten new songs to study, and live in the sound of the sound, as a report on two tutors'' selfless guidance.


    People are surrounded. What the hell? Ten new songs a day? This is unconvinced!


    Li Tiezhu asked: "the two mentors must remember to watch! If you are interested in witnessing it, I believe it will be very interesting."


    Tiktok: everyone has a hunch... There''s a big noise tomorrow evening.


    Shaohua also wants to talk to Li Tiezhu.


    But Li Tiezhu was obviously reluctant: "host, can I exit? I have to go to the studio next door to attend the premiere of the Three Kingdoms at 10 o''clock."


    It''s nine forty now.


    Shaohua is stunned. Yes, tonight''s premiere of the Three Kingdoms, and Donghai TV station holds the premiere ceremony!


    Li Tiezhu is one of the main creative members!


    Li Tiezhu bowed to the excited teacher Ethan and the cold teacher Han Hong and left.


    After that, the program continues.


    Chen Yisen was cold all the way, but even without Mai, the comments were still very serious.


    At least there are his students on the stage.

 Chapter 101

    On the way back to the backstage, Li Tiezhu thought a lot. He was not very smart. In fact, he already knew that he had been plotted, but it didn''t matter.


    It''s still your own problem!


    He came to the conclusion that if he didn''t buy special songs for cheap, but songs at the level of big fish or Dongfeng Po, would they dare to be so unscrupulous?


    "Youth" sounds good and has a profound meaning, but there is something missing after all.


    This mistake must not be made again in the resurrection game. The first classics sing until they are speechless.


    But we''ll talk about it later.


    The top priority is to puff the faces of yehenara and Wang Feng within 24 hours!


    When the eliminated Li Tiezhu returned to the backstage, Qin Tao rushed up first with a folding stool in his hand, with a slightly wild temperament.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"


    Qin Tao: "I just wanted to rush up and kill those two fools, but I was afraid I couldn''t beat them. I hesitated a little. Then you came back."


    Li Tiezhu is used to it.


    Every fight was. After Li Tiezhu''s victory, Qin Tao gritted his teeth with various weapons and got one with a lot of excuses.


    Other players looked at Li Tiezhu from a distance.


    Some rejoice in misfortunes, some feel sorrows, and some sympathize with each other.


    Xiao Zhen held back his smile, tried to squeeze out his sad expression, came over and began to sob: "brother, I''m so worthless for you..."


    "Laugh if you want. Your acting is terrible."


    Li Tiezhu began to pack yogurt, fruit and biscuits, and the normal operation at the end of each competition.


    Xiao Zhen: "really? Hey... Eh..."


    Li Tiezhu: "let go and smile."


    Xiao Zhen: "no, brother, you misunderstood me. I... I..."


    "Don''t worry, I won''t send the video."


    "Didn''t you say it was deleted?"


    "Yes! I deleted it, so I said I wouldn''t send it."


    "No, you must not have deleted it! Are you hot and smart?"


    "Am I smart?"


    "You''re not smart. I''m mentally retarded. I won''t be fooled. You''re still my brother! A brother for life!"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Moreover, looking at your calm face, I suddenly sweat for yehenara and Wang Feng, cough... After all, I know you are powerful, and you shouldn''t treat them too..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored Xiao town and concentrated on packing food.


    Qin Tao''s heart is in debt. He silently helps to pack food. After all, most of them will be eaten by him.


    Yi Xiaomao came over and didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu said, "take good care of the house. I''m talking about the training room with kitchen and wine cellar. I''ll be back in half a month."


    Yi Xiaomao: "brother, come on."


    Zhao Liya came over drinking yogurt: "Congratulations, you have a holiday."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "Tongxi, Tongxi."


    Zhao Liya: "if you can''t get into the top ten, you won''t return the music box."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, I''ll take it back."


    Lin Xiao: "if you want to go back to your hometown, bring some bacon sausage or something."


    Zhou Yiran: "the sweet potatoes are ripe on June 6. If you can bring some, it''s like a plate..."


    It''s June of the lunar calendar.


    The players around have different expressions. Are the people in the western division so arrogant? He''s been eliminated, okay? The resurrection race is 16 to 2. That''s hell level difficulty, and Wang Da Shao is aiming at you.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s hard to say in the resurrection competition. Even the eliminated players are very powerful..."


    People are more comfortable now. It''s decent!


    Then, a group of people poured into the backstage, a group of people wearing strange clothes, accurately speaking, ancient clothes.


    "Where?"


    "Isn''t it eliminated?"


    "Why don''t you see anyone yet?"


    "Director Gao is in a hurry. Hurry to catch people."


    "Catch Li Tiezhu alive!!"


    "Li Tiezhu! Serious brother?"


    "Where are the people? Li Tiezhu! Li Tiezhu, your uncle..."


    A group of men in ancient costume rushed in under the leadership of the staff. It was as savage and vulgar as devils entering the village. There was a beautiful woman in ancient costume covering her mouth and laughing.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously clamped him.


    The players who are promoted backstage have straight eyes. What immortal lineup are these people?


    Although they are all ancient costumes, they are all big stars. Louis, Nie Yao, Yu Weihe, he Dongrun, Lin Ruxin, and finally the eldest son pig''s large intestine, oh, no, Su Daqiang.


    Your uncle Li Tiezhu is naturally Nie Yao.


    Li Tiezhu walked tiktok with his heavy backpack. "Hey, brother Yao, please open the hot spots. I want to wind up the rash."


    "Pull your sister!"


    Nie Yao ran away carrying Li Tiezhu.


    Yu Weihe applauded in the back: "Shang Xiang, go and report to director Gao. The thief prisoner Li Tiezhu has been arrested!"


    Lin Ruxin ran away with a smile.


    A group of people came and went, leaving a group of good voices. The contestants were in pain, Li Tiezhu... It seems that they really don''t rely on the fire of this program!


    Yu Weihe''s eyes blurred:


    "You... Keep playing and dancing!"


    Li Tiezhu was "caught" without knowing the situation. Didn''t he open a hot issue? As for?


    He has experience in this kind of thing. He almost subconsciously wants to lock his throat, then roll close to the ground, punch him half to death, and then pull out his crotch


    No, I can''t beat brother Yao. Who''s special to open a hot spot for me? I can''t... I can''t bear it.


    Li Tiezhu was carried away.


    Qin Tao was stunned and rolled over to catch up with Yu Weihe: "teacher, take me. I''m Li Tiezhu''s agent."


    Yu Weihe showed disgusting eyes and glanced at the people who didn''t dance. A group of people nodded. Yu Weihe''s even more disgusted when he looked at the little fat man:


    "How are you? Are you shameless? What have your artists been bullied like? How did you become an agent? Are you... Adult?"


    Of course Qin Tao doesn''t want face. Why do people want face?


    He raised the folding stool that Yang hadn''t lost: "last week, I was going to beat those two."


    Yu Weihe showed Wang''s contempt, then turned and left:


    Ah Dou is better than you. He''s still ah Dou whose brain was damaged by Gu. No, it''s ah Dou whose brain was stabbed by Li Tiezhu.


    Qin Tao shamelessly follows.


    ¡­¡­


    It is a very offensive thing for a group of people to break into the backstage of other program groups and "rob" people. Even if you are a big crew, even if you are a group of famous stars.


    But they came.


    Gao Xixi first listened to "endless challenge" and "rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River" sent by director Yan. He felt that it was better than Zhao Lao''s song and suitable for making theme song.


    Therefore, director Gao asked the leading actors in the crew to listen to the song and discuss it. Finally, everyone agreed to make the opening song of rolling Yangtze River flowing east.


    Today, we gathered to prepare for the premiere. Director Gao privately listened to the recorded water flowing east of the Yangtze River.


    After listening to the call, everyone was awesome. The arrangement and singing skills were far better than they expected. A good song can add a lot of color to the TV series. Everyone is proud. After all, it is a song unanimously selected by everyone.


    But just then, someone told them that Li Tiezhu might be worse.


    When we turned on the live broadcast, we saw that the two tutors "supported" Li Tiezhu and eliminated Li Tiezhu with all kinds of talk. It was disgusting. Then the whole studio was in chaos... And then Li Tiezhu''s ultimate rescue.


    Therefore, the crew of the Three Kingdoms was angry, and Gao Xixi was also hairy. This was a face-to-face slap.

 Chapter 102

    At 9:55, "super good voice" ended in a barrage of abuse.


    After the game, online public opinion was rampant.


    Both the program group and the four mentors were strongly criticized, especially yehenara and Wang Feng. First of all, the way they eliminated Li Tiezhu was disgusting and treated the audience as fools. Secondly, even if you really target each other, you can''t vote for Li Tiezhu. Professional ethics and personal ethics have refreshed the audience''s three views.


    But Li Tiezhu has won a lot of praise.


    As the direct victim of this incident, he endured humiliation, persuaded Han Hong and Chen Yisen back, and comforted the angry audience, making a crisis invisible.


    Pure Li Tiezhu gave everyone a step down, but he himself had to bear the consequences of elimination. Even, many Li Tiezhu''s "fans" took off the powder because of his "weakness", and the reason is also very wonderful.


    "I''ve never seen such a second batch of idols. I abandoned them!"


    "I really don''t understand Li Tiezhu''s performance. I''ll never chase you again. Bye."


    "I thought you were different. I didn''t expect to be so counselled, rubbish!"


    "It''s disgusting to be straightened and kneel and lick the two mentors."


    Other fans of lomphy, Cai Xukun and Shaw are even disgusting. All sorts of ridicule and shame are overwhelming. Xiao Zhen quickly shook his voice and collar and appealed to fans to calm down. He could not stir up tiktok with my brother.


    Li Tiezhu was carried to the premiere of the Three Kingdoms and was greeted with applause from Gao Xixi and other creative teams.


    After five minutes of advertising, the whole network Premiere of the Three Kingdoms began, which lasted 20 minutes. Although the Three Kingdoms has already been shot, the previous versions of this time and space are not good, so we are also looking forward to it.


    After smoking a cigarette, the audience who had just scolded a good voice suddenly found that the eliminated Li Tiezhu appeared gorgeous again.


    More than 20 people from the main creative team of the three kingdoms were present, including Li Tiezhu standing next to Nie Yao. Under the stage, there were more than 200 people from the performing arts, historians and writers of the Three Kingdoms, as well as senior film critics and media figures.


    On the stage, the main creative team stood in a row with the director as the center, ready for an interview.


    Gao Xixi, the general director, Lin Feng, the action director, and the producer were interviewed by reporters one after another, followed by Chen Wenwu, Yu Weihe, Louis, Su Daqiang, Yu Guangrong, Nie Yao, and Lin Ruxin. The interviews were very brief.


    Another reporter stood up and asked:


    "I heard that the original opening song of the Three Kingdoms was created by Mr. Zhao Tianhua, a leading composer in the music industry, but later it was changed to the rolling water of the Yangtze River east by Li Tiezhu. Is that right? Is the crew not afraid of Mr. Zhao... Spraying you?"


    A low smile came from the audience. Uncle Zhao wrote songs very fiercely and sprayed people more fiercely. Jianghu people call him the first old spray in the music world.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. It turned out that I was a backup tire counter attack?


    Gao Xixi smiled with the microphone:


    "I''ll answer this question. Indeed, I personally came to the door with Shaoxing flower carving and begged the old man to write a song. He was a fan of the Three Kingdoms, so he readily agreed. Later, we found that Li Tiezhu''s song was still tangled, so we sent it to him based on the principle of respecting the old artist. His opinion was to let the flowing water of the Yangtze River pass east." Make a theme song and an episode of his song. Although Mr. Zhao has a rebellious temper, he doesn''t have a mind to say. "


    Pop pop


    Let''s applaud and sigh that uncle Zhao doesn''t spray people? Miracle! As for the mind... Ha ha.


    Everyone has heard Li Tiezhu''s song. It sounds good.


    However, only four sentences can be heard in infinite challenge, which is incomplete. Therefore, we are not sure about the quality of this song.


    ¡­¡­


    Sitting on the bus back to the hotel, watching the live broadcast, Zhao Liya''s eyes are still a little red. Grandpa secretly wrote a song for the Three Kingdoms? If you don''t tell me, it seems that you want to show it to me after the TV play is broadcast.


    ha-ha! Killed by Li Tiezhu?


    happy!


    Fingers flying, quickly send grandpa a blessing wechat:


    "The Yangtze River is flowing east, and the waves wash away the heroes! The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach! Li Tiezhu Saigao!"


    When Mr. Zhao, who was far away in Chang''an, turned on his mobile phone, the flower carving in his hand was suddenly not mellow.


    That song is really good. I''m Zhao Tianhua. I should be angry.


    Master direct voice:


    "Grandpa, I''ve written too many theme songs. I''m not bad for this one! No matter how powerful Li Tiezhu is, he''s also eliminated by a good voice. You lost your bet. Ten kilograms of plum wine."


    The other side replied:


    "There is also the resurrection competition. He must be in the top three. Moreover, I knew that he was my pen pal brother Zhu when I was a child."


    "So clever?" Grandpa would not have sprayed him. He was prepared to say that the song was not good enough, and that he would be shaking tiktok tomorrow.


    "Tiktok didn''t know you''d play the jitter."


    Zhao Liya made a slight expression.


    ¡­¡­


    "My question is to ask Li Tiezhu. How do you feel about being eliminated by a good voice?"


    This reporter has a problem.


    Gao Xixi''s face was not good and wanted to answer instead of Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu refused and said, "feeling? The past is over. I will study advanced royal music and engine singing carefully. I have booked the top ten good voices!"


    Another reporter asked, "Li Tiezhu, do you have any complaints or resentment against the two mentors who voted for you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank them! Really! I said, I will try to understand the guidance of two instructors and learn their essence. Then, I will learn from the live broadcast of the sound tomorrow evening as a tiktok for two tutors."


    Reporter: "reward? Ten songs a day? Are you kidding? No one can do it..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you said it was an ordinary person, and I was a genius."


    Reporter: "so... What kind of songs will you write?"


    Li Tiezhu: "good song! Divine comedy! Classic! Each capital represents the nobility and elegance of royal music, and combines the explosion and rhythm of engine singing."


    Reporter: "..."


    Cow force is not like this. Will you pretend to force? Who dares to say he writes a classic song? Ten songs a day!


    A stone stirs thousands of waves.


    Li Tiezhu did not make peace with the mud, but chose "positive hard", which immediately made the reporters very happy.


    The reporter asked Gao Xixi: "excuse me, Li Tiezhu, the composer, arranger and singer of the theme song of the Three Kingdoms, has just been eliminated by a good voice. What do you think?"


    Opinion?


    I''m not a good voice director. I don''t comment.


    Li Tiezhu''s game has nothing to do with the Three Kingdoms. It''s probably like this. It''s an old routine.


    Gao Xixi said, "it''s like a thorn in the back! It''s like a lump in the throat!"


    The audience was stunned.


    I saw that Gao Xi was iron blue in the West and looked around at the crowd:


    "I don''t understand music, but I can''t stand the actions of some people turning their hands for the clouds and covering their hands for the rain. This player sings in average but works hard to advance. This player sings very well, so I''m eliminated for your sake. Treat the audience as fools?!"


    "Compared with the so-called judges, I believe more in the voice of the audience and the audience. In three minutes, you will see the real level of Li Tiezhu. As for the quality of the song, the audience will judge it! Thank you!"


    I''m going to slap you back!


    At ten o''clock sharp, the interview was over, and the first episode of the Three Kingdoms began to be broadcast simultaneously on the whole network with five TV stations and two apps.


    The picture is dark and slowly emerging, which is a close-up of the choppy Yangtze River.


    The sound of music gradually rises, accompanied by a few rapid drums, desolate and ancient, which makes people''s scalp numb.


    The picture gradually changes into a broken city, with war smoke raging, corpses like mountains, a wooden car overturning, and a broken and bloody war flag swinging in the wind.


    A wind swept through the accompaniment.


    It''s like setting aside 1800 years of wind, frost, rain and snow to face the vast troubled times again.


    A slightly abrupt but just right Gong rang through.


    As soon as the picture changed, it was a tragic and huge war scene. Thousands of cavalry rushed into the waiting infantry array in a wedge-shaped array.


    Overlooking from the air, the battlefield is like a chessboard and people are like ants.


    At the moment when the cavalry rushed into the infantry camp, the picture suddenly faded. The picture returns to the waves of the Yangtze River again.


    The sound of drums, bugles, springs, violas... And the wind complement each other.


    Under the background of music, a magnificent historical epic is perfectly presented in the eyes and hearts of the viewer.


    However, the accompaniment was almost a minute, but no song sounded.


    What''s going on?


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 Chapter 103

    Barrage:


    "I got goose bumps all over the floor."


    "Worship!!!"


    "God! I''m so surprised that I''m looking for shit to eat..."


    "I want to send you our crowdfunding."


    "Catch it upstairs. It''s Curry."


    "Tell you a joke, yehenara: Li Tiezhu can''t arrange music!"


    "Bad reviews, not royal advanced music."


    "Engine singing?"


    "Why doesn''t Li Tiezhu sing?"


    "The prelude to this song is too long, isn''t it?"


    When the time came to the 56th second, the accompaniment sound decreased, several zithers became clearer and brighter, and the song sounded slowly:


    The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward


    Waves wash away Heroes


    Right or wrong, success or failure, turn head empty


    The green mountains are still there


    How many sunsets


    ¡­¡­


    White haired fisherman and woodcutter on Jiangzhu


    Used to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze


    A pot of muddy wine likes to meet


    How many things have happened in ancient and modern times


    All pay a joke


    Stop singing, the whole song is only three minutes?!


    Short!


    But powerful.


    The audience couldn''t help applauding, not warm, just to express their appreciation, because the TV play began.


    More and more barrages:


    "Mr. Ethan is right, God!"


    "Another joke: Li Tiezhu was eliminated by a good voice because his song was not well written and sang well."


    "A graduate student in the Department of composition heard it on his knees."


    "I just want to @ yehenara @ Wang Feng"


    "Just for this song," the Three Kingdoms "I chased."


    "It''s gone?"


    "Li Tiezhu is so short..."


    "Iron pillar, the length is not a problem. It''s hard enough. Look how hard this song is?"


    "You''re crooked. I''ve called the police."


    After the opening song is sung, there is darkness on the live screen, and the montage lens of eliminating the chaos of the yellow scarf gradually emerges.


    From dubbing:


    At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the chaos of the yellow scarf shook Kyushu. Although it was flat in August, it was difficult to eliminate the accumulated disadvantages of the Han Dynasty


    Then, enter the positive.


    In the first episode, Dong Zhuo bullies the young master and humiliates his colleagues. Cao a conceals his assassination and exposes it. He pretends to offer a knife to escape Luoyang and mistakenly kill LV boxe. All the princes come to the tiger prison with their minds.


    In the second episode, Guan Yunchang kills Hua Xiong with warm wine, LV Fengxian fights Sanying with a horse, Dong thieves burn the east capital and threaten the emperor to flee West, Sun Jian occasionally gets a jade seal to lead the princes to infighting, and Liu Guanzhang leaves in anger


    The fast pace of the new edition of the Three Kingdoms makes people dizzying. In particular, the war scene is extremely grand and magnificent, which is amazing.


    After the two episodes were broadcast, the guests at the premiere responded with warm applause. There is no doubt that this is a good play.


    The guests took up the microphone to express their views, most of which were praised.


    Chen Wenwu''s Cao Cao is treacherous and cunning, but he loves talents and cherishes talents. Yu Weihe''s Liu Bei is loyal to the great cause, and Chen''s house is quite deep. Yu Guangyu is brave in the three armies, but he is also proud


    Even Nie Yao, the actor of Zhao Yun who only showed a few scenes next to Gongsun Zan, has been praised several times. This is Zhao Yun who most matches his appearance and temperament.


    As the theme song, rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River, naturally, has also been commented by many people.


    Mr. Chen Mingdao, a professional of Emperor:


    "I regret it now. I should play a role in this song, even if I''m a guest! Unfortunately, Gao Xixi doesn''t call me."


    Bullet screen: the Emperor didn''t let you play this play.


    Zheng Henian, Professor of Donghai Conservatory of music and national super Musician:


    "This song is generous, solemn and stirring! The country, the country and the world have fought for several times. Life has been like a dream for a hundred years. The artistic conception of words and music is very consistent. The composition is magnificent, the accompaniment is magnificent, and Li Tiezhu''s highly recognizable voice, the right rhythm and length have fully improved the level of the whole TV series."


    When asked if he was too boastful, the old man added:


    "It''s no exaggeration! It''s ancient, modern, beautiful and passionate! It takes decades for the music world to produce such a song. You can''t write it unless you have a great spirit in your heart."


    Barrage: Li Tiezhu''s heart is as big as a fight and as stable as an old dog!


    At twelve o''clock sharp, the premiere of the Three Kingdoms ended successfully, and the media and guests gradually dispersed.


    Backstage, Gao Xixi got the first-hand premiere data. He was also very excited and announced to the main creative team:


    "The Three Kingdoms has 54 million TV views and 32 million Internet views, totaling 86 million. In other words, the number of viewers must exceed 100 million!"


    The crowd also cheered. This data is good enough. Apart from others, the first place this year is stable.


    Gao Xixi waved his big hand: "go! Change your clothes, Jiangsu and Zhejiang exchange, my personal treat!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you eat in the middle of the night?"


    Nie Yao: "who eats? Of course, go drinking!"


    Li Tiezhu: "can I not go? I can''t drink."


    Nie Yao''s expression gradually became abnormal and shouted loudly: "all departments pay attention! Li Tiezhu can''t drink, Li Tiezhu can''t drink, Li Tiezhu can''t drink, and important things are said three times. Brothers, take care of Tiezhu later!"


    Yu Weihe: "absolutely, we must take good care of it."


    Li Tiezhu said gratefully, "thank you, brother Yao."


    ¡­¡­


    An hour and a half later, the second floor of jiangzhehui was bustling. Gao Xixi was singing on the stage and Lin Ruxin was dancing. A group of people below pushed cups and changed lamps. It seems that it can''t be finished in three or four hours.


    The unconscious Li Tiezhu was carried downstairs by Qin Tao, and Nie Yao was bent on seeing him off.


    The Brothers Cruelly took care of Li Tiezhu.


    Nie Yao helped to call a car, paid the money, ordered Qin Tao to send a message home, then turned over and killed him back. Zhao Zilong in Shijiazhuang can fight another 300 rounds.


    Downstairs, it was almost two o''clock. When the evening wind blew, Li Tiezhu vomited.


    Qin Tao helped to shoot his back and laughed. "You are a Harbin, and you drank a bottle of Baijiu when you first drank. You didn''t die in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. It''s already a big hit!"


    It''s much better to spit out. Li Tiezhu said, "Yu Wei and Lao Yin force me! I don''t drink. The three brothers in Taoyuan will take off my pants. Do you think I can stop drinking? I can''t beat him."


    "You might as well take off your pants and scare them."


    "Go away, we are all friends. We can''t hurt their self-esteem... Go and buy me a bottle of water, please, brother Tao!"


    "Ah, good."


    Li Tiezhu sat on the roadside and finally turned on his mobile phone. He couldn''t turn on the premiere. Later, he was stunned and didn''t have a chance to see his mobile phone.


    Deng Deng


    Dozens of wechat messages, eight missed calls, all cats.


    Li Tiezhu woke up a little: "nothing really happened to her? I said she was in a bad mood today."


    All the messages sent by the cat are to let her go to her house to find her.


    Li Tiezhu made a phone call and answered it. It was obvious that he hadn''t slept yet.


    "What''s the matter? Cat... Are you all right? Did you say no on the phone? Well, I''ll come right away."


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu took the water Qin Tao had just bought, rinsed his mouth, drank it all at once, and said, "go back first. I''ll ride a bike to teacher lengba''s house. She has something to find me."


    Qin Tao rolled his eyes: "it must be a very important thing, right? Can you get drunk like this... OK?"


    Li Tiezhu unlocked the small yellow car on the roadside: "I''m awake. I can find the way. Don''t worry."


    Qin Tao waved and left, "I''m not asking you if you can do this, but... Forget it, go and have a good time! See you tomorrow."


    Li Tiezhu rode on and left. How can I see you tomorrow? I''ll be back when I''m done talking.


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 Chapter 104

    Riding around, he came to lengba''s community. He was a little drunk. Li Tiezhu, who was drunk for the first time, was a little confused in his eyes and his head was like paste.


    He bought some cat food in the small supermarket at the intersection, potato chips, spicy chips and noodles. Although his thinking is not very clear, there is still some awareness of cat keepers.


    Li Tiezhu pressed against the wall and rang the doorbell.


    Ding Dong¡ª¡ª


    Click, the door opens quickly.


    "Tiezhu, you... What''s the matter with you? Why doesn''t your cell phone turn on? Cats are worried! Why drink so much wine? Come on, come in..."


    Lengba nervously helped Li Tiezhu into the room.


    "Here, cat food."


    "You..."


    "I''m not stingy. I pick... I buy expensive ones. They''re all the ones I''ve seen you eat..."


    "Do you remember?"


    Li Tiezhu leaned against the sofa and didn''t speak again. His hand covered his forehead and his head hurt a little.


    Lengba''s nose is a little sour. Speaking of it, they spend very little time together. He is a straight man of steel. He actually remembers the snacks that cats like to eat. The stingy cat keeper bought a packet of imported potato chips for 18 yuan.


    Once again, lengba blamed herself even more when she thought that his selfishness had caused him to be targeted by Wang Dashao and his great future had come to naught.


    At first, she didn''t expect to bring so much trouble to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu pinched his forehead with his thumb, looked at lengba, and said painfully:


    "Why don''t you eat? Cat, what happened to you? Who bullied you? Tell me, I''ll beat him for you! Don''t worry, I can beat him very well. No one is allowed to bully my cat!"


    "I''m sorry, I made you eliminated."


    Lengba''s misty eyes looked at Li Tiezhu and finally chose to be honest.


    Li Tiezhu pinched his head harder:


    "Hiss! What''s none of your business? Those two mentors are the one who made me. Don''t worry. Although I''m stupid, I''ve never been bullied for nothing. Tomorrow night, you see how I disgust them."


    Lengba: "but... I used you."


    Li Tiezhu interrupted: "I tell you, a fool like me is not stupid at all. I''m smart enough! I don''t have a high IQ, but I''m a thief. In high school, I chose Qin Tao as my friend, and the class flower is half. In the audition, four mentors, I chose you to help me get the popsicle. In the finals, three mentors, I chose Mr. Ethan without hesitation. Who''s good and who''s bad. Smart people have to guess for a long time. A fool can tell at a glance I can see. Really! So... I believe you, you are a good cat. "


    Sure enough, you talk more when you''re drunk.


    Lengba smiled. In order to comfort me, the cat owners began to black themselves. He obviously felt bad himself.


    How humiliating it is for honest guys to drink like this! They don''t turn on their mobile phones. People like him drink alone until 2 a.m


    Yeah!


    With his talent, he was eliminated in that disgusting way, which is a complete public humiliation. And he, for the sake of other players backstage, endured the humiliation alone and went to quell the incident.


    No one can stand it.


    She came to the back of the sofa and helped Li Tiezhu pinch his forehead: "it was Wang Dashao who said hello and eliminated you. The program team seemed unwilling, but the two mentors were very obedient."


    Li Tiezhu enjoyed humming. The cat''s craftsmanship was good. Her fingers were so comfortable: "who''s Wang Dashao? I don''t know."


    "The one who came to my house last time to kick over the tea table."


    "He! You didn''t stop him last time. I chased him out and bullied women. What is it?"


    "Well..."


    "Do you know where he lives? I beat him up all night."


    "You really can''t beat this."


    "Is he good at martial arts?"


    "This... His father is the richest man."


    "Well, I can''t beat him. I can only find a chance to come to the shade. I''ll put a sack on him when he''s alone..."


    "Poof... How much did you drink?"


    "A bottle of Wuliangye."


    "Boo ~"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu, who had a splitting headache, had his skull exploded. Did he drink too much and have an illusion?


    Lengba stood behind the sofa, rubbing Li Tiezhu''s temples with her hands, bent over her body, her delicate face covered with red clouds, and her red lips were as beautiful as flowers. She looked down at the dark faced man below, the shallow lip print on her forehead.


    "He''s been chasing me for two years, on and off. It''s actually a business. He has a lot of girlfriends. It''s estimated that he''s a collector. He basically changes every few months. I''m very annoyed, but I can''t afford it. Sister MI can''t help it. I can only try to avoid him. Last time, when you lived in my house, he harassed me again. It happened that you came out with a cloth strip... I was annoyed at that time OK, I''ll take you as a shield when I''m impulsive. I probably would rather be your cat than his girlfriend. Then he kicked over the tea table. "


    "Such a thing! What do I say, teacher? Why did you become a cat for no reason? It scared me!"


    "So this time he''s taking revenge on you. I''m sorry I''ve bothered you."


    "Teacher..."


    "Call a cat!"


    "No, it''s already said. You''re a cat with me as a shield. In fact, you don''t have to..."


    "That was before. It was the cat''s fault before, but you put a cat collar on the cat yourself. Don''t cheat. Look at your honest appearance, I didn''t expect... Hum!"


    "Hmm! All right, cat. Press... Harder."


    Lengba jiaochen''s appearance was so tempting that Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to look directly, so he had to close his eyes.


    Then, no one spoke. The cat keeper and the cat had a tacit understanding. Instead of blaming him, he tried to protect her, and she didn''t blame herself. Lengba pinched Li Tiezhu''s forehead. Her fingers were sore, but the cat didn''t stop.


    "Ten songs a day, really?"


    "No problem. Well, I should go back to my apartment and sleep."


    "Don''t go back like this."


    "OK. Don''t blame the cat too much... As long as he doesn''t bully you in the future, it doesn''t matter to retaliate against me. If he... Dares to harass the cat again, you must tell me that I really give him a sack! I... i... who am I? Ah! Yes! I, Li Tiezhu, said... I can do it."


    "The cat believes you."


    "Well, no, I''m hard... I''m sleepy."


    "Let the cat help you to rest."


    "Thank you... Thank you."


    "You''re welcome. It''s your cat."


    "You smell good, cat."


    "What''s the smell? The cat hasn''t taken a bath and hasn''t unloaded her makeup to wait for you. Are you drunk and dizzy?"


    "There are many stars in the room..."


    "Sure enough, I''m drunk."


    Li Tiezhu fell into bed and even began to snore. He was too tired this day.


    Lengba put down her heart knot, went to take a bath, put on her nightdress and prepared to go back to the master bedroom to sleep. After thinking about it, he went to fetch a basin of warm water, wiped Li Tiezhu''s face and helped him cover the quilt.


    Then, a cry of surprise.


    The cat can''t move. It is locked by the cat keeper''s control skill. Moreover, this control skill also has the effects of paralysis and dizziness.


    Is this going to kill the cat?


    No, he didn''t wake up. He snored softly and said something vaguely.


    It''s just a cat. It''s not light or heavy.


    How much hard work did this guy do on the construction site at a young age? The hands are full of calluses... Both hands.


    The control skill lasted a little longer. Half an hour later, lengba, with soft legs, found a chance to escape the claw. He slipped out of bed softly, crept back to his bedroom with the wall, and finally picked up a "small life".


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 Chapter 105

    In the middle of the night, there was a lingering fragrance in the cat''s hand. The next day, Li Tiezhu was in a good mood. He went to the training base to pack up and leave. Xiao Yueyue called.


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, brother Yue! What can I do for you?"


    Xiao Yueyue: "brother, are you okay? Those two mentors are disgusting. I have cursed them."


    "Ah? It''s all right, brother. Thank you."


    "You''re all right? WOW! You''re worthy of my idol. Your psychological quality is good. I tell you, I''ve been bullied like this in Yunde society more than once, so you have to cheer. I''ll support you at the resurrection match and advance! Finally, we won the championship!"


    "No, forget the championship. I booked the top ten. Don''t worry, I won''t give up."


    Li Tiezhu is very moved. Xiao Yueyue looks silly, but he is very cunning and has a high IQ. Li Tiezhu''s "silly eyes and golden eyes" can see that this man is worth making friends. His cunning is forced out and he is not bad.


    "Another thing, there''s a very popular program. I''m invited to attend one. I want to take you with me. Are you free? Anyway, you have a holiday."


    "Ah? Thank you, brother."


    "It''s all right. That''s it? I''ve agreed on a time to contact you. It should be these two days."


    "OK."


    "Goodbye, brother Yue!"


    "Goodbye, brother Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu put away the phone and thought to himself, Xiao Yueyue has a good heart, but he always feels bad about inviting me to the program! He''s looking for a "job" for me. Yes, it''s very sincere. It''s not easy, but it seems to be a little evil.


    ¡­¡­


    After a night of fermentation, Li Tiezhu''s elimination has been on the Internet, and tiktok, jobao, Penguin Forum... All about this matter.


    Li Tiezhu was the first in the hot search of the whole network.


    Some people sent out a short video of rolling Yangtze River flowing east, @ yehenara and Wang Feng, and asked them which song could surpass this one.


    The comment area is full of ridicule, ridicule and even curse.


    There was a popular cover of "Youth" and asked people to play the evaluation of two tutors, which made a great mischief, so that the Royal high-level music and engine singing immediately became a hot stem.


    Gao Xixi''s sentence "like a thorn in the back, like a lump in the throat" is also popular all over the network. He spoke the voice of many people.


    At the same time, the scene of teacher Ethan kicking the table and leaving was praised and forwarded by countless people.


    Excited by the crowd, general director Hong Bo came forward to clarify that it was the mentor''s decision to eliminate Li Tiezhu, and the program team had no right to interfere, but ensured that Li Tiezhu would be treated fairly in the resurrection match.


    The two mentors also had to speak.


    Yehenara: I''m to urge Li Tiezhu to make progress. It''s Wang Feng who eliminated him.


    Wang Feng: I appreciate Li Tiezhu very much, otherwise I won''t point out his shortcomings. Yehenara should be responsible for this matter.


    Still singing the double reed.


    Then, there was a curse under their necks. They couldn''t delete it. They had to ask the navy to scold each other.


    But the most important concern is Li Tiezhu''s nine tiktok live broadcast tonight.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu packed up his things and came out of the training base. Instead of leaving immediately, he took a video in front of the base:


    "Hello, everyone, I am Li Tiezhu. In order to thank the two teachers for their tiktok and ardent expectation, I will report the results of the study at nine o''clock tonight, please watch it on time!"


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu cooked a large basin of dry pot ribs, and Qin Tao pouted at the tea table in the living room to eat haisai. Xiao Jiu also rubbed a piece of ribs, which was so hot that he suspected meow Sheng.


    At half-time, Qin Tao put up the mobile phone bracket and said with some worry: "really want to do this?"


    Li Tiezhu scalded the duck intestines: "when did you see me bullied and didn''t call back?"


    "I mean, we used to face ordinary people. You don''t care, but those two are famous stars. Aren''t you afraid of their revenge?"


    "I''m not afraid. Besides, I''m not humiliating them! I''m learning from them and reporting my learning results."


    "But... Do you really write so many ''good songs''? It''s only one day."


    "Wait and see."


    ¡­¡­


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu''s short video was praised by millions and forwarded by many people. Many good Samaritans paid attention to Li Tiezhu in order to watch the live "report performance".


    After all, it was the first live broadcast of serious brother Li Tiezhu. Everyone was still very interested.


    In a few hours, Li Tiezhu''s fans soared to more than 6 million.


    9 o''clock.


    Li Tiezhu started broadcasting on time, and fans immediately poured in.


    One thousand, two thousand, five thousand, ten thousand


    What is this? Didn''t you report the performance? How serious brother and postpartum brother are eating dry pot? Has it changed?


    Reply brush up:


    "Li Tiezhu, what do you eat?"


    "Is it spareribs? Does it smell good?"


    "Serious brother, you''re floating. The pork is so hot. You eat spareribs!"


    "Hey! I said, did you spit the wrong slot? Didn''t you report the performance?"


    "Serious brother, please start your performance."


    Li Tiezhu was gnawing at the ribs and said vaguely, "no hurry! There are still a few people now. I''m afraid the friends coming in behind can''t appreciate it. Don''t miss the passing opportunity!"


    The gifts in the live broadcasting room are also brushed up. They are not very valuable, but they are more lively.


    "Iron pillar, don''t lose heart, mother regiment will always support you!"


    "Those two mentors are not human, bah!"


    "It''s really disgusting."


    "Serious brother resurrection competition, let''s vote for you together. If you reach the top ten, you will be paid with blood!"


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "it''s not so exaggerated! Tutor yehenala and Tutor Wang Feng are very kind to me. Don''t provoke our relationship. One of them cares about my music taste and the other guides my singing skills. I personally appreciate it."


    In just two or three minutes, the number of people in the live broadcasting room has reached 120000, which shows the heat of this event.


    "Are you stupid?"


    "Don''t be serious upstairs, serious brother. This is irony."


    "Thank you! Thank their ancestors for eighteen generations."


    Li Tiezhu picked up a piece of chicken wings and sang, "I conquered you... Cut off all the roads..."


    Qin Tao clapped with chops in his mouth: "good! You''re great."


    "Hahaha! I knew it!"


    "Here we are! Here we are."


    "Please sit down and enjoy the performance of iron pillar."


    After singing, Li Tiezhu chewed the chicken wings and said, "Royal high-level music! Tut tut! I didn''t listen to the song before. Today, I turn over the song of tutor yehenara and watch it. Good guy! It scared my head off."


    "Ah, I''m dead!"


    "I''m so scared that my head fell off. You''re really disgusted?"


    "Cowhide!"


    "I''m serious. I haven''t counselled! Royal advanced music, good!"


    "You''re going to die!"


    "Dead."


    "Scared me to take off the ball and kick it in the head."


    "It''s terrible."


    "Can''t you tell? Her song is native, royal and first sister..."


    "I''m special... The backhand is a Ferrari!"


    Your uncle flew in the sky and presented a Ferrari to the anchor.

 Chapter 106

    Qin Tao is responsible for cheering: "pick up your head and don''t throw it around. Now you pay attention to garbage classification."


    Li Tiezhu: "how do you talk? Anyway, it''s also garbage edified by the Royal high-level music. After enjoying the garbage, no, after enjoying the royal music, I picked up my head and learned Wang Feng''s motor singing with a pious mood. Then..."


    Qin Tao: "the head fell off again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''m infatuated this time. Listen... Forget the baby cream, forget the tax bill, forget the bad love last spring, forget the rose gold, forget the cowhide skirt, forget the old sweet lies, let''s swing together, swing together..."


    Qin Tao: "it''s like playing a pendulum."


    Barrage:


    "This song sounds good!"


    "Iron pillar sings more flavor."


    "How do you want to black?"


    "What''s the name of black? Serious brother, this is research and learning."


    "I see how you blow. When you blow, I''ll send you a helicopter."


    Li Tiezhu: "pay attention to singing, engine singing, sudden... It reminds me of my third uncle''s tractor, sense of rhythm, explosive power, and unparalleled low voice... It''s fascinating!"


    "The tractor is OK."


    "Scared, I quickly looked at the tractor key around my waist."


    "It''s a little too dark, but they don''t want Bilian when they black you. You''re free and very happy."


    "Yes, you''re not afraid to die. We''re afraid to see it?"


    "You do the first day of junior high school, I do the fifteenth day, and Li Tiezhu continues."


    "The backhand is a helicopter."


    Your sister took me off to do something and reward the anchor a helicopter.


    At this time, less than 10 minutes after the live broadcast, more than 1.1 million people came to watch Li Tiezhu die. Openly live ridicule two famous singers for a long time. What''s not death?


    Qin Tao: "well, learning makes people progress!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, after appreciating the excellent works of the two tutors, I fell into an extremely mysterious state, like an immortal..."


    Qin Tao: "immortal picking peach?"


    Li Tiezhu: "civilization is the immortal''s Guide. I NIMA immediately got through Ren Du''s two veins."


    Qin Tao: "are you going to heaven?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! I am sublimation! My creative inspiration is like a string of thin, and my singing skills are as smooth as Tutor Wang''s leather pants!"


    Qin Tao: "wearing leather pants to prevent side leakage? It''s the essence of Tutor Wang Feng!"


    Li Tiezhu: "come on! Devil, shut up! This is an epiphany. I wrote ten songs in one day. I have a high sense of royal music. I use a tractor... No, it''s absolutely amazing to sing with an engine."


    Qin Tao: "ten new songs? Sing one."


    Li Tiezhu picked up his guitar from the sofa and said, "don''t go! I won''t go... Bet, curse, pull the hook, don''t go, I won''t go, heaven is a quilt, earth pawnshop..."


    Qin Tao: "sleeping trough! Good!!!"


    Live comments:


    "My God! My ears!"


    "An earth shaking song, please accept my knee."


    "Great God, take the magic power!"


    "Don''t go..."


    "I won''t go! Wait for you."


    "Why do I hear so much? Is this royal music?"


    "Really advanced."


    "Li Tiezhu, you are a fucking talent."


    Hot pot is about to eat standing and give the anchor a yacht!!!


    "@ hot pot is about to be eaten standing. Aren''t you afraid to offend your mentor, Zhao Liya?"


    "She was afraid of yehenara on the program. How can she be afraid?"


    After singing for half a sentence, Li Tiezhu took a lump of cauliflower for himself and said, "what''s up? Does this song" you don''t go "feel very noble?"


    Qin Tao: "it''s very Royal! It tastes like mentor yehenara... This kind of peerless good song is rare!"


    Li Tiezhu: "that can''t be. This is the first song. After the two mentors enlightened and opened up my second pulse as governor, I wrote ten songs a day today, and nine more, the first classic."


    Qin Tao: "ho... Is it true or false?"


    The number of people in the live studio exceeded two million.


    Comments:


    "I don''t believe it! This song has been sealed. Can there be such a wonderful song?"


    "Ten songs? One day?"


    "As long as half of this song is ugly, I''ll convince you."


    "What is ugly? It''s xianle."


    "Royal premium music."


    "Just arrived. What did Li Tiezhu sing? Is there a new song?"


    "Brother, you missed a hundred million!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can look down on me! But you can''t look down on royal music and engine singing!"


    Qin Tao: "I''m wrong! Come on, second song?"


    Li Tiezhu cleared his throat: "hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum hum."


    Qin Tao: "Hmm! The old driver drives steadily."


    Comments:


    "Creation like God!"


    "Li Tiezhu is invincible in the world!"


    "There are ten songs in the war of canonization. If you keep this quality, you should be crazy..."


    "The battle of true crazy God!"


    "The key is to write it one day. I believe that Li Tiezhu will never write such a song until he is disgusted by those two people."


    "I love to see and hear it. It''s a wonderful performance!"


    Lengba gave the anchor three helicopters!!


    "I''ll go! Do you go straight to the large one? So bold?"


    "Mr. lengba is too supportive of Li Tiezhu?"


    "Fake?"


    "I click in and see. It''s officially certified. It''s really Mr. lengba."


    The number of people in the live broadcasting room exceeded 4 million.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly sighed that the cat was still loyal to the Lord! Even if it is to protect the cat from being bullied, it is necessary to kill the two stupid teachers.


    I Li Tiezhu never wanted justice. If you humiliate me, I will humiliate you. That''s just it!


    Li Tiezhu''s third song: "... Until the autumn wind rustles and weeds pile up, I''m beautiful, I''m beautiful, I''m drunk..."


    Qin Tao: "I''m drunk, too."


    The number of people in the live studio exceeded 6 million.


    Comment: "Damn, I can''t help crying. Is this... Legendary royal music? It''s so elegant!"


    The fourth song: "one step is wrong, the whole life is wrong, go to the sea to accompany the dance. In order to live, the dancer is also a person, and the pain in the heart tells who... The accompanying dance shakes and hugs and hugs, and the personality has long been soaked in the wine..."


    Qin Tao: "who is this? I''ll save her."


    The number of people in the live studio reached seven million.


    Comment: "Li Tiezhu! Please let me call you... Dad!"


    The fifth song: "... I can''t afford to hurt. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I think it''s dark. I call you. The beauty is in your arms again. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you so much. I can''t afford to hurt. I really can''t afford to hurt..."


    Qin Tao: "I feel like I''m going to have ear cancer."


    Comment: "great! What''s the use of this Jill?"


    The sixth song: "... Fahai, if you don''t understand love, Leifeng Tower will fall down. We will never be separated together..."


    Qin Tao: "well, this is the story of a scholar who dared to say snake in the Song Dynasty."


    Comment: "the engine is buzzing. I split it directly!"


    Li Tiezhu''s meaning is very obvious. What royal music and what engine singing method, in my eyes, is this kind of force.

 Chapter 107

    The seventh song: "... At the beginning, you wanted to separate, separate, and now you have to coax me back with true love. Love is not something you can buy if you want..."


    Qin Tao: "the law forbids it, but there are some pink alleys..."


    Comment: "ah! I closed it again!"


    In just half an hour, more than 11 million viewers have poured into the live studio. They are all killed by Lei De, Jiao Li Nen and Li Tiezhu''s royal style and engine singing!


    The presentation was really wonderful!


    The first seven songs are already the peak. I don''t know if the next three songs can make further progress?


    I don''t know if yehenara and Wang Feng are watching!


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host on completing the challenge. There are 13 million live broadcast people and 10.02 million fans. Reward intelligence value of 20 points and primary singing skill]


    After receiving the reward, Li Tiezhu took a sip of orange juice and relaxed slowly.


    Even so, we can''t give up halfway!


    Say ten songs, ten songs, not one less. In order to repay the selfless teaching of the two mentors, we must not cut corners.


    That''s immoral!


    Qin Tao: "your face is green."


    Li Tiezhu: "too involved, advanced music makes me excited."


    Qin Tao: "slow down, don''t vomit."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I have to slow down, ang! The ribs are really delicious."


    Comments:


    "Thank Li Tiezhu for taking it easy. People need money to sing. You''re dying to sing..."


    "Serious brother, my mother said the song you wrote is very good. I''m going to download it and take it to the square dance. Please, the whole album!"


    "Is it serious to make an album?"


    "Although I''m ashamed, my mother also says it sounds good..."


    "Elegant music will shine! Dog head."


    "Li Tiezhu, come on, don''t let me down with the last three songs!"


    Little Yue Yue of Yunde society rewarded the anchor three aircraft carriers.


    "What ghost?"


    "Xiaoyue, are you crazy?"


    "Miss Guo will break your leg when you go home!"


    Xiaoyue Yue of Yunde Society: "no, master is tumbling next to me. I''m in a good mood. Uncle qian''er asked me to reward him. It''s not for Tiezhu, it''s for Qin Tao. Uncle said he was very supportive and asked him if he would like to learn crosstalk."


    "I''ll go! You not only reward, but also reply. What a cow!"


    "Li Tiezhu is popular!"


    Wang Dashao rewarded the anchor with ten aircraft carriers.


    "Hum?!"


    "Which side are you on, Mr. Wang?"


    "I suddenly believe it''s not Wang Dashao who blacked Li Tiezhu."


    Wang Dashao: "nonsense! I want to blackmail him. He can''t even get into the finals. Don''t write! Li Tiezhu, the last three songs, director Zhou and I are waiting to listen!"


    "Don''t blackmail our chairman Zhou. He can''t be so boring."


    Zhou Dong rewarded the anchor with ten aircraft carriers.


    Zhou Dong: "don''t worry, don''t worry, take your time."


    "Hey..."


    "Is the world swollen?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. Zhao Liya and lengba were forgiven for giving a reward. They would certainly support themselves. Xiao Yueyue was a little abrupt, but she could accept it.


    But what happened to Wang Dashao and Zhou Dong?


    Dong Zhou has never seen it!


    Wang Dashao? Isn''t he the one who hacked me because of the cold? Is it wrong?


    It seems that the water is a little deep!


    Li Tiezhu, with an IQ of 85, couldn''t understand, so he stopped thinking, and picked up his guitar: "the eighth song" sorrow ah sorrow "is for everyone... Sorrow ah sorrow, sorrow has turned white. Since I separated from you, I have lived in the prison building. Tears can''t stop flowing, can''t stop flowing down... Holding a nest head in my hand, there is no drop of oil in the dish..."


    Qin Tao: "Oh, this is locked up in the squad room? Sin."


    Comments:


    "It''s also the waist disc. Why are you so prominent."


    Sorry tiktok, I just shook my voice, I don''t know the rules. Is it a direct laugh or what process to go?


    Li Tiezhu''s ninth song: "first, you shouldn''t love me secretly. It doesn''t matter to love me secretly. You shouldn''t come to my home... Nine shouldn''t, ten shouldn''t, least of all, I should love you deeply..."


    Qin Tao: "which one has such a strong taste and falls in love with you?"


    Comments:


    "Iron pillar, I believe you will walk in peace!"


    "Don''t throw away your cheating girlfriend. Stick egg liquid, wrap bread bran and fry until golden. Lao Wang next door is greedy and crying."


    Li Tiezhu''s tenth song: "friends, you should remember the truth. Listen to me sing thirteen parents. Every sentence is telling the truth. My friends, listen to me and remember in your heart. Ah, hi, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho


    The system shows that the last three songs are actually the songs of the same great God in the world.


    Li Tiezhu was taken.


    Qin Tao: "still... How philosophical?"


    Comments:


    "Such terror!"


    "I burst out laughing at such a serious matter as adding a new grave..."


    "Why should I sing this divine song while I''m squatting in the toilet? I''m kneeling in shit now."


    Li Tiezhu drank two more mouthfuls of orange juice and sang for forty or fifty minutes. His throat hurt a little:


    "The above is my report performance to the two mentors. These ten songs will be combined into an album called Royal engine. I would like to dedicate this album to ye henara and Wang Feng, two mentors with both virtue and art. Thank you very much!"


    "In addition, I express strong indignation and firm condemnation for the online rumors that the two mentors harmed me. The two mentors treated me very well. I believe they will be very pleased to hear these ten songs."


    Yes, you can''t be angry even if you openly feed shit to you. You have to say: this child is so filial.


    I want you to go down in history with the Royal engine!


    Comments:


    "Don''t worry! I''ll let them listen to the album a hundred times a day. Ha ha ha!"


    "Really cool, Li Tiezhu is awesome."


    "Royal engine, fighter in divine comedy!"


    "I''m also worried that Li Tiezhu can''t get justice. Now I''m relieved."


    "Yes, what nonsense justice do you want? Directly disgust them and humiliate them!"


    "Fair? Serious people who want that thing."


    "I want to go downstairs and play these ten songs on the stereo."


    "Young man, you are very creative."


    Li Tiezhu was gratified to see the majority of netizens go on the road like this and said: "thank you for your support, thank you for your gifts, thank you! Thank you for the careful guidance of the two mentors. Then... I''ll broadcast it next."


    Qin Tao: "good times are always short. Friends, let''s see you next time. Thank you!"


    Then Qin Tao got up and turned off the live broadcast.


    Oh! The total reward is 223000 yuan.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao looked at each other in surprise! I didn''t expect live broadcasting to make so much money!


    Ill gotten wealth, donate it


    In short, after this night, Li Tiezhu won the title of "Divine Comedy heavenly king".


    Don''t go, the old driver takes me, beauty is beautiful, dancer tears, can''t afford to hurt, Fahai you don''t know love, love business, sorrow, ten shouldn''t and thirteen don''t kiss.


    These ten songs, thousands of crazy girls overnight, purify the social atmosphere


    Li Tiezhu''s first online album "Royal engine" - I would like to give this album to ye henara and Wang Feng. Without you, there would be no such good songs.


    Such a blatant "gratitude" to the two mentors is a lifetime of immortality.

 Chapter 108

    The next morning, "Royal engine" was the fourth most popular album of penguin music, and it was still running upward with great stamina.


    Mr. Tony, a new comedian who first appeared on the stage of "huantuo comedian", directed and performed himself on the street in the middle of the night. One person acted as the main man and woman, and made an MV of "you don''t go" to support the serious brother. This MV was popular all over the network all night.


    The night before, the high-level meeting room of Kyoto Jushi music was as cold as the winter of March 9, especially the two shareholders, yehenara and Wang Feng, whose teeth were almost broken.


    Because after tonight, they will become the objects of ridicule on the whole Internet. They can''t say anything yet.


    It can''t be said that we jointly hacked Li Tiezhu. Does he retaliate against us?


    Li Tiezhu, who completed the task, immediately added intelligence value after receiving the reward. He was stupid and afraid.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 6 points.


    Music Achievement: 107 points. (ten divine songs, each one gains a little achievement value)


    Variety achievement: 167 points.


    Film and television achievements: 5 points.


    Tiktok: 10 million 920 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 19%.


    Eh?


    How did the domestication level of the cat increase so much? I''m curious! I didn''t do anything. I just rolled her up and down in my dream


    All right!


    Anyway, the first medal of music achievement is in hand! Variety achievement is also considerable. How can it be so much higher than music achievement?


    This is unscientific!


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the medal of "fledgling" for music achievement, and rewarding the "true performance" of entry-level acting skills]


    Huh?


    What''s the use of acting? I''m a singer!


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    ¡­¡­


    The next morning, sitting on the bus to the mushroom house with Xiao Yue, Li Tiezhu was bored and examined his attributes.


    "Mushroom house" is a slow life variety, keeping humble and returning to the countryside, bringing the audience a picture of self-reliance, self-sufficiency, warm hospitality and perfect ecology.


    Because of its great difference from other variety shows, it is very hot.


    Mr. He Ling is the backbone of "happy camp", and Huang Sanshi conquered hundreds of millions of audiences with his exquisite cooking skills in "where''s dad".


    After the ending of "infinite challenge", the two friends jointly opened the first slow variety show in China. They only aired two episodes, but their ratings have exploded, dominating the search of all platforms on the list, and the limelight is not different for a moment.


    It''s just too remote. It takes more than three hours by car.


    Xiao Yueyue listened to the new album "Royal engine" with headphones and tried to alleviate it, but he couldn''t help being nervous. He said to Li Tiezhu, "are you nervous, brother!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t take Qin Tao with him. The level of the goods is limited now. He can''t do business. He eats too much, so he asked him to stay in the East China Sea to raise a cat. Xiao Jiu is fierce, but he won''t scratch Qin Tao any more in so many days.


    "Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu obviously didn''t hear what Xiao Yue said.


    Xiao Yue was slightly aggrieved: "I said, are you nervous about this rural theme program for the first time?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s so nervous? I just went to order for dinner?"


    "I''m nervous. I''m afraid I''ll be scolded if I don''t behave well. Many people on the Internet scold me for acting, I..."


    "Isn''t that true? You''re too soft! You can''t be hard? You don''t look weak and deceptive in private. I know you''re red in this image, but what if I always want to smoke?"


    "Hate iron but not steel? Do they like me when I''m hard?"


    "Try it. Anyway, it''s their program. We''ll leave after we earn money. What''s the problem with trying?"


    Xiao Yueyue: "ah! That makes sense. It''s worthy of my brother Tiezhu. I want to be a tough guy this time!"


    Just you? Tough guy?


    At the front passenger''s seat, the staff turned around and said silently:


    "Then what... You can call to order. This is the mobile phone provided by the program group."


    Xiao Yue took the phone and handed it to Li Tiezhu:


    "Brother! Call and order."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t answer: "don''t you want to be hard? You fight."


    Xiao Yue blinked and shivered and dialed the phone: "ah! Hello? Me, what, is it a radish house or a mushroom house? I want it hard... No, I''ll order takeout, cough... Order! Ha ha, hiccup, order!"


    At the other end of the phone, Peng Peng said, "brother, do you mean crosstalk? It''s so funny!"


    "... it''s over! I''m exposed."


    Xiaoyue was stunned and looked at Li Tiezhu for emergency help.


    Li Tiezhu covers his face. Brother, your IQ is not low. How can you make such an Oolong? Your psychological quality is hard!


    At the other end of the phone, Peng Peng was laughing wildly: "ah ha ha ha... It''s cheating. It''s brother Yue! Brother Yue who talks about crosstalk! Hey! Brother Yue, what would you like to order?"


    Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu: "brother? What shall we order?"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless and whispered, "Jianyang mutton soup! Aren''t they raising sheep?"


    Xiao Yueyue: "ah! My brother told you to kill the sheep. Let''s stew a pot tonight. Jianyang mutton soup! Nourishing..."


    Peng Peng laughed and said, "ha ha... Tianba is from brother Chi Chi. You can''t kill it! Please order something else."


    Xiao Yueyue said to Li Tiezhu, "the sheep is called Tianba. It''s from Chen Chichi in the gallop bar. We can''t kill it. Let''s order something else. What do you want?"


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "hot pot! You should have hairy belly, goose intestines, duck blood, yellow throat, chicken feet, phoenix tail, bean skin, crispy intestines, yam, county liver, beef, fungus, county handle, five flowers, bamboo shoots and yellow spicy diced! Finally, you can''t break your ears!"


    Xiao Yueyue is worthy of learning crosstalk. He cleared his throat and said, "Peng Peng, you''d better take your mobile phone to record. Ah! By the way, we ordered hot pot. The dishes are hairy belly, goose intestines, duck blood, yellow throat, chicken feet, phoenix tail, bean skin, Crispy intestines, yam, county liver, beef, fungus, county handle, five flowers, bamboo shoots and yellow spicy Ding! Finally, we can''t break our ears!"


    Peng Peng: "brother Yue, are you here to smash the field?"


    Yue Yupeng''s toes were high and angry: "that''s right! I Yue Yupeng is so hard!"


    Doodle doodle


    Fuck! Hang up? I haven''t packed enough.


    It''s great to be a tough guy!


    Hahaha, tough guys are so fierce in ordering. Let them go! Hum... I hope Miss Huang won''t hit me.


    Yue Yupeng couldn''t close his legs with a smile. Ah, I''m so happy.


    ¡­¡­


    On the other side, he Ling and Huang Sanshi, who are eating noodles in the yard, hold a bowl and watch Peng trot over with a creepy face.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter? Who''s calling? Peng Peng."


    Peng Peng smiled strangely: "it''s brother Yue Yupeng. There''s another one. Brother Yue calls him brother. I didn''t recognize who he is."


    He Ling: "what did they order?"


    Peng Pengju said in horror, "they want to eat Tianba! What Jianyang mutton soup was resolutely rejected by me."


    Huang Sanshi: "why refuse? Tianba is very good."


    He Ling smiled: "Miss Huang, I advise you to be kind. Tianba is so poor... What, what did they order at last?"


    Peng Peng raised his cell phone and said, "listen to it yourself."


    "What we ordered is hot pot. The dishes are: hairy belly, goose intestines, duck blood, yellow throat, chicken feet, fat cattle, bean skin, crispy intestines, yam, county liver, beef, fungus, county handle, five flowers, bamboo shoots and yellow spicy diced! Finally, we have to break our ears!"


    He Ling laughed and burst out the noodles: "poof! Is Xiao Yue daner so fat? Isn''t he afraid of Mr. Huang''s tender death?"


    Peng Peng: "the attitude is very arrogant! It''s crazy!"


    (thank you for 5000 points of normal to abnormal first hammer stone, wolf_t4260 points, Ling Xuejian 1000 points, mengpiaofei 1000 points, Shuyou 160628081829611 100 points, Shuyou 160816064336488 100 points, if it is more difficult than 100 points, Huang Xiaoshen 100 points, and Shuyou 20190207084011533 100 points. Thank you very much.) Thanks! New week, please recommend!!!)

 Chapter 109

    Huang Sanshi took a mouthful of noodle soup: "Gee! Rampant? Xiao Yueyue counseled very much. He was obviously supported by someone. I would know who it was if he wanted Jianyang mutton soup. If it weren''t for him, Xiao Yueyue wouldn''t be so rampant."


    He Ling: "it''s nice to think about it, but it''s hot pot! The first two issues of Chichi have ruined our family..."


    Huang Sanshi put down the bowl: "Hey! I''d better make it for him. Hey... I can''t afford Xiao Yueyue''s backer."


    He Ling: "ah? You can''t provoke? Who? Mr. Guo gangde?"


    Huang Sanshi glanced: "well, it''s more domineering than that. It''s at the level of ''Heavenly King''. I''m willing to bow down!"


    He Ling was silly: "heavenly king? Do you like mutton soup?"


    Peng Peng said, "that''s hot pot! Teacher Chen Chichi doesn''t have such a big face. This teacher must be a real big man! Is it teacher sun Lei?"


    Huang Sanshi: "he? He''s coming. I''ll cook slippers for him. All right, don''t guess. You''ll know when you come."


    In fact, there is no case that he Ling and Huang Sanshi do not know who the guests are, but the program team will control the information difference between he Ling and Huang Sanshi in order to create suspense.


    He Ling knows who some of the guests are, and Huang Sanshi knows the other part.


    He Ling really didn''t know about the news that Xiao Yueyue was going to bring Li Tiezhu, but the program team called Huang Sanshi yesterday.


    Huang Sanshi naturally didn''t want to provoke right and wrong, but at that time, Huang shaoshaoshao was disgusted and cried by the two tutors for most of the day. Huang Sanshi''s Fox narrowed his eyes and promised on the spot. He also deliberately talked loudly on the phone to attract less attention.


    After hanging up, Huang Sanshi said to his daughter lightly:


    "Don''t cry! Dad takes your idol on the show. If others are afraid of offending those two mentors, they will bow to evil forces. Dad, I''m not afraid of anything! That''s just!"


    Sure enough, the image of the round Huang Sanshi in her daughter''s eyes suddenly became tall.


    Recalling his daughter''s adoring eyes, Huang Sanshi couldn''t help but show his old father''s smile: "it''s just a hot pot, little fun. What did other guests order?"


    Peng Peng: "fried eel ordered by an uncle and braised pig feet ordered by another little sister."


    He Ling smiled and said, "Peng Peng, do you remember correctly? Miss, order pig feet?"


    Huang Sanshi nodded and continued to drink noodle soup: "hey... It''s easy today. Let''s go to the town to buy ingredients."


    He Ling: "it''s still simple? It''s OK to say other dishes. What about hot pot?"


    Huang Sanshi waved: "let''s just buy all the ingredients. When they come to get them, they light the hot pot. They are good at cooking... Today we can finally relax. Thank Yue Yue for bringing a good guest."


    He Ling: "can cook? Dad every day? That''s not the king of heaven!"


    Peng Peng is very simple: "but we have no money."


    "Hey! What a big deal." Huang Sanshi went to a group of staff marked with indifference and scratched his stomach. "What, advance some money! This afternoon, tomorrow morning, in one day, all the rice in the two paddy fields opposite will be finished. How about it?"


    He Ling and Peng Peng are crazy: "don''t you live? How can you finish this!"


    Huang Sanshi smiled treacherously: "Hey! If someone else doesn''t do this, who let him light the hot pot? He''ll kill himself! I''ll make him do it."


    Program group: "you can advance 300."


    Huang Sanshi: "all the corn in the two mu land of Houshan has been broken, 400."


    Program group: "deal!"


    So Huang Sanshi got 400 yuan in cash and led he Ling and Peng Peng into the city to squander.


    A few days later, when the program was broadcast, the barrage exploded:


    "The mushroom house is so fresh! It''s very Li Tiezhu at this time."


    "I dare to invite Li Tiezhu when the fire broke out in the Royal engine. This program chased me."


    "Huang Sanshi is still a cow. He doesn''t care about birds. Those two fools lack mentors."


    "Xiao Yueyue is highly praised. He usually looks like he''s going to die. At this time, he dares to ''privately'' bring Li Tiezhu to the program. Hard!"


    "Mr. Guo''s tutor is still good. Adversity shows the truth."


    "Shh! I''m serious. I''m here to work. Two paddy fields, a few mu of corn fields..."


    "Serious brother: work makes me happy!"


    "I''m going to jump into the river! Are you serious?"


    Not far from the mushroom house, Xiao Yueyue and Li Tiezhu rolled their trousers and piled stones in the river by the road.


    Ashore, the staff are crazy. What''s the big truth?


    These two Han Han!


    Originally, the staff said that the stars who came to the program would bring some gifts or small animals to the mushroom house. Xiao Yueyue looked confused. Li Tiezhu said it was easy to do. Then he stopped the car and went down the river to fish.


    The staff shouted, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, please don''t fish. Let''s go to the market and buy some gifts."


    Xiao Yue''s round face was lifted and filled with sincerity: "no! The gift he bought is not sincere."


    Li Tiezhu whispered: "it''s mainly to spend money if you buy it, or it''s cost-effective by yourself."


    Xiaoyue echoed beep: "yes! We''re here to make money, not to spend money. If we didn''t get the money for the last program, we''d better spend money first..."


    "Well, go up and down, and I''ll catch it here."


    "Brother, is there really a fish?"


    "You see, the deep water area over there is so muddy and there are a lot of fish. I saw a fishing man on the way!"


    "That''s ok..."


    On the other side, several people met the program group''s car as soon as they arrived in town.


    A 17-year-old sister-in-law Liang with a single horsetail jumped out of the car and stared at Shui Lingling''s big eyes:


    "Hello, Mr. Huang! Hello, Mr. He! Hello, brother Peng. Have you bought pig feet?"


    He Ling covered his face: "bamboo son, what pig''s hoof you ordered? You are a beautiful girl. Can you eat a little more delicately?"


    Huang Sanshi: "little Nezha, I said who ordered braised pig feet."


    Matsutake: "what''s the matter? Braised pig''s feet are not exquisite? Then... Stewed pig''s head? Soaked chicken feet?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Oh! I think you have something in common with our chef today!"


    Matsushita: "aren''t you the chef?"


    Huang Sanshi patted his stomach: "I take turns today, just eat, ha ha..."


    "Ah... Who cooks?"


    "A ''Heavenly King'' superstar, the shoulder of the music industry."


    "Wow! Xie Fengting? I didn''t expect my pine and bamboo son to have such a good fortune! Then add preserved egg and lean meat porridge."


    "You can pick it! This'' Heavenly King ''must be good at it."


    "Really? I''m great!"


    He Ling: "


    Peng Peng: "


    Along the way, songzhuer was particularly lively and asked East and West:


    "Why do you buy tripe? Pig''s feet? Goose intestines? Who ordered the dishes? Strange. Eh? What kind of fish is this? Yellow spicy Ding? What? Oh! Someone lit the hot pot? Crazy! Hey? Why don''t you buy the hot pot bottom?"


    Huang Sanshi replied faintly, "there''s not enough money."


    Four hundred yuan was soon gone. Several people went home with food materials and found a brand-new bald head sitting in the yard, reflecting the hot sun alone.


    Xu Shan saw several people carrying food materials in large and small bags and asked, "did you buy eels?"


    Huang sanshiba said, "no money."


    Xu Shanzheng looked at a lot of ingredients in the kitchen and touched his bald head: "you are really poor! Bamboo, you ordered so much? Can you eat it?"


    Songzhuer said innocently, "I didn''t order it. It''s the hot pot lit by teacher Xie Fengting."


    Xu Shanzheng''s face was instantly ugly. The guy with thick hair and high appearance value who didn''t make up for TV was the same as me. What do you mean! I only buy his food and complain... If you have the ability, please invite Duan Yihong.

 Chapter 110

    A small crucian carp was passed through its gills and mouth by grass leaves and hung on a small tree branch by the river.


    "Hee hee! There''s a fish, brother tie Zhu. You''re a good fisherman. I can''t catch it. I''ll cheer you on the side!"


    "Get out! Don''t try to be lazy. See the paddy field next to you? I saw a hole in it just after threshing the millet. Go and pick it. There must be a lot of eels."


    "Ah, that''s fine. I''m coming!"


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    "No, brother, the eel bit me. Look, my fingers are red."


    "Don''t you want to be a tough guy? Go and kill the eel."


    "Oh! I''m here again... No, brother, why do you take off your pants? An eel? Are you? On the program!"


    "Catch fish, the water is deep over there."


    "I thought... However, the machine is shooting. Do you wear underpants or SpongeBob''s..."


    "No, the program team will play mosaic."


    Barrage a few days later:


    "No! The program team won''t mosaic you!"


    "I''m laughing to death. The program team is so cruel!"


    "At first glance, the underpants are Hongji gold collar. They are very cute. I want to pick them off..."


    "Serious brother, it''s good to catch fish!"


    "Zhennima catches fish with her bare hands? I''ve only seen it in martial arts dramas before."


    "What''s the matter? We caught it when we were young in the countryside."


    After more than half an hour of hard work, they harvested eight crucian carp and five eels, big and small, but it was good.


    Then, instead of taking a bus, they walked towards the mushroom house with bags on their backs and fish on their bare feet.


    When he arrived outside the mushroom house, he heard laughter from inside. Xiao Yueyue was nervous again. He slowed down silently and let Li Tiezhu go ahead. Suddenly, Li Tiezhu stopped, turned his head and looked at the little white lamb in the shed.


    Xiao Yue also came up: "is this Tianba? It''s so cute."


    Li Tiezhu: "indeed, it looks delicious. The stewed soup must be very white."


    Xiao Yue said, "brother, let''s not be so cruel. Let''s bake."


    Li Tiezhu swallowed his saliva and said, "I want it all."


    Tianba: "baa ~"


    After watching the sheep for a long time, Li Tiezhu reluctantly walked towards the gate of the mushroom house. As soon as Xiao Yueyue entered the door, he greeted everyone politely. Li Tiezhu was a little dull and called people with Xiao Yueyue.


    Xu Shan gave a cry and was in a good mood: "it''s an iron pillar! I thought who scared me."


    Songzhu''er looked up and down at Li Tiezhu: "Wow! It''s a serious brother."


    Although she is not Xie Fengting, zhu''er is not too disappointed. She doesn''t watch variety shows or pursue stars. She is a star. But she has a unique hobby, but she has just been brainwashed by the ten divine songs. She has also seen Li Tiezhu''s funny collection on the Internet and shouted at Li Tiezhu''s divine man. She didn''t expect to see a real person right away.


    Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu were familiar. He took the fish and eel from his hand, handed them to Peng Peng and said, "come on, what else do you want to give!"


    Li Tiezhu: "the staff said that others sent things, so we went to catch some fish."


    Seeing their shapes, Huang Sanshi smiled: "what are you catching now? The trouser legs haven''t been put down? Shanzheng, the eel you want is coming."


    Xu Shanzheng: "thank you! However, I changed the dish. Fried eel was changed to dry fried eel silk. Can you make iron pillars?"


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "ah? Yes."


    Isn''t Huang Sanshi cooking?


    Xiao Yueyue knew several people, and Mr. he introduced Li Tiezhu, the "newcomer".


    "Teacher Xu Shanzheng? I saw you play pig Bajie when I was a child. Why are you... Bald? When did it happen?"


    "Don''t mention the past."


    "You can organize a group with Mr. Ethan to have a hair transplant. The second one is half price. His hairline is too high."


    "No need."


    "Spicy claw! I watched TV. You were so good when you were a child."


    "It''s Nezha! Don''t I look good now?"


    "Don''t talk about this. Do you think the fish I catch is fresh?"


    "Hum???"


    "Peng Yuchang? You say Peng Yuyan is your brother? Are you a combined family?"


    "Ha?"


    "Don''t be sad. It doesn''t matter if a man is ugly. Look at brother Yue''s state of mind!"


    "I... I''ll feed the sheep."


    After happily knowing each other, Huang Sanshi couldn''t help being curious and asked, "iron pillar, how do you want to eat hot pot? Isn''t it good to live?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand and said, "in fact, there''s no need to be so extravagant. The sheep outside is very good..."


    He Ling couldn''t help laughing: "I still want to eat my Tianba?"


    Song Zhuer said, "what''s the matter? What kind of sheep is that? Isn''t it delicious?"


    Mr. He: "


    Li Tiezhu said, "the authentic white goat is very tender. It''s only three or four months old. It''s delicious to stew, fry and roast."


    Songzhuer couldn''t help but be eager to try: "do we... Have a knife?"


    Miss Huang interrupted: "I''ll say you two have a common language! Don''t think about eating Tianba. Although I go to see its growth every day, Tianba is already a sheep with Weibo account, and its fans won''t agree."


    Matsushita: "what a pity."


    In the shed, Mr. He began to make tea. Zhu Er helped boil water. Huang Sanshi and Xu Shan fought for a trip to the bamboo chair. Xiao Yueyue also sat down with him. Li Tiezhu got a knife from the kitchen, squatted under the faucet in the corner of the hospital and began to kill fish.


    Huang Sanshi squeezed his eyes at he Ling: "see? Needless to say, he did it himself."


    He Ling smiled and said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, it''s almost noon. What do you say we should eat at noon?"


    Li Tiezhu did not lift his head, but skillfully said, "fish soup noodles."


    Xiaoyue: "brother, do you want to help?"


    Li Tiezhu: "can you kill eels?"


    Xiaoyue silently picked up the tea cup and said, "the tea is so fragrant! Which guest did the program team prepare or send it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t kill fish. Then help me scrape the scales."


    Xiao Yueyue: "well, brother, I feel blood sick."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zhennima tough guy!


    After zhu''er helped make tea, he curiously moved a small Mazar, sat down and observed Li Tiezhu killing fish closely.


    Li Tiezhu was curious: "spicy claw, don''t you faint?"


    "It''s Nezha!" songzhu''er put his hands on his chin. "How can a girl faint? It scares herself to death every month?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean?"


    At this time, a head stretched out outside the fence. It was the director: "bamboo, don''t be so sensitive about your topic."


    Songzhuer looked innocent: "just cut it off in the later stage."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, is there no later stage of your program? Remember to make mosaic for me!"


    The director took a look at Li Tiezhu and left. I''ll tell you a hammer.


    Songzhu''er hasn''t seen anyone kill eels at the scene. It''s so cruel. It looks so exciting! Well, I''m an actor. I''m accumulating life experience and enriching myself. It''s not a strange hobby


    "Spicy claw little sister, you are so brave."


    "It''s Nezha! Also, I''m eighteen this year. How old are you? Call me little sister?"


    "Oh, sister."


    "That''s about the same."


    "Do you want to learn to kill fish? It''s interesting. I''ll teach you!"


    "Is that ok?"


    "Yes."


    "I''m going to wear a pair of gloves. I''ve just had a manicure."


    All the members of the program team are indifferent. Have you reduced the section of killing fish? Too cruel, especially the dialogue between the two.


    Over there, he Ling, Huang Sanshi, Xu Shanzheng, Xiao Yueyue, and Peng Peng, who came back from feeding sheep, were stunned. Is Zhuer''s fish killing technique too rough? Are girls so fierce now? Besides, why did you speculate so much when you first met Li Tiezhu?


    Strange CP appeared!


    (thanks to Zidu: -: tourists 5000 points reward, thank you for being a man as Trinket 100 points reward, thank the devil for knowing 100 points reward! Thank you!)

 Chapter 111

    "Take it easy, spicy claw, the eel head has fallen off!"


    "It''s Nezha! Isn''t the eel too strong? I didn''t make much effort."


    "All right, you can kill at will. Anyway, it''s shredding."


    "OK! You came to the mushroom house as soon as you were eliminated? How did you arrange the notice? If you don''t eliminate, you can''t come?"


    "Brother Yue brought me here temporarily. He said the announcement fee was 30000."


    "So little?"


    "Little? Sister spicy claw, how much are you?"


    "It''s Nezha, ten times more than you. Besides, I didn''t take part in variety shows. I''m going to take the Nortel exam next year, and I''ll show my face more next year. Yes, we''re still in the same grade."


    "How expensive! What school is Nortel?"


    "College."


    "Is it a computer book? Is the score high?"


    "Well... This question baffles me. Let''s change it."


    "Are you good at trigonometric functions?"


    "Well..."


    "I tell you, I brought my summer homework this time."


    "Let''s continue to kill fish happily?"


    Mr. He Ling shook the teacup around and went back to the shed to share, laughing happily: "those two brain circuits are really strange. Do you know what they are talking about? Is Nortel a book? Do you learn computers and trigonometric functions well... And the beautiful girl is still learning to kill fish, and her technique is becoming more and more proficient."


    Several people laughed.


    Xiao Yue added, "what is a trigonometric function?"


    Several people burst into laughter.


    Peng Peng is slightly melancholy: "it''s good! They won''t take the college entrance examination until next year. We are both old."


    The laughter stopped suddenly and several people were silent.


    Yes, time is a pig killing knife, but those two, one seventeen and one eighteen, are envious.


    At half past eleven, Li Tiezhu fried crucian carp with lard and began to make soup. In another pot, start to fry meat saozi, shredded pork with pickled cabbage, fish soup noodles.


    "Eh? How did I start cooking?"


    In the kitchen, Li Tiezhu was a little distracted. He was stunned. He bowed his head and continued to fry meat. He was so happy to cook... He had to rob Mr. Huang Sanshi. I hope he won''t be angry.


    Barrage daily joy:


    "The newcomers are so arrogant that they dare to rob the old artists of their jobs."


    "The world is going down. Huang Sanshi has been famous for many years. Unexpectedly... It looks so fragrant."


    "The fish soup is really white."


    "I suggest Li Tiezhu stay in the mushroom house. It''s much better than that broken sound."


    "Support."


    "The main reason is that the image of serious brother is too suitable for rural life."


    Other people were sitting in the shed drinking tea while song Zhuer was consulting Huang Sanshi about Beidian.


    Xu Shanzheng is fooling Xiao Yueyue into making a guest appearance in his new film. Peng Peng wants to participate in the film. Teacher he helps Peng Peng recommend Xu Shanzheng.


    Xiaoyue thought for a moment and asked, "is the new film about teacher Shan Zheng a comedy?"


    Xu Shan nodded: "of course, otherwise how to find you."


    Xiaoyue took out his mobile phone and said, "I''ll recommend another person to you. Take a look at this paragraph."


    Gags of the Three Kingdoms: the video of Li Tiezhu stabbing Nie Yao with a gun.


    Xu Shan competed for the first time to see it. He laughed back and forth and made a decision immediately: "I didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be a comedian! When I saw him for the first time, I thought he was a Muggle... I''ll ask him if he would like to play a movie later."


    Xiaoyue patted his chest and said, "don''t worry! Wrap it on me. Iron pillars will go as long as there is a pay."


    Xu Shanzheng: "ah... Do you want to pay?"


    Xiaoyue smiled angrily: "brother! Are you looking for me to make a free guest appearance? I have no problem. I mix the box office data. My brother Tiezhu is stingy. I''m afraid he won''t agree."


    Pumbaa: "I''ll go. I don''t want pay! I can play anything."


    Xu Shanzheng patted Peng Peng on the shoulder and said, "well, I''ll give iron pillar the film reward I gave you."


    Peng Yuchang lost control of his expression on the spot: "


    Xu Shanzheng suddenly fixed his eyes on songzhuer: "Zhuer, I tell you, it''s easy to test Beidian. With your ability and experience, it''s just that you have participated in a few film and television dramas recently. As long as you play another film, you''ll be stable. It happens that my new film is in full bloom." The shooting will start soon. I''ll arrange a role for you. The lineup of this play is strong enough. Let me tell you, the younger brothers of Fang Bo, me, Xiao Yueyue, Li Tiezhu and Peng Yuyan... "


    After fooling for several minutes, Xu Shan was thirsty and drank a mouthful of tea.


    Unlike these three, songzhu''er is a famous professional actor. He never lacks resources and has many fans. Although Xiao Yue is popular, he is not a professional actor. The other two are newcomers.


    Songzhuer was dazed.


    Xu Shanzheng added another fire: "three women, four women and five women, choose at will. Don''t thank me, hit it off!"


    "Head round?" songzhu''er thought carefully. He didn''t understand the logical relationship in this. He said after a while, "Li Tiezhu wants to play? He also wants to play?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "yes."


    Songzhuer turned and asked Huang Sanshi, "Mr. Huang, do you think Li Tiezhu can take the Nortel exam?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Fooled for a long time, fooled a lonely, what school do you care about Li Tiezhu''s examination?


    Huang Sanshi was also surprised: "he''s choking, can''t he pass the appearance? Why do you care about him?"


    Matsushita: "yes, I''ll just ask. He taught me to kill fish and asked me if I had any good recommendation from a junior college... His grades can''t pass the undergraduate course. Eh? It''s delicious! I''ll go and have a look."


    Before the conversation was over, songzhuer jumped into the kitchen. Huang Sanshi grinned. I hope he won''t be assigned to my class next year. He''s too jumpy and difficult to manage.


    "Acting? I don''t know."


    Li Tiezhu used a spatula to shovel some shredded pork with pickled cabbage for spicy claws. He looked puzzled. When did I promise Xu Shan to fight?


    Matsushita: "well, it''s delicious. What, he said you would play his film because he has a round head."


    Li Tiezhu glanced from the window: "it''s OK. It''s worse than brother Yue."


    "Why don''t you try Beidian or Chinese opera? After all, your grades are too poor. Of course, your appearance is also poor. Beidian Chinese opera is choking, and there is still hope. Chen Chichi..."


    "Speaking of Chen Chichi, I miss Tianba again."


    "Me too. Eh? You should learn to dress yourself up and wear trendy clothes. In fact, you are pretty good-looking. Dress up and there is still hope for the school entrance examination."


    "Fashion? My father will beat me. He used to wear a pair of second-hand torn jeans and was almost hung up."


    "Why?"


    "My old man said he was like a rascal. In other words, those stars dressed strangely... Don''t have a father?"


    "Yes? Anyway, my father doesn''t beat me. It''s your father''s problem, clothing problem."


    "My father''s clothes are really average. How much do you eat, spicy claw?"


    "It''s Nezha, two sides."


    "OK."


    "Teach me to pick eels in the afternoon?"


    "I guess I have to work. The mushroom house has to work."


    After a while, six bowls of steaming pickled cabbage, shredded pork and fish soup were served. The six people moved chopsticks together. He Ling ate two mouthfuls of praise, and then asked, "iron pillar, what''s your share?"


    Li Tiezhu took out a huge basin from the kitchen and said, "I have."


    Xu Shan was surprised: "do you have half a kilo of noodles?"


    Li Tiezhu: "six Liang."


    Huang Sanshi: "eat! Eat more. When you''re full, work well in the afternoon. Hey hey..."


    "Puff..."


    Peng Peng choked. Two acres of paddy fields!


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 Chapter 112

    After dinner, Peng Peng, Xiao Yueyue and a fellow countryman carried a large wooden bucket for threshing millet together and moved slowly along the trail. In front of them, Li Tiezhu carried a 150 kg pedal thresher and rode like a flying horse.


    "Iron pillar! The direction is wrong. The paddy field is over there!"


    Peng Peng saw Li Tiezhu carrying a thresher and ran to the mushroom house. He was startled. Is this an animal?


    Li Tiezhu looked back and said, "I know. First go back and have a look at the stewed soup."


    Peng Peng: "


    Xiao Yueyue smiled treacherously: "hahaha... Now you know why I brought brother Tiezhu? Otherwise we''ll be tired to death. Hahaha hiccup... I''m really a clever ghost."


    Li Tiezhu rushed into the courtyard of the mushroom house, piled the thresher on the ground, went to the kitchen, frothed the pig bones in the pot, added water again and began to cook soup. Soak several kinds of dried chili peppers in cold water in proportion, fry the bottom material at night, and soak the beans for zhu''er''s pig feet in warm water.


    After that, he put on the thresher and ran away.


    Huang Sanshi, Xu Shanzheng and he Ling are stunned. Can''t you put the thresher on the side of the road and walk back? Heavy or not!


    Your professional operation from thresher to kitchen makes us look more than a lot!


    Songzhuer put on waterproof pants, sunshade hat, ice sleeves, sunscreen, spray anti mosquito liquid, tie the horse''s tail again, and set off with a sickle.


    "I''m going to thresh millet, too, alas!"


    Then she fell into the ditch and was not flexible in waterproof pants.


    Xu Shanzheng watched Zhu Er struggle to get up and stubbornly kill him in the paddy field. Then he looked at the poisonous sun in the sky and said:


    "I don''t have to go, do I? My head will explode!"


    Huang Sanshi shook his head: "it''s no use painting sunscreen on your head. Drink tea, drink tea! Who asked him to light a hot pot, let them work."


    He Ling: "why don''t you make coffee? I''m idle anyway."


    Therefore, the three elderly groups in the shed were also busy.


    Li Tiezhu carried the thresher to the paddy field, came back to carry the barrel, and finally came to pick up the pine and bamboo stuck in other people''s paddy field. He was too busy.


    The threshing movement began vigorously. As a result, Xiao Yueyue urinated in less than five minutes. Peng Peng is honest, but he hasn''t done farm work. The progress is slow, and songzhuer is more like a tourist. He gives Li Tiezhu seven or eight ears of rice at a time.


    Li Tiezhu had to cut a pile by himself, then beat it by himself, sweating like rain.


    I, Li Tiezhu, am a labor machine without emotion!


    Songzhuer was so happy that she stood on the pedal and rubbed the rice head against the thresher. She was so happy that if Li Tiezhu hadn''t stopped her, she might have been rolled in.


    Little Yue Yue lay in the shed and had no love: "it''s so tired to thresh!"


    Huang Sanshi said, "are you tired? You see how hard people work? Have you had enough rest? Go to work."


    Xiao Yueyue: "I may have heatstroke. I need to rest for a few days. Is there any more coffee?"


    He Ling: "you are really good!"


    Xiao Yueyue poured himself coffee: "what''s the matter with me? I can''t work. Although I''m also rural, I''m lazy. Besides, didn''t I bring brother Tiezhu? He can hold ten of me."


    Xu Shan argued, "I thought you were talking about righteousness. I didn''t expect it was for laziness."


    Xiao Yueyue: "of course, it''s for laziness. By the way, talk about righteousness. My master said that people should know how to be lazy and give more opportunities for newcomers like Li Tiezhu. You see, there will be a lot of scenes in this issue of Tiezhu?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "ha ha! Iron pillar wants to thank you?"


    Then Li Tiezhu came back with the first load of rice.


    Xiaoyue pushed the coffee cup and stood up with a smile: "brother, back... Back? Are you tired? Sit down and have a cup of coffee?"


    Li Tiezhu basked the rice in the yard dam and said with a smile: "don''t you want to be a tough guy? A tough guy who can urinate?"


    Xiao Yueyue blushed and walked away with a diabolo basket: "I''m not lazy, but the coffee is so delicious that they have to buy me a drink... Go! I''ll show you what a real tough guy threshing..."


    Next, there is up to four hours of high-intensity work.


    But in the program lens, it is another scene.


    Iron pillars cut rice as fiercely as a humanoid harvester, and it purrs when stepping on the thresher. Peng Peng''s hands are too soft to cut. Xiao Yueyue is playing with his fingers and complaining. Songzhuer is chasing a flexible little frog. The three old people in the shed of the mushroom house just drink coffee and chat.


    This section of the barrage will inevitably become dense:


    "Serious brother is so fierce! It''s almost a man beating rice."


    "In addition to Peng Peng barely being able to help, the other two are just making up."


    "Is Xiaoyue really a rural man?"


    "Listen to the Royal engine and watch the program. Hi to the explosion!"


    "Look! Pine and bamboo are stuck again."


    "This woman''s movement coordination is too poor, isn''t it?"


    "Chasing a frog can drop yourself under the ridge? It''s just stuck in the canal!"


    "Nezha, where''s your wind fire wheel with three heads and six arms?"


    "Li Tiezhu is really a good man. He has come to save Zhu Er again."


    Li Tiezhu carried more than 100 kilograms of wet rice, pulled pine and bamboo out of the canal with one hand, put down the burden to help her catch the frog, and then carried the rice back to the mushroom house.


    Pine and bamboo followed, holding the frog and saying, "quack! Iron pillar, frogs are delicious! There are many frogs in the rice field."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help swallowing his mouth: "it''s delicious! Diving frogs, fried frogs with pickled peppers, beautiful frog fish... Cough, what, let''s record the program now. We can''t eat frogs. The impact is bad. The teacher said frogs are beneficial insects."


    Matsushita: "shall we eat in private?"


    Li Tiezhu: "after recording the program, I''ll fry it for you. Cut it out, program group."


    At six o''clock in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu finally finished threshing the rice in two paddy fields. Fortunately, the area of these two paddy fields is not large. So Li Tiezhu went to return the thresher to the villagers barefoot, and then came back to fry the hot pot bottom.


    While frying the bottom material, another pot began to braised pig''s feet, and pine and bamboo preserved egg lean meat porridge was simmering on the small stove.


    The charming fragrance, like sunset glow, covers the whole mushroom house.


    Songzhu''er set fire to Li Tiezhu, choking tears. Li Tiezhu also drove Songzhu out to continue playing with frogs.


    Peng Peng and Xiao Yue lay on bamboo chairs and spread their bodies, shouting that they couldn''t live.


    The old three just drank coffee and took it easy.


    He Ling: "Hey, Mr. Huang, why don''t we keep Li Tiezhu? You see, he can cook and work. He has no shortcomings except eating more."


    Xu Shan argued: "the key is cheap! After listening to the announcement fee you gave him, I have to reduce my film pay."


    Huang Sanshi nodded again and again: "that''s right! Unlike Peng Peng, you can''t do anything. You''re second in the meal."


    Peng Peng smiled bitterly: "isn''t the first place for dinner? Sure enough, there is no grass in the iron pillar. Brother Yue, you sum up very well!"


    Xiao Yue: "hum..."


    Huang Sanshi sighed: "I''m tired of cooking in these three periods. This period is too easy and suddenly I don''t adapt."


    He Ling: "then leave Li Tiezhu. It''s so simple."


    Peng Peng also said, "I think it''s OK. I''ll chop firewood and cook for him in the future."


    Huang Sanshi shook his head: "no! He still has to make a good voice. He can stand up wherever he falls. The top ten must be won. Next week, I''m going to take shaoshao to the scene. Do you have anyone together?"


    He Ling: "I don''t have time."


    Peng Peng: "I don''t have enough coffee."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I happen to be free. Call me then."


    Xiao Yueyue: "I''ve booked all the tickets. Tiezhu is promoted. I''ll invite everyone to have a snack. Who makes him my idol!"


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 Chapter 113

    The third one exchanged views on Li Tiezhu''s being hacked and sighed a little, which made Xiao Yueyue angry again and scolded.


    Peng Peng brushes his mobile phone, pays attention to the latest developments of "Royal engine", and finds that this album has topped the best-selling list of penguin music albums! It was in a complete mess that the songs were already in the tiktok. Even, grannies in many places have used these divine tunes when they dance square dance.


    The public opinion field is also a mess, but generally speaking, the two mentors are in a disadvantageous situation, because these ten songs are too ironic. At this time, no one is reasonable. They are all trying to disgust you. Besides, you two are very reasonable?


    Of course, this program group dare not broadcast it. We don''t have to be afraid of offending others.


    Songzhu''er, holding a frog, stood outside the kitchen window and set up a Longmen array with Li Tiezhu. There is no common language with those uncles, but Li Tiezhu has great ideas and can catch frogs.


    "Iron pillar, do you want to be a little fresh meat? I can help you dress up."


    "Spicy claw, I''ll make small bacon like this."


    "It''s Nezha. Wei Xiaoxun dares to call himself an idol star. Why can''t you?"


    "I''m an idol? Unless I kill all the current batch."


    "Well, let me ask you a serious question. What kind of girl do you like? I mean, on the premise of marriage."


    Li Tiezhu''s left-hand tongs and right-hand spatula suddenly became sacred. The cat''s white appearance flashed in his mind, and then the shadow of Zhao Liya. Finally, Li Tiezhu thought of his old father''s ardent expectation and shook his head slightly.


    "Fat, easy to bear."


    Songzhu''er nodded angrily: "right? I also think it''s easy to be fat. I''ve made plans. I''ll get married as soon as I graduate. I''ll hold a baby at the age of 25 and teach him to sing, dance and draw..."


    "First you have to have a boyfriend."


    "HMM... that''s a big problem. Nobody chases me at school. I hope I can get on Nortel better. It''s really not good. I can pick the right eye and chase him. I''ll cheat him first."


    "You can also go on a blind date.


    "Yell at me!"


    As soon as zhu''er was excited, he exerted himself on his hand and the frog said, "quack -"


    When the bottom of the hot pot is fried, Li Tiezhu puts the stewed big bone soup into the pot and continues to cook, then starts cutting all kinds of hot pot dishes, and occasionally turns over porridge and pig feet.


    When night falls.


    A sumptuous hot pot feast was placed on the table in the mushroom house. At the same time, there was a large pot of braised pig''s feet, a casserole of preserved eggs and lean meat porridge, and the last famous Sichuan dish - dry fried eel silk.


    The spicy and delicious hot pot boiled up. The half dead Xiao Yueyue and Peng Peng pretended to be corpses in an instant. The two fierce men cooked crazily, like runaway wild dogs.


    Xu Shan zhengdang took a chopstick to dry stir fry the shredded eel and thumbed up: "delicious! It tastes right!"


    Songzhuer said, "I didn''t wash the eel. I killed it."


    Huang Sanshi also tasted it and nodded: "how can I wash it, sister?"


    Li Tiezhu filled her with a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge: "spicy claw, don''t understand. Don''t talk nonsense. It''s easy to be regarded as a fool. I have experience. Eel can''t be washed, which will affect the taste."


    Songzhu''er held the bowl and said, "it''s Nezha."


    Xiao Yueyue and Peng Peng didn''t talk all the way. They ate whatever they caught. Although they didn''t work much, they were tired all afternoon.


    He Ling took a mouthful of his belly and burst out with happiness: "well, it''s really fragrant. It''s more fragrant than the bottom material and iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "thanks to the complete seasonings prepared by Mr. Huang, there are a lot of butter, Douban sauce, seven star pepper, erjingtiao, lantern pepper, green pepper, Douchi, fermented bean curd and fermented glutinous rice."


    Huang Sanshi scalded the goose intestines: "Hey! I thought if you couldn''t, I''d fry it myself. I didn''t expect you to fry the base material so professionally."


    Li Tiezhu: "my old man taught me. He fried the bottom in the hot pot bottom factory before his waist was injured."


    Matsushita: "uncle, I''m forced by the old cow."


    "Cough, cough..."


    Several people choked. Is the hot pot too hot?


    After a hot pot meal, even the dry fried eel shreds and preserved egg lean meat porridge were all destroyed, leaving only the soybeans in the braised pig''s feet.


    Everyone else stopped. Li Tiezhu and Xiao Yueyue were still fighting. There was a lot of meat left.


    Xu Shan argued, "iron pillar, I''ll play my movie next month. I''ll give you a good role. For half a month, um... 80000 yuan, how about it?"


    Xiao Yueyue looked at Xu Shan in amazement. Is the price too low?


    Nobody!


    He Ling smiles but doesn''t speak. Peng Peng''s heart is like a knife. It was originally my pay


    Huang Sanshi couldn''t see it: "200000!"


    Xu Shan smiled with a rare shame: "all right! In the face of Mr. Huang, will you come?"


    Li Tiezhu bit the beef: "OK."


    Just try the acting skills given by the system, although it is only the most elementary "natural performance".


    Xu Shanzheng looked at Matsushita again: "female four, one million, how about it?"


    Matsushita: "five million."


    Xu Shanzheng: "... Everyone is so familiar, two million?"


    Matsushita: "five million."


    Xu Shanzheng: "you little sister, how can you have a lot of money? That''s not how you cut the price."


    Matsushita: "five million."


    Xu Shan''s bald head and reflection were dim: "OK! There are too few female three and female four plays. I''m at a loss."


    Songzhuer just wanted to open his mouth: "that..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I can''t bargain anymore. My head is big."


    He couldn''t help thinking, no, I have to change female two to female three and let her play. Although this film is not directed by Xu Shan, he is a producer and investor. He can''t do without rape.


    Songzhuer said, "blame me? I don''t bargain. I just want to ask you whether you eat little frogs at night? Tie Zhu and I go to catch them at night. We pretend to sleep and let the program team finish work, and then we fry frogs and drink."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. This was discussed in the afternoon. After all, the frogs in several paddy fields are alive and don''t eat waste.


    After dinner, Xiao Yueyue and Peng Peng, who were dying, suddenly refreshed and played a guessing game with the old three in the room. Xiao Yueyue and Xu Shan argued that the two "newcomers" were fooled around.


    Li Tiezhu impressively took out his summer homework and... Asked songzhu''er for advice on questions that he couldn''t do at the beginning. Songzhu''er''s brain exploded. How can I do questions? I also want to play games. Finally, in order to temporarily win over Li Tiezhu to catch frogs at night, she had to make up for him her best English, which surprised Li Tiezhu to call him a genius.


    Songzhu Erxin said that after studying abroad for so many years, I learned some English.


    Several people played empty games for two hours, and Li Tiezhu did two hours of full summer homework.


    Finally, Peng Peng suggested: "iron pillar, you sing a song. I really want to listen to the scene."


    Song Zhuer was pardoned: "sing! Sing" don''t go away. "


    For a moment, everyone else in the room was quiet.


    Xiao Yue smiled awkwardly: "it''s too late. I won''t listen to such an exciting song. Let''s sing big fish. I like this song very much."


    Li Tiezhu refused, but had to sing again, and the crowd applauded.


    Songzhu''er felt bored and yawned falsely: "ah ah! How sleepy! Are you tired after doing so much work today?"


    Everyone can''t laugh or cry. You are also an old artist who has been around for more than ten years. Can you take dim sum?


    For the sake of the little frog, everyone had to follow the embarrassing performance and go to bed.


    Turn off the lights.


    Turn on the light again.


    After a while, a group of people dressed up again, talking and laughing with flashlights towards the paddy field, and the secret operation began.


    Not far away, a group of indifferent staff were collecting the machine, but they were speechless.

 Chapter 114

    At midnight, when Li Tiezhu killed the frog, Songzhu finally didn''t dare to move forward. This thing is much more frightening than fish. She looked at Li Tiezhu''s progress from a distance. After all, she caught more than four kilograms of small frogs, and the amount of work was not small.


    Of course, it''s not small. It''s two kilograms.


    On the other hand, the old three had opened the beer and waited for Li Tiezhu to serve delicious food while drinking. Xiao Yueyue and Peng Peng also drank beer with him.


    Anyway, the program team is off duty. How do you want to be hi.


    Li Tiezhu glanced at the pine and bamboo son hiding behind the door: "spicy claw, do you want to kill two?"


    Songzhuer ran: "no, I dare not have legs, um... Mom!"


    At this time, Mr. He took back a tablet from the director with a sad and angry face. On it was the "blood and tears complaint" from the program group - a collection of tiger and wolf words by songzhuer.


    "What kind of sheep is that? Isn''t it delicious?"


    "How can a girl faint? It scares herself to death every month?"


    "He said you would play his film because he has a round head."


    "Your appearance is also poor. Beidian''s Chinese drama is choking. There is still hope in the drama. Chen chichidu..."


    "Quack! Tiezhu, frogs are delicious! There are many frogs in the rice field."


    "Right? I also think it''s better to be fat. I''ve made plans. I''ll get married as soon as I graduate. I''ll hold a baby at the age of 25 and teach him to sing, dance and draw..."


    "No one chased me at school. I hope I can be better when I get on Nortel. It''s really not good. I can pick the right eye and chase him. I''ll cheat him first."


    Several people laughed wildly, especially Xu Shan, who was said to have a round head, burst into tears.


    Songzhuer looked innocent: "what''s the matter? What''s the problem?"


    He Ling cried and laughed: "sister, your frankness is a good thing, but if you are too frank, you are embarrassing the program group."


    Songzhuer backhanded opened a can of beer: "I don''t care... The announcement fee can''t be less!"


    He Ling: "


    Huang Sanshi held back his smile and asked, "Hey! I''m curious. Why do you girls like Li Tiezhu? My daughter is Li Tiezhu''s iron powder. In the last period, he was eliminated and cried for a long time. Zhao Liya and lengba seem to support Li Tiezhu. Why?"


    Songzhu''er tilted his head: "I don''t know others. My words... Li Tiezhu is willing to help others and speaks well. There are still few people who can follow my ideas when chatting. We can talk. It''s very rare!"


    I, songzhuer, have always had a treacherous thinking, erratic personality, and often provoked criticism. I am a typical abnormal girl, also known as Shenjing Bing. Sanguan is not right, but it is not the kind of tea that wants to fall in love and is afraid of being.


    Finally, zhu''er made up another knife: "anyway, I think he is like a friend. Of course, you may be too old and have a generation gap with me."


    All internal injuries.


    Songzhuer took a sip of beer and looked at the kitchen. Li Tiezhu was frying the little frog. He couldn''t help sighing: "ah! Now I drool when I see Li Tiezhu..."


    "Poof!!!"


    The old three laughed collectively, while Peng Peng and Xiao Yueyue snickered.


    Sure enough, it''s all tiger and wolf words!


    Xiao Yueyue forced the round: "zhu''er praised brother tie Zhu for his excellent cooking, right? Snort..."


    Peng Peng: "geese, geese..."


    Matsushita: "of course! But you obviously want to be wrong again! So, I don''t like to be with you greasy old men. It''s still pure iron pillar."


    The old three are fine. Peng Peng and Xiao Yueyue blew up. Why are we old? Why is it greasy?


    In the kitchen, Li Tiezhu shouted, "spicy claw, serve the dishes!"


    Song Zhuer went to the kitchen: "it''s Nezha, Nezha! Hot, no, wait, wait..."


    On the other side, the five people laughed. These two people are also the best. They have been talking about Nezha more than ten times? It''s funny to say - can you talk?!


    For cooking, Li Tiezhu thinks that his cooking is spicy crayfish third, hot pot second and fried frog first.


    Sure enough, Li Tiezhu''s fried frog with pickled pepper conquered everyone again.


    Li Tiezhu also ate a lot, but he didn''t drink. He felt too bad when he was drunk last time.


    Songzhuer ate Hi, drank three cans of beer, took Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and said, "I find you are really good at cooking! If I haven''t found a boyfriend in four years of college, how about I marry you? You cook for me every day and I give you a baby?"


    A group of people went crazy in an instant. You two are dying!


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "you should believe in yourself. Even if you can''t make a blind date, you can still seek marriage. Don''t hurt your friends unless you have to."


    Songzhu''er was drunk and confused: "yes, you don''t look good, almost. OK, I''ll try."


    Li Tiezhu: "you look OK, come on!"


    "They say I''m too greasy when I''m young..."


    "The eyes of the masses are bright."


    Songzhu''er took a sip of beer and said, "I''m not afraid! Brother Yue can marry a daughter-in-law. Nothing in the world is difficult. I''m afraid of those who have a heart."


    Small Yue tough guy is encircled: "??"


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, nine o''clock.


    Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi, two old comrades with worrying sleep quality, had started drinking tea downstairs before Li Tiezhu got up. He went to the yard and showed a tiger crane double shape to a column. The monkey stole peaches. He also played a set of five whips. After a simple warm-up, he went to cook.


    Ten minutes later, songzhu''er rubbed his eyes down and played a set of Yongchun with hardness and softness to the pillars in the way. Then he smiled coldly and went to wash.


    Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi, who watched all this, were shocked:


    This is a unique tacit understanding between patients!


    Today''s work is still busy. After breakfast, Li Tiezhu went to the villagers who borrowed the thresher yesterday, borrowed the donkey cart, and took Xiao Yueyue, Peng Peng and the spicy claws of soy sauce up the back mountain to break the corn.


    Because of the blessing of donkey and Li Tiezhu, it was finished at 11:30.


    At noon, I cooked fried rice with eggs. With the spicy hot pot reformed from the hot pot last night, it was time to say goodbye.


    "Well, who will settle the announcement fee?"


    "Director, can you pack the unfinished dishes?"


    "Mr. Shan Zheng, do you have any advance payment for filming over there? Including food and accommodation?"


    "I''m sorry, Mr. Huang. I robbed your team last time and your cooking job this time. Next time there''s a program like mushroom house that can make money by fooling around, remember to call me. By the way, I''ll leave a signature for shaoshaoshao..."


    "And the donkey. You''ll remember later."


    I don''t know why, Li Tiezhu asked earnestly and left with a sad feeling of loss. After all, this is not my mushroom house.


    This kind of day is much more comfortable than the daily deception in the entertainment industry. I really miss it!


    The program team''s car took Xu Shanzheng, Yue Yue, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer to the airport, and then the four flew away.


    Xu Shan went to the south of the Yangtze River to prepare a new film. Yue Yue returned to the East China Sea as a guest to participate in huantuo comedian. Songzhuer returned to Kyoto and Li Tiezhu went to southern Yunnan.


    On the Bank of the Nujiang River in southern Yunnan, Li Tiezhu, the starting point of the "Qianshan trip" project of Honghong fund, managed to win the quota, although Mr. Han Hong asked him to have a good rest.


    (songzhuer''s character card has appeared. Please give me a compliment! Get rid of the iron pillar that is currently ranked third! In addition, I just went to dub songs and some lines, and will continue in the future. Thank you for your support!)

 Chapter 115

    This weekend, the fourth issue of mushroom house was broadcast on time on Friday night. Li Tiezhu, who was eliminated by good voice, naturally became the focus.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer, two small neuropathy, have become the core elements of the whole program. Even film emperor Xu Shanzheng and comedy genius Xiao Yueyue have to avoid their edge. However, the interaction and lines of the two little fools were so shocking that the program group had to delete some, otherwise it would be more sensational.


    In addition, although Xiao Yueyue''s first "tough guy attempt" gave up halfway, it was also talked about with relish. Fans strongly urged Xiao Yueyue to try more. If you don''t understand, ask Li Tiezhu.


    Of course, Yue Yupeng brought Li Tiezhu to the program at this juncture, and once again gained a wave of praise.


    Xu Shanzheng''s new film has attracted much attention before shooting. After all, he doesn''t have the face to fool people around. It''s reasonable enough because he... Has a round head.


    However, Li Tiezhu, whom everyone most cares about, disappeared after this reality show.


    Once intriguing


    Even if "Royal engine" tops the penguin album list, it can''t offset people''s yearning for Li Tiezhu. No, in the third round of the finals of "super good voice" without Li Tiezhu, the audience rating plummeted by nearly half, and there were all curses on the live screen. Seven out of ten were calling Li Tiezhu.


    So, what the hell happened to the goods?


    If Li Tiezhu hadn''t stubbornly called 0.5 yuan for a cat every day, lengba would suspect that Li Tiezhu was missing.


    "Has he paid you these days?"


    "Rabbit smash! What''s none of your business?"


    "OK, I see."


    Zhao Liya, who was promoted again in the third round, couldn''t help learning about Li Tiezhu from the cat and reported to Wan Yun''s mother. Humble!


    In the past ten days, some people said that they had seen Li Tiezhu on the ferryboat in Nujiang River, in the canyon of Daliang Mountain, at the end of kangzang mountain, and at the foot of snow capped mountains on the plateau.


    As more and more passers-by on the shaking sound, Li Tiezhu''s tiktok in the southwest mountains is revealed. Everyone is concerned about this. At this critical moment, you are not going to resurrect the race, what are you going to do?


    Some people were puzzled, admired and indifferent to Li Tiezhu''s travel.


    ¡­¡­


    Saturday, September 3.


    The fourth round of the national finals of super good voice - Resurrection competition.


    The players who were not selected by the tutor in the first round were not eligible for the resurrection competition, that is, the resurrection competition was 16 to 2. When the time comes to 7 p.m., all the staff arrive before the program, and the audience are entering one after another.


    Li Tiezhu rubbed skin cream in the dressing room and said, "is it OK not to wipe this thing? It smells disgusting! It''s disgusting than teacher Tony."


    Qin Tao said, "Hagel, your face is cracked like your ass. do you still beep? Listen to the makeup teacher."


    Makeup Artist: "what''s the matter with you? I haven''t seen you for half a month. Why is your face so black? It''s still plateau red and cracked... Isn''t it difficult for me, fat tiger?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "brother, why do you practice yourself so much?"


    Xiao Zhen: "what, brother! I asked. My godfather really didn''t do it. Don''t be merciful against those two. We''re still together. Your pit is the boulder in the north and the meteor in the south. It has nothing to do with Kyushu in the East China Sea and Wang Dashao."


    Their thoughts are simple. Yi Xiaomao just wants to welcome brother Tiezhu back. Xiao town is more simple. He just asks Li Tiezhu not to burst out his video.


    The key is that Yi Xiaomao and Xiao Zhen were promoted from their respective groups. At this time, they came backstage, which was a little difficult for other contestants to accept. The players thought one after another, Li Tiezhu, this NIMA super Versailles, deliberately disgusted us?


    Even Justin, who is preparing for the game next door, came to say hello to Li Tiezhu: "Hey, brother, how are you preparing?"


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "are you crazy? Even you have been eliminated?"


    Although Li Tiezhu is stupid, he is also a person who has been supported by the system. The level of players in the same period is generally clear. Justin''s singing skills and expressiveness are obviously the highest.


    Moreover, although he was of mixed blood, he resolutely chose Chinese nationality at the age of 18 and loved Chinese culture.


    Justin, blonde and blue eyed, spoke with a treasure island accent: "it''s very motorcycle. Like you, I''m sweating. I''ve been corrected by those two mentors. But it doesn''t matter. There''s still a chance to reach the top ten in the resurrection game."


    Li Tiezhu: "you didn''t sign boulders and meteors?"


    Justin blinked and left: "I also signed penguin. Khan, your agent, is brought by Zhang Xiaomeng, otherwise I won''t be eliminated. Come on!"


    Li Tiezhu: "come on!"


    Chen Yisen''s team was badly targeted. The strongest Li Tiezhu and Justin were eliminated, and Yi Xiaomao and the 3000 year old beauty Xi Menghan were promoted.


    Li Tiezhu casually put on makeup and began to rest. As an iron man on the construction site, he was really tired.


    It''s not important that his face has been cracked in the sun these ten days. The important thing is that he is tired. He once thought he was unfortunate, but after this trip, he found that... He is too naive and the world is really cruel.


    Soon, Zhao Liya also came. When she saw Li Tiezhu, she exaggerated and shouted, "did you go to Africa? Black like this?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and shook his head.


    Zhao Liya asked, "has the song been written? What are the key words of the resurrection competition? Life?"


    The tired Li Tiezhu''s eyes suddenly lit up: "fate! The song is ready. Sixteen into eight, eight into four, four into two, a total of three!"


    Current intelligence: 88 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 0 points.


    Music Achievement: 107 points.


    Variety achievements: 215 points.


    Film and television achievements: 5 points.


    Tiktok: 11 million 320 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 19%.


    The three songs cost a total of 17 intelligence points, two at 5 and one at 7. The most expensive one. Li Tiezhu didn''t blink. He must buy it!


    If you don''t step back, you''re the king!


    Yi Xiaomao handed Li Tiezhu a bottle of Maotai: "brother? Look, you''re too tired. Make it better."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and stopped drinking.


    Xiao Zhen pulled his sleeves and said, "brother, close your eyes when you are tired. Let me show you my unique skill - the hand of God."


    Zhao Liya: "poof..."


    They looked at Zhao Liya strangely. She blushed and slipped away. Girls may not have less knowledge than boys. After all... Women can hold up half the sky.


    Qin Tao realized later: "teacher Kato''s unique skill?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "Kato? Who?"


    Xiao Zhen: "shut up, fat man! I''m special. It''s a massage. It''s a regular one! I do... What my boss appreciates most is my technique. Otherwise, you think I won''t do anything like this and can be red?"


    On the importance of serving Godfather!


    However, Xiao town will inevitably feel sorry for itself. You can''t see my efforts!


    Not to mention, the massage level was really good. Li Tiezhu soon relaxed and fell asleep.

 Chapter 116

    "Welcome to the fourth round of the national finals of super good voice - Resurrection competition! I''m Shaohua. Today''s competition is very special. Sixteen eliminated players..."


    At 7:30, the good voice broadcast the opening. Shaohua introduced the game and warmed up.


    "Today''s audience is very enthusiastic! Presumably many of them are fans of contestants. They all hope that their favorite contestants can be promoted, but the competition system is cruel... However, Li Tiezhu''s fans are a little too much!"


    Looking around, almost half of them are Li Tiezhu fans wearing a blue whale hat, which is a big fish fan hat designed by a serious gang. The audience was 1000, and Li Tiezhu had almost 400 fans. The fans of other players were relatively poor.


    Even if there are many people, there are still a group of big guys in the front row.


    It''s almost impossible to warm up today!


    Is it too easy?


    Shaohua couldn''t help smiling bitterly: "it seems that Li Tiezhu''s contestants are very popular! The guide teacher would like to give us a close-up. Let''s see the members of his support group. They rank in no order. Let''s look from left to right. First... Mr. Yu Qian, the leader of Yunde society!"


    The audience was fine. They had seen it for a long time and cheered:


    "Smoking! Drinking! Hot head!"


    The audience in front of the live screen is different. Why did NIMA blow up the donkey teacher? He is also a fan of Li Tiezhu? Unscientific!


    Mr. Yu, who was cued, smiled, took the microphone from the staff, got up and said hello to the audience:


    "Eat well! Drink well! Drink well! Eat well!"


    He thought to himself that I had just finished recording "huantuo comedian" and stopped by to accept disciples. Xiao Yue and his new apprentice forced me to listen to the song. Li Tiezhu doesn''t sing rock and roll. It''s not hot. Why do I like him.


    "Second, teacher Yue Yupeng."


    Xiaoyue said shyly, "no, I''m still a primary school student in the crosstalk world. I sing very well. Hum!"


    Scene: "whoa..."


    Shaohua: "you are modest. We have all heard of the five rings! Third and fourth, Mr. Huang Sanshi and his daughter shaoshaoshao!"


    Huang shaoshao holds high the lamp board of "iron pillar rises", and Huang Sanshi smiles kindly:


    "Shaoshao is a fan of Li Tiezhu. He asked for leave today."


    "Fifth, Mr. Fang Bo! How can you support Li Tiezhu?"


    Fang Bo said with a smile, "well, I''m looking forward to his elimination. After elimination, I can go to the movies with us and cook for us."


    He was pulled by Huang Sanshi, but he also wanted to support Li Tiezhu. Fang Bo also had a music dream, although it has been broken, so he can''t see the disgusting practices of the two mentors.


    what? Influence relationship? I''m afraid of you two?


    There was a burst of laughter at the scene.


    "Sixth, Xu Shan contends for the teacher!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "if Li Tiezhu is promoted again, the film pay should rise again. Otherwise... He''d better be eliminated."


    The audience in the live studio also sent a barrage to celebrate:


    "Round head!"


    "You''re right about everything you say!"


    Other players in the backstage are sour watching the live broadcast! Envy of his real name. Li Tiezhu hasn''t made a formal debut yet, has he? Why do so many big guys come to praise him in person? Everyone is a contestant. Why are you hanging like this?


    Shaohua: "the seventh incredible, film and television star Nie Yao! How can you have a good relationship with Li Tiezhu? Didn''t he sneak on you?"


    The scene was full of joy, and the barrage was painted with "Millennium kill".


    Nie Yao took the microphone and was happy: "ha ha... Well, I just came to open a hot spot for Tiezhu."


    What kind of stem?


    Everyone doesn''t understand, but we can see that Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu have a good relationship.


    In fact, the relationship between Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu is really good. Although they have known each other for a long time, last time he poured Li Tiezhu into the fire, and everyone has a close relationship. In addition, he actually came on behalf of the crew of the Three Kingdoms. Even for this play, he should support Li Tiezhu to the end.


    "No. 8, who is also an old acquaintance of our program group, is the supervisor of Shudu Division... Mr. lengba!"


    Lengba looked calm and said, "Li Tiezhu is the champion!"


    Cat''s self-cultivation - the master must lick!


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    The audience cheered together. Well said, Li Tiezhu must be the champion!


    Is your bias too obvious? It''s just a resurrection game. Even the champion has been called out. At least you have been a program group mentor. What do other players think?


    Cats don''t care.


    Shaohua didn''t dare to take this: "I can see that Mr. lengba is very optimistic about Li Tiezhu. After all, you are his bole. Next, No. 9..."


    The audience in front of the live screen were stunned. What else?


    Backstage players change lemonade collectively. Is it over? Is this Li Tiezhu''s special concert? So... Are we all redundant?


    "I believe that all who have seen the program know that the ninth one is Li Tiezhu''s" sick friend "Songzhu er."


    Songzhu''er looked stunned, took the microphone and said, "ah... I''m here to lead the singing."


    What the hell is the lead singer?!


    A barrage of bullets, Nick Young''s question mark:?????


    What kind of fairy lineup is this? Not counting Huang shaoshao, there are eight in total. They are all kings in various fields! Needless to say, the leaders of Yunde society are two 10 billion film emperors, and Nie Yao, one of the four young students.


    Mr. lengba didn''t avoid suspicion?


    What do you want to do with the new Xiaohua songzhuer?


    "OK! The above is Li Tiezhu''s luxurious support group. This is the most starry scene in the history of good voice! From this, we can see how popular Li Tiezhu''s players are, talent and character..."


    Shaohua couldn''t help but bring private goods. If it weren''t for hosting the program, I would sit on it.


    Then, he introduced the stars who came down to the platform for other players. If the number was small, he didn''t say it. The stars were dim, and they were basically not on the front line. Obviously, it was arranged by the economic company. It can''t be compared with Li Tiezhu.


    Shaohua said, "let''s invite the eight contestants who have been promoted to witness the birth of the last two places in the top ten."


    (I was forced to add more because... Happy New Year!!!)


    Three men, five women and eight students took the stage, and then took their seats under the stage.


    Han Hong: Zhou Qian, Zhao Liya


    Wang Feng''s team: luofeiyan, Xiaozhen


    Yehenara team: Cai Xukun, Zhang Chaochen


    Chen Yisen''s team: Yi Xiaomao, Xi Menghan


    Shaohua added, "next, let''s welcome four tutors to the stage. The first is Mr. Han Hong."


    Amid applause, Han Hong came to the tutor''s seat. At the beginning of this round, the tutor no longer has the right to vote, but is still responsible for commenting.


    "The second mentor, yehenara."


    Applause broke out, but mixed with no small noise, which was expected.


    "Don''t go! I won''t go! I bet! I pulled the hook..."


    Why is NIMA singing?


    I saw Li Tiezhu''s fan group, a small poker suddenly sang, and the lead singer was the young and beautiful "sick friend".


    Lengba was surprised. What else?


    The cat didn''t think of it!


    The other stars also looked sideways, with different expressions, but equally wonderful.


    Or mentally unstable people will play!


    Yehenara''s face was so blue that she almost fell off the platform, but driven by interests, she still sat in the tutor''s seat. She didn''t come to the program for the little money given by the program group.

 Chapter 117

    "Please welcome the third tutor, Tutor Wang Feng!"


    Wang Feng hesitated a little when he stepped on the stage, but the one who should have come came.


    "The old driver took me to Kunming. The old driver took me to the provincial capital. There are many cars in Kunming. Why do you stop me on the way..."


    Songzhuer''s lead singer is very hi.


    Hey?


    I''ll sing and I''ll sing a chorus! What happened to your heavenly queen? This deep well ice doesn''t mix with the music circle.


    Support Li Tiezhu?


    Yes, thank you for the bacon sausage sent by Li Tiezhu. It''s delicious. But the most important thing is fun! These two songs are Li Tiezhu''s favorite song of songzhuer, advanced!


    Barrage:


    "Come on! Two mentors, do this cup of poisonous shit!"


    "Don''t talk nonsense. It''s clearly a tribute."


    "I have a hunch that these two songs will accompany the two mentors for life..."


    "When Li Tiezhu wrote songs, did he plan well?"


    "Impossible. Can he have that IQ?"


    "Pine and bamboo are really crazy! Aren''t you afraid of being retaliated?"


    "What are you afraid of? If she is targeted by the relationship between the two mentors, can the two film lords at the scene not help her?"


    "Serious brother''s circle of friends, it''s luxurious!"


    Before the live broadcast screen, Li Tiezhu''s fans were excited one by one. Although they have reached the desperate resurrection race, they are full of confidence. It is impossible for Li Tiezhu to admit defeat.


    After seeing Li Tiezhu''s "circle of friends", Zhang Jianjun, a popular guest, decisively encrypted and saved the black materials of the two tutors he collected, which was useless.


    He had planned that if Li Tiezhu was hacked again, he would give up. Now look, Li Tiezhu''s path is very wide. It doesn''t matter if a broken program is not eliminated.


    Look forward to what kind of original songs he will bring today


    Liu Wanyun, who is in the capital of Shu, smiled happily: "ha ha ha ha... The one named songzhu''er is good! The girl is not only good-looking, but also smart. More importantly, she speaks of loyalty. I like the lead singing operation. I am satisfied that YaYa is half her. The program team is also good. Give more close-up pictures of the two mentors and see what their expressions are."


    Zhao Muye is indifferent: Li Tiezhu, you''re still eliminated. I can''t even watch the ball game!


    "The fourth mentor, Ethan!!!"


    Applause rose again, mostly in tribute to his kicking over the table for Li Tiezhu.


    The game officially began.


    The players came on stage in turn, and Li Tiezhu was drawn to the ninth place.


    This is a war where no one has a way back. For most players, elimination means the end of their dreams. It''s hard to have such a good chance. Therefore, the players did their best to press the bottom of the box.


    The key word of this issue is "destiny".


    "A song for the future", "dream is ahead", "Rainbow", "fire of life", "never give up"


    Just look at the song title to know how serious these players are. They are singing themselves, struggling, working hard, nervous and full of hope.


    After the eighth person sang, Li Tiezhu appeared.


    The applause at the scene was extremely warm, and the audience cheered constantly. Even the audience who were not Li Tiezhu''s fans were full of expectations.


    The stars who came to support Li Tiezhu were all excited except Teacher Yu Qian.


    Xiao Yueyue''s face roared red. The cat was a little nervous. Songzhuer shouted that Li Tiezhu would play another song "don''t go", which caused a panic around him.


    In the corner of the auditorium, Zhang Xiaomeng, Li Tiezhu''s real agent, had sweaty palms.


    After the cheering, there was only doubt.


    What happened to Li Tiezhu''s face? A lot of black and cracked? His face is molting.


    Where has he been these ten days? Did you dig coal?


    In the tutor''s seat, Mr. Han Hong looked indifferent, but his eyes were red.


    Li Tiezhu, holding the microphone, changed his indifferent attitude. For the first time, he looked serious and even pious:


    "Today''s key word is'' fate '', that''s good! We all pay too much attention to our own destiny, but ignore others. Today, I''ll show you a little girl. It''s inconvenient to reveal her real name, but I call her - a Diao."


    The accompaniment sounded and the children''s pure harmony grew stronger:


    Yee, Yee, Yee


    Yee, Yee, Yee


    Yee, Yee, Yee


    Yiyiyiyihei


    The screen lights up slowly with the music, which is a rough video taken by the mobile phone.


    On the top of the mountain, a dilapidated earth house. The fog was deep. A Shaomin girl wearing a dirty men''s coat sat on the open space in front of the earth house with her back to the camera and smashed potatoes.


    Dong... Dong... Dong


    In the lower right corner of the video, a row of small words:


    The video has been approved by the girl herself. All the income from this song will be automatically transferred to the girl''s education fund.


    This is the first time on the good sound stage that Li Tiezhu has completely completed the originality of soundtrack and harmony, and even MV?


    I guess.


    Li Tiezhu is not afraid of losing, but simply feels... Can''t blaspheme.


    Today''s three songs are the demo of Li Tiezhu''s ten day "trip to thousands of mountains". The soundtrack was made by agent Zhang Xiaomeng in the East China Sea. Each capital did a perfect job.


    Close to the picture, the girl''s earth house has only one room. Below it is a pigsty, with two thin black pigs. Above it is a low attic. The lack of tiles on the roof is made up of stone chips and yellow mud, and even a few weeds grow.


    The door opening of the attic is only the size of a basket, with a simple wooden ladder outside, thin quilts inside, ragged clothes and pots and bowls.


    Yee, Yee, Yee


    Yee, Yee, Yee


    The camera turns and aims at the little girl. She looks only in her teens. Her hair is messy and her face is dirty, but her eyes are very clear. She smiled shyly, as if she wanted to avoid the camera, but she was afraid, so she didn''t dare to move.


    The audience is numb. The girl is so poor. Where are her parents?


    Now, we finally know what Li Tiezhu has done these days and how the sunburn on his face came from.


    Yee, Yee, Yee


    Yiyiyiyihei


    A Diao


    Live somewhere in kangzang


    Like a vulture


    Perch on the top of the mountain


    The first thought of the audience is that this song is too high, isn''t it?


    There is another singing method, which is more suitable for male singing, but Li Tiezhu didn''t choose. It doesn''t matter whether it''s good or bad, only need or not. At least, a Diao in this world doesn''t need to talk about it. What she needs is a knife and courage.


    Chen Yisen covered his mouth with his hands and his body trembled. This is Li Tiezhu! The beginning is Wang fried! Come on! What about those who laugh at him? What about those who play with the rules?


    For the first time, Li Tiezhu was glad that his voice was high enough. After repeated training, he was barely able to control this song.


    A Diao


    The front of Jokhang Temple is covered with sunshine


    Make a pot of sweet tea


    We talked about the past


    In the camera, Li Tiezhu''s hand took out a black kettle from the attic and opened it. There was not much liquid mixed with black, white and green.


    The video has dialogue for the first time.


    "What is this?"


    The girl shyly grabbed the kettle, hid behind her and bowed her head:


    "Soup."


    The camera suddenly shook, revealing the photographer''s mood.


    Sing Harmony:


    Ah¡ª¡ª


    A Diao


    You always dress up like


    Like boys


    But more tenacious than gesan


    ¡­¡­


    PS£º


    A Diao in the article is rewritten according to the author''s personal experience, not fabricated


    In addition, why do you vote for such a precious thing as monthly ticket? I just want to say to you Han Han: vote more, roar~


    Thank you for the 100 points reward of ice fire dance 1982, thank you for being a male cat, thank you for 100 points reward if you are sad, thank you for 100 points reward in the heart of the wind and rain forest, thank you for 100 points reward for nutrition, 100 points reward for fresh spring water, 100 points reward for forever old time, and 500 points reward for nuclear whale.


    Thank the "cat loving" Mai ho AI for giving "lengba" 100 points! Thank the "sugar loving" Earl of twilight for giving "pine bamboo" 1000 points!


    Well... Is the battle for the hostess starting now?

 Chapter 118

    In the picture, the little girl feeds pigs, cuts firewood and digs potatoes, with a thin body, a wandering smile and pure eyes. She took out potatoes from the pot for cooking pig food and shared them with Li Tiezhu, who was photographed. She was sincere but with some inferiority complex.


    Subtitle: her father died when he went out to work. Her mother took away the compensation and remarried far away. Since the age of eight, she has supported herself alone. She is 13 this year.


    Many people cried at the scene, including those famous stars, and countless live screens were full of tears.


    Thirteen?


    Such a young child is thirteen years old? It turned out to be... Malnutrition!


    A Diao


    Hypocritical people have thousands of smiles


    This sentence surprised four people, and the sudden super high pitched went straight to the heart like a bullet. The crowd trembled with tears, and many people got goose bumps.


    Moreover, this sentence, Li Tiezhu is staring at yehenara to sing.


    Eyes like knives.


    But not hatred, only with ridicule and contempt.


    The applause burst in an instant.


    The barrage was even more praised: "serious brother is beautiful! Just stare at her and sing."


    Li Tiezhu had learned from Zhang Xiaomeng that it was the two companies of boulder in the north and meteor in the south. In order to get a good voice and rank, they excluded players who were not their companies. It was ye henara, the shareholder of Jushi, who proposed to kill Li Tiezhu in such a disgusting way.


    When will you go down the mountain


    Remember to bring your droma knife


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes flashed. It was a kind of self-confidence, a strong self-confidence that he could cut off all powerful enemies under his horse. He glanced at yehenara and Wang Feng, and never looked at them again.


    Diao, you are the same. Don''t care about those hypocritical people. Take Zhuoma knife and courage, and no one can hurt you!


    Under the gray brim


    Sunken cheeks


    You seldom talk


    Simple answer


    Where is tomorrow


    Who cares about you


    Even on the road


    ¡­¡­


    But I


    Still not


    Give up hope because of pain


    Wounds grow into scars


    The flowers are incomparably beautiful


    ¡­¡­


    Ill fated, obsessed, indifferent


    Farewell to youth


    Countless stations


    Willing to be ordinary, but unwilling to ordinary defeat


    Are you Diao


    You are a free bird~~


    "Woo -"


    Pop, pop, pop


    The audience stood up and applauded. At this moment, whether or not Li Tiezhu''s fans have been convinced by this song, and applauded Li Tiezhu''s use of this song to set up an education fund for "a Diao".


    A group of stars who came to support Li Tiezhu also stood up and applauded.


    Huang Sanshi hugged shaoshao, who had cried and swollen eyes. She couldn''t see a bitter child as old as her.


    Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo looked at each other and said nothing.


    Nie yuan flushed his eyes and looked at Li Tiezhu on the stage. The friend was settled.


    Lengba also cried. The cat personality Bureau was much higher than the two mentors. However, she soon stopped crying. There was a crying one nearby that was almost out of breath. First pat your back for rescue. You have to live. There are not many deep well ice in the entertainment circle these days.


    Songzhu''er finally relaxed and said to lengba for some reason: "Oh, wow... In fact, you can adopt without giving birth to a baby! Why didn''t I think of it, Li Tiezhu is a genius. Woo..."


    Lengba: "hum???"


    Yu Qian patted Xiaoyue, who was already crying and bubbling, and said nothing. Although at first he didn''t understand what the child was smoking and suddenly chasing stars, now he seems to understand


    Xiao Yue met himself.


    After wiping his tears, Xiao Yueyue''s tears still couldn''t stop falling. He remembered the conversation with his master half a month ago.


    "Li Tiezhu was overcast. Master, I want to take him to the mushroom house, but I''m afraid."


    "Why do you want to help him?"


    "He''s so like me, but I''m not as brave as him and not as talented as him. I... you know, I''m always bullied, even in Yunde society. Others want to drive me away. You said that even if I can''t learn anything, you can support me all my life. However, Li Tiezhu doesn''t have a master father!"


    "If you want to help him, why are you afraid?"


    "I''m afraid of offending others and affecting my own resources... I''m selfish. Master?"


    "Whatever decision you make, master supports you."


    "I... Decided to take him. He needs help now."


    "Hehe! Shifu just lied to you. If you flinch, Shifu won''t really support you. But you didn''t disappoint me. Good job!"


    Xiaoyue is suddenly a little arrogant. I''m really a tough guy!


    It''s just not obvious.


    Li Tiezhu sings a Diao and himself. A Diao is a Diao, Li Tiezhu is a Diao, and Yue Yupeng is also a Diao.


    The song continues, and so does a Diao''s story.


    Willing to be ordinary, but unwilling to ordinary defeat


    You are Diao


    On the screen, Diao is doing his homework in the small window of the attic.


    The audience held their breath and waited for the high voice that sang through the soul, and even many people sang first:


    "You are a free bird!"


    But they didn''t wait. The accompaniment stopped, the harmony disappeared, and Li Tiezhu''s voice suddenly became warm and sang:


    A Diao


    Life is a stubborn seed


    You are a tree


    You''ll never die


    you ''re right!


    Never dry, never cry!!!


    After singing, Li Tiezhu adjusted his breath and bowed: "thank you! Thank you!"


    The audience responded with warm applause.


    Chen Yisen stood up with tears in his eyes and raised his hands to the audience. The audience stopped clapping and raised their hands to worship him.


    Once, twice, three times.


    Then, Chen Yisen couldn''t help but burst out: "this is a singer!"


    Ye henara''s face was as heavy as water. Wang Feng was a little confused, but he couldn''t help nodding. Although it was very slight, it was also captured by the camera.


    The audience was excited and all kinds of cheers came out one after another.


    "Li Tiezhu is awesome!"


    "Serious brother is powerful and domineering..."


    "Iron pillar, I''ll give you a monkey!"


    The cat raised his hand, gave songzhuer a hand knife, and then handed over a paper towel: "don''t shout blindly, in case you are photographed by the camera."


    Songzhuer blew his nose and said, "I''m not afraid!"


    Lengba said: "it will have an impact on Li Tiezhu. He is still young and can''t spread gossip."


    Songzhuer thought, "sister, I''m not really going to give him a monkey. Why are you so excited? Eh... Something''s wrong with you!"


    Lengba: "you deep well ice?"


    Song Zhuer: "ang!"


    Lengba: "


    On the other side, the rabbit smashed the seat and cried. Most of the other players also cried. Xiao Zhen said to the people next to him while crying that Li Tiezhu is my brother!


    Shaohua came to the stage with a paper towel. While talking, he wiped the corners of his eyes: "contestant Li Tiezhu... A good song and a meaningful song! Can you introduce this girl Diao?"


    Li Tiezhu: "she is very strong, brave and smart, and her academic performance is very good. In addition, the potatoes she cooks are delicious. Please don''t ask me what her real name is, where she lives and how to find her. Because... She doesn''t need sympathy, she will live bravely and grow into an incomparably beautiful flower!"


    ps£º


    Yanzu, you are really fierce... In more than a day, you have put songzhuer''s role card to the second. It is estimated that you will be the first tomorrow. In the opinion of a principled author like me, the battle for female masters is a good phenomenon. Rank female masters according to popularity. You are all masters. By the way, sir, if your monthly ticket is rotten, give it to me.

 Chapter 119

    Shaohua understands the implication of Li Tiezhu. The so-called compassion is just a sharp blade called compassion, which also hurts people.


    He stopped talking about the poor girl and said, "let''s bless ah Diao and wish her healthy growth and academic progress. Li Tiezhu, you sang and cried everyone again. Why are you always like this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "blame me?"


    Shaohua: "how do you compensate everyone? After all, crying is also a hard work."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "I''m sorry to make you feel bad. Let me sing a song for you to amuse you."


    "Can songs amuse? New songs?"


    "No, old song."


    Under the stage, yehenara and Wang fenggouzi are clamped. This guy won''t openly sing "don''t go away" on the stage, will he? Killing people?


    Songzhuer jumped up and shouted, "don''t go!"


    The cat couldn''t pull it. There was no way. Of course, husky had more strength than the cat.


    Yehenara and Wang Feng''s faces became darker.


    Shaohua was embarrassed: "have we heard of it? What''s the name of the song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you look so funny."


    "This song... Ah, no, it''s not called" you look good when you laugh "? It''s written for Zhao Liya."


    "Just the one you changed. Just sing a few words."


    Shaohua breathed a sigh of relief and did not openly beat the two mentors on the stage: "OK!"


    The two teachers under the stage also relaxed a lot.


    Li Tiezhu got a guitar and played and sang by himself:


    I like to talk to her


    I like to copy her homework


    No matter how many pages there are


    You are enough


    I like to let you buy ice cream


    I like to ask you to peel grapes


    She lights up the chat box


    You like to laugh


    The audience turned sadness into joy and laughed. The song was changed to have a sense of picture. Even Han Hong couldn''t help smiling.


    Too much is tears


    This is the first time that Li Tiezhu wrote a song in a real sense. To be exact, it is lyrics.


    Inspired by life, he worked hard on the road of public welfare and had to copy his homework for a class of flowers. After copying, he had to send it to her. The above lyrics are all real events. Let''s start compiling them. Of course, it''s just that he makes fun of himself in his spare time. In addition to being fierce, ban Hua is also very good. He has a great temper and poor grades.


    You look funny


    Like the dog next door


    All her troubles, all her worries


    You''re all around


    You look funny


    ¡­¡­


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.


    "Thank you. I was offended."


    "I suspect you have installed surveillance in my classroom..."


    "Lick to the last one, nothing!"


    "Tears."


    "Warm! What a melancholy song ~"


    "Too real!"


    "Shut up!"


    "Red fire, in a trance..."


    "Shrimp and pig heart! Reported it."


    Qin Tao backstage was shocked. Li Tiezhu, are you crazy? Dead? Don''t bother me if you want to die!


    Sure enough, Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone rang. Qin Tao quickly pressed the mute. Soon his mobile phone rang. There was no way but to pick it up.


    "School flower, no, class flower, I''m sorry... Li Tiezhu drank too much. Yes, he drank wine on the stage... I''ll criticize him when he comes back!"


    "Ah? Really? Just a cup of milk tea? OK. Bye!"


    After hanging up the phone, Qin Tao is still muddled. Has ban Hua been worn by the soul? Why are you suddenly gentle with Li Tiezhu? This song is clearly dead. Unexpectedly, you only need to invite a cup of milk tea?


    Is it because Li Tiezhu is red and dare not bully him? Ha! How is that possible? Li Tiezhu is ten times more popular than she can bully.


    The boy she remembered when she was happy


    You''re not in there


    Zhao Liya knows this song best. Later, Li Tiezhu re recorded it and asked her to do harmony.


    So she got a microphone from the program group. Anyway, the lyrics in the back are repeated in the front. She stood up and gave Li Tiezhu a very rhythmic harmony with a small milk voice, with full tacit understanding:


    You look funny


    Like the dog next door


    Every time she''s sad, every time she''s bored


    You''re all around


    You look funny


    All the money was spent for her


    The boy she remembered when she was happy


    You''re not in there


    ¡­¡­


    After singing, Li Tiezhu praised Zhao Liya.


    With Zhao Liya''s little milk harmony, the whole song is even more exciting. The bullet screen is happy:


    "Deadly harmony, Zhao Liya, you were taken by the serious brother."


    "Give me back the elegant piano princess!"


    "God''s special harmony... Laugh and cry."


    "Above."


    "Woof, woof..."


    "Once I was a licking dog, but then I became a scum."


    "Learn from you!"


    "Li Tiezhu: are you afraid? I''m so cruel that I even make fun of my own songs."


    "Worthy of being the ''Heavenly King of divine comedy''!"


    Under the stage, the big stars laughed. I didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to have such an operation. What have you experienced?


    Yu Qian said, "Li Tiezhu is also suitable for crosstalk and tease the stem!"


    Xiao Yue smiled: "I said earlier that if he was there, Yunde society would be very popular. Think about it, if he and Qin Tao stopped on the stage, tut tut... If they didn''t talk, they would be happy for a long time."


    Songzhu''er is so happy that she can''t help herself. She likes this sand sculpture song. Then she suddenly broke lengba''s shoulder and looked at her face seriously: "did he lick you?"


    Lengba''s old blood gushed: "..."


    I am not! I didn''t! We''ve never been able to do anything! Don''t frame me!


    Songzhu''er gave a cry and suddenly said, "that''s not true. I said how can a straight man like Li Tiezhu be a licking dog! Scare me."


    Lengba thought, there must be something wrong! Otherwise, why does rabbit smash bully me and erha bully me?


    Shaohua on the stage also smiled, walked over again and said to the following audience, "I laughed! Are you still satisfied with this song?"


    "Satisfied!"


    Shaohua looked at the guide''s chair again: "four tutors, what comments do you have on Li Tiezhu''s competitive performance just now? I''m talking about the song a Diao."


    First, everyone''s eyes turned to yehenara.


    Yehenara: "I don''t want to comment."


    Wang Feng struggled slightly and said, "I don''t want to comment."


    Han Hong: "don''t comment."


    Chen Yisen got up and said solemnly, "I dare not comment!"


    Shaohua was inevitably embarrassed. The four tutors were still competing. He had to interview Li Tiezhu: "will all the income of Li Tiezhu''s contestant and a Diao be used to go to school for that girl?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! If there is any surplus, it will give assistance to other children similar to her, which will be supervised and implemented by Hong fund, and all data and information will be publicized online every month."


    Shaohua: "Why are you so keen on public welfare? Is there any other reason besides your mother''s business?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my old man told me ''teach people when you learn and give people when you earn''. He has been doing this all these years. I''m not as good as him."


    Shaohua sighed: "a good sentence is'' teach people when you learn, give people when you earn ''! Thank you Li Tiezhu! Thank you for bringing this song ah Diao!"


    Li Tiezhu withdrew and the game continued.


    Yehenara was thinking that Li Tiezhu really didn''t have enough brains. It''s the first round of such a good song. Hehe, let''s see what you do next!


    The cat is also very tangled: "Hey! A Diao is such a good song. It should be sung in the second round and the third round."


    Husky was particularly happy to take off: "don''t worry, sister! Ah Diao must be the worst of the three songs, and the other two will be better. Li Tiezhu is so smart, how can he make such a mistake?"


    Cat speechless, Li Tiezhu... Is he smart? If he were really smart, would the cat live to this day? With his physique, a cat can die eight times a night!


    ps:


    To report, there are 260 lengba fans and 325 songzhuer fans. Songzhuer, who has only been online for two days, is about to surpass the number of likes, but the gifts are much less.


    Lengba thanks: Oct 2 500 points reward! Thanks to those who love cats - Mai ho AI, 500 points, and Xiao Shuo fan, 1000 points! Meow~


    Songzhuer thanks: 100 points reward for stupidity S2 times! Thank you ho ho ho for the 100 point reward for the disaster, and thank OCT for the 500 point reward! Fish head quack~


    Another


    Thank you for your Almighty reward, such as the gold rush, the overseas Chinese town, the master of death in patterns, the staggering Book drunkenness, and master Hai. Thank you for the 200 reward of Uncle Xu of the fried sky help, the 500 reward of the book friend 20180626184903182, the 500 reward of the hungry, the 500 reward of the hungry, the 500 reward of the new to not send you into the Imperial Palace, the 1500 reward of the desert lonely wind, and the 1500 reward of red copper 1982, Thanks to Pu Chulong for tvt1500 points and Jiannan Shaochun for 5000 points.

 Chapter 120

    The sixteen contestants showed their magic powers and all showed their best state. At the end of the first round, all the contestants took the stage.


    Shaohua announced: "the fourth round of the sixth season national finals of super good voice - the first round of the resurrection competition... Voting starts! The time is five minutes. We will make a choice according to the final national voting. Only eight of the 16 contestants can advance to the second round. Please pick up your mobile phone..."


    In the next five minutes, several plays were staged all over the country.


    The middle-aged wife said to her husband, "give me your mobile phone. What are you hiding? Do you have a junior? No, what are you afraid of? I''ll vote for Li Tiezhu. What female contestant? Get out! Superficial!"


    This is mother fan, one of the backbone of Li Tiezhu''s fans.


    The trembling old woman stood in front of the TV, peering at a group of teenage grandchildren and said, "take out all your mobile phones, edit the SMS 1xxxx and vote for Li Tiezhu. What little sister do you dare to vote for? You see, the old woman can''t kill you!"


    This is the perfect audience of Granny fan and Li Tiezhu''s Royal engine. Several songs are magic songs of square dance.


    In the group of students in junior middle school and senior high school, the class flower usually speaks: "@ everyone, edit the text message 1xxxx, vote for Li Tiezhu, and send the screenshot to the group. Otherwise, hum..."


    This is sister powder, not much but very iron!


    Even in Huang Sanshi''s arms, Huang shaoshaoshao threatens many male students on his mobile phone. He must vote for Li Tiezhu, otherwise he will break up his friendship.


    Shaohua interviewed four tutors, eight advanced players and 16 resurrection players. Five minutes passed. He doesn''t know the final result, and even doesn''t have the qualification to publish. After all, he''s not as shameless as Mr. Hong Bo.


    Mr. Hong Bo stepped on the stage, took a piece of paper and bet a thousand year old mountain. The routine will remain unchanged for thousands of years.


    "The voting results of the first round of the resurrection competition of season 6 of super good voice have come out. This result shocked me, but... As expected, many promising players have been eliminated, but some players have also made proud achievements¡°


    Nonsense, Hong Bo is professional.


    He glanced at the players on the stage and said:


    "The result of this vote has set a record in the history of good sound programs, even the record of the last round of the finals. I''m very surprised!"


    The players are silent. You have no fart. Let it go!


    Hong Bo looked at the four tutors: "tutors think, how many votes can the contestant with the most votes have?"


    Han Hong: "30 million?"


    Wang Feng: "40 million, 30 million last season."


    Yehenara: "I guess, 50 million."


    Chen Yisen: "100 million! Li Tiezhu!"


    Hong Bo: "


    Yehenara took a ironic look at Chen Yisen. Are you sick? This program has the highest audience rating of 100 million people!


    Director Hong was surprised. You really dare to think, shit! Don''t you save face for the chief director?


    Damn right!


    So, how high is the ratings of tonight''s game? So many people voted?


    Chicken jelly!


    "The one who won the first place in the first round of the resurrection is... He is a male player! He has an unparalleled voice..."


    Director Hong Bo is as disgusting as ever.


    Li Tiezhu yawned.


    Hong Bo picked up a cup of Millennium mountain and put it down again. It was too hard for Jill to drink. He smiled and said, "Li Tiezhu, who do you think won the highest votes in the first round?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the cat twisting his waist and swinging his hips in the stands to cheer him on. He couldn''t help being a little stiff and said, "I''m 100 million? I believe in Mr. Ethan."


    Hong Bo: "


    Barrage:


    "Is there a hole in Hong Bo''s brain? Ask Li Tiezhu? Isn''t he hurt deeply?"


    "Obviously, Li Tiezhu is the first."


    "This song, ah Diao, is invincible!"


    "I think it''s too early for Li Tiezhu to sing" a Diao ". It''s better to sing again in the next round..."


    Li Tiezhu was upright. Seeing the pine and bamboo yawning below, he knew that the so-called suspense was meaningless. He said to Hong Bo, "director, announce the second place and hurry up."


    Hong Bo: "are you so sure that you are the first at present? HMM... well, you are..."


    He feels very hurt. It''s a very interesting suspense game. Everyone is watching Altman. Why don''t you cooperate? The audience must love to watch it!


    Forget it, I''m not interested. Just announce it.


    Li Tiezhu collected 100 million votes, ranking first temporarily.


    Lin Xiao 40 million votes, second.


    Justin 38 million votes, third.


    ¡­¡­


    In short, Li Tiezhu''s promotion is reasonable, but it still makes thousands of mothers rejoice with milk powder, while those poor sisters can only suppress it. After all, parents dare not laugh when they stare.


    After the first round of singing, eight of the sixteen contestants were eliminated, followed by the second round.


    Eight into four.


    Li Tiezhu was the first to play this time.


    Of course, he is not afraid.


    "In the last song, I took you to know the fate of a girl in a mountain and a person. In this song, I want to introduce you to the fate of a group of people. It''s not so much fate as... Choice."


    Li Tiezhu was domineering. Even when he did a good job in the accompaniment and harmony, he still stepped on an electric guitar.


    "They are very young, some of them are only a year or two older than me, but these years they have been walking through the boundless mountains. Their dreams? Noble? Dedication? Are too superficial. They are just doing a very pure thing."


    On the big screen, there was a picture of a group of Hong Fund staff trekking through mountains and rivers. They were not hypocritical and deliberate. They talked and laughed happily. Although sleeping in the open air, Ling Feng lies in the snow, he still smiles like a flower.


    Among them, Li Tiezhu is also a natural figure. Without enough tents, Li Tiezhu and the boys cut down trees and built wooden houses to make a fire, cook and prevent wild animals.


    "This song is called the sea and the sky."


    After Li Tiezhu''s introduction, the soundtrack sounded, but he still played the guitar. He studied this song for a long time. It changed from Cantonese to Mandarin. It''s the same classic, but it''s also daunting.


    Li Tiezhu sang with a pilgrimage mentality.


    As Li Tiezhu plucked the strings, the audience seemed to feel something and stood up and applauded.


    Today I


    Watch the snow drift in the cold night


    Floating far away with a cooled heart


    Chasing in the wind and rain


    I can''t tell the trace in the fog


    The sky is vast, you and me


    Can it change (who isn''t changing)


    Li Tiezhu''s voice was a little hoarse. Looking at the brothers and sisters who had cut through thorns and thorns with him for ten days on the screen, it was inevitable that their breath trembled, but they sang a different charm.


    Some things, someone has to do, someone has to say, someone has to sing... Rock is the best choice, it is an attitude.


    In fact, it is no longer important whether we can enter the top ten. Even if it is related to IQ, isn''t it a broken system?


    How many times?


    Facing coldness and ridicule


    Never give up the ideal in my heart


    In a daze


    A sense of loss


    It has faded unknowingly


    Love in my heart (who knows me)


    Teacher Yu Qian was stunned for a long time, grabbed Yue Yupeng''s hand and shivered: "this... Is rock? Light rock?!"


    ps£º


    Hey! How about this? It''s not good to vote so many monthly votes for an old comrade like me who hasn''t been on the shelf? He''s ranked 200 in the general list. He doesn''t talk about martial ethics. He comes to sneak attack and Gan... Can he bear it? No! Dare you... Continue to humiliate me like this? Mercilessly, shamefully?! I lie flat... Well, now I promise to go on the shelf for the first 15 chapters, and then humiliate me for the first 20 chapters.

 Chapter 121

    Xiaoyue was a little nervous: "Sir, you are steady! Steady!"


    Yu Qian stamped his foot: "steady your sister... I want to get up and fade unconsciously. Love in my heart, oh ~"


    Xiaoyue was at a loss: "pay attention to your emotions, sir! It would be a shame if you were photographed."


    Both the on-site audience and the audience in front of the screen found the differences of this song, and even the four Tutors under the stage couldn''t help glancing slightly.


    Rock?!


    Yes, Li Tiezhu''s style is no style. He can write and sing any song, but he has never been involved in rock and roll.


    Although this song is only popular rock and light rock, it is also a rock after all.


    Wang Feng''s hands were made into fists. His nails, which had not been trimmed for too long, pierced into his palm. His face twitched with pain and stared at the guy on the stage.


    Rock? Rock... Rock!


    The atmosphere at the scene was high, and the live barrage also hit one after another:


    "Serious brother! The light of rock music!"


    "Is it special? Who said rock is dead? Li Tiezhu told you that rock is still alive."


    "Well... Listen, Jill weighs half a kilo!"


    "Wait for the chorus..."


    "Don''t be funny. Listen to the lyrics carefully. Li Tiezhu is too difficult."


    "Han Hong is too difficult!"


    "Yes! The lyrics are sung by himself and aunt Han Hong."


    "Being disgusted by the good voice tutor, and then drifting away with a cooled heart - a thousand mountains!"


    "It''s not easy to be a member of Hong fund!"


    "I think of the song" Youth "! Ten years of drinking ice, hot blood is not cold!"


    "Iron pillar, come on! Don''t advise!"


    "This song is too hot..."


    "Uncomfortable! Want to cry!"


    Many of the audience have covered their faces. Who still remembers the original ideal? Only the hesitation of life and the waste of time


    Life could have been pure, but most people live like they hate.


    Li Tiezhu solo played an electric guitar, sang soundly, sweated through his T-shirt, covered his face and began to roar:


    Still free self


    Sing my song forever


    Travel thousands of miles


    Forgive me for my unruly life and love freedom


    I''m afraid I''ll fall one day


    On the screen, the figures and smiles of the staff of Honghong fund travel across mountains and rivers are superimposed, which fully explains the persistence of walking thousands of miles. The wind and snow seemed to cross the screen, swept the scene and blurred the eyes of many audience.


    Not sad, but passionate faith - never give up!


    Han Hong''s face is smiling, and her comfort is mixed with an inexplicable grievance. How much criticism and stigmatization has she suffered since she did public welfare? Family background, background, hypocrisy, making money, showing... Shameless!


    But by contrast, what are these hones?


    As long as all ah Diao who are abandoned in the corner of the world, shivering, hungry and cold, can wear a knife and courage and dare to face the ups and downs of life, everything is worth it.


    I... still free myself and sing my song forever


    Chen Yisen, with a flat head, didn''t stand up and dance for the first time when he heard such a high song. He fell deeply into the sofa in the tutor''s seat, crossed his fingers, pursed his mouth, shook his head and smiled strangely.


    However, a tear had slipped from the corner of his left eye. He remembered his years of struggling to survive in Xiangjiang music world, which was the only young desperate.


    Yehenara''s face is blue and her eyes are hesitant. This song is also very good, but it doesn''t mean impeccable... As long as


    Wang Feng could not help nodding and stamping his feet with the drum. Interest, calculation and inside story... Are not important at this moment. After this song, Li Tiezhu can no longer stop it.


    Good singing!


    "Sing my song forever!"


    More than life!


    Rock never dies!


    The heart of rock and roll, which has been buried by money and flashiness, awakens again.


    He''s not a good man, but a rock man!


    Staring at the sweaty boy on the stage, he couldn''t help smiling. Once upon a time, he was so passionate.


    The young man sweated and his voice was as clear as an arrow:


    For ideal


    Anyone can


    Even if one day only you share with me


    Forgive me for my unruly life and love freedom


    I''m afraid I''ll fall one day


    For ideal


    Anyone can


    Even if one day only you share with me


    Wang Feng smiled. His smile was a little sad and pathetic, even... Shameful. It''s a good word, even if one day only you share me!


    I''m special!


    Anyway, I''m also a rock man!


    How can rock musicians be knocked down by reality? Bought by money? Bound by sophistication? No wonder even my fans say... Rock is dead. It turns out that it is not rock music, but rock people who die!


    At the end of the song, Wang Feng stood up. He was already familiar with the lyrics and the melody was deep in his heart. When he opened his voice, he sang along:


    For ideal


    Anyone can


    As soon as the scene was quiet, even Li Tiezhu on the stage almost missed the beat. Fortunately, he subconsciously kept up.


    He only looked at Wang Feng and looked at each other. Li Tiezhu just smiled. His eyes under his black framed glasses are no longer misty and elusive. Li Tiezhu is not smart, but sensitive.


    Iron pillar smiled slightly and sang more excitedly. He still didn''t like the mentor.


    The audience was stunned for a long time. Watching the "hypocritical" teacher standing and singing with Li Tiezhu, everyone was relieved until he sang with red cheeks and blue veins on his neck


    Even if one day only you share with me


    Forgive me for my unruly life and love freedom


    I''m afraid I''ll fall one day


    For ideal


    Anyone can


    Even if one day only you share with me


    This section was almost sung by the audience together, with great passion.


    Li Tiezhu wiped his sweat and played the electric guitar with the electric guitar. He was ready to sing the last few sentences with everyone, but he saw everyone''s hands pointing at him.


    Wang Feng followed the rhythm and pointed flat with his hands. Others also pointed to Li Tiezhu like him.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and sang the last lyrics alone:


    For ideal


    Anyone can


    Even if one day only you share with me


    Sing.


    Wang Feng took the lead in clapping, and the audience applauded and cheered.


    Chen Ethan shrank into the sofa and burst into tears. Next to him, Wang Feng stretched out his palm with an unnatural smile. Ethan looked at him, moved his body, slapped and clapped with him.


    Cheers!


    On the other side, yehenara looked at Wang Feng with a ghostly look in her eyes. Wang Feng saw it, but returned with a strange smile:


    It''s better for one person to be scolded than two people. Besides, Li Tiezhu''s rock and roll is really excellent.


    Yehenara tasted the beauty of the routine.


    The host Shaohua stepped on the stage, thanked Li Tiezhu, and pointed the spearhead at mentor Wang Feng. His eyes were always sharp: "excuse me, mentor Wang Feng, you eliminated Li Tiezhu in the last period, and you worked hard to sing with him in this period. What do you say?"


    You can''t hide what should come!


    Why hide?


    Wang Feng picked up the microphone, glanced at yehenara, who was warning him in his eyes, and raised his eyebrows:


    "It was no accident that Li Tiezhu was eliminated last time. It was my selfishness. He should have been promoted. I must be honest! This time I sang with him because... Rock! Chinese rock music is a pool of stagnant water, but maybe this person on the stage can start a prairie fire! As a rock man, I must support him!"


    Shaohua is confused. Is it necessary for you to be so honest? What do I say?


    Wang Feng said again, "Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "here."


    Wang Feng shook his head slightly: "I know you have a variety of styles, but... Please write and sing more... Rock! You will be a great rock man!"


    Bow.


    Seven points sincerity, three points routine!


    ¡­¡­


    The cat bares its teeth and grinds its claws secretly: Gan! The cat didn''t receive many gifts today. Find a chance to do two HA and one shuttle!!!


    Erha: sister, what''s wrong with your foot? Have you been infected by sister Mi? I mean... Beriberi.


    Puppet: today I advertised my friend''s book and added a chapter.

 Chapter 122

    The change of Tutor Wang Feng was too abrupt. Although Li Tiezhu could see that it was not a disguise, it was difficult to change his attitude for a time.


    Li Tiezhu said perfunctorily, "music is more than rock. I prefer folk songs. I''m not a rock man!"


    Wang Feng smiled awkwardly and didn''t speak again.


    Aside, yehenara smiled: "write what you like. Li Tiezhu is not a God. He can save the whole music world? Besides, writing good songs depends on luck. Good rock and roll means you can write it?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "it means you can write it! Is it difficult? Moreover, my next song is rock and roll! It''s hotter than this one!"


    Yehenara: "


    It was Wang Feng''s turn to smile: "thank you, um... Thank you for the song you wrote for me. I like it very much."


    Li Tiezhu: "the next song is not for you."


    Wang Feng: "I mean the old driver. It''s very interesting."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you like me..."


    Wang Feng quickly waved his hand: "enough! Enough!"


    The audience is happy. Do you want another royal engine?


    Wang Feng''s face was green with fear!


    No matter what kind of grudges and grudges, songzhu''er jumped up and said, "the old driver took me..."


    Under her "command", a small poke of Li Tiezhu''s iron powder sang again.


    Shaohua on the stage is confused and forced. It''s hard to reconcile. What are you doing there? Especially you songzhuer, you haven''t been scolded for hot search for too long? What if they fight? How do I control the field?


    Yehenara sneered. Wang Feng, do you think people give you a face?


    Wang Feng really put it down and waved to the singing fans to receive it. Speaking of the last elimination of Li Tiezhu, yehenara forced him to do it. He didn''t feel uneasy about his conscience, but he didn''t like being shouted around.


    The barrage rarely began to praise Wang Feng. At least he stood at attention when he was beaten.


    Shaohua was relieved and hurriedly asked his tutors to comment on Li Tiezhu''s vast sea and sky. Anyway, it was just boasting.


    Can this song still be black?


    Yehenara didn''t dare to be black, but he didn''t boast.


    Under the stage, the audience talked about it one after another. This song "sea and sky" is enough to be a classic. Can Li Tiezhu write a better song than this? And, still rock!


    Yu Qian finally sat down. He just howled and blushed. Now he was panting: "this time is worth it, this time is worth it..."


    Xiaoyue and yourongyan: "my idol is overbearing? Ha ha!"


    Yu Qian: "I''m a fan, sir! Shit, what kind of shit rock is this group of people singing now? This is fucking rock! Li Tiezhu''s next song, with this level, even if it''s close to this level, I''ll be naked... Forget it, it''s impossible!"


    "I''ll tell you, sir, Li Tiezhu said that the next song is better, that''s definitely better!"


    "Go, go, you don''t understand! This song" sea and sky "will be a God in the rock circle. It''s hard to surpass, even himself."


    "It''s all right. You can''t imagine the power of Li Tiezhu, so you dare to set up a flag. What are you naked?"


    "I''ll let gongs and drums roar and firecrackers roar, and I''ll set off 100000 fireworks for him."


    "Eh... Boring. Sir, you don''t rock at all!"


    "Why don''t I rock? I''m the president of the rock association! I, i... he can catch up with the sea and sky next time. I''ll run naked on the Bund!"


    "OK, tiktok, it''s recorded. Uh... Let''s play a video."


    "Why did you record it? Delete it! Give me your mobile phone, sun thief..."


    Next to him, Huang Sanshi silently covered shaoshao Shao''s ears. Donkey teacher, you old shameless! Come to the mushroom house and let me cook and poison you.


    Lengba asked songzhuer, "Er ha... No, Zhuer, what, what do you think is a better gift for a boy''s 18th birthday?"


    Songzhu''er shook his head and said, "the old driver is taking me to Kunming..."


    "Stop singing!"


    Lengba is another hand knife. Now she doesn''t worry about Li Tiezhu being hacked. With the strength of my master, the image of a superstar! So, after relaxing, she remembered that Li Tiezhu was about to celebrate his birthday. When was the lunar calendar converted into the Gregorian calendar?


    "I ask you, what''s a good gift for a boy''s 18th birthday?"


    Songzhu''er looked at lengba up and down: "sister, if you are more fat, you don''t have to worry about what to give."


    Lengba: "hum?"


    Cats can''t be fat anymore. Does the owner like Petite cats? I think so? Rabbit smash is small enough, cut! airport!


    Matsushita: "besides this, I don''t know what Li Tiezhu likes. Don''t you just ask him yourself?"


    "Except which one? Not Li Tiezhu, a friend of mine..."


    "Didn''t you just see Li Tiezhu''s birthday on Baidu mobile phone? I saw it."


    "Well..."


    A handsome man next to him put his head out: "what day is his birthday? I let him bleed and invite a big meal."


    Lengba looked at the malicious Nie Yao: "ah! Next week is the day of the good voice finals."


    Nie Yao grinned: "that''s just right! Next time we''ll come back and cheer him on and have a super luxury meal! If we win the championship, double it, how about it?"


    Matsushita: "I want to eat a banana boat!"


    Lengba is unhappy. There are always many people who want to hurt my master. Banana boat? Do you want bananas?


    Fang Bo turned his head and looked at Xu Shan Zheng. Xu Shan Zheng shook his head. He couldn''t come at that time. The film started shooting.


    "Go to the crew and kill him."


    "That makes sense."


    Soon Li Tiezhu left the stage and the competition continued. Li Tiezhu and Zhuyu were in front, and the players behind were Alexander. One unlucky guy even sang the wrong word.


    Benzema is to blame. No, Li Tiezhu is to blame!


    All the competitive performances in the second round were over, and there was a tense and fierce voting session. Under the blessing of teacher Hong Bo, who wanted to stop talking, the program lasted a full 15 minutes.


    Eight in four list:


    First, Li Tiezhu. 81 million tickets.


    Second, Justin. 52 million votes.


    Third, Lin Xiao. 37 million tickets.


    Fourth, coco. Thirty three million tickets.


    This season''s overseas group is really miserable. At present, none of them has reached the top ten, and the champions and runners up in the sub division are still struggling in the resurrection game. However, seeing that Li Tiezhu is also in the resurrection competition, he has also balanced a lot.


    After Shaohua sent the wordy director to step down, he felt refreshed and said, "congratulations to the four players on their promotion to the last round of the resurrection competition! According to the competition rules of the program group, the last round is a big duel."


    Li Tiezhu and other four stood in a row. Except Li Tiezhu, the other three were a little nervous. Because the last round needs a little luck, there are too many tragedies in the previous seasons.


    "As usual, Li Tiezhu, who ranks first temporarily, comes out and selects your opponent against the big screen. Tiezhu, just stop!"


    Shaohua pointed to the big screen behind him, which was a picture of three other players changing rapidly.


    Li Tiezhu picked up the microphone.

 Chapter 123

    There are several seasons of good voice resurrection competition. The two strongest players are drawn together and killed miserably and tragically. No matter who is eliminated, it is a tragedy.


    Li Tiezhu is relaxed. No matter who he draws, I will win.


    That song is worth 7 intelligence points!


    Li Tiezhu is extremely confident. It''s not how amazing the melody or lyrics are, nor is it a rare Divine Song in a century. But because this song can make all those who try to spray him shut up and shut up completely.


    But he didn''t choose this song to win, even without any distractions.


    The next three are nervous. Today, everyone can see that Li Tiezhu is almost certain to be promoted. Even if the last song pulls his crotch a little, the audience will smash him into the top ten with tickets.


    In other words, whoever draws Li Tiezhu is out.


    Therefore, even better than Justin, he couldn''t help breathing, and Coco''s palms were sweating. The players from overseas competition areas this season will not die here, will they? That Lin Xiao is also very strong!


    Lin Xiao from the western division is indifferent. After all, he is old and stable.


    "Stop!"


    Li Tiezhu said casually.


    Shaohua was stunned and didn''t have time to speak.


    Lin Xiao shook his head and smiled. He came over and gave Li Tiezhu a hug. He hit him.


    Mentality... More stable!


    If he gets those two, he''ll have to rack his brains. Now, if he doesn''t want to, he''ll be just: "brother, try hard to win the championship?"


    Li Tiezhu: "sorry, brother Lin. it''s my treat in the evening. Barbecue."


    Lin Xiao patted Li Tiezhu on the back and separated.


    Over there, Justin and coco look at each other and find each other relieved.


    The result of the big duel is very interesting. The civil war in the western division and the civil war in the overseas division will be promoted and eliminated in either case.


    The program continues. Justin and coco compete first.


    The voting starts from the first contestant on the stage. The votes received by the two contestants are displayed on both sides of the large screen to update the data in real time.


    As a result, Justin won the top ten qualification with 50 million votes to 40 million votes.


    Next came Li Tiezhu and Lin Xiao, who appeared first.


    He sang with his eyes closed. After singing the bleak and ancient memory of mountains and seas, he opened his eyes, looked back and couldn''t help smiling bitterly.


    Current voting data:


    Lin Xiao: 32 million votes.


    Li Tiezhu: 79 million votes.


    To tell you the truth, the last round of the resurrection competition was really not better than singing. It was so popular.


    Li Tiezhu was also surprised. I haven''t sung yet. Why did so many people vote? OK, I have to sing this song well and live up to the support of the audience.


    Shaohua sent Lin Xiao out with regret and said, "although the competition is not over yet, I still have to say I''m sorry. Lin Xiao is an excellent singer and I personally like his singing very much. However, the competition is a competition, so... Let''s welcome the last contestant, who is..."


    The audience shouted in unison: "Li Tiezhu!"


    Amid the cheers, Li Tiezhu walked slowly onto the stage, looked at the teacher in charge of playing "MV" on the side, raised his hand and motioned him to wait first. Then, Li Tiezhu faced the audience:


    "Er... This song is not as well written as" sea and sky "? But I prefer it. The" inspiration "comes from a TV news I saw four days ago, but these days, I haven''t seen the reprint or extension of this news on portal websites, video websites and other TV stations. I don''t think it should be, so..."


    Li Tiezhu watched the news. The mood fluctuated and the excitation system popped up the song.


    5 o''clock is the price of buying songs and 2 o''clock is the price of short films.


    It''s quite expensive.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hesitate for a second.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu, who was too serious, surprised the audience and didn''t even like it.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care: "so, I share this song with you today. The theme of this issue is'' fate ''. I think no song is closer to this theme than this one."


    Such a big breath?


    Everyone was surprised, and even some people had begun to figure out how to spray this song if it was a little ordinary.


    After saying what he wanted to say, Li Tiezhu made an OK gesture to the side.


    The scene lights suddenly dim down and the big screen lights up slowly.


    Eh?


    The audience was even more surprised.


    This MV, is he an animation? It''s a little cute.


    The sensitive cat suddenly became sour, looked at the rabbit sitting in front and said: why is a rabbit? Not a cat?


    Pine and bamboo children were happy: "Oh! The little white rabbit is so cute."


    Cat: "rabbit smashing is not cute at all."


    On the screen, two rabbits were lying in the snow in white cloaks, and one rabbit grabbed a handful of snow and ate it.


    In the snow on the other side was a wooden sign that read:


    38th line! Don''t say you didn''t say it beforehand - on the rabbit


    In the picture, several feet step on wooden cards, and well-equipped bald eagles eat canned lunch meat with cows, cocks and sticks.


    Seeing here, the cat is not jealous. There is no hint of dog blood. This is a very correct song. The rabbit is just a coincidence. Maybe it means that the rabbit bites when he doesn''t talk about martial virtue? Cats really don''t fit.


    Songzhu''er skimmed his mouth and thought, it''s not a funny song! That''s too bad.


    At this time, the audience also understood who the song was sung to. Indeed, to be fair, nothing fits the theme of this issue better than this. It is not just a person''s fate, but the fate of more than one billion people for a century


    This is fate!


    The war of building a new China is also a war of building prestige! Qi swallows thousands of miles like a tiger!


    The barrage is even more publicized:


    "I don''t care what Li Tiezhu sings! Today, Li Tiezhu must be awesome!"


    "Indeed... I read the news."


    "Four days ago, CCTV."


    "Those Internet media, there is no one who says this! Gan!"


    "This is the most compelling sentence I have ever seen in my life: don''t say it without warning!"


    "The last time I heard this, I was only ten years old. I''m thirty this year!"


    "The last time I gave it to Li Teng twenty years ago."


    "I don''t know how brother Deng''s transformation is. I heard that Haloxylon ammodendron is planted in the northwest?"


    "The Haloxylon tree is OK ~"


    "Salute!"


    "I feel like I''m going to be sung and cried again."


    "Be confident. You may cry before Li Tiezhu starts singing."


    "Tearful eyes!"


    "Heroes forever! Long live China!"


    In the camera, the bald eagle suddenly collapses, loses his lunch meat, holds his head and howls: "I''ve been eating canned lunch meat for a week... I want to eat barbecue!!!"


    Younger brother: "boss! Calm down, calm down."


    Eagle sauce: "give me barbecue! Give me barbecue!"


    In the snow, two pairs of rabbit ears shook. One rabbit drooled. The other said, "don''t drool. The drool will freeze."


    The rabbit wiped his saliva and nodded, "Hmm! Hey? Kiss... Your tears are frozen."


    The rabbit''s two lines of tears were frozen hard and said, "ah? Don''t care about these details. How long is it before the attack?"


    The saliva rabbit looked at his watch and said, "well... There are four hours left."


    Tears rabbit: "pay attention to the latent, it can be done."


    Saliva rabbit: "yes."


    The audience just got their eyes red, but they were suddenly turned over by the two rabbits.


    (I have a showdown. I need one or two more chapters for this song! I''d like to lose my collection! This book is the inspiration from this song. I''ve seen this paragraph ten times and cried ten times, even if it''s a tribute. Now many young children don''t know this animation, let alone the value of that war)

 Chapter 124

    Xu Shanzheng said to Fang Bo, "Hey, this rabbit is fun! It''s like a pleasant goat. Did Li Tiezhu think of it himself? I didn''t see it. He can still do it."


    Fang Bo: "it''s very good! Maybe he can be a director in the future."


    Xu Shanzheng: "that''s impossible. He may be a good actor."


    Nie Yao, who didn''t know them very well next to him, couldn''t help: "brother Shan Zheng, what, you... Should be psychologically prepared."


    Xu Shanzheng: "ah? No? I think you two played very well last time!"


    Nie Yao''s expression was subtle: "


    On the other side, songzhu''er smiled and said, "Oh, this animation is so good! Eh? Sister, you have a brick in your eye?"


    Lengba: "Wuwu, don''t you feel very poor? Rabbits don''t have lunch meat."


    Songzhu''er smiled brightly: "it''s very poor, but this is not a tear point. You can cry later. Pay attention to keep up with my rhythm, otherwise it''s unprofessional."


    Xiao Yueyue looked at the uncle next to him: "it''s moving, but... Can you rock such a serious thing? The animation is still so cute..."


    Yu Qian was also dignified: "wait and see!"


    Huang Sanshi said to his daughter, "do you know what battle this is? Changjin lake. The rice army has lunch meat, coffee and coke, and even threatened to win quickly and go back for Christmas, while the support Army has a handful of fried noodles and a handful of snow! After listening to the song, go back and check this history and study. Your idol is great!"


    Live barrage:


    "Just tearful eyes, you made me laugh! What do you mean?"


    "Me too. It''s not easy to brew good emotions..."


    "Is this animation original?"


    "Li Tiezhu is talented!"


    "How happy you laugh now, how miserable you will cry later! I know Li Tiezhu''s routine."


    "The truth is upstairs. I''ll prepare paper towels."


    "I wanted to talk, but I held back. This paragraph shouldn''t be! Salute!"


    "Ten year veteran, salute across the screen! Predecessors, cow batch!"


    "I know the rabbit will freeze to death."


    "Ah? Isn''t it?"


    "Yes, many heroes died in the battle of Changjin Lake..."


    On the big screen, with wind and snow, the two rabbits were gradually covered with snow, leaving only two pairs of ears exposed.


    Suddenly, the saliva rabbit''s ears moved, and then the round head came out. The saliva rabbit looked at his watch and reached out to pick the tearful rabbit next to him: "MMM! MMM! Kiss, it''s time. Let''s go."


    Tears rabbit did not respond.


    The saliva rabbit turned his head and shook the other party. A lump of snow rolled off the tears rabbit''s head, but he still didn''t move. The saliva rabbit was stunned.


    "Kiss, kiss..."


    Lengba looked at the screen anxiously and tried not to cry. Should she pay attention to the rhythm when crying? What is rhythm?


    "Oh... Wow..."


    With a cold voice, pines and bamboos howled earth shaking and tore their hearts and lungs.


    Lengba was startled. You call it rhythmic?


    In the picture, the saliva rabbit bowed his head, cried repressively, left two lines of tears, and then quickly wiped it off and bit his teeth: "tears will freeze."


    The saliva rabbit stood up with firm eyes.


    The piano music began.


    Deng Deng


    The keys seem to strike the listener''s heart every time, hurting and weighing more and more.


    The screen is dark and bright red: Thank you for everything


    Suddenly, almost everyone felt numb. These words were too painful.


    In the camera, a rabbit picks up the worn trumpet on the snow.


    Black screen scarlet letter: We


    Looking up, a rabbit blew a loud charge.


    Doodle doodle


    Black screen scarlet letter: happiness


    The rabbit blows the charge horn and the camera moves up.


    Doodle doodle


    Black screen scarlet letter: and grateful


    The familiar and strange sharp trumpet that once rang through the peninsula roared across thousands of miles and 60 years at this moment, hitting the soul directly.


    It is like a long nail, hammer by hammer, nailed into your beating heart.


    For a moment, the audience burst into tears and couldn''t breathe. 5000 year old blood flowed in their bones... Burning! It''s boiling!


    Soon, the charge was over.


    The camera cuts to a piece of snow, and countless rabbits raise their heads from the snow bag.


    Standing on the dark stage, Li Tiezhu told the program team that this song does not play the spotlight, and only the screen is on.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu sang:


    Where is the world full of flowers


    If it really exists, then I will go


    A group of rabbits carrying weapons, crossed the remains of their companions and rushed firmly towards the enemy in three or three formations.


    Saliva rabbit: "dear friends, what is our slogan?"


    Group of rabbits: "special hawk sauce, no pain, no small money!"


    The rabbits rushed over, the eagle sauce cattle, the cock and the stick fled in panic: "it''s a rabbit!!!"


    Many viewers burst into laughter and then cried even harder.


    The song shuddered:


    I want the highest mountain there to stand


    I don''t care if it''s a cliff


    Live hard, love hard, even if it''s painful


    Don''t ask anyone to be satisfied, just be worthy of yourself


    When the camera turns, Eagle sauce leaves in a ship with a unwilling face, damn rabbit.


    On the shore, the rabbits are also very unwilling. Don''t run!


    Barrage:


    "Cow batch!!! Broken sound!"


    "What''s going on? Just beat the Yankees away?"


    "Changjin Lake World War I almost wiped out the rice army. Their navy withdrew the rice army with emergency support. Rabbit... There is no Navy..."


    "If the rice army doesn''t withdraw from the sea, none of them can run!"


    "This is the first round. There are still many fierce battles behind!"


    "Lying trough! Really hanging!"


    "The Chinese support Army, the king of night Warfare! Land warfare is invincible!"


    "The older generation is really fierce. Look at these well-known dogs who worship foreign things and fawning on foreign countries. Hey!"


    "Post-90s tears collapse!"


    "Cry until you die after 00..."


    "The children are patriotic, that is, the media manipulated by capital do not convey these histories to them..."


    "Yes! Four days ago, another group of hero bones returned home. It was only reported by CCTV."


    "This is the original intention of Li Tiezhu to sing this song!"


    "Li Tiezhu is also great!"


    "The braid was trampled to pieces by the Allied forces of the eight countries. The fried noodles of the support army were dried with snow. Turn over the Allied forces of the sixteen countries! Double! Fierce!"


    "The way of heaven is good. Who has the heaven spared?"


    "Don''t say you didn''t say anything!!!"


    Teacher''s chair, Ethan Chen has guessed, but he is not good at history. Moreover, when he was at school, he was in the Hong Kong British period, and the Hong Kong government kept that period of history secret... After all, cattle were beaten black and blue by rabbits.


    Ethan turned his head and asked Wang Feng with red eyes: "is this?"


    Wang Feng is also a little confused. He knows that this is the battle of the peninsula, but he doesn''t know the details.


    In the far end, Chen Yisen of Han Hongchao said: "the battle of the peninsula, the battle of Changjin lake."


    Chen Yisen nodded, wrote it down and was ready to go back and have a good look at this paragraph.


    In front of the computer screen, the popular guest Zhang Jianjun cried and laughed: "I knew it! I knew it! Sure enough, I didn''t have the wrong person. No, how can such a beautiful song not be shared by the Americans? No, how can it not be shared by Eagle sauce? Well! I''ll contact my good friends and put this song on the front page of the black palace website... Tonight!"


    In Chang''an, an old man surnamed Zhao spilled a flower carving on the ground and said with emotion: "fortunately, I didn''t spray him last time! Otherwise, I won''t be able to save my evening. This little thing... I didn''t burn as much as you when I sang on the peninsula! If only this song had come out 60 years earlier! But... It''s not too late now."

 Chapter 125

    At this moment, on both sides of the "MV", the votes of Li Tiezhu and Lin Xiao are still growing.


    Lin Xiao: 38 million tickets.


    Li Tiezhu: 110 million votes.


    However, Li Tiezhu''s singing has just begun. Obviously, the voting has exceeded the number of live viewers. There is no doubt that the audience is canvassing for votes from relatives and friends.


    Even if you don''t see it, you must take out your mobile phone to vote!


    After all... Grandma powder is invincible, mother powder is domineering, and sister powder is sweet and cute!


    Grannies have experienced those turbulent years, and mothers have been influenced since childhood. As for sisters... How can heroes forget? Vote for my brother Tiezhu! Hum~


    The song slowly became smooth, although everyone knew it was only a temporary illusion:


    About the ideal, I never choose to give up


    Even in the gray days


    Maybe I don''t have talent


    But I have the innocence of dreams


    I will prove it with my life


    Maybe I''m stupid


    But I''m willing to keep exploring


    Pay all your youth without regret


    On the big screen, the animation part came to an end temporarily, and there were real photos of the battle of the peninsula, all in black and white. However, some characters were replaced by rabbits or Eagle sauce, cattle, cocks, etc


    First photo: in July 1950, on the South stick side of line 38, the rice army next to the South stick command post was camouflaged the transport vehicles.


    Singing: run forward - meet the cold eyes and ridicule!


    Li Tiezhu broke his voice!


    Run~


    Even if his voice has always been very high, "big fish" and "a Diao" can do well, even if he has learned the skills of false voice and Qi sound, but he breaks his voice, break it!


    It was this broken sound that ignited the whole scene.


    Songzhuer and lengba hugged each other and wept, and the ordinary audience was almost the same.


    Second: in November 1950, in the battle of Changjin lake, on the side of the Chinese support Army, in the severe cold environment of more than minus 40 degrees, the soldiers charged the target position for many times.


    Singing: how can you feel the vastness of life without suffering!!!


    The voice is a little low. Li Tiezhu is accumulating strength. Everyone can feel it and look forward to it


    Teacher Yu Qian shook his fist and sang softly. At this moment, whether this song is rock or not is no longer important. Of course, it is rock.


    "How can I feel... Yue Yue, after the program, go and buy me a bigger pair of underpants!"


    Xiao Yueyue: "Wuwu... Ah?"


    Third: in September 1950, in Seoul, the rice army cleared the remaining troops of Beibang.


    Song: fate can''t let us... Kneel down and beg for mercy!


    Li Tiezhu''s voice was hoarse and sharp, thick and sharp.


    Fang Bo wiped his nose and looked at Xu Shanzheng with red eyes: "don''t kill him?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "he came to the program group and I invited him to dinner. Head round!!"


    Fourth: in November 1950, at the battle front of the Changjin Lake campaign, the soldiers of the support Army who did not have much support from their own artillery can only rely on their flesh and blood. While encountering the artillery fire of the rice army, they can resist the heavy snow and cold, crawl forward to a distance where they can throw grenades to meet the enemy!


    Song: even if... Blood spills all over my arms¡ª¡ª


    In the dark, Li Tiezhu fell into the edge of breaking sound again, but he still didn''t try to control it.


    Still free to sing my song forever.


    War is a man''s romance, and hero is a man''s ultimate dream. At the moment, Nie Yao tried to keep his eyes open, not to let tears fall, and forced to smile: shit! Just yell at you. Why don''t I give you a lifetime hot spot? I am Zhao Zilong of Changshan!


    Photo 5: in November 1950, at the battle front of the Changjin Lake campaign, the support Army troops were attacking the besieged rice army troops.


    Song: keep running!! With the pride of a child


    It''s broken again!


    Twice, "run" and "son". But everyone at the scene stood up from their seats, with tears streaming down their faces, beat the beat, and hummed in a low voice.


    "Woo!!!"


    The instructors in front of the stage and the eight contestants who have been promoted stood up and shouted with the audience.


    This song... It''s too burning!!


    Page 6: in November 1950, in the battle of Changjin lake, the first marine division of the MI Navy called air support to resist the charge of the support Army!


    Singing: how can you see the shine of life if you don''t stick to it!


    The whole audience stood up and stared at the picture on the big screen. To be honest, many people were thirty or forty years old, but they saw it for the first time.


    Page 7: in November 1950, after the support Army entered the peninsula, the machine gunners of the 353rd regiment of the 40th army launched the second battle, and the cover troops launched an assault on the surrounded enemy!


    Song: it''s better to indulge in burning than to linger!


    At this point, Li Tiezhu is not even singing. He is roaring! Roaring... All the skills have been forgotten.


    General director Hong Bo smashed the Millennium mountain in his hand to the ground! Have a drink, Jill! I also want to indulge in combustion!


    Eight, nine, ten


    Singing: one day it will sprout again¡ª¡ª


    At the end of the first chorus, there was a burst of applause, and no one sat down.


    The audience watching the live broadcast in front of the screen, although they have already cried into tears, they are not sad and full of excitement! Pride arises spontaneously.


    The interlude sounded slowly.


    Deng Deng


    But slowly weakened until it disappeared.


    The picture on the big screen is also gradually dim


    The audience is a little frightened. Is that over? I just sang a paragraph! What about the second half? Isn''t it the one who only sings "rolling Yangtze River flowing east"?


    However, soon the big screen lit up again, and it was... Far from over.


    This song is not long, average, but with animation, it is about ten minutes long.


    At the beginning, Li Tiezhu told the program team and the director about this, and said that even if he couldn''t get into the last round, he would sing this song. After listening to the demo, Hong Bo agreed without hesitation.


    Pop pop


    Applause broke out, not warmly, because it was not a cheer, but a tribute.


    The screen lit up, the grass was full of ruts and craters, and the wooden plates on the 38th line fell to the ground.


    The heavily armed Eagle sauce was observed with a telescope on the position. The mountain opposite was in ruins, but the fortifications above were quite complete. Behind the shelter, a group of rabbits shook their ears. Suddenly, a rabbit stood up and took out a small horn.


    Rabbit xiaonaiyin: "Eagle sauce... You have the ability to come and hit me!"


    The eagle sauce was so angry that he took out his horn and said, "you shameless and skinnless, come and hit me first!!!"


    On the two adjacent mountains, Naiyin rabbit and Eagle sauce come and go.


    "Come on!"


    "Come on..."


    "Come and do it!"


    "Come on! I''m dying."


    Tent, telegraph, military map, sand table, busy staff, Eagle sauce entered the tent.


    "Gentlemen! Are you ready?"


    "Yes, brother."


    "Let''s go and fuck him!"


    "Brother, where shall we attack?"


    Eagle sauce pointed, "here! Here... Have a showdown with the rabbit!"


    The stick pointed to a high ground on the sand table and marked next to it:


    Shangganling.


    Eagle sauce took out the picture: "my son, I will avenge you. Next, let''s invite planes and cannons to speak!"


    Artillery in position, aircraft circling.


    fire£¡£¡£¡


    The fierce gunfire poured down on the small mountain and ploughed Shangganling again and again.


    In the bomb shelter, trembling.


    Milk sound rabbit: "it''s annoying to listen to the cannon every day!"


    Nurse rabbit stood up and said, "let me sing a song for my relatives!"


    The rabbits narrowed their eyes with laughter.


    In the sound of gunfire, the song sounded:


    A big river has wide waves


    The wind blows the fragrance of rice flowers on both sides


    ¡­¡­


    I''m used to the boatman''s call


    I''m used to seeing the white sails on the ship


    Unprecedented unification of barrage:


    "The most lovely person!"


    "The most lovely person..."


    "Salute the most lovely person!"


    "I hope the most lovely person will stay in the Chinese textbook forever!"

 Chapter 126

    When the melody of "my motherland" sounded, everyone at the scene almost subconsciously sang along, with supreme glory and gratitude on their faces.


    Now, this is no longer a game, but a pilgrimage to history and heroes.


    In the air raid shelter, a rabbit ran in: "dear friends, the artillery fire is over."


    Passionate music sounded.


    "Eagle sauce is coming up!"


    "Combat readiness!"


    "Dear friends, follow me!!!"


    When the camera turned, the smoke of gunpowder filled the air. Both Eagle sauce and rabbit were covered with blood, but they were not convinced.


    The rabbit wiped the blood on his face and said, "are you still coming?"


    Eagle sauce looked at the twitching cattle, big white chicken and sticks on the ground, his face jerked, and he took two steps back with lingering fear.


    Under the bloody sunset, a cluster of new 38 line wooden signs stood up, which read:


    38th line! Don''t say you didn''t say it beforehand - on the rabbit


    At this time, the exciting music suddenly stopped, as if it had been cut by life.


    In a pure white background, a transparent rabbit sits with his back to the camera.


    Boo hoo, boo Hoo~


    The transparent rabbit blinked, looked back hopefully, turned his head back and lowered his head.


    "Kiss!"


    A voice suddenly sounded.


    The transparent rabbit shook and looked around. A grandpa rabbit was wearing a medal and waved to him with a smile.


    Grandpa rabbit leaned over: "how are you?"


    Grandpa rabbit sat down and sighed: "hey... I haven''t sat together for a long time. Ha ha..."


    The transparent rabbit squinted and smiled.


    Grandpa rabbit: "you know what? Now the dry food has become a strange self heating dry food. It will become hot when added with water. It''s amazing! The most important thing is that there is meat in it. Oh, ha ha... Oh, although it''s saltier than the captured meat. Hey! Last time my grandson''s braised meat was sour, I secretly ate it with a cake. They thought they threw it away, ha ha ha..."


    The transparent rabbit didn''t speak, just smiled and listened.


    Grandpa rabbit smiled and suddenly raised his thumb: "Hum! It''s magnificent! My big reconnaissance company! Eh? By the way, do you remember the iron tortoise we used to do? We saw it during the 70 military parade! I''ll go! It''s so big! It''s so awesome! It''s so handsome! Just like that in those years, it may not be able to break through up to ten meters! When we went to the anti tank, Lao Wang and I couldn''t help but salute, cheer up! Cheer up! Yaxi!"


    The transparent rabbit blinked and looked curious.


    Lao Tzu suddenly started Tucao: "but now the boys are so confident in winning hawk sauce. How did they make complaints about the hawk sauce?"


    Toot~


    Grandpa rabbit jumped up with excitement: "shit! Give me another brick and I''ll go to the 38th line again. I wasn''t afraid of iron turtles and gray machines. You say I''m afraid of an egg now?"


    Barrage:


    "The post-90s are not afraid!"


    "Not afraid after 00!!!"


    "A veteran born in 93. If there is a war, he will return!"


    "If there is a war call, we will return!"


    "Boys in 2001 want to join the army!"


    "Go with me!"


    "Children will never disgrace you!"


    ¡­¡­


    At this time, Grandpa rabbit suddenly sat down, lowered his head and sighed:


    "Hey..."


    The transparent rabbit looked at it curiously and still didn''t say a word. He could never speak again.


    Grandpa rabbit looked up: "we can not only afford tea eggs, but also meat for three meals a day, but..."


    Grandpa rabbit burst into tears: "but, kiss, I miss you so much..."


    The transparent rabbit stood up and reached out to appease grandpa rabbit. With the other hand, he handed out a green can.


    The can says: Eagle sauce Eighth Army.


    Grandpa rabbit wiped tears with his back to the camera: "yes, today is a happy day."


    Grandpa rabbit turned back, stretched out his hand, smiled and said, "kiss, let''s go home!"


    The transparent rabbit also stretched out his hand.


    Deng Deng


    The familiar Piano Prelude sounded again.


    As soon as the camera turned, the news picture of CCTV four days ago suddenly cut out on the screen.


    A domineering Y20 cut through the sky.


    "We are China Eastern Airlines flight 056, transporting the remains of soldiers of the support Army to Liaoyang."


    Two J20 heavy stealth fighters accompanied.


    "Welcome back to China. Two fighters of our department have been ordered to escort you all the way."


    Hua Lala


    The scene applauded and the tsunami hit.


    Li Tiezhu''s song came:


    The future is always calling me


    Even if only pain is accompanied, move forward bravely


    I want to sail in the bluest sea there


    Never mind whether you can return it or not


    In the picture, at the airport, the dignified soldiers walked past with neat and uniform steps and took back the heroes from the South stick soldiers. Each wooden box was covered with a bright red national flag, which was neat and meticulous.


    Then there is the picture of the news.


    At that time, some people may sigh a little, but many people may have no fluctuation in their hearts, but at this time, with Li Tiezhu''s singing, no one can be moved.


    Depressed after failure


    That''s a sign of cowardice


    As long as you have a breath, please clench your fists


    Before dawn


    We must be braver


    Waiting for the most dazzling moment at sunrise


    At this time, the unfinished news picture suddenly ended.


    Instead, there is a blurred black-and-white picture, this time not a photo... But a video. Some are old movie pictures, and some are real documentary images of the war on the peninsula.


    Storming support Army soldiers.


    The moment when the rice army tank was blown up on the road.


    Two US warplanes flew over the position.


    Support soldiers moving rapidly in the trenches in the rain of bullets.


    Run forward


    In the face of cold eyes and ridicule


    How can we feel the vastness of life without suffering


    Fate can''t make us kneel down and beg for mercy


    Even if blood spills all over my arms


    Keep running


    With the pride of a child


    The picture cuts back to the news picture again. The uniform soldiers and bright red flags are a sacred ceremony.


    How can you see the shine of life without sticking to it


    It''s better to burn than linger


    For the beauty of my heart


    Don''t compromise until you get old


    The song is finally over. It''s really over this time.


    But the picture continues with the music.


    The animation appears again.


    In the wind and snow, a military rabbit stood straight.


    "We eat fried noodles with snow here for the relatives of the motherland to fight ten pages for sweet and salty bean curd."


    "We drill air raid shelters here so that our relatives in the motherland don''t have to drill air raid shelters."


    "Dear ones, your dreams, let me guard them!"


    The screen was dark, with a few big words: happiness and gratitude.


    The subtitle slowly disappeared, and another line of words appeared: where is the quiet time? It''s just someone carrying a load for you!


    The music stopped and the light came on.


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu held the microphone in his hands, facing the screen and back to the audience. He sang to the rabbits.


    After taking a few deep breaths, Li Tiezhu turned to face the audience: "kiss, welcome home!"


    Almost everyone in the audience, from the audience to the stars, from the contestants to the tutors, from the host to the staff, all stood and watched.


    At this time, everyone shouted, "welcome home!"


    Tens of thousands of bullet screens are the same, and the format is incomparably unified:


    "Welcome home!"


    "Welcome home!"


    "Welcome home!"


    "Welcome home!"


    "Welcome home!"


    ¡­¡­


    (Note: the song MV in this article is a mixture of Episode 3 and Episode 4 of season 1 of those things about the rabbit that year. I pay tribute to the hero, the national man, and the comic writer Ma snake sauce! I am also an animation practitioner, and that is my lost... He! Tui ~)

 Chapter 127

    At the scene of the program, Shaohua came up and nodded:


    "I can''t find words to describe it. This is the best scene I''ve ever heard! It''s better than the scene of Huage and director Zhou. These two patriotic stars won''t blame me if they know I said so! What do you think, audience friends?"


    "Cool!"


    "Hero force -"


    "I''ll go to the 38 line again!"


    "Afraid of an egg!"


    "The rabbit is mighty!!!"


    "How magnificent my big reconnaissance company..."


    "Come and hit me!"


    "Tears will freeze."


    The audience is very noisy. Obviously, everyone''s mood has not been separated from the magnificent atmosphere just now.


    Xu Shanzheng: "do it again!"


    Nie Yao: "Yaxi!"


    Fang Bo: "our slogan is --"


    Huang Sanshi: "special hawk sauce!"


    Huang shaoshao: "no pain, no small money!"


    Lengba: "I''m dying! Come on!"


    Pine and bamboo froze for half a second. Is it my turn? Does everyone have to say? Shyness


    She raised her hand to stand up and shouted, "tea egg!"


    People: "


    This is a bit of a rhythm breaker.


    The scene is boiling like a pot of boiling water. This is not just a song... This extreme emotion can not be stirred by a song. What is important is the story behind it. This is a long history song! to rank as a masterpiece throughout the ages!


    Mr. Yu Qian pushed away the little Yue who was holding him, stood on the chair and shouted:


    "Listen to me, sing with me! Run forward -"


    After howling, he didn''t forget to bow his head: "don''t forget to buy underpants! Large ones. Facing cold eyes and..."


    Xiao Yue: "


    The stars first followed: "run forward, face the cold eye and ridicule!"


    The audience are also unwilling to show weakness: "how can we feel the vastness of life without suffering? Fate can''t make us kneel down and beg for mercy, even if blood is spilled in our arms..."


    The staff and players also continued to join them: "continue to run, with the pride of a child, for the beauty of your heart, do not compromise until you get old!"


    Shaohua didn''t stop it, he couldn''t stop it, and even wanted to howl.


    The four tutors responded differently.


    Chen Yisen had already jumped down and howled with the audience in the open space. Wang Feng turned his seat and sang. Mr. Han Hong was wiping his glasses, tears in the corners of his eyes and a smile in the corners of his mouth.


    Mr. yehenara smiled slightly farfetched, clapped gently, and looked at Li Tiezhu on the stage from time to time.


    In the end, it is the "royal family" of the braid Dynasty. If the public vote can counter attack the "Queen of heaven" who can win the award, how can it see the mud legged rabbit? Farmers like Li Tiezhu? Joke!


    Finally, the audience finished singing.


    Shaohua finally began to sing: "don''t compromise until you get old... Oh, mentor yehenara, you are professional and have a family background. Do you think this song... It... Is advanced?"


    "Woo -"


    Pop pop


    Well done! How beautiful!


    Stick to your face!!


    It turned out that Shaohua had noticed ye henara''s expression for a long time. Although generally speaking, as a host, he had good emotional control, he couldn''t bear it today.


    Advanced?


    Did you tell me he was senior?


    Did you fucking tell me fucking senior?


    Ye henara frowned and looked at Shaohua. She saw banter and ridicule from each other''s eyes. She was not afraid. After all, she had no face and skin: "well... It''s a good song! It''s written with good taste and sung without rigidity. It''s just right, very good!"


    Most shameless people are cunning, and those who know current affairs are heroes.


    Shaohua nodded, skipped the topic, and tacitly didn''t ask other tutors to comment. Why comment on this song?


    Let you speak?


    That''s slapping your face, not for you!


    Shaohua began to interview Li Tiezhu: "just now everyone was very hi, but what''s your name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart."


    "What about this animation?"


    "Well... I said it was a dream. Do you believe it?"


    "Letter. Is it original?"


    "Why did you think of using the image of rabbit?"


    "Because it''s cute. Also because it looks weak, but it''s actually very brave, just like our ancestors."


    Shaohua nodded: "next, let''s invite Mr. Hong Bo to announce the final promotion quota."


    Hong Bo even fell on the Millennium mountain. He didn''t want to go on stage at all. He shouted, "no! Look at the big screen by himself."


    On the big screen:


    Li Tiezhu: 160 million votes.


    Lin Xiao: Forty one million tickets.


    Shaohua smiled and congratulated Li Tiezhu: "Congratulations! The last place in the top ten belongs to Li Tiezhu! Congratulations! Next, please join another contestant, Lin Xiao."


    When Lin Xiao came on stage, his eyes were swollen. As soon as he came on stage, he gave Li Tiezhu a solid hug.


    Lin Xiao didn''t take the microphone, but directly spoke in dialect: "brother cowhide! We Sichuan people never lose our country! Tiezhu, I''ll follow you until you roar. Ha''er''s throat is still hot. You want it! You just want it!"


    Shaohua said a few more words, and then asked four tutors to comment on Lin Xiao, roughly to cheer up the eliminated players. The program has come to an end.


    The three tutors encouraged Lin Xiao, but yehenara severely scolded Lin Xiao, which was almost worthless.


    Lin Xiao also had a "good" temper: "thank you! It''s my greatest honor not to praise me."


    The scene was once a little awkward. The host Shaohua was too lazy to get round and sent the two players off the stage for the closing session.


    After that, Li Tiezhu didn''t speak and was distracted.


    The system reward has arrived.


    [Ding! After completing the main task, the host is promoted to the top ten super good voices and obtains 50 intelligence points]


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 39 points.


    Music Achievement: 186 points. (four songs in this game, 79 achievement points in total)


    Variety achievement: 235 points. (gain 20 achievement points in this game)


    Film and television achievements: 5 points.


    Tiktok: 13 million 410 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 20%. (this field + 1)


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    After adding IQ points, Li Tiezhu felt that his chaotic brain was much clearer and his speed was much faster. When he thought about things, his skull was no longer swollen and painful, and his eyes were a little more radiant.


    I''ve never felt so rich!


    Unfortunately, the upper limit of IQ is only 99. If you can add 138, wouldn''t you catch up with Einstein? That''s too much.


    However, if the cat raising is completed, increase the upper limit by 10 points, and then... You will be a real normal person.


    Humble.


    But then again, cat, how can you see that the domestication has increased a little? This thing really has no logic.


    Li Tiezhu thought about things all the way. He didn''t find that he had been out of the TV station until Qin Tao said goodbye to him.


    Qin Tao: "bye, remember to hand over my summer homework to the teacher. I''m going to Kyoto to worship. This time, I really don''t raise pigs..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll hand it in for you? I still have half a month here?"


    "I''ve been there for more than a month. I don''t have much time to go back to school in the future. Basically, I only go back after the exam."


    "That''s a big deal. Hiss - your old man agreed?"


    "No, he said he would come to the East China Sea to break my leg. It was the little prince against the wind who took the initiative to visit his home and said that he would not change his name because of my master. Only in the face of the little prince against the wind did my old man reluctantly agree."


    "Oh, the little prince against the wind really can."


    "By the way, you urge ha Xiaomao to do it quickly. If you don''t do it again, it will be eliminated."


    "What''s up?"


    "Just hurry him, he knows."


    Yu Qian and Xiao Yue watched.

 Chapter 128

    While Xiao Yueyue was happy about the promotion of his idol, he couldn''t help asking his uncle for advice: "Sir, is there no problem with the next round of iron pillar?"


    Yu Qian: "hum! If you don''t win the championship, there will be a black curtain. Even if the later songs are written in general, the first three are stable. In the last two rounds of the competition, what you fight is popularity and... Resources."


    Xiao Yueyue: "Sir, let''s talk seriously."


    "It''s serious. I don''t understand or comment on the first song, but do you know what grade it is in the rock industry?"


    "I don''t know. I just know it sounds good."


    "Peak!"


    "Really? Is there such an exaggeration?"


    "Let me tell you, even if Li Tiezhu doesn''t sing rock and roll or even sing any more in his life, he is one of the best in Chinese rock and roll."


    Then uncle Yu gave a thumbs up.


    Xiao Yue blushed with excitement.


    Over there, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao also said goodbye and came over.


    Li Tiezhu insisted on keeping them for dinner before leaving, but teacher Yu had made up his mind to go, but Xiao Yueyue was laughing.


    Li Tiezhu bowed to Mr. Yu Qian: "thank you, Mr. Yu! Thank you for coming to the scene, and thank you for taking care of Qin Tao. He is as slow to learn as I am. Don''t dislike him. In addition, he is timid, nervous and eats too much..."


    Yu qianmeng shook his head: "no! We all eat a lot there. The child liked me at the first sight. It''s a good material. I''m his master and should take care of him."


    Xiaoyue said, "don''t worry, brother. I''m covering xiaotaotao. No one bullies him. All right, I have special important work to do. Let''s go first."


    Li Tiezhu: "goodbye!"


    Yu Qian took Xiao Yueyue and Qin Tao and asked Xiao Yueyue, "have you bought underpants? What kind of dress?"


    Xiao Yueyue: "I bought it. Let my assistant buy it... Leopard print!"


    "Oh - you can really pick!"


    "That''s right. I''ve been with you for a long time, and my taste is high."


    "How can I get to the Bund from here?"


    "Shall we take a taxi?"


    "Master, what are we going to do? Didn''t we say the plane at night?"


    "Exercise."


    "Xiaotaotao, the plane is still early. Let''s go and enjoy a wave of night scenery with your master. Hey."


    "Ah! Shifu is so elegant."


    "Tao Zi, shut up."


    ¡­¡­


    When the tiktok heard the sound of live broadcast, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao thought they were just laughing. I didn''t think that Yu Qian really came to the East China Sea to find Qin Tao. Qin Tao cried at that time. He got down on his knees with a bang and was stopped. It was irregular.


    Qin Tao has found his way, and Li Tiezhu is happy for him.


    After all, being an agent is just Qin Tao''s last stubbornness. He is not suitable at all.


    After seeing them off, Li Tiezhu was surrounded by another group of people. Lin Xiao, Zhou Yiran, Yi Xiaomao, Xiao Zhen, Zhao Liya, song Zhuer, Nie Yao and Huang Sanshi, except for Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo, who left in a hurry, all these people stayed and asked Li Tiezhu to treat them. (Note: Xiao Zhan was renamed Xiao town)


    Li Tiezhu was prepared.


    But what do you eat?


    Where to eat?


    Li Tiezhu, who was discredited by Donghai''s eyes, was a little confused. He subconsciously looked at the cat standing in the distance with his arms.


    Lengba came over and asked, "what do you eat? I''ll take you."


    Li Tiezhu: "barbecue."


    Lengba: "I know a very good barbecue shop. It''s downstairs of your apartment. I''ll send a location. Let''s take separate cars."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    He couldn''t help feeling a little moved. Lengba knew that he was very tired after traveling through thousands of mountains. He came back and worked with the animation company for two days. Therefore, she kindly chose the store near Li Tiezhu''s apartment and could rest early after eating.


    Zhao Liya smiled and handed the music box: "here, tieshuhua! Are you willing to treat?"


    Li Tiezhu took it: "thank you! Eh? It seems that you still owe me a barbecue!"


    Zhao Liya lowered her voice: "get out! Last time you took two people, this time you took such a large group..."


    Li Tiezhu was just joking.


    Songzhu''er, who was stuffing chocolate into Li Tiezhu''s coat pocket, suddenly jumped up: "you can order casually tonight. You''re welcome, beauty treat! Thank you, sister Zhao Liya! No wonder you''re kind as soon as you see you! Bo''er ~ come and take a picture. The piano Princess invited me to dinner! Show off around your neck."


    "Thank you, Leah!"


    "Thank you!"


    Zhao Liya: "hehe, er... What, eat and drink well... Sister Zhu Er, you, er..."


    Click!


    Matsushita: "sister Liya, you are beautiful, but you have a small chest."


    Zhao Liya: "


    "Not afraid! You don''t need breasts. You are talented. Unlike me, only beauty... And breasts."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Do you like pig feet?"


    "Ha?"


    "Make up what you eat. Don''t you play the piano? Make up your hands later."


    "Thank you... Thank you."


    "You''re welcome. You spend money."


    "Fetal God... (mouth shape)"


    Lengba, who is making a positioning, suddenly smiles happily when she sees Zhao Liya''s shriveled appearance. Two ha, great!


    ¡­¡­


    There was no accident. Li Tiezhu was once again popular in the whole network, which was even more popular than the previous times. He was the hotspot of almost all platforms. From "a Diao" to "you look so funny", from "the sea and the sky" to "the heart of chasing a dream".


    At the same time, there are also the Qianshan trip of Hong fund, Shaohua''s fatal questioning of Ye henara, teacher Wang Feng''s "honesty", those lovely, cute and hot-blooded rabbits, Li Tiezhu''s luxury aid group, songzhuer''s sand carving choir, Zhao Liya''s little milk voice and voice... And Li Tiezhu''s cracked and molted face.


    But these are far from another hot fire... Donkey teacher runs on the Bund in Leopard underpants at night.


    Xiao Yue tiktok really shook Yu Qianli flag''s video. Everyone was crazy about it. At the same time, he felt that Yu would not do so. No one wanted to force the old artist.


    But who ever thought?


    A new voice called "tiktok" by Yun de she sends a video of cash pledge.


    Title: my master! My heart is as wild as leopard print! skr~


    In the video:


    Mr. Yu Qian was wearing beach pants and even took off his shoes. He ran along the Bund and shouted, "if you say run, I''ll run. That''s how I rock and roll!"


    In the back, Qin Tao, holding a pile of clothes and two shoes around his neck, ran and panted: "master... Slow down and don''t take off your pants! Brother Yue can''t play the mosaic... Over there, I''m afraid you can''t stand it if you press it badly..."


    Xiao Yueyue''s cheap smile came from the video. It was obvious that he took the video.


    The video reached the top in an instant, pressing all the hot spots before. The news of xiaotaotao''s worship of Yu Qian also spread all over the country. Xiaotaotao rose countless fans overnight.


    The following comments crazy call:


    "My postpartum brother officially made his debut! Sprinkle flowers to celebrate!"


    "Xiaoshou Meida ~"


    "Qin Shou?"


    "It''s impossible to raise pigs. It''s impossible to raise pigs in this life."


    "Donkey teacher, you shake your pants."


    "Next, let''s invite my postpartum brother to bring you the one mouth crosstalk postpartum care of sows."


    ps£º


    It''s just... The monthly ticket is nearly 1000, which makes me a little ashamed... Can I be more ashamed? If you don''t insist, you can vote. If you don''t, you can wait until you have it. Monthly ticket to 1234, add a chapter.

 Chapter 129

    After midnight, the atmosphere in the large private room of the barbecue shop was particularly warm. Even the eliminated Zhou Yiran and Lin Xiao were full of interest.


    Sichuan bean is so free and easy.


    Besides, although they failed to reach the top ten, their singing skills far exceeded the top ten such as Cai Xukun, Xiao Zhen and Luo Feiyan, and the audience also knew it. Therefore, they have signed a contract with Kyushu music, where Xiao town is located, and they have a future.


    On the contrary, Nie Yao, once one of the four little students, forced a smile and was not in a high mood. He has been looking for Lin Xiao, Yi Xiaomao and others to drink. Even Xiao town is very perfunctory in asking him about acting.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t drink. It''s too hard to get drunk. Besides, no one took off his pants tonight.


    He even took time to go back to his apartment and feed Xiao Jiu before he came back.


    Huang Sanshi couldn''t beat his daughter and also participated in the dinner, but he left early. Before shaoshao left, he took a group photo with Li Tiezhu and added wechat to each other.


    "Hahaha... Teacher Yu fought hard enough to help his disciples become famous! Xiaotaotao is going to be popular!"


    Lin Xiao suddenly brushed the night running video and couldn''t help showing it to the barbecue crowd.


    Li Tiezhu immediately took out his mobile phone: "brother Yao..."


    Nie Yao shook his cell phone: "open it. As soon as you pout your ass, I know you''re going to shit."


    Li Tiezhu connected to the hot spot and forwarded the video: "let me help you raise the powder! Don''t say, Mr. Yu is still... Really white!"


    "Poof..."


    Nie Yao sprayed wine, Li Tiezhu, are you a devil? I''m in a depressed period now. Are you making me laugh? He managed to stop laughing. He touched Li Tiezhu:


    "Go out for a cigarette with my brother."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t smoke. Smoking costs money."


    Nie Yao: "


    Some embarrassed, Nie Yao had to get up and go out by himself.


    Lengba sat next to Li Tiezhu and whispered, "Nie Yao has something to do with you."


    Li Tiezhu, who has low EQ, chased out and found Nie Yao. The other party was even more embarrassed.


    "Ha! It''s too stuffy inside. Come out and take a breath."


    Li Tiezhu''s excuse is a little lame.


    By the window of the corridor, Nie Yao laughed at himself and spit out a mouthful of smoke: "don''t nicotine choke?"


    Li Tiezhu can only giggle.


    Nie Yao said, "you know what? I''m the peak of my career. I''m a hero when I''m a star. I''ve played first-line dramas, won numerous awards, and even appeared in many films. However, in recent years, I''m not ideal. Because I don''t have relations and resources, I''ve often been robbed of good roles. Last year, I helped my friends fight. Ha ha... If it weren''t for the Three Kingdoms." Our contract has long been signed. I''m afraid I can''t play. Now, I''m almost out of action... "


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "brother, I''m stupid. If you tell me anything directly, I''ll help you."


    Nie Yao said, "you''re right. Your last shot, ha ha... Helped me boost my fans. In addition, my Zhao Yun is the most recognized in the play, so... A mobile game called dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms came to me and asked me to speak for it."


    "Good thing! Is there much money?"


    "More than 20 million, which is ten times as much as that of the Three Kingdoms, and there is follow-up income. But the most important thing is not money, but that this is a super big game. I''ve seen it. It''s quite... Powerful. I not only have to speak for it, but also make promotional films, and even play NPC in the game. In the future, there will be a series of game competitions... In short, there are many opportunities to show my face. This is A good chance for me to fight a turnaround! "


    "Then take it!"


    "They are most optimistic about me! The second is the man who robbed my role of Yang Guo. I want to take it, but they have a condition."


    "What conditions?"


    "I''m looking for you now?"


    "What''s none of my business?"


    "They want to ask you to make game music for them. Although they didn''t say it clearly, I know that if I didn''t invite you over, Fang Daming''s endorsement would be. Last time, it was like this. He has strong resources and power. I''m in a bad mood these two days because I met that guy again."


    "Er... I haven''t made game music. I don''t even play games."


    Li Tiezhu is a little confused. Why do you like me? So many good musicians in China don''t look for me, a newcomer?


    Is it because of the rolling Yangtze River flowing east?


    However, once you search in the system, there are really, and... Many.


    Nie Yao snuffed out his cigarette butts: "it''s not difficult for you. Just ask, if you can, even if you can''t. I''m not a person who can''t think of it. It''s a big deal... I''ll shoot an idol drama again. I shouldn''t be a strength faction who is hard-working, thankless and doesn''t make money."


    Li Tiezhu: "Mm-hmm. I have to go to school and take the college entrance examination next year. Moreover, I kind of want to animate the rabbit story. I don''t have time at all."


    "It doesn''t matter! I heard you''re going to play a movie?"


    "Mr. Xu Shanzheng took me to run a dragon trap."


    The two walked back all the way.


    "OK! Play well."


    "How much is it?"


    "Ah, I''m so full."


    "If you make music, how much is it?"


    Nie Yao''s mouth was hooked up. I knew the boy couldn''t be stable. Hey! If you don''t ask, I won''t say! You asked, I won''t say.


    Nie Yao said, "that company is very rich and very picky about music. It has passed a Bangzi music master. Moreover, you certainly don''t care about that money. How can art be measured by money?"


    Li Tiezhu asked, "is there two million?"


    "How could it be so few?"


    "Ah? Five million?"


    "Less."


    "Gollum... Eight million? Cough... What! Hey, games like this... Promoting traditional culture and creating national style competition should be supported. They can''t be all European, American and stick games, which seriously affect the growth of teenagers. I promised to compose music for them."


    "Oh, I look forward to your masterpiece."


    "How much is it?"


    "Would you like another pig''s hoof?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    The two have reached the door of the private room and stopped at the same time.


    Li Tiezhu glared at Nie Yao.


    Nie Yao laughed obscene.


    After a while, Nie Yuancai stretched out his hand and compared it.


    Li Tiezhu lowered his voice and said excitedly, "shit! Brother! You''re my brother! I''ll let my father take you as a dry son later..."


    Nie Yao: "


    It seems that Nie Yao is asking Li Tiezhu, but he is also helping him.


    Back in the private room, Li Tiezhu first found a corner to turn the cat money around, otherwise he would be dizzy later. How can the cat money be in arrears?!


    After that, without demur, Li Tiezhu poured himself a glass of Baijiu and drank it to Nie Yao.


    "Brother! Put them in the wine!"


    Nie Yao returned a cup: "it''s all in the wine."


    That''s 20 million!


    Donate eighteen and keep two hundred. Be selfish this time. If the old man marries again in the future, he may have to have a second child. After all, he is less than 40 years old. Although his waist is not good, his kidney is still good


    ps£º


    Thank you for your reward! be overwhelmed by an unexpected favour!


    In the battle for the female main part, songzhuer (Xingyao, 1598, 512 fans) came from behind, slightly ahead of lengba, but lengba (Xingyao, 1656, 413 fans) has strong combat effectiveness and receives more gifts, so Xingyao is worth more. The rabbit smashed Zhao Liya (Xingyao value) and pulled her crotch, which was unpopular and ignored.


    Songzhu''er thanks: eh, 100 points for book friend 161218123413990, 100 points for Gongyang diaoxi, 2000 points for count mu, 100 points for dundun xiaopang, lsjyp100 points for Dongdu ancient moon, 1500 points for cs~ virus, 200 points for 00, and 100 points for sadness.


    Lengba thanks: Xiao Shuo fan 4500 points, Pu Chulong tvt100 points, cloud floating in the cloud 100 points, Mai Heai 100 points, Mr. Shan 100 points, readers 1309456082857119744 100 points, aawpvsmp5 200 points, and book friends 20180102141356289 1000 points.


    In addition, thank you for your appreciation of this book. There are too many people to come. Thank you!

 Chapter 130

    It''s good that Li Tiezhu doesn''t drink. Once he breaks the ring, his fists are hard to beat his four hands. Even song Zhuer came to work with Li Tiezhu for two or two.


    What do you say a girl drinks?


    Li Tiezhu thought he could not make complaints about it, but after all, he became an adult and he was still crazy about the edge of the law.


    The atmosphere is even higher. It''s fun to push a cup and change a lamp.


    Only Yi Xiaomao didn''t come to drink with Li Tiezhu. He secretly felt and shrunk in the corner to play with his mobile phone. He also showed a strange and unhealthy smile on his face.


    Looking at Li Tiezhu, who was filled with five fans, the cat sighed in her heart. Hey, I''m afraid it''s going to be worse tonight! Qin Tao is gone. He''s drunk. Can''t he be guarded by a cat? Was he intentional or unintentional about that last time?


    What can we do?


    Anyway, he''s strong, and the cat can''t resist. You can''t let him get drunk, can you? In case something happens


    Lengba blushed and silently peeled a small bowl of soybeans for Li Tiezhu: "don''t just drink, eat something."


    Opposite, Zhao Liya smiled.


    Lengba doesn''t dare to stare for fear of being retaliated. The rabbit smashes fiercely.


    "Up! Look at the darts!"


    Songzhuer posed as if she were handsome, and threw a bean at Zhao Liya.


    Then, the bean hit Zhao Liya''s clavicle, bounced, fell into her clothes and got stuck in a very embarrassing position.


    Zhao Liya blushed with a brush: "!"


    Song Zhuer leaped over and hugged Zhao Liya around her neck: "how''s it going? Is she handsome? She just took over the role of a female Xia and is good at using concealed weapons. I''ve been studying martial arts moves recently! Isn''t it good?"


    Zhao Liya ran and went to the bathroom to get rid of the beans first. Beans are not a thing for beans.


    Song Zhuer was drunk: "ah! Have you been hurt by my internal power? Ha ha ha ha..."


    Lengba clapped decisively and said, "bamboo is so cool!"


    Songzhu''er floated: "Hey, hey... Everyone is so honest that I''m a little embarrassed..."


    At one o''clock in the morning, the Wine Bureau finally broke up.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu paid the money and couldn''t take advantage of it.


    Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu walked out of the store with shoulder to shoulder. Lengba came up and grabbed Li Tiezhu''s arm and smiled at Nie Yao: "thank you, brother Yao. It''s hard. Go back and have a rest. I''ll take him home."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing for me? Brother Yao and I have agreed that he will stay with me tonight. Let''s have a good chat."


    Lengba smiled, "he''s very heavy when he''s drunk. Brother Yao, give it to me."


    Nie Yao was stunned. You a girl to take him home?


    What is it?


    What if it''s caught by a paparazzi?


    What if Li Tiezhu makes a mess after drinking?


    I, Zhao Zilong of Changshan, will never allow girls to fall into such a dangerous situation. Moreover, this may have a bad impact on the image of my iron pillar brother Bing qingyujie. I... don''t agree!


    Brother''s image, leave it to me to guard!


    Nie Yao decided, "no! I can drink well. I''m not drunk. I can take care of him when I send him back. It''s inconvenient for you to be a girl."


    Lengba wants to say it''s convenient for me, but


    Li Tiezhu said again, "what are you doing? What do you think Zhu Er is drunk? Take her away. She''s not safe alone."


    Lengba was at a loss.


    Zhao Liya leaned over and said, "cat, can I help you? Make a world for two of you."


    You called the cat, too?


    Lengba was furious: "er... Zhuer, Liya said it was unsafe for you to drink too much. She invited you to live in her rented apartment! Sleep in a bed!"


    Zhao Liya: "I didn''t..."


    Songzhu''er immediately hung it on Zhao Liya''s back: "Jimei! I knew you didn''t want me... Burp ~ go, go to your house, I, I''ll teach you how to self-help breast augmentation. The secret recipe of the ancient method is very effective..."


    Zhao Liya gnashed her teeth: "cat! I remember you! It''s clear that there is a truce. I kind-hearted to help you, but you..."


    Lengba: "Zhuer, she said she wanted you to help her long!"


    Matsushita: "you are so bad ~ I like it so much..."


    Zhao Liya''s hair stood up: "


    Lengba laughs wildly. Rabbit smashes. I can''t beat you, but I have two ha! Go ahead, pip... Husky!!!


    Songzhu''er asked lengba, "sister, do you want to grow? I''m professional."


    Lengba a hand knife.


    Song Zhuer: "ah! It''s great..."


    Sure enough, women look better, and there''s nothing wrong with men.


    Then everyone said goodbye.


    Li Tiezhu shouted to Yi Xiaomao, who was about to take a taxi, drunk: "Hey, Xiaomao, Qin Tao said he asked you to do it quickly. Don''t procrastinate!"


    Yi Xiaomao almost scared off his mobile phone and said with his legs: "good, good..."


    Why?


    Don''t I just need the last step now?


    Lengba didn''t drink and drove her Porsche home alone, feeling empty. Nie Yao is a rough man. Can you take good care of him?


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu got up late and his head was heavy.


    At ten o''clock, just after sending away yaoge, the cat came and brought a rich breakfast. However, Mr. lengba didn''t look well. He didn''t sleep well last night.


    "Meow ~"


    Xiao Jiu showed his teeth to Qin Tao, but he was very sticky to lengba. It was clear that the two cats met for the first time. One big and one small had a good time.


    Li Tiezhu was drinking porridge and eating fried dough sticks: "teacher, don''t you work these two days?"


    Lengba: "Sheng Lun''s recording has gone. I''m on vacation."


    "Recording?"


    "Oh! Yes, when you play, you say one, two, three, four, five, six, seven ABCDEFG, and you have to say up, middle, and down. It''s also an actor! It''s a shame to read it when you dub it! I won''t be able to do it for three or four days. I''ll go to the crew the next day."


    "Teacher, do you think I can take the Nortel test? Or play in Chinese opera?"


    "Ah?"


    "Last time songzhuer told me that I didn''t understand. Later, the little prince against the wind called me and suggested that I go to this school because my grades were too poor..."


    "Little Prince against the wind?"


    "Oh, he''s our head teacher and math teacher. He''s a good teacher. He''s Mediterranean, and he has the attribute of no wind and no waves. He can always be perfect against the wind wherever he is. Several hairs on his head always fly wild, so they call him the little prince against the wind. I''m used to it..."


    "Hahaha! It''s much better than our former nun extinction. Do you want to hear the truth or lie?"


    "The truth."


    "Your current level is totally hopeless. However, there is still one year left. You can apply for a study class to make up for it."


    Ding Dong~


    The doorbell rang.


    Li Tiezhu is very strange. Is there anyone looking for me in the East China Sea?


    Lengba took the cat to the door. The cat''s eyes trembled with fear, turned and ran, and quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "CCTV! CCTV reporter! Don''t expose me here! Ten million! Die..."


    "Meow..."


    With that, lengba slipped into Li Tiezhu''s bedroom with Xiao Jiu in her arms and hid.


    CCTV?!


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. Did they knock on the wrong door?


    Opening the door to welcome a reporter and a cameraman into the room, Li Tiezhu was dizzy.


    The beauty reporter said his intention: "Hello, Li Tiezhu. I''m a CCTV reporter. Your game last night caused a sensation across the country and was very educational! The leaders specially made a speech and recorded an exclusive interview for you, which will be broadcast in the hot interview after the news series tonight. Don''t be too excited. You deserve it."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I refuse."

 Chapter 131

    The beauty reporter smiled and said, "OK, shall we interview at home or something else... Ah? Ha? What did you just say?"


    I must have heard you wrong?


    How could someone refuse an interview with CCTV? It''s also the topic of hot interview! There must be something wrong


    The reporter''s expression was embarrassed: "sorry, you say it again? I''m afraid I heard wrong."


    Li Tiezhu: "I said, I refuse an interview."


    It''s not that he can''t accept the interview, but he just doesn''t think it''s necessary and shouldn''t.


    "No... didn''t you understand what I just said? Or did you doubt my identity? Well... Here''s my ID. have a look."


    "No, I know you are really CCTV reporters. I don''t want to be interviewed."


    "Well..."


    The female reporter looked at the camera uncle. They both looked like they had seen the world. They were completely covered. They had never encountered such a situation!


    It''s impolite to block people at the door. Li Tiezhu let them in and poured water for them with a paper cup.


    The female reporter nodded to the cameraman, who turned on the camera.


    In the sofa, the female reporter asked, "it''s not impossible to refuse an interview... But I need to know the reason for your refusal."


    Then, Li Tiezhu said, "can I know the reason why you interviewed me?"


    "Because of your song" chasing the dream of a naked child "last night!"


    "Just a song."


    "This is not just a song! It is a history, a stirring heroic epic! Your song is eulogizing war heroes, promoting patriotism and positive energy to today''s children, and it is the correct values and noble feelings of an idol in the new era. Therefore, we must interview you."


    The female reporter was very firm and even showed a trace of enthusiasm in her eyes.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt a little confused and scratched his head.


    The female reporter added: "now, your song" chasing a dream and a child''s heart "is sought after by almost all teenagers. Of course, it should be popularized to let everyone know you better! Praise you! By the way, it can also publicize the patriotism and fighting spirit of the older generation. Let the post-90s and post-00s beat generation receive the correct guidance..."


    That makes sense!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know why. Suddenly, an unknown fire sprang up in his heart and shouted:


    "Just because I sang a song for the heroes? A song? Shouldn''t I? What can I praise? It... Doesn''t make sense! Besides you, there are many TV stations and Internet platforms to interview me. My agent sent me a message and I refused. I don''t understand. Why are you interviewing me? You report the war! You look for and cooperate with me Interview those heroes! Ball inexplicable hall! "


    The female reporter was stunned.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stop: "there''s nothing to boast about this! Today''s young people are not the beat generation, and they don''t need you to deliberately instill and ask for orders. As long as the country and nation need it, my peers and I will definitely be the first to stand up and be devastated!"


    The female reporter said, "er... You really don''t want to be interviewed. I''ll call first for instructions. I''m sorry."


    Li Tiezhu ignored them and began to soak Xiao Jiu with warm water in cat food. He didn''t eat today. After soaking, he poured out the water and put it in the food basin. Then he went into the bedroom and took Xiao Jiu from teacher lengba.


    Lengba lowered her voice: "I asked you to take them to other places for an exclusive interview. Why did you refuse? Such a good thing! Are you stupid?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m stupid, but it has nothing to do with you."


    Xiao Jiu: "meow!"


    Li Tiezhu took Xiao Jiu out to eat, and then gave him hot milk in a constant temperature kettle. Xiao Jiu drank milk without diarrhea and was healthy.


    "Li Tiezhu, our leader said, we won''t interview you. Thank you."


    The female reporter was a little embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I''m sorry, it affects my sister''s work. I just don''t like it, because CCTV''s achievements and history belong to heroes. I''m just an expositor. I don''t deserve and can''t accept this interview."


    Because Li Tiezhu refused to cooperate, the interview of "hot spot interview" failed, and the reporter had no choice but to leave.


    The cat complained about Li Tiezhu for a long time, and Li Tiezhu remained the same.


    After a while, Zhang Xiaomeng, the agent, also arrived. Li Tiezhu, who opened the door, broke into the kitchen and complained: "you said you... What are you doing? If you don''t agree to interview you on other TV stations and network platforms, why doesn''t CCTV agree? That''s hot interview!"


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was making lunch and preparing a fish flavored eggplant and slippery broth.


    Zhang Xiaomeng was about to crack: "big brother!!!"


    Li Tiezhu said in a muffled voice, "CCTV doesn''t pay for interviews."


    Zhang Xiaomeng cracked: "other TV stations and network platforms give you more. Why don''t you answer?"


    "It''s shameful to use CCTV and make money in this matter. I won''t do it."


    "Then why don''t you think CCTV doesn''t give money?"


    "Make complaints about their lack of expertise."


    "You..."


    Li Tiezhu was as stubborn as a donkey. Zhang Xiaomeng had no choice but to pour himself a glass of water in the living room. He was surprised to find that there was a woman playing with cats sitting in the living room.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "Leng... Lengba teacher? You also came to scold Li Tiezhu? Right? Look at him. He has a good chance and doesn''t know how to grasp..."


    Lengba did complain just now, but to outsiders, cats must not tear down the stage.


    Do you want the cat owner''s face?


    Lengba: "Tiezhu is right. How can heroes be used as gimmicks? No! I support Li Tiezhu. It''s understandable that you work as an agent for artists, but you should have a bottom line. You can''t have no principles in order to make money."


    Zhang Xiaomeng sweated repeatedly: "yes... You''re right..."


    Li Tiezhu brought out the fish flavored eggplant: "don''t worry, brother Meng. Brother Nie Yaoyao helped me with a game composition job. I should contact you in the next two days. He said it was 20 million. You can help me with the soundtrack band and recording studio."


    Zhang Xiaomeng was overjoyed. He didn''t stay for dinner and ran away.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and lengba took a bath for Xiao Jiu and lay on the balcony lounge chair to blow the wind. It''s rare to be leisurely.


    ¡­¡­


    Kyoto, underpants building, an office.


    Li Ding, the producer of "hot spot interview", received a report from the staff. Several groups of reporters urgently allocated have interviewed more than ten old heroes of the Changjin Lake campaign. They cover a wide range of areas and are deep enough to support this program.


    Host Hou Feng said: "I always think it''s almost interesting without Li Tiezhu''s exclusive interview. Yes, history is the most profound significance, but after all, he and that song are the hot spots."


    Li dingtou didn''t lift his head and looked at the information: "who told you that there was no Li Tiezhu? If he couldn''t say anything about this program, he wouldn''t go on? I won''t tell him the rules about this! Hey! I tell you, it''s called wrong move. Maybe the effect is better than an interview."


    Hou Feng was stunned: "this... This is OK?"

 Chapter 132

    "Erha Weibo changed its name, hahaha... Songzhu''er, head of sand carving Choir! Yes, I can reply: the old driver took me to Kunming..."


    Lengba brushed Xiaojiu''s cell phone and ate some snacks. After thinking about it, I sent another voice:


    "Bamboo, rabbit smash, isn''t it a?"


    Songzhu''er sent a voice: "cheated, it''s B. There are surprises everywhere in life. Fortunately, I''m better!"


    "True or false?"


    "Really! Sister, I''m going to board the plane. We''re free to make an appointment at Hengdian."


    "See you at Hengdian."


    Lengba smacks her tongue and continues to brush her mobile phone. When she brushes the funny video, she goes to disturb Li Tiezhu to share it together.


    "Look at this," you look so funny "country version MV, ha ha ha, and a puppy..."


    "Wow! This good ghost animal, ye henara, who was edited, was beaten in the face by Shaohua."


    "A lot of people cover" chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart "! Ghosts cry and wolves howl."


    Li Tiezhu saves traffic and is reluctant to brush his mobile phone. After all, the hot brother is no longer around. He took out the geography textbook to review the knowledge points. He had finished all the courses in the two years of high school, and the rest year was all review and sprint.


    "Tiezhu, I think you just quit the game. If you continue the game, you will move their cake. In the next two rounds, they will certainly target you. Any indiscriminate means may be possible. Anyway, you are so popular, there''s no need!"


    "Admit defeat to them? I don''t know."


    "Why?"


    "I know the show has a lot of inside information, but I have a reason to win the championship."


    "For what reason?"


    "In fact, the day of the good voice final was my 18th birthday."


    "The cat knows."


    "They hacked me out just to eat more. I want to grab a champion in their territory in front of those management bosses as a birthday gift. I was only seventeen and became popular overnight. Of course I want to be crazy. Young people are not sensible!"


    "Wow!"


    Since you bullied me, you have to pay the price.


    A champion?


    That''s not enough. Li Tiezhu wants much more


    It is a habit to chase down the poor invaders with the remaining courage. Since his mother died, Li Tiezhu has never let go of anyone who bullied him. He must fight until the other party kneels down to beg for mercy, otherwise... My mother will worry that I will be bullied.


    This is another time for lengba to see Li Tiezhu''s strong hegemony in addition to holding a popsicle and wearing a cat collar. She won''t advise. Men should be reckless. Even if they lose and start again, they can''t admit counseling, especially those who bully you.


    "This is awesome! Li Tiezhu, you are so awesome!"


    Lengba handed over her mobile phone with a video that praised millions:


    "Last night, black Palace''s official website was captured by red guests and played" chasing a dream and a child''s heart "for three hours. Surprisingly, many American young people fell in love with this song and spontaneously formed Li Tiezhu''s overseas fan group to frantically search Li Tiezhu''s competition videos and songs on the oil tank. However, American officials slandered China and carried out cyber attacks on them."


    "In this regard, our spokesman Ms. Hua responded: We deeply sympathize with and pay strong attention to this matter. For the low level of your country''s network security forces, we are willing to provide paid technical training to rice based on the principle of committed to maintaining and developing friendly relations between the two sides. Jingxi technical school offers intermediate and advanced computer courses..."


    "Finally, at 12:12 noon today, a non-governmental red guest organization calling itself ''Red Star rabbit'' announced its responsibility for the incident and submitted a detailed technical report... Listed 189 bugs on the black palace official website and kindly attached modification suggestions. It is learned that the Red Star rabbit red guest organization was officially established at a squid barbecue stand last night."


    Li Tiezhu also... Loved it.


    The good voice resurrection game is over, but the aftershock created by Li Tiezhu continues, and even has a trend of gradually strengthening.


    ¡­¡­


    In the grand meeting room of Jushi music, Kyoto.


    The big screen was broken, and there were several tables and pieces of glass on the ground.


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    He smashed a blue and white porcelain vase into thin pieces. Yehenara scattered his hair and glared at several shareholders present. Then, he cast his most resentful eyes on Wang Feng at the far end.


    Wang Feng roasted his cigar and didn''t lift his head: "SAPO can''t solve the problem. I don''t agree to continue targeting Li Tiezhu. I appreciate his talent, but it has nothing to do with my decision. We are an interest group. We pursue interests. Targeting Li Tiezhu will make us face disasters!"


    Yehenara said hoarsely, "you soft egg! If he doesn''t die, we boulders will never raise our heads! Listen to me, completely kill Li Tiezhu!"


    The other shareholders looked at each other and didn''t know who to trust.


    A southern shareholder said, "don''t introduce a few things. It''s just a steamed stuffed bun. What''s to be afraid of? I asked the south. Meteor is also going to engage in Li Tiezhu. They mean that we each occupy two of the top five places and leave one for Kyushu to block their mouth."


    A shareholder said, "will this stink the good voice brand? What will the players do in the future?"


    The organizers of the good voice are Oriental TV, the co organizers are penguins and jitter, and Wang Dashao tiktok and Kyushu music invested money, but the real big management is boulder music and meteor music, and even the brand of super voice is in their hands.


    The southerner said, "why? Next year, when the dog is hungry, he will come back. Besides, we don''t do things in the good voice program, but outside! There are many classic cases in Xiangjiang. We can stink Li Tiezhu with a few moves."


    Another shareholder said, "my man passed through Wang dash, and he only played the music with Li Tiezhu." he just told us not to beat him. In fact, he did not deal with Li Tiezhu. The tiktok side had already declared that he was not involved. I heard that the old thing wanted to join us, but he was persuaded by Xiao Zhen.


    Yehenara finally raised her eyebrows and said, "what are you waiting for? Let''s start. We''ll do it here tonight!"


    After the unification of opinions, except Wang Feng, other shareholders began to call and mobilize resources to make various preparations, so as to step on Li Tiezhu at one time and let him never turn over.


    ¡­¡­


    Donghai, blue mountain luxury manor.


    Xiao Zhen is trying his best to massage an old man with silver hair: "godfather, you''ve been exercising too much recently. Your body can''t bear it for a long time."


    In the sofa, the old man smiled: "I can bear it. I can make up more. It''s you. It''s good that those two families can move Li Tiezhu down. Otherwise, you won''t be in the top five."


    Xiao Zhen held his shoulder firmly in his hand: "do you say that this good voice is the fifth with a card, or do you make a ''brother'' with a singer on CCTV''s hot interview?"


    The old man turned his head and didn''t press it. His eyes were surprised: "you mean..."


    Xiao Zhen rubbed his wrist and picked up the remote control: "just turn on the TV and see?"


    ps:


    Jiang recommended it next Wednesday. After the recommendation, it will be on the shelf. Ask for a wave of support, Baji, Baji, Baji

 Chapter 133

    The TV was turned on at exactly seven o''clock.


    At the beginning of the news series, the hostess said: "... Today''s news series is expected to take 36 minutes..."


    The old man immediately focused on whether something big had happened again.


    Then, the male host said: "today''s main content is... In the resurrection competition of the finals of super good voice, which ended last night, Li Tiezhu successfully promoted to the top 10 with an original song" chasing the dream of a child heart "in memory of the martyrs and hundreds of millions of viewers across the country... Please watch the details below..."


    Xiao town was surprised. Didn''t he say "hot interview"? Why are you still on the news series?


    At the same time, many viewers in front of the TV were also confused. Li Tiezhu''s news was broadcast continuously?


    This is to send!


    The old man Li, who stole food in the canteen of a construction site in Shudu, choked.


    Aunt Liu rushed out and patted Li Fugui on the back thoughtfully: "clatter? Clatter? My stewed kidney soup is not good to drink?"


    Old man Li waved his hand and pointed to the TV on the wall: "the dog said... It''s on TV."


    "What''s on TV?"


    "Pillar."


    "Ah? This is not a news series, Mai? You drink too much and talk too much."


    "Don''t be lazy (wordy), I''m talking on my mobile phone. Wait, take some photos, print them out, and go back and burn them to his mother, alas..."


    "It''s really a news series? If you want, take more pictures, and I''ll take them too. My sister must like..."


    ¡­¡­


    Kyoto, Boulder music.


    "News broadcast" was broadcast live on the fragmented display screen, and big news was being reported at this time.


    A group of shareholders were as heavy as water without saying a word, and yehenara was pale and even trembling. The cigar in Wang Feng''s hand went out without realizing it. He has kept this action for several minutes.


    A few minutes ago, after hearing the news on Li Tiezhu''s "news series", they stopped all the prepared actions.


    They are waiting to see how CCTV will report Li Tiezhu.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu is eating corn cobs. Tonight he made beef bone corn soup and several dishes. He ate and watched TV with teacher lengba.


    Of course lengba turned on the TV, and she just received the news.


    The cat trembled with excitement: "I''ll go! You''re going to be gilded!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand: "what gold body?"


    The cat was about to explain when Li Tiezhu''s phone rang. It was his old man.


    "Yao''er, you''re on TV!"


    "Old man, what are you talking about? Don''t I watch TV every week?"


    "What do you think of those who catch chickens and drive dogs? It''s different this time. It''s CCTV news. You''ve been back for a long time. Let''s go back and burn some paper for your mother and tell her."


    "I see."


    ¡­¡­


    Wait, wait, wait.


    The twenty fourth minute of the news, finally


    Zhuang Chong, the male host, said: "super good voice is a national singing competition program. Last night, a resurrection competition became the focus of the whole country..."


    Old man Li was so excited that his mobile phone almost fell into the soup.


    Aunt Liu exaggerated the continuous shooting mode.


    On TV, we began to broadcast the highlights of Li Tiezhu''s game yesterday.


    Narrator: "Li Tiezhu, a 17-year-old high school student from a poor background, opened with a wonderful song such as" a Diao ", and then created" sea and sky "with a peak rock and roll , which fully explains the noble feelings and historical mission of the new generation of young people who actively devote themselves to poverty alleviation and public welfare undertakings without complaint or regret. What is more wonderful is the last song "chasing the dream of a child!"


    On the screen, Li Tiezhu''s dark and cracked face is ferocious and roaring, and the music sound is very small.


    Narrator: "In the form of animated MV, this song playfully and realistically depicts the heroic deeds of the martyrs of the support Army in the battle of the peninsula. While keeping close to the trend, it perfectly expresses the hardships and greatness of the martyrs in those years. The song is majestic and straight into the hearts of the people. Instead of singing with fancy skills, it sings the fearless spirit of the heroes with sincere feelings and the most simple cry Into... Everyone''s heart. "


    My turtle son, cow batch?!


    Old man Li wiped his tears. Although he didn''t know any music or the spirit of fearlessness, he knew what it was called "news series".


    Aunt Liu''s eyes twinkled at old man Li.


    But it''s not over.


    As soon as the picture turned, a white haired old man sat on a rattan chair with walnuts on his plate, with an angry face.


    Narrator: "with regard to the singing level and artistic value of" chasing a dream with a childlike heart ", we specially interviewed general Zhao Tianhua, honorary president of the Chinese composer Association, senior composer of the Chinese military music troupe and singing artist of the former military aid Art Troupe."


    Zhao shook his head slightly: "chasing a dream, the heart of a child" The greatest contribution is to praise history and heroes. Secondly, he created a new style of great skill without work. He did not pursue the so-called singing skills and skills, but moved at will. He also showed with his attitude that rock and roll is not only decadent, rebellious and accusation, but also blood and motivation! In fact, I have listened to every song of Tiezhu carefully! He is a talented, talented, loyal and patriotic young man People. I can''t help asking, how can such an excellent player be reduced to being eliminated? If the music that inspires the youth''s original heart and eulogizes the hero''s return to death is not advanced music, what is advanced music? "


    "Youth" and "chasing a dream of a child''s heart" are not advanced, but your royal music is advanced?


    This is already a criticism by name, almost calling out the name of yehenara, and CCTV broadcast it directly without reservation and cutting, and the official position is quite obvious.


    You think it''s over?


    When the picture turned back to the studio, the hostess said, "next, let''s briefly enjoy the song of crying hundreds of millions of people -" chasing the dream of a child''s heart ", and review the historic scene of the hero''s return five days ago."


    Then, it released a good sound game video, although it was only a short segment.


    "We are China Eastern Airlines flight 056, transporting the remains of soldiers of the support Army to Liaoyang."


    "Welcome back to China. Two fighters of our department have been ordered to escort you all the way."


    Li Tiezhu''s song came:


    Run forward


    In the face of cold eyes and ridicule


    How can we feel the vastness of life without suffering


    ¡­¡­


    It''s better to burn than linger


    For the beauty of my heart


    Don''t compromise until you get old


    This is a re edited version of CCTV. The length is only more than one minute, but for news serial, the length is extravagant enough.


    The report on Li Tiezhu adds up to six minutes, which is the extra six minutes in this issue.


    It turned out that Li Tiezhu''s song moved many old heroes of the support Army. It was originally scheduled to be on the news broadcast today. It was expected to be within one minute, but later I heard that Li Tiezhu refused the exclusive interview of hot interview, and the station temporarily decided to add a longer time.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu was plated with the body of King Kong!

 Chapter 134

    In the luxurious meeting room of boulder music, the silence was terrible.


    Yehenara, who was "criticized by name", broke into a cold sweat. Although it was only criticized by old spray Zhao Tianhua, CCTV broadcast it after all! What does that mean? Not to mention banning, at least she must show an attitude.


    Wang Feng on the other side lit a cigar again. I really have foresight, or even I will suffer.


    That woman is a fucking fool!


    The other shareholders gnash their teeth, but they can only be incompetent and furious. Li Tiezhu can''t move. Whoever blackens him at this time is tantamount to hitting the face of the official media. It is the old longevity who drinks arsenic and hangs himself.


    "How? Why?" rotten! In our Xiangjiang River, it was capital has the final say.


    Asked the southerner.


    Wang Feng has the final say in his own house. "I go to your uncle''s capital to decide. Is the governor your father?" is the queen your master? He has the final say. Have you ever had any hard work?


    Southerner: "


    Wang Feng puffed: "also, this is Kyoto! It''s China! Besides, your fucking Xiangjiang is also China now. Do you have a brain?"


    Southerner: "you yell at Senmo! Isn''t Xiangjiang entertainment declining now?"


    Wang Feng stubbornly said, "why didn''t you count in your heart?"


    Southerner: "talk about things..."


    Another shareholder said: "this thing can only be endured! Li Tiezhu wants to be in the top ten, the top five, the top five, and win the championship..."


    Wang Feng: "if he has enough votes, let''s admit it. There are no places in Kyushu."


    The shareholder nodded: "that''s what I mean, so that we have the least loss."


    The southerner didn''t speak, although he was unhappy.


    Yehenara''s face twisted: "we shrink this time, will we still mix in the circle? Penguins and Kyushu will step on our heads!"


    Wang Feng said, "so what? The most important thing now is not who stepped on us, not whether we can mix well, but whether we still have a chance to mix alive? Are you here now? Who made you propose to eliminate Li Tiezhu? This kind of person... Crazy!"


    Yehenara was speechless.


    The ending is clear. Boulder music can only choose to bear it, or it will explode and die.


    ¡­¡­


    The news series is over.


    Xiao Zhen sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and a proud face. He is just shaking the video of Li Tiezhu''s tiktok just now.


    Brother, you''re on TV! Real name envy@ Li Tiezhu


    Rub if you can. Rub is healthier!


    He Jiuzhou, the boss of Kyushu music, was shocked for a long time before he came back and looked at Xiao Zhen: "boy, you can! If you hadn''t advised me, I would have been with the two families. I''m afraid they would bleed hard next. How did you know Li Tiezhu was on CCTV?"


    Xiao Zhen: "fortunately, a network platform asked me to ask Li Tiezhu for an exclusive interview. I sent him a message, and he replied to me: I even drove away the reporters of" hot interview "and received an exclusive interview on the small platform? He can''t lie, but I asked someone to ask the security guard of his apartment and confirmed that a CCTV reporter had come. Hehe..."


    "Is there a hole in his mind? Refuse the hot interview... Oh, right! How can he refuse? Just pretend to be a cow?"


    "Of course. Who would refuse the hot interview? I just didn''t expect that he even appeared in the news series."


    He Jiuzhou nodded and said: "recently, the company has a play called Devil''s way, with an initial investment of 200 million. Now, invest another 50 million. You can play male one. It doesn''t matter if you haven''t played a play. Just learn. By the way, invite Li Tiezhu to play anything, write some songs, and the price is... Higher. You have to catch him. It doesn''t matter if you have a male affair with him."


    Xiao Zhen blushed with excitement: "he, he, he... Although he bullied me, it''s all over. At first, I was afraid of him, and then used him. Now I really want to make friends with him, but it''s estimated that he doesn''t like it. Anyway, godfather, I really want to reform now. I didn''t have any choice for the top, but now... I want to be a good idol."


    He Jiuzhou looked disgusted: "which idol is clean..."


    "Welcome to this hot interview. Originally, we were going to interview Li Tiezhu who sang" chasing a dream and a childlike heart. "


    He Kyushu''s words were suddenly interrupted by the TV that was not turned off. Hou Feng, the host, said:


    "But... Li Tiezhu refused our interview."


    He Jiuzhou and Xiao Zhen were stunned. Did they really refuse? Moreover, was rejected, the host also deliberately said it? What the hell?


    As soon as the picture turned, Li Tiezhu was packing breakfast at home. He was holding leftover breakfast food and napkins in his hand, and his expression was particularly serious:


    "Just because I sang a song for the heroes? A song? Shouldn''t this be? What can I praise... I don''t understand. Why did you interview me! You report the war! You look for and interview those heroes! Ball inexplicable hall!"


    "Today''s young people are not the beat generation, and they don''t need you to deliberately force indoctrination and face-to-face orders. As long as the country and nation need it, my peers and I will definitely be the first to stand up and be devastated!"


    This sentence makes the teenagers who are forced to watch the news with their father in front of the TV excited:


    We are not the beat generation!!!


    When Li Tiezhu saw this scene, he looked like a dog. Yang Ma, you''re really coquettish. This is a sneak shot


    Li Tiezhu is very short, and the picture time is only more than half a minute.


    Returning to the program, the hostess Lao Qiuyan said, "well, you go to find and interview those heroes! Well, the current young people are not the beat generation!"


    Hou Feng then said, "just like after the 1980s, they were also called the beat generation, but in 2008 they bravely proved themselves with their own blood. Every generation of rabbits is good!"


    Lao Qiuyan said, "yes, as Li Tiezhu said! Every generation of Chinese youth is a proud generation. This program will bring us the most proud generation of youth. Let''s see how young people more than 60 years ago practiced their blood and Loyalty..."


    The program continued. The veterans brought the audience back to the peninsula 60 years ago and smiled proudly for the rest of their lives! Horizontal knife immediately, middy, you bite me!


    Li Tiezhu in front of the TV is thinking about a problem:


    "Cat! You say... How much does it cost to make an animation of more than ten episodes? Is 10 million enough?"


    Lengba was cutting Li Tiezhu''s fingernails. Hearing the speech, she looked up curiously and smiled: "animation? You want to do rabbit animation? I guess it''s almost OK!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded. Anyway, he didn''t want to make money. It was broadcast free on the whole network.


    In fact, when they were alone, they were very simple. Except for Li Tiezhu''s drunken fight... At other times, Li Tiezhu didn''t make any special moves, but the cat was more aggressive.


    ¡­¡­


    After reading the hot spot interview, he Kyushu said shrewdly: "be a good idol with Li Tiezhu? This can be... Since you are a good idol, take the two villagers of Li Tiezhu newly signed by our company?"


    Xiao Zhen: "of course!"


    Sure enough, Li Tiezhu got his way alone, and chickens and dogs rose to heaven! I''m forced to be a brother with Li Tiezhu!

 Chapter 135

    That night, Li Tiezhu once again bought a discounted ticket in the middle of the night and went back to Shudu. The cat drove him to the airport. By the way, there was a sudden and shallow taste of kesgudebai. Li Tiezhu boarded the plane with a red face and dizzy, with endless aftertaste.


    He once again recalled the sunny spring when he first ate popsicles. Oh, no, summer.


    [domestication degree of Persian cat is 23%]


    "Li Tiezhu?"


    The plane had taken off and a slightly hoarse voice sounded.


    The wonderful aftertaste was interrupted. Li Tiezhu looked around and saw that there were few passengers on the night flight and they were sitting thinly. On the left, a round faced man in his thirties greeted him.


    Li Tiezhu nodded politely, "ah! Hello."


    As soon as the man smiled, he moved over and sat down next to Li Tiezhu: "it''s really you! The animation of chasing a dream of a naked child''s heart is very thoughtful and touching. It''s just that the animation is a little rough, and there are problems with a lot of action design and split mirror. Of course, I know that time is limited. Generally speaking, it''s very good."


    This is a native of Xichuan City, adjacent to Li Tiezhu''s hometown, with a unique accent.


    Li Tiezhu thinks the uncle is a little enthusiastic. Is he a fan? He thought for a moment and said, "thank you. Why don''t... I sign for you?"


    "Ah?"


    "Don''t you have a pen and paper? It doesn''t matter. I have an exercise book."


    Prick!


    Shua Shua


    "Here you are."


    "Thank you. I''ll sign your name, too! Reciprocity."


    Prick!


    Shua Shua


    "Here you are."


    "Jiaoke Li? Ha, uncle, is your online name? It''s a little good."


    "Call brother... Please, I''m almost 20 years older than you. You can call uncle. This is my online name and stage name."


    Li Tiezhu immediately stood in awe: "uncle, are you a singer or an actor?"


    Jiaoke Li: "I''m a director and an animation director. Have you seen hit a watermelon? I made it."


    "Oh!! Qin Tao showed it to me. It looks good on the mobile phone... Hello, sorry, I''ll sign it for you, ha ha, sorry..."


    "Don''t worry, I didn''t know you before. I didn''t know you until it became popular in the animation circle. Otherwise, I wouldn''t recognize you."


    They talked, mainly about the song and animation.


    In particular, jiaokeli was more excited when he learned that Li Tiezhu wanted to make rabbits into animation and broadcast it for free on the whole network:


    "Yes, yes, quite! You''re throwing money yourself."


    "Ten million is enough?"


    "That''s enough, that''s enough. I did it alone. The cost is very low. You have more than 10 million. Hey, do you have so much money? You''ve been popular for a long time?"


    "Not at the moment, but there is a game soundtrack that gives a lot of money. It''s enough to get it."


    "Yes, ten million can directly do animated movies!"


    "Do animated movies cost a lot?"


    "There are high and low. You can do it at a lower price of $18 million. The higher price is several hundred million. Like the new film I''m preparing, the cost is almost $100 million. It''s already a blockbuster."


    "Ah, you''re great. When will it be released? I''ll support you then."


    "At least three years."


    "So long?"


    "Animated movies are no more time-consuming and energy-consuming than live action movies. If you are that rabbit, you should be mentally prepared. It''s not easy."


    After chatting for a while, they stopped talking for fear of disturbing the rest passengers. After all... There are not many common topics.


    Li Tiezhu closed his eyes.


    When I returned to Shu, I felt some emotion about the wonderful transformation of my destiny.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu has always been sober. He is not a talent for writing songs. He is just a "plagiarist". The only difference is that he copies works from another world, and no one can hold him accountable.


    However, Li Tiezhu has always had a burden in his heart. He is ashamed and guilty, so he donated the money he earned. In the eyes of outsiders, like a fool, some people say he pretends, but in the final analysis, he is uneasy and ashamed of it.


    Until the song "a Diao" set up an education fund for girls, Li Tiezhu was finally at ease.


    His little brain, which was not clever, suddenly opened its eyes.


    I am a porter of excellent works in another world. I am not ashamed to bring the works of art in that world to the people in this world and do more meaningful things for the people in this world with the money I earn.


    Li Tiezhu was open-minded, so he had a bolder idea... Making a movie.


    "Uncle, uncle."


    "Clang?"


    "I want to make a movie. I mean to make the things about that rabbit that year into an animated film, and then set up a Veterans fund. The box office will put the fund to help veterans in difficulty."


    Jiaoke Li stared at Li Tiezhu for a long time, then shook his head firmly.


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "ah? Is there not enough money? Then... 18 million?"


    Jiaoke Li still shook his head.


    Li Tiezhu thought, "then I''ll make more money."


    "Hagel!" Jiaoke Li finally couldn''t help it. "They said you were stupid. I don''t believe it. Now it looks like you are really stupid! It''s not a fucking matter of money. You hit the flashlight at Mao''s head (in the thatched house)... Want to die?"


    "Ann? I''m positive energy. It''s not to make money. I don''t make a penny."


    "Tut! You''re making public welfare movies alone. Do you think you''re Han Hong? Even if she has such a high status, she''s so black. What''s the reason? Have you thought about it?"


    "I just can''t figure it out. Is there something wrong with those people?"


    "What''s wrong is you! Forget it. You can''t understand it anyway. Let me tell you clearly. You can do this, but you can''t do it alone. You should invite all the stars you know and don''t know to do it together. What screenwriters, directors, producers, editors, art directors, all give them names, as well as dubbing, music, songs, etc Come on, guys. I''ll tell you, it doesn''t cost a penny. Most of them will come except those who really can''t leave. You know? It''s called... Don''t eat whole fish. "


    "Ah? Will it bother them too much?"


    "You''re going to piss me off? You''re making a movie alone, making money at the box office. You''ve done a lot of good deeds. Other stars are making money. When compared, people don''t know what you''re talking about. You don''t make money, but you earn fame. You must share this. Understand?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "when you say this, I suddenly know why so many people black aunt Han Hong."


    Jiaoke Li: "I''ll invest two million. Hang up the name of the screenwriter. You write the story well, and I''ll polish and adjust your professional mistakes."


    "Thank you."


    "I don''t care about other things. I''m busy there. If you don''t understand, call at any time."


    "OK! Then I''ll start preparing when I turn back."


    "By the way, the director can hire professional, technical things you don''t care about, but you must be named. In this way, it''s easy to promote whether it''s a project or attracting stars."


    Li Tiezhu found that uncle Jiaoke Li was ugly, but he had a good heart.


    He wants to be named, of course, not to shine, but to support Li Tiezhu. With his name as an industry leader, it must be a lot easier for the project.

 Chapter 136

    (at two o''clock this afternoon, the book was recommended by Sanjiang and celebrated by Jiageng)


    At Dongsheng airport, Li Tiezhu and jiaokeli got off the plane and took a short video together according to jiaokeli''s idea.


    Li Tiezhu: "I happened to meet director Jiaoke Li on the plane. We talked all the way and prepared to make an animated film of" those things about the rabbit that year "with 20 million yuan. Uncle Jiaoke Li and I will be the screenwriter together."


    Jiao Keli: "at the same time, we will also set up a rabbit fund. All revenues from the box office and copyright of the film will be put in the fund to help veterans in difficulty. Please contact Li Tiezhu for directors, screenwriters, actors and singers who are interested in jointly building this animation, but there is no pay or salary."


    Li Tiezhu: "please look forward! Thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care about traffic, and he used tiktok to use 4G to publish this video on his voice.


    The Kwai tiktok was more vigorous, and the voice, the fast hand, the headband and the collar were all sent out again, even without friends.


    Then the two separated.


    It was almost four o''clock when he returned to the construction site. Li Tiezhu fell asleep.


    The next morning.


    Li Tiezhu and the old man went back to their hometown and burned paper and photos for their mother. They also burned washing machines, refrigerators, gas stoves, televisions, villas, smart phones... And an Audi. Of course, it''s all paper.


    "Can mom drive?"


    "You don''t need a driver''s license underground? You don''t need an airbag. Just drive it!"


    "Yell at me, too."


    "HMM... do you want to burn a piece of paper for her, old man? You said I''d find your Aunt Liu... Forget it, if you burn a bad tempered man, your mother won''t win..."


    Li Tiezhu''s brain hole is completely inferior to the old man Li Fugui.


    In the afternoon, they went back to the Shudu construction site.


    Unlike many families, Li Fugui is both a father and a mother. He is so gentle to Li Tiezhu that he is almost spoiled. He is not a strict father at all.


    Along the way, Li Tiezhu also talked a lot with the old man. Li Fugui also knew that Li Tiezhu had made a lot of money now. Lao Huai was relieved. But when his son suggested that he not go to work, he was still very angry. Why not go to work? Wait to die?


    Li tiezhu''ao is no more than an old man and can only let him continue his work.


    In addition, he transferred 300000 to Li Fugui to prepare him to build a new house in his hometown and marry Aunt Liu. It''s shameless to talk to others about work every day.


    However, it is said that Aunt Liu''s daughter, who is still in junior high school, has different opinions.


    Since she divorced her violent ex husband, Aunt Liu lived alone with her daughter and changed her surname. She is thirty-six this year and her daughter is fourteen. If her baby daughter has an opinion, she can only be wronged.


    That night, after the two families had a dinner, Liu Xiaohua''s different opinions disappeared.


    Liu Xiaohua drank a glass of orange juice, hiccupped, and said on the spot that she firmly supported and supported the marriage.


    Because Li Tiezhu not only signed Liu Xiaohua''s eight diaries with her girlfriends, but also took a group photo with her to exchange wechat, and finally sealed a big red envelope of 2000 yuan.


    Liu Xiaohua has now called Li Tiezhu brother, and her status has jumped sharply in the class group, with many stars supporting the moon.


    "My brother came back by plane!"


    "The most expensive hot pot restaurant in Shudu is really delicious! When I went in, my feet were raked (soft)."


    "My brother will fly to the East China Sea again tomorrow. He is very busy and has no time to see you."


    "Big stars certainly make money! My brother took me to buy clothes. He bought big brand MetS weibon! Three sets!!!"


    "My brother said he would take me to Donghai Disneyland during the winter vacation."


    In short, Li Tiezhu persuaded the naive Liu Xiaohua with 30000 yuan. Sure enough, the children were reasonable. Liu Xiaohua is not greedy for money, mainly because the little girl thinks... She has face.


    Three other things happened on this day, all related to Li Tiezhu.


    First, on the tiktok, many unknown stars have spoken to Li Tiezhu''s rabbit project, and have expressed their participation in the squad.


    Hua Ge, President Gu, Zhou Dong, Xu Shanzheng, Zhang Liguo, Nie Yao, Gao Xixi, Xiao Zhen, Zhao Liya, Yang Mi, Fang Bo, sun Lei, Yi Xing, he Ling, Yue Yupeng, Yu Qian, Guo gangde, Guo Dalin, pan Huanghe, Xiao Liaoyang, Chen Yisen... And teacher Tony.


    Many more directors and producers have begun to contact Li Tiezhu''s agent, Zhang Xiaomeng.


    Second, yehenara apologized to Li Tiezhu on his Weibo.


    The letter of apology was full of sincerity and love for talents. But the more sincere the letter of apology seems, the more false it is. It''s too hard. It doesn''t mean that I was wrong, but that I counselled. I''ll fucking apologize to you fool.


    She''s just giving the official media an attitude, that''s all.


    Comment: take back your fist to fight harder.


    Third, on the oil tank, Li Tiezhu was completely popular. His songs and animation made many foreign youth passionate and accumulated many fans.


    Some people even found out the "captive camp Olympic Games" held by rabbits during the war on the peninsula, coupled with the "athlete March", which was quite ghost animals and laughed at the people. I thought the rabbit was old-fashioned. I didn''t expect it to be so creative!


    This sports meeting is the real one: it is not very lethal and insulting.


    Originally, foreigners called Li Tiezhu "Tiezhu". I don''t know which foreigner is full and has nothing to do. A god translation came:


    Iron pillar = iron pillar


    Literally: steel column


    Another Chinese, who was full and had nothing to do, translated the foreigner''s Translation:


    Aenpera Lee


    Then... Li Tiezhu became even more popular.


    In Europe, America and Southeast Asia, there are photos of Li Tiezhu in his vest, shorts, yellow rubber shoes, popsicles in his mouth and empty eyes. Beside them are glittering big words:


    International Superstar - iron pillar Lee.


    In short, Li Tiezhu is now famous.


    Because there is no wall on the Internet in this world, many foreigners directly pay attention to Li Tiezhu on Tik tok and leave messages in various languages, which makes Li Tiezhu''s skull big.


    Li Tiezhu''s voice is China''s tiktok 27 million 960 thousand, and foreign fans are over half.


    So it''s not impossible to have hundreds of millions of fans, huh?


    Thousands of Tik tok users @ Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu picked a few points to go in and have a look. His face was confused because his English was very bad.


    But it''s still very open. Who''s unhappy?


    Li Tiezhu replied one by one, "three grams of oil, Mai Le, Meng Yiri, aenpera Li."


    Why did you ask him to reply?


    Because he got the WiFi password of the site office again.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu put on his schoolbag and came to the school he had not seen for a long time. Today is Tuesday. Tomorrow he will go to Donghai to continue his program.


    When he came to the school gate, Li Tiezhu thought about it. Qin Tao and I brought their homework, student ID card and leave slip. Why do you always think something is missing?


    Security man: "I''m going to be late. Don''t you come in soon?"


    Li Tiezhu gave a cry, turned and walked away. He found the milk tea shop across the street, ordered a cup of coconut milk tea and put it into his schoolbag. Then he entered the school.


    "The student, who is late, stands over."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu was still afraid of the teaching director. He stood there obediently, and a group of late students were pleasantly surprised.


    The teaching director was also stunned: "it''s Li Tiezhu! Cough... Did you come back to ask the head teacher for leave? That''s all right. Since you''re asking for leave, you''re not late. Go in."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, director!"


    "To win the championship!"


    "Ha?"

 Chapter 137

    "Report!"


    "Why are you late... Li Tiezhu? Why are you back?"


    "Well, why don''t you ask for leave tomorrow, but today in Shudu, of course I have to come to class. My grades are not good... I have to work harder to get into college. Inversely... Teacher, I''m sorry I''m late."


    The little prince against the wind waved and let Li Tiezhu in, then spoke seriously to the students, and finally found the reason to start the spray:


    "Look! Look for yourself! Even Li Tiezhu of CCTV''s" news broadcast "and" hot interview "knows that senior three should study hard. How about you? You know to play all day and don''t want a future? The college entrance examination is a single wooden bridge, and you must first have a correct attitude! You are the worst one I''ve ever brought!"


    "Li Tiezhu! Even if he dropped out of school, it doesn''t matter, but he has a very correct attitude and is determined to get into a good university. Personally, I suggest him to take the Nortel and Chinese opera exams. Look at you, you''re fooling around, and you can''t go to University in the future. Is it good to say that you''re Li Tiezhu''s classmate? Look at Zheng Yanzi, she''s escorted and still studying hard."


    Many students hate the little prince against the wind, but Li Tiezhu is grateful. He is stupid, but the little prince against the wind has always cared about him, because although he is stupid, he works hard.


    After spraying for three minutes, the little prince lifted his hair against the wind and said, "iron pillar, you don''t have to worry about my math. If you recite the text, you''ll have no problem! Come on!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, teacher."


    The little prince against the wind said, "but there''s one thing you must do for me! I''ve reported your name to the National Day literature and art show and sang" chasing a dream, pure child heart. "


    Li Tiezhu nodded quickly, "OK! OK!"


    Until the little prince against the wind finished spraying and continued his class, Li Tiezhu quietly took out coconut milk tea from her schoolbag and handed it to the class flower at the same table under the table.


    Li Tiezhu lowered his voice: "coconut, less sugar."


    A light wheat hand took the milk tea and lowered his voice: "if the rabbit premiere doesn''t ask me to go, I''ll peel your skin."


    "Must..."


    "Xiong Da, shall we skip class this afternoon? Go to the movies."


    "But..."


    "Huh?!"


    "All right, all right! Sister, you''ve only been back for a few days? Are you skipping class again?"


    "I''m big enough to walk and learn farts! Xiong Da is the same with you. I don''t believe Beidian Zhongxi can shut you out."


    "Ban Hua, how are your achievements in the rice net?"


    "Don''t mention it. Xiaowei blew it up. I have to practice! Otherwise I can come back so early?"


    "Then let''s put her sack..."


    "If someone else''s bodyguard has a gun, your baby will be washed white with a bang."


    Ban Hua''s name is Zheng Yanzi. She has practiced Taekwondo and tennis since childhood. Although she is only 18, she is already a professional player who can reach the four major tennis open competitions. Although her skin color is darker, she is tall, has long legs, has an excellent figure, and her appearance is outstanding, comparable to that of a star.


    Therefore, she was unanimously rated as the school flower.


    But she was very domineering and forced to be modest. She ordered everyone to call her class flower. No one dared not, especially the boys. Many boys have been beaten and cried by him. Li Tiezhu is an exception


    He succeeded in killing ban Hua and made ban Hua cry.


    Once, because Li Tiezhu didn''t lend her homework to copy, in physical education class, the resentful class flower found fault and beat Li Tiezhu. However, Tiezhu had high combat effectiveness. She grabbed her whip leg with one hand and trotted with it.


    Ban Hua is worthy of learning sports. She was stubbornly hopped around on one leg. Only then did she cry and shed tears of regret and shame because of the surge in the number of onlookers.


    Li Tiezhu walked slowly towards her. Ban Hua looked up and looked forward to the other party''s apology. Li Tiezhu jumped over her head with his legs, and then SA Yazi ran away.


    Li Tiezhu''s brilliant achievements in slipping the class flower have been a good story for a time. The class flower in the world has been suffering for a long time.


    Then Li Tiezhu was severely scolded by the little prince against the wind, which became the biggest stain on Li Tiezhu and the reason why ban Hua forced him to run errands - you bully a female man.


    At noon, Li Tiezhu found the little prince against the wind and handed in his and Qin Tao''s homework.


    "Teacher inverse, I continue to ask for leave. This is the leave note behind me. In addition, Zheng Yanzi and I may skip classes in the afternoon..."


    "You... Whatever, I don''t know anything."


    "Teacher, this is a gift for you. I brought it back from Donghai. Thank you!"


    "Put things down and get out!"


    "OK!"


    For the first time, Li Tiezhu invited ban Hua to watch a movie and even played video games. Mr. Ethan taught well! Zheng Yanzi, whose force value is too high, has only training, no friends and no friends. Li Tiezhu is the only half.


    That night, Li Tiezhu bought a discounted night ticket and flew to the East China Sea, but today it was early.


    On the plane, Li Tiezhu wore headphones, held the tablet and made a demo. It was not the song of the game, but the pure music of the annals of the Three Kingdoms prepared for the game. It took 3 intelligence points.


    Because dianling, the game company of "dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms", has contacted Zhang Xiaomeng. Although they hope Li Tiezhu to join, they still need a brilliant demo before they can officially sign the contract.


    For 20 million, Li Tiezhu had to krypton IQ.


    Before getting off the plane, a lovely stewardess talked to Li Tiezhu for a long time.


    The stewardess was obviously interested in art and praised Li Tiezhu''s composition and singing. Li Tiezhu was numb with excitement.


    Finally, she suggested that Li Tiezhu and she go to the hotel to talk at night and continue to communicate in simple terms on the breadth and depth of music art.


    Li Tiezhu was ashamed. I''m just a drag. I don''t deserve to talk about music with you, so I left.


    ¡­¡­


    This evening, Yi Xiaomao wore wax, Cologne and white suits and white shoes to a high-end hotel.


    Great things are done!


    After getting out of the elevator, Yi Xiaomao carefully checked his pockets. Strawberry, apple, cucumber and mango are all there. Then he found the suite according to the room number sent by wechat.


    Plop, plop!


    For the dance teacher''s soft body!


    go for it!


    After more than half a month of hard work, Yi Xiaomao''s relationship with the dance teacher has become closer and closer. Especially after Li Tiezhu was eliminated, the dance teacher spent three days alone with him last week, and the relationship has improved by leaps and bounds.


    Even Yi Xiaomao has invited her to have roast sheep kidney.


    When Yi Xiaomao was embarrassed about how to break through the last step, the dance teacher attacked.


    When Yi Xiaomao asked if she could go to the movies together, she replied that she wanted to invite Yi Xiaomao to play cards, and Yi Xiaomao certainly agreed. Then, the dance teacher soon sent the house number of the luxury hotel and the photos in the room:


    King bed, living room, bathtub, chess and card room.


    Yi xiaomaodun almost turned into a beast. Which is playing cards? Obviously you want to sleep with me!


    After a beating, he finally came to the last battlefield.


    A small bottle of white wine was found in the trouser pocket. Several tons of Baijiu were knocked out.


    Soon, the dance teacher opened the class and said, "Why are you here? Come on in. I''ve been waiting for you for a long time. I''ll be angry if you don''t come again."


    Yi Xiaomao followed in and looked at the teacher''s twisted back. He lost his mind in an instant. He rushed up and hugged him from behind.


    "Ah!!!"


    The dance teacher screamed.


    Yi Xiaomao is ready to take the next step, and then he is stunned.


    I''m a big grass!


    On the other side, seven trembling old ladies looked at Yi Xiaomao with innocent faces.


    An old woman was eating melon seeds, an old woman was knitting a sweater, an old woman was eating fruit, three old women were dancing with fans... Another old woman trembled and put on her reading glasses and looked carefully.

 Chapter 138

    After getting off the plane, it was already past zero when Li Tiezhu arrived at Mr. lengba''s house. The cat was going to feiheng store tomorrow morning. Li Tiezhu had to pick up the cat all night. Well, the cat here refers to Xiao Jiu.


    In the past two days when Li Tiezhu returned to Xichuan, cats were taking care of cats.


    He has been here many times. Li Tiezhu is very familiar with him. As soon as he enters the door, he goes to change passengers.


    "Wait, try this pair to fit."


    Teacher lengba knelt beside the shoe cabinet on one knee, took out a pair of new slippers that looked very high-grade and changed them for Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu smacked his tongue. When he was rich, he also wore ten yuan slippers, but this did not prevent him from feeling the comfort of high-grade shoes.


    "Leather? Isn''t it expensive?"


    "Crocodile skin."


    "How much is that?"


    "I won''t tell you."


    Seeing the cat again this time, Li Tiezhu had a strange and ignorant feeling in his heart.


    They talked for a while and put Xiao Jiu in the cat cage. It''s hard to say who Xiao Jiu''s owner is. Nominally, Li Tiezhu keeps cats, but in fact, cats are bought by cats.


    Li Tiezhu gave lengba a tightly wrapped plastic bag: "motherwort, I bought it in Xichuan pharmacy. You''ll come again next week. Drink in water."


    Lengba blushed: "thank you, master. Master is the best!"


    The pillar and the master cannot be distinguished clearly.


    Then, Li Tiezhu took Xiao Jiu to the door and changed his shoes, but he didn''t open the door. Looking back at lengba, he looked too obvious.


    Lengba was blankly: "what''s the matter? Is there anything else?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    But he still didn''t go. He looked at lengba secretly.


    Lengba puffed a smile. After thinking about it, she went over and teased Xiao Jiu with her head down: "Xiao Jiu, bye bye to your sister! You should be good, don''t be naughty, don''t disturb our master''s writing songs, and my sister will bring you dried fish next time."


    Then she looked up at Li Tiezhu and pretended to be angry: "is it greedy? Want to eat snacks?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, that''s what last time..."


    Lengba stood on tiptoe, then raised her left foot and rubbed her right leg.


    Li Tiezhu was dazzled and his head went down.


    Three minutes later, her toes hurt a little. Lengba stepped back and her eyes were watery: "is the snack delicious? Let''s go! You''re not eighteen yet. It makes me break the law and commit a crime!"


    Li Tiezhu giggled and slipped away.


    [25% domestication of Persian cat]


    Lengba leaned behind the door for a long time, lowered her head and bit her lips.


    Tangled, she knew she didn''t match him, and she didn''t have serious feelings. Everything came too strange. Keeping a cat, a cat collar, rolling a cat... I''m afraid it''s even more despised and despised by outsiders, but this kind of thing is like drinking water.


    Last time she and Li Tiezhu stayed all day, harmonious, warm, comfortable and unprepared. For lengba, who is always cautious in setting up defense everywhere in the entertainment industry, that feeling is really wonderful, indifferent and thick as slurry.


    So, when I finally sent him to the airport, after a day''s preparation, my mood reached a high point, so


    For lengba, it was quite natural last time.


    But today?


    This greedy guy, sure enough, women are emotional animals and men are physiological animals.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu chewed the steamed stuffed bun and came to the good sound training base early. He found that it was much deserted because too many people were eliminated.


    The East China Sea heat wave in September is getting hotter and hotter.


    Li Tiezhu came to the familiar training room, first turned on the air conditioner and skillfully turned on the refrigerator to see what ingredients are available today.


    What a big pig!


    If spicy claw were here, it would be very happy. What a pity.


    Li Tiezhu decided to marinate the whole pig head at noon.


    The mobile phone rang. It was a video sent by Qin Tao. Li Tiezhu connected the video while taking out the pig''s head to thaw.


    Qin Tao reported his situation. Now he has officially paid tribute to Yu Qian, but he has not signed a contract with Yunde society. Yu Qian''s disciples don''t have to work in Yunde society. He now lives in the master''s house. He works with the master during the day and is responsible for serving tea and water. Yu Qian teaches him things as soon as he is free. He likes his life very much.


    In addition, Xiao Yueyue and Guo Dalin took good care of him. Qin Tao thanked Li Tiezhu. He knew they were looking at Li Tiezhu''s face.


    "Go away! You shuttle leaf, study hard and make progress every day."


    "Speaking of studying hard and thinking about going to school every day, I think of Xiao Mao. He poof... Last night, the dance teacher asked him out to play. Hei hei... He sent me screenshots in high spirits, and then, hee hee... Then..."


    "You''re a crosstalk actor. Can you stop laughing?"


    "Cough... Hum! It''s Yi Xiaomao who wants to sleep with the dance teacher. She asked him to go last night. Xiaomao was so excited that he prepared four condoms of various flavors. As a result, he hugged people and prepared to start work as soon as he went in. Unexpectedly, a bunch of old women stared at him in the room."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled, wiping his tears and looking at Yi Xiaomao who had just entered the door.


    Yi Xiaomao blushed like a monkey''s ass.


    Qin Tao also said: "it turns out that the square dance team where the dance teacher''s grandmother works likes you and asks her to ask Yi Xiaomao for tickets. Xiaomao... Just threw his life at her, ha ha ha ha."


    Li Tiezhu looks at Yi Xiaomao. Yi Xiaomao looks at Li Tiezhu and is suddenly silent.


    Qin Tao: "why don''t you talk? Yes... Here comes Xiao Mao? Then what! My master called me. Bye, doodle!"


    Toot~


    Li Tiezhu: "actually..."


    Yi Xiaomao: "brother, do you still have stars to support this game? If not, can you give me five tickets?"


    Each contestant has five live tickets.


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Yi Xiaomao blushed, but his expression was a little agitated: "I kissed her last night. I kissed her forcibly when she sent me away, and she didn''t struggle seriously. Hey, hey... With ten live tickets for you and me, I will be able to sleep her!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head, suggesting a strong meaning.


    Yi Xiaomao couldn''t hang his face. He stuck his neck and said, "don''t you believe me? Brother! I''ll do what I said. When I sleep with her, I''ll send you a picture."


    "What photos do you send?"


    The dance teacher stood at the door with a strange face.


    Today, the first class of Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao is dance class.


    Next to me, the staff who came to shoot were all living beings and ate big melons.


    Yi Xiaomao cracked.


    The class was very strange and the atmosphere was extremely depressed. After class, Yi Xiaomao ran out after the dance teacher. He came back panting at the end of the second class.


    Li Tiezhu sympathizes with Yi Xiaomao.


    Unexpectedly, Yi Xiaomao smiled: "in the car, I said I didn''t send photos, she was still angry, so I didn''t do it all the time, and then she didn''t get angry. Hey, hey... We went to the hotel to play cards tonight, hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Seeing Yi Xiaomao''s ghost appearance, Li Tiezhu was suddenly ashamed. He thought of the situation that he didn''t leave last night. It was really embarrassing. Fortunately, the cat was gentle enough.


    Ignorant, it seems that his life experience is different from before. Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand. Is this the so-called growth?

 Chapter 139

    At lunch, Li Tiezhu, a fish lip, was thinking about what growth is, while Yi Xiaomao, a smart man, had started a quick Q & a game on wechat voice.


    "Do you like strawberries or mangoes?"


    "Strawberries."


    "Do you like blue or white?"


    "White."


    "Chocolate or candy?"


    "Chocolate."


    After the game, Yi Xiaomao picked out two strawberry flavors and put them in his clothes pocket. Then he generously gave Li Tiezhu, who was watching, a mango flavor and said, "it''s called knowing yourself and knowing the enemy. You won''t be defeated in a hundred battles!"


    Obviously, the goods have been taken astray by Qin Tao.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but say, "isn''t it just what he likes? Is it so troublesome to fall in love?"


    With an unfathomable smile, Yi Xiaomao instilled Qin Tao''s theoretical knowledge into him some time ago and transferred it intact to Li Tiezhu. The latter listened to the clouds and felt that it seemed useless.


    Li Tiezhu thought, I am serious people disdain to use the routine, and then picked up my mobile phone to edit wechat:


    "Cat, do you like strawberries or mangoes?"


    "I like apples."


    "Do you like blue or white?"


    "Black."


    WOW~


    Li Tiezhu put down his mobile phone and looked at Yi Xiaomao: "can you change an apple flavor?"


    Yi Xiaomao was surprised and said, "brother? You also asked? Who? Who is it?"


    Li Tiezhu exchanged mango for an apple, packed up the lunch box, threw it into the trash can and went to the stewed pig head.


    He also sent songzhuer a beautiful picture of a pig''s head: Spicy claw, do you look like you?


    Songzhuer: Hi, I''m so angry.


    Then, she sent a picture of a model''s open back sweater with the caption: I make your mouth water, too.


    That''s it?


    Li Tiezhu smiled coldly, without any fluctuation in his heart, and even a little like a cat.


    Before long, the staff of the program team sent the keyword card of the semi-finals.


    "Classic"


    As soon as I saw the key words, I easily make complaints about the name. "Is this naming business too explicit?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled without saying anything. The key word means to pay tribute to the classics, but it has something to do with the naming merchant. It''s just the lice on the head of the little prince against the wind.


    However, in other words, Yi Xiaomao has gained a lot of courage since he ordered the strong kiss skill. It''s amazing to think that he was submissive at the beginning. As expected, he has seen the world.


    Yi Xiaomao complained: "brother, I finally know why someone said that good voice is the tomb of the original singer. This issue is at least two original songs in three days, hey..."


    "We can also jump on the grave."


    "It''s hard to write songs!"


    The semi-finals are divided into three rounds. In the first round, two teams sing together, decimal eight. In the second round, two pairs PK are randomly selected, eight into six, and in the last round, six into five. Therefore, in addition to the chorus, all original singers must be new songs, that is, at least two.


    Li Tiezhu: "the competition system is stipulated in this way. If we choose to participate, we can''t complain."


    "I''m just laying the groundwork and setting off our strength."


    "Well? Let''s start over."


    "This issue is at least two original songs, hey..."


    "It''s not easy for you, Yi Xiaomao. I''m not afraid. What are you afraid of? You write songs so well and you look handsome."


    "What a shame, brother, stop talking..."


    The class continued in the afternoon, and then they created their own works separately.


    Yi Xiaomao turned out his previous composition. Those are some of his scattered records of inspiration, some are a melody, some are only one sentence. After a while, Yi Xiaomao burst into inspiration. Opening the tablet is a one-way operation.


    Li Tiezhu held Xiao Jiu in the lounge in a daze. There can be countless ways of expression in classic words. What songs should he choose?


    It''s so expensive!


    The teacher has a lipstick with apple flavor. Last time at the airport


    I have enough IQ, but I can''t spend all of it on good sound. I have to leave more than 20 for game composition. Therefore, I''m still short of money on the whole.


    Forced kissing is immoral. I''m different. I never take the initiative.


    This game, I''m three new songs? Or two? When singing, cover with others to save IQ.


    Teacher lengba is so fragrant. It''s soft and delicious


    well?!!!


    Li Tiezhu woke up with horror: I''m not the boy I used to be! I... deteriorated!!!


    Music has come from next door.


    Li Tiezhu was ashamed. Xiao Mao was restrained. He was going to play cards at night. He was calm enough to create. He was so efficient that I was inferior to him.


    Li Tiezhu went to Yi Xiaomao''s house, listened to him hum for a while, and asked, "what''s the name of the new song?"


    Yi Xiaomao proudly said: "concubine overlord, is this a classic?"


    [Ding! Trigger a song with the same theme, with a special price of 1 intelligence value. Would you like to buy it or not]


    Buy!


    Li Tiezhu said, "Yi Xiaomao is really a treasure boy. He immediately thumbed up his thumb:" classic! This is a good song! Inspired by you, I also wrote a song called farewell my concubine. You see, there is only one word difference between our song names. "


    Yi Xiaomao was instantly sad: "are you looking for inspiration?"


    "Otherwise?"


    Li Tiezhu turned and left. When he returned to the lounge, he began to do a demo on the tablet. Well, the original singing style of that song was a little too old-fashioned. There was a fresh cover. The arrangement was good, but his singing skills were endless.


    Then be one!


    In half an hour, the demo was ready. Then, Li Tiezhu held the tablet to find Yi Xiaomao, ready to continue looking for "inspiration".


    However, Yi Xiaomao still stuck to the song "Concubine", and did not write a new song. Li Tiezhu was a little disappointed.


    Yi Xiaomao: "brother, what are you doing here if you don''t write songs?"


    Li Tiezhu: "see if you have written a new song, why are you still working on this one?"


    "It''s only one third. What about you? How''s the progress of farewell my concubine?"


    "The demo is finished."


    "Ha?"


    "Listen?"


    Yi Xiaomao listened to the demo once, and the whole person was silent. Originally, he had a lot of inspiration and was ready to make a new song in the afternoon. Then in the evening, when he went to feed strawberries to the dance teacher, he showed off his talent. Unexpectedly... He was beaten in the face.


    Li Tiezhu is not only fast, but also has a great song... This damn frustration.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t lose heart. This is the inspiration you gave me. The Military Merit Medal is half of yours."


    Yi Xiaomao: "advanced Versailles! You have lost my confidence... GAHA, is it easy for me? It''s too difficult for me to participate in this competition. Now you have the support of the official media. How about me? The company doesn''t support me. I still want to earn more money for my sister''s dowry. Alas! Every family has a difficult lesson..."


    "Thank you! I''m inspired again. You''re a treasure boy."


    "Hum? Be a man, brother!"


    "The title of the song is called the difficult Sutra. Listen to it! Swallowing the wind, kissing the rain, burying the sunset, not hesitating, bullying the mountains, driving the sea, and trampling the snow path... How about these two sentences for the time being? Is it OK?"


    Li Tiezhu tried this song before and liked it very much. Now he was suddenly reduced by the treasure to 1 intelligence value and bought it immediately.


    Yi Xiaomao was desperate and his eyes were empty: "brother... Please go out and turn left..."


    "Oh! Xiao Mao, add some oil! I mean at night."


    Li Tiezhu left happily. Yi Xiaomao is indeed a treasure boy who "saves money"!

 Chapter 140

    Back in the lounge, Li Tiezhu made the arrangement demo of the difficult Sutra and recorded the song again to try the effect. The time had come to seven o''clock. Just as he was ready to leave, tutor Ethan came.


    "I''ve been busy choosing songs for Xi Menghan and Justin today. I don''t have time to come. How are your two new songs? It takes at least two, only three days. It''s really too difficult."


    Mr. Ethan packed milk tea and takeout. The three sat down in the living room for dinner.


    Yi Xiaomao said, "I''ve almost finished one. The song is called overlord Yuji. Let''s listen to it."


    After the demo, Mr. Ethan''s eyes shine.


    "Xiao Mao can do it! This song will definitely get good results! Tiezhu, what about you?"


    Yi Xiaomao lemon face: "he wrote two capitals and harassed me..."


    Li Tiezhu played the demo of farewell my concubine and the difficult Sutra once again, with the kind of singing.


    Then, Chen Yisen was silent and patted Yi Xiaomao on the shoulder. It''s hard for this little guy. He is talented, but it''s a miracle that he lives in a house with a monster like Li Tiezhu without collapse.


    After dinner, Yi Xiaomao said bitterly, "Tiezhu, you are really literate. You can read so many strange words in the lyrics. Unlike me, you always turn to the dictionary when writing lyrics."


    [Ding! Trigger a song with the same theme, with a special price of 1 intelligence value. Would you like to buy it or not]


    Li Tiezhu: "Xiao Mao! Thank you for giving me inspiration again! I want to write a rare word."


    Yi Xiaomao: "howl?"


    Li Tiezhu: "stand alone, act in collusion, walk alone, cultivate the top, and follow the standard..."


    Yi Xiaomao: "


    Chen Yisen: "


    Yi Xiaomao: "what is this? Tongue twister? Tongue twister? I only know that the shoulder pole is long and the bench is wide..."


    [Ding...]


    Li Tiezhu clenched Yi Xiaomao and choked silently. You are really a good man!


    Yi Xiaomao: "brother! Can''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "HMM."


    Yi Xiaomao began to roll his eyes and spit blood in his heart: poof... What kind of hair does he have?


    Chen Yisen suddenly sympathized with Yi Xiaomao and comforted: "it''s all right. I''ll accompany you to optimize the arrangement of overlord Yu Ji tonight. This song is great. We don''t compare with others..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''ve worked hard. I''ll go home and review my lessons first. Tonight, I''ll recite all the historical knowledge points of the last semester of senior one."


    Then, Li Tiezhu left a natural and unrestrained figure: sorry, I''m a hanging force!


    Yi Xiaomao wants to cry.


    Ethan: don''t be afraid. Let''s make our own music and the teacher will accompany you no matter how late it is


    Yi Xiaomao: teacher, I want to play cards at night


    Rob the landlord, I rob! Cards! Come on, look at my cards! Come on, I''m waiting for the flowers to shoot. One on two, why don''t you get up? Uh huh, Wang fried! Oh, no, no!!


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu, who returned to his apartment, did not choose to review, but called the system first.


    "System roll out."


    [please host civilization, the main task loading in the new stage is completed by 22.7%, please wait patiently]


    That''s it?


    I always feel that this broken system is holding back some fart, which is not a good sign.


    "System, give the whole new task, just like the two tutors in the Royal engine last time. This time, I not only want to win the voice champion, but also bring Zhao Liya and Justin into the top three. I want to let those guys fly."


    Before, Li Tiezhu had this idea and didn''t have such confidence, but today, the treasure boy had a wave of super assists. Li Tiezhu, who got four new songs, was finally full of confidence.


    [no! Publishing a new task will slow down the loading of mainline tasks]


    "If I don''t win the championship, it will appear that your system is very good. This system also means calling itself an intelligent system?"


    Li Tiezhu is not empty at all now. After so long research, he found that the system has no wisdom, but an AI with generally high IQ. And a little tricky!


    [then fuck him!]


    "That''s right. Get me more rewards. The system must be generous and heroic!"


    [operation in progress, please wait...]


    [New Branch Mission: host, Justin and Zhao Liya enter the top three, 30 points of intelligence will be rewarded, and 10 points will be deducted for one less person. With primary acting skills: special acting]


    30 intelligence points?


    Done!


    Through Zhang Xiaomeng and Justin, Li Tiezhu has roughly understood the details of the top ten players. It is clear at a glance who the boulder and meteor want to win.


    Jushi''s subsidiaries: Cai Xukun, Zhou Qian, Yi Xiaomao


    Among them, popular idol Cai Xukun is the first choice, and Yi Xiaomao, who can write and sing, is the second. Although Zhou Qian has first-class singing skills, he is obviously ignored.


    Meteor flag: Luo Feiyan, Zhang Chaochen, Xi Menghan


    There is no doubt that Luo Feiyan, the daughter of the meteor boss, is the object of strong support, followed by Zhang Chaochen, a powerful turtle singer, and the great beauty once in 3000 years is the object of abandonment.


    There is only one Xiao town left under Kyushu. It is estimated that there is little hope.


    On the contrary, the penguin gang has a good momentum this year. Both Li Tiezhu and Justin have entered the top ten, especially Li Tiezhu''s popularity.


    In addition, there is a pure wild singer who has not signed a contract with any large company - Piano Princess Zhao Liya. Why? Just because her grandfather is the first General Zhao Tianhua in the music world.


    For the two groups, Cai Xukun, Luo Feiyan, Yi Xiaomao and Zhang Chaochen must be promoted to the top five or even the top three.


    But now there is such a variable as Li Tiezhu


    The operation has actually begun.


    After Li Tiezhu forced the system to start a new task, he looked at tonight''s super training camp on the tablet.


    As expected, Li Tiezhu had few shots, but Yi Xiaomao, who lived in the same room, escaped class and had many camera thieves. There are too many scenes of CAI Xukun and Luo Feiyan. All kinds of laughter emerge one after another. Obviously, they have been carefully designed.


    This is a subtle guidance to the audience.


    Li Tiezhu made a simple revenge plan and began to review his lessons.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 29 points. (the special song triggered by the boy who bought the treasure costs 4 points, and the game music costs 3 points)


    Music Achievement: 186 points.


    Variety achievements: 238 points. (the lowest increase of 3 points in History)


    Film and television achievements: 5 points.


    Tiktok: 28 million 650 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 25%.


    After reciting the history for three hours, Li Tiezhu was dizzy, but he felt a sense of achievement, because he found that half of the knowledge he recited still remembered. It was a miracle!


    Sure enough, it''s good if your IQ doesn''t pull your crotch.


    Before going to bed, Li Tiezhu routinely paid for his cat. Then, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help making a video with the cat. The cat was filming a night play and secretly received the video in the corner.


    "Why?"


    "Lengba, thank you."


    Over there, the Persian cat was stunned and silent for a long time: "why... Suddenly call a name?"


    "When I''m eighteen!"


    "Ah?"


    "Good night, cat."


    "Miss you."


    "Hey, I want to..."


    "No! You don''t want to!"


    Toot~


    Both know that their relationship is extremely abnormal, more like an ambiguous game with evil. But no one meant to stop and continued to move forward with tacit understanding.

 Chapter 141

    (Shan Zhang is suddenly on the stage. I''m not angry for a long time. This time I''m not angry because many trumpets come to spray these days. I never delete book reviews. It seems like a bully. Who swipes monthly tickets so much? Thank you for your support! I have 1234 monthly tickets today! Add more!!!!!)


    After taking two cold baths, Li Tiezhu finally fell asleep.


    In the next two or three days, Li Tiezhu spent money on the soundtrack and arrangement of songs, as well as... Forming gangs.


    It''s Stonehenge music in the north and meteor Group executives in the south. They can''t sleep all night these two days. Although they have forcibly reduced Li Tiezhu''s lens.


    However, the bad news is that Li Tiezhu wrote four high-quality original songs in three days, which they learned through the gags of the program group.


    Why does he need so many songs?


    Well, even if he is promoted to the top five, the resources of our two families should be well allocated. In addition, try to avoid him winning the championship.


    He''s still wearing a gold body. He can''t afford it. He can only watch him take a buff! Control the military line here and wait until his big move is over


    Princess Luo Feiyan, the meteor''s long princess, said with a cigarette in her mouth, "I don''t care. I want a champion. My family drives a good voice!"


    Cai Xukun, Boulder''s carrying handle: "then I''ll take the second. The first is for sister Luo, but I don''t want to see Li Tiezhu''s native dog in the first three. Yi Xiaomao is pretty good. He can write songs and looks ugly. He can provide me with new songs in the future."


    These two people also want to take the dragon. It happens that Li Tiezhu also wants to kill the dragon.


    You say, what a coincidence?


    ¡­¡­


    September 10, Saturday at 8 p.m.


    In the first round of the semi-finals, two teams are free to form a chorus as follows:


    Cai Xukun + Luo Feiyan, singing the song "night East China Sea"


    Xi Menghan + Xiao Zhen, singing the song "meet 1999"


    Yi Xiaomao + Justin, singing the song "dream man"


    Zhang Chaochen + Zhou Qian, singing the song "flowers walking freely"


    Li Tiezhu + Zhao Liya, singing the song "cool"


    The first four capitals are classic old songs, and Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya chose to pay tribute to "future classics", which is actually off the topic. But fortunately, the two tutors dare not beep. Li Tiezhu has a gold body and Zhao Liya has an old spray.


    Therefore, after the first round of competition, the audience sent away the 3000 year old beauty Xi Menghan and Shengshi meiyanxiao town with an honest vote.


    Xi Menghan came to the stage with tears on her face, thanked 10000 people pitifully, and finally cried:


    "Thank you for your support. I didn''t reach the height expected by the dream fans. Han Han also blames himself. I''m sorry! At the thought of the dream fans, I couldn''t help crying and feeling hard. Hum... I hope you can continue to support my new play" fighting spirit into a horse ", in which I play female No. 3. Thank you!"


    On the live barrage, her fans expressed their love and support one after another, but the format was slightly single.


    Then came Xiao Zhen''s speech on elimination. The female fans cried, and the barrage scolded the black curtain.


    Xiao Zhen said calmly, "don''t believe the man in front. She dropped a whole bottle of eye drops backstage and took two mouthfuls of vasami."


    Huh???


    Xi Menghan is still around. The whole person is crazy.


    Are you crazy?


    She couldn''t help talking, but the microphone was turned off and separated by Shaohua. She could only stare. Just singing and inserting a knife in the blink of an eye? I remember you! Hiss! Vasami is so hot


    The female fans who were crying heartbroken under the stage burst into laughter. My town is so cute! The town is so simple and simple.


    Touched Plath!


    What bullshit, 3000 year old beauty?


    &ui~


    The live barrage was even more??? It''s full.


    Xiao Zhen doesn''t care about Xi Menghan''s killing eyes. What about your boyfriend? I have a godfather! And an innocent Godfather! The female fort can be changed at will. My son can''t collect it indiscriminately.


    Not afraid of you!


    I want to supervise you, urge you and help you be a good man!


    The younger sister-in-law is cool. She can''t go farther and farther on the evil road. She should be responsible for her life! Set up correct values for boys and girls who like you!


    ¡­¡­


    At the hero glory arena, Wang Dashao held his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast. Everyone was silly: "ha ha ha... It''s fun! Look at Xi Menghan''s ghost look, I''m laughing to death. Her car turned over completely, ha ha..."


    Lin Mou: "isn''t she your person? Are you still so happy?"


    Wang Dashao: "ang! Can you make her kneel down again? Maybe you can unlock the new posture. However, Xiao Zhen is a little strange. Was he brainwashed by Li Tiezhu? That steamed stuffed bun is poisonous! A woman was brainwashed by him, and her outlook on love is abnormal."


    Lin Mou: "I think Li Tiezhu is very good. Why do you scold Li Tiezhu every day? Does he hate you for taking his wife?"


    Wang Dashao: "


    Lin Mou: "ha! What, why hasn''t my coffee come yet? The present takeout..."


    ¡­¡­


    The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became strange, and there was applause.


    Xiao town was still calm: "my strength is poor and I was eliminated. I have nothing to say. In fact, the eliminated players Lin Xiao and Zhou Yiran are better than me. I am lucky to be in the top ten! I will continue to make progress and repay the support of my fans. Thank you! In addition, my brother Li Tiezhu is still fighting. Let''s cheer him on and vote for him! Brother, come on!"


    The applause was even more enthusiastic. His fans were very excited. My town was so hot-blooded and loyal!


    Li Tiezhu has the largest number of fans. Most of them hate Xiaozhen, an idol with milk in the milk, but I didn''t expect Xiaozhen to be so modest and low-key and support Li Tiezhu. What are you waiting for? Clap!


    Li Tiezhu was almost moved. Fortunately, he is not stupid now. Eh, this man has great acting skills.


    Soon, the second round of PK war began, and the program group randomly selected PK objects.


    Group 1: Zhao Liya vs Zhang Chaochen


    Group 2: Justin vs lofey


    The third group: easy small hair vs shallow circumference


    Group 4: Li Tiezhu vs Cai Xukun


    The first group, Zhao Liya wins. Although Zhang Chaochen sings well, Zhao Liya is very popular!


    The second group, Luofei Yansheng, has no suspense, because he has a good father.


    In the third group, Yi Xiaomao won, although Li Tiezhu thought Zhou Qian was the first of the top ten singers.


    In the fourth group, Li Tiezhu beat Cai Xukun with a fashionable version of farewell my concubine and crushed him by five times the number of votes.


    Zhao Liya, Luo Feiyan, Yi Xiaomao and Li Tiezhu won ahead of time. Zhang Chaochen, Justin, Zhou Qian and CAI Xukun competed for the last place in the top six.


    Zhou Qian was eliminated by Zhang Chaochen, and then Cai Xukun met Justin. It seemed that there was no suspense.


    Cai Xukun sang and danced in a cool way. He stepped down with confidence. The fans screamed as if they were celebrating the promotion.


    When Justin, who was blonde but with yellow skin, came to the stage, there were people booing and booing.


    Justin was a little nervous and said:


    "Tiktok... It''s rather baffling recently. On the shaking and the collar, I always get a lot of insulting letters, and I really know how to roar! Actually, I know it is for God''s sake, but... I still want to say that even if my hair is golden, even if my eyes are blue, but my body is flowing with the yellow blood, and sweating like you. Justin, too. A proud rabbit! Thank Li Tiezhu for singing this new song to me, because this song is the voice of me and many mixed race Chinese. "


    There was a roar under the stage. The song written by Li Tiezhu? Sing to him? Or a new song! Are they so close?


    Is he really Chinese?

 Chapter 142

    Justin is really wronged. At the age of 18, he resolutely gave up his French and American nationality to join Chinese nationality, but he was not recognized by Chinese people. He was also sprayed with foreign dogs when he participated in the program. Even, he didn''t have to guess that many people were greeting his immediate relatives on the live barrage.


    His eyes were red:


    "If every Chinese is a Chinese character, you are a common character with black hair and black eyes, and I rarely see, rarely use, or even don''t know rare characters. But I am still a Chinese character! A rare character brings you."


    With the prelude music, the applause gradually rang out, and the duration was not short until Justin''s song came:


    Our Chinese characters


    Writing and painting leave a history of 5000 years


    Let the world know


    Our Chinese characters


    All is a story


    Woo~


    The applause suddenly became warm, mixed with the cheers of many boys, which is a kind of recognition. It''s amazing that a foreigner, no, a mixed race Chinese can sing "we China". It''s a kind of blood recognition.


    Walk and eat


    The prisoner coveted discord


    You can''t get away with it


    It''s a snake and a snake


    Do you criticize the current disadvantages


    Row upon row, one after another


    During Justin''s singing, the place where the off-stage voting platform was located set off a lot of noise and agitation, some confusion, and even some people booed and scolded.


    Several staff members carrying the partition board to the justice platform hesitated for a while and were called away by the leader.


    It was a small wave. Justin''s singing was not interrupted. He could guess something, so he sang more attentively:


    Now all over the world


    There are Chinese characters everywhere


    The Yellow skinned man raised his head proudly


    Our Chinese characters


    Write a poem with one level and one tone


    Beautiful melody from Gongshang corner


    People say it in language, so it''s an idiom


    After singing a song, the audience''s first feeling is that Li Tiezhu is really awesome, the second feeling is that Justin is a pure Chinese, and the third feeling is that I really don''t know those words on the screen.


    Justin''s eyes are wet. He chose China without hesitation, but he was not recognized here. It is undoubtedly a kind of sadness, but this song gave him strength, and Li Tiezhu gave him strength.


    Three days ago, Li Tiezhu found Justin and said he would try his best to help him into the top three.


    Justin was confused at that time. He knew his position. He was lucky to be in the top ten. He would be eliminated in the semi-finals. Moreover, how can Li Tiezhu and he de help him into the top three? Justin didn''t really believe it until Zhang Xiaomeng nodded.


    Director Zhang Xiaomeng brought a new instruction of penguin culture - Li Tiezhu can use most of the resources of penguin culture in this finals.


    Last time Li Tiezhu was eliminated by black, he really annoyed penguins.


    Is my big Penguin so unlicensed?


    It happens that Li Tiezhu is unparalleled now. Let''s talk about the two hard steel companies. Anyway, everyone is a competitor. You''re welcome.


    After Justin finished singing, applause resounded through the whole studio.


    This is applause for recognition.


    The vote soon came out. Cai Xukun had 63 million votes, and the number of votes was very high. Justin''s vote was 72 million, killing the prince of basketball.


    But anyway, he won.


    Unexpected!


    An absolute surprise burst out.


    The scene was silent. Even the host Shaohua was a little confused until a moment later, a group of boys cheered. Gan! That motherfucker was finally eliminated. Justin, good job!


    The number of top six is released:


    Luo Feiyan, Zhang Chaochen, Zhao Liya, Yi Xiaomao, Li Tiezhu, Justin.


    Li Tiezhu smiled. It was interesting. Now it was not his fight alone, but the regiment war.


    Li Tiezhu has two natural allies. Zhao Liya doesn''t have to say that the other is Justin, because they are a company and an agent, and they are the target of each other.


    Clear enemy and friend situation:


    Your side, Li Tiezhu, Justin, Zhao Liya.


    The other party, Luo Feiyan, Zhang Fuchen, Yi Xiaomao.


    By the way, Yi Xiaomao is also a little traitor and a big undercover.


    Before the game was over, the northern boulder department was almost wiped out, leaving only agent Yi Xiaomao.


    Therefore, the expressions of yehenara and Wang Feng under the stage are very interesting. They have manipulated so many seasons, but they have also been reduced to the situation of being Yin and operated clearly.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t aim at Cai Xukun. He was unlucky. He was forced to lose when he met Li Tiezhu, but he also lost when he met Justin, who sang Li Tiezhu''s new song. He can only blame himself.


    Why not? Pretend to be the first. It''s good for eggs.


    On the Internet, a large number of enthusiastic fans of CAI Xukun began to attack the dark scenes of the program group, attack Justin for cheating and bully Chinese idols with the identity of foreigners.


    For this kind of brain disability, Zhang Xiaomeng had expected to mobilize a group of penguin technicians and a large number of water troops to fight back.


    The live screen was very lively.


    The last wave continues. The 3000 year old beauty''s navy is still spraying Xiaozhen. Xiaozhen has many disadvantages. He went to the live studio on the number and painted a "look up and feel safe", installed a wave of big force, and his fans also painted a neat and uniform format of "look up and feel safe".


    A new wave begins again. Cai Xukun''s navy is spouting at Justin. Justin also has Penguin Navy crazy biting, and there is also evidence that CAI Xukun bought a navy and hot search.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu is very insidious!


    During a short break after the second round, yehenara gnawed his teeth backstage.


    Because she tiktok just got the news, several trembling nets red is Li Tiezhu''s iron powder, sitting in the vicinity of the voting notary public, the mobile phone patting the fair platform broadcast, they even have no chance to vote for Cai Xukun.


    In previous competitions, they poured a lot of water. Although some people questioned, there was no substantive evidence, and there was a notary''s endorsement. But this year, no one expected Li Tiezhu to play such a hand.


    It must be his pen!


    Otherwise, how could it be so coincidence? How many netizens buy so close? And live justice?


    When Cai Xukun fell behind in the voting, several staff members tried to separate the fair stage and the audience with a partition board on the grounds of avoiding interference. He was booed and questioned by the audience and had to give up, so Cai Xukun was eliminated.


    Li Tiezhu is not so smart. In fact, Zhang Xiaomeng did it.


    "What does that bumpkin want? Give him back his face? Cai Xukun, the number one of our company, didn''t enter the top six. He''s still playing fart?"


    Yehenara dropped her coffee cup and the thick black coffee splashed on her white trouser legs.


    Wang Feng was disgusted. The woman really had a pit in her head. She apologized two days ago and now she wants to be a demon. She forgot the pain when she got the scar.


    Although Cai Xukun was eliminated, isn''t there Yi Xiaomao? They''re all boulders. Moreover, he personally prefers the strength type of Yi Xiaomao, which is quite suitable for CAI Xukun who smears powder and scrapes armpit hair.


    Soon, the tutors returned to the tutor''s seat, and the last round of competition began, six into five.


    Shaohua promotes the process on the stage.


    Yehenara glanced at Wang Feng, who nodded helplessly.


    Although they don''t deal with it, they have the same goal. Most of the audience followed blindly. This round of comments should be guided to eliminate Justin, who is not very popular.


    In this way, the loss is acceptable. Anyway, Yi Xiaomao must not lose.

 Chapter 143

    The third round began. The order of the stage competition is: Zhang Chaochen, Yi Xiaomao, Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, Luo Feiyan and Justin.


    Yehenara couldn''t help laughing. Justin drew the last one and was born at a disadvantage. This round began with the first player singing and voting. The last one was doomed to suffer.


    Zhang Chaochen''s song "sounds of nature" fully explains what is sounds of nature. This is a classic old song. She sings it very well.


    Yi Xiaomao sang "falling plum like blood" adapted from an ancient poem, which was also amazing.


    People seem to see the beautiful picture of red snowflakes falling on the snow when winter goes and spring comes. In Yi Xiaomao''s head, there is only the red plum blossom on the bed sheet. This song is dedicated to the dance teacher playing cards together! She will like it. Tonight, continue playing cards


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn. Now he is very confident. He said on the stage: "this song is not a tribute to the classic, but it will become a classic because..."


    The audience immediately shouted abuse, and Li Tiezhu rushed to the shell again!


    Han Hong was slightly surprised. Is the little guy floating?


    Chen Yisen applauded and cheered. You are full of art bacteria. You don''t need to be modest at all. Modesty makes people wordy.


    Wang Feng raised his eyebrows and yehenara sneered secretly.


    Li Tiezhu said again, "if you don''t pretend, the reason why it is classic is not that it''s too good to listen, but that I may not sing this song in any public place. It''s... Too difficult. It''s tears when you say too much. Next, please -- the teleprompter!"


    Ha ha ha


    Sobbing¡ª¡ª


    The audience laughed crazy. Li Tiezhu used a teleprompter!


    My God, Li Tiezhu used a teleprompter for the first time in his life. What song is this?


    Is it also original?


    Is this the legendary self infliction?!


    you ''re right!


    Li Tiezhu had a "teleprompter" in his head, but he chose the live teleprompter - double insurance!


    Li Tiezhu was a little ashamed: "then what... Bring you an original song" difficult Sutra "


    The audience is looking forward to it. How hard is it to read? Let you sacrifice the teleprompter?


    The prelude sounded and the rhythm was very fast.


    The audience was also surprised. Digging lotus roots, Li Tiezhu sang fast? It''s really rare!


    Li Tiezhu looked at the teleprompter nervously:


    Swallow the wind kiss the rain bury the sunset without hesitation


    Bullying the mountain, driving the sea and trampling the snow path are not desperate


    Picking flowers and bending wine is crazy


    With these two eyes and a hundred arms or a thousand hands, you can''t guard against it


    The sky is wide and the snow is long. Who will sail with you


    The sand is rolling and the water is wrinkling and laughing


    Greedy and happy, the daughter was buried in love


    After the first paragraph, Li Tiezhu''s forehead was sweating. The audience applauded and encouraged, but more laughter.


    Laughter is very simple, simple ridicule. Li Tiezhu, you are simple and simple. It''s OK to embarrass yourself by writing such a difficult song. Can''t you sing "rare words" yourself and give this song to Justin?


    The guide was very attentive and inserted the lyrics of the teleprompter in a split screen way. After all, it was too late to broadcast the live broadcast with lyrics and subtitles. That''s the only way.


    Because they can''t keep up with the rhythm, only the teleprompter can keep up.


    In the tutor''s seat, yehenara people were stunned. Wang Feng nodded repeatedly, Han Hong smiled, and Chen Yisen began to dance the old-age disco.


    Several fans in the live broadcasting room were still shouting at each other, but they were soon overshadowed by Li Tiezhu''s fans:


    "This NIMA is absolutely classic!"


    "The lyrics are hot!"


    "I can''t even hear it, let alone rap."


    "I stared at the teleprompter all the way, and my eyes were going blind."


    "Cai Xukun eliminated and scattered flowers to celebrate!"


    "Calm down, I''ll listen with my eyes closed. I''m serious and super cowhide!"


    "I''m curious if Li Tiezhu will regret writing this song when he sings. You see, he''s almost out of breath."


    "I love iron pillar. I''ve never sung a fast song..."


    "Don''t say, it''s really nice to hear NIMA!"


    "Xiao town is a fool!"


    "Pay attention to Li Tiezhu''s cute appearance. The interlude is still staring at the teleprompter. I want to laugh to death."


    "Be reasonable, this song shouldn''t be sung on the spot. Li Tiezhu asked for it."


    "Although I love my serious brother, I feel funny for some reason. Ha ha ha..."


    "Justin dead foreign dog, get out of China!"


    "Well written, well sung."


    Li Tiezhu was absorbed and nervous than the exam.


    The rhythm is too fast and the lyrics are too dense, and it is still a Cantonese song. Li Tiezhu is still a little reluctant to translate it into Mandarin even after three days of hard practice:


    Laugh at you. I spent all my time in vain


    Love competes for the beauty of mirror flowers


    I''m afraid luck will pass away


    Obsessed with greed and anger


    I blame you for being too greedy for work and potential


    It''s strange that all creatures in the earth are too beautiful


    Repent the old days of keeping promises and vows


    Obsessed with sorrow and joy, sorrow and jealousy


    ¡­¡­


    Swallow the wind kiss the rain bury the sunset without hesitation


    Bullying the mountain, driving the sea and trampling the snow path are not desperate


    Picking flowers and bending wine is crazy


    With these two eyes and a hundred arms or a thousand hands, you can''t guard against it


    The sky is wide and the snow is long. Who will sail with you


    The sand is rolling and the water is wrinkling and laughing


    Greedy and happy, the daughter was buried in love


    After singing a song, the whole audience applauded and cheered unreservedly, mixed with unbridled laughter. This time, it''s not because the song is good, but because Li Tiezhu looks too naive and even very embarrassed. This is rare and must be laughed at.


    Fortunately, it was completed, no wrong words were sung, and no beat was missed.


    Li Tiezhu is also old face red: "laugh and laugh... Uh - - almost breathless. I will never sing this song again!"


    Ha ha ha ha


    The mockery became more violent, and even Chen Yisen laughed.


    Shaohua was also very happy with his smile. He was hated by Li Tiezhu. He said, "it''s really difficult to read! I''m glad to see you look so embarrassed. To tell the truth, I want to listen to it again."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes.


    The audience was booing: do it again.


    Li Tiezhu: "laugh at you. I''ve wasted all my efforts. I love to compete for the beauty of Jinghua. I''m afraid I''ll be blind and die unjustly if I''m lucky. Bah! Please! I can''t do without a teleprompter!"


    The audience shouted.


    Shaohua: "ha ha... What do you want to say to the audience?"


    Li Tiezhu: "originally, I sang another song, but I gave it to Justin. He was super invincible. He liked that song. Lao Jia cried when he sang that song. I had to give it to him, so I could only sing this difficult Sutra. He was a bandit and robbed him when he heard a good song."


    Li Tiezhu''s simple routine began.


    Shaohua: "do you have a good relationship with Justin?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! He''s an agent with me, and I''m forced to do business. Lao Jia is unkind. I asked him to help me with my English homework. He said he grew up in France... It''s unreliable."


    After a few more words, the tutor began to comment. No one was a demon. Even yehenara praised him in a regular way.


    However, yehenara and Wang Feng are also a little flustered. Li Tiezhu is openly canvassing Justin again!


    This is the afternoon!


    Boulder and meteor stop loss by eliminating Justin, but Li Tiezhu tries to protect Justin with his golden blessing. This issue is two new songs for him. He Li Tiezhu is going to take people to fight against boulders and meteors!


    Do you accept boulders and meteors?

 Chapter 144

    Next, Zhao Liya and Luo Feiyan sang their own tracks respectively.


    Zhao Liya''s original "Bodhisattva man" pays tribute to Li Qingzhao. Luo Feiyan''s song "different sparks" pays tribute to the eternal brother of Xiangjiang music world and forcibly binds his brother.


    Finally, it was Justin''s turn to play. He was the last, but after the last game, he was no longer timid and introverted.


    Afraid of a hammer!


    Justin keeps in mind Li Tiezhu''s famous words.


    "Thank Tiezhu again. This song is still his original and new song. Thank him for letting me sing it!"


    Justin''s voice trembled.


    The audience are dumbfounded. How much does Li Tiezhu love you? Write you two original songs for a game? Still go to the hard to read Sutra by yourself? To be honest, what''s the matter with you?


    Justin said: "the key word of this game is'' Classics''. Then I think the most classic thing in China for 5000 years is Confucius'' words. What we say, Chinese, is classics! This song is from Li Tiezhu''s original Chinese."


    Applause burst.


    Li Tiezhu''s malpractice! A song "rare words" is not fun, but also a song "Chinese"!


    Yi Xiaomao: the military merit seal is half mine! After all, the shoulder pole is long and the bench is wide


    Justin sings piously. This song is just like what he saw abroad. Watching foreigners learn Chinese, he is proud and proud:


    The shoulder pole is wide and the bench is long. The shoulder pole wants to be tied to the bench


    The shoulder pole is wide and the bench is long. The shoulder pole wants to be tied to the bench


    Marilyn, London, bought a cheongsam for her mother


    Moscow''s Kosky fell in love with beef noodles


    Skin of all colors, hair of all colors


    What you read and say began to be popular in Chinese


    We have practiced English pronunciation and grammar for many years


    In recent years, they have rolled their tongue to learn the changes of going up and down


    Flat tone flat tone


    What a clever Chinese, what a beautiful Chinese


    ¡­¡­


    The whole world is learning Chinese


    Confucius'' words are becoming more and more international


    Chinese is spoken all over the world


    What we say makes the world listen carefully


    ¡­¡­


    What a clever Chinese, what a beautiful Chinese


    A child named Xiao Du went to the street to get vinegar and buy cloth


    After buying cloth and being jealous, I looked back and saw an eagle catching a rabbit


    Put down the cloth, put down the vinegar and go after the eagle and the rabbit


    ¡­¡­


    The whole world is learning Chinese


    Confucius'' words are becoming more and more international


    Chinese is spoken all over the world


    What we say makes the world listen carefully


    In this issue, Justin began to strive to build Chinese feelings under the suggestions and packaging of Li Tiezhu and Zhang Xiaomeng. Of course, he is not pretending. He loves China very much, but he lacks the opportunity to show it.


    Now, the song given by Li Tiezhu makes him achieve his wish smoothly.


    The audience was very satisfied. The barrage in the live broadcast room was less abusive, more support and encouragement, and it was very warm.


    Tutor comments.


    Han Hong and Chen Yisen also appreciate Justin''s, and their words are mostly encouragement and recognition, but yehenara has different opinions.


    Yehenara commented: "... What does the last lyrics mean? What we say makes the world listen carefully? Personally, I don''t think it''s appropriate. We are a peace loving country. You''re a little overbearing. Don''t put your foreigners'' logic on our Chinese heads..."


    Yes, Justin was intoxicated and soon returned to the status of "you foreigners".


    Then came Wang Feng: "the song is good and the singing is OK. But... It has nothing to do with the classics. The whole chapter is full of saliva, and there are tongue twisters. To tell the truth, I can''t accept using tongue twisters to represent the classics of our Chinese culture..."


    Deja vu?


    The treatment that Li Tiezhu received was repeated on Justin again.


    The only difference is that this time, the two mentors can only comment and guide, and do not have the right to vote.


    Justin was very lost, but suddenly remembered Li Tiezhu''s mantra "fear of a hammer". As soon as his brain was hot, he picked up the microphone and said:


    "Thank you for your comments. As you said, what I sing can not represent the Chinese culture in your heart. Similarly, what you said can not represent the voice of the audience. They will have their own evaluation criteria. I believe they will recognize me and recognize me as a Chinese! In order to become a Chinese nationality, I have traveled to and from Paris and the East China Sea 14 times in nine months since I was 18 , I will not hesitate. It only takes 20 minutes to get a French passport, but I despise it! Because I have a pure heart! "


    Witty... And slightly obscene!


    The routine is the routine! Let''s play routine! As if no one would.


    I don''t want to argue with you about whether I can sing Chinese classics. I just want to win sympathy. As a hybrid, I want to be a Chinese.


    Have mercy on me!


    Auntie! I don''t want to try


    So, the final vote came out. Under the forced delay of teacher Hong Bo''s halting Dharma, five minutes later, everyone knew that Li Tiezhu, Luo Feiyan, Zhao Liya and Yi Xiaomao were promoted by the previous four votes respectively.


    Finally, the remaining skills, little Diva Zhang Chaochen and rapper little prince Justin, have an extreme duel.


    The winner: Justin!


    He eliminated Zhang FengChen by a narrow margin of 3 million. The reason for winning is very simple. On the one hand, it is mainly because he sings a new song, and it is also a new song written by Li Tiezhu.


    After promotion, Justin and Li Tiezhu embraced passionately. Li Tiezhu looked calmly at yehenara in the tutor''s seat:


    You bite me again!


    ¡­¡­


    Today, boulders and meteors have only one single seedling, luofeiyan and Yi Xiaomao. On the contrary, penguins shine. It is said that under Li Tiezhu''s envoy, the studio opened by grandpa Zhao Liya will also be attached to penguin.


    This is simply rebellion and usurpation!


    Backstage, the eliminated players are waiting in the backstage hall for post game interviews.


    Cai Xukun lit a cigarette and scolded: "Li Tiezhu, stupid migrant worker! Fuck your uncle... Lao Tzu... What are you doing?"


    Suddenly, a figure stood in front of him.


    Xiao Zhen''s serious face: "please don''t smoke in public. By the way, please don''t scold my brother."


    I added in my heart: let your dog force me to win the first place in the Eastern Division!


    Cai Xukun spits out a cigarette: "are you crazy?"


    Xiao Zhen: "first of all, smoking does great harm to the human body, especially to singers. Secondly, this is a public place, and there are many girls. You are immoral. Finally, as an artist, you should set a good example instead of the opposite. What if the camera catches you? You are very bad."


    Cai Xukun: "I... say your uncle, you are stupid to learn from Li Tiezhu who eats shit..."


    Pop!


    A loud slap in the face.


    Xiao Zhen suddenly felt Li Tiezhu''s happiness. Should he be so happy when he beat my bodyguard and driver? Cai Xukun''s cigarette was knocked out. He was about to get angry. Xiao Zhen slapped him in the back hand again. It''s so easy!


    I really have talent!


    Snap¡ª¡ª


    Then the two men wrestled.


    Xiao town has 0.5 fighting capacity and CAI Xukun has 0.3 fighting capacity. Two vegetable chickens peck each other. Their lethality is limited, but their screams are full of value.


    Xiao Zhen, the discipline committee member of the entertainment circle, vs Cai Xukun, the sports committee member of the entertainment circle, and the rest of the players were stunned.


    (recently, the chairman of a super fund hit the general manager seriously with a hammer. This is a senior business war. If you don''t believe it, you can go to Baidu. Therefore, I don''t have any psychological burden when I write singer backstage fights, ha!)

 Chapter 145

    Cai Xukun went to collect Xiao Zhen''s hair with a sharp voice. Xiao Zhen screamed and hit each other in the abdomen. Li Tiezhu sincerely didn''t deceive me! What other moves are there? Let me see... Oh, yes, knee bump.


    Xiao Zhen raised his knee and went up to the top. However, his bounce was limited. He turned into lifting his Yin leg, and his leg was clamped by the other party''s legs. Cai Xukun unexpectedly gained an advantage. He was also stunned, and then he held Xiao Zhen''s arm and bit it.


    There was no one to fight. Zhou Qian and Zhang Chaochen looked on coldly. Xi Menghan even wanted to go up to catch Xiao Zhen''s face, but she hesitated for fear of being beaten. Finally, she decided to make a video.


    The staff are a little confused. They haven''t encountered such a thing before.


    Finally, Zhou Qian, who was impatient with their shrill cries, separated them without effort and tore them apart one by one.


    Zhou Qian, a small man, was surprised. Was I a Hercules?


    At this time, a staff member came up to appease the two. Cai Xukun was beaten blue with nosebleed around his eyes. Xiao Zhen was better, but he was caught with a blood mark on his neck.


    Xi Menghan immediately sent the video to tiktok, and smiled, Xiao Zhen, I asked you to tear down my desk!


    After the war, Xiao town was still alive.


    He also summed up the experience and lessons. In order to better fight, I want to exercise from tomorrow! Learn from brother Tiezhu!


    The two played like ghosts, and the interview of the eliminated players was cancelled by the director.


    The game is officially over.


    But the contestants can''t go back to their homes yet. They have to go to the top ten fraternity held by the program group. Frankly, it''s the last dinner.


    To reach the top ten of the finals, most of them are talented and resourceful artists. Even if they are eliminated, it will not have a great impact. The program team has always respected the top ten players, at least on the surface.


    Ten contestants came to a restaurant backstage, and the program team had prepared supper dishes.


    Everyone took their seats. Cai Xukun quietly glared at Xiao town.


    Xiao Zhenba airway: "what are you looking at? I''ll smoke in public again. I''ll fight once I see it!"


    Weak chicken is arrogant!


    Kun Kun was angry, but he didn''t dare to talk back.


    Staring at Cai Xukun, Xiao Zhencai whispered to Li Tiezhu about the cause and results of the war, with a little pride.


    Li Tiezhu nodded decisively and appreciated. This guy''s consciousness has improved a lot.


    After a while, director Hong Bo arrived with host Shaohua and four tutors.


    A group of people who secretly stabbed each other with their own ideas were happy and began to enjoy delicious snacks. Whether they had humiliated each other, demolished each other, or had a fight just now, they all seemed very friendly. The atmosphere was once quite harmonious and... Strange.


    In less than half an hour, everyone ate almost and left.


    After all, it''s just a show. What do you want to eat when you go back? Don''t you smell good? Eat here and see the proud faces of those who are promoted? Listen to the hypocritical praise of those tutors? Look at Xiao town who just beat me to play a great Xia?


    The people are almost scattered. Li Tiezhu is packing the dishes that no one has touched.


    "Would you like some?"


    Li Tiezhu asked Yi Xiaomao, who smiled with his mobile phone.


    Yi Xiaomao shook his head decisively, got up, and his steps were a little erratic: "go, brother. Go to play cards, langlig, langlig..."


    Xiao Zhen hasn''t left yet: "I want the dry mixed pork loin and take it back to Godfather."


    Finally, Li Tiezhu and Xiao Zhen walked out of the TV station building together and were naturally stopped by media friends. Some were TV reporters, but more were online media and we media.


    "Xiao Zhen, what you are fighting tiktok in the background is shaking." what do you want to say, Cai Xukun?


    "You have a grudge against him, right? Because he robbed you of the first place in the East China Sea."


    "Are you jealous that he looks better than you?"


    "Are you happy that he was eliminated? So you beat him when you found a chance to revenge him?"


    "Cai Xukun just said you were vulgar and savage. He didn''t want to see things like you. What''s your response?"


    Obviously, the media have interviewed Cai Xukun with dark eyes.


    Xiao town is calm: "The thing is, he smoked in the presence of many girls. I persuaded him, but he didn''t listen and scolded my brother Tiezhu. On impulse, I slapped him in the face. Later, it was supposed to be a fight, but he was too weak, and it seemed that I was beating him unilaterally. For this, I just wanted to say to him, please exercise more, otherwise it would make me very nervous Have a sense of achievement. "


    cowhide!


    Has Xiao town been changed? Your company changed the route for you? Why is the style so fierce?


    "Xi Menghan shot and released the video. Do you think she''s retaliating against you?"


    Xiao Zhen shook her head: "no! I think she did a good job. On the show, I exposed her eyedrops for her good and to make her an honest and upright person. She''s good backstage. She records and publishes the events instead of hiding them. It''s a performance of conscience and responsibility! I praise her! I hope she can start to change her mind and be a good girl from now on!"


    Reporter friends have felt the full malice of Xiao town. Tell you Jill, don''t interview this hypocritical person, let''s interview the real serious person.


    "Hello, Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, I''m fine."


    "I''m glad you can reach the top five of the good voice finals. In addition..."


    "How happy are you?"


    "I''m just happy."


    "Just be happy."


    "Er... What do you think of the beating of CAI Xukun?"


    "What do you think? I didn''t see it at that time. Unfortunately, I''m going to use my mobile phone when I go back."


    "No... I mean, what do you think of this incident?"


    "The view is that smoking is harmful to health."


    "Ha?"


    "Look at Cai Xukun smoking. He can''t even beat Xiao town. Therefore, smoking is harmful to health."


    "Cai Xukun''s eyes are blue, which is a very damaging thing for an idol star. Don''t you think Xiao Zhen is too much?"


    "It''s just a little disfigured. What''s the matter? If it were me, he would be disabled. What can boys say about fighting? Women chirp. What''s the use of being good-looking? It''s not a woman."


    Li Tiezhu is very annoying. Don''t you just fight? As for?


    Then, Li Tiezhu and Xiao Zhen left with their packing boxes in high spirits.


    Li Tiezhu: I won tonight.


    Xiao Zhen: I won tonight, too.


    That night, a shocking scandal broke out on Weibo.


    It wasn''t Cai Xukun who was beaten, Xi Menghan who dropped eye drops, or Xiao Zhen who changed people''s design, but his meow was Li Tiezhu who openly insulted women.


    "Women chirp. What''s the use of being good-looking? It''s not a woman."


    Bitch haw?


    Not a woman?


    Isn''t this a typical belittling of girls?

 Chapter 146

    Li Tiezhu went home to transfer money and went to bed with Xiao Jiu. He didn''t turn on his mobile phone again. Naturally, he didn''t know anything about the storm on his Weibo.


    But Xiao Zhen is different. He has experienced the happiness of being a good man today, which makes him feel good about himself. After giving dry mixed pig kidney to godfather to mend his body, Xiao town went back to his villa with his agent.


    The little maid is going to give Xiao Zhen a mask to peel grapes, as usual.


    Xiao Zhen sternly refused: "no! I have my own hands! A man can''t stretch out his clothes and open his mouth. You''ve worked hard all day. Have a rest."


    "Sir, no, I''m not tired. I''m idle when you''re not at home."


    "No! You''re tired!"


    Wu Yongqiang had to wave to the maid, drive her away, and then look at Xiao town with worry. This guy is not normal recently. Today he is even more outrageous and lost his heart


    Xiao Zhen himself opened the mask packaging, put a mask on the mirror, and stripped himself of an iced grape.


    Then, Xiao Zhen took out his mobile phone and prepared to go to Weibo to personally end up against Cai Xukun and Xi Menghan''s fans. Usually, this kind of event will lead to a curse war among fans.


    The three noes fans of CAI Xukun and Xi Menghan are too brain crippled, illogical, common sense and integrity. They compete with my fans.


    The upright Xiao town is not afraid at all. Let the storm come more fiercely!


    I!


    Justice idol Shaw town.


    To teach you the correct values and aesthetics! Grow up to be useful to the motherland and the people in the future!


    Eh?


    Nobody scolded me?


    Is Cai Xukun cold? What about his supporters and sailors?


    Is Xi Menghan dead? Where''s his brain powder?


    unscientific!


    Are they afraid of my just personality? Or am I so popular recently that they dare not provoke me? It doesn''t make sense. These two are at the same level as me.


    It''s a little hard to finish the great cause of education.


    Wu Yongqiang inexplicably distressed: "Zhenzhen, why don''t we stop playing, okay? It''s a big deal to tear our face with Li Tiezhu!"


    Xiao Zhen wondered, "why tear your face with my brother?"


    Wu Yongqiang said, "why don''t we pretend to be brothers with Li Tiezhu? It''s all my fault that I didn''t do things well! I''ve wronged you. I found that your mental state is wrong recently. Let''s forget it?"


    "What do you mean? Tie Zhu and I are real brothers now. Didn''t you see him speak for me during the interview tonight? He praised me."


    "I... we still have the video of him bullying you last time. It used to be useless, but now Li Tiezhu is more angry than you, and the situation has changed. It''s not that we''re afraid of him, it''s that he''s afraid of us. As long as the video explodes, we''re a scandal, but he won''t turn over forever, so we don''t even..."


    "I deleted the video!"


    "I''m not afraid of him at all, ah? Ah? You..."


    "It was deleted long ago. Moreover, tie Zhu and I are really friendly now. He changed me and beat me back from the wrong road. I should thank him."


    "Are you serious?"


    "Grass! So it is! Zhennima is shameless, these cerebral palsies..."


    Xiao town suddenly looked scary. No wonder the fans of those two families didn''t come to me to play. They all went to spray teacher Tony!


    Several people V scolded Li Tiezhu for insulting women. His words were extremely vicious. Tonight, "Li Tiezhu belittles women" is the only hot spot on Weibo.


    Tony teacher helped Li Tiezhu say a few words and became the target of the fire. Finally, Tony was sprayed with autism and blew himself out of his Weibo.


    Xiao Zhen looked furious... Teacher Tony is not determined to fight. I have to come.


    Update Weibo now:


    "Say a few words about Li Tiezhu tonight! First of all, if there are any fans here, please retreat by yourself. Secondly, my brother Tiezhu''s character and three outlooks are the best, and it is impossible to belittle women. Finally, this is a farce provoked by people with ulterior motives. If you are a little normal, you can understand that Li Tiezhu''s sentence does not have any belittling meaning. The above is great The family is scattered. "


    Clear logic and firm attitude!


    I deserve it!


    Didi didi


    The bib burst!


    "See? He said that our women''s brains are abnormal, men are smart and women are stupid. That''s why men are superior?"


    "Who do you think you are? I really think I''m a big star because I''m short of one?"


    "Take off the powder! I didn''t expect you to be like Xiao town!"


    "Go to hell, scum man."


    "You live in a villa every day, and let the maid put your mask on your feet. You are a scumbag who is under the feet of a woman."


    "Don''t you rely on your godfather to be popular? You can rob women! Do you want anal Tai?"


    "I didn''t expect to be a rabbit. It''s disgusting to be a tough guy here."


    "He doesn''t need too much black material. If you don''t shut up, you''ll burst it out."


    "Xiao Zhen''s family runs a massage shop. Parents pinch people''s feet. Ha ha ha! It''s killing me. This low creature can also be a star? And fans?"


    The town''s eyes are red. I''ll fight you to the end and burn the midnight oil!


    Abandon your mobile phone for a computer, just!


    Wu Yongqiang, are you a fool? Call the Navy for support! How can I do it alone?


    ¡­¡­


    Hengdian, lengba is shivering, shivering with cold when wrapped in a quilt in the hotel in summer, these people... Too ignorant! She looked at those slanders against Li Tiezhu on her mobile phone and couldn''t help sneering.


    migrant worker? Retarded? Ugly? retarded? Maggot? Why? Flammulina velutipes?


    Lengba cut: "brain cripples who haven''t seen the world! Li Tiezhu can scare you to death! What about Flammulina velutipes? It''s a pleasant growth of apricot abalone mushroom. Don''t the cat know?"


    She wanted to scold those people on her microblog, but she counseled at the thought of her strange relationship with Li Tiezhu. She''s not afraid of being sprayed, but if the cat thing is exposed, then... Li Tiezhu will really belittle women!


    But being a cat is a cat''s initiative!


    ¡­¡­


    Kunyang, songzhu''er just arrived at the crew and watched them shoot the nightclub play all night. He brushed that Li Tiezhu was scolded, and the reason was very strange and far fetched. He couldn''t help but backhand and sent a microblog.


    Head of sand carving Chorus: "I think what Li Tiezhu said is OK. Girls should be exquisite, boys should be rough, and Li Tiezhu''s kind of rough. This must be a malicious attack by the Navy invited by some idol stars. They envy Li Tiezhu not only for his talent, but also for his masculinity!"


    Then her Bib was blown up, and all kinds of foul language came out one after another.


    One of the most wonderful comments is: "pines and bamboos are men''s reproductive machines."


    Songzhu''er replied in seconds: "speaking of it, I want to have a baby at the age of 25 and a second child at the age of 30. I''m happy! Please give me a boyfriend! Be rough, don''t be a bitch."


    It is conceivable that those people scolded more fiercely and harshly.


    Songzhuer closed her Weibo and continued to watch the acting. Wow, according to my past experience, will I be scolded for hot search tomorrow?


    Hey, hey, hey... It''s really economical. I songzhuer never spends money. I''m hot on search based on my strength!

 Chapter 147

    In the East China Sea, Zhao Liya, who stayed up late at night to compose music, was also disturbed. Did anyone dare to provoke Li Tiezhu, who had just crossed the golden body? And the angle is so strange and tricky, tut tut


    She is smart and knows a lot with Zhao Tianhua''s circle and contacts. After watching a circle of Weibo scolding after the war, she didn''t hesitate. She ended directly.


    Hot pot is about to stand and eat: "I probably know who is going to make Li Tiezhu. Wait and see."


    Zhao Liya was hit by a barrage of gunfire, but she was always very smart. She quit decisively after tweeting. She didn''t look, ignore or return. After all, among the three little ones, she is the one with the highest IQ.


    At two o''clock, she thought about it and sent a wechat to Li Tiezhu. It''s very short, a person''s name.


    I''d better remind you that Li Tiezhu is too stupid and easy to be told. She will definitely find him.


    ¡­¡­


    Lofeiyan???


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu looked at the wechat sent by Zhao Liya. The monk Zhang Er was confused and sent his personal name in the middle of the night. What''s the matter? Ask back a message.


    "What happened to luofeiyan?"


    "Bib."


    "I didn''t download Weibo. I don''t want to play."


    "I''ll give you a screenshot."


    A few minutes later, Li Tiezhu realized that someone was doing him on his Weibo. It seemed that things were making a lot of trouble. Because of this, he, Tony, Xiaozhen and songzhuer all went on a hot search.


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss, but Zhao Liya was concise and pointed out that the murderer was Luo Feiyan.


    Is it?


    I have no grievances with her... You have no basis to say that someone else did it. Is it a little arbitrary?


    Didi!


    Li Tiezhu''s phone rang. It was Luo Feiyan. He politely left the phone backstage.


    "Hello?"


    "Did you sleep well last night?"


    "Very good."


    "You... Don''t you have insomnia? Don''t you know you are cursed by the whole people?"


    "I don''t brush my neck. I just found out."


    "You are really good... Peace Hotel, private room XXX, waiting for you."


    "I have plans today¡°


    "You have to come! Otherwise, there will be some news about personalised women today."


    The other party didn''t reply for a long time, Luo Feiyan smiled, and the other party agreed to meet, which was good! She hung up the phone and looked back to see a soft Kun on the bed. Luo Feiyan suddenly had some silence.


    I can''t help fighting. It''s only three times. I can''t get out of bed. It''s really boring.


    Think about it carefully. How good would he be if he had a bronze body like Li Tiezhu? I remember seeing Li Tiezhu''s abdominal muscles when threshing in mushroom house. Tut tut


    Wipe off the saliva, make up, change clothes, and prepare to see Li Tiezhu.


    ¡­¡­


    The word materialized female is very strange to Li Tiezhu. He didn''t understand it for a long time until he was a little afraid.


    Did the cat thing get discovered?


    Let''s go. Zhao Liya is so clever.


    At nine o''clock in the morning, Li Tiezhu saw Luo Feiyan in Pinghe hotel. She looked OK and looked a little like a peninsula actress, but her expression was very stiff, like wearing a mask.


    There are only two of them in the luxurious private room.


    Luo Feiyan took off his coat and hung it on the chair, stirring the blue mountain in front of him.


    Li Tiezhu held his big plastic teapot, bowed his head and didn''t dare to look at Luofei smoke. He had a little nausea. Fortunately, he didn''t eat breakfast.


    "The sunshine in the East China Sea is not as good as that in the Xiangjiang River, but it is much better than that in other places. What to eat?"


    "No, you can''t eat it."


    "Hehe... Do I look so good?"


    "No, I have no appetite."


    Luo Feiyan raised his eyebrows, rubbed the huge emerald ring on his left thumb and said:


    "To make a long story short, I want my voice first."


    Li Tiezhu was surprised by the honesty of the other party. It was a little difficult to organize the language to effectively express Cao NIMA for a while.


    Luo Feiyan said again, "it''s actually quite simple. We''re all in the top five. You take the second and I take the first. As for who the third is, let the three dogs bite each other. I don''t care!"


    Li Tiezhu took a sip from the teapot: "is it so direct?"


    Lofeiyan shrugged: "The reason why I don''t mix with the business world is that the entertainment industry is simple! In this circle, everyone''s IQ is not high, and their EQ is worrying. How good! Unlike the business world, it''s hell difficult. So, isn''t it good for us to talk about things like this? Although the air here is not as sweet as American, the fans here are also more stupid. I like the entertainment industry in this country."


    Li Tiezhu was the first time to see such a shameless animal. He was a little shy: "on my birthday on the day of the finals, I want a champion as a gift."


    Luo Feiyan: "fifty million."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t like money."


    "50 million plus me, I don''t sleep in vain, and I earn half a billion."


    "A little too much..."


    "Don''t record secretly. If the recording equipment is turned on within ten meters, the ring will shine."


    "Laugh, I''ll close it now. The ring looks good."


    Luo Feiyan smiled charmingly, untied three shirt buttons and revealed the artificially deepened career line: "are you hungry? Eat me, you can not only get the second best voice, but also your resources will continue in the future, and the whole meteor will support you! Becoming a superstar is just around the corner! Our combination is invincible!"


    Li Tiezhu''s serious face: "you are so immoral!"


    "Ha? I just like your serious appearance. It''s very cute!"


    "In other words, if I don''t give up competing for the first place, you''ll stink me and kill me, and I won''t get the first place, right?"


    "I am also very embarrassed. I have no other choice!"


    "That''s really hard for you."


    "Yes! I also want everyone to be simple, but I don''t win the championship in my own program. Can you take it? It''s unfair."


    "Why do you say I objectify women? I don''t."


    "You are so good! There is no truth in this world. Millions of people say you have it. If you can''t find any real hammer, you can make it up."


    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief. The cat was not found: "Oh, I see. You framed me!"


    Luo Feiyan laughed violently: "Pooh... You are so cute that you are greedy for your sister. It''s so hot! Aren''t you hot?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head seriously.


    She unbuttoned another button and leaned forward.


    A leg in silk stockings stretched out from under the table, stepped on Li Tiezhu''s thigh and climbed up all the way.


    Luo Feiyan stared at Li Tiezhu, who frowned.


    "I refuse."


    Li Tiezhu got up and left. He came just to see if the cat was found. Now he has got the answer.


    Luo Feiyan retracted his legs and winked: "don''t give me the answer too early. The game has just begun. I hope you keep this tough attitude - the longer it lasts, the better!"


    Li Tiezhu left, luofeiyan continued to drink coffee, leisurely and naturally.


    A foreign old man with a hooked nose, thin lips and meticulously combed silver hair came in, and his Chinese was quite fluent: "Miss, let him go? Will it continue on the Weibo side?"


    Luo Feiyan''s clothes don''t buckle: "of course, go on. It''s fun to try the hardness of the golden body. It''s fun to fight with the sky. Peter, you know I like dogs, but I''m tired of raising little wolf dogs and milk dogs. Suddenly I want to try to domesticate a real hungry wolf into a dog. It should be very interesting."


    Hook nose: "it costs a lot of money."


    Luo Feiyan: "am I short of money? What I lack is a wolf! A genius who can sweep the music circle with a meteor. If the wolf can''t be used by me in the end, it''s better to kill it, eat meat and peel it."

 Chapter 148

    Li Tiezhu left the hotel, got on a black car and went to dianling game company.


    "You are not on the same level as her. You are a player, and she has received meteors from her father. Her energy is no less than that of penguin culture, and we are just a small part of penguin culture - an artist in the music department. The resources we can mobilize are very limited!"


    In the car, agent Zhang Xiaomeng was a little depressed.


    Li Tiezhu ate steamed stuffed buns for himself.


    Zhang Xiaomeng stroked her beard and said, "is there any other way to reconcile with her? She takes the first, we take the second, and the well water doesn''t invade the river?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you ask me? I want to know what I want your agent to do?"


    "Well... Let me think, let me think again."


    "I don''t quite understand this circle, but I don''t understand. Why should I reconcile? If I don''t accept softness, she can really stink me? It can really make me lose the championship?"


    "I don''t understand, but I don''t think she''s bluffing."


    "Those Weibo smears are too deliberate. People with a little IQ won''t believe them, such as me. How can they be effective?"


    "Yes! And you are now protected by gold..."


    Obviously, neither of them was aware of the seriousness of the situation and was a little confused. After all, both were straight men of steel.


    Under the leadership of the staff, Zhang Xiaomeng and Li Tiezhu came to a high-rise E-sports hall. Zhang Xiaomeng and the staff went to the other side to have a rest and asked Li Tiezhu to meet the guys who had been waiting for a long time.


    "I heard that someone wants to eat my Tianba? Who is so bold? It''s lawless. Don''t pay attention to me!"


    A slightly mellow and greasy man stood at the door, laughing very cheap.


    Next to him, the beautiful man arched the fire and said, "I don''t just pay attention to it. It''s like beating your face as an ass! Pa Pa!"


    The greasy man broke his kung fu in an instant, raised his legs and kicked: "go away! Which end are you standing on, fawn?"


    Li Tiezhu stepped forward quickly and bowed slightly: "Hello, brother Chi, Hello, brother hanigo."


    Now Li Tiezhu is not so dull, nor is he a pure Xiaobai who has just made his debut. At least he knows that these two coffee men are very high, and he is really flattered to meet him at the door.


    Luhani said, "iron pillar, go, go in and try a new game. I''ve played it. Thieves have fun!"


    Chen Chichi propped up her waist with one hand and moved slowly: "you two wait for the elderly! Do you have a sense of public morality?"


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Chi Chi, what''s wrong with your waist?"


    Luhani laughed: "he went to the bathroom, slipped down from the toilet and twisted his waist. With a click, I heard it outside. Ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know orthopedics! My old man taught me. Brother Chi Chi, do you want to know?"


    Chen Chichi: "I don''t want to know. I just stick a plaster."


    Li Tiezhu had some regrets, so he had to hold him to the rest area with Luhani.


    In the rest area, a man was drinking tea and a man was smoking cigars. I''m afraid I wouldn''t dare beat Xiao Zhen, the idol of justice, even if he was here.


    Li Tiezhu was slightly stunned.


    The enemy is particularly jealous when they meet!


    Chen Chichi sat down and was about to introduce. The cigar smoking man preempted the yin-yang strange airway: "yo! International superstar aenpera Li, please sit down! Let me introduce you. This is Lin. Lin, this is the famous composer genius and the king of divine music, Li Tiezhu."


    "Hello, I''ve heard a lot about you!"


    LiMou and Li Tiezhu shook hands in a circle. Don''t I deserve a name?


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, I''ve watched your TV since I was a child."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu doesn''t know Lin at all, but blind guess is a famous actor.


    Chen Chichi eyebrows a pick: "Wang Dashao and iron pillar know?"


    Wang Dashao: "I''ve been lucky to meet you once in my life."


    Li Tiezhu nodded after him. He had seen him once. Last time, he almost ran after him and beat him. He was stopped by the cat.


    Lin''s eyes turned disorderly. He was so excited that he rubbed his hands and robbed his wife''s hatred! Although I don''t know which wife it is, let''s see how Wang Dashao and Li Tiezhu fight!


    Chen Chichi danced and danced: "iron pillar, let them listen to the demo. I''ve heard it in advance, but they haven''t heard it yet. The song is called" dreaming back to the Three Kingdoms ". It''s like... Tianba moving Ba TUA! You must be overbearing!"


    Luhani looked forward to it. Lin was still waiting for Wang Dashao to make a move. Wang Dashao put out his cigar and motioned Li Tiezhu to sing.


    Li Tiezhu opened the plate and released the demo.


    This music is a game from another world. It is also a game of the Three Kingdoms. The music is called the annals of the Three Kingdoms, but Li Tiezhu changed its name to dream back to the Three Kingdoms, which is more in line with the game of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms.


    The music sounded slowly, sometimes beautiful and melodious, sometimes magnificent, sometimes solemn and stirring, sometimes ethereal and graceful


    The time is not long, two minutes, but the quality is excellent.


    The combination of Chinese classical instruments and Western orchestral music, ancient wind music meets symphony, beautiful and magnificent, classical and fashionable.


    Luhani, the king of support, directly opened the silly roe deer mode:


    "Whoa! Whoa! Awesome! Too strong! Whoa! Whoa... Put it on the login interface and it''s this one as soon as you open the game! Absolutely fried!"


    Lin''s eyes are bright and pleasant to hear. Then he looks at Wang Dashao, who has a "blood feud". Don''t let me down. I want to eat melons.


    Wang Dashao: "good! Let''s leave the contract signing to the agent. We''re here to try the game today. Let''s go and play together. Director Zhou didn''t come, otherwise we could 3v3."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? I can''t play games."


    Wang Dashao: "it''s all right. I called my girlfriend. Still 3v3, she not only can''t play, but also has a bad brain."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not good either. Then teach me."


    Lin stared at the dog. Is it over? What about the agreed hatred of taking his wife? Wang Dashao, don''t let your brother look down on you! You can even fight with him face to face. What are you afraid of? Brother, call an ambulance for you!


    Come to the game table and sit down. There is a large screen mobile phone in front of everyone.


    Luhani is teaching Li Tiezhu a novice tutorial. He laughs crazy. Li Tiezhu doesn''t even know which one he is. He can''t operate with the hint.


    A beautiful woman with no recognition sat next to Wang Dashao to learn to play and looked at Li Tiezhu from time to time.


    Wang Dashao said, "what do you think of him? Is he very attractive?"


    The beauty said, "of course! He is talented, has a good figure, and is certainly charming. Unlike you, he only has money."


    Wang Dashao frowned: "it makes sense..."


    Lin stretched out his dog''s head: "really don''t beat him? It''s OK to scold him."


    Wang Dashao shook his head: "I can''t beat him. Let''s kill him several times in the game? We''ll be happy to see him once and kill him once."


    Lin Mou: "elder brother, are you too unpromising?"


    Wang Dashao said righteously, "promising? I''m such a rich second generation who eats and waits to die. How can I have that thing? Are you blind?"


    The beauty said: "yes, do you have any misunderstanding about my husband?"


    Lin Mou: "


    Wang Dashao is well informed. Anyway, someone will clean up Li Tiezhu. I''ll eat melons!


    Over there, Luhani smiled and spitted: "puha ha... Iron pillar, you have been killed five times by the defense tower. Are you color blind? The red tower is the other party''s tower."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know red is the enemy! But I don''t know that every time there are little archers in the tower. Can you go in and kill him? Shoot hidden arrows! Insidious!"


    Luhani: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi wiped the sweat: "Tiezhu, you make me suddenly very nervous. I bet a luxurious hot pot with Wang Dashao."

 Chapter 149

    (updated at 13:14! Add a chapter first, and then add the rest. There are also book friends such as nuclear whale, unyielding submarine, little shark in front, Chen CHENFENG, etc. thank you! Add a chapter for you after you go on the shelf)


    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu was able to shoot a group of first-class monsters with Huang Zhong, and successfully passed the man-machine bureau with the balance data of 0 kill, 0 death and 0 assist.


    His confidence soared and he began the first round of the official competition with them.


    A little excited.


    Although there is only no trial version of music, the image quality and experience of the game are still very excellent. The character design is very exaggerated, but it also has a strong Chinese style.


    Zhang Liao can turn into a bird man. Xu Chu is a wild boar. Big Joe''s thighs are particularly white. Um... Lv Bu''s Fang Tian painted halberd is really huge, and it''s quite domineering.


    Speaking of, this game is suspected of copying foreign game multi tower, but it also has its own characteristics.


    For example, the hero in the game generates each other and overcomes each other. Liu Bei is most afraid of Lu Xun''s skill of burning Lianying, which is double damage to him. Hua Xiong, Wen Chou, Yan Liang and Yu Jian are most afraid of Guan Yu''s cutting, Guan Yu is also afraid of Lu Xun, and Xia Houyuan is afraid of Huang Zhong. The three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang can trigger bonus damage together, unless it is Lv Bu opposite. Zhou Yu and Huang Gai can use the passive skill of burning the red cliff. Lv Bu can stab Dong Zhuo on the back, which gives a 5% mortal chance of an ordinary attack... When Diao Chan meets Dong Zhuo, Dong Pang''s head glows green.


    Of course, these Li Tiezhu don''t understand. He can only kill small soldiers.


    In the first game, Li Tiezhu was seen by Cao Hong of Wang Dashao and rode once. In the first five minutes, he killed 9, killed 0, assisted 0, and made up 2 soldiers. Then, at Chen Chichi''s suggestion, Li Tiezhu went to play wild in the wild area. The game experience was much better. In addition to being killed once by wild monsters, he was only killed four times by Cao Hong.


    In the first inning, Chen Chichi''s team lost completely.


    In the second inning, Li Tiezhu chose Zhao Zilong, who looked like brother Yao. He jumped around with his skills and died 24 times with a wave. Luhani''s record of 15-1-5 was also unable to turn over, and his eyes looked at Li Tiezhu with deep resentment.


    During the break, Li Tiezhu was still studying the game and was killed dozens of times by Wang Dashao. He was unhappy.


    He looked at the skill introduction of various heroes, looked and looked, and finally found a disgusting -- Xu Chu. After careful study and judgment, I looked at the strategies given by the professional players who had tried. Xu Chu''s loading route and playing method were suddenly enlightened.


    In the third inning, seeing that Wang Dashao chose Cao Hong again, Li Tiezhu decisively chose Xu Chu.


    At the beginning, Li Tiezhu ordered his anti injury skills to fight in the wild. After level 4, he went to seduce under the tower. Wang Dashao directly rode his face and lost half of his blood to each other. A after a few times, I found that Xu Chu''s goods hurt terror. Both of them were disabled. Cao Hong was a little empty and wanted to withdraw. At this time, Xu Chu sat down and beat two punches for a second, followed by a collision, losing 300 points of blood to each other.


    After Cao Hong''s tragic death, Xu Chu returned to the city with his blood and lit a dog tag next to Cao Hong''s body.


    Wang Dashao was angry and asked Lin to catch Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was badly abused, but... Silk blood issued collision skills, reduced 300 points of blood to each other and committed suicide.


    Li Tiezhu committed suicide. The other party couldn''t get the money, so Chen Chichi and Luhani took off and finally won the last game to save face.


    In this game, Li Tiezhu died 9 times, committed suicide 7 times, once at the hands of wild monsters and once at the hands of Lin. Wang Dashao was killed by Li Tiezhu three times, and his eyes turned white with anger.


    No way. This is a new game. Everyone is not familiar with it. The technical advantage is not obvious.


    After playing three games, Li Tiezhu''s fingers were sour and finally reached the rice point.


    The two senior executives of dianling also went to eat hot pot. Li Tiezhu realized that dianling was the main company, but Wang Dashao, Zhou Dong, Chen Chichi and Lu Hani all invested money. It was amazing that it was the idea of Wang Dashao and Zhou Dong to let him compose music. They generally believe that computer games are more playable, but mobile games are the general trend. Many young people only have smartphones without computers.


    During the dinner, we had an in-depth discussion on the experience of the game. In addition to Li Tiezhu, these are also game experts in the entertainment industry, and can put forward a lot of opinions.


    They talked for a long time and finally asked Li Tiezhu.


    "I don''t understand. I don''t play games at ordinary times, although I killed Wang Dashao three times..."


    Li Tiezhu hesitated.


    Wang Dashao suddenly lost his appetite and looked at Lin. Lin''s eyes indicated that you should hit him. Wang Dashao was calm and had better eat.


    Li Tiezhu thought and said: "I''ll just say it casually. Don''t laugh if I''m wrong. I think we play the game every two or three minutes. It''s dark every day and night. Can we change the way? For example, the four seasons of the year? Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the change of vegetation, the freezing of river water? Because I just thought of the sprout of spring, the march of summer, the abundance of autumn and winter when I wanted to play the game music recently The silence of the war is also in line with the law of war during the Three Kingdoms period. Attack in summer, grab food on the way, and retreat in winter. I don''t know if I can use it. I''ll say so! "


    In fact, Li Tiezhu has these four songs in his purchase list. In order to use them, he can only try his best to win them and talk nonsense.


    The two leaders looked at each other and felt it was reasonable.


    Luhani said, "we copy the design of day and night... Well, learn from the multi tower? I think it''s good to change it all the year round. Soldiers can change their clothes according to the season."


    Chen Chichi: "shallow! After the river freezes in winter, the power of water war heroes decreases. When the water rises in summer, the power of water war heroes increases. This is more interesting."


    Wang Dashao: "it''s best to design several hibernating wild monsters to walk away after being woken up and double their attack power."


    Lin Mou: "spring! When playing wild in spring, disturbing the mating of wild monsters will triple their attack power!"


    A group of people immediately looked at him, he~tui~


    Lin said, "when I didn''t say it."


    A person in charge: "it''s not difficult to change the map picture all year round, but the rise and fall of hero ability need to be corrected one by one. It doesn''t matter. It''s time. We also think it''s more interesting to change to four seasons. Let''s go back and try."


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu hesitated and stopped Wang Dashao in front of the luxury car.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t pester teacher lengba anymore. She doesn''t like you."


    Wang Dashao said, "lengba? Why am I looking for her? I haven''t looked for her recently."


    Li Tiezhu: "look, you are really dishonest."


    "What''s my sincerity? I bet my brothers that I''ll get her in three months. It expired at the end of last month. I lost. Why are you looking for her? She''s not my type."


    "Ah?"


    "What''s the matter? Bet on a set of out of print Saint fighter pictures! Can I not be excited?"


    "You chase lengba for this? Shameless!"


    "What else? I''m stupid? Find a net celebrity like my current girlfriend, who has no status, no career, no brain, and revolves around me every day. Aren''t you happy?"


    "Then I misunderstood you. I thought that if you harass her again, I''ll put you in a sack."


    "I can''t set it. I always take bodyguards when I go out."


    "Oh!"


    "Let me ask! Li Tiezhu, do you know... What is * * *?"


    "What fashion is it? I don''t study fashion."


    "OK, we don''t have a grudge. Don''t think about putting my sack in the future."


    Wang Dashao smiled and solved the case.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know what she had in her hand. That woman used Li Tiezhu as a shield last time. I wasn''t indirectly afforested.


    But I still hate you!


    How dare you kill me three times and show your dog tag?


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    PS: summary of weekly rewards


    Puppet: Thank PS people for their 100000 reward!! Thank the little shark in front for 13000 points! Thanks for the 12500 reward! Thank Chen Feng for 9000 points! Thank you HB for removing the membrane. For 4000 points of reward! Thank you for 888 points of the first hammer stone from normal to abnormal! Thank you for making 500 points! Thank you for your 500 reward of 2020090420907374! Thank nans2002 for 1500 points! Thanks to sevenshang''s 100 points reward! Thanks for the 500 points reward! Thank you for your 500 points reward of 160330145803458! Thank you for your 500 points reward! Thank you for being a man and giving a reward of 200 points as Trinket! Thanks for the red bean Chihuahua 500 reward! Thank you for setting 500 points for simple people! Thank you for Mo dance at 500 points under the moon! Thank them for saying I''m great, 600 points reward! Thank Blue Star survivors for their 100 bonus! Thank you for watching the tide in the bamboo sea at 1500 points! Thank you for the 1700 reward of toothpick sword demon hamster! Thanks for the 100 points reward of 0932! Thank you for your reward! Thank your beloved beauty for 500 points! Thank you very much, but 1500 points reward! Thanks for Xiao Chen''s 500 points reward! Thank you for your 1500 points reward! Thank you for your 100 points reward! Thank you for covering the sky with one hand and giving a reward of 100 points! Thank you for your 500 reward! Thank you! 500 bonus points! Thank you for your 100 points reward on 20181108082146349! Thank you for your 100 points reward of 2019120723345700! Thank you, my card owner, 100 points reward! Thanks for the subtle and mysterious 1500 points reward!


    At the same time, thank you for your monthly tickets! Thank you. Many book friends come to vote for the monthly ticket with special rewards. I really have a heart!


    There are many people who vote silently every day!


    thank you!


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    Songzhu''er: thanks for the 100 points reward of rice kernel! Thank you for a three page paper with 100 points! Thanks for the toothpick sword demon hamster 100 points reward! Thank you for your reward of 20181122220146743100 points! Thank brother Dong for his love, 500 points reward! Thank you for half a cigarette / db1000 points!


    Zhao Liya: thanks for the coke 500 reward in 82! The rabbit finally got a reward


    Tiezhu: Thank Chenchen for 100 points! Reward me? I''ll knock one for you. Happy birthday! Is there always a book friend''s birthday today?

 Chapter 150

    Wang Dashao is open-minded. Li Tiezhu is ignorant. Such people... Are not as good as animals! It''s just that I harass other girls because of a bet. They''re not interested. Are you interested?


    Wang Dashao: "what are you looking at? Haven''t you seen the scum man?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have little knowledge."


    "Come and add a wechat. Don''t contact me when you have something to do. You can come to me when you''re free."


    "You sweep me. Are you sure you won''t harass Mr. lengba?"


    "Then I don''t promise. What if I gamble next time, but it won''t be her every time? I, Wang Cong, is blind. All my girlfriends look the same. Who am I looking for? Why hang from a tree?"


    "I''m also face blind. I don''t know that Lin at all. I just said I''d seen him act..."


    "Ha ha... Fate! I think everyone looks like Lin. except you, you really have characteristics..."


    "I''m flattered. You''re also very imaginative."


    "OK, just make the music of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. I won''t target you! I''m right, but I won''t bully good people. I have integrity."


    "Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu found that the rich second generation was quite good.


    Wang Dashao got into the car and said, "let''s go. Be careful yourself. The road ahead is uneven."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and looked. There is a straight Avenue. The infrastructure construction in the East China Sea is very good. The road is well repaired. Where is it uneven?


    Then, Li Tiezhu''s car also came.


    He is now the number one in the penguin culture and music department. He is assigned to a black car that can be used in the East China Sea. Moreover, Zhang Xiaomeng said that after Li Tiezhu''s competition, the company will also provide him with a car and driver in Shudu.


    Li Tiezhu was so happy that he called the old man and Aunt Liu to buy vegetables. Anyway, the oil expense was reimbursed by the company.


    If you can rub it, you can rub it, because... Li Tiezhu can only get 10 million plus a small change after signing the 20 million contract today. In addition to tax, the company and the broker will receive 20% commission respectively.


    It hurt a little, but the cat told Li Tiezhu that he was lucky enough. Penguin was in urgent need of music stars and the contract for Li Tiezhu was very generous. Not only the copyright belongs to individuals, but also companies and brokers mention less, and other companies are more black.


    Even the cat can only take 50%. Sister MI has a big appetite.


    When Li Tiezhu was playing the game, Zhang Xiaomeng asked the top management of the company about Luo Feiyan. The answer was still firm: fully support Li Tiezhu and carry boulders and meteors.


    The company promoted Zhang Xiaomeng to the top three. He and Li Tiezhu each increased their commission by 5%, and the company made profits.


    Zhao Liya''s studio has almost talked with penguin and is about to sign a cooperation agreement. It''s barely penguin''s artist.


    In the car, Li Tiezhu received a call from the good voice program group.


    "What? Give me a holiday? HMM... OK, I see."


    Li Tiezhu hung up and thought deeply.


    Zhang Xiaomeng nodded in his heart: "what''s the situation?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "the program said that the event on Weibo last night was still very hot and had a growing trend. Therefore, the program asked me not to go to super training camp this Wednesday." , he went directly to the game on Saturday. In addition, he told me the key words of next week in advance on the phone and asked me to write songs well. He also said that this is for cold treatment, to protect me, and the external excuse is that I have to deal with my studies. "


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "it''s Luo Feiyan. It will make you less exposure a week before the game, and..."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "it doesn''t matter! I''ll win the championship. Because of this keyword, it... Stings again."


    "What is it?"


    "Guess."


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    When there was no one, Li Tiezhu called the cat again and told her about Wang Dashao.


    Lengba''s heart is mixed. She says it''s hard. Wang Dashao doesn''t bother her anymore. She says she''s happy. She has become the object of other people''s bet. The bet is still a set of pictures. She''s really not happy.


    In order to avoid you, I have been treated as a cat. As a result... That''s it?


    In the afternoon, the restless Li Tiezhu flew to Kunyang. This time, it was not a discount ticket, because it was booked by the crew of "in full bloom" - first class.


    Li Tiezhu''s plays are few and can be finished in two or three days.


    Therefore, after the holiday, he contacted Xu Shanzheng. The other party was also upright. He didn''t refuse because of the recent storm and called Li Tiezhu directly.


    Zhang Xiaomeng also found a newly graduated assistant for Li Tiezhu. At present, she is responsible for taking care of Xiao Jiu. This is the card face of brother penguin.


    On the plane, after Li Tiezhu signed a group photo for several passengers, he still made a demo with a tablet and headphones. When he was ready, he should quickly pass it to Zhang Xiaomeng of the East China Sea for recording.


    The key word of this issue - dream.


    Of course, you can''t sing "chasing a dream and a child''s heart", even if it fits very well. Li Tiezhu bought a nice special song from the system, and then there was no response. First make this one, and then other songs can only be bought.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 28 points. (buy a special song and consume 1 point)


    Music Achievement: 254 points.


    Variety achievements: 262 points.


    Film and television achievements: 5 points.


    Tiktok: 25 million 410 thousand. (after the Weibo incident, millions fell)


    Cat domestication: 25%.


    No one is eliminated in the finals, but there are three singing rounds. In the first round of qualifying, the second round competes for the top three and the third round competes for the championship. Finally, there is another round of thank you singing. Of course, you can sing freely this round.


    The demo was finished and the plane landed.


    Li Tiezhu opened the Internet, sent the demo to Zhang Xiaomeng, and then got off the plane slowly.


    The one who came to pick up the plane was songzhu''er, who volunteered. When she saw Li Tiezhu, she was flying. It was Li Tiezhu''s backpack, not a person, looking for food. Li Tiezhu did bring her a lot of food. She chewed beef jerky and took Li Tiezhu to the small town where the crew was located.


    Click! Click! Click!


    "Be intimate! Don''t be shy..."


    "Spicy claw, watch like this!"


    "It''s Nezha. What are you hiding from? I''m not afraid of a girl! Come here!"


    After getting on the bus, songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu took several photos face to face, and then began to send a Weibo:


    "I''m looking forward to you at last. I''m so greedy for filming and eating boxed meals these days! Now I can improve the food! Ho ho ho ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "you were scolded last night. You don''t have a long memory? You took a picture with me and sent a Weibo. Don''t you think you were scolded hard enough?"


    Songzhu''er closed his neck and looked innocent: "yes! Why should he be scolded for hot search? Mr. Xiao town and Mr. Tony are higher than me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Songzhu''er waved his small fist: "I don''t accept it! I''m a hot search for tomorrow! I hope to rank higher."


    "Spicy claw, you''re not honest."


    "It''s Nezha. Of course it''s dishonest. My pine bamboo son is hypocritical!"


    "One is a little exposed. Delete it."


    "I deliberately pulled down my collar to let them provide some suitable excuses."


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    PS: I''m sure. It''s on the shelves next Friday, and it''s going to explode 20 chapters!!!

 Chapter 151

    Songzhuer sent out the microblog at 4:30 p.m. and it was on fire in only ten minutes.


    Sure enough, a lot of people sprayed the picture under songzhuer''s scarf, saying that it was upside down, the bus, the debt, and so on, and they were all women. It is just that a group of fighters fighting for women''s dignity are attacking another woman with insulting words.


    Some people even took songzhuer''s act of publicly exposing a photo with Li Tiezhu as a provocation to the majority of women and threatened to scold her out of the entertainment circle.


    Oh!


    Look down on the thickness of Songzhu''s face!


    Songzhu''er didn''t read the comments. Happily, he and Li Tiezhu took a bus to a rice noodle shop.


    "Didn''t you say to go to the crew?"


    "Ah! It takes more than two hours to drive in that small town. Let''s eat first. The boxed lunch of the crew is really terrible!"


    "You can choose to open a small stove. Just spend your own money."


    "In this way, there will be no friends. Big guys eat boxed lunch. How can an old artist like me be privileged? I only did it once when I wanted to go on a hot search last time."


    "Spicy claw, you are so clever!"


    "It''s Nezha! This rice noodle shop across the bridge is a net red shop. We''ll take a picture and clock in later."


    Click!


    "Why are you holding my neck?"


    "Take photos!"


    At 5:10, songzhuer sent out another steaming scarf:


    "The rice noodles across the bridge are really delicious, but it depends on who you eat with! Eat with Li Tiezhu, thief Xiang! He has made two bowls of large portions!"


    Nima, this is a crime against the wind!


    How long has it been? Another one? Still around your neck? You are against all women! Kill yourself!


    Then, songzhuer took Li Tiezhu to taste some snacks such as bacon roast square, bean flour, egg fire milk cake, wash sand cold cake, and bought a lot of snacks to pack and take back to the crew.


    It''s rare for opera farmers to go to the city!


    By six o''clock, when she returned to the car again, songzhuer sent three more bibs, and the last one was Li Tiezhu carrying her picture.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the scenery speeding by outside the window and said gratefully, "thank you. I know you want to help me. But you don''t have to be so cruel. What if there is an affair?"


    Songzhu''er is eating mung bean cake and brushing her mobile phone: "ah? Why do you have such a misunderstanding? I just see your heat is high and simply rub your heat. If there is a scandal... I personally look forward to it..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "Hey! That''s right. I still want to deal with it cold. You''re hot again! You jump on my back."


    "Did I get heavier?"


    "It''s a little heavier than the last mushroom house, and its face is a little round."


    "That''s good. I want to show my legs and waist in this movie. I can''t be too thin. I want meat to look good."


    "Did you shoot your play?"


    "No, it won''t be taken until next week. I''ll come first. Otherwise, I''ll go to school. It''s too boring."


    "If you don''t study culture well, what about the college entrance examination?"


    "I can pass 100% in both Chinese and foreign languages. What are you afraid of? Anyway, Nortel''s admission line is more than 300 points."


    "Awesome."


    "Oh! Apple flavor? Oh? You still bring this when you''re filming? Yes!"


    "Cough! Give it to me. Yi Xiaomao gave it to me. Don''t look through my bag. I''ll give you all the snacks."


    "Have you been there? With whom? How do you feel?"


    "I don''t, I''m not. Don''t talk nonsense!"


    "Stingy! We don''t know how to share experience... We are serious psychopaths! We are our own people."


    Songzhu''er was suddenly a little jealous of Li Tiezhu. He had experienced ups and downs at a young age. Unlike himself, he didn''t even have a serious suitor, and double sports were far from expected.


    Why?


    Why!


    Her brain circuit is special. She always thought it was her own problem. I didn''t think she was too popular. Ordinary boys didn''t dare to chase her at all.


    [Ding! Neuropathy combination triggers a special song. Do you want to buy it?]


    Buy!


    Li Tiezhu began to be silent and studied the newly bought song in his head. Well... It''s useless. It doesn''t fit the word "dream", and even it''s a little difficult to sing seriously.


    Lost, lost!


    There''s no way. You can''t audition for special songs.


    Then, Li Tiezhu began to take out flat-panel arrangers and bought them all. We can''t waste them.


    Songzhuer ate and fell asleep. His head rested on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and began to drool. Li Tiezhu wiped and wiped again.


    In the small town, before songzhu''er woke up, Li Tiezhu loudly released the just made demo. The sharp electronic sound effect really woke songzhu''er up.


    She rubbed her eyes and said in surprise, "new song? I like this song. It''s sand sculpture as soon as I hear it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s for you. It''s called the song of neuropathy. We''ll sing and record it when we''re free. This is our team song!"


    Songzhuer nodded again and again, "OK, OK! Sing for me."


    Li Tiezhu replayed the demo and sang along: "one day when I was free, I asked spicy claw to tell a joke. The cargo opened his mouth and began to laugh before he spoke. Eerie hahaha, eerie hahaha..."


    Songzhu''er clapped wildly: "Li Tiezhu, Niu PI! I love you!"


    The driver''s ears were almost lame: "two teachers, the crew has arrived. Don''t you get off?"


    Take the magic power!


    Songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu got out of the car and talked about the new song while walking. It was very warm.


    When he came to the crew, Xu Shanzheng introduced director Ning Shitou and several leading stars to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu greeted the teacher one by one, took out the packaged snacks and distributed them to the people.


    Xu Shanzheng stared at Pine and bamboo, and his head widened again: "your scarf..."


    The people on the Weibo have even scolded the "heart flower road release". It''s strange that they should write "beauty hunting trip" on the encyclopedia to catch up with the wave and not be sprayed.


    Songzhu''er smiled brightly: "Hey, hey, you''re welcome! I should go to the hot search to advertise the crew! Depending on the effect, this hot search should last for two days. If the song of neuropathy goes well, it may be extended for two days."


    Xu Shanzheng: "who is polite to you? I''m so angry."


    Ning Shitou also smiled bitterly: "well, who''s to blame for the actor you''re looking for? Anyway, we''re new year''s day, and there are still a few months to go, which has little impact."


    Xu Shan scratched his head. It was the first time I saw her in the mushroom house. How did I know she still had this ability?


    Fang Bo said to Li Tiezhu, "it''s all right. It''s just a group of online sprays. It''ll be all right in a few days. Follow everyone to learn acting well. Are you ready for the art test?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I want to try Nortel Chinese opera. After all, my cultural achievements are too poor."


    Songzhu''er patted his chest: "I''m covering you! Next year, my sister will take you to the exam, and I can teach you acting at ordinary times."


    Xu Shanzheng: "you stay away from him. He''s not miserable enough now. He''s been hacked by his mentor and netizens."


    Matsushita: "I know he''s been hacked, so friends can''t stand by and help him fight to the end!"


    Xu Shan said, "my head weighs ten kilograms now!"


    Songzhuer wondered, "how did you weigh it?"

 Chapter 152

    Songzhuer searched with her mobile phone. The adult pig''s head is generally no less than 12 kilograms, and suddenly realized. No wonder Mr. Xu Bajie''s head is as big as a fight.


    The crew is still shooting a nightclub play tonight. It''s the last scene. Avatar chases people.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer didn''t have anything to do with the play. They just watched the excitement. Songzhuer''s teacher is very competent. As long as the director calls the card, he will bang bang bang to Li Tiezhu to analyze the teachers'' acting skills and theoretical knowledge one by one. Li Tiezhu''s eyes shine with gold stars.


    Ning Dao is very demanding. Avatar and other actors often ng talk about drama. Even Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo are instructed to obey.


    Li Tiezhu''s scalp was numb: "it''s not bad to play so well? Is the director a novice? Director Gao''s filming is silky. There aren''t so many ng people besides being stuck by me several times."


    Songzhuer said, "it''s a TV play. Although it''s also a high-cost production, it can''t be compared with the film. Moreover, the director is stingy. You should keep your voice down when you say bad things about him..."


    Over there, Ning Dao is guiding Avatar: "don''t be too emotional. Stop acting... Songzhuer, say it again!"


    Matsushita: "the director is a cow. Li Tiezhu, you are not allowed to speak ill of him. Be polite."


    Li Tiezhu: "he didn''t hear what I said, only what you said."


    The crowd burst into laughter. Songzhuer is a living treasure. Now add a Li Tiezhu and become a pair of living treasures.


    Ning Dao cried and laughed: "bamboo son, you take Li Tiezhu back to the hostel and recite your lines. Don''t read them here. You''re crazy to instill Li Tiezhu with this pile of wrong knowledge. Don''t take other actors too far!"


    Matsushita: "Li Tiezhu just said ''I NIMA'', do you still need to recite?"


    "I mean your lines, mainly your dialect accent. Practice them for me. If you can''t, I''ll play it for another person."


    "I asked Tiezhu to buy you snacks and bribe you. You can''t change people."


    "Go, go..."


    "Tie Zhu, go with my sister and go back to the script. I''ll analyze your role for you."


    "Spicy claw, you went backwards. The door is over there."


    "I told you it was Nezha. I''ll take some snacks back. Aren''t you hungry?"


    "Hungry!"


    Instead of choosing a hotel, the crew chose a B & B, which is cheap and spacious. This B & B is a one room, one living room pattern. It is not high-grade, but it has a sense of life. There is even a refrigerator and kitchen.


    Back to the B & B, Li Tiezhu, who knew nothing, was taught a lot of advanced theories by songzhuer. Li Tiezhu didn''t remember at all.


    The next day, Monday.


    Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning, but he and songzhu''er were refused by Ning Dao to go to the scene for fear that the two living treasures would delay the shooting progress. They went to the recording group, got recording equipment, connected computers and tablets, and began recording songs.


    The recording teachers were still watching at first, but they soon retreated.


    In the morning, I finally recorded the song of neuropathy, and the rest was tuning.


    At noon, Li Tiezhu cooked braised meat and fish flavored eggplant in the kitchen of the B & B, plus a jadeite white jade soup.


    "Ha ha! It''s really me! I finally pressed Li Tiezhu to be the first in hot search!"


    Songzhu''er collapsed on the sofa waiting for feeding. Looking at his proud achievements in his mobile phone, he couldn''t help laughing.


    As for those abusive comments, she took a brief look. Tut, there was no creativity in swearing, and said she was boxing. All of them are copy and paste. It''s easy for these guys to make money.


    When the meal was served, songzhuer ate a lot and asked, "it''s said that you Xichuan men are very good at cooking, aren''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in our place, we can''t cook or marry a mother-in-law."


    Matsushita: "I wish I could find a Xichuan man."


    "You are too thin."


    "I''m already gaining weight. I hope I can raise a cup."


    "Then you have to learn to manage money, people and all foreign affairs. In Xichuan, women do all this."


    "I just want to be raised and concentrate on having a baby."


    "That''s not good! You must be able to be alone! Men just cook, take children and work. Do you think it''s hard to rake their ears?"


    Li Tiezhu decisively dispelled each other''s fantasy. Do you still want to be my daughter-in-law of daxichuan?


    Good idea!


    Songzhu''er sighed with a sigh: "forget it, I can''t even chase a man... Oh, by the way. I tell you, roar, an old man chased me some time ago, which almost moved me."


    "Oh? How old?"


    "Must be more than thirty years old? I''m a little famous in the circle. I don''t look much more handsome than you. I don''t like it. I rubbed the variety show some time ago and exchanged wechat with him. Hey, guess what? He gave me a heart-shaped stone and said he picked it up himself. Although I''m not interested in him, mom, when I got the stone, my heart was crisp..."


    "Good looking stones are hard to pick up. I picked up a panda stone before."


    "No! Later I found it in a treasure. The wholesale price of that kind of stone is only five yuan a piece. Fortunately, I have no feeling for him. I''m afraid I''m just... Tut tut! These people can really flirt! If I''m so powerful, I don''t need a boyfriend."


    "You''re still young, be open-minded. Wait a few more years... You''ll get used to it."


    "Iron pillar, can you chase girls?"


    "Of course not."


    "You see, this is the lack of education. Smart people like me won''t chase men. Do you think it''s a failure of education? And you!"


    "The school only teaches physiology, not this."


    "So there''s a big problem! However, I''ve been self-taught recently. Do you want to learn to chase girls?"


    Li Tiezhu looked serious and shook his head decisively: "who is serious... Where to learn?"


    Songzhuer took out his mobile phone and said, "I have a book. It''s very well written. I''ll push it to you! The discount price is 9.9 yuan, full set!"


    Soon, Li Tiezhu received the news of pushing the book - "108 moves from heart to action in the treasure book of love".


    Li Tiezhu resolutely ordered his subscription and said, "this kind of book is generally unreliable. I don''t believe it."


    Songzhu''er suddenly fell into silence. She remembered the tragic experience of chasing a slightly favorable boy in the second year of junior high school.


    You will lose when you start!


    Her first sentence scared people away. At that time, she said shyly to the boy who loved playing football, "you play football really well, like the national team.". Since then, when the boy saw songzhu''er, he hid with a cold face and even a hatred light in his eyes.


    Up to now, songzhuer doesn''t understand why the boy is so disgusted with her kindness.


    There must be something wrong!


    A girl as good-looking as me doesn''t have a boy greedy for my body?


    This is unscientific!


    The past is vivid. Songzhuer drank a mouthful of tofu soup and looked up and asked, "iron pillar, do you want to sleep with me?"


    Li Tiezhu replied in seconds: "no!"


    Songzhu''er sighed, "Hey! Failure! There is really something wrong with my emotional line!"


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 Chapter 153

    On this day, the Weibo storm did not subside, but intensified. The reason may be songzhuer''s excessive provocation, but it still comes from organized and purposeful operation, and the purpose is very clear.


    Even on the Weibo of a group of boxing masters, a rather domineering ranking list is listed, which is called the ranking list of strong female offenders. It is not Li Tiezhu who ranks first.


    negative comment!!!


    Huh? How come even the people in the business circle are involved?


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu is very Buddhist. Anyway, I''m still a Buddhist! Pure place!


    You watch the hype.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu reviewed his lessons. Songzhu''er studied the method of chasing people with his mobile phone and forced him to discuss it with Li Tiezhu from time to time. Li Tiezhu always remembered the snow-white and soft nature of the cat and couldn''t learn it at all.


    Finally, I had to read and study with her to study how to pursue the opposite sex.


    "You can''t just learn theoretical knowledge. Li Tiezhu, you have to combine theory with practice. Well, in order to help you make progress, I let you pretend to chase. You tease me with the knowledge learned in the book to see if you can gain anything. Just practice acting skills and let me test your mastery."


    "No. you just haven''t been chased. If you want to experience it, don''t lie to me."


    "Lost! Are you so smart?"


    "Otherwise? Hey hey!"


    "Sure enough, boys are not stupid and easy to cheat!"


    "Spicy claw, you''re insidious."


    "It''s Nezha!!!"


    Smart Li Tiezhu can''t be fooled. Besides, I have a very clear target. Why should I find someone to practice?


    With pine and bamboo, it is impossible to learn. Li Tiezhu had to rush the shell with her and fix the sound with a flat plate, trying to make the song of neuropathy more exquisite.


    Soon, Peng Yuchang also came to the crew and joined the "love discussion group" to share his love experience unreservedly - all the blood and tears lessons of failure, which is of great warning significance. When Fu''s life comes to light.


    In this film, Peng Yuchang and songzhu''er play a couple who kill Matt. They are always laughing at their lines. They are dying. The laughter of these two goods is too magical.


    Li Tiezhu had to wear headphones to read carefully and read the love dictionary. After all, spring comes, everything recovers, and it''s time again


    In fact, songzhuer is also very beautiful, but she is too young. Especially when she thinks of her cute hot claw image when she was a child, she feels guilty. This... Is very immoral!


    Therefore, in the view of Li Tiezhu, who has excellent moral character, cats are more delicious. After all, I tried them.


    In the evening, Xu Shan competed for a treat and ate hanging pot rice.


    Only Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo, Li Tiezhu, Peng Yuchang, song Zhuer and Ning Shitou were present. When listening to "chasing a dream of a child''s heart", Xu Shanzheng said that he would invite Li Tiezhu to dinner, but he couldn''t break his promise.


    During the dinner, songzhu''er showed everyone the song of neuropathy, and everyone was stupid immediately.


    Then the director Ning Shitou clapped, and the song became the episode of "heart flower road". At the same time, "dancer tears" should also be obtained. Aunts use this song when dancing.


    To this end, Xu Shanzheng, the producer of tuosou, bitterly offered a high price of 600000, which is actually very cheap. After all, the theme song of the Three Kingdoms is higher than this.


    At about nine o''clock after dinner, several people rushed to an empty old street. This is the scene of the new play.


    The content of the play is very simple. Fang Bo and Xu Shan fight out of the club and are surrounded by a group of black astringents brought by maswu. Li Tiezhu plays the number one gangster under the boss of heishihui.


    Before the performance, he was also pasted with a fake beard and... Dyed his hair.


    From July 16 to participate in good voice, Li Tiezhu''s hair has grown in the past two months. It can be regarded as medium long.


    "Dye it back for me after the performance. Thank you, or my old man will beat me."


    Li Tiezhu looks... A little handsome after being forced by the program team to dye his yellow hair and do what kind of hairstyle?


    This is illogical!


    Ning Shitou tut said: "well, the image is actually pretty good. Give him a leather jacket and try it on. Wow, gel water and popsicle!"


    Li Tiezhu was forced to hand over a popsicle.


    Songzhu''er also followed a stick of ice and looked at Li Tiezhu with some surprise. Is it an illusion?


    His appearance was obviously the same as Peng Yuchang. How can he change his hairstyle and clothes to be European? I even bumped the deer twice. It was really the reason why the actors of the crew rushed to the street.


    Li Tiezhu''s first role began.


    After all, before in the Three Kingdoms, it was just a long story, and there was no need for any performance.


    When Fang Bo and Xu Shan compete for the scene, it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn. This is a group play. Under the leadership of Wang Hui and maswu, a group of gangsters rode on small electric donkeys to surround Fang Bo and Xu Shan.


    Ning Shitou: "ready! Ike Xin... Ka! Li Tiezhu, what''s the matter with you?"


    Second card!


    A group of people rode away, Li Tiezhu was still in place, and Wang Hui, the "boss" sitting behind his electric donkey, also looked desperate.


    Li Tiezhu was holding a popsicle in his mouth, blankly: "ah... This... I didn''t keep up, Sao Rui."


    Ning stone is speechless. Is NIMA a a little behind? You are so distracted!


    "Take your place, one more..." Ning Shitou glared at Li Tiezhu. "Tiezhu, please concentrate. When you hear me calling Ike Xin, you''ll start, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "OK! Change a stick of ice. This one is finished."


    Ning Shitou: "


    Dada dada


    Songzhuer trotted along and gave three sticks of ice: "pineapple, apple and strawberry, which do you like?"


    "Apple."


    "Wow, you really like apple flavor! Even buy a set..."


    "Shh! Don''t talk nonsense."


    "Oh, I know, I know..."


    Fang Bo smiled and looked at Xu Shan, whose head was as big as a bucket.


    Ning Shitou clenched his teeth: "did you have a special chat? Pine bamboo son stepped down and Li Tiezhu was ready."


    Article 2.


    Buzzing¡ª¡ª


    A group of small electric donkeys came to kill, neat, Sandy and carved sand. In front of Fang Bo and Xu Shan, they stopped one after another.


    Maswu: "husband, it''s them... Hey, be careful."


    Wang Hui: "grass!!!"


    "I''m NIMA!"


    Li Tiezhu roared fiercely. Soon, the room between lightning and flint.


    He saw Wang Hui''s collar in one hand and an electric car with wheels spinning in the air in the other.


    Originally, according to the script, Li Tiezhu stopped and got off. But when he got out of the car, his clothes were scratched by his hand. When he got his clothes, he screwed it up to accelerate, and the car went out. Wang Hui almost fell into a dog bite.

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    Fortunately, the front lens can be used. We only need to remake the play after parking. Li Tiezhu didn''t make any more moths this time. He finished shooting smoothly, and then it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    Throw things, swear, hit, spit, and be called back by the boss.


    "I''m NIMA!"


    "No! Be more arrogant."


    "I''m NIMA?"


    "No! Think about the feeling of bullying people and find out the feeling."


    "It''s wrong to bully people, director, between people..."


    Ning Shitou looked at Xu Shan and said, "who can I scold him?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "you can beat him."


    This one has been ng more than ten times. Fortunately, it''s not the film age.


    Ning Shitou looked at Li Tiezhu''s size, calmed down a lot, and said: "Iron pillar, let''s do this. Let me give you a good look at the context of this role. It doesn''t matter whether you play it or not. You don''t have much experience. Take your time. This character seems arrogant, but in fact he is a good counselor. He is a... This character needs sudden, his irritability and impulse. You need to reflect it with words and actions... You need to experience the character... Find out his character Action clues... Pay attention to the coherence of the performance and the level change of emotion. Do you... Understand? "


    Li Tiezhu fried melon seeds: "ah... Change another stick of ice."


    Ning Shitou: "


    Songzhuer laughed wildly all the way, and suddenly handed over an apple flavor: "Keke..."


    Ning Shitou: "what are you laughing at?"


    Songzhuer said, "director, you don''t really think Li Tiezhu understands your profound drama theories?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Ning Shitou: "did you give him class last night?"


    Matsushita: "I just pretended to be a bully in front of his cute new face. I often pretended. You can''t! You have to do this... Li Tiezhu, Geng Hao and Hao Yi beat your brother, um... The girlfriend of my postpartum brother Qin Tao."


    "He can''t have a girlfriend."


    "That is to beat him."


    "Oh."


    "Go play it again and replace it. Qin Tao has been beaten into a pig''s head."


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes really became sharp.


    Ning stone Nick Yang question mark, can this work? No matter, try it: "all departments are ready, one more."


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes at Fang Bo and Xu Shan seem calm, but at first glance, I want to kill you both, and a packing box smashes it.


    "I''m NIMA!"


    When Li Tiezhu went up, he kicked Fang Bo and turned around to fight against Xu Shan. Fortunately, although the teacher had a big head, he was flexible and barely avoided.


    The boss said, "Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu slowly retreated and spit on the way.


    ¡°tui~¡±


    "Card! This one is over."


    Ning Shitou breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked strangely at the pine bamboo son squatting aside to suck the popsicle. Now she is teaching Peng Yuchang, who sucks the popsicle, an obviously wrong music knowledge.


    Xu Shan was sweating on his back: "hahaha! I was stupid at that time. Iron pillar, you really beat me? Fortunately, I dodged."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t really fight, I''ll concentrate, otherwise you can''t hide. After all, your head goal is too big."


    Xu Shanzheng: "don''t say my head is big. I''ll tell you. I''ll have a head retraction operation later."


    Li Tiezhu: "and this high technology?"


    Fang Bo limped: "hiss... You listen to his boasting. There''s only head cutting. How can you shrink your head? I''m so painful. Li Tiezhu, you''re awesome! You bound me in a variety show for the first time and kicked me in a movie for the first time. Your starting point is too high! This rhythm is to step on my head and seal the film emperor!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll rub it for you."


    "Don''t touch me!"


    "Oh."


    "Then who, give me safflower oil."


    Next, the shooting continued. When Li Tiezhu said "I''m NIMA", he got stuck again, ng several times.


    Ning Shitou said to Li Tiezhu, "I''m NIMA. You dare to bargain. If you want to be arrogant, your role despises them now. Remember, don''t be superficial, distract yourself and use your emotions to mobilize the performance. Do you understand?"


    Li Tiezhu ordered some paste on his head.


    Again!


    "My nun... Hey, this stick of ice is coming out."


    Li Tiezhu worked hard and sprayed Lao Gao with ice. Fortunately, he avoided.


    Ning Shitou: "Ka! Er..."


    The others couldn''t help laughing. Only the director was crazy.


    Li Tiezhu held back his smile and apologized to the director: "sorry, director, I''ll do it again."


    Ning Shitou shook his head: "the mood is still wrong. Who, songzhuer, come and translate for the interpreter."


    "Here!"


    Songzhuer gave Li Tiezhu a new ice stick.


    Li Tiezhu sucked half of it, just like the previous lens.


    Ning Shitou: "ah, I want the kind of... Um..."


    Matsushita saluted: "I see! Li Tiezhu, it''s like this. Qin Tao was beaten and swollen. Let these two pay for the medicine for the soup, but they don''t even want to pay 50. You can do it."


    "Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized, and even glanced at Ning Shitou with slight contempt.


    Shooting again, Li Tiezhu passed by.


    "I''m NIMA!"


    It''s crispy.


    This one works well. To be honest, it''s better than expected. But Ning Shitou was not happy at all. He pulled his head. There must be something wrong!


    Sure enough, I broke the rhythm again when I was NIMA in the third sentence.


    Ning Shitou didn''t want to communicate with Li Tiezhu. He called songzhu''er with his backhand: "have you seen all his plays?"


    Songzhuer nodded.


    Ning Shitou: "in this section, we need to perform dramatic conflict. His play is a direct factor to promote the audience''s mood. We should be domineering when speaking lines. In addition, we must have the joking eyes of looking at Fang Bo like looking at a fool. Come on, bamboo, you translate for the interpreter."


    Toward the director than an OK gesture, pine bamboo son looked at Li Tiezhu, serious face: "imagine, now the opposite is not Fang Bo, not Geng Hao, is ye henara, and she also likes apple flavor."


    "Pooh - I, I, I see."


    Li Tiezhu immediately understood that it was such an emotion.


    Songzhuer winked and said, "I like apple flavor, NIMA?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, hey..."


    Ning Shitou''s skull is square. What are you laughing at? How do you understand? Has anything to do with yehenara? I like apple flavor. What''s the matter? I like apples, too!


    Shoot again.


    "Hey, hey... I''m NIMA? Sister in law AI?"


    "Hey, hey, hey..."


    Nima''s performance is quite quintessential. Ning Shitou''s eyes at songzhuer are wrong, so... Is it my problem?


    It''s past twelve.


    The shooting is still going on. Tonight is this one. After staying up late to shoot, the crew will change places.


    When I came to the NIMA link of Li Tiezhu, Ning Shitou didn''t try to shoot this time. It was directly: "Songzhu, go and tell Tiezhu a play."


    Chinese translation small and medium-sized hands loose bamboo son, online again.

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    Matsushita: "yehenara is blocked in the corner. Let her sing" don''t go ", she won''t sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "I understand."


    start shooting.


    Li Tiezhu threw the popsicle: "I''m NIMA!"


    "Card! Passed. Good!"


    Ning Shitou scratched his head, and his scalp was numb. Tonight''s play was a little mysterious, which made me a director.


    Soon, the boss was pushed and came to my NIMA link.


    Li Tiezhu called for help: "spicy claw!"


    Songzhu''er was ready to take the script and went over: "it''s Nezha, Nezha, this scene is like this..."


    Rather the stone is silent.


    Finally, under the careful guidance of songzhuer''s "director", Li Tiezhu gave a very good performance. The harsh Ning stone couldn''t find many problems.


    Especially the last scene


    Li Tiezhu boasted that he had never counselled and didn''t know how to play counsellor. Song Zhuer said that you just play according to Qin Tao. Li Tiezhu counselled quite thoroughly and felt happy for thieves. That guy fought and pretended to be dead. Li Tiezhu simply imitated.


    Li Tiezhu''s performance is finished, and then the two film emperors compete with each other in their acting skills.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t understand it at all. At the moment of songzhuer''s blowing, Li Tiezhu was even more confused after listening.


    At 3:30 in the middle of the night, after the shooting, the director invited everyone to have a brazier barbecue and drink some beer. No shooting tomorrow, the staff move the equipment, and the actors have a day off.


    After being filled with two bottles of beer, Li Tiezhu became more upright and suggested to Ning Shitou: "director, I think you are good at everything, but you can''t express yourself. Learn more from spicy claws. You see, I can understand what she says, but I can''t understand what you say."


    Ning Shitou: "thank you! I will try to improve myself."


    ¡­¡­


    At noon the next day, when Li Tiezhu gave songzhuer food, he received an application from a wechat friend who claimed to be the "Red Star rabbit" organization.


    Li Tiezhu agreed, and then the other party sent a message:


    "Hello, Li Tiezhu. We are a red guest group initiated and organized by your core fan ''serious Group''. We were ready to dissolve after the black palace website last time, but now we find that you are in trouble again. Therefore, we have closely followed the big V and active users on the Internet these days. It is obvious that you are in boxing. But now it seems crazy, But it''s just a prelude, and the bigger action is still behind. You should be prepared! This is an organized and premeditated action completely aimed at you. We are currently collecting some interesting things, which will be sent to you after sorting. I believe it can help you. "


    Li Tiezhu read the information suspiciously and didn''t understand it at all. What is boxing?


    Wushu Association? Or the Boxers'' League? I have no grudge against them! Moreover, most of the online quarrels are women.


    Li Tiezhu replied, "thank you very much! I wish you an early year!"


    Li Tiezhu brought a small bowl of scallion oil noodles and a pot of red hot and sour noodles. They put them on the table and ate them.


    "Spicy claw, do you know what boxing is?"


    "Nezha, Nezha! Of course I know. When I went to school in the United States two years ago, several waves of people came to me to fight. They were generous! They not only gave me money, but also rubbed some Hollywood resources. Tut! But I wanted to have a baby early, so I couldn''t fight, so I refused."


    "Does having children affect boxing?"


    "It''s not the fight. It''s very deep behind it. Its real name is -"


    "Oh! So it is. No wonder!"


    Under the popular science of song Zhuer, Li Tiezhu finally understood what female boxers are and their excellent boxing skills and great lethality.


    Songzhuer also wondered, "why did they hit you? It was far fetched from the beginning."


    Li Tiezhu: "Luofei smoke."


    Songzhuer knew clearly: "Oh... Scallion oil noodles are delicious. Teach me to make them next time."


    Li Tiezhu: "girls are family. Why do you learn to cook?"


    After dinner tiktok ran over and said, "tiktok, you sound the sound! You go and see it. You can''t see the boxing guy, you don''t register your neck, you run to Peng Yuchang."


    Li Tiezhu calmly washed the dishes: "it''s fried. What else should I see? Let it fry. Can you drill out of the screen and hit me?"


    Peng Yuchang poured himself a glass of water, sat down and asked Matsushita: "no! Why is he so calm? I''m so angry. Those remarks are too brainless and disgusting. Eh? What''s the matter with you?"


    Songzhu''er lowered his head and said in a voice like a mosquito: "I''m fine. Thank brother Yuchang for his concern."


    Peng Yuchang was startled: "no, are you sick?"


    Songzhu''er looked up at Peng Yuchang, looked down quickly, and then looked a little pinched.


    Peng Yuchang was stunned. He looked at Li Tiezhu, who was washing dishes in the kitchen, and at the seemingly shy songzhuer. The monk Zhang Er was confused.


    Then, songzhuer took a gift box out of her bag and shyly handed it to Peng Yuchang: "tie."


    Peng Yuchang took it in doubt: "why?"


    "You can use this tie at the award ceremony. I... people made a special trip to buy it for you in the morning. Open it to see if you like it."


    "Why did you give me something?"


    "Oh, don''t ask, I hate..."


    Songzhu''er glanced at Peng Yuchang and reached out to pinch him.


    Peng Yuchang dodged flexibly: "you shouldn''t say you like me?"


    Songzhu''er nodded slightly, "HMM."


    Peng Yuchang immediately forked his waist and laughed: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Pine bamboo son pulled his sleeve: "keep your voice down, there are outsiders."


    Peng Yuchang snorted, "do you think I''ll be fooled? There must be a spring fist in this box. When it''s opened, it''s the kind on my face. You want to lie to me!"


    Songzhu''er broke his skill in an instant and stopped playing. He glared at him angrily: "ah? Ah? It''s really a tie in here. Aren''t you moved at all? I''m not good at playing?"


    Peng Yuchang was also surprised: "acting... Acting?! I just turned aside the topic and declined. I didn''t expect you to act? This play is OK! It''s worthy of being an old play bone!"


    "If I play well, why don''t you care at all?"


    "It''s just too true, so I don''t fluctuate."


    "Am I not beautiful?"


    "You are beautiful, very beautiful, but you are mentally abnormal."


    Peng Yuchang finally opened his tie at ease. It was very nice. He was also afraid for a while. Fortunately, I really didn''t feel for her. If I accepted it, I would be very embarrassed!


    Li Tiezhu wiped his hands and came out: "I think spicy claw''s spirit is very normal. Why do you say she''s abnormal?"


    Songzhu''er had no love. He took out another gift box and threw it to Li Tiezhu: "it''s Nezha."


    Li Tiezhu took it: "I have it too?"


    Songzhuer''s voice was weak: "every time I join the crew, I will give you some small gifts. Later, I''ll make up for you today."


    Li Tiezhu: "and this rule?"


    Peng Yuchang: "it''s not a rule, it''s reciprocity. My agent has prepared a gift for me and will arrive in two days."


    Li Tiezhu said, "then I have to prepare something."


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "you don''t have to. You invited everyone to eat snacks the night before yesterday. I specially took you to buy them. I guess you don''t understand these. The entertainment industry is not only singing and dancing, but also sophisticated."


    Li Tiezhu was moved: "thank you! Spicy claw!"


    Peng Yuchang: "it''s Nezha!"


    Matsushita: "


    Peng Yuchang suddenly said, "bamboo son, you pretend to chase me. I can believe it because I''m stupid! If you really want to chase, you also chase Li Tiezhu. Look how good you are to him."


    Songzhuer''s eyes brightened. Why didn''t I think of it?

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    "Sister, there''s something wrong with your eyes! Hey, hey..." Peng Yuchang got up from his chair with a guilty smile, took the gift and walked away from the root of the wall. "Talk to you, I''ll withdraw first. I can''t afford it!"


    Matsushita: "do you know the lines at night?"


    Peng Yuchang''s voice came from a far away place: "come to the iron pillar room at night and talk to you alone. I''m afraid."


    Pine and bamboo looked at the prey: "iron pillar, am I really terrible?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! I think you are very cute. When I was a child watching TV, I always wanted to pinch your face and pull your braids."


    "Eh? Really?"


    "Of course."


    "But I drink, fight and swear."


    "I also drink, fight and swear."


    "I never speak in my head."


    "Me too, because I don''t have much brain to live with."


    "Isn''t it? It''s better for us."


    "Well, we are a psycho group."


    Songzhu''er was ready to move: "why don''t I chase..."


    Li Tiezhu interrupted: "you pretend to chase Peng Yuchang. Are you practicing the knowledge points in the book? I think you''re too much. Although you play well, chasing people can''t be so simple and rough? You can''t catch people. Especially you''re still a girl. Be subtle."


    Matsushita: "do you still know this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I understand a little."


    All the boring knowledge taught by Qin Tao''s obscene man.


    Matsushita: "why don''t I chase you! Hey? Don''t be afraid. Pretend. I''m looking for you to practice chasing skills. You don''t have to cooperate. Just refuse me all the time. Point out what I''m not doing well and I can correct it. Understand?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it''s gossip to be known."


    "I''m not afraid of gossip." (rumor can be searched again)


    "I''m afraid." (in case the cat knows...)


    "There''s nothing to be afraid of. I''ll catch up quietly. Time is tight, brother! I''ll go to college next year. Nortel, handsome guys get together! If I can''t catch up with men, I''ll guard a table full of men and starve to death!"


    "You''re crazy. Falling in love is like raising a cat. It depends on fate and can''t be forced."


    "I''m just a simple imbalance. Why do many girls have boyfriends, but I don''t? Even Guan Shuangshuang, who is also a child star, has Luhani! I don''t accept it!"


    "Don''t hold it."


    "No! I will try to change my destiny!"


    "Spicy claw, you..."


    "Nezha! If you let me chase you, I''ll let you call me spicy claw."


    "That... Nezha!"


    "Where''s my knife?"


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Wednesday.


    Li Tiezhu followed the crew to another small town to shoot the matt killing scenes of Fang Bo, song Zhuer and Peng Yuchang.


    Although the play was over, Li Tiezhu did not choose to leave immediately, but watched and studied with the group. After all, I have decided to take the art test, so I have to study hard.


    If you haven''t eaten pork, you must see how popular pigs like Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo run.


    Even though he had already prepared mentally, Li Tiezhu was surprised by the performances of songzhu''er and Peng Yuchang.


    Songzhu''er easily controls the second kill Matt girl. Except for the yellow hair on the other end, she is just me playing myself. The only flaw is that every time when it comes to small frogs, songzhuer plays, and his head is full of pictures of fried small frogs with pickled peppers.


    Peng Yuchang''s acting skills are also cracked. His opponent play with Fang Bo is very wonderful, which makes Ning Shitou admire.


    After seeing Peng Yuchang''s strength, Li Tiezhu has a positioning for himself. People like me and him who are not good-looking can only compete with their acting skills!


    What''s more, beautiful pines and bamboos are good at acting.


    Li Tiezhu basically has no concept of acting. In fact, he has always been empty in his heart. Fortunately, song Zhuer encouraged him:


    "You have no acting skills! Because you have traffic! Otherwise Xu Datou will find you as a guest? It was so good to you when we met for the first time? You think it''s all me. Watch mung beans with your bastard. Man, that''s because you''re just popular!"


    Well, it doesn''t sound like encouragement at all.


    Songzhu''er will give Li Tiezhu popular science during the interval of acting, relying on the relevant knowledge and process of art examination, which is much more reliable than her nonsense drama theory, and Li Tiezhu has benefited a lot.


    At noon, Li Tiezhu added vegetables to songzhuer, her favorite - braised pig feet.


    "The next scene is the play where I take off my pants. Will you come?"


    "Naked?"


    "Are you stupid? Of course you can''t strip off. What do you think? Can movies still play mosaics?"


    "I said, I don''t look. I''ll buy a turtle... BOGO said he was a little empty recently. I''ll make it up for him."


    "Come on! Otherwise, I''m afraid that if you don''t play such an explicit play for the first time, you don''t have a bottom in people''s heart..."


    "Oh, oh! This paragraph is OK. Don''t rush to catch up, but tease first. According to Qin Tao, let the other party find that he is the person you trust and rely on most, and the other party will stimulate a similar sense of responsibility. Well, Tao Zi seems to say so."


    "Isn''t it? Is it implicit enough?"


    "It''s OK. Just be a little more delicate. It''s not shy enough to take off your pants. No, girls don''t say take off their pants directly. It''s not elegant."


    "Well, what you said really makes sense."


    Eat a meal, two small neuropathy can discuss strategy skills, which fully shows that both of them are very urgent. (official Tucao: a straight man and a straight woman, blind men make complaints about how red the flowers are).


    ¡­¡­


    That night, good voice fans were surprised to find that there was no Li Tiezhu in super good voice! Although it was said at the beginning of the program, Li Tiezhu asked for leave this week because of his academic affairs.


    But many people are still suspicious, and the live Barrage is full of speculation.


    The happiest thing is boxing. Weibo is lively again. All kinds of rumors emerge one after another. Some say that Li Tiezhu is blocked by a good voice, some say that Li Tiezhu is too scared to go on the program in the face of public anger, and others say that Li Tiezhu is red and doesn''t come to the training base to play a big brand, but asks for a gun


    Huh?


    What brain circuit is this?


    Don''t be afraid. They also p gave us pictures. Several peripheral women fought against Li Tiezhu.


    For a time, the color map spread all over the Internet, but it was soon punctured, because the hero in the picture had only four abdominal muscles, while Li Tiezhu had six.


    This night, Weibo once again set off a new climax of the event of "Li Tiezhu humiliating women", quite mindless.


    The three boxers of Weibo, bean juice, fruit juice and brain juice, have issued documents one after another to denounce Li Tiezhu and put on a new charge - Li Tiezhu''s so-called "a Diao fund", which is actually a very evil adopted daughter plan.


    This is really shameless. P the details of the adoption documents are so ugly that individuals won''t believe it.


    But it''s fire. It''s rumored all over the Internet.


    No way, even loquat sauce, one of the pillars of Weibo, was beaten by Female Boxers. The position of Weibo can be seen by abandoning it and allowing it to be autistic.


    Tonight, even Zi Guangge couldn''t see it. He sent a Weibo to persuade female netizens not to blindly follow Female Boxers. As a result, it was deleted in three minutes.


    That''s awesome!


    Even Ziguang pavilion''s level of Weibo has been deleted directly!


    What''s more strange is that after the Weibo was deleted, a large group of boxers who are difficult to distinguish between true and false went to the Ziguang Pavilion:


    What Pavilion, a broken restaurant you haven''t heard of, pretending to be your mother?

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    At noon, the necks of Luhani, Chen Chichi, Lin and Wang Dashao were exploded, and the newly completed official website of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms was rushed to the server and exploded.


    It turned out that photos of Li Tiezhu making music for dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms and playing games with Wang Dashao and others were exploded.


    New people were added to the list.


    Wang Dashao: the rich second generation of stallions is an old opponent. Spray once you see it.


    Lin Mou: the dog legs of the rich second generation, resist to the end.


    Chen Chichi: there have been cheating scandals for a long time. Resist to the end.


    Luhani: maybe he was cheated by Chen Chichi. At present, there are no bad deeds. I hope he can pull back from the precipice and stop dealing with those garbage. It''s also for his good. I hope he can take care of himself.


    The fans of these stars did not change. Naturally, the navy was not invited and was beaten silently.


    Major Wang gave them a group speech.


    "Some new, bear it this time. We are not the protagonists."


    "Tiktok, you won''t ask the Navy for this time. Yes! Well, mix your jitter with a broken collar."


    "Luhani, how are your fans? Have you calmed down? That''s good."


    "Brother, why are you so counselled this time?"


    "Why didn''t I give advice? I was scolded less? But this time it''s different. They haven''t even publicly revealed their real purpose. What''s the hurry? Wait! We''ll talk about it then."


    In the evening, Zhao Tianhua, an old musician, said:


    "Once an individual becomes a member of a group, he will no longer bear responsibility for his actions. At this time, everyone will expose his unrestrained side. What the group pursues and believes is never truth and rationality, but blind obedience, cruelty, paranoia and fanaticism, and only knows simple and extreme feelings. -- Excerpt from mob"


    Then, his Weibo... Lively!


    At a glance, the female boxers who just joined today have been praising, commenting and forwarding for three times, thanking Chen Tianhua for supporting them. Yes, they didn''t see Zhao Tianhua scolding them at all.


    There are many kinds of comments:


    "At last, there is a sensible one! He speaks incisively and vividly of the violence and repression of men against women."


    "Which website is mob? I want to read it."


    "Well said, we should let those groups that hate women bear the responsibility and pay the price."


    "They only know simple and extreme feelings, which is a great summary!"


    "What the group pursues and believes is never the truth and rationality. It''s true that men in the whole country don''t want women to be equal. This is the reason and truth they refuse."


    "Is Chen Tianhua a new comer? Sanguan is very positive and pink."


    "Who has his support group? Want to join."


    Zhao Tianhua touched the wrinkles on his face and looked up at the sky with an incredible expression. Am I praising you? Why don''t I know? I just can''t stand the bitter request of my baby granddaughter. Come up and spray you!


    Zhao Tianhua said in a voice: "Ya Ya, do you think this Weibo... Counts?"


    Zhao Liya replied, "come on! Hey... I overestimate them. That''s it. It doesn''t matter. I''ll see them later. It''s still in the preparatory stage."


    ¡­¡­


    A group of stars either didn''t carry the fight or didn''t dare to fight at all. With the momentum of victory, the Female Boxers concentrated all their firepower to besiege the last mountain where the enemy fought tenaciously, the iron headed doll songzhu''er.


    This morning, at noon and in the afternoon, songzhu''er sent out three Bibs in total and sat down in the name of iron head.


    The first picture is the fried egg noodles cooked by Li Tiezhu for her. She eats happily. Caption: "it''s delicious under Li Tiezhu! Great!"


    Li Tiezhu reminded her, "your sentence is ambiguous."


    Matsushita: "I know! Otherwise, how can we compete for the first place in today''s hot search? Everyone is an adult, oh, you are not."


    The second picture is a group photo of several actors, including Li Tiezhu. Subtitle: "I was very nervous when I made the fruit play for the first time. Fortunately, I had you with me. Although you didn''t have a Weibo, I still wanted @ Li Tiezhu"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "as for you? What are you doing deliberately provoking those people? Where are you playing? Aren''t you wearing pants? What''s good about being scolded in the last hot search?"


    Matsushita: "do you think I''m really looking for hot search? I disgust them! Anyway, I don''t read the comments."


    The third is the photo of her waiting at the airport with Li Tiezhu in the afternoon.


    Caption: "it''s time for a short meeting and separation. These days you invited me to dinner, acted with me, and cooked delicious food for me. People are a little excited! @ Li Tiezhu"


    Li Tiezhu: "sleeping slot! You deleted this one for me! Move your sister!"


    What if the cat sees it?


    "Fierce what fierce..."


    Songzhuer edited it again, and the last sentence was changed to "thank you, my good teammate! A team song @ Li Tiezhu @ psycho combination"


    Songzhuer attached the recorded song of neuropathy.


    It''s no use changing it. The screenshots of boxers have been saved for a long time. It''s forwarded everywhere that songzhuer likes humiliating women.


    Songzhuer returned to Kyoto. Li Tiezhu went to Hengdian. The cat said there was something important.


    ¡­¡­


    In the evening, yehenara tweeted:


    "Tiktok," I am very glad that everyone has finally realized the true colors of Li Tiezhu. When I and Wang Feng knocked out him, some people suspected that we were trying to squeeze Li Tiezhu out of the box. But the fact is, I saw his qualities were low and his character was so low. So I said his music was not tasteless, but he implied that he was very poor. He later sang live songs on the voice. Buddha wants to humiliate me. Anyway, I am also the mentor of this program and an elder in this industry. If you don''t respect it, you still ridicule and humiliate it? What kind of character is this? Here, I declare: I respect the rules of the good voice program group, but personally, I suggest banning Li Tiezhu and not letting a mouse shit ruin the whole music circle! "


    Picture poor, dagger see.


    Immediately after, a picture began to circulate on the Internet, which showed lofeyan and Li Tiezhu secretly photographed by paparazzi from the window of the private room. In the picture, Luofei''s shirt collar unties three buttons and lowers his head. Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand, half back to the camera, and couldn''t see his expression.


    In fact, at that time, Li Tiezhu reached out and said I refused, and where the photo could not be seen, luofeiyan''s legs were doing something, but the photo was silent.


    Various interpretations of the picture suddenly gushed in.


    Luo Feiyan also forwarded this photo and added a fire. She tweeted:


    "On Sunday, Li Tiezhu invited me to Pinghe restaurant for coffee and said he would help me write songs. I was very happy. After a while, he asked me if it was hot and asked me to untie the buttons. I untied two. He said he wanted to see what color I was wearing inside and did something. I knew his motive was impure. It scared me to death, but he was so popular that I couldn''t say it. I was so afraid, I didn''t want to Seeing him in the final, I want to quit the game. "


    In the comment area, good voices blocked Li Tiezhu''s voice.


    Except for the people in the circle, few people know her true identity and completely take over the meteor group.


    The battle has won a perfect victory. The iron head doll is ignored. It''s time to enjoy the livestock sacrificed by the fart people.

 Chapter 159

    Those with brains are either indignant or despised. They are autistic and autistic. They retreat from their necks. They are defeated. Their necks have been occupied by boxers.


    But tietouwa is still persistent because her head is very simple:


    If you disgust Li Tiezhu, I will disgust you. It doesn''t matter whether you win or not!


    While eating supper on the side of the road in Kyoto, songzhuer commented under luofeiyan''s scarf: "order your face. Your nose is whole, your eyelids are pulled, your chest is fake, and body odor. It''s strange that Li Tiezhu can see it! It depends on me! I''m better looking than you! It''s still pure nature!"


    Then, she went to yehenara''s neck. Anyway, she offended last time and commented: "don''t go, I won''t go, bet on a curse, pull a hook, don''t go, I won''t go, make a quilt in the sky and a pawn shop in the ground."


    Then, she... Was banned, banned by the authorities for stirring up opposition and involving personal attacks.


    Oh, what?


    Is this the end of the calf?


    It doesn''t exist. I brush up the trumpet. In order to go on the hot search, my team has hundreds or thousands of trumpets!


    Without him, only the head and iron ear!


    Seal one by one and change the name. There are many names:


    Neuropathy player, frog worry, iron head baby, don''t go. I''m a boxer. Let me talk. A dog in winter, rotating mushroom puppet, sand carving choir, little frog super delicious, loose head, spicy claw, spicy Zha, Nezha, nazha, which claw, spicy Zha


    These trumpet comments are in the same format: I''m still songzhuer. Here are my comments... Tietouwa Liu.


    Iron head baby is really iron. A poem praises it:


    Steel body, steel head,


    The boxer shook three times.


    Since the black devil wave false name?


    The frog with three heads and six arms is worried!


    The boxers are really disgusted, but the more disgusting is still behind.


    Songzhuer was too busy to change numbers frequently, so he asked several team members to work overtime to pretend to be iron head baby, which increased the efficiency. There were iron head baby''s parts everywhere.


    Then, the netizens were inspired, and more inexplicable accounts joined in. No matter who it was, the comments on the back spray female fist were: I am still songzhuer, and the following is my comment... Tietouwa left.


    Those who were too depressed to look up finally found the right way to open their necks.


    An iron head baby was sealed, and thousands of iron head babies stood up.


    Tonight, we are all pine and bamboo!


    Even Xiao town, which is autistic, went on the big ticket and left messages everywhere: I''m still a pine and bamboo son. Here''s my comment. I''m not Xiao town, not Xiao town, not Xiao town. I''m here to fight. Good fight! Iron head baby stay.


    Teacher Tony: I''m still songzhuer. Here are my comments. Don''t seal me, not myself. Iron head baby stay.


    Under the leadership of tietouwa, there was a faint counterattack, although it was very weak.


    More importantly, there are many iron headed babies and it is difficult to distinguish between true and false. The bib can''t be sealed.


    On the other side, tiktok suddenly lit up a song - "song of neuropathy", where less punch and more sand sculptures, and this song naturally became a fire.


    Comments are in this format:


    I''m still a pine bamboo. Here are my comments. I sing really well! Iron head baby stay.


    I''m still a pine and bamboo son. Here are my comments. Bamboo son and iron pillar have one face and are together! Iron head baby stay.


    ¡­¡­


    Hengdian, a hotel suite.


    Li Tiezhu and lengba sit opposite each other in the living room. Lengba has said for less than half an hour: "remember? Counterattack is the second, and the most important thing is that they can''t get the real handle! At present, the so-called ''evidence'' can''t move you no matter how hot it is, as long as you don''t make mistakes."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I know."


    "My identity is too... Strange. I can''t speak for you this time. I can only use my relationship to help you in private. However, what''s the matter with Zhao Liya? She doesn''t spray those female fists, and she says it''s your friend? Or iron head baby is cute. I tell you, this is called true love in adversity!"


    "Zhao Liya is too young. It''s better not to participate. Moreover, she first told me it was luofeiyan."


    "Hum!"


    "The important thing you said is to let me not be impulsive?"


    "Yes! Because you have a criminal record! If you deal with Xiao town like last time, won''t you give someone a handle? Not like dealing with yehenara. Your appearance will only make them more rampant. Now you can only keep a low profile!"


    "Thank you, lengba."


    "Why call me my name again?"


    Lengba''s eyes were a little dodgy, because she really saw the murderous spirit in Li Tiezhu''s eyes this time, the murderous spirit of apple.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "I still don''t understand how they can make me lose the first place and discredit me? I think it will only make more people who dislike Female Boxers support me in the final."


    Lengba said: "it may be to promote a good voice to ban you, but it needs a solid hammer handle. That''s what you should pay attention to."


    If Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand, he doesn''t want to. Today, Zhang Xiaomeng sent a message:


    This storm is not only directed against Li Tiezhu, but meteor and boulder are ready to work together to do the penguin culture in the rising period. In the final analysis, it is a struggle for capital interests.


    The company''s attitude is more clear: we must withstand this wave.


    "Does she really like you?"


    Suddenly, lengba brushed her scarf and looked at the iron headed baby flying around, pretending to ask casually.


    "Ah?" Li Tiezhu was stunned and then reacted, "you said spicy claws? She deliberately disgusted those boxers. We are brothers. You eat..."


    Lengba: "no cat!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled, and then received the wechat of "Red Star rabbit" again: "the information has been collected. Is tietouwa reliable?"


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    "It''s pine and bamboo. It''s unreliable. Is she really helping you out with you, or... Do you really want to go to hot search?"


    "Oh, really iron."


    "That''s all right. I was going to give you the information, but after thinking about it carefully, your combat effectiveness on the Internet is too weak, and it''s not convenient to show up in person. We''ll go to find iron head baby. You''ll wait to see the play."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, didn''t he say he had collected it and showed it to me? Why are you looking for songzhuer again? What kind of information? Mysterious


    "Eh? Er ha, the Weibo has been unsealed! Has the Weibo conscience been found?"


    Lengba was suddenly surprised.


    Li Tiezhu finally realized that this was not the discovery of Weibo conscience, but the end of "Red Star rabbit".


    In fact, Li Tiezhu still guessed conservatively. Not only the Red Star rabbit ended, but also some Penguin technical teams entered. Zhang Xiaomeng leads the line, otherwise the combat effectiveness is not enough. After all, the butt of the scarf in the holy land of boxing is always crooked.


    Song Zhuer, head of sand sculpture choir, the large scarf is updated again:


    "I''m really a pine and bamboo this time! Here''s my forecast: from five minutes later, I''ll bring you the real faces of the three boxers and update them every ten minutes! The order is: bean juice, fruit juice and brain juice. The ranking should be in order. Please wait and see!"


    There is no doubt that she was besieged and beaten by boxers. Anyway, she scolded songzhuer for sophistry, framing, rumor, plus personal attack.


    Five minutes passed quickly. At twelve o''clock sharp, songzhuer''s new post was delivered on time:


    Li Tiezhu, you can compose music at ease and do well in the last song for the finals. Everything has me! Sister, cover you!


    Text: the past and present life of tobacco father''s crazy devil bean sauce


    Attached are nine screenshots of the destruction of the world''s shocking three views, with detailed text explanation.


    Long drought meets sweet rain!


    Fight, pass the bricks!


    Tens of thousands of iron head children who suffered from old boxing on the microblog sounded the horn of counterattack under the leadership of iron head children!

 Chapter 161

    Songzhuer''s head is hard to use, but she is not stupid. She knows very well that now she is the only counterattack position with heat and hardness. If she doesn''t hair, it''s difficult for others to have good results.


    Who makes her an iron headed doll who can just fight the whole hostile camp alone?


    Talent, bone surprise!


    In fact, boxers are not strong and terrible. They are just simple... Disgusting, disgusting is also a kind of strength.


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 Chapter 162

    Songzhuer introduced the gift distribution method to Li Tiezhu in detail, and then sat down on the sofa.


    Li Tiezhu handed her a cup of hot milk tea. Knowing that she was coming, Li Tiezhu ordered a takeout in advance: "thank you! How much did you spend on so many things? I''ll transfer it to you."


    Songzhu''er brushed her mobile phone with milk tea: "it''s from my fans. It doesn''t cost money. WOW! This black one is more creative. It says that when I studied abroad two years ago, I fell in love with several foreign men and opened a house with foreign men. It''s a big Ma. The photo P is OK. I''m actually beautiful!"


    Li Tiezhu sat next to her and looked, "beauty? No? You look better in reality than in the picture."


    Songzhuer nodded again and again: "you still have eyes!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m stupid, not blind. Did you really play so crazy abroad?"


    "Yes! Foreign schools don''t have serious classes. We often go to the underground bar to have fun. However, I haven''t been in love. Besides, I''m still in a place."


    "Er... Change the subject."


    "Don''t you believe me..."


    "I believe it! What... They''re so black, don''t you fight back?"


    "Of course, don''t I just relax?"


    Iron head baby began to be serious. While looking at her black necks, she conceived the way of counterattack in her head.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t bother her and concentrated on cooking steamed meat.


    ¡­¡­


    In a private room in an upscale coffee shop.


    Luofeiyan drinks Blue Mountain, and yehenara opposite carries a cup of cat excrement.


    Put down the cup, Luo Feiyan smiled: "ha! If it goes well, I''ll sue Li Tiezhu Qiang for attempted indecency today. Although I can''t succeed, I''m sure I can file a case. As long as he gets involved in this case, the program team can block him. I didn''t expect that tietouwa is so hard! Tut..."


    Yehenara had a black face: "I especially supported their necks with my front feet last night. Her back feet dried all the three fighters to death. It''s pretty! Even I''m unlucky!"


    Luo Fei said, "it''s just a few female boxers. Who hasn''t been eaten when playing chess?"


    Yehenara drank a mouthful of cat excrement coffee: "are you OK to continue to sue Li Tiezhu?"


    Luo Feiyan shook his head: "no! If the female fist wins, it will be in the limelight, and he will be nailed to death. Now that the female fist loses, it''s meaningless for me to sue again. What if he backs and accuses me of slander?"


    "What now?"


    "There are still some backup plans. In short, try to prevent him from participating in the finals. If you play to this point, you can lose, but you can''t retreat."


    "How confident is the new scheme?"


    "Thirty percent? Fifty percent? Anyway, the probability won''t be too great. It depends on whether Li Tiezhu is a real good man or a hypocrite."


    "What if you don''t succeed?"


    "What are you afraid of? If you lose, let him win the championship. I''ll do things again. Anyway, I don''t really want to kill him. I just want to get him to the meteor. It''s nothing for him to win the championship. Besides, why are you so positive? You''re not boss boulder. You really want to kill Li Tiezhu, right? Come on! While he''s not my dog yet."


    "I..."


    Yehenara suddenly became speechless. I''ve done so many things with you. As a result, you don''t want to destroy him, but want him?!


    Luo Feiyan didn''t care about yehenara''s idea at all. She picked up her mobile phone and dialed: "I''ll ask him if he wants to come to meteor. If not, let the boxer hit him every day."


    Yehenara was stunned. You just called someone after hacking?


    The phone is connected. It''s a female voice:


    "Luofei tobacco mud horse! What are you calling for?"


    "Are you... Songzhuer? Where''s Li Tiezhu? I want to talk to him."


    "He''s cooking and doesn''t want to talk to you. Grass Mud Horse!"


    "Are you crazy?"


    "Grass Mud Horse!"


    Toot~


    Luofei''s nostrils are wide with smoke. Is there a pit in NIMA''s head? I''ll call Li Tiezhu. Why don''t you pick up some wool? And scold me!


    Soon, the mobile phone rang, and a strange number came.


    Is it her?


    Luo Feiyan hesitated and took it.


    "Luofeiyan! Grass Mud Horse! This is Lao Tzu''s number. Save it to scold you. Grass Mud Horse!"


    Toot~


    Sure enough, hesitation will defeat


    Luo Feiyan hated his cheap hands. She decisively included this number in the blacklist, and then she was even more angry when she saw yehenara holding a smile opposite!


    Songzhuer, right? I remember you!


    She clenched her teeth and opened her scarf to see how black Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er were progressing. She found that she had been @ killed. It was songzhu''er. Still looking for me on your neck? On the public platform, you don''t swear, do you?


    LOFI lit a cigarette and went in.


    Songzhuer''s Weibo: I knew you wanted to come in and see! Grass Mud Horse@ Lofeiyan


    Luofei''s mobile phones fell off because of the smoke, which startled yehenara.


    ¡­¡­


    On the neck, the three boxers didn''t speak any more. Other professional boxers also chose Gou. Cannon fodder boxers are still active, but they have little effect. However, a group of newcomers, black Li Tiezhu and Songzhu, came today.


    Black Li Tiezhu''s is very funny, mainly because of those things in the past. There is only one new point of view, which sounds terrible - Li Tiezhu insults the hero.


    As a result, they said that Li Tiezhu used the rabbit image to refer to the support Army, which was an insult to the hero. Those who hold this view are beaten by Li Tiezhu''s fans.


    Heisong Zhuer''s is mainly about her personal life decay and rotten intercourse, which are basically P''s pictures and some handwritten passages. This is not easy to refute. After all, no one knows songzhuer in reality.


    But songzhuer was very just. He claimed these "charges" directly by his neck, and then said to them: you''re right, so get down on your knees and call dad.


    The scarf is like this:


    you ''re right! I have made ten foreign boyfriends abroad, slept more than 30, and drank a lot of wine! I am the object of your worship! I''ve slept with more foreign men than you''ve ever seen. Am I not the king of boxing? Don''t you kneel down and call dad? Still attacking me here? Lick me, right?


    So if I had done those things, you wouldn''t spray me like this. Thank you for proving my innocence! I''m such a logical genius!


    The comment area was even more laughing, all kinds of ridicule Female Boxers.


    Thank you for proving songzhuer''s innocence!


    Many people who don''t know songzhuer almost believe in some black materials. As a result, songzhuer washed white easily, and a group of female boxing helped her wash white.


    Hei songzhu''er failed, and they began to curse openly. Hei songzhu''er had no quality. For pine and bamboo son scolding luofeiyan''s scarf. Songzhuer is more rigid, and the backhand is another bib. The pure Three Character Classic:


    Grass Mud Horse@ Lofeiyan


    Strangely, more and more people praise and pay attention to songzhuer. Even if she swears publicly, there are a group of supportive voices below.


    At this time, the female fist storm was completely over and ended with the complete victory of tietouwa.


    This wave of songzhuer has gained the favor of many male fans. She is often hacked, and her popularity began to jump up in a straight line!

 Chapter 163

    "My love fans are rising a lot! They are all men! I finally... Tiktok is loved by the Chinese people!"


    Matsutake has been holding his mobile phone all night to see the increase in the number of fans.


    Not long ago, her scarf was sealed.


    Without the help of the Red Star rabbit and Penguin technical team, Weibo started directly, Yongfeng. Tiktok is not afraid of it, and is fighting to shake.


    There is "super training camp" on TV. Neither Li Tiezhu nor song Zhuer watch it very much.


    Li Tiezhu is also idle. He lies on the sofa with her and brushes his mobile phone. He has changed a 20g package and has a little traffic. Li Tiezhu brushes on his mobile phone - homework help.


    Li Tiezhu: "but this time you also lost a lot of female powder."


    Songzhuer said, "you don''t understand! I''m an actress. Of course, it''s more important to smoke male powder! What''s the use of women like me? If men love to watch, my film pay and coffee can rise."


    "Well, this past passive grammar is very difficult. Can you tell me about it?"


    "No time! I want to send another tiktok. The fans are almost five million. I will overtake you one day!"


    "How easy it is to raise powder! You and I are making a horse fire together, I will tell you, I am shaking tiktok."


    "Ah, yes! Come on..."


    A few minutes later, the sound of tiktok was updated.


    Songzhu''er was at Li Tiezhu''s home in the evening - giving Li Tiezhu a tutor in English grammar. Li Tiezhu was confused when he heard it.


    The video soon caught fire.


    Because it has too many elements of fire.


    Songzhuer himself is angry, plus a Li Tiezhu, and they are still alone in the same room. As a result, they are actually tutoring their homework? Is songzhuer so good at learning? Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand such basic knowledge? Where does Songzhu live with Li Tiezhu? Will you be the head of the sand sculpture Choir again tomorrow?


    And the most important thing is... You are together!


    Eight out of ten comment areas are:


    "With a face! Together!"


    Songzhuer replied, "we are together! We study together! Come on! Rush the duck!"


    Qin Tao wants to learn from Li Tiezhu and rub the powder forcibly.


    Yunde society xiaotaozi: so, love will disappear, right@ Li Tiezhu


    Li Tiezhu: Yes.


    Of course, this is song Zhuer''s return with Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone, which makes a lot of sand carving netizens love Qin Tao for many seconds.


    Li Tiezhu has given up grammar and recited words in his English book.


    Songzhuer was full of interest: "Whoa! It''s over five million! Call to celebrate!"


    Li Tiezhu: "who are you celebrating with?"


    The phone didn''t get through.


    Matsushita: "eh! It''s black."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, she."


    Songzhuer changed her cell phone and soon got through: "Grass Mud Horse! I have two cell phones! Grass Mud Horse! You didn''t hang up, you thought I would hang up first, right? Grass Mud Horse!"


    Then, songzhuer quickly hung up and didn''t give the other party a chance to talk.


    "Ha ha! That''s great!"


    Pine and bamboo children smile with their hips akimbo.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t understand where her cool point was and continued to recite words.


    "Give me your cell phone."


    "Here you are."


    Songzhuer dialed the phone again and turned on hands-free.


    "Li Tiezhu..."


    "Grass Mud Horse! It''s still me! Didn''t you expect it? Grass Mud Horse!"


    Toot~


    ¡­¡­


    New cell phone, forget it, don''t fall!


    Luo Feiyan endured it. After all, changing a mobile phone is very troublesome, mainly to copy photos and videos. There are a lot of pictures of little milk dog, little wolf dog and videos of walking the dog in her mobile phone.


    Her Lamborghini stopped on a remote sidewalk, next to a quiet, thin girl, not old enough to be around 20.


    "Grass Mud Horse pine and bamboo! I''ll kill you sooner or later!"


    Luo Feiyan cursed, put down his cell phone and looked at the girl next to him with a ferocious face: "if NIMA can''t do well tomorrow, I''ll do it with you!"


    The girl held her glasses and said, "don''t worry, miss, I will do it well! As long as I have money, I''m not afraid of pain! Moreover, from the information I know, he is really an honest man, especially paying attention to filial piety. Therefore, in fact, the probability of success of this plan is very high, almost 100%!"


    She is a portal reporter, responsible for the entertainment section, and knows Li Tiezhu very well.


    Luo Feiyan nodded with satisfaction, took out a bank card and handed it to the female reporter: "200000. After success, another 800000 will hit the card."


    The female reporter took the bank card, got off and left.


    Luofeiyan''s phone rang again. It was another strange number. She didn''t dare to answer and hung up directly.


    Then the other party sends a message:


    "Miss Luo, I''m Lucas, the new contact person sent by the dish cooking fund. This is my number in China."


    Luo Feiyan just called:


    "Mr. Lu, I''m sorry. I was just busy. What can I do for you? Xiangjiang? Oh, I see. The newspapers and magazines in my hand will be reported by foreign media in Shanghai at the first time. Don''t worry. Everyone is American. You''re welcome!"


    Hung up the phone, she found someone in the trembling voice @ she or tiktok, she did not want to see, but always feel wrong, and click in.


    The video of tiktok is directly linked to the picture.


    Hang up on miss LOFI''s perfect life.


    Here are some pictures. Luo Feiyan was born in a rich family, became an American citizen, and has taken over the evidence of meteor group. When luofeiyan was studying abroad, there were more than a dozen photos of keeping foreign milk dogs.


    Finally, there is ridicule: such a person also said that Li Tiezhu would move against her? Are you exhibitionist yourself@ Lofeiyan


    Of course, the picture of raising a small milk dog is not conclusive evidence. There is room for operation and white washing.


    But Luofei is unhappy that her life experience has been exposed. If she participates in her own investment programs, it will be said that she will get good results. Fucking pine bamboo!


    But she doesn''t care about these now. After all, she is in charge of such a big company. In fact, she is very busy.


    At 2:30 in the morning, just after sleeping, the phone rang again.


    "Hello?"


    "Grass Mud Horse! Why didn''t you black me? Grass Mud Horse! I''ll get up and hush. Grass Mud Horse!"


    Toot~


    Wori!!!


    Luo Fei got up and blacked the number. He forgot before. After pulling black pine and bamboo again, she lost sleep


    ¡­¡­


    At ten o''clock the next day, Li Tiezhu dragged songzhuer out of bed to have porridge.


    "Why did you call me so early?"


    Wearing Kumamoto Kumamoto''s pajamas and holding the head of the chicken nest, songzhuer began to call. He couldn''t get through. As expected, he was pulled black.


    She had to put down her cell phone and began to drink porridge.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s still early? I''ve memorized words for hours! Didn''t you say you want to compete with me? The final is to meet on TV at 11 o''clock. What''s the activity in the afternoon."


    "Oh, yes! This is your last game. How can I not go?"


    Songzhu''er thought of this stubble. After three or two mouthfuls of porridge, she went to wash her hair and asked Li Tiezhu to blow her hair. She didn''t make up either. Her plain face was facing the sky. She pricked a ball and changed her clothes and went out.


    Zhang Xiaomeng personally drove them to the TV station with two boxes of gifts in the trunk.


    The director of the program group didn''t say anything about songzhuer''s sneaking in. She followed Li Tiezhu to the backstage lounge and greeted the other four players.


    "Hello, Yi Xiaomao, you dance like a ghost! It''s fun."


    "Sister LIA! Give me a hug. Have you insisted on rubbing your chest recently? Why don''t you feel bigger?"


    "Hello Justin, your Chinese is so funny."


    "Luofeiyan, grass mud horse!"


    The smoke from Luofei with dark circles makes me smoke. Last night, I lost sleep. Today, I abused in public? The program team and the players are here! If she hadn''t been stopped by her assistant, she would have rushed up and tore songzhuer''s mouth.


    However, let you be arrogant for a while! When Li Tiezhu is blocked, I see how proud you are!


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    PS: it will be on the shelves at 12 noon tomorrow. Please support it. Thank you! It''s not early tonight, it''s noon tomorrow.

 Chapter 164

    Hong Bo came in with a folder and was ready to arrange today''s competition process for the contestants. When he heard songzhuer''s national scolding, he was secretly happy and sweated for her.


    Strictly speaking, luofeiyan is one of his investors. This woman is not a simple star. Her background and resources are unmatched by songzhuer. Hong Bo hates related players most, but luofeiyan is more disgusting. She participates in her own investment programs.


    Other contestants did not expect that songzhuer was so rigid, and the iron head doll was different.


    Yi Xiaomao puffed and couldn''t help it. His fat face was crimson.


    Justin''s mouth is open enough to plug an ostrich egg. Is it OK to scold directly?


    Zhao Liya laughed and even slapped songzhuer. She couldn''t be afraid of luofeiyan. They had a tacit understanding. After clapping their hands, they said:


    "Grass Mud Horse! Ha ha ha!"


    Luo Feiyan took two steps and was held by his assistant, staring at songzhuer and Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya looked contemptuous.


    Pine bamboo son rolled up his sleeves, as if to use his body to punish.


    "Well, go over there and eat fruit, darling."


    Li Tiezhu pulled back songzhu''er and rubbed her ball head.


    Songzhu''er just walked away with her chin raised. She muttered, "she can''t beat me! I''ve studied fighting. Hum! Grass Mud Horse!"


    Li Tiezhu said to Zhao Liya again, "why do you follow the coax? How''s the song practice?"


    Zhao Liya smiled and said, "wait and listen!"


    Hong Bo smiled bitterly and said to songzhu''er who passed by: "zhu''er, don''t swear in my program."


    Songzhu''er smiled: "I won''t be photographed. Don''t worry, Lao Hong! I''m forced by the old Yin."


    Hong Bo: "


    Next, Hong Bo briefly introduced the competition process and a media conference at 2 pm. All the top five will participate.


    In addition to warming up tonight''s finals, the press conference also advertised the good voice national tour. Online ticket sales have begun.


    The tour concert is divided into six stops, namely the host cities of the six competition areas, Donghai, Kyoto, Yuezhou, Jiangxia, Shudu and lijiapo. Four tutors and top ten players will participate, and some special guests will be invited.


    Li Tiezhu wants to go back to school early, but this is not realistic. After all, he signed a contract to participate in good voice. Besides, you have money to attend concerts.


    Six concerts, a total of 12 days, fortunately, the last stop is Shudu. After singing, Li Tiezhu can also rush back to school on November 11 to prepare for the literary and artistic performance and give a long face to the little prince against the wind.


    At 3 p.m., the press conference was particularly lively.


    It has been open for a full hour. The first half hour is Hong Bo''s speech and the second half hour is an interview.


    Almost every reporter has to ask Li Tiezhu. After all, although he didn''t appear in the super training camp for a week, the Internet is full of legends about him.


    The key is that the female boxers who also let God block and kill Buddha block and kill Buddha rarely lose, which is really curious.


    Li Tiezhu was already ready.


    "The contract of a Diao fund is available on the fund''s official website. You are welcome to check it. Anyone with normal mind will not believe those rumors."


    "Female boxing is like killing Matt a few years ago. Several of my classmates also killed Matt. Later, they regretted it. When they were older, they naturally woke up. The hateful thing is not ordinary boxers, but professional boxers."


    "No, no, no, actually she can sue me. Why didn''t she sue me and quit the game? You should ask her, not me."


    "Iron head doll songzhuer? Yes! She has known me for a long time, but she is a very just girl."


    "Bamboo chasing me? Not yet. We''re still at school. Puppy love is not good."


    "Yes, I''ll take the art test. My initial goal is Nortel and Chinese opera. Will I attend training courses or something? Spicy claw and zhu''er have given me a lot of suggestions. She has been helping me."


    "Birthday? Yes! Today is my birthday, my 18th birthday, a bar mitzvah! I want to celebrate my birthday with a champion."


    "Are the Female Boxers miserable? The husband whose bean juice is green and the sacrificed father are dissatisfied with her? Should they applaud the words and deeds of bean juice? Your ass is a little crooked!"


    "Yes, juice and brain juice have received a court summons. I sued with songzhuer! Juice organizations sell y, and brain insults heroes. Will the law forgive them?"


    "General Zhao Tianhua? Liya''s grandfather? He pushed relevant departments to investigate the collusion between female boxing and external forces? I applaud. What do you think? Do you have different views?"


    "Song Zhuer swears? Yes! But I think she swears very cute!"


    On the other hand, when the actor palofiyan was interviewed, he was crying.


    "Songzhuer scolded me? Yes, she called to scold me. I don''t know why... Yingying ~ I didn''t frame Li Tiezhu, but his plot wasn''t too bad. I just swallowed it."


    "In foreign countries, private life is chaotic? No, it''s all to wash someone white. The sailors spread rumors."


    "I''m the daughter of the meteor boss, but I didn''t take over the meteor group. I''m only 22 years old. How can I support a group? And in the company, I''m just an ordinary artist without any privileges."


    "Cosmetic surgery is not cosmetic! Breast augmentation is even more impossible. I can''t stand the air in the countryside. How can I tolerate silicone?"


    "Li Tiezhu? I''d better not say it. He''s so red that I dare not say anything..."


    At the end of the interview, the players left one after another, but the reporters still didn''t stop. They chased the players for an interview, and naturally fell behind after chasing many reporters.


    Li Tiezhu has the most reporters around him. He also answers one and a half sentences from time to time. He has arrived backstage. There are only a few reporters around Li Tiezhu.


    "Excuse me, do you think women should have equal rights with men?"


    "Yes."


    "Then why do you still fight female boxing with songzhuer? Is it so hypocritical?"


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    "Does your mother know you discriminate against women?"


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    Li Tiezhu took a look and was a seemingly weak female reporter.


    The female reporter held her glasses and asked, "is your mother''s grave in the gully? There is a stream next to it?"


    Li Tiezhu stopped and stared at the female reporter.


    There was only one female reporter and two photographers around. The others had been stopped by the staff, but the three leaked in.


    The female reporter''s glasses reflect light and her expression is inexplicably ferocious: "Hey! Some netizens said they found your mother''s grave and asked me if I want to rent an excavator! Hehe, I''ve paid all my money. Don''t you miss her? Dig it out and show you."


    fuck you!!!


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes were instantly congested and red!


    One step across, reached out and pinched the female reporter''s neck. At this moment, he had no reason, only the purest and most primitive idea - crushing the dog''s neck!


    The female reporter smiled.


    She knows that if Li Tiezhu hits a woman, he can be blocked!

 Chapter 165

    Half a minute ago, the top five players returned to the backstage lounge under the escort of the staff. The reporters around luofeiyan and other players were stopped, leaving only one walking next to Li Tiezhu at the end, but the staff were far away from him, which was obviously arranged.


    "Then why do you still fight female boxing with songzhuer? Is it so hypocritical?"


    "Does your mother know you discriminate against women?"


    "Is your mother''s grave in the gully? There''s a stream next to it?"


    Several contestants were stunned when they heard the last female reporter''s words and stopped to look.


    Luofei''s cigarette holder corner aroused a smile, and then a figure came up to her and patted her with a mobile phone.


    "Grass Mud Horse! Baji, Baji..."


    Pines and bamboos floated past, chewed an apple and patted Li Tiezhu.


    Tiktok was waiting for the door of the lounge, but when she heard her name, she opened the mobile phone and shot it. She was ready to take a look at the trembling sound and scolded her.


    "Hey! Some netizens said they found your mother''s grave and asked me if I wanted to rent an excavator! Hehe, I paid all my money. Don''t you miss her? Dig it out and show you."


    The female reporter said the last sentence.


    Li Tiezhu ran away in an instant, took one step and reached out to pinch the female reporter''s throat, like a mad dog.


    Bang!!!


    A mobile phone hit the female reporter''s forehead quickly, and the female reporter fell down.


    Li Tiezhu''s hands were empty, and suddenly a chill sprang up on his back, which made him sweat in summer. He turned his head rigidly, and luofeiyan not far away showed a disappointed expression.


    "My grass mud horse!"


    At the same time, songzhuer quickly passed by Li Tiezhu, kicked the female reporter who had not yet got up, and then skillfully grabbed the female reporter''s hair and threw it aside.


    Bang


    The female reporter''s head hit the wall. Pine and bamboo son had half an apple in his mouth. The old fist fell out sharply and made the female reporter wail endlessly.


    The cameraman is still shooting. He''s a little confused.


    It was said that Li Tiezhu would beat her. He just took pictures. The more detailed the pictures, the better. What about songzhuer beating her? I haven''t rehearsed. Forget it. Shoot it first.


    Soon, the female reporter crawled and ran away, and the photographer followed.


    Songzhuer didn''t chase, picked up the broken screen mobile phone, turned to look at luofeiyan, with fierce eyes, and then walked towards her.


    Luofeiyan turned and ran away. Don''t you run and wait to be beaten?


    Zhao Liya stretched her legs against the wall.


    "Ah --"


    Luofeiyan was mixed so that he fell into a dog''s shit, and his hairstyle was scattered. He was in a mess.


    Songzhuer rushed fiercely, and then Li Tiezhu took her hand. Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu suspiciously. Li Tiezhu shook his head silently. He is now clear headed.


    My hometown is full of relatives. If they dare to move their graves, they will be killed alive by the villagers.


    Therefore, the prostitute was sent by Luo Feiyan to engage in his mentality. As long as he did it, he would be charged with beating women. At that time, the program team would be justifiable to block him, and the female fist would revive


    In fact, they have succeeded. Fortunately, songzhu''er is one step ahead, otherwise Li Tiezhu will be doomed.


    Women beating women and men beating women are completely different things. Moreover, pine and bamboo children often fight, and everyone is used to it.


    Over there, Luofei climbed and ran into the lounge.


    Yi Xiaomao and Justin also left with the staff. Zhao Liya looked at their hands, nodded to Li Tiezhu and left.


    There were only Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er holding hands in the channel.


    Songzhuer made a manual move, changed it into a tight way, squeezed it hard, and then continued to eat apples.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and received her comfort and encouragement.


    "Don''t worry, spicy claw, I''m fine. Thank you."


    "You compensate me for a cell phone."


    "OK."


    "The apples in the program group are not sweet, bar haw..."


    "It''s no use beating Luofei. It''s impossible to leave any evidence."


    "But it can be fun!"


    "Oh! I''m afraid the staff will pull the frame and hurt you. Moreover, if she is beaten, she will sell sympathy and you will be targeted."


    "Not afraid, my head is iron."


    Songzhuer threw the apple into the garbage can in the distance, but didn''t throw it in.


    The tight fingers fit perfectly.


    Frankly speaking, Li Tiezhu''s heart beats very fast. While moving, he has a strange emotion he has never experienced.


    The cheeky pine and bamboo son also blushed, and his palms were sweating slightly.


    Look at each other.


    No one looked away, one second, two seconds, three seconds


    There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, and there is a kind of synchronization, which is the synchronization of heartbeat.


    Li Tiezhu took songzhu''er and walked towards the Lounge: "let me throw it for you next time, you are not allowed."


    Matsushita: "I don''t like apples."


    "Do you still eat?"


    "Hungry."


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    In the lounge, Hong Bo and the staff were like enemies. Luo Feiyan''s assistants surrounded her for fear that Li Tiezhu would make trouble and that song Zhuer would hit people.


    However, what they were waiting for was two people talking and laughing. They walked in hand in hand.


    "How about fried snails, cold rabbits and dry pot ribs?"


    "You make me more hungry. Come on."


    "Don''t worry, the champion didn''t run."


    With that, Li Tiezhu loosened songzhu''er''s hand, pushed her to the assistant rest area, and touched her ball head.


    Songzhuer was very clever this time: "Oh! Then I''ll eat."


    Li Tiezhu smiled, then turned to look at Hong Bo and the players, walked slowly, and finally came to Luo Feiyan and stood still.


    Hong Bo Ran nervously to stop Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu! Don''t be impulsive."


    Li Tiezhu ignored him and stared at Luo Feiyan: "I have no evidence of this matter and I don''t need evidence."


    Then he went back to his seat and sat down.


    Hong Bo wiped his sweat, went back to the front, repeated tonight''s competition process and rules as quickly as possible, and then sent the five contestants back to their dressing rooms.


    Li Tiezhu took song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng to his dressing room.


    Pine and bamboo eat snacks all the way, just like a little squirrel.


    Zhang Xiaomeng nagged that he would provide more assistants for Li Tiezhu. When this happens again in the future, the assistant will solve it directly. Otherwise, if Li Tiezhu is in charge and there is no pine and bamboo around him


    Li Tiezhu was silent. Today, he finally saw how dirty and unlimited the entertainment industry can be.


    He ignored the nagging Zhang Xiaomeng, but entered the system to warm up the song. He must win the championship tonight, which has nothing to do with the system task.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 8 points. (it costs 20 points to buy five new songs)


    Music Achievement: 259 points. (song of neuropathy has gained some achievements)


    Variety achievements: 262 points.


    Film and television achievements: 55 points. (I''m nimago, up 50 points)


    Tiktok: 27 million 410 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 25%.


    Tonight, end the cat project and lose 10 intelligence points. It''s totally OK!

 Chapter 166

    At 7:45 on the evening of September 17, 2016, the finals of super good voice officially began.


    The host Shaohua talked about the rules of the competition system after thanking the naming dealer and behind the scenes:


    "... the players will not be eliminated in the finals. There will be three rounds of competitions. The first round is the qualifying competition. The audience will vote and the order of appearance in the next round will be determined by the number of votes. After the second round of competition, a 15 minute national audience vote will be started to determine the top three. The fourth and fifth place will be determined directly according to the number of votes. In the third round of singing, the winner, runner up and runner up will be determined by the final vote Ownership... "


    The last round of competition is not only the most intense and exciting championship competition, but also a curtain call competition with the nature of performance.


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    As usual, Chuanle organized a massive live broadcast at the venue. Thousands of students attended the event. There were not enough seats. Many people also brought their own small Mazars.


    This is the old tradition of the school, because there were many Chuanle students in the first five finals, and the best one was the top three in the last finals. This year is quite tragic. There is no Sichuan music student in the top five, but it is not without origin.


    Zhao Liya, a 16-and-a-half-year-old whose parents are professors of Chuanle, is likely to rely on Chuanle in the future. Therefore, she is also regarded as a senior and senior sister to cheer on her future younger sister.


    It''s a pity... Li Tiezhu, a creative genius, didn''t want to take the music college entrance examination. I heard that he was going to take the examination of Beidian Chinese opera. It was a betrayal of Ge Ming!


    But for the sake of Nishikawa, I''d better support him.


    There was a good voice opening picture in the conference hall, but Shaohua''s voice was suddenly turned down. A charming figure in his forties came onto the stage and began to speak with a microphone:


    "Hello, students. I''m only Liu Wanyun, Professor of Piano Department. I''ll show you the game tonight..."


    This is also the feature that Chuanle is optimistic about live audio broadcasting. Each time, it is guided by a professor with strong professional ability to combine teaching with fun. During the interval of the competition, the professor will analyze a lot of professional knowledge for the students, and there will be some simple interactive discussion sessions.


    The students applauded Liu Wanyun warmly. She was one of the best piano playing professors in the school. Zhao Liya almost completely inherited her talent.


    After a brief introduction last night, Liu Wanyun smiled and said, "don''t have a psychological burden. I won''t let you vote for Zhao Liya. She doesn''t deserve it."


    The students laughed and thought that Professor Liu was very humorous and that his daughter was so cute.


    In the front row, some school leaders and professors who came voluntarily also smiled knowingly. Zhao Liya is the apple of General Zhao Tianhua''s eye. Only Liu Wanyun dared to say that about her, even her father Zhao Muye. So, we unconsciously looked at Zhao Muye, who was also sitting.


    Zhao Muye smiled and sighed in her heart. She''s really not black, she''s really black!


    It must set off that iron pillar again!


    Sure enough, Liu Wanyun said, "Zhao Liya doesn''t work hard and doesn''t share grain. She can''t do anything except playing the piano. She has average singing skills and writes songs at the level of primary school students. She can reach the Finals because she is well-known and takes advantage of other players. Compared with my family... ER! Compared with my family Zhao Liya, Li Tiezhu''s player is the real strength."


    The students are laughing. Professor Liu is so modest! Zhao Liya is so excellent that she is not proud.


    Zhao Muye molar: "drink! Tui~"


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    The game was broadcast abroad and attracted tens of millions of fans of Ayn Pella Lee.


    This is a regular broadcast, signed a contract and gave money. Even, they are equipped with a host who is proficient in Chinese and English to translate the whole process.


    The reason is very simple. It''s not how popular a good voice is abroad, but that aenpera is very popular abroad. Li Tiezhu is most popular in western countries such as the United States, followed by Japan, South Korea and Southeast Asia.


    At first, it was because of "chasing a dream of a child''s heart" and the rabbit animation, and then the image of ghost fan sun eye during his audition. Finally, with the spread of his original songs such as "Dongfeng Po", "juvenile", "big fish", "a Diao" and "sea and sky", most of the fake fans who first entered the pit as "beauty" turned into real fans.


    In foreign countries, the most popular is Dongfeng Po, because it is very Chinese.


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    At the game, Shaohua finished the rules and began to introduce the top five.


    When it was Li Tiezhu''s turn, the applause and cheers were the most enthusiastic. His current heat and popularity can be said to crush the other four.


    In the chaotic applause and cheers, one voice changed from weak to strong, and finally the whole audience shouted:


    "Happy 18th birthday, Li Tiezhu!"


    The live broadcast screen is also swiped uniformly:


    "Happy 18th birthday, Li Tiezhu!"


    In the audience, a huge banner spread out: Happy 18th birthday to Li Tiezhu! You are the champion!


    In the front row, songzhuer shouted the loudest. On the contrary, lengba next to him was silent.


    Today, only these two people came to support Li Tiezhu. After all, the last battle was a little too big, and brother Yao, who originally said to come, couldn''t come because he was pulled to shoot the first promotional film of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms.


    When the noise in the hall calmed down, song Zhuer sat down and asked curiously:


    "Sister, are you ready for tie Zhu''s birthday present?"


    Lengba excites the spirit: "ah! That what, almost ready..."


    "What is it?"


    "A wallet."


    "Eh... Sister, you''re really not creative. What''s the use?"


    "Pack money."


    "It''s almost like pretending to beep. Who brings cash these days? I''m different. I''ve prepared a surprise for him, hehe..."


    Songzhu''er showed off.


    Lengba secretly rolled her eyes. You know what a fart surprise is. The wallet is only the appearance, and the cat is the surprise, although this is the birthday gift ordered by the cat keeper.


    The record in the wechat chat has not been deleted yet. Li Tiezhu''s domineering sentence: cat, take the collar last time and come to my house in the evening.


    Songzhuer didn''t stop until he was forced to succeed: "don''t you ask me what to send?"


    Lengba: "what did you send?"


    Matsushita: "I won''t tell you! It''s a surprise."


    Lengba: "..." suddenly wants to swear.


    On the stage, Shaohua failed to calm the audience several times. Finally, Li Tiezhu said a few thanks, and the noise on the scene went down.


    He has presided over several sessions of good voice. Shaohua has never met such a popular player. There''s no way. Li Tiezhu''s popularity is almost against the sky. On the one hand, there are many coincidence factors.


    From the first a Diao fund to "chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart", and then a wave of support from CCTV. Finally, the women''s boxing event this week, with the rampant women''s boxing, has also accumulated more popularity for Li Tiezhu. Although the defeat of female boxing was due to songzhuer, it also pushed Li Tiezhu higher.


    These two weeks add up, Li Tiezhu''s popularity has been quite terrible.

 Chapter 167

    Shaohua asked, "Tiezhu, today is your 18th birthday. What do you want to say to the audience on the scene and in front of the screen?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "thank you for your support. Thank you very much! Today is my 18th birthday and my mother''s suffering day. However, on such a day, a female reporter even said she would rent an excavator to move my mother''s grave."


    Li Tiezhu spoke calmly, but the live audience and the audience watching the live broadcast were blown up.


    This NIMA?


    Really?


    Shaohua is stupid. Why do you say this? Wasn''t it quiet backstage before?


    The audience shouted. After all, this kind of thing is too much and disgusting. It really goes beyond people''s bottom line and will naturally cause public anger.


    Tutor CHEN Yisen looked angry and looked at the two next to him. Wang Feng looked relaxed and yehenara was a little nervous, but it had nothing to do with them.


    Han Hong just shook his head silently. These people have no lower limit.


    Luo Feiyan stole a peek at Li Tiezhu. She was not afraid, but disappointed. It seems impossible to attract him, and today, I guess even the second is hanging, so I can only find a way to get more tickets for myself.


    One careless move will lose the game!


    In fact, the female reporter has succeeded. It''s all the bad things of songzhuer!


    The live Barrage is also exciting:


    "What''s going on?"


    "It''s the ghost of female boxing again!"


    "These boxers are disgusting. They are animals."


    "If I''m Li Tiezhu, I can''t bear it."


    "The one upstairs is really naive. I really think it''s a female fist attacking Li Tiezhu for no reason?"


    "Another one wants to wash the white female fist."


    "You''re wrong. I don''t wash white female boxing. I just say: luofeiyan, grass mud horse!"


    "I see!"


    "Understand."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Just look at songzhuer''s scarf yesterday! Iron head doll knows the inside story."


    Seeing the situation, Shaohua hurriedly grabbed Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, let''s not mention the unhappy things. Let''s talk about the game today."


    "Tiktok," Li Tiezhu said, "I beat the woman reporter before I started. Otherwise, I will be prohibit" because of this matter. I can not participate in the final. When we have agreed, I will speak out on the stage, she will shake the video. We are not prepared to compromise this matter. My mother, I will never give up half a step! "


    Shaohua was surprised and looked down at the stage.


    At the same time, the director also cut the lens to the audience.


    Songzhu''er raised the phone with the broken screen and said it had been sent.


    Shaohua doesn''t know what to say.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m sorry, host, but I have to make a voice. Next, let''s continue the game."


    The audience burst into thunderous applause for the iron head baby songzhuer.


    The barrage area is also very active:


    "Pay tribute to the iron head baby!"


    "Good fight!"


    "I used to be annoyed with pine and bamboo. I''ve turned pink these days."


    "Tiktok first, I''ll watch the video."


    "I''m watching. It seems that I threw my mobile phone over. I can''t see it clearly, but the reporter shouted very miserably."


    "Luofei smoke is really vicious!"


    "Without evidence, it can''t be said that Luofei tobacco did it?"


    "There is no need for evidence!"


    "No evidence is required."


    "Think about the fact that she framed Li Tiezhu for insulting her two days ago. Does it still need evidence?"


    "Luofeiyan is the leader of meteor, not a player at all!"


    "If it''s not songzhuer, Li Tiezhu won''t be able to participate in the finals."


    "Think carefully and fear!"


    Shaohua barely maintained the atmosphere and began to interview several other contestants.


    Shaohua: "Justin, what do you expect from tonight''s final? What results do you hope to achieve?"


    Justin: I support Li Tiezhu. There will be no compromise on this matter


    Shaohua: "do you think you can enter the top three?"


    Justin: happy birthday, Li Tiezhu


    Shaohua: "


    Calculate and ask for another: "Zhao Liya, can you sing your original song tonight?"


    Zhao Liya said, "an original song, a song written by Li Tiezhu. Supporting Li Tiezhu is impossible!"


    Shaohua changed another one: "Yi Xiaomao, are you still all original songs tonight?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "support brother Tiezhu! The competition and champion depend on their strength, not other crooked ways."


    Shaohua had to interview luofeiyan and deliberately left her to the end because Shaohua also thought she was the initiator. Shaohua asked, "luofeiyan player, do you think you can enter the top three?"


    Luo Feiyan smiled and smiled: "it depends on the audience''s vote. I also support Li Tiezhu."


    If you don''t support it, don''t you admit it in disguise? There can be no evidence of this anyway.


    Shaohua smiled and said, "let''s invite notaries. Tonight''s voting notaries are director Zhang and director Liu of Donghai notary office."


    Luo Feiyan''s heart clicked.


    incorrect!


    Didn''t the notary appointed before be a man and a woman? The company also specially sent people to entertain in private... Why did they change people suddenly? And changed two levels so high?


    Luo Feiyan looked down at the stage and her assistant shook her head.


    Obviously, the program group only knows when the other party comes. Then, the replacement is the notary office itself?


    Why?


    Under the auspices of Shaohua, the five contestants simply drew the order of the first round, and then returned to the backstage, leaving Yi Xiaomao, the first contestant.


    Xiao Mao sings his own original songs.


    ¡­¡­


    Backstage, Zhao Liya came to Li Tiezhu''s dressing room.


    "My grandfather just sent me a message that CCTV website sent a message, very, very brief, saying that someone reported tax evasion of boulder culture and meteor culture."


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly: "your grandpa reported it?!"


    Zhao Liya rolled her eyes: "My grandpa didn''t have that spare time. It was the female fist beating Li Tiezhu during this period that attracted CCTV''s revenge. After all, as soon as CCTV plated Li Tiezhu with gold, Luo Feiyan colluded with the female fist to fix you, which really hit Yang Ma''s face. I heard that Donghai paid special attention to it, and hurried to change the highest level notary. They don''t want to sneak on the ticket tonight."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and understood.


    Zhao Liya said: "to tell you this is to make you relax. Tonight''s game is absolutely fair and fair."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you!"


    Zhao Liya waved away: "come on! Silly column!"


    Li Tiezhu tilted his head. Why do you call me silly column? No one has called me that for a long time.


    In another dressing room, luofeiyan has no intention to compete. She also got the news. Now she is in a panic and has been calling to operate public relations.


    Yehenara, who is listening to Yi Xiaomao''s singing, is already on pins and needles.


    On the contrary, Wang Feng nearby seems to smile. I say you don''t believe it if you die. Do you believe it now?

 Chapter 168

    Li Tiezhu sang an original "snail".


    Luofeiyan covered a Cantonese song, but he was flustered and lost his level.


    Zhao Liya and Justin are also cover singers. After all, the first round results are not very important, and the performance nature is stronger.


    At the end of the first round, 2000 spectators voted on the spot.


    The ranking is as follows: Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, Yi Xiaomao, Justin, Luo Feiyan.


    In the second round, the lower ranked players will appear first and the higher ranked players will appear later.


    Luo Feiyan was the first to appear and sang the wrong word.


    Everyone could see that her game was over.


    At the entrance of the channel, Justin is waiting for the stage. He is nervous and excited. Last week, Li Tiezhu said he would help him into the top three. He still doesn''t believe it. As a result


    Li Tiezhu is awesome!


    Although Yang Ma only wanted her face, it was because of Li Tiezhu.


    He also learned the news of tax evasion by the two companies from Zhang Xiaomeng, and understood that this was a good opportunity for him to enter the top three, as long as he killed Yi Xiaomao. After all, with the state and level of luofeiyan, without hype and tickets, the top five can''t get in and there is no threat.


    Shaohua finished the interview and comment on luofeiyan in the shortest time and said:


    "Now let''s invite the second contestant Justin."


    Justin took a deep breath on the stage: "the key word of this issue is'' dream ''. I bring you a new song written by Li Tiezhu -" my future is not a dream ". At the same time, this song will also be included in my first solo album" Chinese dream ", and many songs in the album are also arranged by Tiezhu..."


    Applause everywhere, the audience booed, and Li Tiezhu wrote songs for you? This is the third song! He also helped you make an album?


    Barrage fluttering:


    "This is true love!"


    "Spicy claws retreat, Justin and Li Tiezhu are together!"


    "Li Tiezhu is going to fly his rhythm!"


    "I have a hunch that my sister Mao has been trapped by an iron pillar."


    "I love sister Mao..."


    Mao Mei stood at the entrance of the passage, with a indifferent face, tons and three Erguotou. After listening to Justin canvassing with Li Tiezhu on the stage, she began to sing. This song is really good.


    Yi Xiaomao remembered Li Tiezhu''s video with him three days ago. Tiezhu said in the video that he wanted to bring penguins into the top three, not against him. Yi Xiaomao knows that Li Tiezhu wants to just meteor and his Boulder, so he understands, but he doesn''t give up.


    I just didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu''s song to Justin was so original. His own original in this issue is a little general.


    It doesn''t matter. Li Tiezhu said he would take him to sing the rabbit''s Song - "proud youth".


    Moreover, on the first day of the rally, Luo Feiyan humiliated him, which he always remembered. Therefore, Li Tiezhu was a little happy to do so.


    The first three is not the first three. It is not very important for Yi Xiaomao now. He has grown into a real star. He is no longer the little transparent who needs to perform the ground crawling hip-hop dance in front of luofeiyan.


    What''s more... The dance teacher''s intimate peristaltic hot dance is also very rare. I''ve also played the steel pipe by Yi Xiaomao, hum!


    Very steel pipe!


    After a while, Yi Xiaomao, who was full of dance skills, came on the stage and presented an original song.


    Then, Zhao Liya appeared on the stage.


    "Hello, everyone! I also bring an original song" dream flower "by Li Tiezhu!"


    The only pure white dream flower


    Blooming in amber Crescent


    Even if you lose all the power of love


    I was never afraid


    ¡­¡­


    Backstage, as soon as I returned to the dressing room, the dance teacher comforted me with Yi Xiaomao: "this Li Tiezhu is too much. Why do you write songs for both of them? It''s obviously aimed at you!"


    Yi Xiaomao arched his head, changed the angle from which he could breathe freely, and said, "sister Xiuhong, I don''t want to be the first three, just want to play cards with you."


    The dance teacher blushed: "call me Lucy! Oh... No, there''s a camera..."


    Yi Xiaomao: "they won''t broadcast."


    On TV, Li Tiezhu appeared on the stage: "I sang the new song proud youth."


    "Hey, Ho... Wait a minute, I''ll listen to this song first."


    Yi Xiaomao stopped halfway, wiped his mouth and focused on watching TV.


    Sister Xiuhong was half lying on the sofa, with a grass mud horse expression on her face. She said no, you have to. I just entered the state. Did you watch TV? Look, I won''t kill you tonight! Give you baldness!


    ¡­¡­


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu bowed to Han Hong: "this song is for you. Thank you for making me a proud teenager!"


    The prelude to the song sounded.


    Li Tiezhu has made great progress in singing:


    At the beginning


    I was still


    A naive and crying child


    Ten years later


    Finally understand


    As long as you do your best, there is no failure


    ¡­¡­


    Run


    Proud youth


    There is firm faith in the young heart


    Burn


    Proud blood


    I''ll sing the song of victory again


    ¡­¡­


    Han Hong''s face was full of happy smiles. The child really didn''t disappoint her.


    After the second round of singing, five contestants took the stage again, and the 15 minute national vote opened.


    It''s strange that the five players are not nervous at all. This is completely different from the good voice finals of previous sessions. In the past, there were wars, tension and excitement. This time, everyone is very Buddhist.


    Even Shaohua''s speech speed was slowed down by the Buddha.


    In order to show fairness, impartiality and openness, the program group even inserted a small picture in the lower left corner of the live broadcast, the justice station of the whole live broadcast. Obviously, the program team knows what Yang Ma did, which is proving her innocence so as not to be affected.


    The vote came soon:


    1. Li Tiezhu (89 million votes)


    2. Zhao Liya (63 million votes)


    3. Justin (51 million votes)


    4. Yi Xiaomao (49 million votes)


    5. Lofeyan (27 million votes)


    The top three are out. Yi Xiaomao and Luo Feiyan are out. They don''t have to sing any more. They directly rank in this order. Yi Xiaomao is fourth and Luo Feiyan is fifth.


    Shaohua: "congratulations to Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya and Justin on entering the top three. Now let''s have the last round of competition - the championship!"


    Although he tried hard to create a tense atmosphere, the audience didn''t buy it at all. The audience was reveling because Li Tiezhu directly took the two players away, and he shouldn''t have a big problem winning the championship.


    After all, many people vote for Justin because of Li Tiezhu''s face.


    Yi Xiaomao was killed in the competition. He went back to the dressing room to eat honey peaches. Well, it''s so soft and sweet. The fruit bought by the program team this time is not bad.


    As soon as luofeiyan stepped down, he left in a hurry and wanted to fly back to Yuezhou overnight. This time, there was a big problem.


    ¡­¡­


    Blue mountain villa.


    Xiao Zhen massaged Godfather while watching the live broadcast. He saw Li Tiezhu''s entering the top three and you Rongyan. He is worthy of being my brother!


    Xiao town is famous for serving Godfather with strength. It''s not humiliating. That''s what Tiezhu said.


    I waited on Godfather when I stood! Unlike some people, they have to lie down, kneel, spiral handstand and so on.

 Chapter 169

    In the last round of competition, Zhao Liya sang an original song, Justin covered a fast song, and Li Tiezhu took out another original song.


    "This song is written for myself, for my seventeen years old, and also for the unusual two months brought to me by super good voice. A new song brings you seventeen years old."


    At seventeen, someone has no face


    Participated in the challenge


    Li Tiezhu only sang two sentences, and the audience laughed. It is obvious that someone who is shameless has learned crosstalk now.


    Bullet screen brushing:


    "Tao Zi, Li Tiezhu is blacking you again."


    "Postpartum brother said at the beginning that Li Tiezhu would eat Xiang if he didn''t win the championship."


    "No wonder Li Tiezhu wrote songs so fiercely. It turned out that it was for improper eating and broadcasting!"


    "Want to see!"


    "Postpartum brother took serious brother to the competition. As a result, serious brother won the championship. Postpartum brother went to learn crosstalk. It''s wonderful!"


    "Where is the champion?"


    "It must be the champion. Not to mention the popularity gap, Zhao Liya and Justin obviously didn''t work hard this round."


    "Whether they let them or not can''t compete with Li Tiezhu."


    "Moreover, both of them and Li Tiezhu are so iron..."


    "This is the least wonderful sound final I''ve ever seen, but the best!"


    ¡­¡­


    Stars also have training classes


    A short month is too fresh


    Even Yue Ge and Fang Bo


    Have met


    Later, it was too sudden to break into the top three


    ¡­¡­


    love me


    Don''t cover your face


    Let passers-by find out


    Just sing


    Dye this emotional song with your heart


    Sing love songs


    Let''s do it again


    Remember all the time, applause resounded all over the sky


    To sing love songs


    From the beginning again


    If love is strong, a little tear flow is difficult to avoid


    Change in the rising and falling beats of the scale


    Every song


    It''s every face


    ¡­¡­


    After singing, Li Tiezhu thanked:


    "Thank you, everyone. I want to say thank you to all the audience on the scene and in front of the screen. It''s your vote that brought me here. After all, as long as there is a whole network voting link, I''m the first, and even often break the record. This... Is all your credit. Thank you!"


    Old Versailles!


    The third round of final voting opened, and general director Hong Bo and four mentors also took the stage to witness the birth of the champion, runner up and runner up of this session.


    The results were not unexpected:


    Champion Li Tiezhu.


    Runner up Zhao Liya.


    Third place Justin.


    After the award, Li Tiezhu received a million bonus, which decreased in turn. Then there are gold microphones, silver microphones and copper microphones, although they are actually copper.


    Finally, the award-winning speech, this session of painting style is strange.


    Unexpectedly, no family is terminally ill, no family is too poor to expose the pot, no one has been cheated in society, no one has come for this program after ten years of hard practice, or even a lovelorn.


    The tragic selling link is completely off track, even a little funny.


    Justin, the third runner up, was so excited that he was about to kiss Li Tiezhu. He was pushed by Li Tiezhu and fell a fart. Then, he said excitedly:


    "Thanks to Li Tiezhu! If it weren''t for him, I wouldn''t be able to get into the top five, let alone third. Thank you, audience friends, for voting for me in the face of Li Tiezhu! In the future, I will work very hard... Continue to hold Li Tiezhu''s thigh! This is a golden thigh!"


    The runner up, Zhao Liya, is much calmer. She won the prize with a soft hand


    "Thank you, Li Tiezhu. It''s his" people like me " Let me take part in the competition. I think now I can proudly say that I am a singer. Thank Li Tiezhu. My mother asked me to invite you to dinner! Don''t laugh. My mother just sent me a wechat saying that she is Li Tiezhu''s iron powder. In addition, I''m very happy to get the runner up. Thank the program team, thank the four tutors, especially my tutor Han Hong¡°


    Li Tiezhu is simpler:


    "Zhao Liya, you owe me a meal. Besides, this gold microphone doesn''t look like real gold. Has the program group been cheated?"


    Shaohua smiled and said, "who told you that the gold microphone is real gold? It''s gold-plated."


    Li Tiezhu: "that should be called ''gilded microphone''. I''m also very happy to get this'' gilded microphone award ''. Finally... I can go back to school. I''ve left too much homework..."


    The scene was full of laughter. You have enough pursuit!


    Barrage:


    "Congratulations to Li Tiezhu!"


    "Shentemo gold plated microphone award."


    "Serious people who read?"


    "No, Li Tiezhu, don''t you go back to the construction site to move bricks?"


    "In order to work in the pig farm, Li Tiezhu accompanied his postpartum brother who didn''t want to raise pigs to participate in the competition. As a result, his postpartum brother didn''t raise pigs and said that crosstalk had gone, and Li Tiezhu didn''t work as a foreman..."


    "Serious brother is really simple and simple. No matter how red he is, he can''t change his sand carving temperament."


    "Be reasonable, serious brother and iron head baby are really a perfect match!"


    Li Tiezhu continues to dare to speak. No, comments:


    "Thanks to the program group, um... Although I can''t say what I should be grateful for, I still want to thank you. Thank mentor Ethan for his great help. Thank aunt Han Hong for this. I don''t need to explain this. Thank mentor Wang Feng and mentor yehenara for routine. Thank teacher lengba for giving me a pass card..."


    Barrage: "you should thank her for helping you with your popsicle."


    Zhao Liya: "my cat, thank you for what? Well, I suddenly want to kill the cat..."


    Lengba blushed: "you''re welcome, cat."


    Songzhuer raised his hand: "I, and me!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Thank you, Mr. Chen Poisson. If he didn''t force me to sing, I wouldn''t be able to participate in the competition. Thank brother Yue for taking me to the program when I was at a low ebb. Thank you, spicy claw, for helping me talk online and fighting before the competition. Thank you, my old man, Qin Tao and ban Hua. Hey? Don''t thank you. Thank my head teacher, Little Prince Li Feng against the wind Teacher, thank you for letting me leave the competition. I think who else to thank? "


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head, looked at the smiling director Hong Bo and nodded.


    The director smiled happily and didn''t forget me.


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, thanks."


    Hong Bo: "


    "Oh, yes!"


    Li Tiezhu picked up the microphone again and said to Hong Bo, "also, I almost forgot. Can I still say?"


    Finally think of me?


    Hong Bo nodded, "say it."


    Li Tiezhu said: "I will soon release my first solo album. No, it is the second album after the Royal engine, 17 years old, which contains all the original songs I have sung since the audition. The album is launched in penguin music. Please support it! Thank you! Director, I''m finished."


    With constipation on his face, Hong Bo announced: "the sixth season of super good voice is over!"


    The sixth season of good voice ended so far. Li Tiezhu boarded the championship and became the network hotspot that night.


    At the same time, Li Tiezhu also received systematic rewards.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining intelligence value: 38 points. (30 points intelligence value will be awarded for the first three)


    Music Achievement: 291 points.


    Variety achievement: 280 points.


    Film and television achievements: 55 points.


    Tiktok fans: 31 million 410 thousand. (a lot of powder tonight)


    Cat domestication: 25%.


    Main task loading progress: 99.9%... 100%


    [Ding! Host, the loading of the main task in the second stage is completed...]

 Chapter 170

    As soon as the competition was over, Penguin music directly changed into a big tweet: the countdown to the release of Li Tiezhu''s first album "17 years old" was 10 days.


    Look at this posture. It''s a countdown. Push it for ten days!


    In the end, he is the number one in his own family. He really doesn''t hesitate to pay for it. Even Lao Zhou doesn''t have this treatment.


    At the same time, the two less obvious places in the lower right corner updated the news that Zhao Liya will launch her new album "dream flower" and Justin''s "Chinese dream". Without comparison, there will be no harm.


    The two albums cost 19 yuan and 18 yuan respectively.


    Li Tiezhu gave Zhao Liya "learn cat barking" and "dream flower", and she will also launch a new album.


    The rare words, Chinese dialect and my future is not a dream were given to Justin, but the copyright and copyright fee belong to Li Tiezhu.


    Click to open the big cover push, you can see the song title in the album of 17 years old. The pre-sale price is 29 yuan.


    People like me


    It''s nice of you to laugh


    Persian cat 1


    Persian cat 2


    East wind breaking


    Youth


    "A Diao"


    The sea and the sky


    Chasing a dream: the heart of a child


    Farewell my concubine


    "Difficult Sutra"


    Snail


    Proud youth


    Seventeen


    Song of neuropathy


    This album contains a total of 15 songs, of which 14 were sung by Li Tiezhu during the super good voice competition. The reason why the song of neuropathy is included is purely to publicly thank songzhuer.


    It was not until we saw the list of song titles of this album that everyone woke up. Li Tiezhu was fighting... No, it was so terrible!


    Almost every song is a masterpiece. The main song level is that any song can support an album except Persian cat 2. Of course, "song of psychosis" doesn''t have to be discussed.


    However, people have to ask, everyone has bought the live version of Li Tiezhu''s songs. Is anyone willing to spend money on the album?


    ¡­¡­


    At 10:30, Li Tiezhu, Justin, Yi Xiaomao, Zhao Liya, lengba and songzhuer came to the barbecue shop. Before the meat was cooked, they saw a message on the Internet. Yang Ma confirmed to invite Li Tiezhu to this year''s Spring Festival Gala.


    Everyone congratulated and envied. For artists, going to the Spring Festival Gala is an honor.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I haven''t received any notice. Is this an invitation? It''s obviously coercion!"


    "Tiktok," he said, "I will not go."


    Li Tiezhu: "get out! I''m not stupid. It''s so awesome to go to the Spring Festival Gala. Why don''t I go?"


    Then he received the information about the Spring Festival Gala from his agent Zhang xiaogermination.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "hahaha... My reward for the Spring Festival Gala is 1500 yuan, or before tax."


    Zhao Liya is barbecue for everyone: "is this about money? Many people give money to go to the Spring Festival Gala. I know several."


    "I heard that the maximum is only 5000."


    Yi Xiaomao said while sending a message to sister Xiuhong, let her wash it first, and he went to play cards after eating. No way, Li Tiezhu won the championship to celebrate his birthday party. He can''t not attend it.


    Matsushita: "but it''s too little. There''s not enough money for dinner and wine tonight! If I were you, I wouldn''t go."


    Li Tiezhu snorted coldly: "come on, you ran faster than anyone at the Spring Festival Gala that year. You have no skin and no face. That''s what you say. You always pretend to be a criminal! I believe you."


    Matsushita: "that year, my labor fee was 829 after tax! Gan! Waiter, first make two bottles of Wuliangye!"


    Li Tiezhu: "can you drink? How many people are we?"


    Matsushita: "Yi Xiaomao, Justin, you and me, each must have half a kilo?"


    Lao Jia''s face is green: "Baijiu, liquor, no longer."


    Lengba silently peeled the beans and didn''t speak.


    Soon the wine came.


    Songzhu''er picked up one or two small cups and said to Li Tiezhu, "Happy Birthday! Welcome to the adult world! I''ll do it, you can do it at will."


    Li Tiezhu had to do it, and then he was turned around. Except for the minor Zhao Liya, he had a drink, and even lengba had an exception.


    In less than ten minutes, a bottle of Wuliangye just washed white.


    Songzhu''er said proudly, "look, there''s no bottle left."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. I didn''t eat much, so I fell half a kilo and fainted.


    After that, Li Tiezhu didn''t drink much, and the remaining bottle was divided up by pine bamboo and Yi Xiaomao. After drinking a cup of wine with Justin, Li Tiezhu blushed and talk rubbish. Later he went to the bathroom to vomit for a while, and he swore he would not drink baijiu.


    A meal was very lively and the atmosphere was very high.


    During this period, Li Tiezhu also took time to make a phone call with the old man to tell him the news of winning the championship and last Spring Festival Gala. The old man was so excited that Aunt Liu shouted.


    Then, Liu Xiaohua maliciously sent a 5 yuan red envelope: congratulations on your brother''s winning the championship and happy birthday to you.


    Li Tiezhu knows the rules. His backhand is a big red envelope of 200: study hard and make progress every day.


    At twelve, Zhao Liya took out her birthday cake.


    Then, everyone gave Li Tiezhu some small gifts.


    Songzhuer''s gift is the most creative. She doesn''t know what the relationship is. She got Li Tiezhu a regular driver''s license.


    "Hee hee, surprise! Do you like it? Which man doesn''t like driving? So you can drive legally!"


    Li Tiezhu was surprised: "isn''t it illegal for you to meow?"


    Song Zhuer: "it''s not against the law, but... It''s not legal."


    Li Tiezhu accepted it, but he decided to take a serious exam by himself.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu paid for the meal. Zhao Liya can''t invite Zhao Liya to the birthday party.


    Out of the barbecue shop, Justin and Yi Xiaomao evacuated quickly.


    As soon as songzhuer was happy, he drank dizzy again. He hooked up with Li Tiezhu and chattered endlessly. He threatened to set Luofei''s sack. It sounded that the means of committing the crime was extremely cruel.


    Lengba asks the rabbit to smash and take songzhu''er away. Songzhu''er doesn''t go away and spits out a mouthful of wine:


    "I don''t! If I don''t go to your house, the sofa, bed sheet and carpet are pink. My eyes are blind. I like Li Tiezhu''s house. All my clothes are in his house. Moreover, the thieves under Li Tiezhu are delicious. Hey, hey..."


    The rabbit hit his face red, shrugged at lengba and slipped away: "I don''t have anything she wants to eat."


    Lengba explained bitterly, "she said boiled noodles."


    Zhao Liya waved, "otherwise?"


    Lengba: "


    Li Tiezhu holds songzhu''er back to the apartment. Lengba carries her and songzhu''er''s bag and is a little angry... What a big light bulb.


    Back to the apartment, the drunk songzhuer went to take a bath first.


    Li Tiezhu made himself a cup of very light tea to sober up. Although he was not drunk this time, he also drank half a kilo and his head was a little swollen.


    Lengba teased Xiao Jiu on the sofa.


    Li Tiezhu licked his mouth, leaned over, reached out and pinched Xiao Jiu. He said to lengba, "the little guy grows very fast. He weighs one kilogram and three Liang more than when he just bought it."


    Lengba nodded: "it''s just to be chubby, Xiao Jiu... What are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu breathed a little heavily and sprayed it on her face.


    Lengba looked at the direction of the bathroom and wanted to push away Li Tiezhu: "no, no... um..."

 Chapter 171

    For a long time, the lips are divided.


    Lengba leaned against Li Tiezhu and beat him gently: "do you still like your birthday gift?"


    She said the gift was just like this.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and remembered the expensive looking wallet given by lengba. His head hurt a little. He remembered the feeling that lengba pinched his head last time and said:


    "I like it, but I feel almost nothing. Remember the last time I got drunk? At your house."


    "Well, of course!"


    "Just that time, I still remember that touch... It''s so comfortable. Would you pinch it for me again?"


    "Can''t you be subtle? What''s touch?"


    "It''s soft, cold..."


    "Shh! Stop talking. I''m so ashamed. Don''t be heard."


    "Huh?"


    Leng Ba Chen said strangely, "bamboo is here. How can I give you... What? I don''t want face?"


    Since you asked me to bring a collar, the cat knew you were not kind, but the cat didn''t expect you to be so straightforward! Sure enough, after tasting the sweetness, he became presumptuous.


    Li Tiezhu has some doubts. Is it embarrassing to ask you to massage my head? What if bamboo sees it? Forget it, it may be the burden of a big star. I can''t blame her. She''s good enough.


    But Li Tiezhu still showed a little regret: "forget it."


    Lengba''s mouth rises. Is the little guy eating marrow and knowing the taste? Looking at the wronged look, tut Tut, she said softly, "I''ll sleep with songzhu''er first. When she falls asleep, I''ll give you... Pinch..."


    Li Tiezhu is more confused. I''m asleep. What else do you pinch?


    Just about to speak, the bathroom door opened, and Matsushita came out in Kumamoto''s pajamas.


    Lengba felt guilty and wiped her mouth.


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you wash first or I wash first?"


    Lengba: "you go first."


    When Li Tiezhu went to wash, song Zhuer sat cross legged on the sofa, holding Xiao Jiu and kissing and rubbing Xiao Jiu. Then she suddenly looked at lengba strangely:


    "Eh? Sister lengba, why don''t you go home so late? Isn''t your house nearby?"


    Lengba''s teeth are itchy. Did you ask me? He raised me. What''s the matter with you? Is there any self-knowledge?


    "I... take care of you. You drink too much. In case something happens, it''s inconvenient for Li Tiezhu to be a man."


    "What''s inconvenient? Tie Zhu and I are very casual!"


    "In short, it''s inconvenient."


    "Have you ever received a heart-shaped stone?"


    "Nonsense! Who hasn''t received it? The man wholesales several sacks. What do you say?"


    "Lend me your cell phone."


    "What are you doing?"


    "Bring it, you!"


    Songzhuer was drunk and bleary eyed. He grabbed his mobile phone and began dialing.


    Lengba: "who are you calling?"


    "Hello? Are you... Lengba?"


    "Grass Mud Horse! It''s me again. Can''t you think of it? Grass Mud Horse!"


    Toot~


    After hanging up the phone, songzhuer lay on the sofa, kicking his legs with laughter and began to sing: "ha ha, one day I''ll let spicy claw tell a joke when I''m free..."


    Lengba looked at the crazy songzhu''er and suddenly felt a little guilty. She really risked her life for Li Tiezhu. What about me?


    Then she took back the phone and called luofeiyan. No one answered for a long time.


    Songzhuer stopped laughing and glared at lengba. Do you want to be a traitor? Do you want to call to apologize?


    But I finally took it.


    "Pine bamboo NIMA..."


    "I''m lengba. She just robbed my phone."


    "Oh, what''s the matter with you?"


    "Nothing, just... Grass Mud Horse!"


    Toot~


    Then lengba and songzhuer looked at each other and laughed at the same time.


    Li Tiezhu, who took a cold shower inside, looked blankly. What did the two laugh at night?


    After taking a shower, Li Tiezhu changed his clothes. When he came out, he found that songzhuer lay on the sofa and fell asleep. Xiao Jiuyi farted on her head. Lengba is playing with her mobile phone, and her expression is a little confused.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "did you knock her out?"


    Lengba rolled her eyes: "do you think I can beat her?"


    "That''s true. Her combat effectiveness is second only to ban Hua, and she is also a rare expert among girls."


    "We had a good talk just now. We were discussing the dubbing of the rabbit. She... Suddenly lost Xiao Jiu Yi and fell asleep with her eyes turned over. It startled me!"


    "Well..."


    "I also stretched out my hand to explore her nose and was angry. Only then did I know that she was asleep. Who is this?"


    "She''s always so straightforward."


    "Is this especially called frankness? This is called late neuropathy!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and didn''t care about everyone''s misunderstanding of songzhu''er. He said, "have you brought anything?"


    Lengba suddenly became nervous and unnaturally pointed to her handbag.


    "Take it out."


    "Come on, bamboo is still here."


    "Whatever she does? Take it out."


    Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand strongly.


    Lengba whetted haw, took out the cat collar and handed it to Li Tiezhu: "too much..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "lengba, let''s finish raising cats?"


    "For... Why?"


    "Because it''s immoral and disrespectful to you, I don''t want you to belittle yourself like this. I won''t play this game. I won''t transfer money to you from tonight."


    Lengba didn''t dare to look up. Her ears were red. Sure enough, the one who should come came came! After all, this guy is an adult today, and she gave a little, uh huh.


    Li Tiezhu finally put down his moral burden, took the cat collar and went into the bedroom.


    Keep a cat or something, just think it hasn''t happened!


    Then he took out a large white shirt, handed it to lengba and said, "I''m watching her here. Go take a bath and use this as your pajamas. Then, let''s rest early and it''s late."


    Lengba''s hand trembled, took the shirt and gave Li Tiezhu a white look.


    Shall we have an early rest?


    We?


    Even the clothes are ready? The white shirt you wore when you hid in the wardrobe? Unexpectedly, he still has this hobby?


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "what''s the matter?"


    Lengba quickly went to the bathroom: "nothing, just be happy!"


    Li Tiezhu sat on the sofa, brushed his mobile phone, sent back messages to those friends who sent birthday wishes, and... Received red envelopes. He was very happy.


    It''s much easier not to have a cat.


    From tomorrow on, try to catch up with sister lengba, hey hey!


    Speaking of it, I have studied theoretical knowledge for so long, and I don''t know my practical ability.


    Will she accept it?


    If you kiss, you won''t refuse me, will you?


    Does she think I''m young? Will she think I


    Hey?


    Hey?


    incorrect!


    Wait a minute! There seems to be a bug!


    Li Tiezhu collapsed from the sofa, his face turned white and his eyes were stunned. I... Didn''t receive the news that the system deducted IQ points!


    Check it out!


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 38 points. (reward 30 intelligence points for the first three)


    Music Achievement: 291 points.


    Variety achievement: 280 points.


    Film and television achievements: 55 points.


    Tiktok: 31 million 410 thousand. (it''s up a lot tonight)


    Cat domestication: 27%.


    Not only did you not deduct IQ points, but also the task of training cats was not cancelled. Even... The degree of domestication increased by 2%???


    What the hell?

 Chapter 172

    "Dog system, you come out!"


    [Ding! I advise you to be civilized, otherwise it will affect the mood of the system]


    "Don''t talk nonsense. Didn''t I cancel the cat training task?"


    [no]


    "I just told her not to play, and she promised."


    [the host needs to understand that the system does not change due to language, but only follows the most primitive inner fetters]


    "What bullshit fetters?"


    [in short, duplicity cannot be used as a reason for lifting]


    "I have no duplicity!"


    [that''s her]


    "Ah? Ah? Ah?"


    [as the saying goes, there is no cat in the hand and there is a cat in the heart]


    "Hum?"


    No cat is better than a cat


    "Hammer, don''t give me a break, you old man."


    [Ding! Cat domestication 1%, current 28%]


    "Why does it go up after taking a bath? Ah - Xi - right -"


    Li Tiezhu is crazy. What''s the matter with lengba? I don''t want a cat! I just want a snow-white and soft female ticket!


    I''m not a pervert!


    "Tiezhu, are you..."


    Songzhuer turned over and muttered in his sleep.


    Li Tiezhu was shocked. I talked to the system in my head. Can you hear me? Although our brain circuits are similar, we don''t communicate brain waves, do we?


    Songzhu''er threw up a bubble and broke it quickly: "iron pillar, you are the best! Let''s catch... Little frog, quack..."


    "I used to talk in my sleep. I was shocked!"


    Li Tiezhu breathed.


    I''ve tried my best to keep a cat. I can only think of a way later. At present, it seems that teacher lengba has a problem with her self positioning. We must find a way to get rid of her cat positioning.


    After a while, lengba came out after taking a bath. Li Tiezhu was thirsty.


    Lengba pinched a little: "what are you looking at?"


    Li Tiezhu giggled: "hey..."


    "Take her to the second bed and fall asleep just in time to avoid trouble."


    "Oh, oh."


    Li Tiezhu picked up songzhu''er and put her gently on the second bed. Lengba crept to cover her with a quilt. Obviously, they didn''t want to wake her up. They cooperated well.


    Li Tiezhu was looking forward to lengba''s massage, so he smiled a little proud.


    Lengba''s breathing quickened. Is this guy too obvious?


    After settling down, Li Tiezhu whispered, "lengba, let''s go! I can''t wait."


    Lengba bites her lips and silently walks out with Li Tiezhu.


    "The little frog is delicious!"


    Lengba was startled and looked at songzhu''er.


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "it''s all right. She talks in her sleep!"


    Songzhu said, "iron pillar, I just dreamed of catching a little frog. It smells good!"


    Lengba looks at Li Tiezhu with horror. Li Tiezhu is also surprised. Is he dreaming in a dream? Or


    Sure enough, the pine and bamboo son on the bed twisted his head: "let''s buy a little frog tomorrow? It''s not illegal to breed artificially."


    Lengba covered her forehead with one hand: "are you so... Fast asleep and fast awake?"


    Li Tiezhu was also very helpless: "well, buy a little frog tomorrow. Go to bed quickly."


    After that, Li Tiezhu and lengba looked at each other and left disappointed.


    Lengba had to close the door and sleep next to songzhuer.


    "Have you ever eaten a little frog?"


    "No."


    "It''s delicious, fragrant and tender... Li Tiezhu is very quick in killing frogs!"


    "Go to sleep, I turned off the light."


    "I actually had a nightmare just now, but I didn''t want tie Zhu to worry and didn''t tell him."


    "I''m sleepy."


    "I dreamed of catching a little frog, and then I met a huge frog, as big as Xu Shan''s head, and kept chasing me..."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Sister, are you still in trouble?"


    "Shut up!"


    "Li Tiezhu has gone through that. He still carries an apple flavor with him. Hey, ah! What envy!"


    "He didn''t."


    "How did you know?"


    "I really slept."


    "I like him."


    "HMM... hmm? What did you say?"


    Pop!


    The light was turned on.


    Lengba sat up in horror and forcibly pulled the drunken pine bamboo up with an angry face: "what did you just say?"


    Songzhuer giggled: "I may be in love, hey, hey..."


    Lengba thundered: "I said how you fought for Li Tiezhu and iron head baby. I should have thought of it!"


    Songzhu''er was drunk, but he could still maintain some consciousness: "but I dare not chase him. I haven''t learned to chase boys. I''m afraid I''ll scare him away. I''m really afraid... Wuwuwuwu..."


    Lengba is so bored. Why are you still crying?


    I didn''t cry!


    "Really shed tears? In fact, Li Tiezhu is nothing good. Can I introduce you to a handsome boyfriend?"


    "No! Wuwu... I don''t want handsome."


    "Well... Li Tiezhu already has girls he likes. They... Are already together."


    "Ah? Wow, woo, woo... If you hesitate, you will lose... Woo, woo..."


    "Hey, hey... It''s okay. Forget him."


    ¡­¡­


    Master bedroom, Li Tiezhu waited for a while. Lengba didn''t come, so he fell asleep. If you don''t press it, there will be opportunities in the future.


    Sleeping until midnight, Li Tiezhu heard a rustling sound in his confusion.


    Then a mass of fragrant soft jade got into the quilt and stuck to his body. The warm body temperature and clear fragrance came to his face. Li Tiezhu woke up in an instant.


    It''s the smell of lengba!


    Why did she get into my bed?


    "Hello? Here comes the surprise."


    Lengba arched herself and asked in a low voice.


    Li Tiezhu''s brain was still down. He couldn''t figure it out, so he didn''t make a sound. If you come for massage, you won''t get into the quilt?


    Lengba muttered, "are you really asleep? The pine and bamboo son was so bored that he cried and hawed for more than half an hour before he fell asleep again."


    Li Tiezhu wondered more. Why did pine and bamboo cry in the middle of the night?


    Her?


    Iron head doll! Strike the queen!


    Can you cry?


    Can''t you dream of a little frog and cry?


    Horizontal groove!!!


    What rhythm is this? Did I dream?


    Li Tiezhu found that lengba grabbed his hand, then sent his hand into her clothes and climbed to an inexplicable highland


    "Wheeze! Wheeze!"


    Li Tiezhu''s breath is in disorder.


    "Wake up?"


    Lengba raised her head and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Then, in the dim yellow light of the bedside lamp, she found his eyes shining.


    Li Tiezhu had 10000 doubts, but he drove them out of his head and didn''t want to think about any problems. He shook his hand unconsciously, and then rolled over like crazy.


    Lengba almost begged: "no! You can''t go too far as you said last time! I''m... Not ready."


    "Like last time?"


    Li Tiezhu''s head suddenly cleared up. He was drunk last time... It''s not a dream, it''s a real cat! So tonight he said massage, but the cat... Misunderstood.


    This


    "I like you. So I said I wouldn''t keep a cat. I bought a book for nine yuan and nine yuan. I''ve been learning to chase girls. I''m afraid you won''t agree. I''m afraid you can''t see me. I''m afraid..."


    Li Tiezhu was incoherent, so he didn''t say it. He tore open his shirt and buried his head.


    Lengba was tearful and clenched her lower lip.

 Chapter 173

    After a while, Li Tiezhu raised his head: "lengba, will you be my girlfriend? Otherwise, I''ll start chasing you tomorrow? I''ve learned a lot of knowledge recently..."


    Lengba was exposed in front of Li Tiezhu and trembled angrily: "shut up! I''m all like this, and you still say sarcastic words!"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, then reacted and buried his head again.


    Lengba hugged Li Tiezhu''s head and his body trembled slightly. What else can he do? When did the cat refuse you? Moreover, there is a tiger next door


    A few minutes later, Li Tiezhu forced himself to calm down and didn''t cross the border. He respected lengba''s decision.


    Lengba said, "iron pillar, if other girls chase you, will you leave me?"


    Li Tiezhu did not hesitate: "of course not. I swear..."


    The cold and slightly trembling jade hand pressed his lips: "don''t swear, I believe. Even if... I don''t regret it, when I''m ready, can I?"


    Li Tiezhu hugged the delicate woman in his arms: "good."


    Since then, Li Tiezhu really didn''t go too far, but simply hugged lengba and was particularly gentle.


    Lengba is at ease in Li Tiezhu''s arms. A long time has passed, but she can''t sleep. Her belly is a little uncomfortable. Of course she knew. Looking up at Li Tiezhu, he was awake as expected.


    "Can''t you sleep?"


    "It''s all right. I''ll wait for you to sleep first... Hiss..."


    Li Tiezhu''s head was confused, because teacher lengba started, steady and ruthless.


    Lengba kissed Li Tiezhu gently on his face: "I''m really not ready, but... The cat can help you."


    Li Tiezhu wanted to refuse, but after all, primitive defeated reason and stared at lengba without saying a word. Perhaps she was embarrassed to be seen. Lengba''s head was buried in the quilt and rested on Li Tiezhu''s chest.


    Lengba has little experience, but she has heard a lot of advanced knowledge about popular science, so her hand talk skills are OK, but Li Tiezhu is a tough man and his position is too firm.


    Cold Kwai Ben wants to talk about civilization, and quickly becomes sour, and turns into oral negotiations.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned, and his head was buzzing, as if he had opened a new universe!


    Originally, Li Tiezhu thought it was OK to listen to Qin Tao


    And the domestication of cats is also rising, too fast!


    Although she was not very clever, she was also reasonable and strong. She worked hard to help Li Tiezhu solve his problems. Finally, Li Tiezhu successfully confided in his suffocation and was thoroughly enlightened.


    Until Li Tiezhu surrendered, the domestication of the cat stopped at 39%. This in-depth exchange just now has increased by 11%, breaking the record!


    ¡­¡­


    [cat domestication 45%]


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu looked at lengba washing out of the bathroom again. His state of mind fluctuated violently. Is it really domesticated?


    45% can do this. What can 100% do?


    I don''t have enough brains!


    Lengba was a little tired, and her voice was a little hoarse after she got back to bed: "cough... Let me sleep a little longer, okay? You will..."


    Li Tiezhu now knew that he was distressed and said, "go to sleep! Sorry, I..."


    Lengba''s eyes were slightly sad, but more gentle: "nothing!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t figure out why he bullied her so much?


    Don''t respect people at all!


    As soon as I woke up in the morning, I pressed her head down. She was obedient and obedient. Under the close attention of Li Tiezhu, lengba made another sincere oral negotiation, scolding Tiezhu with tears and trembling.


    Dada dada


    Songzhu''er trotted in and pushed the door: "iron pillar, iron pillar, sister lengba is gone... Well, I found it again."


    Li Tiezhu and lengba are numb.


    Songzhuer turned and went out.


    Lengba turned over and got up. Fortunately, both of them were wearing clothes and covered with Quilts: "why don''t you lock the door?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you came in last night. You didn''t lock the door. Get up?"


    Lengba turned over and lay down again: "no, I saw it anyway... If I sleep a little longer, she won''t come in again."


    Dada dada


    Songzhu''er poked in and rubbed his eyes: "then what, I''ll make sure if I''m dazzled. HMM! Bye!"


    Ran away again.


    Lengba: "


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Lengba: "won''t she come again? Is there a hole in her brain?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not certain."


    Dada dada


    Songzhuer jumped in and said angrily, "I... I''m still unconvinced. Just ask, are you making a baby?"


    Lengba hoarse voice, irritable way: "no, we chat. Early in the morning, I came to talk to Li Tiezhu. I talked and vomited Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu''s face was red and his ears were red. He was too real. He was really a pure chat. He talked very deeply and enjoyed himself.


    Songzhuer hummed and ran to the window, opened Li Tiezhu''s backpack and searched.


    Lengba looked puzzled: "what are you looking for?"


    Songzhu''er held up an apple smell and jumped over: "it''s useless? You''re really chatting? I almost misunderstood you! Hahaha, sister lengba woke up early enough? I thought you came in the middle of the night and scared me to death!"


    Lengba sat up angrily. I came here in the middle of the night! He grabbed the things in songzhuer''s hand and handed them to Li Tiezhu to keep them for use.


    Li Tiezhu was also confused.


    Songzhuer sat by the bed and asked, "what are you talking about? I want to talk, too."


    Lengba rolled her eyes: "no! You can''t participate."


    Matsushita: "stingy! When you''re gone, I''ll let Tiezhu tell me that he must be willing to talk to me, right?"


    Lengba stared at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head quickly. Anyway, wearing beach pants and vest, he got out of bed directly: "this topic... It''s inappropriate for you to talk. What, I''ll cook. What do you want to eat?"


    "No, I''ll sleep until noon!"


    After that, lengba shrank into the quilt, and after two arduous debates, she was very tired and her neck was sore. Li Tiezhu is really like his name, Ian Peila Li.


    Songzhu''er chased Li Tiezhu and said, "I eat scallion noodles. Why is that woman like this? After chatting with you, she went straight to sleep in your bed? Isn''t she shy? She''s like me. She''s always shy and introverted."


    After making a simple breakfast, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went to the vegetable market to buy a little frog.


    "I fell asleep on the sofa last night. Did you take me into the bedroom?"


    "What else? Besides, you woke up once and said you wanted to eat little frogs."


    "Yes? That may be a fragment. I often fragment."


    "Lengba said you cried last night."


    "How could it be? She must be spreading rumors. I won''t cry. By the way, what secret did you talk about?"


    "Really... It''s a secret, so I can''t talk to you."


    "Hum! Iron pillar, tell you a secret."


    "Say."


    "I have a boy I like."


    "Well..."


    On the way back after Li Tiezhu bought it, he obviously talked a lot less. It was all songzhu''er talking. He remembered the strange fluctuations in his heart when he held hands yesterday, and when he looked at each other


    Therefore, the so-called secret of songzhuer is actually a kind of clarification. After all, both of them know the psychological fluctuations of each other at that moment.

 Chapter 174

    On this day, the aftermath of Li Tiezhu''s bravely winning the good voice "gold-plated microphone Award" still exists. Several well-known boxers were taken away by the police for investigation, and the response was enthusiastic. Li Tiezhu''s team sued the female reporter.


    A wave media fired the reporter overnight and claimed that this was the reporter''s personal behavior and had nothing to do with a wave.


    The female reporter also made a public apology on the Internet. It seems that... Luofeiyan did not refuse to pay 800000 or even more because of the failure of the task, otherwise the female reporter would not be willing to receive this lunch box.


    Then, another new heat was pushed up. Meteor culture and boulder culture were suspected of tax evasion, and the emergency public relations of the two companies still failed to suppress the heat.


    The only solution to a hot event is to be replaced by another hot event, so


    Wang Feng has a new song.


    Many netizens began to tease Wang leather pants - we''re waiting to eat melons.


    After all, Wang Feng also has the super ability of rain god. As long as he sends a new song, the entertainment industry will have big melons to eat.


    Although Wang Feng has withdrawn from Jushi, meteor and Jushi have used all their resources to stir up Wang Feng''s popularity in order to quell tax evasion.


    Now the whole network is waiting to eat melons. A group of melon eaters even began to predict and guess.


    Wang Feng even sent a Weibo:


    "Is there no one to grab the hot search with me this time?"


    Melon eaters: I don''t believe it. Wait and see Wang leather pants. You''ll never get the first place in hot search.


    ¡­¡­


    Songzhuer kept talking all the way, talking more and more closely than before.


    For a moment, he said he would buy a telephone bombing software and scold luofeiyan every day. For a moment, he said he would take Li Tiezhu to Kyoto to attend an art examination training class. For a moment, he said he wanted to see Li Tiezhu''s concert, but he didn''t have time. For a moment, he said he wanted to learn to play mahjong.


    The moment she returned to her apartment, songzhuer suddenly became quiet.


    Lengba is dressed neatly, but she is still sleepy sitting on the sofa and rolling Xiao Jiu.


    Pine bamboo son suddenly red eyes: "hum!"


    In fact, she always knows. After all, she is not a fool. She just pretends to be crazy.


    She thought she could stubbornly play what she didn''t know. In this way, she could continue to be unscrupulous with Li Tiezhu, pretend that he didn''t have a girlfriend, and pretend to pursue Li Tiezhu.


    However, the acting is still not up to standard, and I feel very uncomfortable.


    Li Tiezhu also knew that there was something wrong with the atmosphere and silently went to the kitchen to cook. I hope songzhuer can find her prince. Obviously, I''m not a prince. I''m a steamed stuffed bun.


    Songzhu''er was an iron headed doll. She soon choked back her tears. She went to collect the cat in lengba''s hand and rolled it up by herself.


    Strange to say, Xiao Jiu bared his teeth when he saw everyone, but pine and bamboo could catch it at will.


    Lengba didn''t grab it either. She slowly burned a pot of pure water to make tea, and then began to peel apples. She knows that songzhuer wants to understand her relationship with Li Tiezhu, but so what?


    You like Li Tiezhu, but my sister is wordy about him! Twice!


    "Bamboo son, do you remember crying last night?"


    "No impression. It''s broken."


    Songzhuer really doesn''t remember it.


    Lengba felt it necessary to crack down on her competitors'' mentality. She stretched lazily and said, "you said you liked who, but you didn''t dare to chase. He had a girlfriend, and then you cried."


    Songzhuer blushed. It seems that she was really exposed last night!


    No wonder she chose to attack Li Tiezhu in the middle of the night. It was all my fault. The enemy was around. It was my carelessness.


    Insidious!


    Obviously, they did not achieve the ultimate crime of making dolls, but they also passed it tactfully. Is it using... Ah! I''m not a three-year-old. What don''t you understand? Unexpectedly, lengba was so open-minded that she blamed Li Tiezhu for his great charm.


    Matsushita recognized his true face: "it seems that I''ve always been wrong... There''s no special routine for chasing boys! Giving your body is the most sincere confession!!"


    Lessons learned from the enemy, blood lessons.


    That book, nine dollars and nine cents, lost.


    Lengba was not angry, even a little happy, and cut the apple into small pieces: "give it to the boy you like... It''s not embarrassing to do anything."


    Songzhuer nodded, "that''s reasonable!"


    When the water boiled, lengba poured a cup of hot tea to songzhu''er: "you are young and beautiful. It''s OK for another boy to like it. There are many attractive boys in the circle."


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "I''m not afraid! I''m an iron headed doll. Who am I afraid of? I won''t give up, and I''ll attack the main palace and ask her to bring me tea, water and give me..."


    Lengba put down her tea cup and was a little angry. She poked a piece of fruit with a toothpick and was robbed by pine bamboo.


    Pine and bamboo eat the apple: "peel the fruit for me!"


    The two stabbed people in the back, and Xiao Jiu was scared to sneak away with a meow.


    After a while, the little frog was ready and the three had lunch together.


    Songzhuer regained his vitality. It seems that he really came out of the blow. Lengba didn''t continue to engage in songzhuer''s mentality. After all, she was humiliated by rabbits.


    Overall, the atmosphere was good.


    After dinner, songzhuer was about to leave and asked Li Tiezhu to send her: "Tiezhu, take me to the airport."


    Although lengba listened, Li Tiezhu did not hesitate: "OK."


    Lengba was a little sour: "go on, go on. I''m going to have a meeting at sister Mi''s company in the afternoon and go directly to feiheng store with her in the evening."


    Matsushita: "well, goodbye, sister lengba. My iron head baby will come back!"


    A firm attitude.


    Lengba knew her implication. She came forward with a smile and hugged hard. There was a pair of touch. Who is small and who is embarrassed. The unique skill taught by sister MI.


    Bounce off.


    "Uh --"


    Songzhuer was suppressed. I lost. I''ve learned! Fist!


    The enemy is stronger than ever! It''s really empty and before. Haven''t you worn it after getting up so long? It''s no wonder Li Tiezhu was captured easily because his powerful weapon was so domineering. Who can stand it?


    However, I will try to improve myself! Next time I touch you, I won''t miss you!


    Lengba has a great advantage: "goodbye, little sister Zhuer! My iron pillar and I like you very much. We often come and play when we are free."


    My iron pillar?


    Songzhuer looked serious and turned around: "understand! Let''s go!"


    Li Tiezhu went out with her small box, and was dragged back by lengba and took a big bite.


    Outside the door, the iron headed baby with firm fighting will suddenly collapsed:


    Please keep your voice down!


    At the airport, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer put on masks to avoid being recognized, but they were forced to sign and take group photos many times. Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er talked and laughed, and said that they would teach songzhu''er to play mahjong next time.


    Fast into the ticket gate, songzhuer smiled and asked, "in addition to kissing, have you done strange things?"


    Li Tiezhu forced on the spot: "ah? You..."


    Songzhu''er shrugged and turned away: "it''s all right. Anyway, I''m a psycho no one likes."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless and felt very guilty. If he didn''t have a cat, there was no doubt that he would choose and take the initiative to pursue songzhuer. It was the first time in eighteen years that he had a heart beating because of a girl. He didn''t even have lengba.


    "Please show me your ticket and ID card."


    Songzhuer turned twice in his pocket. He didn''t know which tendon was wrong. He kicked open the suitcase and lost his handbag. He turned and rushed towards Li Tiezhu.

 Chapter 175

    The little sister of the ticket collector was frightened and thought that the iron head baby was going to beat her.


    Li Tiezhu is also an inspiration. What does she do? But you want to rush over and give me a hammer?


    Matsushita tore off his mask, rushed over, put his arms around Li Tiezhu''s neck, easily pulled off his mask, then jumped and bit it.


    Li Tiezhu''s brain was buzzing and exploding. It was blank.


    Click, click, click


    The passengers nearby naturally took out their mobile phones, some took photos and some recorded videos.


    Songzhuer is a novice, and the operation is very amateur. Li Tiezhu, who has received several training, subconsciously guided him, and then became more ignorant. Songzhuer''s attack is fierce, and Li Tiezhu can''t hold it.


    Ten seconds later, separate.


    Songzhu''er stared at Li Tiezhu: "I''ve deleted that garbage book. I have my own way of chasing people! But it''s ok?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... This..."


    Still tiktok looked at Li Tiezhu, pointing to the right side, and the air passage: "who, the video is shaking, don''t forget @ me!"


    The eldest sister who took the video was startled, and then even more surprised: "I especially... I love Wang leather pants on the spot!"


    The people who ate melons at the scene even began to applaud and coax.


    Songzhu''er turned away with satisfaction: "put it away! Sister''s first kiss."


    Until songzhuer disappeared at the ticket gate, the onlookers dispersed, and Li Tiezhu didn''t recover from his ignorance. It''s... Immoral!


    Another forced kiss.


    So the question is, why should I say it again?


    Donghai airport, poisonous?


    For the first time, lengba committed a crime here, although the location is remote. This time it''s pine and bamboo. It''s a public crime in public.


    I''m afraid it''s going to be a hot search.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t remember how he got back to his apartment.


    Lengba has left. In the empty apartment, only Li Tiezhu and Xiao Jiu are left.


    Edit wechat and send it to lengba: "one thing, you should be prepared..."


    Lengba: "I''m in a meeting. I saw the video of her kissing you. Congratulations. Hot search is the first, Wang leather pants prophet."


    The tone is not good. Have you been on the hot search?


    So fast?


    Li Tiezhu opened the jitter and saw the video of tens of thousands of his, tiktok, and the kissing kissing.


    "I''m not very good at chasing boys. I''ll sign in with a seal first. I''ll chase Li Tiezhu and tie touwa from today."


    In less than an hour, praise 3 million.


    The comment area is even more popular:


    "Check in!"


    "Seal and sign in!"


    "I found that it was the tongue of pine and bamboo."


    "There''s something wrong upstairs. I doubt you''re making an emperor."


    "Together!"


    "These two golden boys and girls have one face."


    "What golden boy and jade girl? This is called iron boy and jade girl."


    "Where is the jade girl? It''s clearly an iron boy and an iron girl."


    "An iron pillar and an iron head. I want to know who is hard between the pillar and the head."


    "Take this upstairs directly."


    "Wai''er, wai''er, wai''er, the of the public security bureau is coming."


    "Don''t you know you love Wang leather pants?"


    "What''s so painful? He should be used to it. Isn''t he forced to count?"


    "I''m numb!"


    Wang leather pants did brush this video. He had a toothache. He laughed when he scolded. His backhand was a comment.


    In the afternoon, Yi Xiaomao hasn''t got up yet. Well, sister Xiuhong is kissing the chicken and dancing. Xiao Mao is shaking while brushing her mobile phone. She is scared to escape. She thought you... Yi Xiaomao''s backhand is a compliment.


    Zhao Liya also brushed the video. She doesn''t understand what''s attractive about silly column. These two people go forward one after another and offer them on their own. Don''t be bad. Tut tut... They are all brain problems. Give you a compliment.


    What''s terrible is that even Wan Yun''s mother called Zhao Liya and asked, "Ya Ya, are Li Tiezhu and Songzhu really?"


    Zhao Liya was speechless: "don''t they all say it? They''re still pursuing it."


    "Then why did you kiss? It''s all right. We''ll be together sooner or later."


    "Mom, what''s the matter with you? Last time lengba, you hated that others had damaged your iron pillar. This time, you can''t wait for them to get married in situ. Is that too double standard?"


    "Can it be the same? Cold Barbie iron pillar is too big, and it looks very serious. Songzhu is different. She is a good match with Li Tiezhu, and she also helps iron pillar fight. If you have people who speak of loyalty like that, I''ll be relieved."


    Zhao Liya was speechless. She really helped Li Tiezhu this time, but everyone didn''t know it. Otherwise, it would be such a coincidence to reveal the tax evasion of those two families?


    Yes, Zhao Liya reported it in her real name. Once she cooperated with meteor, she obviously didn''t pay taxes.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu also has an endless stream of calls.


    Fucking great town, Xiao Zhen called: "brother! Cow! I tell you, don''t accept her confession too soon." tiktok... Slowly, and flow slowly, until you let her do what she does, hey, hey... Hey, I''ll go to the heat of your heat, and remember to give me some praise. "


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll praise your mother for selling Mahua!"


    Then, Qin Tao''s animal made a special call to ask Li Tiezhu: "dog, how does it feel to be kissed by force? Do you stick out your tongue, bang? Run?"


    Li Tiezhu backhand is a sentence: "you''re delicious, shit, don''t talk."


    Li Tiezhu hung up the phone and patted her head. Yes, the lipstick of the little spicy paw was strawberry.


    Even Zhang Xiaomeng couldn''t help it. It''s strange that the top card in his hand had such a big scandal. He directly came to the door and asked, "what''s the matter between you and songzhuer? Why don''t you know to restrain a little? However, you and she are quite special. Unlike other stars, you two... Didn''t lose powder, but earned another wave of heat."


    Li Tiezhu poured a glass of water for Zhang Xiaomeng: "I have a headache. I don''t know what''s wrong with her. Hey, I don''t know how to end."


    Zhang Xiaomeng is also an LSP: "how can it end? She wants it directly! Didn''t she say to chase you? You pretend to delay for a month, and then directly announce it! She is also good-looking and has a good figure. What else are you dissatisfied with?"


    "What if my friend is not satisfied?"


    "What shit friend?"


    "Girlfriend."


    "Ah? You really have..."


    "Fake, I lied to you."


    "To tell you something, the rabbit''s launch conference is almost ready. When you come back from the concert tour, I''ll find a time to hold the conference. I''ll try to contact more big guys to support the show."


    "OK. Hard work. The rabbit brought Justin and Yi Xiaomao. I promised them."


    After seeing off the agent, Li Tiezhu thought repeatedly in his head about how to explain to lengba. After all, people only talk to you. You turn around and go on a hot search with others.


    Apologize? A gift? Write a guarantee?


    Then lengba called in: "hello¡°


    Li Tiezhu sat up straight and said, "HMM."


    "Then what..."


    "Lengba, you say."


    "Is she... Delicious?"


    "Come on, I have nothing to do with her. I''ll make it clear to her. Don''t be angry, will you?"


    "The cat is not angry. The cat is very good. I just want to say that if it''s delicious, you can eat more."


    "Ah?"


    "Well, the cat is going to eat and take good care of himself. Lick you!"


    "Cough, cough..."

 Chapter 176

    Li Tiezhu choked. Is the cat talking too hard now? What do you whisper in the morning? Either spoil me or be good to me, eh! What a terrible world for adults! However, she said this in a strange way. Is she really not angry?


    Sent a wechat: "really not angry?"


    Over there, lengba got out of the car after calling, sighed, forced a smile and sister MI. They walked into the hotel, took their seats in the private room and returned the message with their mobile phone:


    "It''s false to say no gas, but the cat doesn''t intend to stop you, because you really match well, I seem redundant."


    "Don''t worry, I won''t let her succeed. I stand firm. Don''t be afraid of the cat."


    Lengba smiled and turned off her cell phone.


    ha-ha! I knew that selling miserably is the most effective. A cat keeper has such a bottom line and integrity. The more you let him indulge, the more stable he will be and hurt the cat. It''s not in vain at night and in the morning!


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu has paid the rent for another half a year. He likes this apartment because... It is very commemorative. He is going to rent it first and then buy it.


    In the living room, Li Tiezhu used his mobile phone to calculate the account, including the composition fee of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms, the film remuneration and episode fee of "in full bloom", the one million bonus of good voice, and the song copyright fee received this month. He now has a total of 13 million yuan in his hand.


    Zhang Xiaomeng also talked about those things about the rabbit that year. The total investment was 20 million, Li Tiezhu only invested 8 million and jiaokeli 2 million. The remaining 10 million was divided up by many stars. Even Penguin culture forcibly invested 1 million. Penguins wanted to invest more, but the quota was limited.


    In this way, Li Tiezhu will have five million left, and there will be income for the next six tours.


    He is going to take the money back, buy a house in Shudu and make wedding gifts for the old man and Aunt Liu.


    I''ll do it when I get back!


    Although the IQ of 99 is still slightly lower than the average, it is already a normal person, and Li Tiezhu is no longer obsessed with building houses in rural areas.


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    "Don''t look! Get out!"


    Li Tiezhu''s attitude is extremely arrogant.


    [please treat the system kindly, or the system will be angry]


    "Roll the calf! I have summed up an experience. I have three opportunities to listen to songs every day, ten seconds at a time, and I can choose the time when the audition starts. For a song, I listen to it more than 20 times, and then I write it directly. I don''t need to buy it at all."


    [Ding! Thanks for the bug provided by the host. It has been revised here. Listen to the fixed chorus for 10 seconds for each song]


    "My NIMA... IQ is still not enough!"


    Don''t look, don''t look!


    Li Tiezhu was angry and began to finish his meal. It was already dark.


    Little frog fried rice.


    Yes, it''s leftovers.


    ¡­¡­


    In the luxury box of the hotel, the waiter began to serve cold dishes.


    Sister MI and several investors are discussing the investment of pride prejudice. This is a new resource she has given Leng Barbara and is ready to bring her into the film industry.


    Lengba was distracted throughout the whole process and didn''t move with chopsticks. Her head was like Li Tiezhu''s curious baby face. When she solved Li Tiezhu''s problems, his expression was very interesting.


    A new girl who came with sister Mi flattered lengba with a chopstick and shredded squid: "lengba, taste it. It''s delicious."


    Sister Mi frowned: "what are you doing? Don''t you know she hates the fishy smell of seafood?"


    The newcomer was so frightened that he hurried to apologize.


    But when lengba picked up the shredded squid, she ate it and emptied her eyes.


    Sister MI was startled and woke lengba and said, "what you eat is shredded squid. Isn''t it fishy?"


    Lengba looked into the bowl and chewed: "it''s not fishy."


    The new couple breathed a sigh of relief.


    Sister Mi showed a strange expression and stared at lengba until lengba''s eyes dodged and her ears turned red. She smiled: "ha! You''re not picky about food. Keep it a secret!"


    Lengba: "yes."


    After dinner, lengba was forcibly pulled into her car by sister MI, with a bad smile on her face: "you''re really good! You dare to eat anything! Who? So charming?"


    Lengba burst out in shame, blushing and embarrassed: "stop."


    Sister Mi: "chick, tell the truth. Who''s the handsome brother? Can make our little lengba so hungry?"


    "You talk so disgusting."


    "You don''t feel sick when you eat, and you say me?"


    "It''s not what you told me to tube a man with a stomach..."


    "Hum, let me guess, Sheng Lun? It''s impossible! Wang Dashao, it''s also unrealistic, Li Tiezhu... It''s a good adult ceremony! People are only eighteen! You really have to talk! Tut tut......"


    "Stop talking, not..."


    "You don''t pretend! Your assistants are my eyes. Where did you sleep last night, can I not know?"


    "Er..."


    "By the way, he and songzhuer... You weren''t three last night, were you?"


    "Of course not!"


    "Gee, what did I say? The first time I saw you, I knew you were M. even if the other party wasn''t, you would force you into s."


    "Ah! Die!"


    Lengba became angry. Sister Mi''s prediction came true a few years ago. She jumped up and scratched, and they made a mess.


    A newly signed sister-in-law Liang watched the boss and lengba enter the car. Soon the car shook violently and her face turned white. I know the entertainment industry is complex, so I signed a female boss, but I didn''t expect to escape my fate... Do I have to pay a price if I want to be popular?


    ¡­¡­


    In Kyoto, Matsushita sat on his carpet giggling. Sister Zhuang, the agent, was furious and scolded, but Matsushita couldn''t hear a word.


    How amazing!


    I want to fly back to the East China Sea and stick with the iron pillar for half an hour. How can there be such a magical thing?


    No wonder humans want to fall in love!


    Smash it, smash it. Songzhuer picked up her mobile phone. There were several "clarification" messages from Li Tiezhu. She didn''t think about how to return before, but now she has figured it out.


    Looking at the dirty export broker, songzhuer replied:


    "I''ve been dizzy all afternoon. Thank you! I like you! I hope I can impress you and let you really accept me... Ha bah! Your spicy claws are not so serious! Kiss you once I see you! Hum! The ends of the earth chase you!"


    Click send.


    Sister Zhuang rolled her huge white eyes and said like a cataract, "you are so... Cow batch! Do what you like."


    Matsushita: "sister Zhuang? When did you come? Sit down."


    Sister Zhuang: "I picked you up at the airport..."


    Then, songzhu''er''s mother called. Sister Zhuang gloated. Songzhu''er was also guilty and shivered to answer the phone: "Mom?"


    "About you and that Li Tiezhu..."


    "Sorry."


    "Shut up! I mean, you send me his information and contact number. I''ll talk to him and see when the two sides meet their parents. Also, don''t just kiss, you have to talk to him..."


    "Mom, don''t!"


    "Get married early, have children early, and act after birth. Otherwise, you can''t marry a bunch of old women in the entertainment industry."


    "Er... Goodbye!"


    Toot!


    Sister Zhuang is stupid. She has strong genes.


    Songzhuer resolutely hung up the phone and asked sister Zhuang for her mobile phone. Call luofeiyan. Of course, we should celebrate with her for such a happy thing.


    (what did songzhuer call to say? Here''s the pen. Here, leave a message ¡ú)

 Chapter 177

    The headlines of the day were robbed by Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er''s dog food. Wang Feng was dejected, but meteor and boulder were relieved.


    But it''s time to come.


    The next afternoon, meteors and boulders evaded taxes and found out the real hammer:


    After the investigation of relevant departments around the clock, it is obvious that the two companies have evaded taxes as high as 2.4 billion. This does not include some obscure situations!


    In an instant, songzhuer kisses Li Tiezhu''s hot search and gives way, and a new hot search is born:


    Music giant tax evasion 2.4 billion!


    The heavy news spread all over the streets in an instant. Luo Feiyan and her meteor evaded taxes of 1 billion, and the boulder relied on someone under the imperial city to evade taxes of 1.4 billion.


    On this day, persuaded by Xiao Zhan, he Jiuzhou, who loves money, walked into the tax bureau:


    "I want to make up the tax. As my son said, tax evasion is a very shameful act. As a national citizen, it is our obligation to pay tax!"


    Xiao Zhan and Kyushu culture also got a little angry and were taken out to fight meteors and boulders in the face.


    The third day, September 20.


    The first scene of the super good voice tour concert was held in the East China Sea. The top ten players were present except Luo Feiyan, and only yehenara was absent from the four tutors.


    These two people are now struggling to leave, and even if they come, the program team dare not let them play.


    On the 22nd, the second concert of the tour was held in Kyoto.


    Songzhu''er went to the scene to watch, but Li Tiezhu ran fast and ran after the barbecue with her. She didn''t kiss successfully and was depressed


    On this day, meteor and boulder publicly apologized, admitted tax evasion, promised to make up all taxes within three months and bear the punishment of relevant laws.


    Wang Dashao finally began to fight back, took out a large string of black material of Luofei smoke and directly started spraying. Luofeiyan didn''t dare to show up. His popularity decreased greatly. He had to hide in the snow for some time.


    On the same day, the official media approved that Weibo condoned extreme speech and publicized bad public opinion, clamped the general ditch, and immediately announced the internal rectification and rectification of Weibo.


    On the 24th, the third game was held in Jiangxia.


    Yehenara was exposed to manipulate the game and accept bribes. Almost every session, a contestant reported her taking money in her real name. Then, Jushi culture expelled yehenara''s shareholder position and declared that it was at odds with yehenara. Then, it broke out that yehenara won the Chinese Music Award and forcibly squeezed out the first singer as the second. Finally, Tian Zhan, the queen of the song, personally went to the battle and scolded ye henara for his disgusting work. He was a maggot in the music circle. Han Hong followed and burst several materials.


    Since then, yehenara has basically entered a semi blocked state. I''m afraid it''s hard to have a chance to turn over.


    It is said that the singer Jianlang bought 200000 fireworks to set off that night.


    On the 26th, the fourth game was held at Honghe stadium in Xiangjiang.


    Chen Yisen introduced Li Tiezhu to Xiangjiang fans - this is the next singer! Not Xiangjiang song god, but Chinese song god!


    On the 28th, the fifth scene was staged in lijiapo.


    Li Tiezhu''s overseas influence can be seen. Almost all the audience are his fans. The audience held high the light card of aynpera Lee.


    On the 30th, the last concert tour was held in Shudu stadium.


    There was something wrong with the atmosphere. It was clearly not a football match. A group of fans shouted at Li Tiezhu to rise up.


    Some people even sang the song of Quanxing team: "the sun shines on the flag of Quanxing, and the flag glitters with hope..."


    It''s also a little contrary.


    In this concert, Li Fugui took his prospective family members Liu cuiqun and Liu Xiaohua in the front VIP to watch the whole performance. Then, Li Laohan rode an electric car and took Aunt Liu''s mother and daughter back to the construction site.


    Li Tiezhu?


    I rode my shared bike home. I couldn''t sit down.


    So far, "super good voice" is really over. After six concerts, Li Tiezhu was half tired, but he also made 1.8 million. By the way, it also increased a lot of achievement value.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 38 points.


    Music Achievement: 348 points. (obtain the "emerging" medal and reward the "characteristic performance" skill)


    Variety achievements: 302 points. (won the medal of "emerging" and awarded the ability of "intermediate singing skill")


    Film and television achievements: 55 points.


    Tiktok: 36 million 480 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 45%.


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    I''m not going to see it.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to take care of the system. Now he has managed to earn enough money and fame and get rid of the claws of the system, so he doesn''t want to be threatened by you again!


    Lying on the single bed in the tin house, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help sobbing.


    Summer is over. When I left last time, it was unbearable. Now it''s autumn and the school has been open for a month.


    Over the past two months, Li Tiezhu has experienced a fantastic life. Even his good friend Qin Tao has climbed to Gaozhi... He doesn''t raise pigs.


    Illusory, psychedelic, unreal.


    Some people say that it takes logic to make up stories, but the reality is often more absurd and reasonable.


    Looking at the familiar Tin House, Li Tiezhu remembered the situation of the cat hiding in the cupboard. He was inevitably excited. He hadn''t seen a cat for more than ten days. I don''t know. Is she... Thirsty?


    Pooh, Pooh!


    Li Tiezhu turned over, took a bucket of cold water under the tap outside, took a bath, and finally came back to sleep.


    Sure enough, being too smart is not a good thing.


    Li Tiezhu used to be very simple. He could never think of lengba and Songzhu in the middle of the night.


    ¡­¡­


    Monday, September 31, 2016.


    Li Tiezhu came to the school again, but there was no class today. He held a national day art show in the auditorium.


    Once rejected and ridiculed by a small number of people, Li Tiezhu received great courtesy this time. Even the teaching director came to shake hands with Li Tiezhu and take photos. Not to mention others, when they went to the bathroom, a group of people were humble:


    "Miss Li is wordy and careless!"


    "Hurry up, the girls next door want to invite you to their place."


    "You, you, you! We dare not talk with you at the same time."


    "Just, impolite."


    "The dog said Mr. Li is different. Look, Biao is so far away!"


    "Mr. Li doesn''t want to be alone. He signs his name on the wall. After all, it''s the toilet of his alma mater."


    Li Tiezhu was very grateful, but... As soon as he took it out, a group of curious boys came to look at it. The experience was still a little bad. What are you looking at? I''m not inlaid with gold or jade. I''m just a few sizes older than you. Why are you so curious? Lengba is not so curious.


    Finally, he stuffed back the weapon that surprised everyone and returned to the auditorium. Ban Hua handed a glass of lemonade.


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "why do you think of a treat?"


    Zheng Yanzi shrugged and drank coconut milk tea: "gudu... My cup is invited by other people. Look at Xiong Da, your left hand."


    "Cheers! Mua~"


    A young and beautiful figure came to Li Tiezhu''s left and sat down. Although he was wearing a mask, Li Tiezhu recognized her at a glance.


    I know it all!


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zheng Yanzi.


    Zheng Yanzi smiled: "she and I have known each other for a long time. She came to cheer me on when I was playing tennis. She likes tennis, although she plays badly. Yes, I brought her to school."


    Li Tiezhu turned and looked at the girl with impure light in her eyes.


    Songzhu''er held berry pudding milk tea: "Hey, hey... Didn''t you expect? It''s me again! I love you!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "poof... Why are you chasing men? Can''t you be shy and reserved?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt that life was very difficult and helplessly looked at Song Zhuer: "in the afternoon... Let''s play mahjong?"

 Chapter 178

    The art show began at 9 a.m. and lasted for three hours. Li Tiezhu yawned. In the past, he must have enjoyed it with interest, but now he is like an adult watching the performance of kindergarten children.


    The most difficult thing for him is that there is another erha harassing him, and the class flower on the other side is crazy assists.


    For example, when song Zhuer said "let''s go skiing in Xiling Snow Mountain", the class flower there would add "wearing too much affects the operation", and Li Tiezhu couldn''t keep up with the rhythm.


    Finally, at the last moment, it was Li Tiezhu''s turn to come on stage.


    The male host said in a cadenced voice, "the new China is forged with the blood of our ancestors. On the distant Peninsula, hundreds of thousands of heroes are bleeding on the battlefield..."


    The hostess was even more pretentious: "ah... The endless snow, you are cold but their blood! Ah... The rampant artillery fire, you can''t break the steel backbone of China! Ah..."


    Men and women said at the same time: "let''s welcome the sixth champion of super good voice. At present, Penguin music ranks first in the hot song list. Li Tiezhu, an alumnus of XXX middle school and a classmate of class 7, grade 3, brings you this classic song -" chasing the dream of a child''s heart. "


    Li Tiezhu''s hair stood up and he was embarrassed.


    A song was well sung, but the response from the audience was too enthusiastic. Even the little prince against the wind jumped up from the teacher''s seat and jumped up the melancholy old-age cha cha.


    The little prince is floating against the wind.


    This year, I brought out a female tennis player with a big body and a good voice champion. Nortel''s Chinese opera is stable. Shouldn''t I be coquettish? There is also Qin Tao, who worships Yu Qian but has not performed on the stage so far. I don''t care to say, shame!


    At the end of the show, Li Tiezhu went to the position of the junior middle school department, found Liu Xiaohua, who was still bragging with her classmates, and took her away.


    Liu Xiaohua doesn''t struggle, too long face! I''m proud!


    My brother is great.


    There are also big stars songzhuer and high school solid hammer school flowers to accompany me to watch the ceremony. I was forcibly dragged away, Gan.


    At noon, I ate Jianyang mutton soup, and then four people ran to the mahjong hall. Songzhuer, a mahjong idiot, was most interested.


    Four people play a bloody battle of seven cards for each person, which is quite cruel.


    Liu Xiaohua forced her shameless: "sister zhu''er, do you have two?"


    Li Tiezhu said grimly, "don''t cheat."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Wow! I want to tell my mother that Li Tiezhu bullied me, sobbing..."


    Li Tiezhu counselled: "then what, do you still want to go to Disney?"


    Liu Xiaohua instantly raised her smiling face: "sister zhu''er, two."


    Song Zhuer, this stupid turtle, makes two pieces of one piece.


    Liu Xiaohua pushed down Mahjong: "two clear color cards! Wow, hahaha..."


    Matsushita: "Wow, you''re great! What''s going on?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "you want to lose to her 16 yuan."


    Matsushita: "


    Liu Xiaohua: "thank you, sister-in-law."


    Matsutake was overjoyed: "tell your sister-in-law what card you lack next time."


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed: "you''ve had enough spicy claws. You''ll return to Beijing after playing cards. I''ll buy you discount tickets. Five."


    Song Zhuer: "it''s a long holiday. I don''t have classes. Nine."


    Zheng Yanzi: "Er Tong. I really expect you two to get married and have a baby! It''s my ultimate fantasy to make Li Tiezhu in a nightmare all his life. Spicy claw, you''re my last hope! Come on! I''ll play when I have a baby!"


    Matsushita: "it''s Nezha! What''s the matter with you Xichuan people... Eight cakes."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hu."


    Zheng Yanzi: "three times, let''s go. Ha ha, double cannon!"


    Matsushita: "so... I lost dozens of dollars this time?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "three are all the same, sixty-four yuan. Li Tiezhu, pay quickly."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s none of my business if she loses?"


    Songzhuer forced to sell Meng: "hum ~"


    Liu Xiaohua said, "eh! Your mother-in-law lost. Shouldn''t you pay for it? Li Tiezhu, don''t let me look down on you!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "one, two..."


    Li Tiezhu: "here! Liu Xiaohua, your watch has a yellow accent. She''s not my mother-in-law."


    shuffle the cards.


    Songzhu''er pinched: "don''t worry about the iron pillar. We''re all small and annoying... Two! Touch!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The art show ended at noon and then had a holiday. Li Tiezhu took Nezha to play mahjong in the teahouse for several hours and returned to the construction site at 5 p.m. The class flower encouraged songzhuer and left first. Although Liu Xiaohua lived on campus, she stubbornly wanted to be the "sister-in-law" platform and accompanied songzhuer to the construction site.


    Li Tiezhu felt a thousand grass and mud horses galloping by. Fortunately, songzhuer was wearing a mask and was not recognized by the workers.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu took the old man, Aunt Liu, song Zhuer and Liu Xiaohua to eat American frog fish and booked a private room.


    Liu Xiaohua was so excited that before the pot was served, she was the first to introduce to you:


    "Sister in law, this is my father, my brother''s father, my stepfather, this is my mother, and later your mother Liu cuiqun. They are in free love and will register for marriage next week. By the way, father and mother, this is my brother''s girlfriend and my future sister-in-law songzhuer. My sister-in-law is fierce, cough... Very powerful. She plays TV at the age of seven and goes to the Spring Festival Gala at the age of nine. Ha, she is only 18 I''m a first-line actor... "


    Li Tiezhu deliberately interrupted, but he was afraid that too many people would hurt songzhuer''s face, which was a little embarrassing.


    Songzhu''er is very upright. When she holds up the wine glass, she says, "I''ll give a toast to my uncle and aunt first! Xiaohua is very cute, but she doesn''t tell the truth. I''m still pursuing Tiezhu, not her sister-in-law, hey, hey... But I''ll try my best. I''ll do this one. You can do it at will!"


    Li Fugui was shocked and looked at his son. What about the two before you? Forget the money. Where''s the girlfriend? Old man Li broke his heart. You are so... Don''t help!


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. Zhao Liya is not my girlfriend, neither is this. What can I say? That''s it, eh... Evil fate!


    During the dinner, when Li Tiezhu talked about buying a house, Aunt Liu refused and said:


    "Tiezhu, you can make money now, my aunt knows, but don''t spend this money on us. You keep it for marriage and have a baby."


    Li Tiezhu drank too much and was drunk by pine and bamboo. He patted the table and said:


    "No way! This house must buy! Your wedding house, even the little flower wedding house, is all I buy! This matter, there is no room for negotiation. I has the final say."


    Old man Li nodded slightly. The child looked like a child.


    Liu cuiqun still feels wasteful.


    Songzhuer picked up the fourth glass or two and directly met Liu cuiqun: "Mom, no, what... Aunt! You can buy a house! Tiezhu and I will never let our family suffer! Including Xiaohua, Xiaohua is my sister!"


    Aunt Liu was so excited that tears filled her eyes that she immediately had a drink with songzhuer.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. How did the enemy break into the interior? Songzhu''er, you''re chasing a man. It''s unusual!

 Chapter 179

    The living conditions on the construction site were relatively difficult, so the accommodation arrangements for that night were also strange.


    Li Tiezhu wants to book a luxury hotel nearby for songzhu''er. Songzhu''er pretends to be drunk and doesn''t go without his ID card.


    Li Tiezhu is angry. Why don''t you take a plane without an ID card?


    False!


    Anyway, in a word, songzhuer and Li Tiezhu were arranged in the tin house. Liu cuiqun and Liu Xiaohua live upstairs in the canteen. Li Fugui is on duty anyway, guarding the guard room.


    This seems to be the result of the balance of forces


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed because it was customary to have a video with his cat before going to bed every night.


    There was no way but to give the cat a video while songzhuer went to the bathroom in Aunt Liu''s house to take a bath.


    Aunt Liu seems to like songzhu''er very much, and so does Liu Xiaohua. Songzhu''er was also atmospheric. After giving the secret gifts to the two mothers and daughters, she was really close to each other.


    Songzhuer''s pursuit of Li Tiezhu has been spread all over the Internet. Aunt Liu only knows about it, but Liu Xiaohua worships it very much and knows everything in detail.


    "Sister-in-law! You have to cheer tonight. I told you that women chase men. That''s what it says in the compartment yarn. Boys are color dogs. As long as you throw out, my brother can''t help it. You''re so beautiful..."


    "Hey, hey... Others are also very beautiful."


    "Hmm? I don''t understand. Anyway, boys can''t refuse the beautiful child''s embrace! Believe me! Come on, I''ll prepare steamed stuffed buns for you tomorrow morning, and you''ll fall asleep!"


    "Hey, hey, hey... When you say that, I still have a little vision. What, I like meat for steamed stuffed buns."


    "Don''t worry, it''s on me!"


    "Xiaohua, you are so cute!"


    "That is!"


    In the tin room, Li Tiezhu chatted with lengba while watching the current affairs and politics to be tested in the college entrance examination. This is a convention.


    The door suddenly opened, and Matsushita came in wearing Kumamoto Kumamoto''s pajamas with a warm greeting: "Hello, sister lengba! How''s the filming going recently? I''m ready to sleep with Tiezhu. I can''t sleep as soon as I see you."


    Lengba: "Li Tiezhu, you translate for me."


    Li Tiezhu: "she sleeps in the upper bunk and I sleep in the lower bunk. Look, this is the upper and lower bunk."


    Matsushita: "yes, I happened to come to Shudu to play, so I came to find iron pillar. He''s down there and I''m up there. Teacher, what''s wrong with your face? Why do you have crow''s feet?"


    Lengba: "you''re wrong! I can''t have crow''s feet! Li Tiezhu, you remember to guard yourself like a jade!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ha?"


    Matsushita: "look what you said, I won''t beat x him! Hehe, teacher, you are so humorous..."


    Lengba: "I''m really afraid!"


    Li Tiezhu: "... Let''s talk about something not vulgar. Are you two?"


    Songzhu''er turns over and pours. When he presses down on Li Tiezhu, he will kiss hard. He is blocked by Li Tiezhu. Lengba''s eyes are bulging in the mobile phone video, but she has nothing to do


    Songzhu''er smiled and said to her mobile phone, "Hey, sister, you woke me up. I suddenly had a bold idea."


    Toot~


    At the other end, lengba trembled with anger!


    After that, songzhuer was honest. He was afraid that Li Tiezhu was really angry.


    She was tutoring Li Tiezhu in English grammar. An hour later, songzhuer, who had already drunk a lot, was tired and climbed onto the upper bunk to sleep.


    Li Tiezhu took a breath, secretly touched the cat and sent a wechat explanation. He also photographed songzhuer''s indecent sleeping position as evidence in court.


    As a result, lengba replied, "does she wear a mask? Touch it?"


    Li Tiezhu broke the skill in an instant and replied, "get out!"


    Turn it off and sleep.


    Qin Tao didn''t lie to me. Sure enough, women don''t have anything to do with men.


    In the middle of the night, Li Tiezhu felt vaguely that someone had picked up his pants. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the secret had been revealed. He raised his pants.


    A female voice full of surprises: "wow ~"


    Li Tiezhu was furious: "are you special..."


    "Hey, hey, hey... It''s just to get to know each other in advance. After all, I won''t see you when I look up and I''ll see you when I look down."


    "Fart! If I don''t wake up, do you even call now?"


    "I sleep a lot."


    "It''s sleeping and sleepwalking. I believe you, ghost! Get back!"


    Songzhu''er climbed up the upper bunk and nodded at the iron pillar halfway. "First meeting! Please take care of it!"


    Li Tiezhu jumped up to beat her.


    Matsutake stretched out his hands quickly, turned over and jumped into bed and retracted into the quilt: "ha ha, ha ha, burp... I''ve seen a lot, I''ve seen a lot."


    Li Tiezhu finally couldn''t help but hit her hip angrily.


    Pop!


    "Sleep well."


    Songzhu''er poked out half his head and showed a sweet expression: "be gentle."


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, six thirty.


    Li Tiezhu''s biological clock was very fixed. He woke up on time and found a pair of water Lingling''s big eyes staring at him. He was shocked and quickly opened the quilt and looked down.


    Songzhu''er sat on the pony by the bed, looked at Li Tiezhu with his face and smiled: "I didn''t take it off. I''ll see you sleep. Your eyelashes are still very long and the bridge of your nose is also very strong."


    Li Tiezhu felt powerless: "spicy claw, don''t you like lazy bed? Wake up so early?"


    Songzhuer''s eyes narrowed: "beauty is in the eyes of lovers. The more I see you recently, the more handsome I am!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I understand Peng Yuchang a little now."


    "This is the feeling of love. I feel dizzy all day. I have a strange feeling when I see you. Last time, you know..."


    "Who is in love with you?"


    "I''m better than Guan Shuangshuang. Her boyfriend sings, and my boyfriend also sings, or writes it himself. Moreover, they fall in love like a righteous marriage, or my boyfriend has masculinity..."


    "Don''t stop."


    "Oh, yes, roar, it''s time to take medicine. I''m a flower addict and forget my business."


    Songzhuer looked serious, turned around, took a pill, drank a sip of water, and continued to look at Li Tiezhu. His eyes were wrong again.


    Li Tiezhu jumped out of bed in fear: "what did you just eat? I vomited! Can you take the medicine indiscriminately?"


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "the medicine for depression. I take one every morning and continue to sleep after eating."


    Li Tiezhu suspected that he had heard wrong: "why do you have such a advanced disease?"


    Songzhuer jumped up proudly and turned out the diagnosis book in his mobile phone: "what? Didn''t expect? I''m so advanced!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help wondering, how could she have depression? It''s not scientific.


    Songzhuer sits back in the small Mazar:


    "It''s just mild depression! According to the analysis of the doctor, it may be that I don''t have friends because I became famous too early. I really don''t have friends in school. It''s also in the circle because I have a bad character. I drink, fight, scold and have no friends. Zheng Yanzi is half. We don''t talk well, but we all have no friends. I laugh and laugh all day. I''m like a psychopath. I''m very nervous when I''m alone Uncomfortable, especially uncomfortable... The doctor also said that falling in love can cure diseases. "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know how to comfort her. After thinking about it, he said, "it''s all right. I''ll be your friend in the future."


    Songzhuer immediately retorted, "we were friends before! Not after."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt some love for this guy.


    Songzhu''er giggled and asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, can you hug me? I won''t kiss you."

 Chapter 180

    This time, Li Tiezhu didn''t refuse. He sat on the edge of the bed, poured himself a glass of water and opened his arms.


    Songzhuer rushed over.


    She suddenly burst into tears: "iron pillar, a friend died recently. I''m so uncomfortable, so I couldn''t help flying over to find you. I''ve been crying for several days..."


    Li Tiezhu patted her on the head and didn''t speak.


    Songzhu''er sighed: "I don''t raise flowers anymore. Even cactus can be raised to death by me. There''s no one..."


    "So, your friend is a cactus?"


    "It''s called mieba."


    "Good name!"


    "Isn''t it? It has been with me for more than half a year. When I feel bad, I talk to it. It always listens patiently, unlike others. Everyone treats me as a fool, a patient and a brain cripple. It won''t..."


    "Neither will I. you can tell me later."


    "Uh huh, why don''t I call you mieba later? It''s very powerful."


    "Don''t call me bully. I can''t afford it."


    "Ha? Your taste is so heavy! I thought you were honest. By the way, where have you been with lengba?"


    "Let''s talk about mieba. How did it die?"


    "Watering will kill you."


    "It''s still dangerous to be friends with you. I said, would you like to see my friends? Shallots and garlic sprouts grow well..."


    No response.


    Li Tiezhu looked down. Songzhu''er had fallen asleep on his chest. He wanted to put her on the bed, but songzhu''er didn''t sleep deeply. He hugged Li Tiezhu''s neck and hummed. Li Tiezhu could only continue to hold her.


    Hey, what should I do?


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused.


    Just now, he felt that strange throb again, which was not when he was with lengba. Moreover, this kind of palpitation has feedback, which comes from the nonsense man in his arms.


    Knock, knock, knock!


    "Listen to the people inside! You''ve been surrounded by my Liu Xiaohua. I''ll rush in on the count of three, three!"


    Liu Xiaohua pushed the door in with a steamed stuffed bun.


    Li Tiezhu: "Shh!"


    Liu Xiaohua tiptoed over: "what a big man, but also holding to sleep? The steamed stuffed bun I brought to my sister-in-law!"


    Li Tiezhu: "let me eat. You ask our mother to leave some for her in the canteen. It''s estimated that the goods have to sleep for a long time. They just fell asleep after going crazy for a long time."


    Liu Xiaohua showed a surprised expression: "you in the morning... Ah, forget it, young people just have no control."


    Li Tiezhu raised his legs and kicked her: "don''t look at it. It''s weird."


    Liu Xiaohua dodged, shook her back and walked towards the door: "I pinch my fingers. Ben Xiaohua only needs 500 yuan to save enough money to buy Diya electric car!"


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes and said, "I''ll buy it for you in the afternoon!"


    Liu Xiaohua BIU turned to close the door and said, "brother, you are so handsome!"


    Li Tiezhu drank the water slowly with a water cup, then gently put songzhu''er back on the bed he had slept in and covered her with a quilt.


    Then, Li Tiezhu began to recite English words.


    Song Zhuer didn''t wake up until noon. After dinner, he hurried away to play nvxia in Hengdian.


    Li Tiezhu did not send her, but she hugged her under the roadside Wutong tree, "what time did you feel uncomfortable, come to me?"


    Songzhuer nodded his head and blushed. It was rare to be shy: "I want to kiss."


    Li Tiezhu tells her the truth. Lengba has preconceived it. It''s difficult for me to do this. I hope you can exercise restraint. Moreover, even if you don''t restrain yourself, you haven''t caught up with this man yet. Why should you kiss first? You are a car with incomplete procedures and can''t get on the road. We should not only abide by the rules, but also be ethical.


    This time, I kissed for a long time.


    When they separated, songzhuer''s eyes were blurred. Li Tiezhu was full of guilt, but... Didn''t stop here.


    Matsushita: "she''s not your girlfriend, is she?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know."


    "It doesn''t matter. I''ll continue to chase you until you accept it."


    "No, it''s not right."


    "There''s nothing right or wrong. What''s the situation with her? Does it matter if you fall in love with me and you?"


    "Doesn''t it matter?"


    "Does it matter?


    "Doesn''t it matter?"


    "Well... I have to think about it. I always think it''s wrong."


    "Go and kiss you next time."


    Songzhu''er left. I did what songzhu''er said. I''ll kiss every time I see you!


    There are other women? Aren''t all men in this circle like this? People still wholesale stones. Li Tiezhu is so strange that a very smart man can tangle with this problem.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand, so he sent a message to ask teacher cat, and the reply was very mysterious:


    Cat in captivity: "cat owners say it''s related and it''s not related. It''s okay to see what you think."


    Cat keeper: "but, teacher, this is immoral."


    Captive cat: "what did you do that morning, moral? What virtue did you say when you closed the door?"


    Cat keeper: "thank you. I feel better now."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t figure it out, but his sense of guilt was much lighter. He changed it with integrity.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu took Liu Xiaohua to buy a pink Diya electric car for 3200 yuan. Li Tiezhu helped pay 500 yuan in advance. Liu Xiaohua is still very backbone. She won''t let Li Tiezhu buy it for her. She also wants to pay back the five hundred.


    After buying the car, Li Tiezhu went to a housing agency and asked them to help recommend some houses with big three bedrooms.


    As a result, the house was not seen, but was surrounded by onlookers, which almost caused a traffic jam.


    Li Tiezhu managed to slip away through the back door.


    Only now did he really understand his current influence.


    So he had to hand over the house purchase to Zhang Xiaomeng, who followed him to Shudu and brought Xiao Jiu along with good news.


    Li Tiezhu''s new album "seventeen years old" has sold out. It has only been on the shelves for two days, and the number of buyers has exceeded one million. It has reached the top 10 of the album sales list of the season, and the rising momentum is very strong.


    It seems that the first three months of the first quarter are OK.


    This is a little unexpected. Although Penguin tweets, it is only for the sake of making a brand. After all, these songs have been sold once in the live version.


    In fact, we didn''t have particularly high expectations for the sales of this album. Unexpectedly, the sales exploded.


    Penguin''s confidence in music has greatly increased. The albums of Zhao Liya and Justin have not been recorded yet. After all, many of them are new songs. Therefore, Penguin temporarily decided to increase investment and get two good songs for none of them.


    The next day, October 2.


    The launch conference of the animated film "those things about the rabbit that year" was held at Shengda hotel in Shudu. It was small in scale, but the atmosphere was very warm.


    Director: Li Tiezhu (nominal)


    Screenwriters: Li Tiezhu, jiaokeli


    Producer: Fang Bo


    Producer: Xu Shanzheng


    Music director: Director Zhou


    Art Director: Xu Wenguang


    In addition, Liu Huade, sun Lei, Yue Yupeng, Chen Chichi and other stars were present to support.


    The press conference didn''t last long. After that, Li Tiezhu took out his money and invited everyone to have a meal and then dispersed. Under the auspices of Zhang Xiaomeng, the animation film project has been officially launched and is being set up, waiting for Li Tiezhu''s script.


    That night, Li Tiezhu came home to prepare to "copy" the script, but found that... System 404!!!

 Chapter 181

    "Is this system... Dead?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help wondering, the first time I heard that the system could 404, you didn''t die like a mushroom puppet and write about Uncle Huang and female boxing. Why 404?


    Repeated several times, the system really can''t get in.


    Li Tiezhu is a little square. He can''t view songs, cartoons and audition functions. What should I do with the rabbit script? What about the music of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms?


    The home page is just a few words:


    404notfound


    Try to wake up. Li Tiezhu shouted in his consciousness, "system? Dog system?"


    No response at all.


    Li Tiezhu became melancholy and thought that it must be me and lengba. He didn''t have the face to kiss songzhuer and stretched out his tongue. The high moral system couldn''t see it anymore and shielded me.


    [Ding! It''s not! The system even welcomes you to tease more, and can release more targeted tasks for you]


    "Hey? Are you still alive?"


    [Ding! Pretend to be dead]


    "Why pretend to be dead? Don''t work well."


    [don''t you have a number in mind? If you don''t look at the new task, you don''t say it, and you scold the system, whining...]


    "Well, I''m wrong. You turn on the system."


    [do you see the new task? Do you still scold the system?]


    "I see a new task."


    [that''s about the same, eh? No, there''s something missing...]


    "No less, open it quickly."


    [Ding! Welcome back to the system. Please answer the login verification question: what is the full name of the system?]


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Who remembers that? I just remember it was a long and improper name.


    "Two dimensional meta culture exchange system?"


    "Cross dimensional classical exchange system?"


    ¡­¡­


    "Cross dimensional entertainment classic exchange system?"


    [Ding! Successful login, welcome back]


    "Your uncle''s!"


    Twenty minutes later, Li Tiezhu finally got it right. It''s impossible to remember this thing by memory. It''s all by guessing.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 38 points.


    Music Achievement: 459 points. (album is hot, add 1 point per 10000 people)


    Variety achievements: 302 points.


    Film and television achievements: 55 points.


    Tiktok: 37 million 130 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 45%.


    [main task has been loaded, please click to view]


    see.


    Li Tiezhu still opened a new main task.


    [Ding! The third main task: achieve 1000 variety achievements in three months. Reward: Intelligence Value: 30 points. Gift: 5 points maximum intelligence]


    [Note: only the films in which the host is mainly involved are counted, such as director, screenwriter and starring, and the rest are no longer counted, such as happy heart and big fish]


    The upper limit of intelligence is a good thing!


    But isn''t that too much? Didn''t you just sing before? Why is it a variety show? Career change is too fast. I haven''t been admitted to Nortel yet.


    [host cannot refuse]


    "OK! But since you have sent out such a difficult task, you should generously give the host some start-up funds or something. Otherwise, although I know you are very powerful, you will appear very weak and stingy."


    [is the system so powerful? Then... Ding! Reward the host with 15 intelligence points + intermediate acting skills]


    "The system father is old and corrupt!"


    Li Tiezhu''s backhand is a set of rainbow farts, and then coldly took out his tablet to copy the script. The results show that the system is a proud little silly beep.


    [Ding! Consume 10 intelligence points, and purchase the rabbit successfully in the remaining 10 episodes]


    Laugh and cry while copying. The rabbit of that world is playing in the head. The painting style is very cute, but the production is slightly rough, but it is very classic.


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu couldn''t write a script, so he wrote down the story of the twelve episodes by writing a composition, and then threw it to Jiaoke Li to help him change it into a real movie script.


    Tablet typing is very slow. Li Tiezhu''s hands are sour and tired than moving bricks.


    "Forget it. Buy a Bluetooth keyboard tomorrow and write it. Make a game music demo first."


    The remaining 23 pieces of music in the three kingdoms are packaged and purchased.


    [Ding! Consume 23 intelligence points, purchase successfully]


    [current remaining intelligence value: 20 points]


    Li Tiezhu concentrated on writing songs. Xiao Jiu slept on his lap. In one night, the demo of spring bud and summer march in the four seasons was completed.


    Lying in bed thinking about what songzhuer said to him before is not coquettish, but serious.


    She analyzed the current situation of Li Tiezhu and suggested that he should not go to the study class, but take more variety shows and roles like him.


    Variety shows can rub. Increasing exposure can improve fame, which is of great help to the art examination. Basically, few famous stars are brushed off.


    Acting takes the role, not the protagonist. There is not enough time. Take more small roles and mix more crew. Not only do the actors have a wide network of contacts, but also learn a lot of acting skills, which is very important for the exam.


    She also operates like this this this year. A few years ago, she basically didn''t go to variety shows, but this year she went on a large series. It is said that she also signed some "flowers and teenagers", which will be launched early next year.


    The task released by Aojiao system seems to make sense, huh? Even very targeted.


    Lying in bed, Li Tiezhu dialed Zhang Xiaomeng.


    "Brother Meng, haven''t you slept yet?"


    "What about online house viewing? What''s the matter?"


    "Hard work. Last time you said there was a variety show looking for me? What''s the situation? What''s the price?"


    "The lowest 50% period."


    "So much?"


    "Don''t you know what kind of coffee you have now? Yang Ma is the first newcomer to stand up! Now it''s equivalent to songzhuer''s coffee, but you have a stronger momentum. However, didn''t you say you wanted to study last time? Why did you suddenly ask again?"


    "Today, songzhuer told me that letting me do more variety shows is very helpful to the art examination. What do you think?"


    "Of course! I wanted to tell you, but I''m afraid you''re stubborn. Your girlfriend has a way to take you. In fact, where is a variety show? There are a lot of people after that one. If you want to go, I''ll pick it for you tomorrow."


    "OK, please."


    After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu remembered that when he went to infinite challenge and mushroom house, he felt that variety shows were still very fun.


    ¡­¡­


    The next morning.


    Li Tiezhu held a large basin of noodles and made a video while eating. He made a video with the second uncle. His six wheeled tractor couldn''t return to the courtyard door again and almost knocked down the courtyard wall.


    "Shoot to the left, back, back, back! OK, turn the steering wheel back... Stop, stop! Don''t run over the dog, OK, continue to pour..."


    The tractor was so loud that Li Tiezhu almost roared.


    After the command, Li Tiezhu found that Zhang Xiaomeng, a big man with a fat beard, came and took out his ears.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Meng is early."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said that your voice is really natural. He squatted down and opened his laptop: "let me show you the variety show quotation. A total of more than a dozen were deleted by me too many times, leaving several good ratings and reputation."


    Li Tiezhu sucked the noodles and couldn''t understand: "it''s so complicated, you form."


    Zhang Xiaomeng turned off the computer and said, "the masked singer is 600000 in one issue and 1 million in two issues. The king to Wang is 1 million in one issue. Finally, there is a variety show you must go to. Ha ha ha, 2 million in two issues."

 Chapter 182

    Li Tiezhu nodded: "just these three first."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "I asked my assistant to contact those program groups. I''ll take you to see the house first."


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t go. My father will go and see them. They''ll be satisfied. I''m going to practice car. Did you forget? You reported me the driving school. By the way, I''ll shave my head."


    Zhang Xiaomeng grimaced: "I beg you, this hairstyle is very good! Stop the whole inch, you can taste the soil, but if you are so untidy, it will not hit the team''s face, but make people think you deliberately pretend to be simple, do you understand?"


    "Really?"


    "You call your girlfriend by yourself, she has the final say."


    With that, Zhang Xiaomeng took the computer to the guard room to find Li Fugui. After a while, he took Li Fugui, Liu cuiqun and Liu Xiaohua to the house in the car provided by the company.


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone, hesitated on the names of lengba and songzhu''er, and hit songzhu''er.


    Songzhuer naturally strongly opposed Li Tiezhu''s haircut. His face was not suitable. He even suggested that Li Tiezhu go to the whole tens of thousands of pieces of hair design, which was rejected by Li Tiezhu without hesitation.


    After finishing the business, Li Tiezhu declined the other party''s hint of chatting and resolutely hung up the phone to practice the car.


    When he was 13, he would drive a tractor. Every time he helped the second uncle reverse, reversing a six wheeled car was quite anti-human, but Li Tiezhu was gifted.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu learned to drive very easily. He doesn''t have the idea of buying luxury cars. He just thinks that his acting career will be very busy in the future. He might as well take the exam first. After all, you can''t really use the illegal book given by spicy claw.


    After a few days of National Day holiday, Li Tiezhu gained a lot.


    After the story of twelve episodes of "that rabbit that year" was written, Jiaoke Li was sent to help polish it.


    There are 24 pieces of game music in dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. The demo and music score are all completed. Fortunately, these music are basically more than one minute long. The demo and music score have been sent to dianling company. Zhang Xiaomeng asked people to prepare the orchestra in the East China Sea for recording.


    The old man also chose an existing house with an area of 150 square meters. Interestingly, he thought the price was too expensive, but he was reluctant to go. He looked at the bathroom and balcony, and talked with Aunt Liu about the suitability of the refrigerator and washing machine in that place.


    After listening to Zhang Xiaomeng''s description, Li Tiezhu decided to fix the suite. The house price in Shudu is not high, and it only cost 2 million to buy a 150 square meter house.


    Finally, old man Li and Aunt Liu went to get their licenses and were busy decorating their new house.


    After the long holiday, Li Tiezhu went to study with his small schoolbag on his back. He felt that he had returned to the state of ordinary students.


    Of course, he is the only one who has this illusion.


    After all, I''m not forced to count.


    No one in the school treats him as an ordinary student any more. Even the aunt in the canteen doesn''t shake her hands. Every time, the braised meat in Li Tiezhu''s bowl is more than others.


    Teachers are much more tolerant of Li Tiezhu. After each topic, they have to ask, "Li Tiezhu, do you understand? Ah, it doesn''t matter if you don''t understand. You just need to correct the most basic topic."


    The girls are much more enthusiastic about Li Tiezhu. They either want to sign, or ask the entertainment circle for gossip, and ask him for Xiao Zhen''s signature.


    Several eyes were obviously wrong, but in the final analysis, no one dared to chase him and tease him. After all, songzhuer was famous.


    The boys are much more direct. Even those who have fought in the past can talk calmly. Some people ask if Songzhu is moist. They are beaten by Li Tiezhu. Of course, it''s not true.


    Do you care if she''s wet? What does it have to do with you? The cat is more moist. The sheets were wet last time. Was she proud?


    Only ban Hua''s attitude towards Li Tiezhu has not changed. She is still very overbearing. She is also hard, but ban Hua is harder in the end. In addition to the original humiliation, she has another means of threat:


    "Bear, I''ll tell your wife to go!"


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu still had to buy her milk tea and snacks, and occasionally accompanied her to tennis court training. He was badly abused.


    Half a month passed in the twinkling of an eye.


    October 23, Sunday night.


    Li Tiezhu asked for leave in advance, packed his bags and went to the East China Sea. In addition to supervising the game music of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms, he also went to Nandu to record an issue of masked singer.


    After that, I have to go to Kyoto to participate in the third rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala.


    Li Tiezhu was not popular in the first two rehearsals, so he didn''t go. Of course, this is a temporary program, and it may be removed at last.


    As soon as he arrived at the apartment, Li Tiezhu received a video of songzhu''er.


    "Hey, hey... Happy frost fall!"


    "What happiness?"


    "Frost! One of the twenty-four solar terms."


    "Spicy claw, if you really want to make a phone call, just make an excuse for wool? It''s very short-sighted."


    "Aren''t you afraid you''ll annoy me?"


    "No, I''m afraid I''ll be watered by you like mieba."


    The pine and bamboo son over there blushed strangely: "shameless! Bah!"


    Li Tiezhu said inexplicably, "you''re shameless."


    "Hum! You are shameless, you and lengba are shameless!"


    "It''s cooled down recently. You should pay attention to adding clothes. I think the costume of Kyushu you sent is very thin. Wear autumn clothes and trousers inside."


    "Ah? Autumn pants are worn inside the costumes? Are you going to wear woolen pants if it''s colder?"


    "What''s the matter? Just don''t see it outside."


    "Oh! You''re smart. I''ll buy it now. By the way, is your cat still alive?"


    "Cold... No, Xiao Jiu is very good."


    "Sure enough, I''m the only one who doesn''t deserve to raise things. What, I''m here to show off. A boy is after me! Ha ha... I have today!"


    Songzhuer laughed wildly.


    Li Tiezhu''s shameless and skinnless heart was sour: "really? Congratulations."


    "Congratulations? I won''t promise. I''m a leading role in our crew. I''m very handsome. I just don''t like talking and acting. I can''t hear him say a word all day."


    "That''s very similar to your bully."


    "Yes, yes, super like! He doesn''t speak, but also has thorns. It''s hard to touch that kind. It may be autism. However, he always talks to me recently. He can''t talk. You know? The first thing you come to me is, can you hit slock? I''m Nima! I''m stupid!"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Also, he brought me breakfast and sent me milk tea. It''s so silly! He bought a cup of milk tea when he bought it. The rest of the crew didn''t have a share. How dare I drink it? Doesn''t this offend people? Moreover, he asked me to see a movie yesterday, an animated cartoon? I laughed to death. Of course I refused."


    "I also like watching cartoons."


    "Really? I''ll go with you when I''m free! Today he asked me to listen to a musical. I told him I had a boyfriend on the spot. His name is Li Tiezhu."


    "The whole network knows that you didn''t catch up with me! Can he believe it?"


    "I showed him the video of our long kiss under the Wutong tree, three minutes. I said that although I had not yet tracked my hand, I had already enjoyed the treatment of my girlfriend in advance."


    "When did you record it? Give it back to people! Kill people and kill people!"


    "When you close your eyes and stick out your tongue, hey hey, can''t you think of it? He almost cried after reading it, and then said he wouldn''t give up easily."


    "What a pity, a man..."


    "You have time to visit the crew and find me!"

 Chapter 183

    "I''m not free. I''ve been busy recently. Besides, what am I looking for you for? I''m not chasing you."


    Li Tiezhu is right now and has been immune to pine and bamboo.


    Songzhu''er''s face collapsed: "I still want to kiss him face to face."


    "Please be a person? People chase you kindly. Are you like this? You are greedy when no one chases you, and you are disgusted when someone chases you."


    "Didn''t I show my loyalty to you?"


    "I don''t need it!"


    "Well, there are some other videos in hand anyway."


    "Grass! Didn''t you take a picture when you took off your pants?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. He was reciting history. He was so frightened that he tore a page out of the book.


    Matsutake was stunned: "what am I doing shooting that thing? I''m not a pervert."


    "Aren''t you?"


    "I... shouldn''t I?"


    "Hammer! You are."


    "Don''t worry about this. I just selected some autumn pants and underwear. The link is sent to you. Help me choose those that look good."


    "Just send autumn pants, thank you."


    After chatting for a while, I hung up the video, and dozens of links were added to the wechat. Li Tiezhu clicked in and looked at it immediately ¡Á Do you want someone to endorse it?


    It was not easy to calm down. The cat came again. Li Tiezhu was caught off guard when he connected the video, and his nose blood almost gushed out.


    "It''s cold. Do you still eat popsicles?"


    "I just finished that. I can eat it."


    "Can you eat well? Who are you scaring?"


    "Isn''t the popsicle just licking? Do you want to... Like this? Hey..."


    "I''m honest. You have to turn me into a bad man one by one."


    "Who else? Erha? Did she send you a color map?"


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu went to the recording studio by riding a small yellow car early in the morning.


    That is a large recording studio that penguin has cooperated with for a long time. Now Justin and Zhao Liya are still recording songs there. The new songs are too hard.


    Li Tiezhu''s "seventeen years old" has ranked third in the best-selling list, and more than 6 million people have bought it. Therefore, Li Tiezhu has gained more achievement value and is about to break through the 1000 mark.


    Music Achievement: 963 points. (album is hot, add 1 point per 10000 people)


    When passing a milk tea shop, Li Tiezhu stopped to buy some milk tea for them to drink. This is what song Zhuer taught - human sophistication.


    As it was morning, there was no one in milk tea shop, only one man and one woman.


    Li Tiezhu stepped forward and said, "Hello, I''ll order 25 cups of milk tea."


    The male clerk said, "Sir, what flavor do you want?"


    Li Tiezhu: "whatever. You can adjust it. There are more flavors."


    "Li Tiezhu!"


    The saleswoman suddenly shouted, which made the male clerk tremble.


    Li Tiezhu was also startled. I especially wore a mask and cap, and only showed a pair of eyes: "so you can recognize me?"


    The saleswoman''s eyes lit up: "ha! I know you when you turn into ash."


    "Don''t I have a grudge against you?"


    "No hatred! You are my love bean! Sign your name, sign your name..."


    The saleswoman began to be afraid of the bar, and one leg had stepped up.


    The male clerk stopped and said, "Xiaoyue, you don''t need to climb out?"


    Xiaoyue said, "I have to take a group photo!"


    Male clerk: "there''s a door over there."


    Xiaoyue then put down his legs and ran out: "you said it earlier! It made me lose face in front of my idol."


    The male clerk was speechless and showed Li Tiezhu that she was a fool. Don''t look at her in the same way and go to make milk tea.


    Xiaoyue is cute and looks about the same age as Li Tiezhu. She excitedly takes Li Tiezhu to the store to sit down, signs a group photo, and then starts talking.


    "You''re great. I like every song!"


    "Thank you."


    "I like the song" a Diao "best. After listening to it, I feel full of power."


    "Really? Just like it."


    "Hey, are you 185 tall?"


    "No, 181."


    "I''ll tell you what. I went to the good voice audition and was kicked out."


    "Well..."


    "In fact, I can sing, but it''s easy to be nervous."


    "Uh huh."


    "I really want to go to your concert, but I have no money."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Did pine bamboo catch up with you?"


    "No."


    "That''s right! You must not promise her too soon. Boys should be reserved... But she''s really nice to you! Her head is also real iron! Titanium alloy head!"


    "Don''t you really have to help your colleagues?"


    "Hey?"


    Xiaoyue turned around and saw that the male clerk was already busy. After all, it was 25 cups of milk tea.


    She reluctantly went back to help.


    After a while, another guest came. Xiaoyue was busy to greet him.


    The guest was an uncle, looking at xiaoyuekou Huahua: "how do you sell this milk?"


    Xiao Yue blushed: "it''s milk tea, sir."


    "Oh, tea made of milk? Is your milk fresh today?"


    "It says on the taste. What would you like to order, sir?"


    "Let me add your wechat. I often drink milk and call you directly at that time."


    "Sorry, we have a reservation phone, and the takeout app is OK."


    "Don''t work if your salary is eighteen thousand. Listen to my brother. Work with me. It''s super cool to work with me. There''s more money."


    "Sorry, I don''t want to change my job."


    Xiaoyue has been angry. This is not the first time, but she can''t offend customers.


    The wretched man smiled and said, "you like selling milk so much?"


    Xiaoyue''s eyes are red and he is about to cry.


    "Then what, order a cup of strawberry shabby for the uncle. It''s my treat!"


    Li Tiezhu lay down next to the man and smiled at Xiaoyue.


    Xiaoyue said, "is it strawberry sand ice?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes."


    Xiao Yueru was pardoned and turned to make sand ice: "OK. Please wait a minute."


    The obscene man looked at Li Tiezhu angrily: "what do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "how do you sell this milk?"


    Man: "what kind of milk do I sell?"


    "Is your milk fresh?"


    "I''m NIMA..."


    "Shall I add your wechat? I often drink milk and call you directly at that time."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "I don''t know whether your salary is high or not, but I don''t have money anyway. Work with me. It''s cool to work with me. There''s more money."


    "Are you sick?"


    "Just say whether to do it or not."


    Li Tiezhu found that his memory is good and his central ideas are correct.


    The obscene man turned and was about to slip away. Li Tiezhu grabbed his collar, struggled for a few times, which was useless and frightened: "brother, you let go of me, I called the police!"


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent: "please eat sand ice. Do you call the police? Don''t you give face?"


    The obscene man looked at Li Tiezhu''s size and the looming chest muscles under his T-shirt and dared not speak.


    Li Tiezhu pushed him to the store: "don''t go until you finish eating."


    Xiaoyue over there is already shaking with laughter. It''s funny and grateful. It really relieves Qi. Li Tiezhu is powerful! I love beans!


    (two hundred and forty thousand words arrive at the battlefield! Ask for a monthly ticket!!!)

 Chapter 184

    Soon, Xiaoyue sent strawberry sand ice at the fastest speed. It was full of weight. She looked at Li Tiezhu gratefully and said to the obscene man, "please take your time, sir."


    The obscene man didn''t move and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you''re welcome! Do you think I''m kidding you? If you say please, please invite you. If you don''t finish eating, you won''t give face to your brother. I''m not very good tempered..."


    Every wretched man is usually bullied. Without exception, those who have a little courage and wisdom disdain to do such things and go QJ directly.


    Therefore, the eldest brother ate sand ice silently, and the speed was very fast.


    After a while, he said, "can I go?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s OK not to go. I''ll take you to a fun place to play?"


    The wretched man ran away in fear of being anal.


    He didn''t recognize Li Tiezhu. Maybe he didn''t pay attention to entertainment at ordinary times, but Li Tiezhu was not afraid that he recognized it. It was so just.


    Xiaoyue packed twenty-five cups of milk tea in two paper boxes, took it easy, smiled and said, "thank you! That man often comes and hates it, but I can''t scold him."


    "Call the police directly!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at her petite body. Unexpectedly, she was still very strong. These milk tea weighed thirty or forty kilograms.


    Xiaoyue shook his head slightly: "if I call the police, the boss will get rid of me. It''s not easy to find a job..."


    "How old are you?"


    "Eighteen, forty-nine days older than you."


    "Don''t you read?"


    "I dropped out of school at the age of 14. I had no money at home. My grades were bad and stupid. My father was too tired in the steel factory, so I came to Donghai to work."


    "Hey..."


    "I can support myself now and send 500 to my family every month."


    "Isn''t your salary eighteen? Why send money?"


    "When my parents see that I can still send money home, they will think, I must be doing well in the East China Sea. Although... My mother may not miss me."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know what to say. He looked down and saw that the edge of her canvas shoes had turned yellow and the cloth could be brushed. She was indeed a poor child, but she didn''t need pity.


    He smiled: "come on! Xiaoyue, you''re great! Everything will pass. Be brave when you encounter things."


    Xiaoyue nodded fiercely: "thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu left with milk tea.


    Xiaoyue still leaned against the door and couldn''t see anyone.


    ¡­¡­


    Zhao Liya was particularly surprised at Li Tiezhu''s treat to milk tea. When did the goods come to light? It must be the advice of songzhuer. It''s different to make a girlfriend!


    Oh, my brother silly column has finally enlightened.


    "What do you think? I''ve been in a daze talking to you."


    Li Tiezhu poked Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya regained her consciousness and sipped the original milk tea: "what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu is now in the lounge where Zhao Liya records songs. There are only two of them. Next door are teachers busy repairing music.


    Zhao Liya''s eyes are a little dark and her expression is a little tired. She seems to be thinner than before.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you don''t look very good. Are you tired of recording songs?"


    Zhao Liya nodded: "the last song is the owner of the card. I wrote it myself, but I always feel that it is not well written and the arrangement is not satisfactory... The teachers said they can give up. There are ten songs in this album. If you give up one, there will be only nine left."


    Li Tiezhu said, "just nine songs. Why do you have to ask for ten? Your body matters. I''m sorry to ask you for help in your state."


    Zhao Liya: "what can I do for you?"


    "I wanted you to help me check the game soundtrack of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. I have recorded several songs. You are professional in music. Are you free to listen to it with me later and give some advice."


    "Oh, I''m free. There''s plenty of time! Anyway, the last song is stuck. I''ll go with you for inspiration."


    "Well, thank you. After recording the song, you will go back to Shudu school?"


    "No, I have to go to the roadshow to play songs, and even go on several music radio programs. Do you think everyone is like you, and the people all over the country know your album? Penguin will give you a big push! What if I don''t advertise and the album can''t be sold?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "well... What about your study?"


    Zhao Liya said, "I can get 480 points by doing the college entrance examination paper in senior one. What''s this? I can get a line even if I don''t study for a year. Besides, I won''t take the college entrance examination until the next year. It''s also my parents'' Sichuan music."


    Li Tiezhu: "excuse me..."


    "Silly column."


    "Huh?"


    "What''s the matter with you, lengba and songzhu''er? Songzhu''er called me two days ago to ask me about you and lengba, but I didn''t tell her about the cat. The cat also called me and asked me if songzhu''er was on a whim or serious. What can I say?"


    "Er... It''s hard to say."


    "To make a long story short, have you done anything with the cat? Oh, I see."


    "I didn''t say anything."


    "Don''t explain, half strategy state, I understand! You can''t hide things in your face. What about pine and bamboo? WOW! I really like it!"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Don''t quibble. Your eyes betray you. Your true love is songzhuer. Tut tut......"


    "Is it that obvious?"


    "Of course not. I just lied to you. I didn''t expect you to admit it. Do you think I have mind reading skills? It''s all using your baby, melon..."


    "Even you are bad."


    "No, silly column, it''s not a bad thing. Think about what we''ve learned in mathematics, triangle is the most stable shape, right? I support you! Accept it!"


    "Leia, why do you call me silly column?"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Someone used to call me that, but in a letter."


    "Who?"


    Zhao Liya chuckled and asked knowingly.


    After chatting with Li Tiezhu for a while, Zhao Liya''s state is better, but she just doesn''t intend to tell Li Tiezhu who she is.


    I can''t tell why. She has always had some bad interests, such as teasing cat in public, such as thanking Wan Yun''s mother. It''s good to encourage song Zhuer to pursue Li Tiezhu. She recommended the nine yuan nine book to song Zhuer. At the resurrection match, Zhao Liya saw that songzhuer had feelings for Li Tiezhu. At that time, songzhuer didn''t know it, so Zhao Liya''s backhand was a set of combination Boxing


    She is a black little villain with the appearance of a little white rabbit.


    Li Tiezhu said, "her name is Yaya, class 3, Grade 2006, Shudu Tushi primary school. Wasn''t it that big cities supported poor mountainous areas? I was in grade 3. Their class had a friendship with our class. My pen pal was Yaya, and my full name was Zhao Yaya."


    Zhao Liya chuckled. I changed my name. Ha ha, even if I met you, I didn''t know you!


    Li Tiezhu thought and said, "she doesn''t know my full name? I wrote to introduce my name as Zhu, so she called me silly Zhu. The recipient wrote Li Zhu. We wrote letters for three years, and there were a lot of Pinyin in the letter at the beginning."


    Zhao Liya also has some feelings. Indeed, Zhao Liya, a junior, knows more words than Li Tiezhu: "how did it break later?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "how do you know it''s broken? It''s really smart. Later, my father took me to school in other places and wrote to her, but she didn''t reply to me."


    Zhao Liya said that it was not coincidental. At that time, she also transferred to another school. She wrote a letter to silly Zhu''s school at the first time, and didn''t receive a reply.


    This is six or seven years.


    Zhao Liya smiled and said, "what kind of person is she?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "she''s super powerful! She''s very smart. She knew a lot of words in grade two. She almost never used Pinyin. I don''t know many words and can only turn to the dictionary. Moreover, she also learned to play the piano. She plays very well! You remember the music box? The song to Alice in it was played when she was ten years old. Isn''t it powerful?"


    Zhao Liya: "you''re all engaged in music now. You can''t hear that song because it''s played so badly?"


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed for a moment: "she was ten years old at that time. She was already very powerful!"


    "Music box from her?"


    "Well, after she knew my mother died, she sent me a music box, which made me brave. I had no money, so I had to pick up a stone like a panda and give it to her. The mailing fee was so expensive! I dug bitter bamboo shoots for a month to save enough money."


    "Ha ha..."


    Zhao Liya smiled like a crescent moon, and then some melancholy. Yes, panda stone has been thrown into the river by Wanyun''s mother who loves you most


    Li Tiezhu was also a little absent-minded.


    [Ding! Congratulations! The host triggered a special song. Would you like to buy it?]


    No more games, and special songs? It seems that this is a long-term benefit, similar to... Inspiration.


    A song about childhood sweethearts?


    Purchase.


    Save it first. Anyway, the special price only costs 1 intelligence value. However, it seems that this song is not suitable for male voices.


    Talking about milk tea, Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "let''s go to the recording studio where the game soundtrack is recorded and help me guide some professional problems."


    Zhao Liya stood up and said, "OK."


    "Ya... Iron pillar! My iron pillar, where''s my mobile phone?"


    Suddenly, a sharp voice came from the door.


    Zhao Liya covered her face: "Mom, you calm down, and don''t call me a nickname."


    Liu Wanyun calmed down a lot. She took out her mobile phone and walked in without asking. She forced her to take a group photo with Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu looked confused. What''s the situation?


    Zhao Liya: "this is my mother, Ms. Liu Wanyun, who is also your iron powder. I''m not in good condition for recording songs. She asked for leave to take care of me and make soup for me these days."


    With that, Zhao Liya went to get the insulation box that Liu Wanyun was carrying in her hand.


    Liu Wanyun raised her hand and handed it to Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, come and try my aunt''s craft."


    Zhao Liya: "this..."


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed: "thank you. Give Liya a drink. I don''t need it."


    "She''s not a pig. She can''t finish drinking so much. My aunt will serve it for you. Try it, try it..."


    "Thank you."


    "How does it taste? Who, don''t you have hands?"


    "It''s delicious."


    "Right? I learned from the state banquet chef. It''s impolite for you to serve less and leave some for the iron pillar."


    "Enough, aunt."


    "This girl has no rules since she was a child. Don''t be common with her."


    Zhao Liya''s face was expressionless and her eyes were empty. She drank soup mechanically. I knew it would be like this.


    After drinking the soup, Li Tiezhu took Zhao Liya and Liu Wanyun to another studio. Speaking of profession, Liu Wanyun is the real professional. Li Tiezhu respectfully asked her for guidance. Liu Wanyun was very happy and severely belittled Zhao Liya.


    When he got to the studio, Li Tiezhu went in and applied with the producer in charge of recording. After all, he brought people to listen to unpublished music without authorization. He was afraid that the teacher would think Li Tiezhu didn''t trust him.


    Zhao Liya and Liu Wanyun are in the lounge.


    Zhao Liya: "Mom, remember not to call me my nickname in front of Li Tiezhu."


    Liu Wanyun suddenly showed vigilant eyes: "why? Ya Ya is hard to hear? What are you doing? You don''t like Li Tiezhu? Just you? If songzhuer doesn''t kill you, I''ll kill you!"


    Zhao Liya rolled her eyes with anger: "I will like him? Well, he is my pen pal in primary school. He gave the panda stone you threw away..."


    Liu Wanyun was surprised: "what a coincidence?"


    "Hehe! How do you feel now? I lost the panda stone from your iron pillar."


    "It''s all your fault! I want to beat you again!"


    "Why blame me?"


    "Who told you to smash your grandpa''s walnut with panda stone? Otherwise I can throw it away for you?"


    "Aren''t walnuts just smashed to eat?"


    "That''s the walnut your grandfather has cooked for twenty years!"


    "I know."


    "Know you still smash?"


    "I just want to know if twenty years old walnuts are broken inside and can still be eaten. Besides, don''t you leave him one?"


    "How about a plate?"


    "Grandpa didn''t blame me. He hurt me so much."


    "He doesn''t blame you, but I have to beat you up. I have to show my attitude. Otherwise, it''s impolite!"


    After a while, Li Tiezhu came out and invited the two to listen to the recorded music. Liu Wanyun gave Zhao Liya a piece of food and ended the conversation of throwing pots at each other. Zhao Liya was beaten out of temper.


    Li Tiezhu said, "aunt, what''s the matter? Don''t hit Liya."


    Liu Wanyun: "it''s all right. She was beaten up by me since childhood. She looks weak. In fact, she is very resistant to beating."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Zhao Liya glared at Li Tiezhu: "what are you looking at? Do you still want to test whether I can resist beating?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not enough..."


    After entering the studio, the teacher played all 24 pieces of music for more than 40 minutes.


    This is the first time that Zhao Liya and Liu Wanyun heard the soundtrack of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. They were obviously amazed.


    Zhao Liya frowned. She thought she didn''t have a big gap with Li Tiezhu. She wrote his songs better than me. My singing skills crushed him and she could catch up with him in writing songs. This is why she is so obsessed with the last song of the album. There is an obsession that Li Tiezhu''s new album is selling well. She doesn''t want her new album to hit the street.


    But until now, she found that there was a huge gap between her and Li Tiezhu''s composing talent. No wonder the game was willing to pay a sky high price of 20 million to find such a newcomer as Li Tiezhu.


    The twenty-four soundtracks are very short, but they are magnificent and soul stirring. They all sound very good.


    In addition to the theme song "dream back to the Three Kingdoms", the song of the four seasons is the best written.


    "The sprout of spring" is flexible and melodious, which vividly shows the recovery and vitality of all things in spring.


    "March of summer" is passionate and magnificent, which skillfully combines the prosperity of summer with the promotion of war.


    "Autumn harvest" is full of joy and has a great sense of autumn harvest.


    "Silence in winter" is desolate and desolate, with goose feather and heavy snow swept by the bleak north wind, with a thick flavor of history.


    In addition, there are "preface", "victory", "broken bamboo", "war", "melodious", "past time", "ultimate" and other songs, which not only express their respective themes accurately, but also listen very well.


    These songs are highly unified and innovative in style, combining classical Chinese instruments with Western orchestral music, that is, classical and vigorous.


    Zhao Liya was silly. She didn''t know what to say. She used to feel like he Shengliang was born with Yu.


    Now, she just wants to be a singer quietly.


    Liu Wanyun was also stunned for a long time. She always thought she was a fan of Li Tiezhu, so her position was a little biased. She often boasted about Li Tiezhu''s composing talent, exaggeration and moisture.


    Now, she found that she still underestimated Li Tiezhu. His level is already a master.


    There is genius in this world!


    "I was sorry before. Why didn''t you take the Sichuan music exam?" Liu Wanyun shook her head. "Now I understand that you don''t have to go to Sichuan music, because many professors of Sichuan music composition department may not be able to write such a song, but you can write 24 songs in such a short time, and the style is so unified."


    "Professor Liu flattered me. I''m laughing."


    Li Tiezhu blushed with praise. I''m not a genius. I''m just a simple force.


    Liu Wanyun said, "just call me aunt. What can I suggest? There''s no problem composing music. It''s a genius. There are some minor defects in the recording. Miss Chen?"


    Producer teacher Chen pin, who also knew Liu Wanyun, smiled and said, "you''re welcome. Just say it directly. I also found some problems and just discuss them together."


    Liu Wanyun talked about the problems in several songs in detail, which was very professional.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t speak at all, and even couldn''t understand. Zhao Liya understood, but didn''t dare to speak. She was forced to be beaten.


    Chen pin''s teacher talked with her from beginning to end.


    An hour later, the conversation was finally over.


    Chen pin said: "iron pillar, don''t worry! Your soundtrack series is absolutely first-class in the industry. If these 24 songs can''t support dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms, other games can be directly off the shelf."


    Li Tiezhu was really worried. He was relieved when the professionals recognized him.


    Out of the studio, Liu Wanyun was still praising Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu couldn''t listen anymore and was embarrassed.


    Zhao Liya also dared not speak for fear of being beaten.


    Pop!


    Slap Zhao Liya on the back.


    "Er..."


    Zhao Liya was not surprised. The second boot finally landed. Wan Yun''s mother beat her when she was unhappy and beat her when she was happy. Anyway, she can''t fluctuate too much.


    Liu Wanyun said, "Oh! Just you? Do you still want to catch up with my iron pillar? You can''t measure your strength."


    Zhao Liya: "I''m wrong. I don''t dare anymore..."


    Li Tiezhu: "this... Liya, isn''t your last song the card owner? Why don''t I give you one?"


    Liu Wanyun: "why do you spoil good songs for her? You keep them for yourself."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zhao Liya: "what''s your name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s still the inspiration you gave me. I think of the things I wrote to ya ya before. The song is called little. I''ll write it to you later."


    Zhao Liya vaguely handed Liu Wanyun a look "originally written for me" and said, "OK."


    Pop!


    Liu Wanyun slapped Zhao Liya on the back of her head: "it''s impolite to say thank you."


    Zhao Liya: "thank you..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. Professor Liu is a little fierce!


    It''s already twelve o''clock.


    Liu Wanyun glared at Zhao Liya angrily. Her hands were ready to move. Zhao Liya hurriedly said, "silly column, I still owe you a meal. I''ll invite you to a barbecue!"


    Li Tiezhu: "eat barbecue at noon?"


    Zhao Liya nodded: "if you don''t want me to be beaten, come with me."


    Pop.


    Zhao Liya: "ah Xi..."


    Liu Wanyun took back her hand and smiled at Li Tiezhu: "it''s rare for Liya to treat you. Let''s go. You''ve written three songs for her. Plus" little "is four. It''s her to thank you..."


    Soon, the three came to a barbecue shop.


    The barbecue is still very delicious, and Liu Wanyun is also very talkative.


    Chatting, Li Tiezhu was not at ease. In addition to Zhao Liya, who was distressed and slapped from time to time, the meal was still very delicious.


    However, Professor Liu''s words were too sharp and Li Tiezhu couldn''t catch them.


    "Where are you and songzhuer? Is she really still chasing you?"


    "Why do you hesitate for such a good girl?"


    "Leia doesn''t bully you at ordinary times, does she? If she bullies you, you beat her directly, she just owes it."


    "Who, don''t call silly column in the future, but brother tie Zhu, do you know?"


    "Iron pillar, add a wechat. You can go directly to your aunt for anything in the future, you know?"


    "If someone in the circle dares to bully you and your aunt helps you out, Liya''s grandfather won''t say it, you know. My father, Zhao Liya, her grandfather retired from the vice national level..."


    "Last time you were eliminated, you wanted to get yehenara. Fortunately, later you came back. They''re not good this time. You''ll see."


    Zhao Liya secretly rolled her eyes. She''s still fighting her father and chasing a star when she''s dozens of years old?


    Pop.


    Liu Wanyun didn''t need to see it, and knew that the little boy must make complaints about her in the heart. Then he said to Li Tiezhu, "you have to go to Spring Festival Gala in a few days, right?"


    Li Tiezhu was flattered and quickly thanked him.


    This aunt is a real big man. Li Tiezhu never dreamed of having dinner with such a big man. Although she is engaged in music, her father is indeed a figure in the textbook. She has made great achievements in war. No wonder she plays Zhao Liya so smoothly. It seems that it is the inheritance of family style


    It''s just that she is such a high-end figure. How can she be my fan?


    Zhao Liya''s eyes were very poisonous and said directly, "don''t guess. My mother powder, you started because you didn''t have a mother."


    Pop! Pa pa


    "Ah!!"


    "Auntie, calm down. Don''t copy the guy!"


    "Hoo... I haven''t beaten her for a long time. I''m a little impulsive. Look at Tiezhu, I''ll say she''s resistant to beating?"


    "Mom, you call me, but don''t pull my hair, will you? It''s all bald..."


    "Aunt, Leia, eat."


    That afternoon, Li Tiezhu made the score and accompaniment demo of "Xiaoxiao" with a tablet and gave it to Zhao Liya.


    "That sounds good!"


    Zhao Liya is a little depressed. Why does Li Tiezhu write casually that the first capital is a classic? I can''t scratch my ears and cheeks for months?


    Li Tiezhu said, "I have a small request. Can you attach a line of small characters to the back of the song? Write: to ya ya. Although I haven''t met her and it''s far different from what is written in the lyrics, I still write a song for her."


    Zhao Liya nodded. Of course, I sing to myself. Well, it''s reasonable.


    After squatting in the studio for two days and helping Zhao Liya record Xiaoxiao, Li Tiezhu went to dianling company with the songs of the Three Kingdoms, and then took a car to Nandu to participate in the recording of masked singers.


    "What''s the matter? We have to prepare talents for singing programs?"


    Li Tiezhu was confused by the director of the program group. He hadn''t seen the program. After several periods of mending, he began to fall into meditation. What talents do I Li Tiezhu have besides moving bricks, fighting, driving tractors and killing pigs?


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    The update time restores the previous habit. The minimum update is 6000 words at 16:16, and the number of words is uncertain at 22:22. It will be a big chapter in the future, otherwise I think the chapter name is tired, and you will be tired when you see the broken chapter.


    In addition, I don''t know whether to plant stallions in this book, but the harem will be opened. There won''t be many, three or four.

 Chapter 185

    Early in the morning of October 27, Li Tiezhu came to southern Jiangsu TV station. He was the first one to arrive. One after another, other singers also came, three.


    Li Tiezhu got up and called the teacher. After saying hello, he sat down.


    Li Tiezhu is not familiar with them, and he doesn''t know whether they are popular or not. Anyway, he doesn''t know anyone who didn''t pay much attention to the entertainment industry before. They knew each other and chatted. Li Tiezhu sat alone and brushed history questions with his mobile phone.


    Fifth, finally came a dark male singer. Everyone got up to greet him.


    Li Tiezhu first: "Hello, Miss Sun."


    Sun Nan: "Hello, young man. I''ve heard all your songs."


    Li Tiezhu said, "thank you."


    A female singer suddenly realized: "I dare say that Li Tiezhu doesn''t know us. Just now he was a good teacher to us. The teacher was good and didn''t take his last name. I thought he despised us."


    Another male singer said, "he just doesn''t know anyone and can''t look down on you. You came out of the same program."


    The female singer teased Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, do you know me?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head awkwardly: "sorry, I''m blind."


    The female singer smiled: "good excuse! Do you know Miss Sun Nan because you are blind?"


    Li Tiezhu snorted, "Er, this... He''s black."


    You mean to say that others are black?


    Sun Nan smiled and said, "well, don''t tease him. He''s so nervous that he''s black and red. Let me introduce you to Yu Wei, who comes out of a good voice like you. This is Luo Xu and that is Yang Wenwen."


    Li Tiezhu: "good teacher Yu, good teacher Luo, good teacher Yang."


    Yu Wei said, "Hello, Miss Li."


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head and everyone laughed. The child was very funny.


    "What are you laughing at? So happy?"


    A delicate and gentle voice came, and a beautiful woman came into the door.


    Sun Nan: "they tease iron pillars. It''s really as interesting and honest as the program."


    The woman smiled: "he''s an honest fart!"


    Yu Wei patted Li Tiezhu: "come on, face blind teacher Li, do you know this one?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I know aunt Yang Mi."


    "Poof..."


    Yu Wei smiled, aunt?


    The others were laughing.


    Yang Mi came to Li Tiezhu in two steps and pointed to him: "give you another chance. You can reorganize the language for me."


    Li Tiezhu smiled foolishly: "then... Elder sister?"


    Yang Mi stamped her foot: "call little sister."


    Li Tiezhu: "little sister."


    Where is it small? Obviously, it''s very big, very big, I''m more than ten years older.


    Yang Mi shook her head silently and sat down next to Li Tiezhu, sneering: "I tell you, he is not honest at all. If he is honest, I am the saint... Tut tut..."


    I''ve raised cabbages for several years. Are you honest? Of course, it can also be said that the cabbage arched the pig.


    Yu Wei and others are a little embarrassed. It seems that big Yang has a lot of opinions about Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand how to offend her, so he had to be silent and didn''t know how to deal with it. The relationship in the entertainment industry is too complicated. I''m not a clever little ghost like songzhuer. How can I make it?


    Hey?


    By the way, I forgot to give my gift. It must be so.


    "Well, I brought some small gifts to the teachers. I hope I don''t dislike them. Thank you."


    With that, Li Tiezhu took out five cans of bamboo leaf green tea from the small box next to him and gave them to five people respectively. Each can is also hundreds of yuan. It''s not cheap. Li Tiezhu himself is reluctant to drink. This is the meritorious teaching of songzhuer.


    Several people simply thanked Li Tiezhu, but Yang Mi sneered:


    "Is this what you call an honest man? Everyone knows how to give gifts."


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed again.


    Sun Nan felt that Yang Mi had gone a little too far. He took the initiative to clear up the encirclement and said, "this program is a half true and half false program. The jury doesn''t know who we are, but the director group will also prompt them to show the audience whether it is true or false. The first round is chorus. We happen to have three men and three women. How can we share it? Women choose!"


    Yu Wei felt pity for Li Tiezhu and said, "I''ll choose first. I''ll choose my little martial brother Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu smiled gratefully.


    Yang Mi quit: "sister Yu, give it to me? I want to work with Li Tiezhu."


    Yu Wei couldn''t keep up: "you''re not..."


    Yang Mi was stunned: "don''t you think I''m aiming at Li Tiezhu? It''s too late for me to hurt him! He wrote cool for my play. Don''t worry, I just don''t see him."


    Yu Wei: "but he seems to be quite out of touch with you."


    Yang Mi: "no, he hasn''t seen me."


    Finally, Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were divided into a rehearsal room. Yang Mi took three assistants and a makeup artist into the room. After everything was put away, the assistant and makeup artist withdrew. Only Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were left in the rehearsal room.


    Yang Mi looked up and asked, "where''s your assistant?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t have an assistant."


    "What about the makeup artist?"


    "The program group doesn''t offer it?"


    "Can you use what the program team provides? Where did you get the makeup artist from when you went to other variety shows?"


    "Rub! Infinite challenge didn''t make up at first. Later, it rubbed Fang Boge''s makeup artist. In the mushroom house, it rubbed Yue Ge''s."


    "So you''re going to rub me today?"


    "If you don''t want to, I''ll find the program group."


    Yang Mi''s expression is very strange: "no! I''m willing to let you rub, but I''ll do it. Later, I''ll ask my makeup artist to make you handsome, so that she can''t eat when she watches the program."


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "who drools? What can''t you eat? Didn''t you have breakfast, teacher?"


    Yang Mi suddenly laughed and patted her thigh: "haha, haha, ow... That''s funny! Now I finally understand where her cool point is! Who can stand NIMA! Are you too cute?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, I also brought two flower rolls."


    "Puff -"


    Yang Mi laughed with tears and was out of breath.


    Li Tiezhu ignored her, just like a madman. He took out the tablet and began to chase teacher lengba''s "Sansheng III". Suddenly he saw that Yang Mi was the protagonist in the play. He reacted that this sister Mi seemed to be the boss of the cat.


    So she just said that she


    Li Tiezhu''s cold sweat came down. Did she know anything?


    Yang Mi is a human spirit. She can see through Li Tiezhu''s mind at a glance: "don''t doubt. I know everything you should know or shouldn''t know. I also know a lot of things you don''t know. I also know your cat''s name is Xiao Jiu."


    Li Tiezhu was flustered and at a loss.


    make one''s mouth water? I can''t eat... It''s terrible!


    Yang Mi picks her eyebrows and likes to see you nervous. That''s probably the same idea, isn''t it? Tut! It''s fun!


    It was not until Li Tiezhu fumbled and took out his mobile phone to "alarm" lengba that Yang Mimi said:


    "OK! She''s filming in the daytime, and you don''t have a mobile phone. Don''t be nervous. I guess it was. I asked her, she asked, but I didn''t secretly investigate her. And you don''t worry, I can keep your mouth shut than this two of you! She is the top card in my hand. It''s going to be spread out. How can I thank you?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again, breathed a sigh of relief, thought and said:


    "Sister MI, I''m to blame for this. You''re right. I''m not honest. I''m worried when I see teacher lengba''s beauty. It''s all my fault. In fact, she refused."


    Yang Mi looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise and didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m sorry to trouble you about this. It''s also... Delaying her."


    Yang Mi said, "I''m relieved to hear what you said. Who took the initiative? I don''t know. She and I are not only bosses and employees, but also friends and sisters. We''re no closer than you. She didn''t hide it from me. Don''t carry the pot for her."


    Li Tiezhu''s words are poor: "


    Yang Mi''s tone eased a lot: "do you know why I scared you just now? It''s just to let you experience the consequences of this leak in advance, and she will be worse than you. You''re a man, shrink your head and pass. Where''s her? Her image is completely destroyed. Therefore, you have to be very careful."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, isn''t the safest way to separate directly?


    Yang Mi couldn''t help asking, "Hey, are you really not bad?"


    Li Tiezhu split in an instant... That''s a fierce word described by a cat. How can I talk about it? Are women so open?


    Yang Mi said, "forget it! Let''s choose a song. Which song shall we sing in the afternoon?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again, skipping, skipping... He is now in the evil tonic library, but he is still a little slow. He said, "sister MI, you choose, I can do anything. I can barely keep up with what I haven''t learned several times."


    Yang Mi ordered the song directly, and then they rehearsed it briefly.


    At noon, Li Tiezhu waited for the program group to put a box lunch and was taken out by Yang Mi.


    Li Tiezhu also struggled: "sister, the program group has boxed lunch. I''ll just eat boxed lunch."


    Yang Miba said, "I promised her to take good care of you and come with me. Originally, I was the next program, but she asked me to transfer it to you. She said she was afraid you didn''t know how to cooperate with the program team. Hey, Li Tiezhu, what a blessing did you fix in your last life? That guy has been fascinated recently!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand.


    Yang Mi can''t understand such special people as lengba. She should be angry and disgusted, right? Why


    At dinner, Yang Mi also asked about Wang Dashao.


    She knew that Wang Dashao had met Li Tiezhu at lengba''s house, so she wondered why Wang Dashao had a good relationship with Li Tiezhu. After learning that Wang Dashao entangled lengba because of the bet, Yang Mi''s appetite was a lot worse and stopped without taking two bites.


    But Yang Mi also knows that this is a good thing for lengba. Otherwise, if Wang Dashao retaliates, she and Li Tiezhu can''t carry it.


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    In the afternoon, the festival began to choose masks. Yang Mi chose an expression Headcover with a squint smile. The program group was named "squint smile is a chicken thief". Li Tiezhu chose a pig head cover with sunglasses. The program group was named "pig sauce flying against the wind". Others also chose their own head covers.


    The first scene was the debut of Sun Nan and Yang Wenwen. Sun Nan signed two phases. There was no face-to-face meeting in the last phase. After singing a chorus with Yang Wenwen this time, he was directly met. He was invited to be a special guest of the guess and evaluation team, and Yang Wenwen entered the second round.


    The second scene is Yang Mi and Li Tiezhu.


    The host Li Xiang said: "... Now let''s invite the second group of guests. With an oblique smile, they are very chicken thieves and pig killing sauce flying against the wind, and bring you a song waiting for you to get old."


    When the stage was dark, Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi were escorted to the stage by the staff. After all, they couldn''t see the way with their headgear.


    This is Li Tiezhu''s first time singing someone else''s song. She is at least better than Yang MIM next to her. She has lost her voice several times and turned a little far. It is estimated that the teacher of later sound repair will curse.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing skills are average, but his voice is very good, with sharp treble and charming bass.


    Yang Mi''s strength is OK as long as she doesn''t lose her voice.


    Generally speaking, it''s still good, especially after the later tuning, it won''t be embarrassing on TV.


    When the song was sung, the audience clapped spontaneously. Although the audience was small, it was considerable in the later stage.


    The four guess and comment teachers also have different expressions. The big teacher shakes his head. Chen Jia''s painting teacher nods again and again and is surprised. Teacher Qi Xian is humming with the male voice, and Tao Biro is clapping. Although there is an element of acting, it is also true.


    Several guessing and commenting guests are also very eye-catching. After all, they want to grab the camera on the program.


    Hou Xiaopei held his face and looked like a flower maniac. His eyes were shining: "Wow! The voice is so nice and magnetic. My goose bumps are getting up."


    Sun Nan: "he''s still singing. It''s not all his own voice, or you might get drunk."


    Hou Xiaopei: "you''ve met them, haven''t you? Brother Nan, tell me who he is and say it quietly."


    Sun Nan: "I can''t say."


    After singing a song, host Li wants to play: "thank you for your singing. First, let''s ask the students with squint eyes. Why did you choose this headgear?"


    After turning on the sound changer, Yang Mi''s voice was a little low: "because the headgear you prepared is very ugly and extremely ugly. You can see it. Are you looking at this next door? What ghost..."


    Li thought, "so this is a beautiful woman, so..."


    Yang Meigui said, "can I still be a handsome guy? Is my deep V evening dress very masculine, or is my career line not deep enough?"


    The audience laughed and applauded.


    Li Xiang said awkwardly, "I''m sorry to offend you! I''ll punish myself three cups."


    He pretended to drink three glasses of wine and came to Li Tiezhu: "if I''m not wrong, the pig sauce flying against the wind should be a man."


    Yang Mi said again, "are you blind? People''s arms are thicker than your legs. How many female stars have you seen with these arms except Jialin? And people are half your head taller."


    Li thought, "I... whatever I said is wrong anyway. I asked directly, can you kill pigs with pig sauce?"


    Li Tiezhu hesitated: "er..."


    Li thought: "what are you hesitating about? I''m... Very embarrassed. I guess the teachers of the evaluation group don''t have to ask any more. It''s so simple."


    Li Tiezhu hesitated: "I can''t kill pigs."


    Li thought, "don''t stammer when you lie."


    Yang Mi laughed wildly: "hahaha..."


    The guessing teachers and guests on the opposite side also smiled. NIMA solved the problem directly. It''s so embarrassing!


    The first battle is the last!


    Defeat!


    How do you record the program? This is a program with suspense!


    There are some people who don''t know. They also harvest information in whispering and show an expression of sudden enlightenment. After all, Li Tiezhu is famous during this period of time.


    Seeing that everyone knew, Sun Nan had to tell Hou Xiaopei.


    Hou Xiaopei blushed even more and shouted exaggeratedly: "it''s you! I know you. The song you wrote is really invincible and beautiful. Moreover, you have a great figure. I''ve seen the picture of you showing your abdominal muscles on the Internet..."


    The audience also laughed back and forth. Li Tiezhu is worthy of being Li Tiezhu. The painting style of the programs he participated in is always different from others.


    Li Tiezhu was a little flustered. He thought for a long time. When everyone laughed less, he said to Li Xiang: "just that pinch, let''s play it again? If it was guessed at the beginning..."


    Li thought, "are you afraid of affecting the effect of the program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not true. I''m just afraid of appearing too stupid."


    There was another laugh.


    Li thought, "OK, the program team will cut it off for you, so let''s do it again!"


    A week later, when the program was broadcast, this paragraph was not cut off.


    Barrage dog ridicules:


    "Li Tiezhu, ha ha..."


    "The program group is too dog."


    "Serious brother is also a really cute man. He reveals his stuffing when he asks."


    "Heartache, serious brother."


    "The key is that I didn''t cut this paragraph. I asked it twice later. Look at the serious answer."


    "I''m so happy."


    "So, Li Tiezhu is not a star, he is a comedian."


    Li Xiang said again, "Li Tiezhu, you should be sure this time, be decisive, don''t hesitate, you know?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I see."


    "Can you kill pigs?"


    "Yes!"


    "Ha?"


    "Hahaha... Again, director, I''m sorry."


    "Excuse me, pig sauce, will you..."


    "No."


    "Kill... Er, kill the pig. You''ll rush to answer!"


    "Laugh."


    Li Tiezhu''s IQ is not stupid now, but he has been full of simplicity for 18 years, and it is difficult to cure him for a while.


    Yang Mi squatted directly on the ground and smiled with a quiver.


    The audience was even more happy. Qi Xian had already slid down the chair with a smile. Chen Jia was wiping his tears. The big teacher was patting the chair. The most exaggerated thing was Hou Xiaopei.


    Hou Xiaopei laughed wildly and said, "hahaha... He''s so cute. I like this kind of boy... Hahaha..."


    Barrage:


    "Iron head baby killed you!"


    "I''m afraid the woman doesn''t know how hard the iron head baby''s head is."


    "I doubt she''s acting. Look at the wave."


    "It''s just for the effect of the program."


    "But I still support songzhuer to kill her."


    Li Xiang was stunned: "Li Tiezhu, you make me very nervous. I find I won''t host!"


    The names were called out directly.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t reveal my identity!"


    Li thought, "do you blame me?"


    Qi Xian got up from his chair and said with a suppressed smile, "it''s your fault! Li Xiang, will you host? The pig sauce player hides so well that we don''t know who he is. You''ve seen him backstage. Don''t disclose it, otherwise the program will not be pure."


    Then he laughed himself.


    The big teacher also said, "yes, yes, yes! We can''t guess your identity at all. You''re so good at disguise."


    Li thought, OK, that''s the only way. He said to Li Tiezhu, "iron... No! Kill pig sauce, can you answer the question of the teacher of the guess evaluation group? They urgently want to find some clues from you."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, almost got rid of his headgear and covered it quickly: "OK."


    This action makes people laugh again.


    Chen Jiahua: "excuse me, poof geese... You almost lost your head, forehead geese..."


    Qi Xian held back his smile: "Jiahua, smile first, I''ll ask first. When I''m finished laughing, you''ll ask, let''s swing. What, pig sauce player, what do you think of this pig head cover?"


    Li Xiang smiled and smoked.


    Yang Mi hasn''t stood up yet. She''s afraid she''ll have to laugh later and squat down. It''s inconvenient to wear a dress.


    Li Tiezhu said seriously, "this pig head plastic smell is too strong. I strongly suggest that the program team clean and disinfect the props at the same time, otherwise... It''s very unfriendly."


    Qi Xian hissed: "hiss... His answer was smooth and steady. I had no clue at all."


    The big teacher said, "your question is so pointless that you can''t get effective information. Look at me, Mr. pig sauce. Do you know anyone whose nickname has the word upwind?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Li and thought, "can I tell a lie?"


    Li thought, "yes."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not true. Just now I asked if I could cut off the lie?"


    Li thought, "of course."


    The teacher nodded and said to his friends, "well, I guess he didn''t lie, so he still didn''t get the information."


    Chen Jia painted, "he is so sincere that of course he can''t lie! So my question is, are you a singer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Chen Jiahua suddenly jumped up: "I''ve got valid information! He''s a singer!"


    A crowd of guessing and commenting groups gave a thumbs up to Chen Jia''s painting one after another.


    Barrage:


    "I''m so upset. I feel like they''re bullying iron pillar."


    "No, it should just be the effect."


    "Li Tiezhu is naive, and Li Tiezhu should be cooperating."


    "Serious brother has his own funny attribute, which makes the program biased."


    "Be reasonable. I don''t blame the guessing and commenting group. Li Tiezhu blew himself up as soon as he came up. They were the most embarrassed."


    "So we can only change suspense into sand sculpture!"


    "I look very good. Li Tiezhu''s simplicity doesn''t affect our liking for him."


    Tao Biluo asked, "you all know how to ask questions. I''m not very good at it. Let me ask one. You''re 18 years old, aren''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''m forty-five."


    "Poof..."


    Tao Biluo didn''t collapse. In fact, no one can collapse. Li Tiezhu, you are too confident.


    After a while, Tao Biro said regretfully, "I guessed wrong. I thought it was the 18-year-old singer I knew. He was the champion of a singing talent show! It''s good to sing! It''s also good to write songs..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you said it was Li Tiezhu. I''m not as good as him."


    Yang Mi, who was about to stand up, squatted down again and beat the ground with a smile. You are so naive. Lengba, you found the treasure! No wonder you''re crazy


    The guessing group and the audience laughed together. Tao Biro was speechless: "you''re great, too..."


    Hou Xiaopei, who looked like a flower maniac, said, "let me ask, do you really have eight abdominal muscles?"


    Li Tiezhu: "six. You can only see eight if you work hard. Why do you ask? It''s impossible to guess who it is."


    Hou Xiaopei held his face: "I don''t guess, I just want to see the abdominal muscles."


    (when the monthly ticket is over 2000, add another 2000 words, and so on, come on!!!)

 Chapter 186

    When Hou Xiaopei spoke, her eyes showed greedy light without concealment. The female artists in Baodao were used to large-scale programs on the island. They suddenly came to the mainland and couldn''t close their legs for a while.


    However, in recent years, the scale of variety shows in the mainland has also made great breakthroughs, but it can still accommodate.


    But Sun Nan on one side couldn''t stand it. He had an expression that I didn''t know this woman, and his body was sideways.


    The audience began to coax: "take off one."


    Hou Xiaopei also shouted: "take off one, take off one!"


    Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "elder sister, this is a public place. Your request... Is very immoral."


    Hou Xiaopei laughed and whined, "ha ha... Oh, you''re so cute!"


    The four guess and comment teachers are also very happy. Li Tiezhu''s way of speaking is too symbolic. Even if you don''t expose yourself in front, you will explode here.


    A week later, there was a fierce argument on the barrage:


    "What''s wrong with this woman?"


    "It''s disgusting. That face is like a man who hasn''t slept in eight lives."


    "It''s just the effect of the program."


    "Fart! She really wants to see Li Tiezhu''s abdominal muscles. I want to see them, too."


    "Look, look!"


    "Iron head baby hammer warning!"


    "Pine and bamboo still have 30 seconds to reach the battlefield."


    "No, songzhuer said that tietouwa also wanted to see it!"


    "Meow ~"


    "Anyway, I think this Hou Xiaopei is very annoying."


    The big teacher said, "Li Tie... Bah! Who, the student with pig sauce, have you ever heard of the saying ''iron speaking and iron speaking''?"


    Li Tiezhu: "nothing."


    The big teacher said: "there is a draft champion named Li Tiezhu. He often meets the host and tutor in the program. His way of speaking is simple and sharp. He is simple and honest with a wild taste of killing all. Netizens call it ''iron language and iron language'' and ''Cool language and cool language'' as two magic languages in the entertainment circle. Your way of speaking is very similar to him!"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "really? It''s really fate."


    God has no fate.


    Sure enough, it''s hard to say!


    He smiled directly to the big teacher who had to talk. He couldn''t speak at all. He became a box spirit and kept talking.


    Yang Mi, who beat the ground, trembled with laughter. The magnificent waves in her deep V Neck sparkled. Li Xiang''s eyes were straight. It seemed that she saw the sea and forgot to speak. Her heart said that it was a fight with Liu Yan.


    Qi Xian saw that the host was distracted, so he had to go on: "you see, you sing like Li Tiezhu, your body is like Li Tiezhu, and your way of speaking is like Li Tiezhu. You are so lucky. Do you want to bow down in the future?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... I''m 45. Let him be my son."


    Qi Xian jumped up on the spot and raised his thumb: "I thank you for Li Tiezhu! You will be Li Tiezhu''s godfather in the future! Cowhide!"


    The audience clamored even louder. You take yourself as a son. You''re very fierce.


    Chen Jiahua said, "at the age of 45, I should be the generation of brother Qi Xian and a singer. Who will it be?"


    Qi Xian said with a bad smile, "Jiahua, wait a minute. I have another question to ask him. You are 45 years old, so I ask when you were born?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    There was a lot of laughter under the stage.


    Chen Jiahua jumped up and clapped hands with Qi Xian. Well done.


    Sun Nan also scratched his hair with a smile. These people really can play with NIMA.


    Hou Xiaopei broke his fingers and shouted to Li Tiezhu, who was still in a daze on the stage, "July 1! Tiezhu, July 1!"


    Li Tiezhu cried, "I was born in 1971."


    Qi Xian: "what are you in 1971?"


    "Chicken."


    "No."


    "Ah... Let me see, it''s a pig."


    "Yes.


    Li Tiezhu said, "right? So today I chose this pig head cover for a reason."


    Qi Xian couldn''t keep up for a while: "... Ah... You''re right!"


    Tao Bi Luo: "now we are all confused. We can''t guess who it is."


    The big teacher said, "it''s so hidden that even the selection of headgear has been carefully planned. It''s hard to guess. Let''s ask the next one first."


    Chen Jiahua raised his hand: "the girl is still laughing. Let her slow down. Let''s ask Li... Er, pig sauce, is the girl next to you older or younger than you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "small? She looks less than forty."


    Yang Mimi came to sweep the hall''s legs, and Li Tiezhu hid.


    Yang Mi stood up slowly and finally laughed enough.


    Hanhai Boping, Li wants to come back to his senses: "thank you for the wonderful answer of pig sauce. Next, let''s interview the students with squint smile. Are you a singer?"


    Yang Mi: "guess."


    Qi Xian said, "are you very popular recently?"


    Yang Mi: "all the people on this program, except the guessing and commenting group, are just red. For example, the one next to me."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, yes."


    Chen Jia smashed out all the dolls in his hand: "what are you right? Am I not red? Have I been red too? Which of us has not been red?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what she said is just red, not red."


    Chen Jia turned his eyes and asked Qi Xian, "how did this kind of person win the championship? It''s strange that he wasn''t killed!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I told you I''m not Li Tiezhu."


    Qi Xian: "I told you that he is not Li Tiezhu, and now he is asking girls. And I tell you, the reason why his son was not killed is that ordinary people can''t beat him."


    Tao Bi Luo then asked: "squint smile classmate, are you particularly confident in your appearance and figure? I think you dress very well."


    Yang Mi turned half a circle to show her figure. Her high forked skirt showed a big white leg: "do you think I have a reason for not being confident?"


    The big teacher said, "conceit is OK! However, I don''t think you are a singer. You should be an actor."


    Yang Mi: "why?"


    Big teacher: "the one next to you has a very general singing skill in the singing industry. Your singing skill seems to be... Worse than him. Therefore, if you are a singer, it may not be fair to us."


    Yang Mi: "but you can''t sing well."


    Big teacher: "er... Well, my question is over, next."


    Qi Xian said: "the big teacher is right. Your singing is really not as good as Li Tiezhu... His godfather! Ah! Godfather! But you are born with a better voice. The big teacher is different. He is not good at singing, but his voice is a little ugly."


    The big teacher nodded, "no problem."


    Qi Xian asked, "have you ever acted in a film with a box office of one billion?"


    Yang Mi: "over a billion, can you afford it?"


    Qi Xian gave up: "can I ask for nothing?"


    Chen Jiahua: "squint smile, have you ever played a divine carving?"


    Yang Mi: "I''m not Liu Yifei. Thank you. My chest is twice her size."


    Chen Jiahua: "I can see that. Do you usually use products such as breast cream? Is there anything you can recommend?"


    Yang Mi: "it''s a gift. You can''t learn it."


    Chen Jiahua: "I... today''s players are so arrogant! It''s so difficult. Recording a program will be humiliated!"


    Tao Biro: "let the program team add money."


    Li wanted to take over the topic: "if you add money, add a little to the host by the way. After all, the hosts who have been rejected by ''iron words and iron words'' have suffered serious internal injuries. Next, ask you what talents you have to show you."


    Yang Mi: "I can knit a sweater."


    Li thought, "what''s there to show? My mother can knit sweaters, too."


    Yang Mi: "have you ever seen a beautiful woman with such a good figure knitting a sweater?"


    Li thought, "that''s not true. Let''s have a look."


    Yang Mi began to fan Er: "put on the props."


    The staff took a sweater and a stick.


    Li thought, "you..."


    Yang Mi picked up the stick and began to squat down and knock on her sweater.


    Bang Bang


    Yang Mi lost her stick, stood up and clapped her hands gracefully: "thank you for your appreciation, thank you!"


    Applause broke out.


    The teacher stood up and raised his thumbs with both hands: "good play! I''ve never seen such a wonderful talent show!"


    Chen Jiahua couldn''t stand up with a smile: "so, it''s really knitting, not knitting, right?"


    Qi Xianren was silly and opened his mouth in surprise. Does NIMA treat me as a fool?


    Li thought: "thank you for your squint smile. It''s a chicken thief''s crotch pulling performance. What''s your talent with the pig sauce flying against the wind?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I will do a lot, but it''s inconvenient to show."


    Big teacher: "it doesn''t matter. I can bring you a pig to kill."


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, you lead the pig up. I don''t know who to kill. After all, I''m blind and easy to be injured by mistake."


    The teacher covered his head and jumped up: "what did I hear? It''s a personal attack, isn''t it? I''ll sue you! I''ll tell you, he''s not finished."


    Qi Xian: "at most, it''s a pig attack. People are blind."


    The big teacher sat down and shook his head.


    Waterloo, who presides over his career, has been turned over countless times by Li Tiezhu today.


    Li Tiezhu still has a sense of variety. Although he blew himself up as soon as he came up, it was an accident. In fact, Li Tiezhu is also trying to cooperate and performed well. Of course, many times he is still making trouble with passive skills, just like this sentence just now.


    Li thought, "so what''s your talent to perform?"


    Li Tiezhu: "spit bubbles."


    "Ha?"


    "Spit bubbles."


    "What bullshit bubble?"


    "Just spit bubbles with your mouth. Director, he said dirty words and deducted his money."


    Li thought, "you''re wearing a hood, brother. How can you spit bubbles? Besides, what talent is spitting bubbles?"


    Li Tiezhu was melancholy: "ah... I forgot I was wearing a hood. It''s all right. Give me a paper towel."


    When the staff sent paper towels, Li Tiezhu dug a hole, turned around, half uncovered the cover, covered his face with paper towels, only exposed his mouth, and then began to spit bubbles.


    "Quack, quack, quack..."


    I saw that Li Tiezhu''s mouth moved quickly, and a string of small bubbles flew out of his mouth and floated towards Li Xiang.


    Li wanted to hide in fear: "don''t vomit at me."


    Everyone under the stage was silly. This NIMA is comparable to a bubble machine!


    The guess and comment group laughed wildly again.


    "Quack, quack, quack..."


    Finally, Li Tiezhu finished vomiting and put on his headgear.


    Next to Yang Mi, who has always maintained the style of an imperial sister, suddenly burst into laughter: "poof goose..."


    She fell back, stumbled under her feet, then fell to the ground, continued to laugh wildly, and the waves surged again. While laughing, the staff who came to help her said, "it''s okay, it''s okay, I''m okay, goose... Goose..."


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    A few days later, when lengba saw here, she couldn''t help asking Yang Mi, "sister MI, what''s the matter with you? Why are you laughing so exaggerated? Spitting bubbles is lovely, but it''s not like this?"


    Sister Mi smiled strangely: "do you know what I thought? My God!"


    "What?"


    "I don''t know why. At that time, a picture appeared in my head. You knelt down and bowed down to give him that. He was so happy that he vomited bubbles. Do you think I can bear it?"


    "Hahaha... You''re disgusting!"


    "Disgusting what? You didn''t try it in Kyoto two days ago?"


    Then they fight again.


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    Originally, everyone stopped laughing when they saw Li Tiezhu spit out bubbles. Suddenly, they were stunned by Yang Mi''s strange laughter, and then they laughed.


    Li thought: "squint smile, you just haven''t smiled. What are you laughing at after his performance?"


    Yang Mi couldn''t stop laughing. The pictures in her head kept playing, the kind with sound: "geese... I squint, slow response, geese..."


    Qi Xian said: "very good! Li Tiezhu''s godfather, I personally appreciate your performance of spitting bubbles. I have never seen such a versatile singer in my life! It makes me even more confused."


    The teacher nodded: "the thief is confused. He is more blind than his face."


    Qi Xian: "let''s guess who? Let me guess the pig sauce? Squint and make her laugh first."


    Chen Jiahua said: "this group is too difficult to guess. Ask the opinions of the guessing and commenting guests."


    Sun Nan: "I can''t say I''ve seen him."


    Chen Jiahua smiled and cried, "brother, we''ve all seen him. What can''t you say? Just don''t guess it''s Li Tiezhu."


    Sun Nan suddenly said, "well, I guess it''s Peng Yuyan."


    Hou Xiaopei pointed to Li Tiezhu on the stage: "I guess Peng Yuyan, if I guess right, I guess wrong, you run naked!"


    Li Tiezhu panicked: "no, no, I''m afraid to scare my male compatriots."


    Hou Xiaopei''s eyes were shining: "so powerful?"


    Qi Xian: "enough is enough. Don''t close the program. I guess Peng Yuyan. After all, Peng Yuyan will spit bubbles."


    Big teacher: "Peng Yuyan."


    Tao Bi Luo: "since he is a singer and has such a good figure, it can only be Peng Yuyan."


    Chen Jiahua: "he is 45 years old and can kill pigs. It must be Peng Yuyan."


    Li didn''t want to say anything more: "OK, audience friends, please vote. I think it''s Li Tiezhu''s vote a and Peng YuYan''s vote B. next, please go to the meeting area."


    Yang Mi ends with a smile, and Li Tiezhu is helped to the interface area by the staff.


    Li thought: "these audiences also made the right choice. Among the 200 viewers, 180 chose Peng Yuyan and 20 chose Li Tiezhu. What do you think of those who chose Li Tiezhu? People say they are not Li Tiezhu. Next, let''s count down..."


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    Li thought: "there is no one in the interface area. He... Is not Peng Yuyan!"


    It''s time for acting again.


    Big teacher: "impossible! He is definitely Peng Yuyan!"


    Tao Biro: "how can you guess wrong?"


    Chen Jiahua: "did the director make a mistake?"


    Qi Xian: "it doesn''t matter. In the second round, we''ll ask for more information. After all, he pretended so well that we can''t guess."


    Hou Xiaopei: "I guessed wrong, streaking! Streaking!"


    Sun Nan: "it''s my fault. I''m dazzled backstage. I''m also blind."


    After the third group finished singing, the program group let the artists rest for an hour. Li Tiezhu naturally took off his head and ate. The afternoon tea sent by the program group tasted good. It was said that it was bought by a fan support group.


    Sister Mi drank coffee and watched Li Tiezhu wolf down.


    Li Tiezhu: "sister MI, don''t you have some?"


    Yang Mi shook her head and said, "cat king asked me to bring you a message."


    Li Tiezhu almost choked: "cough..."


    What fucking cat king?


    After beating his chest with his fist, Li Tiezhu swallowed the cake and looked embarrassed: "what did teacher lengba say?"


    Yang Mi smiled and pondered: "cat Jun said that she bought your apartment in the East China Sea and gave her the rent directly in the future."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and didn''t want to understand: "why did she buy it? I also said that when I saved enough money to buy it."


    Yang Mi: "why did you buy it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course it''s because... I won''t tell you."


    Yang Mi disdained to smile: "the reason why she bought the apartment is not the same as you?"


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and ate the cake. Well, it''s really fragrant and soft


    Soon, the second round of singing began. This round is a solo. Yang Mimi came on first and was guessed wrong and left for the next episode. After all, she signed a contract for two episodes.


    Yu Wei and Luo Xu were guessed.


    Yang Wenwen was also kept for the next issue.


    Li Tiezhu finally came to the stage. This is the order of the temporary adjustment of the program group, because although Li Tiezhu has no suspense, he has gimmicks and stems.


    This time, Li Tiezhu sang a song "Hiroshima love song" sung by men and women. The voices of men and women switched seamlessly, which shocked the guess and evaluation group and the audience with his strength. When the program was broadcast, the bullet screen did not hesitate to praise it. After all, it is the best champion in the history of good voice. Why don''t you do some work?


    After the concert, the applause was also very warm.


    Li Tiezhu bowed and thanked: "thank you, thank you... Hey... My head!"


    When bowing, the head cover fell off, and the huge pig''s head rolled forward. Li Tiezhu caught up with him in two steps, picked it up and put it on his head. He didn''t forget to say: "the program team remembers to play mosaic!"


    During the broadcast, Li Tiezhu''s face was indeed mosaic.


    A huge close-up of the face, which reads several lines of words "I''m Peng Yuyan", "Li Tiezhu Godfather", "I''m mosaic", "scared my head off", and these words perfectly avoid Li Tiezhu''s facial features.


    Barrage:


    "Exquisite mosaic!"


    "This is the first program to mosaic Li Tiezhu, conscience program group!"


    "I just want to know if Li Tiezhu is wearing SpongeBob liner today?"


    "Serious brother Kuo Yi!"


    "A suspense show was taken by him into a hilarious variety show."


    "Li Tiezhu''s simplicity is not pretended."


    Li Xiang was speechless again: "that..."


    Qi Xian would throw his pen to the ground: "then what, I lost my pen, ah... Ah? What just happened? Who lost his head? I didn''t see it!"


    The big teacher also lost something: "I also lost something."


    Chen Jia looked up and said, "I''ll drop eye drops."


    Tao Biro bowed his head: "my silk stockings are broken."


    Hou Xiaopei held his face: "Li Tiezhu is quite handsome."


    Sun Nan: "I''m going to play something."


    Qi Xian said, "OK! Ask another question and start to guess. What do you think of my song, pig killing sauce?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while and then thought, "do you also write songs? What''s the name of the song?"


    Qi Xian: "


    Big teacher: "I don''t even ask such suicidal questions. He will certainly humiliate me! Let''s guess directly, Li Tiezhu!"


    Chen Jia painted: "I guess Zhang Youxue."


    "Li Tiezhu."


    "Zhang Youxue."


    "Li Tiezhu."


    "Li Tiezhu."


    Li thought: "OK, please go to the meeting area again with the pig killing sauce flying against the wind. Audience friends, Zhang Youxue chooses a and Li Tiezhu chooses B. the final result of the teachers'' choice is Li Tiezhu. Is He Li Tiezhu or not? Let''s hey... I can''t play. What choice is the result? More than half of the audience chose Zhang Youxue. Let''s reveal the answer."


    At the end of the countdown, Li Tiezhu smiled shyly with a pig''s head in his arms and said, "Hey, hey... It''s me, didn''t you expect?"


    I don''t know why, I suddenly want to learn bamboo.


    When the program was broadcast, he took a mouthful of milk tea and sprayed it on the screen: "cough... Ha ha, it''s worthy of being my man!"


    Qi Xian stood up and took the lead in clapping: "welcome Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu came: "thank you, thank you! I''m sorry to be missed by the host as soon as I appeared. I pretended very well."


    Li didn''t want to talk, even shaking his feet.


    The big teacher said, "it doesn''t matter. We all know it''s not your fault. Even, your excellent camouflage skills once deceived us. Gao, it''s really Gao!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not so powerful, just ordinary."


    Chen Jiahua said, "no! You''re too good. At first, the host who won''t host said you were Li Tiezhu. We don''t believe it. If you were cheated by the host, you can go to the second round. You''re too strong!"


    Tao Biro: "well, great."


    Sun Nan: "I... forget it, I don''t talk."


    Hou Xiaopei: "now, can you show us your abdominal muscles?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    Hou Xiaopei: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because something is wrong with you."


    The audience laughed again.


    Hou Xiaopei is finally angry. He doesn''t speak. He is stingy. A man with bright abdominal muscles attracts more ratings.


    After laughing and making trouble, Qi Xian said, "I still want to say to Li Tiezhu sincerely here. Thank you for your presence. You have injected new vitality into the whole singing world! I look forward to the day when you become the king of heaven!"


    Chen Jiahua also said, "indeed, your musical talent is super! When you become the king of songs, remember to perform a bubble spitting for everyone."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m flattered, I''m flattered."


    The big teacher said, "we''re all here. How can we let him go? Do you want to hear big fish and a Diao?"


    The audience shouted, "I want to!"


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu sang the two songs separately, and the recording of the program ended.


    Hou Xiaopei came to Li Tiezhu for wechat. Li Tiezhu flatly refused, which made Hou Xiaopei very embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu returns to the backstage. After saying goodbye to sister MI and others, he returns to the East China Sea alone with the box. It''s cool to earn hundreds of thousands a day.

 Chapter 187

    The next day after returning to the East China Sea, Li Tiezhu made a wave of better.


    From then on, I no longer miss the days of moving bricks


    Dianling held a "dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms" cup beauty contest to select female role cos models for the in-game test that began in November and the 15 day trial exhibition in the e-sports hall.


    The competition is divided into two days. The first day is the primary election, 24 of the 48 players are selected, and the second day is the final, 12 players are selected. In the end, the twelve people will perform a female character in COS dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms within half a month of the exhibition, and take some cos photos for publicity.


    The contestants who enter the audition can get a bonus of 300 yuan. Among the 12 finalists, the first three divide up a bonus of 3000 yuan and all work for the game for 15 days. No one can get an additional salary of 3000 yuan and wrap a dinner.


    Because the game trial exhibition is open from 12 noon to 8 pm every day.


    The price... How cheap it sounds.


    But Li Tiezhu is different. He came to be a judge of the competition for two afternoons, 1.2 million.


    It''s 800000 higher than Nie Yao. Who makes him not popular recently? But Li Tiezhu is not the highest. The highest are Chen Chichi and Luhani. These two "marginal investors" offer a friendship price of 3 million per person.


    The whole live broadcast of the tiktok is the first big publicity of the game, and the judges must have enough facade.


    Even the host is a talk show champion who spent 300000.


    At 1:00 p.m. on October 28, Li Tiezhu came to the rest room of the e-sports hall and saw Nie Yao making up his sleep on the sofa. He was very tired recently. Li Tiezhu didn''t bother him. He wandered around. It''s not easy to recognize him wearing a mask and hat anyway.


    In fact, the game music has long been recorded. Li Tiezhu came to confirm the final version two days ago and directly replace the modified music.


    The real purpose of inviting him is to build momentum for the live broadcast of the draft.


    The app of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms can be downloaded, but it can only log in with the invitation code, and only novice training and hero practice can be carried out. Wait until three days after the official internal test, we can allow one million internal test users to officially play.


    Li Tiezhu''s mission to broadcast live is actually to create heat and strive to make the number of downloads and trials exceed one million.


    After all, there was really no need to invite them to be judges in the beauty contest with a salary of 3000 yuan. A few staff members selected them.


    Donghai E-sports hall is huge and its interior decoration style is very sci-fi. Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand it. Instead, he sees many game lovers downloading games by scanning the QR code on the poster.


    There are also a lot of girls in strange clothes. They are probably coming to the game. They put POS photos everywhere and chirp their chest and legs.


    Li Tiezhu was bored. Girls were the most boring. He turned and walked backstage.


    "Oh, good. I met a big star here. Come on, sign for me."


    In the corridor, a voice sounded.


    Li Tiezhu looked up in a daze, then quickly took off his mask, stepped up and called, "Hello, Mr. Zhou!"


    Although he is dull by nature, he can''t stand pines and bamboos. He has good teaching and guidance.


    With a takeout bag in one hand and a pat on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder in the other hand, Mr. Zhou said, "good, good! I listened to your new album and did a good job! Especially the song Dongfeng Po, which I like best."


    "Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu was ashamed and said in his heart that of course you would like it.


    A great master in that world knows your style as much as 99%. His songs are different. I don''t know if he also likes to say oh, good.


    Zhou Dong took out his mobile phone: "exchange a wechat and I''ll find you when I meet the bottleneck in writing songs."


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK, OK."


    Then, Dong Zhou took Li Tiezhu to a room and said, "let''s go. They''re playing games inside. I thought you were coming later. Why didn''t you say it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I saw brother Yao sleeping in the lounge. I thought they hadn''t arrived yet."


    Dong Zhou smiled: "Nie Yao is very tired. I directed the second and third promotional films recently. Ha ha, he tossed him hard. He can only sleep five hours a day, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you tired?"


    Zhou Dong: "the director doesn''t have to get up and make up four hours in advance. It takes two hours to remove his makeup after shooting."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    President Zhou: "in fact, he doesn''t have to be so tired. The original plan was to launch the game in December. As a result, you wrote music too fast, so..."


    Li Tiezhu: "blame me?"


    Mr. Zhou was there because he was a big investor in the game. It is said that he and Wang Dashao accounted for 60% of the shares, and the producer dianling accounted for only 30%. Chen Chichi and Luhani didn''t have the face to come in.


    They came to a huge E-sports hall. Chen Chichi, Luhani, Lin, Wang Dashao, Wang Dashao''s girlfriend and a man they didn''t know were playing 3v3. When they saw Li Tiezhu coming, they just nodded and then played.


    An old man walked over with a bitter smile and complained to Mr. Zhou: "we don''t understand the current game at all. We can''t keep up with the times. We''re old."


    Mr. Zhou handed him a cup of coffee: "how are you? I can keep up with the times. I''m not an old man. I''m a thief in this game."


    Old man: "elder brother, you are twenty days older than me. Why are you not old?"


    Dong Zhou handed another cup to Li Tiezhu: "it depends on who we compare with. We are all older than him."


    Li Tiezhu nodded quickly: "brother Chao is good."


    The old man who is not blind and runs with the cat said that brother Chao took good care of her.


    Deng Chao is good at making friends. When he came up, he gave Li Tiezhu a hug: "Li Tiezhu, Hello! My wife likes you very much."


    Li Tiezhu''s old face was rarely Red: "I don''t know her. Don''t get me wrong."


    The dog skill has started again.


    Deng Chao was stunned: "ha ha... You are as humorous as on the program."


    Li Tiezhu quickly changed the topic: "Why are you here? Have you invested in the game?"


    Deng Chao disdained that there were some committee Qu Baba: "I can''t do this. I''ll record a new program with Chichi and Hani, which will start the day after tomorrow. Well, that inch over there is Wang tie, the talk show champion, who is also with us. I''ll play with them for two days first. I heard that the program can''t stop for more than half a month after it starts."


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha ha?"


    "Yes, how do you know?"


    "My agent ordered this program for me, but I don''t know what issue it is. Please take care of brother Chao at that time!"


    "No problem, eh? The program lied to us that the guests were random?"


    "Can you believe what the program team says? They''re all dogs."


    "That''s true. Aren''t you going to play games?"


    "Serious people who play games?"


    "Beautiful! I just like you, a young man with thought and connotation, as excellent as me."


    "I''m kidding. What''s that? This is a small gift I brought casually..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu went to give gifts one by one, with a slightly skilled technique.


    It was almost half past one. After playing the game, Chen Chichi and Luhani took Li Tiezhu, dragged Nie Yao who didn''t wake up to the beauty pageant and took their seats in turn. The man named Wang tie came on stage with a microphone and began to warm up.


    It was amazing that there were more than 200 spectators at the scene. Later, Chen Chichi said that more than 150 of them were dianling employees.


    Wang tie said about the impromptu talk show. After the warm-up, he began to announce the scene and introduce himself: "... Welcome the four judges and welcome to the baby audition of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. I''m tietou Wang tie, the host."


    Chen Chichi immediately opened Mai Jie and went back: "Wang tie, I tell you that you can call yourself iron head on other occasions. Today''s occasion is not suitable!"


    Wang tie looked confused: "what''s the matter, brother?"


    Chen Chichi: "I''m afraid Li Tiezhu''s face is blind for a while. I can''t bear to rush to the stage and kiss you."


    Wang tie is also very funny. Subconsciously, he hugged his chest and said, "why? Brother tie Zhu, what do you think of me?"


    Li Tiezhu skimmed his lips. Chen Chichi is really cheap. Don''t be chaste for the effect of the program!


    Nie Yao, who was sleeping, became a box again: "box..."


    Luhani said, "let me introduce you, Li Tiezhu, my brother-in-law..."


    Chen Chichi: "how did you get married?"


    Luhani has a good reason: "his daughter-in-law and my girlfriend are national sisters, right? Then he and I are brother-in-law. There''s nothing wrong. Songzhu tietou baby, hot search first, don''t you know Wang tie? Do you dare to call tietou? Do you know..."


    The live broadcast of the sound of the sound suddenly became a fire, because Li Tiezhu and tiktok were more lively.


    "I don''t know whether the king is iron or not, but I know that pine and bamboo can smash him with a hammer."


    "Li Tiezhu, rush up and kiss one."


    "See if this iron head is moist."


    "Are you the devil? You can talk about the appearance of this iron head?"


    "I''ll see who''s pretending to be me," said Song Zhuer, President of tietouwa


    "I''ll go, the total baby was blown out!"


    "Wang tie, you wait to die!"


    Before Luhani finished, he suddenly raised his mobile phone: "ha ha ha ha ha... You''re finished, iron head! Songzhuer watched the live broadcast. I''ll tell you when you''re finished!"


    Wang tie pursed his mouth and smiled: "from today on, please call me copper head. I''ll change my name!"


    Luhani smiled and spat, without any idol burden: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi: "you know! Tiezhu, did you just want to kiss him? To be honest, don''t be shy."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t even think about it: "I''m blind, but I can distinguish between beauty and ugliness."


    Chen Chichi also smiled.


    The paid audience applauded wildly. The melon had been eaten for a long time and finally had sugar. Li Tiezhu sprinkled sugar in public.


    The barrage was also full of jubilation, forcing @ iron head baby to be a total baby.


    Zongwa appeared again: "please give me some time. At present, I am in a crazy pursuit to cheat him years ago."


    The barrage began to support songzhuer, most of whom were men.


    It''s also strange that other beautiful female stars and male fans are afraid that she will be no longer pure when she comes out of the scandal, except songzhuer. Male fans want her to push Li Tiezhu earlier.


    Chen Chichi showed Li Tiezhu comments with her mobile phone and laughed even more cheaply.


    Li Tiezhu said angrily, "shut up, spicy claw! Send another comment and I''ll kill you!"


    Sure enough, since then, songzhuer hasn''t made a comment, and a group of good doers are quite shocked. There are two types of shock:


    1¡¢ Li Tiezhu''s tutor is so strict!


    2¡¢ Is the way he killed you legal?


    Soon, the dream Three Kingdoms official voice broadcast live room number five hundred thousand, Wang tiktok cue process, the competition began. According to the competition design, the first round is the fashion show, the second round is the cos show, and the third round is the swimsuit show. Eight people are eliminated in each round.


    The first player comes on, the second, the third


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand the modeling industry, so he voted blindly. Anyway, none of the four judges present knew anything. According to the company before the competition, just choose the one with a good figure.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes lit up when he reached the 34th player. Isn''t that who? Xiao... Xiao Yue? Xiaoyue from the milk tea shop?


    Li Tiezhu instantly raised the promotion sign.


    Xiaoyue was so excited that he almost fell down, barely finished the show and hurried off.


    After the first round, forty players advanced to the second round.


    Wang tie came out to adjust the atmosphere, gave the players time to change their clothes, and even improvised a song.


    After that, Chen Chichi did something: "Li Tiezhu, my brother didn''t say you. Why did you hold up the sign at the moment when you came out on the 34th? They haven''t shown anything yet! Do you have any problem?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because she looks good, isn''t she a beauty pageant?"


    There are ten promotion places for each judge in the first round, eight for each judge in the second round and six for each judge in the third round.


    This crappy draft is so casual.


    Chen Chichi exaggerated and laughed: "hahaha! Something''s wrong with you. I''ll tell you, iron head baby is watching the live broadcast. You''ll die easily!"


    Luhani interrupted: "no, no, no, iron pillar seems to have a high family status. It''s two extremes with me. You see, songzhuer doesn''t even dare to make a comment. It''s estimated that he''s fine. Unlike me... HMM! What did I say? Ah!!!"


    Nie Yao helped him recall: "you said your family status was low, you said Guan Shuangshuang was grumpy and had a strong desire for control, you said..."


    Li Tiezhu laughed, of course not as cheap as Chen Chichi.


    Luhani was stunned and said, "I''ll go. It''s live! What can''t be cut! Kneel down and beg everyone not to cut out the part just now. Guan Shuangshuang shouldn''t have watched the live. It''s all right."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Nie Yao at the far end: "brother Yao?"


    Nie Yao: "open!"


    Li Tiezhu confidently raised his mobile phone: "I''ll @ close Shuangshuang and let her have a look. I''ll let songzhuer personally tell her what you just said. Zhuer, you can speak now."


    Songzhuer immediately replied, "don''t worry, I just recorded the screen. I directly sent a video to Shuangshuang."


    Luhani: "you''re such a dog!!! You''re all national sons-in-law. Why are you in such a hurry to fry each other? Why are you so happy with Li Tiezhu? This pine and bamboo son is too obedient? Why are both so manic..."


    Chen Chichi hurriedly covered Luhani''s mouth: "stop it, don''t you think it''s not fast enough, brother?"


    Everyone laughed.


    Luhani used his last desire to survive and struggled: "please, bamboo! Don''t hair, don''t hair. Forget it, I beg Tiezhu, brother Tiezhu! I''ll invite you to dinner and have a big meal in the evening! How about it?"


    Nie Yao raised his mobile phone: "songzhuer said that the video has been sent."


    Luhani lay on the table: "I''m finished! However, I can make another half a month before I''m finished. I''ll record hahaha for at least 20 days..."


    In fact, few people are seriously watching the beauty pageant. Except for swimsuit, most of them come for these four people, so they have to play enough.


    The second round was the cos fashion show. The first one came out and made Li Tiezhu blush. He said that it was the Nami of COS. Isn''t she wearing too little? It''s like nothing.

 Chapter 188

    Chen Chichi asked Li Tiezhu humbly, "is it nice? Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu covered his eyes and shook his head decisively: "it''s not good-looking."


    Here, Chen Chichi teased Li Tiezhu: "I can''t see. You are very sincere to zhu''er! You know how to avoid suspicion? Hello? Xiaolu, your eyes have fallen out. Wipe your saliva."


    Li Tiezhu: "songzhuer and I are innocent."


    Luhani was blankly: "what? Didn''t you watch the game?"


    "You see, Li Tiezhu keeps his husband''s way. His eyes are covered. Are you still staring? No wonder they clean you up."


    "Ah? Me,"


    "Yes, that''s what it looks like. Young people should have survival skills..."


    Nie yuan, who had a serious lack of sense of variety over there, said, "Li Tiezhu didn''t look because the contestants'' little clothes were too close?"


    Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed on the spot. Brother, don''t come out. It''s live.


    Li Tiezhu glared at Nie Yao: "on the program! Pay attention to the influence. Don''t tell the truth. No wonder you''re angry. There''s a reason."


    Nie Yao: "I haven''t had enough sleep recently. I may be dazzled."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s too late to explain now. Your ugly face has been recognized by the people all over the country."


    The contestants came on stage one after another, and the four judges did not comment. They held signs all according to their personal preferences, and even chatted. There were more scenes than the contestants.


    Nie Yao: "then why don''t you look? You tell the truth!"


    Li Tiezhu has his own anti person system and is not afraid: "I''m afraid that the players are shy! After all, I''m more popular than you these days. When I stare at her, the players are easy to be nervous."


    Nie Yao: "


    Luhani applauded: "well done, Li Tiezhu!"


    Chen Chichi was stunned: "are today''s young people... So shameless?"


    Nie Yao: "here, it seems that there is a reason why I''m not angry..."


    I''ve been eating fresh meat since I was a child for more than ten years.


    Chen Chichi waved his big hand: "the players behind come out later. Pause! Let''s talk."


    Hey, that''s it.


    Wang tie went to wechat with the next female contestant who was ready to play.


    Chen Chichi looked at mobile phone: "two million people have watched the tiktok live room! Are you all so busy? Do you not go to work?"


    Iron head baby always baby: "watching while working, wearing headphones, the director doesn''t know."


    Li Tiezhu: "spicy claw, you work well. Who, give me the camera? Thank you. You can watch the live broadcast. Click the link at the bottom of the screen, download the dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms app, and then send a message ''Nie Yao is out of breath'', and the staff will give you a private letter invitation code. Thank you!"


    Nie Yao: "why am I angry?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll help you with the hot search. If you don''t believe it, wait and see."


    Luhani: "brother Yao, you have to listen to Tiezhu in this respect. He''s crazy about grabbing hot search! He''s been on hot search for half of the past two months. My team also studied his routine and found that there are no moves to win! You can go on hot search if you spit a bubble on the program yesterday."


    Li Tiezhu''s talent show, which he had to show up in the mask, was cut into advertisements, played on TV, and then he went to the tiktok and the whole network.


    Nie Yao: "do I have to thank him?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome. Just have dinner."


    This live show is actually a tiktok variety without directing and planning, no script, no routines.


    If you want to be a director, it may be Chen Chichi, who has always controlled the rhythm. Luhani is the right hand. Li Tiezhu, Nie yuan and Wang tie are guests, but the players are the most important.


    After the advertisement, Li Tiezhu said, "Wang tie, stop talking and continue the game."


    Another girls in strange clothes came slowly.


    Li Tiezhu frowned. What''s all this?


    And an OS pussy?


    Tut Tut, far away, far away, no temperament.


    On the 34th, she came on stage again. This time, she OS was... The little sister of the milk tea shop. She wore the uniform of so and so milk tea shop and walked on the T-stage solemnly. Her temperament seemed to be like that, but


    When I reached the front fixed point, my foot slipped and stumbled.


    "Ha! Hum ~"


    Xiaoyue forced himself to be an international model, raised his chin and looked 45 degrees into the sky, with a slightly stubborn temperament.


    Then, turn around.


    After a twist, he staggered and ran forward for several steps before returning to the temperament of international famous models.


    The audience laughed.


    "Wait, wait, wait, wait, please."


    Chen Chichi resolutely stopped Xiaoyue.


    Xiaoyue turned around blankly, his face red, as if he were embarrassed.


    Chen Chichi stretched out her foot and kicked Li Tiezhu: "don''t raise your cards. You know you want her to be promoted. On the 34th, we understand! Who, on the 34th, what''s your name? Age and native place."


    Xiaoyue stared at Chen Chichi.


    Wang tie trotted up the microphone and motioned for her to speak.


    Xiaoyue was nervous: "why... What''s the matter? Isn''t Donghai Hukou not giving the game or something?"


    Chen Chichi directly sprayed: "you ha ha..."


    Luhani said, "it has nothing to do with hukou, poof! What, do you know this link is OS link? OS, do you understand?"


    Xiaoyue: "I understand! It''s role-playing."


    Luhani: what are you wearing


    Xiaoyue: "the uniform of the milk tea shop! I, i... I didn''t borrow the OS suit of the cataract field. People''s clothes are valuable, so I had to change one. The clerk of the milk tea shop, is it also a role play?"


    Luhani and Chen Chichi looked at each other and began to laugh.


    Cataract field?


    Nie Yao said, "don''t be nervous, little sister. We''re just asking. Why did you come to the game without OS clothes?"


    Xiaoyue said angrily, "I''m also a serious OS suit! The boss deducted my 125 yuan salary to buy it! Why not? Do you have to have animated characters or game characters? There''s no recruitment poster! You, you... Are you serious about the competition?"


    Is it a serious game?


    Of course not.


    Live messages are also happy:


    "For the first time, I heard someone humiliate my young field like this."


    "Milk tea shop clerk OS? Seriously?"


    "I don''t know why. The girl''s style gives me a sense of familiarity."


    "''iron words and iron words'' to understand."


    "No, it''s like Li Tiezhu''s style. The smell of the soil is lethal."


    "This girl is so beautiful."


    "Stay cute, stay cute, I like it."


    Chen Chichi and Luhani looked at Li Tiezhu in an instant. Even Nie Yao hesitated and looked over. This sister is similar to your style.


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused: "ah... This... I think this OS suit is very good. They are LSPs and like the one just now."


    Xiaoyue: "eh ~"


    The other three stared. Are you special


    Anyway, it''s the live voice, not so particular, Li Tiezhu''s tiktok is a bit thick.


    Raise your cards and advance.


    Li Tiezhu put down the sign and said, "come on!"


    Xiaoyue smiled proudly.


    Nie Yao asked again, "what''s your name? Who did you go with?"


    Xiaoyue: "my name is Yang Feiyue. I''m with the famous model on TV. My name is... Haskitana cherapova!"


    Nie Yao: "... Excuse me."


    Chen Chichi: "Xiaoyue, the clothes you wear are your own work clothes, right? So you work in a milk tea shop?"


    Yang Feiyue nodded, "yes."


    Chen Chichi scratched his ears and cheeks: "then why did you come to the game?"


    Yang Feiyue: "why do you come to be a judge? Because they give you money. Aren''t we all the same?"


    Chen Chichi glanced at Li Tiezhu again. He was very familiar with his disgusting style: "flying over the same, I have to remind you that you are talking to a heavyweight judge now. Can you... Be more tactful?"


    Yang Feiyue: "why? Because your head is big?"


    Chen Chichi: "


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing. I hate people because the system is too dog. This sister is really angry!


    Yang Feiyue said again, "it''s good to pay 3000 yuan for half a month and eat. I''m a fool if I don''t try. Moreover, I can help in the milk tea shop in the morning. I can''t lose that job, hum!"


    Chen Chichi: "finally, this hum is very essence."


    Luhani said, "brother, he has a big head. Didn''t you hear him?"


    Chen Chichi couldn''t hold back: "get out!"


    Nie Yao said, "why do you call flying over? Flying over what? Flying over mountains and the sea?"


    Yang Feiyue: "I have to ask my father, but I can''t ask now. My mobile phone has no traffic. Is there WiFi here?"


    Nie Yao glanced at Li Tiezhu and said, "how about I open a hot spot for you?"


    Yang Feiyue nodded, "OK!"


    Nie Yao didn''t give her a hot spot, but said to Li Tiezhu, "come on! It''s your turn! This is the female version of Li Tiezhu on the stage! Like a hair! Even the temperament of the name is very close. Mainly, another one let me open a hot spot."


    Li Tiezhu picked up the microphone: "Xiaoyue, don''t be afraid. They tease you. Well, anyway, as long as you go on stage, I''ll promote you to the brand. You''ll earn 3000 yuan."


    He knew that Yang Feiyue really needed the job.


    Yang Feiyue jumped up with excitement: "really? Yes..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you go down and ignore these people. They have a brain problem."


    "Does the head affect intelligence?"


    Yang Feifei glanced at Chen Chichi suspiciously, turned and ran. Wang tie caught up with him to grab the microphone and was kicked by Yang Feifei.


    Wang tie: "words, words, microphone, i... mine."


    Yang Feiyue: "Oh, good morning."


    Then, ran away, lost


    Live comments:


    "Is it serious to beat the host?"


    "This sister doesn''t seem very clever, Yazi..."


    "Can you be as smart as Li Tiezhu?"


    "So, does head size really affect intelligence?"


    "Refer to Lei big head."


    Chen Chichi was a little skeptical about life: "this makes me very embarrassed! I! Chen Chichi, will be questioned, have intellectual problems?"


    Luhani: "brother, be confident. She''s not questioning, she''s judging."


    Chen Chichi raised her mobile phone: "there must be something wrong with the world. This iron head baby left a message that Yang Fei is as lovely as possible. Don''t you have a sense of crisis? Maybe you can become a rival in love!"


    Luhani: "she was really cute when your head was big."


    Nie Yao was also cheap: "Guan Shuangshuang warned."


    Luhani covered his mouth and bolted, "it''s not cute at all. There''s no fluctuation in my heart."


    Wang tie stood on the stage and asked Qu Baba: "doesn''t anyone love me? I was kicked by her, and this flying sister has great strength..."


    He rolled up his trouser legs and his legs were red.


    The audience laughed more happily.


    The competition continued. Anyway, there were no rules. The main reason was that several judges were hostile to each other. For such a nondescript live broadcast, the number of people in the live broadcast room was more than 3 million.


    Chen Chichi and Luhani made an advertisement respectively, which made the audience leave a message "Nie Yao is out of breath".


    The last round of the show is swimsuit.


    This is the last round. Each contestant should comment one by one and perform their talents.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to look at it. They were all big girls, and they chose to wear clothes with less cloth. When they were on the show, the earth shook and the mountains were ready to come out.


    Sister No. 11''s height and legs fluctuated greatly. Three seconds after the show was finished, the fluctuation gradually subsided.


    Chen Chichi was stunned: "you... I have to give you an promotion card!"


    Luhani: "who will comment?"


    Nie Yao: "I''ll come, this player. What''s your dream?"


    Luhani: Pooh


    Chen Chichi was even more stunned. What''s the problem with NIMA? People come to show me Bo. Do you ask people about their dreams?


    Li Tiezhu lowered his head to play with his mobile phone and answered songzhuer''s Rogue question.


    Sister was also silly: "dream... Dream is Nie Yao''s passing!"


    Nie Yao: "why curse me?"


    The sister was also Frank: "I just came to get a salary of 3000 yuan. What are you talking about with me? I still dream! My dream is to be a world famous model. Can you make me debut in this competition? Anyway, brother Chi Chi has promoted me. I''m not afraid of you."


    Nie Yao: "even if I ask the wrong question, why do you expect me to be angry?"


    As soon as the sister shook, Li Tiezhu jumped and said, "help you search!"


    Nie Yao: "


    Seeing that Nie Yao couldn''t resist the big wave of attack, Chen Chichi had to stretch out his friendly hands to help resist: "are your swimsuit strong?"


    The sister nodded, "OK."


    Chen Chichi: "if I can hold on, I''ll talk again. If I guess correctly, you should be a professional oser, right? If you''re a model, you can''t have this size. They''re all bamboo poles."


    Sister: "yes! Before you came to the East China Sea to compete, I still OS played your role and took a group photo with you. Don''t you remember me?"


    Chen Chichi and her sister began to make friends.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the news from songzhu''er and was not angry. What do you mean, do you like big or small?


    Finally, the sister asked, "remember?"


    Chen Chichi laughed twice: "I don''t remember."


    The sister covered her chest and pretended to say, "Oh, my heart hurts!"


    Nie Yao was embarrassed and said, "is silicone exploding?"


    Sister: "


    Luhani, who was drinking water, sprayed it on the spot.


    Chen Chichi''s face changed. Don''t close the live studio. I felt that I had another conversation with my sister, fooled her off the stage, and then I had no choice but to look at Nie Yao.


    Nie Yao''s straight male nature: "it''s fake at first sight."


    Now Nie Yao is really angry. The live broadcast comment area is brushing:


    "Nie Yao is out of breath."


    "Is the silicone burst?"


    Chen Chichi shook his head: "the game is almost over. Brother Yao, come and advertise! Anyway, you can do so."


    Nie Yao: "click on the bottom of the screen... Leave a message ''Nie Yao is out of breath'', the staff... Who is different from me? Although Nie Yao is straight, but... That was true or false!"


    New words are highlighted in the comments:


    "Brother Yao has good eyesight!"


    "Brother Yao has golden eyes."


    "Brother Yao, there are countless treasures!"


    "Brother Yao, professional anti-counterfeiting master!"


    The competition continued, and the number of people in the live room exceeded 4 million.


    It''s my turn to fly over my sister again.


    This time she was wearing a real swimsuit. It couldn''t be more real.


    It is a one-piece swimsuit, which is tightly wrapped from shoulders to thighs. Except for arms and legs, there is no exposure in other places, and even there is a skirt below.


    Chen Chichi wondered in her eyes: "flying sister, a big judge teacher wants to ask you, do you have any misunderstanding about SWIMSUIT?"


    Yang Feiyue: "do you have a misunderstanding about swimsuits? You like to watch No. 11, don''t you? It''s immoral!"


    Chen Chichi stared at the boss: "what did I hear? What did I hear?"


    Luhani replied, "you heard me right. She made Comrade Li Tiezhu''s famous remark. You are immoral!"


    Li Tiezhu: "there''s nothing wrong with her. This is a serious swimsuit. If you go swimming on the 11th, it will be washed away by the water."


    Nie Yao: "can''t you wash it off?"


    Chen Chichi, Luhani and Li Tiezhu looked at Nie Yao at the same time and said nothing.


    Nie Yao woke up: "I have nothing! You heard wrong."


    Yang Feiyue chased him and said, "it''s good for you to wash away. Are all your men like this? I tell you, artists should strive to improve their self-cultivation and set an example for the society! No wonder you''re out of breath."


    Nie Yao: "thank you! I''ll reflect."


    Failed, failed.


    Li Tiezhu raised the promotion sign and rescued Nie Yao: "flying over, what''s your talent display?"


    Yang Feiyue: "let me show you a somersault."


    Chen Chichi: "people are singing, dancing and acrobatics. Do you somersault?"


    Yang Feiyue: "what''s wrong with somersaults? Li Tiezhu still spits bubbles. He''s still more angry than you?"


    Chen Chichi: "he''s better than me now, but a girl somersaults on the stage, which... Won''t you do anything else?"


    "No."


    "Nothing? It''s OK to mix milk tea."


    "I can''t mix milk tea."


    "Don''t you work in a milk tea shop?"


    "Yes, it''s only four months. I haven''t met yet."


    "Haven''t met in four months? What will you do?"


    "I can eat. I eat very fast."


    Yang Feiyue''s face is serious.


    Chen Chichi nodded: "I can do this, too. Ha! You''re really good, my sister."


    Yang Feiyue: "why don''t I show you a... Dry meal?"


    Li Tiezhu stopped and said, "I''d better turn over."


    Yang Feiyue began to warm up: "wait, I''ll warm up."


    Chen Chichi concluded: "Li Tiezhu, the difference between flying sister and you is two points. The first is the difference in gender. The second is that you can do anything and she can''t do anything."


    On the stage, Yang Feifei jumped twice, squatted down, and then hit the ground with his head. He rolled forward, rolled, rolled again, and rolled three times. He stood up and was a little dizzy.


    Then, Yang Feifei spread his hands and bent over: "thank you!"


    Chen Chichi applauded, his face Numb: "wonderful!"


    Luhani: perfect


    Soon, the live broadcast of the first day ended, and finally the number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 5 million, and the download volume of dream ¡¤ three kingdoms also exceeded 1 million, with remarkable results.


    At the same time, the program directly made three hot searches.


    Hot search for the third "serious sister Yang Feiyue".


    Hot search Fourth "Nie Yao is out of breath".


    Hot search sixth "silica gel burst".


    The sad thing is that "dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms" ranks no more than 20 in the hot search. Fortunately, this new game is mentioned in the first three hot searches.


    Li Tiezhu''s variety achievement value increased by 81 points to 383 points.


    ¡­¡­


    The next afternoon, there were more people in the live room.


    Li Tiezhu always supported Yang Feiyue. In addition, she became the first in the competition because she was good at simple and honest skills. She got 1500 yuan bonus and was very excited. Chen Chichi''s No. 11 Dabo sister got the third. She hugged Chen Chichi excitedly. Nie Yao hid far away. It seems that she is really afraid of silica gel explosion.


    This time, Li Tiezhu gained 113 achievement points, and the variety achievement came to 496 points.


    At the end of the game, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue added wechat and played games with Chen Chichi.


    Li Tiezhu watched them play. He was texting with the cat.


    "The cat has returned to the East China Sea. The day after tomorrow, she will go to Kyoto to participate in the rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala, so sister Mi gave me two days off."


    "Really? You also go to the Spring Festival Gala?"


    "Don''t you care about my news? It''s already decided. It''s been rehearsed twice."


    "Oh, where are you now?"


    "In our apartment, change curtains and decorations..."


    Li Tiezhu is a little impatient. Don''t these people watch the time when they play games? It''s seven o''clock in the evening. Do you still have dinner?


    It was Nie Yao who proposed to invite Chen Chichi, Luhani, Li Tiezhu and Wang tie to dinner because of the hot search. But Wang tie shirked something and left first.


    Today, Dong Zhou, Wang Dashao and Deng Chao are not here.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help saying, "are you still hungry?"


    Chen Chichi: "right now! Finish this game."


    Li Tiezhu replied on his mobile phone, "I''ll come back after dinner with them."


    There was no reply for a long time. Li Tiezhu didn''t receive a new message until Chen Chichi and them finished playing the game. His eyes were straight at once:


    "The cat is ready."


    "Yes... Are you ready?"


    "Hum!"


    Li Tiezhu was restless and couldn''t help thinking that I wouldn''t go to dinner with them. Return message:


    "Wait for me."


    At this time, Chen Chichi''s phone rang, and soon Luhani''s phone rang.


    Chen Chichi: "brother Yao, you can''t invite me tonight."


    Luhani said, "the director asked us to have a dinner."


    It turned out that Chen Chichi and their directors received a call from hahaha director Yan Min and invited their three main creators to a yacht for dinner. Nie Yao had to invite them again next time.


    Chen Chichi, Lu Hani and Li Tiezhu left. Nie Yao had to communicate with dianling as an image spokesman, so they didn''t work together.


    Li Tiezhu thought he was lucky. The meal was cancelled and he could go back.


    "Tiezhu, go with brother. Have you ever sat on a yacht?"


    Chen Chichi hugged Li Tiezhu''s neck and contacted him twice. He was already very familiar with Li Tiezhu. The relationship between people always depends on fate. He and Luhani are far away from Nie Yao.


    Li Tiezhu: "what yacht?"


    Chen Chichi: "director Yan invited us to dinner. On the yacht, brother took you to see the world. You also know director Yan. Haven''t you been to infinite challenge?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that cheap director? He didn''t invite me! Isn''t it appropriate?"


    Chen Chichi: "what''s wrong? Besides, you''re also scheduled to go to hahaha. You''re also a guest of the program group, not an outsider."


    Luhani: Yes, let''s have some beer tonight


    "All right."


    Li Tiezhu can''t refuse. What yacht? I don''t want Li Tiezhu! I''ll slip away after dinner anyway.

 Chapter 189

    East China Sea, a wharf on the Bank of Qingpu river.


    "Ah! Why did you come first?"


    "What''s the matter? Can''t I come first?"


    "You can come first."


    The hidden camera records the conversation between brother Chao and the staff of the program team.


    Under the guidance of the staff, Chaoge boarded the yacht.


    Staff: "I didn''t recognize brother Chao just now."


    Deng Chao wore black framed glasses and was very proud: "I brought my own disguise."


    After taking his seat, Deng Chao looked left and right: "where are they?"


    Staff: "on the way."


    Soon, Chen Chichi arrived with Luhani and Li Tiezhu.


    Chen Chichi: "I played a game this morning, didn''t I?"


    Luhani: Yes, I also hurt my thigh. Didn''t you see me this afternoon? Didn''t I walk around


    Chen Chichi: "ah?"


    Luhani: "I haven''t played for a long time."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can pinch tendons. I''ll pinch them for you after dinner."


    "Does it hurt?"


    "Of course it hurts."


    "Forget it, I won''t pinch it."


    The party also got on the yacht, and the staff below said goodbye.


    Li Tiezhu was confused: "why do you say goodbye?"


    Chen Chichi also asked, "what''s the situation?"


    When the female staff saw Luhani, they teased: "Hey, come? It''s so white!"


    Luhani: "ha ha."


    The female staff saw Li Tiezhu: "it''s so dark! This is..."


    Luhani: "Li Tiezhu."


    Staff: "of course I know Li Tiezhu. Why did he come again?"


    Well, this is also brought by director Yan from the infinite challenge.


    Luhani: "we brought it over for dinner. We called the director on the way and he agreed."


    The three said hello to Deng Chao, and the four talked happily. Chen Chichi also raised her clothes to show her the pictures her daughter pasted to her.


    The director said, "when everyone arrives, serve them hot dishes."


    When it premiered half a month later, the barrage was very lively:


    "My God! Is this program too dog?"


    "Luhani is so white!"


    "The iron pillar is so black."


    "Iron pillar is the same as Luhani, with or without makeup."


    "Aren''t there three people? Why is there an iron pillar?"


    "Li Tiezhu seems to have come to rub rice."


    "Rubbed against the boat and drove away, laughing to death!"


    The staff took the four people to the upstairs restaurant. Luhani and Chen Chichi sat on one side, Li Tiezhu and Deng Chao sat on the other side, and the cheap director Yan Min sat alone and peeked at Li Tiezhu.


    The waiter is serving, and Luhani supports it every day:


    "Oh ~ wow..."


    Deng Chao patted Li Tiezhu: "when did you come? I don''t know why I saw you so kind!"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment: "maybe it''s because we all don''t look good. I don''t know which issue. I only know the one that advertised the dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms and the next one. It seems that the dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms gave the program group money and wants to do an issue about E-sports..."


    Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed. Deng Chao didn''t look good.


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "I was also a school grass. Hey! You and I don''t look good?"


    Li Tiezhu: "all the good-looking films have no box office. Fang Bo, Xu Shan and you, how high the box office is! Look at the two opposite, isn''t it good?"


    Deng Chao: "they are immortal!"


    Chen Chichi: "in fact, I''m also ugly."


    Luhani: "


    Deng Chaoshuang said, "tie Zhu, how are you talking? Why don''t you just start with the first phase and stay permanently."


    Opposite Chen Chichi nodded: "that''s right! This proposal is good! Tie Zhu''s variety sense is really born. Director?"


    Luhani: "three ha to four ha, no problem! Tianba dynamic Ba TUA combination vs national brother-in-law combination."


    Yan Min was silent and the old God was there.


    Li Tiezhu waved: "no, no! I still have very important things to do. Moreover, I have to go to the CCTV rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala the day after tomorrow."


    Yan Minwei raised his eyebrows and wanted to run after getting on my thief ship? How can it be that easy?


    Luhani pretended to be sour: "Oh, yo, the big star of last Spring Festival Gala can''t afford to be provoked."


    Li Tiezhu''s passive skill was launched again: "brother, if you weren''t so angry, you should be able to get on if you didn''t suddenly grow into a round faced fat deer in Haidian District."


    Chen Chichi mercilessly mocked: "ha ha... Round face..."


    Deng Chao had a tacit understanding: "ha ha... Fat Deer..."


    Even slapped back.


    Luhani was stunned and said, "Tiezhu, are you helping me with the hot search? I think it''s necessary to call a round faced fat deer in the official recording!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "remember to invite me to dinner."


    Barrage:


    "Is the round faced fat deer in Haidian District OK?"


    "Serious brother is really good at nicknames."


    "Li Tiezhu hot search crazy magic real hammer, want to go up, no, who wants to go up."


    "The national brother-in-law is good."


    "They really don''t have make-up..."


    "Is this program so casual? It doesn''t matter if there are many people?"


    "Luhani is so fat! His face is round."


    Chen Chichi: "little deer, how are you fat? Look what it feels like to be fat."


    Luhani lifted his hair: "I don''t know. Suddenly the whole person was swollen! It was much easier to play football. It was crowded and passed. It''s not as useless as before."


    Chen Chichi also said, "me too. I''m very relaxed when playing basketball when I''m fat. I''m a bully under the basket!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s too fat to play basketball and it''s easy to sprain. Qin Tao is to play basketball three times and sprain twice."


    Chen Chichi vowed: "no way! With my skills and consciousness, I can''t sprain my foot. I''ll tell you! You also play basketball?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "the blue collar of the school team is specially responsible for rebounding, blocking and fouls."


    Chen Chichi: "have a duel another day."


    The food is almost ready for five people.


    Li Tiezhu is very attentive to eating. He savors every dish carefully, and then silently repeats the chef''s production method in his heart. Although he can''t completely do it, he also understands it. These dishes are very delicious. The chef has deep skills. Li Tiezhu has no clue about many dishes.


    Only delicious food can distract Li Tiezhu in front of the top priority of killing cats.


    I''m not in a hurry to kill the cat. When I have enough to eat and drink, I''ll save my energy and go back to my apartment


    Li Tiezhu picked up a piece of fish fillet, which was fresh and intoxicating.


    In fact, several of the people present were eating goods, led by Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu. They ate very high skin. Unexpectedly, all these have been photographed by hidden cameras one by one.


    Chen Chichi ate and interacted with the staff outside: "come and eat together later!"


    Female staff member: "I like you best."


    Chen Chichi: "me? Have eyes."


    Luhani asked, "do you only like him?


    Female staff: "my daughter likes you."


    Luhani was very happy.


    The female staff member added: "my mother and my sister like Li Tiezhu."


    Chen Chichi and Luhani burst into laughter.


    Li Tiezhu bit the beef: "thank you!"


    After taking a few bites, the director got up and left. Before leaving, he patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder:


    "Are you the day after tomorrow, CCTV rehearsal on the afternoon of November 1?"


    Li Tiezhu nibbled at the seafood: "ang!"


    Yan Min paced away: "that''s no problem."


    Li Tiezhu continued to eat. Suddenly he felt something wrong, but he couldn''t remember what was wrong. His expression was a little strange.


    The camera caught Li Tiezhu''s silly expression and made a close-up. Later, it was accompanied by a few big characters:


    "There seems to be an ominous feeling."


    A whistle sounded.


    "Have you set sail?"


    "It must be, reversing the ship."


    "My first time as a yacht. Woo"


    "It''s a pity that Hani is a silly child who stays on the crew all day."


    "Eh? Is there a UAV?"


    Staff round the field: "UAV is shooting the air environment, shooting the air environment."


    The so-called empty space is the lens that no one appears on the camera, which is used for scene transition.


    Several people did not doubt that Chen Chichi also asked how long it would take for a lap and Luhani would take two hours.


    Li Tiezhu is very upset. Why are you still sailing? If you want to, wait until I get off the boat! I have to waste another two hours. I''m busy.


    Deng Chao suddenly smiled strangely and looked across the river: "look, look, ha ha ha''s logo is printed!"


    Chen Chichi and Luhani look around. Where is it?


    Li Tiezhu almost collapsed. Is this to start recording directly? He jumped up: "director, you come out! Let me go! If you come out and let me find it, I''ll kill you!"


    Deng Chao didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be so fierce. He hurriedly said, "Hey, it''s easy to be cheated. I''ll cheat you."


    Chen Chichi and Luhani have a dull face.


    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief and sat down: "scare me. If I really start shooting directly, I''ll beat the director and fool me!"


    Deng Chao: "how can we start directly? The program team still has this integrity. Iron pillar, why are you so grumpy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I, i... I have very important things to do tonight. He will directly take me away. I may really be out of control!"


    Deng Chao: "what''s very important?"


    Li Tiezhu snorted: "what... Don''t I take the college entrance examination next year? There is a set of Huanggang cat rolls waiting for me to do. I just bought them. I''m just ready! I''m just ready. I... I haven''t done such an advanced test paper yet..."


    Incoherent. It''s a secret scroll, not a cat scroll, Gan.


    Deng Chao was also silly: "look, what did the college entrance examination force the children into?"


    Barrage:


    "Huanggang secret roll? Li Tiezhu''s mouth is so nervous."


    "How much do you love learning?"


    "Deng Chao, do you think the program group has integrity?"


    "The people who come out of it don''t know how cruel the director of wutiao is. It''s normal."


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    On the other side, guide Yan sat in a secret room and pushed the drooling Wang tie: "go and see if the guard door is locked."


    Wang tie went to see it and said, "it''s locked. Why, director, are you really afraid that Li Tiezhu will hit you?"


    Yan Dao: "be careful and drive for ten thousand years."


    Wang tie: "it''s not me, director. You''re really a dog this time. Even if you deceive them into getting on the boat, why don''t you let me have some? I haven''t got any water and rice yet..."


    When Yan Min didn''t hear it, he picked up the walkie talkie: "all departments are ready. The countdown is 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, the yacht sails out of Wusongkou."


    ¡­¡­


    In the restaurant, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani were guessing where to go tomorrow. They learned that it was the seafood city, and then they deviated while chatting, which turned into mutual slander.


    Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu: "I''m with you. In this program, they will finally kneel down and beg me. When eating hot pot, they all have to turn back and ask me whether this is cooked or not. Can we eat it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "so stupid?"


    Then, the three people began to show off their new skills, wechat payment, Didi, unlocking bike sharing, etc. the life of the rich is so boring and boring.


    After a while, several people went to the yacht deck to see the scenery and take self photos.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t have such elegance. He sent a wechat to the cat in the corner with a melancholy face.


    Cat keeper: "sorry, it''s estimated that this meal will take more than an hour."


    Cat in captivity: "have you been drinking for so long? Why don''t I drive to pick you up?"


    "No, driving doesn''t work. It''s almost like sailing."


    "You eat on the yacht?"


    "Brother Chao is a treat for their program group. I knew I wouldn''t come. I''m so bored!"


    "You can''t get off the boat, can you? What if you just drive away?"


    "The program will not be recorded until tomorrow. It''s strictly directed."


    "Yan Min?! do you believe his words?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t return the news. He hurried to brother Chao for confirmation. Brother Chao vowed: "it''s impossible. We didn''t even bring our assistant and makeup artist. We didn''t change our laundry. How can we start shooting directly?"


    The barrage was ridiculed again. Ridicule brother Chao''s credulity and Li Tiezhu''s madness.


    Li Tiezhu was worried and began to look for the trace of Yan Min, but he got nothing. The whole person seemed very irritable.


    Then he was even more confused.


    When he returned to the restaurant, the three were drinking champagne and chatting happily.


    Li Tiezhu sat down unhappily, and then his mobile phone rang. When he picked it up, it turned out to be Zhang xiaogerminating, and the content was even more wrong.


    He said, "no!"


    The three stopped to discuss and looked at Li Tiezhu: "why? Why is it wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu: "sent me a message, take care, brother! Just these four words."


    Deng Chao nibbled at the duck''s feet: "who?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my agent."


    Luhani was a little confused: "hahaha... Ah?"


    Chen Chichi stared and took out his mobile phone: "mine is coming, too. Three words... Take care, brother!"


    Luhani: "what do you mean take care?"


    Crackling, banging


    Strange sounds came from all directions. A group of staff poured in, some carrying tripods, some carrying cameras, and some holding recording equipment


    Even the table board on the top of the wooden cabinet next to the dining table stood up slowly, and it turned out to be a display screen.


    Luhani was stunned: "is it so arrogant?"


    Chen Chichi laughs wildly: "hehe, geese..."


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly all the way.


    Li Tiezhu began to look for weapons and finally got a handy champagne bottle with half a bottle of champagne in it.


    Luhani: "brother Chao... Stiff."


    Chen Chichi kept the action of sandwiching vegetables: "brother Tiezhu, weapons are ready. Ha ha ha!"


    The display is on. Inside are Yan Dao and Wang tie.


    Director Yan: "can you hear me now?"


    Deng Chao: "too hasty?"


    Luhani: what do you mean


    Li Tiezhu: "where are you? I came to talk to you!"


    Chen Chichi ate silently and was surprised by some delicious food.


    Director Yan: "Oh, I can hear you. It''s like this... Let''s go."


    Deng Chao was at a loss: "who''s gone?"


    Chen Chichi lost all his chopsticks and looked at Luhani with a wry smile: "God, there''s no light nearby."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the display screen: "how many meanings? What does it mean to leave?"


    Yan Dao: "out of Wusongkou, we are going in the direction of travel."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. I came here for a meal. Why did I leave? I don''t want to travel with you. I want to go home and feed the cat!


    Li Tiezhu smiled stiffly and really ignited: "Yan guide you out, either let me beat you up, or I jump out of the boat."

 Chapter 190

    The director was a little stiff for a moment. After all, Li Tiezhu''s attitude was too tough and arrogant. He looked really angry. Can''t you really jump?


    Wang tie said, "iron pillar, water... Can be cool."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t collapse and smiled: "ha ha, ah? I''m not afraid of cold! I probably can swim back!"


    Deng Chao is also high EQ: "what about the small probability?"


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused: "er..."


    Chen chiequatoria: "small probability is to swim back and shout ''ah! The water is cold, please get me up''."


    Luhani is responsible for laughing: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Deng Chao: "Tiezhu, don''t go. Let''s go to the seafood city."


    Chen Chichi: "yes, we love you! Go and cook seafood for us."


    Luhani: "very good. The program also brings a cook and a walking mushroom house. Hey? We can also invite friends to visit!"


    Chen Chichi: "do you still have to raise a sheep on the boat? Call Dong Ba TUA?"


    Li Tiezhu also knows that he can''t get off the ship. After all, agent Zhang Xiaomeng seems to have reached an agreement with the program group to lose power and humiliate the country, although it is likely to be temporary.


    The cat can''t be killed tonight. It can only be killed another day.


    Li Tiezhu glared at the director and said angrily, "then... You have to pay more."


    The director also smiled: "how much?"


    Li Tiezhu asked the other three, "how many are you?"


    Deng Chao: "two hundred."


    Luhani: "one hundred and eight."


    Chen Chichi: "one hundred and fifty, eh? Why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well, I signed a hundred. Who, look, add some points and give me a step down."


    The director suddenly said, "one hundred and twenty."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK. Talk to Zhang Xiaomeng about the specific details."


    Wang tie: "the director told me that I was only twenty..."


    Director: "OK! I''ll give you a few minutes to calm down, and then we''ll move on to the next link. We won''t broadcast this period just now."


    Stars are also people. These four people are not in the right mood now. Therefore, they naturally need to calm down, especially the manic Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu has proved his variety strength in good voice, mushroom house, unlimited challenge and masked singing. Compared with his musical talent, he is not inferior at all. Coupled with his recent popularity, the price is really not too high.


    It is precisely because of Li Tiezhu''s recent popularity that director Yan chose to take risks. As soon as he learned that Li Tiezhu was coming, he called Zhang Xiaomeng in advance and colluded secretly.


    The video was temporarily cut off.


    Wang tie: "I have to calm down. I''m all champions. Why do talk show champions have no cards?"


    Director: "why don''t you get off the boat? There are lifeboats on board."


    Wang tie: "that''s not true. I just sigh and express my feelings."


    In the restaurant, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani are still ignorant, but they can only comfort Li Tiezhu. They are excusable. Li Tiezhu is a pure disaster.


    Li Tiezhu wanted to cry without tears. His mood changed from mania to anger. After being relieved, he said, "this director is a real dog, a super invincible dog!"


    Deng Chao nodded: "just know, don''t say it."


    Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed, and the surrounding staff and cameramen also laughed. Li Tiezhu is so naive that you will be targeted by Yan min. he is famous for being careful.


    After a while, the video restarts and recording continues.


    Yan Min said, "welcome to SiHa travel agency. I''m Lao Yan, president. This is Xiao Wang, the guide of SiHa travel agency."


    Wang tie played the guitar: "Hi!"


    Luhani and Deng Chao raised their hands and said, "Hello, Xiao Wang."


    Chen chichiling smiled: "didn''t we sign Sanha on the contract? Why did we change it to SiHa casually? Is it so casual?"


    Deng Chao: "before we were three brothers, now we are four brothers. There is nothing wrong with four ha."


    Luhani: "the iron pillar still has a card face. Look at Wang tie, ha ha... Do you want to ask why it can''t be called five ha?"


    Wang tie looked at the director and asked Qu Baba: "if you want to ask, don''t dare to ask."


    Yan Dao said: "in view of Li Tiezhu''s joining, hahaha officially changed its name. The four stars should be treated equally."


    Wang tie: "am I not a star?"


    Yan Dao: "you are an artist at best."


    Wang tie: "


    Three people in the restaurant laughed.


    Li Tiezhu continued to eat with his head down, still depressed.


    Director Yan continued to introduce and announced a well-known news, the first stop is Zhoushan. Then there is the problem of daily settlement of group fees and working to make money. No one has 200 yuan, so four people have to earn 800 yuan.


    Chen Chichi countered: "this is compulsory consumption. We have been grasping this matter recently."


    The director ignored: "then, we don''t allow face brushing in this program, so once you are called by name, you will deduct a dollar... Business implantation? Ah! Without business implantation, let''s start working."


    Then the staff took four contracts like a menu, which were flashy. In addition, he began to put wheat on the four people. The three were quite lively, and Li Tiezhu was like a wood carving, motionless throughout the whole process.


    Mom, sell batch! I just prepared the steaming and fragrant Huanggang secret roll!!!


    After all, Li Tiezhu is not a crossing criminal, not a reborn criminal. He has no life experience for decades. He is just an Aboriginal with a system. So far, he has only lived for 18 years, and his blood has just exploded! Even if the cat is not ready, it is still the previous operation mode. Li Tiezhu can''t bear it.


    How can such a thing calm down?


    Li Tiezhu concluded that we must do less in the future. There is no free lunch in the world.


    Director: "take away everyone''s mobile phones."


    Luhani and Chen Chichi immediately objected: "is this too much?"


    Li Tiezhu finally woke up: "impossible! Absolutely impossible! Don''t want to take away my mobile phone!"


    With that, Li Tiezhu jumped up and reacted a little fiercely.


    Yan Dao: "if you have anything to explain, you can call now."


    Chen Chichi said to Li Tiezhu, "admit it. Don''t resist. We''re on the thief ship."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t talk nonsense with Chen Chichi. It was OK to call first. He turned and walked out of the restaurant, found a remote corner and called Huanggang secret volume.


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    In the apartment, lengba, who had just taken a bath, folded her newly bought shower gel, towels, bath towels, etc. wearing a nightdress, she also changed all Li Tiezhu''s toiletries. They were all newly bought by her today, and added some small household appliances and new kitchenware.


    The mobile phone rang. Li Tiezhu called. Is it a phone, not a video?


    Li Tiezhu: "teacher, I''m on the thief''s boat. Uh huh, director Yan detained me. Now I''m recording. I''m going to collect my mobile phone right away."


    Lengba answered the phone: "ah? Ah? I''m shooting? So I''m not afraid of being photographed. Is that right? Director Yan is really going too far..."


    A feeling of loss sprang up.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m very angry now."


    Lengba: "poof! Isn''t it inconvenient for you to talk over there? Do you have wheat with you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, teacher."


    Lengba asked again, "let me ask, you answer. They can''t hear me. Iron pillar, when will you finish recording?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how do I know? The program team doesn''t follow the routine. Maybe tomorrow night, maybe the morning after tomorrow. Anyway, I''m going to rehearse the Spring Festival Gala in Kyoto the day after tomorrow. He doesn''t dare not let me go. Besides, I''ll participate in the first episode."


    "Are you impulsive? Do you have excessive behavior? If so, let the program team cut it off."


    "No, director Yan hid in the house and made a video with us. He couldn''t beat us."


    "That''s good. Be careful not to do anything damaging to your image. Are you holding it hard now?"


    "Well..."


    "Unfortunately, the teacher just washed himself for nothing."


    "Stop talking."


    "I just finished that, or the safety period, I can not use apple flavor."


    "Please, stop!"


    "Want to eat?"


    "I''m going to hang up."


    "The teacher wore the Nightgown that night when he was a cat for the first time, with a defense value of 50%. Meow ~"


    "I... I want to kill Yan Min now."


    "Well, I won''t tease you. You can record the program. Don''t shake your face, you know? Ask brother Chao for advice in case of anything. The teacher is waiting for you. There will always be time. At that time, the teacher will teach you to play games."


    "I''m afraid I can''t. what game?"


    "No, I''m afraid I''ll say it. You''ll really kill Yan Min, ha ha..."


    "Well, bye."


    "Goodbye, master, lick you ~"


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu was even more melancholy. Dog program group!


    The sea breeze was salty, blowing Li Tiezhu''s long hair, floating around, just like his state of mind, unable to calm down for a long time.


    Li Tiezhu returns to the restaurant with his disheveled hair. Brother Chao is making a video for his family.


    "My son and daughter are worried about me now. They think I have been kidnapped."


    Luhani smiled twice and asked Li Tiezhu, "why don''t you go so far and call zhu''er? We accept it for seven days. Are you so reluctant for two days?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I have to call songzhuer."


    Luhani wondered, "ah? Brother, who were you talking to just now? Ran so far."


    Li Tiezhu did not change his face and dialed the video: "I just called the teacher for leave."


    Chen Chichi: "this is called family status. Look at the humble way you called just now, Xiaolu. Look at Li Tiezhu."


    Soon, songzhuer picked up the video and was a little too excited. Li Tiezhu took the initiative to video with her for the first time.


    "Hello! I''m so cute. Why did you think of taking the initiative to give me a video? Hey, hey... It made my heart beat..."


    "Hot claw, don''t talk nonsense. I''m recording this program."


    Li Tiezhu''s face still changed, slightly flustered.


    Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed heartlessly and really shouted: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Deng Chao trembled: "my goose bumps are up. Little cute?"


    The camera teacher gave a close-up of Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone screen. Songzhuer was wearing ancient clothes and jumping around the set, looking a little excited.


    Matsushita: "what program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know what bad program. I was cheated into getting on the boat, and then the boat left. Now I have to collect my mobile phone. I don''t have a mobile phone in two days. Don''t you tell me about the video every day. If you can''t get it, you''ll be in a bad mood."


    Depression still needs to be taken care of.


    Songzhuer said, "OK, I''ll video with you the day after tomorrow. Who are you with? Let me see."


    Li Tiezhu turned his mobile phone and showed it to the three people.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani greet songzhu''er: "Hello, hello... Hello, zhu''er."


    Songzhuer said loudly, "brother Chao, brother Chi, brother hanigo! Please help me take care of my man. I must thank you very much..."


    Deng Chao was stunned: "are the little girls so domineering now?"


    Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed wildly.


    Li Tiezhu was angry and resolutely hung up the video: "shut up! The program group, this section must be cut off! Who takes the mobile phone? Take it."


    Laughing and making noise for a while, Deng Chao recorded a "farewell" video and sent it to the circle of friends.


    Then he signed the obviously improper contract, and the director was also cruel: "don''t ask any questions about this contract."


    Luhani signed luzhuangshi, Chen Datou signed by Chen Chichi, and AI enpeila Li signed by Li Tiezhu.


    Only Deng Chao signed his own name.


    Chen Chichi said with a smile, "this contract is full of holes. How dare you sign your real name?"


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    On the other hand, songzhu''er has started the female owner mode. First, he called Li Tiezhu''s agent Zhang Xiaomeng.


    "Oh? You already know? Have you signed a resident contract? At least six periods? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    Then, call Liu Xiaohua.


    "Your brother recorded a program, and the mobile phone was temporarily received by the program group. Please tell his father not to get through and worry. Uh huh, when your sister-in-law comes next time, she will give you a Prada schoolbag."


    Finally, songzhuer called a famous actress she didn''t like very much recently.


    "Hello? Sister lengba, Li Tiezhu has received his mobile phone for recording programs. Don''t contact him recently."


    "What crappy program still receives mobile phones? Bamboo son."


    "It''s not a broken program! It''s brother Chao''s new program. The ratings must be high. Don''t disturb him."


    "Did he call you? I envy you."


    "Direct video! I also said hello to brother Chao, hum!"


    "Well, I see."


    "Goodbye!"


    Hahaha, didn''t iron pillar contact me first at the critical moment? Hum! You''re a little worse than me. What''s the use of it? Moreover, your relationship can''t see the light, I''m different, aboveboard!


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    After signing the contract, director Yan appeared and confirmed with Li Tiezhu that no beating was allowed, and took everyone to the small hall below.


    "Snacks still need to be locked up?"


    "Do you want money to listen to music?"


    "This is for boiling water."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "The toilet also costs five yuan? It really needs... What about Chuanxi?"


    Li Tiezhu''s mood is a little better. Anyway, the Huanggang secret roll is there and won''t run. Let''s be late and make money first.


    Luhani shouted, "ah... I can''t get into the room. It''s five yuan."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can sleep in the aisle."


    Then four people lay down on the ground and chatted for a while.


    After visiting the cheating boat, four people make complaints about the small hall.


    Luhani pointed to the mango juice and dessert locked in the glass cabinet on the table: "I think the drink will be hot if I don''t drink it."


    Chen Chichi: "yes, it''s still ice."


    Deng Chao looked at the opposite director and said, "to tell you the truth, I don''t want to eat this kind of thing if you give me 50 yuan."


    Chen Chichi: "if you''re a crayfish or a snail, I''ll give you 500 yuan."


    Deng Chao: "yes! They paid the yacht fee and they gave it away."


    Li Tiezhu was different. He went to the small table, squatted down, reached out and grabbed the lock of Yu Xiuzhen.


    Patter!


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s open."


    Chen Chichi looked blankly and dull.


    Luhani opened his mouth wide.


    The director suddenly got a little flustered and stood up.


    Deng Chao, who just said he didn''t want to eat, reacted the fastest and came together: "take it out, take it out, oh, it''s delicious..."


    Deng Chao poured everyone a cup of mango juice. Chen Chichi reacted and began to divide dessert. Li Tiezhu stepped aside and sat down.


    Luhani took the lock unscrewed by Li Tiezhu and studied it: "Tiezhu, you are born with divine power!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "who does the program group despise? Can this lock lock people?"


    Yan Dao: "OK, now that you eat these foods, you have to pay 50 yuan."


    Deng Chao said with a smile, "why? We all got it. Why should we give you money?"


    Chen Chichi: "we unlock the lock with strength. What''s none of your business?"


    Li Tiezhu said coldly, "director, if you want to say that, it''s boring. If you dare to ask us for money, I''ll unscrew all the glass cabinets over there! Do you believe it? I just unscrew them, but we don''t move the things inside and don''t have to give money."


    Yan daolue was embarrassed: "this... You''re a little slapped in the face."


    Deng Chao clapped his legs and laughed.


    Luhani said, "iron pillar is so domineering."


    Chen Chichi: "it''s not very lethal, but it''s very insulting! It''s still locked? It''s all unscrewed for you!"


    Yan Dao: "otherwise, I''ll give you a discount for these food and give you five yuan symbolically. Otherwise, Li Tiezhu, I''ll let you compensate for the lock."


    Luhani quickly slipped the broken lock to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah???"


    Chen Chichi is invincible: "thank you for your invitation!"


    Li Tiezhu: "is it still time to put things back now?"


    Deng Chao bit a cake and came up to Li Tiezhu: "do you spit it out? Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Yan Dao added, "I think we still have to have basic travel expenses."


    The eyes of several people who were eating were bright, especially Li Tiezhu, who had five pieces before he graduated from school. There were pictures of five couples on the TV screen. Each person selects a group, and then can get the corresponding basic fund.


    When the round faced fat deer stood up, it was a wave of analysis: "then I know. I certainly can''t choose to take care of children. The funds for taking care of children are limited..."


    Chen Chichi ignored the fawn''s nagging and directly started: "I choose C."


    The fawn said, "I chose e because I think e''s wife looks good."


    Li Tiezhu: "which one doesn''t look good? I think they all look good."


    Fawn: "iron pillar, I can''t answer you like this."


    Chen he smiled a few times: "you robbed me of what I wanted to say, Li Tiezhu and Li jiejie."


    Then Deng chaoxuan B.


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    Fawn is another wave of analysis: "I think a, a will have a big reversal and a big surprise. Iron pillar, believe me."


    Li Tiezhu nodded seriously: "since brother Lu strongly recommends a, I''ll choose D."


    Luhani: ah? You''ll regret it


    The video starts playing.


    A wife: "there is no budget for people without a wife like this."


    Deng Chao and Chen Chichi gave Li Tiezhu thumbs up one after another. Li Tiezhu was also relieved and almost doomed.


    Luhani forcibly explained: "Oh! Look at my reasoning, points... There is a way on my forehead."


    Slap in the face.


    Soon, the remaining four videos were finished.


    Deng Chao''s 300 yuan incarnation Deng Qianqian, Chen Chichi''s 88 yuan, Li Tiezhu''s 500 yuan promotion to Li Shoufu, and reasoning master Luhani''s worst 50 yuan.


    Then, the director handed out new mobile phones to the four people and transferred the money to them.


    Li Tiezhu''s shocked face: "Oh! Such an advanced mobile phone?"


    Deng Chao looked at the 300 yuan in wechat, mocked Luhani, and joked with Chen Chichi: "fifty, eighty-eight, you two don''t add up to me. Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you three don''t add up as much as me."


    Deng Chao: "


    Luhani and Chen he laughed and their faces became sad.


    Then Wang tie came in with a snack cart and a guitar on his back. He looked incredible: "have you eaten?"


    Luhani: "tour guide?"


    Deng Chao: "selling snacks?"


    Chen Chichi mocked his face: "ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Ang, I bought these for five yuan."


    With a smelly face, Wang tie still played and sang a paragraph: "sharpen scissors, rechargeable treasure... There are a lot of things at the no product meeting..."


    Wang tie failed to sell. Brother Chao sympathetically paid for a bag of peanuts.


    Then, Wang tie looked at Li Tiezhu: "everyone is a champion. Don''t you... Say it?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and came forward to give a hug: "come on."


    Wang tie: "


    After that, several people were eating peanuts and suddenly discussed the problem of beer. Brother Chao tricked Li Tiezhu to buy it.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t even think about it. He gave money directly, 105 yuan for five bottles of beer.


    Brother Chao suddenly wondered, "Hey, iron pillar, aren''t you very stingy on the Internet? Why are you so refreshing today?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not really my money. If it can''t be spent before tomorrow, won''t it be wasted? Anyway, I''ll leave after recording tomorrow."


    Deng Chao smiled strangely: "are you really sure you only come to this issue? Do you want to play the game again later? Are you sure?"


    Li Tiezhu opened a beer in the distance: "ang!"


    What else does Deng Chao have to say? Chen Chichi interrupted and winked: "don''t say a few words, old Deng head! Other children are full of joy. They will go home tomorrow to make Huanggang secret roll. Don''t make trouble."


    Luhani chuckled and whispered, "because of the iron pillar, the program even changed its name. He thought the program team could let him go?"


    Deng Chao: "this silly boy, ha ha..."


    After a drink, Deng Chao encouraged Luhani and Chen Chichi to spend money.


    Luhani got up to open the toilet.


    Li Tiezhu stopped him: "don''t spend money indiscriminately. Keep food. Why open the toilet? Just go to the deck and solve it. Let''s go. I''ll take you."


    Luhani was not embarrassed and ran away with Li Tiezhu.


    The director shouted, "don''t follow the camera, don''t follow."


    Deng Chao and Chen Chichi looked at each other. Deng Chao said, "did they complicate things?"


    Chen Chichi: "yes, don''t throw away the beer bottles after drinking."


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 Chapter 191

    Li Tiezhu and Luhani stood side by side on the stern deck. The deer still yelled with a red face. The staff were scared to hide and peek. Of course, they couldn''t see anything.


    Li Tiezhu confirmed one thing. The round faced fat deer can''t drink. It''s obvious that he''s on top.


    It seems that in order to prove Li Tiezhu''s observation, Luhani quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "do you have anything with Zhu Er? How do you feel?"


    Li Tiezhu: "is this the dialogue between brother-in-law? Besides, you still wear wheat."


    Luhani smiled: "ha ha... I forgot to record the program."


    After returning to the small hall, the round faced fat deer, who was not very rich, started the buying mode. Chen Chichi couldn''t persuade him.


    The program team took the opportunity to do things and answer questions.


    Fat deer was lucky enough to draw a football question and earn a box of Zhou black duck.


    Li Tiezhu was forced by his intelligence and insight and resolutely refused to participate, but he still bought a lot of things. Anyway, he didn''t dig for the money of the program group.


    Originally, Li Tiezhu had 500 yuan in hand. He could pay the group fee without working tomorrow. As a result, he spent less than half of it.


    Finally, several people finally discussed the problem of working. The director was very thief and said he could ask friends for help.


    Deng Chao shook his head: "it''s no good. We''re already in the pit. How can we pit friends?"


    As soon as the soul asks, let the air suddenly quiet.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "isn''t that what my friend used to pit?"


    Luhani: "come on, let''s eat together. This is a friend."


    Li Tiezhu: "that is, never forget your friends when you are suffering. Let them experience the dangers of society."


    Luhani: "ah? Ah? Ha ha..."


    We talked about several people. Finally, because Zhoushan is rich in seafood, we thought of Fang Bo and called decisively.


    When the phone is connected, the conversation between authentic and non authentic clam flavor Qingdao dialect begins.


    "Hello?"


    "Bo Ge''er?"


    "BOGO."


    "BOGO."


    "What are you doing, BOGO?"


    After a few words, BOGO felt something wrong: "Zhoushan? Listen, something''s wrong. What are you doing? Just say it."


    Deng Chao: "I really don''t do anything, just get together and have dinner. Tomorrow is a very traditional Seafood Festival in Zhoushan. We go to eat seafood, including me, Chen Chichi, Luhani and Li Tiezhu."


    Fang Bo: "that sounds good."


    Deng Chao: "I really miss you."


    Fang Bo: "I''m very scared when you say that, especially when Li Tiezhu is here. As soon as he is there, I''ll end up miserable. I''ll tell you."


    Deng Chao: "what''s the matter?"


    Fang Bo: "Li Tiezhu tied me up in a variety show for the first time and kicked me in a movie for the first time. You know what? He turned me over on the spot and smeared half a bottle of safflower oil."


    Deng Chao and others laughed.


    Li Tiezhu touched his nose and leaned up: "brother Bo, come on, come on, I won''t tie you or kick you this time. I''ll treat you to seafood."


    Fang Bo: "your words are not believable."


    Then Deng Chao and Chen Chichi took turns fooling, and Fang Bo still hesitated.


    Li Tiezhu launched his skills and said, "BOGO, I invite you to eat seafood and apologize. If you don''t come, you know, my brain is hard to use. I''ll meet you next time..."


    Fang Bo: "I''ll come. I like seafood very much. Remember what you said, Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, I won''t tie you."


    Are you kidding? Tied up, how can you work to make money?


    After fooling Fang Bo


    It''s another wave of buying, because after ten o''clock, the price of goods is greatly reduced, which is the routine of the program group. Li Tiezhu and Deng Chao generously bought a lot of food and drink, and Chen Chichi drank a little.


    Finally, when the party came to the door of the room, they were silly, fifty-one!!


    Li Tiezhu opened a room and four people slept in a room. If the bed is not wide enough, sleep horizontally, barely enough, but your feet are outside.


    If one of the four people wakes up a little, he will open another room.


    Yes, Li Tiezhu also took the lead. He bought more than ten tons of beer just now. As a result, four people drank too much. I don''t know what brand of beer is. It''s still very popular.


    Brother Chao went nervously to study towel paper and life jacket.


    Li Tiezhu went to move the square sofa stool in the small hall, carried it to the room two by two, said to put his feet on it, and walked carelessly.


    Luhani went to bed: "friend, don''t you give me any space?"


    Chen Chichi lay in the middle of the bed: "ha ha..."


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    At 4:30 the next morning, before dawn, four people stood yawning on overtime and were awakened by Wang Tieyi''s hot ear song.


    After getting off the boat to eat noodles, he picked up Fang Bo and went to work. This is Li Tiezhu''s strength.


    Deng Chao grinds and haw finds a job moving seafood for most of the day, but Li Tiezhu has moved next door for nearly an hour. The young man has a good waist. Li Tiezhu casually worked for three hours and got 300 to meet everyone.


    When he found Fang Bo, he was picking small yellow croaker to send home.


    Luhani and Wang tie are very confused, but they dare not say that Fang Bo is very happy to see Tiezhu and hurry to complain.


    Li Tiezhu went to Fang Bo: "brother Bo, send seafood home?"


    Fang Bo swallowed his saliva, and Li Tiezhu of the team had a little psychological shadow: "don''t come here! What, it''s hard to come to Zhoushan and don''t send some home. What a waste?"


    Li Tiezhu: "are you sure?"


    Fang Bo hesitated: "iron pillar, don''t do it! Boss, divide it into two parts. My family sends one and iron pillar sends one. Is that always OK?"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you! Please help me pick another 400 yuan and I''ll spend it all. BOGO, I''ll give you 100 yuan and treat you to seafood."


    With that, Li Tiezhu handed Fang Bo 100 yuan.


    Fang Bo immediately took the money, continued to pick seafood and gave it back to Li Tiezhu.


    Luhani and Wang tie are crazy. Which end are you, Li Tiezhu?


    Li Tiezhu ignored and called the old man, saying that he had sent seafood to his family and made up more.


    "Ah, yes, is it still painful when it rains? They say this little yellow croaker stew hey, Bashi... I also bought some sea cucumbers and other seafood I can''t find. When you see the whole, give Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua a tooth offering..."


    Although his cell phone was confiscated, he remembered the number.


    When Chen Chichi knew that Li Tiezhu had spent all the 200 left last night and the 300 earned today, his heart collapsed.


    Chen Chichi hysterical: "how do you learn from Fang Bo? He is an outsider. We are permanent guests. We spend our money ourselves."


    Li Tiezhu took out his ear: "you can''t fool me. I''m also a guest. I signed two contracts. This one comes, and next time only one comes."


    Chen Chichi came to Li Tiezhu''s ear and whispered in Sichuan Dialect:


    "I''ll tell you a hammer!"


    So they had to go fishing when they didn''t have enough money. At least they made enough money and ate a meal.


    When he came out of the restaurant, the director motioned that Li Tiezhu could leave first.


    Li Tiezhu still has a little more meaning: "ah? Really? This episode is finished? Is your program so popular?"


    Director Yan: "


    Luhani: "Tiezhu, this is our program, not your program."


    Director Yan: "after the CCTV rehearsal, Li Tiezhu, come back quickly. It is estimated that you can catch up with the third phase."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t take two steps with his bag on his back and looked back: "what do you mean? Where am I going? What''s the third phase?"


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed.


    Director Yan: "well, didn''t you let me talk to your agent about changing the contract that day? We talked about it. You are now one of the permanent guests of this program. But since you still have Spring Festival Gala rehearsal and studies, we authorize you to be absent for up to six periods, that is, you have to attend at least six periods."


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t I know..."


    Fang Bo gloated on one side.


    Chen Chichi said angrily, "I told you that you are a permanent guest. You don''t believe it! Losers, we work hard. You sent 500 yuan home alone. I don''t want to talk to you!"


    Luhani: "hahaha... Three ha has been changed to four ha. Don''t you have any points in mind? Come back early."


    Deng Chao patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "sorry! If I were you, I would open the agent when I go back. I don''t want this kind of agent."


    Fang Bo: "penguins are unreliable. They are all open. Come and sign our company."


    Li Tiezhu ignored the bad guys, took back his mobile phone, turned and left.


    The program team left for Yiwu. It is said that on the way, Fang Bo also left Luhani, Chen Chichi and Deng Chao in the service area. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu didn''t go.


    Li Tiezhu called Zhang Xiaomeng and asked what was going on. Zhang Xiaomeng said that song Zhuer asked him to do so. He was the perfect pot back man. He also said that he was going to inform Li Tiezhu about the contract, but Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone was taken away, so Li Tiezhu was hard to say.


    He paid for the boat back to the East China Sea. It was dark when Li Tiezhu arrived at his apartment.


    The apartment has taken on a new look and added many things. It looks a little warm, but the people in the room have left. Lengba went to Kyoto by plane in the afternoon. Li Tiezhu also packed his bags when he came back. Soon he went to the airport with his box.


    In the rehearsal the next day, Li Tiezhu didn''t perform very well. It was still a problem of singing.


    Mr. Han Hong, who sang with him, left Li Tiezhu alone to practice for a day, systematically stroked his singing skills and asked him to go back and practice more by himself.


    Lengba flew back to Hengdian after the rehearsal. In full view of the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, she didn''t dare to provoke Li Tiezhu, and Li Tiezhu knew how to behave.


    Director Yang of the Spring Festival Gala has nodded a lot these two days. What Huage king has found a relationship and wants him to cut in the line for the Spring Festival Gala?


    Want someone in? No problem, every year, but who replaced it?


    Squeeze out Li Tiezhu?


    Are you crazy? Han Hong took the initiative to sing with Li Tiezhu. Liu Wanyun, Liu Lao''s baby daughter, called to take care of Li Tiezhu and said she would call me Tiezhu. You want me to replace him? Isn''t that even Han Hong?


    In the end, Li Tiezhu was not replaced, but there were some rumors that discredited Li Tiezhu on the Internet.


    After the rehearsal, Li Tiezhu didn''t go to SiHa program group, but flew back to Shudu to take the test.


    Zhang Xiaomeng has been nagging Li Tiezhu for a long time these days and asked him to hurry to SiHa program group. In order to make Li Tiezhu a permanent guest, he even pushed the variety show of king to Xiao Wang.


    These days, there are not many artists who can become one of the main stars as soon as they make their debut, and they are also new programs of Yan Dao, Chao Ge, Chichi and Xiaolu.


    Li Tiezhu is as stubborn as a donkey. I don''t want you to think, I want me to think.


    Isn''t it phase six? I went to the second stage and the third stage. Finally, I went to Lanzhou and Ali, two places with good scenery. Anyway, I didn''t specify when I had to go.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu has been communicating with lengba wechat about doing Huanggang secret volume these two days.


    This is the top priority!


    Learning makes me happy!


    Two days later, lengba sent a message: "I asked my assistant to rent a remote home stay. Do you have time recently?"


    Li Tiezhu replied, "just after the exam, I just want to come to Hengdian to exercise my acting skills. You send me the home stay address, and I can come and make up for you. I can ask the teacher for advice on acting skills when I''m free in the evening."


    Lengba: "bah! Hypocrisy."


    It was Friday, November 4th.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu asked the little prince against the wind for leave and went to the airport with a salute.


    Zhang Xiaomeng personally sent it to Dongsheng Airport: "what''s your situation? Ha ha, ha ha, the first stage is finished. There''s a trailer tonight. You have to rest for three days before shooting. What are you doing now?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll go to Hengdian."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "didn''t you say to go to SiHa? Why do you suddenly want to go to Hengdian?"


    Li Tiezhu said in his righteous words: "I went to Hengdian to learn acting skills and find those well-known actors to guide me on the spot, which is helpful for the art examination after the new year. At the same time, I can also run Longtao to accumulate experience. Brother Yao took me for two days, and then I went to SiHa."


    Zhang Xiaomeng nodded again and again: "it''s good! It''s rare that you can make such modest progress now that you are so popular. Don''t worry. Leave it to me at home. I''ll fix the house decoration for you."


    "Hard work!"


    "What doesn''t exist, work hard! Struggle!"


    Carrying the box, Li Tiezhu said goodbye to the blood boiling Zhang Xiaomeng, thinking that he really had to work hard this time.


    I bought a ticket at 3:30 p.m. and it''s not a discount ticket.


    That''s how extravagant it is!


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    Lengba, the crew of "beautiful Huizhen", has ng eight times, which has never happened before. She is obviously absent-minded today. No, it should be said that she is completely perfunctory.


    During the performance, he forgot to say his lines, was distracted during the performance, and sometimes made strange laughter. What''s more terrible is that when he was resting, a person lowered his head and said something in his mouth


    The director called her over: "lengba, you''re not in the right state today. Why don''t you go back to the hotel to have a rest? Let''s shoot something else today."


    Lengba nodded: "good director, let''s do it again."


    "I told you to go back and rest, not again."


    "Ah? Me?"


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    The director was a little frightened and resolutely persuaded lengba back.


    When lengba left, she hummed a song, like the Persian cat.


    Yesterday, lengba asked her assistant to rent a B & B far from the crew with her ID card. It''s a two-story house. The location is a little biased, but the decoration is very warm.


    Then she drove the assistant away: "Xiao Yun, you go back and have a rest. I entertain an old classmate, and she also came here to play the female number two of a play. I won''t go back to the hotel these days and stay with her here."


    Xiaoyun put lengba''s suitcase away and said, "OK, you and Tiezhu pay attention to safety. Sister Mi asked me to remind you!"


    Lengba: "


    Xiao Yun has been with her for several years. Everything is good, but she doesn''t speak very well.

 Chapter 192

    After getting off the plane, Li Tiezhu bought sunglasses, masks and duck tongue hats at the airport, fully armed and headed for the location sent by the mobile phone.


    Passing by a pink store, Li Tiezhu thought and went in to buy a box of apple flavor.


    When they came to the B & B, they were both a little embarrassed.


    Lengba: "do you drink water?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve had dinner. I''m on the plane."


    Lengba: "isn''t the meal on the plane expensive? Why are you so willing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Lengba: "Er, sorry, I''m a little confused."


    Li Tiezhu: "me too."


    Then silence.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help asking, "teacher cat, why are you... Ready?"


    "Puff......" lengba smiled and punched Li Tiezhu, "what is cat teacher? I, ha ha... I ate a big melon and suddenly stopped tangled."


    "What big melon?"


    "Sister Mi took Xiaoxun, who is almost four years old. Moreover, she pushed it hard... Ha ha ha, Hiccup!"


    "Ah? You said you weren''t ready. Are you worrying that I''m younger than you?"


    "Otherwise?"


    "In fact, it''s not necessary. After all, I''m old and don''t look like eighteen."


    Lengba took out her mobile phone: "speaking of xianlao, I brushed a video of Zong Xiaobao. I''ll show you. I''m so happy..."


    Li Tiezhu came up and said, "the one that looks darker than me?"


    Lengba: "yes, it''s him. I''ll look for it."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t look for it."


    Lengba: "it''s really funny. You must have seen it... Huh!"


    After a beating, a very disharmonious picture appeared on the sofa in the living room. Li Tiezhu took out the apple flavor. Lengba''s tears blurred her eyes and bit her lips.


    Then lengba''s tears fell down. He underestimated Li Tiezhu and measured it himself.


    Li Tiezhu is very gentle and wipes away tears for lengba.


    Lengba shook her head and said, "it''s all right. Do you remember the ''razor'' I saw in my house? It''s used to... I specialized in shaving before you came..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly tore up the armistice agreement and bombed wildly.


    Lengba really cried and leaned against Li Tiezhu''s arms trembling. Her face was stained with tears and looked miserable: "let''s talk?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and accepted the other party''s Surrender: "OK, what do you think of the situation in Syria?"


    "Poof..."


    "What are you laughing at? We are going to take the college entrance examination, current affairs and politics."


    "It''s better not to chat."


    "While continuing, talk about the situation in the Middle East? Extremist forces have been gaining momentum recently, and the Syrian authorities have collapsed..."


    "HMM... the extremist forces are really powerful. But sooner or later, er... They will disarm and surrender."


    "The recent election in the United States is very interesting. It''s very reliable. Such people can run."


    "I can''t understand..."


    "If he is elected, can the American people stand his tossing?"


    "I can''t stand it... I can toss too much..."


    "I bet he won''t win."


    "Yes!!"


    "Are you so optimistic about him? You''re against me. You''ll cry."


    "Just cry... I don''t need your pity..."


    "It''s very reliable. You must... Choose! No! Go!"


    "Woo woo... I don''t believe it."


    "Believe it or not?"


    After a while, lengba, who was full of tears, was finally persuaded and panted: "believe it, believe it..."


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu slapped: "dare you next time?"


    "Dare!"


    "Do you still cry?"


    "Cry!"


    After a long time, the wind calmed down.


    Li Tiezhu turned on the TV and happened to play the 0 issue of ha ha ha, that is, the trailer. Li Tiezhu''s expression of despair after being abducted into the ship shouted that he would go back to his apartment to do Huanggang secret roll.


    In her arms, lengba chuckled, raised her head and asked, "Huanggang secret roll, is it fun?"


    Li Tiezhu pinched the test paper and said, "I can make a few more."


    The cat asked again, "your Huanggang secret paper is newly opened and can''t stand it, but have you... Done any other improper papers? So skillful!"


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    After watching the SiHa trailer for an hour, they were also hungry. After all, killing cats is also an individual job.


    Lengba''s Assistant prepares some ingredients in the refrigerator. Li Tiezhu goes to the kitchen to cook and stew fish soup. When he is half busy, lengba hugs Li Tiezhu from behind.


    Li Tiezhu: "is it better?"


    Lengba nodded, "yes."


    "I thought you had experienced..."


    "No, but you... It''s terrible."


    "Cat, it''s nice of you to cry."


    "Annoying."


    "But why do you cry? It''s amazing!"


    "I don''t know."


    Li Tiezhu covered the pot, stewed slowly over a low heat, turned around and said, "let me teach you how to cook? How about stewed fish soup?"


    Leng baling was stunned and found that Li Tiezhu''s eyes were burning with fire. He just smiled: "I''m afraid I can''t learn and will cry."


    "It''s all right. Learn while crying."


    "Well... You should teach me carefully. Don''t cut corners..."


    "Do you think the fish soup is white?"


    "White!"


    "First of all, if the crucian carp is the freshest."


    "It''s very fresh. I killed it today. You killed it yourself!"


    "The scales and fins should be stripped clean. Don''t leave any at all."


    "Then strip it off."


    "Change the flower knife on both sides and use onion, ginger and cooking wine to remove the fishiness. Remember, ginger fortress goes into the belly of fish."


    "Yes... It''s already inside. Don''t..."


    "Marinate for 15 minutes, heat the pot and fry the crucian carp with lard."


    "Ah, oh... Do you want to fry it very hard?"


    "That''s not necessary, just fry both sides. Now change one side."


    "Change it... Wait, apple!"


    "What apple?"


    "Apple."


    "Shut up, you don''t need apples to cook fish soup."


    "Then cook carefully and don''t spill..."


    "Then add water."


    "Hiss... Do you want a lot of water?"


    "No, just the right amount."


    "Now... Is it enough?"


    "Just the right amount. The next thing is to cook fiercely!"


    "Hum... The fish will boil."


    "Just cook it."


    "Has the fire been boiling? Hahn..."


    "Always."


    "The fish is really rotten. It''s terrible. It''s terrible... Wuwuwuwu..."


    "Why are you crying?"


    "Fish, what a pity! Ha! Woo woo..."


    "Do you think the soup is getting whiter and whiter?"


    "Yes!!"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "I''m stupid and can''t learn. I don''t want to learn anymore. Wuwuwuwu... Teacher Tiezhu, please scold me! Scold me... Wuwu..."


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    "Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu..."


    Li Tiezhu, who was a teacher for the second time, hated that iron was not steel. He scolded lengba with the heaviest words for ten minutes before he stopped. Lengba squatted on the ground and cried with tears and... Tears all over her face.


    Li Tiezhu took the fish and fish bones out of the pot and added radish and cabbage to comfort lengba.


    Lengba didn''t cry, but she was still sobbing. Her legs were soft and she couldn''t stand up.


    Li Tiezhu picked lengba up, scooped a spoonful of fish soup, tasted it himself, and handed it to lengba to drink.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "is the fish soup good?"


    Lengba''s face turned red when he brushed it. His head was buried in Li Tiezhu''s chest and didn''t dare to lift it up: "it''s good to cry. Thank you, master!"


    Li Tiezhu wondered why he was shy after drinking fish soup?


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu looked at the homework help. He couldn''t learn it, so he went to teach lengba to sing.


    Li Tiezhu asked her to sing the song "cool". We should test whether she would often run out of tune. As a result, she ran out of tune, and every sentence ran out of tune. Li Tiezhu patiently corrected her, again and again, not impatient at all.


    But lengba learned more and more wildly and sang in a mess. She couldn''t remember the lyrics. I know.


    Li Tiezhu was very angry and gave her a hard lesson. Lengba cried again. But this time, Li Tiezhu didn''t feel soft hearted and cry? Cry and sing! Finish! Enunciation must be clear and the rhythm must be accurate.


    Half an hour later, lengba finished singing in tears. She was so tired that she fell asleep on Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu also fell asleep.


    Now, he has really deteriorated. He has no psychological burden for making lengba cry. He is neither ashamed nor self reproach, and enjoys it.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu forced lengba to wake up and forced her to recite English words with him. If she recited wrong words, she had to be beaten. Lengba was forced to recite them for more than half an hour. She was beaten and cried and knelt down to beg for mercy. Finally, I really couldn''t. I had to recite the words with my mouth, but I finally finished reciting them.


    Lengba cried so hard that she couldn''t get out of bed today.


    Li Tiezhu let her go and let her continue to sleep. However, Li Tiezhu finished washing himself and went to find the crew. It''s no good not to go. I''m afraid I can''t help bullying that big sister when I stay here. It''s not good. Crying too much is bad for my health.


    Lengba narrowly escaped death. Wrapped in a quilt, she felt like a crucian carp that had survived. It was about to fall apart. The snow mountains and valleys were hot and painful. The iron column boiled fish soup was really powerful!


    Now she just wants to lie still for a day.


    Talk about current affairs and politics, learn to cook fish soup, test singing, recite English words, and interact for four times. Lengba, who was killed for the first time, is already overwhelmed.


    She wanted to refuse, but when she saw the thirst for knowledge in Li Tiezhu''s hot eyes, she couldn''t help compromising. The cat was not afraid to cry.


    ¡­¡­


    When Li Tiezhu stood in front of Gaoxi again, Gaoxi''s head was big.


    Gao Xixi scratched his head: "it''s not impossible to run a dragon suit. Go to find Nie Yao. When he plays that scene, you can follow him to play a guest role and let him take you."


    Li Tiezhu said happily, "brother Yao has finished shooting the game promotional film?"


    "He came back three days ago. I''m lucky."


    "What good luck?"


    "Nothing. I''ll call him right now. Just go straight over."


    "Thank you, director Gao! Don''t scratch your head. That''s how my head teacher, the little prince against the wind, scratched his bald."


    "You are so... Get out!"


    Director Gao sent Li Tiezhu away in a friendly way and breathed a sigh.


    Li Tiezhu soon found Nie Yao in another shooting area. This time, he was playing a literary drama, wearing ancient official clothes and two beards.


    Brother Yao was very enthusiastic. He was wearing an ancient costume, holding a cigarette and flicking an ash: "brother, that song" dream back to the Three Kingdoms "is also awesome! With the game promotional film taken this time, tut Tut, it must have a good effect!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "has the promotional film come out?"


    Brother Yao: "not yet. How can it be so fast? The later special effects are very troublesome."


    Nie Yao is still very loyal. He plays a guest role with Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu is a soldier standing by the door, a minister in the background, and a boy of whose family. However, they are not completed well, and there are many moths.


    In the afternoon, a fairy daughter came to visit the class with a bag of fruit.


    "Iron pillar! Don''t tell me when you come to Hengdian? I''m covering you! I''m kidding. I''m an old artist."


    Although songzhu''er has no friends in the circle, he still adheres to the gift giving rule and gives fruit to all the stars and supporting actors, including the staff and Longtao.


    Naturally, Nie Yao''s share is indispensable.


    After being sent to the hot search by Li Tiezhu last time, Nie Yao''s popularity has soared, his film pay is a little higher, and many variety shows have come to him. The last thing I wanted was the tiktok, the kind of straight manhood, like silicone exploding.


    Therefore, Nie Yao is really grateful to Li Tiezhu. This brother is reliable.


    Nie Yao smiled: "you''re really chasing! You''re chasing from the Jiuzhou crew to the Three Kingdoms crew."


    Song Zhuer smiled: "brother Yao, I haven''t seen you for a long time. I''ll give you a set of thermos cups. It''s best for the elderly to soak medlar."


    Nie Yao: "thank you very much... You and Li Tiezhu are a pair made in heaven!"


    Songzhu''er waved his hand: "you''re welcome! Tiezhu, are you still acting? Let''s go shopping."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I have two more plays. How did you find them?"


    Tiktok: "if you hadn''t played the ng funny video, you wouldn''t know that you came to the store, huh! You''re avoiding me intentionally?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, of course, he deliberately avoided you. Do you still need to guess?


    Which shameless video?


    Gao Xixi has deep skills and fame. Pine and bamboo add oil and quickly take Li Tiezhu away. Thank you. The progress of the crew is slow enough to withstand the toss. In another week, the whole three kingdoms will be finished.


    With the participation of songzhuer, the next two scenes were not made, and Li Tiezhu was forced to leave the crew ahead of time.


    Songzhu''er took Li Tiezhu to eat snacks all the way, but Li Tiezhu was only worried about whether the injury at home was better. After all, she said that her crotch was about to break, and she didn''t know if there was any exaggeration.


    "This bean curd is delicious!"


    "Not delicious."


    "Sweet is delicious. Do you like salty ones?"


    "No! I''m from daxichuan. To eat bean curd, you should put sugar, salt, soy sauce and two spoonfuls of soul red oil and chili."


    "Oh, you are neutral."


    Li Tiezhu felt very frustrated, but he always failed to get rid of pine and bamboo.


    I still want to go back early and kill twenty-four hours and five.


    "Do you have a place to stay? If not, go to my hotel. I have two rooms and one is empty," Song Zhuer asked


    Li Tiezhu: "I have a place to live."


    Matsutake was curious: "really? I''ll go and have a look. It''s not good if the environment is bad."


    "The environment is very good, but... It''s inconvenient to live with people."


    "Actor''s shared dormitory? The Three Kingdoms crew is too stingy. I won''t go to see it. Tut tut... You say you are also a star. Why don''t you fight for yourself after the Spring Festival Gala?"


    "I think it''s good..."


    Li Tiezhu is a little shy and really good. The environment there is claustrophobic. Cats can cry as much as they want, how to cry, cough


    Deng Deng


    When the cat sent a video call, songzhuer glared, and Li Tiezhu was a little square.


    "Pick it up!"


    "That''s nothing, so don''t answer it."


    "Connect!"


    "Hey... My cell phone, what''s your business?"


    Songzhu''er was never wordy. He grabbed the phone and connected it. Lengba''s lazy and tired image immediately came from the opposite side.


    Lengba said, "I''m hungry. I want soup."


    Li Tiezhu''s body temperature rose instantly.


    Song Zhuer said, "order takeout yourself! Li Tiezhu is studying acting. He will take an art test next year. Can you not delay his future?"


    Lengba shivered: "Er ha? Are you together? I''m scared to death!"


    Matsushita: "can you put on your clothes and give a video? Do you want a face? Sister lengba, do you think Tiezhu is honest and always bullies him?"


    Lengba said, "he''s honest? Poof... Cooking fish soup and reciting English words is also called honesty? He''s not smart, but he''s still quite creative, hip-hop! Forget it, I won''t tell you, you don''t understand, I''ll hang up."


    Toot~


    Songzhuer was furious: "why isn''t Tiezhu smart? He''s so smart! You''re just jealous. I''ll tell you!"


    Li Tiezhu was rather ashamed: "people are dead. What are you talking about?"


    "I just think you''re smart. You''re as smart as me."


    "Well... Thank you for your compliment."


    They ran to buy milk tea and sat by the side of the road to watch a group of old women dance square dance. They both wore masks to disguise themselves. They had to lift their masks to drink milk tea secretly. It took more than half an hour to see it, but songzhuer was very happy. She smiled happily at the graceful dance of the grannies.


    The sky gradually darkened, and songzhuer suddenly became silent.


    Li Tiezhu said, "spicy claw, why don''t I invite you to dinner? What do you want to eat?"


    Songzhu''er shook his head slightly: "I delayed you. You wanted to drive me away long ago, didn''t you? I shamelessly relied on you. You''re actually annoying me, aren''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zhuer is actually very smart and sensitive.


    Li Tiezhu always knew that she just pretended to be stupid most of the time.


    Today, lengba''s video call has actually exposed a lot of information. It''s impossible for her brain not to understand, but she was stunned and forced to be tired of Li Tiezhu for more than three hours.


    Besides, she knew a lot last time.


    Songzhuer''s eyes were red and looked at Li Tiezhu: "today, I haven''t kissed you yet."


    Li Tiezhu: "Zhu Er... I..."


    Only in the most serious time, he would call her zhu''er. Most of the time, he would call her spicy claw.


    Songzhu''er seemed to be laughing, but the tears in her eyes gathered more and more: "in fact, you like me, don''t you? I can feel that when you held my hand that day, I can feel your heart beat as fast as me... But you were with her first. In fact, I wouldn''t mind, but if you mind, I still don''t strive for success..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I really have a feeling for you. You are very good. I believe there will be good boys..."


    Songzhu''er suddenly jumped up and laughed wildly on his hips: "hahaha! Was it played by me? Oh, Ho, Ho, Ho... It really moved me. Hey, hey, hey! Was it cheated by me? Look where you''re hiding. Take off your mask!"


    Li Tiezhu looked thrilled: "are you schizophrenic?"


    Songzhu''er gathered together to collect. Finally, Li Tiezhu was forced to kiss for a long time, enough for grannies to break their legs.


    After leaving, Li Tiezhu was full of guilt: "I used to think I was a good man, but now I find myself very scum..."


    Songzhu''er snorted coldly, "don''t take credit for yourself. This is the result of my labor! I say I kiss you once I see you, and do what I say! It has something to do with you? I''m so wild!"


    Li Tiezhu stared at songzhu''er: "if you want to cry, cry."


    Matsushita looked strange and grinned: "hey? I kissed my man. What am I crying for? You cry? Let''s go!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak and watched her back fade away.


    Songzhu''er left at a pace of disobedience, but as he walked, his shoulders began to shrug, then covered his face with his hands, and then ran away.


    Li Tiezhu saw it all in his eyes. Without if, he could only say that he was too scum.


    Lengba is right, and zhu''er is sincere. Li Tiezhu must be wrong.


    Songzhuer''s acting skills are really good. The hazy tears in front are true, and the wild laughter on her hips in the back is the embodiment of her acting skills. Behind her slightly rogue smile, no one knows how painful she is in her heart.


    ¡­¡­


    Back to the B & B, Li Tiezhu was a little confused. After watching lengba sleeping, he went to the kitchen to cook.


    When the meal was about to be ready, lengba came out wrapped in thick pajamas and leaned against the kitchen door to see Li Tiezhu, with gentle eyes and some love.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "wake up? You can eat right away."


    Lengba smiled slowly: "did she cry?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "who?"


    Lengba: "she actually paid more for you than anyone, including me. To tell you the truth, in the previous situation, even if I was not limited, I didn''t dare to be as unscrupulous as her. Have you ever thought about it? If I failed, she would be doomed under the attack of female boxers."


    Li Tiezhu: "you say songzhuer? She''s just a child''s temper. It''ll be better after this period of time."


    "You clearly like others. You can lie to yourself or me, but you can''t lie to her."


    "Hey... What can I do?"


    "I know she''s after you. Now the whole network is full of gossip about you and her. Don''t I still tell you I''m ready?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "She knows that the relationship between me and you is not pure, but she is still openly pursuing you and gambling on the future of her life. She has never flinched even half a step from beginning to end."


    "So..."


    "So, in fact, she and I don''t mind. What really cares is yourself."


    "But I have to care. You and she are good girls and shouldn''t be wronged."


    Lengba shook her head slightly: "it''s impossible to say that she doesn''t care at all, but how can things be satisfactory? Listen to this."


    She picked up her mobile phone and clicked on a wechat, which was sent by songzhuer with a cry:


    "Sister lengba, that... I bought a LV bag, but it''s not suitable for me. I think you deserve it. Give me an address and I''ll send it to you... I just think you''re very good-looking and should match this bag..."


    Li Tiezhu''s eyebrows are frowned. He is not afraid of pine and bamboo. Can he send such a humble voice message?!


    Lengba: "don''t worry, we''re not suitable for public."


    Li Tiezhu: "will this be too..."


    Lengba was very angry and directly changed to Nezha: "scum man is just scum man. What''s the matter? There are fewer scum men in this circle? You''re not much more than you, and you''re not much less. Don''t treat yourself as a saint! Zhu Er and I don''t care. You pack an egg?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "well... Call her home for dinner later? I''ll make her a small hot pot."


    Lengba: "I''ll have tripe soup."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


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    PS: today I went back to my hometown and drove for a few hours. I don''t know if it''s time for the second time. If you don''t have time, please forgive me!

 Chapter 193

    Lengba shrugged her shoulders: "that is, songzhu''er''s simple and foolish iron head baby. If there were someone else, I wouldn''t be so generous. I envy her character. If only I had her so natural and unrestrained..."


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, she is not as happy and unscrupulous as everyone thought. She has depression."


    "True or false?"


    "Really, I''ve seen the photos, cases and treatment plans in her mobile phone."


    "So she usually pretends?"


    "It''s not pretended. She''s just slightly depressed. She''s uncomfortable when she''s alone. She can have fun when she''s alone."


    "That''s OK. I like her better when you say so. It''s really not easy."


    "Teacher, come and see your favorite tripe soup. Do you want to learn?"


    "Don''t learn."


    "Learn, many skills don''t pressure you."


    "Really don''t learn, iron pillar, will you spare me tonight?"


    "Hmm? I mean, I really learn to cook soup. You can make it for yourself when you''re alone."


    "A little swollen."


    "Ah? Cough..."


    Li Tiezhu''s expression became strange. Lengba ran to hit Li Tiezhu.


    After eating and drinking soup, Li Tiezhu was also very honest and did not move. After all, the cat was unbearable. They hugged each other on the sofa and watched a rather boring TV play with great interest.


    (I didn''t save the manuscript. I got home at 6:30. After dinner at 8:00, I rushed 4000 words in two hours. Fortunately, I prepared a detailed outline last night)


    Until almost eleven o''clock, Li Tiezhu looked at his mobile phone and was a little confused.


    After that, he would look at his cell phone every few minutes.


    Lengba asked, "what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "generally, after 10 o''clock, songzhuer should make a video call. Didn''t he also make a video call for more than ten minutes before teaching you to sing last night? It''s not normal tonight."


    Lengba looked at Li Tiezhu strangely: "you are a straight man!"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "what do you mean?"


    Lengba put her head on Li Tiezhu''s leg and said, "she cried today. It''s strange that she can be normal! Can''t you call her?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, and his cell phone rang. It was a call from agent Zhang Xiaomeng.


    "Hello? Brother Meng, what''s up?"


    "The director group of SiHa called me and said that the quality of the last three phases of SiHa couldn''t keep up, and the head of the later phase group was blown, so they couldn''t cut the good effect of phase 0 and phase 1. Therefore, they asked me to ask you to go to the program group before tomorrow evening, saying that the main creative team would have a meeting in the evening."


    "Oh, I see."


    "In addition, director Yan seems to imply that he wants to give you more shots. The laughter of the guests in the last three issues is too poor, and the sense of variety is also insufficient. If you want to show more, director Yan seems to value your sense of variety, and even point to you to improve the quality."


    "Me? I''m afraid it''s a little difficult. After all, I''m just a newcomer."


    "Don''t be under pressure. Director Yan and I are very optimistic about you. You don''t need to perform anything deliberately. Just let go, just like in masked singer. Come on!"


    "OK, thanks, brother Meng! Rest early."


    "You too. Oh, by the way, there''s another thing. Today your album ranked first in quarterly sales, and sales are still soaring. This time it may break the record! You''re ready to receive the award at the end of the year."


    "First? What award do you receive? Is there a bonus?"


    "What the hell is the bonus? I''ll know then. Hang up."


    "Bye."


    Li Tiezhu hung up the phone and was a little confused. He shouldn''t have. Brother Chao and brother Chi have a smile. Although hanigo is an idol, he also has a sense of variety now. How can the quality decline?


    However, the effect of "masked singer" broadcast two days ago was very good. In that period, Li Tiezhu occupied almost half of the laugh points, and Sun Nan and Yang Mi were completely overshadowed by Li Tiezhu.


    The variety achievement value of that period also rose 132 points to 617 points. It seems that if you record a few more issues of SiHa, you can save enough 1000.


    And music achievements have also increased a lot due to the sales of albums.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 19 points.


    Music Achievement: 1228 points.


    Variety achievement: 617 points.


    Film and television achievements: 55 points.


    Tiktok: 38 million 350 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 53%.


    Eh?


    Four kill! It''s only 8 points tame? Last time I was in the East China Sea, I was dazed and pressed her in the morning. Everything rose a lot. What''s the matter? On what basis? Evil? Not in a too serious way?


    Li Tiezhu looked down at the exquisite side face of the great beauty on his leg and couldn''t figure it out.


    He picked up his cell phone and made a video call to songzhuer. The bell rang for a long time and no one answered. Li Tiezhu was worried.


    Fortunately, I did.


    "Bamboo?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    There was no sound and no one in the picture. It was a corner of the room. The picture was shaking. Obviously, the mobile phone was in his hand.


    "Spicy claw? Nezha?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Don''t scare me. I''ll call the police again."


    "What did you call the police? Call the police and catch yourself. Hum..."


    The picture moved and aimed at songzhuer''s face. It was still so beautiful, but it was a little haggard and her hair was very messy.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter with you?"


    Songzhu''er put his mobile phone on the shelf and stepped back. He sat lonely on the carpet with his knees in his hands. When he heard Li Tiezhu''s question, he shook his head silently.


    "Are you okay? Are you sick?"


    "Yes."


    "Ah? Do you want to go to the hospital?"


    "I have medicine."


    "Oh... It''s hard again? Would it be better to talk to me?"


    "Aren''t you busy? I''m afraid to disturb you."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "what am I busy with?"


    Songzhu''er''s face was expressionless: "I''m busy making dolls with sister lengba."


    Li Tiezhu''s expression was not very natural and said, "what, I''ll stew you papaya and pig''s feet soup tomorrow, OK? You''ll come early tomorrow morning and we''ll go shopping together."


    Songzhu''er tilted his head: "is sister lengba gone?"


    "No. She''s there, too. Cough..."


    "Iron pillar, do you want to persuade me to have dinner?"


    "I won''t advise you. You can do whatever you want. I''ve figured it out."


    This sentence, Li Tiezhu said a little ashamed.


    Songzhuer''s head tilted to the other side: "huh?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I don''t know how to explain to you..."


    Songzhuer suddenly squirmed in front of the camera, his expression suddenly became a little excited, his eyes flashed a strange light, and his voice was hoarse: "Li Tiezhu, are you going to open the harem?"


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    Lengba: "poof!!"


    Songzhu''er was stunned and frightened: "sister lengba is here too? I, she..."


    Lengba turned over, grabbed Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone and said to songzhu''er, "LV bag, remember to bring it tomorrow! I happen to have a pearl necklace from the sponsor. I think it suits you very much. Come and have a try tomorrow."


    Songzhuer nodded again and again: "OK, OK. Thank you!"


    Lengba returned her cell phone to Li Tiezhu: "keep talking. I''m watching TV."


    After Li Tiezhu took over the mobile phone, he found that songzhu''er in the screen seemed to have suddenly changed a person and returned to a lively state in an instant.


    "Li Tiezhu, I''ve grown to 90 Jin! Isn''t it powerful?"


    "Oh, are you gaining weight?"


    "Angang! It''s easy to be fat, but your waist is also thick."


    "That''s good."


    "I''m half a cup too big. Did you see it this afternoon?"


    "I don''t have much research on this. Hiss!"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Nothing. Mosquitoes bit me."


    Lengba looked up at Li Tiezhu. You are the mosquito. He pillowed on Li Tiezhu''s lap, watched TV and listened to their chat. Suddenly he began to be jealous, and then started the oral negotiation mode.


    Matsushita: "are there mosquitoes in this weather?"


    Li Tiezhu: "just... Yes, I''m bored to death. It''s still itchy."


    Matsushita: "the man who chased me looked at me crying today and asked me why. I said you gave up all the time. He said he wanted to duel with you. Ha ha!"


    "Are you special, hiss... What are you talking about?"


    "What nonsense?"


    "I didn''t give up. No, I didn''t mess up. I haven''t mess up yet."


    "Oh, you''re right. Anyway, he said he would clean you up when he saw you."


    "Hiss... Well, whatever."


    "He gave me another gift. He thought it was very sweet. It was made by Nezha and very ugly."


    The two talked for a long time until lengba''s negotiation was completed and they went to watch TV again. Li Tiezhu and songzhuer said good night to each other.


    Eh?


    Hammer!


    [Ding! Cat domestication increased by 4, current domestication 57%]


    It seems that the previous guess is correct.


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head: "how can you do this? I''m video with her. What if she finds out?"


    Lengba smiled: "then you still press my head with your hand? Bah! I thought you were stupid and fun, but now I find that your IQ doesn''t affect your deterioration..."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Lengba complained: "you came here yesterday... Four times! I didn''t have time to play the games I prepared. Let''s play the games tonight?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what game?"


    Lengba: "didn''t you confiscate the cat collar? I found another one and bought matching clothes."


    "Ah, this..."


    "Sister MI is really good at looking at people. I also bought a small whip..."


    "Ha?"


    "You can use it..."


    "No! I Li Tiezhu never hit women!"


    "Puff..."


    This night, Li Tiezhu didn''t kill the cat. After all, the cat was injured. But the cat took him to play games for a while. It''s strange... It''s interesting.


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    The next day, the door of the B & B was knocked early in the morning.


    Lengba went to open the door wrapped in her thick pajamas. It was really songzhuer. She also brought breakfast.


    "Good morning, sister lengba. I brought soup dumplings and fried dough sticks. What do you like to eat?"


    "I don''t eat breakfast."


    Lengba hugged songzhu''er and touched each other.


    Songzhuer didn''t flinch, even straightened his chest: "hum..."


    Leng Basong opened the bamboo and said, "it''s good! It took half a month? The strength has increased greatly. This is."


    Songzhu''er pretended to be shy: "I''m 18 years old and growing up. I''m not as old as you."


    Lengba: "


    With a yawn, lengba led songzhuer in.


    After songzhuer sat down on the sofa, he took out his bag and handed it to lengba: "sister, where''s the iron pillar?"


    Lengba, who was boiling water, had a bad taste: "let''s go. He said there was something wrong with SiHa. He left early in the morning. Didn''t he tell you?"


    Songzhu''er''s face collapsed in an instant: "ah..."


    Lengba reached out and rubbed the head of songzhuer''s ball: "ha ha ha! You''re such a liar. He went to buy breakfast, too. Nuo, here''s the necklace."


    "Thank you, hey, hey..."


    "Ask what you want. It''s not like you."


    "How do you feel?"


    "Poof... Painful and happy."


    "Sister, your first time?"


    "Otherwise?"


    "Oh, the iron pillar is very powerful?"


    "You''ll know later."


    "Yes, yes... Did you help me tell him?"


    "Isn''t he stupid? He has to say something. He''s afraid that you and I have been wronged. He says as if no one has been wronged."


    "He''s not stupid. He''s smart. Tiezhu is just honest and kind. That''s why he thinks so. Unlike those scum men, they will never refuse."


    "Ah? Is he smart?"


    "Not smart?"


    "He looks silly."


    "That''s great wisdom if you''re stupid."


    Lengba is thoughtful. Is she really a fool? After all, the idea of boiling fish soup is also very good.


    The door opened and Li Tiezhu came back with meat buns.


    "Hot claw? So early?"


    Songzhuer giggled: "I brought breakfast, too!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at lengba: "you''re not lazy anymore? It''s not like you."


    Lengba: "if you have something to do, go to bed after you finish."


    Li Tiezhu took the morning bought by him and songzhu''er to the kitchen for repacking.


    When the water was ready, lengba made a cup of tea for songzhu''er and said, "come on, empress Zhenggong, I''ll bring you tea and water first."


    Song Zhuer was embarrassed: "what, I talked nonsense last time. Don''t take it to heart."


    Lengba peeled another orange for songzhuer: "I''ll peel you another fruit."


    Pine bamboo son is a little flustered: "elder sister, don''t scare me, you are the main palace."


    Lengba looked at songzhu''er and pinched her face: "it''s really thick! What are you blowing? You''re imagining your position before you catch up with the iron pillar? Long dessert, sister. Forget it, I''ve finished serving tea, water and fruit. I''ll go to make up my sleep."


    "Sister!" songzhuer stood up and said nervously, "why did you help me? You''re not jealous? I thought about squeezing you out before..."


    Lengba looked at the silly girl: "jealous! But I can''t give him normal love."


    Song Zhuer was stunned: "why?"


    Lengba went into the bedroom: "because I''m not normal."


    Pine bamboo son akimbo: "you speak like I''m normal. Who do you despise?"


    Li Tiezhu put steamed stuffed buns and fried dough sticks on the plate, took them out and said with a smile, "spicy claw, come and eat steamed stuffed buns."


    Songzhuer ran over and threw at Li Tiezhu: "steamed stuffed bun will be eaten later."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not good. Lengba is still inside... HMM."


    Bang!


    The bedroom door was closed.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer separated and looked over.


    Songzhu''er thief Xi said, "teacher lengba is really abnormal. If I were you, I would never share my man with anyone. Who dares to rob, I''ll kill her!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you are so... Huh!"


    After a little greedy, songzhuer went to eat steamed stuffed buns happily. He ate three stuffed soup buns, two big meat buns and half a fried dough stick. While eating, he threatened to grow to 95 kilograms.


    After breakfast, they went to the vegetable market in disguise and bought many dishes. At noon, Li Tiezhu cooked a big meal.


    At 2:30 p.m., Li Tiezhu is going to the airport.


    Lengba and songzhuer can only take him to the door.


    Songzhuer said, "come on! I''ll come to SiHa in two days. Sister lengba, are you going?"


    Lengba: "I won''t go."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t you go, bamboo?"


    Matsushita: "I live here. Sister lengba asked me to accompany her."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, what does it matter? How do you feel like I''m the third party? They are so harmonious.


    Lengba said, "don''t worry, I won''t bully zhu''er. I''ll buy her delicious food and feed her to you."


    Li Tiezhu left.

 Chapter 194

    When Li Tiezhu came to Yuzhang, it was already after 7 p.m. Yan and an assistant took Li Tiezhu to dinner, and then settled him in a hotel. During this period, Li Tiezhu had a general understanding of the recent programs. After Fang Bo left, two newcomers and other guests came to the program group, and the effect was not good. In particular, the two newcomers were timid and a little unable to move.


    After recording the program the day before yesterday, the team members took a holiday and went sightseeing under the leadership of Deng Chao. This is Deng Chao''s hometown.


    It is said that the fourth phase is particularly collapsed in Jingde town, especially those who work and act.


    Finally, the director team just led the team to Yuzhang and asked Deng Chao and Chen Chichi to sneak out to eat at night and spend all their money, which gave rise to highlights and suspense.


    The fifth issue will be recorded from tomorrow morning. First, Deng Chao and Chen Chichi spend all their money, and then let Li Tiezhu appear, pretending to arrive temporarily. Then Deng Chao took everyone to Yuzhang to recall his childhood memories, and then we took a bus to Jiangxia.


    When he arrived at the hotel, director Yan politely bought some snacks and drinks, showed Li Tiezhu some highlights of the two issues, and the assistant took a mobile phone to shoot a video.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to his assistant: "why do you shoot me?"


    Yan Jian said, "tiktok is not good enough to shoot at any point. If you can use it, you can only use the jitter and not put the positive film in it."


    Li Tiezhu gave a cry and continued to read the gags.


    Director Yan slammed with Li Tiezhu and asked, "what do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu drank half a glass of beer: "me? I don''t watch variety shows very much, but what you showed me is really boring."


    The assistant looked at director Yan for fear that he would be angry.


    Yan Dao just smiled: "I don''t think it''s very interesting. What''s the problem?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you ask me? Aren''t you a director?"


    Yan Dao: "in the variety industry, I''m still a primary school student. It''s always right to listen to more opinions. Talk about it. Drink anyway, just say it."


    Li Tiezhu hesitated: "then I really said you won''t be angry?"


    Yan Dao: "I''m famous for my big belly. How can I be angry?"


    The assistant secretly turned his eyes. You have a big belly and a hammer. On the way to pick up Li Tiezhu, you have been talking about targeting Li Tiezhu and making Li Tiezhu pay a heavy price. Moreover, let him shoot Li Tiezhu, also really have the idea of doing things.


    Li Tiezhu was not afraid of Yan Dao''s anger. He just said, "the problem is big. It''s all about you, the director."


    Director Yan stiffened for a moment and squeezed out a smile: "ha, right? I said the bystander is clear. You continue."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I think the planning of the program is OK, but I can be more attentive. The guests are a little lazy and don''t work hard enough, but it''s OK. Both newcomers say they are newcomers, and you expect them to take the initiative? You should guide and develop their characteristics. Look, I''m on masked singers." When I was, I made an embarrassment. The following group of big guys accompanied me and forcibly broke it back. The effect was very good. Therefore, it was all the director''s problem. You weren''t cruel enough to everyone. "


    "What do you mean?"


    "You didn''t ask the planner to give punishment measures, nor did you make the guests feel pressure. The concept of making money became more and more vague. Half work and half travel became pure tourism, which was a little dull. Moreover, the name penalty was cancelled."


    "What if they don''t finish the task? Leave them alone?"


    "Throw it directly. Who hasn''t finished it, just eliminate it? Anyway, there are more and more guests on the program."


    "Signed the contract!"


    "Well... Let him work in situ and make enough money. Can''t he catch up by bus? Otherwise, who will try to make money? I tell you, I used to move bricks at the construction site and still put the last elimination system."


    Director Yan: "Oh! You''re right. Listening to you is better than reading for ten years! What should Xiang Tianyu do if he disappears for half a period for personal reasons?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fine deduction, lack of one period of 200, lack of half period of 100."


    The assistant''s eyes are straight. Li Tiezhu is so cruel that he can''t even pit himself! Brother, you are the one who is absent most! Don''t you have a number in mind? Oh, by the way, he just didn''t think of it.


    Yan daoshen thought so. He drank another glass of beer and said with emotion: "Li Tiezhu, you are a variety show genius! Just do it. You will be fined if you are absent, and you will work locally if you fail to complete the task! Do you have any suggestions? I find your brain hole is very good!"


    Li Tiezhu''s black face was slightly red: "really? In fact, I''m very stupid. I may have stayed with pine and bamboo for a long time, which is a little abnormal. I have some ideas, but I don''t know if it''s appropriate."


    Director Yan: "drink in private. You can say it."


    "You can also assign secret tasks to each resident guest, which must be completed and can not be guessed by other resident guests, otherwise it will be regarded as failure. If you fail, you will be fined."


    "This is awesome!"


    "Isn''t it?"


    "Li Tiezhu, you are really a genius."


    "No, you''re stupid. How did you become a director?"


    "Huh? All right."


    After drinking four bottles of beer, guide Yan left with his assistant and asked Li Tiezhu to have a good rest. Li Tiezhu sent them to the car.


    As soon as the door was closed, director Yan showed a treacherous smile: "how many periods has he been absent?"


    The assistant couldn''t help laughing: "three and a half, a fine of 700?"


    Director Yan: "of course, if he puts forward such a request, then meet him! And the video just recorded, throw it to the later stage and directly put it on the positive film. This is called self binding!"


    Assistant: "


    Li Tiezhu outside the car is still waving goodbye to the director. He is always enthusiastic and doesn''t know that he has been cheated.


    After seeing off the director, Li Tiezhu went back to his room and gave a video to songzhu''er. He was mainly worried that she was ill again to see how she was.


    "It''s iron pillar! Hey, hey... Iron pillar took the initiative to give me a video again, five Kui heads, six six six..."


    Matsushita''s eyes were blurred. She wore Kumamoto''s pajamas and punched lengba. If she lost, she drank a glass of beer.


    Li Tiezhu: "spicy claw, didn''t you act?"


    Lengba: "I''ve been acting. Not long after I came back, I had a good talk with zhu''er, so I decided to have a drink."


    Li Tiezhu can''t understand your identity. What can we talk about?


    After drinking wine, songzhuer''s brain began to be wrong again: "iron pillar, if our plot is crooked, it must be xiaohuangwen, ha ha, but in fact, there are more evil than the three of us in this circle."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "how is it possible?"


    Matsushita: "you don''t know. Someone asked me to be a little six or seven. As a result, the director himself was still a 0 and gave it to his 1. I was only 16 years old, scum! Bah!"


    Lengba: "triumph director?"


    Matsushita: "he''s looking for you, too?"


    Lengba: "once at the award ceremony, he said that he could let me play the female number one, but I had to have a special audition..."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "what you said is true or false? Why are all the directors I met very good? Director SiHa Yan just had a drink with me. It''s good for me. Even he feels a little stupid."


    Lengba said, "he''s not stupid. You''re a man and a little ugly. Of course, you don''t have a chance to be hidden rules. I''m different from Zhu Er."


    Songzhu Gulu Gulu poured a glass of beer: "I announce that we will defend ourselves like jade for the iron pillar of our family! Whoever is not loyal will be expelled from the pillar."


    Li Tiezhu choked.


    Lengba was also silly: "Zhu Ji? What is Zhu Ji? Is it formal? No, sister, are you going to attract more favorite concubines for Li Tiezhu?"


    Matsushita: "what... What if?"


    Lengba: "just in case, who will provoke our iron pillar again, and we will work together to kill her!"


    Matsushita: "what if Tiezhu likes it?"


    Lengba: "no matter how much I like it, I won''t like it more than you, I said."


    Matsushita: "really? Hee hee..."


    Lengba: "rabbit smashing is very dangerous. We should concentrate our superior forces to suppress rabbit smashing! She is inexplicably close to Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "people are only 16 years old. We are just friends."


    Songzhu''er waved a small fist: "she died young! No, she encouraged me to pursue Li Tiezhu and recommended me a nine yuan nine book."


    Lengba clenched her teeth: "rabbits are not human!"


    Song Zhuer said, "hit the rabbit and hit the opposition! Kill!! ah, er..."


    Bang Dang.


    As soon as the wine cup was lost, songzhuer turned his eyes, fell on the carpet and slept for seconds.


    Leng baling looked at his cell phone for a long time and said, "iron pillar, can I let her sleep on the carpet? I can''t move her."


    Li Tiezhu also shook his head: "drag the bed. It''s hard for you."


    Lengba took a breath and dragged songzhuer''s legs to the bedroom. Songzhuer slept heavily and began to spit bubbles.


    After a long time, lengba returned to the camera and gasped: "your erha is dead. I''m so tired."


    Li Tiezhu asked, "is the circle really so chaotic?"


    Lengba smiled: "why don''t I give you some popular science? Refresh your three views, and you''ll find that you are a saint compared with them. Let''s say that the little pig looked good when recording the infinite challenge last time? But in fact, he is the king of multiplayer sports and a master of time management..."


    Li Tiezhu heard the cold sweat: "is it so exaggerated?"


    Lengba: "he''s only average. There''s another story about golf. Let me tell you in detail..."


    Li Tiezhu nausea: "stop, stop, I saw her film when I was a child..."


    Lengba didn''t let him go: "what''s this? And the actress trembled all over the program. Her golden father was overjoyed with the remote control. It is said that once..."


    Chatted for a while and hung up the video.


    Li Tiezhu is lying in bed. His guilt has been alleviated a lot in the past two days. He knows that lengba deliberately said this to him to help him.


    Some Li Tiezhu can understand, some can''t understand. His previous life circle was too limited and simple. People like to go to the pink alley for tooth sacrifice like Uncle Huang belong to a relatively bad type. He couldn''t imagine anyone playing with dog walking, ball plugging, video clips or anything. It''s not done by people. It''s like an animal.


    And what is m? Teacher lengba seems to be really rude... She has started shopping for toys, which is completely going to turn me into a bad person.


    Thinking of Li Tiezhu, he fell asleep.


    Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu went to the program group to report.


    Deng Chao, Luhani, Chen Chichi, Wang tie, Taohong, Yan Qi and Chen Yi fought over the lost 200 yuan at the dinner table. Finally, the reasoning deer completed the final kill, and Deng Chao and Chen Chichi were exposed.


    Originally, according to the program team''s advance plan, he fooled this crop directly. When it didn''t happen, brother Chao took everyone to continue to visit Yuzhang city.


    However, after meeting Li Tiezhu last night, director Yan held a meeting with the main creative team and informed Deng Chao, Luhani and Chen Chichi that the plan would change.


    Therefore, director Yan appeared: "Deng Chao and Chen Chichi misappropriated 200 yuan of public funds, fined 400 yuan, and each person bore 200 yuan."


    Deng Chao and Chen Chichi began to refute and deny, and finally asked, "who made the bad move?"


    Director Yan released the video of Li Tiezhu''s completion.


    Deng Chao: "this guy, eat inside out!"


    Chen Chichi said, "hey? I suddenly think it''s better for me to owe 200? I have a pleasant hunch. I don''t know if it''s right, director?"


    Yan Dao said, "if Tian Yu is absent for half a period, 100 yuan will be deducted. If Li Tiezhu is absent for three and a half periods, 700 yuan will be deducted."


    Chen Chichi laughed.


    Deng Chao smiled: "in this way, I''ll balance!"


    The others laughed one after another. Li Tiezhu, the baby, didn''t expect to pit himself?


    Luhani smiled and wiped tears: "director, aren''t you afraid of being found by iron pillar? What if he beats you? We can''t stop him."


    Director Yan looked proud: "that''s impossible. This is the fifth issue. It won''t be broadcast until a month later. By then, we''ll have finished recording the twelfth issue. Where will he hit me?"


    Chen Chichi laughed even more.


    When it was broadcast a month later, because of the water injection in the first two phases, the barrage was lamented. At the same time, I brushed the words to welcome Li Tiezhu''s return, hoping that tie Hanhan and Li Tiezhu could support the laughter of the program. Unexpectedly, before Li Tiezhu appeared, he smashed a large string of laughter. Indeed, he is worthy of Li Tiezhu.


    Barrage enable taunt mode:


    "What does Li Tiezhu think? Still deduct money? Doesn''t he know he is absent the most?"


    "Serious brother has always been good at pitching himself, which is great."


    "I''m looking forward to Li Tiezhu''s expression when he knows he owes 700 yuan. Ha ha..."


    "I think this program is fun."


    "Sure enough, Li Tiezhu is different."


    "The director group still has to be cruel, otherwise it feels like playing. It''s boring."


    "Those two newcomers look really boring and have no sense of variety."


    "Don''t mention the sense of variety. I can''t let go at all. Li Tiezhu is also a newcomer. The gap is really big."


    "Li Tiezhu, that''s God''s reward."


    When everyone was almost laughing, director Yan took out four cards and said, "as Li Tiezhu said, give secret tasks to the four permanent guests, including him. If they are not found, who completes the tasks first will win. Those who complete the tasks will not be punished, and those who are exposed and seen through will be punished."


    Chen Chichi smiled bitterly: "no, it feels like running. We have to work and do secret tasks. We''re so tired!"


    Deng Chao also said, "yes, you''re too deliberate."


    Yan said, as like as two peas, I think so. So the contents of these four cards are the same. That is to say, Li Tiezhu will get the same task no matter how he is pumped, and we all know his secret mission.


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha ha! This is OK, ha ha ha..."


    Deng Chao also clapped the table with a smile.


    Chen Yi and Yan Qi didn''t know what to do. They looked confused and asked what happened.


    Luhani smiled and explained to them, "Li Tiezhu is the only one who does the task. We all know what his task is. Then, we stop him, let him fail and accept punishment. The audience also knows that Li Tiezhu doesn''t know. Pooh ha ha..."


    Only then did they understand that while laughing, they loved the newcomer Li Tiezhu.


    Taohong smiled foolishly: "you... Are you a dog? Tiezhu is honest. Is it appropriate for you to bully him like this?"


    I met Li Tiezhu when Taohong was visiting Xu Shanzheng in the crew of "in full bloom", and I had a good impression of him.


    Director Yan said: "blame me? Of course, the creativity he put forward should satisfy him."


    Deng Chao was forced to be serious: "this can be, really. Poof, Hei, hei... What''s the task of this period?"


    Director Yan looked at the card and said, "hug four heterosexuals."


    Chen Chichi pointed to director Yan: "to tell you the truth, director Yan, did you deliberately target Li Tiezhu? Because he wanted to beat you at the beginning, and later said you were treacherous."


    Director Yan faced the camera and nodded honestly: "yes, do you still need to guess? I''m aiming at him."


    Another burst of laughter, so honest? Without a show?


    The barrage a month later is also very hi:


    "Take it! I feel full of malice. Iron pillar, run, don''t come."


    "Director Yan is really careful, ha ha ha..."


    "Li Tiezhu is so honest that you let him hold the girl? Is that... Too interesting?"


    "I want to see Li Tiezhu holding peach red."


    "Xu Shan fights for the big head warning!"


    "Duan Yihong small eye warning!"


    "It''ll be fun if you find out that you''ve been corrected."


    "No way, he can''t find out."


    After communicating with these people, director Yan took them out of the apartment and prepared to get on the bus.


    Li Tiezhu strictly followed the script and ran from a distance with his suitcase: "brother Chao, Hello, I''m back!"


    Deng Chao pretended to be very excited and shouted, "it''s Li Tiezhu! Tiezhu is coming! I miss you!"


    Luhani also cooperated: "iron pillar, the day without you is too boring."


    Chen Chichi was too lazy to play and leaned aside to roll her eyes.


    Li Tiezhu ran over and said hello to everyone. Finally, it was Chenyi''s turn and Yan Qi''s turn to introduce himself: "Hello, I''m Li Tiezhu, from Xichuan."


    Yan Qi: "welcome newcomers! We know you, good voice champion."


    Chen Yi nodded shyly: "brother tie Zhu, I often use your song when dancing. I gave you the copyright fee."


    Chen Chichi can''t see it. These two are also simple and Han. Director Yan said so much just now. They haven''t fully understood it yet. They think Li Tiezhu is the same newcomer as them.


    He came to hold Li Tiezhu and said to the two: "Tiezhu is not a newcomer. Do you know how to get here? Deng haha, Chen haha, Lu haha and this... Li haha. He is one of the four permanent guests and an experienced variety artist. You two should learn from him more."


    Yan Qi and Chen Yi are a little embarrassed and nod repeatedly. Chen Chichi is not bullying them, but helping them. If it doesn''t make sense, they will make jokes in the program and be teased by the audience.


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "learn from each other. What? The director is stupid. He doesn''t know how to design a play for you. You should show more and grab more shots."


    Yan Qi and Chen Yi are surprised. The director is behind you! eldest brother!


    Director Yan: "who is stupid?"


    Li Tiezhu looked back: "you. Don''t worry. Like me, a fool has a fool''s blessing. There''s nothing wrong."


    Chen Yi shivers.


    Yan Qi looked around and wanted to hide away.


    Director Yan said, "I also think it''s very good. What, four permanent guests come to extract secret tasks."


    Yan Qi and Chen Yi look at each other. Is this Li Tiezhu''s card face? When is director Yan so easy to talk? Isn''t it famous for being stingy?


    When drawing the card, Taohong and Wang tie held a smile.


    Li Tiezhu drew one, hid far away, secretly looked, his eyes protruded: hug with four heterosexuals!


    The other three also got task cards.


    Director Yan said, "let me talk about the rules, rewards and punishments. Those who are not exposed and take the lead in completing the task will be rewarded with 500 yuan. Those who are not exposed and complete the task will not be rewarded or punished. Those who are seen through will be punished. The punishment in this period is to play mosaic on their faces in the next period."


    Deng Chao laughed and spat out: "are you playing so hard?"


    Chen Chichi: "I won''t lose!"


    Luhani said, "what''s your task?"


    Chen Chichi: "I won''t tell you, who, iron pillar? What''s your task? We''ll help you."


    Li Tiezhu is bitter and bitter: "my is and four... Hey! Something''s wrong with you, brother, you cheat me? I''ll lose if I tell you."


    Chen Chichi and Luhani held their heads and laughed.


    Deng Chao comforted Li Tiezhu: "ignore them. They are bad people. Tell me secretly that I won''t expose you. I''ll help you secretly."


    Li Tiezhu said cautiously, "what''s your task?"


    Deng Chao came to Li Tiezhu''s ear and whispered a word.


    Li Tiezhu resolutely raised his hand: "director, report! No, I exposed brother Chao. His task is to take a group photo with four children."


    Director Yan: "


    Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed even more wildly. This stupid pillar is playing with his heart!


    Wang tie squatted to the ground with a smile.


    Although Taohong is laughing, she is a little distressed about Li Tiezhu.


    Seeing that director Yan did not speak, Li Tiezhu glared at Deng Chao: "brother Chao, you are a liar! Tell me a lie."


    Deng Chao: "if I tell the truth, you will expose me. Do you mean to say I lied to you? You didn''t hesitate to report me directly for a second. What''s your integrity?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "I can''t tell you my task!"


    Deng Chao: "can''t you hold a girl or something?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The atmosphere was suddenly awkward.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes flickered and wanted to explain.


    Chen chiequatoria: "how can the program team be so perfunctory? This task is definitely exposed. I''ll tell you, it''s too deliberate. It''s definitely not this."


    Deng Chao: "I''m just talking nonsense. Of course I know it''s not that."


    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief and scared me to death.


    Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu hugged: "welcome back."


    Luhani and Deng Chao also came to hug Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was inspired to hug Wang tie, and then naturally went to Taohong: "sister Taohong, haven''t seen you for a long time."


    Li Tiezhu opened his arms to embrace.


    Taohong also opened her arms: "long time no see. You did a great performance last time. Eh? Why did the shoelaces open?"


    Li Tiezhu hugged a lonely man.


    Taohong suddenly squatted down and tied her shoes.


    Not far away, the three of Deng Chao laughed and turned their backs. They were seen by Li Tiezhu.


    Luhani said, "sister Taohong loves Li Tiezhu. Unexpectedly, she snorted..."


    The director roared, "OK, everyone is here. Get in the car."

 Chapter 195

    As soon as he got on the bus, Li Tiezhu met the staff member who molested Luhani on the ship last time. She went up and hugged: "ah, Hello, little sister, I''m back."


    The little sister was going to tease Luhani and said perfunctorily, "hello."


    Then she struggled to drive to Luhani and said, "fawn, you have a nice hairstyle today?"


    Luhani: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu was not angry either. He proudly went to the back to find a seat and sat down. The task reached 1 / 4.


    I''m great!


    The others held back their smiles.


    After sitting down, Li Tiezhu also thought about the task and quickly waved: "peach red sister, there are seats here."


    Taohong: "the director group said that Chao and I would make another car to lead the way."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Wang tie began to convey the task of the program group: "today, I came to brother Chao''s hometown. The program group invited everyone to play all the way today and didn''t make money. I took a bus to Jiangxia for free. This is the first half of the period. I will resume making money from the second half of the period. Moreover, those who didn''t make enough money will stay and continue to work until they made enough money. In addition, brother Chao, brother Chi Chi, brother tie Zhu and brother Tian Yuyu have to make up for the money they owe."


    Li Tiezhu: "what money do I owe?"


    Wang tie: "if you don''t come for three and a half, deduct 700."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s written in my contract that I only need to participate in the recording of six issues."


    Wang tie: "that''s right. Director Yan said, you can not come for six periods, but he didn''t say you won''t deduct your money."


    Li Tiezhu was numb, and the cameraman gave him a huge close-up.


    Well... I think I''ve got myself in a hole.


    Later, more awesome, next to a small figure with Li Tiezhu head, digging hard, and then throw Li Tiezhu into the buried.


    A few big characters: "I Li Tiezhu was cruel, even myself!"


    Chen Chichi made a fuss: "who is this crazy idea? It''s a bad conscience! Do you think so, Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Ha... Well, it''s a little bad."


    Luhani: "ha ha ha... Is it just a little bad? You owe 700! Not 70."


    Wang tie: "iron pillar, can you bear it?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: "can you bear it! Ha! I think it''s good for the program team to speak the rules. I''ll work more. No! When I take the lead in completing the secret task, I''ll have a bonus of 500 yuan!"


    Everyone in the car burst into laughter.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you laughing at? My task is very simple. I must finish it before you."


    Everyone laughed more happily. The cameraman''s shoulders were shaking. The picture was once quite blurred, but it was not cut off.


    Barrage crazy love Li Tiezhu:


    "Serious brother, what makes you so confident?"


    "Where is self-confidence? It''s arrogant!"


    "I love Li Tiezhu."


    "He doesn''t know that he has a ''secret mission'' alone, and everyone else knows that he won''t succeed."


    "What a pity, a man."


    "I still have a sense of variety. When he comes, his painting style is different from the previous two issues."


    "I can only say that Li Tiezhu has a serious face. It''s so funny."


    After a while, Deng Chao took everyone to a roller skating rink. Everyone changed their shoes with talking and laughing.


    While changing shoes, Li Tiezhu watched Deng Chao play tricks, boasting like a tuberculosis, and carefully observed his behavior.


    Luhani skated back half a circle. Facing the praise of the people, he was very modest: "I used to skate in a single row, the first time I played in this double row."


    After sitting down, he asked Li Tiezhu, "are you observing brother Chao? Have you found anything?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "he is very wrong today. You see, he has been setting up a flag. Will his secret task be to set up a flag? How many times will he be beaten in the face even if he succeeds?"


    Luhani: "that makes sense. It''s not like he can slide well because his limbs are uncoordinated. I''ll reason with you, brother Chao..."


    Said a lot, sounds clear.


    Li Tiezhu pondered: "since even you think it is possible to set a flag, then... It must not be. I''ll observe it again."


    Luhani was stunned: "why? Why do you think it''s not when I say yes?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because you are an ''Inferential incompetent crazy deer''."


    Luhani thought about it before he realized it. He burst out laughing and complained to Chen Chichi: "brother Chichi, Li Tiezhu bullied me again. He gave me a new nickname, ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi: "what nickname?"


    "The inferential world is incompetent."


    "Incompetence, rage? Crazy deer? Ha ha... Li Tiezhu helps you search again, ha ha..."


    Luhani also smiled very well. The picture was fixed. In the later stage, he matched his rotten face with a pipe and Holmes'' hat, with seven big words: incompetent crazy deer in the reasoning world!


    Soon Deng Chao came to share this new stalk. He laughed and caught the fishtail line, and he also Tucao: "he really tried to make complaints about our mission. He laughed me! Ha ha ha... Or else? I''ll play flag."


    After the broadcast, the barrage:


    "These three really go too far. They bully Li Tiezhu so much... I''m so happy."


    "Li Tiezhu is so naive and careful."


    "I love my serious brother..."


    "At this time, it should be accompanied by a song" you look so funny. "


    "That''s too much, too much."


    "You look so funny, like the dog next door..."


    "Sleeping trough! How can you speak?"


    Everyone got off the rink and showed what they could play and what they couldn''t play. Deng Chao ostentatiously went to teach Taohong.


    Li Tiezhu can also play. His sports cells have always been very developed. Although he has only been to the skating rink in their town with Qin Tao three times, he has long been proficient.


    Deng Chao took a peach blossom and looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "Tiezhu, can you play? You''re not like 1998. I believe it in 1988."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can do more. I don''t have too many skills!"


    Deng Chao defied, "can you slip backwards? It''s the most handsome."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head.


    Deng Chao twisted up, sang a song and began to perform a backward slide. He showed off beside Li Tiezhu: "Invincible is so, so lonely... Alas!"


    I fell, split a fork and pulled the egg.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes were quick and his hands were quick. He went one step and hugged brother Chao.


    Everyone around laughed, especially Chen Chichi and Luhani. Seeing brother Chao slapping at the speed of light again, it''s no wonder in him.


    Brother Chao screamed, "ah! Thank you, iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu: "you thanked too early."


    Brother Chao endured the pain: "hmm? What do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu hugged Deng Chao and pressed down.


    Deng Chao felt the burning pain in his crotch and split more open. He wailed: "stop, stop, stop, it''s going to crack..."


    Li Tiezhu lifted it up and asked, "tell me what your secret task is, otherwise, I''ll give you a word horse! I''ll do what Li Tiezhu said!"


    Deng Chao''s face turned red: "I''m NIMA, I''ll lose the word horse! Please iron pillar, let me go? They are all good brothers. Why is it too urgent to fry each other, ha ha..."


    wry smile.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t move, but he fell down again.


    Deng Chao''s voice sharpened with pain: "wait! Wait..."


    The people around laughed very high. Even peach covered her mouth and laughed very loudly.


    Chen Yi didn''t smile and worshipped: "Li Tiezhu... How just!"


    Yan Qi didn''t smile: "I learned! Even brother Chao dared to threaten. No wonder the director group attached so much importance to him."


    Chen Chichi clumsily slid over: "is it effective for you to call your son''s name at such a critical time? You have to ask father Tiezhu to spare his life."


    Deng Chao cried and laughed, his face flushed, and his sweat came down: "goose... It really hurts goose..."


    Li Tiezhu went up and down again with brother Chao: "be lenient when you confess and strict when you resist!"


    The cameraman gave Deng Chao a close-up of his face. His expression was extremely distorted, with a smile in pain, ferocious with despair, and big beads of sweat on his forehead.


    Later, the teacher gave him the awesome power, suspended the picture and introduced an idiom.


    "Neither cry nor laugh. It comes from Gao An De''s" the cobbler lies "of the Yuan Dynasty:" good and evil, cry and laugh. "Subject predicate; predicate, attributive and complement; describes an embarrassing situation


    The barrage was full of worship:


    "Serious brother never knows what fear is."


    "Even brother Chao dares to be so crazy?"


    "What''s this? Yue Yupeng fell over his shoulder when the goods went to the variety show for the first time, and tied Fang Bo and sun Lei."


    "Brother Chao''s crotch is torn open?"


    "It really hurts. Everyone who has tried knows."


    "Brother Chao''s green tendons burst out. Ha ha ha!"


    "Li Tiezhu is so awesome!"


    Deng Chao''s body was shaking: "Tiezhu, brother Tiezhu! Brother! Spare my life, I really can''t..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then tell me your task and let me eliminate you. I owe 700 and have to make money. I tell you, don''t force me. If I''m urgent, Li Tiezhu can do anything."


    Deng Chao''s eyes panicked. I don''t have a secret mission! You alone!


    Chen chiequatoria: "you can do anything? Then make a Buddha jump over the wall."


    Li Tiezhu: "Buddha jumps over the wall? I''ve heard of it, but I can''t do it. It seems that the practice is very complicated, right?"


    Chen Chichi: "Buddha jumping over the wall, also known as Fu Shouquan, is a famous dish in my hometown. You need abalone, sea cucumber, fish lip, yak skin glue, apricot abalone mushroom, hoof tendon, flower mushroom and cuttlefish..."


    Deng Chao was going crazy: "Why are you still talking? Save me!"


    Chen Chichi: "how could I save you? I came to see a joke."


    Deng Chao: "can I swear?"


    Chen Chichi: "whatever, it can be shielded in the later stage anyway."


    Deng Chao: "I%@# £¤ * &£¤..."


    Li Tiezhu: "five, four, three, two, one."


    Deng Chao roared: "I say! I say! My secret task is to set up a flag and be beaten in the face four times. If I say, I also lose. Iron pillar, let me go."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry. First listen to what the director says."


    When the camera was outside, Yan Dao crossed his hands with a serious expression: "...."


    Deng Chao shouted, "director Yan, announce it quickly. I blew myself up."


    Director Yan: "recording continues."


    Li Tiezhu said fiercely, "OK! Brother Chao, you lied to me again."


    Chen Chichi arched the fire and said, "give him a word horse."


    Deng Chao''s death was imminent, and his spirit flashed: "I want to report Li Tiezhu! I know what his secret mission is, with four... Huh!"


    Li Tiezhu immediately gave up the impulse of a word horse and covered Deng Chao''s mouth. At the same time, Deng Chao was finally relieved. He sat on the ground with a cold sweat.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Chen Chichi: "go away, or I''ll make a horse for you."


    Chen Chichi left obediently.


    When there was no one around Li Tiezhu, he asked in a low voice, "you tell me, I''ll listen."


    Deng Chao bared his teeth. My leg hurt so much that he whispered, "hug a girl four times, I know."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "how do you know?"


    Deng Chaoxin said that not only I know, but everyone present knows: "Hey, hey... How do you care how I know? Now do you know it''s wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu knelt down on one knee: "Sir, I''m wrong. Please don''t burst out."


    Deng Chao wiped the sweat on his face: "it depends on my mood. I''ll go. The sweat on my face is cruel enough!"


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t this forced?"


    Deng Chao: "it''s not enough to apologize. The next program will listen to me, you know? If I''m a little dissatisfied, I''ll report you."


    Li Tiezhu counseled: "there''s no need to do this, brother Chao, everyone is brothers..."


    Deng Chao smiled angrily, "are you talking about brothers with me now? When I was asked to be a horse just now?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled shyly: "I don''t know you have my handle."


    Deng Chao: "there is still no brotherhood!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have no strong points, but I am honest."


    Finally, Deng Chao let Li Tiezhu go, otherwise the program could not be recorded. His only request was that Li Tiezhu must listen to him, and Li Tiezhu chose counseling.


    Then, brother Chao Sao again. When Luhani was resting, he shouted, "son, come... Through the obstacles."


    Then brother Chao separated his legs. He once played Luhani''s father, so they often match father and son in the program.


    Luhani refused at first, but Deng Chao couldn''t stand the expectation, so he squatted down and drilled under brother Chao''s crotch.


    Deng Chao: "yes! It''s very beautiful."


    Luhani: "my mood is a little complicated. I feel insulted but praised."


    Everyone laughed.


    Deng Chao was afraid of being considered insulting the younger generation and was ready to drill others, but Chen Yi and Yan Qi didn''t dare. Therefore, Deng Chao looked at Li Tiezhu: "separate legs, I''ll drill one."


    Li Tiezhu just scored directly with his long legs: "come on!"


    Deng Chao drilled in the past and let Yan Qi and Chen Chichi drill him. He was knocked down twice and his tailbone fell twice, shouting with pain. But he insisted on calling Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, come on, you drill one."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m the fourth, right? Isn''t this your secret mission?"


    Deng Chao: "you report first. If it''s not, how about drilling again?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "I''ll drill directly. You can turn off a little."


    Li Tiezhu squatted and slid over,


    Luhani: "brother Zhu, go straight up and give me a hammer!"


    Deng Chao shrank with fear.


    Li Tiezhu barely drilled through without a hammer, and didn''t let Deng Chao''s tail vertebrae receive a third blow.


    Deng Chao laughed: "ha ha! Li Tiezhu is OK."


    Luhani directly covered his mouth: "Oh!!!"


    Chen Chichi''s smile was stiff and stunned: "really?"


    The two newcomers showed incredible expressions.


    Brother Chao suddenly had an ominous premonition, but it was too late.


    Li Tiezhu, who had just drilled, turned around and showed an evil smile. He pressed brother Chao, who had not yet had time to close his legs, down a little and split again. Brother Chao couldn''t exert himself, and his two legs were shaking violently.


    Brother Chao: "hiss! Brother Zhu, brother Zhu, show mercy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Chao, I can do anything if I''m in a hurry. Do you think it''s a discussion or a direct word horse?"


    Luhani and Chen Chichi roared: "direct word horse!"

 Chapter 196

    Li Tiezhu pressed down again.


    Brother Chao''s legs are split into 140 degrees, and his expression is extremely distorted: "I swear! I swear, if I report you, I''ll let my film box office hit the street! How about it?"


    Luhani was surprised: "is it so cruel? It''s too cruel!"


    Chen Chichi: "this poisonous oath is poisonous enough, iron pillar. Brother Chao is sincere enough."


    Li Tiezhu felt that he should be more cautious: "does brother Chao''s film have a box office? Don''t swear on something that doesn''t exist?"


    Luhani laughed wildly: "ha ha ha... Brother Chao''s Mermaid box office this year is more than 300 million. You say brother Chao doesn''t have a box office? Don''t you watch movies? Iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and loosened brother Chao: "serious people..."


    Brother Chao shouted in pain, "who is serious to see a movie!!!"


    Li Tiezhu sat down with him: "it''s almost the same, brother Chao. We are all friends. There''s no need to force each other."


    Brother Chao rubbed his inner thigh: "ha ha... Your friend is about to crack now!"


    There was another unbridled laugh.


    After a while, brother Chao lay on the floor and smiled with pain: "I can''t record today, I can''t record..."


    Chen Chichi: "since I can''t record it, iron pillar will tear a word directly and open your eyes."


    Brother Chao jumped up vigilantly, closed his legs, and his posture was slightly enchanting: "I can still insist."


    Chen Chichi laughed heartlessly: "ha ha ha ha... Brother Chao, you''re a little too fast. You should be a little tough."


    Deng Chao: "no matter how hard it is, I''ll really crack!"


    The others laughed very high, too.


    Li Tiezhu was very serious: "well, if you go back, hum..."


    Brother Chao shook his head: "how could it be? What kind of friendship do we have? I will never hurt you. I will only help you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do we... Have friends?"


    Barrage:


    "Is it easy to hold a smile in the middle of the night? It cracks."


    "Laughing makes my neck cramp."


    "Laugh until your stomach hurts..."


    "All the people on the bus looked at me and smiled. They thought they were crazy!"


    "Brother Lu has beautiful clothes and more handsome people!"


    "Li Tiezhu blew up!"


    "I laugh at the shit. It''s still thin."


    "Li Tiezhu is really fierce..."


    In fact, this program has only been here for more than 20 minutes, and the laughter is already very dense. Moreover, almost all happened to Li Tiezhu, especially his interaction with Deng Chao made people laugh at his abdominal muscles.


    The quality of the whole program has improved rapidly, which is two programs compared with the two issues, which also makes the audience more and more sure of Li Tiezhu''s variety performance.


    Everyone is still roller skating. Director Yan has relaxed. He even drank a box of yogurt and said to the assistant:


    "This period is stable."


    The assistant nodded: "indeed, brother Chao paid a little more this time."


    Director Yan shook his head: "he paid a lot, but what''s more important is the change brought by Li Tiezhu. This little guy is born for variety show. What song does he sing? He reminds me of Wang Baobao in the first season of gallop bar. He doesn''t look very smart, but he has a smile and is popular with the audience. If he hadn''t just started his career and his coffee position is still unstable, he can go directly to the main coffee."


    The assistant was a little confused: "he? The main guy?"


    Yan Dao: "absolutely no problem. Wait for him to be popular for another year. Give him a Chen Chichi or a pig. It''s usually not a big variety show. He can definitely play well."


    Assistant: "aren''t you aiming at him? Why are you so optimistic about him?"


    Yan Dao: "I''m only aiming at him because I''m careful! It''s not cool not to retaliate. It has nothing to do with my eyes."


    Assistant: "


    After leaving the roller skating rink, Deng Chao took everyone to eat grandma Cheng''s spicy intestines and spicy lotus roots. Grandma Cheng was very enthusiastic.


    Delicious Li Tiezhu didn''t focus on delicious food. After grandma Cheng was busy, she rubbed a hug when taking a group photo, and the task reached 2 / 4.


    In the car, Chen Chichi and Xiaolu were in the same car and discussed there.


    Luhani said, "hahaha... Just now Tiezhu hugged grandma Cheng. He wouldn''t think grandma is also a girl?"


    Chen Chichi: "why not? The task card says the opposite sex."


    Luhani was nervous: "what should I do? He has held two people, and there are still two left."


    Chen Chichi: "don''t worry, then we''ll stop him. When he''s ready to hold the fourth, we''ll report it directly, ha ha ha!"


    Chen Yi asked, "why? Brother Tiezhu will be punished if he loses, but we don''t seem to do any good?"


    Chen Chichi: "how can a man only consider the benefits? Aren''t you happy to see iron pillars punished?"


    Luhani: "that is, in order to make a good brother feel the suffering of the world and the coldness of the world, it is of course incumbent on brothers to report him!"


    Chen Yi thought for a long time before he realized that these two people just wanted to pit Li Tiezhu. They bent over with a smile and sympathized with Li Tiezhu.


    The next step is to visit brother Chao''s teacher and mother. A group of people are hungry and want to rub rice, but they have already eaten it. The mother still proposed to buy pancakes. Everyone responded warmly.


    Chen Yi and Li Tiezhu volunteered to buy pancakes with their teacher''s mother.


    Finally, we picked up Tian Yu and went to Deng Chao''s alma mater to play basketball.


    Chen Chichi and Deng Chao challenged the director team. The director team directly called Li Tiezhu. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu has made great contributions to his plans, and he deserves to join the director team.


    The guest team played the director team 12:2, and then Li Tiezhu was replaced to cover brother Chao and Chen Chichi until Chen Chichi doubted life. Luhani''s last handsome shot, ready to kill, was fanned out by a hot pot by Li Tiezhu.


    Then, Li Tiezhu ate Chen Chichi under the basket, and the little hook hit the board into the basket.


    The director team counter attacked and killed, and won 21:20.


    After winning the ball, Li Tiezhu went to hug his teammates. Finally, when it was the girl of the director''s team, she was pushed away by Chen Chichi.


    It''s about to succeed. Have you been found?


    Chen chiequatoria: "what do you mean? We lost and didn''t get the bonus. What shall we eat tonight? Big meal? Snack?"


    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief: "blame me? Didn''t you say you were a bully under the basket? You almost sprained your foot when I hit you."


    They began to quarrel. They had passive skills in hand. Li Tiezhu didn''t lose, and Chen Chichi didn''t care about winning or losing. I just stopped you from holding a girl.


    After seeing off Taohong, they boarded the bus to Jiangxia.


    The night was already very deep, the atmosphere in the bus was slightly depressed, and a group of people were hungry.


    Tian Yu asked, "it''s Jiangxia. How much money do we have now?"


    Luhani smiled bitterly: "I have 44 pieces. Brother Chao, Chichi, you and iron pillars are all negative."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    A group of people smiled and looked solemn and stirring.


    Chen Chichi said on Wang tie''s head, "when did you come back?"


    Wang tie: "I''ll come back after winning the crown."


    Everyone praised.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Aren''t you always there?"


    Wang tie: "brother? I disappeared all day and went to win a talk show championship. Didn''t you find me gone?"


    "Aren''t you already a champion?"


    "This is the championship."


    "Are stand up crosstalk competitions so complicated these days?"


    "This is not crosstalk, this is a talk show."


    "It''s all the same. I have a brother who studies crosstalk. I understand."


    "You know..."


    Deng Chao interrupted, "do you still have the strength to discuss this? I think it''s urgent. I''m really hungry. First think about what to do tonight."


    Li Tiezhu: "looking for someone to rub rice, do you want to think about it?"


    Luhani: is it so direct


    Chen Chichi took out his mobile phone: "what else? A group of people beg along the street? Hahaha... It depends on friends to go out. My elder martial brother Yuan Hong is from Jiangxia."


    Through the phone, Yuan Hong is not in Jiangxia: "I''m not in Jiangxia, my wife is..."


    Li Tiezhu: "hang up."


    Chen Chichi hung up directly: "what do I have to say to you?"


    I turned around and called my second sister, but I didn''t answer.


    Deng Chao, Tianyu, Chen Chichi and Luhani fought together, but they still didn''t answer.


    Luhani: it''s over


    Li Tiezhu said, "why did you return your mobile phone? Ah, yes, I also confiscated your mobile phone. Is the director too broken? There is no sense of variety."


    Chen Chichi: "if you accept your mobile phone, you can''t find anyone to rub rice."


    Li Tiezhu said, "let me fight one."


    Luhani: "Tiezhu, do you still know Jiangxia''s friends?"


    Li Tiezhu dialed the phone: "didn''t you say to find the second sister? I also called one. I met Hengdian last time. Because I''m a fellow, I added it. The second sister is very enthusiastic."


    Chen Chichi: "it''s time to go to bed. I can''t get through such an iron relationship. How can you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, second sister. I''m Li Tiezhu."


    Chen Chichi''s eyes protruded: "..."


    Deng Chao mocked Chen Chichi: "is it cool to hit the face?"


    On the phone, the second sister was full of confusion: "Why are so many people calling me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m looking for you. We''re together. We''ve come to Jiangxia. Brother Chi Chi said we must invite you to dinner. We can''t get through the phone. We''re all crazy."


    Luhani was surprised at Li Tiezhu''s shameless: "is it so... So slippery?"


    Chen Chichi came up: "yes, I''m crazy. Is it still human to come to Jiangxia without inviting the second sister to dinner?"


    Second sister: "fat man, have you drunk too much again?"


    Chen Chichi: "I, i... what do I say, I don''t drink."


    Li Tiezhu: "he''s not drunk this time. We''re together."


    Second sister: "Why are you so many people together?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "we''re recording a program. SiHa rubs rice balls and just arrives in Jiangxia."


    Second sister: "rub rice balls?"


    Chen Chichi: "SiHa dried rice ball, you heard it wrong. It''s a special program to invite friends to dinner everywhere. Brother Chao, Tiezhu, Xiaolu, brother Tian Yu, Wang tie, Yan Qi and Chenyi, let''s come to Wuhan together!"


    Second sister: "Oh... None of my business?"


    The atmosphere inside the car was a little awkward.


    Luhani cried and smiled: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu pushed Chen Chichi away and said, "second sister, I''m Li Tiezhu. Do you still have an impression?"


    Second sister: "stop talking. Do you recognize you as a brother? What is impression? I listen to your songs every day. My sister told you, don''t mix with them and don''t be spoiled by the fat man. The fat man is very bad."


    The hometown dialect came out.


    Li Tiezhu: "no, No. we came to Jiangxia to eat delicious food, but we don''t know what to eat. I''d like to ask you to recommend it and invite you to dinner."


    Second sister: "just invite me by the way?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if there are seven or eight of us who specially invite you to dinner, do you dare to come?"


    Second sister: "that''s also..."


    Chen Chichi came up again: "so, second sister, first tell us where you are and we''ll come to you. Then please show us a clear way. We''ll find some authentic food and record it while eating. By the way, please have a snack with you. Do you think it''s ok?"


    Second sister: "do you want me to treat you to a late night snack?"


    Chen Chichi''s expression changed: "..."


    Deng Chao hooped Chen Chichi''s neck from behind and whispered, "don''t talk. Besides, this meal will be yellow."


    Li Tiezhu: "please? That''s very kind of you. But now that you''ve spoken out and the program team has recorded it, it... If you don''t invite it and broadcast it, it doesn''t seem to have a good impact."


    Second sister: "it doesn''t matter. Second sister doesn''t want that face."


    Li Tiezhu: "but being a brother can''t help but earn you face! In addition... There are only 44 yuan left for eight of us."


    The second sister smiled bitterly, "OK! I''ll send you the location and you''ll come and pick me up."


    Li Tiezhu resolutely hung up the phone: "thank you, sister."


    Toot~


    Luhani looked curious: "iron pillar, everyone says you''re honest. How did you fool people into one set?"


    Chen Chichi: "and I don''t want face. I don''t want face more than I do."


    Deng Chao: "this kind of person is false and honest. My crotch still hurts now."


    Li Tiezhu said blankly: "I often rub rice and never fail. Qin Tao, ban Hua, the little prince against the wind, Zhao Liya, lengba, Fang Bo, Yue Ge, Xu Shanzheng, Yang Mi... I have all rubbed rice. This is a talent and has nothing to do with stupidity. There are two kinds of passive rubbing rice and active rubbing rice. Passive rubbing rice must be shy and declined, and finally I can''t lose face to eat. Active rubbing rice is simple. To sum up, it is ¡ª¡ªMake excuses. "


    Chen Chichi took a cold breath and said, "hiss - there is no end to learning. It''s hard to make a boat! We''re still too low."


    Deng Chao: "rubbing rice is a technical job. Chen Chichi will only be shameless and have no technology."


    Chen Chichi shook his head decisively: "be willing to bow to the downwind!"


    Luhani: This is the king of rubbing rice


    The car continued to drive, and everyone talked and laughed. After all, it was a meal! It was fun to think about it.


    Li Tiezhu was a little silent, and the system released the task again.


    [Ding! Special task: if the playing rate of SiHa exceeds 50 million, you will be rewarded with 10 intelligence points + blackened card X3]


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care about 10 intelligence points, but what is the blackened card?


    What does X3 mean? Three? What''s the use?


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and checked it. The broadcasting rate of SiHa phase 0 and phase 1 was good, especially phase 1, with a broadcasting rate of 30 million.


    Check the current attributes:


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 19 points.


    Music Achievement: 1318 points.


    Variety achievement: 721 points.


    Film and television achievements: 55 points.


    Tiktok: 39 million 540 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 54% (when did it rise again?)


    [main task 3: achieve 1000 variety achievements in three months. Reward: Intelligence Value: 30 points. Gift: 5 points maximum intelligence]


    [special task: if the playing rate of SiHa exceeds 50 million, you will be rewarded with 10 intelligence points + blackened card X3]


    Abilities: air skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    ¡­¡­


    In the middle of the night, SiHa rub rice ball finally came to the agreed place, and the second sister hasn''t come yet. Luhani took Wang tie, Chenyi and Yan Qi to buy lollipops, but Li Tiezhu refused. My tough guy Li Tiezhu can''t eat lollipops... Ang, it''s delicious.


    Alps original lollipop is still good.


    Li Tiezhu came to the door of the community with a lollipop. It happened that the second sister came out with her card friend.


    The second sister hugged Chao Ge and Chi Chi and exclaimed, "what are you doing? What are you doing in the middle of the night?"


    Li Tiezhu quickly rubbed up and waited for a hug in line.


    The second sister hugged Tian Yu and said two words. Li Tiezhu was eager to try.


    Chen Chichi said to Luhani, "look, Li Tiezhu is so excited. Ha ha, when he''s finished holding it, you can report it directly."


    Luhani nodded and was a little afraid: "Why me? You report!"


    Chen Chichi: "you''re brother-in-law. I''m an outsider. I''m afraid he''ll fuck me."


    Luhani smiled: "hehe... I''m very flustered by you!"


    Over there, after greeting Tian Yu, the second sister walked towards Luhani.


    Li Tiezhu jumped: "second sister, and me."


    The second sister was startled: "ouch, I''m scared to death! Why are you dark again? I didn''t see you in the dark."


    Li Tiezhu: "I was so angry with brother Chao."


    The second sister and Li Tiezhu hugged and separated: "you''re stupid. Have you been bullied with them?"


    Deng Chao immediately shouted, "who bullies who? Second sister, don''t be deceived by his appearance."


    Li Tiezhu was about to explain. Luhani suddenly jumped out and raised his hand: "director! I want to report. Li Tiezhu''s task must be to embrace the opposite sex. If the amount is, I guess it''s four times. Now it''s three times."


    The second sister doesn''t know the situation.


    Li Tiezhu said, "fat deer, how do you know? Did brother Chao tell you?"


    Luhani: "no, I swear! Brother Chao didn''t tell me. Hahaha... Iron pillar, the whole mosaic in the next issue, hahaha!"


    Then, the director came up and looked forward to seeing director Yan.


    Yan Dao''s face was expressionless: "congratulations to Li Tiezhu for taking the lead in completing the secret task."


    Chen Chichi opened her mouth wide, unbelievable.


    Luhani was stunned: "ha?"


    Deng Chao, who was explaining to the second sister over there, couldn''t bear it: "what''s the matter with the director team? Is it openly partial to Li Tiezhu? I tore it twice, didn''t I suffer in vain? He only hugged three opposite sexes. We all remember the female staff, grandma Cheng and the second sister."


    Li Tiezhu grinned: "Hey, hey... Want to fuck me? Fat deer, you''re finished."


    Luhani hid behind Chen Chichi and waited for the director group to give an explanation.


    Yan Dao brought a tablet and played the picture of Li Tiezhu and Chen Yi accompanying Deng Chao''s mother to buy pancakes. Li Tiezhu forcibly thanked her mother for brother Chao and embraced success.


    Then, Li Tiezhu turned back and forced Chen Yi to the corner of the wall. He grabbed his leg and made a vertical split. Rao is dancing, and Chen Yi cries out in pain. Li Tiezhu threatens him not to say it, or he will tear him directly. Chen Yi is forced to agree.


    So after Li Tiezhu hugged his second sister, he had completed the secret task.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani are stupid. Is this finished?


    Deng Chao was the worst.


    Yan Dao: "congratulations to Li Tiezhu for getting a 500 yuan reward to get the red envelope."


    Li Tiezhu happily took the red envelope and hasn''t opened it yet.


    Yan Dao added, "Li Tiezhu, pay back the money."


    As soon as Li Tiezhu''s face collapsed, he handed back a 500 yuan red envelope.


    Director Yan: "OK, Li Tiezhu still owes 200 yuan. The recording continues."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    "Ah! It''s really Li Tiezhu!"


    The second sister''s card friends came to take pictures with Li Tiezhu. There was no way. The second sister''s card friends were older and belonged to mother powder.


    Taking advantage of Li Tiezhu''s entanglement, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani were called aside by Yan guide.


    Yan Dao: "according to the rules, you should choose one of the three to admit defeat and be punished. The next period will be full mosaic."


    Deng Chao: "it can''t be me. He pressed my horse twice. Now I walk in pain and can''t suffer in vain! I have no credit and pain!"


    Luhani: "it can''t be me. I just reported him. He doesn''t look at me right now. He will retaliate against me. I can''t accept punishment anymore."


    Chen Chichi: "in fact, I also paid a lot..."


    Luhani: "show of hands, I vote for chichige."


    Deng Chao: "Chen Chichi."


    Chen Chichi: "


    Director Yan: "OK, you go back and play directly with Li Tiezhu. You two finish the task and Chen Chichi will be punished. Otherwise, how can you target Li Tiezhu in the next period?"


    Chen Chichi: "are you sure this is for Li Tiezhu, not for me?"


    This picture was also on the main film in the whole process. The audience couldn''t laugh. The three people stole chicken and didn''t eat rice. Yan Daozhi was the most dog. He knew that Li Tiezhu secretly held his teacher''s mother, but he concealed it in the whole process. It''s hard to say who he was targeting.


    The barrage of bullets mocks wantonly:


    "Chen Chichi, I teach you to be a man!"


    "It''s not easy to see Chen Chichi''s bitch eat flat in the program."


    "Li Tiezhu is really not stupid, just a simple character."


    "Look forward to Chen Chichi''s next mosaic face."


    "I expect Li Tiezhu to retaliate against Luhani with his character..."


    "Fat deer, the whole person is square, ha ha ha..."


    "Deng Chao, does it still hurt?"


    Chen Chichi came back and said, "where are you playing mahjong? Why don''t we go up and have a rest."


    Second sister: "where can I have a rest? The third sister''s old people and children are asleep."


    Chen Chichi: "I didn''t expect this..."


    Deng Chao: "children, the old man fell asleep, you actually play mahjong?"


    Card friends said: "we have a special mahjong room!"


    Li Tiezhu''s Rainbow fart gushed wildly: "professional! This is the highest level of playing mahjong! And ah, I feel we are particularly honored. Do you know? There are two kinds of the highest etiquette for picking up friends in Xichuan, one is to eat hot pot with you, willing to eat mandarin duck pot, and the other is to pick you up halfway through mahjong. I''m so moved!"


    The second sister nodded: "right, right!"


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani looked at each other. This guy is really shameless!


    Then, the second sister led everyone to a small shop on the street and ordered dishes in and out. All dishes were served in two. The old three are right. Look in the eyes. Play it. Just revenge in the next few issues.


    Chen Chichi burps Luhani, and Luhani dodges in disgust.


    Chen Chichi came to Deng Chao again.


    Deng Chao raised his hand: "report, Chen Chichi''s task is to hiccup at others. If he is not scolded, he will succeed once. Right?"


    Chen Chichi: "No. stop guessing!"


    Yan Dao: "how many times?"


    Chen Chichi''s acting skills are good. He stood up and showed a strange expression: "did you give me a hint? The director team is too much!"


    Deng Chao: "four times."


    Yan Dao: "No."


    Luhani: "five times?"


    Yan Dao: "Chen Chichi is eliminated and punished. In the next period, he will play mosaic."


    Chen Chichi: "... Very good! In the next period, I don''t make up or do my hair. I can sleep for one more hour, ha ha ha, er..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "fight with me? Hum!"


    Chen Chichi: "ah! I, my skull hurts."

 Chapter 197

    Then Luhani and Deng Chao casually perfunctory a task, saying that it was completed, and the program team also successfully certified. Li Tiezhu concentrated on eating and never thought about what was wrong. After all, he never thought that he would be targeted if he was so good.


    Chen Chichi was a little upset: "are your secret tasks so perfunctory? One is praising four kinds of food, and the other is teasing three people?"


    Deng Chao drank lotus root soup. After a rainbow fart, he said to his second sister, "it''s expensive."


    The second sister has a strange expression on her face. Do you really want me to treat you?


    On the other side of the second sister, Chen Chichi saw the eyes handed over by Deng Chao, understood it and began the routine performance.


    Deng Chao: "for example, if we go to Yuzhang, if you pay, I will be beaten."


    The second sister shrugged and looked strange.


    Chen Chichi: "I don''t think that''s what Lao Deng said, but it''s also reasonable. It''s rough or not."


    Deng Chao: "come here and let us pay for it. If it gets out..."


    Chen Chichi: "it seems impolite."


    The second sister smiled and said, "I''ll buy it, I''ll buy it!"


    The others also laughed. These two people deserve to be old variety shows, one by one.


    The newcomer Li Tiezhu refused to accept, or his ability to fight against the sky and the earth and the air: "how do you talk? You look like the second sister is forced to pay the bill by us. What do you think of the audience? It doesn''t matter if we force people to pay the bill. Anyway, everyone has no integrity. But the second sister is generous. She''s not the one who doesn''t want to pay the bill! You''re... Immoral."


    Deng Chao: "you... We didn''t force the second sister."


    Chen Chichi: "where are we?"


    Luhani whispered, "iron pillar, keep a low profile. We have no money now."


    The second sister was stunned: "do I buy it or not?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I still want to buy it, but second sister, you should take the initiative to buy it. For example, if you rush to pay the bill, you look atmospheric."


    Second sister: "I don''t want to be atmospheric."


    Li Tiezhu: "you bought all the orders and were forced to treat. Thanks? Isn''t it? Forgive me for the offence. I''ll knock one for you first."


    With that, Li Tiezhu pushed the dishes in front of him and hit his head down.


    Bang!


    The dishes on the table jumped, and the dishes collided with each other.


    The second sister trembled with fear: "Ho ~"


    Chen Chichi narrowed her eyes and looked strange.


    Deng Chao couldn''t laugh or cry.


    After knocking, Li Tiezhu raised his head and raised his hand: "boss, pay the bill! How much is it? Don''t rob anyone with me!"


    Second sister: "???? oh... What, I''ll pay, I''ll pay! Iron pillar, you sit down, can I let you pay?"


    Chen Chichi also responded: "boss, look for me, look for me."


    Deng Chao: "you can''t spend money. I''ll come. I have money."


    The second sister pressed Chen Chichi and Deng Chao down, stood up and asked the boss to pay the bill. After a while, he came back and asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, does that mean?"


    Li Tiezhu thumbed up: "beautiful! As soon as the teacher edited it in the later stage, everyone seemed very enthusiastic, but the second sister''s righteousness is thin, and no one can rob you."


    The second sister sat down and said, "hey? That makes sense."


    Deng Chao and Chen Chichi looked at each other. They were shocked or shocked. The little guy was more poisonous than us!


    Luhani secretly raised his thumb: "it is worthy of being the king of rubbing rice!"


    Li Tiezhu whispered: "the first key to rubbing rice is to make the other party happy and have a sense of achievement. In this way, people will invite you next time, otherwise there will be no next time."


    Luhani: "next time?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what if we don''t make money to eat tomorrow?"


    Luhani: "


    Barrage:


    "Later, the teacher will not edit like this, ha ha..."


    "Li Tiezhu is a real dog. He eats people''s food and forces them to play and take the initiative to treat."


    "Once said, Li Tiezhu is more cruel than Deng Chao and Chen Chichi."


    "There is a big difference between active and passive."


    "Luhani is confused. It''s not as much as Li Tiezhu."


    "Li Tiezhu has rich experience!"


    "I want to rub it again. I''m serious!"


    Everyone has almost eaten. Li Tiezhu is still eating a lot. He has a great appetite.


    Chen Chichi said, "thank you for your hospitality. Let''s each say a word of blessing to our second sister."


    The second sister looked forward with disgust.


    Chen Chichi held for a long time: "go to bed early and get up early."


    Tian Yu solemnly: "I wish you to get through the stage of dieting as soon as possible."


    Luhani: "I wish the second sister delicious."


    Wang tie: "I wish you good health."


    Second sister: "ha? Thank you."


    Chen Chichi: "is this the least educated blessing you have ever received?"


    Second sister: "almost no words."


    Deng Chao: "on behalf of you, you have no culture and no sense of variety." stand up and bow: "thank you, second sister."


    The second sister covered her face and smiled.


    Li Tiezhu sucked a huge screw: "what, let me say the most sincere blessing! Second sister, I wish you peace... I hope I will never meet people like us again."


    The second sister laughed more exaggerated, and then raised a cup of tea: "ha ha... It''s still Tiezhu with culture! I know I love you."


    Li Tiezhu touched the screw: "cheers!"


    Luhani grabs her hair with both hands. My God, the blackest thing is Li Tiezhu. The second sister still thinks Li Tiezhu is good to her? What''s the matter with the world?


    Then, the program team released a new task. We went to grab the first breakfast in several food stores. If we couldn''t grab it, we didn''t have lunch.


    In other words, it''s five o''clock after all.


    Everyone said goodbye to the second sister and went to their own food shop.


    Before leaving, Li Tiezhu said to his second sister, "sister, I''m sorry. It''s your treat to meet for the second time."


    Second sister: "what does it have to do with you? Chen Chichi must have appointed me, right?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "he didn''t get through first, and others called. I thought I had your phone, so I called one. Then, I''m really hungry. Hey hey... Next time, I''ll invite you to make it for you and your brother-in-law."


    The second sister said, "OK! Next time you come to Jiangxia, I''ll invite you."


    Li Tiezhu: "really?"


    Second sister: "of course."


    After saying goodbye, Li Tiezhu went with Luhani.


    Luhani asked, "what did you say to your second sister for so long? Are you so familiar?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the second time I saw you, I felt that my second sister was very kind. She said that she would invite me next time she came to Jiangxia."


    Luhani: next time? When is next time


    Only two people failed in the task of grabbing the first single food, one was Deng Chao and the other was Li Tiezhu. The two of them need to solve their lunch by themselves.


    Deng Chao: "just the two of us? They''re both asleep?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well, I went to bed, too."


    Deng Chao: "what are you sleeping for? Let''s find a way to get food!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t listen and left decisively: "I''m still growing up. I can''t sleep."


    Deng Chao: "


    Then, Deng Chao called Chenyi and Luhani to help him. Chen Chichi knew there was a fraud and didn''t answer the phone. Luhani and Chenyi couldn''t get off the thief ship. After all, it''s not brother Chao''s style to have a brother without a pit.


    Finally, Deng Chao smiled: "Li Tiezhu hasn''t finished his task, and dare to sleep? Let''s go to work first. He won''t have any food to eat at that time. Let him beg us. Ha ha ha, just think about it!"


    ¡­¡­


    Teacher Chen Ming was the master of ceremonies for a wedding today. He was entangled by Deng Chao. He forced Chen Ming to take them to rub the meal with a pair of dark circles under his eyes. So Deng Chao disguised himself as a hotel waiter, while Luhani and Chenyi pretended to be photographers carrying SLRs.


    During this period, Deng Chao made several embarrassments and was almost recognized.


    At eleven o''clock, Li Tiezhu yawned and came to the rest room prepared by the hotel for the employees of the wedding company. Chen Ming stroked a string of words here, and Deng Chao came back patting his chest.


    Deng Chao: "I just moved a chair. I moved it back and forth four times. I was scared to death. I almost revealed my stuffing. Eh? Who is this?"


    Chen Ming looked up at Li Tiezhu and smiled.


    Li Tiezhu only slept for four hours, but he was not too awake. He said, "morning, brother Chao."


    Deng Chaoqi smiled: "shit! We didn''t sleep at all. What''s the matter with you? You want to rub my meal? I tell you, there''s no way!"


    Li Tiezhu: "stingy."


    Deng Chao: "I''m stingy? I called Xiaolu and Chenyi back and let them reason. We''ve been busy for several hours. We''re going to succeed. Are you here? Is there such a good thing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "good brothers want to share."


    Deng Chao turned and left, "I have no friendship with you. You said it yourself yesterday."


    Chen Ming smiled and asked Li Tiezhu, "what''s the effect of the program?"


    Li Tiezhu had already met teacher Chen Ming. He shook his head and looked innocent: "I''m not here to rub the rice. I''m here to deliver the rice, but they don''t seem to appreciate it."


    Chen Ming: "do you believe it yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I really didn''t come to rub rice. Don''t you even believe me?"


    Chen Ming stopped talking and said to his heart, the child is stupid and doesn''t seem to have any sense of variety. Help him talk to brother Chao later. Brother Chao has always had a good character and should agree with Li Tiezhu.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu, Luhani and Chenyi came back. They disguised very well, especially the round faced fat deer.


    Deng Chao said, "you two are reasonable. We''ve been busy for a long time. It''s almost time for dinner. He''s coming to rub the meal. Do you agree?"


    Luhani shook his head decisively: "resolutely disagree."


    Chen Yi hesitated: "I''m afraid brother Tiezhu will tear me. He has great strength..."


    Deng Chao: "don''t be afraid, we protect you."


    Chen Yi said, "I don''t agree."


    Li Tiezhu smashed his mouth: "in fact... I''m here to deliver dinner to you. I''ve got a big meal. As long as I join, we can share the big meal together."


    Deng Chao smiled: "you want to fool me again! I''m not fooled!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you three really don''t eat?"


    Deng Chao: "don''t eat!"


    The other two shook their heads directly.


    Deng Chao said, "if you want to rub your meal, you should show some sincerity. First make a sincere apology, and then owe the three of us 200 yuan each. We''ll take you to rub your meal."


    Li Tiezhu looked sincere: "I really didn''t come to rub rice!"


    Deng Chao sneered: "there''s nothing to talk about! Bye, we''re going to work and we''ll never take you to eat."


    The wedding will begin soon. Chen Ming has left and is ready to appear. Deng Chao naturally wants to keep up.


    Li Tiezhu gave a cry and didn''t speak.


    Deng Chaogang walked out of the door. A little brother of takeout came in under the escort of the staff of the program group, because the hotel didn''t allow takeout to come in directly. The delivery boy came in and asked, "Li Tiezhu? Li Tiezhu? Your delivery."


    Deng Chao was stunned.


    Luhani was silly: "so many?"


    Chen Yi swallowed his saliva and looked at Deng Chao: "brother?"


    Li Tiezhu greeted the delivery boy and asked for a signature. Then he looked at the big meal on the table and worried. There are too many. Can I finish it alone?


    A large self heating hot pot, a small pot, a large bowl of pig bone soup, several fried vegetables, and rice.


    Deng Chao smiled with embarrassment: "Tiezhu really didn''t forget brothers. Come on, Xiaolu and Chenyi, come and thank brother Zhu!"


    Chen Yi: "thank you, brother Zhu."


    Luhani: Thank you, brother Zhu! Brother Zhu is domineering


    Li Tiezhu began to beat the drum to make the pot "Where, where, you still have the backbone and don''t eat the food that comes from a meal. I''m narrow-minded and shouldn''t invite you to eat with me. This is immoral! It destroys your positive image of self-reliance. It''s really admirable that you rub your meal with your ability. Unlike me, you ask someone to buy me a takeout. Hey! I just say a boxed lunch. The second sister pity me and insists on giving me a whole pot , tut tut... In terms of backbone, I''m not as good as you. "


    Deng Chao swallowed his mouth: "brother Zhu, I''m wrong. I''m really wrong. I misunderstood you."


    Li Tiezhu directly ignored and took out the dishes in zihi pot: tripe, yellow throat, fat cow, wide powder, bamboo shoots, fungus


    Luhani: "Tiezhu, is it really bought by the second sister?"


    Li Tiezhu simply nodded: "Yes, after getting up, the program team said I didn''t have any food and asked me to come to you. I called my second sister on the way and said I came to Jiangxia again and didn''t have any food. The second sister said to invite me to have a big meal. I said forget it. When recording the program, just order me a box lunch takeout. The second sister thought I was polite to her and was very angry. She forced me to fix so many things. Alas, the second sister was too enthusiastic."


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "I believe you, ghost! Where on earth did you get the big meal?"


    Luhani: "Jiangxia again? You haven''t left! You''re too fake. I don''t believe it."


    Li Tiezhu''s sincere face: "is there a single phone number on the order?"


    Luhani looked at the order and the mobile phone. His life was more confused: "the last four digits are the same. It''s really ordered by the second sister."


    Deng Chao was stunned: "second sister... What''s the picture? Li Tiezhu was trapped last night. I''ll give him a big meal today?"


    Li Tiezhu finished the zihi pot, covered it, and then began to peel the spicy crayfish.


    Program team staff: "brother Chao, the wedding has begun. Go quickly."


    Deng Chao: "Tiezhu, leave some for us! Xiaolu, Chenyi, let''s go."


    Luhani: my legs are numb. Have a rest


    Chen Yi: "ah... What, my legs are numb."


    Deng Chao said angrily, "traitors! You are all traitors! I Deng Chao will not give in."


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t keep you, brother Chao, come on! Great!"


    Deng Chao was speechless and turned away angrily.


    Li Tiezhu opened a stool: "Chen Yi, come and sit down and try the crayfish. It feels OK."


    Chen Yi sat down happily and smiled: "thank you, brother. From now on, I will follow your lead! You are my brother!"


    Luhani touched his nose: "brother Zhu, brother Zhu? I was wrong. Chen Chichi forced you to report yesterday."

 Chapter 198

    Li Tiezhu didn''t lift his head, peeled out a crayfish, dipped it in the soup, took a bite, took a mouthful of fragrance, and groaned with satisfaction: "it''s better to be spicy."


    Chen Yi''s hands and feet were very fast, and he also ate a crayfish. He had a burst of happiness, but he didn''t dare to show it for fear of offending Luhani.


    Luhani put the SLR camera on, licked his face, sat down next to Li Tiezhu, turned his eyes, and picked up a plastic glove: "Tiezhu, you peel a little slowly. I''ll teach you a new way to peel lobster."


    Li Tiezhu gave a sound and looked over.


    Chen Yi held back his smile and peeked.


    Luhani really has a set of tricks. He peels a shrimp from his tail in three seconds, with a prominent face: "how''s it going? Come on?"


    With that, Luhani was about to throw the shrimps into his mouth, and then stopped awkwardly.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani and the lobster in his hand.


    Luhani swallowed his saliva, grunted a little louder, and then reluctantly put the crayfish into Li Tiezhu''s bowl: "eat, eat, I don''t like crayfish, I''ll peel it for you. I tell you, there''s nothing delicious about crayfish, but peeling lobster is very satisfying, just like some people like pinching bubbles..."


    Li Tiezhu handed over a paper towel.


    Luhani took it, wiped his saliva, and finally smiled shyly: "ha ha... Iron pillar, the crayfish smells good, ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I won''t fuck you, brother Lu. We''ll fix chige in the next issue."


    Luhani forcibly ate a crayfish. Seeing that Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything, he moved more quickly: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s nothing to me, but it doesn''t mean much to you that he urged you to report me. He clearly knows that brother Chao''s crotch is about to crack, and he also urged you. Is this unknown to harm you? If I can''t tell the good from the bad, how can you... Play football in the future?"


    Luhani was stunned: "yes! Why didn''t I react?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "those two old people are difficult to deal with. You must suffer losses if you follow them. We are different. We are both young people. We are also musicians..."


    Luhani took the shrimp and pointed to Li Tiezhu: "pure!"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s right. Therefore, we two should unite."


    Luhani nodded repeatedly: "it makes sense. You give brother Chao a word of horse, but you are so kind to me. You don''t take revenge at all and give me crayfish. I believe you! In the future, I will be one head, national brother-in-law vs Tianba Dongba TUA!"


    Li Tiezhu: "come, deer elder brother, the whole big stick bone, the marrow inside this can be the essence."


    Luhani was flattered: "Oh, pay attention! Thank you, brother."


    Chen Yi, who stealthily eats like a hamster, is it terrible for Li Tiezhu? Is this really new?


    What am I? Vegetable chicken?


    No, I shouldn''t be so inflated. I''m a vegetable bug at best.


    When the self heating hot pot was cooked, Li Tiezhu opened the cover and mixed dishes: "well, the hot pot was almost interesting, but it was invincible to rub the rice. The second sister was righteous."


    Luhani repeated his old skill and put food in Li Tiezhu''s bowl: "tell me carefully, why did the second sister invite you to dinner again? I can''t figure it out."


    Li Tiezhu ate the fire pot and said, "it''s like this..."


    When the program was broadcast, the later teacher added an inverted special effect here. It was an hour ago.


    At ten o''clock, Li Tiezhu, who didn''t wake up, appeared in the room with disheveled hair. Facing the urging of the staff to let him go to work, he glanced: "isn''t it just rubbing rice? I''m best at rubbing rice."


    The staff began to talk to Li Tiezhu. If they want to rub rice successfully, they must ask brother Chao''s forgiveness and so on.


    Li Tiezhu washed out, got into the car, and his backhand was a phone call: "Hello? Second sister? Today, brother Chao went to the wedding site to work for dinner. He lost his job and didn''t eat. He didn''t sleep. He took Fawn and Chenyi to dress up... HMM. I''ll go to see them. By the way, I''ll go to the site to eat and show them. How about ordering two boxed meals for me?"


    Second sister: "they were so miserable? They didn''t sleep? Well, what''s the good about boxed lunch? I''ll give you a luxury meal and you''ll help me greedy them. After I place an order, I''ll give you a screenshot and send me the address."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, second sister, it''s on me."


    After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu collapsed in the car to make up for his sleep. Soon the mobile phone rang, and the screen was a screenshot of the order sent by the second sister, which was super luxurious.


    Playback ends here.


    The comments in the barrage area are a little confused:


    "What''s the rhythm? Is the second sister so two?"


    "Is Li Tiezhu too bad?"


    "Yes, rub people once and rub people twice."


    "Li Tiezhu concealed important information, and he had no food himself."


    "Suddenly I feel serious. I''m very black."


    "I think Li Tiezhu''s instinctive reaction is that he is stupid and bad."


    "Is it OK to be silly and bad?"


    In the rest room, Li Tiezhu ate heartily.


    After hearing what Li Tiezhu said, Chen Yi was more puzzled: "does the second sister hate us so much? She ordered such a luxurious meal to annoy us. Then why does she like brother Tiezhu so much?"


    Luhani smiled: "hahaha... Chenyi, what the performing arts circle pays attention to is not singing and dancing..."


    Li Tiezhu: "and the sophistication of the world. Spicy claw taught me."


    Luhani took a chopstick with his belly: "Yes! Can the second sister be so easy to cheat? Also, does she simply order food for Tiezhu? You don''t understand the implication of Li Tiezhu and the second sister. Li Tiezhu seems to be angry with us. In fact, he is worried that we can''t eat, tired and hungry. The second sister then ordered a big meal. It is obvious that she loves brother Chao and we didn''t rest, and didn''t order it for Tiezhu alone. They are Deliberately bring us food, second sister, good man! Tiezhu good brother! "


    Chen Yi pulled his head: "is it so complicated?"


    Li Tiezhu: "is it complicated?"


    Chen Yi lost his management ability: "isn''t it complicated?"


    Luhani: "hahaha... Therefore, brother Chao had a share of it. As a result, we ate hot pot and he went to work again, hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "there''s no way. Can''t everyone stop working? Is the program still recorded?"


    Luhani: "that makes sense. Come on, brother Chao. Oh, the duck blood is delicious."


    Then it became clear:


    "Iron pillar has high Eq. why haven''t you found it before?"


    "Being easily found is also called high EQ?"


    "Han Hong, lengba, Fang Bo and Xu Shan are all competing to bring new people. Can they have no EQ?"


    "Fang Bo was tied, kicked and accompanied Li Tiezhu on the show. Li Tiezhu was terrible."


    "And iron head baby, what are you fascinated with? Li Tiezhu is terrible + 1."


    "Didn''t anyone say that period of masked singer? He burst out when he appeared. As a result, he became the focus of the whole audience. He couldn''t refuse."


    "Iron pillar reminds me of an actor who is also simple and naive. His EQ is high enough to be explosive and likable."


    "I doubt you''re talking about Wang moubao."


    "There''s no doubt about it upstairs. The iron pillar is an enhanced version."


    The crayfish had only shell left, and the small hot pot was at the bottom. When the three people were full and began to drink soup, brother Chao ran back with sweat: "fawn, Chenyi, hey hey... Is it so fast? Ah? Is it so fast? I went for 20 minutes..."


    Brother Chao''s serious face was filled with grief and anger.


    Luhani: "brother Chao doesn''t eat the food from the hot pot. I''m different. I''m spineless. The Internet says I''m a bitch."


    Brother Chao smiled and sprayed: "fawn, you don''t want your face for a hot pot?"


    Luhani: "can you eat your face?"


    Brother Chao: "


    Deng Chao came over, looked at the small hot pot, grabbed Luhani''s chopsticks, changed one end, and began to pick them up in the small hot pot. When he picked them up, he smiled and burst into tears: "really finished? Half a potato is left? Hehe hehe..."


    Be reasonable, Deng Chao is really a little angry. Even if he has always had a good character and takes good care of his younger generation in variety shows, is this too much?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t go too far alone, and Luhani went too far. Chen Yi forget it. The little boy doesn''t understand anything at all.


    Li Tiezhu burped: "burp ~ it''s too strong. Brother Chao is unkind. He always doesn''t want to eat food with us. He forced brother Lu to eat a lot of belly and crayfish. He''s fat. Do you still treat him like this?"


    Luhani covered his face and laughed: "ha ha... Li Tiezhu, you are the devil!"


    Deng Chao threw his chopsticks and twisted his expression. He switched back and forth between anger and laughter. Finally, he became the classic "crying without tears": "I... give me the spoon."


    Chen Yi hands over the spoon.


    Deng Chao scooped a spoonful of soup from a small hot pot, took a mouthful of it, and tasted it stiffly: "it tastes really good!"


    Chen Yi and Luhani rolled with laughter.


    [Ding...]


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed and stung again. He grabbed back the spoon: "brother Chao, don''t do this. The image of a tough man has lasted so long. Don''t break the work. In the program group, cut off the picture at the bottom of brother Chao''s hot pot soup."


    Deng Chao: "


    Li Tiezhu burped again: "burp ~ brother Chao, add some oil!"


    Deng Chao took a deep breath and really wanted to curse. Finally, he handed the SLR on the table to Luhani, turned and left: "the wedding is coming to an end, you two, let''s show up. Who... Shameless, wear a mask and follow me."


    Li Tiezhu: "good!"


    For the effect of the program, brother Chao is really fighting. This is not black, unlike Chen Chichi''s lazy goods.


    Moreover, brother Chao has a good character. In this way, he didn''t really turn against Li Tiezhu. For another big guy, I''m afraid he''ll be out directly, and there will be no lens left in this period.


    At the wedding scene, Chen Ming said at the end of the wedding: "please wait a moment. We have prepared some special gifts for the two newlyweds. Let''s invite our hotel staff to present a dance for you."


    Brother Chao appeared on the stage wearing a wig and a mask. He almost flashed his waist.


    The crowd at the scene was stunned. What the hell is this? The hotel managers on one side are even blacker. Such employees should be dismissed directly.


    After the jump, brother Chao took his wig and mask and greeted everyone, causing everyone to scream and raise his cell phone.


    Chen Yi was also called to jump for a while. Fat deer refused. He just ate a little.


    Brother Chao was not satisfied. As soon as he scanned the door, he found a black faced baby: "the black faced guy, who looks very bad at first sight, is also one of us. Come up and sing a song for everyone."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hide either. He took off his mask and went on stage.


    The audience shouted his name. After all, Li Tiezhu''s name is also very loud during this period, especially the song is good.


    Deng Chao is still slandering Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu looks simple and honest, but in fact, he is bad. I work hard here. He eats self heated hot pot backstage and doesn''t leave a piece for me. Do you think he did it really well?"


    Brother Chao still cares a little.


    Everyone under the stage, especially the mother fans, shouted in unison: "well done iron pillar!"


    Deng Chao: "ah?"


    For mom fans, there must be something wrong with my iron pillar if I don''t do such a reckless thing.


    Li Tiezhu took over the microphone: "thank you. I''ll bring you a new song and sing a paragraph."


    Deng Chao: "new songs? What have you never sung?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "thank brother Chao for giving me inspiration. This song is dedicated to brother Chao. Brother Lu, give me the whole batch of explosion."


    Luhani: "it''s biebox."


    Li Tiezhu: "whatever, a song" hot pot seasoning "is dedicated to brother Chao."


    Deng Chao is still a little confused. Is this an apology?


    Following the rhythm of Luhani, Li Tiezhu began to sing:


    We eat hot pot, you eat hot pot bottom


    Laugh at you because I''m polite


    There are many people to compare the cruel goods


    What''s the first day of this month


    ¡­¡­


    Deng Chao''s face is stiff. He''s really angry. Is this ironic that I drank hot pot soup just now? Is that too much? Thanks to me, I''ve been taking care of you. I''m an elder anyway. I''m not angry. Are you mocking me?


    Bikes in Luhani is a little messy. Is Li Tiezhu so rigid?


    Chen Yi was embarrassed in the whole process.


    Chen Ming, who retreated to one side, shook his head slightly. Li Tiezhu really can''t be a man. Based on his understanding of Deng Chao, this is really angry.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing has a sense of rhythm, which makes everyone very hi:


    Shuangqing hot doesn''t accompany you hustle


    Spicy, spicy, not with you, hustle


    Spicy, spicy, not with you, hustle


    Spicy, spicy, not with you, hustle


    ¡­¡­


    Soon, one song was finished and the whole audience applauded.


    When the program was broadcast, the response was different. Some people held the bullet screen, others sprayed it, some said it was a variety effect, and some said Li Tiezhu was not a person.


    Deng Chao held back his anger, took the three people to thank everyone, and then walked out. Go back and change your clothes and rub your meal. Of course, he is the only one who needs to rub your meal.


    Deng Chao returned to the lounge and went to change his clothes without saying a word.


    Luhani and Chenyi are a little scared. Brother Chao didn''t do this before. They always say a few words to them and boast about the new people to help ease the tension.


    Li Tiezhu turned a deaf ear, silently walked to the table and took out a self heating hot pot.


    Luhani: "ah? You still have one? Yes, iron pillar! Brother Chao, he has..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I have to hide it from you, otherwise it''s not easy to play. The program team won''t shoot this section, let brother Chao keep angry, and then reflect his good character. How good?"


    Luhani: are you a bad man


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m iron Han Han. What am I afraid of?"


    Chen Yi: "I really learned..."


    Deng Chao changed his clothes with a dark face, suddenly sucked his nose, looked at it, rolled his throat, and seemed to realize something. His eyes flashed, but his face remained dismissive and walked towards the door.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah ah ah! This fat cow hotpot is more fragrant than the self heating hotpot just now. Tut tut......"


    Deng Chao went out of the door, ran back in less than three seconds and grabbed Li Tiezhu''s neck: "your uncle! I was just angry. Do you know? I''m so miserable this time? It''s a horse and eats hot pot seasoning? You also wrote a song to mock me! I strangle you."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t this to set off your great image of disregarding past grievances and enduring humiliation?"


    Deng Chao: "go away! Where are the chopsticks?"


    Li Tiezhu stepped aside and offered chopsticks with both hands: "while it''s hot, I''ll bring you soup."


    Luhani quietly took out a small box from one side of the plastic box: "I''m afraid Tiezhu won''t keep it for you. I quietly left you ten crayfish and shrimps, all stripped with Li Tiezhu on my back. I was frightened."


    Deng Chao was slightly moved. Luhani and Li Tiezhu were good children. He looked at Chenyi again.


    Chen Yi panicked: "I, I..."


    Deng Chao said with a smile, "look at the children. Don''t be afraid. You''re fine. Don''t learn from these two old Youzi. It''s important to keep this simplicity."


    Chen Yi was sweating: "thank you, brother Chao."


    Deng Chao wolfed down. After all, he was sleepy and hungry. After eating the hot pot, drinking the soup, dipping in the soup, tasting the crayfish, wiping his mouth, he went to "rub the rice".


    Before Deng Chao left, he also pointed to Li Tiezhu: "the sense of variety is very good! The program group can start shooting."


    Deng Chao went on working.


    Luhani sighed: "my sense of variety is brought out by brother Chao and brother Chi. They have taught me a lot. Iron pillar, you are born! Good voice phase I, you and your postpartum brother are stunned."


    Chen Yi: "does brother Chao blame me for not leaving something for him?"


    Luhani patted him on the shoulder: "Hey! People are more popular than people. You will follow iron pillars in the future. You know? If you can learn his success, there will be a place for you in the variety industry."


    Chen Yi: "learn from him? What? I dance and can''t sing."


    Luhani: "


    Li Tiezhu was concise and comprehensive: "brother Lu asked you to learn from me. I''m shameless and open. The artists who record variety shows are not serious artists."


    Chen Yi: "I''m serious. My agent forced me to come."


    Li Tiezhu also said: "tell you Jill!"


    After recording this paragraph, Deng Chao really liked Li Tiezhu. He was under great pressure to record this program.


    A group of teammates who couldn''t move made him work hard. From time to time, he had to slap himself in the face and sell stupidity, and he had to fall his tail and vertebrae. You can move it. He''s lazy. Yes, he said Chen Chichi. Obviously, he can produce good results. If he doesn''t want to work hard, Luhani works much harder than him.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu came out. Although he was ostensibly tit for tat with him, he actually supported the effect of the program. Moreover, Li Tiezhu also intended to belittle himself and improve Deng Chao''s good character, which moved Deng Chao quite a lot.


    The most important thing is that Li Tiezhu didn''t mention brother Chao at all. I''m sorry. I pressed you and cooked a small hot pot to apologize to you. This is the real temperament.


    Sure enough, there were many discordant voices in the barrage due to the lack of scenes of Li Tiezhu leaving fat cattle hot pot for Deng Chao:


    "This Li Tiezhu really has no quality..."


    "Although it''s a variety show, it''s too much. Li Tiezhu is really tasteless."


    "Luhani didn''t fight for brother Chao."


    "My deer and deer tried their best. Li Tiezhu targeted brother Chao this time."


    "Serious brother, this time it''s really not authentic."


    On one side, director Yan, who monitors the quality of facts, looked at the assistant: "do you still think there is something wrong with my vision?"


    The assistant was convinced: "in the morning, Li Tiezhu went straight to bed. I thought the program was going to collapse. I didn''t expect that he had this skill, powerful, powerful. However, will he be scolded when it was broadcast? After all, the program team didn''t shoot the section of fat cow hot pot for brother Chao."


    Yan Dao: "it''s certain to be scolded! That''s what makes him powerful."


    The assistant asked, "what do you mean?"


    Director Yan smiled: "why should an artist who has no disputes and slot points support a program?"


    The assistant suddenly realized that Li Tiezhu was so black? Is it really a gift?


    On the other hand, the second sister found Chen Chichi who rested after completing the task, said goodbye to Tian Yu and sent back the Yiwu jewelry sent by Chen Chichi last night, which made Chen Chichi quite sad.


    Finally, the second sister asked, "where''s Tiezhu? He visited brother Chao and they haven''t come back yet?"


    Chen Chichi: "where is he visiting? Even if he hasn''t finished his task and has no food to eat, go lick brother Chao and them."


    The second sister thought carefully and thought, "it''s nice of Tiezhu to have no food. She asked me to buy food for brother Chao. This child... Is worthy of our Xichuan baby. It''s reckless and cute."


    Chen Chichi: "


    ¡­¡­


    In the evening, the SiHa tour group took a bus to the wharf. Deng Chao fully demonstrated his variety talent and fooled Chen Ming into boarding the ship. After all, I ate and drank enough at noon and slept full in the afternoon. Now Chao brother is energetic and even a little excited.


    Chen Ming soon wavered under Deng Chao''s incessant attack of tuberculosis.


    When waiting at the dock, Chen Ming called his wife to "ask for leave", which was naturally mischievous again.


    Deng Chao took the members of SiHa to board a super luxury cruise ship at the wharf, which is said to be the largest in the world. Li Tiezhu was happy all the way. When boarding, two female staff members in red waistcoats and masks greeted them. After checking the tickets, they led them to find a room.


    A staff member with black framed glasses kept his head down to register, then trotted with his head buried and led them to the elevator.


    Deng Chao talked all the way. Li Tiezhu texted spicy claw with his mobile phone. He was a little anxious. Why didn''t this guy return the news today? Aren''t you sick again? It used to be seconds.


    When getting on the elevator, the red vest staff gathered around Li Tiezhu and took a look. Li Tiezhu quickly put away his mobile phone.


    The red vest returned, pressed the elevator, then lowered his head and smiled, his shoulders shrugged slightly.


    Later, the teacher replayed the scene with a funny expression in a red vest and subtitles:


    ¡û who is this?


    In the main film, here, the scenes of brother Chao and others are all over, the red vest comes on stage, the special effects change, and the pine and bamboo children shine on the stage. First, she was given a picture of changing clothes and put on black framed glasses.


    Songzhu''er waved his hand: "no, my iron pillar must recognize me at a glance and give me a wig. In addition, the skin is a little black, en, I''ll be a little hunchback at that time..."


    The director group reminded: "you''ve been subversive."


    Matsutake Ko: "that''s not right. Do you know that iron pillar faces are blind? You can tell people by smell, remember to remind me to spray perfume."


    When the program is broadcast, at this link, the audience are hi and look forward to the "encounter" between iron pillar and iron head.

 Chapter 199

    (although the monthly ticket does not have two thousand five, it is changed in advance, because it may not reach two thousand five.)


    Director Yan is really obscene. He not only let songzhuer show his face at the end of this program, but also has a coquettish operation. When Wang tie finished playing and singing, he even made up for the next episode.


    On the deck, songzhu''er was surprised to see Li Tiezhu appear and shouted:


    "Ah! Iron pillar!"


    Then she ran towards Li Tiezhu. Just when they were two or three meters apart... The lens got stuck.


    Caption: ha ha, see you next week.


    Barrage direct spray:


    "I see your sister!"


    "It''s just like a broken dog writer at some point!"


    "You might as well not let pine and bamboo appear in this issue."


    "See once, kiss once, hey!"


    "Absolutely!"


    "Bet fifty cents. I''m not on the show."


    Many viewers are itchy. We want to see iron pillar and iron head baby sprinkle dog food!


    Another week, the program team is a real dog


    The fifth issue of ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


    This is reflected incisively and vividly in several plot points of his tormenting brother Chao.


    When the fifth issue was broadcast, it was when SiHa encountered a reputation storm a month later. Many viewers questioned that SiHa opened high and walked low. The trailer and the first issue were good. There was also Fang Bo supporting in the second issue, which was very happy. There was a blood avalanche in the third and fourth issue.


    Is running really not as good as five?


    Yes and No.


    The three at the gallop bar are used to dancing within the rules, but this is an open program. So as soon as Fang Bo left, they lost their direction, and the director group also pulled their crotch a little.


    The third and fourth phases really have no backbone. Deng Chao is trying his best to adjust, but Chen Chichi, who has better talent, is still lazy.


    Fortunately, the fifth phase took back Li Tiezhu, and the effect was immediate.


    Unlike the audience waiting for a week, the program team continues to record.


    Songzhuer pretended to be a staff member and took several people down the elevator. After a brief tour of the cruise ship, she took them to their room.


    When he came to the luxury suite, Li Tiezhu patted songzhuer on the shoulder: "female master, do we live here? It looks so high-end."


    Songzhuer almost laughed. He lowered his head and dared not speak for fear of revealing his stuffing.


    Another female staff member answered: "yes, you take a break here first. Later, there will be a radio to inform everyone to participate in the activity."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, so many rooms?"


    Over there Luhani pretended to exclaim, "Wow! And the e-sports room!"


    Chen Chichi''s face was full of mosaics and said with a smile, "this is tailor-made for me!"


    Luhani: "at that time, chige, you may be a little sick when you play games with a mosaic on your face."


    Chen Chichi: "


    In fact, this is a long-known link, because the next issue will advertise "dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms".


    Next is the simple room allocation. Each room has two beds. Because there are many rooms, two people have one room.


    Luhani directly chose Li Tiezhu.


    Deng Chao: "a self heating hot pot, as for you? I bought you off?"


    Mosaic: "fat deer, why don''t you choose me?"


    Luhani: "you and brother Chao snore, so don''t torture others, okay? On the evening of issue 0, tie Zhu rode on Chen Chichi and pinched his nose. He couldn''t stop."


    Chen Chichi: "what else? No wonder I had a backache those days."


    Nine people gathered in the small living room and chatted for a while. The radio rang out: "good evening, dear passengers. We will hold a welcome reception for you tonight. Please all guests and friends to the bar on the fifth floor."


    SiHa members went immediately and were welcomed by tourists and fans. Among them, Deng Chao and Tiezhu were the most popular because the passengers were generally older and mostly female


    Here, a group of aunts took photos around brother Chao. There, a group of aunts took pictures with iron pillars and kept sending things to Li Tiezhu.


    "Iron pillar, this is for you to eat, and this..."


    "Have you been bullied when recording the program? Aunt heard that Chen Chichi is not a person."


    "Do you want to work to make money? I''ll give you some secretly."


    "Iron pillar, what do you want to eat? Aunt bought it for you."


    Li Tiezhu''s hair was crumpled. Subtitle: Crazy doting from mother powder.


    Li Tiezhu managed to squeeze out the crowd. When he came to the SiHa special seat of the bar, the whole person was sweating, and the SiHa members had all sat down, even Deng Chao, but there was a fat man with a mosaic in the middle, which was a little against the rules.


    Luhani said to brother Chao, "look! Young fans can''t do me, and middle-aged and old fans can''t do iron pillars, hahaha..."


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly, with a pile of folds at the corners of his eyes, which once looked like Shen mouteng.


    The mosaic on Chen Chichi''s face flashed: "fat deer, do you think there must be more fans among young people than iron pillars now?"


    Luhani was stunned: "ha? I... I''m afraid it''s a little hanging, and my fans are getting old. The main thing is that I lose my fans when I fall in love, and he increases his fans when he falls in love. Is it such a double label? It''s... Immoral!"


    Everyone laughed. The deer was really angry. They were so angry that they began to "speak with iron words".


    When Li Tiezhu sat down, another mother shouted:


    "Little pillar, you are good."


    After a brief introduction to the cruise, the host said: "next, let''s welcome some special guests to bring performances to you. Who is it? Let''s applaud first!"


    Chen Chichi walked to the stage with his fat butt twisted against the mosaic, and then turned back halfway: "it''s not me."


    Deng Chao: "nonsense! Who would invite a man with a code on his face to perform?"


    When the scene laughed, Chen Yi smiled: "it''s a familiar face again."


    The fake director Zhou, whom I saw in the last two issues, came to power.


    Songzhu''er pretended to be a waiter and poured foreign wine for SiHa members. No one noticed her difference. When it was Li Tiezhu''s turn, Li Tiezhu covered the cup and motioned not to pour wine for him.


    Songzhuer resolutely broke Li Tiezhu''s hand.


    Li Tiezhu lowered his voice: "don''t make trouble, get out."


    Chen Yi was surprised. Brother tie Zhu played a big card? Why scold the staff on board?


    The staff member muttered, "it''s boring." then he slipped away.


    Chen Yi scratched his head. What''s the situation?


    Then, the audience cheered Deng Chao''s son-in-law in the East China Sea, and then fake Deng Chao sang on the stage. Everyone thought it was so similar that Deng Chao also danced with the imitators on the stage.


    The host said, "next, we invite an ordinary employee of golden six to bring you a performance and invite her to make a brilliant debut."


    Songzhuer came on stage wearing a mask and holding a microphone. She was a little nervous.


    SiHa members looked at the stage blankly.


    Deng Chao: "so casual?"


    Chen Chichi: "this sister may be the literary model of the unit!"


    Luhani said, "why... Do you wear masks when performing on stage?"


    Chen Chichi: "is it buckteeth?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t talk nonsense. She just wears a mask and some people play mosaics."


    Chen Chichi: "


    On the stage, without a prelude, song Zhuer sang a sentence first, slightly out of tune, but the word was too recognizable:


    "One day I''ll let Tiezhu tell a joke when I''m free..."


    There was an instant of noise.


    Luhani covered his head and jumped up: "pine bamboo! She just received us..."


    Li Tiezhu was instantly pushed onto the stage by Deng Chao and Chen Chichi.


    Chen Yi just woke up. It turned out that iron pillar recognized songzhu''er before! However, for girls who pursue themselves, just say go away. Is it so... Romantic?


    Li Tiezhu hesitated. What am I doing on stage?


    Songzhu''er took Li Tiezhu by the hand and led him to the stage.


    The audience cheered one after another, especially the mother fans, who showed their ferocious faces like old mothers and shouted:


    "Together!"


    The members of SiHa are even more crazy.


    At this time, the accompaniment sound also rose. Songzhuer missed the beat, so she handed the microphone to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu sang a paragraph, and then she sang again. A song of neuropathy made ghosts cry and wolves howl and Demons dance.


    After singing, songzhuer bowed to the audience and took off his masks.


    Like everyone else, Li Tiezhu applauded gently.


    After taking off the mask, song Zhuer jumped and shouted to Li Tiezhu, "Hey, hey, didn''t you expect? It''s old again..."


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu slapped songzhuer on the back of his head: "don''t say dirty words! Record the program."


    Songzhuer raised his head and foolishly said, "OK, OK! Hey, hey..."


    Luhani''s mouth was very wide, and his eyes were about to fall out. In the later stage, he was directly equipped with four big words: "deer shock".


    Luhani: how could pine and bamboo be so clever


    Everyone laughed: "kiss one, kiss one..."


    Deng Chao and Chen Chichi stood up and shouted, "kiss one!"


    Luhani Snickers. Although the two have been rumored for half a month, songzhuer hasn''t caught up with Li Tiezhu yet.


    Chen Yi and Yan Qi are also clamoring, but their hearts are a little sour. This is Li Tiezhu''s card. They are also new people. The gap is like clouds and mud.


    On the stage, songzhuer looked at Li Tiezhu shyly.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you looking at? Go on."


    With that, Li Tiezhu pushed songzhu''er to the SiHa special seat, bowed to all mothers and thanked them: "sorry, sorry, she always sings out of tune..."


    Songzhuer and Li Tiezhu sit together, and Chenyi takes the initiative to give way.


    Deng Chao regretted: "why not kiss one? The audience is very disappointed!"


    Chen mosaic: "bamboo son, you make me look down on you like this. Didn''t you say to see and kiss once?"


    Matsushita: "I kiss secretly. Why should I let you see it?"


    Li Tiezhu glared at Matsushita.


    Songzhu''er stuck out his tongue: "slightly ~ I won''t speak."


    Luhani squeezed over: "iron pillar, iron pillar, teach me, how can you tame it? Why are you so obedient?"


    Li Tiezhu: "play twice in three days. Do you want to learn?"


    Luhani shook his head: "if you don''t learn, I may not be able to beat my family."


    Everyone laughed.


    Luhani recovered and covered his mouth. "What did I say? It''s over!" he spread his hands and fell on the sofa waiting to die.


    After a while, the guests from SiHa, together with the newly arrived songzhuer, came to the stage to greet the audience.


    Deng Chao introduced songzhuer, an old artist who has been playing for more than ten years, and added: "at the same time, she is also a family member of our SiHa brotherhood. She belongs to Li haha and Li Tiezhu..."


    Under the stage, the mother fans were particularly satisfied with songzhuer and shouted, "girlfriend."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face.


    Songzhu''er said shyly, "don''t say that. I haven''t caught up with him yet. Prospective girlfriend, hey, hey..."


    After that, the whole audience danced a group dance and broke up.


    The SiHa brothers returned to the luxury suite for a late night snack - spicy crayfish.


    Songzhuer went back, unloaded her makeup, changed her clothes, habitually pulled a ball head, and came to the suite with plain noodles facing the sky.


    Everyone rushed to say hello to her.


    Luhani: "so fast? No makeup? Don''t worry? Ha ha, there''s plenty of time."


    Songzhuer said, "why make up at night? If I don''t come again, there will be no lobster?"


    Indeed, there are not many lobsters left on the table.


    Li Tiezhu silently handed out a box of unopened. Songzhuer was surprised to take it. It was my Tiezhu who knew it hurt.


    Mosaic ate crayfish Red: "I smell dog food."


    Deng Chao: "I''ve stuffed my mouth before I smell it?"


    Luhani: "hahaha..."


    Songzhuer ate a crayfish and looked a little disgusted: "where did you buy it? It''s not as delicious as Li Tiezhu''s, but it''s also good."


    Luhani: is this Xuanfu crazy devil


    Matsushita: "no! It''s true. The crayfish, frog and pickled crucian carp made of iron pillar are the best I''ve ever eaten!"


    Tian Yu asked, "iron pillar, when were you together?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we are not together..."


    Matsushita: "don''t talk nonsense, Miss Tian. We''re still in high school. Why should we wait for college? Otherwise, the impact will be bad."


    The mosaic fat man choked directly and asked Deng Chao to bring him water.


    Luhani: "now you know the impact is bad? You have kissed! People all over the country know you are in love."


    Songzhu''er pondered: "in fact, I haven''t caught up with the iron pillar. I''m too hasty to kiss."


    A group of new people and old people laughed. Is this girl too straight?


    Song Zhuer added, "I''m sorry to have misunderstood you. I''m sorry... Mr. Wang Feng."


    Deng Chao, who was just about to speak, choked with laughter, knowing that they robbed Wang Feng of the headlines.


    Li Tiezhu was angry: "speak again and throw you off the boat."


    "Oh."


    Songzhu''er gave a clever answer, lowered his head and silently peeled the lobster. He didn''t eat it himself and gave it to Li Tiezhu.


    The old people frowned, and the two newcomers looked strange.


    Luhani''s expression gradually became sad and stopped talking several times. Finally, he couldn''t help it:


    "No, I don''t understand. Zhu Er is as wild as Husky at ordinary times. How can he be so good in front of Li Tiezhu? I don''t accept it! Shuangshuang looks much better than her at ordinary times. Who knows it''s a tigress... Huh..."


    Mosaic fat man flew over and covered Luhani''s mouth: "brother, isn''t it good to live?"


    Luhani held his head in his hands and smiled tragically: "ha ha... My God! Brothers, remember to visit my grave next year..."


    Director Yan interrupted everyone''s laughter and said, "in the last part of today, four permanent guests will extract tomorrow''s Secret tasks."


    At the popular link again, Luhani was resurrected with blood and smoked first.


    "Hahaha... I''m so happy."


    Chen Chichi also drew one: "is it so funny? Ha ha..."


    Deng Chao: "these two people are crazy. What''s the purpose of one task? Pooh... Geese..."


    Li Tiezhu also drew one: "ah... This... Why is your task so humorous and mine so difficult?"


    The three groups laughed, because what we saw was your task: "ha ha!!!"

 Chapter 200

    "Golden 6 cruise line, the next stop is Wushan. It is expected to arrive in ten hours. SiHa travel agency will serve you all the way."


    The brightly lit cruise ship passes through the dark Three Gorges.


    In the suite, songzhuer asked Li Tiezhu curiously, "Tiezhu, what''s your task?"


    Li Tiezhu gave her a resentful look: "I can''t tell you."


    Matsushita: "I''m with you."


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani laughed together. Anyone can tell, but they can''t tell you! The director group also knows that you are a group, so it added special instructions!


    The others who don''t know the information have a blank face. Is it so funny?


    Li Tiezhu said to songzhu''er, "this is a secret mission, you know? Only I know it myself, others know it, and I will fail. Brother Chichi failed in the last period. Is it terrible to play mosaic on his face in this period?"


    Songzhu nodded: "it''s very cruel! You can''t lose, otherwise the audience won''t see your handsome face."


    Those who didn''t know the information also smiled. Li Tiezhu was as black as charcoal. Where was he handsome? It''s as handsome as Yan Qi and Chen Yi?


    Moreover, this punishment is different!


    Deng Chao smiled and asked, "director, what is the punishment for the losers in this period?"


    Yan Dao: "as we all know, this crayfish meal was invited by teacher Chen Ming. Tomorrow night, the program team invited everyone to eat hot pot on the ship. Therefore, the punishment for the loser is not to eat hot pot. Give him a bag of noodles and a pot."


    Chen Chichi was overjoyed. The time for revenge came: "this is very essence! I tell you, I like such cruel punishment. What makes mosaic, weak explosion!"


    Luhani: aren''t you Bigu


    Chen chiequatoria: "it doesn''t matter if I don''t eat. I can''t let some people eat! I''m greedy for him!"


    Everyone laughed again. After all, almost everyone knew that the so-called secret task of the program group was only aimed at Li Tiezhu. In the last issue, Li Tiezhu got away with it. What about this issue?


    Li Tiezhu himself, Alexander, hid in the corner, secretly looked at the secret task card, and looked constipated.


    Task card: "without letting songzhuer know the task content, let songzhuer say ''I hate you'' to you three times."


    Li Tiezhu frowned.


    Is this... Harder than asking her to call her father?


    Tomorrow''s secret mission, probably failed, melancholy.


    On the other hand, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani secretly discussed how to target Li Tiezhu, and their opinions were unprecedented unified.


    "At least one of the three of us should follow closely with Li Tiezhu. When he completes a task, we will report it."


    After drawing the task card, Yan Dao said again:


    "Tomorrow, everyone should give the program group 100 yuan for the ticket fee. They should be responsible for all kinds of expenses except dinner. At the same time, those in arrears must be paid off tomorrow, otherwise they will be left to work in situ. Only when they earn enough money can they catch up and continue to participate."


    Everyone unanimously complained that the program group was too cruel, and director Yan threw the pot perfectly. Li Tiezhu put forward his suggestions.


    Then, the program recording is suspended.


    Guide Yan also sat down to eat crayfish and asked the program team to spend money on flower shells and snails. Yan Dao was filled with a lot of wine. Li Tiezhu praised the art of playing a lot. Li Tiezhu''s backhand poured two cups of Baijiu, and Yan Dao also came to the table. Anyway, the next recording is almost ten hours later.


    There are ten people in this issue of SiHa plus tour guide Wang Tieyi. The lineup is so strong... A little chaotic.


    We ate and drank and discussed how to work tomorrow.


    "Take pictures or something?"


    "Performing? Singing and dancing are OK."


    "I can take a bath."


    "Brother Lu, do you want to take a bath? I don''t take a bath in Xichuan, so I''m curious to ask..."


    "You ask."


    "When you take a bath, rub your eggs?"


    "What are you thinking? How do you rub the eggs?"


    "My iron pillar is right. My girl also wants to ask, is it like a plate of walnuts?"


    "Hot claw, shut up!"


    "Ha ha... Pine bamboo son, do you still want to chase a man like this?"


    "No! Don''t you think they''re a perfect match?"


    After tossing for a while, the young man went to the video game room and the old man went to the mahjong room.


    Li Tiezhu stopped the director: "director Yan, what will happen tomorrow? There are too many people in this period! I feel so chaotic."


    Director Yan said, "everyone needs to make money to pay the boat fare. Do you have any good ideas?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I just hope the reward is better and the punishment is tougher. In addition, I don''t think my secret task is very interesting. You can change it for me."


    Director Yan said, "I''ll take care of you. You''re welcome."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Yan Dao walked away, taking the step of refusing to recognize his relatives.


    Then, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the deck to blow the wind.


    Of course, it was put forward by song Zhuer. After all, a rough man like Li Tiezhu would rather recite historical questions in his room than enjoy the elegance of black lacquer at night.


    It was late at night and there was no one on the deck.


    Song Zhuer said with a smile, "iron pillar, what should I do?"


    Li Tiezhu was thinking about the secret task and said perfunctorily, "what should I do?"


    Matsushita: "how long will I pursue you before you promise me. Give me a time node and let me look forward to it."


    Li Tiezhu: "spicy claw, when did I say I wanted to promise you? And you didn''t chase at all. You knew to kiss."


    Songzhu''er tooted: "hum! I hate you!"


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed and said, "Hey, it''s good. Spicy claw, you''re in a good mood. Remember this at the variety show tomorrow."


    Matsushita: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "of course... In order to make the program better! Remember to come with me tomorrow."


    Matsushita: "of course I''m with you."


    With that, songzhu''er hugged Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu looked down and saw pine and bamboo''s big eyes twinkling like stars.


    "Wronged you, bamboo."


    "Huh?"


    "It''s lengba. You know me and her... So..."


    "Sister lengba is very kind to me. She told me something about you. It''s so exciting! Listen to me call a good guy."


    "What did she tell you?"


    "I won''t tell you... You are shameless. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!"


    "I''ll go! Spicy claw, if only you were in this state tomorrow."


    "What?"


    "Nothing."


    Pine and bamboo padded their toes: "I want to kiss."


    Li Tiezhu glanced: "impossible!"


    Matsushita: "hum! Tie Zhu, you hate it. Why should sister lengba sleep if she wants to? I can''t even kiss?"


    That night, Li Tiezhu stuck to the bottom line and became an honest man. He repeatedly refused songzhu''er''s reasonable request to kiss, just to... Keep songzhu''er in a good hate mood.


    When returning to the room, songzhuer was so angry that he kicked Li Tiezhu''s calf before leaving:


    "Quack! I hate you!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded happily. There seems to be a play tomorrow.


    When he returned to the room, Luhani was talking about the video while removing his makeup. When he saw Li Tiezhu coming back, he was surprised: "Tiezhu, how did you come back? Where''s Zhu Er?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at his cell phone and said, "she went back to her room to sleep."


    Luhani: are you here to get something


    Li Tiezhu: "take what? I''m going to take a bath and go to bed."


    Luhani: don''t you sleep over there


    Li Tiezhu: "ha? What''s on your mind? How can I sleep in a girl''s room?"


    Luhani: "


    A female voice came from his cell phone: "so, you''re really not together? Songzhuer didn''t lie? She''s still chasing you?"


    Li Tiezhu looked. Luhani was chatting with Guan Shuangshuang. He sat down beside the dresser and said hello: "sister Shuangshuang, hello. She said she was chasing me, but she didn''t chase me. She didn''t know how to chase people."


    Guan Shuangshuang stared: "you call me sister? Am I that old?"


    Luhani: "you''ve misunderstood Tiezhu. He''s a whole year younger than you. He always calls his sister when he meets zhu''er. He''s just a little anxious."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "that''s too anxious, isn''t it?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and suddenly asked, "generally anxious, who are you chasing?"


    Luhani suddenly blushed: "brother Zhu, let''s not ask so carefully, shall we?"


    Guan Shuangshuang said: "what can''t be said? Of course, girls should take the initiative in this kind of thing. I chased him! Full responsibility! Heizhu, I''ll tell you, when I asked him out, my little face was so red that my sister was flustered..."


    Li Tiezhu had a melon eating expression: "Yo, West ~"


    Luhani: Lord queen! Please stop talking and save me some face


    Guan Shuangshuang said, "well, give you a face. Heizhu, didn''t he speak ill of me in private when he drank with you?"


    When Hannington was nervous, he looked for help.


    Li Tiezhu: "no, brother Lu never speaks ill of you when he drinks."


    Luhani was happy and his good friend spoke of righteousness.


    Li Tiezhu added: "when he was awake, he said publicly in front of everyone."


    Luhani: "Li Tiezhu, your uncle! Don''t listen to his nonsense. He framed me. Listen to my sophistry, Shuangshuang! Shuangnier! Little cute..."


    Then Luhani ran out of the room with his cell phone in his arms. He didn''t even take off his makeup completely.


    Li Tiezhu, who has hidden his merits and fame, takes a bath and sleeps.


    That night, Li Tiezhu slept soundly. As soon as he slept until 7 a.m., he didn''t know when Luhani came back.


    After getting up, Li Tiezhu knocked on songzhuer''s door - rubbing rice.


    After listening to Li Tiezhu''s opinions, the program team became strict with at least four permanent guests. Although it is not prohibited to brush their faces, they still have no money.


    It was Chen Ming''s treat last night. In the morning, everyone had to start foraging.


    Songzhuer opened the door to Li Tiezhu with bleary eyes.


    Li Tiezhu went in and said, "spicy claw, lend me 50 yuan in cash and return it to you later. It''s necessary to record the program."


    Songzhuer yawned, touched his bag and handed Li Tiezhu a hundred yuan bill: "when will the program start recording?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I just asked the director to start recording in Wuxian at 10 o''clock. But I can choose not to go. Alas, the program group is really degenerate..."


    Songzhu''er took out a piece of medicine and climbed to the bed with his buttocks pursed to continue to sleep. Half of his body hung on the edge of the bed: "Oh, oh... I won''t go, and you won''t go. Will you sleep with me?"


    Li Tiezhu thought I''ll sleep with you. You can''t record this issue. Believe it or not?


    He resolutely refused: "I''ll take some photos and send them to my old man. If he likes, it''s good to bring Aunt Liu to the Three Gorges for his honeymoon."


    Huh? It''s not Kumamoto''s pajamas?


    It''s a serious pajama.


    Li Tiezhu went up and hugged songzhuer''s waist.


    Songzhuer''s eyes were confused: "why, do you want to touch? Why do you want to take my medicine? Hey, hey, hate... Woo!"


    "Hum!"


    Li Tiezhu threw songzhuer into bed, then... Covered her with a quilt, turned and left:


    "The sleeping position is wrong. It''s easy to have low back pain when you wake up."


    Songzhuer fell asleep with a lost face.


    While Li Tiezhu was eating small noodles, Lu hanipeng came to the restaurant with his hair in disorder. When he saw Li Tiezhu, he rushed over and punched him. Li Tiezhu didn''t dodge. When he finished typing, he handed Luhani a huge 20 yuan bill. The things on board were not cheap.


    "Please have noodles."


    "Did you eat peas?"


    "Uh huh."


    "I''ll make a bowl, too."


    It is said that the character of Round faced fat deer is actually very good. The idol aura covers too many of his advantages.


    When Luhani came back with noodles, Li Tiezhu had drunk all the noodle soup and asked, "how long did you toss last night?"


    "Cough..." Luhani almost choked, "my tongue has cramped for more than an hour. When you have a woman, you will understand, hey..."


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu thought, I have.


    You may not believe it. I''ve never been scolded. I''ve always scolded her. I don''t like it if I don''t scold her.


    Luhani whispered, "don''t laugh! Yun knelt on the washboard, you know? I knelt for three minutes last night. I was so smart that I told her a joke on the spot..."


    Li Tiezhu sympathized with fat deer: "I''ve made you suffer."


    Luhani sucked his face: "well... Thank you for your kindness. I understand. Last night, you let her know half jokingly. I apologize again and coax it. If she really didn''t know until the program was broadcast, my God! I''ll tell you... Purgatory on earth!"


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "is it so terrible?"


    Luhani wrinkled his nose: "roar! What do you think? So I really appreciate you."


    Li Tiezhu was silent. I really didn''t want to help you, but the passive skills suddenly occurred at that time.


    After enduring it for a long time, Li Tiezhu still couldn''t resist: "she''s so terrible. Why do you..."


    Luhani smiled strangely: "of course, the advantages are also very prominent, you know."


    "I don''t understand."


    "I''ll understand later."


    "Where did you get your money? Your own money?"


    "I borrowed it from Zhuer."


    "Give me a break. I''ll buy snacks later. I''ll give my money to brother Yu."


    "Is thirty enough?"


    After this battle, the relationship between Luhani and Li Tiezhu has become much closer.


    For Yu Gong, there is no conflict between them in the program. One depends on his appearance and the other on his talent. Although Luhani is also talented, Li Tiezhu also has his appearance. Personally, Luhani simply believes that there is food to eat with Li Tiezhu. Yesterday''s hot pot didn''t say that today''s pea noodles are also very fragrant.


    At ten o''clock, golden six came to Wu County and the program recording began.


    In the small Three Gorges project, the guests include Tian Yu, Chen Yi and Li Tiezhu. Luhani went back to make up his sleep after eating noodles.


    On the boat, Tian Yu asked Chen Yi, "aren''t you sleepy? You played so late last night."


    Chen Yi: "sleepy, I''ve long wanted to sleep, but I can''t refuse my brothers to let me play games. I''m not a big red coffee like Li Tiezhu. I have to get up early in order to have more shots. Brother Tiezhu taught me."


    Tian Yu sighed: "iron pillar, you are also very hard. You are so popular. Do you care about this lens? Let me be an old man."


    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t let things like lens. You don''t have a sense of variety."


    Tian Yu: "


    Chen Yi opened his eyes and saw the photographer who took pictures on the boat. Chen Yi was inspired and immediately took pictures to make money.


    Today, the little guy really let go, and the sense of variety soared, making a group of big sisters and little aunts happy.


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage was praised.


    Even Tian Yu became a photographer.


    My sisters most want Li Tiezhu to shoot. Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to steal the limelight of Chen Yi. He has made great progress today and needs space. So, Li Tiezhu resolutely pretended to be Han and took photos? How can I be so professional? What is Mito? The sisters gave up and comforted Tiezhu.


    On the way back from the small Three Gorges tour, Li Tiezhu found the director:


    "Director Yan, is this the beginning of the sixth issue? It''s very broken, quite broken! In addition to Chen Yi, it''s hard to say... You''re too indulgent to the guests. It''s not good!"


    Li Tiezhu really complains, which is related to my special task.


    Director Yan is also a little nervous. To be honest, he is too satisfied with the quality of the last issue. Even if he doesn''t cut it out, he knows it will explode. But in this issue... It seems that several main fans are tired again, and the planning of the screenwriter team seems to be a little weak.


    This phase is extremely critical. After experiencing the trough of phase III and IV, phase V returns to the peak. If it cannot be maintained, it will have a great impact on the subsequent playback volume.


    Therefore, this issue must be brilliant!


    Director Yan: "iron pillar, do you have any good ideas?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t have any ideas, but can I make a suggestion?"


    "You say."


    "Kill at random."


    "What do you mean?"


    "It''s to randomly select two or three people and give them the most demanding tasks. Be sure to force them to get off the ship and work in place."


    "It makes sense. Even if they finish, it''s a terrible victory. It''s interesting. Where did you learn it?"


    "Qin Tao''s family runs a pig farm. They are all killed at random. It depends on which pig has bad luck."


    "Oh... Well."


    Director Yan fooled Li Tiezhu away, called his assistant to discuss it, and decided on a plan to kill at random. Others can kill at random. Li Tiezhu must be on the list of killing at random.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know. He cheated himself again.


    This section was included in the main film, and the audience shouted after watching it:


    "Li Tiezhu, good job!"


    "In the last issue, I thought he was good at learning, but I didn''t expect..."


    "Think too much, serious brother''s intelligence determines everything."


    "Iron pillar''s bad is purely life experience, not with IQ..."


    "My butt hurts with laughter."


    "Li Tiezhu, this iron Han!"


    When the time came to twelve o''clock, everyone in the lazy bed on the cruise ship got up one after another.


    Chen Chichi picked up his new junior brother, the cold faced comedian Zhang Jianyu, and began to take photos everywhere to make money.


    Deng Chao, Luhani, Wang tie and Yan Qi wandered on the deck together. Luhani lied that he didn''t eat, but he was very angry when shouting at passing cruise ships.


    Soon, songzhuer jumped onto the deck and came to Deng Chao and Luhani. He looked around. It was obvious that he was looking for someone.


    Luhani and Deng Chao looked at each other and smiled. This sister is really not reserved at all!


    Wang tie and Yan Qi were embarrassed. They greeted the old artist song Zhuer and were directly ignored.


    Songzhuer looked around and didn''t find Li Tiezhu. He asked Luhani, "where''s Li Tiezhu? Where''s Li Tiezhu?"


    Deng Chao pretended to be surprised: "ah! Didn''t he tell you? Look at your mobile phone. He should have sent you a message when he left the program group."


    Songzhuer looked at the phone and was stunned: "what do you mean? Iron pillar is gone?"


    Luhani had a tacit understanding with brother Chao and said with regret on his face, "bamboo son, don''t be sad. It was an emergency. There was something wrong with his film about the rabbit that year. He left early in the morning."


    With a bitter face, songzhuer squatted on the ground, pursed his lips and began to make a phone call.


    After a while, the phone went through.


    Songzhuer cried, "iron pillar, why don''t you tell me when you''re gone?"


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you say you wouldn''t go? When I took you to bed this morning, you said you wouldn''t go to the small Three Gorges. I went by myself. I told you. Besides, I''m back now and go back to the cruise ship right away."


    Song Zhuer was stunned: "ah? Ah?"


    Deng Chao and Luhani looked at each other and showed a creepy expression one after another.


    Go to bed?!!


    Wang tie and Yan Qi lie down on the railing and pretend to see the scenery. We don''t have enough status to eat this melon. We can only say: Li Tiezhu cow batch!


    Knowing that she had been cheated, songzhuer jumped up and glared at Deng Chao and Luhani with her hips on her hips: "liars! They are all liars!"


    After that, songzhu''er pointed to the cameraman: "tell Yan Min that this paragraph is not allowed to be broadcast."


    overbearing.


    Deng Chao whispered, "I''m really sweating for Li Tiezhu. This sister is too hot tempered."


    Luhani: "you think too much, brother Chao. When songzhuer met Li Tiezhu, he was as docile as anything. Tut tut..."


    Deng Chao: "also, it''s amazing!"


    Songzhu''er finished the program group and glared at Luhani. After all, she didn''t dare to oppose Deng Chao, so she said evil words to Luhani: "I''m docile to my iron pillar. How can I drop? Like you? Falling in love with Guan shuangshuangshuang and getting married."


    Yan Qi and Wang tie are shivering on the railing. Are they so cruel? I''m afraid it won''t fight!


    Deng Chao''s expression was distorted.


    Luhani was not a vegetarian either. He said with a smile, "don''t we all have half a weight? I and both of us have a bond of friendship. Jinlan, you and Tiezhu, that''s brother baibazi."


    Deng Chao burst out laughing and clapped hands with Luhani to celebrate: "the deer is good!"


    Luhani: that''s! I practiced fighting with Li Tiezhu


    Yan Qi and Wang tie laughed, but they covered their mouths and didn''t dare to make a sound. The little minions didn''t dare to get involved in the fight between the big guys.


    Songzhuer is so angry. We are not worshiping the handlebars. We are the third sworn enemy of Taoyuan, just like Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Hum! But you, wait for my iron pillar to clean up your stupid roe deer!


    It happened that Li Tiezhu, Tian Yu and others stepped onto the deck.


    Songzhu''er was overjoyed. The avenger came. She screamed, "iron pillar!"


    She ran over, like a runaway erha.


    Teacher Tian Yu was so frightened that he quickly dodged several positions.


    Chen Yi is also scared to stagger away.


    Li Tiezhu was the most calm. After all, he was used to running and kissing. He took out a bag of small caged bags from behind.


    At a distance of two meters, songzhu''er slammed the brake and the soles of her shoes were smoking. She drooled and took the small cage bag and ate it: "it''s delicious! Hey? What did I want to do with you just now? Iron pillar?"

 Chapter 201

    When they saw this, the audience sent barrages of regret:


    "Songzhu''er let me down too much. What about seeing and kissing once?"


    "It''s bad to give up important goals for a few small cages!"


    "She even forgot about hating Luhani. The woman''s memory is only seven seconds?"


    "This is the last scene of the last issue..."


    "That''s it?"


    "That''s it?"


    "The program group is really a dog!"


    Songzhu''er followed Li Tiezhu and ate a small cage bag. He didn''t mean to share it with others. Just eight small steamed stuffed buns are not enough for me to fill my teeth. Besides, Tiezhu bought them for me.


    Deng Chao let out a grunt.


    Luhani smiled, "brother Chao, you''re a little too hungry."


    Deng Chao: "can you not be hungry?"


    Luhani asked Tian Yu, "teacher Tian, do we still have the money? Brother Chao is hungry."


    Tian Yu: "more than 40 yuan. Chen Yi and I lost a bowl of noodles."


    Luhani patted Deng Chao: "brother Chao, I''m sorry for the change."


    Deng Chao pointed the spear at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu! It''s a little too much for you to buy steamed stuffed buns for zhu''er alone!"


    Luhani has a soft mouth: "brother Chao, there is only such a girl in the group. It''s not too much, really not too much."


    Deng Chao: "no, I want to ask Li Tiezhu where you got the money."


    Li Tiezhu: "I borrowed it from spicy claw. By the way, I invited brother Lu to eat a bowl of noodles."


    Deng Chao''s eyes at Luhani are wrong, you traitor!


    Luhani was exposed, a little embarrassed.


    At this time, Chen Ming came back with many packing boxes: "I packed some food for everyone, authentic Shuangqing noodles and beef!"


    Brother Chao ran away. Wang tie and Yan Qi were stunned and hurried to keep up.


    A group of people are eating noodles in the dining area. Deng Chao and Chen Ming are looking for staff to introduce their work. Luhani, who has already eaten, directly eats noodles and enjoys it.


    Another, who had just finished eight small steamed buns of mushrooms, also laid hands on a portion of rice noodles.


    Look at Li Tiezhu. One copy has been destroyed. I''m ready to take another.


    Brother Chao said proudly to Chen Ming, "we try our best to make money. Some fools only know how to eat, ha ha... Hey! Haven''t you three eaten?"


    Deng Chao ran over and pushed away Li Tiezhu: "you still eat? Haven''t you eaten? Why do you still eat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because it''s delicious."


    "I......" Deng Chao drove Li Tiezhu away. "Go away! You''ve eaten it, fawn. Can you still eat such a large portion of noodles?"


    Luhani: I can eat it. Otherwise, how do you think I round it


    Deng Chao was speechless and said to song Zhuer, "you are a girl. Eating so much will make you fat."


    Pine bamboo son is holding a few rice noodles in his mouth. He is very cute: "iron pillar likes fat."


    Deng Chao: "... Devil!"


    After that, everyone showed their magic powers to make money, including taking photos, promoting mascots, selling tickets and being an announcer.


    Li Tiezhu strolled around with pine and bamboo.


    Songzhu''er raised his head and asked Li Tiezhu, "how do we make money?"


    Li Tiezhu asked, "do you have any ideas?"


    Matsushita: "I only spend money, not make money."


    "Good. Like a pig."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, ready to earn a nasty value by the way.


    Who knows, songzhuer pinched: "hee hee... How can it be so cute."


    Li Tiezhu was confused and gave up decisively. Then he took songzhuer into the yacht restaurant and directly came to the three tables by the window.


    Matsushita: "do you still eat?"


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "can you still eat?"


    "Once lost, i... promise not to embarrass you. I''m quite confident about cooking."


    "OK, we''re here to make money. I''ve agreed with the boss."


    "What?"


    "I rent three tables. I use the kitchen and ingredients of the restaurant. I set the price higher and give 70% to the restaurant. We earn 30%


    "Open a restaurant! Tiezhu, you''re great."


    "How about tietouwa restaurant?"


    "Good, good!"


    It turned out that when Li Tiezhu came to eat noodles in the morning, he negotiated with the restaurant owner. He even went to the back kitchen to see the ingredients and wrote the menu.


    Li Tiezhu took out the blackboard from behind the bar and added the name of the restaurant - tietouwa restaurant.


    "Take it to a conspicuous place outside the door."


    Songzhuer took orders and left.


    The menu is as follows ¡ý


    Tietouwa Restaurant


    Chef: Li Tiezhu


    Bullfrog covered rice with pickled pepper -- 88 yuan (limited to 6 copies)


    Home cooked rice with pickled cabbage and crucian carp -- 68 yuan (limited to 10 copies)


    Rice with Shredded Duck and ginger -- 58 yuan (limited to 15 portions)


    Fried rice with golden corn eggs - 48 yuan (limited to 20 copies)


    Total: 51 copies, until sold out


    Business hours: 12-14 noon. 17-19 p.m.


    All of them are Li Tiezhu''s specialties, and it doesn''t take much time to produce large pot dishes on the assembly line.


    After that, songzhuer took over the job of soliciting customers, waiters and cashier. Li Tiezhu entered the kitchen and immediately went to twelve o''clock to cook at full power.


    Because they are covered rice and fried rice, in fact, the workload is not large. He fried crucian carp in one pot and fried shredded duck with ginger in one pot. It didn''t take long for the two dishes to be ready.


    There are many Li Tiezhu''s mother powder on board. I have seen Li Tiezhu cook on TV. Now I have the opportunity to taste it. Of course, I won''t miss it.


    A few minutes before 12 o''clock, three sisters already took their seats early and ordered dishes. From time to time, they also wanted to sneak into the kitchen to see Li Tiezhu cook. After being stopped, they began to harass songzhuer.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu quickly delivered the meal. Songzhu was relieved and went to solicit customers again.


    Before long, three tables and twenty-four seats were half full.


    Then, Wang tie walked into the restaurant with his head pulled. He looked at the buffet food area of the original restaurant. It was a little boring. He came to see the dishes of his aunts. Oh! The smell of bullfrog with pickled pepper is poisonous!


    "I want to eat!"


    Wang tie directly sat down and waved to songzhuer to order.


    As soon as he ate it, he was hit by Chen Chichi: "didn''t you agree to make a valley together? Why did you eat it secretly?"


    Wang Tiejia smiled and nearly sprayed rice.


    Chen Chichi sat next to Wang tie, Zhang Jianyu sat opposite, chiequatoria: "although I have a mosaic on my face, I believe the audience can get my anger at this time, the anger of betrayal..."


    Without saying a word, Wang tie took an unused spoon, scooped a lump of bullfrog and fed it to Chen Chichi''s mouth: "can you bear it?"


    The mosaic on Chen Chichi''s face disappeared instantly, revealing a shocked expression, and a drop of red oil dripped from the corner of his mouth. He chewed quickly, his eyes straight, and a strange smile appeared on his face:


    "Well... I can''t bear it! Li Tiezhu is too much. He is the magic barrier on our way to build a valley and repair immortals! That magic barrier, I also want a bullfrog covered rice!"


    Opposite, Zhang Jianyu: "brother, 88 one."


    Chen Chichi turned the money in her pocket: "enough! Enough."


    Zhang Jianyu: "Oh, OK, I said please."


    Chen Chichi''s face was covered with mosaics: "please me, what do you say about the price?"


    Zhang Jianyu: "it hurts a little. If you spend your own money, it''ll be all right. Zhu''er, I want an egg fried rice."


    After a while, two snacks were served. Zhang Jianyu picked up a small half of Chen Chichi''s bullfrog and ate it.


    Then, Chen Yi also came to a home-made crucian carp meal. He ate happily and became sad: "I worked hard all morning and earned 150. A meal was picked up by brother Tiezhu..."


    Chen Chichi: "I want to be more open. I earned 100 and ate 88. Hahaha... After this meal, we continue to open the valley and Chenyi. Do you want to join? I''ll tell you, it''s quite economical."


    Chen Yi agreed.


    More and more diners, bullfrogs sold out, crucian carp sold out, duck silk sold out.


    At 1:30, the last egg fried rice was also bought by a group of elderly couples. The old couple ate with relish and boasted that the fried rice made by Li Tiezhu was delicious, golden and full of materials.


    Li Tiezhu also went out of the kitchen and chatted with his grandparents. His egg fried rice was made with fresh milk. It would not be hard, soft, waxy and refreshing.


    Seeing off the old couple, songzhuer said mysteriously, "iron pillar, do you know how much we sold? It scared you to death!"


    Li Tiezhu: "three thousand and thirty-eight yuan."


    Songzhu''er was shocked and said, "Hi?! how did you know?"


    Li Tiezhu: "when I wrote the menu in the morning, I calculated it with my mobile phone. It''s so much when it''s all sold out. We take 30%, that''s 911.40!"


    Songzhuer thought, "you''re still smart. I really can''t fool you."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t give up and said, "spicy claw, your IQ is high and low. When it''s low, it''s like refreshing the lower limit of human beings."


    Matsushita smiled: "ha ha! Tie Zhu is so humorous."


    "I mean, you''re a single celled creature!"


    "Do you praise me for my simplicity? Or do you say I''m single-minded? Hey, hey, I seem to have both..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    I''m NIMA! Please, I gave up!


    He even thought that it would be easy for others to complete this task, especially Luhani, who often provokes spicy claws. But never thought that this was a special task tailored for him.


    Li Tiezhu fried another bullfrog for songzhu''er. They ate some casually. Anyway, they ate a lot at 11 o''clock and were not hungry. They ate luxurious bullfrogs and watched Deng Chao, Luhani and others go to the buffet next door. They were very happy.


    Li Tiezhu chatted with song Zhuer again and found that she seemed to be normal, so he had another unrealistic fantasy.


    Li Tiezhu said, "if someone confesses to you, how will you refuse if you don''t like it?"


    Matsushita: "do you mean Chen ruxuan?"


    Deng Chao at the table next door laughed so that several pieces of rice fell from his mouth and whispered, "haven''t given up yet..."


    Luhani uttered Chi Chi, laughing to grab the ground, especially exaggerated. He knows this melon. Chen ruxuan, the second male in Kyushu, pursues songzhu''er. Songzhu''er kills the dog face-to-face with the video of her kissing with Li Tiezhu. The three minute video is played directly.


    When others asked him what he was laughing at, he shook his head and silently pulled a wechat group.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no matter who it is, how do you refuse?"


    Matsushita: "I told him that my man is Li Tiezhu. I''ll kill you."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "refine a little, four words."


    Matsushita: "get out of here?"


    The table next door laughed a little louder. New people like Yan Qi laughed crazy, not to mention the old driver, Mr. Tian Yu.


    We come to a conclusion that Li Tiezhu doesn''t need to stop and report at all. He can never complete his task.


    Li Tiezhu led: "don''t be so vulgar, be emotional. He likes you. On the contrary, you express your emotions towards this person in four words..."


    Matsushita: "mood? I seem to know."


    Li Tiezhu looked forward: "let''s play it again. I like you."


    Songzhuer clenched his teeth: "qunimad!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    "Hahaha..."


    Bang bang!


    Just laugh and slap the table. What''s going on? Li Tiezhu looked back and glared. The table was turned upside down. No one cared about his anger at all.


    In the afternoon, at the suggestion of Deng Chao, everyone decided to sell art on the wharf to make money.


    Of course, Chen Chichi and Luhani still chose to play games on board. Only Deng Chao, Chen Ming, Li Tiezhu, song Zhuer, Wang tie, Chen Yi and Yan Qi went to perform.


    At an old city gate, Li Tiezhu picked up Wang tie''s guitar and played it a few times. He was surprised: "for so many periods, are you playing and singing with such an inaccurate guitar?"


    Wang tie knew that he had an absolute sense of sound and said, "when I say talk show, I''m not a singer. Why should I be so sure?"


    Li Tiezhu helped him tune up and began to sing.


    There is no doubt that Li Tiezhu is the absolute master of this show. His singing is average, but his intonation is excellent, and his songs are pleasant to listen to. The most important thing is that he is just popular. Absolute sound perception can not become singing, but it can let Li Tiezhu hear whether he has lost his voice. After long-term practice, the intonation will be better, and the problem of general singing will not be so prominent.


    Li Tiezhu sang almost two-thirds of the time. Deng Chao rubbed the children everywhere and danced with Chen Yi.


    Li Tiezhu not only showed himself, but also gave Chen Yi and Yan Qi every opportunity to show himself.


    Songzhu''er went too far. When the singing began, he ran away and soon got all kinds of food. The most outrageous thing was that she also bought a suit of clothes for Li Tiezhu and compared it with Li Tiezhu who was singing. Finally, she rubbed a big pot of soup. People even gave her the pot of soup. I don''t know how she did it.


    Finally, the concert ended with Li Tiezhu''s big fish.


    All kinds of envy and jealousy on the bullet screen. Li Tiezhu''s singing skills are average and his voice is excellent. Therefore, there is little difference between his live recording effect and the recording effect. They all sound good.


    An hour''s singing earned more than 300 yuan, but Deng Chao spent 100 yuan on oranges and 40 yuan per person.


    Songzhuer handed the money to Li Tiezhu.


    Deng Chao teased: "bamboo son, you can''t do this. You have to hold his money in your own hands so that you can control him."


    Matsushita: "brother Chao, are you in the late stage of tracheitis?"


    Deng Chao: "


    Back on the boat, when several people drank soup, Chen Chichi and Luhani came, quite on time


    Next comes the break.


    Everyone plays games, sleeps, and visits. Only Li Tiezhu and songzhuer are still working, and tietouwa restaurant is still open at night.


    After selling 51 meals in the same hour and a half, he made more than 900. He and songzhuer earned a total of more than 1860. He returned 100 to songzhuer, leaving 176.


    In the program group, the assistant asked director Yan, "do you want to agree to Li Tiezhu''s request? After all, he wants to eat noodles. Now it''s a trick."


    Yan Dao: "he is within the rules, of course. Moreover, I don''t want to target Li Tiezhu this period. I want to target Chen Chichi. It''s too lazy!"

 Chapter 202

    At 7 p.m., the program team will inform the collection.


    On the deck, two tables are put together, and two hot pots are cooked in an induction cooker. The table top is full of dishes. Although most of them are meatballs and vegetables, they are hot pots after all.


    A group of people came over and marveled at the richness of the dinner.


    Li Tiezhu glanced at Luhani.


    Luhani understood and directly confronted Chen Chichi: "Hey, aren''t you Bigu? Bigu shouldn''t appear on this table."


    The mosaic on Chen Chichi''s face slowly disappeared, revealing a salivating embarrassment: "can''t we have a look?"


    Luhani: "look, you can, but you can''t eat."


    Wang tie: "although it''s worse than fried bullfrog, brother Chi Chi, shall we give up the valley temporarily?"


    Chen Chichi hesitated.


    Luhani: "brother, you will only make me look down on you, really. Men do what they say, otherwise the audience will despise you."


    Chen Chichi gritted his teeth: "don''t eat! Carry out the valley to the end!"


    Luhani made a successful start and secretly squeezed his eyes at Li Tiezhu. Now he and Li Tiezhu have been fully United. In addition to the secret task, he has no reservations about Li Tiezhu. The secret task is Yan Dao''s pot, and Luhani dare not mess around.


    The league members took their seats and were salivating.


    Deng Chao: "let me ask first, does this meal cost money?"


    Wang tie said angrily, "please pay 100 yuan to the travel agency."


    Everyone paid a hundred yuan for the tour. After all, everyone made money. If they didn''t make enough, they also collected some in private, such as Chen Chichi.


    The hot pot is already a little boiling. Deng Chao asked Chen Yi sitting beside Chen Chichi: "Chichi and Wang tie don''t eat, and you don''t eat? Why?"


    Chen Yi smiled bitterly: "it''s the risk of joining this organization."


    Xichuan people Li Tiezhu and shuangqingwa Yan Qi began to serve the dishes skillfully and looked at each other... Both of them were disgusted.


    Li Tiezhu: "this hot pot is not professional. At first glance, I bought the hot pot seasoning."


    Yan Qi: "the dishes are not authentic. There are no tripe, yellow throat and duck intestines."


    Deng Chao said exaggeratedly, "it smells good! This is the taste of hot pot!"


    Chen Chichi: "the person who hasn''t seen the world is old Deng tou. This is also called hot pot? If I guess correctly, this should be the bag hot pot bottom material bought, and it''s not Dezhuang or Qiaotou. Besides, have you ever seen authentic hot pot cooking balls?"


    Speaking of hot pot, Chen Chichi is still very professional.


    Deng Chao looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s really not authentic. Isn''t it Yan Qi?"


    Yan Qi: "yes, it''s not butter, but the dip dish should taste good. Anyway, it doesn''t cost money. If you don''t eat it, you won''t eat it!"


    Chen Chichi swallowed his saliva and sneered: "Oh! A Xichuan man and a Shuangqing man are so perfunctory towards hot pot. I personally express strong contempt..."


    After the meal, director Yan came.


    Yan Dao: "let''s announce the completion of the secret task. Deng Chao was the first to complete it, then Luhani, and then Chen Chichi."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Yan Dao: "therefore, it is Li Tiezhu who did not complete the task in this period."


    Li Tiezhu: "how did you finish it? I didn''t see any clue."


    It''s strange if you see it, because they have no mission at all.


    Deng Chao said, "my task is to encourage everyone to sell on shore and earn enough 300 yuan."


    Luhani said, "I finished five kills in one game."


    Li Tiezhu: "this also counts? What about Chen Chichi? He was lazy all the way. Except for taking a few photos in the morning and having a meal with me at noon, he didn''t do anything in this period. There were few shots. How did he finish it?"


    Lazy? So direct?


    Of course, Li Tiezhu never speaks mercilessly!


    Chen Chichi was a little embarrassed and hooked Chen Yi and Zhang Jianyu''s neck: "my task is to recruit two new members for the Bigu gang."


    Li Tiezhu: "this..."


    Bullet curtain loves Li Tiezhu:


    "These three really come with their mouths open. They talk like that."


    "Li Tiezhu is really poor."


    "The director group is a little too much. Li Tiezhu is the most hardworking one in this period, with the most laughs and scenes."


    "Chen Chichi''s whole stroke in this period..."


    "The deer didn''t work hard enough."


    Yan Dao announced the result: "according to the rules, Li Tiezhu can''t eat hot pot, and the staff send Li Tiezhu''s food."


    Soon, Li Tiezhu got a battery stove, an iron pot and a bag of noodles.


    Without much regret, Li Tiezhu shrugged and carried the tools to the table on the other side and put the battery stove away.


    Chen Chichi smiled with a cheap smile. Although he was blocked by the mosaic, he could see how happy he was when he heard the voice: "ha ha ha ha... Pigu regiment, let''s go to Li Tiezhu''s table and see him eat noodles, which will help us open up the valley."


    Wang tie: "brother, are we too cheap?"


    Chen Chichi: "yes! Quite cheap! Just say whether to go or not?"


    Wang tie: "go. I like watching Li Tiezhu eat flat."


    Zhang Jianyu: "look at iron pillar''s cooking."


    Chen Yi couldn''t bear to say, "I won''t go. Brother Tiezhu is very poor, and he is very kind to me."


    Chen Chichi waved his big hand: "Chen Yi, you''re fired! We don''t need people like you. You can eat hot pot."


    Chen Yi: "


    Chen Chichi, Wang tie and Zhang Jianyu sat next to Li Tiezhu and watched him cook noodles.


    Tian Yu said, "Chen Chichi is really too much."


    Chen Ming: "actually, iron pillar is good. The program team is a little too cruel."


    He still remembers that Li Tiezhu left a small hot pot for Deng Chao yesterday. This matter was not photographed by the program team, which actually damaged Li Tiezhu''s image.


    Deng Chao said, "it''s all right. Rules are rules. Iron pillar is very atmospheric and won''t be angry. Of course, Chen Chichi is really cheap. Let''s leave some balls for iron pillar and he can eat after recording."


    In fact, Deng Chao is a little uncomfortable. Chen Chichi is lazy again. If he also goes to perform, the effect of the program will be better. After all, the most funny Li Tiezhu is singing all the time!


    Luhani couldn''t bear it. Just now Tiezhu quietly told him to stop Chen Chichi from eating hot pot. He did it. Because Tiezhu said he would target Chen Chichi this morning, Luhani chose to help Li Tiezhu. Unexpectedly, the program team was not the right person. Finally, Chen Chichi laughed at Li Tiezhu.


    Deng Chao smiled and took a ball and gave it to songzhu''er: "come on! Ladies first, zhu''er, I''ll tell you, this beef ball is definitely q-bomb."


    Songzhuer was so angry that he lost his chopsticks and walked to Li Tiezhu: "I don''t eat. I eat noodles with Tiezhu."


    Deng Chao put the balls back into his bowl: "yes! What''s the name?"


    Luhani: "marry chicken with chicken, marry dog with dog."


    Deng Chao: "apart from other things, bamboo is really good for iron pillars. Envy!"


    Luhani: "brother, I''m afraid you have to kneel on the washboard for three hours. Right? Sister Li?"


    Deng Chao: "


    Songzhu''er came to sit down next to Li Tiezhu and said, "they bully people."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "what''s the matter? Who bullied you?"


    "They bully you. You work so hard, open a restaurant and sing. As a result, they won''t let you eat..."


    "No, it''s the rule of the program. Play."


    "No! I think something''s wrong. The program team must be targeting you."


    "Yes?"


    "Hum!"


    Songzhuer was upset and went to one side with an iron pot to add mineral water to cook noodles.


    Chen Chichi interviewed Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, how do you feel now? Do you feel the wonder of life? There is another pit in the dark!"


    Wang tie laughs.


    The cold faced Zhang Jianyu smiled.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Chi Chi, have you really decided to sit here? I''m afraid I''ll cry for you later."


    Chen Chichi held the mosaic: "you let me hold the mosaic all day, brother, I''ll sit here and watch you finish, ha ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "OK."


    Songzhuer brought a pot of water. She couldn''t work. She sprinkled the water as she walked.


    Put the pot on the induction cooker, and songzhuer began to press the battery stove: "iron pillar, why doesn''t this respond? The program team gave us a bad one! I''m so bored!"


    Li Tiezhu: "plug in the power first."


    Songzhuer Oh, squatted down and plugged in the electricity.


    Chen Chichi began to laugh ruthlessly: "hahaha... WOW! Do you think this battery furnace is nuclear? Hahaha..."


    Songzhuer''s eyes are a little red. Turn on the battery stove.


    Chen Chichi: "bamboo, this is just a program. You can go there to eat hot pot. We''re not bullying Li Tiezhu, just for the effect of the program."


    Pine and bamboo son''s hard airway: "what iron pillar eats, what I eat!"


    When it was time to broadcast, the barrage was moved:


    "Bamboo son, this is not a variety show. It''s really red eyes."


    "I''m almost crying."


    "Iron head baby only because of Li Tiezhu?"


    "Chen Chichi really went too far. He didn''t do anything and came to bully Li Tiezhu."


    "Just the program effect?"


    "Although recording the program, it has passed. Li Tiezhu is the most hardworking person."


    "Chen Chichi plays games all the way, ha ha."


    "And Zhang Jianyu invited him to dinner and drink coke."


    "I have a hunch that bamboo is about to explode."


    Although Chen Chichi''s face was mosaic, his voice was very cheap: "spicy claw, you''re so moving that I''m going to cry."


    Matsushita: "it''s Nezha! You call spicy claws? When you''re fat and a pig, you can make a valley. If you''re ugly, you can learn from others to sell cute."


    Chen Chichi covered his chest: "Wow! I feel I''ve been hit ten thousand points."


    Zhang Jianyu: "Zhuer is still very honest."


    Wang tie: "I thought Zhu Er couldn''t speak before, but now I''m wrong."


    Songzhu''er didn''t stop: "Tiezhu was so pitifully targeted by you. Do you still watch him eat noodles and order his face? I... I won''t record it! Tiezhu, go, my sister will take you to have a big meal."


    Chen Chichi didn''t speak. His expression was a little stiff. He looked at the director group. He knew that songzhuer was grumpy. Won''t he really stop recording? I just ridiculed Li Tiezhu. I didn''t expect song Zhuer to be so just.


    Li Tiezhu leaned back on his chair, sent a message to lengba, put down his mobile phone, took out 100 yuan and said:


    "Spicy claw, buy a beer."


    Bamboo son didn''t want to think about it. He took the money and left. He also bared his teeth to Chen Chichi: "we have plenty of money!"


    Chen Chichi: "noodles with beer?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "do you want to drink?"


    Chen Chichi smashed his mouth: "it''s easy to get fat after drinking beer."


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you fat enough? Or does your beauty successfully cover up your weight?"


    Chen Chichi: "


    On the other side, Deng Chao and Luhani greet Chenyi to eat hot pot.


    Chen Yi looked, shook his head, walked to Li Tiezhu and said, "brother Tiezhu has always taken care of me. I decided to eat noodles with you."


    Chen Chichi: "how did he take care of you?"


    Chen Yi doesn''t speak and looks shy.


    But in fact, he was in the Tucao, he and Yan Qi came from the second stage, and they must make complaints about the audience. If Li Tiezhu hadn''t designed the plot for them and given them a chance to show, he would have been scolded all the time. At least Chen Chichi hasn''t done these things, and even rarely interacts with them in the program. Deng Chao and Luhani occasionally take them.


    On the other side, Luhani took a few mouthfuls of vegetables and came over with a beef ball: "Tiezhu, brother will also eat noodles with you."


    Make complaints about hot pot, Chen Chichi.


    Luhani''s skill is greatly improved now: "that hot pot is worse than yours."


    Chen Chichi: "


    After a while, songzhu''er staggered over with a beer, and Li Tiezhu took it and put it on the ground.


    Songzhu''er bared his teeth to Chen Chichi again: "hum!"


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha..."


    Just then, a restaurant waiter came up with a dining car: "Li Tiezhu, your beautiful frog fish is ready."


    Chen Chichi was stunned. The program team temporarily released his mosaic border. Saliva dripped from the corners of his mouth. It''s really fragrant! The bullfrog legs and fish fillets floating in the pot are red. It''s really tempting.


    Songzhu''er was dazed: "eh? What''s going on?"


    Chen Yi looked at Luhani: "brother?"


    Luhani laughed wildly: "ha ha ha... I knew it! I knew it! There''s meat to eat with the iron pillar! It''s not more reliable than that cheap hot pot?"


    Over there, Deng Chao and others who are taking vegetables are also confused. What''s the situation? That smell is too authentic, isn''t it? In contrast, we are a soup pot with instant noodle seasoning!


    Li Tiezhu said, "how much is it?"


    The waiter looked at the list: "you fried the bottom of the pot yourself. The boss said it wasn''t money. If the dishes were, it was 358 in total."


    After scanning the yard and paying, Li Tiezhu took the American frog fish to the battery stove and cooked it.


    Pine and bamboo were so happy that they moved the dishes such as hairy tripe, yellow throat, yellow spicy diced, thousand layer tripe, duck intestines and bullfrog to the table. They said happily, "Chen Chichi, is it fragrant? Ha ha! My iron pillar is really powerful!"


    Chen Chichi was furious: "director team! Isn''t this a foul?"


    Yan Dao: "this is Li Tiezhu''s own restaurant. He fried the bottom materials and bought the dishes with his own money. It''s not a foul. By the way, Li Tiezhu was going to surprise everyone. Unexpectedly, his task failed, so..."


    Yan Dao is really obscene. He always knew that Li Tiezhu prepared beautiful frog fish when he opened the restaurant, and then he deliberately designed the plot like this. Is there a secret mission? Don''t you have a number in mind?


    Chen Chichi: "I... feel like I''ve been routine."


    Zhang Jianyu: "I''m not afraid. I''ll invite my brother to the restaurant later."


    Chen Chichi smiled bitterly: "it''s impossible! I''ve seen the level of the restaurant and can''t make such delicious beautiful frog fish! The base material is fried by Tiezhu himself..."


    On the other hand, Deng Chao, Chen Ming and Tian Yu couldn''t help swallowing. Without comparison, there would be no harm.


    Yan Qi salivated: "that taste is the authentic Shuangqing beautiful frog fish!"


    Deng Chao: "what is beautiful frog fish?"


    Yan Qi: "it''s cold pot fish with bullfrog. You can understand it as fish hot pot. Thief fragrance!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled when he saw Yan Qi''s expression. He always liked Chen Yi and Yan Qi, because they were simple, just like himself.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu said loudly, "if you dip the beautiful frog fish, can someone beat it?"


    Li Tiezhu winked at Yan Qi.


    "I will! I''ll help you."


    As soon as Yan Qi lost the balls on his chopsticks, he immediately jumped over and skillfully dipped Li Tiezhu, songzhu''er, Luhani and Chenyi. Three spoonfuls of spicy red oil, two spoonfuls of medium spicy red oil and one spoonful of soup, one spoonful of slightly spicy red oil and two spoonfuls of soup.


    After the sauce, Yan Qi was a little embarrassed. Did I go back to eat that tasteless hot pot?


    Li Tiezhu handed over a saucer bowl: "one more, here you are."


    Yan Qi was overjoyed. He decisively made the sauce and sat down to eat: "Wow! The bullfrog is so tender. Did you buy it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I made a reservation before opening the restaurant. I have my own flavor in the afternoon. I also have my own fillets. Fresh? Eat more."


    Yan Qi: "thank you, brother!"


    Chen Yi can''t eat spicy food, but he eats slightly spicy food, which is OK and tastes good. He said, "brother Zhu, I''m your man after this meal!"


    Luhani almost choked. The child spoke with ambiguity.


    Sure enough, songzhuer bit a bullfrog leg and said, "are you going to compete with me?"


    Chen Yi quickly waved his hand: "no, no, no! I mean recording the program. I''m brother Zhu''s minion. He said I''ll never go to the East."


    Songzhu''er nodded: "it''s not bad. If you act in the future, I''ll cover you!"


    Chen Yi was overjoyed: "thank you, sister-in-law."


    Song Zhuer was stunned: "ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi removed the mosaic and looked greedy. He was very uncomfortable: "Chen Yi, don''t you have some integrity?"


    Chen Yi: "what is the festival? Is there a beautiful frog fish delicious?"


    Yan Qi was surprised. The little partner was ahead of me and couldn''t admit defeat: "brother Chi Chi, the fish head is so tender. Oh, by the way, you are not interested in food."


    Luhani even took a bullfrog with chopsticks and swayed in front of Chen Chichi''s nose: "the little bullfrog in twos and twos is the most tender and delicious. Is it fragrant?"


    Chen Chichi: "Tiezhu, you''re using the beautiful frog fish to set up another mountain! Brother Chao and I don''t agree! Brother Chao, right?"


    Deng Chao ate hot pot and ignored Chen Chichi. He didn''t know whether it was for the effect or what.


    Songzhuer took a chopstick fish, picked out the thorn, put it into Li Tiezhu''s bowl and went to pick the fish again. Crazy iron head baby, it looks especially virtuous at this moment.


    Li Tiezhu opened a bottle of beer for each person.


    On the other side, Deng Chao found that the balls in his mouth were tasteless and said, "iron pillar, let''s share a table! We''re on the top of a mountain. Moreover, it''s cold over there."


    Who''s cold?


    There are six or seven people over there, and there are three people on Deng Chao''s side.


    If you want to eat, say it!


    Li Tiezhu said, "come on, let''s eat together. Anyway, someone has opened the valley. I''ve ordered too many dishes!"


    Soon, two tables joined one table, and a group of people ate heartily and drank beer. Chen Chichi, Wang tie and Zhang Jianyu sat opposite and had no fun.


    The barrage madly supports Li Tiezhu:


    "Serious cossego!"


    "The beautiful frog fish base fried by myself? I smell the fragrance across the screen!"


    "Are you kidding? The three yellow stones in the mushroom house have to give up the kitchen. Do you think the iron pillar has a false reputation?"


    "Iron pillar is really cowhide. Chen Chichi''s mouth is watering."


    "Zhu''er is so cute. He always brings vegetables to Li Tiezhu."


    "These two people really match!"


    After eating a pot of beautiful frog fish, he said to Chen Chichi, "brother Chichi, how do you feel now? Do you feel the wonder of life? Another pit of willows and flowers!"


    Chen Chichi swallowed his saliva: "there is no fluctuation in my heart."


    Li Tiezhu took out a dish with great lethality and said, "give you three words - yellow spicy dice!"


    Chen Chichi completely broke the defense, laughing and crying: "enough! Tiezhu, I know I''m wrong... I want to eat yellow spicy Ding, too!"

 Chapter 203

    An hour later, everyone ate almost, Chen Chichi''s saliva was almost flowing, and the director came over.


    "Well, everyone performed very well today. Tomorrow we will go to Zhongxian County to participate in the e-sports competition, but... Before that, there will be a limit task. The program team will draw three people, each of whom will earn a challenge fee of 1000 yuan. Let''s start drawing lots."


    This is what Li Tiezhu proposed... Random killing.


    A computer screen began to beat.


    Deng Chao: "what''s the situation? Why did you start drawing lots? 1000 yuan! Do you say you can earn it? I earn more than 200 a day..."


    Chen Chichi covered her head: "I have a bad feeling!"


    Extraction results:


    Li Tiezhu, Chen Chichi and Luhani each earn a challenge fee of 1000 yuan.


    Luhani was stunned.


    Chen Chichi smiled bitterly and shook his head. "I knew it. Didn''t Fawn and I play games all afternoon today? As for?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you know how hard it is to record the program because you play games? It''s almost not long enough. It''s good to complain? I tell you, you just haven''t been beaten by society!"


    Chen Chichi smiles awkwardly. The mosaics are scattered. He wants to talk to Li Tiezhu and is afraid of being scolded by Songzhu.


    In fact, the program is not long enough. After all, the duration of SiHa''s program is really long, and each issue is about two hours. However, Li Tiezhu never knew what euphemism was and said what he thought, even Luhani, who had a good relationship.


    After all, who is serious brother afraid of? He dares to kill a cat!


    Yan Qi and Chen Yi shrunk their necks and looked at each other. They were all new people. Why was he so rigid? Besides, we all think it''s okay?


    Chen Chichi is still stubborn: "I''m practicing for tomorrow''s game!"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t say much anymore. You play games after recording every day these days. What else do you practice?


    Luhani recovered: "Oh, the program group is not random. It''s very targeted, friend ~"


    Chen Chichi smiled awkwardly: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Deng Chao: "I support the program team this time, but Li Tiezhu is a little wronged. He works very hard."


    Luhani said, "I''m lazy. I admit punishment. I''m not afraid to have an iron pillar to work with me."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll accompany zhu''er. I don''t have time to accompany you. I''m not afraid! It''s only a thousand yuan. I''ll pay directly."


    With that, Li Tiezhu transferred 1000 yuan through wechat.


    Luhani: "is it so profitable to open a restaurant?"


    Chen Chichi: "otherwise? Why do you think I open a hot pot shop?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I still earn a lot of money. In addition to inviting everyone to eat beautiful frog fish and group dues, there are more than 1300 left. After paying this 1000, I still have 300 to buy snacks for spicy claws."


    Song zhu''er smiled with his waist akimbo: "ha ha! Tiezhu made eighteen thousand today! Fight with my Tiezhu! Hum!"


    Chen Chichi couldn''t laugh or cry: "this sister... Is too arrogant."


    Songzhuer said, "when did they leave the boat?"


    Chen Chichi: "so cruel? Big night!"


    Luhani said to Chen chiequatoria, "keep a low profile. My double Nier can''t provoke this Nier. You can bear it. She''s manic and will turn the world upside down. Last night, double Nier told me that I have to coax song Zhuer."


    Chen chiequatoria: "I haven''t seen Li Tiezhu coax her!"


    Luhani: "why don''t people worship their brothers? Can we outsiders be the same?"


    At the end of the program, Li Tiezhu gave money directly to the three players who were taken out of overtime work, and Luhani and Chen Chichi were miserable.


    Then they returned to the suite and Li Tiezhu recited the history questions directly.


    Songzhuer went to the e-sports room with Luhani and Yanqi to learn to play games. She usually didn''t play games, but she was interested when she heard that it was a new game composed by Li Tiezhu. Then she was killed dozens of times by man and machine.


    The program ends.


    When the director group resumed the film, it came to a fairly gratifying conclusion.


    Although this issue is not as funny as the previous issue, it is better than Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er, which are two wonderful flowers, and the effect is also good. Moreover, Li Tiezhu finally took out the scene of "punishing" Chen Chichi with beautiful frog fish, which is also quite classic. Therefore, the effect of this issue is similar to that of the fifth issue, which can be regarded as a success.


    This is the change brought about by Li Tiezhu.


    However, there is one thing that makes the program team difficult, that is, even after Li Tiezhu paid a $1000 E-sports challenge fee, there are still more than 300 yuan left, which is a little too much!


    You can''t say anything to make money by your ability.


    There is also a very serious problem. Originally, this program was a program of Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani. Now, it has almost become a program of Deng Chao and Li Tiezhu. Chen Chichi and Luhani are a little marginalized.


    Luhani doesn''t say. His own positioning is an auxiliary. Now it will have a good effect with Li Tiezhu, but Chen Chichi is all because of laziness.


    This kind of laziness is not designed by people. It''s reasonable for you to stand at the performance scene and play games directly. It''s really too much.


    Guide Yan finally said, "straighten Li Tiezhu!"


    The assistant wondered, "what do you mean?"


    Yan Dao: "in the next few issues, we planned to pay more attention to Li Tiezhu and try our best to build him into a party competing with Deng Chao. Deng Chao and Li Tiezhu also have a tacit understanding. Their opponent play will be more interesting. Chen Chichi assisted Deng Chao and Luhani assisted Li Tiezhu. Chenyi seems to be interested in Li Tiezhu. Let Li Tiezhu take him."


    The assistant said, "in that case, teacher Chichi''s part..."


    Director Yan: "the camera was won. He didn''t want the camera himself, so let him paddle. In issue 0, he also questioned why Deng Chao and Luhani paid more than him. This guy is really... Obviously he has a good sense of variety, but he doesn''t work hard."


    The next day, Chen Chichi''s brain collapsed at breakfast. Luhani''s tears popped out for Chen Chichi. Li Tiezhu was even harder and almost fainted.


    After breakfast, everyone went to the e-sports hall, but the two E-sports players Chen Chichi and Luhani can only work in situ to make money.


    However, the program team still took care of them and gave them a very favorable working package. To promote "dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms" on the street, everyone can get ten yuan for downloading. With the ability to brush their faces, they made enough money in more than an hour and called the competition hall to prepare for the competition.


    During the game, Songzhu erling will play, because this is a game composed by iron pillars, and then pit his teammates. He doesn''t forget to advertise the game.


    Li Tiezhu memorized English words on the sofa below and even robbed a lot of scenes.


    Li Tiezhu is awesome, especially fan pictures, behind the fans and the landlords.


    At the end of the seventh period, the overall effect is obviously not as good as the first two periods, but after all, it has long been set to advertise the game, which is also expected. Moreover, the program has inserted several game music composed by Li Tiezhu, which is also quite amazing.


    Starting from phase 8, we will stay in tents in Zhongxian County tonight.


    At the beginning, Li Tiezhu''s skillful way of baking and barbecue was amazing. After dinner, he went to KTV, and then songzhuer would leave overnight. She has to rush back to the Jiuzhou crew to shoot. She forced her way out of the night play for a few more days.


    After saying goodbye to everyone one by one, Deng Chao said, "I''ll send bamboo on behalf of the program group."


    Chen Chichi: "old Deng''s head is OK. I''m tired of barbecue. Have a rest."


    Luhani smiled: "don''t tease her. Zhuer is going to rage. Ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu is also used to everyone''s jokes. Anyway, on the program, he will not repeatedly explain that he is not with songzhu''er. Zhu''er shows extra intimacy, and he can''t let songzhu''er lose face.


    Scum men are scum men.


    Li Tiezhu took the snacks and two plush toys he bought for songzhu''er and rubbed songzhu''er''s ball head: "go, I''ll give it to you."


    Sent to a place where no one was there, songzhuer kissed Li Tiezhu again and tried to secretly take a video. Li Tiezhu found out and spanked him.


    Songzhu''er smiled: "Hey, hey... I found you a teacher in the art examination cram class. When you go to Kyoto rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala, he will give you some common sense knowledge. I''ll send you the contact information."


    Li Tiezhu said sincerely, "thank you."


    Songzhuer was a little embarrassed and turned to get on the bus: "go, don''t miss me too much."


    Li Tiezhu directly pulled her back and kissed her.


    Pines and bamboos were stunned, their whole body was soft and weak, and their eyes stared at the boss. Long experience, long experience, so this is kiss? The moves I learned from TV were all family. What''s more, my iron pillar Han Han is so eloquent and eloquent.


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    Early the next morning, a waist drum team came to the basketball court where SiHa members set up a tent, which woke everyone up.


    A group of villagers mopped the water on the ground, and Li Tiezhu went to help friendly.


    During the warm-up, Chen Chichi bragged until Li Tiezhu cut a button beside him. Finally, he shut up.


    Luhani was surprised: "iron pillar, do you really have only 181?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes, measured barefoot."


    Next, at the beginning of the game, I lost the first game. It was really my team members who pulled their crotch too much.


    Before the second game, Chen Chichi asked to adjust his tactics. He wanted to hit hard under the basket. He also auditioned his own strong moves.


    Click.


    Sprained his foot. He sprained when there was no defense and no confrontation.


    Others were worried that it was bad, but Luhani and Deng Chao couldn''t stand up with laughter.


    Li Tiezhu: "this... I''m not to blame."


    Later, awesome, directly released the dialogue between Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi in the 20th issue, and beat Chen Chichi''s face.


    The second game was won, and the program recording continued.


    In the afternoon, SiHa team came to Shuangqing. Now Chen Chichi can paddle openly. Sitting in a wheelchair is a laughing point for walking.


    Yan Daoyin thought: "it''s really worth it!"


    In the evening, after eating hot pot, Li Tiezhu left the program group again and went back to Shudu... He was going to attend the old man''s wedding the next day.


    Originally, after director Yan knew it, he strongly asked the program team to make trouble at old man Li''s wedding after recording Shuangqing. Li Tiezhu resolutely refused. He didn''t want to affect his family, especially Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua.


    A wedding is actually a banquet for relatives and friends. Only six tables were arranged.


    Old man Li was filled with a lot of wine. When he got home, he went to burn incense for his mother. Li Tiezhu was embarrassed for him. Aunt Liu Xianhui helped Li Fugui to finish incense and go to bed.


    Their marriage is typical of living together, so Liu Xiaohua didn''t change her surname and Li Tiezhu didn''t change his address.


    Songzhuer, the gift giver, also sent a generous gift, which Aunt Liu liked very much.


    The second day of the wedding, November 16.


    Li Tiezhu flew to the East China Sea and attended the official press conference of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms at 2 p.m. with Chen Chichi and Luhani, who recorded the two-day holiday of the eighth issue, and Nie Yao, the spokesman.


    Wang Dashao and Zhou Dong also came to the public beta of dream Three Kingdoms today.


    After the press conference, Nie Yao especially thanked Li Tiezhu, saying that his recent variety invitations began to increase. He thanked Li Tiezhu for helping him become a popular player and invited Li Tiezhu to dinner in the evening.


    Li Tiezhu, the king of rubbing rice, agreed without thinking.


    They talked and laughed backstage. A etiquette lady called Li Tiezhu.


    It''s Yang Feiyue. She was invited to be a etiquette lady because of her excellent performance in COS for half a month and her good looks.


    Nie Yao had a headache when he saw Yang Feiyue. He said hello to Li Tiezhu and left.


    Li Tiezhu said, "how''s it going? Did you make money?"


    Yang Feifei nodded again and again: "thank you! 3000 yuan for half a month. Today it''s 800 yuan as etiquette! Hahaha! I''ll buy you milk tea in the afternoon. I''m reluctant to buy anything else expensive."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "yes, please contact wechat at that time."


    "Good!"


    After that, Yang Feifei ran away with his skirt.


    Several models with her suddenly became close to Yang Feifei.


    "Do you know Li Tiezhu?"


    "It seems that you are still familiar with each other. What''s your relationship?"


    "I watched the live broadcast. Did you know each other at that time?"


    "Can you give me the number of iron pillar?"


    And so on.


    Yang Feiyue said, "I don''t know Li Tiezhu. Who is Li Tiezhu? It seems familiar. Is he a big star?"


    The models are so angry, NIMA!


    You just had a hot chat with Li Tiezhu. Are we blind or stupid?


    However, these scheming models dare not target Yang Feiyue. Who knows how good her relationship with Li Tiezhu is?


    Li Tiezhu said hello to Wang Dashao and Zhou Dong, left and went to the studio to find Zhang Xiaomeng.


    Zhang Xiaomeng has been busy with the launch of Zhao Liya''s new album and Justin''s in the East China Sea these two days. Zhao Liya''s new album has been launched and Justin''s has been recorded.


    Zhao Liya''s new album scored very well on the first day, especially the dream flower and the new song little, which were widely praised. In terms of achievements, if this momentum is maintained, Zhao Liya''s new album is even expected to reach the top five in the album list, and even compete for the top three.


    At present, the top three in the album hot selling list are:


    Seventeen: Li Tiezhu, a serious brother.


    "In the green" rock and roll half the country, Wang Feng.


    Beyond light years: Deng Siqi, the iron lung little diva.


    Li Tiezhu''s album sales are far ahead of Wang Feng. His mentor Deng Siqi bites Wang Feng tightly and makes Wang leather pants a little Alexander.


    After seeing Li Tiezhu, Zhang Xiaomeng''s first sentence was: "the price of king to Wang has been increased. For the closing issue, the price is 2 million. Are you going?"


    Li Tiezhu did not hesitate: "go."


    After that, Zhang Xiaomeng talked about the follow-up arrangements for Li Tiezhu. In the past two months, he repeatedly communicated with Penguin culture and finally came up with a plan with reference to Li Tiezhu''s personal opinions.


    In this scheme, Li Tiezhu will be made into a film, television and song star, or even a superstar.


    This is also the first star making plan of penguin culture. Almost all resources of penguin culture are inclined towards Li Tiezhu. Even other subsidiaries of penguin should cooperate when necessary.


    The company also specially equipped Li Tiezhu with the best vocal music teachers, makeup artists, stylists, fitness coaches, dance coaches and other personnel.


    This is not the company''s charity, but Li Tiezhu''s strength.


    It goes without saying that Li Tiezhu''s talent has broken through the sky and is far beyond ordinary people''s imagination in terms of variety. Any variety can press the heroes into the focus. Although he has not made any achievements in acting, Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo and others are willing to take him as a potential stock.


    ¡­¡­


    Yang Feiyue finished the work of the game conference and rushed back to the milk tea shop. Instead of working, he made an appointment.


    A man in his thirties wearing glasses greeted Yang Feifei with a smile: "Feifei, here."


    Yang Feifei went over and sat down, took the milk tea, and didn''t chat: "director Zhou, is this draft really on TV? It''s still wrapped up? Shouldn''t it be a lie?"


    Director Zhou helped his glasses: "the talent show of penguin video is not on TV. Can it be a lie?"


    Yang Feiyue: "but I haven''t heard of this program."


    Director Zhou said patiently, "it''s normal that you haven''t heard of this new program. Moreover, I''m honest to tell you that this program is very small and its ratings can''t compare with those big variety shows. But this is a program for penguin culture to explore new people. If you perform well, you can get more opportunities, okay?"


    Yang Feiyue: "I don''t understand!"


    Zhou Yongxu: "er... Look at the contract."


    Yang Feiyue: "I can''t understand the contract. I didn''t graduate from junior high school! I''m often cheated."


    Glasses man named Zhou Yongxu, is an associate director of penguin Xiao Wang Zong, responsible for player selection and management. A few days ago, he was shocked to see sun Shangxiang of Yang Feifei cos at the trial of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. The girl is young and beautiful. Although she is not stunning, she is already very amazing to ordinary people.


    After a little chat, Zhou Yongxu knew he had found the treasure. It turned out that he was Yang Feifei, the "female version of Li Tiezhu" who was on the hot search! The girl has red potential. Of course, she is mainly beautiful and stupid. She should dive well.


    In the next few days, Zhou Yongxu began to contact Yang Feiyue to participate in the program he was responsible for.


    Even, he even thought about how to deepen his influence and control over her. After all, he is an old Jianghu. First dive. If you can get popular, you can be her agent and hold her firmly in your hand. That is, you can play and make money. You can also improve your position in penguin culture and win three wins.


    Zhou Yongxu smiled and said, "OK! You said to find a friend to help you read the contract. Where''s your friend?"


    Yang Feiyue: "he''s coming."


    Zhou Yongxu nodded, picked up milk tea and drank it.


    Of course, there are many pits in the contract, but can the little village girl''s friends see the problem? Joke!


    At this time, a black faced man came in: "fly over, I drink kumquat lemonade."


    "Poof - cough..."


    Director Zhou choked and milk tea gushed out of his nostrils.

 Chapter 204

    "Feifei, your friend is Li Tiezhu?"


    Director Zhou managed to get rid of his embarrassment and was still shocked.


    He knew tiktok Li Tiezhu had commented on Yang Feiyue, but he did not expect them to have contact in private. He also wanted to take Li Tiezhu as a gimmick to fly Yang over. I didn''t think they were really friends? Is it Li Tiezhu who came to help Yang Feiyue see the contract?


    Yang Feiyue nodded: "yes! He''s so popular that he must understand the contract, so I asked him to help. Are you guilty?" grabbing


    Director Zhou was so embarrassed: "I feel guilty. What? It''s just... The contract may need to be revised."


    Yang Feiyue: "why? Is there something wrong with the contract you originally prepared?"


    Director Zhou said: "of course not. I just think you need a better contract based on your relationship with Tiezhu."


    Yang Feiyue: "I always think you are suspicious..."


    Director Zhou: "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak. He sat and listened for a long time. He roughly knew what was going on. He said, "fly over, do you want to participate in any program? Show me the contract."


    Yang Feiyue handed the contract to Li Tiezhu: "it''s a program of penguin video."


    Li Tiezhu took a look at director Zhou. Who is the person of penguin culture?


    Face blind, don''t know.


    Director Zhou was a little nervous and reached out to get the contract back: "that... Iron pillar, this contract is only for ordinary people. I''m going to handle another contract for your relationship with Feifei. Don''t read this one?"


    Li Tiezhu ignored him, took out his mobile phone, clicked and clicked, and then sent it to Zhang Xiaomeng:


    "Penguin a contract that Wang Zong gave to my friend. Brother Meng can help to see if there is a problem."


    Director Zhou''s palms are really sweating, Zhang Xiaomeng? If you show it to him, you will see a lot of holes in this contract!


    If it had been before, he wouldn''t have. Zhang Xiaomeng is just a small agent, and he is really a serious deputy director. Although he is responsible for the program for many times, he is also a director.


    But now it''s different. Zhang Xiaomeng has become a big man in penguin culture after she was promoted to director by Li Tiezhu''s popularity.


    When the kumquat lemonade was ready, Yang Feiyue went and brought it to Li Tiezhu: "thank you. I can''t find other knowledgeable people to help me."


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of lemonade: "it''s all right! Anyway, you invited me to drink."


    Yang Feiyue said: "in fact, director Zhou invited me... I sprinkle flowers and offer Buddha."


    "Borrow flowers to offer Buddha?" Xu Zhui, literature


    "That''s what I mean."


    "I tell you this is a sign of economy. I often eat and drink."


    "Isn''t it? Thank you, director Zhou. It''s expensive."


    Director Zhou is on pins and needles and smiles awkwardly: "you''re welcome, you''re welcome. It''s my honor to invite Tiezhu to drink. You are now the most popular star of penguin culture!"


    Li Tiezhu asked, "are you a penguin, too?"


    Director Zhou: "yes! I, ZHOU Jianren, am the deputy director of penguin video network variety."


    Li Tiezhu said, "good name."


    Soon, Zhang Xiaomeng called and Li Tiezhu picked it up:


    "Yes! Yes, it''s Yang Feiyue who was searched last time. Uh huh, ok..."


    Li Tiezhu said a few words and handed the mobile phone to director ZHOU Jianren: "brother Meng said he would talk to you."


    ZHOU Jianren answered the phone with both hands and trembled: "Hello, director Zhang, ah? No, no, no... sorry, it''s all a misunderstanding... Ah? Your insight is like a torch. It''s all my fault. Your adult doesn''t remember villains... OK, OK! What? You? You take her? I''ll go back to deal with the new contract. Don''t worry, this program will definitely give sister Feiyue the best resources..."


    After a while, ZHOU Jianren handed the phone to Li Tiezhu with both hands and wiped his sweat quietly.


    Li Tiezhu took the mobile phone: "brother Meng, how''s it going?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "bring Yang Feiyue to the studio. If she wants to be on the show, I''ll be her agent. Otherwise, she won''t know if she''s sold."


    Li Tiezhu understood, glanced at ZHOU Jianren and said, "OK, thank you, brother Meng."


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu got up and paid for three drinks. ZHOU Jianren wanted to rush to pay, but he was guilty.


    Yang Feiyue: "how did you pay?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "when we meet for the first time, please invite director Zhou to have a drink. I hope to take care of Feiyue when we go on the program. She is not very smart like me."


    Knowing that Li Tiezhu was beating him, ZHOU Jianren nodded and laughed: "it must be. Flying over the program must go to the last phase, it must be!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t talk nonsense to him: "well, it''s nice to meet you. See you next time."


    ZHOU Jianren got up wisely to leave and slipped a little fast.


    Yang Feiyue was still confused: "I''m afraid the director didn''t have a false fire this week. He sweated so much in such a cold day."


    Li Tiezhu: "you almost got cheated by him. There''s something wrong with the contract. But now he doesn''t dare. I want to ask you, do you really want to make a debut?"


    Yang Feiyue said blankly, "what''s the beginning?"


    "Is to be an artist."


    "Never thought about it. I can''t be an artist without anything?"


    "Most of today''s artists can''t do anything. They say it''s good to draw on white paper."


    "What if you have some talent?"


    "That''s called having a skill."


    "What if you can do everything? Like you?"


    "It''s called heaven''s reward."


    "What makes sense?"


    "Anyway, being an artist or a star depends on blowing. Strength doesn''t seem to be the most important. Just like me, everyone''s biggest impression is that I make fun on the program."


    "Isn''t it? As soon as I see you on the program, I laugh and have a stomachache."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. I, a serious man, made my debut by talent. How can I be a harmonic star? You misunderstood me deeply!


    Then, Li Tiezhu took Yang Feiyue to the studio to find Zhang Xiaomeng.


    "Feifei, since you want to be an artist, let me be your agent. Your conditions are good."


    Zhang Xiaomeng is as direct as ever.


    Yang Feiyue tilted his head: "can I ask a question?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng nodded: "of course."


    Yang Feiyue''s eyes were slightly sharp: "are you... Is your beard true?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "


    Yang Feiyue said to Li Tiezhu, "it looks so fake. He has more beard than hair. You see, he''s almost bald. Why is his beard so dense?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is also my doubt all the time, and I want to ask, do you usually wash your beard with facial cleanser or shampoo?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "..." grab


    Yang Feiyue: "should it be shampoo? After washing, you have to dry it with a hair dryer and comb it with a comb? It''s very strange. Can you spray gel water or something?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you cut your beard when you cut your hair? Will you be charged double?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "


    Yang Feiyue: "beard... Should there be no dandruff?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, it should also be called Hu crumbs. When your father named you Zhang Xiaomeng, did you think you would grow into a beard?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng gnashed his teeth: "enough! Get down to business, Yang Feifei. Why do you want to be on the program?"


    Yang Feiyue: "it''s good to have a small face with a beard. What, I went on the program to make money. That week, the director said 4000 yuan a month, including food and shelter. It''s a lot of money."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said: "in fact, it''s 5000 yuan a month. The champion''s bonus is 50000 yuan, the runner up 30000 yuan and the runner up 20000 yuan. He played tricks in the contract. He hinted when he called. I don''t expose him. He gave Feifei the best treatment. I believe he can be in the top three."


    Yang Feiyue is so excited that his eyes shine. Can he get a bonus? 20000? 30000?


    Zhang Xiaomeng said: "anyway, I will strive for the best treatment and results for Feiyue. Come on, Feiyue, let''s sign the broker contract."


    Yang Feiyue signed the contract and asked, "well... I read it online. The artist''s income is calculated in proportion. How much am I?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "didn''t you just sign the contract?"


    Yang Feiyue: "how can I understand?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "you''re 60%."


    Yang Feiyue: "so few?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng rolled her eyes.


    Li Tiezhu said: "it''s already very good. Many artists are 50%, and some newcomers are said to be only two or three percent."


    Yang Feiyue didn''t tangle, and his brain hole jumped again: "Ai Dou, I''m going to the milk tea shop to resign. I''m a little reluctant. I haven''t learned to mix milk tea yet."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right. You probably won''t learn anyway."


    "That''s reasonable. When people ask me what I''m good at as an artist, I''ll tell them I can cook? I may still need to learn some talent? Like the last somersault, I still can''t, and my skull hurts."


    "This is what master brought into the door to practice. It''s up to me. I can''t help you."


    "Eh? Then I won''t call you Aidou in the future. Call you Shifu? I can be an artist because of you."


    "Harm?"


    "Did you bring it, master?"


    "It''s OK to call me Shifu with your way of speaking..."


    In this way, Li Tiezhu accepted a little apprentice.


    ¡­¡­


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu and Zhang Xiaomeng learned about the progress of the rabbit. The split mirror and human design have been completed and can start dubbing. Penguin paid special attention to this animated film and sent its best animation director Tang Guo.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao ate seafood and went back to their apartment.


    Although there was no one to live in for a while, my aunt would clean it every week, so it was still very clean.


    Li Tiezhu recited some historical knowledge for a while. He washed and went to bed at 10 o''clock. He was ready to give songzhuer a video and go to bed. He would fly to Lanzhou to record SiHa tomorrow.


    Just lying down, Li Tiezhu heard the sound of opening the door.


    Aunt came to clean up in the evening? Žt flyncm ‘Þ


    Just as he wanted to get out of bed, he saw a graceful figure at the bedroom door, leaning weakly against the door and twisting lazily: "meow ~"


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously swallowed his saliva: "you''re in the East China Sea? Why didn''t you tell me?"


    The cat continued to wriggle: "I want to attack you!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and shook his head: "are you finished with that TV play?"


    Cat: "the day before yesterday."


    Li Tiezhu patted the bed: "I haven''t seen you for a long time. Come and have a chat."


    The cat shook his head: "if you don''t chat, you will cry."


    "It''s really just a chat. What do you think? Am I in such a hurry?"


    "You are not, I am."


    "Er..."


    "Well, I''ll take a bath and bring you a new cat suit. Do you want to see it?"


    Then lengba went into the bathroom of the bedroom.


    After a while, a wonderful figure was projected on the ground glass of the bathroom.


    Li Tiezhu felt thirsty.


    Deng Deng


    Song Zhuer''s video came. Li Tiezhu had to restrain his impulse to wash the cat by hand and adjust his breathing.


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    The glass door of the bathroom opened, and lengba was full of bubbles: "it''s from bamboo?"


    Li Tiezhu is so angry! It''s too much!


    Lengba innocently rubbed bubbles on her face: "why don''t you pick it up? Pick it up quickly, otherwise bamboo should be depressed again."


    "You close the door and wash."


    "Why? I''m afraid of lack of oxygen."


    "Aren''t you shy?"


    "Why be shy? You haven''t seen anything about me?"


    "Are you shaking M..."


    "Otherwise? Eh? How can you use such a word?"


    "Luhani told me."


    "Oh, the video will break if you don''t answer it."


    Li Tiezhu took a deep breath and answered the phone: "spicy claw. Still on the crew?"


    Songzhu''er smiled and put her cell phone away. She stepped back. Wearing an ancient costume, she reached out and lifted her skirt: "iron pillar, look!"


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously covered his eyes, but found that songzhuer was wearing woolen pants under his skirt: "scare me."


    Songzhu''er jumped over again: "you''re still smart. I''m acting in woolen pants. It''s not cold at all. They all admire me."


    Li Tiezhu said perfunctorily, "uh huh, your woolen pants look good."


    Matsushita: "isn''t it nice? I bought it for Aunt Liu and Xiaohua and sent it to them."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and swallowed his saliva: "good looking is good-looking. Is there a little more thread?"


    In the bathroom, a bubbly was handling the thread with a tool.


    Li Tiezhu''s blood gushed, but he could only swallow it.


    Songzhuer said, "no! The quality is very good! By the way, have you received my confession letter?"


    "What letter?"


    "To your school."


    "I haven''t been back yet."


    "That''s all right. You''ll see it when you go back. I turned over the love letter written in the dictionary! Hey, hey!" grab


    "What are you doing with that thing?"


    "I think others write love letters when they are in love..."


    Li Tiezhu saw in the bathroom, cold Baal washed the foam, began to wipe her body, and showed him maliciously, rubbing it too hard and deforming.


    I can''t stand it.


    Li Tiezhu got up and closed the glass door of the bathroom.


    After chatting with songzhu''er, the glass door opened again. Lengba came out barefoot wearing a cat collar and a black cat suit.


    Li Tiezhu was tired: "spicy claw, are you going to make a night play tonight?"


    Matsushita: "yes, yes, but it won''t start until a while. Hey, hey... I really want to kiss you."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "you talk well."


    Songzhu''er quietly Mimi said, "last time you did that, I found that I had to change my pants after kissing. I hate it!"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, as for? Are you too easy? And say it


    Lengba suddenly said, "eh? Is our little bamboo so moist?"


    Songzhu''er was startled: "sister lengba? Why are you there? Smelly iron pillar, why didn''t you tell me? It hurt me... Lost dead."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I didn''t know you even said such things?"


    Matsushita: "hum! Hate! Let me see sister lengba. What is she doing?"


    Lengba slowly knelt down by the bed and smiled: "I''m ready to eat. I won''t show you. I''m afraid you''ll rob me."


    Li Tiezhu rolled her eyes. Her dress is really not suitable for songzhu''er to show, and what she eats is not suitable for show.


    Matsushita: "stingy! I have good things to share with you. I sent you a lot of snacks, but you eat alone. Sister lengba, you are so immoral!"


    Lengba just took a big bite and choked immediately. Tears came out: "poof, haha... It''s really immoral, haha..."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Songzhuer suddenly said, "eh? It''s so late and you''re together again. Am I playing the video at the wrong time?"


    Lengba ate a few mouthfuls and bolted, "no, um Gu... You hit at the right time, Li Tiezhu Gu... Just said I missed you, gu..."


    Songzhu''er scratched his head: "Hey, hey, hey... Really miss me? Eh? What''s sister lengba eating? Listening to the sound, she''s eating so delicious."


    Lengba: "I won''t tell you, but if you want to eat, my sister will take you to eat next time."


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up! Eat well. Don''t listen to her. She''s not normal..."


    Matsushita: "that''s just right. I''m not normal either."


    Lengba stopped talking. Her beautiful big eyes stared at Li Tiezhu and kept a limit eating shape. Her expression was slightly painful and flattering.


    Li Tiezhu sighed, patted her delicate face and took the initiative to step back.


    Lengba gasped and caught up again, and Li Tiezhu didn''t hide.


    Songzhu''er chatted with Li Tiezhu again and said, "I won''t bother you. Go recite your lines! Mua~"


    Li Tiezhu was relieved: "bye, spicy claw."


    After hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu glared at lengba: "aren''t you afraid she''ll find out?"


    Lengba nodded madly and said nothing.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything, but her clothes were so strange. Why was there a rope on her collar?


    Just thinking, lengba handed the rope to Li Tiezhu.


    "I''ll go..."


    Li Tiezhu was startled. Is it so terrible?


    Lengba took a temporary rest, wiped her saliva, raised her head, her beautiful face was full of flattery, and her eyes were like stars: "master, the cat is so hungry..."


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "no, even if you wear a collar, what''s the matter with your tail?"


    Lengba turned half a circle: "isn''t it amazing? Do you want to check it?"


    Li Tiezhu looked, and then the whole person cracked: "lengba, you scared me! Really!"


    ¡°

 Chapter 205

    66%, which is the domestication value of the cat when Li Tiezhu opened his eyes the next day.


    That night, Li Tiezhu was forced to try a variety of communication methods, which lengba prepared in advance. According to her own account, she has recently acquired knowledge in this field, which can be regarded as flexible learning and application. At first, Li Tiezhu refused, but in the end, he degenerated and became an impure person and a person of low taste.


    After all, when a beautiful woman like lengba puts a "welcome" in your ear, who can stand it?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t have the noble spirit of sitting still. Besides, he really studied sitting still last night. Li Tiezhu is not disorderly, even brushing history questions, but sister lengba can be disorderly. Although the technology is still rough, it is obvious that she has done her homework.


    Li Tiezhu found an iron rule, that is, lengba''s mood is very sensitive when communicating deeply. She cries every time for a long time.


    Do you want to make up 70%?


    Li Tiezhu originally rejected keeping a cat, but because lengba liked to be a cat, the system could not be lifted. He had to break the pot and try to get it cooked as soon as possible.


    After rolling the cat, the feel is still so good, and the body becomes softer because of excessive fatigue.


    "Oh... No, don''t move..."


    Lengba couldn''t open her eyes and twisted. She couldn''t tell whether she wanted to get rid of the claw or cooperate with the grasp of the claw.


    Li Tiezhu jumped up and said, "girl, do you want me to come again?"


    Lengba: "no, no... the crotch is almost broken..."


    Li Tiezhu is burning with fire. If you want to refuse, just refuse. This is a complete word of tiger and wolf.


    "You really don''t want to?"


    "No! Not at all!"


    Lengba woke up a little, bit her lips and stared at Li Tiezhu angrily.


    Li Tiezhu decided to stretch out his hand to test it. Sure enough, the girl was lying again. He angrily said, "is it fun to cheat me?"


    Lengba drew two paper towels at the head of the bed to wipe Li Tiezhu''s hands: "it''s fun! However, I really can''t move. I feel so tired."


    Li Tie kissed her forehead painfully, got out of bed and went to make breakfast.


    "I''ll make you an omelet. After eating, you can continue to sleep until noon."


    Lengba curled up like a cat: "the cat wants to learn."


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    Lengba pointed out and said, "take me to make breakfast. I''ll accompany you."


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you say you couldn''t move?"


    Lengba: "I can''t move."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Is that too obvious?


    Lengba crawled to the end of the bed like a cat, stretched out his hand to collect Li Tiezhu''s handle, and said, "Tiezhu, haven''t seen you for a long time!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t cry or laugh.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host on getting a special song...]


    The system is still busy?


    All triggered special songs, so celebrate!


    Where can Li Tiezhu tolerate lengba''s provocation? He picked up the cat, put it on him savagely, and took it to the kitchen. Lengba''s legs encircled Li Tiezhu''s waist, and her arms hooked Li Tiezhu''s neck. Like a real octopus, she attached herself successfully.


    Every step Li Tiezhu took, lengba snorted.


    Three eggs, a bowl of water, stir up, add some flour and mix well.


    Burn a little oil over a small fire, spread the paste in the pot, and the smell of egg cake spreads in the kitchen


    Lengba, who couldn''t move, began to dance again, and attached it to Li Tiezhu''s ear and said, "do you think your sister is very bad? Forcing you to do strange things?"


    Li Tiezhu: "force me to make omelets? It''s very bad!"


    Lengba smiled, then cried and said, "iron pillar, come on! My sister wants to sleep until night."


    Li Tiezhu gladly accepted the order and started the mode of stirring egg liquid, but he was still a little cautious.


    Unexpectedly, lengba burst into tears and said, "Wuwu... Don''t be afraid, I''m safe. Ah Wuwu..."


    Li Tiezhu immediately spread the lengba like an egg cake and fried it crackling.


    Finally, the delicate egg cake broke and the egg liquid was pasted in a pot. It was a pity that lengba burst into tears.


    (squinting smile: hum! I''m the legendary flying car party!)


    The domestication value of the cat was fixed at 69%. It''s a pity that it didn''t break the 70 mark.


    Lengba is falling apart. She sleeps until noon.


    Li Tiezhu finished the demo and score of the newly bought special song on the tablet, and tried to sing it again and input it into the demo.


    Lengba woke up and shrunk in the quilt: "what''s the name of this song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "long time no see."


    Lengba: "Pooh, hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored her. She is a strange woman who likes to be abused. Li Tiezhu exported an audio file and sent it directly to Mr. Ethan via wechat:


    "Mr. Ethan, I wrote you a song to see if you like it."


    Soon, Chen Ethan called in person to express his thanks. He really liked the song "long time no see", and his team also spoke highly of it.


    ¡­¡­


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu made an appointment with Chen Chichi and Lu Hani to fly to Lanzhou to record the last two episodes of SiHa, Lanzhou station and luoxie station.


    Li Tiezhu did not record the ninth issue, so on the plane, he asked Chen Chichi, "who lost your secret mission in the last issue? What was the punishment?"


    Chen Chichi yawned and played the game late last night: "what secret task?"


    As soon as Luhani saw that he was going to reveal his stuffing, he hurriedly said, "brother Chi Chi lost."


    Li Tiezhu was curious: "really? What is the punishment?"


    Luhani''s brain is a little confused. Punishment? Now think about it. Where''s the time? He looked at Chen Chichi and said, "brother, say it yourself. The punishment is a little cruel. It''s interesting to say it yourself."


    Chen Chichi also returned to his senses and said with a embarrassed smile, "ha ha... Don''t say it? It''s too ashamed."


    Li Tiezhu: "shame? Punishment for not wearing pants to record programs?"


    Chen Chichi angrily said, "can this be broadcast?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can play mosaic. What is it?"


    Chen Chichi looks to Luhani for help, and Luhani resolutely puts on headphones and goggles to sleep.


    Chen Chichi thought again and said, "that''s the program. I can only eat instant noodles."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the shame? Moreover, instant noodles are so delicious and expensive..."


    Chen Chichi thought, can I say more? That''s not yourself?


    Then, Chen Chichi quietly sent his punishment to the program group with his mobile phone, allowing the director group to collude with other guests and provide props to avoid going through the gang.


    In the ninth issue, Chen Chichi really ate instant noodles all the way. He was greedy for Lanzhou food and cried. He really regretted digging a hole for himself.


    The secret task of this period is to ask Li Tiezhu to borrow something from Deng Chao, Luhani and Chen Chichi. It is obvious that Chen Chichi will not borrow it. Li Tiezhu naturally lost. He needs to write a song in the next issue, and will broadcast it to tiktok when the program is finished.


    This is a special request of the program team. Li Tiezhu''s punishment is different from others. Others sing and Li Tiezhu writes songs.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu himself agreed.


    The theme of the ninth issue is Lanzhou folk songs. The laughter is not dense, but it has feelings and musical atmosphere. In particular, Li Tiezhu''s singing is also very healing and the effect is good.


    Since the fifth issue, the quality of "ha ha ha" has been online, and the program has become popular all over the network.


    After a day''s rest in Lanzhou, the next morning, in addition to Yan Qi, who was sick and rested, SiHa members collectively rushed to luoxie City, the capital of new Tibet.


    Luoxie City, also known as the city of sunlight, is a pearl on the snowy plateau. There is the Holy Land bulada palace.


    Still on the bus to the railway station, everyone was very excited.


    Chen Chichi also changed his humble appearance in the past and said with emotion: "many people may not go to Xinzang once in their life, so let''s go."


    Deng Chao was also very excited: "have you been there?"


    Chen Chichi: "it''s my first time."


    Wang tie: "my first time."


    Luhani raised his hand: "the first time."


    Chen Yi: "I haven''t been here either."


    Teacher Chen Ming said, "I have been there when I was twelve years old."


    Deng Chao: "I''ve been there once."


    Tian Yu said, "I''ve been there several times, and so has Tiezhu? I think you sang the song" a Diao "in your song."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I went to the snow area of Xichuan Province - kangzang area, not Xinzang."


    Tian Yu: "that''s also very powerful. It''s to do public welfare, isn''t it?"


    Luhani helped explain: "it''s an activity of teacher Han Hong''s fund, a trip to Qianshan. Li Tiezhu helped many people, as well as the sister-in-law Liang named a Diao. Li Tiezhu specially made a Diao Education Fund."


    Tian Yu nodded, "that''s good."


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "just do what you can. My family has been helped by many kind people before."


    Deng Chao took his mobile phone: "let me tell you the precautions. Try to eat more local food. For example... If you want to sit indoors, sit cross legged. You can''t straighten your legs and face people with the soles of your feet... Accept gifts with both hands..."


    The eldest brother is still very competent. He has done a lot of homework to respect the customs of the young people.


    This issue is the last one, and there are no more so-called secret tasks, because there is no punishment for the next issue, so the program team chose to let Li Tiezhu go.


    A group of people arrived at the railway station and boarded a green train from Kyoto to luosome with tickets.


    The program group broadcast: "dear passengers, the next stop is luoxie city. The whole journey is 2188 kilometers. It is expected to arrive in 26 hours. SiHa travel agency will serve you all the way."


    After getting on the bus, a group of people gathered in the dining car.


    When the director set up the machine, Tian Yu and Chen Ming made up lessons for the young people about the difficulties of pruning the new Tibet railway and how many miracles the new Tibet railway has created.


    Listening, Li Tiezhu suddenly remembered a song he had tried to listen to in the system before. Since he was going to be punished for writing songs in this period, it''s over.


    It''s written. It should be very appropriate to sing to Aunt Han Hong.


    Li Tiezhu took out the tablet from his bag and was ready to start composing music. As soon as I opened the composer app, Luhani''s head came up.


    Luhani: "iron pillar, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "didn''t the program team punish me for writing songs?"


    Luhani envied, "are you inspired?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I was moved by what Tian Yu and Chen Ming said just now. I suddenly wanted to write a song for this railway to heaven on earth."


    Luhani: is the song called the new Tibet Railway


    Li Tiezhu: "no, it''s called Tianlu."


    Luhani tut said: "it''s nice to have talent. It''s cool to write songs while recording programs. Unlike me, it''s only self-worth."


    Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "no, it''s different now. You still have round value."


    Luhani touched his increasingly mellow face and laughed: "ha ha! Again, it''s like being insulted and praised. It''s a very complex feeling."


    [Ding! Pay 5 intelligence points to buy the song Tianlu]


    As soon as I started writing songs, the wrong director came.


    Yan Min: "well, your seats are... Deng Chao, air-conditioned hard seat, No. 33, car 8."


    Wang tie, Luhani and Chen Chichi were surprised:


    "Hard seat?!"


    Li Tiezhu put away his flat plate. He didn''t understand what to shout. How good is the air-conditioned carriage.


    Yan Min continued: "Chen Chichi, Bache 34. Luhani, Bache 35. Li Tiezhu, Bache 37. Wang tie, Bache 37..."


    In a circle, all eight people are hard seats.


    Chen Chichi: "all hard seats?"


    Deng Chao: "what do you mean?"


    Yan minjianxi turned on his cell phone and said, "but we have a soft sleeper!"


    Chen Chichi rolled her eyes with anger.


    Luhani giggled.


    Yan Dao added: "we should be more humane. We are willing to give up some soft bedrooms, but we should ask everyone''s consent."


    Luhani raised his hand directly: "I agree."


    Others also raised their hands. Li Tiezhu was held up by Chen Chichi.


    The staff in the dining car erupted in malicious ridicule. Do you agree that it''s useless?


    Director Yan said, "well, let''s be hasty, stone, scissors and paper. If you win, you can sleep in our bunk."


    Chen Chichi: "too hasty."


    Luhani: "as always, I was careless. At the beginning, the yacht drove away directly after a meal. Now I have to rely on stone, scissors and cloth to grab the berth."


    Yan Dao: "then Luhani doesn''t have to participate."


    Luhani jumped up and rolled up his sleeve: "I don''t! I''ll come first without saying a word. Who will come?"


    A staff member stood up.


    Luhani: "one game is the winner, stone, scissors, paper... Hey..."


    Luhani lost directly.


    Chen Ming was surprised: "the deer is gone?"


    Luhani took two steps and turned around. He said hastily, "two wins in three games. I counselled. A big husband can bend."


    The second guess, lost again.


    Luhani smiled: "ha! I knew I wouldn''t advise! Tui~"


    The second is the female staff member who flirted with Luhani, that is, Li Tiezhu held the one.


    Deng Chao talked a lot and tried to bribe Wang tie''s body to the female staff in exchange for berth tickets, which was rejected by words. Deng Chao did not give up: "Wang tie, was born?"


    Wang tieyileng: "date of birth, right? I......"


    The female staff member directly said, "I know you are younger than me. I don''t like people younger than me."


    Wang tie smiles bitterly. I don''t like you either.


    Deng Chao looked at Chen Ming and finally at Li Tiezhu: "although we have the strongest debaters, I''m still going to give you the task of persuading her, Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu solemnly looked at the female staff, remembered a doggerel given to him by Uncle Huang, switched to Xichuan dialect, and blurted out: "this sister, I tell you: young people have good physical strength. They sleep late and get up early. It can be done every day. It''s not enough to do it three times a day... HMM!"


    Uncle Huang Haibo is really yellow.


    Deng Chao was so frightened that he quickly covered Li Tiezhu''s mouth and blushed: "Li Tiezhu, don''t talk about other girls greedy."


    Anyway, this section was destined to be cut off, and Deng Chao followed Huang.


    Wang Tielian, a native of Northeast China, is red. I''m afraid I''m going to enter the ICU three times a day.


    Everyone laughed and shouted that Li Tiezhu was dishonest.


    The female staff laughed the most and showed no sign of shyness at all.


    Deng Chao had to give up Li Tiezhu and said to Chen Ming, "brother Ming, you have to come here. Li Tiezhu''s iron words are basically pimping. You''re still good at persuading people."


    When the program was broadcast, many bullet screens were curious:


    "What did Li Tiezhu say?"


    "It must be something terrible!"


    "Was it deleted?"


    "Does my iron Han Han also have a yellow accent?"


    "The truth upstairs."


    Chen Ming began to perform: "my wife insisted very much before she met me. She couldn''t accept a boy younger than her..."


    The female staff was influenced by Li Tiezhu, and the columnization was very serious: "that''s because your wife''s position is not firm enough."


    Chen Ming is suffocating: "Beautiful fate is like this. Only by breaking through all the rules you set can it prove that it is love. If you like an older one and find an older one, it is the slave of the rules. But if you don''t like the younger one but find Wang tie, that''s true love. Believe me, you must try true love in life, especially in Xinzang..."


    "Ho ho ho..."


    Deng Chao called good guy, what a slave to rules.


    Chen Ming is also very satisfied with his speech. She is confident and has an extraordinary appearance.


    The female staff member turned over each other in one sentence: "you have a little truth, break the rules... Why don''t I try to find a girl?"


    Chen Ming: "


    Then, guess.


    Deng Chao was forced to wear clothes for a long time and lost in seconds. Chen Yi, Chen Ming, Tian Yu and Wang tie all lost. Only Chen Chichi won.


    Finally, it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn. The other party comes up with a strong man, who is the security guard of the program group.


    The security elder brother was fierce: "why don''t you break your wrist?"


    Li Tiezhu: "brother, why insult yourself? Let''s guess boxing."


    Security: "I''m stronger than you. Break my wrist."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I tell you, if this paragraph is broadcast, your future security career will encounter Waterloo."


    Security leader: "I will never lose to you."


    People began to coax, so let''s break our wrists.


    They sat down and Luhani shouted to start.


    The security elder brother took the lead and made great efforts. In an instant, he pressed Li Tiezhu''s hand obliquely. Li Tiezhu gritted his teeth and supported it all the time. His arm has been inclined to 70 degrees.


    The security elder brother gnashed his teeth. Li Tiezhu''s face turned red and he was still insisting.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother, when you exert yourself, the fat on your face trembles. Are you making me laugh?"


    Security: "don''t try to affect me, I won''t be distracted..."


    "Drink!!"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly broke out, suddenly kicked at his feet, and a huge force in his right arm instantly overwhelmed the other party with a bang.


    Then, Li Tiezhu stood up: "brother, don''t talk when you try hard. If you don''t have gas, you won''t have power."


    It turns out that Li Tiezhu deliberately leads the other party to talk. Once his breath is vented, the other party will not respond if Li Tiezhu makes more efforts. This is the experience summarized by working on the construction site!


    Director Yan: "it''s over! The eight of you only got two tickets in total."


    Tian Yu smiled: "too bad!"

 Chapter 206

    It''s really bad!


    According to the 50% probability, eight people should get three or four. It can only be said that this group of people are not good.


    Director Yan was so happy that he couldn''t stop: "hehe, hehe, er... I feel sad for you."


    Deng Chao gushed angrily: "your mouth is cracked to the back of your head. Sadness is a hammer!"


    Director Yan: "I''m so sad that I laugh. Oh! Cut this paragraph and let''s continue. That... Two tickets! So... Aren''t you eight? Play a game and see who gets these two tickets."


    Luhani: OK


    Chen Chichi gave him a punch: "what''s good? Iron pillar and I got the tickets with our ability. Why should we fight for you? Director?"


    Yan Dao: "since everyone agrees, let''s talk about the rules of the game..."


    Chen Chichi: "where did everyone agree?"


    Soon, director Yan finished the rules. No one cared about Chen Chichi''s opinions. Each guest finds his fellow countrymen among the passengers on the bus and takes them to the dining car for wrist breaking competition. The winner can get a soft sleeper ticket.


    Deng Chao: "break your wrists? This game is a little too brain burning, isn''t it?"


    Yan Dao smiled: "break the wrist and burn the brain?"


    Deng Chao is serious: "it''s high now. Physical activity burns the brain more than mental activity."


    Yan Dao: "then you abstain."


    Deng Chao: "that''s not necessary. Anyway, others broke their wrists, not me."


    Then he left, and the people dispersed in a crowd.


    Chen Chichi kept an awkward smile on her face: "is it so hasty? Does no one listen to me? Tie Zhu, do you think what I said is reasonable?"


    Li Tiezhu said sincerely, "it''s reasonable, but the planning ability of the program team has reached the bottom. If you don''t play some games, you can''t hold it. Let''s go."


    Chen Chichi despised Yan Dao and left helplessly.


    Director Yan stopped Li Tiezhu: "I have something to ask you for instructions."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "why use such advanced vocabulary as asking for instructions?"


    Director Yan: "just... You''re right. The program team has run out of skills. You have a good head. Help me think about any good ideas. After all, you spend most of your time in the car. It doesn''t feel like fun."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. How can I make my head work? I''m afraid you don''t have any misunderstanding about me.


    "I have no idea."


    Director Yan is relieved. It''s good if you don''t have any ideas. We have. He said, "then we have an immature suggestion..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t say it if you''re not mature?"


    Director Yan: "er... I still want to say that the program team is going to give you a special task temporarily. You are the only one with a special task in this issue!"


    Li Tiezhu: "only I have?"


    Director Yan: "well, the program team attaches importance to you, so..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not the only one with special tasks in each issue?"


    Director Yan: "


    Then he began to look left and right to see who had leaked the secret.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t look, I guessed it. In the last issue, I paid special attention. The three of them laughed when they got the task. Obviously, they got my task card. Therefore, the four task cards in each issue are the same. Right?"


    Director Yan: "er... Iron pillar, don''t be angry. There''s something wrong with the program team..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not angry! It''s fun. Just have a good program effect."


    Director Yan was a little moved: "ah? You guessed it. Why did you cooperate so much in the last period? He was bullied by Chen Chichi."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s all right. I deliberately asked them who lost on the plane and what the punishment was. Didn''t I force Chen Chichi to eat instant noodles all day? No loss! My punishment is writing songs, which is easier for me than doing my homework. Nothing!"


    What''s the matter with director Yan? Is Li Tiezhu so black?


    Li Tiezhu used to be stupid. His intelligence value of 87 is really chaotic, but now it''s 99. It''s almost no different from normal people. How can he still be so stupid? From Zhongxian County, Li Tiezhu was suspicious. In Shuangqing, he finally confirmed that he was "targeted". He continued to pretend to be a fool, just Chen Chichi.


    When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was also amazing:


    "My God, is my serious brother smart enough?"


    "Iron pillar has a good character."


    "The program group is full of malice. How can iron pillar not feel it?"


    "Those three acts are too fake. It''s a matter of time."


    "Especially Chen Chichi, he doesn''t bother to play."


    "Really treat iron pillar as a fool? Would anyone who can write so many good songs be a fool?"


    "I thought my serious brother would be angry."


    "Writing songs is easier than doing homework. It''s really... Offended."


    "Both are offended."


    "Li Tiezhu has no sense of variety."


    "A group of people play with the iron pillar as a fool. I didn''t expect that the fool was myself in the end, ha ha ha!"


    Director Yan was stunned and said, "well, our secret task for you is to get two of the guests out of the car."


    Li Tiezhu: "get out of the car? Who is it if you fall dead?"


    Barrage crazy call:


    "Who''s the one who falls to death?"


    "Is the iron pillar ready to throw people directly?"


    "This brain circuit, no wonder it''s a natural match with songzhuer."


    "Guide Yan, make it clear, or Li Tiezhu really dares to do it."


    "Laugh to death!"


    "In the middle of the night, he laughed and cried, and was kicked out of bed."


    Director Yan also pulled his head: "I mean, you persuaded two guests to get off at the midway station. Do you understand?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Can''t I just throw it down? What''s the reward if I win?"


    Yan Dao: "ah? What more rewards?"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise? I want to fart! There is no next issue, and there will be no punishment. What am I afraid of? Of course, I want a reward."


    Director Yan frowned and thought hard: "I really didn''t expect that. I even want a reward..."


    "Now you want to."


    Li Tiezhu was not in a hurry and sat down to drink tea.


    This is a real secret mission!


    Director Yan communicated with the planner and came over again: "100000! If you win, we will inject 100000 yuan into a Diao fund."


    Li Tiezhu got up and left: "deal!"


    After two carriages, Li Tiezhu didn''t find Xichuan villagers. When he got to the third carriage, a group of Tibetan guys were singing.


    Wang tie walked over and asked, "are you from the Northeast?"


    The dark skinned Tibetan Boy, copying Xichuan''s tongue, said, "Hey! You just laugh. Do you think the clothes I wear look like your northeast people?"


    Wang tie joked and waved away: "I see your figure."


    Li Tiezhu came over and wanted to say hello. He was slapped on the shoulder. A group of Tibetan guys shouted:


    "It''s Li Tiezhu!"


    "Don''t listen. You can pee upside down?"


    "Miss Li, sit down."


    "Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu is a little confused. What''s the situation? Chaoge Luhani, they all passed here, and they didn''t see the battle? Am I more popular than them?


    After some communication, Li Tiezhu found out that they are from Xichuan kangzang. Almost all know the song "a Diao" written by Li Tiezhu. Many kangzang people are grateful to Li Tiezhu. Therefore, everyone is particularly enthusiastic about him.


    Then, Li Tiezhu was flattered and stuffed with all kinds of delicious food by them. Tibetans are forthright.


    "Where did you come from?"


    "We are studying in Chang''an. This is a pilgrimage to luoshaobulada palace."


    "That''s good."


    "It''s the wish of the old people at home. They can''t walk. Let''s go for them."


    "In the past, my grandma and I walked from kangzang to luoxie. They ate 100000 long heads and walked for more than half a year, rain or shine."


    "But now that there is a railway, it will be convenient to take the old man in the future."


    The boys are very talkative. Li Tiezhu was infected by them and more and more understood the significance of this railway to the Tibetan people. In addition to the material significance, it also has the spiritual significance, the real road to heaven.


    After that, Li Tiezhu took one of the strongest guys to the dining car competition: "what''s your name?"


    The young man began to be a little shy: "in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, let me."


    After arriving at the dining car, Chen Chichi met Li Tiezhu again: "Tiezhu, why did you find a local? Did you collect it in your hometown?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is zerang of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, Xichuan Kang Tibetan. Do you think it''s my hometown?"


    Chen Chichi hasn''t spoken yet,


    The Eastern Zhou Dynasty asked, "we are a pro Sichuan Tibetan family."


    Chen Chichi: "what you said... I can''t refute it at all."


    Then, we introduce our own people.


    Deng Chao brought three swordsmen: "the characteristic of the three of them is that they didn''t bring their daughter-in-law out to play. They were as hasty as SiHa and said to go."


    A swordsman: "I bought the ticket at 3:06 and left at 3:21. I brought my ID card and mobile phone."


    Deng Chao: "so temporary?"


    Chen Chichi: "it''s a good trip to go."


    Luhani: "it''s just a little waste washboard."


    A group of people stared at Luhani.


    Luhani realized later and covered his mouth: "I didn''t say anything."


    Chen Chichi: "Mingming is a traffic idol. What''s it like? Some things are too natural and distressing."


    Luhani smiled on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder: "brother Zhu! I can''t go back..."


    Soon, the wrist breaking game began.


    In the duel between Li Tiezhu and Chen Yi, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty won second, but finally fell in front of Chen Ming''s two female Xia.


    After that, the Eastern Zhou Dynasty quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "I''m afraid if I win them, they will cry."


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s a good excuse."


    This game is also hasty. Anyway, Chen Ming and Luhani finally got sleeper tickets.


    Then, Deng Chao and Chen Ming humiliated themselves to challenge nvxia. They were killed by a girl in blue and stunned everyone.


    Chen Chichi began to play sword again: "there are too few soft berth tickets, which makes the program team very stingy."


    Yan Dao: "originally, there are no two sponsors."


    Chen Chichi: "ah? So honest?"


    Deng Chao: "it''s true that there are still too few two. Have some more."


    Yan Dao is also incorruptible: "give us the remaining necklaces in your righteous stronghold and give you two at a discount."


    Chen Chichi: "four."


    Deng Chao: "five."


    Chen Ming: "six, eight of us, just all soft bedrooms."


    Luhani: Yes! Let''s sleep together


    Chen Chichi: "our brothers sleep together!"


    Director Yan: "four at most. How about it? Do you want it?"


    Chen Chichi: "that won''t work. We will cry, we will cry!"


    Yan Dao: "then don''t give it. Forget it."


    Chen Chichi counselled: "ah?"


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "listen to the program group, four is four."


    Li Tiezhu: "are there too many four?"


    Luhani said, "pillar! What are you talking about? Which end of you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "then don''t we have six soft bedrooms? In this case... It''s no different from the collective soft bedrooms."


    Luhani doesn''t understand.


    Li Tiezhu is counting. When he gets off the bus for two, all the soft sleepers are. The program team is still not cruel enough!


    Then there is another round of game, which is also very interesting.


    Finally, Luhani and Li Tiezhu didn''t grab the berth ticket and went to the hard seat.


    Because Deng Chao and others went to the soft sleeper, Luhani and Li Tiezhu occupied the position of seven or eight people, which was also extremely spacious.


    Li Tiezhu said, "these three seats can be used as soft sleeper directly."


    Luhani: "it''s also ha! The air is good. Chen Chichi has been farting all the time when he was high. He was in the soft sleeper box, ha ha..."


    Everything in the picture, Deng Chao covers his nose, Chen Ming can''t cry or laugh, and Chen Chichi farts as continuously as he snores.


    Li Tiezhu took out his tablet and continued to write songs.


    Luhani looked at the scenery outside and said, "iron pillar, help me write a song when you''re free. I feel like I''m going to waste..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Luhani sighed: "the film pay is more than 100 million, and the box office is on the street. I was scolded miserably for acting, and I really don''t have any acting skills. They both said that I don''t have acting talent, but if I study hard, I still have a chance. Singing, it''s all old songs, and the company''s resources are slowly decreasing, saying that I''m red to the top. The variety show is OK, and brother Chao and brother Chi take good care of me..."


    Li Tiezhu: "this is not miserable."


    Hannillo said sadly, "I''m Versailles. Don''t you hear it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t hear it. I think I''m even worse. An album can''t get down when it ranks first in the best-selling list. Hey, I feel a little bullying Mr. Wang Feng and disrespect for the elders. I heard that I''ve bought more than 100 million albums."


    Luhani didn''t hold back: "hahaha, you Versailles are too low!"


    At this time, a sister ran over with a red face: "Hello Luhani, I used to be your fan. Can I take a picture?"


    Luhani: "ah? Used to be my fan? When did you take off the powder? When did I announce it with Shuangshuang Guan?"


    Sister shook her head: "when Li Tiezhu became red."


    Luhani: "the enemy is right opposite me! Why did you come to take a picture with me?"


    Sister: "Oh, I''ll take a picture with Tiezhu. I want to take a picture with you by the way..."


    Luhani: am I just passing by


    After the group photo, my sister gave them a bag of pickled pepper and chicken feet, and praised Luhani for being more lovely when he got fat.


    Luhani: will you powder me when I get fat


    The sister shook her head decisively: "no, I''m a serious Gang now."


    Luhani said bitterly, "it''s not serious to hear it."


    Sister: "who pursues the stars?"


    Luhani: "... No, iron pillar. Your fans are crooked by you. They are infinitely strong against people!"


    Li Tiezhu: "we are just not hypocritical."


    Sister''s gone.


    Luhani and Li Tiezhu began to eat chicken feet. Luhani was hot and sweating. Li Tiezhu began to encourage Luhani to get off, and the secret task was started.


    "Iron pillar, look at a lot of sheep."


    "Well, the sheep is delicious at first sight."


    "Yes, Xinzang is so beautiful! If I wasn''t afraid of heights, it wouldn''t be my first time."


    "Is it beautiful? Do you want to go down and have a look?"


    "Of course it''s good, but I don''t have a chance to record the program."


    "There are still opportunities. Hanigo, I can write you a song. I have one now. But how can you repay me if I write you a song?"


    "HMM... money? Not enough! The song you wrote must be very good. Shall I take you to a concert?"


    Luhani is really greedy for new songs, especially after listening to Li Tiezhu''s album 17 years old. More than a dozen songs, with a high standard, people in the industry marveled one after another. It is not one main song or two, but all main songs.


    For ordinary singers, the songs in the 17-year-old album can be split into five or six albums, and the quality is still very high.


    Therefore, now there are countless stars inviting Li Tiezhu to sing, all in line.


    Li Tiezhu sneered and said, "Round faced fat deer! It''s like who can''t afford a concert. Penguins are already preparing. After graduating from high school, I will directly open a national tour concert in 12 cities."


    Luhani was stunned: "I''ll go! It''s stronger than me! Then... I''ll take you to play?"


    "Brother Shan Zheng is going to play a film next year. It seems to be called" drug God ". He asked me to play an important supporting role."


    "Sir! I can''t seem to help you anymore."


    "A cup of Erguotou, oh, choking tears, born Dan Jingmo ugly, oh, heroes don''t look back..."


    "What? A new song?"


    "I''m going to give it to you, but hanigo doesn''t seem to want this song very much."


    "I want it, I want it! Just tell me what to do."


    "Get off."


    "Ha?"


    "Find a stop, get off and have a walk."


    See the picture of Li Tiezhu.


    Luhani was shocked: "is it so big? The program team won''t allow it!"


    Li Tiezhu turned and looked at Yan Dao.


    Director Yan nodded directly: "no! The program team allows us to be so hasty."


    Luhani smiled: "you have to pretend to think about it. It''s... So decisive that I doubt you have planned."


    Director Yan stopped talking.


    Luhani looked at the grassland and snow mountains outside and Li Tiezhu. He hesitated.


    Li Tiezhu held the tablet to compose music, and soon played it, which was the demo of "you are cruel", although there were only two sentences. This is what Li Tiezhu heard when he tried to listen to the song. He only played so much to seduce Luhani. He agreed to buy again, otherwise he would waste his IQ.


    Finally, Luhani said, "tomorrow? Will you get off with me tomorrow? Let''s pick a station with good scenery."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "OK! Program group, my secret task has been completed!"


    Luhani: ah? It''s really premeditated


    Yan daomeng: "I really thought of this operation. Do I count myself?"


    Li Tiezhu: "carry it out hastily to the end."


    Director Yan: "that''s OK. After the program is recorded, 100000 will be credited to the account of a Diao fund."


    After a while, Wang tie came to visit the two hard seat brothers, but he heard them singing happily.


    If you want to go, I won''t stay


    Forced love won''t last long


    Can''t bear to walk alone


    Don''t think underground relationships are airtight


    Wang tie was stunned at that time: "didn''t tie Zhu say to write the heavenly road? It doesn''t sound like this song? Don''t tell me it was just written!"


    Luhani laughed: "hahaha! Sounds good? Tiezhu just wrote me a new song. I''ll send a single when I go back. The chorus and arrangement are almost the same. Tiezhu and I are filling in the words of the rap part. Come together."


    Wang tie sat down: "this is... Too strong?"


    Li Tiezhu smiles proudly, strong right? In exchange for IQ!

 Chapter 207

    It took the three people half an hour to fill in the words of the rap part, which was different from that of the other world. In another half an hour, Li Tiezhu finished the score and arrangement demo and asked Luhani to try to sing it again.


    After Luhani finished singing, he stood up, took off his hat and rubbed his hair. The whole person was very excited. This song is so cool!


    Especially the sentence "have a drink, please walk without looking back", Shuai fried.


    Li Tiezhu himself likes this song very much. Although it was an old song more than ten years ago in another world, its composition and arrangement are very fashionable. It is not outdated at present. It is very suitable for Luhani''s Idol Singing.


    Luhani has a good singing skill and voice, especially the high pitch, but it''s not cool enough.


    "Oh! Oh!! this song is really enjoyable, Tiezhu is awesome!"


    Luhani likes it directly.


    Wang tie, who helped add a few words of rap lyrics, was still a little confused: "tie Zhu said that writing songs is easier than doing homework. It''s really not pretending! It''s faster than I write a talk show draft, and it''s so beautiful... Two hours?"


    Luhani: "almost. A hundred minutes."


    Wang tie: "my God."


    Li Tiezhu thought, if it weren''t for the chance to show you, I would have done it in an hour.


    Luhani hasn''t sat down yet. He even clamored to open a new song press conference. The audition voice was a little small and intermittent. In fact, everyone didn''t listen to it completely. Then the flat panel was connected to the stereo, Wang tie played the guitar, and Tiezhu helped Luhani harmony and rap, and sang it to the audience in the eighth carriage.


    The audience were also very high. Many spectators from the next compartment gathered in the aisles at both ends.


    "... a cup of Erguotou will make you cry. It will make you clean and ugly. The hero won''t look back! Oh!!! Thank you. This is my new song" count you hard ". Thank you, Li Tiezhu!"


    When Luhani finished singing, the audience applauded and cheered.


    When the program is put here, there are naturally many bullet screens:


    "I, Li Tiezhu, am a song writing machine without emotion!"


    "The ability to write songs is terrible!"


    "Maybe only Jay Chou, who writes an album a week, can compare with tie Zhu."


    "Serious brother, high yield like a sow!"


    "The last four Kazakhstan have to write a song. Li Tiezhu is really awesome."


    "It''s not one. There''s another one, Tianlu. Wait!"


    "This song is really good!"


    "Tiezhu also loves Luhani. Such a beautiful song is sent directly."


    "Tie Zhu and Luhani together! Guan Shuangshuang and songzhuer together!"


    "Very SKR."


    "Ethan made a new song two days ago," long time no see ", which was also written by Li Tiezhu. It''s really cow leather!"


    "I''ve heard it too. That song is also very good. I can only say that serious brother is really strong."


    "What about those who thought Li Tiezhu didn''t deserve the championship? Laugh to death!"


    "Li Tiezhu is the strongest champion in six seasons."


    "Once said, Li Tiezhu has a good voice and an absolute sense of sound. Singing is not a problem. Just make it up."


    After singing a song, the audience also got familiar with Luhani and others. It turned out that they didn''t have any shelf. More passengers came to find Li Tiezhu and Luhani. Some wanted to sign, some came to take a group photo, and some simply came to have a chat.


    When the train drove into the tunnel, Chen Yi also came.


    Luhani said, "Why are you here? Come and laugh at us?"


    Chen Yi: "hahaha... I''m here to worship the great God. I heard that the staff said that brother Tiezhu wrote songs again and brother hanigo held a concert?"


    Luhani happily took out the singing video he had just shot and showed it to him. Chen Yi said it sounded good, which was not a compliment at all.


    After chatting about children''s songs for a while, two more star chasing girls came, one likes Luhani and the other likes Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu sat next to Luhani, and the position here was reserved for two sisters and Wang tie.


    Wang Tiedao: "it''s OK to sign a group photo, but I also want to sign a group photo for you."


    The sister who liked Luhani wore a mask and said strangely to Li Tiezhu, "what do you mean, a staff member? Did we disturb the recording of the program?"


    Wang tie: "


    Luhani laughed heartlessly: "ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "little sister, this is Wang tie. Although he looks like a staff member, he is also a star."


    Sister, she said, and her expression was a little strange. Is that it?


    Wang tie said, "I''m not a star. As director Yan said, I''m an artist at best."


    The sister said, "that''s good. At least you have a job."


    Luhani said, "who says not? What star is not a star is actually a job."


    The stars began to appear in my sister''s eyes. My love bean is humility.


    Wang tie asked, "where are you going?"


    The girl who liked Li Tiezhu said, "accompany her back to the local place to take an exam."


    They get off at Delingha, the next stop.


    The sister''s tone was particularly gentle and looked at Luhani: "I see you''ve been shooting today. Don''t you have a lunch break?"


    Wang tie replied: "we have no rest on this program."


    Luhani only had time to say, "yes."


    The sister still stared at Luhani.


    Wang tie is still stubborn: "starting from the East China Sea, I hardly stopped."


    Sister directly ignored Wang tie.


    Wang tie couldn''t help it and said, "in fact, you can look at me and communicate with me for a while. Don''t always look at a person. You make me jealous."


    The sister smiled, looked at Wang tie and looked at Luhani. Another sister was secretly aiming at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you know Wang tie? Talk show champion and future teacher Guo of the talk show industry."


    Wang tie was a little happy at once.


    The two girls laughed, "wow."


    Luhani asked, "do you know Li egg? Lift your shoes in front of him..."


    Sister: "I don''t know."


    Wang tie was immediately open-minded: "you don''t even know plum eggs, then I''ll be more balanced."


    The sister was very magical. Looking at Wang tie, she said, "I only know you."


    Wang tie immediately flushed his ears: "how, how, how possible? Do you know me? Ow?"


    Luhani smiled. The child was obviously shy.


    The sister smiled very well: "I just learned it today."


    Li Tiezhu: "how old are you this year?"


    Sister: "twenty."


    A group of people were surprised, and then suddenly stopped their expression.


    Luhani: "I don''t know what the shock is. Just now I begged an 18-year-old guy to write me a song. I''m an old man."


    Wang tie: "who do you think is older than Luhani?"


    Looking at it, the sister hesitated for a long time and pointed to Luhani and said, "I think he is."


    Luhani: "how do you know?"


    The sister snickered and pointed to Wang tie: "I feel he''s simple."


    Wang tiemeng said, "no, sister. Li Tiezhu is still opposite. How can I get my Han?"


    Another sister mended the knife: "he is mature and Han, you are not."


    Wang tie: "


    Li Tiezhu also ended: "so, my little sister thinks you''re cute."


    The sister nodded, "it''s cute."


    Wang tie''s ears are redder.


    Li Tiezhu was suddenly inspired. He looked at Luhani and found a tacit vision.


    Li Tiezhu said to his sister, "so, do you like handsome boys or simple ones?" he said, pointing to Luhani and Wang tie respectively.


    The sister was shy and said, "I''m naive."


    Wang tie''s ears are smoking and dare not speak.


    Li Tiezhu clapped his hands: "I knew it."


    Luhani clapped his hands: "it''s ready!"


    When the program was put here, the barrage was full of laughter:


    "Hahaha..."


    "Laugh out your abdominal muscles, ha ha ha..."


    "Is the tacit understanding between Li Tiezhu and Luhani too sudden?"


    "I feel like brother Lu''s variety show is bursting when I''m with serious brother."


    "They have a good combination and arranged Wang tie clearly."


    "Ha ha... I have a bad feeling."


    Wang tie protested: "Hey, what''s the matter? What do you mean? I feel malicious."


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up! Little sister, do you have a boyfriend?"


    Sister: "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "the boy next to you is 26 years old and single."


    Wang tie: "feel too big?"


    Sister: "no, no, No."


    Wang tie put on a mask: "... You talk first."


    Li Tiezhu: "you see, there are six of us, only the two of you are wearing masks. This is a fit! A fit beyond language."


    Wang tie''s eyes are round. He quickly takes off his mask.


    The sister also took off her mask.


    Li Tiezhu: "even the behavior is the same."


    Wang tie tried to stop talking.


    The sister bowed her head and smiled coyly. It''s cute.


    While Wang tie was depressed, he couldn''t help peeking at his sister''s side face.


    Li Tiezhu added, "I think you will certainly do the same when you look at each other now."


    They looked at each other, and then both blushed and laughed.


    Luhani: "see? We laughed together."


    Chen Yi secretly eats melons. Li Tiezhu is really cruel. It''s useless for a group of people to make up for it for a long time. Is Li Tiezhu going to do it for Wang tie?


    Li Tiezhu added, "Wang tie, I should be eager to know the girl''s name now."


    Wang tie: "I didn''t!"


    The sister said, "my name is Li Yanhua."


    Wang tie: "nice name."


    Li Tiezhu: "look! What else do you need me to say?"


    Wang tie: "that''s right, sister Yanhua. Even if Li Tiezhu has Songzhu, it''s estimated that you can''t beat her. But we also have a brother, Chen Yi, to introduce you. You have a choice."


    Sister Gang Meng: "there are some things you can''t choose."


    Wang tie: "


    The others applauded immediately. This girl is really good.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani: "fate."


    Luhani: Yes


    Wang tie: "sister, it''s going very smoothly now. It''s basically your credit. Answer the questions. Don''t always pit yourself."


    Li Yanhua: "people are stupid."


    Wang tie: "I, this..."


    Luhani said directly, "well, don''t worry too much. How about meeting your parents first?"


    Wang tie was completely surprised: "you''re going straight to the last step."


    Li Tiezhu: "going directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau is immoral! Or should we meet our parents first, sister Yanhua, what do you think?"


    Li Yanhua: "it must be recognized by parents."


    Wang tie shook his head, ready to switch the topic: "where are your parents now?"


    Li Yanhua: "they meet me at the railway station."


    Luhani was overjoyed: "Oh! Just right, brother tie, get off directly at the next stop. OK?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fate can''t stop it."


    Luhani: "you get off later and don''t come back when you''re finished. We''ll keep in touch in the future."


    Wang tie: "is it all here?"


    Li Tiezhu and Luhani had a tacit understanding. They lay on their backs and spread their hands: "tut ~"


    Wang tie was dying: "no, no, no, I still don''t want you."


    Luhani: I have no friendship with you, iron pillar


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m blind."


    The sister suddenly said, "in fact, Delingha is very good, and the air is very good. My family has more than 100 yaks, and I can''t starve you."


    Wang tie smiled and sprayed: "why do you go up with every word? It''s not Tiezhu and brother Lu, but you."


    After that, Wang tie wiped his tears and looked at his sister.


    The sister gave a cry of shame.


    "I, this..."


    Wang tie laughed again. He was nervous, shy and wanted to laugh. I''ll see you. What''s the matter with you? It made my little heart pop.


    Barrage:


    "This is really eye-catching!"


    "Pay attention to your sister''s expression and eyes. It''s not like pretending."


    "If this is a play, this sister is too professional."


    "I began to suspect that it was arranged by the program team, but now I found that I was wrong."


    "This program is as careless as ever!"


    It''s going to Delingha soon.


    Wang tie struggled for the last time: "director, it''s not allowed to leave the group without permission?"


    Yan Dao: "allow, and give you the most sincere wishes."


    Wang tie: "ha?"


    Yan Dao: "in addition, you are not the only one who will leave the group. Iron pillar and deer will get off tomorrow morning."


    Wang tie: "then I''ll balance."


    Wang tie went to pick up the luggage for his sister, and then went to the dining car to say goodbye to everyone, just as everyone was ready for dinner.


    Li Tiezhu asked the director, "that sister is really not arranged by the program team?"


    Director Yan shook his head: "do you think our planning is so powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s true."


    Luhani: "that girl buried herself in the pit every word. The program team can''t be so cruel. Hey, iron pillar, are we accumulating merit?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Guide Yan said, "you two have a tacit understanding. Why did you think of getting him off the bus?"


    Luhani said, "I don''t know. Iron pillar looked at me and I got it."


    Li Tiezhu: "get another one, and the director group will give another 50000."


    Yan Dao: "here you are."


    When the program effect comes out, director Yan is not stingy.


    After a while, Wang tie took his sister to say goodbye to everyone.


    Luhani: "don''t come back. Try to get the certificate first."


    Li Tiezhu: "say hello to the yaks for me."


    Wang tie: "should each end be communicated in place?"


    Soon, Wang tie got off and left. The program team photographed a cameraman with him.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and others wondered how Li Tiezhu and Luhani did it. Luhani told them again, and everyone lamented that this was fate.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu and Luhani had a dispute over the soft sleeper ticket left by Wang tie, and both wanted to give it to each other.


    Luhani said, "you first set them up. You should have the ticket."


    Li Tiezhu: "she is your fan. She must have wavered after listening to you. You have to go to the soft sleeper."


    "No, no, no! This is an extension of your secret mission. It''s your turn."


    "I don''t want to smell farts. The concentration must be very high now."


    "I don''t like that either."


    "I eat bitterly and can sleep anywhere. You are delicate and tender. You can''t."


    "Why can''t I? My deer master is a man."


    "I didn''t see it. I always thought you were a female star before you came out."


    "Ho! Come to the bathroom with me."


    "Brother Lu will not..."


    Director Yan: "why don''t you give me the berth ticket?"


    Luhani: "eh? Yes, a thousand yuan. I''ll sell it to you. We have to have some travel expenses to get off?"


    Director Yan thought, "yes."


    Hand in the money and hand in the delivery, Luhani put the money away: "all right, iron pillar, we both sleep here tonight."


    Li Tiezhu: "we''ll wake up naturally tomorrow. We''ll get off at whichever station we wake up."


    Luhani: perfect


    After shooting these, director Yan had time to go to the dining car for dinner. After taking a look at the direction of the sleeper, he couldn''t help feeling: "this period... Deng Chao and Chen Chichi are sleeping. In the first half of the period, they basically rely on Li Tiezhu and Luhani, and the effect is very good."


    The assistant said, "yes, I didn''t feel dull. I even forgot Chen Chichi and them."


    Director Yan thought for a moment: "tomorrow you will take someone to shoot Li Tiezhu and Luhani. I have a hunch that their play will be more interesting than the big army here."


    The assistant nodded, "OK!"


    In the carriage, Luhani unloaded his makeup and Guan, and Li Tiezhu also received a video call from songzhuer.


    After chatting, Guan Shuangshuang said, "is it songzhuer? Did you say that Luhani and I got married last time?"


    In Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone, songzhuer was full of gas: "yes, it''s Lao Tzu!"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "you wait and see!"


    Matsushita: "kill you!"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "what did you say? Can you say it again?"


    Songzhuer: "I said, I can kill you."


    Guan Shuangshuang said: "after a while, Li Tiezhu will record" the king vs. Wang ", my sister''s home! You wait and see how I abuse your man."


    Songzhu''er laughed wildly: "ha ha! That''s it? See how my iron pillar killed you."


    Luhani smiled and cried, "why don''t you two talk?"


    Li Tiezhu: "spicy claw shut up and talk to Shuangshuang sister."


    Songzhu er''s face changed in seconds: "sister Shuangshuang, I''m sorry. I was too blunt just now. Don''t take it to heart. Otherwise, I''ll kill you."


    Luhani laughed wildly.


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. If she was in front of her, it would be a slap.


    The two national child stars quarreled a few more words. Li Tiezhu and luhanimurch hung up the phone and talked fart. There was no atmosphere at all.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani. Luhani looked at Li Tiezhu and smiled together.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t open the house and uncover the tiles in three days!"


    Luhani: "they have been compared since childhood. Their relationship has never been better. They tear it once they see it, ha ha..."


    The nearby staff and passengers laughed, and the relationship between the four people was also wonderful.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu finished writing the heavenly road and recited the problem set for two hours before he lay down on the hard seat to sleep. Luhani was already asleep.


    The train clattered under the night sky.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu and Luhani woke up one after another. After a simple wash, the train arrived at a small station.


    Li Tiezhu jumped out of the car with his bag on his back: "get off!"


    Luhani put on his hat and ran down: "it''s off!"


    "Where is this stop?"


    "I don''t know. I didn''t hear the radio clearly. Aren''t all stations the same?"


    "Hahaha..."

 Chapter 208

    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu and Luhani wandered in the streets of Naqu. The morning wind disordered their hair.


    They had seen it when they left the station. This is Naqu, which is more than 200 kilometers away from luoxie. It''s not too far. It''s too late to gather with the big troops after waves.


    Director assistant Wang Zhengyu followed with two cameras. In fact, Wang Zhengyu can do variety shows by himself, but he still chose to study with director Yan. SiHa''s planning is basically the beam he picked.


    Therefore, this temporary mission is also a time to test him.


    Luhani asked Wang Zhengyu, "deputy director, what are we going to do next? We jump temporarily. We really don''t know that song!"


    Wang Zhengyu was determined to do something and said, "just play! Cross-country is better. I have Shangfang sword. You toss around and I''ll tell you the truth."


    Luhani looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu thought, "why don''t we take a bus back to Lanzhou to eat Ramen? Half a kilo of beef! Ha ha!"


    Luhani smiled and patted his thigh: "ha ha! I think it''s OK."


    Wang Zhengyu''s face was black: "fuck me, right? I tell you, I''m the director of SiHa next season. Director Yan won''t come. You can think about it."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s like I''ll come next season."


    Luhani: "that''s right. If the star of this program doesn''t say it''s useless, I won''t come unless I add money."


    Wang Zhengyu: "


    After bullying the deputy director, Li Tiezhu and Luhani got into a local breakfast restaurant. The two diners had a tacit understanding.


    Luhani asked the boss what his new special breakfast was, and then swallowed his saliva and ordered: "sweet tea, Tibetan noodles, um... Another Tibetan steamed stuffed bun."


    Li Tiezhu, who has been to the snow area, is better at ordering: "sweet tea, Tibetan noodles, and a beef cake with jelly."


    Tibetan noodles with pickled shredded radish is a unique flavor in the world. They are full of praise.


    Luhani banged his face and asked Li Tiezhu, "where do you want to go most when you come to Xinzang this time?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t have any other ideas. I just want to go to the Jokhang Temple. I promised cangyang... Well, I promised ah Diao to take her to the Jokhang temple one day."


    Luhani thumbed up: "I most want to go to yangzhuogacuo. Once, shuangnier saw the photo of yangzhuogacuo on her mobile phone. She was stunned. She said that we would not go to the Aegean Sea of Maldives for our honeymoon, but to yangzhuogacuo lake. So, I want to have a look."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know Yang zhuogacuo, nodded: "when will you get married?"


    Luhani: "she''s only nineteen. What do you think? When I get married, you and Zhuer will be the best man and bridesmaid?"


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you afraid that the bridesmaid will beat the bride?"


    Luhani: it seems very dangerous? Hahaha... When are you going to get married


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused: "me? Pine and bamboo? I don''t know what it will be like in the future..."


    Luhani lowered his voice: "really not together?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it''s Alexander! She''s so kind to me that I''m ashamed. Do you understand?"


    Luhani threw up his face and looked excited: "I understand! So do I! I feel like I don''t accept her. It''s scum, isn''t it? Therefore, although she is very fierce, I still feel very happy."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "my situation is different from yours... I''m scum..."


    Luhani: "it''s nothing. I''ve been a scum too. I think I coughed and coughed when I was in the Bangzi country. Anyway, when I was announced by the official Weibo, shuangnier always advised me that she was afraid of affecting me. I thought to myself, it''s still a man. As a result, hundreds of thousands of powder fell out in a day. It''s worth it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I admire you for this. Before, I thought your idols were very feminine. You and Xiao Zhen changed my prejudice. Of course, you are more masculine than him."


    Luhani waved his hand: "that''s not enough. Just don''t let her be wronged. Besides, what are you afraid of? I''ll lose the powder. If you do, you''ll definitely increase the powder!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled bitterly. I''ve been cutting and disorderly.


    I have a cat! A cat that cries five times a day! Have you seen it?


    Maybe it''s the friendship of jumping off the bus together. They talk more casually, their relationship is further, and they feel like friends. Anyway, the program team will cut off the parts that can''t be broadcast, and there''s nothing to avoid.


    After a while, two people came into the breakfast hall to order. At a glance, they were donkey friends from outside. A round faced man and a horse faced uncle.


    When they saw the photographers next to Li Tiezhu and Luhani, they were stunned.


    Ma Mian glanced: "what''s going on? Take a short video?"


    The round faced man said, "it seems to be a star. I recognize Li Tiezhu, who can pee on the handstand. Miss Li! Little male god of Sichuan and Chongqing! Handstands can go far."


    Ma Mian stared at Luhani: "isn''t it? This is a boy? I thought it was a girl."


    Round faced man: "admit your mistake, please. This is Luhani? Wu Yifan. Luhani, my girlfriends like him. He''s really a man. The ugly one here is Li Tiezhu, from Xichuan, not far from our hometown."


    Luhani was shocked: "girlfriends?"


    Ma Mian took a closer look: "Hey! Dogs look like ghosts every day. Can they still be stars?"


    Luhani looked at Li Tiezhu and couldn''t help laughing: "brother Zhu, are you Xichuan people so funny?"


    Li Tiezhu: "they are not from Xichuan. Their accents are a little different. They seem to be from your province."


    Round faced man: "right! What are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "record ha ha ha, a variety show. You can''t get it after watching it."


    Round faced man: "serious people who watch variety shows."


    Luhani covered his face and smiled: "hahaha... You talk so funny that I almost choked."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s your name, brothers? We''re talking so speculatively. Why don''t we have a table? It''s our treat!"


    The round faced man pouted his ass and sat down: "if you want to make a noise, I''d better invite you. If you record the program, I won''t say my real name. I''m afraid to steal your limelight. Just call me old five. This old man here is third uncle."


    Ma Mian, who was in his forties and was not wordy, immediately sat down and said, "if you like to see tomb robbers, you can call me uncle three."


    Luhani asked, "are you two traveling to Xinzang?"


    The old five shook his head and sighed, "don''t beg. He came to take refuge. He slept with a little sister. His family didn''t agree with them. The family kicked him out and beat him. I took him out to avoid the limelight."


    Luhani looked at his third uncle in his forties. He smiled shyly.


    Luhani said, "age is not a big problem, is it? How can the family oppose it? As long as it''s true love, it''s understandable."


    The third uncle nodded decisively: "it''s true love! The younger sister is tired."


    Luhani: "Oh, COSPLAY? Second-order sister?"


    The third uncle immediately sat up straight: "right? Be reasonable. This kind of sister is the most lovely. I like the second dimension best. I can talk to her and talk to the bed as soon as I come and go."


    Luhani smiled bitterly: "do you still like the second dimension?"


    Third uncle: "clang? Discriminating against the elderly? Let me tell you, I''ve chased from astro boy to dragon ball, from dragon ball to attacking giant, and I also like the pet girl in Cherry Blossom villa. I''m not a second dimension?"


    Luhani smiled and nodded: "you''re great! What''s the reason why your family opposes your love between old and young?"


    Aside, Wang Zhengyu clenched his fist secretly. This time, he was right! Just for these two passers-by with their own comic aura, they can fire!


    The third uncle sighed and shook his head: "their ideas are old."


    The old five said, "other family members are OK. They can understand more or less. The main reason is that his wife doesn''t agree. He cries, makes trouble and hangs himself. He doesn''t know how to share at all."


    Luhani spewed out his hidden noodles and choked: "choking, coughing..."


    Wang Zhengyu is also stupid. These two old color batches of NIMA!


    When the program was broadcast, the last paragraph was cut off, otherwise something would happen.


    We had breakfast and were ready to leave.


    Luhani asked, "old five, where are you going?"


    The old five said mysteriously, "go to the newly discovered secret land, the ultimate punch in place for the beautiful scenery of new Tibet."


    Li Tiezhu: "what? You speak human words."


    The fifth took out a cigar, lit it, slowly took out his mobile phone and read: "There is a legend in Xinzang for thousands of years. It is said that in the eighth century, master lianhuasheng, who was invited by Tibetan king Chisong Dezan to promote Dharma in Tibet, subdued Nianqing tangla, betrothed Namucuo to Nianqing tangla, became a couple, and held a grand wedding ceremony on chadorangka island. On the night before the wedding, the Shimen was built by 108 magical powers overnight, People call this stone gate the holy elephant Tianmen. The holy elephant Tianmen, as its name implies, is a huge natural stone elephant standing on the vast Bank of Namuco, with its trunk just deep into the lake... "


    Luhani bit the Tibetan bag: "it seems very interesting! But how come I haven''t heard of it before? Shuangnier and I have studied the tourism strategy of new Tibet. She knows I''m afraid of heights and can''t fly, so she wants to come to new Tibet."


    The old five shook his head: "the legend is just a legend. Everyone thought it was false. But last year, in the first five years, when the official repaired Namuco Lake Ring Road, he suddenly found the holy elephant Tianmen, which has been hidden for thousands of years. It is said that it is still in the early stage to build a tourist attraction. We can go and see it. In the future, when there are many tourists, we will be angry. The taste is wrong."


    Luhani listened with great interest and looked at Li Tiezhu: "brother Zhu?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wang Zhengyu: "director?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "I want to go! I has the final say! I will join the main force later."


    Luhani hesitated a little and asked the fifth: "what holy elephant Tianmen is more beautiful than sheep Zhuo Jiacuo?"


    The old five flicked his cigar and said, "is it beautiful? I told you it''s the end of the beautiful scenery of Xinzang! I came back last year and went with a truck driver. I couldn''t help but want to come back. I''ve been to other places in Xinzang. The most beautiful is the holy elephant Tianmen!"


    Luhani patted the table: "what else do you say? Go!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t care."


    The third uncle was also enthusiastic: "do you have a car? We still have five people in the car. You can be together. Also, you are a star. Can you persuade my wife to respect free love?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no!"


    The third uncle said he was hurt. You have no compassion.


    Li Tiezhu thought, although I am not pure, I am forced by them, and they get along very harmoniously... Sin, sin!


    Luhani: "third uncle, are you really special? I admire you!"


    After breakfast, the old five scrambled to pay the money: "it''s hard! There''s a reason for you to give money? Brother Pao''s family..."


    Li Tiezhu: "never pull the thin pendulum belt."


    Old five: "Oh! Right!"


    Everyone went out of the restaurant. The fifth led everyone to his car. The car was a seven seater bully, which could barely squeeze everyone. The fifth drove, the third uncle took the co pilot, Li Tiezhu, Luhani and a camera brother crowded in the middle row, and another camera and director Wang Zhengyu were in the back row.


    The car headed for Dangxiong, then changed lanes there and went to Namuco.


    The fifth is very talkative. The third uncle is a little low-key, but he talks a lot. A car is not boring. He drives and talks all the way.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "old five, how old are you? Are you married?"


    Old five: "thirty five, it''s still early to get married, and my girlfriend is still studying."


    Luhani: "college students?"


    Old five: "kindergarten."


    Luhani: "


    Third uncle: "don''t drive, record the program."


    Old five: "I don''t drive. You get off and walk to Namco Mai?"


    The third uncle apologized and said to Luhani, "don''t take it seriously. This Han batch runs the train with his mouth full, but he''s still a good man. He takes me with him every time."


    Li Tiezhu: "what is the big sword? Do you practice martial arts?"


    Old five: "right! It''s just martial arts fighting. Younger brother, I''ll take you to make a dish for a long time. The technicians are so fierce that they beat me up. The old tree root flashed my waist last time."


    The third uncle said, "you''re good at driving. Don''t bring bad children."


    Old five: "I''m just driving."


    Third uncle: "tell you a hammer."


    Luhani was curious about the baby: "uncle, what happened to you and the cos sister?"


    The third uncle sighed and looked a little sad.


    Old five said: "divide the thiamine. Not only the third uncle''s family disagreed, but also the girl''s boyfriend disagreed. He often called to harass the third uncle and asked him why he slept with his girlfriend. The explanation is a little complicated."


    Third uncle: "her boyfriend mainly hasn''t slept with her. Maybe he asked me what I thought after reading?"


    Old five: "yes! Pick up the knife and ask you how you feel after reading 800 words?"


    Third uncle: "this is a sad story."


    Li Tiezhu looked confused. What''s the matter? It feels so complicated! More complicated than me!


    Luhani: "good guy! You talk so much that the program can''t be broadcast. Director Wang''s face is black."


    Wang Zhengyu: "whatever you want, this section is not recorded. The cameraman has a rest. Just record it by GoPro. Go back and watch it."


    It didn''t take long for everyone to get familiar with him. The fifth is a businessman who likes to smoke cigars and is good at electric cattle. The third uncle is the management of the company. He is usually serious. In private, he likes to watch Xiao Huang man chase man Zhan about his cos sister.


    The old five said: "I''ve electrified more cattle than you''ve ever seen!"


    The third uncle was modest: "I only like the absolute field of white silk and sailor clothes."


    Luhani hugged Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and smiled happily. It''s good to meet two perverts! Then, go to the purest and sacred scenic spot together!


    Two hours later, when the third uncle talked about the eighth cos sister, the car arrived in Dangxiong.


    After eating in the county, we set off again.


    Nine kilometers from Dangxiong to the gate of the scenic spot, Luhani paid for tickets for seven people, 80 per person.


    After entering, drive more than 20 kilometers to the Sancha intersection in Namucuo township. Walk from the east of Namucuo and drive more than 50 kilometers. This road is all asphalt. The road condition is very good. It only took one hour. Then go to Dongga village, turn left and start with the dirt road. Open the dirt road for 30 kilometers to gangxiong village. Walk along the dirt road for about 30 kilometers to the north of Namucuo, and the party finally arrived at the Tianmen gate of the holy elephant.


    So far, I have been taking the bus for five hours, and the time has come to 1:30.


    But when the shocking holy elephant Tianmen came into view, everyone felt it was worth it.


    After parking the car, Lao Wu led everyone to the best place to enjoy the panoramic view of the holy elephant Tianmen - the high cliff on the North Bank of Namuco.


    The never seen blue lake is spreading in front of us, and the mysterious giant stone holy elephant is standing by the lake.


    The natural giant stone elephant stands on the shore, as if it were trying to absorb holy water from the snow mountain. It is like a huge door, a holy door to heaven. For thousands of years, countless monks and hermits have practiced here.


    It hides quietly on the North Bank of Namuco and looks at Nianqing Tanggula across the holy lake and holy mountain.


    The blue holy lake, just like the sea, goes straight into my mind. The most holy snow mountains and the purest lake water are always accompanied by each other on the snow covered plateau. A natural water bay comes out and connects with the blue lake, forming the most beautiful painting between heaven and earth.


    The first sight of the heavenly gate of the divine image is enough to shock people.


    She''s so beautiful!


    Words can''t describe this feeling. Look at him, far away from the crowd, the lake is so quiet, the lake is so clear, and the snow mountains in the distance are so beautiful. Do you still think you are in the world?


    Absolutely shocking, breathtaking beauty.


    Even Li Tiezhu, who didn''t understand appreciation, couldn''t help holding his breath. At this moment, he thought a lot, as if he didn''t think of anything. There were a lot of things in his head, and there seemed to be no distractions.


    After a long time, Luhani said, "I want to give shuangnier a video. Is there a signal here? I''ll try..."


    Li Tiezhu sat on the snow covered rock and took out his mobile phone. There was a signal.


    A video phone was dialed out and soon connected.


    "Child, your song is so well written! My aunt is recording the song at the moment. When it is recorded, it will be sent to your program group."


    Han Hong is in the recording studio and is trying to record Tianlu. Last night, Li Tiezhu sent her the written song before going to bed.


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "aunt, I''ll show you a scenery, you see."


    Then he switched to the rear camera.


    Han Hong exclaimed, "Oh! Isn''t that beautiful? I seem to have heard about the holy elephant Tianmen, which was discovered last year? I heard it''s very remote and difficult to find. Did you find it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! It suddenly occurred to me that if Tianlu is making an MV, it can be taken here. It''s so beautiful."


    Han Hong: "seeing the scenery, I think I can sing the heavenly road better!"

 Chapter 209

    When the program was broadcast, Han Hong''s song had been recorded. The aerial beauty of this section was played with the song of Tianlu, interspersed with some scenes of the new Tibet railway.


    The barrage is full of envy:


    "Isn''t that beautiful?"


    "Luzi and Zhuzhu jumped right."


    "Although brother Chao and their sheep zhuogacuo are also beautiful, the holy elephant Tianmen is even more shocking."


    "This is the most primitive beauty!"


    "I really want to go to Xinzang by train!"


    "This song is too deep fried. Mr. Han Hong''s voice is invincible."


    "I tried. The location of the heavenly gate of the holy elephant on the map is not accurate..."


    "The Crescent Bay next to the holy elephant is so beautiful."


    Luhani reached a consensus with his shuangnier. Later, he came here for his honeymoon. Then he hung up and came to Li Tiezhu: "how''s it? Brother Zhu, why are your eyes still in a brick?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled, his eyes a little red: "it''s very emotional. Once I was stupid and didn''t pursue anything, and I lived in a muddle... How can I think that one day I can talk and laugh with a big star like you? I can also produce a variety show on the album. My mother just hopes that I won''t be bullied! If she sees me now, she should be very happy."


    Luhani patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and sat next to him: "mom must be very happy! You''re great!"


    Li Tiezhu: "in the past, I was stupid and never knew what sentimentality was. I stubbornly didn''t cry. I beat whoever bullied me. Now I''m smarter and suddenly find that I know more and think more. In fact, I''m very tired."


    Luhani looked at Li Tiezhu and asked, "I''m still happy when I''m ignorant, right?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "At that time, I was either studying at school or moving bricks on the construction site. I was very tired every day. I was very tired. It was OK to move bricks. The happiest thing was to eat. I could eat a lot... Later, I participated in the competition, and it became popular for some reason. Then, everything around me changed... Even my father is polite to me now, which is very uncomfortable."


    Luhani Road: "Me too. In the past, my academic performance was poor. I went to Bonzi country to be a trainee. I was as tired as a dog and couldn''t make money at all, but I was very happy. Later, I became more and more popular, but I felt more and more boring. I didn''t even have enough friends to play football. Now I''m happiest to record variety shows. It''s still very poor. Outsiders see us bright, but in fact However, we can only experience normal life in variety shows. "


    "Yes, now I even have to wrap myself up when I buy vegetables."


    "That''s because you don''t have high recognition. Like me, unless you wear a helmet on the street, you''ll never be recognized."


    "Oh? Old five got a barbecue machine?"


    "Isn''t that what you''re good at? Don''t show your skills?"


    "Of course!"


    Li Tiezhu patted his ass and ran over.


    Luhani asked director Wang for two paper towels, wiped the corners of his eyes, and then blew his nose.


    Wang Zhengyu: "what''s the matter with you?"


    Luhani smiled: "Hey, I just saw Li Tiezhu miss his mother, but I can only call Han Hong. It''s very uncomfortable."


    "You just endured it?"


    "Don''t you have to comfort him first? Iron pillar is really not easy."


    When the program was put here, the barrage loved Li Tiezhu and praised Luhani.


    The fifth man gets an electric oven, which is directly connected to the car battery for barbecue. The power is a little low, but it can be cooked. They have already prepared the barbecue ingredients and seasonings, and brought garbage bags, which will not pollute the environment.


    The third uncle took out the mutton kebabs and Beef Kebabs to roast and sighed, "it''s a pity that I didn''t buy a bullwhip! Otherwise, I''ll be at ease if I chew one by one to see the scenery."


    Old five: "I have a root here. Do you want to eat it? It has been tested for a long time and is very strong!"


    Third uncle: "you cut it off. I''ll eat it when I''m cooked. I''ll give you half of it."


    Old five: "that''s still not good. I''ll keep it until I play with electricity."


    Third uncle: "I''ll buy you a hundred and fake in exchange."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Forget it, these two car riders are too fast. I''d better concentrate on baking chicken wings. If I don''t meet them, his song tour with Luhani will be yellow, and it will be even more yellow when I meet them.


    Even, Lao Wu put several electric pile drivers on the car, which is said to be in case of emergency.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand. Do you two have special needs along the way? Do you hurt each other?


    After a while, Luhani came over, connected brother Chao''s video, showed them the wonders of the holy elephant Tianmen, and showed them the self-help barbecue, which made Deng Chao and Chen Chichi salivate.


    A small barbecue was very exciting. Anyway, they prepared enough meat for seven people.


    After eating, we went to Crescent Bay and Tianmen by the lake to play for a while. The sun was already West, and we left reluctantly.


    On the way back, the third uncle couldn''t help sighing: "the holy land is indeed a holy land. I feel that my soul has been cleaned."


    The fifth nodded: "I''m afraid I can''t wash your dirty soul again. Come back a few more times in the future."


    The third uncle shook his head and said, "no! Otherwise, the holy land will be polluted instead of being cleaned."


    Old five: "it''s true. Go back and find younger sister waer to wash you and put God''s oil on it. Washing is healthier!"


    Third uncle: "I just sent the picture of the holy elephant Tianmen to the younger sister."


    Old five: "that?"


    Third uncle: "Hmm!"


    "Clatter?"


    "She returned a picture of me, which is also a holy land."


    "What holy land?"


    "Shuangfeng snow mountain immortal cave!"


    "Yes, you can go to this holy land and wash your soul again and again."


    Luhani helplessly looked at the beautiful scenery speeding by outside the window: "old five, third uncle. The car is driving too fast. I''m carsick."


    Li Tiezhu: "where is Shuangfeng snow mountain? It''s also Xinzang?"


    A car of people laughed and Wang Zhengyu laughed.


    Li Tiezhu knew later that he was driving. I have seen this holy land. Sister lengba likes to show herself.


    Two hours later, Lao Wu drove to Dangxiong. They will stay here for one night and go to another scenic spot tomorrow. Li Tiezhu and Luhani added wechat to them and said goodbye.


    That night, Li Tiezhu and Luhani took a taxi back to Naqu, took a train and continued to luosome.


    In the morning of the next day, all the members of SiHa gathered and visited the bulada palace. Finally, they had a dinner and called the friends they knew along the way.


    So far, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


    In this program, Li Tiezhu and Luhani play the most, the most sufficient and the most interesting. Even, the audience forcibly gave them CP. Later, a shameless thing sold miserably on his Weibo and asked Luhani why he robbed his brother. Yes, this man is Xiao town.


    The four permanent guests got together and drank a lot of highland barley wine.


    Luhani said, "we''ll come next season, or the four of us."


    Chen Chichi: "no problem. Can I raise my announcement fee a little?"


    Deng Chao: "just don''t be lazy. I''ll help you mention it to the program group."


    Chen Chichi: "forget it. In fact, I''m not interested in money."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t target me next season. I feel stupid in the first two phases of the secret mission."


    Chen Chichi angrily said, "in the last issue, I was stupid. I ate instant noodles myself!"


    Then the four laughed: "ha ha..."


    Wang tie said weakly: "well... There are five permanent guests. Have you forgotten the people who greet yaks?"


    SiHa has a total of 12 phases, plus phase 0, a total of 13 phases. Li Tiezhu participated in phases 0, 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11 and 12, a total of eight phases, which is actually seven phases.


    This is the first time that Li Tiezhu participated in the variety show as a permanent guest. Although he was forced, he also took a new step. More importantly, the audience bought Li Tiezhu''s sense of variety, which was the biggest gain.


    Of course, he also made more than 8 million


    Importantly, I also made a friend, Luhani.


    Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, Wang tie, Chen Yi and Yan Qi, but they are not friends after all.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and others left by plane that afternoon, and the program group also left.


    Only Li Tiezhu accompanied Luhani to Chang''an by train. Then Li Tiezhu went south to Shudu and Luhani went back to Kyoto.


    There is no politeness in the difference between friends.


    When Li Tiezhu got off the bus, Luhani was sleeping and didn''t take off his goggles: "bye! Next time you come to Kyoto to rehearse the Spring Festival Gala, remember to bring me some bacon sausage."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want a bullwhip? The smoked one. I''ll pick you a big root."


    Luhani: get out


    ¡­¡­


    Sunday, November 27.


    Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu without returning to work. The new house has been renovated and can be occupied. In the house with three bedrooms and two living rooms, there is also one belonging to Li Tiezhu.


    That night, Li Fugui personally cooked a luxurious meal for Li Tiezhu. Liu Xiaohua was very happy.


    At the dinner table, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu were very polite to Li Tiezhu.


    Although not unfamiliar, it still makes Li Tiezhu feel a sense of alienation. It is not the indifference of family affection, but Li Tiezhu''s rise is too fast. Li Fugui and Aunt Liu can''t keep up with the change.


    Liu Xiaohua, as always, is neither big nor small, which makes Li Tiezhu feel more cordial.


    "Li Tiezhu! Give me back the fish head!"


    "Why? This is a big meal made for me by my old man."


    "I need to replenish my brain on the third day of junior high school."


    "I''m still in senior three! Besides, give up the treatment on your bean dregs skull!"


    "Uncle Li, your son bullied me."


    "Come on, here''s the fish head."


    "Hum! If you bully me again, I''ll report to sister zhu''er."


    "Xiaohua, how was your midterm exam?"


    "Ah! Brother, I''ll give you the fish head to eat! It''s hard for you to record the program so far from the East China Sea to Xinzang, my brother!"


    "Is it the countdown again?"


    "Oh, my good brother, I''m your half sister. How can you bully others like this?"


    "It seems that I guessed right again."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Aunt Liu.


    Aunt Liu smiled like flowers and said happily, "of course! Xiaohua''s skull is lucky to pass."


    Li Tiezhu admired the optimistic mother and daughter and said, "why don''t you give Xiaohua a cram school during the winter vacation? We''re not short of money now."


    Liu Xiaohua said in fear, "no! Didn''t you agree to go to Disney? Why did you cram again?"


    Aunt Liu smiled very forthright: "don''t waste money. It''s better to buy half a fan of pigs and whole bacon for her tutoring."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. Sure enough, he knew that Liu Xiaohua was stupid and could not be saved.


    Li Lao Han drank half a glass of Baijiu, suddenly took out a cup, poured a cup to his son, and his expression was very entangled. He asked, "how much money did you make this time?"


    Li Tiezhu clinked a glass with the old man: "this program is more than 8 million, with more than 10 million ads. after tax, I got about 5 million."


    Li Fugui scratched his head: "I didn''t play well today. This pig''s hoof is a little rotten."


    Li Tiezhu: "just right! Put your mouth and it melts as soon as you sip it. It''s delicious."


    Li Fugui sighed, "Hey! I''m old."


    Li Tiezhu was silent, then took out his bank card and handed it to the old man: "the money is in there. You can save some for yourself. You can donate some of the rest and save some for Xiaohua."


    Aunt Liu shook her head: "I can''t ask for your money. You and I can make money. We''re not old yet."


    One says he''s old, the other says he''s not old, and the husband and wife don''t follow.


    Li Fugui hesitated for a moment, reached out and took the card and said, "I''ll take it this time. In the future, you can keep the money you earn. You''re 18 years old and grow up. The pine and bamboo son was good last time. Hey... Anyway, the old man can''t help you. Live well by yourself."


    Li Tiezhu: "clang, speak so heavily? It''s like driving out of the house."


    Li Fugui wiped the corners of his eyes, jumped up and slapped Li Tiezhu. The thief was so solid!


    Pop!


    "Get out of the house! The dog said, I still rely on you to spread incense, melon skin child, disorderly Jill open yellow cavity..."


    Li Tiezhu felt his head. It felt so kind.


    With Li Fugui''s slap, the atmosphere finally became friendly, and Li Tiezhu also enjoyed it. Aunt Liu has always loved Li Tiezhu, and Liu Xiaohua''s simple sister is also very interesting.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu put on his schoolbag and rushed to the school he had not seen for a long time. He also bought two bowls of bean curd at the door.


    After arriving at the classroom, Li Tiezhu was greeted by applause from the whole class.


    Li Tiezhu is a little square. What''s the situation? Last time I came back with a good voice champion, everyone was not so enthusiastic. What''s the matter? It was sudden.


    "Welcome Li Tiezhu to our class to collect love letters!"


    A good Samaritan even took photos with a mobile phone.


    Li Tiezhu: "what love letter?"


    When he came to his seat, Li Tiezhu finally understood that a letter from a self proclaimed "iron head baby" was glued to Li Tiezhu''s desk with adhesive tape.


    Li Tiezhu: "who did it? Shit, does the idle egg hurt?"


    Someone shouted, "she has no eggs."


    Li Tiezhu looked at his deskmate. Zheng Yanzi looked angry. Li Tiezhu had to smile.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "do you tiktok?"


    Tiktok sat down and gave her a bowl of tofu curd. Then she dug the letter from the desk and said, "I''m recording the program. The director of the program is not a person. Lately, she has not heard a tremble. What''s wrong?" Li Tiezhu said.


    Zheng Yanzi ate bean curd and ignored Li Tiezhu: "see for yourself."


    Li Tiezhu opened his voice and saw tiktok, a thousand, a thousand.


    Tiktok, Zheng Yanzi, who took Li Tiezhu''s love letter to the sound of a voice, and made a series of what happened. The first day of the letter was claimed. The popularity was shameless.


    Li Tiezhu remembered that songzhuer had told him about writing a letter.


    When I opened the envelope, Li Tiezhu was stunned. What love letter is this from NIMA? There is a piece of paper and a line of words:


    "Pillar, don''t you really think I can write a love letter? I draw you a pig to show my respect. Does it look like you?!"


    Below is a hand-painted pig head.


    [Ding...]


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and smiled. This "inspiration" really came inexplicably.


    "Pooh... I''ll shoot one by one."


    Zheng Yanzi took a few seconds of tiktok and shook his voice decisively.


    Everyone found that Zheng Yanzi, a tennis girl, was the flower in Li Tiezhu''s mouth. Li Tiezhu had no chance in his life.


    Li Tiezhu drank bean curd and wrote an equally superficial reply:


    "Let me draw you a husky."


    Li Tiezhu''s painting is ugly, but I think spicy claws won''t mind.


    That night, lengba also teased Li Tiezhu with this popular video. There was naturally some sour taste between the jokes.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t think about it. It''s pine and bamboo children who fear that the world will not be disorderly. It''s also egg pain."


    Lengba: "the egg hurts? My sister helps you knead it."


    Li Tiezhu: "can you stop making trouble with me? Don''t you think I''m not bent enough?"


    Lengba: "I can''t hold it, so I came to Donghai to find my sister."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m still a child. I have to go to school."


    Lengba: "sister, you can also go to school, biology class."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m liberal arts..."


    In the next half month, Li Tiezhu stayed in school and took the second touch test. His results were not bad. His Chinese, English and history scores increased greatly, with a total score of more than 400 points.


    Teachers such as the little prince against the wind praised Li Tiezhu one after another and urged him to focus less on culture classes. Li Tiezhu''s score is enough. He concentrates on his major. After passing the art test, he is the carp jumping over the dragon''s gate.


    During this period, "ha ha ha ha" played the fifth and sixth issues, and the response was very good. Li Tiezhu''s coffee level also rises with the tide. After all, everyone can see Li Tiezhu''s role in this program.


    The broadcast rate of these two issues exceeded 50 million. Li Tiezhu received a reward, 10 intelligence points and three blackened cards.


    Current intelligence: 99 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 23 points. (purchasing the special song "love letter" costs 1 intelligence point)


    Music Achievement: 1528 points.


    Variety achievement: 9 / 11.


    Film and television achievements: 55 points.


    Tiktok: 42 million 640 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 69%.


    [main task 3: achieve 1000 variety achievements in three months. Reward: Intelligence Value: 30 points. Gift: 5 points maximum intelligence]


    Abilities: air skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: blackened card x3


    Moreover, because there are still several episodes of SiHa that have not been broadcast, Li Tiezhu''s task of achieving 1000 in variety in three months has been basically determined to be completed, so he is waiting to receive the reward.


    During this time, in addition to going to school, Li Tiezhu also went to the animation base every day to see the progress of the rabbit and dub it. It''s not professional, but I can give some suggestions. After all, he has the original in his head.


    In mid December, it was time for the recording of king to Wang. Li Tiezhu flew directly to Suzhou and Hangzhou.

 Chapter 210

    Saturday, December 18.


    Li Tiezhu bought the original ticket in the morning to fly to Suzhou and Hangzhou. He was much better educated by songzhuer and gradually got rid of the problem of searching. After all, it is easy to go from thrift to extravagance.


    At 11 a.m., Li Tiezhu arrived at the Jiangnan Nationality Film and Television Center in Suzhou and Hangzhou to record the program. He was very nervous and his heart was popping.


    Because I want to see my idol.


    Li Tiezhu still didn''t have the habit of taking an assistant. When he came backstage, he didn''t see an idol. Instead, he was first discovered by sister lengba''s assistant, sister Xiao Yun.


    "Why are you so early? Go and have a rest."


    Xiaoyun is very enthusiastic. After all, everyone is very familiar. Every time lengba and Li Tiezhu are ashamed, sister Xiaoyun will knock on the door and deliver medicine enthusiastically. Although she doesn''t need it, she is still very attentive


    "Ha! Sister Yun, is sister lengba here?"


    Li Tiezhu is inevitably embarrassed.


    Xiao Yun said, "the program didn''t start until two o''clock. Why did you come so early? I came to communicate with the program team first. They won''t come until after lunch. It''s estimated that after one o''clock. You''re too early. What''s the matter with your agent? You don''t have some assistants?"


    Lengba has three assistants. Xiaoyun is the most effective one, responsible for work and private affairs. The other two are responsible for traffic arrangements and human relations, and one is responsible for clothing, food, housing and transportation.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m not used to taking an assistant. Please sister Yun."


    After communicating with the staff of the program team, Xiao Yun took Li Tiezhu to a lounge: "Hey! They are all from their own family, so there''s no need to see outside. Moreover, your sister lengba happens to be in a safe period these two days. I doubt you have discussed it!"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless, and sister Yun was fierce.


    Xiao Yun is always hostile, but he is very enthusiastic: "Tiezhu, your price is much higher than my corner! Two million, tut Tut, it''s SiHa red. I''ve never seen such a black fried chicken..."


    Li Tiezhu: "how much is sister lengba?"


    Xiao Yun: "1.3 million, sister Mi will eat half."


    Li Tiezhu: "so miserable?"


    Xiao Yun: "it''s not too bad. It was originally used to advertise TV dramas. Moreover, the price is also very high, mainly because you have been too popular recently. I thought you would be a little cold after a good voice. Unexpectedly, you had another four HA and robbed the play crazily. Isn''t it even more popular? I heard that the king vs. Wang It was another singer who was invited, but later I chose you because you were too popular. "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand: "Oh."


    Xiao Yun said again, "what do you have for lunch? I''ll order you takeout."


    Li Tiezhu: "does the program group have lunch boxes?"


    "Boxed lunch? Sister lengba will scold me when she knows! How can you have boxed lunch?"


    "Just a box of lunch, two boxes."


    "Forget it, I''d better ask for instructions. Humble..."


    Xiao Yun called lengba and was instructed to order Sichuan food for two, mainly for fear that Li Tiezhu would not be used to the taste of Jiangnan province. If it weren''t for the high profile of the program, lengba wanted to give the whole spicy hot pot to the column, and the cat was also very considerate.


    At twelve o''clock, when Li Tiezhu was still eating takeout, lengba arrived.


    "Arrived so early? Why don''t you send me a message? I know to spoil pine and bamboo all day..."


    Lengba has some complaints.


    Li Tiezhu said, "aren''t you the whole crew together? I''m worried about what others find. Sister Mi said last time that you and I are not suitable for publicity, which will affect your personal settings."


    Lengba was still angry: "what if I want to make it public?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s just like Luhani. Direct official publicity. I''ll official publicity!"


    "Where''s bamboo?"


    "I thought a lot this time at the holy elephant Tianmen gate."


    "Huh?"


    "I think I''m a little floating and bad after I''m red. It''s better to be simple. Bamboo and you are so good."


    "So you want it all?"


    "So I can''t let you be wronged. Zhu''er''s words, I hope she is on a whim and will grow up in the future. In short, she is just a friend now, different from you. You two were unattainable fairy daughters to me. One was enough luxury. I can''t go too far."


    "Are you really willing to make an official announcement for me?"


    "Tiktok, of course, or am I shaking now?"


    Lengba looked at Li Tiezhu and found that his eyes were sincere, his heart was much more balanced, and his tone was soft:


    "Don''t! If you have such a heart, your sister is six years older than you... Moreover, you and songzhuer are making a lot of noise. At this time, the official announced that don''t screw up your personal design. In that case, you will be finished. You, an honest person, can''t get involved in gossip... I''ll come to you after recording the program tonight..."


    Xiao Yun: "do you want me to prepare a condom? Or apple flavor?"


    Lengba: "hey? Er... Why are you still here?"


    Xiao Yun: "you didn''t let me avoid. I thought you had special orders. Besides, I have to be a spy for sister MI."


    Lengba: "


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Is it so justifiable? So I don''t have an assistant!


    For a long time, when they talked about Sao, Xiaoyun kept listening silently and nodded his head from time to time... Fortunately, lengba didn''t start directly. Lengba finds red ears behind him, and Li Tiezhu is speechless. Does this assistant have stealth attributes? Why didn''t you find her just now?


    Xiao Yun: "if you need any toys, you can let me know and leave."


    Lengba: "no!"


    My ears are red. Lengba is angry and humming. My iron pillar explodes any false toys. I have strong strength!


    Li Tiezhu said, "how old are you? Still playing with toys? Hahaha, er... Sister lengba... It seems that this toy is not serious..."


    Lengba: "stop talking and let her go."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Xiao Yun: "sister Yun, are you tired? Go and have a rest?"


    Lengba immediately smiled and fell askew in Li Tiezhu''s arms.


    Xiao Yun said indifferently, "it looks like, really, should... I''m a little tired. In that case, I''ll try my best to have a rest and call you at 1:30."


    With that, Xiao Yun calmly handed lengba a bag of small clothes: "in case of need."


    Lengba was ashamed and angry: "take away the little pants. Who needs them!"


    After Xiao Yun put it down and walked out of the lounge, he was very philosophical: "what if you can use it? The world is full of accidents..."


    Lengba''s head was buried in Li Tiezhu''s arms and arched around. It didn''t look like a big sister at all. Although it was big, it wasn''t enough. After a while, she was shy and said, "don''t mess around."


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "you shouldn''t have that again? I don''t need to test. Go to the bathroom and change. I''m still eating..."


    Lengba''s face became more red. Sure enough, it was only herself who was evil.


    But it''s evil anyway


    She raised her head and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu is cooking: "what''s the matter? Take a break first."


    Lengba licked her mouth: "no, it''s greedy."


    After that, lengba jumped up and went into the bathroom of the lounge with a bag of small clothes.


    Li Tiezhu calmly eats the takeout. The cooked pork is still so authentic. It''s almost dry fried green beans. Don''t mention the soup. Anyway, um... Li Tiezhu finds that his pants are a little small and makes him feel a little uncomfortable, but he has full determination. It''s... Impolite to invite sister lengba to eat in the daytime.


    At half past one, Xiao Yun knocked on the door of the lounge and still looked indifferent: "is it finished?"


    Lengba: "there''s nothing. What''s finished?"


    Xiao Yun glanced at the obviously changed small clothes and bags, with a cold look: "now that it''s done, let''s go through the program flow. Here are two. In addition, sister MI has arrived at the parking lot, and other big guys have arrived one after another. Please be dignified."


    Dignified what the hell?


    Lengba: "this is the lounge of the program group. How can it be? Nothing really happened."


    Xiao Yun looked at lengba, looked at the changed clothes, looked at lengba, and nodded: "nothing happened, that''s more terrible."


    Lengba: "


    Xiao Yun left without taking away a cloud.


    Lengba: "my assistant should be changed. It''s too evil."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t change it. Sister Yun is still very good. We don''t worry about changing one. In case it leaks..."


    Lengba: "yes... Tiezhu, do you want to play with toys?"


    Li Tiezhu: "peel me an orange."


    Lengba: "can I peel bananas?"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out!"


    Lengba: "let''s have an orange. It looks very fresh."


    Li Tiezhu took a whiff at the strange girl. Lengba finally calmed down. When she learned that the big guys were coming one after another, she slipped out and gathered with the crew first.


    Li Tiezhu ate oranges and checked the data in the system and the three mysterious blackened cards.


    What is a blackened card?


    What''s the usage?


    Why is there no information at all? This system is also unreliable.


    Li Tiezhu clicked the blackened card in the system, wanted to query the purpose and description, and then


    [Ding! The blackened card is used successfully and lasts for 24 hours.]


    Huh?


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. How can he use it?


    I feel no change!


    However, Li Tiezhu still has an ominous hunch that he has been cheated by the system again. Will there be no accident in this program?


    Luhani called.


    "Column! To the program group?"


    "Brother Lu. I''m here."


    "The bacon sausage you sent has been received. It''s delicious."


    "Everything you eat is delicious. Support the deer!"


    "Hahaha! It''s true this time. In addition, Shuang Nier said, Hua Tianyu seems to have a problem with you. Pay attention to it on the program."


    "What''s the matter? I don''t know him."


    "I''ve heard of some. It''s said that he had found a relationship. I heard that it was almost settled this year''s Spring Festival Gala. As a result, you came out. The program team added you, so there would be no place for him."


    "And such a thing?"


    "Anyway, I heard that he has a hard background. Be careful yourself. He is a good voice champion like you, but his champion is just hahaha... Water. In addition, the navy has hacked you recently, which seems to have something to do with him. Nothing else. Don''t let him target you on the program, brother. Kill him directly."


    "I thought you called me to advise me, but I got angry?"


    "Why do you need advice? Our brothers will advise him? It''s all right. Shuangnier will help you, too. I hope he won''t want to annoy you."


    "Don''t worry, he won''t provoke me. I''ll fight him, too. I''m looking for the navy to blackmail me."


    "Brother, are you serious?"


    "Ang! Hang up. Thanks, brother Lu."


    At 1:30, I heard that the crew of "three lives and three lives" arrived, and soon the crew of "Yoga Kung Fu" also arrived. Li Tiezhu''s positioning is embarrassing and does not belong to any crew.


    Sister Yun came in to remind Li Tiezhu: "pillar, first go to the dock to meet the host and regular guests of the program group, and then go to brother long. Sansheng is free. Sister Mi said hello."


    Li Tiezhu went out of the dressing room with the gift box: "OK, thank you."


    Under the leadership of the staff, Li Tiezhu came to the dressing room of the host of the program group. Li Tiezhu walked in with more than a dozen bags of tea: "good teachers, good teachers..."


    Shen Tao has put on makeup: "iron pillar, don''t be cruel to me on the program today! Show mercy!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Shen Tao: "the host community has spread all over the world. Don''t easily host the programs attended by Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "I can''t speak. Ha ha, the teacher will be more forgiving at that time. A little local specialty won''t be a respect."


    Then there was Guan Shuangshuang, who was doing his hair: "Yo, isn''t this the brother who worshipped him?"


    Li Tiezhu also handed Guan Shuangshuang a bag of tea: "sister Shuangshuang, take care of it."


    Guan Shuangshuang turned his eyes: "Oh! Your brother songzhuer said he wanted to kill me and wanted me to take care of you?"


    Shen Shen on the side of the mask is puzzled: "who did Li Tiezhu and his son take care of?"


    Jia Lin: "pine bamboo."


    Shen tengleng was stunned, laughing at the crow''s feet burst: "ha ha ha... No, my mask cracked..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "bamboo son, she is a knife mouth..."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "she is a knife mouth and a knife heart!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and turned to another young man he didn''t know. The man wore smoky makeup, his face powder was a little thick, and his hair style was very personalized. He had put on makeup and lay down on the massage chair to close his eyes.


    Li Tiezhu: "Miss Hua? Asleep?"


    Hua Tianyu didn''t answer.


    Guan Shuangshuang glanced at Li Tiezhu and shook his head slightly. She knew that Hua Tianyu was still talking and didn''t sleep at all.


    Shen Mou Teng stopped laughing and glanced at Jia Lin. the two tacitly glanced at each other.


    Haven''t met in a long time. Li Tiezhu has a long hug. "The iron bar, long time no see! The soup you gave the house last time was basically consumed by me."


    What he said was about the crew of the last "in full bloom". The day after Shen Teng came to the crew, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer left. It''s just a one-sided relationship.


    Now when it comes to this matter, it is obvious that Shen Teng is kind to help Li Tiezhu out.


    Li Tiezhu continued to give gifts: "good brother Teng!"


    Shen mouteng said, "the fat one is Jia Lin and the one on the chair is Hua Tianyu. I know you''re blind. I''ll introduce you."


    Li Tiezhu said hello to Jia Lin, and then came to Hua Tianyu: "teacher Hua? Brother Hua?"


    Shen mouteng: "


    He thought to himself, this child is also blind-minded. People put on airs. I introduced him myself without opening his eyes. Why do you insult yourself?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t wait for a response. He suddenly came to Hua Tianyu''s ear and burst out: "brother Hua!!!"


    Hua Tianyu was startled. He jumped up like a feather and pulled out his ears crazily.


    Li Tiezhu had a good voice. It was like thunder.


    Hua Tianyu was stunned: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu was as nervous as the old man. He shouted in a huge voice: "I brought you some local specialties! First meeting! No respect!!!"


    Shen mouteng, whose voice was loud for a distance, covered her ears, and Jia Lin showed a surprised expression.


    Li Tiezhu sighed. Is this the effect of blackening card? It does feel more evil than the air system.


    Hua Tianyu: "what are you yelling at? I''m going deaf!"


    Li Tiezhu''s voice was still loud: "I''m afraid you can''t hear me! My brother came to see you. I''m also a good voice champion! Hello, senior brother!!!"


    Hua Tianyu: "keep your voice down, I can hear you!"


    Li Tiezhu returned to normal: "ah? Brother Teng just said you were behind your ears and wanted to talk to you loudly."


    Shen mouteng, when did I say that?


    Hua tianyuxin said, I didn''t sleep. Did he say I didn''t know? However, when Li Tiezhu interrupted, he couldn''t take Joe any more. He threw away the tea and said perfunctorily:


    "I know, I know."


    Li Tiezhu said to Shen Teng, "brother Teng is also a joke. How can brother Hua be a singer?"


    Shen mouteng: "that''s not necessarily. Beethoven is deaf."


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Hua can''t write songs. How can he compare with Beethoven?"


    Shen mouteng looked strange: "...."


    Hua Tianyu: "I write songs. I write no less than 20 songs."


    Li Tiezhu said, "really? What a coincidence? I''ve written more than 20 songs in the past three months."


    Hua Tianyu: "


    I''ve written more than twenty songs in recent years... This bastard must have done it on purpose.


    Guan Shuangshuang saw Hua Tianyu''s fierce eyes. He was afraid that Li Tiezhu would beat him up. After all, he was a good brother of his own man and wanted to help him. He said, "well, my hair is ready. Tiezhu, I''ll take you to brother long."


    Li Tiezhu was a little reluctant: "I still want to compete with brother Hua about writing songs. I haven''t heard of any songs he has written..."


    It''s a little blackened.


    Guan Shuangshuang dragged Li Tiezhu away.


    Hua Tianyu was stunned for a long time. He was so angry that he threw the tea sent by Li Tiezhu to the ground and stamped his foot. He is not afraid of what Shen mouteng and Jia Lin think. Anyway, he doesn''t dare to do to him.


    When he came to the dressing room of Yoga Kung Fu, Li Tiezhu came forward and held Cheng Dalong''s hand. He was so excited that he said, "brother long, brother long! It''s really brother long! I finally saw him alive."


    Li Tiezhu never pursued the stars. From childhood, he had two idols, one Cheng Dalong and the other Zhou Xingxing.


    Guan Shuangshuang was startled for fear that Li Tiezhu would do something stupid again.


    Cheng Dalong was used to it: "Hello, are you Li tieju?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s Li Tiezhu."


    Cheng Dalong''s Mandarin is not very standard: "I know you, Li tieju. I''ve heard your songs. I also invested in the song" chasing the dream of a child''s heart "and" those things about the rabbit that year ". I''m still going to dub. You leave me a better role!"


    Li Tiezhu was flattered and bowed: "sure!"

 Chapter 211

    Li Tiezhu was excited for a while and began to give gifts to other teachers: "Mr. Zhang Liguo, Mr. Zeng Weizhi, er... Er..."


    Aside, the two ladies were a little embarrassed.


    Luhani specially reminded Guan Shuangshuang that Li Tiezhu probably didn''t know anyone and wouldn''t do his homework in advance.


    Guan Shuangshuang said, "this is Sister Zhang Xinlan, a famous model. This is a Master Yoga teacher, Maiya."


    Li Tiezhu embarrassedly handed out two bags of valuable tea: "good teacher Xinya, good teacher Mi LAN."


    Guan Shuang covers his face.


    Miya took the tea, smiled and said, "thank you. My name is Miya."


    Zhang Xinlan said, "thank you. I just watched the program flow. Is Tiezhu our team member?"


    Jackie Chan: "yes, yes!"


    After all, Guan Shuangshuang is a resident guest and knows more. He explained: "Tiezhu is a guest chosen by big brother himself. After reading the information of several preparatory guests, big brother decided to invite him."


    Zhang Xinlan was surprised and said, "really? I said Tiezhu wasn''t from our crew. Why is he in our crew?"


    Li Tiezhu thought he had heard wrong: "sister Shuangshuang? Really?"


    Cheng Dalong patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and said, "at the last film festival, Liu Huade and Chen Yisen told me about you. They told me about a young man who wrote songs very well and had positive energy recently. Liu Huade also dragged me to invest in the animation of the rabbit. After reading the guest information, I don''t know any young people now, so I decided you."


    Li Tiezhu giggled with excitement: "Hey, hey... Thank you, thank you..."


    Guan Shuangshuang said, "you are more and more like pine and bamboo."


    Zeng Weizhi pointed to Li Tiezhu and joked, "why does this child look silly?"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "what do you mean to look silly?"


    Zeng Weizhi: "I''m kidding


    Guan Shuangshuang: "he''s stupid. 24K is stupid. Mr. Weizhi has a good eye!"


    Zeng Weizhi: "ah?"


    Guan Shuangshuang looked at Li Tiezhu: "I don''t believe you see. Ask and answer quickly, Li Tiezhu! Under what circumstances can one plus one equal three?"


    Li Tiezhu: "get married and have children."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "ha?"


    They were stunned for a moment before they laughed. Cheng Dalong kneaded Li Tiezhu''s shoulder with appreciation. Fellow believers!


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. Sorry, I have a blackened card today.


    Maybe people who are stupid are easy to be taken care of. Cheng Dalong and other elders are very enthusiastic about Li Tiezhu.


    Then, Guan Shuangshuang took Li Tiezhu to the crew of "Sansheng III" next door. The play was almost finished, with high ratings, high scores and very topical. Therefore, they struck while the iron was hot and rushed to make a film version, which will be released during the Spring Festival. The quality may not be very good, but the management didn''t care. It was originally a film that made money while it was hot.


    "Three lives and three lives" came this time to build momentum for the film version by taking the opportunity that the TV series is about to end.


    Guan Shuangshuang didn''t know the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba. He only knew that they knew each other. Therefore, he carefully popularized science to him and asked him not to say anything wrong.


    They knocked on the door and went in. Guan Shuangshuang said hello and was about to introduce.


    Yang Mi said, "Li Tiezhu, how dare you come? Why did you betray us? Aren''t you one of us? Why did you run to brother?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "brother, I chose myself. Of course, I have to betray."


    Yang Mi: "what about your moral integrity?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what is that?"


    Yang Mi: "good! I''ll punish you for writing me another song. I''ll ask you for it when I''m on the new play."


    Li Tiezhu looked a little flustered: "you don''t want to sing by yourself?"


    Yang Mi: "hey? No, what do you mean? Do you think my singing is ugly?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m mainly afraid that you can''t learn some songs and sing them... Otherwise, I''ll customize one according to your voice?"


    Yang Mi looked at a guy who was watching a play in the corner: "Oh, it''s not pure!"


    Guan Shuangshuang is a little confused. Are they so familiar?


    Lengba secretly sticks out her tongue, and sister Mi bullies my pillar again.


    Yang Mi did not meet Li Tiezhu. She introduced him to Zhao Ting, Zhang Bin, Gao Guangwei, Yu hazy, Huang Meng, and lengba.


    Yang Mi said, "tie Zhu, this is Mr. lengba. Come here and call the teacher."


    Lengba panicked. The sisters are so funny!


    Zhao Ting said, "isn''t lengba Li Tiezhu''s Bole? Why do you need to introduce her?"


    Yang Mi said, "what do you know? It''s called ritual. People don''t blame it. Iron pillar, come on."


    Li Tiezhu had to bow to lengba a little: "Hello, teacher lengba! If it weren''t for your help, I would still be a silly child. Now I''ve learned a lot..."


    Eh? The blackened card is poisonous!


    Yang Mi was stunned: "did she teach you a lot of things? Is it unprecedented knowledge?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, this..."


    Lengba was anxious: "OK, sister MI, don''t bully Tiezhu. I didn''t teach him anything. He''s just polite. I can''t write songs and sing."


    Yang Mi: "maybe I taught something else?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes..."


    Lengba, who is about to deny, has straight eyes. Don''t talk nonsense! What I teach you can''t be seen.


    Yang Mi was overjoyed: "what did she teach you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "she taught me... To do well, run with sister MI."


    Yang Mi: "


    This guy is not pure after being ridden! It''s not as cute as before. It''s not fun at all. Boys, it''s better to be simple.


    Yang Mi asked lengba again, "lengba! Last time you said, what was Li Tiezhu''s greatest strength?"


    Lengba: "write..."


    "Last time you said you didn''t write songs, what was it? Strengths!"


    "Er... Work!"


    "Oh! You''re very capable, aren''t you? Moving bricks or something. You don''t rest for hours anyway, do you?"


    "Ha, yes."


    "Can brick stand it?"


    "Hum?"


    A group of people were stunned, but fortunately, the interaction between the two girls was very strange and no one cared.


    Li Tiezhu is a little embarrassed. Do you usually share information? Terrible.


    Lengba hesitated and said, "you''re crazy! Brick doesn''t know the pain."


    Yang Mi: "ha ha ha..."


    they hurt?!


    That''s not what you told me before. She didn''t go too far. Enough is enough. She''s afraid of an M. she''s afraid she can''t hold up. After all, her constitution is too moist.


    Li Tiezhu shyly chatted with * * * for a while and politely left.


    Lengba suddenly said, "hey?"


    As soon as Li Tiezhu arrived at the door, he subconsciously turned back and said, "hmm?"


    Yang Mi chuckled at the tacit understanding. In her strange head, she suddenly remembered the picture of Li Tiezhu spitting bubbles.


    Others are confused. What are you laughing at?


    Lengba''s face was slightly hot: "thank you for your tea, just... You didn''t bring a makeup artist? I''ll ask my makeup artist to help you later."


    It''s not suitable to stay here for a long time. Li Tiezhu turned and left: "thank you, Mr. lengba."


    Guan Shuangshuang said strangely, "do you know sister Mi so well?"


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t I write songs for their Sansheng crew? I also sang masked songs with sister MI. In the future, I''ll get familiar with her. Teacher lengba has always supported me!"


    After muddling through, Li Tiezhu went to brother Cheng Dalong and waited for makeup and recording. The eldest brother also secretly molested him and asked him whether lengba was good-looking or Yang Mi was good-looking. Li Tiezhu shook his head and said he didn''t know. After all, he had only seen one, which was not easy to compare.


    He was afraid to stay there and get angry with Hua Tianyu. Li Tiezhu had no bad feelings about this "fellow martial brother". It was no big deal to find a relationship with the Spring Festival Gala. However, the blackened card was not allowed.


    At two o''clock, the program officially opened.


    Shen Tao took the lead in calling out four permanent guests: Shen mouteng, Jia Lin, Hua Tianyu and Guan Shuangshuang. They are divided into two sides and are still fixed. The King team Shen mouteng and Jia Lin, and the Little Wang team Hua Tianyu and Guan Shuangshuang.


    Indoor variety shows basically follow the script, slightly deliberately.


    "Welcome to the last issue of the second season of king to Wang. Let''s invite Wang team to invite their players."


    The crew of "three lives and three lives" appeared with poss, and the programs were introduced one by one.


    "Welcome the stars of the beautiful fairy love drama and the fairy Xia film" three lives and three lives ", Yang Mi, the high-quality idol Zhao Ting, the best warm man Zhang Bin, and the energetic flower Dan lengba..."


    Then, Shen Tao briefly interviewed Yang Mi and Zhao ting.


    Shen Tao asked again, "what''s the date of January in the theater version of Sansheng III?"


    Hua Tianyu: "January... 31st?"


    Guan Shuangshuang said, "No. 30!"


    Hua Tianyu smiled awkwardly: "ha ha! Cut this paragraph. I didn''t say..."


    The audience applauded and my family''s Huahua variety sense was strong.


    Shen Tao turned to Shen mouteng: "the lineup of Wang team is very strong. What do you do?"


    Shen mouteng smiled: "hehe... I don''t want to hit the stars opposite. I''m afraid you''ll hurt your self-esteem. If you have the ability, you don''t bow when my team members come out! My team members are at the top of the film, singing and variety show."


    Hua Tianyu said, "is it so exaggerated?"


    Guan Shuangshuang said magically, "even if the film and variety show are over, how dare the singing world? What''s the surname of the Chinese singing world?"


    The audience shouted in unison: "surname Hua -"


    Hua Tianyu panicked: "this section must be cut off. What do you call the stem on the Internet? I should be hacked again."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "where do you have so many idol burdens? My Luhani dares to be real."


    This paragraph was really cut off in the end. After all, Huage king has spoken.


    Shen smiled but didn''t speak. Hua Tianyu was not bad. He was a lovely child, but he was too childish. His team and fans were also a little unreliable. Of course, turning off Shuangshuang is not a fuel-saving lamp.


    Jia Lin saw the opportunity to insert a smile. She jumped and almost fell down. She knelt on the ground and said, "hum, ha ha... Next, let''s invite our Kung Fu team!"


    Shen mouteng: "I didn''t kneel during rehearsal. The floor of the program group is really solid."


    Everyone laughed.


    Over there, Cheng Dalong took a group of big names and stepped on the stage with the help of the elevator.


    The scene exploded immediately.


    Jackie Chan''s influence is really not covered, let alone accompanied by Zhang Liguo and Zeng Weizhi. If these three people pick up one at random, they have to kneel opposite, not to mention coming out together.


    Although the new dragon girls Zhang Xinlan and Mi Ya are not popular, they look OK. Moreover, they are accompanied by a popular star Li Tiezhu.


    "Let''s invite Jackie Chan, the king of Kung Fu, Zhang Liguo, the immortal male god, Zeng Weizhi, the king of variety arts, and Li Tiezhu, a rising star in the singing world..."


    A little embarrassed, the voice on the scene was Jackie Chan, and then Li Tiezhu.


    Opposite, Yang Mi, Zhao ting and lengba naturally nodded and bowed to greet their eldest brother. Hua Tianyu and Guan were also very polite.


    Then Hua Tianyu said, "we know that eldest brother is the peak of the film world, so who is the peak of singing and variety?"


    Zeng Weizhi stood up and said, "son, you weren''t born when I was doing variety shows."


    Hua Tianyu pretended to suddenly realize: "sorry, sorry! So, the peak of the singing world is good voice, new champion Li Tiezhu? Good!"


    That''s a little flattering.


    Although Shen mouteng did lift Li Tiezhu''s hand before speaking, he didn''t expect the other party to be so direct.


    Shen mouteng was about to fight back. Li Tiezhu said, "Why me? Is it not obvious who is the peak of the singing world on this stage? Our two good voice champions are both slag. The real peak is brother Cheng Dalong!"


    Hua Tianyu didn''t answer directly, because there was nothing wrong. Cheng Dalong had sung many songs, and no one dared to say to his face that he was not the peak.


    Next, the King team members introduce themselves.


    Jackie Chan: "Hello everyone, I''m their captain Jackie Chan."


    Zeng Weizhi wriggled out: "Hello, I''m Zeng Weizhi, a friend of Liu Huade..."


    After a while, under the auspices of Shen Tao, the two sides drew a skill card, and Xiao Wang drew it. The skill of the skill card is to poach a member of the other party. Xiaowang team decisively poached Zeng Weizhi, the king of variety arts.


    In fact, it is to follow the script. After all, Cheng Dalong is too strong on one side and weak on the other.


    After the opening, Shen Tao proposed to warm up the show. In the first round, male god Zhao ting and male nerve Shen Teng were on the same stage. In the second round, goddess Guan Shuangshuang and goddess Jia Lin were together.


    In the third round, Cheng Dalong put his hands on Li Tiezhu''s shoulders and pushed him out.


    Li Tiezhu panicked: "I''m a local steamed stuffed bun and won''t show."


    Jackie Chan: "I used to be a stuntman and stuntman. What are you afraid of? They''ll scream if you''re so popular."


    Yang Mi also began to make trouble and pushed lengba out: "Tiezhu is not afraid. Your favorite lengba teacher teaches you!"


    Everyone knows that lengba always goes to the scene to support Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed. Lengba was also a little unnatural. They walked rigidly and lay down.


    After going back, lengba turned off Mai and lay down in Yang Mi''s ear and said, "sister feet, I''m really angry if you do this again!"


    Yang Mi: "what? It''s a reaction?"


    Lengba pinched her waist and said, "go away! I don''t allow you to bully him."


    Yang Mi: "this reason is reasonable."


    Over there, Shen Tao said, "today''s theme is to win the treasure. Everyone is ready to enter the battle of winning the treasure tonight!"


    yeah!


    Then, rest, make-up and drink milk tea.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t adapt. Is indoor variety so perfunctory?


    Twenty minutes later.


    Shen Tao: "let''s go to the first round, the secret script portal."


    Xiao Wang team took the lead in sending people to play, Hua Tianyu, Zhao Ting, lengba, Zeng Weizhi and Yang Mi. One by one, pass it down in the way of gestures. If the last person guesses the problem, it will be regarded as victory.


    The King team is watching the play below.


    Jackie Chan took the question card to the stage and showed it to Hua Tianyu. The title was... Half step madness with a smile.


    At the beginning of the competition, Hua Tianyu''s acting skills were embarrassing. After the performance, he got up with a shy smile waiting for everyone to praise him for his loveliness.


    Shen Tao: "Hua Hua is so cute."


    Li Tiezhu: "are the current hosts so perfunctory? Should they boast that their acting skills are lifelike and superb? My brother Hua is an unparalleled film emperor! If you can''t guess, there will be a black curtain."


    It''s all black card pots. I don''t carry it.


    Hua Tianyu was suffocating.


    The key point is that when the program was broadcast, many people praised Li Tiezhu and Hua Tianyu for their good relationship. They are worthy of being brothers of the same school.


    Zhao Ting continued to pass on.


    When cold para performed to Ceng Weizhi, he was once very ashamed. He turned red in his blue skirt and his face was covered with red.


    After the performance, he glanced at Li Tiezhu secretly. This performance is so stupid. Won''t the master laugh at me?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t want to give him a thumbs up. Lengba smiled coyly.


    Finally, Yang Mi guessed right after deliberately selling stupid for a long time.


    Life has routines everywhere.


    Zhang Liguo and Cheng Dalong openly questioned each other''s cheating on the stage, asked Zeng Weizhi to play it again, and finally pointed to lengba.


    Zhang Liguo: "did she fall down when she played it for you? Why did you fall down?"


    Lengba''s skirt. How can it be inverted?


    Li Tiezhu also followed up, but he didn''t have enough coffee and didn''t have a lens. Finally, Zeng Weizhi muddled through and everyone stepped down. Although Li Tiezhu didn''t speak, lengba gave him a grateful look.


    In the next game, Zhang Xinlan, MI ya, Cheng Dalong, Zhang Liguo and Li Tiezhu from the King team will participate. Yang Mi''s topic is very tricky - smell the chicken and dance.


    The first one, Zhang Xinlan, was a little reliable. The second one collapsed. He fell to the ground and couldn''t afford to play. Cheng Dalong also finished the performance. Zhang Liguo''s expression became an expression bag. When he saw Li Tiezhu, he flew a kiss, and then performed blindly.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and went crazy: "what is this?"


    Xiao Wang laughed miserably.


    Li Tiezhu said melancholy, "is it related to the chicken? The chicken played by Mr. Li Guo seems to have no idea about the others. There is no clue... Brain pain!"


    Shen Tao also smiled: "in fact, Mr. Li Guo doesn''t know what to play."


    Shen Teng helped out: "you just got a word right!"


    Li Tiezhu: "chicken? Chicken, you are so beautiful?"


    Shen turned around decisively. I don''t deserve to participate in your life.


    Xiao Wang and his gang all stood up and cheered:


    "Good! Good! You guessed right!"


    Li Tiezhu knew he was wrong, but he couldn''t guess, okay? Where''s the blackened card? Your starting point! Well, the blackened card doesn''t seem to help.


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu saw that behind the cheering crowd, a clever kitten opened her mouth, stuck out her tongue and looked flirtatious.


    The picture flashed away, but Li Tiezhu caught it.


    what do you mean?


    Provoke me?


    Li Tiezhu was stunned, random, and the blackened card worked. He suddenly remembered an disharmonious picture. The cat''s eyes were so beautiful and his actions were similar.


    Then contact the idiom that Yi Xiaomao shared with him to kiss the chicken and dance. Li Tiezhu suddenly became enlightened. He once talked about the word to lengba. Lengba was so ashamed that she exposed her big white teeth and hurt Ding, so Li Tiezhu was deeply impressed.


    "Smell the chicken and dance!"


    Li Tiezhu spoke categorically without hesitation.


    Under lengba''s capital enemy, Li Tiezhu guessed right.


    Yang Mi and others quit and shouted, "there''s a problem! Missed the question... Cheating! Absolutely impossible..."


    Under the stage, the cat was so ashamed that her legs were clamped.


    Shen Tao also asked, "how did you guess? Can you guess when Mr. Li Guo plays that?"


    Li Tiezhu was totally shameless: "I have three idioms about chickens. One is restless, the other is dancing, and the other is jumping. The secret script can''t be jumping, can it?"

 Chapter 212

    Guan Shuangshuang strongly questioned: "is it true or false? It always sounds like nonsense."


    Hua Tianyu helped Li Tiezhu speak: "I believe he only knows three idioms. Sometimes being stupid is also a blessing. It''s hard to guess if he knows too much."


    Yang Mi looked at Li Tiezhu. Seeing the other party''s determined face, she became more suspicious and turned to the other one.


    Lengba drank yogurt with a blank face.


    Yang Mi walked back to her seat and whispered, "drink! Do you think you''re doing well?"


    Lengba wondered, "what''s the matter?"


    Yang Mi: "if you didn''t prompt him anything, he guessed right. You must be happier than anyone. What are you calm now? You have learned the behavioral logic of the role in acting?"


    Lengba smacked: "this yogurt is not good to drink."


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu guessed right and the game continued.


    The Kung Fu team won the first round.


    In addition to guessing right once, Li Tiezhu hardly had any scenes. He sat down and waited foolishly all the way. He didn''t know what they were laughing at. Are these stems so funny?


    On the contrary, Zhang Xinlan and Miya leaned against Cheng Dalong, yelled and laughed, and acted very active.


    On the other side, except Hua Tianyu, Guan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi, other people don''t have any lenses, such as lengba. Every time she gets the lens, it''s only one second. She looks serious.


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage called Li Tiezhu and lengba, which was of course useless.


    Some people say that this is because Li Tiezhu and lengbaca are too low. Of course, there are reasons in this regard, but more because... This is someone else''s program.


    In the gallop bar and SiHa, who dares to say that these two coffee places are low and give less shots?


    There is no chance to show. Li Tiezhu is not angry. He can earn 2 million by sitting silently for a few hours. Isn''t it fragrant?


    Before the second round, there was a performance link. The immortal love team lined up a small play, and the Kung Fu team directly went to a set of family class, which exploded.


    Yang Mi generously admitted that she was inferior to her opponent: "brother''s family class is too powerful. We''ll ask the family class to guide us next time."


    Jackie Chan has always had a sense of humor in the face of beautiful women: "we are very expensive."


    Yang Mi: "you can prove it."


    Jackie Chan: "I''ll give you a discount and give you a 99% discount."


    After that, the short film specially shows the 40 year history of the married class. Cheng Dalong personally tells it on the stage, and there are many interview videos of the elders of the married class.


    "You need to be very good at entering the family class. You can fall and fight..."


    "What computer animation is so advanced now? At that time, the family class had to work hard..."


    "The movements designed by big brother are basically shot in one shot, there is no double, and people go out with a bang..."


    "I hit the table here and hit the floor there. At that time, an ambulance outside had stopped there before work started."


    "I had a girlfriend at that time. Why did you break up? She said that after you went to work, I didn''t know if you would come back..."


    "We just work hard if we can''t fall or fight."


    "No matter how good your Kung Fu is, as long as you don''t pay attention to love and righteousness, you can''t enter the family class. If you don''t do well in loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, you''ll be fired immediately."


    "I remember when my eldest brother was not popular, I worked as an assistant for him. At that time, his film salary was only a few thousand yuan and he also worked as a martial arts instructor. A total of twelve thousand, which should be divided into three parts. He took four thousand for himself and four thousand for me and another assistant."


    "Each of us has been hurt, but the most injured is big brother. He is injured in almost every play because he works too hard."


    "In 1986, the trunk was accidentally cut off. He fell from a high altitude. The skull of his left ear was sunken, intracerebral hemorrhage and broken bones moved inward. In 1990, his sternum was cracked and displaced. In 1992, his cheekbone was displaced when shooting the ultimate police. There are many, many..."


    The members of the initiation class and Zeng Weizhi wept. Cheng Dalong himself was moved to tears.


    Under the stage, many people also wiped their tears.


    No matter how much slander there is, and no matter what mistakes his family has made, at least Cheng Dalong is a real living legend.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t cry and wiped the corners of his eyes. Before, he only knew that Cheng Dalong''s film was good-looking and the fight was handsome. He didn''t know that there was so much sadness behind it. He thought the big star should be very beautiful.


    Then, the elders of the married class who recorded the video quietly stepped on the stage, ready to give Cheng Dalong a great surprise.


    This is also the powerful place of this program group. They can always spend great energy to complete this and that classic reunion.


    Director Tang quietly replaced the new performers with the old people and stood behind Cheng Dalong silently.


    Zeng Weizhi asked, "brother, it''s been 40 years. Do you miss them?"


    Jackie Chan''s voice choked: "this..."


    Unable to speak, he finally nodded and adjusted his breathing, saying:


    "For forty years, they followed me through life and death, broke their hands and feet, and went to the hospital at five or six o''clock in the morning. Today, even if I won the Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award, this Oscar is shared with them. Today, we can make a name for ourselves in the world, from a family class to seven groups now, and watch each one grow old, and we grow old. Look at this Some young people grow up... "


    Then Cheng Dalong looked back at Cheng Jiaban: "look at them..."


    Suddenly he realized something was wrong and turned suddenly.


    At that moment, it was obvious that brother long, a tough man, was shaking his feet and shaking his body.


    The old brothers of decades stood quietly behind him and smiled at him, just as they did decades ago.


    Brother long burst into tears.


    Then, a group of old people shouted, "big brother..."


    Brother long couldn''t help crying and hugging them one by one.


    The audience and guests stood up and applauded. Although this was the planning of the program group, they could feel the friendship precipitated by the years.


    Li Tiezhu was also applauding. At this moment, he felt that what is a real superstar has nothing to do with traffic and popularity, even not only the support of his works, but also something deeper.


    As for what it was, he couldn''t figure it out.


    As a newcomer who has just entered the industry for a few months, Li Tiezhu hasn''t made much plans for his future, but in the face of this situation, he can''t help feeling surging and even... Dreaming.


    The general has to wear gold armor even if he dies in a hundred battles. Who as an artist doesn''t want to be Ling jieding?


    If in the past, Li Tiezhu just lived in a muddle with the traction of the system, he also has a vague goal to become a superstar like brother long from now on.


    Not for the halo on the head, but to live up to the youth.


    After being excited, Cheng Dalong said with emotion: "those who left have gone away, and the rest of the time together is one more day. Thank you for accompanying me for so many years. Thank you, thank you for starting a family class!"


    With that, Cheng Dalong bowed to the members of the older generation''s marriage class, and they also saluted back together.


    At the end of the session, Zhang Liguo held Cheng Dalong and said: "I would like to say a few words. Many of you here today are young children. You should have a great harvest when you come to this program today. My eldest brother is one year older than me. He is the most famous actor and artist in the world today. He is also the only Chinese actor who has won the Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t hear it. He looked at the flowers of Cheng Dalong''s classic films on the big screen. He really understood that this group of people worked hard for the film. Some time ago, he also saw someone play a TV play number one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.


    Shen Tao finally listed some records of his eldest brother: "he is the only international action star who never looks for a substitute in making movies. He is the only person who breaks the Guinness record by holding 15 positions. He is the only person who dares to jump into an active volcano from high altitude and break the Guinness record. He is the only action star who has produced the most action movies in the world..."


    Strangely, after the broadcast of the program, some people questioned the eccentricity of the program group, and there was no play of Sansheng crew at all.


    It''s not eccentric. It can''t be compared.


    Moreover, this issue originally focused on Cheng Dalong. Sansheng was pulled over as an "opponent". If the weight gap is large, the other party dare not and will not steal the limelight of Cheng Dalong.


    For many people, it is an honor to be a green leaf of a dragon.


    After this session, he rested for half an hour. Cheng Dalong talked with his brothers for a long time before changing into sportswear and preparing for the second round of competition recording.


    When he came back, Cheng Dalong still sighed.


    Zhang Liguo comforted: "brother, you convince the audience by the film and the brothers by righteousness. We are convinced of this."


    Cheng Da lung waved his hand. "The older generation of filmmakers are like this. Not just me. As long as I can still spell it, the film will be photographed. Now these young people are not fighting. What do I do with one person? Last time I got a picture, half of them wanted to apply the mask and make me angry."


    Zhang Liguo was speechless.


    Jackie Chan then said, "besides, I can''t spell it anymore..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Uncle long, I can fight. Next time you come to me, although I don''t have acting skills, I have rough skin and thick meat, which is very resistant to beating. The price is cheap, but I eat more."


    Cheng Dalong looked at Li Tiezhu in amazement: "you? You don''t look very good."


    Li Tiezhu: "so when you are a tough guy, do you mainly look at your face?"


    Cheng Dalong smiled: "otherwise? If Peng YuYan''s figure is matched with Zhao Dashan''s face, do you think he is a tough guy? Li Xiaojie and Wu Jing, who were not handsome when they were young? I also became popular by my appearance. You look like fan Xiaohuang, tut tut..."


    Zhang Liguo: "big brother used to be an idol."


    Cheng Dalong said to Li Tiezhu, "don''t be afraid, you are a power faction! Moreover, it is said that you are still a harmonic star."


    Li Tiezhu suffocated: "


    Cheng Dalong thought it was fun to tease Li Tiezhu. There used to be a lot of such simple young people in Xiangjiang. Now they are very smart. He said again, "do you want to play in a movie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I''ll take Nortel next year. Nortel, do you know? It''s a school specializing in training actors."


    Jackie Chan: "Wow! Is it so powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "it''s generally powerful, mainly because I don''t know if I can pass the exam..."


    Jackie Chan: "then when you pass the exam, I''ll invite you to make a film?"


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed: "really?"


    Jackie Chan: "at that time, type a line in front of your name... Special thanks to Li Tiezhu, a student of the professional film academy."


    Li Tiezhu: "eh? You seem to be teasing me?"


    Jackie Chan: "either it''s like it''s teasing you. Talking to you makes me much happier. The child is really interesting!"


    Li Tiezhu was unhappy and muttered in Sichuan Dialect: "it''s a pity that I learned martial arts from you since I was a child and bullied me..."


    Cheng Dalong asked Zhang Liguo, "what does the child say?"


    Zhang Liguo: "he said he learned Kung Fu from you when he was young, but you bullied him." he asked Li Tiezhu, "where did you learn from him? In the movie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in the TV, as soon as Uncle Long''s film is shown, I''ll follow it. I can kick over the table when I''m ten."


    "Your father won''t beat you?"


    "No, he can fix the table."


    "What is the logic?"


    "My father dotes on me like my mother."


    Zhang Liguo looked at Cheng Dalong: "you are really his enlightenment mentor. You should be teacher Yun."


    Jackie Chan: "then there should be hundreds of millions of my disciples?"


    Cheng Dalong and Zhang Liguo laughed even more happily, and the two beauties also pretended to laugh twice.


    At the beginning of the second round, the move is continuous.


    There are four people in each team, a total of eight people, including Cheng Dalong, Hua Tianyu, Zhang Xinlan, Yang Mi, Li Tiezhu, Gao Wei, Miya and lengba.


    Cheng Dalong''s first move. Sure enough, Cheng Dalong is worthy of being the founder of action comedy. He turned over a somersault for a long time, dropped his shoes, and bounced his ass twice on the ground.


    Moreover, because the two people in front dodged, Cheng Dalong jumped and sat down in front of Li Tiezhu. Cheng Dalong himself looked confused and his fluffy hair Duang a few times.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. Subconsciously, he knelt down and helped Cheng Dalong: "master can''t make..."


    Cheng Dalong just stood halfway and sat down laughing. Why did he become a master? The child took advantage of me! They came up again and helped Cheng Dalong up.


    Shen Tao: "brother, this move is amazing! What''s your name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "tianwai flying shoes."


    Cheng Dalong turned and punched: "just called me Shifu, now dismantle my platform. No, Xiao Zixun!"


    Zhang Liguo: "it''s an unworthy descendant."


    Li Tiezhu was so embarrassed that he was at a loss in the variety show for the first time. He blamed the blackening system, no big or small.


    Zeng Weizhi asked, "what''s the matter with master? Brother long seldom accepts disciples!"


    Jackie Chan: "I didn''t know about this apprentice until today."


    Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed. He seemed to rub people''s fame. It was very immoral.


    He explained: "I''m kidding. When I was a child, I worshipped uncle long and made blind gestures with him."


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he said your Kung Fu is a blind competition."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s me."


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he said you didn''t teach well. He can only make blind gestures."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother long didn''t teach me. I watch TV and play games myself."


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he said you didn''t teach the apprentice, so that he could only make blind gestures."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he is too lazy to talk to you, because he can only make blind gestures after learning for so long."


    Everyone laughed and deserved to be an old man God in the variety industry. Li Tiezhu, known as the king of variety, also has today?


    Cheng Dalong smiled the most happily. The child looked like the apprentice.


    I''m a person with passive skills and black card. How can I be compared with you?


    Li Tiezhu said angrily, "Viagra, are you too low to hear what I said?"


    Zeng Weizhi was stunned: "ah? Say I''m short?"


    The others laughed again. Li Tiezhu is really cruel!


    Zeng Weizhi pretended to be angry and said, "don''t record! Don''t record! What program is this? Why don''t the young people know how to respect the elderly?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s because you''re young."


    Zeng Weizhi: "... Should I be happy? Ah? Brother long? Talk to you."


    Cheng Dalong smiled very high: "Tiezhu, you can apologize to Viagra, otherwise, it seems that I won''t teach my apprentice."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "well... Viagra, I''m sorry, you''re a giant."


    Jackie Chan clapped his hands and smiled. This apology is really solid!


    Zeng Weizhi stood next to Li Tiezhu, only to Li Tiezhu''s shoulder: "am I really a giant?"


    Host Shen Tao: "you are a variety giant!"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "the leading figure in the art world is naturally a giant."


    Li Tiezhu: "a man who saw his legs."


    Zeng Weizhi looked sad and suddenly found that today''s young people feel a little too good about variety, which is also a very sad thing.


    Over there, Cheng Dalong laughed out of breath, picked up his shoes and was about to wear them. After listening to Li Tiezhu''s words, he threw them directly and hit Li Tiezhu''s belly. Li Tiezhu didn''t hide.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, picked up his shoes and said to Zeng Weizhi, "I''m praising you for sawing your legs so high?"


    Completely blackened.


    Li Tiezhu said that he wanted to smoke his mouth. He hurriedly took his shoes and handed them to the "master" to find a chance to escape. Otherwise, it would be hard to end up if he hurried to say something more cruel.


    Over there, Hua Tianyu, who hasn''t spoken for a long time, said, "iron pillar, respect the older generation. Don''t be big or small. Although it''s a variety show, it can''t be too much. Viagra, I apologize for him."


    Zeng Weizhi smiled and nodded. Well, such a fun variety show was forcibly ended.


    There is no size on the stage, and there is no ethics under the stage. How can we play without letting go of the variety show?


    After Li Tiezhu gave his shoes to Cheng Dalong, he stopped talking.


    Although Jackie Chan made mistakes, he made mistakes. He began to take Jackie Chan''s actions from Hua Tianyu and began to add difficulty.


    Soon, I came to Yang Mi. Behind her was Li Tiezhu.


    Sister Mi posed and saw Li Tiezhu hiding nearby. She said angrily, "what are you hiding? I told you there are rumors on the Internet."


    Li Tiezhu wiped his nose: "don''t your feet smell?"


    Yang Mi wants to talk and stops. Forget it. People can''t talk without a brain. He doesn''t have a brain. Another gesture, rolled out, lost his shoes and ran with the octopus.


    It''s time for Yang Mi to add moves. She looked at Li Tiezhu maliciously: "take the move, Li Tiezhu!"


    Then he split a vertical fork.


    A group of people exclaimed and applauded, and many people looked at Li Tiezhu happily.


    Hua Tianyu said, "what is the deep hatred between sister MI and Li Tiezhu?"


    Yang Mi put on her shoes and said, "hate each other! Hum!"


    Zeng Weizhi: "come on, Li Tiezhu. After the split, we are a team. I am a saw man, you are a tear man, a tear man."


    Jackie Chan knew to bend over: "iron pillar, can you? Don''t let me send the white haired man to the black haired man."


    Zhang Liguo shouted, "come on, fight for your master!"


    Li Tiezhu came up with a calm face: "it''s not difficult. I told you, I watched TV and learned martial arts from Uncle long since I was a child. I''m very familiar with the truth!"


    Everyone is curious. This guy doesn''t really have kung fu, does he? Look at his physique. It''s just that no one has heard of it.


    Over there, lengba pinched Yang Mi: "hum!"


    Yang Mi said, "why? Iron pillars have kung fu. What is splitting?"


    Lengba: "he has knitting skills."

 Chapter 213

    Now there are voices of coaxing on the stage. Li Tiezhu pretends to be calm, but in fact he hesitates. Zhang Xinlan goes up to cheer Li Tiezhu up and says you can. Li Tiezhu thinks if you can. Don''t I know?


    Under the stage, Shen mouteng and Jia Lin, who haven''t talked much since the starting class, are overjoyed. He had a tacit understanding with Jialin to leave a part of the play for other guests and talk less, but he couldn''t stand it here.


    Shen mouteng: "Tiezhu! Come on, just like brother Cheng Dalong''s studio, there is an ambulance outside our program group. Don''t be afraid! Click and go down."


    Jia Lin: "if you can''t go down, I''ll come up and sit on you and promise to go down to the end."


    Everyone is more happy. After all, happiness is always based on someone''s misfortune.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Shen Teng and said, "brother Teng, after I split the fork, I''ll catch up with you. I''m also brother pain!"


    Shen mouteng stood up: "I look after you!"


    Li Tiezhu first came to tianwai flying shoes. He was too hard. The shoes flew far away and almost hit lengba.


    "Oh..."


    Lengba hid for a while, grabbed her shoes and threw them back to Li Tiezhu. Her action was very natural.


    Hua Tianyu said, "Wow, Li Tiezhu is really powerful. Brother long teaches him Kung Fu and lengba gives him shoes. Ha ha..."


    Guan Shuangshuang thought, do you think you are very humorous?


    She added, "sister lengba hid so fast."


    On the other side, Jia Lin stole a look at Shen mouteng. Shen mouteng shook his head slightly at her and said in a low voice, "just don''t show signs, children''s nature. It''s nothing. It''s much more cruel than this. Let''s talk less."


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu picked up his shoes, had another Octopus race, and then came the split link. Everyone waited and waited, and the sound of refueling continued.


    Cheng Dalong trotted over and lay on the tatami to test his apprentice''s "Kung Fu" at close range.


    Lengba also squeezed her pink fist, and her palms were sweating.


    Seeing this, Yang Mi said, "it''s OK to admit defeat if you can''t do it."


    "Ha!"


    Li Tiezhu gave a low cry and directly cleaved down with his right foot in his hands.


    Everyone was startled.


    Lengba stood up in surprise. She still knew what her own man would do.


    I saw that Li Tiezhu dragged his left leg back to the ground, held his shoes in his hands, held his head high, and his body crawled on the ground. He turned his head: "master, didn''t you lose face?"


    Jackie Chan saw it very clearly. Li Tiezhu didn''t split at all. His right leg was rolled under his body, and he only held a shoe in his hands.


    "Well done! Awesome! Worthy of my apprentice."


    Jackie Chan''s body was horizontal and stood up against Li Tiezhu. The people under the stage saw the picture of wearing a gang. The people on the stage were still confused.


    Shen mouteng: "Hey, hey..."


    Hua Tianyu wants to be broken down again. He is robbed by Cheng Dalong and asks the insider under the stage: "is the iron pillar great?"


    What else can you say? A few people can only say it with a smile.


    Anyway, Cheng Dalong always plays tricks at variety shows, and few people dare to be serious with him.


    Yang Mi was stunned: "he can really split?"


    Lengba covered her mouth and smiled secretly. She saw that it was fishy, but she didn''t break it.


    Shen Tao: "OK! Let''s even if you''ve finished it. Next, iron pillar, you''ll make your move."


    Li Tiezhu: "sister gangmi, is that Chang''e running to the moon? My name is tumbling over rivers and seas."


    With that, Li Tiezhu jumped in place and a beautiful back somersault.


    A burst of exclamation from the audience. Can Li Tiezhu really order something?


    Cheng Dalong raised his hand and slapped Li Tiezhu on the back: "you almost kicked me and deceived the teacher to destroy the ancestor!"


    In the playback of the picture, when Li Tiezhu somersaults behind, Cheng Dalong is passing by. Subconsciously, he dodges half his waist and avoids Li Tiezhu''s smelly feet.


    Lengba said, "brother, the sword is not old! You just reacted so quickly and your waist is really powerful."


    Cheng Dalong said, "no, no, I''m old!"


    Then, Gao Wei learned a set of Li Tiezhu''s movements, but changed the back somersault to the back roll. He blatantly said that he would have a set of second kill moves, and the result was to point his own acupoints.


    "Ha! Hum!"


    Yang Mi of the same crew looked contemptuous and helpless.


    Lengba sat cross legged on the ground and jumped lovingly: "hmm???"


    Shen mouteng: "are you killing yourself?"


    Sitting on the tatami, Cheng Dalong giggled and said to Li Tiezhu sitting next to him, "Hey, hey... There''s something more stupid than you."


    Li Tiezhu: "how can he compare with me?"


    Next, Miya, the Yoga queen of the Kung Fu team, made a forward turn. In the process of turning, her shoes fell off and flew straight into a dragon.


    Li Tiezhu screamed, "master, I protect you!"


    Sure enough, Li Tiezhu jumped up, grabbed the flying concealed weapon, then fell down and sat on Cheng Dalong''s waist.


    Jackie Chan: "my waist..."


    Zeng Weizhi said, "Hey! Good skill, good catch!"


    Jackie Chan: "


    Mia continued. When she finally added her own actions, Shen Tao said, "there''s only one lengba left. If you come to something she can''t learn at all, you''ll win."


    Miya was eager to try: "really?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, will my cat have actions that he can''t learn?


    Lengba was modest, pretending to be afraid and lying on the tatami directly to perform despair.


    Cheng Dalong climbed over and said, "you either have the rear axle or the front axle."


    Miya nodded happily.


    Cheng Dalong said happily, "there''s going to be a cruel one."


    Li Tiezhu: "master, are you ignorant? Mr. lengba came from a dance background."


    Cheng Dalong naively said, "she can''t do this. She should."


    Lengba cooperatively put on a blank expression.


    Miya raised her right leg from behind, held her hands high above her head, then folded forward, and the whole audience exclaimed.


    Lengba''s expression of fear created a good program effect.


    Jackie Chan clapped his legs and laughed.


    Li Tiezhu: "did you laugh a little early? She can do this, although..."


    Cheng Dalong is still a little suspicious.


    Lengba was pushed up and stood on the ground, sighing: "hum..."


    Unconsciously glanced at Li Tiezhu. She couldn''t do this. After all, her dancing skills were good. Originally, she had a low back injury, and Li Tiezhu tossed several times. She didn''t have a good clue.


    Li Tiezhu is inevitably a little embarrassed.


    When it came to the octopus race, lengba was directly a horizontal fork, which made everyone applaud.


    Li Tiezhu is even more embarrassed. Hey, hey, I know... It''s wonderful.


    Lengba looked a little disgusted as she moved: "why do you want to do such a thing?"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "why do you want to do such a thing? It''s too boring and simple."


    Li Tiezhu knows what lengba wants to say, isn''t it too expensive?


    When it came to the last move, lengba had a little trouble lifting her legs. She couldn''t exert too much force at the waist, but it was easier after holding her feet with her hands. Pull up and finish it.


    Li Tiezhu frowned. She must be in pain, right?


    The game was a tie between the two sides.


    Lengba peeked at someone who didn''t understand the rules all the way, and suddenly jumped out lovably: "do I have to make an action for big brother to do?"


    Shen mouteng: "do you want to abuse brother?"


    Shen Tao: "I think so. You can make an action for big brother to learn."


    Lengba squatted down and jumped up, his hands stroking the rabbit''s ears, sprouting to the explosion. Cheng Dalong was pushed out by Li Tiezhu and learned it shamefully.


    Shen Tao said that this is too simple and difficult.


    Lengba bowed down, then got up again, and looked at brother long. Yu Guang aimed at the black faced baby next to brother long.


    I had seen Li Tiezhu''s face as well.


    Brother long is old and strong. When he goes up, he bends down and points his hands to the ground and plays tricks again.


    The third round is the finger sword. Each side sends people to dip paint in their fingertips and attack each other to see who hits the other side''s face first.


    In this round, brother long was beaten in the face. He chased each other all the way. The little girl Huang Meng laughed very loudly. Unexpectedly, when the other party fled in a panic, he suddenly turned over and slapped him in the face. Brother long... Lost.


    Cheng Dalong himself laughed crazy and couldn''t get up on his knees.


    Li Tiezhu jumped up: "master, I''ve learned. You taught me to let girls, didn''t you?"


    Cheng Dalong raised his head: "hahaha... No, master was just beaten."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Goodbye."


    After that, Li Tiezhu turned and climbed away.


    Jackie Chan: "hey? Did you pull me up? Just ran away?"


    Huang Meng ran over and screamed, "big brother! Big brother! I''m sorry!"


    Everyone laughed and coaxed. Have you ever seen a cow? Have you ever seen such a cow? Slap brother long in public on the program?


    Lengba''s smile was very exaggerated. She covered her mouth and smiled into a seam: "Oh, Ho, Ho..."


    In addition to laughing at brother long being beaten, she laughed that Li Tiezhu would steal the play. After grabbing, she ran away without even helping the "master". Is it so true?


    Shen Teng also smiled and patted Jia Lin on the thigh: "Li Tiezhu is too funny. He used to ridicule."


    Jia Lin smiled and pushed Shen: "it hurts!"


    The last round was Li Tiezhu against lengba. It was obviously arranged by Yang Mi. When lengba came out, Yang Mi kicked in the back.


    This round is meaningless. The Kung Fu team has won.


    Li Tiezhu wanted lengba. Who knew lengba to play, he said, "don''t be merciful! You should be serious."


    Li Tiezhu said, "ah? The paint is black and doesn''t look good on your face."


    Lengba looked white, but the black was not good-looking? Nice white?


    Over there, Cheng Dalong didn''t think it was too big: "lengba, slap him in the face and hit him hard. You''re welcome like Huang Meng hitting me."


    Zeng Weizhi: "isn''t iron pillar your disciple?"


    Jackie Chan: "disciples should learn from master. How considerate I am to girls?"


    Li Tiezhu and lengba stood face to face.


    Lengba said, "if we don''t run, let''s close our eyes together. I''ll start when I count to ten."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, "OK."


    Lengba: "close your eyes, one, two..."


    Then they laughed again.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes stared like a copper bell and said that lengba''s eyes closed were also open.


    Li Tiezhu smiled proudly: "if you want to pit me, I''ll know as soon as your ass tilts... Er..."


    Pop.


    Yes, lengba was so scared that she slapped her face and shouted. What are you talking about?


    Li Tiezhu was stunned.


    Lengba also regretted it. Did it hurt?


    The others laughed wildly. Shen Teng knelt on the ground and patted the floor. Guan Shuangshuang collapsed and rolled on the chair.


    Cheng Dalong ran up: "good apprentice, you have learned the essence of master. You must be patient with beautiful girls." then he grabbed lengba''s hand and shouted again on the "beloved" face with a loud noise.


    Bang!


    Cheng Dalong didn''t expect it to be so heavy. He ran after shouting. The old urchin laughed very arrogantly.


    Lengba was a little confused: "I''m sorry, Lord... Pillar!"


    Li Tiezhu regained his mind and looked at brother long helplessly: "master, I was just beaten twice. Be reasonable, the first servant''s family is very gentle. You''re the second time, my eyes are full of stars."


    After the last round of recording, the Kung Fu team received the award, leaving the last performance link.


    Xianlian team launched the theme song "Sansheng" sung by Yang Mi.


    Everyone in the Kung Fu team pushed brother long to sing the theme song of Yoga Kung Fu. Cheng Dalong waved his hand: "I''m so old, I''d better let my apprentice do it for me. Li Tiezhu, you go?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? I haven''t prepared it, and I won''t your theme song."


    Cheng Dalong said, "whatever you sing, we won anyway."


    Li Tiezhu had to nod.


    After Yang Mi finished singing, Li Tiezhu called lengba to sing "cool". After all, today is the program of these two films. It seems inappropriate to sing other songs.


    Lengba can''t let go. Obviously, she is a little guilty and doesn''t play very well.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was stable, and gradually lengba also entered the state.


    Cheng Dalong asked Zhang Liguo curiously, "have they ever sung together? They''re a good match."


    Zhang Liguo smiled and said, "you don''t know much about your apprentice. This song is the ending song he wrote for Sansheng III. lengba sang with another male singer. Therefore, strictly speaking, he is a member of Sansheng''s crew."


    Cheng Dalong nodded again and again, "that''s good. They poached Zeng Weizhi. We pulled over a Li Tiezhu. That''s a profit."


    Seeing that Cheng Dalong seemed to really like Li Tiezhu, Zhang Liguo said, "although Tiezhu is a newcomer, his album now has the highest sales volume. He is also a hot one in the variety show. He also has a talent for comedy. He guest starred in the film in which Shen mouteng also participated, which is also the Spring Festival file. Moreover, like you, he is keen on public welfare undertakings and donated a lot of money in a few months."


    Cheng Dalong gave a cry and listened to the song with a smile.


    Shen mouteng suddenly came over and said, "brother, you don''t really want to take an apprentice?"


    Cheng Dalong said with a smile, "in Xiangjiang, we can''t talk nonsense about accepting disciples. We have to worship our ancestors."


    Shen mouteng was joking. He was surprised: "is it true or false?"


    Cheng Dalong shook his head and didn''t elaborate.


    After singing, Li Tiezhu and lengba stepped down.


    Cheng Dalong came up inexplicably, pinched Li Tiezhu''s arm, patted him on the back, and smiled strangely.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"


    Shen Teng seemed to feel: "don''t you have to check to buy animals? Not to mention..."


    Li Tiezhu: "my animal? Brother Teng, you are modest."


    Shen mouteng couldn''t cry or laugh.


    According to the plan of the program group, after the performance, enter the comment link, and both sides send two people to comment. Anyway, they will kill each other if they boast about each other.


    On the side of Xianlian team, Hua Tianyu first picked up the microphone:


    "Sister Mi sings well! This song is difficult. You are already very good among non professional singers."


    Yang Mi smiled and rolled her eyes secretly. Xindao, you might as well say that I''m not good at singing like Li Tiezhu. People don''t want to hear it.


    Hua Tianyu added: "Tiezhu and I are the champions of the same program, so I speak more straight. It may be a common problem of variety shows, and the later the level will decline. To be honest, I was surprised that you can win the championship. Even, I didn''t expect anything from your songs. You should systematically learn music knowledge and accumulate more. Music needs an attitude ¡£¡±


    Li Tiezhu blackened the card, picked up the microphone and said, "I''m so sorry to disappoint you! Elder martial brother, what''s the attitude towards music?"


    Hua Tianyu said, "many people like the songs you write now, but in my opinion, they are far from passing the test. The most important thing is that you have not formed your own style and attitude. Music makers do not need to echo the public''s aesthetics. We need to use our own works to change the generally lagging aesthetics of the public. We need to lead, not cater to."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "no contradiction! You are a musician, I am a songwriter, and you lead our aesthetics very well. However, when everyone''s aesthetics has not reached your expectations, you can''t help listening to songs? I''ll write some saliva songs to make everyone happy at ordinary times and make everyone progress slowly. Moreover, I make music just to make money, and I don''t have any dreams."


    Hua Tianyu looked contemptuous: "if you make music to make money, I think you might as well not write songs..."


    Li Tiezhu: "how can I make money without writing songs? However, elder martial brother is right. I must reflect on it."


    Why do you deny all people''s views and reflect on yourself?


    Hua Tianyu finally said, "before you become a superstar, I hope you can listen to some opinions. Of course, it''s your freedom to listen or not. I''m for you."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! That makes sense. When I become a superstar like you, I won''t listen to you."


    Hua Tianyu is very angry. Brother long is still here. You are a superstar and your whole family are superstars! He dropped the microphone and sat sulking like an angry little boy.


    Yang Mi stood up: "I''m also a layman! I think tie Zhu and Leng Barbie sing well. I still support future superstar Li Tie Zhu."


    Guan Shuangshuang was silent. There was no need to help.


    Hua Tianyu is so stupid. Haven''t you seen it yet? Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with both sides of the crew. Your eyes are humiliating. Why?


    It was Shen''s turn to Teng. He made a ha ha: "I don''t know music. I think Li Tiezhu sang well. I blame the other two for their beauty. I didn''t care to listen to music."


    This is high Eq.


    Zhang Liguo wanted to continue to speak and end the recording of the program. Cheng Dalong robbed the microphone.


    Cheng Dalong said, "I don''t know music, so I won''t comment. Mainly, it''s a little unfair to comment on my apprentice. I like Hua Tianyu. What he said is very reasonable. Before becoming a superstar, I should be able to listen to his opinions. After becoming a superstar, I should also study with an open mind, otherwise, like me, the film will be watched by more and more people."


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK, I''ve written it down. But I still think it''s not a shame that literary and artistic works are loved by ordinary people."


    Jackie Chan said: "that''s not necessarily. My film is loved by many people all over the world. It''s still rated as shit by some film critics and can''t win the grand prize. However, making money is not humiliating, and you still make money for public welfare, which is great."


    Hua Tianyu suddenly blushed and felt angry. Why? Why did Li Tiezhu forcibly touch porcelain into a dragon and help him speak?

 Chapter 214

    That''s wrong. I''m so talented and simple and lovely. Why don''t they face me?


    From small to large, people around me stand on my side and think I''m better! There must be something wrong.


    Hua Tianyu was so angry that he suddenly thought of Li Tiezhu''s forcibly rubbing Cheng Dalong into a master, and he felt a burst of disgust.


    Sure enough, shameless guys are more open-minded. Unlike me, they are too frank and pure to do those shameless things.


    Jackie Chan, Zeng Weizhi and Yang Mi were obviously deceived by Li Tiezhu''s simple and honest appearance.


    Or lengba sober, just a slap.


    While he was trying to find a balance, after the recording of the program, we went on the stage together, advertised the two films again, talked to each other and walked backstage.


    In the last paragraph of the program, Hua Tianyu successfully grabbed the play and got the attention of the barrage:


    "My family is really honest and never afraid of offending people."


    "Huahua''s musical talent is obvious to all!"


    "Sorry, I don''t have eyes. I can''t see it. I just feel ear pain."


    "It''s shameless that someone invited the navy to black my Huahua!"


    "Excuse me, what column? Is there a song that can surpass Huahua''s fireworks and dust?"


    "Sorry, more than one, more than ten."


    "No one noticed that brother long supported the iron pillar?"


    "It''s all the water army of a certain China. This program has been on for more than ten issues. It''s disgusting."


    "Chen Yisen said that Li Tiezhu was a great genius. When he came to this program, ha ha..."


    "That''s because Ethan doesn''t have enough places. There are Chinese singers here."


    "Hua Tianwang asked Li Tiezhu not to write songs, ha ha..."


    "Hua Hua, don''t pay attention to these dregs. They don''t understand appreciation."


    "Yes, yes! Huatianwang must not pay attention to Ethan, Cheng Dalong and Han Hong. They don''t understand appreciation."


    "Whisper, Li Tiezhu has his own heat search aura."


    "It must be a hot search. Don''t guess."


    "Today''s program Li Tiezhu is estimated to have three hot searches. If you don''t believe it, wait and see."


    Of course, these are the debates and hot discussions that arose when the program was broadcast a week later. Now the backstage of the program is still harmonious.


    Li Tiezhu said hello to sister MI and Guan Shuangshuang respectively, and talked to Shen mouteng and Jia Lin. he was going to run to find Jackie Chan. The cat didn''t have to say hello.


    Suddenly he turned back. Li Tiezhu wrote unhappy Hua Tianyu on his face and burst into tears in his ear:


    "Brother Hua!!!"


    Hua Tianyu trembled and covered his ears: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you for your guidance! Last time, the second sister said to have hot pot together when she was free."


    Hua Tianyu looks constipated. Who wants to eat with you? The second sister turned to me and said, "can you speak quietly?"


    Li Tiezhu whispered: "there is another very important thing, very sensitive, about you..."


    Hua Tianyu wondered, "what?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while, then stopped talking, then thought again and opened his mouth: "well... Forget it, you''re not interested anyway."


    With that, Li Tiezhu turned and left.


    Hua Tianyu''s heart is like a cat''s paw. Why don''t you finish! How do you know I''m not interested?


    Damn it!


    At this time, cold para make complaints about Jia Lin''s Tucao: "Li Tiezhu is a unicellular animal, like a two fool."


    Jialin smiled twice and suddenly stopped: "lengba, I doubt you''re talking about me."


    Lengba cried and laughed: "ah? Are there so many two fools in the circle now? No, I mean, you''re not two fools."


    "I''m a fool," Jia Lin said with a smile


    The two laughed together.


    Hua Tianyu leaned over and said, "sister lengba, why did you hit Li Tiezhu just now? Did he annoy you? He''s too young to be sensible, ha ha..."


    Jialin left without any help.


    Lengba sells Meng invincibly and says naively, "of course! He often bullies me."


    Hua Tianyu: "didn''t you bring him out? It''s shameless."


    Lengba: "there''s no way. He''s talented. I have to ask him to write songs."


    Hua Tianyu: "it''s all right. I''ll write it for you later."


    Lengba: "what songs have you written?"


    Hua Tianyu said: "there are fireworks and dust, kings and beggars, I want to be in heaven, I want to love the world, myself and myself, while you are young."


    Lengba tilted her head: "well... It should be good music. I haven''t heard it. I''m a layman."


    Hua Tianyu: "it''s all right, sister. Listen back."


    Lengba: "forget it, I''d better find Li Tiezhu. Although he''s unreliable, his songs are very good."


    Hua Tianyu: "my song is also good."


    Lengba puffed a smile: "puff, ha ha... Ah, it sounds good. Why doesn''t anyone listen?"


    Hua Tianyu: "


    Not only the two of them were present, but also some staff and artists, especially Yang Mi, who took a group photo of the staff. She was crazy with laughter. She was also cruel. In order to avenge her own man, she had already fought face-to-face.


    Lengba turned and left, smiling and smiling: "it''s all right. Writing songs pays attention to talent. Don''t be too sad. After all, not everyone is a genius like Li Tiezhu, especially the one who pretends to force after learning half irrigation. It''s a silly fork."


    If you say rude words directly, you''re going to scold Hua Tianyu.


    Hua Tianyu blew up.


    One side of the staff also retreated silently. This guy has no emotional intelligence. Everyone can see that lengba keeps a distance from Li Tiezhu throughout the whole process, but her support for Li Tiezhu is more iron than Yang Mi and Cheng Dalong!


    Don''t you watch hot search and news? Lengba has changed from Li Tiezhu''s mentor to a fan sister!


    ¡­¡­


    On the other hand, when Li Tiezhu rushed to the dressing room of Cheng Dalong and others, it was very deserted. He thought, isn''t uncle long gone?


    "Come in!"


    In the small door on one side, Zeng Weizhi poked his head out of the door and looked unfriendly.


    Li Tiezhu trotted in: "Viagra, I''m sorry! My brain axis, I didn''t speak properly on the program..."


    Zeng Weizhi pushed him in and stood next to Cheng Dalong.


    Next to him sat Zhang Liguo.


    Cheng Dalong also lost the smile on the show just now. His face is as heavy as water and his eyes are very sharp.


    Li Tiezhu was a little square, twisted his fingers and said, "Uncle long, I''m sorry. I didn''t mean to rub your reputation. I shouldn''t call you Shifu on the program. It''s not for the effect of the program, or I''m stupid..."


    Jackie Chan: "what do you call me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Uncle long? Uncle long?"


    Jackie Chan, look at Zhang Liguo.


    Zhang Liguo said, "Hi! He''s wild on the program, but it''s said that he''s really naive in life."


    Zeng Weizhi came up and kicked Li Tiezhu: "fool! Call Shifu!"


    Li Tiezhu remained motionless and fought hard: "ah?"


    Zeng Weizhi said angrily, "ah, what? Do you think master is so easy to recognize? In our Xiangjiang..."


    Cheng Dalong waved his hand. Zeng Weizhi stepped aside and sat down. He still looked bad.


    Li Tiezhu wiped his nose. Subconsciously, he began to secretly estimate that Zhang Liguo was half a person, Zeng Weizhi was half a person, and uncle long, um... Forget it, can''t beat it? You can''t fight if you can!


    Jackie Chan: "don''t look. There are a group of family classes outside. You have to lie down and go out."


    Zeng Weizhi suddenly burst into laughter: "ah ha ha... He''s counting this? As stupid as Xiao Fan!"


    Jackie Chan: "otherwise I can''t see it."


    Li Tiezhu felt guilty at once. Uncle long was indeed a person in the Jianghu. He saw through my thoughts at a glance. Yes, I''m a group of people practicing outside. Forget it, I''d better give advice today. Gentleman revenge... It''s not right. Uncle long is my idol.


    Li Tiezhu said tentatively, "master?"


    Cheng Dalong raised his hand. Zeng Weizhi on the side had a cup of tea on the ground. It was the only cup of tea in the room. Obviously, he was ready.


    Zeng Weizhi: "everything is simple. We have to rush to the roadshow. Here''s tea. I''ll tell you, that is, brother long likes you, otherwise it''s not comprehensive..."


    Li Tiezhu took the tea, blew it and wanted to drink: "thank you, Viagra."


    Zhang Liguo jumped up in fear: "don''t drink! This tea is for you to honor your master."


    Jackie Chan took a deep breath.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Brother long really takes me? I''m not ready yet. It''s a little sudden!"


    Zhang Liguo couldn''t help kicking people: "you''re ready to fart!"


    After all, Cheng Dalong didn''t hold back and shook his head with a smile: "you are the second! The first one who wants to drink tea is fan Xiaohuang. That was more than 20 years ago. How fast!"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t frame me. Fan Xiaohuang is your apprentice? Why didn''t you carry him?"


    Cheng Dalong said, "I never take my disciples to the movies. They are self reliant. It''s not good to worship me as a master."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "Oh, OK, let me offer you a cup of tea!"


    It''s no good. You can worship, er Longmeng!


    Under the guidance of Zeng Weizhi, Li Tiezhu respectfully offered tea and kowtowed. After the ceremony was completed, he stood up under the sign of his master.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu has always been ignorant. Is this the effect of the program?


    I looked around. There was no camera.


    Cheng Dalong took a symbolic sip of tea and said, "do you know why I want to take you as an apprentice? You make a few jokes on the stage. How can you let you worship?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "just say it. I''m afraid I won''t understand it all my life."


    Jackie Chan: "originally, I just liked silly children like you. Later, when I saw that Hua Tianyu bullied you, I thought of myself in those years. Then, Li Guo said that you didn''t make your debut for long, and many people bullied you, such as yehenara and luofeiyan. Kyushu, I know, it''s our Xiangjiang capital. It''s hard to say..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "then don''t say it. I''m not afraid of them."


    Jackie Chan nodded: "Xiangjiang film, television and song capital is very strong. So far, only four can get rid of them, including me. There are two and a half, one is Li Xiaojie and the other is Wu Jing. They are not Xiangjiang local stars, but even so, they have paid a heavy price. For example, Li Xiaojie''s agent..."


    Zhang Liguo: "brother, is it appropriate to say this to your children?"


    Cheng Dalong said, "what''s wrong? At first, I went back to Xiangjiang with a gun. Once when people blocked the door at night, I jumped off the fourth floor of the hotel and ran away from the alley..."


    Zeng Weizhi laughed at himself: "that''s the truth. Don''t I laugh all day? When people need it, I have to jump out and scold Zhou Xingxing."


    Li Tiezhu: "Xingye is my second idol."


    Jackie Chan said, "in fact, your comedian temperament is more suitable for him to be an apprentice. Ha ha. You can also learn martial arts. Not many of you can beat Zhou Xingxing in Xiangjiang martial arts. I just pinched your muscles. I didn''t practice in the gym. It''s good, but now the technology is developed, so I don''t need to work as hard as before, so I''m not going to teach you anything."


    Zeng Weizhi joked: "anyway, it''s also a blind gesture in the eyes of the iron pillar. If you don''t teach, you won''t teach."


    Li Tiezhu was disappointed: "ah? Then I''m not in vain?"


    Cheng Dalong was so angry that he smiled and scolded, "I don''t just accept you as an apprentice. I''m an apprentice. You don''t think so? Forget it, you don''t understand. It''s easy to accept you as an apprentice. While I still have some influence, I''ll give you a shield. It''s that simple. I know Han Hong and Ethan support you, but their influence is still too low in the film industry."


    He dares to say so.


    Li Tiezhu: "do I want to say that uncle long is my master everywhere, so that they don''t dare to provoke me?"


    Jackie Chan said, "don''t say when you do something bad. You can say more when you do something good."


    Li Tiezhu: "I never do bad things."


    Cheng Dalong said, "no, you will certainly do bad things. Hey, you are the same kind of person as me..."


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    Zeng Weizhi and Zhang Liguo are also at a loss. Do you have any similarities?


    Cheng Dalong smiled without saying anything. This is called the breath of the same kind. They are extremely popular. They are not only popular with the audience, but also popular with girls.


    Lengba looked at Li Tiezhu and Cheng Dalong saw clearly that you two are not pure anymore! I can''t cheat others. Brother, I''m an expert here. The difference is that I have active skills. This guy has passive skills. He''s high!


    At this time, Shen mouteng knocked carefully on the door outside: "brother long? Is iron pillar here? He still has an interview."


    Jackie Chan: "come in."


    Shen mouteng walked in, quite restrained, and said that he was a little afraid of the scene.


    Cheng Dalong ignored Shen mouteng, took off a string of beads from his wrist and handed them to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took it with both hands: "is it expensive?"


    Cheng Dalong stared: "do you still choose expensive ones?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, if it''s expensive, I''ll change it."


    Cheng Dalong said to Li Tiezhu, "go. It''s not worth money."


    Zhang Liguo smiled and shook his head. He was an expert. The beads were made of red sandalwood. It seemed that they had an extraordinary origin.


    Li Tiezhu took the beads and said, "this is the end of your apprenticeship. It''s a little hasty for you to accept your disciples."


    Zhang Liguo covered his face.


    Zeng Weizhi arched the fire and said, "brother, clean up the door directly."


    Jackie Chan smiled: "ha ha, I can''t bear it. Among my disciples in the film industry, it''s estimated that he can break a world. Go quickly, the program team is still waiting for you."


    Shen mouteng was trembling. He really worshipped his teacher? Besides, it''s not an ordinary disciple. It''s like the highest level disciple!


    In ancient times, you can go straight into the back house, just like your family.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. He bowed to Cheng Dalong: "OK! Master, I''ll give you an early year."


    Then he left.


    Cheng Dalong said: "how many months? Give me a new year? Hahaha..."


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother, are you really so optimistic about him?"


    Jackie Chan nodded: "He''s very popular with the audience. You''ve all seen him. The film industry pays attention to acting skills, but the real success depends on the eye, and talent, hard work and acting skills are just the foundation. I, Zhou Xingxing, Fage, Fang Bo, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Baobao... Which is not because of the audience? Without the audience, you can''t shoot anything. What''s good if people don''t watch it "But this is not the reason why I accepted him as an apprentice, mainly because of the things about the rabbit that year. I don''t know if you have seen it. Anyway, when Huazai showed me the animation and listened to the song, I cried. Such a child... Shouldn''t be ruined by those dirty means."


    Zhang Liguo deeply believed that everyone knew that his eldest brother was patriotic. He also looked at the great righteousness before discussing the small sections.


    He said: "big brother is right, but will it encourage others?"


    Jackie Chan: "he came out from a poor child in the countryside. You see he''s so popular now. Is there an assistant around him? Makeup artists are all from others. Look at Hua Tianyu. During the rest, four or five assistants serve tea and water. There are two or three makeup artists."


    Zeng Weizhi: "now that he is named after you, you are not afraid that he is too smooth?"


    Jackie Chan stood up and picked up the teacup: "if you want to become a superstar in the film industry, which one is not going with the wind and water? You suffered a little hardship earlier, and then you soared to the sky! Who can withstand the hardships of decades? People are old and have no mood, mainly... People have become sleek and vulgar, just like me now. Such people can''t make good movies."


    With that, Cheng Dalong drank the tea and took the other two out of the room. He was in a tight time. He went to get together with his old brothers and was going to the airport immediately.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu and Shen mouteng come to a small room. Jia Lin has been waiting there. This is a derivative interview program of king to Wang, called king to King. At the end of each program, a guest will be selected to interview.


    This episode was originally scheduled for Longge, but Longge pushed it to Li Tiezhu a few days before the program. The program team asked the reason, and Longge said to give newcomers some opportunities.


    Therefore, Shen mouteng seldom spoke and observed silently. Brother long really saw Li Tiezhu for the first time, but why did he push Li Tiezhu so long in advance? Moreover, he really paid homage to his teacher just now. He didn''t understand.


    If you don''t understand, dig a hole for Li Tiezhu.


    At the beginning of the interview, Shen Teng said, "Tiezhu, do you know why brother long chose you to join his team? Have you seen it before?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the first time I saw him, what did he think? You ask him."


    Shen Mou Teng smiled and asked him if he didn''t say. Do you think I know everyone like you?


    Shen mouteng: "it''s the first time that you and brother long meet today, but I just saw that you seem to worship a teacher? Are you so casual?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve just been a teacher backstage. Shifu asked me to work hard and not to be with bad people like you. It''s very hasty to talk about being casual. Otherwise, I''ll call Shifu and ask? Brother Teng asked why you accept disciples so casually."


    Shen Teng ate flat.


    Blackened Li Tiezhu asked, "why did you interview me after all the programs were recorded? Do you add money? How much?"


    Jia Lin laughed: "Li Tiezhu, you paid a lot for this interview. Didn''t you see the contract? You didn''t have many scenes in the program¡°


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t. I rubbed a lot of scenes with my master all the way. I don''t believe you dare to cut off my master."


    Jia Lin was stunned and looked at Shen: "brother! He has a lot of lenses, and the program team has made money."


    Shen Teng''s signature cheap smile, took out the question card prepared by the program group: "He also earned a great master! Tiezhu, netizens say that you are good at ''touching porcelain'', good voice touching porcelain, Zhao Liya as a friend, touching porcelain in mushroom house, Xu Shan competing to take you to make a film, and shangsiha touching porcelain has become a permanent guest. Today, you are touching porcelain to Cheng Dalong as a master. Do you have any experience to share?"


    (thank you for the 70 chapter monthly ticket and the reward given by the alliance leader. I''ll pay more for you later. Sorry for not saving the draft for the new year.)

 Chapter 215

    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and looked seriously: "I''m afraid it''s a gift. I can''t share it. Zhao Liya invited me to eat hot pot, Xu Shanzheng took the initiative to invite me to participate in the show, and SiHa also raised my film salary to design a special plot. When I went back to school, they forced me to go to the show... I was passive. Like today, I was only joking at first, but brother long took one apprentice at a time, and finally asked me to serve tea backstage, huh I also don''t understand why people like me so much. It''s very distressing, you know? "


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m really not Versailles. It''s true. There are two others who haven''t said. One takes the initiative to be a cat, and the other official Xuan chases me. Are you distressed?"?


    Shen licked his lips and stopped talking. When recording the program, he scolded bad words and said, "I don''t believe you are popular. I don''t like you, especially."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother long also said that. He said that I was easily envied by bad people, so he took me as an apprentice to protect me."


    Shen Teng''s eyes widened.


    Jia Lin said, "brother, let''s not humiliate ourselves. Let''s say something less powerful."


    Shen Teng rolled up his sleeve: "I don''t! I''ll talk to you today. The second question of the program team, excuse me, do you want to test Nortel, do you want to make a movie?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded. His passive skills against others showed a little goodwill, but the blackened card is really black: "you can make movies, which gives me great motivation. Thank Teng!"


    "I... I was the grass of the military drama school!"


    "Is your school enrollment so hasty?"


    "I was handsome when I was young."


    "Well... It''s a nice day today."


    Shen mouteng: "


    Jialin: "brother, are you okay?"


    Shen mouteng smiled bitterly: "do I look OK? I''m so angry! I''ve never seen such an arrogant guest!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you told me to tell the truth. To tell the truth, don''t you praise you for being handsome? The audience is not blind."


    Jia Lin: "iron pillar, don''t say a word. Isn''t this a transformation comedy? Besides, in fact, some audiences are still... Blind."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Brother Teng is so handsome."


    Shen Mou Teng slipped the question card to Jia Lin: "you ask! I won''t serve! Hum ~"


    Li Tiezhu smiled. Tengge is very atmospheric and won''t be really angry.


    Jia Lin cooperated and said, "excuse me, Li Tiezhu, don''t you think it''s impolite to meet the host and guests every last variety show? Don''t you worry about walking the road?"


    Li Tiezhu: "as long as the leg is not lame, the road will be endless."


    Jialin: "ha?"


    Shen mouteng: "what if someone is lame?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my master is Cheng Dalong!"


    Shen mouteng: "


    Jia Lin: "brother, no need. Your face is a little swollen. Li Tiezhu, why dare you act in a movie when you have no appearance and no acting skills?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I dare not. Xu Shan insisted that I go. I don''t know what he thought."


    Jia Lin: "the last question of the program group, how high do you think your musical talent is? Who is higher than Hua Tianyu?"


    With that, Jialin bared her teeth: "these questions are too tricky."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m still a primary school student in the music industry. I still have a lot to learn. I hope predecessors can directly point out my shortcomings like brother Hua. In terms of musical talent and musical attainments, brother Hua is ten times better than me. I just write songs."


    Jia Lin endured and said, "cut off the following paragraph. Let me ask, do you really have a grudge against Hua Hua?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no hatred?! I just like yelling in his ear to scare him. He probably likes to guide others."


    Shen mouteng: "what do you think of his song?"


    Jialin: "no, haven''t you heard of it?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled foolishly: "I''ve heard, I''ve heard. But most of them don''t sound good. I''m sorry to comment. I pretend I haven''t heard. Hey, hey... Songzhuer says it''s called Eq."


    Shen''s face was rotten with laughter: "you really have such a high EQ!"


    The interview is short. That''s it.


    Li Tiezhu apologized to Shen: "brother Teng, I''m sorry. I can''t control myself as soon as I get on the program."


    Shen Teng patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "you''re welcome. Is brother such a stingy person?"


    Jialin: isn''t it


    Shen Teng glanced at her: "of course not. I''m definitely not so big belly because Li Tiezhu is an apprentice of my eldest brother. What''s more, he''s more popular than me recently and is always hot search. My mind is so broad."


    Jialin: "brother, do you believe it yourself?"


    Shen mouteng: "it doesn''t matter whether I believe it or not. Just believe it, Hei hei..."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Then I believe it."


    Shen Mou Teng became serious: "years later, I made a film" Charlotte''s troubles ". You just insulted me for most of the day, which made me lose face. It''s inappropriate not to guest star and write a song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not appropriate. Brother Teng makes a movie and my little brother goes all out."


    Shen Teng said to Jia Lin, "look, this is the card face. You Teng me in the circle..."


    Li Tiezhu: "how much is the film pay? How much is the song copyright fee? The Three Kingdoms paid 800000. Brother Shan Zhengge was stingy, but he also paid 600000."


    Jialin laughed.


    Shen mouteng put his arm around Li Tiezhu''s shoulder: "brother, do you think the weather is good today? Why don''t we..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s getting dark."


    Shen mouteng: "


    After the interview, Jia Lin whispered to Shen mouteng, "are you intentional?"


    Shen mouteng knew what she meant: "otherwise? He''s so hot now that he doesn''t rub white, and he needs a chance to get involved in the film industry. Isn''t it? Mainly because his songs are really good. So I just deliberately let him."


    Jia Lin: "brother, it''s hypocritical. You can''t defeat him."


    Shen smiled: "is it so obvious?"


    Li Tiezhu went to the room first and saw Hua Tianyu who was angry. He obviously came to find him, followed by two assistants. It''s not like fighting. It''s soft.


    Hua Tianyu said, "what did you say about me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes? I forgot."


    "Make it clear to me!"


    "I''m afraid you''ll lose face when I say it, so I''ll stop."


    Hua Tianyu stopped Li Tiezhu: "I must say."


    Shen mouteng and Jia Lin are watching. They are ready to go up and persuade each other at any time, otherwise Huahua may be killed alive.


    Li Tiezhu hesitated and said, "I really said it!"


    Hua Tianyu was oppressed by brother long before, and was ridiculed by lengba to his face. At this time, he held a stomach fire: "say!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "just... At the end of the program... Your pants are zipped open."


    "Ah?"


    Hua Tianyu bowed his head and stretched out his hand to pull it.


    too bad! The zipper of the recording was open, and no one reminded me? It''ll be... A lot less.


    Li Tiezhu walked past him silently, then turned back and burst into Hua Tianyu''s ear again:


    "Brother Hua!!"


    Hua Tianyu trembled, and the zipper almost caught the bird: "ah, eh... What are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "say hello to my second sister. Bye."


    With that, Li Tiezhu left and conveniently took two boxes of lunch from the dining car.


    It''s eight o''clock in the evening.


    Li Tiezhu called Qin Tao and asked what kind of experience a master had. Then he was told that he must pick up and drop off the plane if he was okay. He took a taxi to the airport, threw the lunch box into the dustbin, found Cheng Dalong and his party and saw them off respectfully.


    Jackie Chan saw him coming. He just nodded and talked to the others.


    After seeing master on the plane, he shared a car with the staff of the program group to go back to the hotel next to the film and television base.


    As soon as he returned to the hotel, Li Tiezhu received a call from Aunt Han Hong.


    Add a song?!


    After Li Tiezhu received the notice, Han Hong suggested that the director group of the Spring Festival Gala should add half of the "road to heaven" after she and Li Tiezhu sang "chasing the dream of a naked child". The director group readily agrees that after all, this "heavenly road" is politically correct and very positive.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu needs to go to Kyoto two days in advance to rehearse with teacher Han Hong.


    Li Tiezhu looked at tonight''s ticket, and then decided to make the next morning, because... A greedy cat has sent him countless wechat messages.


    Ah, fallen!


    Depravity... Makes people happy.


    ¡­¡­


    After ten o''clock in the evening, several people from Sansheng''s crew who didn''t leave raised their meals and went back to the hotel. After all, the festival catalogue is almost seven o''clock. Everyone was very tired this day, so they went back to their room to have a rest. According to international practice, lengba and sister Mi had a room.


    At eleven o''clock, lengba took a bath, put on a sportswear, put on a mask and a cap.


    Yang Mi is lying on the sofa in her pajamas playing with her mobile phone.


    Lengba''s cheeks were a little hot. She lingered over and said, "sister MI, I''ll ask you for a leave. Are you going to rehearse the Spring Festival Gala in Kyoto in just two days?"


    Yang Mi didn''t raise her head: "uh huh, I know. You start tomorrow. You don''t have to go to the roadshow with us."


    Lengba Yixi.


    Yang Mi added, "it''s getting late. Let''s have a rest early. I''ve eaten a few melons recently. I''ll have a good chat with you in the evening."


    Lengba''s face stagnated: "then what... I have something to do tonight."


    Yang Mi brushed the fruit ninja: "what''s the matter with you? I arranged your work!"


    Lengba: "ah... I''ll see a friend."


    Yang Mi said, "who? Ask him to come to the room and talk."


    "No."


    "You''re welcome. We''re good sisters."


    "Er..."


    "Uh, what, uh? Is it some shady friend?"


    "Hum!"


    "Hum what hum?"


    "Ah..."


    Lengba was so angry that she jumped up and scratched. At last, Yang Mi killed her and scratched her under her body. Lengba laughed and burst into tears.


    Yang Mi rode on lengba and said, "fight with me?!"


    Lengba cried haw: "you hate it!"


    Yang Mi: "look at you. Your low back injury hasn''t recovered. I''m still looking for abuse."


    Lengba doesn''t speak and is angry.


    Yang Mi patted lengba''s face: "hello? Do you really think it''s that fool? Don''t try more?"


    Lengba: "yes."


    Yang Mi said, "you haven''t tried any other dishes. How do you know what you eat is the best?"


    Lengba struggled to get up and cut her hair: "I don''t know. Anyway... It''s definitely wrong to change someone. It feels like..."


    "The soul contract in Xianxia?"


    "Ah? Yes."


    "Tut tut... M''s world outlook is really beyond the comprehension of ordinary people."


    "It''s all your fault. I always say I am, bah!"


    "I say you are, and don''t you enjoy it now? Hey, I told you, have you tried?"


    "Spit bubbles?"


    "Get out! You''re sick!"


    "You''re a pervert! Ignore you and I''ll go."


    Yang Mi said, "Hey! Today, go and play Solitaire for him, and keep him in place!"


    Lengba retched: "disgusting! I won''t do it."


    Yang Mi: "you swear?"


    Lengba jumped up and sat on Yang Mi''s leg. She punched Wang baquan and ran after it.


    It''s called crow flying.


    Carrying a small backpack, she turned and went out. Leng Bala lowered the brim of her cap and raised her mask. She silently recalled in her heart, what are the moves of solitaire?


    Big pillar! Sister is here again! Hum~


    The pace seems a little excited. It''s too ostentatious, low-key, low-key


    "Lengba?"


    A sound sounded from the rear of the side.


    Lengba was startled. She turned around and saw Gao Wei, who was playing a couple with the crew and her, and suddenly became more nervous.


    Gao Wei carried a takeout: "lengba, where are you going at night?"


    Lengba was flustered. She looked at her sportswear and said, "ha! What, I''ll run at night. Yes, run at night, exercise and lose weight."


    Gao Wei smiled: "you don''t have to lose weight. You have the right figure."


    Lengba: "do you still order takeout?"


    Gao Wei said: "I didn''t get a response to pursuing someone. It''s a little sad. Have a drink."


    Lengba: "Oh, you can have your drink. I went running."


    Gao Wei: "let me run with you."


    "No, No. aren''t you chasing girls? You''re busy!"


    "Don''t you count who I''m after?"


    "Ah? Oh, sorry, I forgot."


    "Hey! It hurts me more than you refuse me directly. Even who pursues you can forget?"


    Lengba smiled: "bye!"


    Gao Wei chased up and wanted to grab lengba''s hand: "lengba, listen to me."


    Lengba took two steps, and her speed soared. She swished to the elevator, opened a distance of more than ten meters, looked warily at Gao Wei, and smiled awkwardly: "I''m running. You''re busy."


    Gao Wei wanted to come forward, but he found that he really couldn''t catch up. The woman ran fast. Finally, she laughed at herself and turned back to the house. She muttered that she ran at night and returned her backpack? It''s like climbing a mountain.


    Lengba breathed a sigh of relief, Shang! It''s called the black tiger skimming the vulture.


    When the elevator arrived, there was a conversation:


    "There must be few scenes in our Sansheng crew today. Fortunately, lengba rubbed some good scenes of brother long and Li Tiezhu."


    "No way, the other party''s weight is too heavy..."


    "If Li Tiezhu is in our crew and then pays homage to brother long, there will be a gimmick."


    well?


    He is the director and part-time of "three lives and three lives". He doesn''t sleep in the middle of the night. What are you doing robbing me of the elevator?


    I hide!


    Lengba turned around and quickly went down two floors from the other stairs to the floor where Li Tiezhu was located. As soon as she got out of the elevator, she saw several visiting aunts twisting and twisting in the lounge on one side. It seemed that she was exchanging her experience of dancing in the square.


    Lengba thought and went downstairs again, ready to go upstairs from the stairs on the other side.


    what the hell!


    Li Tiezhu''s agent Zhang Xiaomeng?


    Why is he here?


    Is he looking for Li Tiezhu? Isn''t it a failure tonight?


    Lengba was stunned. She heard that the other party was telling several staff to prepare song lists and soundtracks. She said that she would play songs for Justin and Zhao Liya on the program tomorrow. She also said that she would work overtime at night?


    "It''s dangerous. It has nothing to do with Li Tiezhu."


    Lengba turns around and goes around again. Zhang Xiaomeng is too familiar with lengba. It''s bad to be recognized.


    It''s called a mouse running through a maze! well!


    I walked a distance again, getting closer and closer, and my heart still pounded. Damn it, it''s not the first time... Why don''t you win?


    "Lengba?"


    Another voice sounded.


    Lengba was startled. Is it easy for me to find the master to play games? Why are all levels? Yes, this hotel is the best hotel next to the film and television base. Naturally, artists live in it.


    "Oh, isn''t this my brother Niu?"


    "What a coincidence. I didn''t expect to meet you here. Are you here to record the program, too?"


    "Ah, yes, I''m crazy. I''m looking for my room number."


    "Long time no see. Come and sit in my room."


    "No, brother Niu, sister MI is waiting for me."


    "Do you like the heart-shaped stone I gave you last time? I found it in the Gobi desert. I thought it was very strange at that time."


    "You said you picked it up by the sea last time."


    "Ah? Really? It''s the Gobi desert on the side of Qinghai. You''re wrong."


    "Maybe. Songzhuer said you found her while diving in the South China Sea. You''re so powerful. You can pick up heart-shaped stones everywhere."


    "Er..."


    "I don''t know. I thought you wholesale a sack of heart-shaped stones in a treasure."


    "Well, I didn''t lie to you. I dreamed of swimming with you last night..."


    "Ha ha, you can really dream! Bye."


    Lengba turned her head and left. Don''t think you''re a real cow if you call you brother Niu. I''ll kill you directly. Heart shaped stone? If you don''t want to record galloping together, I''ll spit on your face!


    It''s called a tornado destroying the parking lot! Let you drive!


    After the disaster, lengba finally found the stairs on the other side and knocked on Li Tiezhu''s door.


    Is it easy for a cat?


    Li Tiezhu, dressed neatly, opened the door and was stunned.


    This sportswear... Connotation!


    Cold Patton blushed. The pillar is not stupid. I can see at a glance that I have ulterior motives.


    Li Tiezhu said loudly, "ah! It''s Mr. lengba. What can I do for you so late? Come on, come in and sit down."


    Lengba muttered, "of course, come in and do it. Is it outside? Bah!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little nervous. He turned back and whispered, "don''t talk nonsense, in the house..."


    As soon as lengba''s head was hot, she kissed it in an instant, put her arms around her neck, and then began to frame her legs a little skillfully at one go.


    Li Tiezhu opened his eyes in horror, but he couldn''t speak.


    Lengba is so fierce that the sound of kissing is a little too loud, making people''s scalp numb.


    This move is called small tree disk big root, Gan!


    "Wow! Teacher lengmiao, long time no see!"


    A familiar terrible voice, lengba''s flame was extinguished in an instant, and she trembled with fear. After all, there was a psychological shadow.


    Looking at the past, sure enough, there was a little girl with a double horsetail sitting in the living room. Who was it not Zhao Liya?


    Lengba quickly jumped down from Li Tiezhu, wiped her mouth and made a mouthful of nonsense: "ahaha... Rabbit, Liya! Are you there too? I''ll run at night and say hello to Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu held his forehead with one hand. The devil believes it. You greeted so loudly just now. People are neither blind nor deaf.


    Lengba''s heart was also a burst of despair. I avoided cattle, ghosts and snakes all the way. Unexpectedly, I was planted in the hands of rabbits again!


    Is this the legendary enemy?


    Zhao Liya smiled Ghost: "well... I believe, I really believe!"

 Chapter 216

    (this chapter has been revised, and its title is "treacherous waves")


    Believe a ghost!


    If it weren''t for the shackles of clothes, I''m afraid I would have connected to the charger and input the power crazily.


    Although Zhao Liya is young, she has a lot of knowledge.


    Inside and outside the red wall, inside and outside the circle, many things are secret to others. For her, they are just gossip after dinner, including all kinds of strange stories of men and women.


    The activities of Li Tiezhu and lengba can only be regarded as ordinary for her.


    Li Tiezhu was so embarrassed that he blushed. He thought of Yi Xiaomao''s experience. It was so similar!


    Although lengba was ashamed, she couldn''t help defending her "sovereignty" and forcibly said seriously, "what are you talking about in the middle of the night? You''re so serious."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I just knew that LIA and Justin came here to participate in a music program to play songs. LIA was writing a song. If she had a problem, she came to me to discuss it. I couldn''t help, so she made music."


    Zhao Liya also knew it was time to leave. Don''t spoil silly column''s good deeds. She said, "since sister lengba is here, I''ll go first. Silly column, thank you!"


    With that, Zhao Liya began to save her composition files and prepare to turn off her laptop.


    Lengba sat on the opposite sofa: "what do you mean you leave when I come? I told you, I just run at night and come to see Tiezhu."


    It''s just that you have to kill her even if you''re full of nonsense.


    Zhao Liya smiled strangely, didn''t answer, and closed the computer.


    Li Tiezhu glared at lengba and motioned to her to stop talking nonsense. Did you explain that action clearly? Now be gentle with Zhao Liya.


    Lengba tooted her mouth and sold Meng to her master.


    Zhao Liya put the computer in her bag and asked Li Tiezhu, "silly column, after rehearsing the Spring Festival Gala, are you going back to school or where?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll go to the East China Sea to see the rabbit animation, get the dubbing and music by the way, and go back to school in January."


    Zhao Liya: "that''s OK. I''ll come back to you in the East China Sea and finish this song. Hey... The two sentences of the chorus are always dissatisfied... I envy you. I can write songs easily."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll see you off."


    Zhao Liya: "no! I won''t bother you, or the cat should show its teeth again."


    Lengba wants to fight back, but she counsels again. The rabbit can''t afford to smash.


    After the rabbit smashed away, the cat dared to be proud.


    Li Tiezhu is helpless. I have a blackened card today. I don''t know what I will do.


    The next day, it was late.


    Li Tiezhu just hugged the pure white kitten and opened his eyes. He couldn''t help feeling remorse.


    Although stupid people are not necessarily good people, Li Tiezhu is not bad to that extent. He is a pot of blackened cards and should be used with caution in the future. Fortunately, the cat is obedient and doesn''t refuse to do anything.


    [cat domestication 76%, up 7%]


    Li Tiezhu lifted her long scattered hair and found that lengba also woke up. Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed. He didn''t treat the cat as a person last night.


    Lengba''s eyes murmured: "was that you last night?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "that''s not me... How''s your waist?"


    ¡­¡­


    The next two days, Li Tiezhu and lengba went to the rehearsal in Kyoto. With the help and guidance of teacher Han Hong, nothing went wrong.


    Two more programs were killed in the rehearsal, but the programs of Li Tiezhu and Han Hong were praised, which had nothing to do with them, mainly because of the main melody and positive energy of the song.


    Li Tiezhu also took the time to meet the teacher song Zhuer found for him and systematically learned the process and precautions of the art examination.


    Then, Li Tiezhu went to the East China Sea to see what happened to the rabbit that year. The animation has been made and the dubbing has been done. Except for a few dubbing that need to be replaced, it''s bad for editing and dubbing.


    Li Tiezhu called Yi Xiaomao and Justin to record "proud youth" with them. The other song "chasing a dream and a child''s heart" was sung by Li Tiezhu alone.


    In his spare time, Li Tiezhu also wrote songs with Zhao Liya and learned a lot.


    Lengba went directly to Hengdian from Kyoto. Her work arrangement was very intensive. Except for the occasional video with Li Tiezhu, she almost threw herself into her work.


    On Christmas day, Li Tiezhu spent time with Zhao Liya, Justin and Yi Xiaomao. Although Li Tiezhu didn''t like foreign festivals, he still followed le.


    After another two days of busy work, when jiaokeli and Xu Shan had a fight, the first cut version of the animated film "those things about the rabbit that year" was finalized.


    Li Tiezhu is quite satisfied with this version. The rhythm is more compact than that given by the system, the picture quality is better, and the lens division is more smooth.


    December 30.


    Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu and continued to go to school.


    On that night, king to Wang was broadcast. Li Tiezhu, who returned to campus life, went on hot search again. There are four hot searches about him.


    Hua Tianyu asked Li Tiezhu to stop writing songs and be the first in hot search.


    Cheng Dalong took Li Tiezhu as his apprentice and hot search came second.


    Li Tiezhu is against Shen mouteng and hot search is the fifth.


    Li Tiezhu said that Zeng Weizhi was a saw man and hot search ranked ninth.


    What followed was controversy, coercion and abuse, and netizens with different opinions on the Internet were killed together. It''s obvious that the navy is stirring up the game, and there are many big V and net red belt rhythms.


    So the next day, the network wind direction became like this:


    "Li Tiezhu is disgusting. He forcibly rubbed his master. Tut Tut, it''s shameless!"


    "It''s cheap enough for red!"


    "Does he deserve to be brother Long''s Apprentice?"


    "I''m a little famous. I don''t know how many kilograms. I even openly humiliated the big man of Xiangjiang variety show."


    "Li Tiezhu has no respect for his predecessors. Such people should be banned."


    "Hua Hua was kind to guide him, but he said evil words to each other."


    "Hua Hua was so kind that the dog bit LV Dongbin instead."


    "Yang Mi is disgusting. Just because Li Tiezhu wrote a song for her crew, she said what superstar Li Tiezhu, bah!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s success will only madly refresh the lower limit of the entertainment industry."


    The voice of scolding Li Tiezhu was heard, and Li Tiezhu''s fans were not vague. After all, tens of millions of people went back to scold, and the scene was once very chaotic.


    When the whole network was crazy about stepping on Li Tiezhu, Cheng Dalong was also asked about Li Tiezhu during the roadshow.


    Reporter: "excuse me, brother, Li Tiezhu forcibly touched porcelain on the program and called you master. What do you think?"


    Jackie Chan smiled and said, "iron pillar? At first, Zhang Liguo said I was his master."


    Zhang Liguo said, "I said it."


    Cheng Dalong added, "then, I like this child very much. It''s silly and lovely. Therefore, I''ve been calling him an apprentice on the program, and he began to call him master. In fact, it''s just a joke on the program, for the sake of effect."


    The reporter was unwilling and asked, "but he claimed to be your apprentice after he got off the program..."


    Cheng Dalong waved his hand: "let me finish. After the program, he came to our dressing room to apologize. He was forced to worship the teacher by me, Zeng Weizhi and Zhang Liguo! Ha ha! He gave me three kowtows."


    Reporter: "so, is he really your apprentice?"


    Zeng Weizhi explained: "it''s a housekeeper, not an ordinary disciple."


    There was a sound of breathing.


    Jackie Chan said, "I know many people on the Internet say that Li Tiezhu forcibly rubbed his master. In fact, I forcibly accepted him as an apprentice. This kind of thing pays attention to fate. Therefore, if you want to scold me, you can scold me. It''s rare to meet such a favorite child, ha ha..."


    The reporter was not reconciled and asked Zeng Weizhi: "he said on the program that you were the one who saw your legs. Aren''t you angry? Everyone said he didn''t respect you."


    Zeng Weizhi said, "don''t you think he is very humorous? He can''t afford to joke about this. What variety shows do you still play? Go home and take your grandchildren! It won''t be you reporters who write indiscriminately? Who would think he doesn''t respect people?"


    The reporter was speechless. Cheng Dalong actually accepted Li Tiezhu as an apprentice?! Li Tiezhu, what can he do?


    Now, the big V and wanghong of black Li Tiezhu are flustered. They don''t dare to pull into Dalong and Zeng Weizhi. They directly spray Li Tiezhu''s mind of not accepting opinions and can''t be criticized.


    The next day, December 31.


    On the stage of crosstalk with new people, Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue, as special guests, gave you a newly compiled crosstalk "on comments".


    Before going on stage, Sun Yue still whispered, "is it really all right?"


    Yue Yupeng: "of course, I have something to do. Hahaha, can I be okay if I swear by name?"


    Sun Yue: "so we still play?"


    Yue Yupeng: "I''m not happy if I don''t play! Besides, master and uncle have recognized it. If something happens, they can make it!"


    Sun Yue: "all right!"


    Behind the scenes of the host newspaper, Yue Yupeng and Sun Yue appeared on the stage amid the applause of the audience and players.


    "Hey, Hello, audience friends. I''m Yue Yupeng. This is my partner. What''s his name?"


    "Sun Yue. Don''t you remember your partner''s name?"


    "I''m not red, who still remembers you! Um... Today I''ll bring you a new crosstalk on comments."


    "New?"


    "Don''t you? Praise me."


    "You have a big face."


    "Thank you. This crosstalk is based on the recent hot search. In short, thank brother Tiezhu for providing me with this good material."


    "What does it have to do with this?"


    "Hey! It doesn''t matter. Let me ask you, do you need conditions to comment on others?"


    "Yes, you have to know, you have to understand, you have to have a position to comment on others! That''s weighty."


    "You see, this is superficial cognition. I don''t think so! I think that commenting on others doesn''t need to understand or have status. Everyone is born equal."


    "Isn''t that right?"


    "What''s wrong? For example, I bought a Goubuli steamed stuffed bun in the morning. It doesn''t taste right. Should I comment: it''s better than shit!"


    "Then you have to eat shit before you can say it''s inferior."


    "Go! Can you eat shit?"


    "Yes!"


    "Hahaha... Um... Experienced."


    "Go away, you''ve just eaten."


    "To get back to the point, if I eat steamed stuffed buns that taste wrong, I''m qualified to comment. Right? When I look at a star''s nose, I''m qualified to say that she has cosmetic surgery! Right?"


    "That''s OK."


    "Hey... I don''t like Li Tiezhu. I said he can''t write songs! Hey! Everyone can comment."


    "Wait a minute, wait a minute... What''s your logic?"


    "I don''t like Li Tiezhu! I said he can''t write songs! It''s reasonable."


    "Why is it reasonable?"


    "You see, has someone written a better song than Li Tiezhu over the years?"


    "No."


    "Does this person have any works in the past two years? I haven''t heard of them anyway."


    "I haven''t heard of it either."


    "Then why should he comment on a singer whose works are more excellent than him?"


    "Well... Someone is very popular."


    "Red can say that about others?"


    "Yes, yes."


    "Then you see, it''s reasonable! I''m also red! I''ll eat steamed stuffed buns and comment on it. Is there nothing wrong?"


    "No problem."


    "I think someone is stupid and stupid. Can you comment on it?"


    "Is everything all right?"


    "I think Jiang''s crosstalk audience doesn''t laugh. Is it all right for me to comment?"


    "Is there nothing wrong?"


    "I think Guo gangde is ugly and short legged. He loves singing. Is it all right to comment?"


    "If you die, don''t bother me!"


    "Similarly, when Jiang watched Guo gangde''s crosstalk, the audience laughed more. At first glance, it was not serious crosstalk. It must be three vulgar. If you want to comment, is it all right?"


    "Ho! The program team makes mosaics for me! I don''t know this man."


    "I don''t think the newly elected American has a good hairstyle. Let me comment on it. Won''t it cause a world war?"


    "That''s not true. He doesn''t listen to crosstalk."


    "But he said crosstalk! He is the number one public enemy of our Yunde society! He has no me, I have no him!"


    "Who is that?"


    "He''s a stand up comedian, but he''s also a job grabber!"


    They made a satirical joke about Hua Tianyu''s bad comment on Li Tiezhu''s incident. The scale is slightly larger, and there is only one core. They have no fart skills and have not blindly slandered people better than you.


    It was exciting to hear the audience applaud and applaud again and again! When the program is over, we''ll @ Hua Tianyu.


    After this program, public opinion is surging.


    Many sailors who attacked Li Tiezhu turned to besiege Yue Yupeng, and Yunde society suffered a great impact. The sailors asked Yue Yupeng to come out and apologize to Hua Tianyu, a music genius, and others asked him to apologize to Jiang Kun.


    Yueyue is now a tough guy. He will not do two tiktok, apologize for recording the video.


    "I''m very sorry, Mr. reliable. I shouldn''t make fun of you in crosstalk. You are our comrade, walking on thin ice in the heart of the enemy, and I also slander your hairstyle. It''s really wrong. Mainly... Blame my master, he''s bald! You can''t see a handsome man with thick hair, so please don''t bother me. Everything is encouraged by Guo gangde."


    Is this NIMA''s apology?


    This is the second slap and ridicule of red fruit.


    The sailors are reluctant to let go. They look like red soldiers and threaten to get Yue Yupeng out of the entertainment circle.


    Then


    In the evening, more people came.


    Hua Tianyu released video messages on the platform such as the shaking and tiktok, dressed up beautifully and beautifully, and sincerely told the camera:


    "My comments on Li Tiezhu on the program are purely out of kindness. I hope he can find his own style and positioning. I don''t have any selfishness! I just hope he can grow into a better musician. Li Tiezhu is very good. I just said heavy words without praise. Of course, there are also reasons for my lack of personal level, resulting in some mistakes and omissions in the comments, resulting in I have deliberately suppressed the illusion of Li Tiezhu. Here, I would like to clarify that I appreciate Li Tiezhu very much. Even if I say something wrong, the starting point is good. Please don''t say bad words to each other. Li Tiezhu and I are both pioneers in the future of Chinese music. Let''s work together. "


    A very official clarification notice was written by a specially assigned person at first glance, with little sincerity.


    After sending the video announcement, Hua Tianyu scolded the staff and threw the bowl in front of him in a rage, leaving pieces on the ground.


    This is not his home, but the second sister''s home. Tonight, the second sister organized a hot pot Bureau. In addition to her and her husband yuan infrared, there are Hua Tianyu, Zhang Fuchen and several other artist friends.


    Everyone was shocked by Hua Tianyu''s behavior. The second sister silently cleaned up the fragments and asked her husband to drink with Hua Tianyu.


    After a few drinks, Hua Tianyu suddenly cried, scolded Li Tiezhu and said, "they bully me! Is it great to have power and power? Can they bully ordinary people like me?"


    Yuan Hong scolds her mother in her heart. Are you a special ordinary person? There are billions of ordinary people at home? Trinimarty! If his wife hadn''t spoiled his so-called brother, he would have smoked it. How can you force him to comment on Li Tiezhu?


    It''s alright now?


    The director of the Spring Festival Gala program team called Hua Tianyu directly to ask him not to make trouble.


    The information came from a roundabout relationship. Cheng Dalong really supported his entry disciple. Together with Liu Huade and Chen Yisen, the whole Xiangjiang Gang stood on Li Tiezhu''s side.


    More importantly, the national team dominated by Liu''s old daughters Liu Wanyun and Han Hong favored Li Tiezhu.


    Put it on!


    Kicked the iron plate?


    Yuan Hong sighed and drank it all at once. She was happy and said, "people have to bow their heads under the eaves! Brother, look more open."


    Hua Tianyu took another sip of wine and said, "but luofeiyan, they said they would help me out. Why didn''t they speak? Didn''t she say she could represent the Xiangjiang department? She lied to me!"


    Yuan Hong frowns, fool! You''ve been played. I''m so happy to see you so miserable. He said, "take a cut and learn a lesson!"


    At this time, the second sister packed up and came over, silently took a chopstick belly and handed it over.


    Yuan Hong stretched out her bowl.


    The second sister ignored him, put her belly into Hua Tianyu''s bowl and said, "you were cheated by Luo Feiyan! She had a grudge against Li Tiezhu when she was on the program. Now she is still in the snow hiding stage and can only rely on capital operation. She uses you to deal with Li Tiezhu. I''ll find Tiezhu and have dinner with you. If you lower your head a little, it''s over. Tiezhu is also a good child!"


    Although Yuan Hong felt sour in her heart, she also felt that her wife was right: "yes, in the final analysis, you were cheated."


    Hua Tianyu patted the table: "why should I apologize?"


    The second sister said, "Tiezhu is definitely not aimed at you, right? You know. I love you, or I won''t help you reconcile with Li Tiezhu. He was born in a humble family, but he has borrowed the power of the three parties. You are the daughter of Han Hong, Cheng Dalong and Liu Lao. You have a fortune of hundreds of millions, but what can you do?"


    Hua Tianyu was silent and wept wrongfully.


    Yuan Hong has a distressed expression on her face, scolds angrily in her heart, and cries for your mother! You dead sissy! What about your arrogance against others?


    The incident was treacherous, unexpected and easy to go.


    In the blink of an eye, no one will pay attention to it anymore.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak from beginning to end, and he didn''t even respond to Hua Tianyu''s clarification.


    (this chapter was not written well, but it was revised overnight. The next chapter is estimated to be close to twelve o''clock. Forgive me!)

 Chapter 218

    (during the Chinese new year, 6000 words are updated every day. Because of the recent strong support of 10000 words, the quality has declined. Sorry!)


    A host of CNM radio in the United States reported the popularity of the rabbit Trailer "Zhan Xinjia" in the oil tank, and interviewed several young Americans live. They said that they were affected by the video and thought the rabbit was very cute, which was the side of justice, and Eagle sauce was evil.


    In addition, the host asked the rabbit producer to apologize to rice and stop smearing.


    Then, a CCTV hostess connected to the live broadcast reporter and fought back sharply, leaving the other party speechless. Finally, the CCTV hostess asked:


    "When can our own films be released? We need to see the faces of other countries? Is the film alliance called the American film alliance?"


    The hostess, of course, has the support of young people all over the network, but her strength is not enough to shake the film alliance.


    Then, CCTV film channel broadcast the trailer of "those things about the rabbit that year", which not only invited film critics to comment, but also invited several veterans to tell the story of that year. Almost all the plots in the rabbit are facts.


    The next day, the film Alliance announced:


    "Due to the necessary changes made to the animated film" those things about the rabbit that year ", the League reviewed and approved its release application for the second time, and it will be released at 0:00 on February 1 (the fifth day of the Lunar New Year). The rabbit carries forward the fearless heroic spirit and transmits positive energy to the new generation of young people! I wish" those things about the rabbit that year "a long success at the box office."


    In fact, the rabbit didn''t change at all, but since it could be released, the crew didn''t say anything.


    Netizens like da Pu Ben and have stated that they will go to see the rabbit years later.


    Everyone thought it was Yang Ma''s attitude that made the film alliance give way, but in fact it was not. Only those capital know what kind of pressure they face when things get big. That is the absolute power to crush them with their fingers.


    Let go, let go. They don''t have any loss. It was originally a test. Now they know the answer.


    On January 13, Li Tiezhu finished his final exam and left by plane.


    The next day, the sun was still bright.


    The recording of the last episode of mushroom house began.


    The first season was a little hurried, so that he Ling and Huang Sanshi failed to coordinate the schedule, and the shooting time was delayed for a long time. From September to now, there was still a break in the middle.


    However, this has not affected the popularity of this variety show. After all, the whole network is only a slow variety show to experience rural life.


    Early in the morning, Peng Peng was chopping firewood in the yard.


    The grown-up lantern stood on the fence to supervise the work. Little h, fat as a puffer fish, lay on the ground in the sun. It was unimaginable that he was less than two months old when he first came to the mushroom house.


    The old two are making coffee as usual.


    He Ling said with a smile, "Peng Peng is very motivated today."


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "he''s afraid he won''t come back after this period, ha ha..."


    "Seriously, Peng Peng is going to shoot" wind dog boy "next year, which conflicts with the time of the second season. He is absent from the recording for at least two months. Who shall we find to work, er, no, who will replace him?"


    "Is it replaced all season?"


    "The program team thinks Peng Peng is OK. Let''s find a new class for several periods and wait for Peng Peng to come back."


    Huang San Shi blew the coffee: "yes, try a new man, if you don''t work hard, if Peng Peng comes back to replace him, if he works suck, Peng Peng will not have to come back."


    He Ling smiled and sprayed: "is it so direct?"


    "Are you right?"


    "Yes or quite right, but it''s not good to say it directly."


    Jingling bell


    The phone rang.


    Peng Yuchang ran in and answered the phone: "hello? What would you like?"


    After answering the phone, Peng Yuchang came out without talking. The phone rang again. So repeatedly, he answered three calls.


    Finally, Peng Yuchang panted and ran out: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang, there are a lot of guests today. I answered three calls. Two girls and one boy."


    He Ling asked, "do you recognize who it is?"


    Peng Yuchang grinned: "I know the nvxia with the Dongpo elbow. I can''t hear the other two."


    He Ling: "ha ha! Nvxia? She deserves this title. After all, her iron head skill is invincible in the world."


    Huang Sanshi said, "what did the other two order?"


    Peng Yuchang: "a young lady ordered the old duck soup, and the little brother ordered scallion noodles."


    He Ling said with a smile, "what do these girls eat now? One is Dongpo elbow and the other is old duck soup. It''s not as exquisite as boys. However, there aren''t many dishes in this period."


    Huang Sanshi shook his head and said, "what do you want to eat? It''s the last issue. Let''s have a tooth sacrifice."


    Peng Yuchang: "really? You can eat anything?"


    Huang Sanshi said: "I bought rice and radishes, and there are more than 500 left. I must have used them all, or the program team will be embezzled."


    Peng Peng: "steamed pork with flour."


    He Ling knew the guests and said, "eat mutton soup! It''s warm to eat mutton soup in winter!"


    Peng Yuchang: "can Tianba eat?"


    Huang Sanshi slapped him and said, "what are you talking about? Go buy it and you''ll kill the sheep?"


    He Ling: "you can kill, but you can''t kill! You two..."


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage was very happy:


    "Pine and bamboo eat very greasy!"


    "In order to fit Li Tiezhu''s aesthetics, Zhuer is fattening."


    "Zhu Er has really gained a lot of weight during this period of time."


    "The face is round and lovely."


    "When Li Tiezhu comes, it''s the carnival of Huang laoguai in the mushroom house. If you don''t cook, you can still order."


    "I want steamed meat, too."


    "As we all know, mushroom house has two versions, Huang Sanshi version and Li Tiezhu version."


    "Tianba should be delicious."


    "My serious brother? Why don''t you come out?"


    Jingling bell


    The phone rang again.


    Peng Yuchang ran in to answer the phone. A man obviously pinching his nose said, "hello? Is it a mushroom house? I want to order..."


    Peng Yuchang ran: "iron pillar, wait a minute. I''ll call Mr. Huang to come in and talk to you."


    In order to make a new film, Peng Yuchang has begun to learn Southwest Mandarin.


    On the other side, there was a sneer in the car.


    Li Tiezhu opened the loudspeaker. He let go of his hand holding his nose and said strangely, "it''s impossible! My voice has changed. How can he hear it? Did the program team miss the topic?"


    Fang Bo said, "don''t pretend. You, I and Xu Shan fight. We can''t pretend. Everyone can hear it."


    Xu Shan contends: "besides trump voice and special way of speaking, his clam flavour Qingdao dialect, your trump can not be installed."


    Li Tiezhu refused: "My Mandarin is very standard."


    "Hello! Is it an iron pillar?"


    Huang Sanshi''s voice on the phone sounded slightly mocking.


    Li Tiezhu is still struggling: "I''m not Li Tiezhu. Is your side a mushroom house? I order."


    Huang Sanshi laughed.


    He Ling said, "this silly child, aren''t you an iron pillar or a steel egg?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "er... Steel eggs don''t sound good."


    Fang Bo could not help but Tucao: "yes, you make complaints about iron pillar, beautiful!"


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t talk to Fang Chai dog. Tie Zhu, you''re coming to the mushroom house, aren''t you? Well, just now two girls ordered old duck soup and Dongpo elbow respectively, and a boy ordered scallion noodles."


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously said, "do you have noodles at home?"


    Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo looked at each other and began to shake their heads. This is an occupational disease.


    That Peng Peng also laughed happily.


    Huang Sanshi said, "there''s no noodles. I''ll buy them later. In addition, Peng Peng wants steamed meat, Mr. He wants mutton soup, and I want pickled crucian carp. You''re good at this."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, OK, no problem. Hey? No! Didn''t we order? Why did you order?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "no matter who orders, don''t you do it in the end? Whoever orders is the same."


    Li Tiezhu: "it seems very reasonable... Shall we meet in the market? Go shopping together?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t be so troublesome. We''ll transfer the money to you through wechat. You can buy it. We''re drinking coffee. We''re not free."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Huang Sanshi: "ah, what? Hurry up and see what you can do for everyone at noon. That''s it. Hang up."


    Li Tiezhu: "goodbye, Miss Huang."


    Toot~


    After hanging up the phone, he Ling smiled and patted his thigh: "hahaha, iron pillars are so cute. Alas... I came to the mushroom house to cook specially. I even bought vegetables."


    Peng Yuchang: "one said one, iron pillar cooking is really delicious."


    Huang Sanshi: "is it better than what I made?"


    Peng Yuchang was instantly serious: "that''s not true. I still have this desire for survival."


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.


    "Huang Sanshi is worthy of being an old fox. Li Tiezhu will be lame if he flickers."


    "Instead of letting Li Tiezhu order, he ordered a lot of food himself. That''s OK!"


    "Interesting. I''m tired of taking orders every time."


    "It''s a little too much to eat mutton soup. It''s like hot pot. It''s a super big dish."


    "Huang Sanshi will order. Pickled cabbage crucian carp is Li Tiezhu''s specialty. He showed his hand when he was four ha."


    On the other side, Xu Shan looked at Li Tiezhu silently: "I went to the mushroom house to torture Mr. Huang. Why did you do this again? Let''s go shopping with you."


    Fang Bo: "why do you say it again?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "last time he came, he cooked all the way."


    Fang Bo: "all right! I''ll order spicy diced rabbit."


    Xu Shanzheng: "why did you order it?"


    Fang Bo: "he cooks, not us."


    Xu Shan argued and wiped his head. "That''s right! We don''t have to cook. I''ll order a white cut chicken."


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused: "ah! Yes, why did I cook in the mushroom house?"


    Although the IQ has risen, the Han Qi is still there.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone rang: Huang Sanshi.


    "Just a little money? How can you buy so many dishes?"


    Xu Shan argued: "you can advance money yourself. If the program team doesn''t shoot, the audience won''t know."


    Li Tiezhu: "that makes sense... But why should I advance money?"


    Fang Bo: "because you can''t cook, isn''t it a shame?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Soon, the three of Li Tiezhu came to the vegetable market in the town by car. As soon as they got off the bus, another program group''s car also arrived. A beautiful girl jumped out of the car, yelled and ran towards Li Tiezhu, which scared Fang Bo and Xu Shan to retreat.

 Chapter 219

    "Master! Master!"


    Yang Feiyue hopped around Li Tiezhu, making the flesh on the baby''s fat face tremble.


    Fang Bo asked Li Tiezhu, "who is it?"


    Yang Feiyue is a newcomer and has hardly any popularity in the circle.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Yang Feiyue is a newcomer to penguin culture. He is an agent with me. He just won the championship in a penguin King''s comprehensive. What program is it?"


    Yang Feiyue: "call" sister rush forward ", a program with low ratings."


    Xu Shan contends with a smile: "black your debut program?"


    Yang Feiyue: "good teacher Shan Zheng, good teacher Fang Bo! I''m not black. I really don''t have any ratings. It seems that the highest issue is only 10 million."


    Xu Shanzheng said, "I know you. Go to search, female version of Li Tiezhu."


    Yang Feiyue: "that''s someone else''s misunderstanding. I''m different from master. I look good."


    Fang Bo teased her and said, "do you say your master is ugly?"


    Yang Feiyue looked at Fang Bo carefully: "it depends on who you compare with. My master is a good-looking type. After all, you are still in the circle."


    Fang Bo: "it''s really a teacher and apprentice!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "fly over, don''t be big or small. Mr. Fang Bo, it''s not ugly. It''s called being creative."


    Yang Feiyue: "uncanny workmanship?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you haven''t graduated from junior high school. Can you still use idioms?"


    Yang Feiyue: "I learned from watching TV. Isn''t it great?"


    Xu Shan asked Fang Bo: "can you say so, don''t hate two words?"


    Fang Bo said, "no, no, the only thing I can''t provoke in the circle is Li Tiezhu. Now his teachers and disciples are working together, and I dare not move."


    Four people walked towards the vegetable market.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and asked Yang Feiyue, "Why are you here? How much is the announcement fee?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "I don''t have any money! Brother Meng said it was your relationship that brought it in. Because I am good at farming, people promised, otherwise I can''t get on this program."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "it''s true."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu was brought by Xu Shan because of his good effect on the program. He is not a movie star.


    In addition, another consideration is that the rabbit''s funds are very limited. There is no roadshow funds or program funds. It''s also good to bring Li Tiezhu to fight the rabbit. After all, Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo also participated.


    For Yang Feifei''s arrival, the barrage said it was confused:


    "Who is this?"


    "Can all cats and dogs go to the mushroom house?"


    "Is she really Li Tiezhu''s disciple? Isn''t that Cheng Dalong''s disciple?"


    "This is the champion of Yang Feifei''s" sister rushes forward ", although I haven''t seen the program."


    "Is this face whole?"


    "Don''t get excited upstairs. This sister was dug out by Li Tiezhu, so she called him master."


    "I saw tiktok live."


    "Dream three draft seems to be."


    "At the beginning, I searched the female version of Li Tiezhu."


    "I still remember how she made Nie Yuansheng loveless..."


    "When I first came, I met Fang Bo. This sister can do it!"


    "I have learned the essence of Li Tiezhu."


    "This one doesn''t eat on her face. She''s a silly sister."


    "Like Li Tiezhu, Yang Feiyue is from the countryside."


    After arriving at the vegetable market, Yang Feiyue jumped into the nearby live bird shop: "master, I''ll pick a duck to make old duck soup."


    The boss gave her one. Yang Feiyue pinched the duck''s throat and said angrily, "boss, you lied to me. The duck''s trachea is so thin, half a year at most! I want an old duck!"


    Then, ignoring the boss, he went in, grabbed a deep feathered duck with his bare hands, pinched the trachea, touched the sternum, and finally pulled the sole of the duck''s foot and said to Li Tiezhu, "master, is this an old duck?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes, it''s OK just two years."


    After weighing the duck, Yang Feiyue took it and left. The duck fluttered desperately.


    Xu Shan argued, "what are you doing? You haven''t killed yet."


    Yang Feiyue: "kill yourself! If they kill, they will charge more money?"


    Xu Shan quarreled and said, "can you kill?"


    Yang Feiyue: "yes!"


    Xu Shan was speechless.


    The barrage was suddenly surprised:


    "Oh! It really deserves to be the female version of Li Tiezhu."


    "It''s amazing to be able to tell the age of ducks."


    "Can you kill ducks? Really?"


    "The girl''s technique of catching ducks is extremely skilled. It''s pink."


    "At first glance, I thought she was a annoying traffic star, but I didn''t expect she was a female Han Han."


    "I haven''t seen her show. I like it now."


    "What does she do? Sing or act on TV?"


    After buying ducks, Li Tiezhu bought two sheep bones, four kilograms of mutton and mutton offal. That''s all. He has spent 300 yuan. Then I bought elbows, rabbits, pork, chickens and two crucian carp. In addition, I also bought noodles, rice noodles and some side dishes and vegetarian dishes.


    The total cost was 756 yuan, and Li Tiezhu paid 241.5 yuan in advance.


    Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue are both old hands in picking vegetables and bargaining. Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo can only be responsible for carrying vegetables.


    Yang Feiyue is more ruthless than Li Tiezhu. He wants gifts after cutting the price.


    "The boss gave me some onions!"


    "Aunt, I''ll get some coriander!"


    "The pepper is very cute. Can uncle give me some self-defense?"


    "This crab is so cute, sir... Ah! No."


    "Sister, give me one of your cabbage. Look at all the dishes we''ve bought."


    Anyway, Yang Feiyue saved Li Tiezhu a lot of money.


    After buying all the dishes, the four drove to the mushroom house. When they passed the river where Li Tiezhu and Xiao Yueyue caught fish, Yang Feiyue also lamented for a long time. If the weather was hot, she would also catch some roasted ones to eat.


    In the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi sat in the pavilion with his legs to drink coffee, greeted Liu Yuan and song Zhuer, and he Ling poured coffee for them.


    Huang Sanshi joked, "Zhu Er came early today. That one is still buying vegetables."


    Liu Yuan was stunned and realized that he was talking about Li Tiezhu. He also smiled: "I have heard a lot about him and have never seen him before. My ears have been worn out in the crew. Zhu Er talks about Li Tiezhu every day..."


    He thought, I''m not miserable, the other is miserable. Chasing songzhuer was forced to watch the kissing video. It''s terrible!


    Songzhu''er tilted his head: "there are no little frogs. It''s a pity that the little frogs hibernate."


    He Ling shook his head: "what brain circuit does this girl have? We''re talking about Li Tiezhu."


    Songzhu''er said again, "I''ll go and see the sheep baa..."


    Then she took a knife from the corner.


    Peng Yuchang, who teased little h, was startled: "what are you doing, bamboo son? What are you doing with a knife?"


    Matsushita: "I''ll cut some grass over there and feed it. What''s the matter?"


    Peng Yuchang: "no, nothing."


    Songzhuer jumped away: "strange."


    He Ling: "Peng Peng thought that songzhuer had killed the sheep. He was startled."


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t pay attention to songzhuer. You can''t talk to her normally. Have you finished shooting Kyushu? When will it be broadcast?"


    Liu Yuan: "it will be broadcast in years. Don''t mention it. It''s terrible to play with her... The brain circuit is too strange."


    Huang Sanshi sympathized: "don''t be afraid! Someone came to clean her up today. Do you like scallion noodles?"


    Liu Yuan: "I don''t like it."


    "If you don''t like it, why don''t you order it?"


    "Pine and bamboo forced me not to order complex dishes. I said I was afraid of tiring Li Tiezhu."


    "OK..."


    Then there was an exclamation outside:


    "Ah! Iron pillar!!!"


    After a while, Fang Bo and Xu Shan went into the courtyard with vegetables.


    Liu Yuan and Peng Yuchang quickly called people and took the dishes.


    He Ling asked them to come over for coffee.


    Xu Shan make complaints about the clothes, and Tucao: "girls in this year are not so reserved. They rush to me, push me away, jump Li Tiezhu up and get me a gray."


    Liu Yuan: "have you kissed?"


    Peng Yuchang also curiously stretched his neck and asked.


    He Ling: "you bad guys."


    Fang Bo said, "Yang Feiyue is next to me as a light bulb, but it''s on, otherwise he may kiss."


    Xu Shanzheng also smiled: "I''m so convinced! We slipped away knowingly. The little girl clubbed there with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right hand. She asked if songzhuer came to kill the sheep. Songzhuer ignored her, so she held the duck and asked if songzhuer would kill the duck. I''m so happy!"


    The lantern was startled: "Ga!"


    The barrage is also curious:


    "Why not give the video directly? I don''t listen to you, I want to see it!"


    "It is estimated that children should not."


    "Yang Feiyue can really do such a thing, light bulb!"


    "A pine bamboo son and a Yang Feiyue, the female guests in this period are not normal!"


    "These two people can''t fight, can they?"


    "Two neuropathy in this period."


    "Cut the video of Li Tiezhu quickly!"


    "The lantern is scared to death. Yang Feiyue will kill the duck."


    Then, the picture switched to Li Tiezhu. Songzhu''er had separated from Li Tiezhu. He looked strangely at Yang Feifei next to Li Tiezhu, with some hostility in his eyes: "who is she?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "her name is Yang Feiyue..."


    Yang Feiyue took a live chicken and a live duck and bowed: "Hello, Shiniang! I''m Yang Feiyue, the new shrimp, and iron pillar is my master."


    Pine and bamboo blossomed happily in an instant: "Hey, hey... Don''t be afraid, this program covers you! Go, go, take you to find sheep baa, cut grass and feed sheep."


    Yang Feiyue: "no, I have to go back to kill chickens and ducks."


    Matsushita: "can you kill?"


    Yang Feiyue nodded.


    Songzhu''er grabbed the turkey and dragged Yang Feiyue away: "go, go, go, I''ll see you kill from a distance. I don''t dare to kill those with legs."


    Yang Feiyue: "then I''ll cut off their legs first and then kill them!"


    Matsushita: "that''s not so..."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged and followed the two girls into the courtyard of the mushroom house.


    After putting things away, Li Tiezhu introduced Yang Feiyue, met Liu Yuan, the male leader of Kyushu, and sat down to drink.


    Over there, the chicken screamed.


    When the crowd looked, they were surprised to find that Yang Feifei had cut the chicken''s throat and was bleeding into a bowl with the chicken''s feet.


    Songzhuer rushed out of the kitchen with a plastic basin, and then ran back in fear:


    "Hum... Mom!"


    Finally, she put the basin on her head and hid in the kitchen door. She liked to see the dishes.


    Or Li Tiezhu took the kettle and basin to help Yang Feiyue.


    He Ling said with a smile, "it''s really worthy of being a female version of Li Tiezhu. Like Li Tiezhu in the previous issue, he consciously works and cooks when he comes."


    Huang Sanshi: "hehe, Li Tiezhu kills fish and Yang Feifei kills chicken! This girl is really powerful!"

 Chapter 220

    Xu Shan Zheng was startled and pulled his shiny skull: "what''s the matter with this girl? She said she would kill chickens and ducks. I thought she was joking. She was so brave?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "it''s not only killing, but also quite refreshing. It''s solved with a knife. It''s more sharp than me. Tut tut... I don''t understand."


    Fang Bo also wondered: "what do stars train now? Do you ask teachers to teach them?"


    Liu Yuan was stunned and said for a long time, "I''m scared to death. The blood in that hand..."


    Although he has been acting for several years, he is only 19 years old this year. Last year, he became the hottest newcomer by starring in Tang tan. The female artists he usually meets are delicate and soft. How can he have seen this battle!


    Peng Yuchang didn''t say anything directly. He smiled with a rotten face and scared the baby to death.


    He Ling turned on the electric heater and said with a smile, "otherwise, do you think the female version of Li Tiezhu has a false reputation? She is not like Li Tiezhu in character, but born like Li Tiezhu. She is also a rural child. She dropped out of junior high school and went to work in the city. She was cheated and cheated. Later, she was finally brought into the world by Li Tiezhu. Killing chickens is common to her."


    He knew that Yang Feifei had a relationship with him and didn''t know him, so he did some homework in advance. After all, he got the highest pay.


    Huang Sanshi said, "that''s no wonder. It''s not easy for the child."


    After the blood was drained, Li Tiezhu released the chicken and scalded it in the basin. Then he and Yang Feifei began to pluck their hair together. Until the hair was pulled out, pine and bamboo dared to run over and watch closely.


    "Flying sister, you are so powerful! I only dare to kill fish."


    "What''s the matter? If I didn''t have enough strength, I would dare to kill a pig."


    "Are you really from the countryside?"


    "Yes! I can do farm work. I can peel corn the most. My father can''t peel me! I can peel 400 kilograms a day!"


    "Ah? The corn is so tender, how can it peel quickly?"


    "It''s all old corn."


    Li Tiezhu burned a bundle of straw and burned the small fluff on the chicken.


    Yang Feiyue volunteered to cut the chicken, so Li Tiezhu went to boil the water and kill the duck later.


    Songzhuer wanted to help, but he couldn''t get in. Yang Feiyue was skilled. He took out and put the chicken gizzards, heart and intestines, and washed the chicken again.


    After that, they went to the pavilion to drink water.


    Yang Feifei suddenly saw the lantern and his eyes lit up: "Hey! It''s a muscovy duck. The Muscovy duck is delicious. Master! There''s a Muscovy Duck here..."


    "Ga!"


    The colored lights fluttered away in fear.


    Everyone laughed. Yang Feiyue was more terrible than Li Tiezhu in the eyes of the small animals in the mushroom house.


    He Ling said, "that muscovy duck is called Lantern. It''s a pet in the mushroom house. This can''t be eaten."


    Yang Feiyue said regretfully, "it''s quite fat."


    Huang Sanshi asked, "how old are you this year?"


    Yang Feiyue: "eighteen, adult."


    "How long have you been working?"


    "Almost four years."


    "What do you know? Are you a singer or an actor?"


    "Ah? I can''t do anything except farm work and housework. I can''t sing or act."


    "Then what are you doing?"


    "Go out and make money!"


    "What are you doing to make money?"


    "On the show!"


    "You... I''ve been fooled by you. After you made your debut, you pointed to mixed variety shows to make money?"


    "I wanted to sing, but my master said I was dystonic. The music teacher of the small program group was angry with me for two months."


    "How did you get the title of that program?"


    "The audience Voted! Those who watched the program didn''t understand music or acting."


    There was another burst of friendly laughter. There are not many female artists who are so open-minded and good at self blackening these days. Today they are all gathered in the mushroom house.


    Songzhu''er said, "sister Feiyue, don''t lose heart. I can''t do anything. Don''t I still make money? In fact, I''m not very good at acting. My popularity depends on my appearance now. Contrary to teacher Fang Bo, female artists are different from male artists!"


    Yang Feiyue: "thank you, Shiniang."


    Fang Bo: "hey? Why did I lie down with a gun?"


    Matsushita: "praise you."


    Fang Bo: "


    He Ling smiled: "brother Bo, how does it feel to be praised?"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s estimated that it''s no different from being humiliated."


    When Li Tiezhu cooked the water, Yang Feiyue began to kill the duck again. Songzhuer dared to watch and screamed more bitterly than the duck.


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage looked very surprised:


    "This girl named Yang Feifei is amazing, isn''t she? Why not fire?"


    "I''ve just made my debut. I don''t have any talent, but I''m a powder in killing chickens and taking out internal organs."


    "It''s good for her and songzhuer!"


    "I didn''t expect that in addition to Li Tiezhu, songzhuer could find someone who matched the brain circuit."


    "I caught up with my sister running forward. I like flying over my sister."


    "I like Yang Feiyue and songzhu''er all girls."


    "I''m an old man who can''t kill chickens."


    "At first glance, I''m a bitter child. I like this girl."


    "Do you know what she has?"


    "She doesn''t have any works, because my sister can''t do anything!"


    After eleven o''clock, Li Tiezhu began to cook sheep bone soup. I also cut some pickles and pickled peppers, fried chicken offal to make Sao Zi, and had chicken offal noodles in Lamb Soup at noon.


    Of course, brother Liu Yuan wanted scallion noodles, and Li Tiezhu prepared one for him alone.


    Liu Yuan ate scallion noodles and looked at other people''s chicken noodles. He was greedy. His eyes looked at Pine and bamboo.


    Li Tiezhu carried a huge basin as usual and stamped on the table.


    Lunch is simple and dinner is rich, which is the custom of mushroom house.


    For the whole six sides, Li Tiezhu was the first to eat, and then showed his mobile phone: "I paid 241.5 yuan in advance for buying vegetables. Who will reimburse?"


    He Ling almost choked and laughed.


    Huang Sanshi said, "we don''t have any money. It''s impossible for the program team to reimburse you. Otherwise, there''s the last piece of our radish field on the hillside of the back mountain. Why don''t you pull out the radish and pay back?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "yes."


    Huang Sanshi asked, "how is the price?"


    Next to a group of cold face staff, the director, with a "huge cold" face, said: "give you twice the market price, a dollar a kilo of radish."


    He Ling covered his mouth and smiled: "you have to dig more than 200 kilograms of radishes! Is that too much?"


    Peng Yuchang lowered his head to dry noodles: "is there 200 kilograms of radish in that soil?"


    Director: "I don''t care."


    Li Tiezhu said: "there are not many turnips of 200 kg. We can earn some money. We can buy some vegetables at night and eat them tomorrow."


    Peng Yuchang is surprised. Is it so fierce? He put a little into his bowl in the extra half catty basin in the middle. He had to clip it, but it was empty.


    Yang Feiyue picked up basin, pulled all noodles into his bowl, and then quickly put spices and yards.


    Peng Yuchang swallowed his mouth: "sister Feiyue, can you eat it? There must be three or two sides?"


    Yang Feiyue''s face was bulging, and his mouth still contained a big mouth: "even seven can get down."


    Sure enough, Yang Feiyue, like a water pump, sucked and breathed. After a few mouthfuls, he dried the lower half of the bowl of noodles, took a water cup, poured a few mouthfuls of water, and buried himself in eating.


    The pines and bamboos nearby also added half a bowl, and they also ate heartily.


    Peng Yuchang: "two sisters, don''t your agents ask you to eat less? Don''t you keep your figure?"


    Yang Feiyue drank noodle soup: "Gulu, Gulu, you will be hungry if you don''t eat!"


    Songzhuer said, "it''s good to be fat! You don''t understand appreciation."


    Peng Yuchang looked at Huang Sanshi: "Miss Huang, they eat very well."


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "it''s a blessing to eat. I don''t agree with girls in the entertainment industry to go on a diet. It''s bad for their health, and the thin aesthetic is not good at all."


    Xu Shanzheng patted his stomach: "that''s right. When Mr. Huang and I are small and fresh meat, the aesthetics of the entertainment industry will be normal."


    Fang Bo: "then I''m Wu Yanzu from Qingdao."


    When there was not a drop of noodle soup left, Yang Feiyue belched contentedly: "ha! It''s so comfortable."


    Peng Yuchang hasn''t finished yet: "so fast? Sister, can''t you swallow your meal?"


    Yang Feiyue was at a loss: "don''t you chew? How can I eat if you don''t swallow? There''s something wrong with your wording. I can''t do anything. I won''t be the first in dry food!"


    Peng Yuchang: "


    Yang Feiyue wiped his mouth and said to the program team, "director, I''ll dry the chicken and duck feathers later. How much do I sell them to you? Chicken feathers can be used as chicken feather dusters and duck feathers can be used as down jackets. It''s a two-year old duck. Duck feather thieves are warm..."


    Peng Yuchang and he Ling were stunned. Is there such an operation?


    Director: "ten dollars."


    Yang Feiyue: "haven''t you lived in the countryside? Do you still shoot variety shows with rural themes here? Chicken feathers are at least eight yuan and duck feathers are more than twenty. Give an integer, thirty."


    Director: "... Ah! OK."


    He really doesn''t understand.


    Songzhu''er and yourong Yan took Yang Feifei''s shoulder: "well done! They made some money for our iron pillar."


    Yang Feiyue regretted: "I knew I would buy a live rabbit and kill it myself. The rabbit skin is also valuable..."


    After lunch, he Ling made tea. Everyone had a rest and began to chat.


    Yang Feiyue and song Zhuer compare their stomachs to see who has a round stomach. In the end, Yang Feiyue, who eats the most, wins and becomes a ball. When it comes to the round thing, they naturally transition to the question why Xu Shan''s head is so round. The two had a slightly heated discussion.


    Xu Shan, who is chatting with Fang Bo and Huang Sanshi, turns his eyes frequently and discusses my head problems face to face. Can''t he keep his voice down?


    Li Tiezhu cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and Peng Yuchang went to wash the dishes.


    He Ling peeled the fruit and asked Li Tiezhu, "pillar, what are your plans in the new year? You want to take the Nortel exam, right?"


    Over there, songzhuer raised his hand and said, "I''ll take him to the exam! If he can''t pass the exam, there''s a black curtain."


    Nortel teacher Huang Sanshi shook his head with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I have this plan. I''m mending some knowledge recently, but I''m halfway out. It may be a little difficult."


    He Ling said, "it''s all right. I''m sure you can pass the exam. You just finished the art exam in four or five years. The mushroom house will start recording in the second season. Are you interested in coming?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t want to say, "of course, I want to come. I like cooking."


    He Ling smiled: "not for two periods, but as a permanent guest. Peng Peng wants to make a film. He is absent from six or seven periods. You can replace him."


    Li Tiezhu: "really? Can I?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "of course. When you come, I''ll just make tea and coffee. How good."


    Knowing that Mr. He and Mr. Huang were helping themselves, Li Tiezhu quickly nodded and said, "OK! I''ll help until brother Peng comes back."


    Peng Yuchang stood not far away with an apron tied: "I''m afraid I can''t come back..."

 Chapter 221

    Huang Sanshi held the tea cup and said with a smile, "hahaha, it scares the child. Don''t worry. It doesn''t matter if you can''t come back. We have iron pillars."


    He Ling: "you are more frightening."


    Peng Yuchang''s hands full of bubbles: "no one of you wash dishes!"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s all right. Next year we''ll find an automatic dishwasher sponsor. Will it be solved soon?"


    Peng Peng smiled back two steps and stepped on little H.


    He Ling comforted: "don''t worry, Miss Huang teases you. Go and wash the bowl first, good!"


    Over there, Xu Shanzheng said, "we''ll shoot the God of medicine next May. Will you have time for Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know either. He looked at Huang Sanshi and he Ling.


    He Ling said, "we record this program once a month, three or four times a week. This season, there are more than 12 issues, plus today''s issue, there are 14 issues."


    Xu Shanzheng: "that''s OK. Anyway, he doesn''t have much play. Just move it away."


    Fang Bo: "are you still looking for Li Tiezhu to act? Ning Shitou was tortured crazy last time. Leng doesn''t make sense!"


    Songzhuer, who was competing with Yang Feiyue to finish an apple first, immediately fought back: "Ning Dao can''t speak drama. He doesn''t know what to say for a long time. Look how fast Tiezhu learned after I translated it for him? Do you think that paragraph was well performed?"


    Yang Feiyue subconsciously said, "yes."


    Fang Bo looked embarrassed and shook his head: "yes, yes! That paragraph was really brilliant, especially when he kicked me, tut tut... There was no sign of acting at all."


    Xu Shanzheng said, "iron pillar has no acting skills, but his temperament is unique. My new film needs his simplicity."


    Matsushita: "my iron pillar is the most naive!"


    Yang Feiyue: "yes."


    Liu Yuan snickered aside. He couldn''t resist one pine and bamboo. Now it''s two. He didn''t dare to speak.


    Li Tiezhu was a little shy and said, "it''s not as good as you boast!"


    Fang Bo smiled and hugged Huang Sanshi''s neck. He Ling shook the tea in the cup and spilled it.


    Barrage:


    "Xu Shanzheng really dotes on Li Tiezhu. He takes him with him in all films."


    "I always think that after the baby ran to form a team with Liu Yuan and Chen Cheng, Xu Shan missed the baby very much. Iron pillar is a little like his temperament."


    "That makes sense!"


    "Once said, in the trailer of" happy heart ", Li Tiezhu performed really well."


    "No one loves me, Peng Peng? My status is not guaranteed!"


    "Don''t feel bad! Iron pillars are more fragrant!"


    "More fragrant iron pillar + 1"


    "The next season is scheduled. Li Tiezhu will catch up every issue."


    "Li Tiezhu''s nail cutting is born for variety. It''s fun from SiHa to mushroom house, as well as big and small Wang and masked singers."


    After resting for an hour, he began to work again.


    Huang Sanshi took he Ling, Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo. Four old people pickled dried turnips at home. This is the harvest of the mushroom house. They are ready to pickle them and pack them into small jars to take them home as gifts for today''s guests.


    Peng Yuchang took the young man to change his rain boots, put on his basket and went to the hillside to pull out turnips. Although the weather is sunny today, it rained yesterday and the mountain roads are slippery.


    Songzhuer exaggerated the one-piece waterproof suit on the ship.


    Peng Yuchang laughed: "sister, it''s to pull out the radish, not to beat the millet! The radish doesn''t grow in the paddy field."


    Songzhuer rolled his eyes: "I know, but I''m sure I can wrestle."


    Yang Feiyue: "yes."


    Peng Yuchang and Liu Yuan walked in front. The two girls walked in the middle. Li Tiezhu put a hoe on his back and pressed the array at the end. The five walked along the path on the right side of the mushroom house, crossed the stream from a two or three meter wooden bridge, and then walked hundreds of meters along the stream before they began to climb the mountain.


    The mountain road is not muddy, but the mossy stones are particularly slippery.


    Peng Yuchang and Liu Yuan walked seven crooked. After all, they were all children in the city and didn''t walk such a steep and slippery mountain road.


    Yang Feiyue walked steadily, his face was not red, and he was not breathing. He also talked with the bamboo fungus. What kind of perfume did you spray?


    Song bamboo was walking with fear: "no perfume, it''s pickled and tasty."


    As soon as the pine and bamboo slip, they crawl on the ground and slide down the mountain road.


    Li Tiezhu grabbed her and lifted her up.


    Songzhu''er looked indifferent: "fly over, do you usually make up much?"


    Yang Feifei looked back. Alas, why did Shiniang blink? Leng Leng said, "I only make up when I record programs. I don''t make up at ordinary times. Cosmetics are old and expensive."


    Songzhuer panted and climbed up: "I usually don''t make up, but I have many programs, many TV dramas, too much melting, the taste is heavy, and I can''t wash it clean..."


    Yang Feiyue looked at songzhu''er walking in front of her: "Oh! I''ll make up less."


    Matsushita jumped: "I know a friend of Tiezhu who doesn''t wear makeup and smells delicious, Zhao Liya... Lose ~"


    Pine and bamboo fell and slid down the hillside.


    Li Tiezhu grabbed songzhu''er, picked her up and wiped the mud on her back.


    Pine bamboo son said, "it''s the kind of milk fragrance. I lived with her that night and smelled it all. Tut tut..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help slapping her on the ass: "spicy claw, don''t talk and walk well."


    "Oh!"


    Songzhuer put the basket on his back and ran to the front.


    Yang Feiyue said, "master, sister zhu''er''s limbs are uncoordinated."


    Li Tiezhu: "her brain is not coordinated."


    After taking two more steps, Yang Feiyue said, "sister zhu''er said to take me to her crew to play dragon tricks. She was very kind to me."


    A voice came from one side: "you''re welcome! They''re all from their own family, hey, hey..."


    Yang Feiyue was startled. Why did Shiniang disappear?


    At this time, songzhu''er was trapped in the ferns, his expression was calm, and even crossed his legs. He was still nagging: "I''m also an old artist in the film and television industry. I''m not ashamed to mix with me."


    Obviously, it fell again.


    Li Tiezhu sighed and pulled her out. He didn''t dare to let her go. He carried her basket with one hand and picked it up directly during wrestling.


    Finally, the party reached the hillside, which was a large turnip field.


    Pine and bamboo growled to pull out the radish. Liu Yuan and Peng Yuchang also tried twice. It was difficult to pull out. The ground that had rained was very sticky.


    Yang Feiyue took out the sickle from the basket and easily pried out the radish.


    Li Tiezhu dug one by one with a hoe. Peng Yuchang and Liu Yuan were responsible for loading turnips. Song Zhuer was still stubbornly pulling turnips and singing while pulling them:


    "Pull out the radish! Hey! Pull out the radish! Hey, hey, pull out the radish..."


    Bi said that the turnips in this land grow very well. They are big, round and water smart.


    Half an hour later, the radish filled four baskets.


    Li Tiezhu asked zhu''er and Fei Fei to stay here and dig turnips. The three boys went back first.


    Liu Yuan and Peng Yuchang each have a cup building. There is a small basket in front of Li Tie''s column and a large basket behind him. They weigh more than 100 kilograms. They are still walking fast on the mountain road.


    When Li Tiezhu came back, songzhu''er sat in her own empty basket playing with her mobile phone in an extremely strange posture.


    Peng Yuchang and Liu Yuan laughed for the first time and squatted on the ground and couldn''t stand up.


    Yang Feiyue put down his hoe and apologized, "I''m full of mud. I''m afraid I''ll dirty her clothes, so I didn''t help her. I''m waiting for you."


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "spicy claw, how did you get in?"


    Songzhu''er pointed to the radish on one side and complained, "it''s hard for me to pull out other radishes. It''s not serious. I used the boss''s strength, but it pulled out at once. I took a few steps back and sat in and got stuck."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. As soon as he poured down with his basket, the pine bamboo fell to the ground.


    The mud covered pine and bamboo son smiled and said, "thank you, iron pillar. I pulled out five radishes!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re great!"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey..."


    In another half an hour, everyone dug up the turnips in this land and nearly filled five baskets.


    In addition to songzhu''er, everyone carries a basket, and Li Tiezhu still has two baskets. In addition, she has to carry songzhu''er''s collar in her hand, otherwise she will definitely fall.


    When he got to the flat ground, Li Tiezhu let go of pine and bamboo.


    Peng Peng said, "iron pillar, our radish today is at least 300 Jin?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "almost, there should be money."


    "Iron pillar!"


    A pathetic voice came from behind.


    Li Tiezhu looked back and saw that pine and bamboo fell into the river. Fortunately, she was wearing waterproof pants. She was holding a stone on the bank and couldn''t move.


    Li Tiezhu went over and picked her up: "how did you fall down?"


    Matsushita: "I think you went and forgot to turn!"


    Naturally, the barrage will not be without ridicule:


    "Why does iron head baby always wrestle? I came last time."


    "I remember the last time she fell into the canal."


    "Li Tiezhu is either saving spicy claws or on the way to saving spicy claws."


    "Serious brother is really a pet of iron head baby. You see, he has taken care of it all the way. He loves it."


    "These two people are so sweet. Get married quickly!"


    "Give birth in place!"


    "It''s too much to have children. Serious brother, please accept the pursuit of iron head baby."


    "The entertainment industry loves this pair. The old aunt wants you to be together."


    When they returned to the mushroom house, the old four were stunned. The other four were clean. How could pine bamboo be like African refugees? Her face and hair are covered with mud. She works hard enough! Iron pillar won''t let her back. It must be heartache.


    He Ling put a paper towel on the ground: "bamboo has worked hard."


    Matsutake smiled: "Hey, hey... It''s generally hard. I pulled out seven radishes!"


    He Ling smiled and turned and walked away: "Miss Huang, the dirtiest sister pulled out seven turnips in total. She was also very desperate."


    Huang Sanshi: "ho! She''s extraordinary today!"


    Songzhuer wiped her face and went to take a bath. She was ready and brought several sets of clothes.


    Li Tiezhu naturally went to the kitchen, cleaned the chicken, duck, fish, rabbit, mutton and elbow, and began to prepare side dishes and seasonings.


    At noon, the stewed mutton soup was white. Li Tiezhu removed the pot, put a new pot on the shelf, blanch the chicken and duck to remove the fishy smell, put ginger slices, cooking wine and a bundle of shallots, and boil it for two minutes.


    Then fry the sour radish, add water and chop the duck into large pieces, and boil the old duck soup on a small stove.


    Outside, Yang Feiyue and Peng Peng are supervising the director group.


    Director: "a total of 384 kilograms, but there is mud on the radish... Why don''t you wash it?"


    Yang Feiyue: "the washed radish won''t last for a few days. Don''t you know that?


    Director: "er... I''ll give you 384 yuan."


    Yang Feiyue grabbed the money and handed it to Li Tiezhu from the kitchen window.

 Chapter 222

    Peng Yuchang went to the kitchen to light a fire for the firewood stove and said to Yang Feiyue, "I''m a professional fire maker."


    Soon, Peng Peng choked himself to tears.


    Yang Feiyue took over and started the fire in two or three times. Peng Yuchang looked very shameless and said to he Ling, "teacher he, I guess I really can''t come back. Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue told me I''m a waste."


    He Ling patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "don''t be afraid. It''s a great harvest to recognize yourself."


    Fang Bo fell into a well and said, "you know yourself, you sublimate."


    Huang Sanshi: "you are a group of bad guys. Peng Peng is still a good child. Let him participate in the first issue next season. Finding out the gap is conducive to the ratings. Anyway, his pay is low."


    Liu Yuan was silly: "brother Peng, let''s drink tea and be a quiet and beautiful man."


    Peng Yuchang sat down happily.


    Xu Shan argued, "he can be a quiet ugly man at best, ha ha ha."


    Peng Yuchang inexplicably began to say, "teacher Shanzheng is also a quiet bald ugly old man."


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Fang Bo: "these children can''t stay with Li Tiezhu. They will be polluted."


    Matsushita: "iron pillar is so simple. You can''t bully him like this."


    He Ling whispered, "the girl''s iron head skill is powerful. You have to keep your voice down when you speak ill of Li Tiezhu, or you''ll get a hammer."


    Xu Shan argued, "stop it. They''re driving Ning Stone Crazy on the set."


    In the kitchen, Yang Feiyue lit a fire and Li Tiezhu cooked. He quickly prepared some time-consuming dishes in advance, and then came out to drink tea with the old four.


    Then, Li Tiezhu gave Peng Peng money to buy stewed pig feet, spicy lotus root slices and wine.


    It was just over four o''clock. Everyone decided to go out for a walk. Huang Sanshi and Xu Shan argued to stay and look at the dishes and soup in the pot.


    The mushroom house is located at the foot of a hill, back to the mountain, surrounded by water in front, a paddy field on the left, several vegetable fields on the right, and a green bamboo forest in the rear.


    The country roads were bumpy, and the boys and Yang Feiyue walked smoothly. Songzhuer, whose motor cells were underdeveloped, was still leaning around, all carried by Li Tiezhu.


    "Iron pillar, is your hometown such a difficult road?"


    Songzhuer is sweating.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "the road in my hometown is much more difficult than this. You will fall to death."


    "Is there a way harder than this?"


    "The Shu Road is difficult to climb to the sky. Haven''t you learned it? My family is next to the Yi Prefecture. It''s all a mountain of one or two kilometers. My family is halfway up the mountain. It takes two hours to drive from the county to the foot of the mountain. It takes one hour to climb the mountain, and then it takes another 20 minutes to walk a steep mountain road."


    "I really want to go to your house."


    Songzhu''er was just picked out of the grass by Li Tiezhu and said stubbornly.


    He Ling said, "bamboo son, why do you think Li Tiezhu is dead?"


    Liu Yuan replied: "because Tiezhu has a tacit understanding with her and has a good heart. I''m tired of listening to it in the crew."


    He Ling: "how can a heart have a soul?"


    Songzhu''er looked up at Li Tiezhu: "what''s too sweet..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, today''s Dongpo elbow sauce tastes heavy and doesn''t put much sugar. I know you don''t like sweet."


    Songzhuer said again, "that sheep soup..."


    Li Tiezhu: "there are garlic paste and sesame sauce dishes."


    Matsushita: "Oh, that''s good."


    Everyone said secretly, is this NIMA too tacit?


    He Ling: "speaking of it, mushroom house is the first place you met. If you two become matchmakers, Miss Huang and I will be matchmakers."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head.


    Song Zhuer said, "I''ll invite you to have a wedding wine."


    He Ling smiled happily. The girl was also shameless and lovely.


    While walking, Fang Bo sighed that rural life was really leisurely. He Ling had a good talk with him, and Liu Yuan and Peng agreed. Li Tiezhu, song Zhuer and Yang Feiyue were unable to talk in the three brain circuits, talking about more exotic topics.


    Yang Feiyue asked, "Shiniang, do you really need acting skills to play TV dramas? What about reciting lines? I always couldn''t recite texts before..."


    Songzhu''er: "acting in TV dramas certainly requires acting skills, but if you have a good face, you don''t need it. Look at Peng Yuchang, acting skills are good enough? Don''t you rarely play male number one? Look at Liu Yuan, people are good-looking. They can play detective Tang without acting skills."


    Liu Yuan and Peng Yuchang in front looked at each other and pretended not to hear. They couldn''t provoke.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you don''t need acting skills to be ugly! Don''t you see me in a movie?"


    Yang Feiyue: "master, Shiniang, that means I can also play TV?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that won''t work. You''re not red enough."


    Songzhuer said, "you should go to hot search more. I have experience in this field. You should learn to self black. I''m good at self black and go to hot search every three or five times."


    Yang Feiyue: "I''m so stupid. Do I still need to black myself?"


    Matsushita: "I still want it. Others don''t know how stupid you are across the screen."


    Yang Feiyue: "that makes sense!"


    When he reached the hillside diagonally opposite, Yang Feifei''s eyes flashed and suddenly climbed up the slope. He was vigorous and sensitive. In a short time, he came to a field. Moreover, there was an old man pulling grass in the field.


    Peng Peng Leng said, "what is she doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "pick vegetables."


    Yang Feifei said something to the old man. The old man nodded and shouted to Li Tiezhu, "master, let''s pick some pea tips and go back to cook the soup, OK?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! I''m worried that I can''t buy it."


    People in this place don''t eat pea tips, so pea seedlings are crisp, tender and fresh, and no one picks them.


    Songzhuer didn''t understand what the tip of a pea was. He couldn''t help but wonder. He also struggled to climb up the hillside. His action was very stiff.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t go. Be careful of falling."


    Before the words fell, pine and bamboo turned down and sprained their feet.


    "Woo... It hurts!"


    Songzhuer''s eyes are full of tears.


    Li Tiezhu took off her shoes, rubbed her feet, and then pulled and clicked.


    "Does it still hurt?"


    "It doesn''t hurt much, but it still hurts with force."


    "There''s no way. You have to rest for two days. Let me carry you."


    "No, there are a lot of people. I''m sorry."


    Pine and bamboo are slightly pinched.


    Peng Yuchang exaggeratedly grew up and said, "Wow! What have I heard? Iron head doll will be embarrassed?"


    Then, a piece of earth was thrown at him. Peng Peng dodged skillfully and said, "ah! Zhu Er, I was afraid of you before, but now I am not afraid. You hit me! Ah ah..."


    Bang!


    A huge lump of earth fell from the sky.


    After picking the pea tip, Yang Feifei threw a lump at the top of Peng Yuchang''s head. The soil was soft and painless, but it was embarrassing enough.


    Several people nearby laughed with glee.


    Like practicing lightness skills, Yang Feiyue jumped down from above with a big handful of pea tips: "don''t bully my Shiniang."


    Peng Yuchang was not satisfied and was kicked by Yang Fei. They started to fight. Everyone laughed and started to go back.


    Li Tiezhu walked at the end with pine and bamboo on his back.


    When songzhuer whines, it will make people doubt life, because it is too whiny: "iron pillar!"


    Iron head baby generally does not whine, whine up anger and resentment.


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    Matsushita said, "do you like me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "HMM."


    Matsushita: "I just suddenly thought how good it would be for us to build a house in the countryside, have a few dolls and grow vegetables by ourselves?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "forget it. You''ll die at home sooner or later."


    Song Zhuer: "er... Forget it."


    Li Tiezhu: "we are still young. These things are too far away..."


    Matsushita: "Baji!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The little brother of the cameraman in charge of following the camera turned red and had some garlic under his feet. I''m a staff member. Why torture me?


    Matsushita tilted his head and said to the camera brother, "go ahead and take pictures. There''s no need to take pictures here."


    The little brother ran away with relief.


    Li Tiezhu seemed to feel it and deliberately slowed down: "does it still hurt?"


    Songzhu''er put his arms around Li Tiezhu''s neck: "when I''m old and can''t walk, will you carry me?"


    Li Tiezhu was a little moved and nodded.


    Songzhuer said, "do you like male or female dolls?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I like them all."


    Songzhuer said, "our doll will be very smart."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s hard, you and me..."


    Matsushita: "it''s nothing stupid. Just be healthy."


    Li Tiezhu was silent for a while and said, "I''m a scum man now?"


    Songzhuer nodded, "HMM."


    Then, both of them stopped talking. Li Tiezhu went back to the mushroom house with pine and bamboo son with sprained feet on his back, wiped her ankles with safflower oil, and went to cook.


    When Yang Feiyue started, Li Tiezhu was extremely efficient.


    Peng Yuchang has completely become a marginal person. No matter what he wants to help, Yang Feifei will dislike him. Finally, he has to clean up and feed ducks and sheep.


    Originally, because there were many dishes, Huang Sanshi was ready to help. He found that he didn''t need it, so he sat back and chatted.


    Pines and bamboos were limping around, teasing little h, and almost crippled the dog.


    At half past six, a sumptuous dinner was served.


    It can be said that this is the most sumptuous and luxurious meal of the mushroom house in the beginning of the season.


    On the battery stove in the middle is a pot of snow-white mutton soup, next to Dongpo elbow, white chopped chicken, old duck soup, diced spicy rabbit, steamed meat, pickled crucian carp, stewed pig feet and spicy lotus root slices.


    During the dinner, everyone drank a little wine, and songzhuer''s old problem was made again, one cup after another.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care. Soon songzhuer fainted. Li Tiezhu went upstairs and was ready to throw it into the lady''s room. As a result, the drunken songzhuer insisted on kissing, and Li Tiezhu had to manage for three or five minutes.


    Back downstairs, he Ling asked, "is it all right for Zhu Er to drink so much?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "she is used to drinking big wine. This wine is all right. It''s just that she goes to bed early so as not to affect the quality of the program."


    Liu Yuan was surprised: "isn''t it? Zhu Er usually eats and never drinks!"


    Li Tiezhu was also stunned: "ah? Why do I see her drink seven dizzy and eight vegetarian every time?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "because you are here."


    Li Tiezhu said.


    He thought he understood the deep affection of songzhuer for him, but now he suddenly found that what he knew was only the tip of the iceberg. Thinking of some love words she just said, Li Tiezhu suddenly found that the girl usually seemed crazy, but actually shy. She dared to say those words only after drinking wine.

 Chapter 223

    That night, everyone began to play the game as usual, or the usual game of pointing things in mushroom house. This time, they wanted to bully Yang Feiyue and Fang Bo. However, Fang Bo was cunning. After three rounds of competition, he figured out the rules and guessed one by one. Yang Feifei didn''t understand, but she was lucky enough to explode. She never guessed wrong. On the contrary, she was forced by he Ling and Peng Yuchang.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t participate much. He sat aside and chatted with Huang Sanshi. He was rarely free today. He took a day off and thanked Li Tiezhu for his kindness. He told Li Tiezhu some important matters about the Nortel exam, which are very secret but key points.


    The advice from the teacher of Nortel is naturally very precious. Li Tiezhu wrote it down carefully if he did not manage or understand it.


    Yang Feiyue became the favorite of the group when he played. The girl was simple, honest and sharp, which surprised Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo and others. The entertainment circle is really hiding dirt these days! sure.


    Liu Yuan and Peng Yuchang are not the enemies of Yang Feifei at all. They often fight with each other in one sentence.


    For example, Liu Yuan said, "flying sister, you look good. Why don''t you follow the jade girl style?"


    Yang Feiyue: "I can''t pretend to force."


    What else can Liu Yuan say?


    For another example, Peng Yuchang asked, "if you sign up for a training class to improve your acting skills, you should be able to take a lot of plays in the future."


    Yang Feiyue said, "doesn''t it cost money to apply for the training class? Besides, how can I learn it! I can''t even learn how to mix milk tea."


    It was a little late. He Ling began to advertise the cue process.


    "Liu Yuan, when will your play be on?"


    "Ten years later, the tenth day of the first month."


    "What are the characteristics of this play?"


    "This is a very excellent online adaptation, and the fan group is very large. I hope we can hand in a satisfactory answer. No matter the screenwriter, director, actor and later stage, everyone is actually very attentive, because it is well written, and we also hope to continue the high standard."


    I have to say that Liu Yuan is very talkative. He can mix into a billion box office gentleman at a young age, which is not a false reputation.


    He Ling asked again, "what interesting things did your crew have during shooting? Can you share them?"


    Liu Yuan smiled. There are too many interesting things to share. Most of them make complaints about pine nuts. He thought for a while and said, "the most interesting thing is the performance of the natural bamboo. The feather itself is a little sister. Even the pine nut doesn''t even play. But she often gets too top, making me always unable to hold her lines, and then she can''t play the technique."


    After clicking on Kyushu, the next is "in full bloom". The golden partnership between Fang Bo and Xu Shan naturally attracts people''s attention, but Li Tiezhu''s film initial experience is also quite expected.


    Finally, of course, he also talked about the release of those things about the rabbit that year. As a "director and screenwriter", Li Tiezhu was asked a little more.


    He Ling: "Tiezhu, do you have any expectations for the rabbit''s box office?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t understand! If you are willing to take it, you don''t expect anything else."


    He Ling hesitated: "the Internet says you can''t direct or write a play, but with these two titles, it''s something like that."


    Yang Feiyue: "it''s a little deceptive. I think it''s said on the Internet."


    Others laugh. On this program, sister, you should be more subtle and be so cruel to your own master?


    Li Tiezhu said: "I wrote the story of the rabbit. It was originally a public welfare film. Everyone has signed up for many positions in order to attract more audiences."


    He Ling: "if the rabbit box office is good, will you be a director in the future? Like Fang Bo and Xu Shan."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''d better learn acting first. No one knows what will happen in the future."


    After another advertisement, the people slept, the boys slept in the big bunk, and Yang Feiyue and songzhuer slept in the small room.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s hard to fly over. If spicy claws drink wine, they will snore at night. Hold on."


    Yang Feiyue: "it''s all right. I beat her louder."


    So, in the middle of the night, a group of boys fought against the landlord at the head of the bed. Because they couldn''t sleep, the snoring of the two next door was really too loud.


    After ten o''clock the next day, the boys got up, including Li Tiezhu. They really went to bed too late.


    Li Tiezhu came out after washing and found that Yang Feiyue had been busy in the kitchen and cooked noodles for everyone.


    "Where''s the spicy claw?"


    "Let''s herd the sheep."


    There are seven big names and two pots on the firewood stove. The bottom material has been made. Yang Feiyue is licking mutton soup inside.


    Li Tiezhu was still confused: "what sheep?"


    "Tianba."


    "What are you doing herding sheep?"


    "Shiniang said that the sheep without exercise were not delicious, so she took them out for a walk."


    "Isn''t her foot sprained?"


    "You can walk on tiptoe."


    Yang Feiyue began to cut the shallots.


    Li Tiezhu was not at ease. He was ready to go out and have a look. As soon as he went out, he saw that songzhuer was disabled and determined in the distance, leading Tianba across the river. Tianba didn''t dare to walk on the narrow wooden bridge. Pine and bamboo stood on tiptoe and pulled hard.


    One person and one sheep are like tug of war. The cameraman who followed her almost fell into the river with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help rolling his eyes: "you''re free. Why are you walking sheep? Are you crazy?"


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about catching up, but make complaints about it. It''s too late.


    "Baa, baa..."


    Tianba had excellent balance and could walk across the single wooden bridge. He was dragged by pine and bamboo and rolled into the river.


    Songzhuer has great strength. He pulls Tianba up in three or two times, and then... He presses Tianba down on the grass and begins to wipe it.


    Li Tiezhu ran over: "what are you doing?"


    Matsushita: "it fell into the river. I''ll dry it."


    Tianba: "baa ~"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless and ran home with the sheep: "go back and bake it."


    Matsushita: "what are you baking?"


    Li Tiezhu ran away: "roast sheep, roast what."


    Songzhuer was overjoyed and followed her back on tiptoe.


    Li Tiezhu wiped Tianba with a towel and turned on the electric heater to bake it. It was shivering with cold.


    Songzhuer ran into the kitchen: "don''t cook, let''s roast sheep!"


    Li Tiezhu was furious: "it''s to dry the sheep, not to roast the sheep! Are you crazy to eat the sheep?"


    Matsushita: "ah, so?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "no matter how you record the program, you have to wait until you finish recording and then bake it. You should love small animals on the program."


    Matsushita: "I like small animals very much. I have to eat."


    Bullet screen comments have been unable to make complaints about the situation.


    "I suspect that songzhuer is intentional and doesn''t want to keep Tianba until next season."


    "No doubt, only she can do it."


    "I can''t figure out what she''s doing with the sheep."


    "Iron head baby''s brain circuit, ordinary people can''t understand."


    "She just wants to drown the sheep?"


    "Eat the sheep and don''t torture others."


    "How skillful you are in making breakfast."


    "Yang Feiyue, those two big pots are for himself and the iron pillar, aren''t they?"


    "I''m worthy of being a teacher and disciple. I have the same appetite."


    "Seek the psychological shadow area of Tianba."


    Li Tiezhu took two electric heaters and roasted sheep on both sides. By the way, he made a video call to Chen Chichi.


    Chen Chichi: "pillar, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "nothing. Tianba almost drowned. Let me show you."


    Chen Chichi: "where''s the mushroom house? What are you looking at? Just eat it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Tianba, what do you think?"


    Tianba: "baa ~"


    Chen Chichi: "hahaha... So big? You can eat it!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll try to dry it. Its hair is too thick. If it doesn''t dry, we''ll really eat it."


    Chen Chichi: "send me a leg of lamb."


    Tianba: "baa..."


    After hanging the video, Peng Yuchang rubbed his eyes upstairs and asked, "iron pillar, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "roast Tianba!"


    Peng Yuchang was so frightened that he ran back to the room and shouted, "hurry up, everyone. Li Tiezhu is going to bake Tianba!"


    Everyone woke up instantly. Some were frightened and some were greedy. They ran down one after another, saw the tragedy of Tianba, found out the situation, and looked at songzhu''er one after another.


    There''s no need to think about it. Only she can do it.


    Songzhuer glanced: "the sheep''s motor cells are underdeveloped. You''re stupid. Won''t you fall into the river?"


    Tianba madly protested: "baa! Baa..."


    Huang Sanshi: "Tianba is really poor. It''s hard for sheep to live. Why don''t you... Eat it."


    He Ling: "no, no, no, I''ll bake it and dry its hair. Pine and bamboo, you really can. The natural enemy of the small animals in the mushroom house almost crippled Xiao h yesterday. Today, Tianba almost drowned. Should it be next... Hey! Don''t move the colored lights..."


    Songzhu''er carried the lantern around his neck and looked innocent: "I think it''s so fat. I want to try whether it can fly."


    With that, songzhuer threw out the lantern.


    "GA -"


    The lantern flew away in horror and almost broke its neck.


    After a while, everyone ate the noodles cooked by Yang Feifei and put Tianba into the house to bake. Everyone began to work. There was not much work. Collect the cabbage in the vegetable field next to him.


    At noon, after eating the leftovers, everyone found that Tianba had a cold and went to the animal husbandry station in the town to find someone to give Tianba an injection.


    The program was almost recorded. Nine people, Tianba and Xiao h paid new year''s greetings to everyone, because the program was broadcast a few days before the new year.


    Finally, the program recording ended and the director group began to collect the machine.


    Songzhuer said, "can Tianba catch a cold? Why don''t you eat it?"


    He Ling: "what about next season?"


    Songzhuer said, "the program team can buy another sheep that looks similar! Anyway, it can''t talk."


    Yang Feiyue asked Li Tiezhu, "master, can you roast sheep?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded calmly and said, "of course!"


    Huang Sanshi also greedy: "yes, the program team doesn''t record programs and keeps sheep for several months. It''s very tired. Let''s reduce their burden."


    Fang Bo and Xu Shan are also quite moved.


    Peng Yuchang looked at the director group: "director?"


    The director said indifferently, "I don''t know anything."


    Tianba: "baa?!"


    He Ling said, "forget it! Go back to the city in the evening and I''ll invite everyone to eat roast whole sheep."


    Tianba finally picked up a dog''s life.


    After that, everyone talked and laughed and rode back to the city. He Ling didn''t break his promise and invited everyone to eat roast whole sheep. After all, these people have no integrity. If they don''t invite this meal, Tianba won''t live for another season.


    After dinner, everyone dispersed.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer flew to Kyoto by car. The Spring Festival Gala has reached the final rehearsal stage.

 Chapter 224

    After the rehearsal, the program of the Spring Festival Gala was basically determined. The partners of Li Tiezhu and Han Hong were widely praised by the program team, and the directors and leaders were very satisfied.


    Then, Li Tiezhu found the director with "ingenuity".


    "How about this film? Can you play this on the big screen during singing?"


    In fact, Li Tiezhu''s suggestion is somewhat overstepped.


    However, after watching the film, the director nodded and showed it to other leaders. The film was made by the rabbit animation group. In addition, it used the rabbit image to reproduce some of the arduous process of building the new Tibet railway.


    Finally, the director said, "this film is very good. It can be put on the big screen where you sing. At that time, the best shots will be cut directly to the live screen."


    Li Tiezhu said happily, "thank you, director."


    "No, your film is suspected of advertising the film, but it also fits the program and the main melody. You should sing well at that time! Don''t be nervous."


    "I never know what tension is."


    "That''s true."


    After several rehearsals, the director liked Li Tiezhu more and more.


    Compared with other famous artists, Li Tiezhu''s simplicity and efforts really make the program team worry free. There is no need to arrange a small stove, set up a bunch of assistants, spend any brains on clothing modeling, and even spend money on making films.


    After the rehearsal, Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu to take his family to the East China Sea and attend this year''s Chinese Music Festival.


    The Chinese Music Festival is the most influential and authoritative music festival in Greater China. It brings together the top musicians from the three places on both sides of the Strait. Only when it is recognized by the Chinese Music Festival can it be recognized by the Chinese music world.


    The most important reason for the heavy weight of this award is professionalism.


    The list of candidates for the Chinese Music Festival is provided by the organizing committee, followed by online publicity and voting. Only tens of thousands of musicians from all over the country have the right to vote.


    Zhang Xiaomeng has already sent Li Tiezhu an invitation from the organizing committee. According to Zhang Xiaomeng, Li Tiezhu has almost locked the Best Newcomer Award, so he must attend and receive the award.


    Li Tiezhu''s album has ranked first in the best seller list for three months, and there is no weakening trend. The number of sales has reached 18 million, and it is even expected to break the sales record created by director Zhou.


    The click list of single songs is also the top list. Five songs, such as chasing a dream of a child''s heart, a Diao, Dongfeng break, seventeen years old and sea and sky, occupy five seats in the top ten middle schools.


    This achievement is not like a newcomer at all. It can almost be described as sweeping the music world. Even top singers such as Wang leather pants and Wang Fei are difficult to achieve such an achievement.


    The last one to have such an adverse performance was director Zhou, who was at the height of the sun ten years ago.


    Therefore, under the light of Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, Yi Xiaomao and other stars with extraordinary strength appear a little dim. It can be said that there is no suspense about this year''s Best Newcomer Award.


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    Early in the morning, January 20.


    Li Tiezhu took the old man and Aunt Liu''s mother and daughter to Dongsheng airport. Anyway, the construction site was on holiday. Li Tiezhu encouraged Li Fugui to go on a trip.


    Li Fugui was not interested and even said, "what''s fun in the East China Sea? I repaired a building there when I was young."


    Aunt Liu also thinks it''s a waste of money, but Liu Xiaohua wants to go to Disney.


    The two elders were unwilling to extravagance and toss, and Li Tiezhu couldn''t persuade them. Liu Xiaohua had a way to go to the East China Sea to see his sister-in-law. Li Fugui became agitated. After his son became popular, Li Fugui also told some gossip by hearsay that song Zhuer was Li Tiezhu''s firm girlfriend.


    Songzhuer also really wants to go to the music festival. She is a performing guest. She and Liu Xiaohua secretly collude.


    Therefore, Liu Xiaohua finally persuaded two elders.


    When he arrived at the airport security check, another moth appeared. Old man Li brought a small jar of fermented rice and said it was to bring boiled eggs to his future daughter-in-law.


    The liquid couldn''t get on the plane. Old man Li almost quarreled with the security personnel.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu asked the people sent by Zhang Xiaomeng to take them back, which led the old man to register.


    Old man Li was also indignant: "why? Bullying rural people? I can take wine by train, but I can''t take a distiller''s grains?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t feel ashamed and said to the security personnel, "ha, you know? My simplicity is inherited."


    Originally some wronged security check, suddenly smiled, this really looks like heredity.


    Many staff took pictures with Li Tiezhu, but they didn''t want to sign. Li Tiezhu is used to taking pictures with everyone one by one with a smile.


    Li Fugui said, "we''ve all taken photos together. Can I take my mash on the plane?"


    Aunt Liu slapped Li Fugui on the back: "don''t open the Yellow cavity and disgrace the iron pillar."


    After getting on the plane, Li Fugui and grandma Liu were as strange as entering the Grand View Garden. They touched here and looked there. Finally, they concluded: "Oh, it''s just high technology..."


    Aunt Liu: "what are you looking at? Maybe you still want to fly?"


    Li Fugui: "I can learn excavators, but I don''t know how to fly a plane."


    Liu Xiaohua said, "Uncle Li, wait for my brother to make more money and buy a private plane for you to drive."


    Li Fugui shook his head: "the plane is not comfortable. The windows can''t be opened. It''s very stuffy."


    Liu Xiaohua rolled her eyes and said to Li Tiezhu, "brother, buy your old man a convertible plane and let him go to the waves..."


    Li Tiezhu said: "with his skill, it is estimated that he will be hit by a missile. Forget it..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "also, it wastes national defense resources. Missiles are so expensive."


    The family pulled the handle, and the plane took off. Then, Li Fugui was afraid of heights. He was so scared that he went straight into Aunt Liu''s arms. Liu Xiaohua was full of eyes and told Li Tiezhu that your old man took advantage of my mother. Li Tiezhu said that if he got a certificate, it was called legal robbery.


    When Li Tiezhu''s family came to the East China Sea, lengba''s identity was not suitable to come forward. Pine and bamboo dove occupied the magpie''s nest to meet them. Originally, Li Tiezhu didn''t want her to come. His name was not correct and his words were not smooth. However, songzhuer communicated closely with Liu Xiaohua, and finally stopped them at the airport.


    The party came to the apartment, settled down, went out for a meal and went to Disneyland.


    Songzhu''er led Liu Xiaohua to take her to play. Li Tiezhu was occasionally taken to experience it. Most of the time, he watched. On the contrary, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu looked at everything in Disneyland with disgust on their faces, muttered for a long time, and finally summed up eight words - Ghost fans, day eyes and inexplicable hall!


    Liu Xiaohua had a good time and made some videos with song Zhuer to send to the class group, which once again attracted a group of students to cry. Liu Xiaohua is not the same Liu Xiaohua at the beginning, so she speaks calmly:


    "This is my sister-in-law. Isn''t she beautiful? She doesn''t have makeup. It''s more than enough to match my brother."


    Li Tiezhu is also bored all the way. What fun is this? We might as well build an Altman amusement park. Our boys only like Altman.


    After playing for a few hours, Li Tiezhu took his family to buy vegetables. After returning to the apartment, Li Fugui cooked himself on a whim and made five dishes and one soup for his wife and daughter-in-law in the future.


    Songzhuer once again sent out the gift giving method. Everyone, including Li Tiezhu, never repeated a set of gifts, which attracted everyone''s praise.


    Someone took a video of songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu''s family playing Disney and sent it to the Internet. Songzhu''er''s head was still iron, and openly replied: "I had a good time today. Tiezhu''s sister little flower thief is cute."


    Not long after dinner, the old couple went to have a rest. They were tired after a hard day.


    Songzhuer secretly wants to take Xiaohua to the bar. Li Tiezhu refuses. Liu Xiaohua is only 15 years old.


    The apartment is small but enough. Li Fugui and Aunt Liu sleep in the second bedroom, songzhuer and Liu Xiaohua sleep in the master bedroom, and Li Tiezhu sleeps in the study sofa.


    It''s still early. Songzhu''er quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "go to sister lengba to accompany her. She bought the apartment and she can''t show up. It''s also very poor, Hip Hop!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you laugh so happily, it doesn''t look like you sympathize with others."


    Songzhuer said, "of course I''m happy, but I still have to do it. Go and accompany her. Xiaohua and I go out to have a barbecue."


    Li Tiezhu still went to lengba''s house.


    Songzhu''er said to Liu Xiaohua, "your brother has something to do. Your sister-in-law will take you to eat kebabs."


    Liu Xiaohua: "sister-in-law Sego! Why don''t I sleep in the study? You sleep in the bedroom with my brother."


    Songzhu''er sighed: "forget it... Your brother hasn''t really accepted me yet. My life hasn''t been successful, and my sister-in-law still needs to work hard..."


    Then, songzhuer''s phone rang. It was a video call from her mother.


    "Hello? Mom."


    "Did you go to see Li Tiezhu''s parents? How can a girl be so unpretentious? If she has a bad reputation, she will see her parents?"


    "When they come to Donghai to play, I''ll take it..."


    "What do you want to pick up? I''ll pick it up if you want to. Send me the address and I''ll come to Donghai to accompany my parents..."


    "Don''t make trouble. I haven''t caught up with Li Tiezhu yet."


    "Are you ok? I''ll be ashamed of you. Tiezhu is too honest. You should take the initiative. I tell you, if you identify Li Tiezhu, it''s absolutely easy to get under the quilt while he''s sleeping. What are you chasing? Fancy!"


    "Mom! I''m a girl!"


    "Girls only drill the quilt. Girls drill the quilt with sincerity, and boys drill the quilt with strong women!"


    Liu Xiaohua suddenly said, "aunt, that''s what I said to my sister. She said she was afraid that my brother would refuse and would lose face."


    Song''s mother was slightly stunned and said, "it''s Xiaohua, isn''t it? Aunt thinks you''re right! Men are LSPs. How can they refuse such a beautiful girl like Zhu Er in my family?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "right!"


    Songzhuer hung up angrily and said, "bye! You can''t worry about my business."


    That''s annoying. Get under the quilt? Isn''t that as skinny and shameless as lengba? She is a side room. She can be shameless. I''m different. I''m the main room. Be dignified!


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu came to lengba''s apartment.


    At the end of the year, her work stopped temporarily. If she didn''t want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, she should fly back to Xijiang to spend the new year with her parents.


    "Yo ~ remember me! Your family had a great time today."


    Lengba can''t help being sour. Why? The apartment I bought, let pine bamboo son be the master? Hum! In fact, all these arrangements were put forward by herself, and songzhuer just implemented them.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t you go and see my father and Aunt Liu now? Just say this is my girlfriend."


    Lengba: "what is pine and bamboo?"


    "I didn''t promise her again. You discussed with her and asked her to come. You didn''t ask me."


    "I''m sorry for that. Can I ask you first next time?"


    "Not at all. Have you finished your meal?"


    "No, I''m so hungry."


    "Is there any food at home? I''ll make it for you."


    "Don''t bother so much. My sister likes to eat meat, hee hee..."


    "No? HMM..."


    Li Tiezhu was eaten hard again. Teacher lengba had a big appetite and ate meat. He was so satisfied that he cried.


    (the first watch of the new year, I wish you a happy new year and all the best!)

 Chapter 225

    Li Tiezhu came back a little late and was in high spirits. Feeding the cat was still a matter of great achievement.


    Liu Xiaohua felt sorry for her brother and pushed all the snacks she didn''t like to eat to Li Tiezhu: "Oh! It''s hard, my dear brother! He didn''t come back until midnight. My God, it''s a hell of work. He''s so upset. Who''s so ruthless? I must kick his ass hard..."


    Li Tiezhu: "get out!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "Oh, my brother, your sister''s little heart has been hurt."


    Liu Xiaohua had no face and skin. He pushed songzhu''er in front of Li Tiezhu and ran into the bedroom.


    Matsushita: "are you okay?"


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    Matsushita: "just... Forget it, it''s nothing. Anyway, you''re not bad..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Who told you? Is this kind of secret thing common in your girls'' chat?


    Terrible!


    That night, when Li Tiezhu was sleeping, he deliberately locked the door of his study for fear of leaving a gap for ill intentioned people. Of course, it finally proved that songzhuer was virtuous, not like a certain one


    The next morning, when Li Tiezhu got up, he was stunned. He was so scared that he hurried to wash his cold face. When he came out, he saw that it was not an illusion. Songzhuer was making breakfast, although he had three dishes and two dishes.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "spicy claw, why do you get up so early?"


    Matsushita: "I always get up early!"


    "No, don''t you take a pill every morning and go back to sleep?"


    "Isn''t your family here today? Besides, I don''t take medicine when I''m on the program!"


    "Are you making breakfast?"


    "Well... I''m going to make breakfast, but it seems to have failed."


    "You rest, I''ll come."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the dull sister and couldn''t help feeling a lot in his heart. He smiled and touched the ball head of songzhuer: "don''t do this. My father and Aunt Liu like you, and Xiaohua likes you too."


    Matsushita: "I know!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what do you cook for breakfast?"


    Matsushita: "you don''t like me."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and found that songzhu''er shuilingling''s big eyes looked at him, as if expecting an answer.


    Well... I won''t say!


    Li Tiezhu: "are your feet ready?"


    Songzhu''er stood on tiptoe and kissed Li Tiezhu: "Baji... Hum!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it seems that you have recovered well."


    Liu Xiaohua covered her eyes and walked past the kitchen door: "eh! What''s the matter with my eyes? Why can''t you see when I get up in the morning? It seems that I''m going to pull it out and wash it..."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes and songzhuer kissed again.


    Li Tiezhu finally couldn''t help saying, "if you follow me, you''ll be wronged. I''ve always felt that having lengba is the accumulated virtue of my last life."


    Matsushita: "are you going to announce it to my official?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s a little early. Let''s wait until we graduate from high school."


    Songzhu''er nodded again and again: "yes... In addition, Aunt Liu seems very curious about us. Look!"


    I saw that Aunt Liu, who had just woken up, looked over. Li Tiezhu quickly pushed away pine and bamboo and began to make breakfast.


    ¡­¡­


    The Chinese Music Festival is held in a five-star hotel and starts at 4 p.m.


    A group of invited and uninvited stars appeared on the red carpet one by one, signing and taking photos.


    Those who were not invited came to rub the red carpet. They left after rubbing. They couldn''t get into the meeting because there were not so many places.


    Li Tiezhu went to the scene in the car arranged by Zhang Xiaomeng. Of course, songzhuer, as an assistant guest, went to the rehearsal early. She didn''t have much talent. She just repeated the dance she danced in Kyushu, and even brought Liu Xiaohua.


    Li Fugui and Aunt Liu won''t come to the scene. They are watching TV in their apartment.


    After getting off the bus, Li Tiezhu took a few steps along the red carpet and found that the fans on the scene were very enthusiastic, but they were a little embarrassed and didn''t know how to interact.


    You can''t go up and ask people if they have eaten?


    Just then, King Liu Huade arrived. They met because of the rabbit. He came up to shoot Li Tiezhu, led him forward, and took him to the audience for interactive group photos and signatures.


    "Thank you, brother Hua."


    Li Tiezhu was so grateful that he almost made a fool of himself. Although Zhang Xiaomeng told him the precautions for walking the red carpet, it''s normal for a newcomer not to adapt.


    After arriving at the venue, each position is marked with a name, and each artist takes his seat according to his name.


    The number of seats in such activities is very particular, which has little to do with qualifications.


    Of course, it is also easy to cause controversy.


    Li Tiezhu was in the first row. When he found the position, he didn''t take his seat immediately. First, he looked around and found a group of familiar names beside him, including Wang Lihuang, Tao Jiji, Zhang Youxue, Lin Jiangnan, Zhou Dong, and another brother Hua.


    "Brother Hua!!"


    Li Tiezhu walked behind Hua Tianyu and burst into a drink.


    Hua Tianyu was chatting with Deng Shiying and was startled by Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "say hello, don''t you have bad ears?"


    Deng Shiying asked foolishly, "what happened to Tianyu''s ear?"


    When he took his seat, Li Tiezhu was a little nervous, not because he had never seen a big scene, but because... Liu Huade sat behind him.


    What''s the matter with this program? What does it mean to let Liu Tianwang sit in the second row?


    The program group doesn''t have any malice, just because Liu Tianwang hasn''t released a new song in ten years. It''s good for him to come and support it. According to the popularity of the singing world, he can only fall behind.


    "Brother Hua?"


    Li Tiezhu is a little guilty. After all, this is his old man''s idol!


    Li Fugui never gambled, whored or pursued stars all his life. Historically, he said that three bad men and the only pink idol was Liu Huade.


    Liu Huade clearly saw Li Tiezhu''s mind and pressed Li Tiezhu''s shoulder from behind:


    "The seat doesn''t matter. You''re great! Don''t be afraid!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll sit in front of you. I''m afraid I''ll go to the hot search."


    Liu Huade: "what are you afraid of? Let''s search together."


    "Let''s take a tremble later, or I''m afraid tiktok will be scolded."


    "No problem."


    Liu Huade is an excellent artist. After participating in the rabbit project, he recognized Li Tiezhu.


    Therefore, at this time, he has been chatting with Li Tiezhu, not to make Li Tiezhu not nervous, but to let the camera catch it and let everyone not speak ill of Li Tiezhu.


    At this time, the live broadcast of the music festival has begun, and the barrage naturally began to talk:


    "My God! What do I see? Hua Tianyu and Li Tiezhu sit in the first row and Liu Huade in the second row?"


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t respect King Liu, either?"


    "Such a newcomer is a disgrace to the singing world!"


    "How can people like Li Tiezhu become popular? They don''t even respect old artists!"


    "Don''t take the rhythm upstairs. Which navy are you?"


    "Didn''t you see how happy Li Tiezhu and Liu Tianwang were talking? They knew each other long ago."


    "The seats were arranged by the organizing committee. Is black Li Tiezhu interesting?"


    "Ha ha! Hua Tianyu, Xiao Zhen and Ti Aifu boys, who is qualified to sit in the first row? In contrast, Li Tiezhu deserves to sit in the first row!"


    "Quack, quack, quack..."


    "Has it started before the best newcomer award is awarded?"


    "Don''t make a fuss about the warm-up time of the sailors."


    "The serious Gang Zhang Jianjun arrived at the battlefield."


    "Seriously, Wan Yun''s mother arrived at the battlefield."


    "The serious Gang Doudou mother arrived at the battlefield."


    "Well, the serious Gang is coming and crush all the sailors..."


    Soon, the music festival officially began. The hosts of this session are an actor who wants to be a singer and a model who has sung songs, Fang Bo and heizeling.


    Fang Bo is a master who can speak and control the links. He is very stable with him, but it seems that the program team doesn''t want him to be too stable, so they arranged an elderly female model who doesn''t know anything and still loves to be a demon.


    After entering the stage, Fang Bo made jokes while promoting the process, which was smooth and stable. Occasionally heizeling came to do damage.


    Fang Bo introduced all the celebrities present one by one with ease.


    "Here is my idol, Mr. Liu Huade! I believe many people grew up listening to his songs. In front of him, there is a evil obstacle born this year."


    The audience laughed one after another. Liu Huade smiled and rubbed Li Tiezhu''s head, looking quite intimate.


    Li Tiezhu''s face is dull and cute. Which evil obstacle? Me?


    Everyone knows who the evil is. Heizeling has to ask, "who is the evil? There is no evil on the list!"


    Fang Bo said, "his name is Li Tiezhu, my sworn enemy. I can''t do better where he is."


    Heizeling said, "what''s the matter? Can he kick you as a newcomer?"


    Fang Bo: "er..."


    Everyone began to laugh again. Li Tiezhu really kicked Fang Bo.


    The process continues to move forward. First, give some primary awards, such as what is the most popular male and female singer, what is the most popular singer on the Internet, etc.


    Finally, to the heavyweight link.


    Fang Bo: "next, the 2016 Best Newcomer Award in Chinese music will be awarded! This year, many talented new stars have emerged in the music world, making the Chinese music world vibrant."


    Kurosawa Ling: "you''re an actor. How many can you count?"


    Fang Bo: "I once had a singer dream! Ah! I can count more. For example, I know all the candidates for our Rookie Award."


    Heizeling: "so powerful?"


    Fang Bo: "the three candidate singers are Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya and Yi Xiaomao. Needless to say, Li Tiezhu. I also know Zhao Liya and Yi Xiaomao. Liya''s little sister is very cute and Xiaomao is very sincere."


    Kurosawa Ling: "how sincere?"


    Fang Bo: "are you here to tear down the stage? I''ll pretend to know them. Do you have to break the casserole and ask to the end? We are partners, not enemies, sister!"


    Heizeling laughed greasy.


    Fang Bo invited two guests: "welcome Mr. Lin Jiangnan and Tian Zhan to announce the best newcomer award of Chinese music."


    Lin Jiangnan respectfully invited Mr. Tian Zhan to the stage first and said, "Mr. Tian, do you know the winner?"


    Tian Zhan said with a smile, "I haven''t contacted him, but I like his songs! Moreover, I personally think his songs are sober and free from vulgarity, not stick to one style, and often make people marvel at his talent. The most important thing is that his songs are elegant! As elegant as Royal music!"


    Many artists applauded wildly, except yehenara with a black face and gaonima.

 Chapter 226

    Tian Zhan pointed to the monk and scolded the bald donkey. Everyone present was very clear and smiled knowingly.


    After all, yehenara is also famous for her royal music. Originally, her reputation and character in the circle were endless, and everyone would not give her any face.


    Moreover, Tian Zhan said that the winner of the best newcomer award is obvious.


    Lin Jiangnan didn''t know much about the stem of royal music and asked, "ah? What royal family does this singer have to do with?"


    Fang Bo was a little embarrassed. The little brother chased and asked?


    Tian Zhan is not a fuel-efficient lamp: "don''t you know? At first, Li Tiezhu was said by a tutor that his song writing was vulgar and not as elegant as her royal family''s music. At that time, Li Tiezhu was eliminated. Later, he reached the finals and won the championship through the resurrection competition."


    Lin Jiangnan suddenly woke up and found that he had spoken and wanted to make up for it: "sister, you have no suspense when you say this!"


    Tian Zhan said: "that''s not necessarily ah! Everyone knows who the award should be, but no one can tell if there is any accident. Didn''t someone grab the trophy before I voted first? I have to take a look."


    With that, Tian Zhan pretended to look at the card quietly.


    Under the stage, many people turned their heads and looked at yehenara. This one really came to be beaten in the face! Some time ago, he was swollen by the official. Today, he was beaten by Tian Zhan.


    Lin Jiangnan said: "so, the one who won the best newcomer award of the Chinese Music Festival is..."


    He is going to let Tian Shuan announce.


    Tian Zhan suddenly asked, "mentor yehenara, who do you think will be the best newcomer award this year?"


    Beat people and ask them how they feel.


    Yehenara''s face was blue and white, and his expression was obviously sullen.


    Tian Zhan was not afraid of her: "it seems that tutor yehenara is a little clumsy. You beat the singer with one hand. He is Li Tiezhu!"


    Another sarcasm, Tian Shuo let go of the old Yin force.


    Li Tiezhu got up with a smile, hugged Liu Huade and other artists nearby, and then stepped on the stage.


    Today, Li Tiezhu specially put on a custom suit, and the whole person looked very energetic.


    Li Tiezhu took the certificate from Lin Jiangnan, took the trophy from Tian Zhan, and bowed to thank him.


    Fang Bo said, "iron pillar, tell me about your acceptance."


    Li Tiezhu was a little surprised: "hmm? Just give a direct speech? Don''t you interview?"


    Fang Bo: "no, I''m afraid you''ll hate me."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t interview me, I won''t hate you? Do you still need to choose time?"


    Fang Bo: "I didn''t expect that..."


    The artists were happy and applauded and encouraged Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took the microphone and said, "first of all, thank mentor yehenara. She gave me a lot of professional advice and guidance when I started my career, so I can get the best newcomer award today... It''s all up to me."


    Originally, yehenara''s face improved a little. As long as Li Tiezhu didn''t fall into the well, it would be over, but where would li Tiezhu let her go?


    The artists on the stage also laughed wildly. Is this NIMA too cruel? On your own? What are you talking about?


    Tian Zhan stood behind Li Tiezhu and couldn''t help applauding: "good!"


    Li Tiezhu: "secondly, I would like to thank Mr. Han Hong and Mr. Ethan, who set me an example as a musician. Finally, I would like to thank my fans. This achievement belongs to me and you. Finally, I would like to thank the Organizing Committee for giving me this award. I will work harder. Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu and Lin Jiangnan left and right accompanied Tian Zhan to step down. Lin Jiangnan also appreciated Li Tiezhu.


    Another pair of guests took the stage and began to announce the best song award.


    "The best song is..."


    "The best song award of 2016 Chinese Music Festival is... Dongfeng break."


    The applause was very warm.


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    He had just returned to his seat. Before he sat down, he had to put the trophy on the chair, turn around and go on stage again.


    Fang Bo came over, didn''t speak, and made a gesture asking you to speak.


    Li Tiezhu: "is it so easy to be a host now? Don''t say anything? Won''t you deduct your salary?"


    Fang Bo: "you don''t care if I deduct my salary."


    Li Tiezhu: "then I''ll say my feelings?"


    Fang Bo: "speak."


    Li Tiezhu: Thank you


    Fang Bo: "... No? No?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No. I''m afraid to say too much and I can''t help hating you."


    Fang Bo: "then go down. Thank you two guests. We''ll announce the next award, the best MV award. Let''s invite musicians Tu gang and Sun Yu. The finalists are..."


    Li Tiezhu took the prize off the stage and knocked. Is it aluminum? no


    "The winner of the best MV award is... Chasing a dream and a child''s heart."


    The camera shows Li Tiezhu holding a trophy in one hand and biting the trophy ear.


    Watching Li Tiezhu''s behavior on the big screen, the on-site artists laughed.


    The live screen is also dense:


    "Bite the trophy?"


    "He doesn''t really think the trophy is gold."


    "This is very serious!"


    "Li Tiezhu is a bumper harvest!"


    "It''s almost a best singer."


    "It''s over upstairs. How can a newcomer get the best singer?"


    "Iron pillar will take the award again!"


    "There is a saying that these songs of Li Tiezhu can be played in the capital."


    "The MV of chasing a dream and a child''s heart really made me cry."


    Li Tiezhu came on stage again. After receiving the award, Fang Bo made an invitation gesture.


    Li Tiezhu: Thank you


    Fang Bo makes another gesture of invitation.


    Li Tiezhu is ready to step down.


    Kurosawa said, "BOGO, why are you so afraid of Li Tiezhu? I think he''s very cute."


    Fang Bo: "hum! He is the host''s nightmare. The only way is not to talk to him."


    The audience applauded again. Fang Bo was so clever.


    Heizeling: "I don''t believe it. Li Tiezhu, wait a minute."


    Li Tiezhu looked back: "aunt, what else?"


    Heizeling: "you call me sister Zeling."


    Li Tiezhu: "but you are in your 40s, older than my old man."


    Fang Bo Snickers aside. He''s really not afraid of death.


    Heizeling is a little square: "but... But people look young."


    Li Tiezhu: "not young."


    Heizeling: "er... Hehe, you just bit the trophy off the stage, didn''t you? Why did you do that?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, yes, I''ll make a mark once. If I lose it, I''ll come back."


    Kurosawa Ling: "aren''t you trying to find out what the material is?"


    Li Tiezhu: "are the materials different and the taste different?"


    Heizeling: "


    When Fang Bo saw that she couldn''t take it anymore, he came out to rescue: "how can I lose the trophy? Iron pillar is so humorous."


    Li Tiezhu: "aunt Tian Zhan said just now that she had a trophy, she was robbed by others."


    Fang Bo: "er... Thank you, Li Tiezhu."


    As soon as you stretch out your hand, please roll the calf.


    Li Tiezhu turned and left.


    Finally, the best male singer was won by Chen Yisen, and the best female singer fell to Deng Shiying.


    Li Tiezhu carried three trophies home in a red plastic pocket.


    (two thousand words, four thousand words at night.)

 Chapter 227

    After Li Tiezhu returned to his apartment, he was pulled aside. The master of Li Fugui''s family has enough temperament. In one sentence, "bring me the trophy", and the next sentence is "your mother is not gold, crooked goods!".


    Grab, grab. Li Tiezhu is also simple and honest: "I have bitten all three trophies, false."


    Li Tiezhu was ashamed not to think it as shameful. But Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua were ashamed of them.


    Shameless bamboo is not only disinclined, but also followed Tucao: "this award is too shameless, it is not gold! I make complaints about it. I think it can be regarded as Jiabao."


    Li Tiezhu: "my prize, what do you mean when you are an heirloom?"


    Aunt Liu immediately slapped Li Tiezhu on the back of the head: "don''t open the Yellow cavity, bamboo son said nothing wrong."


    Songzhu''er hurriedly shouted to the back of Li Tiezhu''s head. Doesn''t it hurt?


    Stepmother is a stepmother after all! Hum!


    Not cute at all.


    Anyway, as long as Li Fugui is at home, Li Tiezhu has no say, which is a custom brought by them in the countryside.


    Li Fugui said, "although you are a fake... You still have to take it home and install it in a house."


    Liu Xiaohua: "why?"


    Aunt Liu slapped Liu Xiaohua again. In order to balance, Liu Xiaohua still insisted on getting the answer.


    Li Fugui said, "my pillar has been stupid since childhood. Ah, yes, it''s as stupid as you. His mother didn''t get a certificate until she died. Now, I can finally tell her that the pillar has got a certificate..."


    Liu Xiaohua''s surprised expression, brother Zhu is as stupid as me? This... Is it too fate?


    In Li Fugui''s eyes, he doesn''t understand the best newcomer award of the Chinese Music Festival, the best song and the best MV. He only knows that this thing is a little like the certificate issued by the school and can be pasted on the wall... Honor his family!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything. Anyway, it doesn''t make sense.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu was pulled by his agent Zhang Xiaomeng to talk about the development of the new year.


    Then, he went to lengba''s apartment. The two mingled with each other and carried out a large project of several hundred million. They played games and exchanged views repeatedly, and finally ended up with lengba swallowing the bitter fruit of several hundred million.


    The next two days, songzhu''er led Li Tiezhu''s family to play around. Li Fugui and Aunt Liu thought it was expensive. Liu Xiaohua had a good time.


    Two days later, the family returned to Shu.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer took them to the airport. Li Tiezhu was also very honest and said to the old man, "you and Aunt Liu have a good new year. I was recruited by the state this year and went to the Spring Festival Gala. You know, I can''t come back for the new year. Let''s be together next year!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "what if you still go to the Spring Festival Gala next year?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not so red."


    Liu Xiaohua said, "hum! You may have some misunderstandings about yourself. Anyway, your old man is covered by me. It''s all right. Go to work."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, sister Hua!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "you''re welcome! It''s easy to say if you have enough red envelopes for the Spring Festival."


    Li Fugui was hard to say. At first, he was worried that Tiezhu didn''t agree with him and Aunt Liu. Later, he was worried that the family had problems getting along. It can be said that he was exhausted.


    In fact, he thought too much himself.


    Aunt Liu took the iron pillar by the hand and said, "we watch you on TV! Your father is in the account of the new house. Xiaohua and I will live with you. Your father is old and you are the head of the family now."


    Ding Ding. Li Tiezhu was a little naive. After thinking about it, he said: "Aunt, you don''t think I didn''t change my name to your mother, do you have any misunderstanding? I''ve taken you and Xiaohua as my family members. Don''t doubt it and don''t see the outside. The head of the family will always be my old man. If he''s still there, he''ll never have my say, or he''ll break my leg. You can see that every time I want to talk, he''ll punch me..."


    Aunt Liu knew the root of Li Tiezhu and sighed, "you are a good doll. I don''t mind. The only hope is that you can get along with xiaohua better."


    Li Tiezhu said, "as you can see, the relationship between her and me is no worse than that between my own brother and sister. The main reason is that Xiaohua bypassed me and directly connected with zhu''er. There''s nothing I can do."


    Liu Xiaohua: "my brother has nothing wrong except being ugly. I''m broad-minded. Mom, don''t worry."


    Pop!


    Aunt Liu slapped and was happy. She smiled and said to Li Tiezhu, "don''t worry, your old man can''t turn out the palm of my hand. If there''s anything wrong, tell aunt, aunt will definitely settle him!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "brother! Duty free shop! Don''t you take your dear sister around? Oh, my little heart..."


    Li Tiezhu: "get in and take what you want."


    Liu Xiaohua: "you''ve gone too far, Li Tiezhu! How can you worship foreign countries? We support domestic products, and we visit the one opposite..."


    Li Tiezhu, the fierce devil, was speechless: "


    There are few opponents who can make Li Tiezhu speechless. Liu Xiaohua is one, and the only ones left are songzhu''er and Yang Feiyue.


    Jokes belong to jokes. Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua are still very good friends. They have known each other at the construction site for a long time. They are children from single parent families and have been sensible since childhood. Later, the two families became one. When Li Tiezhu consulted with Liu Xiaohua, the scene was as formal as their parents'' parents'' in laws.


    At that time, Li Tiezhu had just made his debut in a good voice and invited Liu Xiaohua to negotiate at the well-known rain shelter milk tea shop nearby.


    Because Liu Xiaohua is too young, she also took two girlfriends to join the field, with an aura of one meter and eight meters.


    Finally, the result of the discussion between the two sides is that as long as Li Tiezhu agrees to sneak into the entertainment circle and help Liu Xiaohua and her girlfriends take signature photos, it will be all right!


    On this person, Aunt Liu was sold by Liu Xiaohua.


    The plane was about to take off. Liu Xiaohua suddenly ran over and said to Li Tiezhu, "moximoxi?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what jackpot?"


    Liu Xiaohua rolled her eyes: "do you have Bao Mai on your skull? When I called you to the Spring Festival Gala, get more star signatures. Do you know? A signed photo and a cup of milk tea on top. It depends on you whether your sister did well in school!"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you say so, I don''t expect your achievements."


    A girl who pursues stars all day, don''t talk about learning.


    After seeing off Li Fugui, Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua, Li Tiezhu and songzhuer returned to the apartment for the first time. They were really lonely men and women for the first time.


    Then something terrible happened


    Songzhuer pestered Li Tiezhu, put on a mask and went out to play video games with her. As soon as they played, they played until 12:30 p.m. Li Fugui and the three went to Shudu to sleep. They haven''t gone home yet.


    After returning home, Li Tiezhu felt tired. Playing games was a difficult challenge for him.


    Songzhuer was very hi, and then called his mother to report the results of the war. However, there was a bloody storm: "did you get water in your head? In the rare two person world, you take him to play video games? Crazy? It''s better to go home and roll the sheets. When I chased your father, I directly shot the halberd at LV Wenhou Yuanmen..."


    Songzhuer looked blankly, Lubu? Halberd?


    What does Lubu have to say? Isn''t that what happened to him? After all, the halberd under the crotch... Kill Dad! The Three Kingdoms destroyed dad''s professional family, but it''s a false name?


    But what does this have to do with my iron pillar? Oh, by the way, teacher lengba seriously warned: there are... Halberds in the iron column?!

 Chapter 228

    The iron pillar has several kilograms and several Liang. Pine and bamboo son still knows it. After all, he has known it in advance.


    Songzhu''er is the kind who looks very rigid. In fact, she counsels in private. She dares nothing except to kiss Li Tiezhu. She is so guilty.


    So in the evening, after a little negotiation, they went back to their rooms and went to bed.


    Although Li Tiezhu likes pines and bamboos, he is embarrassed to push an inch because of his improper style. Although Li Tiezhu, who has had combat experience, can''t help but fantasize when holding songzhuer''s soft body, reason still overcomes impulse.


    I couldn''t bear it, so I called Mr. lengba to cry and relieve my boredom


    I can''t be a serious person in my life anyway.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu vaguely felt something moving around him. When he opened his eyes, songzhuer stood quietly by the bed.


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "spicy claw, what are you doing?"


    Songzhu''er smiled: "Hey, hey... Just come to inspect the goods first."


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    Songzhuer said, "it''s all right. You keep sleeping. I''ll go back and take a pill and sleep until noon."


    Li Tiezhu woke up, wriggled in the quilt, raised his pants and said, "are you special..."


    Songzhu''er''s beautiful face was slightly red: "hum! Lengba can''t do it. She''s still so strong."


    Li Tiezhu said, "where''s your medicine?"


    Songzhu''er took out the medicine bottle from her Pajama pocket, took out one and ate it. She took a sip of the water she had just poured Li Tiezhu at the head of the bed and said, "Hey, good morning! I''ll go back to bed."


    Li Tiezhu grabbed her hand.


    Songzhu''er immediately blew his hair: "what are you doing? Come on, my mother says you''re strong..."


    With that, songzhu''er was pulled into bed by Li Tiezhu.


    Songzhuer was nervous and trembling. A pair of water Lingling''s big eyes stared at Li Tiezhu for a while. Unexpectedly, he gave a cry?!! Then he closed his eyes.


    Li Tiezhu was thunderstruck. My spicy claws can''t be so soft and cute!


    Li Tiezhu was a little empty: "are you all right?"


    Songzhuer said, "in broad daylight, you... Hate it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the matter? Just let you lie down and rest. I''ll make breakfast and you can eat some before you go to bed."


    Matsushita: "ah? Just rest?"


    "What do you think I''m going to do?"


    "Roar! Scare me! I thought you were going to sleep with me."


    "Roll the calf!"


    "Noodles, less pepper."


    "Add a fried egg?"


    "I like strawberry."


    "Strawberry noodles?"


    "Not a face."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu gets up to make breakfast. Pine and bamboo children lie in bed and rest. Their eyes are blurred because they have great efficacy. Hey, hey, hey... The iron pillar really looks like its name. I was shocked when I touched it just now.


    That afternoon, songzhuer packed up her things and left. She was going home for the new year.


    In the next two days, Li Tiezhu and teacher lengba began to talk about big projects again. Teacher lengba was badly abused. She was extremely miserable. She cried happily.


    Li Tiezhu is still simple and obedient. Anyway, he resists beating.


    Lengba''s teacher is knowledgeable and knowledgeable. She learned a lot of novel and strange moves to teach Li Tiezhu a lesson. It''s flashy and made Li Tiezhu cry about the size of the world. Of course, because Li Tiezhu has deep internal power, she finally made lengba''s sister cry.


    Cats are like this. They seem arrogant, but they can''t help beating.


    However, Li Tiezhu is merciful. After all, the cat will go to the Spring Festival Gala in two days, so he needs to stay strong.


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    On January 26, the day before New Year''s Eve, Li Tiezhu and lengba rushed to Kyoto.


    Although the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is broadcast live, it will also be recorded in advance. The live broadcast is delayed by a few minutes. Sometimes when something goes wrong with the live broadcast, it will be replaced with the recorded picture of the previous day. Therefore, sometimes when watching the Spring Festival Gala, you will find that the actors'' clothes and hair accessories are different from the last second.


    Artists from all walks of life gathered together, talking and laughing, boasting to each other. Li Tiezhu couldn''t speak and kept silent by the backcourt door.


    When Han Hong arrived, Li Tiezhu was the first to say hello and help carry his bag and coat, just like an assistant. Han Hong didn''t see him either. He asked him to take things to the dressing room, and then drove Li Tiezhu away:


    "Go and wait for your master."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "aunt, I''ll come back to you later."


    Then Li Tiezhu guarded the door again.


    During this time, Li Tiezhu has been in contact with Qin Tao and brother Yue and knows a lot of old rules. This kind of thing is not a treat. It''s not so casual. It''s a very serious thing.


    In addition, Li Fugui is a very old-fashioned person, adhering to the one-day teacher and lifelong father.


    Although he was poor, he respected the old people who taught him carpentry, clay tile, funeral and other skills like his father. Therefore, he privately asked Li Tiezhu not to be slighted.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu is also very sensible.


    Cheng Dalong didn''t come to the Spring Festival Gala twice before rehearsal, but his program has been kept. He will sing a song "home and country" with several other singers in the Spring Festival Gala.


    Some stars reacted differently when they saw Li Tiezhu standing motionless at the backstage entrance. Some came to say hello, some sniffed and secretly ridiculed. After all, Li Tiezhu was earthy. For those who said hello, Li Tiezhu also responded politely, but did not move half a step, which made a group of artists more curious.


    Lengba changed into a big red dress and couldn''t help but come over and ask, "what are you doing here? Go in and have a rest."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll wait for my master."


    Lengba Oh, my master is to value love, righteousness, courtesy and festival! But... It still hurts.


    "Sit and wait. I''ll get you a stool."


    "No! You must stand."


    "Well... Don''t be too tired."


    "No, I''m in good health, you know."


    "Hate... Night..."


    "Shh! Sometimes you cry."


    "Shameless, bah!"


    At this time, the news broadcast reporter is interviewing some artists participating in the Spring Festival Gala and the festival of family reunion. The focus of the news will also be tilted.


    The reporter is interviewing several acrobats.


    Lengba walked past the camera lens with her skirt, stuck out her tongue and sold her cute.


    When the news was broadcast, many people exclaimed that lengba was too cute. She is so changeable, but her royal sister koroli can be high, cold, cute, and m, the best of the best.


    After a long time, Cheng Dalong finally arrived in a white Tang suit and a gray coat.


    A group of busy artists look at it one after another. After all, this is the most influential Chinese film star.


    Li Tiezhu bowed and shouted, "master."


    Cheng Dalong nodded to Li Tiezhu, and began to deal with the greetings of other artists with a smile.


    Cheng Dalong took off his coat. Li Tiezhu followed with his coat and didn''t speak.


    Cheng Dalong ignored Li Tiezhu, walked forward and talked and laughed with everyone. When he met an old qualified artist, Cheng Dalong stopped to talk more, and then looked at Li Tiezhu with a disgusting face: "call people! Impolite!"


    Li Tiezhu shouted at his uncle and aunt, regardless of whether it was right or not. Anyway, it''s not strange that there are many people with etiquette.


    There are countless artists coming and going backstage, and they have cast envious eyes on Li Tiezhu. It turns out that the things passed on the Internet are true! It seems that Cheng Dalong sneers at him. In fact, he takes Li Tiezhu everywhere to worship the wharf. Otherwise, it is impossible for a newcomer like Li Tiezhu to talk to those old predecessors.


    After Cheng Dalong and song Zhuying cordially greeted each other, they frowned and said, "call aunt!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and bowed: "good aunt song!"


    Due to Cheng Dalong''s face, song Zhuying smiled: "is it Li Tiezhu? I''ve heard his songs! He''s a very powerful child. I like his songs best in the new generation."


    Cheng Dalong said, "it''s just tripod Kung Fu. He still has a long way to go. He''s going too smoothly. He should be honed."


    Song Zhuying: "it''s not easy for him to bear hardships since childhood. Han Hong told me he was a good child."


    Jackie Chan nodded, "he''s not very smart, but he has a good heart."


    Li Tiezhu listened honestly. He always thought that the Spring Festival Gala was just a performance. Now he found that it was a communication field! With master leading the way, Li Tiezhu''s road has also been widened. Although it will not be recognized by everyone sincerely, at least he has a familiar face in front of the big guys.


    Therefore, it seems that Cheng Dalong is cold to Li Tiezhu. In fact, he has been helping him.


    Li Tiezhu sent Cheng Dalong into the dressing room and gave him Kung Fu tea. Then he asked for instructions and said, "master, do you have anything else to tell?"


    Jackie Chan: "who did you learn this from? Although it''s different from Xiangjiang''s rules, it''s still like a model. I didn''t think of it. I thought you were stupid and didn''t think of it at all."


    Li Tiezhu said shyly, "I learned something from friends of Yunde society. In addition, my father told me a lot. You think highly of me, and I should know the rules and know the Etiquette Festival."


    Jackie Chan said, "you''re smarter than fan Xiaohuang. Go. Han Hong is waiting for you to rehearse."


    Li Tiezhu bowed and turned away.


    In the dressing room, Cheng Dalong said to his assistant, "don''t you complain that I''m too impulsive to accept Li Tiezhu? I tell you, among my disciples, he is the most promising in the future. I can''t wait and watch."


    His assistants, too, were old and did not agree, shrugging their shoulders.


    Recording is not as tense as live broadcasting. You can record it again if there is an error in recording, so it takes a long time.


    Han Hong and Li Tiezhu appeared in the ninth program. They cooperated tacitly and passed it over again.


    Han Hong left first. Li Tiezhu took her to the parking lot, and then came back to wait for Cheng Dalong.


    There was a problem with Jackie Chan''s recording. The two traffic stars asked for half open wheat. He was scolded by Jackie Chan. The individual had no skin. He scolded him and took Li Tiezhu: "my apprentice Li Tiezhu is a newcomer. They are all real singers! You are so popular that you still play lip synching? If you don''t have this ability, don''t be a singer."


    No one dares to say anything about him, but it''s inevitable that some people feel sour. How much does Cheng Dalong love his new apprentice?


    Some people think that Li Tiezhu has climbed the high branch, and some people really admire Li Tiezhu''s voice. It''s really not easy to build a platform with Han Hong with this general singing skill.

 Chapter 229

    After the recording of the Spring Festival Gala, it was very late. Li Tiezhu still put Cheng Dalong in the car before he returned to the hotel.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal of the program very early, waiting for the final stage.


    Time passed quickly. In the blink of an eye, the evening came. The Spring Festival Gala officially began. With the sound of festive music, the hosts'' words of congratulating the new year spread to thousands of families.


    Another spring festival is coming, and another Spring Festival Gala is on.


    At the same time, Chinese people all over the world turned on TV.


    In Li Tiezhu''s hometown, the village is also bustling. Everyone has long known that the Han batch of columns in Lao Li''s family will be on the Spring Festival Gala.


    Li Fugui took Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua back to his hometown for the new year this year. The house is still an old house with red bricks and black tiles, four or five rooms, a small courtyard, a plum tree of more than 30 years, and two animal sheds under the tree that have not been used for a long time.


    As the eldest of his family, Li Fugui invited his brothers Li Fu and Li Fuqiang to celebrate the new year as usual.


    The Li family''s parents died early. Both brothers were helped by Li Fugui to start a family and start a business. For this eldest brother, the two brothers are particularly respected. Everyone is together every new year, but Li Tiezhu is missing this year.


    Lao Li''s family is very excited about Li Tiezhu''s absence. My Lao Li''s baby is going to be on TV.


    The second son, Li fu36, is an honest farmer. He usually works in agriculture and makes some money to support his family in a small factory in the town during the slack season. He married a fat daughter-in-law, carefully selected by Li Fugui, and gave birth to two fat twin boys.


    At the age of 30, Li Fuqiang, the third brother, was taken out by Li Fugui to work when he was very young. He worked in a garment factory for ten years. After getting married, he returned to the town to open a garment store. He was the best and most tired of the three brothers. His daughter-in-law was married in free love and was not fat enough. Li Fugui complained about it at the beginning. However, the third child didn''t like fat, so Li Fugui had to give up. The third family has only a five-year-old daughter, and the three members of the family are also harmonious and happy.


    After the new year''s Eve dinner, Aunt Liu and her two sister-in-law cleaned up the meals and washed the dishes together. The men sat on the tea table and continued to drink and watch the Spring Festival Gala.


    The twins lay on the ground playing marbles, and their snot was thrown disorderly. The daughter of the old three family huddled on the sofa and played with Barbie dolls. Liu Xiaohua was the oldest and helped clean up the dishes and chopsticks like an adult.


    In the village, firecrackers and fireworks have been set off and crackled.


    The second said, "brother, let''s play it, too."


    The third shook his head: "don''t worry, don''t worry, good food is not afraid of late... When Tiezhu comes on, we''ll let him go! Let him go for two hours!"


    Second: "that''s not that I can''t hear the column singing?"


    Third: "can you understand wordy? We are all mud legs. Just listen to fart songs and set off firecrackers to celebrate!"


    Li Fugui was a little reserved: "you are a little floating, and you should keep a low profile. You buy so many fireworks and firecrackers back, for fear that others don''t know that my baby was a little too late for the Spring Festival Gala."


    The second nodded: "yes! The third, it''s not easy for you to make some money. It''s not necessary to be so extravagant. If you want me to say, just buy two rolls of 300 sound firecrackers."


    The third man took out a Chinese cigarette, scattered it to his two brothers and lit it for them. Then he lit one himself and said, "look! China! I''m reluctant to buy it when I''m running. Why should I be so extravagant? Because it''s not easy for my eldest brother and the pillar is promising, I''m happy for him. It doesn''t matter how much money I spend. I was raised by my eldest brother and sister-in-law..."


    Said, also secretly glanced at the kitchen.


    Liu Xiaohua: "don''t worry. My mother''s ears are bad. She can''t usually hear it."


    Old three Oh, just wanted to say, and a little embarrassed.


    Liu Xiaohua: "I won''t tell her either."


    The third said, "sister-in-law is good, but life is hard! Let''s set off firecrackers and fireworks tonight so that she can hear it."


    Li Fugui nodded: "the third is smart. You are the three of us. You have a little brain. You say ha see. The pillar said that you would pay to renovate the road from the village to the town. What else did you say... Well, can you do the whole traditional Chinese medicine breeding base? Don''t say anything?"


    The third thought for a while and then said, "building roads is a good thing, and the village will certainly not oppose it. However, planting traditional Chinese Medicine... I guess I''m angry. These people in the mountain valley don''t have wide horizons and many ideas, so they may not be willing to give up those fields..."


    The second son immediately became nervous: "it''s easy to plant millet, steamed grain and sweet potato. After eating the rest in a year, you can raise pigs and sell money."


    The third said, "look, what did I say?"


    The boss nodded: "I''m also angry. It doesn''t matter. Build the road first."


    Sophomore: "an eight kilometer dirt road costs a lot of money to repair?"


    Third: "a four meter wide cement road, 250000 kilometers. A total of one million, which is still the cost price."


    Li Fugui nodded: "the pillar should be able to take out the money. After all, it''s on the Spring Festival Gala. The Spring Festival Gala should give a lot of money."


    "Three thousand."


    Liu Xiaohua said holding her mobile phone.


    Li Fugui: "that''s impossible! There are hundreds of thousands of programs on the column..."


    Liu Xiaohua said: "the Spring Festival Gala is only 3000. My brother told me personally. However, other programs are really profitable. Next year, he will go to mushroom house. It is said that it is one hundred and twenty thousand episodes, and his album has been divided into tens of millions. There will be more in the future."


    Speaking of the entertainment industry, Liu Xiaohua is right.


    The third man lowered his posture decisively: "the pillar has so much money? What did he tell you?"


    The second took out his ears. He must have heard wrong.


    Liu Xiaohua was a little proud: "my brother didn''t tell me what my sister-in-law told me. She told me everything! She said that according to my brother''s popularity, there would be no problem making hundreds of millions next year."


    The second son was so frightened that he dropped the smoke. He picked it up and put it in his mouth: "coax the ghost..."


    The third brother couldn''t understand. He looked at the eldest brother.


    Li Fugui nodded: "That''s what Zhu told me. However, his company needs to share a little and spend a large part of it for public welfare. However, there will still be a lot left to help his hometown. As for the traditional Chinese medicine base, Zhu also said that the people in the village don''t want to plant the second one first, and they will be willing when they make money. The land of the three of us will be given to you. He will contact you with seedlings, experts and manufacturers, It won''t cost you anything anyway. "


    The second brother didn''t want to plant herbs, but when the eldest brother spoke, he didn''t think much and nodded directly: "HMM."


    After a while, Aunt Liu finished cleaning up and came to watch the Spring Festival Gala together.


    The second aunt beat the twins who were playing marbles on the ground. After crying, she went to hold the third daughter''s relatives and said that she was still a good daughter. The third aunt took an apron to wipe the tears and snot for the twins.


    At 9:30, the host announced:


    "... now let''s welcome Han Hong and Li Tiezhu to bring you the songs" chasing a dream, the heart of a child "and" the road to heaven. "


    The third jumped up and ran out with two boxes of fireworks under the TV cabinet.


    The second kicked over the twins in the way and jumped out.


    Li Fugui took a reserved sip of tea, then put on his hat and walked slowly out of the main room. The sound of firecrackers had already been heard.


    The sound of firecrackers and fireworks from the Li family lasted more than an hour. After they were released, he went home to move. The third man prepared a total of ten boxes, which were dragged back by the tractor of the second uncle''s house next door.


    Now, the second uncle''s family also came to watch the excitement and shouted in the noise of firecrackers: "the pillar is really promising now."


    Li Fugui smiled and nodded, not modest at all.


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    The next day, four o''clock in the afternoon on the first day of the new year.


    A white SUV slowly moved forward on the steep winding mountain road and slowly approached the entrance of the village. Several villagers smoked and chatted under the old locust tree next to the canteen, and their eyes were immediately attracted by the foreign vehicle.


    "It''s the bus from the provincial capital. Which leader is coming? The village head?"


    "Xiao Bu, this car is bigger than the one I took back to my hometown. It must be very expensive."


    "That''s bullying. When I worked outside, the boss drove this car."


    "Isn''t it really the big leader coming?"


    When the villagers were talking, the car stopped at the roadside, the driver''s door opened, and a slightly familiar face came into view.


    Li Tiezhu took out his cigarette and walked over: "Uncle Zhang, uncle Liu, brother Ergou, uncle Zhao, happy New Year... Smoke!"


    Everyone responded to the smoke. It turned out to be a pillar.


    "Is the pillar back? I saw you on TV last night."


    "Did you come back by plane?"


    "I was on TV yesterday and came back today. I must have taken a plane."


    "You bought the car yourself? How much is it?"


    "The dog said, dress well and weigh your head! If you just become a star, it''s different."


    "Pillar, can you drive?"


    "I just got my driver''s license."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t smoke himself and chatted with the villagers.


    Everyone is particularly enthusiastic about Li Tiezhu. After all, because he is a lot tougher in the village now. When he goes out, he often says, "we have a star in our village and went to the Spring Festival Gala."


    After a while, the door opened again. A beautiful girl holding the door slowly got off and walked towards Li Tiezhu and others with a frown.


    The villagers took two steps back one after another, as if they didn''t dare to follow the girl too close.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Why are you down? Are you better?"


    Songzhu''er cried and hawed: "no, you are too winding in the mountain road? My brain has been shaken into paste."


    Li Tiezhu said, "if you don''t come, you cheat to come..."


    Song Zhuer: "hum!"


    Li Tiezhu flew to Shudu early this morning and received a call from Song Zhuer. She has arrived in Shudu.


    It turned out that she had been colluding with Liu Xiaohua privately for many days. Liu Xiaohua photographed many beautiful scenes of Li Tiezhu''s hometown and encouraged her to play. Songzhuer was a little excited, but it was obviously inappropriate to run around for the new year, so she jokingly mentioned it to her mother.


    My mother immediately began to book a ticket for her and said, "your father and I wanted to go to Bali. I didn''t expect you to be busy this year... That''s good."


    Then, songzhuer was sent here.


    Zhang Xiaomeng asked people to rent the car. Originally, a driver sent Li Tiezhu home, but when he arrived in the county, Li Tiezhu asked the driver to take a taxi home for reunion and drove back to the village with songzhuer. After all, he is more familiar with the road of his hometown than foreign drivers. At the age of 14 or 15, he drives without a license and drives the second uncle''s tractor to drag bricks and cement back and forth.


    After a brief greeting, Li Tiezhu, who returned to his hometown, was itchy. He went to the grocery store and bought two boxes of cleaning guns. He helped songzhuer into the car and drove on. There were still hundreds of meters to his house.


    After the car left, the villagers'' gossip became stronger. What they said most was about the beautiful woman.

 Chapter 230

    Matsutake couldn''t figure it out at the beginning. How could he be packed and sent away by his mother? There''s no logic at all.


    Although her character comes from her mother, she doesn''t run to people''s homes for the new year. Rao Shisong Chuer has no face and skin. She also feels ashamed of such behavior.


    It was not until she arrived in Shudu that she received a call from sister Zhuang, saying that she was helping songzhuer support a poverty alleviation project to improve her image while benefiting the countryside.


    After all, the image of songzhuer really needs to be improved.


    The object of support is near Li Tiezhu''s hometown. She doesn''t understand the details. It is roughly the external sales of mountain specialties.


    She can go to Li Tiezhu''s house for two days, and then go to the supported villages and towns. It''s like an investigation. In fact, the work is done by the agent team, and she just needs to show up.


    In this way, songzhuer came to Li Tiezhu''s house for a good reason.


    However, she completely underestimated the terrible of these mountain roads. Needless to say, they are all mountains with an altitude of more than 1000, and the roads can''t be leveled naturally. There are many and urgent curves, but why is the road only two meters and five meters wide? And it''s still a bumpy dirt road.


    When Li Tiezhu drove overbearing and sped on the mountain road, songzhuer was almost scared of heart disease. Several times, sitting in the co pilot''s seat, she thought she was going to be thrown under the cliff.


    Songzhuer, who was not carsick, was scared and dizzy, and the whole person collapsed a little.


    This time, songzhuer had a new understanding of Li Tiezhu. She only knew that Li Tiezhu''s family was poor, but she didn''t know it was so poor.


    She never knew that the real countryside was so remote and poor.


    Before returning to the village, Li Tiezhu took her to visit his primary school, which was a two-story brick building. Li Tiezhu said that he had no building when he went to school. It leaked rain in summer and wind in winter. The new teaching building was built only in recent years.


    Outside the school wall, they also met several children who turned over the wall and stole their homework books.


    Songzhuer sighed: "although they are poor, they all love learning!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "those who really love learning do their homework or help work at home. Only those who don''t love learning turn into school and steal homework books and chalk. Moreover, almost every two or three years, a child breaks his hands and feet."


    Matsushita: "ah! So miserable?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "it''s not tragic. After the injury, there are two severe beatings from parents and teachers. That''s tragic."


    Songzhuer said, "it''s amazing here."


    After arriving at the entrance of the village, Li Tiezhu said he would surprise songzhu''er. He jumped out of the car and greeted a group of villagers. Songzhu''er also followed and wanted to talk to the villagers, but they were embarrassed to talk to her, especially the men.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu bought two boxes of something, got on the bus and left.


    The car turned over a hill, turned around and stopped next to a six wheeled tractor on a dirt terrace.


    After waiting for a group of people there, songzhuer saw the figure of Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua. She suddenly became nervous. She felt flustered when her ugly daughter-in-law saw her father-in-law, and even wanted to return by the same road in the car.


    Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu, helpless: "Tiezhu..."


    Li Tiezhu took out a plastic bag of cheap biscuits and candy and handed it to matsushu''er: "it''s all right. Get out of the car and divide some for the children."


    With that, Li Tiezhu got out of the car.


    Songzhuer still couldn''t summon up courage. Li Tiezhu opened the door for her and helped her get off.


    Iron head baby always blushed because there were twenty or thirty people around. There are more than ten standing on the Turpan, three children on the tractor, two riding on the wall of the left yard, and four or five old men squatting on the ridge on the right.


    No matter how you live in the spotlight, you are also a little scared when you encounter this situation.


    Another rhubarb dog shook its tail and rubbed Li Tiezhu. He was kicked away by Li Tiezhu and screamed.


    Songzhuer''s legs were a little soft in the car. Li Tiezhu almost helped him out of the car by holding him.


    She heard a burst of stealing laughter. Several rural women, wearing aprons and carrying dolls, laughed recklessly:


    "I heard that the girl is also a star."


    "Oh, you look so white!"


    "She looks good, but she doesn''t know that she has the strength to serve men at the head of the bed."


    "Look at the man in your house. His eyes have fallen out."


    "Too thin, it must be difficult to bear..."


    "The main thing is that the ass is small and the milk is not big."


    "You know a hammer, people''s dolls eat milk powder, foreign milk powder."


    "Her clothes are so beautiful. At least seven or eight hundred and one?"


    Songzhuer''s cheeks are hot. Can''t you keep your voice down?


    She picked up the plastic bag of the car and went to distribute snacks to several children on the tractor. The children were dirty, some had frostbite on their faces, and even their ears were about to rot. she held out a carrot like hand to take the snacks, never said thank you, hid from her eyes shyly and inferiorly, ate quietly, and even fought for a biscuit.


    Songzhuer gave two jelly to a two-year-old girl with wild flowers on her head: "what''s your name?"


    The little girl struggled to sit in the mud. Songzhuer was startled and hurried to hold it. Then, the little girl cried and a huge snot bubble came out of her nostrils.


    A woman came and picked up the little girl and said to songzhu''er, "the little girl knows her birth..."


    Songzhu''er was embarrassed: "sorry! I didn''t want to scare her... I just saw that she was cute. What''s her name?"


    The woman said, "call Er Niu."


    Matsushita: "ah! That''s a nice name."


    The woman was a little bolder: "I''ve seen your TV show, hot claw! It''s fierce to fight."


    Songzhu''er scratched his head and said happily, "Hey, hey... How old are you?"


    Woman: "I''m nineteen years old."


    Matsushita: "is er Niu your sister?"


    Woman: "it''s my baby."


    Songzhuer''s mood suddenly fell back to the bottom of the valley, his nose was slightly sour, and he smiled far fetched: "ha ha, very cute..."


    At this time, several other women also gathered around and didn''t speak. They just looked around pine and bamboo. Their eyes were straight. There was no malice, but a kind of pure curiosity.


    Songzhuer felt very uncomfortable, just like they were visiting the zoo.


    Fortunately, Liu Xiaohua reacted quickly, broke out of the siege, took songzhuer''s arm, and shouted to the group of women, "what are you looking at? Get out of the way!"


    As expected, the women stepped aside and scolded Liu Xiaohua for not understanding the rules. Liu Xiaohua yelled at them. It was very kind. A woman offered a basket of pumpkin seeds to Liu Xiaohua from home, saying it was for Li Tiezhu''s new daughter-in-law.


    There was a trembling old woman who gave songzhuer two earth sugarcane and talked about it very much:


    "In the mountains, we are very poor and don''t have anything to eat. You are a girl in the city and don''t have a good reception... Zhuzhu is a good man. He has been good since childhood, and his old man is also diligent..."


    The old lady took songzhuer''s hand and said for a long time. Finally, she left with a basket on her back.


    Songzhuer asked, "who is this grandma?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "I don''t know. I''m not their relatives anyway."


    Songzhuer thinks the people here are so warm and simple.


    After that, a group of little boys were beaten away by Liu Xiaohua with stones: "sister-in-law, we rural people are like this. We have a stupid mouth and can''t speak, but people are very good. Look, they like you!"


    Matsushita: "really?"


    Liu Xiaohua said, "when my mother and I came a few days ago, there were many onlookers, but they were not so enthusiastic. You see, someone else gave you something!"


    "Then you still hurt them?"


    "No! That''s how we talk. Shout."


    "Where are we going now? Where is Tiezhu''s house?"


    "There is a bamboo forest behind that house. Let''s wait for my brother first. You can''t go home by yourself."


    "Why?"


    "It seems that his father can''t pick you up. He wants to meet you at the door."


    "Ah?"


    Liu Xiaohua and songzhu''er stood by and waited. From time to time, a small broken child with a runny face ran over and didn''t speak. It was just pestling. Songzhu''er was inexplicable.


    Liu Xiaohua handed him another snack and said, "go away and play!" the little broken child ran away.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu wants to take care of Songzhu, but he can''t have a chance at all.


    Male neighbors headed by the second uncle rushed over one after another, hooked shoulders with Li Tiezhu, smoked, and then circled around the car. Finally, they climbed up and sat down, either asking how much the car was or when they would get married and drink wedding wine with the girl.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu got rid of his enthusiastic blind dates and locked his car home.


    Rural people are like this. Whenever someone comes back from outside, they should join in to see the excitement. When they arrive, they will join in to smoke and chat. It will take more than half an hour to disperse slowly.


    After Li Tiezhu returned to him, songzhuer finally came back to life and was very curious all the way.


    "What is this?"


    "Rape."


    "What about this?"


    "This is cabbage."


    "The water in this pit is so black."


    "This is dung, pig dung."


    "Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu''s home is not far from the dirt road. It''s just around the corner. Li Fugui and Aunt Liu greet them at the door, laughing so bad. While grabbing songzhuer''s box and bag, he enthusiastically introduced Li Tiezhu''s uncles and aunts to her.


    The second uncle was too simple and honest. He blushed like a monkey''s ass. he didn''t dare to look at the pine bamboo son like an immortal daughter. He tilted his neck and said, "good morning."


    Matsushita: "Oh! Good afternoon, second uncle."


    The second uncle''s face was even more red and embarrassed. Then he slapped big Shuang in the face with his backhand: "don''t you go to move the bench for your sister-in-law?"


    Da Shuang wailed and went to move the wooden stool.


    Xiaoshuang gloated and laughed. The second uncle kicked him over: "make tea!"


    The third uncle had seen some things in the world. Holding what he thought was a natural and unrestrained temperament, he said to songzhu''er, "the family is simple, I hope you don''t dislike it! Come in and sit down, pengpi will shine..."


    Matsushita: "thank you."


    Then, Li Tiezhu introduced songzhuer to meet three children.


    Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu strangely: "how did you tell your family? Why did I feel wrong? Like that or something."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "I didn''t say anything. You have to ask Liu Xiaohua."


    Matsushita: "how embarrassing!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "if you don''t count this time, don''t you have to experience it again next time? Besides, since we had dinner together last time, don''t you fix it yourself."


    "You promised?"


    "Why don''t I refuse?"


    "You dare!"


    Songzhuer stared with a little pride on her face. Then she suddenly said, "I finally know why you are so keen on doing public welfare! Before, I thought mushroom house was a real rural area."


    "Mushroom house, that''s a resort! It''s completely different from the countryside."


    Li Tiezhu is busy settling his and songzhuer''s luggage.


    Liu Xiaohua took songzhuer to visit the dilapidated old house, took a bone and went next door to say hello to the second uncle''s rhubarb.


    Liu Xiaohua is very experienced: "feed it well first to avoid being bitten by a dog!"

 Chapter 231

    "Rhubarb! Come and eat bones."


    Liu Xiaohua shouted. A rhubarb dog ran out of the yard next door with his tongue outstretched and a happy face. When he saw songzhuer, he suddenly braked. His expression was even a little wronged. He turned his eyes and secretly looked at songzhuer.


    Isn''t this the one that Li Tiezhu kicked out of the car?


    All the dogs in the countryside are spiritual. Although rhubarb is not Li Tiezhu''s dog, it is very close to Li Tiezhu, so today we warmly welcome Li Tiezhu. Unexpectedly, he kicked him, as if it was because of this woman.


    So rhubarb doesn''t like her.


    Liu Xiaohua shouted again. Rhubarb still hesitated.


    Songzhuer shouted, "rhubarb, rhubarb."


    Rhubarb bared his teeth: "ouch..."


    Li Tiezhu came from behind: "spicy claw, just when I took you out of the car, I was afraid you would kick it away. It should be angry with you."


    Matsushita: "why is it angry with me when you kick it?"


    Without explanation, Li Tiezhu shouted, "rhubarb, come here. This is my daughter-in-law."


    Songzhu''er was slightly stunned. What did he say? Hey, hey, hey


    As expected, rhubarb came over and didn''t eat meat and bones. He first had fun with Li Tiezhu, then tentatively sniffed pine and bamboo, shook his tail at Pine and bamboo, and finally walked away with meat and bones in his mouth.


    Li Tiezhu: "he remembers your taste. He won''t bite you in the future."


    Songzhuer was surprised: "is it so powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu''s ability to popularize science and rhubarb with pine and bamboo children. An eight year old dog can not only chase ducks in the water, but also chase rabbits up the mountain with people.


    At home, the second uncle saw that songzhuer had gone out, so he crowded into the third brother sawing wood next to the barn and said with lingering fear: "that girl is so beautiful that I can''t speak. She really likes my pillar?"


    Li Fuqiang said, "I''m not sweating cold on my back! I''ve made it clear about them? However, she looks like a good girl and looks quiet."


    Second uncle: "it must be quiet! Where have I seen such a good girl?"


    Third uncle: "this spicy claw, I think it''s an immortal daughter. It should be a charming eldest lady at home."


    The second uncle giggled: "it must be Miss Qianjin! Will you climb the tree and take out the bird''s nest like our rural girls?"


    Outside the hospital, Liu Xiaohua cheered: "sister-in-law is powerful!"


    Songzhuer''s exaggerated laughter came from the sky.


    The second uncle and the third uncle looked up and saw the fairy daughter sitting across the three meter high plum tree laughing proudly. They stayed for about half a minute, bowed their heads, looked at each other, and became more confused.


    Aunt Liu walked across the yard with bacon and was startled: "Liu Xiaohua! I killed you. Did you let your sister climb the tree? Get back! Iron pillar, get her down quickly and be careful not to fall."


    Hearing the voice, Li Fugui rushed out and looked online. His daughter-in-law was as agile as an ape.


    Li fufu and Li Fuqiang are so embarrassed that which daughter-in-law climbs a tree the first day she comes home? It''s too embarrassing. Don''t look at big brother, lest he be embarrassed. They lowered their heads tremblingly and pretended to be busy.


    Li Fugui said, "spicy claw, don''t move. I''ll get the lantern and hang it higher."


    With that, old man Li took out about a dozen little red lanterns and handed them up with bamboo poles. Songzhuer hung the little red lanterns all over the plum tree before he slowly climbed down with a full sense of achievement.


    Enjoying the red lanterns hanging high, Li Fugui came to the two brothers and said, "bamboo is still fierce? Climb so high. I was worried that she was too thin to bear. Now she seems too worried. With this body, tut tut......"


    Second uncle: "brother is right."


    Third uncle: "the big star also climbs trees to play, which shows that she has no intention. She is a good girl."


    Liu Xiaohua was called back, but he was not beaten. Old man Li protected Liu Xiaohua. He could spoil the girl, and Aunt Liu couldn''t help it.


    Outside the hospital, songzhuer patted the ash on the inside of his pants: "iron pillar, am I powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "awesome! You often fall in the mushroom house. How can you climb a tree?"


    Matsushita: "Hey! I''m best at grasping life-saving straw, because I often wrestle. Climbing a tree is different. Just arch up with the trunk. Do you think the girl climbing a tree is indecent?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, after all, climbing trees is so fun."


    Pine bamboo son bared his teeth: "I''ll climb you later! Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu slapped her on the back of the head: "be civilized!"


    Later, Li Tiezhu took out the treasures bought in the canteen and gave them a box to the twins. He and songzhuer went out with a box. Liu Xiaohua had a hard life and was forced by Aunt Liu to help the kitchen.


    People in the village are warmly discussing the beautiful daughter-in-law of Zhu. They are praising and admiring each other, just as Li Tiezhu took off the stars in the sky. Soon, however, the wind began to change.


    "People are actresses and big stars. Do you think they are as vulgar as us? People''s toilets are inlaid with gold..."


    "No, I just saw the big star climbing a tree and smiled like a madman."


    "The Third Master said that the pillar and his mother-in-law are playing with cleaning guns in the back. They are so big..."


    "I saw it. The hot claw took a gun to explode cow dung, which scared aunt Zhou''s cow."


    "The star seems to have a bad head. When his mother-in-law saw her kissing the pillar on the road, she kissed Zhizhi..."


    Finally, we found that we were cheated. This beautiful big star is actually a Han Bao, just like Li Tiezhu. In this way, some people sigh, while others balance a little.


    Rural people are simple and simple, but they also have a simple but strong heart of gossip. Therefore, the story about the star mother-in-law of Lao Li''s pillar has changed from ten to one hundred, for example:


    "That pine and bamboo is like a monkey. He wants to climb when he sees a tree."


    "Li Tiezhu''s mother-in-law stuffed the cleaning gun into the cow''s ass and burst the big buffalo string for half a month."


    "It''s shameless for spicy claw and Li Tiezhu to touch and mess on the road."


    At six o''clock, Lao Li''s family dinner officially began.


    The big round table was packed with twelve people. Li Fugui sat on the top of the table, then silently picked up a large wine pot of 15 kg and began to pour wine into the bowl, a total of five bowls.


    It''s not that they can''t afford a cup, but the Li brothers simply think that they don''t bother to add wine to a small wine cup. It''s almost enough to drink a whole half catty of the sea bowl alone.


    Li fufu counted: "brother, there is one more bowl of wine. You, me, my third brother and pillars. A total of four bowls is enough."


    Li Fuqiang quietly kicked the second brother and handed the wine to the new sister-in-law: "sister-in-law, drink well."


    Aunt Liu let the wine bowl to her side: "I can''t drink, I can''t drink."


    Li Fuqiang was stunned when he was about to say something.


    Songzhu''er took the bowl with one hand and stood up and said, "uncle, second uncle and third uncle, they have deep feelings and are stuffy. I''ll do it. You''re free!"


    Li Fugui was afraid of having an accident and said, "the family doesn''t have to drink like this. Drink slowly, drink slowly!"


    Songzhuer said, "I''ll drink half of it."


    Gudu, gudu, half a bowl of rural sorghum wine, songzhuer wiped his mouth, picked up the bowl and twisted it to Li Tiezhu: "don''t say anything. I''m happy today..."


    Li Tiezhu handed a paper towel: "drink less."


    Songzhuer drank half of it again, and there was only one or two wine left in the bowl.


    Li Fugui picked up the wine pot and thought, the handle of the wine pot is still warm. I just put it down for half a minute. He planned to pour less wine for songzhu''er. When he came home for the first time, he was poured over. It was hard to say. He thought Lao Li''s family cheated his daughter-in-law by this means.


    Matsushita grabbed the wine pot and said, "how can I let my uncle pour wine? I''ll do it myself."


    Another big bowl.


    The third Li Fuqiang stared round and looked at his eldest brother Li Fugui. Li Fugui shook his head slightly and motioned us to let her order.


    Songzhuer picked up chopsticks to eat. Li Fugui cooked the dinner himself. Needless to say, it was very delicious. Pines and bamboos ate heartily, sweating with heat, and didn''t stop.


    The four men of Lao Li''s family had a good time pushing glasses for lamps. No one took care of pines and bamboos.


    This moved her a little. The men of my Tiezhu family are really real men. They never bully women at the wine table. Just rush here. I have to give you a toast!


    "Second uncle! You are a sincere man. I feel kind when I see you! Sincere people are blessed. How happy are you twins fighting for chicken legs? Come on! One and a half bowls!"


    "Third uncle! You are the iron pillar. He kisses third uncle. That''s my third uncle! Don''t say anything, just say that you are the only man with double eyelids in Lao Li''s family. Come and do half a bowl!"


    "Iron pillar, what''s the matter with your eyes? Always blinking? Come and... Do half a bowl."


    "Uncle, the massage chair I gave you last time can still be kissed? Right? That''s good. Come on, come on, dry half a bowl."


    In ten minutes, songzhuer directly killed more than a kilogram of sorghum wine, and the whole person... Was in high spirits.


    Li Tiezhu is confused. This girl usually gets dizzy after drinking half a kilo. What''s the matter today?


    "Spicy claw, are you okay?"


    Matsushita: "a little dizzy, but I can hold it. Don''t worry, I won''t embarrass you!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little afraid: "do you usually drink only half a catty..."


    Songzhu''er shook his head seriously: "that''s what I usually take medicine, not my complete form! In order to earn face for you today, I haven''t taken medicine for three days, hum!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t turn the corner. He drank my old man and earned me face?


    You are a girl with such a rough style. What do the elders think?


    Second uncle: "spicy claw! You look good. Our daughter-in-law of Lao Li''s family can''t chirp. Let''s go!"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... Let''s go!"


    Third uncle: "it''s the first time I''ve seen such a forthright star! Have courage and go!"


    Matsushita: "under the bandit number, iron head baby, chief baby, come!"


    Li Fugui held the wine bowl and his hand was shaking: "tie Zhu is happy to meet such a good girl as you. I''m an old man! I''ll do it, you can..."


    Matsushita: "ton..."


    Li Tiezhu wanted to persuade him, but Li Fugui slapped him on the forehead: "learn from others well, drink straight, don''t loose and put your belt! Burp ~"


    Matsushita: "second uncle... Hey? Where''s the second uncle?"


    Aunt Liu and her second aunt lifted the second uncle from under the table and were unconscious.


    Look at the third uncle, he has fallen asleep on the table.


    Li Fugui''s expression was angry: "two disappointing things... Vomit..."


    Songzhu''er scratched his head: "iron pillar, what''s the matter with them?"


    Li Tiezhu took away her wine bowl: "don''t drink it! I''ll get them to sleep and have a good meal."


    Li Tiezhu moved the three brothers into the bedroom, threw them on a bed, and then came out to eat.


    On the dinner table, the second aunt and the third aunt looked at songzhuer with great fear. Even the twins didn''t dare to rob the chicken''s skull, so they bowed their heads and cooked silently.


    Over there, Liu Xiaohua gave a thumbs up to songzhu''er.


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey, hey... Hiccup! Iron pillar, let''s go?"


    Li Tiezhu stared at her, and songzhuer bowed his head and drank soup quietly.


    I had a dinner party and had a mess.

 Chapter 232

    This night, tietouwa''s achievements were brilliant. The third child of the Li family was stunned, the second child was filled with shuttle table, and the eldest brother directly beat the rabbit (drank and vomited). The two aunts of the Li family were in awe of songzhuer, and the twins didn''t dare to throw their noses.


    After cleaning up the dishes, chopsticks and kitchen, the second and third aunts wore aprons and looked at the pine bamboo son who was crossing his legs and punching Li Tiezhu in the sofa. They looked a little timid. The three children hid behind them and didn''t dare to show their heads. It seemed as if they all felt a great change - the family turned over.


    The three mountains that once weighed on their heads have been overthrown, and the new masters seem to be still experiencing the final competition.


    On the sofa, Li Tiezhu lost more than his fist, drank half a bowl, chewed a few marinated chicken feet, and his throat was hot.


    Li Tiezhu succeeded in succession?


    Or pine and bamboo doves occupy the magpie''s nest?


    Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua spend their spare time watching TV and occasionally talking to their second and third aunts. However, they concentrate on peeping into the battlefield and don''t answer at all.


    Song Zhuer laughed: "ha ha! Iron pillar, you can''t drink me when drinking, and you can''t row me when boxing! Drink!"


    Li Tiezhu lost again. He picked up the wine bowl and looked at it. It seems a little too much!


    Matsushita: "drink quickly! Don''t let me look down on you!"


    Shit!


    Li Tiezhu put down the wine bowl, pulled the pine and bamboo son and lay on his lap. He slapped a few times, and then pulled it up: "do you want to drink?"


    Songzhu''er blushed and said, "no, I''m wrong..."


    The three aunts stared at the TV, and the children did not squint. Only Liu Xiaohua stretched out a thumb from her mother''s creaking nest, and then turned down 180 degrees. I don''t know whether it''s for Li Tiezhu or songzhuer.


    Li Tiezhu regained the upper hand and said, "what kind of medicine do you have? Do you still restrain your drinking?"


    Matsushita: "no, that''s the medicine to help sleep. So, usually I drink a little, I can''t help but want to sleep. I''m not drunk."


    "How much do you drink?"


    "More than a kilo?"


    "Then you should have been drunk today."


    "Already drunk."


    "I can''t see."


    "Anyway, I''m not normal when I''m awake. I can''t see whether I''m drunk or not."


    "Also..."


    The survivors of the family watched a bad TV for a while. Li Tiezhu staggered and sealed big red envelopes for four children, including Liu Xiaohua. Everyone was ready to break up.


    Two aunts and three aunts respectively asked Old Li Jiaxin''s "speaker" Li Tiezhu for instructions, and Li Tiezhu strongly supported them to see them off.


    In fact, it''s not far. The second aunt and the third aunt live in the second aunt''s house dozens of meters away. Songzhuer is clever now and holds Li Tiezhu to prevent him from making a fool of himself.


    Then, the family will assign rooms. It was originally a room for old man Li and Aunt Liu, a room for Liu Xiaohua and songzhuer, and a room for Li Tiezhu.


    Now, the three brothers directly occupied the main house. How to divide the remaining two bedrooms? Aunt Liu didn''t dare to make her own opinion, so she looked at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu also wondered. She looked at songzhu''er. Songzhu''er blushed. If she didn''t want a face, she couldn''t arrange herself by herself?


    Liu Xiaohua interrupted: "I''ll burn foot washing water. My brother and sister-in-law finish washing early and go to the east house to have a rest."


    Matsushita: "thank you, Xiaohua."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Aunt Liu turned and went to wipe the table. She had wiped the table four or five times tonight.


    She wanted to arrange it, but she was embarrassed to say. Anyway, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer lived in the upper and lower bunks of a house on the construction site. They sleep one above and one below. The specific who sleeps above depends on the situation. They discussed it by themselves.


    The bed in the countryside is a wooden bed, with thick and soft dry straw under it, a layer of cotton wool and bed sheets on it, and the pillow is also embroidered linen with some straw.


    Songzhuer was very interested in the bed and climbed from the head of the bed to the end of the bed to study it everywhere.


    Li Tiezhu is really drunk. Today he has exceeded his drinking capacity. He depends on hard support. When he lay in bed, he yawned wrapped in a quilt and soon fell asleep. Suddenly, he felt a cold little hand put somewhere on him and opened his eyes immediately.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"


    Pine bamboo son lay beside with fluffy hair and a bad smile on his face: "Hey, hey... Is it cool?"


    "Get your hands off!"


    "No, my hands are cold. Keep them warm here."


    "Well, don''t move."


    Li Tiezhu had no choice but to acquiesce and put songzhuer''s hand on his stomach to bake.


    Worried that songzhuer was afraid of the dark, Li Tiezhu didn''t turn off the light.


    Songzhu''er watched Li Tiezhu fall asleep. His eyes blinked and suddenly showed a strange smile.


    "Iron pillar? Pillar? Cute?"


    Songzhu''er reached out and poked Li Tiezhu''s dark face. When he found that he didn''t respond, he smiled even more evil.


    As soon as the quilt was lifted, her little head shrank in.


    There came a exclamation: "wow... How cute! Hey, hey..."


    The next day, Li Tiezhu woke up a little late.


    He looked at his side. Songzhuer had woken up. He was holding his chin with one hand and staring at him with water Lingling''s big eyes.


    "Did you sleep well last night?"


    "Ah! Very good."


    "Hey, hey... That''s OK, that''s OK."


    "What''s the matter? Don''t you sleep on drugs?"


    "No, the doctor said that I was in a good mental state in the last six months and could give up medicine appropriately."


    "That''s good. Get up."


    "I want to sleep again."


    With that, songzhu''er lay on Li Tiezhu''s chest and hugged him.


    Li Tiezhu''s heart pounded. The soft pines and bamboos, with warm body temperature, pressed on him, making him a little dizzy.


    Neither of them spoke. After lying down for more than ten minutes, Matsushita took the lead in getting up.


    When they dressed and got up, songzhu''er unexpectedly showed a shy appearance. Hiding from Li Tiezhu''s eyes, they buttoned the small clothes inside. I don''t know whether they are nervous or what. They haven''t buttoned them for a long time.


    Although the countryside is cold and sleeps in warm underwear at night, songzhuer habitually unties the buttons, otherwise he is uncomfortable.


    Li Tiezhu put it on and said, "let me help you."


    After that, put your left hand in and click for a second.


    Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu strangely: "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Matsushita: "it looks like an old driver. Hum! You two are shameless."


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. I really don''t. lengba is so obedient. Where do I need to do it? What I say, what she does... I buckle so fast, it''s all luck, luck


    After getting out of bed, Li Tiezhu found several small paper balls beside the bed and wondered, "spicy claw, have you caught a cold?"


    Songzhuer left the bed, wrapped the small paper balls with some new paper towels, got up and ran.


    Li Tiezhu chased out for no reason. She ran out of the yard, threw the paper ball into the cesspit next to the vegetable field, and then ran back with her head buried.


    "What are you doing?"


    "Hey, hey, hey, hey..."


    Songzhuer''s cheeks were slightly hot, but he was elated. As expected, Tiezhu didn''t find out. I''m really a genius! Go back and ridicule lengba. What is Li Tiezhu? King Kong is not bad and can''t be done by hand? Isn''t that done? As long as you work hard, the iron column will grind out


    Thinking like this, songzhuer moved his arms, slightly sour and soft.


    hey!


    I, young people never talk about martial virtue!


    On this day, we had glutinous rice balls for breakfast. However, this glutinous rice ball was special because it was not sweet, but filled with meat. It was very delicious. The exhausted songzhuer ate six at a time.


    The three brothers of the Li family also got up and were still dizzy, but they were obviously more friendly to songzhu''er.


    In the morning, Li Tiezhu took song Zhuer and Liu Xiaohua to catch fish in the pond. Wearing waterproof pants and a bamboo cover, he covered more than a dozen small crucian carp. At noon, Li Laohan made her favorite sour and spicy crucian carp for Zhu Er.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu took his brothers and sisters up the mountain to bake sausages and cook bamboo rice. The twins ran all over the mountain and nobody cared. Songzhuer still took three steps and fell down. Li Tiezhu took care of them all the way. Liu Xiaohua was busy. While taking care of her youngest sister coke, she had to live a barbecue.


    At the dinner table in the evening, Li Fugui changed into two bottles of wine brought by the third, which was called for a change of taste. In fact, he got one.


    After being educated by Li Tiezhu, songzhuer didn''t drink any more wine and took a few symbolic sips. After all, she had drunk good red wine, which was really hard to swallow.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu still had a room with songzhu''er.


    According to the simple ideas of Li Fugui and Aunt Liu, after all, they both slept together last night. It must have been a long time ago. It''s inappropriate to separate people today. Young people are in good health.


    In the middle of the night, songzhuer repeated his old tricks and made a sneak attack. Li Tiezhu caught him and caught the stolen goods.


    Li Tiezhu was speechless and choked: "how can you sneak attack?"


    Matsushita: "also? So is lengba? I thought you couldn''t control the iron pillar overlord to bow..."


    Li Tiezhu slapped pine and bamboo.


    Songzhu''er tooted his mouth and held back his smile: "hum! You see you''re going to explode."


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly lifted his pants, unable to laugh or cry.


    "We can''t do this."


    "I like you."


    "I like you too, but..."


    "No, but."


    "Well, from now on, you are my girlfriend."


    "So hasty?"


    "Ang."


    "Then... Come on!"


    "What are you coming for?"


    "I''m lying down! I''m not afraid of you!"


    Matsushita looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. He is especially... Arrogant.


    Li Tiezhu pressed the past, and his heart was full of evil thoughts.


    After a while, songzhuer was in pain and couldn''t breathe with laughter: "don''t... don''t, ha ha ha... Don''t tickle me... Ah ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu was good at Kung Fu. He scratched for a while. Suddenly, his move changed to sunflower acupoint pointing hand.


    Songzhuer immediately lost his mind and his skull was about to explode!


    What a wonderful world!


    The door of the new universe opened to her. The stars were bright and boundless. Every grain of dust was so vivid and wonderful.


    Soon, the rookie songzhuer disarmed and surrendered.


    Li Tiezhu took out a new one from the box for her, and then comforted her with his arms.


    Songzhuer hugged Li Tiezhu and gently bit him on the shoulder. I can''t lift my head with shame. The situation just now is too embarrassing.

 Chapter 233

    On the third day of the lunar new year, songzhuer was obsessed with the sun all day. He talked and punched Li Tiezhu from time to time. After playing, he didn''t speak, so he glanced at Li Tiezhu, and then snorted or bah.


    For example, Li Tiezhu said, "in the future, a small villa will be built in my hometown, with the whole fountain at the door."


    Dong!


    Pine and bamboo son hit with a fist: "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    For example, when Li Tiezhu saw that the second uncle''s sow gave birth, he tutted: "your old sow can give birth! It''s enough milk!"


    Dong!


    Songzhuer punched again: "hum!"


    For another example, when Li Tiezhu started the car, he complained: "the rented car is unreliable. The lubricating oil is obviously not enough. It shakes when driving."


    The pine and bamboo clang was another pink Fist: "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Pine and bamboo twisted their fingers: "shameless..."


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    In fact, songzhu''er also knows that she is too sensitive, too sensitive, but she has known Zhao Liya for a long time, and the whole person''s thinking is not correct. No wonder she. Who makes that little girl''s brain circuit strange? I can drive any car, and I feel like pushing my back


    Rabbit smash... Is a person who obviously does not break away from low taste!


    Li Tiezhu is going to send songzhu''er to the neighboring county to meet her team, and he also has to go to Shudu and fly to the East China Sea early tomorrow morning, because the animated film "those things about the rabbit that year" will be released early tomorrow morning.


    Songzhu''er was very tired. Li Fugui gave him a red envelope. She ran for tens of meters. The second and third uncles gave her a red envelope and ran for tens of meters. They all ran sweating.


    However, this is my old rule in daxichuan. You can''t refuse a red envelope from your elders. It''s impolite. But you can''t do it right away. It will be too philistine. You must chase me for a lap to celebrate.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer got on the bus and said goodbye to the elders. It''s the younger generation''s turn.


    The third aunt held coke: "say goodbye to my brother and sister."


    Coke said cleverly, "goodbye, brother and sister-in-law."


    The third aunt was shocked. Liu Xiaohua smiled but didn''t speak. She hid her merit and reputation.


    Unwilling to show weakness, the second aunt kicked over the two children: "Li tiegen, Li Tieji, say goodbye to your brother and sister-in-law."


    The twins wiped their noses and said goodbye.


    Li Tiezhu drove off.


    Songzhu''er sighed: "Oh, my God! Is it too clever for your old Li family to name boys? Li Tiezhu, Li tiegen, Li Tieji! Tut tut... Pay attention to!"


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "what''s the matter? Our brothers are iron generation! The people are rich in iron bones and hearts, which is written in the genealogy."


    "What''s your grandpa''s name?"


    "Li Guoyong, my grandfather''s name is Li Yintao. I heard that it was the day of birth when the peach tree was in blossom."


    "Hey, ha ha... Your grandpa is so cute... Why not call him Li Yinhua?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    On the winding mountain highway for dozens of miles, pine and bamboo collapsed again. When they got off in the neighboring county, their feet were empty and their faces were bloodless. They were still supported by Li Tiezhu. The staff of songzhuer team who came to meet them were stunned. Li Tiezhu is a bastard! Don''t you know, take it easy? It''s only two days, and you''ve been tossing people like this!


    Songzhuer was still a little sticky to Li Tiezhu. He was reluctant to leave. He took Li Tiezhu and whispered some famous words. Finally, he said:


    "Kill lengba! Hum!"


    "Why did you kill her?"


    "Bah!"


    Dong!


    Songzhuer hit Li Tiezhu''s chest with a head hammer. Indeed, he was worthy of being an iron head baby. Li Tiezhu felt a little pain.


    After that, song Zhuer went to do her helping business, and Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu.


    Returning to the new house in Shudu, Li Tiezhu had a barbecue with Qin Tao, who also went home for the new year. However, ban Hua went to the Australian Open and had to offer a glass of wine to wish her not to meet Xiaowei too early.


    After a barbecue, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are ready to kill the last beer. Zheng Yanzi''s video phone calls.


    Li Tiezhu: "I have a hunch that it''s not good news."


    Qin Tao: "do you need a hunch?"


    Sure enough, Zheng Yanzi looked depressed and said that she met Xiao Wei in the first round today, and then... She was swept out at 3:0. The whole audience was broken ten times, and she didn''t break once


    Li Tiezhu regretted: "it doesn''t matter. You''re only 18 now. There''s a big gap between your physical strength and the other party. You can do it with more training!"


    Qin Tao: "Banhua, come on! Turn over Xiaowei next time."


    After hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao looked at each other, patted the table decisively, and cheered in unison: "boss! Another beer!"


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu went home to sleep and sorted out his experiences and experiences during this period.


    Li Tiezhu''s acting career is not long, only half a year, which can be divided into three sections.


    The first paragraph is a blockbuster.


    Focusing on super good voice, Li Tiezhu''s music "talent" amazed the world. It was popular not only in China, but also abroad, and won tens of millions of loyal fans.


    In the second paragraph, both sides meet.


    With "ha ha ha ha" as the main line, Li Tiezhu not only became a permanent guest of SiHa, but also performed extremely well in the program. He not only cooperated with other guests, but also showed his extraordinary variety talent. Masked singers and big and small kings also made a splash. They even asked Cheng Dalong to make an exception and accept him as a disciple. They were also shocked by a group of audience.


    The third paragraph is stable.


    Since the release of "in full bloom" a few days ago, Li Tiezhu''s comedy talent has been talked about again. Although he is not the leading actor, he has also exceeded everyone''s expectations. Later, the Spring Festival Gala established Li Tiezhu''s status as a first-class singer, and a well-known "Tianlu" also made him wear the title of excellent composer.


    Since then, Li Tiezhu has grown from a budding newcomer to a dazzling performance in the music industry, variety industry and film industry. The legendary newcomer wall doesn''t seem to exist.


    Next, just like the task stage of system release, we come to the fourth stage - film.


    The starting point of this task is tomorrow''s release of things about that rabbit that year.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu, who has a big heart, is inevitably worried.


    After a period of experience, Li Tiezhu turned his attention to the system again.


    Current intelligence value: 104 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 43 points.


    Music Achievement: 2241 points.


    Variety achievement: 1210 points.


    Film and television achievements: 104 points. (increased with the release of "in full bloom")


    Tiktok: 48 million 340 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 77%.


    [the fourth main task, box office over 3 billion, reward intelligence value of 50 points, maximum intelligence value of 5 points, advanced acting skills]


    [Note: the host must be a director or a man and a man, and the box office of other films is not included in the statistics]


    Abilities: air skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: blackened card x2


    Huh?


    Imperceptibly, fans are approaching tiktok fifty million. I didn''t expect that!


    By the way


    What is the reward of tiktok fans?


    Calculate and beg. Anyway, it''s still far away. Maybe it''ll never be reached. I don''t want to.


    After Li Tiezhu found that the system turned his main task into a movie, he really understood the real goal of the system and wanted to build him into a film, television and song superstar. Although it is still far away, Li Tiezhu is still young.


    In the past, he was led by the system. Now she has changed her mentality and will be more active in achieving her goals and improving herself.


    But


    We have to pass the art examination first. Zhang Xiaomeng signed him up for Nortel and Chinese opera. He said that he would not consider others, but would come back next year.


    Although Li Tiezhu didn''t agree, he didn''t say anything, because songzhuer was more cruel, so he only reported to Nortel.


    [Ding!]


    Li Tiezhu''s heart is a click. What ghost task is coming again?


    Fortunately, it''s not a task.


    [a special commodity, art test wrapped secret script, with a price of 20 intelligence points]


    Li Tiezhu Leng hum, the title of the book is not serious. Why is it so expensive? Are you trying to cheat me on my intelligence?


    Good!


    Buy!


    Make complaints about the body, so the system has not make complaints about the reliable system.


    After buying it, Li Tiezhu checked it. Although he didn''t understand it, he did feel very useful.


    This secret script is divided into three parts: vocal music, body and performance. Even Li Tiezhu looks at vocal music very hard. I''m afraid it will take some effort to learn it. After all, it''s very different from pop music.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, in the early morning of the fifth day of the lunar new year, Li Tiezhu, Jiao Keli, Liu Huade, Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo, Yue Yupeng, lengba, Yi Xiaomao, Justin and Zhao Liya attended the premiere of the rabbit at the East China Sea Qianda cinema.


    For the rabbit without a roadshow, this premiere is very important.


    On the whole, the premiere was very successful. Many invited artists and stars cried and laughed, and finally gave warm applause.


    The media also reported with positive encouragement and expectation. After all, this is the main theme.


    The next day, the first day''s box office came out. The rabbit took the lead with 60 million box office. Of course, it didn''t exceed the first day''s box office of "happy heart" and "Yoga Kung Fu", but as an animated film, it was a record breaking achievement.


    You know, animated films such as big fish and white snake have not achieved very good results.


    Time flies, and a month has passed in the twinkling of an eye.


    The box office of "in full bloom" and "Yoga Kung Fu" Rose alternately, and the competition for the box office champion in the Spring Festival was fierce. The industry expected that the box office of the two films would exceed 1.5 billion.


    But the third place was very stable. When the rabbit was released in January, it far exceeded the box office of 600 million expected by the production team and the audience, ranking third.


    Compared with the big production of the first two films, the rabbit can be described as a little fuss. Under the attack of the two "blockbusters", it is also a strange story in the film industry that he can get such a result with 18% of the film output.


    The cinema has announced the postponement of the screening of the rabbit, but we all know that with the continuous decline of the number of films, it is difficult for the rabbit to exceed one billion.


    But Mr. Li Tiezhu''s name was still shouted on the Internet.


    This year''s Spring Festival Competition was fierce, but there was no war of words. Firstly, the film types of the first two were very different. Secondly, almost all the superstars of the two houses participated in the rabbit. The three appeared extremely harmonious and praised each other.

 Chapter 234

    (I caught a cold and took a Kanggan at noon. Just like sleeping pills, I slept until four o''clock. Sorry)


    The film box office battle of the Spring Festival has come to an end. Cheng Dalong''s Yoga Kung Fu is still better. The audience age of the rabbit is low, and the box office is close to the limit.


    At the end of February, Li Tiezhu quietly came to Kyoto to take part in the Nortel art examination. Although he intended to keep a low profile, he was photographed by the squatting reporter. He was photographed entering the examination room alone, but left with songzhuer talking and laughing.


    However, it doesn''t matter. The test results won''t be released until next month.


    In addition, there are many stars for reference in this session. Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer choose to keep a low profile, but the teams of other artists do the opposite. Naturally, they will steal a lot of attention, and this has not caused any waves.


    In the process of competing for traffic among the little fresh meat fairies participating in the art examination, songzhuer, the black maniac, won a lot of favor because of his "accident" to help the mountains.


    However, a group of people ridiculed Li Tiezhu on the Internet for why he thought he could be admitted to Beidian, and compared him with Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Guo Zhifan who participated in the art examination at the same time, but these remarks were too weak to be ignored.


    Nortel''s performance department only recruits 30 people every year, but there are more than 10000 handsome men and beautiful women who take the exam. Needless to say, this elimination rate.


    However, for reasons that everyone knows, it is easier for artists such as song Zhuer and Li Tiezhu to be admitted. Of course, it is not absolutely fair, but it is not fraud. After all, schools need the success rate of students, artists need the professional promotion of schools, and famous artists naturally have more advantages.


    Li Tiezhu is not nervous. For more than a month, he has basically traveled between Shudu and Kyoto. Under the guidance of the art test scripts he bought, he practices frequently and goes to the training teacher to solve his doubts if he doesn''t understand them.


    Generally speaking, Li Tiezhu''s understanding of performance has deepened a lot during this period.


    Even, he learned some fancy martial arts routines to deal with the physical examination. After all, Li Tiezhu felt that pure men should not dance. It''s... Immoral!


    At the end of March, the battle for the box office of the Spring Festival came to an end.


    Yoga Kung Fu topped the list with a total box office of 1.73 billion.


    "In full bloom" won the runner up with a total box office of 1.58 billion.


    "Those things about the rabbit that year" grossed 880 million and won the third place with a lucky figure.


    Although there is a big gap with the top two, it is also a huge victory for Li Tiezhu, who "directed" for the first time.


    At the same time, it is also a great incentive for domestic animation films. You know, this film has low cost and slightly rough production. It mainly depends on selling cute feelings. The plot is relatively thin.


    [Ding! The fourth main task, box office over 3 billion, has reached 880 million, with a gap of 2.12 billion. Task, reward intelligence value of 50 points, maximum intelligence value of 5 points, advanced acting skills]


    When he received the system notice, Li Tiezhu and 2b were on the bar.


    Li Tiezhu is in a fidgety mood. Why don''t you inform me of the task? Isn''t there a reward?


    [Ding...]


    Li Tiezhu is happy. Is there really a reward?


    [Ding! Mainline task patch. If the host completes 2.12 billion with one film, he will receive 10 additional intelligence points]


    Li Tiezhu cut his heart. Who can do 2 billion yuan for a film?


    In the whole Chinese film circle, only Zhou Xingxing''s new film "Mermaid" last year exceeded 3 billion, others did not exceed 2 billion, and the highest was 1.8 billion. What can I do? Can you star in such a film?


    Sand carving system... A little floating!


    Thinking like this, Li Tiezhu continued to cut 2B and broke again. He was so angry that Li Tiezhu burst his lungs.


    The little prince against the wind specially took out a class to let them learn how to sharpen 2B pencils. After all, many people are killed by 2b in the college entrance examination every year.


    Li Tiezhu finally chose to give up and directly bought a 2B automatic pencil for the special examination online. In addition, the whole class had one set for each student, except Qin Tao.


    With the release of the rabbit film, the rabbit fund was officially launched.


    The specific operation is in the charge of the professional team, and all revenue and expenditure and projects will be announced on the official website. The launch of this fund also made Li Tiezhu another wave of good impression.


    This also made Li Tiezhu less critical and controversial when the results of Nortel professional examination were announced.


    Although Li Tiezhu made a late debut and the rabbit is not his real director, he is really involved in and leading the three parts of screenwriting, composition and editing. Therefore, I''m afraid his professional ability has been underestimated by everyone.


    It''s no surprise that he can be admitted to Nortel if he can export the rabbit.


    In accordance with established practice, after Nortel publishes its report card, the top 90 students will receive the qualification certificate. After the college entrance examination, Nortel will give priority to the top 30 students with professional scores among the students with qualified cultural scores.


    This year, the report card released by Nortel also caused a heated debate.


    First place: Wu Lei 92.8 points


    Second place: Wang Xiaokai 90.6 points


    Third place: songzhuer 90.3 points


    Fourth place: Guo Zhifan 88.3 points


    Fifth place: Yang Xizi 88.1 points


    ¡­¡­


    23rd place: Li Tiezhu 80.8 points


    ¡­¡­


    good heavens!


    The top five are well-known artists, especially Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xizi. Are the singers so good at acting now?


    Wu Lei''s major comes first. Many netizens are amazed and congratulated.


    As one of the three small ones, Wang Xiaokai even won the second high score, which caused some controversy on the Internet. Some people supported it and others questioned it, but it can''t change the result in the end.


    There is no doubt about songzhuer''s professional achievements. After all, although she has no acting skills, the audience still recognizes her.


    Fifth, Yang Xizi was ridiculed by netizens again, so she almost said she had gone through the back door. The most obvious point is that you can''t keep a low profile without Wang xiaokaihong and Li Tiezhu? Just like Li Tiezhu, if you can get more than 20, you have to push forward.


    For this ranking, Li Tiezhu himself is very happy.


    After only 60% of the secret script of art examination, I got the 23rd place, and I was basically sure to pass the examination. The next problem is... Cultural achievement.


    In fact, the cultural performance requirements of the art examination are not high. It only needs to exceed the art undergraduate line of the province. For Xichuan Province, it is in the early 30s almost every year, which is very low.


    For other art examinees, any wave is OK, as long as people with normal intelligence can be admitted.


    But Li Tiezhu can''t do it. Their achievements will be concerned by the media. If their cultural achievements are too bad, they will become a laughing stock.


    Therefore, Wu Lei and Wang Xiaokai told Li Tiezhu during the art examination that we should try to rely on more than 400 points, or we will be scolded as harpy. Li Tiezhu, a relative of Sichuan and Chongqing, was in a group with them during the art examination. He didn''t get along for a long time and had a good relationship.


    Even, the three people made a bet that the worst cultural achievement will be treated on the opening day unless you fail to pass the exam.


    Even Matsu chuk''er, who has never studied, now reviews while filming.


    Because of the college entrance examination, Penguin culture also specially reduced Li Tiezhu''s workload. Throughout the first half of the year, only the recording of mushroom house and the Dragon suit of medicine God participated in the performance.


    ¡­¡­


    Monday afternoon, April 3.


    Li Tiezhu received a letter from mushroom house informing him to board a flight to Maldives to participate in the recording of the new season of mushroom house.


    This is a stem left by Huang Sanshi in the previous issue. It says that the new issue is going to the Maldives.


    The program group was divided into several waves to take pictures of the departure of permanent guests. First, Xiao h received the letter, then Mr. He who was drinking coffee, and Mr. Huang Sanshi received the letter while eating spaghetti. The last letter flew to the crew of "wind dog youth", flew to Peng Yuchang, then turned a corner and flew away to Li Tiezhu, who was cleaning up the school.


    Li Tiezhu, who was mopping the floor, opened the letter and asked, "which province is Maldives?"


    The program team looked cold.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the head teacher in charge at the door, the little prince against the wind: "against... Teacher? I..."


    The little prince against the wind carried his hands on his back, and his elegant hairstyle was windless and automatic: "leave!"


    The program team even gave him a great Xia cloak to make the little prince against the wind look one meter eight and handsome.


    Li Tiezhu set off immediately.


    The next day, Huang Sanshi and he Ling sat on a simple ferry and sighed with the river wind.


    "This ship doesn''t look like it can reach the Maldives."


    "No wonder I don''t have to bring my passport."


    "It''s not like going to Maldives. It''s clearly going to the village!"


    "Suddenly I Miss Peng a little. Miss Huang, how about you?"


    "I don''t want to. I just want iron pillars."


    "Let''s go to the new mushroom house and meet Tiezhu earlier."


    "Still no, we should drive around and have fun for half a day, and then go to the mushroom house."


    "Why?"


    "Mr. He, the new house can''t be cleaned or furnished. Let''s not disturb Tiezhu''s work."


    "You always have a point."


    Then, getting off the boat, two old urchins strolled in their car. The scenery was very beautiful.


    This episode is not a feature film, and there are no flying guests. It is broadcast as a 45 minute pilot film. Ten days later, when the pilot film was broadcast, the barrage was happy:


    "Well done! It''s worthy of being an old fox."


    "Tiezhu robbed him once last year. He can remember this year."


    "I have a hunch that this year''s mushroom house painting style is absolutely different!"


    "Miss Huang doesn''t have to cook this season."


    "After all, the variety show that serious brother participates in will become immoral. Refer to SiHa."


    "Look forward! Look forward!"


    "What about serious brother? Why hasn''t he appeared yet?"


    As soon as the picture turns, a beautiful aerial shot is taken. A courtyard is located on the roadside of pony. The courtyard is not small. The courtyard door is a primary color wooden door covered by a straw shed. The door is pushed open and the lens goes in.


    This season''s mushroom house is larger than the yard of the previous season. It is surrounded by bamboo fences. Opposite the house is a wide bamboo thatched shed, which is full of bamboo furniture, bamboo floors and all kinds of flowers and plants.


    Then, the camera toured the interior of the mushroom house. Little h came out and ran around. The camera chased it out and picked it up with both hands.


    Li Tiezhu came out with a rucksack on his back. He held little h with a warm smile: "tut! It''s only three months? It''s fat again? You can stew two pots."


    Little h shivered: "woo..."


    Li Tiezhu left Xiao h and looked around: "where''s the lantern?"


    "Ga!"


    The colored lights in the shed fluttered away. It was very hard to fly and forgot to lose weight.

 Chapter 235

    Li Tiezhu just put down his backpack and saw a little h running towards him. Just now, the little h was still at his feet. Li Tiezhu rubbed his eyes: "what''s the situation? How did you learn to separate yourself?"


    After a while, Li Tiezhu came to understand under the explanation of the staff. The other one with a lighter coat is called Xiao o, who is Xiao h''s girlfriend.


    After all, spring is coming


    Li Tiezhu just wanted to get to know each other with the two firewood dogs. He found that the time was wrong. They "fought" on the edge of the shed. Xiao o was beaten and screamed by Xiao H.


    Even the crew were embarrassed to shoot.


    As for the pictures of two dogs chasing and playing with each other in the pilot film, they are made up when they play with a ball. In fact, little h LSP rides when he meets, and he doesn''t understand romance at all.


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! Real dog food!"


    "Two dogs look the same!"


    "I can''t tell which is which."


    "The world of dog abuse..."


    "Both are so fat!"


    "Lantern: I''m angry!"


    "Tianba: I''m jealous."


    Then, as soon as the picture turned, he came to Tianba. What stayed with him in the sheepfold was Xiaodian who grew up.


    Tianba: "baa ~"


    The two sheep were tied to each barn in the yard. Li Tiezhu used to touch tianoverbearing: "you are old and not delicious, but Dian Dian is in his prime, tut tut..."


    Nod: "baa, Hei, hei..."


    Li Tiezhu wiped his saliva and walked back to the yard with regret to visit the room.


    "Miss Huang, what about them? When will they arrive?"


    "A boat jam on the road?


    "What is a boat jam? Haven''t you bullied me before?"


    "Forget it, I''ll go in and have a look."


    When he entered the house, Li Tiezhu was very excited. This was his ideal home villa. It was full of local flavor and simple and elegant. The old man and Aunt Liu lived without restraint, and others felt advanced.


    Li Tiezhu looked around upstairs and downstairs, and finally came to the kitchen with a frown.


    "Just a firewood stove??? You seem to be teasing me!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the big pot of firewood stove. It''s good, but it''s too few. At least we''re also a food program. Dry an egg in one pot.


    Staff: "didn''t you find anything missing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "lack of a small stove for simmering soup and a large earth stove for cooking."


    Staff: "I mean, except the kitchen."


    Li Tiezhu: "miss he and Miss Huang are missing!"


    "I said something."


    "Oh? They''re not things?"


    "Er..."


    "I feel like you''re swearing!"


    "Don''t talk. I mean, you don''t have any kitchenware, bedding, etc."


    The indifference on the staff''s head split.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Oh, what''s none of my business?"


    The staff said, "it''s all sent from the last mushroom house. You need to get it yourself."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to himself and said, "you said... You?"


    Staff: "..."


    Li Tiezhu: "based on my experience in recording variety shows, it''s estimated that I''m the only one doing this job, not us. Those two are probably visiting mountains and rivers at the moment!"


    The indifference on the staff''s head exploded, showing a frightened expression. This was the first time the staff showed their face.


    When broadcast here, the barrage is naturally unwilling to be lonely:


    "My God! Is my serious brother smart enough?"


    "It''s all the secret tasks of SiHa, which has left a psychological shadow on my iron pillar."


    "So Li Tiezhu is silly, not stupid!"


    "There is no shortage of things to do."


    "Those two are really cruel."


    "What''s this? The king of iron pillar work, what''s the trouble?"


    Li Tiezhu soon received a lot of express orders. He pulled his head and looked in the yard. There were two cars, a wooden windmill and a 28 bar parked in the yard.


    Li Tiezhu found a small trailer in the grocery room, tied it behind the 28 bars, and pedaled to the express pick-up point.


    After three times, I took all the express back and piled a hill in the yard.


    Li Tiezhu opened the huge parcel boxes in twos and threes, put the bedding, rags, teapots, tables, dog kennels, bowls and chopsticks where they should be placed, and then opened several boxes obviously implanted with advertisements for a performance.


    "Eh? What is this?"


    Li Tiezhu found a card in a small box.


    "Emergency consumption of 300 yuan?"


    Li Tiezhu looked around and quickly put the card into his pocket to hide it. This is an old problem left by SiHa.


    It looked like a lot of things. In fact, it was finished in half an hour. Li Tiezhu didn''t even sweat.


    Barrage:


    "Based on my understanding of the program group, these express should be used to make things difficult for the trio."


    "Ha ha! Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu said it was effortless."


    "I can only say that the program team despises Li Tiezhu too much."


    "Serious brother, do you want to swallow 300 yuan alone?"


    "Be reasonable. Is iron pillar too efficient?"


    After that, Li Tiezhu came to the camera: "Hello, everyone. Welcome to the mushroom house. I''m the owner of the mushroom house. My name is Li Tiezhu. He Ling and Huang Sanshi, the chef I hired, haven''t arrived yet. I''ll deduct their wages later. In addition, welcome to the mushroom house, return to the field and embrace nature. This is the life of the mushroom house..."


    Because he Ling didn''t come, Li Tiezhu helped to say a string of words and changed it by the way, which meant a little ridicule of the two old guys.


    This season''s producer is very strange. It is Wang Zhengyu, the deputy director of SiHa. This is a second product that doesn''t follow the routine. After listening to the crosstalk corrected by Li Tiezhu, he immediately communicated with the director.


    The director was stunned. Is this OK? We''re serious variety show, not SiHa.


    Wang Zhengyu: "listen to me, you must be right!"


    The director had to face the indifferent sign and found Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu. Since you arrived at the mushroom house first, you are the owner of the mushroom house, and the other two permanent guests are your helpers."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? I just joked..."


    Director: "no joke! Our program is serious."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you''re obviously fooled by Wang Zhengyu. Don''t pretend to be pure here. That guy''s got less holes for me? SiHa is his screenwriter..."


    Director: "... Cut this paragraph out."


    Li Tiezhu: "come on, how to play?"


    Director: "that''s it. You are the owner of the mushroom house. You arrange a task for them in each issue. Who completes well wins."


    Li Tiezhu: "what is the reward for winning? What is the punishment for failure?"


    The director is a little stuck: "ah... I haven''t thought about it yet. After all, we are a warm and harmonious slow variety show."


    Li Tiezhu: "slow variety show, what are you doing with all this?"


    Director: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, those who win invite flying guests, order dishes at will, eat, drink and have fun. Those who lose are responsible for working, saving money to buy vegetables and helping the kitchen wash the dishes."


    Director: "ah! Good."


    Li Tiezhu: is this a pilot film? Have you decided on the task


    Director: "ah... No."


    Li Tiezhu: "where''s Wang Zhengyu?"


    Wang Jianzhi pretended to call and waved his hand to indicate that he was busy.


    Li Tiezhu: "your mobile phone is reversed."


    Wang Zhengyu laughed and said, "cough! You has the final say."


    Li Tiezhu: "in this way, whoever can distinguish between small h and small o will work if he can''t distinguish between them."


    Director: "OK."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s easy for you to be a director. Remember not to miss the topic."


    The director nodded coldly.


    Seeing this, the barrage naturally began to get excited:


    "I said Li Tiezhu came to make trouble!"


    "The director is a little shy!"


    "Didn''t you say to cut this paragraph? Ha ha..."


    "Chased from SiHa, there is no grass where my iron pillar goes!"


    "Two dogs are almost the same hair. Who can tell?"


    "When I was a permanent guest of the mushroom house for the first time, I became the host. Where can I reason?"


    "Peng Peng cried and fainted in the cesspit..."


    "Last season was very good, this season mixed with SiHa''s director Wang, which is estimated to be more wonderful!"


    "Serious brother, this is going to dominate the mushroom house!"


    After communicating with the director group, Li Tiezhu went to find something to do. Now he found several boards and woodworking tools in the utility room, divided three into five, and built a sheepfold for Tianba and Diandian outside the hospital.


    This sheepfold not only has a trough, a sink, but also a place to pull Baba, although they may not be able to use it.


    However, there is only an empty shelf on the top of the sheepfold.


    Li Tiezhu got some straw from the farmer''s house not far away, made a fence with bamboo strips, and made a roof by weaving a string of straw.


    The sheepfold will be changed.


    Li Tiezhu led Tianba and Dian Dian into the sheepfold to settle down, fed them grass and water, and found that the little h couple were chasing chickens.


    It seems that they still need a chicken nest, because they chase a hen, which can lay eggs according to their physique.


    So Li Tiezhu built a chicken nest and stuffed some straw.


    He took a few chickens in and felt them. They were eager to survive and expressed their love. Li Tiezhu put down the idea of killing chicken stew for the time being, and then went to dig mud.


    To be exact, dig clay at the foot of the mountain on the left of the mushroom house.


    He picked up a load of clay and went home with water and cement. Li Tiezhu set up a soil stove in the yard near the kitchen.


    "Now I don''t have to worry about cooking. I need a small stove."


    Li Tiezhu was so energetic that he almost forgot to record the program.


    This season''s mushroom house is more spacious. What Li Tiezhu likes most is that this season''s mushroom house has a utility room with complete tools. He found a rectangular sheet of iron in the utility room.


    "If it is welded into a cylindrical shape, it can be directly used as a stove!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t find the welding equipment. After all, it was too professional. I was a little sorry. At this time, songzhuer made a video call.


    Li Tiezhu immediately lost the iron sheet and began to introduce the new mushroom house to spicy claw.


    Songzhuer was very happy: "wait for me! I must come! The new mushroom house is so beautiful, but it would be better to have a swing."


    Li Tiezhu said, "if you like it, there will be."


    After chatting for a while, I hung up the video.


    Li Tiezhu found a board and rope and began to play the drum... Swing. A small stove? What shit stove? I''m not sure.

 Chapter 236

    Although the awning is made of bamboo and wood, it is very strong. Li Tiezhu made two wooden swings and hung them on the awning. He also tried it himself. It''s very strong and safe.


    The program team directly photographed the video content of songzhuer.


    Anyway, you two don''t mind. It''s spread all over the Internet. We have no psychological burden to shoot. In a shameless direction, we call it matching you.


    The barrage is sour:


    "Li Tiezhu refused, but his body was very honest."


    "The iron pole for zhu''er to make a swing looks inexplicable and feels so gentle."


    "Please announce it to the official. Don''t sprinkle dog food without a certificate."


    "Thank you. I''m full, Wang!"


    "Apart from others, tietouwa is Li Tiezhu''s hard steel female boxer. How many women can do it?"


    "Blind guess, they will be together as soon as they graduate from high school."


    "Already together! Zhu Er is beautiful and determined. Who can refuse?"


    "I hope zhu''er will come early this season."


    "Zhu''er had better bring Feiyue''s sister together. The three psychopaths are the most interesting together."


    When Li Tiezhu sat on the swing, the wooden door was pushed open, and he Ling and Huang Sanshi came in with their suitcases.


    Li Tiezhu jumped off the swing: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang."


    He Ling said with a smile, "the iron pillar arrived first!"


    Li Tiezhu: "the work is basically finished and the things are packed."


    He lingyusai.


    Huang Sanshi said, "we just delayed on the road for a while, so did you. Why don''t you wait for us? You look like we bully newcomers."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t the scenery nearby good? Have you found everything in the vegetable market? Is the car running out of gas?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "OK, OK, eh? Why are there two little H?"


    He Ling also took the opportunity to turn off the topic: "little H!"


    Both dogs ran past.


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK, one of the two is little h, and the other is little o, little h''s girlfriend. Please guess which one is little h, two teachers."


    He Ling pointed casually: "this one with light fur color. I guess casually, and I don''t know whether it''s right or not."


    Huang Sanshi is worthy of unlimited challenge to the old fox. He looked at the crew around him. Seeing that they looked strange, he raised his eyebrows: "Mr. He, you are too casual. I guess there is fraud here."


    He Ling looked naive: "what fraud?"


    Huang Sanshi looked at Li Tiezhu: "tell me, what is the wrong punishment?"


    He Ling: "isn''t it? This is a mushroom house, not an infinite challenge. Why is there such a strange problem?"


    Li Tiezhu hit his face at the speed of light: "guess wrong, work, guess right, be an uncle."


    He Ling: "poof... I knew I wouldn''t be so casual."


    Huang Sanshi waved his hand: "if you choose, don''t talk. I said... Tiezhu, you have a good professional ranking of Nortel. You basically passed the exam. Maybe I''ll give you classes later. You see, we are both friends and apprentices. Which do you think is little H?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well... Is this a foul?"


    He Ling: "of course! You two cheat."


    Huang Sanshi said, "what are you afraid of? The program team just cut this paragraph off."


    Li Tiezhu: "then I say, the dark one is small h."


    He Ling: "what? I guessed wrong?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled mysteriously: "do you want to follow me? I believe you are strange!"


    He Ling: "and reversal?"


    Huang Sanshi stared at Li Tiezhu, who had a clear conscience.


    Huang Sanshi can''t see the flaw. He is suspicious. Which one should he choose?


    Li Tiezhu: "you asked me yourself. I said you didn''t believe it. Which one did you choose?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled with confidence. Looking at the two dogs jumping around his legs, he suddenly reached out and grabbed one of the light colored ones, turned over, pulled away his hind legs and looked at it: "this is small o, iron pillar didn''t deceive me. Dark is small h."


    Little o struggled and ran away with a look of shame and anger: "ow... (hooligan)"


    Little h ran to comfort: "Wang Wang (don''t cry, look at it and there won''t be less meat)..."


    Li Tiezhu: "er... I didn''t expect that..."


    He Ling: "you! I have to admit defeat! But why is it called Xiao o?"


    Huang Sanshi: "maybe it''s because h loves o (H2O)!"


    He Ling: "it''s so cold, but I can get your point. But will Xiao o be too like a boy''s name?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Fang Bo''s lover is Xiao ou."


    He Ling: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t say, BOGO looks really like little h."


    Huang Sanshi, the initiator, couldn''t help laughing. Li Tiezhu really dared to say it! That''s right. The artist Fang Bo fears most is Li Tiezhu. He can''t make a good profit in Fang Bo.


    After that, the two old people went to visit the room and sighed.


    Li Tiezhu remembered to make a small stove, took an electric drill to drill holes on both sides of the iron sheet, then tied the iron sheet into a cylinder with iron wire, and pasted a layer of clay inside


    After the small stove was finished, Huang Sanshi burned charcoal and dried it inside. He was also very knowledgeable.


    At this time, the director appeared. Instead of the cold words in the past, the directors and deputy directors were wearing the signs of "kindness" and "kindness" respectively.


    Director: "let''s give you the basic living expenses for this season."


    He Ling applauded: "get the living expenses!"


    Huang Sanshi fan caught fire: "how much?"


    Li Tiezhu touched the 300 pieces of petty cash in his pocket. He didn''t speak and hid his merit and reputation.


    The director himself stammered: "one, one... One season, the whole, the whole three months... Er... 100 yuan."


    He Ling: "poof..."


    Huang Sanshi: "how much is it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "100 yuan!"


    Huang Sanshi lost his fan: "iron pillar, come on, give me your shoes."


    Li Tiezhu took off his shoes: "I''d better smash it. I''m better than you."


    Huang Sanshi: "OK."


    Li Tiezhu threw his shoes out and hit the director. Xiao h ran over, grabbed his shoes and gave up.


    Li Tiezhu: "take my shoes back, or I''ll stew your daughter-in-law at night."


    Little h resolutely took the shoe back, clever.


    Huang Sanshi: "director! I advise you to be kind."


    Director: "don''t worry, the word" kindness "will be on my head later."


    He Ling smiled: "then?"


    Director: "but this 100 yuan needs... Er... Needs..."


    It''s embarrassing to forget the words.


    Half of the cards on his head also fell, revealing the director''s shameful smile.


    The director looked at the copy and said, "spring is the sowing season. We need to plant rice seedlings in front of our door."


    Huang Sanshi looked at the paddy field in front of the gate and said, "that''s it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "only one piece?"


    Director: "ah! There are three paddy fields this season. The one filled with the one set by the program group can get 100 yuan."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh!"


    Huang Sanshi hit Li Tiezhu: "Oh, what?"


    He Ling: "is the density of rice transplanting controlled by the program group?"


    Li Tiezhu: "can''t you plant a tree in a field?"


    The director took out a map: "in fact, we have a map. This season we planted rape, rice, lettuce, mustard, cabbage, cabbage and wheat..."


    He Ling went to get the map, and he still did not forget Tucao: "you as a TV person, you have nothing to do, so many dishes to make complaints about?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "teacher he, it''s good to have many dishes. You can sell them if you pick them yourself. Otherwise, how can you spend 100 yuan?"


    He Ling: "also! Let''s have a look at the map."


    Huang Sanshi: "Wow! These places are mushroom houses?"


    "This is rape..."


    "Rice hasn''t been planted yet. The field is quite wide."


    "There are strawberries!"


    "There are strawberries in that shed."


    He Ling said confidently, "so we''re going to trade strawberries for ingredients with you, aren''t we?"


    Director: "No."


    He Ling is confused. What ghost?


    Director: "this year, we won''t accept anything ready-made."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you mean?"


    Director: "all things must be processed into agricultural and sideline products before they change money with us."


    He Ling stared at the boss: "agricultural and sideline products?"


    Director: "we accept dried strawberries or strawberry jam."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! That''s not easy. You also accept vegetable oil, flour, pickled cabbage and pickled cabbage, right? That''s OK."


    He Ling asked again, "what about the drinks and snacks in our house?"


    Director: "open supply this year, but you have to pay. There is a price for scanning the QR code on the deputy director."


    He Ling was half stunned with laughter and went to scan the code angrily.


    Melon seeds 10 yuan / plate.


    Beer 20 yuan / bottle.


    Peanuts 10 yuan / bag.


    Coke 10 yuan / can.


    Red wine 300 yuan / bottle.


    Li Tiezhu also went up to have a look: "beer costs 20 yuan a bottle? To be honest, is it Wang Zhengyu''s unsold inventory in SiHa?"


    Huang Sanshi: "how much beer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "twenty."


    Huang Sanshi: "


    He Ling: "now the key question is, what shall we eat tonight? Miss Huang? Nothing."


    Huang Sanshi: "ah? You ask me? You have to ask Tiezhu. Now he is in charge."


    He Ling suddenly realized and looked at Li Tiezhu who was making cement legs for the small stove: "pillar, what shall we eat at night? Now there is nothing... Do you need to buy some ingredients from them?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do we have money? What to eat is not easy? Where do we need to buy?"


    Huang Sanshi clapped his hands: "all right! Listen to tie Zhu. Now he is the owner of the mushroom house. In addition, I won. I will be the master. Miss He, you lose and go to work. All the pots and pans, beds and quilts are left to you. Tie Zhu, this is about rice transplanting..."


    Li Tiezhu: "give it to me."


    Then, everyone acted separately. Mr. he cleaned up his house and Li Tiezhu went to plant rice seedlings. Huang Sanshi was amazed at the large earth stove and small iron stove made by Li Tiezhu.


    He Ling went downstairs after cleaning up and asked Huang Sanshi, who was boiling water: "Mr. Huang, is the earth stove made by iron pillar OK?"


    Huang Sanshi: "quite reliable! Big firepower is not choking."


    He Ling took a box of milk to see Li Tiezhu, who was transplanting rice seedlings. He saw that Li Tiezhu had planted half a field, flat and vertical, with moderate density.


    He Ling handed Li Tiezhu milk to drink: "yes, Zhu, why are you so good?"


    Li Tiezhu took a drink: "there are better ones. He picked up a straw rope and pulled out more than a dozen serial fat loaches. They all said they didn''t worry about nothing to eat at night."


    He Lingzhen was stunned: "and this operation?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll let go of the small ones, otherwise I can double them."

 Chapter 237

    He Ling helped Li Tiezhu plant seedlings for a while. It was completely dark and was illuminated by the lights of the program group.


    It was getting late. Huang Sanshi shouted in the yard, "Mr. He, iron pillar, come up and have a rest."


    Li Tiezhu is not willing: "just because there is not enough time, give me another hour and a half, and I can plug the whole field."


    He Ling: "it doesn''t matter. You''re already very good. You''ve inserted 60%. You''ve got three bottles of beer. Ha ha..."


    Huang Sanshi didn''t really become an uncle. He fried fried dough sticks on the earth stove in the yard to make the special food of Suzhou and Hangzhou. After that, he began to bake dough cakes. Mr. He was responsible for touching the porcelain. Li Tiezhu took care of the loach and occasionally looked up to steal the teacher.


    A dough roll, a fried dough stick and green onions look delicious.


    He Ling: "Wow! It smells delicious. I want to eat it."


    However, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but say, "incense is incense, so the problem is, Mr. Huang, where did you get the ingredients?"


    He Ling also looked at Huang Sanshi.


    Huang Sanshi thrust out a big belly, his face was not red and breathless: "Hey! Of course, it was an advance from the director group."


    Li Tiezhu: "how much...?"


    Huang Sanshi: "fifty."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    He Ling couldn''t cry or laugh: "so, if Tiezhu transplants rice seedlings for half a day to earn 60, there won''t be 50?"


    Huang Sanshi: "what''s the matter? Iron pillar has got so many loaches. Can''t I prepare some staple food? I''m trying to cooperate with iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Six onion bags, cypress, cut off at the waist and set the plate.


    Li Tiezhu took over the earth stove and began to cook his dry loach.


    In the pavilion, Huang Sanshi gloated and said, "ha ha ha! Look, I''m so depressed about the child. I''m really happy to see him like this."


    He Ling: "Mr. Huang, iron pillars are hard enough. You have the heart to plant so many seedlings alone?"


    "Have patience! You don''t know that when he bullies people in other programs, it''s called a fierce man. I, Fang Bo, sun Lei, Deng Chao and Chen Chichi have never been bullied by him except Luhani he likes?"


    "You have a point."


    "So my main task this season is to work hard to make iron pillars work crazy and fill holes for me, ha ha..."


    "I don''t know anything!"


    Finally, the meal began. One mouthful of cake and one mouthful of loach were very refreshing.


    While eating, Mr. Huang also popularized the origin of the name of Suzhou Hangzhou cuisine, which was supported by Li Tiezhu and he Ling.


    Then, the three started a crazy implantation performance, boasting that they would complete the implantation task of the first season. Huang Sanshi and he Ling were shameless, and Li Tiezhu had no face and skin. They had a good time.


    After a wave, the director warned, "there are also Laoban appliances."


    Huang Sanshi: "what is it?"


    Director: "Laoban electric appliance."


    Huang Sanshi roared, "where''s the stove? Don''t they have a stove?"


    Director: "


    Li Tiezhu took a camera and pointed it at the earthen stove he built: "come on, everybody! The big earthen stove with big fire doesn''t smoke. He is proficient in frying and cooking! Recognize the earthen board, yellow mud type earthen board and big earthen stove! Choose the earthen board when you buy the stove!"


    Huang Sanshi clapped his legs with a smile: "tulao board?! ha ha..."


    At this time, the barrage is like this:


    "This house looks like Longmen escort agency."


    "Unexpected implantation."


    "Seamless implantation is just too natural."


    "The old two are skinny again. It''s still my iron pillar, even more shameless."


    "Laoban electric requires divestment!"


    "The dirt board is OK."


    "I hope lengba can come..."


    "The iron pillar can be implanted. I''ll buy one from the Laoban!"


    "Buy together!"


    After laughing, Huang Sanshi asked, "what else? The heating stove in the forest? Indeed, it was with us last year. It was too cold last year, thanks to it. Come on, Mr. He, please say it again."


    He Ling: "forest heating stove..."


    Huang Sanshi: "hahaha, the nightmare of southerners, iron pillar, come again."


    Li Tiezhu: "Lin stepped on the milk stove..."


    Huang Sanshi mercilessly ridiculed: "just like you, after Beidian, the line class will become your ultimate nightmare!"


    After the uproar, the three had a rest and the telephone rang.


    The three entered the living room together. Huang Sanshi pressed the hands-free key.


    "Hello? Is this the mushroom house? I''ll order."


    There came a voice with a northeast accent.


    Huang Sanshi: "who are you?"


    The phone said, "who do you care about me? I''ll order."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help saying, "no, why are you here again?"


    Huang Sanshi laughed with a puff. He wanted to tease him for a while, but he didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to expose him directly.


    On the phone: "Li Tiezhu, shut up! I want to eat fried eel!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "didn''t the dry fried eel last time taste good?"


    "Can I have a change?"


    "No, I forgot your northeast accent."


    "I won''t pack it! Give me the whole fried yellow beef, bye!"


    Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu looked at each other and smiled. Do you still want to be deceived?


    He Ling: "is it Xu Shan again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise? Why do you always find people who have come? This will affect the ratings."


    Huang Sanshi echoed: "yes! If the ratings don''t go up this season, it''s Xu Shan''s problem."


    He Ling: "


    At this time, the phone rang again: "hello?"


    A female voice deliberately lowered the voice line: "excuse me, is it a mushroom house?"


    Li Tiezhu replied: "no! I sell hardware."


    "Ah? Let me see... The phone number is right! No, Li Tiezhu, you lied to me!"


    Huang Sanshi laughed: "it''s a silly girl!"


    He Ling: "yes, yes, I should be familiar with iron pillar. I can hear the sound of iron pillar directly. Does iron pillar know who it is?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well, what else do you order except spicy crayfish?"


    He Ling: "how did you know she ordered crayfish?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my favorite dish is this dish. I have to order it every time! Say it quickly. I''ll hang up if I don''t say it."


    The phone said, "I said... Another boiled fish."


    He Ling: "it''s delicious. Tut tut. Who?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Hey! She should have more. The iron pillar has to go on."


    Li Tiezhu: "no?"


    The phone said, "I''ll be early tomorrow."


    Toot~


    He Ling: "Why are you hanging so fast?"


    Li Tiezhu''s face was expressionless: "what if she asks us to get up early to meet her? I can get up. What about you two old people?"


    He Ling: "... So, who on earth? The dish is very hot. It''s from Southwest China?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "no, people from western Xinjiang."


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    The next morning, six thirty.


    The quiet countryside revived in the morning light, the scattered mist and curl of cooking smoke converged, and the sound of chickens and birds came and went one after another.


    A woman wearing a white sweater and black tight jeans was walking on the street with a backpack and a cage.


    The camera is far away. I only know that she has a horsetail, but I can''t see who it is.


    Finally, she gave a close-up of lengba, her forehead was sweating slightly, her curious eyes looked everywhere, and almost tripped herself.


    "Hey... How beautiful!"


    Seeing the mushroom house, lengba was even more excited.


    When the camera shows lengba, a mosaic is made on the cage in her hand.


    The barrage speculated:


    "Is lengba going to send a small animal to the mushroom house again?"


    "The mushroom house is about to become a zoo."


    "Li Tiezhu, come out and kneel down."


    "My lengba goddess finally came!"


    "All the people who come to the mushroom house are beautiful women."


    "Does she have a new play to play? Doesn''t she seem to have it? What are you doing here?"


    When she opened the door, lengba saw two round firewood dogs rushing over. She was startled. After confirming that they didn''t bite, she was relieved: "Hello, Hello, are they up?"


    It''s too early. The three people in the mushroom house are still sleeping.


    Lengba put down her backpack and put the cage in the house. Then she tiptoed to see two sheep. After teasing the sheep for a while, she wandered around the yard in boredom. When she came to the shed, she glanced at the swing and felt sour.


    Yesterday, the program group shook the pieces, and the whole nation knew that Li Tiezhu had made two swings in tiktok''s mushroom house.


    Lengba tooted her mouth, sat up and began to play. It was very fun.


    Speaking of it, lengba, who was born in 1992, is only 25 years old in the middle of this year. She is still a big child and has a heavy heart to play. Otherwise, cough


    "Ga!"


    Suddenly, the lantern said hello.


    "Hum, hum..."


    Lengba jumped down from the swing, saw the Muscovy duck, turned her eyes and patted her chest, which scared ben to death!


    There was a clatter coming downstairs from the room.


    Lengba crept over and saw a familiar figure, so she hid.


    Li Tiezhu rubbed his hair, took the toiletries and went to the faucet in the yard to wash. At the prompt of the staff, he implanted the toothpaste advertisement, and then began to brush his teeth.


    Lengba quietly walked over and patted him: "meow, Hello!"


    The reaction was also very fast and didn''t call out meow.


    Li Tiezhu almost swallowed a bubble. Was it too early? Does he remember that the cat''s plane arrived in the early morning without a rest?


    Lengba had a tacit understanding: "the plane was a little late, so she didn''t bother to stay in the hotel. She fell asleep in the car, so it was a little early."


    Li Tiezhu, uh huh, continued to wash.


    Lengba carried her hands on her back and stirred her little hands behind her, unable to restrain the happy mood on her face. Speaking of grievance, she hasn''t seen Tiezhu since the Spring Festival Gala. It''s been more than two months now. It seems that he and erha are often tired of being together. It''s almost done.


    After washing, Li Tiezhu''s face was full of water. He closed his eyes and touched the towel. Lengba quickly handed the towel over.


    Li Tiezhu got used to it and wiped his face without saying thank you: "aren''t you busy this year?"


    Lengba: "OK! There are only three TV dramas, one variety show, one film, and other announcements are scattered."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t that a lot?"


    "Less than last year, hee hee."


    "OK! Let''s go. I''ll show you around."


    "What are you doing?"


    "You certainly didn''t have breakfast? Go shopping and make you something to eat."


    Director: "you have no money."


    Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "fifty in advance."


    How can he advance money from Huang Sanshi? I can work hard here. My cat can''t!


    Director: "


    PS:


    From tomorrow on, the tentative ten thousand words will be updated at 10:10, 16:16 and 22:22, about 34500 words per chapter.

 Chapter 238

    After receiving 50 yuan, Li Tiezhu was about to set out with dishevelled hair. He was always so rough.


    Lengba stopped him: "Hey, take care of your hair like a chicken nest. Put on another makeup. Where''s your makeup artist?"


    Li Tiezhu asked, "where''s your makeup artist Xiao Lin?"


    Lengba turned her eyes: "you''re a big coffee now. You don''t bring an assistant or a makeup artist? I really convinced you. Xiao Lin and Xiao Zhao, come here..."


    Behind the film crew, two makeup artists and hairdressers with the words "foolhardy" and "disaster" came out.


    In fact, they are used to it. Although they don''t know the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba, they can see that they are very close. The outside world doesn''t know, and they dare not say.


    Three or two times, Li Tiezhu''s hair style and makeup are done. Anyway, he doesn''t make up much.


    Li Tiezhu led lengba out along the small road and chatted all the way: "didn''t you go home for the new year?"


    Lengba: "no, my parents came to Donghai to get together. I''m busy and they''re busy."


    "Yes, it doesn''t smell like new year now."


    "I haven''t had the taste of the new year since I was a child. My father goes out to perform every year..."


    "I''m fine. When I was a child, a group of children in the mountain village played all kinds of crazy."


    "Really? I''ll go to your house next year."


    "OK, but it''s not necessary. Now there''s no smell of youth in my hometown. Many people go out to work and don''t go home. The children have grown up."


    "That''s a pity."


    "What would you like to eat in the morning?"


    "I like what you do."


    "All right."


    Li Tiezhu and lengba chatted casually, but the accompanying cameraman of the program group was a little confused. We know you two are so familiar, but aren''t you a teacher apprentice relationship? How do you feel that Li Tiezhu has a higher status? Overall, lengba is a little too obedient.


    The two were too close and casual, and the barrage began to speculate:


    "The relationship between these two people is absolutely extraordinary!"


    "Tut tut......"


    "Let lengba take a popsicle in the first audition. Is it human? The key is that lengba is not angry."


    "I can only say that serious brother is popular. Lengba supported him more later!"


    "Every key competition, lengba always comes to the scene to support, which has gone beyond the relationship between tutors and students!"


    "Li Tiezhu also wrote Liangliang to lengba."


    "In addition to pine and bamboo, there are the most iron pillars of lengba gang..."


    "Lengba won''t like Li Tiezhu?"


    "You really dare to think that she is six years older than Li Tiezhu."


    "Lengba is good, but I choose iron head baby."


    Everywhere Li Tiezhu went, he asked people if they had steamed buns, steamed bread and noodles to sell. He got the negative answer. After all, they haven''t left the village yet.


    Lengba is not in a hurry. She is very happy. She is different from songzhuer. She doesn''t spend much time with Li Tiezhu.


    Lengba doesn''t care as long as she doesn''t expose anything. Anyway, she doesn''t intend to pay attention to other people''s guesses. This kind of thing needs to be studied like songzhuer - she doesn''t have a face to die.


    In a word, I have a good relationship with him. How? Guess what you like!


    Li Tiezhu is not afraid. Girls are not afraid. How can I be a man?


    "Nortel passed the exam?"


    "Still poor culture test results."


    "It shouldn''t be a problem."


    "Strive to test better."


    "Uh huh, Zhu Er won the first place in the girl''s exam? Tut tut... It''s amazing."


    "She was good at acting. I can pass the exam. She gave me a lot of advice and guidance."


    "Yo ~ what''s your relationship? Are you polite?"


    Lengba''s mouth was sharp and sour.


    The audience just thought lengba was teasing in good faith. Unexpectedly, she was really jealous and didn''t play at all.


    Li Tiezhu ignored it. Anyway, some of them will eat after they are jealous. He said:


    "Is your waist better?"


    Lengba: "in these two or three months, I have recovered well and am about to recover."


    Li Tiezhu''s face was slightly hot. Fortunately, his skin was dark and could not be seen. I owe it to my good recovery in the past two or three months, because I didn''t bother you, he said:


    "Well, that''s good."


    Barrage:


    "The relationship between the two is really good. We don''t know lengba has a waist injury!"


    "Can the relationship between Qianlima and bole be bad?"


    "I hope lengba can make more assists and let Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er achieve positive results as soon as possible."


    If lengba sees these barrages, she must be angry.


    "Sister, where is the supermarket?"


    Li Tiezhu began to sweet talk to an aunt in her forties.


    The aunt laughed so hard that she pointed out the direction to him.


    Later, lengba twisted Li Tiezhu: "why didn''t I know you were so hypocritical? You should call someone aunt!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not hypocrisy. It''s called politeness! Luhani taught me to call grandma aunt, aunt and sister."


    The barrage of bullets laughed wildly, and Luhani lay on the gun.


    When he came to the small supermarket, Li Tiezhu spent 24 yuan on a bag of noodles and six eggs, and 26 yuan on six liang of beef.


    They returned the same way. It was less than 7:30 when they got home. The two old people had not got up yet.


    Li Tiezhu made fried egg noodles for lengba and himself in the earthen stove.


    Lengba couldn''t help, so she moved a small bamboo stool and sat aside to watch: "why do you buy beef? It''s a waste..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what if the program only provides pork at noon? You can''t eat it. I''ll buy some first. Besides, a big head monster ordered fried yellow beef."


    Lengba was silent, just smiling, with an inexplicable light in her eyes.


    After a while, the noodles were cooked. Lengba had a small bowl and Li Tiezhu had a big basin. Then Li Tiezhu fried three poached eggs, two lengba and one Li Tiezhu.


    Lengba takes a poached egg and wants to give it to Li Tiezhu. As soon as Li Tiezhu stares, lengba sends it to her mouth and dare not continue to be humble.


    Cats should be pampered!


    In fact, the strange relationship between them is not enough for outsiders. At a superficial level, it is a flesh and blood relationship, but in fact, it is far from so superficial and vulgar. They give each other the greatest respect and space, and their care for each other is also the highest.


    Although it is not moral, but really speaking, it is more heart to heart and trust than many hot lovers.


    "The noodles you cooked are still so delicious!"


    "Eat more."


    "Hmmm... I thought the taste would change if I changed the earthen stove..."


    "You don''t have to wolf it down."


    "Delicious!"


    "Shall I divide you a little more?"


    "Yes."


    "Come on, here you are."


    "You''ll get fat."


    "Be fat! Be fat... Be fat."


    Li Tiezhu first said that it was better to be fat, but he felt guilty at the thought of his irresponsibility.


    After the two finished eating, Li Tiezhu cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and was robbed by lengba. He said he wouldn''t let Li Tiezhu wash the dishes.


    Although she was on the program, lengba still followed the rules of "home". She ate the rice made by Li Tiezhu at home and never let Tiezhu wash the dishes.


    Li Tiezhu went to boil water to make tea. The tea was brought by teacher he. I don''t know if it''s good to drink, but it''s very expensive.


    After a while, he Ling also came down: "Wow! My God! There is a fairy daughter washing dishes for us? What kind of fairy treatment is this?"


    He is always good at boasting.


    Lengba blushed a little: "Hello, teacher he!"


    He Ling continued to boast: "lengba, you wash dishes and chopsticks too carefully? How clean should you wash?"


    At this time, Huang Sanshi came out with monkey Gu rice: "the habit of washing fine is very bad!"


    Lengba: "really?"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s not suitable here! You have to change it. Just wash it quickly!"


    He Ling: "Miss Huang, are you worried about wasting water?"


    Huang Sanshi shook his head and looked secretive: "I mean, if you don''t wash it so fine, you''ll probably have finished it by now."


    Lengba: "hmm? And then?"


    Huang Sanshi: "then, we didn''t know you two had breakfast secretly! And... Haven''t left it for us yet."


    Lengba: "er..."


    He Ling: "that''s the truth!"


    Huang Sanshi looked at Li Tiezhu: "and! I saw eggshells and noodles, so Tiezhu... Did you find the director group to advance?"


    Lengba was a little flustered. She was afraid that tie Zhu would be targeted by Huang Sanshi when she was a permanent guest of the mushroom house for the first time. She quickly explained: "no, I want fried egg noodles, but I don''t. tie Zhu is afraid to neglect guests..."


    Li Tiezhu waved to lengba to shut up.


    Lengba really shut up.


    Huang Sanshi secretly raised his eyebrows. Something''s wrong! It''s very different from the last time in infinite challenge!


    Then, Li Tiezhu went to the bamboo chair: "fifty in advance! Hey hey! A bag of noodles, six eggs and six liang of beef."


    Lengba is a little messy.


    Huang Sanshi put on his sunglasses and looked at Li Tiezhu with his back: "anyway, it''s your money. How do you spend it?"


    When lengba grows up, does my iron pillar have such a row of noodles?


    He Ling also said, "Miss Huang? It''s over?"


    Huang Sanshi whispered, "do you want to eat fried egg noodles?"


    He Ling: "yes."


    Huang Sanshi said, "iron pillar, did you buy native eggs? Noodles? No, forget it. Let me experiment."


    With that, Huang Sanshi tied his apron to the earth stove.


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes... Awesome!


    Anyway, I make money by transplanting rice seedlings!


    Mr. He mixed rice thin and Huang Sanshi to make noodles. Li Tiezhu made tea and lengba drank quietly, ignoring them at all. Lengba occasionally winked at Li Tiezhu and asked if there were any questions. Li Tiezhu said it was all right with a cool face.


    After breakfast, the four carried baskets and hoes and were ready to dig bamboo shoots up the mountain.


    Walking on the long dam of the reservoir, Xiao h and Xiao o scurry everywhere. Teacher Huang and teacher he leisurely walk behind. The elderly have bad legs and feet. Li Tiezhu took the lead, carrying a basket and a hoe. Lengba only carried a small basket and followed Li Tiezhu.


    Lengba: "iron pillar, do bamboo shoots grow on bamboo?"


    Li Tiezhu: "bamboo shoots are just unearthed bamboo."


    "Isn''t that small?"


    "It depends on the type. If it''s mottled bamboo, its fingers are thick. If it''s moso bamboo, it''s two or three fingers thick. But what we''re going to dig today is Nan bamboo shoots, which are as thick as fists."


    "Ah? How do you know?"


    "Here! You see, the hillside by the reservoir in front is full of Nanzhu forest."


    Lengba looked up, and sure enough, there was a green Nanzhu waving in the wind on the hillside, turning out green waves.


    He Ling said with a smile: "Tiezhu is worthy of being a rural child. He knows everything and can do everything."


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s right! But if you dig bamboo shoots today, I can carry them for you at most."


    He Ling: "why?"


    Huang Sanshi: "did you forget? Yesterday I guessed who was Xiao h''s game. I won!"


    He Ling: "


    When he got up the mountain, Li Tiezhu keenly ran to the sunny side of the hillside, because the bamboo shoots grew fastest on the sunny side. Although it was easy for elders, he was more likely to find large bamboo shoots.


    Soon he saw the plump bamboo shoots. Without saying a word, he swung his hoe and dug them out. He stripped off the old bamboo shell and threw it into the basket.


    Lengba couldn''t help, so she was responsible for looking for bamboo shoots everywhere. They cooperated quite tacitly.


    On the other side, Huang Sanshi shuttled through the bamboo forest to experience the whispers of the bamboo forest. He Ling was intoxicated. He Ling waved a heavy hoe with his thin body and almost flashed his waist.


    In this regard, Huang Sanshi said: "don''t be afraid. If you don''t dig enough, the iron pillar will come to help later."


    He Ling can''t cry or laugh.


    Huang Sanshi found a wooden stick as a crutch, played everywhere, and even talked about the allusions of the Seven Sages in the bamboo forest. Then, a fart pier fell down and slid out of the slope for 20 meters, and then... Leisurely stood up and held the sunglasses.


    "Cough! These sunglasses are of good quality and make me look like a blind man!"

 Chapter 240

    After being ridiculed, Xu Shanzheng said he was hurt internally and wanted to have a rest. He hid in the shed to tease the dog. On the contrary, lengba jumped out to help.


    He Ling Tucao Xu Shan make complaints about the top version of Chen Chichi, anyway, I do nothing.


    Huang Sanshi suggested that a stove should be made directly in the shed. When it rains, the earthen board should be directly covered with plastic cloth. This lazy way seems good.


    Li Tiezhu also agreed. After all, it''s much easier to build a stove than a shed.


    Then he began to move stones and bricks. Xu Shan accidentally exposed Hercules'' ability and was farted by everyone.


    Xu Shanzheng belongs to the cautious and brave type, insisting: "I haven''t practiced and have no strength... If I practice, can I be so black and fat?"


    Li Tiezhu inserted a knife: "it''s OK for men to be black, but they can''t be fat. It''s OK to be fat. They can''t be fat and don''t work."


    Xu Shanzheng: "what do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t make people think you''re fat because you don''t work."


    Xu Shanzheng: "Oh! That''s reasonable. Let''s do something else. What kind of work do we have?"


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling secretly laugh. Li Tiezhu has a way.


    Li Tiezhu said, "chop firewood! Transplant seedlings! Pick honey! Catch eels!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I choose to pick honey!"


    He Ling: "I''ll accompany you."


    Then they went to collect honey, dressed very carefully, and the equipment was very advanced.


    Huang Sanshi set up a stove and Li Tiezhu cut firewood.


    Lengba said, "why don''t we plant rice seedlings?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "transplanting rice seedlings is an afternoon job. At noon, we set up a stove to cook and eat. In the afternoon, we take them to transplanting rice seedlings together!"


    Wang Hui, who helped Huang Sanshi set up the stove, laughed and said, "hahaha... On the way here, Xu Shanzheng said you should target him today."


    Li Tiezhu said, "boss, don''t you think I''m helping him? He has to thank me."


    In "in full bloom", Li Tiezhu is Wang Hui''s younger brother.


    Huang Sanshi said, "Li Tiezhu is the boss of the mushroom house this season. He Ling and I are both working. Ha ha... It''s good. We don''t have to offend people in person."


    Li Tiezhu turned to the program group: "director, what if they were stung by bees?"


    Director: "the medicine tube is enough!"


    Lengba: "poof... Hehe..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re immoral. How about paying for work-related injury compensation? How about a bag of 20?"


    Director: "ten dollars."


    Li Tiezhu: "deal!"


    Huang Sanshi: "I knew. Cut some holes in their protective clothing..."


    After a while, the two came back from collecting honey. Xu Shanzheng was honored to be stabbed in a bag. Huang Sanshi was also stabbed in a bag when checking honey. After bargaining with the director group, he harvested 40 yuan.


    Then, they happily went to apply soapy water and wipe balm, and suddenly found that it was still a shortcut to get rich.


    When his family, Li Tiezhu received the money and put it in his pocket.


    The small earth stove was also set up. Huang Sanshi used the loach left last night and the eggs and vermicelli bought by Li Tiezhu in the morning, plus Hougu rice, to make a rudimentary lunch for everyone. Everyone ate it with their noses and had a little rest to prepare for the work in the afternoon.


    Xu Shanzheng said with emotion: "after Li Tiezhu''s permanent residence, the most obvious change in this program is that you actually began to eat lunch! It used to be a meal in the morning and a dinner in the evening."


    Huang Sanshi looked at Li Tiezhu and blinked: "well, assign the work in the afternoon. Who will catch the eel?"


    Li Tiezhu understood: "let''s raise our hands and vote. We agree that Xu Shan''s teacher will raise his hands to catch eels!"


    Then he raised his hand first, followed by Huang Sanshi, he Ling and lengba. Wang Hui was surprised for a moment and raised his hand.


    Xu Shan stroked his beard: "don''t you want to catch eels?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I can catch it too."


    Xu Shanzheng: "it can run."


    Huang Sanshi: "if you hold it firmly, it won''t run away."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I can plant rice."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t do this. Mr. Shan Zheng, if you like eels, go catch eels. Don''t pick jobs you don''t like. There''s no subjective initiative."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I like planting rice! I especially love serious work!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "look! I said that teacher Shanzheng likes to work."


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling couldn''t laugh. They all remember that Li Tiezhu said this morning that he would make Xu Shanzheng fall in love with rice transplanting.


    Xu Shanzheng: "what about my eel? Who will get it?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I picked eels while transplanting seedlings. I picked a lot yesterday and let them go. Yesterday I just wanted to make loaches."


    Xu Shanzheng: "Oh! You can catch eels with rice seedlings. What about me with the routine just now?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Lengba couldn''t bear it, and burst out laughing. Li Tiezhu was really honest.


    The barrage also loves Xu Shanzheng:


    "I was stung by a bee just now, and now I''m stung by Li Tiezhu''s routine!"


    "Mr. Shan Zheng is so cute!"


    "Is Li Tiezhu too honest?"


    "I love Xu Shan."


    "The mushroom house this season doesn''t feel very friendly."


    "I have a hunch that Xu Shan''s struggle will be very miserable."


    Then Li Tiezhu, he Ling, lengba and Xu Shan competed for transplanting seedlings.


    Huang Sanshi and Wang Hui pick up honey at home,


    Lengba was wearing waterproof pants and was almost unable to move after she went into the water. When everyone laughed at her, she suddenly grabbed a crayfish: "there are crayfish in this field!"


    Li Tiezhu took the crayfish and put it in the basket.


    When she caught a crayfish, lengba was very excited and prepared to make persistent efforts. Then she knelt in the paddy field: "er... I''ll give you an early year!"


    After that, lengba directly entered the songzhuer mode. She took three steps and fell. Her whole body was covered with mud. She screamed, laughed, cried and hawed, just like a neuropathy.


    He Ling inserted seedlings, Tucao: "make complaints about people, I thought iron head baby was coming again..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, spicy claws should be stuck in a corner waiting for rescue at the moment. They can''t move."


    Because Li Tiezhu inserted most of them yesterday, the three quickly finished inserting a paddy field, and caught three crayfish and five eels.


    Xu Shanzheng: "Hoo... Finally finished."


    Li Tiezhu said to the program group, "finish the field above! How about 150?"


    Director: "one hundred and two!"


    He Ling shouted, "OK! Done!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "what''s good? Have you asked my opinion?"


    Li Tiezhu asked, "do you like collecting honey or transplanting rice seedlings?"


    "Er... Transplant rice seedlings."


    "You see, I said my brother Shanzheng loved transplanting!"


    So, the three started the rice transplanting work of the second paddy field, and Xu Shan was too tired to stand up.


    Lengba, who caught crayfish and eel everywhere, got nothing. She also tired herself, wiped her sweat, painted her face with mud, stood on her hips, a little unconvinced.


    Li Tiezhu looked at it and was surprised. Is this woman too beautiful? The appearance of mud on his face is too eye-catching.


    Li Tiezhu licked his lips: "sister lengba, your face is muddy."


    Lengba seemed to feel it and wiped her face again. There was more mud: "really?"


    Li Tiezhu quickly bowed his head and continued transplanting seedlings.


    Lengba smiled secretly.


    The second paddy field was finished, and it was only after four o''clock.


    This is mainly due to Li Tiezhu''s high efficiency in transplanting seedlings. Basically, he did two-thirds of the work alone. Xu Shanzheng was always lazy to chat with lengba, and then Li Tiezhu called him back.


    After finishing the work, Li Tiezhu and others returned to the mushroom house and handed over a dozen small eels to Huang Sanshi. He took a small basket to catch crayfish in the river. Lengba was moved and chased.


    The river looked at the figure of the two people leaving and suddenly sighed: "this section is pinched off! I just think lengba and iron pillar are better matched! If there were no pine and bamboo..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "don''t mention the pine and bamboo, my head is big!"


    Huang Sanshi thought and didn''t speak.


    An hour later, Li Tiezhu came back with a basket full of crayfish and a three kilogram grass carp.


    He Ling exclaimed, "Wow! Tiezhu, are you great? Catch crayfish and get back such a big fish? How did you do it?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I have a bad feeling."


    Li Tiezhu: "crayfish is caught and fish is bought. It cost 34 yuan a kilo."


    He Ling: "


    Huang Sanshi: "what did I say? I paid 50 yuan in advance. He not only paid in advance, but also spent the disability expenses I fought with Shan..."


    Xu Shanzheng said: "why? Hey, Li Tiezhu! Ask yourself, lengba took you into the singing world, I took you into the film industry, and I''m your Bole? Why is there such a big treatment gap?"


    Lengba hides behind Li Tiezhu without revealing any trace.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Xu Shan, who was peeling bamboo shoots, threw the basket angrily: "ah, what? How did you target me today? Didn''t you count it in your heart?"


    Lengba was startled. Won''t she be really angry?


    He Ling was stunned.


    Li Tiezhu: "well, twenty yuan for a bamboo basket. If it is broken, it will be compensated according to the price."


    Xu Shanzheng quickly picked it up and looked at it: "it''s not bad! Don''t digress from the topic and give me a reasonable explanation."


    Li Tiezhu: "because you... Have a round head."


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    The others laughed. It was the old stem left by pine and bamboo.


    Then, Li Tiezhu and the director team received 200 yuan and returned 100 yuan. There were 106 yuan left in his pocket and... 300 yuan in reserve that no one knew.


    Wang Hui is also an expert, killing eels silently.


    Huang Sanshi asked Li Tiezhu, "Li Tiezhu and Mr. He are cooking tonight, so I''ll be idle!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I can''t stew bamboo shoots and fried eel shreds in oil. You''d better make these two."


    Huang Sanshi: "but I guess the dog won."


    Li Tiezhu said to he Ling, "well... Maybe we should let Miss Huang like cooking."


    He Ling nodded repeatedly.


    Huang Sanshi counseled: "forget it! For Xu Datou''s sake, I''ve made these two dishes!"


    Then, he Ling handled the crayfish, Li Tiezhu killed the fish, Huang Sanshi began to prepare the side dishes, lengba was responsible for burning the fire, and the Mushroom House dinner was going on.


    At this time, two swallows suddenly flew in, fell under the eaves, chattered and flew away, and soon brought mud to prepare for nesting. Two staff members of the program group came out with bamboo poles, as if to drive the swallows away.


    Huang Sanshi interrupted, "what are you doing?"


    The director said: "after swallows build their nests, they will shit and affect their beauty."


    Li Tiezhu then said, "what are you afraid of? Just clean more. Besides, swallows in Jiangnan area basically arrived in March. They only came here to build their nests now for one reason. The previously built nests were destroyed."


    Director: "is that so?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course. Don''t you see that these two are too small? They should be the new swallows who built their nests in the first year. They don''t have much experience. Don''t bother them. Anyway, there are many animals in the mushroom house, and there are not many of them."


    He Ling: "yes, the swallow''s coming to build the nest shows that the owner of the house is kind. This is our recognition!"


    Lengba''s eyes are bright, and women''s perspective is different: "they look like love."


    Finally, the two swallows successfully settled down in the mushroom house. The male swallows built their nests with mud, and the female swallows flew or watched. They never helped and chattered quite lovingly.


    Li Tiezhu said: "three months later, after the mushroom house is recorded, their babies can almost fly. How good."


    He Ling: "that''s because pine and bamboo are not here. Otherwise, she should think about how to make delicious food."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The scandal has spread abroad!

 Chapter 242

    The card game of drawing tortoise was very interesting. Finally, there was a duel between he Ling, Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi. Finally, Xu Shan lost. That''s all. He also said that whoever lost would wash his hair.


    Everyone laughed at the amount of hair on his head.


    Lengba coughed with laughter.


    Xu Shanzheng said, "it''s not ordinary washing. It''s dry cleaning like a hair salon and a head massage. If you smoke with this fear, the atmosphere will be different."


    He Ling: "it''s a little interesting."


    Li Tiezhu raised his head from the textbook: "brother Shan Zheng, there is a word called cocoon self binding."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I just lost. The next one is definitely not me."


    Li Tiezhu: "everyone will make you fall in love with shampoo."


    Xu Shanzheng: "hmm? If it''s me, it''s not shampoo, it''s shampoo skin."


    Huang Sanshi said: "I wonder why Xu Shanzheng made such a request. It seems that he has deep feelings for shampoo. After all, the last shampoo should have been many years ago."


    Xu Shanzheng felt his beard and thought deeply.


    Finally, everyone unanimously decided to make a bet with shampoo and asked Li Tiezhu to play together. It''s fun to have many people.


    Li Tiezhu had to put down his textbook and sit next to lengba, waiting for Mr. He to deal cards.


    Li Tiezhu quietly asked lengba, "why do you cough?"


    Lengba: "I may catch a cold in the water this afternoon. Small problem. I brought medicine."


    At the beginning of a new round of tortoise drawing game, Xu Shan competed for the first to go, with a look of melancholy.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Shan Zheng was the first to leave. Sure enough, he washed his hair."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I won! You continue!"


    He Ling also pretended to put down his card and said, "so, Xu Shan, who do you want to serve you?"


    Xu Shan''s face became embarrassing: "you... Can''t bully guests like this!"


    After the joke, the game continued, and finally Huang Sanshi lost.


    Huang Sanshi just washed it himself, so he said solemnly, "because I''ve washed it, I''ll transfer this privilege to someone who really wants to wash his hair."


    Xu Shanzheng''s expression was suddenly wrong, and he had a bad feeling.


    After Huang Sanshi asked everyone''s opinions, he looked at Xu Shan.


    Xu Shanzheng shook his head in fright.


    Li Tiezhu directly got up and went to the bathroom.


    Huang Sanshi: "I''ll delegate it to you."


    Xu Shan Zheng shook his head stubbornly: "no! The other party can delegate it only with the consent of the other party."


    Huang Sanshi: "let''s vote. Those who agree raise their hands."


    The vote was unanimous.


    Xu Shanzheng: "it''s no use agreeing. My client disagrees."


    Huang Sanshi: "you accept it, you still... Poof!"


    I saw that Li Tiezhu took a bath towel and went directly to Xu Shan for a cover and tied it.


    Xu Shan was confused: "Hey, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you talk about you. Technician No. 3 of mushroom house serves you. My name is Tony."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I said I didn''t wash."


    Click.


    A lump of shampoo was patted on Xu Shan''s head.


    Xu Shan was stunned.


    Everyone fell on the tatami with laughter. Lengba coughed with laughter and tears came out.


    Huang Sanshi smiled enough and asked, "Zhengzi, listen to me and accept shampoo service."


    Xu Shan said angrily, "I''ve washed it all. Is there any difference between accepting it or not?"


    Li Tiezhu wiped Xu Shan''s head a few times and muttered, "you can''t afford bubbles!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "just wash it twice."


    Li Tiezhu: "that won''t work. I don''t have any bubbles after washing my head. It seems that I''m very unprofessional. Yes!"


    Watching, Li Tiezhu pressed the shampoo on Xu Shan''s beard, rubbed it twice, and then put it on his head.


    Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi shook their stomachs with laughter. He Ling took a basin of water and smiled as they walked.


    Xu Shanzheng said inexplicably, "I won this game. Why was it me who was punished? Moreover, no one asked me for advice. There was a simple and simple person who washed it for me without saying hello."


    When the program was broadcast here, the barrage also began to revel:


    "Li Tiezhu really dares to start!"


    "There are other things in the world that he dare not do? The one with the popsicle is still nearby."


    "Huang Sanshi was also robbed by Li Tiezhu''s group."


    "Wang Hui was thrown by Li Tiezhu on his bike. He saw it in the film" in full bloom. "


    "I''ve been bullied except teacher he."


    "Didn''t you find Xu Shan''s expression very unnatural?"


    "Xu Datou is really embarrassed."


    "I have to say, this head is very funny!"


    "Rubbing bubbles on your beard is very essence..."


    Xu Shan''s facial features on his round face are distorted and maintains the embarrassing character shape: "I didn''t expect to use shampoo in my lifetime..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you usually wash with?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "facial cleanser, from the face to the back of the head. When I pass the shampoo section in the supermarket, I always have an idea in my heart... This thing is not necessary!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know one who washes his face with shampoo, and now I know another who washes his hair with facial cleanser."


    Xu Shanzheng: "is it your agent? I tell you I envy him..."


    He Ling suddenly asked, "iron pillar, how do you feel?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s amazing! I''ve never washed my bald head. It feels like washing tea eggs..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "do you have such a big tea egg? Ostrich tea egg?"


    There was another burst of laughter.


    Li Tiezhu solemnly cleaned his beard and head, then took out a dry towel and pulled a cart to dry his head.


    Xu Shanzheng: "are you polishing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, do guests need waxing?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    After washing, Li Tiezhu asked, "the last question, do you have a card?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "what card? VIP card for washing tea eggs?"


    Next, the tortoise game continued. Li Tiezhu didn''t finish. He went outside to prepare supper for everyone.


    In this round, Xu Shanzheng and Huang Sanshi imitated small h and small O. at the end of the performance, everyone applauded, and then Li Tiezhu came in with a tray with a small bowl of scallion noodles.


    It was a late night and everyone was hungry.


    Xu Shan scrambled to eat noodles and suddenly looked up: "no! Why is lengba''s supper a pear?"


    Li Tiezhu carried a basin, squatted down to eat noodles and said, "she caught a cold and her throat was uncomfortable. She steamed her a rock sugar Sydney. What''s the matter?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "if my voice is uncomfortable..."


    Li Tiezhu: "six yuan is a pear. It''s precious. This is the last six yuan in the mushroom house."


    He Ling translated: "it means, Mr. Xu Shan, you don''t deserve such an expensive supper."


    Xu Shanzheng: "Oh... But I look delicious."


    Lengba drank Sydney soup silently, sweet in her heart.


    When everyone finished eating noodles, the phone rang again. It was a call from tomorrow''s guests.


    Xu Shanzheng answered the phone nearby: "howl?"


    Everyone looked at it strangely.


    Xu Shan said: "yes? Why do you speak English? Hoo Hoo! He said he couldn''t tell me! Who will come?"


    Li Tiezhu volunteered to answer the phone: "howl, vomit, goose, ouch? Ouch, three grams of oil can be pressed?"


    A string of Sichuan flavor English directly gave the other party a dry smile, and the other party also came to gouchuan flavor English: "howl, Doo, Doo? Oh, rice soil!"


    Li Tiezhu said to everyone, "I''m from Xichuan."


    The phone said, "Hey, people from Western Sichuan..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s Watt''s dish?"


    He Ling held back a smile: "you open hands-free, let''s listen together."


    Li Tiezhu put down the phone: "which is hands-free?"


    He Ling: "you''ve hung up."


    Li Tiezhu said to the phone, "Oh, call another one, Pulis."


    After a while, the phone rang again and directly hands-free.


    The other side, a foreign accent Chinese: "I want taro roast chicken and crucian carp with bean sauce."


    He Ling: "ah! I know who it is."


    On the phone: "no, you don''t know."


    Li Tiezhu: "bye."


    Toot!


    On the other side, Zhang Xiaojie looked confused: "is it so decisive?"


    Everyone in the mushroom house also began to wash and rest. Li Tiezhu covered the lady''s small room with a quilt and lengba lived in. They were very polite in their words, but they also exchanged their eyes a little. After all, they had a full tacit understanding.


    "Tiezhu, thank you for your rock sugar Sydney. My voice is much better."


    "You''re welcome, sister lengba. You should have a rest early."


    "You too."


    "Good night."


    "Good night."


    Back to the man''s big bunk room, Li Tiezhu went to bed.


    Xu Shanzheng said, "Li Tiezhu, what shampoo did you use to wash me? Why is my head still cold now?"


    Li Tiezhu: "lengsuanling."


    Xu Shan was shocked to sit up in his dying illness: "really?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fake! I turned off the light."


    So far, the first phase of the second season of mushroom house has officially ended, and the effect is very good. Li Tiezhu''s joining has brought new changes to mushroom house. The most important thing is that he is not as transparent as Peng Peng. He really dares to say and do. Even big men like Xu Shanzheng dare to start directly, which is very good.


    In addition, three new small animals, radish, dog residue and Tigress, also add color to the effect of the program.


    After the broadcast of this program, the audience rating directly exploded, and the audience rating of variety shows temporarily ranked first.


    In the mushroom house, everyone is lying in bed ready to rest. The radish is squatting next to Li Tiezhu''s pillow. Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone receives a message.


    Captive cat: "I''m going to make two little swings on the balcony of my apartment."


    Cat keeper: "can I help you?"


    Captive cat: "no, I can handle it. Good night, dog leftovers."


    Cat keeper: "good night, tigress."


    ¡­¡­


    The next morning, Xu Shan got up very early, but there was an earlier one. Li Tiezhu had already cut firewood in the yard.


    "Iron pillar, when did you get up?"


    "Six thirty."


    "Yes, what do you eat in the morning? By the way, you''ve run out of money, haven''t you? That pear!"


    "Yes."


    Xu Shanzheng became proud: "hahaha! I have money. I''ll go out and buy food for myself. I won''t give you food!"


    Li Tiezhu: "er... You should be careful when you go out."


    "Be careful what?"


    "There are many dogs in the village."


    "I''m afraid of dogs?"


    "No, I mean..."


    Xu Shanzheng directly found a stick in the woodpile and took it in his hand: "I''ve practiced! Ha ha, buy breakfast. I won''t give it to you. Hey, hey..."


    Until Xu Shan was far away, Li Tiezhu murmured, "I really didn''t have money to buy food, but there were yesterday''s noodles and eggs... Besides, I asked again yesterday morning. There was no breakfast in the village."


    Xu Shan wandered around the village and asked where he could sell breakfast. In the end, he got nothing.


    With his stomach growling, Xu Shanzheng bought a packet of noodles at a grocery store. While eating, he walked back to the mushroom house: "Hey, hey! Go back and greedy for you! He also frightened me that there are dogs in the village. These dogs are small pet dogs and don''t bite... Er..."


    Bravo.


    Xu Shan stepped on a mine and looked down with distorted expression and depressed eyes.


    At this moment, he finally knew what Li Tiezhu meant when he said that there were many dogs in the village.


    After wiping the soles of his shoes on the roadside grass, Xu Shan walked back to the mushroom house and pushed the gate open. He was so angry that the whole person was square.


    Li Tiezhu, lengba, Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Wang Hui were sitting in the shed eating delicious fried egg noodles, and there were three plates of code fried with leftovers from last night on the table.


    Xu Shan scrambled for half a bag of noodles in his hand, and it didn''t smell good in an instant.


    Later, the program group was awesome, and directly embarrassed the P of Xu Shan''s contention.


    He groaned and sat under the eaves, sulking.


    Li Tiezhu shouted, "brother Shan Zheng, come and sit down!"


    Xu Shanzheng ate a mouthful of plain noodles, but it didn''t smell good: "I don''t! I''m not a food for a long time!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! You sit under the swallow''s nest. Swallows are easy to shit."


    Xu Shanzheng: "it can''t be such a coincidence... Er..."


    For a time, the whole mushroom house was banned.


    PS:


    Thank you for my 13000 rewards and monthly tickets stolen from this flower room, as well as other rewards and monthly tickets!

 Chapter 243

    "Ah!!!"


    After 0.05 seconds, Xu Shanzheng jumped up and screamed. The whole person was crazy.


    Up there, Tigress''s ass was closed and she was scared to fly away. The dog didn''t build a nest. Go after her daughter-in-law quickly.


    He Ling smiled with soft feet, but he ran over and gave a paper towel for the first time.


    In the shed, although everyone thought it was immoral, they couldn''t help laughing.


    Lengba smiled and said, "the mountain teacher is so poor."


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "maybe... Tigress saw me when I washed my hair last night. I also wanted to call down the mountain for brother."


    Huang Sanshi: "this thing can also rub bubbles?"


    Li Tiezhu: "rub it to know."


    Wang Hui: "stop talking. I still have noodles!"


    Xu Shan wiped his head with a paper towel, ran out and rushed to the shed to roar:


    "I said I wouldn''t come! Li Tiezhu insisted that I come! What else did he say? Strike while the iron is hot and kill cooked food rather than kill living things... Ah!!! I''m so bored! Look what I''ve experienced since I came here? I was stung by a bee when I came here, and then I went into the water to insert rice. My waist was almost broken. I still cook by myself. I also treat eels differently. I have to work for them. Lengba has Li Tiezhu''s help with everything, Two big dishes! In the evening, she also has rock sugar Sydney. What about me? I lost the first game, won the second round, washed my hair! Polished! I went out to buy breakfast in the morning and stepped on dog shit. When I came back, I sat down. What''s special... Birds wash my hair??? "


    Everyone looked sympathetic.


    Lengba, in particular, frowned and nodded to understand his pain, and then: "Pooh..."


    Huang Sanshi shrugged with a smile. Wang Hui almost choked when he lowered his head to eat noodles.


    He Ling held back his smile and said to Xu Shan, "iron pillar asked you to come? I thought the program group arranged it."


    Xu Shan argued angrily: "why laugh? It''s Li Tiezhu. He has to say that my film has a good box office in the Spring Festival. We should strike while the iron is hot and quickly publicize a wave of medicine gods. He also said that the geomantic omen of mushroom house is good... What''s good?"


    He Ling: "then why were you fooled?"


    Xu Shanzheng immediately said, "I, I... He is an honest looking person. Fooling people is the most fatal!"


    He Ling: "poof... Sorry, I didn''t mean to laugh at you, poof ha..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t you wash it? Bird droppings are very corrosive. Don''t really polish it at that time."


    The crowd laughed wildly again.


    Xu Shanzheng: "I want you to say! Of course I want to wash, but I want to vent my anger first."


    Li Tiezhu: "it may be too early to vent now."


    "What do you mean?"


    "I mean, you have to stay most of the day, in case..."


    "No chance! Absolutely not! I said."


    "Don''t talk too full, brother Shan Zheng. I suggest you keep a low profile."


    "Uh... Okay."


    Li Tiezhu helped take the small half of the package in his hand. Xu Shanzheng ran away with his head covered and went to the bathroom to wash ostrich tea eggs.


    When he came out, the noodles were finished, the code was gone, and there was only one packing bag left for xiaowanneng.


    Xu Shanzheng: "what do I eat? If I don''t keep noodles for me, I can eat my little food?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in the pot, I boiled you water and noodles."


    "What about the code? What about the seasoning? Do I have noodles in clear soup?"


    "With scallions, you can make scallion noodles."


    "I''ll do it myself?"


    "What else? Everyone is so busy."


    At this time, he Ling was making coffee again in the shed. Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi were studying a stone picked up by the river. Li Tiezhu was cleaning bamboo leaves to make zongzi.


    But the most irritating thing is that lengba is eating rock sugar Sydney again.


    Xu Shanzheng pointed to the pear and said, "didn''t you say the money was spent? What''s that?"


    Lengba: "rock sugar Sydney."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I know!"


    Lengba: "do you still ask?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "where did I come from? Didn''t I have no money?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can advance! Brother Shan Zheng, are you amnesic?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Finally, Xu Shan left in good spirits and went to cook noodles for himself by the earth stove. He still muttered and didn''t know what to say.


    Lengba whispered to Li Tiezhu, "isn''t he really angry?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "yes."


    After cooking noodles, Xu Shanzheng sat alone by the fence and ate clear soup noodles. He said to the lantern standing on the fence thinking about life: "they isolate me, and you don''t fit in! Now we''re together."


    Lantern: "Ga!"


    Pulled a thick bubble


    Everyone laughed again.


    Xu Shan was so angry that he jumped up and scolded, "lantern, do you despise me? I have a good chat with you. Do you respond to me like this?"


    The lantern fluttered its wings and flew away.


    Xu Shan was confused: "can it fly?"


    Huang Sanshi silently took a net and put it next to Xu Shanzheng: "eat slowly and catch the lantern after eating."


    Xu Shanzheng: "why should I go?"


    It''s self-evident that you scared away the lanterns.


    However, after a few mouthfuls of noodles, Xu Shan carried the net to catch the lanterns, chasing the lanterns and reading: "lanterns, you can''t do this! I''m also a film emperor with a box office of billions! The last variety show was bullied so badly that even you dare to tease me?"


    The lantern didn''t run far, so he slipped away from Xu Shan a few meters away. Xu Shan strove to step on the field, and his shoes were wet.


    Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Wang Hui and lengba, lying on the fence of the yard, cheered and applauded, and gave advice and advice to Xu Shan.


    After a while, Xu Shan was so tired that he sat on the ridge with a loveless expression on his face: "don''t shout! Come down and help me catch it!"


    In an instant, the four heads behind the fence retracted.


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Here''s the program. The audience are distressed by the barrage of bullets:


    "The people in the mushroom house are too much. Brother Shan Zheng is so poor?"


    "He is so fat, how can he catch up with the lantern?"


    "Xu Shan is sweating on the top of his head!"


    "These people are too dogs!"


    "Although brother Shan Zheng is very poor, I still laugh very happily."


    None of the old three is willing to ask for help. Lengba is still active. She puts on gloves and is ready to catch ducks.


    She and Xu Shan fought for containment at both ends. However, the lantern could fly. She flew directly over Xu Shan''s head and stepped on his head. Lengba squatted down with a smile.


    Xu Shanzheng pointed to his forehead: "it''s humiliating me! It can fly! How can it be caught."


    Li Tiezhu finished chopping the remaining firewood and followed him out: "it''s too fat. It can''t fly far at one time. It''s easy to catch as long as you predict the landing point."


    Xu Shanzheng: "you speak lightly. If you can catch it, I''ll eat the net."


    Li Tiezhu goes to the lantern, and the lantern flies away. Li Tiezhu catches up in two steps. Before the lantern falls to the ground, Li Tiezhu holds it around his neck.


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Li Tiezhu carrying a lantern: "brother Shan Zheng, don''t eat the net. You can solve the fish cooking today."


    "Catch fish?"


    "No, there''s a small pond over there. You can fish."


    "Then I''m good at it. If I can''t catch fish, I''ll..."


    "Just what?"


    Xu Shan stroked his head: "if I can''t catch fish, I''ll buy one out of my own pocket, okay?"


    You can''t just set up a flag!


    After that, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui organized a group to go fishing. Li Tiezhu, lengba and he Ling continued to plant rice seedlings.


    Huang Sanshi also wanted to plant rice seedlings, but he Ling and Li Tiezhu jointly refused.


    The obvious reason is to let Mr. Huang make dried bamboo shoots and make zongzi at home. In fact, the reason is to let him grow 20 kilograms of fat.


    With Li Tiezhu, the rice transplanting progress is very fast. Today, the paddy field is the largest. After planting, the program team will give 150 yuan. Everyone is full of energy.


    He Ling cares about lengba''s body: "lengba, are you okay with a cold? Otherwise, don''t go to the field."


    Lengba jumped out of the field in waterproof pants and said, "it''s all right. I''ve eaten two pears. Besides, I can''t eat the pears in the mushroom house for nothing. I have to work! Hey!"


    He Ling: "if you''re not good, I''ll stay in the mushroom house for one more day and let the iron pillar steam more pears for you."


    Lengba was stunned: "ah! In fact, my throat is still a little itchy, and I haven''t made any announcement recently..."


    He Ling: "so honest?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "she eats less. Like a cat, it doesn''t matter to stay. She doesn''t eat as much as Xu Shan."


    He Ling: "you mean to say that others eat more? You eat the most! Besides, Mr. Shan Zheng is miserable enough this time, and you dislike others. Hey, do you think he can catch fish?"


    "Should not."


    "Why?"


    "It''s a little difficult for them to use dough as bait to catch crucian carp."


    "Ah?"


    By the pond, Xu Shanzheng, wearing a big brimmed hat, confidently made the fishing rod and bait and said, "if you catch too many fish today, cook fish hot pot!"


    Wang Hui: "when you say that, I suddenly feel that my future is slim."


    "What do you mean?"


    "What happened to you these two days is evil."


    "Er... I''ll tell you, I''m a professional in fishing!"


    Xu Shanzheng threw out the fishing rod.


    Then... The fishhook hooked out the hat on his head and fell into the pond.


    The air was suddenly quiet.


    Wang Hui silently carried the bench away from Xu Shan for more than ten meters before he got off the hook.


    Xu Shanzheng sat on the pony and touched the back of his head: "fortunately, I''m wearing a hat, otherwise I''ll lose my face."


    After that, Xu Shan''s bait was eaten up several times, the hook was entangled by a branch once, and the socks were hung up once, but he didn''t catch any fish. His patience is slowly running out.


    Giving up always comes too soon!


    "I''m going back to eat Zongzi!" Xu Shanzheng praised when he walked through the rice field with a fishing rod: "you transplant rice seedlings very fast!"


    Li Tiezhu raised his head: "if you can''t catch fish, come and plant seedlings."


    Xu Shanzheng immediately stopped: "who said I couldn''t catch it?"


    "Didn''t you give up and go back?"


    "Wrong! This is my tactic! Let them think I''m gone. In fact, I walk around and go back. When they relax their vigilance, I catch a pile!"


    "Don''t you think the bait has fed all the fish?"


    "Er... Not at all."


    Xu Shanzheng was a little embarrassed by Li Tiezhu, and walked pitifully towards the pond.


    Li Tiezhu washed his hands, dug a jar of earthworms with a hoe and sent them to Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui. Wang Hui expressed his gratitude. Xu Shan argued that it was disgusting and had to cut off the string hook?


    Li Tiezhu shrugged and left.


    After a while, Wang Hui caught a fish, and Xu Shanzheng began to resist nausea and use earthworms. Finally... The bait was eaten up again.


    At noon, when he returned to the mushroom house, Xu Shan fought empty handed, and Wang Hui caught five crucian carp.


    Xu Shan argued with a black face: "I''m going to make friends with the fish!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why? Is it because the fish won''t pull Baba at you?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "Li Tiezhu, you''ve had enough! I''ve endured you for a long time! Don''t deceive people too much. I''ll tell you."


    He Ling: "what happens if you deceive people too much?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I will be angry."


    He Ling: "Hey! I thought there were some serious consequences."


    Xu Shanzheng: "am I not seriously angry?"


    Lengba: "it doesn''t seem serious. It just makes people feel embarrassed. You''re so cute when you''re angry."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''m so angry that you think it''s cute? Embarrassed?"


    Huang Sanshi: "you see how talented you are. A trip to the mushroom house turned into a comedy movie. Xu Shanji! Ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak because


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering a related movie, the movie name is "people in a lost way", and the price is 100 intelligence points]

 Chapter 244

    This is the first time that Li Tiezhu has obtained the permission to buy movies in the system. In the past, it was either songs or cartoons. 90 minute movies, 100 intelligence points, reasoning is not expensive, but... I really don''t have that much!


    What''s more, I''m making a movie before Nortel? It''s a little too much to hang up, isn''t it? Even if there is an original film in my head, I''m not sure!


    Li Tiezhu finally knew how deep and complicated the movie was after he acted in "happy heart" and "directed" those things about the rabbit that year. Without systematic practice, special training, and enough experience and control, you can''t make a film at all.


    However, it''s better to have than not!


    I quickly passed the simple information of "people in the embarrassing way" in my head. This is a comedy film with about 8 points, and the quality is very high. Moreover, it seems very suitable for Xu Shanzheng and Li Tiezhu. Of course, it is also suitable to replace Li Tiezhu with Wang Baobao.


    The movie is a good movie, but I can''t afford it. Li Tiezhu watched it silently to see his attributes.


    Current intelligence value: 104 points.


    Remaining Intelligence: 23 points.


    Music Achievement: 2684 points.


    Variety achievements: 1532 points.


    Film and television achievements: 149 points. (increased with the release of "in full bloom")


    Tiktok: 49 million 430 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 77%.


    [the fourth main task, box office over 3 billion, reward intelligence value of 50 points, maximum intelligence value of 5 points, advanced acting skills]


    [Note: the host must be a director or a man and a man, and the box office of other films is not included in the statistics]


    Abilities: air skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: blackened card x2


    Unpublished song: love letter


    Li Tiezhu thought about it and found that it would be very difficult to save 100 intelligence points in a short time, so he didn''t want to.


    All the people make fun of Xu Shanzheng.


    Xu Shan became more and more anxious and shouted, "are you very happy to see my embarrassment?"


    Li Tiezhu finally recovered: "otherwise?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "ah? Don''t you... Be a little polite?"


    Li Tiezhu: "look! What does mushroom house do? It just invites friends to play. Right?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "so, it''s not friends coming to play, it''s friends, isn''t it?"


    He Ling, Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu collectively nodded: "hum!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Wang Hui said, "if you are so brilliant in this issue, we will achieve the effect of advertising."


    Wang Hui, the old drama bone, also plays a major role in the God of medicine.


    Xu Shan is still very unhappy.


    Fortunately, Zhang Xiaojie came at this time and let everyone give up laughing at Xu Shan for the time being.


    He Ling introduced everyone to each other.


    Zhang Xiaojie was very interested in Li Tiezhu. He asked questions from east to west. Even Huang Sanshi asked him to work. He forgot what he wanted to do. He was wronged by Li Tiezhu for three years.


    This is a good friend of he Ling and Huang Sanshi. Naturally, we should treat him well.


    After Huang Sanshi abdicated, the kitchen became exclusive to Li Tiezhu. Fortunately, Huang Sanshi also made zongzi. Li Tiezhu only fried a large pot of egg fried rice and cold mixed a rice transplanter. As for the wild broken ear root dug, he had dinner.


    Lunch at the mushroom house has always been so rough.


    Zhang Xiaojie was full of praise for the cold salad. Until Li Tiezhu asked him to dig in the afternoon, he said, "if you eat too much, it won''t taste good."


    After a meal, everyone scrambled for a cold joke. Lengba subconsciously approached Li Tiezhu with an embarrassed expression.


    After dinner, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui were leaving. Before leaving, they asked Li Tiezhu, "we''re leaving. Don''t you give us anything?"


    Li Tiezhu: "send you out."


    Xu Shanzheng: "no, we got five cans of honey..."


    Li Tiezhu: "keep it for money."


    Xu Shanzheng: "you... Goodbye! Won''t lengba go? Let''s go together."


    Lengba: "Mr. He asked me to play for another day."


    Xu Shanzheng: "let''s keep you ice sugar Sydney? I''m really sour... Let''s go."


    Not long after he left, another creative female singer came and tore down the gate. What''s more embarrassing is that as soon as she came in, Huang Sanshi was stunned and didn''t know her.


    Jin Wenwen: "hello."


    Huang Sanshi: "girl, did you go to the wrong door?"


    Jin Wenwen was embarrassed: "no! I''m here to be a guest. I just broke the door."


    Lengba didn''t know her, but she also went to pick up her luggage: "Hello, hello."


    Jin Wenwen: "Hello, sister lengba!"


    Huang Sanshi scratched his head with a firewood axe. Who is this man?


    Li Tiezhu came out of the room and greeted her politely: "Hello! Sister Jin Wenwen, isn''t she? I like your song very much!"


    This is not polite. Li Tiezhu has made up a lot of pop music in the past six months and likes her creation very much.


    Jin Wenwen was not so embarrassed: "Li Tiezhu! I love every song of your album!"


    After business mutual praise, Li Tiezhu introduced Huang Sanshi and lengba.


    He Ling, the dishwasher, heard the noise. He called Jin Wenwen. It may be that the three singers Zhang Xiaojie, Jin Wenwen and Li Tiezhu in this issue will resonate more, but they are not.


    Li Tiezhu asked Jin Wenwen, "what dish did you order?"


    However, Jin Wenwen was not qualified to order. For a moment, she was a little embarrassed: "I... I didn''t order."


    Li Tiezhu complained a little that the program team watched people eat and said, "what do you want to eat? Now, we''re ready."


    "Is that ok?"


    "Yes!"


    "Then I''ll have pork stewed noodles!"


    "Northeast silver?"


    "GAHA, no?"


    "Yes, sister lengba, how about you? Order another one."


    "Ah... Rock sugar Sydney."


    Throughout the afternoon, Li Tiezhu just planted rice seedlings. Lengba followed Li Tiezhu, Huang Sanshi and he Ling to advance money to buy vegetables. Only Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen were bored. Finally, they had to chop firewood in the yard.


    Li Tiezhu struggled all afternoon and finally got the largest paddy field. Lengba was also tired.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu made braised chicken with taro, crucian carp with bean sauce, boiled beef, stewed vermicelli with pork, spicy fried cabbage, and egg flower soup.


    Everyone enjoyed the meal very much. However, no matter how hard he Ling tried to mobilize the atmosphere, he could not achieve the comic effect of Xu Shan''s struggle last night. After all, it is difficult to make up for the sense of variety.


    There is Xu Shan''s contention that the embarrassing god pearl jade is in the front, and the second phase must not burst so much, that''s for sure.


    It''s a little dangerous.


    Jin Wenwen also said, "why boiled beef? You are so poor. Cook pork."


    Li Tiezhu: "lengba doesn''t like pork."


    Then Jin Wenwen began to apologize to lengba. It was another round of politeness.


    It''s embarrassing. Of course, it''s impossible to cut this dialogue and plot into the program.


    The atmosphere of the program is a little low. In addition, Huang Sanshi is also the kind of person who doesn''t know you well and can''t get warm with you.


    Even, Huang Sanshi broke away from the masses and went to see how the nest of dog leftovers and Tigress was built. Did he slow down because of the influence of Xu Shan''s dispute.


    Then Li Tiezhu, lengba and he Ling all went and talked about the nest that had built a small half.


    It''s boring to leave Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen.


    When everyone moved to the house, the director found Li Tiezhu.


    "What are you doing?"


    "Iron pillar! This issue is a little dull. It''s not enough to laugh. You can drive the atmosphere later."


    "This is a little difficult!"


    "No, your sense of variety is absolutely no problem."


    "It''s not about variety."


    "What''s that?"


    "You have to pay more."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    After some negotiation, Li Tiezhu walked into the house and held the radish, that is, Xiao Jiu. The atmosphere suddenly rose. Although Xiao Jiu bared his teeth to everyone, he couldn''t stand it. It''s cute. Lengba can also interact with everyone with him.


    It''s reasonable that lengba doesn''t have much lens in these two issues. It''s two states with her running. It may be because she has distractions.


    Naturally, he Ling UE had a lot of emotional problems with Nana and Xiaojie, from falling in love to getting married and having children.


    In general, I don''t expect to be funny in this issue. After all, no one can be funny. No one can compete with Xu Shan with his own sense of joy. Li Tiezhu is not weak, but the two singers are obviously not good at it. Li Tiezhu threw a stem several times, and only lengba and Huang Sanshi took it up.


    Then, Mr. He had to let everyone sing.


    Li Tiezhu recognized it. All right, just sing.


    Zhang Xiaojie solo for a while, Jin Wenwen also sang her famous song, and it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    Lengba rolled the radish: "I want to listen to Persian cat!"


    Huang Sanshi: "I like ah Diao less."


    Zhang Xiaojie: "my favorite is" chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart ". The feeling of broken sound is simply explosive!"


    Jin Wenwen: "I personally love Dongfeng break."


    Li Tiezhu got familiar with Zhang Xiaojie''s electronic organ. In the past six months, he also played a lot of musical instruments and could hold it. He said, "I''ll sing whatever you want to hear. Isn''t that very shameful?"


    Radish expressed support: "meow!"


    Zhang Xiaojie: "then which song do you sing? I''ll give you harmony. I can sing all your songs!"


    Jin Wenwen: "me too!"


    Now in the Chinese music world, it is impossible to bypass Li Tiezhu. Although he is earthy and simple, his songs are really anti beat.


    Li Tiezhu played several notes: "a new song love letter."


    Huang Sanshi: "did you write it at the scene?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no!"


    He Ling: "who writes songs on the spot? So awesome?"


    Huang Sanshi: "you look good when you laugh" was written on the spot. My daughter likes it very much. "


    He Ling: "really? So powerful?"


    Zhang Xiaojie: "he is a genius for writing songs! I am proud of daxichuan! I look forward to your trip! Come on!"


    Jin Wenwen: "when did you write the new song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it was written last month."


    We chatted casually and stopped talking.


    Because... The prelude is very gentle and pleasant to listen to, making people unconsciously quiet.


    Li Tiezhu played the accompaniment and then opened his voice:


    You''re so thin and haggard that it hurts me


    Sometimes love is more cruel than time


    Make people blind and desperate


    Forget to love two people with the same heart


    After singing a short paragraph, everyone was immersed in it. He Ling and Huang Sanshi were all people who had made albums. Naturally, they could hear how good this song was.


    Looking at each other, they shook their heads one after another. This guy is poisonous.


    The more professional Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen have been shocked and goose bumps all over their body. It''s terrible!


    Li Tiezhu''s new song is so good that I''m afraid it will sweep the music world again!


    Lengba, who is holding the cat, is trembling slightly. This song... Is sung by the master to her. She is the blind and desperate person... Too obvious!


    You''re too drunk to hide your tears


    I know despair is colder than winter


    You hate yourself for being afraid of loneliness


    But he fell in love with the free and selfish soul


    You brought the only love letter he ever wrote


    Want to prove that love was not confused


    The listener has a heart. Lengba hugs Xiao Jiu in her arms. This is the only "love letter" he wrote to her. She knows it is almost impossible to be with him openly, but she still chooses moths to the fire and tries to prove that she is not confused.


    In fact, how hard you try to prove that you are not confused, then how confused you are in fact.


    Tears fell on Xiao Jiu''s snow-white body.


    Oh, it''s a pity that love is not a few tears or a few love letters


    That might be cruel


    Waiting for others to give happiness


    Often not very happy


    Like a knife, these lyrics are deeply rooted in lengba''s appreciation and burst into tears.


    Li Tiezhu sang quietly, but his heart was not calm.


    He Ling also wiped his tears and gently handed lengba some paper towels.


    Oh, it''s a pity that love is not holding back tears and keeping love letters


    The wound is more painful when awake than when unconscious


    Close your eyes and drag your mistakes


    How can you keep true love when it comes


    After singing a song, Li Tiezhu did not have any complacency, but gently sighed.


    Lengba knew why he sighed, wiped tears and said with a strong smile, "that''s why I like Li Tiezhu! He''s always such a genius. Isn''t it nice?"


    Rao Shi, Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen also had to applaud.


    When the program was broadcast, the audience naturally could not feel the spiritual communication between Li Tiezhu and lengba, even the people on the scene did not know. But the audience still bought it and recognized it very much.


    This issue is not as funny as the previous one, but I enjoyed the communication and interaction of three music experts. Especially, Li Tiezhu released his first new single "love letter" in mushroom house this year.


    It''s late at night and everyone is ready to rest.


    Li Tiezhu lay in bed early and sent a wechat message to the cat:


    Cat keeper: "wronged you."


    Captive cat: "just this time, let me be capricious."


    "What?"


    "I just want to appear on the camera with you. This time, I won''t do the same program with you in the future."


    "Nonexistent..."


    "Thank you. I like this song very much."


    "Hard work."


    "I am the desperate moth, destined to be broken to pieces."


    "Er..."


    "Good night, dog leftovers."


    "Good night, tigress."


    "Will it be finished tomorrow? I''ll tell you..."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu covered his head, and the cat was fierce in the wild. No, the radish won''t sleep tonight. He scratched Li Tiezhu''s pillow.


    Next, Huang Sanshi left a message with his daughter on wechat:


    "Little, little! Dad is in the mushroom house, with Xiao He Ling and Zhang Xiaojie, and your favorite iron pillar. He sang a new song today, and dad recorded it and sent it to you."


    "Iron pillar, come and say a few words."


    Li Tiezhu said, "eat less, eat more, exercise more, don''t be like your father..."

 Chapter 245

    This is the end of the second issue of mushroom house.


    The next morning, everyone laughed and quarreled for a long time. At noon, they made Sichuan dry noodles. After eating, they scattered and symbolically sent away Zhang Xiaojie, Jin Wenwen and lengba. The three of them returned to the courtyard to clean up and rest.


    This is the content of the third phase. At this time, under the beam, the new nest of dog leftovers and Tigress has been built. They chirped happily and flew out to find insects to eat.


    With the two swallows flying away, this recording is over.


    Mushroom house is like this. It is not only a program for guests to relax, but also like a vacation for he Ling and Huang Sanshi. It will not be recorded at one time in order to catch up with the progress.


    There is a relationship that crops need time to grow, but the bigger reason is that we are usually busy.


    Therefore, mushroom house usually records two programs at a time and six times in three months.


    If you observe carefully, you will find that the previous wave of guests have not left when the next guest calls. This is a recording. And every two or three issues will first send off the guests, there is an obvious fault, and then receive a call from new guests. At this time, the hairstyles and clothes of he Ling and Huang Sanshi have changed. This is recorded twice.


    After the director called it quits, he Ling and Huang Sanshi praised Li Tiezhu, and his performance was obvious to all.


    In the first phase, Xu Shan''s struggle was hard fought to maximize the comic effect of Xu Shan''s struggle. In the second phase, when there were not enough laughter points, it contributed the vast majority of laughter points, and presented the hot spot of original new songs.


    He Ling said: "Tiezhu, before the next recording, let''s go to the happy base camp and advertise the mushroom house. At that time, please eat Xiangnan food!"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "ah! Thank you."


    Huang Sanshi said, "study hard. As long as your cultural achievements pass, you can go to Nortel. In addition, it''s important to keep the heat and flow in the past six months."


    Li Tiezhu: "is it OK to go to the hot search?"


    Huang Sanshi: "hot search, you say go up?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    Huang Sanshi: "er... Well, it seems that you really have this ability."


    The three joked and left the mushroom house with their respective salutes and assistants. On the road ahead, several cars had been waiting there. They were not the cars of the program group, but the cars prepared by their respective brokerage companies.


    Zhang Xiaomeng personally drove to pick up Li Tiezhu from the East China Sea. When he saw Li Tiezhu, he hurried up to take Li Tiezhu''s luggage.


    The three said goodbye to each other again.


    Li Tiezhu carried the cat cage into the back seat of the car. Xiao Jiu can''t be left in the mushroom house for others to keep. Li Tiezhu still has to take it back.


    In fact, lengba brought Xiao Jiu without authorization, which is a very capricious behavior and a revenge for Li Tiezhu''s ignoring her for a long time. The cat is so capricious, and Li Tiezhu doesn''t blame her.


    Out of politeness, Li Tiezhu let Huang Sanshi and he Ling''s team go first and left behind.


    Yes, both Huang Sanshi and he Ling are three cars. It''s not too much to call a team.


    In addition to assistants, makeup artists and stylists, they also bring some business consultants. Even when recording the program, they are also paying attention to their own industry. At their level, the boundary between artists and businessmen is extremely blurred.


    Before driving, Zhang Xiaomeng turned back and said, "iron pillar, you also need an assistant."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it necessary for the time being?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said: "mainly, I''m getting busier and busier now. I can''t pick you up every time. Justin and Yang Feifei are developing well now. I need to coordinate some things and graft resources for you at the same time. Therefore, I can''t stay with you all the time."


    Li Tiezhu knows this. He has always used the agent as an assistant.


    Zhang Xiaomeng added: "moreover, you have a lot of money now, and maybe you should start buying some industries and investments. My intervention is not appropriate. You need to find someone you really trust to take care of it. You don''t have to be smart or professional. The key is trust. Qin Tao was the most appropriate, but..."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "OK, I see. Thank you, brother Meng."


    Zhang Xiaomeng added, "stay in the East China Sea for two more days and go back after recording the love letter."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said no more and drove directly back to Donghai apartment.


    Li Tiezhu sat in the back row and looked at the set of mathematical mistakes.


    When I returned to Donghai apartment, it was only 4 p.m.


    Li Tiezhu picked up the cat cage and left with the suitcase. He didn''t let Zhang Xiaomeng go upstairs. After all, the cat must be at home.


    After entering the apartment, Li Tiezhu saw a busy figure in the kitchen. When she heard the sound of opening the door, she came out of the kitchen with a happy face.


    "Back?"


    "What are you doing?"


    "Steamed stuffed bun! Shall we have meat steamed stuffed bun tonight?"


    Lengba changed into an apricot dress. The texture was soft and smooth, but it was covered with flour. Even her hands, clothes and face were white flour, which was like a little flower cat.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes."


    She took off her coat for Li Tiezhu, half knelt on the ground, personally changed Li Tiezhu''s slippers and said, "I bought flour and mutton to make steamed stuffed buns."


    Lengba said she was going to stand up. Li Tiezhu pressed her head. Her eyes changed: "master... What are you going to do..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you have flour on your head."


    Lengba: "well..."


    Li Tiezhu gently drained the flour from her hair and looked down at her: "what do you think?"


    Lengba blushed: "I thought you were going to bully me as soon as you came back."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and walked in with her suitcase. I don''t know what the girl thinks all day. They say that men think all day. She is a beautiful goddess, too.


    Behind her back, lengba deliberately asked, "master, can the cat get up?"


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "whatever... Hey! What are you doing? Come on, stand up and walk."


    Lengba proudly walked over and rubbed Li Tiezhu''s arm with strange eyes.


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you wear it?"


    Lengba: "what do you wear at home? Take it off anyway! It makes it easier for you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Lengba: "I didn''t wear it either."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "who asked you this? I mean, can you make mutton steamed stuffed bun?"


    Lengba continued to rub, and the apricot dress stood out: "no, you teach me."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and pushed her to the kitchen. He saw that the flour on the chopping board was scattered and did not take shape at all. So, she and face for a long time and a lonely.


    Li Tiezhu rolled up his sleeve to go to meet him, but lengba stopped him.


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Have you blackened today?"


    "What?"


    "Blackened card!"


    Lengba''s eyes are watery, just like a pool of spring water sparkling in the breeze.


    Li Tiezhu thought of his madness after the last king to Wang. Lengba once thought Li Tiezhu was a fake because he was too evil. Li Tiezhu said he used a blackened card. Lengba naturally didn''t believe it, but it also became a code word between the two people.


    Li Tiezhu: "it was terrible last time. Forget it. Don''t blacken it."


    Lengba: "actually, it''s OK. Cats... Like it."


    "But..."


    "Master..."


    "It''s unfriendly, very unfriendly."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head seriously, and then decisively used the blackened card X1 in the system.


    Lengba is a little disappointed.


    Li Tiezhu reached out and kneaded the scattered dough together, then raised his white hand and said to lengba, "next, I''ll teach you how to mix noodles first. Whether the steamed stuffed bun is delicious or not is very important."


    Lengba tooted her mouth and said, "OK."


    Li Tiezhu put his hand full of flour into the collar of the apricot skirt and said, "the dough can''t be too hard, but it can''t be too light. It should be rubbed evenly and repeatedly..."


    Lengba''s mouth was round, and her ears were red in an instant. She said, "hum... Can the noodles stand such a kneading?"


    Li Tiezhu pulled away the apricot color and let the dough be exposed. He kneaded the dough skillfully with both hands and said, "it depends on the texture of the flour. The northern flour is kneaded, and the southern flour is said to be almost, so are you northern or southern?"


    Lengba held her head high and said, "the face of the North! Um..."


    Blackened Li Tiezhu said again: "when making peace, don''t have other superfluous things on the chopping board, otherwise it''s not easy to operate."


    Lengba smiled, "OK!"


    The apricot skirt slipped, lengba bounced her calf and kicked it away.


    The chopping board is snow-white, and there is no debris to block it.


    Li Tiezhu grabbed another handful of dry flour and sprinkled it on the snow-white chopping board. He continued to mix the flour gently and said, "sprinkle more dry flour so that the dough won''t stick and knead to have a sense of rhythm. Have you learned?"


    "Learned."


    "Then try it."


    "Ah?"


    "And noodles."


    "I, i... I''ll try, huh... Is that right?"


    "It''s too hard. You see, the dough is almost broken. We should go step by step."


    "Well, well! Ha ah... So?"


    "Good, good! Go on, knead it a little longer, so that the steamed stuffed bun can be chewy."


    "OK, ah!! the noodles don''t seem to stand up to..."


    "The noodles are OK. The chopping board seems a little fragile."


    "Uh huh..."


    "Well, you continue to knead the noodles. Let me see how the meat filling is."


    "Well, do you know where the meat is?"


    "Didn''t you put it? Take it out and let me see."


    "Here... See?"


    "Well, the mutton filling is very fresh! It''s bright and juicy."


    "Thank you."


    "Mix the stuffing first."


    "Ah..."


    "Why did you hide the filling again?"


    "Sorry, here you are!"


    "Well, give me the dough, too. I''ll teach you how to make steamed stuffed buns."


    "Drink! How can you roll the stuffing when rolling the bun skin with a rolling pin? You wrap it. I won''t learn. You wrap it casually! Woo..."


    "Why are you crying when you learn to make a steamed stuffed bun? It''s worthless."


    "It''s not... Ah! It''s not promising. Drink, er... Wuwuwuwu..."


    "I can''t teach anything. I''m so angry."


    "Sorry, Wuwu..."


    Li Tiezhu tirelessly taught lengba''s sister to pack steamed stuffed buns. Lengba was covered with snow-white flour and cried in tears in the kitchen. After all, Li Tiezhu didn''t learn it. Li Tiezhu expressed his disappointment.


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 Chapter 246

    Ten steamed stuffed buns were eaten quickly. Li Tiezhu ate eight and lengba only ate two. After all, she not only had a small appetite, but also drank some other strange things.


    Domestication reached 86%.


    Li Tiezhu has fully understood the increase of domestication. Sure enough, it''s too serious to raise a cat. After all, raising a cat is not a serious thing. Fortunately, the blackened card has been opened and there is still a lot of time. It is estimated that there will be a lot of harvest on the premise that her body can support it.


    Just pity little lengba.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu took out his textbook as usual and began to review his lessons. Xiao Jiu habitually fell asleep on Li Tiezhu''s legs.


    The cat who brushes his mobile phone to restore his life value looks sad. What''s fun in the textbook?


    Her apricot skirt was dirty and had been washed in the washing machine. Now, she was wrapped in the flour left by making steamed buns. For fear of soiling the sofa, she huddled on the ground and played with her mobile phone. It was also humble.


    It''s not hot, but lengba turned on the air conditioner, so it''s not cold.


    After reading for a while, Li Tiezhu took out a set of comprehensive papers and began to do it. Learning made me happy.


    Lengba said she was not happy at all, like an abandoned cat.


    "Iron pillar?"


    "Huh?"


    "So boring."


    "What''s boring? What''s wrong with you? You can''t wash after so long? Is it interesting?"


    "Well..."


    The blackened pillar could not be provoked, so lengba had to run to take a bath.


    After taking a bath, lengba finally took out a surprise for Li Tiezhu. Sure enough, the killer shot. Li Tiezhu was not interested in doing the test paper, and a new round of domestication began.


    The next day, noon.


    Lengba falls asleep like mud on the bed. After Li Tiezhu washes, he leaves lunch for lengba''s sister and goes to the studio.


    At present, the domestication degree is 90%. It''s really more and more difficult.


    The process of recording "love letter" was very smooth. It was recorded in more than a day. The rest was the revision and release, which had nothing to do with Li Tiezhu. So he returned to Shudu the next day to continue his school, while lengba went to the crew one day earlier.


    School days may be boring for others, but they have become leisure time for Li Tiezhu. Therefore, time at school always passes quickly.


    A week passed in the twinkling of an eye.


    On April 13, issue 0 of mushroom house was broadcast, that is, the trailer, and the response was very good.


    In particular, the arrival of Li Tiezhu has brought a different atmosphere to the mushroom house. On the whole, Li Tiezhu has a strong ability to rush the play. The mushroom house was supported by he Ling and Huang Sanshi in the past, but now it has become a tripartite confrontation. This is because Li Tiezhu has a little convergence.


    Although the play was robbed, the audience did not feel abrupt, but felt more interesting.


    There are two main points. First, Li Tiezhu''s work and cooking are awesome, which is really suitable for the mushroom house. Second, Li Tiezhu''s sense of variety and comedy is bursting, even surpassing he Ling and Huang Sanshi.


    So Li Tiezhu went on a hot search again.


    Hot search first: "Li Tiezhu occupied the mushroom house!"


    Hot search No. 4: "Li Tiezhu embezzled 300 yuan of petty cash."


    In view of Li Tiezhu''s hot search ability and Li Tiezhu''s variety influence, Li Tiezhu, who was originally a pure "auxiliary", is becoming more and more important in the mushroom house. Even the program team called Li Tiezhu to ask about the guest candidates for the next two phases. Although he was only given a quota, he also had a quota in his hand after all. You know, Peng Peng has never had a quota, and he doesn''t even have the right to make suggestions.


    This program usually invites people directly by Huang Sanshi and he Ling, or the program team puts forward some suggestions, or delegate the quota to others for the first time.


    Li Tiezhu was also polite and called he Ling and Huang Sanshi.


    He Ling said: "recently, my friends have scheduling problems. It''s difficult to invite influential artists, and I''m busy with my work."


    Huang Sanshi said, "I''ve been busy arranging dramas. It''s good to come to the mushroom house when I have time. How can I call people? The program team contacted several people, um, how to say... So I suggest that the program team give you places. You can rest assured to call people."


    Li Tiezhu was relieved. After all, songzhuer said that the entertainment industry is sophisticated.


    Just, who?


    Pine bamboo?


    no way! It''s a little too strange. Call your girlfriend when you get the quota for the first time?


    Xiaoyue? It seems inappropriate. I called brother Yue two days ago. He was busy making movies and couldn''t leave.


    Luhani? He does happen to have a new play "choose the day" to be on Xiangnan satellite TV.


    So, Li Tiezhu got through the phone. It happened that Luhani was going to go to the happy base camp on Xiangnan satellite TV. Isn''t it a coincidence?


    They hit it off.


    Friday afternoon, April 14.


    Li Tiezhu packed up his schoolbag and left school. He didn''t intend to go home. He was ready to go directly to southern Hunan to participate in the recording of happy camp. While thinking about the itinerary, he took his mobile phone and asked the broker where the car was arranged. Then, he was stopped by a figure.


    "You... Are getting thinner?"


    Li Tiezhu was first happy and then surprised.


    It was no one else who stopped him. It was little fat Qin Tao.


    Qin Tao shook his head.


    Li Tiezhu: "what? You say crosstalk depends on your appearance? Do you think of losing weight?"


    Qin Tao''s voice is a little hoarse: "I can''t eat in recent months, so I''m thin."


    Seeing that he was in a wrong state, Li Tiezhu pulled him to the car that had just come and told the driver to go down and wait, and then he said¡°


    "What''s the matter? You were killed by a strong woman in Yunde society?"


    "Fuck NIMA!" Qin Tao''s eyes were a little red. "I think I may not be the material for crosstalk, or the old problem... Master and class leader helped me a lot, but it was still useless..."


    It turned out to be an old problem. Qin Tao was timid and nervous as soon as he came on stage.


    Therefore, even though he has studied with Yu Qian for more than half a year, he can''t even perform in the club. As soon as he came on stage, he hesitated and couldn''t speak, and lost many people.


    Not to mention taking out work, it''s even hard to introduce yourself.


    "Why are you back?"


    "The master said, what is my heart devil? Call me back to relax and go back later."


    "What devil?"


    "I don''t know how to ask. Anyway, master said I didn''t open my mind. It would be good to open my mind. But it''s just a clang?"


    "I know a hammer!"


    "Are you going home?"


    "Don''t dare to go back. My old man thinks I''m useless. He must kill me."


    "Well, come with me."


    "Where are you going?"


    "I''ll show you around. You have nowhere to go anyway."


    Li Tiezhu called Zhang Xiaomeng and asked him to book an extra ticket.


    Then, Li Tiezhu took Qin Tao to Changsha, the capital of southern Hunan, by plane. Qin Tao was not polite to him. Originally, he came to join his brother.


    Along the way, Qin Tao briefly talked about his life after he became a teacher Yu Qian. Shifu Shiniang was very kind to him, but he couldn''t do it himself. Shifu Shiniang looked worried but couldn''t help.


    Many backward ordinary members began to appear on the stage. Qin Tao still counseled one, so his pressure became greater and greater. Finally, he often couldn''t sleep all night and ate less and less.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t you look like Yi Xiaomao? Find a sister? That''s how he discovered the new world!"


    Qin Tao: "no effect."


    Li Tiezhu: "lying trough!"


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 Chapter 247

    "No effect, just tried?"


    "I''m special. I cut it for this... Cough."


    "Is it exquisitely cut?"


    "None of your business!"


    "What do you say you spend that money for? Don''t you old man know how to Castrate a pig? Ask him to do it with one knife and don''t spend money."


    "What if he cuts smoothly and Qi gen''er cuts?"


    "You''re right! That''s breaking the incense... It''s a medical accident!"


    "Hey! If he knew I didn''t succeed in crosstalk, maybe he would cut me. I have no way back!"


    Qin Tao''s expression was slightly sad.


    Li Tiezhu patted him on the shoulder and took him aboard the plane.


    When the unhappy Qin Tao saw the first-class stewardess, he immediately came back to life, beat around the Bush, flirted with others, and asked them for a wechat. Anyway, his postnatal brother''s name is not small. With Li Tiezhu sitting next to him, he really wants to go to the wechat of three beautiful little sisters.


    Qin Tao is very tragic. The tragedy is that he has lost nearly 20 kilograms, but his face has not changed.


    Li Tiezhu asked him why he added those stewardess.


    Qin Tao said seriously, "if I go back to raise pigs in the future, I will sell them sausages and bacon."


    Li Tiezhu raised his middle finger: "I believe you."


    Qin Tao nodded and searched Changsha''s interesting hotel with his mobile phone: "people should always be foresight. After getting off the plane, find them to fight the landlord."


    "Don''t pretend. You''re still in trouble."


    Li Tiezhu''s sudden remark made Qin Tao lose all his last face.


    It happened that the stewardess came to ask him to turn off his cell phone. Qin Tao turned off his cell phone, sighed and didn''t want to talk.


    Sudden sadness, like the curtain of night, can not be resisted by others.


    Many times he looked at Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao on TV and couldn''t help but say sour, "if only I were so natural and unrestrained."


    In the past six months, Qin Tao has experienced a lot, matured a lot, and learned more about himself.


    At the suggestion of a big brother of Yunde society, he cut that thing and was ready to go to the waves with them to revive his strength. However, he turned back when he started. Therefore, Qin Tao has no experience of men and women, and he doesn''t care about it at present.


    Master once pointed out to Qin Tao in person what his demons were, but he didn''t want to believe it.


    Qin Tao stubbornly believes that he is just a simple poor psychological quality.


    So master gave him a holiday.


    He understood what master meant and forced him to face the demons in his heart. In fact, this was the third day Qin Tao returned to the capital of Shu.


    Two days ago, he stayed in a small hotel in the northeast of the school and never went out. Every morning and afternoon, he watched his former classmates go to and from school.


    And he, huddled in a small dark room, cursed the trash in the mirror with standard Xichuan dirty words.


    When the plane took off, Qin Tao took back his thoughts, took a look at the slim posture of the stewardess delivering the meal in front, had no distractions in his eyes, and turned to his good brother.


    Li Tiezhu is busy on the tablet. He looks very focused. He seems to be practicing composing music.


    This is my demon!


    Qin Tao said to himself in his heart.


    The plane broke through the night sky, and the stars were extraordinarily vast outside the side window. Qin Tao ordered a stewed beef noodles, and then shouted a bottle of red wine, which was the privilege of first class.


    He didn''t greet Li Tiezhu at all. Qin Tao drank with the bottle in his arms and didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu seemed to focus on composing music and ignored Qin Tao.


    Until Qin Tao burped a bottle of red wine, Li Tiezhu looked up and said, "feel better?"


    Qin Tao nodded and shook his head: "it''s still very difficult."


    Li Tiezhu said, "can''t you beat me? You can''t beat me again. Even if I give you a conditioned reflex, you''ll have to vomit."


    Yes, Li Tiezhu knows everything. Now his IQ is not low and his EQ has been trained. At least Qin Tao can''t hide it from him.


    Qin Tao sighed, "so I''m very upset!"


    "Why don''t you come back and be my assistant and help me with my chores and investments."


    "Hum!"


    "Hum what? Is it better than raising pigs?"


    "Let me see you every day? Let me raise pigs!"


    "All right."


    "Drink with me?"


    "No."


    "You''re not recording tonight."


    "I''m a public figure. It''s not good to be photographed drunk at the airport."


    "Shit!"


    "I can''t compare with you. How free you are now. If you''re not red, you won''t have the burden of identity."


    "Fuck you!"


    "Be reasonable. At the beginning, when you learn crosstalk, I don''t think it''s reliable. Even if you can''t carry the bright moon in front of your bed, you still learn crosstalk?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "What''s next when the Yellow River flows into the sea? Don''t think about it, say it quickly!"


    "Ah ah... The sun is at the end of the mountain!"


    "That''s the last sentence."


    "Er..."


    "Look!"


    "Look at you! Get out! I don''t want to talk to you."


    They fell into silence again, which was a tacit understanding.


    The plane landed.


    For the first time, without using the blackened card, Li Tiezhu decided to do it shamelessly. Even if it was very tasteless, who would let his friends be next to him.


    He poked close to Qin Tao: "in fact, I''m indifferent to fame and making money. What''s really interesting is that lengba and Songzhu have to rush at me. Tut tut... Fortunately, I''m in good health!"


    Qin Tao immediately exploded, jumped up and grabbed Li Tiezhu''s neck: "NIMA!"


    Not far away, two stewardess watched Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao fight and whisper that they had a good relationship.


    Qin Tao has little strength and can''t hold Li Tiezhu at all.


    Finally, Qin Tao was tired and chose to give up, but he still asked reluctantly, "are they... Harmonious?"


    Li Tiezhu: "very harmonious."


    Qin Tao: "madder!"


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "if you pinch me on the stage, you still need to come to me?"


    Qin Tao was discouraged: "I''m... Sorry to tell you."


    Li Tiezhu: "then don''t say."


    Qin Tao: "you can guess without saying, but what you guessed is very shallow. Hey..."


    Li Tiezhu: "will you make an appointment with the stewardess? I''ll get off the plane! Everyone''s almost gone."


    Qin Tao: "no! Because I can''t make an appointment at all, I''ve tried several times. People add me to ask for your number, Gan!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha ha..."


    When they got off the plane and no one picked them up, they took a taxi directly to the hotel set by Zhang Xiaomeng. The hotel is not far from Xiangnan radio station, which is a five-star hotel.


    Qin Tao was settled in the hotel room alone. Li Tiezhu went to contact the staff of the TV station to roughly arrange the program recording the next day.


    The luxurious and empty hotel made Qin Tao feel depressed. He sat on the sofa and watched the ball game. He also remembered watching the European Cup with Li Tiezhu in the middle of the night.


    At that time, they were both Han Han, but now neither of them is.


    I don''t know how long later, the football match on TV turned into golf. Qin Tao was pulled out of the chaotic memory because Li Tiezhu came back.


    "Spicy crayfish! Ten jin! Support you to death."


    Li Tiezhu carried a huge packing box with a smile on his face and three bottles of Baijiu in the other hand.


    Behind Li Tiezhu, Luhani, who looks better than girls, carries a bag of paper cups and a packing box: "there are three kilograms of fried snails!"


    Qin Tao was a little confused: "good teacher Lu!"


    Luhani was stunned, and then laughed: "hahaha... No one has taught me deer teacher for a long time!"


    He and Li Tiezhu are the same as the previous issue of happy base camp, and have contact in advance.


    Qin Tao is even more unnatural.


    Luhani patted Qin Tao on the shoulder, and then began to serve dishes on the tea table.


    Li Tiezhu explained: "before entering the performing arts circle, I had only one brother. After entering the performing arts circle, I had two more brothers, one is brother Yue and the other is brother Hani. Just now I told Mr. He that the program originally scheduled to start at 11:00 was postponed to 1:00 p.m. and the three of us can drink freely tonight."


    Qin Tao: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you''re not happy, I''m happy. I want to drink!"


    Luhani: "first meeting, brother postpartum, your name is like thunder! Tiezhu said you''re in trouble. I''m in a better mood to see you so unhappy. Come and drink!"


    One person and one glass of Baijiu.


    Qin Tao was blankly: "ah... Thank you!"


    Qin Tao felt his throat hot and his heart warm after a cup of liquor.


    Three people peel crayfish and pick snails. They have a lot of fun.


    I can''t eat spicy Luhani. His eyes are red with hot. He also calls it delicious, and he drinks very hard.


    Li Tiezhu said to Qin Tao, "didn''t you expect? Brother Lu is not a mother gun!"


    Qin Tao didn''t dare to talk nonsense, but smiled awkwardly.


    Luhani said: "It depends on who you compare with. If you compare with you, most of the entertainment circles are women. Xiao Tao, you just can''t think of it. This kind of thing is actually very simple, but sometimes it''s very difficult. I was like you when I first returned to China. Before that, I was always C in the men''s League. Wu Yifan has always been on the edge. You can say that I am this in the peninsula, he It''s this. "


    Luhani stretched out his thumb and little thumb respectively.


    Qin Tao knew that he was coming and concentrated. He knew that Li Tiezhu would not invite someone he didn''t know for no reason, especially at this juncture.


    Luhani said: "later, when he returned home for development, he was tall and handsome, and soon attracted countless fans, and I was ridiculed and slandered by many people. For some time, I even wanted to go back to the Peninsula... At that time, I wanted to compare with him in everything, and I wanted to compare him in every way, and finally it became worse and worse."


    Qin Tao lowered his head. This is his state.


    He always looked at Li Tiezhu with his previous eyes and thought that Li Tiezhu was only so popular by luck, and even by taking him to the program. He was unconvinced and unbalanced. Every time he came on the stage, he wanted to beat Li Tiezhu. He was ambitious. In addition, his psychological quality was not good, so that he became the object of ridicule in Yunde society.


    Luhani said, "do you know how I came out?"


    Qin Tao shook his head.


    Luhani: "I went to the variety show and did something different from him. Then, I slowly regained my self-confidence and accumulated popularity... Everyone''s road is different. For example, you two will never be like me and become national idols, ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu: "bah! Sister Lu, you''re floating!"


    Luhani: go one


    Qin Tao: "thank you!"

 Chapter 248

    Mixed entertainment is also a kind of practice.


    Therefore, it makes sense for others to be popular. They look good, have a good character and speak well. If such people are not angry, who is angry?


    Even Qin Tao, such a bully, was said to be grateful by Luhani. That''s proof. He didn''t listen to it, but at least he listened.


    Luhani continued to sell "miserable" when pushing cups and changing lamps. He said that Qin Tao was angry and scolded in the street when he was hacked by the whole network, scolded by people, and said that he was singing rubbish.


    In fact, just last year, Qin Tao has more than once make complaints about Li Tiezhu:


    Luhani, these four sissies can also be red. It''s unreasonable.


    Luhani said Qin Tao bared his teeth and claws. He was very calm. After all, these "tragedies" were made up by him. He was miserable, but not so miserable. At least after returning to China for development, they were smooth sailing, but they were compared with Wu Yifan.


    Of course, art needs exaggeration. Persuading people is also an art.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t reveal it, but silently peeled the crayfish aside. He ate the most.


    Finally, Hani and Lu Tao dried up half a glass of Baijiu. He licked his glass and concluded:


    "Therefore, we artists should not compare with anyone. Being ourselves is the most important."


    Qin Tao seemed to realize something, nodded, and felt more confused: "be yourself? I''m timid, sharp teeth, obscene, cough..."


    Luhani laughed and almost choked: "Hey! That''s good! You were in an interesting state just now."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah what? You are you, Li Tiezhu is Li Tiezhu, and none of you can replace anyone. Aside from your musical talent, you are really not weaker than him in terms of comedy talent, but you can''t let go and haven''t released it."


    "Is that so?"


    "Didn''t you find out? How did you suddenly get angry?"


    "Take part in the audition with Li Tiezhu."


    "When you auditioned with him, how real was it? I had fun watching it on the Internet. Everyone likes this kind of grounding, such as closing the ditch, opening a pig farm and doing engineering."


    "Really? It''s a shame!"


    "You ask Li Tiezhu, does he feel ashamed?"


    "He has a thick skin."


    "It''s as if your brother had a thin skin after childbirth. The second time you were angry, you tied Mr. Tony with Li Tiezhu. Do you think Mr. Tony was ashamed? Not only did he not feel ashamed, but he also directly mixed it into a comedian. The third time you were angry, Mr. Yu ran naked on the Bund and you shouted behind."


    "So, I''m too shameful?"


    "No! You have no face and no skin, but you still want to have a face. It''s very awkward. That''s why you can''t go on stage and the audience doesn''t like to watch it."


    "I know all the truth, but why are you... Average acting skills when you say so much?"


    Qin Tao jumped out a soul torture with drunken eyes and bleary eyes.


    Luhani was stunned at that time and looked at Li Tiezhu with a silly smile: "aha? Zhu, is your brother an offensive supporter?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! He''s suicidal."


    Qin Tao knew he had made a mistake and said, "what, I just can''t tell lies..."


    Luhani interrupted: "Stop! I understand! It''s true that everyone says I''m poor in acting, but it doesn''t mean I won''t make progress. However, everyone won''t know why I always don''t perform well in TV dramas. For my appearance! Idol burden is not my burden, but my brokerage company needs me to create such an image, which is the basis for me to settle down. Understand?"


    Qin Tao shook his head.


    Luhani: "Like Liu Huade, he wasn''t being tasked with acting, but he didn''t act. He had and was good. But when he was young, he needed idol, so he had to make complaints about it. The reason for that was to differentiate himself from competition. That''s what I told you before. I am more handsome than most of the singers and actors in Li Tiezhu. Why do I need to compete with them? Am I crazy? "


    Li Tiezhu: "it makes sense... And you sing well, but you''ve never managed this point."


    Qin Tao suddenly realized: "only ugly people need talent! I understand! No wonder the ice taoji guitars say they are music talents! Wang Lihuang won''t."


    Luhani sucked the snail: "right!"


    Qin Tao: "I''m ugly, but I don''t have talent!"


    Luhani: "you have to find out by yourself. Anyway, I think you can return to the state of the first audition."


    "But I was very nervous at that time. I always said the wrong things."


    "How does the comedy work?"


    "It seems good."


    "That''s all right?"


    "It doesn''t matter to be nervous or afraid?"


    "Who stipulates that you must not be nervous when you go on stage? If others are not nervous, you will be nervous. What''s the matter? What''s wrong with you?"


    "This is also differentiated competition?"


    "Who knows. As long as you don''t want face, those who want face can''t do anything in our business."


    "Oh, wow..."


    After that, the room was a little silent. Luhani was also faced with the difficulty of transformation. Li Tiezhu also had the problem of balancing film, variety show and music. Qin Tao was not alone.


    Li Tiezhu begged Luhani to persuade Qin Tao. Unexpectedly, he also benefited a lot - be yourself.


    Qin Tao''s problem has not been solved, but he has solved his heart knot.


    He held a half glass of Baijiu and slammed Li Tiezhu: "you did, I was free."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Qin Tao took a sip of the wine and said, "I''ve always had an idea these days. I said Tiezhu, you can guess my heart knot, but you can''t guess how much I thought. I even thought that if I didn''t take you to the audition, you wouldn''t be popular at all. I''d feel much better."


    The deer hanidun paused, a little surprised, didn''t talk, and pried the snail.


    Li Tiezhu frowned slightly: "is it so cruel?"


    Qin Tao: "what''s more, I thought, if I learned" people like me "from you first, and then practiced singing without stage fright, I would be red. Then I asked you to write songs for me..."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. I''m not very popular. Where can I buy songs?


    Qin Tao''s cheeks turned red. He didn''t know whether he was ashamed or drunk: "I don''t know why. I was jealous when I saw you so red. After I went to Yunde society, I always wanted to be red at once, more red than you. In addition, I had stage fright, so..."


    Li Tiezhu: "so you haven''t told me even if it''s hard in the past six months."


    Qin Tao looked up and drank half a cup, choking and coughing: "cough, cough... I really don''t want to raise pigs!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I want to raise pigs! My hometown is very poor. In addition to planting medicinal materials, only raising black pigs is more profitable, which is what professionals say. Therefore, I think you''d better not get out, so I can get you to raise pigs in the mountains and benefit the people."


    Qin Tao: "get out! Pour the wine."


    Li Tiezhu poured wine for Qin Tao and Luhani.


    After pouring, Li Tiezhu asked, "has the heart demon been lifted?"


    Qin Tao: "I don''t know, but I want to sleep with my sister."


    Li Tiezhu: "it shows a little effect."


    Luhani: "or... I''ll call three or five."


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao stared at him in amazement.


    Brother KUANYI!


    Luhani blushed: "cough... Well, a friend of mine often drinks to find someone to accompany him. I personally hate it."


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha."


    Qin Tao said gratefully to Luhani, "brother Lu, thank you for your kindness! Don''t waste money. I have my own hand."


    Li Tiezhu: "the bathroom is over there."


    Qin Tao staggered to his feet and went to the bathroom with his mobile phone. There was the sound of mobile phone playing action movies.


    Luhani:


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m used to it. Our biology teacher is a beautiful woman. When he was in the chapter of physical hygiene, he raised his hand and asked for leave in class..."


    Luhani: "awesome! This guy... Is so economical! It reminds me of Huang moutao when he was a male troupe in Bangzi country."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the guy with smoked makeup?"


    Luhani smiled and kept a secret: "bring your own smoky makeup, so... You know!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! I can''t make ends meet."


    Luhani: "it''s addictive! What, let''s go to the mushroom house this time and bring xiaotaozi together? The little guy is very interesting."


    Li Tiezhu: "I told the program team to wait for the result."


    Taking Qin Tao to the mushroom house may not be successful. If he can, he will not only help his brother, but also report the kindness of Yunde society. At the beginning, Yue Yupeng took Li Tiezhu to the mushroom house. It could not be his decision alone. After all, he was also a member of Yunde society.


    In a minute, Qin Tao came out with a bright face and drank heavily. It didn''t take long to get drunk.


    Li Tiezhu and Luhani left Qin Tao in bed and went out to drink and talk about business. Li Tiezhu was worried about the guests of the national tour concert in summer. Li Tiezhu was learning from Luhani, who had many concerts.


    Luhani helped out some ideas, and then took the initiative to call Deng Chao and Chen Chichi. Finally, the four ha four brothers didn''t run away.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu and Luhani arrived at the TV station at noon and began recording "happy camp" in the afternoon.


    The first phase of sister Na''s postpartum comeback is full of gimmicks. She also takes good care of Li Tiezhu, a little fellow. With the care of teacher he, Li Tiezhu recorded a lot of scenes. Luhani''s popularity is high, and he is also the first play starring in Xiangnan satellite TV. The hot spots are also sufficient. Generally speaking, the quality of this issue has been significantly improved.


    In the afternoon, after recording the program, everyone said goodbye.


    Li Tiezhu received a call from Wang Zhengyu, the producer of mushroom house.


    "Tiezhu, you can take Qin Tao, but like Yang Feifei, there is no announcement fee. Moreover, you must ensure that he can take it and can''t lower the quality of the program."


    "I promise!"


    "Then there''s nothing else. Gather in the mushroom house tomorrow noon."


    Li Tiezhu hung up the phone and went back to the hotel to report the good news to Qin Tao, but he saw that Qin Tao was crazy exporting to a small film.


    Qin Tao: "are you back? Let''s roll together? Teacher Taogu, Xinfan, infantry!"


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "your dog said... It''s better to scoop!"


    Qin Tao: "no! For the first time, I must find a beautiful female star. I can lose to you in other aspects. I can''t do this!"


    Li Tiezhu turned and left. I''ll tell you a hammer!


    At noon the next day, Li Tiezhu, he Ling and Huang Sanshi gathered at the mushroom house again. After cleaning up, the phone rang under the arrangement of the program group.


    "Hello? Mushroom house? Hello, teacher. Please call Li Tiezhu, the fetal God, to answer the phone!"

 Chapter 249

    He Ling answered the phone. When he first heard the first half of the sentence, he thought the opposite side was very polite. As a result, he Ling was a little confused when he suddenly turned to the "fetal God". Many of his good friends are from Xichuan. Of course, he knows what this means.


    Should it be someone who has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu?


    Everyone in the mushroom house only knew who he invited, so he Ling was very confused. He remembered that Li Tiezhu had only one place, and Luhani was invited.


    He Ling put the phone aside and said with a smile, "iron pillar! Someone called ''fetal God'' to answer the phone."


    Li Tiezhu answered the phone: "shuttle leaves, flower Baogu! What do you want to eat?"


    "I want to eat barbecue, roast fish, roast mutton kebabs, roast beef tendons, rely on streaky pork..."


    "Roast your uncle! Return the fish."


    "Is this the attitude of your mushroom house?"


    "You can''t get it. You''re not qualified to order! Bye!"


    "Hello, hello..."


    Toot!


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi laugh crazy. They are too happy to quarrel in Xichuan dialect, especially overlapping words.


    He Ling: "iron pillar, your friend?"


    Li Tiezhu: "a refugee from the performing arts industry knocked his head for three times and begged me to take him to the variety show. I reluctantly agreed. Still want to order? Who gives him confidence?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Qin Tao? That little fat man, you two iron brothers, no wonder you talk so casually."


    Li Tiezhu: "HMM."


    He Ling smiled and asked, "iron pillar, can you popularize science? What is'' fetal God ''."


    Li Tiezhu sat down and drank rice: "it''s a good-looking male god or goddess with outstanding temperament from the womb."


    Huang Sanshi: "Mr. He is also a fetal God. He is not an old fetal God."


    He Ling: "poof... I don''t deserve it!"


    On the other side, Qin Tao sat in the car of the program group, holding a baked sweet potato in his hand, with a blank face: "am I not qualified to order?"


    Staff: "really not."


    Qin Tao: "then why do you want me to call?"


    Staff: "just to humiliate you, iron pillar arranged it."


    Qin Tao: "I want to get off!"


    Staff: "master, stop. This man won''t record."


    Qin Tao: "Aha! I''m kidding. Do you have a sense of variety? Hey!"


    Staff: "..."


    The picture stops at the moment when Qin Tao urges, and the caption appears:


    "Qin Tao, 18, is a quasi crosstalk actor of Yunde society. His nickname is'' postpartum brother '', which represents postpartum care of sows."


    When the program was put here, the barrage was lively:


    "I NIMA, I NIMA..."


    "Welcome my postpartum brother''s first variety show!"


    "Tears streaming down my face! In my lifetime, I finally see the combination of serious brother and postpartum brother again!"


    "The word" fit "remains to be discussed!"


    "Iron head baby head hammer warning: who wants to fit with my column?"


    "My postpartum brother is arrogant and beaten in the face. I love it!"


    "Qin Tao smiles every time he looks at this expression."


    "The car really stopped. I was very embarrassed after childbirth. Ha ha..."


    In the mushroom house, he Ling said, "it''s a little too much to ask people to come without giving money and not allowing them to order?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you say?"


    He Ling: "I think it''s also very good. There''s no surplus food in the mushroom house..."


    Leather is very happy.


    Then, he Ling said, "I lost the second phase of the exam. I still work this phase. Mr. Huang is the uncle, right, tie Zhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: Yes


    In order to fatten Huang Sanshi by 20 jin, I put it together.


    Huang Sanshi: "ah? What test questions? Why don''t I remember? Guess the dog in the first period. What''s the second period?"


    He Ling couldn''t think of it. After all, it was nonsense: "why did you forget? Iron pillar, remind him."


    Li Tiezhu was also confused: "ah? It''s... Fish."


    Huang Sanshi: "


    He Lingling moved: "bet Xu Shan to catch fish. You said no, I said yes. I lost."


    Huang Sanshi thought for a moment and said, "there is such a thing, but is this an examination question?"


    He Ling: "I didn''t know before. Later, the program team told me that Li Tiezhu''s questions were very random. Unconsciously, we put them on."


    Li Tiezhu secretly skimmed his lips. You''re random!


    Huang Sanshi limped and reluctantly recognized it. After all, it''s better to be idle than busy.


    The subtitle team also specially made a secret task progress bar. The current completion degree is 2 / 20. It means that Huang Sanshi has weighed two kilograms.


    Then he Ling went to the program group to hook up.


    The phone rang again.


    Or he Ling answered the phone: "hello? This is the mushroom house. What would you like? Braised hooves? A portion of braised hooves."


    Huang Sanshi: "who is braised in brown sauce?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Eight Precepts..."


    He Ling: "what else? Pickled? Ah, bamboo shoots! How many of you? Six? Seven?"


    The telephone said, "we are a large men''s group."


    He Ling: "men''s League?"


    Huang Sanshi went to the yard and said, "there''s a men''s group... The mushroom house will not receive you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "seven dwarfs? Or gourd babies?"


    He Ling: "poof... So you think it''s fake, don''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "whether he is true or not, two dishes are counted by two people. If you don''t eat enough, you will be hungry. This is the way of hospitality in the mushroom house. After all, you come to the mushroom house to experience life. What''s the name of experiencing life if you haven''t been hungry?"


    He Ling: "I have to admit, what you said is still very reasonable. The mushroom house is a hungry and thin guest and a fat teacher Huang. Ha!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded happily.


    In fact, he Ling called the so-called men''s group. Of course, he knows that there are only three people on the other side, and Luhani won''t come until tomorrow.


    From the guest lineup, this issue is relatively thin, so Qin Tao is added to the program group, at least there are many people. However, the program team still firmly believes that these three people with good comic talents can record good programs.


    Soon Qin Tao came, carrying a canvas bag, wearing tight leather pants and leather jacket, and looked timidly at the door.


    Li Tiezhu is chopping firewood. Huang Sanshi is processing the dried bamboo shoots in the previous period. They have been dried. He Ling is making coffee.


    Huang Sanshi first saw Qin Tao: "what are you looking at? Come in directly. There is no dog at home."


    He met Qin Tao. He is not a stranger.


    Qin Tao pushed the door and came in: "don''t lie to me, you have two dogs! I''ve watched TV!"


    He Ling said with a smile, "Qin Tao, right? Welcome."


    Qin Tao nodded his thanks: "thank you..."


    With his left foot mixed with his right foot, Qin Tao fell very hard. Xiao h, who ran to meet the guests, put his butt on his face and jumped up quickly.


    Li Tiezhu glanced at him: "what are you wearing?"


    Qin Tao: "I want to be myself! I like to wear leather clothes and leather pants! What''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the bright sun. He smiled and threw his axe: "come and chop firewood!"


    Qin Tao put down his bag and began to chop firewood. He knew later: "what about you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I went for coffee."


    Qin Tao: "I''m a guest!"


    Li Tiezhu: "the rules of the mushroom house are that the guests work and the host cooks."


    Qin Tao: "Oh."


    Under the influence of songzhuer and lengba, Li Tiezhu gradually accepted coffee. Although it was still not as good as Zheng Yanzi''s milk tea, at least he could swallow it without losing face.


    He Ling poured Li Tiezhu a cup of coffee and said with a smile, "you don''t let people order, but you let people work when they come. He didn''t put his bag. Are you such a friend?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "this is a true friend."


    Fortunately, Qin Tao is not spoiled. He takes off his leather jacket. His short and fat body is very flexible. It''s nothing to chop firewood.


    Soon, Shaogang arrived with plum eggs and ruler.


    He Ling then came to the shed and introduced each other.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know anyone: "Hello, Mr. Shaogang! Li Dan? Dan? Oh! OK. Ruler? Don''t your father beat you in this way?"


    Ruler: "why did you hit me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why not beat you? If you look ugly, you should dress plainly, as my old man said."


    Ruler: "..."


    Who make complaints about Tucao Wang?


    The three were arranged by he Ling to sit down and drink coffee together. Finally, Shaogang asked, "who is the little fat man chopping firewood over there?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "the one who speaks crosstalk like them is Qin Tao."


    Li Dan: "we are not crosstalk, this is a talk show, originated in Europe..."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s foreign crosstalk! I understand, I understand!"


    Li''s face looked like you know an egg, but he didn''t say anything.


    On the way here, Shao Gang told him and the ruler to get along well with Li Tiezhu and don''t make trouble.


    After all, though they are also famous, this year, they are making a new show of the "Tucao" grand meeting with the penguin video. The ratings are good. So they can''t make complaints about the first penguin card, even they want to invite Li Tiezhu to play a new stage.


    It can only be said that those who deal with Penguin culture have to give Li Tiezhu face. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu is not only at the height of the sun, but even penguins have made it clear that they want to build him into a star with all-round development.


    Over there, Qin Tao was unconvinced: "Li Tiezhu! Why do I work when I come and they drink coffee when they come? Doesn''t it mean that all guests have to work?"


    Li Dan took the lead and said, "I can''t work. Work is not my strength. I''m here for dinner."


    Li Tiezhu: "there is no free dinner or free lunch in the mushroom house."


    Huang Sanshi sneered: "only free breakfast..."


    He Ling: "monkey Gu Mi Xi!"


    Li Dan: "then I won''t order. I eat rice for three meals."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, but we want to eat meat!"


    "Ah?"


    "If you don''t work, we won''t have meat."


    "What do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu immediately said, "Tao Zi, brother egg is coming to chop firewood."


    Li Dan helped his glasses: "I said, I can''t work."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! So you have to learn. Go ahead. Taozi will teach you. When you come to the mushroom house, we will make you fall in love with work."


    Qin Tao immediately pulled the unwilling Li egg over, handed over the axe and began to guide. There was still a tacit understanding with Li Tiezhu.


    He chopped several times and missed once.


    Li Dan threw his axe: "Oh, I''m not suitable for work."


    The ruler Snickers.


    Shao Gang was a little embarrassed and hurried to make things right: "the child really didn''t do much work, let alone chop firewood."


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi don''t mind. The key is Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu walked over with a smile and secretly winked at Li Tiezhu: "it doesn''t matter. Working mainly depends on your interest. We''ll help you fall in love with working!"


    Li Dan is at a loss. I''m here for dinner and knitting!


    At this time, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao have completed the front and rear attack.


    Plum egg feels a little dangerous, but it''s too late.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao started at the same time... Tickling, tickling Li''s eggs until they trembled and laughed. Finally, they turned to the ground and continued to smoke. Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao still didn''t stop.


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed back and forth. The serious brother and the postpartum brother fit together, but they are different! Raising your hand is a combination skill!


    At present, only teacher Tony and... Li Dan have enjoyed such unique skills.


    Shao Gang was a little confused and frightened by the ruler.


    Li egg was dying and cried, "geese... Haha geese... Please geese... I love working!"


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao stopped hand in hand and condescended.


    Li Dan sat on the ground and wiped his tears: "I... Love chopping firewood! All right? Where''s my axe?"

 Chapter 250

    The fight ended with Li Dan shivering and carrying an axe to continue chopping firewood. Qin Tao guided. Li Dan, who originally said he had no strength and couldn''t work, gradually learned to chop firewood. Although his attitude was not very correct, after all, the firewood was split.


    Li Tiezhu walked back and suddenly asked the ruler, "can you work?"


    The ruler said in an instant, "yes! And I love working."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. Children can be taught.


    It''s so outrageous. You want to eat or not work in the mushroom house? You think you''re Chen Chichi? Chen Chichi didn''t meet me, Li Tiezhu!


    Li Tiezhu returned to the shed and continued to drink coffee. Huang Sanshi quietly winked at Li Tiezhu. He Ling smiled without saying anything.


    In fact, it was not Li Tiezhu who made trouble for the guests. In fact, the attitude of the goods was too bad. As soon as they came up, they offended all the three bandits in the mushroom house.


    I''m here for dinner. Can I not offend people?


    You made Huang Sanshi your cook?


    Are you uncle?


    Li Tiezhu saw Huang Sanshi''s face black at that time.


    Huang Sanshi can''t get along with Li Dan himself. Li Tiezhu won''t get used to him.


    Seeing that Shao Gang''s expression was slightly embarrassed, Huang Sanshi joked: "our iron pillar is best at helping people develop their interests and hobbies. If you don''t like working, you will become diligent when you come to the mushroom house, such as Xu Shanzheng!"


    This is a round, but also supporting Li Tiezhu. Xu Shanzheng was abused by my iron pillar. This little boy is an egg!


    He Ling puffed out a mouthful of coffee: "poof..."


    He remembered the picture of Xu Shanzheng being squeezed by Tigress to wash his hair with shampoo.


    When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was controversial for the first time:


    "Li Tiezhu is a little too much?"


    "What''s the origin of this plum egg? I don''t work. Who do you think you are?"


    "The ending is very comfortable."


    "It''s still a familiar recipe @ Mr. Tony."


    "Li Dan has his own way of comedy, and Li Tiezhu bullies people."


    "Egg is always the first person on the talk show. Isn''t the mushroom house too disrespectful? People don''t work, just talk."


    "Li Dan? I haven''t heard of it!"


    "In the words of Da Xichuan, make ugly people do more mischief!"


    "Joy? Sorry, I didn''t see it."


    "On the sense of joy, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao finished blasting him!"


    "The so-called talk show is just written in advance and said on stage. If you have the ability, you can hang it up now!"


    "What is hanging now?"


    "Anyway, I think Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are doing well."


    He chopped three more pieces of firewood, put down his axe, rubbed his shoulders, wiped his sweat, and said as if nothing had happened: "Oh, I''m so tired to work. I have to have a rest."


    Qin Tao didn''t care about him. He went straight to the shed to drink coffee. Li Tiezhu poured it for him.


    After Li Dan came in, he didn''t dare to talk to Li Tiezhu, so he ordered the ruler to chop firewood and said, "it''s too hard for you to experience it."


    Shao Gang handed over his coffee: "have a rest."


    In fact, Lee egg split firewood for three minutes.


    The ruler went to experience it. Li Tiezhu shouted, "brother ruler, come back and have a rest. The coffee is getting cold."


    When the ruler came back with a smile, Li Dan smiled strangely.


    According to international practice, uncle Huang began to arrange work: "pickled and fresh, I have to buy a piece of bacon. Some of you dig bamboo shoots and some people get shepherd''s purse. It''s best to dig more bamboo shoots. The rest can be dried bamboo shoots for money. Shepherd''s purse is the same. You can make plum dried vegetables."


    Li Tiezhu said, "let''s go dig bamboo shoots. Mr. He and Mr. Shaogang go get shepherd''s purse."


    Shaogang said to Li Dan and ruler, "yes! Let''s divide our work and cooperate. You dig bamboo shoots well."


    The ruler nodded and plum egg was silent.


    He Ling: "OK! In addition, we have to buy vegetables, hooves and so on."


    Huang Sanshi said, "I have to go, because cooking is my job with Tiezhu."


    Originally, every program is basically like this. Huang Sanshi is leisurely and doesn''t do farm work. Everyone is used to it. After all, cooking is very tired.


    But this time it''s different.


    Li egg got up instantly with an angry smile on his face. Maybe he thought it was very comic?


    The ruler was stunned and stood up.


    Li Tiezhu stared at the ruler, and the ruler sat down again.


    Li Dan: "isn''t that right? Miss Huang, I don''t think it''s too bad... I can also order one in a restaurant!"


    He Ling laughed loudly, relieving embarrassment.


    Huang Sanshi is barefoot on the table, leaning back, wearing sunglasses and a bright smile.


    There is a barrage saying that Huang Sanshi''s posture is indecent and disrespectful. Unexpectedly, he is angry.


    Whether to buy vegetables or not is the second. What does it mean to order one in a restaurant?


    Li Tiezhu lay on the bamboo chair with his head in his arms and laughed.


    Find a hotel? You order one? Why don''t you come to the mushroom house? I thought I was humorous! In fact, this sentence offended Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu, and even he Ling was unhappy.


    Shao Gang had a high EQ and hurriedly said, "Li egg! Li egg!"


    Li Dan also smiled proudly. I looked very smart. Praise my appearance quickly. Hate people! Li Tiezhu will, so will I. can he be better than me? I''m a professional talk show actor!


    As everyone knows, Li Tiezhu is cruel to others, but he never offends others. Instead, he will turn people into friends.


    That''s the difference!


    Shaogang saw that the goods were still proud, his face changed, pointed to him and said, "stop talking! Stop talking!"


    Plum egg seems to have found that the atmosphere is wrong. Although the three demons in the mushroom house are laughing and smiling brightly, they always feel very wrong.


    He picked up the milk and took a SIP to hide his embarrassment.


    The ruler on one side sat well and forced Qin Tao to squeeze out a small face.


    Qin Tao is playing with dogs. In the past six months in Yunde society, he has greatly improved his Eq. he has long found something wrong, so he has not spoken.


    Shao Gang is an old Jianghu in the end. When he speaks, he is a classic: "children are not sensible. It takes some social experience to bargain. Let''s go!"


    He Ling took a sip of coffee and sprayed it into his coffee cup. He was stunned.


    Shao Gang''s strength lies in that Huang Sanshi can''t care about a child who is not sensible. Later, let''s go and break the embarrassment in an instant and play an excellent variety effect.


    He Ling: "I usually follow Mr. Huang when he goes shopping."


    Shao Gang said, "you''re tired enough. You have to rest at home and dig some shepherd''s purse when you have time."


    He Ling: "


    Li Tiezhu stood up: "before that, the program team, first collect our honey and dried bamboo shoots!"


    The director calculated the money, a total of 128 yuan. Li Tiezhu collected the money and added one yuan to the money for rice transplanting last time, a total of more than 260 yuan.


    He Ling: "mushroom house has never been so rich."


    Huang Sanshi whispered, "we have to find a way to spend all the money. It''s best to owe money and let Li Tiezhu take out the 300 reserve money."


    He Lingbi makes an OK gesture. He is now a double agent. He helps Huang sanshikeng and Li Tiezhu raise fat Huang Sanshi.


    Huang Sanshi said, "well, let''s go shopping together and get shepherd''s purse when we get back. Who''s the older of you four? How old were you?"


    Li Dan: "89 years."


    Ruler: "95."


    Qin Tao: "we''re 98. I''m half a year old."


    Huang Sanshi: "well, tie Zhu takes his three brothers to dig bamboo shoots. How much..."


    Li Dan: "hey? Why not the biggest..."


    Li Tiezhu: "two baskets, full."


    Huang Sanshi''s eyes lit up and knew that Li Tiezhu was going to do something: "yes! You four have to finish your work. If you don''t finish it, you won''t have dinner at night. Do you know?"


    Li Dan sighed and pulled his T-shirt.


    He Ling: "you have to give us the money to buy vegetables before you start."


    Shao Gang: "is Li Tiezhu really in charge of money?"


    Huang Sanshi: "otherwise? Iron pillar is a bully in our mushroom house!"


    Li Tiezhu pulled out 200 yuan: "a hoof, plus mutton kebabs, beef tendons, streaky pork and so on. Buy some for barbecue."


    Huang Sanshi: "no problem..."


    Qin Tao licked his lips. He is worthy of being my brother!


    "Go!"


    Li Tiezhu stood up, Qin Tao followed, and the ruler hurriedly followed. Li egg stood up and yawned.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao carried a bamboo basket, four people a hoe and walked out of the yard.


    In the awning, Shao Gang Tucao: "Li Dan is a little bit of work, and he refuses to make complaints about manual labor."


    He Ling: "great! Let him change today."


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "I believe Tiezhu can inspire anyone''s labor enthusiasm. Even Mr. He and I are squeezed by him and can''t touch the money."


    Shao Gang touched his chin with an ominous feeling.


    How to listen, I feel that Huang Sanshi''s words are like taking preventive shots.


    It seems that he Ling and I can''t control Li Tiezhu. If that guy in your family plays tricks and doesn''t work, Tiezhu must have a way to deal with him. You should be mentally prepared.


    The four people went up to the bamboo forest. Their slogans were uneven and their actions were inconsistent. It was obvious that there was no tacit understanding.


    At the beginning of bamboo shoots digging, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao basically dug them. Those two watched the excitement.


    Li Dan also quietly said to the ruler, "look at Qin Tao''s fool. Do you still want to be popular in crosstalk these days? He looks stupid and only deserves to do some farm work."


    The ruler didn''t speak. It''s a little embarrassing.


    In fact, Li Dan whispered, but the accompanying cameraman quietly showed the recorded video to Li Tiezhu. After all, Tiezhu is also a giant in the mushroom house and has a high status.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and directly divided the task: "Qin Tao, you and brother ruler have a basket of bamboo shoots. Brother egg and I have a basket of bamboo shoots. Let''s act separately."


    Qin Tao: "good!"


    Digging bamboo shoots is still very simple for Qin Tao. He has done a lot of farm work.


    Li Dan is a little happy. Just work with Li Tiezhu.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu dug seven bamboo shoots, which was half basket. Before that, Li egg had been watching. When he dug the eighth root, Li egg volunteered and said, "I''ll find the bamboo shoots. When I find them, you can dig them. How easy it is."


    Li Tiezhu said, "find yourself and dig! I dug eight trees. You only need to dig six."


    Li egg shook his head and walked away: "I''d better find bamboo shoots. I can''t dig."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu dug the bamboo shoots, and Li egg came back: "I didn''t find the bamboo shoots. I think there should be no bamboo shoots. Let''s go back."


    Li Tiezhu said, "six trees!"


    Li Dan: "there are no bamboo shoots. I can''t dig them."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll help you find one here."


    Li Dan: "I have no strength and can''t dig."


    "Why not?"


    "Because I''m not confident."


    "Why not confident?"


    "Because I have no strength."


    "Hum! Six!"


    "I really can''t dig. You can do it in three or two. Don''t be so troublesome."


    "Six."


    "I don''t dig."


    "Then you can''t go down the mountain."


    "No, why threaten the guests?"


    "Cameraman, don''t shoot first. Go and have a cigarette next to you! Six, I said! Dig enough to go down the mountain."


    "Why? Can''t I stop eating?"


    "No! It''s your business to order or not, and it''s my business to do or not. I can stay here with you until midnight, and the program team won''t cut out half of the lens. No one knows what''s happening here. Even if you quit now and don''t record this program, you have to dig up the bamboo shoots for me!"


    "You... You''re against me."


    "Yes!"


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    "Why don''t I help you up?"


    Li Tiezhu rubbed his hands, crackling a burst of bean explosion, as if to convince people with virtue.


    Li egg shrunk his neck, the cameramen ran away, and he was beaten for nothing. But he knew that Li Tiezhu''s "wind review" had always been bad.


    Finally, Li Dan dug bamboo shoots and was full of energy. Li Tiezhu dug as he instructed.


    "This is broken. It doesn''t count. Dig it again."


    "This is too small. It''s half a root."


    "Dig deeper."


    "Swing the hoe higher..."


    The cameramen came back and looked at each other. Who knows what dark magic Li Tiezhu used.


    After a while, Qin Tao also came with a basket of bamboo shoots and a ruler on his back, stared at the dog one after another, and watched Li Dan dig bamboo shoots "in high spirits".


    Is the sun out in the west?

 Chapter 251

    Li Dan has dug eight bamboo shoots, only three of which are qualified. The others are either broken, rotten, or too small, which are thrown away by Li Tiezhu.


    At this time, the sun slanted westward.


    When Qin Tao and the ruler came, the number of cameramen suddenly increased to four, as well as several supervisors and staff.


    Everyone is watching!


    When digging a bamboo shoot, Li egg clubbed around the ground with a hoe in an extremely perfunctory way. Even the hoe could not enter the ground for half a centimeter.


    It''s more provocative than perfunctory.


    He even made a strange cry: "Oh, I can''t dig!"


    When the program was put here, there was a barrage saying:


    "Eggs are always fun!"


    "Isn''t this too dramatic? It''s worthy of being a talk show actor."


    "Ha ha ha, laugh to death!"


    "If you don''t like it, you can''t watch it. The variety sense of my plum egg is not covered!"


    "This little move is so interesting..."


    But more barrages are like this:


    "Stupid guest, get out!"


    "Ugly and disgusting."


    "This NIMA is called humor? Let me slap him in the face."


    "I don''t like this ugly thing that wants to be a mother''s gun. Do you deserve it?"


    "Li Tiezhu can work. How valuable is he?"


    "What broken guests are invited this time?"


    "I can''t like any of them except Qin Tao."


    "Don''t beep, I''m serious. I''ll force him to be a man. Wait and see!"


    The recording scene is also quite embarrassing.


    The ruler said, "brother egg, you have to dig hard. Dig deep to dig out the roots of bamboo shoots."


    Li Dan: "I can''t do it. I''m too tired."


    Ruler: "you can!"


    Li Dan: "I can''t, I really can''t, I''m really not in good health. In this way, will you help me dig?"


    Ruler: "Oh! All right."


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu''s face was not right, Qin Tao quickly stopped the ruler: "no! Why help them dig? We have completed the task."


    Ruler: "but..."


    Li egg walked away with a hoe, even deliberately walked in front of Li Tiezhu and said loudly, "I''m too tired. I have to go back to sleep for three hours."


    Li Tiezhu sat on one side of the bamboo leaf, brushing his mobile phone without lifting his head: "who will dig the remaining three trees?"


    Ruler: "I can! Brother egg is really not in good health."


    Li Tiezhu: "then dig. Since the egg is always in poor health, cut off all his scenes. Don''t let the audience think he is lazy. This will always have a bad impact on the egg."


    I was stunned when I wanted to help my boss with a ruler.


    Qin Tao sat down next to Li Tiezhu. He also took out his mobile phone and began to play ball games without saying a word.


    This wave was followed by producer Wang Zhengyu. He and the director followed one wave respectively. After listening to some of the Li Tiezhu''s propaganda, the cameraman looked at Wang Zhengyu, and his eyes were asking, did Li Tie Zhu has the final say?


    Wang Zhengyu worked with Li Tiezhu for SiHa. He supported Li Tiezhu to settle in the mushroom house this season. Naturally, he was firm. After all, he was disgusted by the goods:


    "Since Li Dan is going to quit, delete all the scenes! This program only has half a period. Call the guests in the next period to come early."


    In a word, the coffin is closed.


    Everyone heard Li Tiezhu''s card, including Li''s egg out of a few meters.


    Be reasonable!


    From his debut to now, Li Tiezhu has made great progress all the way. He has never played big cards. If so, today is the first time.


    Most importantly, no one has played big cards in front of Li Tiezhu except yehenara. Why? Because of Han Hong and Chen Yisen? Because his master became a dragon? Is it because there is a huge Penguin Group behind it?


    Yes! Neither.


    The main reason is that Li Tiezhu not only has great talent and strength, but also is very down-to-earth and never arrogant. He never flattered the elders, nor bullied and suppressed the newcomers.


    Li Dan was really anxious this time: "I didn''t want to quit! I really can''t do it. I haven''t done farm work since I was a child!"


    Wang Zhengyu: "it doesn''t matter! It''s a big deal. This issue will be abolished. I''ll invite artists to make up the third issue."


    Li douche was completely confused. Is there such a big brand of Li Tiezhu? Isn''t he just a singer? I''m still the first person on the talk show! Suddenly, he remembered that one of his subordinates, Wang tie, said that Li Tiezhu was a tough guy and even Chen Chichi had to give up.


    Li egg said, "I''m doing this for variety effect, President Wang!"


    Wang Zhengyu said coldly, "you are smashing my job!"


    Li Dan quibbled: "no! I''ll make a contrast to highlight their power. I''m a waste. This topic is..."


    Wang Zhengyu: "do you think you are humorous?"


    Li Dan: "


    Things are so stiff that it seems difficult to solve them. Maybe this issue will really be scrapped.


    Li Dan was anxious but at a loss.


    The ruler is embarrassed. It''s almost cancerous.


    Qin Tao was calm, directing a group of small balls in his mobile phone to run for his life everywhere, but his ears stood up to listen to the big guys.


    No one spoke for a while. I don''t know what to say.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "from the place where Li Dan said he would not dig away with a hoe, continue to pick up, screenwriter and give me a script!"


    The accompanying planner looked confused.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "forget it, I''ll come! The camera is going to shoot me... Brother egg! There are many snakes in the bamboo forest. There is one called seven step down. Be careful not to be bitten."


    Li Dan: "ah?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "ah, what? Take a few steps forward, and then respond to Li Tiezhu''s words. Say you are afraid of snakes, and then come back to work, otherwise, you will be cut off in this period."


    Li Dan felt very humiliated. After being bullied, he had to cooperate in acting.


    However, there is no choice.


    Make complaints about the flow of the Tucao Festival. But make complaints about the fever of the mushroom house. Even the penguin culture needs strong support.


    Therefore, Li Dan can only smile: "ah? I''m most afraid of snakes. I''d better come back and dig bamboo shoots!"


    "Card! Boast, come again."


    Wang Zhengyu said.


    Li Dan''s face is very ugly, but he can only try again.


    After five attempts in a row, Li Dan barely passed the test. Li Dan continued to dig bamboo shoots. This time, he didn''t look like a moth. It seemed that his waist was not sour and his legs were not painful. He was reborn. He dug out three fat and tender Nan bamboo shoots in only 20 minutes.


    This NIMA, like she''s in bad health?


    Rulers are embarrassed for him.


    When going down the mountain, Li egg dragged at the end, carrying a hoe, and his face was gloomy.


    Li Tiezhu, carrying bamboo shoots on his back, deliberately waited for him to come down and said, "what''s wrong?"


    Originally, Li Dan was perfunctory and contemptuous to Li Tiezhu at the beginning. Li Tiezhu saw more. Later, his disrespect for he Ling and Huang Sanshi forced Li Tiezhu to target him, but he just taught him a lesson. Who ever thought that he would humiliate my Taozi later? Can you bear it? I fuck you!


    Li Dan: "hum!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hold it if you''re upset! If you want to be open, you''re not here to participate in the mushroom house. You''re here to participate in the metamorphosis, so you''ll feel better."


    Li Dan is even more angry. How dare a newcomer ridicule me like this?


    Wang Zhengyu came over: "don''t be angry, laugh! Laugh, you know? Work makes you happy! This is the purpose of our program, you know?"


    Li Dan: "I know."


    Then, the four returned to the mushroom house with bamboo shoots on their backs. Li Dan immediately called Shaogang and cried:


    "They bullied me and always asked me to work. As soon as I didn''t work, they called me, tortured me and forced me to work! They also said that I participated in metamorphosis. Especially that Li Tiezhu even said he would cut my lens. He always called me, and I''m sorry to hit him..."


    He still felt that he was very humorous and dared not turn his face. He could only complain in a roundabout way.


    In the car, Huang Sanshi couldn''t help it: "Li egg! Don''t be embarrassed. You can directly beat Li Tiezhu. It doesn''t matter. Teacher he and I support you to die!"


    Shao Gang said, "don''t mess around. You can''t beat Li Tiezhu with ten."


    Li Dan: "I know, so I''m in pain now... Well, remember to buy me aloe gel."


    The barrage exploded directly:


    "Just like this, return aloe gel?"


    "Do you need maintenance?"


    "Your face is ten times uglier than Li Tiezhu. Who gives you courage? Liang Jingru?"


    After that, the ruler also said two sentences: "well, Mr. Shaogang, I hope you are happy, don''t have negative energy or something, happy..."


    The phone hung up.


    The audience was baffled.


    He Ling, who was driving, laughed happily, Huang Sanshi snickered, and Shao Gang in the back row smiled bitterly. Because they already know what happened in nanzhulin, Li Tiezhu cleaned up Li''s eggs and forced them to die without leaving any way back.


    Therefore, the last words of the ruler are implying that Shao Gang and Li Dan are particularly counselled. Don''t fight with the program group. It''s not worth it.


    He Ling shook his head with a smile. He knew that he had communicated with Shaogang and Li doutong. Who would you offend? You offended Li Tiezhu?


    Huang Sanshi laughed happily. From the beginning, he saw that Li egg was stupid and unpleasant. Just like you, what''s the sense of variety? Pull some eggs! It''s also lazy. Chen Chichi dumped you ten blocks without offending anyone.


    The three people came back from buying vegetables. In order to create a variety effect, they got off secretly and crept down on the gate to look inside.


    Two very different scenes.


    Li egg was paralyzed on the bamboo chair and his expression was very unhappy.


    The ruler is teasing the dog.


    Li Tiezhu drew bamboo strips and was knitting something, like a small bamboo basket.


    Qin Tao is dealing with a lot of shepherd''s purse.


    After that, Huang Sanshi and he Ling took Shaogang to hide in the hut where the chicken nest was located and secretly observed the four little guys through the small window.


    Ruler and plum egg sat in the shed, teasing the dog one by one.


    Qin Tao dried the shepherd''s purse and asked Li Tiezhu, "do you want to help?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you go to the sundry room to take out the coil of iron wire and make an oven."


    Qin Tao: "I see. Round or square?"


    Li Tiezhu: "rectangular."


    Then Li Tiezhu made up a small bamboo basket, threw it aside and made another one. Qin Tao came out with wire and pliers and made up a shelf for barbecue. Both of them are skillful and diligent.


    In contrast, in the arbor, Li egg collapsed on the bamboo chair and complained: "what program is this? It''s so boring that it''s not as fun as our program..."


    Ruler: "it''s still fun, but we can''t work."


    Li Dan: "what''s the meaning of working?"


    He Ling smiled, called Li Dan and said, "what are you doing?"


    Plum egg immediately carried the basket on his back and said, "I have dug a lot of shepherd''s purse and am ready to get some back."


    He Ling: "that''s good! You tell the ruler not to tease the dog. Tie Zhu and Qin Tao don''t make up things. Go get shepherd''s purse first."


    Li Dan shouted to the three and suddenly found something wrong.


    Then he saw the people in the thatched shed, trembling with fear, and then embarrassment. Because he lied, the shepherd''s purse was make complaints about Qin Tao, he has been lazy, this time, the big guys saw it, and just now, Tucao program was boring.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t put down his work. He had seen he Ling and them drill into the thatched shed. He didn''t say anything.


    Qin Tao didn''t give Li Dan face at all and continued to make up his barbecue grill.


    Li Dan smiled to ease his embarrassment and silently put down his basket: "it''s watching us! Scare me."


    Li Tiezhu: "get two more baskets of shepherd''s purse! The egg master is doing a great job today."


    Li Dan: "


    He was stunned. He silently carried the basket on his back and walked out of the yard. He just boasted that he made shepherd''s purse. Now it''s ready! Sorry! Zhenima is metamorphosis

 Chapter 252

    Strictly speaking, Li Tiezhu has suppressed "old artists" for Li Dan.


    It doesn''t matter whether he is lazy or not. Whether he comes to the mushroom house to do work or not is not so high-profile. He even speaks to ridicule Qin Tao. It''s mainly because Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to bear it, and what''s more, the goods are full of contempt, ridicule and even contempt for working.


    As a "migrant worker", Li Tiezhu had to go back to work face to face.


    Li Dan hasn''t done anything since he came back from carrying the bamboo shoots. He has been complaining and tired there. No one peels the bamboo shoots in the basket. Anyone who sees such a person is annoyed.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu found a chance to dig shepherd''s purse.


    Plum egg is not easy to resist. He said to the ruler, "take the sickle and dig, and I''ll carry it."


    Li Tiezhu said directly, "peel the bamboo shoots with a ruler. I''ll eat them tonight."


    The ruler is awkward. Who did you listen to?


    Awesome, he came up to the ruler and said, "can you peel bamboo shoots? If not, I can teach you, very simply, like this..."


    pretty


    Shao Gang silently took the sickle and followed Li Dan. As he walked, he muttered, "didn''t he tell you to talk less?"


    Li Dan: "he aimed at me."


    Shao Gang: "why doesn''t he aim at others?"


    Li Dan: "because I don''t like working, I don''t like it. What''s the matter?"


    Shao Gang: "then throw the basket back and sit down."


    Li Dan: "


    Huang Sanshi slipped to Li Tiezhu''s side with interest: "Why are you making bamboo baskets?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s used for barbecue and vegetables. It can also be used for bamboo shoots in the future. There are a few tools in the mushroom house."


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s very well made up! Do you cook or do I do it in the evening?"


    "No mood."


    "I guess so, ha ha! Thank you!"


    "Thank you. I''m the guy who''s upset with me."


    "Well, I went to cook."


    Of course, this section will not be broadcast. Huang Sanshi is busy again. He has a long lost happiness.


    Carrying two baskets of shepherd''s purse and plum eggs, he collapsed in the living room and became lazy. Shaogang said that he didn''t move for a long time. Li Tiezhu couldn''t see it here.


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the following:


    "Li Tiezhu has ten seconds to reach the battlefield!"


    "Such people are really looked down upon."


    "Suddenly feel that Chen Chichi is so diligent!"


    "What a thick skin."


    "I don''t like this ugly man. Let''s go!"


    "Didn''t you feel it? Mr. He and Huang Sanshi didn''t talk to Li egg all the time."


    "God annoys this ugly."


    "This is a sign of ill breeding!"


    "Huang Sanshi and he Ling are busy. Why should he lie down?"


    Next door, Huang Sanshi cuts vegetables, and Shaogang helps out. Outside the hospital, he Ling and a ruler peel bamboo shoots and cut them into dried bamboo shoots. Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao jointly prepare barbecue utensils.


    Li Dan was still lying on the carpet, smiling a little proud: "teacher Shaogang, my exercise today is really my exercise in a year! No kidding."


    Shao Gang: "egg, it''s too much for you to lie down like this. Iron pillars, they are all working."


    As soon as I came in and prepared to sit for a while, I got up and went out to work again.


    Li Dan said, "I''m different. I eat by my mouth and talent."


    Huang Sanshi couldn''t bear it: "tell me, which of us lives on work here? Li Tiezhu is no more talented than you?"


    Li Dan: "my physical condition does not allow..."


    "Then who! Come out and wash the shepherd''s purse, wring it dry and hang it!"


    Suddenly, there was a roar of Li Tiezhu.


    The plum egg trembled for a moment and sat up. Without hesitation, he walked out and went to wash the shepherd''s purse.


    The barrage was immediately comfortable:


    "Refreshing!"


    "Li Tiezhu is awesome!"


    "You can''t get used to such goods."


    "Really think of yourself as a star?"


    "Who is worse than him in terms of fame?"


    "It''s better for me to speak seriously! Hahaha..."


    Qin Tao made up the iron fence. Li Tiezhu made yellow mud and pasted a barbecue stove. Put the iron fence on it and the simple barbecue rack was ready.


    Plum egg came to the shepherd''s purse basket, squatted and didn''t move for three minutes.


    Li Tiezhu directly walked over: "tired?"


    Li Dan: "I''m so tired."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll help you."


    Li Dan stood up and left, "thank you... You''ll finish it in a few times. Why bother me."


    Li Tiezhu grabbed Li''s egg with one hand, pressed it on the ground, sat on his back, grabbed his two legs and lifted it up. Li''s egg was so painful that he patted the ground and shouted.


    Shaogang heard the sound and rushed to the door: "what are you doing?"


    Miss Huang: "nothing. Just help him relax. Aren''t you tired? Just pull it. It''s called lazy tendon."


    Shao Gang: "


    Qin Tao also clapped his hands and came over. Without him, he was familiar with his hands. He picked up Li egg''s two arms on the Internet. Li egg was crying with pain.


    Qin Tao said with concern: "Mr. egg, this is false fatigue. We''ll just pull it for you."


    Li Dan: "ah ah... It hurts..."


    When the program was put here, this paragraph was not deleted and directly presented to the audience:


    "I''m happy to see here!"


    "My iron pillar has never been used to such people!"


    "I don''t think it''s necessary. Just secretly adjust it. It''s directly aimed at the impact of iron pillar wind evaluation."


    "Objection! We will execute in public!"


    "Secretly straighten him, that''s not a serious brother!"


    "Plum eggs sell cheap and find the wrong object."


    "Qin Tao is really a good helper of Li Tiezhu. Look, what a tacit understanding!"


    He Ling just took a look and continued to peel bamboo shoots. He was calm: "iron pillar, Qin Tao, you two pull gently."


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    He Ling: "light pull can take a longer time, and the effect is better!"


    Qin Tao: "I see!"


    Li Dan: "I know I''m wrong! Ah... I work..."


    He Ling smiled and said to the ruler, "look, are the bamboo shoots tender?"


    The ruler trembled and said, "tender! Quite tender!"


    Three minutes later, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao finally let go of Li''s egg.


    Li Tiezhu squatted down and asked with concern, "do you feel comfortable and energetic?"


    Li Dan: "


    Qin Tao: "it seems that the stretching is not in place. Come again!"


    Li egg jumped up quickly: "enough, enough! I''ll work right away!"


    Qin Tao followed Li Dan to supervise the work and asked Li Dan to wash the shepherd''s purse one by one. He was not allowed to be lazy at all.


    Li Tiezhu cut the ingredients for barbecue and pickled them.


    As it was getting late, Huang Sanshi prepared several dishes and everyone began to eat. Li egg hummed and sat down and complained that he was too tired and his body was going to fall apart. The ruler was busy serving dinner for Shaogang, Mr. He and Mr. Huang.


    Li Dan handed the bowl to the ruler again, and the ruler went to serve him rice.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao look at each other. Anyway, Liang Zi is married. He''s afraid of farting!


    At the same time, two bowls were handed to plum eggs.


    Li Tiezhu: Thank you


    Qin Tao: "please."


    Li Dan: "


    Although he was unhappy, he still had to serve dinner obediently.


    After a meal, the old people sat in the shed drinking tea and chatting. Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and ruler were baking strings. I have to say that the ruler is a good child. Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao had a good chat with him.


    And Li Dan ran into the house and collapsed. His body is not necessarily tired, and his mental state must be particularly bent.


    Shao Gang ran in and asked, "what''s the matter? Are you all right?"


    Li Dan didn''t dare to say that Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao bullied him. He could only say: "it''s sunny. In addition, it''s smoky and burning when cooking. His body is a little uncomfortable..."


    He Ling considerately took him a small blanket to cover it. It can be seen that he Ling is very considerate. This is a professional habit. But he didn''t cover the plum egg and threw it directly on him, which can also see some small problems.


    Li Dan said wrongly, "I''m lying here. I have to lie down for 12 hours every day, otherwise I can''t... physiological needs."


    Shao Gang was helpless and worried: "are you... Not sick?"


    Li Dan: "nothing! I just lie down..."


    He Ling is a good man, which is the view of most people, and he is indeed a good man. No, he ran to the yard and said to Li Tiezhu, "Li egg is dead. He said he owes to lie down and must lie down for twelve hours every day!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his hand and walked into the house: "egg always! Do you want to eat barbecue?"


    Li Dan: "I don''t eat..."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s just right. We all eat. If you don''t eat, come and give us a kebab of meat!"


    Li Dan: "why? I don''t even eat."


    "It''s because you don''t eat that I let you string. Don''t be polite to me."


    "Who''s polite to you? If I don''t lie down for twelve hours, I''ll have problems."


    "What''s the problem?"


    "I don''t know. There will be problems anyway!"


    "That''s even more important. I won''t let you lie down enough today, and then... Don''t we know the consequences?"


    "You..."


    Li Tiezhu''s attitude is firm. Are you playing? What do you think of this as? No one is allowed to lie in the mushroom house! Except pine and bamboo!


    Plum eggs are still coming out.


    Li Tiezhu''s request is very low: "anyway, if you don''t eat, I''ll bake it for everyone. You can''t keep up with everyone''s eating speed. It''s that simple!"


    So, Li egg played with his life.


    Mr. He, Huang Sanshi and he Ling ate the meat kebab baked by Li Tiezhu, tut tut praised, and drank the wine bought by Li Tiezhu with his deposit. Because even Shao Gang didn''t have time to take care of the oppressed Li egg.


    Ruler and Qin Tao were also very happy while helping Li Tiezhu and eating kebabs.


    But the plum egg, which had been strung but could not be eaten, was in a bad mood and said, "I''ve strung so many, and give me some."


    Li Tiezhu said, "ah! No, you said you didn''t eat just now. It''s not good to eat now."


    As a result, the plum egg didn''t eat a bite of barbecue from beginning to end.


    Li Tiezhu told him, "it''s called variety effect. You must understand it? In this way, people think you''re poor and will support you."


    Li egg nodded, but he said in his heart, integrate your uncle''s skill! I want barbecue too!


    At the end of the barbecue party, Li Tiezhu looked at the garbage on the ground and sighed: "it''s cool to eat barbecue, clean up..."


    "I''ll come!"


    Plum egg jumped out in an instant and began to work with a broom.


    Everyone drank a little wine and watched plum eggs clean. Ruler and Qin Tao helped.


    Then, Mr. He said again, "there are so many bowls tonight. I''m afraid I have to wash them until the middle of the night..."


    "I''ll come!"


    The plum egg jumped out again.


    Barrage comments:


    "Transformation is very successful!"


    "So, the consequence of Li Dan not lying down for twelve hours is that he will work crazy?"


    "Hahaha... Laugh to death!"


    "The big three of mushroom house are blackened in this period!"


    "Li Tiezhu did a good job."


    "Am I the only one who thinks so? Li Dan just wants to finish his work and go to bed early."


    "The plum egg has collapsed..."


    "I just like Li Dan''s non artificial laziness!"


    "I also like Li Tiezhu, who teaches lazy people without affectation!"


    Jingling bell


    The phone rang.


    He Ling answered the phone: "hello? This is the mushroom house. What would you like?"


    The phone said: "I want to eat fried snail, pickled cabbage crucian carp, bamboo shoots and roast meat!"


    He Ling tried for two words, hung up the phone, came out and said to Li Tiezhu, "this man ordered three dishes, fried snail, pickled cabbage crucian carp and bamboo shoots. Tiezhu, what do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "if there are snails... In fact, there are in the paddy field. Who will catch them?"


    Li egg raised his hand: "I!"


    Anyway, I don''t take the initiative. In the end, I will do it. I''ve given up! That''s so positive!

 Chapter 253

    Li Dan''s enthusiasm for work has increased unprecedentedly, so high that Li Tiezhu is not black. He knows that Li Dan has a lot of iron powder. After this program is broadcast, it will be slandered by many people.


    But, still that sentence, how many fans can you have me? Not really.


    Then when it was time to arrange the room, Qin Tao slept with the big three of the mushroom house. Datong had four beds. Li Dan, Shao Gang and ruler sleep in the transformed girls'' room.


    However, Li Dan said he didn''t want to share a house with Shaogang because he shouted.


    So he Ling and Qin Tao worked hard to carry a wooden bed for him to the downstairs living room, make a bed for him and fold it. Throughout the whole process, Li egg stood idly by and forced him to talk.


    Qin Tao threw the quilt up and he Ling threw the pillow away and went to take a bath.


    Dinner and supper are over. According to the management of the mushroom house, it should be time for the evening game. However... Huang Sanshi and he Ling didn''t show up, which is very illustrative.


    So Shao Gang asked everyone to jump. Li egg was very arrogant. He wrapped himself in the quilt and watched blind fun. He didn''t get out of bed all the way.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t participate. Qin Tao, ruler and Shao Gang all touched high. Li Tiezhu didn''t move. No matter how fooled Shao Gang, Li Tiezhu always holds history textbooks:


    "I want to read!"


    In Li Tiezhu''s opinion, it''s not interesting to compare with a group of "disabled people".


    It was not until the end that he Ling and Huang Sanshi participated symbolically. They were obviously dissatisfied with the guests in this issue. Be reasonable. If the guest is Huang Sanshi''s friend or a good person, Huang Sanshi can play with you until midnight.


    The next day, Shao Gang got up early and made a cup of tea. Then Huang Sanshi came and drank tea together.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao were the first to get up. They came back with a bag of green tea with dew. They went up the mountain to pick tea early in the morning.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t make breakfast because he cooked noodles with Qin Tao long ago. These people just eat rice!


    Everyone got up, and Li egg was still sleeping in the living room.


    The ruler played a clarinet and tried to wake up Li egg, but Li egg turned over and covered his head and continued to sleep, as if to make up for 12 hours.


    He Ling smiled and patted the railing upstairs. Then he shouted, "iron pillar! Come and wake up Li egg."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hear it.


    But plum egg leaned forward in an instant, which was called a stimulus.


    Qin Tao, who went out to fry with tea at the door, was stunned, and then walked quickly to Li Tiezhu: "Han PI! I think my demons have been relieved. You are no longer my demons, but you have become the demons of Li Dan. The dog said, you are scared to pee."


    Li Tiezhu burned the stove: "think carefully. What''s the difference between him and you who started high school?"


    Qin Tao stopped talking. Today''s Li egg is just a replica of Qin Tao two years ago. At that time, he was assigned to a group with Li Tiezhu for cleaning. Then, Qin Tao, who never worked, was trained by Li Tiezhu. Now he has become a hardworking little bee.


    A group of people drank rice and came to watch Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao stir fry tea.


    Li Tiezhu said, "then what! It seems that there is not enough firewood?"


    Li egg put down Mi Xi in an instant: "I''ll come!"


    Everyone was stunned.


    Even, he Ling privately told Huang Sanshi, "according to this development, Li Tiezhu should go to the deformation record next time..."


    After a rough breakfast, Li Tiezhu began to assign tasks. The old three only cooked dried bamboo shoots and dried plum vegetables at home. He took Qin Tao, ruler and plum eggs to catch fish and snails.


    Ruler: "why catch fish and snails?"


    Li Dan said, "didn''t you hear last night? The next guest ordered."


    Ruler: "next guest, why do we help catch it?"


    Li Dan: "we can''t be so selfish. We should carry on the past and create a comfortable program environment for the next guest!"


    Ruler: "brother, aren''t you sick?"


    Li Dan: "


    Li Dan and ruler can not do the work, but Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are awesome, and have caught three crucian carp and two Jin of snail.


    Lunch is... Noodles in clear soup.


    After eating, Shaogang said goodbye to the mushroom house with plum eggs and ruler.


    The three giants of mushroom house and Qin Tao waved goodbye to them. Qin Tao didn''t talk much this time and only focused on work, so he didn''t have a strong sense of existence and was not annoying. Li Tiezhu left him to mix another issue, and the program team didn''t have a problem.


    Like those two years in school, Qin Tao never stood out when he was with Li Tiezhu. He was as transparent as a child.


    It is mainly recognized by Huang Sanshi and he Ling. After all, Qin Tao is a diligent and good baby compared with Li egg.


    On the other side, Shao Gang got into the car and left.


    Barrage:


    "It''s gone!"


    "I''m sick!"


    "Half a period of time has been wasted. Fortunately, the ruler is good."


    "Send off plum eggs and get out..."


    "I jumped to see. When an egg goes, I can have a good look."


    "Tiezhu is much more restrained now. Li Dan can''t leave so calmly before he wants to change."


    In the car, Li Dan took off his glasses and covered his face. Tears of grievance flowed down his fingers.


    The ruler comforted, "brother, what''s the matter with you?"


    Shao Gang said, "if you want to open a little, it''s just a program. They... Also want the program effect. After all, you''re so lazy that the program can''t produce effect. They''re affected."


    Li Dan: "fart! They just bully me!"


    Shao Gang said, "you have to be calm. Did he Ling and Huang Sanshi say anything? None of them. Li Tiezhu is the one who attacked you all the way, right? You two are equal at best, but you are old at worst. Who do you show your grievance to?"


    Li Dan: "I''m just unhappy!"


    The ruler wants to say, you''re so upset. Go fuck Li Tiezhu!


    Shao Gang said, "what do you want?"


    Li egg thought, "I, I... I''ll never come to this program again!"


    Shao Gang was speechless and said in his heart, if you want to come, people won''t want you to come! It''s Li Tiezhu who is against you, but can''t you see that he is helping Huang Sanshi and he Ling vent their anger? You didn''t offend Li Tiezhu! This silly boy!


    "I won''t work. What''s the matter? I''m the sick man of East Asia! I''m willing to be paralyzed!"


    Plum egg sticks its neck.


    Shao Gang rubbed his eyebrows: "just say it in private. Don''t say the word" sick man of East Asia "in public."


    Li Dan: "I''m still hanging up at home! What''s wrong with my sick man?"


    Shao Gang: "


    In the afternoon, when Li Tiezhu was building a kennel with Qin Tao, the phone rang again, and a new guest called - hot and sour potato silk!


    The key is that not long after ordering, two guests arrived.


    It''s Pan Ming and Li Ran.


    These two are acquaintances of Mr. He. He Ling naturally greeted him warmly. Huang Sanshi is no stranger, but he lagged behind to introduce Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao.


    When sitting in the shed for snacks, Qin Tao quietly touched Li Tiezhu and asked, "what''s the relationship between the two?"


    He wanted to ask if he was a boyfriend and girlfriend.


    Huang Sanshi heard it and said, "they are friends."


    Li Ran said, "we knew each other 20 years ago. At that time, we were both very miserable. We failed in the audition. We left a pager number for each other and said that we would go together when there was a play."


    Qin Tao: "ah... Pager, BP? My father had it when I was a child."


    Li Ran: "... I feel old."


    Pan Ming: "that''s old. How difficult was it for us to act at that time? It''s not like now. Look at Tiezhu. Once he made his debut, all kinds of films scrambled to let him play a guest role!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Yes? Just one or two movies."


    Pan Ming said, "don''t be modest. I have a movie that wants you to play a guest role. Your agent refused. There are many like this."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know."


    Li Ran smiled: "people don''t know you invited him!"


    Pan Ming said with a wry smile, "it''s true. However, although Tiezhu is a singer, his acting is really good. I''ve seen it."


    Li Tiezhu is constantly modest.


    Everyone was unfamiliar and didn''t talk deeply, but fortunately, the two only ordered hot and sour shredded potatoes. Li Tiezhu liked them very much.


    But


    After the conversation, he suddenly began to add dishes, which made Li Tiezhu unhappy. Spiced smoked fish!


    Then another guest arrived.


    Yes, it''s the end where a man ordered three.


    Luhani walked into the yard with the box: "hello..."


    Everyone went to say hello. Qin Tao also went up and hugged Luhani.


    He Ling asked, "do you know each other?"


    Luhani took Qin Tao''s neck and said, "our good friends, who have drunk wine!"


    Qin Tao: "he pretends to be his mother. I don''t like him."


    Luhani: "hahaha... It''s called routine."


    He Ling can''t answer. Are young people so wild now? Without leaving a bottom line? Say hello to her face?


    Luhani waved in the distance, "post!"


    Li Tiezhu: "five catties of dried bamboo shoots! Two days of dried plum! Don''t want to go if you can''t finish it."


    Luhani: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu: "who asked you to order so many dishes?"


    Luhani looked at Pan Ming and Li Ran: "I''m afraid my brother and sister can''t eat enough, can''t they?"


    The sky is fading.


    Except for spiced smoked fish, because Li Tiezhu can''t cook it and Mr. Huang does it on his behalf, Li Tiezhu does all the other dishes.


    Soon, spiced smoked fish, hot and sour shredded potatoes, fried snails, hot and sour crucian carp, bamboo shoots and roast meat, plus a slippery broth, five dishes and one soup, and everyone began to eat.


    After all, these dishes are solid and delicious.


    Luhani is used to boasting and cheering. With a chopstick dish, Luhani shouted exaggeratedly: "Oh! Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored him and ate at ease.


    At the end of the stage, he Ling couldn''t help asking, "Luhani, why did you come back to our program? Usually you come back because you want old idols like Huang Sanshi and pan Ming. Why did you come here?"


    This is a kind joke. By the way, let''s mention the glorious years of Pan Ming and Huang Sanshi.


    Luhani said frankly, "because there are new people like iron pillar, I''m almost out of breath, ha ha ha."


    He lingpo Kung Fu, how can I answer it when you''re black?


    After dinner, Qin Tao volunteered to wash the dishes. He Ling liked it very much.


    Luhani suddenly found Li Tiezhu and whispered for advice: "Tiezhu, a blockbuster called East China Sea fortress asked me to play the hero, but it was a future soldier. The company didn''t agree with me to cut my hair. What do you say? Do you answer it?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t even think about it: "do you think your beauty depends on your hairstyle?"


    Luhani: ang


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    "And make-up and beauty."


    "Are you a little confident? Wu Yifan can shave an inch of his head, but you can''t? No wonder you have a heart demon! In addition, you don''t cut your hair as a soldier, ha ha... It doesn''t matter whether the film is good or the acting is good. As long as you don''t have a haircut, you''ll wait to be shot!"


    Luhani: "well... I don''t care, but the company has to say my packaging strategy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then don''t take this film and play an idol drama."

 Chapter 254

    Luhani snorted and said, "but there''s a lot of money."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Luhani said: "more than ten million, the company doesn''t want to give up, and I don''t want to. I mainly want to take this opportunity to enter the film industry. I don''t want to play TV dramas and online dramas all the time..."


    Li Tiezhu thought, "this may be your opportunity to enter the film industry, but it may also be the opposite, which will become an obstacle to your entry into the film industry."


    If you are ridiculed by the crowd, it will be difficult to play a movie again.


    Luhani is also very clear about this: "so, I still hesitate to break my personal settings..."


    "You can''t get into the film industry because of your previous personal design. Don''t you think anyone calls you to play? Choose between this personal design and making a movie."


    "If you have the best of both worlds."


    "Then jump on the street! You see how many films with high box office depend on their appearance?"


    "Yes, pillar! Why are you so powerful now?"


    "They''ve been fighting for Fang Bo with Xu Shan for a long time and understand some. Didn''t brother Chao teach you this?"


    "No, I, he and Chen Chichi can form a group because our three routes are very different and there is no competition."


    "If you play in a movie, I still suggest you shave your head and talk about acting with Shuangshuang sister."


    "Well, let me see."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t try to persuade him. Anyway, Luhani himself made the final decision. Li Tiezhu ate half a bowl of rice and drank another bowl of soup, so he put down his chopsticks.


    Qin Tao is still wolfing down: "Han PI, don''t you eat a clang?"


    He Ling also found: "Tiezhu, what''s the matter with you today? Eat so much? You used to have at least three bowls of rice."


    Li Ran said with a smile, "do you still need to lose weight? I think you have a good figure."


    Luhani is also a little strange. Don''t these goods usually eat and rise? Why are you suddenly reserved today?


    Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth: "didn''t you have a whole barbecue last night? You think I was giving Qin Tao a chance to clean up the dust? He also deserves it? I was giving myself a tooth sacrifice. After that barbecue, I began to diet and lose weight."


    The dried bamboo shoots in Qin Tao''s mouth don''t smell at once. It turned out that I was amorous. I thought my brother gave me face


    Luhani picked the crucian carp and smacked his mouth: "tut Tut, what are you doing to lose weight?"


    Li Tiezhu: "next month, I''m going to play a dragon suit in medicine God and play a patient who kills Matt. I''m too strong now. I have to be thin into a bamboo pole to fit the role."


    Luhani blushed a little: "how much?"


    Li Tiezhu: "at least 20 kg. My team has made a plan for me. Work more in the mushroom house, eat less, and maintain the amount of exercise. It should be in time for more than 40 days."


    "Is the role much? How much is the film pay?"


    "The play is very few, and the film pays 400000."


    "Ah? As for?"


    "I''m different from you. You''re a traffic star and an idol. I''m just a rookie actor. It''s hard to get a role. Of course, I have to take it seriously. Brother Shan Zheng is willing to give me a chance. I can''t screw it up."


    "Twenty Jin of meat! Brother Zhu! Only 400000?"


    "But if I don''t lose these twenty pounds, I won''t play this role."


    "Well..."


    If you don''t eat, you won''t eat. After that, everyone continues to eat, while Li Tiezhu silently drinks with a cup of boiled water.


    This plot has also been deleted and released. After all, we can''t disclose secret information and slander the demon catching discipline.


    When you put it here, there are many barrages:


    "It''s not unreasonable that Li Tiezhu can be red!"


    "Don''t talk about writing songs. With his attitude, I believe he will make some achievements in the film industry."


    "Be reasonable. Luhani really wants to learn from Tiezhu."


    "Luhani, let''s play a TV play!"


    "I bet fifty cents. Luhani can''t give up his hair."


    "Why do you want a haircut? You can''t make a movie if you look good?"


    "Luhani, don''t listen to them. Let''s be a beautiful idol! We will buy tickets to support it at that time."


    "As long as there is Luhani, I will go to the cinema!"


    After dinner, Huang Sanshi chatted with Li Ran and pan Ming. He Ling was responsible for connecting Qin Tao, Li Tiezhu and Luhani, who were slightly marginal.


    On the other hand, part-time Wang Zhengyu was familiar with Li Tiezhu and Luhani, so there was no psychological burden on them. At this time, he quietly called Li Tiezhu with the director.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"


    Wang Zhengyu said, "for a special task, you can shave Luhani''s head. The program team will reward you 50 yuan."


    Li Tiezhu: "one hundred and fifty."


    "Eighty."


    "One hundred and twenty."


    "Well, a hundred."


    "Deal."


    Aside, the director stared: "don''t you think about Luhani''s feelings?"


    Li Tiezhu and Wang Zhengyu said with one voice: "I can''t help him!"


    Director: "


    Luhani was absent-minded in the shed. On the one hand, he was reluctant to give up his inherent shape, and on the other hand, Li Tiezhu lost 20 kg. Moreover, he Luhani is the number one male produced by 300 million, but Li Tiezhu is just a little bit of a little dragon suit.


    He doesn''t really care about this hair. The key is whether to change himself or not.


    Ben San is now at the crossroads of transformation, but where to turn, the team does not have a suitable plan, so at present, he can only stick to the incomplete and stick to the previous people.


    But... Luhani has become round and fat!


    Li Tiezhu returned to the shed with the task and said to Luhani: "I guess it must be said on the bullet screen that Luhani must not shave his head. As long as you are responsible for meimeida, you will have the box office!"


    Luhani smiled: "this is not a water army. Your brother Luhan is so red!"


    Li Tiezhu: "so ah! You are not an idol burden, but a fan burden. Unlike Li egg, his fans will never feel bad when he shaved Li egg''s head last night."


    Luhani: did you shave plum eggs last night


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I shaved one for the director. Look over there, is the workmanship of the mushroom house OK?"


    "Ah? Like a dog."


    "What do you know? A real man wants an inch!"


    "Who said that?"


    "As I said by Li Tiezhu, I would have shaved if I hadn''t wanted to keep long hair for the role."


    Luhani was quite moved: "you can shave a pillar for me."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! Your fans will scold me. Don''t you have more than a month to make a movie?"


    "You''re shameless and afraid of being scolded? Besides, I have to adapt first? Don''t shave your head temporarily at that time. It''s strange to throw your hair from time to time when acting."


    "There seems to be a certain reason."


    "Right? Come on."


    "Then I''ll shave you! Don''t blame me and don''t go back."


    "A real man never goes back."


    Huang Sanshi, pan Ming and Li Ran applauded when they learned that Luhani was going to shave his head. After all, it''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    He Ling said to Huang Sanshi, "this is what Xu Shan said. He fooled people and was caught off guard!"


    Huang Sanshi: "very good! Earn another 100. Iron pillar will make money."


    Li Tiezhu is an old craftsman. He starts with a big bath towel and a cover and a push.


    Luhani felt his scalp cool: "did you start? Column, don''t you give any space? Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu shaved a bar three fingers wide in the middle of Luhani''s head, and then stopped: "it''s not impossible. It''s like this today. You can think about it for a month or so."


    Luhani smiled and cried, "I''ll wait like this for a month? You''ll shave me all! It''s estimated that I''ll have to lose powder again."


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "in fact, this is the task given by the director group. I''ll take 100 yuan for shaving your head. So now you can go back on your word. Don''t blame me for taking you as a tool to make money."


    Deer hanidon collapsed: "pillar, I know you don''t want face, but I don''t know you''re so shameless!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I blame myself, too. Why don''t I shave it."


    Luhani: "your uncle! Shave me quickly. Please the pillar. My shape is not as simple as dropping powder, but directly becoming a harmonic star. Ha ha..."


    "Oh! You begged me to shave."


    "Stop talking. I''m going to lose my powder."


    Li Tiezhu continued to shave: "I didn''t say that fans who lose their hair because of shaving are definitely not real powder. If they lose their hair, they will lose it."


    Luhani: "


    Li Tiezhu: "before you started your career, when you were a trainee on the peninsula, was it not harder than now? How much did you suffer? Now, you are so counselled and dare not fight?"


    Luhani: "I dare, but my team is a little afraid that I chose the wrong way."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it doesn''t matter. It''s cool if it''s a big deal."


    Lu hanileng said, "ah? Does it matter if it''s cold?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if it''s cold, let Shuangshuang sister keep you for the rest of your life."


    Luhani: "hahaha..."


    Qin Tao dodged a distance and said, "what''s cool? It''s almost shaved. It''s still red lips and white teeth... I don''t want to be in the same frame with you."


    Luhani smiled proudly, "is it OK?"


    The inch head is almost shaved. Indeed, Luhani looks good after shaving a round inch head that is almost bald.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help feeling a little upset: "I said, what are you tangled with? It''s not better than when you have long hair? It''s fresh and clean. If you don''t say it, your appearance is still resistant to beating."


    Luhani said, "I know I look good after shaving. I was just at Versailles. Is it advanced?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    It was late between laughter and noise. Everyone in the mushroom house washed and slept.


    The next day, the recording of the program continued. Cuntou Luhani was full of energy. He formed three labor giants with Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao, digging bamboo shoots, catching fish, making plum dried vegetables, weaving bamboo baskets and taking honey.


    In the morning, I did the work of a talk show star yesterday.


    After lunch, Li Tiezhu found that there was a paddy field left unattended. He also made a special trip to the villagers to borrow cattle to plow the field. Luhani saw that Li Tiezhu was working hard and learned to plow a small half of the field.


    In this program, pan Ming, Li Ran and Huang Sanshi are responsible for eating, drinking and having fun. They watch rape flowers, honey and tea gardens everywhere. He Ling takes the little three to work. It''s not that the two guests are lazy. In fact, it''s the malicious distribution of Li Tiezhu and he Ling, which makes Huang Sanshi take good care of... Gain weight.


    In Li Tiezhu''s words, "I want to lose 20 kilograms in the mushroom house. I can''t waste it. I also want to stick it to Mr. Huang''s belly."


    He Ling: "I thank you on behalf of Miss Huang!"


    In the afternoon, after seeing off the guests, the second recording was over.


    Together with Luhani and Qin Tao, Li Tiezhu flew to Kyoto overnight. He wanted to go there for a period of closed door training. He asked a professional team to help him lose weight. After all, the weight loss on the program is just a gimmick. We still have to believe in the profession.

 Chapter 255

    This time, when Li Tiezhu came to Kyoto, she was not entangled by songzhuer, because she is now recording flowers and teenagers abroad, and it will take half a month to finish it.


    Songzhu''er is very popular these days. Her performance in the program has made many girls crazy black, but strangely, male fans are crazy about praise and serious polarization.


    First of all, at the beginning of the first program, songzhuer forced to pack x, put Li Tiezhu''s album, packed his bags, and said:


    "I just like to listen to elegant music and pack my bags."


    However, her room was as messy as a pig''s nest, and she was shameless and elegant. After all, she was so crazy.


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about it: "are you so slovenly Li Tiezhu know?"


    Of course I know, but Li Tiezhu doesn''t mind.


    Later, in the program, there were all kinds of Tucao make complaints about East and West. In a short time, Chen Bailin was not allowed to drive. He later disliked someone cooking unpalatable, and later said that a small meat was better maintained than a girl.


    The outspoken songzhuer naturally offended a vote of female fans, but the boys felt very relieved. After all, most boys don''t like female gun idols.


    Finally, songzhuer always mentioned Li Tiezhu in the program and said, "my iron pillar!"


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer often watch videos. We can see that Xiao Nizi is in a good mood recently and her depression has greatly improved.


    "Iron pillar, was what you said last time true?"


    Almost every time in the video, songzhuer asked, as if he was afraid of Li Tiezhu''s repentance.


    It''s what Li Tiezhu promised her to pursue.


    Looking at the hard picture of Li Tiezhu''s training and his thinner and thinner body, songzhuer was even more worried. She wished she could come back to accompany Li Tiezhu after recording the program immediately.


    However, half a month later, when Matsushita came back from recording the program, Li Tiezhu left Kyoto to record mushroom house.


    This is the recording of the fifth and sixth issue. It is obvious that Li Tiezhu has lost more than ten kilograms, less than 140 kilograms.


    In order to keep the film secret, Li Tiezhu''s weight loss for the role was cut off, so that everyone didn''t know why Li Tiezhu was thin. In the program, he Ling and Huang Sanshi did not mention that Li Tiezhu became thinner. Li Tiezhu still worked hard and funny. The quality of the program was very good, and he was unanimously recognized by the guests.


    After recording the program, Li Tiezhu went back to school to take the last thorough examination, and continued to lose weight while going to school in Shudu.


    Another half month, when the seventh and eighth issues were recorded, Li Tiezhu''s weight was less than 130 kg.


    Li Tiezhu''s hair is longer, but he is skinny, his cheeks are deeply sunken, and his dark face is much paler. This is an unhealthy performance.


    He Ling was shocked when he saw Li Tiezhu, but Huang Sanshi was shy and praised Li Tiezhu. He didn''t feel much about Li Tiezhu''s admission to Beidian before. He thought it was a star effect. Now he understands that Li Tiezhu is really fighting.


    Tuesday afternoon, May 23.


    A shanty town in the East China Sea is one of the shooting sites of "medicine God". The film has been started for more than a week.


    The protagonist''s shop and crew are dismantling equipment. A play of Xu Shanzheng here has just been filmed. The next scene of this scene is the plot after selling drugs to make money. The scene needs to be rearranged.


    Outside the store, producer Ning Shitou, director Mu ye and starring Xu Shanzheng are arguing about something. It seems that it is still a little fierce.


    Makino questioned Xu Shanzheng: "do you think his temperament and figure are suitable?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "you can guide."


    Makino looked at Xiangning stone again: "are you relieved of his acting skills?"


    Ning Shitou scratched his head: "acting... Not bad. The key is to need a good translator."


    Makino: "ah? What translation?"


    Ning Shitou smiles bitterly. Anyway, he can''t understand my play.


    The three are arguing about Huang Mao''s actor. Xu Shanzheng invited Li Tiezhu to play early in the morning. Ning Shitou has no opinion, but the director Makino strongly opposes it. The reason is very simple. Li Tiezhu''s body is too strong and his temperament is too reckless. He doesn''t fit the role of Huang Mao.


    In Makino''s words, Li Tiezhu doesn''t have the sense of poverty and nobility. It''s a magical feeling.


    Of course, Makino has been looking for actors, but he hasn''t found a suitable one, so the play of this role hasn''t been shot yet, but it can''t be delayed.


    Xu Shanzheng: "don''t worry about the translator. He''s coming today. Let him try. It''s not too bad. It''s a big deal. I''ll invite songzhuer to be the translator. Li Tiezhu is evil and will never be wrong."


    Makino: "the audition is OK. If not, I won''t use it."


    Xu Shanzheng: "can you find a more suitable one?"


    Makino: "it''s better to lack than abuse."


    Xu Shanzheng: "why is it excessive? You call it preconceived."


    Makino shook his head: "I hope so. Even if his audition is OK, let him lose weight first and lose weight before shooting."


    Xu Shanzheng: "it''s OK to lose weight. I''ll tell him at that time. Anyway, Wang Chuanjun can lose weight, and Tiezhu is not a delicate person."


    At this time, a staff member came with Li Tiezhu: "director, Li Tiezhu is coming."


    Muye said, looked at it, and his eyes were stunned:


    "Is this... Li Tiezhu?"


    Xu Shanzheng also saw Li Tiezhu, opened his mouth, didn''t say anything, walked over silently and patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder.


    Ning Shitou looked at Li Tiezhu, turned and lit a cigarette.


    Li Tiezhu said, "director, I''m Li Tiezhu. I''m here to audition."


    At this time, his body was particularly thin, his face was sallow, his cheeks were deep, but his eyes were particularly clean and clear.


    Makino: "Why are you so thin?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I got the script and reduced it. I''ve memorized the script. Which paragraph shall we try today?"


    Seems to be talking about a trivial thing.


    He also lost half his weight before he learned that he was going to audition, but it didn''t affect his mood, because he really liked the role, so he was still making full preparations without being lazy.


    Makino looked at Xu Shanzheng and found that he was also stunned. He understood that Xu Shanzheng didn''t know that Li Tiezhu lost weight for his role.


    He asked, "how many pounds have you lost?"


    Li Tiezhu: "twenty eight pounds, now 126 pounds. Give me another week, I can reduce a little."


    Skinny, that''s it.


    At least this attitude and persistence are worthy of recognition. Although Makino is still not optimistic about Li Tiezhu''s acting skills, he is no longer as disgusted as before. He said:


    "Well, now this weight is enough. This role is very important and difficult. But you don''t have a burden. Even if you don''t perform well, there are other roles you can choose and relax."


    This is almost an indication of Li Tiezhu. Even if this role doesn''t work, he must play other roles.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and nodded.


    Makino looked around and found a staircase over there. He shouted, "drama, oranges! Bring some oranges."


    Before the orange came, Li Tiezhu walked towards the stairs, sat on the stairs first, deliberately messed up his long hair, and then bowed his head to brew.


    Makino nodded. Li Tiezhu didn''t lie. He really memorized the script and saw which play it was at a glance.


    Xu Shanzheng touched his face: "I''ll play for him."


    The drama manager came with an orange. Makino handed one to Li Tiezhu, and Xu Shan retreated to the distance.


    This scene, when Cheng Yong left through the group of patients, found Huang Mao sitting on the stairs crying and eating oranges, which is the key to the transformation and sublimation of the protagonist.


    Li Tiezhu was not in a hurry. He slowly peeled the orange and didn''t eat it. He was stunned for a while. He ate a small flap and his eyes gradually turned red.


    Makino did not shout to start. He was surprised to find that Li Tiezhu entered the state very quickly. Moreover, he was not in a hurry to perform, but eating oranges steadily to promote his mood. It seems that the crew doesn''t exist. He is really the yellow hair crying and eating oranges.


    This is experiential?!


    Xu Shanzheng looked at Li Tiezhu''s state and looked at Ning Shitou in surprise. Ning Shitou was also shocked. How long has it been since "in full bloom"? That''s too much progress, isn''t it? Which is it like a newcomer?


    When Li Tiezhu slowly ate two-thirds of the oranges, Makino shouted to Xu Shan, "start."


    Xu Shan came from the front with his head down, walked through the stairs, stopped, slowly turned and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu Muran picked up a piece of orange and put it into his mouth. His lips were dry and cracked. At the moment he ate the orange, a tear flowed from his left eye covered by his hair.


    Then Li Tiezhu looked up at Xu Shan.


    blank?


    Sadness?


    despair?


    No, it''s a calm to face life and death.


    After watching Xu Shan fight for a second, Li Tiezhu slowly lowered his head, continued to peel the white clothes on the orange, peeled off a little, moved his fingers, didn''t throw it away, and put it into his mouth.


    Seeing this scene, Xu Shanzheng had a heart attack.


    Makino immediately shouted, "card!"


    Ning Shitou looked at Li Tiezhu motionless. The smoke in his hand had burned a long section of white ash.


    Xu Shan Zheng shook his head and held back his tears.


    Li Tiezhu is still eating oranges. He doesn''t stop until he finishes eating. He doesn''t move. He needs some time to get out of his role.


    Xu Shanzheng whispered to Makino, "how''s it going?"


    Makino: "I didn''t expect that his eyes were the kind I wanted! Especially the little action of eating oranges and white clothes at the end was just right. He saw through the calm of life and death and was helpless when he had no choice."


    Xu Shan nodded.


    Makino looked at Ning stone and said, "is this role set?"


    Ning Shitou: "you are the director, you has the final say."


    Makino Tucao: "when you called him to play, why didn''t you make complaints about me?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I know you will be satisfied."


    Makino: "


    I can''t refute it. Although I''m unhappy, Li Tiezhu really played well, and made no less sacrifice and efforts for the role than Wang Chuanjun.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "director, can you?"


    Makino looked at Li Tiezhu: "go to dye your hair and make a shape immediately."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "thank you, director."


    Makino: "I thank you. You thought about that just now?"


    Li Tiezhu took out a notebook from his backpack: "ah! I haven''t designed or won''t play. I just made up a lot of yellow hair stories according to the characters in the script, most of them are his previous experience, and the rest are the timeline in the movie plot, yellow hair''s work, life and illness..."


    Makino took the notebook: "let me see. I''ll give it to you in two days to help you circle out the wrong. We''ll discuss it then."


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Xu Shanzheng: "who taught you this? Huang Sanshi?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I specially asked Uncle Liu Huade before. He said that it was difficult to improve his acting skills immediately, but there was a Xiangjiang actor who wrote biographies for his characters in each play. It is said to be very useful. I''ll try."

 Chapter 256

    Xu Shanzheng knows who the big man is. Every film has to write a biography of characters with more than 100000 words, just like.


    Although Li Tiezhu was not so cruel, he did his homework carefully enough. Moreover, this was only written after he read the script and did not communicate with the director group.


    An actor can''t boast much about this step, but at least he should be competent.


    Perhaps at this time, Li Tiezhu still has many shortcomings, many congenital and acquired defects, but if he maintains this piety and persistence, he will definitely succeed.


    Over the years, the film industry has become more and more impetuous. Few young people really settle down to act. What''s more rare is that Li Tiezhu is so smooth on the road of music, but he is willing to bend down to carefully cultivate his acting career, rather than relying on his own flow to be a superior male leader.


    According to Xu Shanzheng''s knowledge, the devil''s way starring Xiao Zhen left Li Tiezhu a role of three men and four men. Li Tiezhu directly refused because he thought he couldn''t play it after watching the human design.


    After that, the crew moved to another venue to continue shooting, shooting the story of Cheng Yong and the early stage.


    Li Tiezhu asked the makeup artist to dye his hair for modeling, dyed a kill Matt yellow hair, and wore clothes in the style of the combination of urban and rural areas.


    Then Li Tiezhu followed the crew all the way to watch others filming. At the same time, he helped carry equipment and carry tea and water. There was no shelf at all. At first glance, he looked like a temporary worker of the crew.


    Here, he met the same skinny Wang Chuanjun.


    After getting to know each other, the two talked about the play. Li Tiezhu''s first play was to play the opposite play with him, so we need to communicate with him in detail.


    After some contact, the two talked very speculatively. The newcomer Li Tiezhu learned a lot from each other, especially the rhythm of acting. He analyzed a lot with Li Tiezhu.


    I can''t help it. Li Tiezhu is very popular. There are people everywhere.


    The next day and the third day, Li Tiezhu was still dead.


    But Li Tiezhu didn''t neglect it at all. He followed the crew all the way to watch others perform. At the same time, he helped the crew do some work, and even helped to divide lunch boxes and take out the garbage.


    Once, when Li Tiezhu ran errands to distribute drinks to everyone, director Muye said to Xu Shanzheng:


    "This guy will be red in the future!"


    Xu Shanzheng said, "people have been popular for a long time. It''s not boasting. They are more famous than new directors like you. Even Fang Bo and I have to be bullied when we meet him."


    Makino: "who told you this? I said he could succeed in acting. Do you know how wonderful and detailed his biography to Huang Mao Peng Hao is? It''s enough to make a personal film of Peng Hao."


    Xu Shanzheng drank coffee: "what did you write? He can write. He wrote the rabbit."


    Makino said: "He wrote about Peng Hao''s old man. He was a gambler when he was young. Later, he ran away in debt and never came back. He was brought up by his mother. Later, because his mother remarried, he fell out with his mother, dropped out of school, fought and did not work properly. Later, he found that he was ill and could not be cured. He found a chance to have a big quarrel with his mother, then ran away from home and told his mother that he had never had this child In fact, Peng Hao doesn''t want to involve his mother any more, because if his mother knows about his illness, she must find a way to save him, so that her new home is doomed to be unstable. "


    Xu Shan Zheng frowned: "Gee... The plot is good. But doesn''t he still worry his mother? Isn''t it very good?"


    Makino nods: "I thought so at the beginning. Later, I saw that Li Tiezhu wrote that Peng Hao had sneaked back. Seeing that his mother''s family was doing well, he left safely forever. Although it would worry his mother, he chose the former because the latter was more cruel than letting his mother watch him die. Here, he also recalled his mother scolding him for his oil bottle when he was a child But when he was washed away by the water, his mother saved him desperately and almost died. After saving him, her mother held him and cried loudly. After crying, she slapped him in the back. Li Tiezhu wrote that Peng Hao thought about this story with a smile and a wind when he left on the green train. "


    Xu Shan contends to put down his coffee: "is there anything else?"


    Makino thought: "Remember what we wrote in the script? You advised him to go home, but he refused, but after his death, he was found to have bought a ticket to go home. Li Tiezhu gave the reason: Peng Hao, who thought he was indifferent to life and death, was still very eager to die in his mother''s arms when death was really coming, so he bought the ticket. But he didn''t make up his mind to go back by car, He hoped that his mother hated him, but he still hesitated because he thought he was still alive. Therefore, when he drove out instead of Cheng Yong, it was a relief for him and he finally didn''t have to do multiple-choice questions. "


    Xu Shanzheng flushed his eyes and bit his lower lip. His writing was very good, which was very consistent with Huang Mao''s rebellious, calm and sincere character positioning. He said: "It''s good to cut in from the perspective of his mother. Only in this way can Huang Mao''s magnanimous and bold be more pure without distractions. In fact, I always think Peng Hao is the most detached one in the play. He is not afraid of death. Li Tiezhu writes that he is afraid that his mother knows that he is dead, which is very good."


    Makino took a sip of milk tea and said: "It''s a pity that these plots and settings can''t be presented in the play. However, now I''m very confident that Li Tiezhu can play Huang Mao well. He''s a standard experiential school! He has played Peng Hao for several months. For Li Tiezhu, this is a real person. In short, he has written Huang Mao''s magnanimous life alive."


    Xu Shan nodded and suddenly tilted his head: "last time in the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu said he wanted to write a script and asked me to cooperate in the future. Now it seems that there is really a play! This guy writes well."


    Li Tiezhu just passed by drinking plain milk tea and asked, "what''s good?"


    Xu Shan said, "you have a good hairstyle!"


    Li Tiezhu: "your wig is also good. How does it feel to have hair?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "get out!"


    Li Tiezhu: "director, you are the first man to suppress the newcomer and deduct his money."


    Makino: "


    On the fourth day, the director returned the notebook to Li Tiezhu, which was circled with many places, but generally recognized Li Tiezhu''s idea. In addition, the director also explained and explained to Li Tiezhu one by one. Li Tiezhu''s understanding was slow, but fortunately, the characters were not too complex, and it was finally done.


    It was not until the fifth day that Li Tiezhu lost another two kilograms that the director began to shoot his first play - robbing drugs.


    Before shooting, Makino said to Ning Shitou, "you worked with Li Tiezhu. Why don''t you tell him about the play?"


    Ning Shitou shook his head into a rattle: "no, no, no... You''d better go. You''re the director."


    It smells a little scared.


    Makino was curious and asked Xu Shanzheng, "what''s going on?"


    Xu Shan Zheng said with a smile, "the main reason is that there is no translation and communication is inconvenient."


    Makino was even more strange. He hardened his head to find Li Tiezhu to communicate. It was very smooth! What translation do you want? Li Tiezhu''s understanding of Peng Hao is even deeper than the director in some places.


    After Makino returned to the monitor, Ning Shitou couldn''t help asking, "Hey, how''s it going? Can you communicate?"


    Makino: "he has strong understanding and good communication."


    Ning Shitou doesn''t look well, so... Is it really my problem? I can''t play? No, Muye must have never experienced it. You''ll know when Li Tiezhu plays it out.


    Makino holding a walkie talkie: "ready! Ike heart!"


    In the van, LV Huiyi, played by Wang Chuanjun, happily bowed his head and counted the money. Huang Mao walked slowly and calmly opened the door of the van. LV Huiyi looked at Huang Mao blankly. Huang * * looked at each other and stopped for more than a second. Huang Mao glanced at the medicine below, stared at LV Huiyi, and then began to take the medicine.


    LV Huili was even more confused and unresponsive. He grabbed Huang Mao''s hand: "Hey, what are you doing?"


    Without saying a word, Huang Mao forcibly grabbed the medicine. As soon as he tried hard, he even took the medicine and pulled LV Huili out of the car. Then he turned and left, and resolutely got one.


    "Card!"


    Makino shouted stop.


    Li Tiezhu and Wang Chuanjun looked at the director at the same time. In particular, Li Tiezhu was very nervous. He didn''t know whether his performance deviated. After all, he knew he was not smart.


    Makino patted his hands twice: "very good! Very good!"


    It''s really good. Ning Shitou didn''t say anything. Is this really played by Li Tiezhu? He showed Peng Hao''s numbness and rudeness at the bottom of society incisively and vividly.


    So... Is it really my problem?


    Ning Shitou is not well.


    Makino turned and asked Ning Shitou, "is this lens OK? I''m very satisfied."


    The producer needs to control the quality and be responsible for the management. Ning Shitou was stunned and nodded: "ah... Very good, very good..."


    Makino flattered: "or will you find the actor? He performed very well in" in full bloom ", so that I was worried that he was a comedian and couldn''t play this role."


    Ning Shitou is even worse. It''s all... Thanks to the translation


    Li Tiezhu came over and said to Makino, "is this over? Director, do you want another one? Just now I didn''t feel strong enough, and my expression was too fierce?"


    Makino thought, "then another one."


    Second, Li Tiezhu did better. Wang Chuanjun cooperated well. He made a sense of black humor. Their opponent''s play was very tense.


    Ning Shitou scratched his head with both hands. I really had a big problem?!


    Or is Li Tiezhu a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse?


    Then, Peng Hao came back to pick up the medicine. The original script said that after picking up the medicine, he gave LV Huiyi a provocative look.


    Li Tiezhu changed, made a greeting expression, raised his chin, but from his behavior and expression, it was not like greeting, or like provocation. After all, he robbed drugs to help others.


    This kind of contradiction is brave and interesting. It directly allows the audience to see that Peng Hao is a kind person who is not good at communication.


    Then comes the next scene, the slaughterhouse scene.


    When Li Tiezhu was wearing slaughtering clothes, he was particularly agile. Xu Shanzheng smiled: "you are so skilled, it seems that you have really worked in the slaughterhouse."


    Wearing gloves, Li Tiezhu said, "after working for ten days, old man Qin Tao opened a pig farm. He introduced me to a slaughterhouse and experienced it."


    Xu Shan couldn''t smile: "in order to shoot this scene? There''s no pig killing scene."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know. I''ll experience it. What if some details are revealed?"


    Wang Chuanjun gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up. He also paid a lot for the play and was even abused by previous fans. Therefore, he can understand how difficult Li Tiezhu''s persistence is.

 Chapter 257

    There must be something wrong!


    Ning Shitou doesn''t believe it''s his own problem. Now he feels that the world is not friendly to him. How can Li Tiezhu be serious and act without a moth? This is not right!


    For what?


    When making the Three Kingdoms, he can make Gao Xixi crazy, and when making the heart in full bloom, he can make me constipated. Why is it so normal to get to this film?


    no It''s not normal, it''s extraordinary!


    In short, Ning Shitou''s state of mind is a little collapsed today. Even Xu Shanzheng joked that it really seems to be your problem.


    The slaughterhouse play is a fierce chase play and a turning point for Huang Mao to officially join the partnership.


    After the departments were ready, Makino came to ask the three actors about their status.


    Wang Chuanjun said there was no problem.


    Xu Shanzheng said he would make three rules: "first, Li Tiezhu, you are not allowed to fight back! Second, Li Tiezhu, you are not allowed to run too fast! Third, if I hit you, Li Tiezhu, you are not allowed to retaliate."


    Makino said with a smile, "brother Shan Zheng, you''re going too far. You''re just acting. How can you retaliate?"


    Xu Shan ignored the argument and stared at Li Tiezhu.


    Mu Ye was stunned: "does Li Tiezhu really dare to retaliate against Xu Shan?"


    Xu Shan couldn''t bear it: "it''s not a question of daring. I... I''m crazy by him! I have to say it first."


    Li Tiezhu: "I try not to fight back."


    Xu Shan argued a little falsely: "try? No! You must promise! Fang Bo was kicked by him for half a month last time..."


    Makino: "


    Li Tiezhu had to say, "I will never fight back! I won''t retaliate against you in the crew."


    Xu Shanzheng: "don''t retaliate if you''re not on the crew."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! OK."


    Xu Shanzheng was still a little worried: "agreed? Don''t go back!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "well, I haven''t eaten since last night, otherwise I''m afraid I''ll hurt you and brother Jun. moreover, if I have strength, you two will never catch up with me. It''s inappropriate. Besides, Peng Hao is a long ill man, so I''d better be weak."


    Xu Shanzheng: "didn''t you eat?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I drank a bag of soybean milk in the morning."


    Ning Shitou nearby lamented in his heart. It''s thoughtful of you to play this movie. What about my movie last time? Play with me, right?


    Soon, director Makino shouted.


    The chase began with a half fan of pork with a few flies.


    "Run! Run!"


    Cheng Yong played by Xu Shanzheng chases Peng Hao with a stick. Li Tiezhu underestimates Xu Shanzheng''s urgent desire to beat him. He runs a little slower and is about to be caught up. His backhand is a pull.


    Then


    Xu Shanzheng was stunned, Wang Chuanjun was stunned, and the rest of the crew were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu also threw himself into running. He ran for more than ten meters. When he found that the atmosphere was wrong, he stopped and looked behind him.


    Xu Shanzheng stood outside the slaughterhouse, his bare head reflecting the brilliance of the sun.


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and grabbed a wig in his hand.


    Makino: "Pooh, haha..."


    With the director''s laughter, others couldn''t help laughing wildly. Wang Chuanjun sat on the ground with a smile. He didn''t catch up with others, and the wig was pulled away.


    Xu Shan couldn''t cry or laugh: "Li Tiezhu, you''re very accurate!"


    Li Tiezhu: "your wig... Is not reliable!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "what do you want? Stick 502 to my head?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s still reliable to plant hair."


    Xu Shanzheng smiled: "I... box box... I planted your uncle, and you scratched my hair! Box box box..."


    Ning Shitou finally breathed a sigh of relief. That''s right! It''s still the original formula and familiar taste. The play just now was an accident. This is Li Tiezhu''s normal performance.


    Sure enough, it''s not my problem!


    Ning Shitou hummed, "Muye, see? This is Li Tiezhu."


    Makino O: tiktok! Did you shoot the camera? I''ll put the trembling sound up, and the publicity effect is a little bit heavy.


    Ning Shitou: "


    Xu Shanzheng, with the help of a makeup artist, wears a wig and continues shooting.


    "I told you not to fight back! Don''t pull my hair!"


    "Brother Shan Zheng, I collected a wig. You have no hair."


    "Shut up! Don''t reach out."


    "I know, I know."


    In the second shooting, Li Tiezhu mastered the speed of running, just a little faster than them. When he went out, he slipped and got up to continue running.


    This shot is OK.


    In the next shot, Cheng Yong and LV Huiyi chase Peng Hao into the pigsty, and Peng Hao runs across the pigsty.


    Li Tiezhu still worked hard, but something went wrong.


    Li Tiezhu turned over and entered the pigsty, and then he was stunned.


    Unfortunately, Li Tiezhu rode directly on the back of a pig.


    Xu Shan argued subconsciously: "do you still bring your own mount?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know which tendon was wrong. He clamped his leg and shouted, "drive!"


    The most wonderful thing is that the pig ran up and quickly ran to the opposite side. Li Tiezhu jumped off the pig, turned over and jumped out of the pigsty fence at one go.


    Xu Shan was stunned, then smashed the stick out of his hand and flew past Li Tiezhu.


    "Card!"


    Makino shouted.


    Ning Shitou smiles badly. See now? This is Li Tiezhu''s single moth ability.


    Xu Shan Zheng smiled with his hips on his hips, and Wang Chuanjun smiled on the fence of the pigsty.


    Other staff at the scene also laughed. After all, the way Li Tiezhu rode a pig was too funny.


    Li Tiezhu came back with an embarrassed face and touched his nose: "director, I really didn''t mean to jump. Even if I did, I couldn''t jump so accurately. I just jumped on the pig. I''m not my Master Cheng Dalong..."


    Makino: "ah! This paragraph is good! I can''t even think about it. Is it too dramatic? Yes, yes."


    Li Tiezhu: "ha?"


    Ning Shitou said, "no, what''s the situation? This one works?"


    Makino: "what''s wrong?"


    Ning Shitou thought: "this..."


    In addition to Li Tiezhu riding a pig is too coincidental and funny, their performance is really no problem, but it obviously doesn''t follow the script! However, when you think about it carefully, it seems to be quite in line with the temperament of this paragraph... Black humor.


    Makino said, "this one was very good just now, but let''s have another normal one for standby."


    After two more performances, it smoothly pushed into the outdoor lens.


    Makino knew that Li Tiezhu was a newcomer, so when shooting his part, he didn''t jump the timeline and respected the sequence of shooting, which helped Li Tiezhu, a newcomer, start to advance his emotions and change his state from the normal sequence... Time.


    As a new director, Makino''s biggest feature is to shoot real things. Therefore, he likes the "real" event of riding a pig.


    After all, this effect is not intended to play out.


    In the outdoor scene, Peng Haoran out and met a man riding the 28 bars. He kicked the other party over and grabbed the car and rode away.


    For the first time, Li Tiezhu kicked the cyclist directly and the car took off.


    Card!


    The cyclist changed one and the first one went to apply medicine.


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed to apologize to the man. The man had a constipation expression on his face. I ran a dragon trap. Are you?


    Ning Shitou: "Oh! Director, don''t you tell him? It takes so much actors!"


    Makino: "this is true. A person who runs away in a hurry can never know the weight. It''s good. It''s just a little accident."


    The second time, Li Tiezhu had experience and knew that he was strong. He didn''t kick people directly. He kicked the car.


    well! Bang


    "Director, the quality of your prop car is not good!"


    Li Tiezhu was carrying a bicycle with one hand. The wheels had been kicked out of shape and could no longer ride.


    Ning Shitou: "hey... It''s still a familiar taste..."


    Makino: "well done, Tiezhu. It''s not your problem. Let''s take another car! There''s no problem with your eager look just now."


    Ning Shitou: "


    The third time, Li Tiezhu finally kicked right. However, Xu Shan fought behind him to start the van too fast. Li Tiezhu didn''t have time to ride on the bus. He ran forward with the 28 bars in one hand. The thief was fast. He ran more than ten meters before he made a difficult boarding move with the initial speed.


    Card!


    Makino stopped again.


    Ning Shitou: "he runs faster than cycling. What are you doing cycling for?"


    Makino: "this paragraph is very beautiful! It''s more interesting than the script. It''s great to run with a car! It fully shows the character''s sense of panic! This paragraph has passed."


    Ning Shitou: "ah?"


    Makino: "ah, what? Do you want to completely follow the script? Obviously, the actors perform better than the script. Of course, choose more real and interesting ones."


    Ning Shitou: "it''s... no problem."


    So, it''s still my problem?


    Next is the play of Li Tiezhu galloping by bike. Li Tiezhu pushed hard, and Xu Shan struggled to catch up in a van.


    Ning Shitou is a little dull. There can be no moth in this play. Li Tiezhu''s motor cells are still very good.


    Contrary to his wishes, Li Tiezhu still gave him a "surprise"!


    As soon as Li Tiezhu turned the corner and passed the poultry shop on the corner, a hen lay on Li Tiezhu''s head and rode with Li Tiezhu for more than ten meters.


    Li Tiezhu was startled. He stretched out his hand to catch the chicken and threw it back. The chicken hit the van and fell to the roadside. Finally, the chicken was too frightened and gave birth to an egg, which was hot.


    The scene of laying eggs was also photographed by an auxiliary machine position on the roadside.


    In addition to the three seats followed, there are also seven or eight roadside auxiliary seats, which are well prepared.


    Ning Shitou said, "it''s true to lay eggs?"


    Makino: "well, if you were the director, would you stay in such a wonderful scene?"


    Rather, the stone smacked his mouth and couldn''t speak.


    It''s obviously Li Tiezhu who made the moth, but the effect seems to be very good.


    Let''s say that the chicken is scared to lay eggs. Put it in the cinema, you can laugh a large group of people. After all, I don''t know how to shoot it if it''s written like this in the script. But Li Tiezhu threw a chicken at random, and the effect would be there.


    Who are you going to reason with?


    So... Is it still my problem?


    Ning Shitou''s expression is obscure. I have to say that Li Tiezhu deserves it! What kind of luck is this?


    Next, to a difficult shot.


    Cheng Yong and LV Huili''s car was blocked and the pursuit was about to fail. As a result, Huang Mao fell off the steps on his bike.


    Li Tiezhu tried twice and landed perfectly.


    A group of people are looking straight. On the two meter high step road, you ride a 28 bar and don''t fall? No speed reduction? Do you do acrobatics?


    Li Tiezhu was also very helpless. He fell down twice, all too deliberately.


    Makino wondered: "what should I do? Iron pillar sports cells are too developed to fall!"


    Ning Shitou: "find a stuntman to fall for him."


    Makino: "that''s not true."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s dishonest."


    Ning Shitou: "

 Chapter 258

    Ning Shitou feels his heart is blocked and can''t figure it out! It''s OK to run with a bicycle, but in a serious film, you ride a pig, throw a hen and lay an egg, which is a little too much?


    He quietly expressed his concerns with director Makino, fearing that it would look too dramatic and untrue.


    Makino has the opposite idea: "Do you think reality is logical? Many things that happen in reality will be scolded when you shoot them. Reality is magic, and movies are more real. Therefore, I think Li Tiezhu''s magic performance is very good. What''s wrong with the serious subject matter? No matter how serious the subject matter is, it''s also a movie. Besides, whether riding a pig or laying an egg, it''s all a problem of pigs and chickens, and they can''t help themselves What does it have to do with Li Tiezhu if he is not reserved and does not love himself? "


    Ning Shitou covers his chest. That''s right, but I can''t reason with pigs and chickens. They haven''t read books and don''t communicate well.


    Moreover, this is not the problem now. It is the problem that Li Tiezhu can''t fall down on his bike!


    You really don''t need a double?


    Ning Shitou couldn''t help saying, "what''s so embarrassing about using a double? Cheng Dalong also uses a double!"


    Li Tiezhu immediately defended his master: "of course, my master uses doubles! But he only uses doubles for ordinary scenes. Which action is beautiful and who uses it. Sometimes the doubles are better than him. However, in the most dangerous stunt scenes, he never uses doubles."


    Ning Shitou: "


    Still my problem? Yeah! I''m NIMA!


    Makino also scratched his head: "so, what should I do?"


    Xu Shanzheng also said: "the double can''t see..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t panic when things happen! Be calm. You see, you three are directors. Why are you so depressed? Well, I''ll call my master and ask¡°


    Xu Shan''s argument stopped.


    Makino said: "is it too high-end to call Cheng Dalong for such a low-difficulty action?"


    Ning Shitou said, "if I become a dragon, I will scold Li Tiezhu for his simplicity!"


    Over there, Li Tiezhu got through the phone, nodded vigorously and blew rainbow fart: "master, you''re great! And this kind of operation? You''ve seen it for a long time. It''s powerful! I want to learn from you. What doubles do you want? What special effects do you want? Just one word, turn on and jump!"


    After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu smiled and looked at the three "Directors" and said, "what''s the matter with you? You look like you haven''t seen the world. Master said, this kind of lens is best shot. What he is best at is falling, all kinds of falling."


    Xu Shan took off his wigs and became a fan: "don''t force me, tell me how to shoot."


    Li Tiezhu: "turn around ten times, then get on the bus and go..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "that''s it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "did you fall?"


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t that the shot of falling?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Makino exclaimed: "Cheng Dalong is different! No wonder he fell so well in his movies."


    Therefore, the shooting of Li Tiezhu''s car crash started again.


    Holding his nose, Li Tiezhu made a continuous circle for ten times. He immediately got on the bus and rode out. At the steps, Li Tiezhu shook his tail and the car drifted and stopped.


    The director looks at the photography, the photography looks at Li Tiezhu, and Li Tiezhu looks at the director.


    This is immoral!


    What the hell? Is it so stable?


    Over there, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Chuanjun laughed and clapped the van.


    Li Tiezhu: "maybe my motor cells are too developed. I''ll turn ten more times next."


    Once again, Li Tiezhu turned 20 times and found that he was still sober. He turned 10 times again. He was a little dizzy. He got on the bus and pedaled out quickly.


    Boom!


    Pa


    Li Tiezhu was in all directions. The two or eight big shoulders were stuck on Li Tiezhu, and the wheels were still turning.


    I''m a little confused. My head landed first.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and tried to wake himself up.


    In order to maintain the continuity of the lens, the director said, "Cheng Yong and LV Huili are catching up, run!"


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly pedaled his bike and ran away. When he ran, he was obviously flustered, dizzy, unable to find the direction, and almost hit the wall.


    At this time, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Chuanjun, who had been resting on one side, looked at each other and caught up. This was beyond the plan.


    Originally, the two scenes were shot separately, but the two took the initiative to catch up.


    Xu Shan took the lead, kicked Li Tiezhu when he caught up, and then rode up and beat him wildly: "run! Run!"


    Card!


    After calling the card.


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "didn''t you just shoot the scene of falling car? How did you hit me?"


    Xu Shan contended for his super serious face: "seeing that you are in excellent condition, I can''t help rushing out! You did a great job!"


    Li Tiezhu: did you beat it? Hey


    Xu Shanzheng felt hiding behind Wang Chuanjun: "civilization! Be civilized! It''s agreed not to retaliate."


    Li Tiezhu rubbed his head and his palm was red.


    "Medical kit! Medical kit!"


    Soon, the medical team of the crew came up to stop bleeding and apply medicine to Li Tiezhu''s head


    It turned out that when Li Tiezhu fell to the ground, he rubbed against the edge of the step and broke it.


    "Does it hurt?"


    "It doesn''t hurt. It''s OK. It''s a small injury."


    "Er... Iron pillar, I asked if it hurt when I hit you just now?"


    "Brother Shan Zheng. There''s a saying that the way of heaven is good and reincarnation..."


    "No! We are all good friends!"


    Xu Shanzheng is trying hard to fool Li Tiezhu so as not to be retaliated.


    After all, just now he hit really cool. He directly put the dizzy Li Tiezhu in the garbage box and smashed all kinds of sundries on Li Tiezhu. Don''t be too skinny.


    Wang Chuanjun came late and came to press Li Tiezhu''s leg.


    Makino worried and said, "iron pillar, are you okay? You fell too hard!"


    Li Tiezhu looked back and said, "ah? Shouldn''t this be? How was the shooting? Is it OK?"


    "Very good! Especially when you get up and get beaten, it''s good."


    "That''s good, that''s good... Xu Shan beat me, right?"


    "Well..."


    Makino immediately hesitated.


    Xu Shanzheng said, "it wasn''t me. It was Wang Chuanjun. I ran slowly and missed."


    Li Tiezhu: "I want to watch the replay."


    Xu Shanzheng: "it''s not a variety show. What playback do you watch? It''s the director''s job. Let''s shoot one quickly."


    Li Tiezhu: "something''s wrong with you."


    The following scene is a dark and dirty room. Cheng Yong and LV Huili found that Peng Hao robbed drugs to distribute them to patients who were equally ill with him. After venting, they grabbed Huang Mao who didn''t pay for the money to join the gang.


    Li Tiezhu had only one line: "you are for money."


    After saying this line three times, Li Tiezhu was not satisfied, and Makino was a little tangled, which added a little more strength.


    Yes, not nearly, but more.


    Li Tiezhu exerted too much force.


    Makino let the camera aim at Li Tiezhu and specially took this line.


    Li Tiezhu began to be silent and tried to recall Peng Hao''s short life, the mother who didn''t want his life for him, the stepfather who seemed to dislike him but actually wanted him to become a talent, the two unrelated but lovely younger brothers, and the daughter of the village head who was forcibly kissed by him in the corn field, and, of course, the crisp slap in the face.


    That night, Peng Hao broke with his mother with the most vicious words and sang at the entrance of the village: "goodbye, dear dream girl..."


    He walked all night crying. When the first ray of sunshine rose in the morning, Peng Hao was eating a raw frog.


    If it wasn''t for this disease, Peng Hao could work with his mother, stepfather and brothers to make money, support his family, get married, have children, and even the village head''s daughter


    Li Tiezhu''s face was dazed. Under the dim light, his eyes were deep and said, "you''re for money."


    This sentence directly pierced Cheng Yong''s mask like a knife.


    Card!


    Makino stopped.


    He was very satisfied. When Peng Hao said you were for money, it was not resentment or disdain, but very plain, just like saying that chickens always want insects.


    This kind of silence and indifference can be said to be the finishing touch. It is a perfect portrayal of the protagonist of the film before sublimation, to the point!


    After clapping his hands, Makino looked at the producer Ning stone.


    Ning stone has a face: "you has the final say, I am not harmonious with this product..."


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu''s performance was recognized by the director. He played the film very smoothly. The only thing that annoyed him was that he was beaten by Xu Shan and didn''t have a chance to return it.


    In the picture, with the addition of Huang Mao, the last member, Cheng Yong drug trafficking group officially completed the group, with the wind and water, making money like running water.


    Cheng Yong drifted, LV was proud, the striptease group leader was angry, and even the priest expanded.


    But Peng Hao, the yellow hair of Li Tiezhu''s experiment, still looked indifferent. He opened the rolling shutter door for them and looked expressionless. He saw the four people dressed brightly passing in front of him, and his face was like stagnant water.


    In other scenes, Huang Mao is a supporting role, standing aside, either doing or working.


    Until


    After Cheng Yong developed, Huang Mao and Cheng Yong met at the door. They flashed left and hid right. They were pulled apart by Cheng Yong and scolded. In the next scene, someone sends Cheng Yong a banner.


    "Benevolence and skillful hands are common to all living beings, leaving only the eternal name in the world. Oh, this is good!"


    Cheng Yong reads with the banner.


    Huang Mao just came out of the room. The original script was that Huang Mao stood in the door and waited.


    However, Li Tiezhu couldn''t stand Xu Shan''s tone of being cheap, because he was too deep to replace Peng Hao. For a moment, he couldn''t help raising his feet and wiping his feet with a brocade flag.


    Xu Shanzheng: "hey... Are you crazy?


    Card!


    Makino stopped.


    Xu Shan argued, "iron pillar, what are you doing? This is a golden flag! Can you wipe your feet?"


    Makino said, "yes! You can polish your shoes! Very good, very good! Full of the essence of irony!"


    Ning Shitou: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Shan Zheng, if I were Peng Hao, I would not only wipe my shoes, but also spit on your face. That''s how I set my role!"


    Xu Shan tried to cover his face: "don''t vomit! The camera is OK."


    Li Tiezhu said, "acting requires surprises."


    Xu Shanzheng turned around and ran away, waving his teeth and claws: "stop! No! Stop! Don''t vomit. What''s wrong with you? The director said it was ok?"


    Li Tiezhu took out a bag of junk food from his purse and said faintly, "my surprise is to invite you to eat spicy strips. Why are you like this?"

 Chapter 259

    The spicy strips were bought by the cat. Since Li Tiezhu lost weight, the two family members have paid most attention to Li Tiezhu. Reserve girlfriend songzhuer sent a lot of candy and cat sent a lot of fancy snacks.


    Also slightly moved.


    Li Tiezhu usually doesn''t eat snacks, so he takes them out and shares them with the crew.


    Of course, Xu Shan, who was scared silly, didn''t think so.


    Xu Shanzheng thought that Li Tiezhu was going to take out a bottle of Kaiselu and chase him out... Of course, it was a little too narcissistic.


    Jokes are jokes. This section was very good. Makino was very satisfied.


    Ning Shitou, who is scratching his head, doesn''t think so. There must be something wrong... I''m a very good director, so it''s not me!


    Only... Makino is lucky!


    Hum!


    The next few days, the progress was not fast, mainly because Li Tiezhu always made a single moth.


    Although Li Tiezhu didn''t do it on purpose, some people''s personal design is innate. For example, if Li Tiezhu sits aside to watch your performance without saying a word, he will sit on a bad stool and forcibly interrupt the exercise process. Who are you... Going to reason with?


    Ning Shitou''s judgment is: "this man is evil!"


    Makino is very patient: "Oh yo yo! This is a tiktok!" Li Tiezhu is very fierce.


    Ning Shitou: "what do you want? Can you make a good film first?"


    Makino: "the stool is not strong. Can you blame the iron pillar? Besides, tiktok is shaking like a flame, you old man can''t understand!"


    Ning Shitou: "


    I can''t help you! If you can''t finish the set shooting task, you''ll deduct the money!


    On the contrary, director Muye likes Li Tiezhu very much. The reason is very simple, because... After Li Tiezhu came to the crew, the whole crew was very happy. This atmosphere is very good.


    Wednesday, May 31.


    Li Tiezhu took leave with the director and the producer who looked unhappy. He went to Jinling City to participate in the music festival held by Penguin culture and receive his award - the best musician of the year.


    This award is actually very rough, which is determined by album sales.


    In fact, the sales volume of Li Tiezhu''s "seventeen years old" has exceeded the total sales volume of the second and third in the year for only more than half a year. However, for a newcomer, it''s not too much to say it''s a direct God worship. After all, many people can''t sell so many albums in their whole life.


    Li Tiezhu deserves this award.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu actually didn''t have much preparation and just walked through the motions. So, with his long dishevelled hair, thin body and strange sportswear, he went on stage to receive the award, and then stepped down.


    This scene was naturally photographed by reporters.


    Li Tiezhu was busy going back to acting, so he left without an interview with reporters.


    The entertainment industry is a huge vortex.


    Some people sink, some struggle at the mouth of the vortex, while others are detached... Hang up and fly over the vortex in a helicopter, such as Li Tiezhu.


    Writing songs?


    sing?


    I''m just a porter. I''m flattered!


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu didn''t feel much excited when he got the award. It just came naturally. But others don''t think so. If you stand on the cusp of the storm, you will be baptized by the storm.


    Li Tiezhu became the first in the hot search.


    Rumors began to spread all over the Internet. They speculated about the reason why Li Tiezhu was extremely thin. Some said he was overindulged, some said he was green by pines and bamboos, some said he was terminally ill, and some said he read.


    About these, Li Tiezhu did not respond at all, because the director said that the shooting details of the film should be completely confidential, so Li Tiezhu was hard to say.


    May 30.


    When Li Tiezhu was having lunch, a bag of red spicy crayfish was handed to Li Tiezhu. Now he only eats a third of the boxed lunch for every meal. How can he stand the temptation?


    Li Tiezhu drooled at that time: "director, someone seduced me!"


    I control my weight! Who is this?


    Pop!


    Slap Li Tiezhu on the back of the head.


    Li Tiezhu instantly understood who was coming. At least the cat and the rabbit didn''t dare to hit him directly. As for others, hehe, don''t you think life is long?


    "Spicy claw! Are you back?"


    Li Tiezhu said.


    With red eyes, song Zhuer put down his pocket and said to Li Tiezhu, "what have you become? Eat more quickly..."


    Li Tiezhu: "this is the need to make a film. You don''t understand."


    "I haven''t made a movie? No matter how hard it is, I can''t... I can''t torture my man!"


    "Shh!"


    "Shh what Shh? Hey? Director, come here, you''re Ning stone..."


    "I''m not a director. Don''t look for me."


    "Ah? You''re not a director like this? Who can be more obscene?"


    "I..."


    "Who are you?"


    "My shepherd, please give me some advice."


    "There''s nothing to teach! Tell your uncle! You see, the pillars in my house are so thin... You have to take full responsibility..."


    Makino said she was a little embarrassed. Who let her in? What about the crew''s rules?


    Not far away, the deputy director shook his head with a look of despair. The iron headed baby rushed in hard, and no one could stop it.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu persuaded the spilling pine and bamboo.


    I told her the plot, characters and central idea of the play. Songzhu''er was more secure and had no obvious impulse to beat Makino.


    Makino sighed to songzhuer: "no wonder you are so impulsive! I was stupid when I saw him at first sight. I had seen him on TV before. He was very strong, so my first reaction was that he was not suitable for this role. I didn''t expect..."


    Songzhuer wants to say, but he doesn''t dare to say. I know that Li Tiezhu is much stronger than this, and the diameter... Now, it''s estimated that the gap is not big, but the overall appearance looks almost bad.


    Li Tiezhu distributed the crayfish to everyone. He only ate one and continued filming. Songzhuer started the crazy embarrassing blowing mode.


    "Ike Xin!"


    "Wow! Hey? Xu Shan contends for the teacher. You''re blocking the iron pillar lens!"


    "Silence is better than sound! Iron pillar plays well."


    "Iron pillar, how did you practice this acting? It makes my scalp numb."


    "My mother said that the quality of Okamoto demon has always been very good..."


    "Do you like pumpkin?"


    In these scenes, Li Tiezhu didn''t have a line. He couldn''t listen to song Zhuer''s embarrassment when he was in the background. He had to negotiate in the past and say, "if you talk again, you''ll go back to Beijing."


    "Oh!"


    After that, songzhuer sat on a pony and didn''t say a word for a few hours.


    It''s so cute!


    The surrounding staff and actors were stunned. Is Li Tiezhu so powerful?


    The next shot is about Cheng Yong''s money. Peng Hao watched the whole process. When he learned that the money he owed was offset, he immediately took his clothes and left.


    Be decisive.


    It''s even almost impulsive, but it''s a plus for his characters.


    "Where are you going? I don''t want to do it anymore? Here..."


    Cheng Yong photographed a pile of money.


    So what?


    Huang Mao Peng Hao doesn''t care about the money at all. He doesn''t even want to survive. Therefore, the moment Peng Hao looked back, his eyes were contemptuous.


    In Li Tiezhu''s notes, what Peng Hao really cares about is, when can the world be fair? Can my mother... Not watch her child die?


    Therefore, when Cheng Yong took out a pile of money and stopped Peng Hao, Peng Hao was rebellious.


    He didn''t smile like everyone else, let alone grovel.


    He just stared at Cheng Yong coldly.


    Cheng Yongren is good, and he is good to his men. But what? He''s still for money!


    This is Peng Hao''s inherent cognition and deep-rooted.


    So, what should Peng Hao think when he faces so much money?


    He wants it!


    My mother fell off her leg last year. The two children need to go to middle school and buy textbooks and materials. The man called stepfather is inquiring about his whereabouts everywhere.


    This money is very useful.


    These are the people set by Li Tiezhu for Peng Hao, but at this moment, these pictures floated in his mind, especially true. However, Li Tiezhu made a choice and gave up. At least the money should not be taken home.


    Peng Hao stubbornly believes that the money should sell drugs to those patients.


    Therefore, the proud Peng Hao took the money and said, "thank you... Thank you, brother Yong."


    When Cheng Yong raised his hand and said, "you''re welcome.".


    At that moment, Peng Hao wanted to ride on Cheng Yong and give him a fat meal, but he didn''t.


    He knows this is the reality, so he needs to compromise.


    If Peng Hao doesn''t obey, the patients he knows will die and die alive in front of him.


    From the beginning to the end, the role played by Li Tiezhu is only mechanically repeating other people''s words, but its impact is very strong. Obviously, Peng Hao is the most isolated and detached in this five person group.


    After reading it, Ning Shitou smacked his tongue: "Li Tiezhu... Unscientific!"


    Makino said, "it''s a good performance! Look at his eyes when he looks at Xu Shanzheng. It looks like you''re just for money. How arrogant... I like it."


    Ning Shitou said, "it doesn''t matter! Anyway... I''m so used to it."


    Makino specially patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and praised him: "good, good! I didn''t expect you to act so well."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, director."


    Ning Shitou said, "it really impressed me. The playing road is wide."


    Li Tiezhu was blankly: "ah? What do you mean?"


    He said he thought your acting skills were bad before. Although you are getting better and better now, he won''t invite you in the future


    Li Tiezhu: "then why did you let me play last time?"


    Ning Shitou: "no, I am... That''s a chance for newcomers."


    Matsushita: "he said his movie was just to rub your heat at that time."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Ning Shitou: "


    In the evening, when Li Tiezhu''s play was finished, the director gave Li Tiezhu a holiday, and Li Tiezhu left first with song Zhuer.


    Looking at their backs, Ning Shitou said, "you know it''s terrible? Do you know how to find an excuse to let songzhuer go?"


    Makino looked strange: "what''s terrible? Pine bamboo is so cute. How can you think she''s terrible? How good she was when you saw Li Tiezhu filming! I''m asking them to play. It''s not easy for people to come all the way to see Li Tiezhu."


    Ning Shitou: "do you think so?"


    Makino: "otherwise? How well they match! Do you have any problem? You don''t like such a lovely girl as songzhuer?"


    Ning Shitou: "... Yes, it''s my problem..."


    (this chapter was written yesterday. I feel a little unsatisfactory. It was changed for a long time in the morning, so it has been updated. Forgive me!)

 Chapter 260

    People who don''t like songzhuer definitely have a problem. At least Li Tiezhu thinks so. After recording the program, she ran back to find Li Tiezhu and stayed in the crew all day in order to spend children''s day with Li Tiezhu.


    Merry go round, pirate ship, Ferris wheel


    The two played in the playground all night, because it was night, and the two with masks were not recognized.


    When the ferris wheel turned to the highest place, pine and bamboo rushed up, and Li Tiezhu certainly took the move.


    At eleven o''clock, two people came out of the playground.


    "Where are you going?"


    "You''re not going back to the apartment?"


    "Making movies, I live in the crew. It''s not easy to act without authorization."


    "I can''t even come?"


    "Yes, the director gave me a holiday today. Then go home?"


    "Well... What do you want to do?"


    "It''s not what I want to do, but what you want?"


    "She''s a girl."


    "Well, I''ll take you to the hotel and I''ll go back to the crew."


    "Hum!"


    Songzhu''er grabbed Li Tiezhu''s arm. Li Tiezhu looked at her and found that there were stars in her eyes. She turned to look at the sky. The stars were bright tonight.


    Li Tiezhu rubbed the ball head of pine bamboo: "it''s really interesting."


    Songzhuer gave Li Tiezhu a hammer: "don''t say."


    Li Tiezhu: "good!"


    Songzhuer another hammer: "it''s all your fault, I hate it!"


    "Er..."


    "Are there any frogs in your paddy field?"


    "I haven''t grown up yet."


    "Leng Ba said she installed a swing in your apartment."


    "Yes. I''ll call a car back."


    "Go to the hotel."


    "Why?"


    "I''ll get an apartment when I go back to Kyoto! Hum! Don''t go to her."


    "Such a thing."


    Songzhuer''s thinking is always so jumping. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu can keep up with her rhythm.


    Then, under the arrangement of Li Tiezhu, the two stayed in a five-star hotel, two rooms, a little far apart, and then met quietly.


    One Yang finger, six pulse divine sword, nine Yin white bone claw, elastic finger magic power


    Anyway, the advanced martial arts honed by Li Tiezhu on lengba have been displayed all over. Although he did not break through the safety net, he still let pine and bamboo experience the scenery on the cloud.


    "Iron pillar! You''re amazing... Like electricity."


    "Still coming?"


    "No, take a rest... Well... Will she shush when she is like that?"


    "No."


    "Huh?"


    "Everyone is different. She cries."


    "Wow, is it so magical? Then, which one do you prefer?"


    "What do you compare with this kind of thing?"


    "Just compare."


    "No way."


    "What if you choose one?"


    "Children make choices."


    "Wow! Li Tiezhu, your conscience is broken! Why don''t we..."


    "No! After my official announcement."


    "OK. Thank you."


    "You''re welcome, eh? Eh? Don''t do it, what are you doing..."


    "Wow, wow! I thought after you lost weight, hey, hey... How do you feel?"


    (hide chapter b)


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu woke up a little late and turned to look at the beautiful woman beside him. He couldn''t help being a little trance. It was too unreal. Her big flashing eyes stared at Li Tiezhu. Her long eyelashes were particularly beautiful, and the tear mole under her right eye was extremely sexy.


    "Where''s bamboo?"


    "Gone, early morning plane."


    "Yes."


    "Are you angry?"


    "No, I just can''t figure it out. Since you''ve been resting for several days, why bother..."


    "She asked for it. She had to provoke me. I wanted to come."


    "You..."


    "Just say it''s fun."


    "How can this be said to play?"


    "It''s supposed to be fun! Hum! My sister likes it very much. Moreover, my sister knows you''re very happy."


    "Er..."


    "Donghai is my home!"


    "Yes, yes, yes!"


    "Besides, don''t you see? She looked like she didn''t see the world last night. Hum! She can''t give you what she can give all her life. Next time I''ll be in front of her..."


    "Shut up!"


    Li Tiezhu pressed her down and forcibly blocked lengba''s mouth. He was bored to death early in the morning.


    Lengba lay obediently and shook her head.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the message from songzhuer in his mobile phone: "on July 9, I don''t want to wait more all day. I''m so angry!"


    Ah... This is immoral, immoral! no Avenue! virtue!


    Lengba: "Wuwu..."


    At this time, songzhu''er sitting on the plane is still confused. Her mind is full of pictures that break through her imagination and what sister lengba said... The smell of heather... Really don''t blame Li Tiezhu for his degeneration. Who can bear it? I can''t stand a girl!


    ¡­¡­


    After going crazy, Li Tiezhu went back to the crew to shoot.


    Today''s film is the play of fighting the landlord. Li Tiezhu performed very well. His small eyes are particularly cute. He has a simple appearance, showing a trace of weird coldness and a full sense of comedy.


    "One on two! Hahaha... There''s only one left."


    "Blow up!"


    Peng Hao ruthlessly threw out a pair of kings.


    Cheng Yong was stunned: "one! I have only one left."


    Peng Hao silently put out a shunzi.


    LV Huili laughed and finished directly.


    Cheng Yong: "what are you frying?"


    Peng Hao: "you ran away without bombing!"


    I feel confident and even feel that the other party is ill.


    Then Cheng Yong threw a card on Peng Hao''s head and began to fight. LV Huili encouraged him to cut off his yellow hair


    Card!


    Makino: "good! This play is over."


    Ning Shitou looked left and right. Sure enough, he didn''t see pine and bamboo mixed in. He said, "it''s OK! Take the feeling of being lonely but integrated into the group in place."


    Makino said: "it''s really hard to believe that this is his second play."


    Ning Shitou said, "stop it. It''s all my problem."


    Makino: "??"


    "There are more and more rumors on the Internet," Ning said


    Makino nodded and knew that he was talking about the rumor that Li Tiezhu was extremely thin. Because Li Tiezhu didn''t come forward to clarify, those who discredited had no lower limit, and even posted P''s figure on the Internet.


    Ning Shitou: "Penguin Zhang Xiaomeng has put pressure on me. They don''t want their top card to be so slandered."


    Makino said: "let Li Tiezhu refute the rumor and give the film a wave of advertising by the way."


    So Ning Shitou beckoned Li Tiezhu.


    Tiktok took the mobile phone and shook his voice when Li Tiezhu was told.


    The two bigwigs told him before that this wave of people are obviously blacking Li Tiezhu. If they refute the rumor at the beginning, they will appear guilty, and the effect is not very good. When the other party is almost black, they will stand up and fight in the face, the effect will be much better, and they can also advertise the film.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu''s tiktok was renewed again after a month.


    The video was given by the director group. The last time Li Tiezhu jumped into the pigsty and rode a pig, he was very happy. There was Xu Shan''s expression of staring at the dog.


    Title of Li Tiezhu:


    "Weight loss is to ride pigs and take good care of small animals. Everyone has a responsibility @ the God of medicine."


    There is no doubt that this video soon became popular.


    The message is also interesting:


    "I knew it! Serious brother loses weight for filming!"


    "The pig rides so smoothly."


    "I don''t believe Li Tiezhu said he rode a pig before..."


    "Xu Shan is so stupid!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "The film must be very interesting. Go and see it then!"


    "I heard it was a tragedy."


    "That''s impossible. Xu Shan''s contention and Li Tiezhu''s absolute comedy."


    "This posture looks like an old rider."


    "What about those black Li Tiezhu sucked? Come out and take two steps."


    "There are so many right and wrong people!"


    "Let go of that pig and let me come!"


    "Let go of that pig and ride me!"


    "Is that a sister upstairs?"


    "Iron pillar is really much thinner."


    "Is Huang Mao serious? Tie Zhu, your old man is going to break your jio pole."


    On this day, "Li Tiezhu riding a pig" once again dominated the hot search.


    Songzhu''er also stole and downloaded the video, sent it to lengba and said, "Li Tiezhu rides a pig! Poof!"


    Lengba was so angry that she said, "look, there''s a pig next to him. It''s pathetic. Look at its envious eyes."


    Songzhu''er immediately stopped. Erha is not the opponent of maozi.


    Two dirty women are far less honest than iron pillars.


    The simple Li Tiezhu was not excited to be on the hot search again, and threw himself at the crew.


    The director group also fully considers that Li Tiezhu is the person who is about to take the college entrance examination. Therefore, he has been filming Li Tiezhu''s plays during this period of time. I hope he will finish shooting early and go back to prepare for the college entrance examination.


    Li Tiezhu''s performance is still stable, especially the kick of flying kick Wang Hui, which is quite wonderful.


    When Cheng Yong asked everyone to eat hot pot in the store and said to stop selling medicine, Li Tiezhu''s performance frightened Makino.


    After drinking the wine, Li Tiezhu patted the cup on the table. His hands were full of blood.


    This shot was supposed to be taken by borrowing a seat, but Li Tiezhu refused, took a real cup and directly shot it hard. He shot it three times. The cup was really broken and his hand was really hurt.


    The blood flow was not too much, but it was obviously better than the effect of preparing to turn into full hand dripping blood at the beginning.


    After filming the play, Makino personally bowed to Li Tiezhu and scared Li Tiezhu.


    Xu Shanzheng said, "you''re too hard, aren''t you?"


    With a bandage wrapped around his hand, Li Tiezhu pointed to Wang Chuanjun and said, "compared with brother Jun, I''m far away. I love everything I do."


    Xu Shan nodded. He knew that the play had become a success. With such a good actor, it was impossible to shoot badly.


    In order to play the dying scene, Wang Chuanjun was stunned. He didn''t sleep for two days and didn''t eat for three days. The real morbid and pale came out of his eyes, which can''t be achieved by any makeup effect.


    This is the last scene that Li Tiezhu shot for the first time, so it''s OK to hurt his hand. He''ll shoot the rest of the play in half a month, and he''ll be fine by then.


    After leaving the crew, Li Tiezhu rushed to record the ninth and tenth issues of mushroom house.


    He was the first to arrive at the mushroom house, and then went to the rice field. The seedlings had grown very high. Li Tiezhu caught a small frog in the rice field and opened a video for songzhuer.


    "Wow! What happened to your hand, pillar?"


    "That''s not the point. What do you think I have in my hand?"


    "Bandage!"


    "It''s a frog."


    "I know it''s a frog. How did you hurt your hand?"


    "Filming hurt, just a few days."


    "Oh! It''s so excellent. You should take good care of it."


    "Good frog?"


    "I said your hands are excellent. Hey, hey... Bah!"


    "Can you talk well in broad daylight? I told you that the frog is still young. If you come last, you can get some to eat. It''s a little early now."


    "Oh, I''ll fight for the last one. Do you have a place?"


    "Yes."


    "That''s OK! Throw the frog away. It hurts."


    "Why? I didn''t exert myself. It can''t die."


    "I said your hand hurts."


    "Er..."

 Chapter 261

    After hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu said to the frog, "come on, try to grow fat, otherwise it''s not delicious. Go back and say hello to your family and friends, give me Li Tiezhu a face, and eat more?"


    Frog: "quack ~"


    Li Tiezhu threw the frog back into the rice field and went back to the mushroom house with his hands on his back. He came too early and was bored. He went to see the ducks that had just hatched. Li Tiezhu went upstairs, hugged the radish and recited the text. There was only one month left from the college entrance examination.


    After lengba brought Xiao Jiu, Li Tiezhu brought it every time he came to record mushroom house.


    Gradually, he became familiar with this place. Except that dogs didn''t dare to go downstairs, he had fully adapted. He even wanted to collect dog leftovers and Tigress''s nest several times.


    Ling Ling


    When Li Tiezhu heard the phone, he ran down with radish in his arms and looked outside. The old two haven''t come yet. Why did they call? The guests in this issue are a little too positive, aren''t they?


    "Hello?"


    "Hello! Is this the mushroom house?"


    "Yes."


    "I want to order."


    "It hasn''t opened yet."


    Toot~


    Li Tiezhu resolutely hung up the phone. Who stipulates that the mushroom house can''t refuse? Hum!


    Ling Ling


    The phone rang again.


    "Hello? What''s your attitude? I''m a guest! I want Buddha to jump over the wall."


    "I think you jump off the wall. If you really want to, I''ll write it down. Are you afraid?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "I really did!"


    "Write, can you do it?"


    "I won''t. Miss Huang can do it."


    "Then I won''t order, ha."


    "When are you coming? Miss Huang, buy some mosquito repellent incense by the way."


    "Ha ha... The child really heard it."


    I hung up over there.


    Li Tiezhu''s heart is tired. These two old people are endless, and their own people are also in trouble? Just your voice, can''t you hear it? If you have the ability, you can order a Buddha to jump over the wall and do it yourself!


    After a while, he Ling and Huang Sanshi arrived.


    Huang Sanshi laughed and said, "next time I get a sound transformer, I will deceive you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do it yourself after you order."


    Huang Sanshi: "ah! Yes! You hurt your hand. What do I think? I almost lifted a stone and hit myself in the foot."


    He Ling: "how''s your hand?"


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand: "it''s all right. It''s just a little broken. You can work."


    He Ling: "why use real glasses? Don''t the crew have that kind of sugar glass?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s useless! The thing broke with a little force and couldn''t shoot. That play is very important. My acting skills are not in place, so I can only be as real as possible. The real glass didn''t hurt anything, so I made two cuts. The doctor of the crew tied the bandage very frighteningly. In fact, I only need two band aids."


    Huang Sanshi: "I wish I could work."


    After chatting for a while, Huang Sanshi went out to repair the stove.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is so hard! Rural children are resistant to manufacturing."


    "The little fresh meat was bitten by mosquitoes. Call an ambulance!"


    "Just correct brother Jing''s attitude and see the film."


    "He can be red for a reason."


    "That big guy doesn''t like this kind of newcomer? Therefore, Li Tiezhu is popular."


    "Li Tiezhu is too thin now."


    "Only I think he looks like BOGO now?"


    "Sign, Benny road!"


    Ling Ling


    Li Tiezhu answered the phone: "hello? Hello, this is the mushroom house."


    The phone said, "ah! I''m a seaside type. I like to eat the emperor crab."


    Li Tiezhu: "emperor crab?"


    He Ling shouted outside, "Mr. Huang, there''s an ignorant man coming to eat emperor crab."


    Huang Sanshi: "what is it?"


    The phone said, "there''s another spicy... Abalone! Abalone fishing for rice!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I think you look like abalone!"


    The phone said: "why attack the guests? I want to complain to you, complain..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you come, you come. I''ll pack you up and send you back to Qingdao."


    Toot~


    The phone hung up.


    He Ling laughed when he heard the puff, went to the yard and said to Huang Sanshi, "Tiezhu is a good cow. The guest said he would like some abalone. Tiezhu said you look like abalone. He also said you came and came to pack you up and send you back to Qingdao..."


    Huang Sanshi raised his head and said with a smile, "iron pillar, can you hear it?"


    Li Tiezhu went out of the door: "I heard it from the beginning. I didn''t reveal it. I also gave him emperor crab and abalone... When he came, I made him abalone."


    Huang Sanshi: "ha ha... Fang Bo?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded. The mushroom house was jingling poor. What about abalone?


    He Ling was surprised and said, "it''s really BOGO? What about Emperor crab?"


    Huang Sanshi: "no!"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t do it for him, you''ll rush to the field to work. The donkeys of the production team don''t dare to order emperor crab. What is emperor crab?"


    He Ling laughs again. Li Tiezhu hasn''t eaten emperor crab.


    Barrage:


    "Say BOGO, BOGO is here! This issue is interesting."


    "What is the stem of sending BOGO back to Qingdao?"


    "Last time, BOGO sent the little yellow croaker home and sent some to Li Tiezhu."


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t know the emperor crab!"


    "I don''t know."


    "It''s normal that poor children haven''t eaten."


    In the car, Fang Bo, Yu Wei and squirrel Wang Su sat in the back row and laughed.


    Fang Bo put down his cell phone and said, "iron pillar, can''t I disguise well?"


    The squirrel said, "your voice is so characteristic."


    Yu Weihe said, "is Li Tiezhu so arrogant now? Yes, he even dared to stab Nie Yao..."


    Fang Bo shook his head: "more than that, Li Tiezhu is my nemesis!"


    Yu Weihe said, "I fight! I don''t know him well."


    Then he dialed the phone.


    "Hello?


    "Is it uncle?"


    "What uncle?"


    "Uncle? I''m looking for uncle. I want to order."


    Huang Sanshi answered the phone over there: "I''m uncle. What are you doing? Nephew!"


    Yu Weihe: "I eat and order a race crab."


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s honest. It looks like the children in the village."


    Yu Weihe: "uncle, please tell my second uncle."


    He Ling: "second uncle knows!"


    Yu Weihe: "and my big cousin."


    Li Tiezhu: "Uncle Huang, is your child''s brain okay?"


    Yu Weihe: "no, I don''t know which melon broke his skull, but jin''er lost his family..."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... I''m sorry."


    Toot!


    He Ling: "who?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Yu Weihe, his son Liu Chan was stabbed in the head by Li Tiezhu with a gun. Did you forget? Xu Shanzheng watched this video last year, and then took Li Tiezhu to play" heart in full bloom "


    He Ling: "Oh... Uncle Liu! Iron pillar, you''re so loud."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m blind. I used to distinguish people by sound."


    This is a unique skill for face blind patients!


    On the bus, Yu Weihe smiled: "hey... No, Li Tiezhu is too thief. I can hear it directly."


    Fang Bo said, "didn''t you say you didn''t know him well?"


    Yu Weihe pondered, "it''s mainly because he drank his wine, didn''t drink and took off his pants. I''m estimated to be impressed."


    Wang Su said, "I''ll come. I''ve only met him once, on the program."


    The phone soon got through.


    Wang Su disguised his voice and said, "hello? I''m looking for your boss Huang."


    Li Tiezhu handed the phone to Huang Sanshi. Huang Sanshi said, "I am."


    "Our company has come to do group construction. Are your dishes ready?"


    "Emperor crab, abalone fishing for rice, and Manchu and Han banquet!"


    Two people pulled a few words, Huang Sanshi also came a set of dish names, which was obviously heard.


    Huang Sanshi: "all right, all right, come quickly. I promise I won''t kill you."


    Wang Su: "get ready to pick you up!"


    Huang Sanshi: "take some medicine, iron pillar will meet you personally."


    When the phone hung up, the squirrel shook: "Oh, I''ll go and scare me with Li Tiezhu!"


    Over there, Huang Sanshi made a fire and boiled water on the small stove to make coffee. The phone rang again. Huang Sanshi became angry and Li Tiezhu lost his fan.


    Still coming?


    They walked in angrily, and he Ling comforted them.


    "I want to eat braised turtle!"


    "Turtle, you''re here. I''ll make you a turtle!"


    "You are the turtle."


    "Ah... How are you? Are you resistant?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled. The voice was very familiar.


    On the phone: "thieves don''t resist making."


    Huang Sanshi laughed.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "don''t you order anything else except braised turtle? Ostrich tea eggs?"


    On the phone: "get out! Do you want me to get a card again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "and Tigress, why don''t you prepare some shampoo for you?"


    The phone angrily said, "Li Tiezhu, don''t go back to the crew if you have the ability!"


    Toot~


    The phone hung up.


    Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi laughed and clapped each other.


    "This guy, he''s here again. Didn''t he tell you in the crew?"


    "No! He plays a lot these days. Can''t he come?"


    Li Tiezhu was almost cheated. Xu Shan argues that he can''t come to the mushroom house now. He''s going to shoot in a Sanguo.


    As a result, as soon as they walked out of the door, the phone rang again.


    "Ah?"


    "Ah!"


    "Ah?"


    "Ah!!!"


    "Talk. I''ll order a dish."


    "You are sun Lei."


    "What, Ma Dongmei?"


    "It''s you, sun Lei! Sample, I know you what you''ve done."


    "I''m Ma Dongmei?"


    Toot~


    Guilty, hang up.


    Half an hour ago, Fang Bo sent the phone number of the mushroom house to Xu Shanzheng and the men''s gang and asked each of them to call the mushroom house. Action code: bomb the mushroom house.


    The barrage was slightly disappointed:


    "Make me happy in vain."


    "This lineup is too luxurious. How is it possible?"


    "If you add Xu Shanzheng and sun Lei, this issue will explode."


    "Sun Lei and Xu Shan compete for Fang Bo. Can you play dead yellow three stones?"


    "That''s not necessarily. There''s Li Tiezhu here."


    After a while, the phone rang again.


    Li Tiezhu answered the phone.


    "Hello? I''m a guest from qiaofan, ten people..."


    It was an old woman''s voice. Li Tiezhu was stunned after listening to it for a long time. He couldn''t hear it at all.


    As soon as the picture turned, the three had arrived at the entrance of the village. It was cheap enough to call an old woman.


    After the call, the three people gloated and walked forward with a smile. They didn''t go to the mushroom house first and strolled around. Finding he Ling and Huang Sanshi drinking coffee behind the fence above, they walked close to the wall and were ready to encircle the back door.


    Then they met Li Tiezhu, who sharpened his knife at the back door, and the three were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu stood up with a sickle.


    Fang Bo was very good at something and looked scared: "if you have something to say, put down the knife first!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Fang Bo bowed: "brother Zhu!"


    Yu Weihe: "brother Zhu!"


    Wang Su: "brother Zhu!"


    The whole thing was the same as the gang leader. He Linghuang Sanshi looked at it and smiled. Li Tiezhu had a good face.

 Chapter 262

    Li Tiezhu was stunned. He felt that he welcomed the three into the courtyard and wanted to bring them boxes or something, but they all refused.


    Fang Bo: "break me, break me, brother Zhu, I''ll hold you."


    Wang quickly followed: "brother Zhu, I''ll hold you here."


    Yu Weihe squatted forward: "come on, brother Zhu! I''ll carry you! You''re welcome. You just look down on me."


    Good guy, the three bitches really didn''t discuss in advance this time. They have a real tacit understanding.


    Li Tiezhu is confused. Are these three people crazy?


    In the shed, Huang Sanshi touched his stomach and laughed: "brother Zhu has a lot of temperament. Tut tut... Hahaha..."


    He Ling clapped his hands with a smile, and the crow''s feet burst: "I''m so happy! These three really can play."


    Li Tiezhu trotted into the courtyard, far away from the three people, and said to Huang Sanshi, "Miss Huang, these three people are crazy."


    He Ling received the three people and put away their luggage. Li Tiezhu was terrified and helped Huang Sanshi cook coffee in the yard.


    Huang Sanshi poured coffee: "hand ground coffee, ground by yourself, try it."


    Three people sit down.


    Fang Bo immediately stood up and handed his coffee: "brother Zhu, you drink first. Old fox, do you mean to treat us? Brother Zhu didn''t drink, how can we drink first?"


    The squirrel slipped to move a stool for Li Tiezhu.


    Yu Weihe also stood up and took Li Tiezhu''s unauthorized: "how can I let brother Zhu do it himself? I''ll do it!"


    Huang Sanshi followed and bowed down to sit next to Li Tiezhu: "I''m sorry, brother Zhu! You have a lot of adults. Don''t worry about me."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    He Ling also came over, took the sugar cube and put it for you. He said, "you three must have seen brother Zhu, the man who carries the handle in our mushroom house. Today, you are lucky to be here. It all depends on my brother Zhu. Therefore, in the next program recording, you must look forward to my brother Zhu. Brother Zhu asked us to catch chickens and never drive dogs. Do you understand?"


    At this time, little h sneaked out from under the table and wanted to steal sugar.


    Li Tiezhu stared at him: "get out! Take your daughter-in-law."


    Xiao h ran away with a loud voice. After running a few steps, he came back and bit Xiao O. the two ran away together, ran far away and lay on the ground pitifully.


    He Ling said, "see? My brother Zhu''s aura is 2.8 meters!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "what are you... Doing?"


    Dialects are coming out.


    Wang Su responded in dialect: "Le is status. You see, dogs know your absolute leadership in the mushroom house. Can''t Fang Bo still understand that he can''t afford to step? Moreover, he has an obvious relationship with your little h. don''t worry, we all listen to you."


    Fang Bo pointed to Xiao h and said, "that''s my distant relative! Call me every day to tell me brother Zhu''s heroic deeds."


    Yu Weihe stamped his feet with laughter, and Fang Bo fought hard enough.


    Huang Sanshi collapsed in his chair and drank a cup of coffee: "I tell you, the whole mushroom house is under Li Tiezhu''s hands. Xiao h and Xiao o are the left and right Dharma protectors, the colored lights are the Great Magicians, and there are two cavalry in the circle over there. In addition, there are two air bombing units under the eaves, and Xu Shanzheng has been bombed. If you dare not listen, the end will be miserable. I''ll tell you."


    He Ling pointed to dozens of newly born ducks in the distance and said, "there are dozens of reserve members. I''ll ask you if you''re afraid!"


    Fang Bo: "I''m afraid! My neck is shortened."


    Yu Weihe: "trembling."


    Li Tiezhu knew that everyone teased him, but he was not angry. He said, "Ho lantern dog left tigress. These are people who have not read books. They are not light or heavy. You''d better not annoy me."


    When they saw that Li Tiezhu was also on the road, they were even more happy to laugh. It was true that they had not read a book, had no culture, but were brave and fierce.


    The barrage is also crazy:


    "This is a history of Li Tiezhu''s ascendancy."


    "I, Li Tiezhu, talk about people in the mushroom house."


    "Be reasonable, my brother Zhu''s card face is still OK."


    "Fang Bo has no neck."


    "Haven''t you read a book? I laugh silly!"


    "Make sense, the animal Corps in the mushroom house is still very strong."


    "Although they ridicule Li Tiezhu, these people obviously like Li Tiezhu very much. It''s good for others."


    "Maybe Fang Bo was simply kicked out of the shadow..."


    After laughing, Huang Sanshi said, "just the three of you? Where are the others?"


    Fang Bo began to play: "is there anyone else? There are only three of us."


    Huang Sanshi: "the dispute between sun Lei and Xu Shan must be false, but what grandma is there?"


    He Ling: "yes! Who is grandma?"


    Wang boasted: "and grandma? Can grandma work?"


    Yu Weihe: "that''s not necessarily. Maybe grandma is a good plower?"


    Fang Bo chuckled.


    Li Tiezhu said blindly, "maybe it was the old woman at the entrance of the village."


    The three of Fang Bo immediately looked at Li Tiezhu and were stunned.


    Huang Sanshi: "Hey! How can I say that brother Zhu is carrying a handle? Your little trick, ha ha..."


    The three of Fang Bo immediately hugged: "brother Zhu is powerful!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? What a village woman?"


    He Ling: "Oh, someone is coming again?"


    Huang Sanshi stood up and looked. Sure enough, another man came along the road with a trolley case.


    Fang Bo looked: "who is white and fat?"


    Yu Weihe: "like a huge peanut."


    Squirrel: "I don''t know, but I must know brother Zhu. I''m also here to worship the wharf?"


    Li Tiezhu has stood up to pick up the man.


    Sure enough?


    At the door, Yi Xiaomao was led in by Li Tiezhu. He nodded to Li Tiezhu with a red face: "brother Zhu, brother Zhu! Hello, long time no see."


    He Ling smiled: "Yi Xiaomao! My brother Zhu''s real brother."


    Others knew immediately that many people had watched the program on the spot. Of course, they knew that Li Tiezhu took good care of Yi Xiaomao.


    Huang Sanshi: "so the theme of our program is... Brother Zhu and his brothers!"


    Fang Bo: "no, no! You should call me brother Zhu and his henchmen."


    Yu Weihe turned over and clapped with Fang Bo.


    Li Tiezhu introduced Yi Xiaomao to the elders and personally helped him put his luggage upstairs. Then, Yi Xiaomao sat down with a red face and drank coffee next to the big guys.


    Long time no see, Mao Mei was still so shy, so she asked Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, what''s the rape in the yard over there?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, the rape over there is rape."


    The crowd laughed.


    Barrage:


    "Is sister Mao here to be funny?"


    "What is the rape in the yard? I don''t know!"


    "What''s the name of Yi Xiaomao?"


    "Laughing makes me pee."


    "Another dogleg."


    "How much do you love sister Mao? Take him to sing the rabbit and take him to the program."


    "I''m kidding. Sister Mao is my brother Zhu''s baby."


    "Big baby?"


    Yi Xiaomao blushed even more: "er... I mean, did you take back the rape?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes, take it back and dry it, then beat out the rapeseed, and finally squeeze the oil."


    Yi Xiaomao: "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, what? You seem to understand."


    Yi Xiaomao bowed his head: "I haven''t done farming."


    The coffee was a little bitter. Li Tiezhu was not used to it, so he went to the house to find tea and make jasmine tea for himself.


    In the shed, Huang Sanshi said, "so our task today is to beat out the rapeseed. Only when we finish the task can we have money to buy food."


    Fang Bo was surprised: "ah? Do you have to work? Don''t you come to enjoy life and delicious food?"


    Yu Weihe: "how can you come to my uncle''s house and work? What do you say, second uncle?"


    He Ling: "my second uncle has to work!"


    Yu Weihe: "then do it, uncle. I''ll cheer you on."


    Wang Su: "I''ll cheer, too. I''ve been a cheerleader."


    The three old oilmen are very naughty. If they collude, it''s absolutely impossible to talk to them well. If they can''t work, they will never work.


    Huang Sanshi smiled and looked at Yi Xiaomao: "Xiaomao, do you hit rape seeds?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "I, I..."


    He Ling: "I don''t really want to work! In that case, I have to... Li Tiezhu! Brother Zhu!"


    Huang Sanshi nodded happily, closed the door and put the iron pillar, and asked if you were afraid!


    Li Tiezhu took the glass filled with tea, came out and said blankly, "what''s the matter?"


    He Ling: "they said they wouldn''t do it..."


    Fang Bo jumped up: "Oh! I can''t come for nothing. I thought, let''s beat out these rape."


    Yu Weihe: "yes, I haven''t worked for a long time. I can''t help seeing these rape."


    Yi Xiaomao: "I also want to exercise."


    Wang Su: "where are the tools? Do you have any tools? Brother Zhu, please rest and let''s come."


    Fang Bo: "how can brother Zhu do such a thing as fighting rape?"


    Yu Weihe: "rape! It doesn''t deserve it."


    He Ling couldn''t say any more. He smiled directly and looked helplessly at Huang Sanshi.


    Huang Sanshi said, "otherwise people are brother Zhu!"


    Li Tiezhu made tea, put it down and went to the tool room: "there are still tools, you wait."


    Wang Su followed Li Tiezhu, looked at all kinds of tools on the wall and sighed: "this is what is prepared for me!"


    Then they began to transform the rape fighting tools provided by the program group. The program group gave them too small, like a toy. They worked together to get three directly.


    Wang Su came out with one on his shoulder and said, "Hey, I tell you, my brother Zhu made it himself. Don''t rob anyone with me. I''ll take it back as an heirloom."


    Yi Xiaomao: "poof..."


    Fang Bo: "Xiao Mao, what are you laughing at? Do you look down on brother Zhu? Your attitude makes it difficult for me to do!"


    Yi Xiaomao hurriedly said, "no, absolutely not! I''m also brother Zhu''s dogleg! I''m brother Zhu''s first dogleg."


    Fang Bo: "you... Have a high seniority..."


    He Ling took out the plastic cloth. A group of people began to spread the plastic cloth in the yard. They began to play with it. It was a big dance. It was boring, but they played very high and childish.


    With laughter and laughter, Li Tiezhu came out with two rakes and stared at the crowd.


    He Ling shouted, "brother Zhu is coming!"


    Fang Bo: "brother Zhu is coming!"


    Huang Sanshi: "brother Zhu is coming! Hurry to work..."


    In an instant, he calmed down, paved the plastic cloth in three seconds, and rushed to work one by one. Some went to hold the rape, and some went to pick up the tools in Li Tiezhu''s hand.


    Li Tiezhu: "


    This program is very hi, but why do you always feel unfriendly?


    (I wrote a hidden chapter last night, so I didn''t save the manuscript. I wrote this chapter this morning, so it''s over. Excuse me)

 Chapter 263

    When they were ready, they began to beat rape seeds, and only Li Tiezhu and Wang Su were left. He Ling, Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo and Yu Weihe had drunk again in the shed and talked very well.


    Yi Xiaomao took the tool and didn''t know how to make it. He stood aside with an embarrassed face.


    Huang Sanshi: "I tell you, if you start to work, he can''t stop."


    Fang Bo: "let''s move from the beginning and take a picture when we''re almost finished. Once we cut it later, we''ll be busy from beginning to end!"


    Yu Weihe said, "I''m afraid that editing is also my brother Zhu''s dog leg."


    Nearby, a cameraman couldn''t help but say, "that''s necessary!"


    Fang Bo: "hum?"


    He Ling said: "don''t be surprised, my brother Zhu has conquered the director, producer, camera and later stage with strong personality charm. This is my brother Zhu''s home. Didn''t you find it? Someone said that he came back in the seventh issue, and now he hasn''t come back in the ninth issue."


    Huang Sanshi: "he can''t come back! Ah, goodbye, friend..."


    Fang Bo: "Peng Peng last season? Poor boy. He met brother Zhu!"


    In the field, Li Tiezhu and Wang Su had a tacit understanding. You and I fought very hard. The dry rape burst into black and full rapeseed.


    Wang Su: "hey? Our hometown calls this rape beating tool continuous cutting. What''s your name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we shout flail."


    "It''s a bit like that. At that time, we used a mat to play under it. After playing, we dried it on the mat."


    "Then you are a little old. There were few concrete dams at that time, right?"


    "Ang. And you?"


    "We all fight directly on the cement dam."


    "You can plant rape well, the soul of vegetable oil and Sichuan cuisine."


    "This is planted by the program group. We''ll have it when we come. We grow rice ourselves."


    "I thought you did it all by yourself."


    "It''s impossible. Just look at Miss Huang''s fat body."


    "Sure son eight solid, fat two circles."


    "Right? I raised it! At the beginning of the program, I made an appointment with Mr. He to make him fat by 20 kilograms. Reduce me and grow back."


    "Hahaha... He doesn''t know?"


    "I don''t know. The program team didn''t dare to cut it out. This issue is OK. It''s all recorded when it''s broadcast."


    "Yes! Yes! Are your hands okay?"


    "It doesn''t hurt anymore. It doesn''t matter to work."


    Yi Xiaomao couldn''t get in a word. He stood foolishly and finally seized the opportunity and asked, "brother Zhu, how can I beat this flail? I can''t use it."


    Wang Su volunteered to teach him that Yi Xiaomao''s motor cells are extremely underdeveloped and always hit his head. But Mao Mei worked very hard. Finally, she created a kind of wriggling method. Her ass pouted, and the effect was good.


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about daily life.


    "There are fewer people working."


    "Li Tiezhu was too devoted to his work and didn''t find that there were fewer people."


    "Squirrels are honest and work hard."


    "Sister Mao, are you watching a play?"


    "As long as you stand beside the iron pillar, sister Mao is a soft sister."


    "This is the habit of being taken care of!"


    "All the guests in this issue are very interesting."


    "Huang Sanshi is so fat!"


    "Only brother Zhu is so strong. He really fattens Huang Sanshi."


    "Li Tiezhu didn''t do less farm work at a glance..."


    Li Tiezhu was succeeded by Yi Xiaomao. He picked up a rapeseed and bit it in his mouth. It tastes good: "well, the oil squeezed out doesn''t taste bad."


    Wang Su also ate one: "uh huh! It''s really good."


    Then, Li Tiezhu found that the old guys were cheating again, walked over and said, "no, you..."


    Fang Bo pushed his chair and stood up: "Huang Sanshi, I don''t care to say you. You can''t be lazy yourself. You have to take me to chat with you. Brother Zhu, you have to criticize him. I came to the mushroom house to work, not to idle! Hum!"


    Then he went to hit rape seeds with a proud face.


    Huang Sanshi: "... Lao Yu, he..."


    Yu Weihe shook his head and walked out of the shed: "immoral! Immoral! I love work, but you want to corrupt me! I didn''t expect you to be such a person, uncle."


    Huang Sanshi: "psychosis!"


    He Ling smiled secretly.


    Li Tiezhu was also confused. Looking at Huang Sanshi, did he really persuade people to be lazy?


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "brother Zhu, I''m here..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right, Miss Huang. Please rest! We''ll do a good job."


    Huang Sanshi: "hmm?"


    He Ling smiled cunningly: "can the Buddha jump over the wall and the iron pillar do it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I haven''t eaten."


    Huang Sanshi said, "well, I''ll buy a chicken and hang the soup first."


    He Ling: "yes! Miss Huang, let''s go shopping first."


    He winked at Li Tiezhu.


    Huang Sanshi held his stomach and spread his hand: "iron pillar, give me money!"


    Li Tiezhu took out 82 yuan.


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s it? Buddha jumps over the wall!"


    Li Tiezhu: "there''s no money. All the money for selling honey and dried bamboo shoots has been spent."


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s up to you. Anyway, all the people who come today are your dog legs. If you don''t eat well, you have no face."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, went upstairs and took out the 300 yuan petty cash card that had been collected for the ninth issue.


    Huang Sanshi cashed in with the program group and went out with he Ling.


    At the moment when Huang Sanshi went out, the picture was frozen. It was in contrast to the first phase of Huang Sanshi entering the door. At that time, Huang Sanshi''s stomach was only a quarter of the width of the door, and now it is a third.


    Supers: fat fox plan completed 22 / 20.


    In other words, Huang Sanshi has grown 22 kilograms, and the plan is completed ahead of schedule.


    "Li Tiezhu!"


    "Brother Zhu!"


    After Huang Sanshi left, the producer and the director called Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu came over wondering, and others followed curiously.


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Congratulations, fat fox plan is completed successfully. The program team will reward you 200 yuan."


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed. He collected the money and said, "OK, OK, when will Peng Peng come back? Start a new task. I''ll fatten him ten kilograms."


    Director: "


    Fang Bo and Yu Weihe knew about raising fat Huang Sanshi. They couldn''t stand up with a straight smile and gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up.


    Producer Wang Zhengyu said: "he will come later. However, there are only three phases. I''m afraid there''s not enough time."


    Li Tiezhu also nodded: "too! What a pity..."


    Yi Xiaomao suddenly said, "brother Zhu! Is there a secret task when you have a good voice? I ate your dishes and gained more than ten kilograms."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you are lazy."


    Yi Xiaomao: "Oh."


    When I put it here, the barrage was completely high:


    "Serious cowhide!"


    "In less than three months, 22 kilograms have grown?"


    "I''m afraid Li Tiezhu didn''t steal Qin Tao."


    "Raising pigs? Hahaha..."


    "The program group is also a dog. Aren''t you afraid of Huang Sanshi''s anger?"


    "Be reasonable, this issue of Huang Sanshi is the happiest one."


    "Like Xu Shan''s fight, all his good brothers came. What''s a little fat?"


    "I love Peng."


    "Once said, Li Tiezhu''s sense of variety and work crush Peng..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu led everyone to beat dozens of kilograms of rapeseed, and arranged Fang Bo and Yu Weihe to pick honey.


    Yu Weihe looked down at his torn jeans and slapped the big hole: "otherwise, I''d better watch the house here. I''m afraid they will sting me and I''ll amputate directly."


    Fang Bo: "now the prosthetic technology is very developed. Don''t be afraid."


    Wang Su: "you have to tell brother Zhu."


    Li Tiezhu said, "forget it, brother squirrel. His legs... Are too expensive for bees. If bees bite people, they will die. If his pants go, the bees will die."


    The main thing is that when Wang Su goes to work, Li Tiezhu doesn''t have to worry.


    Yi Xiaomao was curious and put on his protective suit to chase after him.


    Finally, he picked the honey back, and Li Tiezhu cut the firewood he needed for two days.


    Just then, Huang Sanshi and he Ling returned from shopping and brought back a long lost child, Peng Yuchang.


    "Ah! I''m finally back, mushroom house! Iron pillar, brother is back."


    Peng Yuchang bounced and pushed the door in, and then he was stunned.


    A group of big men stared at him coldly.


    Fang Bo, Yu Weihe and Wang Su looked at Peng Yuchang coldly. Yi Xiaomao also pouted his ass and stood in the past, with a neat dogleg formation.


    Peng Yuchang: "Hello, teacher... What''s the matter with you? I''m Peng Yuchang..."


    Fang Bo: "new here, I''ve seen brother Zhu."


    Peng Yuchang: "??"


    Yu Weihe: "Peng Peng, right? Let me introduce you. This is the handle of our mushroom house, brother Zhu!"


    Wang Su: "follow brother Zhu. You can eat anything you want. Follow brother Zhu. Life is the most nourishing!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "ah... What''s that, Zhuge Saigao!"


    Peng Yuchang: "no, what''s the matter with you? Iron pillar, I know..."


    Huang Sanshi came over, slapped Peng Yuchang on the back of the head, and then bowed to Li Tiezhu: "brother Zhu!"


    Peng Yuchang: "??"


    Huang Sanshi: "what are you doing? Call brother Zhu!"


    Peng Yuchang couldn''t react.


    He Ling also trotted over: "brother Zhu! I''ve bought all the dishes. Here''s the rest of the money. Keep it!"


    Peng Yuchang bowed blankly: "brother Zhu!"


    What''s the matter with the world? How long have I been away? Has the weather changed? Or did I cross? Why do these big guys respect Li Tiezhu so much? Li Tiezhu''s master himself came, isn''t that all?


    Why is it so big?!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t explain to him. I was still confused and forced! They fucked me. What can I explain to you?


    Peng Yuchang silently pulled the box upstairs and stepped on the cotton with his heel. It''s not true.


    A group of old men snickered in the yard. It was fun.


    Li Tiezhu and Yu Weihe are discussing the experience of weight loss. Yu Weihe has also lost more than 20 kilograms in order to make a film. They have a common language.


    Peng Yuchang went downstairs and was ready to help. He happened to meet Li Tiezhu coming in with a divided honey jar.


    An exciting spirit, Peng Yuchang rushed over and said, "brother Zhu, you let me come!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Put the honey in the cabinet, and then Peng Yuchang asked teacher he, "am I doing well? What''s going on?"


    He Ling said, "I don''t know. When the three of them came, they called the iron pillar big brother, and we followed."


    Peng Yuchang said, "I was shocked. I thought I had lost my memory."


    Then the phone rang.


    Peng Yuchang immediately rushed to answer the phone: "hello? Hum? Are you coming? Really or not?"

 Chapter 264

    Peng Yuchang showed a surprised expression. His eyes glittered, as if he couldn''t believe it.


    He Ling smiled and asked, "who?"


    Peng Yuchang trembled and couldn''t speak. He pointed to the pig bench next to him.


    He Ling: "ah?"


    Peng Yuchang took a deep breath and said in a low voice, "little pig!"


    He Ling smiled, "Oh, is he coming to be a guest?"


    Peng Yuchang: "he said he came with sun Lei. My God, what is the immortal lineup in this issue? Why are there so many big people?"


    Others knew about the bombing of the mushroom house and that sun Lei, Xu Shanzheng and others would not come, but Peng Yuchang didn''t know that he came late.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu came in and heard Peng Yuchang''s words. He said casually, "because you''re back this time, the program team specially spent a lot of money to arrange a huge lineup for you."


    Peng Yuchang: "true or false?"


    He Ling: "Shh! Iron pillar, why can''t you hide things?"


    Peng Yuchang was instantly serious: "it''s... a little expensive, ha ha ha..."


    The smile went crazy.


    He Ling gave Li Tiezhu an expression that you had enough.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged. You''re no better than me. It''s good to make him happy.


    Jingling bell


    The phone rang again.


    Peng Yuchang''s smile is gradually abnormal. Is there anything else?


    Li Tiezhu pretended to think: "is the whole man Gang coming to pick you up? There''s only one Yi star left."


    Peng Yuchang wanted to be reserved, but he couldn''t help laughing: "Hey, not, not... Hello? Ah? Fried meat with chili? You... You''re brother Yi Xing! It''s really you, my God!"


    Soon, Peng Yuchang hung up the phone, and the whole person''s state was a little floating.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "sure enough! I know the routine of the program group too well. Brother Peng is C in this issue."


    After that, Li Tiezhu ignored the emotion of C big man and went directly with a shovel to shovel sheep dung and eggs.


    Peng Yuchang: "flattered, flattered... It''s too expensive, pillar. Hey? Where are you going? I''ll talk to you..."


    Looking at Peng Peng chasing Li Tiezhu, he Ling immediately got into the kitchen and informed Huang Laoxie of hanging soup. The three bitches were also there. After listening to this, they laughed and even scolded Li Tiezhu for being too bad. However, they were even worse. They directly reached a secret plan, followed Li Tiezhu''s routine and "received wind and washed dust" for Peng Yuchang today.


    Fang Bo was the worst. His ugly face smiled and said, "let''s do this. I''ll call the mushroom house later. Mr. he or Mr. Huang will pick it up. He pretended to play and said that the car broke down on the road and sun Lei and the pig will come later. Then, Yi Xing said that he went to prepare gifts for Peng Peng. He missed the plane. He just finished his concert..."


    Yu Weihe said, "too bad, too bad... What a child Peng Peng is! Why don''t we prepare a female guest for him? Who does he like?"


    Huang Sanshi: "you can look good except pine and bamboo."


    Wang Su: "why can''t pine and bamboo?"


    He Ling: "Song Zhuer pretended to chase Peng. Peng Peng was almost fooled. When he came back, he called out to the good guy, ha ha..."


    Huang Sanshi: "if we play like this, will we turn the mushroom house into an infinite challenge?"


    He Ling: "what''s wrong with that? Tell Tiezhu about it?"


    Fang Bo said, "no! He can definitely react. If you don''t believe it, wait and see. This guy is not stupid at all. He''s smart. He''s as bad as baby Wang!"


    Huang Sanshi: "don''t say yet, they are really the same type."


    Barrage:


    "These old things are really bad!"


    "Just play with Peng Peng. Even Li Tiezhu is framed!"


    "The infinite man Gang is different."


    "Oh! With all due respect, they may not be as good as my serious brother."


    "How big is Peng Peng? Dare you believe it?"


    "Peng Yuchang doesn''t have any points in his mind?"


    "Let''s see how my iron pillar acts!"


    Outside the yard, Li Tiezhu shoveled sheep dung into the bamboo basket, solid and full one by one.


    Peng Peng covered his nose: "brother Zhu, what are you doing? What are you doing with sheep dung?"


    Li Tiezhu: "there are so many people at night. Fry peanuts and serve them wine."


    Peng Peng: "Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored him, took the bamboo basket to the duck pen, shoveled the duck dung and chicken dung on the ground into the bamboo basket, got a lot of wood ash from the small stove, put on gloves and mix well.


    Peng Yuchang looked on from two meters away: "brother, your technique is really like cooking."


    Li Tiezhu walked out of the yard carrying a bamboo basket: "what kind of food do you cook? Go fertilize the rice. I asked. These three fields haven''t been fertilized. The program team is lazy."


    When he came to the paddy field, Li Tiezhu grabbed his own fertilizer and threw it into the paddy field.


    Peng Yuchang wanted to help, but he couldn''t get through it. It was Baba.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you afraid of? I''ll cook for you later with these hands that have thrown Baba."


    Peng Yuchang tried to stop: "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s inconvenient to wear gloves."


    Peng Yuchang: "brother! Please don''t take off your gloves."


    After fertilization, Li Tiezhu and Peng Yuchang walked back. Peng Yuchang was a little restless and almost rolled into the paddy field.


    "Iron pillar! Why did you say the program team picked me up? I''m sorry."


    "The director said you''ve been waiting for a long time."


    "HMM... really? Is that too heavy? At first, I thought they all came for you and called you brother Zhu."


    "That''s teasing me. Can''t you hear it?"


    "Hey, brother, I''m old Jianghu too. How can I not hear it? I just didn''t expect that I have today. This pomp, tut..."


    "Just be happy."


    "Why haven''t Mr. Sun Lei and little pig come yet? It''s almost five o''clock. So is brother Yi Xing..."


    "Yi Xing has a concert. He asked me to be a guest two days ago. I pushed it. It is estimated that he is very busy."


    The barrage was stunned:


    "Serious brother, why did you hold it?"


    "Li Tiezhu has gone bad."


    "Did iron pillar find anything?"


    "This issue is interesting!"


    When they walked into the yard, the old swordsmen in the room were ready to move.


    "Coming, coming!"


    "Call!"


    "Do you remember all your lines? Don''t wear gangs!"


    "No problem, don''t worry."


    Jingling bell


    Peng Yuchang is overjoyed. Is there anyone else? A Strider rushed into the room, and the phone had been picked up by he Ling.


    He Ling: "Zeling, just order a smaller cake. Although we have many people, we don''t have to spend money. The main thing is to surprise Peng Peng. The gift is not important. He will be happy if you come..."


    Peng Yuchang''s eyes brightened gradually and his mouth grew up.


    He Ling: "well, slow down on your way. We''re waiting for you."


    After hanging up the phone, he Ling looked back and saw Peng Peng. He was startled, and then said awkwardly: "harassing the phone, the program group is really..."


    Peng Yuchang: "isn''t it a guest?"


    He Ling: "where are so many guests? There are enough guests in this period."


    Peng Yuchang said, "there are no female guests!"


    He Ling: "here comes the female guest, we can''t live here."


    Peng Yuchang smiled badly and tried to deceive me! ha-ha!


    He turned and ran out to share with Li Tiezhu. It''s time to show his cards. Li Tiezhu must understand that Peng Peng is the most favored one in the mushroom house.


    Huang Sanshi and others instantly drilled out of the kitchen and clapped hands with he Ling.


    Fang Bo: "teacher he can play!"


    Yu Weihe: "it''s in place."


    Wang Su: "will this be too good? In case the children''s expectations are too high..."


    Huang Sanshi waved his big hand: "it''s all right! We said that Li Tiezhu ordered us to do it."


    The crowd laughed again.


    He Ling shrugged: "I feel sorry for Peng Peng and iron pillar, but... I still can''t help doing this. It''s too exciting!"


    Li Tiezhu is making kimchi in the yard. He can always find strange jobs in the mushroom house. Last month, he sold a jar of kimchi for 60 yuan to supplement his family.


    Li Tiezhu poured cold boiled water into the jar while listening to Peng Yuchang''s vivid talk about heizeling''s coming. He couldn''t help looking at the kitchen. The five evil shadows in it were particularly sinister.


    After that, Peng Yuchang couldn''t help laughing: "Tiezhu, do you think it''s too high-profile? I''m still a newcomer, so it''s a little extravagant."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you underestimate yourself!"


    Ling Ling


    Peng Yuchang didn''t answer the phone this time, but quietly stretched out his ears to eavesdrop.


    Huang Sanshi answered the phone: "Yi Xing, yes, I''m the master. What, when will the box of red wine you gave Peng Pengding arrive? It doesn''t matter whether you come or not. What? There''s something wrong with the express? Oh, please solve it quickly. Don''t call and don''t let Peng know."


    Peng Yuchang pointed to the house and whispered to Li Tiezhu, "what''s up?"


    Li Tiezhu: "they really bother!"


    I don''t know what I''m trying to cheat you.


    Peng Yuchang also thanked: "indeed, the teachers are very kind to me..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but hint: "they arranged really well, but others may not be able to arrive. Generally, there will be a small accident on the road..."


    Peng Yuchang: "bah, bah, bah, don''t curse guests! It''s impolite."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    In the room, Huang Sanshi was busy jumping off the wall. The three swordsmen suddenly went out with a bamboo basket to catch snails. They also asked Li Tiezhu if they would fry snails. Li Tiezhu said yes, and they left without looking back.


    Li Tiezhu: "I really want to be one."


    Peng Yuchang: "the teachers are so kind to me that they went to the field to catch snails in order to order more vegetables... No, I have to help them."


    Li Tiezhu was too lazy to follow Han Han and went into the kitchen to make pork with plum dishes.


    The meal was almost done. Huang Sanshi looked at Li Tiezhu and smiled.


    Li Tiezhu: "I have a bad feeling."


    Huang Sanshi said, "what do you say?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I can''t figure it out, but I always think you won''t do good."


    Huang Sanshi laughed proudly: "hahaha... I let you fatten me. This is revenge for you. I''ll tell you! Don''t explain. He Ling confessed to me."


    Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed: "then what..."


    Huang Sanshi: "I won''t listen! My brothers are here this time! Let''s have a good time."


    Li Tiezhu: "with all due respect, your brothers are really not enough to play."


    "Try?"


    "Just try."

 Chapter 265

    Try what?


    Neither of them said anything. Huang Sanshi didn''t know what to do with Li Tiezhu. Anyway, he was not very happy and was raised as a pig. Li Tiezhu naturally doesn''t know, but I''m not afraid anyway. I''m not bad, lengba said.


    In the kitchen, the two people cook while yelling at each other. They don''t interfere with each other. They occasionally fight each other. It''s very harmonious.


    But something will definitely happen tonight.


    Then, Yi Xiaomao, who disappeared for some time, limped down the stairs and smiled awkwardly when he saw Li Tiezhu looking at him: "your radish is still so enthusiastic..."


    He didn''t know the cat''s name was Xiao Jiu before. Only Qin Tao and Zhao Liya knew it. Now he only knows it''s called radish.


    But this does not prevent him from being familiar with radish. After all, he has to be scratched several scars every time.


    Huang Sanshi took a look, smiled and shook his head: "what do you say you''re doing wrong? You go to provoke the radish. It''s a bully in the mushroom house. Now little h and his wife dare not go upstairs and are scratched."


    Yi Xiaomao said, "I just said hello to him. As a result, he doesn''t know me. Liang Bo!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "there are band aids in the living room cabinet. Find them yourself."


    Yi Xiaomao shook his head: "no, there are too many wounds. Sticking band aids is like a mummy."


    Li Tiezhu nodded approvingly.


    Yi Xiaomao walked out of the yard smartly, with seven or eight scratches on his face and dense on his arms: "anyway, the radish is vaccinated against rabies, not afraid, not afraid... It''s just a little painful and hot. I knew I wouldn''t kiss it, and I didn''t cooperate at all..."


    Naturally, it is impossible to cooperate with sister Xiuhong.


    Huang Sanshi whispered, "this goods doesn''t work. Why don''t you get rid of him?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he is my friend."


    "Plum egg is not."


    "Yes! Besides, Li Dan mocks you."


    "That''s true. Although Xiao Mao is lazy, he looks much better and doesn''t deserve to be beaten."


    "Uh huh. It seems that the goods are not cleaned up."


    Of course, the program group won''t cut in such whispers, so it''s okay to call the roll directly.


    Working is also a luxury for Yi Xiaomao. His physique is not suitable for labor, otherwise... He will be tired.


    So he strolled to the duck pen and gave preschool education to dozens of preschool geese and yellow ducklings:


    "Kyoto roast duck, Jiangxia duck neck, crispy duck, sour radish duck soup, salted duck, spicy duck head, marinated duck paw... Which one do you dream of? Being a duck is also a promising career. You should establish your own ideal and thrive towards it from an early age..."


    After talking about the truth, he began to give music lessons to the ducks. Sister Mao''s singing is very gentle. She sings a song of Li Tiezhu, which he likes very much:


    An excellent duck like you


    Should have had a brilliant spring


    How come more than twenty days have ended


    Still floating and sinking in the duck sea


    A clever duck like you


    I said goodbye to simplicity long ago


    Why did you still use a relationship


    Go change your scars


    A confused duck like you


    Looking for a duck like you


    A mediocre duck like you


    What kind of duck will it be made into


    "Quack, quack..."


    The ducklings seem to have a good sense of music and sing one after another.


    Yi Xiaomao''s face showed an unnatural blush: "the duck is so cute. I want to see you grow up and send you to the slaughterhouse..."


    When the program was put here, the barrage was dense:


    "Sister Mao, you are such an excellent iron pillar, do you know?"


    "Good singing!"


    "Promise me that the ducklings must become delicious ducks!"


    "The duckling is so cute. My mouth is watering."


    "So... How much is the duck in the mushroom house?"


    "All made into spicy duck head!"


    On the other hand, Peng Yuchang accompanied the three swordsmen to catch snails in the rice field with fruitful results.


    Peng Yuchang couldn''t help asking, "teacher, why do you call brother Li Tiezhu? Scare me."


    Fang Bo: "because he can''t afford it, he''s a brother everywhere."


    "Is there such an exaggeration?"


    "Then, do you dare to wash Xu Shan''s hair?"


    "I dare not."


    "Do you dare to rub that plum egg on the ground?"


    "I dare not."


    "Do you dare say to fatten Xu Shan by 20 jin?"


    "I dare not."


    "That''s enough."


    "That''s right. From what I know, Tiezhu has always been very strong, but he hasn''t been bullied. Everyone is very kind to him everywhere. I really envy him."


    "He and the baby are the same kind of people. They are all people who make you feel embarrassed to bully."


    Peng Peng said blankly, "really?"


    Fang Bo: "of course, the baby can make you not have the heart to hurt him, and the iron pillar will make you not have the heart to hurt yourself."


    Peng Peng was stunned for a moment before he reacted, and then laughed. Didn''t Bo Ge hurt himself?


    Fang Bo finally concluded: "so ah! Cherish life and give way to iron pillars. When we meet, we will respectfully shout brother Zhu. Whatever he says is what he does, regardless of whether it is reasonable or not. How good it is to live!"


    Peng Yuchang: "what about me?"


    Fang Bo smiled gently: "you are the type everyone likes. Everyone can''t help taking care of you and taking care of you severely."


    Peng Peng smiled shyly. How can Lun family be hot and excellent


    "Enough?"


    Wang quickly shook the small bamboo basket made up by Li Tiezhu to hold fish and shrimp. Most of the basket was full, and said.


    Peng Yuchang said, "teacher, there are many people tonight. Why don''t we catch some more."


    Yu Weihe nodded: "let''s grab some! I don''t know whether Kurosawa likes to eat snails."


    Fang Bo coughed: "cough... Where did heizeling come from? Don''t talk nonsense. Why don''t I know?"


    Peng Peng snickered and tried to deceive me. He said, "do people in Baodao eat snails? Does brother pig eat snails?"


    Wang Su: "he doesn''t eat snail shells! If he doesn''t like to eat, why do we catch snails?"


    Fang Bo coughed again: "cough... We''ll eat snails and make videos to greedy him."


    Peng Peng said, you have been exposed! Hey, hey, hey! Sure enough, tonight you give me a welcome. I Peng Yuchang also have today? This NIMA is the treatment of my brother Peng Yuyan!


    He grabbed it for a while until the small bamboo basket was almost full and it was almost dark. The four returned to the mushroom house.


    Li Tiezhu was braised the lion''s head. When the four people came back, they said to Huang Sanshi, "come back, Mr. Huang, don''t you play?"


    He Ling took out his cell phone and said, "I''ll call."


    Soon the telephone rang.


    Huang Sanshi answered the phone: "ah? The highway intersection is closed? You go to the next exit? You have to go around for more than two hours? OK, we won''t wait for you."


    Peng Yuchang jumped in: "who?"


    Huang Sanshi: "no one, harassing phone calls."


    Peng Peng smiles treacherously. Don''t try to deceive me. I''m a clever little ghost.


    In the kitchen, he Ling whispered, "I think Peng Peng was so excited that he suddenly felt a little guilty."


    Li Tiezhu said, "then you have no psychological burden on me?"


    He Ling was shocked and said, "do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu: "just in the kitchen, when you went to feed the sheep, Mr. Huang slipped his tongue."


    In fact, Huang Sanshi didn''t say anything.


    He Ling said, "this is Fang Bo''s idea. After bullying Peng Peng, everyone feels sorry. They say you ordered it, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu shoveled up the lion''s head and put it on the plate: "that''s what happened! No wonder I always think there is a conspiracy."


    He Ling: "


    The routine?!


    Seeing that Huang Sanshi had not come in, Li Tiezhu said, "teacher he, your treason has become a little abrupt."


    He Ling pursed his lips: "then I can''t go back. I''ll mix with you and I''ll be an undercover for you. Anyway, I have a share in raising fat teacher Huang. We''re on the same side."


    After a while, the dishes were served one after another. Huang Sanshi was making dishes outside, and others came to serve the dishes.


    One came in and was grabbed and threatened by Li Tiezhu.


    When Fang Bo came out with a lion''s head, he smiled sincerely: "ah! This lion''s head looks really appetizing."


    Yu Weihe fried meat with pepper and raised his pants: "it smells really delicious."


    Wang Su carefully carried the casserole: "if I open a hotel, Michelin will go bankrupt."


    He Ling bit his lip and slipped into the shed with a strange expression.


    Peng Yuchang rubbed his hands with excitement.


    Coming, coming!


    Dinner soon began. Everyone ate happily, except Peng Yuchang, who was still reading "welcome to the wind and wash the dust", was a little out of shape.


    Finally, Peng Yuchang couldn''t help but say, "don''t you wait any longer?"


    Yi Xiaomao held a chicken claw in his mouth: "what are you waiting for? The dishes are all ready!"


    Huang Sanshi then picked up the wine glass and said, "I think Peng Peng knows all about it. There is actually a celebration ceremony tonight. We originally planned to make it more grand, but... Let''s simplify everything!"


    Peng Yuchang was so excited that he stood up with a teacup and was very nervous: "it''s okay, it''s okay, I, I..."


    He Ling said, "OK! Let''s raise our glasses together!"


    Everybody raise your glasses.


    Peng Yuchang trembled a little.


    Huang Sanshi said: "celebrate... A good play is finished. I wish the box office a long success!"


    Peng Yuchang: "??"


    He Ling: "Congratulations, Mr. Fang Bo, the first film directed and acted by himself has been completed! When is the release time?"


    Fang Bo: "August 10th!"


    He Ling: "I wish the box office of this film has exceeded one billion!"


    Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao also said two auspicious words, and everyone was full of enthusiasm.


    Peng Yuchang''s face was numb: "


    After drinking, they took their seats.


    Peng Yuchang couldn''t bear it: "no... Mr. Huang, Mr. He! What did you say to wash my dust?"


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you think? Why is your face so big?"


    Peng Peng: "I heard that. You discussed it secretly. There were also calls from sun Lei, brother pig, Yi Xing and sister heizeling. Aren''t they blocked on the highway?"


    He Ling: "you''re hearing something!"


    Peng Peng was going crazy: "absolutely impossible! Xiao Mao, did you hear it?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "I know they called. This is the bombing mushroom house arranged by teacher Fang Bo. Let them call. You mistakenly think that a lot of people will come, but brother Zhu saw through."


    Peng Peng: "well, then... Hahaha... Wuwu... So... Later you lied to me?"


    "Pooh ha ha..."


    "Geese, geese..."


    "Hey, hey, hey..."


    A group of people laughed badly. Peng Yuchang finally knew that he had been cheated. He was stunned and went crazy. He jumped out of the shed and ran wildly in the yard, running from east to west and from west to East. His face was crying and laughing for a while, and he kept waving his fist.


    "Ah ah!!!"


    Huang Sanshi: "ha ha, the child is crazy."


    He Ling: "this is crazy dog boy! Let''s celebrate the killing of wind dog boy and wish the audience rating to the top."


    Everyone raised their glasses silently. Only the congratulated object was still crazy. It seemed that he couldn''t stop for a while.

 Chapter 266

    Fang Bo: "that''s Peng Peng. If I were brother Zhu, Huang Laoxie would have been hanged and beaten by now."


    Squirrel and Yu Weihe nodded and laughed at the same time.


    He Ling couldn''t help laughing with vegetables. Yi Xiaomao nodded repeatedly to express his approval.


    Huang Sanshi: "how do you hang me up? This is Li Tiezhu''s head. You can think about it later!"


    Fang Bo: "isn''t Peng here? It''s not enough to tell the truth?"


    Huang Sanshi: "stop talking. He''s coming back soon."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you really want this?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I told you, my brothers are here today. I''m not afraid of you."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    After running several times, Peng Yuchang stretched out his tongue to the little h and O who followed him. He was also tired. He ran back panting. His face was full of tears and laughter: "hum..."


    Huang Sanshi: "let it out. Is it better?"


    Peng Peng sat down and said, "what a shame! I was so happy all afternoon that I took pictures!"


    Fang Bo said, "it''s all routine! Give you an unrealistic fantasy and make you happy all afternoon. At least you''ve been happy!"


    Peng Peng lost his management ability: "is the clown myself?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled proudly, pointed to Li Tiezhu and said, "this joke is really too much, Tiezhu... Is this good? We''ll punish the perpetrator of the prank. How do you think it''s good?"


    Peng Peng: "who is it?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t ask who it is. You say punishment first. How can you relieve your anger?"


    Peng Peng was still guilty. He was afraid that the other party would not be provoked. He looked at this and that. He had no clue. Finally, he said, "I... I dare not say."


    Fang Bo: "look at you! Let me help you say, how about driving a local plane?"


    Peng Peng: "what kind of airplane?"


    Wang Su was obviously driven and experienced: "just a few people carried him and separated their legs to hit the column."


    Peng Peng: "what are you doing hitting an iron pillar?"


    Wang Su was stunned and happy: "hit what iron column, hit wood column, ha ha..."


    Peng Peng responded: "hahaha! OK! You help me, I dare not. I dare not provoke anyone in this room except Xiao Mao."


    Yi Xiaomao: "am I easy to mess with?"


    Peng Peng: "ang!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "


    Huang Sanshi said, "let''s do this. This matter has indeed caused great psychological trauma to Peng Peng. Therefore, the initiator can''t resist. Do you agree?"


    As he spoke, he looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Fang Bo also looked at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, do you agree?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no problem."


    Fang Bo: "OK, I''ll tell you! Teacher Huang ordered this! He told us to cheat Peng Peng."


    Huh???


    Huang Sanshi was stunned and stared at Fang Bo.


    Yu Weihe said, "yes, Mr. Huang asked us to work together to cheat you, and then told you that this was Li Tiezhu''s plan."


    Wang Su: "yes! We lied to you once, but not the second time. Look, the old fox still stares at me. I''m an honest man. If you don''t believe them, should you believe me?"


    Huang Sanshi wiped his face. There are many brothers, but they are taught by inserting a knife!


    It''s over!


    There must be something wrong!


    He Ling sighed and patted Peng Peng on the shoulder: "teacher Huang is also for the variety effect. Don''t blame him. Tie Zhu didn''t know anything and almost carried the pot."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m so honest, how can I do such a thing?"


    Peng Peng: "yes! You say it''s brother Zhu. I don''t believe it!"


    Yi Xiaomao looked at Peng strangely. Why do you think brother Zhu is an honest man? No wonder you''re being played with.


    Huang Sanshi jumped up excitedly: "didn''t you agree to identify Li Tiezhu? Why did you all rebel? What''s the matter?"


    Fang Bo patted his chest: "for justice!"


    Li Tiezhu can say that Fang Bo dares to slander him and give him a full body massage tonight.


    Yu Weihe: "I never bully honest people."


    Li Tiezhu said that last time I wanted to take off my pants, I remember. Dare to frame me. You''d better not sleep tonight.


    Wang Su: "I can''t sorry my fellow countryman."


    Wang Su doesn''t want to cry every time he sees a fellow countryman in the future. Tiezhu can definitely do it. Offending Huang Sanshi is scolded and offending Li Tiezhu is cut. Which is more important?


    He Ling: "I love to see Mr. Huang dig a hole for himself."


    Yi Xiaomao: "what are you talking about?"


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.


    "Yellow fat man is really miserable!"


    "I said I wouldn''t lose!"


    "The old fox dug a hole and buried himself, ha ha!"


    "Wait for Huang Sanshi to fly."


    "The three good brothers rebelled collectively, and even teacher he defected to the enemy. What a tragedy!"


    "Didn''t Li Tiezhu deceive Peng at the beginning?"


    "The truth is no longer important."


    Huang Sanshi got up and left: "I''ll go and see the soup in the kitchen. It seems that the fire hasn''t been turned off yet..."


    Fang Bo chased up: "want to run! Come and catch him!"


    Yu Wei and the squirrel quickly caught up. The three people twisted with fat Huang. It was difficult to subdue the fat man for a time.


    Li Tiezhu came late. With an iron fist, Huang Sanshi was put up.


    Huang Sanshi: "you think about it. The mushroom house is an infinite challenge. You wait to bear my anger!"


    Wang Su: "for my brother Zhu, I''m not afraid!"


    Fang Bo: "you don''t have a plan to have three children at present, do you?"


    Huang Sanshi: "


    "One, two, one..."


    A group of people carried Huang Sanshi straight to the wooden post at the door of the house. Huang Sanshi screamed with fear.


    Fortunately, there are no female guests in this issue, otherwise... It must be more exciting!


    In a few minutes.


    Huang Sanshi was sweating and was finally released.


    A group of people went back to the arbor to eat.


    Huang Sanshi also went back and sweated: "I''ll go... You''re really good! You sold me out in the end! I admit, who let me start this. However, don''t think about it. The days will be long in the future."


    Yi Xiaomao: "ah? Isn''t it the head of the iron pillar?"


    Huang Sanshi shook his head: "no, it''s me and Fang Bo."


    When the program is put here, it suddenly pauses and then rewinds.


    Three hours ago:


    Peng Yuchang answered the first phone call and said, "he said he came with sun Lei. My God, what is the immortal lineup in this issue? Why are there so many big people?"


    At this time, Li Tiezhu came in and said casually: "because of your return this period, the program team specially spent a lot of money to arrange a huge lineup for you."


    Peng Yuchang: "true or false?"


    He Ling: "Shh! Iron pillar, why can''t you hide things?"


    Peng Yuchang was instantly serious: "it''s... a little expensive, ha ha ha..."


    The rewind is over.


    The truth came out. It was Li Tiezhu''s head and he Ling''s assist. But later, Huang Sanshi and Fang Bo continued to make mischief. They all forgot that the real initiator was Li Tiezhu.


    Barrage:


    "My God! The murderer is really Li Tiezhu."


    "Fat Huang is really wronged!"


    "Does it hurt?"


    "I guess I''ve been hit and numb. Everyone who''s hit knows."


    "There should be no real collision?"


    "This period is too busy. The men help the machine. In the end, Li Tiezhu is better."


    "Brother Zhu, no one dares to provoke me."


    After a meal, Huang Sanshi was still very angry: "brother Bo, you are very strong."


    Fang Bo: "not tough."


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s a long life for a bad man like you to live now!"


    Fang Bo: "I''ll meet you with endless challenges! I''ll take brother Zhu with me then! A showdown!"


    Huang Sanshi: "if you have the ability, you don''t take Li Tiezhu. Let''s fight alone."


    Fang Bo: "that won''t work. Brother Zhu must have a card face."


    At this time, someone knocked at the door outside the hospital.


    Li Tiezhu went to open the door and brought in an old bamboo basket.


    Peng Yuchang stood up and asked, "what''s the big night? Do you want help?"


    Li Tiezhu came over with a basket: "the donkey dung from the uncle''s house next door is going to be used for fattening the field tomorrow. What? Would you like to try it?"


    Peng Peng sat down: "what are you doing with donkey dung? Everyone is eating."


    Li Tiezhu stamped the basket on the table and said, "let''s try some fresh food."


    The crowd quickly covered their noses.


    Huang Sanshi didn''t believe it. He stood up and gave Li Tiezhu a hand to take out the things inside.


    It''s a big cake.


    Fang Bo also stood up, pulled his clothes and said gratefully, "it''s really expensive, it''s really expensive!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s not for you."


    Open.


    The huge cake says:


    "Welcome Peng Yuchang back to the mushroom house."


    There are also four villains below, namely Huang pangzi, he laoguai, brother Zhu and Peng Yuchang.


    Peng Yuchang was stunned, and then covered his face at that time.


    Tortured all afternoon, I thought I was playing my life. Unexpectedly, there was a surprise at the end.


    He rubbed the tears away. Peng Yuchang stood up with red eyes and said, "thank you! Thank Mr. Huang, thank Mr. He, and thank Tiezhu."


    Huang Sanshi shook his head: "I really don''t know. Did iron pillars do it?"


    He Ling also took Peng Yuchang''s shoulder and didn''t speak. He didn''t know.


    Li Tiezhu: "since you started fooling brother Peng in the afternoon, I ordered the cake and calculated the time for them to deliver it."


    Peng Yuchang hugged Li Tiezhu. Now he really felt the warmth of going home.


    The barrage was suddenly moved:


    "Nice post!"


    "My brother Zhu is embarrassed to do things!"


    "Iron pillar''s EQ is high."


    "Peng Peng is crying..."


    "Serious brother is really good!"


    He Ling: "how much is such a big cake?"


    Huang Sanshi: "where did you get the money?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the bonus for raising fat teacher Huang, 200, was all spent."


    Huang Sanshi: "it seems that I still have my credit! Peng Peng, see? My 20 jin meat is grown to meet you!"


    The next step is to cut the cake.


    Li Tiezhu gave Peng Yuchang the biggest piece, full of cream: "brother Peng Peng! Eat more, you are the protagonist today."


    Peng Yuchang shed tears of gratitude: "thank you! Good brother!"


    He Ling''s expression is suddenly strange, isn''t it? Li Tiezhu doesn''t really want to challenge the three-phase time to fatten Peng Yuchang up to ten kilograms, does he? Li Tiezhu''s routine is much more cruel than Fang Bo and Huang Sanshi!


    Li Tiezhu handed he Ling a piece of cake and blinked. Don''t tell!


    He Ling nodded decisively and scraped the cream to Peng Yuchang: "eat more. It hurts to see you thin in recent months..."


    Subtitle: phase III fattening Peng, mission start


    Barrage backwater:


    "Li Tiezhu! He! Tui ~"


    ¡°HE£¡TUI~¡±


    "Stink shameless!"


    "I was just moved..."

 Chapter 267

    ¡°HE!TUI~¡±


    Li Tiezhu wiped his face against the wind. The wind in early summer was very warm and delicate, but why did he always feel that spittle stars were caught in it? Which audience broke through the screen dimension? Spit on your face?


    It must be the fat man who spits Huang Sanshi, but he is leeward and I am windward. It''s a disaster for nothing!


    "It''s raining!"


    "Ah?"


    "It''s raining. Put your clothes away!"


    Li Tiezhu went to collect his laundry. It wasn''t saliva.


    On this night, Peng Yuchang, who returned from a long absence, finally tasted the warmth of his home. Half of the cakes bought by Li Tiezhu went into his stomach. Li Tiezhu was very pleased and secretly clapped hands with he Ling.


    Huang Sanshi came over quietly: "fatten Peng Yuchang. How about sharing the bonus equally among the three of us?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you go and talk to the program group about the bonus. You four, me and teacher he two."


    Huang Sanshi: "I''m four, you two are two, and the rest is twenty percent?"


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Peng! I''ve gained ten kilograms of fat. I can''t take credit for it?"


    Huang Sanshi: "what about me? I''ve gained twenty pounds."


    Li Tiezhu: "all the money has been spent on cakes. Why don''t you eat more?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I''m so fat, don''t I? Get out! Director, come here and supervise the production..."


    The negotiation went well, the price was very high, a full 300 yuan.


    Huang Sanshi walks with the wind and talks with me? Hum!


    After dinner, Huang Sanshi and he Ling continued to advertise "a good play" and "wind dog boy". Peng Peng was in good condition after being "received the wind and washed the dust". He scrambled to wash the dishes. He was cut off by Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao. You are so fat. What dishes do you wash? immoral!


    Peng Peng sat back and sighed: "the iron pillar is so good that I won''t even wash the bowl..."


    Huang Sanshi snickered, "you should adjust your state. Iron pillar won''t let you work in the future."


    Peng Peng: "why? Why is he so good?"


    Huang Sanshi: "isn''t he going to lose weight in filming? He needs more work. You have to let others."


    Peng Peng nodded again and again: "don''t worry. I''m finished filming. I don''t care. He has to work. Of course I let him."


    He Ling smiled strangely: "we Peng Peng are really good children..."


    The three swordsmen laughed and made Peng Yuchang scratch his head.


    Yi Xiaomao still decides to see if the ducklings are asleep. He is afraid to stay with these people. The routine is too deep. It''s better to play with radish, even if it''s scratched, at least... It''s better, isn''t it?


    The fluffy white stuff is the most interesting.


    Barrage:


    "By visual inspection, it''s not difficult to weigh ten kilograms in phase III."


    "Although it''s phase III, it''s actually more than half a month!"


    "Peng Peng is definitely ten pounds long!"


    "My iron pillar never tells lies..."


    The rice had already been eaten, and there were many leftover dishes. Li Tiezhu took out the money left for the grocery shopping and bought some wine for the old couple. Yes, it was twelve yuan a pound of sorghum liquor and fifty-six degree Baijiu, so that they could enjoy themselves.


    The program team also knows the importance. It won''t be broadcast. It only records the plot of their talking and chatting, and won''t cut into the picture of drinking.


    Yu Wei and started to boast: "when we Liu Guan and Zhang brothers poured Li Tiezhu, that guy, that scene... Tut! He drank with us with his tail between his legs. Don''t drink? We''ll take off his pants if we don''t drink! Seriously! Tiezhu came out at that time. He was so scared that he was clamped! Ha ha..."


    He Ling: "really? How dare you do this to brother Zhu?"


    Yu Weihe slapped the table: "Can it still be false? When we thought we had filled him with a whole bottle of Baijiu, less than twenty minutes, he could still support it, and he couldn''t help it. We had scared the car to death. He could not drink it any longer. He was able to drink it away. He really sent it away. If I really wanted to do it, I would have to vomit... Ha ha ha... This was the only time I had to irrigate him, and later I met him too. No insurance. "


    Huang Sanshi said, "I heard that iron pillar has been practiced now. Drink one and a half catties casually. Shall we try wheel combat?"


    He Ling: "it''s inappropriate to record the program. The main reason is... There''s not enough wine..."


    Huang Sanshi: "happy today! The program team pays the bill! It''s almost recorded here. This issue is absolutely wonderful! Brother Zhu! Come and have a drink!"


    Yi Xiaomao, who was driven out of the kitchen by Li Tiezhu, shivers and shrinks under the table in an attempt to hide himself.


    Huang Sanshi saw it at a glance: "Xiao Mao, don''t hide. You''re the number one dogleg of Tiezhu. You can''t run! Mom, dare to fatten me! Forget the producer and director. Those two are furnishings. Do you think they have made any contribution in this period?"


    Fang Bo laughed: "ha ha ha... Huang Laoxie, have you ever been cheated by new people? Oh, it really relieves your anger!"


    Wang Su: "I told you, we Xichuan children are mang!"


    Huang Sanshi: "you''re also Li Tiezhu''s gang. Get over there!"


    Wang Su: "old fox, you''ve done your own evil and can''t live! Come as soon as you come, which is afraid of which! Brother Pao''s family..."


    Li Tiezhu: "never pull the thin pendulum belt!"


    Wang Su: "right! Come on, the whole wine!"


    Peng Yuchang quietly Mimi is ready to run away and is caught by Yu Weihe: "what are you running for? You are also with Li Tiezhu! He bought you a cake!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the producer Wang Zhengyu and asked, "Lao Wang! It''s all right?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "the recording of the program is over. They''re looking for you to spell wine. Go and deal with those old men!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I recite questions at night. I don''t drink."


    Wang Zhengyu: "no advice! You must give me those old things to drink tonight. Get down!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "they say that there is no need for me to be a producer and director. You produced the scripts yourself. Can you bear it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "tell the truth? I can''t bear it! If you give me a raise, I''ll go right away."


    Wang Zhengyu: "


    Therefore, the establishment of the wine fighting force was completed, including Fang Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo, Yu Weihe and he Ling, and the opposition Li Tiezhu, Wang Su, Peng Yuchang, Yi Xiaomao, 4v4.


    It''s just recording. It''s just work.


    Who cares about the image after recording the program? Dutt is crazy!


    "Tomorrow''s guests will arrive in the afternoon, so you are free to drink! The program team provides drinks! Come on, go to Maotai..."


    Wang Zhengyu shouted shamelessly, adding fuel to the fire.


    This NIMA is on the Maotai. I can''t stop drinking.


    When the program was put here, everyone thought it was going to be cut, but in fact, it was not cut at all. The program team found another way and came with a huge subtitle:


    "Excessive drinking is harmful to health. I don''t believe you see..."


    He Ling was the first to die in battle.


    Li Tiezhu directly to two cups of Baijiu, and then he shrunk under the table.


    A whole 42 baijiu.


    Li Tiezhu and Wang Shu carry he Ling upstairs and settle down, and the wine fight continues.


    Peng Yuchang was the second one killed in the battle. He was turned around by the four people opposite and fainted directly.


    The third one was Wang Su, who was turned around by the other party. Finally, Yu Weihe fought with him for half a kilo.


    The fourth is Yi Xiaomao, half a kilo.


    The fifth is Yu Weihe and Qi Liang.


    The sixth is Fang Bo, a kilo.


    Finally, there were only two people left, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi.


    The two people were drunk and whirling. They pushed glasses for lamps. After drinking three or four liang of wine, both of them were clear.


    "Iron pillar, you installed it?"


    "You too! Good acting, Miss Huang!"


    Both of them drink well and haven''t been drunk much, so they are still sober now.


    Ling Ling


    The telephone rang untimely.


    Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi took their wine glasses, walked into the room to answer the phone and directly opened hands-free.


    Li Tiezhu: "hello? No insurance, no loans."


    More or less.


    "Ah? Ah... Yes, is it a mushroom house?"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s a mushroom house! Who are you? You''re busy when you don''t sleep at night?"


    The fat man is a little dizzy, too.


    On the phone: "no, what... The program team informed me to come to the mushroom house to participate in the program recording tomorrow, saying it was a call to order."


    Huang Sanshi: "how much do you drink?"


    On the phone: "ah?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu has drunk half a kilo, and the other six have been lying upstairs. I, Huang Sanshi, are still fighting. How about your combat effectiveness?"


    On the phone: "I''m a girl..."


    Huang Sanshi: "ah? Is it a girl?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s always a female voice. Have you been drinking? Besides, girls can drink well! My bamboo son weighs two kilograms."


    The phone began to stammer: "I... no, that... Can I return this program? I don''t want the announcement fee..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t return! If you return, what shall we record? Tell me quickly, what will you order?"


    The phone said, "I don''t drink."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you drunk too? I asked you what to order!"


    The female voice on the phone trembled and said, "I''ll order, I''ll order... Rice."


    Huang Sanshi: "you have to drink when you eat!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    What do you think? How can the program group cut it? Don''t you cut the mushroom house into an alcoholic club?


    The female voice said, "then I won''t order."


    Huang Sanshi: "bye."


    Hang up.


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t hear it. Do you know who it is?"


    Huang Sanshi hiccupped: "of course I know."


    Li Tiezhu: "who?"


    Huang Sanshi: "according to the pig''s baby, the female guest of gallop bar, don''t you know?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment: "is it the one who gave birth to the baby replaced by lengba? It''s not fun tomorrow. Don''t cut this sentence into the positive! Otherwise, I''ll kill you."


    Huang Sanshi said, "let her call again tomorrow and cut off the part just now. Doesn''t it mean that the guests want us to choose together?"


    Li Tiezhu: "go to sleep! There must be more than one female guest tomorrow. All those who come today are men."


    Huang Sanshi: "that makes sense."


    One night later, the next morning, in the slight drizzle, it showed its towering.


    It''s not a good day at first sight.


    Yu Wei and Fang Bo got up early. When they came to the yard, they found that the noodle soup in the stove was still hot. They asked, "where''s the iron pillar? He got up long ago. He didn''t cook noodles for us. Where did he go?"


    The camera teacher replied, "on the other side of the valley, Tiezhu went to the house to help the castrated pig."


    Yu Weihe was stunned directly: "shit!"


    Fang Bo almost choked: "Li Tiezhu is really versatile. Let''s go and have a look!"


    (tomorrow morning''s chapter is expected to be late. Forgive me!)

 Chapter 268

    Two people followed the camera teacher out of the mushroom house courtyard. They were still a little dizzy. They drank and lay down directly last night. It''s strange that they can feel better.


    Yu Weihe: "well, why did the iron pillar go to the castration pig?"


    Fang Bo: "I''m brother Zhu. Why should I explain to you?"


    Yu Weihe: "yes..."


    When the program was put here, it began to play backwards again.


    More than an hour ago, Li Tiezhu went downstairs with turnips, cooked a small bowl of noodles, threw the turnips upstairs, took a ladder to see the eggs laid by dog leftovers and Tigress, and then went to run in the morning.


    In order to maintain his weight, Li Tiezhu eats very little every morning, but he has to exercise for a long time.


    After running along the road for half an hour, when Li Tiezhu returned, he saw a little pig racing with blood to seize the road, humming and humming while running.


    Such a small pig began to kill?


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. He found that the blood was on his stomach. He knew it was not killing pigs. Outside the house not far away, a simple and honest man smiled awkwardly with a small knife.


    Li Tiezhu kicked over the pig and caught it. When I went, there was a long cut in my stomach and my intestines were about to leak out.


    too horrible to look at.


    Li Tiezhu returned the pig to the man and said, "brother, are you a castrated pig or a ripper?"


    The man''s hand was full of blood and scratched his head: "I''m not very good at castrating pigs. Castrate and play..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    After another chat, Li Tiezhu found out that the teacher who knew how to castrate pigs in the village had gone to the city to see the children, but the little pig of brother Liu''s family couldn''t afford to wait for castration again, so he castrated himself.


    First castrated two males. Brother Liu found that his knife was ok, so he expanded a little. He grabbed a little sow, and then it was like this.


    The male''s good castration is, after all, domineering. The sow''s bad castration is too deep.


    Li Tiezhu: "forget it, your castration method will kill half. I''d better come."


    Brother Liu held the blood racing pig: "you''re a big star. Can you Castrate a pig?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m more skilled than you anyway."


    In this way, Li Tiezhu started a new job. Brother Liu held the pig and Li Tiezhu castrated the pig. Brother Liu''s family watched and even applauded occasionally, just like watching the concert.


    Brother Liu''s sows are much more productive than some writers. They gave birth to twelve at a time. All of them are water, white and tender. They look very delicious.


    By the time Fang Bo arrived, Li Tiezhu had castrated eight, and there were two left, except for Dingding, which was slashed by brother Liu.


    They crowded into the crowd and looked, Ho! Very skilled!


    I saw that brother Liu came with a struggling pig. Li Tiezhu grabbed the hind leg and put it on the ground. His left knee knelt directly on the pig''s neck, his right foot stepped on the pig''s tail, his left hand picked up the pig''s hind leg, separated it, cut it off with a sharp knife with his right hand, and then quickly took off the castrate. The movement was so smooth that there was an original beauty.


    Yu Wei and Tucao: "fortunately, Huang Huang, our teacher last night, if you bully me, brother make complaints about you."


    Fang Bo: "go away! If you want to cut it, you should cut it first."


    When the program was put here, although many scenes were mosaic or not cut at all, we still saw Li Tiezhu''s real kung fu. The bullet screen called out to the good guy:


    "Good guy!"


    "I''m a good guy directly!"


    "Serious brother doesn''t lie. If he says he can Castrate a pig, he will Castrate a pig."


    "I was wrong. I thought he was bragging."


    "Cut the pig..."


    "Something''s wrong with you upstairs!"


    "In other words, castrated pigs look addictive. I also want to cut something..."


    "Brother, don''t cut yourself!"


    "My dog has been pressed down. Can I ask for a pencil sharpener?"


    "Isn''t it better than singing and dancing? What a talent!"


    The last pig was cut and given antibiotics. Li Tiezhu threw the pig away and washed his hands.


    Brother Liu came over with a grateful face and handed the cigarette: "thank you! Thank you, brother."


    Li Tiezhu waved his hand: "I can''t smoke."


    Brother Liu handed cigarettes to the rest of the program group and recorded the program. No one wanted him.


    Finally, brother Liu went to ask his wife for instructions, took the little sow who had lost too much blood and didn''t have the strength to struggle, and said, "brother, if you give the salary, you can''t see the big star. This little pig can''t live. Let''s give it to you."


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "don''t, don''t, don''t! It''s too expensive, isn''t it?"


    It''s no joke that the price of a sold pig is nearly 1000 yuan. Although this pig is still small, it costs 600 or 700 yuan. It''s not too expensive to say.


    Brother Liu said, "take it. If you don''t help me, I''ll have to die a few more. Moreover, a castrated pig is also dozens of yuan, almost. When you record TV, I''m sorry to invite you to dinner."


    Rural people are sincere and enthusiastic, and don''t beat around the bush.


    Li Tiezhu did not wash his hands, but took it with his backhand: "yes, I''ll kill it first."


    Without a pig killing knife, Li Tiezhu took the castrated pig''s knife, came outside the house and cut straight down. Brother Liu took a bowl to collect the blood. It was embarrassing that there were no more drops of blood. They all spilled on the street outside. It looked like the murder scene.


    The little sow''s soul returned to the sky. Li Tiezhu packed it in a plastic bag and said goodbye to brother Liu''s family with a smile.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu found Fang Bo and Yu Weihe: "Why are you here?"


    Yu Weihe: "come and see my brother Zhu!"


    Fang Bo: "good knife technique!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m flattered. I''ve castrated two hundred pigs without three hundred. Practice makes perfect..."


    Yu Weihe: "this little pig is very big."


    Li Tiezhu dumped the little sow: "sixteen or seven kilograms. It was the most appropriate to castrate about fifteen kilograms. Brother Liu also waited for a few days and couldn''t wait any longer. He had to castrate himself."


    Fang Bo: "how to eat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know, roast?"


    Fang Bo: "beautiful!"


    When they returned to the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Wang Su, Peng Yuchang and Yi Xiaomao got up and were talking about the pig baby coming to the mushroom house. Just now Peng Peng received a call from the big baby and was very excited. Another female guest claimed that she was not good-looking.


    They were shocked when they saw Li Tiezhu coming back with a little suckling pig. It was even more amazing to hear Fang Bo add oil and vinegar.


    Peng Yuchang: "my God! Brother Zhu, you are too strong!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "how awesome!"


    Wang Su: "I''ll go! Why didn''t I catch up? I also want to castrate two, male I can."


    He Ling: "carrying a handle in the mushroom house is not a false reputation!"


    Huang Sanshi: "yes, yes, Peng Peng went to boil water. Let''s deal with the pig. Who, give the pig a video and let him see it."


    Fang Bo: "I''ll call and show the pig how we kill the pig."


    Soon, brother piggy saw the local pig killing method from a long distance.


    Li Tiezhu can''t kill pigs, but he can kill flying pigs. Therefore, the treatment of this pig is the same as that of flying pigs.


    I saw that Li Tiezhu got a small bamboo tube, cut a hole in the pig''s foot, inserted the bamboo tube, and then squatted on the ground with a fierce blow. The pig began to expand at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon became round.


    In Fang Bo''s mobile phone, Piggy''s signature laughter came: "Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee..."


    After blowing the pig round, Li Tiezhu tied the opening at the pig''s feet, poured hot water on the pig and began to shave.


    There was no special plane for scraping pig hair. Wang Su was also a hands-on expert. He went directly to the tool room to make two with iron sheet and simply polished them. Then, together with Li Tiezhu, he began to shave pig hair and cooperate skillfully.


    Huang Sanshi: "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. That''s what I''m talking about."


    Peng Peng nodded again and again, "I''ve seen a lot!"


    Yi Xiaomao squatted next to Li Tiezhu and looked at him with a worship face. His face was slightly red.


    Barrage:


    "So this is how to kill pigs?"


    "This is the method of killing pigs in rural areas. Our family used to do this before."


    "Blowing pigs is very soul!"


    "Li Tiezhu is really cowhide, and Wang Su really can!"


    "I''m the only one who thinks it''s cute to blow the pig round?"


    After shaving, it''s simple. Li Tiezhu directly opened the belly of the pig. The pig was too small and lost its internal organs. Then wash the pig and start yard salting to prepare for roasting.


    After that, Li Tiezhu improved the grill he made last time, made it into the shape of roasted whole sheep with Wang Su, lit charcoal and directly roasted it.


    Just baked, big baby and lini arrived, and everyone welcomed them one after another.


    The big baby was surprised and said, "Wow! It''s very kind of you to prepare roast suckling pigs for us... I''m so moved."


    good heavens!


    It embarrassed everyone.


    Li Ni said, "what do you think? It doesn''t seem to be prepared for us!"


    Big baby is embarrassed himself.


    He Ling is still good at getting round the game: "as soon as we count that a beautiful woman is coming today, we have prepared a pig for you."


    Yang Ying: "did you raise this pig yourself?"


    He Ling said with a smile, "we don''t raise pigs. It''s iron pillars that go out for a run. We accidentally hit a pig. Isn''t there a pig?"


    Yang Ying looked at Li Tiezhu, the roast pig. "What do you mean? It was really killed?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I was scared to death when I saw BOGO and me together. They were so ugly."


    Fang Bo gave a thumbs up directly: "beautiful! Let''s make a photo and paste it on the gate of the mushroom house, which can ward off evil spirits."


    Li Tiezhu: "scare ghosts and play? Unfriendly!"


    Fang Bo said with a smile: "also... What''s that, what dishes did the two beauties order?"


    Yang Ying: "braised pork."


    Li Ni: "sauerkraut fish."


    Fang Bo said to Li Tiezhu, "what about fish?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you swim in the reservoir over there, you can scare a pile of fish to death."


    Fang Bo went with Wang Su: "wait, I''ll get you fish."


    They sat in the boat and saw an old man fishing a big fish on the shore. They immediately gathered together to help people catch the fish with a net. Then they rubbed other people''s fishing rods and baits, followed by fishing. Under the guidance of the teacher, they really caught two fat fish.


    Here, Li Tiezhu has roasted the suckling pig all over the yard.


    (I''ve been back for two days. I don''t have enough code time. I can''t keep up with the time. Excuse me. But I''ll guarantee the third watch!)

 Chapter 269

    According to the pig''s baby, she has a sense of variety. When she eats the roast suckling pig, she takes a big bite, just doesn''t swallow it, chews it a few times and spits it quietly. She also takes a lot of shots with the rest of the bones, and kindly suggests that the teacher cut her into seven or eight pork chops in the later stage.


    Without swallowing a mouthful, she placed seven or eight pork chops in front of her and touched her stomach: "ah! How supportive! The roast suckling pig is so delicious! I haven''t eaten so much for a long time..."


    Li Tiezhu said on the spot, "don''t waste if you don''t eat. Others still eat."


    Big baby said, "I''m providing a lens for the program group. The pork is so greasy. Please eat less."


    Peng Peng gnawed his mouth full of oil: "not greasy!"


    Of course, the discordant dialogue will not be cut into the positive film, but it will affect the mood of the rest of the program group. It is obvious that this issue is not as crazy as yesterday. Everyone is too polite.


    After lunch, Fang Bo, Yu Weihe, Wang Su and Yi Xiaomao all left, and the program recording continued.


    There are not so many explosive points in this issue, but the quality of the whole film is still very high. Li Tiezhu''s plan to fatten Peng Yuchang is implemented all the time. It''s very detailed. It''s basically raising pigs, not letting him work, and always giving him all kinds of food.


    The next day, after the program was recorded, everyone went their separate ways again.


    Then


    Li Tiezhu went on the hot search again. This time, the hot search was because of a moving picture. The program group sent the moving picture on the Weibo.


    Carrying a yellow haired Li Tiezhu in the castration, it is a knife to open the pig''s leg.


    Originally, the popularity of the moving picture was not too high. Everyone just lamented that Li Tiezhu was versatile. As a result, the moving picture was made into a ghost animal expression bag by online talents, and it was immediately popular.


    The expression pack is still this moving picture, but it is equipped with a few words: come and play together!


    Play???


    Breaking off the leg is a move to break off the descendants. Is it fun?


    Isn''t that a fire?


    This expression pack is everywhere on wechat, penguin, Weibo and forums.


    Then, the expression package was changed by magic. All the changes were text parts, such as:


    "Good! Let me break your leg!"


    "Cutting is healthier."


    "I''ll give you a small operation."


    "Cut off all your troubles!"


    "The secret of happiness."


    "Keep the root!"


    "People will always lose something in their life."


    "Boar''s baby!"


    When the castrated pig expression pack was popular all over the network, Li Tiezhu had returned to the crew of "drug God". He wanted to spend more than a week shooting the rest of the scenes, and then go back to prepare for the college entrance examination. At this time, there were only about 20 days left from the college entrance examination.


    The crew also send Li Tiezhu''s expression bag of castrated pigs all day. They are always @ Li Tiezhu.


    According to tiktok''s theory of "I am black and myself, let the black powder have no way to go", Li Tiezhu changed his voice and WeChat head to a picture of a pig by backhand. So tiktok also added some fans.


    The first scene that Li Tiezhu returned to the crew was that Cheng Yong came to the slaughterhouse and asked Huang Mao to go back and sell medicine for him.


    In this part of the play, he and Xu Shan had a dispute when they were in row.


    Xu Shanzheng said, "you shouldn''t hate me. I think your role despises me. Moreover, Cheng Yong didn''t hurt LV Huili''s death."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it''s not a question of whether he should or not. I hate you. I don''t look down on you. I won''t think so much."


    "You have to think, you have to think about the behavioral logic."


    "No! Huang Mao is an illiterate man. He certainly won''t think whether he should hate you or not. LV Huiyi is dead. He is very uncomfortable and will hate you."


    "He doesn''t want to come back to help Cheng Yong because he doesn''t know that Cheng Yong won''t make money this time."


    "No, no, no... he doesn''t want to come back. He just thinks that Cheng Yong killed LV Huili. His brain circuit will certainly think so, although in fact it''s not."


    "Is that so?"


    "How is it possible to be rational about the death of a friend?"


    "HMM... so he hates Cheng Yong? Then why did he come back? Figured it out?"


    "I didn''t figure it out. I just knew that Cheng Yong didn''t make money selling medicine this time."


    "I still don''t understand. Is this normal?"


    "That''s normal! You don''t understand the thinking of the people at the bottom. I know better than you. We seldom think about problems. What wrong love and hate follow our feelings."


    "Ah?"


    "Just like I used to move bricks, a workmate was beaten by the boss for stealing steel bars. We all went to the hospital to see him and thought he was unlucky."


    "It''s wrong to steal!"


    "We all know that there are few people who will steal, but we still think the boss is too cruel and the worker is very pitiful."


    "What''s the logic?"


    "There is no logic. Once, uncle Huang was detained in Wan alley. My old man went to help him pay the fine and get the person. When he came out, everyone picked him up."


    "No one dislikes him?"


    "No! Many female workers joked that uncle Huang had eaten national food for two days."


    "Er..."


    Finally, neither of them could convince anyone, so they had to let the director and producer participate in the discussion together.


    Producer Ning Shitou said, "I have a big problem! I don''t speak, just listen."


    Director Makino said: "this problem... What is written in the script is Huang Mao''s indifference. My initial view is that Huang Mao knows he shouldn''t hate Cheng Yong, but he still spills his anger on Cheng Yong."


    Xu Shan nodded: "yes!"


    Li Tiezhu: "No. Huang Mao''s living condition is very similar to that of me who used to work on the construction site. I really don''t think about anything. As soon as Lu Huiyi died, he hated Cheng Yong. He didn''t think about whether he should hate or not. He directly hated him. Just like robbing medicine at the beginning, he didn''t think about whether he should or not. He robbed it directly."


    Makino said, "it makes sense, but if he hates Cheng Yong, what''s the emotion of coming back to help him?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I just want to go back! Moreover, he began to recognize and like Cheng Yong, but he will continue to hate Cheng Yong. His idea will be very simple. If you had done so earlier, LV Huili may not die. He simply won''t think about Cheng Yong''s fear of going to jail. What should the children do at home? He can''t think of so many things."


    Makino asked again, "so... What about helping Cheng Yong drive?"


    Li Tiezhu: "just bet on whether he can rush out, he can bet, but Cheng Yong can''t bet."


    Makino: "brother Shan Zheng, what do you think?"


    Xu Shanzheng also thought carefully: "indeed, Peng Hao may not think so much about this role... Let''s play it like this and try it first."


    Ning Shitou didn''t say a word, but he also nodded. Li Tiezhu really took the role.


    Power on.


    Li Tiezhu sat on the ground eating a lunch box.


    Xu Shanzheng came in and said, "I''ve started selling medicine again. Come back and help me."


    Li Tiezhu picked up a piece of tomato and put it down again. Then he put aside the lunch box, stood up and walked to Xu Shan. His voice was not loud: "get away."


    Card!


    Makino is very satisfied with this paragraph, especially Li Tiezhu''s last sentence to avoid and pun, which shows that he doesn''t want to have any social disgust with Xu Shanzheng.


    After that, he began to shoot the play that Huang Mao came back to help Cheng Yong.


    Li Tiezhu''s face was numb, but people could see his recognition of Cheng Yong.


    Then there''s the dock chat.


    Cheng Yong smoked: "have you seen it at home?"


    Huang Mao: "not back."


    In fact, the subtext he said was that he secretly went back, but he didn''t dare to go back again.


    Huang Mao picked up a bottle of water: "they think I live well. Don''t scare them when you go back..."


    This is what Li Tiezhu changed and confirmed with the director and Xu Shan, because it is more in line with the biography written by Li Tiezhu for his role. Let the family think he is alive and don''t want them to know his condition.


    Cheng Yong: "aren''t you dead?"


    Huang Mao didn''t drink water. He put it down again and looked at the sea: "sooner or later." after that, he looked at Cheng Yong and showed a smile.


    Cheng Yong: "you''d better go back and have a look. Shave your head before you go. Your hair is scary enough."


    Huang Mao smiled.


    Cheng Yong: "do you look down on me?"


    Huang Mao: "yes."


    Cheng Yong silently moved his head aside.


    Huang Mao: "it used to be."


    Cheng Yong turned around.


    Huang Mao turned his head shyly and didn''t look at each other.


    After that, the performances were relatively smooth. There was no big problem except that Li Tiezhu''s appearance was always accompanied by some Yao moths.


    Ning stone could not help but Tucao: "what makes you make complaints about Li Tiezhu?"


    Makino: "as like as two peas, he is not playing. He is in the crew. He didn''t see what he did in the theater. He was exactly the same as Cheng Yong, and he did not talk. He was totally substituting for it. He did not need to find any mood or mood."


    Ning Shitou shook his head: "well... I know, it''s my problem!"


    Makino: "of course it''s your problem. You kind of like directing others. How can Li Tiezhu learn such acting skills? It''s good to let him design it himself."


    Ning Shitou: "I''ll try next time."


    Makino: "didn''t you say you didn''t ask Li Tiezhu to act?"


    Ning Shitou: "I''m not satisfied! I still want to challenge. It''s not necessarily all my problem!"


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu has shaved a head of yellow hair and returned to a round inch. He is finally comfortable.


    "Oh! That''s great!"


    Xu Shan said with a smile, "you''re so thin. It''s ugly to shave an inch. You''re a big star. You''d better have a hairstyle after filming."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! Long hair is bad."


    Xu Shan contends with envy: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "waste shampoo. Oh, it''s like wasting facial cleanser in your head."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''m special... Find Tigress to pull a can for you to wash your hair."


    In the next two days, Li Tiezhu''s driving and hospital scenes were filmed, especially the eyes that provoked the police officer, which made the director handsome.


    Finally, all of Li Tiezhu''s plays were finished. It took another half day to record his lines. Li Tiezhu flew back to Shudu.


    Monday, June 26.


    Li Tiezhu came to school again with his schoolbag on his back. He bought three cups of milk tea at the milk tea shop across the street, one for himself, one for Zheng Yanzi and one for Qin Tao.


    The college entrance examination is coming soon. Everyone has returned to the school, and Zheng Yanzi, who was escorted, has also returned.


    Qin Tao also came back. This is his father''s rigid requirement for him. You can''t go to college. You must get your high school diploma.

 Chapter 270

    Although it was only in the morning, the weather in midsummer was already very hot. The four ceiling fans in the classroom were buzzing, but they still couldn''t drive away the heat of the heat. What''s more, the fidgety cicadas chattered endlessly. The boys could lift their clothes to dissipate heat, and the girls'' covers were already wet.


    This is the dryness and heat of senior three. The weather is like the mood of students. They are extremely eager for a rainstorm to put out the heat wave. However, the rain has no trace.


    Some people say that the college entrance examination is a single wooden bridge. Some say that the college entrance examination is the first barrier in life. Others say that the college entrance examination is a soul stirring adult ceremony.


    But for Li Tiezhu, the college entrance examination is more like a show.


    He lost his original meaning, but he still took it seriously. This is an account of himself.


    Ice milk tea is very refreshing. Li Tiezhu sits in the classroom drinking milk tea and looks at the familiar and unfamiliar students around, writing or burying their heads and backs. He feels strange in his heart. If it wasn''t for the good voice program, he might be one of these people now.


    The future is still hidden in the fog.


    This is less than a year, like a dream.


    It''s not true, but it''s too true. A cup of milk tea hasn''t been finished yet. The younger brothers and sisters of senior one and senior two downstairs have come several times to ask Li Tiezhu for his signature.


    In a year, Li Tiezhu bought his father a big three bedroom house in Shudu. The house in his hometown also began to be built. He built a cement road for his hometown and moved a traditional Chinese medicine planting base. He has done countless charitable and public welfare undertakings.


    The once dull high school student has disappeared. Now Li Tiezhu is calm and calm. Although he is still earthy, he also has a certain bearing.


    And... Also had a cat and talked about girlfriends.


    "Xiong Da, did you learn the technique of castrating pigs from your old man?"


    Now it''s the end of class. Ban Hua, who is also drinking iced milk tea, pulled her sweaty clothes on her back and asked. Obviously, her mask is also wet. In summer, it''s particularly unfriendly for girls.


    You iron pillar looked behind her and was slapped directly on the back.


    Zheng Yanzi: "what are you looking at? Bah!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "my old man really can castrate pigs, but I didn''t learn from him. I learned from Qin Tao. I castrate dozens of pigs in his pig farm every year. Do you know how happy the castrated pigs are? If you don''t believe it, ask Qin Tao."


    Qin Tao said seriously, "things related to pigs are not happy. I don''t like raising pigs."


    Zheng Yanzi asked Qin Tao again, "I heard you started performing on the stage recently? It''s good!"


    Qin Tao nodded: "it''s a stage, but it''s all small venues. Moreover, master and teacher Guo said that I''m not amused until I''m enlightened."


    Zheng Yanzi: "why? You look so happy."


    Qin Tao: "your whole family is happy! I, ah? Sorry, I was wrong... Ah..."


    Zheng Yanzi gave Qin Tao a passive split. She learned from Li Tiezhu. She tore Qin Tao''s leg and carried it directly on her shoulder. Super high? Dare to argue with my sister!


    The students looked at this scene and smiled knowingly. It was still the familiar taste and the original formula.


    Ban Hua is still so fierce!


    Qin Tao is still so cheap that he doesn''t feel uncomfortable twice a day, sky.


    Li Tiezhu is still so stupid and cute, with a dull and silly face, but no one dares to provoke him.


    After heavy study, I found a trace of fun.


    Qin Tao covered his crotch: "er... Ban Hua, you lost to Xiao Wei again. We understand, but you can''t relieve me? I''m about to crack! If you tear it again, I''ll become a cracked leopard!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "now talk? Why aren''t you amused when you go on stage?"


    Qin Tao: "hum! Do you think everyone is Li Tiezhu? No face, no skin, don''t say, and have the courage to be fat. Anyone dares to fight."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you just can''t let go."


    Qin Tao: "I have an idol burden."


    Zheng Yanzi: "in the final analysis, it''s counseling! I know. As long as you have more people, you tremble when you talk. When you meet girls other than me, you blush like a monkey''s ass, let alone play."


    Qin Tao: "


    Li Tiezhu asked, "what are you afraid of performing on stage? I''m not afraid."


    Zheng Yanzi: "I''m not afraid. I haven''t missed my first visit to Wimbledon. Why are you so timid when you take it with you?"


    Qin Tao: "it was OK to go to the mushroom house with tie Zhu last time. Later, I went back to perform and felt guilty again. I don''t know what''s going on. However, I''ll take it. How do you know about ban Hua?"


    Zheng Yanzi raised her hand and slapped Qin Tao: "if you can make such a yellow tune on stage, you won''t embarrass me and Xiong."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Xiong Er, Qin Tao''s Flower Valley is sullen. I think he lacks a chance to fly himself. Now he''s still holding it. Just wait until he forks away."


    Zheng Yanzi slapped Li Tiezhu back and was blocked by Li Tiezhu.


    "Li Tiezhu, you bitch!"


    "Be civilized."


    "Civilization, you''re still a bitch! Since you became popular, you''ve become more and more coquettish, songzhuer told me."


    "Er..."


    Qin Tao laughed. Li Tiezhu was not afraid of anything, just ban Hua.


    These three people are the best in their whole high school career. There is no way. The class flower is too strong and domineering to find a female friend or a boyfriend. Many people chase her. As soon as people chase her, she asks others to break their wrists. Who dares to chase her?


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao have no friends, so they make a pile.


    The future of each of the three is also particularly strange.


    Zheng Yanzi, the only girl in the trio, became a professional athlete.


    Li Tiezhu, the most rustic and naive, has become a popular singer.


    And Qin Tao, the most counsellor and the least talkative, has become a crosstalk actor?


    Ling Ling


    Class begins.


    The little prince against the wind came in with the courseware, looked around, slowly drank a mouthful of strong tea and spit tea residue: "Vomit! Bah! Drink Tui... What... Today the whole class has arrived. I''ll talk about two things. First, it''s only two weeks before the college entrance examination. Everyone should add oil. After the examination, i... little prince against the wind, please eat a string of incense! The whole class!"


    "Oh..."


    "The little prince is mighty and domineering!"


    "I love you!"


    "Class leader!"


    Senior three, the students have long been driven crazy, suddenly shouted.


    This is the first time that the little prince against the wind called himself like this. He has been serious and cold for three years. He is an indifferent Mediterranean patient. Unexpectedly, he pretended. At this moment, the truth is revealed.


    In the first mock exam, the little prince, with a smile and a bald head, said, "second things, all the puppy love in the class, go to Li Tiezhu and prepare for it. Ah! I''m not going to break up you guys. I want to leave a message. Later, please invite me to drink. Why do I want to register with Li Tiezhu?"


    The students laughed and even began to coax: "iron head baby is powerful!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled shyly.


    Qin Tao smiled deeply. Why is there more than one? There are cats and rabbits! You are so naive!


    The little prince pressed his hand against the wind, motioned for everyone to be quiet and said:


    "I''ve always told you that you are the worst one I''ve ever brought. This is false. In fact, every student is the best in the teacher''s heart. You see, the teacher is bald and stronger. In fact, your current session is more powerful than the previous sessions I brought. Your average score is better, your quality is more comprehensive and your ambition is higher. What''s more, I have trained an athlete Guys, a singer and half a crosstalk actor. Don''t mumble about that half, just like you. If you can''t put it on the stage again, I''ll punish you for doing Olympic mathematics! "


    Qin Tao nodded quickly, "yes, little prince!"


    The little prince smiled against the wind: "Originally, you and Li Tiezhu were the two most worrying to me. Now that you two are promising, the teacher is relieved. Other students should not be discouraged and work hard. Everyone has their own brilliance. The teacher may have scolded you or even hit you before. Don''t be angry, let alone put me in a sack after graduation. The teacher really hopes you can take the exam Go to your favorite school... "


    Next, many students are red in the eyes, especially those troublemakers who have been corrected by the head teacher. The sack plan has been exposed... Another one, invite him to drink and intoxicate him.


    The little prince against the wind said, "well, when things are finished, we won''t go to class. We can study by ourselves and see which subject we can take the rest of the time."


    Li Feng is only thirty-six this year, but he is bald.


    At the end of the summer three years ago, he welcomed this class of students. At that time, he was not completely bald, but at that time, the students gave him the nickname "Little Prince against the wind", which is three years.


    Three years is neither long nor short. These children began to grow tall under his eyelids. Some grew twenty centimeters older, and some began to get fat. For example, Qin Tao was as round as his old man''s pig, while others grew into well-known athletes. All these are far beyond Li Feng''s imagination.


    This is the most magical class he has ever taken, among which Zheng Yanzi, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are the most magical.


    Seeing that it was the season of separation, Li Feng was sad, but he couldn''t show it, for fear of affecting the children''s mood of preparing for the exam. He knew that the children couldn''t wait to end the cool practice of youth and fly to the free future. However, the teacher couldn''t give up them, but they didn''t care.


    At the end of a class, the little prince walked away with a cup that was about to dry.


    Unexpectedly, there are several shameless people who come to Li Tiezhu to register puppy love information. Some of them fall in love with the students in our class, which is very well hidden.


    Even Li Tiezhu was surprised¡°


    "Lying trough! Did you catch up with the study committee?"


    "The class flower next door? You''re not making a false report? Call her over and confront her..."


    "Zhang Dayong, this is a secret love. Not to mention, Qin Tao still likes Yang Mi."


    Different from the imagination, the last period of senior three was not so painful and bitter. The students were very sunny and positive.


    "Li Tiezhu, when I go to college and brag to my classmates, you can''t help but pick up my video!"


    "Qin Tao, why are you so popular? Just one Li Tiezhu is not enough for me."


    "School flower, no, no, no! Class flower, class flower! You hurry to win the four tennis open champions!"


    How many people have had a fight?


    At the moment of separation, it doesn''t matter. These people are part of each other''s youth. The puzzle in memory is each other''s green years and cardamom years.


    When I was young, my gratitude and resentment also died with the wind. All that remained was the fate of knowing each other.


    (late! Try to adjust and update as much as possible.)

 Chapter 271

    -


    Young people don''t have any parting worries at all. Everyone, including Li Tiezhu, is very happy to welcome the graduation season.


    The old-fashioned things like message book appeared again, and even Zheng Yanzi got one, and asked people bullied by her to write blessings one by one. If they didn''t write well, it was another dunk. Looking at a book full of "sincere" blessings from the students, Zheng Yanzi was very happy, except for a mouse excrement that made people angry


    Li Tiezhu wrote: "I wish you meet Xiao Wei every game! Ollie, give it to me!"


    I can''t beat this. I can''t stand it.


    For a moment, the more you think, the more angry you are, and the more you think back, the more you lose.


    Then punish Qin Tao to write a blessing of 500 words, a full two pages, and the handwriting must be neat.


    After school, Qin Tao rubbed his wrist and walked out of the school with Li Tiezhu.


    The doorman warmly greeted: "little fat man, did you ask for leave from class to fight again? Young people have good physical strength."


    Qin Tao: "old man, when I graduate in a few days, please go to the winding alley."


    Uncle waved his hand: "keep a low profile and don''t let the leaders hear it."


    The time to go to school always passed quickly. In the twinkling of an eye, it was July 6. The next day was the college entrance examination. The college entrance examination in the world is one month late, but it is also a major event of national concern.


    Li Tiezhu walked into the classroom with a bag of small caged bags in the morning. During this time, he ate in different ways every day. Aunt Liu also cooked a big meal for Li Tiezhu at home. In more than ten days, Li Tiezhu came back with a weight of ten kilograms.


    Peng Yuchang hasn''t fattened up yet. He reached the standard first.


    While eating steamed stuffed buns, the mellow study committee changed the countdown on the right side of the blackboard from one day to zero.


    The chubby study committee member pushed his glasses and flashed a fierce light. He was as solemn and solemn as a general on the battlefield. He almost fell when he got off the podium. He didn''t hold his head and smiled and spit.


    Almost all the students are like this, trying to perform seriously, but in fact, they are already happy.


    Finally fucking boiled it out!


    In the morning, the history teacher gave us a new history class. His university debauchery history, boasting about love history, inspired the students'' enthusiasm for the college entrance examination in turn.


    In the afternoon, the students were disorganized and undisciplined, but a tacit understanding began to tear the books and papers, and all the teachers consciously withdrew.


    When school is over, it''s even more smoky. There are white paper scraps inside and outside the classroom, as well as all kinds of howls, songs and expressions


    "I want to test Nanxiang technical school!"


    "One day after the exam!"


    "Zheng Yanzi, I like you. Please don''t beat me!"


    "Qin Tao is a fool!"


    "Zhang Wenwen, you have a great figure!"


    "I''m a second force!"


    "It''s cool to tear the book for a while, and it''s cool to tear the book all the time!"


    "The wind is roaring and NIMA is shouting..."


    "Liu Xiaoyun from class two, I want to sleep with you. Please answer when you hear."


    "Go back to NIMA! Xiaoyun is mine!"


    "Li Tiezhu sings a song."


    "Zheng Yanzi, dance! Ah... Don''t come here!"


    "Miss Zhao, will you marry me?"


    Li Tiezhu watched with great interest as everyone was noisy, Zheng Yanzi rushed to beat people on the table, and came back domineering on the table. Qin Tao stood on the podium to perform belly dance for everyone, and the fat meat trembled.


    The next day, the college entrance examination began, Chinese in the morning and mathematics in the afternoon. Another day, Wenzong and foreign languages.


    After some crazy vent before the exam, the students are very calm reference.


    On the night of the exam, the little prince against the wind didn''t break his promise. Under his leadership, more than 50 people in the class killed and ran to Yulin to make a string of incense and eat and drink. The little prince against the wind also drank, comforted several students who didn''t do well in the exam, and smoked a cigarette with the most skinny students in the class. Finally, his eyes were a little red, but the students were very happy.


    Finally, the little prince against the wind found Li Tiezhu: "no problem?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I estimated that 400 points is no problem."


    "That''s OK. The undergraduate line of art in our province is more than 300 points. You have no problem with your grades."


    "Thank you, Miss Li."


    "Thank me for what?"


    "Thank you for helping Qin Tao to work for his old man."


    "Don''t thank me. I just hope every student has a good future. Whether to take the exam or not is the second."


    Qin Tao had drunk and lay down. After dinner, Li Tiezhu personally sent him home.


    It seems that time is not uniform. We have prepared for the college entrance examination for three years, and it will pass soon. There is no thrilling and earth shattering, or even insipid.


    When he got home in the evening, Li Tiezhu drank with the old man Li Fugui for a while. Aunt Liu specially prepared wine and vegetables.


    "When you get the admission notice, we''ll go back to the village to have a banquet... And burn some paper for your mother."


    "Good!"


    For the small mountain village where Li Tiezhu is located, although college students are no longer rare, it is still a grand thing and always needs to be celebrated.


    The meaning is different.


    Even if Li Tiezhu went to the Spring Festival Gala, old man Li was not so happy.


    Li Fugui was very happy. As soon as he was happy, he drank a few more cups and was carried into the bedroom by Aunt Liu.


    Li Tiezhu took a bath and laid a video on the bed. Actually, it was simply piecing together. Since the opening of the flick, it has been almost a year since Li Tiezhu opened. Only a dozen videos were released, which belonged to the typical example of being too lazy. But tonight, this one can not be lazy. This is discussed with tiktok.


    At twelve o''clock sharp, the video was released.


    Li Tiezhu: "let me introduce my girlfriend, Matsushita."


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... It''s me!"


    There is no doubt that the next day, Li Tiezhu went on the hot search again, but this time, because the heat of the college entrance examination was too high, the official publicity of Li Tiezhu and songzhuer did not cause much sensation. Moreover, we already knew that the two were together, and only their fans were still crazy celebrating this matter.


    More tiktok, in the production of a two person''s love history, from the first encounter of mushroom house, to the scene of the revival, to the iron head baby hammer boxer, and then to the pine nut beat reporters.


    In this way, songzhuer rose by 8 million overnight, and Li Tiezhu also rose by 3 million.


    It''s the only one who has a relationship with the government.


    On the way to the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu received blessing messages from many people:


    Qin Tao: "the dog said yes, pot head, bowl head, hand, three to eat!"


    Yang Xiaoyue: "Congratulations, master. I''d like to bring one to Shiniang."


    Zheng Yanzi: "give birth to a turtle!"


    Luhani: "hahaha... You copied my copy!"


    Nie Yao: "well done, brother."


    Yue Yupeng: "so, love will disappear, right?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "why not hit a wave of film advertisements by the way? I lost!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "sister Xiuhong saw it. It''s too difficult for me..."


    Peng Yuchang: "brother, you are so brave!"


    Xiao Zhen: "I wish you happiness."


    Zhao Liya: "Oh! Silly column."


    Captive cat: "......"


    Li Tiezhu simply replied to these people, then made a video call to the cat and was refused? What happened? I called twice again, but I still didn''t answer.


    After waiting for a long time, lengba sent a video call. It turned out that songzhu''er was making a video with her. It was said to be a low-level Versailles. Songzhu''er said to comfort lengba. In fact, it was all about showing off. Lengba was not used to her. She directly shared the details of the first plundering of Li Tiezhu. Songzhu''er angrily hung up the phone.


    The cat was not in any mood. She might have pretended, but Li Tiezhu comforted her.


    The cat said fiercely, "I''ll see her kiss once in the future! Stick out your tongue, and Ben meow will do what he says!"


    Li Tiezhu was scared hard: "too much, too much..."


    "Thank you! Hey, law..."


    "Er..."


    "Goodbye!"


    "Bye."


    After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu found a circle of sweat on his forehead. It was not fear, but a sign of guilt. However, with the improvement of his IQ, he is really not pure. This kind of bad thing has no psychological burden and more strange ideas.


    The college entrance examination is over, so keep your intelligence low and live a simpler life!


    When Li Tiezhu came to the mushroom house with radishes, Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Peng Peng didn''t arrive. He was used to it. He went upstairs with a cat cage and luggage and was ready to find some work for himself after settling down.


    This is the last two issues of the mushroom house. It should have been recorded last week, but in order to make Li Tiezhu feel at ease for the exam, the program group changed the recording time. In fact, group photos put a lot of pressure on the teachers in the later stage of the program group.


    If nothing happens, this will be the last two phases of Li Tiezhu''s participation in the mushroom house as a permanent guest. He will not be permanent again next season.


    "Meow ~"


    "Who?"


    When Li Tiezhu walked into datongpu''s bedroom, he saw a lump of fat lying on the bed, wrapped in sheets, blowing the air conditioner and snoring.


    shock me.


    However, the snoring is too familiar!


    Li Tiezhu put the radish, went over and broke off the huge head. Good guy, Chen Chichi!


    Chen Chichi''s sleepy eyes were dim: "come? Go cook. I''ll have fried egg noodles. Sleep a little longer..."


    Li Tiezhu: "when did you come? Others call to order first. You can go to the mushroom house and order directly."


    Chen Chichi: "two fried eggs, more onions!"


    He turned to sleep and ignored Li Tiezhu''s inquiry. He was an old acquaintance and was not polite at all.


    Li Tiezhu had to go downstairs and ask the director.


    When the program was put here, it was naturally replayed and explained. It turned out that Chen Chichi played an all night game last night. He came to the mushroom house directly by car at 8:00 in the morning. He slept on the car and continued to sleep in the mushroom house.


    Li Tiezhu nodded. This is Chen Chichi''s style. If you can play games all night, you will never go to bed early.


    "But who invited this guest? Why didn''t you call? How did you record it?"


    The director also scratched his head: "we didn''t invite Chen Chichi. He led a team to play games in Suzhou and Hangzhou last night. He had no place to sleep and eat. He took a taxi himself. He also made an excuse to see whether Tianba was happy or not. When he came, he went upstairs to sleep. He didn''t know where the sheepfold was. I don''t know where he knew we recorded today..."


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    As an old acquaintance of the program group, Chen Chichi can''t rush out when he comes. Besides, it doesn''t cost money to send it to the door. The program group is happy.


    All right!


    At eleven o''clock, Li Tiezhu cut firewood, made a fire and cooked noodles. After cooking, he had to bring them upstairs to the uncle. He continued to sleep after eating noodles, just like a pig.

 Chapter 272

    Chen Chichi likes eating and sleeping like pigs.


    Li Tie repackaged the dried rapeseed in the yard. Of course, the program team helped dry it. After all, they are not here these days. He put the rapeseed into woven bags respectively. This period, he will squeeze the oil for money, otherwise he will have no money to spend.


    Pack the bags and stack them neatly. He Ling, Huang Sanshi and Peng Peng stepped on them.


    He Ling: "Tiezhu did a good job. You and zhu''er are finally officially declared. Work hard and go directly to" where''s dad "after graduating from college four years later."


    Huang Sanshi: "in principle, our school does not encourage students to have children during school, but if they do, they will not stop them."


    Li Tiezhu tilted his head and thought, as if he was not old enough?


    He Ling smiled: "poof... Are you really thinking about it?"


    Peng Peng: "hehe... Brother Zhu, are you in a hurry? How old are you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t understand people as old as you who don''t have a girlfriend. Teacher he, I didn''t say you!"


    Peng Peng: "


    He Ling: "


    Huang Sanshi: "don''t tease him. It''s easy to humiliate yourself. The director team just told us that there were guests at home. Where?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "go upstairs and have a look. I''m an old acquaintance."


    He Ling, Huang Sanshi and Peng Peng went upstairs with their suitcases and came down laughing again.


    "Snoring is like thunder. I thought it was an exaggerated word before, but now I know it is realistic."


    "I can''t wake up. I sleep like a pig."


    "Brother Chi Chi opened his eyes and looked at us. He was still shouting when he saw us. He definitely didn''t wake up."


    Ling Ling


    The phone rang.


    Peng Peng answered the phone: "hello? This is the mushroom house. Who are you?"


    On the phone: "we are a combination of lions and tigers."


    "Ah?"


    "Is it a band?"


    "Almost. Let''s order a big meal."


    Peng Peng covered the phone and looked at Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu: "it''s a combination. Order a big meal!"


    Huang Sanshi rolled up his sleeve: "if you turn on hands-free, I''ll see who''s so bold."


    Li Tiezhu: "ask them if they are resistant to manufacturing."


    Peng Peng pressed hands-free: "are you resistant to manufacturing?"


    On the phone: "er... It should be very resistant. What''s the matter?"


    A female voice said, "what are you talking about? You have to work! If you don''t resist manufacturing, the thief won''t resist manufacturing."


    He Ling: "one man and one woman? Combination? Phoenix miracle?"


    On the phone, the male voice said, "No. I''m not anti-counterfeiting, I can''t sleep. This girl is anti-counterfeiting, and her thighs are almost as thick as mine."


    Pumbaa: "Jialin?"


    There was laughter on the phone.


    Li Tiezhu heard the magic laughter and said directly, "aren''t you training?"


    The male voice was stunned: "ah? Did you hear it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you let that woman talk."


    The female voice pretended to be Jiao didi and said, "I hate it. People don''t talk..."


    Li Tiezhu: "vomit..."


    Female voice: "you''re dead! What''s your attitude?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t beat me."


    Female voice: "I beat your girlfriend! Do what you say!"


    tough!


    He lington''s face changed and he was surprised. This momentum, this middle spirit, is not an ordinary sister.


    Huang Sanshi guessed, "it should be an athlete."


    Li Tiezhu said, "well... I''m wrong. What would you like to order?"


    Female voice: "bear paw tofu."


    Male guest: "Mapo Tofu."


    Li Tiezhu: "you two should call tofu combination?"


    After two more conversations, the phone hung up.


    Peng Peng had better wonder: "who? Who? That girl seems very fierce. Iron pillar knows her very well?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well done! Well done. The woman is Zheng Yanzi. The man doesn''t know him. It''s estimated that they are also an athlete. They''re going to the national team for training these two days. I don''t know how they can come here when they have time."


    He Ling invited all the guests in this issue. He naturally knew who it was, but the surprise on his face was not disguised. He really didn''t know Zheng Yanzi was so overbearing. After all, he didn''t invite her at the beginning.


    Huang Sanshi is a little unfamiliar.


    He Ling explained: "Zheng Yanzi is 18 years old. She and Li Tiezhu are high school classmates. She won the championship in China and got soft hands. At the same time, she is also a female player who broke into the finals of the four major tennis open for three consecutive years. She has strong talent and good technology, but she is not very lucky..."


    Li Tiezhu relay said: "I have been sent home by Xiaowei for three years, hahaha..."


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s very strong."


    Peng Peng: "then she entered the four tennis open at the age of 16? Is she so fierce? Your class are monsters?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let me tell you, in our school, except me, no man can beat her. She also practices Taekwondo in addition to tennis."


    On the other side, Zheng Yanzi, dressed in casual clothes, blew her bangs angrily and said fiercely: "I''m so angry. When songzhuer comes tomorrow, I''ll slap my backhand..."


    Next to her, the bleary eyed Zhang can say with a smile: "hit her head. Her head is the most iron. It must be resistant to beating."


    Zheng Yanzi began to pinch her fingers and crackled.


    Zhang can be scared to wake up a lot. NIMA is the Lord who often fights.


    Zheng Yanzi has a high appearance value and a cheerful personality. She is very popular in the national team. She often goes to Taekwondo and table tennis teams to have dinner and compete with these athletes. In addition to tennis, her Taekwondo and table tennis levels can reach the provincial team level.


    This time, when playing with the great demon Zhang Ning, Zhang Yi heard that Zhang Yi was coming to the mushroom house, and then offered to come together. Zhang Yi called the program group and asked about the relationship between Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi. The program group agreed without saying a word.


    Speaking of, Zheng Yanzi''s position in tennis is no lower than Zhang Yi''s in table tennis, because she is beautiful and has good results, and her endorsement is soft. It''s no exaggeration to say that she has more endorsements than Li Tiezhu.


    When I saw this, the barrage was also excited:


    "I like both guests in this issue!"


    "Two? You ate Chen Chichi?"


    "Zheng Yanzi looks invincible! These long legs..."


    "I like her complexion."


    "There is color difference when you take off your clothes. Don''t ask me how I know."


    "This arm, this muscle, a fist, an iron head baby!"


    "Sit and wait for the iron head baby to be beaten."


    "Worthy of being a Chinese Sharapova!"


    "This is the most promising player to win a grand slam."


    "Isn''t it better than those red faced stars?"


    "Just sit as tall as Zhang?"


    On the other hand, Huang Sanshi in the mushroom house was very happy: "this period is simple, it doesn''t cost money, just buy two pieces of tofu."


    He Ling: "how can we be so stingy to receive our athletes?"


    Li Tiezhu: "kill Tianba. Anyway, Chen Chichi said he really wanted Tianba."


    Peng Yuchang: "ah ha ha..."


    Huang Sanshi: "the top priority now is to call Chen Chichi up to help us work, but in my experience, he has to sleep until dark."


    He Ling: "well, the four of us bet to see who can wake up Chen Chichi."


    Huang Sanshi: "what are you betting on?"


    He Ling: "bet on a lollipop. If it''s too heavy, he doesn''t deserve it."


    Huang Sanshi: "I''m the last one. Who''s the first?"


    Chen Chichi''s wake-up task was officially launched, and the reward: a 50 cents lollipop.


    Peng Yuchang volunteered. He was the first to go upstairs and call Chen Chichi. A few minutes later, he retreated: "I used my mobile phone to play radio gymnastics for him. I didn''t move!"


    He Ling was the second and soon retreated: "my God! I tickled him and made my hands tired. He smiled and continued to sleep..."


    The three looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu turned to the sheepfold and led Tianba out.


    Peng Peng: "brother Zhu, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I asked Tianba to wake him up."


    Peng Peng: can you still play like this


    Huang Sanshi clapped his hands: "yes! I don''t have to come out. I must wake up this time."


    He Ling: "go with me!"


    Peng Peng put on the lantern and the four went upstairs together.


    Li Tiezhu led Tianba to the bedroom with some feed in his hand.


    Tianba came to the snoring Chen Chichi and said, "baa..."


    Chen Chichi did not move.


    Li Tiezhu put a piece of feed on Chen Chichi''s face. He Ling directly turned on the staring at the dog mode. Huang Sanshi smiled badly. Peng Peng stamped his feet with colorful lights. Even the radish not far away came to watch the excitement.


    Tianba''s eyes narrowed slightly, with a lazy look, looked left and right, and was stunned, then stretched out his head and slowly approached Chen Chichi''s face.


    He opened his mouth slightly and ate a piece of feed.


    Chen Chichi felt cool on her face, reached out and touched it, turned over and lay face to face and continued to sleep.


    Li Tiezhu gently opened the blanket, lifted Chen Chichi''s clothes, and put a row of feed on his volatile stomach.


    Tianba: "baa..."


    He Ling: "Tianba must be thinking that this trough will move. Have a good time."


    Huang Sanshi: "no! It just doesn''t like meat. I''m tired of watching the crawling fat."


    Peng Peng''s expression was broken. He looked like you were so playful that he even looked down on him with the a smile.


    Tianba hesitated for a while and decided to eat one, two, three


    Chen Chichi reached out and touched his stomach. He touched Tianba''s face. He suddenly woke up. He opened his eyes and saw Tianba licking his stomach. He was so frightened that he screamed: "ah -"


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling laughed and their faces were rotten.


    Chen Chichi looked frightened, looked around, looked at several people by the bed, and then looked at the sheep who still wanted to lick his stomach. Finally, he came back to his senses. He wanted to talk and stopped. Finally, he said, "I''m scared to death..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what bad thoughts can Tianba have as a sheep?"


    Chen Chichi smiled bitterly: "ha ha... I didn''t expect to be awakened by a sheep one day. It''s also a rare life experience! If I guessed right, it must be Li Tiezhu''s idea."


    He Ling: "why can''t it be someone else?"


    Chen Chichi threw away the feed on his stomach, sat up from the bed and looked at Tianba: "ordinary people are not so cheap! Except me."


    He Ling was speechless.


    Li Tiezhu: "Tianba, say hello to your father."


    Chen Chichi jumped out of bed and woke up: "no, no!"


    Tianba: "baa!"


    Peng Peng raised the duck: "and colored lights."


    Lantern: "Ga!"


    Chen Chichi couldn''t help swallowing her saliva: "haven''t you eaten yet? They''ve grown so big!"


    Lantern: "Ga?"

 Chapter 273

    "Quack what quack? Sour radish duck soup!"


    "Ga!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Ga......"


    The conversation between Chen Chichi and the lantern was obviously cheerful. Soon he woke up completely. Then he jumped out of bed. No, he turned over and continued to sleep, wrapped his blanket tightly: "take them away. I will get up in half an hour! Please believe my character. Snore..."


    This fits his personal design very well.


    He Ling and Peng Peng looked at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu took Tianba and walked away: "go down and shovel some sheep dung eggs for standby. What if Chen Chichi falls asleep again. Wake up one minute later and feed one. It''s easy to go to the fifth floor at one go..."


    Huang Sanshi went downstairs with a big stomach.


    Chen Chichi can''t sleep at all. Li Tiezhu is a devil, which he saw in SiHa.


    This NIMA is filling me with a new cover, a middle cover, a middle cover???


    After a while, Chen Chichi came to the downstairs yard with a bird''s nest hairstyle: "aha... Listen to the people in the mushroom house, I want to order! A boiled beef, two pickled crucian carp, three steamed crabs, four marinated pig tails, five... Five blessings, six six six Dashun..."


    Chen Chichi was startled and shivered to hide behind the door.


    Li Tiezhu rushed from a distance with a sharp axe. He looked like he was going to chop him alive. Of course, Chen Chichi chose counseling.


    Li Tiezhu split the firewood with an axe and said, "just these four dishes, right? I see."


    Chen Chichi: "thank you for your kindness, brother Zhu."


    In the distance, Huang Sanshi, who was drinking coffee in the shed, said with a smile: "it seems that he has had the experience of skin cutting pain. How many pieces have flashed? He is competing with Fang Bo. If there is an iron pillar at home, it is like a treasure..."


    He Ling: "unfortunately, tie Zhu will not be a permanent guest next season. I really hope he has been in the mushroom house."


    Peng Yuchang: "why? Is it because of me? I think brother Zhu and I can coexist!"


    He Ling: "not because of you! It''s iron pillar. On the one hand, it''s just a temporary replacement for you. On the other hand, he doesn''t have enough time to do his studies, music career and acting career. In fact, if we can choose, of course we choose iron pillar."


    Peng Peng was immediately surprised: "ah? Is it so... Implicit?"


    Huang Sanshi comforted: "Peng Peng, don''t lose heart. Iron pillar has no special advantages except that it is better than you, more funny than you, more pleasant than you can work, better than you can cook. As long as you work hard, you won''t get too much scolding."


    Peng Peng: "


    Peng Peng thought for a while and tried to sophistry, but he also knew that he could not compare with Li Tiezhu. At the moment of embarrassment, he Ling rescued him again.


    When he Ling was teasing the lanterns with coffee, he found a man and a woman pushing a suitcase in the distance and said with a smile:


    "Guests are coming, ready to pick you up!"


    Peng Peng rushed out to open the gate and help the guests with their luggage. It was just a little embarrassing that he only knew male guests and didn''t know them well.


    "Brother? Sister? Ah... Sister. I''ll help you!"


    Zhang Yi: "Peng Peng? Don''t take it. How fat are you..."


    Fattening Peng Yuchang has a play.


    Zheng Yanzi: "don''t rob me, you little body. I''m afraid my luggage will break your waist."


    Peng Peng: "sister, did you bring a suitcase of shot put?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "no, it''s a gift for Li Tiezhu. You can''t take it anyway."


    Peng Pengfei didn''t believe it. He grabbed Zheng Yanzi''s suitcase and lifted it. He really didn''t move. He couldn''t even control the direction when pushing. On the contrary, Zheng Yanzi held the suitcase with one hand and didn''t change his face. The thigh muscles under the shorts did explode, which was thicker than Peng Peng''s head.


    Zheng yanzimei is really beautiful and strong. She is a muscular beauty. Otherwise, she can beat her from the first row to the last row on her desk? Beating the monitor on the top and being the last in the bottom also fully reflects the dish cooking in the class. Under her iron fist, there is no distinction between high and low except Li Tiezhu.


    Mr. He naturally greeted him at the door and said with a smile, "you can! Grind purple! Welcome to pengshenghui! Seriously, you two are athletes visiting the mushroom house for the first time. We are rare."


    Zhang Yi: "you''re welcome, you''re welcome!"


    Zheng Yanzi stamped the box: "Li Tiezhu, that Han PI Nan?"


    Li Tiezhu is still chopping firewood: "don''t criticize laziness. Come and chop firewood. I''ll tell you this training is good for you to spike on the Internet."


    He Ling: "iron pillar can''t speak. In fact, he is very enthusiastic!"


    Zheng Yanzi kicked the box, rushed over and flew up with one foot: "what are you spitting on the phone? Oh!"


    Li Tiezhu caught Zheng Yanzi''s feet with one hand, then carried her feet on her shoulders like a conditioned reflex and trotted around the yard: "warmly welcome Zheng Yanzi, a Chinese female tennis player, to the mushroom house, applaud, Peng, be warm..."


    Yes, Zheng Yanzi was once again carried by Li Tiezhu and slipped up. Fortunately, her physical quality was amazing. She jumped with one leg for two times, which was better than that in the past.


    Chen Chichi took the newly adjusted rice thin, and his face was dull. Rice thin poured out, with an obscene smile on his face: "this action seems not elegant? Iron pillar! Especially for such a beautiful girl."


    Li Tiezhu continued to run with Zheng Yanzi''s feet: "then you come?"


    Chen Chichi instantly drank Rice Thin: "athletes, more exercise is always good."


    From then on, integrity is a passer-by.


    Over there, Zheng Yanzi has been counselled. Li Tiezhu condescends, gives her the axe, directs her to chop firewood on the spot, and forces her to say: "look at you, you just don''t have a good memory. In grade one, you were carried around the playground by me. Do you think it''s useful to do this now? So you can''t beat Xiaowei. I tell you that people should know how to be flexible."


    Zheng Yanzi, with an axe in one hand, cleaved a thick firewood at the mouth of the bowl. Her face was not red and panting. She asked, "do you have any flexibility? Playing with Xiaowei feels like playing with male players, and technology, strength and experience are completely suppressed."


    Li Tiezhu said, "she has no shortcomings?"


    "Nothing."


    "Well... Does she have any advantages?"


    "Fast, strong, good at hitting the ball."


    "I wish you wouldn''t let her hit the ball hard."


    "You..."


    "Am I excellent?"


    "You know a hammer! She always starts first..."


    Chen Chichi gulped down rice and pulled he Ling and said, "Zheng Yanzi and Li Tiezhu are classmates? His life is too magical!"


    He Ling said, "there''s something else you don''t know. Li Tiezhu was also the main force of the school sports team and the track and field team at the beginning. Otherwise, he couldn''t enter the school with his results. However, later, because he participated in the good voice, his sports career ended."


    Chen Chichi: "no wonder such animals..."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu joined the track and field team at the beginning, not for college entrance examination at all, but for two reasons. First, he reduced some tuition and miscellaneous fees. Second, he provided special nutritious meals every day.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu only mixed with the sports team by his body. In fact, he didn''t have any special skills. His height was too short to play basketball, and he didn''t play football. He was too thin in shot put and too strong in sprint. In the end, he only mixed a place in the 110 meter hurdle. The main reason was that Li Tiezhu jumped high. Many people in high school struggled to jump that hurdle. Didn''t Li Tiezhu pick it up for nothing?


    After splitting the firewood, Zheng Yanzi began to open the box and give the gift to Li Tiezhu.


    A pile of barbells of all weights.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you didn''t steal the national team equipment warehouse, did you?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "I bought them all!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Xiong Er, I didn''t say you. I really don''t think you would be so good to me, so I feel malicious."


    Zheng Yanzi scratched her head: "is it so obvious? Xiong da."


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "actually... I just saw you acting some time ago and losing weight was too serious. Once you lost your handsome, I decided to give you some stimulation to make you strong."


    Li Tiezhu: "handsome is a kind of temperament, which has nothing to do with weight."


    Zheng Yanzi: "he! Tui ~"


    Other people burst into laughter. Zhang can smile and pat Chen Chichi on the thigh. Chen Chichi bit her tongue with a smile.


    He Ling hands Zheng Yanzi a paper towel.


    Zheng Yanzi declined, wiped her sweat with her hands, sat carelessly in the shed, took a sip of coffee, and instantly vomited: "cough... No milk tea? This coffee is too hard to drink, huh? What''s the matter? According to your expression, other guests said it was good to drink? Why so hypocritical."


    He Ling: "sister Yanzi... Your face is too cruel. I grinded the coffee with Mr. Huang."


    Zheng Yanzi: "no wonder it''s not good to drink. It''s not professional. It''s all right. I don''t blame you."


    He Ling: "I finally know why you have a good relationship with Tiezhu."


    Zheng Yanzi: "who has a good relationship with him... He is a fetal God and Qin Tao is not here. If Xiao Taotao is there, hum..."


    He Ling: "just what?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "I won''t just be bullied and have no target!"


    He Ling: "so, Qin Tao is the lowest end of the biological chain, right?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "no! I love Qin Tao. Every time I see him, I will personally run 5000 meters with him and urge him to lose weight."


    He Ling: "


    When the program was broadcast here, Zheng Yanzi made countless fans with her straightforward and domineering character, which attracted the barrage of bullets:


    "I love you, little swallow!"


    "Zheng Yanzi tennis bandit... Little swallow!"


    "Not a bandit at all! No wonder he always loses to Xiaowei."


    "It''s also a pride to be eliminated by Serena Williams for three consecutive years, okay?"


    "This thigh, this line, tut tut... Don''t get me wrong, I mean she has good physical fitness."


    "Li Tiezhu''s magical life!"


    "It seems that Zheng Yanzi is often bullied by Li Tiezhu at school."


    "With a face."


    "With what? Iron head baby head hammer warning!"


    "Iron head baby will come tomorrow, won''t he?"


    "Sit and wait for the iron head baby to be beaten."


    "Be reasonable, although the iron head baby is iron, it should not be the enemy of Zheng Yanzi. This height and muscle..."


    "I feel that my little swallow has a good relationship with Tiezhu."


    "Didn''t you find out? Zheng Yanzi is a plain face. She wiped her sweat directly with her hands when she was sweating!"


    "I really don''t have make-up. This appearance is also the best in the entertainment industry!"


    "Am I the only one who noticed? One is Xiong DA and the other is Xiong er."


    "This intimacy... I''m sour..."


    Over there, in order to ease the embarrassment of his coffee, he Ling forcibly changed the topic and asked, "why can you grind purple and? Your combination is called lion tiger combination?"


    (familiar update time, familiar perfection)

 Chapter 274

    "The lion tiger combination has a saying!"


    Zhang can hold the coffee and say it solemnly. His expression is so serious that he feels a little bitter when tasting the coffee.


    It''s reasonable that the coffee ground by he Ling and Huang Sanshi are the most high-grade coffee beans. The bitterness is a little bitter, but it''s not difficult to drink. It''s just that Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi don''t understand appreciation. One stubbornly believes that Banhua''s milk tea is good, and the other stubbornly believes that their own milk tea is good, that''s all.


    He Ling: "Oh? What do you say?"


    Although Zhang Keke is an athlete, he has a sense of variety and said with cadence: "this comes from the evaluation of our neighboring island countries! You know, my nickname in the island country is imperial fierce tiger. Zheng Yanzi is a famous player in Lianke island country in the tennis world and likes to mention the nickname far east lion!"


    He Ling: "poof... I always feel that your nicknames are a little too ashamed!"


    Peng Peng said, "really, it''s a good second."


    Zhang Yi''s cheek was slightly red: "it''s all the titles given by the host of the island country. We don''t have a choice!"


    Huang Sanshi: "what the hell is Zheng Yanzi''s lion cub? I always feel that she wants to compete with me and Tiezhu for work. Who is not a cook?"


    He Ling: "it''s the young lion, the young lion, not the cook."


    Huang Sanshi: "ah... I still don''t think it''s friendly enough."


    On the other hand, Chen Chichi took Mi Xi and swung on the swing, wave by wave: "ha ha... The fierce tiger of the Empire? The young lion of the Far East? What a shame! My goose bumps are getting up! The people of the island are living in deep water..."


    Zheng Yanzi, who knew the inside of the swing, muttered, "fat man, if you break the swing, you''ll die!"


    The guests in this issue are very characteristic and naturally recorded very happy. Chen Chichi is cheap and cute to the extreme. Zhang can look sleepy, as if he could sleep at any time. Zheng Yan''s Purple Dragon Tiger rustled fiercely, attracting the attention of countless fans.


    Apart from other things, Chen Chichi took a suitcase to load rapeseed oil, which is also called wit. Zhang can ride on the 28th bar and carry a bag of rapeseed. He dares to call himself a strong man. Looking at Zheng Yanzi, a bag of heavy rapeseed is flying on his left and right shoulders, and Li Tiezhu is nothing more than that.


    Therefore, less than one-third of the program was broadcast, and everyone became a fan of Zheng Yanzi.


    No way!


    What is the king in the variety age? Flow? level of appearance? persona


    Zheng Yanzi has a lot of traffic. Many people who pay attention to sports and don''t pay attention to sports know her. Yan value doesn''t say that she is tall, long legs, plump, beautiful face and wheat skin. Who doesn''t love her? Not to mention, one person can carry two bags of rapeseed to kill Chen Chichi and Zhang. Who can compete with him?


    To be honest,


    Chen Chichi squeezed a bag of rapeseed oil in a bar box, and he couldn''t help but Tucao: "swallow, you want to mix with entertainment circles, make complaints about your condition."


    Zheng Yanzi replied seriously: "I don''t mind. I''m afraid those little fresh meat won''t resist beating. What if two or three are killed?"


    Chen Chichi: "hahaha... I''ll find Luhani to beat you when I have a chance."


    Li Tiezhu: "we are all friends. There''s no need to force us to die... Hanigo, it''s also very difficult. If we meet fierce animals such as Zheng Yanzi, we won''t be disabled at Level 3?"


    In the later stage of the program, the group gave Luhani an ignorant expression: fuck me, right?


    Zheng Yanzi flew up and said, "who''s the beast?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hide this time. He got a solid kick: "you taste it yourself, you taste it... My waist is cracked..."


    Zheng Yanzi has to slap her again. Seeing Li Tiezhu''s eyes, she starts to be serious and resolutely recognizes counseling. This head really can''t be beaten. Bear it. When his girlfriend comes tomorrow, there will be an object to vent.


    The stuffy smell of lettuce oil permeates the oil pressing workshop.


    As Xichuan people, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi are immersed in it and even enjoy it.


    Chen Chichi, Zhang Yi and Peng Yuchang hid outside the door, which was delicious.


    On the other hand, he Ling and Huang Sanshi are shopping in the vegetable market. Today, they have little money to buy vegetables, but they are paid in advance. The most fundamental reason is that Peng Yuchang doesn''t grow ten kilograms of meat, but only eight kilograms.


    The loss of 300 yuan bonus made everyone very uncomfortable, and life suddenly became difficult and poor.


    Four hundred and fifty kilograms of rapeseed, one hundred and fifty kilograms of rapeseed oil and three hundred kilograms of oil bran. Generally speaking, the level of rape planted in this mushroom house is a little inferior, which is limited to the passing level.


    Li Tiezhu carried 150 kilograms of vegetable oil alone, and the other three shared the weight of 300 kilograms of oil bran. They returned to the mushroom house. It was getting late.


    The program team bought the vegetable oil from the mushroom house at the market price of 5 yuan a catty, and got a total of 750 yuan, barely able to finish the last two phases.


    As soon as he got home, Li Tiezhu ordered Zhang can and Peng Peng to catch fish in the rice field. The fish were all crucian carp seedlings planted with seedlings. At this time, they can also eat. This is the authentic rice flower fish.


    Zhang can be worthy of being the fierce tiger of the Empire. It seems that Dai Meng is quick in his eyes and hands. He soon caught ten crucian carp three fingers wide. Of course, it''s natural for Peng Yuchang to get nothing.


    Zhang can was so excited that he almost tore his clothes in public. He was forced to stop by Peng Yuchang''s straight eyes. The boy''s eyes were wrong.


    In the yard, Li Tiezhu has begun to prepare condiments. The old two drink coffee leisurely. After all, Huang Sanshi can''t be so leisurely in the next issue.


    Zheng Yanzi was burning a fire and said, "it''s hard for you to make money in the mushroom house!"


    Li Tiezhu handled ten crucian carp that Zhang could catch with his bare hands: "in fact, it''s not difficult, mainly because these people can''t work. If Qin Tao is permanent, raising a litter of pigs in three or four months will be enough to get out of the market¡°


    Zheng Yanzi: "he doesn''t like raising pigs."


    Li Tiezhu: "it doesn''t matter whether he likes it or not? If he doesn''t, I''ll raise him as a pig! The program team will reward him directly."


    In the later stage of the program, Qin Tao''s Avatar P swayed on the fat pig with the words: the food of Yunde society is better than that of mushroom house! Slightly


    Zheng Yanzi thought for a moment and then said, "I feel that you are not pure after your debut!"


    Li Tiezhu: "was I pure in school before?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "pure! Pure stupid and bad."


    Li Tiezhu: "keep the fire down. I''ll put the oil down first..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu fried ten crucian carp with freshly squeezed vegetables. He grabbed pickled ginger, pickled pepper and pickled cowpeas from the pickled cabbage jar, chopped them up and fried them to make his best dish, pickled crucian carp. This dish was once cooked on the boat of SiHa. It was amazing and sold for a lot of money.


    Then, there are stewed pig tail, steamed crab, Mapo Tofu, bear paw tofu and other dishes. Finally, there is a hot and sour soup.


    In a word, Mr. Huang drinks coffee all the way tonight, but the quality of the dishes is guaranteed, just two words... Comfortable.


    This evening, everyone ate very delicious.


    After dinner, under the auspices of Huang Sanshi and with the strong assistance of he Ling, we discussed the future and life.


    Everyone spoke enthusiastically.


    Chen Chichi: "for movies, TV and variety shows, I''ve been praying all my life not to meet Li Tiezhu, okay? This is my most sincere wish! Thank you! Let Tianba kiss me up. My God, is this what people do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Tianba did it."


    Zhang Yi: "I have won several world championships. Now, I just want to win a domestic championship."


    Li Tiezhu: "is this what people do?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "I have won several domestic Championships. Now, I just want to win a grand slam."


    Li Tiezhu: "this is what people do!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "Oh! Don''t think so. I won''t beat songzhuer if she comes tomorrow. You''ll see."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    "Ha ha ha..."


    This day''s program recording is very refreshing. Apart from others, the tacit understanding between these people is enough to make the program red to purple.


    Created by nature make complaints about Chen Chichi, this is a real fire that brings out many wonderful things, and bullet screen comments. But the sparks of Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi are sparking. They are just like fireworks.


    Ling Ling


    When the phone rang, Peng Peng answered the phone again: "hello?"


    On the phone: "I''ll order a fried meat with chili, thank you."


    Pumbaa: "brother! You''re too cold, aren''t you?"


    On the phone: "just so that you can''t guess."


    Peng Peng: "brother Yi Xing, you are the only one in the world who likes to order chili fried meat. Are you stupid?"


    Yi Xing: "hasty..."


    Hung up the phone, Peng Yuchang jumped out: "someone ordered pepper fried meat, ha ha! It''s too hasty!"


    Everyone laughs. My God, what has this guy been doing in the entertainment industry for so many years? He doesn''t have a brain? He fried meat with pepper last time, and this time?


    Right away, there''s another call.


    Peng Yuchang patted his chest and said, "I know, my brother Zhu''s daughter-in-law! It''s all over the Internet!"


    He happily answered the phone: "hello?"


    On the phone, songzhuer said, "brother Peng, is the frog fat at home?"


    Peng Peng: "this... It''s recorded. I can''t answer you directly."


    Song Zhuer: "if you are fat, say one. If you are not fat, say two."


    Peng Peng: "one!"


    Matsushita: "that''s good. Let Zheng Yanzi stay tomorrow. I''ll show her how to peel the little frog alive..."


    Peng Peng: "how do you know her?"


    Songzhu''er: "I knew her three years ago, earlier than Li Tiezhu!"


    Pumbaa: "she said she would beat you tomorrow."


    Matsushita: "don''t worry, I''ll start first. Then you''ll let the camera teachers pay attention to shooting!"


    The phone hung up.


    Peng Yuchang came out and gave a thumbs up to Li Tiezhu: "it goes without saying what you ordered. We all ate it last season. Ha ha! Zhu, your daughter-in-law Niu, shouted Zheng Yanzi not to go. She wanted to compete with her alone."


    Zheng Yanzi: "I originally came to stay for two periods. I''m not going to leave. Look at me kicking the iron head baby!"


    Zhang can: "


    In the evening, the program team prepared some game links as usual. Chen Chichi and Zhang can laugh fully. Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi fall in love and kill each other. Peng Yuchang fanned the flames and was beaten to pieces. Chen Chichi watched the fire from the shore and burned himself.


    Finally, when everyone was sleeping, Li Tiezhu sent Zheng Yanzi to the girl''s bedroom, and Zheng Yanzi gave him a left hook.


    Li Tiezhu covered his nose: "you''re a cow! I don''t beat women on the program..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "I''ll act and beat your woman tomorrow."


    Li Tiezhu said: "you beat me. She doesn''t resist beating, and her motor cells are not developed..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "I don''t know."


    Of course, this paragraph will not be included by the program group. Only these two people know that Li Tiezhu is quite helpless to mourn for zhu''er. I really can''t control it

 Chapter 275

    The next morning, Li Tiezhu was woken up by the Persian cat radish.


    Li Tiezhu got up and went downstairs. After washing, he ran to the village for half an hour. When he came back, Zheng Yanzi was loading fried dough sticks and fried them into oil fruit. Peng Yuchang forced him to say that they were fried well. Zheng Yanzi has such an aura, which can make others sincerely praise her reluctantly.


    After Li Tiezhu took over the business of fried dough sticks, Zheng Yanzi slipped to feed the sheep. After feeding, she took two sheep out for a walk.


    Peng Yuchang caught fire: "this scene is deja vu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, she won''t drop the sheep into the river, let alone hurt her ankle. She will only hurt others!"


    "So cruel?"


    "Cut! When I was a freshman, a senior confessed to her and was chased all over the campus."


    "Why?"


    "She said she didn''t like being chased. She liked chasing people. She also asked the seniors if they were fast."


    Peng Peng: "this logic... However, she is so beautiful, why not mix with the entertainment industry?"


    Li Tiezhu picked up the golden fried dough sticks: "She likes sports and has a good talent for sports. Besides, she earns more money every year than you and I add up. Many foreign luxury goods are ready to speak for her. Is her image better than those stars? There will be no scandal. My agent told me that she will continue to play for several years, and as long as her achievements make a slight breakthrough, she can surpass domestic female stars for a few blocks."


    Peng Peng: "also..."


    Li Tiezhu: "besides, if she really acts, she will beat the director, the actor and the investor?"


    Pumbaa: "hotter than you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my name is irritability, her name is mania, not a grade."


    "Baa..."


    Soon, Zheng Yanzi came back carrying Tianba with an innocent face.


    Tianba is more innocent.


    Peng Peng: "what, what''s the matter?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "this one walks slowly. I pulled it a little faster, and it sprained its feet. It seems... It shouldn''t die."


    Peng Yuchang was speechless. He was really manic!


    Songzhuer slipped the sheep''s feet and Zheng Yanzi slipped the sheep''s feet.


    With that, Zheng Yanzi threw Tianba back into the circle, took Lao Dian in again, and then came to the stove and said, "songzhuer also told me that it''s fun to walk sheep. It''s not fun at all. The mushroom house should keep horses and donkeys. At least it can ride!"


    Peng Peng: "pigs can ride."


    Zheng Yanzi: "yes."


    Peng Peng: "hum? Sister, do you really want to ride a pig?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "it''s not that I haven''t ridden before. When I went to Qin Tao''s house, I, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao rode one head alone. I won the race in the end."


    Peng Peng: awesome


    Li Tiezhu said casually, "you can''t ride a sheep. Tianba sprained his feet?"


    Zheng Yanzi was suddenly silent.


    Peng Yuchang''s expression became particularly strange: "..."


    The program group suddenly played back. A few minutes ago, Zheng Yanzi ran wildly on the road with two sheep. Tianba was almost dragged and sliding.


    The cameraman''s lens was shaking and shouted, "slow down and don''t slip the sheep to death."


    Zheng Yanzi stopped, then took a big long leg, rode to Tianba, and patted the sheep''s ass: "drive!"


    Cameraman: "


    Even if she is already a well-known athlete, Zheng Yanzi is just an 18-year-old child, and her spirit is not normal. Girls who can play with Li Tiezhu can''t be normal people.


    Therefore, Tianba was riding all the way by a strong woman of more than 120 kilograms. He fell to the ground and sprained his feet. It was extremely cruel.


    Zheng Yanzi was also frightened and threatened the cameraman: "this section is not allowed to be broadcast!"


    After that, she picked up Tianba with one hand and ran back, which was the old point led by the cameraman.


    Zheng Yanzi, tall and long legged, suddenly stopped the picture of running with Tianba. Zheng Yanzi''s long hair fluttered and her expression was slightly flustered. Tianba had no love on her face.


    Subtitle: it''s everyone''s duty to love animals! Girl, the program team urges you to be kind!


    When the program was put here, the audience laughed crazy and the barrage soared:


    "Although Tianba is very poor, I can''t help laughing."


    "The girl''s brain circuit is as good as that of pine and bamboo!"


    "What do you think of riding a sheep?"


    "Ask the photographer''s psychological shadow area."


    "Isn''t it more beautiful than net red? It''s so domineering to carry the sheep with one hand!"


    "One said, I can''t afford to carry that sheep alone."


    "Tianba has nearly 100 Jin?"


    "The girl let go of the sheep and ride me!"


    "Dream! There''s everything in the dream."


    "Be reasonable, a group of crooked Zheng Yanzi men can''t stand her punch."


    "Why do I think Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi also deserve a face?"


    "I suddenly have an obscene idea..."


    "There''s a picture."


    "Something''s wrong upstairs! Just grab it."


    As the smell of fried dough sticks spread, Zhang Zhi, he Ling, Huang Sanshi and Chen Chichi also woke up. Peng added fuel and vinegar and said that Tianba was injured by Zheng Yanzi. The four were unable to laugh or cry and went to see Tianba who was unfortunately injured.


    Zheng Yanzi glared at Peng Yuchang. Peng Yuchang suddenly said, "Tianba is spoiled by us at ordinary times. She is not strong at all! Sister Yanzi is right."


    Chen Chichi looked at Tianba: "this thing is very magical. Tianba must not know that he is a horse."


    He Ling secretly said, "moreover, that sister weighs more than twenty kilograms more than me."


    Zhang Yi: "Shh! Keep your voice down. The sheep are like this. Why don''t you... Kill them?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I think so!"


    Tianba: "Baa Baa (I can save it)..."


    When the four came back from watching the sheep, Chen Chichi suddenly asked, "Yan Zi, how tall are you?"


    Zheng Yanzi and Li Tiezhu are standing in front of the stove. They don''t look much different in height. Moreover, there are obvious muscle lines on her light wheat thighs and calves. In the domestic tennis world, she is also a power player. Of course, she has become a technical and flexible player in the international tennis world.


    She said, "it''s one meter seven or eight and weighs 128 kilograms. I must declare that when I was riding a sheep, I unloaded my legs on the ground, otherwise it couldn''t come back alive! I didn''t put the weight on it. It was too flustered and sprained its feet."


    Speak the truth seriously.


    Chen Chichi: "so, as a sheep, it can be used as a pet or even as food, but suddenly one day it is used as a horse. With its cultural level, how can it not be flustered? Tell me!"


    Zheng Yanzi thought, "you''re right. I''m hasty."


    Chen Chichi: "it''s quite hasty! At least ask Tianba''s own opinion before riding next time."


    He Ling said with a smile: "indeed, although Yanzi is our guest, I still have to criticize your previous behavior of riding sheep. It''s very unfriendly! Tianba is our family."


    Huang Sanshi: "a family that can go to the table."


    He Ling: "Miss Huang, you''re greedy again, aren''t you?"


    Then, everyone flushed rice, took out milk and began to eat breakfast. Li Tiezhu''s fried dough sticks were still very delicious.


    After breakfast, Peng Yuchang humiliated himself by breaking his wrist with Zheng Yanzi.


    Zheng Yanzi directly killed the second: "it''s not that I despise you. Except Li Tiezhu and Zhang, you are not my opponent, including the cameraman."


    Peng Yuchang blushed and couldn''t speak.


    Then, Li Tiezhu and Zhang can also come.


    Zhang Yi''s height and weight are equivalent to that of Li Tiezhu now. He is ten kilograms lighter than Li Tiezhu of normal weight, but after all, he is a professional athlete with full strength. Li Tiezhu was able to hold on at the beginning. He lost after a stalemate for a minute. He hasn''t fully recovered yet.


    He Ling wiped his mouth: "how do you arrange today''s work?"


    Huang Sanshi: "listen to my brother Zhu."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the rice field in the distance: "the early rice we planted can be hit. Exchange money with the program team. The director will talk about how to calculate the money."


    Director: "let''s be hasty. One paddy field is three hundred and three is nine hundred."


    Huang Sanshi: "a thousand! Pack it."


    Director: "yes."


    Before they assigned the task, Chen Chichi resolutely raised his hand: "I take care of Tianba today! He is lame and needs company, and I have sprained my foot. I have enough rehabilitation experience to share with it."


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you cripple you first, and then share with it? How about joint rehabilitation?!"


    Everyone laughed.


    Zheng Yanzi stood up: "then, iron pillar, can I help you?"


    Peng Yuchang was so frightened that he moved his stool away from Zheng Yanzi. Is this too manic? Brother Zhu is sincere and doesn''t deceive me!


    Chen Chichi puffed his mouth and stopped talking: "sister... You have crippled Tianba and want to kill me too... It''s too unfriendly! Girls should be reserved."


    Zheng Yanzi: "I can also make you lame with reserve."


    He Ling smiled and patted the table. Zhang can wipe his tears. You''re going to kill me in the last program!


    Chen Chichi had to say, "otherwise, I''d better hit rice... Labor is the most glorious."


    Li Tiezhu: "an artist like you who takes the initiative to work is the most lovely, brother Chi Chi!"


    Chen Chichi said to Zheng Yanzi, "you can sit down. No, sister, what''s your look? What''s the ghost of regret? I doubt you have a tendency to violence."


    Zheng Yanzi sat on the domineering side of the golden dagger and leaked: "why doubt?"


    Chen Chichi: "


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.


    "Before, I thought songzhuer was the most domineering woman I''ve ever seen. The facts proved that I still didn''t see it."


    "Why should you doubt me?"


    "I laughed so much that my false teeth fell out of the toilet!"


    "Lame you modestly? It''s very particular!"


    "Li Tiezhu always makes you fall in love with work."


    "Looking at Zheng Yanzi''s eyes, I really don''t doubt that she really wants to cripple Chen Chichi."


    "Too cruel! I like it."


    After a little rest, Li Tiezhu, Peng Yuchang, Zhang Keke and Zheng Yanzi set out in a group to borrow tools for threshing from brother Liu, who helped the castrated pig last time. Chen Chichi said he wanted to slow down. He was just frightened.


    After the four left, Chen Chichi patted his heart: "scared to death, scared to death... Be reasonable, Yanzi''s physique broke my leg every minute..."


    He Ling said with a smile, "do you know what Li Tiezhu told me quietly? He said that Zheng Yanzi can hold nearly two hundred kilograms of pigs with both hands."


    Chen Chichi was about to say something when he suddenly jumped up: "Hey! There''s a good play. Here comes pine and bamboo. I''ll meet you in the front!"


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi also jumped up and looked at each other with their heads outstretched.


    There were four people in the mushroom house. Zheng Yanzi was the first to walk in the front. Songzhuer pushed the trolley box in the face. The two sides met on the corner of the small road, only more than ten meters apart.


    "Ah --"


    Songzhu''er suddenly gave a strange cry, kicked open the box and rushed towards the four people in the mushroom house.

 Chapter 276

    Zhang Yi thought that songzhuer came to Li Tiezhu. He took the initiative to make room for them to hug and sprinkle dog food. Unexpectedly, songzhuer went to Zheng Yanzi.


    Li Tiezhu was calm and walked to songzhuer''s box.


    Here, songzhu''er has a fierce momentum and a ferocious expression. That''s what she said. It''s better to start first? Is it a flying kick?


    However, the motor cells were not developed enough. After running a few steps, he began to mix garlic with his left foot. Finally, he knelt in front of Zheng Yanzi with a pop.


    The air was suddenly quiet.


    Peng Yuchang looked straight at his face. That''s not what you said on the phone!


    Zhang can squat on the ground and laugh.


    Zheng Yanzi was very indifferent. She touched her pocket and handed songzhuer a lollipop, which was the prize Li Tiezhu woke up Chen Chichi yesterday. She said, "it''s a little too early to pay New Year''s greetings? I don''t have any change."


    Songzhuer took the lollipop, stood up and ran back: "that didn''t count! I''ll come again!"


    At this time, Li Tiezhu had picked up songzhu''er''s box, right next to songzhu''er.


    Songzhuer poses and starts!


    Bang.


    When I started, I slipped and fell to my chest.


    Li Tiezhu felt distressed for a while. He was the only one who loved his baby.


    Zhang can and Peng Yuchang stare at the dog and laugh. It''s better to fight the five dregs first?


    Li Tiezhu helped her up and patted the ash on her jeans: "forget it."


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "no! I said I would fly up and give her a leg! Come on."


    Li Tiezhu: "come on."


    "Ah!"


    He rushed out again. It was great this time. Songzhuer didn''t fall all the way. He rushed directly to Zheng Yanzi and jumped up high to kick.


    Patter!


    Zheng Yanzi held songzhuer''s foot in one hand.


    Matsushita: "ah???"


    Zheng Yanzi took a look at Li Tiezhu and had an instant inspiration. She trotted with songzhuer''s legs: "welcome to the mushroom house!"


    Pine and bamboo can only hop on one leg to keep up: "iron pillar, save me!"


    Li Tiezhu turned a deaf ear.


    Zheng Yanzi avenged Li Tiezhu''s slip yesterday. It''s so cool.


    Songzhuer shrunk directly. I didn''t want the shoes. Finally, I got rid of the devil''s claw. I was so angry that I wanted to beat Zheng Yanzi. Zheng Yanzi pressed her head with one hand. Her short hands and short legs fluttered a few times. I was very tired and gave up.


    "Give me back my shoes."


    "Call dad."


    "Dad!"


    "Here you are."


    Zhang, who had just stood up, squatted down again and burst into tears with laughter.


    Peng Yuchang is also stupid. Does he call his father so decisive?


    Li Tiezhu shook his head reluctantly. Who doesn''t have a silly daughter-in-law?


    The barrage went crazy:


    "The sound of dad is a little too abrupt..."


    "Dad surprised me!"


    "Iron head baby, are you going to kill me?"


    "That''s what you said. It''s better to start first?"


    "War five dregs, appraisal is over!"


    "The relationship between the two is good enough!"


    "Why are songzhuer and Zheng Yanzi so good?"


    "I thought they just knew each other."


    "This is definitely a close friend..."


    Songzhuer was shameless. When she put on her shoes, she grabbed Zheng Yanzi''s wrist. She was 1.62 meters tall and looked like a small bird around Zheng Yanzi.


    "Where are you going?"


    Zheng Yanzi put her hands in her pockets and said, "borrow the threshing machine."


    The first time songzhuer came to thresh millet, he immediately shouted, "I''ll go too. I''m best at threshing millet! I did it last season."


    Zhang then smiled almost, got up and asked, "bamboo son, grind purple, are you familiar?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "well done! We''ve known each other for a long time."


    Matsushita: "I often guide her to play. She has today''s achievements, thanks to me!"


    Li Tiezhu came over, squatted down and tied songzhu''er''s shoes. She wore board shoes, but neither shoe was tied. Although she knew what the popular wearing method was, Li Tiezhu chose to tie it for her. After all, the goods can fall too.


    Matsushita: "Tiezhu, she bullies me."


    Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "Oh."


    Matsushita: "Oh? Just oh? Grind purple, iron pillar bullies me."


    Zheng Yanzi put her foot directly on Li Tiezhu''s thigh.


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Matsushita: "Why are you bullying my iron pillar?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "


    Five people killed brother Liu''s house. Li Tiezhu carried hundreds of kilograms of threshing machine, Zheng Yanzi carried dozens of kilograms of wooden barrels, and Zhang could carry a stack of baskets, sickles and tarpaulins. Peng Peng felt that he was a waste man and could only help songzhu''er carry his luggage. Songzhu''er walked leisurely in the front of the team eating lollipops.


    In the courtyard of the mushroom house, he Ling made coffee again. Just now, songzhuer and Zheng Yanzi played too much. It''s nothing to see.


    He Ling: "unexpectedly, Zhuer and Yanzi are old acquaintances, which makes me worry for nothing."


    Chen Chichi: "songzhuer often goes to see Zheng Yanzi competition. They have a good relationship. Li Tiezhu said before."


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "this issue is another one of chicken flying and dog jumping! It can''t be wrong."


    Chen Chichi: "I could have been a quiet and beautiful man."


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s almost like being a quiet lame man."


    Chen Chichi: "so I chose to work. Tiezhu''s speech was very evil. When SiHa said I sprained my foot, I sprained my foot and couldn''t provoke it. I know they can''t lose their heart. I really fuck me. I''m afraid I''ll sprain my foot when I go down the stairs later."


    Songzhu''er is a strange creature. You say her sports cells are underdeveloped. When she really fights, her moves are fierce and her strength is infinite. You say she can do it. She falls all the way.


    No, pine and bamboo fell into the puddle on the side of the road again. Li Tiezhu didn''t care about her and carried the thresher.


    Zheng Yanzi put down the barrel and took out the pine and bamboo with one hand.


    Matsushita: "I lost my sugar."


    Zheng Yanzi picked up the barrel and went on: "pick it up, wash it and continue to eat."


    Songzhu''er thought about it and gave up. The ditch is too dirty.


    On the other hand, Chen Chichi had to linger to the rice field to participate in threshing. Huang Sanshi and Chen Chichi asked the director to advance 300 yuan to buy vegetables.


    Li Tiezhu put the thresher beside the ridge of the paddy field and went down to cut rice with a sickle. First, he had to cut enough space to put the threshing equipment.


    After Peng Yuchang sent songzhuer''s suitcase back to the mushroom house, he quickly ran back to help. As for work, at least Peng Yuchang''s attitude is positive.


    Zheng Yanzi put the bucket aside, bent down and began to roll up her trouser legs to get ready to go into the water.


    Songzhu''er quietly Mimi walked around behind Zheng Yanzi, fully prepared, and trotted over to prepare to kick Zheng Yanzi for revenge.


    Zhang and Peng can be fooled directly.


    Zheng Yanzi rolled up her trouser legs, threw herself aside and caught a frog.


    "Quack ~"


    "Got it, bamboo? Eh? Bamboo?"


    "Oh..."


    Songzhuer fell over in the barrel, sprawled, and the sneak attack failed.


    Zheng Yanzi: "how did you fall in?"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... The road is too slippery."


    Zheng Yanzi: "are you too uncoordinated? Will you fall in such a wide road?"


    Matsushita: "pull me out!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "can''t you climb out?"


    Matsushita: "Dad!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "


    After being picked up, songzhuer grabbed the frog directly and poked his teeth. Next time, he must aim at a little kick! Her ass is so big that she can aim


    I, tietouwa, can I be bullied by you? On TV!


    If you can''t make a frontal attack, then make a sneak attack!


    Zhang can and Peng Peng don''t say anything. They silently go down to the field to help cut rice.


    As soon as the threshing machine, barrel and tarpaulin are installed, the division of labor becomes a problem.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Chichi, Keke and Peng Peng, you three boys are responsible for cutting rice, Zheng Yanzi is physically strong and responsible for delivering rice, and I am responsible for beating and handling."


    Peng Peng: OK


    Zhang Yi: "yes."


    Chen Chichi: "what about pine and bamboo? What does she do?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "does she still need to work?"


    Chen Chichi: "why not?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "do you mind if she swings a sickle and cuts rice next to you?"


    Chen Chichi: "you... Also have a certain reason!"


    So, as always, pine and bamboo son is aboveboard and lazy. Anyway, my iron pillar and father cover it!


    Li Tiezhu stepped on the thresher buzzing, and the progress and efficiency of threshing work was extremely high. At least, the three rice cutters were unprofessional and couldn''t keep up with Li Tiezhu''s speed.


    Zheng Yanzi is tall, with long legs and superior physical strength. She walks like a flat ground in the paddy field.


    On the other side, songzhu''er was covered with mud. Her hair was knotted and fell several times. Zheng Yanzi pulled it out of the mud.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu pushed the bucket to the edge of the field and began to load rice to the mushroom house.


    Zheng Yanzi went to help cut rice because she thought it was too slow.


    Songzhu''er caught another glimpse of a good opportunity, held the frog and began to aim, and then trotted to kick Zheng Yanzi in the paddy field. Zheng Yanzi didn''t notice. She cut the rice slowly, turned around and put it away. This time, she turned back and raised her hand


    "Ah!!"


    "Quack..."


    Songzhuer fell into the water, hit his head directly into the field, and the frog in his hand ran away.


    Zheng Yanzi quickly pulled out the pine and bamboo son: "are you okay? Why did you appear behind me?"


    Songzhu''er wiped the muddy water on his face: "I mainly wanted to help you. Unexpectedly, you gave me an elbow... Oh, my head is so dizzy! Where''s my frog?"


    Zhang, who watched the whole process of songzhuer''s sneak attack, trembled with laughter: "Zhuer... You''ll be hot again!"


    Peng Peng also said, "give up!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "give up what?"


    Li Tiezhu jumped up the heavy wet rice: "nothing! You continue to work, and so does Zhu Er. I''m optimistic about you."


    If you don''t let songzhuer find something to do, she will be bored. She can''t work. Her daughter-in-law loves her. Isn''t it a sneak attack on Zheng Yanzi? Come a few more times and you''ll succeed... Right? Anyway, she''s rough and fleshy. She won''t die if she''s kicked.


    Li Tiezhu carried wet rice back to the mushroom house to dry. When he returned again, he found pine and bamboo sitting in a daze in the paddy field.


    "Get up and don''t get sick."


    Matsushita: "I took aim."


    Zheng Yanzi: "aim at what?"


    Songzhuer hurriedly said, "frog! I was catching a frog and fell again."


    Obviously, she wants to kick Zheng Yanzi again and then Waterloo again.


    Li Tiezhu said, "not in the paddy field. Your legs are short."


    Songzhu''er lowered his voice and said, "it makes sense! I won''t sneak attack in the paddy field, go ashore..."

 Chapter 278

    Li Tiezhu is also ignorant after singing, so what is the lyrics?


    He doesn''t know!


    This was what he heard during the system audition. It lasted only ten seconds, and there was no subtitle or lyrics. Anyway, he didn''t hear what he was singing clearly, because he was deeply impressed by Yi Xing''s natural bully.


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha... It''s a little nice! It''s a little high."


    Songzhu''er followed and hummed: "Yi Xing, born black and fat, lying in a slot ruthlessly... It''s so nice to hear, isn''t it?"


    Yi Xing: "Why are you getting black and fat again?"


    He Ling stamped his feet with a smile. Huang Sanshi patted his stomach. Peng Yuchang looked adored and wrote a song at will? So strong?


    Zheng Yanzi: "what''s the song name?"


    Li Tiezhu looked in the system: "Su Muzha, a Chinese style song."


    Yi Xing said, "the Chinese style can be heard and accepted higher, but what''s the ghost of the lyrics? Why is it a bully or black fat? And dirty words... Are they homophonic? What''s the original word?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know. Anyway, I''ll write it for you if you want."


    I really don''t know. I haven''t bought it yet. I can''t see the lyrics!


    Yi Xing hesitates a little. He likes this song. He has eggs in his heart for the lyrics. No, he is afraid.


    Chen Chichi patted Yi Xing''s thigh: "yes!"


    Yi Xing rubbed his legs, looked at Huang Sanshi and said, "master, I''m afraid!"


    Huang Sanshi shook his head and the fat meat trembled: "well... What are you afraid of? It''s good for Tiezhu to write songs for you. I''ll take it!"


    He Ling: "it''s not too big to watch the excitement!"


    Yi Xing nodded happily: "then, iron pillar, I want this song."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! I''ll write it for you tonight."


    Yi Xing: "didn''t you write it well?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I will say this. I think while I work."


    [Ding! Successfully purchased the song Su Muzha, consuming 3 intelligence points]


    Yes, this song is... Not expensive.


    This is also the reason why Li Tiezhu is so cheerful. He doesn''t like this song very much, so he doesn''t have the desire to buy his own singing after the audition.


    After buying, I put it in my mind and took it off even more.


    Li Tiezhu opened his mouth and said, "how precious the steamed bread is, the chicken dung is crispy, and the hot pot barbecue in the toilet is drunk! Yi Xing is naturally black and fat, and the sleeping trough is ruthless..."


    Yi Xing looked blankly and said again, what the hell? How can chicken manure be crisp? Hot pot in the toilet?


    I feel offended.


    Huang Sanshi: "Yi Xing has a good appetite. Eat so much?"


    Yi Xing: "the place to eat is wrong."


    Chen Chichi: "I drank it."


    He Ling suggested, "there are eight of us. How about an octet version?"


    Everyone applauded.


    Yi Xing shook his head: "no! Tie Zhu, get out the original lyrics and sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "what I sing is the original word."


    Chen Chichi: "come on... Let me point. Whoever points to starts singing."


    So the magic song began.


    "How precious the steamed bread is, how precious the chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung, chicken dung


    (use the editing software to cut an octet version for everyone to listen to, here ¡ú)


    Yi Xing always refused, but when it was his turn, he sang louder than anyone else.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    After a while, everyone began to work again.


    At the same time, the veterinarian came to check Tianba''s injury. Of course, he didn''t shoot it, but Chen Chichi stayed to help and didn''t work.


    Huang Sanshi still sits in the mushroom house... Making soup and dried bamboo shoots.


    He Ling and Yi Xing joined the working day group. Peng Peng, he Ling and Yi Xing were responsible for cutting rice, Li Tiezhu was responsible for beating and transporting, Zheng Yanzi handed rice, song Zhuer... Caught frogs and waited for an opportunity to sneak attack Zheng Yanzi.


    Songzhuer wears slippers to search for the little frog on the bank. Zheng Yanzi passes by the bank with rice in her arms. Songzhuer flies a foot behind her and gets stuck in the mud. One slipper disappears and pulls out a snail for a long time.


    Zheng Yanzi: "little short leg, why did you come down again?"


    Matsushita: "my slippers are missing. Help me find them!"


    "No time."


    "Dad!"


    "Spicy claw! Now I have no confidence in you and Li Tiezhu''s future baby. What if I''m as simple as Li Tiezhu and uncoordinated as you?"


    "This paddy field is not friendly. There is no water in the field when the north is beating rice."


    "This is the south! The fields in the South have to store water to support the fields in winter."


    "Hum!"


    "Here, don''t come down again. Take off your shoes when you come down."


    "You care about me!"


    "Next time you aim, jump again."


    "I took aim."


    Zheng Yanzi certainly knew that the other party wanted to attack her, but she was not angry at all. After all, the other party was so weak. In private, she told song Zhuer that I can tear your young girl''s membrane with my bare hands. Of course, I can''t swear on the program.


    Songzhuer is good at fighting. In addition to many actual battles, she also has the experience bonus of being beaten by Zheng Yanzi. After all, she also learned some Taekwondo from Zheng Yanzi.


    Songzhuer was honest for some time. He took the snail to feed the frog he just caught. The frog refused to eat.


    After a while, the rice filled the barrel. Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi pushed the rice to the bank and put it into the basket.


    Seeing Zheng Yanzi puckering up to pack rice, songzhuer was itchy. She tied the frog to a grass, took off her shoes and aimed carefully.


    "Ah!"


    Zheng Yanzi took the basket and put it on the shore. A residual shadow flew past behind her.


    "Ouch ~"


    Songzhuer knelt in a wooden bucket full of rice and held the millet in the basket with his hand. It looked like: "how precious the steamed bread is, chicken dung..."


    Zheng Yanzi looks at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu shrugs. What can I do?


    He Ling, who was resting, laughed crazy.


    Yi Xing: "what do I see? Bamboo, you jump very accurately."


    Peng Yuchang: "she''s going to help!"


    After loading the millet, Li Tiezhu carried it away.


    Zheng Yanzi threw her arms together, and songzhuer jumped up. Zheng Yanzi took her to the bank, patted off the rice on her head, and sighed: "hey... I hope it won''t be inherited..."


    "Wow! Your chest is getting bigger again!"


    "There are muscles in here! Chest muscles, understand?"


    Matsushita expressed disbelief, and stretched out the evil claw, which was photographed by Zheng Yanzi.


    Zheng Yanzi: "are you crazy? You''re recording a program."


    Songzhu''er laughed: "ha! Forget, talk about it at night."


    The three male guests and cameramen were stunned. Are the girls so wild?


    Soon a paddy field was finished. Change another one.


    Songzhuer was bored and joined the ranks of rice cutting. Peng Peng, Yi Xing and he Ling were five meters away from him and didn''t dare to get close. After cutting for a while, she thought it was boring to cut rice, so she helped Zheng Yanzi deliver rice.


    Li Tiezhu beat rice. Zheng Yanzi held a large handful of rice next to the thresher and waited for delivery.


    Songzhuer found a good opportunity. Hey, hey, go over and kick Zheng Yanzi on her thigh. There''s no way. Her legs are short and she can only kick so high.


    The sneak attack succeeded. I''m great!


    "Just kick it twice. Don''t annoy me."


    Zheng Yanzi''s hands are not empty.


    "You drag! You drag! Are you afraid? Call Dad!"


    Songzhuer weak chicken arrogant, continue to kick.


    Zheng Yanzi lifted her long legs and kicked her muddy feet directly on songzhuer''s chest. This is restraint. She can kick down songzhuer''s heavenly cover with one foot, but it''s not insulting.


    "Oh, yo, Ho..."


    Pine and bamboo plumped down in the paddy field.


    Zheng Yanzi ignored her and handed rice to Li Tiezhu, who was equally calm.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care if songzhuer is beaten. Anyway, Zheng Yanzi doesn''t beat her twice. Songzhuer is more resistant to beating.


    "Hum, hum..."


    Songzhuer was too frightened to move and cried.


    Zheng Yanzi: "Why are you crying?"


    Matsushita: "there are snakes."


    Zheng Yanzi looked. Sure enough, a water snake swam near the straw pile not far from pine and bamboo.


    Li Tiezhu also saw it and jumped down from the thresher.


    Zheng Yanzi was faster. She grabbed the snake''s tail in a swoop, then lifted it and threw it. She was very skillful.


    Li Tiezhu picked up the frightened pine and bamboo.


    Zheng Yanzi threw the snake around for a few times, grabbed the snake''s neck with her other hand and showed it to Li Tiezhu: "look, bear, isn''t it poisonous?"


    Songzhu''er was so frightened that he drilled into Li Tiezhu''s arms. The snake was still different from the eel.


    Li Tiezhu looked: "no poison, lose it."


    On the other side, Yi Xing was so frightened that he Ling was shivering behind him.


    He Ling was also stunned: "Yan Zi, how dare you catch a snake?"


    Peng Peng was even more frightened and frightened.


    Zheng Yanzi took the soft snake and said, "what''s the matter? I''ve been there since I was a child! My grandfather likes to bring stew."


    He Ling: "lost it."


    Zheng Yanzi threw the snake to the paddy field below.


    When the program is put here, there are naturally many bullet screens:


    "Lying trough! Ruthless!"


    "I don''t pay attention to sports, but I''m a fan of Zheng Yanzi."


    "Turn powder the same way."


    "What is a woman man? This is a woman man!"


    "How brave this woman is!"


    "Snake catching technique is very professional!"


    "I''m the only one concerned about Matsushita''s chest being kicked?"


    "Iron pillar, help her knead quickly."


    At 4:30, the second paddy field was finished, and the remaining paddy field was left for tomorrow. Everyone went home with tools.


    The only pine and bamboo who didn''t work was the dirtiest. He was covered with mud all over, and there was a 41 yard mud footprint on his chest. However, she was forced to count. She was ready to come to the mushroom house and brought four sets of clothes for washing.


    He rushed his feet under the tap. Li Tiezhu went to see the soup. Turning his head, he saw that pine and bamboo came out of the shed holding the lantern''s neck.


    Chen Chichi, he Ling, Huang Sanshi, Peng Yuchang and Yi Xing were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t you take a bath?"


    Matsushita: "Yanzi is washing. I''ll wait. I''ll take the lantern to see the injured Tianba."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Lantern: "Ga!"


    When he got to the sheepfold, songzhuer didn''t look at it and threw the colored lights in.


    "Gaga......"


    "Baa..."


    Thump, thump!


    After struggling for a long time, the lantern finally flew out of the sheepfold and flew directly to the paddy field on the other side. It scared the duck to death. The two sheep used it as grass and talked without saying hello.


    Matsushita: "it seems that they have a bad relationship."

 Chapter 279

    In the shed, the five men''s eyes moved away from songzhuer and looked at the distant colored lanterns rattling in the store. They were very complicated.


    He Ling: "before, some netizens called for zhu''er to stay in the mushroom house."


    Chen Chichi: "that''s a disaster for the small animals in the mushroom house!"


    Peng Peng: "sooner or later, the regiment will be destroyed!"


    Huang Sanshi said calmly, "it''s all right. I can eat it anyway. She killed one and I made one. I don''t have to borrow money from the program team. You say it''s all life. Why should radishes and bamboo shoots be eaten? Sheep and ducks can''t?"


    Peng Peng: "because they have names, Tianba, Diandian and colorful lights."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what a great name? I also know a cactus called mieba."


    Peng Yuchang: "ha? Really?"


    Chen Chichi Tucao: "to name the cacti, or to make complaints about tyrants? Is there a problem with this brain?"


    Matsushita: "you have a brain problem. Your head is swollen!"


    Chen Chichi: "it''s you? That''s reasonable."


    Other people dare not make complaints about it, but just laugh.


    Yi Xing forced himself to smile and pretended to drink coffee.


    Matsushita: "mieba is dead, and it''s not very delicious."


    "Poof..."


    Yi Xing broke his kung fu, smiled and spilled coffee all over the floor.


    Chen Chichi: "isn''t it delicious because I didn''t take the thorn?"


    Songzhu''er looked at him with caring eyes: "Juicer! It''s said on the Internet that cactus juice is healthy. Haven''t you drunk it?"


    Chen Chichi: "I''m ignorant."


    Songzhu''er shakes her head and sighs. It''s tiring to communicate with you. Just after Zheng Yanzi takes a bath, songzhu''er gives up communication and goes to take a bath.


    Then, the five men looked at Li Tiezhu curiously.


    Yi Xing is the least familiar with song Zhuer, so he is also the most curious: "iron pillar, does she usually do this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang! Very stable."


    Peng Yuchang was too young to hide his words: "don''t you think there is something wrong with her skull? I always think she is abnormal."


    Zheng Yanzi wiped her hair and came over: "bamboo is so cute. Why is it abnormal? I think she''s quite normal. It''s you who set that label all day. Are you tired?"


    Chen Chichi: "you''re a sheep rider. You''re not qualified to participate in the discussion!"


    Yi Xing: "ah, yes! You also catch snakes. Brother Chi Chi, I told you that she found a snake in the paddy field before. She rushed directly... She wouldn''t want to throw it if she didn''t lose the iron pillar."


    Chen Chichi''s eyes are protruding and his heart is pounding.


    Huang Sanshi: "Hey! What a pity to lose it. It''s best to make wine with this..."


    Zheng Yanzi handed the towel to Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t go to see if it''s still in the field, I''ll bring it back for you."


    Huang Sanshi: "No. the program team won''t let you do this."


    Li Tiezhu took a towel and wiped Zheng Yanzi''s hair. Then he took the towel back and began to prepare dinner.


    Dinner is relatively simple, a fried meat with pepper, a roasted meat with soybeans, a cold cucumber, a fried beans, and a green vegetable tofu soup. Eight people, four dishes and one soup, slightly neglected.


    But no one said anything. Everyone knows that this meal is for the audience, and there is an extra meal in the evening.


    Before it was dark the day after dinner, he Ling asked everyone to come in and record the scenes of playing games at night. The lights were on at home, and the audience didn''t know whether it was dark outside.


    Tonight''s game is still the game of touching tortoise cards. If you lose, you will perform a characteristic talent.


    Chen Chichi lost the first game and performed a series of hiccups.


    Songzhuer lost the second game and gave everyone a flying kick. Zheng Yanzi was directly taken away by the latter.


    In the third inning, Li Tiezhu lost and performed a backward somersault while spitting bubbles.


    Huang Sanshi lost the fourth game and gave a tongue twister.


    Zheng Yanzi lost the fifth inning. She showed everyone a flying kick of more than two meters on the spot. The coke can hanging on the second floor was kicked directly by her.


    The little short legged pine and bamboo son also tried it and fell before he jumped up.


    "Hey! Where Zheng Yanzi haunts, the road is slippery."


    Zheng Yanzi ignored her directly and said, "the program team has almost recorded it? If it''s enough, let''s catch the little frog."


    The director and the producer looked at each other and could only nod. It was enough, but they always felt uncomfortable.


    Several guests were immediately excited, changed their equipment and brought bamboo baskets and torches.


    set out!


    Today, there are many people. There are two groups. Huang Sanshi, Peng Yuchang, Chen Chichi and Yi Xing go to their own rice field. Another wave is led by Li Tiezhu and he Ling. Zheng Yanzi is responsible for protecting pine and bamboo children who have to follow.


    Zheng Yanzi had caught the pine and bamboo that nearly fell three times before she left home for a hundred meters.


    He could not help but make complaints about it: "you are too ridiculous, Zhu? How can you be friends with your sports idiot?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "because I have no choice, I have no friends of my age except her."


    He Ling: "where are Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "this is my buddy."


    He Ling smiled and shook his head. He couldn''t understand Zheng Yanzi. SA is really SA, but mang is also really mang. You say she''s cold. She rides a sheep. You say she''s naive. She''s super handsome when she catches a snake.


    In fact, Zheng Yanzi is still very restrained. If others exclaim that she dares to catch a snake, she will definitely backhand. A man surnamed Xu dares to say snake. She has never seen the world.


    Just then, songzhuer fell again.


    "Ouch, roar..."


    Songzhu''er stepped on the empty ridge. Zheng Yanzi didn''t fall with her collar.


    Zheng Yanzi said irritably, "I told you not to come."


    Matsushita: "I don''t stay at home alone. You don''t know I''m sick."


    Zheng Yanzi: "aren''t you well?"


    "What if it relapses?"


    "Walk well, don''t look around."


    "I know!"


    "What are you jumping for?"


    "I''d love to."


    "Turn ahead, turn over! You... Uncle!"


    "I know how to turn."


    "You know a hammer... I won''t pull you again."


    "Won''t there be snakes at night?"


    "It''s possible."


    "I''m a little afraid of snakes biting me."


    "No, there should be medicine in the mushroom house."


    "But it hurts."


    "Can it hurt to have a baby again? Aren''t you afraid of even having a baby?"


    "That''s different. At least it was better before it hurt."


    "That''s right."


    He Ling was stunned: "stop talking! You''re doing something. Girls should be reserved."


    Zheng Yanzi: "the program has been recorded. Can''t you say it?"


    He Ling: "your topic is too explicit! The old man said he was a little flustered."


    Songzhuer immediately said, "yes! Mr. He, you are so old. Why don''t you get married and have children? Do you have any obstacles in that regard?"


    He Ling was furious: "what obstacle? No obstacle! I think you look like an obstacle!"


    When songzhuer was looked after, Li Tiezhu, who was completely freed, didn''t have to be too efficient in catching frogs. After all, it was not a technical job at all, it was a manual job.


    As long as the strong light shines on the frog, it won''t move. All you need to do is pick it up and put it in a bamboo basket.


    He Ling''s efficiency is not high, and he presses the array at the end of the whole process.


    Songzhuer''s suit was basically abandoned and began to catch frogs. However, the effect was not proportional to labor.


    Zheng Yanzi doesn''t catch frogs. She catches songzhu''er and repeatedly pulls songzhu''er back from the edge of falling.


    At 11 pm, two groups of frog catching teams returned to the mushroom house.


    "A total of six and a half catties! A bumper harvest!"


    Huang Sanshi weighed all the frogs and looked happy.


    This time, he and Li Tiezhu started to kill frogs. After all, there were too many frogs this time.


    A good meal!


    Songzhu''er and Zheng Yanzi sat on the special swing prepared by Tiezhu for him and didn''t move forward. It was rare last season. This season, it''s not rare to see killing frogs. She really wanted to dig out the nest of dog leftovers and Tigress, which was ordered and prohibited by Li Tiezhu.


    The people of the program group have withdrawn. Producer Wang Zhengyu and the director forcibly rubbed the frog with a large pot of yellow rice wine: "busy? I brought you some wine for free."


    Huang Sanshi: "no! What should you do?"


    The director looked embarrassed.


    Wang Zhengyu said, "Oh! So much? It''s a waste to eat. Director, let''s help them eat."


    Huang Sanshi: "eh? You..."


    Wang Zhengyu: "you''re welcome! You''re busy. I''ll have some children''s tea."


    Then he took the director into the mushroom house.


    Huang Sanshi continued to kill the frog: "I''m so angry! Shameless."


    Li Tiezhu: "he''s never shameless. You know? There are so many frogs that you can''t fry them. Let''s get another small hot pot?"


    "OK! I''ve just seen it. There''s still half a pot of chicken soup left. It''s just for use."


    "Well, yes."


    "Next season is really not coming? No wonder I can''t bear it."


    "No! I''ll be busy next year."


    "By the way, I''ve been recording programs without asking. I''m not worried about zhu''er. She''s good at English. Is your cultural achievement all right?"


    "I''ve evaluated the score. There are four hundred points."


    "That''s good. The last time your future head teacher was at school, he asked me about you. He also heard that you couldn''t do the culture class. He was a little anxious. He said that several stars in his class were the most important to you."


    "Who?"


    "Lu Bo, you don''t know him. He''s a good child. He graduated as a graduate student this year. Like me, he went to graduate school to stay as a teacher. Generally, he is a new head teacher, and so was I."


    "Oh. I''ll go to Kyoto later and invite you and Mr. Lu to dinner."


    "Oh, what did songzhuer teach you? She always gives gifts for dinner everywhere. This routine is too old, but it works."


    "Hey, hey..."


    Over there, the conversation between Song Zhuer and Zheng Yanzi was even more excessive.


    "He can''t help it? You''ve been together for so long, haven''t..."


    "Didn''t the official announce it for two days?"


    "My God! This Han Han is too Han Han. I''m so angry. He''s still a baby now?"


    "That''s not true."


    "Ah? You... Have something! What''s the situation?"


    "It''s a little complicated. Anyway, it''s fast. Don''t worry!"


    "Of course I''m in a hurry. Don''t you say I have a baby at the age of 18? It''s almost over at the age of 18. I can''t get on with your baby for a long time!"


    "OK! Hurry up and have one for you! Dad!"

 Chapter 280

    When the frog was finished, Huang Sanshi was so tired that he hammered his old waist and said, "next season, it must be recorded in spring and summer. You must come to the last phase at that time."


    Li Tiezhu was confused: "why?"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s all your good start. I''m sure someone will come to rub the little frog next season. There are more and more good people. This season, there are Chen Chichi and Zheng Yanzi. Who knows next season? You start, you must come!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Last season, songzhuer insisted on eating little frogs. Although they met for the first time, Li Tiezhu spoiled her and gave it to her. No one expected that this would become a secret tradition of the mushroom house. The audience didn''t know, but all the artists who came knew it.


    So, in the fifth season of mushroom house, there were more than 20 demons and ghosts in the mushroom house. Of course, this is later.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host for reaching the traditional program of mushroom house. The system automatically recycles the air system connected to the sky and the ground.]


    Huh?


    Li Tiezhu was stunned on the spot, holding a basin of small frog corpses in a daze.


    I don''t have to fight people?


    How could the system suddenly take back that tease skill?


    There was no sign before. It was so sudden. Think about it, it''s still very hasty.


    However, Li Tiezhu is still very happy. As an honest man, it''s hard to hate people. Take back the system


    [Ding! As a reward, the system binds a psychic damage skill to the host, which is also a passive skill. All objects hostile to the host will receive corresponding psychic damage.]


    What the hell is this?


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. Literally, it seems to be an upgraded version of the enemy skill! It used to hurt people''s hearts by hating others. Now if you don''t hate others, you still hurt others. This... Is very unfriendly!


    At this time, Wang Zhengyu leaned against the door with a teacup and said, "Li Tiezhu, why are you stunned? Be a little frog and wait to eat."


    Bo Joo~


    In the basin, a skinned and visceral frog jumped directly, unbiased and jumped into Wang Zhengyu''s tea cup.


    "Wow... Vomit..."


    Wang Zhengyu was almost crazy. He lost his tea cup and ran away. It was terrible!


    "This new skill... Looks very useful. At least, it saves a lot of saliva."


    Li Tiezhu took out the frog from the tea cup and went into the kitchen to cook. The frog, as mentioned in the textbook, is the best material for the experiment. Of course, the frog who has just coded salt and cooking wine will jump. What''s to be afraid of? get excited over a little thing.


    Current intelligence: 101 points. (the upper limit is 104 points. Today, I bought songs with the points here. After the college entrance examination, Li Tiezhu began to deliberately reduce his intelligence. He was too smart and lived a dirty life.)


    Remaining Intelligence: 23 points.


    Music Achievement: 2814 points.


    Variety achievement: 1742 points.


    Film and television achievements: 149 points.


    Tiktok: 51 million 240 thousand. (it seems that it is not completely impossible for fans to break 100 million...)


    Cat domestication: 85%.


    [main task 4: box office over 3 billion, reward intelligence value of 50 points, maximum intelligence value of 5 points, advanced acting skills. Currently completed 8.8/30]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: blackened card x1


    While checking his attributes in the system, Li Tiezhu tried his best to massage the little frogs in the basin. The cook needs massage skills, otherwise the meat will not be delicious.


    After the massage, Li Tiezhu began to make the bottom of the hot pot. Fish and frog hot pot is different from ordinary hot pot. It doesn''t need butter. It mainly depends on vegetable oil, especially authentic vegetable oil.


    It happened that the mushroom house squeezed a lot of vegetable oil, but not all of them were sold to the program group.


    One kilogram of vegetable oil is put into the pot, cooked, and the fire is turned off to cool down slightly. Ginger, garlic and scallions are put into the pot. If the ginger is not stir fried, it is not fragrant. After stir frying, rock sugar is put into the pot, fried, and then put watercress sauce, old Ganma and Douchi to stir fry until fragrant. Add star anise, pepper, cinnamon, fragrant leaves and dry pepper. After stir frying repeatedly, add distiller''s grains, fermented bean curd, beer and chicken soup, and sprinkle a little Wang Shouyi''s thirteen spices.


    be accomplished!


    In other cuisines, Li Tiezhu can only cook a few signature dishes, but Sichuan cuisine is definitely more professional than Huang Sanshi.


    Let''s say that this small hot pot was learned by Li Tiezhu''s old man who sneaked into someone else''s beautiful frog fish restaurant. The oil temperature, heat, dosage and techniques are extremely detailed. Although many seasonings are not complete, Li Tiezhu can still make the taste of soul, which is the importance of stealing teachers.


    Several people fighting the landlord in the living room immediately drooled.


    "How fragrant!"


    "This is the taste of Shuangqing beautiful frog fish, hahaha..."


    "Yi Xing, how delicious! You can have such a big meal when you come to the mushroom house for the first time!"


    "Master called me. He said iron pillar wanted to be a little frog."


    "Peng Peng, wipe your saliva and drop it on the card."


    "Brother Chi Chi, why did you appear in the mushroom house? It''s also for the little frog?"


    "I tell you, when I, Deng Chao and Luhani were recording SiHa, Wang Zhengyu, you know? We made an appointment to eat frogs in the last phase of the mushroom house. It turned out that I came alone. Both of them made movies, and one came to the mushroom house to shave his head in advance."


    "So you can''t get into the film industry, can you?"


    "How does the child talk? The angle is very tricky... You''re embarrassing me! I''m also the one who played detective Tang, okay?"


    "The Dragon cop?"


    "What''s the matter with the Dragon suit? I tell you that there are no small roles, only small actors. Li Tiezhu is so hot that he can only run the Dragon suit? It''s still a dragon suit without acting skills, ha ha! As an actor... Sleeping slot! You reported the bill? Isn''t it cheating?"


    In Li Tiezhu''s system, a passive skill flashed a cold light.


    "Who told you to brag and force cards?"


    "I don''t play cards! Wang fried! I''ll let you report, shunzi..."


    "I can''t afford it."


    "Wow, ha ha! Three with one..."


    "No, brother Chi Chi, why did you blow me up? The landlord of Yi Xing."


    "Really? Pumbaa, you have a card... A seven."


    "I can''t afford it."


    "Er..."


    Yi Xing played cards blankly: "one two! Then one four with two, let''s go! Thank you!"


    Peng Yuchang looked at Chen Chichi bitterly.


    Chen Chichi covered his chest: "my heart hurts..."


    The onlookers he Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed out of breath. Chen Chichi rammed the goods and blew up his teammates with the cards that he could win. This is the same as the plot of Li Tiezhu''s acting, which was contested by Xu Shan.


    On the other side, two girls wash their personal clothes under the tap outside the door. Girls just want to be more exquisite and won''t throw all their clothes into the washing machine.


    Pine and bamboo are the most. I changed three sets. I don''t have to wear them tomorrow if I don''t wash them. Anyway, there is a high probability that I will fall dozens of times tomorrow.


    This program is fun, just waste clothes.


    Zheng Yanzi rubbed the mask and suddenly said, "I suddenly want to understand that there is a problem with what you said before. Li Tiezhu has other women?"


    Song Zhuer rubbed the little Pants: "hey? Your imagination is so rich!"


    "Then I guessed right."


    "Shh..."


    "Shh what?"


    "Keep your voice down. You can''t let anyone hear it. It''s bad for Tiezhu. Fortunately, there are no people in the program group. It can be said that he is not pure..."


    "Are you out of your mind? You still talk to him? I''ll slap him in the face."


    "You lied. He chased you. You must promise."


    "I... you go on."


    "I''m a third party. I''ve made a counter attack into the main palace. Hey, hey..."


    "Er... Cowhide! Then why are you still here?"


    "It doesn''t matter!"


    "Doesn''t it matter?"


    "Is it important?"


    "Who is that man? Let me see, Zhao Liya?"


    "No."


    "His new apprentice? What''s that?"


    "No."


    "Oh! It can''t be Qin Tao, so... She, tut tut......"


    "Can''t you see? Human face and animal heart!"


    "Are you going too far?"


    "It''s not too much. I can''t tell you more about the details. It''s a real beast! I''m convinced directly. There''s no way. People can play! I can''t compete. Therefore, I''m satisfied to be declared by the official. I''m really better than others."


    "We Han girls are still reserved."


    "That''s necessary. It''s not our race. Its heart must be different!"


    "Friends come from afar and kill them."


    The conversation between women is always more fierce and hot than that between men.


    After a while, the small hot pot was spicy and delicious on the table. Huang Sanshi specially made a small charcoal stove with strong firepower.


    Li Tiezhu served the pickled little frog for everyone to eat first, and then fried the pickled pepper little frog. This is tietouwa''s favorite. She secretly said that she fell in love with Li Tiezhu because of this dish.


    After washing the little clothes and drying them, the two girls also went into the living room and began to eat hot pot little frogs.


    Wang Zhengyu poured everyone a cup of rice wine and said with emotion: "thank you for your support and dedication, especially Mr. He and Mr. Huang. You have paid too much for this program. I thank you."


    Say it and drink it up.


    He Ling said: "you should thank Mr. Huang and Peng Peng. Mr. Huang paid 20 kilograms of meat for the program, and Peng Peng also paid 10 kilograms."


    Peng Yuchang: "ah? I''m also arranged? I''ll relax after filming..."


    He Ling: "it''s arranged by the iron pillar. Although it hasn''t been weighed yet, it seems that the 300 yuan reward has been obtained. Tell me, how can half of the excess gain ten kilograms?"


    Peng Peng: "I... Tiezhu told me that eating big fish and meat every day and running ten kilometers can grow muscles."


    He Ling: "is it long?"


    Peng Peng: "it''s all fat. I patronize it and don''t run."


    He Ling: "who''s to blame? You''ve all been cheated. The iron pillar looks honest, but it''s actually broken!"


    The system passive skill flashes again.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu came up with a large plate of fried frogs with pickled peppers and sat down to eat.


    Huang Sanshi raised his glass to Li Tiezhu: "although you made me fat by 20 kilograms, thank you for cooking hard this season!"


    Li Tiezhu sandwiched a fried frog to songzhu''er and raised his glass: "it''s not hard! It''s a pity that he didn''t grow ten kilograms."


    Huang Sanshi drank a cup and laughed.


    He Ling was stunned in an instant.


    The director said: "in fact, Li Tiezhu set two tasks at that time. The task with you is to make Mr. Huang rise by 20 kilograms, and the task with Mr. Huang is to make you grow by 10 kilograms¡°


    He Ling spread his hand: "so, Mr. Huang and I let him play with a newcomer this season?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "that''s necessary."


    Peng Yuchang was immediately happy: "ah ha ha... So I can balance."


    Chen Chichi bit a fried frog and said happily, "do you think the nickname of the great variety devil is playing? Mr. He, you despise my iron pillar too much! He is not only the devil in your mushroom house, but also the devil in SiHa. Deng Chao and I retreat, okay?"


    He Ling was distressed and held back for a long time. "Sure enough... People can''t judge by appearance! The clown is myself..."


    Pine and bamboo pluck frog''s legs, heart, that''s! People can''t judge by appearance, iron pillars can''t be measured by hand!

 Chapter 281

    The small village under the night is very quiet. Except for a few dog barks and a few insect chirps, it is the most lively mushroom house. From time to time, laughter and laughter float out. On summer nights, the noisy frogs disappeared strangely, and occasionally one or two sounds seemed desolate.


    Rice harvest is quite abundant, but unfortunately, I can''t feel the happiness of "saying good years in the fragrance of rice flowers and listening to the sound of frogs".


    There are always regrets in life. We should know how to appreciate the beauty of regret.


    Chen Chichi held a little frog from the hot pot to the bowl and then to his mouth. He couldn''t help feeling: "I''ll probably have a good sleep tonight. It''s quiet outside."


    Yi Xing ate his mouth and said, "the frog is so poor. It''s so hot. Do his parents know?"


    Chen Chichi: "I should know. After all, their whole family is here."


    Peng Peng vomited a pile of bones: "although it sounds cruel, it''s really delicious. It can''t stop at all."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! You say it''s a good agricultural creature. Why is it so delicious? Isn''t it deliberately provocative?"


    Huang Sanshi''s serious nonsense: "when the rice is collected, the insects will not be enough for so many frogs to live. Proper carpet fishing will help the escaped frogs obtain richer living conditions, avoid cruel intraspecific competition, and more easily lay eggs and survive the winter."


    Wang Zhengyu said: "it also makes sense. These frogs here are obviously eliminated. They are either stupid, fat or unlucky."


    Li Tiezhu a little frog: "just... Some little tadpoles may not find their mother next year. Will it lead to the lack of education?"


    Songzhu''er, who has just been baptized by high school textbooks, said, "there''s no way! It''s called making some frogs spicy first, spicy first and then spicy, and eating frogs next year. Long term implementation can finally achieve common spicy."


    "Cough..."


    "Poof..."


    Yi Xing choked and Peng Peng smiled.


    Zheng Yanzi wiped her mouth: "if I can win a medal in the East Asia Cup, they will be loyal to their country. The military medal has half of them. There are fading birds dead, spicy and delicious! Fortunately, they are the latter."


    Wang Zhengyu raised his glass: "may the little frogs have spirit in heaven and bless you to pass the customs and win the championship!"


    The director held back for a long time and didn''t hold back a coquettish sentence. He said, "Yanzi, if you''re on the swimming team, it''s more reliable!"


    This group of people eat frogs and make fun of them. They are really dogs. They don''t know that eating frogs is cool for a while, and one frog is cool all the time. This will lead to serious consequences, such as... Support.


    Peng Peng didn''t support it, because it was too hot. He didn''t eat too many hot pot frogs. Instead, he ate a lot of fried frogs, and his mouth was numb: "iron pillar, what''s the spicy degree of this hot pot? Don''t dare eat it. It''s medium spicy, especially spicy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "look who it is. For me, Yanzi, Yixing and Mr. He, it''s spicy at best. For others, it''s very spicy. For you... Chrysanthemum bloom!"


    Peng Peng''s expression is distorted. He is delicious and dare not eat. He is the one who can''t eat spicy at the scene.


    Everyone else laughed and there was a picture.


    Song Zhuer laughed the most happily: "ah ha ha... Brother Peng, eat more!"


    Peng Yuchang is speechless. Are you a girl in front of her boyfriend and future teacher?


    Zheng Yanzi kept a low profile and took a freshly cooked hot pot frog with public chopsticks to Peng Yuchang: "I''m afraid! The big deal is to shoot a javelin."


    After eating, it becomes drinking and chatting, which is the standard routine of Chinese food culture.


    Songzhuer drinks again. She not only drinks for herself, but also for Zheng Yanzi. Athletes can''t drink. Although it''s low-grade Shaoxing yellow rice wine, it will come to the head if you drink too much, but songzhuer has an amazing amount of wine and is not afraid at all.


    Teacher he said, "in the middle of the night, the more you talk, the higher you get. What if you can''t sleep at all?"


    Li Tiezhu offered advice: "what''s the matter? Who can''t sleep and consciously find bamboo to anesthetize."


    He Ling: "ah? What anesthesia does she have?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "my bamboo is good at anesthesia. I''d like to call her the strongest anesthesiologist on the surface."


    Yi Xing was naive: "does she still have this skill?"


    Li Tiezhu said proudly, "that''s her amount. Generally, three or four men are anesthetized, but she will be anesthetized if you drink more with her to ensure a good sleep."


    Yi Xing is still a little confused.


    Chen Chichi said, "iron pillar says the amount of wine. Come on! I''ll anesthetize first."


    Songzhu''er is inexplicably a little proud: "ton..."


    Chen Chichi was a little surprised. He really deserves to be an anesthesiologist.


    Songzhuer is complacent. I''m serious about anesthesiologist. I anesthetized four men in Li Tiezhu''s family! Li Tiezhu had a non-invasive operation after he was anesthetized by me. He didn''t have to go to the west to find curly hair to get the Sutra! Hum!


    Next, everyone anesthetized songzhu''er for several rounds. Huang Sanshi was sleepy, he Ling''s cheeks were red, Chen Chichi giggled, and songzhu''er was nothing. Yi Xing and Peng Peng were frightened and didn''t dare to drink. Wang Zhengyu and the director came to find songzhu''er for anesthesia.


    Finally, after drinking, Wang Zhengyu and the director helped each other and left. The others in the mushroom house were also ready to rest. If they didn''t rest, they would not be anesthetized or in a coma on the spot.


    There''s still half a day to record tomorrow. It''s a little faster.


    In fact, pine and bamboo wine is a little dizzy no matter how good it is. The degree of yellow rice wine is not high, but it has a strong aftereffect.


    The boys went to Datong shop, and songzhuer took Zheng Yanzi to the lady''s bedroom.


    Li Tiezhu: "good night."


    Matsushita: "kiss!"


    Zheng Yanzi kicked her into the house: "kiss a fart. You''re mine tonight."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face. Good guy, this woman tried to bully me for three years. Now she finally found a vent target.


    After closing the door, Zheng Yanzi rushed up.


    Without fear, songzhu''er greeted him with his mouth: "do you want to kiss?"


    Zheng Yanzi was startled and hurriedly avoided: "are you crazy?"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... Are you afraid? Fight with me!"


    Zheng Yanzi didn''t dare to play with fire again. She took off the cover inside her clothes and prepared to go to bed.


    Songzhuer also took off, patted on the bed and hid under the pillow. However, the gap was huge and angry: "it''s bigger than lengba. It''s unscientific..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "how do I feel you don''t hate lengba at all?"


    Songzhu''er tilted her head and looked cute: "sister lengba is very good! She is beautiful and has a big chest. Tie Zhu likes it very much."


    Zheng Yanzi: "you''re stupid! That''s your competitor."


    Songzhu''er smiled strangely: "if it''s an ordinary man, it may be a competitor, but for Li Tiezhu, sister lengba is my strong ally... Ordinary people can''t deal with him!"


    "You haven''t been opened... You know so much?"


    "That''s! Eh? Another big cup? Don''t you mean muscle? Why does it feel so good?"


    "Hands off!"


    "Pinch it and you won''t lose a piece of meat! Stingy!"


    "I thought Xiong Da was an honest man..."


    "You''re an honest man, ha ha! No matter how much chest muscle, it''s still fat outside! It feels like a thief... Li Tiezhu can''t hold one hand."


    "Why let him catch it?"


    "I said so."


    "No wonder you''re wearing a green hat."


    "Hey, hey... Actually, I mind a little, but there''s no other way. I''m a third party, and my iron pillar King Kong is not bad."


    "Wow!"


    "Want to try?"


    "Get out!"


    "Try it for free..."


    "You''re disgusting! Li Tiezhu is so ugly and has no quality. His head is not easy to use. He''s red and has no star temperament. How do you like him?"


    "What about you? How long have you liked iron pillars?"


    "Well..."


    "The year before last? Last year? Anyway, I heard you mention Li Tiezhu long before I knew him."


    "Did I? Did I tell you?"


    "Anyway, you like him. I can see it. Wow, hahaha! I''m so awesome! That''s better to start first!"


    "Gan!"


    "Happy today. Give me your cell phone."


    "What are you doing?"


    "Call and swear."


    Songzhuer dialed Zheng Yanzi''s cell phone, and it took a while to get through:


    "Hello?"


    Zheng Yanzi asked suspiciously, "Luo Feiyan?"


    Luo Feiyan: "it''s me. Who are you?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "I''m Zheng Yanzi. I''m calling you mainly to say... Fuck NIMA!"


    Toot~


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Pine, bamboo and octopus rolled on the sheet with Zheng Yanzi in their arms. The two women laughed wildly.


    The next day, Zheng Yanzi ran with Li Tiezhu very early.


    Half an hour later, they came back. Except for the staff, the guests in the mushroom house haven''t got up yet, which is also a routine operation.


    Li Tiezhu cooked fried egg noodles for himself and Zheng Yanzi. By the way, he took Peng PENGCHANG''s ten kilograms of money and the money for threshing yesterday and today in the hands of the director, a total of 1300 yuan.


    The flowers can''t be spent. The rest can be saved until the third quarter of next year.


    After Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi had eaten and dried the rice, the guests got up one after another to make thin rice, and Huang Sanshi also cooked several bowls of noodles.


    Songzhuer sat on the swing in a daze with unkempt hair and face.


    After dinner, eight people set out to finish the last work of the second season of mushroom house - threshing.


    There were many people and great strength. The last paddy field was soon laid.


    At noon, Li Tiezhu didn''t cook. Huang Sanshi cooked a sumptuous lunch himself.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu gave the rest of the money to he Ling.


    We drank a cup of coffee, talked again, and finally said goodbye to the audience.


    Zheng Yanzi went to the training base and threatened Li Tiezhu not to bully songzhu''er before leaving. Songzhu''er immediately opposed it. Why not bully? Can you be controlled by an outsider? Zheng Yan walked away in purple.


    Li Tiezhu and songzhuer took a bus to the airport and then flew to Kyoto.


    Songzhuer went home and Li Tiezhu went to see the concert venue. With the end of the college entrance examination, Li Tiezhu''s national concert tour was also put on the agenda, covering all major cities in China.


    They are: Kyoto, Nandu, Donghai, East Guangdong, Xiangjiang, Taipei, Liaoyang, Jiangxia, Luzhou, Chang''an, Shuangqing and Shudu.


    After getting off the plane, songzhuer drove his assistant away and drove Li Tiezhu into the city.


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "where are you going? Why don''t you book a hotel first?"


    Song Zhuer: "what are you doing in a hotel?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "sleep with you."


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey, hey... Here''s a surprise. We have a nest in Kyoto! I''ll take you! I''ll anesthetize you by the way, and then hey, hey..."

 Chapter 282

    Songzhuer''s car drives very smoothly. It looks like an old driver who often drives.


    The car she drove was Matsushita''s favorite little three special car, the Porsche convertible trot. Of course, she asked the assistants left in Kyoto to come.


    This car is really low-key in places like Kyoto. It is not different from a scooter. Matsushita is well aware of the principle of low-key. She took Li Tiezhu to the villa where she bought the house, which is far, far... Far from the urban area, so the house price is not too expensive.


    Songzhuer''s mother likes this area very much because it''s practical. Don''t they all drive? Kyoto is so congested that living far and near doesn''t matter at all. After knowing the purpose of the villa, Mother Song said that the house doesn''t matter, and the child custody must be ours, in case you get divorced in the future


    Matsushita said she was speechless. We haven''t married yet.


    In the car, songzhu''er talked to Li Tiezhu about how wonderful his mother was and the hard won of this small villa. Money is the second. She is not bad for this money now, mainly custody.


    Li Tiezhu said that he was a little too embarrassed: "aunt... Far-reaching vision..."


    Songzhu''er said, "it''s mainly because my mother said that people who look honest like you are the easiest to be distracted. Leave me some leeway."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. After all, facts speak louder than words.


    Songzhu''er was very happy when he saw Li Tiezhu''s collapse: "Hey, hey... I also set up a gym in the basement. You must like it. If you have a chance, please invite sister lengba to play, ahaaha... I''ll tell you, just give her directly on the table tennis table..."


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up, you smile impure?"


    Matsushita: "why should we be pure? We are already adults, not Zhao Liya''s silly girl, minors, hee hee! There is a cavity of hot blood in the air..."


    Li Tiezhu: "this cavity is disgusting..."


    "Something''s wrong with you!"


    "What''s wrong with you!"


    "Ah ha ha!"


    ¡°TUI~¡±


    I always feel that today''s songzhuer is too excited. Li Tiezhu has an ominous premonition.


    Two hours later, the small sports car drove into a very remote villa area and came to a single family by the lake.


    "Spicy claw, in order to go to school, you buy a villa?"


    Li Tiezhu said he was surprised. It''s unscientific for you to spend money like this.


    Song Zhuer said, "don''t you live in a dormitory? Of course, it''s for a tryst with you! This is a battlefield! Moreover, this battlefield must be more domineering and luxurious than the battlefield in the East China Sea!"


    It goes without saying who you two are.


    Sure enough, when a woman is tough, there is nothing wrong with a man. Li Tiezhu stares at the dog: "it will cost a lot of money?"


    Songzhuer said, "this car is more than twenty times as big!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the car. There were only two seats. The top of the car was covered with tarpaulin. It didn''t look very valuable. It turned out that there were cheap houses in Kyoto. As long as it doesn''t cost, it''s no problem. Li Tiezhu has always been slow about the price of cars and houses. He has never paid attention to these. He donated a little money to the Hong fund. Even now, Li Tiezhu has only more than two million in his account and is ready to donate at any time.


    Songzhuer rummaged through his bag, found out the remote control key, opened the remote control door of the villa, drove the car to the underground garage, and then took Li Tiezhu to the underground gym next to the garage.


    Li Tiezhu thought it was more serious to do farm work than to be garish. However, he politely pushed the dumbbell or something.


    The villa is a two-story building with four bedrooms, two living rooms, a restaurant, a kitchen, a nanny room, a warehouse, a KTV and a gym. It''s not too big, but it has subverted Li Tiezhu''s cognition. Isn''t this... The house I want to repair in my hometown in the countryside?


    So Li Tiezhu took pictures everywhere with his mobile phone, and then sent the pictures to the old man through wechat for reference when he repaired his hometown''s house.


    Old man Li replied with a wry smile, which made Li Tiezhu very worried.


    Songzhu''er sat on the gate step, looked at Li Tiezhu''s earth steamed stuffed bun and said, "my mother said to have dinner with you in Kyoto in two days."


    Li Tiezhu put away his mobile phone: "ah! Yes, why don''t I call me? Discuss the wedding bride price or something."


    Songzhuer kicked out: "no! I just fell in love with you. I haven''t reached the level of marriage. Why are you like my mother? I thought you could stand by me."


    Li Tiezhu: "all love not for the purpose of marriage is playing hooligans."


    Matsushita: "it''s hooliganism not to be together for the purpose of giving birth to dolls."


    Li Tiezhu: "Er, it''s too early?"


    Songzhuer sneered: "what about sleeping for the purpose of not falling in love?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you... Villa, Feng Shui is good! I learned a little from my father when I was a child. I''ll show you..."


    Matsushita: "Oh! Man!"


    Li Tiezhu picked up songzhuer''s face and said, "I''ll pay for this villa. If it''s not enough, I''ll earn it. Otherwise, I feel like a soft rice."


    Songzhuer''s attitude was determined: "no! Why is the apartment in Donghai owned by the cat? Kyoto can''t be mine? If you want to buy it, go to Shudu and buy it as big as Disneyland, I don''t mind. Anyway, Kyoto is my home! This is called attitude!"


    It is said to be the main palace, but in fact, songzhuer is forced to count. Men will have a morbid infatuation for their first woman. Therefore, she chose curve to save the country and be a child of harmony.


    Li Tiezhu thought, you two cities have such high house prices. If you put Shudu, you can really buy Disney.


    Songzhu''er trampled on the lawn of the front yard and said, "I''m not going to sneak like you two in the East China Sea. I''m not afraid! I''m a genuine girlfriend. Hey... Guan Xuan! When she comes to Kyoto, I''ll invite her in and let her feel it. Ha ha, she can''t imagine my happiness."


    Li Tiezhu: "... You are a pervert."


    "Tui! You two are perverts."


    "You talk like hell."


    "Is it abnormal to keep a cat? Is it abnormal to wear a cat collar and hold a rope? Bah!"


    "She tells you everything?"


    "She''s old Versailles and enjoys sharing! What do you think? Do you know what she says to me in private?"


    "I don''t know."


    "Iron pillar has a birthmark on his left thigh, blue."


    "Well..."


    "Iron pillar is so simple and simple that she doesn''t know how terrible her is. It''s like killing people. Girls should know how to protect themselves."


    "What do you have for dinner?"


    "Look! Provoke me! That is, I songzhuer keep a low profile. Otherwise, the world is full of our yellow pictures. I''ll tell you!"


    "Cough, cough..."


    Li Tiezhu''s cheeks are red. This kind of thing is not suitable for discussion, especially between new lovers. It''s too contrary to peace. Li Tiezhu panicked and stopped songzhu''er and said, "it''s getting dark. Let''s order a takeout."


    Matsushita said, "call two Kyoto roast ducks and add three bottles of old Kyoto anesthetic."


    Li Tiezhu: "three jin of Baijiu is over, a bottle will do."


    Matsushita: "a bottle of anesthesia can''t work."


    Li Tiezhu: "this... As a man, I still need to keep a sober minimum dignity."


    Songzhuer said, "OK, just one bottle."


    There was no aunt or servant in the whole villa. Songzhuer called away in advance. After all, it was the first time for two people to be really alone. Of course, there should be enough private space.


    Half bottle of Baijiu is gone, and Li Tiezhu is calm. After all, two people are good at drinking, though the gap between them is quite large.


    "Thank you, bamboo."


    "Call me spicy claw."


    "Spicy claw, I don''t understand why you like me, but I feel sorry for you, because... You know."


    "But my feeling is that you like me first, starting from the mushroom house in the first season."


    "Yes."


    "So, even if lengba is matchless, even if Zhao Liya is pure and peerless, even if Zheng Yanzi is plump and incomparable, don''t you still prefer me?"


    "No... what does this have to do with Zhao Liya and Zheng Yanzi?"


    "They like you! You silly."


    "Er... There''s something wrong with their brains."


    "Cheers! Is the roast duck delicious?"


    "No spicy, no taste."


    "Zheng Yanzi has liked you for a long time. You are so simple and naive that you were finally killed by my iron headed baby... Oh, ha ha..."


    "Tut... This wine is so spicy!"


    Two hours later, night had just fallen, but Li Tiezhu had been working for a long time.


    (hidden chapter C in the group, updated within three days)


    The arrogant and domineering pine and bamboo son wrapped in a quilt and cried. He really cried and almost suffocated. Li Tiezhu kept patting her smooth and thin back.


    "Why, why..."


    "I don''t mind, and I''m not qualified to mind."


    "It''s not whether you mind, but I haven''t done it before. Why? Why?"


    "Why are you crying?"


    "Can you stop crying? The first time I didn''t have a mark to commemorate..."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what? Don''t you believe me?"


    "I believe it."


    "I went to study in the United States. Many dirty negative news are false. I want to prove it to you with a touch of red. The result..."


    "No need."


    "It''s necessary! Otherwise you''ll look down on me."


    "I think highly of it. I feel it. This kind of thing varies from person to person..."


    "Ah? How do you know?"


    "Sister lengba told me before. She said she danced since childhood, so if she didn''t see the red, I hope I can believe her, I believe her and you."


    "But I never dance! Wow..."


    "But you kick people, it''s not much harder than dancing? Besides, didn''t I tell you all about it? I feel it, I feel it! It doesn''t matter whether you see red or not."


    "Really?"


    "Really! There''s a lot of resistance."


    "Oh... Then, come again?"


    "Have a rest! Be content and be happy. You need a rest now."


    Two people naked, shamelessly lying on the big bed, began to chat, and the chat content should not be made public.


    Matsushita: "ah... It''s wonderful! It''s totally different from what you imagined. It''s amazing."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re amazing. Why is the difference so big..."


    "This is called differentiated competition. It is the result of evolution."


    "Huh?"


    "I used to fantasize about having a baby at the age of 18. Now it seems that I''d better postpone it. It''s really interesting..."


    "How could you think so?"


    Ling Ling


    The phone rang. It''s Aunt Liu''s phone number.


    Li Tiezhu asked songzhuer to keep silent, and then answered the phone.


    There was a quarrel on the other end of the phone:


    "You talk, talk..."


    "I won''t say."


    "You old man, what''s the cheek to earn? Say it quickly!"


    "If I don''t say it, I won''t say it."


    "If you don''t tell me, I''ll tell you!"


    "You can''t say it either."


    "Hey..."


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer met frankly. Then the phone was a little ashamed and held them together decisively. Li Tiezhu asked, "what''s the matter? Old man? Aunt Liu?"


    Old man Li: "don''t do anything."


    Aunt Liu: "something! Big deal! Your old man always abandons..."


    Old man Li: "she drinks too much. Don''t think about it..."


    Li Tiezhu calmed down a lot: "old man, how do you know it''s you or not?"


    Aunt Liu struggled: "spicy claw sent photos to Liu Xiaohua. You two slept together tonight. We drank and celebrated tonight..."


    Li Tiezhu slapped songzhu''er''s ass: "ah, er... Aunt, you''ve worked hard. What''s the matter with calling?"


    Li Laohan: "don''t ask for anything."


    Aunt Liu shouted, "I''m pregnant with your brother. What can you do when you see it..."


    Li Tiezhu: "an?"


    Songzhu''er: "cow! Well done! I''ll buy you bird''s nest tomorrow! Tiezhu, you have a brother!"

 Chapter 283

    "What if it''s a sister? Don''t be sexist! You''re all girls. Why don''t you get it?"


    Li Tiezhu just said to hang up the phone. However, he is shocked now. What the hell is the situation? He is making a human simulation plan with songzhuer, and his old man on the other side has really created a lovely child first.


    Songzhu''er lazily hugged Li Tiezhu: "others opened their orifices. You opened them yourself. Just now..."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Such an enlightenment?


    People say seven orifices bleed or something. Put it here. People have nine orifices?


    Ang!


    Chinese characters are fucking broad and profound, 20 cm long. It''s no problem for you to say so.


    But she was very upset. Why was Aunt Liu pregnant? The old man doesn''t understand the importance of population control, so he strongly condemns it!


    Can you bear it?


    Of course, I have to bear it. The old man is so tireless with a waist injury. It is also a spiritual symbol of striving for strength! Of course, it may also be that Aunt Liu, who is too strong, has fallen into ashes


    In any case, it is also a great event to be congratulated that old trees can have new flowers.


    It is the so-called "thousands of sails pass by the side of a sunken boat, and thousands of trees spring in front of a diseased tree"!


    Ah up ~ launch!


    As for why old man Li dare not let Li Tiezhu know, in fact, Tiezhu also knows.


    People, especially men, are children at first. They are also children in middle age. In old age, they are especially children. They will always feel guilty, first to their parents, then to their daughter-in-law, and then to their children.


    Li Fugui is such a standard counselor, so it''s not surprising that he has such a performance.


    After waiting for a few minutes, songzhuer shyly put on Kumamoto''s pajamas. Although she couldn''t see her on the phone, she was still shy. Li Tiezhu also put on his boxers, and then began to call back.


    "Old man?"


    "Ah!"


    "Ah, shit, have you checked in the hospital?"


    "Check, check."


    "So Aunt Liu is pregnant with a baby. What''s hard to say? You''ve got your marriage certificate."


    "The boy... Went back to town to check. The third man used some relationship, so he saw that men and women came."


    "Oh! That''s good! Do you have a good name? My name is Li Tiezhu. My second uncle''s name is Li tiegen and Li Tieji. What should this boy be called according to the rules? Li Tie?"


    "Hammer! According to the rules, his second family is called foundation, and my family also wants to get a word out! Unexpectedly, I just wanted to give birth to you at that time, wrong, wrong..."


    "You can choose your name. After all... It''s your baby, not mine."


    "No, no, no... You take it, you''re talented!"


    Songzhu''er said out of thin air, "it''s not my iron pillar to choose a name to do such a thing."


    Li Fugui was surprised at the moment. Sure enough, he slept together and insisted on getting it! Jubilant way: "either... That is to say, whether the doll should be or not, I want to discuss it with Tiezhu... I''m afraid he''s not happy..."


    The point is whether or not!


    Li Fugui is the head of the family. Although Aunt Liu also received the certificate, they are still a little guilty when facing Li Tiezhu.


    Songzhuer was very enthusiastic: "we are happy. When will the child be born?"


    Li Fugui: "you''re happy to fart. Tie Zhu promised. I discussed it with your aunt. Although she speaks angrily, she also follows your opinion. We can accept it. I have children and she has women... Just look at him."


    Li Tiezhu: "my name is mine, and I''ll let him be born."


    Domineering, not to pretend to be forced, but the two elderly people at home, not... Just middle-aged people, have the cowardly thoughts of the elderly, and we must teach them a lesson.


    Li Tiezhu is not smart, but he is always very frank and never interferes with the old man talking about his girlfriend. Are you pregnant and come to ask for my advice? Didn''t you make it clear to me? No pit, no pit!


    You have to think of a more coquettish name. At the age of 18, he will change that


    Yes!


    Li tieegg!!!


    I''m special. You don''t hate me all your life. Wow, hahaha... That''s the name. I didn''t run!


    Column, root, base, egg!


    The whole family is neat. Are there any trees? Ah? Enlightenment is different!


    "Yeah!"


    "Shh... Keep your voice down. Don''t let the iron pillar couple hear you."


    "Do you hear the clang? The iron pillar is not as soft as you."


    "The watch opens the Yellow cavity randomly."


    "I can''t have a baby with my own ability?"


    "Your skill is a fart. If I didn''t say it''s more convenient to use the back entry..."


    "You just want me to kneel up. You''re funny!"


    "Call, be civilized."


    "You were uncivilized first, beat me and tied me..."


    "Shut up, bah!"


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly interrupted: "cough, cough... Old man! I''ll get my brother''s name. Don''t worry. I''ll bear the milk powder money and diapers. Don''t worry. Then... Please be a little better to Aunt Liu. Don''t be too rude. Of course, Aunt Liu, don''t be too manic. Now you advocate a harmonious society..."


    Li Fugui: "you know a hammer. I didn''t do it. She told me to do it... Mmm, mmm..."


    Aunt Liu is kind-hearted and gathers up in front of the mobile phone: "iron pillar, bye! Your old man has drunk too much, hehe... Thank you. Liu Xiaohua doesn''t understand my baby. Explain to her a little. She listens to you most. You''re the big brother..."


    The phone hung up.


    Li Tiezhu covered his face, and his family scandal spread abroad! Oh, it''s not external. The one next to him kneels and licks is also his own.


    "Come on, don''t learn that! Just be yourself."


    Li Tiezhu''s face was cold. After all, something happened at home. It was very troublesome.


    Pine bamboo son raised his head: "don''t you like her to give you... Swallow? Pervert!"


    Li Tiezhu held her directly in his arms: "what do you compare with you? You have your own strengths! Na! I''m going to call Liu Xiaohua now. Pay attention to the assists about my unborn brother!"


    Songzhuer nodded happily, wiped the strange saliva at the corner of his mouth and said, "I''m ready at any time."


    Li Tiezhu handed her some paper towels and dialed Liu Xiaohua''s video phone.


    "Hello? You know?"


    "Yes."


    "She, she had children with him, and I was abandoned!"


    "Oh."


    "Oh, what the hell? Brother! You''re my brother. You have to protect me. They don''t recognize each other now..."


    "I have no blood relationship with you. If they don''t have one, our relationship will be further."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what? They gave birth to one. That''s your brother and mine, okay?"


    "Er... It seems quite reasonable."


    "A lot of things need a bridge, you know? The bridge between us used to be my father and your mother, but now it has become an unborn little brother. Isn''t it good? You can fight, and I can fight. Hey! Do you have a table tennis in your skull? I can''t figure it out?"


    "I''m afraid my mother doesn''t love me."


    "Your mother doesn''t love you! You''re so stupid, as stupid as me. It''s good to grow up alive."


    "Brother, you''ve gone too far. I don''t like you!"


    "Then bye..."


    "No, bye. Where''s my sister-in-law?"


    Songzhu''er smiled and said, "Xiaohua, you can''t make trouble about giving birth to a new child. Everyone is born free. You know?"


    Liu Xiaohua was stunned and forced: "ah? What freedom?"


    Matsushita: "international practice, born free!"


    Liu Xiaohua Yan said: "sure enough, the whole world is actually owned by female compatriots. Children are free..."


    Matsushita said, "don''t worry so far. Worry about your high school entrance examination results. If you can''t get into a key high school, you will be hung up by your mother! I''m sorry!"


    "No sorrow!"


    "I''d better mourn! I guess there''s no other possibility..."


    "No, is there anything a little more accommodating?"


    "This is the high school entrance examination, not the college entrance examination, so I''m sorry!"


    "Sister!"


    Songzhuer resolutely hung up the phone. She was very confident that she persuaded Liu Xiaohua not to hinder the birth of xiaotiezhu. At the same time, she also hindered Liu Xiaohua''s illusion that she didn''t have to be beaten if she didn''t do well in the exam.


    In a word, in a word, pine and bamboo children after enlightenment are much more capable than before.


    It''s really capable!


    It can not only forcibly persuade Liu Xiaohua who is in the heart, but also knock Li Tiezhu by the way to let him pay attention to the newborn children.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu fell asleep very tired and said, "they make me feel like I have any opinion on them. In fact, I have enough forbearance and restraint towards them!"


    Matsushita: "you just don''t understand women. Do you know what Liu Xiaohua said to me when I went to your house during the new year? She said that if she had a child within half a year, she would not recognize her nephew, but his mother gave her brother a violent blow, wow ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not appropriate for you to laugh like this... Pooh... I didn''t know my old man was so capable! Come on, Li Tiedan!"


    Songzhuer wiped the strange liquid on his mouth and said, "I also want to have a baby. Don''t fool me."


    Li Tiezhu: "blame me? You drink indiscriminately..."


    "When you are satisfied with life, you must be happy. Don''t make the golden cup empty to the moon..."


    "Is it good?"


    "Bah!:


    Therefore, the next day, Li Tiezhu found Huang Sanshi and entertained his future Chinese opera head teacher, Mr. Lu Bo, through his relationship. The two teachers, together with Li Tiezhu and songzhuer, had a very ordinary lunch in Kyoto.


    Li Tiezhu thought it was a matter of worshipping the wharf. Unexpectedly, the head teacher asked Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er to help introduce the play


    Those who really stay in school and become teachers have poor resources.


    This is a bit embarrassing, but you can''t be idle. You have to explain.


    Fortunately, penguin''s resources are rich enough to deal with all this perfectly. It also arranges a good position for Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu can only be allocated according to his ability. If he can do it, he can do it, even if he can''t.


    Song Zhuer, who was enlightened by Li Tiezhu, also reacted quickly and secretly told Li Tiezhu: "there are many people in the play, and it''s our teacher, so we have to respect it. But, big plays, blockbusters, big Productions... We have to pull the teacher, which is called being a man."

 Chapter 284

    Li Tiezhu not only had dinner with his teacher, but also took time to go to Beidian and stuffed two good cigarettes for the guard. Li Fugui taught him the good habit left in high school.


    After that, Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er had a difficult farewell ceremony. They were reluctant to part with each other, but they pulled it out after all. If they don''t pull it out again, they will die.


    In the next few days, Li Tiezhu began intense training and prepared his first solo concert. At the same time, they also called to invite guests. Although some were invited in advance, some couldn''t come temporarily, so they need to be redefined.


    In addition to intensive training, Li Tiezhu also pays attention to things at home. Old man Li is jubilant and Aunt Liu is in a stable mood. It is said that it has been nearly three months.


    Liu Xiaohua was the only one who was not in high mood. She complained to Li Tiezhu on the phone more than once that she felt superfluous at home.


    Li Tiezhu gave her targeted comfort... The latest huami mobile phone was delivered to Liu Xiaohua on the same day.


    Then, Liu Xiaohua''s lost mood was effectively controlled.


    But it won''t last long


    On July 23, the college entrance examination results were released.


    Songzhuer: Chinese 102, mathematics 63, English 127, comprehensive 162, total score 454


    Li Tiezhu: Chinese 88, mathematics 42, English 79, comprehensive 213, total score 422


    The Internet expressed surprise at Li Tiezhu''s performance. After all, everyone knows that his performance has always been bad, so everyone is still very worried.


    Liu Xiaohua is also impressed by Li Tiezhu''s achievements. Didn''t she only get 300 points before? Isn''t that great? Isn''t he cheating?


    Liu Xiaohua was very afraid of Li Tiezhu''s "high score", because her high school entrance examination results were about to be released, and she felt betrayed when her results were half as good as Li Tiezhu''s.


    My brother secretly studies behind my back!


    Hypocrisy!


    Mingming is recording programs, making albums and acting in movies. He hasn''t seriously studied for a few days this year. Why is he so good in the exam?


    There must be something wrong.


    The next day, the results of the middle school entrance examination were announced, and Liu Xiaohua''s total score was 302.


    Liu Xiaohua, who knows how to play outside, didn''t go home until 8 p.m. although she can''t avoid the disaster, she can delay it as much as possible.


    Liu Xiaohua came home and was beaten as expected before she could change her shoes. However, because the new house has no beams or anything, it is not convenient to hang up and fight, which is a little incomplete.


    After playing for half an hour, Aunt Liu cried.


    Old man Li quickly comforted his wife for fear of fetal Qi.


    Aunt Liu finally let Liu Xiaohua go and put down a cruel sentence: "if I wasn''t afraid of an accident, I''d kill you!"


    Liu Xiaohua bit her teeth and was black and blue, but she didn''t cry. She thought silently:


    Iron egg, I''ll beat you every day when you come out! Dare to rob my mother


    Li Fugui comforted his wife to go back to the house to have a rest, and came out of the living room to persuade Liu Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, your mother beat you because you didn''t enter high school. Don''t blame her. She suffered from illiteracy. Don''t worry, our house is rich now, and paying more money will let you continue to study, you know?"


    Liu Xiaohua gnashing her teeth, her voice trembling: "this is not my home."


    Li Fugui: "we are a family."


    Liu Xiaohua: "my mother doesn''t want me anymore. She dislikes me and likes the new and hates the old."


    Li Fugui: "no, even if the iron egg comes out, we still like you. Don''t think about it."


    "I want to run away from home!"


    "It''s dark outside. What are you going to do?"


    "Oh, I''ll leave tomorrow, sir. I''m hungry."


    "I''ll cook some for you?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "twenty."


    Li Fugui nodded and went into the kitchen. He didn''t cry when he was beaten. Li Fugui also admired Xiaohua''s hard girl.


    Liu Xiaohua sat down in the living room, took the new mobile phone her brother bought for her, began to search for relevant knowledge of "running away from home", and finally collected two good articles for emergencies.


    Things about running away from home


    Guide to running away from home


    At this time, Li Fugui brought a delicious red oil copy, and Liu Xiaohua ate it. If the greatest attachment to the family is Uncle Li''s irresistible cooking, compared with him, Liu Xiaohua thinks his mother''s cooking is the level of making pig food.


    Li Fugui turned on the air conditioner in the living room because he knew that Xiaohua would sweat every time she ate. Usually, her mother was reluctant to use the air conditioner. When she saw Liu Xiaohua open it once, Li Fugui secretly helped her open it.


    Looking at the direction of the bedroom, Li Fugui quietly took out a tea box from under the tea table, then took out a bag of tea from the tea box, and pulled out a stack of money tightly tied by rubber rings in the tea, red, blue and green, about more than 200.


    Liu Xiaohua knew that Li Fugui began to hide private money. After all, after her mother took care of the accounts, Li Fugui turned in his monthly salary. He lived a tight life. These money were not wages, but his extra income from selling waste products on the construction site.


    Therefore, Liu Xiaohua has never exposed Li Fugui. They feel sorry for each other. All the cash red envelopes she received were taken away, which is called saving her dowry.


    Liu Xiaohua responded with a sneer. My brother is ready for the dowry. You just black my money! Fortunately, this is the Internet age.


    Li Fugui generously handed it to Liu Xiaohua: "take it. Go out quietly to buy snacks in the summer vacation. Don''t be seen by your mother! Hide it!"


    Liu Xiaohua took the money and put it on the table. She didn''t intend to ask for it. She whispered, "Sir, are you angry? You keep it for yourself."


    Li Fugui shook his head: "don''t worry, sir. I never put eggs in the same basket. It''s called cunning rabbit''s three caves. I still have a few lumps of money, a total of eight or nine hundred. Hey, hey..."


    Liu Xiaohua thumbed up: "great! Uncle is uncle."


    Li Fugui said with concern, "does it still hurt?"


    Liu Xiaohua''s face was still swollen and drank a mouthful of soup: "it doesn''t hurt. I''m used to it. She was beaten by her since childhood. My old man had an affair and hit me. She lost money at cards, hit me, divorced and hit me. She was deducted by her boss, hit me, found that you hid private money, hit me..."


    Li Fugui responded with compassionate eyes, which really made the logic untenable and the excuse was not sufficient.


    At the same time, Li Fugui felt a little guilty. Last month, his private money hidden in the washing powder was found. Aunt Liu scolded him and beat Liu Xiaohua. She also said that it was because you were not good enough and Liu Xiaohua was still ignorant after being beaten. Is that my fault?


    Aunt Liu beat Liu Xiaohua in different grades. She started with daily beatings. She would enjoy periodic beatings every month and creative beatings in case of important things.


    In fact, Liu Xiaohua knows that her mother loves her, but she can''t express it.


    But... She decided to resist, which made her afraid. She didn''t dare to hit her casually in the future. At least, it needs a reasonable excuse, otherwise... It''s unfair.


    excuse me!


    Beating people also wants a reasonable excuse.


    Finally, Liu Xiaohua wiped her mouth and said, "Sir, if you have no money, let my brother transfer it to you on wechat! As for hiding private money?"


    Li Fugui said, "I''m not old yet. How can I spend my son''s money? He bought a house with us... Wechat can''t hide the money! In March, you were beaten because you sent me a hundred yuan red envelope in wechat? Your mother revealed it by turning over my mobile phone!"


    Liu Xiaohua sighed: "you can''t operate. I have two wechat. My mother can''t find my money. You can''t imagine how much money I have now!"


    "Hundreds?"


    "Oh, which do you despise? I Liu Xiaohua have such wealth? I also have a temper to run away from home?"


    "A thousand?"


    "Oh!"


    "Two thousand?"


    "Add another zero."


    "Oh, your uncle is wordy?"


    "See for yourself."


    Liu Xiaohua calls out the hidden wechat, and the numbers in the wallet will not deceive people.


    21563.81 yuan.


    Li Fugui breathed hurriedly: "Oh, the tortoise is a little fierce! More than a clang?"


    Liu Xiaohua smiled proudly: "my brother and sister-in-law gave it to me and saved it for a year. When I received the money on wechat, I immediately transferred it and emptied the message! Hum! It''s you. It''s all in your age. You''re still hiding money at home."


    Li Fugui was moved and rubbed his hands: "this... Clang operation? You teach me."


    Liu Xiaohua rolled her eyes, took Li Fugui''s mobile phone and began to operate.


    A few minutes later, Li Fugui learned, felt that life was full of hope, and happily went back to the house to accompany his wife.


    Liu Xiaohua turned off the air conditioner and went back to bed... It''s impossible to go to bed so early. Continue to study the road map and plan of running away from home.


    The next day, Liu Xiaohua woke up early.


    Li Fugui is busy having breakfast in the kitchen. After eating, he will go to the construction site to see the gate. Aunt Liu has been forced to resign by Li Tiezhu. In addition, she is easy to be tired now. She has to sleep until 10 o''clock almost every day.


    Porridge, kimchi, steamed stuffed bun.


    It''s an ordinary breakfast, but it''s very delicious by Li Fugui.


    After drinking two bowls of porridge, Liu Xiaohua went back to the house to pack up.


    Li Fugui washed the dishes and went to work.


    Liu Xiaohua, carrying her backpack and suitcase, opened the door and looked at the direction of the bedroom with fake emotion: "goodbye, my mother who doesn''t love me! Oh, please don''t feel sad. I''m not who I used to be. I''m going to wander in the farthest distance and look for life... Hey? You wake up so early?"


    Aunt Liu stood at the door of the bedroom with her disheveled hair: "what are you doing, fetal God?"


    Liu Xiaohua quickly drilled out and pressed the elevator: "I ran away from home!"


    Aunt Liu leisurely went to the bathroom to wash.


    Liu Xiaohua pressed the elevator and blocked the door desperately for fear that her mother would rush out. However, this did not happen.


    Soon, Liu Xiaohua got on the elevator until she ran to the gate of the community. The tiger backed figure didn''t rush out. Liu Xiaohua suddenly felt... Insulted! Who do you despise? Think I''m playing with you? Think I can''t live and come back, please beat me up?


    Oh! Naive!


    "I Liu Xiaohua stepped out of the door and couldn''t come back."


    Liu Xiaohua stepped out of the community door and said to herself viciously.


    "That girl, you come back, this is the entrance, and you go that way out of the community."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Oh."


    Come back with the box.


    Never mind. Can I Liu Xiaohua be a man of face?

 Chapter 285

    Walking alone outside the community with her suitcase, Liu Xiaohua felt lonely... It''s too hot! Buy an ice cream.


    Liu Xiaohua took out her mobile phone and came to a canteen. She opened the freezer and the air conditioner came to her face.


    After picking and picking, Liu Xiaohua picked up a pineapple ice cream under the eyes of the boss''s wife. She felt very congenial with it. It was a free ice cream! It''s totally different from the flirtatious ice cream I''ve eaten before!


    From today on, I, Liu Xiaohua, have realized the freedom of ice cream!


    "Boss, how much is it?"


    "Two fifty."


    "Do you sell two pieces?"


    "Not for sale."


    "Good!"


    Liu Xiaohua opens the hidden wechat, scans the code and pays.


    Drop! Sorry, your credit is running low!


    Huh???


    Liu Xiaohua quickly threw away the free ice cream and opened it for. 01 yuan.


    Back to the home page, there is an unread message:


    Yuan.


    It was three minutes ago.


    Liu Xiaohua is confused. What''s going on? Why did you withdraw cash? Stolen number? No, the withdrawal bank card is mom''s card... Er


    The landlady closed the freezer and said, "no money? What ice cream do you have?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "no! I have money! I''ll eat this ice cream, and Yesu can''t save him! I said it!"


    Then, Liu Xiaohua cut back to another wechat and directly called Li Tiezhu for remote support.


    No answer?


    HMM... at this point, my brother should be rehearsing for the concert again. I can''t get it at all.


    Didi.


    New news, from Mom, an expression Pack:


    Slightly~


    Ha, how angry! My heart... Seems to have been run over by a thousand tanks


    Solved the case! Solved the case!


    It''s just, how did she do it? Moreover, there is no remote login here! Well, by the way, I didn''t take my broken tablet. It was also hidden deep when it logged in with my mobile phone. Could it be


    Liu Xiaohua stumbled at her feet and put her hand on the freezer so that she wouldn''t slip. I feel insulted. Dogs can be killed or humiliated, but they can''t be killed and humiliated again! My mother is inhuman!


    The landlady stared at Liu Xiaohua''s every move for fear that she might steal ice cream.


    Liu Xiaohua reviewed the history of saving money in the past year and made painstaking efforts. Every time she received the money, she would transfer it to the hidden wechat within one minute and never leave the bottom of the case. Even she didn''t move a hair of the money. Even if she was greedy for ice cream, she didn''t dare to buy it, even if it was accidentally exposed.


    I waited for a long time and finally today, but why... Was she shown?


    Why?


    Who''s the mother of a living flower?


    My huge sum of more than 20000 yuan!!!


    Stole my money and mocked me!


    Forget it, if the money doesn''t come back, we can only think of other ways. After all, if we go back to her to argue, we will only get a severe beating. If you can''t solve the problem, two meals.


    It''s impossible to go home. I Liu Xiaohua can''t go home until dark! Unless you''re too hungry.


    Moreover, the look in the eyes of the shop owner made me very angry.


    I want to buy your ice cream.


    Why lick the world without licking a cake?


    I''ll lick sister-in-law Yibo. She''d better lick it.


    Ling Ling


    "Hello? Sister-in-law, what are you doing?"


    "I''m sleeping."


    "With whom?"


    "Ah? If your brother isn''t here, who else can I talk to? Myself."


    "Also ha! What is that..."


    Liu Xiaohua looked at the shop owner''s wife with her mobile phone: "songzhu''er, my sister-in-law. Hum!"


    Landlady: "I also know your brother is Li Tiezhu. Liu Xiaohua, your mother said hello and can''t sell your ice cream on credit."


    Liu Xiaohua nodded, which is very reasonable. Last month, she had an ice cream on credit and was beaten when she came home.


    "Sister-in-law! Here''s the thing. I ran away from home. I passed by a canteen and saw a lovely ice cream. Look..."


    "Wow, it''s so cute."


    "Right? You know!"


    "Yes!"


    "Hang up."


    "How many days are you running away from home?"


    Liu Xiaohua was a little flustered. The original plan didn''t work. She ran to change it a little. For example, if she wasn''t too hungry, try to stay up until dark. But it would be humiliating to say so, so she thought and said:


    "I''m not going back. I can''t feel a trace of warmth there..."


    "Good job! My sister-in-law supports you for three hundred."


    "Ah, too much?"


    Liu Xiaohua is even more flustered. Three hundred can''t last two days. If you go back today, it''s just a routine beating. You can''t imagine going back for another two days


    Songzhuer hung up the video call and transferred 300 yuan in an instant.


    Liu Xiaohua shivered and opened, then scanned the code to pay.


    Take the ice cream, Liu Xiaohua said to the landlady, "this is the last time to eat your ice cream. Bye."


    Landlady: "you can walk today when you get home with 302 points. Is it your mother who can''t lift the knife?"


    Liu Xiaohua turns around and leaves. No! It''s my stubbornness that supports me. In fact, it still hurts


    Liu Xiaohua continued to walk forward with her back to the direction of home. With a small head like paste, he turned desperately and thought about the next direction. He originally planned to take a plane to Kyoto to find his sister-in-law to eat and drink spicy food. Now it seems that 300 yuan can''t do it anyway. Then lower the grade a little, eat fags, and walk for half an hour.


    When the ice cream was almost eaten, Liu Xiaohua pushed the box across the sidewalk. A familiar electric car came, and the driver on it was a bear on his back. Liu Xiaohua subconsciously hid the ice cream behind his back.


    Her mother rode past and stared at Liu Xiaohua:


    As if to say: "while the leg is not broken, play quickly and remember to come back early and be beaten."


    Liu Xiaohua feels humiliated again. I''m serious about running away from home. Do you think I''m kidding? I will never bow to you... Will I?


    Aunt Liu rode to the construction site. It''s not fun to be idle at home.


    Li Fugui was startled: "Why are you here? Don''t run around, in case something happens?"


    Aunt Liu spread her chubby hand: "bring me your mobile phone."


    Li Fugui felt guilty.


    Aunt Liu robbed the mobile phone and opened the hidden second. 7 yuan.


    Hum!


    Pretty fast.


    When she got up in the morning, she found that many furniture and things at home had changed their positions or had a little difference. She keenly felt that the time was ripe.


    First, she used her daughter''s tablet to transfer the "stolen money" she had long found, and left a penny for the other party to talk about humiliation. Then, she rode on a battery car and went straight to the construction site.


    Aunt Liu looked at the sweating Li Fugui and began to transfer money to herself.


    Payment password?


    Li Fugui trembled and said, "the password is..."


    Aunt Liu: "your birthday, you don''t have to say, eh? No, it''s Tiezhu''s birthday, eh, right."


    Li Fugui just turned all the cash into wechat: "...."


    After Aunt Liu transferred the money to herself, she threw her mobile phone to Li Fugui and smiled: "do you think I don''t know anything? I call it fishing for a long time. It''s too tired to turn around your private money. After that Han Bao''s daughter taught you this trick, I''ll catch it all!"


    Li Fugui wiped his sweat and immediately rebelled: "there are more flowers, she has more than 20000!"


    Aunt Liu: "I know. I watched her save little by little on her tablet. I just got it."


    Li Fugui smiled awkwardly and looked at his mobile phone. The balance was 0.01 yuan.


    Aunt Liu: "don''t you think I''m not as gentle as before? What you say is what you say and control your money."


    Li Fugui didn''t speak and didn''t dare to speak.


    Aunt Liu: "it''s called never tired of cheating. It used to be so obedient. It''s all pretended. Hum!"


    Li Fugui said, "don''t be so direct!"


    Aunt Liu: "from today on, your monthly allowance..."


    Li Fugui: "


    "Add five hundred."


    "Ann?"


    "If you don''t hide your private money for three months, I''ll give you another 500."


    "Want to get..."


    "Also, Liu Xiaohua ran away from home. If you dare to transfer money to her, hum, deduct a thousand at a time."


    "Promise not to turn. She can play at her classmates'' house for two or three days at most. Don''t be angry."


    "No! She won''t be a friend. She''ll be back tonight at the latest."


    Sitting in the fag, holding the bottoming coke, Liu Xiaohua began to review her unhappy first half of her life. Why don''t I have friends? Usually, when they sign photos of my brother and sister-in-law, they are all close friends. I heard that I ran away from home, but they all pushed and blocked me one by one. What do you mean?


    "Xiaohua, my big aunt is coming, so she won''t come out with you."


    "Xiaohua, I''m going to take my mother on a blind date..."


    "What? Running away from home? You''re great. Hello? Your signal is bad..."


    "Sorry, the number you dialed has exploded."


    The world is cold and the heart is not ancient!


    After drinking a coke, Liu Xiaohua pushed the box away from the gay man and continued to wander. She felt like a proud Swan flying alone.


    Then she saw an advertisement on a big screen:


    The 7th audition of super good voice was in progress in the competition area of Shudu... It was the four mentors last year, and someone else cos Li Tiezhu asked lengba to help take the ice cream. More than one, dozens of them wanted to do so, but they were not Li Tiezhu after all, so they all failed, because... The ice cream couldn''t hold up and melted before it appeared


    It''s time to show real technology!


    She took out her mobile phone, signed up, got a number, looked at the time, about 3 p.m. tomorrow.


    Liu Xiaohua continues to wander and finds herself a little excited. Being a singer or something can barely reflect my value. However, in order to get rid of this family that is too... Um... Cooking is too delicious, I still have to firmly run away from home!


    Liu Xiaohua can''t wait to see her mother''s regretful expression.


    Oh, this chubby round faced lady, what kind of mentality has made you persecute such a lovely daughter for more than ten years?


    Doesn''t your conscience feel anything about it?


    "Ah ha ha!"


    Liu Xiaohua couldn''t help laughing. The freckles on her face began to dance. The air bangs were lifted by the heat wave, revealing the shiny brain door, reflecting the brilliance of the hot sun. The hairline was a little anxious.


    She took out her cell phone and began to take selfie:


    "Wow, ha ha! Tell you a sad news. My mother stole more than 20000 of my savings. I seem to have been exposed very early. She is very insidious and has been holding back. Until I ran away from home today, she gave me a drastic salary. But the stubborn Liu Xiaohua will not give in and carry on to the end. I have signed up for super good voice When I get red, I will let her kneel on the ground and beat me! Before a night of tiktok, I''ll give a vibrato to celebrate! "


    The video went out.

 Chapter 286

    Liu Xiaohua''s voice account is named Liu Xiaohua, who is also more stubborn than tiktok.


    Number of fans: 4193.


    Forty two videos were sent almost every week, recording the amount of money she saved.


    What''s more, I also share with you my mother''s wits and skills of WeChat''s money collection, and make complaints about her body and cooking skills.


    It was also a great tragedy that more than 20000 stolen money was paid in the end.


    This vibrant account is not too tiktok, but there are also a group of fans who watch fans every week. A fifteen - six year old girl who has been saving money by live broadcast every day for a year and has saved more than 20000, can this attract people?


    At least, it can attract some like-minded and cowardly people, some people who are not too busy to watch the excitement, and some people who are curious about your family background, brother and sister-in-law, who make money every day.


    Liu Xiaohua is not well-known, nor does she expose Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er. She still knows to make mosaics on the head of the object.


    More than 4000 fans, Leng Shi shared with her the thrilling process of hiding money for nearly a year. When everyone thought she wanted to donate money to escape, they learned that her front foot ran away from home and her foot money was confiscated. That mental process was... Very happy!


    The comments below this video are very targeted.


    "Deserved it!"


    "Laugh to death!"


    "I thought I was watching a spy show."


    "I can only say that the devil is a foot high!"


    "I''m tired of this rich second generation showing off their wealth. Now, I''m cool!"


    "The ending is too comfortable."


    "Expect your mother to beat you on her knees. Remember to broadcast it live!"


    "This Liu Xiaohua is my alumni! Li Tiezhu''s sister, ha ha..."


    "Is there a rumor upstairs? What''s the name of your serious brother and sister, Liu?"


    "Sit and wait for your audition."


    "If you can fire like this, I''ll stand upside down and eat shit."


    "Make a wish before eating."


    "With this IQ, you''re running away from home?"


    "Modern people are under great pressure. It''s always easy to decompress such videos."


    "Your pain is my happiness. Come on."


    "Waiting for your audition video."


    Liu Xiaohua read these comments in the Internet cafe. She was so angry that her gums were bleeding. She was especially angry when she ate a fag. Where can she reason?


    The world got her ID card at the age of 16, so although Liu Xiaohua didn''t have a bank card, she had an ID card, which was her first confidence in running away from home. Of course, the second confidence was that more than 20000 yuan did not exist.


    When I''m red, how dare you beat me?


    If I''m not popular, I''ll just come back and be beaten. Do I have to fight?


    Li Tiezhu can be red like that.


    This video is popular because of the sentence "when I''m red, I''ll let her kneel on the ground and beat me". The playback volume is extremely high, there are a lot of likes, and the forwarding volume is also extremely amazing.


    In this era, the country is peaceful and the people are safe. What do you lack? Lack of sand carvings, there are too few sand carvings, and the daily life is not happy enough. Just wait for the giant sand carvings like Liu Xiaohua to appear.


    Therefore, she was justifiably angry.


    In just a few hours, the number of fans exceeded 300000 and is still soaring.


    Liu Xiaohua is indifferent to this. These people know that my good voice will explode overnight. They all pay attention to me in advance. Hum... They have a little vision.


    Then, Li Tiezhu finished his training and made a video call.


    "Tiktok, I see your quivering video. How much money do you hide?"


    "You and your sister-in-law gave it. Brother! My money, Wuwuwuwu..."


    "I know. It''s confiscated by my aunt. It''s all right."


    "Give me some more."


    "No. my aunt just called me. I''ll call you again and she''ll deduct my old man''s living expenses."


    "The most poisonous woman!"


    "Uh... When are you going home?"


    "I''m ready to make my debut."


    "No, I want to say you don''t want to starve to death. If you''re too hungry, go home. Don''t be ashamed."


    "I know. I''ll go back when I''m too hungry. The key is that I still have some capital. I have to fight!"


    "Oh, you go and be safe."


    "Don''t worry, my mother can''t kill me."


    "I mean, be safe outside."


    "I see. A girl like me is very safe."


    "Also..."


    "How are you getting ready for your concert?"


    "It''s all right. The concert will be held the day after tomorrow. After half a month, I''ll go back to Shudu for a concert. You want to see Ha! I''ve prepared three VIP tickets for you."


    "Send me the e-ticket."


    "Yes, yes, I did."


    "Ouye, I have money."


    "Ann?"


    "Oh! I won''t go to see it. It''s not easy to see your live performance. Just ask you to sing a paragraph. I''ll have money soon after I sell these tickets. Wow, ha ha..."


    "I don''t support you. You have to make it clear to your mother."


    "I know, I know. I''ll hang up and practice singing."


    "Internet cafe practice song?"


    "Practice silently in your heart. Don''t worry. I''ll go. A good voice will never embarrass you."


    "Bye."


    After hanging up the video phone, Liu Xiaohua instantly turned on the selfie mode and showed off that she had received the three VIP tickets of Shudu concert presented by Li Tiezhu through editing. And at the end of the video, he said without disguise:


    "No mistake, I''m Li Tiezhu''s half sister. In order to raise money for a popular life away from home, I''m going to sell these three tickets publicly..."


    It''s really at the end of the mountain and water. I doubt there is no way. I''m making a foundation again!


    Naturally, many people questioned that Liu Xiaohua touched porcelain and Li Tiezhu, and many people went to Li Tiezhu''s video to comment for confirmation.


    As a result, reality is magical.


    Tiktok released a video of shaking the night, which was brief.


    Caption: @ Liu Xiaohua, who is more stubborn than an excavator, supports you. I wish you a super good voice and smooth sailing.


    Video: songzhuer drives a sports car and drinks milk tea. While frantically showing off her wealth, she says to the camera: Xiaohua! If you are red, remember to treat me to hot pot! If you are caught by your mother, your sister-in-law will treat you to hot pot.


    Comments:


    Liu Xiaohua, who is more stubborn than the excavator: "sister-in-law, give me some more money. I can''t hold it."


    Tietouwa: get out


    "Sleeping trough! Is it really Sister Li Tiezhu?"


    "I told you, this is the daughter of Li Tiezhu''s father and wife. We are in the same class. Don''t you believe it?"


    "This wonderful girl can run away from home. It''s nice!"


    "Expect her to be hung up and beaten."


    "Forwarded!"


    "Be reasonable. If she wasn''t Li Tiezhu''s sister, I thought it was planned by the team."


    "The people around Li Tiezhu are abnormal..."


    Liu Xiaohua failed to ask for money. Finally, he strengthened his will. The backer depends on everyone. In the final analysis, he has to rely on himself.


    This night, Liu Xiaohua watched the Wangwang team in the Internet cafe all night, then fell asleep and woke up at noon the next day. The main reason is that she can''t play and eat chicken. She can''t finish the hero''s glory. She can only watch cartoons. If she watches movies, the rhythm is too fast to understand.


    After washing her face in the Internet cafe toilet, Liu Xiaohua tied a braid and went straight to the noodle shop with a box.


    After eating a bowl of not so delicious burning noodles, I went to the good voice audition site early, two hours before she appeared.


    I, Liu Xiaohua, the highlight moment of my life is coming!


    Fortunately, there are not many people who know her. After all, her appearance is not easy to remember.


    Wow, is this the audition of good voice?


    Think about my brother. Last year, he accompanied the little fat man to the audition, and then he soared to the sky. What a miracle! This miracle can be replicated. Of course, the excellent voice of Liu Xiaohua should not be buried. I feel that this stage is set for me. Of course, the gap must be admitted. My brother can write songs, but I won''t. It doesn''t matter. It''s a stage to compete for singing


    Liu Xiaohua feels a little dizzy. Sure enough, when the moment of fame is coming, people with a big heart like me can''t help themselves. It can be imagined how flustered Li Tiezhu was last year!


    During the long time of waiting, Liu Xiaohua took a video tiktok:


    "I''m waiting for the audition. I think it''s going to be red. I really don''t want to say goodbye to that ordinary self. Oh, my God, life is really unexpected..."


    In the comment area, there are no bad ones, and there are no good ones.


    Liu Xiaohua doesn''t care. Is this the so-called secular prejudice? Hey! It can''t be said that they have no knowledge, but that they don''t understand the magic of reality. Even Li Tiezhu can be red... Am I Liu Xiaohua in the pool?


    Finally, it''s Liu Xiaohua''s turn to perform.


    It was also the tutors of the four sub divisions last year, Chen Poisson, lengba, Yi Feng and Lin fan. It was originally intended to invite Li Tiezhu to replace Lin Fan of the previous session, but Li Tiezhu''s brokerage company directly refused because the price could not be negotiated. One said that Li Tiezhu has pressed lengba a big head on the variety announcement fee, and others are even smaller minions.


    Liu Xiaohua stepped on the stage, took the microphone and calmly glanced at the four judges below. She was not in a hurry to speak.


    Lengba: "Puff..."


    Yi Feng: "what are you laughing at? People don''t look good. Don''t laugh."


    Lengba: "what''s not beautiful? The little girl is so beautiful and lovely. Is there something wrong with your eyes?"


    Yi Feng: "


    On the stage, although Liu Xiaohua hasn''t seen lengba, she knows that lengba has a very good relationship with her brother. When she saw her defending herself, she also gave a wink and lifted her hair, which is cool: "Mr. lengba is really good-looking! My brother also said so. Mr. Yi Feng, you are not angry for a reason. Do you think you offend me? No! You offend thousands of ordinary girls! I express strong dissatisfaction with you on behalf of them!"


    Yi Feng: "sorry, I''m wrong. Start singing."


    Liu Xiaohua: "wrong! I haven''t introduced myself yet. As a judge, you committed a foul again."


    Yi Feng: "then... Introduce yourself."


    Liu Xiaohua said in cadence: "ah... I am an ordinary girl. I came from an ordinary family and have an ordinary name..."


    Yi Feng: "so, what''s your name?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "my name is Liu Xiaohua. I have an ordinary brother named Li Tiezhu. I also have an ordinary sister-in-law songzhuer. I don''t want to show off! I came to this stage to prove myself!"


    Yi Feng: "


    You are so fucking ordinary!

 Chapter 287

    I have an ordinary brother, the new generation of singing God Li Tiezhu, and I have an ordinary sister-in-law, the people''s old artist song Zhuer, hum! I still have more than 20000 stolen deposits, which is so ordinary!


    Liu Xiaohua said she was innocent and her expression was dull and cute to a certain level.


    Lengba: "didn''t you make money because you ran away from home? After the audition, you may sign contracts with some companies and get a certain income."


    Liu Xiaohua: "do you know¡°


    Lengba: "your brother called me and told me that I must not show you the pass card."


    Liu Xiaohua: "ah..."


    Lengba: "don''t cry. Wait for me after being eliminated. I''ll invite you to eat hot pot."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Oh! OK. However, Mr. lengba, you are so chilling to me. I once thought you were my brother''s bole, which would be more or less different. I didn''t expect you to be so secular... To tell you the truth, I just got three VIP tickets for my brother''s Shudu concert. I''m... Not short of money."


    Lengba clapped directly: "beautiful! I''m convinced, so, little sister, what song do you sing?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "ah? No more talking? Although it''s live, my temperament should be able to pull a wave of ratings."


    Lengba: "no, your brother just called me. Let me never take sides with you."


    Liu Xiaohua: "then it''s over? I''ll sing you look so funny."


    Lengba nodded heavily. Anyway, your brother won''t let me vote for your pass card. I dare not provoke him. He''s my master. Sister Xiaohua, you''re dead. Go home early and get beaten.


    Liu Xiaohua: "hum! I whisper..."


    Lengba patted the old artist Chen Poisson on the back with concern: "old Sir, do you want to have a rest?"


    Chen Poisson: "no, I haven''t seen anything in the world?"


    Lengba nods heavily to Liu Xiaohua.


    Liu Xiaohua began to sing:


    You look so good


    Like the dog next door


    Ding!


    Chen Poisson rang the bell, wearing a thick airway: "you... Are really Li Tiezhu''s sister?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "half sister."


    Chen Poisson: "OK... Eliminated!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "why? My brother can''t sing well?"


    Chen Poisson: "your brother doesn''t sing very well, but he has excellent voice talent. In particular, an original song is very talented and has strong appeal. But what does it have to do with you? You are you, your brother is your brother, Li Tiezhu is gifted, you have poor talent, and singing is about talent. You, I''m sorry to say that I''m afraid of losing face..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "well... Did the other three tutors give me a pass card? You give me a pass card. Let''s go to the hot search together. Isn''t he fragrant?"


    The two male tutors shook their heads.


    Liu Xiaohua stared at lengba.


    Lengba shivers and thinks of Li Tiezhu''s ultimate threat. She shakes her head decisively. No matter how horizontal you are, you can''t match the command of my pillar. The command is very clear. If Liu Xiaohua doesn''t sing well, don''t give her a pass card. NIMA doesn''t sing well anymore. It''s openly destroying the ears of four tutors and thousands of music fans.


    Ghosts crying and wolves howling are praises. She''s like a devil''s voice


    Finally, Liu Xiaohua walked out of the audition with a good voice. This stage is a place to watch people. My brother was angry when he forced his mentor to bring him a popsicle? I, Liu Xiaohua, respect the mentor and the audience. As a result, didn''t I?


    Who are you kidding?


    Must be jealous of my talent.


    I''ve decided. Tomorrow, I''ll take the high-speed railway to Jiangxia!


    Money?


    There will always be!


    "Aren''t you angry with me? Xiaohua? Ah, ha ha... I can''t be selfish. I can''t give you a pass card. If other tutors don''t give you a pass card, I can''t help it."


    Opposite the hot hot pot, Mr. lengba''s gorgeous face also convinced Liu Xiaohua. If you don''t say anything else, you look so beautiful. I also believe you. You can''t fool me. You''re just afraid of being said that you bend the law for personal gain! I understand!


    Otherwise, how to say that the second generation of stars is difficult to fire?


    Although I''m not the second generation of stars, I''m the first and fifth generation of stars. I blame my damn brother for being too popular


    A duck intestines, first hot for respect!


    Liu Xiaohua said with a smile, "I''m still a big belly. Mr. lengba, don''t blame yourself too much. I''m going to participate in the audition in Jiangxia competition area. I don''t believe it. I can''t get out of it if I participate one stop at a time!"


    Lengba missed Li Tiezhu very much... Tiezhu. She smiled and said, "you may not be able to make a head, but it doesn''t matter. If you are interested in the entertainment industry, I''ll find you good information about Dragon suit actors and let you play."


    Liu Xiaohua waved her hand and said, "the incorruptible don''t eat the food... I... Just want to rely on my own ability. My brother said that I sing desperately, so I don''t believe it. Will I be a soul singer?"


    Lengba eats a piece of belly and talks about NIMA.


    Your singing is really special. If you can sing, I''m deaf.


    "How much money do you have?"


    "129, what''s the matter? I still have three VIP concert tickets."


    "Oh!"


    "Shall we record a video?"


    "Ah, good."


    Liu Xiaohua turns on her mobile phone and takes a video of lengba eating hot pot.


    Liu Xiaohua: "Mr. lengba, I''m sorry to help my brother this year because I helped him last year. I understand! People can''t help themselves in the Jianghu... What, is it your treat tonight?"


    Lengba: "ah! Please."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Look, this is the card face. Is it important that I am Li Tiezhu''s sister? It''s not important. It fully proves my strength that Li Tiezhu can let lengba invite me to eat hot pot? That''s impossible! So I''m going to try it again in another division. Life is like a journey. I don''t care about the destination, but the hot pot along the way..."


    Lengba: "Li Tiezhu, I didn''t give her money..."


    The video ends.


    The comment area is in chaos. Liu Xiaohua is highly recognized. These days, those who are not good-looking and confident are all over the world. In addition to Jia Ling, Liu Xiaohua is also a fan anyway.


    In the face of the enthusiasm of millions of fans, Liu Xiaohua was calm and replied:


    "Li Tiezhu is my brother, yes, but it''s meaningless. He doesn''t understand music and doesn''t teach me anything. I have today''s singing skills, all by myself."


    "My sister-in-law is very kind to me, but I prefer to rely on myself."


    "It''s impossible to go home. I''m not hungry now."


    "I don''t want to be popular, nor do I want to be a star. I''m just simple... I don''t want to be beaten!"


    "As long as I don''t get beaten, I''ll do anything!"


    "There are three tickets in the first row of the VIP area of Li Tiezhu''s Shudu concert. The auction starts. Private letter bidding..."


    "Ha! I live in an Internet cafe tonight. My mother doesn''t know. She can''t kill me. Don''t worry."


    "The next phase... The audition site of Jiangxia competition area, please look forward to..."


    Liu Xiaohua suddenly became angry, and more and more people paid attention to her. Although they were all obscene people who looked ill intentioned, it was strange that she was really angry. Many people @ Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu was busy holding a concert and didn''t have time to meddle in this business.


    The next day, Liu Xiaohua bought a VIP ticket and went straight to Jiangxia by high-speed rail.


    On the same day, Li Tiezhu held his first solo concert at the workers'' Stadium in Kyoto. The concert was packed and the effect was very good. With the help of Chen Yisen, Han Hong and Liu Huade, the whole concert was magnificent.


    However, at the end, Li Tiezhu said:


    "I hope you can tiktok and help my sister Liu Xiaohua go home, thank you."


    Not to mention good, Liu Xiaohua, who was not angry, suddenly became angry. Aunts, aunts, brothers and brothers all over the country are paying attention to a major event. Why did Li Tiezhu''s sister run away from home? No, we have to persuade her to go back.


    same night.


    Liu Xiaohua, who was sleeping in the train sleeper, was unconscious and had everything in her dream. Jiangxia competition area gave her a pass card and passed directly to the finals. Li Tiezhu wrote her songs in person, directly reached the finals and won the championship.


    When I woke up in the morning, my cell phone exploded. Is it too expensive?


    Hurry down and look for the charging interface everywhere. You can start watching the commentary and private letters of the jitter, and you can''t fight tiktok.


    Euphemism: "the family should be worried about you, Xiaohua. Don''t go and choose. Go home. Your mother must be worried about you."


    Ferocious type: "it''s all interrupted by your dog day. If you don''t go home again, I''ll call my brother Jiangxia to arrest you at the scene."


    Deceptive: "Xiaohua, we all like you very much. I know you have courage and ideas, but now your actions have affected the image of my iron pillar. Please go home quickly. Iron pillar will treat you well. After all, you are his only sister..."


    Vomit: "Oh, my dear sister, how can you run away from home so exciting? Please give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise, I will do the same..."


    There are many tunnels on the railway from Shudu to Jiangxia, and the mobile phone signal is also very unstable, which leads to a very serious consequence. If you contact back, it will be released.


    Liu Xiaohua can only hold it. Who wants me to have only money to buy a green car?


    Although it''s a sleeper.


    That night, Liu Xiaohua said she was very lonely... My God! Why does the foot downstairs smell so bad? The one opposite still burps. Burping doesn''t matter. The key is that you can''t have bad breath!


    A long night without intentional sleep


    I watched the report of my brother Li Tiezhu''s first concert intermittently. It was a complete success? Can you share a lot of money?


    Fark!


    Don''t answer the phone


    Liu Xiaohua had to retreat and take second place.


    "Hello? Oh, my dear sister-in-law, money is like dirt. Can you give me some dirt? No? Oh, bye."


    "Moxi? Brother, I can''t..."


    "Hahaha, Mr. lengba, thank you for inviting me to eat hot pot, ah? I don''t, I''m here. Why should my brother order you? He said you can''t support me. You''re obedient? You''re a mentor... No card face..."


    "Qin Tao! Brother Tao! I''m Liu Xiaohua, hello..."


    "Hello, I''m Guo Dalin, brother Tao. Your brother Tao went to the bathroom. Where''s Chuanxi? What can I do for him?"


    "I''ll borrow money from him, or you can borrow it from me."


    "Aha... There are not only me here, but also your brother''s good friend brother Yue, teacher Yu and teacher Yan... There are eighteen in total."


    "What about your party?"


    "No party, let''s pay Qin Tao back."


    "Oh, bye."


    After hanging up, Guo Dalin said to Xiao Yueyue and Qin Tao, "I''ll go. The little girl and his brother go hand in hand. The performing arts business is in full swing! Fortunately, we received a call from Tiezhu and resolutely can''t borrow money!"

 Chapter 288

    In the sleeper car, a male passenger in the lower berth got up and found that the little girl in the upper berth was missing. He was shocked. Then he saw that the luggage was still there. He was relieved and thought he got off early. This girl is crazy. Everything is normal. Don''t lose her.


    Taking out his mobile phone, the man pulled his feet and sent a message to Zhang Xiaomeng:


    "The luggage is still there, but no one is there. I''ll look for it."


    After sending the message, the man smelled his hand, retched and went out to find someone. After finding Liu Xiaohua who was charging and making a phone call in the next carriage, he overheard two sentences.


    "What? It''s an infield VIP ticket, the first row! You can buy a shovel for hundreds of yuan!"


    "It''s not inevitable that there are fake tickets sent by Li Tiezhu himself? You just laugh and ask some questions."


    "Buy it or not, there are only two left. I''ll hang up if I don''t buy it."


    The man shook his head and went back to the bubble noodles. He thought he had joined the penguin culture and was assigned to Zhang Xiaomeng. He had the opportunity to be a bodyguard for Li Tiezhu. Who knew that Li Tiezhu fought fiercer than him and wanted a bodyguard with a hammer. Therefore, he was reduced to this point.


    Secretly follow Liu Xiaohua and report the situation at any time. She can''t find it yet.


    Fortunately, he is not alone in this task. Someone will replace him in Jiangxia, otherwise it will be strange not to be found.


    If Liu Xiaohua wants to be red, so does Li Tiezhu. Why don''t you just help your sister? Let her go to the five national competition areas one by one. Anyway, her level is absolutely impossible to pass the audition. Unless it is to act and play, with Li Tiezhu''s resources, it can be a little more reliable.


    Why did you steal it?


    I''m a regular bodyguard. Now I''m acting like a ghost.


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    In Nandu, after Li Tiezhu''s concert in Kyoto Station, he flew over all night and got up early in the morning for rehearsal. He fell twice in the last dance and almost became a special crosstalk.


    Although Li Tiezhu was laughed at, the concert was packed with people and the effect was good, especially the appearance of the last guest, song Zhuer, detonated the whole audience.


    "Kiss one."


    The whole audience shouted.


    Li Tiezhu is a little shy and pays attention to his influence in public.


    Without saying a word, songzhu''er stood on tiptoe and gave a strong kiss. After kissing, he wiped his mouth and whispered: "what I have covered is mine! Don''t worry about any of you! Iron head baby head hammer warning!"


    The scene exploded at that time, full of laughter and cheers.


    Li Tiezhu''s female fans are not jealous at all. Can he be for his appearance? Their ugly love beans can harm a beautiful woman. Female fans also feel very happy and earn money!


    Male fans, not to mention, can they like Li Tiezhu for talent? Of course, because of the strong sense of substitution! Kissed the iron headed fairy for us. The ticket is worth more!


    Mother''s milk powder, let alone milk powder, bamboo has a good look in the hall, can eat in the kitchen, and can play hooligans. It is anti beating and has rich functions.


    The tickets of Nandu station are also selling very well. Li Tiezhu and the whole team are very motivated. After all... It''s very profitable.


    To be reasonable, we didn''t expect Li Tiezhu''s influence to be so great. Penguins arranged so many concerts for Li Tiezhu. In fact, they didn''t aim to make money at first, but to give Li Tiezhu a card and prepare to push a wave.


    After all, few people in the whole rice circle seriously like Li Tiezhu, so that everyone thinks that although Li Tiezhu''s song is good, the appeal of the concert is certainly not very good.


    Who knows that those who came to see Li Tiezhu''s concert are not serious people. There are big men in their 30s and 40s, old aunts in their 40s and 50s, and grandparents in their 50s and 60s. Of course, there are young couples in their 20s and 30s. There are no piles of female fans. Some female fans are particularly scattered and do not come in groups.


    Anyway, so far, Li Tiezhu has no support group. Instead, there are support groups such as Chen Yisen, song Zhuer, Xiao Zhen and Xiao Yueyue to come to see Li Tiezhu''s concert, which is also a wonder.


    You say he has a fan base. Usually he can''t see it at all. You say no. every time something happens, he supports Li Tiezhu on one side on the Internet. After the concert, the tickets are very popular. It''s said that some scalpers have fired tens of thousands of infield tickets. What''s this for? Cheap Liu Xiaohua?


    After practicing for an hour, Li Tiezhu rested with sweat. Dancing was too tiring. It was more tiring than moving bricks.


    At the strong request of Li Tiezhu, the singing and dancing songs were cut to only three, but they were still a little unbearable!


    As a dance consultant and guest, Justin has been training with Li Tiezhu.


    He is not qualified enough to hold a concert. Penguin took the opportunity to hold him. He is popular. After all, Li Tiezhu is strong, and he has no face and no dancing skills. This gives Justin the opportunity. Penguin culture also needs to walk with more legs. Donkey has five legs.


    Justin said, "brother Zhu, it''s not my locomotive. You really jumped wrong again."


    Li Tiezhu could only nod: "why don''t you cut me some more? You jump more."


    "Whose concert is this? Brother!"


    "You said it was a concert, not a dance."


    "Er..."


    At this time, Zhang Xiaomeng said, "it''s impossible to chop. You must jump."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, I''ll practice again. Where''s Xiaohua?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said again, "follow her all the way. It''s okay. What trick are you playing? Because of Liu Xiaohua, I sent eight bodyguards, including three women. Will you finish bringing her to fame soon? Of course, singing can''t do. Act."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know what to play! This is what her mother meant. She said she was going to complete a national social beating."


    Zhang Xiaomeng trembled: "is sister Liu too cruel?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "anyway, it means to let Liu Xiaohua bang her head and blood, despair about life, then consciously go back to accept the physical beating, and finally go to high school happily. My aunt thought that after Liu Xiaohua saw the dangers of society, she could make Liu Xiaohua work harder in high school."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "terrible is terrible, but I always have a hunch that you can''t stop Liu Xiaohua''s fire."


    "Why?"


    "No, why, it feels."


    "Why did she get angry?"


    "Just because she is a real sand sculpture!"


    "Who is not sand sculpture? Can there be pine and bamboo sand sculpture?"


    "More than that sand sculpture, you still don''t know your sister enough. How to say, this temperament is only meaningful, unspeakable, and impossible to cultivate. She is born to make people laugh."


    "I don''t care. I just have to carry out Aunt Liu''s orders. If she gets angry, it''s none of my business."


    "Sister Liu knelt and beat Liu Xiaohua."


    "Kneeling is also kneeling on Liu Xiaohua''s neck!"


    "That makes sense!"


    "I''m looking forward to it. It reminds me of the memory of Liu Xiaohua being beaten every day at the construction site."


    Li Tiezhu recalled the beautiful past, opened his mobile phone and looked at wechat. Sure enough, dozens of messages:


    "Brother! Why don''t you allow lengba to give me a pass card?"


    "Good brother..."


    "Please, give me some connection? I''ll just get into the audition. I''m self reliant. With my ability, I can at least go to the finals!"


    "Why don''t you write me a song? I said I wrote it!"


    "Brother... The lower bunk brothers'' feet stink. Take some money to buy me quick acting heart saving pills?"


    "Iron pillar dog! Why don''t you answer?"


    "Dog!"


    "Woof woof..."


    "I''m so angry. When I''m red, I''ll block you!"


    "Brother... Are you ok? Why is it difficult to sell my ticket? I only sold one ticket, which is lower than the market price, only fifteen."


    "Ah... Ah... Ah..."


    Li Tiezhu replied three words: slightly


    Punctuation is too lazy to type one.


    The audition of good voice lasted five days, and the five national competition areas, including overseas competition areas, were launched at the same time. Many people are crazy auditions. They run one city a day. They all want to be famous and crazy, such as Liu Xiaohua.


    At lunch, Li Tiezhu received the news that Liu Xiaohua was expelled from the stage for singing "old driver takes me" in the audition in Jiangxia competition area. When the security guard invited someone, she also stubbornly said:


    "I Liu Xiaohua will come back!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "I just shook my voice tiktok and brushed the song to Liu Xiaohua today. Would you like to hear it?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head decisively: "No."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu said again, "then let it go. Turn your voice down and I''ll listen at a distance."


    "The old dead chicken is dull and the goose is going to the provincial capital..."


    Li Tiezhu gushed out a mouthful of rice: "it''s off!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng turned off the video, wiped his sweat, and said, "the amount of praise has exceeded one million. Liu Xiaohua proudly forwarded this video. Now she has nearly two million fans. She has also won many nicknames'' Chinese good voice '','' flower of death '','' steel head baby ''and'' magic voice leader ''."


    God special steel head baby


    Li Tiezhu''s appetite is greatly reduced. It''s not easy!


    Take out your mobile phone and have a look. There''s a more worry free one.


    Tietouwa left a message at the bottom of Liu Xiaohua''s video: "brother steel is on, please accept Xiaotie''s worship! Accept the magic power!"


    Like 600000.


    It''s so blatant to cheer up Liu Xiaohua. It''s just that your brother won''t let me give you money. Your sister-in-law will give you some fans!


    Obviously, it''s a video of ghost animals singing. When the fire broke out of the sky, something more terrible happened.


    I don''t know whether it''s because of the relationship between Li Tiezhu and songzhuer, or because Liu Xiaohua really has some kind of supernatural animal temperament, more and more stars have come to leave messages under her video.


    Chen Yisen: "Chinese music sees the dawn! Dog head expression."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "I''ve seen all the videos of hiding money in front for a year, our model!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "little flower, Ollie! When you''re red, brother will write you a song."


    Lengba: "I just like your stubbornness of being beaten without crying! Come on, we love to see."


    Zhao Liya: "Xiaohua, when you come back, I''ll treat you to maocai!"


    Chen Chichi: "Liu Xiaohua, your mother told you to go home and be beaten."


    Luhani: "Xiaohua has my style in those days!"


    Yang Feiyue: "come on, martial aunt!"


    The most excessive thing is that this year, relying on the relationship of godfather, Xiao Zhen, who has become the tutor of the East China Sea competition area: "you are my brother''s sister, and you are my sister! Come to the East China Sea and give me a pass card."


    Li Tiezhu felt tiktok, but the audience was happy. Li Tiezhu was two sand sculptures. No one was there. Indeed, the family did not enter one family.


    This collection of Liu Xiaohua''s singing is not better than the Spring Festival Gala?

 Chapter 289

    What''s more, qiandu.com even has Liu Xiaohua''s personal encyclopedia. I don''t know which one is full and has nothing to do.


    The information is very detailed. Just forget a lot of nicknames. The character relationship says: Li Tiezhu''s half sister.


    Specialty: has a stubborn will different from ordinary people, and is good at retaliating against the society with ghost and animal songs.


    Attribute: unyielding!


    Debut time: not yet.


    That''s ridiculous.


    Liu Xiaohua''s occupation column is even more exaggerated:


    Good voice, shut the door.


    Yes, the most disgusting thing is the good sound program.


    The director has been stimulated by Liu Xiaohua''s excessive behavior, but she can''t be forced to participate in other auditions. You say it''s disgusting. The ratings and topics she brings are very high. You say it''s not disgusting. Anyway, the tutors in several other competition areas have trembled, except Xiao town.


    Tiktok, tiktok, B, post bar and so on, as Liu Xiaohua repeatedly attended the good voice audition, began to follow up. Especially at B station, Liu Xiaohua''s ghost video was specially rhythmically clipped by talented up owners, and then the videos were reversed to the jitter.


    Liu Xiaohua ran away from home for only two days and went on a hot search.


    Yes, the third hot search is her.


    Some people Tucao, grab hot search, is Li Tiezhu''s family''s family education, and the outsiders can not learn, otherwise how do you make complaints about Li Tie Zhu''s people so easy to search? Li Tiezhu didn''t say it himself. Qin Tao, song Zhuer, lengba, Liu Xiaohua, and even teacher Tony, who met each other, became popular.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu found that his sister was out of control. Let her go and send someone to ensure her safety.


    The next day, morning.


    As soon as Liu Xiaohua arrived at the audition site in the East Guangdong competition area, she was surrounded by several we media, including mobile phones, cameras, a crazy shot, and a microphone interview. Even the same contestants took out their mobile phones to "catch" Liu Xiaohua alive.


    Liu Xiaohua had his own thoughts about the interview, and all the other families refused to tiktok.


    Reporter: "sister Xiaohua, what''s the reason for you to run away from home and participate in the good voice audition again and again?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "I just don''t want to be beaten every day, even every other day! This is my last stubbornness."


    Reporter: "can you tell me the most outrageous thing your mother beat you?"


    Liu Xiaohua recalled: "I still remember that it was just the beginning of school this year. A boy classmate bought some biographies of Bo Ren, but he didn''t dare to take them home and stuffed them in my schoolbag. My mother found the cartoon and thought it was mine. Without saying a word..."


    Reporter: "just beat you?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "that''s not true. She burned it, but it didn''t burn. I sneered and said: Oh, my stupid mother, don''t you know? The biography of Bo people didn''t burn at all! Then she beat me..."


    Reporter: "ah... Er..."


    Liu Xiaohua said wildly, "since then, my boy classmate hasn''t seen the cartoon."


    At the interview, the players around were stunned, and then burst into a huge laugh. Many male players raised their thumbs to Liu Xiaohua one after another. This is awesome! There is a reason why the goods can be popular. It definitely inherits Li Tiezhu''s ability to talk.


    The reporter asked again: "so... What if you run away from home this time? If you don''t go home, you''ll still be beaten?"


    Liu Xiaohua smiled jokingly and stretched out three fingers: "I haven''t been beaten for three days. How dare you think before I let go? Moreover, who told you I was red, my mother won''t beat me? I just hope that when she beat me, she won''t scold me for being a waste, but scold me: how do you spend so much money? I''m tired of your mother? Well, that''s it."


    Reporter: "ah... Er..."


    Applause broke out around. Although they were competitors in the same competition, the contestants paid the greatest respect to Liu Xiaohua. Besides, this product is not a competitor.


    Half an hour later, the reporter sent the video to the jitter, and tiktok in a flash, singing a video of the voice of the good voices.


    The barrage is also crazy:


    "This NIMA must be Li Tiezhu''s sister!"


    "Bo Ren Zhuan was the worst blackened!"


    "It''s really nonflammable. I just bought a set. It''s completely nonflammable."


    "It is strongly recommended that the fire forces purchase the biography of Bo Ren in large quantities as a fire extinguisher."


    "As the iron powder of Huoying for ten years, I have to name Liu Xiaohua! You have spoken our hearts!"


    "Although your singing makes me want to die, I still love you!"


    "I can''t tell why. It''s so ugly that I want to hear it..."


    "You are not alone!"


    "I''m watching the live broadcast, just waiting for Liu Xiaohua''s new work!"


    "What can she sing today? Don''t go?"


    "Don''t worry. The leader of the magic sound sect never disappoints people."


    In the afternoon, Liu Xiaohua boarded the audition stage in the East Guangdong competition area. The three tutors frowned, but a female tutor who was not afraid of death was very interested in her. Before singing, she asked her a lot of questions.


    "Xiaohua! What do you think of your singing?"


    "It''s a little worse than a pillar dog."


    "Ha ha ha, interesting. Have you ever heard your own songs?" tiktok.


    "Yes, I feel there is room for progress."


    "Puff hey... Cough, what''s that? My sister wants to ask, do you have a harmonious family?"


    "It''s quite harmonious. My mother is the main player. Uncle and Zhugou eat melons and watch. I''m responsible for being beaten. It''s very harmonious."


    "Ah, ha ha... Some netizens said that you got 302 points in the exam. Why did you run away from home? Do you have anything to respond to?"


    "What do you think? I didn''t run away because I didn''t do well in the exam."


    "What''s that?"


    "That''s not... I think I have more than 20000 yuan. Can I make a wave? Who knows..."


    "Hee hee! Do you think you can get the pass card today?"


    "If my brother doesn''t threaten you, I think I can fight with my strength."


    "Hum? Do you have any misunderstanding about your voice?"


    "It doesn''t matter if I can''t get it, as well as the East China Sea division and Kyoto Division... I sold another concert ticket this morning, hey!"


    "Hey, you are very essence!"


    "Well, give me a good time. I''m going to sing and don''t accept meaningless interviews. I have a tight schedule now."


    "Wow! Well, we''re all ears. We''ll wash after listening..."


    Liu Xiaohua feels a strong sense of contempt. Well, since you despise my singing, I''ll prove to you with my strength that you... Are right.


    Liu Xiaohua is still forced to count her singing level, but she still hopes for miracles. After all, for Liu Xiaohua, who doesn''t understand music, she thinks she has only one problem in singing... Out of tune.


    What if you do well and overcome it?


    Also, as my brother Tao said, what if... The judges are crazy?


    Life is like this. If you don''t force the judges to have no way out, they don''t know how to be crazy.


    The most important thing is that the town of Shaw said that she had to give her pass tiktok, not just to shake the voice, but even to give her a private letter. Now, Liu Xiaohua has been friends with him, and even the other side threatened that if the concert ticket was not sold, he could also lend money to Liu Xiaohua. He was also a member of the.


    Hum!


    This is the most reliable among a pile of friends of the pillar dog.


    I''m going to Donghai tomorrow.


    A judge teacher asked, "excuse me, contestant Liu Xiaohua, what is your track?"


    Liu Xiaohua typhoon is very steady. He picks his nostrils: "a Diao!"


    The judges directly applauded: "Oh! Good guy, it''s good to pick on his brother!"


    Liu Xiaohua didn''t know much about him, so she opened her mouth and came:


    "Ah Diao! Living in a tree in kangzang! Hovering on the top of the mountain like a vulture... Ow!"


    "Stop! Walk slowly."


    The judges rang the bell directly.


    Liu Xiaohua: "ah Diao! You always make me sing... And dress up like a boy..."


    The security guard rushed to the stage.


    Liu Xiaohua resolutely stopped singing: "you don''t respect the players! I''m very disappointed in you! Bye! The tutor of this session can''t do it."


    After that, Liu Xiaohua turned to step down without taking away a cloud.


    During the live broadcast, the barrage was in full bloom:


    "Well done, Liu Xiaohua!"


    "This is no better than Li Tiezhu''s original singing?"


    "The judges don''t understand appreciation. It''s called mad dog singing. It''s very difficult."


    "My Xiaohua''s voice is really golden! There are no shortcomings except out of tune, wrong rhythm, unstable breath and serious discomfort."


    "The judges are over!"


    "Liu Xiaohua Saigao!"


    "There''s a black curtain!"


    "I would like to call you the first female singer on the earth!"


    After losing the election again, Liu Xiaohua was much calmer than the last one in Jiangxia. She didn''t shout. She calmly pushed the box and left, but she was surrounded again by a group of reporters.


    "Excuse me, how many points do you give today''s judges, if the total score is ten."


    "Three points, they are biased against me."


    "What do you think of your performance today?"


    "The intonation is poor, but the temperament is enough. Look at my gesture. Is it not more elegant than Li Tiezhu?"


    "You toss your brother''s song so much, does your brother know?"


    "That must be, I don''t know."


    "Will you go to the audition at Donghai station next?"


    "Of course! Because a tutor in Donghai has to give me a pass card, I can''t go to Kyoto. I''m very sorry."


    "What if Xiao town goes back?"


    "No, he should be my brother''s best friend. He can''t lie to me!"


    Like a famous star for a long time, Liu Xiaohua left his dense reporter friends without looking back, went straight to the railway station and took a bus to the East China Sea immediately.


    That night, Li Tiezhu held his second concert in Nandu. The effect was also excellent, but there were more jokes than the first one. Li Tiezhu is not focused enough. He always makes all kinds of moths, which makes the audience laugh up and down.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu was very dissatisfied. That night, he flew to the East China Sea and vowed to be more active in training. He must not turn the concert into a funny concert.


    It''s serious.


    On the same day, Liu Xiaohua successfully arrived in the East China Sea and began the highlight performance of her life, a divine song.


    Many years later, Li Tiezhu often has lingering palpitations when he recalls this day. From then on, set a principle of abiding by life and never write a song for Liu Xiaohua, never!

 Chapter 290

    Maybe in some people''s eyes, Li Tiezhu is the same thing as dog shit. It depends on everyone''s low taste. Block dog shit is so sweet when dipped in sugar.


    But in the eyes of the vast majority of people, Li Tiezhu''s fire is purely due to his musical talent. No matter how others come, he has injected many classic songs into the stagnant Chinese music world. As for his brain crippling behavior and sand sculpture talk, everyone laughed it off.


    It is said that although Liu Xiaohua is a sand sculpture, it is not too much than Li Tiezhu, who has just made his debut.


    This is the same sand sculpture. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?


    This is why Liu Xiaohua is doomed to fail in the program of good voice, although she also does sand sculpture. After all, she can''t sing.


    She jumped repeatedly and could only make herself into a real sand sculpture.


    But what''s wrong with sand carving?


    At least, it''s happy.


    Not only are sand carvings happy, but they are also happy to see sand carvings. Happiness is over.


    Sand sculpture audience love to see!


    In each issue, the live broadcast ratings of the competition area to which Liu Xiaohua goes will burst. It''s just one or two issues, three full issues. Can this be false data?


    Not to mention many netizens left messages directly to see Liu Xiaohua die.


    Therefore, teacher Tony''s wonderful work was on "huantuo comedian", so Qin Tao, a pig farmer, was favored by Yunde society, so Li Tiezhu, a second-class product, went through the entertainment industry last year.


    This shows that Liu Xiaohua is not suitable for singing, but she is suitable for... Fire.


    Good voice adopts online registration. Liu Xiaohua rushes everywhere to audition, which does not affect her registration. By the time she arrived in the East China Sea, she had already signed up and got the number plate.


    9527, a very rhythmic number plate.


    Liu Xiaohua hasn''t called her dear stupid mother for more than three days. At most, she just secretly chatted with Uncle Li Fugui. This is the most wanton three days of her life. She fully realizes this:


    It''s good to be alive.


    However, she is not sure how long she can live. It depends on whether her attack power has decreased after her mother is pregnant. If she is still full, she is estimated to have been in a wheelchair all her life.


    "However, I have no regrets in my youth, no regrets, no regrets, regrets..."


    Hard!


    Liu Xiaohua forced herself to cheer up. Anyway, it''s a tragedy for me to live. I''m afraid of farts! What if, one in ten thousand chance, I''m red?


    How dare she hit me?


    Dare!


    But she certainly doesn''t have a chance to hit me every day, does she?


    Right?


    Logical genius!


    Similarly, when Liu Xiaohua, the most concerned player of the seventh good voice, arrived at the audition site of the East China Sea competition area, the reporters and players were crazy. She came, she came, she really didn''t fear death!


    The long gun and short gun were aimed at Liu Xiaohua.


    Liu Xiaohua smiled angrily: "I''m afraid you have any misunderstanding about strength! I, this issue, will present original songs! I will sing until you explode in situ!"


    Everyone stared at the dog. Can Liu Xiaohua write songs?


    Is the ancestral grave of Li Tiezhu''s family really smoking? Have a chance to dig.


    After leaving a cruel word, Liu Xiaohua refused all interviews, walked into the Hou performance area, sat on her box and began... Eating steamed bread.


    I wonder!


    Why is the price of online Li Tiezhu concert so high? I''m selling money again? Column dog, can you?


    $1180.


    Listen, is this a quotation from someone?


    Liu Xiaohua was very upset, but she still sold it, because if she didn''t sell it, she would have no money to eat. She blamed my stupid fat mother, oh, God! Did you put sweet bean curd or salted bean curd in her mind?


    My daughter is about to become famous. She even withheld my stolen money. No, she withheld my inherent assets.


    Wait, wait!


    After waiting for more than two hours, four steamed buns were finished, and finally it was Liu Xiaohua''s turn. She put the old godmother who had eaten the meal into her backpack, hung the backpack on the box, and pushed the box to a handsome male contestant, saying:


    "Watch my luggage. When I''m red, I''ll fly you."


    A male contestant: "


    Liu Xiaohua bravely followed the staff and walked into the selection stage of the East China Sea competition area. Before going on stage, she smiled at the evil spirits of the four mentors and stepped on her legs


    "Oh, poof... Why is your stage so high? It''s different from the style of other competition areas!"


    Liu Xiaohua covered her nose and got up in embarrassment.


    Xiao Zhen trembled with laughter and trotted to hand over the paper towel:


    "Warmly welcome Xiaohua to guide the work of our four mentors. I''m sorry to cause you to fall. I saw it. It was the steps that started first! Look back, I''ll criticize it."


    Since he was beaten by Li Tiezhu, he has liberated his nature. Now he has an excellent sense of variety.


    Liu Xiaohua wiped her nose with a paper towel. When she saw that there was no nosebleed, I was really good.


    "What about... Pass card? Brother Xiao Zhen."


    Xiao Zhen returned to the jury and said blankly, "don''t I give it after you sing? If you give it in advance, it''s called cheating! You know, it will affect my idol image and your career!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "but you said it. It''s live."


    Xiao Zhen: "that''s not afraid. I''ll give you a pass card after you sing. They suspect me of cheating at most, but there is no evidence. Moreover, as far as I know, many viewers are eager for you to be promoted."


    Liu Xiaohua said proudly: "aha... Let''s worry. I''m just playing. I don''t care whether it''s red or not... If I can make a million a year and my mother breaks my leg, I''ll also give you a concert. I said by Liu Xiaohua! Please support me! A quasi lame artist, biubiu~"


    Xiao Zhen is directly ignorant. What dialogue is this? I can''t keep up with the rhythm. Am I old? Is this the legendary generation gap?


    The other three decent teachers are all black question marks. What the hell?


    Liu Xiaohua came to the stage, looked into the microphone and brewed for three seconds:


    "Er... Hey, hey, hey... Sorry, I''m a little excited. I''m a little excited when I think it will be popular after today. I''m not as good as Zhugou. I''ll review... What... I''ll bring you a new song, original song today!"


    Xiao Zhen resolutely supported: "sister, can you write songs?"


    Liu Xiaohua smiled: "why is it difficult to write songs? My brother wrote them for me."


    Xiao Zhen: "ah! Xiaohua is really talented."


    Liu Xiaohua: "don''t flatter me too much. My singing is average and the third in the world... This song is really nice. However, my brother is in a hurry to have a concert, so I can only sing to you without accompaniment."


    Xiao Zhen: "produced by Tiezhu, it must be a high-quality product! I understand! It''s really lucky to hear Xiaohua singing my brother Zhu''s original song here!"


    The other three tutors looked at Xiao town like dogs.


    Xiao Zhen gave a deep cry. What are you looking at? Never seen a dog lick? I licked this achievement by strength! Lick my godfather with massage technology, lick my brother Zhu with rhetoric... Lick my life!


    Liu Xiaohua began to clear her throat: "cough... Ha... ADA..."


    The tutors were shocked. I''ll go. Will there really be a divine melody? After all, although Liu Xiaohua is a fighter in the garbage, Li Tiezhu is extraordinary. He can''t write a bad song, can he?


    Xiao Zhen smiled. He understood, really understood. Of course, brother Zhu wrote songs, but my little flower sister also has the amazing ability to turn magic into decay.


    Look, all right, everybody!


    Even the animals in front of the live broadcast screen are not calm:


    "Really want to advance?"


    "As soon as the iron pillar makes a move, I know if there is!"


    "My serious brother still dotes on my sister!"


    "I said, tossing about such three or four cities is still hype in the final analysis. Li Tiezhu directly sent her a divine song to the finals."


    "It''s not that simple?"


    "Are you expecting too much from me? Oh, my stupid fans..."


    "Is shit all over your smart brain? How can my little flower sing in tune? It''s useless who wrote the song."


    "Xiaohua, come on, don''t let you run out of tune. Xiaogong''s name has become a laughing stock!"


    After clearing her throat, Liu Xiaohua looked cold and held the microphone in her hands.


    The three tutors were so absorbed that Xiao Zhen burped.


    The audience in front of the screen was even more absorbed and breathless.


    Liu Xiaohua raised her legs high, pretended to perform a split and vertical fork, shook her hair, shook her fat on her face, and began to sing:


    Oh, woo


    I have forgotten some things, but I still remember them now


    One night, my mother asked me


    Why are you unhappy today


    I said in my imagination, there was a pair of skateboarding shoes


    ¡­¡­


    Xiao Zhen, the most calm tutor, has begun to grasp his hair, as if he was going to collect himself into a new Xu Shan struggle.


    The other three tutors are even worse. One has blocked his ears, the other has become crazy with laughter, and the other has been ignorant. Obviously, he didn''t expect such a wonderful music performance in the world.


    The barrage is particularly neat:


    "Er..."


    "Er..."


    "Er..."


    "Is this NIMA really a song written by Li Tiezhu?"


    The security guard is looking through his pockets for quick acting heart-saving pills. The tutors are also in a trance by this wave of mental attack. Therefore, no one has stopped Liu Xiaohua''s burst performance, and the singing continues:


    Step by step, step by step, step by step, like claws and teeth


    It''s the devil''s pace, friction, friction


    Rub, rub, rub on this smooth ground


    It''s the devil''s pace, it''s the devil''s pace


    Ding!


    Xiao Zhen finally dragged the disabled spirit, waved his left hand, which was good at the unique skill of God''s hand, and pressed the bell.


    Liu Xiaohua jumped twice again: "Hey, it''s the devil''s pace! Hum! How about it?"


    Xiao Zhen: "ah... Er..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "it doesn''t matter! It''s okay if you don''t give me a pass card. I won''t blame you, but I''ll give you another original song, which my brother wrote for me. Listen!"


    The barrage is extremely eager to survive:


    "Xiao Zhen, give the pass card quickly!"


    "Please, brother!"


    "Die, die, ah..."


    "Xiao Zhen, what are you shaking about? Tens of thousands of people''s lives are hanging on the line..."


    Xiao Zhen did shake his hand. He was looking for the pass card, but he accidentally dropped the pass card on the ground. He was so scared that he squatted down and continued to look for it.


    The other three tutors were shocked and didn''t take you to play like this!


    So, the three mentors went to find their own pass card. I don''t go to hell... All of them have to go to hell


    Liu Xiaohua turned a deaf ear and began to sing alone. After all, hey! Here comes the feeling:


    Come on


    Happy


    There''s plenty of time anyway


    Come on


    Love


    There are a lot of fools anyway


    Come on


    Wandering


    There are a lot of directions anyway


    Come on


    Pretend


    There''s a lot of scenery anyway


    Ah, itch

 Chapter 291

    Ah ~ itch


    In particular, Liu Xiaohua''s last voice can be called shocking and thunderous.


    The four judges all found their own pass card, but in the face of this miraculous song, they didn''t move as if they had been ordered. They just twitched their faces and couldn''t cry or laugh. They even let Liu Xiaohua sing alive for nearly a minute.


    Liu Xiaohua never sang in other competition areas for so long today. Her voice was still a little dry, so she stopped.


    I''m great!


    This time, he was not interrupted in the middle, nor expelled by the security guard. He perfectly showed his voice. There was no one in this state. Moreover, the judges have strange expressions, which is probably the legendary intoxication?


    Liu Xiaohua, with a smile, waited for the judges who had never seen the world to come back.


    Shua Shua


    Three pass cards were raised.


    The security guard in the corner directly covered his face. Sure enough, these stars are shameless.


    Liu Xiaohua, who had seen the world, smiled on her hips: "Wow, hahaha... The tutors are too polite. How funny?"


    The three judges look at me and I look at you. I didn''t give it up because I knew you had such a strong desire for survival. All three wanted to give it up, but they all gave it up.


    On the contrary, Xiao Zhen, who has long promised to give the pass card, doesn''t mention it, because he is confused by Liu Xiaohua, and his head is still artificial and happy... Like a dream.


    The first judge said, "I won''t comment on the song. Colleagues in Kyoto, thank us!"


    The second judge said, "I won''t comment on the song. The chief director of the program group, remember to give us a bonus."


    The third judge said: "I won''t comment on the song. The audience watching the live broadcast, send bullet screen comments directly. You are more professional."


    The fourth judge, Xiao Zhen, pointed to himself and looked at the other three. He was even more confused. According to the Convention, as long as he got the pass card, he had to comment on the contestants. This is the link that must be taken. It is not clear who will comment. It can be for pass card or not, but it must be commented.


    The three judges have calmed their mood, smiled and nodded at Xiao Zhen, as if we were optimistic about you.


    Liu Xiaohua also looks forward to Xiao town. I''m very modest. You can say it casually. Liu Xiaohua knows that I still have room for progress. Although I started a little higher, it won''t make me expand. Expansion makes people fat, just like my mother.


    The barrage has gone crazy:


    "The leader of the magic sound sect angrily mentions three pass cards. There are ancients in front and newcomers later, but you are still the strongest."


    "Is this really a song written by Li Tiezhu?"


    "Two new songs for audition!"


    "Li Tiezhu didn''t spend so much last year."


    "Does Kaiselu wash your ears work? Wait online, it''s urgent..."


    "Stay your claws. I''ll watch the replay and listen to it ten times."


    "My mother asked me why I kowtowed to the TV."


    "The lyrics, my mother asked me why I was unhappy today? Is it serious? Your mother slapped me in the back hand?"


    "Yes, Liu Xiaohua, wake up. Your mother can''t be so gentle!"


    "Let me, I have uremia!"


    "I love the three judges!"


    "My God, this voice is so sudden that all the pass cards prepared by Xiao town have dropped."


    "The three judges have a strong desire to survive. If they don''t give a pass card, Liu Xiaohua may have another one..."


    "Do I think Liu Xiaohua sings very well alone?"


    "That skateboard shoe sounds good!"


    "Fake, that one sounds good. I''m going to get it to make a cell phone ring."


    "Make the alarm clock ring. Mom won''t worry about you being late any more!"


    "Liu Xiaohua''s song Fengshen! Yes, I said itch. It''s really hard to hear a new height!"


    "I''d call her itchy sister!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s great name..."


    "He has the reputation of a hammer!"


    "Ha ha... Xiao Zhen doesn''t know how to evaluate it. His expression is really funny."


    Xiao Zhenxiao was neither worried nor worried. His expression changed continuously, and finally burst out laughing: "Puff! Xiaohua, this, this, this... The typhoon is good, not nervous, this is good... Er... Did you have lunch?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "if you didn''t eat, would you still invite me to eat?"


    Xiao Zhen: "not at all..."


    "What do you ask? Quickly evaluate my singing skills. I will accept it with an open mind and strive to improve it!"


    "Hmm! If I sing well... I don''t sing well myself. What do I comment on?"


    "Ah? What about the voice?"


    "My own voice is very average. I''m not qualified to comment on you! So let''s focus on the creation of these two songs."


    Xiao Zhen has gone crazy and completed his final stubbornness as a judge in a self dark way.


    Liu Xiaohua is still sharp: "but you can''t write songs!"


    Xiao Zhen: "er..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "eh! Why not? Why are you so red?"


    Xiao Zhen: "I''m not red."


    "Nonsense, my classmates like you, cutting one by one..."


    "Cough! As an audience, a person, ah, a human, I will comment on your two songs, okay? Am I qualified?"


    "Yes."


    "Thank you for your approval! What are the names of these two songs?"


    "The first one is my skateboard shoes, and the second one is itch."


    "Very good! The first one, I personally think it''s written in an average way. If the sense of rhythm is strengthened, it''s OK. The second one, I hummed along with your tune and found that it''s actually a very nice song..."


    "Don''t you hear me sing well?"


    "Good! Good! Don''t sing, will you? Listen carefully to the judges'' comments, good."


    "Oh."


    Liu Xiaohua put away the idea of singing again, which is a little more meaningful.


    The three judges under the stage who gave the pass card regretfully wiped the sweat on their foreheads. They took a long breath and didn''t listen to the sounds of nature again. It''s really regrettable.


    Xiao Zhen: "when did Tiezhu give you the score?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "what is music score?"


    Xiao Zhen: "how did you learn it without music scores?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "my brother gave me a video of him singing. I''ll sing along. What music score do you want? What kind of step do you mean? I can''t understand..."


    Xiao Zhen: "


    Another judge said, "can you show us the video of your brother singing these two songs?"


    Liu Xiaohua nodded: "OK."


    The cameraman immediately picked it up and shot it close. The sound should also be recorded.


    I saw that in the video, Li Tiezhu and Justin were practicing the dance movements of the concert and came at random: "step by step, step by step, step by step, like claws and teeth. It''s the devil''s step, friction, friction. Friction, friction on this smooth ground..."


    Don''t say it. It''s very interesting. I can''t say why. It''s really good.


    In contrast, Liu Xiaohua was a scene of the a car accident.


    In the second video, Li Tiezhu held his voice and sang with a girl: "come on, artificial, anyway, there are a lot of scenery, ah... Itching..."


    The four judges began to applaud at the same time.


    Zhennima is a genius. The song "itch" is well written and sings better. However, why give it to Liu Xiaohua? Has the new song resources in the domestic music world reached the level of wealth that can be wasted so wantonly?


    Who makes people Li Tiezhu''s sister?


    The barrage was stunned:


    "My God!"


    "Isn''t the second song so good?"


    "Serious brother is really a genius!"


    "The first song sounds good!"


    "What''s wrong with Li Tiezhu? I want to give these two songs to Liu Xiaohua..."


    "This is the strength pet sister?"


    After playing the video, Liu Xiaohua grinned: "Hey! My brother sings well, too. I''m a little worse than him."


    A judge Tucao: "make complaints about that billion."


    Another judge shook his head: "itch is a good song! Hey..."


    Xiao Zhen gradually adapted to this social embarrassment of national live broadcasting, and his mind became flexible: "generally speaking, your performance is also great! There are no other problems, just a little... Intonation. Shall we practice more intonation at home? By the way, your brother has an absolute sense of sound. If you practice with him, he will be able to hear it."


    Liu Xiaohua''s eyes brightened: "yes!"


    Xiao Zhen: "right? So, as soon as you are free, give him a video, sing to him and let him guide. I tell you, the more you do this homework, the more obvious your promotion will be. Promise me, you must work hard!"


    Liu Xiaohua nodded madly: "mm-hmm, I will sing to my brother every day!"


    Xiao Zhen smiled knowingly and turned his head. When he saw the three judges nearby giving him your approval, he was a little proud:


    "OK, the above is my comment. It''s only four days from the first knockout. You don''t have much time left. You must practice hard and improve yourself, okay? Don''t let me and the three judges who gave you pass card down! I''m optimistic about you ~"


    "I will. Thank you, teachers and brother Xiaozhen."


    "You''re welcome. This is what I should do. Go! I''ll see you in the knockout!"


    "Well, bye."


    Liu Xiaohua is like a butterfly. Her small eyes are full of happiness.


    I''m going to find my brother now. After standing in Nandu yesterday, Zhugou also came to the East China Sea. I Liu Xiaohua also got the pass card. Of course, I''m going to find Li Tiezhu to show off.


    The live barrage was quite satisfied with their attack and defense, and expressed their respective opinions:


    "Xiao Zhen is really a dog!"


    "This is probably the so-called good brother. Liu Xiaohua wants to share it!"


    "No, I''ll go and itch my best friends."


    "Sister itch has done harm to Zhugou, ha ha ha!"


    "What would li Tiezhu look like when he listened to the song he wrote and was sung like this by his sister?"


    "We solemnly promise not to use Liu Xiaohua first."


    In the selection room, Xiao Zhen suggested: "let''s have a rest!"


    The other three also agree. After all, they are really tired. During the time of one song, they are sweating, their heart beats faster and their blood pressure surges. It is necessary to take a good rest.


    I have to say that the girl''s singing is really deadly. Everyone is not happy at the thought of having to endure another torture in the knockout.


    It was Xiao Zhen''s last encouragement to Liu Xiaohua that made everyone enjoy it.


    Li Tiezhu is not a human being. He listens to two songs so well that he has to connive at his sister to torture us. Didn''t he expect to be hit back? Liu Xiaohua is a double-edged sword.


    However, his sister has a broken Gong voice. Didn''t Li Tiezhu force him to count? Why write songs for Liu Xiaohua? And two.


    Be reasonable, Liu Xiaohua doesn''t understand. When was the pillar dog so generous?

 Chapter 292

    "OK, Liu Xiaohua, don''t show off. Hurry to take a taxi and wander around. I''ll send you the address."


    Toot~


    In a training room in the East China Sea, Li Tiezhu hung up the phone. He already knew about Liu Xiaohua''s angry mention of three pass cards.


    Zhang Xiaomeng couldn''t help being curious and asked Li Tiezhu, "didn''t you say you wouldn''t help Liu Xiaohua? Why did you suddenly change your mind? And why are you so generous? One shot is two? Although I can''t appreciate the skateboard shoes."


    "I''ve always been so generous!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head helplessly and was threatened!


    Zhang Xiaomeng raised her middle finger.


    Justin said, "what''s the matter with skateboarding shoes? I love that skateboarding shoe! It''s cool! If you make up a good dance, the recorded MV will definitely explode."


    Li Tiezhu: "hum! I''ll give it to you if you like."


    "True or false?"


    "Of course it''s true. You don''t think Liu Xiaohua will really be a singer in the future? Giving her the song is just for her to sing."


    "Also roar ~ thank you, brother Zhu. I really publicize you, mua~"


    "Saliva, saliva! Shit!"


    Justin got a kick. He ran to buy milk tea for the boss. It had to be bribed. Anyway, brother Zhu never charged money for writing songs for me and took me to concerts for free. There were 12 concerts!


    Yes, it''s free. Justin doesn''t get a penny, but he''s still very happy. I not only got the concert, but also got the new song.


    Such a cool song, as long as four cups of milk tea, it''s really cost-effective. If only there were a system to exchange milk tea for songs. Every time I feed brother Zhu a cup of milk tea, I have to sing a song! Bah, what are you thinking? I''ve seen too many sand sculptures recently.


    The reason for the four cups is that Liu Xiaohua still has more than ten minutes to reach the battlefield.


    Li Tiezhu continues to practice dance movements. In fact, Zhang Xiaomeng and Justin just accompany him. Li Tiezhu is not familiar. The dance teacher doesn''t teach. It all depends on Li Tiezhu himself.


    Sweating dancing and strengthening muscle memory, Li Tiezhu recalled that he was threatened by Liu Xiaohua last night.


    "Column dog, if you don''t write me a song, I''ll take revenge on you!"


    "Jio interrupted you and took revenge on me."


    "Ha! I can bully your cat. Last time I had a hot pot with lengba, I finally knew what your cat was afraid of! Ha ha ha ha..."


    "You... Don''t laugh so wildly. Lengba? Will she tell you this?"


    "Hey! It''s not all her, and my sister-in-law."


    "Impossible."


    "Then wait! I can ask sister Zhao Liya to send me a cat collar."


    "Er... Well, I''ll send you a song. Don''t mention it in the future, you know? It''s rotten in your stomach."


    "Ah? Cat, it..."


    "Don''t say!"


    "Oh..."


    So last night, Li Tiezhu sent the video of the special song "my skateboarding shoes" bought a few days ago to Liu Xiaohua. However, Liu Xiaohua returned the goods. It''s hard to say, which can''t set off her elegant voice. Liu Xiaohua is very resourceful and can''t return the goods. I has the final say, and the children choose the questions.


    Worried about the cat incident, Li Tiezhu felt guilty. Ma Liu bought another song itch in the system and recorded the singing method himself and sent it to her.


    Liu Xiaohua finally let Li Tiezhu go.


    However, Li Tiezhu is still very upset. After all, Liu Xiaohua is a big mouth.


    Didi


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and glanced at it.


    Captive cat: "I didn''t say anything. How could I tell her this? It''s over..."


    Matsushita also said: "I didn''t say it! Can you talk about such things casually? I''m not stupid."


    Li Tiezhu turned off his cell phone and pointed the suspect at Zhao Liya. These are the only people who know about it. Lengba can''t explode, and Songzhu won''t do so. Then there is only the wayward Zhao Liya left.


    However, Li Tiezhu dared not ask.


    I haven''t contacted Zhao Liya for a long time. I''m afraid to see her. She knows the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba. Now Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend is songzhuer. She must have a very deep look at Li Tiezhu.


    It''s embarrassing.


    Before, Liu Xiaohua threatened Li Tiezhu with her mother''s refusal to marry. Now she has the handle to threaten Li Tiezhu again.


    Are you angry?


    After a while, Justin came back with milk tea and a trolley case. He followed the haunted Liu Xiaohua behind him, drinking milk tea and looking around like a thief.


    Li Tiezhu immediately rolled his eyes and made a fool of himself.


    In other words, Liu Xiaohua is so magical as a child. No matter what she walks, does her homework or does, she gives people a feeling of sneaking around. Even if she doesn''t move, it will make you feel that she doesn''t have any good farts.


    Temperament is a piece of hard work.


    In Xichuan''s words... Born with a beaten face!


    Liu Xiaohua jumped in and threw her backpack: "brother, uncle Hu."


    Zhang Xiaomeng smiled and nodded.


    Justin handed the milk tea to Li Tiezhu and Zhang Xiaomeng: "as soon as I bought the milk tea, I met Lao Liu and got off the bus, so I brought her in."


    Liu Xiaohua was not tall enough and forced to take Justin''s shoulder: "Lao Jia is still broad. He knows that buying milk tea for me has a future!"


    Justin said, "thank you, Lao Liu. It''s all right."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help it: "what do you call it?"


    Justin pointed to Liu Xiaohua and said, "as soon as she got off the bus, she called me Lao Jia and asked me to call her Lao Liu..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Li Tiezhu, how can I talk to Lao Jia? Is your cat''s skin itchy?"


    Li Tiezhu was furious: "shut up!"


    Seeing through his fear, Liu Xiaohua collapsed on the sofa and said, "I''ll lie down for a while. I''m tired to death from running down these auditions. Who will beat my legs?"


    Li Tiezhu tried to stop talking. Finally, he slapped her on the leg and went to dance.


    Liu Xiaohua sipped milk tea and suddenly felt a little envious. Why? I''m your half sister. You don''t love me so much.


    A cat fascinates you?


    Worthless!


    Are you willing to pay two original songs for a cat?


    Isn''t it a Persian cat? When I went to your apartment, I still ignored it while you were away. Isn''t it possible for it to complain to you? Persian cat, it can''t speak Mandarin.


    Justin had never seen anyone cross in front of Li Tiezhu, so he couldn''t help whispering, "Lao Liu, you''re so powerful. Why is brother Zhu so afraid of you?"


    Liu Xiaohua crossed her legs and smiled contemptuously: "because he was afraid that I would ravage Xiao Jiu."


    "Huh?"


    "What is the logic?"


    "Lengba said that Xiao Jiu was most afraid of cucumbers. Last time she wanted to practice courage for Xiao Jiu, but she scared Xiao Jiu thin."


    "Wow... This is what people do?"


    "Yes! I threatened Li Tiezhu, and he wrote me two songs. Hey hey, smart?"


    "Great, Lao Liu."


    "And... What my sister-in-law told me, Xiao Jiu is afraid to hear the word ''sterilization''. I don''t know if it''s true. I''m going to try."


    At 5 p.m., Li Tiezhu was physically and mentally exhausted and took Liu Xiaohua back to his apartment.


    During the concert, Xiao Jiu is of course taken care of by a special assistant. Therefore, it is impossible to have lengba''s personal belongings at home. They have been discussed. When Xiao Jiu goes to Kyoto after school, she will move her things in like an ant.


    Soon, the dishes bought online were sent.


    The dish was bought by Liu Xiaohua.


    Li Tiezhu: "clam? Do you want to eat cucumber in sauce or do you need a facial mask?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "do I need to apply a mask?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at his sister carefully: "I''m afraid you''re suddenly floating."


    "That''s impossible. I, Liu Xiaohua, have always been modest and cautious. I can''t afford it."


    "Gou? Gou, are you still running away from home and making so much noise?"


    "I spent 20000 yuan first and then started it. I''ve been spending a whole year. I''m so angry. My money..."


    "Melon."


    "When I''m red, I... Want to buy two mobile phones, one to call and the other to hide money."


    Liu Xiaohua smiled coldly.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and took the food into the kitchen.


    Liu Xiaohua ran in, took the cucumber and put it in the refrigerator.


    "This cucumber is not for eating."


    "Ann?"


    "Restless dog teeth? I want to prevent you from bullying me or repatriating me... I''ll keep it for self-defense."


    "What logic?"


    "If you bully me, I''ll scare Xiao Jiu with cucumbers and shoot javelin! Are you afraid?"


    "Er..."


    "Of course, when I Liu Xiaohua wanders in the Jianghu, I rely on credibility. I call her an honest and reliable little beauty. I promised you that I would do it if I didn''t bully Xiao Jiu. As long as you didn''t bully me."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled with tears, is that it?


    So Liu Xiaohua doesn''t know anything!


    After hanging for a day, Li Tiezhu finally put it down. Li Tiezhu shook his head and looked at Liu Xiaohua. Liu Xiaohua secretly stared at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu slapped her on the forehead with his backhand:


    "Go and watch TV!"


    Liu Xiaohua covered her head and left angrily. You can hit me. As long as you don''t send me back to Shudu, I can bear it. Let''s not ravage Xiao Jiu!


    Seeing Liu Xiaohua showing his teeth to Xiao Jiu in the living room, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone to clarify the misunderstanding to songzhuer and lengba, and then began to cook. He was in a happy mood.


    Those two songs should be regarded as feeding the dog.


    In the hotel, Justin, who was eating takeout with Zhang Xiaomeng, sneezed. Who was scolding me?


    Zhang Xiaomeng said with concern: "you''ve worked hard these days. Pay attention to your health and don''t catch a cold."


    Justin shook his head: "it''s not hard at all. There''s always a harvest with brother tie Zhu. Hey hey... I think this song my scooter needs fire!"


    "This song is good for you. Giving it to Liu Xiaohua is a waste. She can''t be popular at all."


    "She''s already very popular and will get more and more popular."


    "Ah?"


    "Haven''t you found out? Lao Liu is very excellent. He is not only talented, but also beautiful."


    "No, wait a minute. Don''t talk about whether she''s talented or not. Don''t talk about whether she''s red or not. Do you... Think she''s beautiful?"


    "Ang, won''t you see it yourself?"


    "Where is she beautiful?"


    "Round face, small eyes, good-looking smile. The face is fleshy and dimpled. Isn''t it beautiful? There are several lovely freckles on both sides of the small nose."


    Zhang Xiaomeng was confused: "small eyes, small nose, big round face, freckles? These are beautiful?"


    Justin disdained: "Hey! I won''t tell you, you don''t understand aesthetics."

 Chapter 293

    Hey, my temper!


    Zhang Xiaomeng was so angry that she took out her mobile phone on the spot and began to search for photos. Although I''m ugly, I''m not blind. Are you a little foreigner compared with me? Than eyes?


    Zhang Xiaomeng trembled angrily: "I have to discuss with you again. Let''s say, who do you think is more beautiful, songzhuer and Liu Xiaohua?"


    Looking at the picture of songzhu''er, Justin looked Numb: "of course it''s Lao Liu! Songzhu''er is famous from childhood. She''s cute, different from beautiful. Cute, you know? It''s just a child! Lao Liu is very different! She''s too young. If you grow up, it''s called a sexy..."


    "Forget it, you are a foreigner. Our aesthetics are different."


    "You are a foreigner. Your whole family is a foreigner!"


    Justin is angry and bad. He has been with this agent for a long time. Seeing that Li Tiezhu has been against him much more, he is not only unharmed, but also has a close relationship with BEI''ER. Therefore, he and Zhang Xiaomeng began to be no bigger or smaller.


    Zhang Xiaomeng shook his head silently, with a sad face: "don''t you like Li Tiezhu''s sister?"


    Justin: he! Tui ~ old color batch


    Zhang Xiaomeng laughed: "Kuo Yi! Mandarin has improved. I''m afraid you''re possessed."


    "I just think brother tie Zhu''s sister is beautiful. Can you stop being so dirty? Lao Liu, she''s still a child!"


    "Hum! Don''t I care about you? If you and Liu Xiaohua do something bad, your life will be over."


    "Do I dare to offend brother Zhu?"


    "Just know."


    "Besides, i... a person with impure blood lineage, can Chinese girls like me? Even if there is, it can''t be such a beautiful girl. It''s all the rest!"


    "Ha?"


    "Anyway, I want to correct the blood of my offspring. My mother was an accident. She destroyed our Jia family''s blood..."


    "Er..."


    "Don''t, er, if I find a Chinese girlfriend, you can''t help but let me exposed. I want to be as tough as brother tie Zhu! Direct official publicity!"


    "Then you have to find one first."


    "Er..."


    This time it''s Justin''s turn to eat. He is also handsome and tall. He is very popular with Chinese girls. However, a group of thin and slim Bai Fumei accosted him. He always avoided it. He thought these demons were too ugly.


    Justin is patriotic, but this aesthetic is not Oriental at all.


    How can such people find female tickets?


    Anyway, Zhang Xiaomeng is not worried about Justin''s scandal at all. It''s Li Tiezhu. There''s a problem!


    Songzhu''er doesn''t say it. As an agent, Zhang Xiaomeng doesn''t dare to fart for fear of being kicked by songzhu''er. Instead, he found that lengba and Li Tiezhu were too close, and often brought pine and bamboo. The three people were mysterious. It seemed that something strange had happened, but he didn''t dare to make a statement or even suggest anything to Li Tiezhu.


    After all, Li Tiezhu is his trump card!


    It''s called wrist!


    Big shot!


    After eating the boxed lunch, Zhang Xiaomeng sighed: "Liu Xiaohua is absolutely forced to be eliminated in the first round. She is out of play. You wait and see."


    Justin lifted her long blond hair and said, "yes! Everyone knows that she is worried about the good voice program group. The program group has to give her a pass card. How can she go too far with her singing skills?"


    "So! The glorious moment of her life is just these days."


    "Ah? You''re still an agent with such an eye? No wonder Zhao Liya and I are not popular. Tut tut..."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Don''t you see? Liu Xiaohua didn''t come to sing at all."


    "That''s..."


    "She just wants to be popular and famous. After having fans, why don''t she make money? Do she have to sing? Isn''t it fragrant to rub variety shows like Yang Feifei?"


    "Xiang! It''s very fragrant. Yang Feifei has a sense of variety. Hey! It seems that Liu Xiaohua is really not lower than Yang Feifei..."


    "That''s right. Besides, Lao Liu doesn''t necessarily rely on mixed variety shows. She''s talented!"


    "Your evaluation is too high?"


    "You have no eyes. I talked with Lao Liu all afternoon today. I saw the sun through the clouds and opened my eyes."


    "Ho!"


    "Not to mention anything else, just her views on the entertainment industry. She said that this is a stall market. Whoever has a light and whose goods are rare will make money. Now in the entertainment industry, are handsome and beautiful talented? No shortage! What is missing? Sand sculptures like brother Zhu and Lao Liu are missing."


    "There is a certain reason."


    Add fuel to the flames. I am afraid that I am not a sand girl. I hate to see myself as a foreigner, and hate myself for not having enough sand sculptures. If I had them, then the sand sculpture would be good! And Liu told me that her money was stolen by her mother and the reason why she continued to run away from home was that she found that after the tiktok was sold badly, she decided to burn the oil again, and rub herself in Li Tiezhu, the pine nut, the cold patties and the sound of the heat, so that she could increase her fans. You can''t get out of the way, you can also earn money by shaking the tiktok.


    "Hey! Did she really say that?"


    "What about that? Now she has more than five million fans and her masterpiece itch, so she has a new goal."


    "What is it?"


    "Carry out the sand sculpture design to the end and make a sand sculpture with a theme song - an actor."


    "Filming?"


    "She said she couldn''t sing anyway."


    "Does she still sing?"


    "Isn''t it for fire?"


    "Don''t sing when the fire is over?"


    "What can I do if I can''t sing with that voice?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng sniffed: "which brain cripple will find her to film? Now, it''s the idol era! Which TV series is not looking for handsome men and women? Fools only look for her. Don''t stare. According to my aesthetics of Greater China, she''s just not good-looking! There can''t be sand sculptures to find her to film."


    Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng


    The cell phone rang.


    After Zhang Xiaomeng met the blind Justin, she answered the phone: "hello? Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? Really?"


    Justin continued to eat and stared at Zhang Xiaomeng discontentedly. Your aesthetics is not advanced at all! Whose phone? Excited like this? The lunch box has been knocked over. What psychological quality? You''re still an agent?


    Zhang Xiaomeng looked strange: "email? Let me see, let me see... You called... Cooperation? Ah! Thank you, thank you!"


    While flattering, open the laptop and click the mailbox.


    Sure enough, it''s the boss''s email!


    Even the qualification and certificate photos of the company are in the email, which can''t be fake!


    Zhang Xiaomeng said excitedly, "what? It''s a new movie, isn''t it? Thank you! Thank you so much! Yes, there is definitely a schedule! For Xingye''s movie, we have to make a schedule without a schedule¡°


    Justin took a bite of rice and spit it out: "Zhou Xingxing? Find brother Zhu to make a movie?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng waved his hand at him. It''s none of your business. He continued to flatter: "thank you for your face. In two months? Yes... My iron pillar. It''ll be all right after this month, huh? Hum? Liu Xiaohua?"


    Justin took another bite of rice and sprayed: "poof..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng glared at him: "yes, yes, she is not my artist for the time being, but the signing plan has been made, and she will sign in the next two days. Of course! She is Tiezhu''s sister and half father''s sister! Ahaha... It''s absolutely no problem to play, uh huh... What? Second daughter? No, no, no, no, don''t be kidding, teacher, let''s... Uh? Ah? Really?"


    If you cheat, you will open your mouth. This is the face of the agent. Last second, you said


    Justin opened his mouth and dipped rice grains in the corners of his mouth.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "just an audition? That''s OK, thank you! The audition doesn''t change the green mountains and the green water flows... But it''s guaranteed that there are three women? No, I just want to ask, are you funny?"


    Justin shook his head. It was a fake phone.


    Zhang Xiaomeng immediately stood up from the chair, especially the standard one. The grooves were clamped and moved forward half a step: "Stars, stars, stars...... are you really? You will still be surprised to hear me by yourself." you see the trembling sound? Tiktok! Oh, oh... Oh, I know, rest assured, I will send her to you next week when she is eliminated. "


    The phone hung up.


    Zhang Xiaomeng sat down slowly, sat empty, fell to the ground, and forgot that he had just walked half a step forward.


    Justin went up with a blind face and helped Zhang Xiaomeng: "are you okay? What''s the situation? Xingye?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng was at a loss. The whole person entered a mysterious empty state and murmured: "Xingye, my male god Zhou Xingxing, asked me if I signed Liu Xiaohua and asked me to take her to the audition. Xingye''s female No. 2 in the new film, but it''s also guaranteed that female No. 3 can play. I don''t know whether it''s true or false."


    Justin stopped eating his boxed lunch and asked, "what? The star asks Lao Liu to make a movie? Return the female number two?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng was also ignorant: "they are Lao Li''s family. They really produce talents..."


    Justin is really sour this time. He looks at Zhang Xiaomeng in a daze, jumps up like a burning ass, picks up his materials and notebooks in a hurry, and then looks at him stumble out to find Li Tiezhu... Liu Xiaohua of his family.


    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Xiaohua who scared the cat with cucumbers in the distance. Liu Xiaohua smiled like a psycho and pestled the cucumbers into Xiao Jiu''s face trembling in the cat litter. Xiao Jiu looked at the fat man with a beard who had not changed his shoes just entering the door:


    "Meow (pulling your face)


    Zhang Xiaomeng told Li Tiezhu about the matter regardless of that. He still had to consult Li Tiezhu about this kind of thing. Anyway, Liu Xiaohua couldn''t be her own master.


    Li Tiezhu is also at a loss... Why don''t you like me? It''s my ghost sister?


    The vision of idols is really unique.


    Liu Xiaohua also heard one or two words, but she was still calm, because she didn''t like Zhou Xingxing after such eggs. Isn''t she an old man who makes movies?


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, took out the phone, went to the balcony, closed the door and called Aunt Liu.


    These days, Aunt Liu didn''t contact Liu Xiaohua, but her contact with Li Tiezhu is quite ordinary. She needs to control Liu Xiaohua''s itinerary and current situation in real time from Li Tiezhu.


    Aunt Liu said, "claw? Iron pillar, is Wensang still alive?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s in my house. Hey, good boy."


    "Good hammer! She may be good? I''ll tell you, you and your old man, you two must not spoil the little flower. She was ugly. If she had a bad temper, you can''t get married the next day. You two can''t get rid of your claws."


    "Er... It''s such a thing that someone asked Xiaohua to make a film. I''m also surprised."


    "Make a fire shovel! She looks like a ghost in the sun. Make a movie? The fire will be cut out by her... Which harpy wants to play a movie with her?"


    "Zhou Xingxing."


    "Oh yo! You mo Ho, your aunt, Xingye, my idol, which may be a cataract and like Liu Xiaohua?"

 Chapter 294

    "It''s true! My agent just got the news. I didn''t dare to make up my mind, so I called you to see your opinion."


    "Really?"


    "Really! The company has verified it over and over again. Xiaohua doesn''t count, and I can''t decide. I have to call you."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t believe it at first, but after verification, he found that such a mysterious thing turned out to be true.


    Aunt Liu was also a little unbelievable: "the disaster thief has grown up and is going to make a movie? Shame and shame!"


    Li Tiezhu raised his eyebrows and agreed: "Xiaohua really has a poor image..."


    Aunt Liu stabbed again: "however, Tiezhu, you can play in movies, which means that the threshold of this industry is not high. Let her try. If she can? It''s really not possible. It''s not too late to call again."


    "Ah? Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu thought he had heard wrong. He always thought Aunt Liu would fly over and beat Liu Xiaohua, and then drag her home and tie her up so as not to show up. Unexpectedly, she agreed?


    Aunt Liu said calmly, "by the way, ask your agent to negotiate a better price with her and transfer the money to my card. Call her to play well. I''ll kill her if I can''t make money!"


    "Oh... My old man?"


    "I''m crying. I''ll hang up without anything."


    "Ann? What is it? Why is my old man crying? Did you hit him?"


    "No, I only hit Liu Xiaohua. Others don''t play well."


    "Why did he cry?"


    Li Tiezhu is inexplicable. The old man is optimistic to almost naive. How can he cry for no reason?


    Aunt Liu handed the phone to Li Fugui.


    "Oh, oh... Go away! Don''t be hurt by me... Oh, oh..."


    Li Tiezhu: "quarreled?"


    Aunt Liu said: "No. It''s a matter of Leng. A few days ago, I thought that Xiaohua ran away, and there was no dog at home. It''s not safe. Your old man installed aluminum alloy anti-theft windows for our house, and then it was stolen that night..."


    Li Tiezhu was nervous: "what about the loss?"


    Aunt Liu: "without any loss, I was stolen a rotten tablet of Liu Xiaohua and your old man''s new private money, 252.5 yuan."


    Li Tiezhu: "... Isn''t it private money? You tell him not to cry."


    "It''s a small matter whether money is money or not. The key is that the thief laughed at him and left a note. It says... I read it to you: you have a lot of shit. Everyone doesn''t install anti-theft windows. Do you want to install them? I specially steal praise flowers like you (people who love to show off)!"


    "Shit! It''s too arrogant! You can''t call the police?"


    "Yes, but I guess I can''t catch anyone. It''s all right. Your old man is sleepy and won''t cry at bedtime."


    "Oh! Take good care of yourself and buy whatever you want. I''ll transfer 20000 yuan to you later."


    "It''s not necessary. If you have money, hang up."


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu transferred the account to Aunt Liu and fell into meditation. Is it really my fault? Did I lower the threshold of the whole industry?


    Look at Liu Xiaohua squatting on the ground and confronting the cat. Li Tiezhu shakes his head. Xingye can''t find Liu Xiaohua to rub the heat. Where does he need to rub the heat?


    Think about it carefully. It seems that Liu Xiaohua fits in with all kinds of strange characters in Xingye''s film. Aside from her ghostly temperament, she is also quite creative.


    "Come here."


    Li Tiezhu probably figured it out and waved Liu Xiaohua over.


    Liu Xiaohua threw the cucumber at Xiao Jiu. Xiao Jiu jumped half a meter high and wailed away. Liu Xiaohua laughed, clapped her hands, came over and sat on the sofa. Her smile disappeared and pursed her lips.


    Of course she knew that the final judgment was coming, and she pricked her ears all the way when she teased the cat. But I couldn''t hear the voice on the other end of the phone. I only heard Li Tiezhu speak, but I didn''t give the final result.


    Therefore, Liu Xiaohua is very nervous at this moment.


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to play a movie?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "I just don''t want to be beaten every day..."


    "That''s unrealistic. You have to understand your mother. It''s not easy for her to pull you up alone."


    "Hey! It''s all right. Just wait until the iron egg is born. She can pick it."


    "Well, I''m relieved you''re so optimistic."


    "Ha."


    "About making movies, your mother said yes."


    "Huh?"


    "Don''t you celebrate?"


    "It doesn''t matter. For my mother, it''s almost the same whether I go to the shoe factory, futukang or the crew, just to make money. So, what I care about is, which card does the money go to?"


    "Do you have a bank card?"


    "Ah..."


    "Isn''t it? Wait until you''re eighteen! I''m sorry."


    Li Tiezhu patted Liu Xiaohua on the head.


    Liu Xiaohua looks determined: Tiktok! I really know what she has got, but I still have money to come! I will be even more red when I take the movie of star Lord. When I am, I will shake the voice and take the advertisement, and the money I earn is all mine! Brother, later, I will put your bank card to me for a new tie. I will not go to my sister-in-law, but you will not be reliable.


    Li Tiezhu envies Liu Xiaohua''s intelligence and even more her stubbornness like a donkey.


    Seeing the result, Zhang Xiaomeng, who has been drinking tea silently, said, "OK, I''ll go back and prepare the contract and sign it tomorrow. Come on according to the iron pillar of the contract. Anyway, I''ll try my best to get the best treatment. In the future, Xiaohua still goes back to school. The company will pick up less jobs for you before you go to college."


    Liu Xiaohualian immediately said, "ah? Do you want to read?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "look at your brother. He''s your role model. When you get famous, you can get more than 300 points in the college entrance examination. Isn''t it fragrant?"


    Liu Xiaohua was stunned: "roar ~"


    "That''s it. When your voice is eliminated, I''ll take you to the audition. In addition, you''d better study hard, otherwise you''ll lose face."


    "I''m used to losing face. I''m not afraid."


    "You''re not afraid, I''m afraid!"


    "But my eyes are sick. I always sleep in class and can''t learn."


    "What... What disease?"


    "Autism."


    Zhang Xiaomeng was speechless and suffered internal injuries. She simply got up with her bag and left. I''ll tell you about a hammer.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu continued to train.


    Without saying anything, Liu Xiaohua went out with Li Tiezhu with her bag on her back and said she had made an appointment with Lao Jia to meet in the training room.


    When he arrived at the training room, Justin brought milk tea. He first handed it to Liu Xiaohua, and then distributed it to Li Tiezhu and Zhang Xiaomeng. Then he turned and buried his head. Liu Xiaohua bumped over.


    Bang!


    Justin rubbed his head and continued to walk in.


    Liu Xiaohua drank milk tea and watched the dancers training on the other side.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "Why are you two banging your heads?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "don''t you say it? Meet."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Then, Li Tiezhu trained hard, and Liu Xiaohua sang to Justin. That voice howled Li Tiezhu''s rhythm and almost fell.


    Zhang Xiaomeng is also a tight ditch and hurriedly said, "Xiaohua, don''t scare your brother."


    Liu Xiaohua: "where did I scare him? He jumped his, I sang mine, he had to practice, and I had to practice. I was the player who got three pass cards, which was three times that of Zhugou."


    "What do you... Have to practice? It''s all eliminated anyway."


    "Love what you do! This is called Yide! Brother Xiao Zhen asked me to practice with my brother. He said that if my brother instructed me, I would make great progress. It shows that he understands my talent."


    "Xiao town of dog! Tie Zhu still has a concert tonight. Will you be quiet for a while? Practice later."


    "Then you might as well find a gorilla to dance with him, then be quiet."


    Zhang Xiaomeng found that the generation gap was a terrible thing. He couldn''t understand what Liu Xiaohua said: "why is the gorilla quiet?"


    Liu Xiaohua beat her chest with both hands: "because they are always quiet."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "


    Justin laughed and applauded Liu Xiaohua: "old Liu is really talented!"


    Liu Xiaohua said proudly, "it''s gold that will run out. There''s no way."


    "It''s luminous. Apply it."


    "I''m good at spending all my money."


    "Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it: "Liu Xiaohua, get out! Brother Meng, open a training room for her and play by yourself."


    Zhang Xiaomeng also thinks that this is the only way. He can''t go to the third concert. Did Li Tiezhu fall when dancing? Du te fell into a hot search. Netizens commented on why he was "the king of the king of falling". Many people said that Li Tiezhu would fall all the way to the last concert in Shudu.


    Liu Xiaohua followed Zhang Xiaomeng angrily. At least she didn''t dare to confront Li Tiezhu, because Li Tiezhu was good at complaining to her mother.


    Justin will follow.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "what are you doing?"


    Justin: "I helped her correct her intonation. Brother tie Zhu helped me so much that I didn''t think I could repay it. I had to help Lao Liu."


    "Aren''t you afraid?"


    "What are you afraid of?"


    "Are you not afraid of her singing?"


    "Very good! Her voice is not accurate, and her voice is still quite lovely."


    "Er..."


    Liu Xiaohua and Justin left. Li Tiezhu finally returned to normal training. In the afternoon, he practiced with the dancers for two hours, and then went to the stadium rehearsal.


    Time is too tight.


    Just after five o''clock, the East China Sea stadium was already overcrowded.


    The competition, with 50000 seats, is the largest of the 12 games, except Kyoto sports, and the tickets were naturally sold out long ago. The fans came outside the venue early to wait for admission. The sea of people is spectacular, which makes the security team very difficult.


    Various journalists and we media are also interviewing fans.


    "Why come to the concert? Because he is Li Tiezhu!"


    "I mainly want to see if he falls today."


    "I like listening to crosstalk, so I bought tickets for Li Tiezhu''s concert. What''s the problem?"


    "I came to see Li Tiezhu."


    "He won the championship in the East China Sea. Of course we have to support him!"


    "Why do you wear a duck neck at a concert? Isn''t it the same as watching a movie? Is it illegal to eat a duck neck?"


    "Bring a flashlight, of course, for lighting. I''m afraid the iron column is too dark to see clearly."


    The reporters were gradually confused. Sure enough, the serious fans were not serious, and there were all kinds of strange operations. Another girl who was a VIP infield brought a telescope and said that she wanted to count how many abdominal muscles Li Tiezhu had.

 Chapter 295

    At seven o''clock, all the audience had entered the venue. The three minute VCR was played on the big screen. It was some clips of Li Tiezhu from his debut to the present, which played a warm-up role.


    With the first act of VCR, Li Tiezhu licked a popsicle and asked Qin Tao what he didn''t raise pigs. The atmosphere was dry and hot.


    Let the already hot stadium, more heat waves.


    The back pictures are familiar to everyone, but they don''t feel boring. There are scenes of Li Tiezhu mixing into the competition in takeout clothes, pictures of him taking Zhao Liya as a staff member, and scenes of Li Tiezhu winning the championship in the sub competition area


    When Li Tiezhu entered the training base of the finals with Yi Xiaomao who suffered from heatstroke on his shared bicycle, a burst of laughter broke out, followed by applause.


    When Li Tiezhu was eliminated by yehenara and Wang leather pants, a loud song rang out in the audience:


    "Don''t go, I won''t go..."


    As soon as the picture turned, when Li Tiezhu affectionately sang "a Diao" and sonorous and powerful "chasing a dream, the whole audience sang along. This was the one that moved them most - the resurrection competition. I believe that more than 70% of the audience began to like Li Tiezhu from these two songs, because what they like is not talent, but a red hot heart.


    Out of half a life, blood is not cold, return is still a teenager!


    Li Tiezhu is angry because everyone sees his simplicity and grounding. Many people may not be as stupid as him, but they want to live as simple as him.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu is ashamed of himself. After all, the cat makes him not pure. Now he reduces his intelligence and tries to remain simple


    When the VCR showed that Li Tiezhu won the good voice championship, the whole audience cheered again, as if time went back.


    Then came Li Tiezhu''s performance after his debut, such as mushroom house, ha ha ha, masked singer, king to Wang, Spring Festival Gala, heart in full bloom, medicine God, etc.


    These pictures are relatively simple, almost all with the commentary. Finally, the picture is fixed in the picture of Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er official publicity after he was admitted to Beidian.


    The audience began to shout:


    "Give birth to your son early!"


    "Seven for one child! You lose one less..."


    "Get married in place!"


    "I have also been admitted to my favorite university!"


    "Songzhuer, I love you!"


    "Serious brother, come out!"


    "The old driver took me, I want to chase the star..."


    The big screen went out, the lights of the whole audience dimmed, and the voice of the host behind the scenes rang out: "welcome to Li Tiezhu''s personal concert ¡¤ Donghai station. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to support Li Tiezhu, the serious brother. Now let''s invite today''s main coffee to... Show!"


    "Oh, oh..."


    "Wow -"


    "Li Tiezhu, I want to give you a monkey!"


    "Come out and perform handstand pee!"


    On the dark stage, a spotlight hit a figure.


    The applause warmed up again, and then soon cooled down and gradually disappeared.


    A wrinkled man stood on the stage with a poss who thought he was very handsome and a microphone in his hand: "once, I thought my music dream had been broken. Unexpectedly, when I was middle-aged, I could hold a concert with 50000 people. This was the largest number of my concerts! Who knows what you said about life? Thank you, thank my fans for coming to support me!"


    Then the man came out with Mike''s steps, a crotch and a strange cry: "Oh!"


    The stunned audience suddenly turned around again, the applause became more enthusiastic, and a burst of laughter came,


    The guests of this issue are interesting and the opening is also interesting.


    The person on the stage is Fang Bo.


    "Hey, hey... I didn''t know I had so many fans in the East China Sea. I''m really ashamed. I''ve been running to take the film emperor these years and ignored everyone. Oh, you said I was asked to do this. I''m not as good as Liu Huade in this regard. I''m also a film emperor. Why do you think the gap is so big?"


    Audience: "whoa..."


    It has been spread on the Internet for a long time. Li Tiezhu''s concert is like the special crosstalk show of temoyunde society. It''s always interesting. Not only the link settings are interesting, but also the guest interaction is fun. I finally saw it today.


    Although the guests at each stop of the concert are different, they can have good comic effects, which is also one of the reasons why Li Tiezhu''s concert is popular.


    Fang Bo stepped forward two steps: "what are you doing? You didn''t come to my concert to see me. Did you see Li Tiezhu?"


    Audience: "Li Tiezhu!!!"


    Fang Bo: "you people are also fond of the new and tired of the old. I tell you, I deeply despise Li Tiezhu. As a newcomer, he released an album and dared to open a national concert tour? This will put aside our time and will be despised!"


    Audience: "two! And the Royal engine."


    Fang Bo smiled: "can that thing be sung at the concert?"


    audience:


    "Yes!"


    "Like it!"


    "Don''t go, I won''t go..."


    Fang Bo quickly pressed his hand: "all right, all right, I just took the money to be a guest. Don''t torture me. Let me have a good start? Be obedient and good."


    The audience was a little quiet.


    Fang Bo then said, "let''s get back to business. Li Tiezhu released an album" seventeen years old ". Let''s put aside the Royal album first! However, this album has 15 songs, and one of them can be called a classic. I have to be convinced. It''s better than me. There are seven or eight albums. There are one or two in each album. It''s not classic enough."


    "Whoa..."


    "Don''t shout! I know it''s hard for handsome people to get ahead by relying on their strength. Therefore, I took the initiative to quit and give opportunities to ugly newcomers like Li Tiezhu!"


    ¡°HE£¡TUI~¡±


    "Nah, nah... Whose fans are not as arrogant as you? Openly spit on the movie king? It''s a big deal. I solemnly declare that... We have to pay more."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Li Tiezhu is the most magical person I''ve ever seen in my life. Many people have become popular overnight, such as Wang Baobao and me, but no one is as fierce as him! Your love beans bind me on the program and kick me in the movie. I''m dead with him! Anyway, I won''t forgive him unless..."


    The audience shouted, "unless you add money!"


    Fang Bo smiled: "am I the kind of person who gives up principles for money? Yes! But this time, just adding money is not enough. I have to write songs for me."


    The audience laughed and the crosstalk concert was different.


    A voice sounded, "I don''t expect you to forgive me! I want to see you again and kick again in the future."


    Li Tiezhu finally played.


    Fang Bo was full of acting skills and smiled awkwardly: "Aha! What, do you think these jokes I made are OK? Is the field warm?"


    The audience shouted: "kick one! Kick one!"


    Fang Bo: "Shh! What are you doing? Don''t affect Li Tiezhu''s image. He''s not what you think of as a violent maniac. He''s gentle."


    The audience laughed and said, "whoa..."


    Li Tiezhu stepped forward. Fang Bo flashed aside and shrunk his neck.


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you come to sing?"


    Fang Bo: "I don''t know if you can sing and dry the bottom of the platform for me? You''d better keep a safe distance."


    In Kyoto Station, the biggest guest is Luhani and Nandu station. The biggest guest is Chen Chichi. At Donghai station, Fang Bo appeared on the stage and was the first to appear, which is very explosive in itself. Although the guests are also paid, if the relationship is not in place, they will not come back. After all, the big guys don''t want this little money.


    Li Tiezhu, who is the owner of the house, make complaints about himself. In a year alone, Li Tiezhu has already gained many top leaders'' friendship in the circle. Isn''t that enough magic?


    You know, Li Tiezhu''s wish a year ago was to take over the expansion project of Qin Tao''s pig farm!


    Li Tiezhu joked and became serious. After all, he was a serious man: "thank Bo Ge for coming to support me. I must sincerely say thank you!"


    Fang Bo waved his hand: "it''s really unnecessary, really unnecessary..."


    He thought to himself that he really fell in love with Li Tiezhu. He couldn''t say why. He was just willing to support him. He couldn''t tell the truth.


    Li Tiezhu added, "thank you for coming. The money is not in vain."


    Fang Bo stared in an instant: "you have to write me a song! Don''t cheat. We don''t have much friendship."


    "That''s, what song shall we sing?"


    "Let''s play a difficult song! Let''s show you the singing skills of the film emperor."


    "What''s the song name?"


    "Ah Diao! It''s impossible... Let''s sing farewell my concubine!"


    Li Tiezhu: "say Ji or not, civilized you, me and him."


    Fang Bo: "I..."


    The audience laughed loudly. It''s still a familiar formula. I''m serious. I never see blood.


    Everyone thought this was a good Taiben in advance, but in fact, in addition to Fang Bo''s initial opening remarks, they all played freely. Two people with a strong sense of variety are so tacit that they can mobilize the atmosphere.


    In just one year, Li Tiezhu was able to climb to such a height that not only the audience did not expect, but also the people who knew him very early like Fang Bo.


    In addition to "Royal engine", including his album "17 years old", he wrote 29 songs a year, and ten of them were sung for Han Hong, Zhao Liya, Yi Xing and other singers. Tiktok not only played the Spring Festival Gala but also played a great role in the film and variety show. Although the movie was few, it was a fuck up by a new red horse.


    Generally, the concert lasts two hours. At least 20 songs have to be sung. Singers with many pleasant songs even have to burn some songs. For example, Zhou Jiebang sang nearly 40 songs in a concert.


    At present, Li Tiezhu doesn''t have so many songs, but more than 20 songs can be taken out casually, and they are of high quality, and the audience are familiar with them.


    The host behind the scenes also took the opportunity to report the title of the song: "next, let''s invite Fang Bo and Li Tiezhu to bring a song" farewell my concubine. "


    The audience couldn''t help laughing again. Is this the hanging in crosstalk?

 Chapter 297

    Li Tiezhu patted Justin, stepped down and went to rest. Jill is really tired of dancing. Thank Justin for his help for a few minutes.


    When the hastily recorded accompaniment demo sounded, Justin began his cool performance. The stage infection was very good. The audience thought the funny songs were full of rhythm. At least the young audience were very satisfied.


    Then, Li Tiezhu appeared on the stage again, performed several slow songs and welcomed the chorus of guests again.


    This guest is Xiao town.


    Originally, he was not in the plan, but Xiao Zhen insisted on coming, and Li Tiezhu didn''t refuse. After all, he didn''t spend money. Take Xiaozhen''s words. My good brother came to our East China Sea to hold a concert. Why should I come to hold a good show?


    But the truth is, he just came to rub the concert. After all, he can''t afford to open it.


    It''s half past eight.


    Li Tiezhu sang "the sea and the sky" on stage. His sweat soaked his clothes, but his voice was still clean and clear.


    The whole audience sang along and the atmosphere was burning.


    At the backstage door, Justin unloaded his makeup and continued to watch the concert with Liu Xiaohua for free. He couldn''t help sighing: "after singing for so long, brother Zhu''s voice is still so stable. It''s really powerful!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "what''s the matter? I sing so well. I can sing alone for three hours without losing my voice."


    Justin: really? Don''t your friends rob the microphone


    Liu Xiaohua: "my friends... Don''t like singing. Anyway, every time I invite them, they don''t go. They look very frightened."


    Justin: why? It''s strange


    Liu Xiaohua analyzed: "they may not be interested in art..."


    "What are you talking about? What are you not interested in?"


    A pair of beautiful legs appeared next to them. They stood up and respectfully called:


    "Sister MI."


    "Sister Mimi."


    Yang Mi has changed her clothes, put on her ears and is ready to go on stage. The three people have known each other during the rehearsal, so they are not strangers.


    Liu Xiaohua said, "I don''t have any friends to sing with me. I steal my mother''s money and go alone."


    Yang Mi: "Wow! So that''s how you practice your singing skills?"


    "That''s right. My mother beats me as soon as I sing."


    "It''s not your mother''s fault."


    "Why?"


    "Maybe she''s just not interested in art?"


    "Well, it''s also amazing. She doesn''t have any artistic cells. My talent should belong to genetic mutation."


    "Poof..."


    "Sister, what are you laughing at?"


    "Nothing. I just think you''re too cute."


    With that, Yang Mi also reached out and pinched Liu Xiaohua''s face.


    Justin said, "isn''t it cute? Haha, I also think Xiaohua is very cute!"


    Yang Mi Tucao in his heart, make complaints about Justin: "you are also a gene mutation!"


    It''s about Justin''s appreciation level.


    Justin thought he looked like: "no, my father inherited a recessive gene from me. Black eyes and black hair didn''t show."


    Yang Mi shrugged and said nothing. Maybe it''s not your father''s problem? Maybe there''s an old foreign king next door to your house.


    After a while, "the sea and the sky" was finished.


    During the applause, Li Tiezhu took a sip of mineral water on the stage and said, "thank you, thank you. Next, let''s invite the last guest. She is a beautiful actress. Who do you think it will be?"


    "Pine and bamboo!"


    "Lengba..."


    "Zhao Liya!"


    "Liu Xiaohua!"


    When Liu Xiaohua heard the audience calling her name, she immediately jumped. I was really red!


    Yang Mi said with a smile, "why don''t you go up? Dare you?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "what dare you?"


    With that, Liu Xiaohua walked towards the stage. However, she was a little creepy. She knocked Mimi. No, she strolled up quietly.


    Li Tiezhu said: "the female guest is not only beautiful, but also sings well. The most important thing is that she is very nice and has helped me a lot. She is..."


    The audience shouted:


    "Lying trough!"


    "Liu Xiaohua! Liu Xiaohua!"


    "You are very good at playing!"


    "Iron pillar abuses!"


    "Magic sound leader Sego!"


    Huh?


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused. Songzhu''er and lengba were the most popular just now. Why did they suddenly collectively shout Liu Xiaohua? DUT masochism? I thought lengba was a minority. It seems that I''m still too young


    Li Tiezhu wanted to announce his name when the audience shouted less, but after shouting, he laughed and pointed.


    Li Tiezhu, who finally realized that he was wrong, turned his head.


    Liu Xiaohua, who crept to Li Tiezhu''s back a few meters away, suddenly stopped and maintained a strange furtive action, with a sneaky expression on her face.


    There was more laughter under the stage.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned for several seconds, then reached out and took off his shoes and hit him: "get out!"


    Liu Xiaohua pouted and skilfully avoided her shoes. After all, she just came to smash the mess. She has succeeded.


    It''s normal to make trouble on such a serious occasion.


    The audience quit and shouted:


    "Liu Xiaohua sings one!"


    "Liu Xiaohua sings one!"


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head. It was no big deal for Liu Xiaohua to make trouble. Anyway, he held a crosstalk concert, but if she really sang one, it would become a malicious attack on the audience.


    In line with our position that we will never be the first to use Liu Xiaohua, Li Tiezhu said, "stop teasing and let her stay."


    The audience still shouted, "Liu Xiaohua sings one."


    Li Tiezhu is also helpless. Since you don''t want to live, I won''t stop you. Turning around, I found that Liu Xiaohua was also very obscene looking at Li Tiezhu. He didn''t step down immediately. It seems that he still has some little expectations.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing? Pick up my shoes."


    The director in charge of scheduling backstage asked in his ear, "iron pillar, are you sure you want her to sing? If you are sure, say three words."


    Li Tiezhu said as he put on his shoes, "Liu Xiaohua."


    Director: "yes, you first determine the title of the song so that I can have someone prepare the accompaniment and presentation."


    Liu Xiaohua kicked Li Tiezhu''s shoes all the way: "why?"


    She has no microphone and her voice is very low.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "are you sure you want to sing in front of so many people? Aren''t you afraid?"


    The staff trotted to hand Liu Xiaohua a microphone.


    Liu Xiaohua patted the microphone: "Pa Pa, hello? Ha Oh, eh! Cough... Not afraid! I tell you, my typhoon is stable!"


    Li Tiezhu slapped her on the back of her head, stared, looked at the audience and asked, "what song do you want to hear her sing?"


    The audience shouted in unison: "itch!"


    After all, this song is already Liu Xiaohua''s representative work. The video of her audition singing this song is popular all over the video platforms and quickly becomes popular with the song of extremely ghost animals.


    Li Tiezhu said, "so many people want to hear it? Is there nothing wrong with you?"


    There was a roar of laughter under the stage.


    A front row audience jumped up and shouted, "itch sister, you are my goddess!"


    Li Tiezhu: "then you wait. The director is preparing the accompaniment and presentation. Everyone can see that her coming on stage is a natural disaster and uncontrollable. Moreover, I recorded a demo of this song and was ready to sing it to others. Unexpectedly, it was destroyed by her."


    Liu Xiaohua: "I''ll sing fire for you, okay? It''s all over the Internet."


    Li Tiezhu: "how are you..."


    Liu Xiaohua jumped forward: "my brother can''t hold a concert. How can you bear it? Let me dance for you and liven up the atmosphere."


    After that, Liu Xiaohua began to swing and performed a hip-hop dance in an extremely uncoordinated posture.


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and danced with me


    Liu Xiaohua made a whirling jump. After landing, she stepped on her right foot with her left foot, flopped and knelt on the ground and knocked her head, but she stubbornly held her head high and knelt to finish the modeling.


    Don''t say, it''s a little chic.


    The audience are not happy. NIMA is really a half brother and half sister. Li Tiezhu didn''t fall today and Liu Xiaohua did.


    As the saying goes, brothers and sisters, you kneel and I kneel!


    Liu Xiaohua got up: "thank you!"


    The applause was thunderous, the laughter was irritable, and the atmosphere was too high.


    Li Tiezhu also couldn''t understand it. Then he heard the backstage director say that the accompaniment and presentation were ready. He said, "OK! Dance and knock your head. Sing."


    The prelude to itching sounded.


    The audience held back their laughter and calmed down, because... The funnier came.


    Liu Xiaohua picked up the microphone and said, "come on ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s early. Wait a minute, pay attention to my tips."


    People who don''t know music are really


    The audience didn''t hold back and laughed directly.


    The most outrageous thing is that outside the stadium, the staff and passers-by heard the "come on" and laughed wildly. A girl sat on the ground and kicked her legs with laughter.


    Backstage, Yang Mi puffed, saliva gushed out, and hurriedly covered her mouth.


    Justin frowned: "she... Has no ears. It''s not her fault."


    Liu Xiaohua looked calm, not even a trace of shame on her face. When she took part in the competition, she never sang in time. When singing, there is a hint in front of the lyrics.


    Therefore, the performance of Zhugou''s concert is not good. The teleprompter is far less humanized.


    Li Tiezhu follows the beat and gestures to Liu Xiaohua, three, two and one.


    Liu Xiaohua:


    Come on


    Happy


    There''s plenty of time anyway


    Come on


    Love


    There are a lot of fools anyway


    Come on


    Wandering


    There are a lot of directions anyway


    Come on


    Pretend


    There''s a lot of scenery anyway


    Ah, itch


    The audience cheered and screamed. They had never heard such a murderous divine concert. The ticket price is... Worth it!


    Li Tiezhu stood next to Liu Xiaohua with a slightly ferocious expression. He couldn''t help pinching Liu Xiaohua''s neck several times. However, it was on the stage, so he had to bear it.


    It''s the kind of singing that every sound can sing wrong perfectly, which is really admirable.


    For Li Tiezhu''s absolute sense of sound, it is particularly diaphragmatic.


    Backstage Yang Mi was stunned.


    Justin said proudly, "isn''t it great? She has made a lot of progress in the past two days. It''s very good that she can''t sing like this."


    Yang Mi stares at Justin strangely. How did he become a singer? Are you blind?

 Chapter 298

    Justin just took the role of a teacher and spoiled his students. Lao Liu doesn''t sing well. Everyone knows, but Lao Jia guided her for a day today. Although the time is still short, isn''t this the beginning of progress?


    So Justin is not blind, at least not as deaf as his eyes.


    He looked at Liu Xiaohua and Li Tiezhu on the stage and thought they were handsome men and beautiful women. Moreover, Justin, who is recognized as an immortal by women''s fans all over the country, would despise himself when he looked in the mirror every day. When he saw Yang Mi painted next to him, he would also sigh that the beauty of Chinese stars was really terrible.


    Xiaohua couldn''t stand out like that, so she called Yang Mi and others famous


    Finally, Liu Xiaohua sang a song and was pushed and kicked out by Li Tiezhu.


    Liu Xiaohua also clapped with Justin: "how''s it going? Isn''t it good?"


    Justin: Lao Liu and Lao Niu force nagging


    Liu Xiaohua: "but what are those people laughing at?"


    Justin: it means your music brings them happiness


    Liu Xiaohua: "that''s right."


    Li Tiezhu on the stage is also very helpless. Liu Xiaohua''s evil obstacles have been kicked down, and the audience below can''t stop laughing, which is very tangled.


    How can I control the field?


    The next one is also a heavyweight guest. You can''t neglect it!


    At least, my cat is still in her hand.


    The style of concert is not fixed. In fact, every singer has his own style. Some sing solemnly, some let the audience sing all the time, and others drive a train at the concert. For example, a train driver in Baodao openly talks about the emperor''s laughter at the concert.


    Li Tiezhu now has a sharp style. The crosstalk concert is worthy of the name. Especially after Liu Xiaohua''s guest appearance, the atmosphere reached a high point.


    After a few seconds at a loss, Li Tiezhu was relieved. He was not a person who didn''t understand humor.


    Moreover, he is also a simple and simple man.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu solemnly introduced to the audience: "Tiktok, senior high school entrance examination," my sister Liu Xiaohua. Ah, you must have heard something. This year, she has been very miserable in her good voice, and has lick many materials for everyone. How can I say... It''s hard to finish the test, and you are trying hard to make it! The next three years'' high school career is coming! Come on! "


    The audience continues to laugh. It''s so interesting. Liu Xiaohua, who has been in high school for three years, can''t endure it? Won''t she go crazy?


    In fact, the vast majority of people think that with Liu Xiaohua''s appearance, singing skills and intelligence quotient, they become popular at a really stupid age and disappear after two months. Or, with Li Tiezhu''s contacts and talent, they turn waves every few years, that''s all.


    Everyone likes her very much, but they don''t think much of her. Most of them think she is a flash in the pan.


    Li Tiezhu is magical enough, but at least Li Tiezhu has the talent to write songs, has a super strong sense of variety, and at least looks very good acting skills. What about Liu Xiaohua? In addition to his inhuman brain hole and sand carving singing skills, what else?


    It''s normal for the audience not to be optimistic about Liu Xiaohua. Li Tiezhu, Yang Mi and song Zhuer are not optimistic about her, except Zhou Xingxing and Justin.


    When the audience''s laughter gradually weakened, Li Tiezhu said, "the real guest''s legs are estimated to be sore after being interrupted by Liu Xiaohua. Next, let''s invite the last guest... Yang Mi!"


    "Wow -"


    The audience roared, and no one thought that the final guest of the show was Yang Mi.


    Before the concert, due to the confidentiality of the guest list, people on the Internet guessed who was the winner of the concert, including Chen Yisen, Han Hong and Liu Huade. No one thought it was Yang Mi.


    Fang Bo''s pressure axis is better than this! At least Fang Bo can sing.


    In fact, Yang Mi can also sing, but she sings in general.


    With snow-white legs, Yang Mi stepped onto the stage with hate sky high. Yang Mi showed her habitual smile. Her beautiful face still has affinity.


    After walking up, Yang Mimi gave Li Tiezhu a cordial hug. After hitting people with the ball, she said with a microphone: "thank you, thank you for your applause, and thank Tiezhu for inviting me to be his concert guest."


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said nothing. It was really not invited by Li Tiezhu. Originally, Fang Bo was invited to be the finale, but the guest was actually a little thin. The cat still stubbornly pestered Yang Mi as a guest and said that if you didn''t go to be a guest, I was embarrassed to go. It was more abrupt when you went. Finally, sister Mi agreed.


    Of course, Yang Mi doesn''t dislike Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu didn''t invite her in advance, so it''s impossible to come on his own initiative.


    After lengba and Yang Mi made an agreement, she asked Li Tiezhu to call and invite Yang Mi in person.


    The applause gradually subsided, and Yang Mi said, "tie Zhu and I actually had the experience of performing on the same stage. In masked singer, we laughed so hard at that time. Therefore, he and I have known each other for a long time. Today, he and I sing a song cool and cool for you." This song was written by Li Tiezhu to our Sansheng crew when he was still playing in the good voice division last year. Thank you! "


    Li Tiezhu''s mood fluctuated greatly. Teacher lengba wrapped a bath towel and dragged me into the hotel to force me to sing. What can I do? Can I refuse? Her bath towel broke off


    Soon, the prelude sounded, and they entered the state one after another.


    Zizizi


    Suddenly, an electronic noise came from the scene. There was something wrong with the accompaniment.


    Soon, the accompaniment equipment was turned off.


    The director said through his ear, "there''s something wrong with the accompaniment system. It''s being repaired urgently. You''ll find a way to support it, shit!"


    Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi look at each other. Is this a little too sudden?


    Is this broken?


    The 50000 spectators were also at a loss, and then they began to get restless.


    After one year''s experience, Li Tiezhu has become an excellent variety artist. It''s time to show his real field control technology.


    "Hello? The microphone still has sound. Sorry, everyone. I asked them why they wanted to buy foreign systems. They said it was cheap, tut tut... Now, there was an accident at the concert! I have told them many times that they would not listen to the domestic durable products."


    The scene was full of laughter. Who doesn''t know that domestic goods can''t compare with foreign goods? However, everyone applauded. Li Tiezhu was calm in the face of danger and praised domestic products, which was very good.


    Li Tiezhu added: "it reminds me that in the first half of last year''s competition, I almost always had no accompaniment, just a guitar accompaniment. Now think about it, it''s also... It''s terrible to play big fish with a guitar? What''s wrong with my brain?"


    The audience laughed even louder.


    Yang Mi smiled.


    In fact, the concert has particularly high requirements for the control of links. The failure of the accompaniment system is basically a major accident, which will even affect the artist''s reputation and future development.


    Under the stage, after whispering, the audience took out their mobile phones to record this magical moment - Li Tiezhu concert accident!


    Backstage, the staff were as busy as headless flies, and Justin was stunned.


    Liu Xiaohua said calmly: "I said that the software of his concert is not good. If you want to adjust KTV, it''s called professional... He''s popular, but he''s still so stingy..."


    Justin: was he stingy before? But he was generous to me


    Liu Xiaohua said, "maybe because you are a foreigner."


    Justin didn''t defend for the first time: "Oh."


    On the field, at the moment of great pressure, Li Tiezhu was still talking about one-way crosstalk: "of course, I''ve never been smart, and everyone knows. Therefore, this sound failure is a kind of time reversal in a sense. Is it necessary for me to hold a concert with a guitar?"


    Yang Mi also received the director''s request to get rid of her for help. To tell the truth, she didn''t really want to talk, but didn''t know what to say.


    At this time, she finally found the opportunity to interrupt: "what guitar do you want? Don''t you still have me?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you can''t make a sound."


    Yang Mi replied, "you haven''t played me. Why can''t you make a sound?"


    The audience suddenly remembered a burst of laughter and applause.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head.


    Yang Mi found that she had a yellow accent and was a little embarrassed. She said, "what... It''s rare to have such a chance. Let me interview you! Everyone is interested in your sudden popularity story, isn''t it?"


    The audience responded with extremely warm applause. It doesn''t matter whether Li Tiezhu''s concert is sung or not. Everyone just likes him.


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you ask?"


    Yang Mi said heartily, of course, I can''t ask if your cat is fun? You have to pick a higher grade question: "a year ago, you were still moving bricks on the construction site. A year later, you held a concert of 50000 people. You also asked big guys like BOGO and me to be your guests. How did you do it?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t know. This year is amazing."


    "Your magic is based on the pain of others, you know?"


    "Ah?"


    "Not to mention the hosts who were offended by you, just say BOGO and me. BOGO has a psychological shadow on you now, and I told you about the masked singer. The result is good. You went on a hot search, and I became the object of ridicule on the whole network. They said I... Looked obscene when laughing at you."


    "Er... I don''t know. Why are you laughing at me?"


    "Because you spit bubbles! I thought... I didn''t think about it, so I couldn''t help laughing."


    "That''s my fault?"


    "The ridicule I received on your last program can be called the peak of my life! I''ve never been so ridiculed!"


    "Worse than that time when your feet stink?"


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent.


    Yang Mi was speechless: "I..."


    The audience are very happy. This is the concert I want to see. As a cheering Li Tiezhu, it is very lethal.


    Yang Mi couldn''t bear it and launched an attack: "change the topic! You''ve had enough variety shows and met many female stars. Why can you be so angry with those beautiful stars? Make people feel embarrassed everywhere? Do you mean it?"


    To change the subject is actually looking for a place for yourself.


    Li Tiezhu: "because I don''t care about their feelings at all. If you see bamboo, I won''t."


    Yang Mi was speechless again. Yes, she also took full care of lengba: "so, in addition to songzhuer and lengba, aren''t other female stars human?"


    Li Tiezhu: "count it."


    Good guy, the concert was directly held as a special crosstalk show, with serious brother Li Tiezhu''s offensive support.


    ps£º


    Don''t wait tomorrow morning. Don''t update it. The update starts at 16:16 p.m., but tomorrow is still three watch ten thousand words, just because... I want to go to bed early after drinking. Slightly ~ in addition, on the 15th and 16th, at four o''clock every day, the editor said it was recommended. I made every effort. Thank you, editor, thank you.

 Chapter 299

    Well, count it.


    The audience laughed wildly and cheered one after another. My iron pillar is so upright.


    "Don''t you think it''s impolite for you to treat other female stars differently? Why can''t you be nice to other female stars, such as me."


    "I respect you. Why don''t I call you aunt Yang?"


    "What''s all this? Let me ask you a question. I fell into the water with the baby who pressed the pig. Who did you save first?"


    "Who will save who first."


    "Why didn''t you save me first?"


    "Because I fell into the water, I don''t necessarily know you two."


    Good guy, who knows you after taking off your makeup?


    Yang Mi straightened her chest directly: "look at the size! The gap is so big."


    The audience called out to the good guy. Sister MI is irritable.


    Li Tiezhu looked down and sure enough, his chest was fierce and abnormal, bigger than lengba. The one who pressed the pig couldn''t compare. Then he suddenly realized: "then I''ll save others first."


    Yang Mi: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed, slightly shy and said, "you... Should be able to float."


    Yang Mi: "poof..."


    I feel praised and molested again, but it''s her own start. It''s no wonder who. After all, Li Tiezhu has always been so fierce. Sister Mi said in her heart. It''s quite reasonable. She floats every time she takes a bath


    The audience laughed wildly. My God, there is really no need to save two life balls so big.


    Yang Mi asked again, "if yehenara and Luofei smoke fall into the water at the same time, which one do you step on first?"


    The audience are dumbfounded. Dare you ask?


    This is a personal concert, not on TV, but it''s nothing, that is, it''s a little fierce.


    Li Tiezhu: "all save, why step on it?"


    Yang Mi: "you are very warm-hearted. You save both of them. Will you save a dog when it falls into the water?"


    "That doesn''t help."


    "Why? Isn''t the dog better than the two just now?"


    "No, because dogs are better than them, dogs are born to swim."


    "I can''t swim. I feel like you''re scolding me."


    "Where, although you can''t swim, you can do a lot of things that dogs can''t, such as um... Um... What can you do?"


    "I can start a company."


    "Yes, the dog won''t."


    "Can you start a company? Iron pillar?"


    "I won''t, uh..."


    "Don''t be afraid, neither can a dog."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned, and sister Mi''s combat effectiveness was OK. Since Li Tiezhu''s passive skills of antagonizing people were upgraded, the level of antagonizing people has decreased a lot. I feel that she can''t handle her.


    Of course, winning or losing is not important.


    Li Tiezhu is just worried about whether she will be hurt by the new passive skill. After all, it is also a passive skill.


    The audience laughed and clapped wildly. Sister Mi began to fight back. Will Li Tiezhu have this day?


    Where is this or a concert? It''s clearly a special crosstalk show.


    Li Tiezhu said stubbornly, "I can do a lot, such as singing, can dogs?"


    Yang Mi: "the dog doesn''t care. Yehenara can sing."


    Since lengba openly supported Li Tiezhu and sprayed yehenara, Yang Mi had no choice but to offend anyway.


    Li Tiezhu: "I can also flip back!"


    Yang Mi: "do you care how much better you are than a dog? Is that your competitive heart?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The audience is overjoyed, Li Tiezhu Waterloo!


    Yang Mi has the upper hand in the counterattack. The elegant and sexy Yang Mi is back. Lengba has a good eye. It''s really fun. Play again.


    Yang Mi: "come on, let''s show you how to spit bubbles."


    Li Tiezhu thought she had changed the subject, sighed with relief and vomited a string of bubbles.


    Yang Mi: "look! This dog can''t either."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t compare with dogs."


    Yang Mi: "neither can a donkey."


    Li Tiezhu surrendered: "change the topic, sister MI."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Yang Mi smiled and asked, "some time ago, someone interviewed yehenara. She said that she is no longer angry with you. She can even sit down calmly and have coffee with you. What about you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t like coffee."


    "Then drink something else?"


    "I''m so busy. How can I have time? Why is she so idle?"


    Yang Mi: "maybe because I can''t afford a concert."


    Li Tiezhu directly slept in the trough: "how dare you say! People are queen of heaven."


    "What are you afraid of? Your master is Cheng Dalong! We recorded programs at the same time. Why did you rub others to be a master? Don''t you feel ashamed?"


    "I''m shameless! What''s the matter?"


    "Do you know martial arts? Just worship?"


    "As long as I''m not in the furniture city, I think my master can''t beat me now."


    "Your master doesn''t fight in other places except furniture city?"


    "Er..."


    "Does he live in furniture city?"


    "Er..."


    Li Tiezhu is defeated again. Is sister Mi crazy? Even a dragon? Although, what she said is also true.


    Yang Mi asked, "why do you accept songzhuer''s confession? Don''t you think you don''t deserve her mother? What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "she''s so good-looking. Why should I refuse? Am I stupid?"


    "So, do you just like her body?"


    "Poof..."


    "Other beautiful girls, won''t you refuse?"


    "Hum? What, director, haven''t you solved the problem yet?"


    This is a little cruel, so cruel that Li Tiezhu dare not answer positively. Obviously, Yang Mi is talking about lengba throwing herself into her arms. How do you sleep with each other? Did you sleep well and look great? Who gives you courage based on your appearance? Liang Rujing?


    Yang Mi was happy and said, "the accompaniment fault has been solved. The director said that the audience seemed to like watching you accept my interview, so he didn''t tell you right away."


    Li Tiezhu wiped the sweat on his face: "ah, let''s continue singing."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Yang Mi: "look, they also want to hear my interview. I''ll ask two more questions. Why did you take the Nortel exam? Do you think acting doesn''t need a face?"


    Li Tiezhu: "maybe that''s the difference between our movie actors and your TV actors. Making a movie doesn''t necessarily need a face."


    Yang Mi: "do you mean Fang Bo and Xu Zheng are ugly?"


    "Er..."


    "Last question."


    "You, you said."


    "Is it true that they say you are not bad?"


    "Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu''s hair stood up. Does NIMA dare to ask on this occasion? Of course, the audience didn''t know the real meaning of King Kong''s not bad. They thought they were talking about Yang Ma''s support for Li Tiezhu. But Yang Mi obviously didn''t ask that. By them, she meant lengba and songzhu''er.


    Yang Mi stared at Li Tiezhu with a smile: "ah, what? You say, don''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I can''t do this kind of martial arts."


    Yang Mi: "you are dishonest! Answer again."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, it''s mainly because the opponent is too weak. Cough..."


    The audience applauded, wow, the cruel roles of yehenara and luofeiyan are still too weak? I Li Tiezhu really have confidence!


    Yang Mi also applauded: "it seems that they are really too weak. Do you think I''m cruel enough?"


    The audience continues to coax me. My sister is all hands and eyes in the entertainment industry. How dare Li Tiezhu provoke me?


    Li Tiezhu shook his head again and again: "you must be powerful. I can''t provoke..."


    Yang Mi smiled proudly: "you haven''t seen my power. How do you know I''m powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu was particularly honest: "lengba said."


    The cat told Li Tiezhu a lot about the new knowledge and new posture Yang Mi taught her. She also said that Yang Mi was powerful. Sometimes after the cat died several times, she lamented that only sister Mi could match Li Tiezhu.


    Yang Mi: "Wow! I''ll give you a chance to see. I''ll do a lot. If I die, I might kill you."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no, I''m afraid."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Yang Mi: "you see, everyone despises you."


    Li Tiezhu: "despise it, I dare not oppose you, I counselled!"


    Yang Mi: "I dare not?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I dare not. Please let me go. I just want to sing..."


    The audience was very happy to see Li Tiezhu being "taught" to pieces for the first time.


    Yang Mi finally let Li Tiezhu go and said, "yes, I took your money as a guest and performed a set of crosstalk for everyone. I''m not at a loss. Sing. I''ll finish the work after singing."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes... You worked hard and suffered..."


    The prelude to cool starts.


    Yang Mi suddenly put one hand on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and posed a singing style. The audience also slowly separated from the crosstalk atmosphere. Only Li Tiezhu''s hair was still standing, because the sister''s fingers were scratching him and her eyes were slightly provocative.


    Fortunately, she soon began to sing. Yang Mi, who was generally good at singing, was absorbed and had no time to continue Li Tiezhu''s mentality. He slowly relaxed.


    After singing, Li Tiezhu stepped down and left the stage for Yang Mi to sing alone.


    Generally, each guest will have a chorus and a solo, which allows Li Tiezhu to change clothes and rest backstage.


    After singing the two songs, Yang Mi left the stage. When she passed Li Tiezhu, she gave him a push.


    Li Tiezhu was startled and looked frightened.


    Yang Mi laughs. It''s really fun. She''s cold. I can''t play? Good sisters, you should know how to share.


    Li Tiezhu''s concert continued because Liu Xiaohua''s top ten troublemakers and failures delayed more than 20 minutes. In addition to the established songs, Li Tiezhu also sang an additional song "calculate your ruthlessness" as compensation. Therefore, the whole concert was 30 minutes longer.


    After the last song "seventeen years old" was sung, Li Tiezhu thanked the audience again for a long time and finally ended.


    Although there were some problems in this concert, it was finally perfectly solved. The atmosphere was not interrupted. On the contrary, the audience were particularly satisfied and the concert was perfect.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu invited the guests to eat hot pot and then went to KTV.


    Fang Bo left first. Finally, only Justin, Xiao Zhen, Yang Mi, Liu Xiaohua, Zhang Xiaomeng and other key members of the team went to KTV. Liu Xiaohua wanted to be a wheat bully and was forcibly stopped by Li Tiezhu. Everyone was friends and there was no need to hurt them.


    Singing songs and drinking wine, the atmosphere was very good. Li Tiezhu was also very relaxed until sister Mi came to his ear and said:


    "Did she really measure it with a ruler?"

 Chapter 300

    Your sister! It''s none of your business whether you measure it or not?


    No, why did she even tell you this? It''s not right. It seems that they do share information. Lengba knows a lot of ugly things about her. It seems that the things between herself and lengba are also


    It''s a shame!


    What is the true face of insiders? This is it.


    Before, lengba told Li Tiezhu that the circle was very chaotic and women were more attractive than men. Li Tiezhu didn''t believe it. She thought she was a pervert, so she slandered others. Now, Li Tiezhu believes in it and understands it when he sees and listens to it. It is said that his future classmate surnamed Wu was given by an old aunt


    Therefore, sister Mi''s tough words and deeds are common in the circle, and Li Tiezhu can''t bear it.


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Yang Mi looked down and smiled: "Wow!"


    Li Tiezhu: "sister, don''t do this, okay?"


    Yang Mi''s eyes showed flattery: "what else?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    No wonder an artist surnamed Wei can''t control it. If I hadn''t separated Li Tiezhu from low taste (with vent objects), maybe


    Yang Mi approached a little, showed a puzzled expression, and stared at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu turned her head away. Then, the woman suddenly rubbed Li Tiezhu''s arm, and Li Tiezhu was scared away.


    Then Yang Mimi burst out laughing, "are your pants getting tighter?"


    Li Tiezhu is even more ashamed. I can''t control myself. Although I''m very exclusive in my heart, my body is too honest. I''ve been holding it for too long. Has it been five or six days?


    Yang Mi is very proud. Fight with me? Sample, look at your sister and rub you again.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yang Mi helplessly.


    Yang Mi looked innocent and pasted it: "what''s the matter? The concert was so successful, why don''t you look happy?"


    Li Tiezhu moved his arm again, dodged and said, "no, I''m very happy. I want to vomit bubbles."


    Yang Mi suddenly burst into laughter. I don''t know what magical picture she thought of. She laughed violently.


    Li Tiezhu had to get up and sing to avoid Yang Mi''s personal attack.


    Yang Mi is not interested in Li Tiezhu. She just thinks it''s fun to bully him. Unlike lengba, she likes to be bullied by Li Tiezhu.


    After singing, Li Tiezhu went to another sofa and sat down, pretending to play with his mobile phone.


    Unexpectedly, Yang Mi chased over again: "eh? Tiezhu, you have a mobile phone? To tell you the truth, I also have one. Is that a coincidence?"


    Li Tiezhu felt full of malice: "sister, please let me go."


    Yang Mi said frankly, "I don''t! I just like to chat with you. My sister has good chat skills. I promise to talk to you straight."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face.


    Yang Mi glanced down: "look! Am I right? Can I chat?"


    Click!


    Li Tiezhu''s buttocks shrank back, and his eyes almost jumped out: "what are you shooting?"


    Yang Mi: "send it to the cat. I''m greedy for her."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Yang Mi: "Wow! Second back, she scolded me."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    He adjusted his posture and squatted on the ground with his back against the edge of the sofa, so he couldn''t get a picture, could he?


    Yang Mi leaned out and reached for the fruit tray on the tea table, pretending to be very laborious.


    Li Tiezhu quickly closes his eyes and shows what show? The pressure on my face was, er... It really came up and scared Li Tiezhu to escape.


    Yang Mi continued to pretend to be innocent and ate the fruit plate: "do you eat?"


    Li Tiezhu was angry. Looking at the news sent by lengba on his mobile phone, the cat asked him to protect himself. Li Tiezhu said, "don''t eat."


    At this time, the luxury private room has been spontaneously divided into three groups of people.


    Zhang Xiaomeng leads the team members to sing. Xiao Zhen and Justin are listening to Liu Xiaohua brag. Yang Mi and Li Tiezhu discuss advanced knowledge together.


    People are group conscious. Xiao Zhen, Justin and Liu Xiaohua can''t mix with Yang Mi and Li Tiezhu, because subconsciously they know that they are far from them, and Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi are top class. Of course, sister Mi still presses Li Tiezhu, so Li Tiezhu looks a little cautious.


    Yang Mi ate the apple and said, "lengba''s back injury is well. She went to have an examination last week."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know. She told me."


    Yang Mi: "is it tight?"


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "who?"


    Yang Mi laughed: "Hey, hey... I asked you if the concert schedule is tight. What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "tut..."


    Yang Mi''s eyes lit up and she was always envious of lengba. She was lucky to pick up such a fun child: "is it long?"


    Li Tiezhu: "forty two days and twelve cities, not long, quite in a hurry."


    Yang Mi licked a mouthful of grapes: "how many days do you have?"


    Li Tiezhu: "there''s a concert at 3:5. Won''t you count it yourself?"


    Yang Mi: "how about pine and bamboo? Is it white?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "she is a little white. She can''t sing at all, but her voice is OK."


    Yang Mi: "am I white?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you have a lot of singing skills. It''s obviously the old Jianghu. It''s much richer than me, but it''s a little worse."


    Yang Mi: "you really understand me."


    "Thank you!"


    "So... Rough?"


    "Your voice is not too thick, just not enough to catch people."


    "Oh, is it too loose?"


    "No... it''s casual and not concise enough."


    "Yo! The words are very artistic! It''s worthy of being a person who can write so many good lyrics."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "I''m flattered."


    Master moves show their magic powers. Sister Mi uses all kinds of tiger and wolf words. Li Tiezhu forces her to be pure, just not to let you succeed.


    Yang Mi was unconvinced and said, "did you still like the toys I gave her last time?"


    Li Tiezhu finally choked: "cough..."


    Yang Mi''s innocent face: "what''s the matter? Do you want to drink?"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Yang Mi: "whose would you like to drink?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at sister MI in despair, patted her chest silently, and forcibly pointed to her cough: "almost? It''s getting late. Let''s go home."


    Yang Mi: "are you inviting me?"


    "No, no, no... I mean go home."


    "Ah? Won''t you invite me to your house?"


    "No, have an early rest."


    "Hahaha... That''s interesting."


    "Er..."


    On the other side, Xiao Zhen looked at Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi with envy. They didn''t speak loudly, but they had rich expressions and frequent interaction, like endless words. My brother is great! Just a year after her debut, she was able to talk with the eldest sister in the circle. Moreover, he squatted on the ground at will. Sister Mi didn''t mind and even smiled sweetly. As expected, it''s not what I and other slag can do.


    Li Tiezhu''s expression is a little sad. It must be that the pressure of the concert is too great. There was another accident today. Sister MI has been smiling and patiently comforting Tiezhu. His popularity is really good enough. Sister Mi also fed him fruit. Although Tiezhu didn''t eat, it also reflects their deep friendship.


    My brother Zhu is really extraordinary!


    Xiao town, which is gradually becoming Dihua, hasn''t met his good brother Li Tiezhu for a long time. He finds that the gap between himself and him is getting bigger and bigger, to the extent that he needs to look up to.


    It made him... Excited, brother, great! I have to work hard!


    Liu Xiaohua was blowing about sprinkling chili noodles on her aunt''s towel of a hostile female classmate. She found that an audience had been distracted. She couldn''t help but say angrily, "brother Xiaozhen, what do you think they are doing? Lao Jia, tell me about him."


    Xiao Zhen: "ah? I just envy your brother. He is talented, talented and popular."


    Justin said, "who doesn''t envy him? As soon as he was on the program, he met lengba, supported him from beginning to end, and even openly angered yehenara. Later, Fang Bo, Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Xu Shanzheng, Deng Chao, Luhani and Chen Chichi all praised him, either taking him to variety shows or movies, and he can joke about these big guys casually. It''s terrible to think about it."


    Xiao Zhen patted Justin on the shoulder: "my brother is a genius. We ordinary people can''t compare. You are very good. As an agent with him, he has written so many songs for you..."


    Justin nodded: "that''s true. If it weren''t for brother Zhu''s help, I would have been eliminated..."


    Liu Xiaohua said, "what do you look at? My brother is threatened by Yang smelly feet. You see his expression is too unnatural, and Yang Mi smiles extraordinarily treacherously!"


    Justin: no way! Look how harmonious they are


    Xiao Zhen: "don''t talk nonsense, child. Sister MI is so gentle! You see, she patted your brother on the head to comfort him."


    Over there, Yang Mi patted Li Tiezhu on the head:


    "I heard lengba say that you like that toy very much. Why are you embarrassed to admit it in front of me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "sister, stop talking."


    Yang Mi: "that remote control plane is very difficult to buy. Don''t you thank me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? That big Xinjiang?"


    "Otherwise, what toys do you think I''m talking about? Have you played with any other toys?"


    "No, no, just fly a plane..."


    "Drive?"


    "She drives it all. I take the car."


    "Does she drive fast?"


    "Very stable."


    "Old driver?"


    "Let''s talk about it. Civilized you, me, him, sister, I advise you to be kind."


    "What are you blushing for? We can''t tell you what you look like?"


    "Shit!"


    Yang Mi directly made Li Tiezhu swear and laughed again. The goods are absolutely straight now because he is still squatting.


    Li Tiezhu wondered. After the enemy skill becomes a mind damage skill, it should be stronger and stronger. How can it become weaker? This is unscientific! Why hasn''t sister Mi been hurt so far?


    Yang Mi leaned down again and asked, "so, what''s the matter with itching?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it anymore. He suddenly stood up. Regardless of Yang Mi''s stunned expression, he raised his pants and said, "the song itch is for you! You''re welcome. That''s all for tonight. I''ll go."


    After that, Li Tiezhu directly grabbed Zhang Xiaomeng''s microphone and thanked everyone present. Then, on the grounds that he had to fly to the next city tomorrow, he proposed to leave early. Naturally, it was hard for everyone to say anything.


    In fact, it''s still early. It''s less than twelve o''clock and it''s only been singing for more than an hour.


    After Li Tiezhu said goodbye to others, he left with Liu Xiaohua, and everyone dispersed. Sister MI was a little more than she wanted.


    She thought it was over. Unexpectedly, after she went to lengba''s apartment, she found that she was the one who was really punished. After all, the two people were a little too noisy. They cried so hard that Yang Mi listened with interest.


    (there is another chapter in an hour)

 Chapter 301

    After Li Tiezhu fled, a group of people who lost their "main celebration object" naturally dispersed.


    Yang Mi got into the driver''s car and left. She was supposed to go back to her home. Who knows, lengba has been scolding her shameless on wechat. In her anger, she asked the driver to drive to lengba''s apartment. Lengba just returned to the East China Sea from Hengdian this afternoon. Of course, Yang Mi, as the boss, knows, so she is going to share with her the joy of teasing Li Tiezhu.


    Bell bell.


    Yang Mi was already a little drunk. She was too high when teasing Li Tiezhu. She accidentally drank more.


    "Sister MI, why are you here?"


    "Little hoof, dare you scold me?"


    Yang Mi rushed in and brought her to the door. She grabbed a Tathagata palm and screamed.


    Lengba was not surprised. The backhand was a move. The monkey stole the peach and fought back violently.


    It''s all routine. When the two women are together, they often fight with each other, making each other red in the face and panting. Good sisters want to sneak attacks on each other.


    After a while, Yang Mi surrendered. After all, lengba''s height and long legs took advantage.


    "Why do you bully my iron pillar?"


    "It''s funny that there won''t be less meat. Why are you so nervous? Is he yours? He''s someone else''s pine and bamboo. You''re a pet!"


    "I''d love to!"


    "Shameless! Bah!"


    "What do you care about me? Besides, in my biological chain, I''m one level higher than erha, and she listens to me!"


    "Oh? Are you still proud? Then why is it the main palace?"


    "Isn''t she more suitable?"


    "You are so happy to share, why are you so stingy to me? Don''t I provoke him verbally?"


    "You are bullying him."


    "He''s straight. Can you ask me to bully him?"


    "You... You go to your little Wei."


    "Yes."


    "Ah?"


    "It''s not very hard, but it''s still in contact. There may be hope. Let it be."


    "You can''t touch my man."


    "I just smell and don''t eat. What''s your hurry? What''s your hurry? Greedy kitten!"


    Sister MI has a good relationship with lengba. Therefore, she often sleeps here, so that her T-shaped clothes are carried out by Li Tiezhu. She has heard about it for a long time. Therefore, she always feels very friendly when facing Li Tiezhu.


    Can you not be kind?


    Can you be so unkind?


    "Can you three?"


    "Bah!"


    "Oh... Awesome, you can play better than me!"


    "No."


    "Song Zhuer is also a fool, tut tut......"


    "You''re disgusting."


    "You''re disgusting. If you can do it, you won''t let people say it? You''re all good sisters. Share it?"


    "Have you drunk too much?"


    "Burp!"


    "Go take a bath. It stinks."


    Lengba''s apartment was no different from her own home for Yang Mi. She amused lengba for a while and staggered to take a bath. When I was washing, I suddenly felt something wrong. I wrapped my bath towel and came out to have a look. Eh


    I saw that Li Tiezhu didn''t know when he came. He was kneeling and rubbing lengba on the ground. Lengba was blocked. Even if he saw Yang Mi''s thief eyes, he couldn''t speak and struggled desperately, but Li Tiezhu pressed her head and couldn''t open at all.


    Yang Mi shook her head and silently turned to the guest bedroom. It''s impossible to hold a candle and talk at night tonight, isn''t it?


    However, he confirmed one thing, that is, lengba did not fake the data. Indeed, this size may not be bad


    Hurry up and go to bed early. Girls can''t stay up late, otherwise their skin will be black.


    Yang Mi thought delicately, and then heard a strange sound from the living room, which was made by lengba... Crying.


    That''s terrible.


    No, you can talk now. Can''t you remind him?


    The girl cried for 20 minutes. Yang Mimi was stupid. Isn''t it too bad? Iron? Leng Bacheng doesn''t deceive me!


    It''s impossible to sleep.


    I can only endure it. After 30 minutes, it is finally quiet.


    Yang Mi feels that she shouldn''t come to lengba to show off tonight. She''s just insulting herself to get through the robbery. Who can stand NIMA? It''s flooded!


    Just when she was forced to calm down and ready to go to bed, the voice of reciting the 99 multiplication table came from the next bedroom. Yes, it was still lengba''s voice.


    "Five eight forty, five nine forty-seven, sobbing... Ah! Five nine forty-five, sorry, six nine fifty-four..."


    Yang Mi suddenly split open, good guy, I directly good guy!


    That guy Li Tiezhu looks silly. I didn''t expect he could play very well! Yang Mi didn''t feel what lengba said before, but she finally saw it today.


    Yang Mi tossed and turned. It was impossible to sleep, and she began to get hot and dry.


    That woman must have done it on purpose!


    Show off!


    "8972... 999... 81 oh..."


    Yang Mi gnashed her teeth and sat up from bed. It''s too unfriendly.


    But it''s finally over... Isn''t it?


    "On the vast sea... The wind gathers dark clouds. Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu


    Me, NIMA?


    Kilgor''s petrel???


    Can she carry this thing? Read it on your cell phone? Two perverts!


    Why don''t you let people sleep?


    It''s impossible to sleep. I can''t sleep at all.


    Yang Mi''s eyes are empty. It''s a death robbery. I can''t bear it. Where''s the tissue? Pull up seven or eight pieces and bury them in the quilt.


    I, Yang, don''t ask for anything!


    Half an hour later, sister MI was finally sleepy, and the sound of learning in the next room also stopped. Then, there was a sound of closing the door.


    Lengba sent a message: "he''s gone. Do you want to come and sleep?"


    Yang Mi: did you do it on purpose? Disgusting


    Lengba: "how are you?"


    Yang Mi: "get out!"


    Dada dada


    Creak!


    Lengba walked into the second bedroom and squeezed directly into the bed: "Xiaohua is alone in that apartment. He must go back."


    Yang Mimi was silly: "go away!"


    Received 10000 points of damage. Is this NIMA too good at making it? Two rounds are more than an hour.


    Lengba looked at the paper ball on the ground and laughed: "hahaha..."


    Yang Mi rode on lengba with her backhand and scratched: "let you hate me, let you hate me!"


    Lengba fought back and said, "you forgot when you and who came to my house two years ago? You did this first. At first, I wanted to remind him that he was too rude and didn''t give me a chance. Anyway, you saw it, so I won''t tell him..."


    Yang Mi: "don''t talk to me. Did you rinse your mouth?"


    Lengba: "No."


    "Get out!"


    "Don''t roll."


    "Go and brush your teeth. I smell it..."


    "Squid?"


    "Oh..."


    "One by one, one by two, two by two..."


    If Li Tiezhu knew what happened in the house, he would be amazed. Once, he always thought that only men were beautiful, such as Qin Tao.


    This night, Yang Mi didn''t sleep until three o''clock, and the whole person was about to collapse. Lengba said it in too much detail, such as what goes to the stomach, large quantity and full tube, so that sister MI was more and more excited


    Zhenima is as miserable as Dujie.


    You can''t live by doing evil.


    When Yang Mi was finally about to fall asleep, lengba youyou said, "people can''t judge by appearance, iron pillars are not delicious!"


    Yang Mi suddenly woke up again. This NIMA... Her heart has been hurt by 10000 points. People are more angry than others! No wonder you are unhappy! Can toothpicks be happy?


    At least, Li Tiezhu''s passive skills are still very effective, but he doesn''t necessarily know it works.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu flew to the next city with the team very early. Liu Xiaohua stayed here to participate in the 100-20 competition in the East China Sea competition area tomorrow night. Justin volunteered to be her coach.


    On this day, the video of Li Tiezhu''s concert accident, which was turned into a dog by Yang Mimi, boarded the hot search, which made his concert pay more attention.


    Another day, Liu Xiaohua was eliminated in the East China Sea division of super good voice, which is also expected.


    However, Liu Xiaohua, who was eliminated, did not go home, but stayed in the East China Sea to receive the acting guidance of several teachers. Of course, the teacher was paid by Li Tiezhu in order to let her supplement some knowledge and not make a fool of herself during the Xingye audition.


    However, this is actually useless, because Xingye never plays cards according to routine.


    A few days later, Zhang Xiaomeng, who took time out of her busy schedule, personally took Liu Xiaohua to Xingye company for an audition.


    On the way here, Zhang Xiaomeng gave Liu Xiaohua a lot of popular science about the greatness of Xingye. The reason is very simple. Both the brother and sister are Biaozi. They must be reminded to pay attention to their words and not offend the boss. Now Li Tiezhu is better, but Liu Xiaohua Biao wins over Biao out of Biao. He can''t do it without careful instructions. After all, although he is still a net celebrity, Liu Xiaohua is already an artist under him.


    Liu Xiaohua rubbed her face all the way. Her round face changed all kinds of shapes because she was nervous.


    Liu Xiaohua is not afraid of Xingye. Isn''t she an old man who makes movies? She was nervous because of her mother''s threat. Last night, after running away from home for more than ten days, her mother finally called her for the first time, threatening that if she made a fool of herself in front of his idol, she would hang at the door of the community and play three times a day.


    Liu Xiaohua knows that her mother is a good comrade who keeps her word, so she will naturally be nervous.


    Zhang Xiaomeng and Liu Xiaohua found Zhou Xingxing on the 28th floor of the building. The latter was also friendly, asked them to sit down and asked the assistant to help pour boiled water.


    Zhou Xingxing''s audition is very special: "Liu Xiaohua, isn''t it? Your brother is Li Tiezhu? Why don''t you have the same surname?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said: "they are combinators..."


    Zhou Xingxing waved his hand: "you let her say, I audition, I audition not by acting, by talking."


    Zhang Xiaomeng had to shut up.


    Liu Xiaohua said, "do you have coffee?"


    Zhou Xingxing was stunned: "what coffee?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "it''s from Cuba or Brazil. In my movies, guests are invited to drink coffee. Why are you so stingy and buy me boiled water?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng was nervous and didn''t dare to speak. She could only stare at Liu Xiaohua secretly.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "I only have instant coffee here. I''m usually more economical."


    Liu Xiaohua: "stingy, isn''t it? So does my brother."


    Zhou Xingxing: "aha, it''s saving."


    Liu Xiaohua: "the poor are called thrifty, and the rich are called stingy. If you don''t dye your hair white, it''s stingy enough."


    Zhou Xingxing: "assistant! Go and buy a Starbucks for this little sister."


    The assistant came in and was stunned. Is the boss crazy today? So extravagant? What can Liu Xiaohua do?

 Chapter 302

    Zhou Xingxing looked a little embarrassed and looked at Zhang Xiaomeng: "Zhang Sheng..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng quickly waved his hand: "I don''t drink coffee. Boiled water is good..."


    Then he took Liu Xiaohua''s glass of water to himself. You can''t be too Liu Xiaohua. The whole world knows that Xingye is picky. You have to drink coffee. Isn''t that a criminal?


    Zhou Xingxing nodded and silently took out the precious Pu''er under the tea table to make tea for himself.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "


    Zhou Xingxing said, "Zhang Sheng? Do you also like tea?"


    Pu''er is unusual. Zhang Xiaomeng rubbed his hands.


    Liu Xiaohua: "he doesn''t like tea. Do you like it? Uncle Hu?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "ah... I don''t like it."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "that''s good, that''s good, just don''t neglect it? I came to Xiaohua today to talk to you."


    Liu Xiaohua tilted her head: "how much is it?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "Shh! Don''t mention money as soon as you meet, so..."


    "It''s very direct!" Zhou Xingxing smiled with satisfaction. "How much do you think is appropriate?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "a dollar will do. Anyway, the money won''t fall into my pocket in the end."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "one piece is still too few. On the side of the brokerage company, you have to think about it."


    Zhou Xingxing said: "let''s say, I''m not a director, I''m a producer, so I can save it. The reason why I choose medium and small flowers is that I saw your video on the Internet. I think you have a sense of comedy, and the most important thing is cheap."


    Liu Xiaohua nodded: "money doesn''t matter. After I make your sand sculpture film, it''s expensive. I understand."


    "Shangdao, hahaha..." Xingye smiled awkwardly, "but my film style, his scientific name is Wulitou..."


    Liu Xiaohua wants to say: what nonsense?


    However, she changed a euphemism: "it''s Wulitou sand sculpture film, I understand."


    The star Lord rubbed his hands and his eyes drifted. You know NIMA''s head!


    Zhou Xingxing said, "ten thousand yuan."


    Liu Xiaohua: "fifteen thousand."


    Zhou Xingxing: "eight thousand."


    Liu Xiaohua immediately got up and stretched out her hand: "ten thousand is ten thousand, happy cooperation!"


    Zhou Xingxing shook hands with her very cooperatively. It was really me. I picked this kind of neuropathic wizard at a glance. Zhou Xingxing never wanted a serious actor. I made sand... No, Wulitou film.


    After shaking hands, Zhou Xingxing sat down, picked up his tea cup and drank tea. He didn''t know what to say. He was an introvert.


    Zhang Xiaomeng hurriedly asked, "where shall we audition?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "I just tried. What else? I don''t want her to show me. Just talk to her and I''ll know if she''s suitable."


    Zhang Xiaomeng can only nod. Is there such an audition? Anyway, just after.


    At this time, the assistant came in with Starbucks and handed it to Liu Xiaohua.


    "Thank you."


    Liu Xiaohua sat next to Zhou Xingxing with Starbucks and raised her mobile phone to take a selfie: "thank you for inviting me to coffee..."


    Zhou Xingxing pulled out a smiling face and cooperated for a few seconds: "are you finished?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "I''m recording a video. It''s almost noon. Won''t you invite me to dinner or something?"


    Zhou Xingxing pointed to his mobile phone: "what''s this for?"


    Tiktok: what a midsummer meal, Liu Xiaohua: "I''m shaking millions of dollars. What are we having for lunch?"


    Zhou Xingxing was slightly embarrassed: "look at your taste, ha ha..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "let you spend money!"


    After the video recording, Liu Xiaohua began to beat up on her mobile phone.


    Zhou Xingxing looks at Liu Xiaohua and Zhang Xiaomeng. It''s a little embarrassing. Do you really want to invite them to dinner? That''s impossible. How can I treat you to dinner? No such hobby.


    Zhang Xiaomeng was sensible and said, "do you have anything else to tell me? If not..."


    Zhou Xingxing breathed a sigh of relief: "ah! No, No. I still have some work to do here, so..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "then Xiaohua and I won''t bother you. You''ll let me know when to sign the contract."


    Zhou Xingxing stood up to see off the guests: "good, good..."


    Liu Xiaohua released the video and stood up. She was absorbed in her mobile phone. She didn''t hear what they said at all. She just thought she was going to have dinner, so she politely helped Xingye out and asked him naively:


    "Xingye, can you eat spicy food?"


    "I still have some work..."


    "People are iron and rice is steel. If you don''t eat a meal, you''re hungry. Eat first and then work. You should pay attention to your health."


    "No, I..."


    "Is hot pot OK? It''s easier at noon."


    "Shall I buy you another afternoon tea after dinner?"


    "That would be too expensive!"


    "I mean..."


    "Xingye, you are so kind to me! I am so moved. I have no father since I was a child, and my mother beats me every day..."


    Zhou Xingxing sighed: "shall I get my mobile phone?"


    Liu Xiaohua let go: "Oh, good."


    Zhou Xingxing went back to the tea table, took out his wallet from his pocket and put it on the tea table. Then he picked up the mobile phone on the tea table and walked back: "let''s go and have dinner."


    Zhang Xiaomeng was extremely embarrassed and wanted to be invisible directly.


    Liu Xiaohua quickly took the wallet from the tea table and handed it to Zhou Xingxing: "don''t throw away such an important thing as the wallet."


    Zhou Xingxing: "Aha! I thank you... One word, absolutely!"


    It''s impossible to pay. I don''t have much cash in my wallet and I don''t like to swipe my bank card.


    Zhou Xingxing stands firm.


    Two hours later


    Drop.


    Yuan.


    My heart is dripping blood. Xingye looks blankly at the payment interface in wechat. It''s too cruel. Why do you bind wechat payment for me? I don''t want to learn? High technology hurts!


    Liu Xiaohua patted Xingye on the shoulder: "is it convenient? Boo ~"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled politely: "it''s too spicy."


    Liu Xiaohua said, "well, when my brother comes to the East China Sea, I''ll ask him to invite you to eat mandarin duck pot. It''s a thank you for inviting me to have hot pot and afternoon tea."


    Zhou Xingxing: "besides, I have to go back to work."


    Liu Xiaohua held him and walked away: "let''s go and play in your company for a while. Anyway, I have nothing to do today. I haven''t had afternoon tea yet. What is afternoon tea?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "afternoon tea is... Afternoon tea..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "I think there are desserts on the Internet. They are very expensive. I won''t order them either."


    Zhou Xingxing: "in fact, I can''t order. I don''t drink afternoon tea."


    Liu Xiaohua: "I''m so moved that I made an exception for a newcomer like me. Tut! I won''t say anything. I''m desperate to play a movie for you... Besides this, I have no other specialty. I just can resist beating."


    Zhou Xingxing looks to Zhang Xiaomeng for help. Take this thing away quickly?


    Zhang Xiaomeng secretly covered her face and learned a lot. Their style of Lao Li''s family is really wild. They rub each other. However, he avoided Zhou Xingxing''s eyes. He has experience in this matter. If Liu Xiaohua hurts his old man more, he will get more preference from his old man. Man is such a magical animal.


    Xingye stopped: "I suddenly remembered that the company''s affairs are not too urgent. I have some private affairs to do. Buy some daily necessities..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "let the assistant do this."


    "I like to do it myself."


    "Our model!"


    "Flattery, flattery."


    "Uncle Hu, are you all right this afternoon?"


    "Huh?"


    Zhou Xingxing tried his best. You threw yourself into the street and wanted to rub afternoon tea? There are no doors. I tell you, I never invite people to two meals!


    Two more hours later.


    On the ferris wheel, Zhou Xingxing, wearing a hat and sunglasses, magically drank something called a milkshake. When Liu Xiaohua saw it, he nodded slightly guilty: "it tastes a little strange."


    Yes, Zhang Xiaomeng helped him buy the daily necessities he didn''t need to buy. He and Liu Xiaohua were sitting on the ferris wheel. He didn''t know how he was cheated, just like his mother''s amnesia. I just asked her to talk and lower the price. Why did I invite her to hot pot? The most outrageous thing is that I''m visiting an amusement park?


    So... Will Liu Xiaohua drop her head?


    What have I been through?


    "Look at Liu Huade, is it almost as big as yours? How well is it maintained? Do you apply the mask?"


    "Not enough..."


    "You have to apply it. Forget it. Give me your mobile phone and I''ll buy it for you online."


    "No!"


    "What''s the password?"


    "I said no, floret."


    "It''s your birthday, tut tut... No creativity."


    "Er..."


    There must be something wrong!


    Zhou Xingxing looked blankly at the man next door patting him with his mobile phone, and then put on his mask. Before, he was so disguised by Liu Xiaohua that he was not found by others. Until he got on the ferris wheel and drank a milkshake, he had to take off his mask, and then he was recognized.


    In just two or three hours, Liu Xiaohua got Zhou Xingxing wechat payment, registered a treasure and gave him a beauty camera.


    Of course, Zhou Xingxing refused every time, but he was magically persuaded by Liu Xiaohua in the end.


    Buy a mask, mobile phone back to Zhou Xing, Liu Xiaohua said: "milk shake is not good to drink?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "it''s delicious."


    "Then why are you wearing a mask?"


    "They recognized me."


    "I''ve recognized it. What''s the use of wearing it again? They''ll block you when they get off the ferris wheel."


    "Oh, too."


    "It seems that you can''t play other projects. It''s all because you''re too famous."


    "Then let''s go after we go down."


    "That''s all I can do. Please disguise better and invite me later."


    "OK. Isn''t that right?"


    "Isn''t that right?"


    "Right?"


    "Yes!"


    Liu Xiaohua has a sincere face.


    Zhou Xingxing suddenly laughed. This feeling is really magical! Just a rude little fool who foolishly asked for this and that. Old man Zhou, who has a strange temper, is ashamed to refuse directly? If it were someone else, would he just get hairy?


    Liu Xiaohua crossed her legs and drank the milkshake: "Hey! That''s right. Laugh more and smile for ten years. Look at your previous appearance, it''s called a funeral!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "it''s not without reason that you were beaten up from childhood."


    Liu Xiaohua nodded: "right? I''m so cute. My mother beat me. She has a problem!"


    Zhou Xingxing showed a strange smile: "Pooh ha... You are so cute. Do I want you to be my daughter?! funny!"


    Liu Xiaohua said seriously, "no!"


    (once again: when you watch a comedy, it''s not a documentary...)

 Chapter 303

    When Zhou Xingxing finished that sentence, he was afraid and his back was cold.


    Why should I say that? Is my life not bad enough? Why kill yourself? Today''s experience reminds him of a movie he played. It''s called a loser... In short, this little fool is poisonous. It''s terrible to stay away from her in the future.


    Fortunately, Liu Xiaohua didn''t promise this time, otherwise it would be miserable.


    But why didn''t she agree?


    Liu Xiaohua said, "I''m not as shameless as my brother. I''m escorted by aunts, teachers and masters. I Liu Xiaohua wanders the Jianghu by my own skills! Lao Zhou, if you take me as your daughter, how can I get along with the crew in the future? Nepotism will only make others look down on me. Don''t I want face?"


    I don''t know why, Liu Xiaohua has changed the name of Zhou Xingye from Xingye to Lao Zhou. Lao Zhou is not uncomfortable at all. He is strangely harmonious.


    Zhou Xingxing thumbed up: "I admire you! You are the legendary self-reliance and never rub rice, nvxia Liu?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "of course! The meal still needs to be rubbed. Isn''t the meal I rubbed with my ability fragrant?"


    Zhou Xingxing was speechless.


    Although today''s experience is a little tragic, it has proved at least one thing that Liu Xiaohua''s comedy will definitely explode. After all, the essence of comedy is offence. She not only speaks and does things very offensive, but also looks quite offensive, and her temperament is unparalleled offence.


    It''s a little harvest! For the movie!


    After getting off the ferris wheel, Zhou Xingxing greeted his fans with hundreds of inquiries and hurried away with Liu Xiaohua. Seeing that Liu Xiaohua was walking slowly, he also helped her carry the pocket containing cakes and plush dolls.


    Then, tiktok went crazy.


    Many people took Zhou Xingxing to Liu Xiaohua''s video from the ferris wheel and left the video. He sent the video of Zhou Xingxing to dinner before Liu Xiaohua himself, and tiktok.


    Liu Xiaohua boarded the hot search again, and was the first in the hot search.


    Netizens can''t help but send out soul torture:


    Liu Xiaohua... Why is she?


    Why can this sand carving female net red get the preference of the old father of the stingy king? Please have coffee, hot pot, afternoon tea and take her to the ferris wheel!


    Come on! evil creature! Return my grandpa, not... Return my cold, shy and stingy star!


    Finally, we come to a conclusion that Liu Xiaohua is as poisonous as her brother. Li Tiezhu forcibly worships Cheng Dalong, and Liu Xiaohua likes to mention his father Zhou Xingxing.


    Other stars also came to rub a wave of heat and worship Liu Xiaohua. It takes extremely superb skills to rub Zhou Xingxing''s meal.


    Another person found out that Zhou Xingxing invited someone to dinner and deliberately didn''t bring his wallet.


    Liu Xiaohua also replied: "today he said there was not enough cash, so I got him wechat payment. In the future, we can let him pay by mobile phone."


    Sand carving netizens immediately praised Liu Xiaohua.


    One word, absolutely!


    This matter is very big. Even Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer are shocked. They call Liu Xiaohua to verify. Is it you who kidnapped Zhou Xingxing?


    Late at night, Liu Xiaohua sat on the plastic stool of the roadside barbecue stand, rolled a string, clinked a glass with Justin and drank a cup of soy milk.


    Justin ate gingerly and couldn''t let go.


    Liu Xiaohua has a strong combat effectiveness. She specializes in eating meat kebabs and is never vegetarian.


    Zhou Xingxing gnawed at a bunch of sheep kidneys and looked very confused. How could I eat roasted skewers at a roadside stall? I should be changing the script tonight! I also want to have a video with Xu laoguai to talk about the special effects of the new film.


    It''s almost twelve o''clock. This stall is very remote, so there is no one except the boss and the guests at the other table to take a photo with Zhou Xingxing.


    Liu Xiaohua picked up soy milk: "Lao Zhou, thank you for my sister-in-law. I''ll do it. You''re free."


    Zhou Xingxing also picked up the soy milk cup: "ah... You''re welcome. She''s quite suitable for that role."


    Justin looked at Lao Liu with terrified eyes. He only felt that she was full of charm and exuded charming brilliance! Otherwise, how can you get so familiar with such a super big guy in one day? The king of comedy with you?


    When Zhou Xingxing saw that Liu Xiaohua was crazy and his mouth began to flow oil, he frowned and handed over a paper towel: "eat less. What''s your face like?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "eating more junk food helps to improve human immunity. You eat it too, Lao Zhou! You said please eat, don''t be shy. Lao Jia is also your fan. After all, I''m serious about inviting you to dinner, but I don''t have money."


    Justin: "I''ll pay. I''m Lao Liu''s wallet."


    Zhou Xingxing nodded. He was ready to pay and was afraid of the pit. Now I really don''t have to pay. I''m a lot happier. I think the sheep kidney in my hand is more fragrant. Well, it''s quite q-playing.


    He also comes from a poor family. In addition, he is usually stingy. He doesn''t have anything to adapt to eating roadside stalls. At most, he feels a little spicy.


    Zhou Xingxing looked at Liu Xiaohua and suddenly said, "how much does your brother pay for making movies?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "hundreds of thousands. That''s the price of" God of medicine "to be released on national day."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "only hundreds of thousands? If you help introduce, can you take 200000 down?"


    "Is he in the film, too?"


    "No! It''s the next one, the one I directed myself."


    Li Tiezhu was recommended to him by Xu laoguai. His assistant showed Zhou Xingxing Li Tiezhu''s variety collection and the performance of "heart in full bloom". What do you say? It''s funny. It''s an innate talent.


    Moreover, he also gave symbolic support to the rabbit, and went to see the animation. He laughed and cried many times, and recognized Li Tiezhu''s talent.


    Later, by chance, he saw the gags released in advance by the God of medicine. Li Tiezhu escaped by riding a pig. Zhou Xingxing appreciated his innocent and cute face.


    But he has never decided to invite Li Tiezhu, because he knows that Li Tiezhu is not only the most popular singer, but also the most powerful new variety artist. He also has Cheng Dalong as his master, and the box office of his own screenwriter and director of animated films is also 880 million.


    He''s just afraid it''ll be... Very expensive.


    Until I asked Liu Xiaohua, I was stunned. He finally couldn''t help it. Is it so cheap? It''s cheaper than pine and bamboo... I can''t stand it at all!


    This kind of talented singer who goes on the hot search every three or five times only gets hundreds of thousands of film pay?


    This price... I suspect you are provoking me, Zhou!


    Zhou Xingxing said that he must take it down. Whether the role is appropriate or not, he will attack the hot situation of his concert, which must have box office appeal. As a boss, he always pays attention to the dynamics of the mainland entertainment industry. Moreover, he also likes to use mainland actors, except the rigid ones like Gong Daniu.


    Liu Xiaohua patted the table: "Lao Zhou! 100000! How can you thank me if I make a deal for you?"


    Zhou Xingxing rubbed his hands. It''s great. I like your character that even your brother has a pit: "it''s a deal. I''ll take you to the film festival!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "deal!"


    Liu Xiaohua Snickers in her heart. Are you kidding? Li Tiezhu is Zhou Xingxing''s iron powder. Let him pour the money and he will come. There''s no difficulty in it!


    Zhou Xingxing smiled a little shy. Anyway, after making the film, he was going to take you to the film festival.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu felt very confused. He even suspected that Liu Xiaohua had also opened and hung up. How could he confuse Zhou Xingxing?


    However, Liu Xiaohua gave songzhu''er and he got the film appointment of Xingye. Songzhu''er''s role is very good. Li Tiezhu is uncertain, but it is true that Xingye will play a role in the next film.


    When Liu Xiaohua called to inform him, Li Tiezhu thought her skin itched and joked.


    Liu Xiaohua also said, "don''t worry, Zhugou. I''ll cover my sister-in-law when I get to the crew."


    Songzhuer needs your mask? Gone?


    Then, Zhang Xiaomeng called to confirm the matter. It is said that he is ready to negotiate a contract with xingmang company. It doesn''t matter if the film pay is low. Anyway, the company doesn''t need Li Tiezhu to make much money now. It''s a big thing to consolidate and improve his coffee position and enter film and television songs at the same time.


    At least one thing is certain. Liu Xiaohua successfully mixed into the performing arts circle. He didn''t rely on Li Tiezhu. He directly jumped over his level and played a big boss.


    It''s killing dragons to make Zhou Xingxing pay and pay again.


    Xingye Li Tiezhu has also seen it. When he was doing those things about the rabbit that year, he saw those big guys who came to support him. Xingye is the worst to communicate, because he basically doesn''t talk much and doesn''t smile much.


    In the following days, Li Tiezhu continued to be busy with the concert. Liu Xiaohua still stayed in the East China Sea to mend her acting skills and sign a contract. She will go to the crew soon. It is said that it will start in mid August.


    After learning that Liu Xiaohua has been spoiled by the star, Aunt Liu is the happiest. Unfortunately, Liu Xiaohua is not around, otherwise she will feel the happy iron fist and be happy.


    In early August, Li Tiezhu received the admission notice from Nortel, and the matter was finally finalized.


    ¡­¡­


    On August 21, the last performance of Li Tiezhu''s solo concert was held in a slightly smaller stadium in Shudu station. Because the cultural relics excavated in Shudu stadium were closed, they had to retreat to the second place.


    There are only 30000 seats at this stop, so on the eve of the concert, the ticket price is very high, because there will be more star guests to support at the last stop.


    Liu Xiaohua sold the last ticket at a high price, and then bought himself a PS4 to play with the crew.


    After all, she was never afraid of beating.


    Aunt Liu was pregnant and it was inconvenient for her to come. Li Fugui didn''t like listening to concerts. Li Tiezhu didn''t leave tickets for them, but only one for Zheng Yanzi.


    The guests in this issue are very luxurious: Han Hong, Chen Yisen, Liu Huade, lengba, Zhao Liya, Yue Yupeng and Qin Tao.


    The front three giants, the middle three stars and the back one Han PI.


    It''s normal for Chen Yisen to come to Li Tiezhu''s concert. His favorite is Li Tiezhu. Han Hong and Liu Huade came because Li Tiezhu and Penguin announced the income of the concert and donated it to Hong fund. The two leaders who are keen on public welfare came to help support the concert free of charge.


    Lengba will come because... The master seems to be unable to hold on for too long.


    Before the concert, everyone gathered in the backstage lounge. Han Hong said, "don''t go after the concert. I''ll invite you to eat hot pot! Celebrate the success of the twelve tour concerts. Tiezhu is a good boy!"

 Chapter 304

    Since his debut, Li Tiezhu has been promoted by all the leaders. I''m very grateful to think about it. But these leaders all said that it was a small effort, and Li Tiezhu couldn''t repay it. He had to find a way to do more public welfare undertakings.


    After entering the circle, Li Tiezhu found that there were so many cock singing and dog stealing, men stealing and women prostitutes in the circle, but there were also so many boundless love and blood magnanimous.


    Don''t mention the bad ones. There are many good ones, such as Liu Huade, Han Hong, Gu Lotte, Zhou Xingxing and so on.


    Donate bone marrow, big brother! Isn''t it better than donating money?


    How to put it?


    This circle you say it is dirty, it also has a holy side, you say it is elegant, it can be stuffed with two golf balls, and it is still pure.


    In the final analysis, this is an exaggerated version of the ordinary people''s world. The bad is worse, the good is better, there is good in the bad, and there is bad in the good. At least, Li Tiezhu is embarrassed to say that he is a good man now.


    After Liu Huade raised his hand in favor of Han Hong''s proposal to eat hot pot, others were embarrassed and refused.


    At seven o''clock sharp, the concert officially began.


    Han Hong, who has no variety show cells, first appeared. His chubby figure was recognized by the audience at a glance, and then the whole audience cheered.


    The big screen is playing the tiktok video, which is the idea of the hosting team.


    In the first scene, during the free clinic of the Hong foundation, a mother knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Han Hong to help save her daughter suffering from cancer. Han Hong burst into tears on the spot and said that she had to find a doctor to cure her at any cost.


    In the second scene, an orphan less than ten years old abandoned by his parents says thank you to Han Hong. Han Hongjing salutes.


    In the third scene, a boy who has been adopted by Han Hong for 15 years is singing "Mom, why don''t you answer?" on the stage. Han Hong turns around with his face covered and can''t bear to see the picture. She knows that the boy is calling her mother, but she knows she''s not.


    The prelude music sounded. It was "Tianlu". Han Hong had many songs, many beautiful songs, but she chose "Tianlu" because it was a song written for her by her children.


    Han Hong didn''t look back at the big screen, because she knew that crying had a great impact on singing, so she forced herself to calm down. The big screen also showed Han Hong doing public welfare, but she didn''t look and focused on singing.


    After singing, Han Hong took the microphone and said to everyone:


    "This song must be known to everyone. It was sung in the Spring Festival Gala. It was a song written by one of my children for me. It''s a very, very good song. Today, it''s the last of his first national tour concert. Of course, I want to support him. This is our children in Xichuan, right?"


    After 30 years, Xichuan people ushered in a new teacher Li. Although his main business is singing, it does not affect his status as a laughing star in the eyes of Xichuan people. Of course, we should support him.


    In the applause, Li Tiezhu stepped on the stage with vigorous steps.


    Originally, Li Tiezhu wanted Han Hong to finish the show. After all, Han Hong''s position in his mind was irreplaceable, but Han Hong insisted on warming up for him.


    "Thank you! Thank you, my parents and auntie Han Hong."


    After returning to his hometown, Li Tiezhu was suddenly a little shy.


    This is probably the so-called homesickness?


    Han Hong patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "Hey! What are you nervous about? Everyone likes you. Don''t be nervous. Even if you sing the wrong words, the audience can cheer you, can''t you?"


    Audience:


    "Right!"


    "Stand up!"


    "Brother Pao''s family will never pull a thin belt..."


    "A hammer!"


    Li Tiezhu bowed to the audience and to Han Hong. He picked up the microphone and said, "this concert is different. Everyone knows that I am a simple and naive person and never have stage fright. This time I am a little nervous, not only because I am afraid of performing badly in front of my hometown parents, but also because I am afraid of making Han Hong''s mother dissatisfied."


    Han Hong''s mother?


    This is the first time that Li Tiezhu has "rubbed the heat" in a year since his debut. If he wants to rub it, he should call it when he has a good voice.


    He did not have.


    But until now.


    The audience suddenly fell silent.


    Han Hong also seemed to find something wrong. He looked at Li Tiezhu and stepped back a little blankly.


    Li Tiezhu said to the audience: "today, here, I''d like to introduce my mother Han Hong. Anyone who wants to say that I rubbed her fame, I recognize it, really. I don''t care. Her father died early. Later, her mother remarried. Her grandmother sold popsicles to keep her alive, but in the end, Nainai died."


    There was silence under the stage.


    Han Hong took off his glasses, turned his back to the audience and shrugged his shoulders.


    Countless people in the world scolded her and slandered her, but she never flinched back and never shed tears. Only the sound of her mother caught her off guard.


    Li Tiezhu continued: "maybe grandma has a spirit in heaven, and a sentence suddenly came out of her mind: if no one loves me in this world, I choose to love others. Therefore, there is the Hong fund and... I, Li Tiezhu, and thousands of children who are funded and helped by her, can grow up healthily and start a family..."


    Han Hong still turned her back to the audience. She didn''t know that there was this plot in the concert. Li Tiezhu didn''t tell her, but she was not angry, only moved.


    The audience began to applaud, and many girls were in tears.


    Li Tiezhu said, "today, I''m not selling misery or feelings here. I''m just happy and happy to call her mother Han Hong!"


    Many of the audience broke into tears. They all knew Li Tiezhu''s miserable childhood and her mother''s early death.


    Han Hong finally turned around and hugged Li Tiezhu. At this time, she was in tears.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you are too short to hold you."


    Han Hong gave Li Tiezhu a kick: "get out!"


    "Why are you fat?"


    "I''ve always been fat. What''s the matter?"


    Then Han Hong hid and wiped his tears. Li Tiezhu continued: "This is the last of my 12 national tour concerts, and also a concert broadcast live across the country by Penguin video. I want to take this opportunity to express my gratitude to Han Hong''s mother, not just me. I think I can express my gratitude to her on behalf of thousands of families and children who have been helped by her. Without her, we would not be today."


    The audience applauded.


    Li Tiezhu said, "so I wrote a song for her. She doesn''t know. I want to sing it to her here. The song is written from her own point of view. In the lyrics, I am Han Hong''s mother."


    Han Hong looked back at Li Tiezhu and turned back.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the song is called dawn. This song is for Han Hong''s mother. She will sing it in the future. I''ll sing it this time."


    Another song!


    The audience was also moved. To tell the truth, she had heard a lot of smear and slander about Han Hong in recent years, but she never clarified it. She just silently did public welfare undertakings and worked diligently. She was always the first to feel the natural disaster wherever it happened, and personally sent materials and care.


    After that, Li Tiezhu looked back at Han Hong and said, "thank you!"


    Han Hong kicked Li Tiezhu.


    Then the prelude began to sound.


    Li Tiezhu was unprecedentedly serious. Holding the microphone in his hands, he took out Qingyue''s female voice skills and sang:


    It was autumn


    The wind is so lingering


    Reminds me of their helpless eyes


    Just where the beautiful scenery accompanies


    ... (Note: she wrote this song to others, but it is also suitable for Han Hong himself)


    I saw my parents go so far


    Leave me in this strange world


    I don''t know what risks there will be in the future


    I want to hold his hand tightly


    Mom told me I hope there will be more


    Mother smiled when she saw the sun coming out


    it''s dawn


    After one song, Han Hong was already sobbing.


    Suddenly, she had a thought that although her mother remarried, she might not love her, maybe


    Naturally, the audience cheered Han Hong with applause, but who can understand her childhood pain?


    After Li Tiezhu finished singing, he first thanked the audience, then squatted down and hugged Han Hong with tears, turned off the microphone and said in each other''s ear:


    "In this world, there are no mothers who don''t love their children..."


    "Thank you."


    Han Hong only replied two words, but patted Li Tiezhu on the back.


    Under the stage, the front row was full of guests of the concert.


    Lengba cried and became a tearful person. My man values love and righteousness... Sobbing


    Liu Huade wiped his eyes with a paper towel. His eyes have turned red. If he admires the most public welfare people in the mainland, it is Han Hong. There is no second candidate. Even so, he didn''t expect Han Hong to become a recyclable public welfare. Li Tiezhu took over after her. Li Tiezhu''s enthusiasm for public welfare is no less than Han Hong. This is the best inheritance.


    Xiao Yue rubbed Qin Tao''s fleshy head and cried, "iron pillars are great. You keep saying you don''t raise pigs. What have you developed yourself?"


    Zhao Liya thought of the "lost" panda stone again. It''s not easy for him.


    Chen Yisen is more simple. This song is well written!


    On the stage, Han Hong cried so much that his eyes were swollen. He gave Li Tiezhu three punches with his backhand. Li Tiezhu was happy. Is this Liu Xiaohua''s happiness? It''s good to enjoy his mother''s beating!


    Han Hong: "does it hurt?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no pain! Don''t let me look down on you. You don''t have the strength to beat people."


    Han Hong finally stopped crying. A fat man jumped and took a move of Luohan boxing.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah ah... It hurts..."


    Han Hong: "hum! Let you fight in front of me. I can''t kill you! Just like you, I can fight ten!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, fat mantis is not a false name."


    Han Hong kicked over: "you''re fat! What... Back to business, suck! I like this song very much and let me understand that family ties do not necessarily have blood ties, but blood ties must be family ties. Therefore, this song" dawn "made me make a decision. I decided to go back and make up with my mother."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Is your mother still there? My songs are..."


    Han Hong: "remarriage is not dead. My mother is Yong Xi. The one who sings" Jinshan in Beijing ", ah, I''ll go back and invite her to eat hot pot..."


    Li Tiezhu: "do I want to change the lyrics? After all, it''s for you."


    Han Hong: "no need! Face yourself seriously. I did die when she died in those years. Now think about it, I''m too extreme."

 Chapter 305

    Han Hong''s outspokenness surprised the audience. After all, Han Hong himself is also an artist going out from Shudu.


    When she died?


    Now I choose to go back and make up with her again.


    Decades of gratitude and resentment, this is how much grievance and resentment, and how much lack of emotion?


    This kind of thing can''t be understood. No one can really put himself in the position. It''s Lao Guo''s words. Don''t persuade others to be kind without his personnel! Han Hong''s ability to turn back on his own is already a great realm. Others, don''t add too much unnecessary attention. They don''t need it.


    "Thank you, boy!"


    Han Hong''s eyes were red. She had come to perform, but she was ashamed. She didn''t want to do this, so she tried to widen her eyes, but her eyes were not big.


    Li Tiezhu said: "On the day my mother died, you held me in your arms. I was very sad and angry and beat you many times... I hope you can call back. Therefore, I don''t think I don''t have a mother. I just changed a person. Moreover, I think my mother won''t care at all. She is as kind and brave as you. Later, many years later, I learned that women are weak, If you are a mother, you will be just! "


    Han Hong blinked and gave Li Tiezhu more than ten punches: "child! Your mother will always be your mother, I am not, she will be proud of you... I will too."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know. I''ll call you Han Hong''s mother these times. Later, I''ll call you aunt."


    Han Hong patted Li Tiezhu on the head, tiptoed, and then said to the audience:


    "Everybody, I don''t have any money. I''m here. I should. Liu Huade doesn''t have any money. He''s here because he''s noble. Chen Ethan doesn''t have any money, but he''s here. What does that mean? I don''t want to kidnap other stars or artists. I just want to say that my iron pillar is a good child! All the income from this concert, including the income from Penguin video live broadcast, is donated to Hong foundation , I would like to express my thanks to all the people who came to support me on behalf of the objects assisted by Honghong fund and all the staff! "


    Bow!


    Li Tiezhu''s "sneak attack" was very warm.


    The audience stood up and applauded. They wanted to see Li Tiezhu''s crosstalk concert. They thought it was the same as Lao Li''s Sanda storytelling special. Unexpectedly, they entered a pig directly.


    Li Tiezhu Road: "It''s not so exaggerated, but I also want to use my influence to do something good within my power because of the influence of Han Hong''s mother. In fact, I made a lot of money after my debut, bought a house for my father and my stepmother, and was stolen once. You all know, after all, my sister Liu Xiaohua''s affair with Xing Ye is also very hot, ha ha ha ¡­¡­¡±


    Han Hong couldn''t help but say, "what''s going on? Your sister is so fierce?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "more than tough? It''s fierce! They had a video with me yesterday. They had turned it on and asked the busy Xingye to peel grapes for her at the scene. I didn''t have the face to see... What a shame. That guy didn''t have long hands. Xingye didn''t know if he was stunned. The peeling was very clean and smooth..."


    Han Hong: "your family is full of wizards. Where do you think you can be better? Last audition, you asked your tutor to bring you popsicles! Do you want face?"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. Why did he criticize me? How long has it been?


    Under the stage, lengba himself is not happy. My man is so rough! I''d love to! I hate that he didn''t lick his popsicle. It''s a lot of waste! I knew he would spoil it. I might as well eat that popsicle directly.


    Next, Li Tiezhu and Han Hong sang a song, and Han Hong ended up.


    Li Tiezhu stood on the stage and said: "As we all know, I''m not a serious singer. I''m just a brick porter. It''s OK to hold concerts in other places, but in Shudu, I don''t want to pretend. I just want to sing for the villagers! The fact that Gui Er Li Tiezhu can burn like this shows that Shudu is still an outstanding place. When I was at school, they called Mr. Li casually, which makes me happy I''m very impressed... This is the treatment of the first male god in Sichuan and Chongqing. Thank Mr. Li for his surname like me! Next, I''ll bring you a Sichuan song... "I eat hot pot, you eat hot pot bottom!"


    Sadness can not become the main melody of a concert, so Li Tiezhu quickly reversed the mood of the scene and was very successful.


    Liu Huade on the stage laughed. Can you eat the hot pot bottom? What you can''t eat is too greasy and easy to indigestion. I haven''t eaten it. When I learned to change my face with Mr. Peng


    Li Tiezhu now has very rich variety skills, which is the view of the outside world, because he can always suddenly change into a happy plot after the most sensational link.


    In fact, this is too high to see Li Tiezhu. He is just a simple hard turn, but the audience buys it, that''s all.


    If you don''t buy it, no matter how advanced the transition skills are, they are also artificial. If you buy it, you can regenerate hard, which is also to enjoy silky smoothness.


    After a funny "I eat hot pot and you eat hot pot bottom", Li Tiezhu sang songs such as "difficult Sutra" fell, "a Diao", "people like me", "proud youth" and so on.


    The atmosphere at the scene was so high that Li Tiezhu invited the second guest, Zhao Liya.


    "Hello, I''m Zhao Liya, a staff member of super good voice."


    Zhao Liya seems to deliberately humiliate Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and said, "ha! I said at that time, why did the little sister of the program group look so good? Ha ha, it turned out that she was a big star before she joined the good voice."


    Zhao Liya: "do you remember when you passed me by on your bike?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? When?"


    Zhao Liya: "Oh, man! Right? Mr. lengba?"


    Li Tiezhu was immediately nervous.


    Lengba began to indulge: "yes!"


    Anyway, a year has passed since the cat abuse incident. Lengba is not afraid of rabbit smashing and causing trouble. I slept. What''s the matter? You don''t have a chance! At least, I need the consent vote of erha and me. I can''t vote for you!


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Han Hong, who returned to the VIP seat, also looked left and right. What''s going on? These two people seem to have a lot of stories! love to see and hear!


    Zhao Liya said: "the thing is, in the 100-20 competition in Shudu competition area last year, I told him that he could enter the competition by pretending to be a takeout... After the competition, I thought he was waiting by the side of the road on his bike to thank me. I walked over at that time. Then, he passed me by on his bike and didn''t see me at all!"


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "is there such a thing? Why don''t I know?"


    Zhao Liya: "because you are blind!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why didn''t you stop me?"


    Zhao Liya: "I''m not qualified enough. I''m a staff member of the program team. You''re a qualified player. You may become popular one day. You can also hold a national tour concert for 12 times!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The audience''s palms are red, OK! It''s worthy of being a female child who went out of daxichuan. This is a fierce skill! Li Tiezhu, you have to bear it. When you rake your ears, it''s called Fude


    Zhao Liya asked again, "do you remember when we met?"


    Li Tiezhu thought or not: "summer 2016."


    "Wrong!"


    "Ah? Not last year?"


    "It was the year before the Olympic Games. I was seven and you were nine."


    "What... What?"


    "You gave me a panda stone and I gave you an eight tone box. Later, you thought the eight tone box was broken."


    "I, I..."


    Today''s excitement is too great. Li Tiezhu is a little difficult to hold on to himself. It''s impossible! Impossible?


    The audience was also stunned. What panda stone? What music box?


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and began to recall, trying to clear his previous memory.


    Zhao Liya took the microphone and said, "it must be the first time you see me in the same frame with silly column. He mistakenly thinks I''m a staff member of the program team. Let me go back and get snacks? It''s the good voice division competition. In fact, it''s not!"


    The curiosity of the audience was aroused. Even stars such as Liu Huade, Han Hong and Chen Yisen whispered one after another. It''s so interesting.


    Zhao Liya directly took out a piece of yellow paper from her pocket and said, "cameraman, come here and take a picture. Li Tiezhu, look, is this the letter you wrote to me in 2007? Tut tut... I don''t care to say you. The letter is full of Pinyin. You are in grade three. Why are there so many words you can''t write?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "ah... You are... You are ya ya? Can''t you? Can''t it be such a coincidence?"


    Zhao Liya: "my nickname has always been Yaya! It''s on the encyclopedia. You don''t pay attention to me?"


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss. He just gave Han Hong a "sneak attack", and now she gave him another "sneak attack". It''s really a bad retribution!


    The audience is confused. What''s the situation?


    Zhao Liya explained: "It seems that everyone is very curious. Let me explain it briefly and thank aunt Han Hong again. The thing is, when Aunt Han Hong and Li Tiezhu hugged on the program, the poor mountainous areas received attention. I was still in the first grade of primary school. I was honored to form an exchange object with Tiezhu''s class. The pen pal I drew was Li Tiezhu, and silly Zhu would write it at that time Not many words, less than me... "


    Li Tiezhu interrupted, "save me some face. At least I''m also a composer..."


    I can''t imagine that this girl was my childhood friend! Really, no wonder I felt friendly when I saw her on the first day. She had already got the music box and knew the inside story, but she didn''t say it. Damn it!


    Zhao Liya: "are you a shameful person? Bah!"


    Li Tiezhu can only touch his nose. I don''t want face. It''s really shameless to close you and lengba in a cabinet.


    Under the stage, the audience laughed with a group of stars. Lengba bowed her head and scolded her mother quietly. Qin Tao laughed up and down, and stunned brother Yue. If this is true, it would be interesting. It can be called the strongest sneak attack!


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help saying, "are you true or false? My family used to have a black dog. What''s its name?"


    Zhao Liya: "my name is Chen Jianjun."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "it''s really you! My God!"

 Chapter 306

    Chen Jianjun?!


    The audience were distracted by this wave of operation. Does your dog still have an ID card? Have you got your HUKOU book? Not the head of the household?


    Liu Huade looked blankly. What did they say on the stage?


    Leng bage is embarrassed and feels insulted again, but he can''t remember where he was insulted, but it''s okay. It''s just a shame. It doesn''t matter. He''s the master. What do you want


    Comrade Zhang Jianjun, who watched the concert in front of the live screen, was tight. Fortunately, my name was Zhang and my next door name was not Liu.


    Unfortunately, the audience was embarrassed, and friends around them cheered one after another.


    Li Tiezhu also responded: "I''m sorry! Offended... If a friend really calls this name, I''ll apologize. In fact, my dog calls billiards. Later, a child surnamed Chen often bullies me when he was a few years older than me. I occasionally change the name of billiards to vent."


    Zhao Liya: "because Chen Jianjun kicked him into the cesspit and burned his face. Fortunately, he can swim. He wrote the letter crying. Anyway, the letter paper was wet and wrinkled."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The audience burst into laughter. There was a picture and even a taste. But is it dog gouging or breaststroke?


    Han Hong couldn''t help covering his face. The two children dared to say anything.


    Xiao Yue smiled and patted Qin Tao on the stomach: "ha ha... I''ve fallen into a cesspit too. The boss has a cesspit."


    Qin Tao: "can you have my big? My family runs a pig farm."


    Xiao Yueyue: "did you fall too?"


    Qin Tao: "


    Lengba is embarrassed for her master. The rabbit is not the right person! You can humiliate me, but you can''t humiliate my master!


    However, they still have such origins. In this way, I''m afraid that when she joins the partnership in the future, she and erha will be embarrassed to refuse.


    A lyric suddenly floated in the cat''s abnormal little brain: ah, what a big home


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu said, "stop it. We have a concert, not crosstalk."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Xiao Yue was stunned. Isn''t this scene more spectacular than Yunde society? It''s exciting that tens of thousands of people make this sound together. Although the tiktok was heard and heard Li Tiezhu''s cross talk concert, the scene was still different.


    Zhao Liya stepped forward and said to the audience, "do you still want to listen? I have a lot of black history in his childhood."


    Li Tiezhu: "I beg you, stop talking. How about singing? Good."


    Zhao Liya, like a rooster fighting for victory, held her small chest, which had slightly improved in the bamboo breast rubbing method, turned back and said, "spare your life. Remember to invite me to have hot pot."


    "Yes... Eat a big pot."


    "By the way, what song did we sing?"


    "Ah! Let me see... Director, director, say a word, we forgot the song."


    The audience laughed mercilessly again. No wonder these two living treasures can toss so many things when they have a good voice.


    The prelude to "how nice you laugh" sounded.


    Zhao Liya turned to look at Li Tiezhu, who nodded decisively:


    You look funny


    Like the dog next door


    ¡­¡­


    What is a tacit understanding? This is a tacit understanding. You don''t need a teleprompter. After all, it says you smile well on the teleprompter.


    Zhao Liya''s little milk voice really fits this song. It''s very insulting.


    After the chorus, Li Tiezhu went backstage to change clothes, and then sang and danced with Justin. The most difficult thing is this. He has fallen for 11 times. It''s not that Li Tiezhu doesn''t work hard.


    On the stage, Zhao Liya sang a song "little" written by Li Tiezhu.


    The album "dream flower" has also sold very well. With several good songs with high popularity, Zhao Liya is now one of the most popular female singers in China, and has officially got rid of the label of piano princess.


    Although she is not as popular as Li Tiezhu, she is also very successful, more successful than Justin.


    After singing "Xiao Xiao", the audience shouted "learn cat barking". The voice was still loud. I didn''t know whether it was intentional or not.


    A year ago, Zhao Liya openly sang for lengba with a cat collar, which also caused great controversy at that time.


    Zhao Liya said, "er... Since I''m talking about this, I''d like to apologize to sister lengba. I offended last year''s chorus of" learning cat barking. "


    Lengba took the microphone from the staff and stood up and walked to the stage: "it''s okay. The audience misunderstood this. In fact, LIA and I have known each other for a long time. There is no contradiction. Since you want to hear it, let''s sing it again?"


    What a chorus?


    Zhao Liya was stunned. Is it so shameless? Also, it''s been a year. I don''t know how much I''ve played with Li Tiezhu. How can I be shameful?


    Lengba doesn''t care whether the rabbit looks down on her or not. I''ll kneel and lick my master. What''s the matter?


    Chorus is to declare sovereignty. Zhao Liya knows it very well.


    Others didn''t know, so they thought they had a really good relationship and clapped one after another.


    Lengba was wearing a white shirt with a wide open shirt collar, leaking half of the fragrant shoulder and exquisite collarbone, and half of the hem was plunged into a short leather skirt. She looked beautiful, towering in front of her chest, and wearing eight centimeter red high heels under her slender legs. She stood next to Zhao Liya in a bubble skirt, which was suppressed in an instant.


    Zhao Liya also felt the pressure. The cat was very provocative!


    The prelude sounded.


    Lengba twisted the snake''s waist enchanting and danced. Her eyes were enchanting and seductive. She also stretched out her tongue and took Zhao Liya''s shoulder. She jumped out of the feeling of death entanglement and showed her flattery.


    Lengba also raised her eyebrows at Zhao Liya, as if to say, "that''s how I serve my master. If I don''t want face, you can''t humiliate me. I''m not afraid of you now!"


    Zhao Liya was stunned. What a coquettish thing! Who can stand this? I can''t imagine Li Tiezhu''s happiness


    Lengba saw that Zhao Liya was stunned and more proud. She also took her chest and rubbed Zhao Liya''s arm secretly to feel her sister''s strength!


    Zhao Liya shivered slightly and looked at lengba with awe. What a wonderful sword!


    Lengba began to sing:


    Let''s learn cat barking together


    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow


    Throw a Jiao in front of you


    Ouch, meow, meow, meow


    My heart pounded


    Infatuated with your bad smile


    If you don''t say you love me, I''ll meow


    The voice is so crisp that it makes people numb. I believe that many male audiences have seen it straight at the moment.


    Backstage, watching lengba''s performance, Li Tiezhu sighed in his heart that my little pet is powerful. This dance is great, and his singing skills are much better than before. It''s OK to be a singer.


    Justin has no sense on his face. Why do Chinese audiences like this face? Not at all advanced.


    This time, Zhao Liya didn''t fix any moths. After returning to her senses, she conscientiously sang this song with Zhao Liya. Only in the face of lengba''s provocation, Zhao Liya was still angry. But if people really become cats, how can they be humiliated? She''s not afraid at all.


    Lengba''s dance is excellent, hot, demon and cute. Especially when meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me.


    Zhao Liya can''t sprout anyway. Although she is young, she never acts coquettish.


    After the temporary singing, the audience shouted.


    Lengba was also very happy. She finally found a place on the rabbit. She vented her hatred and said with a smile: "have you learned how to play a cat? Liya, you sing this song very well, but the performance is not good. Be soft and cute."


    Zhao Liya: "ah! Thank you, sister."


    Lengba won''t stop. Did you show mercy at the beginning? Give me a cat collar? Cat ears? Did you stop humiliating me in front of my master? You didn''t. you hit 0.5 yuan afterwards. It''s killing people.


    Good reincarnation of heaven!


    Lengba said, "don''t just thank me. You can perform for everyone."


    Zhao Liya is a little embarrassed. Last year, she forced lengba to teach her. This year, lengba forced her to learn. She just said that the relationship between the two is excellent, so there is no shame. The audience will understand this.


    Zhao Liya had to come for a while: "if you don''t say you love me, I''ll meow..."


    Lengba: "no! Without the soft and lovely feeling, if the cat can''t, think about the feeling of the rabbit? Hey, the audience, can you lend me your rabbit ear?"


    Zhao Liya took a breath and came, came, and retribution came.


    The key is that she can''t refuse. The audience are happy to wait and see. What can she say?


    A second-dimensional girl in the front row handed lengba the rabbit on her head. Lengba put it on Zhao Liya''s head with her big sister''s gentle smile, and then couldn''t help but say, "Wow, isn''t it too cute?"


    Zhao Liya: "er... Ah!"


    "Sing one."


    "You don''t say..."


    "No, you stick out your tongue and jump."


    "So?"


    "Hey! Yes, it''s cute. You see the audience applauding. Remember this feeling, you know?"


    "Thank you, thank you, sister."


    Although this thank you was a little gnashing her teeth, lengba liked it very much and said to the audience, "little sister, rabbit ears, will you give it back to you after she sings?"


    Then lengba stepped down and left Zhao Liya with rabbit ears to continue performing on the stage. She didn''t dare to take it. If she took it, it would be helpful to say that she had a good sister relationship.


    The host behind the scenes reported: "next, let''s invite Zhao Liya to bring you Li Tiezhu''s song" flowers in dreams "


    Zhao Liya had to close her mind, endure her sense of shame and continue to sing.


    However, when lengba returned to the stage to look at her eyes, Zhao Liya couldn''t stand it. This is not provocation, this is public humiliation. She doesn''t know about it because she did it last year.


    Finally, after singing the song, Zhao Liya hurried down the stage and returned the rabbit ear to the second-dimensional sister. The sister said she gave it to you. Zhao Liya had to take the rabbit ear back to her seat and continue to watch Li Tiezhu and Justin perform.


    Li Tiezhu fell again when he danced, and the audience cheered. He fell neatly for twelve consecutive times without pulling his thin belt.


    Lengba and Zhao Liya were next to each other. Suddenly she grabbed Zhao Liya''s rabbit ear and put it on again.


    Zhao Liya: "what do you mean, cat?"


    Lengba: "the cat wears props for you! You are really cute. The owner must like it."


    Zhao Liya looked left and right in horror for fear that someone might hear it. Fortunately, lengba''s voice was well controlled and whispered.


    Zhao Liya: "disgusting! What master?"


    "Laugh! We are good sisters. Don''t let the camera catch us arguing. Wow, your ears are so soft and furry..."


    "Enough!"


    "Zhu''er is er ha. I''m a cat. Now I''m bad for you, little rabbit!"


    "Shit!"


    "Yes! Our rabbit smashing is really smart!"


    Lengba''s attack power is still very explosive. I don''t want face. You want face. This is called asymmetric advantage! You struggle, the more struggle, the more fun!

 Chapter 307

    After Li Tiezhu fell again, the live camera not only captured the audience laughing at the scene, but also specially captured Zhao Liya and lengba who had just stepped down. The two women clapped Li Tiezhu with a smile and whispered to each other. They looked like they had excellent feelings.


    Zhao Liya: "how you play has nothing to do with me. Don''t involve me."


    Lengba: "one can''t be less. If the rabbit smashes, you''ll follow."


    "From your sister!"


    "It must be my sister! We are as close as sisters."


    "Oh..."


    "You have such a good relationship with erha, she won''t refuse."


    "Go away! I''m so bored! What a pervert!"


    "You can not only roll, but also climb, rope..."


    "Sleeping trough! Am I special..."


    "My iron pillar King Kong is not bad ~"


    "Hum? That''s all?"


    "Wow, rabbit smash, you understand!"


    "Er..."


    Zhao Liya was so angry that her chest grew big. If Wan Yun''s mother hadn''t threatened her and didn''t do anything at Li Tiezhu''s concert, otherwise she would kill her. Zhao Liya was afraid that she would pull lengba''s hair and scratch her face on the spot.


    What''s none of my business if you play games? And humiliate me! No, if you don''t take revenge, you''re not a gentleman


    However, it seems that she and songzhuer had made their own idea to get along peacefully at the beginning. This is probably the reincarnation of cause and effect.


    Zhao Liya found that she was not innocent.


    Seeing Zhao Liya''s smiling face is about to collapse, lengba also converges. Can''t she tear her face? She is confident that she can beat Zhao Liya, but she can''t humiliate the master.


    Enough is enough. Bully her when the concert is over, but don''t let her go too much. Knock it every once in a while. As long as you''re not happy, I''m comfortable.


    Zheng Yanzi looked curiously at the two female stars. She didn''t know them well. She came to see the concert. She was not a guest. I always think these two women are very cute. Why do you support my family Xiong Da so much.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu began to sing the hard to read Sutra.


    Zhao Liya was still holding the rabbit''s ear, but her mood calmed down. As long as the one around her didn''t disgust her, Li Tiezhu was still very simple. Everyone was friends.


    Suddenly, lengba came up and said, "how old was your first dream?"


    Zhao Liya: "it''s none of your business? Can you listen to the song well?"


    Lengba stopped talking and kept quiet.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu sang snail.


    Lengba: "do you still insist on rubbing your chest every day? Is it big or swollen?"


    Zhao Liya: "Songzhu son is a son of a bitch..."


    Lengba: "eat more papaya."


    Zhao Liya squeezed out a smiling face: "climb for me!"


    These two people have long torn their faces. There has never been any friendship. There is no plastic friendship. There are only their own lies: we are as close as sisters!


    Zhao Liya is furious and crazy! You three like to fight the landlord together. Just fight. Why did you pull me into the gang? Four people play mahjong? Gambling is harmful to physical and mental health, I refuse!


    Zheng Yanzi, on Zhao Liya''s right hand, suddenly poked out her head and said to lengba on Zhao Liya''s left hand, "it doesn''t work to eat papaya. You should exercise more. Practice a layer of muscle under the fat, and you''ll be big. Bamboo''s kind of silly goods think you''ll be big when you''re fat. Ha, poke."


    Lengba: "


    Zhao Liya asked lengba quietly, "so is this one?"


    Lengba shook her head. It''s not yet. However, looking at her appearance and chest resources, it''s quite threatening!


    When Li Tiezhu and Liu Tianwang sang "sea and sky" together, they were sweating all over and showed strong abdominal muscles.


    Lengba whispered more for fear that Zheng Yanzi might hear: "the master''s abdominal muscles feel hard, and the thief is strong..."


    Zhao Liya also whispered: "are you really special @#%*..."


    Lengba: "you too. Sooner or later, we''ll see."


    Zhao Liya: "he and I are friends."


    Lengba: "Oh, it''s too early to say cruel words..."


    Zhao Liya: "you have no shame. Why do you think women all over the world like Li Tiezhu? You''re crazy!"


    When Li Tiezhu was singing "chasing a dream of a pure child''s heart", the Sichuan and Shu elders took off their clothes and howled with bare arms. The atmosphere at the scene was burning.


    Lengba: "I cry every time I listen to this song."


    Zhao Liya: "so is my mother. It''s estimated that it''s easy to cry when she''s old."


    Lengba: "usually exercise more. You''re too thin."


    Zhao Liya: "why? You care?"


    Lengba: "I''m afraid you''ll encounter an iron pillar and comminuted fracture of your crotch..."


    Zhao Liya: "I''m only 17 years old. Are you a beast?"


    Lengba: "Oh! I understand again, old driver."


    Zhao Liya: "


    Zheng Yanzi: "which one is broken? Speak louder!"


    Just as Zhao Liya was about to hair, lengba was quiet again and looked at the concert gracefully, as if nothing had happened, which made Zhao Liya particularly painful. Even if you continue to quarrel with me! Don''t switch to silent state. I still want to swear!


    Zhao Liya came up and scolded a few cruel words with a smile. Lengba didn''t say a word and smiled sweetly. Zhao Liya was even more angry.


    Zhao Liya was so angry that she couldn''t bear it. After brewing for a long time, she finally thought of a cruel word. She was about to say, lengba got up and went backstage. It''s her turn to play.


    It''s irritating to punch cotton hard.


    After lengba came on stage, Li Tiezhu called her teacher. They talked about it as an official.


    Zhao Liya gnashing her teeth, bah! Shameless! Shameless, I''ve slept and pretended to be a teacher and apprentice, eh, ah! I really want to take off and kick the dog man and woman to death!


    A song "cool", the two cooperate perfectly. Zhao Liya can even see the debauchery eyes in each other''s eyes when they look at each other, but others don''t know. It''s so angry!


    Mobile phone make complaints about bullet screen comments.


    "With a face!"


    "Iron head baby hammer warning."


    "Don''t open a yellow accent. You see how simple their relationship is."


    "Lengba is a serious brother''s Bole!"


    "Li Tiezhu seems to respect Mr. lengba very much..."


    "Lengba is worthy of being a child of a music family."


    "Lengba is super beautiful!"


    "Pineapple ice cream!"


    "If you don''t believe in rumors or spread rumors, she doesn''t eat my one!"


    "That''s enough. Their eyes are very pure."


    Zhao Liya was so angry that she turned off her cell phone. Are these people blind? Of course not. I can only blame myself for knowing too much... That''s why she was killed by lengba. However, her way of killing her mouth is a little too bad. It turned out to be... Pulling people into the gang! Can I Zhao Liya fall in love with such ugly goods as silly column?


    Zheng Yanzi: "songzhuer and Li Tiezhu, I set them up! Are they powerful?"


    Zhao Liya nodded, but said in her heart, if I hadn''t given advice to songzhu''er


    After cool, they sang another song Persian cat.


    Gently delicate body, how white


    See eye fire glance


    How beautiful it is without clothes


    So petite


    How tender and smooth the slender waist is


    I''ll hold this waist again


    Listening to the explicit lyrics, Zhao Liya shook her head. Is it too simple and rude? I almost wrote lengba''s name in the lyrics.


    Rao is a well-informed classmate of Zhao Liya. He can''t carry it. It''s too much.


    Soon, lengba came back from singing. As soon as she sat down, she heard Zhao Liya''s voice next to her.


    "Bah!"


    Lengba laughed. It''s so funny.


    Zhao Liya stared at lengba and looked at Xiao Yueyue on the stage. Li Tiezhu on the stage was thanking Yue Yupeng.


    Lengba leaned over.


    Zhao Liya glared: "what are you doing? Are you looking for scolding?"


    Lengba: "no, just smell it. Well, it''s really milk smell. The master said you have milk smell. I don''t believe it. I didn''t expect it to be true."


    Zhao Liya raised her arm and smelled it. Her expression was wrong. Did Li Tiezhu really have any unreasonable thoughts?


    Lengba: "I can''t smell it. Smell! It''s so fragrant!"


    Zhao Liya: "go away! Believe it or not, I''ll give you a earwax."


    Lengba: "Xichuan dialect is so cute, ha ha..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "it''s just milk smell! Sister ya, do you clank and smell?"


    Zhao Liya: "


    Xiao Yueyue first sang the five rings, and then sang the proud youth with Li Tiezhu. They talked about some interesting things about each other, and Xiao Yueyue ended up.


    At this time, less than 20 minutes before the end of the concert, Li Tiezhu finally showed his big move.


    "Next, I''ll bring you a new song" I''m ugly, but I''m gentle. "


    Zhao Liya was cursing lengba with a smiling face.


    Lengba crazily stabbed her with her arm: "stop, stop, the master has a new song, the rabbit smashes good, listen to the song."


    Zhao Liya: "don''t call me a rabbit!"


    "Good rabbit smash!"


    "My name is Zhao Liya."


    "You know, the rabbit smashed and listened to the song."


    "#@% £¤ * you disaster brother-in-law Hua Baogu..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "rabbit smash? What a lovely nickname. Tie Zhu and I are also animal nicknames. He is Xiong DA and I am Xiong er."


    Zhao Liya rolled her eyes, Li Tiezhu, Xiong Da? You have a big chest, bigger than a cat. It''s terrible.


    In the applause of the audience, including the guests, Li Tiezhu sang his own new song:


    Every night


    In the wilderness of dreams


    I am a proud giant


    Lengba gave Zhao Liya a thumbs up: "it''s really a giant! You''ll know later."


    Zhao Liya covers her face and collapses. I just want to listen to the song well. Please don''t pollute it, okay? The wheels are on my face.


    Every morning


    In front of the bathroom mirror


    But found himself living on the edge of a razor


    In the jungle of reinforced concrete


    In a life of call and call


    Calculating the gap between dream and reality


    I''m ugly


    But I''m gentle


    Lengba: "it''s not gentle at all, but cruel! The cruel method of killing people is not worth their lives. You usually exercise more, you little body."


    Zhao Liya: "relic, color is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color, and it is the same when you want to know..."


    Zheng Yanzi obviously paid more attention to eavesdropping and said, "cruel! Xiong Da is super cruel! He made me miserable. I don''t know how to pity xiangxiyu, animals! Animals!"


    Zhao Liya and lengba look at each other. No, there''s a fish in the net?!!


    Zheng Yanzi was afraid that they wouldn''t believe it. She added, "really! I''ve been punished since the beginning of high school. Qin Tao knows."


    Appearance indifference


    Inner fanaticism


    That''s me


    Lengba: "extremely crazy, crazy to explode, you know? The whole person Bang..."


    Zhao Liya: "if you do this again, I''ll call the police!"


    Lengba: "hold who? Me? Rabbit? Give me a hug!"


    Zhao Liya: "


    Duang£¡


    The law of "who is small, who is embarrassed" has come true again.


    The rabbit was defeated in this war. He was quite angry. The cat was ashamed before the snow, a little arrogant!


    Zheng Yanzi found the two very interesting and hugged them. Then lengba was depressed. Sure enough, there were people outside. How can they be so great? This girl plays tennis? Bowling?


    (ask for a wave of comments, everybody get up!)

 Chapter 308

    Li Tiezhu''s new song won full applause and applause.


    He knew that this song could be sung into the hearts of the vast majority of the audience. After all... Ugly people always account for the vast majority, and there are not many good-looking people.


    Li Tiezhu thanked the audience and said, "the concert time has come, but I can''t say goodbye to you. I want to invite the last guest, who is also a very important guest for me. If it weren''t for him, I wouldn''t be who I am now. If it wasn''t for his family''s project, I wouldn''t be able to participate in a good voice..."


    "Qin Tao!"


    "Postpartum brother!"


    "Stand up!"


    The audience began to clamor.


    Qin Tao stood up a little shy and bowed to the audience on three sides. This is the etiquette learned by Yunde society. Then he came to the stage in his robe.


    Not to mention, the ball like Qin Tao in his robe is really like the Japanese Dragon Bao Bao PI long, which is an insult to Chinese traditional clothing.


    Live bullet screen comments make complaints about:


    "Postpartum brother, this is fat?"


    "The mushroom house was quite thin. Why are you fat again?"


    "Probably pregnant."


    "Yunde society is a smooth place."


    "It''s worthy of being a pig family. I''ve fattened myself! It''s a lot whiter."


    "Three or four thousand pieces of meat are needed?"


    "Is the pig family kidding?"


    Looking at Qin Tao''s difficult landing on the stage and almost falling into shit, Li Tiezhu smiled like a groundhog.


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, ha ha... Slow down. Your watch has broken the stairs. Your old man''s pigs don''t get you fat. What brand of feed do you usually eat? Share it with the audience."


    Qin Tao managed to climb onto the stage and gasped: "don''t criticize laziness, ouch... You laugh? Turtle treasure criticizes dragons."


    Li Tiezhu saw that Qin Tao had a little difficulty climbing the ladder, so he ran quickly. After all, the hem of his coat was closed tightly, which was not suitable for striding across.


    Before and after arriving at Qin Tao''s face, Qin Tao stretched out his fat hand, and Li Tiezhu raised his leg with one foot.


    "Hahaha..."


    Qin Tao fell down: "Mom, sell batch!"


    Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "the table says dirty words. Is this the quality of your Yunde society?"


    Qin Tao held out his hand again: "this is the quality of our Yunde society. What''s the matter? Did you eat your rice? This is the quality of my master!"


    Audience: "ho!"


    Li Tiezhu pulled Qin Tao up and said as he walked, "you are deceiving the teacher and destroying your ancestors! The donkey teacher will kill you when he knows."


    Qin Tao: "I''m covered by my Shiniang!"


    Li Tiezhu: "is it the special white one?"


    Qin Tao: "ang!"


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Yue Yupeng couldn''t help applauding. It''s really white!


    Qin Tao finally succeeded on the stage: "what are you calling? My Shiniang is really white. If you don''t believe me, ask brother Yue."


    Yue Yupeng immediately covered his face. The staff microphone turned on his face. Yue Yupeng hesitated: "aunt is very virtuous. I''m blind. Ah! I didn''t see anything."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Tao Zi, how are you? Is Shiniang still white?"


    Qin Tao: "Bai ah! Bai Li is bright. You must believe me, my Shiniang... Forget it, Bai Bu Bai has nothing to do with you. Let''s get down to business. What can I do for you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s nothing. It''s just talking about the past. How about it? What did you learn after learning from teacher Yu Qian?"


    Qin Tao wiped his curly hair and said loudly, "I have learned three unique skills!"


    Audience: "smoking, drinking, scalding!"


    Qin Tao said angrily, "go! Go... I learned from Li Tiezhu when drinking."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Qin Tao: "smoking is harmful to health. I didn''t learn. It''s a perm. Hey! My martial mother permed it for me. It''s white... No, isn''t it nice?"


    Audience: "white!"


    Li Tiezhu: "then there are two unique skills?"


    Qin Tao said, "shameless!"


    "Scold who?"


    "Who praises you? I''m talking about the knowledge I''ve learned. The first is shameless and thick skinned! The second is cheap. Our Yunde society is divided into two branches: face sect and base sect. My brother Yue is the prince of base sect, and his master is the emperor of base sect! My master is the leader of face sect."


    "It''s cheap enough!"


    "I''m not as good as him. I... cheap! Now I can only warm up and can''t be a wrist."


    "Don''t brother Yue teach you?"


    "Teach! I can''t learn. I''m born upright."


    ¡°HE£¡TUI~¡±


    Li Tiezhu spits on Qin Tao''s face. Qin Tao swings a set of wangbaquan and makes Li Tiezhu laugh. Qin Tao also wants to kill Li Tiezhu for a thousand years. Li Tiezhu directly locks his throat and the battle is over.


    Qin Tao wiped the saliva on his face: "did you eat the double cooked meat in the evening that your dog said? Sample..."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked. He has learned a lot about this product in the past year. Can you smell it?


    The audience laughed wildly. They just felt that Qin Tao''s stem was well connected, which was the style of Yunde society.


    Under the stage, Yue Yupeng nodded again and again. He knew that the two people were not singing on the stage, because Qin Tao''s singing was as deadly as Liu Xiaohua. In fact, Li Tiezhu took Qin Tao with him. However, he didn''t expect that Tao Zi could play this kind of magic. Why can''t he open his face in Yunde society?


    Li Tiezhu was stunned for a moment and said, "donkey teacher, did you come from training police dogs? You can smell it? Learn a lot of knowledge!"


    Qin Tao gave Li Tiezhu a kick: "what? My teacher, donkey, no, Yu Qian, that is a respected crosstalk master! Do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "what level?"


    Qin Tao: "you don''t have to spend money to go to a nightclub!"


    Li Tiezhu jumped and said, "Oh! Don''t you have that ability? Shiniang is so poor."


    Qin Tao: "what do you mean you don''t have that ability? My Shiniang said my Shifu was noisy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Shh! Don''t make a fool of yourself! Let''s go on. You don''t have to spend money. Who can afford not to spend some? Even if it''s ugly..."


    Needless to say, the audience completely bought it. Sure enough, it was Miss Li. Although he made his debut as a singer, he completely inherited Mr. Li''s humorous bacteria and combined with the comedy style of Yunde society, which was quite pull style.


    In fact, there was no rehearsal for this "crosstalk", which was actually an assignment arranged by Yu Qian for Qin Tao.


    Although Qin Tao performed on the stage during this period, he always performed poorly and was knocked down by the audience several times. Yu Qian needed Qin Tao to have a spark with Li Tiezhu to let Qin Tao remember this feeling.


    Qin Tao also entered the state and looked around: "live broadcast?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    "Can I say no?"


    "Let me ask the director, can you say no?"


    "Huh?"


    "The director asked what you wanted to say."


    "I want to say that my master is best at white ladle!"


    "Eh! The director told you to keep your voice down... He said he couldn''t say."


    Qin Tao hugged his stomach and looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water: "isn''t it too late? My master is best at white ladle! Carry the white ladle to the end! The white ladle world carries the handle, huh..."


    Li Tiezhu hurried to cover Qin Tao''s mouth: "family unique knowledge, don''t let it out! Just tell me in private."


    Under the stage, Yue Yupeng knew that it was good to cover his face. He couldn''t help but say to Justin next to him: "Li Tiezhu should be accepted as a disciple by my master and keep the red and purple! With him, you can get old Guo out of Xiang..."


    Justin said blankly, "Master Zhu is Cheng Dalong. I''m afraid your master can''t beat him."


    Yue Yupeng: "yes, if he was in the furniture city, he would be beaten into pancakes."


    On the other hand, Zhao Liya finally found a good opportunity and said to lengba, "Bai Bai, isn''t Li Tiezhu good at it? You still need to learn? Are you right? Did he give you money?"


    This is a direct humiliation.


    Lengba said, "don''t worry, he won''t give you money in the future. Let''s call you hello, me and him."


    Zhao Liya was speechless. There is no future! I can never be a pet for him!


    Zheng Yanzi leaned out her head and said, "Hello, I''m good, and he''s good. Do you... All use fuyanjie''s? Don''t you think it''s pungent? I don''t need it. I use Jieeryin."


    Lengba: "aha... Each has his own good."


    Zhao Liya leaned close to lengba''s ear and said in a low voice, "keep your voice down, you die?"


    Lengba: "so... You still want to hear it, don''t you?"


    Zhao Liya: "


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao fought against each other madly. One said that Qin Tao''s failure to raise pigs was a loss to the country and the nation, and the other said that Li Tiezhu''s failure to move bricks was a pity for the migrant workers. After fighting for a long time, Qin Tao suddenly made a big move:


    "Is Zheng Yanzi''s milk tea good?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Downstairs, Zheng Yanzi is stunned. Lengba and Zhao Liya stare at Zheng Yanzi at the same time. Is your milk tea... Serious? Is it in the cup or in the clothes?


    Zheng Yanzi gnashed her teeth.


    Li Tiezhu said, "didn''t you lie to me that you bought it for me?"


    Qin Tao was startled. How could he forget this stubble?


    Over there, Zheng Yanzi has rushed onto the stage with long legs. Qin Tao wants to run. Li Tiezhu holds his collar in one hand, leaving him nowhere to escape.


    Zheng Yanzi rushed up with a flying kick.


    The audience were stunned. What''s the situation? Who is this beauty? Height, long legs and extremely beautiful, but it''s a little too violent. Some spectators who love sports, or those who have seen mushroom house, burst into thunderous applause to study the disadvantages of purple!


    Qin Tao was kicked to the ground. He was not angry. He operated normally. Anyway, he was beaten by Zheng Yanzi twice.


    Li Tiezhu tacitly handed over the microphone.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "I, Zheng Yanzi, a Chinese women''s tennis player, give you a flying kick Qin Shou today. Thank you."


    Qin Tao hummed, "it''s Qin Tao..."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you for Yanzi."


    Zheng Yanzi threatened, "Li Tiezhu, be careful! Although I can''t beat you, I can beat songzhuer."


    Li Tiezhu: "Wow! I''m so scared."


    Qin Tao: "stop talking. Can you help me? Zhugou?"


    After picking up Qin Tao, Li Tiezhu held Qin Tao in his left hand and Zheng Yanzi in his right hand and said to everyone: "the concert is coming to an end, and the crosstalk with Qin Tao has no official name, because there is no script, it is all on-site performance, so take a name casually, and call it" return to the capital of Shu... "


    Zheng Yanzi: "shut up, it''s called postpartum care of sows."


    Qin Tao: "no problem."


    Zheng Yanzi: "how dare you have an opinion!"


    Under the stage, Zhao Liya suddenly said to lengba, "this sister is so fierce!"


    Lengba: "we are saved."


    Zhao Liya: "don''t take me. I mean, her skin is not white enough."


    Lengba: "I''m in charge of Bai. Don''t worry about this data. It doesn''t matter whether she is white or not. Just be in charge of the big one. I''m ashamed to abdicate."

 Chapter 309

    (I recommend Jiageng and thank you for editing orange dada o (¡É ¡É) o)


    The audience was very happy, but most people didn''t understand the relationship between the three.


    Why is it that the ghost animal school wind?


    Li Tiezhu Road: "I, Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi, are 2017 senior high school students of Shudu No. X Middle School. We have a class of three and are close friends. Qin Tao, as we all know, is a proud disciple of donkey teacher. Zheng Yanzi may not be familiar to people who don''t like sports. She is a tennis player who has won the four major tennis open competitions for three consecutive years, but she is taoled by Xiao Wei every year Ah, ha ha... "


    Zheng Yanzi gave Li Tiezhu a very beautiful elbow and said, "Li Tiezhu is Xiong Da, I am Xiong Er, and Qin Tao is bald and fat."


    Qin Tao: "I was an accident. They are true love. Alas..."


    Li Tiezhu covered his nose and joined hands with Zheng Yanzi to beat Qin Tao.


    At this time, the prelude to "seventeen years old" sounded. Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi pulled up Qin Tao trembling and prepared to sing.


    It was arranged in advance. Three old classmates sang the last song together. After all, they experienced each other''s high school career together and were so close that they could slap each other in the face.


    Halfway through the fight, Li Tiezhu immediately got up and mastered the rhythm very accurately. He pointed to Qin Tao who was still beaten by Zheng Yanzi on the ground and began to sing:


    At seventeen, the dog has no face


    Participated in the challenge


    While the song sounded, Zheng Yanzi gave Qin Tao a clean knee bump, and then a natural hug and fall.


    Qin Tao''s scream resounded through the whole stadium.


    Under the stage, Liu Huade and Han Hong whispered.


    "Now, can we have a concert like this? We should be cool and handsome in that era!"


    Han Hong said calmly, "cool and handsome, that''s what you have. Do you see Tiezhu? He can only be funny! Just like me, I can only have a serious concert."


    Liu Huade: "so, is it my problem?"


    Han Hong: "it''s your problem, the four heavenly kings! So that the people behind can''t hold concerts. It''s still my iron pillar. It''s good to be happy at the concert. Anyway, the income of this concert is from our Hong fund. I''m satisfied."


    Liu Huade: "mandarin duck pot? Tonight."


    Han Hong: "of course not."


    Next to him, Yue Yupeng was giving guidance to Justin: "see? This kind of beating on the stage often appears in Yunde society. This is called neurotic comedy effect, which belongs to exaggeration and overreaction and guides the audience to laugh."


    Justin: "but how do I feel that Zheng Yanzi really wants to kick Qin Tao to death?"


    Xiao Yue said with a smile, "what are you afraid of? You can''t die. It doesn''t matter if you die. Our Yunde society has a large number of people and is not short of people."


    Justin: I heard a bang. The sound of my skull hitting the ground


    On the other side, Zhao Liya and lengba look at each other. At this moment, they are both worried. What should we do? The female athlete is super fierce! Can Li Tiezhu carry it?


    Lengba clenched her teeth: "it''s all right. If she really joins the gang, we''ll stand on Li Tiezhu''s side."


    Zhao Liya: "how do you stand? We are women. Hey! No... I''m not with you."


    Lengba: "we need you!"


    Zhao Liya: "misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! I''m not interested in Li Tiezhu... Please let me live. Thank you."


    Lengba: "your little head is so abnormal. We need you."


    Zhao Liya: get out


    Lengba: "songzhuer and I can''t fight this athlete."


    Zhao Liya woke up a lot: "don''t pull me! She and songzhuer are good friends, and so are you and songzhuer... Ha... Sisters! You and Meimei..."


    Also speechless, how can a beautiful female star be so...? this makes Zhao Liya very uncomfortable.


    At the end of a song, Zheng Yanzi got up and sang.


    Some of the audience were boys from Li Tiezhu''s class. When they saw this scene of wrestling on the stage, they didn''t laugh like other audience members, but they were quite sad.


    Ah! That''s my lost youth, classmate Zheng Yanzi, please hit me again


    Li Tiezhu went to pick up Qin Tao. Tao Zi retched and immediately answered, "don''t cover your face if you like me, let passers-by find..."


    The singing is actually quite accurate. It seems that the education of Yunde society is still very useful! Talking, learning, teasing and singing have been learned.


    Three students sang a song "seventeen years old", and the concert ended.


    The audience applauded.


    Who is not seventeen? Although the wonderful friendship between Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi is shocking, it still infects many people.


    Although the three are excellent, they are also very grounded. For example, when Li Tiezhu sang, the two performed cross solid in the back, which is very essence. This is the real friendship.


    Moreover, the picture of Qin Tao foaming at the mouth is also very real. Is that... A performance?


    It doesn''t matter. Anyway, Li Tiezhu''s concert can''t be serious. Who can watch his concert.


    Under the stage, Zhao Liya sighed: "silly column is really lucky. Everywhere can be favored by beautiful women."


    Lengba hugged Zhao Liya: "you can''t run either."


    "Get out!"


    "Zheng Yanzi looks more and more like she has been developed by my master, right?"


    "Ang! Hiss... None of my business?"


    "The master is our common resource. You should have a sense of responsibility. Good! The rabbit''s ears are right. Let our master have a good look."


    Han Hong saw lengba holding Zhao Liya whispering. It''s good. These children have love! Look at ya ya''s desperate struggle. It''s a great performance. Tie Zhu knows good friends. I''m relieved.


    Zhao Liya: "loosen up! Or I''ll bite you."


    Lengba: "if you have the ability to bite the master, don''t bite me. I don''t want it."


    "Bah!"


    "You know all this? Oh! My rabbit smashing is really not simple."


    "Cat, let me go! Otherwise I''ll cry!"


    "Cry, no one pays attention to you when you cry. Eh ha ha..."


    ¡­¡­


    "Broken throat, broken throat..."


    When eating hot pot, Zhao Liya was finally harassed. She turned and cursed lengba.


    Lengba suddenly blushed and stopped talking.


    Zhao Liya seemed to understand something. She took a breath and bowed her head to eat yellow throat.


    Zheng Yanzi was eating a plate of fried rice with eggs. She looked curiously at the two sisters who had been talking closely all the time and suddenly stopped talking. She couldn''t help saying, "is it too hot? My throat can''t stand it. I''m different. I choose to eat fried rice."


    Zhao Liya gave Zheng Yanzi a white look. You know a fart!


    Zheng Yanzi handed Zhao Liya a box of anmushi: "have a drink and relieve the spicy!"


    Zhao Liya is neither answering nor not answering.


    Lengba beside: "poof... Yogurt."


    Thank you for thank you for this cup. First, thank you for helping Li Tiezhu as a guest. As you go along this way, everyone''s support and promotion are very important. Two, thank you for helping Hongfu fund. The income of this concert is too important for the fund. I did it, you can do it! "Han Hongduan baijiu.


    Everyone raised their glasses one after another. Liu Huade and Chen Yisen were also very familiar with her.


    Lengba directly inserted the straw into anmuxili and handed it to Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya''s eyes were bulging.


    Lengba took the beer and touched her: "cheers, sister Han Hong has worked so hard for public welfare. What are we doing for her? Right? Liya."


    Zheng Yanzi also touched Zhao Liya with boiled water: "cheers!"


    Zhao Liya could only nod and take a sip of anmushi: "yes, yes! Mr. Han Hong is the hardest."


    She was led out by Han Hong. Of course, she had to drink. After drinking, she wiped her mouth quickly. The cat next to her stared at her. It was disgusting.


    After a hot pot meal, Han Hong, Liu Huade, Chen Yisen and Yue Yupeng took the lead in leaving.


    Li Tiezhu personally saw him off and hugged him one by one.


    There are six young people left: lengba, Zhao Liya, Qin Tao, Justin, Zheng Yanzi and Li Tiezhu.


    It''s only past eleven.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are we going to do next?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "playing mahjong! It''s rare for so many people to get together. Why not play mahjong? Six people just fight to the end."


    Her three favorite sports are tennis, taekwondo and mahjong. In particular, the bloody battle of touching seven cards per person is the most exciting.


    Qin Tao: "is it too late?"


    Zheng Yanzi threw her eyes at her, and Qin Tao quickly changed his mouth: "not at all. Anyway, everyone has no plans for tomorrow. Just play..."


    Justin: I can''t fight


    Zheng Yanzi: "learn!"


    I don''t know why, Justin also trembled: "Oh... OK!"


    Only lengba and Zhao Liya are left.


    Zhao Liya said, "I''m going home, or my mother..."


    Lengba: "it''s all right. I''ll call my aunt and say you sleep in the hotel with me tonight."


    Li Tiezhu pinched the furry rabbit ears on Zhao Liya''s head: "eh? It''s quite soft. Let''s go back to the hotel. The hotel suite has mahjong."


    Zhao Liya blushed and quickly took it down. She forgot this thing. What a shame.


    Li Tiezhu''s team reserved rooms for all the guests, all of which were of high specification. Finally, we decided to play mahjong in the luxury suite in lengba.


    On the way, the relationship between lengba and Zhao Liya seemed to be suddenly harmonious.


    Lengba said, "I can''t do more than ten centimeters now."


    Zhao Liya said, "that''s better than me. I hurt to death at most eight centimeters."


    Lengba: "it''s all right. You''re still young. You can grow up when you grow up."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you talking about?"


    Lengba: "nothing. The rabbit hit her up to eight centimeters. She can''t stand it any longer."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "


    Zhao Liya hurriedly said, "it''s high-heeled shoes! Cat, are you special..."


    Sure enough, the so-called goodwill is deceptive. It is destined to be an enemy in this life!


    Cat and rabbit are at odds!


    After the six took their seats, Zheng Yanzi said, "from ten dollars?"


    Lengba handed Zhao Liya a bottle to drink, and the rest of anmushi said, "I can."


    Zhao Liya: "why did you bring it back?"


    Lengba patted Zhao Liya on the head: "good, rabbit smash, don''t waste food."


    Zhao Liya: "I don''t like yogurt."


    Lengba: "it''s all right. Drink more and get used to it."


    Zhao Liya secretly glanced at Li Tiezhu and said angrily, "from 20 yuan! Don''t top it!"


    Zheng Yanzi was overjoyed: "good, good..."


    Soon, six people entered the battle. Although Justin won''t, but... Who cares?


    He pitifully made a video with Liu Xiaohua and let Lao Liu teach online. Unexpectedly, he made the first one and won a lot of money.

 Chapter 310

    Because Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao, Zheng Yanzi and Zhao Liya all belong to the capital of Shu, and Han Hong and Liu Huade left that night. Therefore, in addition to the top treatment of Chen Yisen and Xiao Yueyue, in fact, Li Tiezhu''s team also booked two hotel rooms, which is a big gap.


    Justin''s is a large standard room for 500 yuan, which is treated like lengba Chen Ethan''s assistant, and lengba''s is a luxury suite.


    After all, Justin is his own, and lengba is his own. Of course, there is a big difference. Li Tiezhu has a clear conscience, and Justin won''t mind.


    The mahjong war lasted until midnight, with flames of war and smoke of gunpowder.


    Justin''s eyes were blackened, Qin Tao was sleepy, and Li Tiezhu began to yawn.


    I''ve been too tired for the concert for a month and a half. Li Tiezhu has weighed more than ten kilograms. Today is the most tired. I really want to fall asleep with lengba in my arms.


    On the contrary, they were three women, full of energy and bright eyes.


    Zheng Yanzi is skillful, brave and brave. Lengba has a very good hand. She wants what cards she wants. Zhao Liya is careful and accurate in counting cards.


    Therefore, the three men lost miserably, and their internal struggle was also very fierce. Everyone was faced with a thick pile of money, crackling, quick eyes and quick hands, and had the posture of fighting until dawn.


    Qin Tao and Justin are afraid of Zheng Yanzi''s iron fist. They can''t fight anymore. They can only secretly wink at Li Tiezhu for help.


    Li Tiezhu understood and said, "almost? It''s almost four o''clock. Let''s go to bed after this game."


    Qin Tao and Justin concentrate on playing cards and dare not agree. They counseled each other.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "all night! Who dares to run? Eight."


    Zhao Liya also said, "what are you sleeping for? Get up! Two cakes!"


    Lengba: "bang! It''s rare for so many people to play cards together. Play more for a while. It''s all right tomorrow. You can sleep all day. Yao chicken."


    Li Tiezhu: "bar! Mr. lengba, aren''t you sleepy? Six."


    Lengba looked at her master blankly: "not sleepy, are you sleepy?"


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes showed ferocity.


    When Leng Patton understood, he stretched himself grandly: "hi..."


    Zhao Liya interrupted in an instant: "sister lengba and I sleep in the same room. Sister Zheng Yanzi, can you sleep in another suite? The three smelly boys go to Justin''s room."


    This suite has two bedrooms.


    Zheng Yanzi: "yes, Zhu Er said that I kick people when I sleep. I just want to sleep alone."


    Lengba: "Er, actually..."


    Zhao Liya: "Hu! Sister lengba, it''s your turn to touch the card."


    There seems to be something wrong. Lengba finds that Zhao Liya''s expression is a little provocative. She finally understands that the little rabbit is trying to retaliate against me. Me too. What kind of mahjong do you play? What kind of mahjong do you play? Don''t you like 1v1 fried golden flowers with your master?


    Blunder, blunder.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t respond. It''s the only way. Anyway, he''s really sleepy. It''s the same everywhere he sleeps.


    After a few more laps, everyone withdrew.


    At noon the next day.


    When Li Tiezhu got up, Justin and Qin Tao left. Justin still had a notice to catch up. Qin Tao wanted to go home and have a look, and then went directly to Yunde society.


    After Li Tiezhu''s concert, there was nothing else.


    There are still a few days left for school. It''s used to deal with some personal things, such as going back to my hometown for a dinner.


    After washing, Li Tiezhu asked lengba what to eat on wechat so that he could order takeout.


    Captive cat: "I''m eating noodles with a rabbit... She has to pester me and say she wants to take me to Shudu as a local host. What should I do?"


    Cat keeper: "are you so close?"


    The captive cat: "no! She did it on purpose and didn''t let me have a chance to be with you."


    "Then go and play with her. When are you leaving?"


    "Tonight!!! The rabbit is not human. Don''t go. I''ll try to get rid of her when I finish eating."


    "How did you annoy her?"


    "Nothing. I secretly took off her pants when I went to bed last night..."


    "Are you crazy? It''s not good to learn from anyone. You''re a pine bamboo."


    "Whose pants did erha take off?"


    "No one."


    "Wow! Ness..."


    The chat ended in a very disharmonious way. Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and didn''t rush home. Instead, he ordered himself a takeout. Wait, what if he still had a chance? Anyway, the room was booked for two days.


    Teacher lengba flew all the way here and didn''t thank her personally. It''s not very friendly.


    On the other side, in the living room of the luxury suite, three beautiful girls were eating noodles.


    Zhao Liya said, "where do you want to go in the places I just mentioned? Sister maozi? I''ll guide you all the way. You''ll definitely have a good time and have a good meal."


    Lengba: "I don''t want to go anywhere. I just want to stay in the hotel."


    Zheng Yanzi ate two noodles and wiped her mouth: "why don''t we play tennis? It''s the most comfortable to sweat on such a hot day. Let''s call Xiong Da together."


    Zhao Liya nodded: "that''s a good idea! Sister maozi, don''t worry. I''ll accompany you all the way today until I get you on the plane."


    Lengba looked at Zhao Liya bitterly. The rabbit smashed it so hard. Who wants you to accompany? Then I''m special. Didn''t I come in vain? However, due to Zheng Yanzi''s presence, she couldn''t go too far and could only insinuate:


    "I just want to rest. Do what you should do. Don''t accompany me. Especially you, rabbit smash. If you don''t go back, your mother will be worried."


    Zhao Liya held out: "absolutely not! My mother is Li Tiezhu''s iron powder. As long as I am with him, she doesn''t worry at all. Hey, by the way, call my mother, too. She must be very happy to see Tiezhu again."


    Lengba was speechless. Rabbit smashing, you''re too much.


    Zheng Yanzi packed her bags and said, "are you really not going to play tennis? Then I''ll go with Xiong da."


    Zhao Liya: "is he going?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "yes! Just wechat Rio. OK, he''s waiting for me in the lobby of the hotel."


    Zhao Liya was overjoyed: "I''ll go too."


    Anyway, wrapping Li Tiezhu has the same effect. Maybe the effect is better.


    Lengba: "aren''t you with me?"


    Zhao Liya: "after thinking carefully, our relationship is not that good, so forget it."


    Zheng Yanzi smiled: "it''s good for you to talk so directly! Just like me and zhu''er, meeting is a flying kick to say hello."


    Lengba: "I really want to kick the rabbit."


    Boom!


    Zhao Liya slapped lengba on the back: "that''s me! Sister cat and I are iron. We are a combination of cat and rabbit. Right? Am I cute?"


    Lengba: "Er ah... So cute!"


    Zheng Yanzi took the elevator downstairs and said strangely, "sister lengba, don''t you say you can''t go?"


    Lengba said awkwardly, "cough... It''s mainly that one person is really a little boring."


    Zhao Liya: "she''s reluctant to give up on me, isn''t she? It''s not easy to come all the way. She''s stuck to me since last night''s concert. Hey, my damn charm with nowhere to put..."


    Zheng Yanzi also stretched out her hand and smiled at Zhao Liya: "ha ha! Ya Ya, you are so cute."


    Lengba rolled her eyes covertly.


    Out of the elevator, Zheng Yanzi walked in front with long legs, and Li Tiezhu helped her share a bag of luggage.


    Lengba: "is this the result you want?"


    Zhao Liya: "how do you feel when you can see and can''t eat? Cat, I suffocate you! Do you want to explode in situ? Hahaha... Fight with me?"


    Lengba: "we''ll see!"


    ¡­¡­


    Bang Bang


    Under the scorching sun, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi played back and forth on the tennis court, sweating like rain.


    In the shadow on one side, Zhao Liya and lengba sat on the ground, holding a tennis hat and fanning desperately. It was too hot. It was too hot. It was a lot dark this afternoon, wasn''t it?


    They looked at each other and were all angry.


    Come on, hurt each other!


    Lengba: "how''s it going? The rabbit smashed it. Is your underwear hot and wet? Hum!"


    Zhao Liya: "you care about me? I can stand the reheat. I won''t let you two succeed! I''ll do what I say. What''s the fear of basking in the sun?"


    Lengba: "why do we lose like this?"


    Zhao Liya: "blame me? Blame me? Who made you cheap last night? What do you think? Is there something wrong with your brain?"


    Lengba: "let me check."


    Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi finished a game and came back to drink water.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "what to check?"


    Zhao Liya blushed. Why are you so talkative? It''s none of your business!


    Lengba: "last night, I checked the rabbit... HMM..."


    Zhao Liya flew up and covered lengba''s mouth.


    Zheng Yanzi: "Oh! Are you two too good? You can also check this?"


    Lengba is surprised. Can you understand it?


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you talking about?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "don''t inquire. It''s not suitable for children."


    Li Tiezhu thought of something for a moment and walked away with a snort. It was too fierce. The girl was really terrible.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "don''t you two go up and play a game?"


    Zhao Liya glared at lengba fiercely. Lengba was also unwilling to show weakness and stared at each other. Are you angry? I should be angry, okay?


    "Fight!"


    "The one who loses is called Dad."


    "Who is afraid of who."


    "The rabbit hit you over there."


    "Why didn''t you go there? Cat, you''re so fat. Take more exercise to lose weight."


    "I don''t, I like to be fat."


    The fight started before the fight. As soon as the fight started, the vegetables and chickens pecked each other and served over the net. It was a magical thing, but the two people were still shouting at each other.


    Zheng Yanzi and Li Tiezhu looked forward and backward on the sidelines.


    Suddenly, Zheng Yanzi said, "you are not pure."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    "Tut tut... The entertainment industry! It''s terrible."


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Don''t you have a little force in your heart? What''s the matter with these two? Do you want me to tell you?"


    "Wronged!"


    "Oh."


    Zheng Yanzi sneered.


    Li Tiezhu is really wronged. There is only one! The rabbit hit me without melon


    Zheng Yanzi looked up and down at Li Tiezhu in amazement: "are all the beautiful girls blind these days? You are all such goods..."


    Li Tiezhu stopped quibbling and threatened: "slander me again and I''ll beat you!"


    Zheng Yanzi turned her head and looked at the court. She held her long light wheat legs in her hands and her ears were red: "in fact, I''m also blind."


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed and speechless. Zhu''er told him that he had already felt it himself.


    "Does zhu''er know?"


    "Actually..."


    "OK, I see. Great!"


    "You know a hammer, not what you think."

 Chapter 311

    Zheng Yanzi: "it''s not what I thought? Do you know what I thought? I thought you were good friends, right? There are other relationships? Could it be... Could it be..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you''re right. We''re just friends."


    Zheng Yanzi''s mouth gently stirred up. Can''t beat you or pull you? But there''s something wrong with you.


    I want to tell songzhuer!


    Let her pay attention to the class enemies around Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes. Things are getting more and more complicated!


    The two players over there were out of breath, but none of them admitted to counseling. Finally, they quarreled and yelled off the stage because of the score. No one disagreed with each other.


    Li Tiezhu continued to practice with Zheng Yanzi, and the afternoon passed.


    It was not until five o''clock that Zheng Yanzi began to pack up her rackets and towels. She often trained all day. At best, this intensity is just to warm up. It is normal to play tennis for three hours with high intensity. Physical strength is very important.


    Li Tiezhu is OK. He is sweating all over. He is very comfortable, more comfortable than dancing.


    Lengba and Zhao Liya are already a little hot and are about to suffer from heatstroke. Since they played a game, they bought shaved ice and waited in the shade. No one wants to go first.


    Everyone took a shower and left the gym. Zheng Yanzi left first with her equipment on her back.


    Li Tiezhu is going to send lengba on the plane. Zhao Liya keeps up with Mimi quietly. She won''t give you any space. If she says she''ll suffocate you, she''ll suffocate you.


    Lengba''s eyes were especially bitter, and Li Tiezhu couldn''t cry or laugh.


    Finally, when night fell, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya waved goodbye to lengba and her assistant sister Yun.


    After lengba boarded the plane and sat down, she clenched her teeth and said, "rabbit smashing is not human!"


    This trip from afar... Came back in vain.


    After leaving the airport, Zhao Liya looked at Li Tiezhu with a smile: "silly column! Collect the money quickly, wechat."


    Li Tiezhu picked up his mobile phone blankly and went to wechat.


    Hot pot is about to stand and eat fat yuan. Note: cat money.


    Again?


    As soon as Li Tiezhu patted on the forehead, Zhao Liya had slipped into the taxi. Slip your hand, BIU once, and Li Tiezhu accidentally points to the collection.


    Shit!


    Smash with a rabbit, bah... With Zhao Liya''s character of revenge, she will definitely take a screenshot to lengba, and maybe send a circle of friends.


    The cat will be angry. What should I do? Although it doesn''t matter that she is angry, she is still very distressed.


    Li Tiezhu decisively chose to "turn himself in", sent his screenshot to lengba and left a message: "I accidentally ordered to collect the money, cat, don''t be angry! In addition, don''t share common knowledge with Yaya, she is a child who hasn''t grown up."


    The cat is on the plane and can''t see the mobile phone. Go home first.


    Li Tiezhu soon returned to his new home. Old man Li was cooking a big meal and Aunt Liu was knitting a sweater on the sofa.


    Li Tiezhu turned around in the room: "why did you dismantle the protective fence again?"


    Aunt Liu: "it was stolen last time. Your old man was greatly stimulated and demolished it."


    Li Tiezhu also wondered that this is a new community. It is reasonable that public security should not be so bad! He watched Aunt Liu and asked East and West, worried about the iron egg in her stomach: "have you often gone to the hospital recently? Are you all right?"


    Aunt Liu is knitting a small sweater. She is so small that she says, "check it every month. It''s OK. Don''t worry about us. Study hard and work hard!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "such a small dress, can you wear it?"


    Aunt Liu: "you know a fart. When you were a child, you were not so small, just like a dog."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said, "how many months will he be born?"


    Aunt Liu: "it''s almost the new year. At the end of January next year."


    Li Tiezhu rubbed his hands: "that''s good, that''s good... I could watch his birth during the holiday at that time."


    Aunt Liu glanced at Li Tiezhu with emotion. This is a good child. Unlike the disaster thief Liu Xiaohua... I don''t know how the disaster thief is doing on the crew. She hasn''t been in touch for nearly two months. Mother and daughter are like fighting spirit and never take the initiative to contact each other.


    Li Tiezhu understood it and said, "Xiaohua is very good. We played mahjong with her last night. She is now the bully in the crew and has great prestige."


    Aunt Liu: "come back and break her feet."


    Li Tiezhu smiled. Of course, Aunt Liu never lied and loved Liu Xiaohua. He said, "by the way, has Xiaohua found a good school? High school."


    Aunt Liu said with a smile: "your head teacher with no hair on his head helped find some relationship. Xiaohua still goes to high school in that school, thanks to you..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought that before he left, he must thank the little prince against the wind.


    Then, Li Tiezhu opened the suitcase and took out all kinds of things. Except a bag of socks, the rest were bought for Aunt Liu. The old man has few problems except that he doesn''t like washing his feet. Aunt Liu suffered a lot when she was 40 and was pregnant with a child. Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. She pieced together to ask people for advice and sold a pile of supplements, including bird''s nest, fish glue and donkey hide gelatin.


    Always a mind.


    Aunt Liu took a look, bowed her head and continued to knit a sweater. She wiped her eyes secretly. If only she were so sensible! Also, Tiezhu is now his own child, very good.


    Before long, Li Fugui came out with his skirt and shouted, "eat! I''ll get the wine."


    Four dishes and one soup, fried fat intestines, fried chicken, garlic back to the pot, fried lotus root in soy sauce, plus a crucian carp soup. Although it''s not rich, it''s also full of color, smell and fragrance. After all, the old man''s craft is called overbearing! Li Tiezhu is far inferior to him.


    Li Tiezhu''s face was glossy with food. Li Fugui drank wine with a wine glass. His eyes were inevitably red. He was eighteen in the blink of an eye and went to college.


    I haven''t seen it two or three times a year since I left.


    It''s not easy to think about these years, hi! Since his mother left, Li Fugui went to work everywhere to make money and pay back the money. Later, he went out with people to work on the construction site. He didn''t trust Li Tiezhu, so he took Li Tiezhu with him from south to North and from east to west.


    His clothes and trousers were washed and mended by an old man. When he was sick and hurt, he also asked for medicine.


    From small to large, Li Fugui didn''t blush with Li Tiezhu, let alone beat and scold.


    When Li Tiezhu fought with others, he protected his children and turned over and over. My children are the most honest. It''s impossible to start first. Li Tiezhu committed a crime at school. If he dares to quarrel with the teacher, you will protect the rich man''s children. My child is a good boy. You only know how to bully him.


    His children are stupid when they are young. Li Fugui is very worried. He wants to make more money and live a few more years. There is no regret watching him get married and have children.


    Who knows, fate made a big joke.


    Tiezhu not only became smarter, but also became a big star. He couldn''t spend all his money. He also went to the Spring Festival Gala. The most important thing is to find a beautiful girlfriend of huijill who is also a big star... Everything has changed.


    Once, the poor days when father and son crowded in the Tin House on the construction site are gone.


    When I went to Hong fund to donate private house money two days ago, sister Zhou was still saying that Tiezhu was a good man and a good reward.


    Sometimes, Li Fugui suspects that this is a dream, for fear that it will be empty after waking up. Therefore, he is always worried about gain and loss, and dare not drink too much.


    After Li Tiezhu had a full meal, he poured himself a glass of wine and touched the old man.


    Li Fugui stopped talking.


    Li Tiezhu looked at him like this and found that the old man... Has become rich and mentally better in the past year. It''s really an old tree with new buds... Cough! In short, after marrying Aunt Liu, everything has changed for the better.


    Finally, Li Fugui couldn''t help saying, "how much money do you pay for your tuition every year?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Nortel? 50000. Take care of your own accommodation."


    Li Fugui almost choked: "cough! Leng gegui? Your school is not formal?"


    Aunt Liu gave Li Fugui a piece of banana flavored fat sausage: "you know how to shovel. It''s one of the best schools in the country. Why is it irregular? You''re a local old hat. You can''t afford to beg! Iron pillar, study hard."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I see, old man, you can do less in your work. If you can''t, you can resign. Take good care of my aunt and iron egg. I can''t afford you. I tell you, I made tens of millions after this concert."


    Li Fugui spilled his wine and quickly took a sip: "lenggildo? Is it legal?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s less, because it''s my first concert. The overall ticket price is set very low, but later those scalpers made a lot of money, such as Liu Xiaohua."


    Aunt Liu: "her feet are broken, hum!"


    Li Fugui also advised: "don''t fight, don''t fight! Let others see it. They thought it was my stepfather''s black heart..."


    A meal is very harmonious and haunting. There are many things. The father and son who used to be close have been unable to communicate. There are too many gaps between them to be crossed.


    Looking at the old man''s awkward and confused appearance, Li Tiezhu was a little sad, but he was generally happy. After all, after Li tieegg was born, the old man had no time to hurt spring and autumn.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu was forced to wash the dishes by Li Fugui. He said that Li Tiezhu''s hands are very valuable now. People engaged in art should not do rough work. He rushed to wash it. Li Tiezhu still didn''t adapt.


    Aunt Liu is used to it: "don''t worry about him. Let him work more so that he won''t get fat. She''s in bad health... Well, there''s something. Aunt Liu wants to ask you for a favor."


    Li Tiezhu held Aunt Liu on the sofa and said, "you say, our family doesn''t talk about two families."


    Aunt Liu said bitterly, "it''s about your old man. You told him not to hide private money."


    "Ah? Well... I give him money, but he doesn''t want it."


    "I didn''t abuse him. I wasn''t going to take care of the money. He had to let me take care of the money. He hid private money. Do you think there''s something wrong, Mai! Every time I clean up, I always find two or three pieces of money, which makes me very embarrassed."


    "Er..."


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused at once. Does the old man still have this strange habit?


    Aunt Liu was also very speechless: "he hid a private house money. In addition to buying cigarettes and wine, he donated it."


    "This is because my family has been helped before..."


    "I know! I don''t want him to donate money. He can manage the money. We have you now and don''t worry about money. We can''t figure it out, can''t figure it out..."


    Li Tiezhu thought, my old man is not a pervert! Who can do such a thing?


    "I''ll ask him later."


    "Yes! I asked him anyway, but he didn''t tell me. It''s very troublesome. I''ll go to bed and you''ll have an early rest."


    "OK, please slow down..."

 Chapter 312

    Wow


    Peanuts poured a tea table. Old man Li reached out and pressed it. He looked at the direction of the master bedroom like a thief. When he saw no movement, he carefully tied the plastic bag containing peanuts. Then he quietly moved the plastic stool, sat at the tea table, poured two liang of sorghum wine to Li Tiezhu and himself, and burst into the back of his head with a arrogant smile.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt a little sad. No matter how good Aunt Liu is, she can''t compare with her own father. Old man, how can she live so miserable?


    He said: "old man, don''t look like this. I''ll give you money and give her money, okay? I think you look like this, I..."


    Old man Li: "Shh! Keep your voice down."


    Li Tiezhu felt even worse: "Hey! It''s all because I ignored you in the past year."


    Li Fugui: "it''s none of your business. Live your personal life. Don''t get involved in my business. I''m comfortable."


    "Why did you let your aunt take care of the money and why did you save your private money? I don''t need your money."


    "Hey! You don''t know. She divorced because of domestic violence. She didn''t get a penny. She took a baby and committed a sin... I took care of her money to give her a sense of security."


    "Then why do you save your private money?"


    "It''s fun, you don''t understand. I fought with your mother when she was still there. She never found the private money I hid! Tell you, I''m an expert. When you get married the next day, come to consult me and buy some pickles with two kilograms of local wine. If the old man is in a good mood, I''ll give you two tips."


    Li Fugui is a little floating. He looks like I''m hanging on the sky.


    Li Tiezhu bared his teeth. He still remembers that when he dug the sweet potato cellar as a child, his mother dug out a lump of cents and buried it back. Once again, the old man went out to work. The roof leaked and a lump of money fell. My mother dried the money when it was sunny, wrapped the money into a lump and put it back in the tile.


    It can only be said that the old man was lucky in his life. He met two good women who were both Ba Xin and Ba Gan. He didn''t have the heart to embarrass him.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "did Aunt Liu take care of you?"


    "Cut! I said to go east, but she didn''t dare to go west. Just her skull, can you fight me? She couldn''t think of the place where I hid my private money!"


    Li Tiezhu only felt a pain in his face for his old man, under the sofa cushion, in the toilet cabinet, above the ceiling of the house, in the tea, in the back cover of the TV... I know.


    Slap in the face!


    People have long found out, but I''m sorry to tell you. You''re ashamed and proud to be home.


    Li Tiezhu had to change the topic: "so, your feelings are still very harmonious?"


    Li Fugui ate a peanut. You can''t imagine the happiness of the old man.


    He said with a smile, "we are very harmonious! I asked her to pose. Cough! You are still young. I won''t tell you so much. I''ll teach you later. At this stage, you''d better read more tutorials... Anyway, we''re fine. Don''t worry."


    Li Tiezhu nodded silently, I understand, I really understand, forced by the cat to understand! Old man, you can''t imagine my happiness!


    Didi, one of the joys is coming.


    Li Tiezhu picked up his mobile phone and saw that lengba had arrived in the East China Sea. As soon as the mobile phone was turned on, it exploded when he saw the news: "what do you mean? Another 50 cents? Why should she bully me? Are you with her? I''m so angry!"


    When Li Tiezhu was thinking about how to comfort lengba, lengba sent a transfer message.


    The captive cat transfers 0.1 yuan. Note: the money for playing rabbit.


    Then another message was added: "take it right away! Right away! She''s worth a dime! I''m going to take a screenshot to humiliate her!"


    Li Tiezhu had to take the money. Go against me. I have no melon with me. I don''t know anything... It must be another bloody battle between the two?


    Here, old man Li suddenly looked at Li Tiezhu: "you are an elf, not like you."


    Li Tiezhu pointed out of the window: "you elves, clang installed a protective fence and was stolen?"


    Old man Li calmly took a sip of wine and went to the master bedroom door to listen. Then he came back and said in a low voice, "do you remember that we sold steel bars to boss Gou before?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know. It''s just that we often lack Jin and weigh less. When we open a hardware decoration shop, our mother-in-law ran away with others."


    Old man Li: "yes, that''s him. He forced me to install this protective fence. I said at that time that if it was installed and stolen, he would compensate me twice. Then, it was installed, hehe... And stolen again."


    Li Tiezhu: "Leng geqiao?"


    "What a coincidence?"


    "Unfortunately, Mai? The thief came to steal the same day and wrote a note laughing at you."


    "What a coincidence!"


    "Wow, you mean..."


    "Shh! I earned 5000 yuan for this private house! I donated 3000 the day before yesterday. Hum! I also hit Gou pockmarked face. He came to dismantle the aluminum alloy protective fence for me."


    what the fuck!


    The truth is so terrible?!


    The old man cried, didn''t he? Acting skills are broad to


    Li Tiezhu feels that he has a headache. Old man, you NIMA are suspected of blackmail and false alarm.


    But he can only praise: "great!"


    Li Fugui shook his head: "son, you have to learn to be flexible when you get married the next day. Otherwise, tut tut... You can''t save your private money."


    Li Tiezhu: "they won''t care about my money. It''s different."


    Li Fugui: "they?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I mean zhu''er, you''re wrong."


    Li Fugui touched Li Fugui and was: "yes! Zhu''er is a good girl. She is as beautiful as fairy daughter. She is good to you and can climb trees... In short, you should treat her well, fight for her and see her parents early."


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of wine and smacked his mouth: "I''m afraid it''s not crooked wine. It''s so spicy! Besides, we''re still young."


    "What crooked wine? This is authentic sorghum wine! Bashitaban! You don''t know science."


    "The Maotai and Wuliangye I drink are not as bad as this."


    "Extravagance! Waste!"


    "Yes, yes, yes."


    "When we go back to our hometown tomorrow, I call your second and third uncles ready, and the whole village has invited them. Go back and have a banquet for a day! My son Li Tiezhu has been admitted to college!"


    "If you want it, buy better wine."


    "Buy Maotai."


    "Old man, I can afford Maotai, but I''m afraid it''s a little extravagant."


    "Extravagance is extravagance. My child has been admitted to college. Shouldn''t I? A bottle of a lot of money?"


    "About fifteen."


    "Oh! The dog said," it''s wordy to rob money. What about Wuliangye? "


    "More than 300 cheaper ones."


    "That''s it. Well, is Zhu Er free? You two are admitted to the same university and celebrate together."


    "She can''t come. I''ll take her back for the new year and see her brother''s birth."


    "Also, she must celebrate at the head of the house..."


    Li Fugui is very considerate of others, but the key is that the songzhuer family doesn''t feel proud of being admitted to Beidian at all. Beidian doesn''t want it. Both Chinese opera and Chinese opera are competing for it. Moreover, the old man''s mother is now spending the summer in Australia, leaving only songzhuer to become a dog on the crew.


    The two masters drank again for a while, and the peanuts and wine were almost consumed. Li Fugui took Li Tiezhu and said, "take care of Liu Xiaohua more. The girl is reckless with a pestle. You know many stars. Help more."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "she is my sister. Don''t worry."


    But in my heart, she still needs my care? They are starting to work for me and Songzhu! I''m kidding, Zhou Xingxing tamer, is this title a false name?


    The next day, Li Tiezhu asked Zhang Xiaomeng to prepare a horse Herder. He personally drove back to his hometown with the old man and pregnant Aunt Liu.


    Another day, Lao Li''s family held 30 tables in the village to entertain relatives and friends into the neighborhood, warmly and personally admitted Li Tiezhu to college and walked out of the mountain.


    The village branch secretaries all came to drink in person and sat with Li Fugui. They praised Li Tiezhu for winning glory for his hometown and building roads and medicine bases in his hometown. Li Fugui was so happy that he drank too much when he wasn''t careful.


    The second uncle shook his head and said to Li Tiezhu, "the old branch secretary really has a good drink!"


    The third uncle sneered, "that''s also our bamboo son''s absence. Otherwise, I promise to let him drink."


    This is a psychological shadow.


    However, songzhuer also has a heart. Knowing that Li Tiezhu is entertaining in his hometown today, he takes time out of his busy schedule to make a video call to Li Tiezhu, so he has to see the spectacular scene.


    Matsushita: "Wow! Is marriage nothing more than that? Are you so big?"


    Li Tiezhu also blushed: "I think it''s a little exaggerated, but the older generation has to do this. What can I do? There aren''t many people in our village who have been admitted to college, but everyone celebrates like this... My old man wanted you to come too, but I pushed him off."


    Songzhuer immediately became angry: "why? Why don''t you let me come? If I come, it must be the secretary who fell! I can turn over the whole Party committee alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Shh, Shh... Don''t talk nonsense. You are suspected of participating in the subversive movement."


    "Hum! I miss you."


    "Er..."


    "Er, what, er? You just don''t want me, I know. But, hahaha... Yaya told me that she blocked you and the cat all day and night and killed me! Yanzi is the most lovely, you know? She asked me to take care of you tightly, saying that lengba and Zhao Liya have bad intentions for you."


    "My fault, okay? It''s all my fault..."


    "Oh! Zheng Yanzi herself is reluctant to part with you. She''s good at talking about others! Tut tut!"


    "She and I are brothers."


    "Tut! Scum man!"


    "Are you special... When will you arrive in Kyoto? I''ll kill you."


    "When are you?"


    "August 30th."


    "Then I''ll be here too. You don''t know. I''m walking sideways in the crew now. Do you know why?"


    "Because you are red!"


    "No! Because of your sister Liu Xiaohua! My God, that''s too bad. Can you imagine asking Xingye to fan her and buy shaved ice?"


    "For... Why?"


    "Liu Xiaohua said, because the weather is too hot."


    "What does the star say?"


    In the video, songzhuer looked around and whispered: "Xingye said, poof... Xingye said, he asked someone, there is no outdoor air conditioner to sell... Poof, haha..."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "what? Where is the outdoor air conditioner?"


    Matsushita: "Xingye is admitting his mistake to Liu Xiaohua. If you don''t buy an outdoor air conditioner, you can only fan it."


    "He fans, who directs the play?"


    "Mr. Xu is a strange director! He is the director. Xingye is just the producer and is responsible for controlling the money and quality."


    Li Tiezhu is stunned. Is Liu Xiaohua so domineering?

 Chapter 313

    The film Liu Xiaohua is making now is called "journey to the west to subdue demons". It is an action comedy film written and produced by Zhou Xingxing and directed by Xu laoguai. Starring, Li Tiezhu is very familiar, Wu Yifan, Lin, and a basketball player.


    But what''s too much is that Liu Xiaohua shaved her head and played the sand carving king in the play. At the same time, she is also a red boy. The shape is too sharp.


    When Li Tiezhu saw the stills of Liu Xiaohua sent by song Zhuer, he was shocked. My sister was so ugly! Now that she comes back, she will be crippled by Aunt Liu! Besides, Xiaohua is fat again?


    It shows that the food of the crew is very good!


    Li Tiezhu looked up at the starry sky 45 degrees. The villagers around him were drinking Wuliangye and swearing:


    "Lao Li''s wine shouldn''t be crooked. Wuliangye is hard to drink?"


    The second uncle next door immediately patted the table and said, "you know a hammer! Wuliangye! It''s so hard to drink. If it''s not hard to drink, it''s called Wuliangye? Mountain pigs can''t eat fine bran! If you like to drink, get out of here!"


    As the first strong man in the village who can afford to drive a tractor, the second uncle has high prestige, although he can''t reverse into the warehouse and run over dozens of chickens and ducks. Instantly suppressed a group of nagging villagers.


    Li Tiezhu had already had enough to eat and drink. He sat on the steps of the newly built two-story blank villa and watched the full 30 tables in the courtyard dam and Hotan dam.


    In a few days, we will go to Nortel to report.


    I''m afraid that the old men and women who face the Loess and back to the sky in the gully can''t imagine that they can earn 16 million in a month and a half?


    This is still after tax. The income after the company''s share has arrived.


    It was so hot that Li Tiezhu''s sight began to drift. It was not that he drank too much, but that the steam on the ground refracted the light.


    After looking at the shape of the villa, Li Tiezhu''s 10000 sacred animals galloped past. I took photos of all directions for your reference according to the villa bought by songzhuer in Kyoto. As a result, it was built like this?


    Bear it!


    The old man seems quite proud. What can a son say? The villagers also cheered, and Li Fugui floated boundless.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the second and third uncles carrying their drunken old man back to the house to rest. Then, Li tiegen and Li Tieji walked in front of him.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"


    The twins looked at each other. One took out the firecrackers they had picked up and the other took out the lighter they had stolen from nowhere. When they lit the firecrackers, they threw them at Li Tiezhu.


    Unfortunately, Li tiegen was so flustered that he slipped his hand and threw it on his brother.


    Boom!


    The terrible cry resounded through the sky.


    Li Tiezhu held his head in both hands and muttered, "what''s the loss? It''s very accurate, talent."


    The second aunt took up her shoulder pole and ran over. She first hit Li Tieji, who was holding Jiji crying on the ground, until she didn''t cry. She pointed to Li tiegen and said, "if you blow up your brother, cut off your and put it on him!"


    Li tiegen covered Ji Ji and said stubbornly, "if you want Ji''er, you don''t have one!"


    Bang Bang


    The ass was swollen. As soon as the second aunt lost her shoulder pole, she smiled and went back to serve soup and cloth dishes.


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu was very happy when he returned to his hometown. It was a sense of achievement. He didn''t care, but his father and Aunt Liu cared.


    Another day, Li Tiezhu returned to Shudu and changed his job for the old man.


    First of all, Li Tiezhu bought a piece of six walnuts and went to the headmaster''s house. Then, he and the headmaster came to the headmaster''s house, followed by the headmaster to a leader of the District Education Bureau.


    Cough


    It is reasonable to say that the work of a high school doorman will not disturb the senior leaders, but the leaders naturally know how to consider for the leaders. Finally, it was approved by the district leaders:


    Li Fugui won glory for Shudu No. x middle school because he had a good teaching son, and because the guard Han was old enough to receive a pension, he carried out post rotation


    Li Tiezhu blushed a little at first. He felt that he was not doing well and robbed others of their jobs.


    I didn''t know that old Han''s head held Li Tiezhu''s hand and didn''t loosen it: "from... From the moment you gave me a bag of big front door, I knew that you were great! You must have prospered. Unlike Qin pangzi, who only knew beaters... You''re different..."


    It''s delicious to retire early and get money.


    You don''t have to guard the door. You want to go fishing and stroll around the bend alley. This is the object of Qin Tao''s treat. Of course, you didn''t invite him in the end.


    Li Tiezhu can''t be as picky as Qin Tao. That night, he kissed uncle han to eat a string of incense. After two glasses of wine, he asked him to teach his old man all his work tips, and then let him go.


    In this way, Li Fugui became a glorious guard of Shudu No. X Middle School.


    Aunt Liu was very happy when she knew.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu is not ashamed at all!


    What''s the matter?


    This is my father!


    After this was done, it was August 26.


    Li Tiezhu packed his bags, said goodbye to the old man, Aunt Liu and little Tiedan, and was ready to go to... The East China Sea.


    There are two reasons. One is that there are still a lot of things to clean up in the East China Sea, such as Xiao Jiu, who is starving for food. The other is that before school starts, he has to participate in a recording of infinite challenge, which is a promise to Huang Lei and Fang Bo.


    In addition, I also stopped by to visit Hengdian to see Liu Xiaohua and songzhu''er, and then comfort lengba.


    Li Tiezhu arrived at Hengdian in the afternoon.


    She comforted lengba for two hours and successfully comforted her and cried three times. If there is something uncomfortable, don''t hold it. Just cry!


    Li Tiezhu is still very good at dredging people''s emotions. Of course, his technique is a little grumpy.


    In the familiar Hengdian hostel with boiled fish soup, holding lengba with soft cotton q-bomb, Li Tiezhu said, "I suddenly have a problem."


    Lengba wiped her tears and said, "you say."


    "What happened to you and Zhao Liya? You must be in touch, right?"


    "Hehe... I won''t tell you."


    "Huh?"


    "I can''t tell you, I can''t finish smashing with the rabbit. You''ll see!"


    "What''s the matter with songzhuer? I was going to go to their crew first. Why did she let me come to you first?"


    "Why go to see her first?"


    "My... My old man asked me to bring her something."


    "OK! I guess boxing with erha. She lost and I won."


    "What do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly. Have you seen him? And guess boxing.


    Lengba took out her mobile phone from under her pillow and lay down on Li Tiezhu to show him her chat records with songzhuer. Unexpectedly, she guessed with the fist in the wechat expression bag, saying who won Li Tiezhu and who went first.


    It''s... Too friendly.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu left breakfast for lengba''s sister, so he took his luggage and went to the crew of "journey to the west".


    The crew is filming in front of a thatched building. It is said that this is the first scene of the film, the scene of the appearance of four teachers and disciples.


    After Li Tiezhu followed the staff in, he saw that bald Liu Xiaohua was sitting on a rocking chair eating grapes, with his legs crossed, and a big sunshade on his head.


    Others were busy working in the hot sun, but she was too leisurely to beat.


    In the distance, Xu laoguai was telling Lin a play. Zhou Xingxing, wearing a sun visor as usual, looked at some clips taken before behind the monitor.


    Li Tiezhu went over and threw a bag to Liu Xiaohua, which was full of her clothes and snacks.


    Liu Xiaohua: "didn''t you come yesterday? You didn''t come until today?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you take care of me."


    Liu Xiaohua: "do you eat grapes?"


    Li Tiezhu leaned down and knocked on Liu Xiaohua''s bald head, making a thumping empty sound.


    Suddenly, a Mandarin voice that was not "accurate" sounded, "who is that? Who is bullying Xiaohua there?"


    As soon as Li Tiezhu looked back, he saw Zhou Xingxing coming with a frown.


    Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, Li Tiezhu, I agree to let you come in to visit the class. Don''t make trouble here. It''s impossible to bully my actors. Do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu was a little empty: "Xingye, I didn''t bully her. I''m kind to her."


    Liu Xiaohua collapsed in the rocking chair: "Lao Zhou, you''re busy. Your filming efficiency is too low. When will you come to me?"


    Li Tiezhu shouted, "talk to the star master."


    Zhou Xingxing: "who let you speak loudly on my set?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I... I was wrong."


    Zhou Xingxing just walked away with a little discomfort. He left to Liu Xiaohua and said, "listen to the director, when you play the movie, he has the final say. I can''t help it."


    Li Tiezhu is a little embarrassed. He looks at Liu Xiaohua. Is the rumor on the Internet false? What is the principle? Liu Xiaohua''s law of conservation?


    Liu Xiaohua handed the grapes and said, "it''s very sweet. Have a taste."


    Li Tiezhu looked around. Sure enough, the star Lord looked at him and had to refuse: "I don''t eat! Real men never eat grapes. What, pine and bamboo?"


    Liu Xiaohua said, "I''ve gone to make-up. She hasn''t played her part recently, but she often takes the initiative to apply for a dragon suit."


    "That''s an actor! What about you? There''s a corpse. Why don''t you go?"


    "Lao Zhou doesn''t want me to play tricks."


    "Why?"


    "He said he wanted me to eat and drink every day. It''s called finding a feeling and being willful on the set. Willfulness is my role."


    "No wonder others are so busy. Xingye and director Xu still indulge you."


    "Yes, they say I''m a newcomer. Don''t rush to play tricks. First cultivate the state of my role."


    "How are you adjusting now?"


    Liu Xiaohua stood up, put down the fruit tray, went to the side and took a small Mazar for Li Tiezhu and came back: "I don''t feel it. Xingye said that I was used to being beaten by my mother and had never been capricious. It''s too clever."


    Li Tiezhu sat down: "poof..."


    Liu Xiaohua continued to eat grapes: "what are you laughing at?"


    "Nothing. Does the star master have any misunderstanding about you?"


    "Why do you say that?"


    "You''re not responsible enough... Also, you have good times."


    Li Tiezhu saw that Xingye came again and quickly changed his mouth. I don''t know why. Li Tiezhu was always guilty when he saw Xingye.


    Zhou Xingxing adjusted the angle of the sun umbrella because Liu Xiaohua had just been exposed to the sun.


    After picking, he said to Li Tiezhu, "what''s the matter with you? The sun has come in. Can''t you see it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I..."


    The star Lord said to Liu Xiaohua, "don''t be exposed to the sun. It''s only lovely if you are white and fat. Which King is dark?"

 Chapter 314

    Liu Xiaohua: "can''t you whiten your makeup?"


    Zhou Xingxing said, "that''s OK! Are the grapes sweet? Why don''t I buy another one tomorrow?"


    Liu Xiaohua shook her head: "very good! Even if you always eat grapes, you will be tired."


    "Do you want to eat shaved ice?"


    "Noon. It''s not that hot yet."


    "Oh." Xingye turned and walked back. Several group performers who had just put on makeup and changed clothes were chatting. Xingye shouted, "what do you say? Why don''t you go home and talk! Be smart! Don''t delay the shooting progress."


    The performers ran away obediently.


    Li Tiezhu sat on the pony bar and looked up at Liu Xiaohua shining on his forehead. The goods were absolutely poisonous.


    One of the middle-aged women with very hot makeup ran to Li Tiezhu: "here you are? Do you want to play a guest role?"


    It was song Zhuer''s voice. Li Tiezhu got up and carefully identified it. Sure enough, it was her and said, "spicy claw, how did you turn into this ghost?"


    "It''s fun!"


    "Is it fun to be ugly?"


    "Of course, after all, I''ve been beautiful all my life and haven''t been ugly."


    "That makes sense..."


    After that, songzhu''er saw Zhou Xingxing staring at her, grabbed a few grapes and ran away.


    Xu laoguai has asked all departments to prepare, and the actors have begun to enter a huge shooting studio.


    The play was a night play, and the scene was grand and there were many special effects, so the crew set up a shed for the set. In addition to the complexity of fighting, the group performance of the play is also up to dozens of people. In fact, it is very complex.


    Li Tiezhu knows that this film is a big production. He hasn''t seen the shooting method of this blockbuster. Thinking of the box office task given by his system, he can''t help but be curious. He takes a look at it and tries to steal a teacher, but he can''t understand it.


    Watching the group performers with exaggerated and hot eyes pass by, Li Tiezhu said, "it''s hard enough to schedule so many people, let alone others."


    Liu Xiaohua stood up and said, "Zhugou, do you want to see the film? I''ll take you in."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re in the sun."


    "So what?"


    "Nothing. Can you just go in and see it? The director doesn''t say you?"


    "Don''t say it! Lao Xu is also very gentle and speaks very well."


    Liu Xiaohua left with grapes and came to the door of the studio.


    Xu laoguai scolded the assistant director there: "... next time it''s so late, don''t do it! Look, the sun is over your head. Didn''t you order the group performance one day in advance? You went to pull it temporarily in the morning? It takes two hours to make up, won''t you let them come early? I tried to wait for Li Xiaojie and Zhang Youxue, but I haven''t really tried to wait for Longtao... The whole crew, do you know how much it costs to wait one more minute?"


    The assistant director was so scolded that he could only nod and listen. After all, he really didn''t do a good job.


    Liu Xiaohua patted Xu laoguai: "Lao Xu, don''t you waste time by swearing?"


    Xu laoguai immediately choked. He took a grape to eat and nodded to Li Tiezhu. The rabbit cooperated with him. Then he waved to the assistant director, "what are you waiting for? Wait for me to give you a prize? Bring someone into the field."


    The assistant turned back and shouted to the group performers: "don''t hurry up, don''t procrastinate..."


    Liu Xiaohua and Li Tiezhu followed Xu laoguai into the studio and looked at the strange and imaginative set. Li Tiezhu was amazed. Wow, the blockbuster is different.


    In addition to thatched cottages and some carriages, green screens are all around. It seems that every shot with a background here needs special effects. Zhennima has money.


    In fact, this scene has been filmed for a week, but the progress is still slow. The main reason is that there are too many characters, too many action scenes, and all kinds of nonsense.


    Soon, the shooting began.


    In such a large shooting studio, everyone is busy running. Only Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua walk around. No one cares about them as long as they don''t enter the mirror.


    This is also Li Tiezhu''s first experience with the shooting method of 3D films and the most dazzling live editing that stunned Li Tiezhu.


    Next to the monitor, several editors and special effects artists work on site.


    Although the clip is not HD or 3D, it is a compressed video, but after a group of shots are shot, it will be edited in a few minutes, and you can also pull the green screen and add preset special effects to let Xu laogua directly see the general effect of the film. If not, just another one, cut it again and see it again.


    If someone had told Li Tiezhu that the film could be made like this before, Li Tiezhu wouldn''t believe it, but he saw it today.


    Li Tiezhu still remembers that when filming "heart in full bloom" and "medicine God", the directors, producers and producers can only see the pictures in the monitor. It is said that they rely on their head to edit and judge whether the shots are qualified or not by experience.


    Haven''t they thought about live editing? And there''s no such thing as live editing in the Three Kingdoms.


    Li Tiezhu, who doesn''t understand much, is even more confused.


    Later, Li Tiezhu learned that Xu laoguai was the first person in China to use this technology. The technology was not complex. The core was a editing software called FinalCutPro


    After another set of shots, Xu laoguai and Zhou Xingxing watched the shot. Li Tiezhu also came to watch the excitement. It was the shot of Wu Yifan holding cabbage.


    Xu laoguai: "how''s it going? Does it taste right?"


    Zhou Xingxing nodded: "I''m ok."


    Liu Xiaohua couldn''t help but say, "didn''t he say he was hungry for a few days and didn''t eat anything? Thank you for your cabbage? Why don''t you eat it?"


    Xu laoguai: "that''s what''s written in the script."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "ah! I think this idea is very correct! Let''s have another one and perform while eating cabbage."


    Old Xu thought strangely, "yes! But what kind of eating method is it? The kind of hungry ghost reincarnation, or a more elegant eating appearance?"


    "Of course, take a big bite!"


    "Well, Yifan, be happy when you eat later."


    Not far away, Wu Yifan nodded repeatedly, and then looked at Liu Xiaohua. Will he die if he doesn''t speak? Fuck me, right? The cabbage was picked up from the ground. Isn''t it dirty? How do you eat?


    Lin secretly winked at Li Tiezhu: your sister did a good job!


    Li Tiezhu replied with a helpless smile.


    Shooting again, Wu Yifan performed well in front, that is, when eating cabbage, he bowed his head and picked a clean one, and then


    "Card!"


    Zhou Xingxing shouted. Although he is a screenwriter and producer, not a director, he just couldn''t help it. This is also an occupational disease. Besides, whether he was an actor, director, screenwriter or producer, everyone acquiesced in his directing the play, and even changed the plot in an instant like just now.


    Xu laoguai stood and looked at it. He didn''t feel offended. He was Zhou Xingxing.


    Zhou Xingxing walked over and said to Wu Yifan, "you''ve been hungry for many days. Why do you choose a clean one when eating cabbage? Do you want to wash it first?"


    Wu Yifan nodded, "I see."


    "Come on! Play it to me again."


    "Now?"


    Zhou Xingxing nodded.


    Wu Yifan performed once: "thank you, thank you for the cabbage, kawipe..."


    "Stop! No, you see, I''ll play it for you again."


    Zhou Xingxing took the cabbage and immediately entered the role, nodding and bowing: "thank you, thank you for the cabbage, Kaka... Well, we have been for many days # £¤ @..."


    The back lines, because his mouth was full of cabbage, couldn''t hear clearly, but the effect burst. His unique embarrassment rather than polite smile, plus his evasive eyes, was too cool.


    Li Tiezhu felt a burst of wow. NIMA is too strong. His comedy can let you see tears. It''s a pity that he doesn''t act.


    After that, Wu Yifan performed several times like Zhou Xingxing, but he couldn''t.


    Xingye patiently explained and demonstrated to him again and again, and constantly corrected. He himself liked Wu Yifan, an actor with good appearance and hard work.


    However, when he didn''t know how many times, the star finally became impatient and said angrily, "why can''t you eat the cabbage that fell on the ground? What do you mind? Don''t be an actor if you''re afraid of dirt?"


    Wu Yifan suddenly blushed and was extremely embarrassed.


    Anyway, he is also a popular fried chicken. He is still very upset when he is reprimanded in public. He blames Liu Xiaohua for being talkative.


    Xingye''s face was livid.


    People nearby began to evacuate silently and try to stay away from Xingye. Old monster Xu shook his head and didn''t mean to dissuade him.


    Zhou Xingxing was silent for a moment and said loudly, "are you afraid of being dirty? Or are you afraid of affecting the idol image? Are you handsome enough for Liu Huade?"


    Wu Yifan dared not breathe: "sorry, it''s just a sudden change of play... A little sudden."


    Li Tiezhu was also restrained by the strong aura of the star Lord. His heart was a little faster. Then he saw Liu Xiaohua walking past with grapes, looking for death? After you''ve fanned the flames, why don''t you go and watch the excitement up close?


    Zhou Xingxing said again, "what''s the sudden? When Xiangjiang made a film, there were no scripts. I could change it while writing and shooting. I like changing the play best. People all over the country know that if you don''t like it, um..."


    Put a grape in his mouth.


    Liu Xiaohua said, "sweet?"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled awkwardly: "sweet. That... If you don''t like it, it''s time to change actors now."


    Liu Xiaohua stuffed the fruit tray into Zhou Xingxing''s arms: "help me take it. Where''s your mobile phone?"


    Zhou Xingxing held the fruit tray and saw Liu Xiaohua touch his mobile phone in his pocket: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu covers his face, Liu Xiaohua. Aren''t you afraid of being beaten? It''s said that Xingye fights fiercely.


    Liu Xiaohua opened his cell phone: "do you drink pearl milk tea? Nothing can be done with a cup of milk tea. If there are some, just two."


    Zhou Xingxing: "small cup, cheaper. Wu Yifan, where were we just talking about?"


    Wu Yifan: "ah... Speaking of changing actors."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Lao Wu, what do you drink?"


    Wu Yifan: "wait, if I change actors, I''m not qualified to drink."


    Zhou Xingxing rolled his eyes and shook his hand: "order milk tea first! I''m really angry with you."


    After that, Zhou Xingxing came back with a fruit tray to complain to Xu laoguai. Xu laoguai ignored him and said to Liu Xiaohua, "American iced coffee!"


    Wu Yifan ordered a cup of coconut milk and sincerely said to Liu Xiaohua, "thanks, Lao Liu."


    Liu Xiaohua: "you''re welcome! Who makes you look so handsome."


    Wu Yifan is really angry now. After all, Xiaohua is so discerning.


    Li Tiezhu took a piece of cardboard and went to fan Zhou Xingxing. His idol was sweating with anger.


    Zhou Xingxing looked at Li Tiezhu, stuffed the fruit plate into him, grabbed the cardboard and fanned himself: "will you eat cabbage? Go play one."


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 Chapter 315

    Li Tiezhu looked around and no one said, "me, me?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "yes! Anyway, take a break. Go and play it. I''ll take it as an audition. I''ll see your style and arrange the role for you in the next film."


    It was agreed before, but the role has not been decided.


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK... Well, I''ll look at the script, the introduction of the characters, and then think about it for a few minutes."


    "What do you think?"


    "Think about this character, what he has experienced, what his goal is, and the original motivation and purpose of this play... I''m stupid, so I have to prepare more."


    "Who, give Li Tiezhu a script."


    Liu Xiaohua is asking the other three stars what to drink.


    Master brother Lin: "how do you know Xingye''s mobile phone password? Medium coke smoothie."


    Second senior brother Yang Wei: "mango juice cup."


    Third junior brother, former men''s basketball team stroke Bart: "original milk tea."


    Liu Xiaohua: "big cup, small cup?"


    Bart: of course. What''s a big cup or a small cup? It''s like oral liquid here


    After ordering milk tea and paying the money, Liu Xiaohua returned her mobile phone to Zhou Xingxing.


    Zhou Xingxing looked at the payment records and said, "is there a mistake? You order more than 80... Just drink some for the main characters. What the hell is self heating hot pot?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "I''ll help you spend more money and save points."


    "Save some shit points?"


    "Save points to plant Haloxylon ammodendron."


    "What kind of shit Haloxylon tree?"


    "It''s the trees planted to prevent desertification in Northwest China. Green water and green mountains are Jinshan and Yinshan."


    "Well, that... Although you have a point, why do you suddenly invite everyone to drink milk tea? Are you afraid that others think I have a bad temper? I''m not afraid! I''ve been used to it for so many years."


    "I''m afraid you''re angry. Drinking milk tea can make people happy. Every time I''m beaten, I want to eat sweet."


    Zhou Xingxing lowered his head, nodded on his mobile phone and muttered, "how can money be used to make a difference? No matter how sweet the milk tea is, it can''t make a difference. Now these actors are so stupid that they are afraid of this and that. Alas, even in our time, they dare to eat red shit."


    Liu Xiaohua: "my brother dares!"


    Li Tiezhu, who was reading the script, quickly raised his hand: "I dare not!"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled and wrinkled his face.


    After a while, the shooting started again. It was the scene of others. Wu Yifan thought about it on the other side.


    The scene of Longtao was almost taken, and the milk tea was also sent.


    Xu laoguai stopped and let everyone drink milk tea to have a rest. Then he came back to see Zhou Xingxing''s state. He saw him talking and laughing with Liu Xiaohua while drinking milk tea, and he was relieved.


    Zhou Xingxing asked Li Tiezhu, "are you ready?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Zhou Xingxing called Wu Yifan over and said, "let''s see how Li Tiezhu plays first."


    Xu laoguai personally ended up playing for Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Yifan''s uneasy eyes and shrugged fearlessly. He would not rob Wu Yifan''s role.


    Li Tiezhu had a little brewing and performed a paragraph very smoothly.


    Reasonable, Li Tiezhu''s intermediate acting skills are regular, but they are better than singers such as Wu Yifan. They accurately grasp the embarrassment and embarrassment of Tang monk. Moreover, he ate the cabbage so delicious that he was swallowing before he started eating, and there was a small piece of mud on the cabbage. Coupled with iron''s Han Han temperament, Zhou Xingxing liked the whole performance, and Xu laoguai gave a thumbs up.


    The two old demons are well-informed. Of course, they do not recognize Li Tiezhu''s acting skills, but his feeling. It is a style that is destined to be loved by the audience.


    Zhou Xingxing said to Wu Yifan, "see? This is the performance! You can feel how fragrant, crispy and delicious the cabbage is... You should first let go of yourself and don''t have any burden."


    Wu Yifan feels great pressure. Li Tiezhu is more popular than him recently. What if he replaces him?


    He hurriedly said, "I''m sorry, I know. I''ll do it again..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "take a break and have a cup of milk tea before you start work."


    Songzhu''er, dressed in ghost animal makeup, crowded over and quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "I think you play much better than him. You should play."


    Li Tiezhu: "they play Tang monk. Have you ever seen such an ugly Tang monk?"


    Songzhuer said, "is appearance so important? If I look like this, you will still like me, right?"


    Li Tiezhu was lost in thought.


    Matsushita: "well, at least you''re honest."


    "I didn''t say anything!"


    "Silence is better than sound."


    "I..."


    "OK! I don''t mind." said songzhu''er, holding Li Tiezhu''s arm, "school will begin in a few days. Hello, Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re filming. What about school?"


    "I''ll come with Liu Xiaohua. My play will not be made until half a month later. I''ll play dragon tricks by the way. You don''t know, those mass actors are old and talented... Emma, experts are among the people."


    "What do you know? Am I versatile?"


    "No, but an aunt can dance hip-hop and a child can shout wheat, but she didn''t sprout me to death..."


    As they spoke, the two held closer and couldn''t help it.


    "Eh! Hot eyes."


    Lin, wearing monkey makeup, came over with coke smoothie and said with disgust on his face.


    Songzhu''er hugged Li Tiezhu more tightly: "can you control you? Smelly monkey!"


    Lin: "very arrogant! Spider spirit!"


    Li Tiezhu raised the milk tea in his hand: "Lin, can you leave tomorrow? I think you''re filming your play."


    Lin Mou: "I''ve asked for leave from Xingye and the director for a long time. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Also, don''t shout blindly with Wang Dashao. My name is three words, Lin XX."


    Li Tiezhu: "useless Lin, no one remembers your name. Let''s go together tonight?"


    Lin: "yes, do you have a car?"


    "Do I look like a man with a car?"


    "Well... Let''s carpool, AA."


    "OK."


    Matsushita: "are you leaving tonight? Where are you going? Can''t you leave tomorrow morning?"


    Lin chuckled, "er... Sister zhu''er, I''m a little embarrassed by your conversation. Do you privately say no?"


    Matsushita: "I haven''t slept together for a month and a half. Can I take it easy?"


    Lin Mou: "wow..."


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed: "Lin and I will go to Suzhou and Hangzhou tomorrow to participate in the fourth phase of the third season of unlimited challenge. After that, we will go to the East China Sea to pack up our things the day after tomorrow and go to Kyoto on the 30th. This is the schedule we have arranged for a long time."


    Songzhuer is a little depressed. He thought he could talk about poetry, songs and life philosophy tonight.


    Lin Mou: "hello? Your sister is really cowhide! Relieve her anger! Your performance is enough to hit the face, ha ha."


    Li Tiezhu: "what? You have a grudge against that one?"


    Lin Mou: "that''s not true. I simply don''t like people who look better than me. You see, I like to play with Wang Dashao and you."


    After drinking milk tea, the film continued.


    Matsushita and Lin went back to their respective "jobs". Li Tiezhu continued to learn from Xu behind the old monster. When he saw the split lens manuscript in his hand, the whole person was not good. I''m afraid he wasn''t drawing comics! Is that too strong?


    At lunch, Xingye, like the staff, squatted next to Li Tiezhu with a box of lunch. There was no shelf at all.


    On the contrary, Liu Xiaohua "plays a big card". She eats two dishes and one soup, plus a self heating hot pot. If she can''t finish it, she calls songzhuer to share it with her. Because someone said she was too young. How could she eat boxed lunch when she was still growing up at the age of 16? He ordered her takeout out out of his own pocket.


    Although other actors envy him, Zhou Xingxing is eating boxed lunch. Who dares to be special? So, a row squatted in the studio.


    "You''ll spoil her like this."


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about Tucao.


    Zhou Xingxing: "ah... I''m not used to her. I don''t invite her to eat delicious food. She will order it with my mobile phone. If I order it, I can at least spend less money."


    Li Tiezhu did not point out: "in short, thank you."


    Zhou Xingxing took a bite of rice: "she''s so cute. Why does her mother always beat her?"


    "Because she asked for it, she won''t die for what she does."


    "Really? Ha ha... It''s fun."


    "She often annoyed her mother half to death. Once the school organized a picnic. She stole other farmers'' uncle''s chicken and roasted it. Who did you say she didn''t get beaten?"


    "Hey, hey... Did she kill the chicken herself?"


    "I didn''t kill them seriously. I learned from Xiangjiang film to make a flower chicken. I baked it wrapped in mud. I didn''t bake it well. I came back and had diarrhea for two days."


    "She has a talent for comedy. If she plays well, she can''t be the protagonist, but she will be very good."


    "I see! And she''s popular."


    "Yes! Of course, you are a little more powerful. Your talent and talent are much higher than Xiaohua. If you act seriously, the box office will be great. That''s the way the movie is. You buy tickets only when the audience likes you."


    "I''m flattered. Mr. Xu Shanzheng told me that too. I''ll try my best."


    "My next movie is Mermaid 2. I''m going to call you to play the leading actor."


    "Ah? Ah?"


    "Ah, what?"


    "You''re not teasing me, are you? Can I play the leading actor like me?"


    Li Tiezhu almost spewed out a mouthful of rice.


    Zhou Xingxing said blandly, "at present, the domestic films all have bad meteors. They play male number one! Moreover, I have more confidence after watching your performance just now. Don''t worry."


    Li Tiezhu was already a little incoherent. He only knew how to thank him: "thank you... That... Thank you..."


    He thought that Xingye was trying to find himself. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be the number one man? Li Tiezhu never thought that he would be able to play male No. 1, not to mention male No. 1 in Xingye film.


    This is not a dream, is it? So lucky?


    Zhou Xingxing calmly ate a boxed lunch and thought, popularity is high, acting is great, and motionless can make people laugh. So many advantages are combined in one. What is not a hero? You''re like a firefly in the dark... Of course, it''s mainly cheap.


    Isn''t it a dream? That''s the pay?


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu continued to watch the film, but his steps were a little erratic. Happiness came too suddenly and needed to be slowed down.


    But in fact, this is the reason why Li Tiezhu doesn''t know enough about himself. Because of his sudden popularity this year, many crew are ready to find him to play the leading role.


    (those who are late for the shift are in a bad state today, and their eyes are black. They will not be updated tomorrow morning, but they will make up later)

 Chapter 316

    Isn''t it easy for an album like Li Tiezhu to turn over the baton hammer of the whole song world and play a male number one? There''s no chance for movies, but TV dramas and online dramas are still very easy.


    Xiao Zhen can play the leading role. Even if his godfather is hard, isn''t his Penguin father hard?


    Although Li Tiezhu looks ordinary, can''t he still operate in the opposite direction?


    Besides, it''s not that girls don''t like ugly actors, but that you are not famous for your ugliness. Similarly, they are not famous and talented. Of course, girls look good-looking. Fools know how to choose.


    But Li Tiezhu is different.


    In the final analysis, Penguin culture loves Li Tiezhu too much. There is no good script and production team. Such TV dramas refuse one by one. Because I can''t afford to lose that man!


    Where is a good TV play these days? No face.


    Penguin culture is not urgent. Li Tiezhu would rather go to variety shows than take bad films. If the reputation is bad, it''s hard to remember.


    After all, the leaders don''t have much hope for Li Tiezhu''s acting skills, so they will have a hard reputation. They would rather take the Dragon suit of "heart in full bloom" and "medicine God" than play TV dramas indiscriminately, unless the quality is good and the role is appropriate.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu is not very interested in fishing for gold, so he won''t force his agent to collect money for him like other popular artists.


    So far, Li Tiezhu hasn''t received a commercial performance. In addition to being nervous about his studies, the most important thing is that he doesn''t want to go.


    Under Zhang Xiaomeng''s framework, Li Tiezhu''s "worth" is extremely uneven:


    A variety show of 1.5 million, 1-2 days.


    Endorsement cost 25 million, two years.


    Film and television theme song composed and sang 800000 times, 1.


    The commercial performance price is 1.5 million, 2-3 songs.


    100000-800000 film and television guest appearances within 15 days.


    The prices of the first three items are all first-line prices, or even higher. The price of songs is not said. It''s really expensive, and the variety show is not talked about. It''s second only to those first-line variety masters. The most outrageous thing is that the price of commercial performance is even second only to old singers such as president Zhou. There are still many people invited and rejected by Zhang Xiaomeng.


    Li Tiezhu''s endorsement fee is ridiculously expensive, more expensive than lengba and songzhu''er, and goes straight after Wu Yifan.


    Even so, there are still many big brands talking about endorsement with Zhang Xiaomeng.


    Including many big brands such as huami, OV and Pepsi.


    However, endorsement is not achieved overnight. As long as it is not because of the forced termination of the contract in addition to the scandal, it will not be replaced until the last endorsement star expires.


    Compared with the sky high prices of the previous four items, the price of film and television guest stars is simply the price of cabbage, almost at the second and third tier level.


    Low is a little low, but it is in line with Li Tiezhu''s grade.


    It seems that the price is outrageous. It''s better to record a variety show and run a show for half a month to make money. However, who makes Li Tiezhu ridiculously strong in the entertainment circle and the singing world? In the film and television industry, he has not proved himself.


    The purpose of this is to make it easier for Li Tiezhu to "rub" into good films and roles, sharpen his acting skills, improve his reputation, and prepare for the real starring films in the future.


    So, when Zhang Xiaomeng learned that Zhou Xingxing was going to invite Li Tiezhu to play male number one, the whole person was stunned.


    Do we underestimate Li Tiezhu''s film potential?


    It should be said that Zhou Xingxing used Li Tiezhu because he was cheap. Zhang Xiaomeng believes that after all, he is so stingy, but no matter how stingy, he can''t joke about his own film, which shows that... Li Tiezhu is OK.


    "The quotation of the protagonist is different from that of the guest star. Don''t worry, I''ll talk to Xingye."


    Zhang Xiaomeng replied to Li Tiezhu on wechat, using words, because he knew that Li Tiezhu was next to Xingye now. Don''t be heard.


    Li Tiezhu soon sent a message:


    "Isn''t it interesting to raise prices at this time?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng replied: "don''t raise the price and ask for other requirements. Don''t worry. I''ll have a meeting with the company leaders right away. Don''t worry. I won''t let the male number one fly."


    After getting this guarantee, Li Tiezhu put down his heart and continued to observe and study.


    In the afternoon, the sun slanted westward, and the weather was still dry and hot.


    Seeing that the play was almost finished, Li Tiezhu went out of the studio and began to digest what he had learned. In fact, it was very difficult, because his brain was not smart and his professional knowledge was terrible.


    So it seems that "people in an embarrassing way" is afraid of dystocia. Sure enough, if you don''t get a rabbit, you can enter the industry.


    After taking the scheduled part of the play, Lin found Li Tiezhu and said, "wait for me for a while. Let''s take off our makeup and go. I''ve found the car."


    They don''t know much, but they know each other early and have a good relationship.


    Li Tiezhu said, "let''s go after dinner. Anyway, the crew has free boxed lunch."


    Lin: "it makes sense. It is said to add chicken legs tonight."


    After a while, Matsushita first took off her makeup and came to stick Li Tiezhu to play with her mobile phone. After a while, Liu Xiaohua also came and ate a bag of xiaowanneng, waiting for... Rice.


    After finishing work, Xu laoguai came over with a stack of split lens manuscripts and patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "how many things have you learned from your master?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "he said, if you don''t teach me martial arts, I''ll just rub his fame."


    Xu laoguai had some regrets and said, "it doesn''t matter. I''ll shoot Di Renjie at the end of the year. Are you interested in coming?"


    Li Tiezhu was flattered: "thank you, director Xu. I will come and play anything."


    Xu laoguai nodded and left. Xiangjiang filmmakers are always in a group. Whether from Chen Yisen or Cheng Dalong, Li Tiezhu is related to his family. If he can help, he can help. After all, the young generation of Xiangjiang is seriously out of gear.


    It''s a pity that the guy who is best at photography is really good! Perfect documentary style! I also appreciate it.


    Zhou Xingxing followed him and looked at songzhu''er who brushed his mobile phone: "what''s the matter? If you have time to read the script, your acting is a little difficult. Young people should know how to improve themselves and don''t play mobile phones and dating every day..."


    Songzhuer quickly stood up and nodded, "yes, I''ll memorize the script."


    Spider essence doesn''t have a few lines. I''ll take it easily!


    Zhou Xingxing: "do you mean lines in a movie? What if you don''t have a line? It''s not a TV play! One look and one action should be carefully considered. Would I tell you so much if I didn''t watch it on Xiaohua noodles?"


    In his opinion, songzhuer''s acting skills are too ordinary except that she is beautiful.


    After that, the star looked at Liu Xiaohua: "I know to eat all day and be a pig in my next life."


    Liu Xiaohua: "slightly..."


    what the fuck!


    Xingye was speechless. The counterattack was so sharp that he had to turn around and train Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, you don''t have to run a little variety. Learn acting well in school. If you don''t perform well, I can''t help you if I want to help you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I study the hardest."


    "I want you to be smart. Don''t learn foolishly. Many things in the college are very rigid."


    "Ah... Will I learn it or not?"


    "It''s up to you! Anyway, I choose actors and never watch acting. I''m not as good as I am."


    Xingye succeeded in his prank and left with his hands on his back.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer look at each other. You don''t even look at acting. What do you mean by training us for a long time? Originally, your movie only needs to be played according to you. Can''t you play it by yourself?


    Soon there was a boxed lunch, and chicken legs were indeed added, but everyone always felt that it was wrong. Two meat and one vegetable became one meat and one vegetable.


    Add a lonely!


    After lunch, Li Tiezhu said goodbye to Liu Xiaohua and song Zhuer, and rushed to Suzhou and Hangzhou with Lin.


    On the bus, Lin said nervously, "iron pillar, are you afraid to participate in infinite challenge? I''m a little empty now. I heard that the artists who have been on this program have been badly punished, such as Shayi, Xiaoyue, Zong Xiaobao, etc..."


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "you asked the wrong person."


    "What do you mean?"


    "You should ask, I''m going to participate in infinite challenge. Several of their permanent guests are afraid."


    "Sleeping trough! Yes! I heard they were afraid of you. Why?"


    "Want to learn? I''ll teach you!"


    Lin nodded and his eyes were shining: "want to think!"


    Li Tiezhu recalled: "it''s very simple. He tied sun Lei and Fang Bo as soon as he went up, then threatened them and forced them to be your lackeys. He looked for a chance to rob Huang Sanshi and get him out until he was eliminated. As long as these three dry lie down, the other three are slag, and the combat effectiveness is not good."


    "Are you exaggerating?"


    "Haven''t you seen the issue I attended? That''s what I did."


    "Yes, I thought it was a script..."


    "Where did the chicken stick come from? Even the director doesn''t know what will happen next. If you don''t do them, they will do you."


    "It''s terrible! I guess I can''t learn. You''ll cover me then."


    "Why?"


    Lin Gou: "ah? We have a good relationship!"


    Zhugou: "I have a good relationship with them. Why can I help you?"


    Lin Gou: "... I''ll be your dog leg."


    Column dog: "deal!"


    Lin Gou: "that''s settled. Let''s call it two dog combination!"


    Li Tiezhu wants to stop talking. Don''t take me with you.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu''s new nickname has been popular all over the country. It''s called out by Liu Xiaohua. It''s hard not to spread it one by one.


    In the evening, the car arrived at the Hyatt Hotel in Suzhou and Hangzhou.


    Li Tiezhu wanted to pay for the car. After all, he said AA before, but Lin resolutely refused.


    "We''re on our own now. Don''t mention it! Let''s go and I''ll treat you to dinner. How about the whole kebab?"


    Lin Mou big airway.


    Li Tiezhu sneered in his heart. Am I a person who can buy off a meal? Yes! Kebabs are delicious! oh dear! Cold beer is great.


    After a big meal, they went back to the hotel with shoulder to shoulder. They had a tacit understanding of collusion.


    Therefore, the relationship that anyone can only see must be maintained by drinking and eating.


    The schedule of stars such as Fang Bo and Huang Sanshi was very tight, and they basically didn''t return until midnight. Therefore, they didn''t see anyone, so they talked with the staff of the program group.


    Then, director Yan found Li Tiezhu and said, "tomorrow, take it easy and don''t be too cruel."


    The forest dog on one side was stunned. Is the column dog so fierce?

 Chapter 317

    Li Tiezhu was holding a flat plate to beat drum music and said, "I have no problem! As long as they don''t annoy me."


    Yan Dao: "how can they not annoy you?"


    Yan Minxin said, I know that the three spirits have been secretly connected, and I''m going to give you a tragic lesson tomorrow.


    Or I''ll lay an egg on you?


    When Fang Bo, Huang Sanshi and sun Lei finished the dinner last time, they publicly announced that they would target Li Tiezhu in this issue and shouted a slogan "more than fighting, shame before snow!" the three pigs, sheep and mice did not participate, because they were afraid of Li Tiezhu, and even the little sheep would not participate in this issue.


    Yi Xing can''t adjust the schedule because he wants to produce a new single, prepare a new album and hold a concert.


    Speaking of it, it has something to do with Li Tiezhu. Yi Xing''s new single Su Muzha was written by Li Tiezhu, and Yi Xing''s concert was postponed to stagger with Li Tiezhu''s concert and avoid direct competition. After all, Li Tiezhu''s Buddha can''t stand up to killing Buddha this year.


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Provoke me? Then don''t blame me for being cruel..."


    Director Yan: "OK... I''ll just say that. Anyway, enough is enough. Just don''t show anything that can''t be broadcast."


    Lin, who lives in the same room with Li Tiezhu, was not calm: "director Yan, there have been pictures that can''t be broadcast in this program? How can I be scared?"


    Director Yan sneered: "this program has never appeared..."


    However, SiHa appeared last year. Li Tiezhu, a dog, took Luhani on the deck and hissed towards the river. Luhani''s stupid roe deer actually followed... Therefore, Yan Min came today to try to prevent this kind of thing from happening.


    Of course, the probability of success is small. Li Tiezhu is crazy like a mad dog. Who can control it?


    After Yan Dao left, Lin asked Li Tiezhu, "how do I feel that Yan Dao is a little afraid of you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "hum! Just be afraid."


    Lin Gou''s eyes suddenly become a little worship. Are you so hanging? Then I can rest assured that tomorrow will not be too miserable.


    At eleven o''clock, Li Tiezhu went to the balcony and secretly made a video with songzhu''er for half an hour. After thinking about it, he made a video for lengba and wished her a happy Tanabata. It''s a shame to say that Li Tiezhu has videos with songzhu''er almost every day, but rarely with lengba. He just keeps in touch with her on wechat every day.


    "What does Tanabata have to do with me? People don''t deserve to announce it to you..."


    When cats whine, Li Tiezhu usually can''t carry it. However, Li Tiezhu could see that although lengba complained, she was actually very happy, and her eyes were bent into crescent shape.


    The next day, Monday, August 28, was the Tanabata Festival.


    At 9 a.m., the recording of unlimited challenge begins.


    At the gate of Hyatt Hotel, Fang Bo was the first to walk out of the gate, get on a program group''s car, and then be asked to wear eye masks. Then came Huang Sanshi, little pig Luo Xiaoxiang and squirrel Wang Su. They all asked to wear eye masks on the back of the car.


    Li Tiezhu and Lin did not appear immediately. Although there are no rules, there should be a basic framework, otherwise the program will be chaotic.


    At present, Li Tiezhu only knows that the theme of this issue is "national witness", and there is no valuable information.


    In the first car, Fang Bo muttered, "at the end of the last phase, sun Lei disappeared, and today he was not there. Of course, if sun Lei is not there, this phase will be more smooth, but it seems that there are new guests in this phase. I don''t know what the new guests will be like..."


    When it comes to new guests, Fang Bo shows a playful smile. They all know who the new guests are, and even the sniper camp is getting better.


    Subtitle of program group: are there any guests playing again?


    Caption: no! You can''t afford to play this guest!


    The barrage is the same:


    Make complaints about official Tucao most deadly!


    "Oh! I don''t know who is playing who!"


    "How can I play with my big iron pillar?"


    "The great devil is coming. You will die."


    "Naive!"


    "I really want to see what he looks like when he knows it''s Li Tiezhu."


    "The serious elder brother officially participated in the five articles for the first time, and sprinkled flowers to welcome him."


    "Did you come with lengba last time?"


    "It was picked up by Xiao Yue on the road. It doesn''t count."


    "All the people I picked up on the way abused the Sanjing like that. There must be a good play in this period."


    The program shot everything. When he came to the hotel, Lin took Li Tiezhu''s milk tea and followed the staff forward.


    Supers: Lin XX, code named Lin Gou.


    Staff: "Hello, Lin! Because sun Lei must disappear for a period, please replace him for a period."


    Lin smiled slightly strangely: "I heard, what to replace? Is there any explanation or arrangement?"


    Staff: "No."


    Then, Lin was stuffed into the car and taken away. Lin looked blankly: "I was dragged away by the car when I came. I was very confused and didn''t have a welcome ceremony or anything."


    Staff: "yes, here you are."


    Lin suddenly smiled at the corners of his mouth and put on his mask: "it''s shining! Should I be so mysterious for the first time? Hey, hey... Although I''m popular, I don''t play big cards..."


    Because of Li Tiezhu''s support, Lin is much more calm than expected.


    Barrage:


    "I want to laugh at the sight of Lin dog."


    "Hello, Lin dog!"


    "After leaving, there''s a more stupid Er ha."


    "Have a nice day, Lin dog!"


    In the next shot, Li Tiezhu, who was expected by the public, appeared. He was wearing a sunscreen suit and his head was covered in his hat. Accompanied by the staff, Li Tiezhu walked out of the hotel and talked and laughed with the staff. The atmosphere was two meters and eight meters.


    subtitle:


    Old face: Li Tiezhu, the punisher of infinite three essence!


    There are also female fans shouting Yi Xing, because they can''t see the face under the hat.


    Li Tiezhu took off his hat: "Yi Xing didn''t come. Can I replace him?"


    "Oh..."


    "Yes, yes! Quite yes."


    "Li Tiezhu, I want to give you a monkey..."


    "Serious elder brother Nen died of Huang Laoxie."


    "I love you..."


    Fans see that Li Tiezhu is not disappointed, but the cheers are higher.


    Barrage crazy take-off:


    "What bidding face? This is the bidding face!"


    "Although I like Yi Xing, thank tie Zhu for writing songs for my family Aidou."


    "Warning: serious brother haunts!"


    "Infinite Sanjing: finished the calf!"


    "Want to see Li Tiezhu dry forest dog raise his hand!"


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    When he got on the bus, he took the eye mask given by the staff. Li Tiezhu didn''t wear it either. He asked, "is brother Lei really absent? It''s a pity!"


    Who am I going to bully when he''s not here?


    Staff: "yes, Rego disappeared at the end of the last issue."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, that''s probably still there?"


    Staff: "no, what I said is not, really not."


    "Yes! I see."


    "What do you know? You just hope he''s here? He doesn''t speak the rules at all."


    "You speak like I speak the rules."


    "Er..."


    Li Tiezhu put on his eye mask and took it down after three seconds: "shoot it? That''s it."


    Staff: "according to the program rules, you must wear goggles all the time."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you hit me!"


    The staff took the walkie talkie: "guide Yan, guide Yan, Li Tiezhu doesn''t wear an eye mask."


    Yan Min replied on the walkie talkie, "if you don''t wear it, don''t wear it. He''s crazy and blind. What are you afraid of?"


    Staff member: "no, director, why are you so persuasive... Can''t you provoke him?"


    Yan Min: "otherwise?"


    The staff were completely silent.


    The barrage of bullets is crazy to call. This is my li Tiezhu. He is famous! Compared with Li Tiezhu, sun Lei is a child playing house.


    Li Tiezhu began to drink milk tea. Since he drank Zheng Yanzi''s milk tea that year, he has fallen in love with Zheng Yanzi. Usually, he can''t help swallowing when watching Zheng Yanzi drink milk tea. When I was poor, I was mercilessly ridiculed by Ban Hua. Later, when I became red, I liked milk tea more. I not only drank it myself, but also invited others to drink it.


    The staff held it for a few minutes and said, "Li Tiezhu, you came last year and helped Yue Yupeng win the final victory. Do you have any regrets or goals this time?"


    Li Tiezhu sneered. Last year? If it hadn''t been for the time of raising a cat last year, sister Ba, I would have been so gentle? Today let you see what real strength is!


    Of course, the official support is still needed: "it''s very emotional. The goal is not high. Bring the infinite three delicacies in one pot."


    The staff turned their eyes. This is a new comer. He doesn''t understand Li Tiezhu''s tough. He thought he was forced.


    Barrage:


    "I''m brother Zhu in society. People don''t talk much."


    "It was last year''s program that Li Tiezhu wrote rolling water flowing east of the Yangtze River. What song do you write today?"


    "Unfortunately, lengba is not here..."


    "I still like the picture of Li Tiezhu protecting Xiaoyue. It''s so loving."


    "Serious brother, who will be tied this time?"


    "Really don''t wear goggles? This NIMA is too strong."


    "Wear an eye mask? Li Tiezhu is afraid that he will beat Yan Min to wear his own eye mask."


    "Huang Laoxie''s IQ can kill Li Tiezhu?"


    "Oh! Naive, look at the mushroom house. The old fox has been fattened by Li Tiezhu for more than 20 kilograms. Who plays who?"


    "In the entertainment industry, I only serve Li Tiezhu."


    As the program continues, Fang Bo, Huang Sanshi, Luo Xiaoxiang and Wang Su arrive one after another. They are respectively taken to different places by two people in black. Each person arrives at different places.


    Among them, Wang speed was the worst and got on the elevator again.


    Lin and Li Tiezhu came a little later. Lin entered the scheduled place first, and then it was Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    Staff member: "please put on your goggles and we''ll take a shot."


    Li Tiezhu got out of the car and left: "I don''t! I''m afraid of the dark."


    Staff: "where are you going? Don''t run!"


    Li Tiezhu looked back: "shut up! Don''t talk. I''ll touch the bottom and see what they''re doing."


    In the walkie talkie, director Yan asked the staff to cooperate with Li Tiezhu. He could only swallow his anger. Why did I get Li Tiezhu? What did you do in your last life?


    Li Tiezhu quickly caught up with Lin who was about to enter the small black house, grabbed a cameraman''s camera, clothes and hat, carried the camera and followed Lin into a small black house.


    Although this is the first time to officially participate in the five articles, he is a real old driver.


    The staff with Li Tiezhu had to wait outside the door.


    The door is closed.


    A voice came from the loudspeaker: "it''s time. Please take off your goggles."


    Lin Gou took off his blindfold, looked around, and then looked at the "cameraman": "why is this?"


    He is in a very small KTV.


    On the other hand, the piglets are in a kitchen. Huang Sanshi is a fitness studio, and Huang Sanshi analyzes that they are now in a container.


    The last container is a webcast room with a blackboard, but there is no one in it, because this is Li Tiezhu''s place.

 Chapter 318

    Lin Gou was a little flustered and muttered, "I feel like I''ve been kidnapped. I''m a little nervous... Where''s Zhugou? Has my brother been kidnapped, too?"


    Li Tiezhu carried the camera and said, "that can''t be. Can I be as stupid as you?"


    When Lin heard the voice, he was happy: "Why are you here? You can also pretend to be a cameraman?"


    Li Tiezhu put down the camera: "unlimited challenges, everything is possible! How can an old driver like me follow the director''s routine? He said he would wear an eye mask, wouldn''t I have no face?"


    Lin Mou: "Wow! I''m relieved to have you."


    Drop


    A computer in front of the small black room lights up, a text appears, and begins to broadcast:


    "Welcome to host the battle of hegemony. Today, only one of you six can win the honor of hosting the gold medal. Now you have to test the mobile phone in front of you for webcast, and the audience can leave the studio for the next round of test only when the number of viewers reaches the corner. Now, the game begins..."


    After listening, Lin was a little confused: "live broadcast! Do you have any experience with Zhugou? Yes, you have. You have broadcast the Royal engine. Wang Dashao and I have seen it and rewarded it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "tiktok, I see. It''s a new live voice, but it''s a little bit new to me."


    Lin: "please, brother!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome!"


    At this time, the staff in the house said, "according to the regulations of the director group, this mobile phone belongs to Lin, so all the results belong to Lin."


    Li Tiezhu put down the camera: "ah? I mean, I helped him reach 60000 live people, not mine?"


    Staff: "yes."


    "What if I don''t help him?"


    "Whatever. Anyway, the container has been locked and you can''t get out. There''s no one in your live studio now."


    "Shit..."


    "In other words, because you violate the regulations of the program group without authorization, you must open this container before entering your container for live broadcasting."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face, but he was mistaken by intelligence!


    Old drivers also roll over.


    Lin Gou suddenly laughed loudly: "hehe, hehe..."


    Li Tiezhu: "laugh again, laugh again, I won''t help you."


    Lin Gou: "if you don''t help me, you can''t get out."


    Li Tiezhu: "then record an issue here. Anyway, the announcement fee has been settled in advance."


    Lin Gou: "ah? Isn''t it settled after the program is recorded?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s for you."


    Because he was in a bad mood, Li Tiezhu and Lin lost, and Lin didn''t care. He started the live broadcast.


    As soon as he showed his face, the effect was remarkable. The number of people in the live studio suddenly broke from 0 to 20, then 30, and then he began to sing. After all, he was in a small black house in the shape of KTV.


    Lin Gou said in a voice, "a mediocre person like me, like me..."


    Doodle doodle


    30 viewers fell to 23.


    Lin Gou was surprised: "can this live broadcast still kill people? What''s the situation? I''ll break through 60000 people and get a monkey''s year and a horse''s month? I''m led by the front line of the network and cherish this fate... Two more?"


    Li Tiezhu crossed his legs across the street, not in a hurry, not at all.


    Lin could not bear it: "brother! Brother Zhu! Do me a favor?"


    Li Tiezhu ignored.


    Someone replied in the live broadcast:


    "What brother Zhu? Is it Li Tiezhu?"


    "If Li Tiezhu, I''ll call you a hundred people."


    "Lin Gou, let me see the serious brother."


    "Is it Li Tiezhu?"


    Copying a play, although I feel a little sour, what is it for achievement? Decisively picked up the mobile phone, walked to Li Tiezhu, squatted, let them appear on the camera at the same time, and said:


    "Look! This isn''t the pillar dog. Who is it? The network line leads, cherish this fate! He and I are together today. We call the two dog combination. Brothers help call people! Otherwise we will lose."


    Li Tiezhu had thought for several minutes and had some ideas. He grabbed his mobile phone and said:


    "Tiktok tiktok, please listen to me. Listen to me. Anyone who has a neck or a fan can catch up with our account, and send out the collar and the jitter to get everyone else to the studio."


    There were a lot of responses in the comments. Soon, the number of live rooms fell to single digits.


    Lin Mou: "OK? Everyone has gone."


    Soon, that''s all.


    The number of people suddenly soared and exceeded 300. Lin was very happy. Zhugou was indeed an old driver. Even if he overturned, he was still so fierce.


    Because you can''t use your own mobile phone on the program, Li Tiezhu called the mobile phone of the program group. It''s Liu Xiaohua''s. The goods are spread on the set. You must have time to answer the phone.


    "Hello? No insurance, no financial management, no loans. Who are you?"


    "Shut up! Brother, I am your brother. Listen, don''t ask why. I''m on the show. I''ll send you a picture. You fans are more... You go to the people, preferably Zhou Xingxing, take a tiktok video, let them come to this account to see me live, I need sixty thousand people."


    "Elder brother? Aren''t you challenging infinitely?"


    "Yes! So please help. This is the part of the program. Don''t be wordy. Go quickly!"


    "Oh, I see, Lao Zhou, Lao Zhou..."


    Toot~


    Lin immediately gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: "cowhide! Now we are sure to win. With tens of millions of fans of Xiaohua and the appeal of Xingye, tut tut... I always thought you were silly. I didn''t expect you to be so smart."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you don''t think you can get 60000 people just by broadcasting live?"


    Lin: "do you want to recruit outside the plate?"


    Li Tiezhu cut a voice: "rest assured, except Wang speed, everyone else is all kinds of Sao operation, the collar, the jitter, the chat group, all kinds of expansion messages, not one will live in real life! All kinds of strokes outside the tiktok are not poor."


    Lin: "I''m still too young."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, this is the beginning. I started to roll over. After I go out from you, I have to go to my live broadcast. If there are no 60000 people, there is no car!"


    Barrage:


    "I used to think Li Tiezhu was stupid, but now I''m stupid."


    "Sleeping trough! The star is on the variety show..."


    "Liu Xiaohua is really poisonous and highly toxic."


    "Lin Gou is so silly."


    "Serious brother, even if he overturns, he is as handsome as ever!"


    "This is my male god!"


    "Tiezhu knows too much about men''s help! There is really no serious."


    "Huang Sanshi also toots his mouth to sell cute, vomit..."


    With the release of Liu Xiaohua''s jitter, the number of live rooms in Lin tiktok began to soar, and soon broke through fifty thousand people.


    Lin was flattered: "thank you, thank you for your support. I don''t know what to say..."


    Li Tiezhu robbed the mobile phone: "what do you have to say? I pulled all the people. Everyone is like this. I''m helping Lin. after 60000 people, I''ll switch to my number. Later, I''ll take my mobile phone and push it directly in the live broadcasting room. Just turn around, you know?"


    Lin Mou: "still have this kind of operation?"


    "Live, haven''t you played?"


    "Never played..."


    Drop! 60000 people completed the task.


    A new task card appears:


    In this program, each of the six people represents a kind of fruit and has a pursuit target. They must not leave the live screen for 30 seconds in the whole process. The winner will win the title of gold medal host.


    Lin''s fruit is... Banana.


    Lin came up to the mobile phone held by Li Tiezhu and said, "Wow, how do I feel that this game is a little exciting? My fruit is... Um..."


    Li Tiezhu covered his mouth: "are you stupid? The whole live studio knows what you say. Don''t they tell others that you''ll reveal your secret?"


    Lin Mou: "right roar ~ it''s still your old driver, although the car overturned."


    WOW!


    The side door of the container suddenly opened. Lin was startled and hid behind Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "get off quickly."


    When Lin heard the speech, he jumped down from the truck. As soon as he landed, he saw that a car next door was also opened, and Fang Bo got down from the car.


    Fang Bo also took his mobile phone and smiled maliciously when he saw Lin: "Hey, hey... Lin? Welcome to the infinite challenge! Hahaha..."


    Lin shivered.


    Fang Bojian walked towards Lin and even licked his lips.


    Then, Li Tiezhu jumped out of the car with his mobile phone: "yo! BOGO, your hairstyle is very chic."


    "Hey, wocao! Li Tiezhu! You, you... Where are you together? Ha, what... I have something to do. Let''s go first!"


    As soon as Fang Bo''s face changed, he turned and ran.


    Confirmed the eyes, is the person I can''t provoke, at least I can''t provoke alone.


    When he managed to escape to the car, Fang Bo breathed a sigh of relief and said to the live camera: "My God! I was scared to death. As soon as I got off the bus and met Lin, I thought it was a soft persimmon. I went to pinch it. Good guy, another Li Tiezhu jumped off the bus, which made my legs soft at that time. Li Tiezhu''s stuff can''t be expected. What if he rushed up and tied me up again? Fortunately, I''m smart."


    A voice came, "how clever?"


    Fang Bo suddenly looked very ugly: "I forgot to lock the door. What''s that? Hello, Tiezhu."


    "Okay, what''s good? Bring it to you!"


    Li Tiezhu directly grabbed Fang Bo''s mobile phone and took a picture of Lin''s mobile phone: "screenshots of the live room. Come to Lin''s live room and turn to my live room later. In addition, the barrage told me, what''s BOGO''s fruit? Tomatoes? OK, thank you!"


    Fang Bo held his forehead with one hand. It''s a mistake!


    Lin stretched out a head: "I''m still here. Haven''t I been 30 seconds?"


    Then, Li Tiezhu threw his mobile phone to Fang Bo: "brother Bo, see you later."


    Fang Bo wiped the sweat on his forehead, picked up his cell phone and asked the driver to lock the door before saying, "don''t support him. I don''t know what''s going on. He must not have completed his task... Ah? It was commented that he has been in Lin''s room all the time. Hahaha, that''s it. Don''t help him. Let him stay in the container for the first time..."


    Although Fang Bo began to make trouble, he couldn''t stop the sharp decline in the number of people in the live broadcasting room. Li Tiezhu''s appeal was still very strong.


    Lin took it, really took it.


    Just now, he was still asking the staff where Li Tiezhu''s container was. As a result, Zhu Gou walked around with his mobile phone, detoured around the car and directly got on Fang Bo''s car. He was startled and thought that Li Tiezhu had abandoned him. He hung up after 30 seconds, so he ran over quickly. As a result, he knew that Li Tiezhu robbed Fang Bo''s mobile phone and advertised.


    Soon, the number of people in Lin''s live studio broke 100000, and many commented that they came from Fang Bona.


    Can you still play like this?


    (OK, today''s copy will be delivered at the third watch. From tomorrow, we will continue to restore the update method of obsessive-compulsive disorder.)

 Chapter 319

    Lin followed Li Tiezhu into his container because he couldn''t leave the camera, otherwise he would be eliminated.


    Li Tiezhu took Lin''s mobile phone and photographed his account. Similarly, he liked Li Tiezhu''s direct screenshot identification and jumped to Li Tiezhu''s side.


    Lin looked at the crazy falling data, and the data fell directly to only 70000 people.


    In contrast, Li Tiezhu broke through 100000 in a few minutes.


    Li Tiezhu''s mission system also triggered: fruit, blueberry, chasing tomato.


    Li Tiezhu went up directly and turned off his laptop. He couldn''t let Lin see his fruit. He had to guard against people.


    This has nothing to do with IQ, but with living environment and experience. Li Tiezhu has been so cautious since childhood, referred to as Gou.


    It was not until he left the container for a long time that Lin remembered: "pillar dog, what is your fruit?"


    Li Tiezhu''s face remained unchanged: "didn''t I just tell you? Shh, keep your voice down... Durian, the target is peach."


    Lin: "ah! I just lost my fans. I''m a little distracted. I''m sorry."


    Without taking two steps, I saw Huang Sanshi get down from an RV.


    Lin Mou: "column dog, do he?"


    Li Tiezhu: "go, press the fat man on the ground, and then scan the QR code behind him."


    Lin: "isn''t that good?"


    The old fox came with his stomach out: "yes, iron pillar! I''ve tried my best to fatten me up to 20 kilograms in the mushroom house for this day? I haven''t reduced it for more than two months!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Miss Huang, you have wronged me. I just want you to eat and drink well."


    The old fox smiled insidiously: "don''t talk nonsense. There are four or five days left. I''ll be your teacher''s teacher. Maybe I''ll give you a class. You can do it! You and zhu''er have been in College for four years."


    Li Tiezhu: "let''s make an alliance."


    "Good! Our teachers and disciples are invincible together!"


    "Of course it''s right to hang out with you."


    Collective tension of barrage group:


    "No, serious brother, you will be sold by Huang Laoxie!"


    "The old fox showed an evil smile."


    "My God, who are you allied with?"


    "Isn''t it going to kill?"


    "That can''t be. I believe Li Tiezhu. Sao operates one set at a time."


    Sure enough, Huang Laoxie asked, "iron pillar, what''s your fruit? What''s your goal?"


    Li Tiezhu said honestly, "I''m pineapple. The goal is passion fruit. What is passion fruit?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Hey! Passion fruit is just a kind of fruit. I''m even more surprised. The fruit is cherry. Look at this little cherry. I''m a little embarrassed for people who are dozens of years old. The goal is strawberry. Where''s Kobayashi?"


    The old fox frowned and acted skillfully.


    Li Tiezhu has a simple, honest and cute face, and his acting skills are also superb.


    Lin suddenly fell into a panic. What Zhugou said was different from that just now. What''s the matter?


    He hesitated and said, "I''m a banana..."


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "you are definitely not a banana. The three of us just said five kinds of fruits, right? None of them is true. Hahaha! Welcome to the infinite challenge."


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s it!"


    Huang Sanshi looked at them again and walked away cautiously around Li Tiezhu: "goodbye!"


    Li Tiezhu: "bye."


    This is Infernal Affairs!


    Lin found that both of them were lying and looked at Li Tiezhu in horror: "pillar dog! It''s terrible! I think I might be killed."


    Li Tiezhu: "why did you tell the truth?"


    Lin Mou: "er..."


    In the live broadcast room, a group of audience make complaints about it. Lin dog is too stupid to even Li Tiezhu. Because Lin is a banana, his target guava yellow Sanshi slipped away from his eyelids.


    They make complaints about the new generation.


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK, let''s go by car and go to the next place."


    Lin quickly followed: "OK."


    "Good what good? Everyone has a car, you first or me first?"


    "Then you go first."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and found a car for the program group to get on the bus.


    Lock the door as soon as you get on the bus, and then break off the driver''s face to carefully confirm that it''s not a star in disguise.


    Barrage exclamation: column dog is professional!


    On the other side, the forest dog turned to look for a car.


    Subtitle: The Adventures of erha begins.


    When looking for the car, Lin Gou found sun Lei taking a selfie with his mobile phone and slowly approached him. He was stunned again.


    Sun Lei, dressed up as a little green man, startled Lin.


    It turned out that sun Lei threatened the director because of his disappearance. Yan Min has always been an unscrupulous person. He immediately told nonsense that whoever is eliminated will come back when you get his mobile phone.


    Therefore, sun Lei''s newcomer Lin Gou is here. This product is most likely to be eliminated.


    What?


    Newcomer Li Tiezhu?


    You can pull a few down! He''s not going to die with him sooner or later.


    Lin is very afraid of sun Lei''s Ninja Turtle costume. However, the big backer dog is no longer around. He has a virtual one and dodges all kinds of things.


    However, sun thief was a real thief. He fooled Lin into chatting in a few words, and then grabbed his mobile phone.


    Lin Gou didn''t respond until the staff reminded him to leave the studio and there were still 20 eliminated. Then he hurriedly caught up with sun Lei. Finally, it is inevitable to compromise... Newcomers with unlimited challenges are always so miserable! Except Li Tiezhu.


    No way, Lin was finally trapped by the little green man sun Lei and couldn''t get away.


    Seeing the barrage of bullets in the live broadcast room, sun Lei advised Lin to run quickly. Don''t believe sun Lei. Be careful that sun Lei hurt you. He was more confused and asked, "why live broadcast? Are there any rules?"


    Lin witty tunnel: "no, just want to play live."


    Sun Lei saw through and said, "you''re lying to me! You make me very sad. Oh, my little heart..."


    Lin''s northeast dialect came out: "GAHA, brother? It''s boring."


    Sun Lei: "who''s boring? Why don''t you tell me the rules?"


    Lin scratched his head: "I didn''t understand it myself. If you like this, I''ll ask Tiezhu. He just told me the rules and ran after Mr. Huang halfway. I''ll ask..."


    Sun Lei said, "the animals are coming, too?"


    Lin Mou: "ang! No, that''s my brother. Today we are in the league. He is a pillar dog, I am a Lin dog, and we are a combination of two dogs."


    Soon the phone rang.


    Lin Mou: "pillar dog, what''s that? Brother Lei said he would come with me or he wouldn''t let me go. He also asked me what the rules are. What did you say just now? I forgot. What fruit fight that?"


    Barrage:


    "The forest dog is mighty!"


    "Finally become a little smarter."


    "He just can''t handle sun Lei himself."


    "What a pity, a man."


    "Serious brother is right. Sun Lei is there!"


    On the phone, Li Tiezhu was a little upset: "I told you. You read the task board. Your fruit is mango and the target is durian."


    Lin secretly said that the dog was good at acting: "then... Who is Durian?"


    Li Tiezhu: "are you special... I, I''m durian! What do you want? Didn''t you agree to form an alliance?"


    Lin Mou: "ah, yes..."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t kill me, I''m invincible now. I''ll go to find other objects. They''re in the park opposite the Hyatt Hotel. Pay attention to protect yourself."


    After two more sentences, I hung up.


    Li Tiezhu patted his head: "eh? What kind of fruit am I? Why did I forget? I made up too many fruits, I stroked them..."


    There was a mocking laugh in the live room, and someone reminded him that it was durian.


    After thinking for a while, Li Tiezhu realized that, by the way, his task card said blueberries. What was the object?


    Eh


    92 points of intelligence can''t hold. There are 23 points of residual value. Do you want to add it directly to 104 points?


    Forget it. Don''t worry. Let''s see what happens.


    A variety show?


    Here, Lin pretended to be a little confused: "what a complex look, brother, do you understand?"


    Sun Lei was overjoyed: "what''s complicated? Get in the car, get in the car... I''ll take you to play."


    Lin: "thank you, Rego."


    As soon as he got on the bus, sun Lei said, "if you like, let''s find Li Tiezhu first and find the first to eliminate him. I''ll take his place!"


    Lin Mou: "this is not good?"


    Sun Lei said, "think about how strong Li Tiezhu is. Do you dare to provoke him? I''m different. After I replace him, I''ll be your hunting target. Do I dare not listen to you? You''re one more hitter for free, you know?"


    Lin Mou: "ah, oh... Yes."


    He said in his heart, well, take Rego directly to the iron pillar and let the pillar dog punish him. After all, his goal is not Li Tiezhu. When he just called, Tiezhu was obviously fooling sun Lei.


    In the park, Fang Bo and piggy got together, but they were wary of each other. Finally, the reason that forced them to separate was... The mobile phone was running out of power.


    Program group SMS announcement:


    If the live broadcast is interrupted due to the power failure of the mobile phone, it will be eliminated directly.


    There are charging piles nearby, so you can charge there, but that place is very dangerous. So, it''s tangled.


    At this time, on the other side of the park, Li Tiezhu got off with a selfie pole.


    Bathed in the sun, I feel very comfortable.


    What?


    charge?


    Does not exist.


    Li Tiezhu has an extra backpack on his back, which not only covers half of the QR code, but also contains several charging treasure, which Li Tiezhu asked for from his fans when he was just wandering along the park. After three hours, I will return them at the gate of Hyatt Hotel and take a group photo with them.


    One year after his debut, Li Tiezhu still plays this set very smoothly.


    Soon, Lin and sun Lei arrived, but Sun Lei didn''t allow Lin to make a sound. He took his mobile phone to scan the QR code behind Li Tiezhu.


    This is called a snow shame!


    Drop!


    The hunt failed.


    Li Tiezhu turned around and looked at the little green man with a gentle smile: "brother Lei, haven''t seen you for a long time."


    Sun Lei: "you cheated. You blocked the QR code with your bag. Take it away."


    It''s very rude. Sun Lei takes away Li Tiezhu''s bag and continues to sweep.


    Drop!


    The hunt failed.


    Li Tiezhu calmly carried his backpack again, then turned his head and looked at Sun Lei: "brother Lei! I''ll let you three seconds, okay?"


    Sun Lei''s face changed and he was cheated: "ten seconds!"


    Li Tiezhu: "five seconds, no more, five..."


    Sun Lei ran away: "help! Escort! Where are Wang''s fans? Escort..."


    Li Tiezhu broke his fingers: "four, three, two, one!"


    Lin, who just came to Li Tiezhu''s side, felt a tornado blowing, his hair was disordered, and choked a mouthful of dust: "cough... Zhu dog is too professional!"


    Woo


    Li Tiezhu chased up like a mad dog. Sun Lei turned around while running and was scared to death: "Lin Gou, why did you frame me! It''s hard to play with the new people now! Ow... Don''t come here!"

 Chapter 320

    Sun Lei''s scream made Lin feel very pleasant, so he turned and walked away with a brisk pace to find a charging station.


    Here, sun Lei really couldn''t run away from Li Tiezhu, so he had to find more than a dozen female onlookers to block him in front of him, although he didn''t know what Li Tiezhu was going to do to him. But still from the heart of fear, this kind of thing has a lesson.


    Seeing that sun Lei stopped running, Li Tiezhu stopped and said, "how about making a deal?"


    Sun Lei: "I won''t deal with you! You go."


    Li Tiezhu: "you hurt my feelings so much. I finally came to your program. Brother, you don''t welcome me."


    Sun Lei: "welcome, warm welcome! OK, you go, please."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "you don''t think these audiences can protect you?"


    Sun Lei: "do you dare to tie the audience?"


    The audience all snickered. Last season, sun Lei and Fang Bo were tied up by fledgling Li Tiezhu. The picture was still vivid.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "sisters, like my side, like his side."


    "Good!"


    There was a vast expanse of black. All came. Behind Li Tiezhu, the lonely sun leise trembled.


    Sun Lei: "no... didn''t you say you were all my fans just now?"


    An aunt said, "it depends on who you compare with. I''m Tiezhu''s mother powder!"


    Another little sister is more honest: "mainly to see you tied up."


    Sun Lei: "


    Li Tiezhu: "who has a rope?"


    Sun Lei said and retreated: "who took that thing on the street?"


    Everyone said no.


    Just when Li Tiezhu expressed regret, a staff member said, "the program team has, I''ll get it for you."


    Sun Lei''s eyes were about to jump out: "what do you mean? Is there any fairness in this program? You... You''re eating inside out! Hey? Why did pine bamboo come?"


    Li Tiezhu looks back. Isn''t she filming?


    Is it the surprise of Tanabata Festival?


    No, I just chatted with her on wechat. She got the phone number in Li Tiezhu''s program from Liu Xiaohua.


    Until his sisters reminded him that sun Lei had run away, Li Tiezhu woke up and was cheated again.


    Never mind. The staff brought the rope.


    Li Tiezhu rushed out with the rope and compared the speed with me?


    Half a minute later, the little green man was tied to a trash can and was photographed and ridiculed by a large audience, as well as a live interview with Li Tiezhu.


    "Sun Leige, today''s wind is very noisy! Do you follow the noise?"


    "You can tie me up for a whole period."


    "Everyone heard that. He asked for it on his own initiative. I''ve never heard such an outrageous request. What hobbies..."


    "Hey, hey... Don''t go? I promise you, tell me what to do."


    "Why do you say you need it? Everyone is friends. You have to let me do it."


    "I''m wrong. Can''t I be wrong?"


    Sun Lei is really impressed. These goods take bamboo shoots! If it''s hard to use my head, I''ll mess around. If I''m not better than me, I''ll be... Immature and irrational. There''s no need to see a child and let him.


    After Li Tiezhu untied the rope for him, sun Lei asked if he had any orders. Li Tiezhu wouldn''t say it in the live broadcasting room. He quietly said a few words to sun Lei.


    Sun Lei smashed his mouth: "you said earlier, why should I do it? If I had known it was so simple, I wouldn''t have..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I want to say, didn''t you run away?"


    Sun Lei: "blame me? Forget it, wait. I''ll send it to your wechat later."


    Li Tiezhu let Sun Lei go.


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage paid a collective tribute:


    "Tribute to the classic!"


    "Tied up again, how can I say?"


    "Isn''t it an infinite bully? Why are you so miserable?"


    "In front of Li Tiezhu, sun Lei really can''t."


    "The fake bandit met the real bandit."


    Soon, sun Lei found Lin who was charging and forced him to help him.


    At this time, Lin has been locked in the iron cage of the charging station. He is in a very embarrassing situation, but he is still stubborn: "I don''t need your help."


    Sun Lei: "Li Tiezhu asked me to help you. Just now he tied me up and asked me to follow you this time."


    Lin sneered: "impossible!"


    Sun Lei: "he really tied me! Tied it to a trash can."


    Lin said, "I believe this, but he will never bring you closer to our two dog combination."


    "Now it''s three dogs. I... Bull Terrier!"


    "That''s not right! I ask you, are you right about the code?"


    "Still... And a code? Tell me about it?"


    "Odd change, even change!"


    "Ah... Ah..."


    "Oh, you want to lie to me? How can it be so easy?"


    "I''m not a combination. I''m his dogleg. He just asked me to help you."


    Lin stopped talking to sun Lei: "charge for 40 minutes. I''m safe here!"


    The staff lady said, "not necessarily. They can scan your QR code."


    Sun Lei jumped up in an instant: "I know! Sweep the code and you will be eliminated. All right, don''t quibble! Sample!"


    With that, sun Lei ran away. Before he ran far, he met Fang Bo and piggy. They were startled by the turtle shape.


    Fang Bo: "what''s your shape?"


    Sun Lei said, "leave me alone. Lin is in the charging station. Do you want to scan his code?"


    Fang Bo: "how do you know?"


    Sun Lei said nonsense: "the director told me. Let me help anyone. I can replace him when he is eliminated."


    Fang Bo is dubious.


    Sun Lei said again, "have you forgotten our agreement? What is this period for?"


    Fang Bo just patted his head: "piggy, you go there and wait for me. I''ll talk to him for a while."


    Huang Sanshi, who came with Wang Su, also saw it and leaned over quietly.


    Sun Lei: "we are the alliance, the iron triangle! Forget?"


    Fang Bo: "this program group let us kill each other. How can we get Li Tiezhu?"


    Huang Sanshi said: "what do you care about the program team? Who are we? Punish the good and punish the evil iron triangle. As long as you can Li Tiezhu, there are no rules!"


    Fang Bo smiled: "isn''t it punishing evil and promoting good?"


    Sun Lei: "treat Li Tiezhu equally. Just snipe at him, regardless of his good and evil. Just now I was tied by him and tied to the trash can."


    Fang Bo and Huang Sanshi suddenly went crazy with laughter. The most savage and unreasonable sun Lei was tied up twice and loved to see and hear.


    Sun Lei was angry: "what are you laughing at? Do you want revenge?"


    Huang Sanshi: "revenge is for revenge, but you have been tied by him once. How do we know if you have rebelled?"


    Fang Bo: "unless you tell him what he told you to do."


    Sun Lei said silently, "I''m not going to hide it from you. He seems to have a good head. Let me take a picture of the QR code behind each of you and send it to him through wechat. I just took a picture of Lin and sent it to him. See for yourself..."


    Huang Sanshi frowned: "it''s unscientific. How did iron pillar enlighten?"


    With that, sun Lei took out his mobile phone and called out the chat record to show them. At the same time, he looked around for fear of being caught by Li Tiezhu.


    The fourth head came out: "how dare you betray me, Li Tiezhu!"


    Sun Lei jumped up in fear and found that it was the pig who sneaked in to eavesdrop. Sun Lei turned his eyes.


    Piggy: "do you really want to work together for Li Tiezhu?"


    Huang Sanshi: "yes, do you want to join?"


    Piggy took a decisive step back: "hehe... I don''t want to hang out with you. Sooner or later, I will be betrayed. You all have ghosts."


    Huang Sanshi looked at Sun Lei and Fang Bo. They looked at each other and smiled. It''s true that everyone has their own ideas, but it doesn''t prevent them from having a common goal.


    Huang Sanshi said, "let''s get Li Tiezhu together first, won''t we? He doesn''t know our alliance."


    Piggy: "are you stupid? You''re an old fox. Do you think he won''t know?"


    Huang Sanshi patted his head: "I''m careless! Forget that we''re all broadcasting live. There must be some fans snitching, but it doesn''t matter! Let''s play cards! Listen to Li Tiezhu, we''re going to form a group to get you!"


    Fang Bo: "that''s the only way."


    Sun Lei is a little empty: "so, Li Tiezhu knows about my informant?"


    Didi


    The phone rings. It''s sun Lei''s. pick it up:


    "Hello? Who?"


    "I''m Li Tiezhu, brother Lei. Aren''t you authentic?"


    "You have the ability to deal with me! We are an iron triangle to punish good and evil!"


    "Wait a minute, I''ll come after the steak."


    "Where did you get the money? Did you eat steak?"


    "Well, it smells good."


    After hanging up, sun Lei wondered, "the program team is too eccentric. I don''t have a dime."


    Huang Sanshi said, "each of us has 100 yuan for charging. Can we have a steak for 100 yuan? Cheaper."


    However, Li Tiezhu''s steak is not cheap at all.


    Songzhuer has money. Wechat transfer.


    He was inviting a female fan to have a steak. The other party was very excited and didn''t eat, so he took a selfie.


    I have to thank the little sister. She ran back and forth in the park several times before taking pictures of the QR code behind the other five people, including Lin.


    Eggs can''t be put in the same basket.


    Li Tiezhu has swept it one by one.


    Li Tiezhu himself is a blueberry. He sweeps the pursuit target. If he''s wrong, he changes it. It''s Fangbo tomato. He swept the next target, piggy mango, and then the next Wang Su litchi, Lin Mou banana and Huang Sanshi guava.


    It''s over!


    ACE!


    Yan Min is pulling his head in the command car, and NIMA is out? Why didn''t you think there was a bug?


    Make a patch.


    Therefore, the whole audience announced that only real-time scanning of QR code is effective. Pay special attention to that photographing and scanning are invalid.


    After hearing the patch announcement conveyed by the staff around him, Li Tiezhu tilted his mouth.


    The lady across the street quit: "you''re too watery, aren''t you? My iron pillars won! You didn''t say a word?"


    Li Tiezhu advised: "it''s all right. Now that I win, the length of the program is not enough! So, it doesn''t matter. At least now I know everyone''s fruit and know who can restrain who."


    Li Tiezhu ate the steak in twos and threes and video with songzhuer: "if I don''t win, it doesn''t count to take photos, but I know everyone''s information. So, how do I play next?"


    "You will never lose!"


    After hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu sighed that my bamboo is smart.


    Yes, this time, Li Tiezhu didn''t enter the park to waste with them. It was all under the remote command of pine and bamboo, so he took the lead.


    What is the iron triangle of punishing good and evil?


    But so!

 Chapter 321

    "Extreme TV station, it is expected that in the next 24 hours, there will be a strong wind of force 33 to 66 in the Northeast... It won''t blow away all its underpants, will it?"


    Lin made a weather forecast in the stadium, and finally couldn''t help but make complaints about it.


    The staff responsible for blowing snow directly scooped a large spoonful of fake snow and blew it out at Lin.


    Lin Mou: "cough... The minimum temperature is 70 degrees below zero. Lin Gou is here to remind people all over the country to wear cotton wool pants and do a good job in cold prevention and hibernation..."


    Finally, Lin completed the extremely difficult Tianqu forecast broadcast.


    It''s cruel, you know?


    Still hibernating?


    What''s the age? My family in the Northeast has not hibernated since the 1990s. All our people in the Northeast have turned into mammals.


    After patting the fake snow on his body, Lin said, "are you reliable? 70 degrees below zero, do you know what the concept is? Peeing into ice is simple... You really dare to write. I want to find an iron pillar. Without him, I have no sense of security!"


    On the other hand, the little pig who stood out from the weather forecast couldn''t help being silly when he saw that Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo and sun Lei were still muttering together.


    Are these old people Alzheimer''s?


    Haven''t discussed a result for so long?


    Over there, Huang Sanshi said to Fang Bo, "I''ve inferred that Li Tiezhu is a blueberry. He''s my target, and you, Fang Bo, you''re a tomato. He killed you. If you don''t cooperate with me, you''ll die, Li Tiezhu! Think clearly, it''s an animal among animals! Look at my fat. How did I get it? Think about it!"


    Fang Bo: "I''m his first goal. Then... Why hasn''t he come to me yet?"


    Huang Sanshi: "he''s stupid. What do you know? I can deduce the fruit names of each of you. What does Li Tiezhu know?"


    Sun Lei bared his teeth and pointed to Huang Sanshi''s live studio:


    "You can have a snack! Your future student is a thief. He seems to pretend to be stupid, but he is actually better than anyone! See for yourself!"


    Huang Sanshi and Fang Bo were shocked:


    I''m just a fan message: "Li Tiezhu already knows all your information. If the program team hadn''t forcibly patched it, you''d be out of the group. Lin banana ¡ú Huang Sanshi guava ¡ú Li Tiezhu blueberry ¡ú Fangbo tomato ¡ú pig mango ¡ú Wang speed litchi."


    Huang Sanshi was stunned immediately. Tiezhu couldn''t be so smart!


    Barrage:


    "Pines and bamboos kill infinite three masters!"


    "Li Tiezhu already knows everyone''s details."


    "I''m afraid this issue is boring."


    "From the beginning to the end, Li Tiezhu hasn''t entered the stadium and has been wandering on the edge."


    "I have to say, it''s really important to find a smart girlfriend!"


    Fang Bo was also silly: "no! Something''s wrong! This is a huge gap from Li Tiezhu last year! No, where''s my mobile phone? I have to call lengba to ask..."


    Sun Lei: "why do you ask her?"


    Fang Bo: "last year she was able to control Li Tiezhu. Although she finally lost, at least she didn''t lose in momentum. She is Li Tiezhu''s debut mentor and knows Li Tiezhu best!"


    Huang Sanshi shook his head slightly. It''s hard to say. It''s hard to say. After all, he is a student of his own school


    Doodle doodle


    The video is on.


    Lengba, dressed in ancient costume, was filming on the set and said, "brother Bo? Why are you ugly again?"


    Fang Bo: "roll... Can I be as ugly as Li Tiezhu?"


    "You are much uglier than him. My family... I added Li Tiezhu''s wechat. The photos of his circle of friends are OK..."


    "Don''t talk nonsense. When we recorded the program today, Li Tiezhu threatened to fuck me, Huang Sanshi and sun Lei. Can you bear it?"


    The wicked complain first!


    "Hard and hard! Don''t give advice, brother Bo! Li Tiezhu is strong, he is weak, you are weak, he is strong..."


    "Hey! Something''s wrong with you! We just had to call you?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "By the way, lengba. Ask you a question, does Li Tiezhu have any weakness?"


    Fang Bo smiled treacherously.


    Huang Sanshi shook his head slightly. I''m afraid you can''t get the answer. Lengba and Songzhu have been to the mushroom house. Although the performance is not obvious, these two people are equally important in Li Tiezhu''s world. What can I say? I can''t! You are so naive.


    Over there, lengba''s acting skills are also online. After thinking about it, he said, "Li Tiezhu is not afraid of anything. He is not afraid of heaven and earth. He is afraid of itching. You can try tickling him."


    Fang Bo said gratefully, "thank you! Lengba, make a good film and look forward to your masterpiece."


    After hanging up, lengba backhanded sent a wechat to songzhuer. She recorded this video just now and sent it directly.


    So, this video appeared on Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone.


    wow


    So insidious?


    Looking for help off the court? You don''t know that''s my pet, do you? Hum! In that case, don''t blame me for being ruthless!


    I, Li Tiezhu, have no natural feelings for tickling.


    Lengba knows.


    On the other side, Lin, who just appeared, was directly pulled away by Li Tiezhu.


    "Why?"


    "Do you want to die?"


    "No."


    "Then I tell you, Fang Bo and Huang Sanshi have joined forces against me. As my ally, can''t you be careful? Follow me."


    Lin was at a loss: "isn''t it fruit pursuit?"


    Li Tiezhu told him the answer to the fruit chase. Lin was shocked. I stayed in the iron cage for 40 minutes. As a result, you went to eat a steak and got all the information?


    Play with me?


    Li Tiezhu: "this is infinite challenge!"


    Lin: "I''m still too young..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the situation now is that the old fox Huang Sanshi hunted me and you hunted him. The problem is simple. As long as you can handle Huang Sanshi, I will be invincible."


    Lin Mou: "after I killed Huang Sanshi, I''ll kill you."


    Li Tiezhu stared at Lin with a speechless face: "are you special... Say good alliance!"


    Lin: "but, but... The program group stipulates..."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you trying to avenge Wang Dashao?"


    Lin Mou: "that won''t happen. He has shifted his target for many years. What''s more, it''s nothing to talk about who you are with?"


    "That''s true." Li Tiezhu said, "so say ah! Are you a pig! If you don''t kill me, don''t you win when I finish hunting everyone?"


    Lin''s head is very flexible: "when you finish hunting everyone, I''ll hunt you. You''re hunting me. I don''t necessarily win."


    Li Tiezhu: "who do you think you can win?"


    "Er..."


    "Advice! I tell you, I''m not running to win this trip. I just want those three to know that I, Li Tiezhu, are invincible!"


    "Wow."


    "Wow, your mother! You despise me?"


    The last two sentences were blocked by the program group, but the first two sentences were still there, which attracted crazy praise from the barrage group:


    "Li Tiezhu is a real man!"


    "Lin Gou and brother Zhu must be right!"


    "I have a bad feeling..."


    "Cowhide!"


    Lin is still very smart. The program has not been eliminated so far. It has proved his strength. He said, "what should I do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what should I do? Find your target! Did you watch the live broadcast?"


    "What do you watch live?"


    "Haha! Here, you can watch the live broadcast of several people and know where they are."


    "Wow, squirrel and Fang Bo left first, and Huang Sanshi followed?"


    "So, piggy is the only one left in the charging station. That''s your hunting object."


    "And then?"


    "Fuck him!"


    "Fuck!"


    Lin was very excited. I didn''t expect that I could make people on unlimited challenges? Instead of being fucked? It seems that it is right for me to watch several programs in advance, especially the one of Li Tiezhu. There is a column dog. Why worry about the failure of the great cause?


    Soon, Li Tiezhu and Lin came to the charging station with their mobile phones.


    Luo Xiaoxiang couldn''t cry or laugh in the iron cage. He held the QR code behind his back and said, "iron pillar! We have no grievances..."


    Li Tiezhu gave you a hammer and started pulling the iron door directly. Yes, the locked iron door.


    So what?


    Hua la la la


    The iron gate was opened by Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu and Lin rushed in.


    Piggy began to struggle frantically. Li Tiezhu didn''t care. He took off his coat with QR code and threw it to Lin for him to sweep.


    Piggy wanted to come back and grab it. He was hugged and fell by Li Tiezhu.


    Didi!


    The director group issued an announcement: "Luo Xiaoxiang is eliminated."


    Luo Xiaoxiang sat at the gate of the cage in a daze. How could this happen? I''m a Sanjing! Why was the first one eliminated?


    For a long time, Luo Xiaoxiang asked, "are you a tomato? You eliminate me? I want to see!"


    Lin Mou: "tomato? I''m not. I swept the wrong person?"


    At this time, the director group was ashamed and announced: "because, seventeen minutes ago, Li Tiezhu eliminated everyone at one time in the western restaurant, and the whole infinite men group was destroyed. I''m sorry to inform you that we gave Li Tiezhu the right to destroy anyone! So, little pig out!"


    The story I designed has a bug, but I still don''t give some benefits? Are you kidding?


    The game continues.


    Out of the cage, Li Tiezhu asked Lin: "where''s the mobile phone?"


    Lin Mou: "here."


    Li Tiezhu: "I mean little pig''s cell phone."


    Lin: "what do you want his mobile phone for?"


    They were stunned and looked back. Sun Lei robbed Luo Xiaoxiang''s mobile phone and ran away.


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you rob the pig''s mobile phone? You see, that guy has a chance to revive again."


    Lin Mou: "am I not new? How can I know such a thing?"


    Then, the little pig rubbed up and looked at Li Tiezhu with an embarrassed face: "brother, give me a face and let me follow you. It''s OK to rub the lens. I Zhu Bishi will never let you down."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... OK."


    In the wechat video, songzhuer said, "even if sun Lei is resurrected, it can''t be a mango. It must be another identity. Therefore, you should be careful next. Wait for me."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you waiting for? Are you going to shoot?"


    Songzhuer said, "no, I''m getting off and I''ll be right there. You find a place to wait for me."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Lin Mou: "Wow, true love!"


    The little pig danced: "this is love, Smecta..."


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"


    Really?


    Really?


    Now is the most exciting time of the program! No distractions!


    Message from the program group:


    Fang Bo eliminated Wang Su!


    So the structure is very clear.


    Li Tiezhu + Lin Mou + piglet + upcoming songzhuer, against Huang Sanshi + Fang Bo + squirrel + sun Lei with unknown attributes.


    It''s a mess!


    Li Tiezhu thought carefully and said, "Lin, remember to shrink back. Only when there is the last person left, you rush forward to scan his QR code. In this way, it is you who will win. Remember, whether the other party is on our side or on the other side, you don''t hesitate to scan directly!"

 Chapter 322

    On the other hand, Fang Bo, Huang Sanshi and Wang Su bought some peaches on the roadside. After receiving the news that the piglets were eliminated, they all looked at a loss.


    Fang Bo: "isn''t piggy my goal? Tomato kills mango. How can piggy be eliminated?"


    Wang Su said, "are there any rules we don''t know? Invisible rules?"


    Fang Bo: "did sun Lei do it?"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s impossible. Before the pig was eliminated, sun Lei was invisible. Let''s revive now. There should be no stealth rules, because there are already uncertain factors. I guess the program team was threatened by Li Tiezhu and gave him some privileges."


    The barrage called out to the good guy. The old fox is worthy of being an old fox. It''s all figured out.


    Wang Su: "isn''t this what sun Lei did?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu is no more a bandit than sun Lei?"


    The other two nodded again and again. Then they received the announcement from the program group that Li Tiezhu used "privilege" to kill the pig.


    Fang Bo: "my God, we''ve all died once?"


    Wang Su: "I said that just now the program group issued an announcement that it was impossible to take photos and scan codes. It turned out that it was Li Tiezhu... Or Mr. Huang who knew his students."


    Huang Sanshi is depressed. He knows that Li Tiezhu can''t be so smart, nor can Lin. how did he think of that way? So


    Huang Sanshi smiled and said firmly, "there are people over Li Tiezhu. There are foreign aid!"


    Wang Su said foolishly, "really? Are there any guests?"


    Fang Bo bit a peach: "this foreign aid may or may not be a guest, but it must exist. Li Tiezhu can''t have such a brain hole."


    Huang Sanshi: "yes! Today''s situation belongs to team combat. Originally, we had one more person, but piggy was clever. Now, we can only wait for sun Lei to resurrect and join us, otherwise we have no chance of winning."


    Wang Su: "ah? What are you talking about..."


    When Fang Bo saw Li Tiezhu and others coming towards them, he quickly handed the plastic bag containing peaches to the female staff next to him and said, "come on, let''s hide first and wait for sun Lei."


    Barrage:


    "It''s really not a false name!"


    "The squirrel obviously can''t keep up with the rhythm, hahaha..."


    "Can you calculate with foreign aid?"


    "It''s obvious that Li Tiezhu is too clever and abnormal today."


    "If Huang Sanshi can guess that it''s pine and bamboo, I''ll stand upside down and shit!"


    "Huang Laoxie, one!"


    "High energy ahead!"


    The three walked forward quickly. Wang Su was still dizzy: "how can we find foreign aid? Don''t you commit a foul?"


    Huang Sanshi said: "we still find netizens to send us weibos. Did we break the rules? Songzhuer has a big brain hole. She never plays cards according to the routine. She''s not smart. She''s a kind of... Neuropathy, you know? You can never know what a neuropathy is thinking."


    Fang Bo: "it''s probably her. School is about to begin. They must go together."


    Wang Su: "what''s the matter with songzhuer?"


    The female staff member carrying the peach also took a peach to eat.


    Wang Su: "how do you steal our food?"


    The female staff ran away and took the peach away: "thank you for your peach. Hey, hey... It''s very sweet."


    Fang Bo: "I''ll go! The old fox guessed it."


    Huang Sanshi also shook his head: "I say, you don''t know what''s on her mind. Hey! She pretended that the staff had followed us for so long and didn''t sweep us with their mobile phones?"


    The three people immediately looked at the real staff. After the other party shook his head, the three people relaxed, and then... Turned and ran.


    Songzhuer took off his mask and cap, and continued to nibble at the peach and walk towards Li Tiezhu.


    A cameraman was assigned to follow her. Joking, this kind of free guest doesn''t smell too good!


    I have to say that Li Tiezhu''s 1.5 million yuan is very cost-effective.


    Songzhuer is also very particular. When she comes, she first asks Yan Min... To give gifts. This is her usual trick. The director didn''t blame her for helping Li Tiezhu. She asked for a suit of clothes. She was going to attack those three, but she didn''t have a chance. If she didn''t have a chance, she could grab a few peaches.


    "Do you want peaches? Mr. Huang''s treat."


    Song Zhuer said with a smile.


    Lin and piggy each took one. Li Tiezhu didn''t want it and didn''t like peaches.


    Piggy: "zhu''er, are you also a guest?"


    Lin: "aren''t you on the crew?"


    Songzhu''er said, "Xingye disliked that I had no characteristics in playing Longtao. He said he wouldn''t let me play it in the morning. Anyway, one week after school, I''ll go to the crew to shoot my part, and I''ll decide to come and play with you."


    Li Tiezhu wiped songzhu''er''s head to comfort him: "what''s next? There are only two of us who have attack power, and four of them. Moreover, after sun Lei''s resurrection, he doesn''t know anything."


    Matsushita: "he is a free man and can attack anyone. Anyone can also attack him."


    Li Tiezhu: "how do you know?"


    "I just overheard it in the director''s car."


    "Well!"


    Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu and asked.


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Songzhuer said, "we don''t need four people. Send brother pig away."


    Piggy: "no! I can help you."


    Matsushita: "no need."


    "Why?"


    "Because you are so handsome, it will make my iron pillar uglier."


    "This reason is acceptable."


    In short, although Luo Xiaoxiang was wronged, he was forcibly sent away. If he wanted the camera, he had to find someone else.


    Lin said, "am I not handsome?"


    Songzhu''er took the two people''s mobile phones and ran out for more than ten meters: "iron pillar, tell Lin Gou clearly. I''ll broadcast it to you from a distance, so that others can''t hear it."


    So cautious!


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you really think I''m afraid of ugliness? Sending the pig away is to win."


    Lin Mou: "why?"


    "I can''t let him hear that. Remember when I knocked out the pig just now? I took off his clothes and swept it. When sun Lei robbed his mobile phone, he chased him out, and you went out. During this time, I put on the pig''s clothes, that is to say, if they want to knock out, I have to sweep the QR code behind the pig."


    "Is this operation too slippery? Why are you playing such a simple pursuit game? I''m not stupid, but I''m afraid now."


    "I''m so stupid, of course I can''t think of such an idea. It''s what Zhu Er told me before."


    Lin''s smile began to turn abnormal: "then aren''t you sure to win?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "bamboo son said it was not enough. We should change our clothes again. In this way, if..."


    He can''t keep up with his own skull.


    Lin Mou: "in this way, they are wrong to sweep us for the first time! We almost have an invincible opportunity, except facing sun Lei."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Yes."


    "Come on, change your clothes. You only have 30 seconds to leave the camera."


    "OK, ready, one, two, three..."


    They hid behind the car and quickly changed their clothes and came out. They couldn''t be seen by the audience in the live studio. There must be spies in them. Li Tiezhu, Luo Xiaoxiang and Lin have not much height difference. They can''t see it when they change their clothes.


    After getting ready, under the leadership of songzhuer, the three gang advanced towards the park.


    On the other hand, he successfully met sun Lei and welcomed back the sacrificed pig. He challenged the original team infinitely and killed them.


    The two teams looked at each other from a distance and slowly drew closer.


    While walking, Huang Sanshi analyzed and arranged: "now the situation is like this. Sun Lei and I can kill Li Tiezhu, but we can''t handle him. Piggy is with us. We''ll try to get Li Tiezhu first! Piggy goes to entangle Li Tiezhu, and sun Lei and I look for a chance to sweep the yard."


    Piggy took sun Lei''s live phone and said, "OK, but I''m afraid he''ll hit me."


    Huang Sanshi: "what are you afraid of being beaten for the dignity of unlimited challenge? Can''t two guests eliminate all five of us?"


    Piggy: "OK!"


    Huang Sanshi added, "Li Tiezhu killed Fang Bo, so Fang Bo stay away from Li Tiezhu. After we get Li Tiezhu, you go to help Wang Su kill Lin. as long as we succeed in both ways, we will win, understand?"


    Fang Bo and Wang Su nodded one after another.


    Barrage:


    "I have to say that the old fox is really smart enough, but he really can''t keep up with songzhuer''s brain hole."


    "A meal is as fierce as a tiger..."


    "There''s a good play."


    "Iron head baby is really magical."


    "This is the legendary random fist to kill the teacher?"


    "The two dog combination is a real dog."


    "Is it three dogs now?"


    "Two huskies."


    Soon, two groups of people confronted each other several meters apart in the small square in the middle of the park.


    Huang Sanshi: "have a chat?"


    Songzhu''er took a peach in his mouth and said, "come on, how do you play?"


    Sun Lei said angrily, "what are you talking about? Can''t you just do it? Who am I? I''m a bug! I can kill anyone."


    Huang Sanshi: "you can''t be direct!"


    Sun Lei: "what''s wrong? Pig, follow me!"


    With that, sun Lei and piggy jumped at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was not empty. He pulled the pine and bamboo behind him and rushed up!


    Then


    Li Tiezhu held Luo Xiaoxiang across his waist with one hand, and clamped sun Lei''s head with the other hand.


    Luo Xiaoxiang fluttered with his hands and feet: "put me down! Hahaha..."


    Sun Lei tickled Li Tiezhu with both hands: "it hurts... Huang Laoxie, come and sweep him!"


    Fang Bo: "Li Tiezhu is not afraid of itching. We were cheated again."


    Huang Sanshi walked slowly with his mobile phone: "I said, can''t you be direct? You Bull Terrier, you can''t even pull..."


    Drop!


    Code scanning succeeded.


    Huang Sanshi showed the staff: "swept up, Li Tiezhu eliminated."


    The staff shook their heads.


    Huang Sanshi was stunned and looked over his mobile phone: "mango? Pig''s fruit? Cheated! He changed clothes with pig? I should sweep pig!"


    Staff: "Sun Lei eliminated!"


    Huang Sanshi was stunned directly. Sun Lei, who was released by Li Tiezhu, was also crazy. I was resurrected! I''m a bug!


    Songzhuer sweeps sun Lei with Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone.


    Li Tiezhu pushes sun Lei away and takes pig back to his camp.


    The little pig was afraid and said, "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you are me now. I can''t let them sweep you."


    Huang Sanshi also retreated, because Li Tiezhu was the one who pursued him: "it''s over! The bull terrier was directly destroyed, and the original plan didn''t work..."


    Sun Lei: "I feel humiliated!"


    Wang Su: "what shall we do now?"


    Fang Bo said, "bamboo, have a chat. How do you play?"


    Matsushita: "why don''t you fight alone?"

 Chapter 323

    Huang Sanshi said, "how about a single challenge?"


    Matsushita: "easy, let''s send out one person each time, scissors, stone, cloth, the winner sweeps the loser. Play until one side is eliminated."


    Wang Su couldn''t help saying, "there are three of us here. They are two. Shall we win more?"


    Fang Bo said, "you can''t look at it like that. It''s mainly guessing. You have to win, otherwise it''s useless."


    Huang Sanshi said, "we''ll discuss it."


    Songzhuer nodded, turned around and pulled Lin dog and Zhu dog together. He asked in a low voice, "didn''t you exchange clothes? Why didn''t you change?"


    Li Tiezhu is still wearing Luo Xiaoxiang''s clothes, while Lin is still wearing his own.


    Lin said: "the zipper of my clothes is broken and can''t be changed. I just couldn''t open it. The time is coming..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s why I caught the pig."


    Piggy: "so which side am I on?"


    Songzhu''er sighed and said, "forget it, there''s no other way. I can only watch my show operation! You''re all tool people now."


    After a brief discussion.


    The interlocutors of the two sides held talks again.


    Huang Sanshi: "we accept the single challenge, but we need to change the clothes of Li Tiezhu and piglet."


    Matsushita: "there''s no need to bother. Take off everyone''s clothes. Eliminate those eliminated directly. How about me and you directly stone, scissors and paper?"


    "What do you mean?"


    "It means that we only give clothes, not people. I''ll fight with you."


    "You... Have two days to start school. Think about it."


    "Director, he bullied me."


    "I..."


    Yan Min also got out of the car to see the excitement: "Lao Huang, you''re wrong. Although she''s about to become a student of Nortel, it''s shameless for you to threaten students like this."


    Huang Sanshi: "Hey! Come on! I''ll get the stone first."


    Matsushita: "I have scissors."


    Then, Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo and squirrel took off their clothes respectively. The pig and Lin on the other side also took off. Li Tiezhu and sun Lei didn''t take off. These two pieces have been eliminated.


    Then, songzhuer and Huang Sanshi picked out a dress and put it in front.


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s the same sentence. I''ll give you a stone."


    Matsushita: "I have scissors."


    One, two, three


    Songzhuer sees, Huang Sanshi... Cloth.


    In the special effects of the program group, a crow flew by, and the scene was once a little embarrassing.


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... Miss Huang, why don''t you have any trust? You''re still a teacher!"


    Huang Sanshi: "if you sweep, you may not be able to take this dress away."


    This is a problem. It depends on whose mobile phone you use to scan. The other party''s clothes may be Huang Sanshi''s guava, Fang Bo''s tomato or Wang Su''s litchi.


    It depends on each other''s mentality.


    Songzhu''er took Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone and swept out a litchi. He couldn''t take it away. The game continued.


    Huang Sanshi: "I still have a stone."


    Matsushita: "I also give scissors."


    One, two, three


    Songzhuer sees, Huang Sanshi... Cloth.


    In the special effects of the program group, a crow flew by, and the scene was embarrassing again.


    This time, songzhuer changed Lin''s mobile phone to scan. It was still litchi and couldn''t be taken away.


    Huang Sanshi: "come again, I''ll give you a stone."


    Fang Bo began to laugh.


    Li Tiezhu and Lin cheer songzhuer up.


    Songzhu''er raised his hand: "no! Something''s wrong! Fang Bo''s Tomato Kewang''s litchi, litchi kills Lin''s banana. You take litchi''s clothes out every game. No matter how you lose the fist guessing, you won''t be taken away! Moreover, once you win, you may take our people away."


    Lin patted his thigh: "yes! Insidious!"


    Huang Sanshi began to laugh awkwardly, which was seen? Little girl can!


    Song Zhuer quit: "it''s no good. Let''s put on our clothes and have a big duel. It''s boring to guess boxing. You''re always playing tricks!"


    Huang Sanshi: "absolutely! But everyone must wear their own clothes."


    Songzhuer argued: "no! Except for the eliminated ones, the rest can exchange clothes, and you can change them. Let''s have a big scuffle."


    Huang Sanshi thought that the three of us, the two of them, were cost-effective, so he said, "yes!"


    The two sides began urgent discussions on changing clothes again.


    Here, the assistant asked the director Yan Min, "what should I do? Isn''t it planned for sun Lei to win this issue? He won''t come back until he wins the next issue."


    Yan Min said, "don''t worry, they can play whatever they want. The effect of this period is OK. Is it important whether sun Lei will come back? It''s a big deal that he will be invisible in the next period."


    Assistant: "


    Over there, after changing his clothes, Huang Sanshi stood up and said, "what do you say?"


    Matsushita: "fight alone! One-on-one, don''t guess boxing, just fight hand to hand!"


    Huang Sanshi quickly refused: "no! Li Tiezhu and Lin can turn the three of us, not hand to hand! We will definitely suffer."


    Matsushita: "do you think there are other rules?"


    "I refuse!"


    "The rejection is invalid. If you don''t pick one, just sweep it! Go!"


    Li Tiezhu and Lin had already prepared and rushed up directly. They said during the discussion just now that they can change their clothes casually. People there have a greater chance of winning. Therefore, we should use our physical advantages to roll directly.


    Li Tiezhu goes straight to Huang Sanshi. Who knows what fruit he is?


    Lin stopped Fang Bo directly. The squirrel bypassed him secretly and hid in the crowd. He took his mobile phone to scan Li Tiezhu''s code.


    Matsushita: "pillar, do the one behind first. He''s your prey."


    Li Tiezhu turned over and rushed towards Fangbo. He rushed directly to the and scanned the yard.


    Huang Sanshi didn''t react there. When the fat Huang Sanshi came to help, the code scanning had been completed. This is Li Tiezhu''s advantage of fattening him!


    Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone shows: tomato.


    Wang speed eliminated.


    Because Li Tiezhu and Lin didn''t change clothes. He was still blueberry and the target was tomato.


    Huang Sanshi quickly retreated, four to two, and now it has become two to two. It''s too dangerous and strange. He said strangely, "no! No! Why does songzhuer know that Wang Su''s QR code is Li Tiezhu''s hunting object? Is there a bug?"


    Sun Lei said, "I''m a bug!"


    Huang Sanshi: "go away! I think there''s a problem. Songzhu''er, can your eyes scan QR code? Are you open?"


    Matsushita: "I have all QR codes on my mobile phone. I have marked the name of the fruit for each QR code. Can''t I?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Psycho! It''s marked. Can you tell the difference between two QR codes at a glance?"


    Matsushita: "I can!"


    Huang Sanshi: "


    There''s no way. Whose eyes are so tricky? It''s not human!


    Songzhuer is proud. This is my specialty, okay? I think the graphics are the most accurate. The game we are best at is to find fault together! I can distinguish two QR codes at a glance and remember the characteristics of each QR code.


    On the other side, Lin pressed Fang Bo and was ready to scan the code.


    Songzhuer shouted, "don''t sweep. He''s a litchi. Let the iron pillar sweep. Go after Mr. Huang. He''s still guava."


    Lin did not hesitate to believe, got up and ran to Huang Sanshi.


    Huang Sanshi ran away, a little hasty. I''m an old fox. I''ve never been so miserable! Songzhuer''s brain hole is just wide open. Can you still distinguish QR codes? It''s horrible!


    This way, Li Tiezhu came over, rode Fang Bo who was about to get up under him, and slowly started scanning with his mobile phone.


    Fang Bo: "what a shame! Li Tiezhu, why are you so arrogant?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t I let you go and you run? I''ll kick you until you sweep?"


    Fang Bo: "forget it, it''s not necessary. You can sweep it directly."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh!"


    Drop!


    Scanning results: litchi.


    Fang Bo was eliminated.


    Barrage:


    "My God! Isn''t it written in the script?"


    "Unlimited challenges have scripts, but scripts usually can''t keep up with changes!"


    "So, did the iron head baby''s eyes open?"


    "Write wheel eye!"


    "That''s too much!"


    "The other party has no privacy in front of songzhuer..."


    "True or false?"


    "Isn''t that magic?"


    "Don''t all QR codes look the same?"


    Over there, although Huang pangzi is bloated, he is still a flexible fat man. Lin is even difficult to take him down for a time.


    Here, songzhu''er is wiping sweat for Li Tiezhu with the paper towel. The little bird depends on others. Seeing that, Fang Bo and sun Lei hug their heads and cry bitterly, shouting: "come to an end! I can''t stand it..."


    Songzhuer threw the paper towel into the dustbin and said, "how can it be so easy to end?"


    Wang Su: "we are all surnamed song. Please raise your hand."


    Matsushita: "it has nothing to do with you. Mr. Huang just threatened me and my iron pillar. I have to teach him a lesson."


    Fang Bo covered his face: "everyone came from Nortel. Why are you so just?"


    Matsushita: "as the first female fox of unlimited challenge, I''ll analyze it for you! The current situation is like this. Lin is a banana, chasing Huang Sanshi''s guava. Guava wants to kill Li Tiezhu''s blueberries, and blueberries kill Lin. therefore, Lin is not afraid to bite back if he chases teacher Huang casually. My Tiezhu doesn''t have to participate at all."


    Over there, Huang Sanshi was chased by Lin. he was called a chicken flying dog jumping. He didn''t have time to find Li Tiezhu.


    Although he knew that he could sweep Lin as long as he swept Li Tiezhu, he had to live first.


    Sun Lei asked songzhuer, "you''re sure to win. Hurry to solve the Huang Sanshi. I''m tired."


    Matsushita: "let him lose weight, iron pillar. Let''s go and buy shaved ice."


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK, buy a large one."


    Sun Lei, Fang Bo and Wang Sumu stared at the dog. The little pig who had mutinied many times trembled and said, "how cruel! How cruel women are!"


    Sun Lei: "if Zhou Qingyang is so cruel, are you afraid?"


    The little pig said, "it''s impossible. Don''t scare me!"


    Wang Su looked at Huang Sanshi, who was chased by the forest dog and was panting for the way, and said, "we are sure to lose, but they don''t end it directly. It''s too shameful. It''s like whipping a corpse! Songzhuer is such a good girl with little poison... Look! The old fox, the divine calculation, has run away with her shoes!"


    Huang Sanshi was still struggling. During this period, he took advantage of his mind to sweep Lin once, but he didn''t kill him. He wanted to find Li Tiezhu, but Lin had been chasing him and wanted to sweep the code. He couldn''t get away at all.


    At this moment, Huang Sanshi''s resentment against pine and bamboo is unbearable. We are sure to lose, but you can''t whip the corpse like this?

 Chapter 324

    Huang Sanshi was in a mess. He lost a shoe, his hair was in disorder, sweating and panting. He shouted, "don''t chase!"


    Lin took his mobile phone and smiled out of breath. Unlimited challenges were too fun. He was especially friendly to new people: "Miss Huang, if you don''t run, I won''t chase."


    Huang Sanshi began to take off his clothes: "here... Don''t play!"


    Lin took his clothes, scanned the code, eliminated Huang Sanshi, and then threw Huang Sanshi''s Lost Writing in a friendly way.


    Fang Bo, sun Lei and others also surrounded.


    Wang Su: "it''s terrible! The infinite men''s gang was destroyed."


    Sun Lei said, "master Huang, if I were you, I wouldn''t run. I''ll lose anyway!"


    Huang Sanshi said angrily, "are you okay to say sarcastic words? You ruined the good situation. What do you say you are impulsive? If you don''t die, how can we get them?"


    The little pig said with a smile, "is he still impulsive? This time it''s mainly pine and bamboo. They''re cheating."


    Fang Bo: "forget it, I lost everything. That''s it. Don''t let Li Tiezhu come again in the future."


    Sun Lei said, "yes, in the final analysis, it''s Huang Laoxie who led the wolf into the house!"


    Huang Sanshi: "


    That''s it. It''s a little miserable, but the leaky little cotton padded jacket at home must like to see it.


    Drop!


    Li Tiezhu was eliminated.


    Lin swept the QR code behind Li Tiezhu in the ice shaving shop and jumped up with excitement: "Wow! I won! I won!"


    Songzhu''er looked calm and fed Li Tiezhu a spoonful of shaved ice: "is it delicious?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Songzhuer himself took a bite and narrowed his eyes.


    Although the single dog won, he was not happy and was stuffed with dog food.


    Sun Lei and Fang Bo also came. They took their mobile phones and called their wives to report. It was about that the program was recorded and they would come back soon.


    Squirrel and pig are also talking on the phone with their girlfriend. Teacher Huang is opening a video for her daughter, mainly because she wants to see Li Tiezhu.


    Lin suddenly found that he was the only single dog among so many people present today.


    Momentum can''t lose, so Lin took out his phone and called: "hello? Wang Dashao? Where is it? I''m looking for you... And a new girlfriend? What''s fun about a girlfriend? I told you I won the infinite challenge, ha ha! Awesome? Celebrate in the evening. Wait for me, I''ll come soon, uh huh..."


    Hum! I also have people to play with, so that I can leave my girlfriend.


    After hanging up the phone, Lin was refreshed. Looking at the affectionate Li Tiezhu and Songzhu, he unconsciously showed a disdainful smile. The taste of love is really sour. How can there be pure feelings between the opposite sex?


    The program ended and everyone said goodbye to each other.


    Huang Sanshi''s camera said to Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer, "look, Li Tiezhu is fat back."


    On the phone: "Dad, people are strong, you are fat."


    Huang Sanshi became more angry and said to Li Tiezhu, "I''ll wait for you at school... We''ll see!"


    Matsushita: "iron pillar, what does he mean?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Mr. Huang means that when we go to school in Kyoto, he will invite us to dinner at home, won''t he?"


    Huang Sanshi: "how could I..."


    On the phone: "really? Dad is very kind! Brother tie Zhu, just order what you like, and my father can cook..."


    Huang Sanshi: "


    Li Tiezhu said tentatively, "Buddha..."


    Huang Sanshi: "Buddha what Buddha? No Buddha! There is no ordering link. My house is not a mushroom house."


    Songzhu''er tilted his head: "that Shiquan tonic soup?"


    Huang Sanshi turned and left.


    The program has been recorded. After saying goodbye to everyone, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer go back to the hotel to get their luggage and take a bus back to Donghai apartment.


    After all, it was the Tanabata Festival. Li Tiezhu made songzhuer her favorite little frog.


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    At 9 p.m., Donghai airport.


    Sister Yun dragged her luggage and followed lengba, who was heavily disguised: "what are you doing? Just leave. Sister Mi will teach you a lesson again."


    Lengba: "today''s Tanabata Festival, I give myself a day off. What''s the matter?"


    "Didn''t you just meet in two days ago?"


    "I''m giving him a surprise."


    "What''s the surprise? What if he''s not in the East China Sea?"


    "It must be there! I don''t know him yet? He will go to Kyoto in two days. He will definitely come to Donghai to pack up."


    "I hope you won''t be empty."


    "All right, when you get off the bus, go home and have a rest. You don''t have to follow me anymore."


    Soon, lengba dragged her suitcase and a gift bag to the downstairs of the apartment. She looked up and saw that the light in the apartment was really on. I still knew him.


    Lengba came out of the elevator, looked at the gift bag, smiled proudly, took out the key and opened the door.


    "Pillar! Ah..."


    Lengba hurriedly closed the door, and then stood at the door. What are Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er doing in the living room?


    Li Tiezhu stopped.


    Songzhuer and lengba stare at each other and speak in unison:


    "Why are you here?"


    "Why can''t I be here?"


    Li Tiezhu exerted a little force.


    Matsushita: "ah!! pain, pain... Be gentle."


    Li Tiezhu''s hand was lighter and gently rubbed songzhuer''s shoulder: "comfortable?"


    Pine bamboo son hugged Xiao Jiu and happily closed his eyes: "comfortable! How can you pinch your shoulders?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I learned from Xiao Zhen. Sister lengba, come here and I''ll pinch it for you."


    Lengba walks over, puts down her things, sits next to songzhu''er, straightens her chest, just has more capital than you. Songzhuer turned around and gave her a hug and touched each other.


    "Ah! Sure enough, I still can''t."


    "Give up. You don''t have a chance in your life."


    "Thirty years east and thirty years West, don''t bully girls."


    "It sagged after thirty years."


    Li Tiezhu slapped each back of the head: "speak well!"


    Lengba: "meow!"


    Song Zhuer: "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu rubbed lengba''s shoulder and found that her shoulder was a little stiff. She used her strength a little more. The cat was not afraid of pain: "are you too tired recently? I feel you are in bad health. Have a rest!"


    Lengba: "how can I rest? If I come back this time, I have to go back to Hengdian tomorrow morning, or Yang paopi will scold me."


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you change jobs and don''t talk to her."


    "Forget it, she''s very good except forcing me to take the play."


    "All right."


    Songzhu''er didn''t listen to their chat, put Xiao Jiu aside, and quietly Mimi opened the gift bag lengba brought. The cat can be a good cat. He bought gifts for the master on the Tanabata Festival. Tut tut... Li Tiezhu is really lucky. Let me see what I bought? Can I buy a creative gift?


    Before, songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu had given each other gifts. Li Tiezhu gave songzhu''er a necklace and songzhu''er gave Li Tiezhu a kitchen knife. Yes, it''s a kitchen knife. It''s imported from Japan. It''s expensive.


    In the gift bag is a box. In the box is a strange pink thing with a switch.


    Click.


    Buzzing


    "Meow, meow!"


    Xiao Jiu was scared and ran away.


    "Ah... This..."


    Songzhuer suddenly blushed. Is this the surprise you want?


    Lengba was startled and quickly grabbed it and turned it off: "what are you doing? Why are you turning over my things?"


    Songzhu''er stared at lengba: "what do you think? Eh ~"


    Lengba''s face also turned red: "I want you to take care of it! This is a thin face massager. Do you believe it? Thin Apple muscle, why don''t you try it?"


    Songzhu''er looked closer and said, "don''t you feel ashamed?"


    Lengba: "Bo!"


    Songzhu''er quickly bounced away and wiped his face desperately: "you''re crazy! Why kiss me?"


    Lengba smiled proudly, "are you afraid?"


    Li Tiezhu continued to press his shoulder, looked down and saw lengba''s exquisite clavicle. He couldn''t help feeling a little dry. Anyway, it was almost pressed, and Li Tiezhu''s hand slipped down unconsciously.


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    The next day, lengba returned to Hengdian. Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er flew to Kyoto with Xiao Jiuhe''s luggage.


    In a small villa in Kyoto, the two had two shameless days.


    On September 1, the day of school is coming.


    Early in the morning, songzhuer was picked up by Li Tiezhu, then had breakfast and took his suitcase to school.


    "Drive."


    Matsushita said.


    Li Tiezhu said, "can your little old car hold our luggage? Otherwise, you drive by yourself and I''ll take the subway."


    Songzhuer took Li Tiezhu''s hand: "I also take the subway."


    Anyway, it has been announced by the official. It feels good not to hide and tuck in. Li Tiezhu went out with songzhu''er. They didn''t wear hats and masks. Even songzhu''er didn''t wear makeup and had a plain face.


    On the subway, naturally, many people pointed and photographed them.


    At the gate of Beiping Film Academy, songzhuer murmured, "fortunately, I didn''t drive here. I can''t find a place to stop."


    Both inside and outside the school are bustling and crowded. All kinds of luxury cars are parked outside the school. Most of the people who can get to Nortel are rich, but the school does not allow private cars to enter. Therefore, even the rich second generation can only be reported by themselves or their parents with their luggage.


    Each college and department has put out banners to welcome freshmen, and senior brothers and sisters guide freshmen with speakers.


    "Photography department, please come here!"


    "Director department, director department, come here!"


    "The freshmen of the performance department come with me..."


    There are also many media reporters outside the door. Every year, there are many stars at the beginning of Nortel school. Even the freshmen who are not famous also have gimmicks. This is so handsome and that is so beautiful. This is Xiao Liu Yifei and so on.


    Of course, they only pay attention to the freshmen of the performance department, as for the crooked melons and split dates of other departments


    When songzhuer and Li Tiezhu came to the school gate hand in hand, they were naturally stopped by several reporters.


    A female reporter said, "Li Tiezhu, are you two not afraid of the impact?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you break the law?"


    A male reporter said, "are you not afraid to affect the image of songzhuer when you open your relationship?"


    Matsushita: "do I have an image? Really? How could I have that thing?"


    Another reporter asked, "have you lived together?"


    Matsushita: "what should be done and what should not be done have been done. Why? Is it against the law?"


    The three reporters were autistic.


    Another one was not afraid of death and asked, "you are so high-profile now. Won''t you be embarrassed if you break up and still go to school in the same class in the future?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why break up? You have such a beautiful girlfriend. Do you break up? Oh, you won''t have it."


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer walked into the school happily hand in hand.

 Chapter 325

    Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er found the registration point for the undergraduate class of the performance department. There were several people in line in front. He and songzhu''er lined up behind.


    Then, a handsome elder martial brother ran to take songzhu''er''s luggage: "songzhu''er, are you here to report? Elder martial brother will take you to the dormitory later."


    Matsushita: "aren''t you afraid of my boyfriend beating you?"


    The elder martial brother is not well-known. There are heartless laughter from bad friends behind him. So many lovely primary school girls, who can you provoke? You mess with iron head baby! If Li Tiezhu doesn''t hit you, iron head baby can kill you.


    The elder martial brother said, "help your younger martial sister. Why does your boyfriend beat me?"


    Songzhuer said, "do you need a reason to beat people?"


    Elder martial brother: "don''t you need it?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help it and said, "you only need an excuse to beat someone!"


    Elder martial brother counseled: "ah... There''s a certain reason. Since I don''t need help, I''ll see other younger martial sisters..."


    When he slipped away, his bad friends laughed more wildly.


    This is the University!


    This is the college animal!


    Songzhu''er somehow found a bag of melon seeds to eat and fed them to Li Tiezhu. He saw that a group of brothers waiting to pick up his younger sister were jealous.


    Soon, another performance freshman arrived, Wang Xiaokai in the three little ones.


    Wang Xiaokai lined up behind songzhuer, took out a paper towel to wipe the sweat on his face, and said hello to songzhuer and Li Tiezhu: "Zhuer, Li hanpi. You two are still a little early."


    Li Tiezhu: "hagir, would you like to give me a name and make up?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "you know, a hammer. Without makeup, go on a hot search immediately. It shocked Wang Xiaokai''s ugly photos. The national idol is disabled..."


    Matsushita: "what''s wrong with hot search? I often go to hot search for free."


    Wang Xiaokai: "of course it doesn''t matter if you''re shameless. Like us, we should pay attention to the image."


    "You want a hammer! You smoked and went on a hot search two days ago."


    Wu Lei also came with his suitcase.


    Wang Xiaokai: "that''s Wang Fang. My name is Wang Xiaokai. Are you blind?"


    Wu Lei: "Ann? That''s my mistake."


    Wang Xiaokai winked and said, "Hey! Are you old aunt Baodao? Are you comfortable?"


    Wu Lei''s face was not red and his heart did not jump: "Bashi got a board! Tut Tut, the girl is the most boring. I tell you, the old aunt is good at Taoism."


    Wang Xiaokai: "how deep?"


    Wu Lei: "the bottomless deep."


    "The legendary black hole?"


    "Color doesn''t matter!"


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed.


    Songzhu''er''s eyes lit up: "Wow! It''s true? I thought it was a rumor. Is the old aunt good at technology? Can you carry it with your small body?"


    Wu Lei patted his chest: "I''ll tell you!"


    Pine and bamboo son didn''t believe it. With disdainful eyes, he talked about dragon and tiger in front of my pillar? Where''s the confidence?


    Wang Xiaokai was interested: "brothers, give me a hard time. If it''s so funny..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help interrupting: "well, don''t put such a thing in public. It''s embarrassing. Don''t make everyone think we Xichuan people are perverts."


    The three met during the art examination at the beginning of the year. Wu Lei took two singers, Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu, and helped them with improvisation. Three people, two Xichuan people and one Shuangqing people. When villagers see villagers, the relationship is naturally very good.


    Wu Lei was about to retort. When he found that the freshmen of other departments and several elder martial brothers came together, he smiled: "want to hear? Give me money!"


    Wang Xiaokai took Wu Lei by the neck and said, "if you don''t listen to them, we''ll talk in private."


    Matsushita: "yes, yes."


    Li Tiezhu directly gave songzhuer a brain collapse. What are you doing, a female child? Afraid others don''t know you''re a pervert?


    Wu Lei finally stopped talking about his old aunt and said, "Li Tiezhu is a treat."


    Wang Xiaokai also said, "right! I forgot if you didn''t say it. This cub only got 402 points. It''s embarrassing."


    Wu Lei and Wang Xiaokai achieved good cultural results.


    Matsushita: "why is my iron pillar a treat?"


    Wu Lei: "we agreed that whoever has the worst cultural score in the college entrance examination will be the treat."


    Matsushita: "what''s the treat? Big sword?"


    Behind Wu Lei, a shy big boy puffed and laughed, covered his mouth and said, "hehe... I''m sorry, I can''t help it."


    Li Tiezhu strangled songzhu''er''s neck: "don''t open the Yellow cavity. We''re talking about inviting guests to dinner!"


    Zhang Xiaokai asked the Joker, "brother, what''s your name?"


    The boy replied shyly, "my name is Li Zhixuan... I''m also a freshman in our class. I asked you to sign for me during the art exam."


    Obviously, this is a plain man. His family may have money, but he hasn''t made a debut yet.


    That''s the difference. People like Li Tiezhu, Zhang Xiaokang and Wu Lei are shameless. How can they blush like this? It''s simple enough


    Zhang Xiaokai shook hands with Li Zhixuan and said, "Hello, brother, are you still a virgin?"


    Li Zhixuan was at a loss.


    Wu Lei laughed.


    Songzhuer applauded: "well done! Xiaokai! Li Zhixuan, right? Don''t be afraid to hang out with my sister. I''ll introduce you to beautiful women."


    Li Zhixuan shook his head in fright: "you... Impure..."


    Li Tiezhu shouted, "OK! Don''t bully my old Li family."


    Bang!


    A roll of register knocked on Li Tiezhu''s forehead.


    Li Tiezhu turned his head angrily.


    Mr. Lu Bo said, "are you deaf? It''s your turn to register. You''re still talking about Sao..."


    Li Tiezhu quickly took out the admission notice and ID card to register.


    After registration, the dormitories are basically arranged according to the registration order. Li Tiezhu, Zhang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan are assigned to boys'' dormitory 315 and songzhuer is girls'' dormitory 608.


    After registration, Li Tiezhu handed Lu Bo a Chinese letter without meaning.


    Lu Bo: "children smoke less at home. It''s confiscated."


    Li Tiezhu said to the three: "you go to the bedroom first, and I''ll send bamboo."


    Wu Lei was very righteous. He threw his luggage to Zhang Xiaokai and took Li Tiezhu''s luggage: "say that. I''m not sure to be a brother. I''ll take it for you!"


    Zhang Xiaokai conveniently threw Wu Lei''s luggage to Li Zhixuan: "Xiao Li, I think you''re very strong, no problem? I''m in the late stage of tuberculosis."


    Li Zhixuan: "brother! It''s just a suitcase. Aren''t you so?"


    Zhang Xiaokai: "excuses should be sufficient! Cough..."


    Li Zhixuan: "brother, I always thought you were a singer. I didn''t expect you to be an actor."


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the downstairs of the girls'' dormitory and bought some washbasins, towels and quilt covers. Because it''s the first school day, the girls'' dormitory is open. Many parents have to send their children.


    However, Li Tiezhu still followed zhu''er''s teachings and gave a red envelope to Aunt SuGuan: "aunt, I''m Li Tiezhu..."


    The aunt said happily, "I know you! You are a couple with songzhuer! Aunt always likes you. Come often when you are free."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you!"


    This is the face of the card. Who makes my mother pink?


    Matsushita: "thank you, aunt."


    Aunt''s face changed: "pine bamboo son, pay attention to your image in the future. Don''t humiliate my iron pillar. Do you know?"


    Matsushita: "ah... I see."


    Aunt: "iron pillar, you go upstairs slowly. The stairs have just been dragged and are a little slippery..."


    Songzhu''er was slightly depressed. Li Tiezhu was refreshed. He carried the suitcase and songzhu''er upstairs. Along the way, the new and old students cast curious eyes on them and pointed and whispered.


    Generally speaking, other people''s parents send their children to school. That''s good. Their boyfriend sends them.


    Be reasonable, the dormitory building of Nortel is old enough, and a stale smell comes to your face.


    At the 608 gate, matsu''er knocked on the door first, and inside came: "please come in." she and Li Tiezhu drilled in.


    Matsushita: "Wow, I''m the last one? Hello, uncle and aunt. I''m Nezha Matsushita. Please take care of me."


    In the dormitory, three girls threw surprise eyes one after another. Our last roommate was songzhuer, the most popular female artist of the year? Besides, she came with her boyfriend?


    After a brief stupor, the three girls rushed to the door at the same time.


    "Ah... Li Tiezhu!"


    "Serious brother, will you sign for me?"


    "Group photo, Tiezhu, let''s take a group photo!"


    The three girls surrounded Li Tiezhu and squeezed the pine and bamboo out. Li Tiezhu smiled and signed a group photo with them before entering the dormitory smoothly.


    Then the three mothers gathered around again.


    The three girls are all plain people and have a rich family. Therefore, their parents have come and are busy making beds and folding quilts.


    After dealing with the three mothers, Li Tiezhu nodded awkwardly to the three fathers, and then began the Sao operation.


    Open the suitcase and put songzhuer''s clothes in her wardrobe. Then, put her underwear into a small bag and stuffed it into the wardrobe. At the same time, she said, "remember, Zhuer, you don''t take your underwear to the washing machine. You should wash it yourself, wash it with soap and sterilize..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu took out the socks stuffed in the trunk, found the opposite colors, wrapped them up and wrapped them into a ball: "look, if you put the socks like this, you won''t be afraid to find the wrong color."


    Then, Li Tiezhu put three large and small basins, three towels and a bath towel, and explained while putting them, like an old father.


    The three real old fathers were stunned. This is the strength to spoil their daughter! We are ashamed!


    However, songzhu''er didn''t listen at all, but was getting close to three roommates.


    "My name is songzhu''er. My real name is songjuan."


    "My name is Wang Ruoxi, northeast drop."


    "Li Kaixin, from Beijing.


    "Muk, from Xijiang."


    "Lao Wang, Lao Li, Lao mu, Hello, I brought you good stuff, dangling dangling... Original mask..."


    "Your boyfriend is talking to you."


    "Ignore him, I tell you, this mask is ready to use..."


    Li Tiezhu showed his helpless expression like an old father and looked at the three real fathers.


    Muk''s father said in a less fluent Mandarin: "understand, everyone is the same..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu took out the duck down quilt and the quilt he had just bought, climbed into bed and made bedding for songzhuer. His technique was so skillful that it was distressing.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu finally finished it and said, "three students, uncles and aunts, let''s have dinner together in the evening? It''s my treat! And three boys in our dormitory, Zhang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li what."

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    Naturally, uncles and aunts would not let a child treat, so they all declined one after another and said to let their young people go by themselves. Also, after sending off their daughter, the old parents will leave and can''t wait until night.


    Li Tiezhu hung the mosquito net for songzhu''er again. He forcibly pulled songzhu''er in the installation and said, "you, go up and try."


    Songzhuer climbed into bed and was at a loss. He couldn''t get in: "how can this mosquito net be opened?"


    Li Tiezhu covered his face.


    Songzhu''er was also angry: "I said no mosquito nets. What mosquito nets do you want? Don''t you just light electric mosquito coils?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the power will be cut off when the lights are off at night, pig!"


    Songzhuer: "that... Pan Xiang."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s easy to cause fire, and it''s really choking."


    Matsushita: "what a broken dormitory, not even an air conditioner."


    "Isn''t there a ceiling fan? I also bought you a small rechargeable fan. You can charge it during the day and use it at night."


    "What if I forget?"


    "Yes, I''ll take it to recharge you and give it to you every night."


    "Oh, how to open the mosquito net!"


    "So, so..."


    The three girls were stunned. I''m afraid this pine bamboo son saved the galaxy in his last life?


    The three mothers are also angry. Songzhu, you fool, why do you get the favor of our iron pillar alone? Why not my daughter?


    The three old fathers shook their heads and laughed. Who hasn''t had a silly girl?


    Finally, songzhuer was settled. Li Tiezhu said goodbye to everyone. Then he went downstairs and took a group photo with his aunt. He went to the boys'' dormitory. As usual, he gave her a red envelope and took a group photo first, and finally went upstairs.


    315 dormitory, the atmosphere was a little strange.


    Wang Xiaokai said, "I became famous when I was ten years old. How can I let my parents send it? Is it humiliating to lose it?"


    Wu Lei: "I''m also a child star. I''ve been climbing and rolling for more than ten years. How can I let my parents send it last Nortel?"


    Li Zhixuan: "what should we do? You don''t let your parents send them. Now, how can we get the bedding?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "it''s not important. It''s OK to sleep on cotton wool directly."


    Wu Lei: "you don''t need to cover a quilt on such a hot day."


    Li Zhixuan: "you Xichuan people are so casual. Don''t you feel ashamed?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "then why don''t you let your parents send it?"


    Wu Lei: "yes! If you let your parents send us our bedding, we can ask your parents for help."


    Li Zhixuan said angrily, "my parents can''t do it either! What are you doing here? Shame? As a rich second generation, my parents can''t take care of themselves as well as me. My father can''t even wash his socks, and my mother can''t use an electric rice cooker..."


    This is a not very sad story.


    Wang Xiaokai: "don''t worry, Xiao Li. We still have Li Tiezhu."


    Wu Lei: "yes, when he comes back, help me shake my bedding."


    Li Zhixuan was also pleased: "yes, ha! How can I forget my brother Zhu? There is no unique way."


    After listening to a few words, Li Tiezhu went in: "Jue your sister! Aren''t you still human? You can''t shake your bedding? Come... Learn from me and teach on site. I won''t help you if you can''t learn."


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu started a new teaching of bedding.


    The three exquisite boys didn''t have strong hands-on ability, but they learned it in less than half an hour. At the moment of unifying the quilt, a huge cheering came from the 315 dormitory.


    Wu Lei and Wang Xiaokai took out their photos and sent them to their necks.


    Li Zhixuan was not red and said sour, "it''s great to have fans?"


    Wu Lei: "I have eight million fans on my Weibo."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I have more than 10 million fans on my Weibo!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I tiktok fifty million fans."


    Finally, the dormitory was quiet.


    Yes, Wu Lei and Wang Xiaokai can''t really do Li Tiezhu in terms of fans and influence, which is very mysterious.


    Four big boys sitting in bed, of course, to enter a sacred link that every college dormitory has to carry out.


    Wang Xiaokai: "Kuo Yi, Kuo Yi! Next, the four of us live together. What do you think?"


    Li Zhixuan: "don''t speak Xichuan dialect! I''m not used to northeast people."


    Wu Lei: "that''s impossible. I won''t talk to you. All of you talk about your northeast dialect. It''s corrosive. I''ll sue (try) to see if you break the three of us into northeast dialect or if the three of us teach you to speak Xichuan dialect."


    Wang Xiaokai: "tell him Jill. I announce that southwest mandarin will become the official language of dormitory 315 from now on."


    Li Tiezhu: "agree."


    Wang Xiaokai: "next, it''s a very important link. Set the size."


    Wu Lei: "I made my debut first. I''m the boss. You have no opinion?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m older than you, I''m the boss, and I''m more red than you!"


    Wu Lei: "when it comes to red, Li Tiezhu must be the most popular. What do you say?"


    Li Tiezhu: "say a hammer. I''m the boss. If I''m not convinced, I''ll beat me. If I can beat me, I''ll recognize him as the boss."


    Sorting is a very serious problem, which is a necessary process for every freshman dormitory.


    The competition for the leading position is very fierce. Everyone must say a reason to be the boss.


    Li Zhixuan: "I... I''m the oldest."


    Wu Lei: "I slept with my old aunt! I photographed Langya!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m the lead singer of the hottest men''s troupe!"


    Li Tiezhu: "my master is Cheng Dalong."


    Wang Xiaokai: "Mom, sell batch!"


    Wu Lei: "make a hammer!"


    Li Zhixuan: "GAHA! Fight dad?"


    seckill!


    Finally, 315 is sorted, and the results are as follows:


    Boss Li Tiezhu.


    Wang Xiaokai, the second son of Wang.


    Wu Laosan, Wu Lei.


    Li Laosi, Li Zhixuan.


    This is the University!


    Poor Li Zhixuan has no background, no works and no status. He is the oldest and Leng is ranked fourth. There is no way. Nortel is different from other schools. It only depends on the coffee position, regardless of age.


    Li Tiezhu is not the only one in their dormitory. On the other side, songzhuer''s 608 ranking also comes out, which is also ranked by status.


    Big sister head pine bamboo son.


    The second sister, muck, has shot some MVs and is very famous.


    Third Sister Li Kaixin, she made an advertisement.


    Wang Ruoxi, the fourth sister, is cute and pure.


    At 4:30 p.m., the freshmen left the dormitory and went to the teaching building for the first class meeting. This was what the teacher said when the report was reported.


    Among the whole new students of Nortel, they are the most famous in the performance department, because except Li Tiezhu, they are all handsome men and beautiful women. In the undergraduate class of the performance department, dormitory 315 has the most cards, because three of the four animals are legitimate red, including the bug Li Tiezhu.


    There are 28 students in the 2017 undergraduate class of Nortel performance department, including 12 males and 16 females.


    After twenty-eight people sat in classroom 212, they whispered in their dormitories. At most, they pointed at popular stars such as song Zhuer, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei. No one came up to sign anything. After all, we are all classmates now. We can''t pull down that face. Moreover, who will be more popular in the future, who knows?


    Songzhu''er blew kisses to Li Tiezhu across two rows of desks: "Oh! The ugliest classmate, I love you, Moda!"


    It made the students laugh.


    Li Tiezhu took off his shoes and smashed them. He also said, "pick up the shoes for me."


    As expected, songzhuer ran over with her shoes to make amends.


    "Whoa..."


    The students are also playing. They have worked hard to get close to the undergraduate class of Nortel''s performance department. Why don''t you bang?


    Li Tiezhu pointed to songzhu''er and said, "keep a low profile, or I''ll beat you."


    As soon as songzhuer stuck out his tongue, he ran away.


    After returning to their seats, the three little sisters took the rhythm:


    "Elder sister, you can''t! How can you hold smelly shoes for smelly men?"


    "You let me down, sister!"


    "If it''s me, hit his shoes directly in the face."


    Pine bamboo son way: "you don''t understand, Li Tiezhu can''t provoke existence!"


    The three little sisters said in unison, "wow... I see!"


    Matsushita: "yo! I''m very experienced!"


    Old four Wang Ruoxi said, "I''m kidding. There are two t''s in my computer..."


    Art people, ha! have great experience.


    On the other hand, Wu Lei was very interested and asked Li Tiezhu, "how did you train me? Teach me, my old aunt is not obedient..."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "I also want to learn."


    Li Zhixuan: "you''re vulgar! I thought you were all big stars before. I didn''t expect you to be so unbearable in private! I''m ashamed to be with you. Boss, I don''t learn. You tell me I don''t learn either. If you don''t believe me, try it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "who wants to teach you?"


    Then, the three people went out together to pinch Li Tiezhu''s neck.


    Lu Bo came with the roster. The students calmed down one after another. In addition to Wang Xiaokai, he also rode on Li Tiezhu and pinched his neck.


    Lu Boyi patted the table: "Wang Xiaokai!"


    Wang Xiaokai jumped down: "good teacher."


    Lu Bo: "bully your classmates when you come? Get up and stand behind."


    Wang Xiaokai: "


    Although Lu Bo is not famous, he is a counselor teacher of grade 17 and has some prestige. Even if Wang Xiaokai is red, he has to stand behind.


    Lu Bo glanced at the crowd and said: "Hello, students. My name is Lu Bo. I have just graduated from the Department of performance of Nortel in recent years. I have also acted in some TV movies. At present, I am your counselor and teacher. I am not responsible for class, but I will lead you to do morning classes, rehearsal programs, social practice, etc. I can say that I am your head teacher. I declare that there are 28 people in this class Of course, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and song Zhuer are famous. But what I want to say is that in my class, you are just an ordinary student! You have no privileges! "


    The students straightened up in an instant. The teacher is a little strict.


    Lu Bo directly cut Li Tiezhu. The most important thing to be a teacher is prestige. This is what Huang Sanshi told him: "Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "here."


    Lu Bo said, "your master is Cheng Dalong. Han Hong is close to you like a mother and son. Huang Sanshi also has a good relationship with you, and you have been red in half the sky for a year. Do you think I can''t control you?"


    Li Tiezhu was very cooperative: "teacher Lu said to go east, I''ll go east. Teacher Lu said to catch chickens, I won''t drive out dogs!"


    Lu Bo: "sit down! You should have this attitude. You''re here to study. Don''t give me wrists and play big cards at school! You know? I''ll deal with one when I see one. Next, let''s introduce yourself. Who''s the first to come?"

 Chapter 327

    Wang Xiaokai immediately raised his hand: "I..."


    Lu Bo: "you don''t have to introduce yourself. People all over the country know you."


    Wang Xiaokai: "yes! Yes."


    He trotted onto the platform, licked his face, smiled at Lu Bo and said, "Hello, students, I''m wang Xiaokai from 315 dormitory. I''m from Shuangqing. I like hot pot. My dream is to be a big star and make a lot of money and eat hot pot every day."


    Wu Lei shouted, "can your ass stand eating every day?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m afraid you don''t know. I''m known as the iron hip baby! I''m fine with three hot pot meals a day! There are no acne on my face and no sores under my hips."


    There was a burst of laughter under the stage. Indeed, everyone knows Wang Xiaokai. After all, Xiao San is really red, but I still want to introduce him. Otherwise, who knew Wang Xiaokai was such a sand sculpture? There''s an iron hip baby!


    Iron head baby laughs the most. There''s a picture!


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing. Is this NIMA an idol little fresh meat? It''s like an animal.


    Lu Bo held back his smile and shook his head. The gap between these children and their time was too big. They were only seven or eight years old, right? Why is the generation gap so obvious?


    The shy Li Zhixuan said, "shouldn''t it be called tiejuwa?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, Wang tieju!"


    Originally, everyone laughed almost. As a result, Li Zhixuan and Li Tiezhu were stunned and made everyone laugh again. Mr. Lu Bo couldn''t bear it and laughed.


    God special iron chrysanthemum.


    On the stage, Wang Xiaokai suddenly felt something wrong: "it''s iron hip! Li Tiezhu, I''ll sue you for slander!"


    The students shouted:


    "Hello, Wang tieju!"


    "Ju Zuo!"


    "Lord Ju has worked hard!"


    "Big chrysanthemum is important!"


    Since then, Wang Xiaokai has a loud bandit number, which has accompanied him all his life. The Jianghu people call Wang tieju, also known as Ju Zuo.


    Wang Xiaokai pressed his hands: "shut up, don''t laugh, it''s an iron hip!"


    The laughter under the stage was even happier.


    Wang Xiaokai puckered his butt and slapped himself: "I practice every day! Do you tilt up? The girls I like will add wechat later. Now, it''s a talent show, isn''t it? Mr. Lu? OK, as a singing and dancing idol singer, I''ll perform a tap dance for you. After all, that''s how iron hips are practiced!"


    His tap dance was very good, but the cheers under the stage were wrong.


    "Tieju, you''re great!"


    "Ju Zuo is awesome!"


    After jumping, Wang Xiaokai bowed, stepped down, naturally walked to Li Tiezhu and sat down. He didn''t go back and stood behind.


    Then everyone knew what his wishful thinking was.


    Lu Bo stared at him and didn''t say anything. After all, it was just Liwei at the beginning, and Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu were just fighting and not bullying.


    Lu Bo: "who''s next?"


    Li Tiezhu was pushed out by Wang Xiaokai and asked you to give me a nickname.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care. He went on stage and said, "Hello, everyone. I''m Li Tiezhu, the half brother of Wang tieju in dormitory 315. I''m 19 next month..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "climb for me! Watch shouting."


    Wu Lei: "tieju, Lao Li''s treat tonight. Shall we have hot pot or something?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "


    Li Tiezhu continued to introduce himself and finally said, "as a creative singer, let me perform a back somersault for you."


    Wu Lei couldn''t help but make complaints about "what kind of singer is you, your brother and your brother?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "are you talking to me?"


    Li Zhixuan: "besides you, who else is called tieju?"


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu a solid back somersault.


    Students: "whoa..."


    Songzhu''er cheered the loudest: "it''s boring! Change one! Change one!"


    Li Tiezhu is a little embarrassed. Isn''t the back somersault wonderful?


    Scratching his head, Li Tiezhu sang: "follow my left hand and right hand in a slow motion, and the slow motion of left hand and right hand will be replayed..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I suspect he is humiliating me."


    Wu Lei: "be confident and remove the word doubt."


    After singing a few words, Li Tiezhu stepped down and carried Wu Lei out. A dormitory should be neat.


    Wu Lei: "Hello, female students! My name is Wu tielei. I''m also 315. I''m 18 years old. I''m an actor. Thank you!"


    The girls laughed and the boys were more reserved.


    Lu Bo: "what nonsense? Talk well."


    Wu Lei nodded: "as an actor with both talent and virtue, the performance I bring to you is to lick the tip of my nose and see if my tongue can sing... Slightly..."


    The girls were more excited and clapped one after another.


    Wang Xiaokai: "aunt Pang also needs capital. She sighs that she is inferior!"


    The low-key Li Zhixuan suddenly shouted, "I''d like to call you iron tongue! Wu Iron tongue!"


    The female animals laughed strangely.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it anymore. He lay on the desk and smiled and patted the table.


    Wang Xiaokai also laughed crazy. Li Zhixuan said that he looked like a dog. He didn''t expect to be so cheap.


    Li Zhixuan also whispered: "iron tongue copper hanging, a magic weapon for chasing younger sister! Lick bald skin directly to the old aunt!"


    It rhymes.


    Wang Xiaokai salivated and laughed.


    After the performance, Wu Lei walked down proudly. What is specialty? This is my real specialty. My tongue is flexible.


    Li Zhixuan came on the stage with tacit understanding. No one robbed the students. Everyone wanted to see if the animals of 315 were so wonderful.


    After the infamous Li Zhixuan came to power, everyone didn''t know him. Seeing that he was handsome and sunny, but he was very shy and introverted, the girls applauded him and hoped that the three star artists wouldn''t put too much pressure on the new classmate.


    Li Zhixuan said: "Hello, students and teachers! My family is Dongbei Di, 19 years old, also from dormitory 315. My name is... What''s my name?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The audience laughed together. Can you remember your name?


    Li Zhixuan scratched his head: "my name is Li Zhixuan, I remember! I mean, what should I call my bandit number? We 315 are all iron generation. Now, I''m not alone. I''m very flustered. I think about it. I''m not the whole bandit number. I''m afraid they''ll crowd me out, or I''ll call iron egg?"


    Matsushita: "I object!"


    Li Zhixuan: "what are you against? GAHA is against?"


    Matsushita: "because Li Tiezhu''s unborn brother is really called Li Tiedan."


    Li Zhixuan: "what a coincidence? I''ll change it. My name is Li tiehammer. Iron chrysanthemum, iron tongue, iron column and hammer are neat! As for me, before I came to school, my mother took my hand and earnestly asked me to talk about more girlfriends in college. She said that all the female students in our school are good-looking. If I don''t talk about a few girlfriends, I feel that the tuition fees have been paid in vain."


    Li Zhixuan belongs to the kind of cold faced comedian. He seems shy and introverted, but he can laugh at the dead when talking. This is probably the talent of northeast people.


    The laughter never stopped.


    Lu Bo: "did you come to study or to find your daughter-in-law?"


    Li Zhixuan: "the main thing is to find a daughter-in-law and study by the way. Don''t worry, teacher. I can''t delay my study. I love learning seriously. After all, my parents are rich second generation. I''m busy for my ideal. If I don''t perform a famous performance, I have to go home and inherit my family. You say, can I not learn from death?"


    Lu Bo: "


    Wang Xiaokai: "this product is really a hammer! People are like their names."


    Li Zhixuan: "talent, no talent, knock one for everyone."


    Tie!


    Li Zhixuan knocked on the podium table.


    The boys are stunned, that''s it?


    "Good!"


    "Wonderful!"


    "What a talent!"


    The girls are cheering. Dormitory 315 is full of talents. The most ordinary Li Zhixuan is the most talented one. It seems that he has at least hundreds of millions of talents.


    Li Zhixuan stepped down and others began to introduce themselves on the stage.


    Under the leadership of the 315 fourth railway, the whole introduction style has completely deviated, and each one is very wonderful. Lu Bo scratched his head. I''m afraid it''s difficult for this class of students to take it.


    A girl said: "... I like keeping dogs. Now the dormitory doesn''t allow them. I asked my aunt before. So, is there a single dog in the class that no one adopts? If so, you can contact me."


    A man said, "my father''s name is Li Jianjun. Do you know him? I don''t know him either. I only know my stepfather. Therefore, when you meet someone named Li Jianjun in the future, remember to introduce me. What if there are more dads? There aren''t too many dads..."


    Songzhu''er said: "... I''m Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend. I advise these girls in the class, if your team Li Tiezhu has an attempt, hum... Remember to register with me."


    Lu Bo: "what did you say? I''ll give you a chance to say it again."


    Songzhu''er scratched his head: "don''t you want to advertise? Well, that''s what it means anyway. I''ll show you a gangster excitement fist."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and couldn''t bear to look straight at it. It''s too enchanting!


    Wang Xiaokai watched with relish: "Wow! Iron pillar is so lucky."


    Wu Lei''s face was expressionless: "the teenager didn''t know how good his aunt was. He mistook the girl for a treasure!"


    Li Zhixuan: "this kind of Kung Fu, I punch one by one."


    Songzhuer finished a set of good-looking Kung Fu and stepped down in the cheers of boys and girls.


    Lu Bo wiped his forehead and stood on the stage again: "er... I''m glad to see that the students are so energetic and lively. However, pay attention to the scale. Although everyone is an adult, this is a performance at school, such as Wu Lei and song Zhuer. In addition, I''ll tell you a good news."


    Students, calm down.


    Lu Bo: "the good news is that tomorrow, the 15 day military training will officially begin."


    The students howled.


    315 four iron, iron bone clank, without frowning.


    Li Tiezhu: "military training is such a good thing. What''s the matter with them? It''s time to realize the soldier''s dream! It''s said that they can still shoot real guns."


    Wang Xiaokai: "they are all spoiled only children. It''s inevitable."


    Wu Lei: "I haven''t suffered. It''s normal."


    Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei made their debut from childhood. What outsiders see is their brilliance. Few people know that they suffer several times more from snacks than others. Wang Xiaokai has practiced singing and dancing for ten years. It must be hard. Wu Lei runs in various production teams, and it is common for him to eat and sleep in the open air.


    Li Zhixuan, the second generation of the rich, has never suffered hardship, but he is eager to suffer. After all, he doesn''t want to go back to inherit his family property.


    His eyes brightened and he said, "I''m still a little excited. I heard that the instructor will kick people, tut tut..."


    If sister MI is here, she will feel that this product has the same attribute as lengba.


    Lu Bo ignored everyone''s wailing and said, "at 1:00 tomorrow afternoon, a bus will pick you up to the military base, everyone, mouse tail juice..."

 Chapter 328

    Having finished the military training, it''s about running for the class committee. First choose the monitor.


    Different from other schools, the students in the performance class are as stable as old dogs, and none of them is willing to carry things.


    Lu Bozhi scratched his head. They were not active at that time, but someone always stood up. Why are children so irresponsible now?


    The atmosphere was a little awkward.


    Under the stage, one by one, famous or not, pretended to be dead in their seats.


    Lu Bo can only call the roll: "Wang tie... Er, Wang Xiaokai. Why don''t you choose?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "teacher, you know me. I can''t lead."


    "Aren''t you the captain of your men''s group?"


    "The regiment is about to break up, so I can''t lead. I want to be the monitor, and I won''t break up our class?"


    "You..."


    Lu Bo was speechless: "Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "teacher, you know me. I have a bad brain and I have a difficult IQ. I''m commonly known as a fool."


    Lu Bo: "does this affect being a monitor?"


    "No impact?"


    "Does it affect?"


    "I''m so stupid. How can I know if the shadow will affect me? You''re a teacher. Don''t you know? You ask me?"


    "Am I special..."


    Lu Bo was so angry that he looked at Wu Lei.


    Wu Lei: "teacher, you know me. Even my old aunt can cheat me. How dare you let me manage the class fee?"


    How vicious!


    In order not to be the monitor, they blacked themselves one by one, totally shameless.


    In fact, we all know that it is good to be a class committee in other schools or majors, but it is a burden in the performance class. Everyone wants to go out to shoot and doesn''t want to do chores for teachers. Famous people like Wang Xiaokai, Li Tiezhu and Wu Lei have so many announcements all year round that it is difficult to have the energy to be a good monitor.


    Lu Bo looked at Pine and bamboo again.


    Matsushita panicked: "teacher..."


    Lu Bo: "the teacher knows you. I''m afraid you''ll take your classmates to fight. Forget it."


    Songzhuer nodded happily.


    Then, Lu Bo asked several more students, all of whom were declined. Although he could forcibly appoint, he couldn''t lose face, so he asked Li Zhixuan: "what about you? The teacher doesn''t know you."


    Li Zhixuan: "I''m not the chairman, but also the monitor?"


    Lu Bo: "


    The students laughed. This product is really a hammer. It''s too hard.


    Lu Bo: "forget it! If you don''t choose, wait until the military training comes back. Then you can propose your own candidates and vote by yourself. I don''t care. The meeting ends!"


    The 315 four iron suddenly got up, and the 608 sisters over there also looked at each other from a distance.


    Wu Lei: "hot pot! Give Mr. Juchang special spicy food and see if his iron chrysanthemum has a false reputation!"


    Wang Xiaokai fought back: "iron tongue, don''t eat hot pot to find your aunt."


    Wu Lei: "clang?"


    Li Zhixuan: "aunt is not an iron chrysanthemum! I can''t carry it!"


    Wu Lei: "shit!"


    Li Tiezhu walked in front and asked Lu Bo, who was still on the podium, "teacher Lu, eat hot pot. Let''s have 315 and 608 fellowship activities."


    Lu Bo: "forget it, you go. The teacher is afraid you are uncomfortable."


    Songzhuer said, "it doesn''t matter. We will definitely make you uncomfortable."


    Lu Bo: "then I won''t go."


    Matsushita: "go, go, it''s not fun if you don''t go."


    Lu Bo put away the folder, turned and left, and played with the teacher? Thanks to you! I don''t want face?


    Songzhu''er: "it''s a pity. I want to turn him over on the first day and give him a blow."


    Four men and four women came out of the watch guide building and went straight to the hot pot shop. Songzhuer had done his homework and investigated the delicious food near the school.


    The best way to get into a relationship is to eat, drink and have a few beers. Boys and girls get familiar and begin to call brothers.


    Among the four boys, the most popular is the billionaire talented Li Zhixuan.


    The girls chirped around him and asked, what makes you want to learn acting because you don''t inherit hundreds of millions of assets?


    Li Zhixuan said shyly, "I''m not interested in money."


    Wu Lei: "what a hammer!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "well, hammer, what are you interested in?"


    Li Zhixuan: "art!"


    Wang Xiaokai raised his middle finger.


    Li Tiezhu: "xiaohammer is as simple as me, which is good."


    Wang Xiaokai''s middle finger instantly transfers the target.


    Li Zhixuan ate a piece of belly and drank beer quickly: "it''s so hot! It''s too hot! Why don''t you order the mandarin duck pot?"


    Wu Lei: "you don''t deserve to eat mandarin duck pot with us."


    Li Zhixuan: "why?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "it doesn''t matter! You can eat spicy thiamine in Northeast China. You see, every girl in Jiangnan can eat it."


    The private room was steaming, pushing cups for laughter.


    At nine o''clock in the evening, eight talents returned to the dormitory after eating, and began to pack their luggage for military training.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu came back from exercise in the stadium and found three bags of aunt towels on the computer desk, which were still thickened at night.


    Wang Xiaokai was stuffing his aunt''s towel into the box: "here you are."


    "What are you doing?"


    "Pad your shoes!"


    "Thanks, I don''t need it."


    "No, I can''t fit it. I can''t fit it in my box."


    Wu Lei bought a large box of Huoxiang Zhengqi water, saying he was afraid of heatstroke.


    Li Zhixuan is even more unique. He bought ten bottles of old godmother. Each bottle has different tastes.


    At ten o''clock, all the freshmen gathered and received their military training equipment, including two sets of clothes, two pairs of shoes, a hat and a lunch box.


    There is no separation between the director and the performance department. The new animals in the performance department and the director department stand together. There are 56 students in the undergraduate class and junior class of the performance department, and less in the director department. There are only 12 people, two girls in total.


    "What rags is this? It''s so ugly!"


    "What ugly shoes!"


    "No? Do you really want to dress like this? How silly..."


    "Is this lunch box from the 1960s?"


    "I''ll go. This belt is really. My grandfather doesn''t use this..."


    Fashionista metrosexual, many of them are beginning to make complaints about the beauty of the tide.


    The four people in Li Tiezhu''s dormitory are very calm.


    Li Tiezhu likes green rubber shoes. Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are absolutely confident. I can wear trendy rubber shoes. Li Zhixuan feels the pleasure of being abused. It''s really simple clothes. I like it very much.


    After picking up the things, everyone went back to the dormitory to change their military uniforms. Some couldn''t wait to put them on for photos, while others didn''t want to touch them.


    315 tiktok changed their uniform and made a small video of trembling or micro-blog.


    Li Tiezhu is out of order to play tiktok as a friend, but things are a bit of a concern.


    This video is naturally popular again.


    The reason is also simple. First, the three people have a dormitory and have a good relationship. Second, they look like they wear military uniforms. Fans buy it.


    After lunch, everyone put on their military uniforms, took their luggage, gathered in the stadium again and waited for the bus.


    Under the scorching sun, not only the students but also the teachers can''t stand it. For example, Lu Bo''s cheeks turn red.


    In his spare time, Wu Lei couldn''t help asking a question he wanted to ask for a long time: "Ju Chang, why don''t you ask Li Tiezhu for a song? What''s your song like now?"


    Wang Xiaokai said, "you Baopi dragon, you know a hammer. Do we rely on Song popularity? We rely on appearance and age. Besides, inviting songs now is not to contribute to the team. After everyone flies alone, I''ll invite songs again. I''ll sing alone. Do you know?"


    Wu Lei: "it''s like the boss will write for you if you want to."


    Li Tiezhu: "you can write, but I''m afraid you can''t sing down. Be reasonable, Ju Chang. Your singing skills need to be strengthened."


    Wang Xiaokai covered his face: "Li Tiezhu, you have the face to sing now... Great progress. Did you practice?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all set off by peers, such as you. In terms of singing, I can''t compare with Luhani. You say they are all men''s groups. Why do people sing so well?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "because he is old, he needs to work hard."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    It makes sense. I''m speechless. The round faced fat deer really can''t carry it in the idol world, even if he''s still the first price now.


    Li Zhixuan: "what is Baopi dragon?"


    Wu Lei: "it''s a baby and handsome boy like you. It''s the authentic Baopi dragon!"


    A tall and long legged schoolgirl ran over, made a sorry gesture to several teachers, and then came to Li Tiezhu and handed him a box: "Luhani asked me to give you sunscreen. He said you have become so black that you can''t be black anymore. He was afraid that the same frame with you in the second season of SiHa would be over exposed..."


    Li Tiezhu took it: "thank you, sister Shuangshuang."


    Guan Shuangshuang is a 16 level, genuine student sister.


    Guan Shuangshuang: "eh! Now the bottom line of the school is too low. You can come in. Xiaokai, you make up again? I tell you, you''re miserable, tut tut..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "why?"


    Guang Shuangshuang shook his head and patted his old partner Wu Lei on the shoulder: "boy, when you come back, my sister will pick you up. Just like you, I''m afraid I''ll come out sideways when I enter the military camp."


    Wu Lei: "my aunt said I was in great health!"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "can you stop being so disgusting? I''m sorry to say you''re leaving. Eh? Songzhuer, you look like a bastard in a military uniform. You''re so cute!"


    In the girls'' square array, pine and bamboo were hairy: "say another word, I''ll kick you to death."


    Guan Shuangshuang threw himself in the waist: "do you have legs? Kick me! Come on! I kick me when my legs reach your neck."


    Matsushita: "I''m so angry. Help me look after my luggage."


    Lu Bo roared, "stand up and don''t move!"


    Song Zhuer: "shit!"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "slightly! Hit me! I''m so scared..."


    Matsushita: "Guan Shuangshuang, if you don''t beat you when I come back from military training, I''m your grandson!"


    Guan Shuangshuang raised his legs and left: "goodbye, grandson!"


    Matsushita: "Li Tiezhu, you just watched your daughter-in-law bullied by her?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang."


    Matsushita: "


    Other students laughed one after another. Today''s songzhuer, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, also has today, Kaisen!


    Soon, several buses drove into the campus.


    Under the guidance of the teacher, the students began to board the bus. The two classes of the performance department and the director department were divided into two squares of men and women and got on two cars respectively.

 Chapter 329

    To be reasonable, the performance department and the director department are mixed together, which is quite hierarchical.


    For boys alone, the performance department is basically about 1.8 meters tall and 1.75 meters short. Except Li Tiezhu, everyone is handsome and sweet. There are a group of old, short and fat losers in the director department, all of whom have strange shapes and great personal style.


    However, the performance department really can''t look down on those crooked melons and split dates. Maybe they will eat under others'' hands in the future, so the atmosphere is still very harmonious.


    After all, everyone in this field knows that it is much more difficult to test the director department than the performance department.


    You see, if Li Tiezhu can be admitted, it can explain the problem very well.


    "Commercial photography, art photography, photo album, a set of only 998, from shooting to later one-stop, absolutely value for money!"


    After getting on the bus, a "young student" in his thirties was handing out leaflets to the performance department.


    If he hadn''t been wearing the uniform issued by the school, everyone would have thought that the goods were strange creatures mixed in. Why did you send this to the military training?


    That man only looks for handsome men. After all, there are no women in the car.


    When it was Li Tiezhu''s turn, the goods hesitated: "you''re not a director."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m from the acting department."


    The man seemed a little reluctant, but he still gave Li Tiezhu a piece: "brother, the relationship is very hard! I remember, Li Tiezhu, it''s really hard!"


    Li Tiezhu grabbed him and said, "what do you mean, uncle?"


    The uncle said, "I''m only thirty-one. Just call me brother. It doesn''t mean anything else. That means you''re very popular. It''s awesome that you can get into the performance department."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not asking you this, I''m asking you what this leaflet means."


    The uncle pointed to the seagull film camera hanging on his chest and said, "see? Photographer! Professional, aren''t you all big stars? Usually take photos, find me, so that I can work!"


    Li Tiezhu asked again, "aren''t you from the director department? Why do you still take photos?"


    The uncle said, "my fate is wasted. I was originally admitted to the photography department, but I didn''t. this year, I accidentally admitted to the director department. I can''t forget my old business! Do you usually take photos? Buy them online."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m so ugly. Is it necessary?"


    Uncle sympathetically took back the leaflet in Li Tiezhu''s hand: "it''s not necessary!"


    Li Tiezhu was not angry, so he grabbed the leaflet back: "let me see."


    Uncle continued to send leaflets.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the photos on the leaflet. There were people and scenery. He took them very well.


    Aside, Wang Xiaokai mercilessly laughed: "Han PI! He hesitated just now and made me laugh badly... If he hadn''t been a director, he would think you were a director."


    Li Tiezhu: "is the gap really that big?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "it''s really big! Look at our class. You''re at the bottom of your appearance, and you''re sliding down a cliff!"


    "Why do actors choose good-looking ones?"


    "Why choose ugly ones if they are good-looking? Unless they are villains, Nortel is not a place to cultivate villains."


    "What you said also has a certain truth. Do you think this man can shoot well?"


    "Very good! The directors are all cowhide."


    "Will you find him to shoot?"


    "No, it won''t be beautiful. You''re more suitable and realistic."


    Li Tiezhu saw the name on the leaflet. The uncle''s name is sun Xixi. Let alone, the name is very naughty.


    Two hours later, the bus drove into a heavily guarded military training ground, which is the annual military training site of Nortel, but the troops responsible for military training are different every year.


    This year, a special operations brigade in southern Hunan was responsible for Nortel''s military training. It came at a high level. There were no ordinary soldiers. They were veterans who had been on the battlefield for a long time, and most of them were squad leaders or even higher.


    Although I didn''t say it clearly, I can still see the idea of strict military training. If you don''t give him honest training, there will be a lot of white eyed wolves who forget their ancestors.


    This probability is much higher than that of ordinary schools. After all, many of these people are not Chinese nationals.


    There''s no way. There have been a lot of white eyed wolves in the circle in the past two years.


    Therefore, the Nortel meter guide system has ushered in high-standard treatment!


    The car was parked in the University yard. The students were not allowed to get off the bus. Instead, they asked the principal and Deputy instructors to get on the bus and lead people by themselves. Everyone was a little scared when they watched the carts of freshmen being led down and began to practice on the spot.


    Finally it was the turn of the watch guide boys, a bearded officer and a strong soldier.


    As soon as he got on the bus, he took off his hat and said, "Mom, I thought it was a female doll. I gave me a pile of people with teapot mouths for a long time. I''m not happy!"


    The strong man frowned and winked: "the female doll must not dare to put it here, you dirty stick!"


    The freshmen are stupid. Is this the instructor? Why do you look like a bandit?


    Not to mention, few of the real proud soldiers are obedient. This time, it is deliberately aimed at these freshmen.


    His beard said, "my name is Wu Xiufang. You can call me instructor during training and Lao Wu at ordinary times. Xiao Zhou, write down all the people who laugh."


    The strong man said, "remember."


    Now, there was silence in the car.


    Lao Wu turned to get out of the car and said, "come down! Xiao Zhou, take them to run ten laps first."


    Xiao Zhou: "yes!"


    The freshmen grumbled:


    "Why?"


    "Run in circles as soon as we come? What did we do?"


    "The other classes are standing and lecturing. Why should we run?"


    "Is this corporal punishment?"


    "It''s really unpleasant! It''s such a hot day..."


    "Like bandits!"


    Although swearing, at least everyone ran with the soldier named Xiao Zhou. The school field was big enough, with a lap of at least 500 meters.


    After just one lap, many people fell behind.


    The first to fall behind is a student named Guo Zifan in the undergraduate class of the performance department. He is also an artist who has made a debut for a long time. He is a member of the X Youth League. According to the rap and dance, he is also the second in the boys group of the professional examination.


    This guy has red lips and white teeth. He has a split hair style. His hat is worn askew. His trouser legs are also tied with a very fashionable shape. As a result, his legs are soft in most of the circle. He sits on the ground and starts to strike.


    Wu Xiufen is not so euphemistic as his name. She kicked it directly: "run to me!"


    Guo Zifan angrily said, "I can''t run! Why do you run? Why do you punish us?"


    Wu Xiufen: "I killed 18 drug dealers with my own hands! Is it enough to kill 20 terrorists? Like you, I can crush your bones with one hand."


    Guo Zifan was fierce and ran: "dare you, is there any royal law?"


    Lao Wu has been restrained. If he really trains recruits instead of college students, he can directly train half dead first. If you don''t beat people, there are 10000 ways to make your life worse than death.


    Boom!


    Lao Wu kicked out again: "it''s up to you whether you run or not. Anyway, I''ll beat you! The star is great?"


    As soon as Guo Zifan''s eyes are red, he runs and runs. Why is he so fierce?


    After seeing Guo Zifan''s tragedy, others dared not neglect it. They ran up and ran tired. What are you afraid of? At least you don''t have to be beaten. It''s not cost-effective to run after being beaten?


    Li Zhixuan deliberately slowed down and fell at the end. He was kicked by Lao Wu. He was so happy that he accelerated to catch up with Wu Lei and said:


    "What a kick! It''s so exciting... This is the first time in my life that someone really beats me! No, I''ll slow down..."


    Wu Lei rolled his eyes. NIMA, don''t force me to swear. It''s easy to get angry.


    In the 18th minute, the Deputy instructors Xiao Zhou and Li Tiezhu completed the five kilometer lap almost at the same time, and the others fell a large section.


    Lao Wu ran all over the room, kicking people and scolding their mother. How rude is he.


    Xiao Zhou patted Li Tiezhu: "your body is OK! You are my idol. I like your song" chasing a dream, pure child heart ". Sign for me when you are free. My comrades in arms also like you very much."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "how old are you, instructor? Your troops seem different."


    Xiao Zhou said, "my name is Zhou Liangyun. I''m 21 years old. I can''t tell you the troop number. However, in addition to training, we only have two tasks, one is to strangle drug dealers and the other is to go abroad. That''s not to mention. I''m going to make a mistake!"


    Li Tiezhu stood in awe: "awesome! I wanted to be a soldier since I was a child. I haven''t had a chance."


    "You don''t have to. It''s good for you to be your star and set an example for the children behind you. To tell you the truth, I want to curse my mother when looking at that group of painted students. Now you know why the platoon leader is so grumpy? It''s Lao Wu."


    "Ah! I''m not used to it, but they''re actually very good. They just pay too much attention to their image."


    "I still like you."


    "Because it''s ugly?"


    "No! Because it''s rough! Men have to be rough!"


    "Right! There''s nothing wrong with that."


    "Iron pillar, if you were a soldier, you would be a good soldier."


    "Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu sincerely expressed his gratitude. In fact, becoming a soldier was also one of his dreams. In addition, his achievements were not very good. Therefore, Li Tiezhu has thought that after graduating from high school, he will directly become a soldier. Who knows that he will suddenly become a singer?


    [Ding! Congratulations on the host''s words and deeds triggering the special offer mechanism...]


    What a familiar voice?


    What a strange voice?


    I haven''t heard the system special offer for a long time. What song is this time?


    Li Tiezhu looked in his head, oh! Not a song? It turned out to be


    [host the military dream, trigger the TV series soldier assault to enter a special price, with an intelligence value of 30 points]


    Li Tiezhu is a little confused. I need 100 points to buy movies and 30 points to buy TV dramas. Where can I earn so much intelligence value? Moreover, the system task is still the movie box office, so why should I buy this TV series? What''s the point?


    A few minutes later, almost all the boys in the watch guide department who like fitness have finished running, but most of them are still suffering under the encouragement of Lao Wu''s Scud legs. They are still one or two laps short.


    The worst thing is that Guo Zifan has been kicked more than ten times. His tears have come down, but he can only run in tears.


    Li Zhixuan was very happy. He deliberately fell beside Guo Zifan and was kicked a few times. He was very happy. This is the life a man should live! Military training, really cool!


    Xiao Zhou stopped chatting with Li Tiezhu and asked the runners to come and line up.

 Chapter 330

    The girls'' phalanx is obviously much easier. The instructors are two officers who look more serious. Not only do they look serious, but they won''t be bandits when they take off their military uniforms like Lao Wu. The girls in the watch guidance department don''t accept too much torture. They just get off the bus and line up in the team, and the instructors will correct their standing posture in turn.


    The two officers also took wooden sticks to correct them, but did not really use their hands.


    In fact, these female animals don''t mind at all. Come on, pretend. However, officers love to be clean, so they rely on sticks to roughly correct everyone''s standing posture before standing in front of them to speak:


    "According to the regulations, when you enter this base, you are my soldiers! I shouldn''t be soft hearted to you, but since you are girls, I''ll open up and give you lower training requirements. At the same time, if anyone is not feeling well, ask the Deputy instructor for leave."


    The Deputy instructor immediately blushed: "why ask for leave with me? Can''t I ask for leave with you?"


    The instructor said, "I''m so busy. How can I manage these? It''s just you."


    In an instant, five or six girls raised their hands. The instructor was a little shy. Let''s feel our enthusiasm.


    Songzhu''er was the most conspicuous, so the instructor ordered her first. He was a little ashamed and didn''t dare to listen directly. He half turned and said, "songzhu''er, you... What''s your problem?"


    The assistant instructor is also a little empty. She has been pink and bamboo since childhood. It''s not easy to see her. She''s still her instructor. It''s so against peace.


    Songzhuer said, "report to the instructor! I have mild depression, so please don''t scold me. As long as you make me happy, I can persist no matter how hard I am."


    The instructor let down his heart. It''s not that kind of problem: "Oh? Are you a psychopath and depressed?"


    Matsushita: "I have a hospital certificate!"


    Instructor: "I don''t look! Anyway, I won''t scold you. They are all girls and shameful... But I hope you can train obediently."


    Matsushita: "how can a girl be shameful? Instructor, have you never been in love?"


    The instructor blushed when he brushed his face: "don''t turn aside the topic! Concentrate on training, stand well, next!"


    A girl said: "report to the instructor, my great aunt is coming, Hua Hua..."


    Instructor: "er... Deputy instructor, you come..."


    Deputy Instructor: "


    It is quite different from the boys'' phalanx. The instructor over there is as ferocious and terrible as a fierce ghost, but here it is gentle and gentle, and he blushes at every turn. In fact, these soldiers are just children. They are almost the same age as these college students. They are all in the same place. Who won''t blush?


    However, the girls in the performance department are not simple. Few of them are original. They tease the instructor. They are shameless and domineering.


    Brother Bing is simple and cute. He''s so cute!


    A woman: "report to the instructor! Look at the places where the boys ran on the playground over there. They bought all the aunt towels, which made us out of stock. It is strongly recommended that the instructors confiscate their aunt towels and give them to our girls for standby."


    Instructor: "ah... These men are shameless!"


    A woman: "report to the instructor! My underwear is too tight. Can I loosen it?"


    Instructor: "I don''t understand..."


    A girl: "report to the instructor! Let me ask, do you have a girlfriend?"


    Instructor: "this..."


    A woman: "that''s no more? What do you think of me?"


    Instructor: "next."


    How can it be corrupted by dirty women like you? Look down on me? The instructor is very rebellious. Junzi didn''t stand for long. The instructor loved these girls and asked them to have a rest. Then a group of fragrant actresses gathered around and chattered endlessly. The topic scale was quite large.


    The instructor felt a little lack of oxygen, and his face became more red... He began to stammer.


    Songzhuer didn''t join in the fun, but despised these female students. They haven''t seen the world. It''s really pathetic. How can they be like me?


    On the other side, the boys'' phalanx was miserable. The boys of the watch guidance department who had just run back were like bereaved dogs. Life was worse than death.


    After all, it''s five kilometers. Even if it''s tired enough to walk down, how can these exquisite boys who don''t touch the spring water of the sun not want to die?


    It took a few more minutes to get in line.


    Lao Wu walked around in front of the queue with his back on his hands and said slowly: "do you think I look like a * *? To tell you the truth! If you are like this, I beg me to teach, I don''t care! What are the women chirping about except Li Tiezhu? Li Zhixuan is OK. You deliberately come to be kicked by me, but you''re not mentally healthy!"


    Everyone laughed.


    Lao Wu was not angry either. He said with a smile, "I came back from the task last week and came to scold you. Do you know why? Because the superior gave me... Leave! Yes, scolding you is leave. You are too weak. Get out of here! Now!"


    At this moment, Wang Xiaokai finally knew why Guan shuangshuangshuang said he was dead.


    Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, Guo Zifan and more than a dozen boys in make-up walked to the front with their back hands and stood in a row.


    Lao Wu grabbed a handful of mud from the ground and put it on the faces of each makeup boy in turn. He said, "are you a man or a woman? If you answer that you are a woman, I will send you to the opposite side immediately. The training is easy and the instructor is gentle. That''s my deputy. I get one!"


    A curse came from the opposite side: "fuck NIMA! Wu Xiufen, you cut off your skull when you carry your back!"


    Lao Wu: "did you hear that? People curse so much. Do you want to go? Just admit that you are a woman. How simple!"


    Wang Xiaokai said, "report to the instructor! I''m a man!"


    Lao Wu: "prove it to me!"


    Wang Xiaokai directly began to take off his pants.


    Lao Wu kicked him away: "well, take off the makeup for me."


    Wang Xiaokai walked away directly and took the mineral water to remove his makeup. He was as smart as me.


    They were stunned. The girl opposite was still watching. How dare you take off the goods? Although it didn''t come out, it was obscene enough. You can''t judge a man by his appearance!


    Lao Wu: "where are the others?"


    Wu Lei said, "old aunt''s real name certification¡°


    Lao Wu: "I''ve heard of it. Go and remove your makeup. What''s your name?"


    Guo Zifan: "my name is Guo Zifan. I want to complain to you. You... You corporal punish students, you curse and threaten me."


    Lao Wu didn''t speak. His face was as heavy as water.


    Wang Xiaokai poured water on his face and said, "this goods is over. Is there shit in his brain?"


    Wu Lei said, "it''s still rare after entering."


    Lao Wu didn''t care about Guo Zifan. He jumped to the next one until more than a dozen makeup people had finished training to remove their makeup. He asked the Deputy instructor to fetch a basin of water, grab a few handfuls of soil, mix it into thin mud, and carry it to Guo Zifan.


    Guo Zifan trembled with fear: "you, you... What are you doing?"


    Lao Wu roared: "call me instructor!"


    Guo Zifan: "teacher, instructor, I''ll take off my makeup now."


    "Stop! Did I let you go?"


    "I..."


    Wow


    A basin of muddy water directly poured down from Guo Zifan''s head. There was muddy water all over his hair, face and clothes.


    "Ah --"


    With a sharp scream, Guo Zifan sat on the ground and wiped his face at a loss.


    Lao Wu went over, wiped his eyes with his sleeves, and picked them up: "stand up! Stand at attention!"


    Guo Zifan was stunned.


    Lao Wu glanced at more than ten people who had unloaded their makeup and returned to the team and said, "I tell you today why I dare to do this to you! I killed four ah San who crossed the border with a stone alone! There are no less than 20 human lives in my hands! Do you agree?"


    All the boys were stopped by his momentum and replied loudly, "take it!"


    Old five stared at Guo Zifan: "what about you? Complain about me? Whatever the fuck you want! If you complain like a bitch, I will only be rewarded!"


    Guo Zifan is really frightened. No one here will be used to him and hold him, or even protect him.


    "Zhizhi... Tao, instructor."


    "Return!"


    Then Lao Wu turned around and left with his hands on his back. The Deputy instructor guided everyone to practice queuing and standing posture.


    In the morning, I was still on the Beidian campus, which is known as the cradle of China''s first star. In the afternoon, I went to an unknown military base for harsh training. Many people find it difficult to accept this contrast. Naturally, there are emotions, but what''s the use?


    But the training was not endless. An hour later, Lao Wu asked everyone to rest on the ground. Several people thought the ground was dirty and were directly pulled to run circles.


    Most freshmen sit on the ground and feel at ease. After all, it''s better than standing.


    Lao Wu is not a pure reckless man. He played a game for everyone. Who can beat Xiao Zhou and reward chicken legs for dinner. This is his own special treatment. He took it out directly as a reward.


    I had two first, and I couldn''t get a week together.


    Then, Li Tiezhu appeared: "brother Zhou, be careful, I have great strength."


    Xiao Zhou said with a smile, "I''ve seen many people with great strength. I can see that you are more powerful. However, you haven''t experienced the test of life and death. It''s too far away."


    Li Tiezhu said he was unconvinced.


    Even the girls'' Square also stopped to watch the war. Under the guidance of song Zhuer, a large group of girls were cheering... Instructor Zhou.


    A girl asked, "elder sister, why don''t you cheer for your own man?"


    Matsushita: "at this time, of course, we should face the national interests. Li Tiezhu is now a fierce bandit! He killed thousands of knives!"


    A group of people deeply thought that such a woman should not be.


    Then, Li Tiezhu rushed up, and his experience of hundreds of fights from small to large made Li Tiezhu unusually brave. Moreover, in terms of physical quality, he was also better than Xiao Zhou.


    But... With just a few moves, Li Tiezhu was defeated.


    Kneel on the ground and retch.


    If Xiao Zhou hadn''t collected his strength, Li Tiezhu would have to stop breathing, because Xiao Zhou hit Li Tiezhu''s throat directly with an elbow. If the strength was a little bigger, he would be able to suffocate.


    Li Tiezhu failed in the single challenge.


    Song Zhuer jumped up and cheered: "the instructor is so awesome! Wow, he''s so handsome..."


    Xiao Zhou was stunned and asked Li Tiezhu, "is that your own girlfriend? Why does it feel like Xiao pan?"


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "I''m used to it. This golden lotus looks good, but it''s hard to use... Brother Zhou, teach me two moves when you''re free."


    Xiao Zhou also wondered, "isn''t your Master Cheng Dalong? Why is he so weak?"


    Li Tiezhu: "first of all, my master didn''t teach me any Kung Fu. Secondly, what my master can do is also used for flower boxing and embroidered legs. Do you think he is Bruce Lee?"


    With Li Tiezhu''s proofing, others came up for advice one after another, but they were all in groups, but the group fight was also destroyed by Xiao Zhou. Moreover, Xiao Zhou still took it.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly came up with an idea. Instructor Zhou must learn this skill!


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 Chapter 331

    The most outrageous thing is Li Zhixuan. He had to compete with instructor Zhou. He was beaten all over the ground looking for his teeth. He was also very happy: "Wow! Finally someone dared to hit me. My ass hurts. It hurts... It''s great!"


    From this, Li Tiezhu came to a conclusion that these instructors zhennima are unusual!


    I made it!


    At five o''clock in the afternoon, all the training of the square array ended, gathered into small squares, sat on the lawn and began the singing session.


    The first sound is:


    "Li Tiezhu! Sing one! Li Tiezhu! Sing one!"


    Whether in the watch guide department or other departments, Li Tiezhu has been the most heard name in the past year, even surpassing Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei. Moreover, the young instructors in the army especially like Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu could only stand up and howled a song "chasing a dream of a child''s heart".


    Most of the freshmen at the scene were enjoying it, but the instructors sang along and roared with red faces and thick necks. Obviously, their understanding of this song was unusual. It is precisely for this reason that the instructors, including Lao Wu Xiaozhou, actually took a high look at Li Tiezhu and inevitably treated him differently.


    Because when they were in the army, they were organized to read the things about the rabbit that year.


    Next, when it was Wang Xiaokai''s turn to sing, he didn''t dare to sing slow movements of his left hand and right hand. If the instructor gave him a fast movement of his left hand and right hand, it would be miserable, so he sang a song "me and my motherland", which was in line with the rules.


    It has to be said that Wang Xiaokai has a strong desire for survival and strong adaptability.


    On the contrary, Guo Zifan is different. The goods are covered with mud. He only feels humiliated by the instructor, trampled on his idol image and insulted his personality.


    He couldn''t fight, but he was still thinking about how to retaliate.


    Then there was the chorus of each phalanx, including red songs, military songs and popular songs, among which Li Tiezhu''s songs were sung more.


    After singing, it''s dinner. It''s very rough. The head and Deputy monitor of each class is responsible for cooking. Everyone is cooking on the school site. In fact, they should grab food, but because it was the first day of military training, these proud children were not hungry and did not enter the state.


    Monitor Li Tiezhu and Deputy class Li Zhixuan each take a large porcelain basin, one for rice and the other for vegetables. They are two strong basins.


    Then, everyone shared their lunch boxes.


    Guo Zifan finally couldn''t stand it. He said, "shit! Is this all for pigs? I don''t eat it."


    Li Tiezhu: "go if you don''t eat. Don''t beep."


    Guo Zifan wanted to answer back. He remembered that Li Tiezhu had been able to fight back and forth with instructor Zhou for several times before. He was empty and scolded and left.


    Wang Xiaokai: "just let him go?"


    Wu Lei: "why don''t you drag him back and feed him? You''d better mix some sand."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "that''s it! It''s natural for the instructor to scold him. We just bully our classmates. The nature is different."


    Li Zhixuan shook his head: "I don''t know how to cherish such a good opportunity to remember hard and sweet! I can''t figure it out!"


    In fact, these are not very edible. To be honest, the rice is a little Hu. The dishes are also boiled Chinese cabbage and green vegetables. There are few pieces of meat at all. It''s really hard to eat.


    Only Li Tiezhu had to talk and added a meal.


    Li Zhixuan ate for a while, but he couldn''t carry it. He hasn''t eaten so bad in his life.


    After dinner, there is half an hour of free time.


    Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan immediately ran to the canteen. At this time, the canteen was full of people, and everyone''s needs were particularly consistent - instant noodles and ham.


    Guo Zifan, who had eaten instant noodles, sneered when he saw the three people in line. He was really hypocritical! Didn''t you eat pig food with that fool Li Tiezhu? What are you doing here?


    Wang Xiaokai took Wu Lei''s shoulder and said, "the goods laugh at us. What do you say?"


    Wu Lei: "Hey! Come in the evening. I have a way."


    Li Zhixuan: "count me in."


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu washed his lunch box and was about to go back to the temporary dormitory when he was stopped by a long legged beauty.


    "Iron pillar, here''s water. You just fought with the instructor. You''re so handsome. You really deserve to be Cheng Dalong''s disciple."


    The girl handed Li Tiezhu a bottle of wheat.


    Li Tiezhu politely accepted: "thank you! Are you?"


    The girl said, "the students in one of our classes introduced themselves yesterday, and you forgot?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m blind."


    Speaking of it, Li Tiezhu''s face blindness is much better with the improvement of IQ, but it can''t stand. This girl has no characteristics. It''s good-looking, but people can''t remember it.


    "My name is Xu Jiazhen."


    "Oh! I remember. Thank you for your water."


    "If you like to drink, I can buy it for you every day. Who makes you my idol."


    "Ah? Really? No."


    "Anyway, there''s nothing to do after dinner. Let''s go together? There''s something about the entertainment industry. I want to consult you."


    "I''m going to buy instant noodles."


    "I''ll go too."


    Li Tiezhu and Xu Jiazhen walked towards the canteen. The girl asked about Li Tiezhu all the way, as if she were really a die hard little fan.


    When Wang Xiaokai saw Li Tiezhu, the big man said, "Han PI! I''m almost in line. What do you want to buy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, Juchang, hot and sour powder!"


    Xu Jiazhen twisted his hands with yogurt: "Wow! Your dormitory has a good relationship. It''s still a male atmosphere. Unlike our girls, a dormitory is the same as the scene of the palace fight."


    Li Tiezhu: "a simple girl can''t feel other people''s palace fight at all? Just like my bamboo son."


    Xu Jiazhen gave a dry smile: "ha! Yes, I didn''t know at the beginning. It dawned on me when the girls in the dormitory told me. I''m still too naive."


    "You are too modest."


    "Er... Do you have a very good relationship with Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo? They take you every time they make a movie?"


    "Not good, because I''m cheap."


    "You''re modest! I''m also cheap. Why don''t they come to me? Why don''t you have a chance to introduce me?"


    "That''s impossible. Isn''t this digging my own corner?"


    "Ah ha... I''m just kidding."


    "I can see that you''re not much of a joke."


    "Er..."


    Is that too straight? Do you have to go up every word? How can such people have girlfriends?


    Xu Jiazhen was a little embarrassed, but she was unwilling. She finally found an opportunity to be alone with Li Tiezhu. She must bring the relationship closer and try again.


    Besides, the resources of these goods are really rich. Every circle of film and television songs has top leaders to support him. In contrast, Wu Lei and Wang Xiaokai are much worse.


    Xu Jiazhen adjusted her mood and said, "before, when you were PK with the instructor, I heard songzhu''er cheering the instructor. Ha ha... Although it was a joke, I always felt crazy."


    Li Tiezhu: "how can my girlfriend be normal? Like you? Eh!"


    "I seem to hear someone speak ill of me behind my back."


    A girl bought snacks and squeezed them out. She looked at Xu Jiazhen with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "Zhao Rui, you misunderstood. We are just talking nonsense. Everyone is a classmate. This Xu... Er... Xu, how can you deliberately gossip with me? Zhu Er is so cute that your girls won''t hate her."


    Xu Jiazhen is half dead. Do you remember the name? Also, don''t you know that our girls hate pine bamboo children most?


    Zhao Rui took out her mobile phone: "then I misunderstood. I''m sorry. Tie Zhu, add me wechat. If there is a play, take me with you. It''s OK to dance in the concert. Anything that can make money can be done."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Then, Zhao Rui took her mobile phone and left, very proud.


    Xu Jiazhen: "why do you know her? Aren''t you face blind?"


    Li Tiezhu took back his mobile phone: "she has characteristics and a good voice. You don''t want me to take you in the film? Oh, you''re so simple, you won''t."


    Xu Jiazhen stuck his old blood in his throat: "I... of course not! I just want to make friends with you."


    Soon, Wang Xiaokai bought instant noodles and handed a box of hot and sour powder to Li Tiezhu: "ten pieces!"


    Li Tiezhu: "is it so expensive?"


    Wang Xiaokai turned and left. He went to the noodle shop and said, "the canteen sells eight yuan, and I sell you ten yuan. This is called the middleman to earn the difference."


    Li Tiezhu was honest and paid for it through wechat. He also went to release the blister powder.


    Xu Jiazhen: "Wow! This powder smells delicious. I really want to have a bite."


    Li Tiezhu: "fragrant? Want to eat?"


    "Uh huh."


    "Go and buy it."


    "Ah?"


    "This... I lose weight and don''t eat. I just sigh."


    "Do you want to stop smelling?"


    "No, No."


    Xu Jiazhen rolled his eyes directly. What is it to smell again?


    Then, pines and bamboos came running, sweating all over his face, and came all the way to eat hot and sour powder.


    Li Tiezhu blew sweetly for fear that the pine and bamboo would burn.


    Xu Jiazhen is gnashing her teeth. Is that too double standard?


    Next to him, Wang Xiaokai, who was eating instant noodles, said to Xu Jiazhen, "classmate Xu, this instant noodles is also very fragrant. If you don''t believe it, smell it."


    Xu Jiazhen smiled awkwardly: "no, I lose weight."


    Wang Xiaokai chased up with instant noodles: "it''s really delicious. Smell it! I won''t give you food. I won''t delay you in losing weight."


    Another straight man.


    Songzhuer took a long mouthful of powder and said with emotion: "it''s delicious! Xu Jiazhen, it''s really delicious! Come to a box. Anyway, your waist is so thick, and you can''t lose weight in a moment and a half."


    Xu Jiazhen: "is my waist thick?"


    Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan all spoke with one voice: "rough."


    Xu Jiazhen turned and left: "you eat, I''ll run."


    Songzhuer wondered, "she doesn''t think running can lose weight? Her legs will be thick! Besides, isn''t it the best to be slightly fat? She''s the kind. Don''t you boys like this?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I don''t know until I touch it."


    Wu Lei: "it mainly depends on technology."


    Li Zhixuan: "it''s the same when you turn off the light anyway, but I like to turn on the light..."


    Li Tiezhu took a paper towel to wipe the sweat for songzhu''er: "what did you just do? You''re sweating."


    Songzhu''er drank a mouthful of soup: "fight, I''ll pick three and beat those three to cry and howl, hum!"


    The four boys suddenly showed surprised expressions.


    Songzhu''er said calmly: "when receiving the hot water, three girls in the art department cut in line and cursed, and beat Wang Ruoxi first, so I flew up..."

 Chapter 332

    Song Zhuer, who had a fight with a girl in the art department, also output a wave of ridicule: "the art department really looks very artistic. There are all kinds of strange things! After playing, the bruised nose and face will be more artistic, ha!"


    315 three boys looked at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu looked away. Lu Bo, a counselor, came angrily.


    Li Tiezhu said, "bamboo, eat, eat, the counselor is coming."


    Pine bamboo son quickly sucked away, cleaned the powder, and drank a mouthful of soup.


    Lu Bo came over and shouted, "pine bamboo! Did you just hit someone? They told the school leaders that they had gone there. You... Go and coordinate with me. Remember to be modest."


    Songzhu''er wiped his mouth: "can they still complain? We call it fighting each other! It''s not beating people. It seems that my attack power has declined seriously after gaining weight. It''s all your fault, Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Matsushita: "don''t worry, Miss Lu. If they dare to beep indiscriminately, I''ll kill them on the spot! Look, I''ve practiced."


    Lu Bo: "you save me snacks!"


    Matsushita: "they abuse and push our classmates. I just kick them in good faith. It''s quite civilized."


    Lu Bo looks at Li Tiezhu and asks for help.


    Li Tiezhu said, "bamboo son, go and make a review. If the other party is stubborn, kick it properly."


    Lu Bo doesn''t expect anything else. It''s annoying enough for the boys. The Niang Guo Zifan is making a complaint, and the girls are fighting directly. It''s said that a girl in the art department has her hair removed.


    After songzhuer followed Lu Bo away, 315 three boys all looked respectful.


    Li Zhixuan said, "bamboo is really powerful! If only I had such a girlfriend, I could whip me every day, drop wax, bind and kick..."


    Wang Xiaokai took off his pants and woke him up with urine: "wake up! Zhu''er is like a dog in front of Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Zhixuan: "so I like Lao Wu. The instructor is powerful and domineering!"


    Wu Lei thief Xi said: "the hobby of small hammer is unique enough. Let me help you pay attention. There are not many metamorphosis in the circle... There is always one suitable for you."


    In the evening, it''s dark. Of course, we can''t do outdoor training, but we can give patriotic education and military theory lectures. It''s very happy to sing in our spare time.


    The time of military training is both depressed and lively, but there is no doubt that... Enrichment!


    At nine o''clock in the evening, the evening class is over.


    Guo Zifan went to bed without taking a bath.


    This session was very miserable. I slept in a canteen hall with more than 200 beds, which was also temporarily transformed into all iron frame beds. Almost all the boys of Nortel sleep here. It''s not miserable. It''s hot and humid, and mosquitoes are everywhere.


    This is quite different from the preferential treatment of previous sessions, but they have no choice.


    As everyone knows, since this session, the military training of the whole art colleges and universities such as Nortel, Chinese opera and drama has begun to be carried out strictly. After all, there is too much chance of white eyed wolves among these people.


    It doesn''t matter whether they love or not, but it can''t affect the young children who like them.


    Having turned off the lights, Li Tiezhu asked the smoking classmate to borrow a lighter and light a plate of mosquito repellent incense, which he bought at a high price in the canteen.


    Their beds are close to the windows of the canteen hall, which is a good position.


    "Han PI! Where''s your Mai Dong?"


    "No! I can''t drink. Do you want to drink?"


    "Drink your uncle, I want to pee."


    "Pee, you go to the bathroom."


    "Hundreds of meters. I don''t want to go. Move the wheat to me."


    On the top of Li Tiezhu is Wang Xiaokai. He decisively took the Mai Dong given to Li Tiezhu by Xu Jiazhen, poured it directly out of the window, and then lay on the bed and aimed at the mouth of Mai Dong''s bottle and began to hiss.


    The dog''s toilet is also designed so unreliable that it is more than 300 meters away


    Wu Lei said, "give it to me when you''re finished. I also have some inventory."


    Li Zhixuan said: "my third, pee is not urgent, just want to experience the life of ordinary people."


    When Mai moved the bottles in turn, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help listening to their hush. However, he couldn''t stand peeing in the bottle together, so he remembered the usual moves used by the students in junior high school and senior high school.


    Li Tiezhu directly scratched on the window of the canteen lobby and hissed outward, a perfect arc.


    "Tie Zhu, do you want potato chips?"


    Outside the window, a small head suddenly appeared, frightening Li Tiezhu to shiver. It was pine and bamboo. I didn''t know where the goods got a bag of potato chips and forced them to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu shook, put away his weapons, took the potato chips and scolded, "why don''t you sleep and make wool?"


    315 the other three irons laughed and waited for pine and bamboo to come up and say a word.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was booing on the window. If someone else wanted to change, Li Tiezhu would have to blow up.


    Of course, songzhuer is a real psychosis, no doubt!


    Matsushita: "what... I just went to sprinkle water on the three women and send you tools."


    With that, songzhu''er handed Li Tiezhu a water gun filled with water.


    By the moonlight outside, Li Tiezhu identified what it was, and then Wu Lei took it away.


    Wu Lei said, "thank you, sister-in-law! I prepared a bottle of water, but you are more reliable. Thank you!"


    Songzhuer said, "who are you going to help?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "Shh! Confidential!"


    Songzhu''er made an OK gesture, turned and crept away. Not far away, several girls were picking her up.


    "Have you handled the murder weapon?"


    "OK! Don''t worry, we can''t be dealt with tomorrow. Those fools carry the pot."


    "Really? It''s too heavy to wet the girl''s quilt?"


    "Don''t worry! My master is in good health and can carry any pot..."


    "How do you know it''s Li Tiezhu on the window? You''re not afraid to admit the wrong person?"


    "Don''t I know his size? Just look at the silhouette!"


    "Wow!"


    "Hey, hey... If you envy me, come and register with me."


    "Shh! Lie down! The patrol team is coming..."


    "Don''t fart, it stinks!"


    "Shh, Shh! Don''t talk."


    "Are you gone?"


    "Wait a little longer, don''t pull my ass!"


    ¡­¡­


    Early the next morning, before the military training began, the first thing to start was a critical meeting.


    Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan stood in front of a square of hundreds of people, with a firm face and a just image of generous death.


    "Last night, an appalling vicious incident occurred in the boys'' dormitory, that is, the canteen of the original base!"


    Lao Wu squeezed out a painful and ferocious expression with a love of seeing and hearing mood and said.


    Under the stage, hundreds of male and female students from various departments of Nortel have their eyes shining to see what the four most dazzling stars have done. Speaking of it, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are all the most popular and hottest stars of this year''s Nortel freshmen. I didn''t expect to be on the "Podium" the next day of military training.


    The less famous Li Zhixuan suddenly became popular because of his "hundreds of millions of talents". Many girls have heard his legend.


    How to say, these 315 four iron bars are a group of strange flowers of demons.


    After Lao Wu successfully aroused the curiosity of the students, he said slowly, "they take a water gun to urinate on the bed of a student surnamed Guo in the middle of the night. This nature is too bad!"


    Wang Xiaokai couldn''t help but say: "at first, it was Zishui. His quilt was too thick to Zishui, and the water was light. That''s why he changed other liquids..."


    Wu Lei said, "we were just careless and forgot what was in the Mai Dong bottle."


    Li Zhixuan said, "it''s all from me. I''ll punish you. I''ll bear it all!"


    The girls cheered under the stage.


    Lao Wu cried and laughed: "silence! Li Tiezhu, I ask you, what''s going on? Some people in the girls'' dormitory have been AIDS..."


    Li Tiezhu smashed it, smashed it, and said, "ah... Let''s just think that some people provoked the instructor''s authority and violated the law and discipline, so we prepared to teach them a lesson without authorization. Therefore, in the middle of the night, we got up and attacked with a water gun. However, we really didn''t know that there was urine in the wheat movement. It was sent to me by classmate Xu. I don''t know anything..."


    Under the stage, Xu Jiazhen was frightened. Can I pee a pot for you? Keep dreaming. Pooh! Go in line


    Of course, she didn''t dare to speak at all.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu was fined ten kilometers and the other three five kilometers


    However, Guo Zifan under the stage still felt ashamed and intolerable. This kind of thing can''t be kept secret. Moreover, it is rumored that when Wang Xiaokai helped him, in addition to these four, there were more than a dozen other good Samaritans watching and giving tactical guidance.


    Guo Zifan only felt that he had suffered all the humiliation of his life.


    Pissed on your face, you''re not a gentleman!


    Although the instructor didn''t say his name, I''m afraid it has been spread all over the school. In the future, how can we mix in the circle?


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu runs very fast. He doesn''t think it''s a punishment to run ten kilometers. Anyway, he has to run almost so much every morning.


    "Why didn''t you smell it before loading the water gun?"


    "Smell your sister? Shall I taste it in your mouth? How do I know? It''s the water bottle you gave me."


    "Isn''t it warm? Don''t you feel it?"


    "Sleeping trough! It was so hot last night. Isn''t it normal for the water bottle to be warm?"


    "Chief, you are so unreliable!"


    "What''s the matter with me? I especially let you look at Guo Zifan. Are you unhappy?"


    "It''s cool..."


    "We can handle him all our life!"


    "Also roar! It''s worth running these five kilometers."


    "Why am I ten kilometers away? Your uncle''s!"


    "Iron pillar Sego!"


    "Boss, the cow is driving the sky..."


    They are children of eighteen or nine years old. It''s all small things to fight and make trouble. Even if I urinate, I''ll fool it. Except that Guo Zifan, the party concerned, has a poor appetite in recent days, others are still very happy.


    However, one positive effect is that Guo Zifan was very clever in the next military training. He was hardworking and obedient. After all, he was scared.


    Li Tiezhu no longer fooled around with the little three in the dormitory. He took time to learn fighting skills from instructor Zhou three times a day in the morning, noon and evening. He was often beaten so that he vomited out the meal he had just eaten.


    Songzhuer often watched with bread. He didn''t care much about Li Tiezhu, so he was fed after he was beaten and vomited.

 Chapter 333

    There are always all kinds of wonderful characters and events in military training, even the new animals like dogs in the film academy are no exception, or even worse. After the urine nourishing event, a new event occurred soon, and the heat passed quickly.


    Li Tiezhu, song Zhuer, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and other initiators were not taken seriously, but the victims did not look so calm. This kind of thing will be firmly remembered in the four years of college, and even mentioned after graduation.


    Guo Zifan wants to die. He won''t be relieved of how the school and instructor punish each other unless Zi comes back, but he doesn''t dare. On the same day, he complained to the brokerage company in tears, but the feedback was four consecutive questions:


    "Why do people bully you? Why don''t they bully others? How did you provoke them? Which of these people can we afford?"


    Guo Zifan is really wronged. I secretly laugh at them in my heart. Can they know this? Can you read your mind?


    I have to say that Wang Xiaokai really knows this trick.


    Once during a meal, Guo Zifan picked up rice in good order. When he ate a stone, he spit hard on the ground.


    "Bah! Shizi''er."


    Wang Xiaokai: "have you found an excuse? Are you suffocating? Bah loudly!"


    Guo Zifan: "no..."


    Once again, when practicing Military Boxing, Guo Zifan worked very hard. In front of him was Wang Xiaokai, dreaming of beating twice.


    Wang Xiaokai: "tut! Did you play well?"


    Guo Zifan: "hmm?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "it''s all right. You go on. Do you want me to scream twice to make you refreshing?"


    Guo Zifan: "


    After that, many new things happened. The students of the photography department gathered in the middle of the night and were arrested on the spot. They seized the crime tools... A tablet computer. The girl in the animation department pretended to be dizzy and hid from military training. She was scared to death by caterpillars. She sat up and ran for tens of meters all the way. The director was an older boy who climbed the wall and secretly photographed the girls'' dormitory. He was beaten by the girls and took the initiative to sue the leaders


    I have to say that compared with other schools, Nortel is really more abnormal. These things are passed with a smile. It''s not worth making a fuss.


    In the twinkling of an eye, two weeks have passed, men and women have also tanned a lot, and the military posture and queue have also learned a lot. On the contrary, they are reluctant to part with the instructors who "torture" them.


    On the last day of military training, after shooting with live ammunition, we ushered in the final review.


    Each phalanx performed what they had learned, which was very simple and basic. Then the leader spoke, and the military training ended.


    Li Tiezhu and Xiao Zhou Laowu left contact information.


    At first, Xiao Zhou taught Li Tiezhu every day. Later, Lao Wu couldn''t help revealing his hands and was entangled by Li Tiezhu.


    In a mere ten days, they naturally can''t learn much real skills, but they taught Li Tiezhu the most basic and some training tricks. He can go back and continue to practice. This is a long-term process.


    When boarding the return bus, many students shed tears, especially girls.


    Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan are much darker. Li Tiezhu is the blackest and shiny, and has the same skin color as those instructors.


    Songzhu''er is also black. She trains seriously. In addition to basic training, she also learns to fight with Li Tiezhu and Xiao Zhou. She calls this fight. The driving force of learning is not only that she loves fighting, but also to surprise Zheng Yanzi when she goes back. She may not be able to fight, but the success rate of sneak attack will be much higher than before


    Sun Xixi was busy taking photos everywhere. He would take photos of anyone who cried miserably.


    "Shooter! Where did you get so many films? The films have been out of production for many years. Haven''t you used up the women''s dormitory last time?"


    Wang Xiaokai couldn''t help asking. After 15 days of military training together, everyone was familiar.


    Sun Xixi: "I didn''t have to take pictures. I took more than a dozen pictures in the women''s dormitory. They don''t deserve to take too many."


    "Why not? Is it wearing too much?"


    "I''m not a pervert! I''m shooting the military training record series. The girls live so well that they don''t have much value. Just shoot it, and they beat me... I knew I wouldn''t shoot them."


    "What you said is very reasonable. I almost believed it. However, you shot a women''s bathhouse!"


    "Only the bathhouse is the hardest. You have to queue up..."


    "Did Guo Zifan shoot it?"


    "I took a picture! As soon as you took out the water gun, I took out the camera. It''s called professional! But I can''t see it clearly at night. I should go back and wash it out before I know. I also took a picture of Li Tiezhu learning martial arts. I went back and named it ''Cheng Dalong''s disciple disobeyed discipline and fought with the instructor''."


    Li Tiezhu raised his leg and said, "shooter, you dare! My master invites you to visit the furniture city."


    The reason why he is called a shooter is not that sun Xixi secretly photographed the women''s bathhouse, but that he always pees on his hands when he hiss, so everyone respectfully calls him the strongest "shooter".


    The bus slowly drove out of the base and headed for Nortel.


    The students in the car immersed in the sad mood of separation suddenly burst into a burst of thunderous cheers.


    The bitter days are over. You can go back and continue the wave! Beautiful college life, officially started, before these 15 days is not counted!


    Li Tiezhu was not too happy. On the contrary, he liked the life in the military camp.


    When waiting for the traffic light, Li Kaixin, the girl''s car opposite, suddenly shouted, "Li Tiezhu, songzhuer asks you to open a room tonight!"


    Wang Ruoxi added, "open! Open a big room!"


    The boys here coaxed collectively, and Li Tiezhu looked helpless, because songzhuer not only didn''t refute the rumor, but also nodded.


    Li Zhixuan: "I''ll pay! Five star hotel suite!"


    Wu Lei, who has been lowering his head and flirting with his aunt on his mobile phone, suddenly hugged Li Tiezhu''s shoulder: "I envy you! Meet openly every day, take off your pants and start..."


    Li Tiezhu wanted to fight back, but his words stopped again because the dog system stung again.


    [Ding! Branch task: shoot military dramas. If the number of plays exceeds 10 million, 20 intelligence points will be rewarded. If the number of plays exceeds 30 million, intermediate singing skills will be rewarded]


    [Note: the broadcast volume statistics is the number of TV viewers plus the number of network broadcasts]


    Is this forcing me to do soldier assault?


    I haven''t finished my movie task yet!


    However, this reward is very fragrant. It seems that you can use this to earn intelligence value before you can afford a movie!


    Movies are too expensive.


    Current intelligence: 92 points. (upper limit 104 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 23 points.


    Music Achievement: 3849 points.


    Variety achievements: 1922 points.


    Film and television achievements: 155 points.


    Tiktok: 54 million 610 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 97%.


    [main task 4: box office over 3 billion, reward intelligence value of 50 points, maximum intelligence value of 5 points, advanced acting skills. Currently completed 8.830]


    [branch task: shoot military theme dramas. If the number of plays exceeds 10 million, 20 intelligence points will be rewarded. If the number of plays exceeds 30 million, intermediate singing skills will be rewarded]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    In the mall, the movie "people in the embarrassing way" sells for 100 intelligence points, and the TV series "soldier assault" sells for 30 intelligence points (special price).


    When Li Tiezhu took his thoughts back from the system, the car had driven into the urban area. Some cars even sang songs, crying and howling.


    In the front row, sun Xixi has encouraged Wu Lei to shoot a full fruit photo album, as long as 998.


    I don''t know why Wu Lei shot this.


    What makes me wonder is how Sun Xixi''s eyes shine.


    Then, sun Xixi turned his head and asked Wang Xiaokai, "Ju Chang, do you shoot? Record your iron chrysanthemum truthfully."


    Wang Xiaokai: "beat you paralyzed! I''m not such a pervert with a big tongue."


    Wu Lei: "don''t yell at me."


    Wang Xiaokai: "shooter, you said your photography level is so high that you can be a professional photographer. Why is the price so low?"


    Sun Xixi: "I just aim at the handsome men and women 998 in the performance department. Outside, I shoot MV and advertising. I don''t take photos. I came to study film photography in the director department."


    "Are you greedy for our bodies?"


    "That''s not true. It''s mainly to have a good relationship with the performance department and cooperate well in the future. You said that big tongue played this kind of photo shoot with me. If there''s a play in the future, won''t you help me win a chance?"


    Wu Lei: "shit! Give me a refund. I won''t shoot anymore."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly asked sun Xixi, "have you ever taken an advertisement on your mobile phone? Let me see."


    Sun Xixi took out her mobile phone and put it away, boasting about how it was taken and what the artistic effect was trying to express.


    After reading it, Li Tiezhu said, "is this good?"


    Wu Lei: "it''s really good. When you take a photo, give me a whole video and add money."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "why don''t you join the crew?"


    Sun Xixi: "I want to go to school. I can only take time to receive private orders. The crew won''t consider it for the time being."


    Based on the principle of saving money, Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll take you with me in the future!"


    Sun Xixi thought it was a movie. After all, Li Tiezhu had acted in two movies, so he nodded and agreed.


    Laughing all the way back to school, Lu Bo informed everyone to hold a meeting to solve the problems left over from the last class meeting.


    The students returned to the dormitory, put away their things, changed their military uniforms and went to the watch guide building in groups.


    The classroom of the performance department is not in the main teaching building, but a small two-story building next to the Bishop''s school building. Because it is shared with the director department, it is called the watch guide building.


    When he entered the classroom and sat down, Lu Bo frowned. He was lazy when he came back from military training. He didn''t sit one by one. Forget it. Let''s talk about this problem in the future.


    "Vote by secret ballot. Everyone write down the name you think you can be a monitor on the paper and hand it in."


    It''s so simple and rough.


    Soon, everyone''s notes were stacked on the podium. Lu Bo opened them himself and recorded them on the blackboard.


    The result came out soon. Lu Bo was shocked and the whole class was shocked. Is this really our choice? Are we doing this?


    Songzhuer: 24 tickets.


    Li Tiezhu: two votes.


    Wang Xiaokai: one vote.


    Li Zhixuan: 1 ticket.


    Songzhuer stood up and scratched his head: "Hey, hey... I would not vote for myself if I knew I was so popular."


    And vote for yourself?


    (sorry, I''m late again today, but there will be no less three watchers)

 Chapter 334

    Lu Bo''s expression was a little sad and couldn''t help but say, "why on earth do you think so hard?"


    Wu Lei: "didn''t you let us vote?"


    Lu Bo: "I... well, tell me what you think of songzhuer?"


    Wu Lei: "I just want to carve sand. I didn''t think anyone would vote for her like me."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I see big tongue play, vote for her and follow the trend."


    Li Zhixuan: "the chrysanthemum I copied is long."


    Wang Ruoxi said, "she helped me fight. Our whole dormitory voted for her."


    Songzhuer, who has no friends in the entertainment industry, unexpectedly gained friendship in college. At first, the three people in the dormitory didn''t like songzhuer very much. She had a bad temper, scolded and swearing, and was lucky to be red early. She was very angry! Until songzhuer helped Wang Ruoxi fight, and finally won the recognition of the three.


    Lu Bo had a headache and waved: "songzhuer, you are officially the monitor now. I don''t care if you come up to preside over the selection of League branch secretary and Deputy monitor."


    Song Zhuer stepped onto the platform: "there is no need for the post of deputy squad leader? Do you despise my working ability? We directly choose from the League branch secretary. Well, raise our hands in support of Wang Xiaokai. Good!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m wrong!"


    Matsushita: "shut up, do you look down on our party? Do you want to subvert the people? It is the state and people who trained you and don''t forget to dig wells..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m so stupid!"


    Matsushita: "raise your hand to support Zhao Rui as a study committee member?"


    Zhao Rui: "I don''t like learning. Don''t choose me."


    Matsushita: "everyone heard. She said she doesn''t love learning. We should hold the mentality of treating patients and saving people and let her love learning! Well, good, more than half of them, make a decision!"


    Zhao Rui: "pine bamboo son, are you crazy? I said I was wrong!"


    Matsushita: "improper, you are the enemy of the whole class. You stand on the opposite of history and will be judged by history and morality..."


    Zhao Rui begged for mercy: "please stop talking!"


    Songzhuer nodded with satisfaction: "if you can know your way back, you''re still a good comrade. Next, the discipline commissar..."


    Lu Bo was stunned. Can it still be like this? Forced appointment? Why can''t my forced appointment work? How can pine and bamboo convince the public? There must be something wrong.


    The election went surprisingly smoothly one by one.


    "Health commissioner Guo Zifan, raise your hand if you agree."


    Guo Zifan was obsessed with cleanliness and immediately refused: "I won''t do it! Let''s change it."


    Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan stood up at the same time, and Wang Xiaokai rolled up his sleeve: "we''ll reason with you. Each position has only a different division of labor, and there is no distinction between high and low..."


    Guo Zifan: "I am."


    Wang Xiaokai and the three of them sat down.


    Soon, all the names of the class committee were confirmed. Songzhuer said to Lu Bo, "teacher, OK."


    Lu Bo: "ah... Go down."


    After songzhuer stepped down, Lu Bo said, "I don''t beat around the bush. This is the first time I take students. Maybe you will think I''m just a counselor. It doesn''t matter what you think, but there''s one thing I need to tell you! In terms of acting, you''re rubbish in front of me!"


    The students who had just been in chaos suddenly became quiet. Of course, most people were unconvinced.


    After all, who knew who Lu Bo was before entering school?


    Lu Bo continued: "Don''t think that when you are popular, almost all of you, including pine and bamboo, don''t get started. Wu Lei is a little better. Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Guo Zifan are even more fighters in the garbage. Don''t think your professional grades are good. In fact, your level is lower than the average level of the whole class. Everyone knows how to get in the exam..."


    Li Tiezhu blushed. Fortunately, his skin was dark enough to see it, but he was still very ashamed. Just, isn''t the intermediate acting skills given by the system into the eyes of the law?


    Wang Xiaokai seems to bow his head and get training. In fact, he shakes his legs secretly. I don''t need to fight for acting skills yet. I have traffic. Do you say you''re angry, teacher?


    Lu Bo added, "from tomorrow on, at 6:30 every morning, everyone will gather on the playground to practice morning exercises. What are you yelling about?"


    The students began to complain, but Lu Bo suppressed them.


    Although as a counselor, I don''t give students direct classes, I need to be responsible for taking students to work in the morning, rehearse programs, participate in practical tasks, etc. it can be said that it is much harder than the teachers.


    Lu Bo looked around and said, "the performance department is the brightest department in the halo of Nortel. At the same time, it is also the hardest department. Don''t think you are a star. Wrong! There are no stars here, only actors. I will never allow even one of my students to appear on the stage for one minute and ten years off the stage. I read 1234567 when filming!"


    In fact, Lu Bo''s acting skills are very good. He has also played many plays, but he is not popular.


    The whole class was silent. Some of those who had attended the training class were OK. They were used to even morning work, but most of them still didn''t understand what morning work was. They just felt that they got up earlier than military training and worked too hard.


    After Li Wei, Lu Bo said, "that''s all for today''s class meeting. Remember 6:30 tomorrow morning."


    Songzhuer raised his hand.


    Lu Bo: "as a monitor, take the lead. What do you want to say?"


    Matsushita: "Miss Lu, tomorrow Saturday, rest!"


    Lu Bo: "


    There was a low smile from the students. Although you have just succeeded in being handsome, songzhuer is not used to anyone.


    Today is Friday, September 15.


    Lu Bo looked at his mobile phone and looked a little embarrassed: "then next Monday, no one should be late. In addition, songzhuer came to my office, took a picture of the curriculum and sent it to the class group."


    After the class meeting, the students dispersed in a crowd.


    Li Tiezhu also went back to the dormitory to pack up and wait for songzhuer.


    [Ding! Soldier assault is successfully purchased and consumes 30 intelligence points]


    Current intelligence value: 85 points


    Remaining Intelligence: 0 points


    Well, once back to the feeling before liberation.


    Li Tiezhu''s face slowly showed a simple and honest smile, his head was empty, and his previous state came back.


    After packing up, Li Tiezhu walked towards the school gate with his suitcase. When he reached the door, songzhu''er sent a message asking him where he was. Li Tiezhu just came back. Ah, by the way, I have a girlfriend. I have to wait for her.


    Then, Li Tiezhu came to the downstairs of the girls'' dormitory and found songzhuer: "spicy claw! Hello."


    Songzhuer jumped up and kissed.


    Li Tiezhu lowered his head shyly.


    Of course, they didn''t open a house. After all, they had already bought a house. They took the car back to the villa together. Then, the assistant in charge of taking care of Xiao Jiu and taking care of health left work.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer bought vegetables together, cooked a big meal at home and prepared to receive guests. There are two guests, Zhang Xiaomeng, Li Tiezhu''s agent, and sister Zhuang, songzhuer''s agent.


    Songzhuer helped in the kitchen. In fact, he ate melon seeds and watched Li Tiezhu cook. He left sister Zhuang and Zhang Xiaomeng to drink tea in the living room.


    Zhang Xiaomeng was very enthusiastic: "Hello, sister Zhuang! I''ve heard so much about your name. Drink tea, drink tea."


    Sister Zhuang''s face was very ugly: "originally, I didn''t agree with them. I''m too young to focus on my career. Moreover, we bamboo are so beautiful..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "our iron pillar is also a talent. Cough... At least it''s not ugly."


    Sister Zhuang rolled her eyes: "hey..."


    What else can you do except sigh? Songzhuer is stunned. What can she do as an agent? Now that the raw rice has been cooked, it''s too late to say anything.


    After a while, the big meal was on the table.


    While eating, he discussed Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er. In fact, the two agents were mainly talking.


    It''s not about dowry and gifts, but about work. Today, the main thing to be determined is how the brokerage company should maintain the image of the two people, and how to locate new people, etc.


    This is related to the development of the two artists, especially songzhu''er. Although the early official publicity relationship did not lose powder, the original image of a pure girl could not be maintained. Several interested dramas gave up inviting songzhu''er.


    This is a very serious thing.


    Songzhuer didn''t care: "it doesn''t matter! Anyway, I''m busy going to college. I can take less plays."


    Sister Zhuang said, "you can not answer, but no one can invite you. Understand? With your image and acting skills, you could have become the hottest flower right away. How did you fall in love? You don''t know about Guan Shuangshuang? After her official announcement, the image of the TV drama immediately changed. What was it like to play a girl before?"


    Matsutake frowned: "yes! Guan Shuangshuang! I said I''d beat her when I came back from military training. Why did I forget!"


    Sister Zhuang covered her face: "forget it! What do you like? There''s no way to shoot you. You starve to death."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t. I have to support my daughter-in-law when I move bricks."


    After chatting for a while, it was almost the same. Anyway, songzhuer''s dead pig was not afraid of boiling water. Sister Zhuang said that no more was meaningless. That''s it! Against the image of Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend and iron head baby, mix more variety shows. If you act, less is less.


    Zhang Xiaomeng asked Li Tiezhu, "did you really decide to make a TV play?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Mm-hmm."


    Songzhuer said, "I''ll cover you! Hey, no, no one asked me to film recently. I can''t cover it."


    Zhang Xiaomeng looked at Song Zhuer: "don''t you know? Tie Zhu didn''t say it was so easy to play a TV play. He said on the phone that he wanted to be a director and wanted to write a script..."


    Matsushita: "it''s no problem. He wrote and directed the rabbit himself."


    In fact, the rabbit Li Tiezhu only provided a story. The director and screenwriter had Jiaoke Li and others to help.


    Li Tiezhu said: "the story is the inspiration of military training and the theme of military. In short, when I write down the story first, I won''t write the script, so I''ll write it in the format. Brother Meng, please ask professionals to read it at that time."


    Zhang Xiaomeng had to say, "yes. I just don''t understand. There are many cross-border directors these days. I don''t mind if you want to be a director. Penguin culture is not poor, money is poor, and resources are poor. However, why not make movies? Make TV dramas?"


    Buy a movie to earn intelligence!


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t tell the real reason, so he could only perfunctorily say, "this story is not suitable for movies. I''ll make a movie next time."


    Sister Zhuang hit, "you''ve made a guest appearance in two or three plays, and you want to be a director? You have to eat a mouthful of rice."


    Songzhuer was unhappy: "my iron pillar is a genius! Iron pillar, I will play a role with zero pay at that time. I support you! You are the best."


    Li Tiezhu: "this play has no heroine, no female two or three, only male roles, not even a sister."


    Matsushita: "then the play is fixed!"


    Sister Zhuang: "ah!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said: "no... now most of the people watching TV dramas are girls. How can you do this? There is no triangle love, no dog blood abuse, at least there should be serious emotional drama?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! But I believe it will be a good TV play."

 Chapter 335

    Sister Zhuang didn''t intend to take care of Li Tiezhu''s broken things. With a little success, she began to have a spring and autumn dream to be a director. Did you guide the rabbit yourself? Do you know the TV market? Do you know the production process of film and television dramas? Do you know that the project of a play starts from the target audience?


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand anything. He is confident.


    Sister Zhuang just wants to take care of songzhuer, a little psycho, but she can''t stand it when she hears Li Tiezhu say that it will be a good TV play.


    "Li Tiezhu, your play is all men. There is no love. Is it selling corruption?"


    Li Tiezhu blinked: "what is selling corruption?"


    Songzhuer explained, "it''s the basic love between men and men."


    Li Tiezhu nodded happily and said, "it''s passion! Passion of iron and blood! Well, I think it''s called... Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    Songzhu''er was stunned: "I''m a good boy! It''s so exciting."


    Li Tiezhu: "quite exciting! The excitement of blood surging."


    Sister Zhuang looked at songzhu''er suspiciously. Songzhu''er understood it decisively and shook her head quickly. My iron pillar doesn''t have this hobby. It''s just fierce. You don''t have to worry about it.


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "military theme, men can''t pass the trial!"


    Sister Zhuang: "yes! Although I''m a little impulsive to see it after hearing you say so, it''s estimated that I can''t go through the trial."


    Now it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn to claw: "why? Isn''t your blood youth in the military camp very positive energy? What do you write about if you don''t write about men and men''s feelings?"


    Sister Zhuang: "is it positive energy to make a foundation?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean to make a base?"


    Matsushita: "it''s when men fall in love and sleep with men. It''s called basic love."


    Li Tiezhu: "wow... You''re disgusting. What I''m talking about is passionate passion. Tut tut... Pure military friendship."


    The other three were stunned.


    Songzhuer laughed first. I said my man didn''t understand! ha-ha!


    Sister Zhuang: "when I didn''t say anything, you''re really fucking simple."


    Zhang Xiaomeng smiled bitterly and said to sister Zhuang, "look! Is my iron pillar honest? However, all the people watching TV dramas these days are girls, pure military... Hanging!"


    Li Tiezhu can''t say much. There are some brief introductions of the soldier assault in the system. Like songs and movies, there are information such as release time, main content, creative style, historical achievements, social impact and so on.


    This is a work ten years ago, with extremely high ratings. It is even the ultimate dream of a generation of young boys. It is also the direct reason why many people join the army. It can be called the strongest recruitment propaganda film.


    In addition, the play has become popular with many actors, including four movie emperors.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu is not without worry. First, the age of the play is a little early. Do you need to change it? The second is whether he can perform the foolishness of the hero. Foolishness is foolishness.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll write it out first."


    Zhang Xiaomeng doesn''t attack Li Tiezhu either. After all, he is the big baby of his family. He said: "Don''t worry. As long as it''s not too bad, the company will shoot you! It''s not bad money! It doesn''t matter if it''s bad. Do we still lack screenwriters? Just let them change it. Even if it''s just to give you a title of self directing and self acting, anyway, we have Penguin video and don''t worry about no place to broadcast it. At that time, we can directly book ten million broadcasts first..."


    That''s how heroic!


    Sister Zhuang has to admit that she is a little envious at this moment. Pine and bamboo are good at everything, good image, good quality and good acting skills, but there is no "father". Unlike Li Tiezhu, the "father" everywhere.


    So, from this point of view, did they fall in love or did Matsushita take advantage?


    After the big meal, sister Zhuang talked with song Zhuer for a while and left first. Zhang Xiaomeng and Li Tiezhu were washing dishes in the kitchen.


    "Tiezhu, you really don''t consider arranging a role for songzhuer in the play?"


    "There are no female characters."


    "How cruel! You see you have to have class, variety show and prepare your second album. Are you busy?"


    "Yes."


    "I mean, why don''t you write an outline? I''ll find a screenwriter to write for you."


    "No, it''s immoral!"


    "Shit!"


    Li Tiezhu''s stubbornness, Zhang Xiaomeng never knew, so he didn''t say much.


    He doesn''t expect Li Tiezhu to make the whole rabbit masterpiece. After all, the military theme is too professional. Li Tiezhu can''t make it, but it doesn''t matter. It''s still the same sentence. There''s a penguin father. Don''t be afraid.


    After washing the dishes, he gave Li Tiezhu a brief explanation of the next work arrangement, and Zhang Xiaomeng also left.


    Li Tiezhu''s work at this stage is very simple. He gives priority to school, participates in some variety shows on weekends or holidays, and has no other arrangements. Even his second album has been postponed to years later.


    Li Tiezhu wrote many new songs this year, but most of them were given away, such as Luhani, Yixing, Chen Yisen, Han Hong, Zhao Liya, Justin, etc.


    This is human sophistication.


    Now Li Tiezhu has only two singles in his hand, "love letter" and "I''m ugly but I''m gentle". The singles of the two songs have been issued, and the response is very good, especially "love letter" once again dominates the list.


    The night, like ink, slowly fainted and dyed between the clouds.


    Songzhu''er took a bath and was wearing SpongeBob pajamas to sneak into Li Tiezhu, but found that Li Tiezhu was concentrating on his creation.


    Not writing songs, but writing.


    On the tablet computer on the small desk, there are several lines of words:


    Soldier assault


    Xu Sanduo raised a hand that took off his gloves and looked at the ant crawling on his fingers with interest. He felt that it was a little uneasy like him.


    The shells shook the abandoned air defense fortification built decades ago, shook the earth above them, shook him, Chengcai, Wu Zhe and Yuan Lang, and shook their hybrid equipment, 95 short burst, 95 standard assault rifle, 95 shift light machine gun, 88 sniper rifle, night vision, indicator, frequency hopping radio, positioning device Dry food bags, water bags, first-aid kits and other complex and inexplicable special tools invented by mankind for war.


    Cheng Cai didn''t look at him, Wu zhe looked at him, and Yuan Lang glanced at him.


    Xu Sanduo burst into a smile from his painted face: "ants."


    Wu zhe: "soldier ant."


    Yuan Lang: "infantry."


    ¡­¡­


    Songzhuer feels strange. What ant? What bomb shelter? Is this the script he''s going to write? I don''t understand at all. Why would anyone like to see such a thing? It''s going to jump on the street! ha-ha!


    She saw that Li Tiezhu didn''t continue to write and put his hands on the Bluetooth keyboard in a daze. At least his empty eyes seemed to be in a daze.


    Haven''t you seen this expression for a long time?


    Songzhu''er remembered the first time he saw him in the mushroom house. At that time, he often showed this dull expression, but later it was less.


    Patter patter


    Li Tiezhu made two more typesetting. His technique was very unfamiliar and his codeword speed was not fast.


    Xu Sanduo''s smile was so happy that Wu zhe wanted to say, "what are you laughing at? Do you want to show off your white teeth?"


    Xu Sanduo: "Scout?"


    Songzhu''er hugged Li Tiezhu from behind and found that he didn''t wake up and began to be in a daze again.


    Songzhu''er has confirmed that everyone says that my man is stupid. In fact, he is not. He is just immersed in his own world and pays great attention to his creation.


    Last year, he wrote more than 20 original songs, one of which is super pleasant to hear in the capital. Naturally, it seems silly at ordinary times, but in fact, he swam in his own spiritual world.


    Now, it''s the same. Maybe this will be a good story?


    Songzhuer didn''t have the heart to disturb Li Tiezhu, so he looked at him quietly. His expression was changing, sometimes nervous, sometimes angry, sometimes silly smile.


    Confirmed!


    My man is really a super genius!


    In fact, to some extent, Matsushita''s Dihua conjecture is infinitely close to the truth.


    First of all, Li Tiezhu is not stupid, at least he can make himself not stupid.


    Secondly, Li Tiezhu really has an exclusive spiritual world. At this time, he watches TV dramas in the system and has to look back at scripts and movies in a minute. Yes, when you buy a movie, you will come with a script, and so will when you buy a TV play, but this one comes with an extra.


    Finally, after a little weighing, Li Tiezhu wrote it down, increasing or decreasing.


    Halfway through the first chapter, Li Tiezhu stretched out and found that it was already one o''clock in the morning.


    It''s just 3000 words. It took three hours to copy it?


    It has nothing to do with the slow speed of codewords. It''s the slow speed of Li Tiezhu''s reading and the slow rotation of his small head. However, he does not intend to directly copy the script or.


    After turning off the tablet and standing up, Li Tiezhu saw the sleeping pine and bamboo son on the sofa. His head was dizzy. He went over and looked carefully. After confirming that it was his girlfriend, he picked it up and walked towards the bedroom.


    After the decline of intelligence, face blindness seems to have revived.


    Sex, sex


    But in any case, human''s inability is still strong, not transferred by intelligence.


    Soon, songzhuer was woken up.


    "Ah... Don''t say hello."


    "I think you''re asleep for fear of waking you up."


    "Are you still coming?"


    "Isn''t this, can''t help it? You look so good..."


    "Glib! I see how slippery you are..."


    Songzhuer began to fight back. Li Tiezhu was silly. It''s nice to have such a nice girlfriend! No, there''s another one... Mental decline will not affect memory, but will affect the ability to mobilize memory.


    After all, people who are not too smart are more likely to focus, not easily distracted and think about too many other things, such as Xu Sanduo.


    Soon songzhuer disarmed and surrendered. Li Tiezhu didn''t pursue the victory. If he had been in the past, he would have another set of five lashes, but now he is reluctant to bully his daughter-in-law.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu started plagiarizing again. This time, he changed his way.


    First, put the TV play "soldier assault" in your head, write the outline of each episode while watching it, and write the character settings by the way.


    After reading it, compare it with the script and copy it.


    Over the weekend, Li Tiezhu finished watching the TV series. He was inexplicably shocked and wrote down the outline and design of more than 10000 words.


    Now he firmly believes that this is a good work.

 Chapter 337

    The film pay is 480000 before tax, which is a very low price for Li Tiezhu. After all, most of them talk according to traffic these days. That''s why Li Tiezhu played a dragon suit for 15 days, rode a pig and lost weight... He suddenly became the leading actor and was asked to participate in the roadshow. Li Tiezhu felt very confused.


    It''s also a film. Luhani is more than 30 million and Li Tiezhu is 480000, which is very problematic.


    Xu Datou gave it to the pit. No, he should have given it to the pit again.


    Two movies, pit me twice!


    Li Tiezhu expressed his anger and called Xu Shanzheng in person: "you''re so insidious that you still want me to attend the roadshow? This... Has to pay more."


    Add!


    So Li Tiezhu asked for leave.


    After all, the price is still good. There''s no heavy work or tired work. Just go through the motions and earn hundreds of thousands. It''s also very fragrant.


    Worldly sophistication!


    Besides, Li Tiezhu has "planned" well. After shooting "soldier assault", he will do "people are in trouble". At that time, Xu baldheaded, why don''t you come to help?


    The roadshow went well and Li Tiezhu behaved in a regular manner.


    You said, you gave hundreds of thousands more. I gave you a free roadshow. Isn''t it fragrant?


    Xu Shanzheng said on the spot, "how did I know you would always be popular? I thought you were a flash in the pan. You haven''t been on the program for two months, and the audience are crazy! Don''t you know?"


    This is a fact. Since Li Tiezhu appeared in infinite challenge, he disappeared for more than a month, and the audience felt it unreasonable. Li Tiezhu, shouldn''t he be a wonderful variety show every day? What kind of acting? have the order reversed!


    Li Tiezhu: "of course I know. Brother Meng, the agent, said to air them."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''m really impressed. Give me a roadshow. I''m going for two billion yuan. Don''t smash it for me."


    Li Tiezhu said, "am I the star?"


    "Yes!"


    "Ah, ha ha... That can''t be smashed. There are 2.12 billion, and I''m satisfied."


    Li Tiezhu is very pragmatic. He never thought that happiness would come so suddenly. According to the system task, the box office of the film he guides or starred in exceeds 3 billion, and he can get 50 intelligence points.


    Before, Li Tiezhu thought it was a long way off. Unexpectedly, he was also the star of "drug God"?!


    That''s not a big problem. This film is one billion. Next year, it will be one billion if it goes to Xingye''s film. Then Li Tiezhu can get 50 intelligence points, plus the reward from the TV series soldier assault, how can he buy a movie.


    He did not know that he completely underestimated the box office strength of this era and this country.


    On September 30 and October 1, Li Tiezhu followed the crew to five cities for roadshows.


    On national day, the box office of "medicine God" was surprisingly high, the second highest box office record in a single day after "Mermaid".


    It can be said that this box office performance has made a good start. Even if it can''t surpass the mermaid, it can perform very close.


    Two billion box office, the problem is not too big.


    Li Tiezhu had never seen the full version of the film before. Even if there was a script reference, it was almost. After watching the film, Li Tiezhu himself was moved.


    I''m NIMA. Is the main task finished? Just this movie?


    However, after a month''s baptism of Nortel, he also saw many of his shortcomings, which the audience did not pay much attention to, but imperceptibly affected the audience''s viewing experience and emotional substitution.


    The National Day holiday is a rare festival for the Chinese people, and many films are also released in this season.


    National Day file is the third largest file after Spring Festival file and summer file.


    However, Li Tiezhu did not pay attention to the fighting of various films on the national day, but was busy with his work. He has two jobs during the national day. He has always continued to write "soldier assault", and the other is to participate in the recording of the eighth issue of "gallop bar".


    Originally, Li Tiezhu didn''t intend to participate in the variety show, but lengba said in the video call that the baby of the eighth issue according to the pig returned early, which made her status very embarrassing.


    Li Tiezhu... Recalled it carefully at that time. It seems that maozi and himself have been close to each other. What should I do?


    Help!


    Although Li Tiezhu doesn''t have any illusions about his intelligence value at present, I have hanging, I have passive skills!


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu forced Zhang Xiaomeng to sign the recording contract for this trip.


    For this matter, Matsushita said - come on! Dry the green tea again and dry the lengba at night! I''ll give you a video.


    The reason to say it again is that in the mushroom house in the first half of the year, Li Tiezhu has turned over the baby pressing the pig once.


    Li Tiezhu beat songzhu''er, beat her into a jet fighter, and then left with the box.


    Before getting on the plane, Li Tiezhu passed the soldier assault, which had just been written and revised, to Zhang Xiaomeng. Let him register the copyright information first, and then let the screenwriters of the company analyze and discuss it to see if they can make a TV play and analyze the market.


    An hour later, the plane landed at Liaoyang airport. Li Tiezhu got off the plane and opened his mobile phone to receive Zhang Xiaomeng''s wechat voice message.


    "Woo woo... Did you write this NIMA? It''s so beautiful! I... I think I can shoot it! It''s so cute..."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "cute, are you still crying?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "don''t worry about it. I''ve made a special decision for you! The kind of military decree! For an investment of less than 100 million, you open me! Have a good variety show and leave other things to me..."


    With Zhang Xiaomeng''s guarantee, Li Tiezhu won''t worry. Anyway, Zhang Xiaomeng has always been very reliable.


    The investment of soldier assault is second, just shoot it.


    Li Tiezhu has full confidence in the play, because in the past half a month, he has watched it three times, laughing and crying.


    If such a play is not popular, it is unreasonable.


    The only difficulty is that Li Tiezhu is not confident in his acting skills. He doesn''t know whether he can play the simple and lovely Xu Sanduo well. After all, Li Tiezhu is not simple now.


    On the evening of October 2, Li Tiezhu stayed in a single room in a four-star hotel arranged by the program group, with low treatment.


    So lengba disguised herself and attacked Li Tiezhu overnight.


    "What are you doing? What if you are photographed by others? I heard Wang Xiaokai say that paparazzi are very powerful... If you are photographed, you will be destroyed!"


    "Ah... If you destroy it, raise me..."


    "Be light! The quality of the bed is not very good. What... You haven''t been followed?"


    "I have sister Yun to watch the wind... No, oh, oh... Not afraid! Ah!"


    "Let''s talk. Don''t move."


    "No, I''ll talk after I move. You and ah... You and zhu''er stayed for a month, and I... um... Wuwuwuwuwu..."


    "Why are you crying again?"


    "The program group bullies people! It''s agreed that this episode of wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu


    "Stop!"


    "Oh..."


    "What''s going on?"


    "That woman has something to do with it. Originally, she said she would come back next season. As a result, she came back in the eighth issue. The child hasn''t reached the full moon yet..."


    "Tut..."


    "Bah! What a shame."


    "People also want this job. Do you want this?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help saying.


    Lengba also rode on Li Tiezhu and stirred: "I don''t want it! Ah... I just think they bully me. I told sister Mi that she has limited energy and can only wrong me. What about you? Are you willing to wrong me?"


    Li Tiezhu held lengba so that she wouldn''t get too excited and fall down. He said, "let me change a variety show for you? Now the penguin video is very powerful, and there are a lot of variety shows. Why don''t you choose one you like? I mean what I say in penguin. Uncle Ma Tenghua told me that I can be a part of the master of penguin culture."


    Lengba galloped hard: "ah... Wuwu... I don''t! I want to... Um... Defeat her here!"


    Li Tiezhu: "does it taste like apple?"


    Lengba: "No."


    "Then take it easy. I''m afraid of death."


    "What are you afraid of? Doesn''t zhu''er like children? I''ll give her one."


    "Go away! She likes to live on her own. She doesn''t ask for people in everything. What... An honest man doesn''t eat what comes!"


    "Oh, yeah... Then you control it."


    "That''s the only way. I''ll record the program tomorrow. I''ll show you..."


    Until sister lengba skillfully finished the final cleaning work, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help asking, "haven''t you always been very powerful? Why have you been bullied?"


    Lengba jumped into Li Tiezhu''s arms and said, "nothing. She showed off how good his man was to her and privately said that I was a temporary worker..."


    Li Tiezhu is now silly and doesn''t know how to comfort people. Finally, he said, "one more time."


    Lengba: "bah!"


    The next day, drizzle, this is autumn lingering, for the north is so, after all, lingering will soon turn into snow.


    So such drizzle is very rare for Liaoyang.


    Early in the morning, Deng Chao, Luhani, Chen Chichi, Wang Zulu, Li richen, Zhen Kai and lengba, the seven members of the galloping team, held their umbrellas in the square and waited for the arrival of Yang Baobao, the big baby who came back after childbirth.


    Yang Baobao ran over briskly and hugged everyone, showing extra intimacy.


    But in fact, most members are not cold about her return, especially lengba. What do you mean by saying that this season belongs to me?


    But now, we can only greet each other with a smile.


    The program group is very sand sculpture, and even wrote a sentence under the picture of lengba, who obviously pretends to smile:


    "I finally have my sister to play with me."


    Fuck!


    Can''t you see the dislike in lengba''s eyes? It''s embarrassing to stay with such a cosmetic girl!


    The director group announced the return of all the members, quite satisfied, and then began to introduce the two guests of this issue:


    "Next, let''s welcome the two guests of this issue, namely Li Tiezhu, the new king of singing, and Jill, the new star of music!"


    Li Tiezhu with a flat head and Wang Jill with a Medium hairstyle ran out without an umbrella and hugged you MC respectively. Of course, it''s also different from intimacy. Li Tiezhu and lengba hug each other affectionately, whisper with Luhani, fight and foot with Chen Chichi, and have warm feelings with Deng Chao.


    Only Li richen, when shaking hands with Li Tiezhu, had great strength in his hands, which seemed to be a demonstration.


    Wang Jill received a cold response. Lengba didn''t even hug him. She just shook hands and joked. My master is here.

 Chapter 338

    On the contrary, Li Tiezhu hugged Wang Jill. Although he had just met, Li Tiezhu found that this man was not bad. He was also a singer, but he had never heard of his song.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu has already got the exact news. The disintegration of the team is close at hand. After this season, there is a big change of blood.


    Luhani said this to Li Tiezhu personally, half a year ago.


    They formed a new SiHa team.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani have tried the variety "ha ha ha ha" last year. Although the initial performance was not ideal, it was only broadcast on a local station and a network platform, and the ratings were not high. However, with the progress of the program, the ratings of this variety show unexpectedly suddenly jumped up, which has the confidence to compete with infinite challenge and gallop.


    Therefore, this season''s gallop seems to be a harmony, but in fact there is no tacit understanding in the past.


    It''s not easy to inject fresh blood like lengba, but it happened to welcome back the big baby. Others don''t know what they think, but Li Tiezhu knows from the SiHa communication group that the other three are unhappy, because they all think lengba is obviously more lovely and less resourceful.


    Naturally, the audience can''t see the fishiness, but when Li Tiezhu hugged Chen Chichi, Luhani and Deng Chao, he can obviously feel their implication - we are SiHa. Give them some color to see.


    Tacit understanding may be so simple, a hug, a look, no need to say.


    However, when the program is broadcast, there are always some people with sharp eyes in the audience who tell the truth at a glance:


    "SiHa vs flying disabled team!"


    "I bet SiHa team! Run! Everyone is vulnerable except Li richen!"


    "Why do I always think this issue is dangerous?"


    "On the last new variety show, Li Tiezhu was like going back to his mother''s house. It''s not empty at all!"


    "Serious strategy is arrogant. On the contrary, Wang gildo is introverted and modest..."


    "I''m really afraid of the dissolution of the galloping team..."


    "What are you afraid of? I prefer SiHa, SiHa, SiHa, all wonderful flowers!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s infinite challenge and gallop have a group of big guys covering it. It''s really awesome!"


    "Didn''t anyone find lengba holding an umbrella for the iron pillar?"


    "It''s been a year! For a whole year, lengba is still taking care of Li Tiezhu! Why?"


    "This is to be a teacher for one day and a father for life!"


    "Li Tiezhu is really lucky to meet such a good bole."


    In fact, the rain has stopped. Lengba sees that others have taken the umbrella, but she is afraid that the rain hasn''t stopped clean, so she gives it back to her master.


    Others are gathered around to tease Yang Baobao why there is no thin problem in giving birth. It sounds like the ninth miracle in the world. In fact, it is all arranged by the script.


    Originally, lengba also had lines, but she suddenly didn''t care to say it. Six or seven boys chattered around a woman who had finished giving birth, while lengba just calmly supported Li Tiezhu with an umbrella. Li Tiezhu was in a daze.


    Li Tiezhu was thinking that, according to the similarity between the two worlds, it is more reliable to ask Li richen to play Wu Zhe, but he... Is old.


    The most important thing is that he sent heart-shaped stones to my cat and daughter-in-law. It''s unbearable.


    Although my intelligence has decreased, I have no memory loss.


    Change actors!


    Lengba held her umbrella silently and ignored the hint of the director group. Anyway, there''s nothing for me next season. Why do I listen to you?


    After playing the script and saying his lines, Luhani first got out of the vortex and came to Li Tiezhu: "yo! It''s dark again? Didn''t I ask Shuangshuang to send you sunscreen?"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out! They almost fought."


    Luhani: "then your daughter-in-law can''t beat my family. I can''t beat her."


    Lengba lengbuding said, "there are still people who can play, but they haven''t been naturalized yet."


    Zheng Yanzi!


    Li Tiezhu glared at lengba. Don''t talk nonsense!


    Luhani: "huh?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t listen to her nonsense. She''s very angry."


    Luhani: "yes! We all like lengba. We can make fans by firing CP now. But, tut tut... You know..."


    Lengba: "meow!"


    Luhani was surprised: "lengba, what''s the matter with you? Something to talk about!"


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    In the distance, Chen Chichi winked at Li Tiezhu. Deng Chao shrugged at Li Tiezhu''s stall, indicating that he was forced to hope that Li Tiezhu would not be surprised. It''s obvious that SiHa''s team still has a tacit understanding, but it really hollows out the team of galloping bar.


    "Lengba, lengba! Stand with big baby and be intimate."


    The director began to shout.


    Lengba had to hold an umbrella and lean against Yang Baobao. She smiled and didn''t have a line at all.


    It is written on the board of the director group that let Yang Baobao interact with the galloping group. The guests don''t talk first.


    distinguished guest?


    Is lengba a guest or a resident MC?


    However, lengba''s acting skills are good. She only rubbed the lens against Yang Baobao. After all, she knew she didn''t have any lens in this issue. However, if you change to pine and bamboo, ha ha.


    Yang Baobao teased each other with the male guests according to the tips of the director group. It was not humorous, but forced to be funny.


    Then the director group said:


    "From today on, big baby will continue to run with us. Today is also the first time that our eight people who are tired of logging gather together..."


    There was a lot of talk behind it. Although it was not said clearly, it seemed cold.


    It''s embarrassing.


    The program group continued: "today, we only welcome two guests, singers Li Tiezhu and Wang Jill. Therefore, the next rule of the game is that two female MCS lead their members to a 5v5 duel."


    "Oh!"


    "Wow..."


    Each guest exclaimed, as requested by the program team.


    After marveling, Luhani looked at Li Tiezhu and rolled his eyes. It was obvious that he missed SiHa very much.


    Then, the program team exaggerated the duel between a big baby and lengba. The special effects were a little bad, but the sound effect was very good. A group of exclamations were recorded from nowhere.


    In the picture, Yang Baobao looks surprised, while lengba is very calm.


    What the hell is this?


    Cold barb, in the heart, make complaints about occupation professionals. Is that too false? What''s so surprising about my duel with her? Everyone thought of it! I lost, she won, she will come back next season, I leave... Is it difficult?


    The director added, "let''s choose which team we want to go."


    Luhani: "wow..."


    Chen Chichi: "Oh, yo..."


    Deng Chao: "wow..."


    Everyone is barking.


    Then, the unified voice was: "do something!"


    Big baby''s delicate smile is really sorry for her big mouth.


    Lengba held big baby''s hand and tried to be positive. In fact, from the beginning to now, she didn''t have a chance to say a word and didn''t know whether she had a camera.


    The big baby smiled gently, looked at lengba and said to the director, "come on! Don''t choose me."


    The director group said, "OK! Now, let''s stand behind lengba and line up. Hey! Don''t line up behind the big baby!"


    Li Tiezhu had already stood behind lengba and watched everyone line up. Finally, he couldn''t help it. After all, I have a low IQ and can''t help it. Immediately hugged lengba''s shoulder and shouted to the director group:


    "What''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu directly took lengba behind him, walked to the front, and shouted at the director of the program group sitting in front: "is that what the script says? Don''t every four people choose a female MC? I remember it''s a flying guest who is optional, and the resident MC is responsible for regulating and maintaining the balance of personnel on both sides. Right? Why choose lengba all? Is it embarrassing for her?"


    The director said, "no, this is the effect of the program!"


    Li Tiezhu waved his hand: "embarrassing effect?! I know it will embarrass sister lengba. Are you more stupid than me? Or do you deliberately hold one and step on one? You said that everyone stood behind lengba spontaneously and made fun of the big baby. That''s no problem. The key is spontaneous emotion?"


    The director below was immediately embarrassed. He was a new director this season, but he was not as senior as Yan Min and Wang Zhengyu. It was difficult to parry for a time.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu is not aimed at the program group, but at a female guest who yells and makes things.


    Yang Baobao can''t bear it. You are the main MC in the mushroom house. I can''t stand what you do. Come to my program. Do you play this set? Playing big cards?


    Yang Baobao said, "Li Tiezhu, this is a recording program. For the effect of the program, will you obey the director?"


    Li Tiezhu was annoyed and said, "take a fart! Don''t you rely on the script for this variety show? I read the script in groups and tear the famous brand. Now I''m wrong to follow the script? Who told me to choose sister lengba? Have you ever thought about the effect? You''re happy here and bake lengba on the stove?"


    Yang Baobao stopped talking. This is the effect she wanted. The director group acquiesced. Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it. If he couldn''t bear it, go away.


    The director team didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t roll either. He''s wasting time.


    Lengba was moved, but she was afraid that Li Tiezhu would be targeted. She pulled Li Tiezhu and wanted him to forget it.


    Li Tiezhu glared at her. He was a teacher one day and a woman all his life! Be obedient.


    Wang Jill was stunned. He was also a newcomer. Why are you so fierce? It had nothing to do with him, but he was still very embarrassed.


    Deng Chao stood up and pulled Li Tiezhu back: "OK! Have you taken gun medicine? Dare you get angry when you come to my program? I''ll kill you later!"


    Chen Chichi also came: "get him!"


    The two men put Li Tiezhu back, but then they didn''t go back and stood behind the big baby silently.


    Deng Chao said to the director, "hurry up and record the program."


    Chen Chichi: "yes! Do you still eat hot pot at night? Especially Li Tiezhu, you don''t have to deal with moths! You''re great? Red can play big cards? Are you crazy to play big cards in front of Deng film emperor?"


    What a finger.


    Lengba couldn''t help laughing. My master has a card face.


    Li Tiezhu said, "sorry, brother Chao!"


    Deng Chao: "this will not be an example."


    Yang Baobao secretly clenched her teeth, but with a smile on her face: "listen to brother Chao and record it according to the original record."


    So Yang Baobao is Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, Li richen, Zhen Kai and Wang Jill. Behind lengba is Li Tiezhu, Luhani and Wang Zulu. Then, Chen Chichi jumped to lengba, and the personnel on both sides finished in groups.

 Chapter 339

    In fact, at the beginning, people like Deng Chao and Chen Chichi knew Yang Baobao''s intention and gave lengba a blow. Everyone did the same. Anyway, they just recorded a program.


    But then Li Tiezhu became angry directly. Deng Chao and Chen Chichi couldn''t pretend to be stupid. My brother Zhu still had to give face.


    Silly roe deer asked Li Tiezhu blankly, "what are you doing? You have a good temper."


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you pretend to be stupid after pretending to be dead?"


    Luhani smiled: "I''m not suitable. I have a low status and have no right to speak."


    "What do you mean by pretending to be stupid now?"


    "Hey! You offended Yang Baobao for lengba. You left after recording this issue. Where''s lengba?"


    "Er..."


    "Do you know why brother Chao and Chen Chichi didn''t help lengba for the first time?"


    "It seems reasonable. Did I do it wrong?"


    "It doesn''t matter. The three of us will take care of lengba in the future. Yang Baobao won''t go too far."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. He was cool after getting angry. He didn''t expect to cause trouble to lengba sister. Li Tiezhu found that this had nothing to do with intelligence decline because he had always had low Eq.


    Naturally, it is impossible to cut that paragraph into the positive film. What you see is a very harmonious group picture.


    The barrage is quite disharmonious:


    "There are so few lengba lenses!"


    "The program group is eccentric."


    "Big love lengba, big baby should concentrate on taking care of the children."


    "Big baby is the official member, and lengba is a temporary worker."


    "Lengba, let''s go! There''s no sense of variety."


    "Welcome big baby back, someone make way!"


    "Lengba is the most beautiful!"


    "I like cold rolling!"


    "I want to see Li Tiezhu tear the big black bull."


    "Li Tiezhu is a big variety fool. He can mix all kinds of variety shows."


    "Lengba didn''t say a word. The sense of variety is too poor."


    Then lengba began to talk: "come on, let''s take a picture together!"


    Click.


    After shooting, lengba took a brand of mobile phone and returned to Li Tiezhu.


    Deng Chao: "hello? Lengba, did you broadcast it?"


    Lengba was stunned and smiled. Taking photos was advertising, but she forgot.


    Deng Chao: "if I''m right, you took it with 20 million cameras in front of xx mobile phone?"


    Lengba: "hahaha... Ah right!"


    After laughing awkwardly, lengba secretly spit out her tongue at Li Tiezhu: "a little nervous¡°


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it doesn''t matter. I don''t deduct money."


    Then, ten people shouted together, "run, North nose."


    Li Tiezhu: "run and press the pig..."


    Everyone laughed at Li Tiezhu''s Sichuan English. Luhani jumped directly and laughed at Li Tiezhu''s back, especially loudly.


    In this section, there is no picture of Yang Baobao.


    After the opening recording, it''s time to have breakfast. The breakfast prepared by the program team is particularly rich. After all, there is a "big coffee" who needs four dishes and one soup for filming. In addition, lengba''s food should also be specially prepared.


    So it''s very leisurely to record the gallop. Everyone ate, drank and talked very well. After eating, they lit cigarettes and smoked together.


    A cigarette after dinner is better than a living immortal!


    Among the ten artists present, only Li Tiezhu, lengba and Wang Zulu did not smoke.


    Yang Baobao also adjusted her mind, played the cigarette ash and said, "iron pillar, why were you so excited just now? You thought I bullied her? Why did someone bully lengba and blow your hair?"


    Li Tiezhu thought carefully: "bullying people is immoral!"


    Yang Baobao: "ha? I didn''t expect your answer. Would you like one?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "smoking is harmful to health and costs money. Moreover, do you still smoke when you have a child?"


    Yang Baobao: "my son is very healthy!"


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking. Can''t you say your son is not necessarily healthy?


    Deng Chao began to find a topic: "eh? Why is lengba so dull today? It''s not usually like this!"


    At this time, lengba sat next to Li Tiezhu and peeled the orange. She was just ready to give it to Li Tiezhu. When asked, it was not good to give it again. She ate one of her own and said, "nothing, just a little nervous to see my baby sister! It''ll be fine in a minute."


    In fact, it is mainly because Li Tiezhu is nervous.


    Yang Baobao said, "you don''t think I bully you, do you?"


    Lengba: "no, no, it''s Li Tiezhu who misunderstood. I''m sorry. He''s stupid and grumpy, but he doesn''t have a bad heart."


    Yang Baobao: "yo! I still protect..."


    Soon, the artists boarded the bus and went to the venue of the next link, which is an indoor display of various antiques.


    Li richen found a fat round Figurine very much like Chen Chichi, and then Chen Chichi also found one and joked with each other, which warmed the atmosphere.


    In the first round, fight bingo and see who answers the six questions correctly. First connect them into a straight line on the answer wall.


    Logging tired several people began to tease big baby. She was pregnant for three years. She certainly didn''t understand the question and shouted to let her choose the topic first. In fact, big baby was very smart.


    On the contrary, there is a really incomprehensible one on the other side.


    Lengba patiently explained to Li Tiezhu: "... Is that one person can see the answer, perform, others answer the question, answer a question correctly, light up a box, and the box connects into a line to win. The time is within three minutes. Do you understand?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... This."


    Luhani gave a few smiling shots over there and said, "you''re better than I guess."


    Li Tiezhu gave a cry and said to lengba, "Oh... You can''t grasp the key point after you explain for a long time. The more I say, the more dizzy I am. It''s still hanigo."


    Lengba rolled her eyes: "then I''m really sorry!"


    Big baby, big baby selected the topic, chose the first row, and the game began.


    The title appeared on the big screen: Su Mei fish.


    Li Tiezhu is on the other side. You can see the title and frown from his position. What is this? Never heard of it.


    Big baby is still doing well. Facing the teammate''s Tucao and Chen Chai''s ridicule, he is make complaints about it.


    Question 2: integrated automatic flushing toilet.


    This is cruel enough. Yang Baobao counted a few words for a while.


    Sure enough, their team folded on this problem and couldn''t guess for a long time.


    Lengba sat on the ground laughing wildly. Li Tiezhu went to see the question and said it to her. At that time, she laughed crazy. Li Tiezhu didn''t understand what to laugh at.


    On the side of lengba team, Chen Chichi and Luhani joined hands and directly pushed Li Tiezhu out.


    Deng Chao laughed: "why did you send a game black hole out? Do you look down on us?"


    Chen Chichi: "kill the black hole first! Don''t drop the chain behind."


    Li Tiezhu stood in front of the TV screen and asked, "can I speak, right?"


    Lengba burst out laughing: "hahaha..."


    Wang Zulu: "it''s over!"


    Or Luhani let Li Tiezhu understand the rules in a few words: "you can speak, but you can''t have words on the topic."


    Question 1: the matchmaker snores.


    Li Tiezhu frowned and looked black with a question mark. What''s wrong with NIMA?


    Scratching his head, Li Tiezhu looked at his teammates.


    The four people laughed at the same time. It must be over.


    Deng Chao ran over to read the question and immediately hugged Li Tiezhu: "I love you! Really!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "if I''m too tired, I''ll sleep at night... What?"


    Lengba pointed: "snoring!"


    Everyone looked at lengba at the same time.


    Chen Chichi: "this tacit understanding is a little suspected of self explosion!"


    Luhani: "sister! What are you talking about? Iron head baby warning!"


    Wang Zulu: "lengba, how do you know that Li Tiezhu snores when he sleeps?"


    Deng Chao smiled and wept.


    Lengba said calmly, "isn''t it normal to snore when you''re tired? I saw the tenth issue of SiHa. Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu snored and made a world shaking noise."


    My heart silently added that I seldom played when I was with me.


    Chen Chichi: "that''s right! However, Li Tiezhu, how many words are there?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "five words. Sister lengba was right just now. The last three words and the first two words are... Um... People who eat pig head meat."


    Chen Chichi: "hum? Me?"


    Lengba: "matchmaker! Matchmakers eat pig head meat. Some places have this custom, so it''s the matchmaker snoring?"


    Deng Chao was surprised: "is that all right?"


    Luhani: "that''s right?"


    Question 2: hat trick.


    Li Tiezhu said to Luhani, "four words, three goals in a game."


    Luhani: "hat trick?"


    by the way.


    The people of the big baby team began to question the director''s team for releasing water. Five people were booing there. In fact, they were all selected temporarily. We can only say that they were lucky.


    Question 3: Bobby jump.


    Li richen looked: "it''s also simple. It''s a fitness action."


    Deng Chao kicked him: "which side are you on?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fitness action? I haven''t heard of it. Three words, the first word is..."


    Then Li Tiezhu held his chest with both hands, which was a little indecent.


    Chen Chichi: "chest?"


    Luhani: "milk?"


    Chen Chichi: "you shut up, obscene!"


    Lengba said blankly, "Bo?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "yes!"


    Lengba rushed up and punched Li Tiezhu. He ran back with a red face. This guy is so embarrassing!


    Li Tiezhu jumped: "the third word."


    Luhani: "Bobby jumps."


    Question 4: air cushion BB.


    Li Tiezhu came back from reading the question, a little confused: "I know. It''s for makeup. Four words, and the last two words are the same English letter, sister lengba?"


    Lengba: "air cushion BB?"


    answer.


    Deng Chao couldn''t help it: "what kind of tacit understanding is this? How can you guess?"


    Lengba: "I told him the name of this thing. He doesn''t know many cosmetics. He doesn''t make up. Today, he rubbed my makeup artist."


    The reason is perfect, because lengba is telling the truth.


    Question 5: "search engine."


    Countdown ten seconds


    Li Tiezhu looked at lengba: "where did I know you for the first time? Four words!"


    Luhani: "super good voice."


    Chen Chichi: "four words!"


    Lengba: "thousand degrees... Search?"


    "One meaning, the last two words in front."


    "Search page?"


    "No."


    Lengba got stuck.


    Director: "three, two..."


    Chen Chichi: "search engine."


    Director: "the answer is correct."


    Now, the big baby team quit, even five questions! Moreover, there is no logic to guess right.


    Wang Jill jumped out: "do you use brain waves to communicate? Can you guess?"


    Lengba: "he told me that the first time he met me was shown to him by his good friend QianDu search on his mobile phone. He said to invite him to see beautiful women. Ha ha!"


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "how could it be so coincidental? He happened to tell you about it, so he encountered this problem? Did the program group do it on purpose?"


    Director: "how does the program know what they talked about?"


    Deng Chao was speechless.


    In fact, lengba and Li Tiezhu have talked too much in private, and they have no secrets. Moreover, they have full tacit understanding.

 Chapter 341

    Lengba sat on the ground, took off her socks and broke off the soleplate. When she saw that the skin and meat were trapped, the finger pressure plate was really interesting!


    When his teammates cheered the goal, Li Tiezhu covered his face and bared his teeth.


    Luhani said, "right? The pillar hurts. The Tuo team can fight hard enough to win! It''s powerful!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! It''s not just to win."


    "Hey!"


    Lengba jumped up again and put the ball.


    Luhani on-site guidance: "kick with the foot bow, don''t use the toe!"


    Lengba nodded, took two steps back and blew a kiss back in the direction of Luhani.


    Luhani laughed, and the Tuo team was quite good.


    Behind Luhani, Li Tiezhu turned his head. Can he keep a low profile? On the show!


    Lengba ran up a few steps and kicked the football with a big force and a tricky angle. Before the goalkeeper Yang Baobao reacted, the ball flew to the dead corner, and then... Wiped the column out of the sideline.


    Not in.


    Luhani: I didn''t remind you to use the foot bow! It just hurts when you use your toes


    Lengba ran back: "what are you afraid of? Really..."


    Luhani: "when you come back, you don''t have to run the finger pressure board. Don''t you hurt?"


    Lengba: "it hurts!"


    "Then you took off your socks?"


    "It''s inconvenient to wear socks."


    Lengba was a little embarrassed and ran back to the starting line along the grass.


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey!"


    What wonderful quirks


    Luhani secretly said to Li Tiezhu, "I suspect lengba is robbing the camera! It''s really hard for the camera. It looks sour."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s impossible. Sister lengba can have any bad thoughts."


    Her careful thinking, though... Isn''t it? But... Right? It''s really not a bad idea.


    Li Tiezhu knew that he would "spend money" again. It''s time for Donghai apartment to install some small bamboo shoot finger pressure plates for tatami. Oh! Strange props have been added!


    This time, Yang Baobao shot, lengba kept the goal and only scored one goal.


    The total score is 3-1.


    When she came back, lengba smiled and said to Li Tiezhu, "that finger pressure board it..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I see."


    Lengba: "Hey, hey..."


    In the third round, Zhen Kai played Wang Zulu 2-2, with a total score of 5-3.


    In the fourth round, Chen Chichi played Deng Chao 0-2, and the total score came to 5-5.


    Deng Chao and Chen Chichi were stunned. What about the water? Deng Chao kicked indiscriminately. As a result, he was stunned by two dead corners. Chen Chichi kicked hard. One kicked Deng Chao out of his face and the other kicked him straight away.


    Other members of the brotherhood were also nervous. They had planned that they would go ahead and get a 6:3 or 7:4, three balls short, and the two flying guests in the last round would lose their meaning.


    As a result, it was even?


    If lengba group wants to win again, it can only depend on Li Tiezhu, but the key is that Wang Jill of the other party is also good at sports. He is not Cai Xukun.


    The red team gathered together and whispered.


    Chen Chichi: "I''m confused. Blame me, blame me..."


    Lengba: "don''t worry, iron pillar will win!"


    Luhani: "brother Zhu is hard to say. There''s no problem in guarding the goal. At least he''s good at basketball."


    Wang Zulu: "Wang Jill plays well!"


    Deng Chao and Li richen came to give advice, which made Yang Baobao come with them and almost help.


    Now it''s up to fate.


    Lengba roared, "pillar! You want to win!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    At the beginning of the last round, Li Tiezhu started, and the finger pressure plate was cracked. Like Li Tiezhu''s 100 meter sprint, he stepped directly on the small bamboo shoots to the door, kicked the ball into the empty door with one foot, and Wang Jill was still wailing on the finger pressure plate.


    Zhen Kai''s mouth widened with fear. It''s not whether it hurts or not. The problem is that he runs faster on the fingerboard than on the flat ground.


    Luhani patted Zhen Kai on the shoulder and said, "are you afraid?"


    Zhen Kai: "it''s terrible."


    Wang Jill finally rushed through the finger pressure board. Li Tiezhu arranged the second ball, ran up and kicked the ball. Wang Jill subconsciously flew out. However, Li Tiezhu didn''t hit the ball, just made a false shot, and then floated a spoon to shoot.


    The ball scored.


    Luhani Whoa, clapped: "brother Zhu, can you play football?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know much. They let me guard the door when I was reading, so I played several times."


    Luhani: it''s no problem to be able to guard the door


    The second time, Wang Jill obviously refused to admit defeat and ran faster, but not as fast as Li Tiezhu.


    Wang Jill came to the penalty spot, ran up, rubbed and shot.


    The football went straight to the dead corner.


    Li Tiezhu reacted very quickly. He made a flying dive, like a ball out of bounds in basketball. His action was very relaxed. He touched the ball, but the ball still scored.


    A sigh came from the audience, including Li richen and Deng Chao.


    Yang Baobao cheered, and the others cheered in pain.


    Obviously, Wang Jill can really play football, his level is quite high, and his second goal is full of confidence. According to the regulations of the program team, after the draw, they continued to play until the winner was decided.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly took off his gloves. Just now he jumped on the ball, but the gloves were soft and useless.


    The second ball, Wang Jill vigorously volleyed the upper left corner of the goal. The angle was not too tricky, but he had great strength.


    Boom!


    Li Tiezhu instantly flew out and grabbed the ball with one hand like rebounding.


    Wang Jill was stunned.


    At the end of the game, the red team won the final victory 6-5, began to cheer and breathed a sigh of relief.


    Yang Baobao was a little upset and said, "I suspect my team has traitors. They have lost three times."


    Deng Chao and others began to perform, fooling Yang Baobao and stealing music.


    This round of zhenkai brand is getting bigger.


    It''s time for dinner. The dinner of the program group is not too rich, because the famous brand needs to be torn at night, and the sports are more intense. After dinner, a group of people still puffed.


    Luhani directly lit a cigarette and handed it to Li Tiezhu: "is it a brother? Is it a national brother-in-law?"


    Chen Chichi laughed and patted his thigh: "if you don''t smoke, you look down on the deer and our brotherhood!"


    Deng Chao said, "it''s too much for you to force an honest child to smoke. Let me come! Brother Zhu, how about giving me a face?"


    Everyone else is watching the excitement, with their own thoughts.


    Li richen and Zhen Kai think these guys are very kind to Li Tiezhu and are a little unhappy. This is a gallop, not SiHa! Yang babe smiles on the surface, but she thinks in her heart that it''s better to focus less on lengba this season. Just recapture the dominance. These three are really "traitors".


    Wang Jill was a little embarrassed. He had too few opportunities to show his face today, and few people paid attention to him. Just Xiangjiang villagers Wang Zulu and Li Tiezhu were kind to him.


    Li Tiezhu had to take the cigarette and spit it out.


    Deng, Lu and Chen cheered, as if they had done a great thing, childish.


    Lengba whispered to Li Tiezhu, "don''t suck it in."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I know, eh? I know all this. Can you smoke?"


    Lengba was a little cramped: "I used to smoke occasionally, but I quit later."


    At first, I smoked and choked my tears. Then I coughed and had a sore throat. Then I was very comfortable. What else does that mean?


    Li Tiezhu burned a cigarette. Everyone continued to go to the aquarium for the last battle of this phase and tore the famous brand.


    Originally, the program group had two plans.


    The first is to let everyone die in front of Yang Baobao and let her win the final championship. Everyone thinks it''s boring. Winning or losing doesn''t matter. It''s just that this way of giving away heads is too boring, especially perfunctory to the audience.


    Therefore, the scheme was rejected.


    The director group had to come up with the second plan. Yang Baobao lost the first three rounds, so she was given three special skills to ensure her "home" advantage. Finally, if Yang Baobao wins, everyone will give gifts together. If Yang Baobao loses, lengba will give Yang Baobao gifts.


    Welcome back. You can''t joke about tearing the brand name.


    Otherwise, the essence of the gallop bar has been completed, and the audience will see a piece of wool?


    Finally, the plan was determined.


    In the aquarium, ten guests opened their blindfolds in different corners and the competition officially began.


    Program group announcement:


    "In order to welcome Yang Baobao''s return, the program team and seven members of the brotherhood played a play together, which made Yang Baobao lose three times in a row. In addition to getting seven gifts for her, she also got three ''superpowers'', activating one'' superpower ''every 20 minutes."


    Yang Baobao has known for a long time. After all, the routine of this program group is too obvious. Moreover, just before, when she complained privately about lengba''s robbery and that Li Tiezhu didn''t give her face, Zhen Kai told her privately.


    At this time, her ostentatious acting skills did catch chickens.


    Big baby acting three companies: stare, open your mouth, and then cover your mouth.


    "Wow! There''s really a traitor, my God! But I''m still a little moved... I need to find my teammates first, and then compete with each other!"


    On the other side, lengba is different. She is pinching a plush toy, pinching it and laughing: "ha ha! It''s so soft..."


    Luhani said, "team Tuo, are you schizophrenic? For a while, you are a hot-blooded woman, and for a while, you are so cute."


    Lengba: "but it''s really soft!"


    Luhani also touched it and smiled like a psycho: "ha ha... Really! I''m going to take one... Let the program team pay."


    Lengba: "I want one too. Hey? We don''t want to find someone to tear up the famous brand?"


    Luhani: "don''t worry. We have Li Tiezhu. We''re not afraid of big black cattle when they come."


    Lengba: "also roar!"


    "Drop! Wangzu green out!"


    "Drop! Chen Chichi out!"


    Luhani''s face changed: "what''s the situation?"


    Lengba: "go, go and find the iron pillar first."


    On the other hand, Wang Zulu was torn by Yang Baobao and Deng Chao, while Chen Chichi was attacked by Wang Jill and Zhen Kai and hung up.


    With bare eyes, Chen Chi is about to run next to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "aren''t you an old man? So weak?"


    Chen Chichi: "I''ve always been so weak! What are you doing? Why don''t you pick me up? I''ll be torn off."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "shame!"


    Chen Chichi was taken away by the man in black and shouted, "who are you losing? Are you sick? Don''t run quickly. They have surrounded you."


    At this time, beside the elevator, Yang Baobao, Deng Chao, Li richen, Zhen Kai and Wang Jill surrounded Li Tiezhu from three directions and gave a very evil laugh.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the surrounding environment: "with all due respect, my master is the martial god of the furniture city. You can''t fight me in such a place!"

 Chapter 342

    Deng Chao said, "who can''t boast? Even if Cheng Dalong comes in person today, he has to lie here!"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s different. My master is taking the stairs now. I''m still young."


    Li richen arched the fire and said, "Deng Chao, he said you are old!"


    Deng Chaoqi smiled: "I''m called a young man!"


    Li Tiezhu: "wow."


    Deng Chao''s expression was immediately embarrassed: "what do you mean by WOW? Look down on me, don''t you?"


    Li richen: "yes! Chao, pick one with him."


    Deng Chao: "I don''t! You think I''m stupid? Let''s go together."


    The barrage is very happy:


    "This wow made me laugh."


    "Brother Chao was humiliated by Li Tiezhu here."


    "This reminds me of brother Chao''s roller skating. He was sanctioned by Li Tiezhu."


    "Li Tiezhu, don''t hang up!"


    "Rise up."


    "Unlimited challenge, the old guys can''t make Li Tiezhu. These are also choking."


    "That''s not necessarily. It''s hard for Li Tiezhu to leave alive."


    "Serious brother can basically kill green."


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes, but brother Chao, would you like to warm up first? I''m afraid you''re flashing your waist or sprained your feet."


    Deng Chao jumped up: "Oh! How arrogant! Come on, you tear me?"


    Li Tiezhu stepped forward with a vigorous step, so that Deng Chao rolled and climbed to Yang Baobao for cover, and his face turned green. Li richen rushes to Li Tiezhu, and Zhen Kai and Wang Jill encircle him in place.


    However, Li Tiezhu turned back and rushed to Zhen Kai. Zhen Kai was scared to hide for two steps and made a small gap.


    Li Tiezhu jumped onto the handrail of the escalator and slid down. He had the style of becoming a dragon. He ran when he landed. Zhen Kai and Wang Jill chased after each other for a few steps. They found that they couldn''t catch up and looked at each other.


    Speaking of this, many people can do it. When they see a dragon movie, almost all the children can learn it. Of course, they have been beaten a lot.


    In addition to learning martial arts from the instructor, Li Tiezhu has also learned the basic martial arts course bought in the system. Recently, he has fallen in love with a new thing - Parkour. After all, Cheng Dalong is also the ancestor of Parkour. Li Tiezhu is getting started.


    Therefore, the other party just had a small flaw, and Li Tiezhu naturally ran away.


    Li richen angrily said to Zhen Kai and Wang Jill, "what are you two hiding from? Entangle him and we''ll win together!"


    Zhen Kai: "it''s easy to say. You didn''t see him rush over. It''s more powerful than you."


    Deng Chao said, "I had weak legs at that time. Don''t blame me for my lack of backbone. I''ve seen Li Tiezhu''s fierce. Let''s say, big black bull, you and he may not be his opponents. Let''s try not to separate."


    Li richen refused: "he doesn''t look strong."


    Deng Chao: "he is strong. I heard what Xiangjiang''s friends said. Cheng Dalong likes him because he thinks he is very similar to fan Xiaohuang. What do you think?"


    Wang Jill said, "I''ve heard that Cheng Dalong praises Li Tiezhu when he meets people."


    Li richen: "are all the singers so wild now? Then be careful. He''s really good."


    Yang Baobao said, "it''s all right. We''ve torn two! Moreover, we still have three superpowers."


    Deng Chao: "now it''s like this. We must unite. First of all, I protect the baby. She can''t out, otherwise we won''t have super powers. Zhen Kai and Wang Jill, you two run fast and go ahead to investigate. Li richen hides a little and waits for an opportunity to sneak attack. As long as we kill any of the fawn and iron pillar, we basically win."


    Li richen: "well, what if I''m surrounded by Li Tiezhu and them?"


    Barrage:


    "Big black cow counselled!"


    "Is there no suspense about this?"


    "Three superpowers are too much!"


    "I believe in iron pillars."


    "Having seen the video of Li Tiezhu''s military training and instructor''s fight, I unconditionally believe in serious brother."


    "Why are the five people here gathering so fast?"


    "Li Tiezhu hasn''t found the organization yet!"


    "I''m still touching dolphins over there."


    Yes, lengba, who said to go to find Li Tiezhu, suddenly fell in love with the little dolphin. Touching the slippery dolphin, he forgot his business and asked the dolphin to kiss several.


    Luhani saw that the dolphins were cute and touched them for several times. After a while, he said, "we should go. Don''t let brother Zhu be eliminated, then we''re really finished."


    Lengba recovered: "yes! We have eliminated two teammates."


    Luhani: "let''s go! It doesn''t matter if Chen Chichi and Wang Zulu are eliminated. Anyway, they don''t have much combat effectiveness. It''s important to find an iron pillar."


    Lengba: "I''m not afraid to tear the famous brand. I''m worried about their super ability. Three times!"


    Luhani: "I can''t help it that night. I''ll protect you anyway."


    Barrage:


    "Wow! What a warm deer."


    "Together."


    "They came together unknowingly. Sure enough, they had a good heart."


    "Guan Shuangshuang is no better than lengba?"


    "What''s none of your business with us? I want you to talk more."


    "Luhani doesn''t want to step on two boats, does he?"


    "It''s just a variety show. You really can be crooked..."


    Li richen drifted around Deng Chao and others, found a small passage to hide and prepare for a sneak attack. He hid well. At this time, he was in the stairs of the safe passage, followed by a photographer.


    Li richen took a look. Downstairs were Zhen Kai and Wang Jill, and behind them was Deng Chao protecting Yang Baobao.


    Li richen said to the cameraman''s lens, "when they meet, I''ll detour over, sneak attack and kill one first, and then we''ll win."


    "Is it shameless to play sneak attack when there are many people?"


    A voice sounded, right behind Li richen. He was so frightened that he leaned against the wall and saw Li Tiezhu drinking yogurt at the door of the safety passage.


    Li richen: "are you here to play sneak attack?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''m just lost. They all look the same here. I can''t tell."


    Li richen pointed to the left: "you go that way. We searched from the other side, so your team members should be there."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Li richen: "go quickly."


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t we tear one?"


    Li richen touched his nose and couldn''t be counselled. However, it seems that there is no need to take risks if he has the advantage.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t give him the chance to refuse at all. He grabbed the big black cow''s clothes and pulled them out. Li richen was not prepared for Li Tiezhu''s strength and stumbled at his feet.


    They went out of the safe passage and came to the open space on the second floor to wrestle. Li richen''s weight was dominant, but Li Tiezhu was stronger and faster, which completely confused Li richen''s rhythm.


    If Li Tiezhu hadn''t had the experience of tearing famous brands, Li richen would have hung up long ago.


    Next, Yang Baobao, Deng Chao and others also saw Li richen''s embarrassment and went upstairs to find support.


    Li richen reluctantly held on and shouted, "come on! I can''t hold on."


    In the lounge of the elimination area, Wang Zulu said angrily, "Why me again? I was eliminated from the beginning. Now I''m sure to lose."


    Chen Chichi said calmly, "don''t worry, there are iron pillars. Let me tell you, Li richen met Li Tiezhu, that is, the big black bull met the big rhinoceros! It''s not an order of magnitude."


    Wang Zulu: "but I heard that brother long said he had never taught Li Tiezhu Kung Fu."


    Chen Chichi said with a smile, "no, iron pillars are gifted."


    Drop! Li richen out!


    Chen Chichi: "how''s it going?"


    Wang Zulu jumped up: "the big black cattle have been eliminated. We have another chance!"


    Soon, Li richen came to the door, dressed in rags, with a bare back and a face full of tears and laughter: "I... I was torn off the famous brand for the first time. In addition to the stick in the first season! My clothes were torn off for the second time. I was taller than him. I exercise every day..."


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Wang Zulu: "big rhinoceros! Win the big black bull!"


    Li richen was unhappy: "wait, we still have super powers and more people. We will win.


    Drop! Zhen Kai out!


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha... 3v3!"


    Li richen: "impossible! Li Tiezhu is surrounded by them..."


    The picture was transferred to the venue. First, the picture of Li Tiezhu''s elimination of Li richen was replayed. At that time, Deng Chao and Zhen Kai had run upstairs and were about to come to support. Li Tiezhu grabbed Li richen''s clothes and pulled the whole back and the famous brand down by him, and tore off the famous brand.


    Then, four people surrounded Li Tiezhu on the second floor.


    Li Tiezhu was entangled by Deng Chao and Zhen Kai. He flashed around with absolute strength and flexible steps, and the other two didn''t have a chance to sneak attack. Finally, Li Tiezhu found a chance to run, and ran across the corner not far away.


    Zhen Kai chased up quickly. Then Li Tiezhu killed Zhen Kai from the corner again. With his strength, he tore up Zhen Kai before Deng Chao and their support, and then... Walked away.


    After all, big brands are easy to tear.


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "too strong!"


    Wang Jill: "this... Is terrible!"


    Yang Baobao couldn''t help saying, "who invited him? It''s too unfair!"


    Lengba and Luhani, who were scattered on the other side looking for Li Tiezhu, were also stunned and eliminated Li richen and Zhen Kai? Li Tiezhu cattle one after another!


    Lengba was eager to try: "let''s hurry up and help."


    Luhani grabbed lengba: "no, no, no, no! Let''s know ourselves a little. Don''t make trouble. He can win alone. If we work together, I can protect myself at most. You''re enough. He has to be distracted to protect you."


    Lengba nodded, "that makes sense! What shall we do?"


    Luhani: "keep walking. Don''t worry. Brother Zhu, you know, Li richen and Zhen Kai are gone. Who else can threaten him? Unless you use super powers."


    Drop!


    The program group broadcast sounded.


    Luhani was startled. Won''t the crow mouth?


    Lengba also stopped.


    Radio: drop! Twenty minutes later, Yang Baobao won the first super power - resurrecting one guest from both sides.


    One from each side? not so bad.


    Drop! Li richen is resurrected, Chen Chichi is resurrected.


    Li richen choked up: "I don''t believe it."


    Chen Chichi: "what''s the matter? Despise me? Revive me and don''t revive Wang Zulu?"


    Zhen Kai: "obviously Zulu is much more effective than you. You are a moving target! No, it''s a creeping target!"


    Wang Zulu rolled with laughter and squirmed.


    Here, Li Tiezhu also wanted to fight back. As a result, three people across the street escaped. Li Tiezhu didn''t chase after them. At the corner of a staircase, he met lengba and Luhani strolling around with dolls.


    Lengba held up the doll: "look! Is it cute?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t run around, follow me and be careful to be eliminated."


    Luhani: "brother Zhu is mighty! Protect me. I was born to be your man, and death to be your dead man."


    Lengba: "


    Grab my lines! Why don''t you stay together!

 Chapter 343

    Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani and said, "don''t take the handle."


    Lengba laughed, hahaha, this is called congenital advantage!


    Luhani was at a loss. Why did this woman stay cute and indulge? You scared me! What exactly is your variety show? Remember? It''s cute!


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t laugh. Should we find the resurrected Chen Chichi first now?"


    Luhani: what are you looking for him for


    Lengba: "he''s just a war scum! It''s most important for us to protect ourselves."


    Li Tiezhu said, "can you use him as a shield? He''s so fat and wide..."


    Luhani: eh? That makes sense


    Lengba suddenly said, "but didn''t the program team let Yang Baobao win?"


    Luhani: "ah? Hahaha... Not necessarily!"


    Can you say that, sister? Li Tiezhu is still here! Let the flying guests know, and we lose! Besides, she doesn''t have to win the last round!


    Lengba felt it later and stuck out her tongue.


    Li Tiezhu''s IQ is declining now. He doesn''t feel much. He said, "sister, how can you think like this? If all the variety shows follow the script routine of the director group, it''s boring! I tell you, we all have scripts for ha ha ha, infinite challenge and mushroom house, but we never follow the script! That''s why the effect is so good. Look, How can such a good variety show "gallop" be completely based on the script? You really despise this program and are unprofessional! "


    Lengba was completely stunned. Am I unprofessional? Each issue is strictly in accordance with the script, okay?


    Who is like you, a runaway wild dog!


    Luhani can only smile awkwardly. I''ve been to many variety shows. Each variety show is different! I can''t refute you when you suddenly pull it so high!


    The program team did not delete this paragraph, which is a good thing! It helps to improve the reputation of "gallop".


    But then, it''s time for the director group to sit in the wax.


    How to control it?


    "Brother Zhu! Brother Zhu! I''m here!"


    Chen Chichi shakes his fat body and runs over. He plunges into Li Tiezhu''s arms. He looks at lengba straight, and Luhani laughs.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t push away for a moment. The goods are really heavy!


    Chen chiequatoria: "brother Zhu, I''ve all died once. I died last time because you didn''t save me. Next, you have to protect me."


    Luhani: "now we are 4v4. People still have super powers."


    Chen chiequatoria: "super power once every 20 minutes. Let''s go sneak attack now, so that they can''t last for the next 20 minutes. Understand? The farther back, the more passive we are!"


    It has to be said that Chen pangzi was better at cunning, so four people were killed under the leadership of Chen pangzi.


    In an open area, Chen Chichi found Li richen and Deng Chao on the second floor and said:


    "Have the ability to come down and fight alone!"


    Deng Chao said, "why should we compete with you alone? We are a big famous brand, and we have super ability. Won''t it smell good to wait another 20 minutes?"


    Chen Chichi turned to stimulate Li richen: "big black cow, you are too ashamed. You have the ability to come down and fight with Li Tiezhu!"


    Li richen: "I fought alone. I lost. What''s wrong with me? Ha ha ha!"


    Chen Chichi scratched his head: "what should I do? They really counselled! They counselled as soon as they saw me. Really... Reputation is outside!"


    Lengba: "brother Chi Chi, why don''t you go up and pick all of them."


    Chen Chichi: "no, no, no! I don''t like bullying the weak. Let the deer and iron pillar go. I''ll protect you."


    Lengba: "I''d better forget it with them. I''ll be killed with you sooner or later."


    With that, lengba, Li Tiezhu and Luhani rushed up the stairs in an instant. Chen Chichi smiled cheaply. I like to sit and reap the benefits. Go ahead!


    After a while, there was a cry of chicken flying and dog jumping upstairs. Chen Chichi tasted a bottle of yogurt and laughed.


    Then, Li richen rushed downstairs and tore Chen Chichi in place.


    Chen Chichi almost choked: "I just resurrected. I haven''t finished a bottle of yogurt yet. You... Immoral!"


    Li richen: "yes, you''re right. Li Tiezhu, go to the lounge."


    Chen Chichi: "hello? I suspect you''re humiliating me!"


    Li richen: "no doubt, I''m humiliating you!"


    Drop! Chen Chichi out!


    Drop! Deng Chao out!


    Drop! Wang Jill out!


    Li richen was stunned: "what''s the matter? Didn''t they run first?"


    Yang Baobao, who followed Li richen, was even more confused: "how do I know? I''ve been following brother Chen all the time..."


    Li richen: "it must be Li Tiezhu again!"


    In fact, Li richen loved him, or he was too afraid of Li Tiezhu''s core strength, so that he had an illusion.


    Screen playback.


    When Li richen and Yang Baobao rushed downstairs to Chen Chichi, Luhani resolutely shouted, "one for two! One for two!"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and then reacted. He chased Deng Chao who fled to the left, and Luhani ran after the newcomer Wang Jill, one left and one right. Lengba weighed it up and decided to follow Li Tiezhu. After all, she is her own master!


    When lengba ran out of breath, Li Tiezhu had controlled Deng Chao''s hands. Yes, Li Tiezhu held Deng Chao''s hands in one hand and held them high above his head. The famous brand on his back was completely exposed.


    And Li Tiezhu''s other hand is digging nose excrement.


    Deng Chao smiled awkwardly: "pillar! Brother Zhu! You''re going too far. You control me and dig nose shit. I''ve never been so humiliated. I tell you, I''m a 10 billion film Emperor..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Xingye asked me to be the man in the next film. What he said, am I coming soon?"


    Deng Chao: "that''s even worse. You and I are brothers in the division! Besides, we are a team, right? Good brothers, we can''t kill each other..."


    He can''t say four ha directly here. He can only ask each other politely.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you have a certain truth, but..."


    Deng Chao: "but what?"


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    Li Tiezhu: "but sister lengba hasn''t torn the famous brand. Can you take care of the captain?"


    Deng Chao has been torn: "can I refuse now?"


    Lengba held Deng Chao''s famous brand music and opened flowers: "ha ha... I tore the famous brand, Ouye!"


    Li Tiezhu said to Deng Chao, "I really don''t blame me. I want to talk to you again, but girls are easy to be nervous, you know?"


    Deng Chao roared, "so, blame me? I was caught and stimulated to lengba! I''m sorry?"


    Li Tiezhu and lengba waved to Deng Chao who was taken away by the man in Black:


    "Sayannara..."


    On the other hand, Luhani, who was very fast, directly chased King Jill and tore away his brand that had not become bigger. It can be said that the experience of the past two years has made the deer round and stronger.


    The picture goes back to Li richen and Yang Baobao.


    Yang Baobao said, "let''s encircle them! Kill a Luhani or lengba first."


    Li richen resolutely refused: "let''s retreat, find a place to hide and wait for the next superpower. Let me tell you, I can''t do Li Tiezhu alone, and you can''t do lengba alone. Don''t argue. Lengba is fierce! Let alone a cunning deer."


    Finally, the two chose to hide.


    Barrage skin:


    "When the iron pillar goes out, there is no grass!"


    "It''s said that Luhani and lengba fry CP. why do I think Li Tiezhu and lengba are more suitable?"


    "With a face!"


    "Meow ~"


    (just because of this barrage, Li Tiezhu went home and pressed song Zhuer. After a heavy punishment, Zhu Er didn''t admit it. Finally, he found that it was a good thing smashed by a rabbit. Fortunately, it didn''t attract attention.)


    "Iron pillar! Regiment destroy them!"


    "With this fool? Does he deserve it?"


    "Ask the unlimited challenge men''s gang to see if my iron pillar is worthy!"


    "If I don''t say anything else, I''ll fight for unlimited challenges. I won''t lose."


    "Run, it depends on the director..."


    "Lengba is the most beautiful!"


    "Big baby is so beautiful!"


    There is no mistake. The director of gallop bar is really too involved, because he can''t play without intervention. Unlike unlimited challenges, gallop should follow the established script.


    But the director and producer of unlimited challenge can play too much. You can play as you like. I can get you back with a "skill".


    Not to say who is good or who is bad, they are all national variety shows, and naturally each has its own advantages.


    Moreover, they are all variety shows born in Bangzi country. The permanent guests are first-class variety artists in China, but one thing we have to admit is that the directors with unlimited challenges are cheaper.


    Soon, another twenty minute node arrived.


    Drop! Yang Baobao gains the second super ability - Resurrection ability, which can resurrect a member of your side.


    That''s too much.


    The last time the superpower was resurrected by one person on each side. Now the second is resurrected by one''s own side. If the other side doesn''t resurrect, won''t it be resurrected by one''s own side next time?


    Therefore, the competition itself is unfair.


    But how can there be absolute fairness in this world? There are still high and low in this venue.


    Lengba duzui: "resurrected again..."


    Luhani: "normal, don''t be afraid! We have iron pillars."


    Li Tiezhu said: "this time, I can tear them up and resurrect a person. It''s not terrible. That is, I''m worried that the program director asked us not to find them again..."


    That''s right. In those ten minutes, Li Tiezhu and others were strolling around, watching the aquarium and eating ice cream. They didn''t seriously look for people at all, because the director of the program group stipulated that they should not look for people and strive for the length of the program.


    Obviously, Li Tiezhu''s truth will be cut off, but he doesn''t care. He continues: "but, lengba! I don''t believe in evil. I have to win this issue for you!"


    Lengba''s eyes were full of stars.


    Luhani said, "enough is enough for you two. Be careful I tell Matsushita."


    Li Tiezhu: "this round, let the deer seduce us. We ambush. They either revive Deng Chao or Zhen Kai. Who do you think it is?"


    Luhani: "why should I lure the enemy?"


    Lengba: "it must be brother Chao. He has a big coffee. Yang Baobao and Li richen must give him face."


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s easy. Deng chaosan is disabled and easy to tear."


    Lengba: "roar ~"


    Then they saw Deng Chao running out. Li richen and Yang Baobao hurried to meet him.


    Luhani suddenly said, "look at this posture. The next super ability is to eliminate the people on our side. It may be iron pillars! We are too weak. So... Brother Zhu, we should kill two of them before elimination."


    On the other side, Deng Chao''s first sentence when he saw Li richen was: "in this program, Li Tiezhu is invincible. We have to find a way to kill him first."


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 Chapter 344

    Soon, the two groups met again. Li Tiezhu and Deng Chao are downstairs and upstairs.


    Deng Chao first shouted, "what''s up? Why don''t we sit down and talk?"


    Luhani: about what? About how to kill us


    Deng Chao: "it''s OK to talk about poetry, songs and Fu."


    Luhani said, "let''s tear it directly. How about it? Don''t hide."


    Deng Chao: "wait a minute, let''s discuss it."


    Lengba also asked in a low voice, "are you sure? Brother Lu?"


    Luhani said, "is this something you are sure or not? You have to go if you are not sure. Are they waiting for a superpower? Besides, what are you afraid of with brother Zhu? We are not empty whether 3v3 or 1v1."


    Li Tiezhu: "then say a hammer, go straight up and do it! Don''t give them a chance to discuss."


    After that, Li Tiezhu rushed up the stairs, Luhani and lengba followed.


    Soon, Yang Baobao''s exclamation came upstairs.


    Because after Li Tiezhu went up, he directly broke through the obstacles of Deng Chao and Li richen and tore Yang Baobao''s famous brand.


    When Luhani and lengba arrived, they were stunned.


    Yang Baobao was obviously angry and couldn''t speak for a moment with her mouth open.


    Deng Chao: "how can you tear a girl? Li Tiezhu, you''ve gone too far."


    Li richen: "yes, how can you bully girls?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I didn''t bully her. I picked all of you alone. As a result, you two big men didn''t protect her."


    Luhani nodded repeatedly and said, "yes! Brother Zhu is OK. Now don''t worry about the third superpower."


    The director''s voice rang out: "repeat this paragraph! This... Li Tiezhu, don''t tear up Yang Baobao. She is today''s protagonist. She didn''t see it when she went out in advance."


    Li Tiezhu: "how? I have a sense of variety! Brother Chao is also very interesting!"


    Luhani burst out laughing. Brother Zhu was really honest and said everything I wanted to say.


    Leng Bala pulled Li Tiezhu''s sleeve.


    Deng Chao knew Li Tiezhu''s temperament and said to the director group, "wait a minute. I''ll talk to Zhu. He knows death reason better..."


    Deng Chao pulled Li Tiezhu aside and said, "this program is different from SiHa, and Yang Baobao is coming back today. Give her some face. Zhu, you can see that big baby doesn''t look like a man with a big belly? You''re so aggrieved today. I''ll help you take care of lengba and never let her be bullied. In addition..."


    "Good!"


    Li Tiezhu is quite straightforward. Just take care of lengba for me.


    Deng Chao didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to promise so quickly. He was stunned. After confirming Li Tiezhu''s attitude, he pushed him back.


    Deng Chao said, "OK! Director, let''s remake this section. Shall iron pillar compete with me and big black bull?"


    Director: "yes."


    Luhani was anxious: "how can I? One to two? When I don''t exist?"


    Deng Chao: "ah, yes, you''re still alive? Two on two."


    Then, Li Tiezhu went downstairs and came back again.


    Before these pictures, of course, will not appear in the main film, and the audience do not know what really happened.


    But Li Tiezhu has the idea that he must win.


    After rushing up for the second time, Li Tiezhu didn''t tear Yang Baobao. He fought with Deng Chao and Li richen. He grabbed Deng Chao in his left hand and pushed Li richen in his right hand. Then Luhani joined in and swam around the edge, sneaking attacks from time to time.


    Yang Baobao and lengba were watching, but they didn''t do it.


    Lengba cheered her teammates excitedly.


    Yang Baobao is still a little embarrassed. Trying to keep smiling is her limit. I finally returned once. Li Tiezhu didn''t give me face twice. I''m so angry!


    But what can we do? She started her career in Xiangjiang. Naturally, she knew Cheng Dalong''s power and didn''t dare to retaliate against Li Tiezhu.


    Prick!


    Half of a famous brand was torn off.


    Li Tiezhu let go, because he almost tore down Luhani''s famous brand in the scuffle.


    "Brother Lu, you quit first. I''m afraid I''ll hurt you by mistake."


    Luhani asked lengba to stick his famous brand a little more, which was also a lingering fear: "it''s dangerous! The pillar kills red eyes. It''s terrible. Even his own people tear it!"


    Lengba is also worried secretly. Can one-on-two master do it?


    I saw Li richen jump up high and reach out from the side to grasp Li Tiezhu''s famous brand. He looked like he was bound to win.


    Li Tiezhu finally waited for the opportunity to roll close to the ground. While avoiding Li richen, he rolled behind Deng Chao, grabbed him, fell to the ground, and then dropped his name card. His action was very natural and unrestrained.


    Drop! Deng Chao out!


    Li richen could only shake his head slightly. His opponent was too strong and terrible. However, we still need hard steel! Or it will be destroyed.


    The two fought again. Li richen obviously fell into the disadvantage and began to retreat.


    Lengba jumped up with excitement: "come on, iron pillar! Whoa whoa!"


    Soon, Li Tiezhu grabbed Li richen''s arm, raised his hand, grabbed the famous brand behind Li richen, and then pulled it hard.


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    Two.


    Yang Baobao suddenly jumped out and tore up Li Tiezhu. She wanted to save Li richen and eliminate Li Tiezhu. Unexpectedly, she was still a little late.


    Drop! Li richen out!


    Drop! Li Tiezhu out!


    Luhani was stunned: "this..."


    The smile on lengba''s face disappeared instantly: "didn''t you say one-on-two? Why did you sneak attack?"


    Yang Baobao was also unhappy and said, "war is not tired of fraud! I have only one left."


    Barrage:


    "North nose is so mean!"


    "People are like their names!"


    "This is too much. If you can sneak attack with one choice, Luhani and lengba here would have killed Yang Baobao."


    "Li Tiezhu is really fierce!"


    "Deng Chao and Li richen were torn twice by Li Tiezhu."


    "Yang Baobao''s people were all torn off by Li Tiezhu alone."


    "Tear it off. Serious brother can''t tear a woman, can he?"


    Who says serious brother doesn''t tear women? See one tear one!


    Li richen and Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything. They hugged each other and were taken away by the man in black.


    Li Tiezhu said to lengba, "come on!"


    I promised to help her win. It seems that I broke my promise and was Yin.


    Lengba nodded silently, her little hand shrank in her coat sleeve, and she had clenched her fist, shit! Dare you kill my master?


    Luhani: "shall we go together?"


    They don''t follow the rules anyway.


    Lengba shook her head: "no! The female guests challenge alone. What''s the matter if you join in?"


    Yang Baobao was still a little empty. When lengba wanted to fight alone, he suddenly felt confident: "OK! No one is allowed to help one-on-one."


    Luhani: "I''m sure I won''t sneak attack. I''ll watch."


    What''s good? Girls tear up famous brand output by roaring. How can it be wonderful?


    Boom!


    Lengba went up and fell.


    Luhani was directly shocked, my God! So fierce?


    The barrage was also startled:


    "Am I watching a wrestling match?"


    "Lengba is too fierce!"


    "Yang Baobao was completely suppressed."


    "Am I the only one who thinks lengba is intentional?"


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    "Where there are women, there is war."


    "Lengba is too much!"


    "It''s shameless for newcomers to bully the old."


    "Lengba is the most beautiful."


    "Lengba, get out! Run away! She''s not welcome!"


    Lengba pressed on Yang Baobao: "baby sister, are you okay? I have great strength!"


    Is this big? That''s pretty big, okay!


    Yang Baobao bared his teeth in pain, but still kept his breath: "it''s okay! I''m okay! Ah -"


    Lengba reached behind Yang Baobao and tore the famous brand, but she "accidentally" pulled her hair.


    In front of lengba, who is tall, has long legs and great strength, Yang Baobao''s struggle seems very futile, but she is not willing to admit defeat, especially not to the agent MC! People surnamed Yang in the entertainment circle are very cruel.


    Luhani''s teeth are sour. It''s torture! Like the golden bell King baby!


    Drop! The third superpower arrives.


    Yang Baobao shouted, "stop, pause. I''ll see what super powers are first."


    Lengba reluctantly let go of her and secretly clenched her teeth. She didn''t want to tear the famous brand. She just ran to beat people, but it wasn''t so obvious. Anyway, I''m new and can''t tear the famous brand. I''m sorry.


    Third superpower: Sniper order, you can snipe and kill a member of the other party at will.


    If lengba were left alone, Yang Baobao would win directly, but now there is a Luhani. Therefore, she can only choose one from two, and she doesn''t have to choose. It''s more sure to eliminate men


    Drop! Luhani out!


    Luhani was relieved and took the initiative to go with the man in black.


    Then it''s time to really decide the outcome. With great strength, lengba kept pushing Yang Baobao against the wall, knocking on the column, falling to the ground, pulling her hair and pushing her knees against her lungs


    Moves emerge in endlessly!


    Lengba was sweating all over and didn''t say a word.


    Yang Baobao screamed all the way, not to force, but to vent. It hurts so much!


    Luhani came to the elimination area, took a bottle of yogurt and drank it. He shook his head slightly at Li Tiezhu and whispered, "it''s great! I''m afraid to look at it."


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly: "what''s the matter?"


    "It''s one-on-one."


    "Ang."


    "Isn''t it just a single fight? Anyway, forget it... You''ll ask lengba later."


    "What?"


    A few minutes later.


    Drop!


    The game is over.


    Lengba smiled and led Yang Baobao into the elimination area. Yang Baobao was unkempt and looked very embarrassed.


    The guests were curious: "who won?"


    Director: "three, two, one, turn around!"


    Lengba and Yang Baobao turn around together.


    The famous brand behind lengba has disappeared, but she smiles happily.


    Yang Baobao won, but her smile was far fetched.


    When the program was broadcast, the picture was replayed. Lengba suppressed Yang Baobao in the whole process, but she couldn''t tear off the famous brand. Finally, when Yang Baobao fought back crazily, she was lucky to catch lengba''s famous brand.


    In fact, Yang Baobao knew that she really couldn''t stand the pain, so she went crazy, because if she didn''t tear off lengba, the woman would still hold her down.


    Next, it''s the gift giving and welcome ceremony. By the way, I also reviewed some pictures of Yang Baobao''s birth and recovery. She has completely recovered after three months of birth.


    Li Tiezhu and lengba are not interested in this, but just watch silently.


    Soon, the program recording was completely over. We went to Xianhezhuang to eat hot pot. Chen Chichi invited us.


    Lengba and Li Tiezhu are in a car. In the car, lengba suddenly holds Li Tiezhu''s hand and whispers, "master, I beat the woman for five or six minutes to help you get revenge. If it weren''t for the program, I''d flatten her chest!"

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    Li Tiezhu: "just because she attacked me? No!"


    Lengba: "of course! If she dares to bully you again, I''ll concave her chest! No, I''ll help her in case of swelling!"


    Li Tiezhu covered his face.


    Lengba said again, "or silica gel explodes! Her nose is fake, and I don''t know her chest. Try it."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you do this to her, does she know? Are you not afraid that she will target you next?"


    "What are you afraid of? She can''t beat me again. As long as she dares to bully me, I''ll find a chance to beat her. I was a little upset before, but now I figure it out. The program team is obviously biased. What else do I expect? Just find the venue myself."


    "Your program is too disharmonious."


    "How can two women in one program be harmonious? Do you have any misunderstanding about women?"


    "That''s right!"


    The hot pot in the evening was very high. Ten guests were full of interest, talking and laughing, but most of the scenes were Kung Fu. This kind of dinner is called entertainment.


    After the party, Li Tiezhu flew back to Kyoto all night. Lengba was with him. She said she wanted songzhu''er.


    This excuse should not be too false.


    At one o''clock in the morning, the living room on the second floor of the villa.


    Songzhuer yawned, looked at lengba who came in with the box, rubbed his eyes, and said, "Why are you here?"


    Lengba: "I beat Yang Baobao''s legs blue today. Let''s share it with you."


    "Really? Tell me."


    "It''s not true, but I saw seven or eight bruises when I changed my clothes. Ha ha! That''s the case..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored them and put down his suitcase to take a bath.


    After taking a bath, Li Tiezhu saw a similar scene. Pine and bamboo in pajamas fell asleep on the sofa again, with one leg still on the back of the sofa.


    Li Tiezhu: "another shock?"


    Lengba shrugged: "ang! When I was talking about pushing Yang Baobao''s lungs with her knees, she was almost out of breath with laughter, and then she burped and lay down. I thought she had a myocardial infarction!"


    Li Tiezhu: "normal. Sometimes she can sleep with her."


    Lengba frowned: "really? Don''t know how to enjoy!"


    Li Tiezhu took songzhu''er back to the bedroom and covered it. Then, the fragrant and soft lengba deceived him, like a fire.


    "Let''s go to the guest bedroom."


    "Don''t! Let erha know that he will be jealous."


    "This..."


    "Just as the saying goes, solo music is not as good as public music!"


    "What?"


    "Wow! Hey..."


    "Hiss! Sister, why don''t you take off your makeup first?"


    "What are you afraid of? Red dots are red dots."


    "No! This hot pot is a little spicy!"


    "Oh, I''ll get a bottle of yogurt."


    "Ah?"


    In the middle of the night, songzhuer got up vaguely and found a man and a woman doing something around him. He murmured, "aren''t you sleepy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Lengba: "I usually go to bed late and get up late. I''m used to it."


    Matsushita: "then I''m not sleepy, sister lengba. Please give way."


    After the initial freshness, songzhu''er is a little tired of lengba. I know that if you don''t cry, you don''t think about this or that. Your house has no rope or candles.


    Songzhuer sighed that women are trouble!


    However, after all, they are comrades in arms who jointly resist the evil forces. If they are annoyed, there should be some cooperation, which is called duty.


    The three people stayed for two days without skin or face. Lengba left and went to the South China Sea to record the new issue of "run away". It is said that they will record two issues in a row this time.


    Songzhuer also went to shoot an advertisement. It''s a cosmetics advertisement. She''s the spokesperson.


    When Li Tiezhu was ready to go back to the dormitory, Zhang Xiaomeng came and brought Li Tiezhu''s two endorsement contracts, huami and Adidas.


    Huami mobile phone has many spokesmen, most of whom are traffic idols, but Li Tiezhu''s share is different.


    Zhang Xiaomeng gave Li Tiezhu a brand endorsement, that is, he spoke not only for mobile phones, but also for computers, new films, communication systems, etc. the price is also very fragrant.


    Huami has 28 million in two years and teddy Dazs has 45 million in three years.


    The contract has been almost negotiated. Now it depends on Li Tiezhu''s opinion. If you agree, you can sign it immediately.


    Li Tiezhu invited Zhang Xiaomeng in for tea.


    In fact, it was Zhang Xiaomeng who made tea himself, but Li Tiezhu wouldn''t. He just roughly turned over the contract drafting.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I know huami. I''m using it myself. What''s Teddy? I think it''s an American company. What do you do?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "don''t you watch sports programs? Don''t you know Teddy Dazs, which makes sports equipment?"


    "I don''t know! Is it famous? I only know that the puma cat endorsed by Zheng Yanzi and domestic Huili or something."


    "Like puma, but more famous than it."


    "Oh! That doesn''t speak."


    "Why? Their family is famous. Our cooperation is a win-win situation."


    "Do not want to cooperate, do not like foreign brands, let''s speak for national brands."


    "You... Well, I''ll talk to Anta again and show them Teddy''s contract. It shouldn''t be a big problem. Have you made a rule? You don''t endorse except Chinese brands, right?"


    Li Tiezhu was serious: "ang! Why sell things for foreigners?"


    "All right. Ziliu ~" after drinking a cup of hot tea, Zhang Xiaomeng lit a cigarette and said, "another thing, I watched the soldier assault you wrote, watched it for the company''s senior management, and consulted some professionals. This TV play..."


    Li Tiezhu leaned forward: "hmm?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "shoot! I must shoot! Others don''t know. Anyway, I cried. This is the TV play that men should play. How did you think of it?"


    Li Tiezhu began to talk nonsense: "ah! In fact, I had a military dream since I was a child. If I hadn''t participated in the program, I wouldn''t have been admitted to college, and then I would have been a soldier... Of course, I met two great instructors during military training and listened to a lot of their stories..."


    "With so much professional knowledge, how can you? Although it is an old technology more than ten years ago..."


    "I asked Lao Wu, who is the instructor of military training. They are special forces, and Lao Wu is a sergeant. He has joined the army for more than ten years and knows everything. He has also fought drug dealers in Myanmar and the Middle East."


    "Wow! Awesome!"


    "At present, the company is preparing a TV play. Are you really going to do it yourself, director?"


    "Try it."


    "Can you do the script and the mirror? I''ll find two for you?"


    "It''s inconvenient. I go to school. Besides, I know a photographer in the director department. I''ll ask him if he can help."


    "OK, let''s get the first draft first. No, let''s find some professionals to change it."


    "Yes."


    "Last question, you have too much business in the company, and it''s a little difficult for you to don''t need an assistant. Therefore, the company didn''t ask for your opinions, and is going to set up a personal studio for you to deal with your business, which is more convenient."


    "What is a personal studio?"


    "I''ll explain to you for a few hours. In short, it''s to serve you alone. It''s called ''penguin Li Tiezhu studio''. That''s to tell you, there''s nothing else?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng took a few more sips of tea and put away the contract.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. What can I do for you?


    Zhang Xiaomeng put the information in her bag and was ready to leave.


    He is busy now. Zhao Liya and Justin are very good recently. Liu Xiaohua needn''t say so many people are shaking her tiktok. Yang Xiaoyue is also getting hot because he is taking part in the new program "create 11". There are too many things to be dealt with.


    "By the way, brother Meng."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly remembered a call he received yesterday.


    Zhang Xiaomeng cast an inquiring look.


    Li Tiezhu said: "yesterday, Mr. Hong Bo, the director of the original super good voice, called me."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "what does he want you to do? Good voice, this season is over. He wants you to be next year''s mentor?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "he is no longer a good voice. He said he was going to mango station to create a new music competition program called" I am a singer ". He wanted me to go, and I said to discuss it with you."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "new program? Why doesn''t he contact me directly?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he said he didn''t know you, he knew me."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "wait, I''ll call him back and find out the program first, and then see if it''s suitable for you."


    After that, Zhang Xiaomeng hurried away.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu is not very selective about variety shows, and Hong Bo calls in person. It''s hard to refuse. He now goes to variety shows purely to make money and play. For Li Tiezhu, who is energetic, recording variety shows is really not tired, especially the mushroom house, which is the most relaxed and comfortable.


    After seeing off Zhang Xiaomeng, Li Tiezhu fed the cat, locked the door, and drove songzhuer''s small sports car to school.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t like cars and doesn''t understand cars. Therefore, he always thinks that songzhuer is very diligent and thrifty. He only buys this two seat car when buying a car. The ceiling is still soft and must be very affordable.


    But the car is not very practical. If songzhuer asks for his advice, Li Tiezhu must say to buy Wuling Hongguang. If the atmosphere doesn''t say, the thief can pull it.


    Speaking of, Matsushita''s requirements for cars are really not high among stars, so he bought this small sports car with a million.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu came to the school. Because he was still on holiday, there were few people at the school gate.


    Two soft China.


    The guard uncle put Li Tiezhu''s car in and said he would find a way to get him a parking permit so that he could go in and out at will.


    Li Tiezhu found a parking space next to the dormitory and stopped. As soon as he got off the bus, he saw sun Xixi waving to him with a hot water pot.


    "Here, here! The dog can say oh, it''s cool to be a star!"


    Sun Xi Xi made a half circle around the car and made no secret of his envious eyes.


    Li Tiezhu: "songzhuer''s car is poorly adjusted and uncomfortable. Shooter, why are your eyes full of blood?"


    "Stay up late!"


    "Advertising?"


    "No! The latest ones have been pushed. Didn''t you send me that one two days ago? I''m so fascinated! I tell you, you must find me in this play! Otherwise, I don''t recognize you as a brother."


    Sun Xi said fiercely.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "when did we become brothers? Our relationship hasn''t reached that stage yet?"


    Sun Xixi took Li Tiezhu on his shoulder and went to the dormitory: "sooner or later! Let''s go. I''ll show you some sub lenses and scene designs I drew..."

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    Sun Xixi took Li Tiezhu to his dormitory. There was no one in the dormitory.


    He went to the toilet in a hurry, ran out and wiped his hands on his roommate''s towel, turned out a stack of split lens manuscripts and said, "how''s it? Do you feel it? There are war scenes, I''ll find it for you... Here! Is it handsome?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you didn''t wash your hands."


    Sun Xixi: "I wiped my hand. Look at this. Is it handsome?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... I don''t know much about split mirrors. I can draw without a script?"


    "This is called the atmosphere map. This is called the setting map. It''s different. Forget it, let''s write the script together. How about dividing the mirror and I''ll draw it. When you''re the director, I''ll do photography, OK?"


    "I have no problem, but I''m afraid your level is not good."


    "I''ve made a TV play, okay? Although it''s very hot eyes, it''s not my pot. Believe me, I''m absolutely satisfied with you. With my skills, I promise to serve you comfortably."


    "Try it first. I really can''t write a script."


    "Hey! It can definitely be done. Together, we are invincible!"


    "But I have one condition. Remember to wash your hands when you go to the bathroom."


    "I see! Wash your hands before and after defecation."


    "No, just because you are a shooter, others don''t have to be so deliberate."


    "Are you special..."


    Li Tiezhu is now at a low IQ and will not consider other people''s feelings. Fortunately, sun Xixi is also an open-minded person. He doesn''t mind at all. If he is not open-minded, he can''t wipe his hands with his roommate''s face towel.


    At this moment, Li Tiezhu would not have thought that this was another historic moment after he accompanied Qin Tao to super good voice. Since then, the devil combination that swept the whole Chinese film world in the future has first appeared ferocious.


    During the last three days of the National Day holiday, Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi worked together in the dormitory. Although the script has not been started, they have figured out many links of the soldier assault.


    First of all, the original background of the times does not need to be changed. That special era has a sense of the times and appeal. China''s military take-off began from that era.


    Secondly, Li Tiezhu''s performance of Xu Sanduo is not good enough, and his temperament is a little poor. Therefore, the character image needs to be slightly changed to highlight his naive temperament, and Li Tiezhu has to lose weight.


    Finally, the investment in this play does not have to be too much, but the good steel is used on the blade, the actors should choose the most suitable, and the shooting site should be a real military camp. These equipment are also the same and strive to be realistic.


    In addition, Li Tiezhu also admired sun Xixi''s level.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu can''t judge by himself. He always tells Zhang Xiaomeng what sun Xixi painted and his suggestions, and Meng will find a real leader in the industry to evaluate. The conclusion is that sun Xixi is a really talented photographer who can always design the picture properly. Although he is still young, his biggest feature is real and concise.


    Therefore, at noon on the last day of the holiday, when Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi were eating in the canteen, Li Tiezhu suddenly looked at Sun Xixi:


    "I want you."


    "Poof - don''t you have pines and bamboos? I can do that?"


    "Ah? What? Jill? You think beautifully! I mean, my studio wants you, the one signed, and you will be the film and television director of my studio in the future. The fixed salary is 100000 a month, excluding bonus. There are shooting tasks, and the price is calculated separately."


    "Cough, cough..."


    "What''s the matter?"


    "It''s all right, but happiness comes too suddenly. As a singer, what do you want the film and television director to do? Shoot MV?"


    "Make a movie."


    Sun Xixi was stunned, as if he thought Li Tiezhu was joking.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to one side of the canteen. You are the poster of Zhang Tiezhu''s "God of medicine".


    Sun Xixi spit out the rice in his mouth and said, "are you going to develop into a film in the future? Don''t sing? Also, otherwise, what are you doing in Beidian?"


    "No delay. Soldier assault is a test, and I have a better screenplay."


    "Really? Do you... See my level?"


    Although sun Xixi was excited, he was still a little confused. It''s reasonable to say that Li Tiezhu''s network resources can''t see him? Just let the boss introduce some senior old people.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m easy-going. Your level is... Good. But I prefer tacit understanding. Tacit understanding, understand? It''s convenient communication. Sometimes I can''t say clearly what I think in my head, but it''s very important for you to understand."


    I can''t help it. It''s rare to meet such a good animal.


    Li Tiezhu has a system, which is basically equivalent to taking photos, but he can''t draw, so he can only dance and describe it to sun Xixi. Many times, he still can''t express his meaning, but Sun Xixi can get it right away.


    For example, Xu Sanduo''s dress at the beginning, Yuan Lang''s dual character, and Chengcai''s self-made sniper gun.


    Li Tiezhu thought over and over again and thought that tacit understanding was more important than ability, so he made this decision.


    Sun Xixi was not angry. He turned to the canteen and added two meat dishes. He came back and sat down to eat haisai. When will the shooting start


    Li Tiezhu: "my agent said that it could be coordinated in three or four months. Money is a small matter, mainly because it is difficult to borrow military bases and equipment."


    "OK! In three months, we''ll polish the script. You can go if you have variety shows and commercial performances. I''ve pushed all my private orders. I promise to come up with a perfect sub lens manuscript and shooting plan within three months."


    "OK! Is the double cooked pork delicious?"


    "A little tired."


    "I''ll have another one, too."


    "No! You have to lose weight! You can''t eat too greasy."


    In addition to the tacit understanding, the two have something in common, both can eat.


    The next day, the long holiday was over.


    The animals of the performance department are back in hot water again. Class and program scheduling are second. It''s mainly that they get up at 6:30 every morning to practice morning exercises. They really can''t afford to hurt. According to director Lu Bo, morning exercises will last until the end of their junior year.


    On Thursday night, the lights went out.


    How can we cut the candles in the west window, but it''s the night language of Sao stick.


    Wang Xiaokai said, "I can''t stop nagging! You''re warm. Every morning Leng Jill would get up and practice tongue twisters and poetry recitation. I''ll practice your mother selling hemp skin! No, I didn''t intend to take the variety show. I took it, even if the money was less... It''s a day to go out. I''m clear in the contract. I''m not allowed to record programs on weekends!"


    Li Tiezhu laughed: "Ju Chang, your attitude is afraid to humiliate our alma mater after graduation the next day."


    Wang Xiaokai: "just throw it away. I''d better save my energy (work hard) ha! I just don''t think of it early. I''m still developing. I still need to ensure a good sleep time."


    Wu Lei also said, "I can''t afford it. The dog said that Lu Bo is really a little level, but I... Am still developing."


    Li Zhixuan: "what? Big tongue play, you also took the variety show?"


    Wu Lei: "get out! Call me again and play with my tongue. I''ll pee on your dog and say it."


    Li Zhixuan: "come and see who urinates yellow."


    Wu Lei: "please, don''t compare with you, a uremic. I didn''t take variety shows, but I took two plays. Hey!"


    Li Zhixuan: "the director said that in principle, it is not allowed to ask for leave to shoot during school!"


    Wu Lei: "that''s for ordinary students like you, me and songzhuer, and Li Tiezhu. It''s impossible not to let us take the play. If we don''t take the play for two or three years, our influence will come down, and the influence of the school will be lost. Don''t you think songzhuer has asked for a week''s leave? It''s not filming, but advertising. Don''t you say it''s annoying?"


    Indeed, as the monitor, songzhuer took the lead in asking for leave and shooting a series of advertisements for cosmetics. There were four in total, one in spring, summer, autumn and winter. After shooting for more than ten days, songzhuer shouted that Li Tiezhu had gone to visit the class.


    Li Zhixuan: "I envy you who become famous when you are young. Unlike me, you only have money."


    Wu Lei: "shit! I''ll tell you Jill!"


    Li Zhixuan said again, "big tongue play?"


    Wu Lei: "get out!"


    Li Zhixuan smiled twice and shouted Li Tiezhu: "pillar, Han PI! I heard the shooter say you really want to make a TV play? Leave me a role!"


    Li Tiezhu: "stay, you play Gan Xiaoning."


    Li Zhixuan: "Ouye! There''s finally a play to play. I''ll register a brokerage company later. How much does it cost? Is 30 million enough?"


    Wu Lei: "hammer, your dog''s old Versailles, just go to golhos and register one. Han PI, prepare a role for me, too? I''m very good at acting."


    Wang Xiaokai also came to the spirit: "and Lao Tzu!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you''re not suitable. I don''t have a handsome pot in this play."


    Li Zhixuan thought he was also handsome: "then how can I have a play?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you play an ordinary person. You are so ordinary that you can''t be any more ordinary. I look at the whole entertainment circle. You are the most ordinary."


    Li Zhixuan was quite proud: "have vision!"


    Li Tiezhu thought, mainly because your family has money, so the film pay can be very cheap. The other two, ha ha... Filming is more expensive than Lao Tzu!


    Wang Xiaokai said, "Hey! By the way, Li Tiezhu, I recorded variety shows at the end of the month. I was a regular guest for the first time. You can help me support the hall. The main purpose is to give other guests a blow."


    Li Tiezhu: "let the program team talk to my agent about the one hundred and fifty thousand issue."


    Wang Xiaokai: "day! It''s more expensive than Lao Tzu."


    Li Zhixuan said, "you are not pure. What do you care about money? The dream driven performing arts circle depends on feelings."


    Wu Lei: "you know a hammer!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hagir!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "criticize people! Doze off! Don''t put on the dragon''s gate array."


    As always, Li Zhixuan can always kill the harmonious and happy chat atmosphere and let everyone sleep in time.


    The next day, Friday.


    After the afternoon class, Li Tiezhu drove to a photography base, and the visiting class was still working hard to shoot songzhu''er''s cosmetics advertisement.


    Because it is a foreign first-line brand, the shooting quality requirements are even comparable to films, resulting in an unusually slow shooting progress. If it hadn''t been for the money, songzhuer''s professional ethics could not have been so solid. She would have scolded her mother and lifted the table. She hasn''t done much of this.


    Li Tiezhu ate a portion of Kanto cooking and smiled in sister Zhuang''s eyes: "Hello, sister Zhuang! Where''s bamboo?"


    Sister Zhuang didn''t speak. She smiled and took Li Tiezhu inside.


    Li Tiezhu came to the studio, passed through the busy staff, saw pine bamboo, and then took a bite of fish ball: "Wow! This is the legendary romance?"


    I saw a handsome man with melancholy temperament, holding a bunch of red roses, kneeling on one knee in front of pine and bamboo, saying something.

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    This scene has already attracted a large group of staff. They don''t dare to surround directly, so they watch the excitement not far away.


    Everyone knows that the famous flowers of pine and bamboo have their own owners. It''s strange today. There''s also a suitor.


    Which rich second generation?


    Girls are unhappy. What do you look at? I don''t even know Chen ruxuan? Kyushu male number two!


    Anyway, it''s time to rest. The director and producer are concentrating on the film, and everyone is happy to be lazy.


    Here, songzhu''er looked at the man in front of him.


    The handsome man dressed up in a trendy white suit, holding flowers in his hands and said: "... You know I''m not a very talkative person, Zhu Er, I think you''re very good, just like... Like billiards and billiards clubs are a pair. You''re the white ball in my eyes, especially white and flawless..."


    The pine and bamboo son with a single horsetail tilted his head: "Chen ruxuan, is billiards slock?"


    As soon as Chen ruxuan was excited, did he finally have a common topic with me? Has she started to pay attention to my hobbies, too? Did God open his eyes? Ah! My goddess is so cute!


    His face suddenly turned red and said:


    "No, no, no! Slock is billiards, but billiards is not necessarily slock. Just like actors must be artists, but artists are not necessarily actors. Do you understand what I say? In short, I like you!"


    Songzhuer pursed: "no, I just want to know if slock is really that fun?"


    Chen ruxuan: "it''s fun! It''s fun! It''s not too tired, but it can exercise and train people''s concentration and thinking ability."


    Matsushita: "right? Then I''ll do it all at home. I usually play slock when I''m free."


    Chen ruxuan: "Wow, wow! I''ll teach you."


    Songzhu''er raised his head and fantasized: "Tiezhu has always loved sports. He must like it."


    Chen ruxuan: "hum?"


    The onlookers took a breath one after another. Pine and bamboo are really cruel characters! Face to face humiliation? People are so sincere, you raise your hand and slap in the face? Not right?


    "Do you know which brand of billiard table is good? Recommend it. I''ll buy it online..."


    "Er... This..."


    "You get up first. Give a flower as a proposal. Everyone is looking at us."


    "Unless you accept this bunch of flowers, I won''t get up!"


    "OK, OK! I''ll take it. Get up."


    "Ah! Zhu''er, I like you so much, you know? From the first time I saw you, I thought you were like white rabbit milk candy, which was so sweet that people recalled their childhood..."


    Chen ruxuan was so excited that the first step of the long march was finally successful! Next, invite her to watch movies, eat, go shopping


    Matsushita: "didn''t you just say I look like a white ball? Why did I suddenly change? You are... Not single-minded!"


    Not specific???


    Chen ruxuan can''t understand. Whether it''s like a white ball or a big white rabbit, isn''t it all you? Why not be single-minded?


    Therefore, brain circuits cannot be together if they are not on the same channel.


    Chen ruxuan also explained the similarities between the white ball and the big white rabbit milk candy there. He was so anxious that sweat came out.


    Sister Zhuang gave Li Tiezhu a provocative look, just you? Worthy of my bamboo? She saw you as a blessing in your eighth life. She didn''t bring one for zhu''er when she bought Kanto cooking.


    Never seen such a stingy man!


    Songzhu''er put the flowers at will. Suddenly, he saw Li Tiezhu and ignored what Chen ruxuan said. Suddenly, he smiled, a happy smile.


    Chen ruxuan was stunned, my God! It''s so beautiful!


    "Bamboo son, you are from the sky..."


    "Get up!"


    Song zhu''er pulled open Chen ruxuan, jumped in front of Li Tiezhu, bent his eyes and smiled: "Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu picked a kelp knot and stuffed it into songzhuer''s mouth: "how long will it take?"


    Pine and bamboo bolted, "Hey! There''s another day tomorrow."


    The onlookers were even more interested. Wow, two men took one woman!


    This bridge is bloody enough!


    I like it!


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of soup: "this director is too bad? It takes so long to make an advertisement."


    Songzhuer shrugged and never refuted his man''s words, even if he was wrong.


    Chen ruxuan also knows that songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu are together, but he still chases songzhu''er hard this year. This... Is true love! When he saw Li Tiezhu, he gnashed his teeth and rushed over and said, "what are you doing here?"


    Li Tiezhu genially stretched out his right hand: "my name is Li Tiezhu. I''m a singer."


    Chen ruxuan: "ah! My name is Chen ruxuan... No! Why are you looking for Zhu Er? She works so hard in advertising. Why don''t you always come to see her? Don''t you go to school in Beidian? Don''t tell me you don''t have time."


    Li Tiezhu picked another white gourd and fed it to songzhu''er. He said, "I''m busy. I''m busy in class, writing scripts and arranging programs. I have to play games with Wang Xiaokai in the evening."


    Chen ruxuan: "you don''t have her in your heart!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The atmosphere at the scene was once very embarrassing and tense. The onlookers were sweating for Chen ruxuan. It is well known that Li Tiezhu beat people at a first-class level. With Chen ruxuan''s small body, I was afraid he would go directly to the ICU.


    The women are even more worried about their idols. Don''t always think about pine and bamboo. Come to me and lie flat.


    Sister Zhuang is also afraid of Li Tiezhu''s trouble and is a little nervous.


    Pine bamboo: "Oh! White gourd is delicious."


    Li Tiezhu said, "there are radishes. I''ll find them for you... I found them!"


    Chen ruxuan: "hello? Hello?"


    It was more embarrassing than being beaten. They ignored it.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Hello!"


    Chen ruxuan: "you don''t care about songzhuer at all. You don''t care about her at all. Take care of her. Why are you with her?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know! In fact, I refused at the beginning. She had to fall in love with me. Like a dog skin plaster, she couldn''t get rid of it! I''m so bored!"


    Poof!


    A knife stabbed the heart firmly.


    Chen ruxuan''s stomach surged: "bamboo son, look at what this man said. It''s just... He said you were entangled?"


    Matsushita: "yes! I''m much better than you. I''ll teach you what real entanglement is! Look at you. I''ve been chasing me for a year, but I haven''t made any progress! I''m worried."


    Chen ruxuan was at a loss: "I am sincere, heaven and earth can learn!"


    Songzhu''er said to Li Tiezhu again, "Tiezhu! It was your birthday two days ago. I didn''t have a chance to come back with you. I''m sorry, meimoda! However, I prepared a birthday gift for you, a limited edition Patek Philippe!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what is Patek Philippe?"


    Chen ruxuan: "ah? I''m talking to you. Hello? Zhu Er?"


    Song Zhuer: "hmm? I''ve taken all the flowers. Aren''t you going? Do you want to have dinner together?"


    Chen ruxuan: "that''s OK. Since you sincerely invite..."


    Songzhuer ate the radish, raised his hand around Li Tiezhu''s neck and kissed him directly.


    Boo haw~


    Chen ruxuan''s heart is like a knife. No! Don''t kiss her! Don''t stick out your tongue, Li Tiezhu, you son of a bitch, don''t kiss my goddess! No! Is she... Soft?


    The onlookers also clung to the ground with ten toes, tut tut tut! Terrible!


    Sister Zhuang covered her face directly.


    Songzhu''er took a puff and loosened it: "it''s a watch! I know you don''t like wearing a watch, but if there is an important occasion such as an award ceremony, you can still deal with emergencies."


    After kissing, songzhuer took Kanto to cook himself and ate it. Kissing in public is not a psychological burden for songzhuer.


    After Li Tiezhu''s mental decline, he also had no face and skin, and his face was not red.


    Chen ruxuan: "er..."


    Soon the director came back. He was a foreign director, Mediterranean, wearing a pair of gold wire glasses. He was said to be one of the most powerful directors in Omei fashion circle. He gave a reprimand in English and the staff shrank their necks and returned to their places.


    Songzhuer also stuck out his tongue, boiled Kanto back to Li Tiezhu and mended his makeup.


    The director came to sister Zhuang, nodded slightly, looked at Chen ruxuan angrily and asked in English, "what do you do?"


    Chen ruxuan was a little guilty: "visiting class!"


    The director didn''t say anything. He looked at Li Tiezhu and said a string of English.


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, Mu fan, three grams of oil can get oil?"


    Chen ruxuan said, "he asked why you came. No, he seems to know you."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Then the director opened his arms and hugged him: "Ian perra Lee! I often porridge your music!"


    The last half of the sentence is left footed Chinese.


    Li Tiezhu motionless, nodded and said, "thank you. Do you want to sign?"


    "To..."


    The director took out a wallet, took out the picture of himself and his little girlfriend, asked Li Tiezhu to sign on the back of the picture, and then cheerfully Biao English to Li Tiezhu. While looking at Li Tiezhu up and down, he danced and danced, which could not hide his real admiration.


    What is an international superstar? This is the international superstar!


    Chen ruxuan was more and more shocked. Has Li Tiezhu become so popular? Even the top people in the foreign fashion circle worship? For what?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand at all, so he picked a piece of fish and tofu to eat.


    Finally, the director patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and left. Sister Zhuang also left. She was going to help songzhuer check the shooting.


    Li Tiezhu asked Chen ruxuan, "what did the foreign devil say?"


    Chen ruxuan also looked confused, but he understood: "he said... He liked your clothes and sense of fashion very much. His favorite was the broken yellow rubber shoes in your first program audition, which is now super popular in Europe. He also said that your dress today is also... Bright in front of your eyes and very... Imaginative. He said that he would like to cooperate with you in the future."


    Li Tiezhu gave a sound and seemed to take it for granted.


    Chen ruxuan''s head was as big as a bucket. He carefully looked at Li Tiezhu''s clothes. At his feet were a pair of old-fashioned and explosive plastic flip flops. His lower body was beach pants, revealing thick leg hair. Inside his upper body was a white vest, and outside was a cotton shirt with some broken collars.


    Is this called special fashion?


    If his dress is matched with a Patek Philippe


    Chen ruxuan, dressed in a white suit and white shoes, suddenly felt thunderous and began to doubt life. Doesn''t Zhu Er like me because I''m not fashionable enough?


    Yes!


    She''s a fashion witch!


    Europeans learn from Li Tiezhu''s clothes and recognize his taste, but I think he is earthy. Originally, it''s all my own problems!

 Chapter 348

    Chen ruxuan has taken out his mobile phone and began to search for the popular pair of yellow rubber shoes in Europe and America. Then, he was so stunned that many big brands really quit "Jiefang brand rubber shoes". What''s more terrible is that they still wear old and wear holes, trying to be the same as the pair Li Tiezhu wore at the beginning.


    Many European celebrities and Hollywood stars wear it on the street, and even wear it to the Grammy.


    He can''t understand, but


    This must be the reason why my personal aesthetics is low.


    place an order!


    Buy two pairs first and try it at home.


    After buying shoes, Chen ruxuan looked at the man beside him who made him jealous. He endured it again and again. Finally, he couldn''t bear it: "hello? You and Zhu Er..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I slept."


    Chen ruxuan: "no, I mean what..."


    Li Tiezhu: "she is the first time."


    Chen ruxuan grabbed his hair with both hands: "don''t tell me this! Please be a person!"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "if you don''t ask this, what do you ask? She told me that she was moved after you pursued her for a year."


    "Ah? Really? And then?"


    "Then she said she would kiss me in front of you and let you die early and surpass life."


    "Shit..."


    "Rest in peace, brother! There is no grass at the end of the world. Why fall in love with iron head baby?"


    "I don''t want to discuss this with you. I want to ask you what do you think of fashion? Dressing, fashion and so on."


    Chen ruxuan decided to learn from foreigners to control them. Although it was humiliating, this is the best way to improve his core competitiveness.


    Hum! Feel the iron pillar to cross the river.


    It doesn''t matter. I Chen ruxuan just like zhu''er''s skin bag, not her connotation... Cough! Anyway, I won''t give up.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a long time and found that he didn''t understand what fashion was. He said, "just turn over and over? I don''t understand."


    Chen ruxuan was stunned first, and then suddenly realized that he turned over and over?


    Yes!


    The so-called fashion is a kind of reincarnation. Some people say once every 20 years! Some say ten years. In any case, fashion is the reproduction of classics. Li Tiezhu was really strong.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t you go yet? Don''t you even shoot?"


    Chen ruxuan: "shoot, but Zhu Er said to invite me to dinner."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu is not angry with the so-called rival in love, because he has eaten the fruit of victory, and the other party is just greedy. Therefore, the enemy without threat is not the enemy.


    Then there was a silence, a long, long silence.


    Li Tiezhu took his mobile phone and looked through the books and some materials sent by sun Xixi to his director department.


    Chen ruxuan is holding a mobile phone to make up for fashion knowledge.


    After a long time, Chen ruxuan suddenly looked up: "is it tight?"


    Li Tiezhu: "who?"


    Chen ruxuan''s expression suddenly became more sad, and then said, "I mean yellow rubber shoes... Some people say squeezing feet."


    Li Tiezhu: "tight, or I''ll wear a hole?"


    Finally, songzhu''er finished shooting today''s play, jumped out, took Li Tiezhu and left. Chen ruxuan followed silently until Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er got on a small sports car, he found that there was no place for him at all.


    "Bamboo. You said you invited me to dinner..."


    Chen ruxuan said awkwardly.


    Matsushita: "next time! I''m going home with my man. He hasn''t slept with me for a long time. I''m afraid he''s greedy. Hey, hey..."


    After that, songzhuer stepped on the accelerator and left.


    Chen ruxuan is messy in the wind. Please take protective measures! Please!


    Li Tiezhu, the debris flow in the entertainment circle, has passed through nowhere. Anyway, there are enough people affected by him, not this one.


    On the bus, songzhuer said, "isn''t that man stupid?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fortunately, I can see that he likes you very much. Why don''t you like him?"


    Songzhuer raced all the way: "he said I was like a white ball. Am I so fat?"


    "Do you always say you like to be fat from time to time?"


    "I can say it myself, but others can''t! Hum! Besides, he''s stupid. He''s not as smart as you."


    "Am I smart? I''m afraid you don''t have any misunderstanding about smart."


    When the two returned home, it was another day-to-day communication.


    Just after dinner in the evening, songzhuer received a video call from Liu Xiaohua: "Hello, Xiaohua, you are so popular now. Have you prepared a gift for your sister-in-law?"


    It was dark in the video: "ah..."


    Songzhuer shook his cell phone and thought there was something wrong with his cell phone.


    Li Tiezhu cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks: "listen to this familiar voice, she was beaten. She must have just come home."


    Matsushita: "Oh."


    The scream in the video lasted more than a minute and finally stopped, and a picture also appeared on the screen.


    Liu Xiaohua, with a bald head, blew her nose while lying on the sofa and said to songzhu''er, "sister-in-law, I saved more than 50000 yuan from you. Send it to my mother. Hi... It''s exposed."


    Songzhuer lowered his voice and said, "I didn''t reveal anything. Your brother doesn''t know! How did you expose it?"


    Those are Liu Xiaohua''s tiktok, which is 10 Fen yuan, but not easy. She turned to pine and bamboo to earn money for her mother''s discovery.


    Liu Xiaohua: "don''t mention it. I''ve been in the bag and never been out... My mom was my first fan of the trill. So I ran away from home, filming and taking the goods. She knew it. And... I told you last time that I had saved more than 50000 tiktok, and you know."


    Songzhu''er sympathized with Liu Xiaohua and asked, "OK, I''ll transfer it to my aunt. But are you okay? Didn''t my aunt beat too hard?"


    "It''s OK. It''s only been playing for ten minutes."


    "That''s... OK. Isn''t Aunt angry?"


    "Lang may be so detached (relaxed). She is hungry and has gone to eat dumplings. I also have a half-time break."


    "Hold on!"


    "I can''t die. Where''s Zhugou? Ask him to give me some... (suddenly whispered) give me some pocket money. I''m going to high school tomorrow. I don''t have the money to invite new students to have snacks. What a shame! At least I''m a net star now."


    "My sister-in-law gave it to you quietly and didn''t tell him."


    "It''s very kind of you, sister-in-law. Well, my mother finished eating dumplings and won''t talk to you anymore. Ah, ah... Ah -"


    Songzhu''er saw Aunt Liu holding a clothes hanger, glared and slapped Liu Xiaohua''s ass, and then hung up.


    After patting his little heart, songzhuer asked Li Tiezhu, who was washing the dishes: "your stepmother is so fierce!"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t be afraid! She only hits Liu Xiaohua."


    Matsushita: "that''s good... I hope she won''t marry out all her life... Otherwise, I''m still a little scared. Hey? Didn''t I say I''d wash the dishes?"


    "Did you wash it clean?"


    "I..."


    "If you want to be a daughter-in-law of Xichuan people, you have to be able to sit in front of the TV, on the mahjong table, and most importantly, when men work."


    "How difficult!"


    Songzhuer went to help after all, although he didn''t help much.


    Then, Li Tiezhu went to the small study to change the script. Recently, sun Xixi made up some rules for his script writing. He was responsible for first-hand change, and then revised and adjusted with sun Xixi.


    Tiktok also followed, and sat on the sofa under the bookshelf, shaking his voice.


    Then she brushed Li Tiezhu''s "good brother".


    "Oh -"


    After watching the video, songzhuer retched directly, and then did not hesitate to disturb Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, Tiezhu, Hello, brother, hot search has been pressed down by money, but the video has spread everywhere."


    Li Tiezhu came over and couldn''t help frowning.


    Short videos are simple:


    Text: a flow star surnamed Xiao farted at an activity site because of stomach trouble, and then broke a butt of dung.


    Then there are photos. The first photo is normal exposure. It can be seen that the color behind Xiao Zhen''s ass is slightly different, but it is not obvious. But the second highlighted photo is not very clear, just like a blooming chrysanthemum, golden.


    Li Tiezhu: what tiktok do you like? You can push this video to you with a trembling voice?


    Songzhuer said, "blame me? Let him spray and don''t let me see?"


    Many people hold the same view as songzhuer. He sprayed it. I can''t read it, can''t forward it, can''t comment? Why?


    Therefore, the whole network is full of ridicule. Besides ridicule, more disgusting remarks appear. For example, Xiao town is gay. Because of too much development, it can''t hold back such remarks


    This also makes Xiao town''s fans very angry. They just feel that the whole world is cutting against them.


    And more afraid is Xiao Zhen himself and the people in his studio, isn''t it? Not without a string! I was almost killed by this group of brain powder last time. Do you want to do it again?


    Fans say: my family wants to be the enemy of the world!


    Xiao Zhen said that I don''t want to be the enemy of the world. The fans said, no fear, we''ll help you! So Xiao Zhen really became an enemy to the whole world.


    It''s the same this time. At the first time of public opinion fermentation, Xiao town''s fans ran away, and then they went in groups... To tear Wang Yibo.


    Huh???


    Wu Yongqiang scratched his head and asked Xiao Zhen, "it''s not enough to press down the hot search! Send a lawyer''s letter directly? Sue anyone who dares to spread rumors!"


    Xiao Zhen frowned, and his intuition told him that this was not the best policy.


    Wu Yongqiang added: "your fans are very strong. Now they are crazy because of this! We can take advantage of their madness..."


    Xiao Zhen: "absolutely not! These flat calf fans will kill me!"


    Wu Yongqiang: "


    Xiao Zhen: "it''s important to use various channels to warn and dissuade fans and don''t let them mess around. Then... I''ll consult."


    Wu Yongqiang nodded and went to make a phone call.


    Shaw shook his head tiktok, and he dialed the familiar and unfamiliar number. He quickly answered: "brother, I... Have a question to ask you, do you see the trembling sound? Yes? Yes, my fans are too excited, but I always feel that they are doing wrong, immoral! But I don''t know how to deal with it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "so what''s the matter with you?"


    Xiao Zhen: "just... I ate two spicy perms, especially spicy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you are so special! Just admit it directly, can you avoid it? Also, I use my personal experience to tell you that when you have diarrhea, don''t trust any fart!"


    Xiao Zhen: "that makes sense! Thanks, brother."


    "You''re welcome. You have nothing to do with me."


    "That''s true! Bye!"


    Then Xiao Zhen opened the tiktok and recorded a video directly.


    "Once, my brother Li Tiezhu told me not to trust any fart when I have diarrhea. I didn''t believe it at that time, but now I believe it... So, I''m very sorry! I polluted everyone''s eyes and occupied Internet public resources. I apologize again! I''m sorry, everyone! I hope I can do better and repay my fans. Thank you."


    A very short video statement, which is also a very strange statement in the brain circuit, admitted the clown in the way of self ridicule.


    Then


    Xiao town exploded overnight, and many people turned powder and black powder. Without him, it is because he dares to admit that he is really rare! Isn''t this better than Luhani''s official declaration of love?


    This is the power of Li Tiezhu''s version of debris flow!


    A person''s debris flow is not terrible. The terrible thing is to assimilate every inch of land and every piece of sand into a part of the debris flow and roll forward


    (this chapter is hard to write. It''s actually a little empty. I hesitated and wrote it again and again. It''s late, but the number of words is OK. In addition, on 29 / 30 / 31, the three-day time is double monthly tickets. Mushroom asks for a wave of monthly tickets here. Thank you!)

 Chapter 349

    Li Tiezhu has always been a person who does not force numbers. In short, he has no self-knowledge.


    He didn''t know that his appearance was a mudslide in the entertainment circle. Moreover, as he became more and more popular, the mudslide falling from the sky was becoming stronger and stronger, threatening and driving the artists who were still people, and becoming an irresistible "evil force" sweeping the Chinese entertainment circle.


    The painting style of the whole entertainment circle is quietly changing.


    One year from Li Tiezhu''s debut to now, this force has begun to show its greatness.


    Xiao town, once the most beautiful place in the world, has changed qualitatively. Yue Yupeng, once a little cheap and cute girl, has sublimated. Yang Xiaoyue, once a working maniac of milk tea girl, is boiling. Qin Tao, once a postpartum pig breeder, is enlightened. Liu Xiaohua, once a college slag, broke out


    In addition, there are Luhani, songzhu''er, lengba, Nie Yao and so on imperceptibly influenced by Li Tiezhu.


    All this is a chain reaction brought by Li Tiezhu, and the initiator Li Tiezhu himself is unconscious and even feels a little bored.


    School life is full, but how easy it is to get up at 6:30 every morning to practice morning work?


    Not only did I practice, but I added half an hour to Putonghua to correct the trump accent.


    Ah! After practice, I''m not in a hurry. I''ll run 5000 meters first, buckle ten baskets, and do three groups of pull ups!


    Needless to say in class, although Li Tiezhu is always the last student to understand, he is systematic and diligent, and his learning ability is still very strong. The rehearsal class in the evening makes countless students afraid of difficulties, but Li Tiezhu can always complete it easily, because he has intermediate acting skills and has no idol burden.


    In this way, Li Tiezhu can spare an hour and a half in the afternoon to run a few laps in the nearby Parkour park.


    Although the school can learn a lot, the students still feel a little bored after the initial freshness.


    If it''s too boring, something will happen!


    Recently, the other three heads of dormitory 315 quietly started gambling. It is said that the bet is not small.


    They bet that Xu Jiazhen will not be beaten by songzhuer.


    Because this sister who likes to tease Li Tiezhu is no longer satisfied with class tease and wechat tease. Taking advantage of songzhuer''s leave to shoot advertisements, she developed to send breakfast to Li Tiezhu. After practicing morning exercises every day, Li Tiezhu practiced for half an hour every day. She bought breakfast and sent it to Li Tiezhu on the playground.


    But now songzhuer has come back from filming and will come to class on Monday.


    Wang Xiaokai bet that Xu Jiazhen would be beaten violently that day, Wu Lei bet two or three days, and Li Zhixuan bet that Xu Jiazhen would not be beaten.


    On Sunday, both Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer returned to school. He always felt that the atmosphere in the dormitory was strange. The three would always look at him secretly behind his back. When Li Tiezhu looked over, they would quickly move their eyes away and pretend to be busy with other things.


    Li Tiezhu found Wu Lei lying on the bed peeping at him and said, "big tongue playing. I heard your aunt came to see you yesterday?"


    Wu Lei felt that he turned his head and turned back: "ah... There are four shots! We need to hide our strength and bide our time."


    Playing computer games, Wang Xiaokai chuckled, and Li Zhixuan, who listened to the song on the balcony, looked at Li Tiezhu meaningfully.


    Li Tiezhu: "are you hiding something from me?"


    Wu Lei: "why didn''t you tell me about Aunt Qiao and I? If you want to hear, I''ll tell you the day she picked me up after drinking too much. It''s no big deal!"


    "Get out! That''s not what I said. Calculate and beg!"


    "Calculate and ask, even if you ask! I''m happy, you can never imagine!"


    Li Tiezhu raised his middle finger. Can you be as happy as Lao Tzu again?


    I have a magical zoo!


    Then Li Tiezhu picked up the local flavor lunch box from the military training and went to the canteen to eat. He did not call the other three. Because those three can''t eat the food in the canteen. They are the takeout owners every day. In particular, Wang Xiaokai goes too far. It''s either spicy hot or small hot pot, or the whole crayfish.


    As soon as Li Tiezhu went out, the dormitory became lively again.


    Wang Xiaokai: "hey? Do you think Li Tiezhu wants one foot and two boats?"


    Wu Lei: "I know a hammer. All I know is that Xu Jiazhen sends him breakfast and milk every day. He hasn''t refused. It''s been going on for a week. Hey... Anyway, the sisters'' intention is too obvious. As long as Li Tiezhu speaks, she will lie down immediately."


    Wang Xiaokai: "you''re right. Is Li Tiezhu an open leg artifact?"


    Li Zhixuan said, "I don''t think the boss likes Xu Jiazhen, although he is ugly himself."


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu found sun Xixi as usual, put the towel in the cabinet, took out the tablet and continued to study the script.


    Sun Xixi has been a regular guest of 315. Last week, he gave Wu Lei a photo album of fruit photos. It is said that big tongue is very fond of playing, so he changed hands and took it to taste it with his old aunt.


    Everyone greeted sun Xixi one after another, and then put their towels in the cabinet.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi argued again. Most of the time, they would have different opinions until one convinced the other. Although there are disputes, there is a tacit understanding that Li Tiezhu often has the upper hand in the plot, while sun Xixi often wins in the use of scene props and lenses.


    The script has now completed the third episode. Xu Sanduo is assigned to the wasteland to guard the oil pipeline


    Until the lights went out at night, they stayed up for a while before they separated.


    The next morning.


    As usual, the performance class got up early and worked hard in the morning. The weather in early autumn in Kyoto was slightly cold, and it was colder in the morning. Everyone was wrapped in slightly heavy autumn clothes.


    "Hey, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..."


    "Phoenix on the pink wall, Phoenix on the pink wall, Phoenix on the pink wall. Red Phoenix, pink Phoenix..."


    "In this cry - full of longing for the storm! In this cry, the dark cloud heard the power of anger, the flame of enthusiasm and the confidence of victory."


    All kinds of sounds echoed on the foggy playground.


    After nearly a month of adaptation, every freshman has been used to this way of practicing morning exercises.


    On the small playground, five performance classes practice tirelessly in every corner. Each session has two performance classes, one undergraduate class and one junior class. The senior of undergraduate class and the junior of junior college class will also let the students go to the crew for internship. There is no requirement to practice morning work.


    Even so, there are many junior and senior students who don''t have internships. They practice together in twos and threes.


    The performance department has high requirements for the basic skills of lines.


    After an hour of practice, it was already daybreak. After receiving the guidance of their teachers, the students in the performance class dispersed one after another.


    Lu Bo''s last comment on Li Tiezhu as usual: "Li Tiezhu! There''s something wrong with your breathing rhythm! Before, I just corrected your accent, because you have the worst foundation, so step by step. Now your accent is better, and the next is the breathing rhythm. Generally speaking, as a singer, your voice talent is the best in the class, but your performance is very bad! Even the drug God which is now popular In, your lines are also very problematic, very problematic! On the contrary, your acting skills also surprised me, so your biggest weakness now is the line rhythm! There are many kinds of breathing rhythms, and actors must master all the breathing rhythms, happiness, anger, sadness, joy and madness... "


    Li Tiezhu was pleased to be taught: "good teacher."


    After Lu Bo finished training Li Tiezhu, he also demonstrated that he expressed different feelings with different breathing rhythms in the same line.


    One is a sick man, one is a minister in the court, and the other is a Xiake in the mountains.


    Li Tiezhu and the whole class were deeply shocked. He not only performed the characteristics of each character incisively and vividly, but what''s more terrible is that his voice can reflect the environment. When you play a patient, you know it''s a small bedroom. When you play a minister, you can hear that it''s a wide hall, and when you play a Xiake, you can obviously feel that it''s a wild voice.


    "Miss Lu is so powerful!"


    "I have goose bumps..."


    "The teacher is awesome!"


    Lu Bo: "don''t flatter. It''s all over."


    When everyone dispersed, Li Tiezhu began to practice. He ran five kilometers at a variable speed, singing and reciting while running, singing a song and reciting a paragraph of prose, and so on.


    Songzhuer practiced martial arts routines next to the horizontal bar. Because she was in love with officer Li Tiezhu, she lost a lot of invitations. However, because she often beat people, some martial arts and immortal Xia dramas came to her.


    Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan surprisingly didn''t leave immediately today, but pretended to shrink under the basketball frame to practice.


    Wang Xiaokai: "great! Songzhuer didn''t go either. It seems that she should also support the girl about Xu Jiazhen''s meal delivery."


    Wu Lei: "wordy GA!"


    Li Zhixuan: "I can''t fight! If I want to beat you, I beat you with songzhuer''s temper last night."


    Wang Xiaokai: "sleeping trough! When you say this, I feel I can''t keep this 30000 yuan!"


    Over there, Li Tiezhu made a sprint and his breath was a little unstable: "wind! Roar! Roar! Roar as hard as you can! In the dark..."


    A few minutes later, Li Tiezhu ran 5000 meters and walked slowly to rest.


    Xu Jiazhen appeared on time. Her body was enchanting. She carried a bag containing breakfast and stopped in front of Li Tiezhu.


    "Finished running?"


    Li Tiezhu, um, took the mineral water from the other party and took a big sip.


    Xu Jiazhen took out a paper towel and wiped the sweat on Li Tiezhu''s face. Jiao said angrily, "look at you, you''re sweating again. So is Lu Bo. You played the God of medicine so well, and the box office exploded directly. He picked a bone in his egg..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Mr. Lu is right. I still have a lot to learn."


    Wu Lei, Wang Xiaokai and Li Zhixuan pretended to lean over inadvertently while saying tongue twisters, because song Zhuer had come towards Li Tiezhu, and the good play was about to begin.


    Xu Jiazhen wore exquisite makeup and pursed her lips. She was very cute: "hum! People just love you. I think you are very good at acting! Here, I brought you steamed stuffed buns."


    Li Tiezhu took the bag: "thank you."


    Xu Jiazhen: "Why are you polite to me? It''s really annoying."


    Songzhu''er came up with plain noodles and directly took a steamed stuffed bun and chewed it: "yes, Tiezhu. Everyone is a classmate. You are so polite when they bring you breakfast. Is that right? Jiazhen."


    Xu Jiazhen was stunned: "ah... Yes!"


    That''s the steamed stuffed bun I gave Tiezhu!

 Chapter 350

    Hey! No, why is songzhuer still here? Isn''t she the one who hates morning exercises most? Do you still practice today? To accompany Li Tiezhu?


    Xu Jiazhen is a little flustered. Won''t she beat me?


    I don''t like you, man. I just see that others have many stupid resources and simply want to squeeze resources from him.


    Not the kind of squeeze you think!


    Please don''t get me wrong.


    Xu Jiazhen hesitated: "I just watch iron pillar practice and run every day. I''m too tired, so... Actually..."


    Eh?


    Why another one?


    "Oh! You''re practicing today? It''s really rare! Are the steamed stuffed buns in the canteen delicious?"


    With an authentic Beijing accent and a slightly hoarse voice, you don''t have to look at it. You know it''s Guan Shuangshuang, a sophomore.


    Songzhu''er puffed up on his face: "it''s none of your business whether it''s delicious! Get away!"


    Guan Shuangshuang said to Li Tiezhu, "remember to tie the rope when walking the dog in the future."


    "Fuck NIMA!"


    Songzhu''er kicked the steamed stuffed bun in his mouth and got a powerful punch.


    "Ah!"


    Xu Jiazhen was so frightened that she held her head in her hands. Then... She found that songzhuer was hitting Guan Shuangshuang, not her. Then she patted her deliberately raised chest and said, "scare me..."


    Li Tiezhu also took a steamed stuffed bun and ate it. He sat on the stone pier beside the playground and watched song Zhuer compete with Guan Shuangshuang.


    "Ah! My hair! You''re dead..."


    "Don''t pick your pants, your uncle!"


    "Ah!!"


    "Ah ah -"


    Xu Jiazhen handed Li Tiezhu a bottle of milk: "you don''t care if she fights with others? Where is she a little like a woman?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not afraid! Guan Shuangshuang can''t beat her."


    The three of Wang Xiaokai took a look at the two fighting people and Li Tiezhu. The children showed strange expressions. This play doesn''t follow the routine.


    Here, Xu Jiazhen is still doing things like tea: "iron pillar, how can you like her? Crazy."


    Li Tiezhu: "she looks good."


    Xu Jiazhen said, "that''s why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    Of course not because of this, but some things are too troublesome to explain.


    Sure enough, the food color is also good!


    Xu Jiazhen''s chest is higher. There is really hope! She thinks she is not inferior to songzhu''er, mainly because she has a better figure than songzhu''er. She belongs to the kind of lordosis and kyphosis.


    From the side, the outline of Li Tiezhu''s face is very three-dimensional, especially the high bridge of his nose, which is quite heroic.


    Speaking of it, Xu Jiazhen once gave up the tree of Li Tiezhu, because a teacher surnamed Huang was also introducing resources to her, big boss and small director.


    However, after the release of "God of medicine", looking at the soaring box office and Li Tiezhu with a single poster on the same brand as the big guys, Xu Jiazhen suddenly found that Li Tiezhu was more fragrant. No matter how others recommend, that is, some online drama resources, or four women, five women and six women... It would be very different if they were next to Li Tiezhu''s thigh.


    Nortel is a truly professional school. Teachers say that the box office of "drug God" can exceed 3 billion, comparable to Zhou Xingxing''s "Mermaid". Moreover, the film has a high intention and great social influence, and can become a classic.


    As the third man in the film, Li Tiezhu''s acting skills in the God of medicine have conquered countless audiences and surprised many film critics. Some even predicted that Li Tiezhu would win the best supporting actor of this year''s golden statue award.


    In short, after the film, Li Tiezhu soared to the sky. He is no longer the kind of minion in "happy heart".


    Coupled with Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo and Ning Shitou''s inexplicable love for Li Tiezhu, and the escort of Cheng Dalong and Zhou Xingxing, Li Tiezhu has a promising future.


    What''s more terrible is that Zhou Xingxing himself said that Li Tiezhu will play the leading role in the next play.


    What does that mean?


    It shows that Li Tiezhu has become a big coffee in the film industry and the front line!


    That''s the star!


    When the goblin saw that Tang Monk would drool, Xu Jiazhen couldn''t help drooling when she saw Li Tiezhu and tried to swallow his saliva. She gently handed Li Tiezhu a meat bag:


    "Enough to eat? If not, I''ll buy two more tomorrow."


    "Then buy two more, beef filling."


    "OK! Just like it."


    Xu Jiazhen involuntarily hooks up the corners of his mouth. How can a man not like a woman to be considerate? Can songzhuer? Oh! As long as the hoe is well waved, you can''t dig it down without a corner!


    Li Tiezhu said vaguely, "no, I also eat fresh meat. Zhu Er likes beef buns."


    Xu Jiazhen was stunned: "ah? Ah! OK!"


    What''s the matter with swelling? And make me a takeout? And buy her meat bags? I can''t bear it! If you can''t bear it, you will make a big plan.


    "Hoo - fight me and kill you!"


    Songzhuer came back with his hair scattered, lifted his pants and continued to eat steamed stuffed buns.


    In the distance, Guan Shuangshuang said ruthlessly as he ran: "wait for me! Songzhuer, you''re finished!"


    I really can''t fight. Guan Shuangshuang couldn''t beat songzhu''er before. Although she is tall and has long legs, songzhu''er is a dog and can bite if she can''t win. It''s even different now. During the military training, songzhuer learned a lot of real Kung Fu with Li Tiezhu. Guan Shuangshuang was kicked several times. He really can''t carry it. He can only give play to his leg length advantage - running.


    When songzhuer came back, she grabbed Xu Jiazhen''s shoulder with one hand.


    Xu Jiazhen shivers and wants to beat me? Do you want to run? Don''t run! Let her beat me, let iron pillar love me, and then there will be cracks between them. At that time, I said to Li Tiezhu that it doesn''t matter. She just misunderstood, and she is your girlfriend. How can I hate her?


    Yes, that''s it!


    Bitter meat meter.


    Not far away, three of them clenched their posterior teeth at the same time and decided to win or lose the bet. Wang Xiaokai grabs Wu Lei''s arm. Wu Lei hooks Li Zhixuan''s neck. Li Zhixuan gnashes his teeth and hurts.


    Songzhu''er looked at Xu Jiazhen: "Xu Jiazhen! I heard that since last week, you have bought breakfast for Tiezhu every morning?"


    Xu Jiazhen hardened her head and said in a heroic way: "yes! What''s the matter? I''ll buy him breakfast every day in the future!"


    Matsutake grinned: "it''s very kind of you! Buy beef buns next time! I like beef stuffing."


    "Huh? Huh?"


    Xu Jia and Zhen are confused. What kind of routine is this?


    Then, songzhuer sat on the stone pier next to Li Tiezhu, eating steamed stuffed buns and taking out his mobile phone: "I''ll give you a thousand first. Tell me when the flowers are finished. Thank you very much! Li Tiezhu is very rough. It''s lucky to have you. Xu Jiazhen is so careful that he deserves to be a member of my leadership! Hey, hey..."


    Xu Jiazhen: "no... no... you''re welcome."


    She wanted to say no money, but on second thought, it''s OK to buy breakfast for Li Tiezhu without money. This is called investment. Buy it for songzhuer? Besides, why do you take me as a takeout? Do I promise to continue to buy it in the future?


    Be my dogleg?


    However, when things come to this stage, she can''t refuse, otherwise, it''s too hypocritical and the tea is too obvious.


    Xu Jiazhen''s expression is very strange, with a sense of constipation.


    "Yeah!!!"


    Li Zhixuan jumped up and shouted.


    Wu Lei and Wang Xiaokai shook their heads in frustration and left with their shoulders crossed.


    Li Zhixuan chased up: "give money, give money!"


    Songzhuer looked at the three: "what''s the matter with the three of them?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know!"


    Xu Jiazhen didn''t want to stay. She felt bullied by songzhuer. She handed the bag to Li Tiezhu and turned to go: "eat slowly, I''ll go first."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Thank you."


    Songzhuer jumped up and took Xu Jiazhen to press on the stone pier: "what''s the hurry? Go back to the dormitory when I finish eating. Since you helped me take care of my iron pillar, it''s my friend! I''ll cover you later."


    Xu Jiazhen smiled awkwardly: "thank you!"


    I don''t need it.


    Songzhuer picked up a cup of soybean milk: "I''ll take you to Hengdian for filming during the holiday. I''ll tell you, I''ll stamp my feet and hum... Anyway, if I take you into the crew, no one dares to bully you. If you play a role, women three and four can still fight for you. You''re so bright, it''s sure to be no problem."


    Xu Jiazhen''s heart suddenly slammed twice. Li Tiezhu failed in the strategy. How did he give songzhuer the strategy?


    It''s also three women and four women. Songzhuer''s films are not better than those online dramas?


    Xu Jiazhen finally smiled happily.


    I... tea has arrived!


    Don''t do it for nothing. She''ll do it for me. You ask me to bring breakfast to Li Tiezhu every day. I can''t wait. Continue to lift him to bed sooner or later! Hum!


    Songzhuer suddenly said, "ah! I haven''t boiled water yet!"


    Xu Jiazhen jumped up and said, "eat and I''ll fight for you."


    Then he ran away.


    Li Tiezhu is dealing with the fourth meat bag.


    Songzhuer narrowed his eyes and said, "is green tea good?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the milk in his hand and the soybean milk in songzhuer''s hand and said, "where is green tea?"


    Matsushita: "why did she buy you breakfast? Did she tell you?"


    Li Tiezhu said stupidly, "she''s as worried as you. She''s afraid I''ll go too late and the steamed stuffed bun will be cold."


    "You didn''t give her money?"


    "Yes, she doesn''t want it. I can''t help it if people are kind. Why do you give her money and she wants it?"


    "What do you think of her?"


    "A very good classmate. I think she is very good to everyone. The students of Nortel are much better to me than my high school classmates. I was worried before."


    "Right? As a monitor, I should take good care of her, hehe..."


    Pine bamboo son said and sucked a mouthful of soybean milk, his eyes turned disorderly. My man can share, but can''t rob! Dare to reach out and chop your claws directly.


    After breakfast, they went to class, as usual boring.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu received an email from Zhang xiaogermination, which was about the introduction of "I am a singer". Li Tiezhu found that this is a competition program. All the invited singers are famous singers. There are no judges, no tutors, and only a thousand live audiences. This is a new program. This season''s guest lineup is unprecedentedly strong, which is unmatched by other music variety shows.


    They are: Han Hong, Sun Nan, Yan Bing, Zhang Liying, Huang Liangling, Gu Daji and Chen Jingyi.


    Except Huang Liangling, everyone is a big man in the singing world.


    Then, Li Tiezhu found his name among the kicking guests, and he was tentatively the first.


    It turned out that they had finalized the main guests, but the list of kicking guests was a little too many and was not determined.


    It''s not much fun. Li Tiezhu is reluctant to go. It''s not playing big cards, but finding it''s not fun after reading the introduction. It seems to be a very serious game.


    (there''s another chapter tonight. It''s three watch.)

 Chapter 351

    "I am a singer" is not as formal and utilitarian as "super good voice". We fight to death for popularity and debut. This program is a group of singers who have already achieved great success to compete together. It can be regarded as Huashan''s discussion of swords and seniority.


    Li Tiezhu is not interested. Besides, Zhang Xiaomeng also expressed the same view at the end of the email and is not recommended to participate.


    Zhang Xiaomeng is very direct, that is, the program invites some singers who are really excellent in singing. Li Tiezhu is obviously a little far from good. He is a gifted creative type. In fact, his singing skills are not very good. It''s a little reluctant to go on the program.


    Moreover, as a guest of kicking, it''s a bit embarrassing if the kicking is not successful. With Li Tiezhu''s current strength, he is likely to kick the iron plate directly.


    Li Tiezhu accepted very pertinent opinions directly.


    Li Tiezhu has no face and skin. He also said publicly that his singing skills need to be strengthened and will continue to work hard.


    There are two real reasons why he is unwilling to go. One is that he is not very good at covering and adapting other people''s songs. The other is that he doesn''t think he is qualified to compete with aunt Han Hong. This is a respect.


    Another small reason is that the script work of "soldier assault" is in full swing. He doesn''t want to distract his energy.


    After reading the email, Li Tiezhu directly told Zhang Xiaomeng via wechat and rejected the invitation of "I am a singer".


    After returning to the news, the drama theory class was over. Li Tiezhu went back to the dormitory and took the local flavor lunch box to the canteen, and went back to the dormitory with Sun Xixi.


    A strange number called, Li Tiezhu hung up, and then the number called again.


    Li Tiezhu put down his chopsticks and answered the phone: "hello?"


    The phone said, "Hello, Li Tiezhu. I''m Liang Xiaobo who made an album for you. Do you remember me?"


    Li Tiezhu quickly motioned sun Xixi and so on. Liang Xiaobo intervened in the later stage of his album. As a music guide, he gave a lot of opinions and greatly improved the quality of the album. Li Tiezhu was very grateful to him.


    "Ah! Hello, Miss Liang!"


    "Well, I recently organized" I''m a singer "with Hong Bo. I''m the music director. Director Hong and I especially hope you can participate in this program. However, just now, I received a rejection email from your agent. This... I still hope you can think about it again."


    "Mr. Liang, this is my decision. I don''t blame my agent. I don''t think my ability has been compared with these famous singers, so I refused."


    "Tiezhu, we are familiar. You are very suitable for this program, trust me!"


    "But you also said that my singing skills are not mature..."


    "But your voice is an absolute gift!"


    "But... I don''t dare and don''t want to compete with Mr. Han Hong. She is my elder and one of my teachers. So I''m really sorry!"


    "Well, I still think you should come. Think about it again."


    "OK, thank you! Thank you for your approval."


    After the other party hung up, Li Tiezhu put down his cell phone and shrugged.


    Liang Xiaobo is such a strict musician, how can he suddenly perfunctory? What do you want me to do? I haven''t sung anyone else''s song, and I''m not afraid I''ll smash his court?


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi continued to study the script. The script of the third episode of soldiers'' assault is coming to an end.


    Sun Xixi went to the bathroom and looked around for a long time. He didn''t find half a towel. He wiped his hands on Wu Lei''s mosquito net and went back to work on the script. While discussing with Li Tiezhu, he held his sketch book and drew a split mirror sketch.


    Didi


    The mobile phone rings again. It''s Han Hong.


    Li Tiezhu quickly picked it up: "aunt?"


    Han Hong said, "don''t you go to" I''m a singer "? I think you can go. You can do all kinds of variety shows. Why don''t you go?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I dare not share the stage with you."


    Han Hong: "boy, you think too much. You are all singers. You should come and learn. There are many experts here."


    "I... always feel almost. I don''t want to embarrass you."


    "Hey! What''s wrong with me? You''ve given me a long face! I''ve seen the drug God! Cow force! Don''t say much. I hope you come to this program. I''ll wait for you. You''ll think about it."


    "OK! Aunt, please pay attention to your health."


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu was a little confused. Why did aunt Han Hong persuade me? Is this program so good?


    Continue to study the script.


    A few minutes later, Li Tiezhu''s phone rang again. This time it was Hong Bo.


    It''s endless.


    This is the director who witnessed Li Tiezhu''s counter attack from migrant workers to become a popular fried chicken. He took care of Li Tiezhu very much and had to buy it.


    "Hong Dao, why did you call?"


    "That''s the same thing! You''re popular now. The sales of albums have broken records, and the box office of movies has soared all the way. It''s normal to look down on Hong Bo."


    "My God! Hong Dao, don''t bury me..."


    "Cheng Dalong accepted you as his disciple. Zhou Xingxing ordered you to be the leading actor early. Tut tut... There''s nothing wrong with looking down on a broken director like me."


    "Please! Speak up!"


    "Gan! Is your boy floating? Do you think I had a good voice last year to take care of you?"


    "Very considerate!"


    Li Tiezhu began to wipe sweat. He had an unusual relationship with Hong Bo and was much closer than other players.


    Not to mention anything else, when yehenara and Wang Feng eliminated Li Tiezhu, Chen Yisen kicked the table and left. Hong Bo didn''t speak and stopped the whole process. In fact, he was already on Li Tiezhu''s side. Moreover, he secretly resisted the pressure of the three music giants, especially Luo Feiyan, and directly escorted Li Tiezhu to the championship.


    What Li Tiezhu doesn''t know is that Hong Bo''s departure from the good voice this year is actually closely related to his antagonism with the three giants last year. Coupled with this year''s good voice, the response was very flat, the contradiction deepened, and Hong Bo left.


    On the phone, Hong Bo was still dissatisfied and complained: "forget your ingratitude and send your sister Liu Xiaohua to punish me? Originally, the quality of this year''s contestants was average. With her ''good voice shut the door'', don''t you close the door?"


    Good voice will do it next year, but Hong Bo is gone. It''s no different from closing the door for him.


    Li Tiezhu could not refute: "this..."


    Hong Bo said, "now, I''ve changed my career. This is my chance to turn over. Just say whether you want to support it or not."


    Li Tiezhu uttered for a long time, so he had to tell the truth: "director Hong, you are my benefactor. I''ll tell you the truth. Your program competition system is not suitable for me. I''m really not good at singing other people''s songs except my first one!"


    "Aren''t they all songs?"


    "Who listens to songs? I seldom listen to songs. I don''t listen to songs except after studying for a while before the album."


    "You are a singer who doesn''t listen to music!"


    "You know me. I can only sing my own songs."


    "How about I let you participate in all the original works?"


    "Ah? This, Alexander!"


    As soon as Hong Bo patted his head, he set a new rule for Li Tiezhu: "big hammer! You can write two or three songs in the capital last year. What''s this program? And! You haven''t released an album this year, have you? Just come to my program and make money. By the way, he also released a single. After the program is recorded, you can directly release an album. It''s as good as a good voice?"


    Li Tiezhu turned his eyes when he heard it. I have no intelligence value recently! Write a fart. It''s good to be eliminated. If I don''t be eliminated, I have only more than 30 points of intelligence left in more than ten songs. Pigs are not as good as pigs.


    "You... Think writing songs is farting? There''s a pucker?"


    "Isn''t it? You can fart in a row! Write three or four songs at a time."


    "I wipe..."


    "I think you promised!"


    "No! I can''t!"


    "Why not?"


    "Director Hong! I''ll just ask, why! Why do you insist on letting me come? It''s Miss Liang and aunt Han Hong who called me. What''s the picture? You can direct it."


    The other end of the phone was suddenly silent. For a long time, he said, "because I signed the gambling agreement! I had the highest ratings in the same period, otherwise I would lose. See? It''s not enough to have these famous singers. They don''t have traffic. If they have traffic, they either have bad singing skills or don''t come. In the end, you''re the only one left! You''re in the limelight of the fire of the God of medicine."


    Li Tiezhu: "is this too direct?"


    "Otherwise? I''ll be polite to you! In a word, will you come?"


    "Well, I''m writing a TV play recently, and I''m going to start shooting in years..."


    [Ding...]


    Mom, sell batch!


    Li Tiezhu was speechless and came again? I don''t have a main task or a branch task. Are you still stinging?


    [Ding! Special task, participate in "I am a singer" with all original songs. First, as a kicker, challenge successfully and reward 20 intelligence points. Second, the champion, runner up and third runner up in "I am a singer" will be rewarded with 80 intelligence points, 50 intelligence points and 30 intelligence points respectively.]


    what the fuck! It smells good!


    Hong Bo said, "since you are really busy, forget it..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t panic! I suddenly think I still want to come for our friendship!"


    "Go away! I have no friendship with you. Why on earth did you suddenly figure it out?"


    "It''s nothing. I suddenly think you can''t do without me. You''re bald and have to take care of me... I''ve always attached importance to love and righteousness. I''d better help you."


    "I believe you, ghost! No matter what you''re doing, it''s settled!"


    "It''s a deal."


    "Next month, the third phase will kick the hall."


    "Good!"


    Hung up the phone, Li Tiezhu powerlessly put down his mobile phone, damn the broken system.


    Sun Xixi said as he drew a mirror: "variety show? What program is so cruel? It''s uncle Liang Xiaobo and Han Hong who invited you. How big are you now?"


    Li Tiezhu: "music program, a brand-new variety show. It may delay some time to write a script."


    Sun Xixi: "it doesn''t matter. We''re very efficient. We''ll soon finish the script and give it to me. However, you know the plot like the back of your hand. It''s terrible. Many old directors are not as powerful as you. I even doubt that you have this film in your head."


    Li Tiezhu laughed: "after writing, there is really this film in his head. There are all kinds of details, but he didn''t write it."


    Sun Xixi raised his middle finger and said, "great! I thought you were a fool before, but I didn''t expect you to be a fool."


    In this way, Li Tiezhu decided to participate in "I am a singer" because it was arranged by the system father.


    (after the third watch, ask for a monthly ticket!)

 Chapter 352

    Therefore, the next day, Li Tiezhu raised his voice and sang several songs in addition to practicing morning exercises. This was the first time since Li Tiezhu entered Nortel that he opened his voice and sang on the playground. He used to sing with his voice pressed in order to practice the breath rhythm.


    Enigmatic voice, perfect melody.


    This made the students scream, and many students came to touch Li Tiezhu''s newly shaved inch.


    Yes, Li Tiezhu shaved his head again because he saved shampoo.


    After a month of school, we are also familiar with it. After all, Nortel is actually very small, and there are fewer Performance classes! It''s normal for Li Tiezhu to be loved by girls because of his lovely aura.


    Songzhuer was not jealous either. He shouted foolishly outside: "everyone line up! Just don''t pull up the iron pillars of my house."


    Then, a figure with tall legs approached quietly.


    Aim, run up, kick!


    "Ah!"


    Songzhuer screamed.


    Guan Shuangshuang runs after kicking. It''s just that you can''t catch up with him. Oh, Ho, Ho!


    "Hahaha! Fool!"


    "You have the ability to fight alone!"


    "Who will compete with you! Fool!"


    "Don''t run!"


    Songzhuer chased half of the football field. His legs were short and he came back angrily. He said to Li Tiezhu, who was still surrounded by female students: "starting tomorrow, I''ll run with you. I''ll run 3000 meters! Shit, I don''t believe it!"


    Short legs can''t catch up with you?


    When I can catch up with you, it will be your end.


    Shit will come out for you!!!


    What bad thoughts can songzhuer have? She just wants to strengthen her physique, higher, faster and stronger, in line with the International Olympic spirit.


    awesome


    Then green tea came with a big bag of breakfast.


    Xu Jiazhen gave the paper towel to songzhuer: "you see, he''s sweating all over again. Wipe it for him."


    Songzhuer eats meat buns: "wipe it for him! His whole body stinks."


    As expected, Xu Jiazhen wiped the sweat for Li Tiezhu himself: "no, Tiezhu''s singing is really beautiful! I heard it all. The voice is simply, it''s absolutely sounds of nature..."


    Sounds of nature?


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. Which of the guests on I am a singer is not Teana?


    Forced by the system, Li Tiezhu is also very concerned about this program. On Friday, October 20, "I am a singer" was officially broadcast.


    This... Is a live music program, just like a good voice.


    Moreover, the places where the old singers sing out of tune and out of tune without any modification are vivid.


    (different from the real singer, please understand)


    In fact, it''s also easy to understand. If you fix the sound, it''s difficult to ensure professionalism. If you don''t broadcast it live, you can''t ensure fairness. Who knows if you will fix the bad ones very well and abandon the good ones?


    In the first round, the seven first singers all sang their own classic songs. After all, they are all famous musicians.


    Gu Daji, as the host, connected the whole program, and his performance was commendable.


    First place: it''s dawn by Han Hong


    Second place: Zhang Liying "I repay with all my love"


    Third place: Huang Liangling, give me a reason to forget


    Fourth place: Sun Nan, have you ever loved me


    Fifth place: Hill by Yan Bing


    Sixth place: love and sincerity by Gu Daji


    Seventh place: Chen Jingyi''s heart


    In the first issue, only the singers are sorted, and the singers are not eliminated. Therefore, even Chen Jingyi, who ranks seventh, has a chance to counter attack in theory.


    Li Tiezhu also understands that the program team does not allow Li Tiezhu to be the first singer. None of the seven has been a singer for less than five years. Moreover, each singing skill can crush Li Tiezhu. Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s actual role, as Hong Bo said, is to promote popularity.


    After this program, Hong Bo began to contact Li Tiezhu and asked him which song he would sing. The program team organized the soundtrack team to practice in advance. This is also one of the excellent places of this program. When Li Tiezhu watched the program, he found that the sound and live soundtrack are top-notch, which can''t be compared with other music programs.


    Besides, "super good voice", Li Tiezhu played the guitar and sang "big fish". NIMA can win?!


    It''s all set off by peers.


    Li Tiezhu replied on the phone, "I haven''t decided which song to sing yet."


    Hong Bo began to put forward suggestions: "ah Diao, the heart of chasing a dream, and the sea and sky are the best! Treble and rock are the best ways to impress the audience at present."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what I want is not the audience, but the audience."


    Hong Bo: "what do you want to sing?"


    "Didn''t you agree? It''s all original!"


    "The first song, when you kick the hall, you should sing your own masterpiece! Each song is a masterpiece, depending on how you choose it! It is suggested to choose something that is popular."


    "No! What you told me was that the whole original competition."


    "Don''t use the first song."


    "Use."


    "Well... I have to change the rules! Isn''t it necessary?"


    "Necessary!"


    Li Tiezhu is as firm as a rock. Our system doesn''t understand human sophistication. Since it is said to be completely original, we must be completely original, otherwise, we don''t participate.


    Seeing the other party''s attitude was extremely firm, Hong Bo didn''t struggle: "it''s up to you! Anyway, if the original song is written, come to the rehearsal two days in advance."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    What can you say but good?


    The system doesn''t allow you to sing the previous songs and can only be original. Li Tiezhu is a little flustered now. His IQ is only 85 points. If the challenge is successful, you can add 20 points. If not?


    That''s a loss!


    After that, Li Tiezhu was very busy. While studying hard, he did a good job in the script of soldier assault. At the same time, he also searched for suitable songs in the system mall, a song that could make him succeed in kicking the hall.


    If you can''t kick successfully, it''s a failure.


    In the system, I tried many songs, many good songs, but few songs can make Li Tiezhu confident.


    Finally, he thought of the great God who was very much like Dong Zhou. In that case, then


    try?


    Search Jay Chou. Well, it''s only one word away from the great God of Jay Chou''s stick. In fact, the composition and singing are also very close.


    He is the most reliable.


    If he can''t do it, that''s the so-called "I''m a singer".


    In a word, Li Tiezhu likes the great God Zhou in the different world very much! It''s much more fierce than Zhou Dong in this world.


    [Ding...]


    Ding, your uncle!


    Li Tiezhu is going crazy. What''s the task?


    I refuse!


    [Ding! The system specially introduces an intelligence value lottery system, which is only for Zhou Da Shen who the host likes. The host can spend some intelligence value to participate in the lottery and randomly select a song of Zhou Da Shen.]


    This


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt a little excited. Although it''s not a special price, it also has a certain opportunity... It''s really cheap!


    Li Tiezhu, who has never been Gou, did not make a choice immediately, but chose to wait.


    On October 28, the second phase of "I am a singer" competition ended, Li Jiapo singer Chen Jingyi was eliminated, and Li Tiezhu was going to make up for the next game.


    Therefore, the program group began to ask what song Li Tiezhu would sing next.


    Li Tiezhu can''t wait at last.


    Just a little intelligence. Let''s draw!


    Smoke!


    Doodle


    The sound effect is a little anti-human and bad, but don''t care about these details. Li Tiezhu is absorbed.


    What song did you get?


    Creak!


    The results came out.


    Hum!


    Li Tiezhu went through the songs he picked up and sneered, which is far from the pop songs pursued by Hong Bo and Liang Xiaobo!


    But it''s just a little intelligence.


    Success is not achievement, but that''s all.


    At least, Li Tiezhu likes this song very much. In reality, Dong Zhou has not written this song.


    In fact, in reality, Mr. Zhou is very similar to Mr. Zhou Dashen in the system. They all sing in the same style and are all great talents, but their songs are still a little different. Maybe the tunes are similar, but they are different. More importantly, although Dong Zhou of the world is already the first music talent in East Asia, he has never written national style music.


    And this one is a national style.


    Li Tiezhu is more or less shameful. Therefore, he hasn''t bought any songs similar to Jay Chou, but he hasn''t written this one, and he may not be able to write it in the future.


    No, it''s a waste.


    [Ding! Consume 1 point of intelligence, purchase songs successfully, with a bonus...]


    And surprises?


    Li Tiezhu hurried through it in his mind. Yes, this is the performance of a dog system!


    With this extra benefit, we can''t be sure, at least we won''t lose face.


    Originally, this week should be to Wang Xiaokai''s new variety "senior Youth League" in the first quarter of the first phase, but because a permanent guest filming "fish mouth", schedule for a week after schedule.


    Therefore, Wang Xiaokai is in pain in the dormitory... Playing games.


    "Iron pillar! Next Saturday, the first episode of our program will be recorded. Can you win (in time)


    Wang Xiaokai was jumped out of the grass again and died. He patted the mouse and said.


    Li Tiezhu was making a demo with headphones on. He took off his headphones and said, "Ju Chang, are you talking to me?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I ask you if you can come to my variety show after recording" I am a singer "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s time, of course."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I don''t care! Anyway, you have to hold me up. I don''t want to lose to Zhang Shan and Dong Jian... It''s amazing to have a background!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s amazing to have a background! Isn''t this the case in this circle?"


    "Are you special... Do you eat hemp?"


    "Eat! Will you buy it?"


    "Big tongue playing? Hammer? Do you eat all?"


    "Eat!"


    "Slightly spicy."


    "Slightly spicy, you''re paralyzed! Very spicy! I ordered ha. Don''t regret eating my crayfish and support me... Shit, now Wang Fang and Yi Qianxi are better than me. I''m very upset! What Jill mai... I''m the captain!"


    Before Ma Xiao came, Li Tiezhu sang a new song with the accompaniment made up by the tablet and asked the opinions of the three animals in the dormitory.


    Wang Xiaokai: "say your mother! It''s another national style? It''s good. Jill sounds good. Can you give it to me? I''ll save it for solo!"


    Li Tiezhu: "next time, there are other good songs."


    Wu Lei: "tut... You''re not going to kick the hall. You''re going to massacre."


    Li Zhixuan: "it''s so nice! The thief is so nice! How did you think of it? Boss, you write songs so well. GAHA comes to Beidian? Occupy the quota..."


    Li Tiezhu: "my grades can''t be admitted to other schools..."


    Too real.


    What is more true is that Li Tiezhu''s performance in "I am a singer" a week later should not be too hard.

 Chapter 353

    Xu Jiazhen, Aojiao green tea, has been trained by songzhuer to be a senior dogleg. He not only gives songzhuer hot water to buy breakfast, but also helps him get express delivery to buy aunt towel, etc.


    Songzhuer once said viciously that he would train Xu Jiazhen to be a professional licking dog.


    Li Tiezhu shuddered, but Xu Jiazhen seemed to be really in shape.


    No, on Wednesday afternoon, before Li Tiezhu set out to participate in "I am a singer", she bought a lot of snacks and stuffed them to Li Tiezhu at the command of songzhuer.


    She said to Li Tiezhu, "remember to eat on time. Be careful not to stay up late. It''s bad for your voice. In addition to snacks, I bought you fat sea. Remember to drink more. Also, come on!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and next to Songzhu erkesgudebai.


    Xu Jiazhen licked his lips with envy. Does he look long? Come on, you can. As long as you have enough tea, you will get this baby pimple.


    The staff of the program team have arrived at Beidian and started shooting after Li Tiezhu kissed songzhuer.


    Take your back first.


    Li Tiezhu returned to Beidian dormitory with snacks, took his packed suitcase and said goodbye to the three animals in the dormitory. The three of them are playing black games again. If Li Tiezhu didn''t want to record the program, I''m afraid they would drag them into the water.


    Originally, according to the requirements of the program team, it was necessary to make these scenes a little mysterious, so that the audience could see a little suspense.


    But the problem is, this is Li Tiezhu!


    How can it be mysterious? Unless you don''t shoot him, don''t give him a lens, and add a sound changer, but you can''t. Even if you shoot your legs, you can be recognized. His legs are too thick


    So the program group gave up.


    Li Tiezhu was the first kicking guest and the only kicking singer who openly showed his face before the game, but it was not Li Tiezhu who showed his face first.


    In the camera, Wang Xiaokai was playing a game and his dialect came out without looking back: "Han PI! You must win, ha, if you lose, don''t let your turtle enter the dormitory door."


    Wu Lei: "don''t worry about the chrysanthemum head. The boss may lose. Go and go. I''m in trouble. Come and save me..."


    Li Zhixuan: "boss, go all the way. GAHA! How did you send it? Look, you''ve died eight times!"


    Li Tiezhu finally appeared, slapped Li Zhixuan on the back of the head, and then went out with the box: "go, if the shooter comes to visit, remember to collect a towel for me."


    Although "I am a singer" is a live broadcast, there will still be an early recorded gag before the live broadcast.


    Therefore, at the beginning of the program, the bullet screen was particularly high:


    "I''m serious. I''m here! Leave me alone."


    "My husband is so handsome. I look forward to your new variety" senior Youth League. "


    "Gao Shao goes out and turns left. This is to see Li Tiezhu."


    "I have to say that although the first two issues are wonderful, they always feel almost something. This is not the finishing touch?"


    "Here comes the man who wears yellow rubber shoes on fire..."


    "International Superstar: Ian perra Lee!"


    "From the good voice to SiHa, and from SiHa to the mushroom house, now I''m chasing the singer for one person."


    "I have goose bumps!"


    "Just rush this program and chase Li Tiezhu!"


    "This dormitory is terrible. It''s a huge future."


    "Three people from Xichuan and one from Northeast China talk too funny."


    "I haven''t seen that Northeast small fire, plain people?"


    "Xiaokai has a good relationship with Tiezhu. He directly calls Han PI, and the program team doesn''t screen it..."


    "What does Ju Chang mean? Nickname?"


    "I used to hate three small animals, but now I suddenly like Wang Xiaokai."


    "Serious brother, sing ah Diao!"


    "Sing the rabbit theme song!"


    "Sing a new song!"


    "It''s too much for those who shout and sing new songs. Good voices and new songs have gone against the sky. Will the singer still come?"


    "The singer is not allowed to sing his own song except the first one."


    As soon as the picture turned, it began to play the VCR of other stars cheering the kicker.


    Zhao Liya: "come on, silly column, you must win the championship! If you can''t win the championship, write me a song."


    Xiao Zhen: "brother, come on! I will support you at any time. You are the best!"


    Chen Yisen: "as his fan, I want to say that he is a genius, a real super genius. It''s my honor to accompany him through the first part of the road! He''s the honor of the whole Chinese music world! But why hasn''t he released a new album? My ears have been rotten by the last album..."


    Lin Jiangnan: "I like his songs very much! I look forward to his new album."


    Wang Fei: "his voice is so characteristic and he writes songs very well. I hope I can cooperate with him."


    President Zhou: "Oh, good! Tiezhu is very powerful! I publicize his character. We are good friends. I wish him good results in singing."


    Barrage:


    "The card face of serious brother is big!"


    "Ethan is right. Let''s make a new album!"


    "Come on, Huang Mao. I cried miserably when I saw the drug God yesterday."


    "There''s no better rookie in history than this?"


    "Last year, I thought Li Tiezhu would be a flash in the pan. Now he has become a God."


    "How many people can''t reach the height of an album or a film in their whole life."


    "Iron pillar: basic fuck, don''t make trouble. Sit down. I''ll pretend to be forced."


    "As long as he doesn''t dance, Li Tiezhu will still be a superstar."


    "Sorry, I smiled and danced..."


    The camera continues to follow Li Tiezhu. This is the picture of rehearsal practice with the band yesterday, that is, Thursday. The picture of Li Tiezhu and Liang Xiaobo arguing. The music and dialogue are silenced, but it can also be seen that they have great differences.


    Finally, Liang Xiaobo seriously asked Li Tiezhu, "are you sure you want to do this? No one dares to do this, are you sure?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded seriously: "OK, or I''ll quit immediately."


    The screen is terminated.


    There is a question mark on the barrage. Is Li Tiezhu going to do something again?


    Once again, I switched to the interview lens.


    Li Tiezhu went to the sofa and sat down, muttering: "do you want to interview? Fancy..."


    Director: "when you received the news that you were the first singer to kick the hall, what was your mood?"


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you invite me? You, uncle Liang Xiaobo and aunt Han Hong called and threatened me one by one. Did you lose your memory?"


    "Stop! Ask your mood, what are you doing with these useless things?"


    "The mood is happy, and you can make money again."


    "Are you worried?"


    "Of course, first of all, I think it''s a great affirmation and even an honor for me as a newcomer to stand on the same stage with them. I rejected you many times at the beginning, right? In fact, it''s because I know that I don''t deserve to compete with aunt Han Hong. I''m still far from it."


    "What made you finally make up your mind?"


    "Tell the truth?"


    "Of course, as long as you don''t say I forced you."


    "That means I have to lie. I''m not good at lying. Let''s change the question."


    "Uh... Did you eat?"


    "Yes."


    At the end of the interview, pick a rag.


    Bullet screen comments are most fun, Hong Bo can be crazy, make complaints about Li Tiezhu.


    The program group is also a little clever ghost. This interview was not edited, but was directly thrown out, with full effect.


    Then, the camera showed several other singers, each with a car.


    The first is Xiangjiang superstar Gu Daji. The assistant asked him, "do you know the new rules of this issue?"


    Gu Daji: "of course, I know. I''m the host! Today there are kicking singers. If the kicking is successful, one of us will go again."


    Then there was Huang Liangling: "another one? It''s too cruel."


    Yan Bing was domineering: "who cares? I just want to win. I want to be in the top three. I must win if I eat sheep kidney! Right? I want to counter attack."


    It seems that the disease of Shuangyan Shuangyu is transmitted through body fluids.


    Sun Nan: "I think there is something wrong with this competition system. Why should the kicking singer be at least fourth in order to succeed in kicking? I think if he can get seventh, he should give others a chance."


    Han Hong: "many singers record songs in the studio, but the scene... Is different. The child also has problems at the scene. In fact, he has a lot of problems in singing. I have a big head when I hold it."


    Doodle!


    In the later stage, he was very naughty and directly made Han Hongtou several times bigger.


    Han Datou continued: "we are now seven. We all have on-site skills. He is a newcomer. It''s hard to say. He goes to school in Kyoto. He comes to me every month and gets scolded all day. He writes down his opinions in a small book, and then goes back to practice by himself. I hope he can do well! He works hard and has talent, but his foundation is too poor."


    Zhang Liying pointed to the camera: "there are wolves here, children, be careful not to be taken away!"


    Barrage:


    "Zhang Liying''s flag made me a little flustered!"


    "Other kicking singers may be difficult, but Li Tiezhu has no problem."


    "It''s too easy to think, upstairs."


    "I feel Sun Nan is right. Why should the first four be considered successful?"


    "The first four are very difficult. I''m not optimistic about Li Tiezhu."


    "Serious brother''s singing is really not good. He stands out in a good voice because he writes songs well and his opponent is also a newcomer."


    "Positive solution!"


    "Han Hong''s big head is so cute."


    "I feel that Li Tiezhu came to this program to find his mother. Dog head!"


    "Han Hong really loves Li Tiezhu. He takes one day a month to guide Li Tiezhu. What''s the concept?"


    "Li Tiezhu must win, I said."


    Soon, the singers arrived at the mango platform building one after another and came to the backstage lounge accompanied by the assistant.


    Huang Liangling and "assistant" Shen Lin looked for kicking singers everywhere. They were really curious. Later, they came to the ancient Da Chi''s lounge and asked the ancient big base that was applying the mask. Do you know who the kicking singer is?


    Gu Daji: "I know! I have a host script."


    Huang Liangling: "who is it?"


    "That can''t be said."


    "How many words is the name?"


    "Five words."


    "Five words???"


    Everyone laughed.


    Shen Lin: "sninger Yuele? Aenpera Lee? Nicolas Cage?"


    Huang Liangling: "Nicolas Cage has six words."


    They all thought Gu Daji was putting smoke bombs. Unexpectedly, Gu Daji was startled. Did you guess?


    In a lounge different from other singers, Li Tiezhu played the guitar and a beautiful woman came in with a box.


    "Hello, Li Tiezhu."


    "Oh, oh... Give gifts on the program? Thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and went to pick it up.


    The beauty hid: "what gift? This is a brocade bag. Besides, you don''t think I''m a staff member? I saw your program last year."


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"


    The beauty rolled her eyes: "my name is Liang Tian, the host of mango station. Now I''m your ''agent'' in this program."


    Li Tiezhu thought about it before he understood it. He was surprised and said, "ah! I remember. My agent said that my new agent was an aunt in 1988. It seems that I made a mistake."


    Liang Tian: "er... I was born in 1988."


    Li Tiezhu: "um... Sit down, please sit down. Have you eaten?"

 Chapter 354

    Liang Tianqi smiled: "now at four o''clock in the afternoon, what to eat?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "that..."


    Seeing that the guy was stupid and couldn''t find the topic, Liang Tian said, "well, call me sister Tian. Let''s see what the novice brocade bag given to you by the program team first."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Liang Tian opened the box, opened the brocade bag and said, "brocade bag said that we can secretly watch the rehearsal and singing of three guests. Who do you want to see?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know. Anyway, aunt Han Hong doesn''t watch it. I listen to her demonstration every month and know that she is super powerful. Sister Zhang Liying doesn''t watch it, and the villagers know me very well. Moreover, they know I''m coming."


    "How does Zhang Liying know?"


    "Last time I ate hot pot, I slipped my tongue."


    "All right! Does Sun Nan see it?"


    "No, I''ve been on the show with him."


    "Now there are Gu Daji, Huang Liangling and Yan Bing left. It depends on them."


    Then, led by Liang Tian, Li Tiezhu sneaked into the audience and watched the rehearsals of his opponents. Everyone was very attentive, because the evening was the game.


    After the rehearsal, the six singers gathered in the lounge to talk and laugh.


    Han Hong was more direct: "we agreed to be consistent with the outside world. It''s not easy for anyone to come! Have a good time. There are new people in the village. Is it interesting?"


    Some people laugh and others are surprised.


    Zhang Liying nodded. I''ll see if you can do what you say. Isn''t this your baby pimple?


    Han Hong took the lead in making trouble for a while. Wei Jia controlled the field and asked everyone to draw the appearance order of tonight''s game. Then, she went room by room to send tremella soup to people, and said that she must teach the new people a lesson. Everyone can''t fall behind.


    In fact, after Han Hong''s cruel words, quietly Mimi took a bowl of tremella soup to the other side and gave it to Li Tiezhu.


    "Child, is the state OK? Don''t be nervous? Don''t shoot this paragraph! I just said cruel words on my side. I''m a little slapped in the face."


    The program did not shoot.


    Li Tiezhu drank it up and said, "don''t be nervous. What''s so nervous about singing? Aunt, go back quickly and don''t let people know that you, the leading brother, cooperate with the enemy."


    Han Hong slapped Li Tiezhu: "is it good?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded wildly.


    Han Hong: "no makeup?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll make up later. I don''t like it."


    "Well, how do you wear this dress? Don''t move. OK."


    "Oh."


    "Remember, your specialty is voice, not singing skills. Sing simply."


    "I know."


    "Whether you win or lose, your aunt will take you to eat delicious food in the evening. What do you want to eat?"


    "Crayfish!"


    "Good... Good performance."


    Liang Tian was stunned. She had heard that Han Hong was good to Li Tiezhu, but she didn''t expect to be so good. Oh, my God! I''m so jealous.


    At 8 pm, the third issue of "I am a singer" officially begins.


    In the gorgeous lights, Gu Daji took the microphone to the stage and said in a non-standard Mandarin: "welcome to the... Specially sponsored competition performance of" I am a singer. "


    It''s not easy to finish this long string of words so smoothly for the first time.


    The audience was happy.


    "Today is the first kicking competition. A new singer will come to kick. If the new singer fails to enter the top four, the kicking will not succeed. If he enters the top four, the seventh place will leave."


    The audience liked the excitement and applauded immediately.


    Gu Daji: "now, let''s invite the first competing singer to bring you a simple song" life is like summer flowers "


    (in order to facilitate the substitution, it is set that some songs in this world are the same as those in that world. These songs do not appear in Li Tiezhu''s system mall. In short, I think those who sing well are real songs, and those who suck write fake names.)


    Zhang Liying was the first to appear on the stage. Obviously, she was a little nervous and had some defects, but the defects did not hide the defects. Generally speaking, she sang very well.


    At least, Li Tiezhu feels very good.


    Because he was too involved, Li Tiezhu was a little confused, causing the barrage to say "small eyes, big confusion" to him.


    The second is yelia adapted and sung by Yan Bing.


    The third is "find yourself" sung by Huang Liangling.


    The fourth is Chen Jingyi, who was eliminated in the previous period. Her return performance song is a foreign language song "no one can replace you".


    Quite a powerful live singing, the bullet screen is difficult to calm down. They say that you won''t be eliminated if you sang this song in the last issue?


    The fifth is "the past goes with the wind" brought by Han Hong.


    At the moment Han Hong appeared on the stage, Li Tiezhu stood up and provoked Liang Tian to look blankly: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "listen to the song."


    Liang Tian still doesn''t understand.


    However, the audience who are watching the live broadcast understand, and have sent barrages to praise Li Tiezhu, because Li Tiezhu''s conditioned behavior fully shows his inner respect.


    This song, just a prelude and harmony, basically won half. When Han Hong opened his mouth


    Li Tiezhu shook his head directly and felt his scalp numb.


    Barrage:


    "Super God!"


    "The knee has been cut off. I''ll send you an address."


    "Sounds of nature!"


    "The national team sling ah, this is."


    "Lovely love..."


    The sixth is Gu Daji himself. He sang a song "lover" to pay tribute to his idol, the golden band of Xiangjiang rock.


    The Seventh Sun Nan, after kissing uncle Liang Xiaobo, sang a classic song "at least you".


    So far, the seven first singers have finished singing. Here is


    Kicking singer.


    Each of the top seven performed surprisingly well and contributed first-class singing, which brought great challenges to the kicking singers. These seven singers are really too strong to win!


    On the other side, when Sun Nan joined the army and cheered everyone''s good performance, Gu Daji, the host on the stage, took the script:


    "Wow..."


    The audience''s interest was immediately aroused. After all, the audience in front of the screen knew that the kicking singer was Li Tiezhu, but the audience didn''t know.


    Gu Daji: "next, the last competing singer tonight. The first kicking singer!"


    The camera cuts to the backstage. Li Tiezhu and Liang Tian, who have lost their makeup, are walking in the channel.


    Liang Tian: "come on! You''re the biggest guy tonight. Don''t be afraid! The spotlight on the stage is yours. Come on!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Gu Daji is still making gimmicks: "he just won the Golden Melody Award for Best Newcomer last year. He is a singer and composer. He has written songs for Chen Yisen, Luhani and others, and... Sister Han Hong."


    The audience immediately knew who it was and cheered and screamed.


    In particular, a group of aunts in the back row jumped up directly, clapped each other''s hands, and then shouted, "iron pillar! Iron pillar -"


    Han Hongle said, "look, what''s mom like?"


    Other singers laughed and knew who the kicker was. Then the question came. Did Han Hong "kill" the newcomer?


    Gu Daji and others were a little less cheering and continued: "He only released one album, and then broke the sales record. His songs dominated the major music charts for a long time. Yes, either Chinese is poor, or songs... Guys. In the top ten of the charts, there are usually five to six songs sung by him, and another one or two written by him, which forced us old singers to have no way to go. Finally, we had to do variety shows. Then, he came to play "It''s over!"


    After that, Gu Daji turned his mouth and looked like he had been bullied.


    The audience laughed. Well done, Li Tiezhu.


    The barrage took off:


    "I haven''t noticed that Li Tiezhu is so strong!"


    "The beginning is the peak."


    "That''s it for an album. I''ll get it in a few years?"


    "Li Tiezhu is really strong."


    "Xiaogu is so miserable. He was forced to do variety shows and people came to kick the hall."


    "Laugh to death!"


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu has dominated the list for a year."


    "Which song?"


    "There are too many representative works and it''s troublesome!"


    The audience in front of the screen began to guess which song Li Tiezhu would sing. The audience was also curious. Even the singers in the rest area were very curious.


    Sun Nan: "I like his song" chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart. "


    Yan Bing said: "the sea and the sky is also good."


    Huang Liangling said, "which of his songs is not good? All the songs are super good. That''s terrible!"


    Gu Daji shrugged and said, "looking at Taiben, I thought I was wrong. Do you know why? Taiben was written like this. Teacher Liang Xiaobo asked Li Tiezhu to choose a masterpiece. As a result, he gave such a song name. For this reason, Liang Xiaobo still argued with him for a long time, and finally Li Tiezhu won."


    The audience immediately quieted down.


    The live picture cut to the dispute between Liang Xiaobo and Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu said, "I''m going to sing an original new song."


    Gu Daji''s expression was complex: "next, let''s invite the kicking singer to bring his future Masterpiece --"


    The applause broke out like thunder.


    Because Li Tiezhu is original again! Moreover, he is super confident and calls this song the masterpiece of the future.


    In the rest area, Huang Liangling directly covered her mouth and screamed, "it''s terrible! Can it be like this?"


    Sun Nan: "it''s all his own songs. Of course."


    Zhang Liying: "is it Chinese style? I love his national style songs."


    Han Hong was the most calm: "it''s fun."


    Yan Bing also sat up straight and was a singer songwriter. In fact, he was not convinced of the title of genius given to Li Tiezhu by the media and the audience this year.


    Gu Daji said, "a new song" preface to Lanting "


    With that, he got off the stage.


    The stage lights suddenly dimmed, and then a figure came to the stage.


    A dozen spotlights.


    The audience applauded and screamed like a huge wave.


    Li Tiezhu said, "did everyone... Eat?"


    Audience: "eat!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Audience: "you''re welcome!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said to Liang Xiaobo, "Happy Birthday to teacher Liang."


    Audience: "kiss one!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? I don''t kiss men. Next, I''ll bring you my new song" preface to Lanting ". Be good, stop making noise and listen to the song quietly."


    The noisy scene was indeed quiet.


    The beautiful and melodious Prelude sounded, and the sad and beautiful erhu was tactfully hooked.


    Li Tiezhu began to sing:


    Orchid Pavilion calligraphy is like running clouds and flowing water


    Under the moon, the door is pushed, and your heart is as thin as your footsteps

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    Just two sentences, the audience gave a tacit applause. Another classic was born. Li Tiezhu is worthy of being Li Tiezhu.


    A man who dares to sing original songs in I am a singer.


    If it weren''t for Li Tiezhu''s efforts to press his hands down while singing, I''m afraid the applause would last for a long time.


    Gu Daji, the singer and host, shook his head silently. It''s unreasonable for such people to be angry. Even if you write a slightly mediocre song, you can give other singers a way to live!


    The barrage also calls madly:


    "Li Tiezhu is still that Li Tiezhu."


    "Society, society!"


    "Go crazy!"


    "Single cycle, buy this song tomorrow."


    "My God! Chinese style is really the most beautiful."


    "This gentle and hazy feeling can only be expressed by national style?"


    "I''m listening to the song on my knees. Is there no problem?"


    "No treble! No treble! No treble!"


    "The alternative of singer stage."


    "Who says you can''t stab someone without a gun head (high voice)


    "I''m drunk."


    "Songzhuer: my man, isn''t he good? I traded my body for it."


    "Show!"


    In the lounge, the singers were also shocked by Li Tiezhu''s song without exaggeration. Except Han Hong, they all listened to Li Tiezhu''s original songs for the first time.


    Sun Nan directly wanted to spray dirty words: "I''m going... I''ll go! Is that too strong?"


    Zhang Liying: "I''ll force him to write songs for me when I turn back. If I don''t, I''ll curse him for eating instant noodles without seasoning bag!"


    Huang Liangling envied, "do you know each other very well?"


    "We are fellow villagers. We were eating hot pot in Kyoto a few days ago."


    "That''s nice. Would you please ask for a song for me?"


    Han Hong said, "the child just turned down the invitation of Chinese good songs and came to us."


    Sun Nan: "why? I think it''s more appropriate to go to a good song. Anyway, he can write it."


    Han Hong smiled with extra pride and even a little floating: "he said that if he went to a good song, it would be unfair to other players."


    Sun Nan: "cow force..."


    What''s crazy? This is crazy!


    Yan Bing is still unconvinced. He has been absorbed in listening to songs. He is quick thinking and good at writing songs.


    Therefore, every time he heard Li Tiezhu sing a sentence, he had to think of the next sentence in his head. If he would write it. Every time I was inspired, I felt quite tear resistant. However, I was beaten by Li Tiezhu''s next sentence every time, which was nothing compared.


    Listen, Yan Bing already has some anger on his face.


    Li Tiezhu was still talking, and there was no sign of going high. Even though Liang Xiaobo has repeatedly reminded him that he must burn and fry, Li Tiezhu is still unmoved. Because I''m not a street performer. I''m a singer.


    Li Tiezhu sang with devotion and enjoyed it very much. The perfect soundtrack and high-quality sound effect are really enjoyable to sing here. Compared with singers, a good voice is like a grass-roots team. Li Tiezhu often sang on the guitar


    The copy is easy to write and the ink will not fade, leaving a lasting aftertaste with you


    Who does a line of cinnabar circle


    It has nothing to do with the wind and moon. I''ll wait for you in the preface


    With a pen hanging, there are thousands of waves on the shore


    It''s not right how to write


    And I only lack your understanding of life


    On the large screens on both sides of the studio, the lyrics were displayed in real time. The audience listened to the song and read the unpredictable, elegant and calm words flowing like water. They were unconsciously drunk.


    It''s just my words of Greater China that have such charm.


    After singing, the audience spontaneously began to applaud, thinking that the interlude came and was suitable for applause.


    It has nothing to do with the wind and moon. I''ll wait for you in the preface


    With a pen hanging, there are thousands of waves on the shore


    It''s not right how to write


    And I only lack your understanding of life


    The audience was stunned. Is this opera? Or rap? rap£¿


    That sounds good!


    Next to the stage, Gu Daji suddenly raised his eyebrows, looked shocked, and then showed a knowing smile. It''s really powerful! I heard this singing for the first time.


    lounge.


    Zhang Liying and Huang Liangling were stunned, and Sun Nan was surprised.


    Yan Bing looked resentful, nodded and even applauded unconsciously. Why didn''t I think of it? Can you still do this? He even hummed along.


    Han Hong: "Peking Opera, tut tut... This child can always be unexpected."


    The barrage is even more explosive:


    "What about those who like rap? Come out and take two steps!"


    "This is the real rap."


    "Absolutely beautiful!"


    "I dare say that few of those guys who play rap can complete this difficult drama rap."


    "A song that makes people drunk."


    "I''m stunned by the lyrics. I''ll give you a month? I''ll hang my pen!!"


    "As we all know, Li Tiezhu is a learning scum."


    "That''s ridiculous..."


    "China is so beautiful!"


    "Li Tiezhu played with the singer as a good voice!"


    "How handsome!"


    The live video even showed Li Tiezhu''s agent Zhang Xiaomeng. He smiled proudly and nodded slowly with the rhythm.


    Liang Tian, the program''s agent, has bright eyes. He just feels that the man on the stage is shining and handsome. The face is easy to die, only the world can never be covered with dust!


    After rap, Li Tiezhu closed his eyes and sang intoxicatingly:


    The wild goose flew south and turned to see you in tears


    How do you sleep with a handful of moon hands


    How can you feel resentment about stitching embroidered shoes


    If flowers blame butterflies, who will you blame


    It has nothing to do with the wind and moon. I''ll wait for you in the preface


    With a pen hanging, there are thousands of waves on the shore


    ¡­¡­


    Calligraphy has no shame and fear of human right and wrong


    The rain beat the banana leaves for several nights


    I''ll wait for Chunlei to remind you who you love


    After singing a song, Li Tiezhu still closed his eyes and waited silently for the music to end.


    The applause has been overwhelming. Li Tiezhu just stood silently and hung his head slightly. He has not completely separated from the mood of the song. This is the skill he learned in Beidian during this period. He tried emotional singing for the first time and put himself into the plot of the song.


    From what you hear through the ear, the effect is good.


    Barrage:


    "I declare that Li Tiezhu''s challenge is successful!"


    "If this NIMA can''t get the first four, then she''ll be speechless."


    "This song is so beautiful!"


    "The lyrics are too classic."


    "It''s hard to imagine that a singer can be so enterprising. Every song is classic, never ordinary, despise! Dog head."


    "Bah! Serious brother sings well again. I want to listen to sand sculpture songs."


    Everyone knows how difficult this song is. Apart from Li Tiezhu''s song, I haven''t heard a good new song for many years? In this era when the inspiration of the older generation of creators is exhausted, it is a long drought and a sweet rain to produce Li Tiezhu.


    This song is not good, it is beautiful! Aestheticism! Beautiful! Oriental beauty.


    Following the "east wind breaking", another song "preface to Lanting", let everyone witness the rise of Li Tiezhu, the first person of national style.


    During the break, the singers were also conquered by Li Tiezhu''s talent and expressed their feelings about the song one after another. Among them, Yan Bing, who was most unconvinced by Li Tiezhu, was the most enthusiastic. As a composer, he knew how difficult it was to write such a good song.


    Outside the screen, hundreds of millions of viewers are also amazed by this song. Even if other singers sing very well, they can''t hide Li Tiezhu''s Guanghua. This is original!


    Kyoto.


    Why didn''t songzhuer go back to the villa and Li Tiezhu? She specially watched the live broadcast of "I am a singer" with the whole dormitory and dog leg Xu Jiazhen.


    After Li Tiezhu finished singing this song, song Zhuer jumped up directly, put one foot on the chair and shouted, "who else? Who else?"


    Xu Jiazhen: "iron pillar is the most awesome!"


    The other three roommates were also deeply shocked. Rao was that they knew that Li Tiezhu was a musical talent, but it was also refreshing to see Li Tiezhu airborne a cloud of masters on the singer stage for the first time in such a domineering way.


    Nishikawa.


    Zhao Liya finished her homework early and watched Li Tiezhu sing new songs in front of the TV. She frowned. Why can''t I write such a beautiful melody when I write songs?


    Liu Wanyun blew Li Tiezhu all the way. After singing, she crossed her legs: "hum! Successful kicking! The first three didn''t run. In fact, in my personal opinion, he can win this championship."


    Zhao Liya was silent. He heard the defects of Li Tiezhu''s singing. However, she was well versed in the philosophy that good women don''t fight with their mother.


    Zhao Muye doesn''t understand: "song is a good song, but it''s too general. It''s a pity."


    Liu Wanyun slapped Zhao Liya back: "You know shit! It''s called natural, pure, without modification! What''s good about singing with pure skills? These singers who have been famous for a long time know how to play high notes one by one. Is it interesting? High notes are a kind of emotion. If the emotion is not in place, it''s too embarrassing! Don''t be distracted at all. You see how distracted my iron pillar is? It''s called empathy. Thank you for being a music professor, bah! Scum £¡¡±


    Zhao Liya bared her teeth in pain and handed the old man a secret signal.


    Zhao Muye touched his face and wanted to fight back. When he saw his daughter secretly wiping her neck, he woke up and almost died again. Isn''t it good to live?


    Zhao Muye shivered in a cold sweat. His daughter-in-law grew up in Military Boxing in primary school.


    After bowing to the audience on three sides, Li Tiezhu said thank you and walked off the stage.


    Gu Daji stepped onto the stage, wiped the sweat on his forehead and shook his hand: "my sweat is coming out! It''s terrible! Now the new people don''t leave a way for us old people?"


    The audience smiled.


    "Li Tiezhu! I really want to make complaints about the difference between kicking and playing."


    The audience burst into laughter. It''s so appropriate.


    Li Tiezhu kicked too hard, which is no different from smashing the field.


    Li Tiezhu bowed awkwardly to Gu Daji, scratched his head, and followed Meida''s sister Liang Tian into the channel.


    Liang Tian: "Ouye! A good start! Tiezhu, you''re really good. Although I''ve heard this song in rehearsal for a long time, I still want to say that this is your best singing!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m a competition singer."


    Liang Tian opened her arms: "hold one and celebrate the happy cooperation!"


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed: "men and women don''t kiss..."


    Liang Tian: "ha ha... You are so cute!"


    She added in her heart, no wonder songzhuer can''t control it. If it''s for me, she can''t control it!


    On the stage, Gu Daji still shook his head: "I just received the notice from the program team and specially explained to you that if Li Tiezhu kicks successfully, he will compete with original songs in each of the later competitions."


    "Oh --"


    It''s boiling under the stage, like a three Baidu oil pot.


    Gu Daji explained: "the rule of this program is that except for the first song, every singer participating in the competition is not allowed to sing the songs he has sung before. However, Li Tiezhu can drill loopholes, and his new songs are not sung before. In fact, everyone can drill this loophole, but... Ha ha, I can''t afford to drill anyway!"


    That''s right. Except for Zhou Jie stick and Lin Jiangnan, it is estimated that few people in China can get up.

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    The barrage is interested in this:


    "This is a bug! My iron pillar is a bug!"


    "Gu Daji, you write songs too! Ha ha!"


    "It''s a good sentence that men and women don''t give and receive."


    "On songzhuer''s tutoring."


    "Postpartum us."


    "What the hell is upstairs? It''s mixed with strange things."


    "I want to say that Li Tiezhu''s song is put on small fresh meat. It''s blown up directly. Is there any?"


    "Shh! Concentrate on watching the program and don''t talk. Besides, I @ Park Chulong!"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    The whole live screen is quiet, very tacit.


    How to say this?


    You can say that Li Tiezhu took advantage. He sang songs written by himself, but you can also say that he was in a panic. He also wrote an original song in each issue of the last program. He not only had to write, but also compared his singing skills with other singers.


    There is no absolute fairness, which has always been the case in this world.


    Gu Da Ji uses himself as the host''s advantage, and crazy to make complaints about it. After all, it''s hard to get even.


    "Do you call this newcomer? This newcomer? Baa? Now I feel the malice of the program group. Li Tiezhu is not a newcomer! Everyone be quiet. My name is Gu Daji. The song is lover. Remember to vote for me..."


    The barrage laughed wildly:


    "Is this NIMA new?"


    "This is a nuclear bomb, okay? Direct nuclear leveling!"


    "Terrible."


    "Such a wonderful work has been produced for decades. We should protect our iron pillar."


    "Wait for the voting results!"


    "Can you still fail in kicking? Are you kidding?"


    "But who will be eliminated?"


    "Yes!"


    "Everyone performed very well in this issue!"


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu followed the beauty Liang Tian through the long passage to the singers'' rest room.


    All five singers stood up to welcome Li Tiezhu. After all, the singing world is also a place of strength.


    Yan Bing bears the brunt: "they all say you are the king of creation in the Chinese singing world. I''m really unconvinced! But you''re really great today! Next, I''ll try my best to challenge you."


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "you''re welcome."


    Huang Liangling hugged Li Tiezhu and caught Li Tiezhu unprepared. She couldn''t dodge.


    The milk is so big that it hurts internally!


    Huang Liangling: "it''s so handsome! Brother Tiezhu, aren''t you 20 years old?"


    Li Tiezhu: "nineteen."


    Huang Liangling: "how lovely! Write a song for your sister when you have time?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Good..."


    Zhang Liying pulled Li Tiezhu: "dare you lie to me? Your baby is too wordy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the director won''t let me say. He says that the original singing of kicking is more distinctive. He won''t let me publicize it everywhere..."


    Sun Nan shook hands with Li Tiezhu: "see you again! Every time I see you, I have a surprise. The song is well written!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Finally, Han Hong sat motionless on the sofa, put the teacher''s qualifications and said, "the song is OK, the singing skill is tut tut... It needs to be strengthened!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I know I''m still too far away. I''ll try my best to learn from all teachers."


    Another four singers collectively make complaints about who just blew Li Tiezhu up. Aren''t you Han Hong? It''s true to meet again! I don''t know what you''re doing.


    Han Hong held his identity and said, "OK, Peking Opera rap is good."


    Li Tiezhu was as happy as if he had won a prize. He smiled brightly and went to pinch Han Hong''s shoulder. Han Hong often goes through mountains and ditches for public welfare. In addition, he is too fat and has been in poor health.


    "Comfortable? Xiao Zhen taught me. He has a great massage..."


    Li Tiezhu was particularly attentive.


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the following:


    "Sleeping trough! Xiao town has been very successful in washing white recently! Even Li Tiezhu advertised him."


    "I have to say that my family never sprays any peers except manure. This is called professional ethics!"


    "Xiao town is still good. It''s a man."


    "Female fans say they like Xiao town and Li Tiezhu more."


    "Lao Han''s fat body really needs to be reduced. Serious brother, can you press it thoroughly?"


    Shudu.


    Liu Wanyun glanced at his daughter contemptuously: "have you been invited to this program?"


    Zhao Liya: "no, what''s the matter?"


    Liu Wanyun: "rubbish!"


    Zhao Liya: "


    Zhao Muye quit. Why scold my daughter? This is immoral! He said, "what''s good about this crappy program? Isn''t it a variety show? What music do those viewers know?"


    Liu Wanyun slapped Zhao Liya in an instant: "it''s called grounding. Is there any meaning in music that ordinary people don''t like? It''s sunny and snowy. It''s really more elegant than xialiba people? Thanks to you, you''re still a music professor, bah! Scum!"


    Zhao Muye: "no... I..."


    Zhao Liya tried her best to wink. Dad, please don''t argue with her, okay? I''m going to be killed!


    Zhao Muye: "well... Li Tiezhu is also very powerful."


    Liu Wanyun: "go away! You don''t deserve to like iron pillars."


    Hengdian.


    Lengba and Yang Mi roll and fight in bed at the home stay with boiled fish soup.


    "Your man will definitely be promoted this time. It''s your treat!"


    "Why should I treat? Isn''t it enough for you to exploit me? I knew I would listen to iron pillar and change jobs!"


    "How dare you! Pull you apart..."


    "Bah! Don''t talk coquettishly, or I won''t watch the program with you. I have a Lord."


    "Oh, you''re a woman!"


    "Of course."


    "Are you so proud to be a little three?"


    "It depends on whose junior!"


    "No backbone! Look down on you. Be reasonable. When will you ask out the iron pillar and let''s play together?"


    "Get out! Songzhuer killed you."


    "Cut! Be stingy."


    "No, you are so afraid of pain. How can you stand an iron pillar?"


    "Ah? Oh, Ho, Ho..."


    "Hey, if you want to like it, you can go after iron pillar by yourself and see what you can do. I tell you, it''s hard to get Zhu Ji! If you engage in crooked ways, songzhuer dares to beat you. Be careful, sister MI."


    "Forget it! That''s all."


    After weighing, Yang Mi decided to give up. I prefer a large forest and can''t stick to a crooked neck tree.


    She didn''t know. She missed a billion.


    After advertising himself, Gu Daji introduced some voting rules. Then he got off the stage and went to the singers'' rest room.


    Canvassing for yourself is a special benefit for the host.


    When he walked back to the rest room, Gu Daji was welcomed by everyone. After all, with almost the money, he worked harder, and everyone was a little forced to count.


    After receiving everyone''s thanks and encouragement, Gu Daji looked at Li Tiezhu who was still pressing Han Hong''s shoulder and said:


    "When Chen Yisen told me, I didn''t believe it. Now I believe it. You are a... What? What''s that called? Yes! Catfish!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what fish? Is it delicious?"


    Everyone laughed and the goods knew to eat.


    Han Hong said, "tonight, no matter what our grades are, I''ll invite everyone to eat spicy crayfish, okay? This is iron pillar! Light, iron pillar, you''re going to crush me? Ma Xiao! I''ll let the assistant fix it first..."


    With that, Han Hong picked up his cell phone.


    We don''t refuse, but is Han Hong a little too kind to Li Tiezhu? Didn''t you say that outsiders can''t come to the village? Isn''t that embarrassing?


    Do you want to kill Li Tiezhu?


    No one dares to say it. After all, it will be embarrassing.


    Zhang Liying is not afraid. She has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu and Han Hong. She said, "sister Hong, it''s agreed that no outsiders will be left in the village. Why don''t you kill Li Tiezhu?"


    Han Hong: "ah? Who will be killed? Fair competition. According to the requirements of the program team, we as guests should not replace the kitchen."


    Zhang Liying: "


    Sure enough, he changed his mind! Isn''t it more pro than Pro son?


    Li Tiezhu said, "have you seen miman too much? Sister Liying."


    Zhang Liying: "what?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "kill Dad! Isn''t miman watching too much?"


    Zhang Liying was stunned for a long time before she rushed up and punched and kicked Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was naturally not afraid.


    On the other hand, the voting is in full swing. The hostess with a very weak sense of existence finally has a job to intercept and interview the audience after the voting. Because it is a live broadcast, there is no way to control the so-called All-Star balance.


    "Excuse me, who did you vote for?"


    "Of course it''s Li Tiezhu. Who else can I vote for?"


    "Who did you vote for?"


    "Li Tiezhu."


    "Why?"


    "Don''t you have ears? Why? Don''t your TV reporters understand music?"


    "Aunt, who did you vote for?"


    "My iron pillar!"


    "Why is it your iron pillar? What do you say?"


    "Are you new here? Just graduated? Don''t you know mother''s powder? The most important thing for iron pillars in my family is mother''s powder. Hey? Who, where''s your ticket? Show me! Iron pillars, um, yes, vote..."


    Finally, the hostess was embarrassed instead of smiling and said: "it seems that the fan group of the first kicking guest of" I am a singer "is still very strong. However, I still want to make a statement. Please vote rationally. It''s best to vote from the perspective of strength and singing..."


    Suddenly, an old aunt with a big wave poked her head out for the mirror: "what do you mean? It''s irrational to vote for my iron pillar? Can those beautiful songs be written? You know the high pitch..."


    The hostess smiled far fetched and poked away the camera aunt: "next, let''s return the picture to the backstage..."


    As soon as the picture turns, the lounge.


    Li Tiezhu is peeling grapes to eat. The fruit provided by the program group is not bad.


    "Aunt, do you want to eat? I''ll peel it for you."


    Han Hong shook his head. Eat by yourself. You look like a hungry ghost.


    So, after the camera cut, the audience burst into laughter.


    While eating grapes, Li Tiezhu bolted: "I always thought that the fruits on TV programs were fake, plastic ones, because you don''t eat, they must be fake. Later, I found that stars don''t like fruits, which is very strange..."


    Several singers cover their faces one after another. We also like to eat fruit, okay? Just, is it too much to wolf down under the lens?


    Moreover, although the singers present here are very famous, the announcement fees for variety shows are very average, and the highest Han Hong is only one million. You''re a newcomer, 1.5 million in one issue, and you pretend to be crazy?


    Li Tiezhu had no face and skin, and peeled himself a banana: "ah, ah, ah. Here comes Mr. Hong Bo? Do you want to eat bananas?"


    Hong Bo turned his eyes directly: "I''m here to announce the results of the competition. Li Tiezhu, the current kicking singer, has got the results whether the kicking is successful or not."


    Li Tiezhu bit a banana: "really? Wow, you''re great."


    Hong Bo: "

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    "Puff box..."


    The first to laugh was Liang Xiaobo behind Hong Bo. Originally, he was going to sit behind Hong Bo and watch him toss about these singers. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu started first and gave him a blow in the head.


    Other singers and singer partners also laughed. God, you''re great.


    Liang Tian smiled quickly and inserted the device. No, she was angry. She was lying on the back of the sofa where Li Tiezhu was, shivering and making a goose cry.


    Yan Bing and Sun Nan smiled and praised Li Tiezhu.


    Hong Bo had no choice but to smash his mouth. He had no choice but to pick up the Millennium mountain and pour it into a glass, mom! Haunted? Drink Millennium mountain everywhere.


    Li Tiezhu ate bananas and walked innocently to Hong Bo: "are you thirsty? Shall I help you announce the results?"


    Hong Bo quickly covered the card with the competition results and looked nervous: "you go back!"


    "I just want to help you."


    "No!"


    Li Tiezhu went back and sat down bitterly. Why is this man like this?


    The dog bit LV Dongbin.


    Zhang Liying said, "director Hong wants to create suspense. Every time he reads a name, he wants to stop talking."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know how long the program lasts. I''ve seen the good voice. Good guy, at first I thought the director stuttered."


    "Box box box box..."


    Liang Xiaobo''s laughter became more and more abnormal.


    Hong Bo looked back at him and said, "you can''t let Li Tiezhu torture me alone and trick Li Tiezhu into kicking the hall. You also have a share!"!


    So he said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, everyone has wished Mr. Liang Xiaobo a happy birthday. How about you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I also said happy birthday!"


    Hong Bo: "nothing else?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, I gave a small gift the day before yesterday. I didn''t prepare anything else. It should be regarded as a birthday gift."


    Hong Bo: "as the first kicking guest, you are not sincere enough."


    [Ding - congratulations to the host for getting a free song, a birthday song]


    Eh?


    Li Tiezhu was surprised. Are there any free songs?


    How can the dog system be so good?


    There must be fraud!


    Besides, isn''t this song in the world?


    After listening to free songs in the system, Li Tiezhu realized that it was indeed a dog system. However, it was free and free anyway.


    Just in time.


    So Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "let me sing a new song for Mr. Liang. I wrote a birthday song for him."


    Hong Bo: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, what? Didn''t you ask me to show some sincerity?"


    Sun Nan: "didn''t you have birthday song long ago? Besides, when did you know Liang Xiaobo''s birthday was written?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this one is different. I just wrote it. It''s in my head. It''s very simple!"


    Sun Nan was stunned and wrote songs on the spot? Writing songs in your head? Is that online true?


    Yan Bing suddenly became serious, like a great enemy.


    Other singers also pricked their ears.


    Liang Xiaobo stopped laughing and stood up silently. He had been writing songs for others for so long. Today, someone wrote songs for him.


    Barrage:


    "Again?"


    "Why do you say it again?"


    "Li Tiezhu, it''s not called smashing the field. It''s artillery washing the ground!"


    "Too fierce!"


    "What divine comedy will it be?"


    "Can''t you keep it for the competition? Why do you sing here?"


    "Next is the moment to witness miracles..."


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu was full of confidence and everyone was curious, Hong Bo knew that the effect of this program was stable and said, "then you can sing. Do you need an instrument?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Cymbals!"


    Hong Bo and Liang Xiaobo are stunned. What song uses cymbals? Just one cymbal?


    Liang Xiaobo: "don''t you want anything else?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t need anything else."


    Soon, the staff handed over a pair of cymbals.


    Li Tiezhu took the cymbals in both hands and cleared his throat.


    Everyone calmed down and wanted to see what kind of Divine Song Li Tiezhu wrote in his head at the scene. Was there a good song "you laugh so good" written at the good voice scene last time?


    Li Tiezhu spoke directly:


    happy birthday to you


    Cymbals.


    Bang bang!


    happy birthday to you


    Bang bang!


    Hey, pipo''ers, it''s oil~


    Li Tiezhu stepped on the floor and made a dense drum sound.


    Happy birthday to you


    Good luck~


    Good health and good luck


    The whole family is happy


    Great fortune


    Good luck~


    Happiness is like the East China Sea and longevity is better than the south mountain


    Rich and happy every day


    All happy


    Happy~


    ¡ú


    After singing one song, Li Tiezhu bowed one cymbal after another: "thank you! Ouye ~"


    Yan Bing rolled on the ground laughing and patted the floor.


    Sun Nan was stunned and looked confused.


    Zhang Liying and Huang Liangling covered their faces with laughter. This song is too crazy!


    Gu Daji looked blankly and surprised to grow up. What is this operation? I don''t understand at all!


    Singer partners are more strange, some laugh, some are surprised, and more are at a loss.


    Hong Bo clapped directly: "Wow, you''re great ~"


    Liang Xiaobo rolled his eyes. Is this a birthday song? How do I feel like you''re sending me away?


    On the live broadcast screen, the bullet screen dominates the screen:


    "Divine Comedy reappearance!"


    "This is not much better than Lanting preface?"


    "As soon as Li Tiezhu shot, he was either dead or injured."


    "It feels like the tune of Southwest mourning."


    "Yes!"


    "I''m a good guy directly. Serious brother never disappoints people."


    "I also have a birthday today, Li Tiezhu. I thank your family."


    "Suitable for single cycle..."


    "Don''t let me down, penguin. I''ll see this song in penguin music tomorrow."


    "Love, love."


    "Lu zhuanfen starts with this song!"


    "It''s more brainwashing than the song of neuropathy."


    "Finished, my head is full of that tune, infinite cycle..."


    "I want to learn to go back and sing to my father."


    "I don''t want to listen. Don''t learn."


    Shudu.


    Zhao Liya slapped the table with a smile. Silly column is too stupid. Is there such a happy birthday?


    Zhao Muye also smiled. Although he didn''t like Li Tiezhu, I was relieved to know that he was a fool.


    Liu Wanyun didn''t laugh and gave Zhao Liya a certain son (fist) seriously.


    Zhao Liya looked at her mother bitterly.


    Liu Wanyun said, "what have you learned from this?"


    Zhao Liya: "learn what? He''s a fool!"


    Boom!


    Punch like a dragon.


    "Ah!!"


    Liu Wanyun said slowly: "Like most people, you have worldly prejudice. Do I pretend to be crazy? The world laughs at me for being too crazy. I laugh at others for not being able to see through! You think Li Tiezhu is on this floor, but actually he is several floors higher than you. Although it is a funny song made for the sense of variety, how many people in the world have such talent and agility? They match the melody, lyrics and music in their head almost instantly The music, rhythm and arrangement are all done. Although the song is not long, it is quite complete. This is the genius of my iron pillar! "


    Zhao Liya also became serious, nodded and said, "it''s really powerful! Especially the rap in the middle, the rhythm is so good. I even think Li Tiezhu''s rap is better than that of all singers now."


    Liu Wanyun said happily, "I''m very satisfied that you can realize these..."


    Zhao Muye stared at the dog. Is it so powerful? I''m also a music professor. Why didn''t I find anything good? Of course, don''t raise objections at this time, or she will beat my baby daughter.


    The East China Sea.


    Yue Yupeng, who just finished recording the program, watched the live broadcast with Qin Tao and Guo Dalin. They were turned over by this song.


    Yue Yupeng: "what tune is this? It''s amazing!"


    Qin Tao: "when we carried people up the mountain in our hometown, the craftsmen shouted. I can do it too!"


    Guo Dalin: "is it true or false? Make this adjustment to wish people a happy birthday? Really good."


    Yue Yupeng: "look back and ask Tiezhu. We learned this song and brought it to crosstalk..."


    Qin Tao: "it''s best to sing to Uncle Guo when brother Da Lin is on the same stage with Uncle Guo."


    Guo Dalin: "am I still alive?"


    Yue Yupeng applauded: "OK, OK! In this line, Tao Zi, you can sing with Uncle Qian."


    Qin Tao nodded and said, "I think so, too."


    Live program.


    Li Tiezhu clapped his hands one by one with the singers and partners, then returned to his seat and sat down. They asked to clap their hands, and Li Tiezhu was embarrassed to refuse.


    The following Liang Xiaobo can''t laugh or cry, but it''s nothing for the effect of the program.


    Hong Bo looked at the time and found that the support time was surprisingly smooth, and he didn''t stop talking * *. It can be seen how wise it was to invite Li Tiezhu, a sand sculpture genius, to come.


    "I thank you for Mr. Liang, tie Zhu. Now I''m back to the theme, and the results of the competition are already in my hands. I want to ask Mr. Han Hong. I said before that no one was allowed to enter, just seven of us. So, now? Do you want Li Tie Zhu to succeed or fail in the challenge?"


    The crowd laughed and looked curiously at Han Hong.


    Han Hong is also a little embarrassed.


    Wei Jia said, "Mr. Han Hong, it is said on the Internet that Li Tiezhu is your own son. Are you going to kill your relatives today?"


    Li Tiezhu laughed at the people again.


    Han Hong: "Li Tiezhu, you laugh fart! It''s all because of you that I''ve been beaten in the face. If anyone else, I''ll just drive him out of here."


    The singers began to coax, "Oh -"


    Hong Bo said, "so, do you want Li Tiezhu to succeed in the challenge?"


    Han Hong: "of course, after all, my children are so talented and can sing birthday songs. How excellent, isn''t it?"


    Sun Nan said directly, "Happy Birthday to you!"


    Han Hong added, "but I don''t want anyone to be eliminated!"


    Hong Bo: "that''s impossible. There''s no way to have the best of both worlds. Either Li Tiezhu failed in the challenge, Li Tiezhu left, or Li Tiezhu succeeded in the challenge, and the seventh ranked singer was eliminated. In fact, when I saw the result of the competition, I was ignorant, really, I didn''t expect it at all... It''s terrible!"


    The crowd suddenly became nervous.


    Sun Nan: "successfully kicked the hall?"


    Hong Bo: "according to my habit, I should take a sip of Millennium mountain first, then say a few words with suspense, and announce a painless ranking word by word. However, I don''t want to do this time, because this ranking is too shocking."


    The singers concentrated, the partners became more nervous and leaned forward one after another.


    Hong Bo: "the champion of this period is Li Tiezhu."


    (thanks to Zeng & Canghai for his 200000 rewards and 141 monthly tickets, adding ten chapters for him, and adding one chapter for the smoker''s fifth brother and the Mountain Alliance and sea oath, a total of twelve chapters. There is no draft saved, so it is added in a few days. Thank you! It''s normal at three o''clock every day and after 11 p.m.)

 Chapter 358

    champion?


    Li Tiezhu?


    So, are you here to kick? Or to raise the crown? Xi Ti champion?


    Liang Xiaobo, who didn''t know the result, was stunned and even a little suspicious.


    After a short period of consternation, the singers on the stage clapped their hands and congratulated Li Tiezhu. The partners showed exaggerated expressions. They really didn''t pretend. After all, when everyone was curious about whether Li Tiezhu could succeed in kicking, they won the championship.


    Wei Jia: "is it too exaggerated? Kick a champion?"


    Liang Tian jumped up with excitement: "my God! What immortal luck am I? I won the championship when I was a partner for the first time! Thank the program team for giving me to Tiezhu."


    The other partners nearby are really sour. Whether they won the championship or not is second, mainly because Li Tiezhu is now a top star. The album has broken the record and the film is hot. It is said that the screening will be extended. You can rub a lot of heat with him, and even have more shots?


    In fact, we all know that Li Tiezhu is the one Hong Bo asked to pull traffic for the program, which is unlikely to be eliminated in the first phase.


    Gu Daji: "I just said, he''s not kicking, he''s smashing. Congratulations, Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu was also ignorant. He stood up and bowed to thank you.


    Zhang Liying: "there will be a hot search tomorrow."


    Yes, Li Tiezhu is a hot search harvester. He can go to hot search for anything. This time, we will directly become the champion in the kick, and we will also go to the hot search.


    Sun Nan: "Tiezhu has the strength to win the championship. It''s very good. The song is very good."


    I''m still a little unconvinced. I can''t sing well and lack skills.


    Yan Bing said, "if the original Lanting preface can''t win the championship, it''s terrible. It shows that the audience don''t like the national style. I''m convinced of this song! It''s really great!"


    Yan Bing, who is also a creator, obviously thinks differently. Li Tiezhu''s original Sao operation tickled his heart and wanted to play like this, but it was a little empty. What if he couldn''t write it?


    Of course, this kind of guilt is impossible to show.


    Han Hong said to Li Tiezhu, "don''t be proud. You are a newcomer, new song and new singing method, so the audience voted for you more because of the song than your singing skill. After that, you don''t have this advantage, you know? Your singing method today is OK, develop strengths and avoid weaknesses, highlight your voice, but you still need to sharpen your skills."


    If Han Hong comments on other singers like this, he will be scolding. Why should all the guests point out from above? But it doesn''t matter to Li Tiezhu. Everyone doesn''t think she is too much. Instead, they find that she really loves Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and nodded: "I know, I sing in general today."


    Huang Liangling: "I''m so angry! I won the championship and said I''m average."


    Everyone laughed. Li Tiezhu''s invisible Versailles had limited lethality and was extremely insulting.


    Partner Liang Tian jumps out and gives Li Tiezhu a huge hug. It''s really huge. He fights with lengba.


    No matter what the singers think, they all congratulate Li Tiezhu, but the audience in front of the screen is hard to adjust. The program group is replaying the picture of Li Tiezhu singing "preface to Lanting", but the live barrage has become a battlefield:


    "Is there a black curtain?"


    "The program group is eccentric!"


    "Funny! It''s all the votes cast by the audience. Why is it a black curtain?"


    "Eccentricity is also the eccentricity of the 1000 audience."


    "I would also vote for Li Tiezhu."


    "With this preface to Lanting, who can play the little fresh meat singer now?"


    "Luhani refused!"


    "If you don''t accept it, first return it to Tiezhu."


    "I don''t want to write my own original songs!"


    "All right, fat deer and iron pillars are iron. A group of fans recruit black."


    "Singing is really bad! Write songs well and don''t be a singer."


    "It''s true that Li Tiezhu is the first."


    "In terms of singing, Li Tiezhu is really not the first, or even the last."


    "This is a singer competition. Who stipulates that singers only excel in singing?"


    "Wrong, this is a high pitched competition, so Li Tiezhu didn''t win the high pitched competition. How did they shout?"


    "If it''s a Diao, these people will absolutely shut up."


    "Support Li Tiezhu!"


    "In terms of talent, I only serve Yan Bing."


    In fact, no matter how you argue, the facts can''t be changed. Li Tiezhu successfully kicked the hall. One of the six first-time singers must be eliminated.


    Therefore, after congratulating Li Tiezhu, the singers became nervous one after another, except Han Hong.


    Hong Bo took a sip of the Millennium mountain and continued: "Li Tiezhu kicked the hall successfully. Then, everyone''s ranking is very important. According to the competition system, the singer who ranked seventh in this issue will leave the stage. First of all, I want to ask Huang Liangling, how do you think of her performance today?"


    Huang Liangling suddenly panicked: "me? Me? I don''t feel very good, so I''m actually afraid."


    Han Hong: "no, you sing very well today."


    Hong Bo said, "let''s announce the sixth place first. The sixth place is not high, but it''s safe. Who of you thinks you may be the sixth? Please raise your hand."


    Sun Nan raised his hand and looked around: "are you all so confident?"


    Gu Daji: "it''s not self-confidence. It''s not self-confidence. I always think I''ll be the seventh."


    Hong Bo: "the sixth is indeed a male singer."


    The singers exclaimed one after another.


    Sun Nan: "am I right?"


    Yan Bing: "no, it should be me. You were first in last period. How can you be sixth right away?"


    Gu Daji said, "Hong Dao, don''t do it! Just say it."


    Hong Bo: "the person who won the sixth place in the game is... The sixth person is... Do you think Sun Nan guessed right?"


    "Hi..."


    The singers complained and came again.


    Li Tiezhu: "right."


    Hong Bo: "


    Li Tiezhu, are you... Fuck me, right?


    When everyone saw Hong Bo''s expression suddenly embarrassed, they suddenly understood and issued a burst of exclamation. Han Hong stood up inconceivably.


    Han Hong: "he''s only sixth? He shouldn''t!"


    Sun Nan smiled and bowed to everyone: "it''s very good. At least it''s safe. It doesn''t matter what number this program takes. The important thing is to live."


    In fact, he is not very happy. Can Li Tiezhu win the championship? I''m only sixth?


    Hong Bo asked Li Tiezhu, "why do you guess he''s sixth? Do you think brother Nan doesn''t sing well today?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why do you ask? Do you think I have a bad relationship with brother Nan?"


    Hong Bo: "


    Yan Bing smiled so much that his eyes narrowed. He turned over and slapped Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu sanctioned Hong Bo, which everyone loved.


    Next, Hong Bo announced the fifth Huang Liangling, the fourth Yan Bing and the third Han Hong. Only Zhang Liying and Gu Daji are left, one second and one seventh.


    The atmosphere at the scene was suddenly dignified, and everyone frowned.


    How can you choose one of these two?


    Is the gap still so big?


    If Gu Daji leaves, he needs to re elect the host. Moreover, he sings "lover" very well today.


    Zhang Liying also performed very well. She is the top female singer in the current Chinese music circle with first-class singing skills. Today''s song "living like summer flowers" was also completed very well.


    Han Hong couldn''t help but say, "can we not eliminate people? Neither of them can go. They are both good singers."


    Hong Bo: "no, that''s the rules of the competition system. Of course, they are all good singers, but the competition is to win or lose, someone comes and someone goes."


    Gu Daji stood up and led Zhang Liying. The two stood in front, waiting for the final sentence.


    Gu Daji said: "it doesn''t matter! I sang very well in these three competitions. It''s no big deal to eliminate them! Participating in this program is an adventure in itself."


    Zhang Liying: "yes, I''m ready to leave."


    When she came this morning, she was still teasing Li Tiezhu in the car. There were wolves here. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu hit her face so quickly. Li Tiezhu ascended the champion throne, and she lingered on the edge of elimination.


    Hong Bo: "now let''s announce the second place of the game. After the announcement, another singer is the seventh singer and the singer who is leaving the game. Do you understand?"


    Gu Daji: "I understand."


    Zhang Liying: "I see. Brother, your palms are sweating."


    "Of course, I''ve never been so nervous since my debut."


    "I''m nervous, too."


    Other singers are also absorbed in listening.


    Li Tiezhu also bit his lower lip. Although he experienced a more tragic knockout last year, Li Tiezhu still couldn''t bear it because his opponents are old predecessors.


    Hong Bo said: "the singer who won the second place in the show is... The second is..."


    Then, Hong Bo picked up the Millennium mountain.


    Han Hong was worried: "what else do you drink? Say it quickly!"


    Hong Bo still took a sip of water and said, "the second singer is singing a classic old song today."


    Yan Bing: "isn''t this nonsense?" lover "and" life is like summer flower "are classic old songs."


    Hong Bo said, "the second singer is a male singer."


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    Everyone understands.


    Gu Daji was second and Zhang Liying was seventh.


    The live barrage directly fried the pot:


    "Behind the scenes! Behind the scenes!"


    After that, there were many comments on malicious attacks, mostly against the program group and Li Tiezhu. Of course, Li Tiezhu''s fans are also arguing. However, this will not affect the results.


    Gu Daji first hugged Zhang Liying and patted her to comfort her: "I really don''t want you to go..."


    Han Hong was the first to run over and hug Zhang Liying. His eyes were red again. "Why? Li Ying sang so well. How did the audience vote? Did they vote with their feet? Why did Li Tiezhu come first? Why did Li Ying go?"


    She is so straightforward, not afraid to offend the audience, and she is particularly emotional.


    Zhang Liying said with a smile, "I can''t be eliminated? Who do you think should be eliminated in this period?"


    Han Hong wiped his tears: "it''s all Li Tiezhu''s fault."


    "Sorry!"


    Li Tiezhu was coming to hand Han Hong a paper towel and apologized.


    Zhang Liying smiled at Li Tiezhu and said in Sichuan dialect, "don''t worry. Treat a big dinner in the evening! If you win the championship, you will bleed."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you want, eat spicy crayfish. Everyone together!"


    After the singers and partners comforted Zhang Liying, she and her partners withdrew.


    Because, after announcing the ranking, there is still the last link. Hong Bo draws keywords from the classic link brought by a good voice. The key words drawn in this issue will be the range of songs selected by singers in the next competition. For example, the key word drawn by Zhang Liying in the last issue is "flower".

 Chapter 359

    Keyword selection is the first setting made by Hong Bo. Since he left the good voice, it was also announced that this link will no longer exist, but will comprehensively modify the competition system of the finals.


    Well, Hong Bo is directly used in this program. There is no problem.


    The reason why he insisted on this is to increase interest and suspense. The audience are curious and will definitely guess what song the singer will choose based on the key words, so as to increase the audience stickiness of each issue.


    The staff took a large carton and put it in front of the remaining six singers.


    Hong Bo said, "let''s start the last link of this issue. Extract the key words of song selection. The old rule is to start from the lower ranking."


    Sun Nan was the first to come up and the key word was "wandering".


    Then came Huang Liangling''s "loneliness".


    Yan Bing''s "heart".


    Han Hong "mountain".


    Gu Daji drew "Xiang".


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn. Everyone pays attention.


    Because, as we all know, other singers draw keywords only to limit the range of songs, but there are so many songs that they always have to choose.


    But Li Tiezhu is different. What he draws is proposition composition.


    Han Hong is even more curious about the baby. He lies on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and watches him smoke. She was comfortable after crying. Now she laughed again and looked at Li Tiezhu''s jokes, hoping to have a difficult one.


    Li Tiezhu took out a note from the box, opened it and was stunned.


    Han Hong''s face suddenly changed. He immediately grabbed Li Tiezhu''s note, rubbed it into a ball, and said to Hong Bo, "not this time. Smoke again."


    Hong Bo was a little confused: "what''s the matter? The live broadcast can''t be changed. Otherwise, everyone can smoke again in the future."


    Han Hong put his hands together and said, "just this time! Please."


    The other singers are at a loss. What''s going on? Isn''t it a keyword? Is it too difficult?


    no


    They saw that Han Hong''s eyes began to turn red again, and his face was too sincere.


    The singers whispered with their partners.


    Hong Bo asked, "what''s the key word?"


    Han Hong didn''t speak. He closed his hands and clamped the note.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said with a smile, "mother."


    Hong Bo understood in an instant. He knew Li Tiezhu''s story. He also remembered the song "big fish" sung by Li Tiezhu on the stage of feisai District in Shudu with a good voice, and his stubborn appearance of not crying.


    The four singers don''t know the story of Li Tiezhu and Han Hong, let alone Li Tiezhu''s mother. The partner behind them is whispering science.


    Liang Tian has done her homework, so she is wiping her tears at this moment.


    Hong Bo said to Li Tiezhu, "I''m sorry, but I can''t do it again."


    Han Hong stamped his foot: "what are you doing? Why do you want to expose the child''s scar? It''s too much! I won''t promise! I''ll swallow it!"


    Hong Bo looked at Han Hong silently and knew that she was right, but how can the rules be changed at will? To tell the truth, he is in a dilemma now. He also likes Li Tiezhu very much, otherwise he won''t be willing to be hated by him.


    Han Hong added, "shall I exchange it with him? I''ll exchange it with him."


    Hong Bo wavered. He wanted to promise.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and held Han Hong in his arms. He almost didn''t keep it. It was too big. He patted Han Hong on the back and said, "it doesn''t matter, aunt, it''s not a scar. Coincidentally, I can write a song to report to her and reassure her. That''s it!"


    Unlike a year ago, today''s Li Tiezhu is very strong, strong and calm, without any intention.


    If last year''s Li Tiezhu was a young beast that suddenly broke into the jungle, now he has grown into a fierce beast.


    Han Hong carefully confirmed that Li Tiezhu didn''t have any sadness and pain, so he handed the crumpled note to Li Tiezhu, then sniffed and silently turned back.


    Singers and partners applauded Han Hong one after another. Being able to love a younger generation is enough to deserve everyone''s respect. In fact, Han Hong takes care of every singer and everyone knows how to be grateful.


    Barrage:


    "What happened to the keyword mother?"


    "Is there a big science popularization?"


    "Big fish."


    "Li Tiezhu''s mother died of illness. He grew up with the help of Hong fund."


    "The big fish was written by him to his mother."


    "Such Han Hong, love!"


    "I could react at first sight and grabbed the note. I was scared."


    "Han Hong is really anxious..."


    "When Li Tiezhu held Han Hong, he had love."


    "It''s not the fault of the program group, but I can''t bear to let Li Tiezhu write a song about my mother."


    "Although I shouldn''t think so, I still think it''s another masterpiece."


    "Divine Comedy reservation."


    In the barrage of gossip, the third issue of "I am a singer" is over.


    That night, Li Tiezhu called all the singers and partners, including Chen Jingyi and Zhang Liying, to the tooth Festival. Twenty people ate 80 kilograms of spicy crayfish.


    However, when Li Tiezhu went to check out, he found that Han Hong had paid.


    In Han Hong''s words, "this meal is mine! My child has made trouble for you. I thank you for taking care of him."


    Zhang Liying smiled bitterly: "it really made trouble and eliminated me! Tiezhu, this meal doesn''t count. You have to invite me alone in the future, otherwise you won''t fall behind the rules."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and agreed. Zhang Liying was actually nice to him. They didn''t meet much, but they were taken care of by her every time, just because they were fellow villagers.


    While they were drinking and having fun, under the dark night sky, the hot search and popular videos about this issue of singers were spreading wildly.


    They occupied the top three of the hot search in less than two hours.


    First: preface to Lanting by Li Tiezhu


    Second: Zhang Liying was eliminated


    Third: Ghost animal version of birthday song


    Tiktok was even more intense. Li Tiezhu''s video frequency of the tiktok of Lanting Pavilion was very high. The other videos of Li Tiezhu in this period soon rolled up.


    The hottest video was sent by Li Tiezhu himself.


    At the end of the program, he asked the program group to sing the video of "birthday song" and sent it to his own voice account. Now it''s tiktok three million.


    A spell is never easily broken.


    As soon as the spell comes, there will be hot search where there is Li Tiezhu.


    Curse II, the short video sent by Li Tiezhu will be a big hit.


    In the next two or three days, Li Tiezhu, "preface to Lanting" and "birthday song" were popular all over the country. One person and two songs almost contracted all the hot spots in these two days.


    The next day, "preface to Lanting" topped the penguin hot song list.


    Many marketing numbers began to boast about Li Tiezhu. From his childhood experience to his fame in the first World War of good voice last year, and then to the variety show he brought fire to this year, of course, there are also the bosses who take care of Li Tiezhu in the circle.


    Idle egg pain good doers, have called Li Tiezhu a winner in life.


    The most outrageous thing is that "drug God" was released just one month, the box office officially exceeded the 3 billion mark, and announced to extend the release for one month.


    The marketing number began to blow again. Li Tiezhu was the youngest Mr. 5 billion in history. The algorithm was very simple. The rabbit was 880 million. It was conservatively estimated that the final box office of Yaoshen was 4.2 billion, which was 5 billion.


    The "happy heart" is not counted.


    I don''t know. I''m surprised. In just over a year, Li Tiezhu has not only become a new bully in the Chinese singing world, but also has become a big star in the film industry. The box office has exceeded 5 billion, which can be counted by both hands in the country.


    Li Tiezhu is so magical.


    Taking advantage of this opportunity, Penguin culture has released great materials. In two years, Li Tiezhu will start a new job - directing, writing, directing and acting his own TV series "soldier assault" has been approved for the record.


    Li Tiezhu was still so low-key. After participating in the program, he went back to school and continued to do scripts and classes.


    These days, the system has been tinkling because many tasks have been completed.


    First of all, the box office has been completed for more than 3 billion, and 50 intelligence value awards have been received. Increase the maximum intelligence value by 5 points and obtain intermediate singing skill.


    You also completed the challenge of kicking a special task and got 20 intelligence points.


    Now Li Tiezhu is very rich.


    [Ding! Main task 5: box office over 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points, and reward a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    What shit lucky shoes?


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but make complaints about the dog system. What''s more, only 100 intelligence points can buy a movie. As a result, this product will be rewarded with 66 points?


    However, the task has to be done. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu''s attributes are already very rich. He was not willing to become smart. He didn''t have these intelligence values.


    People can''t be smart. If they are too smart, they will do bad things.


    Current intelligence: 95 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 60 points.


    Music Achievement: 5153 points.


    Variety achievements: 2222 points.


    Film and television achievements: 645 points.


    Tiktok: 66 million 210 thousand. (it seems that it is not completely impossible for fans to break 100 million...)


    Cat domestication: 97%.


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    [branch task: shoot military theme dramas. If the number of plays exceeds 10 million, 20 intelligence points will be rewarded. If the number of plays exceeds 30 million, intermediate singing skills will be rewarded]


    [special task: participate in "I am a singer" with all original songs. In "I am a singer", the champion will be rewarded with 80 intelligence points, the second runner up with 50 intelligence points and the third runner up with 30 intelligence points.]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, intermediate singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Li Tiezhu is very satisfied. With intermediate singing skills, he is finally confident to continue to participate in "I am a singer".


    When Li Tiezhu''s popularity slowly receded, real fans began to love Li Tiezhu. They didn''t eat melons. Therefore, it was really painful for Li Tiezhu to draw the keyword "mother".


    A voice account called "no P diagram uncomfortable tiktok" gave Li Tiezhu a gift, and encouraged him to be strong enough to welcome the competition.


    This account is mainly popular for sending P-picture videos, and now it also helps Li Tiezhu P with a picture.


    I don''t know where he found the photo of Li Tiezhu taking care of his mother in front of the hospital bed when he was a child. He replaced Xiao Li Tiezhu with Li Tiezhu now and squatted by the bed. On the bed, Li Tiezhu''s mother, who lost all her hair, also had white hair and added wrinkles. The patient''s clothes were changed to regular clothes and smiled. It''s like what''s happening now, right now.


    In the photo, Li Tiezhu holds the crumpled note in his hand, which says "mother".


    Video caption: special keyword @ Li Tiezhu, come on!


    Li Tiezhu ordered a pause, looked at P''s photos for a long time, and then replied:


    "Thank you. It''s a little windy."


    (finally, ask for a wave of monthly tickets, hoping to break 4000)

 Chapter 360

    At the beginning, many people left messages to scold the wound of the P chart for sprinkling salt, rubbing heat, thinking of fire and going crazy, and so on.


    After seeing Li Tiezhu''s comments, fans finally came to their senses.


    To be fair, Li Tiezhu should be very pleased to see such a picture, right? Will you feel happy? God knows how much he wants a picture of his mother''s old age. Once thought it was impossible, but the friend helped him achieve his wish.


    After replying, Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything about it.


    No one knows what he thinks, and no one knows how much this photo touches him. Many people express their opinions in the comment area and try to figure out Li Tiezhu''s mind with their own eyes.


    However, there are more messages to encourage encouragement, and thank the p-chart readers as Li Tiezhu''s fans.


    [Ding! Successful purchase of songs consumes 5 intelligence points.]


    Because of this photo, Li Tiezhu decided to buy this song. Although there were only four lyrics, he firmly believed that this was the song she wanted to hear.


    Li Tiezhu bought this song when he ran 5000 meters on the playground on Tuesday morning.


    Songzhu''er has been practicing boxing recently. After practicing, he ran with Li Tiezhu for a period of time, not much, just three laps, but it was the whole sprint, running to retch again.


    The reason is very simple. Several days in the morning, he was kicked by big long legs and ran away. Songzhu was angry.


    Just now, she got another kick.


    Guan Shuangshuang ran halfway and turned back to spit out his tongue at her: "slightly..."


    She began to practice running. As long as she could catch up with Guan Shuangshuang, she could beat her aunt with her current force value.


    After running, they walked slowly side by side.


    Songzhuer panted: "your birthday song is so beautiful! When will it be recorded? I''ll listen to it in a single cycle. I''ll sing it to my parents when they celebrate their birthday."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you sure?"


    Songzhuer said, "yes! I know it''s the tune of mourning, but it''s fun. My parents have a big belly and won''t mind."


    Li Tiezhu thought, "well, since you like it, I''ll finish it and record it for you. What about Lanting preface?"


    "Sounds good! But I don''t like it. You know my hobby is unique."


    "That''s true."


    "Hey, the day before yesterday I asked the dogleg to buy you a condom. It''s extra large. She almost drooled."


    "What are you doing? People haven''t offended you. Why do you always bully Xu Jiazhen?"


    "She likes to be bullied by me!"


    "How possible."


    "Hum! You don''t understand. You can have cats, bears, rabbits and erha. Erha can''t have more legs?"


    "The truth is good, but I always think there is a problem."


    "My Lord, don''t worry about these things. You can write songs and scripts. We''ll help you open the zoo! Make sure it''s booming!"


    "No, what''s your picture?"


    "It''s fun!"


    Li Tiezhu can''t understand this abnormal idea. He''d better be a pure person. His IQ is high and his mind is simple. At most, he is dragged by two small people to close the door and do something bad. If you are too smart, this muddy circle will swallow Li Tiezhu sooner or later, and there will be no bones left.


    Stupid people, in fact, have a clear understanding and ideas.


    Smart people are tired.


    Moreover, stupid, I have a simple and happy life, which is very good. After all, Zhang Xiaomeng, song Zhuer and lengba are all very smart. Li Tiezhu doesn''t have to worry about losing money or being bullied.


    Based on this consideration, Li Tiezhu Leng put the upper limit of 109 intelligence points, didn''t add them up, but just enough to add 95 intelligence points.


    I have to say, it also needs strong self-control.


    Not everyone can resist temptation.


    After half a circle, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the stone pier and sat down.


    On the other side, Xu Jiazhen was squatting in front of a stone pier to peel tea eggs. When he saw Li Tiezhu coming, he quickly handed over a peeled one.


    "Try it. I cooked it in the electric rice cooker in the dormitory to see if it tastes good."


    Xu Jiazhen smiled and looked for praise.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know what to say. He took a bite of the tea egg and nodded: "mmm, it tastes good!"


    Xu Jiazhen smiled more brightly. He immediately peeled another one and handed it to songzhuer: "Zhuer also tried it. It''s the first time. I don''t know whether it''s suitable or not."


    Songzhuer also took a bite: "it would be better if the salt taste were lighter."


    Xu Jiazhen: "OK, OK! I''ll pay attention next time."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but say, "isn''t it forbidden to use rice cookers in the dormitory?"


    Xu Jiazhen lowered his voice and said, "use it quietly."


    Li Tiezhu is a little uncomfortable. They are all classmates. Why is it like this? unfriendly!


    The breakfast prepared by Xu Jiazhen was not only tea eggs, but also steamed stuffed buns, fried dough sticks, soybean milk and milk. In short, it was very rich.


    After peeling the tea eggs, Xu Jiazhen watched the two eat for a while, especially watching Li Tiezhu eat. He made some unrealistic associations with his dark and straight side face, and then reluctantly left.


    "Zhuer, I''ll turn on the water for you. You can go directly to the classroom later. I''ll help you with your books."


    Xu Jiazhen is very attentive.


    Songzhu''er made an OK gesture: "it''s hard for you! Sister Jiazhen, it''s very kind of you. Mua~"


    Li Tiezhu shivered. Women are terrible!


    After Xu Jiazhen walked away, song Zhuer said, "is your figure OK? Look at that ass, tut tut..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Songzhu''er said again, "are you interested? Let me help you! I directly incorporated her."


    Li Tiezhu quickly shook his head: "everyone is a classmate. You are... Impolite! Don''t mess around! I feel guilty about you two."


    Songzhu''er said, "guilt is a good thing, so it''s better for us. However, you zoo may not be able to think about it. As far as I know, anyway, ha ha..."


    "What do you know?"


    "I won''t tell you."


    "Anyway, we''ll get the certificate after graduation."


    "OK, OK! Then I''ll rest for a few years and have some fat dolls! Carry one on my back, hold one and lead one."


    "Are you not afraid to delay your acting career?"


    "What are you afraid of? You are so popular that you can starve us to death? Besides, acting is just for fun. It''s annoying to act every day. Now I prefer variety shows and how I want to play."


    "Spicy claw."


    "Huh?"


    "I like you."


    "Yes, I love you. Say it again."


    "These three words are so disgusting..."


    "I think so. Ha! Come on, sister, boo, boo!"


    Li Tiezhu wiped his face and thought of the song he had just bought. He said to songzhuer, "I have written a new song for my next game. Let me sing it to you? Give me some advice."


    Songzhuer immediately became interested.


    Li Tiezhu sang softly, only half of which confused song Zhuer. It was not until Li Tiezhu explained that song Zhuer suddenly realized, and then the backhand gave Li Tiezhu a great praise.


    My man is cowhide!


    Another good song.


    Steady!


    That afternoon, Li Tiezhu found the counselor, Mr. Lu Bo, and spoke with difficulty:


    "Teacher, I accidentally kicked successfully..."


    Lu Bo also scratched his head: "I saw it! I saw the live broadcast. You said you, Han Hong and Hong Bo forced you to go, just take it easy! How can you do your best? It''s taboo to dominate the host! Singing is like this, and acting is even more like this!"


    Li Tiezhu thought, the system doesn''t allow it. It''s a real dog, more real than pine and bamboo.


    Lu Bo said reluctantly, "the leader said hello to me, let me let you go anyway, and let me encourage you to achieve good results, which is to win glory for the school! Especially Mr. Huang Sanshi, the most unreliable... Because his daughter likes to watch you sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, hey, hey..."


    Lu Bo''s bitter mouth said: "in this case, you only have three days of class a week. You should work harder! Moreover, I heard that you are still working on a TV drama script. You should work hard! Don''t be blindfolded by the results of the God of medicine, and your acting skills should be honed..."


    Li Tiezhu: "sure, I will work hard. Don''t worry!"


    Lu Bo: "I also know that you are the hardest one in the class. Go! Come on."


    Li Tiezhu also said, "there is a very suitable role for you in the TV play script I wrote. It''s called five sixty-one. I don''t know you..."


    Lu Bo: "just give me the money."


    Li Tiezhu: Thank you


    Lu Bo: "get out."


    Li Tiezhu left happily. In fact, he knows Mr. Lu Bo very well now. This is not a person moved by money and wealth. He is a real drama maniac. Many times, I would rather play a drama than take a TV play. I live by this salary of Nortel and polish myself without arrogance and impatience.


    I admire it.


    But Li Tiezhu can''t become him after all, so he can only give due respect. He will never blaspheme or despise elders because he is red.


    On Wednesday afternoon, Li Tiezhu packed up again and was ready to leave.


    Not a kicker, just go on Thursday.


    But Li Tiezhu can''t. He wants to go to Xiangjiang. Master Cheng Dalong called him to go.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu had little contact with his Master Cheng Dalong on weekdays. He only called to see him during the Spring Festival. Cheng Dalong usually ignored him. He had long agreed that he would not teach him Kung Fu or help him.


    However, this time it was the big brother who wanted to see the new apprentice he received. Cheng Dalong had to nod his head and agree. There was no room for hesitation. In the Xiangjiang film world, Cheng Dalong is a well deserved big brother, but there is another big brother above him - Hong Dabao.


    Cheng Dalong could not buy anyone''s account, but he did not dare to say no in front of Hong Dabao, because it was his senior brother.


    At seven o''clock on Wednesday evening, Cheng Dalong was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. Holding the phone, he roared: "haven''t you arrived yet? Are you a maggot? You haven''t been arched for so long? You don''t know the way, you won''t ask? You can''t read the traditional characters? You... I''ll kill you! Jump on the street! Give you ten minutes, if you don''t, I''ll kill you!"


    After hanging up the phone, Cheng Dalong gasped for breath. He knew he wouldn''t accept the villain!


    Yes, Li Tiezhu is lost because he can''t understand the taxi driver''s Cantonese and the driver can''t understand his Mandarin. Now they are running around in the streets of Kowloon.


    (don''t guess what the new song is, you''ll never guess!)

 Chapter 361

    At the last minute of master''s ultimatum, Li Tiezhu finally panted and ran up to the restaurant.


    Today is Hong Dabao''s 65th birthday. He didn''t want to be extravagant. He was forced to hold a birthday party by a group of younger martial brothers. Qi Xiaofu, led by Cheng Dalong, and the other six insisted on giving him a party. He can only give face.


    (required by the plot, Hong Dabao''s birthday date is fabricated)


    When the seven yuan generation get together, the Xiangjiang film world will shake three times. All famous Xiangjiang artists have come. This face must be given!


    Besides, it''s an honor to be invited to Hong Dabao''s (Yuanlong''s) birthday banquet.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu walked upstairs and greeted people. Although the other party did not necessarily know him, he knew each other. He grew up watching their movies and listening to their songs. Naturally, he did not dare to neglect:


    "Brother chicken! Brother Jian! Uncle ward... Uncle Youxue, Grandpa Yunqing, ah? Uncle... Uncle Yuanhua... Mr. Ethan! Yo ~ uncle Da, I love your play..."


    A group of Cantonese speakers suddenly came out with a trump, and it was still bright.


    Most of the stars are now living in the mainland, and they are not unfamiliar with Li Tiezhu''s animal. They whisper one after another:


    "Is it bin?"


    "Li Tiezhu, don''t you know? I''m old if I don''t know you!"


    "A bully in the music world! The first album broke the sales record."


    "I heard Ethan cultivated it?"


    "Where! He''s a genius. Jay Chou''s super genius doesn''t need me to cultivate it. Big guys will take care of him more in the future!"


    "OK! Cheng Dalong is his master, and you are his master, too?"


    "How dare Ethan rob someone with big brother? But in fact, he wants to rob?"


    "Now Xiangjiang''s film and song circles are in recession. It''s good to have an iron pillar. Ethan covers him in the song world and big brother covers him in the film world. Is he half Xiangjiang?"


    "More than that! Zhou Xingxing has scheduled him to be the hero of the next play! Liu Huade has a good relationship with him!"


    "That''s chunxiangjiang people!"


    "It doesn''t matter whether the fragrant river is fragrant or not. Are we all Chinese? The treasure island has returned. It''s boring to talk about the region."


    "That''s what I said!"


    "I think that Li Tiezhu is stupid. He is like a fool. He must be a good actor in acting! Fool doesn''t know the pain!"


    "That makes sense."


    "But he hasn''t made an action play. Relying on the drug God and the rabbit, the box office will be nearly 5 billion."


    "The rabbit shows me tears. This boy is amazing."


    Although Hong Kong''s music and film circles are declining and are at the painful node of integration with greater China, the pure patriotic feelings of the older generation of Xiangjiang artists are admirable. They are even more patriotic and selfless than mainland artists. Although there are scum, they are also isolated from the circle.


    For example, Du Wenze and Huang Qiusheng were not invited.


    (just use your real name)


    Because... They don''t deserve it!


    Li Tiezhu panted and ran into the banquet hall. Before he could find Master Cheng Dalong, he heard a roar.


    "Hello? What are you looking at the man in red? Get up here right away."


    On the small stage, Hong Dabao took the microphone and pointed to Cheng Dalong.


    Cheng Dalong pointed to himself and the outside, indicating that Li Tiezhu hadn''t arrived yet, but he also ran quickly. The elder martial brother''s words can''t be violated. After all, other members of qixiaofu are already on the stage.


    After coming on stage, Cheng Dalong still looked cautious and bowed.


    Hong Dabao began to speak, mostly polite. He was not going to have a big birthday banquet, but the younger martial brothers made their own decisions, and the star actors and actresses on the stage also worked hard to agree.


    For a long time, Hong Dabao finished talking and threw the microphone to Cheng Dalong, so Cheng Dalong began to thank the guests again.


    When Hong Dabao stepped down, Li Tiezhu subconsciously helped him.


    Hong Dabao Biao Cantonese: "are you a guest?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, three grams of oil for rice!"


    Hong Dabao: "??"


    Fan Xiaohuang hurried up to help Hong Da Pang, and explained, "Li Tiezhu, master''s closed disciple, can''t speak Cantonese."


    Hong Dabao jumped off the stage, looked at Li Tiezhu up and down, and then said to fan Xiaohuang, "look at your body, like you 20 years ago! I don''t know if you can fight. Now the actors don''t have real Kung Fu! The mainland is even worse!"


    Fan Xiaohuang is hard to say. He can only giggle, just like false bamboo.


    Li Tiezhu refused: "fat martial uncle! I fight very badly! I can fight five at the construction site and ten at other places."


    Hong Dabao poked Li Tiezhu''s chest with his finger and replied in very standard Mandarin: "you''re like this. When I was young, I could hit 20! I''m arrogant! What boxing have I learned?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "ah! Can you speak ordinary valves?"


    Hong Dabao Trump: "get excited over a little thing than you! Trump." our seven little blessing masters are Kyoto people. We never speak Mandarin together. We only speak cantonese today.


    Li Tiezhu: "martial uncle, you''re great! You''re great!"


    Hong Dabao is so angry. What kind of disciples do you accept from your uncle yuanlou? A fan shaohuang is not enough, but also a Li Tiezhu? Let me weigh it for you.


    Without talking nonsense, Hong Dabao punched Li Tiezhu on the right neck.


    Subconsciously, Li Tiezhu leaned back and hid from Hong Dabao''s fist. He bullied the top of his body. The first punch was a feint, which made Hong Dabao lean again. Li Tiezhu took another palm and was patted off by Hong Dabao.


    However, on the other side, Li Tiezhu''s right hand hit Hong Dabao''s mandible.


    It was also Li Tiezhu who closed the fist. Otherwise, if this fist continued, even if he was Hong Dabao, he would have to lie down for two or three minutes.


    Hong Dabao''s face changed and frowned at Li Tiezhu.


    Fan Xiaohuang was stunned and dared to fight with his martial uncle? You don''t want to live, do you? Younger martial brother, I know you are not a person at ordinary times, but what occasion is it today? Please don''t die! I''m jointly and severally liable!


    Many guests saw the scene of the fight between Hong Dabao and Li Tiezhu.


    Cheng Dalong jumped down directly from the stage, gave Li Tiezhu a kick and kicked him away. Then he held Hong Dabao and asked, "brother master, are you all right?"


    Hong Dabao was free and easy. He threw Cheng Dalong away and said with a smile, "hahaha! It''s interesting. Tell me about you. I''ll have a good chat with my martial nephew."


    Then Hong Dabao grabbed Li Tiezhu''s neck and whispered, "why is this boxing so like the routine of Zhongnanhai bodyguards? Who did you learn it from?"


    Li Tiezhu also stopped: "I learned military training from military training instructors. Do you know military training? It''s the military training that mainland college students have to carry out when they enter school. Nortel has been taken care of. The instructors of special forces and sergeants have been invited... I learned a few tricks from him."


    Hong Dabao said, "that''s good! That''s great! Turn around and play with what you can. I thought the mainland is dominated by sissy. I didn''t expect you to be the same, and there''s hope..."


    This scene was naturally photographed by the cameramen of I am a singer. Some of them came with Li Tiezhu and some with Gu Daji.


    Hong Dabao asked, "have you ever thought about making action movies?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I want to dream, but no one is looking for me. What they are looking for me are comedies... They think I''m funny..."


    Hong Dabao: "the eyes of the masses are bright!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    This martial uncle, he is not serious! More serious than master.


    Before he had gone far, Cheng Dalong stopped Li Tiezhu on the stage: "who, the one wearing yellow rubber shoes! Come here, aren''t you a singer? My elder martial brother, your elder martial uncle''s birthday, come up and sing a birthday song."


    Under the stage, among the stars, Gu Daji trembled. Brother, you don''t want your life? Dare you let me sing Li Tiezhu''s birthday song?


    Li Tiezhu came on stage obediently. Of course, he didn''t dare to sing the ghost animal version. He sang the birthday song once in a regular way.


    Sing happy birthday to you at Hong Dabao''s birthday banquet. Is this to surpass yourself?


    There are still some forced numbers.


    As a result, when Li Tiezhu was singing "birthday song" respectfully on the stage, the stars under the stage laughed and provoked too much. In the end, they still dare not!


    The banquet began. Li Tiezhu and Gu Daji had a table, as well as Yin Jian, pheasant and other big men.


    Mainly to facilitate the shooting of "I am a singer".


    Pheasant suddenly fired: "Li Tiezhu, wow! You''ve been crazy recently. You''re five billion yuan and Zhou Xingxing''s hero. Have you ever thought of writing me a song? Don''t make me look down on you!"


    Li Tiezhu was suddenly embarrassed.


    Pop!


    Sister cai''er slapped him directly and smiled genially: "iron pillar, don''t be frightened by him. He is a... The northeast dialect is called a shriveled calf. Leave him alone. He can''t sing. Come on. I watch you every issue, from a good voice to a singer."


    Brother pheasant showed his teeth, but he didn''t dare to get angry. He could only squeeze out a helpless smile.


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: "thank you, sister cai''er, brother pheasant!"


    Gu Daji said, "seriously, you haven''t heard of the scene. You don''t know the shock! When the preface to the Orchid Pavilion came out, it was like your scalp exploded, tut tut......"


    Brother pheasant: "I wish you a championship."


    Caier''s eyes crossed.


    Pheasant: "it''s OK to take the second. Good. Give iron pillar the first. He''s so great, wow, so powerful... My pillar is the best..."


    Caier slaps me again, let you learn from me!


    Pheasant: "what? I just learn from you. Let''s perform."


    Chen Yingjie said, "Baba, you don''t learn at all! Also, brother Tiezhu can''t write songs for you. Mom said you can''t sing difficult songs."


    Son!


    The pheasant held his son awkwardly, pointed to Li Tiezhu and said, "call uncle. You see how dark and old he is, you should call uncle."


    Chen Yingjie: "he is not as old as you."


    Pheasant: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu raised a glass of Baijiu to Chen Yingjie and said, "good brother! Let''s go!"


    Chen Yingjie picked up the juice: "brother Zhu, I''m optimistic about you. Don''t let me down."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t accept you, brother."


    Pheasant: "hello?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter, uncle?"


    Pheasant: "

 Chapter 362

    The pheasant who was called uncle was very unhappy with Li Tiezhu, and he showed it publicly. Others looked a little embarrassed. However... Li Tiezhu didn''t notice it. He called Uncle from the table to the end of the meal.


    No, just because he is older than Li Fugui, call uncle for granted!


    I, Li Tiezhu, respect the old and love the young, be polite and behave!


    Caier smiled from beginning to end, and finally met a Leng goods who were not afraid of pheasants. It was really cool to see pheasants being bullied by the front.


    "Uncle can sing?"


    "Are you a dancer? I can''t see that you have a good command of dance. Oh, uncle, don''t show your skills?"


    "Yes, it''s not suitable for you to dance."


    "You know I always fall when I dance? Uncle, with all due respect, serious people who dance? I''m not talking about you!"


    "Uncle, why are you so old to have children?"


    "Uncle, are you full? Are you full? Who? So ignorant?"


    "Uncle, go slowly!"


    Li Tiezhu chewed the chicken legs and sent them off politely. Brother pheasant is really a good father. He took his children for a walk after dinner.


    Gu Daji didn''t eat well this meal because he laughed too much and was a little angry.


    He took Li Tiezhu by the shoulder and said, "you are the most powerful newcomer I have ever seen."


    Dare to kill brother pheasant.


    Li Tiezhu smiled shyly: "how can I be so excellent... I still have a lot to learn and improve."


    Cai''er didn''t leave. He patted the table: "don''t need to change! That''s good, especially good."


    Gu Daji: "caier, you are the biggest black powder of brother chicken."


    Cai''er stuck out his tongue and admitted generously, "yes! I can''t stand his bad temper. He looks like no one is a bird. I deserve to meet Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu put down the chicken leg blankly: "what''s the matter with me? I had a good chat with my uncle. He''s very nice."


    Cai''er''s expression gradually changed: "is he good?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    All the leaders of Xiangjiang are laughing. They haven''t met such fun newcomers for many years, because Xiangjiang has no soil to grow newcomers.


    Li Tiezhu''s scene against pheasants was also recorded by the singer''s cameraman, but not too much.


    Even so, it caused an uproar when it was broadcast:


    "Li Tiezhu is so hard!"


    "Tall and hard!"


    "Brother chicken''s face is black, and Li Tiezhu''s face is naive."


    "Laugh to death."


    "Serious brother specializes in all kinds of disobedience."


    "Have iron pillars been mixed in such a meal?"


    "One table is big guys! The other table is Liu Huade and they..."


    "This is Hong Dabao''s birthday banquet. Don''t ask me how I know."


    "That''s no wonder. Cheng Dalong took him."


    "Say not to carry Li Tiezhu, tut Tut, the body is still very honest..."


    "Zheng Yijian is so handsome!"


    "Li Tiezhu is not afraid of being cut by brother pheasant?"


    "Be reasonable, brother pheasant may not be able to cut too much."


    "Blind guess brother pheasant won''t talk to Li Tiezhu anymore."


    Blind guessing is usually impossible. This is not true. Chen Yingjie came back crying because brother chicken was fierce against him again.


    Cai''er picked up his son and said, "what''s the matter, clip excrement and climb?"


    The pheasant stared at him, so that Chen Yingjie didn''t dare to complain. He could only say, "I''m not full..."


    Li Tiezhu handed a big chicken leg: "eat! Eat big pieces."


    Chen Yingjie took over, a little bitter. Brother! It''s just polite. Why are you serious? I''ve had enough to eat. If I eat again, I have to vomit.


    However, under his father''s obscenity, he can only eat chicken legs.


    The pheasant sat back in his position and didn''t participate in other people''s chat. It was his consistent style.


    Here, Zheng Yijian and cai''er are cheering Gu Daji and asking him to win the song king in the singer. Gu Daji is modest every day and says it''s good not to be eliminated.


    The pheasant suddenly said, "hello? How much is it for you to write a song?"


    The whole table was stunned.


    Did you hear me right? He also took the initiative to talk to Li Tiezhu? Isn''t it miserable to be defeated?


    "Uncle, are you talking to me?"


    Li Tiezhu is full of oil.


    Pheasant: "am I talking to chicken legs? Crazy line!"


    Li Tiezhu happily wiped his mouth with a paper towel: "50000, without copyright. If you want copyright, 500000 starts."


    "It''s cheaper. If you want copyright, you can sing for a lifetime."


    "Since uncle wants it, I''ll give you a discount."


    "Hey, that''s what you said!"


    "Fifty thousand!"


    "Bring it. I''ll pick it first."


    As soon as the pheasant stretched out his hand, he asked Li Tiezhu to pick up more songs.


    Li Tiezhu: "I write it now. How can I have it in stock? Uncle, I''ve only been a monk for a year. I''ve written more than 30 songs. How can I have it in stock? Why don''t you pay the money first and I''ll give you one here."


    Pheasant: "


    Li Tiezhu thought that there was a song "calculate your ruthlessness" that suits you very much. Unfortunately, it has been given to the round faced fat deer.


    Now, most of the people on the table have eaten well and look at pheasants one after another.


    Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu can write songs easily, so he said to write them immediately, and others dare not believe it.


    In fact, we also understand that it''s best to find Li Tiezhu to invite songs. After all, the songs written by Li Tiezhu this year are too popular. In addition, a well-known Chen Yisen has been blowing Li Tiezhu all day in Xiangjiang performance circle. It''s difficult for everyone to know.


    Li Tiezhu''s song is also the most difficult to invite. Don''t mention it. You have to queue up. It is said that many famous singers are in line.


    No one has the temper of pheasants. They forcibly cut in line and bargain.


    The most unexpected thing is that Li Tiezhu agreed to the unreasonable request of "Uncle", which is very straightforward.


    But do you pay face-to-face for songs? Isn''t it operated by a brokerage company?


    It''s the same as buying white powder.


    The pheasant touched his nose, which was a little embarrassing, but he just wanted a good song. What bad idea can brother chicken have? He glanced at cai''er:


    "Give him 50000 yuan. Although I don''t like his songs very much, it''s a discount. Don''t waste it!"


    That''s what a dead duck says.


    Cai''er said, "if you don''t like it, don''t buy it. Do you want to buy the discounted cow dung?"


    It''s a little cruel. Everyone looks at Li Tiezhu.


    Some people say your song is cow dung!


    Cai''er also knew that he had said something wrong. He was also unintentional, so he smiled at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s OK to plant crops with cow dung."


    If you don''t like it, you don''t buy it, which makes the pheasant unbearable again.


    In fact, he was very pleased with the success of this "fraud", but he had to pretend to be forced. As a result, he was stabbed by his wife''s back, which was also very uncomfortable.


    It''s the feeling of constipation, gnashing teeth for a long time, finally coming out a little and being stabbed back with a stick.


    The whole table was watching pheasant jokes, and Gu Daji laughed the most cheaply.


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent and handed a chicken claw to clip shit crawler. Clip shit crawler rolled his eyes to thank him.


    Finally, Zheng Yijian rescued his brother: "Tiezhu''s song is very good. You don''t like it because you have aesthetic problems. It doesn''t matter whether you like it or not, just if the fans like it."


    Pheasant stuck his neck: "yes! Just buy one if fans like it."


    Caier didn''t continue to pit pheasants. Enough was enough. He asked Li Tiezhu, "I''ll pay for it. Can it be cheaper?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "aunt, it''s already a loss price."


    Can $50000 buy five intelligence points?


    Obviously impossible.


    The 10 billion box office only buys 66 points. You can calculate the price yourself.


    Cai''er took out his mobile phone and said to others: "hey? He called me aunt! And I''m not angry, but I have to give him money. I''m curious!"


    Other people have been laughing. They all like Li Tiezhu very much. This kind of person is the adjustment of life.


    Li Tiezhu also Geng, regardless of penguin culture, decisively took out his mobile phone and clicked on the QR code.


    Take the money!


    Of course, as a baby pimple, penguins will not embarrass Li Tiezhu in this matter. Instead, they will think he has done a good job. A song has entered the Xiangjiang circle.


    This circle is very traditional and stresses righteousness.


    As it happens, Li Tiezhu is also brother Pao''s character, which is very pleasing.


    Payment received.


    Li Tiezhu is happy and makes extra money again!


    The pheasant spread out a hand: "where''s the goods?"


    Li Tiezhu opened his hands and said, "I don''t have any stock! Uncle, let me hum a few words for you? I''ll write it down and send it to you when I have time later?"


    Pheasant: "I doubt you''re kidding me! Hum me a few words?"


    Cai''er watched with interest as her husband was trapped.


    Li Tiezhu cleared his throat and sang:


    I like that you are my exclusive memory


    No one can


    From my


    Everyone was surprised. NIMA asked to hum casually? This NIMA is only $50000? Even the voice and singing skills are simulated pheasants. The style is seamless! Too strong.


    But why not? Really only hum a few words?


    Do what you say, you are a cruel man!


    In fact, he sang two and a half sentences and gave away half a sentence. It happened to be ten seconds. Li Tiezhu auditioned in the system mall.


    Including cai''er, all the stars at this table were shocked by Li Tiezhu''s talent. They came to write songs and open their mouths?


    This is inhumane.


    Even the people at the next table heard the song and applauded, although they didn''t know what had happened.


    Liu Huade at the next table also asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, you have a new song?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes! Uncle Liu, would you like a new song?"


    Liu Huade: "I have no money recently!"


    Li Tiezhu: "well... Wait until you have money."


    Everyone laughed loudly. In fact, they were joking, but there were not many newcomers who could joke with uncle Liu, so it was a wonder.


    Others are laughing, and Gu Daji is also laughing and smiling bitterly.


    It''s all singers. Why is the gap so big?


    From the time when Li Tiezhu finished singing to the time when everyone joked, the pheasant didn''t move, didn''t laugh, and even had a little red eyes. Li Tiezhu sang casually and sang to his heart.


    Caier handed a paper towel to the pheasant: "Oh, oh... That''s moving? Didn''t you just cowhide?"


    The pheasant didn''t answer the paper towel and tried to blink: "these words remind me of my dead mother."


    Gu Daji suddenly said, "iron pillar, isn''t your keyword ''mother''? You sold all the songs on the program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No. This is another one. I haven''t written it yet. That''s all."


    The pheasant was so tender that he patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "write slowly. It''s not urgent. It doesn''t matter if it takes a long time. Thank you."


    Because he thought of his mother, the pheasant thought of his debt to his son, so he pulled out a hoof, handed it to his son, and showed his father''s kind smile: "if you climb with shit, a man should eat more meat."


    The shit crawling child''s heart is sold by his mother.


    (ask for a monthly ticket on the third watch! There will be an extra watch later)

 Chapter 363

    Why write songs for pheasants at a loss?


    This should start with the pirated discs Li Tiezhu saw when he was a child. These goods and Zheng Yijian were the objects of Li Tiezhu''s worship when he was a child, because they dared to cut people.


    At that time, Li Tiezhu was bullied every day. He had to find spiritual sustenance, or he couldn''t carry it.


    Until today, he didn''t know that brother pheasant was still a singer, and he himself invited songs... Twice.


    Then you have to be interesting.


    The scene of inviting songs was not put in the positive film of "I am a singer" by the program group, but when Li Tiezhu hummed, he put it, and he also put the sentence of brother pheasant, saying that he thought of his mother.


    This is misleading, which makes the audience mistakenly think that Li Tiezhu is going to sing this song.


    Sure enough, the barrage was mobilized:


    "Is this Li Tiezhu''s new song?"


    "Why only two? More!"


    "What''s the hurry? Li Tiezhu will come out later."


    "Serious brother is invincible."


    "It''s terrible to think of a tough guy like brother pheasant singing and crying."


    "Prepare paper towels in advance."


    "Don''t be rude. Well, please respect art!"


    "Only I noticed that brother pheasant''s son turned his eyes when he ate?"


    "If a wise man doesn''t talk in secret, I''m coming for Li Tiezhu."


    "Waiting for the song..."


    Li Tiezhu gave the pheasant a wave of free information from the system store, which is related to the song "exclusive memory". Brother pheasant was grateful and felt that this song was more and more important.


    Crawling with excrement held up the hoof: "stupid enemy, I can''t eat any more."


    Pheasant: "is there a mistake! It wastes food again. It''s hard for farmers to raise pigs."


    Crawling with excrement chewed another hoof, and finally cried, tearing his heart and lungs.


    The pheasant was agitated.


    If my little brother cries like you in the movie, my backhand is a knife.


    The banquet ended slowly. Li Tiezhu, as "his own person", didn''t dare to run away and sent the guests in good order. Finally, when only his own people were left, he was pulled by Cheng Dalong to lecture. In fact, he was showing off, old Versailles.


    Jackie Chan: "Li Tiezhu, what do you wear? Is it great to wear yellow rubber shoes? Do you come to the martial uncle''s birthday party to embarrass me? Are you short of money? Isn''t the album sales record? Isn''t it a variety show of 1.5 million? Isn''t it the box office of 3 billion?"


    The subtext is probably that I just accept an apprentice. Why do I accept a future superstar of film, television and song Sanqi?


    Hey, my damn character with nowhere to put!


    "Ah, this..."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. The reason why he wore yellow rubber shoes was because he was afraid that Shifu, martial uncles and martial uncles thought he was red and floated. He was deliberately simple, and then he was scolded.


    Dozens of disciples trembled and looked at each other.


    The eldest brother, Hong Dabao, sat in the master''s chair drinking tea and quietly looked at Cheng Dalong. If anyone in Xiangjiang entertainment circle loves to show, it must be Cheng Dalong. He is the king of Xiangjiang.


    The other five of the seven little blessings, some rolled their eyes, some pursed their lips and snickered.


    It''s an old play. Let''s watch it. It''s not over yet.


    Cheng Dalong stole a glance at the martial brothers. He was full of spirit and heart. Today, I was forced to pretend!


    Cheng Dalong added, "if you don''t go to school well, learn from others to make money everywhere. How much will I give you for I''m a singer?"


    Li Tiezhu compared: "two... Two hundred thousand, because I am original, I added 50, and other singers don''t know."


    In other words, if Li Tiezhu can''t be eliminated, the ten issues recorded will be 20 million.


    A group of disciples'' eyes are red. This little martial brother is too fierce.


    Yuanhua is stunned. Is the mainland so rich now? A newcomer makes so much?


    Yuan Biao was very confused. He didn''t understand. What''s wrong with Li Tiezhu? He had to worship Cheng Dalong as his teacher? He can''t do anything except force you.


    Jackie Chan: "20 million? Did you delay your studies for such a little money?"


    Li Tiezhu: "there''s no delay. When I go back, Mr. Lu Bo will make up lessons for me. Moreover, I don''t go to the program for money. I mainly want to get a new album by the way. After all, I don''t have time to write songs at ordinary times. It''s easy to write on the program."


    I was surprised that Yuanhua''s eyes were about to pop out. I didn''t see it! This boy is also a high-level king! Green is better than blue.


    What do you mean to get a new album on the show?


    Is this human speech?


    The other disciples took a breath one after another. Sure enough, I was still a little younger martial brother. I was deeply impressed by the true biography of Shifu. We were ashamed. No wonder master loves him most! There is a reason.


    Cheng Dalong suddenly felt a little defeated. Am I old? Can''t you fit it?


    no There is no such possibility!


    He is also a set of combined boxing: "it''s understandable to make an album, but what do you mean by secretly learning military body boxing? Don''t you think I don''t teach you Kung Fu? So you learn from others? You still fight with master Bo? You should stand straight and be beaten when he hits you. How can you fight back? Why do you win when you fight back?"


    Yuanhua yuanbiao and others secretly looked at Hong Dabao. Sure enough, Hong Dabao was a little angry.


    Pretend to force me as a prop? I''m afraid I''m tired of living.


    Who knows, Li Tiezhu will push his hand with Tai Chi and fight back strongly: "master, this is the master''s test for me. If I lose, won''t I lose your face? Moreover, how can I be angry with a small generation like me? If I want to be angry, I''m also angry with you."


    That makes sense.


    Cheng Dalong suddenly looked back and saw that Hong Dabao was staring at him. He resolutely chose to pretend to force him to stop, and automatically returned to his place and sat down: "Li Tiezhu, step back and drive you out of the school next time. Senior brother, drink tea, drink tea."


    Hong Dabao said, "if you don''t follow me, I''ll help you discipline. I have more time. I can teach him some flower boxing and embroidered legs."


    Cheng Dalong is very embarrassed. I won''t give it to you.


    I''m not stupid, girl can, apprentice can''t, at least this can''t.


    After that, there are some things inside the school, which is a little cumbersome, but Li Tiezhu is just watching or learning from fan Xiaohuang. It''s not difficult.


    After wishing Hong Dabao a happy birthday again, the little generation was driven away.


    Li Tiezhu was led out of the restaurant by fan Xiaohuang. He took him to the training hall and beat him for two hours. At midnight, he was bruised and went to the hotel booked by the singer program group.


    Fan Xiaohuang has real kung fu. After seeing the strength of Li Tiezhu and Hong Dabao, he has always been itching to take Li Tiezhu to duel.


    In fact, because of the gap in strength, Li Tiezhu was basically competed.


    Before, Li Tiezhu could "defeat" Hong Dabao because Hong Dabao didn''t pay attention to it, and he was old.


    However, unlike fan Xiaohuang, Li Tiezhu was beaten to pieces. He smiled foolishly and naively:


    "Wow, your body is also strong. It feels different when you fight."


    Li Tiezhu seemed to meet the enhanced version of himself. When he was beaten, he couldn''t afford to be angry, so he was very oppressed.


    The next day, Thursday.


    Mango building, when seeing Li Tiezhu, Liang Tian exclaimed: "ah! What''s the matter with your face?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I was beaten by fan Xiaohuang."


    "Why are you fighting?"


    "Originally, I refused. He had to compete with me. He is a senior brother, and I can''t refuse."


    "Who won?"


    "Isn''t the answer obvious enough? Just hit it. The key is that he still smiles at me after hitting. Do you know? His teeth are especially white, that kind of smile!"


    "Pooh... I''m sorry, although I think you''re miserable, I just can''t help laughing, haha..."


    Liang Tian laughed wildly and fluctuated slightly.


    Even the honest man Li Tiezhu couldn''t help glancing at more than a dozen eyes, but his eyes were very pure.


    You have to believe it!


    After staying in the lounge for a while, Li Tiezhu went to discuss the new song with Liang Xiaobo with the tablet. After all, it''s not good for a single man and a few women to live in the same room.


    Especially low chest clothes are harmful to health.


    It''s similar to lengba sister. It''s very uncivilized when it''s white to shiny.


    Li Tiezhu came to Liang Xiaobo and robbed a bottle of Hongbo''s thousand year old mountain tons. Beautiful girls always make people thirsty.


    Perhaps zhu''er is too young and Li Tiezhu is always hungry. Or maybe Li Tiezhu has been polluted by those two. He is not pure. We should try to keep pure.


    Liang Xiaobo and Hong Bo were stunned when the demo in the flat plate was finished.


    Liang Xiaobo: "are you sure it''s this one?"


    Hong Bo: "it doesn''t fit the key words. Can''t write anything else? Don''t write another one!"


    Liang Xiaobo frowned: "it''s not so easy to write songs. It''s best to change the lyrics and add the element of mother."


    Hong Bo: "no, it''s so easy for him to write songs."


    Liang Xiaobo: "well, look at himself."


    When the two finished, Li Tiezhu explained: "I have other more appropriate songs, but I don''t want to write them. The reason why I wrote this one is that I have other ideas, that''s it..."


    Li Tiezhu explained his plan in detail and explained a lot at each step.


    After listening, Hong Bo looked at Uncle Liang Xiaobo.


    Liang Xiaobo: "don''t look at me. I don''t care. I just care about music."


    Hong Bo nodded: "I''m surprised to see you. I have a spectrum when I see your eyes shining. I personally agree with your plan, iron pillar. Let''s do it. If there is controversy and surprise, the ratings of the program will be good."


    Therefore, the song written by Li Tiezhu that didn''t fit the key words was decided.


    The next thing is the arrangement.


    The arrangement of Li Tiezhu is also super strong. This is Liang Xiaobo''s evaluation. However, what he doesn''t know is that Li Tiezhu is limited to his own song arrangement, because he has the original in his head.


    In short, with the cooperation of the two people, it was done in one morning.


    Next is the running in of singing and soundtrack.


    Li Tiezhu rehearsed a lot. Although everyone came in turn, Li Tiezhu couldn''t stand it. He kept rehearsing until 11 p.m. and took away waves of singers.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu also gave valuable gifts to the band teachers. They don''t lack this money, but their intentions are more important. After all, they work overtime with Li Tiezhu.


    The next day, after another busy rehearsal, it was finally evening.


    The fourth phase of the competition is about to begin. A replacement singer will come this phase.


    Filling singer and kicking singer are two concepts. Kicking must be kicked to the top four to stay. Filling singer is a fixed position as long as he comes. It is no different from the first singer. He participates in two phases of the competition and finally eliminates one.


    Therefore, Liang Tian has been whispering in Li Tiezhu''s ear these two days that the program team despises him too much, and Li Tiezhu is not a replacement singer.


    (not today!)

 Chapter 364

    Li Tiezhu is not familiar with the hostess of mango station, so she doesn''t know whether her complaint is sincere or false, and doesn''t agree. She just continues to make music calmly.


    In line with the iron rule that people who bare their breasts and breasts can''t make deep friends, Li Tiezhu''s relationship with sister Liang Tian is limited to work. Although she once invited Li Tiezhu to do spa, Li Tiezhu said that his English is not good, he doesn''t take the TOEFL and doesn''t study abroad, so he declined like steel.


    The arrangement of that song has been completed, but Li Tiezhu can''t be idle. He still has work to do.


    Other singers are looking for their familiar arranger to number the song and come back after the demo. Li Tiezhu is different because... There is no such person in his studio, so he forced Liang Xiaobo!


    No money anyway.


    As for whether it is a kicker or a substitute singer, Li Tiezhu sees it very lightly.


    After all, he is a newcomer. Even if Hong Bo, Han Hong and Liang Xiaobo are very, very optimistic about Li Tiezhu and think that his strength is no less than that of an old singer, they can''t promote him to a replacement singer, because it will be questioned by the audience.


    By kicking in, it is a proof of strength and less doubt.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand this truth. Others understand it.


    For example, Han Hong, because she knows this truth, she will call the program group to invite Li Tiezhu. Of course, she didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be so just. He wanted to compete all original, which also made him sneak into the first place.


    good.


    Han Hong also knows the replacement singer who is coming today and has a very good relationship.


    Therefore, when the program group interviewed Han Hong in the afternoon, she was as Frank as ever.


    "You may not know me well enough, and I don''t blame you. Because I speak very straight and often offend people. In fact... If you talk about two, I''m the ancestor of two. I was more than Li Tiezhu in those years. I''m really two. I dare to say anything, but my brain, so don''t regret it."


    Director: "Mr. Han Hong, if a new singer comes, what will you say to him?"


    Han Hong: "who are you? You''re brave enough! Aren''t you afraid I''ll kill you, boy?"


    Director: "pinch off the last sentence. It''s not friendly."


    Han Hong: "no, because I know him very well."


    "Do you know who he is?"


    "I know! Can you say it?"


    "Yes!"


    "Why don''t you report to me when you come? Don''t give me the whole scene! Come to my room later, smelly boy... Li Zijian."


    When Han Hong said these words, he spoke with some playful emotions, like a troublemaker''s big sister talking to his brother. This is different from Li Tiezhu. In front of Li Tiezhu, Han Hong is holding his hands. He seems to be high above, but he often shows his mother''s concern. However, it''s much more equal with Li Zijian.


    This scene was shown at the beginning of the program, which also caused some differences among the audience:


    "Han Hong can''t be a man. What does that say?"


    "No wonder the whole network is her black material."


    "Thought the program was run by her family?"


    "After singing some good songs, I don''t know my last name."


    "What a great official power!"


    "People say they can''t speak. What are you spraying?"


    "If she is not a good person, there will be no good people in this circle."


    "Can you believe online rumors?"


    "It''s ironic that singers who have hollowed out their property for charity have been hacked and all kinds of traffic idols have been praised."


    "I''m familiar with Li Zijian. I''m kidding. What''s the matter?"


    "In the last issue, Han Hong also said he wanted to kick the hall. As a result, Li Tiezhu showed up and became a mother directly..."


    "Like Han Hong!"


    "Does anyone know who Li Zijian is? Curious."


    "Do you know the time of water and grass? Boy."


    "Brother Jian is great!"


    "I like Li Zijian and Li Tiezhu. Lao Li''s family produces talents."


    On the other hand, Han Hong''s interview continues.


    She herself was a little embarrassed and helped her glasses: "I, I just sometimes... I don''t know why, why is it so unpleasant to speak?"


    The director forced comfort: "your character is upright, just like Li Tiezhu."


    Han Hong: "no, Li Tiezhu, he''s a Biao! It''s a tiger! I''m not. I just couldn''t help saying it. After that, I found it unpleasant to listen to. Damn it."


    Beep¡ª¡ª


    The program group directly blocked it, and Han Hong himself shrank and slipped away. As expected, he didn''t like it.


    After that, the program played a video of Li Zijian, the first replacement singer. At this time, a gentle and elegant middle-aged man showed off his collection of minority records all over the world. His mentor was a very pleasant type.


    Of course, no matter how pleasing he is, he also belongs to the minority. He is very powerful, but he is not as explosive as Li Tiezhu.


    Therefore, the emergence of Li Zijian did not detonate the live channel like the video clip of Li Tiezhu in the previous issue, but it also made many fans who like him crazy.


    Then the pictures prepared by the singers in advance are broadcast in turn.


    In fact, "I am a singer" can only be regarded as a semi live music program, because in addition to the competition, there are many recording and broadcasting scenes.


    Finally, the video clip of Li Tiezhu and Gu Daji at the Xiangjiang birthday banquet was broadcast. Li Tiezhu competed perfectly, especially the scene where he hummed songs and sang brother pheasant crying, which was very topical.


    When we were discussing Li Tiezhu''s cards in the Xiangjiang big man circle, the picture suddenly turned to Li Zijian and his music partner Shen Meng, which was a little sudden.


    There are many scenes for Li Zijian, the replacement singer, and the duration is also very long. After all, this is also one of the big guys in the music circle. This is the card.


    When the fancy car prepared for him appeared, Li Tiezhu''s fans quit.


    Barrage:


    "What do you mean? Is this double standard too powerful?"


    "Serious elder brother steals to touch, but also wants to enter the top four. This floats directly?"


    "But my brother Zhu won the first, hum!"


    "I like Li Zijian and Li Tiezhu. Don''t make a noise."


    "What family?"


    "Yes! Your Li Zijian is Wenqing, and my li Tiezhu is a sand sculpture!"


    "Your family is a petty bourgeoisie and my family is a migrant worker."


    "Not for Li Zijian, this is the double label of the program group!"


    "The pay gap is really too big."


    "See for yourself, what kind of place is my iron pillar in Xiangjiang entertainment circle? Last mainland program was belittled..."


    The program team has been following up the debate over the live barrage in real time. At least, director Hong Bo has this information. In this regard, he said he loved it. Only when there was a dispute can there be a gimmick. This is the first meaning of variety show.


    On the bus, Shen Meng said, "brother Jian, I''ll tell you a secret. Guess who won the first in the last issue."


    Li Zijian said, "do you think I''m a fool? I also watched the program."


    Shen Meng was embarrassed: "Li Tiezhu won the first place by his original songs, but, logically speaking, in terms of competitive music programs, he won the first..."


    Li Zijian: "it''s impossible. His song sounds good, but wentun likes high pitched rock and roll in competitive programs. However, he won the first place by slow songs mainly because of his great power."


    Shen Meng: "ah? Isn''t the audience biased?"


    Li Zijian: "no! The audience is very sober. I watched it all the way. This song doesn''t have the elements to compete for the title, and Li Tiezhu''s singing method doesn''t have it, but... The wife of this song is too excellent! It caused an absolute crush."


    Shen Meng: "really? Is it so good?"


    Li Zijian: "let me tell you, I have to write this kind of song for three months. It may not be so good. It depends on luck and inspiration. Li Tiezhu is not. He never depends on luck and inspiration. He writes whenever he wants. He is a bug."


    Shen Meng was a little flustered: "so... Is Li Tiezhu so strong?"


    Li Zijian smiled and said: "Laymen often think that Li Tiezhu just writes more songs. It''s nothing special. But we experts know that he is a rare genius in a hundred years. It''s humiliating to write songs compared with him, even if I''m also a composer. No one in China can compare with him except director Zhou. Therefore, audience friends must be rational and don''t have anything to do with Li Tiezhu So prejudice, his appearance is a great good thing for the Chinese singing world! "


    Shen Meng: "brother Jian, will you be a little afraid of the enemy and the war?"


    Li Zijian is particularly natural and unrestrained: "no! My singing skills are better than him, and my music theory is more solid than him. He writes songs well, but he may not win me. This program is" I am a singer ", not" I am a composer "


    Shen Meng couldn''t speak because... She didn''t understand.


    On the other side, six singers are recording questions about the new replacement singer. Yes, questions.


    When Li Zijian, accompanied by his partner, walked into the singers'' rest area, the radio rang out: "welcome, I''m a singer!"


    Everyone heard it.


    Liang Tian: "it''s not fair! Why did we hide in the small room outside in the last issue?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because your face is not big enough, you only deserve to receive the kicker?"


    Liang Tian: "


    That makes sense. Why haven''t I considered the problem from this angle? Anyway, I''ve tied Li Tiezhu. I''m not afraid! I''m not afraid of anyone coming!


    In the rest room of each singer, the TV screen opened, and Li Zijian''s admission video entered the live screen.


    At the same time, Li Zijian also stood in front of the TV screen in the hall, because the six singers recorded a sentence they said to him. This link is also the treatment that can be enjoyed by the replacement singer.


    Li Zijian nodded, but slightly nervous, and began to bite his hand.


    Sun Nan: "Li Zijian, have you visited the wharf since you came?"


    Li Zijian: "I don''t see a boat. Where''s the dock?"


    Han Hong: "did you report to me before you came? Don''t give me the whole scene! Come to my room and report to me later. Smelly boy! Li Zijian!"


    Li Zijian: "I''ll see Mr. Han Hong later."


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn. He said with a dark left eye, "is your family spectrum Xiaogan in Northern Hunan? Because I am."


    Li Zijian: "so... Is this to look for relatives? His family used to fill Xichuan into Sichuan? My ancestral home is not there."


    In the picture, Li Tiezhu said, "if not, I''ll rest assured. I haven''t heard your song."


    Li Zijian: "


    Soon, several other videos were missed, and Li Zijian answered calmly and humorously.


    Then all the doors of the upstairs rest room opened, and all the singers and partners rushed out.

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    Singers and partners rushed downstairs to hug Li Zijian and Shen Meng. They had a set of good words.


    Li Tiezhu walked slowly at the end and didn''t want to steal the limelight. After all, he didn''t know brother Jian.


    Liang Tian is more like his crotch is stuck. He is stunned. He can''t step away. He doesn''t want to linger. He also mutters, "this scene is really lively! It''s not like us. We''re still hiding when we come. Hum! What''s the result? We''re still the champion."


    After all, these partners are here to rub the lens. Whether they have them or not has no impact, so she is inevitably a little sour.


    As everyone knows, others are envious of her.


    Li Tiezhu said, "stop it. This circle is ranked by seniority. Moreover, his surname is Li. Maybe it''s my elder."


    Liang Tian: "I just love you! You''re stupid. You don''t know if you''ve been bullied by others. It''s also my fault that I don''t have a card, otherwise..."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you had a card and an influential boyfriend like Shen Meng, you wouldn''t be my partner! I''ve always been like this. I always play the role of counter attack."


    Liang Tian punched: "then counter attack! Turn them over!"


    In fact, seeing Li Zijian welcomed by many singers and partners below, Li Tiezhu was still uncomfortable. In the last issue, his treatment was still vivid.


    The same is true of the barrage:


    "It''s really a double standard. I don''t know how Li Zijian is, but Li Tiezhu shouldn''t be ignored!"


    "Who will the future of Chinese singing depend on? It''s not Li Tiezhu!"


    "I''m tired of these seniority people."


    "Even Han Hong personally welcomed it, indicating that the goods should not be underestimated."


    "So what? Serious brother, why are you afraid of challenges?"


    "Li Zijian is also a creator. He has the ability to write a new song every issue!"


    "Hahaha... It''s cool."


    "I love Li Tiezhu alone."


    "Don''t worry, my family will never lose."


    Han Hong hugged Li Zijian, very friendly, and Gu Daji hugged Li Zijian.


    Finally, it was Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu wanted to hug, but Li Zijian hid and said, "tie Zhu! I chased you all summer last year, and you won the championship. Today, we met for the first time, I had to give you a gift."


    Li Tiezhu thought he was despised. When he heard what the other party said, he was surprised and said, "what gift? Is it valuable?"


    Li Zijian said, "what''s your father''s name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Li Fugui."


    Li Zijian: "right? My original name is Li Fujian. I''m also a rich generation. My family used to come out of filial piety. So you can call me uncle."


    I have to say that Li Zijian is really cheap. He seems simple and indifferent, but he deceives people one by one.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "ah! Hello, uncle!"


    Li Zijian: "don''t be polite to your relatives."


    "So, what about the gift?"


    "Just give you an uncle!"


    "Ah? Oh..."


    "Happy or not?"


    "I''m not as happy as I thought."


    "I got used to it slowly. Are you happy that my uncle came to participate in this program?"


    "OK, uncle, you sit down."


    Li Zijian was still very humorous. He joked with others and asked everyone to sit down.


    After the singers finished talking about the past and fooling, Hong Bo began to promote the sequencing link to determine the sequence of tonight''s competition. The substitute singer is not a kicking singer. The kicking singer has high performance requirements, so he can be the last to appear, but the substitute singer is different. He naturally "kicks successfully".


    In order to pursue the program effect, the order of each issue is determined in different ways. This time, the contestants are allowed to choose by themselves.


    The partner asked Gu Daji, "don''t you like to choose No. 1 best? Do you want to make a reservation?"


    Gu Daji was suddenly embarrassed: "it would be better to stay behind these issues, especially after Li Tiezhu joined. If he hadn''t come, I could have won the first in the last issue..."


    Everyone laughed.


    Li Tiezhu: "blame me?"


    Guda Keaton couldn''t help it when he said, "why? I was suppressed by you on the mainland program. When I went back to Xiangjiang, I was suppressed by you? Those big guys all talked to you, Li Tiezhu, and I served tea and water nearby..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "maybe you can''t speak. Being a man, the most important thing is communication."


    Gu Daji was speechless and choked: "don''t talk! Now you represent not only yourself, but also the image of our Xiangjiang musicians!"


    Why does Li Tiezhu represent the image of Xiangjiang musician? At least some people in Xiangjiang performing arts circle think so.


    Mainland singers are most curious.


    Gu Daji said: "he has two teachers. The film is Cheng Dalong and the music is Chen Ethan. As you all know, there are few new people in Xiangjiang in recent ten years. After Cheng Dalong and Ethan brought him to Xiangjiang, he became, became..."


    Yan Bing: "the hope of the whole village?"


    Gu Daji: "yes, yes, yes! Not only Cheng Dalong and Ethan, but also Liu Huade and Zhang Youxue are optimistic about iron pillar to win glory for Xiangjiang."


    Li Tiezhu said: "ah! Yes, I''m a Sichuan river hybrid. Now... Even crawling with excrement makes me cheer up and say I can''t let him down! Otherwise I won''t recognize my big brother..."


    Han Hong was stunned: "what shit rake?"


    Gu Daji: "brother pheasant''s son, five years old. His English name is jiashibo''er. He and Tiezhu are like old friends at first sight, and he is almost worshipping the handle."


    With that, Gu Daji put his picture on the fifth place.


    Others followed suit.


    The final competition sequence is: Li Tiezhu, Sun Nan, Huang Liangling, Yan Bing, Gu Daji, Han Hong and Li Zijian.


    Yes, under the double deception of Sun Nan and Li Zijian, Li Tiezhu chose the first performance.


    Liang Tian is so angry.


    Li Tiezhu asked Sun Nan, "uncle, what''s the advantage of singing first?"


    Sun Nan: "I don''t know. I haven''t sung it first. You''ll know it once."


    Li Zijian: "the advantage of singing first is that you can perform on stage first."


    The barrage also worried about Li Tiezhu:


    "This is not bullying honest people?"


    "An uncle and an old man, bah!"


    "It''s just the effect of the program. Don''t go online."


    "I always feel that my serious brother has been trampled."


    "You see, Li Tiezhu''s partner is very angry."


    "Sing first and get first!"


    "Dream, Li Tiezhu, this level, directly eliminate it."


    Next, the singers went back to their houses.


    The screen switched to the entrance of the experience hall. The hostess stood in front of the audience queuing to enter. After a period of oral broadcasting, she interviewed two audiences at random. The questions were relatively flat. The audience was eager to enter and was unwilling to say more.


    After that, there is a five minute recording and broadcasting picture, which is a collection of rehearsals and preparations of seven singers over the past two days, as well as a brief interview to warm up the program.


    Director: "Li Tiezhu, after the last game, many people questioned you for taking the first place. What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s none of my business. It''s not my vote."


    "Er..."


    "I still wonder, what do the audience think? Do I deserve the first place?"


    "What are your expectations for the results of this issue?"


    "Can you expect to get it? Can''t you get it? What''s the expectation? You''re not good at asking this question."


    "Well, how much do you score for your new song this time?"


    "Ten."


    This is a little arrogant. There''s no way. Li Tiezhu is not a hypocritical person. Of course, such a good song needs to be played very well.


    The audience likes to see Li Tiezhu''s cute arrogance, and they look forward to the new song even more. In the previous clip, Li Tiezhu hummed an exclusive memory or something. It sounds good.


    Of course, some viewers think that Li Tiezhu is too conceited and lacks respect for other singers.


    Five minutes later, the camera cut back to the live broadcast and the competition scene.


    Gu Daji took the microphone on the stage: "welcome to... The fourth competition of I am a singer. I am Gu Daji."


    The audience applauded.


    "In the last issue, it''s a pity that a singer loved by everyone left, but we won Li Tiezhu. In this issue, there are also replacement singers. This round is also two competitions, and the final comprehensive results determine the fate of the singer..."


    After introducing the competition system, Gu Daji said: "the first competing singer, the key word he drew in the last issue was'' mother ''."


    "Woo -"


    "Iron pillar, iron pillar..."


    The applause and cheers of the audience burst out suddenly, especially warm, far from the effect that can be achieved by a thousand people, especially male compatriots and mother powder.


    During the break, Li Zijian smiled: "it seems that Li Tiezhu''s fans coincide with my listening friends very much!"


    Shen Meng: "why?"


    Li Zijian: "I''m also a friend of middle-aged and elderly women. I also associate with straight men."


    "You are so humorous, of course you are not a straight man."


    "Little girl, you look so beautiful. How can you have such a stupid idea?"


    "Well, you are a straight man."


    On the other side, when the cheers were weaker, Gu Daji continued: "like everyone else, I have never heard of Li Tiezhu. However, the script given by the director group said that this is not a song dedicated to Li Tiezhu''s mother. It is said that it is a little different from the key words, but... The program group still didn''t change the song."


    The audience became more curious, and many mothers were worried.


    Singers also have different expressions.


    Han Hong frowned: "what''s the matter, boy? But you can''t be too demanding. It''s not so easy to write songs?"


    Yan Bing: "I can''t match the keywords. Why not change?"


    Li Zijian: "I guess Li Tiezhu has a surprise."


    Huang Liangling: "iron pillar can''t write it? In fact, he can cover."


    Gu Daji shrugged and said, "I don''t believe Li Tiezhu can''t write a song about his mother, because just the day before yesterday, he gave the new exclusive memory to brother pheasant. Therefore, I think Li Tiezhu must have his own intention."


    The audience was in an uproar again, and the singers were surprised. You have a new song every week. Do you have time to write songs for others?


    Gu Daji: "let''s welcome Li Tiezhu to bring you the new song" the brightest star in the night sky. "


    Applause and cheers filled the whole competition scene, and Li Tiezhu appeared.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve written a song for my mother, so this song is dedicated to a special person, and this is also a report to my mother. This person did public welfare, donated empty family property, and was stigmatized and abused on the Internet. I''m just one of the many children she helped, and she adopted many children. She is the brightest star in the eyes of our children - Han hongma Mom. "

 Chapter 366

    The audience was silent, and then remembered a warm applause, a voice of encouragement.


    Han Hong was surprised that Li Tiezhu didn''t play cards according to the routine, but when she heard Li Tiezhu talk about her doing public welfare, she smiled. It was a gratifying smile, not a trace of pride, but a kind of comfort to be understood.


    Then, Li Tiezhu said "Han Hong''s mother" and suddenly burst into tears.


    He remembers.


    She once held him and said, "child, you have no mother, I am your mother."


    Han Hong has helped many children and made many promises. Some have fulfilled them and others will gradually forget them.


    Li Tiezhu was not the most pitiful one, so, of course, she was not the one she remembered the most. Later, she gradually forgot that only the staff would send him some letters and photos according to the list.


    Therefore, it was not until Li Tiezhu became popular that Han Hong remembered the child again when he saw him again, and he felt a little guilty.


    The prelude has sounded. It''s beautiful.


    Li Zijian said, "this is good. It''s not irrelevant. It''s very appropriate."


    Huang Liangling was also wiping her tears: "this time, sister Han Hong came to the singer. Did she have no money for public welfare?"


    Partner Shen Lin: "what else?"


    Yan Bing is seriously following the beat. According to what should be written behind the song "prophecy" in the prelude, he still enjoys it thousands of times and even feels stimulated.


    Shudu.


    Liu Wanyun was also wiping tears: "I still admire this fat man for doing public welfare, not to mention anything else."


    Zhao Liya hugged her legs and shrunk on the sofa with a grin: "it''s another good song!"


    Boom!


    "Inhuman!"


    Liu Wanyun is a certain son again.


    Zhao Liya was knocked over and motionless: "they invited me."


    Liu Wanyun: "what?"


    Zhao Liya lay on her side: "this program invited me to kick the hall. It seems that because the previously scheduled kicking singer temporarily couldn''t come, director Hong Bo found Zhang Xiaomeng. Justin, they couldn''t see it, so they came to me."


    Liu Wanyun punched angrily: "is it true or false? Do you deserve it?"


    She was also beaten and grew up, but unlike Liu Xiaohua''s concentrated beating for 20 or 30 minutes each time, Zhao Liya would get a punch from time to time, but she would not continue to output.


    After all, Liu Wanyun''s move may be just because she is in a bad mood or the weather is bad. What bad idea can she have?


    Zhao Liya Leng hum: "he''s going to release a new album. It happens that I should also release an album. I also go to the program to write an album."


    Liu Wanyun pulled Zhao Liya up, handed a little yellow duck doll to her daughter and said, "you''re a junior in high school. Don''t study hard and go out on any programs? Besides, can you kick in? It''s embarrassing."


    Yellow duck! Pooh!


    Zhao Liya quietly moved the doll away and said, "try it. What if the audience is crazy?"


    On the live screen, Li Tiezhu has begun to sing, affectionate and focused:


    The brightest star in the night sky


    Can you hear me clearly


    The man looking up


    Loneliness and sigh at the bottom of my heart


    Oh, the brightest star in the night sky


    Can you remember


    Once walked with me


    A figure disappearing in the wind


    His pure voice was clean and concise. Li Tiezhu gently sang the song in a way that didn''t exert any force, but it spread like water, drowning the audience inside and outside the field.


    No applause, no cheers.


    There are many barrages, but most of them are brief.


    "Still sing, mom."


    "Disappeared figure."


    "The brightest star! Praise!"


    "Han Hong, come on."


    "I can''t figure out how Han Hong is black."


    "Just barking..."


    Li Tiezhu continued to sing softly. Even if it was high, he didn''t roar or force. This song needs no effort, but heart:


    I pray to have a transparent heart


    And tearful eyes


    Give me the courage to believe again


    Oh, over lies to hug you


    In this section, the audience understood that the star was like the power of regeneration for Li Tiezhu''s children. Otherwise, so many poor children will be lost, desperate and even die. Even more smear and abuse can''t stop them from following Han Hong''s footsteps. Therefore, Li Tiezhu is also trying to do public welfare to help more people.


    Through the live camera, we can see that many people are wiping tears. There are aunts, little sisters and middle-aged men. What they gain is a touch, not sadness.


    Han Hong took off his glasses and wiped his tears with a paper towel: "this child really has a transparent heart."


    Whenever I can''t find the meaning of existence


    Whenever I get lost in the night


    Oh ~ the brightest star in the night sky


    Please guide me to you


    ¡­¡­


    The brightest star in the night sky


    Can you hear me clearly


    The man looking up


    Stubbornness and courage at the bottom of my heart


    Li Tiezhu changed the lyrics of the last sentence. I don''t know if it''s appropriate, but he likes sunshine.


    The listener has a heart. The previous songs are lonely and sigh, and finally changed to stubbornness and courage. Obviously, it is to show the changes inspired by the brightest star in the night sky.


    The audience began to applaud and cheer.


    Han Hong could not stop his tears. It was estimated that Pangpang had too much water: "child, I heard and saw."


    Many people sitting in front of the live screen listening to the song were not moved to tears by the song. After all, generally speaking, this is an easy and positive song, which can give people strength.


    However, I heard Han Hong''s words, which made many people cry.


    Barrage:


    "Tearful eyes..."


    "Aunt Han Hong is really not easy. I don''t understand why someone has the heart to black her."


    "For the sake of interests, who do you think is discrediting her? Peers!"


    "Artist + a public welfare..."


    "As long as you see Han Hong start crazy on programs or commercial performances, she has no money for public welfare."


    "Anyway, every time I donate to the Hong fund, I won''t go to the cross."


    "Cross? Raise money for Guo Meili to buy a sports car?"


    "Han Hong is really a clear stream in the performing arts circle."


    "No one discusses Li Tiezhu''s song?"


    "Still need to discuss?"


    "Blow and it''s over!"


    "I knew Li Tiezhu''s song was good before I heard it."


    "Han Hong''s really deserves the brightest star in the night sky!"


    In the backstage lounge, Sun Nan clapped silently and Huang Liangling shouted good.


    Yan Bing failed another challenge, but applauded his opponent and said, "this song is really super simple. The arrangement and singing are not complicated, but the effect is very good..."


    Li Zijian nodded and said to his partner, "this is genius."


    Shen Meng: "ah? Is it so powerful?"


    Li Zijian shook his head: "You don''t know music. No one who knows music dares to say that Li Tiezhu is general, let alone that his songs are not advanced. For example, when we write songs, we should start with inspiration, slowly make the framework, adjust and modify it over and over again, and often have to push it over and over again. Or, if we want to listen to dozens or hundreds of records, it''s very slow and difficult to find a small melody inspiration. But God It''s different. "


    Shen Meng: "what is genius like?"


    Li Zijian pointed to Li Tiezhu, who bowed to the audience and thanked him on TV: "talents are like this. They don''t even need too deep musical knowledge, let alone too many theories, because their melody jumps out of their heads. If they want to write a song, take a basin and then it will be."


    With that, Li Zijian took a basin and added, "we''re like repairing a house. Step by step according to the drawings, he''s not. He''s 3D printing a house."


    Shen Meng didn''t believe it: "is it so exaggerated?"


    Li Zijian: "it''s no exaggeration. This paragraph is a realistic statement. Ten years ago, there was a man who was very similar to Li Tiezhu. He was a super genius. He was the king when he made his debut. His talent made other music people despair and suffocate. He was President Zhou. However, this genius later played games."


    Shen Meng had to pretend to believe it: "but you sing better than him!"


    Li Zijian: "don''t believe those music critics. Li Tiezhu''s singing skills are really good. At first, his foundation was poor, but now he is very good. Especially today''s song, the standard is very high, which shows that his singing skills have been making rapid progress."


    Li Zijian is right about this, because Li Tiezhu now has intermediate singing skills and his bicycle has become a motorcycle.


    However, Li Tiezhu is still worse than other singers. They drive sports cars. Han Hong drives planes.


    When Li Tiezhu stepped down, the host Gu Daji asked, "Tiezhu, when will you write me a song!"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have money?"


    Gu Daji has a sense of humor: "then when I have money, I''ll ask you to write songs for me, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu made an OK gesture and left.


    Then the game continues.


    Sun Nan brought an old song "never let go".


    Huang Liangling sings "falling in love with loneliness".


    Yan Bing''s new arrangement "don''t break my heart".


    Gu Daji sang a song "suddenly miss you so much".


    Han Hong sang mone mountain.


    The songs sung by the above five people fit perfectly with their respective keywords.


    When Han Hong walked into the lounge after singing, the singers and partners stood up and applauded one after another, shouting: "the brightest star in the night sky!"


    Han Hong smiled humbly and first gave Li Tiezhu a big hug: "good boy!"


    Li Zijian, the first replacement singer, brought his own song by Lake Baikal.


    Finally, Zhang Liying returned to perform "thousands of Jue songs".


    After all the singers finished singing, except the eliminated Zhang Liying, all the singers gathered in the lounge and talked with each other.


    Yan Bing: "Li Tiezhu, how did you write this song in a week? It''s ridiculous!"


    Gu Daji: "more than one song."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "just think of it and write it down."


    Li Zijian turned to Shen Meng and said, "see? I''ll say it''s 3D printing."


    Shen Meng nodded decisively. He couldn''t accept it.


    Liang Tian quietly straightens her chest. She is still my iron pillar cow, a new song and a classic. I don''t envy anyone!


    Huang Liangling asked Li Zijian, "what 3D printing?"


    Li Zijian said: "that is to say, writing songs by such talents as Li Tiezhu and Zhou Tiezhu is as simple as 3D printing. Unlike us, the process is complicated, carefully crafted and repeatedly modified... If there is a segment of genius, such talents as Zhou Tiezhu and Li Tiezhu are the top and least in the pyramid."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and hurriedly modest: "my uncle flattered me. I''m not a genius. I''m a steamed stuffed bun and a bronze Duan."


    At this time, Sun Nan asked a tricky question: "Li Tiezhu, do you use this song because time is too tight to write a song about your mother?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No. for example, I love you, China, dear mother... For example, children, listen to their mother and fall in love later... There are many, just think we should write a song for Aunt Han Hong."


    People suddenly petrified. It''s not a genius, but an animal! Just come?


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    This scene came so suddenly that it confused the audience in front of the live screen. What''s the operation? Open your mouth is a good song? First rock? The second rap? The quality is excellent, which is very magical.


    The barrage takes off immediately:


    "Li Tiezhu is not human!"


    "Is it God?"


    "It''s terrible. The donkeys of the production team don''t dare to show like this."


    "This is probably Li Tiezhu''s inventory."


    "Maybe there are a lot of songs in private, waiting for the show."


    "Didn''t you listen to Li Zijian? The melody of genius jumps out."


    "Dong Zhou has a song that he improvised on the program and then wrote."


    "Genius really has a stage."


    "This is bronze?"


    "In this issue, Li Tiezhu is afraid not to win the championship again."


    After all, the singers are professionals, and the degree of shock is far better than that of the ordinary audience. The most surprised are the two songwriters, Yan Bing and Li Zijian.


    Yan Bing: "iron pillar, you scared me..."


    Li Zijian said, "have you written these songs? Sing them."


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle, this knowledge is just a little spiritual. I don''t have time to write. Who knows whether to write or not."


    No intelligence worth buying!


    Don''t you buy one with one? Anyway, you can try three new songs every day... Hum! Even ten seconds is enough.


    Yan Bing said, "no, how did you make these melodies? With words?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t you write words and songs at the same time?"


    Yan Bing: "... Farewell!"


    Li Zijian comforted Yan Bing: "don''t compare with him. He is not an ordinary person. In fact, you are already very powerful."


    Hearing them blowing Li Tiezhu, Han Hong was relieved and smiled a little reserved.


    Sun Nan frowned unconsciously and didn''t speak at last.


    Gu Daji quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "it''s a deal. Write me a song."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, I''ll write when I''m free."


    The program continued, and the singers talked recklessly regardless of how the camera was cut. Anyway, we are already very familiar. And the new Li Zijian, many singers are also very familiar.


    After a while, Hong Bo came in with the voting results.


    The singers quieted down one after another. Although it was only the first round of the knockout, everyone couldn''t help being nervous.


    According to international practice, Hong Bo took a sip of the Millennium mountain and said, "first of all, we welcome the new singer, Mr. Li Zijian!"


    There was applause at the scene. The singers and partners spontaneously applauded. Liang Xiaobo and the singers'' real agents behind Hong Bo also applauded one after another.


    Liang Tian suddenly said, "last issue, why didn''t you welcome Li Tiezhu?"


    Hong Bo: "this..."


    Li Zijian said: "he was a kicking singer at that time. He was too enthusiastic with him before he played successfully. He would be regarded as a traitor. I can''t, I can''t afford to play, so I can only apply to join."


    Liang Tian is speechless. Li Zijian is very coquettish.


    After defusing the embarrassment skillfully, Li Zijian countered: "why do beautiful girls protect Li Tiezhu so much? Lengba, songzhu''er, Zhao Liya and Yang Mi, now there is another you."


    Liang Tian suddenly blushes. I don''t have any crazy thoughts about him! What are you talking about?


    She wanted to retort, but she couldn''t say a word. She was ashamed of her job as a host.


    Li Tiezhu was very calm: "my uncle praised you for your beauty. Don''t you say thank you?"


    Liang Tian: "ah! Thank you..."


    Isn''t that the solution?


    I''ve learned, I''ve learned. Those who can rush through this circle are really not fuel-efficient lamps. Li Zijian is just slick and cunning. Even Li Tiezhu''s reaction is so amazing? Liang Tian finds that she is almost thirty years old


    Yan Bing gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up decisively. It seems that I still need to learn. It''s not enough for optics to speak and speak. I also need to learn iron to speak and speak. In this way, I can be invincible. Life is like sailing against the current. There is no end to the cave. I want to go every day... My damn thirst for knowledge.


    After laughing for a while, Hong Bo said, "I''ve got the voting results of this competition."


    In addition to Li Tiezhu and Li Zijian, the other five singers tacitly agreed:


    "Wow, you''re great."


    This is also Li Tiezhu''s stem.


    Hong Bo: "


    After listening to Shen Meng''s explanation, Li Zijian also said, "Hong Dao, bang bang ~ you can even get the competition results."


    Isn''t that nonsense?


    Hong Bo said forcefully, "this result surprised me. I never thought there would be such a ranking."


    Finally, he succeeded in arousing the curiosity of the singers and the gossip of the live audience.


    Han Hong: "what''s the matter? I''m seventh?"


    Sun Nan: "that''s impossible. Your song" mone mountain "sings well and should be the champion. Maybe I''m the seventh."


    Han Hong: "that can''t be. If you''re seventh, director Hong won''t be surprised."


    Sun Nan: "


    Next, Sun Nan''s agent couldn''t help sneering and held the sunglasses.


    Li Tiezhu asked foolishly, "why? Is it because my uncle doesn''t sing well today?"


    Since he had intermediate singing skills, Li Tiezhu''s level of music appreciation has also improved. He asked it subconsciously, but his brain is that kind. Never thought that he was questioning the tenor standard of a tenor singer.


    Han Hong was also stunned and said, "it''s almost. It''s almost today."


    These two Han are too two.


    Li Zijian was sleek and said, "it must be that the TV stereo in your house is not good. I listen very well."


    Master, this is a master.


    Han Han also recovered: "yes, yes, I think so. The program group is too stingy."


    Under the stage, Sun Nan''s agent, Wulin, has sat up straight.


    Zhang Xiaomeng is very happy. My artists are really two. Hahaha, it''s interesting. Can this kind of second goods not be popular?


    Hong Bo said, "neither Mr. Han Hong nor Mr. Sun Nan is the last. However, the voting results of this issue must surprise everyone. Let''s evaluate each singer first? Let''s make an internal evaluation. First, Li Tiezhu, the first in the previous issue. What do you think of his performance in this issue?"


    Li Tiezhu immediately sat upright and listened carefully like a primary school student.


    Han Hong first said: "regardless of the original song itself, his singing performance in this issue is very good. It''s the best one I''ve heard him sing. Very good!"


    Huang Liangling said, "I think the brightest star in the night sky is very good! It''s sounds of nature. I like it very much."


    Sun Nan: "the song is well written, but there is no extra force in the high voice. I feel a little worse, but I don''t feel like singing."


    Li Zijian: "this song should not be sung. It should be sung like Tiezhu. It should be relaxed and sunny. I personally think that if you sing this song too hard, your feelings will become false and have no resonance. Therefore, I like Li Tiezhu''s singing today. I think... The top three."


    On the contrary, although there is no smell of gunpowder, Li Zijian''s musical quality still overwhelms Sun Nan. There are still differences between pure singers and creators.


    Yan Bing said, "Li Tiezhu''s song is very simple, very simple, but very perfect. Maybe this is the road to simplicity!"


    Finally, it was Gu Daji''s turn: "I was at the scene at that time. I listened more really than my friends with poor TV stereo. I told the truth. My eyes were red. Li Tiezhu, it''s great today!"


    Hong Bo asked again, "Li Tiezhu, what do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I think I sing well."


    Hong Bo: "which place do you think you are?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "where do I know? It won''t be higher than the last one anyway."


    The first in the last game, of course, can''t be higher.


    The singers and partners laughed.


    Hong Bo also smiled: "Li Tiezhu ranked seventh in this competition."


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    Last? Li Tiezhu? How is that possible?


    At least, this song "the brightest star in the night sky" is impossible!


    The singers showed astonished expressions one after another. They really didn''t pretend, because Li Tiezhu''s singing performance in this issue was much better than that in the last issue of Lanting preface.


    How is this possible? Seventh?


    Eye popping!


    Han Hong: "wrong? How can he be seventh? He sings very well. He has never sung so well, even recording songs."


    She''s really a little angry. Is there something wrong with the program?


    Sun Nan said, "don''t be serious, sister Hong. It''s all voted out by the audience. Maybe I think Li Tiezhu didn''t seriously sing the treble."


    Han Hong stood up and stopped talking. Finally, he sat back stiffly.


    Below, Zhang Xiaomeng stood up, but he couldn''t speak, so he had to worry.


    Wulin stared at Zhang Xiaomeng with sunglasses, and a smile came from the corners of his mouth.


    Liang Tian: "why? I cried when I heard this song..."


    Li Tiezhu is very calm. This is the bearing killed from the bloody battlefield of super good voice. After all, he has been eliminated in good voice. What is the seventh in a single game?


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s acceptable. After all, I''m the one with the shallowest qualifications and the weakest singing skills. It doesn''t matter. I''ll work harder!"


    Han Hong: "you shouldn''t write me a song. Why waste that energy? Just sing the song I love you. China is definitely not such a achievement."


    Li Tiezhu smiled and did not speak.


    Hong Bo said, "no mistake. Li Tiezhu won the least votes and ranked seventh. Let''s comment on Mr. Han Hong''s singing according to the number of seats."


    Singers began to praise each other. Business boasting is the basic operation.


    Only Li Tiezhu won''t boast: "nice to hear!"


    Hong Bo: "Han Hong is the first and tied for the first. Next, let''s comment on Mr. Sun Nan''s performance."


    Several singers blew each other a wave every day.


    Han Hong said, "it''s his old problem that the treble doesn''t sing well. Li Tiezhu said it well. It''s very unstable when he starts the treble and changes between true and false sounds. Lao sun, why haven''t you improved for so many years?"


    Second, dare to tell the truth.


    There is another one, Li Tiezhu: "uncle, your treble is too hard. The treble... Is emotion. If the emotion is not strong enough... It''s uncomfortable."


    Sun Nan said, "I have reservations about your high pitched question! Seek common ground while reserving differences!"


    Hong Bo: "Mr. Sun Nan ranked sixth in this competition, one more vote than Li Tiezhu."


    Sun Nan: "


    Wulin stood up directly: "is the voting statistics wrong?"


    Hong Bo looked back and stared. Wulin sat down bitterly.


    However, this scene has been captured by the live camera and spread all over the world.


    (leave: because there are some family matters to deal with these days, I won''t add more changes in the next few days. I''ll continue to add more changes after handling them. The only thing I can do is to keep the third shift as much as possible and try to change a chapter of 4000 words every day. It may take about a week. Forgive me! But I promise that the 10 chapters I owe and the changes I give to the administrators of group v, It will be cashed. Thank you!)

 Chapter 368

    On the stage of "I am a singer", Sun Nan''s agent Wulin directly questioned the opposition, which is also very interesting. This is the difficulty or pain point of the live program, which is difficult to control the risk.


    But the live Barrage is interesting:


    "Where''s Li Tiezhu''s agent? Come out and take two steps!"


    "Domineering!"


    "It should be questioned."


    "@ Zhang Xiaomeng, look at other people''s agents."


    "Why do you wear sunglasses indoors at night?"


    "Pretend to be forced. Don''t ask me how I know."


    "Li Tiezhu is seventh. What did you say? What are you doing here?"


    "The singer originally relies on the live audience to vote. The audience is all yours?"


    "There is still a gap with the good voice. The national voting of the good voice can at least be roughly fair."


    "Serious brother No. 7 should not."


    "Sun Nan''s high voice sounds good. Why do you say it again?"


    "I''m a graduate student in the Department of Sichuan music. Li Tiezhu and Han Hong have no problem."


    "It''s a pity for Li Tiezhu."


    The real professionals never participate in the online debate, but they will comment angrily in private.


    For example, Liu Wanyun.


    She sneered: "I''m afraid all the audience in this issue are fools? Li Tiezhu sang the best and most attentive song in history. As a result, he won the seventh place. It''s ridiculous."


    Zhao Liya didn''t speak. Anyway, she was beaten for everything. The reason is very simple. Her mother is not in a good mood.


    Boom!


    "Ah! There is really something wrong with Sun Nan''s treble this time, but the audience likes Biao treble. Li Tiezhu doesn''t Biao, of course he loses."


    Zhao Liya had to speak.


    Her daughter was so clever and sensible that Liu Wanyun couldn''t get angry. She looked at Zhao Muye, who mopped the floor: "what do you think?"


    Zhao Muye: "Sun Nan does perform in an average way, but Li Tiezhu is half as good as him. This is still a compliment to Li Tiezhu. He also performed well in this period, otherwise he will be far worse than sun nan."


    Zhao Liya secretly gave the old man a thumbs up.


    Li Tiezhu''s performance in this period is amazing, and his singing skills rise sharply. However, he can''t surpass Sun Nan. The latter has defects, but Li Tiezhu is more mediocre. Of course, this is just a competition for singing skills. After all, Li Tiezhu is original and can''t be compared directly.


    Liu Wanyun said coldly, "hum! I''m still a professor. I''m nothing. Rubbish! Drag your land."


    Fortunately, this is only the first round. Even if Li Tiezhu gets the seventh, he will not roll the calf immediately. There is a second game to look forward to. Otherwise, straight man Zhao Muye is afraid that he will not be so detached (relaxed).


    Kyoto.


    Songzhuer stepped on the chair with one foot and swore at his mother with his waist inserted. All kinds of shielding words blurted out to greet the parents, relatives and ancestors of the audience at the scene.


    The three roommates were stunned. Although they thought Li Tiezhu sang well, was it necessary to be so excited?


    Xu Jiazhen is still reliable: "shit! Stupid program group, silly audience. Why can''t our iron pillar sing well? Original! Have you got shit in your ears?"


    Pine bamboo son resolutely hugged the dog leg''s neck: "well scolded!"


    Compared with the hysteria of the two families, other Li Tiezhu fans are very peaceful. After all, Li Tiezhu has been knocked out. What''s the big deal about the seventh part of the program? It doesn''t affect his record breaking album, let alone his film breaking $3 billion.


    Therefore, Xiao Yueyue couldn''t stand up and laughed at Li Tiezhu''s tragic Waterloo.


    Qin Tao directly sent a wechat voice to ridicule Li Tiezhu: "hagir, congratulations on getting the last place. Ha ha ha!"


    Zhang Jianjun gave Li Tiezhu p the first to seventh two-level inversion diagram with the following text:


    "No surprise, no surprise."


    Even the foreign fans watching the pirated live broadcast in the oil tank have cheered Li Tiezhu. These people are Li Tiezhu''s overseas iron powder.


    It is iron powder that makes it darker. After all, people are also forced to count the attributes of their own love beans. They even chase Li Tiezhu''s variety show and form a special Chinese translation group. Their favorite is the mushroom house for farming and cooking.


    The comments on the oil tank look like this:


    "Ian perra Lee, your new song makes us feel confused because I can''t understand Chinese."


    "Deserve the seventh! Who let you play in your pants?"


    "The first appearance results are poor. Stand up and cry, Ian perra!"


    "Li! You forgot to wear your lucky yellow rubber shoes."


    "Didn''t Cheng Dalong teach you amazing martial arts? What are you afraid of with so much furniture?"


    "Oh, my God, my Ian perra finally lost."


    "You should sing your real mother, because China is a demonstration area of exam oriented education. It''s absolutely impossible to get off the topic."


    "I gave five points for Li''s singing today, out of five."


    "If people are in Europe, is there any way to listen to music on the spot? I''m going to vote for him."


    "I like Xijiang cotton. My underwear is medeinchener."


    "When will Ian perra have a global concert?"


    "He has only been on the road for one year. Be more patient. Moreover, I heard that he is now in college, a school specializing in acting."


    "Yes, and his new film is being released in China, which has exceeded $500 million at the box office."


    "Our Ian Pella has never been just a singer. He is also a fashion pioneer, film star, variety artist and action actor."


    It can be said that foreign enthusiasm for aenpera Lee is not weaker than that at home, but stronger. In addition to his coquettish yellow rubber shoes, what''s more important is his talent. Other songs are OK. Red songs and national style songs really make a group of crooked nuts unable to resist.


    This is not true. Last week, Li Tiezhu sang the preface to Lanting, and Li Tiezhu became very angry abroad.


    Many foreigners love Lanting preface, and even more good people have analyzed the words and calligraphy of Lanting preface. The treasures 2000 years ago are reborn under Li Tiezhu''s songs.


    The most terrible thing is that after a year of precipitation, the overseas fans of aenpera Lee have formed an organized and disciplined group. They no longer preach an ultimate view of aenpera Lee all the time:


    "Chinese songs are the best!"


    In the eyes of these foreigners, aenpera is already the leader and pearl in the Chinese music industry, so what''s the seventh? It can only prove that those listeners do not understand appreciation, which is not important.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know much about overseas information, otherwise he will be ashamed to death.


    Of course, the singers on the live broadcast expressed surprise and regret at Li Tiezhu''s ranking, but in fact? Some people are happy and others are worried.


    It''s hard to say who likes and who worries.


    Anyway, under the control of Hongbo''s desire to speak and stop Dharma, it took a long time to publish the final ranking of this issue.


    From high to low:


    Han Hong first, Huang Liangling second, Li Zijian third, Yan Bing fourth, Gu Daji fifth, Sun Nan sixth and Li Tiezhu seventh.


    Moreover, Sun Nan has only one more vote than Li Tiezhu, and the next game is equally dangerous.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care about the ranking. Anyway, he can write another song in the next game and earn another two million.


    What are you afraid of?


    No big deal, buy other songs directly and make an album!


    Since the box office of "God of medicine" exceeded 3 billion, Li Tiezhu has released himself. Now he has a lot of intelligence points and is rich.


    After announcing the stunning voting results, Hong Bo began to extract the key words of the next issue, which is the last link.


    Although this issue does not eliminate singers, we still have to do enough gimmicks!


    According to this ranking, Li Tiezhu was the first to draw.


    Li Tiezhu "wind", Sun Nan "red", Gu Daji "love", Yan Bing "smell", Li Zijian "water", Huang Liangling "flower", Han Hong "Haitian".


    Wind?!


    This is the key words drawn by Li Tiezhu and the selection range of songs for the next game.


    Even, Hong Bo specially asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, are you sure to turn defeat into victory? You are the last one now."


    Li Tiezhu said, "last place? I only have one less vote than uncle sun. Next time, I have two more votes than him. Won''t I win?"


    Hong Bo: "


    Sun Nan: "


    Han Hong: "that''s right. Come on, boy."


    Hong Bo forcibly competed for dominance and said, "you know what? Apart from the ''smell'' drawn by Yan Bing, the key words drawn by others are better than you! Teacher Sun Nan''s'' Red ''is simpler, and there are quite a lot of songs to choose..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t choose songs. I write songs."


    Hong Bo: "writing songs is... Is there no limit? Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu: "are there any limitations in writing songs?"


    "No?"


    "Yes?"


    "Yes?"


    "Where is it?"


    "Where not?"


    "No."


    In short, in the voice of Li Tiezhu and Hong Bo, the fourth phase of the competition of "I am a singer" is over, and Li Tiezhu is temporarily ranked seventh, belonging to the edge of elimination.


    But Li Tiezhu didn''t panic at all, because for him, the competition is far from the good voice of last year. The elimination of the good voice means failure and direct death, but the singer, ha ha... Although it is more high-end and atmospheric, it has little impact on the singers.


    At least, if an album like Li Tiezhu breaks the record and the film has more than four billion animals, he won''t feel pressure.


    After the tiktok, Li Tiezhu was in the evening before the sound of the game was heard, and a UP of the shaking of the main tiktok P was given to the old mother and Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu has selected the next song. This is the song dedicated to his mother, but it doesn''t matter. In fact, he only plans to come to this program for three or four periods. If it is too long, it will delay the script of soldier assault.


    So Li Tiezhu even released the imaginary picture of mother''s old age on the tiktok and sang a sentence:


    "Now I walk through the world, linger in all kinds, turn over the different faces of the years, and I can''t help but break into your smile..."


    Text:


    "The wind is blowing! Thank you for giving me the P-map."

 Chapter 369

    Li Tiezhu''s fans once again put him in the top spot, but they did not comfort him but laughed at him:


    "Iron pillar, is the feeling of crane tail exciting?"


    "The brightest star in the night sky is Li Tiezhu himself!"


    "I bet fifty cents. I''ll be eliminated next time."


    "Why do you sing such a beautiful song? Take the seventh place. Have you realized Li Tiezhu?"


    "Let you do coquettish operation!"


    "I''m happy to see you in a bad position."


    "Iron pillar, don''t cry, stand up and roll."


    "People call me a singer. What are you doing as a comedian?"


    "Li Tiezhu, your teacher taught you to go back to class."


    These are Li Tiezhu''s real powder, and some are obviously not. Although Li Tiezhu is also diss, it feels completely wrong:


    "Hehe! This is the king of good voice?"


    "Show the prototype?"


    "I don''t know how you get red."


    "It is said that penguin has a composition team of more than ten people in order to hold him."


    "No wonder I said how someone can write songs so fast."


    "Now these stars have no lower limit."


    Li Tiezhu did not care about these evils. He did not even read the tiktok commentary. He even ignored the private letters, wasting the traffic.


    However, the column group of "I am a singer" can''t sit idly by. This is not Li Tiezhu''s business alone, but about the impartiality of the singer. We must support Li Tiezhu.


    So they sent the interview to the quiver without using the positive tiktok. When the poll was conducted, there were three interviews, aunt, middle-aged man and little girl.


    Aunt: "what? Of course I like Li Tiezhu, but I vote for Han Hong."


    Host: "why not vote for Li Tiezhu?"


    Aunt: "my iron pillar is sure to win. He writes this song so well. I want to support the brightest star in his night sky!"


    Said, aunt also compared a square dance shape, slightly enchanting.


    The host asked the middle-aged man, "who do you like best among the seven singers today?"


    Middle aged man: "Li Tiezhu, I like his song" chasing the dream of a naked child heart "best. I''m the rabbit powder. Although I''m old, I''m still moved."


    Host: "so, do you want to vote for Li Tiezhu?"


    The middle-aged man shook his head: "Li Tiezhu doesn''t need my vote. I voted for elder sister Han Hong. She is so positive! At the same time, thank him for helping Li Tiezhu."


    Host: "do you believe Li Tiezhu so much? What if he loses?"


    Middle aged man: "impossible! Are you kidding? Li Tiezhu wrote and sang well today. How can you lose? You''re so humorous."


    Finally, the host asked a beautiful little girl, "sister, who is your favorite singer this time?"


    Little girl: "Li Tiezhu."


    "Why? Don''t we girls all like love beans with high looks?"


    "Although the iron pillar doesn''t look good, it has a good figure."


    "Really?"


    "Eight abdominal muscles, chest muscles are also very stylish! Cough... In addition, I came from Xiao town. He said that the iron pillar was the light of his life. I chased it and became fascinated..."


    "Will you vote for Li Tiezhu?"


    "It was, but the song he sang said that Mr. Han Hong was his bright lamp, that is, the bright lamp of my love for beans. I voted for Aunt Han Hong this time. Anyway, there are so many people voting for Li Tiezhu, it doesn''t matter to have less votes."


    The title of this video is:


    "Those unknown stories behind Li Tiezhu''s ranking."


    After this video was sent out, everyone finally understood that it was not the audience who were deaf, but Li Tiezhu who lifted a stone and hit himself in the foot. He wrote a good song and used his best singing skills to praise Mr. Han Hong. Then, his fans listened to his suggestions and ran to vote for Han Hong.


    It doesn''t matter if one person is like this, it doesn''t matter if two are like this, and there will be problems if three are like this. Many people who haven''t been interviewed should have the same mentality.


    Finally, he made a fool of himself and took Li Tiezhu to the seventh.


    Li Tiezhu''s fans madly call, ridicule and @ Li Tiezhu under this video.


    Fans followed Li Tiezhu all the way from the good voice life and death war a year ago and were used to seeing the big scene. Therefore, they didn''t pay much attention to the "competition" of singers.


    Good voice out, basically no chance in the singing world, but the singer won''t.


    But some people have strange ideas: "so, it is Sun Nan who really ranks last?"


    The next day, Sun Nan''s agent Wulin was interviewed at a press conference. He shouted Li Tiezhu across the air. He had a very tough attitude with Sunglasses:


    "Li Tiezhu, as a newcomer with little basic skills, is qualified to give advice to an old artist like Sun Nan? What''s wrong with Sun Nan''s treble? There''s no problem at all. He''s the best tenor singer in China! What? The program team asked singers to comment on each other? It''s also necessary to be realistic. Don''t pretend to understand, let alone spray for the sake of spraying, you There is nothing to say about Sun Nan''s singing. You can not speak. No one treats you as a mute. When commenting on others, first see if you are qualified! "


    No one knows where the goods are so angry. As a broker, there is no need to be interviewed, let alone provoke disputes among artists.


    Li Tiezhu''s video tiktok was put on the jitter and soon became a fire.


    Some people agree with his point of view. They think that Li Tiezhu, as a newcomer, said that Sun Nan''s high voice was not good during the live broadcast, which is a lack of respect for the elders.


    But the vast majority of people support Li Tiezhu, because they all know that Li Tiezhu is open-minded. Besides, Li Tiezhu is not wrong, and Han Hong also raised the question of Sun Nan''s high voice.


    What annoys everyone most is that Sun Nan''s agent''s attitude is domineering, as if his Sun Nan is a God that can''t be blasphemed.


    The comment area is very lively:


    "Who is this man? Blind people can be agents these days?"


    "Say that Li Tiezhu is not qualified to comment on Sun Nan, then what qualifications do you have to comment on Li Tiezhu?"


    "I''m serious about it, brother."


    "Your artist hasn''t been popular for 20 years. There''s also a reason."


    "Because I met a wonderful agent."


    "Speaking of high notes, I prefer Li Tiezhu, big fish and a Diao."


    "It looks disgusting."


    "Sorry, guys, I forgot to zip up."


    Li Tiezhu, who had returned to his Kyoto villa, also knew about it, but ignored it. As for what Sun Nan''s agent said to write, he didn''t want to respond. He was busy making a script. How can he spare time to walk the cat and tease the dog?


    The script of soldier assault has been completed in Episode 11.


    Li Tiezhu refused to listen to him, not to represent the pine tree''s child''s patience. Tiktok made a direct flick of the video and called the martial arts.


    "Wulin, isn''t it? When are cats and dogs qualified to comment on Li Tiezhu? Is it right? Treble? What''s treble? Does a Diao count? Does big fish count? It''s no better than hydrogen balloon Gao? My iron pillar is not a tenor. Do you know why? Because your singer only has a treble! Unlike my iron pillar, I can handle both treble, midrange and bass! I can write songs and sing, rock and roll, folk songs, rap and Chinese style. A singer who wrote half of the Chinese music world last year, doesn''t understand music? Doesn''t understand treble? I''m afraid you can''t live without sunglasses! Yes I can take off my sunglasses and speak. If it''s too ugly, I''m afraid of ugliness. "


    Fully and delightfully, the people of tiktok are so loud and hearty that they are all excited by the loud fans, and have been forwarding the comments to the children.


    It doesn''t matter whether you''re right or not. I have to be bold and positive.


    Li Tiezhu''s fans love it even more. Such short female tickets should not be too cute.


    Then, Wu Lin and tiktok went on the bars and spent the week in the chattering, until the second round of the match did not stop. The reason why I''m not on Weibo is that songzhuer was blocked by Weibo last year.


    In this tug of war, there is no doubt that pine and bamboo children have the absolute upper hand. It is not so much mutual abuse as hanging.


    First of all, songzhu''er has the advantage of justice. The program team asked Li Tiezhu to comment, and Li Tiezhu and Han Hong''s comments are basically the same. Secondly, songzhuer''s combat effectiveness is amazing. He can scold people out of flowers every time. Finally, the eyes of netizens are bright. In the final analysis, Sun Nan''s agent is holding down people with qualifications and has an arrogant and barbaric attitude.


    It''s Friday, November 11, singles day.


    The seven singers met again in the lounge and greeted each other.


    Li Tiezhu is as modest as ever and respects every singer, not because of his shallow qualifications. In Li Tiezhu''s eyes, these are the generations of uncles and aunts. Of course, we should respect them.


    It''s so simple.


    "Aunt Han Hong! Why are your eyes dark? Have you been to the mountains again this week?"


    "Uncle, why are your eyes black? Oh, by the way, your eyes have always been black..."


    "Sister Liangling, are you poisoned? Why are your lips purple?"


    "Uncle Daji! Have you eaten yet?"


    "Uncle Yan Bing, I heard you were writing a new song?"


    Finally, Li Tiezhu came to Sun Nan, and the other singers also watched it one after another. This week, the online curse war between Sun Nan''s agent and Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend has been well known. Everyone has rumored that Li Tiezhu and Sun Nan are incompatible.


    Even Sun Nan was embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu smiled simply and honestly: "uncle, why are you black again? You''re fat. Didn''t you say you exercise every day? How can you be fat?"


    What?


    Awkward?


    It doesn''t exist. My girlfriend scolds them?


    What does songzhuer''s curse have to do with me, Li Tiezhu? As long as we pull it out, we are two independent individuals. Don''t confuse us.


    Sun Nan is far less comfortable than Li Tiezhu. He said with a strong smile: "recently, he has made arrangements and exercised less..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? I still have classes, write scripts and songs every day. Look at me, I keep running 5000 meters every day."


    Sun Nan: "ah! Really? You''re great. Sister Hong, how are you today?"


    I really didn''t want to talk to Li Tiezhu. Sun Nan found an excuse and slipped away.


    Liang Tian whispered in Li Tiezhu, "your girlfriend is really powerful! It''s so cathartic. I''m crazy to see her swearing video."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the matter? She still likes to fight. The day before yesterday, she finally checked the pass and both beat up. She was refreshed all day."


    Then the game began, which was destined to attract attention.


    As soon as the live broadcast began, the barrage brushed the screen:


    "Iron head baby is here. Who dares to force blindly?"


    "Iron head baby is supervising the war..."


    These are Li Tiezhu''s and song Zhuer''s fans, while Sun Nan''s fans began to spray Li Tiezhu.


    Although the live barrage atmosphere was very disharmonious, the competition went very smoothly. Because this issue is a knockout competition, every singer tried his best to show his skills.


    Li Tiezhu presented a song "the wind is rising", which surprised four people again. Everyone lamented that it was another Divine Song.


    When Li Tiezhu finished singing and returned to the lounge, the singers who finished singing first came to clap Li Tiezhu. The singing world ranked according to seniority, but it depended more on strength and works.


    Li Zijian and Yan Bing are most enthusiastic about Li Tiezhu.


    Li Zijian said, "you didn''t think of this song. I heard you singing in the trembling voice, tried to write it up, and felt good about myself, but it''s a little too big to compare with your tiktok today."


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle, you flatter me."


    Yan Bing: "I wrote it too! I think I can take it out to humiliate Li Tiezhu."


    Li Zijian: "then take it out."


    Yan Bing: "No. taking it out now is humiliating yourself. Li Tiezhu is really a cruel man. He writes songs whenever he says to write songs. He writes new songs every issue. I admire him!"


    Li Zijian said, "I admire cruel people most."


    Yan Bing: "there is a paragraph on the Internet that says there are three kinds of cruel people in life. One is to get up as soon as the alarm clock rings, the other is to go to the bathroom without a mobile phone, and the other is Li Tiezhu who writes songs when his words disagree."


    Li Zijian: "there is a more cruel."


    Yan Bing: "what?"


    Li Zijian: "that kind of, get up and go to the bathroom as soon as the alarm clock rings, write songs without a mobile phone, and flush it out without looking at it after pulling Baba."


    Yan Bing: "who is so cruel? Don''t even look at it after pulling?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why do you want to take a look? Can it live after taking a look?"


    Li Zijian: "


    Yan Bing: "


    Liang Tian is behind Li Tiezhu, listening to them talk about heavy taste topics and covering her nose. Finally, he couldn''t help saying, "so, Tiezhu, are you the kind of cruel man brother Jian said?"


    Li Zijian: "obviously, song writers know that they often have inspiration when they go to the bathroom.


    Yan Bing: "yes!"


    On the other side, Sun Nan motioned them to keep their voices down. Huang Liangling had already started singing.


    Soon, the last singer, Huang Liangling, finished singing and another round of voting began. Although the singers talked very high in the lounge, they were more or less worried.


    Twenty minutes later, with the announcement of teacher Hong Bo squeezing toothpaste, most of the current ranking came out.


    Second, Huang Liangling


    Third ancient base


    Fourth, Li Zijian


    Fifth Sun Nan


    Sixth Han Hong


    Hong Bo took a sip of Millennium mountain: "so, Li Tiezhu and Yan Bing, one is the first in this period and the other is the seventh in this period. If Li Tiezhu gets the seventh, he will be eliminated directly. If Li Tiezhu gets the first, we will re rank based on the votes of the two periods. The singer with the least votes will bid farewell to the stage of I am a singer."


    The singers held their breath. Here comes the critical moment


    Hong Bo asked Li Tiezhu, "do you think you are the first or the seventh?"


    PS: here comes the 4000 word chapter. Tomorrow''s update may not be on time, but try to be more 10000 words.)

 Chapter 370

    "Do you think you are first or seventh?"


    This question is too tricky. No one will have the cheek to answer that he is the first, but similarly, he won the seventh in the last round and dare not take the seventh in this round.


    As an ordinary person, I''m afraid it''s difficult to answer, but Li Tiezhu is generally not human.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu said, "are you stupid?"


    Hong Bo: "ah???"


    Other singers and partners also looked at Li Tiezhu. What''s the matter? Can''t afford to lose? It''s just the effect of the program!


    Li Tiezhu said slowly, "if I were seventh, wouldn''t I be eliminated?"


    Hong Bo: "yes! So let you guess."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll be eliminated in the seventh place. Then you can turn off the TV directly without looking at the comprehensive results of the next two rounds. With your cheap character, if I''m the seventh, you should play like this. First, let''s guess if it''s the last Li Tiezhu in the previous period, whether the second is Li Tiezhu, and whether the third is him... So I''m sure I''m the first."


    This has nothing to do with intelligence. Li Tiezhu now has 95 intelligence points, which belongs to the middle and lower levels, but he can''t stand that he knows too much about Hong Bo''s cheapness.


    The rest of the singers also woke up. If Li Tiezhu was seventh, it was impossible to get to the beginning.


    Yan Bing also applauded with a wry smile: "excellent! Hong Dao, your IQ is not good."


    Hong Bo: "ah... I didn''t think of it."


    Li Tiezhu stood up and danced a shoulder shaking dance: "ah oh ~ ah, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss..."


    This is the audition in the system. It''s too brainwashing, so Li Tiezhu remembered it.


    Li Zijian couldn''t help: "shit! What song do you sing? New song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "uneasy!"


    Li Zijian: "it''s more appropriate to change the name to bang se."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, just listen to your uncle."


    The barrage rises again:


    "Serious brother domineering! In the next three phases, two first and one last!"


    "Serious people will never hesitate, either first or last."


    "It''s really Ian perra Lee! It''s really strong."


    "If you can''t get good results in this song" wind ", there will be a problem."


    "Last period was just an oolong, okay? I went to vote for Han Hong."


    "Indeed, I laughed to death last time!"


    "Where''s the best tenor? Come out and take two steps."


    "No, Sun Nan, OK? He''s still very good, just an agent..."


    "That agent is really unspeakable."


    "Li Tiezhu has something to do with this song."


    "It''s another Divine Song, which is outrageous. Did Li Tiezhu squat in the toilet to write a song?"


    "Iron head baby is very pleased!"


    "No one said it?" preface to Lanting "," the brightest star in the night sky "," the wind is rising ", which is another classic rhythm!"


    "I doubt Li Tiezhu is here to write a new album instead of on the program."


    "No doubt, he is."


    Han Hong''s Han Han brain circuit ran for half a minute before he was surprised and said, "in other words, Li Tiezhu''s first phase and seventh phase basically ensure that he will not be eliminated?"


    Hong Bo had no choice but to face bitterly: "yes. Li Tiezhu won the first vote in this period, so he was safe, and Yan Bing ranked seventh in this game."


    Now it''s Sunnan''s turn and Yanbing''s turn to be nervous. Originally, the last Li Tiezhu suddenly ran first, and they sat in wax. Although Sunnan is sixth, he doesn''t necessarily win more votes than Yanbing.


    Yan Bing put his hands together: "please give me a chance. Next time I''ll sing the original song PK with Li Tiezhu! Give me a chance to duel with him!"


    Li Zijian said, "you sing original? Why didn''t you say it before? After voting, the audience is gone."


    Yan Bing: "I... didn''t expect it! I lost it!"


    Li Zijian: "if you are eliminated in this period, you will be wronged."


    Yan Bing: "I feel... A little bad..."


    Hong Bo had to conclude: "therefore, Li Tiezhu was out of the danger zone, and Han Hong, the sixth in this issue, was the champion in the previous issue, and there was no danger. Then, only sun nan, the sixth in the previous issue, and Yan Bing, the seventh in this issue, were left in the elimination zone."


    Sun Nan was also nervous and didn''t speak with a black face.


    Yan Bing: "brother Nan, we are brothers and sisters now."


    Sun Nan smiled: "it''s all voted by the audience. It''s okay. It''s not a professional judge."


    Yan Bing was stunned. What''s the logic? The audience is not better than the professional judges? Parents of food and clothing, did the judges buy your album? Did they watch your concert?


    Hong Bo said, "Yan Bing was fourth in the previous period and seventh in this period. Sun Nan was sixth in the previous period and fifth in this period. From the average ranking, both of them were 5.5, even. Moreover, what I can tell you is that the difference in the total votes between them in the two periods is only three votes."


    Yan Bing: "there''s suspense. There''s suspense. Drink some water. Don''t hurry."


    Hong Bo, who was taking the water, was immediately embarrassed, put the water down and said, "the singer who won the least votes, I personally appreciate his talent, he..."


    Yan Bing raised his hand: "I know, I''m eliminated! Talent, I''m still a little better than Nange."


    Sun Nan: "


    Hong Bo was stunned. What''s the matter with Yan Bing? Why did Li Tiezhu change?


    "Er... Yes, in two rounds of voting, Yan Bing won the least votes. Therefore, he is the singer to leave."


    Now, Sun Nan is not angry with Yan Bing. I want you to be talented.


    The suspense was finally revealed. On the live barrage, many Yan Bing''s fans and neutral fans complained for him, but it couldn''t change the outcome.


    Singers and partners also hugged Yan Bing and said goodbye, which seemed very reluctant.


    Although this short five period program is soul stirring, it also makes singers know each other better. Yan Bing often runs to help others make music arrangements and give suggestions. Generally speaking, he is a very warm-hearted person.


    Yan Bing finally hugged Li Tiezhu and said, "wait for me. Don''t be eliminated! Wait for my resurrection competition... It''s resurrection, ah? Breakthrough competition! Wait for my breakthrough competition to kill back with original songs! I''ll fight you then."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "OK, brother, I''ll wait for you."


    "My new song is also a Chinese style. It''s very powerful! You''ll know then!"


    Yan Bing left like this, very natural and unrestrained.


    Next, it''s time for the remaining six singers to extract keywords. The next phase is more exciting than the knockout competition. It''s also a kicking competition. If the kicking singer kicks successfully, he will eliminate another one, just like Li Tiezhu squeezing out Zhang Liying.


    Sixth, the keyword "you" drawn by Han Hong.


    Fifth, Sun Nan keyword "suddenly".


    Fourth, the key word Li Zijian got was "hand".


    The third ancient base "time".


    Second, Huang Liangling "hello".


    The first key words drawn by Li Tiezhu are very interesting. They are confused by Li Tiezhu. It is - "Mom".


    Hong Bo was stunned: "you... Have nothing to do with the program group. We didn''t target you. You drew it yourself. I must state that we put 20 pieces of paper in this box. Each editor and director wrote one and put it in it. No one knows what others wrote... So, iron pillar! Sorry."


    Li Tiezhu: "so, is this program called" I''m my mother "? I''ve sung two songs about my mother in a row! Is it over? Torture!"


    I was so angry that dialects came out.


    Other singers also snickered. Li Tiezhu had no luck.


    Han Hong said to Li Tiezhu, "why don''t we change? You''ve really gone too far... I just met my mother and restored my relationship. Let me sing a song for her."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. She knew that Aunt Han Hong and her mother were more difficult and said, "don''t change. Don''t worry, aunt, I write, I write the happiest and most interesting song to my mother."


    Aside, Li Zijian said to his partner Shen Meng, "look! 3D printing is coming again."


    Shen Meng: "isn''t it so evil? Come on? The next song can''t be better. The brightest star in the night sky and the wind are so strong. Can it be better?"


    Li Zijian: "3D printing is not fast, but stable. Therefore, it should be as good as before."


    Shen Meng: "brother Jian, you won''t be so beaten that you don''t want to write songs?"


    Li Zijian sneered: "how is it possible? They have no sense of experience in writing songs. BIU comes out at once and has no happiness. Unlike us, writing songs is like pregnant in October. We spend all our efforts to write a good song and can be happy for half a year. What is the most important thing for people? It is to please ourselves. Please ourselves for a long time!"


    Shen Meng didn''t dare to speak. That''s the reason, but brother Tao doesn''t allow me to do it myself.


    When the audience saw Li Zijian''s wonderful remarks, they expressed their love one after another. The goods looked serious. Unexpectedly, it was a Tao, he ~ Tui!


    Han Hong began to do things again: "Hey! Everyone will work harder in the next issue. Don''t let the kicker succeed. We must shut him out. It''s hard for anyone to come."


    Sun Nan: "good! It''s hard for anyone to come."


    Huang Liangling asked cautiously, "what if sister Han Hong''s child comes again?"


    Han Hong: "that''s impossible. Li Tiezhu is the only one singing among my children."


    Hong Bo lengbuding said, "are you sure you want to be consistent with the outside world?"


    Han Hong: "of course!"


    Hong Bo: "good. I''m relieved to see your attitude."


    Li Tiezhu: "aunt, there is fraud!"


    Li Zijian said, "forget it, aunt. It''s awkward."


    Han Hong immediately refused: "no! It''s better to call aunt nice, but it''s bad to call godmother."


    The program is coming to an end. Hong Bo has read the oral broadcast to thank the sponsors.


    Shudu.


    Zhao Muye, who was squatting by the tea table to wash his socks, looked angry: "bah! Fat Han, you''ve gone too far! Why are you targeting my family? She''s also a student you brought out. How can we favor one over the other? Yaya, we won''t go. Look at that group of people. They''re clearly targeting you."


    Liu Wanyun angrily said, "Why are you targeted? When my iron pillar kicks, aren''t you also excluded? What''s the difference? It''s just a variety effect. You''re a big man and despise you!"


    Then, Zhao Muye theorized with Liu Wanyun. Liu Wanyun refused the theory and scolded it angrily. He gave Zhao Liya a punch before he could breathe. After three punches, Zhao Muye took it.


    Zhao Liya endured the pain and drank yogurt, with a strange smile on her face.


    Hey, it''s interesting. She suddenly remembered her first experience of cat. The more the enemy provoked, the happier she was.


    After this, the curse war between songzhu''er and Wulin finally came to a hasty end, because Wulin was scolded to death by songzhu''er and can no longer afford it.


    Songzhuer said, "compared with my iron pillar, do you have 18cm? Heh heh!"


    The fans were crazy and the whole tiktok was crazy.


    Because, songzhuer is crazy.


    Then, pine and bamboo were sealed.


    The short video was blocked and the account was closed for 30 days. No video can be sent during this period.


    Even so, crazy fans poured into Matsushita''s previous videos to comment, call, and even ask her to share her experience. Most of them are female fans. Most of the male fans just praise songzhuer for daring to think and say. The female fans are different. They want to resonate


    Anyway, the farce ended in a bigger farce. Sun Nan and his agent didn''t make any comments on Li Tiezhu. Maybe they took a ruler to measure it?


    Because of this, Li Tiezhu was furious and asked songzhu''er to kneel in all kinds of strange clothes.


    Lengba also called the hotline and angrily denounced songzhuer for exposing our strategic resources and drawing attention to our enemies hidden in the dark. It''s too irrational. To be honest, you can''t talk nonsense everywhere!


    Even Zhao Liya sent a wechat to ask if songzhuer was exaggerating.


    Although rabbit smash was young, it was very evil. Songzhu''er kept a high vigilance against it and replied, "why don''t I take a picture of it for you?" rabbit smash didn''t dare to reply.


    A week later, November 18.


    Li Tiezhu, wrapped in a down jacket, suddenly shivered when he came to the mango building. It seemed that something bad was going to happen.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu is not superstitious, but his sixth sense is more developed, and fools can only rely on the sixth sense.


    This is probably evolution!


    After the last rehearsal, enter the interview session.


    Director: "Li Tiezhu, what do you think of the kicking singer coming today?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know who it is."


    "No matter who it is, do you want TA to kick successfully?"


    "Well... Succeed. After all, I''m also a kicker."


    "Who do you think is most likely to be eliminated?"


    "I think it''s me."


    "Why?"


    "Because I will be scolded if I say other people''s words. Who do you want me to say?"


    "Er..."


    In short, those who interview Li Tiezhu will come to no good end.


    After the interview, Li Tiezhu and Liang Tian went back to their rest room. As soon as they entered the door, they smelled a strange smell.


    Liang Tian: "Wow! It smells good."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, really fragrant, in the sweet smell of the sweet smell and blood smell of Liang sweet sister, can also stimulate the nasal cavity, this fragrance is particularly overbearing.


    Liang Tian saw a bag on the table, opened it and saw a bag of delicious food and a card.


    "I wish silly Zhu won the seventh place in this competition! A kicking singer will stay."


    Liang Tian read out the words on the card.


    Li Tiezhu immediately knew who was coming to kick the hall. Tut Tut, aunt Han Hong is difficult to do! He sat down, put on his gloves and began to eat.


    Liang Tian: "eh? What''s this? I haven''t seen it."


    Li Tiezhu ate with relish: "Mom, rabbit head!"


    Liang Tian was startled: "eh... Rabbit is so cute. How can you eat rabbit?"


    Li Tiezhu: "rabbit is so cute, of course it''s delicious!"


    (PS: the 4000 word chapter will be changed first. The update in the afternoon may not be on time. Forgive me. Thank Zeng jingcanghai for giving Zheng Yanzi 10000 points, followed by a chapter of Zheng Yanzi and Tiezhu.)

 Chapter 371

    When Li Tiezhu handed her a spicy rabbit head, Liang Tian refused all over her face. How can she eat the rabbit head? It''s strange how delicious it is! Ang, it''s really fragrant, especially the rabbit tongue... It''s so cute!


    "Si ha... Iron pillar, leave me another one."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the last rabbit head, licked his fingers, picked up the tablet and prepared a new song.


    As the opening picture of the sixth issue of I am a singer, this scene successfully aroused the enthusiasm of the audience, and the barrage was very positive:


    "How can I eat rabbit?"


    "I suspect this is a food program."


    "There is no doubt that any program on Li Tiezhu will become a food program."


    "Maybe the next game is to cook hot pot on the spot? Who knows."


    "Is the rabbit head really delicious? It looks terrible."


    "In order to eat, I don''t even have basic morality..."


    "Yes, it''s cruel!"


    "What''s more cruel is that no rabbit can get out of Xichuan alive."


    "I also feel too cruel and strongly protest that Westerners eat steak."


    "Too cruel. Don''t eat rice and vegetables in the future! They are also life!"


    "What are you talking about? No one guesses the guests in this issue?"


    "Guess? Zhao Liya."


    "Why?"


    "Because she is the only one in the world called Li Tiezhu silly Zhu."


    "Piano princess! Be reasonable, her singing is really good."


    "If it hadn''t been for Li Tiezhu, she should have been the champion of good voice last year. What ghosts are this year."


    "Yes, even the director ran away."


    Liang Tian grabbed the last rabbit''s head and asked, "who''s kicking today? I feel the note is so arrogant!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s Zhao Liya."


    Liang Tian: "Zhao Liya, the second best voice last year? Are you really familiar?"


    "Very familiar. She is my pen pal in primary school. Do you say she is familiar?"


    "Er... It doesn''t feel real."


    As soon as the screen turns, it switches to the preparation screen of each singer.


    Sun Nan went to compose songs in the middle of the night, and then met yehenara who was borrowing a venue to record songs in his studio.


    Yehenara ate a snack: "didn''t I tell you to practice the songs of last Spring Festival Gala in your studio? Why did you forget? What will you sing in the next competition?"


    Sun Nan said, "I, I sing suddenly love you."


    Yehenara: "whose song?"


    "Xu Ruoyun''s."


    "You must subvert it, surpass Xu Ruoyun, and we will destroy her!"


    "No, she''s my friend."


    "Even friends."


    Then yehenara spontaneously became Sun Nan''s music producer. Yehenara encouraged Sun Nan while giving advice. You are the best tenor in the country. You must show your due momentum.


    After some tossing, yehenara said, "it''s OK! You can go directly to the game and absolutely amaze the whole audience."


    Sun Nan: "I''d better practice again. Li Tiezhu is cruel. He sings original songs in each issue. I was almost eliminated by him in the last issue."


    Yehiel Bernard La: "what is your condition? Does his program judge you out of primary school?"


    "Where are the judges? The audience Voted."


    "That''s over. Li Tiezhu''s team not only has great ability to attract fans, but also writes songs with high yield."


    "I know now. You see, my agent doesn''t dare to speak."


    They obviously had an opinion on Li Tiezhu. Although they didn''t say it clearly, everyone could hear the innuendo. They thought that the program group would not put this dialogue on the program, but Naihe Hongbo signed a gambling agreement and fought hard for the fire of the program.


    Then the live barrage exploded:


    "Why did yehenara come out again? Still on the Spring Festival Gala?"


    "After last year''s incident, it was silent for a year. I heard that many relationships have been moved."


    "Wash white by Spring Festival Gala!"


    "After all, it''s the national team. How can it be blocked all the time because of that little thing!"


    "I seem to smell the rotten smell of female Boxing..."


    "It seems that Luofei''s smoke is not far away."


    "It''s already out."


    "These two people talk really interesting. Do I understand or understand?"


    "I used to like Sun Nan, but now..."


    "Li Tiezhu''s songs are local flavor, singing is primary school, ha ha ha..."


    "Yehenara: do you think I''m humorous?"


    "Li Tiezhu''s team... Write songs? I don''t know if it''s slander."


    "So she said Li Tiezhu didn''t write his own songs?"


    "I also find it strange that Li Tiezhu has no professional music education. How can he write songs? He still writes so much."


    "Lao Yin is forced. He thinks he is a frog at the bottom of the well."


    "Expect Li Tiezhu to hit them in the face this time."


    "Have a face? How to fight if you don''t want a face?"


    Then, the picture was cut to others. Gu Daji practiced singing, Li Zijian fitness, Han Hong warmed up singing during the interval of doing public welfare, and Li Tiezhu practiced singing after running 5000 meters every morning.


    After each prepared picture, the picture switches to the picture of the singers on the night of the competition.


    In the car, Gu Daji said, "this singer is a newcomer. I have heard her songs. They are very, very good! Many of them are created by herself. Moreover, she sings very well. I think he can be a substitute singer or a starting singer."


    Li Zijian said, "she''s a very spiritual little girl. I know her. After all... She''s very powerful. Among those people, Li Tiezhu''s singing skills last year only gave her shoes."


    Sun Nan: "I don''t know who will play, but because it''s a competition, he has only one chance, and so do we. Therefore, we must redouble our efforts in this period..."


    Han Hong said, "in the last period, I said that I was consistent with xenophobia. In this period, I was beaten in the face again. In the last period, I came to my children. This time, I was still my children. You said that, in fact, I am not fat. My face was beaten and swollen. You know? Because it''s too two, I was beaten in the face by reality in three days and two days, which is what it is now."


    Here, all the audience are very sure that the guest of this issue is "Piano Princess" Zhao Liya.


    The picture is naturally cut to Zhao Liya''s separate rest room. She is eating two self heated hot pots, one meat and one vegetable.


    Zhao Liya took a sip of old Wang Ji, picked up the mobile phone provided by the program group, took a hot pot photo, sent it to the singer''s wechat group, and attached the text: "guess who I am?"


    In fact, she didn''t know that all the singers in the audience, except Huang Liangling and Sun Nan, had learned the news of her coming from various channels. It''s needless to say that Han Hong and Li Zijian knew her. Zhao Tianhua called and said hello in person.


    Gu Daji is the host. Of course he knows.


    On the other hand, Li Zijian and Shen Meng walked into the rest room. Li Zijian looked at the information in his mobile phone and smiled: "I still eat hot pot. The girl thought we didn''t know. It''s silly. Eh? She gave us a rabbit head."


    Shen Meng said, "she''s only seventeen. Is she really as strong as you say?"


    Li Zijian shook his head: "you don''t understand. In terms of singing skills and musical literacy, she is much stronger than Li Tiezhu. Although she is the second, she comes from a music family. Her singing skills are at least one level higher than Li Tiezhu, and higher than most professional singers. She belongs to the type of God enjoying food!"


    "What about Li Tiezhu?"


    "That''s what God fed. Writing songs with Zhou Dong is literally writing songs and writing down the notes, that''s all."


    "I found that brother Jian, you are a pillar blow!"


    "Ah? Maybe it is. It''s very brain crippling to play without a brain, but you can play freely when you meet Li Tiezhu. You can''t be wrong. The more you study music, the more you will think Li Tiezhu is terrible. People who know little about music will have all kinds of questions about Li Tiezhu''s talent."


    These words won the recognition of the barrage in an instant:


    "Brother Jian is so sharp!"


    "It''s the two primary school students who said Li Tiezhu."


    "Li Tiezhu: isn''t writing songs written with a pen? Did I do wrong? Wei qubaba..."


    "Li Zijian is a real musician with talent and bearing."


    "A bad song, no matter how advanced, is just a plate of exquisite shit."


    "Speak the voice of Zhu blowing."


    On the other hand, facing the question raised by his partner, Sun Nan said, "it''s impossible to succeed in every kick? I don''t think today''s one should succeed. Generally, the players who kick are newcomers, and newcomers often haven''t practiced their singing skills."


    He wanted to say it was like Li Tiezhu, but he held back.


    The picture cuts back to Li Tiezhu, who is walking in the corridor with his partner.


    Liang Tian: "what are we going to do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "eat hot pot! Don''t you want to eat? I tell you, I''m also a kicking singer. I know where the rest room is. Let''s rush in and grab the hot pot and run away. Grab the meat box. Let her feel what a surprise!"


    Liang Tian rolled her eyes faintly. This is a child! immature! But it looks funny.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu came to the kicking singer''s rest room, suddenly pushed the door open, rushed in, picked up the meat hotpot on the table and was about to run. Then he was stunned and his eyes widened.


    Zhao Liya held a lotus root: "didn''t you expect? Surprised? Surprised?"


    Liang Tian at the door was stunned. Isn''t that ridiculous?


    Li Tiezhu almost dropped his chin into the hot pot: "what special surprise! Why did you get in?"


    Opposite Zhao Liya, a girl sucking wide powder scratched her head: "Hey, hey... Didn''t expect me to come too? Ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu put down the hot pot and slapped his head: "don''t say dirty words."


    Pine bamboo son stuck out his tongue: "the rabbit smashed and asked me to be an agent. She said that she could punish you! Win!"


    Liang Tian: "why is Zhao Liya called rabbit smashing?"


    Matsushita: "this is the code name between our friends. The iron pillar is Xiong da. I''m erha. She''s a rabbit. And... Oh, No."


    At the critical moment, songzhuer still endured a little.


    The magic zoo family is growing!


    Li Tiezhu picked up the chopsticks and handed a pair to Liang Tian. He sat down and ate himself. He couldn''t rob: "suck slip... Be a partner and be obedient to me. Don''t do anything!"


    Songzhuer made an OK gesture, but her eyes were turning around. What am I doing if I don''t do anything? Are you in a panic?


    (there is another chapter)

 Chapter 372

    Matsutake is so cute that she continues to talk about powder. She likes the wide powder in the hot pot best. It''s soft, greasy and chewy.


    Li Tiezhu took out a paper towel and wiped the oil on songzhuer''s chin.


    Liang Tian was a little sour: "Oh... The live show openly shows love."


    Zhao Liya was calm: "just get used to it. Who makes them both skinnless and shameless?"


    Barrage:


    "Zhao Liya can see through!"


    "It''s not easy to be fed dog food at a young age."


    "Li Tiezhu wiped Songzhu''s mouth. I admit I''m sour..."


    "Aren''t all music partners the hosts of mango station? How did songzhuer become a partner?"


    "This is called the husband singing and the woman following, and Li Tiezhu is responsible for singing."


    "Zhao Liya holding her?"


    "Sleeping trough! You are evil. Pine and bamboo are still nearby."


    Liang Tian suddenly feels a little redundant in this room. She doesn''t know why she has this feeling, and it''s very strong.


    Zhao Liya felt a little unhappy: "silly column, you know I''m coming? You still want to rob me of my hot pot."


    Li Tiezhu: "ha! As soon as your ass cocks up, I know whether you shit or pee."


    Zhao Liya: "bah!"


    Pine and bamboo almost choked with laughter: "cough, cough..."


    Suddenly, the door was pushed open again. A fat figure squeezed in through the narrow door and said, "Hey! You''re obsessed with the sun''s eyes. Send us some rabbit brains. You eat hot pot here yourself? Ann? Do you have a master in your eyes?"


    Three fellow villagers gathered.


    Zhao Liya quickly got up and helped Han Hong to sit down. "Teacher, sit down. I''m not making some suspense. I don''t know you guessed. I don''t have a sense of achievement."


    Han Hong pulled a huge fat cow from Li Tiezhu''s chopsticks and put it into his mouth. After staring at Li Tiezhu, he said, "your grandfather threatened us all over the phone. Do you still want to make suspense? What international joke are you kidding?"


    It''s Zhao Liya''s turn to cover her face this time. She knows too much about Grandpa''s urination.


    Han Hong added, "I don''t care. This self heating hot pot doesn''t count. When the game is over, you''ll invite us all to a real hot pot."


    Zhao Liya said, "no! I want to bet that if I fail to kick, I''ll treat. If I succeed, I''ll treat Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s none of my business? Do you have a bag on your skull?"


    After talking about the powder, song Zhuer put his hand around Zhao Liya''s neck and said, "that''s a deal! If my rabbit smashes and kicks the hall successfully, Li Tiezhu you... You cook in person and cook hot pot for everyone in the good sound lounge."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Han Hong patted his thigh and touched songzhuer''s head with joy: "OK, OK! It''s still my bamboo ELF (SMART). I''ll do it. I''ll coordinate with the program team. Ya Ya, you''re better to sing. Don''t fail."


    Zhao Liya nodded.


    Songzhu''er smiled foolishly: "aunt, Li Tiezhu just attacked me."


    Han Hong gave Li Tiezhu a slap in the back hand: "what are you doing? You look so ugly. You don''t have to count points? It''s hard to meet a good-looking and good-natured girlfriend. You don''t know how to cherish her? Apart from her poor eyesight, she has no shortcomings. I like bamboo best. Come on, bamboo eat Gaga..."


    The live camera can''t go on. I wanted to shoot the biggest surprise of this issue. Who knows that these two young people are so tired? After an elder comes, I''m even more tired


    In order to live the physical and mental health of the majority of single dogs in front of the screen, the program team resolutely cut the camera.


    When the kicking singer appears, it is natural to play the encouragement of the kicking singer''s friends to the kicking singer.


    Zhao Liya doesn''t have many friends, because the rabbit is too black


    The first "friend" forced to do business is Yi Xiaomao. In the camera, sister Mao''s chubby face is red. He nervously holds her glasses and says with embarrassment:


    "Sister Liya is coming to participate in I am a singer. Here, I wish her good results and success in kicking. I admire her musical talent. I think she is a real genius and she will make due achievements. Liya, come on!"


    As everyone knows, this video stuttered and recorded more than ten times. After recording each time, it had to be sent to Zhao Liya for review. If not, it would be re recorded.


    And Yi Xiaomao didn''t dare to refute.


    The second is lengba. She wants Zhao Liya to lose the game and go away. What qualifications do you have to compete with my pillars? However, the photo of the rabbit smashing and holding the cat collar threatened her, and she had to do business:


    "Sister Ya Ya, come on! You are the singer I brought out of the audition. You must succeed in kicking the hall! Don''t embarrass me and Tiezhu. He won the first place, but you can''t be too bad for the second place?"


    Although forced to operate, it is still armed with a gun.


    Then Justin and Chen Yisen, and finally, a super big man - Zhao Tianhua.


    The old man had to do business for his granddaughter. He sat in front of the camera and said with a smile:


    "Ya Ya likes music since she was a child. It can be said that my old Zhao family has the strongest musical talent. His father is a semi-finished product. Ya Ya wanted to be a singer since she was a child. Although she has achieved half of her success, she still has a long way to go, but grandpa believes you, you can! Li Tiezhu, if you dare to bully my family Ya Ya, I will beat you to death with a crutch! Hum ~"


    The old man is also coco Aiai. Dare to threaten Li Tiezhu?


    Are you not afraid to send a hammer to top your lung? Erha is famous for not talking about martial virtue - he threw the old and rode the young, and the men kicked the women.


    The barrage turned over:


    "Zhao Liya is a real dog! Even grandpa moved out, dog head."


    "Yaya is really a super music family. The first old spray in the music world is her grandfather. Who dares to bully her?"


    "Li Tiezhu is so kind to ya ya, how can he bully her?"


    "Is the face of Mao Mei red and another ton of Baijiu?"


    "Lengba looks so fake. It''s obvious that she and Yaya are plastic sisters."


    "Tit for tat!"


    "I don''t know whose song Yaya is singing this time."


    "I like Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu singing" you look so funny. "


    The picture turns again, and the six singers decide the order of appearance by losing color:


    Han Hong, Gu Daji, Li Zijian, Sun Nan, Yan Bing (return performance), Li Tiezhu, Huang Liangling, and Zhao Liya, a kicking singer.


    Then, Gu Daji stepped onto the stage with a microphone.


    "... first of all, we welcome the first competing singer to bring us such a person as you."


    Han Hong sang very well and won the applause of the whole audience.


    Followed by "hurried year" sung by Gu Daji.


    Li Zijian, stand by.


    Sun Nan''s suddenly love you.


    Then came the return performance "eyes" brought by Yan Bing.


    After all, the eliminated Chen Jingyi, Zhang Liying and Yan Bing are role models. These three can be said to be very strong, but they still have to be eliminated.


    Therefore, on the stage of singers, it is not who sings the best and whose timbre is the most beautiful, but... Who makes mistakes first.


    The reason why Li Tiezhu can stand up to now, in addition to his excellent originality and voice talent, the more important thing is that he is as stable as a dead dog.


    Although he doesn''t have many dazzling skills, he just doesn''t make mistakes.


    While waiting to play, Liang Tian couldn''t help asking Li Tiezhu, "which singer do you like best so far?"


    Li Tiezhu adjusted his ears and said, "Gu Daji''s hurried year is very good. I like it anyway."


    On the stage, Gu Daji is also boasting about Li Tiezhu. He is reasonable. The whole Xiangjiang entertainment circle now likes Li Tiezhu very much. I don''t know why. The most typical representative is Gu Daji:


    "Next, this singer is a singer I like and even admire very much. In the words of director Zhou of Baodao, ouch ~ awesome! In the words of Xiangjiang Ethan, the future king of songs, monkey gill! These two comments also represent my voice. He... Has sung the original song about ''mother'' for two consecutive periods, and he won the pass in this period Key word or ''mother''... "


    Saying this, Gu Daji smiled himself.


    The audience laughed even more. They didn''t know whether Li Tiezhu was lucky or unlucky.


    In the lounge, the singers who had finished singing shook their heads.


    Han Hong: "this child is really unlucky... It''s all Hongbo''s fault!"


    Li Zijian: "who is right about drawing lots? It all depends on luck, but... It''s all Hongbo''s fault!"


    Sun Nan: "I can''t say that. He smoked it himself. The biggest responsibility lies with himself."


    On the other side, the kicker''s lounge.


    Zhao Liya asked, "hello? Tell me, how''s his new song today?"


    Matsushita: "Oh! Has my iron pillar ever written an ugly song?"


    Zhao Liya is a thumb directly: "I''d like to call you President of women''s ethics college!"


    Matsushita: "that''s me, but..."


    Before she finished, the live camera was cut off directly because she was afraid of saying inappropriate words. For this, the program team had a plan for a long time.


    Then why let her be a music partner?


    That''s the same reason - Hong Bo signed a gambling agreement. If the ratings this season are not up to standard, he can''t really control the program. Just like a good voice, he can''t do anything to see it rot.


    On the stage, Gu Daji said, "this week, he created a new song for his mother, called listen to my mother. Let''s invite the sixth competing singer..."


    The audience shouted in unison: "Li Tiezhu -"


    Applause rose and fell and the lights went out.


    Li Tiezhu, dressed in plain clothes, stepped on the stage: "this song is for all the children. I hope you can listen to your mother."


    The audience applauded.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and stepped on the rhythm of the prelude. His heart was full of thoughts. If his mother was still alive, I would listen to him. This song is a kind of imagination, but also a kind of demanding:


    Children, do you have many question marks


    Why are people reading comics there


    I''m learning to draw and talk to the piano


    Others are playing games


    I leaned against the wall and carried my ABC


    (today''s ten thousand watch is over!)

 Chapter 373

    Li Tiezhu was right. When the children heard this song, they were all full of question marks.


    Young people are a little better and soon get up, while older uncles, aunts, grandparents... Are now and will be in a state of ignorance for a long time.


    Gu Daji was right next to the stage, listening like rap and not like rap. He couldn''t help nodding.


    Is this Li Tiezhu''s strength? Lee rap.


    This song is very strange... Very nice!


    Most people first came up with this idea. Because Li Tiezhu sang very fast, most of the audience had to stare at the fleeting lyrics on the screens on both sides.


    Hum


    When I grew up, I began to understand


    Why do I run faster than others


    Fly higher than others


    In the future, everyone will see my comics


    Everyone sings the songs I wrote


    Mom''s hard work won''t let you see


    The warm recipe is in her heart


    Shake her hands when you have time


    Holding hands sleepwalking together


    If You Are The One


    I want to grow up quickly to protect her


    Beautiful white hair sprouts in happiness


    Angel''s magic is warm and kind


    This song is a positive, sunny and inspirational song. The lyrics are the same, as is Li Tiezhu''s warm singing, which has brought a tremor to the children listening to this song, especially those in the rebellious period.


    For example... Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya was stunned. She thought she could beat Li Tiezhu with this song today. Unexpectedly, she lost again in moral.


    Moreover, she remembered that she often attacked her mother. She couldn''t wait to grow up, get rid of her control and stay away from her. It was precisely because of this rebellion that she violated her mother''s expectations, gave up the piano and became a singer.


    Now think about it, is it really because of dreams?


    Maybe.


    Maybe not all.


    This song doesn''t seem to be written by Li Tiezhu himself. He didn''t learn piano since childhood, and he couldn''t learn English in rural primary schools. His mother left again when he was older, and he couldn''t protect her when he grew up, let alone hold her hand again.


    This song is more like a true portrayal of Zhao Liya. She has been spoiled by her father and grandfather since childhood, but she has been severely managed by her mother. She plays the piano crying and lies on the window watching the children downstairs playing games. She is reciting music theory


    Unconsciously, Zhao Liya''s eyes were a little wet.


    Songzhu''er suddenly smiled evil: "look! How fast Tiezhu sings? I said he has first-class Kung Fu. Hey, hey..."


    Zhao Liya''s mood, which was brewing with difficulty, suddenly disappeared: "..."


    In your future


    Music is your trump card


    Take the trump card and fall in love


    Well, I don''t want to teach you bad


    Listen to your mother


    Let''s fall in love later


    I know your future


    But mom knows better than me


    You''ll start learning from other students


    Write East and West in the schoolbag


    But I suggest you write mom


    I will study hard


    be studious


    How could it come out of my mouth


    I don''t want you to lose


    So I want you to study hard


    In the singer lounge, the three singers and partners are also absorbed in listening to Li Tiezhu''s singing. If they don''t concentrate, they can''t, because... They can''t hear what they can''t sing. If they concentrate, they don''t have to listen.


    Han Hong frowned, "is this song... Good?"


    Sun Nan: "I can''t appreciate it anyway. The melody of the chorus is OK, but rap feels very general."


    Li Zijian said, "it''s normal that everyone has different views."


    Sun Nan: "Oh? Do you think it''s good?"


    Li Zijian: "this is not a good work, but a first-class work. It is a first-class standard in terms of melody, rhythm, arrangement, new singing method and the meaning of the song. It is not only a subversion, but also an innovation. It is the awl that pierces the closed pocket of the Chinese music world. I even think this song is different from his previous" Dongfeng break " It will create a new style of music. "


    Sun Nan looked at Li Zijian strangely. He wanted to talk and stopped. Finally, he held back.


    Li Zijian knew what he wanted to say and said directly, "you are old, we are all old, keep pace with the times, otherwise we will eventually lose all the aura we have now."


    Sun Nan: "his song style span is too big. It doesn''t look like the same person wrote it."


    Li Zijian: "I think the style is extremely unified. Li Tiezhu''s style is one: pleasant to hear + positive energy."


    Sun Nan was speechless, but Han Hong nodded frequently as if he had realized something.


    Li Zijian has always been a cool man with sharp eyes and sharp words. He has a good understanding of people and things.


    Shen Meng was laughing behind Li Zijian. He thought Zhu blowing was brainwashing others again, but he was really brainwashed. Brother Jian is right. Li Tiezhu may really break through the boundaries of the Chinese singing world. In this way, the meaning of Li Tiezhu is not just a genius creator. It''s really terrible.


    There was also a dispute over the barrage:


    "This is the most ugly song I have ever heard of Li Tiezhu."


    "If it were other singers, I would say nice, but Li Tiezhu..."


    "Of course I choose to forgive him! After all, every issue is a new song."


    "Disappointed, Bai waited so long."


    "Do I feel super good alone?"


    "No, you''re not alone."


    "It''s a dog???"


    "Someone was inspired to go back and apologize to his mother..."


    "This is for Liu Xiaohua! Ha!"


    "Such a beautiful melody, even some people feel bad?"


    "It sounds great!"


    "This is to hang up those so-called rapers and fight!"


    "The rap part is really interesting..."


    The audience''s views on this song are seriously polarized. They don''t like Li Tiezhu''s great loss of standard this time. They like it as a masterpiece, and there are few centrists.


    Especially the audience at the scene, the older ones gradually woke up from their ignorance.


    Uncle, you still can''t understand. What are you singing?


    The aunts showed a moved look. After all, they are all mothers. This song shows their sadness and expectation that their children don''t know. After taking the role of mother, this strange song suddenly became fragrant.


    Therefore, the live camera captured a very magical picture. In the same lens, the young boy was smiling and appreciating, the young girl was cheering, the middle-aged man was boring, but the aunt was wiping tears. There were four different emotional reactions.


    Regardless of these, Li Tiezhu spontaneously substituted them when singing this song:


    ¡­¡­


    Shake her hands when you have time


    Holding hands sleepwalking together


    If You Are The One


    I want to grow up quickly to protect her


    Beautiful white hair sprouts in happiness


    Angel''s magic is warm and kind


    After singing, Li Tiezhu bowed to the audience. When the applause gradually rested, he said, "thank you! This song is for all mothers in the world. Thank you!"


    Then, Li Tiezhu got off the stage and walked to the lounge with excited Liang Tian.


    Gu Daji came to the stage and said, "a very positive song. Thank Li Tiezhu. The audience who like this song remember to vote for Li Tiezhu. The next singer who will appear in the next stage is..."


    Shudu.


    Liu Wanyun''s eyes were red with tears. This time she didn''t play li Tiezhu again. During the whole song, she wiped her tears and talked:


    "I don''t know if Yaya is tight or not. She must be under a lot of pressure with so many good singers."


    "Yaya''s favorite little yellow duck doll hasn''t been brought¡°


    "She''ll be tired out after the game so late."


    "Can you stand hot pot before singing? I forgot to bring her fat sea..."


    Zhao Muye secretly took his mobile phone to record a video and prepared to send it to his daughter. These are two faces. They are hypocritical. When you hit you and scold you, she will cry when you leave.


    On the live screen, Li Tiezhu returned to the lounge.


    Li Zijian first greeted him and clapped his hands: "awesome! A very advanced original song, which is also very good!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Sun Nan gave Li Tiezhu a symbolic hug: "good!"


    Li Tiezhu: "really? What do you think is good?"


    Sun Nan: "


    Han Hong came out to rescue: "iron pillar, your song is very inspirational. Now children need such a song."


    The competition continued. Huang Liangling brought a song "hello", and her level was as high as ever.


    It''s the kicker''s turn.


    Gu Daji looked at Taiben: "next, we welcome the second kicking singer. She came from a musical family and has shown unparalleled musical talent since childhood. She is a piano player and a creative singer. She is only 17 years old this year..."


    The unsuspecting audience also became agitated and shouted:


    "Zhao Liya! Zhao Liya -"


    Gu Daji: "yes, she was the runner up of last year''s good voice, Zhao Liya. Now let''s invite her to bring you an original song -" seed in ear. "


    Original again?


    She obviously has so many good songs. Why should she sing original songs? It''s safer to sing "dream flower" or "little". The probability of success in kicking is also higher. Why take risks?


    This is not only the doubts of the audience, but also the doubts of the singers.


    Sun Nan: "original again? I remember she has many beautiful songs."


    Han Hong said with a smile: "she is such a temperament. She likes to challenge Li Tiezhu more."


    Li Zijian: "so, she''s not here to kick our pavilion, but to kick Li Tiezhu? Then why don''t you change the rules? She and Li Tiezhu fight alone. Who wins and who stays."


    Han Hong: "that makes sense!"


    Li Tiezhu: "nonsense, what''s the relationship between her writing songs and me? How can the rules be changed at will?"


    Liu Wanyun of Shudu tugged at her husband''s arm and gave her a hard twist. Zhao Muye bared his teeth but didn''t dare to shout pain. He knew that his wife was very nervous and worried. He was afraid of Zhao Liya''s bad performance and that the audience didn''t like her


    On the contrary, Zhao Liya calmly stepped on the stage and brewed for a while with her eyes closed.


    After the cheers and applause of the audience, songzhu''er shouted under the stage: "come on! Sing dead Li Tiezhu!"


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu''s biggest black powder is coming!"


    "Sing dead Li Tiezhu!"


    "Serious brother shivers..."


    "Although Zhao Liya is powerful, she is worse than Li Tiezhu."


    "She sings better than Li Tiezhu."


    The singers in the backstage couldn''t help laughing when they heard song Zhuer''s voice. Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed. She just told her not to make trouble and turned crazy... There''s no way. She can''t fight and scold. What can I do? Unless


    Zhao Liya opened her eyes, gestured OK to songzhu''er, and then began with a cantata:


    I don''t shout at the thought of you~


    (PS: I''m worried that I wrote a pure original song, so I chose this one. The two worlds overlap. The overlapping songs and movies will not appear in Li Tiezhu''s system. I didn''t save the manuscript, so the update was late, and there are two more in the evening!)

 Chapter 374

    The voice of Zhao Liya''s piano and the unique lively melody of this song really caught people''s ears. The audience was pleasantly surprised and responded with huge and warm applause.


    Empty hate, don''t dream for a long time~


    Burn the paper ash and bury the smoke willow


    Everyone was also surprised at the singer lounge.


    Sun Nan: "wow ~"


    Li Zijian said, "this song has something..."


    Han Hong: "it seems that there is a hot pot to eat."


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    Everyone knows Zhao Liya very well. She knows that she can write songs and has written many good songs, but this one still amazes everyone. This is the most outstanding one of her own songs so far.


    This is a song that can make her stand on the first-class creation of songs, a national style song completely separated from the influence of Li Tiezhu.


    Just listen to three sentences and you can draw a conclusion.


    Zhao Liya obviously came prepared and sang very deeply:


    In the fresh branches


    No time under withering


    Is the price of the answer


    The afterglow was stained with the hair of the traveler


    He shed his concern


    Under the bridge


    Late comers in previous lives


    Pass by


    Palm engraving


    Afterlife remember


    A drop of ink drops from the smoke in your eyes~


    In front of the live broadcast screen, when the audience looked at this beautiful little girl who could kill 99% of the female stars and sang this beautiful song, many people were intoxicated, especially Zhao Liya''s male fans, who were going crazy.


    Therefore, the barrage must be wonderful:


    "Yaya is the best! It''s better than Li Tiezhu''s song!"


    "The kick was successful!"


    "I love this song."


    "It''s so good to write songs with beautiful voice and sweet voice. It''s just a fairy daughter..."


    "The words of this song are also beautiful, with a long artistic conception."


    "This issue is wonderful."


    "Song Zhuer: sing dead Li Tiezhu!!!"


    Unlike Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya has almost no black powder. She can''t help it. She is the kind of beauty that even girls will like, and won''t make them jealous.


    Li Zijian listened to the song with his eyes closed and couldn''t help sighing: "the words are well filled..."


    Han Hong: "this is her best original song! I want to sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "although she is not bald, she has become stronger."


    The barrage immediately cursed Li Tiezhu: "you are bald! Li Tiezhu, your whole family is bald! Bald for three generations!"


    Of course, there are serious people wondering: "which part is bald?"


    Zhao Liya''s forehead has already burst out crystal beads of sweat, because the next is the most difficult part. Whether the high pitched part of imitating electric sound can turn over Li Tiezhu depends on the performance here:


    Ruofu said


    without a tie in the world


    Let go of persistence


    Nonphase colorless


    How can I be calm to agree


    I don''t shout at the thought of you


    Hate is not life, always in the sea of bitterness, prisoners do not shout


    New cuitu leaves behind the shadow of flowers and swims in the shadow of flowers


    Acacia useless only laugh at the old mountain League, don''t shout


    What am I asking for


    What am I asking for


    Pa Pa Pa¡ª¡ª


    Woo


    The audience spontaneously applauded and screamed, and the scene was very hot, which was slightly inferior to the period when Li Tiezhu came.


    After singing, Zhao Liya breathed out a deep breath and raised her eyebrows. Then she smiled, especially brightly, like a swaying white lotus.


    Coincidentally, the pine and bamboo children under the stage also screamed and jumped up. The black and evil white lotus rabbit finally defeated Li Tiezhu!


    love to see and hear!


    At least she thinks so. She prefers Zhao Liya''s "seed in ear".


    Backstage, Li Tiezhu shook his head. The melody of this song is the kind of song that will be highly sung. Therefore, this period''s bet... Good or bad.


    Liu Wanyun, who was far away in Shudu, sobbed and stared at the TV: "is my Yaya so powerful? Why do I, a mother, don''t know? She wrote this song? Didn''t you and your father help her?"


    Zhao Muye didn''t take any more candid photos. He hugged his wife and said, "you know my level..."


    "Yes!"


    "Er... My father didn''t help. Like you, he didn''t know Yaya wrote this song. She only listened to the demo and asked me for my opinions. My opinions are very simple. Let her write at ease. She is the best genius!"


    "Why? Why? Why didn''t she listen to me when she told you?"


    "I''m afraid you hit her. You''ve been hitting her talent since childhood. She''s afraid of you. And... Yaya hates little yellow duck most."


    "Really? Why did I... Never know?"


    "Because you haven''t heard what she thinks, you''ve been emphasizing what you want her to be."


    "Wow..."


    At this moment, Liu Wanyun finally ran to tears and almost choked.


    Because she missed her daughter''s whole childhood and adolescence. When she realized that her mistake was that her daughter had grown up, she was about to fly away from the nest and fly to a distance beyond her parents'' eyes.


    She thought of the song "listen to your mother" sung by Li Tiezhu. Was she persuading your child? Wake up your mother again?


    Some regrets are difficult to complete in life.


    At this time, the applause and cheers on TV gradually weakened, because Zhao Liya spoke:


    "This song is dedicated to my mother. At the age of three, I can''t go to kindergarten. I can only practice the piano at home every day. At the age of five, my fingers are almost broken when I play the piano, and the keys are full of tears. At the age of eight, I have a pen pal. he gave me a panda stone, which she lost... Sorry, Li Tiezhu. At the age of 14, I wanted to learn painting, but my mother beat me home. She said my generation When I was 16 years old, I heard a song "people like me" , I had a single cycle all night, and the next day I signed up for the competition... Then I became a singer. Before the competition, my mother said I would go back crying, but I didn''t, I won! I was the runner up of the good voice! My album was the fifth best seller! So I won in the ''War'' between my mother and me! "


    Few singers would say so much after singing, but she said it with a vent momentum, and the program team didn''t interrupt her.


    Liu Wanyun cried even more sadly, and her daughter finally turned her back completely.


    How much did she hate the mother?


    At this moment, she realized that the most difficult thing in life is... I''m for you.


    The live audience was stunned, and the live screen was a barrage of bullets from various views.


    Singer lounge.


    Huang Liangling: "Zhao Liya is so poor."


    Sun Nan: "many students of music are like this! Childhood is very hard."


    Li Zijian: "I''m not. I just started to teach myself music in college. After writing a few times, I became popular..."


    Han Hong: "what does Yaya''s mother say? She is really cruel to her, but she also loves her very much."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged and said, "we can be pen pals for a long time because we talk to each other. She said how cruel her mother is. I told him who bullies me every day."


    On the stage, Zhao Liya stopped for a moment and said, "I always think I hate my mother. Until today, I heard Li Tiezhu''s listen to my mother. I want to say to my mother, I''m sorry, I''ve misunderstood you. Thank you, I love you!"


    Liu Wanyun nodded with tears. She felt lucky for the rest of her life. Her daughter really grew up. She knew her pains.


    Zhao Muye quietly deleted the video. There''s no need to send it to his daughter.


    Zhao Liya clenched her teeth and said: "But, mom! I really, really don''t like little yellow duck, so please don''t buy me any more strange things such as little yellow duck slippers, little yellow duck dolls, little yellow duck pillows and little yellow duck quilts, okay? It''s terrible! The little yellow duck everywhere in my life is almost causing a psychological shadow to me! In addition, thank Li Tiezhu for his new song today, which makes me think A lot. I especially like one of the lyrics. It''s so classic... "


    Everyone stretched their ears. Which one?


    Zhao Liya stretched out her hand and pointed to songzhu''er under the stage: "that''s the sentence ''children, listen to your mother and fall in love later'', tut tut... Xiuer!"


    The audience laughed and Li Tiezhu slapped his face.


    Pine bamboo son bared his teeth: "it''s none of your business!"


    Zhao Liya bowed down and was kicked by songzhu''er. Then the two little girls held hands and jumped proudly towards the singer''s lounge. They were extremely arrogant.


    Gu Daji came to power and did the final presiding work.


    On the other side, the singers got up and hugged and praised the two new beautiful girls.


    Songzhuer hugged others, hugged Li Tiezhu, and then took a sip.


    Li Tiezhu blushed, secretly wiped his saliva, and was laughed at by everyone.


    Zhao Liya came to Li Tiezhu and opened her arms: "thank you, silly column!"


    Li Tiezhu''s face reddened.


    Songzhu''er pushed Li Tiezhu. Zhao Liya hugged Li Tiezhu and separated again.


    Then everyone began to praise song Zhuer. After all, this song is really good. The melody is beautiful, and the lyrics are very poetic and intoxicating.


    After that, Gu Daji also came back from hosting the program. Everyone had a good chat together. As for what Han Hong said before, no one mentioned xenophobia.


    Zhao Liya is so cute and talented. The main reason is... Her spray grandpa doesn''t dare to provoke everyone.


    The old guy can protect his weaknesses.


    While the singers were chatting, songzhu''er peeled the orange snake skin and walked around. He came to lie down behind Li Tiezhu and gave him oranges.


    Everyone saw this scene and had a tacit understanding.


    Li Zijian is different: "is Zhu Er here to be a music partner or a visiting class? I doubt you''re here to break Li Tiezhu''s fighting will! Are the kicking gangs playing 36 tricks now?"


    Song Zhuer: "what thirty-six plans?"


    "Beauty trick!"


    "Hey, hey, hey... What a big truth. Uncle''s eyes are really poisonous."


    Li Zijian: "ah?"


    Unexpectedly, this little girl has a thick face!


    Liang Tian choked: "should I change with songzhuer? Why don''t I go and be a music partner for Zhao Liya, so that you can get tired of being together."


    Li Tiezhu blushed: "live broadcast, get out."


    Songzhuer handed the orange to Li Tiezhu, jumped back behind Zhao Liya, hugged Zhao Liya, and said to Han Hong, "aunt, Li Tiezhu scolded me again."


    Han Hong glared at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu quickly smiled.


    Han Hong said: "I hope the audience will work hard and let Li Tiezhu cook hot pot for everyone next time."


    The live broadcast showed the interaction of some singers, a live voting session and random interview, and then the program group included an advertisement.


    Fifteen minutes later, all the voting statistics were completed, and Hong Bo took the table again.


    Originally, there were singers who said they were laughing. Get serious.


    Hong Bo poured a cup of Millennium mountain: "I heard that Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu bet?"


    Songzhu''er raised his hand: "yes! Rabbit... If Yaya kicks successfully, Li Tiezhu will cook hot pot for everyone next time."


    As soon as Hong Bo changed his old style, he didn''t take a sip of water: "really? Iron pillar? Then let you do it! Zhao Liya kicked the hall successfully. It''s a pity that another singer is leaving the stage."


    The singers were surprised and looked at each other.


    Zhao Liya is even more ecstatic. I can do what Li Tiezhu can do!


    Then, she was hugged by songzhu''er and had a huge confrontation. She regretted her defeat.


    Uh huh~


    (there will be another 4000 words later! Thank you for your support!)

 Chapter 375

    Sun Nan applauded with everyone strangely, thinking, why is it so evil? Kicked again? Another newcomer who made his debut last year! Are the newcomers so strong now?


    For Zhao Liya, he dare not point out. Lao chuanzi is too fierce, and her singing is really better than Li Tiezhu. In addition, she is an original song.


    If you can sing old songs, you have to sing original songs. What''s the picture?


    Huang Liangling was nervous while clapping. It was terrible. She didn''t perform very well this time! Won''t be eliminated by this little girl?


    Gu Daji was full of joy because he liked the song and Zhao Liya very much.


    Hong Bo finally took a sip of water: "thanks to qiansui mountain''s strong support for this program. I have got the voting results of this kicking competition. Zhao Liya kicked successfully. How do you think she ranked?"


    Sun Nan: "fourth?"


    Huang Liangling: "third, I think she''s great this period. She should be in the top three."


    Hong Bo: "it''s right to be in the top three, so which one of the top three?"


    Gu Daji: "I guess the second!"


    Sun Nan: "it''s impossible to be the first again?"


    Why say again? It was because Li Tiezhu, the first kicking singer, directly kicked out the first place and pressed the elders.


    Hong Bo smiled strangely, "Mr. Sun Nan has good eyesight. You guessed right."


    Sun Nan: "ha?"


    He thought he had heard wrong. Judging from his appreciation, although Zhao Liya''s song is pleasant and catchy, it is just an ordinary saliva song with no profound connotation and singing skills... These audiences don''t understand appreciation!


    This time it was Zhao Liya''s turn to get excited. She took the initiative to hold songzhu''er and made a pair of contact, losing and fighting again and again.


    Songzhu''er also waved his fist at Li Tiezhu: "hum!"


    The barrage was startled:


    "What immortal operation is this?"


    "Last year''s good voice was indeed the strongest. The first three years were champions in other years."


    "Zhao Liya is really good at singing."


    "This song is super good. First, it''s OK."


    "Congratulations to Li Tiezhu for cooking hot pot next time."


    In Shudu, Liu Wanyun wiped away her tears and jumped up: "evil barrier! Unexpectedly, she took the first place in my iron pillar!"


    Zhao Muye turned a huge white eye. Isn''t his daughter fragrant? Li Tiezhu won it every day.


    Gu Daji applauded and nodded again and again: "the song is well written and well sung. The first is well deserved! I feel that it is better than Li Tiezhu. Right? Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re right."


    In fact, they have a good private relationship. In recent issues, Li Tiezhu knows him best. After all, they are "fashion talents".


    Li Zijian commented seriously: "Yaya''s song is very novel. The song is well written and the words are better filled. It''s very good! Tiezhu''s song today is better than Yaya''s. He sings well, but it''s too innovative. There are problems in audience acceptance..."


    Han Hong knew later and said, "that is to say... We''ll eat the hot pot of Li Tiezhu!"


    Hong Bo said, "it''s OK to eat hot pot, but one of you in public may not be able to eat this hot pot."


    Everyone calmed down again. Yes, Zhao Liya''s successful kicking will eliminate one person.


    This is the cruelty of the program!


    If you get a bargain, you have to be good. Zhao Liya and songzhu''er went into a silent state one after another. Obviously, they have taken advantage today. One is the advantage of newcomers and the other is the advantage of originality.


    Hong Bo glanced at the crowd and said, "except Zhao Liya, who thinks his performance today can be ranked in the top three?"


    Of course, no one said he could be in the top three. This program is very uncertain and easy to be beaten in the face.


    Hong Bo: "the second is a male singer... Nange."


    Sun Nan straightened his black suit, stood up with a smile and waved to the singers around, filled with confidence.


    Hong Bo: "third place, congratulations again to one of the male singers... Li Zijian."


    Li Zijian calmly got up: "thank you, audience, for director Hong Bo''s ink. Ah! I''m actually nervous today. Maybe today''s kicking singer is too strong. So, I actually haven''t sung several notes well..."


    Sun Nan nodded repeatedly. He really didn''t sing very well. The original singer can''t ask too much.


    Li Zijian: "however, what I want to say is that it''s a pity that Li Tiezhu''s song" listen to Mom "didn''t enter the top three today. I personally like his song today. Thank Li Tiezhu for bringing us a nice original song."


    Li Tiezhu quickly thanked: "thank you, uncle."


    Li Zijian: "you''re welcome. They are all our own people. We have to blow when we should."


    Hong Bo continued: "next, we announce the sixth place. This name is not a good place, but at least it means safety. The sixth place is..."


    The non top three singers are a little contradictory. They don''t want to be sixth, but they hope to be sixth.


    Hong Bo: "teacher Han Hong won the sixth place."


    He didn''t dare to fix the suspense.


    Han Hong smiled bitterly, wondering whether he was dissatisfied with the ranking or his performance.


    Other singers expressed surprise.


    Li Tiezhu is a little flustered. What''s going on? Aunt Han Hong sings so well that she is the sixth. Don''t I want to be eliminated?


    Then, Hong Bo began to rectify the suspense. The announcement of the fifth place was delayed for a full three minutes.


    "... the fifth place is Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu''s hanging heart was finally put down. I don''t know why. He never mind being eliminated by this program, but he just doesn''t want to be eliminated by Zhao Liya and songzhu''er.


    Barrage:


    "Fifth?"


    "It''s hard to say."


    "This ranking is too much."


    "Waste a good song."


    Hong Bo: "now only Huang Liangling and Gu Daji are left, that is to say, you are the fourth and seventh respectively, and the seventh will leave the stage temporarily..."


    Huang Liangling nodded expressionless.


    Gu Daji also nodded, then raised his hand to indicate that he had something to say.


    Hong Bo nodded.


    Gu Daji picked up the microphone: "in fact, I have a hunch that I should be eliminated."


    Huang Liangling: "how? You are the host..."


    Gu Daji said, "nothing is impossible. In fact, I may not be able to eat this hot pot. Li Tiezhu, you owe me this."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll treat you alone next time."


    Gu Daji said, "no, discount it. If I''m eliminated, write me a song and trade offline like brother chicken."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... OK."


    Gu Daji finally said, "first of all, I want to thank this program for inviting me. I had a good time in these six episodes. Mandarin has made little progress with the help of millions of teachers on Weibo... In short, I have no regrets."


    Han Hong: "it feels like a last word. You''re not dead yet. It''s not necessarily you."


    Goodkey smiled and shook his head.


    Hong Bo made a suspense again and finally said, "Gu Zi''s hunch is very right. He is the seventh."


    The answer is revealed.


    The singers were surprised and complained, hugging and comforting Gu Daji.


    The barrage was even more controversial, and it was obvious that they were not satisfied with the result.


    The perceptual Han Hong reddened his eyes again: "I shouldn''t have come to this program. Each issue is like a parting of life and death. It''s very uncomfortable..."


    Huang Liangling forced to hide her joy: "but what if the host goes?"


    Hong Bo: "choose another host."


    After tossing some sophisticated scenes, Gu Daji was ready to leave and pointed to Li Tiezhu: "new song!"


    Li Tiezhu patted his chest. I''ll sing to you when you return next time!


    In other words, Li Tiezhu has made a decision. No matter what keywords are drawn, the new songs in the next issue are written for Gu Daji. In fact, it will be difficult, because the keyword itself is a limit. As for this, we should also take into account the voice characteristics of Gu Daji, and the difficulty coefficient soars.


    Sun Nan couldn''t help thinking, isn''t Li Tiezhu really fighting alone? All these challenges? Do you know how to write songs?


    Li Zijian''s idea is just the opposite, which once again proves that Li Tiezhu is a genius.


    After Gu Daji left the stage, the remaining six singers began to draw keywords.


    Sun Nan drew the "flower": "is there a flower as black as me?"


    Zhao Liya drew "Xiao": "can I sing" Xiao "? Of course not. I''ll write another one."


    What Li Zijian got was... "Mom". He couldn''t help laughing: "iron pillar, I''ve drawn your exclusive keyword. Do you want to exchange it?"


    Li Tiezhu turned his eyes and threw up. He stretched out his hand and drew a keyword "sun".


    Huang Liangling "she" and Han Hong "Hui".


    Hong Bo said: "after drawing the key words, we will carry out the last item of this issue and select a host."


    Singers, look at me and I look at you. They are silent again. Being a host is a hard job. They don''t add a point for money. They have to do more in advance and delay singing practice.


    On the occasion of the impasse, songzhuer raised his hand and said, "let Li Tiezhu go! He can turn this program into a special crosstalk show."


    Hong Bo: "er..."


    Are you sure you''re not ruining the show? Li Tiezhu''s sister sang the good voice of this year until the door was closing, and Li Tiezhu came to ruin my new program?


    In fact, Hong Bo''s favorite is Li Zijian.


    Li Zijian said, "I also think Li Tiezhu is the most suitable. He is handsome and smart. The key is to speak well."


    Show irony.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said, "I''m flattered... I''m just generally handsome..."


    Han Hong clapped: "just you!"


    Hong Bo had to admit his fate: "well, congratulations on Li Tiezhu''s upgrading to the new host of I am a singer..."


    Barrage:


    "Some will play in the next issue. Li Tiezhu will be the host."


    "What''s wrong with him being the host?"


    "Big problem."


    "Everyone who has seen his concert thinks he is watching the special crosstalk show."


    "Is that what this program is about?"


    "Blind guess that when Li Tiezhu is the host, the ratings of the program will rise again."


    The sixth issue of "I am a singer" is over. Some people are happy and others are worried. Li Tiezhu is the one who is worried. While writing songs, he has to start to get familiar with the program process and singer information. He will become very busy.


    The "dew marriage" between singers and music partners broke again. Everyone packed up their things and went back to their homes to find their mothers.


    Songzhuer and Zhao Liya took off their makeup and went out of the TV building to the hotel.


    Zhao Liya raised her hands and surrendered: "thanks for the invitation. I refuse to join the zoo. I''m not a pervert."


    Songzhuer tilted his head and looked innocent: "aren''t you?"


    Zhao Liya: "am I?"


    Songzhu''er: "hee, you are so modest when the rabbit hits you!"


    "Is this modesty?"


    "Isn''t it? You''re so perverted. Didn''t you pervert when you publicly humiliated cats on the program last year?"


    "I was fighting back in self-defense!"


    "Do you believe it yourself?"


    "Er..."


    Songzhu''er sneered and was about to pursue. Suddenly, he saw a fat man and a thin man waiting for the bus. It was Sun Nan and his agent Wulin. Wulin doesn''t wear sunglasses now. Sunglasses are pushed on top of their heads. They don''t look at songzhu''er well.


    Songzhuer burst into laughter.


    Zhao Liya: "what are you laughing at? Brother Nan is good!"


    Songzhu''er doesn''t say hello to Sun Nan. All the guys who speak ill of my pillar are enemies. She watched the live broadcast on her mobile phone backstage. His words with yehenara are really difficult to be called an old artist.


    Songzhu''er said to Zhao Liya, "it''s so ugly! No wonder you have to wear sunglasses."


    The Wulin was immediately angry. He came to songzhu''er and was caught by Sun Nan. Sun Nan said, "songzhu''er, I don''t care what you are usually like, but I still have to have at least respect for the elders in the circle?"


    Who is songzhuer? Iron head baby!


    She reached out her little thumb and took out her ear: "Did I hear you right? Brother Nan!!! An agent is also a senior in the circle? Is he an artist? Besides, you have been in the business for more than 20 years, and I have been in the business for more than 10 years. I am also an old artist! In terms of seniority, you are higher than me, but limited? Of course, you stay late, you are old, and I respect you. But not all the cats and dogs around you deserve me Respect! "


    Sun Nan was speechless.


    The Wulin said, "what kind of music do you know? The fifth in your family, our Sun Nan, is the second. We stand high and make a judgment."


    Just one issue.


    Matsushita: "that''s original, huh..."


    Zhao Liya covered songzhu''er''s mouth and smiled at Sun Nan: "Uncle Nan, don''t mind. She just has a problem with her head. Don''t be general with her. Do you know? She is the kind of master who will bite with dogs when others walk the dog without holding the dog rope. Why are you general with her?"


    Sun Nan: "also, you go."


    Zhao Liya nodded repeatedly and pointed to Wulin: "OK, uncle Nan. You... Please tie it with a rope. It''s uncivilized."


    Which is the best arch fire technology?


    Rabbit smashing is not a white lotus, but a belly black expert.


    Sun Nan''s smile was still stiff on his face. His face was cloudy and sunny. He was rinsed by the dead girl.


    Wulin is even more angry. If Sun Nan hadn''t caught him, I''m afraid he would have rushed up to beat women.


    "Eh? Are you here?"


    Li Tiezhu trotted over with a silly smile on his face: "uncle, have you had a very happy chat with ya ya and zhu''er? They are both very cute. Why don''t you go to have a snack together? It''s my treat!"


    Sun Nan held back his anger and said, "no, we just had a good chat."


    Li Tiezhu: "really? WOW! I can''t see that you have no generation gap with them. You are so old."


    With that, Li Tiezhu took songzhuer in one hand and Zhao Liya in the other.


    Sun nanleng was in place, grinding his back alveolar.


    Wulin: "shit! You deceive people too much. If you don''t revenge, you''re not a gentleman!"


    (10000 words updated today)

 Chapter 377

    Sun Nan actually made his debut very early. It''s not that songzhuer said he was ten years earlier than her, but 20 years earlier. However, he started his career in Xiangjiang and signed a record company to focus on Hong Kong, Taiwan and Southeast Asian markets. The company spent more resources and expenses for him than King Liu Huade, but he was not popular, and finally became a burden to the company.


    After returning to China and settling for a few years, Sun Nan began to become a little famous. Later, he was called the first brother in the mainland because of several good songs.


    It''s also a little hasty


    Therefore, in the past ten years in Xiangjiang, Sun Nan suffered a lot of white eyes and humiliation, so he automatically brought in the human design of "mainland singers are discriminated against by Hong Kong and Taiwan". Therefore, he has no good feelings for Gu Daji and Huang Liangling.


    Now, Li Tiezhu, a newcomer who has a little relationship with the stars of Hong Kong and Taiwan, can''t stand to show off in front of him.


    This time, he did not refute his agent and chose silence.


    I have to admit that the technology of rabbit smashing arch fire is first-class. Originally, no matter how provocative it is, the strength is limited.


    Sun Nan still doesn''t want to get along with the newcomers because of his identity. At least he won''t. Even if Wulin and songzhuer choked each other on the Internet last time, he advised symbolically, but now he is really angry.


    Wulin chattered and greeted songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu''s family and parents. Somehow, he forgot Zhao Liya, who arched the fire. Then, he looked at Sun Nan strangely.


    He didn''t stop this time?


    Sun Nan: "now the circle is more and more chaotic. There are no big or small rules."


    After that, Sun Nan left. Wulin quickly followed him.


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu didn''t know that Sun Nan had a conflict with song Zhuer and Zhao Liya. Foolishly, he invited two little beauties to have supper, and then went back to the hotel to be happy.


    Of course, this time it was 1v1, and songzhuer lost decisively.


    The next day, Saturday.


    Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er went to Hengdian. When they got off the plane, songzhu''er was picked up by sister Zhuang''s car. She received the new play again.


    And it''s the hottest one at the moment - the big lady.


    According to sister Zhuang, it is because after observing the wind direction for half a year, the major studios and investors found that songzhuer and Li Tiezhu officially announced their relationship, which not only did not greatly reduce songzhuer''s popularity, but increased its popularity. Therefore, songzhuer''s value jumped a lot than before.


    According to the summary and analysis of data released by sister Zhuang, songzhu''er has officially entered the threshold of the first-line Huadan, which is on a par with lengba and only one step away from the top Huadan. Unexpectedly, this is thanks to Li Tiezhu.


    The identity of Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend has brought a lot of attention to songzhuer and... Mindless pursuit!


    Just because she dared to fight a hard female boxer for Li Tiezhu, kick a female reporter and tear up Sun Nan''s agent.


    Even many men and women who don''t pursue stars admire songzhuer.


    Of course, sister Zhuang is unwilling to admit this.


    Li Tiezhu waited in the underground parking lot of the airport for a while before seeing lengba''s Porsche. She has played a lot recently. Today, she specially asked for leave to pick up Li Tiezhu.


    When Li Tiezhu opened the trunk to put his luggage, he smelled a familiar smell around him and said:


    "Why did you get off the bus? Don''t be seen."


    Lengba: "see what''s the matter? I pick up my friend and apprentice. What''s the problem? Will I sleep when I pick up the machine?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Hurriedly put away his luggage, Li Tiezhu went around to Fu''s cab, but found lengba in a red windbreaker sitting there.


    Lengba is as enchanting as a cat: "you drive, I like the way you drive..."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    When Li Tiezhu got into the car and was ready to start, he felt a smooth thigh. You don''t have to guess who it was.


    Li Tiezhu: "excuse me, I''m in gear."


    Under lengba''s red windbreaker was a short skirt, which was almost negligible. Her legs leaned to the left: "then hang up!"


    Li Tiezhu swallowed his saliva.


    Lengba looked at her and said, "hang up!"


    Li Tiezhu had to stick to her thigh, and then lengba stood up from her seat and jumped on Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "don''t worry, sister! Why is this? What''s the matter with you? What are you doing?"


    Lengba tugged at the seat belt of the driver''s seat: "Hmm! Ah! Oh ~ why don''t you come out!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    "It''s so hard to fasten a seat belt for you, old car."


    "Uh... What''s the matter with you?"


    The wiper is shaking and looks a little flustered.


    Lengba and Li Tiezhu looked at the wiper with obviously low psychological quality at the same time, and the atmosphere was once beautiful.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter with you?"


    "I''m so hot."


    Lengba''s eyes were bright and charming, and she gently lifted off her windbreaker.


    Li Tiezhu hesitated: "what''s wrong?"


    "Yes, yes, yes!"


    Lengba quickly took off her windbreaker and showed her sexy black dress. She came up and said, "please help me have a look."


    Li Tiezhu said, "ah... I only know a little fur."


    Lengba pulled at the collar of her dress and said, "help me have a look!"


    Li Tiezhu: "is your heart uncomfortable?"


    Lengba nodded again and again and pulled the collar lower: "uh huh! Ah! Show me."


    Then lengba got close to Li Tiezhu. There was only two centimeters between his face. She grabbed Li Tiezhu''s hand and pressed it on her heart. Her eyes were watery.


    Li Tiezhu: "open your mouth and let me see."


    Lengba stepped back with a secret look in her eyes: "why do you let me open my mouth?"


    "Let you open it, naughty!"


    "Ah!"


    Lengba closed her eyes and opened her mouth. By the way... She slightly extended her tongue.


    Li Tiezhu: "have you been constipated recently?"


    Lengba stared at Li Tiezhu in an instant and lined up his hand: "roll the calf! Drive quickly."


    Li Tiezhu: "drink more hot water."


    "Bah, scum man!"


    "What''s the matter? Mr. lengba, how do you curse?"


    "Who is your teacher?"


    "Well... Well, I almost forgot..."


    "Forget what?"


    Lengba is curious.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was full of desire for survival. Of course, he would not tell the truth and chose silence. He is so busy these days that he suddenly forgot that lengba is his pet and maintains a certain distance and respect. This damn IQ!


    "Forget what? Forget what?"


    "Forgot to bring the dog rope."


    "Annoying! Shameless! Pervert! That... I have..."


    "Er..."


    Li Tiezhu stepped on the accelerator and the car jumped out.


    "Wow! You''re too fierce. You don''t know. Take it easy."


    "It''s your car that performs very well. I''m not to blame. I took it lightly and flew out. Ouch!"


    "You''re just whining, whining... The cat''s performance is not good..."


    "Very good, very good! Hey hey! Pout high."


    "OK? Ha ha..."


    "Move."


    They went to the B & B. at noon, they talked about driving skills in simple terms. In the end, lengba''s riding skills were slightly better, but Li Tiezhu''s cart skills were unmatched. They fought a barely draw.


    In the afternoon, lengba rinsed her mouth and went back to the crew. At the end of the year, she has been very busy.


    Li Tiezhu drove lengba''s car and went to other studios to find two actors he liked. Both temperament and acting skills are very suitable for the actors of soldier assault.


    Li Tiezhu chose actors according to the original film in his head.


    The first is an old actor named Duan Yihong. Well, when he heard this name, Li Tiezhu thought of Xu Shanzheng, because the red Duan Yihong recalled was Xu Shanzheng''s wife.


    Because the company failed to invite them to participate in the "soldier assault", Li Tiezhu had to go out in person.


    When he saw Duan Yihong, his hair was messy, his beard was broken, and he didn''t wake up. He was wearing ancient costumes. He and Li Tiezhu stood in the open space outside the crew, holding a cup of coffee.


    Because it was learned from some channels that Duan Yihong liked to drink coffee, Li Tiezhu also endured the bitter taste and ordered himself a cup, sacrificing his life to accompany the gentleman.


    "In fact, penguin and your agent have come to me n times. Do you know why I refused?"


    Duan Yihong always sleeps and wakes up.


    Li Tiezhu: "I heard that you read the script and thought it was ok, but once I heard that I was the director, I refused."


    Duan Yihong smiled: "I like the script very much, especially the role. But you are not qualified to be a director. I know you have the things about the rabbit that year, but you didn''t direct it yourself. You and I know it. Didn''t you?"


    "Yes! That''s why we started from TV dramas."


    "I''m not a white mouse."


    "I don''t want a white mouse. I want a movie emperor. You want to be a movie emperor! So you need this play."


    Li Tiezhu simply said this sentence, which seemed very contrary to peace.


    Duan Yihong frowned: "where do you get confidence?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I haven''t finished the script, but you have read it. Then, you should remember the ending when Yuan Lang and Gao Cheng said drinking. Do you remember the lines? I can drink two liang, drink with you and give up my life. Similarly, my level is very average, but I give up my life when I take this play."


    Duan Yihong would like to say that this is art and can not be done at the cost of life.


    But he didn''t say, but said, "why don''t we have a play? Just this paragraph you said. You weigh my acting skills, and I weigh your guidance ability?"


    "Yes."


    "I return yuan Lang, you Gao Cheng?"


    "Try it."


    Li Tiezhu immediately called out that paragraph in the system.


    Duan Yihong is worthy of being an old opera bone. She opened her mouth and said, "thank you for bringing out some soldiers who can rob me from the prisoner of war camp!"


    Li Tiezhu learned from Gao Cheng''s expression in the original film. He looked elsewhere and tried to be stubborn and rebellious. After a long time, he said, "soldiers are not brought. Even if they are, I''m not brought for you."


    Duan Yihong was slightly surprised, which was different from what he thought. When he was, he always felt that he was the main player of the play. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu made a strong pause, which directly broke the aggressiveness of Duan Yihong''s lines and opened a strong counterattack.


    That''s what I mean.


    A change in rhythm can produce subtle but huge changes.


    Duan Yihong stared at Li Tiezhu for a second, slightly lowered her head and smiled: "yes, it seems... This big meal is inevitable?"


    Li Tiezhu continued his "defiant" performance. He put his waist in the East and looked carefully. He just didn''t look at Duan Yihong. There was another long pause: "I can drink one kilogram of wine. Let''s drink two kilos with you."


    The last sentence he said was staring at Duan Yihong.


    Duan Yihong: "I can drink two Liang. I''ll drink with you... Sacrifice my life."


    Li Tiezhu: "stop! This section is not very good..."


    Duan Yihong smiled with great interest.

 Chapter 378

    When receiving Zhang Xiaomeng''s wechat inquiry, Li Tiezhu was ignorant. How to deal with Zhang Yi? Be reasonable. Li Tiezhu doesn''t know. It was very difficult to communicate at the beginning.


    Li Tiezhu sat in lengba''s sister''s car, didn''t start, and fell into memories. How did he persuade Zhang Yi to play monitor Shi Jin?


    An hour ago, when Li Tiezhu came to Zhang Yi''s crew with twice the price of coffee and a small gift for his agent, he was stunned, because it was an anti Japanese war drama. There were dirty little people with yellow servants everywhere, and no one received him.


    After a while, an assistant director found Li Tiezhu, asked for his signature and reported to the director.


    The director made friends with Li Tiezhu again. When the coffee was cold, he called Zhang Yi to play the militia.


    At this time, Zhang Yi was dirty all over, but with a simple smile on his face: "eh! Why did you really come? I thought they were joking."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother, drink coffee."


    "Ah! How bitter."


    "Bitter? Eighty-one cups."


    "Why are you so extravagant? Don''t you say on the Internet that you came from a poor child? You... Surprised me."


    "Who taught me that? I came to invite you to act in my new play. It''s a very good role. I just came from Duan Yihong. He promised and sent you."


    "Oh. I heard what your agent said. It''s really bitter. Ah ah ah... I thought it was a fraud at the beginning. My friend, who also acted, was cheated more than 100000. They all said that he was filming TV dramas with big stars, so I kept my heart in mind. You said that you would play TV dramas if you didn''t play good movies? I don''t believe it! Your films have exceeded 5 billion!"


    Zhang Yi continued to gnash his teeth and drink bitterly while feeling bitter coffee.


    Indeed, with the drug God starring Li Tiezhu breaking through the box office of 4.5 billion, Li Tiezhu has also become the youngest film star of 5 billion in history.


    Li Tiezhu said, "those are other people''s films. This TV play is my own."


    Zhang Yi began to drink coffee again. His face was so bitter that he wrinkled into bitter melon skin: "ah..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t drink it if it''s bitter. I don''t like coffee either. I thought you liked it... I knew I''d buy it for twelve yuan a board. Wow, hee hee."


    "Ha! Wow, it''s better than this. Isn''t it a fraud?"


    "Do I come to defraud myself? Although I''m stupid, I won''t break the law? Have you seen it?"


    "Yes, I really like the role of monitor."


    "Then... Take it."


    "But I''m not sure. You gave me 100000 episodes, right? NAH! Isn''t this a fraud? I''m now in 1311 episodes, and the director still dislikes me. What do you think?"


    "Ah! This..."


    "Besides, you said you trusted my acting skills. Have you seen my scenes? Say a few!"


    "I..."


    "No! I know you are very popular, very popular! But I have no money and no color. What are you doing with me? Brother Zhu? I also like your songs. You are good at singing. Isn''t it good to make movies? You have to make TV dramas?"


    "You''ve seen it, too. That''s it. I have to shoot it."


    "Yes... You are really sanguanzheng. But can I ask? Duan Yihong and I fell into the water at the same time. Who did you save?"


    Zhang Yi stared at Li Tiezhu and delivered the coffee to his mouth. Suddenly, he felt "hot" and threw it away.


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly: "ah... I''ll save you first. Your pay is cheap and he''s more expensive."


    "Really?"


    "What?"


    "I said you really go to the acting school instead of the flow school? You''re hot now! Don''t put watermelon, you pick sesame..."


    "Really shoot! I like this play. I want to be a director, an actor and a singer."


    "Your coffee is so bitter!"


    "I''ll go to the milk tea shop and buy you another cup? Where''s the sweetness?"


    "No, I pretend to force you to learn about petty bourgeoisie life. One hundred thousand episodes? Don''t go back?"


    "Ang!"


    In fact, Zhang Yi was excited. He chose a play, but soldier assault is the best play and role he has ever met so far. Therefore, he hesitated for fear of being cheated.


    After all... His friend who was cheated by more than 100000 is himself.


    Tragedy!


    Therefore, Zhang Yi could not imagine that such a good thing would fall on him until Li Tiezhu came to him himself.


    Duan Yihong picks people. For example, if Tao Hong is the female leader, he doesn''t want money. Zhang Yi chooses a play. As long as it is a good play and a good role, he will try his best to get it and play it well.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t you increase the price?"


    Zhang Yi waved again and again: "no, no, no, no! It''s not appropriate. I haven''t promised you yet. You say this role is very good, just a little..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what point?"


    Rumble¡ª¡ª


    A blast came from a distance.


    Li Tiezhu was so frightened that he bounced up.


    Zhang Yi said: "don''t worry, the blasting team is working. Generally, it can''t hurt people."


    "Come on! Someone''s hurt!"


    In the distance, suddenly someone shouted.


    Zhang Yi and Li Tiezhu looked at each other for three seconds, and then ran to the other side at the same time.


    Half an hour later, on the hospital corridor.


    Zhang Yi said to Li Tiezhu, "one hundred thousand episodes, right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang."


    Zhang Yi: "let your agent come to me."


    "Where''s your agent?"


    "I didn''t. I can''t afford it. Ha... I''m so tired. I''m tired of carrying one. Aren''t you tired of carrying one?"


    "Should I be... Tired?"


    "Er..."


    In short, Zhang Yi has always suspected that Li Tiezhu is a star deliberately promoted by Penguin culture, and even his songs are suspected, because many Internet Celebrities say that there is a team behind Li Tiezhu. Even big guys like yehnala and Sunnan inadvertently show some traces, which can''t help but arouse people''s reverie.


    He didn''t believe it until Li Tiezhu went to the hospital alone with two people. Li Tiezhu is really a simple man.


    Because of the needs of the battlefield, the site is far from the courtyard, and there are all dirt roads. Li Tiezhu Leng Ran three kilometers with two people on his shoulders, and came back to help Zhang Yi.


    A popular traffic star can''t do this.


    Moreover, he did not shy away from escorting the car with Zhang Yi and two staff members, sending the injured three group performances to the hospital, and calling their families in turn to comfort and endorse with his own credit.


    The three people were not injured by the explosion, but were injured by flying wheelbarrows and stones. The injuries were not serious.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu''s interest in the group performers unknown to the strange crew, Zhang Yi felt that even if he was cheated, even if the things he played were scolded, it was worth a try. After all, Li Tiezhu is also the first time to be a director. It''s understandable that he doesn''t shoot well, but he always needs actors.


    Zhang Yi doesn''t care about money. He just thinks it''s absolutely right to cooperate with him once.


    In this way, Li Tiezhu did not know why he took care of Zhang Yi. Before leaving, he also asked, "what, brother Yi. Don''t you bargain? Don''t you raise the film pay? I''m a little guilty."


    Zhang Yi smiled: "just sign the contract. I can support myself."


    In fact, what he didn''t say is that the price you gave is high enough. In the circle, there are many actors with acting skills and no fame. It''s totally unnecessary to spend such a high pay


    So!


    Li Tiezhu was ignorant from beginning to end.


    Why did you just talk to Zhang Yi?


    Didn''t you just drink two mouthfuls of bitter coffee with him? Soon we talked about whether he was cheated by more than 100000? Didn''t you just carry two injured group performances to the hospital?


    Did I miss anything?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand, but he didn''t have a chance to understand. In fact, his schedule was in a hurry.


    After driving and waving goodbye to brother Yi, Li Tiezhu drove to lengba''s crew and waited for sister lengba to leave work.


    After discussing with the new President Lin, Zhang Xiaomeng decided to let Li Tiezhu take over Ma Jack''s invitation to attend his reception. Li Tiezhu needed to find a female companion to go with him.


    He asked songzhu''er in the main room through wechat voice. Songzhu''er''s recent play is very close and can''t leave. He directly opened groups to chat and let lengba go.


    Lengba refused symbolically. Aren''t you also his person?


    Lengba smiled and agreed.


    While waiting, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and chatted with Zhang Xiaomeng. He was also very happy to learn about the high-level changes of penguin culture and the accelerated progress of TV dramas.


    Zhang Xiaomeng only reported good news but not bad news to Li Tiezhu, because he couldn''t help with too complex business affairs, and there were many problems.


    Therefore, Zhang Xiaomeng has reported the details of Li Tiezhu''s business to songzhu''er since half a year ago. She is smart and team, mainly trustworthy. Therefore, after perfunctory Li Tiezhu, Zhang Xiaomeng summarized the things about Li Tiezhu''s studio and soldier assault, and sent them to songzhu''er by e-mail.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu knows nothing about all this. In his eyes, the entertainment industry is pure.


    Waited for twenty minutes until lengba changed into a black low cut evening dress.


    The saliva of a group of crew members and actors is dripping out. There''s no way. Sister lengba is too white and the thief is not so concave and convex.


    Li Tiezhu: "can I drive?"


    Lengba: "you drive! Don''t you drive people?"


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    "When the running in period is over, I toss blindly and don''t pity at all..."


    "Well, this... You talk well."


    "Do you drive when you want to drive?"


    "Up! Shut up!"


    "I didn''t open my mouth, either. I hate it!"


    Lengba is more and more good at teasing and enjoys it. This is an optimistic attitude towards life... Right?


    Two hours later, Li Tiezhu drove lengba''s car to a luxury club in Suzhou and Hangzhou. Under the command of the security guard, he parked his Porsche Ma on a parking space.


    Li Tiezhu helped lengba, who was wearing hate sky high, out of the car. The opening of her skirt was too high and her thighs were too white, which made the security guard take a breath.


    Lengba: "didn''t you say that Jack Ma invited you to dinner? Why didn''t anyone greet you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s a cocktail party. Do you have any experience?"


    Lengba: "ha! Call Zhuer."


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    In the final analysis, should a big event be decided by Matsushita?


    Songzhu''er was busy filming. He received a video and said, "tie Zhu, sister lengba, today is just a show for penguins! We don''t have to do anything. Just eat and drink. Don''t promise anything. Just say you''re not interested."


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "aren''t you eating?"


    Lengba said, "I see! When something happens, I''ll contact you and keep your mobile phone unblocked. Bye."


    In the face of major events, Li Tiezhu''s magical animals are surprisingly in harmony, not jealous or jealous, thinking and making efforts in one place, which is really magical.


    Even the rabbit smashed through lengba''s video phone.


    Lengba: "what? A dead rabbit!"


    Rabbit smash: "many of the guests at the reception are spokesmen for evil forces abroad. Remember to let Tiezhu be cautious in his words and deeds."


    Lengba: "I see. Thank you."


    Rabbit smash: "no thanks, cat."


    What a brother, sister soldier in the entertainment circle!


    (today''s ten thousand watch is over, thank you for your support)

 Chapter 380

    (the previous chapter is 379, wrong)


    After mentioning the sleeves of Tang costume, father Ma''s face revealed an inexplicable fighting spirit: "iron pillar, don''t aim too high in life and work. Do you think your movies are popular and you can''t watch micro movies? It''s also wrong. Aren''t you still preparing for TV dramas?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and didn''t know how to answer. Do you want to tell you that the magical animals made me say so? No matter who you meet or what you say, you say you''re not interested.


    Jack Ma added, "so, are you not interested in me?"


    After thinking for a while, Li Tiezhu said, "I''m busy. I''m also a singer as the host, preparing to shoot soldier assault, and setting up a personal studio. I don''t have time."


    Jack Ma: "I''ll give you time. I''ll tell marpony directly that you''ve decided to play my micro movie."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what? I''m helping you."


    "What''s the difference between you and your parents when you lose a fight?"


    Li Tiezhu muttered.


    Jack Ma smiled and wrinkled his face: "ha ha ha... I''m not a child, you are. OK, I''ll go elsewhere, Xiao Wang, help me greet Li Tiezhu."


    From the beginning to the end, Jack Ma didn''t say a word to lengba. He didn''t value boys over girls, but the level was different and there was nothing to say. If it were Li Tiezhu before, Ma would not talk to him. It''s meaningless.


    Wang Dashao: "don''t worry, Mr. Ma, I''ll cover him."


    When he left, Li Tiezhu scratched his head and asked Wang Dashao, "didn''t he join your organization? He didn''t even have a female companion around."


    Wang Dashao''s girlfriend is amazing. Does Li Tiezhu think so?


    Wang Dashao said, "he is one of the leading brothers of the organization. I''m just sent by them. He''s always independent. You''d better run a dragon trap for him."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! Why did Luo Feiyan and Ma always say I upgraded?"


    "Didn''t you build a studio?"


    "Yes, it has been determined for a long time, but it was suddenly upgraded today, saying it was independent of penguin culture. What''s the matter?"


    "Being independent of penguin culture means that your studio and Penguin culture are almost equal within penguin. If you belong to penguin culture, you are still an ordinary artist and a low-level player in the entertainment industry. But now you are an intermediate player. Although you are not the largest shareholder in the studio, you are also one of the bosses, like Yang Mi."


    "What is the advanced player?"


    "Our big capital and your master''s super giant are senior players. Artists are just the cattle and horses of the company, and the company is the cattle and horses of capital."


    "Whose cattle and horses is capital?"


    "Don''t say it! Don''t say it... Advanced players are also players! The game providers can customize game rules and delete numbers at any time. Therefore, advanced players don''t dare to go too far."


    Wang Dashao said it in great detail. If it had been before, he wouldn''t have said it to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "why do penguins treat me so well?"


    Wang Dashao: "because of Jack Ma, he said you should thank him. Some time ago, he and his investment Huayou were ready to dig you to be a studio and focus on movies. They talked to your agent. You should know. The vision of capital is always the most poisonous. They all see that you are the next baby Wang and are omnipotent."


    Li Tiezhu was very surprised: "I''m so powerful? Why don''t I know?"


    "Because you''re stupid! In this big circle, those who can get to the top are people with excellent eyesight. Think about it. Why do those big guys in the circle not give false words to other newcomers, but take care of you. Will pie fall from the sky?"


    "No."


    "Come closer, I was half angry with you when I chased lengba. Why didn''t I fuck you? Besides not interested, I mainly saw your potential and deserved to make friends. Otherwise? Do you think your appearance is attractive to me?"


    "That can''t be guaranteed..."


    "Get out! Go to the big losers in the entertainment industry over there. They are not pure artists and belong to the entry-level file of advanced players."


    Wang Dashao was very frank. After saying what he should say, he took his thin horse and left.


    Li Tiezhu is still picking his head.


    Lengba added: "The low-level artists are managed by the brokerage company, the middle-level artists are used to the economic company, and the high-level artists are in charge of the company. Benmeo has just been promoted to a high-level artist by sister Mi this year. You count, but your studio attribute has suddenly improved, resulting in you suddenly becoming an intermediate player - businessman. That''s why the four of us build a group. I didn''t tell you in detail because I''m afraid you won''t understand it for a while , but now it''s all right. "


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t want to be a vampire."


    Lengba: "businessmen are not vampires, capital is. Anyway, you are actually pushed up by various forces. You can''t play by yourself now, so we are very worried, but this is the only way to become a superstar, such as Zhou Xingxing and Cheng Dalong."


    Li Tiezhu said, "well, teach me more."


    For a brief communication, Li Tiezhu took lengba to the left, where there are many entertainment giants and capital spokesmen.


    "Hello, Mr. Li Xiaojie!"


    "Well, have you practiced martial arts recently?"


    Although we have only met for the first time, Li Xiaojie is obviously no stranger to Li Tiezhu. In fact, he had only heard about it before, but an hour ago, the news that penguins suddenly forced Li Tiezhu to the top has spread all over the ears of industry leaders. Naturally, someone also provided them with Li Tiezhu''s data and information.


    As the top "commercial product" in the entertainment industry, there are two most important factors: the influence of actors and the strength of capital.


    Except that a few low-cost films can occasionally break the rules, the rest is the combination of capital and influence. Even if low-cost films break the rules, they will soon integrate into them, strengthen the "rules" and make it more difficult for latecomers to break the rules.


    For example, Ning Shitou, Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo, as well as Wang Baobao, naturally changed from "dragon slaying boy" to "evil dragon".


    Li Tiezhu: "if you practice, you just don''t form a rule and practice blindly."


    Li Xiaojie nodded: "if you have time, ask your martial uncle for advice. Your master, it''s hard to say..."


    After two polite sentences, Li Tiezhu found Wu Jing again: "Hello, teacher Wu! I saw your war dragon 2. I like it very much!"


    Wu Jing also became the highest box office action actor in China by virtue of "fighting the dragon" 2 this summer. It''s not too much to say that he was the God of World War I. Although he was also famous before, this battle upgraded him from an intermediate player to an advanced player.


    Artists become senior players, but they can''t compare with real big capital, but they have their own unique advantages. Artists themselves are capital. Li Tiezhu is still far away. His name is at best a small sign.


    Wu Jing: "Hello lengba, your play is very popular recently! Boy, what do you say now? I asked you to play battle dragon 2 before. Why did your agent push it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Yes? I don''t know."


    "Your agent said you wanted the college entrance examination and didn''t take the play."


    "Oh, yes, I did, because I''m stupid. I have to endorse more."


    "OK, I heard you''re going to make a military drama? Is there any part that I can guest play?"


    "Let me see... Yes! I''ll call you then! Thank you."


    "Thank you. It''s everyone''s responsibility to promote a strong army."


    "Yes..."


    "All right, go. The old man is waiting for you."


    Wu Jing knew about Li Tiezhu, patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder, smiled and said.


    Li Tiezhu nodded gratefully, took lengba to Hong Dabao and bowed respectfully: "master."


    Lengba was a little timid: "Hello, Mr. Hong!"


    Hong Dabao is one of the action guides in attacking and accepting Tao. With his big back combed, he glanced sideways at lengba, who is very good-looking and amazing, and looked at Li Tiezhu angrily:


    "If you don''t learn, pick up your master''s smelly problems! Your eyes are better than your master''s."


    Lengba suddenly blushed and dared not argue. Of course, she could not argue. The real bosses in this circle are all human spirits. They have experienced many strange things and are not easy to cheat.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. He thought Hong Dabao said he loved to show off. He said, "my master said he learned from you. You are the best."


    Hong Dabao: "... Shit! Yuan Lou is such a fool who says everything!"


    In fact, compared with Cheng Dalong, Hong Dabao''s "car repair story" is not inferior or even slightly better.


    Lengba is stunned. Is the master too stunned? How dare this one?


    "Pooh ha ha..."


    The other old man laughed and couldn''t hold back.


    Hong Dabao stared at each other, pointed to the old man, pointed to the slightly younger man next to him, and introduced Li Tiezhu: "this is yuan Pinghe''s guidance, and this is Cheng Dong''s guidance. They are the top action guidance of Xiangjiang."


    Li Tiezhu quickly bowed and said "senior".


    Hong Dabao suddenly spoke to lengba: "girl, this boy lacks a string in his head. Since you have... Help him slip away and don''t let him make trouble. It didn''t matter before. Now that he has set up a mountain, the tree will attract the wind when it is big, and I don''t know if he can stand."


    Lengba wanted to argue, but when she saw the other party''s sharp eyes, she counseled: "I must, I must... I must try my best."


    In fact, there are no rules in this circle, especially between men and women.


    Jackie Chan and Hong Dabao, which one is not like this?


    Men and women only have great lethality to low-level players, such as Huang moubo, which has limited lethality to intermediate players, such as Wu moubo, which has no lethality to high-level players, such as my brother long and my big brother. The sentence "my face is blind" will be a perfect ending!


    Irrefutable, reasonable.


    At Li Tiezhu''s step, if he can stand firm, the relationship between men and women will not be a devastating blow to him, but he still needs to climb up another level if he wants to be truly "invincible".


    Then, Li Tiezhu went to greet Zhen Zidan, Tony Zhen and others, with the humility of the younger generation.


    In fact, this reception is very boring for Li Tiezhu, but it is also a necessary process. The seemingly insipid communication field actually witnessed the second rise of Li Tiezhu. The first time he became popular in the first battle of good voice, and the second time is now that he has officially become an intermediate player in the circle.


    This is a transformation.


    At least, this is an achievement that songzhuer, lengba and others have not achieved.

 Chapter 381

    After that, some unknown people in the film industry came to say hello to Li Tiezhu. Lengba generally knew them and introduced them to Li Tiezhu one by one.


    After some entertainment, Li Tiezhu found himself very tired and laughed at everyone. When others mentioned their ideas, they said they were not interested. They were also very tired, much more tired than moving bricks.


    Lengba chuckled: "how do you feel? In the future, you will take different female companions to many such cocktail parties."


    Li Tiezhu frowned. Why? If I don''t move bricks, I will bear it. I can sing, go to variety shows and make movies. What the hell is this boring and explosive cocktail party?


    This is business. In the final analysis, the whole pan entertainment circle is just a business.


    A business delicately packaged by art.


    So ah, this reception is actually a reward given by Mr. Ma to those who accompany him to make movies and play. It gathers his huge contacts together, so that we can get to know each other and find opportunities to do business.


    Several film investors came to talk about the new film with Li Tiezhu, but they wanted to build him into the youngest film emperor in history, with a box office of more than 10 billion and so on.


    Li Tiezhu replied the same: "I''m still young and need to learn a lot. I''m not interested in these at present. Thank you for watching me."


    A foreign dog was different. He came over and danced to Li Tiezhu and said, "Ian Peila Li £¤%@#* @ £¤ *..."


    Lengba: "his name is Alex. He is the director of Columbia Aaron film company. I asked you if you would like to develop in Hollywood in the United States. He can guarantee that you will become the best actor and have the chance to win the Oscar! I heard that if you don''t say your skills, you may become the next li Dalong..."


    Li Tiezhu: "sorry, I''m not interested..."


    The man also said: "the company can help you get the American green card, or even the American nationality. As long as you promise, the company will tailor three top blockbusters for you."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you crazy? I''m a newcomer, not Wu Jing."


    The director shook his head: "nonono... You don''t know how popular you are in the West. We believe that as long as you make an action blockbuster in the United States, you will be popular at the box office!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not interested."


    The foreign devils talked for a long time, almost foaming at the mouth.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... I''m not very interested."


    Tell you a hammer, the foreign dog finally rolled his eyes and said politely that goodbye had left.


    Lengba was also very tired and breathed out: "master, are you really so hot? How do I feel that these film managers treat you as Tang Monk meat? Of course, they just want to eat you, and the purpose is not pure."


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you the same?"


    At this time, a man with a flat head like Li Tiezhu, but much higher than Li Tiezhu''s appearance, came over and said with a smile: "how''s it? Is it great to be wildly sought after by everyone? I haven''t been treated like this for a long time, even if I''m the director of the play..."


    Shrugging his shoulders with self mockery, the man took a gulp of Martell.


    Lengba said hello to Wenli first.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Hello, Mr. Wen. I''ve seen a lot of your TV dramas and Zhou Xingxing''s journey to the West."


    Wen Li shook his head: "it''s all over, so enjoy the moment! Hold on, don''t float like me. But... I envy you."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... I''m not interested."


    Wen Lizao: "hmm???"


    He really envies Li Tiezhu. Although it''s a coincidence, Leng broke through the ranks of intermediate players in a year, unlike him


    The story of this has long been popular in the circle, and there is no taboo.


    In fact, he was in the limelight two years ago, with a fierce momentum. He jumped to the front line. As a result, he died on the last road from primary players to intermediate players. Although he has started his career again with the help of Li Xiaojie, it is much worse than before.


    No, as a director and screenwriter tonight, not many people greeted him at all.


    It''s nothing more than that.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t know. Anyway, I don''t understand anything. What are you looking for me for?"


    Wen Li smiled early: "it''s nothing. I just look at the capital of so many southern and overseas experts to find you. I want to persuade you not to go the wrong way. But don''t overestimate their morality. I have a deep understanding."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Wenli left early.


    Lengba whispered: "there is news that he was cheated because he refused to cooperate with the Southern Department. It happened that he cheated on himself at that time..."


    Li Tiezhu: "so, those who came to me just now are actually with Luo Feiyan?"


    Lengba: "it''s not a group, but it''s also on a rope."


    "However, just now there is a man who has been president Hua..."


    "Isn''t president Hua the Southern department? His status is much higher than that of luofeiyan. Xingye is scolded by Mrs. Hua by name. Master, you are good and keep your duty. You can''t be seduced. Only I can seduce you."


    Although he didn''t understand the depth, Li Tiezhu still had to admire the policy of "I''m not interested" set by the magical animals. It worked really well.


    Li Tiezhu and lengba huddled in the corner. After being teased by her for a while, they received a wechat message from Zhang xiaogermination.


    At the same time when Li Tiezhu attended the reception, Zhang Xiaomeng was negotiating with penguin and relevant parties. The equity distribution of Li Tiezhu studio was unexpectedly smooth.


    The result is, one, two, three, four.


    Zhang Xiaomeng and the senior management of the studio hold 10%, and entertainment capital dominated by Huayou and xingmang accounts for 20%, Li Tiezhu 30% and Penguin 40%, but penguin has absolute control.


    The studio is under the jurisdiction of penguin Corporation, but it is not named penguin. It is directly called "Li Tiezhu studio", which is the biggest compromise of penguin. Huayou and other companies also stated that they would never poach Li Tiezhu, otherwise they would bear extremely high compensation and legal liability.


    The reason for giving so much to Li Tiezhu is that Penguin doesn''t want to give too much to other capital, and other capital doesn''t want penguin to dominate.


    This is the result of compromise. Li Tiezhu made unexpected blood.


    Penguin lost a small game this time. Due to the neglect, shortsightedness and recklessness of the senior management of penguin culture, they ignored the value of Li Tiezhu and didn''t pay enough attention. The studio was established too late and attracted wolves.


    These wolves don''t care about Li Tiezhu''s liquidated damages at all. They want to dig and play. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu is nostalgic, and penguins can continue to dominate.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know anything about these things. Even now he feels dreamy when he sees that he accounts for 30% of the shares.


    Are they all fools?


    Just give me a salary and have to give me shares.


    Ha! Funny.


    Rich people are really kind!


    Lengba glanced at her mobile phone. Some information and negotiation details sent by songzhuer in the zoo group made her sweat. Is my master so fragrant?


    Let alone others, there is one thing lengba feels very right, that is:


    "In today''s film industry, there is no male star under the age of 40 who can play, except Li Tiezhu, who emerged this year. He not only represents the future, but also represents omnipotence! This has not appeared in 30 years after Xiangjiang film star, even director Zhou has eaten in the film."


    Mr. Ma came over again and said, "have you received the news?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? What? I''m not very interested."


    President Ma was stunned and said, "I took your 30% shares with the top ten sects to siege Guangming summit and help you take them down. Don''t you thank me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "really?"


    Lengba nods to Li Tiezhu.


    Jack Ma suddenly lacks interest. It''s interesting to make a marponi. It''s boring to antagonize Li Tiezhu, refreshing to make penguins, and boring to tease Li Tiezhu: "forget it! We just want to stop penguins from getting involved in the entertainment industry. It doesn''t matter to you. Do a good job. Now the top ten sects and evil cults support you. What are you afraid of?"


    With that, Jack Ma left. He didn''t like talking to Li Tiezhu. That''s a coquettish stick!


    It makes sense that homosexuals repel each other.


    The reception lasted an hour. Jack Ma gave a speech on stage for half an hour. He was dignified and talked a lot. He said that he made movies just to cultivate more Li Xiaojie. Li Xiaojie nodded repeatedly.


    After the speech, we started some activities about the film "attacking and accepting Tao", and then there were interesting activities.


    I don''t know the specific name. Li Tiezhu calls it an interesting activity.


    Some people went to karaoke in groups, some drank in groups, some tasted red wine and smoked cigars, most went to the casino on the top floor, and some tasteless people played mahjong.


    Li Tiezhu was pulled by Hong Dabao to play mahjong. Zhen Zidan and actor Hua Zuo were also "competing" in the same game. Although this Hua Zuo is unknown, his status is not low. He is the future successor of Fahrenheit group and the son of Hua Qiang.


    As for the female companions, of course, they sat aside to help carry tea, deliver water and count chips.


    It was Xiangjiang mahjong. Li Tiezhu learned new and lost a lot of money, but Hong Dabao helped and stuffed Li Tiezhu with a lot of chips so that he could have fun. While playing mahjong, Hong Dabao also painstakingly taught Li Tiezhu. There was no way. He could only bother with a master who was not in charge.


    "That''s how we came back in those days. We did stunts and stunts at the beginning, then ran a dragon suit, and then became the leading actor. It took us more than ten or twenty years to be qualified to set up a mountain class. I''m the same as your master. After the class, we continued to make movies with people and horses. It took us more than ten or twenty years to have the confidence to start a company and make investment..."


    "You are better than us! But you are also more dangerous than us, because your foundation is unstable. When something happens, the earth will shake. Fortunately, you are cautious and not smart enough to make trouble."


    "It''s not necessarily a good thing to suddenly climb to a high position. If you have something, ask your master... Forget it! You''d better call me. He''s unreliable."


    "Don''t think too much about your studio. The fight between the management immortals has nothing to do with you. Shoot your play, sing your song and be a good person. You will never fall down."


    "By the way, you and this girl, or other women, remember to hide, at least for now."


    Li Tiezhu was immediately embarrassed, and lengba looked at the others with a guilty heart.


    Hong Dabao said, "Zidan is a smart man, and Zuo Zi is also sensible. Other women are thin horses and have a tight mouth. Don''t worry. There''s one thing that matters... Li Tiezhu, have you offended anyone again? Someone wants to fuck you recently."

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    Although Hong Dabao is the leader of Xiangjiang action film, he has also operated in the mainland for many years. In addition, he has a good relationship with the leaders of various film and television groups, so the news is very well informed. He said that if someone wants to engage in Li Tiezhu, he can''t be wrong.


    Therefore, after playing mahjong, Li Tiezhu sent lengba home. Without considering a shot, he flew directly to the penguin base camp in eastern Guangdong.


    Of course, it is also one of the nests of the southern system.


    Zhang Xiaomeng didn''t care to receive Li Tiezhu, but asked an assistant to pick him up. After Li Tiezhu came, he waited a long time to see Zhang Xiaomeng.


    "Brother Meng, what''s the situation? Didn''t you say it was a studio under the name of penguin at the beginning? Moreover, I heard that someone was screwing me?"


    Li Tiezhu asked directly.


    Zhang Xiaomeng is exhausted. It is obvious that she has stayed up too late recently: "I don''t answer the first question. Your family knows everything. The second question is, how did you get into yehenara and Sunnan again? Of course, it''s not these two who are important, but someone wants you to disappear from the entertainment industry. Otherwise, you think those" friends and businessmen "of Huayou or something can threaten the penguins by means of people grabbing tactics? It''s because the other party is too powerful. That''s why we''re here I have to give up profits and unite all the objects that can be united. Of course, you get the most profits... "


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly and couldn''t understand.


    Zhang Xiaomeng doesn''t want to explain, because he''s really tired. His artist''s head has never been easy to use, and the explanation is also a white explanation. He said: "in short, penguin has stabilized the situation for you through a series of operations, and the newly profitable capital won''t watch you go on. So, do it in a down-to-earth manner! There''s no problem."


    Li Tiezhu spent a day and a night in East Guangdong and signed an equity contract. He became the second largest shareholder of Li Tiezhu studio.


    Everything is too magical and unreal.


    Sand carvings dare not write that.


    Then, on Sunday, when Li Tiezhu flew back to Kyoto, he learned the truth from songzhuer. It was very complicated. Songzhuer told him all night without even moving.


    It is said that an overseas group is going to use public knowledge and some singers to stink Li Tiezhu. Finally, Li Tiezhu is blocked and terminated by penguins. When Li Tiezhu runs out of money and owes a lot of debt, they will provide funds for Li Tiezhu to develop in the West. However, these are just routines. The most important thing is that Li Tiezhu comes from a humble background. They want to make a Li Tiezhu Tiezhu''s story of following his father to pick cotton in Xijiang when he was young made Ian Pera Li very popular in China for a time and deeply loved by Western young people, "witnessing" Xijiang''s "forced labor" and evil


    The story doesn''t sound logical at all.


    Li Tiezhu said, "bamboo son, are you making it up? This can''t make money. Who will do it at the expense of others rather than yourself? I discredit cotton. Can they make a penny?"


    Songzhuer took off his bra and began to do preparatory exercises, explaining: "They are non-profit organizations. On the contrary, they all spread money all over the world. If you don''t have a lot of big guys to help you, I''m afraid you have a way. As long as you leave the country, there will be a lot of anti national remarks. It doesn''t matter whether you say it yourself. What people want is an excuse."


    Li Tiezhu also took off his pants and said, "what''s the picture?"


    Songzhuer: "Just because we have a population of 1.5 billion, our GDP is on a par with that of the United States, and our total productivity is the sum of all foreign countries in the world. If we are all slaves, the masters will live a very extravagant life. If we all turn over as masters, the Masters will wash the toilet themselves. Do you think they will care how much they lose in order to compete for dominance Ten billion? "


    China in this world is stronger and faces more severe challenges.


    Although songzhuer said it bluntly enough, Li Tiezhu was still difficult to understand. These people were too boring. Li Tiezhu still couldn''t understand until songzhuer got into the car and began to shake Li Tiezhu''s strong gear rod wildly.


    I just don''t want to.


    What he doesn''t know is that the war between capital is usually life and death. This time, thanks to the intervention of foreign enemies, there was a compromise of penguins. Most of the hungry wolves around, except for a few, chose to live together temporarily.


    Of course, those who are unwilling to give in or are involved with overseas gangs are also kicked out by capital such as marponi and Jack Ma.


    To sum up, the storm had an epic confrontation beyond the reach of the public, but most people, including Li Tiezhu himself, were unaware of it.


    The final result is that China supports Li Tiezhu and is consistent with the outside world.


    Overseas organizations engage in conspiracy and public conspiracy. They seriously tell you that I will slander you, and then operate step by step. It is not that they are stupid, but that they have a stronger public opinion mechanism. In short, they are arrogant and used to it.


    Songzhu''er''s argument on this is very clear: "you just love your country, do public welfare, and be an artist. Other Zhang Xiaomeng and rabbit smash will help you think about it, and I''m responsible for making a decision. As long as you survive this period, go further in music and movies, and upgrade again... You can open a magic zoo in good faith!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you are all perverts! I''m... Not very interested."


    Li Tiezhu, who was in the eye of the storm, didn''t realize it. He thought for several days and didn''t understand it. This is related to IQ, but it doesn''t matter much. It''s mainly related to insight and pattern.


    Matsushita is not old, but when he was in the United States, he was brainwashed by the women''s Boxing Organization for several years without success. It shows that he is a veteran who has been on the battlefield for a long time and is much better than Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu simply didn''t care. After the school dormitory and shooter finished the script of the last episode of soldier assault, Li Tiezhu finally breathed a sigh of relief.


    Zhang xiaogerminating news: "the patriotic capital who invested in Tiezhu studio, fenfennen felt that the 50-60 million investment in soldier assault humiliated Li Tiezhu''s worth and forcibly increased the investment to 120 million."


    Li Tiezhu Alexander: "it can''t be spent! Please ask them to give less money and don''t fuck me."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "I talked to them, at least 100 million. If it''s lower, they''ll be angry."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s still too much. How about... More funds for the participating troops and the military bases providing venues? More wages for the actors and the later stage?"


    "Still can''t spend it!"


    "Wu Jing is going to guest play and give him $18 million?"


    "He doesn''t want film pay. The contracts have been signed."


    "Why? Is he stupid?"


    "No! People are smart. They take part in the show for free to earn fame. They also help you advertise TV dramas. You owe others."


    "Shit! What should I do? It''s hard to spend money!!!"


    Wednesday night, November 23.


    During the daily light out Symposium in the 315 dormitory, Li Tiezhu lacked interest. Others were talking about it.


    Ju Chang said, "you don''t know. The first issue of senior Youth League, which Tiezhu gave me the platform, exploded. The audience rating remained high. If you don''t say it, the reputation also exploded. Tut tut! Tiezhu is really cowhide!"


    Wu Lei: "but he''s been alone for five seconds."


    Wang tieju: "what are you afraid of? Just have traffic."


    Wu Lei: "yes! I''ll find a chance to let the boss guest star in my TV series and keep the audience rating."


    Two weeks ago, Li Tiezhu went to the senior Youth League and played with Wang Xiaokai, Zhang Shan and others.


    Li Tiezhu, who has experience in SiHa, mushroom house, wutiao and gallop bar, killed the five people in a second. He played them around with his failed IQ and strong experience. The program was recorded very brilliantly.


    Li Zhixuan couldn''t help saying: "You''re at a low level now. You''re several grades worse than the boss. Of course, I''m worse than you two. But most of us have begun to be on an equal footing with the management bosses and superstars. We all open independent studios! Penguins have delegated power and supported it, and father Ma and other film and television leaders... How did you do it, boss?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know anything. To tell you the truth, I''m confused. I don''t want to make so much. Anyway, I made a profit. I have a total deposit of 40 million yuan, and I don''t spend much money except occasionally investing in Hong fund. The result is good. I took shares in my own flesh at a discount of 800 million... I never thought my flesh was so valuable..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "shit! Advanced Versailles! Remember to help me in the movie! I''ve been trampled on by my two little brothers."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you are not suitable. The movie I want to make... You are not suitable. You three are too handsome and are eliminated. In addition, the movie starring Zhou Xingxing, I guess there are few good-looking roles, and you have no chance."


    Wu Lei: "your uncle! It''s a sin to look good these days?"


    Li Zhixuan was very insipid: "big tongue playing, are you afraid that you have been licked by your old aunt? How many protagonists are good-looking in mainland blockbuster films? Do you think Xiangjiang films?"


    This is also a very wonderful phenomenon, but it is a fact.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu went to mango stage again to rehearse new songs, get familiar with the platform and prepare to be the host.


    The day before the live broadcast of "I am a singer", the situation on the Internet suddenly changed.


    Negative news about Li Tiezhu came.


    It can be roughly divided into three types.


    One is an old saying. Li Tiezhu is a card that Penguin culture can create in order to enter the entertainment circle. Behind him, there are more than a dozen senior composers to escort him. Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s songs are so different in style but of extraordinary quality. This is something that any creative singer can''t do. No one can do without an ordinary song.


    This is to stimulate the skepticism of ordinary people.


    The second is the erosion of Li Tiezhu''s private life. He not only has a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship with songzhuer, but also has a secret and evil relationship with lengba, Zhao Liya, Yang Xiaoyue, Yang Mi and others.


    This is to ignite the envy of the masses.


    Third, Li Tiezhu even hooked up with overseas mysterious organizations in an attempt to run on and suppress local patriotic singers, such as yehenala, Sun Nan, luofeiyan and so on


    This is confusing and purely fooling fools.


    Closely followed, the big V''s of the major we media platforms came forward one after another. You said something to me and began to target Li Tiezhu between the lines. He tried to label Li Tiezhu as "inside and outside", using the audience, hypocrisy, stallion and so on.


    However, this is Xiaohe.


    When the low-key and forbearing Li Tiezhu boarded the stage of "I am a singer" as the host, the event really began to ferment, and the unexpected pressure like Mount Tai was overwhelming.

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    In fact, there are return performances in the basic period of Guda, so the host doesn''t have to change this period, but Hong Bo still did so. He just wanted to bring greater changes to the program. He knew that the audience loved watching Li Tiezhu, and the basic people of Guda didn''t mind.


    So these two days, in addition to doing new song arrangement and rehearsal with the teachers of the program group, Li Tiezhu is also reciting his lines.


    "Provoking king? Bangzi singer? King of song? I haven''t heard of it."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t even chase Chinese stars, let alone Bangzi country singers.


    Therefore, when he saw the information of the new replacement singer, he looked at a loss. I haven''t heard of it. How should he play when hosting?


    During the break, Gu Daji sat next to Li Tiezhu and said, "why do you care so much? Just read it from the script at that time. How''s the new song written for me?"


    He came to rehearsal on Friday morning because he had been eliminated.


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK! It''s time for me to rehearse. Let''s listen to it together. It''s a Cantonese song. I can''t pronounce correctly. You can help me correct it."


    Gu Da Keaton was a little moved. The child knew that our Mandarin was not good, and even wrote Cantonese songs attentively?


    "Good!"


    Gu Daji rubbed his hands with excitement. He hasn''t published a new song for many years. The singing world is almost forgetting him. If you can get a song like "exclusive memory"... Forget it, it''s almost OK.


    You can''t ask Li Tiezhu to write songs every time, is it a masterpiece?


    With anxiety and expectation, Gu Daji and Li Tiezhu went to rehearse the new song together. When they went, they were full of expectation, but when they came back, there was only shock.


    Sure enough, it is another masterpiece.


    This song is like writing about Gu Daji''s mental journey over the past 20 years. He cried.


    The first idea is that Li Tiezhu is really a genius.


    The second thought is, why did he give such a beautiful song to others?


    Sure enough, the idea of genius can''t be guessed. Thank you. From the beginning of this song, Gu Daji has completely regarded Li Tiezhu as his brother. He is so atmospheric. No wonder he can be like a duck to water in the circle.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing ability controlled the song, but his pronunciation was inaccurate, and Gu Daji helped him correct it word by word.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu stopped rehearsing because... He was going to buy vegetables and cook hot pot.


    Mango station also has food programs, so there''s no place to fry hot pot bottom materials, not to mention pots and pans.


    Li Tiezhu''s process of making hot pot was also photographed and broadcast at the beginning of the program.


    While preparing the dishes, Li Tiezhu said, "I lost the bet! I couldn''t rehearse in the afternoon. I have to prepare a hot pot. So gambling is harmful! Everyone should take a warning. This hot pot is to see old Gu off and welcome new singers."


    Staff: "you already know who the replacement singer is?"


    Li Tiezhu repeatedly cleaned his belly: "of course, I''m the host this time. The singer is the king of songs! And he''s an international friend. But I don''t know. In addition, I don''t know if he can eat spicy. I cooked them a special spicy hot pot! Mandarin duck pot? It doesn''t exist!"


    Live barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is really poisonous."


    "Leng turned the singer into a food program."


    "This program moved me to drool."


    "Is it crooked nuts that fill the vacancy in this period?"


    "Eat hot pot for foreign singers. Li Tiezhu is forced by the old Yin!"


    "Serious brother never let me down."


    As soon as the picture turned, we came to the airport. The staff received and interviewed the new singer. He was a slightly mellow middle-aged uncle.


    Zheng Yuanchun, the national treasure of Nanbang country, has charming voice and super high singing skills.


    After a few words, Zheng Yuanchun sang directly. Indeed, the strength of the scene was very high.


    Next, there are pictures of other singers, who have expressed their views on the South stick singer. After listening to his singing, everyone applauded and fully recognized each other''s strength.


    Singers arrived in the lounge one after another and entered their own lounge to rest or make up.


    At this time, in the entertainment edition of jiulang.com, an unknown little editor published an article "superstar or cheat? The unknown story behind migrant worker Li Tiezhu''s popularity".


    At the beginning of the article, it was said that Li Tiezhu was born in a remote rural area. He had not received any music education since childhood, and his academic performance was very poor. He still paid more money in high school.


    Then, they "interviewed" several high school students of Li Tiezhu. They said they never knew Li Tiezhu could write songs and sing. They questioned Li Tiezhu''s ability to write so many beautiful songs.


    Then, as soon as the pen turned, he began to talk about the layout of penguin''s entertainment industry. Penguin lacks nothing, just a top star. So there was Li Tiezhu. A top-level entertainment flow capital, a bunk who can not be anything, hit it off. It was through the local flavor packaging and massive water army to guide public opinion. The first audition took Li Tiezhu up. Later, a music creation team of more than 10 people was established to label Li Tiezhu as a "wild original singer" and win the good voice champion all the way.


    Finally, by interviewing a musician who resigned from Penguin, the article learned that the musician had also written songs for Li Tiezhu. Usually, a large group of people created them collectively after taking out the first draft. Finally, Li Tiezhu signed and took away all the copyright.


    In conclusion, Li Tiezhu''s songs are written by others. He is just a fake creator forced by Penguin.


    The logic of this article depends almost entirely on conjecture, the evidence depends entirely on compilation, and there is no substantive evidence, forcing the conclusion that Li Tiezhu is a big liar.


    It is reasonable to say that such marginal sand carving articles do not have much dissemination. After all, most readers have normal intelligence.


    There have been similar articles before, which are not hot.


    But this time it was different. Almost half an hour before the article was released and the live broadcast of "I am a singer" began, it suddenly spread all over the network. In particular, bibs are the hottest. After all, this is also the territory of old waves.


    Many Weibo big V and well-known people began to frantically forward and comment. Some people called on Li Tiezhu to apologize, some people called on penguins to stop polluting the entertainment circle, and some people called on the whole network to block Li Tiezhu.


    Because of a fabricated article?


    No, this is just the beginning.


    Soon, more "black material" about Li Tiezhu came out:


    Li Tiezhu forced the program group of "I am a singer" to crowd out Gu Daji and become the host himself in order to win more traffic and cameras.


    Li Tiezhu was suspected of cheating in the college entrance examination. He also took out a comparison between Li Tiezhu''s senior one composition and the college entrance examination composition. Who knows how they got Li Tiezhu''s college entrance examination composition? The energy is not big.


    By doing charity money laundering, Li Tiezhu amassed nearly one billion a year.


    ¡­¡­


    Such information is overwhelming. After a series of professional promotion, it is spread wildly on the Internet.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu and the staff are moving six hot pots to the lounge. They don''t know anything about the online rumors. After all, there has been no negative news and discredit about him for a long time after he was fought with the boxer by CCTV gilded body and tietouwa last year.


    After placing the dishes, Zhang Xiaomeng calmly found Li Tiezhu. Although it was busy to set up a studio, he would still accompany Li Tiezhu during the live broadcast, just like the agents of other singers.


    "Something happened."


    Li Tiezhu put the freshly killed yellow spicy ding on the plate and wondered, "what''s the matter? Brother Meng."


    Zhang Xiaomeng took out her mobile phone and showed it to Li Tiezhu: "there are people doing things again. This time, it''s more fierce than the last boxer. It''s not like a person or a company targeting US, but more like an organized and premeditated action. All kinds of false news are spread on the Internet. How do we respond?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "ignore."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "if you ignore them, they will only be more arrogant. We must respond! Forget it, I''ll find songzhuer..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you can talk to her, but I still have this opinion. Ignore it first and respond when they all come out. If you respond too early, I''m afraid it won''t be clean."


    Zhang Xiaomeng thought Li Tiezhu was being counselled. Unexpectedly, he was stronger than himself, so he nodded.


    The program continues.


    Han Hong also learned about Li Tiezhu from his agent. He yelled and finally couldn''t say: "shit! These capital are really disgusting than shit. It''s not enough to discredit me? Tiezhu does some public welfare, and they are also black? Don''t you just want me to help them launder money? Fuck!"


    Of course these won''t be cut into the program.


    After complaining, Han Hong worried about Li Tiezhu again. Then she sniffed: "hot pot!"


    So, her round body flexibly drilled out of the room, lay on the railing, looked at the six hot pots below, and shouted, "iron pillar, you''ve made a little more, all red pots?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang! Let them hoarse their voices and we will win!"


    Han Hong: "yes, yes! I''ll call them down to eat hot pot."


    Then Han Hong knocked on the door one by one and took a dozen people down to eat hot pot. Li Tiezhu also pulled Gu Daji, who was preparing to return to the show.


    There are eight singers and eight partners in total. The reason for making six hot pots is that in order to facilitate the shooting of the program group, there are no people on the other side of the table.


    Hot pot is very delicious. The Nanbang singer can eat spicy food. On the contrary, Gu Daji is red in the face and dare not move his chopsticks.


    After eating for about an hour, everyone dispersed. Li Tiezhu directly picked up the microphone and was ready to host the stage.


    At this time, the barrage on the live screen is quite unfriendly:


    "Li Tiezhu, get out of the entertainment circle!"


    "Garbage artists, everyone boycott."


    "It''s disgusting to pretend to force people everywhere with songs written by others."


    "I said the local dog couldn''t write songs."


    "What happened?"


    "Li Tiezhu overturned, and more than a dozen composers in his team wrote songs for him."


    "Where did you see it? Fake?"


    "Someone is black and serious again."


    "What Li Tiezhu himself has done is the black water army. The logic is really powerful."


    "Is serious brother offending people again?"


    "The big V on your neck has been exposed to the sun. How can you sailors wash it?"


    "Li Tiezhu murderer! Die!"


    "I''ll go. Can you talk nonsense?"


    The moment before Li Tiezhu appeared on the stage, he also saw the bullet screen of "murderer" on the live broadcast, and immediately frowned. This time it seems different. Is there a new script?


    "Hello, everyone. Welcome to the seventh competition of" I am a singer "broadcast under the title of... I am the new host Li Tiezhu."


    He''s still calm.

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    It makes sense that there are many right and wrong people.


    Li Tiezhu has always had a good attitude, so the host''s performance is still very stable: "... Today''s first competing singer is a male singer. He doesn''t have enough time for rehearsal because he has to cook hot pot. In addition, he is not familiar with Cantonese. I hope you will forgive him when you listen."


    The audience applauded and wondered, didn''t Li Tiezhu want to write his own song? How can you sing Cantonese songs?


    Li Tiezhu explained: "as I said before, this new song in this issue is for Gu Daji, so I wrote a Cantonese song. The key word I drew in the last issue was'' sun '', which brought you a song" red sun "


    The audience cheered and wondered what it was like for Li Tiezhu to sing Cantonese songs.


    The live barrage was murderous:


    "Red NIMA day, get out!"


    "Die Li Tiezhu."


    "Rubbish!"


    "This thing is really disgusting."


    "It''s a team writing songs again. It''s shameless to hang your name."


    "I don''t like it no matter how nice it sounds!"


    "Penguins are as disgusting as ever."


    "Hehe, today''s situation is deja vu!"


    "Don''t look at scolding penguins on the penguin platform!"


    "Li Tiezhu has something to do again."


    "Curious, what did serious brother do?"


    "Second uncle Li Tiezhu is a village bully. He robbed other people''s land to plant medicinal materials and forced people to death."


    "I heard it was hanged from the."


    "Don''t believe it. It''s all on the Internet."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t see these real-time bullets and sang seriously:


    AH..AH...AH


    Fate is a vagabond


    Fate is strange


    Even if fate threatens you


    Life is boring


    Don''t cry and feel sad


    We should not give up


    I wish I could accompany you all my life


    Barrage:


    "It sounds good! It sounds good!"


    "It''s like a song written by the same person? Fool!"


    "Can you write Cantonese songs if you don''t understand Cantonese?"


    "Li Tiezhu, this is self explosion!"


    "The truth comes out."


    "There should be Cantonese creators in the team. Penguins are really rich."


    "No one cares about killing people?"


    "It''s said that it''s a village bully. Who dares to take care of it?"


    "It''s a wonderful song, but it''s all the Navy."


    "To tell you the truth, generally speaking, there are not so many bullet screens for good voices. Where did these trumpets come from?"


    "The navy is washing Li Tiezhu white again!"


    "I''m really impressed. This time it''s a big scale. The routine is also advanced. Go to the theatre."


    Li Tiezhu sings steadily:


    ¡­¡­


    Fate is a vagabond


    Fate is strange


    Even if fate threatens you


    Life is boring


    Don''t cry and feel sad


    We should not give up


    I wish I could accompany you all my life


    AHHAAH..HA..


    AH..AH.HA.....


    After singing, the applause was very warm, because it was another good song, even if it was the first time Li Tiezhu sang Cantonese.


    Li Tiezhu said, "as mentioned in the last program, if Uncle Gu Daji is eliminated, I will write a song for him, so I wrote this song red sun." . it''s too much to say on the Internet that I squeeze out the old. I''m not so powerful. But there''s something more powerful. Before I came on stage, I saw a barrage saying I killed people. I was stunned at that time. I recalled it carefully. I can''t remember which one the netizen said. Too many can''t remember. What''s the most interesting Barrage now? Who knows? "


    The audience is on the scene, and some will watch the live broadcast with their mobile phones.


    A front row audience said, "some people say your family is a village bully!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ho!"


    Another said, "it''s a false mercy to say that you write songs to Gu Daji."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah!"


    Another said: "the latest news! The wine pen came out again. He said that Penguin capital forced him to admit that he slandered you. Those evidences were fabricated by penguins, and you still copied his songs."


    Li Tiezhu: "eh ~"


    Li Tiezhu smiled. The host was cool and could control the rhythm. Even if the director''s assistant raised a sign to remind him to continue the singing process, he didn''t see it and said:


    "These are just appetizers. While enjoying their performances, the audience, whether live or live, should not forget to listen to the songs. The poor performance must not dominate the audience. I believe the audience has their own judgment. The next competing singer is evergreen in the Chinese music world, a respected old artist. Please bring us a song Petals. "


    Barrage:


    "Too arrogant! This is a blatant provocation!"


    "How dare you be so crazy after being exposed for composing and counterfeiting? Do you treat the audience as a fool?"


    "You are a fool. How much did you take?"


    "Li Tiezhu''s navy is biting."


    "Shit! Watch a program. It''s really disgusting."


    "Yes, Li Tiezhu is disgusting. Let him be the host of a good program."


    "Say you''re disgusting!"


    "Another Li Tiezhu''s dog."


    "Li Tiezhu''s Navy logic is really beautiful. Li Tiezhu doesn''t break the law to kill."


    "It''s great to earn one billion a year by cheating."


    "I can''t figure it out. There are fans."


    The competition continued, followed by Sun Nan, Li Zijian and Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya brought a new song "Jiangnan moon", which is also a national style song. It is well written and sung.


    In the back is Gu Daji''s return. Han Hong, Huang Liangling and replacement singer Zheng Yuanchun sing in turn.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stray from the topic any more and concentrate on the role of host. Even when I was giving my thanks, I didn''t pull a ticket for myself.


    The audience went to vote and Li Tiezhu returned to the lounge.


    Huang Liangling: "hard work, iron pillar! How does it feel to be a host for the first time?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s it. I don''t know if I can add money."


    Other singers also hugged Li Tiezhu.


    Zheng Yuanchun gave a thumbs up and murmured a lot of stick words. His music partner Xiao Liu translated: "brother Yuanchun said that the songs you wrote are really good, and said he would cooperate with you if he had the opportunity."


    Li Tiezhu said politely, "thank you! Thank you!"


    Sun Nan suddenly asked, "iron pillar, what''s the situation with the live barrage? A good program was taken astray by them, and few discussed music."


    The tone was very concerned, but it vaguely revealed dissatisfaction.


    Li Tiezhu: "when I came back, I talked to director Hong. He said that the ratings of this issue did not increase much than before, but the barrage was more than three times that before. That''s the case!"


    Sun Nan asked, "is what they said true or false? Did you write your own songs? Did you have a team?"


    This is a little too direct.


    After that, Sun Nan added: "this kind of thing can''t be avoided. Let''s clarify it directly. Isn''t it iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu said, do I have to thank you?


    Zhao Liya said, "how to clarify?"


    Sun Nan was speechless. He just made a fire, but he didn''t really want to help Li Tiezhu clarify.


    Songzhu''er jumped out and said, "what are you afraid of? My iron pillar has been less blackened all the way. This time, it''s obviously organized and scripted. I know you''re watching the live broadcast and sending a bullet screen to smear the iron pillar. I''m telling you, I''m not scared! Just put my horse here!"


    The director hasn''t come yet, and no one can control pine and bamboo.


    Sun Nan smiled.


    Songzhu''er suddenly aimed at Sun Nan: "brother Nan, do you think Tiezhu is a liar who deceives the world?"


    Sun Nan was embarrassed: "of course I hope iron pillar is not..."


    After the last program, songzhuer and sun Nancai directly scolded each other. Now the dialogue is really delicate.


    Han Hong complained that Sun Nan didn''t open the pot and mentioned it. He was also worried that song Zhuer would tear it up with Sun Nan directly on the program. He interrupted: "I know Li Tiezhu''s strength. There''s nothing to question."


    Li Zijian, who has a high EQ, followed up: "I most hope Li Tiezhu is a fake, so I don''t have so much pressure as a creator. However, it''s impossible. There are geniuses in this world." red sun " I watched him write this song with my own eyes. He was very busy last week. He didn''t start writing songs until he came to rehearsal on Thursday. I went to send him a disc I like and watched him write this song on the tablet. "


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I like to compose music on a flat plate, which is convenient."


    Li Zijian: "I''m also learning music. I''ve learned a lot from Li Tiezhu in composition. It doesn''t matter whether I''m young or old. Whoever''s strong will learn from him. It''s not humiliating. What about those black Li Tiezhu... They don''t have a complete brain, and they don''t have a standard. Blacks like you can''t afford to pay, you should practice more and improve your professional standard. It''s the same in every line. You have a high level and salary To raise the boat. Everyone, come on! "


    Make complaints about Li Zijian, he is still very professional.


    Huang Liangling and other singers immediately applauded. It was so beautiful that Sun Nan was forced to applaud.


    Barrage:


    "Li Zijian is also Li Tiezhu''s running dog!"


    "Pines and bamboos dare to choke Sun Nan, which shows how hard Li Tiezhu is backstage."


    "It''s too dark!"


    "Li Zijian is so shameless that he kneels and licks a new man."


    "Never watch this program again..."


    "Pine and bamboo are really cheap."


    Soon, Hong Bo came and did not mention the barrage. He still tried to stop talking and announced the ranking of this qualifying match.


    Zheng Yuanchun first, Han Hong second, Li Zijian third, Huang Liangling fourth, Zhao Liya fifth, Sun Nan sixth and Li Tiezhu seventh.


    Yes, Li Tiezhu won the last place by singing the original "red sun".


    For a while, live barrage hi:


    "Pillar dog is the seventh again. I''m laughing to death."


    "My serious brother is either the first or the seventh, basic fuck."


    "It''s a nice song. Go to penguin tomorrow."


    "You can single loop."


    "It''s a pity to give it to Gu Daji. It''s time to keep it for yourself."


    "Li Tiezhu''s navy is really terrible. Is it washed on the seventh day?"


    "Deserve seventh!"


    "Next time we continue to scold, those viewers won''t dare to vote for Li Tiezhu."


    "The seventh of the two phases, eliminate him."


    "Kill this liar directly and leave it for the next period?"


    "If things get big, they will be blocked."


    "Can you wash it when people die?"


    "Heaven has a good reincarnation. Who does heaven spare? Li Tiezhu is dead."


    This program ended in a miasma. Li Tiezhu didn''t feel much about the last one. Instead, he was hi to the black Li Tiezhu on the Internet.


    That night, the rumors on the Internet became more and more vicious. Although it is deliberately concocted false information, if three people become tigers and a lie is repeated a thousand times, it may be regarded as truth.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu, songzhu''er and Zhao Liya ate duck necks in songzhu''er hotel room.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "zhu''er, how much information has the zoo collected? What do you think?"


    Zhao Liya blushed when she brushed her face: "I just see that you are dangerous and come to help make ideas. I don''t want to join your zoo. You talk nonsense!"

 Chapter 385

    What bad thoughts can Li Tiezhu have? The zoo he said refers to the wechat group, not the back palace, so he said: "I know, I know. Anyway, whether you like it or not, you are a member of the zoo. Help me put forward some ideas. You also know that I am stupid and can''t fight them by myself."


    Zhao Liya''s face became more red and shrank back in fear: "why... Why are you alone? I..."


    She was afraid that Li Tiezhu suddenly rushed over and told her what a member was with practical actions.


    Matsushita said, "you''re welcome. It''s all a family. Rabbit smashing. How did you play with the snake out of the cave?"


    Zhao Liya: "I helped Li Tiezhu as a friend. Don''t think about eating glutinous rice balls! If you lead the snake out of the hole, that is to say, give in appropriately, make a weak posture, reveal a flaw and let them pour out..."


    On the insidious and cunning, we have to count the rabbits. Songzhu''er hears the blood surging. After all, songzhu''er only knows hard.


    Matsushita: "how can we counter it? I don''t think we can kill them!"


    Zhao Liya took a piece of duck neck and waved, "that''s because the other party didn''t touch the red line. We should give appropriate guidance, such as..."


    Li Tiezhu had a big head and didn''t understand what they were talking about. Then... He fell asleep.


    Yes, Li Tiezhu was too tired this week. He stayed up late to rehearse songs and had a serious lack of sleep because he had to prepare hot pot these two days. Even the iron man couldn''t afford it.


    Songzhu''er covered Li Tiezhu with a blanket: "wait a minute. The cat said she got some information from Yang Mi. I''ll take a bath first and discuss it later."


    Zhao Liya nodded and continued to nibble at the duck''s neck.


    Looking at Li Tiezhu''s side face, Zhao Liya shook her head slightly. This fool would have been "dead" if he hadn''t always been helped at the critical moment.


    An artist will not be "attacked" unless you reach the "upgrade" level. The first time Li Tiezhu was hacked was when he was ready to become a low-level player. The second time is now when he was upgraded from a low-level player to an intermediate player.


    In fact, everyone is the same. Even Wang Baobao and Zhou Xingxing have experienced it. Li Tiezhu has no reason to be an exception.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly kicked off the quilt, changed from lying on his side to lying on his back, and continued to sleep.


    Zhao Liya looked at the bathroom and chewed two duck necks. Then she took off the plastic bag and went to pick up the blanket to cover Li Tiezhu again. Just as she was about to turn around, she suddenly found her hand caught.


    "What the hell? Ah -"


    In a daze, Li Tiezhu pulled her over and held her in his arms.


    Zhao Liya was still confused. She suddenly felt that a hand had got into her clothes. She suddenly woke up and shouted, "stop! Silly column, you recognize the wrong person! Let go..."


    Pop!


    One handed release succeeded.


    Without him, only hands are familiar.


    Zhao Liya was so scared that her hair stood up and struggled desperately, but she couldn''t resist Li Tiezhu''s brute force. Then, the hot hand covered her chest, and she was stunned


    Besides, this guy''s fingers are too dishonest, curious! shame!


    Zhao Liya couldn''t bear it. She stretched out her hand and twisted Li Tiezhu''s ear. Her body was soft. She clenched her teeth and kept strengthening.


    There''s no way. You can''t shout. It''ll be bad if songzhuer hears it.


    "Hiss -"


    Li Tiezhu was finally awakened by pain. He looked innocently at Zhao Liya close at hand and said, "Yaya, why are you screwing me? Let me sleep more."


    With that, Li Tiezhu had to continue to sleep. Then, he felt the soft and warm touch in his hand and couldn''t help looking down.


    Then Li Tiezhu was stunned.


    Zhao Liya blushed and stared at Li Tiezhu. Her hand still twisted his ear: "let go first!"


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously said, "why should I put it first?"


    Zhao Liya: "


    As soon as his words were spoken, Li Tiezhu regretted. He had figured it out. Maybe he fell asleep and treated him as lengba or Songzhu, subconsciously


    Li Tiezhu smiled and withdrew his hand. It was not "peaceful" to climb down the slope.


    Zhao Liya gave a cry, and her expression became more angry.


    Li Tiezhu retreated.


    Zhao Liya loosened Li Tiezhu, quickly stepped back and turned her back to buckle the belt.


    Li Tiezhu sat up: "sorry, I fell asleep. I don''t know it''s you... It''s all my fault. It''s reasonable to say that the size is different. I shouldn''t make such a mistake..."


    "Shut up!"


    Zhao Liya turned back and glared angrily.


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and blamed himself.


    Zhao Liya said, "it''s supposed to have never happened. You''re not allowed to say it to anyone! You know? Otherwise... I don''t even have to make friends with you."


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again. He couldn''t sleep anymore.


    Zhao Liya began to pack up her things and hurried away from this place of right and wrong. This happened just now. She didn''t know how to face Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu could not wait for her to leave quickly. It was too embarrassing.


    Just then, Matsushita came out in Kumamoto''s pajamas, wiped her hair, looked at her cell phone and said, "the square elbow is over! Oh, it''s interesting... Hey? Why did the rabbit smash you to pack up?"


    Zhaoliya farfetched smile: "I suddenly have something urgent, today go first."


    Matsushita pressed Zhao Liya on the sofa: "what''s the hurry? What''s the important thing to have an iron pillar? Eh? Why did you wake up, iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu: "have a nightmare."


    Zhao Liya stared.


    Li Tiezhu immediately changed his mouth: "no, beautiful dream! I am happy to wake up."


    "What kind of music? What kind of jackpot is so happy?"


    Zhao Liya couldn''t help but burst foul language and secretly bit her back alveolar.


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Songzhu''er was confused: "do you care about Tiezhu''s dream? It''s not about you. Sit down. There''s news from lengba."


    Zhao Liya was speechless. Her clothes had not been fully put on, and she was uncomfortable.


    There''s no way to grow and conquer each other. Two hutch rabbits smash.


    Li Tiezhu felt his nose awkwardly. The milk smell was too strong and sneezed.


    Zhao Liya rolled her eyes with anger. Do you still smell it?


    Songzhuer looked at the news from lengba in her mobile phone and said: "It''s generally clear that it''s the Southern Department and international capital. They were out of the establishment of Li Tiezhu''s studio and failed to deceive Li Tiezhu to cooperate with them, so they''re ready to get rid of Tiezhu. They also said that Hollywood blockbusters can''t make money in China in recent years. What''s the logic behind this. It''s said that in order to make Tiezhu, international capital can pay hard, and they don''t blink."


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you say cotton before?"


    Zhao Liya calmed down: "This is a cultural war! Li Tiezhu is just a mountain where the two sides are at war. Cotton is another war. They want to fight two wars on one mountain. It is impossible. They can only choose one. If Li Tiezhu is defeated, they can force more people to cooperate with them, or force Li Tiezhu to cooperate with them to export Western values to China, such as the one who plays Fu Manzhou."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? What do you mean?"


    Songzhuer said, "let''s expose these information directly, expose their true colors and fight to death."


    Zhao Liya picked up another duck''s neck and chewed it: "don''t worry. Since we are just a mountain, we don''t have to worry at all. People are attacking the mountain. I don''t believe no one here is guarding the high ground. We won''t move or move! Wait, no matter how happy they jump, as long as we are about to touch the mountain, there will definitely be a head to head shelling."


    Matsushita: "what if they''re going to give up this mountain?"


    Zhao Liya said firmly: "It''s impossible! Those guys are still playing the old routine. It worked before, but now it''s different. You don''t know. I heard from my grandfather that the Dafang needle has been adjusted in the senior management. From now on, it''s impossible to make a concession. Instead, they want to attack. Who dares to reach out to the domestic plate and chop their claws directly! Therefore, although Tiezhu looks miserable this time, he''s actually lucky Very good. "


    "True or false?"


    "In this war, we, as mountain leaders, were at most angry. After the fight, Tiezhu gained the most. Wait and see! Penguin and Ali''s father gave Li Tiezhu 30% of the shares. Before I thought they were too motivated by competition, but now I want to understand that they were singing double reed. They are more informed than me... Li Tiezhu is too positive in his three outlooks and has no influence among young people Chang Qiang, I can''t afford it on this mountain. "


    After that, they talked a lot. Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. He was sleepy but didn''t dare to sleep.


    Songzhu''er and Zhao Liya spoke to each other, and the incident gradually became clear.


    The penetration of western capital and values into China has always been very serious. The fundamental reason for choosing Li Tiezhu this time is that Li Tiezhu''s values are too red. Contrary to them, they not only rob them of many interests, but also have a large number of fans in the West.


    Zhao Liya: "the top management must protect Li Tiezhu, otherwise, other artists will gradually look like foreign capital."


    Matsushita: "that''s the truth. Hey, I suddenly heard a key question..."


    Zhao Liya: "what''s the problem? Hmm? You''re talking."


    Matsushita: "Hulu..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "she''s asleep. She always sleeps so suddenly."


    Zhao Liya tried to stop talking. Finally, she had to get up and leave: "go! Remember that. Don''t tell anyone, or I''ll tear you up."


    Matsushita: "what''s up? Ah, ah..."


    Zhao Liya was startled and really jumped up.


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: "don''t be afraid. She talks in her sleep. Go back and have a rest early. Thank you."


    Zhao Liya patted her chest and crept away.


    Li Tiezhu is going to hold songzhuer to bed.


    Songzhu''er suddenly sat up with bright eyes: "you two have something to do! Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you asleep?"


    Songzhu''er shrugged: "I just saw that she talked too high and didn''t go. She delayed us from exercising and pretended to sleep. Hey? What''s your secret?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t tell you."


    "Oh, I see."


    "What do you know? You don''t know anything!"


    "Why are you so excited? Shouldn''t you have already started?"


    "Er..."


    "Gee! I can''t see. You also chase people by your body? Steal my moves? Soft?"


    "Shut up, no, open your mouth..."

 Chapter 386

    "Ah... It''s so hot!"


    Songzhuer has a huge... Duck neck in his mouth. His eyes are red. Damn Li Tiezhu fed me a spicy duck neck. I won''t brush my teeth later. It''s spicy. Look who''s afraid!


    After Li Tiezhu simply punished songzhu''er, he threatened her not to talk around.


    That night, the cunning songzhuer still beat around the Bush, got the information he wanted from the stupid Li Tiezhu, and vowed not to tell others... But there was no rule that the communication between small animals could not be told!


    The next day, more negative news about Li Tiezhu began to appear and mushroomed.


    First, Uncle Li Tiezhu planted herbs in his hometown, and poor farmers were forced to hang themselves.


    The truth is that Uncle Li Tiezhu couldn''t get land for the medicinal material planting base and was still in the stage of self entertainment. A young man wanted to follow the medicinal materials and was scolded by his family. He was angry and drank pesticide, but because the pesticide expired, he just had a hanging needle for two days.


    Then, Uncle Li Tiezhu is a bully in the town. No one dares to rob his business. No one is allowed to sell the same things as him.


    The fact is that Uncle Li Tiezhu has changed his profession and opened a department store. If he wants others not to sell what he sells, he can only shop in the whole town. It seems that the supermarket, the only large supermarket in the town, has been rumored to be like this.


    What''s more outrageous is that Li Tiezhu was a wolf in the heart and a dog in the lung. He pulled Ali''s father and Huayou film to force the palace penguin. Without paying a penny, he robbed 30% of the shares alone.


    In addition, Li Tiezhu laundered money for public welfare charities, accumulating nearly one billion a year.


    Li Tiezhu has privileges in school. He can drive into the school and bully Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei in the same dormitory. These two stars dare to be angry but dare not speak. I heard that they are depressed.


    Some people said that the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba was abnormal. They really took pictures of lengba and Li Tiezhu in the car. They were very close.


    Later, photos of songzhu''er beating Guan Shuangshuang at school were exposed. The Navy said that Li Tiezhu supported songzhu''er, and songzhu''er also became a bully in the performing arts circle.


    In fact, songzhuer was mostly beaten by Guan Shuangshuang. After all, people have long legs.


    Then, it was revealed that Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya opened a house, as evidenced by photos.


    However, the news was deleted three minutes after it came out, and the whole network was deleted. Because it could not provoke the relationship behind Zhao Liya, this rumor did not dare to make.


    But there are still quick screenshots. Take this screenshot to confront the sailors: what about this news? Go on! How did you delete it?


    The scene was a little awkward.


    However, in the face of the overwhelming traffic offensive, the anti resentment of individual fans was soon submerged in the huge waves, the stigmatization continued, and it has gone crazy.


    Li Tiezhu spent money on the Spring Festival Gala.


    Li Tiezhu and Han Hong jointly borrowed money for public welfare.


    Li Tiezhu abused the old artist Sun Nan in public.


    Li Tiezhu is gay.


    Li Tiezhu reads.


    What''s more amazing is that many passers-by and netizens believe it. Do you believe it?


    Li Tiezhu himself can''t touch his head. People like me don''t believe it. Do these netizens believe it?


    The basis of netizens is: Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to clarify for so long. He must be guilty.


    In fact, they were used.


    People use a psychological tactic. In the past, when Li Tiezhu was poor, he was the object of empathy. He looked forward to his counter attack and turning into a superstar. It''s exciting to think about it. Now Li Tiezhu has become a star. The mood of netizens is very different. A steamed stuffed bun that is lower than our starting point. Why do we support each other and hold our wealth?


    This is often said to hate the rich, turning their depression into anger and venting it to specific objects.


    That night, Fang elbow, a well-known scholar, published a picturesque article "the countercurrent of the times - Li Tiezhu" on his Weibo.


    In his article, he enumerated Li Tiezhu''s six crimes.


    1¡¢ People who steal other people''s works, are dishonest and hypocritical to the public are not worthy of being idols.


    2¡¢ Connive at family members to commit crimes.


    3¡¢ It is a fraud to take advantage of the kindness of the people and seek benefits for public welfare.


    4¡¢ Collude with capital to suppress good artists and poison the performing arts circle.


    5¡¢ The abuse of red feelings to impress the public is actually to provoke international disputes and make the western people dissatisfied.


    6¡¢ Suck it.


    Some readers left a message saying that Li Tiezhu is worthy of being Cheng Dalong''s apprentice and won every one of them.


    Li Tiezhu''s first reaction after reading this article in his Kyoto villa was: "bamboo son, has he forgotten my left embrace and right embrace?"


    Zhuer said, "I''ll remind him."


    After that, songzhu''er offered a long unused Bib trumpet and replied, "you sell elbows, you forget Li Tiezhu''s left embrace and right embrace, and mess with male-female relations. Iron head baby stays."


    He said he wouldn''t move, but songzhuer still couldn''t help itching.


    After a brief vent, she explained: "they know that the relationship between men and women can''t move you, so they didn''t list it. They fired you and lengba before to attract attention."


    From the beginning of this article, the situation turned sharply, and more people began to follow suit against Li Tiezhu. The iron fans of Li Tiezhu who had fought for two or three days were a little unable to hold on.


    Why didn''t Li Tiezhu come forward to clarify?


    Also, why did the iron head baby shrink? This is not right!


    Is... Really something?


    Back at the school dormitory in the evening, Wang Xiaokai, Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei gathered around. Even the shooters of the director department came to inquire about the reality.


    Wang Xiaokai: "Han PI, why don''t you do it? Why don''t I come forward and help you clarify?"


    Wu Lei: "it''s useless. How can we clarify it? They will say that we are under pressure to help Li Tiezhu speak, and even engage us together. Behind this matter, it''s not simple!"


    Wang Xiaokai said, "big tongue playing, how did you become smart today? What do you know?"


    Wu Lei smiled mysteriously: "I divided with my old aunt."


    "Ann? Ask you something."


    "It''s just business. She helped an overseas fund as a lobbyist and asked me to testify that Li Tiezhu read it. She also said that the two blockbusters they invested in made me the number one man and took me to Hollywood for development. Hey, hey... Do you think it can be simple?"


    "Are you... So direct? You refused on the spot?"


    "I didn''t refuse immediately, but I took a whip for half a night and poured it on her face. Generally, she pretended very well and didn''t play with me. After playing, I said, I teased you. I may have black my brother, you fool! At that time, she choked, ha ha..."


    Wang Xiaokai was stunned. Is it too abnormal to play with his big tongue?


    Sun Xixi suddenly said, "someone asked me if the script of soldier assault preaches violence and war, and whether it is not suitable for the current peaceful environment... This is to kill you, Han PI."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I can''t understand. Anyway, their goal is not me. I''m just in the way. Wait!"


    Li Zhixuan: "still waiting? Don''t you come forward to clarify?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No. be reasonable. This kind of confrontation at this level is for nothing. I''d better give it to professionals."


    Another day, Monday.


    In the morning, Luo Feiyan was interviewed by the media, crying about the story that the good voice was suppressed by the capital behind Li Tiezhu, and even the other party used tax evasion to engage in her company.


    At noon, yehenara spoke again, saying that he had been framed by Penguin capital bullying, resulting in silence for a year. She denounced Li Tiezhu for his lack of musical skills. It was impossible to write so many songs. They were all written for him.


    In the afternoon, Xiao Zhen posted a video on the Internet, saying that the wine pen that framed Li Tiezhu was arranged by him at the beginning. He has obtained Li Tiezhu''s understanding. Please don''t believe the crazy words of the wine pen.


    This is the only one who has come out to support Li Tiezhu so far.


    He blew himself up in order to support his brother.


    Then, Xiao town was besieged and uncovered a series of scandals and dirty things. He was not clean all the way.


    Now, if Li Tiezhu is destroyed, he will die.


    In the evening, a more important news came: the Chinese Music Festival withdrew the best newcomer award awarded to Li Tiezhu last year and no longer invited him to participate in future activities.


    This is the top award in the music world. It has a great weight.


    Now, many people are convinced that Li Tiezhu''s real hammer is over. If the negative information in recent days is false, why should the Chinese Music Festival hurry to make a statement?


    Then, many people who had worked with Li Tiezhu began to come out and count Li Tiezhu''s crimes. Some said he played big cards, some said he bullied artists, some said he gambled badly, some said he slept with actresses... Others said they were pregnant with Li Tiezhu''s child???


    This is it. If Li Tiezhu doesn''t fight back, he will be very passive.


    But Li Tiezhu still did not move, and even updated a tiktok video, which was a tidbit of his rehearsal with Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei.


    The video was also set on fire by the Navy.


    And those who want to kill Li Tiezhu have begun to celebrate tonight. Li Tiezhu is over. At first, they thought that Li Tiezhu was holding back his big move because he didn''t clarify, but now they found that he really didn''t intend to move.


    Why did he wait to die?


    Luo Feiyan''s explanation is that he didn''t write his own songs. Luo Feiyan raised a pile of people to write songs for her, Menqing. Therefore, I think Li Tiezhu is the same. He has really been exposed.


    Mainly, Erma doesn''t seem to want to be positive with big capital for him.


    It was a wonderful night for them.


    However, the next morning, there was an equally wonderful shell.


    Central media news:


    Yehenara, who is rehearsing for the Spring Festival Gala in Kyoto, was ordered to withdraw from this year''s Spring Festival Gala. At the same time, the police are investigating her case of accepting bribes and bullying students in previous good voices.


    This is only the explicit details. In fact, what the relevant departments are investigating is the capital exchanges between her and overseas organizations.


    The first shell is usually used for calibration. After one hit, the shell rain came.


    (arrive at the fourth watch and rest early, everyone! There is still no update tomorrow morning. Don''t wait.)

 Chapter 387

    Yehenara is actually very miserable. This time it has little to do with her. She just jumped out and stepped on her feet when she saw that Li Tiezhu was going to be killed. She herself did not participate in the planning and implementation of this event.


    Of course, she is not innocent. She has cooperated with luofeiyan and the capital behind her all these years.


    This kind of thing has been almost semi public for 20 or 30 years. Many people in the circle have been supported or suppressed. The official has been silent, and they take it for granted.


    That morning, Sun Nan returned from pedaling his bike for half an hour and asked his agent if he had prepared the copy.


    The agent in sunglasses has an uncertain expression.


    Sun Nandao: "I don''t think it''s necessary to prepare. Just follow sister yehenara and move the matter of pine and bamboo pointing at mulberry and locust trees to Li Tiezhu. There''s nothing immoral and immoral. We were bullied less when we were in Xiangjiang? This is the case in this circle. Newcomers should understand the rules, mention shoes and tea, and don''t live if the generation is disordered. Well, we also send tweets ¡­¡­¡±


    Wulin shook his head and said, "yehenara has been planted!"


    Sun Nan poured a big saliva: "what do you plant?"


    Wulin handed over his mobile phone: "just read the news yourself."


    Sun Nan took it and choked.


    ܳ!


    Li Tiezhu what''s the origin? So fierce? Yehenara was not only killed by the Spring Festival Gala, but also filed a case to investigate the bribery of the program? What the hell? How can the current talent show be absolutely clean? Isn''t this a bone in the egg?


    There''s a black curtain!


    Sun Nan''s first reaction was that the big capital behind Li Tiezhu must be playing tricks. After all, Nanshan Pizza Hut likes to sue most.


    Wulin was not very clear, and said, "let''s wait and see again. Don''t be a bird."


    Sun Nan nodded: "it seems that we think too simply. We thought Li Tiezhu was counselled when he didn''t show up. Unexpectedly, the capital behind him began to play Yin. It''s shameless."


    But, brother! Aren''t you having a good time?


    In fact, Sun Nan doesn''t have a deep background. He makes friends with singers such as yehenara. Therefore, he doesn''t know about the deeper confrontation. Up to now, he thought it was just a simple "falling column storm" in the entertainment industry. He thought that Li Tiezhu offended people and infringed on other people''s interests.


    It''s not that simple.


    Wulin is an agent of sand carving to the extreme, saying: "I''m not afraid. The Luo family in the South and the international capital behind them are not vegetarian, and they will fight back..."


    Didi.


    As if hearing his words, another hot news pops up on the mobile phone:


    Luofeiyan was controlled by the police on suspicion of money laundering, and the relevant case is under investigation.


    The fact behind it is that the relevant departments investigated that she provided funds for Xiangjiang troublemakers and connected external forces to train domestic female boxing and instill vicious ideas.


    Wulin is also stunned. Can such a big plate of Luo family be overwhelmed by Nanshan Pizza Hut?


    This is unscientific!


    Sun Nan said: "they are also in eastern Guangdong. It is estimated that they have lost their first hand. Don''t worry. They are so powerful. How can they easily lose? Besides, there are so many big V''s on the Internet..."


    Didi


    The cell phone keeps ringing.


    The famous big V elbow was arrested on suspicion of colluding with foreign forces, slandering patriots and spreading vicious ideas


    Then came the news that other big V was engaged in. Some were ordered to apologize, some were criticized by the state media, and some were controlled for violating the law.


    This action is big, affecting dozens of people, all with heads and faces.


    In the comment area, there was a lot of cheering, and the netizens who had been suppressed for several days finally breathed a sigh. These big V''s faces, with a little IQ, felt disgusted. It happened that they could occupy the level of public opinion and shoot at whoever they wanted.


    Now, it''s all washed by the sudden shell rain.


    And the more powerful ones are still behind.


    Jiulang.com and Weibo were ordered to rectify because they connived at users to publish false news, maliciously attacked others and stirred up network opposition. President Jia was invited by relevant departments to have tea and chat.


    The funds of the "messenger of peace" foundation, an international non-profit organization in eastern Guangdong, were forcibly frozen, and the three crooked leaders were controlled or prosecuted on suspicion of espionage.


    When Sun Nan saw the news, he exclaimed, "is there anyone on Li Tiezhu?!"


    Wulin nodded and turned white: "it must be! It''s terrible."


    It''s not that there are people on the top, but that the people on the top can''t stand it. There are too many things in the entertainment industry that will bring disaster to the country and the people. It''s good to be linked with overseas capital. Do you want the next generation?


    It is not easy to produce such a simple and upright idol as Li Tiezhu. If it is destroyed, the next generation will be ashamed of Li Tiezhu.


    That''s what others want to see.


    They continue to cultivate the male market in the Oriental entertainment circle, and all kinds of female gun idols fill the East Asian entertainment circle. Is it an accident?


    The of news release is always the tip of the iceberg.


    There are still many unknown actions, which are being carried out quietly, with unprecedented strength and speed.


    The above attitude is already obvious:


    Use the ferocious iron fist to tell you the hardest truth, and argue against it!


    We convince people with virtue!


    Do you think this fist is moral enough?


    Then, the state-owned media released an editorial - "what kind of people can be called idols".


    The article is not long, but after counting the deeds of artists such as Liu Huade, Cheng Dalong, Gu Dale, Zhou Jiebang and Han Hong, we come to the conclusion that Li Tiezhu is sincere, diligent, patriotic and kind, and he has all these qualities. Then why did he suddenly become the object of "everyone shouting and beating"?


    If a talented, diligent and humble Li Tiezhu is not worthy of being called an idol, who deserves it? Those little fresh meat with incomplete five tone flow?


    If Li Tiezhu, a hero who praises the motherland, does not deserve to be called an idol, who deserves it? Those banana people who forget their ancestors?


    If Li Tiezhu, who donates most of his income to charity, does not deserve to be called an idol, who deserves it? Those crazy stars who collect money and evade taxes?


    The article directly points out that the reason for this farce is that some people don''t want such an idol in China again. They want Chinese men to be feminine. A cowardly, hypocritical and inferior China is the best China in their eyes, such as the tame Japanese country and the groveling Nanbang. I hope that the majority of net names will shine their eyes and not be taken by people with ulterior motives.


    Finally, I advise those who want to control the Chinese performing arts industry to export vicious values. You are not qualified to export your despicable and vulgar values to a country with 5000 years of civilization.


    It is hard to say that this news is very angry, and the major media have reproduced them, and the tiktok is directly fried.


    How come even the official media are in the battle?


    And it''s a rare tough tone - you''re not qualified!


    Sun Nan couldn''t figure out how to rise to the level of national values?


    overcorrect! overcorrect!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. He also saw the news and felt the sudden reversal on the Internet. He just felt that... Mother penguin and father Ali were too cruel to


    He naively thought that these were his two major investors to help him. After all, he didn''t understand the harm of foreign capital entering the Chinese entertainment circle.


    In the morning, Li Tiezhu, who was in class at school, kept receiving congratulations from other students. Their eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred. Of course, Li Tiezhu couldn''t feel it.


    At the beginning, in fact, there were still a few students who wanted Li Tiezhu to stumble. After all, he was too dazzling and uncomfortable.


    However, with the above round of fierce gun rain washing the ground, the bright or dark stake was directly pulled out, followed by another extremely strong editorial, and the whole event was suddenly reversed.


    More importantly, this time is different from last year, when the official media plated Li Tiezhu with gold. After all, it is only gold-plated.


    This time, it was the official who directly supported Li Tiezhu. After this incident, Li Tiezhu trained his golden body by chance. Generally, it is impossible to bring him down again.


    Originally, Li Tiezhu was suddenly upgraded to an intermediate player. He had to try to find a way to establish a solid foundation. Now he doesn''t have to.


    Steady as a dead dog!


    No, even the radio and Television Association, which pretended to be dead for a few days, issued a statement:


    We have noticed that recently, people with ulterior motives are madly discrediting Li Tiezhu. This behavior is doomed to fail. In addition, Li Tiezhu''s TV series "soldier assault" has been approved. We will provide all possible help for this work to carry forward the hot-blooded military soul of the new era. I wish Li Tiezhu to bring you an excellent film and television work!


    Wu Lei said, "Han PI, you really can afford it. If I were, tut tut... I would have cried."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s OK. You see, there are still many good people in the world. The eyes of the masses are bright. Everyone helps me speak."


    Wu Lei suspects that Li Tiezhu is an advanced Versailles. This is the official to help you! What''s your face? Forget it, I can''t afford it. He said: "I heard that my old aunt is bad, and probably will never come to the mainland again. Ha! It''s fucking cool... I still miss it."


    Li Tiezhu: "if she''s not right, don''t contact her."


    Wu Lei: "Dao Zheng, you are very positive, hey hey..."


    Wang Xiaokai directly spat at Wu Lei: "don''t spoil Han PI by playing with your dog. In fact, his party doesn''t understand anything, but it''s also very good. Innocence makes people stupid!"


    Li Tiezhu: "an? What do you mean?"


    Wang Xiaokai smiled at the fool: "that is to say, a fool has a fool''s blessing, so keep it!"


    Then, Xu Jiazhen crowded over again and said, "iron pillar, people are worried about you these two days. They can''t sleep at night... Small heart is plopping. Fortunately, you are lucky..."


    "So, you didn''t sleep well. Didn''t you buy breakfast in the past two days?"


    Xu Jiazhen: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu is good at fooling, but songzhu''er is not easy to cheat. She dare not pester Li Tiezhu and angrily returns to songzhu''er to beg for mercy: "I''m just scared..."


    Songzhuer ignored him and made a sigh in the zoo group: "iron pillar is so naive. He thought that the turnover was because the people''s eyes were bright."

 Chapter 388

    With the resolution of the Li Tiezhu incident, the magic zoo group is also very lively today. Although everyone is from different places, the passion of chatting is still very warm.


    After all, this is the first time they have faced a major crisis together and achieved great success.


    Although they didn''t do it themselves, their collective wisdom was not wrong. Indeed, it was the best way to keep Li Tiezhu from appearing.


    Therefore, after songzhuer sent the news, everyone responded enthusiastically.


    Cat: "he''s so cute. Did you find out? I saw it at first sight. Hum! It''s better to start first."


    Xiong Er: "then I''m earlier than you! Every time I force him to buy my aunt''s towel, his little face turns red... Tut tut......"


    Rabbit hit: "disgusting."


    Xiong Er: "kill you!"


    Erha: "don''t fight, everyone is a loving little animal."


    Xiong Er: "don''t talk about me. You three are just happy."


    Rabbit smash: "no melon with me! He and I are just friends. Just be happy with your cat and dog."


    Cat: "but he has touched your chest."


    Rabbit smash has withdrawn from the group.


    Erha: "what are you talking about? I told you secretly. Why did you say it? She asked me for a chat. I''ll meet her!"


    Xiong 2: "what''s the situation? Curiosity + 99"


    Maozi: "you''re not an official animal. How can I tell you? Zheng Yanzi, aren''t you training? Is the Australian Open about to start?"


    Xiong Er: "it''s early. The race won''t start until next January. I''m preparing for the race in Australia. What about Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu?"


    Cat son: "I heard what Zhu Er said. Once iron pillar fell asleep on the sofa. Zhu Er went to take a bath. Then he took Zhao Liya as Zhu Er and started directly..."


    Xiong Er: "obviously, we should still pay attention to physical exercise, otherwise we can''t struggle!"


    Cat: "it''s as if you can break away. Why don''t you find a chance to try?"


    Xiong Er: "no, no... you play."


    Erha: "the latest news, rabbit smash is really angry and threatens to retaliate against Li Tiezhu. What to do? Wait online. It''s very urgent."


    Xiong Er: "hide, I''ll train."


    Cat: "the rabbit is very evil. You must be careful. Pull her in and I''ll apologize to her."


    Erha: "she''s out of the group."


    Cat: "wait, I''ll talk to her alone."


    After a while, the cat invited the rabbit to join the group chat.


    Didi.


    "Hot pot is about to eat standing" join the group chat.


    Rabbit smash: "welcome new animals to the magic zoo!"


    Cat: "welcome new animals to the magic zoo!"


    Xiong Er: "welcome new animals to the magic zoo! Please change the note to rabbit smash."


    Cat: "didn''t you go to training?"


    Xiong Er: "let''s see... Training is not fun to visit the zoo."


    I don''t know the true face of Lushan Mountain. I only live in this mountain!


    Rabbit smash: "all said, it''s just a misunderstanding! If you mention it again, I''ll quit forever."


    Xiong Er: "don''t mention it."


    Cat: "no one is allowed to mention that she was touched."


    Erha: "I don''t mention that she was touched by Li Tiezhu."


    Rabbit smash: "


    But for her strong desire for revenge, she was ready to break up with the three.


    It was too shameful. However, as a black bellied rabbit, she was unwilling to quit so flat and without dignity, so she returned to the "organization" again under the "Persuasion" of erha and maozi.


    Get ready to do something!


    The rabbit smashed and said, "don''t you think Li Tiezhu is naive and stupid? That''s good. I tell you, you must protect him! Let him not be hurt by the evil forces outside, so that he can remain naive forever."


    Cat: "yes! I like his silly appearance. It''s fun."


    Zhao Liya, who was in class at school, had a nausea and sent a message saying, "that''s right! @ cat @ erha, you are too limited. He raised you as a small animal. Do you think it''s fun? There''s something more fun! It''s called reverse feeding."


    Erha: "what is reverse feeding?"


    Cat: "it sounds exciting!"


    Xiong Er: "wow ~"


    In fact, once a group of beautiful girls form a group alone, they can''t bear to look straight at the chat scale. This is an iron rule, but 99.9% of male compatriots don''t know. They think that girls are pure and shy, which is a big mistake.


    The rabbit smashed and said, "you should have subjective consciousness and raise Li Tiezhu into a clever, clean and naive boy paper. Don''t let him be a little polluted. Understand? In this way, you can live up to your animal attributes. Do you think raising is unilateral? No, it''s two-way!"


    Erha: "come... The head of the zoo asked you to be!"


    Rabbit smash: "don''t be sarcastic. Aren''t you perverts? I''m wrong to help you out? The better you protect him, the more innocent and clever he is, the more interesting it will be! Come on, everyone!"


    Cat: "how interesting! Just do it!"


    Erha: "yes, yes."


    Xiong Er: "Oh, yo..."


    The rabbit''s belly smashing black attribute broke out in an all-round way, and began to instill the key and main purpose of the feeding master into the other three small animals. Everyone listened with interest.


    However, on the other side, erha and maozi are talking alone.


    Tietouwa: "the rabbit wants to mess with us and revenge us. We pretend to cater. Reverse feeding? Hum! We give her a reverse feeding! Let her indulge in the plan of directing us to raise pillars, and then unknowingly, we directly raise them into clever little animals of iron pillars!"


    Captive cat: "beautiful! That''s it. Why didn''t I think of it? We must take her down! Now that we know our secret, we can''t run away..."


    Tietouwa: "yes, yes, at this stage, let Zheng Yanzi watch the play. For her, we have a reverse feeding plan. Let her watch our plan to deal with Zhao Liya, and then find a chance to pull her into the water."


    Captive cat: "iron pillar is so happy!"


    Iron head baby: "I didn''t say anything in the main room. Why did you complain?"


    "No, what do you want?"


    "Status! If there are few small animals that can support the appearance, how can my iron pillar upgrade advanced players?"


    "Yes, I just feel sour."


    "Your level is too low! Keep up with me!"


    "If you don''t mind, I have nothing to say. Anyway, Zhao Liya and Zheng Yanzi are good."


    "Not only is it good! Which one is worse than you and me?"


    "But iron pillar is naive. Will this plan work?"


    "Oh! The mountain people have their own tricks. Wait..."


    After all, only the four of them knew what happened in the group. Therefore, after determining the anti reverse feeding and anti reverse feeding plan, songzhuer put down his mobile phone and looked at Xu Jiazhen not far away.


    Xu Jiazhen has a guilty heart. The fourth female character who just won the way from songzhuer won''t fail, will she?


    Songzhu''er suddenly smiled: "Xu Jiazhen, the play will start shooting in two weeks. Have you read the script?"


    Xu Jiazhen hurriedly said, "look..."


    Songzhu''er nodded with relief, thinking that he was just a dog leg. What loyalty do you want? Just run errands.


    I was thinking that since this guy likes to pester my iron pillar so much, he will leave you a place in the zoo. Now... Forget it!


    You don''t deserve it!


    Xu Jiazhen is smiling. This Songzhu is so stupid. I almost rebelled. She gave me a role. It''s so stupid! Since she is so stupid and Li Tiezhu is not smart, my corner digging tactics can certainly succeed.


    She doesn''t know. She missed Li Tiezhu''s hundreds of millions!


    Miss forever!


    Since then, she has no chance to settle in the zoo.


    That afternoon, Li Tiezhu''s studio announced the success of its establishment. Zhang Xiaomeng and other studio executives accounted for 10%, Ali''s father and Huayou film accounted for 20%, Li Tiezhu himself accounted for 30% and Penguin accounted for 40%.


    In fact, both Mr. Ma have foresight. The reason why they give so much profits to Li Tiezhu is that they foresee the storm and the above reaction.


    Therefore, on the surface, they don''t occupy much shares, but in fact, they have successfully put their position right, which is more important than anything.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand these things. He Tiezhu just feels ashamed. How can I occupy so many shares?


    The first thing after the establishment of the studio is... To file a lawsuit.


    As the spokesman of Li Tiezhu''s studio, Zhang Xiaomeng immediately pursued a series of artists and big V who had emerged in the storm of the previous two days, such as yehenala, luofeiyan and fangelbow. More than 100 people, including those small artists who maliciously slandered Li Tiezhu, were sent a judicial summons by the studio.


    In short, all those who have slandered Li Tiezhu should be investigated by law with economic compensation.


    Among them, the reputation compensation for yehenara and luofeiyan reached an amazing 10 million.


    Although the legal process has not yet started, it can be seen that Li Tiezhu''s studio has a firm attitude and ruthless means.


    These days, Li Tiezhu is actually quite free. He just talks with the shooter about the division and shooting techniques of soldier assault. He doesn''t know that he has crossed the mountains and seas.


    With the official intervention, the smear farce against Li Tiezhu soon ended, and the majority of netizens were finally elated. Only some sailors who are not afraid of death are still singing the opposite tune. It is conceivable that they will die miserably.


    In the twinkling of an eye, on December 2, the eighth issue of "I am a singer".


    Li Tiezhu did not come to rehearsal on Thursday, but delayed to Friday, because he needed to deal with many studio affairs and coordinate the preparatory task of soldier assault.


    Songzhu''er and lengba all help Li Tiezhu in the whole process. Whenever there is something more complicated, Li Tiezhu puts forward opinions. They try to find a relationship to complete it.


    The simple and lovely Li Tiezhu must not be involved in complicated and dirty specific affairs, which is a stain on him.


    After all, this is the so-called reverse feeding!


    Hey, hey, hey


    Li Tiezhu, who has only rehearsed for one day, is still full of confidence and plays seventh, but the songs brought by this game are sure to win.


    It''s so naive.


    Zhao Liya and songzhu''er are also confident. Zhao Liya thinks she fooled the whole zoo, but songzhu''er dominated the whole "anti reverse feeding" plan, aiming at Zhao Liya''s cunning rabbit smash!


    Therefore, when they came to the "I am a singer" competition, both women were holding their chests.


    On the contrary, Sun Nan is a little absent-minded, and his agent is even more absent-minded.

 Chapter 389

    This competition is very key for Li Tiezhu. In terms of the program, he was seventh last week. If the ranking is not good this week, it means elimination. From the recent storm, if he fails to counter attack successfully, it will discount this victory. Some people always think that he has taken advantage and does not deserve such a position.


    Yes, status!


    After this battle, Li Tiezhu''s status has soared, and he has the bearing of a future superstar. The only difference is time... And the precipitation of his works.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu is completely unaware of this, even though lengba and zhu''er have explained it to him many times.


    In Li Tiezhu''s opinion, he is an artist - a person who sells for a living.


    What kind of shit status?


    Isn''t it a career?


    Following brick moving means that they belong to different industries and have different incomes. After all, they are more tired than brick moving.


    During the rehearsal on Friday, Li Tiezhu always took out a new song. The key word he drew in the last issue was "flower". Therefore, everyone thinks that Li Tiezhu is simple and simple. I''m afraid it''s difficult to write songs about flowers.


    However, when Li Tiezhu took out this ballad, Liang Xiaobo gave a thumbs up directly.


    The arrangement and rehearsal went well.


    At 6:30 p.m., Li Tiezhu had a box of dinner and came to the singer lounge with music partner Liang Tian.


    Perhaps the public opinion and achievements in the last issue were too depressed. Liang Tian''s expression was full of a sense of revenge. As Li Tiezhu''s music partner, although it was only a temporary relationship in the program, she still incomparably supported Li Tiezhu. The reason is very simple. After the fifth issue, she has been convinced by Li Tiezhu''s "talent".


    Therefore, when Li Tiezhu was crazily discredited and slandered last week, she was very angry and made a voice, but she was captured by the navy in an instant.


    Until a few days ago, the official shot out those who made waves. Liang Tian called it fun, and he had a higher liking for Li Tiezhu.


    Liang Tian said excitedly, "tie Zhu, this song is so beautiful today! I''m drunk! I think there are still people chattering. No, hum!"


    Li Tiezhu said faintly, "it''s normal for some people to like music and others not."


    Liang Tian said, "those who hacked you last time, tut tut! It''s really cathartic. It''s great, iron pillar. You''re really powerful."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it has nothing to do with me. I didn''t do anything or explain anything. The broad masses of the people saw through their tricks. Thank them for supporting me!"


    Liang Tian nodded deeply. Our iron pillar is extraordinary. It''s cool that the power behind us kills our opponents in seconds!


    If only I were a man in my family?


    No, I can''t think about it anymore. This chest muscle, this talent... Damn pine bamboo!


    Li Tiezhu came to the lounge and greeted Huang Liangling and other singers and partners. He chatted happily.


    Then Li Zijian came: "iron pillar, today is a new song?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes."


    Li Zijian skimmed his lips and said, "I dislike you. We have no sense of participation."


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle, you also write new songs."


    Li Zijian: "... I don''t want to talk to you."


    Then Sun Nan and his agent Wulin arrived, and the host of his partner where''s dad - the village head.


    The village head also knew that Li Tiezhu and Sun Nan were unhappy. Now that Li Tiezhu was supported by the government, he stood up and made a round: "Tiezhu! Have you been distressed these days? Brother Nan has been defending against injustice for you. These unscrupulous media are too much, but now it''s all over."


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "thank you, village head. Thank you, uncle. You don''t look very well."


    Sun Nanqiang said with a smile: "no, it should be. The music should be pure and should not involve off-site factors. Li Tiezhu''s" red sun "in the last issue was a very good song and I just got the seventh. I think it''s very unfair."


    Li Tiezhu smiled modestly.


    Zhao Liya said, "brother Nan also said that? I thought you would think Li Tiezhu had raised the team."


    Rabbits are always sharp.


    Sun Nan was even more embarrassed: "no, no..."


    After a simple meeting, the singers returned to their lounge to prepare.


    At this time, there is still one hour before the start of the game, and Li Tiezhu doesn''t have to go to the stage to host it immediately. So he found the program director Hong Bo.


    "What? You have to do something again? Why do you do this every time I show?"


    Hong Bo scratched his head.


    Li Tiezhu said, "isn''t this to clarify? Although the eyes of the masses are bright, things are lagging behind. I still want to prove to the masses that their eyes are really bright?"


    Liang Tian was shocked when she heard Li Tiezhu''s request. Can she still play like this?


    What if you screw up?


    A little accident will smash the sign!


    Hong Bo thinks so too. It doesn''t matter if you smash your own sign. Don''t smash my sign. I signed a gambling agreement!


    In fact, this plan belongs to Li Tiezhu''s private decision, which has nothing to do with the program group, and the program group can''t control it. Li Tiezhu has done his utmost to choose to communicate with the program group.


    After all, who doesn''t get angry after being so vilified by those guys?


    Finally, Hong Bo nodded.


    The reason why it is so difficult is that Li Tiezhu wants to live prove that he can write songs. How can this prove?


    ¡­¡­


    In a well-known theater in Kyoto, Yunde society is holding a special crosstalk show. The atmosphere is hot and full.


    Backstage, Qin Tao followed Master Yu Qian and looked at teacher Guo sitting in front. He bowed his head and felt that his proposal was a little overbearing. It was an inappropriate move in a business that pays attention to seniority and rules.


    But for his brother, he did not turn back.


    Besides, brother Yue and brother Da Lin supported this, otherwise he really didn''t have the courage.


    Mr. Guo opened the folding fan and closed it again: "have you decided? You have to do this?"


    Qin Tao trembled: "I... he..."


    Yue Yupeng translated, "he said Li Tiezhu was his brother. It''s not appropriate not to help."


    Qin Tao: "ah, yes!"


    Teacher Guo looked at Qin Tao again: "but we are really acting. Is it appropriate to insert Li Tiezhu in the middle?"


    Qin Tao: "that... But..."


    Guo Dalin: "tiktok said the audience loved it. Last time they responded with a live sound,"


    Lao Guo glanced at his son and nodded: "Tao Zi, aren''t you afraid of going on stage? It''s better to let you partner with Da Lin later, but it''s far from good. Aren''t you afraid to go on stage alone now?"


    Since Li Tiezhu''s concert came back, Qin Tao has a lot of confidence. Lao Guo asked him to be a cheerleader for the young group leader Guo Dalin. His performance in recent months is only regular and not too brilliant.


    Therefore, Lao Guo''s question is only out of professionalism.


    Qin Tao stammered, "actually, i... he..."


    Yue Yupeng: "he can."


    Guo Dalin: "he and Li Tiezhu partner are more familiar than me. There must be no problem."


    Teacher Guo said, "you two shut up and let him talk. Didn''t you have a long mouth? You couldn''t speak quickly. You still went on stage to live with Li Tiezhu? Did you smash the sign of Yunde society?"


    Lao Guo''s worry is reasonable. Although Li Tiezhu has always been as stable as an old dog, he can''t stand his own house. This goods are not competitive.


    Yu Qian also looked at his silly apprentice with expectation in his eyes.


    Qin Tao snorted for a long time and said, "I can. I will never have stage fright! Let alone make the scene cold! If... I don''t help my brother when something happens, I might as well go home and raise pigs."


    Lao Guo stared at Qin Tao until he saw the goods red in the face. Then he said, "I agree. Go. Show them the Jianghu loyalty of Yunde society!"


    Qin Tao was overjoyed. In fact, he prepared with both hands. At first, he only prepared to secretly connect with Li Tiezhu for live broadcasting. Later, he was encouraged by Yue Yupeng and Guo Dalin to make a special connection for crosstalk.


    Li Tiezhu said, this time, the live broadcast of the sound is just like that last year, it is just a dessert of "I am a singer". Tiktok is now a good dessert for the cross talk.


    Several of Mr. Guo''s new disciples have just finished warming up on the stage. It was supposed to let Guo Dalin and Qin Tao come last time, but only Qin Tao came on alone.


    At the same time, a large screen TV was also moved up.


    Qin Tao performed several times and didn''t satisfy the audience. Therefore, when he appeared on the stage, there was already some coaxing below.


    Qin Tao is very strong this time: "don''t tease, I''ll let you increase the price!"


    "Refund!"


    "Yunde club never refunds! The refund point is ahanfu, go and refund!"


    "Woo ~"


    "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa


    "Hahaha..."


    "Did I make you laugh? Laugh! You have to pay more!"


    "Ha ha ha... Hoo ~"


    The audience finally laughed.


    This time, Qin Tao played his extraordinary role. Even donkey Qian dared to stand up to him. It was not dare to give him ten courage.


    For brothers!


    Backstage, Mr. Guo laughed and applauded.


    Teacher Yu Qian was always relieved and didn''t feel disobedient. Instead, he smiled and said, "work! Work! This child has a good talent..."


    Teacher Guo: "he has a good talent. He lacks a Li Tiezhu! Why did Taozi encourage Li Tiezhu to make a good voice? If you come to cheer off comedians, Li Tiezhu is ours. At present, Li Tiezhu''s partner Qin Tao is invincible. I''ll tell you, Yue Yupeng has to stand aside."


    Yue Yupeng nodded again and again: "ha ha! It''s a pity that Tiezhu didn''t come to Yunde club, ha ha..."


    Guo Dalin: "brother, your laughter is a little rampant..."


    On the stage, Qin Tao pointed to the TV screen and said, "do you know what this is?"


    Audience: "I don''t know."


    Qin Tao: "this is called -- TV!"


    "Whoa!!!"


    "He can draw, eh? Isn''t it amazing? Haven''t you seen it? Are you looking forward to it?"


    "Whoa..."


    "Come on, I''ll open it for you. I haven''t seen it on TV. It''s really..."


    Qin Tao is surprised that something will happen. He doesn''t know what''s going on. Anyway, it''s much more silky than when he partnered with Guo Dalin.


    He picked up mobile phone tiktok and Li Tiezhu, and then put on live television and then pressed on the TV.


    When the audience of the theater saw that the TV was on and Li Tiezhu appeared on it, the audience immediately cheered. Although it was not crosstalk, it was fun!


    They don''t know what Yunde society is doing. They just think it''s novel and interesting.


    Is it remote crosstalk?


    On TV, Li Tiezhu said, "Tao, what''s the situation over there?"


    Qin Tao: "don''t talk, call dad. Everyone on the scene is my food and clothing parents!"


    Li Tiezhu saw that it was a special crosstalk show. Although he was a little confused, he still said, "Hello, big brother and sister-in-law! How''s your fat son doing today?"


    Audience: "good!!!"

 Chapter 390

    As a regular host who sneaks in by relationship, Liang Tian has never seen this situation? Although she didn''t live into the camera, she couldn''t help worrying about Li Tiezhu and whispered:


    "Yunde society? Really no problem?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s all right."


    Liang Tian wants to ask again, but she is afraid of falling into the momentum of Li Tiezhu in the live studio. She knows what Li Tiezhu wants to do! She didn''t even think about it. She can still play like this.


    But... This can really prove his original ability, but it''s crazy, isn''t it?


    Can you succeed?


    If you can succeed, isn''t it supernatural?


    In the live screen, Qin Tao spoke again and said to the crosstalk special: "Hello, everyone, this end on the TV screen is my best friend Li Tiezhu. As everyone knows, I fed him into the singing world with a handful of shit and urine."


    "Whoa..."


    Li Tiezhu: "seriously."


    Qin Tao smiled: "do you remember the Royal engine we brought to you live last year It''s the same this year, because some people questioned my brother''s creative ability. Although the storm has subsided and those people have been punished, we still have to prove our strength so that people with ulterior motives don''t pick things every once in a while. Therefore, the theme of today''s live broadcast is improvisation and originality. "


    The people in the crosstalk show were stunned. How can this prove? What is improvisation? Sing two random songs? Can''t prove it!


    At this time, Li Tiezhu''s live broadcast room also broke through 80000 people. After all, it is rare to see Li Tiezhu broadcast live once, he opened the live broadcast, and the jitter directly gave tiktok traffic.


    Li Tiezhu Road: "As Tao Zi said, I opened this live broadcast to prove that my songs do not rely on a so-called team, but are my own works. I dare not say that they are purely original or that I am a genius, but there are all kinds of melodies in my head. What I have to do is to take them out of my head and give them to the world. At the same time, I use the money I earn from these songs Give back to the world. I''m not an original genius. I''m a plagiarist - "


    Li Tiezhu was not guilty at all: "I copied the things in my mind. I don''t think they should be buried."


    Tiktok support:


    "Well done!"


    "Well, I copy what''s in my mind. This is genius."


    "It''s really very obscure!"


    "How many people''s faces have iron pillar''s modesty hit?"


    "Real genius is modest here, but those shameless are slandering. It''s ridiculous!"


    "Another royal engine?"


    "Annual event!"


    "So is it important that Li Tiezhu is not allowed to participate in the Chinese Music Festival?"


    "That''s a joke..."


    On the other hand, the audience also shouted at the special crosstalk show. The live broadcast was fed back from the scene. Li Tiezhu''s seemingly modest but arrogant words made the audience love to see and hear. This is the essence of crosstalk!


    Won the true biography of teacher Guo.


    They still came to listen to crosstalk, but they listened to the long-distance crosstalk performance of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao.


    Is the live broadcast of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao crosstalk?


    Yes.


    Qin Tao: "iron pillar, do you copy the song in your mind?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    Qin Tao: "the question is... Do you have a brain?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this..."


    The audience applauded and cheered. Well done. This is the legendary offensive cheering!


    Li Tiezhu snorted and said, "right? Everyone knows I don''t have a brain. That''s because my head is full of songs and doesn''t leave much space for my brain."


    Barrage:


    "Good! Beautiful."


    "Li Tiezhu finished conquering Qin Tao."


    "Postpartum brother performed well, much more aggressive than last year''s live broadcast."


    "That''s the disciple of donkey teacher."


    The scene was even more lively, and Li Tiezhu''s self mockery was very enjoyable.


    Qin Tao: "how can you prove that you didn''t copy the song?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "didn''t I tell you? Let the audience make questions on the spot. I''ll sing what they say, but time is limited. I only sing two sentences. The time is only 40 minutes. It''s estimated that I can sing more than 20 songs."


    This is very popular. No matter what problem is given, two melodies are given. This problem is random, and Li Tiezhu gives the melody in an instant, which basically eliminates the possibility of cheating.


    Li Tiezhu is very simple. Did he fuck me last year and this year?


    Am I too low-key?


    It must be so, so he decided to have a high-profile, so he wrote songs live this time.


    After all, I have a system.


    But is that possible?


    If you know music, you will feel that Li Tiezhu is looking for death. No one can do this.


    Not even Mr. Zhou.


    So, Jay Chou spoke in the chattering room: "I am playing games, and the iron column has blown me out! I am looking forward to the performance of tiktok, refueling, I look at you!"


    For a while, what tiktok comments exploded, said everything, but it was more powerful.


    The atmosphere of the special crosstalk scene suddenly became hot.


    Qin Tao: "well... I''ll come first. Don''t you always say I raise pigs? Let''s sing a song about pigs."


    Li Tiezhu: "pig, you have two holes in your nose. When you catch a cold, you still have a runny nose. You have dark eyes. You can''t see the edge ~"


    The crosstalk special session applauded directly, which is much better than Xiao Yueyue. It is worthy of being a professional singer and original.


    Tiktok live more crazy.


    "Isn''t that cute?"


    "I can feel li Tiezhu''s doting on Qin shou..."


    "Qin Tao! Tao!"


    "Xiaoshou is blessed alone."


    "As soon as you open your mouth, it''s original. Ask who else!"


    "Director Zhou is watching the live broadcast! What do you think?"


    Zhou Dong: "ouch ~ good."


    Qin Tao: "although I feel offended, I have to say that I didn''t collude with him in advance. Of course, you don''t believe what I said. Who made my master a donkey... Yu Qian."


    The audience in both the live and the live broadcasting room are laughing loudly. Qin Tao is trying to save his brother''s life!


    Donkey Qian is also what you can call?


    Li Tiezhu said: "this is just a demonstration. Whether it''s the audience of the crosstalk special show or the audience friends in the live studio, you can put forward the corresponding topics. I''ll sing when I see them."


    Qin Tao: "I would like to call you the king!"


    Li Tiezhu: "go away! I just want to prove that I didn''t copy the songs of the world. All my songs were copied, but what I copied was your songs in my head, that''s all."


    And said it wasn''t forcing the king???


    Qin Tao: "is there a question on the spot? Oh, the live broadcasting room is fast. The Great Wall, let''s have a word!"


    Li Tiezhu: "the Great Wall will never fall, the Yellow River will be surging for thousands of miles, the rivers and mountains are beautiful, and the mountains are colorful. Ask me which country is like getting sick!"


    Qin Tao was shocked. Even he was shocked by Li Tiezhu''s quick response, which was like cheating.


    No, that webcast room is really a water army, isn''t it?


    The audience was even more surprised. How could it be so fast? Besides, these sentences are so good? The lyrics are even more vigorous. How much talent does it take?


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s said that I copied it. There are many good songs in my head. Go on, come to the audience of crosstalk. Find an ugly one!"


    Qin Tao looked around at the audience and said, "please Miss Guo!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t have to be so ugly. It''s generally ugly."


    Qin Tao: "Oh! You didn''t say it earlier."


    The audience laughed. The two goods are a natural couple. Although Qin Tao and Guo Dalin are rusty and stage fright when they cooperate, once they connect with Li Tiezhu, they instantly turn into wild dogs. Everyone dares to bite. Are they still alive?


    An audience at the scene shouted, "since you say ugly, it''s ugly! Ugly! Let''s talk about this!"


    The audience immediately laughed. Is NIMA too tricky? How do you write that? But at least prove that the goods are not consigned.


    Many people sweat for Li Tiezhu.


    Qin Tao also deliberately interrupted: "why curse? Don''t I behave badly? You have the ability to scold my master! Why scold me? What''s wrong with being ugly? I ate your rice?"


    Tiktok live room is also very lively:


    "Coming, coming!"


    "That''s a wonderful question!"


    "Serious brother won''t plant here?"


    "Postpartum brother is really loyal. He''s still there."


    "This question is too difficult."


    "It''s really not people who listen to crosstalk."


    In fact, the so-called "I am a singer" dessert live broadcast also affected the hearts of the singer director group and the singers involved. After all, Li Tiezhu''s behavior is too arrogant.


    Everyone knows music. Naturally, we know how difficult it is to write songs on site and quickly.


    This is not true. In addition to Hong Bo watching the live broadcast again, singers such as Han Hong, Zhao Liya, Li Zijian and Sun Nan are watching, and even Nanbang singer Zheng Yuanchun is watching. Xiao Liu gives him real-time translation.


    Zheng Yuanchun applied the mask: "the two songs in front are all good, but in the instant creation, it is very powerful, especially the second ones, but it is very difficult to find Smecta."


    Xiao Liu: "yes, how to write ugly."


    On the other hand, Li Zijian also stared at the mobile phone: "ha! He wrote a song" I''m ugly but I''m gentle "before. He''s good at writing ugly. After all, everyone has looked in the mirror!"


    Shen Meng: "poof... Brother Jian, are you praising people?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Qin Tao, don''t talk and delay your time. Listen... Ugly! In this ambiguous era, my existence is like an accident..."


    I can''t help it. I''ve got the system for more than a year. I''ve tried all the high-value songs in it. Although it''s only ten seconds, it''s enough to deal with this kind of scene.


    Li Tiezhu thought simply that with such an operation, everyone would really stop hyping his copying of songs.


    But the truth is, he thought too simply.


    As everyone knows, this wave of operation almost overturned the whole singing world.


    Of course, this is later.


    At this moment, after listening to "ugly" sung by Li Tiezhu, the audience in both the live and the live broadcasting room were stunned, and even the singers who were prepared for the scene were a little distracted.


    This song is Li Tiezhu''s complaint, isn''t it? Being targeted, belittled and excluded, he himself is the "ugly" in the singing world.


    After the storm of the past few days, no one can help but think differently.


    Barrage:


    "Serious brother, be strong!"


    "We will always support you!"


    "You are the ugliest!"


    "Love you, ugly..."


    In the special crosstalk session, everyone knows the storm: "come on! Come on!"


    Qin Tao came to make the atmosphere again: "this song is about himself. It has nothing to do with me! It has nothing to do with Mr. Guo. Mr. Guo is not an accident. He is the scene of a car accident... Let''s look at the question of a live audience. HMM... this question, ha? Make an iron pillar of my family, right? Monkey Sun? Do you think you are very humorous..."


    While the audience was still laughing, Li Tiezhu began to sing.


    (good news, good news! There will be an update at 10:00 tomorrow morning!)

 Chapter 391

    "Call the Buddha, turn back and kneel as a teacher. Life and death have nothing to do..."


    The unique singing makes people''s scalp numb.


    When most people first heard this song, their first thought was Wukong''s helplessness and pride, but the contradiction stirred their hearts and souls.


    This sentence is shared by no one except fighting against Buddha.


    Although they came to listen to crosstalk, the audience in the theater were very happy to listen to songs. After all, it''s hard for people who like crosstalk not to like Li Tiezhu. The reason is very simple. It is widely said in the Jianghu that Li Tiezhu is the strongest non staff crosstalk group. There are countless crosstalk variety shows, crosstalk concerts and daily crosstalk.


    Many people just point to Li Tiezhu''s fun to live.


    There are even rumors that Mr. Guo is very, very special and wants to take Li Tiezhu as an apprentice. However, he is fat and short handed, but he can''t beat the martial god of the furniture city into a dragon.


    Li Zijian, who was doing his hair, said, "these two sentences can see the foundation of his skills. He is not only good at writing songs, but also good at writing words. His singing skills are also online! Such a genius is not red, and it is unreasonable!"


    Shen Meng: "brother Jian, I also think it sounds good, but only two sentences. Is it too arbitrary?"


    Li Zijian said, "don''t be arbitrary! If some people think that Li Tiezhu''s musical quality is wrong after listening to these two sentences, it''s arbitrary. Let me tell you, it''s like a real martial arts master. Usually, you don''t need to hurt each other. You just need to pose a few moves to each other to distinguish the victory and defeat."


    Shen Meng: "I don''t know martial arts."


    Li Zijian rolled a huge white eye: "it seems that I will..."


    Summer insects can''t speak ice!


    At this time, the live studio was also very lively. Some people crazy praised Li Tiezhu, while others began to make trouble and give all kinds of tricky questions. After all, the annual Li Tiezhu & amp; Qin Tao broadcast the feast live. How can he not revel?


    Li Tiezhu was also happy and said, "I don''t feel friendly about these questions. Do you want me to live or die?"


    Qin Tao: "don''t you live to make dung? What''s the use?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I made you!"


    Qin Tao: "get out!"


    Li Tiezhu: "in this way, there are too many questions in the live studio. You can choose and let the crosstalk audience choose. It''s more fair."


    Qin Tao looked at his mobile phone: "then I chose! I chose three. The audience finally told me your answer in decibels. I pointed to the tricky choice, the first sports car, the second mountain, the third... Green onion."


    The audience of crosstalk at the scene shouted in unison, "green onion! Green onion..."


    Qin Tao kept covering his face: "are you afraid that my brother will not die fast enough? Can you bear to let my master sing green onions! I tell you, my master has a unique job, inserting green onions in his nose..."


    "Whoa!"


    Backstage, Yu Qian nodded: "tut tut!"


    Teacher Guo couldn''t help laughing: "elder martial brother, your apprentice is enlightened! Good seedlings, plus Li Tiezhu, you will never be afraid in this small field in the future. Very good!"


    Yu Qian laughed so much that the corners of his mouth were cracked to the back of his head. It was not in vain. I ran naked on the Bund and pretended to be reserved and said, "you flattered him, he was almost! Almost..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I believe you have green onions in your nose. Will donkey teacher be so stingy? People directly insert Guo gangde in their nostrils! One on each side!"


    Qin Tao: "Ho ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "insert horizontally!"


    Qin Tao: "eh ~"


    Not a few people laughed at the scene: "whoa..."


    Backstage, teacher Guo was stunned and quickly stroked his head: "don''t I have a runny nose on my head? Elder martial brother, your nostrils are so big!"


    Yu Qian was also very happy: "horn, you are delicate and tender. I''m afraid my nose hair will stab you."


    Miss Guo: "ah!"


    Guo Dalin: "no wonder my father has itchy skin recently."


    Yue Yupeng stared: "what word? Fart. Itchy eyes? You have to pay attention to personal hygiene. I''ll tell you, master, he... Ah ah..."


    Guo Dalin kicked the past, and the two became one. Teacher Guo secretly touched and mended two feet.


    Lao Guo didn''t mind that the younger generation joked with the elders. After all, there would be no vitality under high pressure, but the joke was a joke. You should be beaten or beaten.


    After kicking two feet, Lao Guo was comfortable and sat back in his chair: "comfortable."


    Yu Qian sat beside him and said, "don''t you itch? If you still itch, I''ll pick it for you..."


    Mr. Guo: "


    On the stage, Qin Tao''s bloody desire for survival broke out: "don''t plug in Mr. Guo. He''s an expert... Then you can sing quickly!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you sing? Sing dagangzi, right?"


    Qin Tao: "green onion! Green onion!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Listen... Allah, wipe, beep, pull, beep, pull, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, beep, beep, beep, Su Dian Bang ~"


    Qin Tao: "ah?"


    Audience: "??"


    Audience in the live broadcasting room: "


    Qin Tao: "what are you singing? I reported your dog!"


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "this is called the song of throwing onions. You don''t understand it. When you have the opportunity to write it all out to you, you... Don''t understand it."


    Anyway, the melody is really magical.


    At least, the audience and the audience of the live broadcast dare not make complaints about it. After all, this tone really has the potential of divine comedy. In particular, Li Tiezhu is an animal who is good at writing divine comedy.


    In your opinion, Li Tiezhu... Should be the reason why he didn''t write good words? The adjustment is OK. It''s OK for the time being.


    Next question.


    Now the live audience will ask questions. The audience in the live broadcasting room will choose, and the one with the largest number of replies will be selected.


    Qin Tao asked the audience, "ah? What? Wild dogs? The second... Wild flowers? The third... Playing with mud?"


    Finally, the audience in the live studio chose to play with mud, because this is the most sand sculpture.


    Li Tiezhu was also very helpless and said, "since you sincerely ask questions, I will mercifully answer you. Listen."


    Everyone pricked their ears.


    "How cold it is. I play mud in the northeast. Although the northeast is not big, I don''t have a home in the Northeast ~"


    Li Tiezhu flashed a cool smile and fought with me?


    Lao Tzu is a systematic person. I admit I hang up, but I don''t bully people on my own initiative.


    Li Tiezhu''s voice confused everyone. In such a big theater, there was a burst of silence and amazement, and the live audience on the Internet were also dumbfounded. Are you playing mud in the Northeast?


    Is this a serious song?


    damn! Why... Do I feel a little good?


    In the good voice rest room, Han Hong laughed back and forth, and the hairdresser was speechless. She said, "it''s so talented! This child is so talented! I''m playing with mud in the Northeast... Ha ha..."


    Li Zijian could not help laughing: "See? Shen Meng, this is the genius I told you. I don''t know how he can do it, but he can do it. I even doubt that his head is like a computer. He stores all the ideas in his head and takes them out when needed! It''s terrible! Of course, he should only know one or two words. If he wants to make a finished song, It still takes time. "


    Shen Meng: "but it''s also very powerful, isn''t it?"


    Li Zijian: "of course, it''s powerful. Usually I want to write down two or three melodies in my head, or I''ll forget it in two days."


    On the other hand, Sun Nan''s face was dignified. He finally knew that Li Tiezhu didn''t cheat by capital. This goods is really a genius.


    But what can we do now?


    He was troubled by anxiety, anxiety and impatience.


    Zhao Liya next door was surprised: "silly column is crazy! It''s clear that she has suppressed her opponent by the official action. At this time, provocation... Why?"


    Song Zhuer, a music partner, said, "because he is naive and pure! Didn''t you ask us to raise him in this regard?"


    Zhao Liya: "you are so evil."


    Songzhu''er smiled but said nothing. The more evil is still ahead. The reverse feeding plan has been started... Rabbit smash! Die! Measured by my pillar, do you want to run?


    Isn''t that a green hat for my master? It''s definitely not allowed!


    The "crosstalk" between Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao continues, and the topics emerge one after another. They are extremely tricky, but for Li Tiezhu, who is hanging, sprinkle water!


    Next, the audience who made the topic were more crafty, and the topic selection was also ill intentioned.


    The following excerpts are only tricky topics, not complete.


    Title: wooden fish


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, the sun rises and sets. The good time is passing in a hurry. What do you knock around? The water in the outside world is sweet and the flowers are red. You should grasp the pride of life ~"


    Title: Kiss


    Li Tiezhu: "a kiss will steal a heart, a kiss will kill a person, an inch of kiss will feel an inch of gold, a rugged face of travel..."


    Title: Shixian


    Li Tiezhu: "if I can do it again, I''ll choose Li Bai. Not so many people guess whether it was good or bad hundreds of years ago ~"


    Title: slow


    Li Tiezhu: "in the past, the sun became slow. Cars, horses and e-mails were slow. I only loved one person in my life..."


    Title: Actors


    Li Tiezhu immediately picked up a Kunqu singing: "the people on the stage passed by and didn''t see the old color. The people on the stage sang a heartbroken parting song ~"


    Title: None


    Li Tiezhu smiled and came to a section of rock and roll: "I once asked endlessly when you will go with me, but you always laugh at me and have nothing..."


    When it came to the "None" question, Li Tiezhu had already sung 23 songs with immediate questions. Although each song had only two or three sentences, it was shocking enough.


    Professional singers are already numb. This is the song of genius!


    Be convinced! You must be convinced!


    Those who listened to crosstalk cheered repeatedly, and even fooled Qin Tao to let him connect with Li Tiezhu every time.


    Qin Tao said, "rely on him? I might as well go home and raise pigs!"


    At this time, Yue Yupeng suddenly came onto the stage: "hahaha... Hate! Go! Don''t make fun. I''ll come to ask brother Zhu for a song. I''m also the one who wants to be a singer."


    Li Tiezhu is about to turn off the live broadcast, because it is only ten minutes away from the live broadcast of good sound.


    He said, "what kind of singer are you? Someone who can''t step on the rhythm!"


    Yue Yupeng grabbed Qin Tao''s mobile phone and sat on the stage: "I don''t care, I want it, people want it!"


    Qin Tao: "eh! It''s disgusting."


    Li Tiezhu can''t help it. This goods is the person who helped him at the beginning. This man must recognize it. He said, "considering your voice, I''ll give you one. Just a few words. I''ll give you the full version later, okay?"


    Yue Yupeng immediately jumped up: "hate... Then you sing. I can refuse if it''s not good!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah ~ fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah ~ fifth ring, you have one less ring than the sixth ring... That''s it! Next time I give you the full version, I have to hang up, and I have to host I''m a singer."


    Yue Yupeng was overjoyed: "go, go! Ahaaha... Now I also have a main song!"


    Qin Tao: "who doesn''t say the same? I still have the song of the pig."


    Yue Yupeng: "you look alike! I''m different. I''m eulogizing the great infrastructure development of the motherland''s capital... The meaning is different!"


    Audience: "Whoa!"


    Yue Yupeng was stunned: "they boo you."


    Qin Tao: "brother, are you ashamed?"


    Yue Yupeng: "no, what''s the matter? Am I proud?"

 Chapter 392

    Yue Yupeng is as arrogant as ever. Who makes us brother Yunde?


    If this is put aside in the past, Qin Tao can''t catch up with him on the same stage. He will force him to reveal his true appearance.


    But today''s Qin Tao was "Crazy". When he went up, he lifted the back of Yue Yupeng''s coat and looked at his head: "no face, why are you hiding? Yo! It''s quite big... Round and full. Looking at his face, he is rich and noble."


    The audience burst into laughter. Yue Yupeng''s face is not round and big! Like you.


    Applause and a loud noise were for Qin Tao, who was not afraid of death.


    Yue Yupeng jumped and pointed to his big round face: "where do you look? My face is here!"


    Qin Tao looked twice and said regretfully, "Oh! Here? Your face is still very big and full, but there is a gap in the middle... Almost meaning!"


    Yue Yupeng didn''t react, but the audience laughed crazy.


    Originally, Lao Guo was watching the live broadcast. He was worried that Qin Tao couldn''t support himself without Li Tiezhu, so he sent Yue Yupeng out for a while and entrusted Qin Tao. Worried about Qin Tao''s confidence, he was coaxed away by the audience. Who knows that Qin Tao "killed" Yue Yupeng on the spot.


    Backstage, teacher Guo said, "Yue Yupeng was stunned. It''s rare! Qin Tao''s child is better than I thought. Da Lin, it''s a good choice¡°


    It turned out that Guo Dalin chose to partner with Qin Tao. He was not old enough. He changed several partners and didn''t settle down.


    Guo Dalin said, "that''s right. Qin Tao just can''t let go. He often laughs at me and brother Yue in private. With today''s game, he must be better and better in the future! How about it? Dad! Are you satisfied with my selection of the crown princess?"


    Uncle Yu snapped, "at least the queen is satisfied."


    Guo gangde: "it''s not easy for Qin Tao. It''s really not easy to have this performance in crosstalk after only one year of study. It''s very inspirational. What''s his name? The promotion of the crown princess!"


    Yu Qian: "what Crown Princess produces a plant? That thing can''t be exposed... It''s against the law!"


    Guo Dalin kept covering his face: "master... Take it easy and don''t get caught. At that time, I''ll have to learn crosstalk from you in the detention center!"


    Teacher Guo: "yes! If you go to the detention center to learn crosstalk, you won''t see the lovely Shiniang."


    Yu Qian: "are you immortal? Are you such a father?"


    On the outside stage, Yue Yupeng saw that Taozi was playing God today, so he stood behind the stage after the fight, gave Qin Tao a guest role, and motioned to him to say a paragraph before ending.


    Qin Tao said, "thank you very much, brother Yue. Without him, there would be no my master!"


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "hahaha... Is it so magical? Should uncle qian''er call me?"


    Qin Tao: "Sun thief."


    "Go! Don''t you say you don''t have your master without me?"


    "If you didn''t come to see Li Tiezhu''s competition, didn''t my master know me? Then I wouldn''t have a chance to accept him as a master. Is that the reason? Therefore, without you, there would be no my master."


    "Oh, I haven''t you, Miss Bai."


    "My Shiniang is not Bai."


    "She looks white!"


    "That''s not as good as your daughter-in-law. My sister-in-law is also good to me. Everyone is brother Yue''s daughter-in-law. Tut tut! When I went to their house for the first time, brother Yue was on a business trip..."


    Yue Yupeng grabbed Qin Tao and said, "when did it happen?"


    Qin Tao: "didn''t my sister-in-law tell you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Qin Tao: "don''t be angry, brother. My sister-in-law is very kind to me."


    Yue Yupeng bit his lower lip and asked Qu Baba, "Hmm!"


    Qin Tao drew a circle with his hand, looked at Yue Yue, and enlarged the circle a lot: "as soon as you enter the door, Ho! Good guy, it''s so big!"


    The audience laughed and booed.


    Yue Yupeng: "what? Make it clear!"


    Qin Tao: "Grapefruit! My sister-in-law peeled me such a big grapefruit! What do you think it is?"


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "ha ha... I thought watermelon."


    Qin Tao: "you''re impure! I don''t care about you. In a word, brother Yue helped me a lot. Today, he specially cheered me up to make me confident. So, thank you! Thank you, old and young men. I inserted a live broadcast of my brother Li Tiezhu today, which didn''t disturb everyone''s interest?"


    Guys: "no! It''s fun!"


    Qin Tao: "that''s right. Li Tiezhu is fun and has a fight with brother Yue."


    Yue Yupeng: "Tao Zi, stop talking, go and step down! I''ll take you to buy a mirror. It''s a big man. I haven''t looked at the mirror in my life. I''ve offended you. The door of our circle hasn''t been closed properly. Let the goods run out and scare everyone."


    The audience applauded collectively. I have to say that Qin Tao said this paragraph really well, and the audience bought it.


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    Different from huantuo in the special crosstalk show, both inside and outside the stage of "I am a singer" are shocked. They don''t pay attention to the laughing points of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao''s interaction. Even some singers don''t laugh all the time and have extremely serious expressions, such as Li Zijian.


    People in different fields also pay different attention. In fact, not only singers in Li Zijian and other programs, but also other singers were blown out by Li Tiezhu''s live broadcast and secretly watched with their mobile phones.


    Of course, few people like Jay Chou speak directly and praise, most of them are just obscene peeping screens.


    If we were amazed at Li Tiezhu''s genius in the past, after this live broadcast, peers felt that Li Tiezhu was a little too scary.


    As professionals, they naturally know that this way of live broadcasting and topic selection can not be fake, but they can think of the melody and lyrics and sing them in just a few seconds, which is almost impossible for people. Fortunately, each song has only two or three sentences. If they are complete, it would be terrible. Maybe Li Tiezhu had enough inspiration before?


    That''s all I can think of.


    Non professionals only think it sounds good. They think Li Tiezhu is quick thinking and will not feel fear.


    For example, Shen Meng said, "Li Tiezhu''s live songs are very good. It seems that brother Jian didn''t blow him wrong."


    Li Zijian frowned, not in a wonderful mood.


    It''s like a Wulin expert who has been closed for 30 years and practiced hard. Finally, he came out of the mountain after his kung fu was completed. As a result, he met a virtual bamboo with two Jiazi skills. Moreover, he was only a teenager and said to you with a naive smile: "I can fight too."


    Li Zijian shook his head: "No! I used to underestimate him too much. His talent is too high, higher than Zhou Jie''s stick. During the live broadcast, Li Tiezhu mocked himself that his brain is stupid because he has too many songs. I believe it. The brain of genius is different from ordinary people. The reason why Li Tiezhu is naive and stupid in life is that he keeps half of his brain running music programs all the time."


    Shen Meng: "is there such an operation? Is it true or false?"


    Li Zijian smiled bitterly: "it sounds very mysterious, doesn''t it? In fact, I have. When my inspiration burst, my head kept designing melodies in those days. People around me said that I ate paper cups and sometimes played with cloth dolls. In fact, it''s true. My brain is not enough to deal with normal life in that state."


    Shen Meng: "how lovely! So is Li Tiezhu?"


    Li Zijian: "I guess so, but I recovered after writing songs. He may have been in that state all the time. Moreover, he not only writes songs, but also writes scripts. If he has a low IQ, he can write songs, but I''m afraid it''s difficult to write scripts. Let''s go and congratulate Li Tiezhu."


    After that, Li Zijian came to Li Tiezhu''s rest room with Shen Meng. At this time, the rest room was full of people. Other singers and partners also came. Sun Nan was blowing Li Tiezhu there.


    "You scared me to death. 24 original songs in one breath? How did you do it? Amazing! Tut tut..."


    "Uncle, I said that there are many songs in my head. Just those that match the title."


    "That''s more terrible. How many songs do you have?"


    "I haven''t counted..."


    Li Zijian glanced at Shen Meng, saying, am I right? No, it''s awesome! Even if he holds only two or three melodies, it''s a little too much to count.


    The live broadcast smashed the rumor that Li Tiezhu could not write songs and the arrogance of many musicians who boasted of creative genius.


    Huang Liangling gave Li Tiezhu the rabbit hair band on her head and said, "great, I like every song you just played! I didn''t prepare any gifts for you. Remember to write a song for me!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, sister!"


    Everyone praised and encouraged again, and withdrew under the leadership of Han Hong, because Li Tiezhu was going to host the program.


    In the rest room on the 7th, songzhu''er and Zhao Liya didn''t go to Li Tiezhu''s rest room. They were quietly eating self heated hot pot. They had seen Li Tiezhu''s genius for a long time. They weren''t too surprised at the live broadcast. Instead, they thought Li Tiezhu was a little stupid.


    Zhao Liya said, "these two fools, obviously, will be interviewed by CCTV. They will have 24 songs at one tiktok, and the influence is not stronger than the live broadcast of jitter."


    Songzhu''er nodded: "yes! But you also said that you should keep the iron pillar simple and simple, so let him go."


    In the TV screen, Li Tiezhu was on the stage, and then... Fell.


    Zhao Liya: "poof... Cough..."


    Songzhuer is also a joy. My man is so cute.


    Li Tiezhu got up, patted the microphone, looked down at the worried director and said, "don''t be afraid, director Hong. The microphone didn''t break."


    The audience roared with laughter. What director Hong was worried about was whether your brain was broken?


    Li Tiezhu solemnly began to host: "Hello, audience friends, welcome to the eighth issue of" I am a singer "broadcast by..."


    The audience is still laughing, and one big brother is laughing.


    Li Tiezhu is also speechless. Didn''t he just fall? Brother, are you? If you watch my concert, you''re afraid you can''t go out alive.


    Li Tiezhu added: "the first singer is a singer I respect very much. She has an unparalleled voice and superb singing skills. Next, let''s invite the singer to bring us her competing song olive tree."


    After that, Li Tiezhu retreated to the chair of the host on the left side of the stage and sat down.


    When Han Hong appeared on the stage, he first compared with Li Tiezhu, and his two fingers bent twice. In fact, it refers to the pink rabbit ears on Li Tiezhu''s head. This is also the reason why Zhao Liya and the audience continue to laugh. It doesn''t have much to do with the fall.


    Li Tiezhu had no understanding, and his backhand returned: "aunt, come on!"

 Chapter 393

    Han Hong grinned and suggested that it was not successful. Even if Li Tiezhu wore a rabbit ear, he was very cute. He was ugly. That''s it.


    Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu must have forgotten that Huang Liangling put this on him. Why doesn''t his partner remind him?


    The assistant director quietly asked Hong Bo if he wanted to prompt on the prompt board.


    Hong Bo shook his head: "that''s it, very good!"


    When Liang Tian walked around the stage, her face was still smiling with a successful prank.


    Zhang Xiaomeng couldn''t help asking, "why don''t you remind him?"


    Liang Tian: "I forgot!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "


    Han Hong has already started singing, and the camera repeatedly shows Li Tiezhu, the pink rabbit ears on his head.


    The barrage is talking about Li Tiezhu, because the program team rushed to work temporarily, inserted a short live picture of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao before the live broadcast, and selected some of his wonderful songs.


    Moreover, many viewers who watch the live broadcast have only seen the live broadcast of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao on their mobile phones.


    Twenty four songs in half an hour!


    At least unprecedented.


    In this issue, there is no troublemaker Navy, and the barrage atmosphere is naturally good:


    "Li Tiezhu hit his face again to relieve his anger!"


    "No, some people think Li Tiezhu can''t write songs? No, no?"


    "It''s terrible to write a song and open your mouth."


    "@ yehenara, come out and take two steps."


    "These black Li Tiezhu have forgotten the lessons of last year."


    "The official media issued a document to support Li Tiezhu. This card face!"


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu, such a positive singer, is also black."


    "Everything is for profit!"


    "Yo ~ what''s the shape of Li Tiezhu? It''s very chic!"


    "Pink rabbit ears, why are you so disobedient?"


    "Laugh to death."


    "I laugh so thin..."


    "This was just put on by Huang Liangling. It is estimated that Li Tiezhu forgot."


    "Poof! The program group is also a dog. It doesn''t remind me."


    "I''m so serious! Ha ha ha!"


    When Han Hong finished singing, the picture was again given to the dark Li Tiezhu and the too pink rabbit ears. His eyes were empty and obviously distracted.


    Because the live broadcast is actually delayed by five minutes, the guide can also lovingly add a subtitle special effect for Li Tiezhu:


    "The eyes of wisdom!"


    The singers backstage talked about it one after another.


    Two Nanbang singers, struggling with their inner discomfort, said that Li Tiezhu was cute and cute, with a slightly unnatural expression.


    Huang Liangling smiled happily: "ha ha... He went on stage wearing it!"


    Li Zijian said: "he is very similar to me when I write songs. Once I went to the bus in my pajamas..."


    Sun Nan''s partner village head is a very childlike person. He has been looking for sun nan to talk about Li Tiezhu''s rabbit ears.


    Sun Nan was so embarrassed that he had to be perfunctory: "ah! Good, um, good..."


    It''s very quiet in lounge 7.


    Songzhu''er secretly looked at Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya''s cheeks were slightly hot and pretended to listen to the song. Then her ears were red. They didn''t go to congratulate Li Tiezhu. They didn''t know that Huang Liangling put it on Li Tiezhu. They thought... What''s the special significance.


    After a while, songzhuer said, "the iron pillar hand is rough and cocooned, but the heart is still very gentle."


    Zhao Liya: "he doesn''t move bricks now. Why is there such a heavy calluses?"


    Especially obvious, after all, the skin in some places is too delicate.


    After that, Zhao Liya''s face turned even redder.


    Songzhuer didn''t expose it. After all, he recorded the program and finally fully confirmed it! She said leisurely, "now he starts to practice weapons every day. He bought the same swords, guns and sticks in a treasure."


    Soon, Han Hong finished singing and there was a lot of applause.


    Han Hong simply thanked her for two words and was ready to step down. She looked at Li Tiezhu and found that Li Tiezhu was distracted. After a little stunned, she was ready to do something.


    Han Hong returned to the center of the stage and said, "thank you for your applause! Because our pink host is distracted, I''ll replace him for the time being."


    The audience laughed one after another, because as soon as they raised their eyes, they could see Li Tiezhu holding his chin in a daze.


    This is the first time that a host has missed the hosting link in a daze since the eighth issue.


    Han Hong: "Shh! Don''t disturb him, let him continue to be silly. The next singer has a very magnetic voice and a unique singing method with great personal charm, especially good at dealing with long line music emotions. Next, let''s invite the second singer to bring you raise me up."


    Hong Bo just smiled and shook his head without stopping, which is very good. Li Tiezhu is not surprised by anything.


    Han Hong stepped down and came directly to Li Tiezhu. He picked up the script and looked at it. She could not be the next song.


    Zheng Yuanchun''s strong figure appeared on the stage and began to sing with an expression.


    Han Hong sat next to Li Tiezhu, learning from Li Tiezhu''s appearance, his eyes were empty, and the program group P bullet screen: "double wisdom eyes!"


    Barrage:


    "My God! Li Tiezhu, I would like to call you the king of forced kings!"


    "It''s ridiculous for the host of the live program to be distracted for such a long time!"


    "Aunt Han Hong is so cute."


    "Li Tiezhu shouldn''t be thinking about pine and bamboo?"


    "Maybe he used his brain too much for the previous 24 new songs. After all, his brain was not enough..."


    "Who urinates yellow? Go and wake up iron pillar."


    "Let me, I have uremia!"


    "Is Li Tiezhu swollen?"


    "I even suspect that he has fallen asleep..."


    "Han Hong, did he snore?"


    Zheng Yuanchun''s singing soon ended. He looked at Li Tiezhu in a daze. He didn''t know the language and was very embarrassed.


    Han Hong jumped onto the stage with the script and said, "thank you for your singing. It''s very nice, wairuigoode!"


    After sending Zheng Yuanchun off the stage, Han Hongcai said: "as we all know, our host is now meditating, which is also a great harvest of a good voice. While enjoying the beauty of music, we can also witness how long a simple and foolish daze can last. I don''t know if we can apply for the Guinness Book of records."


    The audience laughed and laughed kindly.


    After all, as a host, I was so dazed that I missed two rounds of hosting and didn''t wake up. It''s also a cow batch.


    Huang Liangling was eating melon seeds backstage: "did I send him a rabbit ear paralysis effect? God! How did he do it?"


    On the other side, songzhuer was happy to roll all over the sofa. This scene was captured by the camera and sent to thousands of live screens.


    Song Zhuer rolled to Zhao Liya with a smile: "it''s too stupid. Is it stupid?"


    Zhao Liya couldn''t help laughing: "I know he''s stupid, but I don''t know he''s so stupid."


    Song Zhuer said inexplicably, "you''ll know later. He has many interesting places to go."


    Zhao Liya blushed again. Why do you say anything? Am I over understanding?


    Zhang Xiaomeng under the stage is both angry and funny. Say shame. Li Tiezhu has always been so unreliable. Say no shame. He really has no face. Of course, Zhang Xiaomeng is more angry with Hong Bo. Can''t you let someone wake Li Tiezhu up?


    Liang Tian covered her mouth and smiled. What a big boy. It''s a pity that she was taken first.


    Li Tiezhu, who personally created a great spectacle in the history of live broadcasting, is still immersed in his own consciousness. To be precise, he focuses on the system.


    A fancy gift box floated in the air, glowing with gold.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host on completing the rabbit challenge and getting a surprise gift bag. (Note: this challenge will not be announced in advance, but will be triggered randomly)]


    Li Tiezhu thought, what rabbit challenge? Why don''t I know?


    What have I done?


    I didn''t do anything. I just sang 24 audition paragraphs of new songs live?


    Is there a bug in the system?


    No, the system is much more stable than my head. How can this low-level error occur?


    Damn it, give me a gift. What else can I do? Open it.


    Li Tiezhu chose to open the gift bag, even more confused.


    What is this?


    [Ding! Get three obedient runes. One obedient Rune lasts for 24 hours and can only act on one object. (Note: issuing instructions against morality and law is invalid)]


    Li Tiezhu looked at three pieces of paper that looked very cheap. What''s the use of this? Zhu''er and lengba are very obedient. They can do whatever they want without frowning. I don''t need others to be obedient.


    Forget it, keep it. Some people still need it, such as Liu Xiaohua.


    Current intelligence: 95 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 30 points.


    Music Achievement: 6153 points.


    Variety achievements: 2952 points.


    Film and television achievements: 645 points.


    Tiktok: 71 million 280 thousand. (it seems that it is not completely impossible for fans to break 100 million...)


    Cat domestication: 98%.


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    [branch task: shoot military themed dramas. If the number of plays exceeds 10 million, 20 intelligence points will be rewarded. If the number of plays exceeds 30 million, the top will not be capped. If the number of plays exceeds 30 million, advanced singing skills will be rewarded additionally]


    [special task: participate in "I am a singer" with all original songs. In "I am a singer", the champion will be rewarded with 80 intelligence points, the second runner up with 50 intelligence points and the third runner up with 30 intelligence points.]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, intermediate singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: obedience symbol x3


    Li Tiezhu''s tiktok fans increased considerably, mostly after being discredited by the official media. The small part was just twenty-four songs that Li Tiezhu had just broadcast.


    Miraculously, the domestication of cats has reached 98%, and it has increased a little. It was after Li Tiezhu took her to the cocktail party and was seen through. The conditions for growth are illogical. Shouldn''t we be ashamed?


    Of course, these Li Tiezhu can''t figure it out. He is a little confused about these two data.


    "Woo -"


    Pop pop


    Cheers and applause are not particularly enthusiastic, because the performance of the third singer Sun Nan is a little different from his strength. I don''t know why he is completely out of shape today.


    Li Tiezhu was awakened by the applause. Seeing Sun Nan bowing on the stage, he was stunned and subconsciously went to turn over the script. This is wrong. Wasn''t Aunt Han Hong I just introduced? Why did Sun Nan come to sing?


    Hey? Where''s my desk?


    Han Hong was already on the stage: "thank you for Sun Nan''s singing! He is a real singer. Let''s give him applause again!"


    Li Tiezhu jumped up, right!

 Chapter 394

    I dreamed, Mai? Or did you go to the wrong set?


    "Ha ha ha..."


    When the audience saw Li Tiezhu pick up, with a pair of more innocent pink rabbits on his face, they could finally laugh recklessly, and the laughter almost overturned the ceiling of the performance hall.


    Sun Nan was enjoying everyone''s applause. Suddenly there was a huge laugh, which startled him. I didn''t sing well this time, and the audience wouldn''t complain so much, would they?


    The village head came over and hugged him, boasting and walked into the passage.


    Han Hong also looked at Li Tiezhu: "wake up?"


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed: "so what... Have I been distracted for a long time?"


    Han Hong: "it''s not too long. It''s only half-time."


    The audience laughed again.


    It''s time in the system, not time!


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head, then touched the rabbit, took it off and saw it all.


    The so-called completion rabbit challenge of the original system is this!


    But how could I... Ah, yes, sister Huang put it on me. I forgot. It''s a shame this time.


    Han Hong said: "the fourth competing singer is a singer with a very wide range. He can control the dolphin voice, smoke voice and bass. His singing skills have also made great progress. The only drawback is that he often distracts himself. Once he leaves, he will spend half a class..."


    The audience naturally knew who it was and began to shout Li Tiezhu''s name.


    Han Hongchao and Li Tiezhu said, "he, who drew the keyword ''flower'' in the last issue, today brings you an original folk song -" blue lotus. "


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly climbed onto the stage. He was in such a hurry that he almost fell again and stumbled in front of Han Hong.


    Han Hong: "slow down! I''ve been hosting for you for so long. Remember to invite me to dinner. There''s no one. I''m the first to sing and the third to step down..."


    Then Han Hong left.


    Li Tiezhu stood on the stage, holding the microphone, slightly nervous and forgetting his words.


    The audience laughed again. Didn''t you wake up?


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Yes... Mr. Liang Xiaobo, give me a wooden guitar."


    A musician handed Li Tiezhu a guitar. Li Tiezhu stepped on it, took three deep breaths and quickly adjusted his state.


    The audience couldn''t help cheering in advance. This was the first time that Li Tiezhu showed himself playing and singing on the stage after the good voice.


    Of course, this time, the self playing and self singing is also accompanied by a band, but it is also rare.


    After all, many people like Li Tiezhu, which began with his playing and singing at the beginning of a good voice. It''s not perfect, but amazing.


    The barrage also began to surge:


    "Bet ten dollars. This is another classic!"


    "You know what you want with your ass! It''s made of iron pillars. There''s no ordinary product!"


    "I haven''t seen him play the guitar for a long time."


    "I still remember that he said last year that the guitar sound of the accompaniment teacher was not accurate. He hit his face..."


    "He was seventh in the last issue. This issue must be overturned!"


    "If you enter the first three and the first four, you will be stable."


    "Serious brother, stand up!"


    "If only we could vote, too."


    "To tell you the truth, I won''t watch this program without my serious brother."


    There are many people who pay attention to Li Tiezhu, including many famous stars. Even Zhou Jiebang is watching the live broadcast.


    He knew that Li Tiezhu was facing elimination tonight because he had just watched 24 songs for 30 minutes. So, by the way, I looked at the singer and wanted to see Li Tiezhu''s new original songs.


    Lengba is watching Li Tiezhu''s game without landing. How can his master not watch it?


    This time, she was amused by Li Tiezhu''s long daze, but she was a little lost when he took off the rabbit ear. The master is cute to wear the rabbit ear. Otherwise, next time, Hei hei


    When Li Tiezhu was ready to sing, lengba couldn''t help being nervous. She couldn''t be eliminated. At least she had to go farther than sun nan!


    In the dormitory of Nortel 315, three people also sat in their chairs to watch your live broadcast on the computer. Shooter sun Xixi moved a pony and chewed the stewed pig''s hoof. Now he spends more time in 315 than in his own dormitory, resulting in everyone''s towels locked in the cabinet.


    Wang Xiaokai: "this stupid group has been humiliated and thrown in front of the people all over the country. I laugh to death. I want to go to songzhuer?"


    Wu Lei: "he should be thinking about it. Maybe the storm is not over yet."


    Sun Xixi: "it may also be about soldier assault."


    Li Zhixuan: "why? Don''t you worry about him being eliminated?"


    The other three cast disdainful eyes at him. You''re afraid you don''t know what genius is. Moreover, the elimination of Li Tiezhu can only be said to be the loss of the program.


    On the stage, after Li Tiezhu adjusted, he nodded to the band members, and he also played, followed by a slightly lazy but flexible song:


    Nothing can stop it


    Your longing for freedom


    An unrestrained career


    Your heart is free


    Once these four sentences were uttered, the barrage was a sigh:


    "It sounds good, but..."


    "This is the program I am the treble. Are you serious?"


    "Please go high, or you''ll be eliminated this time!"


    "Haven''t you learned your lesson from the last song listen to your mother?"


    "It''s over, it''s over!"


    "I love this song, but..."


    "I hope there''s a high voice behind it."


    "Serious brother, it''s really inconvenient!"


    "I''m so bored!"


    "Today''s live broadcast of those songs, just pick one that''s hot. It''s no better than this?"


    "If you sing sun monkey, it will explode!"


    "What a pity, what a pity!"


    "I want to cry when I hear this song. Adults understand it."


    Even Shen Meng, a backstage, could not help but make complaints about "this song is too light, and it always feels dangerous."


    Li Zijian shook his head firmly: "No, no, no! This is Li Tiezhu''s strongest performance. It''s more difficult to close than to play, easier to soar high notes, and harder to tell stories. The lyrics of this song are short, the tunes are soft and smooth, creating a fresh music atmosphere. Li Tiezhu is smart to change into a slightly thick voice, and the crisp and cold wooden guitar is also very ethereal, like the sound of nature. If Li Tiezhu is eliminated because of this song, it''s nothing good Unfortunately, because... The singer''s audience is not worthy of Li Tiezhu. "


    The conclusion is a little exaggerated.


    Shen Meng was surprised. He knew that Li Zijian was a pillar blow, but he couldn''t blow blindly, could he?


    Li Zijian didn''t continue to say that he offended the audience. The judges of the singer were primary aesthetic, unprofessional and informal.


    Li Tiezhu was intoxicated with the atmosphere of this song. He thought of his lost early years:


    Through the dark years


    I also felt hesitant


    When you look down


    I found the road under my feet


    The road is always under your feet. You will never get lost. If you get lost, you haven''t learned to bow your head.


    The free world in my heart


    So clear and high


    In full bloom and never wither


    Blue Lotus


    Zhu blow Li Zijian online again: "The blue lotus comes from a Buddhist legend. It is said that a long time ago, Kathmandu was a vast ocean, floating with a white and crystal lotus, which was suffused with magical blue light. Manjusri Bodhisattva saw the blue lotus symbolizing wisdom, eternity and holiness after he went through all kinds of hardships to find here. He pointed to the lotus and said: This is the embodiment of Buddha, and I want it to open in everyone''s heart. Words Bi then split the mountain in the South with a sword of wisdom, and the lotus went down with the water. When the water ran out, a quiet river valley appeared... "


    Shen Meng nodded again and again. In fact, he was stunned.


    In a rental house in the East China Sea, as the earliest and most iron fan of Li Tiezhu and one of the founders of the serious Gang, Zhang Jianjun has burst into tears.


    Because the girlfriend he took to listen to Li Tiezhu''s concert ran away with others. An African black child. She said that the black child was a chief. She married a princess.


    She must have been cheated, but she didn''t listen to what Zhang Jianjun said.


    Zhang Jianjun took the bank card with a deposit of 500000. He was going to hand it in when he successfully proposed this week. Now, he''s really... Happy!


    Especially when I hear this song of Tiezhu again, sure enough, men still need an independent ideal world. It doesn''t need to be too beautiful and clean!


    After all... Reality is too magical!


    A year, like a reincarnation, we sheltered him at the beginning, and now he inspires me.


    He closed his eyes, as if he could see the blue lotus blooming alone, with a melancholy dream. It was a Buddhist realm full of Zen, a free and easy mood, like a fresh wind. Following his beat will make you return to the pure land of your heart again.


    At this moment, Zhang Jianjun couldn''t help feeling: "go to a special woman! I don''t have no hands."


    Through the dark years


    I also felt hesitant


    ¡­¡­


    So clear and high


    In full bloom and never wither


    Blue Lotus


    After singing a song, dormitory 315 is a little quiet. Can this song be promoted? Genius sometimes chooses the wrong song! Tragedy! It sounds good. What''s the use? Howl!


    Wang Xiaokai: "the dog says, mange Bao eats cowpeas - hang it."


    Wu Lei: "it''s really a little... Grandma huai''er crosses the single wooden bridge."


    Li Zhixuan: "what do you mean?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "take risks!"


    With tears on his face, sun Xixi held up the pig''s hoof and said, "I''m different from you. I think this song can win! Don''t ask me why, you''re too young... This song is a masterpiece, which can sing to the deepest part of human soul!"


    Sun Xixi is 30 years old and has been admitted to the Department of photography of Nortel for nine years. He failed. This year, he transferred to the Department of directors and succeeded once.


    Wu Lei: "don''t touch me."


    The cheers of the audience were not very enthusiastic, and the applause was not crazy.


    Therefore, the barrage audience is even more worried.


    Li Tiezhu was calm and said, "thank you! Next, this experienced guest..."


    "Canvassing! Canvassing!"


    Some of the audience were in a hurry and began to roar.


    Li Tiezhu, are you stupid?


    People know how to canvass when they are hosts. It''s good for you not to canvass when you sing. They really like Li Tiezhu and are afraid that he will be eliminated this round.


    Because everyone knows that Li Tiezhu''s song has no treble, not rock and roll. It''s very dangerous.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "Oh, OK! Canvassing, um... Next, the guest is my good friend, and she also brought the original song. At your request, I''ll pull a ticket for her. She is beautiful and talented, and she is also the youngest top pianist in China... Now let''s invite the singer to bring you the new song" shadow of the moon. "


    The audience was stunned and asked you to canvass for yourself, you fool!


    Li Tiezhu got off the stage and thought to himself that the host was really not so easy to be. He even had to help the singers canvass

 Chapter 395

    The song "shadow of the moon" is a little hasty, written and compiled in a hurry. After all, Zhao Liya is not Li Tiezhu. She also thought about asking Li Tiezhu for help.


    In the past, she didn''t ask Li Tiezhu for advice or even write songs directly, but now she is excluded.


    Because the calluses on Li Tiezhu''s fingertips once made her tremble, it was a kind of primitive fast... Fear.


    It''s not appropriate to ask him for help now.


    Zhao Liya is an extremely smart person, so she chose to develop her strengths and avoid her weaknesses. For the first time, she played the piano on the stage.


    A cool piano solo, coupled with good singing skills, ignited the emotions of the audience, and she was a lot more confident.


    So, in the end, the performance of this song was pretty good.


    But she was not satisfied. She thought of an idiom. She felt that she and Li Tiezhu were more original, just like praising her father day by day. After all, she had no chance to win.


    The next is "forget to hug" brought by Huang Liling and "when you are old" by Li Zijian.


    Both of them performed very well, especially Li Zijian. As a creative singer, his singing skills have reached a state of perfection. He can handle any song very well. Li Tiezhu was so intoxicated that he almost forgot to say the closing speech on the stage.


    After Li Zijian finished singing, he said to Li Tiezhu in a daze, "Tiezhu? Why don''t I host the last one for you! In fact, I''m also very talkative. I''m as articulate and have a high EQ as you."


    Li Tiezhu was ironic. He suddenly woke up and said subconsciously, "I''d better come. Uncle, go down and rest. Don''t be tired when you are old. Remember to eat more sheep kidneys."


    Li Tiezhu jumped onto the stage with a roar and fell hard.


    Li Zijian pulled his mouth in a signboard way, showing an extremely strange but harmonious smile, and said, "thank you, audience friends on the scene, and the audience in front of the live broadcast screen, thank you for your support! The next step is the most critical voting link. I hope you can vote carefully and don''t be impulsive. This program not only has a high voice, but also distracted! If you say Li Tiezhu''s blue lotus If you can''t get everyone''s favor, I can only say that we may have come to the wrong program! Of course, I believe you, like me, are deeply moved by this song... "


    Li Tiezhu stood up, patted the microphone again and said, "hello? Thank you for canvassing for me. Do I want to canvass for you, too?"


    Li Zijian: "that''s not necessary. Go backstage and have a rest. I''ll talk to the audience."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m the host!"


    Li Zijian: "you are an incompetent host. You have been fired this period. Go and have a rest."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh!"


    Stunned, Li Tiezhu stepped off the stage. Amid the applause of the audience and Liang Tianqi''s strange laughter, he walked into the channel. As for what Li Zijian said behind him, he didn''t hear very clearly in the channel.


    What did Li Zijian say? It''s just to elaborate some basic views on music appreciation and remind the audience to vote for Li Tiezhu.


    As the number one pillar, he will never allow Li Tiezhu to be eliminated.


    Shudu.


    Li Fugui threw a strange smelling bean into his mouth and took a bite of Luzhou. Tut tut tut said, "this turtle son always wanders away from school, and his grades have been bad. Now he is distracted in the last program. Alas! I blame my poor discipline, and I don''t know whether they deduct his salary."


    Aunt Liu lay on the sofa with her big belly in her arms: "Tiezhu is more promising than you. He is now a big star. Those people dare to deduct his salary? I don''t recognize any of them except Han Hong. These people dare to compete with Tiezhu of my family? Right? Tiedan? Your brother is the fiercest! He was praised by the state media two days ago. When you grow up the next day, remember to have a better relationship with your brother. They are popular and spicy all your life."


    Li Fugui frowned and said, "that won''t work. We still have to rely on ourselves!"


    Aunt Liu said angrily, "to be self reliant is also Liu Xiaohua''s self reliant. She is a foreign name, and iron egg is a foreign name Mai? He is also your kind!"


    Li Fugui was speechless and had to drink wine.


    When the door of the second bedroom opened a crack, Liu Xiaohua showed an eye: "Mom? You really let me rely on myself? I give you 10000 pocket money every month!"


    Aunt Liu threw a slipper and said, "get out! Go to bed! If you don''t sleep late, you''ll be killed!"


    Liu Xiaohua chose counseling, returned to the mirror and looked at her short hair, which grew after shaving her head.


    She looked proud, hey! I''m sure the box office of this film is not low. At that time, hum!


    On the dresser, in the mobile phone live screen, Li Tiezhu was greeting other singers, and songzhuer jumped up to give a hug of love.


    Sour! Too sour!


    Is this the sour smell of love?


    Liu Xiaohua shows a disdainful expression. Does my brother still need to worry? It''s not the good voice of last year. What to worry about? Even if it is eliminated, it won''t have any impact!


    Besides, if those viewers eliminate my brother, they will ask for hardship. They will never hear the original songs of Zhugou at the scene.


    After an unknown hostess surnamed Zhang interviewed some voting audiences, the live picture turned to the singer lounge.


    Li Zijian returned to the backstage. Han Hong asked him what it was like to be a host. Li Zijian said, "it''s great. I''m looking forward to Li Tiezhu being eliminated, and then I''ll be a host."


    Huang Liangling: "then you canvass for Li Tiezhu?"


    Li Zijian said: "I hope he will be eliminated and returned to hope. Musicians still want to talk about music. His music is really good."


    Songzhuer asked, "how good is it?"


    Li Zijian: "you don''t know music. What can I tell you?"


    Make complaints about Zhao Liya''s neck and Tucao: "it''s too damn bad to bully me like this weak woman, bite him!"


    Zhao Liya regretted choosing such a partner.


    Sun Nan felt very uncomfortable because he found that everyone except him performed very well in this period. Rao is that the audience are not professional, but they are not fools.


    He was sixth in the last issue and Li Tiezhu was seventh.


    If Li Tiezhu ranks high in this issue, he will be in danger. Because, except for the second in phase I, he has not entered the top four so far, basically hovering in the fifth or sixth place.


    Do you really want to


    Soon Hong Bo came in with a card.


    The singers also stopped chatting and looked at the general director one after another. Although they knew that he would cadence for a long time, they couldn''t stand their curiosity.


    Hong Bo: "I''ve got the results of this period."


    Many singers and partners have learned from Li Tiezhu: "Wow, you''re great!"


    Hong Bo: "


    He took a drink from the Millennium mountain and pressed the rhythm. This last link must be firmly in the hands of his general director.


    "The first place is amazing. The last one is unexpected. And the eliminators in this period are unexpected. What a pity..."


    Hong Bo threw out his usual suspense technique.


    Singers make complaints about them.


    Hong Bo is well versed in the routine of variety shows and announces the unimportant ranking in the middle.


    Huang Liangling is third, Han Hong is fourth and Zhao Liya is fifth.


    It''s meaningless. It just represents security.


    Then, Hong Bo began to make things: "there are still no announcements of the first, second, sixth and seventh places left. What do you want us to announce first?"


    "Second!"


    "Say the sixth first?"


    "The seventh is OK!"


    Hong Bo: "OK, let''s announce the first place next. He is..."


    The singers smiled helplessly, but they listened attentively.


    Hong Bo: "he is a male singer."


    Isn''t that nonsense? A total of three female singers, three or four or five of them, are the rest male singers?


    Han Hong couldn''t help but say, "why don''t you hide and wander? I''ll announce."


    Hong Bo smiled: "he is a post-90s."


    As soon as he said this, everyone looked at Li Tiezhu, who was in a routine daze. Among all the male singers, he was after 90.


    Li Tiezhu: "me? This can also be the first? It''s amazing!"


    This is Versailles!


    At the same time, in front of many live screens, the audience began to cheer. I have to say that Li Tiezhu''s popularity is amazing. Everyone is not like me. He was eliminated, and he was seventh in the previous period and first in this period, which has ensured the promotion.


    Sure enough, Li Tiezhu was either first or seventh.


    Hong Bo helped his glasses: "next, we will announce the sixth place. He is also a male singer..."


    Sun Nan suddenly raised his arm and jumped: "I have something to say, can I?"


    Hong Bo was stunned. He looked at the ranking on the card and said, "yes, you say."


    What did you foresee and begin to make a farewell speech in advance?


    Hong Bo thought of it, because his card said impressively that Sun Nan was the seventh place in the game. In the case that Li Tiezhu, the seventh in the previous issue, became the first in the counter attack, Sun Nan was eliminated anyway. This is a simple arithmetic problem.


    Li Tiezhu, who won the first place once, was the last in both phases. No matter how he voted, he won the lowest vote.


    Sun Nan picked up the microphone and smiled brightly: "thank you, thank you! Because of me, this sentence is very important, so I wrote it on the manuscript."


    Everyone''s expressions were dignified and looked at Sun Nan, taking out a piece of paper from his pocket.


    Sun Nan: "I came to such a feeling without the consent of others. I''ll lend you a minute!" I''m a singer " The first singer I was looking for was me. I was moved by their perseverance. Facts proved that I was right. Because I gained a lot on this stage, I was satisfied, I was very happy, thank you for this stage. I was the oldest singer in this period. I wanted my brothers and sisters to continue to sprint to the king of songs, so I decided to give up the promotion of the next round Opportunity, also give up the opportunity to sprint to the king of songs! Everything is left to the young people! "


    The singers'' expressions have become very strange. Do you take the initiative to give up?


    There are only second, sixth and seventh left. How much chance do you think you have to advance to the next round? Do you really give young people a chance instead of shelling a turtle?


    Hong Bo''s face became so gloomy that the people under his hand didn''t dare to give him a shot.


    Sun Nan smiled and said, "thank you! That''s what I want to say. I quit."


    Singers and partners looked at each other, and Sun Nan''s partner village head was even more embarrassed.


    Songzhuer and Zhao Liya looked at each other, and the signal in their eyes was:


    It can''t afford to lose, shit!


    This is a live program!


    It''s clear that it''s for personal fame, embarrassment to the program group and other singers!


    The scene was once particularly embarrassing, and even Li Zijian with high EQ showed disdainful eyes.

 Chapter 396

    To be reasonable, Sun Nan knows the current situation of this game. He must win the second place to ensure that he will not be eliminated, and his state today is basically impossible to win the second place. Even though he has been make complaints about the audience at Tucao, he knows that the audience is not a fool, so even if he gets sixth, it is the most dangerous one.


    Moreover, even if this issue survives, what about the next issues? He has been wandering in five or six places on this program. His grades have never been better. He has been very angry for a long time. In the later competition, I''m afraid it will be eliminated sooner or later!


    "Mainland brother" was eliminated? I can''t afford to lose that man!


    So he chose to quit the game.


    Sun Nan''s music partner, the village head, was always stunned. He was confused by the sudden change. Sun Nan is playing mango TV''s face, and Sun Nan also doesn''t respect him as a music partner.


    Finally, he couldn''t help but stretch out his index finger and point to Sun Nan.


    Sun Nan smiled and said, "sorry, I didn''t discuss it with you in advance."


    The village head''s face was expressionless and his eyes were staring at the boss. He still swallowed what he wanted to say, changed his hand shape and raised his thumb.


    You''re fucking great!


    Barrage turns on merciless ridicule mode:


    "If I can''t beat you, I''ll quit the game."


    "My Sun Nan has never been eliminated."


    "Really disgusting."


    "This is the most coquettish operation I''ve ever seen."


    "This is the ''first brother in the mainland''? Zhenima has both virtue and art!"


    "Bah!"


    "I can''t see it anymore."


    "This is the most tasteless singer I''ve ever seen."


    "You said you wanted to quit."


    "Mango stand''s face was swollen."


    Other singers at the scene also felt as if they had eaten a fly. They tried their best to prepare for the game, but what they got was that people rolled around and lied. The sentence "I quit the game" wiped out the efforts and efforts of all other singers.


    However, it''s hard for everyone to tear their faces and say anything because of their face.


    Only song Zhuer said sarcastically, "Mr. Sun Nan, does this program mean to quit? As an elder in the singing world, should we set an example for young people to abide by the rules? Not the opposite!"


    This time, Li Tiezhu was the first. He had a strong counter attack and was in the limelight. As a result, he was disgusted by the goods. Can tietouwa bear it?


    Sun Nan: "it''s not a matter of abiding by the rules, but I found that Zhao Liya and Li Zijian didn''t achieve very good results in the last period. I think they should compete for the king of songs. I''m the oldest and have won enough honors, so I chose to quit and give them more opportunities."


    Matsushita: "what''s the honor? ''the first brother in the mainland''?"


    Sun Nan''s face suddenly turned blue and purple.


    Barrage:


    "Pine and bamboo are good!"


    "Malpractice ~"


    "Iron head baby beat him to death!"


    "In terms of just fierce, I only take pine and bamboo."


    Seeing that songzhu''er wants to fight with Sun Nan, Hong Bo doesn''t seem to plan to take charge of it, at least not to take charge of songzhu''er against sun nan.


    At this time, he is nervously discussing countermeasures with the staff of the program group such as Liang Xiaobo. If Sun Nan wants to quit, what should he do? After all, this is a live broadcast and the people all over the country are watching.


    Li Tiezhu had to stand up and said, "Zhu Er, say less as I am a singer." Host, I want to say a few words. First of all, I don''t recognize uncle sun''s decision, let alone understand his logic. Maybe I''m too stupid, but I defend your right to speak. You have the right to make any decision you think is right. Secondly, this program is a variety show in the final analysis, there is no life and death competition, so there''s no need to let me go... "


    Li Zijian nodded, "tie Zhu is right."


    Sun Nan frowned slightly. He could hear that Li Tiezhu was not very friendly to him, but he couldn''t refute it.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu does not aim at Sun Nan, nor does he carry a gun with a stick, but simply expresses his views - simple views.


    He said: "because this is a live broadcast, the director group is actually very difficult. Does it take some time to discuss the next process arrangement..."


    Hong Bo turned back from the crowd and waved to Li Tiezhu: "you come, we need to discuss."


    Normally, Hong Bo should control the field at this time, but he really needs to discuss, and he doesn''t want to give Sun Nan face.


    Li Tiezhu had to go to the table where Mr. Hong Bo was originally located and continue to try to control the situation: "er... I''m a newcomer. In fact, I can''t cope with this situation. I''d like to ask Uncle Sun Nan. You prepared the paper in advance, so you decided to quit long ago, didn''t you?"


    Sun Nan tried to maintain the smile on his face. If my grades were good, I wouldn''t take out this paper.


    He said: "yes! Because the current singers are very excellent, I hope they can go further. That''s my original intention! Like Han Hong, I don''t want any of them to leave."


    Han Hong nodded slightly and said in his heart, you can pull Ji Ba down!


    Han Hong, who has always attached great importance to love and righteousness, only feels that Sun Nan is putting the program group, other singers and Li Tiezhu on the fire this time.


    The most pitiful thing is little iron pillar, who wants to save the live broadcast accident.


    How is that possible?


    Li Tiezhu glanced at Hong Bo and them. It seemed that the dispute was very fierce. He couldn''t finish it for a while. He had to say again: "I can feel my uncle''s heart and admire your integrity. At the same time, I''m very lucky to be on the same stage with you. I listened to you singing on TV when I was very young. Although your actions have caused great trouble to this program..."


    Sun Nan smiled, his hands folded, and didn''t say sorry.


    Live barrage:


    "I love Li Tiezhu."


    "He could not have stood up, but he came."


    "An old artist, despite the image and chaos of the program group, made a noise to quit, and a new artist took the initiative to control the scene."


    "I finally understand why so many people like Li Tiezhu."


    "Start with genius and end with character!"


    "I didn''t feel for Li Tiezhu before. From today on, I''m pink!"


    "This is already a live broadcast accident? Li Tiezhu is too difficult."


    "Serious brother, come on!"


    Huang Liangling and Zhao Liya didn''t speak all the way. They looked straight at the change. They were the young people who needed opportunities in sun Nankou.


    In fact, they are better than each other!


    The results are always better than sun nan. Which round do you pity?


    Zheng Yuanchun, the new king of Nanbang, is even more difficult to say. After all, he is an outsider. His family scandal has spread abroad, so outsiders naturally can''t talk more.


    Li Tiezhu: "however, this program can be run without anyone, because I never lack good singers in Greater China! Therefore, you don''t have to blame yourself."


    What bad thoughts can Li Tiezhu have?


    He just simply comforted Sun Nan. He comforted him that there is no shortage of singers in China. The programs are as wonderful with you and without you.


    Sun Nan smoked at the corners of his mouth. I blamed Jill.


    Li Zijian applauded: "good! Tiezhu said it well. There is no shortage of singers in China, let alone good singers who have the courage to face the challenge."


    a ruthless character behind a gentle appearance.


    Sun Nan raised his hand again: "I have to make it clear that I am not afraid of challenges and elimination. I am just worried that the excellent young singers around me will be eliminated. They need more opportunities than me. They still have a long way to go in the future..."


    While listening, Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand and pounded on the table. Hong Bo left the card with the ranking, and suddenly his eyes coagulated.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and smiled from his heart, clean and pure.


    Sun Nan is still saying: "... As an elder, why don''t I give them these opportunities? The singing world needs fresh blood..."


    Li Zijian was about to refute, but he was stunned to see Li Tiezhu smiling brightly.


    Li Tiezhu said, "uncle! Congratulations!"


    Sun Nan: "hmm?"


    Li Tiezhu: good news! Good news


    Li Zijian: "what''s the good news? Has Jiangnan leather factory closed down again?"


    Li Tiezhu held up the card and said, "no! I just read the ranking. Uncle Sun Nan ranked first and last in this issue. Hey! It''s good! Uncle, you were sixth in the previous issue and seventh in this issue. You''ve been eliminated successfully! You don''t have to withdraw from the competition."


    You don''t have to quit the game.


    Out of the game.


    It''s stuffed.


    Yes.


    Sun Nan''s black face quickly turned red with the naked eye. Are you special


    Li Zijian felt embarrassed. He even suspected that Li Tiezhu was retaliating, but looking at Li Tiezhu''s innocent face and clear eyes, he found that the other party was sincerely happy for Sun Nan.


    This is the most deadly!


    "Poof..."


    Zhao Liya couldn''t help laughing.


    Pine and bamboo children are even worse. They have already laughed and beat the chair.


    Only Li Tiezhu can do this kind of operation. After all, he doesn''t understand anything and the ignorant are fearless.


    Several other singers also couldn''t help laughing. It''s really that Li Tiezhu is so cute. Don''t Hong Bo know that Sun Nan has been eliminated? Want you to announce?


    Hong Bo and Liang Xiaobo no longer argue. It is meaningless to discuss Li Tiezhu. The reason why Hong Bo didn''t announce it directly was that he was afraid that the program team would humiliate the singer, and that the audience would suspect that Sun Nan''s seventh was what Hong Bo said casually.


    However, as soon as Li Tiezhu made such an announcement, he didn''t care about the joint group. After all, Tiezhu is just a lovely Han Han.


    Li Tiezhu even picked up the card and went to Sun Nan: "Uncle Li Zijian second, teacher Zheng Yuanchun sixth, uncle you seventh! Look!"


    Sun Nan looked at the card with an embarrassed expression.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "how''s it going? Uncle, are you very happy? Now don''t worry about the young people being eliminated. None of them will leave!"


    Sun Nan: "that''s good, that''s good..."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you surprised? Are you surprised?"


    Sun Nan: "surprise..."


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle, Congratulations, you are eliminated. Come and congratulate uncle Sun Nan! He has achieved his wish."


    God did it!


    Zhao Liya first came to hug Sun Nan: "Congratulations, brother Nan! Don''t worry, I will try to sing better and live up to your expectations."


    Li Zijian: "Congratulations, brother Nan!"


    "Congratulations, brother Nan!"


    "Congratulations, brother Nan!"


    The barrage suddenly called:


    "Iron pillar, well done!"


    "I NIMA! I NIMA! I NIMA?"


    "This is really something serious brother can do..."


    "I''m laughing to death. I''m beaten in the face."


    "Congratulations, brother Nan!"


    "Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"


    "Isn''t this more popular than the closure of Jiangnan leather factory?"


    "Nange is amazing. He doesn''t hesitate to eliminate himself to leave opportunities for newcomers. I admire him!"


    "The first time I saw someone congratulating others on being eliminated."


    "This is Li Tiezhu! Dog head."

 Chapter 397

    Many audiences in front of the live broadcast screen were boiling. People who had just been disgusted by quitting the game couldn''t help living at home, in restaurants and on the subway, and cheered... Cool!


    Li Tiezhu is worthy of being a tough man. He is so cute!


    You see, Li Tiezhu smiled naively, stood next to Sun Nan, who was very embarrassed, and was still mending his knife: "don''t worry, old man? The audience also likes young singers. What competition do you say you quit? They don''t want Zhao Liya, sister Huang and me to be eliminated, hehe..."


    Hey, your sister!


    Sun Nan has never been so humiliated. He can''t be angry when he is humiliated in front of the national audience.


    As soon as you get angry, you break your skill, and others get hard evidence - can''t afford to lose?


    He could only knock out his teeth and swallow them in his stomach: "really, very good..."


    Everyone felt Sun Nan''s embarrassment and frustration, but Li Tiezhu didn''t feel it. He really believed Sun Nan. After all, it''s an old artist. It''s a virtue to love young people. How can it be false?


    Li Tiezhu sincerely sighed: "I''m really admired by people! In order to leave a chance for others, I deliberately didn''t sing well in this issue. Hey... I admire you more and more."


    Bad singing? Everyone knows, but is it too much for you to say it directly?


    Sun Nan: "ah? Can''t I sing well?"


    Li Tiezhu looked like you were trying to teach me, and said, "of course not! I''m not stupid. Of course I heard it. You deliberately sang wrong in several tunes, and a high voice floated... It''s difficult to sing well, but it''s so natural that you can''t sing well. It''s even harder! Old Bo Xin is suffering."


    Sun Nan: "I should..."


    Can you stop talking? I don''t want to talk to you!


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh ha! Uncle, you scared me at the beginning. I thought you had a live broadcast accident. It turned out that you are dignified. Even if you are not eliminated, you choose to quit voluntarily and leave the opportunity to us."


    Sun Nan doesn''t want to talk anymore. Now the whole world knows that Lao Tzu can''t afford to lose. Why do you stick your face and ridicule? Is it human?


    Li Tiezhu chattered endlessly: "however, when you are a younger generation, you still have to say something about you. Don''t spoil the young people so much, uncle. We don''t talk much in the greenhouse. We need to experience wind and rain and can''t be protected so much. You too. What would we do if I didn''t find that you were the seventh eliminated? Others must think you can''t afford to lose!"


    Sun Nan wants to curse and experience wind and rain?


    I am now experiencing hail, a hail as big as football.


    Li Tiezhu said, "fortunately, I''m smart enough to directly announce that you are eliminated, so you don''t have to withdraw from the competition! Are you happy?"


    Sun Nan gnashing his teeth: "I''m so happy!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right. It''s all I should do. I don''t know how Hong Bo became a director, and I don''t know how to say your ranking at the first time. Everyone almost misunderstood you."


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu, you are so fucking clever!"


    "Ask for Sun Nan''s psychological shadow area at this moment?"


    "Brother Zhu doesn''t have any grass."


    "Sun Nan is really noble!"


    Rao is Han Hong who was just angry. He can''t help his teeth. It''s too embarrassing! Li Tiezhu, you are a hammer!


    Han Hong said, "iron pillar, stop talking."


    Li Tiezhu gave a cry and walked back to his seat: "everyone wants to win the game, but he hopes he won''t lose much. My uncle''s ideological level is really high! We are still in the competitive stage, and we can''t compete..."


    Han Hong almost didn''t laugh and said seriously, "well, when the result comes out, Hong Dao?"


    Hong Bo has been watching Li Tiezhu against sun nan. In fact, as long as he is willing, he can stop Li Tiezhu at any time, but he didn''t. I have to say that Hong Bo was beaten in the face by Sun Nan, but Li Tiezhu helped him beat his face back, and it was a violent blow.


    Is that what you want?


    Sun Nan?


    Can Li Tiezhu''s hammer be strong enough?


    Hong Bo said: "in fact, I was very sorry when I saw the result of the game, so when teacher Sun Nan said to withdraw from the game, I was very reluctant to give up and went to discuss with my assistants..."


    I believe you''re a ghost, a bad old man, very bad!


    Only Li Tiezhu believed: "what a pity! What a pity!"


    Hong Bo is also a face of old face, said: "South brother is imposing, and with his own concession to make more opportunities for young singers, I personally admire, so congratulations on the elimination of South brother!"


    Sun Nan''s face was gloomy. This was the official face: "you''re welcome."


    Hong Bo is not Li Tiezhu. Instead of chasing and beating hard, he changed the topic: "well, let''s go to the next link, draw ''key words'', and start from the first Li Tiezhu according to the ranking."


    Li Tiezhu came forward with a smile.


    Hong Bo couldn''t help it: "you are the first in this issue and performed well. I hope you will make persistent efforts in the future and don''t waste Mr. Sun Nan''s mind."


    This is bad enough. Li Tiezhu is the first and Sun Nan is the last. Thank Sun Nan for deliberately letting Li Tiezhu?


    Big joke!


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "of course! Since the show, my uncle has been kind to me. He... Um... In short, he is very good. I will never forget him!"


    Li Tiezhu drew a key word - "family and country.".


    Under the stage, Zhang Xiaomeng met Sun Nan''s agent humanitarian not far away: "how''s it? Is my artist cute?"


    Wulin snorted coldly with sunglasses on.


    Zhang Xiaomeng smiled: "fool! What kind of bird are you, a bat without chicken feathers?"


    Wulin dare not say anything. There''s no way. Li Tiezhu is too strong recently. Even yehenara has fallen. How dare he stand up?


    Then, other singers continue to extract keywords and the program enters the final stage.


    Zheng Yuanchun, who ranked sixth in this issue, drew "fate", so Hong Bo picked up the microphone and was ready to say his concluding remarks.


    Sun Nan said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, you look good with that rabbit ear."


    Li Tiezhu said coyly, "what''s good? It must have been laughed at."


    Sun Nan: "no! People who have dark skin and don''t look good are most suitable for pink, really!"


    This is not convinced, but also revenge on Li Tiezhu.


    Songzhuer trembled with anger.


    Zhao Liya grinned and stood up. She was silent for too long, but it didn''t mean she was pure and good. When she broke out, it was the ultimate evil.


    Zhao Liya took the pink rabbit from Li Tiezhu and went to Sun Nan: "brother Nan is right. You are as black and ugly as Tiezhu. You look good when you wear it! I''ll give it to you? Even if it''s a little gratitude from some of our young singers!"


    Sun Nan was surprised: "no, no, no, I don''t want it!"


    Zhao Liya said pitifully, "you have made such a great sacrifice for us. How can we not express it? This rabbit ear is Huang Liangling''s. Li Tiezhu has worn it. Now I''ll wear it for you personally. It''s the intention of our three young singers. Won''t you look down on us?"


    Sun Nan: "I..."


    Zhao Liya: "although we have made a debut soon and our singing skills and ability are very limited, brother Nan will certainly not dislike us, right?"


    Sun Nan: "ah... Yes!"


    So Zhao Liya put on the rabbit ears for Sun Nan.


    Only hands are familiar!


    Barrage:


    "This scene is deja vu..."


    "So, Zhao Liya is really grateful to brother Nan."


    "Is this a social death scene?"


    "This program is really wonderful!"


    Lengba, who was deeply humiliated by her, was shocked when she watched this scene on the live broadcast. The rabbit smashed well! You deserve to be the most evil one in the zoo. The sisters support you!


    Pine and bamboo are stunned. Is there such an operation? She even began to reflect on whether I was too direct and the insult was not strong?


    Sun Nan''s smile was stiff to the extreme at this time.


    The competition was officially over. Singers and partners chatted in twos and threes. Everyone knew what to talk about.


    After turning off the live broadcast, the four people in Nortel 315 dormitory were laughing.


    Sagittarius: "cheating! It''s so cool."


    Li Zhixuan: "have you noticed that Sun Nan is crying..."


    Wang Xiaokai: "hot pot, let''s go!"


    Wu Lei: "let''s go and have a hot pot to celebrate, Bashi board! I''ll call Han pi to pay for the treat."


    This time, "I am a singer" is completely popular in the whole network, dominating the top five hot searches.


    First: Li Tiezhu has 24 new songs in half an hour


    Second: Sun Nan was beaten in the face when he withdrew from the competition


    Third: Li Tiezhu hard core control live broadcast accident


    Fourth: Li Tiezhu is distracted with rabbit ears


    Fifth: Zhao Liya''s "intimate" gift


    This night was indeed full of ups and downs. First, Li Tiezhu sang 24 new songs live before the game, then Li Tiezhu was distracted, then Sun Nan withdrew from the game, and finally Li Tiezhu slapped Sun Nan in the face.


    However, Li Tiezhu has different views on this. He thinks he helped the program team and Sun Nan. He is great today.


    At the end of the program, Li Tiezhu sent two short videos, one is the collection of live singing of Li Tiezhu provided by the program group, and the other is the monologue: his admiration for Sun Nan.


    Back at the hotel, Li Tiezhu was still arguing with song Zhuer: "you are a villain. How can Mr. Sun Nan be afraid of losing? People said it was to give young singers a chance. I''m very dissatisfied with you."


    Pine and bamboo stared at the dog.


    Zhao Liya guarded the boiling hot pot: "sister zhu''er, you should be sunny. Miss Sun Nan is so cute. How can it be a conspiracy?"


    Songzhuer blinked.


    Zhao Liya whispered: "forget? Reverse feeding plan, don''t let Li Tiezhu learn bad, but always be so simple."


    Songzhuer sounded the anti reverse feeding plan and said, "I''m still too rushed. You have to help me."


    Zhao Liya: "of course!"


    Song Zhuer smiled insidiously. That''s good. Help me, hey, hey


    This evening, not only the whole network is Li Tiezhu''s Sao operation, but also the tiktok also introduced the "Li Tiezhu new song expansion contest", which is to make up for Li Tiezhu''s twenty-four remaining songs, which was discussed with penguins, there will be no copyright dispute, and it is also a promotion for Li Tiezhu.


    The next day, when Li Tiezhu woke up, it was still early, so she covered Zhao Liya who kicked the quilt, and then went to the living room to continue morning exercise.


    When he did the 129th push up, Li Tiezhu was confused.


    Why is Zhao Liya in my bed?


    Where''s songzhuer?


    He doesn''t know. This is the unexpected joy prepared by songzhuer for him.

 Chapter 398

    After thinking for a long time, Li Tiezhu realized that when he and Zhao Liya were celebrating with a small hot pot last night, they were filled with a lot of wine by songzhuer. Anyway, Li Tiezhu was drunk.


    Finally, it seemed that three people fell asleep in bed without taking off their clothes. At least, they didn''t do anything strange.


    After a while, the pine and bamboo thieves came back from buying breakfast and said, "get up? Why don''t you sleep more? Where''s the rabbit?"


    Li Tiezhu ignored her and ate steamed stuffed buns.


    Songzhuer went in to have a look and found that Zhao Liya was still sleeping. She couldn''t help being disappointed.


    After songzhuer left, Zhao Liya''s long eyelashes flashed and whispered, "damn Er ha! Cheated, cheated... It''s dangerous!"


    Fortunately, silly column is stupid enough.


    In the future, we must stay away from pine and bamboo. It''s terrible!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t think too much, and he wouldn''t doubt that songzhuer had any ulterior motives.


    In his eyes, pine and bamboo are lovely and simple. They have no shortcomings except bad temper, fighting, swearing, playing tricks on people, selfishness, bad character, playing big cards, flammability and explosion... They have no shortcomings!


    It is said that beauty is in the eyes of lovers, and songzhuer also thinks Li Tiezhu is flawless. He is the most dazzling star.


    Songzhuer, who has been acting since childhood, generally does not pursue stars, except Li Tiezhu.


    Although he doesn''t understand music and even neurotic, sometimes she can''t judge whether the song is good or not, this doesn''t prevent her from liking Li Tiezhu''s song.


    Rabbit smashing is right. Reverse feeding is an addictive thing.


    Watching Li Tiezhu grow up day by day, watching him become the youngest Mr. 5 billion and the most creative new king in the singing world step by step from the initial little singer... People can''t stop feeling full of harvest.


    The clever and cunning rabbit took a steamed stuffed bun and slipped away. The pine and bamboo children were not discouraged. The mountains and rivers met. You won''t be so lucky next time!


    She and Li Tiezhu returned to Kyoto, and then Li Tiezhu devoted himself to the establishment of the studio.


    Because Li Tiezhu will study in Nortel in the next few years, Penguin decided to open Li Tiezhu''s personal studio in Kyoto after careful consideration, which is more convenient for Li Tiezhu to work.


    Although this studio is not solely owned by Penguin, and even Li Tiezhu occupies 30% of the shares, the biggest backer is penguin.


    The studio is only responsible for Li Tiezhu''s affairs, including but not limited to music, variety, film and television, endorsement and other businesses.


    In the next few days, about Nange''s withdrawal from the competition, it was fried into a hot stem by sand carving netizens.


    Sun Nan himself has been made into the hottest expression bag at present.


    For example:


    Sun Nan''s face was bruised and raised his hand: "I quit the game. Please don''t fight!"


    Sun Nan took the rabbit''s ear and said, "do you think I''m cute? Do you mean to eliminate me?"


    Sun Nan sang with a slightly constipated expression: "as long as I withdraw from the competition, no one can eliminate me... Except Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu showed the card to Sun Nan: "Congratulations, uncle. You''ve been eliminated!"


    Sun Nan''s agent wore sunglasses: "you are a newcomer. Dare you say that my Sun Nan''s withdrawal performance is not good?"


    In addition, Li Tiezhu also likes to mention that there is a loud bandit number - the sanction of the entertainment industry!


    On December 5, "Li Tiezhu studio" was officially established in Kyoto.


    On the same day, the studio announced that the TV series "soldier assault" will start shooting in February of the next year. It will broadcast simultaneously in Donghai, mango and CCTV, and will be delayed for 12 hours on platforms such as penguin.


    The next day, Wang Zhengyu, the director of ha ha ha, contacted Li Tiezhu. Because of the schedule of Luhani and Deng Chao, SiHa in the second season was postponed to next spring.


    Just as Li Tiezhu''s schedule is also very tight, he naturally agrees.


    On December 7, in the 9th "I am a singer" kicking competition, Li Tiezhu still competed with his original songs. After the "falling column storm" half a month ago and the "24 songs in half an hour" last week, Li Tiezhu''s fame and status rose again.


    At least, this circle has accepted Li Tiezhu''s sudden rise.


    Just when everyone wondered what kind of song Li Tiezhu would sing about "home country", Li Tiezhu brought tiktok, a song that was sung in a live voice while he was playing the swords.


    When the play is over, the water sleeves rise and fall


    Singing joys and sorrows has nothing to do with me


    The fans open and close, the gongs and drums sound and silent


    A cup of tea outside Jinghu is still warm


    Used to hide happiness, anger, sadness and happiness in pink ink


    How can I sing and wear my words? White bones and gray are all mine


    In troubled times, duckweed can''t bear to see the beacon burning mountains and rivers


    I dare not forget to worry about my country, even if no one knows me


    The people under the stage can''t see the old color


    The people on the stage are singing the song of heartbroken parting


    Love is hard to write. She sings with blood


    Who is the guest when the curtain rises and falls


    The audience applauded because it sounded good, but also with doubts. What does this song about actors have to do with "home and country"? Shouldn''t we get off the point?


    Li Zijian, who appeared behind Li Tiezhu, couldn''t hear very clearly. He just felt that the sentence "I''m humble and don''t dare to forget worrying about the country" made people sigh.


    Until


    ah


    Deep regret and seriousness


    Looking back is an illusion


    Who''s opposite


    When Li Zijian heard this Kunqu white at the entrance of the passage, he suddenly realized: "Li Xiangjun! Pei Yanzhi."


    Shen Meng: "who?"


    Li Zijian said faintly, "Li Xiangjun was one of the eight beauties of Qinhuai in the late Qing Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty, and peiyanzhi was a famous actor in the early Republic of China."


    Shen Meng is even more confused. There are many people as confused as him.


    ¡­¡­


    After you sing, I''ll come on stage


    Don''t laugh at the wind and moon play, don''t laugh at people''s absurdity


    I have also asked Qinghuang about her rise and fall


    Tao is ruthless. How can you think about love


    Tao is ruthless, Tao is affectionate, and it takes time to think


    I hope Yanyun has a dream in Bianliang


    After Li Tiezhu finished singing, he said, "thank you! A song" red Ling "is dedicated to you. This is my ''family and country''. The following competing singer..."


    The barrage is mostly at a loss:


    "Last time, the live voice said that this song is tiktok!"


    "Those who are chattering tiktok are compared with this one."


    "Don''t compare with Li Tiezhu, okay?"


    "Just, what does this have to do with ''home and country''?"


    "Mingming is a singer."


    "Inferior?"


    "I''m humble and dare not forget to worry about my country! Isn''t such a play worth singing?"


    "Who?"


    "Pei Yanzhi of the Republic of China, google yourself."


    "Great God, can you hear it?"


    "As long as you know that history, this song is very straightforward."


    Backstage, songzhuer and Zhao Liya were stunned. They also listened to this song for the first time. Although they didn''t know much about that history, they somehow had a feeling of empathy.


    Maybe because everyone is an actor?


    Looking at Li Tiezhu''s performance, both of them have emerged an old mother''s satisfaction. Li Tiezhu has stood at the gate to the superstar.


    Li Tiezhu did not explain, but continued to host: "the key word drawn by the singer in the last period is'' fate ''. Let''s invite him to bring you an old song" fate of earth. "


    The audience applauded, Li Tiezhu withdrew and Li Zijian stepped on the stage.


    The band teachers looked at Li Zijian one after another, waiting for the signal he had prepared, and the audience was looking forward to it.


    Li Zijian made a wait sign to the band and said, "I have something to say. Can I say it? Director?"


    Hong Bo was surprised and the chrysanthemums were tight.


    Li Zijian hurriedly said, "don''t worry, I won''t quit the game."


    The audience couldn''t help laughing. Then, the applause thundered. Brother Jian was so funny.


    Hong Bo had to nod.


    Li Zijian took two steps forward, as always elegant: "Tiezhu just heard this song. It has nothing to do with the song or Li Tiezhu. Originally, what I was most moved by was the sentence ''I am humble and dare not forget to worry about the country'', but after watching the reaction of the audience, especially the young audience, I realized the sadness of the next sentence... ''even if no one knows me''. Yes, this song may have written Mr. Pei Yanzhi''s great poem Yi, but also wrote his foresight. Few people in future generations will know that he remembers him. "


    When he said this, Li Zijian was especially serious, even with a little anger.


    The audience was quiet. After all, almost everyone couldn''t hear the story behind the song.


    Li Zijian said: "in that year, the Japanese army captured Anyuan County and asked the famous actor Pei Yanzhi to give them a consolation performance. Pei Yanzhi didn''t refuse. He turned to the dresser and painted his eyebrows. The performance naturally began. Pei Yanzhi''s water sleeves on the stage were soft, and Kunqiang Miaoman sang peach blossom fan. The Japanese army was intoxicated. Suddenly, Li Xiangjun, who was decorated by Pei Yanzhi, shouted" ignition! " . when the Japanese responded, the fire had already spread. The Japanese wanted to escape, but they found that the door had been sealed. The theater collapsed, but the play was not over. In the raging fire, the stage was still singing the peach blossom fan of joys and sorrows, because the old man once said that once the play started, it must be finished. "


    The audience applauded even more. It turned out that there was such a tragic story behind this song, which lived up to the name of "home and country".


    Many of the audience even red eyes.


    Li Zijian added: "the word in Peach Blossom Fan: you know it only when you are on the main road. You regret it seriously. When you look back, you will see an illusion. Who is opposite? Iron pillar!"


    Li Tiezhu had already stood up and nodded: "yes."


    He didn''t know this history, but there was information about this song. He went to learn more about it and found that it was not an ordinary pop song, so he decided to sing it in this issue.


    Some songs should not be buried. Even as a hanging force, you can''t "copy songs" just for yourself.


    He always thought that he was a "messenger".


    Li Zijian said: "To tell you the truth, I don''t think this song is the best one written by Li Tiezhu, nor is it necessarily the best one sung. The reason to help him explain it is because he wrote a good song foolishly and didn''t understand it after singing. It''s a pity. He never canvassed and explained for himself. Such a child... He is the superstar of the future! Talent and people All products are superstar potential! "


    The audience applauded.


    Li Tiezhu smiled modestly: "uncle, you flatter me too much."


    Li Zijian: "Audience friends, he is not modest, he is stupid. He doesn''t understand how his talent has shocked the audience in the singing world! But he is what we like, isn''t he? I hope he will always keep this innocence and bring more good songs with such thick and positive energy. In fact, our singer is also a performer. He is humble and dare not forget to worry about the country! My words are over."

 Chapter 399

    Next, Li Zijian finished his singing, affectionate and elegant, very powerful.


    Finally, in this round of kicking competition, Li Weiwei, a female singer from Li Jiapo, sang a song "suffering" very well, but failed to kick successfully under the joint "hanging" of six singers. She only got the fifth place. It''s a pity to leave.


    On December 16 and December 23, the 10th and 11th rounds of the competition of "I am a singer" were held successively. The new replacement singer was a blind man named Xiao Qi, an expert who made Li Tiezhu respect.


    He is an original singer and writes countless good songs.


    Xiao Qi took third place in "you are my eye" and seventh place in "let", but he still advanced.


    Instead, another original singer was eliminated - Zhao Liya.


    Li Tiezhu won the top four in both competitions with two high-quality songs "once slow" and "stranded", without fear of elimination.


    After Hong Bo announced her ranking, Zhao Liya said:


    "I always thought I was no worse than silly column! From a good voice to a singer, I tried my best all the way, but I found that I was getting farther and farther! Maybe this is the gap. In these two issues, one of my new songs is not as good as the other, and I know it myself. Therefore, I opened my eyes. Brother Jian and I are the same kind of people. We are not geniuses, we are just musicians."


    Li Zijian: "don''t compare with Li Tiezhu. It''s boring to live like that. You''re still young and so beautiful! Compared with Li Tiezhu... It''s not worth it! He''s an animal!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not."


    Li Zijian: "good, obedient, you are."


    Zhao Liya rarely laughed: "very good! I started singing inspired by Li Tiezhu''s songs, but it was more my rebellion against my mother. Now, I know that she is also moving for me and cheering for me, so everything is worth it. Come on, Li Tiezhu, my mother is still watching your game! Don''t let her down."


    Li Tiezhu Alexander: "ah! Aunt, I will work hard! Thank you! Yaya works hard. You encourage her more."


    With a smile, Zhao Liya hugged Li Tiezhu and said, "come on! Write more beautiful songs. I''m going to release a new album this year. There''s not enough songs!"


    In Shudu, Zhao Muye was immediately angry: "how can ya kiss him? This..."


    Liu Wanyun was also angry: "this dead girl, come back and I''ll kill you! Iron pillar is also what you said. Did you ask others if they would like it?"


    Zhao Muye: "


    On the live screen, Li Tiezhu was as simple as ever: "not enough songs? What... What do you mean?"


    Zhao Liya said, "it''s boring to be too straightforward?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "Oh... I see."


    Zhao Liya took songzhuer: "I''m sorry! I''m not sad to be eliminated. The most sad thing is this, silly column, I took your girlfriend!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Songzhu''er has always had a sense of variety. After all, his skull is abnormal: "ah, goodbye, ah, goodbye, goodbye..."


    Li Tiezhu: "numb... Get out!"


    Matsushita: "throw ~"


    After the game, the singers gradually dispersed.


    Li Tiezhu is still in the rest room and asks Xiao Qi for advice on Judo. Yes, it''s the blind singer.


    Even though Li Tiezhu thinks his kung fu is good, after dueling with him... He is brought down every time. It turns out that this is a judo master who has participated in the Kyoto Paralympic Games and won a medal!


    Li Tiezhu is very interested in all kinds of Kung Fu, so... He adores this singer in particular.


    During this period, sun Xixi followed Zhang Xiaomeng around the south of the Yangtze River and southern Yunnan to complete the scene of soldiers'' assault.


    And the investment is in place, a full 80 million, the actors are already ready, everything is ready, only owe Dongfeng.


    Sun Xixi and Zhang Xiaomeng are setting up a crew. Li Tiezhu thought of the real-time editing used by Xu laoguai, so he had the cheek to invite an editor.


    The studio has come up with a plan. The shooting of soldier assault is expected to be three months and will start years ago.


    In fact, the preparations for "soldiers'' assault" have been in full swing, but Li Tiezhu, as a "director", has been in the remote command stage because he wants to participate in "I am a singer".


    After all, his own professional quality is limited. He might as well choose to trust Zhang Xiaomeng and sun Xixi.


    December 30, the 12th round!


    Li Tiezhu finally stopped singing and had a rare rest for a week.


    Except for the singer who withdrew from the competition because he "gave young singers room to sprint", all the other singers who failed to challenge or were eliminated gathered together. After some competition, Yan Bing, Chen Jingyi, Zhao Liya and Zhang Liying broke through successfully.


    Thus, a lineup of ten shock singers was formed.


    The atmosphere of the finals is up and down, that is to say, "I am a singer" has a total of 14 issues.


    This is what Li Tiezhu knows now, because this is a new program, and the rules are not complete. In particular, the chief director is still a bitch. After seeing the sharp rise in ratings, Hong Bo also changed the rules. Therefore, the original 12 programs were extended to 14.


    After the break out, the four successful players sat quietly in the lounge, and then welcomed the six promoted singers.


    When everyone was busy, Hong Bo said:


    "The next stage, the 13th stage, is divided into two rounds. The first round is a group competition, and singers form teams freely in pairs. In this round, a pair of singers are eliminated. The second round is a help singing session, and two people are eliminated. Finally, the corner is expelled from the top six of the next stage."


    I have to say that Hong Bo is really cheap. It''s exciting to directly get the singer to use after expanding and adding the final code of good voice!


    The singers were immersed in joy and were stunned for a moment.


    Han Hong said, "what do you mean? Two people in the team will be eliminated together in one round?"


    Hong Bo: "yes."


    Han Hong looked at Li Tiezhu: "then I have to pick my teammates."


    Li Tiezhu smiled at Chao Han Hong with a simple and honest smile: "aunt, you have to pick the right one, so that you can perform better."


    Han Hong: "of course, you..."


    Li Tiezhu then turned and pulled Zhao Liya: "let''s work together. Anyway, we''ve cooperated several times and are familiar with each other."


    Han Hong: "


    I would have turned my heart to the moon, but the moon turned to the ditch!


    Zhao Liya said proudly, "I don''t understand. You ask my music partner."


    Songzhu''er looked at the two people holding hands and said, "yo! Think of me now?"


    Li Tiezhu quickly released his hands and wiped his hands on his pants with a simple and honest face.


    Zhao Liya rolled her secret eyes and wiped her hands? Are you dirty? Pooh! My pure and clean body


    Songzhu''er hugged the two people''s necks and said in a big way: "group! Good voice, the champions and runners up gather, and the Buddha stops killing the Buddha God!"


    Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya formed a team successfully, Han Hong and Li Zijian formed a team


    Soon, ten players formed a team successfully. The next thing to consider is the help singing link.


    How to say, the test of these singing links is not singing skills, but the singers'' contacts. At least, it is very difficult for new singers.


    After the formation of the team, the singers began the performance of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea to show their magic powers. They entrusted their strongest relationship and invited the top singers to help them perform.


    Li Tiezhu is different. He is considering who to choose to help sing. He has no way. He knows too many top singers, and it is also a worry to choose.


    Hey!


    That''s so annoying!


    My damn charm


    Liu Huade? Gu Dale? Zhang Youxue? Or Master Cheng Dalong? Forget it, Cheng Dalong doesn''t deserve it!


    Finally, Li Tiezhu dialed Chen Yisen.


    This section was also broadcast live. It was a gag to the audience before the finals, so all the singers called on the spot.


    Li Tiezhu called Chen Yisen: "Mr. Ethan! It''s me, Li Tiezhu. It''s like this... I participated in a program called" I''m a singer ". Ah! Ah... Ah ~ ah? Oh, I know."


    After hanging up, partner Liang Tian asked, "how''s it going?"


    Li Tiezhu looked bitterly at a fat man in the distance: "someone beat him first."


    Han Hongchao danced with Li Tiezhu: "Hey! I knew you would choose him. I chose him first, slightly..."


    Li Tiezhu covers his face. Aunt Mai Meng can''t carry it!


    Change it.


    When the live broadcast was put here, the director made a cheap claim and added a subtitle - Li Tiezhu''s network summary.


    "Hello? Uncle Liu? I, ah, yes, I''m an iron pillar. What? Well, I want to find a guest to help sing in a program. Are you free? Ah? No? Excuse me..."


    "Uncle Youxue! My iron pillar, you... You have a concert to catch fugitives again? Don''t bother."


    "Uncle Cheng Fu? Yes, yes, it''s me. Ah... Lao Gu told you? Yes, I need someone to sing for me. I''ve called and I''m not free, so I came to you. What? I can''t dance? No, I have no shortcomings except dancing and old wrestling. Hello, hello? Hello... Ha, maybe the signal is bad. Laugh."


    "Mr. Zhou, I''m going to participate in a program now... Ah, you''re watching the live broadcast? That''s good. I''m going to invite you to sing for me. Ah? Why? I can''t pronounce clearly! I''m also ugly! I... I haven''t played dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms? You, your excuse for refusing... Hello? Uncle!"


    Almost all the new and old singers at the scene found their own singing guests, and Li Tiezhu was more and more embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and dialed the phone again: "Xiao Mao, do me a favor... What? You are so... Get out!"


    Again: "Wang Xiaokai, why do you eat hot pot? If you watch my live broadcast, you can eat hot pot? I, i... I ask you if you are free. Come and help me sing next time... Ann? Are you watching the live broadcast? Yes, I asked the four heavenly kings first. You beat them with a hammer? You deserve it? Go away! I won''t invite you! Go away! Call -"


    Li Tiezhu is really angry. I don''t believe it.


    However, after making so many calls, they were rejected. Who else? Who else? There seems to be no more!


    No, no... there''s another one!


    Li Tiezhu nervously dialed the phone: "hey... It''s me, Li Tiezhu. What, I''m participating in a program now. I need to invite a guest to sing with me. Are you free? Ah? Ok... Thank you! Thank you!"


    With a pop, Li Tiezhu knelt down and looked like my father.


    Come on! Compare with me!


    Scare you to death!


    After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu jumped up and screamed: "die, you! I will be promoted in the next stage!"


    Help singing guests?


    Hum!


    This is more than just helping me sing?


    This is directly carrying me to the finals! Liu Huade? Zhang Youxue? Guo Chengfu? Play with the mud!

 Chapter 400

    Li Zijian habitually joked: "I feel that Li Tiezhu invited his father."


    Han Hong: "his father can really sing. I heard that when they carried people up the mountain in their hometown, his old man was the lead singer..."


    Zhao Liya and song Zhuer are also curious about why Li Tiezhu, who usually keeps a low profile close to melon advice, is so arrogant. What guest can stimulate Li Tiezhu like this? Did you... Dig Mike out? Of course, I dare not say that, or I will be sprayed to death.


    Yan Bing, who came back from the breakout, asked Li Tiezhu, "who did you invite?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t tell you."


    Yan Bing: "let''s talk quietly."


    "Then come here."


    "Well, who?"


    Li Tiezhu attached to Yan Bing''s ear and whispered, "I won''t tell you ~"


    Yan Bing: "


    Li Tiezhu looked proud and looked very ungrateful.


    He didn''t expect this person to promise. Originally, he just asked casually, but since he promised, it would be better.


    Help sing. In the final analysis, it''s better than the guests!


    well!


    I don''t believe anyone''s guest is better than mine.


    The audience are very interested in the guest singers, especially Li Tiezhu''s guest singers. Now only Chen Yisen is known, and the others are unknown.


    However, the game is over here.


    Angry, the audience yelled:


    "Broken dog!!"


    "Hongbo, your uncle''s!"


    "Who are the guest singers?"


    "Mushrooms dare not break the chapter like this..."


    "Say hello to Hongbo''s family and ancestors."


    "Fakew! A musical instrument."


    "Is it gone?"


    "Yes, there is no under Hong Bo."


    After the program, Han Hong invited everyone to have another big meal, and then went back to their homes. During this period, many people asked who Li Tiezhu''s singing guest was. Li Tiezhu kept it a secret. He just didn''t say it. Even Zhao Liya and song Zhuer couldn''t pull out ivory from his dog''s mouth.


    The more Li Tiezhu keeps his mouth shut, the more curious the singers are. I''m afraid the guest''s coffee is unusual.


    Can the stars who make Li Tiezhu crazy be ordinary people?


    After returning home, songzhu''er, who spent new year''s day with Li Tiezhu, used the strongest body wrapping technique and various oral negotiation modes. He couldn''t ask why, but he was also angry.


    Li Tiezhu said it was a surprise for her.


    This week, Li Tiezhu was still very busy, because he began to select actors for soldier assault. In addition to the absolute stars set by Li Tiezhu himself, he also needed more than a dozen supporting actors.


    Among them, the actors of Xu Sanduo''s family are the most difficult to find. After all, the family should be neat. It''s certainly difficult to find them if they should be selected according to Li Tiezhu''s temperament.


    Finally, all the other actors were found, except Xu Sanduo''s father and big brother.


    After looking for some famous people in the circle, Zhang Xiaomeng directly sent messages to the little actors and Taoists in the Kyoto film circle, organized a small-scale audition, and finally found Xu Sanduo''s father and big brother. It''s really strange.


    Actor selection is mainly the final decision of Li Tiezhu. After all, he is a director.


    In the twinkling of an eye, on Thursday, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer flew to southern Hunan Province early in the morning. This day is mainly the rehearsal of the participating singers, and the singing guests will arrive the next day.


    Li Tiezhu brought two new songs this time. On this day, the rehearsal was a solo track, and it went well.


    Liang Xiaobo and others were numb. It is no wonder that Li Tiezhu took out another classic song. The donkeys of the production team dare not produce so much. Moreover, the music team never raised objections to Li Tiezhu''s various arrangement opinions, because they were beaten in the face by reality every time.


    In the evening, when it was Li Tiezhu''s turn to rehearse, songzhu''er came in with a little girl and was stopped by Liang Tian.


    "What are you doing here? Looking for information?"


    Liang Tian is very conscientious.


    Songzhu''er looked puzzled: "what information? Tiezhu wrote today''s song with me in his arms and sang it with me in his arms. What information do I inquire about?"


    Liang Tian was slightly embarrassed. She forgot that they had fit skills and said, "what about this man?"


    Matsushita: "this is Tiezhu''s half sister. She came to give Tiezhu something. Don''t you even know Liu Xiaohua?"


    The light is a little dark. Liang Tian takes a closer look. Isn''t this the tricky appearance of antelope hanging horns Liu Xiaohua?


    "Aha! Misunderstanding, come in and don''t talk, otherwise it will affect Li Tiezhu''s rehearsal."


    Liu Xiaohua didn''t speak all the way, carrying a cowboy bag.


    Liang Tian arranged the two to sit down under the stage. She looked at Liu Xiaohua carefully and sighed slightly. If she looks better, the girl will be very popular with Li Tiezhu''s resources? Now... Unfortunately, it''s a waste of resources.


    Liu Xiaohua opened a bag of spicy strips and ate them one by one with songzhuer. She didn''t mean to hand them to Liang Tian at all.


    Liang Tian looks at their indecent eating appearance and sighs again. She doesn''t look good and has no temperament. Although pine and bamboo son is that, what does she look like!


    Pity, pity.


    Matsushita: "Xiaohua, have you had winter vacation?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "No. I asked for leave to attend the Golden Dragon Film Festival the day after tomorrow. Won''t you go? Sister-in-law?"


    Matsushita: "Oh, yes! I almost forgot if you didn''t say it."


    Liang Tian wants them to stop talking, but she can''t speak. She is super invincible envy. Jinlong Film Festival! The largest film festival in Asia and the highest palace of Chinese films! It''s also lucky to go around with her brother''s resources. Hey! Why don''t I have such a brother?


    Liu Xiaohua said again, "sister-in-law, have you nominated?"


    Songzhu''er said with a spicy note in his mouth, "No. do you think I''m you? You can get a nomination for the best newcomer award before the film is released, tut..."


    "Cough, cough..."


    Liang Tian is choked by her saliva. What''s the situation?


    She remembers that Liu Xiaohua, relying on Li Tiezhu''s relationship, guest starred in a movie of Xingye, a small role. How did she nominate? Besides, the film hasn''t been released yet. How can it be nominated?


    This is unscientific.


    Liu Xiaohua held a hot strip in her cigarette and played it. She was lonely and said, "I just wanted to study hard. They had to bother me, send invitations and call. Hey... They blame me for being so excellent, just like a firefly in the dark."


    Matsushita: "that''s! Everyone in Lao Li''s family is a talent."


    Liu Xiaohua: "except my mother."


    "Aunt is also good. Pregnant, she can climb the stairs with a new washing machine..."


    "It''s all my credit. I have made indelible contributions to her health career. It''s all tears!"


    "I''m sorry! It''ll be fine when the iron egg comes out."


    "Yes!"


    "Do you think you can win the prize?"


    "Of course not. Do you want to fart? I don''t know how to get in, but I hope my brother can win the award. He is the best newcomer award like me."


    "Yes! He has more hope than you this year. After all, he has been released and the box office is good. I envy you newcomers and awards. Unlike me, he has been an old artist for more than ten years..."


    Liang Tian is shocked when she hears that Li Tiezhu is surrounded by evil spirits?


    So, I''m afraid Tiezhu''s help singing guests tomorrow are also very shocked. Is it Dou Xian? Cui Dashen? It doesn''t seem enough. Who else?


    At this time, Li Tiezhu on the stage sang the wrong rhythm and stopped to communicate with the band.


    Songzhu''er pointed to the stage and said with a smile, "hahaha! Look at your brother''s stupid look, I''m laughing to death!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "my brother is a fool. Just look at the guests he invited to help sing. Only fools can invite such people to help sing!"


    Matsutake was stunned: "do you know who the guest singer is?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "yes."


    Liang Tian was also surprised. Li Tiezhu kept his mouth shut. He didn''t even tell song Zhuer, but told Liu Xiaohua?


    Songzhuer was a little jealous: "no! I asked Tiezhu for so long that he didn''t say it. Why should I tell you?"


    Liu Xiaohua said, "my brother didn''t tell me, but Zhou Xingxing told me."


    "Zhou Xingxing? How did he know?"


    "He''s just a guest singer."


    "Ah???"


    The pine, bamboo and spicy strips fell to the ground.


    Liang Tian was so scared that her legs were clamped. Is this what NIMA said? Can Zhou Xingxing sing? Will Zhou Xingxing tell you?


    Liu Xiaohua disdained and said, "is that right? Is my brother a fool? I know Zhou Xingxing can''t sing, tut tut..."


    Matsushita: "no! I mean, how did Zhou Xingxing promise Li Tiezhu? He never goes on such programs, and he is famous for not paying back."


    Liu Xiaohua said with a spicy note in her mouth, "Zhou Xingxing said on the way. He came along to take me and you to the film festival. It seems that the films in the Spring Festival file borrow the film festival to advertise in advance."


    Songzhu''er shook his head slightly and the truth came out!


    By the way? Along Mao''s road, no matter from the East China Sea to the East China Sea, from Xiangjiang to the East China Sea, or from Kyoto to the East China Sea, it is impossible for him to come to southern Hunan.


    Besides, is it still on the way by plane? Skydiving on the way?


    At this time, Liang Tian is about to pee. Is she so cruel? Would you please sing for me? What brain circuit does Li Tiezhu have? The key star also promised. However, how dare Liu Xiaohua despise and slander the star master? What if you let the star know?


    Didi.


    Liu Xiaohua''s mobile phone rang. When she picked it up, it was a slightly skimpy call from Zhou Xingxing:


    "Xiaohua, the salted chicken clock doesn''t like eating acridine?"


    Liu Xiaohua replied directly: "don''t buy it. Everything you buy is terrible. Old man, you really want to buy Zhou black duck or Jue Wei."


    After putting down the mobile phone, Liu Xiaohua looked disgusted: "I''m so bored! I sent two messages in three days, which made me almost paid my mobile phone by the teacher several times. What a big person, what''s all right all day? I know to chat."


    Song Zhuer: "Oh... I don''t know my happiness in happiness."


    Liu Xiaohua said again, "in fact, Zhou Xingxing told me that he came to be a guest singer for me because, poof... Because..."


    Matsushita: "because of what?"


    Liu Xiaohua laughed and trembled: "it''s because... Hahaha, geese..."


    Matsushita: "


    Liang Tian''s appetite was lifted, because what do you say! Don''t get stuck here. People all over the country want to know, and I''m no exception.


    Because the laughter was too loud, Li Tiezhu heard it. When he looked carefully, he was not angry: "Liu Xiaohua, if you make a sound again, I''ll sew your mouth up!"


    Liu Xiaohua immediately sat up straight with a serious face and stopped talking.


    Matsushita: "because of what?"


    Liang Tian couldn''t help it: "yes! Why? You talk, don''t break the chapter..."


    What a dog!


    Liu Xiaohua really didn''t speak after that. Liang Tian and Songzhu were so angry that the broken chapter dog couldn''t die!


    (I''m so cruel that I even scold myself! Hum!)

 Chapter 401

    After Li Tiezhu''s rehearsal, Liu Xiaohua finally said why Zhou Xingxing came to help sing: "he said, poof... He said Li Tiezhu was not afraid of death. What face does he want? Hahaha..."


    Liang Tian covers her face. Yes, I''ve heard that Zhou Xingxing sings very... It''s hard to say.


    What did Li Tiezhu think?


    Songzhu''er didn''t laugh. He snorted coldly. Zhou Xingxing didn''t come for this reason!


    She took part in "journey to the west to subdue demons". Naturally, she is very clear about Zhou Xingxing''s doting on Liu Xiaohua. She thought it would be light after shooting the play. Who knows it didn''t, but it became more and more intense.


    Make complaints about Zhou Xingxing''s love, even if it''s surrogacy. How is it better than Liu Xiaohua! It''s really not good. Spoil me. My skull is abnormal, and so is Li Tiezhu.


    Liang Tian doesn''t know this, but she is surprised that Liu Xiaohua is really thick skinned. After shooting the play for so long, she still pesters Zhou Xingxing. She has no skin and no face.


    Fortunately, Xingye is a good man, otherwise who cares about you?


    No force!


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, songzhu''er and Liu Xiaohua played mahjong in the hotel. Liu Xiaohua didn''t book a hotel. She stayed with songzhu''er.


    The atmosphere in the room was very hot.


    "Three!"


    "Two cakes!"


    "Bang, wait a minute. I''ll stroke it. How''s our mother? Is iron egg OK? Is it checked every month?"


    "What cards do you play? Six cylinders. She''s in good health. She beat me the day before yesterday."


    "Six barrel bang, why beat you?"


    "I didn''t want to go to the film festival, so she beat me."


    "Why don''t you want to go to the film festival?"


    "That Zhou Xingxing bought a villa in the blue mountain of the East China Sea. He had to ask me to help him design how to decorate it. I know how to decorate it with a hammer! Besides, he is just showing off. I won''t be affected by the bird spirit. When you go to the East China Sea to participate in the film festival, you two don''t just know how to show your love. Remember to take me away and don''t be entangled by him."


    "Er... Change the subject, Leah. I heard you went to the film festival, too?"


    Zhao Liya looked at a good hand of cards and didn''t look at any of them. She felt the face of the cards with her fingers: "they asked me to play the piano. I''m a guest of the show... Touch the dark seven pairs (seven small pairs)!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "Yue! Why are you so lucky?"


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu gave Liu Xiaohua a slap on the back of the head: "what is Jill''s dirty words? Be civilized! Female dolls don''t want Jill."


    Liu Xiaohua was not afraid of Li Tiezhu before, because she could threaten her mother. Since her mother married Uncle Li, she lost her last support. Plus Li Tiezhu was so popular, she could only bear it.


    Songzhu''er asked Li Tiezhu, "what do you think? Please sing for Zhou Xingxing. Don''t you know he can''t sing?"


    Li Tiezhu looked helpless: "it''s all uncle Liu Huade''s fault... He said that all the top stars in Xiangjiang can sing and perform. Their acting skills are great and their singing skills are first-class. I saw that my Master Cheng Dalong can sing. Is Zhou Xingxing not worse than my master? He must be able to sing. Where do you know..."


    Liu Xiaohua: "it''s still time to change. Anyway, the people all over the country don''t know who your singing guest is."


    Zhao Liya and song Zhuer looked at each other. The intelligence of the family was afraid to be generally low. They all decided to change it? Didn''t you offend people?


    Li Tiezhu said, "I dare not! Others are not good. I''m afraid he will target me."


    Liu Xiaohua: "what are you afraid of? I''ll call you."


    "Forget it, forget it!"


    "Don''t forget it. I''ll call and scold him now. Don''t I count in my heart? I can''t sing and promised to help sing. I scold him to death!"


    "Don''t, don''t, Liu Xiaohua! Put down the phone! Does your brother help singing guests? I rely on strength."


    "But..."


    "No, but! Choose a helper who can''t sing. Be fair to other players. After all, I''m too strong."


    "Wow!"


    "Wow, your sister!"


    Li Tiezhu is so angry that you dare to fight Zhou Xingxing. Do I dare? Trying to kill me? I''m not smart, but I, at least, am I a person?


    Not stupid enough to dig your own grave.


    What if Zhou Xingxing doesn''t let me be the hero of his new movie? How do I complete the system task? I especially pointed out that his Mermaid 2 broke 10 billion box office. I have 5 billion, and there is still a gap of 5 billion.


    Zhao Liya: "what will you do tomorrow?"


    Li Tiezhu was also foolishly laughed by himself. He naively thought Zhou Xingxing could sing. He said, "what else can I do? Try to sing better. Fortunately, the song I prepared for him is Cantonese..."


    That night, Zhao Liya killed four sides and won three.


    Then she took the money and fled back to her room early. She didn''t dare to stay too late with Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er for fear of being plotted.


    The next day, the weather was fine and windless.


    Li Tiezhu still came to mango TV station early, waiting for rehearsal.


    Because there is only one studio and a group of band members, in addition to the singers with their own accompaniment band, the program group band is the most tired. Therefore, the rehearsal is carried out in turn. In this period, there are ten singers, and the rehearsal is more compact.


    Liu Xiaohua didn''t follow Li Tiezhu, but went to songzhu''er and Zhao Liya.


    Liang Tian is still trapped in yesterday''s shock, so that she is inexplicably excited when she looks at Li Tiezhu''s expression today. This is a man who can invite Zhou Xingxing!


    Because Zhou Xingxing didn''t arrive, Li Tiezhu only went to check the music score with the band and had no chance to rehearse at all.


    Gradually, Li Tiezhu was a little anxious.


    Until noon, Zhou Xingxing still didn''t come. Although Li Tiezhu was anxious, he didn''t dare to be angry. After all, he was a master.


    Soon, the staff of the program group began to eat.


    Li Tiezhu ate three boxes of lunch depressed and said in his heart, did Xingye forget to sing for him? Would you like to remind him?


    At this time, there was a sudden activity outside. There was no doubt that it was Han Hong''s pen again. She loved the excitement most.


    Li Tiezhu and Liang Tian went out to have a look. What kind of party activity is it? It''s basically to meet these help singing guests and exchange ideas by the way.


    Except for Li Tiezhu''s help singing guests, all the help singing guests have arrived.


    "Iron pillar, come and meet your mentor!"


    Han Hong saw Li Tiezhu coming out and quickly called him over.


    Li Tiezhu came over and hugged Chen Ethan: "Hello, teacher Ethan, why do you promise aunt Han Hong? You should wait for me."


    Chen Yisen: "I don''t sing with you. It''s suitable for boys and girls. Is the girl you chose to help sing?"


    Li Tiezhu said nothing: "man..."


    Then, the help singers of all the guests introduced in turn. As a younger generation, Li Tiezhu naturally wanted to go up and say hello.


    Li Zijian''s helper singer is Wu Xiaobo.


    "Hello, Mr. Wu Xiaobo. I''ve seen your TV play."


    Zheng Yuanchun''s helper singer is Li Zhenshi, a southern stick. Li Tiezhu doesn''t know him.


    "Hello, Smecta."


    Yan Bing''s helper singer is Tao Jiji.


    "Hello, I''ve heard of your black Liuding."


    Zhang Liying''s helper singer is Zhang Zhijie, sister Na''s husband.


    "Hello, brother Jie, have a chance to invite you to hot pot."


    Xiao Qi''s help sing Sister Zhang.


    "Good teacher, I grew up listening to your song."


    Chen Jingyi''s assistant singer Li Qinke.


    "Ah! Hello..."


    Finally, it''s Zhao Liya''s help singing, lengba.


    Li Tiezhu was slightly embarrassed and bowed: "Hello, teacher lengba! Long time no see."


    Lengba couldn''t help laughing. Why hasn''t she seen you for a long time? Didn''t they fly to Kyoto to play with you for two days last week? Annoying! Pull the hook ruthlessly!


    Lengba: "well, that''s good! Learn more from these elders. Don''t be complacent. You still have a long way to go in the future."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, very long, very long..."


    Lengba thought, how long is it? I''m not afraid you can''t measure it? People are not shallow!


    Han Hong couldn''t help asking, "iron pillar, where''s your guest?"


    Li Tiezhu grimaced: "not yet..."


    Han Hong: "didn''t you tell him the time?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve been notified. His wrist is too big. I don''t dare to hurry."


    Han Hong: "how big is the wrist power? I don''t believe it yet. Give me the phone. I scolded him for being bloody and half paralyzed. Ah, ah... Zhou Xingxing? Xingye! Xingye morning!"


    Wearing cloth shoes and carrying a plastic bag, Zhou Xingxing walked into the lounge under the guidance of the staff and was looking around curiously.


    All the guests were stunned, and then quickly greeted the star master with respect.


    Li Tiezhu underestimated: "aunt, don''t you want to scold him for being a bloody showerhead?"


    Han Hong kicked Li Tiezhu: "I''ll pick you up later."


    Li Tiezhu shrunk in the corner and watched others abandon him. He turned his head and bowed to Zhou Xingxing. He thought, why do you compliment him? Is it to disgust me?


    Zhou Xingxing nodded to the group of people he knew and didn''t know. He was perfunctory, showing his habitual embarrassment and impolite smile. He subconsciously hid the plastic bag behind his back.


    After greeting more than 20 singers, singers and partners, Zhou Xingxing came to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "good Lord Xing."


    Zhou Xingxing: "where are the flowers?"


    Li Tiezhu: "... No, why are you here now?"


    Zhou Xingxing was impatient and lowered his voice: "Jue Wei is said to be the most authentic in Jiangxia. I''ll fly to Jiangxia and come by the high-speed railway after buying it. Are you dumb? Where''s Xiaohua? You talk!"


    Not far away, a group of famous stars in the singing world all looked at Zhou Xingxing, looked at the duck neck and kelp knot in the plastic bag in his hand, and envied him. Li Tiezhu, what can he do? Can you invite Zhou Xingxing to sing for him, and Zhou Xingxing buys him his favorite spicy brine?


    The program group is also very cheap. It recorded this so-called get-together and introduced each singer''s singing guests. Then, when Zhou Xingxing appeared, he only gave others a picture of nodding and bowing. Han Hong bowed, Li Zijian bent down, Chen Yisen knelt on one knee, Yan Bing lay on the ground to show respect, and Zheng Yuanchun of South baseball also made a gesture of worship


    Then, under Hong Bo''s advice, he cut short films of malicious tiktok, and put them on TV and jitter at 2:00 p.m., warming up for the evening''s games.


    When all the audience watched Han Hong, Chen Yisen, Li Zijian, Yan Bing, Zheng Yuanchun and other big men worship, who is it?


    The short program stopped abruptly, and finally fixed on a figure silhouette, with the words: who is Li Tiezhu''s singing guest? Let''s wait and see at eight tonight!


    Sure enough, there is no most dog, only more dog!


    Netizens are too lazy to scold. This is not a broken dog. This is a pervert! It''s a beast! It''s an animal!


    (there will be a change after an hour)

 Chapter 402

    Liu Xiaohua sat across the hall from the lounge with Zhang Xiaomeng, her common agent with her brother, and didn''t speak. She was playing the mobile game of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms with her head down.


    She heard Zhou Xingxing coming, but she didn''t lift her head and continued to play wild.


    Mom, Huang Zhong on the other side is terrible. When she raises her head, the other side is like "watch your head". She wears Yang for a hundred steps and loses Liu Xiaohua''s residual blood Gan Ning. It''s too late to separate. How can she fight wild without residual blood?


    When she heard the line, the other party had shot a fatal arrow, a third of the map, and she hit back slowly


    Start 0-4, can you bear it?


    Liu Xiaohua gnashes her teeth. When I reach level 12, I will net you for five seconds. There are five people with split skill and split knife. Kill your dog!


    When Li Tiezhu saw Zhou Xingxing coming, he also took a dead horse as a living horse doctor. He grabbed him and went to the studio to rehearse: "Sir, you''re finally here. Go, rehearse..."


    Zhou Xingxing broke away from Li Tiezhu, but he was still very upright. He was not like a 50-year-old man at all.


    Zhou Xingxing looked at Li Tiezhu with disgust: "panic? I also bought a delicious duck neck and kelp knot."


    Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed: "Sir, it''s very kind of you to come and bring gifts. Thank you! Thank you. Let''s try it!"


    With that, Li Tiezhu went to pick up Zhou Xingxing''s plastic bag and saw it early.


    As soon as Zhou Xingxing hid, he was very clever: "it''s not for you, loser!"


    Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed: "I know it''s for everyone. I''m just taking it for you. I don''t steal it."


    On the one hand, more than 20 singers and partners are a little embarrassed. The interaction between these two people is too wonderful, isn''t it? It''s not easy for two comedians to perform the ultimate embarrassment. However, Zhou Xingxing is not as stingy as the legend. He also brought you food, although not much.


    Zhou Xingxing hid further and grabbed the plastic pocket with both hands: "is there something wrong with you? Where can you share such a little marinated meat?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, I still want to ask you, can''t I buy more?


    Other people were also very embarrassed and thought to themselves that the star Lord had behaved so obviously. Don''t you understand Li Tiezhu? Spicy brine! I bought it in Jiangxia! Not much! Originally, it was specially bought for lietiezhu. Just close the door and eat!


    What evil did Li Tiezhu do in his last life? No, what virtue did he accumulate.


    Han Hong couldn''t see it anymore and said, "Xingye, it''s not easy for you to work all the way. Go down with Tiezhu first and have a rest. Tiezhu, take your uncle to have a rest."


    Li Tiezhu had to say, "then... Come with me."


    Zhou Xingxing looked around and finally found Liu Xiaohua. He lifted Li Tiezhu''s arm and said, "let''s go. Come back to me after rehearsal."


    With that, Zhou Xingxing walked towards Liu Xiaohua with his duck neck. An untimely old father like smile suddenly appeared on his cold face, and a group of singers were stunned.


    What is he doing?


    Zhou Xingxing went to Liu Xiaohua and said, "Xiaohua! Authentic duck neck and kelp knot! Which to eat first?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "Shh! Shut up! Didn''t you see me playing wild? Don''t be heard by the opposite side! The opposite side will catch me later. Our assistance is not eye-catching. It''s too dangerous."


    Zhou Xingxing: "what eyes? Why don''t they have eyes? Who is it? I burst his glasses!"


    "Who knows in the game? Do you understand?"


    "Know a little."


    With that, Zhou Xingxing took out his toothpick, picked out a kelp knot and fed it to Liu Xiaohua: "try it. Is the taste authentic?"


    Liu Xiaohua nervously operated her mobile phone: "Oh! Almost, it''s too sweet, but it''s also very delicious. Jiangxia is sweet here, and the store in my hometown is more spicy."


    Zhou Xingxing was a little proud: "just eat it. Have another duck neck."


    "Oh!"


    "Is it delicious?"


    "Wow! Why are they all dead? I have to give advice."


    "Hmm? Not delicious?"


    "Sleeping trough! I''m going under the tower, under the tower... Er..."


    In an instant, three big men jumped out of the woods. Gan Ning of Liu Xiaohua didn''t jump. Although he separated, he was beaten by a group of crazy people. Then he heard the familiar "watch your head" and died again.


    Zhou Xingxing said curiously, "eh? How did the screen turn black and white?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "it''s all your fault! I''m dead! Why bother me to play games? If you don''t bother me, I can kill four of them. I''m three in one..."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "can''t you win? I''ll charge you."


    "It''s not about charging money, big brother! It''s about technology and consciousness..."


    "I''ll give you consciousness!"


    In the distance, Li Tiezhu, Han Han, Li Zijian, Zhao Liya, Yan Bing and others stared at the dog. Isn''t that... Amazing? Zhou Xingxing, a god like figure, squatted beside Liu Xiaohua to watch her play games and feed her?


    There must be something wrong!


    So, is it not because of Li Tiezhu that Zhou Xingxing came to be a guest singer for Li Tiezhu? But because of Liu Xiaohua?


    After figuring out this festival, many stars began to cover their faces and scream silently.


    Li Tiezhu also figured it out and silently went back to his rest room to calculate and beg! What else can I expect if I invite an uncle?


    Hong Bo followed Li Tiezhu back to the rest room. He asked, "why didn''t you say you invited Xingye earlier?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why did you say it earlier?"


    "Don''t you know what kind of coffee he has? Don''t you know he never goes to the mainland variety show? He goes to our program. It''s just... Good luck!"


    "So... You blocked him in the promotion video just now?"


    "I''m here! Eh? Yes, if you let the star out..."


    "If the audience knows that Xingye is coming to this program, your ratings will burst! What do you think?"


    "Yes, but I signed a contract with only one tiktok. Would you like to make a video?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Hong Bo: "conditions."


    Hong Bo: "conditions? How about a special bonus of 100000? Quietly, don''t shoot."


    "Well, go find brother Meng to sign the contract. I''ll send it right away."


    Hong Bo left with satisfaction.


    Li Tiezhu came to the outside railings, took the star tiktok, Liu Xiaohua, ate the video of kelp knot, and then shook his voice.


    "How do you feel that my guest is not very professional???"


    This video tiktok the whole shake.


    Not only is the voice shaking, but the whole network is all busy. All the netizens are bombing. Isn''t this special tiktok? Have fun! Zhou Xingxing''s variety show? Be a guest singer for Li Tiezhu?


    Now, everyone doesn''t blame Hong Bo for the broken chapter dog, because since he is the star, the broken chapter is excusable.


    Emperor superstar!


    The tsunami on the Internet was raging, but Li Tiezhu couldn''t manage so much. After waiting for a while, the band teachers also had a good rest. He went to take off Zhou Xingxing: "uncle, it''s time to rehearse. What''s good about the game?"


    Zhou Xingxing walked and looked back: "do you know? Games are beneficial to intelligence and brain..."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "Sir, today''s song is a Cantonese song. I wrote it specially for you. You will sing it easier. However, where I can''t pronounce correctly, you can help me guide..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "how many are Gan Ning''s separation?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "three, what''s the matter?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "can all three lose their nets?"


    Li Tiezhu: "only you can lose the net. What''s the matter? I composed music for this game, played it a little, and you also played it?"


    Zhou Xingxing pinched his lips: "can you spend money to buy it? Buy it like that. You can lose the net with three separate bodies."


    Li Tiezhu: "what ghost!"


    "Your sister has been killed by Huang Zhong more than ten times. You''re not in a hurry?"


    "Er..."


    "Uh, what, uh? How did you become a brother?"


    "I was wrong."


    At the scene, Yan Bing was still rehearsing their songs with Tao Jiji. It was almost over. Li Tiezhu stood under the stage speechless and regretted having invited such a guest to help sing. He didn''t come to me.


    When Yan Bing and Tao Jiji finished rehearsal, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help asking Zhou Xingxing, "Sir, can you sing?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "yes! My singing is great! If I don''t make movies, I should be able to become the king of songs."


    Li Tiezhu suspected: "really? They all say you sing..."


    Zhou Xingxing waved his hand: "don''t believe those rumors! I also sang" Li Xianglan ", the original sound of the film, isn''t it powerful?"


    "Great! That''s great."


    "So it''s just recording songs. I''m best at recording word by word."


    "No, no, no... You record the song word by word?"


    "What else? Isn''t it all like this?"


    "No, sir!"


    "What are you doing?"


    "What... Normal people record songs paragraph by paragraph, almost sentence by sentence, word by word. I really haven''t seen it... I''m afraid."


    "Oh ~ so you don''t believe me? Let me give you a few words."


    "Ang!"


    "Shaolin Kung Fu is good. Really good! Shaolin Kung Fu is great. Really great! I am iron head skill, invincible iron head skill. I am Vajra leg..."


    Li Tiezhu clenched his teeth: "OK! You''re great! Tut tut... One word, absolutely!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "NAH! I''m not bragging, am I? Lin Mengxi always said I was a genius in the singing world, but I gave up the singing world for my movie dream. He regretted it all his life. If I went to sing, there would be nothing wrong with Li Qinke and Liu Huade! If I sang, I would come back to your master, Jackie Chan, and said that I would do well at the box office. He would laugh at me, but actually, your master I''ll always step on it at the box office! "


    Li Tiezhu was speechless, only tears!


    Li Tiezhu: "so, sir, you know music, don''t you?"


    Zhou Xingxing looked serious: "not to understand, but to master! If I didn''t have acne in my throat and eyes, which round would Zhang Youxue come out? I''ll show you my skills again! Loser! Listen..."


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously clamped his legs.


    Zhou Xingxing began to get distracted and sang affectionately: "your words go the wrong way, I cross the wrong step, and my heart is broken... How about this meal?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zhou Xingxing: "there''s another song... Roast chicken wings, I like to eat..."


    Li Tiezhu pulled Zhou Xingxing a few times: "OK! Stop singing. I already admire your musical quality. Let''s start rehearsal. Sir, you should restrain your talent a little and be careful not to scare the band teachers."


    Zhou Xingxing smiled modestly: "of course, I''ve always been very modest."

 Chapter 403

    Li Tiezhu said, you are modest! If you are really modest, don''t be this difficult guest! They are all leading musicians. What are you? Brother Xing? Be a man!


    However, what has happened so far? Where can I take regret medicine? Go ahead and sing.


    Liang Tian flattered Zhou Xingxing shamelessly: "Wow! You sing so well, don''t you? Why didn''t you make an album when you had such a good voice?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "I have to leave someone a bite to eat!"


    Li Tiezhu has sung this new song with the band several times in the morning. The arrangement and accompaniment have been completed. Even several eastern Guangdong musicians have corrected Li Tiezhu''s pronunciation.


    But the problem is that Zhou Xingxing has not heard of it and needs to learn it now.


    This is also one reason why Li Tiezhu''s help singing is more difficult than others. Others can choose familiar old songs, but he can''t.


    When Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing came to the stage, they naturally received a warm welcome from the band teachers and gave a gift to Xingye.


    Li Tiezhu: "you must have never heard of the new song. I''ll sing it to you first. This song is called the Great Wall will never fall."


    Zhou Xingxing nodded: "don''t worry, I''m learning so fast that you can''t believe it."


    Then Li Tiezhu began to sing.


    I have to say that Xingye learned to sing really fast. Coupled with the catchy melody of this song, he soon learned it.


    Then, Xingye sang "familiar" twice.


    Every word is in tune, but I just feel something is wrong.


    As soon as he started singing, the star raised his fist clenched left hand and said solemnly: "sleeping for a hundred years."


    Then, I saw his left hand back in front of his chest, palm up, open forward to the left: "Chinese people are waking up ~"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and inexplicably thought of the action of soy sauce explosion singing.


    Xingye tosses and turns these two actions. He raises his fist when singing and stops at the end of singing. It''s not old-fashioned, it''s really... Stiff.


    Worthy of being a master of recording songs word by word!


    When Xingye is familiar with the song, Li Tiezhu said, "Xingye, can you not hold your fist all the time when you sing?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "this is what you don''t understand. This song expresses the patriotism of boxing and the fighting spirit of not afraid of difficulties and dangers. Therefore, I hold my clenched fist to express my inner strength and courage."


    That makes sense.


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zhou Xingxing: "young people should study more behavioral language. Many times, one action can express their emotions. This is acting skills!"


    Li Tiezhu: "wow ~"


    "What''s more, singing is also important. You must be full of emotion and in place. For example, you were dry and tasteless before."


    "Thank you! Let''s discuss the chorus. You only sing the first sentence, and then when the chorus comes, you''re entering..."


    "No, I sing the first sentence, and then one or two sentences later. This is a chorus."


    "But..."


    "I know you''re afraid I''ll hold you down in singing. Don''t worry. I''ll pay attention to convergence in chorus. You don''t have to worry at all!"


    Looking at Zhou Xingxing''s reserved smile, Li Tiezhu felt powerless.


    Liang Xiaobo has been choked hard. He doesn''t dare to laugh. Heaven has eyes! Finally, there is a person who can easily punish Li Tiezhu!


    Zhou Xingxing''s rehearsal time is not long, so Zhou Xingxing doesn''t even know the program rules.


    The song written by Li Tiezhu is a good song, but Zhou Xingxing''s singing is too domineering!


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu was not satisfied in the end.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "well, that''s it. The audience knows you''re new and won''t be too harsh on you. Besides, what are you afraid of with my perfect voice to support you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you are my uncle..."


    Liang Tian: "Xingye, it''s really fast and good for you to learn new songs!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "I came from Xingge before. I still need to learn?"


    Liang Tian: "ha ha... You are so humorous."


    Back in the lounge, Li Tiezhu was so angry that Zhou Xingxing went to have a rest - watching Liu Xiaohua play games and be abused. Li Tiezhu was also going to lie down to reserve energy for the game at night, and then he was photographed awake.


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle, what are you doing?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "do you have a smartphone?"


    "Yes."


    "Take it out and teach me to play games."


    "You are over fifty. What game do you play?"


    "Well... The hero of Mermaid 2 is a businessman. I think about it carefully. You are not suitable."


    "Play now and I''ll download the game for you."


    Li Tiezhu is a good comrade who respects the old and loves the young. He resolutely meets Zhou Xingxing''s urgent desire to understand new things. While downloading dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms, he explains the rules of the game to the uncle in the simplest language.


    Then, Li Tiezhu kindly asked, "Sir, do you understand?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "I see. It''s very simple!"


    "The role..."


    "You''re still not suitable, and Mermaid 2 will be made the next year because of some problems. I''m going to make a new film next year. I''ve thought of a script for more than ten years, called kung fu."


    "Can I play?"


    "It depends on your skill and acting skills. Can you satisfy me? If you are satisfied, I''ll give you a male number one. If you''re not satisfied, run a dragon suit."


    "Don''t worry, I will definitely guide you into a game master!"


    Li Tiezhu instantly understood uncle''s subtext. After all, he knew why he wanted to learn to play games with his ass. So, Li Tiezhu called Luhani and Chen Chichi neatly, put on the number and took the star master to score!


    Li Tiezhu has self-knowledge. He is a vegetable chicken when he plays games.


    These two are not ambiguous. It''s rare to play games with Xingye. Who can refuse? I''m idle anyway.


    After playing three sets, under the voice guidance of Luhani and Chen Chichi, Zhou Xingxing''s level has improved by leaps and bounds. Although he is not very skilled in operation, he has a good consciousness. Anyway, he is more powerful than Li Tiezhu.


    "Have you made a mistake? Give the head again? Again, I won''t let you play."


    Zhou Xingxing Tucao died for saving him, then he fought with his teammates to kill the opponent and make complaints about the success of Li Tiezhu.


    No way, that''s IQ crush.


    Zhou Xingxing is really very smart. He even knows that he has targeted equipment.


    In the twinkling of an eye, it was dinner time. Li Tiezhu ate a boxed lunch and said, "Xingye, let''s go to the rehearsal again after dinner! The audience was empty for half an hour before admission."


    Zhou Xingxing: "no! You''d better concentrate on playing games. Your level is too bad. You should pay more attention. You can''t play games well. How can you make me believe you can play a good play?"


    "Yes... Sir, you''re right!"


    "NAH! I look down on those people who are half hearted. No matter what they do, the most important thing is to concentrate."


    "Yes, yes, yes..."


    At 7:30 pm, the pilot film of "I am a singer" began to play. Because it was the finals, the duration of the program was extended by about an hour.


    The ratings of tonight''s program directly burst the table, not only because it is the first game of the finals, but also because there is Zhou Xingxing tonight.


    When the audience saw the gags of Zhou Xingxing and Li Tiezhu''s rehearsal, they couldn''t help laughing crazy.


    "Xingye honey confidence!"


    "Xingye''s singing skills are the same as his acting skills. It''s the only one."


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t deserve the star."


    "Shaolin Kung Fu is good ~"


    "The star master sings so cute, isn''t he too serious?"


    "Li Tiezhu is almost crying."


    Then, there are the gags of helping the singing guests rest. Other stars are in line. Chen Yisen, who is a little outrageous, is just learning Yi Xiaomao''s ground crawling hip-hop dance.


    But Xingye''s painting style is different. He even played a game with Luhani and Chen Chichi.


    "Good guy! I''m a good guy directly."


    "Xingye will never fall behind!"


    "Doesn''t it mean that Xingye doesn''t use a smart machine? Who said that?"


    "It was not used until he met an animal named Liu Xiaohua."


    "It''s said that Liu Xiaohua got him a treasure and wechat, so he won''t have to worry about not bringing his wallet when he treats."


    "Poof -"


    "Am I the only one who thinks Xingye hates iron pillars?"


    "Full of disgust, okay?"


    "Then why did he come to sing for the serious brother?"


    Li Tiezhu went to the bathroom. Liang Tian asked Xingye why he would sing for him.


    The star smiled: "he invited me! What''s the name of that sentence? There''s a way in heaven, he won''t go..."


    Liang Tian: "but don''t you always say you sing very well?"


    "Do you believe me?"


    "Er..."


    "This guy Li Tiezhu looks angry! It''s not easy to have a chance to fuck him. Of course I''m here. I''ll help him sing last!"


    "This... You are so cute..."


    The live barrage was stunned and praised Xingye one after another. I looked forward to tonight''s program even more.


    Zhou Xingxing is telling the truth. From the first time he saw Li Tiezhu, he felt that the goods were disgusted with dogs. Of course, he didn''t say anything in comedy. But in life, he just couldn''t help making Li Tiezhu a few times. When he saw that he was unhappy, Xingye would feel happy.


    In the finals, Li Tiezhu was not the host because he invited professional host Wang Haian.


    When the pilot film was finished, the audience had all entered and the picture was cut to the live broadcasting room. Host Wang Haian said: "Hello, audience friends, welcome... The first step is to help sing. Ten singers and ten guest singers will vote for each guest after the concert. Note that it is each guest, not the group. The final result of the pair is the sum of the votes of the singer and guest singers. The last two groups will be eliminated."


    After finishing the rules, the first pair came on the stage. Zhao Liya and lengba sang a song "Liang Liang".


    Then there is the second pair, Li Zijian and Wu Xiaobo.


    The third pair, Han Hong and Chen Yisen.


    Then Wang Haian said, "the next pair is the most expected group tonight..."


    "Woo -"


    "Xingye! Xingye!"


    Huge cheers broke out at the scene, and it took a long time to weaken.


    Wang Haian: "yes! Let''s welcome the fourth pair of contestants - Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing!"


    Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing came out of the channel and came to the center of the stage. Zhou Xingxing was particularly shy. In the face of the overwhelming shouting, he smiled demurely and even embarrassed.


    There''s no way. Zhou Xingxing is a very introverted person. Except against Li Tiezhu, he is very quiet most of the time.


    Li Tiezhu nodded to the band teacher, indicating that he could start.


    Zhou Xingxing held his hand far away and signaled that he was not ready. He suddenly bowed his head and smiled: "hey... I''m a little nervous."


    Li Tiezhu''s toes are tight. I''m so nervous. What are you going to do, sir?


    Why should I say again?

 Chapter 404

    Li Tiezhu was frightened and said, "Sir, are you all right?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "a little thirsty."


    Li Tiezhu hurried to the staff, took a bottle of water, unscrewed it and handed it to Zhou Xingxing.


    Zhou Xingxing took a sip: "in fact, I prefer tea..."


    Li Tiezhu grabbed the water back and threw it to the staff: "what tea do you drink? Sing quickly. It''s live."


    "Won''t you drink some water?"


    "You don''t care if I drink."


    "Ah ah..."


    "Why?"


    "Open your voice."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    The audience laughed. Xingye is still so cute. Look, Li Tiezhu is so anxious.


    Barrage:


    "The only superstar who can embarrass Li Tiezhu."


    "Comparing the experiences of Fang Bo, sun Lei and Xu Shanzheng, I have to admire Xingye."


    "Well done."


    "Xingye''s singing is actually very good. I''ve heard Li Xianglan."


    "The recorded song is still different from the scene."


    "What do you think? Xingye himself said that he came to punish Li Tiezhu."


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu has great contacts."


    The prelude finally sounded.


    Zhou Xingxing also became serious and picked up the microphone: "sleepy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "early."


    "Oh!"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled awkwardly. Li Tiezhu looked at him and was helpless. The key is that you don''t know whether he meant it or not.


    The audience did not dislike it at all and applauded Xingye one after another.


    What''s good about this?


    The singers in the rest room were stunned. Is there such an operation? What did you do in rehearsal? The first sentence is in the wrong beat?


    Zhao Liya: "I suspect that the star master is intentional."


    Songzhu''er: "it''s so fun. Look at Li Tiezhu''s decline! It''s a decline I''ve never seen before. Only Xingye is so powerful."


    Lengba: "I love you."


    The three people are still relatively low-key on the program. If they are private, they will be happy early.


    Li Tiezhu was worried about Zhou Xingxing''s wrong beat again. He gestured the three two one hint. Zhou Xingxing looked disgusted and pushed Li Tiezhu away, took a step forward and raised his fist:


    After sleeping for a hundred years, Chinese people have gradually awakened


    "Good!"


    "Woo -"


    Pop pop


    These audiences are also too enthusiastic. Who makes Zhou Xingxing sing? Although this sentence is sung in general, the lyrics are very burning.


    Li Tiezhu can''t help it. As long as he doesn''t sing the wrong beat, what kind of bike do you want? He sang along.


    Li Tiezhu:


    Open your eyes and be careful


    Which willing minister confesses himself


    Zhou Xingxing:


    Because of timidity and forbearance


    People are becoming more and more arrogant


    ¡­¡­


    The great wall will never fall.


    The Yellow River is surging for thousands of miles


    Beautiful mountains and rivers


    Ask me what it''s like to get sick in my country


    Get out of the way and wave


    We should devote ourselves to national ZTE


    Barrage:


    "This song has a good taste!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s three views are true!"


    "Or will Zhou Xingxing come back to help him?"


    "Xingye is also very patriotic."


    "Why am I so stiff in lifting the star master?"


    "Veteran cadres... Poof!"


    In such a big lounge, Tao Jiji asked Yan Bing, "this song is well written! Is Li Tiezhu really an original song in every issue?"


    Yan Bing: "yes! They are all new songs of high quality. This issue should be two."


    Tao Jiji: "are young people so fierce now?"


    Yan Bing: "Li Tiezhu is the only one. Don''t have too much pressure. He gets used to it slowly. He came to this program to make a new album."


    Tao Jiji: "that''s over. His album will definitely be a blockbuster next year."


    Li Zijian said: "now it has begun to dominate the list. I went to see it yesterday. Among the top five hot songs on major music platforms, at least three are Li Tiezhu''s new songs."


    On the other side, Chen Yisen rolled on the ground and laughed.


    The crowd looked at him strangely.


    Han Hong looked blankly: "Ethan, what kind of coke is there? Have you laughed since the beginning? Is this song so patriotic and funny?"


    Ethan: "I''m laughing at the way they both sing, one worse than the other. Xingye is famous for singing in Xiangjiang. Li Tiezhu was also crooked today, as if two primary school students were singing..."


    Han Hong: "I think Xingye sings very well. The intonation is all right, but he didn''t let go."


    Chen Yisen sat cross legged on the ground: "this is his normal level. How did iron pillar think of inviting him?"


    Will the land be trampled on again


    Take on their mission


    The great wall will never fall.


    The Yellow River is surging for thousands of miles


    Beautiful mountains and rivers


    Ask me what it''s like to get sick in my country


    Get out of the way and wave


    We should devote ourselves to national ZTE


    Will the land be trampled on again


    The sleeping lion is waking up


    In the last two sentences, Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing sang together, with a little momentum.


    After singing, it is natural that both the on-site audience and the off-site audience applaud on one side. Unlike the previous groups, not many people comment on the good or bad. They are all praising Xingye. This is the influence.


    Barrage:


    "The pole dog was suppressed for the first time."


    "From typhoon to singing, all-round rolling ah!"


    "Xingye is the God of singing!"


    "This charming voice..."


    "Wake up! The first sentence is in the wrong beat. How dare you compare with Li Tiezhu?"


    "People are joking. If you are serious, you will lose."


    "Anyway, it''s indisputable that Li Tiezhu was robbed by Xingye."


    "You Cai Xukun! You know a hammer."


    "What are you, Cai Qingguo!!"


    Li Tiezhu helped Zhou Xingxing step down. Zhou Xingxing said, "what are you doing? Can''t you let me say something? Can''t they all canvass after singing?"


    Hearing the speech, Li Tiezhu was overjoyed that Zhou Xingxing was canvassing for votes. It was absolutely worth the money. He quickly promised: "Sir, you say."


    Zhou Xingxing looked at Li Tiezhu with disgust and shook his hand: "it''s a great honor to come to your treasure land today. As for me, I''m actually a very excellent singer. Everyone knows that my voice is sharp and my singing is strong... Today, I was dragged back by Li Tiezhu, so I behaved in an average way."


    The audience laughed. Who is holding back who?


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes. Seeing that he worked hard to win votes for me, he put up with it.


    Zhou Xingxing added, "so when you vote later, vote for me. After all, my talent is obvious to all. Even if Li Tiezhu doesn''t deserve it, everyone can see it. If I hadn''t helped him, this song would have collapsed. Thank you!"


    "Good!"


    "Never vote for Li Tiezhu!"


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t deserve it."


    "Star Saigao!"


    "Zhou Xingxing, I love you."


    Li Tiezhu: "hum???"


    Is this what you call canvassing? Sir, you are really coquettish!


    With that, Zhou Xingxing looked at Li Tiezhu: "don''t you go yet? The people behind them still have to sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "actually, I also want to say a few words."


    Zhou Xingxing: "what do you say? Anyone can say two words after singing. Is this program still available? This is a singing program. It''s not for you to talk. If you don''t work hard at singing, you know to talk. Mud can''t help you up the wall!"


    Li Tiezhu can only be counselled. He shrinks his neck and slips down the stage. Zhou Xingxing turns off the microphone and is still reading. Liang Tian doesn''t dare to speak.


    Barrage:


    "Xingye has a good relationship with Tiezhu. If it weren''t for his friends, he wouldn''t talk like that."


    "Zhou Xingxing is also poisonous enough."


    "Even if it''s the script of the program group, I''m not alone. These two are so cute!"


    "It''s really hard to understand. Why should Li Tiezhu?"


    However, this is not a performance. Zhou Xingxing really enjoys the feeling of scolding Li Tiezhu and is really happy.


    The audience stood up and greeted the star master with applause and shouting.


    Wang Haian has been on the stage, but he has never had a chance to speak. The noise on the scene is too loud. He said for a long time: "the star is my male god! Thank Li Tiezhu for inviting such a palace level guest to help sing. This is the honor of the program I am a singer!"


    Li Tiezhu fell backstage. All the six singers and three music partners who had finished singing earlier stood up and bowed to meet the star. After all, this is a living legend.


    After exchanging greetings for a while, everyone sat down. Of course, Xingye is C, and Li Tiezhu sat next to him.


    Liang Tian asked, "Xingye, are you satisfied with the cooperation with Li Tiezhu this time?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "what do you mean? If I sing alone, this song will be very popular!"


    Han Hong: "that''s! Li Tiezhu is a newcomer. After all, he doesn''t have much singing skills."


    Chen Yisen: "even writing songs is average."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "that''s not true. He sings very well. Today, he is overwhelmed by my aura. Not to mention writing a song. Write a song that sounds good and has positive energy. Let me see."


    Han Hong and Chen Yisen looked at each other. Didn''t he start stepping on Li Tiezhu himself? Why did you maintain it?


    Chen Yisen also said tentatively, "yes! He would like to be a good singer. He has to act and has no acting skills."


    Zhou Xingxing: "he acts much better than you. I also watched the drug God. Huang Mao performs very well. There are few young people who can act now. Tie Zhu is the best. He plays the leading role in my next play. If you say he has no acting skills, do you mean my eyes are bad?"


    Others cast envious eyes at Li Tiezhu. It turns out that Zhou Xingxing likes Li Tiezhu so much?


    Chen Yisen smiled: "it''s funny! But Li Tiezhu is ugly. He''s not as handsome as you were when you were young."


    Zhou Xingxing: "why do you think so? Do you never look in the mirror?"


    Chen Yisen: "


    The singers laughed.


    Then, after singing, a pair of singers came to the rest room. Zhou Xingxing was still the c-wei, Chen Yisen on the left and Han Hong on the right.


    Ten pairs of singers finished singing.


    Wang Haian asked the audience to vote with a voter for only 30 seconds. Yes, the voting machine is finally used this time.


    Soon, the vote was completed.


    Wang Haian looked at the voting results sent by the program group on his mobile phone and exclaimed: "Wow! Today''s voting results surprised me. Let''s congratulate Li Tiezhu..."


    The audience applauded and were curious. What good ranking did Li Tiezhu get?


    Backstage singers also congratulated Li Tiezhu one after another. Li Tiezhu stood up and saluted.


    Wang Haian: "Tiezhu, do you know what your ranking is?"


    Yes, Hong Bo didn''t have to announce the results in the finals. After all, he... Wasted water.


    On the big screen, Li Tiezhu murmured, "I don''t know."


    Wang Haian: "you guess, bold guess!"


    Li Tiezhu: "third?"


    "No!"


    "Second?"


    "No!"


    "First? No."


    Wang Haian: "that''s right! It''s the first. Congratulations to Li Tiezhu for winning the penultimate. It''s all the result of the star Lord''s canvassing. If you don''t vote for him, you won''t vote. Only 39 people voted for him out of a thousand spectators."


    Li Tiezhu: "

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    Wang Haian added another knife: "because each audience can vote three times, the singer who is the second to last has won three times as many votes as you."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Thank you."


    Wang Haian thought he had heard wrong and asked, "thank you? Thank you for what?"


    Li Tiezhu said Han Han: "thank you for voting for me! More votes and less votes are the intention."


    Wang Haian: "your attitude is OK. I have a question. Why did you ask Zhou Xingxing to sing for you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "because I''m a newcomer, I don''t have any contacts. I only know a few people."


    The singers nearby laughed. What do you call "no contacts"?


    The audience is even more: "woo ~"


    Barrage:


    "Plain Versailles!"


    "This is the most low-key speech I have ever heard."


    "Iron pillars never let me down."


    "Brother ZHENGJING has no contacts. He can only ask Xingye to sing for him."


    "I''m so convinced..."


    "Are you serious?"


    Wang Haian: "so, you went to Xingye?"


    Li Tiezhu Road: "That''s not true. At the beginning, I still wanted to find a serious singer. But Mr. Ethan had made an appointment with aunt Han Hong, and uncle Liu Huade and uncle Youxue were busy and had no time. Mr. Guo Chengfu was abroad. Mr. Zhou was free, but he asked me to participate in a Star game with them. I didn''t like playing games, so I refused, and finally had to , I''ll call Xingye next. "


    This is what you call "no contacts"? What immortal figures are you looking for? Go second and find Zhou Xingxing?


    The audience, singers and partners were stunned.


    Zhou Xingxing still kept a reserved smile and was not angry. Anyway, he came to make trouble. Li Tiezhu was the last and was very happy to make trouble.


    Wang Haian was just asking for the effect of the program. He didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to have such a play. As a senior host, of course, he should ask again, because the audience absolutely love to watch.


    Wang Haian said, "if the star doesn''t promise you, who else are you going to find?"


    Li Tiezhu said honestly: "if Lin Jiangnan, brother pheasant, teacher Wu Jing, Fang Bo, Deng Chao, Luhani... Really can''t, I can only find my Master Cheng Dalong."


    Wang Haian has a toothache: "listen! Listen! How narrow Li Tiezhu''s circle is. Apart from the heavenly king, he is a big star. I also want to have such contacts!"


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu only knows the king of heaven."


    "The key is that these super brands are willing to manage iron pillars, which is outrageous."


    "A fool has a fool''s blessing. That''s him."


    "This circle of contacts is really small."


    "President Zhou has promised to come. He doesn''t choose anyone yet."


    "If you were serious and smart, you wouldn''t have so many friends."


    The audience roared with laughter and even suspected that Li Tiezhu was pretending to force.


    However, Li Tiezhu looked sincere and showed his big white teeth: "if you work hard and behave well, you will also have friends."


    Wang Haian choked: "so, am I unable to do things or be a man?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled faintly and said, "I don''t know. I don''t know you."


    Wang Haian: "


    Lengba, sitting in the corner, clapped songzhuer''s thigh with a smile. The master was so talkative.


    Wang Haian had to find a place for himself and asked Zhou Xingxing, "Xingye, iron pillar was not the first to choose you. Can you bear it?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "no, so I sang the first sentence wrong today."


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    Wang Haian said, "now let''s reveal the vote of Xingye. What do you think will be the number one?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "as long as it''s not the penultimate, I don''t want to be next to the penultimate."


    Wang Haian said, "because Li Tiezhu''s votes are too low, so if Li Tiezhu wants not to be eliminated, he can only pray that the number of votes of Xingye is very high. Tiezhu, are you nervous now?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not nervous."


    Wang Haian: "how can you not be nervous? Maybe you''ll be eliminated."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! I''ve written more than ten new songs. There are five in the top ten of the hot song list. It''s enough to make a new album. It doesn''t matter to be eliminated."


    This product is really here to write an album. Is this Versailles?


    Barrage:


    "Wang Haian, isn''t it good to live?"


    "He may think he is different from other hosts."


    "In Li Tiezhu''s eyes, all beings are equal!"


    "All can be defeated!"


    "Wang Haian''s eyes have begun to doubt life."


    "Laugh to death."


    "My great aunt laughed."


    Someone once told Wang Haian that Li Tiezhu is a professional host. If you host the final of "I am a singer", you must not talk too much with Li Tiezhu. He doesn''t believe it because he thinks that he has a high level of hostility.


    Wang Haian: "do you have such an attitude that you don''t respect other singers who work hard?"


    Li Tiezhu: "as long as the host doesn''t sow discord, he shouldn''t."


    Wang Haian is convinced. Admit it. It''s not humiliating.


    "We announced that Zhou Xingxing won 1278 votes, ranking first, and he won more than 500 votes than the second." Wang Haian was also very shocked. "You know, there were a total of 1000 spectators, each of whom could vote three times. In other words, many people voted for Xingye more than one vote."


    The backstage singers are also convinced. Although they are also big fans, they come to this stage to compare their singing skills. If they don''t sing well, they still have no tickets. But Zhou Xingxing is different. Even if he enters the wrong beat, he still ranks first. No one thinks it''s wrong.


    In fact, after knowing that Li Tiezhu''s help singing is Zhou Xingxing, everyone knows that Li Tiezhu is bound to be promoted.


    Zhou Xingxing also knew this, so he deliberately black Li Tiezhu to canvass in the opposite direction, but also to make the "cheating" less obvious and save face for more than a dozen other guests.


    The number of votes will be announced in turn:


    Zhou Xingxing, Zhang Meimei, Li Qinke, Zheng Yuanchun, Tao Jiji, Chen Jingyi, Xiao Qi, Zhang Zhijie, Zhao Liya, Zhang Liying... Huang Liangling, lengba, Li Tiezhu.


    According to the sum of the votes obtained by the singer and the guest who helped sing, the two with the least votes were obtained. Zhang Liying and Huang Liangling were eliminated.


    The remaining eight singers enter the next round - group competition. (it was written incorrectly as Li Tiezhu rehearsed alone, which has been changed)


    The singing guests stayed in the lounge to chat and watch the play, and the promoted singers went to prepare in pairs.


    Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya came to her rest room. Before the program started, they quickly took out the tablet and practiced together again. Because it is also a new song, the rehearsal time of the day is still not enough, and it was a little rusty yesterday.


    After singing twice, Li Tiezhu said, "when recording the album, you''d better sing this song with me."


    Zhao Liya: "OK, but you have to write me a song. I also have an album. There are only five or six, and I have to save... I asked Yi Xiaomao to write one for me, but I can''t sing his flavor."


    "His songs are like that. His personal style is obvious."


    "I''ll practice again and give it back to him if I can''t sing well. The song is a good song and can''t be wasted."


    "Yes."


    "Silly column, aren''t you nervous?"


    "What are you nervous about? Everyone is so powerful that it''s not embarrassing to lose. Why are you nervous?"


    "Yes, you never know what tension is."


    "I know! I''m very nervous when I''m with Xingye. I don''t know why. I always think he puts a lot of pressure on me."


    "Maybe it''s because he''s too famous."


    "No! My master won''t, and Liu Huade and Zhang Youxue won''t make me nervous. I''m not nervous even to see Hong Dabao, whom my master is most afraid of. Only he can."


    "That''s because of Xiaohua."


    "What does it have to do with her?"


    "I guess. Anyway, Zhou Xingxing should be deliberately targeting you."


    "Yes? I think he''s very kind to me."


    "... you killed the chat."


    "Then sing again."


    On the other hand, the partners songzhu''er and Liang Tian are eating melon seeds. Songzhu''er also asks Liang Tian why she is almost 30 years old and hasn''t had a baby. Liang Tian looks embarrassed and embarrassed to ignore songzhu''er.


    Then songzhuer began to instill his own ideas into her:


    You are thirty years old and have lost at the starting line. You should hurry up! Thirty gives birth to one, thirty-two gives birth to another, and maybe at the age of thirty-five, it will be difficult in the future. How can we delay such a meaningful thing as having children? You should reflect on yourself.


    On the TV screen, under the control of Wang Haian, the second round of the competition has begun. The first group of Yan Bing and Chen Jingyi have performed on the stage, singing an old song "hello in the world".


    Even, Yan Bing said it was a tribute to the star, because the old song was brought to fire again in the mermaid.


    Then there is the second group, Li Zijian and Han Hong Sing the beautiful myth.


    Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya packed up and were ready to stage.


    "Silly column, I''m still nervous."


    "What about that?"


    "I squat. When I''m nervous, I''ll be fine."


    With that, Zhao Liya squatted down in the corner, holding her knees in her hands and saying nothing.


    Songzhu''er poked her with his finger and said, "can you? Why do you embarrass me? Melon advice!"


    Liang Tian Snickers and finally doesn''t have to pester me.


    But she laughed too early.


    Songzhu''er turned and looked at Liang Tian: "your boyfriend has talked for so many years, why don''t you get married? Doesn''t he want to be responsible?"


    Liang Tian: "sister, live broadcast!"


    Matsushita: "what''s none of our business? They all watch singing. If you don''t want to have a baby, you can actually adopt."


    Liang Tian Wu''s face: "I just want to do my career well now."


    Matsushita: "what''s your career? Aren''t you a host? I''ve seen mango satellite TV for so many years and never know you. It''s not popular for so many years. There''s still a chance after 30? Listen to me, sir, and then take the baby to the program. It''s more popular than you are now."


    Liang Tian was so shaken: "the parent-child program is really hot recently..."


    Matsushita: "right? People need to be flexible. You can''t be so stubborn."


    The live broadcast screen has been stunned, because the live broadcast shows song Zhuer and Liang Tian. At this time, Li Zijian and Han Hongzheng have just finished singing, are thanking the audience, and the host has not appeared yet.


    Barrage:


    "I''ve taken pine and bamboo!"


    "This wicked woman is crazy to have a baby."


    "Please iron pillar, give her some babies quickly! Look poor."


    "Also brainwash others, ha ha..."


    "Liang Tian shakes!"


    Liang Tian: "but... I haven''t had a baby. I''m afraid."


    Song Zhuer: "what are you afraid of? I haven''t had a baby. Why am I not afraid? Are you afraid of babies, Zhao Liya?"


    Zhao Liya: "my legs are numb! Give me a hand."


    Li Tiezhu slowly helped Zhao Liya up: "we''ll play right away. At this time, our legs are numb?"


    Zhao Liya: "let me slow down."


    Li Tiezhu said, "forget it, let me help you. This trick works."


    Zhao Liya: "hmm?"


    Then, Li Tiezhu took Zhao Liya''s little hand. Zhao Liya blushed, and then she went crazy. Li Tiezhu took her for a trot, running past and back in the channel.


    "Ah... Legs numb, don''t run, don''t... hum... Iron pillar, you flower Baogu!"


    Zhao Liya''s legs were numb, so no matter which foot landed, she had no intuition. She felt that her legs were full of small mosaics.


    Anyone who has experienced leg numbness knows.


    Liang Tian: "is that ok?"


    Songzhu''er is serious: "run and promote blood circulation, which can make the leg numb better faster!"


    "All right, all right! I''m all right!"


    Zhao Liya cried and laughed and begged for mercy.


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! This is a real dog!"


    "It''s hard to look at."


    "How did Li Tiezhu find his girlfriend?"


    "Is this a titanium straight man?"


    "No one!"


    "Heartache..."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK? Then you take two steps."


    Zhao Liya: "I don''t!"


    "That''s not good. I''ll go on stage right away. Don''t hide from the doctor. Come on, I''ll lead you!"


    "No, no, ah... Ah, I''m dead!"


    After two more rounds, Wang Haian on the stage was already reporting.


    Zhao Liya finally lost her leg, but she was sweating: "Li Tiezhu, you really can!"


    Li Tiezhu: "how''s it going? Aren''t your legs numb? Aren''t you nervous?"


    Zhao Liya: Thank you very much


    "Now let''s invite the third group of guests, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya, to bring you an original song roof."


    Liang Tian: "come on, guys!"


    Zhao Liya: "you too. Songzhuer said it well."


    Liang Tian: "ah..."


    Matsushita: "Zhao Liya sing well. Don''t hold me back, or I won''t spare you!"


    Then she raised her palm.


    Rub you~


    Zhao Liya trembled and hurried to escape.

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    Originally, the two singing guests should appear at the same time, but Zhao Liya ran too fast and Li Tiezhu didn''t keep up with the rhythm.


    After Zhao Liya ran to the court, she looked back and found that Li Tiezhu was still holding her palm at the entrance of the channel. This was the previously scheduled action of hand in hand, which was very embarrassing.


    The audience was stunned and then laughed, which was very Li Tiezhu.


    In the lounge, Zhou Xingxing said solemnly, "it''s none of my business this time. I didn''t curse him."


    Other singing guests also laughed. Zhou Xingxing really came to Hei Li Tiezhu.


    Tao Jiji: "I want to hear whether he is so powerful in every new song. The song sung by men and women is the most difficult to write and the composition is also very difficult."


    Yan Bing: "I also suspected..."


    Zhang Liying: "I doubt that this baby is so fierce."


    Sister Zhang said, "Li Tiezhu''s songs are good. I''ll invite him to sing."


    Li Qinke: "line up! I invited him first."


    Huang Liangling: "I''m in line, too."


    Li Zijian: "hehe! Have we started to roll inside, too?"


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu had to scratch her head and come out. Zhao Liya was sweating and said, "sorry, my... Legs are numb."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you still run so fast with numb legs? Is the brake broken?"


    Zhao Liya grinned and nodded to the band teacher. The prelude sounded. They stopped talking and began to brew emotions. This is not the first time they have been on the same stage, so the tacit understanding is still very good.


    Zhao Liya:


    This time I really decided to leave


    Stay away from the sadness you haven''t understood for a long time


    I want you to forget your sadness and care


    Let go of this disturbance and be free


    Zhao Liya''s voice has always been so fresh, soft and flexible. This song is also sung by her with a bit of Fairy Spirit. (some people said they didn''t choose a song well before, so they changed this one)


    Han Hong: "this song is good. It''s really good."


    Huang Liangling: "that sounds great!"


    Li Zijian slightly closed his eyes and said, "Gee, basic exercises are not six."


    Li Tiezhu:


    That time you left inadvertently


    Become my constant sorrow for a long time


    So indifferent to the prosperity, can not be happy


    So I keep lonely and can''t come back


    Combination:


    Ah ~ hold up the sunset for you to pick


    Ah ~ keep the moment and open it for you forever


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    Barrage:


    "Daily kneeling listening to songs..."


    "This song is so beautiful."


    "They are a good match!"


    "Are you blind?"


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t deserve it."


    The duet of the two people was almost seamless, which was the best performance after a few rehearsals. Maybe it''s because they are both live players. They are always much better than usual. Maybe it''s because they have met since childhood and have maintained a good relationship for many years.


    Under the stage, Liang Tian was crazy: "it''s really nice."


    Songzhuer didn''t know how to appreciate the song, and his eyes turned randomly: "Hey, hey... It''s a good match."


    Liang Tian: "ah? Ah? Where does it match?"


    Aren''t you her girlfriend? How can such words come out of your mouth? are you nuts?


    Songzhuer shook his head: "temperament!"


    Liang Tian couldn''t understand that a native dog and a spirit like an immortal matched each other?


    After Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya finished singing, they naturally welcomed the applause of the audience, because this song is really good.


    I''m very fascinated. Other singers can choose all kinds of classic songs and adapt cover songs in the vast Chinese music library. Every issue of Li Tiezhu is an original new song, but the problem is that his song will never be compared with other songs, and even better in many cases.


    This is terrible.


    Tao Jiji: "every new song can be written so well? I doubt life!"


    Yan Bing: "just get used to it."


    Li Zijian said, "I suspect he has a music library in his head."


    Zhang Zhijie: "the songs written by tie Zhu are like Xingye''s films. Each one is classic and there has never been a mediocre work."


    This compliment is a little too much.


    Han Hong: "don''t kill Li Tiezhu. He is still a newcomer. There are still many places to improve."


    Chen Yisen: "but the ability to write songs doesn''t need to be improved. If we improve again, aren''t we going to beg?"


    The singers laughed. Although there was a competitive relationship, most singers were not too jealous of many creative singers, because they could ask him to help write songs. Of course, original singers such as yourself, Yan Bing and Tao Jiji will not be jealous. Most people who write songs appreciate each other and rarely slander each other.


    Wu Xiaobo and lengba, stars in the performing arts industry, are very low-key. After all, they are not professional.


    When Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya got off the stage, Wang Haian said, "I was going to interview Li Tiezhu for two sentences, but the director warned me to be careful not to protect my evening, so I gave up."


    A burst of laughter came from the audience.


    Barrage:


    "No! You don''t have to be afraid. Go against the iron pillar boldly."


    "Come on, we love to see."


    "What director group? I think he just got scared."


    "Except Xingye, no one is Li Tiezhu''s opponent."


    "Fan Xiaohuang can also."


    "Why? Because Li Tiezhu can''t beat him, because he is as simple as Li Tiezhu."


    Wang Haian said, "according to the program rules, when it comes to canvassing again, I''ll help the singing guests canvass. Then, Xingye and lengba, who will come first?"


    This is a plot specially arranged so that the help singing guests will not be left out in the second round. If you want to say how good the feelings of each pair of help singing guests are, it''s not necessarily true.


    On the big screen, the scene of the lounge appeared.


    Lengba humbly asked Zhou Xingxing to say that she was low-key throughout this issue, because she didn''t dare to be high-key. Not to mention that she was afraid of being too intimate with Li Tiezhu, she was also a little weak in front of these big guys, mainly because she didn''t know them well.


    Zhou Xingxing didn''t want to canvass for Li Tiezhu: "why should I say it first?"


    Lengba: "er... Let me say it first?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "why did you say it first?"


    Lengba: "who do you say first?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "why should I say it? Who says it first?"


    Lengba couldn''t laugh or cry: "


    Wang Haian: "shall I say it first? It can be seen that Xingye doesn''t want to canvass for Li Tiezhu, or you two can canvass for each other''s Singers respectively."


    Lengba suddenly felt a little excited, ah ah! The cat must be lucky to live up to his fate!


    Zhou Xingxing was also satisfied: "Zhao Liya sings so well. Of course, she has to vote for her. You see, when they stand on the stage, one is as beautiful as heaven and the other is as crooked as a melon and cracked dates. They should dress up first when singing! Li Tiezhu can write songs so well, so let him write songs behind the scenes."


    Lengba: "Tiezhu was brought into the singing world by me, as we all know. Compared with other players, Li Tiezhu was very special. At that time, his ultimate dream was to get rich by moving bricks. Of course, he also degenerated later, because singing made more money..."


    Everyone laughed. God moved bricks to get rich.


    Lengba continued: "up to now, he is very simple and doesn''t spend his money indiscriminately. He never buys more than 200 yuan for clothes. He is enthusiastic about public welfare and focuses on his study. It can be said that he is the most simple artist I know..."


    Hum!


    Simple cat collar, enthusiastic little whip, plain candles


    Lengba''s ears were a little hot: "in short, no one can be so red and so low-key and simple."


    Zhou Xingxing: "that''s because you don''t know me."


    Lengba: "er..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "I don''t even eat twelve yuan beef noodles. I eat ten yuan plain noodles."


    Lengba: "you are stingy. Li Tiezhu will rush to pay for his treat! He never forgets to bring his wallet."


    I''ve endured you for a long time!


    Zhou Xingxing suddenly lost his temper: "...."


    The singers and the audience laughed from their hearts. Lengba was too honest.


    In the area opposite the broker, outside the camera, Liu Xiaohua laughed very loudly, and the embarrassment on Zhou Xingxing''s face was vivid.


    Barrage:


    "This fierce! This fierce!"


    "Isn''t lengba alive? Even the star?"


    "As Xingye iron powder, I think lengba is right."


    "Too real!"


    "Xingye is also true... Don''t you spend so much money?"


    "I was poor and afraid when I was a child."


    "Look at Li Tiezhu now, the same stingy search."


    "Tiezhu is from Xichuan. He saves everything. He must be extravagant in eating."


    In fact, Zhou Xingxing only make complaints about the program, Li Tiezhu, cold patten knows, but the counter attack is still counterattack.


    Lengba finally raised her eyebrows: "so, I believe many viewers, like me, hope that Li Tiezhu can go further on this stage and bring you more excellent original works. Moreover, this round is a team vote. Li Tiezhu and Ya Ya Ya are one, and both are eliminated. Xingye is old and doesn''t understand the rules."


    Zhou Xingxing: "I''m still very young."


    Han Hong couldn''t help saying, "the star is just white haired. It looks like vicissitudes. In fact, it''s because he donated..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "I don''t donate as much as you. I''d better watch the game."


    The audience applauded and sighed. Lengba really deserves to be Li Tiezhu''s mentor. It''s really a favorite!


    Lengba smiled.


    Yes, I taught him by hand. Now I can''t do him as a teacher.


    Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, song zhu''er and Liang Tian also came to the lounge. After the canvassing session, the program continued, and the last group, Zheng Yuanchun and Xiao Qi, appeared on the stage.


    Then came the audience voting session.


    When the voting results came out, Wang Haian himself had a little regret:


    Zheng Yuanchun and Xiao Qi were eliminated.


    The top six in the second round of the next finals have been produced. According to the popularity of the game, they are: Han Hong, Li Zijian, Yan Bing, Chen Jingyi, Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu.


    After expressing his regret for the two eliminated singers, Wang Haian continued to promote the program process:


    "According to the program rules, the next competition is divided into three rounds. The first round is the PK competition, six into three, and the second round is the championship competition to determine the ranking of Guan Ya and the third runner up. The third round is the performance competition, and you will sing a song with the six guests invited by the program group. The grouping of the PK competition is selected by the top six contestants themselves and set the theme of the song. The top three of this period are Han Hong and Li Zijian And Yan Bing. "


    On the big screen, Yan Bing first stood up and said, "can I choose first?"


    Wang Haian: "according to the rules, Han Hong and Li Zijian choose first."


    Li Zijian said, "Yan Bing, do you have any reason? If the reason is sufficient, we''ll let you choose first."


    Yan Bing nodded and said, "of course! I specially prepared an original song to challenge Li Tiezhu in the next period. That''s why I came back from the resurrection competition! If you help me realize this wish, I have no regrets."


    Han Hong: "so, you want to pick Li Tiezhu? Yes!"


    Yan Bing said, "I wrote a national style song, so I''ll set the theme of ''national style'' in the next issue! Li Tiezhu hurried home to write a song."


    Li Zijian: "you''ve written it all, and then challenge Li Tiezhu. Isn''t it fair?"


    Yan Bing: "fair? Fair! I''m still playing an egg! Who writes songs so fast like him?"


    Li Zijian: "you have a point. On behalf of Li Tiezhu, I agree with your challenge."


    Han Hong: "what do you represent? I haven''t spoken yet."


    Li Zijian: "I''m Li Fujian, Li Tiezhu''s uncle. Is it reasonable?"


    After laughing, Wang Haian asked Li Tiezhu, "do you agree?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if I disagree, can I choose someone else?"


    Wang Haian: "of course not. I just asked casually. You are not qualified to choose. That''s it."


    Barrage:


    "This is a little bullying!"


    "Have the ability to write new songs together."


    "No product."


    "People are praising Li Tiezhu for his great ability in writing songs."


    "Yan Bing didn''t really bully Li Tiezhu. You have no understanding."


    "I can see that Yan Bing likes iron pillars very much."


    "This is called love and kill each other."


    Yan Bing happily slapped Tao Jiji and said cruel words to Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, my song is super beautiful! Be careful not to be killed by me! Give me more time to write songs!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m going to attend the film festival, go to school and prepare for TV dramas. I don''t have much time. Why don''t you sing your song? I''ll give you one back now."


    Yan Bing: "ah? Are you... True or false?"


    Other singers have begun to coax, and it''s not too big to see the play. That''s interesting! Back on the spot?


    Songzhu''er danced awkwardly for a while, and his body was very uncoordinated: "iron pole, bang bang ~"


    Tao Jiji: "Yan Bing! Don''t counselle."


    Yan Bing: "come on, listen... If you are a hero, you are doomed to no tears and no regrets. How dangerous is this smile? It''s wearing intestinal poison ~"


    "Woo!!!"


    "Good!"


    "The thief is nice and well done, Yan Bing."


    "Here comes Li Tiezhu."


    The singers were also excited, just like the ordinary audience. Yan Bing really enlarged his move this time. It depends on Li Tiezhu.


    Songzhu''er pushed Li Tiezhu out: "come on! Come on!"


    In fact, it is still very difficult. First, it is to compose music on site. Second, it must be national style. It can''t be worse than Yan Bing''s singing. I''m afraid I''ll be blind if I change to other songwriters, but who is Li Tiezhu?


    His eyes were empty: "ah, then make a fool of yourself... Say something..."


    Yan Bing''s face suddenly turned to one side, so fast?


    Barrage:


    "He''s coming. He''s coming. He''s coming at a pace he doesn''t recognize!"


    "Iron pillar, you should be a person!"


    "That''s crazy. I like it."


    "I would like to call brother ZHENGJING the first fierce man in the singing world."


    "Twenty four original songs in half an hour. What''s the trouble?"


    "Yan Bing kicked the iron plate."


    The other singers also showed strange eyes, which is too inappropriate, isn''t it? What good song can there be so soon?


    Songzhuer and lengba were full of confidence and even clapped their hands in advance.


    "A joss stick, ah... That''s me, no matter what -"


    The singers are stunned, so cruel? So crazy? Indeed... This is crazy capital!


    Zhou Xingxing, who is drinking water, feels like putting the glass down for fear that the glass will be broken.

 Chapter 407

    This is the first time Zhou Xingxing listened to Li Tiezhu''s high voice on the spot. He only felt creepy and his eardrum hurt a little. Obviously, he also knew that the songs that Li Tiezhu sang with him were carefully prepared, because his... Level was limited.


    Zhou Xingxing felt very comfortable with Li Tiezhu''s consideration.


    Ha! Who told you to find me? It''s cheap for you this time. It''ll kill you next time. If it weren''t for our little flower''s face, hum


    Li Tiezhu''s voice was so high that even Zhou Xingxing was shocked. The reaction of other professional singers can be imagined.


    Li Zijian was a little embarrassed. His nephew was really wrong. His backhand puffed Yan Bing''s face. Although the whole song hasn''t come out yet, it''s invincible with such a fast melody and lyrics, plus this high and breathless treble.


    Ordinary female singers may not be able to sing down, but Li Tiezhu did. At least these two sentences are great!


    The barrage was stunned. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu''s high pitch is very high, but he has never heard so high!


    Diao is not so cruel!


    Songzhu''er and lengba have time to watch Li Tiezhu pretend to force. My man is so fierce. She even coerced Zhao Liya, one cat, one dog, one left and one right, lying on the rabbit''s shoulder:


    Are we stupid?


    Yan Bing was stunned and said, "this is... This, this..."


    A little incoherent.


    Tao Jiji got up and took Yan Bing to sit down. "As a man, you have to keep a low profile. Look, have you been beaten?"


    Yan Bing: "but I''m very happy to be beaten! I''m looking forward to Li Tiezhu''s song. It''s so high! Can you sing it down?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll try. If I can''t sing, I''ll..."


    What else can you do if you can''t sing?


    Change the song?


    We all wait and see.


    Li Tiezhu was so calm that he even scratched his ass: "I''ll change it. For example, it rains in succession. The old hometown has deep vegetation. I heard that you are still guarding the lonely city..."


    Barrage:


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    "Jill is so cruel that Yan Bing is going to cry."


    "In ancient times, there was an eloquence, but now Li Tiezhu opens his mouth and sings a song."


    "Didn''t you show this skill long ago?"


    "Does anyone still suspect Li Tiezhu of plagiarism?"


    "Come out and take two steps."


    Yan Bing: "shit... You''re wrong!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? There''s no treble. Are you afraid of affecting your grades? Let me change another one."


    Yan Bing: "all right, all right! I''m afraid of you. Whatever you want. Anyway, I''ll ask you out next time. I''ll die if I die!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Chen Jingyi, who had not spoken much, couldn''t help saying, "I still want to hear what Li Tiezhu would be if he changed another song. Aren''t you curious?"


    Everyone said, "curious! Here comes Li Tiezhu."


    Li Zijian: "anyway, you''ve already thought about it. Sing it to everyone, iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and sang, "I''ll send you away thousands of miles away. You''re silent black and white, silent era, Lala... That''s it."


    Once again, everyone was dull. They had seen genius and had never seen anything like this.


    It is no exaggeration that the live barrage has begun to worship.


    Yan Bing: "Damn it! How did you write it? How did you write it so quickly? The conjunctions and songs are still there!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed and said, "inside... I said I copied it. Do you believe it?"


    Everyone laughed and the iron pillar became bad. Unexpectedly, it became a stem!


    Isn''t that what others hacked him some time ago?


    Barrage:


    "Good job! Serious brother copied beautifully."


    "Give me a dozen stars who copy songs like this!"


    "Plagiarism makes me happy."


    "Li Tiezhu: I admit plagiarism. Do you believe it?"


    "Dare not..."


    Yan Bing: "I believe you! What do those sand sculptures know? I write songs. I don''t know? You can''t copy them! The original author won''t let this kind of song come out. A song can eat for a lifetime!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Li Zijian said, "you''re right! This is the back wave. We''re all dying on the beach."


    Yan Bing: "fast? I''m dead on the beach."


    Li Zijian: "no, we can actually struggle. You chose Li Tiezhu and tried to die. I don''t care. It''s my turn to struggle, I choose..."


    Han Hong: "let me go first. I''ll choose Chen Jingyi. How about an old song between our sisters? The theme is Lao Donghai."


    Chen Jingyi: "yes! It''s my pleasure."


    Li Zijian: "what about me? I choose Zhao Liya? Bullying little girls?"


    Han Hong: "you may not be able to bully! Besides, I can choose ya ya? I''m her teacher."


    Li Zijian was completely speechless.


    The next PK match is clear, Yan Bing vs Li Tiezhu, Han Hong vs Chen Jingyi, Li Zijian vs Zhao Liya. The winner of these three groups will enter the first three to compete for the championship, and the eliminated will not be able to win the final title.


    Before announcing the end of this round of competition, Wang Haian also specially asked Li Tiezhu: "do you have no objection to the results of this period and the subsequent grouping?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s meaningful. The audience encouraged me to get fewer votes. The final promotion is the support of the audience. I deeply appreciate it. All this is meaningful."


    Wang Haian: "I mean, you don''t have a different opinion? Of course, it''s useless to have one."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned, and then sat on the chair shaking his legs: "ah... That''s not. Your hair is like snow. You''re sad and beautiful to leave. Who did you move by burning incense and invite the bright moon..."


    The singers nearby saw the ghost and looked at it one after another, with an expression that you can stop.


    Can you blame Li Tiezhu? You just searched the national style songs you listened to in the system, and so many pop up at once. Doesn''t it remind Li Tiezhu of his memory? I couldn''t help singing.


    In the audience''s amazement at Li Tiezhu''s new song, the game was completely over.


    Director Hong Bo arrived again and asked his assistant to invite the singing guests and eliminated guests to rest first and wait for dinner in the evening. He took the remaining six singers and partners for post game interviews.


    This is also a new rule for the finals. It will be played tomorrow. The significance is to warm up the last round of the next finals.


    When the new wave of staff were debugging lights and machines, everyone drank tea and chatted.


    Li Tiezhu holds a bunch of grapes in a daze and empties himself every day. He often does this. Once he uses his brain excessively (exceeding the average value of normal people), he will have insufficient brain power. Being in a daze can restore his brain power.


    "The sky is blue, waiting for the misty rain, and I''m waiting for you. The cooking smoke curls up, thousands of miles across the river..."


    "Luzhou moonlight, sprinkled on my heart, you under the moon are not the same as you used to be..."


    "And I shot like a dragon, the universe shook, a smile broke the sky, a long gun pierced the clouds, and let go of my lifelong concern..."


    "I have ordered wine from Guanshan, and it will enter my throat for thousands of years. There is also boiling snow and Fengyun..."


    "One is an immortal flower in langyuan ~ the other is flawless ~"


    Li Zijian leaned close to Li Tiezhu to listen. While listening, he gave Han Hong a thumbs up and motioned that Li Tiezhu sang well. I also looked at partner Shen Meng. Shall I say? Once I fell into the crazy mode of writing songs, it was like Li Tiezhu now. If only I could continue to focus like him.


    Yan Bing covered his face and collapsed on the chair. He felt humiliated by 10000 points. He worked hard for a month to complete a classic national style he thought. Unexpectedly, seven or eight songs came to the scene... Each song is different in style, some are fashionable and some are classical immortal.


    Chen Jingyi said to Han Hong, "I once saw two Treasure Island geniuses. I thought they were the limit. I didn''t expect..."


    Han Hong: "pure talent, the child has not received serious music training."


    Zhao Liya was on the verge of collapse and couldn''t say, "silly column, you can stop! Show what? No matter what others can''t stand."


    Li Tiezhu was awakened: "hmm? What''s the matter? Am I singing again?"


    Liang Tian: "just now you sang four new songs. It''s very nice."


    Matsushita: "that''s, don''t look who he is!"


    Although the device is still being debugged, this paragraph is still recorded. Hong Bo made a tiktok account on the night of the program group, making a big wave again.


    The interview began one by one, starting with Han Hong.


    It''s not by rank, but by reputation. When playing cards, interview first and go first. Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya can only get the last.


    Twenty minutes later, it was finally Zhao Liya''s turn.


    Because Li Tiezhu saw that songzhuer began to yawn and asked them to accept an interview first, and then go to have a rest.


    Hong Bo: "are you sure about the next PK match against Li Zijian?"


    Zhao Liya: "sure? If Grandpa moves to the scene, I''m still a little sure. However, he''s busy falling in love recently, and I don''t think he''s free..."


    Hong Bo was stunned: "what? Can you say that?"


    Zhao Liya: "why can''t you say it? Hasn''t it been spread all over the Internet? He found a wanghong who bought flower carving wine, and it''s right..."


    This is my granddaughter.


    Hong Bo: "let''s change the topic! What, do you still sing original next week?"


    Zhao Liya nodded: "anyway, the winning side is not big. It''s better to sing original songs and end all the time. Unlike some people, they change their minds when they see young online popularity..."


    Hong Bo: "cough! Zhu''er, what''s your outlook for the next issue?"


    Matsushita: "I''m optimistic about Li Tiezhu''s victory over Yan Bing. His songs are super invincible! We''re sure to win! Everyone should support Tiezhu in the next issue! He..."


    Hong Bo: "you are Zhao Liya''s partner."


    Matsushita: "then... Iron pillar, come on!"


    Hong Bo: "


    After asking a few more questions, Hong Bo sent the two women away, and then began to interview Li Tiezhu, who is simple, honest, lovely and easy to talk.


    Hong Bo said: "netizens have a few questions to ask you. If you have a child with songzhuer, will you take your child to mango''s where''s dad? Netizens said they were looking forward to you going to this program."


    Li Tiezhu said seriously, "why don''t you call and ask my old man? If he wants, he can take me to the next season."


    Hong Bo: "er... The audience wants to see children, not you."


    Li Tiezhu: "my father has a new child. He''s a very young child. His name is Li Tiedan. What''s my name? A name is a talent."


    This answer is very Gan! Who wants to see your father?

 Chapter 408

    Hong Bo: "change the subject, you... Well, what did I want to ask?"


    Li Tiezhu leaned over: "what do you want to ask? Isn''t it written on the card? Does Li Tiezhu think he can win the title? Fools ask questions? They all said they came to write an album. Are you angry that Zhou Xingxing ''bullied'' you tonight? Is there a pit in your brain? Why am I angry with him? He asked me to play a man. Do I have a pit in my brain if I have money? Li Tiezhu..."


    Hong Bo looked helpless, didn''t he interview? How did you change to ask and answer yourself?


    Finally, Li Tiezhu "answered" all the questions and went to join the big army.


    The lineup of this issue was extremely strong. There were ten singers, ten singing guests, ten music partners, members of the program group such as Hong Bo, Wang Haian and Liang Xiaobo, as well as the agents and assistants of many stars, as well as Liu Xiaohua, a non staff member. A total of more than 60 people had a simple dinner to celebrate.


    Originally, many stars are not ready to participate. With this spare time, can''t you fly back all night to have a rest?


    Zhou Xingxing also thinks so. However, Liu Xiaohua wants to eat a big meal, so he stays. It''s not easy for other stars to leave in advance. Xingye is still there.


    After supper, everyone slowly dispersed.


    Zhou Xingxing wants to take Liu Xiaohua away all night. Li Tiezhu resolutely opposed it at the beginning. He was taken away by an old man at night. What else? My little flower is as young as a flower... Forget it, take it away. Keeping it is also a disaster.


    Zhou Xingxing felt humiliated and seriously theorized with Li Tiezhu: "I''m taking her to do modeling and clothing. I''m going to participate in the film festival tomorrow, which represents the image of the crew of the journey to the West. Did your family prepare for her? Did you, a brother, give her consideration?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t dress myself. I dress her up?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "can girls go to the film festival like men? Are you crazy?"


    Matsushita: "Xingye, do I have a share?"


    Zhou Xingxing was very impolite: "you''re not. You''re so popular and have your own brokerage company. I don''t care."


    Matsushita: "shall I go with you? I''m also from the crew of the Westward Journey to subdue demons..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "no, you''re such a big man. Can''t you take the bus by yourself?"


    Song Zhuer: "yes, I will."


    After all, it''s still eccentric.


    Liu Xiaohua still left with Zhou Xingxing, willing to do that.


    Because, Zhou Xingxing said to help her take a few advertisements to improve her life. The money can go to Zhou Xingxing company. It''s not a big problem to steal MI, and her mother can''t find it.


    There is a sense of abducting a little girl.


    In fact, no one has to worry about Zhou Xingxing''s attempt on Liu Xiaohua. After all, what beautiful women have not seen? Even if it''s curiosity hunting... Liu Xiaohua earned it.


    Of course, this is songzhuer''s narrow personal idea. She thinks... Liu Xiaohua''s Dan color is difficult to marry off, especially when she is red.


    A few years later, when Liu Xiaohua became popular with thousands of teenagers and fell into a number of greasy men, songzhuer was desperate and his world outlook collapsed!


    Of course, this is all later, not for the time being.


    That night, Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, songzhu''er and lengba fought soundly in the room. Zhao Liya shouted that her heart couldn''t stand it. Lengba was about to cry. Songzhu''er became braver and braver, and the cry became louder and louder. On the contrary, Li Tiezhu was a little weak. It''s not too much to say that she was dying.


    Playing mahjong is always more endurable for women than men, especially for women who win Hi, such as songzhuer.


    At 2:30 a.m., Li Tiezhu ended strongly. He lost 582 yuan and 50 cents. Songzhuer won 3000 yuan. The other two were also a pair of panda eyes. Naonima lost money most of the night.


    Zhao Liya wants to go back to her room. She is forcibly detained by songzhuer and lengba. She picks up her clothes and throws them into the bedroom.


    And the two also showed evil smiles.


    Zhao Liya was so frightened that she even wanted to call the police that she found that Li Tiezhu had gone back to his room. It turned out that there were too many people in this period. After careful discussion, Li Tiezhu and the three thought it was very dangerous, so they gave up the plan to exercise together and decided to go to the East China Sea tomorrow night.


    Songzhu''er, lengba and Zhao Liya crowded into one bed. The girl just had endless words and muttered that she didn''t sleep until 4 a.m.


    The next day, January 7, 2018, 3 p.m.


    In front of a five-star hotel in the East China Sea, the staff are laying a long red carpet. Countless fans, media and paparazzi on both sides have been waiting there for a long time. The scene was once a little chaotic.


    However, there are still four hours before the opening of the film festival.


    This is influence!


    The annual Golden Dragon Film Festival is the most famous film festival in China and even in Asia. It is also second only to Oscar and Cannes in the world.


    It has to be said that China in this world is much stronger than that in that world. It is stronger in economy, politics, military, culture and geography.


    If you do an order of magnitude, it is more than five years ahead, plus a treasure island.


    Therefore, both the Chinese Music Festival and the Golden Dragon Film Festival are artistic forces that can not be ignored on this planet.


    Of course, this year''s Chinese Music Festival did not invite Li Tiezhu again. Although the official has supported Li Tiezhu, some internal forces of the Chinese Music Festival still feel that they have just cancelled the award given to Li Tiezhu last year and invited him again this year, which is a bit embarrassing, so they did not invite him directly.


    On the day of the Golden Dragon Film Festival, the Chinese Music Festival issued a statement, whether coincidentally or deliberately:


    "We are deeply disappointed that Li Tiezhu has been addicted to variety shows since his debut and is not keen on music. Because he has not made contributions to the music world this year, he will not be invited to the Chinese Music Festival this year. I hope he can recognize his mistakes, return to the right track and don''t bury his talents."


    It''s crazy!


    You ate more than ten new songs of "I''m a singer"? Did you eat the song written for Luhani, Zhang Yixing, Chen Yisen and Han Hong?


    This is the anger of music fans.


    But Li Tiezhu himself didn''t care. Even in the tiktok car, he made a video of his own voice.


    "Thanks for the recognition of the Chinese Music Festival. I''ve sent back several trophies I got. Please give me a squeak. In addition, because the trophies are gold-plated, they''re a little faded. I hope I won''t lose money. Finally, I''ll go back to make TV dramas, variety shows and movies, but I won''t go to the Chinese Music Festival again. So don''t worry! I won''t come to grab the trophies, You can arrange whatever you like. "


    Whatever?


    That''s a great sentence.


    After all, the dispute between Tian Zhan and yehenara''s female singer was noisy.


    These lines were written by Zhao Liya to Li Tiezhu, and Li Tiezhu read them. After all, it''s the best on abdominal black.


    Since then, Li Tiezhu broke with the Chinese Music Festival. It was not until he became the king of Asian songs and set foot in the Chinese Music Festival again that everyone knew how fierce he was.


    In short, in the next few years, Li Tiezhu used his own efforts to turn over all the new and old singers who won awards in the Chinese Music Festival. It was almost a massacre.


    Whether it is album sales, single popularity, music popularity index or concert tickets, they are absolutely crushed. One person crushed a group.


    At 6:00 p.m., stars are already shining outside the hotel. From time to time, stars arrive, walk through the red carpet, sign on the huge poster wall, take a group photo, and finally enter the venue.


    Li Tiezhu and his little animals are separated because they belong to different production teams. Lengba and Yang Mi participated in the film version of Sansheng III, which was pursued last year. Songzhu''er and Liu Xiaohua are the production teams of "journey to the West and subdue demons". Li Tiezhu got out of the car and went to the production team of "medicine God" by Xu Shanzheng and Makino. They haven''t been found yet


    In fact, the live TV broadcast has begun. The audience watched the actors walk on the red carpet. They were too high.


    However, without webcast, you can''t send a barrage and bend.


    It''s getting late for Xu Shanzheng. After discussing with Makino, he took the crew directly to the venue. Before Li Tiezhu left, he left a wechat message:


    "Come on, let''s go first."


    Li Tiezhu is stupid. I don''t have any special cars!


    This time, Zhang Xiaomeng didn''t follow. She went back to prepare for soldier assault. After participating in the last issue of I am a singer next week, filming will start.


    However, this is not difficult for Li Tiezhu. After all, he is a magical brick man.


    Walking to the red carpet doesn''t work, so he''s going to... Stop the car.


    The first car, which didn''t stop, raced past.


    In the car, Chen Chichi laughed: "don''t stop! Yes! That''s it, ha ha... There''s another moth in the goods!"


    The second car, stopped.


    In the car, Deng Chao took his mobile phone and made a video with Chen Chichi: "ah! Yes, I saw Li Tiezhu. He said he wanted to get on the car. Tiezhu, how about the sun? You are so carefree, and I''ll go first. Take the car? Are you kidding? You say take my car?"


    The car left again.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. These brothers are unreliable. They all blame Chen Chichi''s sword man!


    The third car is the car of Round faced fat deer, that is, the car of East China Sea fortress. Their movie box office last year was average, but Luhani shaved his head because of Li Tiezhu''s suggestion and worked hard in acting. Although it was not satisfactory, it was still reluctantly popular.


    Li Tiezhu waved to Luhani to get out.


    Luhani rolled down the window and said, "bye, brother Zhu! Ha ha! Four ha, bye! We are the national brother-in-law ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "even your uncle! There''s no loyalty. Will you go if I let you go?"


    This scene, in fact, has been photographed by the TV camera, which has become the most wonderful scene since so many film festivals. A quasi superstar stops a car outside the hotel to attend the film festival. Someone who rubs the red carpet is more professional than you


    Audiences make complaints about it because they can''t send bullet screen comments.


    The fourth car stopped next to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu looked. It was the car of a crew called greedy wolf, because the crew name would be posted in front of the car.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know him, so he was embarrassed to rub the car and looked around with a embarrassed smile. They didn''t stop because I stopped the car, did they?


    When the window rolled down, there were two black faces competing with Li Tiezhu. They were very familiar.


    One is the ancient headmaster who is engaged in educational infrastructure everywhere, and the other is Siamese action superstar Tony Zhen who met at father Ma''s cocktail party last time.


    Gu Dale said, "hello? Do you want to call a taxi, Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle! My crew ran away. I don''t have a car."


    Gu Dale: "then come up and squeeze."


    Li Tiezhu is also a cheeky man. He beats a snake with a stick: "ah! You look like a good-looking man, so you don''t look like any of the villains in your film. How can you play villains with such a good face? I have a big Luo Dou (ASS). Please move again. Thank you!"

 Chapter 409

    Gu Dale gave in and didn''t dislike Li Tiezhu. Recently, the whole Xiangjiang performing arts circle has a good opinion of Li Tiezhu.


    It has nothing to do with Cheng Dalong and Chen Yisen, but because he wrote two classic Cantonese songs, one is "red sun" and the other is "the Great Wall will never fall". Recently, it has been so popular in almost all streets and alleys in Xiangjiang, as if this should be the song of Xiangjiang music world.


    Even "I am a singer", which was not very popular in Xiangjiang, became popular overnight. Xiangjiang people originally thought that the elimination of Gu Daji in mainland programs was due to insider operation.


    After watching the program, they know how cruel Li Tiezhu is. The harder he is, the more they like him. In addition, the gossip media exposed the relationship between Li Tiezhu and Jackie Chan, and Xiangjiang people like him more.


    It''s called intimacy.


    Tony Zhen on the other side also said hello to Li Tiezhu. After all, he didn''t know him well, and he didn''t know the language. Although Li Tiezhu wanted to learn two tricks from him


    But Gu Dale was very enthusiastic: "I heard you have done a lot of public welfare? Are you interested in repairing schools?"


    Li Tiezhu was more enthusiastic: "uncle, I''m going to recommend you a good project. Wait..."


    Then Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and said to Gu Dale: "Look, these villages are on a big mountain. The mountain is very high. It takes two hours to walk to the town. The children''s school on the mountain is halfway up the mountain. It''s very dilapidated, isn''t it? Look at this picture. The school leaks rain and wind in winter. The table was more than ten years ago. It''s too old... You''re looking at the playground. It''s all mud. There are no basketball frames and rebounds, only baskets."


    Gu Dale frowned and said, "the basket is about to fall down. How can I use it?"


    Li Tiezhu''s face is red. Who hasn''t dunk dream: "don''t care about those details..."


    "Why is the flagpole so new? So is the national flag."


    "Ha, I donated it."


    "You only donated a flagpole when you earned so much?"


    "And two flags."


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    "No, I''m going to repair the school, but they say I''m not qualified enough, I don''t understand, and I can''t build it well. I wanted to find Hong fund, but I met my uncle today. I''ll show you this project first."


    Gu Dale smiled: "your hometown?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Yes."


    Gu Dale glanced at Li Tiezhu and said, "I can lend you a knowledgeable person, but I won''t build it there. The schools I build are all cut by the legendary brothers!"


    Li Tiezhu cheated the project and said simply, "it''s good! The winter vacation has only one month to start."


    Gu Dale: "you can''t do it in a month, but you can do it first. The rest will be later."


    If Gu Dale hadn''t known that Li Tiezhu had done a lot of public welfare, he would have kicked Li Tiezhu out of the car on the spot. Would such people treat me as a fool?


    In fact, it''s not that Li Tiezhu is not qualified and knowledgeable. These are all excuses.


    Li Tiezhu wanted to push the broken school in the summer of 17. However, he was busy going to college at that time, and then there was a concert all summer. The time was missed. The children were in school in the second half of the year and couldn''t move. Therefore, he planned to rebuild his study this winter vacation.


    At this time, the car stopped.


    Li Tiezhu: "have you arrived?"


    Gu Dale shook his head: "not yet. There are people lingering on the red carpet ahead. Wait a minute. We''ll go when they''re almost done. Haven''t you walked through the red carpet?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course not. I''m still a newcomer. Uncle, many schools in the town next to my hometown are also very broken..."


    Gu Dale: "how many schools are there?"


    "Seven or eight."


    "OK! I''ll send more people to you. Come on!"


    "Ah... Thank you."


    "You''re welcome. What? Come to me when you finish repairing these schools. I have information here and hundreds of places suitable for repairing schools. Everyone is so familiar and has good projects. Of course, I''ll give them to you first."


    "It''s very kind of you, uncle!"


    The car drove a little further and stopped at the entrance.


    The live TV camera instantly gave up a net red that hovered on the red carpet for ten minutes and focused on these cars.


    The host said: "next comes the crew of greedy wolf. This action film has achieved a good box office and reputation, and there are many big brands..."


    The first car came down with a fat man and a thin man. They were director Ye Xinwei and action director Hong Dabao.


    The second car is Tony Zhen, Gu Dale and Li Tiezhu.


    Host: "ah... How did Li Tiezhu come with the crew of greedy wolf? There was no him in the crew of drug God just now. I thought he didn''t come..."


    Li Tiezhu hurried to hold Hong Dabao forward and almost pushed him. There was no way. Li Tiezhu had great strength.


    Hong Dabao: "slow down, young man."


    Li Tiezhu has pushed him out for more than ten meters: "it''s all right. I have enough strength. I''ll help you in and have a rest."


    Hong Dabao said angrily, "slow down on the red carpet! Let me go."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and looked around. Gu Dale and the media on both sides were still far away. They felt strange about Li Tiezhu''s behavior, but they were embarrassed to shout.


    Hong Dabao was also embarrassed to go back and walk through again. He could only wave to the fans in situ and wait. He whispered, "I''m so angry with you! Go say hello to the fans and sign their names."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Some people shouted Li Tiezhu, others shouted Hong Dabao.


    Li Tiezhu found a fan of Hong Dabao holding an opinion T-shirt to sign, so he went up and took the pen and wrote "Hong Dabao". The fan was "moved" and stunned.


    Li Tiezhu: "do you like Gu Dale?"


    Fan: "I like it!"


    Li Tiezhu wrote three words of Gu Dale and grinned: "you''re welcome!"


    This scene was also captured by the camera. The host was stunned for three seconds before he said: "Li Tiezhu is really simple and honest..."


    However, the audience in front of the TV is already hungry and thirsty. I''m going to launch a barrage for the live TV broadcast of dog Yue!


    These people didn''t rub the red carpet. They walked fairly fast. When they came to the entrance of the hotel, everyone signed on the poster wall, and then... Li Tiezhu held Hong Dabao and walked away. They were about to get into the hotel in the blink of an eye.


    The main creator of the crew waiting for the group photo here was stunned.


    Hong Dabao struggled a few times and was pressed back by Li Tiezhu: "master, you''re welcome!"


    "Ah ah!"


    Hong Dabao was angry, punched and kicked Li Tiezhu, and ran back to take a group photo with his fat belly.


    Gu Dale and Wu Yue couldn''t help laughing.


    As he was filming, Hong Dabao roared, "what are you looking at? Come and take a group photo, Xiaozi!"


    Li Tiezhu ran over again, stood on the side, showed a big white tooth and compared it. Yes, the star of "drug God" came with "greedy wolf" and took a picture.


    Finally, after walking on the red carpet, Li Tiezhu looked at Hong Dabao: "elder martial uncle, can you help me?"


    Hong Dabao: "what do I take? What do you want me to take? Do you take your teeth white?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m asking if I need to help you."


    Hong Dabao: "help! I''m tired of running."


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu helped Hong Dabao and the crew into the hotel. In the lobby, he met Cheng Dalong, who was hugging the actresses one by one. Brother long never favors one over the other. Men shake hands and women hug.


    Li Tiezhu shouted, "master."


    Cheng Dalong said, "how did you come with other people''s crew? Do you have any rules? I''m ashamed..."


    Hong Dabao: "are you ashamed to follow me? Are you ashamed?"


    Cheng Dalong smiled: "no, no! Please come inside, senior brother!"


    Hong Dabao glanced at Cheng Dalong, took Li Tiezhu inside, and whispered loudly: "young man, don''t learn from your master. Being a man, face is the most important..."


    Hong Dabao has a big brand. Along the way, new people, old people, celebrities and small coffee greet him one after another. They are respectful and respectful. They also have to praise the younger generation around the old man. This is polite.


    It''s hard to praise Li Tiezhu. Everyone behaved very hard.


    "Good old Hong, iron pillar. Your teeth are so white!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s acting is very distinctive."


    "Li Tiezhu''s skin is very healthy."


    "Li Tiezhu cooks well..."


    The last sentence is said by Xu Shanzheng. Can''t you say that Li Tiezhu is a road fool?


    When the crew of "medicine God", Ning Shitou, Xu Shanzheng and others naturally came up to say hello. Of course, Hong Dabao didn''t know much. Li Tiezhu gave him a brief introduction.


    Then there is the crew of the journey to the West. Xingye, Xu laoguai and Hong Dabao are very familiar. They hug and greet each other. The topic returns to Li Tiezhu inexplicably.


    Xu laoguai said, "I also want to cooperate with Li Tiezhu. There are not many young people who can play now."


    Zhou Xingxing: "can he fight? When I was young, I could fight ten like him."


    Hong Dabao snorted coldly, "his master is unreliable. If you teach me, he can kill you!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "be reasonable. He has no reason to be my opponent."


    Hong Dabao: "I can kill you."


    Zhou Xingxing: "Oh! You''re just messing around. My master said I''m surprised..."


    Hong Dabao: "what''s the wonder of bones? My iron pillars are amazing!"


    Watching the old men bicker, Li Tiezhu only felt funny and secretly winked at songzhu''er.


    Liu Xiaohua complained: "Xingye, my brother laughs at you."


    holy crap


    There''s a reason why you''ve been beaten so much!


    Walking and stopping all the way, Li Tiezhu finally arrived at the position of the crew of greedy wolf. Everyone shouted to the surrounding actors and sat down.


    Li Tiezhu said to Hong Dabao, "martial uncle, I''ll go first."


    Hong Dabao: "where are you going? There are many people here. Don''t run around."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m going to my crew."


    Hong Dabao was also a little confused and said awkwardly, "go, go... Don''t be rash there, just add chaos!"


    After Li Tiezhu left, ye Xinwei said, "is this boy OK?"


    Hong Dabao glared: "why not? Which eye of yours sees that he can''t? 19 years old, 5 billion box office! You call it no?"


    Ye Xinwei: "did you take gun medicine? I asked him if he could stretch out his hand. If you can, take him with you in the next play."


    Hong Dabao said, "it''s worse than fan Xiaohuang. He has a bit of real kung fu. Last time fan Xiaohuang said it was fun to play with him. I''m sure there won''t be a big gap in strength. However, the iron pillar doesn''t look good and needs to be taught."


    In fact, Hong Dabao looks fierce, but he is a calf protector. Among Cheng Dalong''s disciples, he only likes these two simple and simple.


    When Li Tiezhu greeted people all the way to his crew, a group of young actors looked at Li Tiezhu with hot eyes. What''s the life of this guy? Mr. 5 billion a year after his debut, why should he be promoted by so many big guys?


    Li Tiezhu looks like a newcomer, but in fact, he has mixed with half of the film industry and has a lot to do with him.

 Chapter 410

    As soon as he sat down, Li Tiezhu was picked up again. It was Duan Yihong with messy hair and bleary eyes.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Duan Yihong said, "I''ve studied the script several times and have some ideas. Let''s go back and talk about it with you!"


    He is a drama addict, but because he is not very popular, he is arranged in the back.


    Li Tiezhu nodded, "Oh, good."


    Xu Shanzheng suddenly said, "what event should we go so far to discuss? Should it be about whether mango should have a core?"


    Taohong gives Xu Shan a punch. Which pot doesn''t open, which pot! Dozens of years old, just like a child.


    Duan Yihong was suddenly embarrassed because he had a crush on his classmate Taohong. He was also a poor boy and had never seen the world like Li Tiezhu.


    Once peach gave him a peeled mango. As soon as he bit it, he was jumped to his teeth by the core. The scene was once very embarrassing. But Taohong didn''t laugh at him. Instead, Xu Shan tried to laugh at him after he knew.


    Li Tiezhu: "mango has a core. As long as it is a fruit, it has a core. Isn''t that common sense? What''s the matter?"


    Xu Shanzheng laughed: "look! Fools know, hahaha... Hey, don''t fight."


    Taohong gave Xu Shan a few more punches and said to the two, "go talk. Don''t worry about this man. It''s very annoying."


    Duan Yihong smiled awkwardly and left with Li Tiezhu.


    It turned out that Duan Yihong felt that she was a bit robbed of her part of the play. She was prepared to be afraid of making a fuss when she was playing, and was ready to weaken Li Tiezhu a little. Because he felt that Li Tiezhu''s acting was not very professional, and it was easy to be suppressed and affect the balance at that time. In fact, he is thinking about the whole play. If he is an actor, he would like to play more.


    To tell the truth, the more he watched, the more he liked the play.


    Li Tiezhu also talked with him. He didn''t think it would destroy the balance, but felt that Yuan Lang''s role was Li Tiezhu''s second guide and must be eye-catching


    After chatting for a while, the award ceremony of the film festival finally began.


    Li Tiezhu returned to his position in the front row.


    A beautiful hostess and a fat black man walked on the stage together.


    Hostess: "Hello, everyone. Welcome to the award ceremony of the 37th Golden Dragon Film Festival. I''m Lan Yu, the host."


    Black fat man: "I''m host Liang Chaowei."


    The actors under the stage: "woo ~"


    Black fat man: "be surprised? I''m a little worse than liang Chaowei. I''m not so handsome. My temperament is not comparable. I''m Guo gangde."


    Liang Chaowei under the stage laughed and cracked his crow''s feet.


    Lan Yu smiled and asked, "it''s a great honor to co host this film festival with Mr. Guo today."


    Guo gangde: "I''m also honored to spend a good night with you tonight."


    Guo gangde is a favorite crosstalk actor of all his peers in the film circle. Almost no one doesn''t like him, which is different from the crosstalk circle.


    Because in the film festival, he is the strongest green leaf in history. He holds other peers high with box office results. Who doesn''t like it? The opposite is true in crosstalk. Who can like it?


    Lan Yu: "what? Tonight? It''s hosted together."


    Guo gangde: "it''s the host, otherwise? What are you thinking? I''m a decent person and can''t be deceived easily."


    LAN language is also unable to Tucao: "make complaints about you."


    Guo gangde: "first of all, I''d like to thank the Organizing Committee and Li Tiezhu for giving me this opportunity to have a crosstalk actor preside over the film festival. I''m very happy. I''ve squatted several toilets at home these days."


    The stars are stunned. Just thank the organizing committee. Why do you thank Li Tiezhu? Li Tiezhu''s achievements this year are too coquettish. Everyone knows him and is no stranger.


    Li Tiezhu himself was also ignorant. He subconsciously said, "you''re welcome..."


    Lan Yu: "what does it have to do with Li Tiezhu?"


    Guo gangde: "because I heard that the program group is going to hire a particularly talkative host this year. Some people say that they should hire a crosstalk actor and invite the best... So they think of Li Tiezhu. Ah! The first man to talk about crosstalk at the concert! A singer with a smile!"


    The stars below burst into laughter. It''s here!


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t talk about crosstalk, but there has always been a serious legend in crosstalk circles. Some even call him "the ancestor of music crosstalk".


    In fact, because of Li Tiezhu''s "excellent" performance as the host of "I am a singer", the Organizing Committee of Jinlong Film Festival did contact Li Tiezhu, but later gave up. Of course, Guo gangde was chosen not because Li Tiezhu refused. Many people know that.


    Lan Yu: "Uncle Guo, should I say... Ho now?"


    Guo gangde: "you should say, why is it your turn? Otherwise, the burden below me is not easy to shake."


    "Then why is it your turn?"


    "Because Li Tiezhu is the top class in the crosstalk world, the prince of crosstalk! People think the price given by the organizing committee is low. If they don''t answer, the organizing committee will be worried!"


    "Add money?"


    "Change!"


    "Hi!"


    "Another time, someone said, there is a Guo gangde in Jinmen, enough times! Enough times? That''s him. Then I came. Thank Li Tiezhu again for giving me such a beautiful hostess..."


    Under the stage:


    "Woo -"


    "Woo ~"


    "Pa pa pa..."


    Applause and cheers broke out one after another. The venue was soon warmed up by Uncle Guo gangde. I had to be convinced that he was professional.


    Guo gangde waited for the applause to slow down and touched his face: "say something shameless!"


    Lan Yu: "don''t you keep talking?"


    Guo gangde was stunned and looked at Lan Yu: "the female benefactor is very beautiful. She is not very kind! I... Advise you to be kind."


    The stars make complaints about the bullet screen comments.


    Lan Yu: "then you say, look how shameless."


    Guo gangde: "I once thought about taking Li Tiezhu as an apprentice! What! What kind!"


    "Whoa..."


    The stars under the stage booed in an instant.


    The camera shows Jackie Chan, who laughs and claps.


    The camera shows Li Tiezhu again. He is giggling. Xu Shan struggles with his hair and his head glows with laughter.


    The camera shows Yue Yupeng and Guo Dalin. They shout, "you don''t deserve it!!"


    Lan Yu: "sorry, I just said the wrong thing. What you said before, including when you said you looked like Liang Chaowei, you still wanted face."


    This is a good script in advance, which is used to mobilize the atmosphere.


    The reason why Li Tiezhu was chosen as the starting point is the result of Guo gangde''s careful consideration. You say that other actors are not happy, but Li Tiezhu is different. It doesn''t matter if he is not happy!


    The atmosphere has completely improved. Guo gangde said, "eh? Are we hosting the film festival?"


    Lan Yu: "yes!"


    Guo gangde said: "then you say movies. Why do you always talk about crosstalk? Are you reliable? Do the hosting circles rely on looks these days?"


    "Don''t you also rely on looks in crosstalk? For example, you and brother Yue are very crosstalk."


    "And Li Tiezhu."


    "Ah, yes! I... let''s go back to movies. Last year and this year, many wonderful movies emerged..."


    Lan Yu began to talk about the process of the award ceremony of the film festival. As a professional host, she can only say this. Although Guo gangde is also a host, he is more suitable to mobilize the atmosphere. After all, this product is too informal.


    Lan Yu: "according to the tradition of the film festival every year, the first award announced is... The Best Newcomer Award."


    Guo gangde: "yes!"


    Lan Yu: "before the award, let''s enjoy a piano solo -" Liang Zhu "


    Guo gangde: "let''s welcome the piano princess, a good friend of the crosstalk prince!"


    There was another uproar under the stage. Many people know that Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya are childhood pen pals.


    Zhao Liya, dressed in a black tuxedo and a neutral dress, was a little cool. She played a song "Liang Zhu" sadly and moving, which was very nice.


    After the performance, Zhao Liya actually bowed and was ready to leave.


    Guo gangde asked, "LIA, you play the piano so well. Why do you want to sing?"


    Zhao Liya: "you don''t know the piano? How do you know I play well?"


    Guo gangde smiled: "Hey! I''ll just be polite and don''t take it seriously. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the side effect of staying with Li Tiezhu for a long time."


    Zhao Liya walked out with a smile and handed the stage to the dishonest uncle Guo.


    Lan Yu: "Mr. Guo, many new film stars emerge in the film circle every year. Who impressed you most?"


    Guo gangde: "it''s the one named Guo gangde. Although he didn''t win the prize, his acting skills are really good."


    Lan Yu: "OK, let''s skip the Putian environment and directly announce that the best candidates for this Golden Dragon Film Festival are... Wang Zhi, Li Tiezhu, Zhang welding, Zhang Zifeng and Liu Xiaohua."


    On the big screen, the film clips of five unknown people selected for the best newcomer award were released. Li Tiezhu''s picture of yellow hair riding a pig and laying eggs in the God of medicine attracted the laughter of the people present.


    Guo gangde: "they are all newcomers in the film industry, good!"


    Lan Yu: "now let''s invite the first group of award guests to announce the first award of this Golden Dragon Film Festival for us. They are..."


    Guo gangde: "Uncle Da, Meng Wuda! Lako, Chen Qianxiang!"


    When Meng Wuda and Chen Qianxiang, the two leading golden supporting actors in Xiangjiang film, came to the stage, the following stars applauded and respected from the bottom of their hearts.


    Meng Wuda: "lako, how many years have you been making movies?"


    Chen Qianxiang: "more than 40 years!"


    "How do you feel when you see these new people now?"


    "I feel old, but Chinese films are getting better and better!"


    "Yes. Who do you prefer before opening the envelope?"


    "Of course it''s Li Tiezhu! Otherwise, I''m afraid Cheng Dalong will hit me. Who do you prefer?"


    Meng Wuda: "of course it''s Liu Xiaohua, otherwise I''m afraid Zhou Xingxing will hit me!"


    The audience laughed and Zhou Xingxing covered his face. Is this known to all? It''s a little too much.


    He joked again. Lako said, "I''ll dismantle it and you''ll announce it. Okay? Come on!"


    Meng Wuda: "the one who won the best newcomer award of the 37th Golden Dragon Film Festival is..."


    When Chen Qianxiang saw that he let him go, he really should say by himself. He said, "Li Tiezhu won the Best Newcomer Award!"


    The actors applauded.


    The crew of "medicine God" was in high spirits. Everyone went to brush Li Tiezhu''s hair. Li Tiezhu smiled demurely and bowed to everyone. Then he took the stage to receive the award. He was also attacked by Liu Xiaohua throwing plush toys in the corridor.

 Chapter 411

    Li Tiezhu turned back and waved his fist at Liu Xiaohua. Zhou Xingxing said, "what are you looking at? Blow up your glasses!"


    How fierce!


    Li Tiezhu counselled, and then Luhani suddenly jumped out and kicked him. He stumbled onto the stage, making the stars laugh.


    It has to be said that Li Tiezhu''s popularity in the film circle is really good. Some time ago, there was even a crazy black Li Tiezhu in the mainland singing world, but the people in the film circle stood up to refute the ballad for Li Tiezhu.


    After taking the stage, Li Tiezhu stood next to Meng Wuda respectfully: "Hello, two teachers!"


    Meng Wuda asked, "how do you feel? If I remember correctly, this is your second film. For the first time, there are only a few scenes. This time, you will directly play an important supporting role. Are you excited?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not very excited. In fact, I''m not interested in awards."


    Maybe he was poisoned by Jack Ma last time. Li Tiezhu spoke a little floating.


    Chen Qianxiang: "what are you interested in?"


    Li Tiezhu wanted to say box office, but he couldn''t say it: "I''m more interested in moving bricks."


    The two big men on the stage laughed. Cheng Dalong scolded a disgraceful sentence. The apprentice received it wrong, while Hong Dabao smiled and patted his thigh. Nephew, it''s interesting.


    Li Tiezhu and fan Xiaohuang are the kind of people whose master doesn''t love his uncle.


    Meng Wuda gave Li Tiezhu a certificate, and Chen Qianxiang gave Li Tiezhu the little golden dragon trophy.


    Most of the trophies of the Golden Dragon Film Festival are dragon shaped. Among the individual awards, the highest gold content is the best director, the best actor and actress, and the Best Newcomer Award. Yes, the best newcomer is more fragrant than the best supporting actor. Therefore, the trophy of the best newcomer award is a chubby little dragon image, which is also called the young dragon award, and the big golden dragon trophy of the best director is called the Golden Dragon Award.


    After receiving the award, Li Tiezhu respectfully asked the two old gentlemen to step down first, and even helped Meng Wuda, who was not in good health.


    Guo gangde said, "Li Tiezhu, wait a minute. Did you forget something?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Sir, what else?"


    Lan Yu seemed to smile: "you forgot to say your speech!"


    Li Tiezhu took the two old gentlemen off the stage and returned. He said solemnly, "thank the Organizing Committee for giving me this award and the fans for voting. Thank you! Can I take this trophy? I''m afraid I''ll recover it next year. I''m too lazy to send it by express."


    The stars under the stage are crazy. How dare you say this!


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about Li Tiezhu''s last year''s awards, but the festival is not music festival.


    Guo gangde said, "son, you can''t be angry. People will encounter all kinds of setbacks in their life. Recovering the trophy... By the way, how old are you this year?"


    Li Tiezhu: "nineteen years old."


    Guo gangde: "can I bear it if I meet this at the age of 19? I''ve beaten them one by one!"


    The audience was quite relieved. The reason why Guo gangde said this is because the authorities supported Li Tiezhu and refuted the rumor. The Chinese Music Festival was criticized for not admitting his mistake.


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s not true."


    Guo gangde: "child, you are a good child. It''s good not to bear grudges."


    Li Tiezhu grinned and was particularly cheerful: "I never bear grudges. I avenge them on the spot. Why do I bear grudges? I have a bad memory."


    Isn''t it?


    Ye henara, Wang Feng, luofeiyan, Chinese Music Festival, which is not revenge on the spot? Never bear grudges, that''s it!


    Guo gangde: "good guy! Revenge on the spot. I like it. Come on, the last link. Thank Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    I thank myself. Why?


    Guo gangde: "what nonsense? I thank Li Tiezhu. Can you run? People are the prince of crosstalk. What''s the trouble? They''re numb."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t turn his head: "Oh! Thank Li Tiezhu."


    Guo gangde: "OK. The rules of today''s Film Festival! Thank everyone who receives the award later, but don''t forget to thank Li Tiezhu!"


    Under the stage, I have laughed wildly. Miss Guo is too bad.


    Lan Yu was already laughing with chest pain. He couldn''t help asking, "teacher Guo, why do you have to thank Li Tiezhu?"


    Guo gangde said solemnly, "is it enough because he gave me such a beautiful hostess?"


    The stars under the stage didn''t think it was too big. They collectively shouted, "enough!"


    Lan Yu is also helpless. The goods are too yellow. Although it is not said clearly, what can we do?


    Li Tiezhu finally stepped down and breathed a sigh of relief.


    On the stage, Guo gangde continues to sell cheap, which is a traditional skill of Yunde society. From Guo gangde to Yue Yupeng, and then to Qin Tao, who is cheap is hot.


    It also announced the best low-cost film award, the best supporting actress award and the best documentary award. Each winner thanked Li Tiezhu under the warm reminder of Guo gangde.


    Then, there is a high-profile Award - the best supporting actor award.


    Lan Yu: "Yu Weihe, Zhang Yi, Wang Yuanqian, Zhu Guanwen and Li Tiezhu were nominated for the best supporting actor in the 37th Jinlong Film Festival."


    Guo gangde: "good guy, there''s Li Tiezhu again, but unlike the Rookie Award, the opponent is stronger this time. What''s the final result? Let''s invite the award winner of the best supporting actor --"


    Lan said: "Zhao Mushan, Zhou Xun."


    Sketch King Zhao Mushan and movie queen Zhou Xun came to the stage together.


    Zhou Xun said, "Sir, what do you think of these actors nominated this time?"


    Zhao Mushan said with a smile, "everything is very good! But I personally like Wang Yuanqian and Zhang Yi best, especially Wang Yuanqian, because he is also a shoemaker''s face."


    Zhou Xun: "this is self substitution, uncle! And I prefer Yu Weihe''s performance. His acting style is unique and delicious."


    Zhao Mushan said, "if we leave the northeast, he will be beaten. It''s too coquettish!"


    Under the stage, Yu Weihe couldn''t stand up with a smile.


    Zhou Xun said again, "what do you think of Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhao Mushan: "he! My evaluation of him is the same as that of his failed master... The future master can see how far a person can go from the beginning. I am optimistic about Li Tiezhu. He is a singer, but I think he can achieve higher achievements than the music festival in the film industry."


    Zhou Xun is not optimistic about Li Tiezhu: "why? His songs are composed by himself, and movies can do it?"


    Zhao Mushan: "isn''t that what happened to the rabbit that year? He''s just too young. You''ll know it''s great in a few years. Although he looks stupid, he''s not stupid at all. The screenwriter''s level is first-class. The rabbit makes me cry. He''s poor? But this year, I don''t think much of him, because I think he''s almost the same as the whole play of drug God. He plays comedy and drug God No. of course, his last performances were also very sad. In short, they were very good. "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t fantasize that he could still win the award. He was very satisfied with which Rookie Award, so he bowed and thanked. The program team also specially gave him a shot.


    Zhou Xun opened the envelope and looked at it first: "I think you''d better tell me the name of the winner! Who won the best supporting actor..."


    Zhao Mushan stared at the card: "... Li Tiezhu?! why did he take all the good things?"


    Zhou Xun: "maybe it''s because you said you didn''t value him, so he won the prize."


    Zhao Mushan: "what do you mean? My crow mouth?"


    Zhou Xun: "no! You call it reverse milk."


    Zhao Mushan can''t understand. I''m flat chested. Where can I milk him? Give me a mouthful of milk.


    Li Tiezhu came up to receive the award, and then sent the two teachers off the stage. He began to say: "er... First of all, thank Li Tiezhu. Then, thank the Organizing Committee and the audience for their recognition of me. I will try my best to play every role in the future, thank you."


    Guo gangde stopped Li Tiezhu again: "wait a minute! You won two awards today. This is a preferential treatment, you know? So you have to sing a song to help everyone."


    Li Tiezhu said foolishly, "did the program team ask?"


    Guo gangde: "otherwise."


    Li Tiezhu said again, "how much is one?"


    Guo gangde: "no money."


    "What can I sing without money? My agent said that I can sing 300000 songs, otherwise it will undermine the industry standards and be unfair to other singers."


    Super Versailles.


    Guo gangde: "then you go down, go well, be careful of the steps!"


    Li Tiezhu really went down.


    Lan Yu couldn''t help saying, "Mr. Guo, why did you provoke him?"


    Guo gangde: "ah! I''m suddenly tired of living and want to die. It''s well known that Li Tiezhu has only one brain cell, so I won''t care about him!"


    Lan Yu: "isn''t he the prince of your crosstalk?"


    Guo gangde smiled: "Hey! Princes are usually very simple. One brain cell is enough. There are more simple ones, you know?"


    Lan Yu: "who? Simpler than Li Tiezhu?"


    Guo gangde was full of spirit: "men''s football! Eleven of them share one brain cell!"


    Lan Yu was so scared that he didn''t dare to answer.


    The audience was very jubilant. Didn''t the national football team lose again just now?


    Guess what?


    Yue Yupeng apologized! Because God predicted that the national football team would lose to Syria, but it really lost, so Yue Yupeng apologized! After all, how can the national football team be blamed?


    Isn''t that right? Is master coming for revenge? Not overnight!


    Then it announced the best director debut, and the director Makino of the drug God won the award. At present, the drug God has been regarded as the biggest winner. For the time being, it is the more powerful battle dragon 2.


    Theatrical performances and awards are interspersed with relaxation.


    He has successively produced the best science and education film, the best children''s film and the best action film "battle dragon 2".


    Then, director Miyazaki chinchilla from Japan announced the winner of the best animation - "the rabbit that year".


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was playing with Taohong in his seat and picking up the red rope. For no reason, he was called his name. He supported the red rope with both hands and looked confused.


    Isn''t that the rabbit from last year''s movie?


    Why didn''t I know about the nomination? And won a prize?


    What''s the situation?


    Because there were excellent animated films such as Kun, white snake and Japan''s name of you last year, Li Tiezhu never thought he would win the prize. The crew members who were temporarily put together have long gone their separate ways. This year, they have not gathered together, not even a crew name, nor have they walked the red carpet together.


    In fact, the film is well deserved, with the highest box office, and its social significance is also extremely important.


    Li Tiezhu stood up foolishly, a little confused. What should I do?


    This is not a personal award. The best animation award is a collective award, which requires the director, screenwriter, producer, screenwriter and editor to receive the award on the stage together.


    Taohong pulls the red rope off Li Tiezhu''s hand and pushes Xu Shanzheng out. Xu Shanzheng is one of the producers.


    Xu Shanzheng took Li Tiezhu to the stage, called the producer Liu Huade and Xu laoguai, and the four people went on the stage to receive the award. After all, Jiao Keli, the really powerful director and screenwriter, is currently struggling with Nezha and did not come to the scene.


    The audience immediately applauded. In fact, most stars haven''t seen the things about the rabbit that year, but they have seen the gags and learned its strength from the staff.


    The film is like a wind vane, indicating the direction of the film. The main melody is no longer inferior, but superior.


    After appearing on the stage, Miyazaki chinchilla gave the award and stepped down. He personally loved the rabbit, otherwise he could not accept the award task. No one wants the United States to lose more than the Japanese. They want the United States to retreat at all levels, except for the discharge of nuclear sewage.


    Yang Mi and lengba sit in a prominent position. They both have good coffee places, but the film is more hip-catching.


    Of course, they didn''t come to win the prize. After all, they didn''t even mention the nomination. They just came to join the fun. In Yang Mi''s words, this is called expanding influence and improving coffee level. In lengba''s words, it is called rubbing the red carpet.


    At this time, Yang Mi lay on lengba''s shoulder and said, "your man is so fierce! What young dragon? It''s like a flying dragon to win three awards in a film festival!"


    Lengba suddenly remembered some evil combination, blushed and said, "don''t talk nonsense! He depends on strength."


    Yang Mi: "I envy you. If I were ten years younger, I would definitely join the zoo. Hey!"


    Lengba: "how do you know about the zoo?"


    "I peeked at your cell phone! When you fell asleep in the car in the afternoon, eh... Terrible!"


    "I Pooh! You''re disgusting..."


    On the stage, the three leaders delivered their speeches in turn.


    Liu Huade: "thank Li Tiezhu for participating in the production of those things about the rabbit that year. Really, it has nothing to do with Guo gangde''s ridicule! We have realized the rejuvenation of the whole nation, but we haven''t caught up with the pace of the country in the film. The rabbit comes at the right time! Come on, China!"


    Xu laoguai: "in fact, I''m just a nominal in this film. Liu Huade and Xu Shan compete for more participation than me. The hardest thing is jiaokeli. He didn''t come. What I want to say is that China will always stand proudly in the east of the world... Oh, by the way, thank Li Tiezhu."


    Xu Shanzheng: "thank you Li Tiezhu! This animated film is more profound than all my films. When my children grow up, I can proudly tell them that I am a filmmaker without worrying about what movies they have asked me to make."


    Li Tiezhu: "Ah... Thank uncle Liu Huade, Uncle Xu and Xu bald... Uncle Jiao Keli is the most grateful! What, this film is actually very difficult. I don''t understand anything, so I wrote a story and a song. The original intention of making this film is very simple, because I believe that egg queen is more patriotic than post-70, Post-80 and post-90! They also gave me the answer I want Case! "


    This is the young dragon of China! A group of young dragons behind eggs!


    Under the stage, Liu Xiaohua said, "speak better than sing!"


    Zhou Xingxing rarely severely criticized Liu Xiaohua: "what do you say about Hong Kong? It is because of people like you that foreigners are arrogant! Without Chinese men, you are the object of humiliation! Find out! China must be strong, otherwise, the world nuclear peace will come to an end!"


    Liu Xiaohua was frightened and dared not speak. In fact, she was not unpatriotic, but she felt a little too formalistic. After all, most of the people who can understand this extreme meat and hemp patriotic feelings are men.

 Chapter 412

    Guo gangde once again stopped Li Tiezhu, who was going to step down, because it was arranged by the Organizing Committee and written in the script: let Li Tiezhu, who won three awards, enjoy more shots and let him answer some difficult questions.


    What kind of problem is difficult? The organizing committee didn''t give a hint. Obviously, this is not what the traditional host LAN language can handle. Therefore, craftsman Guo gangde started.


    "You have won the prize three times!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, sir, your calculation is really good!"


    God''s special calculation is good. The IQ of normal human beings can know that you have won the prize three times! Please, be a man, serious brother!


    Viewers make complaints about watching TV live, but they are also laughing and stirring. I can''t even make bullet screen comments. This animal is too arrogant. Why don''t we punish him with a barrage?


    Guo gangde: "it''s hard to win three consecutive awards at the Jinlong Film Festival!"


    Li Tiezhu thought about it carefully and said, "it''s really difficult to take it! Does the program team provide plastic bags? There are too many trophies and certificates to install."


    The stars can''t stand it: "woo ~"


    Guo gangde was stunned. Is it so difficult to take it?


    Guo gangde saw the presentation board of the staff of the Organizing Committee: forget the time and kill him!


    My heart suddenly has a bottom, then I''m not polite! Guo gangde had always been the host, because he thought that this was not crosstalk after all, but since the organizing committee had this attitude, what were you afraid of?


    The film festival also needs ratings and influence!


    The gimmick in the first half of this session is Li Tiezhu. Of course, if you want to grab a meal and dig hard, how can you let it go easily?


    Guo gangde frowned and said, "why do people say you are a murderer?"


    As soon as I heard Guo gangde''s words, the stars on the scene were stunned. How dare you ask? Whose family doesn''t depend on relationships? In particular, the bottom depends on the relationship. It''s normal for something to happen!


    Although the official media refuted many rumors about Li Tiezhu and supported Li Tiezhu, it was neither refuted nor refuted.


    The audience in front of the TV was surprised. After all, most of them like Li Tiezhu. What are you asking?


    Even the leaders of the organizing committee were frightened. Won''t there be an accident?


    Li Tiezhu is very calm, because he knows that in terms of Qin Tao''s relationship, teacher Guo must know the truth and deliberately leave a message for himself.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu said, "they say that my second uncle forced a young man from the same village to death. In fact, this young man is helping my second uncle''s house now. He is learning the planting technology of traditional Chinese medicine from the professors from the provincial universities we invited."


    Guo gangde: "so, he didn''t die? Why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because pesticides have expired for several years, he also realized that he was wrong. Expired food can''t be eaten indiscriminately."


    Guo gangde: "ah, that''s right. The organizing committee thinks it''s inappropriate for you to say that the awards of a music festival are arranged casually on this platform. Do you want to apologize? It''s okay if you don''t apologize. Anyway, they can''t hit me."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''d better apologize. I was wrong just now. In fact, some awards in the Chinese Music Festival are not arranged casually."


    Guo gangde: "very good! The attitude of apology is true. Knowing your mistakes can improve it!"


    Isn''t that the same thing?


    Where did you apologize?


    Guo gangde: "I heard you''re going to be a director and make a TV play recently. Who gives you courage?"


    Li Tiezhu was concise and comprehensive: "you."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu''s mind is very simple. Guo gangde''s cross-border role as a host and actor really provides Li Tiezhu with a "theoretical basis". In fact, he doesn''t mean to be ironic, because he doesn''t know how the box office of Guo gangde''s films is.


    However, the speaker was careless and the listener was intentional. Suddenly, thunderous applause broke out under the stage:


    "Good!"


    "Well done."


    "Thank you, Mr. Guo..."


    "How dare you say!"


    "Li Jui told the truth."


    Guo gangde wiped his face: "then don''t you have to make a film in the future? Why don''t you come and get the best director and best actor next year?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, yes..."


    Guo gangde narrowed his eyes and doubted life. This man can''t understand good words. How can I hate him?


    Guo gangde: "really?"


    Li Tiezhu: "really. What''s the matter?"


    Guo gangde: "it seems that I really gave you great courage! What''s your name? Who did you shoot with?"


    Li Tiezhu: "call" people in the embarrassing way "and fight for teachers with Xu Shan, if he has a schedule."


    Guo gangde: "good guy, are you really coming for next year''s grand prize?"


    This is set in the system. It''s no problem to say it in advance. It''s going to be taken sooner or later anyway.


    Off the stage, Makino asked Xu Shanzheng, "why do you spoil him so much? Take him to a movie and give him a new movie?"


    Xu Shan argued, "I don''t know anything. He didn''t tell me."


    Taohong: "the child told me to make a film. I''ll invite you then?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu began to counter attack: "Uncle Guo, will you be in a movie next year?"


    Guo gangde: "if someone is not afraid of death and asks me, I''ll shoot it without money."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... I''ll treat you."


    Guo gangde: "everyone heard me? I didn''t force him. He said it himself. It''s not bad for me! He can''t think of it! Why invite me?"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand Guo gangde''s attributes in the film industry. He just thinks he should be very powerful.


    Li Tiezhu: "you just said you don''t want money."


    Guo gangde said, "well... Just try to make me cheap? If all the directors under the stage have such foresight as Li Tiezhu and let me guest star in all my films, I can turn over the whole Chinese film world!"


    In other words, all the films have no box office and no reputation throughout the year!


    Under the stage, Zhao Mushan is the happiest one. Rao is the most supportive of Guo gangde. He has rarely asked him to make movies since then. This person is really poisonous!


    Guo gangde: "last question! Li Tiezhu, when did you come to Yunde society to talk about crosstalk? The last time you said it remotely, old and young men were happy to see it."


    Li Tiezhu thought, is this teacher Guo who promised to give me a guest film for free and let me guest play in Yunde society? It can be regarded as reciprocity!


    He said, "anytime, as long as I''m in Kyoto. Do you take care of food?"


    Guo gangde: "you''d better bring your own dry food."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you as stingy as Yunde society and Jinlong Film Festival? You don''t care about food!"


    Guo gangde: "Organizing Committee, I didn''t say it! I don''t know him well."


    There was a lot of laughter under the stage. The two people were talking about crosstalk, and Guo gangde didn''t eat much. This bad old man is very bad. The last time he was wronged was when he interviewed Zhao Mushan.


    Lan Yu, who had not spoken for a long time, saw that the atmosphere was almost the same, and Lao Guo was a little unable to hold on. He said, "Congratulations again to Li Tiezhu, and I look forward to you bringing more good works next year! Thank you!"


    "Thank you, sister, thank you."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and stepped down.


    Guo gangde pointed to his forehead: "it''s too difficult for me! Look at the sweat on my forehead. The program team forced me to kill Li Tiezhu. Is this a task that people can complete? Right? Fang Bo?"


    Fang Bo smiled and nodded. It''s really beyond human reach!


    Lan Yu: "you can go home and see the collection of Zhou Xingxing''s iron blood sanctions against Li Tiezhu to vent your hatred!"


    Guo gangde: "I watch it five times a day! It must make me quit Japanese blockbusters."


    Under the stage: "woo ~"


    Guo gangde: "thank you, Zhou Xingxing! You are an immortal!"


    The stars are clapping and clapping at Zhou Xingxing. As the only immortal on the planet who can punish Li Tiezhu, he deserves such applause. The most excited people were Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao and sun Lei, victims of Li Tiezhu''s bullying, who stood up and applauded. After applauding, they also worshipped Zhou Xingxing.


    After all... Li Tiezhu has suffered for a long time!


    Zhou Xingxing laughed and stood up and waved back to the worship in all directions, just as happy as taking the film emperor.


    The film festival continued with several awards, and finally ushered in the highlight - best actor. Xu Shanzheng, Wu Jing, Fang Bo, Wang Baobao and Gu Dale were shortlisted.


    Lan Yu: "before announcing the winners, let''s enjoy a song" preface to Lanting "


    Guo gangde turned and ran: "good guy, come again..."


    Li Tiezhu took the stage again. This time, instead of receiving the award, he sang and behaved in a regular manner. After singing, he stepped down and didn''t speak.


    Then, Hong Dabao and Feng Gangzi came to the stage and announced the ownership of the best actor - Fang Bo in killing life.


    Xu Shan was slightly upset and muttered, "it''s this force again!"


    Li Tiezhu: "make a movie with me next year, and you will compete for the best actor again!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "you shoot the TV play first, I''ll see."


    After Fang Bo took the stage, he was a little excited: "International practice... Thank the Organizing Committee for giving me this award. Thank Li Tiezhu! I am different from the previous ones. I sincerely thank Li Tiezhu. He is the first merit to win this award! I have learned a lot about the characteristics of rural men and seen a lot of highlights from him, which is very helpful for me to play this role. The most grateful thing for him is that he didn''t come to kill life." The crew tortured me so that I could devote myself to my work physically and mentally. At first, the crew was going to invite him to play a guest role. I was very flustered... "


    Xu Shan''s resentment deepened on his face: "I knew I wouldn''t invite Li Tiezhu. I''m thrilled to shoot with you all day..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''m afraid you''ll ride the pig to death."


    Li Tiezhu: "pigs are not afraid. What are you afraid of..."


    Xu Shan''s head fight is as big as a fight.


    On the stage, Guo gangde said, "I''m a little flustered by what you said. Shouldn''t I invite him to Yunde society?"


    Fang Bo: "it''s good for young people to experience more things. You should ask him to give your disciples a long experience! Don''t worry, it won''t kill people! Li Tiezhu is very good. He doesn''t say anything about singing, acting and crosstalk."


    Guo gangde: "that''s the little prince of crosstalk, an example for our generation to learn. As soon as he acts, he will be the best newcomer. He will start directing next year and has booked the best director award in advance. Moreover, referring to your appearance, he is expected to win the film Emperor in the future!"


    Fang Bo: "it''s possible that he plays yellow hair. Some people say he is Xiao Fang Bo. He looks ugly. It''s very popular in the film circle now. The uglier the better. However, it''s hard to find those who are ugly with characteristics. To what extent is it scarce? Everyone starts to look for actors in the crosstalk circle."


    There was a burst of laughter under the stage. It was interesting for the two people to lose each other. They were evenly matched. They would not pick up bricks and ride people to beat them like Li Tiezhu. They had no sense of ceremony.

 Chapter 413

    Guo gangde''s eyes turned: "hiss... I said how Yu Qian made so many appointments. That''s what happened!"


    Under the stage, Yu Qian, dressed in a robe, subconsciously said, "Ho ~"


    Fang Bo: "you are modest. You don''t have many films, mainly because it''s not easy to shoot and difficult."


    Guo gangde: "why?"


    Fang Bo: "just like us now, if you can''t shoot you in the same frame, you have to jump up."


    Guo gangde suddenly realized: "Oh! Well, it turns out that Zeng Weizhi used to make so many films. They were all acting with prosthetics. It''s not easy for filmmakers!"


    After that, Guo gangde also gave a thumbs up in the direction of Zeng Weizhi.


    After a few words of mutual loss, Fang Bo stepped off the stage with the trophy.


    Then he presented the best editor and best director awards, which were respectively pocketed by Su friend and Xu laogua.


    Finally, it''s the biggest award of the film festival - the best film award, which is the legendary nine clawed Golden Dragon Award.


    Lan Yu: "last year was another record year for the box office of Chinese films. Many epoch-making films have emerged, such as Zhanlong 2, which ranks first in box office in history, and Yaoshen, which has aroused widespread public debate. Therefore, the competition for the best film award this year is also the most intense."


    Guo gangde: "it''s true! There''s only one award for such good films. The organizing committee is really stingy. If it''s me, I''ll get twenty trophies and send one when I meet."


    Lan Yu: "Miss Guo, you are so generous!"


    Guo gangde: "that''s."


    Lan Yu: "well, the best film award of the 37th Golden Dragon Film Festival. The finalists are..."


    Guo gangde: "Zhan long 2", "Yao Shen", "Sha Sheng", "Di Renjie", "Fang Hua". I''ve seen and like every movie. How can I choose? I''m so worried. "


    Lan Lan: "it''s like if anyone wins the prize. You has the final say. You don''t know the movie."


    Iron words are a magic weapon against people.


    Guo gangde was stunned and stared at Lan Yu: "hum??? Li Tiezhu, is that you? Have you gone to Thailand? Tut Tut, why does Li Tiezhu look so good in women''s clothes?"


    Lan Yu: "Miss Guo is blind. Next, I''ll host it for you alone."


    Guo gangde made a move to poke his eyes, and then made himself happy: "ha ha! I can''t say Li Tiezhu again. He''s addicted to this thing! Back to business, let''s invite the last group of award guests... Cheng Dalong and Zhang Ziyi."


    Off the stage, Makino is very nervous. Although he has won the best debut award, he is also salivating for the best film award, which is the highest affirmation of a film.


    He asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, do you think we will win the prize?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "don''t ask him! He has a crow''s mouth."


    Li Tiezhu: "I think..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "don''t talk!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hanging."


    Xu Shan fought straight over his face: "the calf is over!"


    Makino also repents. Don''t I seek my own death? Why did I ask him?


    Jackie Chan''s trip to the film festival today was empty. He didn''t get any awards, but he was still very happy. He has always been so optimistic. There are several new actresses who are very solid and hold them very hard.


    Zhang Ziyi: "thank the Organizing Committee for letting me and my brother present this award. It''s a great honor."


    Jackie Chan: "you haven''t thanked Li Tiezhu."


    Zhang Ziyi smiled: "I''m sorry, I forgot. It''s impolite... Thank Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu has been ridiculed all night. He is used to sitting and giggling.


    Cheng Dalong said, "I''m also honored. My films have not been nominated. The organizing committee also invited me to be a guest. Thank the organizing committee, thank Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu was so frightened that he quickly stood up and bowed to the master: "master, you''re welcome! Thank you..."


    The people around me laughed to death.


    Tonight''s hot search is absolutely indispensable to "thank Li Tiezhu".


    After joking, Cheng Dalong opened the envelope and said, "I''m very happy to see this result. Although the four films are also very excellent, my favorite is this one."


    Zhang Ziyi: "then you will announce the final results."


    Jackie Chan nodded and said, "the best film of the 37th Golden Dragon Film Festival is... Battle dragon 2."


    Zhang Ziyi: "congratulations on battle dragon 2! Congratulations on Wu Jing!"


    Jackie Chan: "congratulations on the action movie, too. This movie is the biggest surprise for us old people who have made martial arts movies all our life."


    Off the stage, Wu Jing was in high spirits and took the writers, producers and other main creators of the crew to the stage to receive the award.


    After sending Cheng Dalong and Zhang Ziyi off the stage, Wu Jing said with a trophy in her arms: "thank the organizing committee, thank Li Tiezhu! I will guest star in soldier assault and leave me a good role. Am I more sincere than them?"


    Li Tiezhu quickly got up again and bowed to thank Uncle Wu Jing. This is an advertisement for him.


    Wu Jing said something about the process of shooting battle dragon 2, and then walked down in applause.


    With the award of the best film award, the Golden Dragon Film Festival has also ended. There are hot searches on the film festival and Li Tiezhu. A new style, thank you style, is popular on the Internet.


    "Today''s confession was successful. Thank Li Tiezhu."


    "The toilet at home is blocked again. Hey, thank Li Tiezhu."


    "I''ve got a raise. Thank you, Li Tiezhu."


    "My battery car was stolen! Thank Uncle Li Tiezhu!"


    "I found a lovely milk dog on my way to work. Thank Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu spent the night with the drug God Group, and improvised a tiktok.


    In the video, Li Tiezhu holds the Best Newcomer Award, best supporting actor award and best animated film award in a transparent plastic bag. He holds the plastic bag in one hand and the kebab in the other.


    Title: asked the boss for a plastic bag. Thank Li Tiezhu.


    This video is naturally popular, mainly because... Xu Shan next to Li Tiezhu in the video has a complex expression of envy, dislike and contempt. After all, he didn''t get any awards tonight.


    After supper and drinking some wine, Li Tiezhu took a taxi back to Donghai''s apartment. The two little ones had washed for nothing and shrunk on the sofa to watch horror movies.


    It was another night of war, lengba''s eyes were swollen with tears, and songzhuer didn''t take it lightly.


    Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu and Matsushita returned to Kyoto and were busy with the preparations for soldier assault.


    "Soldiers'' assault" is scheduled to start on February 1, shoot all the plays about Xu Sanduo''s hometown, and then have a holiday for the new year. From the fifth day of the new year, go directly to the southern Yunnan Military Region to shoot military plays.


    In the twinkling of an eye, on Friday, the second round of the finals of "I am a singer" is about to begin.


    I don''t know whether it''s for a gimmick or something. Yesterday, the program group of "I''m a singer" suddenly announced the change of the original competition rules. The specific changes are not announced. We don''t know until the competition starts.


    Sure enough, the capricious behavior of the program team, on the hot search, is equivalent to preheating the finals. Many people scold Hongbo dog on the Internet.


    Li Tiezhu these singers actually do not know the rules, only know that the first round of PK competition has not changed.


    At 6:30 p.m., after Li Tiezhu''s final rehearsal, when he came to the lounge, Yan Bing suddenly shouted, "movie emperor! Movie emperor!"


    Others followed.


    "Movie king! Movie king!"


    Li Tiezhu look around for half a day, only to find that he is calling him, and his face is red: "I am not the movie king, I am the newcomer award and supporting actor."


    Li Zijian: "it''s all right. Just shout first. You can fill in a best actor next year."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? That''s not easy to take. It depends on luck."


    Li Zijian: "you really want to take the best actor? Great! We''re kidding. You''re serious, so come on."


    Li Tiezhu said, "are you kidding? You obviously arch fire."


    Han Hong: "stop talking. The boy is serious. I heard that the program team changed the rules. Do you know what''s going on?"


    Li Zijian: "I asked director Hong. He said it was the last round of group singing with guests. The nature of the performance was too strong, and the outcome had been decided. It was not enough."


    Chen Jingyi: "in the final analysis, I''m afraid the ratings of the second half are low."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "Hong Dao is a real dog. I saw it last year..."


    "What are you talking about? Li Tiezhu!"


    Hong Bo came in with a folder and stared at Li Tiezhu.


    Yan Bing pointed to Li Tiezhu and said, "director, he scolds your dog!"


    Li Zijian: "yes, I heard it, too."


    Zhao Liya raised her hand: "and me, I testify."


    Songzhuer glared at Zhao Liya: "which head are you?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled, "director, I praise you."


    Hong Bo: "what do you praise me for?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I praise your dog!"


    what the fuck!


    Hong Bo was speechless.


    Other singers are laughing all over the place. Li Tiezhu''s simplicity is so stupid that he has a taste of salt.


    Make complaints about the bullet screen comments.


    "Li Tiezhu, you are a dog!"


    "Serious brother is a real dog!"


    "Post dog!"


    "I praise your dog. Zhennima is sincere!"


    "Thank you, Li Tiezhu!"


    "At the film festival, the dog is the dog, scolding the Chinese Music Festival!"


    "Some awards of the Chinese Music Festival are not arranged casually."


    "Pine and bamboo are too beautiful!"


    "No matter how beautiful it is, it''s Li Tiezhu''s. don''t think about it."


    "Li Tiezhu champion!"


    "Wake up, it''s very rebellious for this immortal lineup to be in the first three."


    "Let''s pee together and wake him up."


    "When I''m full, I don''t daydream anymore..."


    Hong Bo thought for a long time, but he didn''t come up with a reply. He had to swallow his anger. After all, a big husband can bend


    "In order to make the program more exciting, we changed the rules of this competition. Do you want to hear it?"


    Han Hong: "no!"


    Li Zijian: "if there''s nothing wrong, let''s go back to our houses and have a rest."


    Li Tiezhu left.


    Hong Bo: "Li Tiezhu, come back! I''ll say after drinking..."


    Li Zijian also stood up and followed Li Tiezhu: "still drink water?"


    Han Hong: "I''ll go back to the house to catch up."


    Yan Bing, Chen Jingyi and Zhao Liya also took their music partners with them to evacuate with the big army. That''s why they don''t give face.

 Chapter 414

    Hong Bo was worried and said, "the second round was changed to the guest competition. We invited six mysterious celebrities and six singers randomly selected partners. If someone among the eliminated mountain people won the highest votes in this link, it will be revived. The three singers who were promoted won the least votes will be eliminated. Then, the championship competition began in the third round. Do you understand?"


    The singers went upstairs, lying on the railing and overlooking Hong Bo.


    Li Zijian said, "I heard it. I should understand everything except Li Tiezhu."


    Hong Bo: "then come down and draw lots. The Six Mysterious guests have corresponding serial numbers."


    Han Hong: "what''s the trouble? Just press the serial number of our room. I don''t know who the guests are anyway."


    Yan Bing: "yes, I went to make-up."


    The singers went into their own rest room one after another. Hong Bo was about to stop talking and drew lots... Failed!


    When I saw this, the barrage was very happy:


    "Scatter flowers!"


    "Congratulations to director Hong Bo. You''re a dog."


    "Let you stop talking and drink, hahaha..."


    "Yes, I''m so old. I like drinking water."


    "Whose saliva?"


    "Are you perverts?"


    "It''s nice that singers are no longer used to Hong Dao!"


    "Look at Li Tiezhu''s expression, he really doesn''t understand the rules..."


    Hong Bo watched the singers disappear and reluctantly pulled his bare head. He immediately thought of a way: "they don''t smoke. I''ll go to the guests to smoke."


    Soon, Hong Bo came to the lounge of the six concert guests invited at a huge expense this period. They were eating fruit and chatting.


    These six are the walking CD Lin Jiangnan, Cui Ji''an, the father of mainland rock and roll, tenger of iron and steel wing, Deng Shiyin, the iron lung female singer, Mao min, the queen of mainland women''s songs, and Liu Huade, the king of Xiangjiang.


    The lineup is not luxurious! There is no problem with this lineup of second kill competing singers. Except Deng Shiyin, they are all the top leaders in the music world.


    As soon as the line-up came out, the audience blew up immediately:


    "I''m NIMA! What''s this fairy lineup?"


    "Tregian! My God."


    "Liu Tianwang is here too? Isn''t he not going to the mainland variety show?"


    "I love the sound of Lin Jiangnan."


    "Aunt Mao min hasn''t seen you for years."


    "Sit and watch tenger destroy that song again!"


    "Why did you say again?"


    "Because of the wings of steel!"


    Hong Bo humbly greeted the six and said, "next, we need everyone''s cooperation to draw a lot. The number in the draw corresponds to the number of the rest room of the competing singers. No. 1 Han Hong, No. 2 li Zijian, No. 3 Yan Bing, No. 4 Chen Jingyi, No. 5 Li Tiezhu and No. 6 Zhao Liya. Whoever wins the draw will sing with who. However, before we do it again, we need to burst out the songs we want to sing."


    There is no best dog, only a better dog.


    Hong Bo will always be the most beautiful dog! Yes, he changed the rules again. As soon as he patted his head, it was difficult for the six singers who threw their faces at him.


    Originally, it meant that after determining the competition combination, they discussed what songs to sing, but now they have ordered them in advance.


    This is quite difficult. You have to consider whether the other party is suitable and likes it.


    The barrage started again:


    "I''m NIMA... Hong Dao goes farther and farther on the dog''s road!"


    "When people are cheap, they are invincible!"


    "Beautiful."


    "I like this director who doesn''t play according to the routine."


    "It''s a little interesting."


    Lin Jiangnan said, "true or false? That''s not what I said before. Didn''t they smoke us? They choose songs together."


    Cui Ji''an: Yes! We chose songs. What if they are not suitable


    Tengger said with a smile, "I think it''s good! It''s fun! Ha ha, I like this kind of program."


    Deng Shiyin: "Sir, you laugh unkindly."


    Teng Gore smiled: "ah! Yes! I''ll choose wonderful songs, that is, they can''t sing. It doesn''t matter if I can''t sing well. Just play!"


    Hong Bo smiled even more humbly: "yes! Mr. Tengger''s idea is very professional! Well, they just embarrassed me collectively over there. Do you think I can bear it? I''m going to retaliate against them, so it''s time to pay attention temporarily."


    Mao min smiled: "Hong Dao, do you have such a small bearing? Do you still remember revenge?"


    Hong Bo: "I''m not Li Tiezhu. Of course I have a grudge."


    Liu Huade: "what? Li Tiezhu doesn''t take revenge?"


    Hong Bo: "he takes revenge on the spot and never remembers revenge. After all, he has only one brain cell and has limited memory."


    The six guests laughed and agreed to Hong Bo''s new rule of "revenge".


    Lin Jiangnan said, "I want to sing a song with Li Tiezhu. I choose his song" chasing a dream and a childlike heart. "


    Cui Ji''an thought, "I''d better sing my own song, just a piece of red cloth."


    Deng Shio said, "I also sing my own song" bubble ".


    Liu Huade: "I also came for Li Tiezhu, but I want him to sing my song. I sing black bat squadron."


    Mao Min: "I don''t know who to draw. I hope it''s a female singer. I choose mother in the candlelight."


    Finally, everyone turned their attention to Mr. tenger.


    Tenger: "Hey, hey..."


    Hong Bo suddenly had an ominous premonition: "don''t just Hei hei, teacher, you choose a song."


    Tenger: "which song do you think I should choose?"


    Hong Bo: "heaven and wild goose are OK."


    Tenger: "I don''t! It''s too bad to choose songs like this. I choose itch. I''m also aiming at Li Tiezhu."


    Hong Bo could not make complaints about it.


    It''s over!


    Nima, bad old age!


    Isn''t this the famous work of the "good voice doorman"? The good voice is yellowed to me. I''m still here for my new program? Moreover, this time, tenger, who is better at destroying songs, was replaced.


    Tengger: "are you surprised? Are you surprised? Forget it, I''d better listen to itch twice first. I''m not very good at singing."


    Hong Bo: "I''m too difficult..."


    Deng Shio could not help but Tucao: "Grandpa, what song do you make complaints about?


    You''ve only heard of Liu Xiaohua''s version, because it''s the only version.


    That''s a magic sound!


    Tenger: "no! I think this song can actually be sung well."


    Everyone is surprised. It''s certain that you can sing well, but you have to have the original. It''s not good to sing with Liu Xiaohua!


    Tengger had his own tricks and called Li Tiezhu directly. In full view of the public, Tengger smiled kindly: "hello? Tiezhu, I''m your uncle Tengger!"


    Who knows how he contacted Li Tiezhu again.


    Li Tiezhu: "Sir, you have something to say!"


    Tengger said, "I''ll invite you to eat instant boiled mutton later. Sing your song itch for me."


    Li Tiezhu was dazed: "what''s the matter? I''ll record the program. Can I be late?"


    Tengger: "no, I''m on the show too! Do you know the masked singer? Yes, I''m going to sing your itch, so they can''t guess me. Are you smart?"


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle is as smart as a dog! Wait, I''ll record it for you right away. Can you sing it?"


    Tenger: "yes, yes! I''ll play and sing by myself."


    Toot!


    After hanging up the phone number, tenger looked proud and said, "there will be the original soon."


    Hong Bo couldn''t help applauding: "awesome! Awesome!"


    Other guests were also impressed by tenger''s coquettish operation. God knows which unlucky guy he will win. This song has no accompaniment. How to play it?


    The live Barrage is even more amazing:


    "I''m afraid it''s not a fake tenger?"


    "You are so coquettish, sir!"


    "Thanks to me, I still treat you as an old artist. I didn''t expect you to be so grounded and love!"


    "Doesn''t he smell good singing heaven?"


    "This song is well chosen..."


    "Is it so natural to cheat? It looks like an old hand!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s network is terrible."


    "Obviously Teng Gore and Li Tiezhu are quite familiar."


    "Why does Li Tiezhu have big men everywhere?"


    "Are you sure this is to support him? Not to destroy him?"


    Deng Shiyin couldn''t help it: "uncle, do you know Li Tiezhu?"


    Tengger: "ah! I''ve known him for a long time. We''re in a community in Kyoto. I know him by physical exercise. He practiced Kung Fu in the morning. I played Tai Chi! He cheated me three times with a routine of eight pole boxing. I also went to his and songzhuer villa to have hot pot."


    Cui Ji''an was quite quiet. He couldn''t help but say, "Lao Teng, is Li Tiezhu really as good as he blows outside?"


    Tengger: "more than that God. Writing songs is like drinking water. He can also write scripts. He can punch several punches and even kick shuttlecock."


    Cui Ji''an nodded: "good is good. The music world will be his in the next ten years. Unfortunately, he hasn''t written rock and roll this year."


    Tenger: "maybe it will be today. Don''t worry, Lao Cui."


    Barrage:


    "I hope uncle Teng''s words become prophecies!"


    "Yes! Let''s have a rock song, Li Tiezhu!"


    "Rock! Rock!"


    Hong Bo: "OK! Let''s draw lots. Who will come first?"


    Tengger took the lead: "I''ll come!"


    Reaching out and touching the alley, tenger pulled out a ball with the number - 5.


    Tenger: "is it Li Tiezhu?"


    Hong Bo was stunned and nodded: "ah! Yes!"


    Tengger was so happy that he danced a Mongolian Dance and almost fell.


    Liu Huade: "is that all right?"


    Lin Jiangnan: "envy! It seems that Li Tiezhu and I have to go to KTV after the game tonight..."


    Then other singers drew lots.


    Mao min took Han Hong, Liu Huade took Zhao Liya, Lin Jiangnan took Chen Jingyi, Cui Ji''an took Yan Bing, Deng Shiyin didn''t take Li Zijian.


    After the draw, the picture turned to the audience''s admission and the actors'' preparations.


    Soon, the audience factor entered, and the host Wang Haian stood on the stage: "Hello, everyone, welcome to the 14th and final episode of the first season of" I am a singer "broadcast by... The competition system of this episode has been changed. In order to make the competition more exciting, the updated competition rules are as follows, the first round is still a pairwise PK competition, the second round..."


    After he finished the rules, the audience exclaimed that the change was so big? So exciting?


    The audience in front of the live screen is relatively calm. After all, they make complaints about how Hong Bo is dog.


    Wang Haian pointed to a chair on the right side of the stage and said, "I think everyone can see that there is an extra chair on the stage, which is prepared for the first round of PK competition. When the opponent sings, the singer must sit on the chair closest to the opponent and listen to the song."


    The audience applauded. Isn''t that exciting?


    Wang Haian said: "now I announce that the first round of PK competition officially begins. The first players are Yan Bing, the third player in the previous period, and Li Tiezhu, his chosen opponent."


    "Woo -"


    "Li Tiezhu, come on!"


    "Yan Bing, come on!"


    "Pa pa pa..."


    The audience is very excited. One is the battle of Tianwang mountain. Can you not be excited? To be honest, the two groups of Han Hong and Li Zijian have little suspense. The most suspense is Yan Bing, because although Yan Bing has an early career and excellent talent, he really can''t hold down Li Tiezhu, but he is at a disadvantage.


    In addition, last week, they each sang two new songs of their own, and copied the gimmicks and suspense for a full week. It''s hard for everyone to expect or not.


    Yan Bing and Li Tiezhu stepped onto the stage.


    Wang Haian said, "how are you feeling now? Are you nervous?"


    Yan Bing took Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and said with a smile, "I''m a little nervous. It''s a new experience to sing original songs in a variety show for the first time. However, Tiezhu must not be nervous."


    Wang Haian asked Li Tiezhu, "aren''t you really nervous?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are you nervous?"


    Wang Haian: "I''m not nervous. Is it because there are few brain cells?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, it''s because your hosting level is not enough. I''m nervous when you see Mr. Guo hosting the film festival. I''m afraid he''ll call my name all night."


    Wang Haian smiled awkwardly: "I''m a newcomer to mango station. My ability is limited. You can bear more."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right. Don''t be nervous. It''s easy to host this program. Everyone doesn''t come to see you. They come to listen to songs."


    Wang Haian shook his head: "yes, yes! You''re right. Do you know who sings first?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to Yan Bing: "he! Brother Bing chose me."


    Wang Haian: "no! According to the instructions given to me by director Hong Bo, to determine the sequence of your two competitive performances, we need a small game, scissors, stone and cloth. Who loses will sing first."


    Yan Bing rubbed his fist and then went to guess Ding shell with Li Tiezhu.


    Yan Bing: stone.


    Li Tiezhu: cloth.


    Li Tiezhu gave Wang Haian a white look: "it''s said that brother Bing plays first. He has to play games and waste everyone''s time."


    Wang Haian: "I''m sorry! I''m wrong! Brother Zhu, please sit here."


    Li Tiezhu sat on the chair.


    Wang Haian walked out with a self deprecating smile. He really can''t stand up to Li Tiezhu! There will be an accident! Why didn''t I resist? How miserable Guo gangde was a few days ago? It''s terrible... You must learn a lesson so as not to lose your life at night.


    Barrage:


    "I don''t think Wang Haian is a little forced to count!"


    "Humiliate yourself?!"


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu is really strong."


    "Why is Yan Bing so good with iron pillar?"


    "It''s called pity."


    "Yan Bing''s figure is very low."


    "What he wants is to fight with Li Tiezhu. He doesn''t care about winning or losing."


    "I thought he was like that before. Later I learned that he was very strong. If Li Tiezhu didn''t appear, the music world would be over..."


    "Yan Bing''s generation is really powerful. All kinds of immortals fight..."


    "What about those new singers now? Li Tiezhu went to kindergarten - abused Xiang."


    Yan Bing stood in front of the microphone and his momentum immediately changed. The whole person became sharp. Obviously, he was very confident in his song. Even if Li Tiezhu sang any song in the last period, he didn''t admit defeat:


    "Hello, everyone. I''ll bring you a new song... Beauty."


    (no more today, good night)

 Chapter 415

    Yan Bing has a posture of winning. Anyway, when singing, he can''t lose his confidence. This is the most basic belief of a singer.


    Before the prelude, Yan Bing had already started singing, which was close to singing. His arrangement was always flexible and beautiful:


    Sword boiled wine tasteless drink a cup for who


    You see me off you see me off


    Can Rouge smell love


    The audience immediately applauded. The applause was not long, but warm. It was not long to continue listening to the song. The warm reason was that the song was really amazing. It was Yan Bing''s best work in the past seven or eight years!


    Thank you, Li Tiezhu!


    Li Tiezhu, sitting on the stage chair, couldn''t help nodding frequently.


    In fact, the appreciation level of modern pop songs does not need to be too high. An extremely ordinary person can hear whether a song is good or not. As for elegance or saliva songs, that is what yehenara, a master of royal music level, considers. Ordinary people listen to songs, and it''s over if they listen well.


    How long is the day and how far is the land


    If you are a hero, you are doomed to no tears and no regrets


    How dangerous is this smile? It''s wearing intestinal poison


    Only you know how beautiful the tears are


    This heart is ridiculous without you


    I don''t want to be famous in this life


    Just for a smile


    Li Tiezhu looks very serious. He is not the first person who "dares" to challenge him with his original works in the program, but he is indeed the first person who makes him feel a sense of crisis. After all, Zhao Liya''s kind belongs to dog skin plaster, and her level of writing songs is still a little poor.


    Yan Bing is different. This is a real expert!


    This time, the master took out his mace.


    Even the audience watching the live broadcast became nervous for Li Tiezhu:


    "What a song! The iron pillar is dangerous."


    "Yan Bing still really has strength."


    "Are you kidding? People were at their peak when they started."


    "The singing and arrangement are amazing!"


    "Suitable for single cycle."


    "The lyrics are also great!"


    "Is this the first time Yan Bing has written a national style song? Although it still has a strong personal color."


    "Very good!"


    "I love Chinese music like this."


    "No matter who wins, the audience wins. It''s a good song."


    ¡­¡­


    If you can reincarnate this time


    I am willing to be an ox and horse in the next life


    Also want to be with you


    When Yan Bing finished singing, the audience burst into applause. He was also very satisfied. To be honest, it was difficult to write and sing this song, especially the conversion of true and false sound and gas sound.


    In the lounge, Han Hong applauded directly: "the iron pillar is dangerous. Yan Bing is too strong this period."


    Inside the passage, Li Zijian, who was waiting for the stage, said to Zhao Liya, "this song is really nice. What do you think of it?"


    Zhao Liya: "Li Tiezhu can be better."


    Shen Meng couldn''t help but say, "Li Tiezhu is not a God. Can you ensure that every issue of the song is a masterpiece?"


    Zhao Liya: "he is."


    Li Zijian also said, "Li Tiezhu is really the God of composition. They are really immortal fighting together. It''s interesting."


    In the guest lounge, Tengger began to dance Mongolian dance again.


    Deng Shiyin: "Sir, be careful not to sprain your feet."


    Teng Gore stopped: "I just like watching Li Tiezhu''s calf eat flat. I hope he will be eliminated!"


    Liu Huade: "crow mouth! Why don''t you expect him to write better songs?"


    Tenger: "he is the treasure in the eyes of you Xiangjiang people. In our mainland, people hate dogs. He cheated me three times to rinse mutton. As a result, the eight pole fist is not authentic at all! I''m not finished with him!"


    Liu Huade also covered his face: "he''s a steamed stuffed bun. Why do you believe he can do eight pole boxing? This is your problem."


    Tenger: "it''s not because Cheng Dalong is his master? I thought he learned a few skills."


    Cui Ji''an said, "in the final analysis, you are stupid."


    Tenger: "fart! I''m called a simple and lovely little white rabbit without any intention."


    Mao Min: "vomit..."


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu also stood up and applauded. It was really powerful.


    Yan Bing pulled Li Tiezhu and said, "how''s it going? Is this new song good?"


    Li Tiezhu: "very nice! I like it very much."


    Yan Bing: "what about your new song? Can you carry it?"


    Li Tiezhu said honestly, "my new song is still not lost to you at all. It depends on whether I can sing well!"


    Yan Bing: "OK! What I like most is your honesty. Don''t cater. Come on, sing. Anyway, no matter who is eliminated, we are all good brothers. I''ll arrange music for you when you make an album."


    "Thank you! It''s a pleasure."


    Li Tiezhu quickly thanked him. Even if he was the original, it was reasonable that many of the original might not be comparable to Yan Bing''s arranger. This product is a arranger.


    Yan Bing went to the chair and sat down: "it''s your turn."


    Li Tiezhu came to the microphone and patted the microphone: "Pa Pa! Hello? Hello, I''m Li Tiezhu. Today I bring you an original song" left hand pointing to the moon ". Thank you!"


    "Oh -"


    "Wuwu..."


    "Li Tiezhu, come on!"


    "Serious brother, stand up!"


    "Fuck Yan Bing!"


    The live audience is crazy, and the audience in front of the live screen is not inferior:


    "It must be another classic."


    "High voice! Li Tiezhu finally soared high voice!"


    "Wait a week, just wait for this song."


    "Can''t your right hand point to the moon?"


    The prelude sounded slowly, if it could be a prelude. The first thing I think of is the sound of a drop of water, then the distant sound of thunder and lightning, and then a string of wind bells.


    The female master in charge of harmony said with an echo microphone:


    "The whirling world has no beginning."


    "There is no end behind, and a colorless flower appears."


    "Tianji daopan, causal reincarnation."


    "Refers to the moon gaze, only love eternal life, life..."


    Tengger sat on the ground watching the TV screen and stopped dancing: "Oh! This is very good! It''s very Zen..."


    Other guests also nodded. Li Tiezhu''s songs can always surprise people.


    When the prelude really sounded, Li Tiezhu began to sing:


    The left hand holds the earth and the right hand holds the sky


    Palmprint split out ten square lightning


    Applause, everyone''s first feeling is that this song is really high! It was so high at the beginning. How did you get the chorus?


    The time was quickly converted into a year


    Three thousand lives are invisible


    The suddenly raised voice makes many people''s scalp numb. Here, here


    Tengger sat straight on the ground: "high! High! High!"


    With the flower in his left hand and the sword in his right hand


    Ten thousand years of snow fell on my eyebrows


    A tear


    That''s me


    On the stage, Yan Bing sitting in the chair was stunned. Is it so high? Did Li Tiezhu sing? My god!


    It''s horrible!


    The audience was subdued and didn''t react for a long time. Then, there was extreme applause.


    The barrage knelt directly:


    "Kneel on your knees and don''t ask me why."


    "Sopranos dare not sing like that."


    "Li Tiezhu is a real evil."


    "Who says Li Tiezhu won''t go high? Come out and take two steps!"


    "Li Tiezhu didn''t go high because he didn''t need it before."


    "This time, I was forced too hard by Yan Bing."


    "Thank you, Yan Bing!"


    "Let me sing this song. It can suffocate me."


    "This song is too cruel..."


    "@ Chinese Music Festival, this is the singer you took back the award."


    "@ yehenara, does royal music have this hanging?"


    During the break, Teng Gore was learning from Li Tiezhu: "a tear, ah... Cough..."


    Cui Ji''an clapped his thigh with a smile.


    Deng Shiyin took a bottle of mineral water and handed it to the old man. Don''t have an accident. Who will punish Li Tiezhu? There was Zhou Xingxing in the last issue. It''s up to you!


    Mao min also learned a paragraph and was quite relaxed: "that''s me..."


    Liu Huade shook his head. Is this a song sung by people? I can''t.


    Since Li Tiezhu evolved into an intermediate singing skill, coupled with his natural voice advantage, he can barely win this song, but he himself is not particularly satisfied. If he was an advanced singing skill, I''m afraid it would be better? After all, this song is too difficult, especially for male singers, it is too unfriendly.


    Li Tiezhu also had no choice, and continued to harden his head and sing:


    ¡­¡­


    The left hand turns into a feather and the right hand into a scale


    One is in the cloud, one is in the forest


    May you look like a grain of dust


    Emerge in all earthly worlds


    I pick you up with my left hand and put you down with my right hand


    When you close your hands, you are all taken back to your heart


    A joss stick


    You are me, no matter what


    After singing a song, I received a lot of applause and cheers. Generally speaking, it performed well.


    Li Tiezhu himself breathed a sigh and said, "this is a song that can compete with the difficult Sutra. I won''t sing it on the spot in the future!"


    The audience were even higher, and all kinds of screams came and went, just like a concert.


    Yan Bing came up and gave Li Tiezhu a solid hug. He liked Li Tiezhu''s song today. It was so explosive! Such a high voice, he listened to the claws, and Li Tiezhu even sang it completely.


    "Great! Tie Zhu, this song is well written and well sung! Great!"


    "Thank you. Your" beauty "is also very nice."


    "So it doesn''t matter whether we win or lose! We''ll have fun singing by ourselves. Thank you, Li Tiezhu! You forced the beauty out of this song, thank you."


    "Where, you are too modest."


    Barrage:


    "In short, it must be right to thank Li Tiezhu."


    "My mobile phone has a good card. Thank Li Tiezhu."


    "I''m constipated these two days. Thank Li Tiezhu."


    "My cat was castrated by me. Thank Li Tiezhu."


    "Be serious! Where''s the game?"


    When Wang Haian came to the stage, he also said, "don''t pity each other too much. This is a competition. One of you will be eliminated."


    Yan Bing also began to iron: "the last phase, elimination also takes money, what are you afraid of?"


    Wang Haian: "


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t antagonize him. It''s not easy for him. He didn''t pass the hosting skill originally. He has to host such an important finals."


    Yan Bing: "also roar ~"


    Wang Haian: "yes! I''m a newcomer in the hosting industry. Thank you for your tolerance. Next, according to the rules, the audience will vote in 30 seconds to eliminate one contestant."


    Yan Bing: "vote for me!"


    Li Tiezhu: "brother, didn''t you just say it doesn''t matter whether you win or lose?"


    Yan Bing: "Hey! I''ll just say, who is willing to lose if you can win?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Soon, the voting results came out in Wang Haian''s mobile phone.


    Wang Haian suffered a little: "be reasonable, I should be happy with this result, but I can''t be happy with this result."


    Yan Bing: "don''t sell off, just say, I''m not afraid of being eliminated."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, he''s not afraid."


    Wang Haian said, "Yan Bing won 423 votes, but half."


    Yan Bing: "er... It''s all right. I''m satisfied with my original singing."


    Wang Haian added: "Li Tiezhu had 422 votes, but only half. The remaining more than 100 spectators did not vote and abstained."


    Yan Bing: "I... Won???"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    One vote difference!

 Chapter 416

    Only by one vote, Li Tiezhu lost to Yan Bing in PK. Both the live audience and the live audience were stunned.


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.


    "What the hell? Will the left hand point to the moon lose?"


    "Li Tiezhu, a new song that completely suppresses Yan Bing!"


    "The suppression is not bad, but it is not inferior."


    "Don''t the audience like the treble? It''s not good?"


    "I got goose bumps and lost?"


    "One said one. These two are popular today. It''s OK for anyone to win."


    "I prefer Li Tiezhu''s songs."


    "It''s not easy for Yan Bing to write a new song. Li Tiezhu has new songs in each issue, and the audience''s expectations are different."


    "Upstairs makes sense."


    "Look, Li Zijian is blowing again!"


    Li Zijian and Zhao Liya are waiting to perform on the stage in the channel. Zhao Liya feels sorry for Li Tiezhu, but she doesn''t show it. Li Zijian is different and looks puzzled.


    "It''s unscientific! The song" pointing to the moon with the left hand "is so difficult that Li Tiezhu finished so well that he didn''t win?"


    Zhao Liya: "Miss Yan Bing''s" beauty "is also very good."


    Li Zijian shook his head: "both songs are good, but in terms of singing difficulty and completion, there is no doubt that Li Tiezhu is better."


    Zhao Liya: "maybe many viewers think others will vote for Li Tiezhu. They choose to support teacher Yan Bing, just like Li Tiezhu''s seventh last time."


    Li Zijian suddenly realized: "yes! This should be the reason. After all, Yan Bing rarely makes new songs..."


    On the stage, Wang Haian was also a little surprised by the result and asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, do you have anything to say about such voting results?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what did you say?"


    Wang Haian: "don''t you feel wronged! Or, don''t you regret?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while. If he can''t get into the top three, he can''t get the system reward. It''s really a pity. Not to be wronged. After all, Yan Bing is also very strong. His singing method is also very characteristic and his songs are good.


    Li Tiezhu: "unfortunately, there is no grievance. No one can be on this stage, but there can''t be no audience. The audience is our food and clothing parents. Since they come to this program, their vote is authority."


    He said it sincerely, because that''s what he thought.


    The audience applauded at the same time. Even some fans who are not Li Tiezhu can''t hate Li Tiezhu''s simplicity.


    In the guest lounge, several others regret that Li Tiezhu was eliminated and are discussing the fairness of audience voting.


    Mao Min: "this program has the most professional music team and singer, but it has the most unprofessional voting mechanism."


    Cui Ji''an''s attitude is completely opposite: "I agree with Li Tiezhu''s view that the program group rules are there. Since you come, you should respect them, including audience voting. In fact, in the final analysis, the audience and fans are our ''service'' objects. Their voting is more reliable than music critics and musicians, and they follow their feelings."


    Mao min nodded: "that''s right."


    Tenger: "you are all wrong. Li Tiezhu is even more wrong. This is a variety show. It''s not a game at all. It''s just fun! Let the audience watch it fresh and interesting, and then there will be ratings. You see, Li Tiezhu''s elimination is very interesting! Now, the audience are looking forward to me to help him create a miracle! Ouye!"


    Deng Shiyin: "Sir, can you rely on some music?"


    Tenger: "when I was young, I was called a reliable little husband!"


    On the stage, Wang Haian nodded and asked Yan Bing, "where''s Yan Bing? How do you feel about winning the PK match?"


    Yan Bing still smiles so brightly, just like when he was eliminated, because he doesn''t care about winning or losing, and he doesn''t need others to judge his music.


    He said: "it''s still very complicated. I''m surprised, but I''m sorry for Tiezhu. In fact, it''s impossible for" left hand pointing to the moon "to lose to" Hongyan " Li Tiezhu will not lose to Yan Bing, and the future singing world belongs to him. Moreover, everyone knows that his song was written hastily by me. Even so, it is also a top-level work, and the treble is numbing to my scalp! I believe that many audiences have completely fallen in love with his new song. Therefore, Li Tiezhu did not lose, and I did not win. It is the fans Won a good song. "


    Li Tiezhu: "two."


    Yan Bing: "really? My writing is also good? Ha ha... Thank Li Tiezhu."


    It''s been a week. Still playing with this stem?


    Wang Haian didn''t expect that Yan Bing was also a pillar blow, which meant to slowly keep up with Li Zijian. He said: "this is probably the pity of heroes? But unfortunately, the program competition system is very cruel. Congratulations on Yan Bing entering the top three, and Li Tiezhu is temporarily in the elimination area."


    Yan Bing: "never mind, iron pillar. There are other ways to get back face!"


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "what method? Withdraw from the game?"


    If you lose, you lose. What face do you want? Am I Li Tiezhu a shameful man? It''s like who''s not good at shame. I''m not afraid!


    Li Tiezhu is so simple, because he doesn''t understand the competition system


    Yan Bing: "this... Poof... Box..."


    Quit the game?


    The audience also laughed. Is this a whipped corpse?


    Wang Haian was so surprised that he raised his eyebrows and hurried to round the court: "no! Iron pillar still has a chance. Yan Bing means that you still have a chance to reach the top three in the next round of singing with guests."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "is it true or false?"


    Wang Haian was even more surprised: "don''t you understand the competition system? Director Hong told you again. I just told you again."


    Li Tiezhu: "how can I understand?"


    be in the right and self-confident!


    Barrage:


    "How can Li Tiezhu understand the competition system?"


    "I''ll go, Buddha!"


    "There''s still a chance to sing first in the next round."


    "Teng Gore got Li Tiezhu and sang itch!"


    "It''s over."


    "And itch has no accompaniment."


    "Teng Gore learned it now. I don''t know whether he learned it or not."


    "Is this the end of Li Tiezhu?"


    "It''s over. I can''t hear his second new song."


    "Sorry..."


    Yan Bing takes Li Tiezhu off the stage and returns to the lounge. The stage is handed over to host Wang Haian.


    After Yan Bing''s explanation, Li Tiezhu knew that he still had a chance to turn over. He still had to work hard. After all, the system reward was the best.


    Sitting in the lounge, Li Tiezhu looked naive and said, "I hope to meet a familiar guest, a familiar song."


    Barrage:


    "You should know this guest very well!"


    "It''s the uncle who was killed by you."


    "The old monster with the sound of steel."


    "The song is also familiar."


    "It''s too ripe to be cooked again."


    "Laugh to death..."


    "Li Tiezhu, this period is really miserable!"


    "There are so many serious guests, but Teng Gore..."


    "It''s hard to say."


    "I''m looking forward to it."


    "I hope Mr. Tengger will punish Li Tiezhu on music."


    "It doesn''t matter whether you win or not. I''m just happy."


    "Thank you, Li Tiezhu."


    The second group of singers PK, Li Zijian defeated Zhao Liya with an absolute advantage.


    The third group of singers PK, Han Hong defeated Chen Jingyi.


    The program enters the half-time break for 30 minutes, leaving singers and guests to meet, form teams and simply run in.


    In the singer lounge, Hong Bo repeated his old technique: "now, Han Hong, Li Zijian and Yan Bing are in the championship area, while Chen Jingyi, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya are in the elimination area. If the singers and guests in the elimination area win the first vote in the next round, they will be promoted to the championship area. So, do you want to know their cooperation guests?"


    The singers were silent and sanctioned Hong Bo tacitly.


    Hong Bo: "Miss Han Hong, how are you?"


    Han Hong: "I''m not curious. We''re not curious. If the guests don''t come out, let''s fight the landlord? There are cards in my room."


    Li Tiezhu volunteered: "I''ll get it."


    Hong Bo blackened his face: "Li Tiezhu, sit down and I''ll invite the guests out. You''re out of the zone. Aren''t you curious about your guests? It depends on the guests if you can win!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t particularly want to win."


    Hong Bo: "


    Li Tiezhu: "good voice won a million. You''ll deal a card now. Who has the motivation?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t lie. He was just greedy for the reward. However, now he is not poor in IQ and money. He is seriously lack of motivation.


    Liang Tian, Li Tiezhu''s partner, also said, "yes, the agent didn''t reward!"


    Li Zijian: "no problem! The reward of this program is too low. We are not interested in winning. We all play."


    Yan Bing: "fun."


    Hong Bo wanted to engage in suspense, but he was stunned that Li Tiezhu had become a farce and couldn''t hold on. He had to say, "come out, teacher 5! He is Li Tiezhu''s cooperative guest."


    A group of singers and partners who were not curious looked at the door one after another.


    I saw that a bald head came out of the door, took a look, and then sneaked in, walking with a jumping old man.


    Everyone stood up to greet him. He was in a high position.


    After welcoming Tengger, Han Hong couldn''t help asking, "Why are you here?"


    Tenger: "I''ll punish Li Tiezhu!"


    Everyone laughed.


    Yan Bing: "then you are late. He has been punished by me."


    Tenger: "you don''t count. Look at the song I chose," itch "and" seed in ear ". Yaya, this song is well written. I like it."


    Guests have the right to adjust the songs to be sung.


    "Ah, this..."


    Zhao Liya knows him very well, because the old man often steals her grandfather''s flower carvings. However, in the face of each other''s praise, Zhao Liya was not happy at all. She finally wrote a good song and was about to be destroyed.


    The other singers are numb. Did Mr. Teng give up treatment?


    Teng Gore looked at ya ya: "are you excited? Didn''t expect me to cover your song? Do you feel very honored?"


    Zhao Liya covered her face: "no! I want to be quiet."


    Li Tiezhu''s reaction was slow for a few shots. Then he said, "no! Didn''t you call to say you were in masked singer? You..."


    Tenger: "it''s called never tired of cheating! Are you happy to sing with you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not happy. I feel like I''m going to finish the calf!"


    Li Zijian and Yan Bing said in unison with tacit understanding: "end! Calf! Son! Come on -"


    Songzhu''er doesn''t know much about music. She only knows that Tengger is a well-known singer and thieves can drink. She naively asked Tengger, "Sir, if you help Tiezhu counter attack successfully, I''ll invite you to eat hot pot."


    Tengger smiled: "hey hey... I''d better invite you to have instant boiled mutton."

 Chapter 417

    Songzhu''er tilted his head and thought, why are you suddenly polite? Offer a treat? Didn''t he always eat? After eating hot pot, I packed it and ordered two fruits. In short, I disturb Li Tiezhu and her world every week.


    Barrage:


    "My God! This is very essence."


    "You ruined my heaven, I ruined your whole music world."


    "Is this the teacher who sings the invisible propeller?"


    "That''s right! There are also representative works such as rolling curtain door (rolling bead curtain) and an old Bitch (Xiaofang) in the village."


    "Such terror!"


    "Fighting spirit turns into a horse!"


    "So what does" seed in ear "sing like?"


    "Maybe it''s blind and itch will sing hemorrhoids?"


    "Only what you can''t think of, not what he doesn''t dare to sing."


    "There''s still a little expectation."


    "I''m relieved to see Li Tiezhu''s guests so coquettish."


    "Serious brother, I''m sorry."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly Alexander, forget it, just give up. Anyway, there are not many system rewards. Make a good "soldier assault" and still earn money! This time, I really came to write an album.


    Peace of mind is important.


    Then Mao min, Lin Jiangnan, Cui Ji''an and Deng Shiyin also came and sat down next to their respective singers.


    Hong Bo added, "now only Zhao Liya''s guests are left. How do you feel when you see other guests?"


    Zhao Liya: "I''m a little afraid. Their guests are very powerful."


    Hong Bo: "then guess who your guests will be."


    "Who can guess?"


    "Who do you want?"


    "Me? I hope it''s Zhang Youxue or Li Riyue."


    Li Zijian: "Ya Ya, you really dare to think."


    Han Hong: "the four heavenly kings come as soon as they say? How can the program team have such a big face?"


    Zhao Liya: "but the stars came last week."


    Yan Bing: "that''s because of Li Tiezhu."


    The guests showed strange expressions one after another.


    Mao Min: "Ya Ya also guessed a little reliable. It''s not bad."


    Lin Jiangnan: "just a little bit!"


    Zhao Liya herself was surprised: "is the king of heaven coming?"


    Hong Bo: "that''s right! Let''s invite the last guest!"


    Then, the handsome old man came in. Although he was in his fifties, he maintained well and was still so handsome.


    Zhao Liya covered her face with excitement. How can he de? Lucky, too? It doesn''t matter whether you win or not. It''s a dream to perform with King Liu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why didn''t uncle Liu smoke me?"


    Liu Huade raised his palm: "in fact, I also want to smoke you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hmm?"


    Slapping?


    Everyone laughed at Li Tiezhu mercilessly.


    Tenger: "Uncle Teng loves you."


    Li Tiezhu: "you might as well go and sing" seed in ear "with Zhao Liya."


    Zhao Liya: "no! I refuse."


    Liu Huade greeted the other singers and sat down next to Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya: "Uncle Hua, what shall we sing?"


    Liu Huade: "will the next life fate?"


    Of course Zhao Liya nodded.


    Yes, Liu Huade changed his song, mainly because the staff of the program team reminded him that it was inappropriate for him to choose that song.


    Liu Tianwang also followed suit and changed the song "fate of afterlife".


    When all the guests arrive, there is only 20 minutes to practice together.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Huade bitterly: "uncle Liu!"


    Liu Huade patted Li Tiezhu''s head encouragingly: "come on! Although I know it''s difficult..."


    Uncle Teng took Li Tiezhu''s arm and dragged it upstairs. He looked happy: "go and practice singing. I have a lot of ideas. Go up and show you..."


    Li Tiezhu has no illusions. After all, the coffin plates have been nailed.


    Next, the ten minute short film to be broadcast is about the situation when the six guests were invited by the program group and the reasons why they came to the program.


    After the ten minute short film is played, the picture is given to the preparation of chorus songs by each group.


    The other guests were happy and had a good talk, but Li Tiezhu looked as if he had no love, because he wanted to sing itch into rock.


    This is not itching, it''s skin cancer! advanced!


    Soon, singers, guests and music partners appeared in the lounge again.


    In the second round, the guests will draw lots in order.


    Uncle Teng was lucky. He drew six. He was the last one to come out, jumped back and forced high five with the expressionless Li Tiezhu. I have to say that this is really a good sign.


    Under the auspices of Wang Haian, the second round of guest starring competition began.


    The first to appear is Lin Jiangnan and Chen Jingyi''s Chorus "chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart", which is not very friendly to female singers.


    The second one is the afterlife by Liu Huade and Zhao Liya.


    The third is a piece of red cloth by Cui Ji''an and Yan Bing.


    The fourth is Deng Shio and Li Zijian''s "bubble".


    The fifth is "mother in the Candlelight" jointly performed by Mao min and Han Hong.


    This game is like an encounter, without early knowledge of songs and no rehearsal time. But everyone is a master, and they are doing very well, especially in the bubble, the mother in candlelight and a piece of red cloth. They sing very well.


    Wang Haian: "thank you, Mr. Mao min and Mr. Han Hong for the" mother in the Candlelight ". Next, it''s the last group of guests in this round of competition, and it''s also the group we''re looking forward to most?"


    The audience saw the arrival of the guests during the break on the big screen, so they unconsciously smiled:


    "Yes!"


    "Uncle Teng, give it to Ollie!"


    "Serious brother, come on."


    Wang Haian also smiled. We all know that Mr. Tengger sings well, but the old artist loves to challenge the limit too much. He said: "next, let''s give applause. Let''s welcome Mr. Tengger and Li Tiezhu to bring grain in ear and itch. Thank you..."


    Audience: "thank you, Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and accompanied Tengger, whose mouth was about to crack to the back of his head, onto the stage. He hung a guitar in front of him and Tengger held a horse head piano.


    Lao Teng danced awkwardly again and said, "yo! I''m glad to come to this stage. I''m the new singer tenger!"


    The audience laughed and applauded.


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "I''m Li Tiezhu."


    The arrangement and accompaniment methods have been simply communicated with the band. It is very simple. Ear seed is accompanied by the band. Itch is by Li Tiezhu and tenggor themselves, and the band is responsible for drumming.


    There''s no way to complicate it. After all, there''s no time.


    Tengger started singing directly and stunned the crowd:


    At the thought of you, I''m open-minded~


    Empty hate, don''t dream for a long time, oh, oh, oh~


    Burn the paper ash and bury the smoke willow


    Li Tiezhu thought it was really good, but the taste was a little wrong!


    The audience was so stunned that they almost forgot to applaud.


    Barrage:


    "Teacher Teng is really good!"


    "Lin Daiyu pulled out the weeping willows!"


    "Didn''t you expect?"


    "Surprised, not surprised?"


    "Singing the feeling of Zhang Fei holding Li Kui''s hand and running on the prairie."


    "There''s a picture..."


    "It smells inside!"


    "Uncle or your uncle series!"


    "I want to see Zhao Liya''s expression."


    The director seemed to be in touch with the audience. She immediately cut a close-up of Zhao Liya. She smiled awkwardly and politely, but with a trace of bitterness in her eyes.


    Other singers were surprised, applauded and laughed, such as... Songzhuer.


    Matsushita: "Wow! This song is really exciting. I said uncle can fly my pillar! It''s second only to my crazy song!"


    Li Tiezhu also began to sing. After discussion, he was in charge of the girls'' department and sang as a catch-up of the male and female chorus:


    In the fresh branches


    No time under withering


    Is the price of the answer


    Tenger:


    The afterglow was stained with the hair of the traveler


    He shed his concern


    Under the bridge


    Late comers in previous lives~


    Li Tiezhu: pass by


    Tenger: palm carving~


    Li Tiezhu: remember in the afterlife


    Tengger: a drop of ink drops from the smoke in your eyes. Oh, oh, oh, if Buddha says~


    Li Tiezhu: no worries


    Tenger: let go of persistence~


    Li Tiezhu: no phase and colorless


    Tenger: how can I agree without being surprised


    Li Tiezhu: ha ~ itch!


    Tengger started the prelude to itch: how can I go without being surprised


    Drum up!


    Li Tiezhu: she is, she is


    Tenger: go and agree~


    Li Tiezhu: she is a leisurely setting sun


    Tengger flickered his voice: Oh, Ho, Ho~


    Li Tiezhu''s groove is clamped: think more and more. Who knows how to appreciate it


    Tengger: Oh, Ho, Ho~


    Li Tiezhu: he has a blue cloud window


    Tengger: just wait, just wait for someone to share with it oh, oh, oh, oh~


    ¡­¡­


    At this moment, the audience at the scene looked like all living beings, some stunned, some frightened, some strange, some happy, and some constipated melancholy appeared on their faces.


    Sounds good!


    Both sing well, but


    I always feel something wrong.


    Matsushita: "well, this paragraph is more powerful than the song of neuropathy! It deserves to be uncle!"


    Everyone''s eyes at songzhuer are wrong.


    Li Tiezhu: come on ~ be happy~


    Tenger: there''s plenty of time anyway~


    Li Tiezhu eye drum: come on ~ love~


    Tenger: there are a lot of fools anyway~


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu: there are a lot of scenery anyway~


    Tenger: ah ~ itch, Huo, Huo~


    Li Tiezhu: when I think of you


    Tengger: Oh, Ho, Ho~


    God is back again!


    The audience were stunned. This operation will distract me!


    Yan Bing, the arranger, directly began to doubt life. What the hell is this NIMA? Isn''t this a joke?


    Yes, this is Tengger''s insistence on singing. Li Tiezhu put forward many opinions, which were rejected by him, so it became like this.


    Barrage:


    "Lying trough! Shit is sung for me."


    "Kneel down for uncle Teng."


    "Zhang Fei scratched Li Kui."


    "Zhang Fei tickles Li Kui with the weeping willows pulled out by Lin Daiyu..."


    "This NIMA is scratching? This is scraping!"


    "Divine Comedy reservation!"


    "I didn''t run."


    "This song will be popular."


    "Epoch making light rock... Blind itch?"


    "Cecal itch!"


    "Yes!"


    "The name of this song is corrupt..."


    Li Tiezhu: xincuitu stays in the middle of the flower shadow~


    Tengger: acacia is useless to laugh at the old mountain alliance


    Li Tiezhu: woo ~ what do I want


    Tengger: dada dada... Dada dada... What do I ask for


    Barrage:


    "Dada, dada, dada, come out the feeling of macchin machine gun."


    Finally, finally... It''s over.


    For the first time, Li Tiezhu couldn''t wait to finish a song.


    Tengger: "thank you! Does it sound good?"


    The audience was really crazy: "good! Good!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled hard and didn''t speak.


    Tengger said, "so... Who should I vote for?"


    "Tenger!"


    "You!"


    "Mr. tou!"


    "Uncle Saigao!!"


    In the second round, the voting is for the assistant guests, and their votes determine the ranking of the singers.


    Tenger: "vote for me? Have vision! Iron pillar, thank you."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank the audience for voting for you, thank uncle tenggor, thank Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu is like a little daughter-in-law at the mercy of others. He has given up struggling. What he says is what he says. He''s numb all over. Go ahead and finish it early so that I can put on my pants and leave.


    It doesn''t matter to lose, but Li Tiezhu can''t stand uncle Teng, a grinding old demon.


    Then, Li Tiezhu and Teng Gore got off the stage. Teng Gore greeted crazy fans all the way like a general who won the victory and returned to the DPRK. Li Tiezhu forced himself to smile. Liang Tian has already succumbed. What is all this? What about Li Tiezhu?


    Wang Haian began to take over the stage and organize the audience to vote in the second round.


    Live barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is finished."


    "At least it''s the last stage of the battle. It''s OK."


    "Do you still want Li Tiezhu to be the king of songs?"


    "Realistically speaking, Li Tiezhu did his best in this issue."


    "Bad luck."


    "It''s outrageous to lose the left hand pointing to the moon to Hongyan."


    "Another wonderful guest..."


    "In fact, if I were there, I would vote for" cecal itch. "


    "Me too. Uncle Teng is so fun."


    "Wait and see, maybe there are miracles?"


    "Don''t fantasize..."


    Li Tiezhu has given up. When he arrived at the lounge, he began to eat fruit. He was hungry.


    Tengger was ostentatiously explaining to other guests his artistic consideration and Ideological Expression of the integration of the two songs.


    Songzhu''er peeled an orange for Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu is awesome. That song was awesome just now! Thank you, uncle Teng."


    Barrage:


    "Is songzhuer a sound maniac?"


    "She''s just a simple psychopath."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "just be happy."


    Zhao Liya comforted: "don''t be afraid, silly column. There may be a miracle. After all, this song is too magical..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right. I don''t want to win."


    A minute later, Wang Haian got the voting results and connected directly to the singers in the rest room on the big screen.


    "Er... Good news, bad news."


    Wang Haian quickly organized the language and threw out suspense in advance, rather than grinding haw like Hong Bo.


    "The good news is that some singers in the elimination area have succeeded in the counter attack, that is to say, among Chen Jingyi, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya, some guests ranked first."


    Now, the interests of singers and guests have been transferred. Can anyone turn the table?


    Interesting!


    Han Hong: "what''s the bad news?"


    Li Zijian: "of course, the bad news is that one of our three championship areas will be eliminated!"


    Yan bingle nodded, exciting!


    Wang Haian: "ah, I want to eliminate one, but the bad news I''m talking about is not this. It''s about director Hong Bo."


    Everyone wondered, what bad news could he have?


    Yes... Did Uncle Tengger sing Hong Bo to myocardial infarction?


    So happy?


    Wang Haian: "Hong Daozi, Gao Fenyong, is coming to announce the voting results."


    The singers were stunned and protested collectively:


    "No!"


    "If he comes, I Han Hong will withdraw from the game."


    "Let him drink water."


    "I can''t figure out my role day by day..."

 Chapter 418

    Of course, this is just a joke in the program, not a too serious event. The reason is that Hong Bo joked with Wang Haian just now, saying that Lao Wang was not in suspense when he announced the results, or let him come. Just mention it, Wang Haian "burst out" and asked the singers to attack Hong Bo collectively.


    The live camera even gave Hong Bo an awkward expression of wanting to talk and stop. The program was cruel and even the director wouldn''t let go.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know it was just a joke. After everyone''s quarrel, he added: "what''s he doing here? He knows that drinking water is expensive for the Millennium mountain. Let him announce it. It''s better to let me announce it. See how perfect I announced that Mr. Sun Nan was eliminated? It successfully resolved his embarrassment of withdrawing from the competition."


    People are stunned. Are you serious?


    Wang Haian: "yes! I also watched that episode. Fortunately, you told me the results in time, otherwise Mr. Sun Nan would withdraw from the competition. A famous singer withdrew from the competition on the program for special reasons, but he may also be hacked. You saved him, Tiezhu. You''re great!"


    Anyway, mango station has blocked that guy. As a high-level TV station, what else does Wang Haian have to worry about?


    It''s more important than anything to make your position clear.


    Li Tiezhu: "right? I think so, too."


    Even pines and bamboos began to cover their faces. My man is really simple. The reverse feeding plan smashed by rabbits seems to have become more delicious.


    Who can stand it?


    Han Hong didn''t want Li Tiezhu to be dragged into the water by Wang Haian. He said, "well, announce the results. Li Tiezhu, don''t talk."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Wang Haian was like a human spirit. Of course, he heard the clue and didn''t insist. He said, "OK! In order to meet director Hong Bo''s requirements on suspense, I... Drink water first."


    Wang Haian also took a sip of the Millennium mountain. There''s no way, sponsor dad. Everyone has to lick it.


    Liu Huade said: "this program is too wordy, isn''t it? There are so many singing competitions in Xiangjiang, and it doesn''t take so long..."


    Cui Ji''an: "I can''t stand it if I change. I''m afraid I can''t help grabbing the result of the game."


    Mao Min: "at the beginning, we also made our debut in the competition. It wasn''t like this at that time!"


    Pine bamboo son way: "that can only say you are old."


    The crowd was immediately quiet.


    Li Tiezhu: "bamboo, don''t tell the truth. It''s easy to offend people."


    Liu Huade slapped Li Tiezhu on the back of his head: "it was an unintentional loss. Once you say it, it will change the taste! Stop talking!"


    This is the second one who asked him to stop talking. Li Tiezhu wondered why he didn''t let me talk because I was so honest and upright?


    At this time, Wang Haian said, "first of all, let''s announce the fifth place in the competition. This is a female guest. Note that this round of voting is for the assistant guests!"


    Everyone looked at Mao min and Deng Shiyin.


    Deng Shiyin raised her hand: "it should be me! Aunt Mao min will not be the fifth. I''m sorry, brother Jian."


    Li Zijian said, "it doesn''t matter. You sing very well. I pull your thigh. No, your hind legs. This program focuses on participation."


    Subtext: focus on not quitting the game.


    Deng Shiyin didn''t understand. She didn''t know that Sun Nan withdrew from the competition. She said foolishly, "I''m also involved. It''s a great honor. I think a singer will like this stage."


    But some people don''t like it, because it''s easy to lose face.


    The barrage is whipping Sun Nan.


    Li Tiezhu spoke again and solved the encirclement for Deng Shiyin: "not necessarily. I thought I would like this stage until..."


    Zhao Liya: "until uncle Teng appears."


    Tengger: "what''s the matter with me? I''m surprised. Can I help you? Tiezhu? We have an old relationship. Who can I help you?"


    Li Tiezhu wanted to say something: "


    Han Hong: "after talking so much, who is the fifth?"


    Wang Haian: "there are only two female guests today. The fifth is Deng Shiyin, and the other female guest, Mr. Mao min, is... The second."


    Li Zijian looked at Yan Bing: "don''t worry, I''m eliminated, you compete for the king of songs."


    Yan Bing: "that''s not certain. What if I''m sixth?"


    Cui Ji''an was a little upset: "isn''t it? Has my song been that many times?"


    Yan Bing: "your song is good! But most of the audience today are young people. They have never heard of your song."


    Cui Jian could not refute this point.


    Wang Haian said: "Yan Bing''s ranking determines who is eliminated from the championship area. Therefore, his guest teacher Cui Ji''an''s ranking is very important. His ranking is..."


    Take another sip of water.


    No one urged him now. They were all absorbed.


    Wang Haian: "I''m sorry, sixth."


    Oh, shit!


    The godfather of mainland rock and roll finally finished last in the last program. How did this end?


    Yan Bing: "my God! It''s really the sixth?"


    Cui Ji''an smiled: "it seems that I destroy songs more than Lao Teng! I''m so irritable that I even destroy my own songs."


    This is also a non hypocritical Lord. After all, this game has something to do with me? It''s not that I was eliminated.


    Li Zijian was stunned and found that he still had a chance to compete for the king of songs.


    Wang Haian said seriously: "next, we want to announce the third place. There are only three singers in the elimination area. Therefore, getting the third place also means elimination. He is... Lin Jiangnan!"


    Lin Jiangnan regretfully hugged Chen Jingyi: "sorry, I can''t help you."


    Chen Jingyi: "it''s all right. I really want to sit here and watch them play."


    Wang Haian: "now there are only two new singers who have just been out for a year, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya, Tengger and Liu Huade. Who do you think will win?"


    Han Hong: "of course, Liu Huade! Although I also like Mr. Tengger, he can''t compare with him if he is more popular."


    Li Zijian: "no problem. The stars of the last issue proved it."


    Yan Bing: "I also think Zhao Liya can win."


    Wang Haian said: "facts have proved that the audience''s eyes are bright!"


    Yan Bing went to clap hands with Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya was a little confused and didn''t raise her hand.


    Sure enough, Wang Haian said, "but you are a singer, not an audience, so your eyes are not bright enough."


    Chen Jingyi: "Li Tiezhu is promoted?"


    Deng Shiyin couldn''t help but say, "just the song" itching of the cecum "?"


    Wang Haian: "that''s right! Liu Huade won the fourth place and Mr. Tengger won the first place in this round of competition. Therefore, his partner Li Tiezhu won the first place and successfully promoted to the championship area. Yan Bing was unfortunately eliminated..."


    Everyone is sorry. After all, laymen may doubt Yan Bing''s strength, but experts prefer it. Even Li Tiezhu, who is half irrigation, worships Yan Bing''s sense of music very much.


    But Yan Bing didn''t mind. He smiled brightly: "Li Tiezhu, come on!"


    Li Tiezhu also got up and hugged Yan Bing.


    Yan Bing said, "someone said it was just a program. Did you say that, sir?"


    Teng Gore, a man from Inner Mongolia, stuck his neck and said, "I said, why?"


    Yan Bing: "I don''t agree! This is a music stage, and I believe that those who stay at the end are the strongest! Therefore, I believe that Li Tiezhu. This program is generally fair except that Hong Dao likes the whole moth. In fact, I won the first round of PK competition reluctantly, and Li Tiezhu deserves to be promoted! I hope my fans don''t complain on the Internet. Tiezhu is really strong and his promotion is very good I''m convinced! Come on! "


    This man, you can''t tell whether he is good or bad, but at least in music, he is very pure!


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "this is not strength, but Uncle Teng''s personal charm."


    Tenger: "just know!"


    So the top three came out: Han Hong, Li Zijian and Li Tiezhu.


    Not many people were surprised. In fact, this is just the most likely result expected. Many people actually stand on Li Tiezhu''s side in the PK of Yan Bing and Li Tiezhu. After all, Li Tiezhu is too strong


    Wang Haian asked, "the top three are out, so we will start our last round of competition - the competition for the king of songs! The rules are... There are no rules. All singers can sing any songs, including their own songs! The order of appearance is determined by drawing lots. Next, the first step is the drawing of lots..."


    The draw soon ended. Han Hong was the first, Li Zijian was the second and Li Tiezhu was the last.


    Han Hong first stood on the stage and said, "I am very arrogant and often offend others. I never praise others easily. But the song I brought today was written by a child. He is full of talent. I want to use this song to stop him! I want the king of songs! If I win, his song also wins. If he wins, I don''t lose."


    The audience immediately reacted and shouted:


    "Tianlu! Tianlu!"


    Han Hong smiled: "yes, I want to sing" Tianlu ". I think my biggest harvest in the past two years is iron pillar. I think this is also a great harvest in the music world, at least for the fans."


    The audience applauded.


    Han Hong perfectly performed a "heavenly road", with perfect sound line and perfect singing.


    Then Li Zijian appeared: "a teacher even paid tribute to his younger generation and sang the road to heaven written by Li Tiezhu , I didn''t think of it. I''m... As worthless as she is, it''s also for the smallest Challenger I''ve ever met. It''s not about winning or losing. I appreciate your talent and character. In addition to being stupid, you''re my own nephew! A song I wrote and sung by myself is for you. I hope you can sing a better song. After all, I also want to win Jun. what I want to sing is... Legend! "


    Li Tiezhu listened to the song quietly in the corridor. He was amazed at Li Zijian''s ability to control the sound and admired it.


    It has to be said that the last round of competition is about the ownership of the "king of songs". Han Hong and Li Zijian both showed their most powerful strength - Wang fried.


    Liang Tian: "are you sure, tie Zhu? Why do I think your new song is not so good?"


    Li Tiezhu: "have you ever seen me soft? I''ve always been so hard! What are you afraid of?"


    Liang Tian''s face turns red. We''ll leave after tonight. Have you started to be so direct? When did I see you hard? Everyone is wearing clothes. I don''t know whether you are hard or not?


    Liang Tian: "after the game, whether you win or lose, come to my room and tell you something."


    Li Tiezhu has a solemn face. Who says the partners in the program are unreliable? I think it''s more reliable than Zhang Xiaomeng! He doesn''t see many people in a month. Aunt Liang Tian has also been concerned about whether the quilt in my hotel is thin or not and whether it needs warm bedding appliances.


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK! I will come. Besides, I will never let you down."


    Liang Tian blushed even more: "I''m not a vacuum cleaner. How can I be so terrible? I won''t be disappointed at the general level..."


    Li Zijian finished singing and stepped down.


    Li Tiezhu stepped on the stage and said, "this song is the last original song I participated in" I am a singer ", and it is also the 13th original song."


    The audience clapped and screamed.


    The live barrage also began to go crazy. After all, such a good program is coming to an end:


    "Three months have passed before you know it..."


    "Thirteen songs, terrible!"


    "Totally unaware."


    "If Li Tiezhu has divine help!"


    "First there is Zhou Xingxing, then there is Teng gore. Is Li Tiezhu really the son of luck?"


    "There is no suspense about this vote. It all depends on the guests!"


    "The key is that Li Tiezhu also dislikes Zhou Xingxing and tenger."


    "The last song must be a classic."


    "Li Tiezhu never lets people down."


    "Should the songs of the album be enough?"


    "Last year''s album was called seventeen, and this year''s album is called eighteen?"


    "This year it''s called" I slept with pine and bamboo trees. "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know the words on the barrage. He took the stage solemnly. He thought a lot for more than ten minutes. It turned out that Mr. tenggor was a lucky star!


    The audience were cheering.


    Li Tiezhu said, "well... This song is one of the main songs of my new album. At the same time, it can also be given to Mr. Tengger who helped me counter attack today! Hey, hey... Uncle Tengger, if others have ruined your heaven, I''ll give you a beautiful Tiantang. The name of my new album is Tiantang, Tang of prosperous Tang. This song is given to you as a song on the topic of the album!"


    Teng Gorton, get serious and give me the song? Temporary? Didn''t you rehearse early? Such a coincidence?


    Barrage:


    "Uncle Teng, they destroy your heaven. Don''t harm the world! I''ll give you a beautiful Tang Dynasty!"


    Li Tiezhu added, "this is the type I seldom sing. It''s a rock song."


    Cui Ji''an immediately sat up straight: "rock???"


    Li Zijian: "come! There''s a good play to see."


    Yan Bing: "wow... Come on."


    Li Tiezhu: "heavy metal rock!"


    Yan Bing: "woo..."


    Cui Ji''an stood up and said, "I have to listen carefully. Now these bastards are not up to speed. It''s up to Li Tiezhu."


    Yes, because of the decline of the domestic rock circle, Li Tiezhu has become the hope of the rock circle. This is also one of the reasons why Cui Jian came to this program. Many rock people are watching Li Tiezhu, and he is no exception.


    For example


    In Kyoto Yunde society, after Yu Qian heard the five words of heavy metal rock, he suddenly lifted the hem of his robe before he could change after the performance, and his aunt''s towel almost jumped out.


    He stepped on the tea table with one leg and shouted to Li Tiezhu on TV:


    "Man! Have a good whole ~ rock Godfather looking at you, and I''m looking at you, too!"


    On TV, Li Tiezhu said, "this song may not be so beautiful, but I like it. People who don''t like it can also dislike it. Its name is..."


    (four thousand words and a big chapter arrive. Don''t worry. I didn''t forget it.)

 Chapter 419

    The singers, guests and partners in the lounge listened quietly. After all, Han Hong and Li Zijian had their strongest housekeeping skills. If Li Tiezhu didn''t explode, he would have been a little inferior in singing. He had no chance of winning.


    Moreover, this is Li Tiezhu writing rock after more than a year, and it is also a heavy metal rock.


    What kind of song will it be?


    indictment? Vent? Fantasy or cynicism?


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu''s naive temperament misfits the rebellious offbeat rock quality. Even if he has sung rock and roll, he still does not think he is a rock man, but half a dozen of them do not count.


    Even Cui Ji''an, the rock leader, doesn''t recognize Li Tiezhu''s rock, but he has great expectations.


    The live audience and the audience watching the live broadcast are more serious. After all, in the eyes of ordinary people, Li Tiezhu is an omnipotent God in writing songs.


    Li Tiezhu paused and said, "the name of this song is... Should I learn from Hong Dao and drink first?"


    "Woo ~"


    The audience is angry. Who can''t you learn well? Learn animals?


    In the lounge, Cui Ji''an scolded.


    Li Zijian said, "this is the pain we have experienced in the past ten years. Li Tiezhu is beautiful! Revenge!"


    Yan Bing: "it''s very rock."


    A close-up shot of Hong Bo rolling his eyes in the live camera, subtitle:


    Spoiled eyes.


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "a song" dream back to the Tang Dynasty "is dedicated to all the audience, to this gorgeous stage, and to our incomparably powerful motherland!"


    Yan Bing: "it''s still a positive energy song! Mr. Cui, won''t you be disappointed?"


    Cui Ji''an frowned a little. In his eyes, rock is not used to eulogize. Rock should be a sharp knife with a sharp cone heart.


    Matsushita: "my iron pillar is the most positive energy!"


    Cui Jian: "rock and roll needs attitude."


    Matsushita: "iron pillar''s attitude has always been clear, Wei Guangzheng! Put an end to all darkness and countercurrent."


    Cui Ji''an: "


    Li Zijian said, "just wait! It must be a good song."


    Han Hong: "why do you believe him so much? I''m not as superstitious as you."


    Li Zijian: "as we all know, those who believe in brother Zhu have eternal life. This is not superstition. It''s called believing in science!"


    Zhao Liya could not help but make complaints about it: "Uncle Li, you deserve to be the first column!"


    Tenger: "I''ll listen to it. If it sounds good, I''ll sing this song in the next issue of masked singer."


    The prelude has sounded, full of melodious Chinese musical instruments, such as the spring breeze blowing willows and the stream patting stones. It is flexible and elegant, but it is not rock at all.


    Yan Bing: "eh?"


    Cui Ji''an sighed slightly.


    Li Zijian: "how does it sound like national style music?"


    Yan Bing: "it''s not heavy metal anyway."


    Tenger: "wait and see..."


    Before the voice fell, the thirty second second of the prelude suddenly thundered on the ground, from small bridges and flowing water to overlapping peaks, thunder and lightning. It''s like a dragon hovering over the dark clouds like an iron curtain, roaring, repressing and waiting... The moment of breaking through the clouds and blocking the roaring earth, but the time of repression and waiting is too long


    Han Hong: "is this Prelude too long?"


    Zhao Liya: "one and a half minutes."


    Li Zijian: "it must be a super good song, otherwise Li Tiezhu dares to play like this, and Liang Xiaobo dares not."


    Yan Bing: "this long Prelude alone is very classic! I''m not flattering, it''s true."


    Tenger: "that makes sense."


    Li Tiezhu holds the microphone stand in his hands, lowers his head, and his body moves slightly with the rhythm. He is also ready to go.


    The comments on the live barrage are somewhat conflicting. After all, few people like rock and roll, but most like Li Tiezhu. This is a contradiction:


    "I thought it was Chinese style!"


    "It''s all heavy metal rock! Handsome!"


    "Li Tiezhu is really awesome this time..."


    "I can''t tell where the bull is."


    "This thing has to listen to the scene."


    "Cool! Isn''t that better than those bands now?"


    Ascend~


    Run forward ~ with the pride of a child~


    It is a broken voice roaring in Li Tiezhu''s "chasing a dream of a pure child''s heart", but the voice is very small, which is integrated into the prelude.


    Ascend~


    Zizizi


    It''s radio noise. I don''t know what''s the use.


    Ascend~


    You are not qualified to say in front of China that you talk to China from the position of strength!


    This is also a recording, a dragon roar that spread all over the network a few days ago.


    This section of voice is not big, with a little noise, but it has the momentum of breaking mountains and rivers under the background of the prelude music.


    This sentence, let almost all people watching the program, immediately blood. Even if Li Tiezhu has not opened his voice, he has ignited the enthusiasm of the audience.


    Barrage:


    "Cow force (broken sound)!"


    "Li Tiezhu really dares."


    "The words of director Yang in chasing a dream of a child''s heart are too burning."


    "Bibo combustion series."


    Yan Bing: "Li Tiezhu''s arrangement level is average, but his idea is very wonderful! This sentence is like the charge number in front of the dream chasing the heart of a child, which makes people crazy in an instant..."


    Li Zijian: "this is his genius. He doesn''t write songs and sing with professional knowledge. He relies on talent, top talent."


    Songzhu''er didn''t understand, but she was very happy to hear these big guys boast about Li Tiezhu and nodded madly.


    Yunde society, the others were confused. Yu Qian patted the table: "good guy! This song must be strong! Cheer up!"


    Ascend~


    Li Tiezhu finally raised his head:


    Chrysanthemum, ancient sword and wine


    Soaked by coffee into the noisy Pavilion courtyard


    The alien worshipped the ancient moon at the altar of the sun


    The prosperous era of Kaiyuan is fascinating


    The wind will not blow away the everlasting hatred


    Flowers can''t dye through nostalgia


    Snow cannot reflect mountains and rivers


    The moon cannot fulfill the ancient dream


    Li Zijian patted his thigh: "good! What a romantic and snowy moon. It can''t reflect mountains and rivers and realize ancient dreams! The lyrics are really wonderful!"


    Yan Bing also said, "yes, these four sentences are not independent, but integrated."


    Cui Ji''an''s frown loosened, and his body was no longer stiff. He nodded slightly, and splitting this section was a good rock song. But can rock really be used to praise? Are our previous insistence wrong?


    Barrage:


    "Love, love..."


    "That''s a great word."


    "Li Tiezhu rarely goes crazy. Every time he goes crazy, it is a classic handed down."


    "This is the rock in my heart!!"


    "Li Tiezhu is No. 1 in rock and roll today. No one has a problem?"


    "Serious brother rock is not much, but it''s a classic."


    "The first hearing is very mediocre. The more you listen, the better you listen, and the more you listen, the better you get."


    "This is the song a man should listen to!"


    "Isn''t this better than your mouth? I''ll toot your grandmother''s legs..."


    "Let Li Bai and Du Fu form a rock band, that''s all?"


    Burn fate along the palmprint


    Wake up tonight without a dream


    Enter the prosperous age along the destiny


    Dream back to the Tang Dynasty


    Li Tiezhu changed the lyrics, "walking into the myth along the destiny" to "walking into the prosperous age along the destiny". He doesn''t know whether he is right or not, but at least, this is his own view. China''s destiny is strength rather than myth.


    It may have been a myth for a hundred years, but at least... There is no need to be a myth now.


    This section shocked Cui Ji''an greatly. He suddenly realized that I was right, we were all right, and Li Tiezhu was also right.


    It''s just that the times have changed. Over the past 30 years, society has undergone drastic changes and the world has undergone major changes.


    Today''s young people don''t stand at the intersection, but at the entrance of the highway. They don''t need to choose or be cynical. They just need to drive into the fast lane... Ride the dust.


    After figuring it out, Cui Ji''an clapped and nodded gently, listened to the song carefully, and no longer doubted... His era was brilliant, but it will eventually pass, or it has long passed.


    Now and in the future, it belongs to the wanton child on the stage. He is earthy and trendy, but he is crazy.


    Li Tiezhu''s thin T-shirt has been soaked with sweat and is close to his muscular body. His dark face was covered with sweat, and even his hair was covered with glittering sweat, which was thrown into the air with the swing of his body, reflecting the brilliance of all colors:


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Men plough and women weave. The silk road is busy


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Great things and outstanding people


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Paper fragrance, ink flying Ci Fu ManJiang


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Heroes are heroic and bright


    ¡­¡­


    Barrage:


    "The first time I heard national style heavy metal rock, it should be the first person!"


    "Li Tiezhu is another pioneer."


    "What is cultural confidence? That''s it. What''s the matter with rock and roll? It''s still national weathering!"


    "Singing the heroic spirit of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, isn''t today''s China the prosperous Tang Dynasty?"


    "Such a grand rock is actually very difficult."


    "I''m busy thinking. I feel I have something to point out! It''s good..."


    Yu Qian lit a cigarette, puffed, and his body moved with the rhythm: "this is rock and roll! Wang leather pants, go and sing love songs."


    There''s nothing better than loving the new and hating the old.


    In the last paragraph, Li Tiezhu''s mood became higher and higher, his voice was no longer controllable, and began to roar:


    Enter the prosperous age along the destiny


    Dream back to the Tang Dynasty


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Paper fragrance, ink flying Ci Fu ManJiang


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Heroes are heroic and bright


    Burn fate along the palmprint


    Wake up tonight without a dream


    Enter the prosperous age along the destiny


    It''s like going back to the Tang Dynasty


    The last sentence is the finishing touch, as if returning to the Tang Dynasty in a dream, that is to say, now is not a dream. Our 1.4 billion people are standing in the prosperous age of the Tang Dynasty, which we were fascinated by!


    Nothing is more exciting than "this is not a dream".


    At the end of the song, the enthusiasm of the audience did not stop. The live audience was still standing up, shouting, cheering and clapping. The live audience was sending all kinds of bullet screens. Some people loved it and others wondered.


    The superstars in the lounge are also crazy. They all know music. For example, uncle Tengger began to dance again, but Liu Huade, who has been silent all the time, is still silent with red eyes. He thinks of the Xiangjiang under the British rule and the difficulties in recent years.


    The music faded away.


    Li Tiezhu was also a little out of breath and said, "now is the prosperous Tang Dynasty! Thank you!"


    The audience immediately screamed, calling everything.


    "Li Tiezhu, the king of songs..."


    "Nuclear peace!"


    "China reappears its prosperity!"


    "Nike die..."


    "Rock King Li Tiezhu!"


    The most excited people on the scene were a group of masters in their 30s and 40s. They were no longer young, but their blood was not cold.


    It is precisely because they have experienced doubt, humiliation, rebellion, madness and... This prosperous age has made them unimaginable, dreamlike, but extremely real. This song is written for them.


    (about this song, the author has his own interpretation. Don''t be surprised if you don''t like it! Because I once suspected it, rebelled against it, and finally chose to stay, but the reality exceeded my best fantasy. The coming of the Tang Dynasty! The strength of the prosperous Tang Dynasty is not prosperity, not extravagance, but Wang xuance''s arrogance and self-confidence to kill a country alone. @ ah SAN)

 Chapter 420

    The performance of the singers in the lounge is also different. Many people feel that they are not good, while most people are crazy.


    Yan Bing: "I''m NIMA... This song is explosive! Li Tiezhu is the God!"


    A music partner said, "it''s not very pleasant, is it too much?"


    Yan Bing: "what do you know? Go back and listen to it ten times. Maybe you can understand a little."


    Li Zijian: "even listen to it a hundred times, and you still don''t understand what you don''t understand."


    He has always been so calm.


    Cui Ji''an said, "I''ll come out more on variety shows in the future."


    Han Hong: "why? Don''t you always like variety shows?"


    Cui Ji''an: "we must let today''s children know how Chinese rock started and what rock was like at the beginning? It didn''t have the height of Li Tiezhu at the beginning!"


    The words of the godfather of Chinese rock and roll actually express the height of Li Tiezhu''s song.


    Liu Huade was quiet and never spoke. At this time, he also said: "in short, this is the blessing and luck of the Chinese music world! Li Tiezhu is good. This song is more enlightening than the Great Wall never falls! Their generation... Is happy and confident."


    Tenger: "Hey! I''ll sing this song on the next program."


    Facing the cheers and applause of the tsunami, Li Tiezhu was very calm and just wiped the sweat on his face. At this moment, he felt calm, because singing this song, like moving bricks, could make him sweat, which... Made him feel simple and indifferent.


    After singing a song, like moving a pile of bricks, my heart is down-to-earth. It conveys real value.


    Bricks will turn into tall buildings one by one!


    Song one by one will sing into the hearts of the people and achieve a beautiful China!


    The hot and dry atmosphere at the scene was a little lighter, and Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but go crazy. This was a question from professionals. He wanted to vent, right or wrong:


    "Someone told me that rock and roll is an attitude! I don''t understand. Someone told me that rock and roll needs rebellion, accusation, laughter and scolding, and I won''t. for me, I''m just a humble musician, and rock and roll is just a form of music. When I can''t express my feelings of tearing my heart and lungs, only rock and roll can let me express them accurately, so I choose rock and roll! When folk songs If it''s more suitable, I''ll choose folk songs! That''s all. Instead of being as reactionary, accusing, abusing and swearing as those so-called rock bands are! Rock can be crazy, but you have to be crazy with reasonable grounds! Like me! "


    This paragraph is actually make complaints about music director Liang Xiao Po, or Tucao. They once questioned Li Tiezhu''s song, but it was more a humiliation to the current rock band! Accusation for accusation, abuse for abuse, attitude for attitude, that is hypocrisy!


    Hypocrisy and rock attitude are the opposite!


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t have high EQ at all. He says what he thinks.


    Some of the audience like it, some are indifferent, and some even hate it. It has nothing to do with elegance and insignificant.


    I sang, I expressed.


    Yu Qian, who was far away in Kyoto, had seriously sat back on the sofa and said, "Li Tiezhu is really good. Fortunately, Lao Guo didn''t get him to Yunde society, otherwise he would lose such a person."


    Qin Tao opened a small bottle of Kyoto Erguotou on the ground and said, "that''s, that''s... I came to Yunde society and delayed China''s pig breeding! If I hadn''t come to Yunde society and helped my father raise pigs, the price of pork would never have increased!"


    Yu Qian gave Qin Tao a slap. Practice makes perfect: "get out!"


    Qin Tao: "Hey, master, you have something to tell me."


    In the lounge of I am a singer, you look like all sentient beings. After all, this song is too shocking. Those who feel good are regarded as fairy music, and those who feel bad are belittled as cow dung.


    Yan Bing: "iron pillar is a great song! But does he offend people a little?"


    He is really worried about Li Tiezhu.


    "Like a big earthquake!"


    Although Li Zijian enjoyed this song, he almost worshipped it! But also a little worried about Li Tiezhu. It can be said that Li Tiezhu''s words almost offended the whole rock circle now!


    Han Hong: "it''s all right. He''s Li Tiezhu."


    In other words, what if you offend all your rock peers? He is Li Tiezhu!


    Tengger said, "I''ll sing this song to the masked singer. Hey, there are such fun songs in Chinese rock music?"


    Subtext: I don''t listen to other rock music, but I can''t see it! Who dares to spray me? Whoever dares to spray me, I will destroy your song unless you have no representative work!


    Barrage:


    "This song is not very good!"


    "I don''t like rock and roll."


    "No one who likes rock and roll can''t say it well."


    "I also like rock and roll. Li Tiezhu is the God..."


    "Why is the gap so big? I listen to pop songs."


    "It''s all right. As Li Tiezhu''s fans, we just need to support him."


    "If you don''t like rock, listen to it several times. It is recommended to cycle more than five times."


    "Read a hundred times and see its meaning!"


    "That''s the reason."


    "In short, since you like Li Tiezhu, you should understand what it means to release this song at the finals!"


    "This is by no means an ordinary work!"


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu said again: "in fact, I don''t think this song is particularly good, but I like the artistic conception of this song! Therefore, whether you like it or not, this is my thanks to this stage! It''s also my gift to our family and country. Don''t be ugly."


    Middle aged men are shouting:


    "Cowhide ~"


    "Shengshi Zhonghua is as you wish..."


    "The Duke of Zhou will last forever!"


    Even, someone held up the tablet. On the tablet was the handsome guy who shouted "reading for the rise of China"! One of the four handsome men of the Republic of China! However, he is in his old age in the picture.


    Once, when he even met with foreign guests, he asked the staff to soften the rice in his bowl because all his teeth were loose.


    Then, he was very sorry to say to the staff: "I''m sorry, I made a special..."


    These roaring middle-aged men, few of them are pure good people. Once they lost their voice and scolded while listening to rock and roll. They watched American dramas humiliate 5000 years of history! When they were in their prime more than 20 years ago, some of them hated the KMT. Later, they were lost, lost and dreamy... Finally, they finally came back and pulled off the well-known mask as a insole.


    As we all know, the insole will be thicker, stand higher and see farther!


    Therefore, under their guidance, their next generation is the most patriotic after zero. There is no fault in this view! It is precisely because our ancestors have experienced confusion, doubt and even loss that our descendants can be more firm.


    as sure as fate


    Many of these middle-aged men are venting, venting on the past and themselves!


    Of course, it is also a positive vent.


    Barrage:


    "Don''t be more patriotic to me after zero" This is the result of your joint efforts with me. After zero, we are more patriotic because of us! But it is undeniable that we did hesitate in those years. At least I and the people around me are like this... Because we are their fathers! At least I think that many post zero and post zero are educated as fathers. This is patriotic and this is the mission of men. For this mission, we Not too deliberately, but never forget. "


    "Men teach the next generation to be patriotic! What about women? They''re still looking for African chiefs!"


    "Chief? Ordinary tribal refugees can have three wives and four concubines in eastern Guangdong, okay?"


    "Is it long? Science has proved that the length of China is not inferior to white and black."


    "Durability is far better."


    "Science doesn''t work in this regard. Some overseas funds have been arranged for decades and have long been brainwashed."


    "Feel something..."


    Looking at the barrage on the computer screen, Zhang Jianjun burst into tears. Go to your chief! I will call you immortal.


    Then he opened the official secret database of a country in Africa.


    WOW~


    The chief has more than 1400 people?


    Is it enough to buy an apartment in the East China Sea?


    Then I''ll be happy!


    A wave in the wave, a wave in the wave! My iron pillar is the first!


    Zhang Jianjun came back to life in an instant. By the way, he threw the stewed chicken leg in his hand to his new milk dog, a Chinese garden dog named Zhong Xiaoting.


    "Zhong Xiaoting! Is the chicken leg delicious?"


    "Woof woof ~"


    "Well, dad will buy you chicken legs tomorrow."


    "Wang..."


    Looking at her obedient little suckling dog, Zhang Jianjun felt a lot. Zhong Xiaoting''s Kennel was built from the box she bought LV at the beginning. The cover is also her bath towel, and the food trough is also her job.


    So she didn''t leave! Zhong Xiaoting, you are so cute!


    At this moment, Zhang Jianjun is full of energy. Hurry up! Let''s announce the final result quickly! I have to go to Heite''s reliable new website. The goods are not the head of state. It''s still noisy. I have to disgust him and send him 10000 card photos and videos.


    At this time, the competition scene seemed chaotic. Li Tiezhu squeezed through the crowd of bee pupae and walked into the channel with the help of his partner aunt Liang Tian.


    Li Tiezhu is inexplicably shy. This aunt is quite flexible, but why do you play me? It was intentional.


    Don''t think I''m inexperienced when I''m young. People are experienced.


    "This song is great! It''s been eight minutes! I''ve never heard such a long song. I saw the camera teacher and assistant nearby jump up."


    Aunt Liang Tian was still very excited, dancing and hugging.


    Afraid of suffocation, Li Tiezhu pushed Liang Tian away and said, "thank you!"


    Liang Tian: "I think it''s possible to win the championship!"


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, the results are no longer important. The rest of our singers are actually helping those singers who have been eliminated to express their feelings... I hope my expression is not wrong!"


    Liang Tian: "never wrong! You are... The brightest star in the night sky!"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt that the aunt was so considerate, and suddenly became a little shy.


    Liang Tian whispered, "don''t forget to come to my room in the evening. Something''s up!"


    Li Tiezhu: "well, I''ll do everything for you."


    After Li Tiezhu returned to the lounge, Wang Haian couldn''t wait to greet you before he finished greeting you.


    Wang Haian: "this is the last competition of I am a singer. Please vote for your favorite singers, Han Hong, Li Zijian and Li Tiezhu. The title of the king of songs in this issue will also be born from you..."

 Chapter 421

    Han Hong, Li Zijian and Li Tiezhu were spontaneously let in the middle C. Liu Huade and others also stepped aside and waited curiously for the release of the "king of songs".


    Li Zijian said, "this is the only time. I don''t want to win in this program because I dare not. Liu Tianwang, Cui Ji''an, Tengger and sister Mao min, they all go here. How dare I compete for the king of songs? Li Tiezhu, what about you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t you dare? Uncle, you''re too timid. You''ll pass away if you don''t fight when you''re old."


    Everyone laughed. He dared to say anything and never turned a corner.


    Li Zijian: "I''ve only become popular these two years. How can I be so angry? According to you, Liu Tianwang is also angry?"


    "Legend" was popular after singing, and Li Zijian became popular again. It was silent for more than ten years.


    Li Tiezhu said, "he has a long shelf life and brings his own preservatives. What if you cook food? What if it turns sour in three or two days? Unlike me, I belong to Bacon, smoked food and have a long storage time..."


    Li Zijian: "don''t curse me. I''m vacuuming and won''t stink!"


    Han Hong: "iron pillar, what product am I?"


    Li Tiezhu tried to stop: "this, this..."


    Han Hong: "dare to say, I''m not angry."


    Li Tiezhu: "the boiled lard can be put for a long time."


    Han Hong jumped with one foot.


    Li Tiezhu was wronged: "didn''t you say you weren''t angry?"


    Liu Huade: "it''s not about not getting angry, not not not hitting you."


    Dong!


    Teng Gore walked around, jumped up from behind the sofa, gave Li Tiezhu a brain collapse, and then ran away with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu covered his head: "Uncle Teng, what can I do for you?"


    Tengger: I can''t help it. You''ve written a good rock song. I''ll sing it next week in masked singer


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing? Dream back to the Tang Dynasty will be sung as" back to the Tang Dynasty in a tank "by you? There are so many good songs, why do you have to sing me?"


    Tengger: "just like it! I only take a ladle to drink three thousand weak water!"


    Li Zijian: "you''re good!"


    Everyone laughed. Li Zijian is so cheap!


    Only Li Tiezhu, who was scooped, was unhappy and said, "Sir, the masked singer should sing at least two songs. In the second round, you can try legend."


    Tenger nodded again and again, "that''s it."


    Li Zijian smiled bitterly: "Li Tiezhu, you really don''t remember revenge."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I reported it on the spot."


    At this time, the voting was over. Wang Haian said, "the voting results have come out. Let''s invite the three singers competing for the title to the stage. In addition, let''s invite Liu Huade heavenly king to the stage to announce the final competition results."


    The four made a comity to the stage.


    "I am a singer" is coming to an end, leaving only the suspense of the singer king.


    Liu Huade took the mobile phone handed by Wang Haian and looked at it with a pick in his eyes: "I didn''t expect this result."


    Wang Haian said: "yes, it can be said that the game was wonderful."


    Li Zijian: "can''t three be the first in parallel?"


    Wang Haian and Liu huadeton looked at Li Zijian and showed strange expressions one after another.


    Li Zijian: "isn''t it?"


    Wang Haian: "it''s not tied, but it''s almost the same. The gap between your votes is very small. It''s almost tied. Let''s look at the number of votes won by the first..."


    Li Tiezhu, Li Zijian and Han Hong stood in a row, also curious.


    Liu Huade: "338 votes!"


    Wang Haian: "the number of votes won by the second place..."


    Liu Huade: "337 votes!"


    Wang Haian: "the third place won the votes


    Liu Huade: "335 votes!"


    Han Hong said with a smile, "that''s interesting. Hey? I guess it''s Li Zijian first and Li Tiezhu third."


    Wang Haian: "Congratulations, Mr. Han Hong. None of them guessed right."


    Han Hong was so excited that he turned his lips before he got up. He was really good at selling off.


    Li Zijian: "I think it''s Li Tiezhu first and Han Hong second. It''s normal for an accident in this game. The number of votes is too close."


    Liu Huade said, "congratulations to Li Zijian... None of them guessed right."


    Li Zijian: "no?"


    Wang Haian: "no!"


    Li Zijian: "no, I guessed right. My ranking is third, right? In this way, Han Hong is the first and Li Tiezhu is the second."


    Han Hong: "don''t guess, publish it quickly."


    Wang Haian: "in fact, if you guess wrong twice, the correct result is ready to come out. Therefore, Li Zijian''s last ranking is correct."


    First place, Han Hong: 338 votes.


    Second place, Li Tiezhu: 337 votes.


    Third place, Li Zijian: 335 votes.


    Li Tiezhu won the second place by one vote. Although it''s a pity from the number of votes, in fact, it''s already his unexpected result. After all, Han Hong and Li Zijian are better than him. In fact, he thinks it''s good to get third.


    If you get the third place, you will also be rewarded with 30 intelligence points!


    Li Zijian didn''t regret at all. He hugged Han Hong with great atmosphere: "Congratulations!"


    Li Tiezhu also hugged Han Hong: "Congratulations, aunt!"


    The audience also gave warm applause.


    Then, Mao min, tenger and Cui Ji''an came on stage and presented awards to the third runner up of Guan ya. There was no seniority, but their assistant guests helped to present awards, otherwise it would be really difficult for you to arrange.


    Finally, Hong Bo took the stage to thank the singer, guests, partners, band teachers and the audience. I am a singer is officially over!


    Li Tiezhu is in a daze every day and is checking the newly received rewards in the system.


    [Ding! The host won the second place in I am a singer and was rewarded with 50 intelligence points.]


    [Ding! The host''s variety achievement has exceeded 3000 points, won the "show your skill" medal and rewarded 30 intelligence points.]


    Current intelligence: 95 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 85 points.


    Music Achievement: 6342 points.


    Variety achievement: 3038 points.


    Film and television achievements: 2198 points.


    Tiktok: 82 million 140 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 98%.


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    [branch task: shoot military themed dramas. If the number of plays exceeds 10 million, 20 intelligence points will be rewarded. If the number of plays exceeds 30 million, the top will not be capped. If the number of plays exceeds 30 million, advanced singing skills will be rewarded additionally]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, intermediate singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: obedience symbol x3


    There were three rounds of competition in the finals, which took a long time. It was almost 10:30 when the competition was completely over, but it was too late to resist the enthusiasm of the eaters.


    So


    Han Hong, the "king of songs", invited another guest to eat hot pot.


    All singers, guests and partners, as well as Wang Haian, Hong Bo and Liang Xiaobo, went. This is also a celebration banquet for the program group.


    The meal didn''t break up until one o''clock in the evening. Some left overnight, while others went back to the hotel to rest.


    Li Tiezhu went back to the hotel suite and took a shower. Wearing a vest, shorts and herringbone, she dragged her to Aunt Liang Tian''s room. She said she would let Li Tiezhu find her, and Li Tiezhu didn''t forget.


    Dong Dong Dong


    Li Tiezhu came to Liang Tian''s room and knocked at the door.


    Although she lives in this city, in order to facilitate the rehearsal and program recording these two days, the program team still booked rooms for these hosts. Of course, it is not as good as the rooms of singers and guests.


    No one opened the door.


    Li Tiezhu looked at his mobile phone. It was 1:40. Did he sleep?


    Dong Dong Dong


    After two more knocks, no one opened the door. Li Tiezhu turned back and typed on wechat to ask.


    At this time, the door opened. Liang Tian''s hair was wet and shouted, "iron pillar, come in quickly. I just blew my hair and almost didn''t hear you knock at the door."


    Li Tiezhu went in with a "Oh", but he didn''t sleep.


    "Come on, sit down and say."


    "Ah... OK."


    Liang Tian warmly asked Li Tiezhu to sit down in the small living room, while she politely cut an apple: "are you tired?"


    "OK."


    Li Tiezhu was a little restrained for fear that Liang Tian''s bath towel would fall down.


    Yes, Liang Tian is also wrapped in a bath towel to entertain Li Tiezhu. She still has water droplets on her body and her hair is wet, which reminds Li Tiezhu of the cat more than a year ago.


    Are girls so brave?


    However, Liang Tian was different from lengba. Lengba was plain at that time, while aunt Liang Tian was more powerful. She took a bath and washed her head, and the makeup on her face was still there.


    Later, when she was a cat, she said, "if a girl stays alone in the room with you wrapped in a bath towel, it means she wants to sleep with you. The Jianghu is dangerous. Remember to be careful."


    Li Tiezhu felt that she was living with her own heart. She was like that, so she thought that other girls were like that.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu doesn''t believe it.


    But he was still a little worried and said tentatively, "sister Tian, why don''t you change your clothes first?"


    Liang Tian: "my clothes have been washed and are still drying. What''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    You see, people don''t have clothes to wear. It''s understandable.


    Li Tiezhu sighed in his heart that Aunt Liang Tian was so kind to him, how could she have a bad mind? Besides, I''m not handsome. How can I attract girls so much! Over the past three months, Liang Tian has taken good care of him and brought him a lot of delicious food. Li Tiezhu respects her very much, so she should be a good friend.


    Liang Tian handed the cut fruit to Li Tiezhu and said, "have some fruit."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, thank you! Sister Tian, what can I do for you?"


    Liang Tian: "I can''t find you if I have nothing to do? We have cooperated for three months and finally won the runner up. Of course, we should celebrate such a happy thing! I brought a bottle of red wine to congratulate our successful cooperation."


    With that, she opened the red wine.


    Li Tiezhu said gratefully, "thank you! You''ve worked hard during this time."


    You must educate lengba well when you go back. You see, aunt Liang Tian is very pure! Wrapped in a bath towel to see me, but also simply to celebrate, which is like you.


    After opening the red wine, Liang Tian came over with the bottle and said:


    It''s time to finish.


    She walked towards Li Tiezhu, one hand pulled away the bath towel behind her, fell down, and trembled with a charming hum: "ah..."


    At this moment, she seemed to see Li Tiezhu taking his children to "where''s dad".


    (today''s vaccination was delayed, and the update was a little late, sorry)

 Chapter 422

    Li Tiezhu has always been a sensible baby. Seeing that sister Tian opened the wine, he immediately got up and went to the nearby cup holder to get the red wine cup, so... He perfectly missed the moment when Liang Tian''s bath towel fell.


    Liang Tian is confused. What''s the operation?


    Li Tiezhu saw the red wine cup, but he couldn''t take it out. He didn''t drink red wine very much, so he didn''t know how to operate the cup holder. He hasn''t done it for half a minute.


    Liang Tian just feels a little cold. The atmosphere is a little cold. She can''t wait so smoothly all the time, can she? Moreover, when he saw it, he thought she was shameless and took it off by herself! After all, he didn''t see the process of "accidentally falling".


    Then it tastes bad!


    Put down the bottle, Liang Tian wrapped the bath towel again.


    It seems that we can only do it again.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu took out his red wine glass, walked back and sat down: "sister Tian, why do you still have wine and glasses in your room? There is no room in our room."


    Liang Tian poured wine into two glasses: "I don''t know! There are wine glasses, so I brought a bottle of Bordeaux from 1982 from home."


    I can''t bear the child and the wolf! Sister Tian paid for it.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t study deeply, so he got up and took two bottles of Sprite in the beverage cabinet.


    Liang Tian: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "drink with wine!"


    This is the way Qin Tao taught Li Tiezhu to drink. Anyway, Li Tiezhu thinks that the wine tasting that bilamba said is reliable, sweet and delicious.


    Liang Tian is a little embarrassed. I have tens of thousands of pieces of red wine


    But what can we do? Say he''s old-fashioned? Call him tasteless? No!


    In fact, Liang Tian is not a bad person, nor is she greedy for Li Tiezhu''s body. It''s mainly because she gets along day and night in recent months. She is really fascinated by Li Tiezhu''s talent. She planned to go further. She hinted many times before. However, Li Tiezhu didn''t understand the amorous feelings at all and hinted that all failed, which made her desperate to choose direct seduction.


    She knew that if she missed this opportunity, she wouldn''t even meet many times in the future. Moreover, songzhuer is young and beautiful. It''s too difficult for her to compete again.


    Therefore, this time is a back water battle.


    Liang Tian watched Li Tiezhu pour sprite into the red wine. Her heart was dripping blood, but she still forced to smile: "just like it. Hehe..."


    Li Tiezhu mixed two glasses of wine and handed one to Liang Tian: "sister Tian, come on, I respect you! Thank you for your care in recent months."


    Liang Tian took a sip, eh


    She said with a strong smile, "you''re welcome. We''re so close. What else can we say? As long as you''re happy, let your sister do anything."


    Li Tiezhu: "really?"


    "Why not? What do you want your sister to do?"


    "Can you jump over the wall?"


    "I..."


    "Look! You can''t? I can! It''s actually a very simple dish..."


    "Iron pillar, you are really capable..."


    Liang Tian secretly turns her eyes. She usually likes Li Tiezhu''s silly appearance, but she really can''t like it at this time. Who can be comfortable to be wronged?


    Li Tiezhu said again, "can your boyfriend cook?"


    Liang Tian: "I don''t have a boyfriend. Before, I said I was afraid of being harassed. Whether on TV or elsewhere, some people have impure ideas..."


    She''s not lying.


    Li Tiezhu: "sister Tian, you are so nice. Why don''t you have a boyfriend?"


    Liang Tian: "the person I like has a girlfriend."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Grab!"


    Liang Tian smiled and narrowed her eyes: "is it not good?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? Do it when it''s time to do it. Don''t hesitate! Otherwise you''ll regret it."


    Liang Tian sat next to Li Tiezhu, very close. Her backhand quietly pulled the bath towel behind her and prepared to open it twice: "really? Wouldn''t it be a shame if he refused?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how do you know if you don''t try?"


    Liang Tian pulled away the bath towel, and the bath towel began to slide down a little: "really? I''ll try..."


    "Eh?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly jumped out and squatted down beside the tea table with his back to Liang Tian to see his mobile phone with information displayed on it.


    Liang Tian''s bath towel just slipped down, revealing the most primitive huge, shaking around. She was so ashamed that she was not seen, and she had to tie the bath towel again. Otherwise, it feels like she deliberately shows it to Li Tiezhu. It will lose points. She must slip off carelessly.


    Li Tiezhu turned back and looked at Liang Tian: "sister Tian, do you go to bed early at night?"


    Liang Tian: "it''s not early! What''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu: "then go to my room for a drink? How about drinking and playing some exciting games?"


    Liang Tian thought she had heard wrong: "what exciting game? What do you want to do?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "hey... You''ll know when you go! I''m sure you like it."


    Liang Tianyi, there''s a play!


    Invite me to your room in the evening. Is your room bigger and more fun? Why did this guy suddenly go bad? Did he finally understand my hint?


    Yes, it''s stupid to be alone with you in a bath towel.


    She pretended to be reserved and said, "then you should be gentle and not too rough!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey! How can you be gentle? You have to be fierce to stimulate. Let''s go and let you see my power..."


    Liang Tian: "I hate it! It''s necrotic."


    Li Tiezhu: "hum ~ you should be prepared. Don''t cry."


    Liang Tian: "so terrible?"


    Li Tiezhu grabbed Liang Tian''s hand, pulled her up from the sofa, took the bottle of red wine, took the glass and left: "come on, come on..."


    Liang Tian chuckles. The little guy usually pretends to be honest. Unexpectedly, he can play like this? Thanks to my design for a long time, I knew. What bath towel do I play with?


    Liang Tian also went out of the door with a red wine cup, mobile phone and room card. She looked up at the surveillance camera in the corridor and followed Li Tiezhu with her head held high.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu took Liang Tian into his business suite.


    Closing the door, Li Tiezhu smiled: "sister Tian, you will die miserably tonight!"


    Liang Tian''s cheeks were slightly red, her legs were clamped, and she rubbed her way: "come on, sister is not afraid."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "it''s good to have such ideological consciousness. Come in."


    When he came to the living room, Li Tiezhu sat down, took a sip of red wine, picked up his mobile phone and said, "sit down, sweet sister."


    Liang Tian sat beside Li Tiezhu and whispered in his ear, "how do you want to play? Tell me."


    "Have you heard of the bloody battle?"


    "What do you mean? It sounds terrible..."


    "It''s seven cards per person, from the beginning to the last person."


    "Cards?"


    "Mahjong."


    "Mahjong???"


    "Ang! Bloody battle is the most exciting way to play mahjong. Are you afraid?"


    "I''m so... I''m wrapped in a bath towel and playing mahjong with you two at night?"


    "Who says there are only two people? The more important people in the bloody war, the more fun it is."


    Li Tiezhu called someone on his mobile phone. Just when he was in Liang Tian''s room, song Zhuer sent a message that he wanted to play mahjong. Li Tiezhu backhanded invited Liang Tian.


    Liang Tianmu stared at the dog. She just made herself moist. As a result, this goods wanted to play mahjong? More than one person?


    What do people think when I look like this?


    No, I have to go!


    Just as she got up, the door opened with a click. Songzhuer came in with a large bag of snacks and wine. Of course, she had a deputy room card in Li Tiezhu''s room.


    Li Tiezhu went up to pick up snacks and wine.


    Liang Tian was flustered. Just about to explain, she suddenly found that her body was cold and her bath towel fell off again. Hat trick!


    Songzhuer''s eyebrows were picked. Wow, she has a good figure! Peach shaped, all excited! Too conspicuous.


    Liang Tian quickly wrapped the bath towel again, blushing¡ª¡ª


    Large social death scene.


    For a moment, songzhu''er understood everything. Before she came, she thought Liang Tian was just looking for Li Tiezhu to celebrate. Unexpectedly, her motive was impure! Yo West ~ iron pillar, I don''t seem to see it. I''m at a loss! Lost!


    Songzhu''er walked over and said, "sweet sister! Have a good chat with my iron pillar? You look very excited."


    Where does it look exciting?


    Where?


    Liang Tian is so ashamed that she can''t speak at all.


    Li Tiezhu said: "I had a good chat with sister Tian. She has always been good to me."


    Matsushita: "of course! She can do anything for you."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! That''s what sister Tian told me just now. I''m lucky. I meet good people everywhere."


    Liang Tian: "er..."


    Songzhuer affectionately hugged Liang Tian and said, "only wrapped in bath towel, sister, aren''t you cold?"


    Liang Tian said awkwardly, "the hotel has heating, which is OK."


    Li Tiezhu bent over, took out snacks and wine and put them on the tea table: "sister Tian''s clothes have been washed and are still drying. Bamboo son, why don''t you get a dress for sister Tian? Don''t catch a cold."


    Songzhuer said enthusiastically, "OK, OK! I''m shorter than sister Tian, but my clothes are relatively wide. Sister Tian should be able to wear them."


    Liang Tian: "no, thanks... Er..."


    Matsushita grabbed Liang Tian''s chest before the tide ebbed and exerted slight force.


    Liang Tian shivered.


    Song Zhuer said, "well, it''s OK. It should be able to wear."


    After that, songzhuer went back to the bedroom.


    Liang Tian couldn''t stand it. It was too embarrassing. She was about to leave: "iron pillar, I suddenly have something to do. Let''s go first..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! We agreed to play mahjong together."


    Liang Tian: "I''m really busy. Bye."


    After that, she walked out, a little flustered, and then ran into Zhao Liya who came in. It turned out that songzhuer hadn''t closed the door just now because she knew Zhao Liya was coming.


    "Ah! It hurts..."


    Liang Tian was hit on her thigh by the box in Zhao Liya''s hand, which hurt so much that she almost burst into tears.


    Zhao Liya was carrying a box of mahjong and looked at Liang Tian wrapped in a bath towel. She was stunned. What happened? Iron pillar cheating? Where''s songzhuer? Come and hit someone!


    Songzhuer came out with Kumamoto''s pajamas, ran to close the door, took Liang Tian back to the living room and said, "is it hurt? Let me see."


    With that, songzhu''er lifted Liang Tian''s bath towel high. Yes, he lifted it high and directly lifted it to the waist to see his thighs.


    Liang Tian jumped away and pulled down the bath towel, thinking that there was something wrong with songzhu''er! Humiliate me?


    Li Tiezhu still didn''t see it. He went to the next room to move the table to prepare for playing mahjong.


    Songzhuer said, "it''s all right! It''s very light. Come on, sister Tian, put on your clothes and let''s play mahjong."


    Liang Tian: "


    Who wants to wear your Kumamoto bear?


    Songzhuer: "you''re welcome, wear it!"


    Then she secretly winked at Zhao Liya.


    Who is Zhao Liya? Right away.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu came out with the table and took the mahjong in Zhao Liya''s hand and poured it on the table.


    Matsushita pulled off Liang Tian''s bath towel. Liang Tian exclaimed, subconsciously going to get the bear she hated.


    Zhao Liya had a tacit understanding. She picked up Kumamoto and walked away two steps: "bamboo, this dress is too ugly. Change it?"


    Songzhu''er walked over with a bath towel: "why is it ugly? It''s very cute."


    Liang Tianguang stood there, completely confused.


    Li Tiezhu is good at playing mahjong. As soon as he looks back, white flowers swing around, but it''s too eye-catching!

 Chapter 423

    Out of human nature, Li Tiezhu looked up and down at Wei''an''s sweet sister. Only then did he think of no disrespect and quickly turned around.


    Liang Tian also reacted slowly and covered the key with her hand, but she didn''t dare to speak.


    On the other side, songzhuer and Zhao Liya argued endlessly.


    Liang Tian wanted to cry without tears: "give me your clothes..."


    Zhao Liya: "this one doesn''t look good. I''ll choose one for my sister."


    Songzhuer took Zhao Liya to the bedroom: "I think you can choose flowers."


    They went into the bedroom and closed the doors.


    In the living room, only Li Tiezhu, who dared not look directly at him, and Liang Tian, who did not exist, were left. The atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.


    In the bedroom, Zhao Liya whispered, "are we doing this to humiliate Liang Tian or create opportunities for her? What are you thinking? Isn''t this leading wolves into the house and helping tyrants?"


    Song Zhuer Leng hum: "the big Aries who came to the door don''t eat for nothing! It depends on whether Li Tiezhu likes it or not. I can only help him here."


    Zhao Liya: "you are so abnormal..."


    The door was pushed open, and the naked Liang Tian rushed in: "give me clothes or pajamas. What''s the matter with you two? Bully me?"


    It''s clear.


    Song Zhuer was more direct: "don''t you just want Li Tiezhu to see it? Let''s help you!"


    Zhao Liya naturally stood on the side of songzhuer: "didn''t he rush up?"


    Liang Tian: "I... he and I are just friends."


    Matsushita: "really? I don''t believe it."


    Zhao Liya: "I don''t believe it either."


    Liang Tian forked his waist: "what are you saying... I haven''t helped him less in recent months. Is it appropriate for you to do this to me?"


    Songzhu''er took Liang Tian to sit by the bed and said, "don''t be angry, sister Tian. We really don''t want to bully you. I like you very much, but the key depends on whether tie Zhu likes you or not."


    Liang Tian was stunned: "what do you mean?"


    Matsushita: "Eighteen iron pillars."


    Liang Tian: "isn''t he nineteen?"


    Songzhuer: "I said centimeter."


    Liang Tian: "er..."


    Zhao Liya blushed and left Kumamoto and ran out of the room.


    She didn''t understand what songzhuer meant. She couldn''t help falling into meditation and forgetting that she was naked.


    Songzhu''er appreciated the sweetness of Liang from a close distance and exclaimed:


    "Wow ~"


    "Huh? Ah... Give me clothes..."


    "My clothes are not very good-looking, or I''ll play mahjong like this?"


    "You... Crazy? What are you doing? Let go of me..."


    "I''ll check the goods for Tiezhu..."


    "Ah..."


    E up


    In the living room, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya sat at the mahjong table, waiting impatiently. They are fine, not very embarrassed. Zhao Liya is thick skinned and black. She doesn''t care what happened just now. Li Tiezhu thinks that Zhao Liya doesn''t know he saw Liang Tian.


    Li Tiezhu: "does it take so long to change clothes?"


    Zhao Liya: "I guess I''m talking about things."


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you stop playing mahjong? It''s two o''clock..."


    He was afraid that he would be embarrassed with sister Tian later. After all, he accidentally saw it.


    Zhao Liya said, "fight! Fight all night."


    Then, songzhu''er came out of the bedroom, arrogant, one meter eight.


    Liang Tian, dressed in Kumamoto, followed, biting her lower lip slightly. She was so clever and terrible.


    Zhao Liya narrowed her eyes in an instant. There''s a problem!


    Seeing Liang Tian, Li Tiezhu was embarrassed and said, "didn''t sister Tian say something? Let''s go back and have a rest first."


    Liang Tian blushed: "HMM."


    Song Zhuer: "well, what? Well, sister Tian, didn''t you say you like playing mahjong?"


    Liang Tian''s eyes dodged: "yes! I like playing mahjong."


    Matsushita pointed, "go! Take your wine and sit next to the iron pillar."


    "Oh!"


    Songzhuer handed Zhao Liya a tin of beer, then picked up a bottle of Erguotou, lost a straw, drank it directly, then sat opposite Li Tiezhu and began to play mahjong.


    The bloody battle began.


    At the end of the first one, Liang Tian shivered and begged songzhuer for mercy: "don''t do this. Please!"


    Matsushita: "why? Can''t you afford to lose?"


    Liang Tian wants to cry without tears, so she can only lower her head silently and endure her discomfort.


    By the time Di eight laps, Liang Tian had lost eight times in a row, his eyes were full of tears, and his hands were shaking.


    Seeing that the situation was wrong, Zhao Liya ran and went back to bed.


    When Zhao Liya left, there were only three people left.


    Li Tiezhu also wants not to fight.


    But song Zhuer said, "ask sister Tian. After all, people are so kind to you that you won''t accompany you to play mahjong in the end?"


    Li Tiezhu: "sister Tian, it''s almost three o''clock. Why don''t you do it today?"


    Liang Tian looked at Matsushita: "what do you say, bamboo?"


    Matsushita: "Tiezhu asked you. What do you think I''m doing?"


    Liang Tianwei looked at Tiezhu wrongfully: "let''s continue to fight! Hiss ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you not feeling well?"


    Liang Tian: "


    Matsushita: "no! She''s very comfortable. She plays cards..."


    E lower


    The next day, on the plane back to Kyoto, Li Tiezhu finally couldn''t help complaining about songzhuer: "look what you did! Sister Tian took care of me so much, but you... Bullied others. Is this appropriate?"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... She likes to be bullied by me! Can you blame me?"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. Indeed, she didn''t dare to think about this kind of thing. She was very afraid to think about it. Obviously, sister Tian could choose to leave, but she didn''t


    Finally, Li Tiezhu can only say, "don''t do this in the future. Just bully lengba."


    Matsushita grinned and didn''t answer. He thought, I have a dog leg at school. Sooner or later... The zoo can keep some wild animals as well as pillar animals! For example, big Aries and two dogs are delicious stews.


    After returning to Kyoto, Li Tiezhu was busy again.


    The title of the runner up of "I am a singer" soon passed, but Li Tiezhu''s new song continues to dominate the list.


    Li Tiezhu took the time to record a new album. Unlike last year, these new songs this year are very complete. Liang Xiaobo and his team will be invited to record them.


    Therefore, the new album was released soon and the sales were very hot.


    After recording the song, Li Tiezhu was busy with the exam. In the first semester, he missed more classes because of "I am a singer", so he worked very hard to prepare for the exam.


    However, with the help of Mr. Lu Bo, Li Tiezhu passed all his exams.


    On January 30, 2018, the school had a holiday, and the students went their own way.


    Li Tiezhu is also ready to go to the crew. Soldier assault is about to start.


    However, before that, he has to go to a program, Lu Yu''s appointment, arranged by Zhang Xiaomeng.


    It''s said that it''s because Li Tiezhu has become popular too fast in the past year, won the title with a good voice, set a record for a new album, ranked second as a singer, Mr. 5 billion and the best newcomer of the Golden Dragon Film Festival... In short, Li Tiezhu doesn''t feel it himself, but for the outside world, he is already a phenomenal performance!


    Let alone compare with newcomers, even with some big guys, Li Tiezhu is not down. The most terrible thing is that he is now the top stream, which is smaller than the flow of fresh meat.


    Therefore, Phoenix station sent several invitations to Li Tiezhu. Zhang Xiaomeng pushed and pushed again. He didn''t have to make arrangements until Li Tiezhu finished the exam.


    Because the status of this station is different, whether you can go or not, don''t offend others. Besides, going to this program itself is a high-quality publicity for Li Tiezhu.


    The Weibo of Fenghuang station announced two days ago that Li Tiezhu would be on Lu Yu''s appointment. Li Tiezhu @ was also, but he didn''t have a Weibo account.


    However, the news was immediately hit by a hot search.


    Because everyone is looking forward to it. Is Li Tiezhu, a straight iron man, going to fencing with a big head doll? The winner is still unknown!


    The comment area is very lively:


    "Expect Li Tiezhu to punish big head dolls!"


    "I''m optimistic about Lu Yu!"


    "Anyone who has seen Li Tiezhu against the host will not be optimistic about Lu Yu."


    "In addition to asking neuropathy questions, Lu Yu has no attack power?"


    "Li Tiezhu will never let us down!"


    "Looking forward to..."


    "I just want to know why Lu Yu wants to invite Li Tiezhu?"


    "Only Xingye can punish Li Tiezhu!"


    On the afternoon of January 31, Li Tiezhu, accompanied by Zhang Xiaomeng, came to Fenghuang platform to meet Lu Yu.


    After shaking his hand, Lu Yu said with emotion: "I didn''t think you looked ugly on TV before, iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu: "right? You too. Your head is really big. You will lose face later in the stage, right?"


    Lu Yu: "it''s not very big. It''s the reason for my hairstyle."


    Li Tiezhu insisted: "no! It has nothing to do with the hair style. It''s really big and huge."


    Lu Yu: "wow..."


    After a little acquaintance and a cordial conversation, the program recording began.


    Li Tiezhu and Lu Yu sat on two sofas respectively.


    A few days later, the title of the program was "Lu Yuyou Li Tiezhu: what music taught me".


    After the opening, there is a short VCR and music by Li Tiezhu.


    Interspersed with Lu Yu''s statement, she said to the camera: "I saw iron pillar for the first time today. He was very straightforward, which I didn''t expect."


    Barrage:


    "Really? I don''t believe it!"


    "Wow ~"


    "Did he say your head is big? So straightforward?"


    "I must have said it. Li Tiezhu is so simple that he dare not say anything?"


    "Just know that Tiezhu is straightforward? Lu Yu, don''t you surf the Internet?"


    Lu Yu continued: "he became famous early because he worked on the construction site, so he is very mature, only 19 years old, but he is very responsible."


    Barrage:


    "How mature?"


    "Poor children are in charge early!"


    Lu Yu: "he has become the first person in today''s Chinese music world, but he is still modest and low-key."


    Picture transferred to Li Tiezhu:


    "I know! Some people say that my debut depends on selling miserably, my fame depends on hype, my album depends on penguins, and my film depends on relationships. All right, in a sense, there are indeed these factors. I don''t think there is anything wrong."


    Lu Yu: "so, don''t you think they ignored your efforts when they said so about you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? I didn''t try hard at all. I just wrote, sang and became popular. If I guest starred in two films, it would be 5 billion at the box office and won the Rookie Award. I''m busy with variety shows and falling in love all day. How can I have the opportunity to work hard?"


    Lu Yu: "ah? Really? I don''t believe it."


    Li Tiezhu: "believe it or not, it''s none of my business?"


    Lu Yu: "wow..."


    She was silent, and Li Tiezhu didn''t speak. He didn''t feel embarrassed. Instead, the few audience felt great embarrassment.


    Lu Yu thought for a long time and said, "no one can succeed casually. There must be a sad story behind you. The success of the entertainment industry is extremely difficult."


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    Lu Yu: "you don''t want to say, do you? You are the kind of person who is neither hard nor tired to express. Because of the hardships of childhood, you don''t want others to sympathize with you, do you? Even, you prefer others to misunderstand you and envy you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "so, do you make this program... On the spot?"


    Lu Yu: "was I right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Lu Yu looked at the camera and stated, "everyone says Li Tiezhu is a rustic and rough man. In fact, his heart is very delicate and even a little fragile. Therefore, he had to wear heavy armor, even if it would be misunderstood..."


    Li Tiezhu: "aunt? Aunt? Are you interviewing me? Are you sure you''re not talking nonsense?"


    Lu Yu: "I have seen through your disguise."


    Li Tiezhu: "see through a hammer! You are obviously making up nonsense. Is your program too irresponsible?"


    Zi


    Snowflake effect, stop the stage.


    Barrage:


    "Really can''t brain tonic!"


    "Li Tiezhu super Versailles."


    "Be reasonable. Li Tiezhu really didn''t work hard. He''s a talent..."


    "The host has a lot of inner drama."


    "Li Tiezhu is really tough. Aunt, you''re making it up..."


    "I''m so happy."


    "How did such a person become a host?"


    "Serious brother, teach her to be a man."


    Lu Yu appeared in the camera again and said, "the interview was not going well. Li Tiezhu was too sensitive. So later, I adjusted my way and talked to him in a submissive way.


    The picture goes back to the program.


    Lu Yu raised his hand and surrendered: "OK! No dispute. There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. In this program, you just need to be the most real yourself. Remove all the disguises!"


    Li Tiezhu: "really?"


    Lu Yu: "yes! We are just two friends chatting. There is no need to be too formal."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not familiar with you, but it''s best not to pretend."


    With that, Li Tiezhu broke off a banana and ate it with a big mouthful.


    Lu Yu: "did you have any fruit when you were a child? I mean when you were in the countryside."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, there were many fruit trees in my hometown at that time. Plum, peach, mulberry and raspberry... The best food was land melon."


    Lu Yu: "why do you use land to grow fruit trees in such a poor village? Can''t you grow food?"


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes and said, "grow grain in your yard?"


    Lu Yu: "why not?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you keep fish in your bathtub?"

 Chapter 424

    Lu Yu: "why should I raise fish in the bathtub? The bathtub is a place to take a bath!"


    Li Tiezhu: "then why should we grow food in the yard? The yard is where we live."


    Lu Yu: "but you can''t afford to eat."


    Li Tiezhu: "who told you that we can''t afford to eat? We''re just poor and have no money to spend. If you have a tree for money, I''ll plant it not only in the yard, but also on my ancestral grave! Good luck!"


    Lu Yu: "but I heard that I can''t afford to eat until the land is contracted."


    Li Tiezhu: "I was born in 1998."


    Lu Yu: "wow..."


    Li Tiezhu: "haven''t you been to the countryside?"


    Lu Yu: "yes, how do you know? Are the sanitary conditions in your rural areas particularly poor? You don''t pay much attention to personal hygiene?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! We take a bath once a year. Every family has a dog. When we take a bath, we wet the dog and rub the back! If we rub it to death, we will raise it again next year. We never wash clothes. First, we can''t afford washing powder, and second, we are afraid that the washing machine will break down."


    Lu Yu: "really? I don''t believe it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t believe it, why don''t you ask an egg? Don''t ask questions about the countryside. You don''t understand! You see, you ask like a three-year-old child asking his grandpa. Can I eat a candied gourd as big as your head? Grandpa can only say, eat, eat two! Because he knows that his grandson doesn''t understand anything. The questions he asks are naive and playful, and grandpa doesn''t bother to explain."


    Lu Yu: "wow..."


    There was a roar of laughter from the audience. Li Tiezhu was still so sharp!


    Plain and sharp... The only one.


    Barrage:


    "Big head baby, this is a lack of common sense!"


    "Li Tiezhu is only 19. How miserable can he be in the countryside in his childhood? He can''t afford to eat anyway."


    "Serious brother scolded!"


    "Where''s the curse? Isn''t it true?"


    "Indeed, the grandson knows nothing!"


    "I''m special. Who says Tiezhu''s IQ is low? I''m anxious with him!"


    "Is that what a fool can say?"


    "How could it be a fool to write so many classic songs?"


    "Genius is always different."


    "Who told me that a big head is smart? Look for yourself."


    "Lu Yu felt his head grow again."


    Li Tiezhu is not born to say so. In fact, he is still a stupid man. How systematic! When Lu Yu''s questions and attitude are obviously "unfriendly", the "mind damage skill" is automatically turned on.


    After Li Tiezhu said "Grandpa is too lazy to explain", the scene fell into an embarrassing silence again.


    When the picture was broadcast, Lu Yu''s only son stated: "I can see that Li Tiezhu will be very aggressive when the topic involves his tragic childhood! However, this just proves that he is not easy. Therefore, even if he sometimes doesn''t speak very friendly, I try to be tolerant. Moreover, I try to find some topics that can make him confident and happy."


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.


    "What''s wrong with you?"


    "There is no one to interpret this forcibly. Li Tiezhu has no problem."


    "Big head is a real evil."


    "This program turned out to be a comedy program..."


    "Just look at the host. He''s not polite at all."


    "Especially the interview with Zhou Xingxing..."


    "Eh? Lu Yu > Zhou Xingxing > Li Tiezhu > Lu Yu?"


    "Mutual restraint!"


    "It depends on whether the serious brother can kill the big head this time."


    In fact, the scene was cold for a long time. Lu Yu didn''t know what to say. He was a little unhappy and stunned.


    Li Tiezhu felt nothing. He peeled an orange again. It tastes a little sour.


    The audience was embarrassed.


    The on-site director raised several storyboards to extricate Lu.


    At the time of broadcasting, the cold scenes were cut off. Lu Yu smiled and said, "you are the star with the shortest career time I have interviewed. Generally, I only interview big names and old artists. Do you know why I want to interview you? I personally named you to invite you."


    Li Tiezhu: "is the program ratings too poor? Many programs invite me because of this. I can raise the ratings."


    Lu Yu: "in fact, the ratings are not bad."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not very good, is it?"


    The audience began to applaud and did a good job.


    Lu Yu: "it has nothing to do with the ratings. It''s just that you''ve been too good for more than a year! In all aspects, you''re the most topical person now. I''ve done my homework and divided it into four topic sections, namely music, variety, film and television and life. Which one do you want to talk about first?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "ask me? Didn''t you plan the program well? Was it too hasty?"


    Lu Yu said with a smile, "it''s mainly about your interests. Let''s talk about music first. You went to the talent show with your friends, and then you won the championship. What was your mood at that time?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you have a language problem with this sentence. Is it my mood when I accompanied my friends to the draft, or my mood when I won the championship?"


    Lu Yu: "talk about it."


    Li Tiezhu: "before the competition, I thought, who is serious? After winning the championship, I found that... It''s really fragrant."


    Lu Yu: "how fragrant?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve made money, become famous and have a girlfriend. For me, these three points may not be achieved in my life."


    Lu Yu: "it''s impossible. You''re so talented. Why don''t you have a girlfriend? Didn''t you fall in love when you were at school?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Lu Yu with silly eyes: "how can I have time? I''ll move bricks after school. Doesn''t falling in love delay my work? Moreover, I always think girls are very boring creatures. They always cry and talk strangely. They always want to rub your treat. It''s very annoying."


    Lu Yu: "what kind of girls are you most annoyed with?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I hate those who don''t talk well. No matter what you say, she either doesn''t believe it or wow. I''m not talking about you!"


    Lu Yu: "wow... Well... As far as I know, you didn''t show musical talent or even have much contact during middle school. How did you write so many original music during the competition?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to his skull: "copy! Copy all the songs in it. At the beginning, if you can''t use staff, you can use simplified music. Because it is an absolute sound sense, you can basically copy them accurately."


    Lu Yu: "really? I don''t believe it! How can you have so many songs in your head?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t explain."


    The grandson doesn''t understand anything. Grandpa doesn''t bother to explain.


    Lu Yu: "last year, after you were eliminated, you sang the famous TikTok Series in the live voice," were you angry?


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK! I know what you really want to ask. Do you want to know whether yehenara and Wang Feng deliberately eliminated me?"


    Lu Yu: "I didn''t say that, but you can talk if you want to."


    Obscene!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care: "it''s already clear that they eliminated me for their own interests. There''s nothing to avoid. Mr. Wang Feng later admitted that he was very magnanimous. Therefore, I used a live crosstalk show and royal engine The song responded, and finally came back from the resurrection competition, and finally won the championship. If my strength is poor and I am eliminated, I will have no complaints, but if someone wants to bully me, I will definitely retaliate! "


    Lu Yu: "you mean revenge? Not the neutral word of response and counterattack?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why do you want neutral words? If someone gives me a punch and I slap back, it''s called response. If someone gives me a punch and I give him ten punches, it''s called revenge! Moreover, as we all know, I don''t remember revenge, and I revenge on the spot."


    Lu Yu: "wow... However, Chinese civilization emphasizes peace and harmony. Aren''t you afraid of having a bad impact on fans?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s right to love peace, but you should understand the real connotation wrong."


    "Oh?"


    "Crossing the Yalu River is a love of peace, and hosting the 18 nation prisoner of war Olympic Games is even more a love of peace. But being beaten within the border is not a love of peace! If my fans swallow their anger when bullied, I will look down on him because he has not won dignity for himself. In the face of bullying, you can lose, but you can''t admit defeat."


    Pop pop


    The audience applauded warmly, and others were cheering.


    Li Tiezhu''s fire is all open, and the big head is in danger!


    Lu Yu asked, "your first album sold a record, and your latest new album sold a record last week. It can be said that you are the hottest singer in the Chinese music world. So, what do you think of your music literacy? If it''s ten, how do you score yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if it''s purely from a professional point of view, three points, no more."


    Lu Yu: "don''t you have a six point pass line? But you''re so hot."


    Li Tiezhu: "what about fire? Now there are more people in the music world. It''s quite hot! Luhani''s fire? It''s better than me. Four points are the top of the sky. There are nine points and ten points. It''s quiet and unknown. If legend is not sung by the queen of heaven, Li Zijian won''t be so popular now."


    Lu Yu: "you name Luhani in front of the people of the whole country. Aren''t you afraid he''s unhappy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "your TV station can''t watch it in China. Besides, he can''t beat me... We have a good relationship. I take him as an example to say that most singers in the music world are not too professional. Those who are really professional are either concentrating on music or behind the scenes."


    Lu Yu: "is this healthy? No one knows about the professional, but the non professional is very popular."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not healthy, but it''s normal. Everyone has a misunderstanding that the Chinese music world is an art circle, but it''s not. Symphony and Piano circles are professional, but the Chinese music world is not. At least pop music is not. It''s a business circle. Pop music is a commodity!"


    Lu Yu: "wow... Really? I don''t believe it!"


    Li Tiezhu has long understood these principles. Zhang Xiaomeng, lengba, songzhuer and others are utilitarian personalities. They don''t regard this circle as an art circle at all, that is, a circle for making money.


    In the past, Li Tiezhu did not have the opportunity to express. Second, he did not have passive skill blessing, and he didn''t speak clearly.


    Li Tiezhu: "Just like your program, it is a commodity, not a work of art. At best, it is an art commodity. Therefore, you need the broadcast rate and advertisement implantation, otherwise you will lose, and you will not do the program. Moreover, the biggest feature of the commodity is that it may not be the most professional, but it is the favorite of consumers. For example, you are the host of the program, not the best More professional and more talkative others, because you have your characteristics and can impress consumers. "


    Lu Yu: "you mean I''m not professional?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Lu Yu: "

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    For a moment, Lu Yu was a little flustered. For the first time, she met someone who said to her face that she was unprofessional. Say angry, really angry, but Li Tiezhu gave himself three points. He said you were not very professional and didn''t seem to mean to slander.


    Because Li Tiezhu''s eyes are especially sincere, as if he were as sincere as saying your head is big.


    The audience couldn''t help laughing, and the barrage was even higher:


    "Li Tiezhu, heroes think alike!"


    "Being reasonable and serious is really true."


    "His position is really low, so he never plays big cards."


    "Music is not an art circle. It''s in place."


    "Therefore, the person who advertises royal music is still mixing the pop music world in the final analysis."


    "It''s really ironic."


    "Li Tiezhu, who is very popular, also admits that his professional ability is insufficient, but some regard himself as an art master..."


    "What''s the last name in Chinese music?"


    "Last name life?"


    "Bah! LSP!"


    Lu Yu: "what kind of host do you think is called professional?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not the host. How do I know?"


    Lu Yu: "do you think you are a professional singer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Of course not! I''m a singer. I used to be a performer before I put it on. I''m just lucky to write some good songs. Everyone just likes to listen to them. That''s all. The real singers should be teachers like Tengger, Mao min and Han Hong. Their professional skills and attainments are really not comparable to those of ordinary singers, I''m older than you and Zhao Xiangzhong. I''m like a blacksmith. I play sickles and hoes. They sell well, and they are masters of sword casting. "


    Lu Yu: "in other words, you and I are the same kind of people. We bring entertainment to the audience. They are higher and bring real art."


    On this thought, Lu Yu was not so angry. It would be great if he could be more popular and less professional.


    Li Tiezhu said: "obviously, we are a kind of people, that is, those who are popular with the audience. They don''t need too good professional ability, but can also produce good results."


    Lu Yu nodded deeply. Yes, I have my own aura.


    Li Tiezhu added: "the most important thing is that our foundation is too poor to become real professionals for a lifetime."


    Lu Yu choked: "


    My foundation is not bad! I learned it, not like you.


    Without realizing it, Li Tiezhu said, "so what I can do is write more songs. I don''t have to sing these songs myself. It may be better to sing them to better people."


    Lu Yu: "but they all say you are a genius. If you work hard, you should be able to reach the level of a top singer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s impossible! My ''talent'' is only limited to writing songs, and singing is far from good. In addition, I personally don''t like music so much, just because I make money... In the future, I will develop towards film and television and variety arts, and my energy is limited. After all, a person who is not a true lover can''t become a top expert."


    Lu Yu: "your words hurt the whole music world, you know? You don''t like it very much. You write songs to make money, and then you sweep the music world and press all the singers down. Is that appropriate?"


    Li Tiezhu: "so, in the future, I will concentrate on variety shows and film and television. If I try my best to write songs and sing, wouldn''t it be more bullying?"


    Lu Yu: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu added: "I don''t like being bullied or bullying others."


    Crazy!


    Lu Yu can only say, "wow ~"


    She felt as if she had been stabbed in the heart. How can someone pretend to force me on my program without limit? But what he seems to say is also true.


    In the first year and a half, two albums and dozens of songs swept the whole music world. For a long time, many songs were cruel and dominated the list, which made the old and new people in the music world out of breath, and many new people were abused and cried.


    It can be said that Li Tiezhu''s debut is the peak, almost invincible.


    Li Tiezhu: "my music professional ability is not very good. It seems that you can''t talk anymore. Let''s change the topic."


    Lu Yu: "OK, let''s talk about variety shows. Many singers or stars don''t go to variety shows. Why are you on the contrary? According to the statistics of the program team, you have been to various variety shows, including super good voice and I am a singer In the past year and a half, there have been more than 50 episodes. Do you know the concept? That is, you have a variety show every ten days. Why? "


    Li Tiezhu thought, "if I don''t go to the variety show, I won''t come here today."


    Lu Yu: "ah? What do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why do I often go to variety shows? You didn''t invite me? Why do you invite me instead of others? You know better than me?"


    Lu Yu: "because you are popular, because you have gimmicks, which can improve the ratings and program effect?"


    Li Tiezhu: "then you invited me. What''s the picture?"


    Lu Yu: "because the audience wants to see it, they have been looking forward to you for a long time. They always leave me messages..."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s right! The audience is the uncle. They love watching."


    Lu Yu: "however, there are still many star audiences who love to watch, but they can''t invite them. They are busy improving their professionalism and preparing works. Don''t you have any trouble in this regard?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not at all, because I''m not professional in anything, but I''m the most professional in variety shows. Because I''m good at doing things. At first, it''s not because of songs, but because Qin Tao and I did stupid things."


    Lu Yu: "did you do this on purpose? For red."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s just a coincidence that we didn''t know the camera was secretly photographing us. Mr. Guo said he really wanted to take me as an apprentice, and Mr. Yu Qian also said that Qin Tao and I were born with a funny temperament, so I was very professional in variety shows."


    Lu Yu: "can you make the audience laugh with one sentence?"


    Li Tiezhu: "your request is naive and a little playful. You can laugh at me. Lu Yu wants to see it!"


    This stupid grandson wants such a big laugh!


    The audience laughed instantly, spontaneously, even the people in the director group were happy.


    Lu Yu was a little confused: "eh? Really! Why are you so powerful."


    After talking about variety shows, Lu Yu began to talk about film and television again. Li Tiezhu''s steel head hammer was never soft.


    "They invited me to play, so I went. What are you afraid of? Real actors can''t play. One, two, three, four, five, six, ABCDEFG..."


    "What do I have to do with the $5 billion box office? Except for the rabbit, those two films are rubbed. Hey, it''s just fun!"


    "Xingye really asked me to be a man, a new movie. Why did you ask me? You ask him to go."


    "What''s the pressure of making your own TV series? There''s no pressure."


    "Penguin film and television is really very helpful to me, but they don''t have any other options! You say a multiple-choice question and ask you to choose a, a, or A. what do you choose?"


    "The best newcomer award is an encouragement, not a spur. Who is going to win the award for making a film? Of course, make the box office first!"


    "Say I''m not good at acting? If I''m good at acting, why should I go to Nortel? The tuition is still so expensive."


    The film and television soon finished talking, because Lu Yu was hated miserably for every sentence. He really couldn''t think of any more tricky problems, so the topic jumped to life again.


    Lu Yu was sharp again in an instant: "were you beaten when you were a child?"


    Li Tiezhu: "suffer, often bullied."


    "I mean, did your parents hit you?"


    "No, my parents are reluctant to beat me because I have been bullied enough outside."


    "Wow... I envy you."


    "Hum? Do you envy me being beaten when I was a child? You haven''t been beaten? It''s reasonable to say... You shouldn''t!"


    "I mean, your parents don''t beat you. Can you kill pigs?"


    "Yes."


    "Did you often eat meat when you were a child? I think you are so strong."


    "Not often."


    "Why? Isn''t the meat delicious?"


    "No, it''s to protect animals. They only live once."


    "Er... But you still kill pigs! Besides, shouldn''t it be because you were poor and couldn''t afford meat when you were a child?"


    "Oh! You know."


    The audience applauded again. Really, the host can''t get used to it, otherwise she can ask you questions about life. Fortunately, my serious brother''s answer is always so crooked and evil. I don''t give her a chance.


    The barrage also praised Li Tiezhu:


    "God, what''s the problem? Isn''t the meat delicious?"


    "Is this a question people ask?"


    "I was often beaten when I was a child. Wow, I envy you."


    "Lu Yu, there is something wrong with this brain circuit."


    "Li Tiezhu, good job!"


    Lu Yu added, "the time when your mother died should be the most difficult time? How did you survive? Ordinary people are afraid that they would have collapsed long ago?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s very difficult, but you can''t die? Then you can only live."


    Lu Yu: "your mother would be very happy if she knew your achievements today?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, why are you unhappy? Is she going to cry?


    Lu Yu: "is it possible to cry? Tears of joy!"


    Li Tiezhu, my mother doesn''t have so much shit. She must be happy every day if she wants to live.


    Lu Yu did not give Li Tiezhu the opportunity to speak, looked at the camera and concluded: "I believe that the sum of happiness and sadness in a person''s life is the same. How much pain he has experienced, how much happiness he can gain."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it: "you''re too naive. Your head is so big. Do you think the problem is so simple?"


    Lu Yu: "am I wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you just haven''t been beaten by life. Some people only have sadness."


    Lu Yu: "really? I don''t believe it!"


    Li Tiezhu: do you believe it or not


    The audience began to applaud again. What a believer. I hope every time Lu Yu says this, the guests will answer like this.


    Lu Yu had to change the subject again, a sensitive topic: "the first time you met songzhuer was on a program, wasn''t it? Did you fall in love at first sight? You didn''t graduate at that time, so was it puppy love?"


    Li Tiezhu thought carefully about how to answer. Don''t teach bad children.


    Lu Yu directly concluded: "thus, the most unexpected love affair of this century appeared. The secular vision and rules did not bind their good feelings for each other... They attracted each other, crossed all difficulties and obstacles, and finally came together."


    Li Tiezhu tilted his head and wondered: why don''t we know there are still difficulties? Have I lost my memory? It''s not that we fall in love, okay, so it''s that simple model?


    Lu Yu: "have you ever thought about getting married? Will songzhuer have children?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if it''s not infertility, as a woman, bamboo should have this function!"


    What did you ask?


    She can still be the host of this program. It''s also... Something!

 Chapter 426

    Lu Yu''s most distinctive feature may be her attention, always paying attention to the most sand sculpture: "why do you say infertility? Did any of your ancestors have this history? Worried about heredity?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I think infertility should not be inherited."


    "Really? I don''t believe it."


    "Do you believe it or not? Infertility can''t even give birth to children. It''s inherited?"


    "Oh! Yes! You are so clever!"


    "I said, sister, do you have such a big head to play with? I''m a well-known fool. When I come to your program, I have to give you IQ poverty alleviation. I''m not rich! God sprinkles wisdom all over the world, but he gives you an umbrella!"


    Lu Yu suddenly smiled: "hahaha... I found you interesting. You answered all the questions very seriously. I didn''t ask so seriously."


    Li Tiezhu: "shouldn''t you? Of course you should answer carefully when you take the money to the program. Aren''t you serious?"


    Lu Yu: "actually, I''ve been distracted for a lot of time, so I always ask strange questions. Sometimes I laugh when I watch the program."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you think you are very humorous?"


    Lu Yu: "right? Everyone says so."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Suddenly I felt a burst of fatigue. Li Tiezhu was a little confused. What fun is this?


    The director also noticed. He quickly raised his sign and proposed that everyone have a rest and go to the bathroom to hiss.


    Li Tiezhu saw that a staff member picked up Lu Yu and went backstage. He was also invited.


    Then he saw Lu Yu drinking glucose and honey water there.


    A little director said to Li Tiezhu: "she has anorexia, so if the hosting time is too long, it is easy to have hypoglycemia..."


    Li Tiezhu realized that it was true that she was often distracted.


    But anorexia?


    I''m afraid the food on your TV station is too bad? If you want me to be a cook, I can cultivate her into Han Hong.


    A few minutes later, Lu Yu calmed down and said to Li Tiezhu, "I''m sorry! In fact, my head is not big, but my body is too thin..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it doesn''t matter. You are really too thin. You should eat more delicious food. However, a big head has nothing to do with your body. Your head is really big! Have you measured your circumference?"


    That''s it!


    Lu Yu: "er... Let''s continue to record the program."


    Of course, the half-way break will be cut off, so it looks like a seamless connection when the program is broadcast.


    Make complaints about bullet screen comments.


    "The host''s question is too jumping?"


    "It''s not relevant at all."


    "I was just infertile, and now I suddenly have a baby."


    "Li Tiezhu is really the top. He dares to say anything."


    Originally, after Lu Yu returned, he asked Li Tiezhu, "I heard that your father is going to have a baby?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my father is a man. He can''t have children. His new wife has children."


    Lu Yu: "all the same, men and women?"


    Of course, Li Tiezhu knows it''s a boy. He goes to the relationship inspection in the town. Of course, he knows men and women, but what can he say? Of course not! Breaking the law.


    Li Tiezhu is stupid, not stupid.


    He said, "I haven''t been born yet. How do I know it''s male or female?"


    Lu Yu: "ah? Don''t you know?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    You know I can''t say anything! Isn''t that fatal? Zhang Xiaomeng and song Zhuer have been specially instructed. We can''t say this. Songzhuer describes it like this. Even if you admit that you have a cat named lengba, you can''t admit that your brother is a man.


    It''s hard to understand, but it always makes sense.


    Lu Yu: "then why would you let your father marry again? What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why? Let him die alone?"


    Lu Yu: "why do you want to be reborn when you marry again?"


    Li Tiezhu''s righteous words: "respond to the national call! Actively participate in the cause of the second child and contribute to the rejuvenation of the motherland''s population."


    Lu Yu: "wow ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "are you married? Have you had children?"


    Lu Yu: "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "then you are holding back the whole Chinese nation! In the future, the serious aging and lack of labor force are entirely the inaction of you people!"


    Lu Yu was a little hypoglycemic again: "then... How many will you have with pine bamboo in the future?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have money and am not afraid of fines. I want to have several students."


    Lu Yu suddenly thought, "do you think women are fertility machines? This is male chauvinism and unfair."


    Li Tiezhu saw that the director below had raised his card "don''t pull the female fist". He smiled and said, "aunt, please eat fish when you are free."


    Lu Yu: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I think you are very picky."


    The current issue of Lu Yu''s appointment is not very harmonious. Sometimes the two people have a needle against Mai Mang, but the needle is harder than Mai mang. Li Tiezhu never disappoints people. However, at last, they also had some places to talk about speculation.


    Therefore, at the urging of the director group, Lu Yu asked two more painless questions.


    Lu Yu: "aren''t you afraid to rush into the street when you make a TV series with military themes such as soldier assault? No one watches anything..."


    Li Tiezhu: "there are a lot of creamy peanuts, small fresh meat and even old fresh meat on the market, but are they really so cute? I don''t think so! I personally firmly believe that Chinese men prefer hard men with iron bones, and it doesn''t matter if they are ugly."


    Lu Yu: "what if you fall in love with this play?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if no one watches this play, who will patrol and guard the frontier for China? If no one watches this play, it''s not me who lost, it''s us."


    We are the whole nation and country.


    Lu Yu didn''t understand: "it''s nothing if you lose. Penguins support you so much. You can come again after you jump."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "come again, I''m afraid it''s another hundred years."


    Lu Yu: "ah???"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t explain. Then Lu Yu asked a few questions casually. The program ended.


    But... She seems a little unwilling.


    Direct injection of barrage:


    "Oh! The sample is not convinced?"


    "Serious brother can kill her."


    "Finally, the problem of men''s and women''s boxing is really a little disgusting."


    "The population problem is so serious that it''s still pretending to force..."


    "Lu Yu is still good. The mistake is that he met Li Tiezhu."


    "Anyway, Li Tiezhu is brave."


    "What I said today is the truth!"


    "Music is a business circle, tut tut..."


    "We lost. We are very heavy!"


    "The big head said he would come again if it was a big deal. Tut tut... What kind of host is this?"


    "Men understand?"


    "A hundred years of reincarnation, I''m afraid there won''t be such a good chance next time."


    "Falling down is a death. People are not fools. They will give you another chance?"


    "Lu Yu''s bag is good. Is it LV? I asked my men''s ticket to buy one for me."


    "Why is Li Tiezhu so popular? It all depends on my Xiao Zhan to support him."


    "So ugly and still be a star?"


    "Has anyone watched the military theme? My brothers have so many TV dramas waiting for me..."


    "See?"


    "See!"


    "Yes! There''s no next chance."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know how much repercussions he could cause from his last program. In fact, he just regarded it as a "walking hole". However, it happened that this program was popular and even exploded.


    Of course, this is a few days later. Public opinion pushed Li Tiezhu to the peak again.


    There are probably two factions, both of which are extremely boring people, a group of fashionable and high-end petty bourgeoisie women and a group of Lou Bi''s failed working men.


    The girls, with exquisite makeup, took selfies in Starbucks and ridiculed Li Tiezhu''s attempt to make a sand sculpture TV series with military theme, which was doomed to failure.


    Another group of men in various uniforms, in the ten yuan fast food restaurant, talked about how Li Tiezhu''s new play would go against the sky.


    There was no intersection between the two sides, but someone deliberately gathered the photos and remarks on both sides, and finally formed a huge impact.


    That night, the Internet curse war began.


    Some people say that the consumers in the ten yuan fast food restaurant are always men, and the women in Starbucks are women who pick up girls. Others say that if you can''t afford to go to Starbucks, you have no right to mate, no qualification to pick up girls, and the bottom of mankind doesn''t deserve to have offspring. Others say that Starbucks is instant coffee. It''s really cheap to drink high-grade coffee.


    Wang Dashao was one of those who supported Li Tiezhu. That night, he posted a short article on his microblog:


    "Starbucks? That thing can also be drunk? I''d rather eat stinky tofu and suck sad jelly than Starbucks! That''s a blasphemy against coffee! Only those who can''t afford the top coffee will go to that place to look for the so-called sense of superiority. Real nobles will never turn a blind eye to the roadside barbecue, because... It''s really delicious!"


    Drawings:


    Wang Dashao took Lin and a group of wanghong to eat roast sheep kidneys at a roadside stall.


    Then, return @ Li Tiezhu. I know you are targeted by Weibo. You don''t have a Weibo number. I just want to circle you. Come on! I wish the new play a success! Besides, there''s no money for me.


    Who knows that after Li Tiezhu built the studio, the studio had to get a Weibo number, but he didn''t send anything. After all, I really have to. I don''t really want to come to Weibo.


    At this time, he took the opportunity to respond to Wang Dashao''s support. Li Tiezhu said by the way:


    In recent days, the shooting of soldier assault has started. We don''t need Wang Dashao''s money. Bandit soldiers a, B, C and D are still short of actors. Will you come?


    Wang Dashao immediately replied:


    I''ll do it! Plus the forest dog. For the two roles, the lens should be as many as possible, and it is best to have lines.


    Lin Weibo:


    Wang Dashao has no acting skills. Don''t let him play. I''ll do it. Brother Zhu covers me, just like in infinite challenge.


    Li Tiezhu''s scarf:


    You are a bandit. I must kill you unconditionally.


    Xiao Zhan''s bib:


    Man, what do you think of me? Is it too handsome to play bandit soldiers?


    Li Tiezhu''s scarf:


    Get out! Shoot your costume drama.


    Yue Yupeng:


    Brother, can I be a guest? And Qin Tao.


    Li Tiezhu''s scarf:


    There are no animal actors in this TV play. Have a rest.


    Songzhuer:


    husband! Can I play? The shooter said there was a close-up of a female character. Look back and smile. I feel like I''m perfect.


    Li Tiezhu:


    Fuck off, you don''t deserve it.


    Lengba:


    Congratulations on opening the old wave Weibo.


    Li Tiezhu:


    They asked me to drive, otherwise the state said they rejected dissidents and controlled public opinion.


    That''s right, Li Tiezhu, tell the truth.


    Weibo officials did not dare to block Li Tiezhu, because it was because he had been rectified before that, President Jia had to come to Zhang Xiaomeng to open Weibo.


    In short, it''s been going on for a long time, almost a week.


    Anyway, the whole network knows that Li Tiezhu is going to make a new TV play. It is still an unpopular TV play with military theme. Its name is also very good. It is called "soldier assault".


    February 7.


    A week has passed since the start of soldier assault.


    Li Tiezhu is still a little melancholy standing in the small village with overlapping mountains. This mountain village is a bit like his hometown, but it is too "rich". Every family is covered with grain and pepper, which is a little too much. After all... In Xichuan, Baogu and pepper will not be stored like this. Moreover, there are only two gods qualified to hang under the eaves - bacon and sausage.


    The play originally planned to be finished on February 10 was finished three days in advance, and the producer Taohong said that the quality was very high!


    This is a high evaluation. You know, this aunt has played many good TV dramas and movies before, and later became a film producer. She has absolutely no control over the quality of the film.


    Yes, Li Tiezhu invited aunt Taohong to make the film "people in the embarrassing way". She was suspicious, so Li Tiezhu tricked her into "soldier assault".


    Call it: in this way, you can see my level in advance.


    She''s here, but Duan Yihong hasn''t come yet.


    "Are you ready?"


    "All right."


    "Where''s the recording?"


    "It''s also recorded during the shooting interval. It''s bad for the soundtrack. Your music team has also sent it. Now it''s editing and synthesizing. Tie Zhu, don''t be nervous!"


    "Aunt, can you not be nervous? This is the first play I really directed! I''m afraid of losing face."


    "I think you''re very capable. You''ve been through a lens, but what''s wrong? You''re in good order."


    "This... Anyway, I don''t have a bottom in my heart."


    "All right! The ratings of this film must be not low. The plot, acting and photography are all at a high level!"


    "Really? Thank you, aunt."


    "Why do you thank me? I care about money and quality. Thanks to you and sun Xixi, the little fat man has a good hand in photography! He can make movies. Hey! He designed the scenes of this play? It looks much better than your script!"


    "Right? I''m lucky to meet good people."


    "Nonsense! There are many bad people I met. You trampled them to death, ha ha..."


    Taohong smiled especially heartily. After all, she was trampled to death by Li Tiezhu. She also knew that she was forced by cattle in those years. Descendants of the royal family, bah!


    Li Tiezhu was a little shy: "do we really want to shoot and broadcast? I''m a little empty!"


    Taohong said, "what''s empty? Shooting and broadcasting is the best affirmation of a play. Can ordinary plays have this treatment? Besides, you play well and shoot well. What are you afraid of?"


    Li Tiezhu twisted his fingers: "I''m still afraid! I''m the star for the first time."


    Taohong: "what? You''re also one of the stars in the drug God. Although you won the best supporting role award, you''re the protagonist in the story. How many plays did you rob Xu bald head? He had a good chance to secretly complain to me that you don''t talk about martial ethics..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m talking about martial virtue. Does he want to fight with me?"


    Taohong: "poof... I want to see it, but he doesn''t dare! Don''t be kidding, your play, go on boldly! Aunt, I''ll take it for you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "only two episodes..."


    Taohong: "last! Two episodes are enough. Keep your popularity!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "Hey! Listen to my aunt, soldier assault is about assault! CCTV, mango, Dongfang, Jiangnan and penguin, four TV stations and one network platform, go online at the same time!"

 Chapter 427

    In fact, there are three shooting locations for "soldiers'' assault". One is a remote village in central and South China province, a military camp and training ground of the southern Yunnan Military Region, and the other is Hengdian. Many exercises and training scenes are found in Hengdian. After all, we can''t really go to too many military venues.


    Li Tiezhu took the main members of the crew and held a startup ceremony in Hengdian. Lengba and songzhuer also came to rub the meal. Then, it entered the intense shooting link. In a week, the opening exercise and the rural part were finished.


    After filming, Li Tiezhu gave the crew a holiday, and then followed Wu Jing, who came to play a guest role in soldier assault, to support Jack Ma... To play a guest role in attack and acceptance.


    Although Li Tiezhu said that he was not interested in micro films, he was forced to give face because he could not stand others and had become a shareholder of his studio.


    Li Tiezhu only guest starred for one day and played a film policeman at Huashan police station. He finished work.


    Then Li Tiezhu went home for the new year.


    "It''s really dark!"


    This is Li Tiezhu''s first sentence when he saw Li tieegg just a few days old. It belongs to feeling.


    Liu Xiaohua said: "not only black, but also ugly."


    Pop!


    "Ah!"


    Aunt Liu, who was still in confinement, was still powerful. She slapped Liu Xiaohua, who was not a small tonnage, and then took the child in her arms and looked at Li Tiezhu apologetically: "black is black, but black is good for male dolls."


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again. Li Tiedan was really ugly. Using crooked melon and split jujube to describe him belonged to praise. He looked at his father Li Fugui''s shod face and Aunt Liu''s strange bones and thought... Aunt Liu can''t be blamed for this. My father also has a certain responsibility.


    Well, Bai looked forward to one.


    Think about it. With the uncanny looks of Li Tiezhu''s father and Aunt Liu, how can he give birth to a beautiful and lovely child to the old Li family? Unless the next door''s surname is Wang.


    It seems that the important task of transforming Lao Li''s genes still depends on songzhu''er. It''s good to have a baby like her in the future. Don''t be like me.


    Ugly is a little ugly, but after all, it''s his own brother. Li Tiezhu still likes it very much. He excitedly runs around the house with the little dot.


    In the past, Li Fugui, a kind-hearted man, showed a ferocious expression to Li Tiezhu. He stole the iron egg and kicked Li Tiezhu. Then... He picked up the iron egg himself and played other people''s little Dingding. He almost peed on his face.


    Because Aunt Liu was in confinement, Lao Li''s family couldn''t go back to their hometown for the new year this year, so they sent their second and third uncles to Shudu for the new year.


    Just as Li Tiezhu was about to book a hotel room, Aunt Liu stopped him.


    It turned out that Aunt Liu had sold all four houses on this floor, one for the second and one for the third, and the remaining one was Li Tiezhu''s. Li Tiezhu gave his suit to Liu Xiaohua.


    Li Fugui doesn''t know about it. After all, the economic power is not in his hands. Li Tiezhu makes money and calls Aunt Liu hundreds of thousands every month.


    Several suites are simple rooms with little furniture but beds.


    A large family is enough to live. Anyway, they are all rural people and don''t choose.


    The new year was very lively. Li Tiezhu and Li Fugui cooked together and cooked an extremely rich new year''s Eve dinner. After dinner, everyone gathered in the big living room to watch TV. The three old men plus Li Tiezhu sat in front of the tea table and drank.


    This year, Li Tiezhu didn''t go to the Spring Festival Gala, but song Zhuer did. She and Guan Shuangshuang led a group of children to sing and dance. Because they were both child stars, they arranged children''s programs.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing when he looked at them, because during the rehearsal before, songzhu''er and Guan Shuangshuang fought in front of the children, and there was no one. Almost the program was killed.


    I don''t know what the program team thinks. They put these two sworn enemies together.


    The second uncle suddenly said, "this year''s Spring Festival Gala is not good-looking. There is no iron pillar."


    Last year, they also set off firecrackers for the Spring Festival Gala on the iron pillar.


    The third uncle said, "if he goes to the Spring Festival Gala, who will cook the new year''s Eve dinner? The eldest brother should take care of his sister-in-law, the second sister-in-law and my family. Cooking is like pig grass..."


    Second uncle: "also ha! The leaders of CCTV must know that big brother has a baby, so they didn''t call Tiezhu."


    Third uncle: "that''s for sure! Our iron pillars are so red now. We still have face."


    Li Tiezhu kept covering his face. Is my face too big?


    Li Fugui sipped the wine and snorted coldly, "what is this? Do you know that CCTV Qitao has changed its name? It used to be a military and agricultural station, but now it has been directly changed to a military station. Xiao, do you know why?"


    Second uncle: "I don''t know. I''m so busy growing traditional Chinese Medicine..."


    Third uncle: "I watch it every day. Why do I change it?"


    Li Fugui and Gao Leng said, "because the TV series soldier assault made by tie Zhu will be broadcast on CCTV military station. It has one episode every day on Friday and Saturday. Right, wow? Zhu."


    "Yes. CCTV, mango and Oriental play at the same time."


    Li Tiezhu nodded blankly on his face. What does this have to do with CCTV''s transformation to Taiwan?


    Li Fugui said: "soldier assault is a war film. Military and agricultural stations are not suitable, so they have changed to military stations."


    Second uncle: "Oh! It''s a long winded thing!"


    Third uncle: "still iron pillar has face."


    Li Tiezhu is going crazy.


    Liu Xiaohua said coldly and ridiculed, "column dog, you''re just a little fierce!"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "if you make a farming TV series, I''m afraid you don''t want to change it into an agricultural station?"


    Li Tiezhu: "aunt, Liu Xiaohua asked Songzhu for money again the day before yesterday. She asked for 800."


    Liu Xiaohua took a breath and wanted to run.


    Aunt Liu knocked him down with one punch, and then started a three minute beating.


    Li Tiezhu smiled deeply, drank wine and enjoyed the warm time of the family.


    "Ah - ah! Mom, my ribs are breaking, ah..."


    Li Tiezhu picked up Li Tiedan, who was wailed by the screams. Li Fugui put some Baijiu on the chopsticks and fed the iron eggs. The iron egg choked and cried.


    Aunt Liu quickly picked up the iron egg milk child and gave Li Fugui a kick, and Liu Xiaohua survived.


    Then, uncle and uncle, the twins, poured one bottle of Baijiu into one of the twins, and asked their two brothers to pay their respects and toast.


    Ling Ling


    Songzhuer sent a video call. Li Tiezhu picked it up and found that she was still backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.


    "Did the performance go well?"


    "OK, except that the fool jumped on the wrong beat, there''s no big problem."


    "Drink! Tui ~"


    Guan Shuangshuang bah songzhuer''s face, and then ran away.


    Songzhu''er was so angry that he couldn''t catch up. He wiped his face and said to Li Tiezhu, "shit! Hit her at the beginning of school!"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "listen to Luhani. In order to deal with you, sister Shuang is practicing free fighting recently. Be careful."


    Matsushita: "it''s all right. I have a dog leg to help. I want to see the iron egg..."


    Then, songzhu''er looked at Li Tiedan and said hello to Lao Li''s family. He regretted: "I''m busy this year and can''t come to Shudu. I can''t drink with uncle, second uncle and third uncle. Make it up next year!"


    The three men of Lao Li''s family were suddenly creepy. They even said they didn''t have to mend.


    Finally, songzhuer said, "my parents want to see you."


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    Matsushita: "in fact, my mother wants to see you. My father is actually against it. He said it was too early. My mother scolded him. Do you have time?"


    "Yes, about when?"


    "It''s the eighth and ninth day of the lunar new year. I''m going to run to the guanbai Wharf in the new year. Sister Zhuang said, with the bonus of the Spring Festival Gala, can I take off in a wave? I can''t be idle until the eighth and ninth day of the Lunar New year."


    "OK..."


    After a few more words, Li Tiezhu hung up.


    Then, the topic of family chat shifted from CCTV''s face to Li Tiezhu''s meeting with the woman''s parents. Chatting, I thought of the names of Li Tiezhu''s son.


    Years later, Li Tiezhu visited his high school teacher and had a meal at the little prince''s house against the wind.


    February 23, eighth day, Friday.


    Li Tiezhu flew to Jinmen and went to songzhuer''s house with large and small bags of gifts.


    "This is Bacon, this is sausage, this is bean paste and tofu milk made by my second uncle, this is rape flower honey, and this is eight walnuts..."


    Li Tiezhu''s gifts are very earthy, and they are all food.


    Songzhuer''s head was as strange as ever, and he began to introduce it: "this is my father, this is my mother, this is Wangcai."


    Li Tiezhu said to the cold faced middle-aged man, "Uncle song is good."


    The man said, "my name is sun."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "Hello, uncle sun. Sorry, zhu''er didn''t tell me. I thought you were her father."


    Sun Mou: "I''m her father."


    Li Tiezhu was puzzled again and looked at the lady with a kind smile: "then... Aunt song?"


    My aunt said, "my last name is Lin."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    This family is not neat at all!


    Songzhuer said, "Tiezhu, didn''t I tell you? Songzhuer is a stage name. My original name is sun JUANJUAN."


    Li Tiezhu: "when did you say that?"


    Aunt Lin said with a smile, "it doesn''t matter. This is songwangcai. Wangcai is called brother."


    Wangcai: "Wang ~"


    Li Tiezhu nodded at Jinmao: "Wangcai is good!"


    I''m sorry, is songzhuer surnamed after this dog? Anyway, there is a certain theoretical basis.


    Aunt Lin: "iron pillar, come in and sit down."


    Li Tiezhu did not move, but also stood at the door with big and small bags and songzhu''er, because sun and Wangcai were still blocked in the door with a black face.


    The scene was a little awkward.


    Fortunately, aunt Lin was quick eyed and took away sun and Wangcai.


    After entering the house, songzhuer changed her slippers and squatted on the ground to wear slippers for Li Tiezhu, because Li Tiezhu was carrying things in both hands. Besides, she was used to serving Uncle Li Tiezhu.


    However, this scene was seen by sun, and her face became darker. I didn''t let Juan serve me like this. Why is this beast?


    After putting down the gift, Li Tiezhu was politely greeted by Aunt Lin and sat down in the living room. The nanny poured tea for Li Tiezhu. Aunt Lin smiled and said, "I used to see you ugly on TV. I didn''t expect that the real person was actually pretty good, with three-dimensional facial features..."


    Sun Mou: "when were you blind? The state now operates on cataracts for free. Do you want to give you a name?"


    Aunt Lin angrily turned her head to her husband, but she was unable to refute. Indeed, although her husband was in his forties, she was also handsome. Looking at Li Tiezhu again, the gap was touching. She acquiesced to her husband''s words and said to Li Tiezhu:


    "Don''t be afraid! Our soul is beautiful."


    Li Tiezhu: "

 Chapter 428

    "How much are your betrothal gifts?"


    Aunt Lin praised Li Tiezhu and started her routine. After all, she was not familiar. It was a little hasty to ask when to get married at the beginning. Therefore, she chose to go step by step and be very polite.


    Li Tiezhu thought and thought, "I don''t know! Every place is different."


    Old man Li didn''t give betrothal gifts when he married Aunt Liu.


    Aunt Lin: "it''s all right. It''s all the same. Let''s set a price of 990000. Geely! We''re ready to go out of the house and car. That''s the house and car where you live together."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''d better go out."


    A little flattered, that villa is a little expensive!


    Aunt Lin: "family, what''s polite?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome! It''s too expensive, and I''m not too poor..."


    Aunt Lin: "you have money, that''s yours, this is our intention."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, mom... Er, aunt..."


    Aunt Lin touched her: "you changed your mouth too fast. I haven''t prepared a red envelope yet."


    The nanny who peeled the fruit nearby was stunned. Are you two making too fast?


    Sun Mou: "what are you doing? Who said he would marry his daughter? Did I agree?"


    Aunt Lin said, "are there any red envelopes for our new year?"


    Sun Mou: "yes."


    Aunt Lin: "go get two and give the child a change fee."


    Sun Mou: "call Dad first."


    Aunt Lin: "Dad."


    Sun Mou: "I especially... Let him call him Dad."


    Aunt Lin''s face was red, finished, too skillful, slightly embarrassed to show her respect, and then looked at Li Tiezhu: "well behaved! It''s called daddy."


    Li Tiezhu was completely confused.


    Aunt Lin poked Li Tiezhu: "call."


    Li Tiezhu: "er... Dad."


    Sun Mou: "hum!"


    After humming, he went upstairs to get the red envelope.


    Matsushita son changed into Kumamoto''s pajamas at this time. She always likes to wear pajamas at home, and only likes Kumamoto''s pajamas. Several pajamas are one style. She took a bite of the fruit, sour, stuffed the rest into Li Tiezhu''s mouth and said:


    "What are you talking about?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "talk about bride price with my aunt."


    Aunt Lin: "what do you call me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Mom?"


    Aunt Lin smiled happily: "ah!"


    Matsushita was stunned: "did you take him as your son?"


    "Poof..."


    The nanny smiled and almost cut her hand.


    There are three people and a dog in this family, and their brain circuits are abnormal. Who knows how hard I work as a nanny in this family. I wander on the edge of laughing every day. Now there is another Li Tiezhu, no... I have to raise my salary.


    Aunt Lin: "no, it''s your marriage... Eh? It''s good to have a dry son. Kiss on top of each other."


    Nanny said, this is not a kiss, it''s a mess, okay?


    Songzhu''er waved his hand: "it''s not necessary. A son-in-law is half a child."


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t we get engaged first? I think people have an engagement ceremony or something."


    Matsushita: "it should be a process of proposing first and then getting engaged?"


    Aunt Lin waved her big hand: "what are you doing with that fancy? Just get the certificate! I''ve been sleeping together for so long. What''s the sense of ceremony? Isn''t it boring?"


    Li Tiezhu thought it was necessary.


    Songzhuer nodded: "also, iron pillar, have you brought your HUKOU book?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Take it."


    Since the remarriage of old man Li, Li Tiezhu''s registered permanent residence has been moved out alone, one by one. The picture is convenient. After all, he is red and needs to deal with many things. Moreover, Liu Xiaohua will be independent after eighteen, and she is also a little famous.


    Aunt Lin looked at the wall clock: "yo! The Civil Affairs Bureau hasn''t finished work at this point. You two go and get the card first."


    Songzhuer stood up and said, "Hey! I want to change again."


    Aunt Lin: "you''d better put on makeup and take pictures."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    What''s the rhythm?


    Li Tiezhu held songzhu''er: "no! Aunt, no, mom, this is wrong! Why did you get the certificate?"


    Aunt Lin: "because the Civil Affairs Bureau hasn''t finished work yet."


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head: "it''s still wrong! He''s not old enough."


    Aunt Lin: "Zhuer is twenty and can get the certificate."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m only nineteen."


    Aunt Lin patted her thigh: "Hey! Look at my memory. I always regard you as 30 years old. Let''s talk about it when you''re 20 in the second half of the year."


    The marriage age of men and women in the world is 20.


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK. Besides, when I finish shooting soldier assault, I''ll bring my old man and Aunt Liu over and meet their parents first."


    Sun came down from upstairs with two thick red envelopes and said coldly, "who wants to see your parents with you? Do I agree?"


    Aunt Lin handed the red envelope to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, Dad, thank you, mom."


    Sun sat in the sofa with a golden dagger: "I don''t agree with this marriage!"


    Songzhuer asked, "what do you eat in the evening?"


    Aunt Lin: "I''ll order takeout. Let''s have hot pot tonight. What dish does Tiezhu like?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Maodu, duck intestines, thousand silk beef offal. Dad! Why don''t you agree with me and zhu''er?"


    Sun Mou: "duck blood! Duck blood must be ordered! What? Oh, I''m just unhappy with you! Wait until you coax your father and me happy, otherwise, I''ll hide my Hukou book."


    Matsushita: "I want to eat fat cattle."


    Nanny: "duck feet."


    Aunt Lin ordered dishes on her mobile phone and suddenly asked sun, "won''t your company hold a summary meeting this week? Won''t you go?"


    Sun Mou''s face was black: "no! The people below can drive it by themselves. I want to eat hot pot. Wangcai, what do you want to eat?"


    Songwangcai barked while tearing a roll of toilet paper.


    Sun nodded: "a big stick bone!"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the dog and said, "it''s tearing paper towels!"


    Nanny: "I see. I''ll clean it up after it''s torn."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t you fight?"


    Nanny: "I can''t fight."


    Li Tiezhu looked at sun again: "Dad! It tears paper towels, and you don''t beat it?"


    Sun Mou: "I''m a CEO. Is it decent to fight with a dog?"


    This brain circuit... Is for you to beat the dog, not for you to fight with the dog.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and gave Wangcai a kick.


    Wangcai was stunned. What? Will humans still do this? Don''t two legged monsters have dogs as their fathers? Why did this one attack me? The newcomer doesn''t talk about martial virtue. In that case... I''ll lick you on my knees!


    Wangcai, who was kicked, swayed around Li Tiezhu and begged for mercy, with a particularly respectful attitude.


    Li Tiezhu: "bite the paper towel again and kill you!"


    Send Wangcai: "Wangwang ~"


    Sun Mou: "Why are you so fierce? Will you beat Juan Juan in the future?"


    Aunt Lin: "do you care whether he plays Juan Juan or not? His personal hobbies are different."


    Sun Mou: "hum? I didn''t mean that."


    Matsushita: "what''s the matter?"


    Sun Mou: "children, don''t inquire."


    Matsushita: "Oh, I see."


    Sun Mou: "


    I felt very upset, so sun stretched out his foot and tripped and kicked Li Tiezhu, who came back from the dog. Then Li Tiezhu fell on Song Zhuer, and they were tired of it for a while.


    Matsushita: "I hate it. My parents are still here..."


    Sun is even more upset.


    Aunt Lin: "big knife waist piece, three copies! You two mend it."


    Matsushita: "iron pillar is not needed."


    Aunt Lin: "that''s two."


    Sun Mou: "


    Then, the chat entered a very mysterious state. Songzhuer and Li Tiezhu were tired. After all, they hadn''t been together for a long time after the holiday. Aunt Lin is her mother-in-law. She likes her son-in-law more and more. She pulls Li Tiezhu to talk about family affairs. On the other hand, seeing that his wife and daughter changed their flag and delivered the rebellion, sun''s face became darker and sneered at Li Tiezhu from time to time.


    When it comes to his new play soldier assault, sun made a solid mockery: "as far as your IQ is concerned, you''re still a screenwriter? A director? A leading actor? A military theme? You''ve never seen such an ugly protagonist. Before I knew you, I didn''t know I still had the problem of judging people by their appearance!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "it will be broadcast tonight. It should be good."


    Sun also Tucao, saw her daughter kissed Li Tiezhu, suddenly angry do not want to make complaints about it.


    Soon, the takeout arrived.


    The family began to eat. In addition to sun, the atmosphere was still very lively. Even the nanny and the dog were familiar with Li Tiezhu, and the relationship was very warm, especially the dog.


    Li Tiezhu cooked a big stick bone in clear soup: "send Wangcai and call him brother."


    Wangcai: "Wangcai!"


    Sun is very upset about the dog''s attitude. I''m your master. How can you beg for mercy on him? Where is your moral integrity?


    He picked up the remote control, turned on the TV and tuned it to CCTV five.


    Aunt Lin: "watch seven sets, iron pillar''s new TV series premiere tonight."


    Sun Mou: "I want to see golf."


    Aunt Lin winked at Pine and bamboo.


    The bamboo tree is very understanding, and takes up the Baijiu cup and says to father: "Dad! The iron pillar is a bit disappointing. I''m sorry, I''ll give you a drink!"


    Tons


    Sun also drank a cup: "just know."


    Songzhuer winked at Li Tiezhu again.


    Li Tiezhu offered a toast to sun slightly dully: "Dad! Please take care of it for the first time and do it!"


    Tons


    Aunt Lin also raised her glass: "it''s been hard these years."


    Tons


    Songzhu''er raised his glass again: "Dad! Li Tiezhu''s father has a child again. Would you also consider it?"


    Tons


    The nanny also raised her glass: "boss, how about a raise?"


    Tons


    After a while, sun drank so much that he looked like Venus and chatted with Li Tiezhu.


    "Dad! You''re good at business."


    "What''s this? Brother, you''re rich with me... Of course, the entertainment industry is also a business. There''s... Burp ~ if you can''t make up your mind, you come to me. You''ll definitely settle it for you when you''re a big brother!"


    "It''s very kind of you, brother."


    "Excuse me, aren''t you? You''re Juan Juan''s boyfriend. That''s my brother! Do everything for my brother..."


    "Dad, your waist film is ready. I''ll clip it for you!"


    "Thanks, brother. Yo! Your TV play has begun..."


    "It''s all shot blindly, which makes big brother laugh."


    "Wow! This scene is really burning. Real men want to make this kind of film. Don''t learn those little fresh meat. They look like women one by one."


    "It all depends on them."


    "Three brothers, cheers to such a good TV play!"

 Chapter 429

    Songzhuer''s drinking capacity followed her mother''s, so her mother and daughter joined hands and soon stunned sun. Li Tiezhu was also a little drunk. Songzhu''er, who is well known by his mother, is actually very good at filling people with wine. His mother took his father in the first place, and she took Li Tiezhu in the same way. It can be said that it comes down in one continuous line.


    Therefore, when seeing Li Tiezhu and sun call each other brothers, the two women showed a malicious smile.


    On TV, the title of soldier assault is still on. Why is it good?


    Obviously drunk!


    The opening song is a piece of pure music called soldier assault. This is a subsidiary product obtained by Li Tiezhu from buying TV dramas. It was copied directly. The music style is beautiful and passionate. Especially when superb comes, it conveys the joys and sorrows of the army at the turn of the times incisively and vividly.


    Sun cried and leaned on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder: "brother, this music is really good. It reminds me of my comrades in arms... Woo..."


    Li Tiezhu: "big brother! It''s not easy for you."


    Sun Mou: "I think my comrades in arms. For so many years, I don''t know whether they are doing well."


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes are also red.


    Aunt Lin said, "Lao sun, you haven''t been a soldier. Don''t push!"


    Sun suddenly realized: "ah! Yes... I''ve never been a soldier. But I''m still so moved..."


    Aunt Lin whispered to her daughter sun JUANJUAN, "remember, only drunken men are the most real men! Otherwise, they will always deceive you."


    Songzhu''er shook his head and whispered, "iron pillar won''t. He has always been very honest with me and told me everything."


    Aunt Lin: "impossible! Your father is an example. He has always been a good character. I didn''t know his little secretary until I got him drunk in Hawaii last year... Eh, bah!"


    Matsushita: "I''m different. Iron pillar is very honest. Lengba, you know? Tut tut! It''s earlier than me..."


    Aunt Lin was shocked: "what? That''s a goblin!"


    Pine bamboo son despised way: "demon what essence? Now kneel and lick me. As long as I say a word, Li Tiezhu can drive her out of the house."


    Aunt Lin: "good job! You are better than me!"


    In fact, this is the rich family that female boxers yearn for. Men always have toys. Women know it and accept it. Society is like this. According to the law of the jungle, powerful males cannot be alone, because there is a word called flocking, even if it is immoral.


    Songzhuer was influenced by everything since childhood, so he was not tolerant of Li Tiezhu, but... This should be the case.


    In fact, it is not correct to say that, but reality is often on the opposite side of morality. Morality is beautiful and reality is cruel. Males are divided into three levels. One has no chance to leave offspring, the other is from the beginning to the end, and the other is colorful. It has nothing to do with male playfulness. The key lies in the choice of females. They are like judges in this kind of thing.


    The main film of soldier assault began.


    The lens is an empty space in an underground corridor, dark and humid.


    "In the preset battle, the enemy launched an attack on a dark morning. Our first line of defense was soon torn apart, and blood and life bought time..."


    Li Tiezhu said this monologue with his signature simple and simple tone.


    Sun Mou: "Oh, how miserable!"


    Matsushita: "where is it?"


    Aunt Lin: "ignore him. Your father is drunk. That''s it. You don''t know. You''re like a child."


    Matsushita: "that iron pillar is much stronger than him. Li Tiezhu can keep his mind when he is drunk. Although his intelligence has never been too high, he is sober."


    Aunt Lin: "I like this child too, but your child had better not be like him."


    Matsushita: "then I don''t know. Have a try."


    Aunt Lin: "while you are studying these years, give birth to one quickly, otherwise you may be busy and have no time in the future."


    Songzhu''er deeply thought so, nodded and said, "I think so, too. It will be implemented tonight."


    Aunt Lin: "iron pillars are drunk."


    Matsushita: "it''s all right. I''m still awake."


    Aunt Lin rubbed her hands. She was a little excited and couldn''t help worrying, because songzhuer showed him a picture of Li Tiedan. Said: "pay attention to the angle, don''t give birth to Li tieegg II..."


    Baijiu drank a mouthful of liquor: "I am new, see the meaning of heaven."


    Aunt Lin said that she could only look at God''s will. After all, there are too many uncertain factors for the man.


    The dialogue between mother and daughter is not pure, while the dialogue between "father, son and brother" can be pure and spotless.


    "The main group forces were able to gather and build a second line of defense, and the flood finally hit the dam. Both sides suffered heavy casualties. The high-intensity war swallowed up unimaginable resources, and the complex war suddenly became simple. Whoever can launch the second wave of effective offensive first is the winner!"


    Sun Mou: "it must be the Americans, right? It must be them! Other countries can''t break through the first line of defense! It must be them. Kill them."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother, this is a drill."


    Sun Mou: "the American guy who says dog doesn''t talk about martial ethics and makes a sneak attack!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a drill!"


    At this time, a barrage began to appear above the TV screen. The Song family, no, the sun family''s TV is a smart TV. At this time, it''s not CCTV seven sets, but Penguin video. Sun is drunk, so he can see the bullet screen.


    "How miserable!"


    "It''s a terrible defeat when you come out..."


    "Is this TV the subject of future war?"


    "Three wars???"


    "Come on, serious brother..."


    "It burns like this as soon as you come out! Cool!"


    "Lying in the trough! Did you orgasm at the beginning? Isn''t it too exciting?"


    "Who says my iron pillar can only sing?"


    "Best Newcomer Award at the film festival. Are you kidding?"


    "This dubbing is too silly, isn''t it?"


    "Or the familiar Li Tiezhu..."


    "It looks like a drill."


    "Yes, it''s not like actual combat."


    "At the beginning, I said the preset campaign. It must be a drill."


    The gunfire roared and the buildings in the factory were knocked down by shells.


    Li Tiezhu''s original voice: "code name: selens, silence. The war kept absolute silence at the beginning. We... Will no longer be silent when both sides are recuperating from the explosion wound after four days of hiding in the area expected to be occupied by the enemy¡°


    Bang¡ª¡ª


    The tank broke through the brick wall.


    Dada dada


    Fierce gunfire sounded, and the two sides launched a crazy attack.


    The water tower was hit by a shell.


    The underground corridor began to leak, and the water sprinkled on Li Tiezhu''s camouflaged face. He looked at his comrades in arms indifferently, and the characters began to appear in turn.


    It''s all montage clips. It''s fast.


    Then, the latent special forces climbed out of the ground, Chengcai, Xu Sanduo and others covered each other and advanced towards the enemy.


    Sun''s eyes filled with tears: "OK! Kill them! Kill them! Brother, let''s go."


    Li Tiezhu had another drink with his new father. Even if he knew that the other party was drunk, he was not very good, but he still drank. After all... You don''t agree that I am with songzhuer! I drink to death!


    Li Tiezhu: "Dad! Don''t get too excited when you watch TV. Be careful of high blood pressure."


    Sun Mou: "I''m afraid of a hammer. I have insurance! They''ll lose money if they drink it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, that''s good."


    Aunt Lin covered her face.


    Songzhuer said to his mother, "look, neither of them is very clever."


    Aunt Lin covered her face: "yes, you can''t find too smart men. Your eyes are better than me. I was still too self-conscious..."


    The nanny kept a low profile to clean up the hot pot. The family is too wonderful. Therefore, after the salary increase, it''s better to spend less money when buying vegetables. This feeling of cheating fools is still very uncomfortable.


    Barrage:


    "Fight back! Fight back!"


    "Li Tiezhu killed them."


    "It seems that the quality of this film is not bad."


    "CCTV dares to broadcast, can it be bad?"


    "Li Tiezhu is really a fraud. Has he only been on the road for a year and a half?"


    "Oh! I seem to have seen Wu Jing just now."


    "Are you dazzled?"


    "I looked back. It was really a flash of Wu Jing."


    "It''s really Wu Jing! Play a sniper."


    On TV, while resisting the other party''s attack, the special combat team sent coordinates to guide the fighter''s missile attack.


    Strike precision hit, the task of the special team is completed.


    The captain played by Duan Yihong shouted, "Xu Sanduo covers, withdraw!"


    Chengcai: "I''ll cover."


    Duan Yihong: "withdraw!"


    Cheng Cai said to Xu Sanduo, "Xu Sanduo, I''m waiting for you."


    Then, gritting his teeth, he retreated with the team.


    Before the start of the film, sun asked Li Tiezhu what his name was and what he did in the play, because he was drunk. At this time, he patted Li Tiezhu''s head drunk: "why do you cover? Sanduo, don''t you have a relationship? Is the captain aimed at you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "acting, Dad!"


    Opposite, the mother and daughter rolled their eyes at the same time, very similar.


    In the TV, Xu Sanduo saw his teammates withdraw clean. He couldn''t help smiling back and showing a big white tooth. Then he fought and retreated to attract the opponent''s attention and lead the enemy to a factory building.


    Li Tiezhu climbed up the roof of the factory building, put up a wooden board on a broken bridge, and walked forward on a single wooden bridge at an altitude of tens of meters.


    Once he walked over, he escaped.


    But when he came to the middle of the board, two enemy soldiers rushed out. The soldier played by Wu Jing raised his gun and fired a shot.


    Dada dada


    The bullets in the exercise are not real bullets.


    However, Xu Sanduo on the board was nervous, his body was unbalanced, and he tried again under his feet, and the board broke.


    He fell from a height of tens of meters


    Xu Sanduo: "I... I''m making a fool of myself again."


    The lens is infinitely close to the ground.


    Xu Sanduo: "I should call for help and surrender! Then spend the rest of my time in the enemy camp..."


    Bang


    Chengcai and the captain saw Xu Sanduo''s experience from the sniper rifle lens, put down the gun and showed a sad expression.


    Xu Sanduo, who fell to the ground, slowly closed his eyes, tilted his head and spit blood out of his mouth:


    "Dad..."


    Sun shouted: "Dad is there! Don''t die! My daughter is still young..."


    Matsushita: "Mom, I always thought my father was very smart. I didn''t expect..."


    Aunt Lin: "smart fart!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Dad! Don''t get excited. It''s just filming. I''m still alive, and I''m not dead in the play..."


    Sun shook and patted Li Tiezhu on the waist: "isn''t the waist broken?"


    Li Tiezhu: "pull the green screen, don''t really fall!"


    Sun Mou: "that''s good, that''s good... Brother, you''re scared to death."


    On TV, the picture turned back to a village in central and southern province.


    A man''s running footsteps: "little bastard, it''s against the sky?"


    A child: "Captain! He has fallen."


    Childhood talent: "continue to fight, fight to death!"


    Wearing his ancestral red sweater, Xu Baishun rushed into the paddy field and took off his shoes to dry: "little bastard!"


    "Run! Run..."


    A group of children scattered under the leadership of Chengcai. Uncle Xu didn''t hit any of them. He turned his head and looked at his little son.


    "Stop! Your father is the village head. What''s the matter? I''m the village head''s father! I''ll fight you together."


    When he was a child, Xu Sanduo sat in the paddy field, his face covered with mud. He chewed up fumanduo''s instant noodles and looked happy.


    Aunt Lin: "flashback? Yes, the suspense is quite enough."


    Matsushita: "I''ve seen it for a long time. He wrote it first and then did it. Xu Sanduo''s three children wanted them to be soldiers. As a result, the eldest and second didn''t think of them..."


    Aunt Lin: "shut up! No spoilers. Let me watch TV."


    Matsushita: "iron pillar, my mother is cruel to me."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Mom, don''t be fierce. You have to fight, or she won''t have a long memory."


    Aunt Lin: "JUANJUAN of my family has never been beaten. What are you doing? We can''t bear to beat you behind closed doors."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    I''m just spreading Aunt Liu''s parenting experience.


    On TV, Xu Baishun took off his hat and kicked up: "Oh, my God! Eat, what a turtle son... Shame or not? Look at your bear, which is like me?"


    The little three who were kicked turned their eyes and continued to eat fumanduo, which was delicious.


    Xu Baishun: "your father, who haven''t I beaten? You''re not like me at all. I''ll tell you..."


    Then, when the false boss and the second joined the army, people laughed off their big teeth. When it was the third Xu''s turn, they covered the small expression of bitterness when they came out after the physical examination.


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    On TV, the picture turned back to a village in central and southern province.


    A man''s running footsteps: "little bastard, it''s against the sky?"


    A child: "Captain! He has fallen."


    Childhood talent: "continue to fight, fight to death!"


    Wearing his ancestral red sweater, Xu Baishun rushed into the paddy field and took off his shoes to dry: "little bastard!"


    "Run! Run..."


    A group of children scattered under the leadership of Chengcai. Uncle Xu didn''t hit any of them. He turned his head and looked at his little son.


    "Stop! Your father is the village head. What''s the matter? I''m the village head''s father! I''ll fight you together."


    When he was a child, Xu Sanduo sat in the paddy field, his face covered with mud. He chewed up fumanduo''s instant noodles and looked happy.

 Chapter 430

    The premiere lineup of soldier assault is actually very strong. Few TV dramas can be broadcast live with Penguin videos on multiple stations, including CCTV. In addition to the energy of penguin and the influence of Li Tiezhu, the most important thing is the quality of the film.


    Although only two integrated films have been produced, and only half of the third episode has been shot, it is enough to impress the three major TV stations. Everyone is professional. You can see the standard of this film at a glance.


    At this time, thousands of TV sets are playing the first episode of soldier assault, with a lot of laughter. After all... Li Tiezhu is too stupid.


    In recent years, it is rare to encounter such grounded TV dramas. The little fresh meat love on the screen is either ancient costume or city. Each one is dressed up like a ghost.


    The most rare thing is that the acting skills of the actors in the play burst, and Wu Jing who ran a dragon suit was robbed of the limelight. Even Li Tiezhu was not very brilliant. Xu Baishun, the village head and Shi Jin''s violent acting skills are fresh and very happy.


    But the most coquettish is Xu Sanduo''s two brothers, who are more coquettish than Xu Sanduo.


    Xu Yile said a few words when he bought the little emperor''s book, but he didn''t say a word, but he couldn''t hide his coquettish spirit, his mentally retarded eyes, and his stupid temperament. Especially those who grow up in rural areas will always feel deja vu. After all, which village has not such an excellent talent?


    Not to mention Xu Erhe, with a red shirt, purple tights and a cigarette, he is coquettish.


    Barrage:


    "I would like to call Xu Sanduo''s two brothers lying dragon and Phoenix chicks!"


    "Are purple tights serious?"


    "Xu Sanduo''s father is really fierce. The village head is afraid to see him!"


    "Iron pillar, is this your true color?"


    "Tanima is real..."


    "That''s how I walked."


    "This family is full of talents."


    "I seriously doubt that Xu Yile went to buy books again with the money."


    "Big brother loves reading!"


    "It''s a good thing to have a strong thirst for knowledge."


    "More than three, his father is a talent!"


    "Yile, Erhe and Sanduo, can you take out this name? Dog head!"


    "Clothing and environment are in place..."


    "Serious brother subverted my imagination. I thought it was a war film, but I didn''t expect it to be a sand sculpture film!"


    "Serious people who are serious about making TV dramas?"


    "No acting skills!"


    "These people have no acting skills..."


    "Indeed, it''s as real as a special documentary."


    "The dogs of Xu Sanduo''s family played well."


    In fact, when shooting, Li Tiezhu was the most difficult one. He was not like Xu Sanduo. He had little in common except earth and stupidity. However, with the help of several good actors, he succeeded in grasping the role orientation - counseling.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t advise, but he knows the characteristics of Qin Tao. He looks like Xu Sanduo to his father at home.


    In the twinkling of an eye, the village head and the monitor came to Xu Sanduo''s home. Xu Erhe said that Mo was there.


    Then the boss bought meat and vegetables.


    Monitor: "Hello, uncle, are you Xu Sanduo''s father?"


    Xu Yile''s eyes were numb. He walked between the village head and the monitor like a zombie and went to cook.


    Barrage:


    "Uncle doesn''t want to say anything."


    "I have a stomachache when I laugh. The boss is so handsome¡°


    "Three masters of one school!"


    "The old Xu family produces talents."


    "The boss is mentally retarded, the second rascal, and the third is a fool directly..."


    "I''m afraid Sanduo can''t be a soldier?"


    "Don''t say anything, the play is chasing!"


    "Prophecy: this play may become a classic."


    "No, I want to call the police. Li Tiezhu, the dog, wants to laugh to death."


    Subsequently, Xu Baishun came back from the teacher''s house with more than three, quickly and warmly greeted the monitor, and asked Xu Yile to cook quickly. After a coquettish operation, the monitor was forced to eat with them.


    The old man''s routine is deep, and the rural road is more slippery


    Shi Jin looked at Xu Sanduo: "is this Comrade Xu Sanduo?"


    Xu Sanduo lowered his head, shrugged his shoulders, turned and slipped away. He was kicked back by Xu Yile: "look at you... Comrade JF army is going to eat in this courtyard and move the table, ah!"


    Xu Sanduo: "ah?"


    Xu Baishun: "move the table! Move the table!"


    ¡­¡­


    "You talk to me, I''ve been a soldier, stabbing, stabbing..."


    "Stab left, kill! Ouch, kill... Kill wrong, look at this..."


    "What''s the matter with this table? Do you want the table legs?"


    Li Tiezhu was kicked over with his table and bench.


    Barrage:


    "I almost lost my breath when I went..."


    "Prick! Ha ha ha!"


    "Why is it so beautiful?"


    "This NIMA is really a script written by Li Tiezhu himself? Isn''t it too coquettish?"


    "Having seen the rabbit, Li Tiezhu is really strong in writing stories."


    "I used to drag the table like this. My father beat me."


    "Li Tiezhu''s white eyes are gone."


    "The monitor is speechless."


    "Li Tiezhu is so cute to eat..."


    "Poor boy!"


    "The eldest and second are not qualified to be on the table!"


    "The village head rubbed the rice hard."


    "The third is the turtle''s son, ha ha ha..."


    "His father''s routine is so deep."


    "The boss looks stupid and his cooking is very good!"


    "The monitor is so gentle."


    "More than three have acne on their forehead. Pine and bamboo are incompetent!"


    "LSP."


    "I guess it was cooked by Li Tiezhu."


    ¡°+1¡±


    They guessed right. Indeed, Li Tiezhu cooked the dishes on this table and ate them. After all, Li Tiezhu is good at eating and tastes delicious.


    During the meal, the monitor gently expressed Li Tiezhu''s unqualified opinion. Then, Xu Baishun beat Xu sando again. Shi Jin finally talked to Xu sando alone.


    "Come here, come... Let''s talk?"


    "He wanted it himself."


    "What?"


    "He had to have children himself. He said that the more sons, the better..."


    Outside the hospital, Xu Baishun strongly threatened the village head to beat him. The village head counseled him again. He overheard the meaning of the monitor''s words and still didn''t want Xu Sanduo. The old man rushed in, picked up the small bench and smashed it:


    "Turtle son, run! Run to JF army!"


    Xu Sanduo ran away. In the blink of an eye, he rushed out of the yard and kicked a chicken out. In the next shot, Xu Sanduo crossed the village path like a wild boar and scared a dog into the paddy field


    This was an accident during the shooting and was not deliberately arranged, but the lens was retained because the chicken and dog cooperated too much.


    At that time, Zhang Yi, the monitor, gave the chicken cardiopulmonary resuscitation. After all, it was the owner''s live chicken. If it was killed, it would be compensated. Fortunately, the chicken was just frightened and soon came back to life.


    The monitor couldn''t stand it. He took his things and had to leave. He was blocked by Xu Baishun in every way.


    Then Xu Sanduo ran back.


    "Chanice''s skin is broken, and she''s a beauria fan ~"


    Finally, the monitor left with a headache: "Xu Sanduo, in fact, if we are not this soldier, we can do a lot of meaningful things!"


    Xu Baishun and Xu Sanduo stared at the door and froze at the same time.


    The first episode of soldier assault is over.


    Barrage:


    "That''s it?"


    "Li Tiezhu is a broken dog!"


    "I''ll go... It''s disgusting."


    "I have to wait for tomorrow."


    "I must have been a soldier in the end."


    "Nonsense, how else?"


    In the old sun''s family in Jinmen, sun woke up and laughed badly with the ups and downs of the plot. Instead, Li Tiezhu fainted.


    Songzhuer and aunt Lin were also very happy.


    Matsushita: "although I''ve read the and the script, I didn''t expect you to make it so funny. My stomach hurts. Iron pole is great ~"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "it''s OK. They played well."


    Matsushita: "I know Xu ER and the actor, but what the hell is Xu Yile? Where did you find the actor?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I met him in the Longtao audition last time. I decided him as soon as I saw him."


    Aunt Lin said, "yes, it''s very good. Who''s the heroine of the play? Why don''t you let Juan Juan play it?"


    Matsushita: "there are no heroines, there are few heroines, right?"


    Li te nodded early.


    Aunt Lin was a little worried: "is that all right?"


    Lao Sun said, "why not? This is the TV play that a fierce man should watch! What heroine do you want? I think the monitor is the heroine..."


    As they discussed, the tiktok and the blowback were also on fire.


    Soon rushed to the hot search:


    "Soldiers have no acting skills!"


    "Xu Sanduo."


    Many people like this play very much. For the first episode of soldier assault, the most comment on the Internet is Sao Qi.


    The family talked about other things and was ready to rest, although it was still early.


    Therefore, how to arrange Li Tiezhu has become a problem.


    Pine bamboo son proposal: "he who guest room."


    Aunt Lin: "what are you doing with that empty head? Don''t you have to run there at night? Just sleep in your room."


    Sun, who just called Li Tiezhu a brother, protested solemnly: "no! Resolutely not."


    But no one listened to him. Aunt Lin was taking towels and toiletries for Li Tiezhu. Songzhuer went to get her pajamas prepared in advance for Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was drinking tea to sober up.


    Sun had a black face: "I want to beat you."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re a big boss. Isn''t it appropriate to fight yourself? Besides, you can''t beat me."


    Sun Mou: "


    The next day, Li Tiezhu got out of bed early, gave matsutake a shuttle, washed and had breakfast, and then went to Yunde society. It was arranged before. He came to Yunde club today to thank Mr. Guo, Yue Yupeng and others for their help.


    Today, Li Tiezhu''s partner is Xiao Yueyue. Brother Yue has prepared a short paragraph in advance. When Li Tiezhu comes, the two will practice together and revise it.


    I don''t know if Lao Guo can calculate. He specially asked Li Tiezhu to perform after the hit of soldier assault. The advertisement has been released for a long time, and the effect is very good, but after the first episode of soldier assault, everyone is more looking forward to it.


    "Brother Yue, brother Da Lin! Qin Han approved."


    When Li Tiezhu came to Yunde society, he first saw the three.


    Guo Dalin: "the iron pillar is powerful. We all watched the soldier assault. It''s too coke."


    Yue Yupeng patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "Congratulations! How was the ratings last night?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "30 million plays, and penguins play back 60 million times."


    The ratings algorithm in this world is very simple, that is, how many devices play, whether TV, mobile phone or computer, as long as they play data.


    Qin Tao: "the dog said yes, it''s a treat!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hammer, come to your territory. You call me a treat? Do you want to be shameless?"


    Qin Tao: "No."


    Guo Dalin: "what is the face?"


    Yue Yupeng: "we are all shameless in Yunde society except the hot head. Are we proud?"

 Chapter 431

    Yue Yupeng and Guo Dalin took Li Tiezhu into the usual training ground of Yunde club to meet Mr. Guo and uncle Yu. After all, it is impossible for these two to pick him up. It has given Li Tiezhu great face to dispatch Yue Yupeng and Guo Dalin at the same time.


    Li Tiezhu greeted people he knew and didn''t know all the way. He came to the innermost reception hall and saw Uncle Yu smoking with a wine bottle, teacher Guo reading a book, and an unknown species playing games on a laptop.


    Teacher Guo put down the book: "ah! Come."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and bowed: "Hello, Miss Guo, Hello, Miss Yu, who is this?"


    Mr. Guo pointed to the middle-aged fat man playing the game: "my younger martial brother, call uncle Hou."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, uncle Hou."


    Uncle Hou ignored him and was lying on the grass with a sniper rifle. Voldemort planned to steal the car.


    Yu Qian took out his cigarette case: "man, do you smoke?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! Thank you."


    Yu Qian raised Erguotou again: "drink?"


    Li Tiezhu looked puzzled: "do you drink in the morning?"


    Yu Qian: "when to drink?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Teacher Guo took Li Tiezhu and sat down: "ignore him. Dalinzi makes tea. Yue Yupeng sits down. Qin Tao rolls. Go and get your master a bag of peanuts. Don''t be confused again. I''m afraid."


    Yu Qian crossed his legs and said, "corner, I''m famous for moderation. You have to believe me."


    Teacher Guo: "elder martial brother, where do you have temperance? You''re the second bottle! I''m counting."


    Yu Qian: "Oh! What are you afraid of? Besides, it''s only played at night. I''ll wake up after I sleep in the afternoon."


    Guo gangde wiped his nose. There was no way. Yunde society was just two people. He couldn''t manage them. They were all in this room.


    No, the other one fell the mouse: "shit! Shit!"


    Guo gangde: "what? Let someone do it again?"


    Hou ye: "no, I fell to death by driving."


    Guo gangde: "Oh, that''s good."


    The Marquis opened another one.


    Here, Guo gangde chatted with Li Tiezhu and drank tea. It was about thanking Li Tiezhu for coming to the show. When it was said, Li Tiezhu was also a pile of comments. From Yue Yupeng''s first show to the film festival, teacher Guo praised him.


    I have to say that although Li Tiezhu has nothing to do with Yunde society, Yunde society really helps him. At least, Yunde society supports him every time there is a storm.


    The event of talking to Qin Tao about cloud crosstalk was the one that Yunde society supported him most. It took a lot of risks.


    As he spoke, he became familiar.


    Yue Yupeng began to joke: "brother, you don''t stand up for justice. You make a new TV play, write, direct and act by yourself. You have power. You didn''t invite me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the main roles are soldiers. Your style... The cooking class is almost the same."


    Yue Yupeng said, "I hate it! Little fist beats your milk..."


    Li Tiezhu: "go away!"


    Guo gangde: "iron pillar! You have to take it when you should. If the role is appropriate, who will play it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I will definitely cooperate with brother Yue in the future."


    Guo gangde shook his head: "Oh! No, just find Da Linzi. Yue Yupeng is so red, don''t need it!"


    Yue Yupeng: "master, you are eccentric."


    Guo gangde: "there''s no way. You don''t call my father."


    Yue Yupeng: "what if I shout?"


    Guo gangde: "I won''t agree if you call me. If you don''t believe it, try calling one?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Dad?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah."


    Guo Dalin: "ah."


    Guo gangde was happy and Yue Yupeng was stunned. Teacher Yu almost choked. Qin Tao came over with peanuts and patted Yu Qian on the back: "master, you can''t die. I''m not red yet."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m afraid brother Yue will embarrass you. I''ll give you a hug, right, brother Da Lin?"


    Guo Dalin was being beaten by Yue Yupeng: "yes! Brother Yue, your dog bit LV Dongbin."


    Yu Qian beat Qin Tao on the other side: "nonsense, I can''t die if you''re red! What unlucky child, this is."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng left and went to the right word. Because Li Tiezhu had never been in contact with crosstalk, Yue Yupeng did not give him too professional things, and the professional terms were basically not said. The theme chosen was music, which Li Tiezhu was familiar with.


    The book was very simple. The two people began to improvise and gradually improve the book.


    After lunch, they gave Guo gangde and Yu Qian a performance. They put forward some suggestions, changed them, practiced again, and the time was almost over.


    At five o''clock in the afternoon, everyone had an early dinner and took a bus to the people''s theater.


    This is a small theater, which can accommodate 500 audiences. It is not much, but the crosstalk small theater is usually very training. It is a place for the newcomers of Yunde society to train.


    "Nervous?"


    When he went backstage to rest, Yue Yupeng asked Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? What''s so nervous about 500 people? My concert starts with 50000 people."


    Yue Yupeng: "


    Qin Tao: "brother Yue, tell him a hammer. The dog is talking about a Sao stick."


    Yue Yupeng: "what is Sao stick?"


    Qin Tao: "it''s an animal like Li Tiezhu."


    Yue Yupeng: "Oh, I see."


    How do you understand? Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao, then picked up his mobile phone and returned the news of songzhu''er.


    Knowing that Li Tiezhu was going to talk about crosstalk, songzhuer asked for three tickets. Today, she came to listen to crosstalk with her parents.


    At half past six, the performance began, but the audience hadn''t all come in. At this time, it was the most difficult. It was called warm-up. The audience went in and out, some were still chatting, and their attention was completely distracted.


    In addition, Jinmen is the birthplace of crosstalk. The audience tastes it. It is difficult to amuse them at the general level.


    The two newcomers went on stage to warm up, and the effect was average.


    Guo gangde sat backstage and listened carefully, then shook his head: "the rhythm is too chaotic to control. These two are not talented. We have to work harder."


    Yu Qian: "let''s practice. It''s still far from it, unless you suddenly open your mind like Yue Yupeng and Qin Tao."


    Guo gangde: "where are so many enlightened people? There are so many crosstalk speakers in the country, and there are no more than ten enlightened people. Most of them are dazzled."


    Yu Qian: "and those who are enlightened don''t talk about crosstalk."


    Guo gangde: "didn''t I start late? Let Cheng Dalong go first! I''m sorry."


    The two people were chatting with each other, and in the twinkling of an eye, the three crosstalk had been finished.


    Hou ye, the intangible cultural heritage, went to the stage as usual: "now please enjoy the crosstalk" I''m a singer "brought to you by Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu, a non staff member of Yunde society."


    Pop pop


    The audience responded warmly. Many people came to Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng.


    "Li Tiezhu!"


    "Serious brother, come on."


    "Xu Sanduo..."


    "Xiaoyue ~"


    "Yue Yupeng, I love you."


    "Li Tiezhu, I''ll give you a monkey."


    Songzhuer stood up with his waist on his hips: "who? Rob business?"


    As soon as the audience saw that it was an iron headed baby, they were very happy, and the men and women followed.


    Sun covered his face straight. How did his daughter grow into this virtue? There must be something wrong.


    Aunt Lin raised her hand and clapped her daughter. She should be so domineering!


    Backstage, Yue Yupeng, who was preparing for the stage, smiled and walked on the stage.


    Yue Yupeng went directly to the back of the table and stood well. He left the position of tease to Li Tiezhu on his heel. With this move, the audience was hi. Dare you be tease by Li Tiezhu today? Can he do it?


    Li Tiezhu also wore mang today, walked up like a model, stood at the table, picked up the folding fan on the table and tried to be handsome. As a result, he... Fell off.


    "Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly went to collect the folding fan in the air. He didn''t collect it. He kicked it again. He wanted to kick it up, but he kicked it directly down the stage.


    The audience was stunned and had an accident as soon as they appeared?


    Yue Yupeng snickered beside him.


    Li Tiezhu stuck his waist and said, "life is so unexpected! You see? This fan suddenly turned a corner like my destiny. Hello, old and young men, big girls, sisters and aunts in Jinmen. I''m Li Tiezhu. Today, I''ll bring you a crosstalk" I''m a singer "with brother Yue."


    The audience laughed and applauded. I believe you! However, hard Au theme ah! But it''s cute.


    Yue Yupeng secretly applauded Li Tiezhu and was about to answer.


    A female spectator at the bottom picked up the folding fan and said, "come on! I have your fan."


    Li Tiezhu: "what? Do you want to tear up the ticket or something?"


    The audience of Yunde society are wonderful flowers. The eldest sister said, "call me beautiful sister and I''ll give it back to you."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m face blind, but I''m not blind. Security guard! No... bamboo, hit her!"


    "Woo ~"


    "Your uncle!"


    The eldest sister was so angry that she threw the fan directly at Li Tiezhu and was firmly caught by Li Tiezhu. The eldest sister stamped her feet and sat down again.


    The most wonderful thing is that songzhuer really stood up, rolled up his sleeves, and then sat down again.


    The audience cheered as usual: "woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "pillar, you offend the audience of Yunde club when you come. How else do you play?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not from your Yunde society. What am I afraid of?"


    Yue Yupeng: "ho! Anyway, I can''t beat you. Go on."


    Backstage, Yu Qian nodded and looked at Guo gangde.


    Guo gangde: "tut! What a pity! WOW! It''s not enlightened. It''s light! It can make people laugh at anything, and the brain circuit is strange."


    Li Tiezhu, a steady typhoon, held the microphone stand and said, "hum... I forgot the words. What''s the first sentence?"


    Yue Yupeng smiled: "is it true or false? You forget your words when you say crosstalk for the first time?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the eldest sister under the stage: "you have the main responsibility! Eldest sister! If you want to refund your ticket, go to her."


    "Woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu finally remembered: "everyone knows that I am a singer..."


    Yue Yupeng: "no! Wait a minute, what do you say you are?"


    Li Tiezhu looked naive: "I am a singer."


    Yue Yupeng: "isn''t it a singer? Why is it God? Who sealed your God of singing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m from Xichuan. I speak with an accent."


    Yue Yupeng: "Oh! I''m afraid your accent is not too far away? Read it with me, lose lotus root hand, singer."


    Li Tiezhu: "God of losing lotus root, God of singing."


    Yue Yupeng supported the table: "good guy, what do you say about the pistol?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have such a big performance scale? Can you play that thing?"


    "Woo ~"

 Chapter 432

    Yue Yupeng quickly covered Li Tiezhu''s mouth: "don''t talk nonsense. Why are you more yellow than my master? Besides, the audience can call the police!"


    Li Tiezhu: "take your hands off, Mr. Guo is also a practicing family?"


    "Woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "hand! Ah, can you say it? Go on, don''t open the Yellow cavity."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, everyone. I''m a singer and the future singer. I''m just a primary school student in the music industry."


    Yue Yupeng: "Oh, it''s still the God of singing."


    Li Tiezhu smiled modestly, "you see?"


    Yue Yupeng: "what do you see? Aren''t you a primary school student in the music industry? What kind of God of singing do you pretend to be so low-key?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all set off by peers. Most of them are kindergartens. I can play ten alone."


    "Well, you are all minors in the music industry? Then I''m also a singer."


    "Oh? You have a mouth, too?"


    "What do you mean I have a mouth?"


    "You can be a singer with a mouth!"


    "Woo ~"


    "Is the threshold of your line so low? Then I''m really a singer. I have a masterpiece."


    "Sing and listen."


    Yue Yupeng smiled modestly.


    Audience: "ah ~ five rings..."


    Yue Yupeng pointed to the following: "these are my fans! How about my songs?"


    Li Tiezhu: "genius! The person who wrote this song is too powerful."


    "Woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "go! Don''t boast about yourself."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "actually, the threshold of this line is ridiculously low. Everyone! You can''t believe it!"


    Yue Yupeng: "tell me, how low is it? Can it be lower than crosstalk? Anyone who raises elephants can."


    Li Tiezhu disdained to smile: "what''s this? I know a man who sells milk tea. He doesn''t have all five tones and his brain is not easy to use. As a result, he made his debut in combination with position C. so far, he hasn''t sung a song and can''t dance."


    Yang Feifei is now very popular and has countless iron powder. Basically, anyone who scolds Yang Feifei will be sprayed to pieces, but Li Tiezhu is an exception. Yang Feifei personally admits that Li Tiezhu is her master.


    Yue Yupeng: "is that ok?"


    Li Tiezhu: "and they are still very popular! There are countless fans."


    "Does it depend on her master? She doesn''t teach anything."


    "Get out!"


    "Is there anything you don''t know? He said that the person who bought milk tea was Yang Feiyue, who was the disciple of the future singing God. He couldn''t sing a song, and he didn''t teach, ha ha..."


    "This is the school rule. I just accept disciples and don''t care about teaching. My master is like this. It''s called sheep herding teaching. The master leads people into the school to practice. There''s another person, also a singer. You''re afraid to say it."


    "Woo ~"


    "Who?"


    "Pine and bamboo."


    "Woo ~"


    Songzhu''er got up and waved. He was praised by his own man. He was embarrassed.


    Yue Yupeng: "one of them is your apprentice and the other is your girlfriend. Therefore, you have lowered the threshold of Chinese singing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m flattered! I just did a little trivial good."


    Yue Yupeng: "what''s the matter? The threshold of the singing world has been dug into a moat by you. If you want to work harder, you can''t dig out a Sanxingdui? Don''t destroy the singing world."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng, then looked at the sky and blinked twice: "you have to let me think about it carefully. It may not be possible."


    Yue Yupeng quickly waved: "I didn''t instigate it! All the big guys in the singing world, it has nothing to do with me."


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t speak of righteousness. Thanks to me, I''ve always treated you as a son."


    Yue Yupeng: "I''ll go to your uncle! How did you become a singer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a long story. It was a summer. Dad was moving bricks on the construction site..."


    "Get out! Whose father is it?"


    "Call you."


    "Ah! Good son."


    "Huh?"


    "Don''t, no mistake! It''s such a relationship. You continue to talk about you."


    "Oh! I was carrying bricks when Qin Tao suddenly came to me on a small electric donkey. Everyone knows Qin Tao? A pig farmer! A master of sow care! He signed up for a competition audition. When it came to the competition, he didn''t dare to go alone. He said that the judges bit people!"


    "Woo ~"


    The audience laughed, and the backstage crowd was too happy.


    Yu Qian: "this is good, this is good! Many of them are hanging up now and both work."


    Guo gangde nodded: "yes, yes, yes! The judge''s biting hanging can be said all the time and taken out repeatedly. It''s much better than practicing in the afternoon! It''s not easy in a day..."


    Yu Qian: "regret it?"


    Guo gangde touched his head: "I don''t regret it. He won''t talk about crosstalk. The child is so talented that Yunde society can''t match him. Everyone has a good relationship. It''s also good to ask him to talk once a year."


    Yu Qian also nodded.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu can''t remember so many words, that is, he remembers the rhythm after saying it several times, and Yue Yupeng has been helping him control the rhythm. So it''s very smooth, but in fact, a lot of words come out temporarily. For example, if the judge bites or Li Tiezhu slaps his head and jumps out, Xiao Yueyue has rich experience and can take it.


    This is not true. Yue Yupeng said unkindly, "tell me, who bites the four judges?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: "I heard! I just heard that I haven''t really bitten."


    Yue Yupeng: "I heard that there is also a name. Don''t you sing God? What are you afraid of? Say it!"


    Li Tiezhu looked down at the stage and said, "what a big play? Really?"


    The audience shouted, "say!"


    Li Tiezhu: "this legend will bite the judges..."


    Songzhuer stood up and shouted, "lengba!"


    Li Tiezhu clapped his hands: "what she said! It''s none of my business!"


    Yue Yupeng: "is it so magical? Did she bite?"


    Songzhu''er thumbs up to Li Tiezhu, then sits down and looks like I''m covering you. Besides, she would have bitten.


    Li Tiezhu said, "no! Maybe it''s not to my taste, or maybe she''s not hungry at all. In short, she was very calm when I accompanied Qin Tao to sing."


    Yue Yupeng: "so you asked her to help you with your popsicle because you were afraid she was hungry, right?"


    Li Tiezhu took a surprised look at Yue Yupeng, and you hung it up for me?


    He said: "it''s not true. I''m still reluctant to give up. My family is not rich. It''s rare to eat popsicles once a year. Qin Tao invited him. Then Qin Tao sang. I helped him sing harmony. Naturally, he was eliminated. Another old judge insisted on me to sing, but I didn''t dare not sing..."


    Yue Yupeng: "I understand. I''m afraid he''ll bite."


    "Woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu stared at Yue Yupeng: "what are you talking about? Teacher Chen Poisson is wearing dentures. How can he bite?"


    "Woo ~"


    Pop pop


    Yue Yupeng nodded, "so children should brush their teeth frequently."


    Li Tiezhu: "so I sang... What are you doing? Don''t teach bad children. Remember, biting is wrong! I suggest you cultivate some other interests, such as smoking and drinking..."


    "Smoking and drinking are hot and biting!"


    The audience of Yunde society is really wrong. They have to stare at the rhythm of the actors.


    Li Tiezhu: "so Mr. Yu Qian... I stayed in the same room with him for several hours today. No one told me?"


    Yue Yupeng: "his old man didn''t do this before. It''s estimated that it will be like this from now on."


    Backstage Yu Qian was also happy: "these two shriveled calves!"


    Guo gangde: "elder martial brother, you know me. My meat is salty. You hold your mouth high. Yunde society is young and tender. There is no shortage of your food..."


    On the stage, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng continued, and it was always said that Li Tiezhu won the good voice champion.


    The audience responded very well. It''s basically a burden in ten to twenty seconds. It''s very compact.


    Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng are also getting better.


    "You won the championship and made your debut. Have you made any achievements in the past year and a half?"


    "Ashamed! Ashamed! So far, the results are average."


    "What have you achieved?"


    "In the top ten of the hot songs list, when I was young, only four or five songs were sung by me. In addition, I wrote only six or seven songs for others. Only once, the top ten were all my songs. Unfortunately, it didn''t last long and lasted only one and a half months. I''m ashamed..."


    "Woo ~"


    "You call this general?"


    "Isn''t that right? And the sales volume of my first album is not very good, so I barely broke the sales record created by director Zhou ten years ago, only a little more than him."


    "How much is a little?"


    "He''s 35 million, I''m 60 million."


    "It''s called a little bit?"


    "That''s not true! The second album has only been out for more than a month. Alas, the sales are also worrying..."


    "How much?"


    "63 million."


    "So little?"


    "Yes! I was so worried that I ran to make a TV play."


    "How about the TV series?"


    "The first episode was broadcast last night, and the agent calculated it for me. It''s only like the second and third in ratings last year. Hey! What can''t I do! I''m sorry fans!"


    "Didn''t you make a good movie? You won the Best Newcomer Award."


    "Hey! The movie is to play with tickets. I blame myself for not working hard. The two films mainly involved, the rabbit and the God of medicine, only grossed $5 billion."


    "That''s a lot. It''s much better than my master."


    "How do you talk? Why take teacher Guo and bury me? Does he deserve it?"


    "Woo ~"


    "I also don''t think he deserves it."


    "Aren''t you afraid he''ll kill you?"


    "I''m also a corner. If he dares to hit me, I''ll break out of Yunde society! Hum!"


    "Woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu peeked backstage and said, "how old are you this year?"


    Yue Yupeng: "thirty three."


    Li Tiezhu: "what a pity! He was thirty-three years old! Why can''t you think of it?"


    Yue Yupeng stuck his neck: "what''s the matter? It''s so hard! Hey ~ I''m red! Ha ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu: "your master''s mouth is fine. I''m sure that a few minutes later, Mr. Guo bit you backstage!"


    "Woo ~"


    "Bite him!"


    "Miss Guo bit!"


    "Bite ~"


    Yue Yupeng''s face changed and he knelt in the direction of the backstage: "master, I''m wrong! Leave someone under my mouth!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Miss Guo? Bite? I''ll hold it down for you!"


    Yue Yupeng is still kneeling: "master?"


    A voice came from backstage: "just say it, don''t bite you!"


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Yue Yupeng fired a bullet: "my master asked me to speak casually. I went out of Yunde society to set up my own house! I also scolded Guo gangde! With my ability, I destroyed Yunde society..."


    Backstage: "Li Tiezhu, hold him down for me and wait for me to grind my teeth."


    The audience laughed wildly.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: "do you still talk about crosstalk?"


    Yue Yupeng: "stop talking. I have to kowtow to my master first, or I''ll really die here tonight."


    "Didn''t you say there was no size on the stage?"


    "And the second half... There is a new grave under the stage."


    Li Tiezhu: "crosstalk is still a high-risk industry? I don''t understand it when we say crosstalk for the first time. Will it be hasty if we end like this?"


    Yue Yupeng: "just be hasty! Otherwise, my life may end more hastily."


    Originally, it should be Li Tiezhu and Versailles several times in the book. Yue Yupeng wanted to say that we sympathize with each other. I am as mediocre as you in the crosstalk world, because after I surpassed my master and uncle Qian, I lost my goal and invincible is always so lonely.


    But the stubbornly bitten stem deviated from the rhythm, but there was nothing bad.


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s it, old and young men, thank you for your support!"


    Yue Yupeng: "if I don''t die, will you come back next time?"


    Against the warm applause from the audience, they bowed and walked towards the side curtain strip.


    Yue Yupeng felt something wrong as he walked. The applause of the audience became more and more enthusiastic, and many people were shouting Li Tiezhu''s name. He was surprised. Is it so good? Li Tiezhu really said crosstalk for the first time. Is that all you do?


    He wanted to hold Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu walked too fast and got off the stage.


    Yue Yupeng had to follow off the stage.


    Backstage, Mr. Guo and Yu Qian stood up with everyone and applauded.


    The Marquis of the press didn''t go to the stage and applauded.


    Miss Guo: "great! Go."


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    Yue Yupeng dragged Li Tiezhu to the stage again: "listen to the applause outside. My master is just like this. This is asking us to return."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "what is return?"


    When he came to the stage, when the applause gradually decreased, Yue Yupeng said, "don''t you embarrass me, fat tiger? We prepared a crosstalk and finished it. Besides, the one next to me doesn''t even know what it means to return. You let us return. What shall we do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "return, do you want to add money?"


    Audience: "add!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: "it''s OK to add money. Just make two sentences."


    Yue Yupeng: "what did you say?"


    Li Tiezhu: "said the singer, said I was a crosstalk actor?"


    Yue Yupeng: "OK! I''ll tease you. Can you hold it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    This is Yue Yupeng. He is afraid that Li Tiezhu is a layman. He has no work in his stomach and doesn''t understand. He helps him reduce his burden and pressure.


    They changed their positions on the stage. Yue Yupeng smiled with shame: "my name is Yue Yupeng. I''m a primary school student in the crosstalk world."


    Li Tiezhu: "Ho ~"


    The audience laughed. What are you holding? A surprise.


    Yue Yupeng was surprised: "why? Will you cheer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! You see the audience laughing."


    Yue Yupeng: "you''re wrong. You have to pass me a message and learn from Uncle Xueqian. You have to say how you are such a popular pupil? Yo, you''re modest and so on."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t! I don''t take the usual way. You see, the audience laughs, and it''s right. Why should I learn from Yu Qian?"


    "OK! The whole... You''ll be miserable if the audience doesn''t laugh."


    "Good guy!"


    "Er... You can''t fix me. Why am I a pupil? I''m not modest, but there are experts in crosstalk!"


    "Ah ~"


    "You... Who is the expert?"


    "Good fellow, how tall?"


    "One meter six."


    "Oh! There are such strange people in the world?"


    "What''s the matter? One meter six is strange. His distant relative Guo Laosi is only one meter."


    "Is this... Heredity?"


    "Go! I''ll just say it alone. This strange man, no, expert, is my master. He''s an old man..."


    "Immortality?"


    "I... master, bite him!"

 Chapter 433

    "Woo ~"


    This is the standard for the audience of crosstalk of Yunde society, but except for the crosstalk of Mr. Guo and uncle LV, there is no such dense cheering in general crosstalk. Offbeat audiences make complaints about bullet screen comments.


    Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng make complaints about the two periods, and they can see that they are very good at buying.


    Li Tiezhu: "your master is still alive?"


    Yue Yupeng: "nonsense! The little black fat man backstage, the mouth thief. That''s my master. My master is healthy... There!"


    "Woo ~"


    "Yes, it looks really healthy... Healthy!"


    Backstage Guo gangde smiled and didn''t care. He thought the two jobs were very good, and he was willing to listen. After all, this is the most difficult pure cash hanging. I didn''t prepare any books.


    "My master has a unique job. He doesn''t teach his disciples easily. I can''t compare with him."


    "He doesn''t even teach disciples? Does he teach his own son?"


    "It''s said that I''m ready to teach. Hasn''t the paternity test come down yet? It''s just these days."


    "Woo ~"


    "What unique work? So mysterious?"


    "Bite."


    "What kind of work is this?"


    "Why not? Everyone knows that crosstalk pays attention to five subjects."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it four? Talking, learning and singing."


    Xiao Yue smiled strangely, "are you a layman? That''s crosstalk at the primary school level. At the junior middle school level, that''s five subjects."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, which five doors?"


    Xiao Yue: "talking, learning, teasing, singing and biting! The essence of this is this last door."


    "Bite?"


    "Look! When we perform, we often encounter people shouting for ticket refund. My master performs on the stage, and none of the following dare to shout for ticket refund. This is called strategic deterrence! AHA... The self-cultivation of crosstalk actors in history..."


    "Woo ~"


    "Refund! Refund!"


    "Brother Yue, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years! You have a definite truth."


    "Don''t you talk nonsense? If my master is playing, you... Can''t run away! One by one!"


    "Ho ~ did the audience buy insurance? Dare to listen to crosstalk?"


    "Woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "my master is not picky about food. Whether he has bought insurance or not is regarded as biting."


    Li Tiezhu: "Mr. Guo is fair! I admire him! If he doesn''t teach you, you can find a donkey teacher! He can too."


    "Woo ~"


    Xiaoyue waved his hand: "don''t mention it. He didn''t teach me. He only taught me how to smoke and drink. He also hid this last unique job."


    "Well!"


    "So, without this unique skill, I can''t compare with the donkey teacher. There are two pressing me. Don''t I be a primary school student in the crosstalk world? There''s no hope for me to rise at the beginning."


    "Who are they?"


    "It depends on the state. Generally, they are evenly matched. If the donkey is drunk, ten Guo gangde can''t get close!"


    "Woo ~"


    A dog bites a dog!


    Backstage, the younger generation burst into laughter. These two goods really don''t know how to live or die! Come on! Guo Dalin and Qin Tao laughed the most.


    Guo gangde and Yu Qian looked at each other. Lao Guo said, "later, I''m Yue Yupeng, elder martial brother Li Tiezhu. We''ll kill them one by one!"


    Yu Qian: "Oh! Here you are. I have a toothache."


    Guo gangde: "Da Linzi?"


    Guo Dalin: "I haven''t learned it yet. You always forget? The paternity test hasn''t come down yet."


    Guo gangde: "Oh! Didn''t your Shiniang teach you?"


    Yu Qian: "go away! Guo gangde, will you die? Smoke you!"


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu said, "Oh! I''m afraid the donkey teacher doesn''t drink wine. Is it a red buff?"


    Yue Yupeng: "it''s possible."


    "What''s possible? I haven''t heard of it! You''re playing games when you''re a marquis? Hurry up and go on. These two are only in junior high school. Are there any stronger ones?"


    "Of course! It scares you to death."


    "Who?"


    "The king of crosstalk today! The first crosstalk artist in China, Mr. Jiang!"


    "I heard a little. He is taller than Mr. Guo and Mr. donkey?"


    "It''s not just high school crosstalk!"


    "Isn''t that six courses? Talking, learning, teasing, singing and biting, and one?"


    "No, it''s still five. High school is also a middle school! The courses are similar, but stronger."


    "What''s a strong law?"


    "Hum! Mr. Jiang is gifted and has deep internal power. He has reached the level of cheap and open. His cultivation is very high."


    "Ho! Tell me more?"


    Yue Yupeng: "he can bite people through the air! Isn''t he powerful?"


    a phrase with a double meaning.


    Yue Yupeng is obviously satirizing Mr. Jiang''s slander and abuse of Guo gangde and Yunde Society for more than ten years. What crosstalk is vulgar by Guo gangde, and what crosstalk is not easy to be elegant. In the final analysis, crosstalk doesn''t make people laugh, and no one listens. Elegance is useless?


    The audience loved it. What they said on the stage is not afraid of death. Are we afraid of farting when we listen to crosstalk?


    Backstage, many young people of Yunde society were surprised. Is brother Yue dead?


    Guo gangde glared: "this means hi!"


    Yu Qian: "it''s over! But it''s over. You can''t reduce it at this time. If you want to finish, you''d better let the audience shine in front of you."


    Guo gangde nodded: "it''s this reason. If you say it, you''ll be brilliant, otherwise it''ll be malicious slander. If the paragraph is brilliant, it can be better."


    Yu Qian: "can you? I offended the master."


    Guo gangde: "what are you afraid of? Iron pillar''s status today? Besides, he doesn''t mix crosstalk circles. He scolds when he scolds."


    Guo Dalin: "Dad! My master said brother Yue was dangerous."


    Guo gangde: "Oh, that''s all right. It happens that he''s a little floating recently. It''s good to have some pain."


    Yu Qian nodded, "haven''t you protected Xiao Yue too well? Now he''s willing to let him suffer?"


    Guo gangde pointed to the podium: "Li Tiezhu''s debut is less than two years. He has experienced several storms. He is not old, but he is obviously much more calm than Xiao Yue in major events."


    Guo Dalin followed his father''s fingers and looked at Li Tiezhu on the stage through the channel of the side curtain, as if thinking.


    Li Tiezhu also heard a little about Jiang''s holiday with Mr. Guo, but he didn''t advise: "this is a long-range attack! It''s really powerful. Does he have any achievements?"


    Yue Yupeng pointed to the backstage: "my master! As far away as Jinmen, teacher Jiang tore a piece of meat from his ass hundreds of miles away from Kyoto."


    "Terrible! Why?"


    "Have you heard a word?"


    "What do you say?"


    "Stepping on Li Tiezhu is doomed, and biting Guo gangde is red and purple!"


    "Ho!"


    "Woo ~"


    Pa pa... Applause and cheers are heard one after another. Although the second half is a joke, the first half is genuine!


    Backstage, Guo gangde clapped his hands: "yes! It''s done!"


    Yu Qian was also happy: "the burden shook loudly."


    Yue Yupeng: "Hey! It''s so wild! How about high school?"


    Li Tiezhu: "is your master''s hip still well?"


    "I''m not well, I''m not well. I''m bitten every three or five times. It can be said that it''s full of holes and buttocks. Anyway, it''s not as full as his face."


    "Is it black, too?"


    "Woo ~"


    "I didn''t notice that. I... why don''t I go down and take a look, and then come up and describe it to everyone?"


    "Not at all. We''re not too interested."


    "Woo ~"


    "Interested!"


    "Go and pick it!"


    "Want to see!"


    Yue Yupeng pointed to a big man who made a fuss: "you! Get out!"


    Li Tiezhu: "indeed, brother, your aesthetics is not suitable for listening to our crosstalk. It''s not elegant at all."


    Yue Yupeng was happy: "Hey! Yes! Yes! Yes! We are a perfect match. Our crosstalk is as elegant as the Royal engine."


    "That is."


    "Back to business, I can''t even compare with my master and uncle donkey. Why can I compare with Mr. Jiang?"


    "Yes, after all, although you have a big face, you are not too plump."


    "Mainly afraid of pain!"


    "I understand. No one is a tough guy like Mr. Guo who bites the green mountain and doesn''t let go."


    "Isn''t it? The key is to bite people across the air. It''s too sudden to prevent. You say if I suddenly turn around, it''s ok?"


    "Woo ~"


    The crosstalk of Yunde society is not recorded and will not be displayed to the public. Except for public performances, most of them are such small theatres, so they are often open-ended. But the audience of Yunde society never talks about martial ethics. They often hold mobile phone videos and then transfer them to the Internet. You can''t stop it.


    This is not true. The crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng was photographed and fried on the Internet that night.


    The first paragraph "I''m a singer" is OK. It''s just Versailles. It''s harmless to make fun of the singing world. But the second paragraph "I''m a crosstalk actor" poked a hornet''s nest, especially when Yue Yupeng said that Mr. Jiang bit people in the air, he was fired.


    Many defenders of traditional crosstalk scolded Yue Yupeng for not knowing his dignity, humiliated his elders and asked him to kneel down and apologize.


    Many netizens said that while Li Tiezhu helped the tyranny and tarnished the art of crosstalk, he even slandered the celebrities in the crosstalk world, which belongs to the performance of poor character.


    Of course, these are all later words. At this moment, the performance on the stage continues, and the audience is particularly happy to hear it.


    Li Tiezhu: "there is a certain truth! However, is your crosstalk the highest level in high school?"


    Yue Yupeng: "no! There is another college student, the only college student!"


    "Oh? Is there anything more biting than Mr. Jiang?"


    "Ah... Mr. Jiang is better than him, like a firefly competing with the sun and the moon!"


    "Who? What do you know?"


    "Six lessons! Talking, learning, teasing, singing, biting and rubbing!"


    "Where to start?"


    "Just skip talking, learning and singing. He is proficient in everything. He is also the ancestor of music crosstalk! People start with 50000 people in a special crosstalk session! Unlike us, 500 people are embarrassed to talk to others. Do you say that such people have animals rather than animals?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The audience shouted, "animals!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "why is it an animal? Tell me carefully what it is like to bite and rub, and bite people every other space!"


    Xiao Yue smiled: "hum! It scares you to death."


    "You say so!"


    "It''s not a simple bite in the air, it''s a group of people biting in the air in an all-round way! He doesn''t have to move his mouth. Under the leadership of tietouwa benwa and fenwa, his hundreds of millions of fans bite one by one and fight all over the world!"


    Pine and bamboo jumped up again and waved in all directions: "Hey, hey... That''s right! I did it!"


    Sun covered his face as usual and wanted to find a ground seam to drill in.


    Aunt Lin was elated and said to the people around him, "this is my daughter, and that''s my son-in-law on the stage!"


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu frowned: "why is this person so familiar?"


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Yue Yupeng: "don''t talk about whether you are familiar or not! What he is best at is only the unique homework at the university level - rubbing!"


    "How to rub?"


    "I don''t know the specific rubbing method! This is a unique skill of others. Only people know it. However, you can see his achievements."


    "Oh? Is it great?"


    "Is it still powerful? Look at your inexperienced strength. It''s quite powerful! Lengba knows?"


    "The judge who bites, I know."


    "Woo ~"


    "She was rubbed into a hard core fan and a guide for her debut. She directly took infinite challenge with her. Later, she had to support him every game."


    "Ho! Is lengba blind?"


    "You said it! I didn''t say it."


    "Hi."


    "Does Han Hong know? His aunt! Does Chen Yisen know? He is a mentor. Does CCTV know? Directly support him and invite him to the Spring Festival Gala. Does Cheng Dalong know? His master! Does Zhou Xingxing know? Ask him to be the No. 1 man in the new film. Does Penguin know?"


    "Penguin knows, big business."


    Yue Yupeng: "his father."


    Li Tiezhu: "your father!"


    "I said crosstalk master, why did you scold me?"


    "I thought you were talking about me."


    "No! This man has never talked about crosstalk before today, but his legend has always spread in the crosstalk world! Jianghu people call him Teddy in the crosstalk world."


    "Wait a minute, what Teddy?"


    "It''s Taishan Beidou, or teddy for short."


    "That''s called the leader."


    "Don''t care about these details. I''m from Central South China and speak with an accent."


    "Go away! Get lotus root, master."


    "Didi, Teddy."


    "Are you special..."


    "God who loses lotus root, di who gets lotus root, this is a typical double label! I don''t care. Anyway, the heavenly king Lao Tzu is here, and he is also Teddy in crosstalk!"


    Backstage, Yu Qian said, "put it right? Lose the lotus root and get the lotus root! This is really good."


    Guo gangde: "Hey! No matter whether it''s a coincidence or not, the two crosstalk pairs these two, which is their ability."


    Li Tiezhu said silently, "all right, Teddy! That''s powerful enough."


    Yue Yupeng: "so, I say I''m a primary school student in the crosstalk world. Is that ok?"


    "HMM. but you have to find a way! You can''t always be a primary school student. You have to make progress."


    "Yes! Everyone doesn''t teach me what to do?"


    "What should I do?"


    "I teach myself!"


    "Can you teach yourself this thing? Just have a mouth?"


    "Of course it''s not that simple! I''m going to study by myself, but I have to find a partner to practice."


    "What are you looking for?"


    "So I went home to find my daughter-in-law..."


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly stopped: "no, wait a minute! I have to remind you that there is a difference between biting in crosstalk and biting behind closed doors."


    Yue Yupeng was stunned: "what are you talking about? I don''t understand!"


    "Whoa!"


    The audience roared and Li Tiezhu drove!


    Song Zhuer: "Whoa!!!"


    Li Tiezhu''s old face is red: "it''s a closed door to bite people, that is, a husband and wife fight.


    "Whoa!"


    The audience doesn''t believe it.


    Yue Yupeng said, "that''s not a fight. As soon as my daughter-in-law raised her hand, I knelt down and didn''t bite."


    "What about the end? Did you learn it?"


    "My daughter-in-law learned."


    "Woo ~"


    "Where is that sister-in-law now?"


    "Yunde Club ticket refund station."


    "Ho! Good guy, there is a risk of ticket refund. Be careful when you coax! Everyone!"


    "Woo ~"


    The audience cheered as usual.


    Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng looked at each other tacitly, bowed, and the second performance ended.

 Chapter 434

    The crosstalk ended suddenly, which is not abrupt, but sudden. As for my sister-in-law''s work at the ticket refund station, it''s a burden. Stick to the above... No one dares to refund tickets in Yunde club. It''s over.


    The reason for the sudden is that everyone knows that Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng are impromptu crosstalk. They haven''t rehearsed. In fact, their mood is still high. Suddenly, it ends. We can''t accept it.


    Even many martial brothers in the backstage didn''t react until after the end. It''s actually a good point to take sister-in-law as the end.


    But even they couldn''t help but want to listen more.


    Yu Qian looked at Guo gangde: "how''s it going? Corner?"


    Guo gangde: "elder martial brother! Look, they have to go back."


    Yu Qian lit a cigarette: "I guess so. It''s not so easy for the audience to let them go."


    The martial brothers nearby were stunned and returned? One return, two return? You know, the traditional crosstalk can only return three times, and it will end three times. Of course, Guo gangde is different. He and Yu Qian returned up to 15 times, which shows the audience''s love for them.


    However, Li Tiezhu, a newcomer who can''t do anything, can return twice?


    Applause is the best answer.


    Once the corner on the stage steps down and the applause of the audience is not weak, but stronger, it shows that the audience wants them to return.


    The number of return times determines the popularity of a corner or a crosstalk.


    Therefore, the return is a kind of extreme praise from the audience.


    Generally speaking, there are two kinds of return, one is the return before the screen, and the other is the return behind the scenes.


    Just now, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng got off the stage and returned. This is the return behind the scenes. Now, before they completely stepped down, they were restrained by the extreme applause and had to return before stepping down, which belongs to the pre screen return.


    Yue Yupeng took Li Tiezhu back. He was experienced.


    Backstage, Guo gangde: "yes! Let them both play today! We don''t have to go."


    Yu Qian said, "can you afford money? Li Tiezhu''s appearance fee is high."


    Guo gangde wiped his face: "yes! Drag him down!"


    Yu Qian: "bite it yourself. Others can''t drag it."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? The appearance fee given by Mr. Guo is not enough for such a long performance. I''m not cheap! I''m a bull and horse?"


    The audience applauded as before and shouted, "woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng said, "thank you for your love, but we are temporary partners. We really didn''t prepare so many books. We don''t know what to say. It''s quite embarrassing!"


    Off the stage, aunt Lin asked, "Why are you back? How was the program arranged?"


    Songzhuer did his homework and said, "it''s called return. It''s a special treatment for good actors. Please ask them to come back and perform another paragraph."


    Sun covered his face and whispered, "such a bad piece can also return. Yunde society is just like this."


    Aunt Lin: "I think it''s very good! I don''t care about the crosstalk of our pillars. It''s good to listen to another one."


    Matsushita: "that''s it! Don''t look at iron pillar stupid. It''s a good job."


    Backstage, Guo Dalin said, "isn''t it bad? They didn''t say anything. Who should save the scene?"


    Yu Qian said, "look, I can''t go up."


    Qin Tao holds a cigarette in his mouth and doesn''t light it. He pretends to be forced. He can''t smoke. He steals Master Yu Qian''s acting and forcing: "no! You all underestimate Li Tiezhu''s animal. Look, there''s a good play. Brother Yue will be more handsome if he will cooperate."


    Guo gangde: "Oh? He still has work?"


    Qin Tao: "cut! There''s more than work! He''s a joke!"


    Guo gangde nodded. These days, there are not many men like him and Shen mouteng who grow up on smiling points. Li Tiezhu is obviously one of the few evil obstacles.


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu said blankly, "what''s the situation? We have to do another paragraph?"


    Yue Yupeng: "no words! I''m not ready."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "forget it. How about a press conference? I''m sure old and young men also have a lot of problems."


    Yue Yupeng: "on-site Q & A? Yunde society must overturn. Bad reputation!"


    Li Tiezhu: "does Yunde society have a reputation?"


    Yue Yupeng smiled: "ha ha! There''s nothing. What''s that? Ask the aunt over there first."


    The aunt stood up, a little shy, raised the air bangs like master Baylor, and said, "you said your wife was at the Yunde Club ticket refund station, so... Last time I went to refund the ticket, why didn''t I get bitten?"


    Yue Yupeng: "well... My daughter-in-law is absent from work? No!"


    Li Tiezhu explained with a smile: "aunt, you can actually find problems from yourself. Maybe you don''t have any appetite? Brother Yue has good food, and my sister-in-law shouldn''t be hungry..."


    Aunt: "I bought a watch last year!"


    Li Tiezhu: "next! The child."


    A little fat man with a red scarf stood up and said, "can I learn from Yunde society? How much tuition do I pay a year?"


    Yue Yupeng replied in seconds: "50000!"


    Little fatty Dun: "can you give a discount?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll give you a discount on your legs! Just say how much you want?"


    Little fatty Yanyan withdrew into his mother''s arms, curled his mouth and was frightened.


    Yue Yupeng: "don''t scare children. It''s good for people to learn crosstalk. My master likes to bite this little fat man with fresh and tender meat."


    Li Tiezhu: "not chewy."


    Little fat man almost cried.


    Yue Yupeng: "who said that? I was very chewy when I was a child. My master said that."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng''s ass.


    Yue Yupeng said, "what are you looking at? My master has different hobbies from Mr. Jiang. He doesn''t like fat."


    "Your teacher love the front? No wonder it''s diabetes."


    "Eh? Why do you always tell the truth?"


    Backstage, Guo gangde frowned. You''re paralyzed! Yu Qian smiled and jerked Qin Tao, who showed his teeth in pain.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I want to be honest."


    Yue Yupeng looked at the pines and Bamboos under the stage and said, "fart! You old pebbles! I thought Lv Bu was invincible in the world, but I didn''t expect you to say! Where''s your Diao cicada?"


    Li Tiezhu: "on the waist."


    Yue Yupeng: "Diao Chan! I ask you where Diao Chan is."


    Li Tiezhu: "my Diao cicada is on my waist."


    Yue Yupeng was stunned: "


    Backstage, Guo gangde burst into tears with laughter: "ha ha ha..."


    Qin Tao knelt down and covered his face: "I said he was a bitch..."


    Yu Qian and others looked at each other, which was funny?


    The audience was also at a loss.


    Songzhuer smiled, raised his arm high and thumbed up: "box box..."


    Then the audience laughed.


    "Woo ~"


    Guo Dalin realized: "such a Diao Chan?"


    Yu Qian played the cigarette ash and trembled: "really shameless, homophonic stem..."


    Everyone realized.


    Under the stage, sun was deeply ashamed: "bah! Shameless!"


    Songzhu''er wants to refute. The pillar in my house is so long, but it''s not easy to hit him when he finds that the other party is his father. He can''t bear it.


    Aunt Lin laughed back and forth anyway.


    Sun realized that his daughter had become like this. She learned from her mother.


    Then, many viewers asked questions, which were resolved by Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng one by one.


    "Ah? No! I''m not a musical genius, I''m a crosstalk genius. You know, I''m Teddy in crosstalk! Wang!"


    "What? Hate ~ why am I the first brother of Yunde? I haven''t killed Guo Dalin yet, no, no, no... I mean, I haven''t killed my master! If I can''t kill him, I''ll set up my own house with Li Tiezhu! Keep the big red and purple!"


    "Pines and bamboos? Neuropathy? Skull problem? How can you have such prejudice? My bamboo is gentle, lovely and considerate. The key is... Not biting."


    "Mr. Jiang retaliates against me? Hahaha... He is so respected, virtuous and artistic. He doesn''t deserve it... I''m not afraid!"


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    After a few more minutes, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng bowed down again.


    Before Li Tiezhu stepped down, he shouted, "don''t clap, Yunde society can''t afford money! I''m expensive!"


    The intention is obvious. I don''t want to go back.


    Yue Yupeng was so angry: "can you stop talking? These audiences are shameless."


    Sure enough, when Hou Ye announced on the stage that Qi Xiaoxian was going to bring a crosstalk, there was still a lot of noise, applauding and shouting:


    "Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu..."


    The first crosstalk will return three times! This is a rare honor in crosstalk.


    And whether some decent artists have this treatment or not! Even if they can slander the crosstalk custom of Yunde society, they dare not talk about the audience''s return, especially the crosstalk audience in Jinmen!


    This... Is authority.


    If anyone bites someone across the air and dares to say half a word of no, the audience of the whole crosstalk world can scold him to death. Therefore, they only dare to slander Yunde society and never dare to say that the audience is not a word.


    The Marquis is confused! It''s more stupid than being run over by someone else. What should I do? He also knows that these two people cooperate for the first time. They don''t have much work. Will they continue? Isn''t that fatal?


    Yue Yupeng, who had just arrived backstage, was also a little empty and said to Guo gangde, "master, I can''t carry it!"


    Guo gangde was also surprised and asked Li Tiezhu, "are you still a success?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not my Yunde club. Go! Smashing the field has nothing to do with me."


    Guo gangde looked to the other side. Yu Qian took a sip of wine and highlighted a smoke ring: "iron pillar! How many times do you come every year? Everyone loves to see you. Go! You''re crazy and take Qin Tao. If Qin Tao doesn''t pull his crotch in this war, you have to be sealed."


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "what a god! Qin Shou doesn''t pull his crotch, so as not to affect my reputation all my life."


    Originally, Li Tiezhu''s performance should have ended long ago, but crosstalk is different, especially in the small theater. If the audience applauds and yells, you must return. This is necessary respect! Even if you don''t perform anything back, you have to give the audience enough face.


    This is a small theater. In the final analysis, it is a top-notch artist in the city. It should have professional ethics. The audience is your parents.


    Even Li Tiezhu is no exception. He didn''t understand it before and was duty bound to understand it.


    Li Tiezhu asked Qin Tao, "are you afraid?"


    Qin Tao: "I''m afraid."


    Li Tiezhu: "then go on."


    Qin Tao: "ow..."


    With that, Qin Tao went up, and he walked in front. Li Tiezhu should have gone ahead. After all, the audience shouted Li Tiezhu''s name, not Yue Yupeng, not Qin Tao, but Qin Tao was too nervous.


    As soon as Qin Tao appeared on the stage, there was a boo from the audience. It was not a kind boo, but a malicious one. It was obviously very, very dissatisfied.


    (Note: Yunde club will write in detail! It has something to do with the development of subsequent protagonists, because it will take several people of Yunde club to make movies and make them popular! This is one of them! In addition, the author himself likes crosstalk. Most of the music, movies and variety shows are copied, and a few of the original variety shows are created, but crosstalk is purely original and does not waste too much thought, because I am good at it. Therefore, I hope to make it Part of it is shown to everyone. I hope it''s not too wordy.)

 Chapter 435

    The whole audience booed throughout the small theater, and the martial brothers in the backstage were nervous. This was not just Qin Tao''s experience, but the situation that everyone might face.


    Originally, because Li Tiezhu is a newcomer who has never talked about crosstalk, he was arranged in front.


    That''s good. Zhuyu is in front, not only Qin Tao, but also those who follow. If they don''t speak well, they are likely to be booed. This is no joke. There have been a lot of things like Yunde society. Many times, Guo gangde has to apologize in person.


    This... Is the small theater.


    But!


    As a non staff member, Li Tiezhu is not a famous crosstalk artist. What''s his virtue and ability?


    Because he''s awesome!


    Because he''s red!


    Because he can say!


    Crosstalk, like pop music, has a low entry threshold! But the real threshold is inside the door.


    In fact, Qin Tao is also very angry. I''m going to support my brother. Why are you booing me? Just because I''m not as red as Yue Yupeng? When you clapped and shouted, you called Li Tiezhu, not Yue Yupeng!


    The audience gradually realized that the boos gradually weakened.


    After all, they only saw Qin Tao at the beginning. They thought Qin Tao and Guo Dalin were here again. They didn''t perform very well a few times ago. When they see Li Tiezhu coming out behind Qin Tao, they don''t hush. After all, what they want to see and listen to is Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t have any professional quality, but he can play and has a big brain hole!


    (Note: they all learned from pine and bamboo, and those who are close to Zhu are red)


    Now that Li Tiezhu is back, he is back. Everyone doesn''t care.


    Although the audience in Jinmen are picky, they also know the weight best. Li Tiezhu, the person, said crosstalk for the first time. He didn''t have so many jokes. He didn''t cooperate with Yue Yupeng for a long time. He forced him to call the most familiar Qin Tao. It''s not a crime. It''s acceptable.


    However, many viewers generally lowered their expectations.


    After all, the gap between Qin Tao and Yue Yupeng is not a bit. He and Guo Dalin can''t compare with Yue Yupeng.


    But Li Tiezhu didn''t care. As soon as he came on the stage, he said, "Oh! You Shh me! That''s why you don''t want me to return? Go! Taozi!"


    "Whoa!"


    "Li Tiezhu, you''re floating!"


    "Don''t go!"


    "We shush Qin Tao."


    Li Tiezhu was happy: "Shh, Qin Tao? Then I won''t be angry. Come on, Qin Shou, stand straight away. Let''s shh."


    In the six months of the time when Li Tiezhu was in Beijing, he was familiar with Mandarin, and was taught by Lu Bo''s line class. He also learned many Beijing accent, though he had a lot of differences with the dialect, but at least it was more reliable than trump.


    "Whoa..."


    "Qin fat man, get down."


    "Shoushou, I love you."


    "Postpartum brother, show your hand..."


    "Serious brother, postpartum brother fit again!"


    Qin Tao has been learning from donkey teacher for more than a year. He is not good for nothing.


    Although it was started six months ago, the basic skills are not weak. Immediately, it is a sentence: "where do you come from? Hush me? Shut up! If it weren''t for me, Li Tiezhu would be red? If it weren''t for me to worship uncle donkey, you could hear him say crosstalk in the people''s theater?"


    The audience was suddenly quiet, because Qin Tao had a certain truth, and Li Tiezhu really relied on him to bring it out.


    Although Qin Tao himself was eliminated by the good voice, Li Tiezhu won the championship!


    Qin Tao added: "so, without me, there would be no Li Tiezhu! Of course, I don''t blame you. I''m glad that you can like iron pillars. I''m happy to be a father..."


    Boom!


    Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao over.


    That''s it.


    Cheng Dalong''s action crosstalk is also very happy. The audience laughed. Qin Tao flew out straight


    Li Tiezhu kicked Qin Tao, who teased the stem, and stood up: "don''t listen to this grandson''s nonsense. I''m red because of his factors, but I mainly rely on... Selfie!"


    Songzhuer jumped up: "shit, selfie! Bah!"


    Li Tiezhu picked up the fan on the table and threw it at songzhu''er. The technique was a little gentle. Songzhu''er received the fan and began to fan. He said happily: "we, the old and young men of Jinmen, kill them! Whoa ~"


    Audience Jing Cong: "whoa..."


    It''s nothing to make trouble with pine and bamboo. Yunde society has never lacked audiences to make trouble, but has become an atmosphere.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to songzhu''er and said, "go home and I''ll kill you!"


    Sun jumped up: "dare you! I''ll kill you."


    Aunt Lin took sun and said, "crosstalk is a joke. Are you crazy?"


    Songzhuer: "slightly! If you don''t hit, you are a grandson!"


    Qin Tao got up, silently walked to the teasing position, and smiled: "it seems that brother''s position at home is not very high!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Oh... I have a girlfriend."


    Qin Tao: "others don''t know, but I know that Li Tiezhu didn''t come to Jinmen for crosstalk this time. He came to see the woman''s parents. The woman''s father seems very dissatisfied with him."


    Sun murmured, "satisfied with a ghost!"


    Li Tiezhu: "but... I have a girlfriend."


    Qin Tao: "you say you are so successful and so popular, how can you be looked down upon?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have a girlfriend, you don''t."


    Qin Tao: "you''re paralyzed!"


    Li Tiezhu: "moreover, as far as I know, you are still a virgin!"


    "Woo ~"


    Qin Tao suddenly went crazy and pinched Li Tiezhu''s neck.


    Li Tiezhu turned around and threw Qin Tao on the stage. He said calmly, "sorry, everyone! I''m in a hurry to go out today and forgot to bring the dog rope, but rest assured that he doesn''t bite. The biter is backstage and hasn''t come out yet."


    Audience: "Whoa!"


    Li Tiezhu added: "today, I''ll make an exception and tell you a single mouth for the first time! After all, I''m back. I can''t help meeting a partner without a rope. Take one of the names of the single mouth and call it... Threshold!"


    Qin Tao got up again and stubbornly stood back to his teasing position: "Whoa!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve performed two paragraphs before. One is" I''m a singer "with a Taiwan version and the other is" I''m a crosstalk actor "without a Taiwan version. This latest paragraph," threshold ", is a sequel to the first two. If the duration is long, I''ll ask..."


    With that, Li Tiezhu looked at the side curtain strip. From here, you can see Guo gangde and Teacher Yu Qian.


    Guo gangde didn''t make any gestures, but directly shouted, "just say it! The whole audience will do!"


    The audience cheered!


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "I''m not a person! Give me 30000 yuan. Let me say that I''m not a person all night..."


    Qin Tao made trouble: "ho! Good guy!"


    Li Tiezhu glanced at him and said, "look at this goods! Yes, it''s Qin Tao. Do you think there is a threshold in crosstalk?"


    The audience shouted, "no!"


    Li Tiezhu: "wrong! Right threshold! And the threshold is not general."


    Qin Tao was overjoyed: "ah? Isn''t the threshold low?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not generally low. You can come in as long as it''s crooked melon and split dates. People hate dogs. If it''s normal, you can''t come in!"


    Qin Tao: "who are you talking about?"


    Li Tiezhu: "so, do you know why I became popular in crosstalk?"


    audience:


    "Woo ~"


    "Postpartum brother, learn!"


    "This self mockery is OK!"


    "Cow force."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s the same in the singing world. As mentioned earlier, Yang Feifei can''t sing a song like that and can make his debut in C position! What about the crosstalk world? Qin Tao, who can''t fart with his three shoulder poles, can still climb on the small theater stage of Yunde society! Whose fault is this?"


    Qin Tao: "me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t deserve it! It''s all my fault! It''s my fault that I didn''t enter the music world and crosstalk world earlier, which led to the inner volume of these two industries."


    Qin Tao: "your uncle."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you talking about?"


    Qin Tao: "uncle!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, nephew, don''t be discouraged. It''s man-made. As long as you work hard, you will become an excellent ticket refund station staff. On the premise, you have to compete with brother Yue''s daughter-in-law!"


    Qin Tao: "brother Yue, let me go?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t help him for the future of Yunde society!"


    Yue Yupeng poked out his head: "I won''t let you! Well..."


    Li Tiezhu: "look, those who cover his mouth are the pillars of Yunde society!"


    Audience: "Whoa!"


    Qin Tao scratched his ass and said, "is this... Reliable? Your IQ has never been high. It''s hard for me to believe you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "let me tell you, when I entered the singing world, guess what?"


    Qin Tao: "hmm?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I, Zhao Liya, Justin and Yi Xiaomao are all gifted? If you want to be talented, you need to have a good face. Apart from Yi Xiaomao''s poor face, what else can you say?"


    Qin Tao: "I beg your pardon!"


    Li Tiezhu: "at that time, the four of us stood at the starting line of our debut. Looking back, Ho! Good guy."


    Qin Tao: "what''s the matter? Has your ass been bitten?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not true, but when we look back, we see a Chinese pastoral dog standing on the starting line!"


    Qin Tao: "er..."


    This made him unable to pick it up, because Li Tiezhu and the four of them entered the finals together with luofeiyan in eastern Guangdong. Today, the four people have names and surnames, but only one luofeiyan is missing. Isn''t she the Chinese pastoral dog?


    Qin Tao was afraid because his words made Yunde society offend people.


    This is the weakness of his character.


    Who knows, at this time, a girl under the stage jumped up and shouted, "Luofei smoke! Fuck NIMA!"


    Five hundred spectators immediately shouted, "good!!!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Qin Tao, do you understand? The more forward-looking and timid you are, the more popular you will be! You see, your brother Yue wants to break out of Yunde society, and your brother Da Lin wants to rob the class and seize power in the change of Xuanwu Gate. What about you? Advice!"


    Backstage, Guo Dalin said, "Dad, don''t listen to him. Hasn''t the paternity test come down yet?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when you come down, master will bite uncle Guo to death. How can you seize power?"


    Guo Dalin: "yes..."


    Guo gangde: "hum? What''s going on? Let me stroke it..."


    Under the stage, sun lowered his head all the way. I''m also a big boss of Jinmen. My wife and daughter are so unpretentious, which makes me very embarrassed! Li Tiezhu, your uncle''s! If I hadn''t been your father, I would have cut you to death!


    Qin Tao thought for a moment and said, "well... I''ll kill my master too?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you''re not qualified! So the threshold of crosstalk and singing is low? There are Yang Feiyue in the singing world and Qin Tao in the crosstalk world. These two circles are rotten. Look back at the Chinese pastoral dog. It has beautiful eyes, high spirits and unique talent..."

 Chapter 436

    Qin Tao: "am I tender, my master?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re still young. Don''t go back and explain yourself. Just have this idea! You don''t have to be a young donkey teacher. The main thing is that you have to improve yourself, you know?"


    Qin Tao: "what to promote?"


    "Say the professional skills of crosstalk!"


    "I''m a crosstalk actor. Why should I be promoted?"


    "This crosstalk is like singing. The threshold is inside the door. He is a ladder up the mountain. You have to climb up. If you don''t climb the mountain, people outside can''t see you because you are blocked by the wall."


    "Did the dog climb?"


    "Dogs climb, too!"


    "Do you climb?"


    "I don''t need it."


    "Why?"


    "I''m in a good position! You''re painting outside the door. I''m different. I''m on the top of the mountain as soon as I come out. Even if I move one step, I''ll go downhill."


    "Woo ~"


    Five hundred spectators mocked Li Tiezhu heartily, even though he was telling the truth.


    Qin Tao: "ho! Good guy, you''re shameless. You say you''re the peak when you make your debut in the singing world?"


    Li Tiezhu: "more than that! I''m the same in the crosstalk world."


    Then Li Tiezhu gave himself a thumbs up.


    "Woo ~"


    Qin Tao: "you know, Teddy in crosstalk!"


    Qin Tao said in his heart, it''s more than cross-talk Teddy? The girl industry is also human Teddy. See one


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re Teddy! Besides, I''ll smoke you."


    Qin Tao: "let''s change the topic."


    "Woo ~"


    Qin Tao glared: "don''t boo me. It hurts to hit people with this goods! I asked him if he didn''t stand on the top of the mountain."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! Fight."


    Qin Tao: "Oh! You didn''t fight before?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I won''t. I was bullied since I was a child. I knew to cry."


    "What did they do to you?"


    "They hit me."


    "How?"


    "Come here and I''ll tell you."


    "Yes."


    Qin Tao nodded and leaned over to listen to the details.


    Li Tiezhu shook his hand and slapped him.


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu: that''s it


    Qin Tao was stunned. Why did he beat me again? Still in front of so many people? Huh? Why did I say that again?


    The audience did not expect it, and immediately laughed.


    Backstage, Yu Qian: "lying in the trough! Hit my apprentice?"


    Guo gangde: "advanced crosstalk often only needs the most simple way of performance."


    Yue Yupeng: "good guy, luckily you didn''t tell me this paragraph."


    On the stage, Qin Tao finally recovered and covered his face: "what are you doing beating me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you ask me how to play? I''ll show you."


    Qin Tao: "who wants you to demonstrate?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re lucky. I haven''t been cut down."


    "It''s good that you haven''t died!"


    "Yes!"


    "Right what right?"


    "That''s how I was beaten. When I was a child, I was bullied by children older than me. Later, I began to fight with them, accumulated a little experience, and finally became stronger! Now, my master may not beat me!"


    "Ah! Such a self-improvement?"


    "Of course, when you talk about crosstalk, you should also strive to improve yourself, just like you take care of a sow."


    "Don''t talk nonsense!"


    "Mobile phone video, sow postpartum care you tiktok? Before the function of the machine, your father forced you to take care of sows video, I tremble......"


    "Hey! Stop it."


    "Yes, you can go and praise it."


    "Whoa..."


    Qin Tao said, "your uncle! Do you... Do you want to know how to deliver a sow?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don''t want to!"


    Qin Tao retaliated and said, "do you understand crosstalk? Let me improve? I think my level is very high."


    "Woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t understand crosstalk, but I know crosstalk is funny. Can you make the audience laugh in one sentence?"


    Qin Tao: "I can''t, can you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "give me music!"


    Somehow, the audience immediately laughed. Another eldest sister was almost out of breath. Everyone laughed. She didn''t stop and made a loud noise.


    Qin Tao opened his mouth: "is that ok? It''s so simple? I can too!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you have one."


    Qin Tao: "give me joy!"


    The audience was indifferent, and even the eldest sister stopped laughing.


    The audience is quiet.


    Li Tiezhu: "see the difference? This is talent. If you don''t have a talent like me, you have to learn and practice!"


    Qin Tao: "I don''t accept it! You say me first and then, of course they don''t laugh."


    Li Tiezhu: "I say again, they still laugh, especially the eldest sister. Do you believe it?"


    Qin Tao shook his head and trembled with fat on his face: "impossible!"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the elder sister: "give me joy!"


    Eldest sister: "Pooh, haha..."


    The audience was also amused by her magical laughter, and all laughed.


    Qin Tao was a little suspicious of life: "give me joy!"


    The big sister stopped, and so did the audience.


    Qin Tao: "it''s not your child care arrangement, is it? Elder sister, you''re happy for me too! Why doesn''t she laugh?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "look at me."


    With that, Li Tiezhu pointed to the eldest sister, and then hooked his finger.


    The eldest sister rolled her eyes again with laughter and couldn''t stop the car.


    Qin Tao: "what''s the situation?"


    Li Tiezhu: "happy!"


    Eldest sister: "box box box..."


    Qin Tao scratched his head.


    Li Tiezhu said, "this is called talent."


    Qin Tao: "I don''t believe it. If you can make me happy, I believe it, and then I try to improve myself."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t make you happy yet?"


    Qin Tao: "I laugh a little high."


    Li Tiezhu: "one word, you have to laugh."


    Qin Tao: "I can hold it."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you have the ability, you can drink water in your mouth first?"


    Qin Tao: "I, I..."


    Songzhu''er immediately took a bottle of mineral water he had never drunk and threw it on the stage. Li Tiezhu caught it steadily.


    Li Tiezhu unscrewed the bottle cap: "come on, let''s call him drink!"


    The audience shouted, "drink, drink!"


    Qin Tao had to take a big SIP and put it in his mouth.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t aim at me, because you will definitely laugh and spray, facing the audience."


    Qin Tao said vaguely, "hurry up."


    Li Tiezhu smiled and even made a set of preparations and pulled his tendons.


    The audience also held their breath and looked forward to Qin Tao''s laughter. However, Qin Tao was ready. How could Li Tiezhu make him laugh? You have to bear it, don''t you?


    Li Tiezhu slowly stretched out his finger and pointed to the eldest sister under the stage: "give me music!"


    The elder sister kicked her legs: "box box box..."


    Qin Tao: "poof... Cough..."


    The goods broke the defense and almost choked to death on the stage. Li Tiezhu is not funny. What makes him unbearable is the eldest sister below.


    Li Tiezhu: "admit it! This is the talent gap. Your level... Do you have to even take it?"


    Qin Tao: "yes! Yes! I''ll go back to learn from Shiniang."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t want you to learn to bite, but to learn to tease and sing first."


    "Whoa!"


    Qin Tao: "can Shiniang do the same?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no?"


    Qin Tao: "go, let''s ask my master."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s OK to ask Mr. Guo. He can understand your Shiniang."


    Then they bowed and ran away.


    This end, more suddenly.


    Backstage, Yu Qian smiled bitterly and was played again.


    Guo gangde shouted, "I understand! Tao Zi, your Shiniang is white."


    Li Tiezhu went backstage and breathed a sigh. He was tired of talking about three paragraphs, because the latter two paragraphs were improvised and not easy.


    Guo gangde: "iron pillar, listen."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes.


    It turned out that there was a lot of applause in the field, and some people shouted that Li Tiezhu had returned.


    We can''t go back again. It will delay Mr. Guo''s military training.


    But the audience won''t buy it.


    As a last resort, Guo gangde personally took Li Tiezhu back to the scene again. Without saying a paragraph, he joked and asked Li Tiezhu to sing half a song, which can be regarded as an end to Li Tiezhu''s performance.


    With Guo gangde coming forward, the audience finally didn''t let Li Tiezhu return, and Yunde society crosstalk continued to perform.


    However, because Li Tiezhu and Zhu Yu were in front, the response of the first two pairs of combined performances was not very good. It was not until Guo Dalin and Qin Tao that the atmosphere was reversed. Today''s dalinzi was also very open and performed very well.


    The stage was performing. Backstage, Guo gangde tried to deceive Li Tiezhu.


    "Iron pillar, you see how much the audience loves you! You have this talent. Just talk about crosstalk!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no, no! They just want to be fresh. After the freshness, I''ll show my true colors. I don''t understand anything about crosstalk."


    Guo gangde: "no! You know better than Mr. Jiang! Crosstalk is funny. That''s the essence. Everything else is empty. Come to me and I''ll give you a special show!"


    Li Tiezhu tilted his head: "open a brick factory? Although I like it, I haven''t moved bricks for a long time. Do you tempt me?"


    Guo gangde wiped his face and thought, "ah! You mean a brick factory? That''s not impossible!"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise? What other brick factory?"


    Yue Yupeng couldn''t listen anymore: "Master said to open a special crosstalk show for you."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "that''s not necessary. I''ll open a special crosstalk show at any time. The national tour, with 50000 people starting each show, your theater is a little smaller..."


    Guo gangde was speechless: "ah... Why did I forget this stubble?"


    Mr. Yu Qian took a mouthful of wine and gloated: "you''re a widow taking a bath - shame yourself!"


    Guo gangde touched his heart with a dark face: "is this the shape?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing.


    In terms of talent, Guo gangde is better.


    In general, Li Tiezhu''s debut in crosstalk today is still very good. He has returned to the scene four times in a row, which has created a record for crosstalk newcomers. It''s good for ordinary newcomers not to be dismissed. How can they return?


    After the performance, Li Tiezhu was treated by teacher Guo again. After drinking half a kilo of wine with Yu Qian, he took a taxi back to songzhuer''s house.


    As soon as she entered the door, aunt Lin brought Li Tiezhu a bowl of sobering soup.


    "Thank you, mom!"


    "This child, why don''t you even have an assistant? Your studio is so unreliable."


    Aunt Lin complained to songzhu''er, because she knew that songzhu''er was in charge of the major events in Li Tiezhu''s studio, because Li Tiezhu had no brain.


    Song Zhuer said, "good news! The ratings of the second episode of soldier assault tonight broke the record. Brother Meng just called me to report, tie Zhu. Guess the broadcast rate?"


    Two records in one night?


    Li Tiezhu drank warm but not hot sobering soup: "50 million?"


    Songzhuer looked disdainful: "the domestic ratings record is 63 million. Guess again!"

 Chapter 437

    In fact, Li Tiezhu forgot to pay attention to the ratings of tonight''s soldier assault. He said that he was busy and forgot too much crosstalk return. Moreover, he doesn''t pay much attention to the current ratings, because his system rewards will not be given until all of them are played.


    Moreover, the broadcast rate of more than 30 million on the first day has exceeded everyone''s expectations. The expectations of the main creators of the crew are not too high. A new play usually reaches the peak after ten episodes.


    But I didn''t expect to break the record in the second episode. This was something I couldn''t think of before. After all, it''s still strange to double the time of one night.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Song Zhuer: "can''t it be a statistical error?"


    Matsushita: "I thought so at first. Later, brother Meng checked it again and again. It''s true. It''s 65 million in total."


    Li Tiezhu is a little confused. Is that a record breaking?


    "Soldier assault" is really a good play, but there''s no reason to be so powerful?


    In fact, there are three main reasons for this.


    First, this play is Li Tiezhu''s debut. Li Tiezhu''s high popularity and popularity have brought a lot of traffic.


    Second, the script is of good quality. The acting skills of all the actors are online, and the first two episodes are really funny.


    Third, the soldiers'' surprise attack was hot. From last night to today, the tiktok, forum and shaking were all soldiers'' surprise attacks, bringing more new audiences.


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s really lucky!"


    Songzhuer said, "this is strength! Looking at the situation, the audience rating of this play can set a record."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t refute. It''s really good to be praised. However, while the audience rating has set a record, it has also brought great pressure to Li Tiezhu. The back ones have to be photographed well


    The next day, the 25th, Sunday.


    Soldier assault fire!


    Li Tiezhu once again dominated the hot search headlines.


    It''s more popular than yesterday. After the two episodes of this week, Li Tiezhu studio announced the broadcast rate of the second quarter, creating a big sensation.


    The score of soldier assault on penguin video also reached 9.5.


    Someone specially built a post bar to discuss soldier assault. Many of them are veterans.


    Moreover, last night, Li Tiezhu said for the first time that a series of videos on the fourth return of crosstalk were also popular. Some people said they could laugh, but others felt that Li Tiezhu did not respect the old artist. Some of Mr. Jiang''s fans also fought against Li Tiezhu, all kinds of abuse, and then Li Tiezhu''s fans successfully killed because there are so many Li Tiezhu''s fans.


    Unfortunately, Wang Feng made a new song today. He deliberately avoided the two days of the premiere of "soldier assault" and thought he could just avoid the evil wind of Li Tiezhu. Who knows, when the TV dramas are finished, they can be more popular.


    So... The headlines are gone again.


    Without knowing this, Li Tiezhu took an early flight to southern Yunnan.


    The first half of the third episode has been shot in Hengdian. It''s time for Xu San to go to class 5. The location of class 5 is a drill supply station provided by the southern Yunnan Military Region.


    In fact, before Li Tiezhu arrived, the crew had been on for several days and photographed some scenes in which Li Tiezhu did not appear.


    When Li Tiezhu arrived, he immediately put himself into shooting.


    Xu Sanduo sat alone with the sleeping instructor on the bus, shaking on the bumpy dirt road of the grassland, and came to a remote supply point.


    "Here we are?"


    "Here comes the instructor."


    The instructor stood up and said, "Xu Sanduo, you''re right here. Red three company, two rows and five shifts, guard the training ground and go."


    Xu Sanduo was stunned.


    Instructor: "what are you doing? Get off!"


    When we put this episode on this weekend, the barrage has a lot of sympathy:


    "San Duo is so poor..."


    "Can''t you really raise pigs?"


    "It''s said to be guarding the training ground."


    "Go home!"


    "Steel seven company can''t see him."


    "One said one. Xu Sanduo really doesn''t deserve to go to a good company."


    "When I was a soldier, I was very much like sando."


    "When is the counter attack?"


    "It''s impossible to counter attack?"


    In the dormitory of class five, three soldiers were playing cards. They were not too afraid to see the instructor come in. The instructor gave a few words of training. The camera shows the current situation of class 5, which is backward, casual, boring... And even degenerate.


    The audience can see at a glance how unbearable Li Tiezhu''s future is. Anyone who knows a little about the Army knows that this is to let him muddle through and go home after muddling through. He has no future.


    "Where''s your monitor?"


    "Our monitor lost in poker. He cooked noodles in the cooking class."


    "Come, come... Oh!"


    A veteran wearing a white apron rushed in, smiled at the instructor and wrinkled his face: "instructor, hey hey... Why are you here? I think you can''t get there until dark."


    Then he gave the instructor a cigarette.


    The instructor turned away: "old ma, you spent more time in hongsanlian than I did. You''re quiet. What do I say about you? Look at your internal affairs..."


    The three soldiers simply cleaned up, extremely perfunctory, and then welcomed the new comrades.


    Xu Sanduo was shy: "my name is Xu Sanduo!"


    Li Meng took Xu Sanduo to get familiar with the environment and blew a wave of cow force by the way, which stunned Xu Sanduo.


    On the other side, the instructor ate the noodles cooked by the monitor and said, "old horse, you should do well. This is a glorious and arduous task."


    The monitor smiled and the thief pulled cute: "glory fart, arduous six!"


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Glory fart, arduous six!"


    "Is that too six?"


    "Where did Li Tiezhu find an actor? Really not talented!"


    The instructor was so angry that he trained the old horse.


    Then everyone sent the instructor away, and the monitor talked with Xu Sanduo.


    "Xu Sanduo, how do you feel if you compare here to an island?"


    "I feel very good."


    "Really?"


    "Really."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Squad leader, shall we shoot?"


    "Guns? Fire! Guns don''t carry live ammunition."


    "Just fire the gun. On the way here, the instructor said that the task here is glorious and arduous."


    Xu Sanduo was so happy that he showed his signature big white teeth.


    Barrage:


    "I''m afraid it''s not a fool?"


    "Why do you doubt?"


    "Li Tiezhu plays as he is."


    "As a die hard fan of Li Tiezhu, he is really stupid."


    It took only one day to shoot this section. After shooting, it was immediately sent to editing and production, because it was busy sending videos to TV stations and penguins.


    Li Tiezhu started filming the fourth episode without stopping.


    "Card!"


    Li Tiezhu stopped Li Meng''s three card playing performances and scratched his head. Something''s wrong with him!


    Li Meng: "what''s the matter, director?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s too ruffian and scattered. I want oil, the kind of weapon oil. There''s no pursuit and no self-motivated! Lao Wei''s performance is OK. Xue Lin, you''re weird. Don''t talk too much."


    The three nodded and performed another paragraph.


    Li Tiezhu was still dissatisfied and told them the play again. It was not easy for Li Tiezhu and the actors, because Li Tiezhu''s expression ability was not accurate enough.


    Director is a position that pays great attention to communication.


    Li Tiezhu, who was really a director for the first time, regretted that he didn''t arrange songzhuer to be an interpreter in the crew.


    Fortunately, the shooter who made the script with Li Tiezhu was very reliable. He not only acted as a camera, but also played a guest deputy director from time to time. When Li Tiezhu didn''t express his intention, he stood up to help tell the play.


    No, sun Xixi communicated with Li Tiezhu, chatted with the three actors alone, and played it once.


    Li Tiezhu can only shrug. He knows that he is not suitable to be a director in any way, but the dog system forces him to be a director. What can he do?


    He is also a good friend. Sun Xixi helps him direct the play. Taohong controls the quality for him and can barely hold it.


    With the development of the plot, Xu Sanduo''s maverick slowly appeared.


    He was meticulous in internal affairs. He got up in the morning, did morning exercises, played a positive step on the grassland, and helped others fold quilts when he came back.


    "What are you doing? Don''t move my quilt!"


    "The monitor said to help each other in internal affairs."


    "Monitor, what did you say?"


    "It was the monitor of the recruit company who said it."


    Li Meng couldn''t bear it, so he had to come over and fold the quilt himself.


    Over time, everyone noticed that many were different. They were not only stupid, but also stupid.


    One rainy day, the monitor''s mother and Xu Sanduo were sheltering from the rain and asked Xu Sanduo what the significance of building roads was.


    "Squad leader, it''s meaningful to build roads. It''s very meaningful to build roads!"


    Xu Sanduo thought for a while and said firmly.


    The monitor was happy and drew a 60 cm wide: "if you think it makes sense, you can stop and build such a wide road."


    "Squad leader, it''s too narrow. It''s called Ridge Road in our hometown!"


    "Then you build a road five meters wide. Isn''t we an armored infantry regiment with the width of a standard tank car?"


    "Squad leader, is this an order?"


    "If you think I''ll let you do something you can''t do, it''s an order!"


    "Monitor, this is the first order I received in class 5."


    Xu Sanduo happily saluted the monitor, then turned and ran into the rain.


    Barrage:


    "Isn''t it? Isn''t it?"


    "The monitor is going to vomit blood!"


    "Building roads alone? Are you kidding?"


    "Absolutely impossible."


    "If this is done, it will be a real counter attack."


    "From the plot, this road should be the turning point of Xu Sanduo."


    "Good looking!"


    "Hahaha, Xu Sanduo will make those four doubt life."


    "Boring environment, nothing to do will really go crazy."


    "It makes sense to build roads!"


    "Cowhide."


    Of course, Xu Sanduo''s four comrades in arms did not show any expectations for him to build the road, because they all felt that he could not repair the road alone, and they... Were unwilling to help.


    The fourth episode was also finished soon. Of course, the road was repaired by the whole drama team, but Li Tiezhu was not alone.


    Next, the school opened, but Li Tiezhu didn''t return to school because he had asked for leave.


    He is still filming. After they are familiar with class 5, they act very smoothly. After all, they are both literary dramas and actors with good acting skills. In fact, it is not too difficult to find the right role.

 Chapter 438

    Xu Sanduo built roads and tortured his three comrades in arms crazy. They hated, despised, despised and even hated. In fact, the monitor old ma is also very upset. Xu Sanduo is the one who can bring you 10000 critical hits with a grin. Li Tiezhu holds it very well.


    Finally, one day, when his comrades in arms were bowling with wine bottles, they couldn''t bear it. Xu Sanduo, who built roads alone outside, scolded:


    "Idiot!"


    "Two hundred and fifty!"


    The old horse said angrily, "are you finished?"


    Li Meng: "monitor, do you want to yell? I think you should yell at him!"


    Outside, the wind and sand were rolling, and Xu Sanduo squatted on the ground to repair the road.


    The old horse smiled and said, "don''t you just want me to give an order and let him stop the road?"


    The three of them were stunned and looked forward to it.


    The old horse''s face changed: "I tell you, I won''t give this order!"


    After that, the old horse himself was in pain.


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! That''s too much."


    "Yes, how can you swear?"


    "How hot are the three?"


    "It''s normal for people like Xu Sanduo to be bullied everywhere."


    "I''m talking too much about Xu San."


    "That makes sense."


    "Because Xu Sanduo compared them to waste, they couldn''t stand it."


    "Good monitor!"


    "More than three always meet a good monitor."


    In the kitchen, five counsellors squatted down to eat.


    Xu Sanduo finished first and stood up: "monitor, I''ll report something to you."


    Old horse: "what''s up? You say."


    Xu Sanduo: "I, I want to ask for a leave. Will the road be repaired after stopping for a day?"


    Lao Wei, Li Meng and Xue Linton were all surprised when they were. There were stars in their eyes.


    Finally, Xu Sanduo asked for leave to buy flower seeds in the town. He also went to the regiment headquarters to visit the talents assigned to the seventh steel company. When sando was at the door, he saw Chengcai coming back in an armored car and shouted to him, "sando, wait for me here!"


    After checking the documents for the sentry, Xu Sanduo was stiff and even timid. The picture of rubbing his back against the wall bit by bit was an oblique downward looking down.


    The big eaves hat covered Xu Sanduo''s eyes, but it could not cover his inferiority complex.


    Barrage:


    "The equipment is a little old."


    "This was taken more than ten years ago. Didn''t you see the beginning?"


    "All of a sudden, my heart hurts more than three times."


    "He''s really not fit to be a soldier."


    "It''s like being a thief. I''m laughing to death."


    "I saw the sand in my eyes and remembered when I was in the military camp."


    "More than three have their own embarrassing attributes."


    "That''s funny."


    "Tiezhu''s acting is really great."


    "Golden Dragon Film Festival Best Newcomer Award, what''s the trouble?"


    In the picture, Cheng Cai led more than three to visit the chariot. It was not without a taste of showing off: "steel seven company pulled, the first in the whole group! Recruit us, monitor Shi, who is also in our company, and 561..."


    The wooden three duo also gave a simple surprise and admiration.


    Xu Sanduo: "our monitor said that he fired live ammunition twice a year."


    He smiled happily and looked forward to it.


    Cheng Cai took off his hat and smashed Xu San who touched the chariot: "only twice a year? What kind of arms do you have? Talk to you! Pick it up."


    Xu Sanduo picked up his hat, and then continued to listen to Cheng Cai''s boasting: "... Playing live ammunition twice a year is also called a soldier?"


    Xu Sanduo smiled, "I think we are also very interesting."


    Barrage:


    "More than three, let''s go back to class five!"


    "How angry..."


    "Super invincible hates this talent."


    "Bullied more than three since childhood."


    At lunch, Xu Sanduo saw Shi Jin and stood up: "platoon leader?"


    Shi Jin smiled, shy and guilty: "Xu Sanduo? I''m not a platoon leader, I''m the monitor. You''re fine?"


    Xu Sanduo: "I''m fine."


    "I heard you''re on shift five in a row? That place is very... Very important. Without your guard and maintenance, the car will have to break down on the grassland."


    "Our work is particularly meaningful."


    Barrage:


    "The monitor is so cute!"


    "It''s unreasonable for monitor Shi not to be angry. His acting skills are excellent."


    "Lying in the trough, three more beer!"


    "Turtle son."


    Then, Xu Sanduo went back to the station of class 5 and met an armored car. He was invited to the car by a strange comrade in arms.


    This is Xu Sanduo''s first time in an armored vehicle. He feels here and there strangely.


    The comrades in arms of class five discussed one after another whether Xu Sanduo, a local steamed stuffed bun, could finish the road after seeing the breeze of the regular army. They generally believe that Xu Sanduo, who has gained insight, can no longer calm down to build roads. He will also realize that being assigned to class 5 is a kind of giving up. In their view, Xu Sanduo built roads because he was short-sighted and didn''t taste the taste of exile.


    Seeing here, the audience laughed. You don''t know the serious brother too much! Li Tiezhu is good at invisible face beating. He has been popular for so long and is still simple. Can he change his mind?


    immature!


    Xu Sanduo will punish you.


    Soon, Xu sando came back with a smile on his face.


    Lao Wei: "ah! Xu Mumu is back?"


    After reporting to the monitor, Xu Sanduo was stopped by Li Meng.


    Li Meng: "wait a minute, Xu Sanduo."


    Xu Sanduo: "hmm?"


    "What do you see?"


    "I''ve seen tanks, armored vehicles and artillery."


    "How do you feel?"


    "It feels good."


    Li Meng said unkindly, "ah! That''s better than us?"


    Xu Sanduo said with a smile, "this can''t be compared. I''ve thought about it. It''s all very meaningful."


    Li Meng couldn''t laugh for a moment. He arched his hand at Xu Sanduo. Uncle, you''re a cow. I''ll tell you a hammer.


    Xu Sanduo turned around and said, "monitor, I''ll go and see the road we built."


    Old Wei was surprised: "ah? No! You still have to repair that road?"


    Xu Sanduo: "I won''t repair it today. I''ll see where the flower seed is before it''s dark."


    Barrage:


    "More than three are real flower growers..."


    Monitor old Ma also collapsed: "Xu Sanduo?"


    "Monitor."


    "I almost forgot, monitor, book, bridge book."


    "Bridge book? Great, great."


    "Is the monitor still busy?"


    "It''s okay, it''s okay, you go."


    Finally, the old horse still failed to burst out, not because Xu Sanduo gave him books, but... Special people didn''t do anything wrong! It''s their own fault.


    Later, old ma began to lead the people to exercise. He wanted to consume more than three road building energy, but his wish failed again. Old Ma was also "purified" by Xu Sanduo. At 5:30 in the morning, he led the people to climb the mountain to watch the division''s air defense camp shoot targets with live ammunition, and reprimanded the other three soldiers of class 5.


    Everyone knew that old ma wanted to inspire everyone to make progress. When they went back, they began to clean up their rusty internal affairs.


    Then, old Ma made up his mind to retire from the army, and everyone tried to dissuade him. After the efforts of five classes of soldiers, the road was finally repaired. They made a five pointed star with stones in the middle of the road. The road of class 5 attracted the attention of the regiment headquarters. Everyone attributed all the credit to Lao Ma, and the instructor also advised Lao Ma to accept the credit.


    Old Ma''s heart is not the taste. Everyone else knows that the monitor''s psychological obstacle is Sanduo, who is virtually isolated again.


    The instructor came to class 5 with the group newspaper Zhang Ganshi for an interview. Lao Ma confessed that the road was built by more than three. Officer Zhang drew a sketch for more than three who were standing guard and published it in the military newspaper.


    Director Zhang informed the regimental commander of Xu Sanduo''s road construction. The deeply touched regimental commander thought it was a pity to put such soldiers on the wasteland. The instructor came to class 5 with more than three orders. Unexpectedly, Xu sando, who had a donkey temper, went missing. He thought he could stay in class 5 by doing so.


    Finally, old ma and others escorted more than three to the regiment headquarters. After a detailed discussion with more than three, the head assigned him to the seventh steel company.


    At the end of Episode 7, Xu Sanduo''s Grassland class 5 career is over.


    Now, the TV station has finished the fifth and sixth episodes.


    Li Tiezhu flew to Hengdian with sun Xixi and others to shoot the literary drama part of the seventh steel company.


    In order not to disturb the army as much as possible, Li Tiezhu did not ask for a real regimental headquarters, but rebuilt one in Hengdian, including dormitories, canteens, office buildings, playgrounds, etc., and even chariots. Only when you shoot a field drill can you really go to the military region''s training ground.


    As soon as he arrived at Hengdian, Li Tiezhu received a call from lengba, saying that he asked him to go to the crew to find her. He had something to talk to Li Tiezhu, and she refused to say on the phone.


    Li Tiezhu thought, she certainly didn''t talk to me about things, but did things!


    Although there is no shooting plan this day, Li Tiezhu still wants to study tomorrow''s script. He doesn''t want to go. Moreover, he directly goes to the crew to find lengba. I''m afraid it''s too eye-catching and has a bad impact.


    Li Tiezhu refused.


    Lengba sent a wechat: "come on! Come on!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I refuse! When I finish shooting the TV series, I''ll kill or cut you. I can''t do it now."


    "It''s not that. It''s a real thing."


    "I don''t, I amputated."


    "Then I''ll push a wheelchair to pick you up."


    "I cut off my upper body."


    "I want my lower body."


    "Exposed?"


    "If you don''t come to me, shall I come to the head office of your crew?"


    "Forget it, I''d better come to you."


    After settling down with the crew, Li Tiezhu reluctantly took a taxi and went to lengba''s crew. It happened to be not far, just a ten minute drive. He will arrive soon. This is an ancient costume drama crew. Lengba is female No. 1. The play is very tense. It is said that she has lived in the crew recently.


    As soon as Li Tiezhu entered the crew, he was surrounded by people... Longtao and staff to sign.


    After all, Li Tiezhu''s coffee has come up. Coupled with the popularity of soldier assault, Li Tiezhu is no longer the former Wu xiaamun.


    Li Tiezhu signed several names and took several photos. He found that there were more and more people around.


    "What are you doing? What are you doing? Is this a vegetable market or a set? Is it decent?"


    Fortunately, the director and lengba are here.


    Under the director''s scolding, the group dispersed in a crowd.


    Lengba said, "Li Tiezhu, director Yang."


    Li Tiezhu reached out and shook hands with the fat director: "Yang is good!"


    Yang director smiled like Maitreya: "you''re welcome. You''re also a director. The soldier assault is really good! I want to learn from you."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m flattered, I''m flattered."


    Yang Dao: "in short, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to give us a guest role. It''s really... Brilliant!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? When did I say to be a guest star?"


    Yang Dao''s face stiffened and looked at lengba.


    Lengba smiled angrily: "I don''t care if you like it or not. Anyway, you''re getting angry recently. Hurry to guest play a positive role for me. Let''s put it in the trailer, hehe..."


    Yang Dao: "no, didn''t lengba tell you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! She just said she wanted to see me..."


    Yang Dao: "iron pillar, I''m really sorry. I thought you had a good talk. We are..."


    Lengba: "director, why do you apologize to him? Let someone take him to make up and change clothes and start shooting right away."


    Yang Dao looked at Li Tiezhu suspiciously. Can he speak so well? Don''t you get angry when you lie to him? He is now being chased by the TV station to make "soldier assault". Is he busy? If I were fooled like this, I would definitely get angry.


    Li Tiezhu just smiled casually and said, "OK! What role do you play?"


    Yang Dao was surprised and agreed? It seems that lengba still has a lot of weight in Li Tiezhu''s heart. I knew I would change the role of more lenses.


    Yang guide called an assistant.


    Li Tiezhu: "wait for me and clean you up sooner or later!"


    Lengba: "slightly! I''ll cry for you."


    Li Tiezhu still tried his best to cooperate and ran a dragon trap. He played an assassin, played three or four rounds with lengba, and then was hacked to death by her.


    Obviously, Li Tiezhu has some moths again. As long as he takes action drama, he will be crazy.


    Obviously, lengba can''t beat lengba in the performance. As a result, Leng is playing a momentum of disobedience. The on-site staff are worried that lengba will be killed by him. Anyway, a very simple play took more than two hours to complete.


    After work, lengba took Li Tiezhu back to the cabin where the crew lived temporarily. Director Yang went to shoot other people''s plays, but she didn''t play for the time being.


    "Come on, come in."


    "No?"


    "You''re welcome what?"


    "It''s really not polite. It''s on the crew. What if you shout too loudly and are heard?"


    "Ah? Bah... What do you think? Who wants to talk to you here..."


    "Then you let me in?"


    "I let you in, not..."


    "Oh, oh."


    "Do you think about these things all day long? Oh! Man. Don''t you come? You want it again when you come! Hypocrisy."


    Lengba whispered while taking mineral water for Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what else can you do for me? It can only be that! I don''t know you yet?"


    "Bah! I really have something to do with you today."


    "Guest star, I know."


    "No, this is a cover, otherwise how can you have an excuse to come to me?"


    "Huh?"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, is there really something? He saw lengba''s expression become serious, which is rarely seen. After all, the cat has never been serious.


    Lengba frowned slightly and whispered, "sister Mi just gave me the news. Someone wants to fuck you."


    Li Tiezhu: "who? Such a head of iron?"


    "It''s not to slander you or anything. It''s to take advantage of your recent popularity. I think you should know..."

 Chapter 439

    In fact, after stepping on the legacy Lao school led by yehenara and the southern system led by luofeiyan twice in a row, Li Tiezhu''s coffee position has been quite stable with the support of Yang Ma.


    Coupled with the escort of Han Hong, Cheng Dalong, Hong Dabao and Zhou Xingxing, basically no one dares to provoke and discredit Li Tiezhu at will.


    After all, yehenara is smelly now, and lofeyan''s company is also miserable. It has been sanctioned to withdraw directly from the ranks of the three major music giants.


    Is there anyone who doesn''t believe in evil?


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t think he is powerful. His idea is very simple - evil outweighs right.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu listened carefully to lengba''s story.


    "In fact, when I first got the news, I felt very disgusted. A crew asked sister Mi to invest and said that she could arrange roles for new people in her company. The name of the TV series is" soldiers attack " "The hero''s name is Li Dazhuang, who is also an army conscription in the countryside. Then he was eliminated to raise pigs because he was too stupid, and was bullied and blinded by others. However, Li Dazhuang is also good at cooking and works hard. Later, because he made a menu of nutritious meals for the army, he was valued by the leaders and promoted back to the original Army..."


    When lengba spoke, she showed a particularly disgusting feeling.


    Li Tiezhu was also stunned. She didn''t come to make trouble. NIMA came to take a ride! In my opinion, Li Dazhuang is also another name of Li Tiezhu. He is earthy and stupid. His cooking is good.


    Li Tiezhu said, "is this plagiarism?"


    Lengba shook her head: "I don''t know. Just looking at the framework of the script is definitely plagiarism, but no one knows whether they will change again."


    Li Tiezhu: "what about the follow-up plot?"


    Lengba: "The plot rhythm in the front is very similar to that of your TV play. Later, I don''t know what''s behind you. But after returning to the old army, Li Dazhuang was looked down upon by all kinds of people, but Li Dazhuang began to become stronger, but his monitor was forced to retire from the army, and Li Dazhuang''s situation was more difficult. Then, he gradually gained respect with his own efforts, but at this time, the old army was dissolved Yes, he stayed alone until the end. It seems that the final outcome is that Li Dazhuang went to some special forces, which is very powerful. How? Is there anything similar? "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not similar anymore. It''s like a hair!"


    "Ah!? but how did they know about your follow-up script?"


    "I don''t know, but there are many people who have read the script of soldier assault. How is their progress there?"


    "It''s said that it''s just started, but it''s said that it''s finished shooting in three months. The progress is slower than you, but it''s said that it''s a big production."


    "Shit!"


    "You should calm down! The reason why I have to tell you myself is that I''m afraid you''ll hit people again as impulsive as last time. You''re different now. You mustn''t do stupid things again."


    "When did I hit someone?"


    "Xiao Zhan falsely accused you of plagiarizing that time!"


    "Oh, I almost forgot. Don''t worry, I won''t hit people. Brother Meng will take care of it."


    "That''s good."


    Lengba looked at her master and didn''t seem too angry, but she couldn''t completely relax.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while, but didn''t understand. He still decided to take the news back and tell brother Meng and zhu''er. They are smarter.


    Lengba lengbuding knelt beside Li Tiezhu''s leg and smiled coquettishly: "master! Are you very angry? Otherwise, the cat will vent your fire?"


    Then he licked his mouth.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and then reacted. He reached out and rubbed her pretty face and said, "don''t! I''ve just made a stinking sweat. Next time!"


    Lengba: "are you tired? Oh! Man."


    Li Tiezhu put his hand through her collar and said, "it''s impossible to be tired! It''s just in the crew. In case something happens, I''m a man. What do you do? You''d better be careful."


    Leng BA''s mouth is still very useful. Who says my master is stupid? He knows that he loves people!


    "Let''s go out! Pay attention to the influence."


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu and lengba left the small room and said goodbye to her. Lengba just waved her hand modestly and didn''t do anything special. After all, the crew was full of people.


    Li Tiezhu invited Taohong, Zhang Xiaomeng, sun Xixi and Lu Bo to his room and told them about it.


    Zhang Xiaomeng suddenly changed color after hearing this, and immediately called to have people verify the news.


    Lu Bo played Wu 61 in the play, but because he was Li Tiezhu''s teacher, Tiezhu trusted him and called him. He said: "there are too many such things. Plagiarism and imitation are countless in this circle. Two points: one is that the script must flow out of our own hands, and the other is to see if we can go through legal procedures to solve the problem."


    He is an academic, reasonable and logical, but not smooth enough.


    Taohong is different. She has experienced more and has a completely different perspective: "now find out which company made the play. Tiezhu and I will talk to their boss and let them change the script."


    Lu Bo: "they have openly copied. Can they listen to us and change the script?"


    Taohong smiled: "chatting is not by mouth, but by strength! I, Li Tiezhu and Penguin culture depend on whether they have the courage not to change the script."


    Zhang Xiaomeng sneered: "they have to toast and don''t eat and punish wine, which can satisfy them!"


    Before long, the news was verified.


    It is a new company called "Tianmu culture". It has just registered for half a month. It has not only obtained all shooting qualifications, but also recruited a large number of professionals. Moreover, their first and only TV series is "soldiers attack".


    It looks like a company set up to make the play. At present, several real estate owners and Xiangjiang Huashi Group invest in the play.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the information and couldn''t understand it.


    Zhang Xiaomeng analyzed: "this company looks like a small fight, but in fact they are very targeted, just to follow us. Except Fahrenheit, other investors have no influence in the circle, but the actual controller of Tianmu culture is very interesting, Li Tianmu."


    Taohong: "who is it?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "the only son of director Li Shenglong is 22 years old. He just came back from studying abroad last year. He studied film and television directors. This play is also directed by Li Tianmu himself, but Li Shenglong, the film director who has won numerous awards - producer."


    Taohong: "I see! Holding my son."


    Lu Bo was silent for a while before he said, "when director Li was a professor at Beidian, I listened to his class... Hey... Now I''m still an honorary professor at Beidian."


    Taohong also shook her head: "I''ve been in his movies."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless and choked. There was no place to reason. Li Tiezhu found many actors and behind the scenes from Nortel. It was too easy for the script to flow out. The key is that it was still a group of "own people".


    Disgusting, disgusting to the extreme!


    Zhang Xiaomeng looked at Li Tiezhu: "director Li Shenglong''s words... As for copying Li Tiezhu''s homework?"


    Lu Bo: "I don''t believe it either."


    Taohong: "don''t you look at the current ratings and influence of our film? Let''s say," soldier assault " Just six episodes have broken almost all the records of current TV dramas. If it continues to be popular, the audience rating can exceed 100 million. At the same time, actors such as Chen Cheng, Zhang Yi, Lu Bo and Zhang Qiangqiang are basically popular. In less than a month! The benefits are big enough, and some people always take risks... Moreover, it is difficult for anyone to move Li Shenglong''s network background ¡£¡±


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "yes, the whole play has invested 140 million. It is said that there are 40 episodes in total. All the actors invited are powerful. The shooting place is in the northwest Military Region... It is said that the top fighters will be used."


    Lu Bo: "is this not bigger than us?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "Li Shenglong himself is the second generation of X! What is this resource?"


    After all, it''s hard this time!


    Lu Bo was still a little unwilling: "what should I do?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng also looked at Li Tiezhu: "what should I do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let them change the script."


    Taohong opened her mouth, still didn''t say anything, silently nodded, Li is such a reason


    Lu Bo: "why don''t you ask Huang Sanshi?"


    The reason for this is that Huang Sanshi''s parents are also from the Beijing circle.


    To say that others plagiarize, we must first get evidence, which is what Zhang Xiaomeng is looking for someone to do. As long as we get the script of soldier attack and compare it with the script of soldier assault, we can see whether there is plagiarism or not.


    If you don''t get the script, it won''t work just by hearsay.


    This incident did not affect the shooting progress of soldier assault. The shooting is still in high intensity. We shoot all the indoor scenes we can shoot every night and shoot as many outdoor scenes as possible during the day.


    There are many characters in gang seven company, and there are more and more fierce contradictions and conflicts, which is much more difficult than the play of class five. Li Tiezhu gradually struggled to direct the play. Fortunately, Mr. Lu Bo helped guide the actors'' acting skills. On the whole, the shooting quality is still very high.


    Ten days later, after shooting 12 episodes of soldiers'' assault, Li Tiezhu was able to breathe a sigh of relief. First, Lu Bo was responsible for directing the play for the time being. He took the time to go back to Kyoto, report to the school and find Huang Sanshi to understand the situation.


    Monday morning, March 5.


    After practicing morning exercises, Li Tiezhu ran around the playground for five kilometers as usual, gradually accelerated and caught up with the round man in front, then slowed down and ran side by side with him.


    Huang Sanshi is also a wonderful flower. He is still five kilometers every morning, but the more he runs, the fatter he gets.


    They didn''t speak, but ran silently.


    Half an hour later, they sat on the stone pier beside the playground. Huang Sanshi was panting.


    Because songzhuer is away, Xu Jiazhen buys the most delicious breakfast and is ready to tease Li Tiezhu. He thinks this is a great opportunity.


    After all, in the past month, with the popularity of "soldier assault" throughout the country, Li Tiezhu has been firmly seated in the position of a top star in the film and television industry. Now, Li Tiezhu is the top and hottest existence in the singing, film and television circles and the variety industry. No one can question it.


    However, when she saw Huang Sanshi next to Li Tiezhu, Xu Jiazhen dared not come forward and waited silently in the distance.


    Huang Sanshi was out of breath and said, "come to the first program?"


    "Ah? Good!"


    Li Tiezhu remembered that the mushroom house, a season a year, would start again.


    It is said that the lineup is strong. In addition to Peng Yuchang''s return, he also added his sister Zhang Zifeng, and even ushered in the joining of Yi Xing. It''s reasonable to say that this lineup doesn''t need Li Tiezhu, but anyway, since Huang Sanshi invited, I''d better go.


    Huang Sanshi asked, "how''s the TV play?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we can kill the youth at the end of the month. However, we may need to make up the camera, recording and later stage. We can barely catch up with the broadcast."


    "Very good! Mobile networks have developed over the years. There are few TV dramas so popular. Well done."


    "Thank you."


    "After shooting soldier assault, you can even stand still. At worst, this TV series is enough for you to eat all your life."


    "Still have to work hard."


    "Making a movie?"


    "With this idea, fight with Shan for the teacher."


    "Zhengzi! OK. Make a good movie in the future. You only need to make such a TV play, so after shooting, other shit things... Don''t care too much."


    Huang Sanshi has something to say. In fact, those who can mix up to his level are human spirits. It doesn''t matter whether they are good or bad.


    Li Tiezhu is simple and simple, just like this: "I can''t swallow this tone!"


    "If you can''t swallow it, you have to swallow it. What else can you do? Fish die and nets break? Don''t die? Don''t worry."


    "It''s as like as two peas."


    "Really? I haven''t seen your script. Has someone identified it?"


    "The legal department of penguin culture has seen it. If you file a lawsuit, you will win or lose. If you can move it to eastern Guangdong, it will be more stable!"


    "Hey! This is playing experience? What are you going to do?"


    "Penguin means to fight to the end."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Fuck them!"


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "your uncle! You have decided. Why do you come to me?"


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "you know, I don''t like being bullied. Zhu Er means that if they don''t step on them this time, someone will copy my songs and my movies, not one or two, but thousands and hundreds."


    Huang Sanshi narrowed his eyes: "so..."


    Li Tiezhu: "listen to your suggestions."


    Huang Sanshi has a good relationship with both sides, which is actually the most difficult. He said, "on the 22nd of this month, shaoshao''s 12th birthday. I''m going to surprise her. You know, her idol is you, so I hope you can come and get together when you are free."


    Li Tiezhu was silly and didn''t understand: "ah? Let me see the schedule..."


    Huang Sanshi turned his eyes: "Li Tianmu is coming too."


    Li Tiezhu finally understood: "OK! Thank you, Miss Huang."


    Huang Sanshi waved his hand: "don''t thank me. I''m just afraid you''ll really do it. I won''t get involved in how to talk about your own control."


    After that, he didn''t listen to what Li Tiezhu said. He trotted away. With Li Tiezhu''s relationship with him, he can only help here. After all, he is not an excellent friend.


    Li Tiezhu thought about it and sent the message to Zhang Xiaomeng. Then he waved to Xu Jiazhen, who delivered breakfast. He was hungry.

 Chapter 440

    Filming is a very boring job, so that when Li Tiezhu saw Xu Jiazhen smiling and smiling, he even lost his heart a little. It''s also immoral to think about it.


    As a classmate with few friends, she has paid too much for Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er, and she has been too sorry for others.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu devoured steamed stuffed buns and drank hot milk, which inevitably moved him.


    Because he saw Xu Jiazhen squatting aside and peeling tea eggs for him with his small green and jade hands. This kind of hand was a hand that had never worked. Peeling tea eggs trembled and rusty.


    But the more so, the more moved Li Tiezhu. The friendship between students is indeed the purest! Not easy!


    Can there be such friendship out of society?


    Apart from other things, Li Tiezhu has known only two friends in his first year and a half. One is Chen Yisen, a teacher and a friend, and the other is Luhani, because he is also a silly roe deer. Other people, except Han Hong, Cheng Dalong and other elders... Have a lot of good relationships, but they are worse after all.


    And Master Cheng Dalong is even more unspeakable. His heart is cool... Why do you need to meet old Jianghu friend Han Jiang alone


    "Have you eaten yet? Sister Xu."


    Xu Jiazhen is 20 years old, more than one year older than Li Tiezhu. It''s normal for Nortel. After all, it''s not uncommon for people like Fang Bo to enter the exam after nearly 30.


    Xu Jiazhen blushed slightly, glanced at Li Tiezhu, and quickly lowered his head: "I''ve eaten... Call me Jiazhen."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, OK, Jiazhen, thank you!"


    Also, girls don''t like being called old. It''s understandable. Take a closer look, little sister Xu Jiazhen is still very cute. She has a slim waist, rich hips, oval face and picturesque looks.


    This is not that Li Tiezhu has been filming for too long. He feels beautiful when he sees the sow. He is not hungry, but really moved by his advantages.


    Xu Jiazhen: "thank you for what? I''m selfish to buy breakfast for you and zhu''er. Who makes me have no resources and contacts? Hey! Don''t you think I''m vulgar?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "no, I won''t. I have resources. I''ll definitely help you. We''re all classmates."


    Xu Jiazhen: "just classmates?"


    Li Tiezhu blushed: "no... otherwise?"


    "I thought we were friends."


    "Ah... Yes, my friend."


    "In fact, I want to be honest with you, but I''m afraid you''re angry."


    "What? Hiccup ~"


    Li Tiezhu stuffed a big steamed stuffed bun and almost choked. He always eats a lot.


    Xu Jiazhen can ran smiled: "actually... I''m sorry! When I first approached you, my purpose was not pure. I just wanted to be red and have a relationship with you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what is there to apologize for? You just want more resources, and you work hard yourself."


    "No, I want to have some special relationship with you... So that..."


    "Ah?"


    "Do you understand?"


    "A special relationship... Is it a bond? I have no problem!"


    "I..."


    Xu Jiazhen almost couldn''t help but smash the eggshell on Li Tiezhu''s face. Are all the bean dregs in your head?


    She endured it again and again. When she was satisfied, she pretended to be reserved and whispered, "I hate it... Who wants to bow down to you? I just... Like you and want to be with you."


    This is straightforward enough. Li Tiezhu Rao is a fool and can understand.


    So Li Tiezhu really choked. He quickly picked up the milk, took a gulp, coughed twice and said, "sister Xu, don''t be kidding."]


    Xu Jiazhen: "do you look down on me?"


    Li Tiezhu waved again and again: "no, no, flattered... Er, I mean, you have a bad eye."


    "Ah?"


    "I''m not that good. You deserve better."


    "I know you and songzhuer fall in love, so... It doesn''t matter! Zhuer took me to shoot in the winter vacation. You''re very kind to me, and I''m very grateful..."


    Xu Jiazhen tried to stop talking, showed a strong and far fetched smile, and handed Li Tiezhu a peeled tea egg.


    Li Tiezhu took it, took a bite, and suddenly remembered what songzhu''er had said. She said that Xu Jiazhen was upset and kind and had evil intentions towards Li Tiezhu. Therefore, as revenge, she wanted to turn Xu Jiazhen into a obedient dog leg.


    Now it seems that songzhuer is right. This woman does have a plot, but she is also free and easy. Li Tiezhu vaguely feels that songzhuer is a little too much, just like dealing with sister Liang Tian


    Xu Jiazhen added: "however, I have figured it out. I wish you happiness. I will still like you. Maybe one day it will change. Who knows?"


    Li Tiezhu blushed in the face of the sudden and direct eyes of the beautiful girl:


    "Er... This..."


    Xu Jiazhen smiled: "OK! I''ll bring you breakfast in the future. Eat it and go to class."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Then they fell silent.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu finished eating. Xu Jiazhen packed the empty milk box and eggshell into a plastic bag, took it to the trash can and threw it away. Then he hopped back with his back: "I tell you, I''m going to see a director tonight and said I can give me the role of female number two."


    This time, Li Tiezhu did not shy away from going to the classroom with her. He said happily:


    "Really? Congratulations in advance!"


    "It''s not that easy. It was introduced by a boss I knew before. I went to dinner and drink tonight. I couldn''t talk about anything substantive, even... Hey..."


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Iron pillar, I''m a little afraid."


    Xu Jiazhen lowered her head and stared at her toes.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Xu Jiazhen doesn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu: "is it... Hidden rules?"


    Xu Jiazhen: "listen to the boss, it seems that there is a little tendency."


    "Then don''t go. Where haven''t you had a chance?"


    "Do you think everyone is you and zhu''er? I''m still going, but... Try! What if I think too much?"


    "But..."


    "Try it. There''s no casual success, isn''t there?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak any more. He had heard lengba and songzhu''er say that this circle is full of all kinds of hidden rules. Fortunately, songzhu''er is red early, and lengba is covered by sister MI, otherwise they can''t avoid vulgarity.


    Of course, they don''t set foot in the gray area, which is also doomed to be difficult to make a big success. Therefore, they are only limited to fighting in the TV circle, saying red is also red, but they always feel that the follow-up is weak.


    Li Tiezhu attended school for the first time this year. He booked a ticket to Huiheng store in the early morning of tonight - cheap.


    Until the afternoon, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help finding Xu Jiazhen who had finished rehearsing the sketch and removed her makeup.


    "What''s the matter? My big star!"


    Xu Jiazhen joked with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "in the evening, you charge your mobile phone. If you need anything, send me a location. I''ll come to you."


    Xu Jiazhen was stunned for a while, nodded, and then shook his head: "no, no? No... it''s not that serious."


    Li Tiezhu: "just in case."


    Xu Jiazhen finally nodded.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help saying, "no! Sister Xu, you''ve always been bold and straightforward. Why did you suddenly..."


    Xu Jiazhen: "OK, thank you."


    Li Tiezhu nodded seriously and then left. He was still a little worried about the classmate. After all, he always knew how to be grateful. No matter what Xu Jiazhen''s selfish intentions were at first, people were always good to you.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu went back to the dormitory and boasted and farted with the three, which was the most comfortable classmate relationship he felt.


    In order to welcome Li Tiezhu back, the three of them didn''t even play video games. They specially prepared self heating hot pot. The reason why they no longer go out to eat hot pot together is that Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are so popular that they are surrounded by people every time they go out.


    "Big tongue said I would give you some to mend with a bullwhip. I said your crew are all public. Don''t bend you. Do you think I''m reasonable?"


    "Ju Chang, have you seen the twelfth hour of Xi''an shot by Yi Qianxi? It''s a masterpiece! Wang Fang has also presided over the king to Xiao Wang. What do you think?"


    "You''re paralyzed!"


    "Pillar! Don''t stimulate him. He''s the worst among the three little ones. Ha ha... Happy! Go one!"


    Wu Lei clinked glasses with Li Tiezhu and poured a glass of beer.


    Wang Xiaokai went to pinch Wu Lei''s neck: "you dog said... You don''t know to find me if you have a play!"


    Wu Lei a monkey stole a peach: "Oh! Can you condescend to play four men and five men?"


    Wang Xiaokai loosened his hand: "that''s impossible!"


    Face, coffee.


    Li Zhixuan, who had never spoken, couldn''t help showing his biceps under his T-shirt and said, "pillar? When will I come out?"


    He''s talking about soldier assault, in which he plays Wu Zhe.


    In fact, this is a very key supporting role, no worse than Zhang Yi and Lu Bo. However, until shooting 12 episodes, Li Zhixuan didn''t receive a call. Li Zhixuan, who has been silently practicing his muscles, can''t carry it.


    Li Tiezhu said: "don''t worry, Shi Jin, Wu 61, including commander Gao Cheng, were ''eliminated'' in the later stage. You are a key member of the special team. Of course, you didn''t come out so early."


    Wu Lei: "that''s because you didn''t let Tiezhu hide the rules. Come to the scene and hide one!"


    Li Zhixuan was sober: "go away! Status is not important. Is the play heavy?"


    "Didn''t you read the script?"


    "I''ve read it several times! But I''ve also read the previous script. I didn''t expect that Zhang Yi and Mr. Lu Bo could play those two roles like that. I''m Alexander..."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said to Wu Lei, "play with the big tongue. Point a bullwhip for the hammer and give him some confidence."


    Li Zhixuan: "fuck you!"


    Wu Lei stood up and pulled his belt. "There''s no bullwhip. There''s one. Come on, xuanzi, open his mouth."


    Naturally, the fight started again. Li Tiezhu ignored it and smiled and concentrated on eating hot pot.


    Suddenly, the phone lights up.


    Xu Jiazhen sent a wechat: "I may have been drugged."


    Then, another location and hotel room number were sent.


    Li Tiezhu got up and left: "something''s wrong! Brothers, go to bed early. I don''t necessarily come back."


    Li Zhixuan, who was riding on Wu Lei, was stunned. Wang Xiaokai, who took his slippers and smoked Wu Lei''s ass, was also stunned. Wu Lei, who was struggling at the bottom, looked at a loss.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t tell his roommate about it. Although the three of them are also energetic, he doesn''t want them to wade in muddy water. Li Tiezhu took over the matter himself and can''t drag others down.


    No matter how Xu Jiazhen is, he is a classmate. He can''t die, can he?


    Li Tiezhu''s idea is pure.

 Chapter 441

    "Don''t call the police! I don''t want to be known."


    Li Tiezhu went downstairs. As soon as he was ready to call the police, he saw the new news from Xu Jiazhen.


    Just stunned for two seconds, Li Tiezhu, who was not smart, made up his mind, walked quickly outside the school, brushed a shared car and went to the hotel located by mobile phone.


    And he sent a message: "hold on, I''ll be there in five minutes!"


    The hotel is very close to Nortel, the grade is not too high, and the location is slightly remote, but it is not difficult to find.


    Li Tiezhu drove through several intersections one after another and didn''t receive any new news. He was a little anxious. He couldn''t help calling Xu Jiazhen. The first time the bell rang for a long time, no one answered, and the second time he was directly hung up.


    Li Tiezhu''s heart sank to the bottom of the valley and his expression was gloomy.


    Shouldn''t something have happened?


    "Shit! These animals! Burp ~"


    Big tongue plays with the dog. What are you doing filling me with wine? Two bottles of beer? If this is stopped by the traffic police, it must be drunk driving!


    Li Tiezhu prayed in his heart, but he was more worried about Xu Jiazhen.


    That female classmate is not simple, even very scheming.


    So much so that songzhu''er hated her and took targeted revenge on her, which Li Tiezhu knew.


    But


    I can''t say why. Li Tiezhu always thinks Xu Jiazhen is very kind to him. It''s not like all disguise. The more stupid a person is, the more he can look at people with his heart. He thinks he is right.


    To say a bad word, the dog can feel whether the opposite is a good person or a bad person, and Li Tiezhu is almost the same.


    Toot¡ª¡ª


    red light!


    ܳ!


    Li Tiezhu angrily patted the steering wheel, and the car sounded impotent and angry sirens.


    For Xu Jiazhen, Li Tiezhu has some contradictions. On the one hand, he knows that she is not a pure person, on the other hand, he feels that she is really good to herself. In short, it is impossible for him to work hard for a classmate like Xu Jiazhen, but he is also duty bound to help as much as he can.


    In a sense, Li Tiezhu is a good man.


    ¡­¡­


    On the other side, in the hotel.


    Xu Jiazhen lay lazily in bed drinking this glass of wine. Two men arranged cameras in the room. Another fat middle-aged man wore suits and shoes, licked his lips, and looked at Xu Jiazhen''s sexy figure with his eyes shining.


    Xu Jiazhen picked an eyebrow: "what''s the matter? Can''t you stand it?"


    Fat man: "shit! Bitch! When it''s done, I''ll kill you!"


    Xu Jiazhen smiled coldly: "when this is over, do you... Still deserve it?"


    The fat man was angry: "bitch, what do you mean?"


    Xu Jiazhen disdained and said, "you are just a dog and deserve to cry in front of me? Maybe you thought you were one of my gold owners before, but don''t forget! After today, my mother is different!"


    The fat man gnashed his teeth, but finally smiled: "whatever you say! Anyway, they are all things played by people... Hey, you two, have the cameras been installed?"


    One person replied, "the camera is installed, but the microphone can''t help it. The structure of this room is too simple and easy to be exposed."


    Another said, "the micro microphone radio is not good. It''s hard to do."


    The fat man raised his hand and looked at Rolex: "it''s too late. You two get out of here! A camera is enough."


    Two men ran away.


    The fat man glanced at Xu Jiazhen in his shirt and skirt: "are you sure he will come?"


    Xu Jiazhen: "I''m not sure."


    "Are you special..."


    "I didn''t arrange this. I don''t even have the right to refuse. Ask me?"


    "I... aren''t I nervous? If the arrangement at that end can be done well, you can prosper and I can be full. What a good thing? You''d better be glad he can come."


    "For a watch like me? Will he come?"


    "What do you mean?"


    "It''s not interesting, the definition you gave me! I just repeated it. Oh! Isn''t that what you think of me? For the sake of popularity, for the sake of a play to shoot, sell your body and dignity! Didn''t you force me? The first time..."


    "This is the law of the world. If you want to be red, you have to! Do you have a choice? Do I have a choice?"


    The fat man shouted angrily.


    In fact, fat people are more tangled than real tangles.


    He likes Xu Jiazhen... Young, and he is also a powerful and rich businessman. He thought he could hold Xu Jiazhen firmly in his hand and knead her wantonly, but he didn''t expect her to be liked by more top people


    As a chess piece!


    It''s a great honor for many actresses to be a chess piece.


    Xu Jiazhen is the same, which means that after this battle, she will get rid of her nightmare and enter a higher world to meet a stronger... Nightmare.


    Xu Jiazhen''s eyes flickered and shook the wine glass: "law? Oh... Has Li Tiezhu followed your so-called law since he became popular?"


    The fat man was stunned: "so he made too many enemies."


    Xu Jiazhen nodded. This is also a fact. It is precisely because Li Tiezhu grew too savagely. Therefore, the more popular he is, the more he offends people.


    The fat man said again, "I really can''t move you after today, but I can do it before Li Tiezhu comes."


    With that, the fat man jumped at Xu Jiazhen.


    PA!!


    A loud slap in the face.


    The fat man was stunned.


    Xu Jiazhen''s hands trembled, but she still put on a high and angry posture and glared at him.


    The fat man clenched his teeth: "you''re paralyzed..."


    Xu Jiazhen: "he''s here."


    The fat man who was about to tear open Xu Jiazhen''s clothes was stunned. He had to restrain his anger because he didn''t dare to disobey the man''s instructions.


    Xu Jia Zhen Yang''s mobile phone: "he''s in the elevator. Are you ready?"


    The fat man''s teeth were itchy, but he had to climb down from the bed. Then he went to watch the door and was closed by the two fools. He had to shake his head, open a crack in the door and come back.


    Immortal jump is a very difficult thing, especially for Li Tiezhu, a first-line star, we should be particularly careful.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu rushed out of the elevator and looked around to find the hotel room number on his mobile phone. As soon as he saw it, the door wasn''t locked?


    He pushed the door in.


    "Help! Help, you let go of me..."


    It''s Xu Jiazhen''s voice.


    "Little watch! I''ll eat you, Hei hei..."


    A man''s voice.


    Li Tiezhu pushed the door open and rushed in.


    "Iron pillar?! help!"


    "Who are you? Get out!"


    "Ah? You don''t know who I am? Well, this is my ID card! This is my student card! This... Mobile phone, look, this is my QIANDU encyclopedia. My name is Li Tiezhu. I''m old recently! Hey hey! Laugh."


    "Er..."


    "Iron pillar!"


    "Sister Xu, are you okay? Am I not late?"


    "No! You drive him away, I''m afraid! He... Wants to bully me."


    Li Tiezhu came forward and lifted the fat man to the ground with one hand. Then, very skillfully, you took out the bandage from the backpack, tied it firmly, took off the socks from your feet, kneaded the two socks into a ball and stuffed them into the fat man''s mouth.


    Perfect!


    The fat man was stunned, but he couldn''t move. NIMA was different from the expected plot!


    Originally, they thought that Li Tiezhu was worried about Xu Jiazhen''s reputation and would let the fat man go. Then Xu Jiazhen could have an excuse to be drugged. They couldn''t bear it. They had a more than intentional communication with Li Tiezhu. After shooting, it was hard evidence.


    But Li Tiezhu tied the fat man up?


    Without him, only hands are familiar.


    Li Tiezhu tied up the fat man and asked Xu Jiazhen, "haven''t you been bullied?"


    Xu Jiazhen was also stunned: "not yet, you came in time..."


    Li Tiezhu just smiled: "Hey! Are you kidding? I came here drunk and almost hit the protective fence on the road, but I finally caught up. I wish you were all right."


    Xu Jiazhen''s eyes moved slightly and said, "you... Throw the fat man out? I don''t want to see him."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head, went to the door, locked the door, and came back.


    Xu Jiazhen: "what do you want to do?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "this kind of wretched man, of course, should be taught a lesson!"


    Xu Jiazhen: "


    Fat man: "woo woo..."


    Li Tiezhu is not smart, but some things don''t need to be smart. Just be familiar with them. For example, Li Tiezhu is clear about anti oppression.


    "What''s your name? What do you do?"


    Li Tiezhu kicked the fat man.


    Fat man: "woo woo..."


    Oh, by the way, my foot was stuffed with socks.


    Li Tiezhu found his mobile phone and wallet from the fat man. He opened his wallet and saw his ID card. Li Tiezhu took his mobile phone video and recorded: "Wow, old man of 75 years, bullying young actresses? Shameless."


    Several business cards were found in his wallet.


    "Eh? Or the boss of the film and television company? The name of the company... I''ve made an online play. It seems that I''ll check it later."


    Fat man: "woo woo..."


    Li Tiezhu clicks on his mobile phone and the screen is aimed at the fat man.


    "Oh! Face recognition with your mouth plugged? High technology! Good mobile phone... Yo! So many girls send messages? Let me see... So and so Technology... Zhou pangzi must take people down tonight! Otherwise, don''t mix up. This news is like intimidation! Did you call the police?"


    Fat man: "woo woo..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, what a poor dog! I recorded all the information. Go away."


    Li Tiezhu''s idea was very simple. He just thought that the fat man came to bully Xu Jiazhen. After recording his key information, he dared not bully Xu Jiazhen again in the future.


    Then, Li Tiezhu loosened the bandage and let the fat man go. However, his mobile phone video was not turned off, but casually left in the corner of the bed.


    "Iron pillar! Woo woo..."


    Xu Jiazhen pounced on Li Tiezhu, then hugged Li Tiezhu''s neck and began to cry miserably.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s all right. I''m coming. I''ll take you back to school. The fat man won''t dare bully you again in the future."


    Xu Jiazhen''s eyes were misty with tears. He secretly glanced at the direction of the camera and said, "I''ve been drugged. I can''t stand it. Can you help me?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and said for a long time, "I can''t!"


    "Did you really drink?"


    "Two bottles of beer. I can drink well, but I can''t drive."


    "Are you hurt? Drink... Don''t drive."


    "No injuries."


    "You... Can''t come, you should understand."


    "I don''t understand! I only know that speculation can''t be used as evidence. If I don''t come, I may regret it."


    "Thank you! Sorry!"


    "Come on, go back to school."


    "No... I have to tell you, I lied to you. But I... There is video equipment in this room, but there is no recording equipment."


    Xu Jiazhen deliberately messed up her hair and covered her face for fear of being caught by the camera.


    "Yes!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I told zhu''er that she also supported me to ''Save'' you, but asked me to record the whole process. Therefore, I didn''t record the fat man at all. Now the video is still on."

 Chapter 442

    In fact, Xu Jiazhen is very contradictory. On the one hand, he hopes to win Li Tiezhu, on the other hand, he doesn''t want to cheat Li Tiezhu. It''s not that he is kind-hearted and can''t bear anything, mainly


    If you cheat Li Tiezhu, the consequences will be very serious, because she knows that Songzhu is very fierce!


    If she straightens Li Tiezhu, songzhuer will kill her.


    absolutely!


    However, she had to be manipulated by the fat man and the people behind him. For some reasons, she had no choice.


    In the final analysis, she is just a chess piece. If she seduces Li Tiezhu successfully this time, she can get a lot of money and some good resources, but then? Not for the future.


    This is the sadness of many small artists.


    Therefore, when Li Tiezhu said she was prepared to come, Xu Jiazhen felt relieved, because she could not decide the result. Those people could not blame her and would not retaliate against her.


    Xu Jiazhen continues to hug Li Tiezhu''s neck and tries to kiss him. His acting skills are good.


    Li Tiezhu resisted and whispered, "how can I help you?"


    Xu Jiazhen continued to rush up and perform the full set of acting. Fortunately, they can only see the video and can''t hear the sound.


    She said, "slap me in the face, then slam the door and go."


    "Isn''t that good? I''ll take you away."


    "No!"


    "When is it? Don''t beat women yet?"


    "I beat women! When will I stop beating women? I just want to bully you. Is there any other way?"


    "Then you sleep with me."


    "This... Don''t be kidding."


    "Push me away and go straight. Just leave."


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu was very decisive. He pushed Xu Jiazhen down on the bed, took his cell phone, turned and left.


    Xu Jiazhen was lying on the bed with disheveled hair and a bitter smile. Maybe this is the best result!


    In fact, she warned Li Tiezhu long ago. She hinted at Li Tiezhu when she had breakfast in the morning. If she really wanted to hurt li Tiezhu, she wouldn''t say those words in advance.


    Although I''m afraid I can''t understand Li Tiezhu''s IQ, he has pine and bamboo.


    Sure enough, songzhu''er should have seen through, but Li Tiezhu didn''t believe her. He came with precautions.


    Dong Dong Dong¡ª¡ª


    "JC rounds! Open the door!"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned when he came to the door. What happened?


    Xu Jia on the bed is doing it quickly. It''s over! I didn''t expect these people to be so cruel and have backhands? She doesn''t know at all because she doesn''t deserve to know all the plans.


    Li Tiezhu still opened the door.


    Three JCS broke in and pushed Li Tiezhu in: "stand against the wall and show your ID. we received a report that there was an illegal act of selling silver here!"


    Li Tiezhu''s clothes were scattered by Xu Jiazhen, and Xu Jiazhen''s clothes were untidy and her hair was messy. It was inevitable that they were in the same room.


    Li Tiezhu and Xu Jiazhen both showed their certificates.


    Because the light in the room was dim, a JC recognized Li Tiezhu after checking his ID card: "are you Li Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled bitterly: "yes! Xu Sanduo, Li Tiezhu, this is my classmate Xu Jiazhen in Beidian."


    JC checked Xu Jiazhen''s ID card and student card, nodded and said, "so you are boyfriend and girlfriend?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    "What are you? Isn''t your girlfriend songzhuer? Oh! You don''t have to answer this question, we understand!"


    "You know a hammer!"


    "Hey? Li Tiezhu! Pay attention to civilized language. We... Withdrew."


    "OK! Bye, officer J."


    Bang.


    The door closed again.


    Even if Li Tiezhu was not smart, he also recovered at this time. These three JCS are real, and they have nothing to do with those people, but they were used, but... Those people can certainly get the first perspective video of JC law enforcement. JCS wear cameras on their chest to record law enforcement.


    Xu Jiazhen: "I was cheated! They didn''t really believe me from the beginning. It''s just a cover for me to seduce you..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "clean up! Come with me."


    Xu Jiazhen shook his head: "I..."


    "They knew you had ''rebelled'' and stayed to die?"


    "Ah? Oh! Good, good."


    The smart Xu Jiazhen is lucky. It''s not as fast as Li Tiezhu''s response to the storm. If they don''t doubt Xu Jiazhen, they won''t bother to report to the false police in advance. Even they say that it''s false that there is no microphone installed in this room.


    Li Tiezhu looked around the room and said, "can you hear me? Come out and get together? At the door of the room."


    With that, Li Tiezhu walked out of the room.


    There was no one in the empty corridor. The hotel was old and the lights were dim.


    After a while, a fat man came out of the hotel diagonally opposite the door, threw Li Tiezhu a Chinese cigarette and a pure gold lighter.


    Li Tiezhu lit a cigarette and took a sip. He has learned to smoke with Wang Xiaokai, but he doesn''t smoke at ordinary times. In Ju Chang''s words, it''s necessary to act in the future. Who doesn''t play the role of smoking?


    Then, Li Tiezhu threw the lighter back and looked up and down at the fat man. He was ugly and obscene.


    If it was the former Li Tiezhu, the fat man was already lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth.


    The fat man also lit a cigarette, but nodded and bowed to Li Tiezhu and squeezed out a smiling face. He was very humble. He was not as vicious as when he bullied Xu Jiazhen just now.


    "Give me a business card?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the fat man calmly.


    "No, I''m afraid you''ll take revenge on me."


    The fat man was guilty.


    Li Tiezhu: "but you should know that I only need a few minutes to get all your information."


    The fat man was stunned. He took out a business card from his wallet, gave it to Li Tiezhu with a little trembling, and then hurried back for fear of being beaten.


    Without looking at it, Li Tiezhu put his business card in his trouser pocket and took a cigarette: "what does he want?"


    He means the person behind the fat man. Obviously, that person is not here, or here but doesn''t want to show up.


    Fat man: "he said you know."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "I don''t know."


    Fat man: "you must know."


    At this time, Xu Jiazhen arranged his clothes and hair and came out with a very complicated face.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the fat man and Xu Jiazhen. He bounced his cigarette butt at the fat man. The fat man dodged skillfully.


    Li Tiezhu: "she is my friend. Don''t bother her in the future, will you?"


    The fat man smiled: "it''s clear after this time."


    Li Tiezhu smiled at Yao Riyue and said, "shit! It''s very particular."


    "It''s not particular. I''m not a good man, but you have to give me face. I have to do this. Later, it''s about you and him. I''m a small minion and can''t get involved..."


    "Go back and tell that shit eater can never ride on the head of shit!"


    "This..."


    "What a man pulls and what a dog eats, he can''t help it. He''s picky about food and doesn''t live long."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    The fat man is speechless. Is there really a problem with this skull? You can''t protect yourself. Who are you threatening?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t explain, so he took Xu Jiazhen away.


    When passing the fat man, Li Tiezhu said to Xu Jiazhen, "he''ll come to you again and tell me I''ll beat out his shit."


    Fat man: "if you don''t relieve your anger, you can beat me now."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t look back: "I''m not in the mood today."


    It''s OK to get a beating, which can calm this down. The fat man is very smart. He knows that even if Li Tiezhu is eliminated this time, he can do quite well, not an order of magnitude.


    Out of the hotel, he came to the side of the parked shared car on the side of the road. Li Tiezhu unlocked the car.


    Xu Jiazhen: "why did you come? You should listen to song Zhuer."


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up! Driving, I drank wine."


    Xu Jiazhen took the key handed by Li Tiezhu and watched him get on the passenger car. She just got on the car with her teeth.


    The small car was walking through the night, neon flashing.


    "Where? It''s too late. The school is closed."


    "My studio."


    "OK."


    Then there was a long silence in the car.


    At the downstairs of Li Tiezhu''s studio, Xu Jiazhen finally summoned up his courage: "I was born in a small county and have always been the backbone of literature and art in the class. Later, a school leader asked me to accompany a boss who said he could help me contact the art examination training class in Kyoto, and then... I''m not myself. Like a string puppet, Zhou pangzi doesn''t expect me to make money and won''t give me too good resources. He just wants to drag me in his hand. However, when I get it After Nortel''s notice, I began to be unwilling and went everywhere to get in touch with others. Later, I met you... "


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "do you have a place to go?"


    Xu Jiazhen shook his head and said, "except for the first time, I was not forced. I chose the road myself."


    "Do you want to be popular or act?"


    "At first, I took the road of art examination. I liked acting. Later, I wanted to be popular. Now... I''m afraid it''s impossible to act."


    She knows very well that unless Li Tiezhu admits defeat, the video of her and Li Tiezhu will burst out. Li Tiezhu may not hurt her muscles and bones, but she is likely to be doomed.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "before I came out, I was eating hot pot. The hot pot hasn''t finished yet."


    Xu Jiazhen was surprised. He didn''t know what Li Tiezhu said.


    Li Tiezhu said, "order a takeout! Can you eat spicy food?"


    Xu Jiazhen shook her head blankly.


    Li Tiezhu threw his mouth in disgust: "it''s still a mandarin duck pot..."


    ten minutes later.


    In the huge and empty studio, Li Tiezhu and Xu Jiazhen sat at the conference table. On the table was a large pot of hot pot and full of dishes.


    Li Tiezhu can''t wait to scald the duck intestines.


    Xu Jiazhen couldn''t help asking, "aren''t you worried?"


    Li Tiezhu: "hum! No matter who he is, I''ll kill him! I''m tired of this bastard playing with Yin. Eat!"


    Xu Jiazhen is a little dizzy. The iron pillar at this moment is so handsome!


    Ugly handsome ugly handsome!


    The scalding duck intestines rolled half a circle in the original soup dip dish full of mashed garlic and threw it into his mouth. Li Tiezhu picked up the phone and called Zhang Xiaomeng:


    "Brother Meng! Inform the legal department to kill them! I''m talking about killing them, not just suing them! Me? I eat hot pot in the studio. Don''t ask. I''ll tell you later. In addition, inform Red Star rabbit that I want all the black materials of Li Tianmu within three days. Hang up!"


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu continued to scald the duck intestines: "what are you doing?"


    Xu Jiazhen has been looking at Li Tiezhu with a crazy face: "handsome is over! I''m not afraid. It''s a big deal to go home and sell yams."

 Chapter 443

    Songzhu''er had long foreseen the danger, because she knew that Xu Jiazhen was a watch, but Li Tiezhu didn''t listen to her. Li Tiezhu is stupid, but this time he is not stupid. He is just more willing to think about the good. What if?


    Facts have proved that Xu Jiazhen doesn''t really hurt li Tiezhu. She has no choice, and she doesn''t want Li Tiezhu to come.


    This hot pot meal was delicious.


    After eating, Xu Jiazhen left. Li Tiezhu called songzhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng in the studio and explained the whole story in detail.


    Then, Li Tiezhu went to the airport and flew to Hengdian.


    The shooting of "soldier assault" continues without stopping.


    Li Tiezhu has prepared all means of counterattack. The Ministry of justice has turned a blind eye, and the Red Star rabbit has achieved fruitful results. However, it has not been launched. He is waiting for the other side to attack.


    But paradoxically, the other party didn''t make any changes, as if the immortal jump didn''t exist.


    In this way, half a month passed, and everything was calm.


    "Soldier assault" has been filmed for 20 episodes. Although it has not been completely cut out, the progress has far exceeded the playback speed. We can have more energy to polish the plot and picture, and the crew are not as tight as before.


    But Zhang Xiaomeng has been feeling uneasy recently. If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!


    Li Tiezhu is very calm. Except that the directing is not very reliable, everything else is very good.


    He plays at a half standard and can often play those supporting roles with exquisite acting skills, and the effect is getting better and better. In addition, he also shows his cooking skills on the set, such as eating hot pot in the wild, barbecue in the military camp, whole roast fish in the training base, and so on. He has raised peach red into a double chin.


    On the afternoon of March 21, Zhang Xiaomeng, who had been on the set worried about an accident, received a phone call.


    Today is episode 23. Wu 61 is injured and hospitalized. Xu Sanduo and Cheng Cai go to the hospital to see his part.


    Because the TV series has some "saved manuscripts", it can finally be shot normally, that is, first concentrate all the scenes in one place, and then move to another site. The efficiency is higher, the actors and crew are easier, and the most important thing is... Saving money.


    Li Tiezhu failed to direct the play again. Lu Bo and sun Xixi went to talk about the play. Li Tiezhu was idle and went to get marinated chicken wings.


    Zhang Xiaomeng came to the huge iron pot, found Li Tiezhu and lowered his voice: "Li Shenglong called. Their crew is also in Hengdian now and said to ask you to help check."


    Li Tiezhu boiled chicken wings with water: "what do you mean?"


    "It''s very high sounding. You said that the soldier assault is very good, the audience rating is also very strong, and it has great artistic value. What else did you say... Writing hymns for the new generation of soldiers is of profound significance. As an old leader in the directing industry, he wants to know you and ask you to help give some advice to the soldier attack. He also said..."


    "Very talkative."


    "He also said that they worked very hard. I hope you really give some advice. Then, they will add your name in front of the film. The screenwriter and director will let you be named."


    "Is this for me? Or take advantage of me?"


    "Take advantage! The old guy also said that their film is the sister of our play, which is to promote national defense construction and so on. We should be equal to each other."


    "Is this a threat?"


    "I didn''t say what would happen if we didn''t promise, but it must be a threat. What do you think?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng is a little worried.


    In fact, according to the temper of Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er, Zhang Xiaomeng had already started, and Zhang Xiaomeng was old and steady for the time being. The reason is very simple. He doesn''t want Li Tiezhu''s reputation to be flawed. First, he is worried that those videos will affect Li Tiezhu''s personal design, and second, he is afraid that insiders think Li Tiezhu is cruel.


    Li Tiezhu fished out the chicken wings, soaked them in cold water, and then threw them into another pot with old marinade rolling:


    "No."


    Zhang Xiaomeng nodded. If she went, she really lowered her head first.


    He added, "how can I return?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let their father and son roll Jiba eggs!"


    "OK!" Zhang Xiaomeng dialed the phone again, "eh? Director Li, it''s like this. Our shooting cycle is too tight. Tie Zhu doesn''t have time to study here at present... So, ah, OK, OK! Thank you for understanding. Bye."


    Li Tiezhu stirred the pot with a big spoon and turned a huge white eye, which was like pressing Zhang Xiaomeng''s head into the pot!


    Zhang Xiaomeng smiled: "do you want to make me a stewed pig head again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "advice!"


    "Then why do you listen to me when you''re so young? It''s better for you to start first for half a month?"


    "Oh! I want them to take more pictures, try to finish them, spend all the money, and then I can''t let them go, and then apologize. In this way, they can maximize their losses!"


    "Did pine bamboo teach you?"


    "Ang."


    "Insidious. However, I think they have a good attitude. No, I didn''t speak for them. They are really a little high. But at least they don''t want to tear their faces..."


    "Since they plotted against me, there has been no way back. I want to advise you? There is no door!"


    "Yes! Fuck them."


    "That''s right."


    After a while, the chicken wing brine was ready. Li Tiezhu took it to share the food for everyone.


    At this time, Taohong found Li Tiezhu with her mobile phone: "something''s wrong."


    ¡­¡­


    Kyoto, in a classroom where a performance theory class was taking place, suddenly there was a low noise, and many students whispered to each other. This is an undergraduate class and a junior class, with a slightly larger number.


    "Be quiet! Get out of here if you don''t want to hear."


    The teacher was angry, and it was a little quiet below, but it was limited.


    Many students turned to look at songzhuer and Xu Jiazhen by the window, and others pointed and whispered.


    Wu Lei and Zhang Xiaokai sitting in the last row are chatting in a low voice. Li Zhixuan is still brushing the video on his mobile phone. JC rounds the room and finds that Li Tiezhu and Xu Jiazhen are not well dressed. There is a sound in the video in the hotel room.


    "Are you Li Tiezhu?"


    "Yes! Xu Sanduo, Li Tiezhu, this is my classmate Xu Jiazhen in Beidian."


    "So you''re boyfriend and girlfriend?"


    "No."


    "What are you? Isn''t your girlfriend songzhuer? Oh! You don''t have to answer this question, we understand!"


    "You know a hammer!"


    "Hey? Li Tiezhu! Pay attention to civilized language. We... Withdrew."


    "OK! Bye, officer J."


    The video was recorded completely from JC entering the door to exiting the room. This video spread on the Internet at a very fast speed.


    Naturally, it also aroused the anger of many netizens, accusing Li Tiezhu of being dignified, hypocritical and shameful. Obviously, he already has pine and bamboo children, and he also went to open a house with his classmates! Almost most people will not doubt the authenticity of this video. Since it is true, are they fighting the landlord in the hotel room? Turn the red rope? kick shuttlecock?


    Wang Xiaokai said, "this may be true!"


    Wu Lei also nodded: "Li Tiezhu is too unlucky? He was met by JC when he opened a room."


    Wang Xiaokai: "so I''m going to a high-end hotel."


    Li Zhixuan said, "I''m afraid someone is not targeting Li Tiezhu?"


    Wu Lei: "otherwise?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "it''s all Xu Jiazhen''s fault..."


    Songzhuer also saw this video, because in just a few minutes, there were 10000 people @ her.


    Xu Jiazhen, sitting next to songzhu''er, was ashamed. She knew that the students of the two classes were looking at her secretly, and she couldn''t decide what to think. Especially the three roommates of songzhuer, sitting next to them, someone has begun to swear, bitch, watch


    It doesn''t matter what others think. She was worried for half a month, and the thing she worried about still happened.


    Ling Ling


    The bell rang after class.


    The teacher left, but the students didn''t hurry to leave, and songzhuer''s three roommates were angry and asked Xu Jiazhen for trouble.


    Matsushita took care of Xu Jia Zhen behind him: "you go back first."


    Everyone looked silly when they saw that songzhuer was protecting Xu Jiazhen! What does NIMA... Think? We all know that Xu Jiazhen is songzhuer''s dog leg, but she sleeps with your man! Can you bear it? No, do you have to protect it first and then fight by yourself?


    Xu Jiazhen blushed. She lost her face and didn''t speak. She was the one who caused it.


    Songzhuer can bear to beat or scold her.


    I saw that songzhuer took out his mobile phone, put his arm around Xu Jiazhen''s neck and began to shoot a video: "smile! We can''t let those rumors be proud. We are not afraid of the shadow!"


    Xu Jiazhen: "ah?"


    "Ah, what? Have you ever been with Li Tiezhu?"


    "No."


    "What happened that time?"


    "I was drunk. Li Tiezhu came to help me..."


    "Is that ok? Friends of the trembling voice, have you made a clear explanation? Do not believe in rumours, do not spread rumors, tiktok!"


    After the shooting, tiktok sent the video to the jitter.


    The students in both classes are stupid. Obviously they don''t believe Xu Jiazhen''s nonsense. Everyone can see that Xu Jiazhen has always coveted Li Tiezhu. Can she not eat Li Tiezhu when she has a chance?


    Is songzhuer stupid? Believe your rival?


    "It''s all scattered!"


    Songzhuer led Xu Jiazhen away, and all the students gave in one after another.


    After leaving the watch guide building, Xu Jiazhen finally couldn''t help wiping his tears: "I''m sorry! I... Have been lying to you, I..."


    Matsushita: "hum! I knew you wanted to ride an iron pole. You think I''m stupid? Don''t cry!"


    Xu Jiazhen: "then... Then you still..."


    Song Zhuer: "many people want to sleep on iron pillars. Who are you? It''s not over. Wait! I''m angry."


    Didi


    Songzhuer was @ killed again.


    She picked up mobile phone and opened the jitter, and tiktok: "lie trough!"


    Songzhuer kicked over the garbage can on the side of the road.


    Xu Jiazhen picked up the trash can and chased up: "what''s the matter again?"


    Songzhu''er threw his mobile phone to Xu Jiazhen. The latter was stunned when he saw it: "are they stupid? Do they annoy Li Tiezhu and lengba? Yang Mi is not a fuel-efficient lamp!"


    The video is edited. There are five or six pictures of Li Tiezhu and lengba entering the house together. Some are hotel rooms, some are Donghai apartments... Even the guest house in Hengdian.


    Xu Jiazhen returned her mobile phone to Matsushita: "it''s not as good as my video. What can it prove?"


    Pine and bamboo children akimbo and sighed, "say his mother!"


    Xu Jiazhen wanted to comfort her, but suddenly she was excited. Something was wrong! Songzhuer''s reaction is not calm. This video is not as lethal as mine. Why is she a little nervous? Are Li Tiezhu and lengba

 Chapter 444

    Xu Jiazhen is a senior green tea in the end. Although she wanted to wash white for a moment, her ideological inertia is strong. She thought repeatedly that if lengba had nothing to do with Li Tiezhu, songzhuer would not be so angry. Instead, she could join hands with Yang Mi and be happy with the reinforcements. But if it does matter, how can songzhuer endure until now? Can she bear her violent temper?


    It can only be said that Xu Jiazhen turned green, but he really didn''t know people.


    The more you think about her, the more confused she is, but she has no time to think too much, because she is the most hurt person except Li Tiezhu.


    Songzhuer didn''t care what the green tea dog leg thought. He angrily went to the parking lot and drove away.


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    On the other hand, we also saw these news at the shooting scene of soldiers'' assault. However, because Li Tiezhu is the director, the actors are not easy to talk to each other. They can only continue to shoot silently as if it had never happened.


    On the contrary, Zhang Xiaomeng was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. He didn''t expect that director Li, who had just called and was very "friendly", began to make moves in the twinkling of an eye.


    He knew about Xu Jiazhen, but he didn''t expect the other party to frame Li Tiezhu and lengba.


    What does the video of entering the room together show?


    It doesn''t mean anything, but it can make people daydream.


    Li Tiezhu also got the news. He even saw the latest video sent by songzhu''er, ordered a praise, put down his mobile phone and continued filming.


    After filming the scene of visiting the injured June 1, it was already evening. Li Tiezhu and Zhang Xiaomeng flew back to Kyoto by plane.


    It''s not all because of this. It''s mainly because he promised to celebrate Huang Sanshi''s daughter''s birthday tomorrow.


    The huge Li Tiezhu studio is brightly lit, but there are not many people.


    Li Tiezhu, Zhang Xiaomeng and song Zhuer are sitting in the office, drinking coffee.


    Opposite, lengba bowed her head and twisted her fingers secretly under the table. Beside her was Yang Mi with an angry face and cold eyes. Sister Mi copied her hands in front of her chest, leaned against the back of her chair and looked directly at Li Tiezhu.


    Zhang Xiaomeng looked embarrassed and smiled apologetically at Yang Mi:


    "Sister MI, don''t be angry. We are also very angry. We all blame Li Shenglong and his son for being shameless. I also know that Mr. lengba is innocent and our iron pillar implicated her. I''m very sorry! Don''t worry, we will clarify and decide not to damage Mr. lengba''s reputation."


    Yang Mi looked at Zhang Xiaomeng contemptuously: "what kind of shit agent are you?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng didn''t dare to be angry: "I''m really sorry! I also know that Mr. lengba was wronged, so..."


    Yang Mi rolled her eyes and pinched lengba around with her backhand.


    Lengba shivered: "whining ~ pain!"


    Yang Mi slapped lengba''s arm: "now you know the pain? Let you pay attention to confidentiality, pay attention to confidentiality! Shit! You can''t wait for the love of the live show?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng is stupid. I''m NIMA... I''m NIMA? I''m NIMA!!!


    After he was stunned for a while, he looked at songzhu''er for fear that the iron head baby would fly up and give lengba a kick. How can he deal with the fight at this juncture? It won''t break up, will it?


    Songzhu''er knocked on the table: "sister MI, please be gentle. Sister lengba didn''t mean it. They''re secret enough."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: hum??? Watt jaafak!


    Lengba tooted her mouth and asked qubaba: "yes, I''ve been very careful..."


    Yang Mi doesn''t play lengba anymore. She is angry and doesn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu said awkwardly, "cat... No, sister lengba is right. It''s all my fault."


    Zhang Xiaomeng:??? What, Jill? Cat? Did I hear you right?


    Lengba was afraid that Yang Mi would blame Li Tiezhu and muttered, "I took the initiative... I don''t blame Zhu."


    Yang Mi almost slapped lengba again.


    Zhang Xiaomeng is almost petrified, my God! I''m afraid I''m not a fake agent? No wonder Li Tiezhu didn''t give him an assistant!


    Yang Mi endured and put down her hand and said, "Li Tiezhu, what do you say!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "kill them!"


    Yang Mi: "I don''t care whether they die or not. I''m only worried about lengba."


    Li Tiezhu was silent, which he didn''t expect. He never thought that the other party had such a thing in his hand.


    Songzhu''er told Li Tiezhu before that if the other party can take out the video of entering the house, there must be a video of coming out. Although the situation in the room can not be photographed, we can know how long they stayed in the room, which is indirect evidence. Even, the other party may have intimate behaviors such as lengba and Li Tiezhu holding hands.


    Everyone is well aware that the explosion of this matter has greatly affected Li Tiezhu''s image, but it is only affected, and lengba is likely to fall sharply because of this matter.


    Zhang Xiaomeng also has claws. At first, he thought that Li Tiezhu and lengba were innocent. This thing can be saved, but now he finds that this thing is true, that''s bad.


    The meeting room was silent again.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "in fact, there is another solution! The other party didn''t put more materials out and made it clear that it was threatening us. If we agreed to their requirements, although it was humiliating, it was undoubtedly the best choice for Mr. lengba..."


    Lengba: "no!"


    She interrupted Zhang Xiaomeng for the first time. She didn''t want Li Tiezhu to be bullied.


    After that, he looked at Yang Mi with a guilty heart.


    Yang Mi shook her head slightly: "you can''t give in! Absolutely not, you have to kill them! If you take this step back, they will be insatiable. Not only Li Tiezhu, but even lengba and I will be threatened by them repeatedly."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said anxiously, "but if they continue to feed..."


    Yang Mi: "the worst result is that it''s cold. In the future, I can''t get the play, endorsement and advertising. I keep her... Are you afraid?"


    Lengba: "I''m not afraid. The pillar supports me."


    Matsushita: "I personally think that even if we lose, we will kill them!"


    Yang Mi: "I think so too! Kill them this time, and others won''t dare to find fault with Li Tiezhu and lengba again, because they know our determination and don''t want to be the second object to be trampled to death."


    Songzhuer fully agreed: "yes! If necessary, I can say that I have already secretly broken up with Tiezhu, which can reduce sister lengba''s pressure."


    Yang Mi glanced at matsutake in surprise.


    Matsushita: "I just want to kill those two!"


    Lengba was moved: "zhu''er... Thank you."


    Matsushita: "thanks for your grandmother''s leg. Bullying you is bullying me. I''ve always been so hard. You know?"


    Li Tiezhu''s unwise little head has been thinking about it. At this time, he said: "Huang Sanshi helped me make an appointment with Li Tianmu, so he should not make another move before tomorrow night. He just put pressure on me in advance so that he can take the initiative when talking. We can also make a move to let them throw mouse taboos. Li Tianmu has a lot of black material and will be more afraid than us."


    Yang Mi: "are you sure you can hold down the father and son?"


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and handed it to Yang Mi opposite. Sister Mi looked at the content on the mobile phone and nodded.


    "How much are you going to let out?"


    Yang Mi pushed her cell phone back.


    Li Tiezhu said, "thirty percent. Just make them afraid."


    Yang Mi: "let it go. Read the photos of that one abroad. Let it go and keep the key evidence. They attack first. We just fight back equally. We can''t make them hurt and hit the key!"


    Matsushita: "no problem. You can''t get used to this kind of goods."


    Lengba said, "what''s the matter?"


    Yang Mi: "you don''t have to know."


    Matsushita: "yes! You can''t help anyway..."


    Lengba: "Oh, iron pillar! I''m hungry."


    Yang Mi: "


    Li Tiezhu got up to cook noodles for the cat. How can Li Tiezhu''s studio not have a kitchen? Not only there, but also everything.


    Zhang Xiaomeng felt that he was superfluous. Songzhuer and Yang Mi decided the process and details of the counterattack. He understood it, but he couldn''t keep up with the rhythm, because... These two women are too young! No, not just, it''s a desperate madman!


    Lengba is still sensible. She knows she can''t help. She doesn''t even bother to listen. She plays angry birds on one side.


    Zhang Xiaomeng always thinks something''s wrong. She''s talking about you. How big are you, sister lengba? If one is not good, you will be doomed and quit the entertainment industry!


    After a while, when Li Tiezhu gave lengba fried egg noodles, Yang Mi and song Zhuer completed the "battle plan" and didn''t even report to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t even ask. He chatted with lengba and reached out to pull lengba''s earlobe to comfort her. Don''t be afraid.


    Does that silly girl look scared?


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, I''m the one who is most afraid of, okay? Why didn''t anyone comfort me? One by one... You are either stupid or crazy!


    Finally, Zhang Xiaomeng couldn''t help but say, "is it a little too extreme? What if people die and break the net?"


    Yang Mi said softly, "it depends on who pays more!"


    Songzhu''er explained: "on the premise that both sides of us don''t die, I can be unaffected. Lengba may quit the entertainment industry and Li Tiezhu''s career is interrupted, but it''s not difficult for him to make a comeback with his talent and popularity. The other father and son, one of whom is disgraced and the other is in prison. Who do you think can''t afford it more?"


    This is a fact. Li Tiezhu is different from Wen Lizao. Wen Lizao is cheating in marriage. Li Tiezhu is at best a sea king and cheating. If song Zhuer can say that he broke up with Li Tiezhu long ago, he will suffer less damage. The new Xiaohua lengba will suffer the most damage.


    Zhang Xiaomeng nodded, which is true.


    Songzhu''er said again, "besides, people with right mind will not use lengba''s things to make iron pillars. People with wrong mind are doomed to have all kinds of black materials. What are we afraid of? We dare to strike iron because Li Tiezhu is hard. The only black spot on his body is that he has several women."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "how many?"


    Yang Mi was also surprised.


    Lengba lowers her head to eat noodles.


    Li Tiezhu''s embarrassed face was like Zhou Xingxing''s embarrassed smile.


    Matsushita: "what''s the matter? Don''t you see who his master and uncle are? Can the upper beam not be straight and the lower beam not be crooked?"


    A righteous one... I don''t blame my iron pillar!


    This is the inheritance of the school.


    At this time, Yang Mi kneaded her temples on the table without looking up: "Zhang Xiaomeng, avoid it. Next is the time for family insider discussion. It''s hard. Go back and have a rest early."


    Matsushita: "yes, we have to discuss it."


    Zhang Xiaomeng was stunned. Seeing that Yang Mi was still kneading her temples and showed no sign of leaving, she couldn''t help looking at Li Tiezhu. What monster artist did I bring?


    Even Yang Mi... The world is crazy!


    Zhang Xiaomeng left. Anyway, he already knows the "battle plan". Moreover, he only needs to cooperate, not the main attacker.


    Songzhu''er went to the door and looked at the sign that Yang Mi didn''t leave. He also looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise and closed the door of the conference room. He couldn''t help thinking proudly that my iron pillar was powerful!


    Songzhu''er came back: "now, as the head of the zoo, I hold this meeting. Before the meeting, I want to confirm, sister MI, what animal are you? Fox?"


    Yang Mi looked up blankly, "what?"


    Matsushita: "in my iron pillar harem, everyone has an animal code! Don''t you know? What animal are you?"


    Yang Mi: "I know about your zoo, but what''s none of my business?"


    "Didn''t you sleep by my iron pillar?"


    "No! Tiezhu, have you? When did I get drunk?"


    Li Tiezhu quickly waved his hand: "no, no!"


    Matsushita: "no? Then why do you stay for the meeting?"


    Yang Mi: "Hey! Isn''t your cat too stupid? I''ll fully represent her. Look at their greasy strength. Only when she can wake up can she have ghosts."


    At this time, lengba is feeding Li Tiezhu fried eggs.


    Songzhu''er regretted: "what a pity! Well, what I want to say is that Li Tiezhu must be equipped with a personal assistant in the future. He doesn''t have to be in charge of security. He''d better be a bodyguard with anti reconnaissance ability."


    Yang Mi: "yes! I will send a female bodyguard to lengba''s side to avoid being photographed secretly. After all, it''s impossible to expect them to be careful. So should his other women."


    Matsushita: "not at present. Two are still under development and don''t need them for the time being. Liang Tian is only one-time and doesn''t matter."


    Yang Mi: "the host? I''ll go..."


    Lengba: "wow."


    Li Tiezhu felt very ashamed and lowered his head in shame.


    After that, the family meeting discussed other topics and ended successfully.


    When delivering the closing speech, songzhuer asked, "sister MI, I heard that you and Lao Wei have broken up for a long time. Do you want to think about it?"


    Yang Mi looked at Li Tiezhu: "do you like foxes?"


    Li Tiezhu blushed and waved his hands in a panic. It''s terrible to think about it!


    Yang Mi shrugged and regretted.


    Songzhu''er nodded seriously: "this can''t be done overnight. Let it go first, cat. Are you ready? It''s time to break up!"


    Lengba: "the meeting ended? What meeting did you have?"


    Songzhuer sighed, "hey... Evil! I can''t expect you to help except in bed."


    After the meeting, the four returned to songzhuer''s villa.


    In order to keep it a secret, Yang Mi and lengba came to Kyoto this time without any entourage or even an assistant.


    As soon as they returned to the villa, lengba and Li Tiezhu were even more tired. The woman also remembered whether to eat or fight.


    Songzhu''er and Yang Mi opened a bottle of Maotai and blew at each other. They had a feeling that they wanted to meet late.


    They seem very different, but in fact they have too many similarities. They are extremely smart people, child stars and crazy people with iron courage

 Chapter 445

    Songzhuer and Yang Mi didn''t meet for the first time. In fact, they knew each other for a long time, but they didn''t have any friendship. Most of them just met face to face.


    Until this time, because of Li Tiezhu and lengba, the two talents really had in-depth communication and appreciated each other. Yang Mi found that songzhuer was not a brave psychopath. The goods were very insidious. She pretended to be reckless. Songzhu''er also learned that Yang Mi is not a cunning and mercenary cunning bitch. She is very hard for lengba.


    Drinking can show her temperament. Pine and bamboo are very cute. Drinking Maotai with a straw with pink stripes shows her mania in her loveliness. Sister Mi blows directly at the bottle, bold and unrestrained, with an elegant charm.


    The two were drinking high, and the other side was even higher. Lengba made strange noises one after another.


    Yang Mi shook her head in silence, and songzhu''er rolled her eyes.


    "Li Tiezhu has been starving in the past two months when he filmed soldier assault!"


    "Let''s sleep together tonight and let the cat eat!"


    "Yes, yes..."


    "Your iron pillar is really so powerful?"


    "That''s right! Let me tell you - King Kong is not bad!"


    "I envy you."


    "Do you want to try? Let''s drink two more bottles and rush in pretending to be drunk. Hey, hey... It''s the so-called two fists can''t beat four breasts..."


    "You are so generous. I''m not as good as you."


    "It''s called living calmly. If we get married like this, can a man be different? No bad man, no bad woman?"


    "Fart! Lengba told me that you are a pervert. When Li Tiezhu didn''t wake up, you gave her... Hum!"


    "Hey, hey, hey... Just like watching her cry and do it!"


    "Dry! Change Wuliangye."


    "No, there''s Erguotou, okay?"


    "Yes, Maotai is boring."


    "Six six six five Kui head..."


    "You lost."


    Songzhu''er and Yang Mi have had a self heating hot pot. His family has a lot of stock because Li Tiezhu likes hot pot.


    And on the other side, it has begun to breathe.


    The so-called other side is actually in the master bedroom. It turned out that at first, Li Tiezhu and lengba were still bored in the living room, and then they unconsciously went into the room.


    Yang Mi had a good drink, but she was a little drunk: "how long has it been? Can Li Tiezhu toss too much?"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey, hey... What''s this? Have you tried without going down the fire line for two or three hours?"


    Yang Mi licked her lips in fear: "Wow! Terrible!"


    Songzhu''er said proudly, "how''s it going? Do you want to see it? How about we go to pick the door?"


    Yang Mi: "Wow!"


    With that, the two drunken women crept towards the bedroom. Because another general, song Zhuer, had not entered, the master bedroom was not locked.


    The sound inside is clearer.


    Lengba was begging for mercy and almost cried: "no! Please, good master, Wuwu... Ah..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you asked me to do it yourself. You can''t live because of your own sin!"


    Songzhu''er quietly unscrewed the door and waved to Yang Mi. Then they stole the probe in.


    Then, songzhu''er and Yang Mi were stunned. I''ll go... Can you play too well?


    Lengba is sitting on the chair on the dresser. Li Tiezhu stands behind her and pinches her shoulder. Lengba is full of strength and skillful. Lengba hurts to death. Of course, she is painful and happy. After all, Li Tiezhu''s massage technique is a teacher of Xiao Zhan.


    Yang Mi held the bottle and said, "that''s it?"


    Matsushita: "I''ll make you laugh. Hey, hey... Next time, next time, it''s an accident."


    Lengba and Li Tiezhu looked at the door and were stunned.


    Lengba: "sister MI, what are you doing?"


    Yang Mi: "drink! Are you blind?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, what are you two doing at the door?"


    Matsushita: "look at your massage! Sister MI is also tired. Don''t you press it for sister Mi?"


    Yang Mi waved her hand: "calculate and beg! It''s boring. Bai is happy! I thought I could see that the legendary King Kong is not bad!"


    Songzhu''er also shrugged uninteresting, hooked up with Yang Mi and went back to drink. Not many people can drink with her. Therefore, songzhu''er cherishes it.


    When the door was closed, Li Tiezhu asked lengba, "should they come..."


    Lengba: "of course! Sister MI is a pervert."


    Li Tiezhu: "so is Songzhu."


    Lengba: "go and close the door!"


    Li Tiezhu took a deep look at lengba. Lengba Jiao called her master. Li Tiezhu immediately locked the door.


    Outside, songzhu''er and Yang Mi continued to drink happily. Hearing the tragic cry and cry from the bedroom, they couldn''t help shaking their heads and pinching their shoulders? get excited over a little thing!


    As everyone knows, lengba is already full of holes and miserable


    The next morning.


    Li Tiezhu made several phone calls, but songzhu''er didn''t wake up. He had to look for one guest bedroom and another. Finally, he found two women hengchen at the head of the bed, songzhu''er and Yang Mi, in the third guest bedroom.


    However, Li Tiezhu immediately blushed. Even if pine and bamboo were wearing Kumamoto''s pajamas, sister Mi went too far. She only slept in underwear with scarce cloth, and the grass couldn''t cover that.


    Really lush!


    At this moment, Li Tiezhu remembered the cloth strip that he found in lengba''s guest bedroom nearly two years ago. It was the same.


    Just stunned for a moment, Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand to close the door.


    When there was only one crack in the door, Li Tiezhu paused slightly. Then, he gritted his teeth and closed it.


    Li Tiezhu went to school by subway. As long as he was in Kyoto, he would not be absent from morning exercises and classes. He originally wanted to ask songzhuer to go with him, but due to sister Mi''s overbearing sleeping position, he chose to give up, which would be very embarrassing for anyone to wake up.


    When Li Tiezhu left, sister Mi slowly opened her eyes and smiled strangely in the room.


    well!


    How amazing!


    Although I drank with songzhuer very late last night, who is sister Mi? She is a seasoned veteran. Even if she drinks more at night, she can wake up early the next day.


    Just now, driven by the biological clock, Yang Mi woke up vaguely and found that she was only wearing underwear. She was also very ashamed, but the door opened before she could respond.


    She quickly narrowed her eyes and observed secretly. She found that Li Tiezhu enjoyed it at the door for a long time. Finally, she was reluctant to close the door and leave.


    Yang Mi just thinks... It''s so interesting!


    That guy blushed???


    Sister Mi turned over, put on her clothes, crept out of the room, watched Li Tiezhu go out of the villa door at the window, and plunged into lengba, who was sleeping in the master bedroom. Unexpectedly, as soon as she started, songzhuer broke in with bad intentions.


    "Hey, hey... Want to leave me? There''s no door? I pretend to sleep just because I don''t want to go to class! Die, cat!"


    "Hey? Take it easy. The cat is making money for me. Don''t hurt..."


    If Li Tiezhu saw this scene, he would be scared silly. Girls are pure and docile, most of the time just because men like it. In fact, who is not cruel?


    It''s just a pity for lengba, who hasn''t woken up yet. It''s terrible.


    When I came to school to practice morning exercises, my classmates and other classmates saw that Li Tiezhu''s expression was wrong, which was expected.


    As soon as the morning exercise was over, Guan Shuangshuang ran over: "where''s Zhu Er?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what? Do you want to hit her again?"


    Guan Shuangshuang stared: "go away! Is she angry with you? You said you too. What''s wrong with zhu''er? She has to find an old woman..."


    "Lengba is not old, only 26."


    "Your uncle! Did you admit it?"


    "Er..."


    "Where''s zhu''er? I comfort her."


    "She''s sleeping at home. She drank too much wine with Yang Mi last night."


    "Ah? Why is she here? Isn''t she with lengba?"


    "Yes!"


    "I''m convinced! I''m convinced. Please, Uncle Li Tiezhu, please don''t spoil my round faced fat deer."


    "Oh! He can''t. He has football."


    "Yes."


    With that, Guan Shuangshuang threw a single horsetail and left. Before leaving, he took a deep look at Li Tiezhu, revealing a thick... Inexplicable. Are they all blind?


    If songzhuer were here, I would certainly give her a reward:


    Seeing is believing, and feeling is believing!


    Li Tiezhu continued to run for 5000 meters, but Huang Sanshi was not there, because he usually ran near his own community. That time he came to school just because Li Tiezhu said he wanted to find him.


    There are no Huang Sanshi and Wang Xiaokai.


    Wang Xiaokai: "iron pillar, is it true or false? You can do it!"


    Wu Lei: "Ju Chang, who do you despise? The charm of the iron pillar is unstoppable! How about it? Is it tight?"


    Li Zhixuan: "big tongue playing, what are you asking? Before asking, you have to say at least one object, lengba? Or Xu Jiazhen?"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out! Get out! Hammer, go to the crew to report this weekend. Your part is coming."


    Li Zhixuan: "Oh!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m really worried about you. What should I do?"


    Wu Lei: "it''s really not good. Admit it? If you avoid this move, you will be invincible in two or three years with your coffee."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry about the three dogs. I have my own tricks. Go away. If you don''t go away, you''ll run 5000 meters with me."


    In an instant, all three goods slipped away.


    The three ran to the flower bed and winked at Xu Jiazhen, who was hiding. They didn''t know what to say, and then ran away with an obscene smile.


    Xu Jiazhen should have avoided suspicion, but songzhuer specially greeted her and asked her to buy breakfast for Li Tiezhu today. She said that she must not be guilty about this. Anyway, she had no relationship with Li Tiezhu.


    So she had to come.


    Li Tiezhu not only ate the breakfast she brought, but also sat with Xu Jiazhen in class because she had endless questions. When rehearsing the sketch in the afternoon, they kept talking and were scolded by the teacher.


    After class, Li Tiezhu returned home. Yang Mi had left, which made Li Tiezhu relieved.


    Then he took songzhuer and lengba to the five-star hotel where Huang shaoshaoshao''s birthday banquet was held.


    Songzhu''er, who skipped class for a day, was particularly excited, but lengba was a little shy. This was the second time she appeared in public with Li Tiezhu after the last Jack Ma reception. She knew what it meant better than anyone else.


    This is also a part of the "battle plan" formulated by song Zhuer and Yang Mi. On this day, the network public opinion was fermenting, but Li Tiezhu never made a move, but it doesn''t mean to admit defeat. They are just waiting for the opportunity.


    Tonight''s birthday party is the best opportunity!


    The counterattack began.

 Chapter 446

    The banquet hall of a five-star hotel was decorated with lanterns and decorations full of childlike fun. Several students and agents of Huang Sanshi were welcoming guests, a busy scene.


    On the other side, Huang shaoshao, the protagonist of the birthday party, is still... Doing his homework and Huang Sanshi is tutoring.


    "Dad, if I take Nortel in the future, don''t I have to do too well?"


    "If you think so, you will be worthless as an actor in the future."


    "Why?"


    "I know what you think. Li Tiezhu''s grades are so poor, right? But do you know how hard he works?"


    "But when Lu Yu had an appointment, he said it himself. He never tried."


    "Xueba usually says that he plays after school and then learns secretly. Li Tiezhu makes TV dramas, but he never leaves school. Lu Bo gives him make-up lessons in the crew! He still gets up to practice morning exercises at six every day for two and a half hours a day, and when he is a director in the crew."


    "Oh, so it is."


    Huang shaoshao tried to do his homework again. He was obviously more serious.


    After a while, Huang shaoshaoshao finally finished his homework. The time came to 6:30. Huang Sanshi took his daughter to the banquet hall. At this time, the guests had almost arrived.


    In fact, there are not many people, just a dozen tables, of which less than half are relatives and friends, Huang shaoshaoshao''s classmates, friends and their parents.


    Huang Sanshi didn''t want to make a big deal. Therefore, there are few people in the real circle. They are all Huang Sanshi''s close friends and students.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu, songzhu''er and lengba seem a little abrupt.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu, who has the best relationship with Huang Sanshi, may not be qualified to participate in such a private party, and the other two female stars are even more unfamiliar. In addition, these three people happen to be the headlines of these two days. The whole network is the content of their three chaotic relationships, but they appear here together without avoiding suspicion. How afraid of death?


    However, no one was kind enough to ask Li Tiezhu what he thought.


    After all, Li Tiezhu is very fierce now. Film, television, song and variety show are four in one, and all walks of life are mixed up.


    The people at their table with Li Tiezhu are also very friendly. After all, they are too familiar. In addition to Li Tiezhu and his two small animals, the rest of the table are he Ling, Yi Xing, Peng Yuchang, Zhang Zifeng, Meng no, Xie Nana and Xu Shanzheng, a total of ten people.


    Obviously, this table is Huang Sanshi''s friend and younger generation in the circle.


    They know most about the storm that Li Tiezhu has been in and the risks behind it. Therefore, we don''t say, but we always look at lengba intentionally or unintentionally. She comes most abruptly.


    Li Tiezhu can bring pine and bamboo, which is a kind of response, but what are you bringing lengba? Provocation?


    In fact, those at the top of the circle have known the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba since lengba became Li Tiezhu''s girlfriend last time.


    It can''t be hidden. However, with the infinite possibility of Li Tiezhu''s future and the full support of the two horses, generally no one makes an issue of it, but who knows that some people don''t believe in evil recently.


    Xie Nana could not hide her words and said, "iron pillar, do you have a bag on your baby''s skull? At this time, you still..."


    Her voice is not loud, but it is not small. The star is worried about her fellow villagers.


    Lengba''s expression changed slightly.


    He Ling is a human spirit and said with a smile, "Nana, are you jealous? Jealous lengba is more beautiful than you today! Does lengba represent Jiahang company? Did sister Mi ask you to come?"


    As long as lengba nods, it''s down the steps.


    Nana smiled awkwardly.


    Who knows, lengba said with a smile: "no, I happened to be in Kyoto and came to rub rice with Tiezhu, ha ha..."


    what the hell!


    Do you want to be so fresh?


    The stars at the same table are stunned. Is lengba infected by iron head baby?


    Xu Shan tried to help Li Tiezhu round the stage: "pillar, your aunt Taohong said you did everything you could to make delicious food on the set and fed her fat."


    Li Tiezhu: "there is also Duan Yihong, who always buys snacks for her."


    Xu Shanzheng picked up a pea and threw it over: "get out!"


    I''m so angry that I roll my eyes. I''ll help you out. It''s good for you


    Songzhu''er never spoke. She looked around. Finally, she stood up and looked at a table at the far end. One of them was a tall and thin man in a suit, Li Tianmu.


    After confirming the target, songzhuer took out his mobile phone and began to send a message: 1.


    The play begins.


    The hotel attendants are serving dishes one after another. The guests at each table are chatting. Huang Sanshi leads Huang shaoshaoshao to greet and receive gifts next to the table, which is similar to the process of ordinary people''s birthday banquet.


    Soon came to Li Tiezhu''s table. Everyone greeted warmly and gave gifts.


    "Oh! How tall are they?"


    "More and more beautiful."


    "Fat yellow, you''re fat again!"


    "Come on, my sister brought you a present."


    "Huang Sanshi, did you eat pig feed?"


    "It''s all Li Tiezhu''s fault. After I finished the program with him last year, I gained 20 kilograms and couldn''t lose any more."


    "Dad! How can you blame brother Tiezhu? You gained ten pounds in the second half of last year."


    "The little cotton padded jacket is leaking..."


    "Oh! Thank you, lengba. What do you think sister lengba gave you?"


    "Wow!! brother tie Zhu''s signature CD! Thank you!"


    Songzhu''er gave shaoshaoshao a Kumamoto schoolbag. Huang shaoshaoshao thanked him politely, but his expression when holding the schoolbag was also indescribable.


    After everyone gave gifts, Huang shaoshaoshao jumped in front of Li Tiezhu: "brother Tiezhu, gift!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "I have prepared three sets of Huanggang secret volumes, first day, second day, third day..."


    Huang shaoshao immediately frowned.


    The crowd also laughed.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m kidding, shaoshao. I wrote you a song and I''ll sing it to you later. I also have this song on my next album. At that time, let''s write after the song title - Happy Birthday to Huang shaoshao. How about it?"


    "Ah!!! Really? Really?"


    Huang shaoshaoshao jumped with excitement. As a fan, what gift is more exciting than this?


    Other stars also applauded. This gift is really meaningful.


    Huang Sanshi touched his daughter''s head and said, "thank you."


    "Thank you, brother Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "little, happy birthday!"


    Huang Sanshi was very happy, but his face suddenly changed: "no... it''s not the birthday song that sent away?"


    As Li Tiezhu''s iron powder, she can be very clear about the wonderful songs that Li Tiezhu has sung.


    Everyone was stunned and laughed even higher. Is that song OK?


    Li Tiezhu also smiled: "no! If I sing that song at your birthday party, your father will have to work hard with me."


    Huang Sanshi: "just know!"


    After another chat, Huang Sanshi and his daughter went to the next table.


    Meng no suddenly said, "iron pillar is a good gift! No wonder Lao Guo praises you."


    He and Guo gangde are also good friends. At this time, they speak very strongly. That''s all he can do. In his opinion, Li Tiezhu''s heart to make friends with Huang Sanshi can become the key to breaking the game. After all, Huang Sanshi can speak in front of the Li family.


    This circle is very large, but there are not many people at the top, and there are basically few secrets.


    After a while, Huang Sanshi took his daughter to the small stage. After the father and daughter thanked the people present, they invited Li Tiezhu to the stage.


    Li Tiezhu has already prepared the song accompaniment: "a new song childhood is for shaoshao. I wish you a happy birthday and a happy day."


    Then the prelude sounded.


    On the banyan tree by the pond


    Cicadas are calling for summer


    On the swing by the playground


    Only butterflies stop on it


    ¡­¡­


    Looking forward to the holidays, looking forward to tomorrow


    Childhood looking forward to growing up


    Day after day, year after year


    Childhood looking forward to growing up


    A folk song with a very beautiful melody. Li Tiezhu sings it very well.


    The audience applauded one after another. Huang Sanshi, who was listening to the song on the stage, had a bright smile and little dots in Huang shaoshaoshao''s eyes.


    Li Tianmu is also clapping. It''s really nice! But so what? You''re trying so hard to please Huang Sanshi. At most, you just knock two heads less. You''ll admit defeat sooner or later.


    Toast without penalty!


    He didn''t come to the party originally. Huang Sanshi invited him to reconcile with Li Tiezhu. Huang Sanshi didn''t participate, but just acted as a bridge.


    Li Tianmu felt that Li Tiezhu begged Huang Sanshi to invite him, that is to say, Li Tiezhu conceded defeat.


    But what does he mean by bringing cold barbs?


    A little confused.


    At this time, his mobile phone rang and his assistant sent a wechat, which was a screenshot of the photo. A piece of news about Li Tianmu has just begun to spread wildly on the Internet. The news is about his hit and run without a license when he was 16. The accident caused one person to be seriously injured and disabled.


    Li Tianmu looked at Li Tiezhu who stepped down and frowned slightly. What do you mean? The news was also on the Internet before, but it was pressed down by his father''s relationship. The crippled fool also got a lot of money and went private.


    What''s there to fry about this kind of thing?


    Think you can use this old thing as a chip?


    Then came another news. When Li Tianmu was seventeen, he forcibly had a relationship with his female classmate. Later, the case was temporarily revoked. He said that the woman withdrew the lawsuit and said that the relationship was voluntary.


    After this, Li Tianmu went abroad to study.


    Li Tianmu felt even more strange. They all said that they were "voluntary". What should they fry? What can you do if you doubt at most? How many little girls did the childe in the circle "volunteer"? get excited over a little thing!


    It seems that the local dog doesn''t even admit defeat. How dare he bargain?


    Oh, die!


    After dinner, they sang birthday songs and ate cakes. Some guests left, and the rest continued to play in the entertainment hall. Some sang, played billiards and played cards.


    Li Tiezhu and Li Tianmu play snooker together, which is the tacit understanding of other stars.


    Songzhuer and lengba didn''t follow. They played mahjong with sister Na.


    Li Tiezhu plays billiards in general, but Li Tianmu is very strong and far ahead.


    "Come and play a guest role? Put it in the propaganda film of soldiers attack."


    Li Tianmu scored a red ball and said.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak.


    Li Tianmu glanced at the black ball. His mobile phone rang again. He looked at it and went to aim at the black ball again, but he didn''t play. Finally, he put down his club and stared at Li Tiezhu:


    "Where did you get this video?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "read that? Oh, don''t you know I have a red guest team? It''s called Red Star rabbit."


    Li Tianmu didn''t expect this to happen, because he didn''t know he was videotaped at that time: "what do you want to do? Die together?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s your turn to play colored balls. I think pink balls are easier to play."


    Li Tianmu stared at Li Tiezhu and leaned down to play the black ball. It was very accurate. The black ball ran to the bottom bag.


    Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand to block the inevitable black ball:


    "Look! I told you that powder ball is better to play, but I don''t believe it. If I don''t listen to the old man, two towels will strangle me..."

 Chapter 447

    Li Tianmu didn''t shake his hand when he played the black ball, which showed that he still had a spectrum in his heart. He made an invitation gesture and asked Li Tiezhu to hit the ball. He said, "let me tell you, that thing is very interesting. I''ve played it all! But it''s no use for you to get this video."


    Li Tiezhu carefully aimed at a red ball and then bared: "there are other evidences that should prove it."


    Li Tianmu sneered: "what if you can prove it? Are you stupid?"


    "Yes."


    "I''m looking for your cooperation. One of your" soldier assault "is shot, and another" soldier attack "is also shot, which directly turns into a sister article. The quality of my play is definitely not weak. What''s the loss of your name and guest appearance?"


    "No."


    "Yes! Besides, I can bring you resources here. I''ll cover you in the Beijing circle in the future. You can walk horizontally."


    "I don''t like walking sideways. Crabs walk sideways."


    "Ah?"


    "When the crab is red, it dies."


    "What bullshit logic? What can I do even if I read it? I''m abroad! Besides, even if I''m blocked, what''s good for you?"


    "No!"


    "You see! Cooperation leads to a win-win situation, and both points hurt. Don''t you know how to choose? I have a lot of things in my hands about you and lengba! You and she have long been an open secret in the circle, and don''t think it has little impact on you. If the people all over the country ''found out'' that you had a relationship with her before the audition, what would they think? Good voice, do you win justice? Do you Should it have its present status? "


    "I have to think about it. You hit it first."


    Li Tiezhu was lost in thought.


    Crackling, Li Tianmu soon ran out of the ball on the stage.


    Li Tiezhu said, "no! It''s not right. If you really want to cooperate, your attitude should not be like this. You should contact me first and give my studio enough interests and respect. We can''t do sister TV dramas. But you copied directly and then pressed me with lengba''s things. This is not cooperation. It''s bullying me."


    "Is bullying or cooperation important? Isn''t the result the most important?"


    "No, I don''t like being bullied, and I won''t cooperate with those who bully me, because... It''s not cool."


    "Then there''s no need to talk? Both lose! I''m blocked, and you have to withdraw."


    "No problem."


    Li Tiezhu thought clearly that with his system, even if he retreats behind the scenes, he can get up in the wind and water.


    Li Tianmu lost his club: "are you so... Pig brain?"


    He feels very wronged. I''m kind enough to talk about cooperation with you. You have to kill the fish and catch the net?!


    This is the problem of cognitive bias. He and his father have always been on the tip of the pyramid in the circle and are never used to being on an equal footing with others. Therefore, this time they coerced and lured Li Tiezhu, which is a kind of "friendly cooperation" for them.


    Li Tiezhu picked up the club on the table and asked the angry Li Tianmu: "is it my turn?"


    Li Tianmu was so angry that his lungs exploded. At this time, he still regretted that he shouldn''t listen to his father. It was too strong and overbearing. After all, they don''t know that Li Tiezhu is not a normal person without a string in his brain.


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu missed again, Li Tianmu said in a slow voice: "I can step back, write your name directly, and hang the name of a director. In addition, I won''t explode any black material of you."


    Li Tiezhu began to aim at the ball again.


    Li Tianmu: "I''ll give you another ten million dollars!"


    He chose counseling. Even though he was arrogant, he also knew that this was a good opportunity for him to stand out. He couldn''t afford to lose. The other party was not afraid of death. He was afraid. Li Tiezhu''s reputation is ruined. At most, he just returns to his original appearance. Unlike him, he was born with a golden key.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t score the last black ball. He regretted: "I have money!"


    "What do you want? Make an offer."


    "Easy, stop shooting and apologize publicly."


    "Do you want me to die? I apologize for the first play I directed? Am I still fooling around?"


    "You shouldn''t copy. It''s immoral."


    "Morality? The morality of donima! What''s the morality of you?"


    "I am passive."


    "I..."


    I met a fool and couldn''t communicate at all! Li Tianmu turned and left without talking.


    Li Tianmu said hello to Huang Sanshi and some people he knew and left the hotel.


    Everyone received new news and thought that Li Tianmu was suspected of reading, so he had to leave in a hurry. This time, Li Tiezhu had the upper hand.


    In fact, it''s not. Li Tianmu was fooled away.


    Li Tiezhu is a person who has a beginning and an end. He plays around the remaining black ball for another ten minutes. If he accidentally drops the bag or misses the black ball, he will give Li Tianmu extra points on the scoreboard.


    Finally, the honest young man Li Tiezhu finally scored the black ball, with a total score of 12:250.


    Li Tiezhu came to the mahjong room and supported lengba''s shoulder with both hands: "how much did you lose?"


    Matsushita: "she lost miserably. She owes me more than 3000. Hahaha."


    This NIMA is a little big. If she is caught, she will gather people to gamble! Definitely detained.


    Sister Na: "iron pillar, don''t you have a problem this time?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "thank you for your concern. The problem is a little and there are a lot of troubles, but it can be done."


    Opposite, Hai Lan shook his head: "it''s a well-known director, bull!"


    She said that Li Tiezhu openly brought lengba to see Li Tianmu. Now everyone can see that Li Tiezhu didn''t come to subdue, but to declare war. In addition, a wave of counterattack from Li Tiezhu bombed Li Tianmu very embarrassed.


    The winner of this matter is unknown, but no matter who wins, lengba is afraid that she won''t be able. Why doesn''t she worry?


    Anyway, few of these people in the circle care that the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba is abnormal and common.


    After playing for a while, everyone dispersed. After all, the protagonist Huang shaoshao will have class tomorrow.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu flew to southern Hunan with Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng early in the morning to record the new season of mushroom house.


    The newly joined Yixing will not arrive until tomorrow because of something. It also gives Yixing a chance to play alone.


    This season, Li Tiezhu has quit, but considering the ratings and the connection with the previous season, they still found Li Tiezhu. After all, Li Tiezhu is the most popular guest in the mushroom house in recent seasons.


    As for Li Tiezhu''s recent "scandal", the program team has also considered it, but most of them believe that Li Tiezhu can survive, because... Li Tiezhu seems that his wife Jill is calm.


    Even lengba came to the airport with Li Tiezhu in the morning, and many passengers took pictures of their intimate conversation at the airport.


    A good man clapped and shouted, "Li Tiezhu, are you together?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we are together. Can''t you see?"


    "Do you sleep together?"


    "Ah! I don''t deserve it."


    "The Internet says you have an abnormal relationship."


    "Mr. Wang Feng didn''t send any new songs. Why did I grab his headlines?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Tie Zhu, lengba, come closer and I''ll take a picture for you."


    "Yes, don''t shoot me too black."


    Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "thank you for your concern. Thank you! If you don''t believe in rumors, don''t spread rumors!"


    Lengba said, "I''m not afraid of the shadow. I''m his teacher."


    The passengers look like I believe you.


    Later, Huang Sanshi, he Ling and others had to admire these two people. They were bold and cheeky. You could let rumors fly all over the sky. The "evidence" was spread all over the net. They continued to be tired of being together. That''s how they were.


    Later, at lengba feiheng store, Li Tiezhu and the mushroom house program group came to southern Hunan.


    The people in the mushroom house are very worried about Li Tiezhu and Li Tianmu. They both need to clear their "stigma". The two Li quarrels are still in the stalemate stage. It depends on who can get out of the shadow first.


    In southern Hunan, he Lingxian took everyone to Xiangnan TV station to record the launching ceremony of the new season of mushroom house.


    After the simple ceremony, at the interview session, media friends were very interested in Li Tiezhu.


    "Is your video with lengba true?"


    "It''s true."


    "When did it start?"


    "In the second half of the year before last, when I decided to take the Nortel exam, I often went to lengba."


    "Have you been together for more than a year?"


    "Together? What together?"


    "What are you two doing in the house? Besides, a small home stay has been specially prepared in Hengdian."


    "Of course it''s study! I have to take the Nortel exam. Zhu''er and lengba give me make-up lessons in turn. They are all professional actors. Zhu''er tells me the theoretical knowledge of the art exam. Teacher lengba teaches me acting and body. She dances. Her body is good."


    "Ah? Is it just art test study?"


    "What else? What are you people thinking?"


    "Er..."


    "Oh, by the way, teacher lengba said yesterday that if there were any more rumors in the online media, she would resort to law. Don''t talk nonsense."


    "Were you together yesterday?"


    "Yes, my teachers zhu''er and lengba are here. We went to have a drink with Miss Huang and miss he."


    Huang Sanshi looked at Li Tiezhu silently and thought, this guy has made great progress in acting recently!


    Huang Sanshi was the first person to see the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba. As early as the year before last in infinite challenge, Xiao Yueyue felt that Li Tiezhu was afraid of lengba. At that time, Huang Sanshi sneered. This was not fear


    Xiuer?!


    Li Tiezhu insisted that he and lengba were locked in the room to study, and others had no evidence.


    In fact, even if Li Tiezhu said that he and lengba were hiding and playing marbles in the house, others have no evidence to say no, but the key is that someone should believe it?


    Many people believe that some are Li Tiezhu''s fans, some are lengba''s fans, and some are songzhuer''s fans. They firmly believe that no one will like Li Tiezhu except songzhuer''s psychosis.


    At this time, Li Tianmu of Kyoto also took out the evidence that he didn''t read.


    His father, Li Shenglong, took a knife, found a place where the set was very similar to that in the video, and shot a three minute short play overnight. It''s about the undercover played by Li Tianmu who was forced to read, and then successfully helped the police take out the black and evil forces.


    Li Tianmu''s face was wronged, and his eyes were full of blood: "I''ll take a play and read it. It''s also against the law?"


    Can''t your eyes be full of blood?


    After staying up all night, I finally made such a short film, as well as the later stage and so on.


    It''s also a Sao operation!


    Many people immediately complained about Li Tianmu''s injustice, and they didn''t know whether it was a real netizen or a water army, because Li Tianmu made his debut and didn''t have any fan groups.


    Li Tiezhu and Li Tianmu also show their magic power. Both sides have washed the ground respectively, but they can''t wash clean. It depends on whether netizens buy it.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu''s interview video and Li Tianmu''s short film were uploaded to the network.


    So the wonderful scene appeared.


    There are four views:


    1¡¢ Li Tiezhu pretends to be stupid. There is no substantive evidence to prove that he has no relationship with lengba. Moreover, what do you say about opening a room with his female classmates? The short film made by Li Tianmu was maliciously edited by people with ulterior motives.


    2¡¢ Li Tiezhu''s argument is well grounded. Without professional training, it is difficult for him to pass the art examination. Li Tianmu''s short film has never been published. He doesn''t know the authenticity at all. Moreover, the scenes and furnishings in the short film are quite different from those in the video.


    3¡¢ Li Tiezhu and Li Tianmu both have problems. These two sides criticize each other because of the contradiction between their new TV dramas.


    4¡¢ Li Tiezhu and Li Tianmu have no problem. Some evil external forces are dissatisfied with their shooting of military themes and instilling patriotism into young people in the new era. They are targeted by the party leading the way.


    The water suddenly became muddy, from eating melon in its full name to a national debate.


    In fact, in a sense, as long as the water is muddy, it is already a victory. The more chaotic the information and views, the easier it is to cover up the truth.


    The people who really knew all laughed. These two people were also powerful. One was pure, and many people believed it. Another is more coquettish. The whole family, old and young, rushed out to produce a fairly standard online short film in one night. Their eyes are red and they are also eager to survive.


    Is it a match?


    But Li Tiezhu didn''t think so. He knew he would win. It''s not how strong he is, but that the other party has too much black material and is too terrible. It''s difficult for him to lose. Sister Mi suggested that this point be thrown out first to offset the lengba scandal.


    Now, it''s time to come up with a killer mace.


    When he rushed to the mushroom house in a luxury business car, Li Tiezhu sat in the last row and sent a new and old video to Li Tianmu.


    I added wechat when playing billiards last night. After sending it, Li Tiezhu turned off his mobile phone and closed his eyes.


    The outcome is divided!


    Zhang Xiaomeng''s cell phones in Kyoto were exploded. It was Li Tianmu and the people around him. Zhang Xiaomeng refused to answer.


    Soon, Li Shenglong and Li Tianmu blocked Zhang Xiaomeng in the studio. The father and son angrily found Zhang Xiaomeng... Apologized sincerely.


    In addition, he asked Zhang Xiaomeng to take them to Li Tiezhu.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "he went to record mushroom house, and the program team asked that my mobile phone be turned off. In addition, I''m very busy with my work and don''t have time to be a tour guide for you. Why should I have known today earlier?"


    Knowing that it was no use asking Zhang Xiaomeng, the father and son made a decisive decision and immediately flew to southern Hunan to apologize.


    Even if they had a real hammer that Li Tiezhu had a relationship with lengba, they didn''t dare to use it, let alone they didn''t have evidence of a real hammer.


    Because Li Tiezhu''s new video is more terrible than reading.

 Chapter 448

    That video is very simple. Li Shenglong''s father and son and his family are sober when they eat and drink at home. They just don''t know whether they drink hi or spit out the truth after drinking. When they talk about international events, they suddenly run away from the topic and skew to the sensitive topic of domestic history.


    Li Shenglong said, "XXX overthrew the three mountains and piled them into a bigger mountain."


    Li Tianmu: "isn''t it? You beat away imperialism and accomplished XX doctrine. Du te is XXXXX."


    These two words are fatal.


    Perhaps, the father and son forgot to have said such words, but they didn''t expect to be taken by Li Tiezhu. Can they not panic?


    It''s not as simple as falling into disrepute if you poke it out. They are based on the official background, vested interests, so they still have such reactionary ideas. Who has been beaten in the face?


    In their panic, they didn''t even have time to care who took the video and how it leaked out.


    In fact, the Red Star rabbit found it in the mobile phone of Li Shenglong''s little wife, who is 20 years younger. She took a video and forgot to delete it. She thought it would have no impact if she didn''t send it out, or she had some other careful thoughts.


    It doesn''t matter. The important thing is that Zhang Jianjun easily got the video, which is much more popular than Li Tianmu.


    Holding this video in Li Tiezhu''s hand is tantamount to holding the life and death of Li Shenglong and Li Tianmu.


    This is also Yang Mi''s confidence in choosing hard without hesitation.


    On the third day of his absence, Li Tiezhu was no longer the mangzi who flew thousands of kilometers to give laxatives. Although he was as cunning and cruel, he was much calmer.


    Now, he has not only the top contacts in the entertainment industry, but also the most powerful capital and legal department of penguin, and the omnipresent sharp knife of Red Star rabbit.


    Li Tiezhu is stupid, but it doesn''t mean he doesn''t know how to use crooked ways. In fact, he never talked about martial ethics when he was playing against his opponents, as he did since childhood.


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    On the other side, Li Tiezhu, Huang Sanshi and others stood on the ferry, talking and laughing against the wind.


    This season''s mushroom house is more fully prepared. Shooting starts on March 23 and premieres on April 23, with a full month''s buffer period.


    This is because the ratings of mushroom house soared in the second quarter of last year. From the non mainstream slow variety in the first quarter, it has become the most watched variety in the first half of the year, and the mood of the program group is more satisfied.


    The theme of the third season "mushroom house" is called "Peach Blossom Garden", which comes from the plays of Huang Sanshi and he Ling. Therefore, the location of this season is also selected in Taoyuan Town, a village on the river island in southern Hunan Province.


    I have to say that this program has been done. When it premiered a month later, the barrage was dense and particularly warm.


    "Yi Xing, Yi Xing, Yi Xing..."


    "Li Tiezhu Saigao!"


    "The little sheep is coming. I''m looking forward to it."


    "February is red and green."


    "Favorite program, started again..."


    "The only regret: Li Tiezhu can''t stay this season."


    "Finally wait for you."


    "My happiness is back."


    "For my sister."


    "Last month, someone black Li Tiezhu, died of laughter!"


    "When will Yang Mi come?"


    "It''s been three seasons, and phase I hasn''t fallen yet..."


    "I hope this program will continue!"


    "Huang Sanshi''s balding, he Ling''s losing his teeth, Li Tiezhu''s fat, and Huang shaoshaoshao with his children as guests!"


    "The devil is ahead!"


    After more and more advertising titles are implanted, the first thing that appears is an aerial camera. The crescent shaped River Island is lush, quiet and beautiful.


    Little h and his daughter-in-law, little o, sat in a hydrogen balloon basket, flew all the way through the treetops, across the river, across the cauliflower field, through the peach forest... And came to the new mushroom house.


    An unprecedented dilapidated mushroom house.


    On the ship, Mr. He Ling is communicating with a little milk dog, but the little milk dog doesn''t want to talk to him. Instead, he is very interested in his sisters Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang.


    Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu stood at the bow of the boat wrapped in military coats, exchanging their concerns.


    "It''s... it''s a little far from buying vegetables."


    "More than that! It''s inconvenient for guests to come. Miss Huang, I''m afraid I chose the island this season because there is no sponsorship from car companies?"


    "Hahaha... It makes sense, so you don''t have to drive to the town to buy vegetables."


    "The advertising department of mango station can''t!"


    "It''s all right. The mushroom house is getting better and better year by year. It looks biased on the island, but it should be very good in fact."


    "You are too optimistic. I think it may be very miserable."


    Huang Sanshi took a deep look at Li Tiezhu: "actually... If you don''t say the last sentence, the environment may be really good, but if you say so, I will know that you are finished! You are famous for your crow mouth!"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is called rational analysis. Mr. Huang, you are so old. Why are you so naive?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I... I won''t talk to you."


    Turning around and leaving, Huang Sanshi was surprised by Li Tiezhu''s growth. Now he is a little afraid of Li Tiezhu.


    Barrage:


    "This is my big Xiangnan!"


    "I''m on the other side of the river. I took a group photo with Tiezhu!"


    "My sister is becoming more and more beautiful!"


    "Miss Huang is fat again. Thank Li Tiezhu!"


    "Thank you, Li Tiezhu!"


    "The singers have been over for a long time, but they still brush this stem?"


    "It''s a great pity that songzhuer didn''t come!"


    Huang Sanshi shook his head slightly. At first, when he met Li Tiezhu in infinite challenge, he dared to be so fierce as a half plain man. Later, when he partnered with mushroom house in the second season, Li Tiezhu had become the top of the variety show.


    And now?


    Mushroom house can''t afford him anymore. It''s not about money. It''s because his coffee position and sense of variety are no longer suitable to be a supporting role. Not only does Li Tiezhu''s studio disagree, but also the main fans are under pressure for fear that they can''t live in town.


    Isn''t SiHa typical? The three big entertainers couldn''t hold back. They were mixed into one of the main entertainers by Li Tiezhu.


    This time, it was Li Tiezhu''s "friendship guest", just because he himself liked the program, and the program team also needed him to raise the ratings of the first and second programs.


    Apart from other things, Li Tiezhu''s popularity can be imagined by the record ratings of "soldier assault".


    Huang Sanshi is reluctant to share the same frame with Li Tiezhu. Not long ago, he received a call from teacher Li Shenglong, saying that he would come to make an apology to Li Tiezhu and ask him to raise his hand.


    Although Huang Sanshi didn''t know what strength Li Tiezhu used, it was obvious that Li Tiezhu, who was still joking with him at this time, was very terrible.


    Fortunately, I have always had a good relationship with him and even supported him before he made his debut.


    Huang Sanshi returned wrapped in an army coat. He saw he Ling blink at him and show an inquiring expression. Huang Sanshi nodded in silence.


    He Ling quietly showed a surprised expression. Naturally, he was not photographed. He looked at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, is the river wind cool?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m strong and not afraid."


    He Ling smiled bitterly and said to Huang Sanshi, "isn''t your body strong? It''s terrible!"


    Li Shenglong, one of the leading figures of the third generation of directors, has been planted, which is enough to show how strong Li Tiezhu is. It seems that he is invincible.


    When the boat arrived at the humble wharf, the party got off the boat, followed the map and looked for the mushroom house.


    Peng Yuchang: "master! The map says go straight."


    Teacher he: "where are you going? There''s no way! Hahaha..."


    Peng Yuchang: "look, Tiezhu, this map is a little hasty, box..."


    Li Tiezhu: "why do you show me? I''m crazy. Don''t you know?"


    Huang Sanshi: "this way, this way..."


    A group of people walked through a sparse peach blossom forest, with pink peach blossoms hanging all over the branches.


    Huang Sanshi knew that Peng Peng was in love and joked, "maybe Peng Peng will have good luck this year."


    Li Tiezhu walked at the back: "I''m here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back and see the peach blossoms bloom ~"


    Sister: "ah! Brother tie Zhu is singing a new song again."


    Everyone heard it.


    He Ling said, "iron pillar, do you have new inspiration every time you come to the mushroom house? What''s the name of this song? Is it a song from the new album?"


    Li Tiezhu just tried to listen to such a sentence in the system. He is not allowed to reserve it. He said perfunctorily: "no, it''s just a spare melody. The new album is still early and has to be in the second half of the year. One album a year! It''s not good to send too many."


    He Ling: "why? High yield is a good thing, and your songs are so beautiful. I haven''t heard a plain one."


    Li Tiezhu said seriously: "it''s not good. It''s easy to hit other singers. It''s unfair. So, go to variety shows and make TV dramas and movies when you have time..."


    Peng Yuchang put a hoop around Li Tiezhu''s neck: "advanced Versailles! Brother Zhu!"


    Huang Sanshi: "in ancient times, Li Tiezhu opened his mouth and sang a song. I haven''t seen a second person yet. I have to say it''s really a talent."


    Several people embarked on the road, studying the map and moving forward.


    "Welcome back to... Mushroom house!"


    Villager: "good teacher he! Good Xu Sanduo!"


    He Ling: "Hello, we are neighbors!"


    Li Tiezhu: "aunt, come to the mushroom house for dinner when you are free. Miss Huang''s cooking is delicious."


    Huang Sanshi: "don''t talk nonsense. There isn''t much surplus food in the mushroom house..."


    Peng Yuchang: "Xu Sanduo hahaha! Just like me, now when I go to the street, many people call me brother dog, and no one calls me Peng Yuchang!"


    Li Tiezhu: "others call me Huang Mao and NIMA brother, and call you dog brother because you don''t have enough representative works."


    Zhang Zifeng suddenly squatted on the ground and laughed wildly. Peng Yuchang really humiliated himself. Brother Zhu is powerful!


    Along the way, everyone took supplies from the back baskets at the intersection as they walked. Li Tiezhu stacked several back baskets on his back, and Peng Yuchang laughed at him.


    Li Tiezhu said: "I have a hunch that you will be miserable this season. Therefore, baskets are also materials. When you can''t afford to eat, baskets can also change two steamed buns."


    "Get rich through hard work and return to poverty through laziness!"


    Several people passed a warehouse like house. It looked strange. The sign said "five Dou rice warehouse".


    "The big lock is locked!"


    He Ling came up to the door to have a look. Huang Sanshi also looked inside curiously.


    Everyone was surprised to find that this is the warehouse of the program group. There are freezers, all kinds of drinks, temporary, meat, vegetables, fruits and kitchenware, which are related to life.


    Then, they were surprised to see a familiar figure, picked up a banana in the house and peeled it. Who else could it be if it wasn''t Li Tiezhu?


    How did he get in?


    (Note: some readers reported that the plot was progressing slowly and the author accepted it with an open mind, but I am a daily article. Even if I write the conflict plot, I write it under the daily situation. Therefore, I hope everyone... Happy birthday!)


    (also: Thank you for broadcasting the mushroom house. I didn''t write it again. However, the mushroom house can''t catch up with my progress. In the second phase, I''m going to predict a wave. See whether I wrote it well or they shot it well in the second phase!)

 Chapter 449

    He Ling: "Wow! Everything in this warehouse is related to life ~"


    Huang Sanshi: "there''s another man!"


    Sister Zhang Zifeng was surprised: "ah! Ah!"


    He Ling: "what''s the matter?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother Tiezhu flashed in! Do you still have flashed in the recorded program?"


    Then, the four people watched Li Tiezhu peel bananas in the warehouse, and Li Tiezhu waved to them. The meaning was simple: come in, happy! There''s a lot of food here!


    Li Tiezhu bit off two-thirds of the bananas and muttered, "Wow, the program group this season is really generous. It must not be Yan Min''s handwriting!"


    Peng Yuchang: "how did he get in?"


    He Ling: "ha ha ha..."


    Huang Sanshi: "Oh! The window over there is unlocked. This program group has an IQ arrears... I''ll go in and make it up."


    The barrage is so hot:


    "High energy ahead ~"


    "This program is suitable for sun Lei!"


    "More suitable for Li Tiezhu."


    "When sun Lei comes, the lock won''t hold."


    "If it''s really locked, Li Tiezhu can''t keep it at this door."


    "Yes, this is Li Tiezhu!"


    "Do you believe in light?"


    "Famous scene! Witness famous scene!"


    "Public toilet? Come and go if you want?"


    "I really can''t guard the warehouse!"


    "Locked a lonely."


    "Program group: hasty, hasty..."


    "This is recorded as infinite challenge!"


    "The program group was robbed, and the whole play of mushroom house ended!"


    Then Huang Sanshi, a little bloated, turned into the window and went straight to the hanging chicken, duck and fish.


    He Ling and his sister were laughing, and Peng Yuchang shouted outside:


    "Can you do this? Can you do this?"


    Miss Huang threw two pears to Peng Yuchang outside the window. He and his sister didn''t dare to come in. After all, they were new people and had little courage. Mr. He Ling is the pillar of mango platform. You can laugh or even laugh, but you can''t take the lead in breaking the rules.


    Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi don''t care so much. The two cooks are studying the hanging chicken, duck and fish. As they say, five dishes and one soup come out.


    "Look at this fish. Fish head stew, fish fillets, boiled fish, pickled fish are OK."


    "Miss Huang, you see how wonderful the ribs are! The meat is white and the sweet and sour ribs are just right."


    "This chicken is a native chicken and an old hen. Tut tut......"


    "Stew, nourishing a horse!"


    "Right? Take it down..."


    "Good!"


    Just as Li Tiezhu climbed onto the stage and was ready to take the meat "free of charge" from the program group, the warehouse keeper came on hearing the news.


    No one else, it''s an old acquaintance, producer Sisi.


    Xi Xi opened the warehouse door and shouted, "what are you doing? What are you doing?"


    Huang Sanshi blocked the door and teased, "Oh, here comes Xixi? Lose some weight, boy! Get out!"


    As soon as he pushed, Xi Xi was pushed out by Huang Sanshi with a larger tonnage.


    Xixi said stubbornly, "our warehouse is not open today."


    Huang Sanshi: "what doesn''t open? The window is wide open! It hasn''t opened yet?"


    Li Tiezhu, with a fish in his left hand and a chicken in his right hand, stood condescending on the platform: "do I have to give back the chicken and fish I got with my ability? A warehouse can''t be managed well, and he said you are a producer?"


    Xi Xi pushed Huang Sanshi away and ran in to beg for mercy: "brother Zhu! Please, please! If you take away the chicken and fish, won''t I be a joke? Give me some face?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Miss Huang?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "OK! Let''s put it down first. Can we always visit it?"


    Even Huang Sanshi began to obey the rules? This is unscientific!


    However, Li Tiezhu is not a permanent guest this season, so he put down the chicken and fish. Otherwise, he has 10000 ways to take them away.


    Everyone was driven out of the warehouse.


    Peng Peng and his sister chewed the pear and felt that they had made a lot of money and were worthless.


    He Ling carried the basket optimistically: "go back! There''s always a way."


    The yellow three stone thief pulled out the key of the door lock.


    So that when Sisi was ready to lock the door, he was in a panic: "where''s my key?"


    Huang Sanshi looked back: "I''m here. You have to exchange two eggs. Isn''t it too much? Your warehouse keeper didn''t manage the warehouse well. Blame me?"


    Xi Xi was speechless, so he had to take out two eggs and exchange keys with Huang Sanshi.


    "Also unlucky!"


    Sisi muttered, took the key and went back to lock the door. Then, she was surprised to find that the lock was missing.


    Not far away, Li Tiezhu chewed the banana and threw the lock:


    "Wow, the warehouse is going to be locked. It''s terrible."


    Sisi: "


    Huang Sanshi smiled and patted his thigh, then gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up and looked at the whole mushroom house. It was Li Tiezhu who could cooperate with him.


    In the distance, he Ling and Peng Yuchang are laughing, and my sister is staring at the dog. Is this... OK?


    Barrage:


    "These are the five sequelae?"


    "If you invite sun Lei, you can eat what you rob for a season!"


    "Forget it, sun Lei. The iron pillar is here. Sun Lei dares to be crazy? It''s just that the iron pillar converges."


    "Lying trough! Iron pillar really robbed chicken and fish!"


    "Sun Lei is attached!"


    "Wrong! It''s called an enhanced version of sun Lei."


    "The program group is confused!"


    "Dream back to five!"


    "The iron pillar has been put down? Alas! This is not your style!"


    "I''m so happy, ha ha ha..."


    "Xi Xi is so miserable!"


    "I''ll go? Huang Sanshi took the key. It''s a fraud!"


    "Worthy of being an old fox."


    "Changed two eggs, lost ah!"


    "Li Tiezhu is more naive and fierce. He took the lock away, ha ha..."


    "How about Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi?"


    "There is no one to cooperate with."


    "Sisi is stupid."


    Xixi looked humble and compared with Li Tiezhu: "two eggs?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you look down on me?"


    "Three?"


    "You despise this lock!"


    "Four, no more."


    Sisi is also very desperate, but if he doesn''t lock the warehouse, he knows how many valuable resources will be lost, so he can only be soft. Although he recorded the program, but the window was not locked, he was still the responsibility of the producer. He could only admit it!


    Take out the four eggs and give them to he Ling.


    Li Tiezhu also kept his word and returned the lock to Xi Xi. Xi Xi quickly locked the warehouse. The windows inside had been closed in advance.


    "Well, you go on to the mushroom house!"


    Sisi is in high spirits again.


    Li Tiezhu: "wait a minute! I''ll try the quality of this lock."


    With that, Li Tiezhu went to the door, pinched the lock, pulled it, snapped, and the lock... Opened.


    Sisi: "


    Huang Sanshi and others laughed crazy in an instant.


    Li Tiezhu pressed the lock back again and said seriously, "even if you try, Xixi, don''t have any pressure! I''m not a permanent guest this season."


    Xi Xi nodded and wiped his sweat: "yes..."


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise, it will only take half an hour to empty your warehouse."


    Sisi: "


    Huang Sanshi was afraid that Li Tiezhu would go crazy, so he dragged him away: "let''s go, let''s go! You scared Xixi and almost peed."


    West West heart way, I really want to hush, it''s terrible!


    Barrage:


    "Four more eggs!"


    "Is it easy to stutter?"


    "Li Tiezhu: easy."


    "Is Li Tiezhu the devil?


    "Take the bamboo shoots!"


    "It makes sense that Li Tiezhu is not a permanent guest."


    "The program team can''t fight."


    "Who still remembers the scene of Li Tiezhu''s castration last season?"


    "Remember!"


    "The iron pillar is too cowhide!"


    "By contrast, Peng Peng is too good and doesn''t explode."


    "Miss Huang now has a sense of my uncle''s vision!"


    "Expect five people plus Li Tiezhu to gather in the mushroom house!"


    "No, the director team is going crazy."


    "This door, this lock can''t carry Li Tiezhu''s foot. What''s the use?"


    "Iron pillar has become handsome. Am I dazzled?"


    "Isn''t my iron pillar always so handsome? Ouch..."


    "Iron powder upstairs, identification is completed."


    Finally, the five member group of mushroom house came to the new mushroom house. The new mushroom house is very old, or very broken. It is worse than the first quarter and can be called the worst mushroom house in history.


    There are four old wooden houses, plus a kitchen and tool room. The animal sheds are simple and rough. In the narrow courtyard, there is a tree and a small pavilion with almost no roof


    This is no different from the poorest rural courtyard.


    Huang Sanshi, he Ling and others lamented and complained one after another. On the contrary, Li Tiezhu felt kind. Unfortunately, this season is not permanent, otherwise, he will like it better here.


    Because this house and yard are the feeling of a real farmhouse.


    After seeing the situation of the mushroom house, h and O dogs warmly welcomed the owners back. They interacted with the dog for a while, and still went to say hello to the boss in a very polite manner.


    "Colored lights!"


    "Brother Deng..."


    "Are you still alive?"


    "The seasonings of the old duck soup have to be prepared. Brother Deng is old. Maybe he won''t be able one day."


    "Miss Huang? I don''t stay here this time, but if brother Deng suddenly leaves one day, remember to inform me, and I''ll come right away... Have soup."


    "Definitely!"


    "This is the lantern? Is it delicious?"


    "Sister, it''s called muscovy duck. I''ve eaten it. It tastes very good."


    The lantern also felt everyone''s enthusiasm, flapping its wings and responding to everyone''s greetings. Of course, the seasoning of old duck soup is not necessary. This lantern is still alive.


    Then, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi looked expectantly at the sheep pen outside the hospital. How many years of desire!


    Little one: "baa ~ (to NIMA''s two legged monster)"


    It''s a pity that it''s not in the program recording. It''s sad and lamentable! How sad is the sheep that can''t live into a mutton kebab?


    After greeting the animals, he Ling and Huang Sanshi began to seriously study the dilapidated and shabby mushroom house.


    "Miss Huang, this house is really broken! It''s still a wooden wall and tile house."


    "And the pavilion is rotten."


    "It''s OK to fix it."


    "Do you think I can fix it? I won''t change its image. After all, there is no coolie like iron pillar this season."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "What''s planted in the vegetable field in front of the house? Is this an iron pillar?"


    "Green onions, garlic, lettuce and strawberries. My sister can eat strawberries every day!"


    "Did you use pesticide?"


    "The dozen pesticides have been mixed with water and can''t die."


    "Ah... Ha ha."


    Sister Zhang Zifeng couldn''t help laughing and spitting. If she couldn''t die, could she eat pesticides? There''s something wrong with this man!


    Li Tiezhu thought, that''s a silly product you haven''t seen drinking expired pesticides.

 Chapter 450-451

    He Ling found the treasure: "Oh, there''s a chicken house here, Miss Huang."


    Huang Sanshi: "is there a chicken? Mr. He."


    He Ling: "yes, there are geese! They should be able to lay a lot of eggs."


    Li Tiezhu: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang, you live here for two or three months. As for? According to me, kill chickens and geese directly, one chicken in each phase until the last phase!"


    "Eh? Tie Zhu has a point. He Ling, which is more important, chicken or egg? Stewed goose in an iron pot!"


    "Miss Huang, there is a saying called... Kill the chicken and lay the egg!"


    "Why do you take eggs after killing chickens? I prefer chicken to eggs. Iron pillar?"


    "Pepper chicken, sliced chicken, hand shredded chicken, spicy chicken, taro roast chicken, chicken stewed with mushrooms, fried chicken, Coke chicken wings, large plate chicken..."


    "What you two said... My mouth is watering."


    In the yard, near the kitchen, there is a stone mill and an old well with a hand pump.


    Huang Sanshi pressed the water for two times: "there''s no tap water this season. I have to press this again, you see."


    He Ling: "it''s like going back to the first season."


    Three children gathered around.


    Peng Yuchang: "familiar taste! It''s terrible."


    Zhang Zifeng looked curious.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the tragedy? When I was a child, I carried water. There was only one well in a village."


    Barrage:


    "How proud last season was, how miserable this season is."


    "This season is real."


    "Congratulations to the mushroom house on returning to poverty overnight..."


    "H is urinating everywhere!"


    "Geese have better houses than you."


    "It feels like home. This is the real country. It was like a villa last season."


    "Yi Xing, come quickly!"


    "Come, Yi Xing, go to the iron pillar, lose or earn?"


    "Favorite Yixing ~"


    After watching the yard and livestock and poultry, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi walked into the kitchen, narrow kitchen with unreasonable layout, small stove, cabinet with falling plate dust, and a litter of firewood on the ground


    Then, they looked at each other with godless eyes.


    Subtitle: welcome to the original ecological kitchen!


    Huang Sanshi: "just a pot?"


    Li Tiezhu: "there is also a small stove."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s fair that Laoban electric appliances didn''t produce stoves last year. This year, Saturn people integrated stoves. Is their family... Making leather shoes?"


    Huang Sanshi despised: "Saturn people integrate stove brand leather shoes, which is of high quality!"


    Li Tiezhu''s face was expressionless: "Ouye ~"


    "This kitchen is like this. I don''t want to record it. Why don''t I go and you stay?"


    "I won''t do it! I''ll leave tomorrow."


    He Ling didn''t speak. He wasn''t interested in the kitchen. He turned and went out:


    "Come on, come in and have a look."


    Huang Sanshi followed with his hands on his back sadly: "I think ah, the kitchen has been so miserable. They will make it very good..."


    Li Tiezhu: "wake up, Miss Huang! Don''t be too naive when you are old."


    Huang Sanshi: "the house is surrounded by four walls..."


    Li Tiezhu: "just have four walls."


    Huang Sanshi: "blank room, appraisal completed."


    He Ling pushed the door and saw that there was nothing. It was empty, and the two bedrooms were the same. Even the bed shelves were scattered.


    Seeing such a miserable situation, the barrage was particularly happy:


    "Get rich through hard work and return to poverty through laziness."


    "Just have a door!"


    "Only one door, feasible?"


    "Is there no gold lord father this season?"


    "It''s terrible. It''s estimated that they all want to run away."


    "It''s too hasty..."


    "Be reasonable. It''s much better than my hometown."


    "This yard doesn''t even have a special wall. It''s no worse than the first season?"


    "It''s cool in my heart!"


    "What a poor fat man."


    After seeing the house, Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang sat under the eaves and were silent. There were occasional sighs, coupled with the desolate background music.


    Here, Li Tiezhu is playing with a stone mill and adding some water.


    He Ling was surprised and said, "iron pillar, aren''t you disappointed? Aren''t you disappointed with such a mushroom house?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s none of my business! I''m not permanent. You should regard it as metamorphosis!"


    Huang Sanshi: "he is free, we are desolate..."


    Peng Peng smiled bitterly: "brother Zhu, to be honest, I really want you to cover for me this season."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey! This stone mill can still be used. It can grind Soybean Milk and rice flour."


    Huang Sanshi: "I''m not in the mood. Besides, there''s no donkey at home. You''re gone again. Who pulls the mill?"


    Li Tiezhu: "also..."


    Barrage:


    "So, Li Tiezhu = donkey?"


    "No! Li Tiezhu is a donkey."


    "Please Yu Qian, donkey teacher and Li tielv and donkey..."


    Huang San Shi make complaints about the five leaking shed in the Tucao courtyard over there. What is the meaning of the ceiling, even with the wooden ceiling? He sneered. The program thought we would fix him? Impossible, absolutely impossible!


    Huang Sanshi set up a flag: "I promise it won''t match!"


    Then, the program team released the pictures of the later stages of attentive repair, slapping in the face on the spot, slapping


    Oh! man


    With the special effect of Huang Sanshi''s face being swollen, one word, absolutely!


    At this time, we need to call the director group out to talk.


    Huang Sanshi: "props, scenes... Has the budget come down? That''s all?"


    The staff appeared against the ancestral indifference brand. Only the director was unique. The word arrogance was on his face.


    Director: "our program is still rich, hum ~"


    This Hummer is very essential. A Hummer tells a lot of things. We have so much money that we just don''t want to give you flowers. Hey, it''s just fun!


    Barrage:


    "Laugh to death, ha ha ha..."


    "If you treat others better in the first two seasons, this season will not be so miserable."


    "The words on the director''s face have changed!"


    "The courage is fat."


    "Well, my aunt laughed."


    Director: "let''s talk about it. It''s different from previous years because we borrowed the villagers'' house in previous years. This year, no one has lived in this house for a long time..."


    The four people looked constipated and asked the director for an explanation. You and I hurt each other.


    Finally, the director said, "there are two good news."


    The four people in the mushroom house are still not interested.


    Director: "there''s no need to charge rent and utilities like before this year. So there''s no need to work. There''s also the warehouse. If you want to exchange food from the warehouse, you can plant trees..."


    After simply stating the rules of planting trees for goods, the four people were still unhappy.


    Huang Sanshi smiled bitterly and asked, "is it illegal to steal from the warehouse?"


    The director immediately woke up: "Oh, yes, the warehouse is easy to be stolen. Send someone to guard the warehouse at night and write it down..."


    "Suck, suck..."


    Li Tiezhu came from behind the program group eating instant noodles. Then, the smell of beef with pickled pepper was introduced into the courtyard of mushroom house.


    The program group stayed, and so did the mushroom house four.


    Huang Sanshi first stood up and said with a smile, "iron pillar, did you take it in the warehouse?"


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of soup and squeezed in from the middle of the program group: "ang! Otherwise? Go to the village canteen to buy it? Don''t you have to spend money? Besides, there is hot water in the warehouse."


    Huang Sanshi: "ha ha... Well done."


    Peng Peng and his sister are still in the petrochemical industry. Is there such an operation?


    He Ling: "pillar, when did you go there?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "when Mr. Huang called the director team over, I went. I knew you had to say a rule for more than ten minutes. It''s very boring. Go and have instant noodles. What''s the matter?"


    He Ling: "nothing! You did a good job."


    It turned out that when Li Tiezhu just gathered, he swaggered out. The director group was also magical. He said to four permanent guests for a long time and didn''t think of Li Tiezhu''s absence.


    Li Tiezhu took another sip of soup.


    The director''s assistant said, "someone should guard during the day! Habitual bandits! They must be habitual bandits!"


    At this time, the arrogance on the director''s face disappeared and replaced by the word shame.


    The director called Li Tiezhu again: "Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu was dazed: "hmm? Do you want soup?"


    Director: "no! I asked you how to get in?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I unscrewed the lock and went in. Then I soaked the noodles and screwed the lock on again. Don''t worry, I locked the door."


    Director: "


    Huang Sanshi said: "you didn''t say theft is against the law just now, you just said to send someone to guard, so you can''t blame iron pillar."


    Director: "OK! Forget it this time. It''s our carelessness. We won''t let you succeed next time!"


    Li Tiezhu: "really forget it this time?"


    Director: "yes! Do you want to lose money?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how can I give you money? I think too much, I mean..."


    As soon as Li Tiezhu pulled off his military coat, eight bags of instant noodles were glued inside with transparent glue. There were all kinds of flavors. Of course, they were packed in bags.


    Huang Sanshi immediately smiled.


    He Ling hurried up to "pick" instant noodles. Peng Peng and his sister immediately came alive and ran over with saliva.


    Director: "


    He Ling took off all the instant noodles and gave Peng Peng and his sister a bag each.


    Li Tiezhu wiped the pocket of his military coat, then "changed" four ham intestines and handed them to Peng Peng and his sister.


    Peng Yuchang gradually abnormal smile: "thank you, brother Zhu!"


    Sister''s eyes were bent with laughter: "brother Xie Zhu!"


    He Ling took two small to the kitchen.


    Huang Sanshi walked up to Li Tiezhu, patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and said to the director, "be mentally prepared. I''m afraid I''ll scare you next."


    Director: "what?"


    Huang Sanshi: "pillar, what else? Take it out."


    From the other pocket, Li Tiezhu took out a grass carp wrapped in plastic bags, took out three ribs wrapped in plastic bags from behind, and finally took out a lump of about half a kilo of streaky pork from his trouser pocket.


    The military coat is big and thick. It really can fit.


    Huang Sanshi: "I knew it! Ha ha ha!"


    Director: "iron pillar, you make me lose face."


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t show your face. Why do you want face?"


    The director was speechless and hurt himself. Just now he thought there were only a few bags of instant noodles, which was nothing. He said that even this time, it''s not easy to take back things now.


    Li Tiezhu squatted under the eaves and continued to drink soup: "Zi Liu Zi Liu ~"


    The director rolled his eyes and swallowed his saliva.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly asked, "director, after you sent someone to guard the warehouse, you can''t steal it. Is it illegal to rob it?"


    Director: "break the law! You can''t steal and rob! You find a tree with ten times the value deducted at a time."


    The barrage was also crazy with laughter. Li Tiezhu looked silly and smart when doing something:


    "Cowhide!"


    "The director said, I''m too difficult!"


    "It''s said that Li Tiezhu is an enhanced version of sun Lei. I don''t believe it."


    "Is this what people do?"


    "Who''s to blame? I''ve dealt with Li Tiezhu so many times. Don''t learn a lesson?"


    "Worthy of my serious brother!"


    "That''s normal. It''s not normal if there''s an iron pillar."


    "Seek the psychological shadow area of the director."


    "San duo, you can be a person!"


    "If Xu Sanduo were as coquettish as Li Tiezhu," soldier assault "would not burn like this."


    "Li Tiezhu never goes empty!"


    Over there, Peng Peng and his sister are boiling water to prepare instant noodles. Huang Sanshi and he Ling come back and praise Li Tiezhu''s sensible and good skills.


    After drinking the noodle soup, Li Tiezhu felt at ease in the instant noodle box, raised his left arm and revealed a lollipop.


    He Lingyi was happy: "what else?"


    He was going to take out the lollipop. Who knows, a long string of five.


    Huang Sanshi: "hahaha... There''s Li Tiezhu at home. I''m not afraid of anything!"


    Peng Peng and his sister happily ate the instant noodles with ham, and five people went to pick up the express. It was the family property accumulated in the mushroom house in the previous two seasons, bedding, kitchenware, furniture, decorations, Wang danluo''s pigs and so on.


    After that, everyone began to decorate the mushroom house. He Ling took Peng Peng and his sister to decorate the house. Li Tiezhu decorated the kitchen. Huang Sanshi put outdoor decorations such as pottery, and then went to help he Ling nail them.


    After everything was settled, it looked like that. In addition to the old house, the familiar mushroom house came back.


    Five people gathered in the living room, sat on the carpet and made tea.


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "in the past, the two old people used to make coffee or grind coffee beans by hand. Now tut tut... The quality of life is seriously declining!"


    He Ling: "it''s not easy!"


    Huang Sanshi: "cheers!"


    Five people were drinking tea. He Ling suddenly said, "I really want to soak my feet."


    Huang Sanshi: "after taking a bath, five of us soak our feet together."


    You said a word and I talked.


    Gradually, it was dark and it was time to prepare dinner.


    He Ling: "the tea is too greasy. The more you drink, the more hungry you get."


    Huang Sanshi: "get something to eat!"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    At this time, strange music came from outside. Five people went out to have a look - surprise!


    A small wooden table was filled with all kinds of ingredients, a total of more than ten bowls.


    The director explained: "although Li Tiezhu''s behavior this afternoon is very unethical, our program team still chooses to repay good for bad! This is the meat dish welfare center."


    He Ling: "what do you mean?"


    Director: "the production team is stingy, but the customers are generous."


    Everyone cheered and eager to try.


    The director introduced: "this is the hoof beetle provided by the special loser, the spare ribs bought by a treasure, four Kiwi shrimps provided by the sin Gang, five bean sprouts provided by seven cats and fools... Saturn''s integrated stove leather shoes, no, no leather shoes, 500 grams of fungus..."


    Huang Sanshi: "Saturn people should send leather shoes. The road here is bad."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! Their leather shoes are resistant to manufacturing."


    Huang Sanshi also laughed rotten. So many delicious food, instantly hell to heaven. He said, "take this directly, don''t you?"


    The director handed out ten bamboo circles: "no, no, only those in the set can be taken away."


    Five people in the mushroom house suddenly collapsed. Shit, the routine is too deep!


    (double monthly tickets for the three days at the end of the month. Ask for a wave of monthly tickets! Thank you, Yanzu!)

 Chapter 452

    What about the meat welfare center?


    And a ferrule? What kind of welfare is this?


    The barrage likes such a cheap routine:


    "Hahaha... So talented."


    "The advertisement is sober and refined."


    "The director group is amazing!"


    "There is no Xiao Du in this period?"


    "Is the ferrule OK?"


    "I''m happy to see them so miserable."


    "I really don''t want Li Tiezhu. If he stays here and is abused, I will be happier."


    "Come on, he''ll only abuse the program group."


    "Thank you early, ha ha..."


    "Is this the director''s revenge for throwing shoes at Huang Sanshi?"


    "It may also be revenge for Li Tiezhu''s burglary!"


    "And last season''s boar."


    "How can these fools in the mushroom house live without iron pillars? Fortunately, there is a yellow old evil."


    Huang Sanshi kicked the nonexistent stone under his feet.


    He Ling: "and a ferrule?"


    Peng Yuchang: "the customer gives it to us, and we also need a ferrule?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re a middleman making a price difference! There''s a black curtain! Are these things given by customers? We can''t get it, and you can''t give it back to them. Did you eat it yourself?"


    The director took the circle and wriggled like a mentally retarded Zombie: "get rich through hard work and return to poverty through laziness!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you''re right. Let''s work hard tonight and loot the warehouse directly. We can eat in the refrigerator for a year!"


    Huang Sanshi: "there is also a certain truth."


    The director said directly, "no way! We can cut off the power for you! So, don''t think about it, just wrap it up."


    There was no hope. Huang Sanshi asked he Ling to try and set a melon seed.


    It doesn''t seem that hard, does it?


    So, the official competition began. Each of the five people had two bamboo circles, one big and one small.


    The food adding activity officially begins!


    Huang Sanshi directly said, "Peng Peng, you''re the first."


    Peng Peng felt guilty: "Why me?"


    Huang Sanshi: "go and accumulate experience and lessons for us. My sister is a girl. Mr. He and I are old people. Iron pillar is our trump card. Can''t we be the first?"


    Peng Peng was speechless and had to stand on the "free throw line" with bamboo circles in his hands.


    Peng Peng: "hahaha... It''s so far away. I feel that my hands are shaking! No, I want a big hoof that can lose!"


    As a result, I didn''t hit anything.


    Next, Mr. He, also got nothing.


    Sister Zhang Zifeng lost her face and didn''t put it all on, but she put on a spare ribs with the help of teacher he''s cheating.


    Huang Sanshi ended up with a set of fungus with Saturn man integrated stove brand leather shoes.


    Peng Yuchang came again and set up a chicken chop.


    Peng Yuchang threw away the rest except Li Tiezhu''s. four Jiwei shrimps and peanuts were found, but the hooves we all thought about were not found.


    It''s already very accurate.


    Huang Sanshi: "well done, Peng Peng."


    He Ling: "I''d like to call you mushroom house library! That''s right!"


    So everyone turned their eyes to Li Tiezhu.


    He turned to the man who had brought two and a half kilograms of grass carp, three ribs, half a kilogram of streaky pork, and four ham sausages of eighth generation instant noodles to the impoverished and cold mushroom house on his own.


    He is the warrior of mushroom house! A cook who gives his family something to eat forever.


    It has drizzled.


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t be afraid, you are the strongest."


    He Ling: "iron pillar, come on, I want to eat hooves!"


    Peng Yuchang squatted on the ground: "brother Zhu, I love you!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother Tiezhu, come on! I also want to eat hooves!"


    Li Tiezhu took the biggest circle and turned to look at Zhang Zifeng: "yes! Sister, you should eat more hoofed pig feet. You''re too thin to look good. You need meat to look good."


    Zhang Zifeng was stunned: "ah? Like Liu Xiaohua?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! You see how real she is? Zhou Xingxing likes it!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "


    Your Lao Li family is full of evil obstacles. I dare not compare with you.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, I''ll get you a hoof. You''re growing now!"


    Then, Li Tiezhu aimed carefully and threw the biggest circle.


    The bamboo hoop firmly encircled the plate of hooves. However, because of the bounce, one end of the bamboo hoop tilted up and did not completely encircle it. This time, it was impossible for he Ling to cheat, so he decided to fail directly.


    Li Tiezhu also has a smaller circle, but he can also circle the hoof.


    Huang Sanshi: "iron pillar, don''t embarrass yourself. Ribs are also called."


    He Ling: "it''s really not good. Even rotten bamboo can."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! I''ll give my sister a braised hoof beetle!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother, you''re not. Just one is better than none."


    Peng Yuchang''s attitude was completely opposite: "no! Why do you have so little confidence in brother Zhu? I believe him! Brother Zhu did what he said!"


    Peng Peng and Li Tiezhu spend a little more time dealing with each other than others. After all, they have filmed together, so he knows Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu asked the director group, "what do the rules say?"


    Director: "when throwing, your feet can''t cross the line."


    Li Tiezhu: "that means I throw the circle and cross the line without committing a foul?"


    Director: "no foul."


    Li Tiezhu: "do I jump up and throw without committing a foul?"


    Director: "ah... No problem."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, I see! Mr. He, set the dishes! Put the hoof in the middle and withdraw all the other dishes!"


    He Ling doesn''t understand what Li Tiezhu wants to do, but he still acts according to his words.


    All the other dishes were removed, and there was only one plate of hooves on the small wooden table.


    Li Tiezhu took the ring and stepped back.


    Then everyone understood.


    The director was even more alarmed, but it was too late.


    I saw that Li Tiezhu took off in a sprint, directly jumped out of two and a half meters, took off, his body was almost parallel to the hoof on the table, and then gently put down the bamboo circle in his hand.


    A bamboo ring encircles the hoof, and Li Tiezhu falls to the ground.


    It''s quiet. Can you still play like this?


    Li Tiezhu bounced up: "director, is there nothing wrong? First, I didn''t step on the line before I lost the circle. Second, I jumped up and threw it. It''s not illegal! You said it yourself."


    This is the third time that the director group fell into the hands of Li Tiezhu after the warehouse was accidentally entered and stolen.


    Take it, take it!


    Huang Sanshi laughed back and forth. His sister was stunned and he Ling was stunned.


    Peng Peng said, "brother Zhu, good job! You are the best in the rules of play. I''d like to call you harden in the mushroom house!"


    Director: "hoof! Take it away! Li Tiezhu, don''t come again this season!"


    Li Tiezhu took the big hoof and said, "didn''t you agree last year? I still came at the end of the period. Why did you change your mind? I don''t care! If you don''t let me come, you can pay the money!"


    Director: "


    Pumbaa: "yes! It was agreed last year. Harden comes to make... Delicious food for everyone after the end of each year!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "curry remembers. Why did you forget?"


    Indeed, it was agreed before, because since the first season of mushroom house, Li Tiezhu has opened the hidden practice of the closing phase of mushroom house - eating little frogs!


    This also became a mushroom house reserved program that the audience did not know, so the director had nothing to say at this time.


    The director held back and said, "I announce that no jumping is allowed in the future ferrule link."


    Li Tiezhu: "is that ok..."


    Director: "no! You are not allowed to participate in this program! No matter which season or issue! Permanently disqualified!"


    Li Tiezhu handed the hoof to Peng Peng: "I''m angry. I don''t know how to restrain my temper when I''m old."


    Peng Peng held the hoof and ran: "yes, it''s a shame to be a director!"


    Then, he Ling held a hula hoop and tried to throw it. As a result, he got nothing. Li Tiezhu covered his face.


    He Ling: "it seems that I should still be a host."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! Be a good host, Mr. He. What you lost is not a circle, but a person."


    He Ling: "hahaha... Iron pillar, you''ve deceived people too much. Come on! Look at the move..."


    Here, the yellow three stone chicken thief exchanged four Jiwei shrimps for a plate of dried bamboo and a stack of melon seeds with fungus, because there was a large pot of dried fungus in the kitchen.


    The ferrule session is over.


    The night is thick. It''s time to cook.


    Huang Sanshi habitually waved: "iron pillar!"


    Li Tiezhu took his apron and went into the kitchen: "Hey, come!"


    Peng Yuchang squatted in front of the stove and began to make a fire.


    Huang Sanshi told Zhang Zi, "look! This is a tacit understanding! One cooks and one burns a fire."


    Zhang Zifeng: "it''s your turn to cook tomorrow night. I even wonder if you can wear that apron."


    Huang Sanshi: "what are the unlucky children talking about... Iron pillar, what shall we eat in the evening?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "boiled fish, double cooked pork with green pepper, braised ribs, fried bean curd, and egg flower soup. How about four dishes and one soup!"


    He Ling: "good guy! The guests haven''t come yet. Let''s finish all the dishes first."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you afraid of? What if the guests bring their own food?"


    Huang Sanshi: "no problem! Let''s do it! Anyway, we still have six bags of instant noodles. Both guests can eat them for two days! Don''t worry."


    He Ling: "guests eat instant noodles. What shall we eat?"


    Huang Sanshi: "don''t we still have meat, eggs and chicken chops? Besides, I can''t. There''s a chicken house over there!"


    Li Tiezhu: "and the little one has grown up."


    He Ling: "


    At this time, outside the mushroom house, wearing a raincoat, there was a moderate noise among the program team staff outside the hospital.


    Huang Sanshi looked at it as if he felt it.


    coming!


    After a while, the director ran in and said, "Miss Huang, Li Tiezhu... Teacher, someone is looking for me."


    Li Tiezhu was making steamed bowls of rice and measuring the water. He didn''t lift his head: "who are you looking for?"


    Director: "looking for you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not free. I''m cooking."


    Huang Sanshi: "go, I''ll come."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! This is the last time I cook in the mushroom house. I don''t know if I have a chance in the future."


    Huang Sanshi couldn''t help it. Although he was very anxious, he couldn''t say anything. He knows that Li Tianmu and his father Li Shenglong are coming after him. Although he doesn''t understand why the Li family are so embarrassed, Huang Sanshi knows very well that Li Tiezhu won and won completely.


    The director was also embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "although it''s a variety show, do we have to have artistic ethics? Let them wait until I finish recording today''s program."


    The director looked at Huang Sanshi and seemed to be asking for help.


    Huang Sanshi frowned and waved, "let them wait! Make a tea for my teacher and say I''ll come to him for a drink later after recording the program."

 Chapter 453

    If Huang Sanshi gets it, the director is relieved and leaves. He has nothing to do with Li Shenglong. He''s just worried about offending Huang Sanshi or Li Tiezhu, and more afraid of burying a thorn between Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu. There''s no need.


    Of course, these situations can''t be cut into the positive film, so the audience can''t see them.


    However, everyone in the mushroom house knows that Huang Sanshi can''t be the master of Li Tiezhu. After all, Li Tiezhu is not Yi Xing or Peng Yuchang or Zhang Zifeng. He is a wolf. What''s more, he Ling won''t get involved with this kind of right and wrong. Others are good friends and have a wide range of communication. The most important creed is to help and lead others, but never persuade others.


    Peng Yuchang, who burned the fire, and Zhang Zifeng, who watched the excitement, didn''t have much right to speak. They were honest and knew that they didn''t have enough status to speak.


    Now Li Tiezhu doesn''t say he is on an equal footing with Huang Sanshi and he Ling. At least they won''t be seen as younger generation. Therefore, they really can''t meddle in this business. Of course, they don''t want to meddle.


    ¡­¡­


    The program group of mushroom house has a special lounge, but each issue doesn''t appear in the camera.


    This season, as in previous seasons, just 200 meters away from the mushroom house, a larger and more "luxurious" courtyard is the residence of the mushroom house program group.


    Except for the staff who are following the shooting, everyone else stays here to rest and wait for succession.


    Xixi, the producer of the program group, is also here... Eating instant noodles.


    After being "publicly humiliated" by Li Tiezhu in the afternoon, he was not in high spirits, because he proposed the "warehouse" link this time, and was beaten in the face at the beginning, which is really a little too much. What''s more, in the afternoon, when he went to buy goods for the warehouse, Li Tiezhu, a habitual bandit, looted the warehouse. Can you bear it?


    While eating instant noodles in the west, a staff member came in with two men, old and young, and made tea and cigarettes for them. It was very considerate.


    Sisi asked a staff member to ask, only to know that the opposite is Li Shenglong and his son, the winner of the film festival.


    Come on?!


    Xi Xi secretly sneered. Although he was badly bullied by Li Tiezhu, he was still very upright. There are few secrets about the entertainment industry. The two father and son are too inappropriate to bully Li Tiezhu as a newcomer? How are you now? Kick down the iron plate?


    It''s time!


    I''m not happy to be bullied by him, but I''m happy to see you, the third generation of Chinese directors! Hey! Just play!


    Xi Xi kept quiet and sucked the instant noodle soup.


    Opposite, Li Tianmu obviously couldn''t hold his breath: "Dad! What does he mean? Give us a bully?"


    Li Shenglong looked gloomy: "no! Li Tiezhu is very atmospheric. He''s not like this. Moreover, even if he is like this, we have to suffer!"


    Li Tianmu gnashed his teeth.


    Li Shenglong said, "why? If you don''t accept it, let''s go!"


    Li Tianmu: "Dad, I''m afraid we''ll be doomed as soon as we leave!"


    "Do you know?"


    "I..."


    "Now that you know, sit down and wait. It''s all your good deeds!"


    "I just want to cut into hot topics faster. I think it makes no difference to discuss with him earlier and later..."


    "That''s not what I''m talking about. I mean, your views are too extreme!"


    "But your point of view is not correct!"


    "Shut up!"


    "Oh... Shit!"


    "Do you want to die? If you don''t want to die, shut up and wait here."


    "I know! Dad, I just can''t swallow this tone. I think when I dominated the 49 cities in those years, I had rich clothes, food and traffic..."


    "Oh, shit!"


    Father and son are actually very anxious, which makes the staff next to them feel embarrassed for them.


    If you say who Li Tianmu is, you may not know much, but who is Li Shenglong? Can anyone in the entertainment circle not know him? This is the leader of the famous third-generation film directors. Even the old counselor, big Kaizi and small Gangzi, are the later generation in front of him. Today, they will come all the way to find Li Tiezhu?


    When you say nothing at all!


    Who in the circle doesn''t know the recent two Li rivalry? It seems that the outcome has been divided!


    ¡­¡­


    On the other side, the recording of the mushroom house continued.


    Li Tiezhu showed his unique skill of steaming bowls of rice. He threw two vegetable leaves and salt in each bowl of rice. He also picked a chopstick of lard. Lard was cooked with the fat of streaky pork stolen by Li Tiezhu.


    Huang Sanshi couldn''t help saying, "this is very sharp and essence!"


    Li Tiezhu: "sharp fart, essence six!"


    Huang Sanshi was stunned: "hmm? Where did you learn this cooking technique?"


    Li Tiezhu got ten bowls of steamed rice and said, "my mother taught me!"


    Huang Sanshi opened his mouth and didn''t say anything. He knew Li Tiezhu''s life too well. Did his mother teach him?


    It''s been more than ten years, isn''t it?


    He Ling can speak: "mom would be very happy if she knew you still remember this move. Tell me, how did she teach you?"


    Li Tiezhu was not sad: "I was seven years old that year. No, I was six years old and less than 11 months old. I was in the first grade of primary school. Our Rural Kindergartens had half a day of classes and then went home. Therefore, when I was in the first grade of primary school, I didn''t finish school until 3:30 p.m. it was like a collapse! My mother was very nervous and worried that I would starve to death."


    He Ling really couldn''t resist: "it''s not enough to starve to death, but what does it have to do with steamed rice?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t understand! When I was a child, I was a kind of little animal that would run wild if I didn''t eat for three hours. When I went to kindergarten, I beat all the children in the class, both men and women... Hey! Porcelain cup, you know? It''s an enamel tea cup with Grandpa Mao''s head printed and the words" serve the people. "


    He Ling nodded.


    Li Tiezhu said, "when I was in primary school, I brought a porcelain cup every day. It contained one-third of the rice, two-thirds of the water, a little salt, half a spoon of lard, two pieces of pea horns in spring, green beans and cowpeas in summer, cabbage and sweet potato leaves in autumn and radish or sweet potato in winter. I steamed it like this."


    Peng Yuchang said, "your rural schools still have rice steaming machines?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? No! There is no canteen in our school. Everyone brings food and eats cold food. I''m different."


    Zhang Zifeng: "Why are you different?"


    Li Tiezhu proudly said: "There is a brick factory near our school, which is also called brick kiln. There is a kiln below. There is a pile of bricks above. The temperature in the cave below is very high. There is a fist sized hole every two meters above. It is used for heat dissipation. The temperature is very high. Many students were scalded when they went to the brick factory. Later, a brick was covered on those heat dissipation holes, which is better than nothing! However, there is me in the brick kiln A distant relative of my family. Hei hei! I take rice and vegetables with my porcelain cup every day. When the fourth class starts in the morning, he puts my porcelain cup on which hole. When I finish class at noon, the meal will be cooked. I''ll take it and eat it! It''s really fragrant! "


    The other four people were silent. They didn''t even hear of this hardship.


    Wong San Shek Road: "Tiezhu is not easy, thank you very much! I''m not hypocritical. I''m really grateful to Tiezhu for sharing these hard things. Like my daughter, many children in front of the TV have never experienced a difficult era, and I don''t know how difficult it was at that time. We don''t sensationalize, but Li Tiezhu''s experience in his childhood makes him strong, we have to admit it! Tiezhu can''t stand it Easy! "


    He Ling: "it''s really difficult. I wiped my tears. I didn''t know there was such a difficult place when Tiezhu was young, that is, ten years ago."


    Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng seem to be listening to the heavenly book and have no sense of substitution at all.


    Li Tiezhu: "In fact, it''s not bitter! Steamed rice is my favorite food. Moreover, I didn''t eat enough at that time. I ate steamed rice at noon and went home at 4 p.m. if I didn''t fight with my classmates on the way! When I went home, I took an iron hook and pulled it from under the charcoal stove. It was a baked sweet potato buried by my mother. Holding the baked sweet potato while eating it, I went to my own land. No one would change a piece of land and look for it When I got to my parents, I ate almost the baked sweet potato. I helped them take the hoe and sickle and the family went home... In the evening, the family surrounded the stove. My mother knitted a sweater, the old man drank wine and I did my homework. The rhubarb dog at home rubbed the stove hard, even if it was bald on his back... "


    He Ling''s eyes were really red and wiped his eyes: "hey... I''ll clean the table."


    Huang Sanshi: "I''ll cut vegetables."


    Peng Yuchang took a blower to blow the fire: "brother, why were you so bitter when you were a child? I''m older than you and not so difficult."


    The younger sister said, "you are in the city and brother Tiezhu is in the gully. Can you do the same?"


    Li Tiezhu: "when I say this, does it smell like deformation? Come on! I''ll leave tomorrow, ha ha! You two are miserable."


    Sister: "brother... I suddenly hate you."


    Peng Peng: "don''t be afraid, sister. I''m also very good at your brother."


    Zhang Zifeng: "pull you down!"


    After the meal was steamed, Li Tiezhu cooked boiled fish, double cooked pork with green pepper, braised ribs, fried beancurd and egg flower soup. Five people in the mushroom house had a beautiful meal, and together with Xiao o, they ate two ribs, which was a luxury.


    After dinner, Huang Sanshi asked the camera to stop temporarily and said to Li Tiezhu, "after thinking all night, I still decided not to say anything, even if it was one of my teachers over there. Because Guo gangde''s words - don''t persuade others to be kind without his personnel! I don''t think I''m qualified to advise you, but I hope you keep yourself and don''t be dazzled by anger."


    It makes sense that no one knows what Li Tiezhu will mean if he fails.


    Or, they know, but pretend not to know, so where is the qualification to persuade others to show mercy?


    Everyone knows that at this moment, Li Tiezhu holds the Li family''s father and son who came to apologize. But before, what did the other party do? How vicious were their means?


    He Ling said, "iron pillar, anyway, you are a member of our mushroom house, always!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "thank you! I''m not a man who kills all, so don''t worry too much. I only care about justice."


    With that, Li Tiezhu got up and walked out of the mushroom house.


    Until Li Tiezhu went away, Huang Sanshi said leisurely: "he will never go back to the mushroom house..."

 Chapter 454

    Huang Sanshi''s tone is very gentle, but the meaning is melancholy.


    He Ling said with a smile, "no! Tie Zhu will always be a member of the mushroom house, even if... Even if he comes back in the last period?"


    Huang Sanshi took out a cigarette and shook his head: "no! He is no longer one of us. I pushed him out... He came back only seemingly divorced guests! I recruited the father and son. Iron pillar is my daughter''s favorite idol. I pushed him away from me like this. It''s ridiculous..."


    Circle, many times is the noose, let you suffocate, let you have no choice, Huang Sanshi suffered deeply, but had to obey.


    To be honest, Huang Sanshi knew that if Li Tiezhu lost, he would not help Li Tiezhu like this. If he were Li Tiezhu, he would hate people like himself.


    Peng Peng didn''t know what to say, but silently took out the ashtray from under the table.


    These pictures, of course, will be cut off, no doubt.


    In fact, apart from he Ling, what many people don''t know is that Huang Sanshi, he Ling and the director had a heated debate as early as half a month before the program was recorded.


    The topic is whether to righten Li Tiezhu!


    If Li Tiezhu is righted, it''s enough to add a Sister Zhang Zifeng. Peng Yuchang and Yi Xing have to stand aside.


    But in the face of interests and relations, Huang Sanshi chose Peng, Mei Mei and Yi Xing, a slightly bloated collocation. After observing his words and expressions, he Ling proposed that Li Tiezhu come to the first and last stage, which would help the old audience empathy.


    That''s all!


    Li Tiezhu came to the small courtyard of the program group with hiccups and said with a smile:


    "How about so many instant noodles? It''s hard work! Actually, I think our program team should hire a cook for supper. It doesn''t cost much. Really."


    When Li Tiezhu said these words, he happened to pass the eight immortals table where Li Shenglong and Li Tianmu''s father and son were located.


    Li Tianmu: "Li Tiezhu, have you finished recording your program? We''re looking for you..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t answer: "wait first. Yo ~ isn''t this my accompanying cameraman? What''s the matter? I''m going to quit. They bully you? Tell me, I''ll change your job and crew. It''s better to keep it than they do here."


    Cameraman: "really?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey! Classmate Xixi, the cameraman doesn''t want to do it. Let''s get rid of him!"


    Cameraman: "you''re paralyzed!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha... Come on, add a meal!"


    With that, Li Tiezhu took out two ham intestines from his pocket and handed them to the cameraman. This is an old friend. I followed him for a long time in the mushroom house last year. I have supported Li Tiezhu since Li Tiezhu took Li eggs.


    The relationship is in place. It''s nothing to scold Li Tiezhu, which belongs to the category of normal communication.


    Li Tiezhu had a relationship with people he knew and didn''t know before he sat back at an empty eight immortals table. Someone had made tea for him in advance. Li Tiezhu didn''t like tea either. After sniffing, he took out his mobile phone and played.


    As an absolute winner, it is naturally impossible for Li Tiezhu to speak first.


    The staff of Xiangnan station were also very sensible and evacuated one after another, leaving enough space.


    In the large living room on the first floor, Li Tiezhu falsely held a tea cup and blew the tea. Opposite, Li Shenglong and Li Tianmu''s father and son came up secretly, sat down left and right, and showed an extremely Ying Dang smile.


    Li Tiezhu is not afraid. Anyway, I''m not afraid of winning again. I''ve seen more powerful ones! This is the advantage of seeing the world.


    There is no one in the room now. It''s suitable for chatting.


    However, Li Shenglong is still hesitating. He still doesn''t adapt. He doesn''t adapt. He doesn''t adapt to how to "apologize" with a "fledgling" little guy.


    Li Tianmu said, "fifty million dollars, delete and destroy all the videos in your hand! Is that enough?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fifty million dollars, how much RMB?"


    Li Tianmu sneered: "more than 300 million."


    Li Tiezhu held his finger and calculated: "sorry, I have made 100 million in less than two years. Let me tell you..."


    Li Tianmu is all ears.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m... Not interested in money!"


    Li Tianmu wants to scold, but he doesn''t dare. He can only turn his eyes to his father.


    Li Shenglong said, "iron pillar! This circle is not easy. Can we only live forever? Not necessarily?"


    "What do you mean?"


    "We can win-win. My influence and circle can make you more popular and make a lot of money in the film industry!"


    "Cooperation? You don''t deserve it."


    It''s not how arrogant Li Tiezhu is, but that the father and son are too cheap. They are still scolding their mother with a bowl of the fattest meat. It''s really disgusting.


    Li Shenglong said, "what do you say?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, I have to give you face. But..."


    But?


    Tell the elder, but? Is it still for face?


    Strictly speaking, Li Shenglong is the leader of the third generation of directors, which can be a generation higher than the old counselor, Xiao Gangzi and Da Kaizi!


    Even if Li Shenglong had 10000 faks in his heart, he could only smile on his face: "talk about it."


    Li Tiezhu: "continue to fight the lawsuit of plagiarizing the script. It''s not good to give up halfway. In addition, your son is not suitable for the entertainment circle. Quit the circle and look disgusting."


    Li Tianmu was very angry, but he didn''t dare to speak.


    Li Shenglong said, "everything is OK! You can say nothing, but can you destroy the video? How much does it cost? You can quote a price."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don''t make money with this video. It''s dirty! Besides, I said I deleted it. Do you believe it? Don''t you believe it! How can I make you believe I deleted the video? If I can''t, you''ll never believe it. Moreover, I don''t care whether you fools believe it or not, because I can''t delete it."


    Li Shenglong was speechless. He really didn''t believe it.


    Li Tiezhu tasted tea and grinned, "I''ll keep the video forever. If you''re unhappy one day, I''ll throw it on the Internet."


    Li Shenglong: "we will change it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, I thought about asking you to write 800 word reviews, and then do the PPT to correct the evil, and keep changing until I''m satisfied. Later, I thought, it''s boring. You make me sick, and I don''t want to communicate with you for a moment."


    Li Shenglong: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu left without looking back: "go and plant Haloxylon trees."


    When Li Tiezhu went away, Li Tianmu frowned and scolded, "Dad, this calf is soft and hard. What should I do? He will hold it all his life?"


    Li Shenglong said, "people have been merciful. Go and plant Haloxylon trees..."


    "What is a Haloxylon tree?"


    "I don''t know. Go back and ask someone!"


    "What do you mean?"


    "Are you stupid? Let''s change our minds and be a new man... Shit!"


    Li Tiezhu soon returned to the mushroom house and said hello to everyone. Peng Peng went to boil water to soak his feet. He Ling knew that Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu had something to say and took his sister out to feed the dog.


    Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi sit opposite each other. There are seven or eight cigarette butts in the ashtray on the table.


    Huang Sanshi lit another one, then pushed the cigarette box and lighter in front of Li Tiezhu, didn''t speak, and took a hard smoke.


    Li Tiezhu also took out a cigarette and lit it.


    Huang Sanshi took back his cigarette box: "are they gone?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Huang Sanshi stopped talking and nodded.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "it looks pathetic, but it''s hateful."


    Huang Sanshi didn''t know the "curse mother" video. He thought Li Tiezhu said that Li Shenglong bullied him and said, "do you think people in the circle are as naive as you? You are an alternative, and they and we are the norm."


    Li Tiezhu knew that Huang Sanshi misunderstood and didn''t explain: "so, I could have become smarter, but I refused."


    Huang Sanshi frowned: "can you still control this? Ha! I called them. Are you very uncomfortable?"


    Li Tiezhu bounced the ash: "ah? No, he''s your teacher. It''s normal for you to do this. You''ve always been very good. Besides, I think you''ll help me if I lose."


    Huang Sanshi: "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "you fell down. I may step on you. Anyway, many people will step on you."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Thank you for telling me this. It seems that I am still too young. I will be more careful in the future."


    "Don''t you hate me?"


    "No! I know most people have pros and cons. Moreover, at that time, I was eliminated by a good voice. You let me on the program and brought me to the scene to support me. How can I hate you?"


    "You only remember kindness, not revenge."


    "I took revenge! Why write it down?"


    "Are you special..."


    "Miss Huang, Zhongnanhai is hard to smoke and bitter."


    Huang Sanshi ignored Li Tiezhu and shouted out, "Mr. He, I''m wrong. Li Tiezhu is still from the mushroom house!"


    He Ling: "what''s the matter?"


    Huang Sanshi: "because he is really stupid!"


    Because of Li Tiezhu''s open-minded, the low pressure in the mushroom house immediately disappeared and returned to the normal atmosphere.


    Huang Sanshi can''t help sighing. In fact, if he is a friend, Li Tiezhu is the best. He won''t stab behind his back or alienate you because of misunderstanding.


    "Hey? Tiezhu, I heard you''re going to do a new program?"


    "How did you know?"


    "You all paved the way for the school leaders in advance and said that you would ask for leave at the end of the term. Can I know? It''s not SiHa?"


    "Oh, right! It''s not SiHa. Their schedule is too problematic. It''s estimated to be the end of the year. My studio is going to do an original variety show with penguin."


    "Really? In what way?"


    "I don''t know the details of outdoor programs. Please be a guest at that time."


    "Don''t me. We all come to the mushroom house to support you. How about it?"


    "How about this? I''ll come when the mushroom house ends. The time should be about right after the end. You come to the first episode of my new program."


    "This is good, this is good!"


    "You cook."


    "Hmm? What program? Cooking, too?"


    "Hey, hey... Keep it a secret! However, the conditions may be harder than the mushroom house."


    "Harder than this mushroom house? How do you cook?"


    They resumed their closeness and chatted about Li Tiezhu''s new variety show.


    Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu''s performance in variety shows is more reliable than singing and acting, and his popularity is excellent. Basically, the current ratings of Li Tiezhu''s variety show are higher than those of other guests. His performance is completely worthy of being the master.


    However, the infinite challenge and mushroom house did not have Li Tiezhu''s share, and even the four ha rubbed against them were delayed. Therefore, under such circumstances, Zhang Xiaomeng is ready to create his own variety show for Li Tiezhu and can no longer fight guerrillas.


    It''s late at night. Everyone starts to take a bath and... Do maintenance.


    Mr. Huang and Mr. ho wiped out the weird skin care products. Peng Yuchang and his younger sister were all wearing facial mask, and they were so beautiful to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu finally took a bath, lying on the head of the bed and video with songzhu''er. After that, he video with lengba again. We can''t favor one over the other. Of course, in fact, Li Tiezhu''s heart has always been eccentric, and everyone knows it.


    Soon, Peng Peng and Mr. He prepared five enamel basins... To soak their feet.


    Five people sat there and didn''t dare to lower their feet. It''s too hot! Peng Yuchang poured a pot of boiling water into almost every basin!


    He said to Peng Peng, "what a beautiful face!


    Peng Yuchang: "be an exquisite boy."


    Li Tiezhu said in the south central dialect he learned from shooting soldiers'' assault: "exquisite fart! Boo ah six! What are you doing? Is this water scalding a dead pig?"


    Peng Yuchang said in Xichuan dialect, "I know it will be very hot."


    My sister also followed up: "I think you''re afraid there''s a bag on your skull. You don''t know to reach out and tell (try) that a Hamai skin has been ironed LIA for me."


    He Ling''s southern Hunan Dialect: "#% £¤ @#& amp; *..."


    A group of people:????


    Huang Sanshi almost fell down with a smile: "what did you say, Mr. He?"


    He Ling changed Xiang Pu: "I asked the iron pillar child, for Mo Zi not apply the mask?"


    Li Tiezhu learned the ugly face of pheasant brother, "Pu Bah? Why do you need to apply a mask?" am I so handsome that I need to apply a mask?


    He Ling suddenly said with a smile, "you''ve really learned like that. Last time I met a dung crawler, he said you were his idol. At that time, brother pheasant was just you. I laughed to death."


    Barrage:


    "Caught off guard by a wave of dialects."


    "Yes!"


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    "It''s the most grounded of the more than three Zhongnan dialects."


    "Just finished watching the latest episode of Xu Sanduo. I''m watching this program. I''m laughing to death."


    "My sister''s Sichuan dialect is also good."


    "Xiangnan dialect is poisonous. I can''t understand it at all."


    "There are ten different sounds over there. None of them can understand them."


    "Peng Peng is afraid it''s not love!"


    "Li Tiezhu is still in love. Why is it not enough?"


    "Li Tiezhu is a useless type."


    "Yes! I think Li Tiezhu has given up treatment, and songzhuer doesn''t dislike it."


    "Lengba doesn''t dislike it."


    "Is that the devil upstairs? People have refuted the rumor."


    "I believe it anyway."


    "What about Yi Xing? Why not?"


    The five of them were comfortably ironing their feet. Li Tiezhu suddenly looked at Peng Yuchang: "brother! You''re not quite right with this mask!"


    Peng Yuchang: "what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I think bamboo has been applied. I''m afraid the paper on it hasn''t been torn off? Your sister''s is different."


    Zhang Zifeng stretched out his hand to touch Peng Peng''s mask: "I thought he was new." well, it didn''t tear. "


    Then Zhang Zifeng tore the paper off for him.


    Peng Peng smiled: "ha ha ha ha ha..."


    He Ling: "it''s lonely!"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s too comfortable to soak your feet. It''s too comfortable."


    Li Tiezhu: "you bubble every issue. No matter who comes, you bubble your feet collectively and hold a foot bubble meeting."


    Everyone agreed that the new tradition of mushroom house was born.

 Chapter 455

    Barrage:


    "Is the foot soaking meeting OK?"


    "Is that a decision? Is it too hasty?"


    "Health mushroom house."


    "I also like to soak my feet. It''s super comfortable."


    Several people in the mushroom house went to bed after soaking their feet. Li Tiezhu was the most outrageous. He fell into bed and went to bed. Peng Peng was stunned.


    As soon as the picture turns, the next morning, seven o''clock.


    "Ah! Let the storm come more fiercely..."


    There''s not much noise outside.


    Another hour later, Huang Sanshi dressed and got up. When he came out, Li Tiezhu was squatting at the door of the kitchen to eat fried egg noodles. A large basin was inhaled by the storm.


    Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth: "Miss Huang, do you want to eat? I''ll cook it for you."


    Huang Sanshi waved: "no, I''ll run five kilometers first. Will you come with me? I''ll wait for you."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, I''ve already run."


    Huang Sanshi: "didn''t you practice morning exercises just now? When did you get up?"


    "Six o''clock."


    "That''s great! Well, I''ll run."


    Huang Sanshi ran away. Soon, Peng Peng put on his cap and chased out. Li Tiezhu finished eating noodles and soup. Seeing his sister get up, he cooked a small bowl of noodles for her, and then practiced Military Boxing in the yard.


    My sister ate noodles and said, "brother tie Zhu, why are you leaving? Is it because I came to occupy your position?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I was a substitute last season. I''m not a resident. Don''t think about it. Besides, I''m going to be on my own show this year. Come and play at that time."


    "Oh! OK."


    When Huang Sanshi and Peng Peng finished the first lap, Li Tiezhu finished boxing and ran out.


    In a flash, Li Tiezhu rushed to the front, bringing Peng Yuchang''s rhythm a little chaotic.


    Huang Sanshi: "don''t run so fast. Iron pillar runs at a variable speed. Most people can''t keep up. Just run at your own pace."


    Then, when Huang Sanshi finished running, Li Tiezhu was already cleaning the chicken house.


    Huang Sanshi said to Peng Peng, "the last kilometer is great, just to rush!"


    Peng Yuchang: "ah? Really? I can''t breathe... The guy ran ten kilometers, came back first, and... Went to work again."


    Huang Sanshi: "don''t compare with him. Can you run better than a donkey?"


    Barrage:


    "Personal attack, ha!"


    "Li Tiezhu is the donkey in the mushroom house! Laugh to death."


    "I feel Peng Peng''s face is white."


    "The face is bloodless, ha ha..."


    "It turns out that running doesn''t lose weight."


    "Brother dog is really tired."


    "The progress bar can''t hold. Where''s Yi Xing?"


    "Where is Yi Xing?"


    After a short rest, it was almost noon. Huang Sanshi prepared to cook and asked Peng Peng to pick up eggs.


    Huang Sanshi: "look how many eggs are there?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "five."


    "Have you seen it? Why don''t you pick it up?"


    "What if I need a camera? When I cleaned the chicken house, the cameraman didn''t shoot it. He said he was afraid of the audience eating."


    "Hey, Pumbaa, pick up all the eggs."


    Huang Sanshi smiled.


    Peng Peng and his sister went to the chicken house together.


    Li Tiezhu said, "pick up four and keep one."


    Peng Peng: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "leave one for the chicken to continue to live tomorrow. I''m afraid the chicken can''t be found or trampled in another place."


    Pumbaa: "true or false?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course it''s true. If you don''t leave one, it may disappear tomorrow. Don''t you know that some chickens even peck their eggs?"


    Sister: "but if we take four of the five eggs, don''t they know?"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "the chicken hasn''t read a book. Where can you count!"


    Sister: "ah? Ah..."


    After getting the eggs back, Peng Peng began to light a fire for the small stove again. On the contrary, Li Tiezhu was idle.


    Peng Peng hit the window.


    My sister said to her heart, "why don''t you close it so as not to hit it again."


    Peng Peng: "no, no one will knock twice in the same place."


    Huang Sanshi: "there are such people."


    He Ling: "it''s too early. Iron pillar will punish him!"


    Peng Peng panicked: "hey..."


    Li Tiezhu understood it. Holding Peng Yuchang from behind, he rubbed his head against the window. It was not heavy.


    After being released, Peng Yuchang resolutely closed the window: "can it still be like this?"


    Huang Sanshi: "you have to be glad that the iron pillar is holding you against the window, not tearing the window down and hitting you on the head. He can do it!"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the wooden window: "that''s it, one hand!"


    Huang Sanshi said, "what I fear most is that like now, when the meal is about to be cooked, a group of people come."


    The picture turned to the boat. Yi Xing sat alone on the boat with a box and a bag, and improvised a dance.


    The barrage is happy.


    "Finally wait for you, Yi Xing!"


    "Yi Xing Yi Xing..."


    "Here comes the little sheep! Be careful of Li Tiezhu."


    "Yi Xing rubs another song of Li Tiezhu!"


    "Ah ah..."


    "How come it''s almost over?"


    "Here comes the big baby."


    "This easy star, born a bully, lying in a trough, ruthless!"


    "Why does your barrage sound?"


    Soon, Yi Xing came to the outside of the mushroom house with the box. When he heard the chicken cry from a distance, he became nervous and shouted, "master! Master!"


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "Yi Xing! Here comes the dinner."


    Mr. He jumped out excitedly, and his happiness was beyond expression.


    "Hello, Mr. He! Hello, Mr. He! Has he dyed his hair?"


    Yi Xing shook hands with Peng Peng, hugged he Ling, nodded to Zhang Zifeng to say hello, and then bowed to Huang Sanshi who came out of the kitchen: "master!"


    Huang Sanshi also came out happily and said, "ah!"


    Finally, Yi Xing and Li Tiezhu hugged: "Tiezhu, are you strong again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, why are you thinner?"


    Yi Xing: "it''s better to dance thin."


    "No wonder I fall every time I dance. I''m not thin enough."


    "No, you are simply uncoordinated."


    "Er..."


    In fact, we can see the gap from Yi Xing''s performance. He is not unfamiliar with Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng, but they have the lowest coffee. Yi Xing doesn''t play big cards and is always polite, but his subconscious will say hello or say more to the big coffee first.


    Yi Xing proudly carried the bag: "this is the gift I brought you."


    He Ling: "what is it?"


    Yi Xing: "five catties of beef."


    Huang Sanshi was happy: "is it raw? Ha ha..."


    Then, the picture shows Yi Xing''s mention of the sound and mixing through the inspection port.


    Barrage:


    "Meng muddle through! How cute!"


    "The little fox is out of school."


    "Huang Sanshi: This is my apprentice!"


    "Five catties of beef is a huge sum of money."


    "If this issue is Yi Xing and tie Zhu together, it would be more perfect."


    "Also like Peng Peng and his sister."


    "It''s better for Li Tiezhu to stay!"


    "Yi Xing can cheat people, good..."


    Then, Huang Sanshi happily instructed Yi Xing to put the bag containing beef outside the kitchen door: "put it outside, put it here."


    Li Tiezhu then said, "the director group can see it here. Xi Xi must have a sore face now."


    Director Wang Zhengyu covers his face in the director group. Producer Xi Xi has three words on his head: careless.


    Next, Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu are busy having lunch in the kitchen. He Ling takes Yi Xing to visit the small animals in the mushroom house. Yi Xing is frightened by colored lights and chickens.


    Huang Sanshi smiled and asked Li Tiezhu, "do you have a way to let Yi Xing get eggs?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, there are many ways."


    "For example?"


    "For example, tie him."


    The period ended before the meal was served.


    Naturally, the audience did not enjoy it:


    "That''s it?"


    "Too little, baby!"


    "See you next Friday."


    "See you next time, Yi Xing."


    "Li Tiezhu is leaving. They all start packing."


    "I can''t bear to be serious."


    "The iron pillar really matches the mushroom house. You shouldn''t let him go."


    "Let him go! Soldier assault is more important."


    "Yes! See you at mushroom house next week, and see you tomorrow night."


    "Li Tiezhu''s sense of variety is really good..."


    And the live recording continues. Mushroom house is recorded together for three days and two nights, cut into two episodes.


    Huang Sanshi made hand rolling noodles. Li Tiezhu fried sliced pork with fungus and shredded beef with green pepper. Finally, Huang Sanshi got a few yards and fried noodles with sauce at noon.


    It''s a bit miserable for a family of six to eat at the small wooden table in the kitchen.


    He Ling: "Mr. Huang, you''d better put up the shed, otherwise when there are more people in the future, you can''t sit down for dinner."


    Huang Sanshi: "no, if you say no, don''t!"


    He Ling: "let him give full play to the waste heat while the donkey is not yet gone."


    Huang Sanshi asked Li Tiezhu, "what time do you leave?"


    Li Tiezhu held a large basin to eat noodles: "four thirty."


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s it! I, Mr. He, Yi Xing and my sister, the four of us go to plant trees. You and Peng Peng can make a wooden bed. People have to come in the future. The bed must not be enough."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    "Can you do wood work?"


    "Yes."


    "It''s good to have an iron pillar. You can do anything."


    "Let me tell you, the donkeys in the production team are not as many as I would."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    After eating fried noodles with sauce, the people in the mushroom house took a break. When Peng Peng and his sister washed the dishes, they began to work again.


    Huang Sanshi and others drove a tractor to plant trees. Only Li Tiezhu and Peng Yuchang were left in the yard.


    Peng Yuchang: "brother Zhu! What should I do with the wooden bed? Do you want to search it?"


    Li Tiezhu turned and entered the carpentry room next to the kitchen: "the bed is such a simple furniture, which still needs to be searched?"


    There are a lot of wood piled up in the carpentry room. It seems messy, but it is actually rich in resources, including wood strips, boards and logs. The tools are even more complete, including large electric saws, not to mention hand saws and planes.


    Peng Peng found some boxes of nails and said, "iron pillar, here are nails. I''ve brought them all."


    Li Tiezhu was picking wood with a tape measure. He looked blankly: "what do you want nails for?"


    "Make a bed!"


    "Wood for bed. What are you doing with nails?"


    "Nail wood!"


    "Take away... Do you look down on me?"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Do you know what is the most cruel thing to scold a carpenter?"


    "I don''t know."


    "It means'' nail carpenter '', which means nothing can be done without nails."


    "How can I fix it without nails?"


    "Mortise and tenon structure, you don''t even know this? Come on, move this with the log."


    "Ah? Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu also lifted the wood. After a while, four thick logs and seven or eight wooden strips were put on the open space. Li Tiezhu was about to start the show operation.


    (recommend Chapter 6 this afternoon! Chapter 7 depends on the situation. On the last day, ask for another wave of monthly tickets.)

 Chapter 456

    Peng Yuchang has no name for those strange woodworking tools except saws and axes. But Li Tiezhu used it very skillfully. First, Li Tiezhu took a ruler and a piece of bamboo and wrote and drew on the cross section of the log.


    "What is this?"


    "Ink pen! It''s an old-fashioned tool. Now some carpenters use marker pens or something."


    Li Tiezhu showed the ink pen. In fact, it was a slender bamboo piece, thin at the top and wide at the bottom. More than a dozen openings were cut at the "NIB", so that the "NIB" formed more than a dozen small bamboo sticks thinner than toothpicks.


    Li Tiezhu took a pen and dipped it in the ink bucket on one side, and made a mark on the log with a ruler.


    Peng Yuchang said with a silly smile, "it''s a pen made of bamboo? Didn''t there be a brush in ancient times?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t lift his head and said, "the brush is soft. It''s easy to draw with uneven thickness."


    Pumbaa: "Oh! You can really do carpentry? It''s amazing."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s amazing? Stupid city man! When my second and third uncles got married, my father and I made all the furniture in their new house. At that time, when I was 11 or 12 years old, I could only sit in some simple cabinets and chairs. I had to come to my old man to make carved wooden beds. But the mushroom house is different. Just make one."


    In the later stage of the program, the group immediately made a small theater special effect with the following words:


    "Li Tiezhu''s carpentry teaching class! The class has begun!"


    Small print:


    "The evil doer gang has everything. Learn from the evil doer gang."


    Li Tiezhu pulled out the line of the ink bucket, nailed it in one section with a section of iron nails, pulled it to the other end, aligned the mark, and then pulled the line of the ink bucket.


    On the log, a dark branch line is drawn.


    Peng Peng made a fuss: "Wow! It''s amazing. I always thought that carpenters draw lines with rulers."


    "You despise master Luban too much."


    "Little short legged Luban?"


    "I..."


    "Oh, master carpenter Luban!"


    The barrage looked very excited:


    "Serious brother is cowhide!"


    "I would like to call Li Tiezhu the Almighty little prince."


    "It''s not more cool than any hip-hop dance?"


    "Iron pillar is really a traditional skill."


    "Li Tiezhu yyds!"


    "Look at Peng Peng, who hasn''t seen the world. It''s cute."


    "That''s why I think the mushroom house needs Li Tiezhu!"


    "Without Li Tiezhu''s Sao operation, there is less to see."


    "Li Tiezhu is so skillful that it hurts."


    "My grandfather has this complete set of tools. When I was a child, I pulled a big saw."


    "What else won''t iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll draw the line and you''ll saw the wood, OK?"


    Peng Peng pointed to five saws: "which saw?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s reasonable to use a big saw, but you certainly won''t use it. Moreover, the big saw needs someone to pull it."


    "So?"


    "So use a chainsaw, are you stupid? How easy it is!"


    "I won''t."


    "Tut! Then you''d better plant trees."


    Peng Peng: "no! I want to learn carpentry. When you leave, I will be the little prince of carpentry in the mushroom house."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "OK! You plug in the power, will it always?"


    Peng Yuchang: "yes!"


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu can only change the log with an electric saw. With the roar of the electric saw, Li Tiezhu quickly changed a log into two rectangular wooden strips, which are wide and thick, suitable for making bed legs and bed frames.


    With the convenience of an electric saw, Li Tiezhu quickly changed the boards and strips he needed.


    Peng Peng looked at a pile of wood of different sizes, lengths and thicknesses, and exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, "that''s great! Iron pillar, how do you calculate the data? I think you can''t measure it without thinking."


    Li Tiezhu: "the data of the bed are fixed, only the width is different, one meter two, one meter five, one meter eight. Where do you need to think?"


    Peng Peng: "I think it''s done. Just nail them up and they''ll become a bed."


    Li Tiezhu said angrily, "what nails? Besides, I''ll nail you to the wall."


    Barrage:


    "Peng Peng really can''t do anything."


    "Compared with Li Tiezhu, Huang Sanshi can''t do it."


    "Iron pillars are all powerful except dancing."


    "Dance ha ha..."


    "Li Tiezhu dances with Yi Xiaomao."


    "A king of wrestling and dancing, a hip-hop dance close to the ground."


    "Not using nails is Li Tiezhu''s last stubbornness."


    "Serious people, who uses nails?"


    "Laugh to death!"


    "I support nailing Peng Peng to the wall. It can''t help anyway."


    "Be reasonable. Nails are much faster, but they are strong and durable without mortise and tenon."


    Li Tiezhu moved the bed leg, bed frame and bedside backup plate onto the workbench, fixed a formwork and said to Peng:


    "Give me the long plane."


    Peng Peng: "which one?"


    Li Tiezhu had to pick up the long planer and the net planer himself: "the long one is called the long planer, and the short one is the net planer. One rough machining and one fine machining can polish the wood smoothly."


    Peng Peng: "


    It seems that there is a long way to go to become the little prince of mushroom house carpentry.


    Li Tiezhu skillfully polished the four sides of a bed leg, changed the net plane, and finely trimmed the defective place again.


    "Wow! It''s so flat. I always thought the wood was so flat when sawn."


    "Sandpaper. Fine sandpaper."


    This Peng Peng knew each other and brought two pieces of fine sandpaper.


    Li Tiezhu threw the preliminarily processed bed leg to Peng Peng: "polish it again, especially at the corner, if you can''t rub your hand."


    Pumbaa: "OK! I will."


    Therefore, Peng Yuchang finally had the opportunity to display his amazing talents, but as soon as he started, he was stopped by Li Tiezhu:


    "Don''t grind randomly. Grind along the wood, the plane and the corner."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu continued to dig the wood, because he didn''t need to be too fine, so he was very fast, and Peng Yuchang couldn''t keep up with his rhythm.


    After that, Li Tiezhu took out a ruler and ink pen to write and draw on the wood. Then he took out a hammer and chisel and began to dig his eyes. This is a fine work. The size and depth should be controlled well, otherwise it can''t fit completely.


    Peng Peng, who had finished grinding the board, began to watch again: "it''s too technical, isn''t it? It''s too complicated..."


    Li Tiezhu: "there is no technical content. This is the simplest way."


    After chiseling all the sockets, Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand and said, "small saw."


    Pumbaa came with the smallest saw.


    Li Tiezhu glanced at him again. He went to get a small saw, stepped on the bed board on the bench, made tenons according to the drawn lines, and made two openings on each tenon.


    The audience was dazzled by the picture of Li Tiezhu doing carpentry.


    "A carpenter delayed by singing."


    "This is probably the most versatile star I''ve ever seen."


    "Show off your skills! How fast you can use nails."


    "Don''t talk nonsense if you don''t understand."


    "Although the nail is fast, it is not strong."


    "The wood is not good either. The nails are really not strong. The bed board is very thin. It is the easiest place to rot."


    "My family runs a furniture factory and also uses nails, but most of the places with the most load-bearing are mortise and tenon structures."


    "Look at Peng Peng''s little eyes."


    Soon, Li Tiezhu cut a lot of shoulder pieces with small wood blocks, put them against the opening of the tenon, put them into the inverted trapezoidal mortise, and smashed the board in with a hammer. When the shoulder wood is pushed inside, it will wedge into the tenon, open the tenon tip, and firmly fix it in the inverted trapezoidal mortise, which is the same principle as the expansion screw.


    Then Li Tiezhu called Peng:


    "Come on, can you pull it out?"


    Peng Yuchang came over, put his feet on the bed legs, pulled out the bed frame, tried his best to eat milk, all motionless, and blushed: "it''s really stronger than nails."


    Li Tiezhu took advantage of the assembly. With the thump of the hammer, a 1.5-meter wooden bed was ready, strong and durable.


    Peng Yuchang applauded: "awesome! That''s how the bed is made!"


    Li Tiezhu: "mobile phone, bring me the sign of mushroom house."


    Therefore, Peng Peng found three design fonts of mushroom house. Li Tiezhu''s control group wrote and drew on the bedside back board, and finally chiseled out the three characters of mushroom house with a chisel. Because it''s Yin carving, it''s actually very fast.


    Pumbaa: "yes! I''ve taken it completely."


    Li Tiezhu said, "there are still a lot of wood left. What do we lack? Make some more."


    Peng Yuchang thought: "the bench, more people come, it''s not enough to sit."


    Li Tiezhu despised and said, "stool, you find the program group. What can you do? Change one..."


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    On the other hand, Huang Sanshi and others planted trees very smoothly, because they planted the No. 1 land with the least difficulty, which was soon finished.


    Looking at the peach trees on the new species, the four people still have a sense of achievement.


    He Ling said, "when you come back next year, you can see peach blossoms. Unfortunately, you won''t be here next year."


    Huang San Shi shrugged and smiled. "Hey, hey, can''t these trees survive until next year? Fortunately, the iron column did not come, otherwise we would have to make complaints about trees."


    Yi Xing: "don''t you plant trees like this? So does arbor day."


    Huang Sanshi said, "you say it''s called seed, and the survival rate is very low. It''s reasonable to say that in this weather, we should water it first, and then cover it with film for more than one meter under the tree to keep it warm, and then fertilize it later. Of course, cut it off and let the staff of the program team do this. Let''s just plant it."


    Zhang Zifeng said, "is this bad? Should we do this?"


    Huang Sanshi: "silly boy! How can we do so much? The animals in the mushroom house are all raised by the program team. Do you think we cut Leymus chinensis? Have we fed chickens and ducks? Go back and see how their wooden beds are doing."


    Yi Xing: "there must be no problem with an iron pillar."


    Four people drove the tractor back to the mushroom house and walked into the yard. They were stunned.


    A wooden bed, two rocking chairs and four stools.


    He Ling exaggerated and shouted, "Wow! The iron pillar is really powerful. It is worthy of being the disciple of the martial god in the furniture city."


    Huang Sanshi: "his master is responsible for destroying furniture, and Li Tiezhu is responsible for manufacturing furniture. There''s nothing wrong!"


    Yi Xing was surprised and happy: "my God, the iron pillar is so strong!"


    Peng Yuchang drilled out and said, "master, these furniture iron pillars are useless. They are all mortise and tenon structures."


    Huang Sanshi: "really? It must be strong."


    With that, Huang Sanshi sat on the rocking chair and shook up.


    He Ling grabbed the second rocking chair: "well, it''s so comfortable. We''ll sit on the rocking chair and drink coffee this season."

 Chapter 457

    At this time, Li Tiezhu came out with a strange cabinet and put it on the ground: "sister, this is a dresser for you, but there is no mirror. You can find the program group to change one at that time."


    Zhang Zifeng was very moved: "thank you, brother Tiezhu."


    Although this dresser is simple and crude, it has everything except glass mirrors. There are many small drawers, small lattices and so on. It''s rich to put some girls'' cosmetics and skin care products.


    He Ling: "it is said on the Internet that Tiezhu is a straight man. Why do you have a girlfriend? Do you know now?"


    Peng Peng: "that''s right. Even if brother Zhu is a straight man, he is also a gentle straight man. Look at the two periods of bamboo son, how good he is to bamboo son?"


    Huang Sanshi: "miscalculation, miscalculation. If I had known that the mushroom house was so broken, I should have left more iron pillars and let him go after all the carpentry work."


    Yi Xing said with a smile, "master, why don''t we tie him up and don''t let him go."


    Huang Sanshi looked surprised: "Yi Xing, why can''t you think of it when you are young? Are you tired of living?"


    Yi Xing: "ah? Hahaha... I was wrong."


    He Ling said, "you forgot how iron pillar abused you when he first went to the five bars? Ah? Xiao Yixing."


    Yi Xing: "I can''t bear to look back, hahaha..."


    The barrage exclaimed:


    "I think of the picture of Li Tiezhu catching frogs for songzhuer the year before last."


    "He deserves to have a girlfriend!"


    "Yi Xing is expanding. Dare you tie Li Tiezhu?"


    "My sister is really moved!"


    "Be reasonable, everyone doesn''t interact with his sister..."


    "Zhang Zifeng is still too introverted."


    "I also want to see Li Tiezhu continue to do wood work in the mushroom house."


    When the time came to 4:30, Li Tiezhu was ready to leave with his box.


    He Ling: "I really don''t want to give up iron pillar. We were together all season last year. He was really great."


    Huang Sanshi: "this child is really powerful. He fattened me by 20 kilograms last year, which makes me unable to lose weight until now."


    Yi Xing: "geese, geese..."


    Huang Sanshi: "let''s go! Let''s deliver the iron pillars together and go to the warehouse to have a look. We have ''money'' now."


    So, the mushroom house group of five and Li Tiezhu walked out of the courtyard together.


    Outside the warehouse, everyone hugged and said goodbye to Li Tiezhu.


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother tie Zhu, will you come back next time?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll make you a little frog for the last period."


    Zhang Zifeng said happily, "well, I heard that the little frog you made is delicious!"


    Director: "cut this off."


    Peng Yuchang: "brother Zhu! Come on! I wish soldier assault another record!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thanks."


    Yi Xing: "thank you, brother."


    He and Li Tiezhu are far less close than Luhani and Li Tiezhu, but they have a very good relationship. Tiezhu also wrote him a song.


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome. Teach me to dance when you''re free."


    Yi Xing giggled: "hehe... You can learn from Luhani. I''m afraid I can''t teach you. You have no talent."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    He Ling: "have a nice trip. Have hot pot when you are free."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK!"


    Huang Sanshi: "pillar, do a good job! There''s me in the school. It''s easy to say anything about asking for leave. Cut this sentence out later!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, Miss Huang. Goodbye!"


    Finally, director Wang Zhengyu hugged Li Tiezhu and said, "Tiezhu! In fact, I hate you most. I wish you could stay. However, it doesn''t matter. I''ll see you in SiHa in the second half of the year!"


    Lao Wang officially took over SiHa this year, but he couldn''t shoot it because of schedule problems years ago. Years later, he began to shoot mushroom house again, but he couldn''t shoot it again, so he had to push it until the end of the year.


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "it doesn''t matter. I''ll see you four."


    With that, Li Tiezhu left with the box, very decisive.


    Li Tiezhu has feelings for the mushroom house, but he is more grateful and misses his first encounter with songzhuer. It can''t be said that he has a sense of belonging. Because, from the beginning to the end, he knew that he did not belong to the mushroom house. Even if he replaced the class for a season, he was told from the beginning that he was only a substitute.


    Unlike SiHa, although he was tricked into getting on the ship at the beginning and missed several periods in the middle, he was one of the main masters from beginning to end. Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani also become one with him, which is a more equal and mutually needed relationship.


    Barrage:


    "Goodbye, iron pillar."


    "Mushroom house without Li Tiezhu, come on!"


    "I don''t want the iron pillar to leave."


    "Come on, Yi Xing."


    "Serious brother, come on!"


    "Three more, come on!"


    Li Tiezhu took the bus of the program group and first rushed back to Xiangnan TV station to participate in the shooting of a public service advertisement.


    This is an advertisement for the village love lunch of "happy camp". Several stars and several hosts are invited to shoot together. Everyone has little time to appear on the camera, and it is also free of charge.


    Li Tiezhu''s lens is also very simple, that is, he poses on the green screen and says two lines.


    Soon finished shooting, Li Tiezhu impolitely took the boxed lunch of the program group, squatted in the aisle outside the studio and ate.


    A small fresh meat who also came to shoot advertisements, followed by seven or eight assistants, walked like a studio.


    This is the little fresh meat that Xiangnan TV has been promoting recently. I haven''t played any works, but I often go to the variety show of Xiangnan mango TV, which is said to be very popular. This public service advertisement had nothing to do with him. After all, their appeal was too poor, but they couldn''t stand it. They had a deep relationship. They were stunned and rubbed two shots.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know him, so he bowed his head and grilled rice without saying hello.


    "Get out of the way! Get away from dinner."


    An assistant rushed up, opened his arms to protect the little fresh meat behind him and shouted at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu looked up and said, "am I here?"


    The assistant was startled. Unexpectedly, the "staff" dressed in Tubula was Li Tiezhu! Today''s Li Tiezhu, film, television, song and variety show have launched four arrows at the same time. There is a top presence on either side. The coffee position has already reached the top, which is not too much to say. At least Luhani, who is going downhill, can''t compare with Li Tiezhu, and other young artists are even more choking.


    The little fresh meat also turned white and finished the calf!


    Li Tiezhu looked at them and stood up.


    The assistant stepped back for fear of being beaten.


    Li Tiezhu held the lunch box and turned to the corner to let out the passage. Li Tiezhu continued to eat without paying attention to them.


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu gave way, the assistant was also afraid for a while.


    Little fresh meat has the spirit. What Li Tiezhu is just an ordinary artist in Xiangnan Taiwan. He has to give me face, right?


    Suddenly, he swelled up. He was surrounded by people with high toes and high spirits. He passed by Li Tiezhu with a slightly proud look in his eyes.


    Li Tiezhu glanced at the two and chewed the ribs.


    "Stop!"


    Suddenly, a female voice sounded.


    When little fresh meat looked back, it was a hostess named Liang Tian.


    The little fresh meat said, "sister Tian, do you also want to make an advertisement?"


    Liang Tian frowned: "apologize."


    Little fresh meat was suddenly embarrassed. Although he had to give Liang Tian face, he didn''t really look at her because she had no status and foundation in southern Hunan.


    The little fresh meat said, "I didn''t do anything wrong. What''s my apology?"


    Liang Tian came to Li Tiezhu, frowned deeper and said, "how do you eat this? I''ll ask the director for an explanation!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "sister Tian, I want to have a boxed lunch myself. The director said it would be a treat in the evening, but I have to go to Heng store right away. Don''t bother! Also, let him go. It''s boring. I''m very busy."


    Little fresh meat doesn''t look good. He doesn''t know me? Or pretend you don''t know me? I''ve been in several plays, too! No name?


    Liang Tian said to the little fresh meat, "I know who you depend on. Pick up your tail! Just now, as long as I react to the stage, the one behind you has to come to Tiezhu to apologize in person. Tiezhu seldom pays attention to you. What are you proud of? Get out!"


    Little fresh meat is not satisfied.


    Li Tiezhu smiled at Liang Tian and said, "don''t scare the girl. Go, I''ll buy you coffee."


    With that, Li Tiezhu left with Liang Tian. Without two, Wang Haian came.


    "Brother Hai An."


    "Oh! Iron pillar! The new play is popular. Congratulations. Remember to treat after the broadcast."


    "Sure! You''ll remember to enjoy it then."


    "No one can give face. Can you give face to iron pillar?"


    The two joked and said goodbye.


    Liang Tian suddenly pointed to the back and said, "brother Hai''an, you have to take good care of this man. Don''t let him bully Tiezhu again."


    The smiling Wang Haian suddenly changed his face and looked at the man who brought him in. His back teeth were clenched. Shit! We all know that Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with he Ling. You''re so good. It''s easy for me to get closer to tie Zhu in the singer. Can you fix this for me?


    Wang Haian walked to the small fresh meat with a gloomy face. The latter trembled with fear, and the assistants were silent.


    The other side.


    Li Tiezhu and Liang Tian sat in the cafe. The atmosphere was a little awkward. After all, the last thing was too crazy.


    Liang Tian took the lead in breaking the deadlock: "the result of soldier assault is very good and well done! Now, you are really angry. There are more than three national boys!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you. How are you doing?"


    "Still like that, there is no program host, just mix it up."


    "Because it doesn''t matter?"


    "It doesn''t count. It''s mainly because there are no characteristics and the resources in Taiwan are limited."


    "Well, penguin has recently opened several small variety shows. If you are interested, I''ll ask for you."


    "Be the host?"


    "The host and guests are OK."


    "Why are you suddenly so kind to me? What are your intentions?"


    "No attempt, but friends help each other."


    "Bah! There''s no attempt to lift your pants?"


    "Er..."


    "Yo ~ still blushing? Ha ha! Forget it, I won''t tease you. Thank you! What are your plans next?"


    "After shooting soldier assault, give yourself two months off and study hard, otherwise it won''t look good if you fail at the end of the term."


    "You should have a rest. You''re too tired."


    "Then, starting in June, I will do an original variety show. I will make Zhou Xingxing''s film in the second half of the year."


    "You are so awesome! Hey."


    "Average."


    "Come to Xiangnan to play with me when you have time."


    "What are you playing?"


    "What has the final say? Dislike."


    "Er..."


    "Singing, dancing, drinking and playing mahjong are OK. Eh? What are you thinking? Why are you blushing again?"


    Liang Tian propped her chin and stared at Li Tiezhu with a fake and naive face.


    Li Tiezhu awkwardly wiped his nose: "Oh! What, I have to go."

 Chapter 458

    Li Tiezhu escaped. Girls are terrible. Boys should pay attention to protecting themselves outside alone.


    That night, Li Tiezhu returned to the Hengdian crew.


    The next day, the shooting of soldier assault continued smoothly.


    In the afternoon, the news came that the legal department of Penguin Group, together with the lawyers of Li Tiezhu''s studio, sued a crew named "soldiers attack".


    At this time, Netizens found that the famous Li Shenglong and Li Tianmu were the producer and director of the plagiarized play. Judging from the comparison of some published scripts, plagiarism is certain.


    Soon, Li Shenglong issued a letter of apology on Jiulang Weibo and promised to stop the infringement. The crew of "soldiers attack" was dissolved and bear all due compensation at the same time.


    At the same time, Li Tianmu apologized by tweeting that his selfish behavior had hurt the literary circle, so he withdrew from the circle forever and went to the northwest to plant Haloxylon trees to make up for his inner guilt.


    Netizens generally said that they believed you, but they didn''t win Li Tiezhu.


    Now, everyone knows why Li Tiezhu and Li Tianmu competed to be on the list some time ago. It turned out that they were fighting.


    That''s it. Li Tianmu was nailed to the pillar of shame. The third-generation director Li Shenglong almost lost his reputation, and Li Tiezhu''s soldier assault is even more popular.


    After another month''s hard shooting, the crew of "soldier assault" was killed.


    On Saturday, April 21, the day after the first episode of mushroom house was broadcast, Li Tiezhu packed a small restaurant in Hengdian and invited all the actors and staff to have a green killing banquet.


    Naturally, everyone was drunk.


    Duan Yihong, Zhang Yi, Zhang Qiangqiang and Chen Cheng often toast Li Tiezhu. Speaking of it, these four people''s acting skills have always been very good, but they are not popular. Unexpectedly, only half of the play of soldier assault was broadcast, and they became very popular. Advertising endorsements and new film appointments continued, and their value soared several times or even more than a dozen times.


    These are all thanks to soldier assault.


    Another actor who became popular because of this play is Lu Bo, who plays five sixty-one. He is Li Tiezhu''s teacher. Naturally, it is difficult to toast one after another. There must be some necessary reserve.


    Li Zhixuan''s eyes were red with tears at this time: "Oh, oh... I finally don''t have to go home and inherit my property!"


    Although Wu Zhe, who he plays, has not been officially broadcast, he believes he can be a small fire. Anyway, he is a serious actor with works. Instead of looking for Li Tiezhu, he took sun Xixi and poured it fiercely. He was not comfortable until he vomited the shooter.


    Li Tiezhu was so drunk that he didn''t know how he got back to the hotel.


    When he woke up the next day, he was alone in bed. Sun Xixi lay under the bed. Li Zhixuan fell asleep under the table at the door. After seeing that their clothes were in good condition, Li Tiezhu was relieved.


    "Soldier assault" was finished, but the broadcast continued, and came to the best part.


    In particular, when seeing the dissolution of the seventh company, many viewers lamented. At the same time, they were more worried about Xu Sanduo''s future. But when he was still doing housework, training and even singing, he laughed and got a stomachache. Finally, Gao Cheng''s cry made many people unable to hold their tension any longer and burst into tears.


    Then, Gao Cheng was transferred away and promoted to deputy battalion commander. He wanted to take Xu Sanduo away, but the head refused.


    As a big soldier, Xu Sanduo didn''t even have the qualification to send the company commander. The company commander was picked up by the people sent by the division headquarters. There was only Xu Sanduo''s last soldier left in gangqi company.


    At this time, Xu Sanduo was no longer the coward soldier in the mouth of the company commander, but the soldier king that all top troops wanted.


    But it was such a soldier king, but he became the last soldier left behind by the seventh steel company.


    This makes many viewers can''t bear it, and they can''t figure out why.


    However, the audience will inevitably be moved to see Xu Sanduo still tidy up his internal affairs every day, go out for exercises on time, sing songs and eat. If the seventh steel company needs one person to stay, Xu Sanduo is the most suitable, which is more suitable than Gao Cheng, the company commander.


    The slogan of the steel seventh company, which has been shouted many times, has gradually changed from noisy and ridiculous to the most firm creed and the support of Xu Sanduo''s faith:


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    The fire of the play is not made up of the tears of the little girls. They are still watching their love beans or powdering the little fresh meat of the beautiful men.


    In the north and south of the river, there are many rough men silently staring at the screen and crying, some quietly, some heartbroken.


    Isn''t this comedy at first?


    Li Tiezhu, your uncle!


    So, two brushes, three brushes... Ten brushes are everywhere. Many loyal viewers are veterans or servicemen.


    One day, when CCTV interviewed a border defense force, they followed them through the mountains more than 5000 meters above sea level and slept in the open air, but they were happy. Frostbite, hunger and loneliness could not cause any obstacles to them.


    After patrolling for half a month, as soon as they returned to the camp, the first thing they did was light up the stove, turn on the computer, sit around and watch the replay of soldier assault.


    When the reporter interviewed a 19-year-old soldier why he liked watching soldier assault, he was red with cold and his cracked face was full of smiles:


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up! This is us!"


    "To live is to have meaning, meaning is to live well."


    This scene moved many people. How can there be a quiet time? But someone is carrying the weight for you.


    It can be said that "soldier assault" gradually, is no longer a simple popular TV series, its profound and positive social impact is its most fundamental strength.


    Another week, Xu Sanduo refused his father''s request to take him back and chose to turn to volunteer. He was used to and liked it here.


    After that, Xu Sanduo, Wu 61 and Cheng Cai participated in the top soldier trial of the whole division. The audience was full of expectations for Li Tiezhu''s future again. He will certainly enter the special forces!


    However, when Gao Cheng, a hypothetical enemy, found the disguise of a veteran of the seventh company, he couldn''t bear to let him be eliminated and pretended to drive around as if nothing had happened.


    The veteran behind him sat up stubbornly, hesitated for a while, made his laser target smoke and eliminated it.


    Gao Cheng drove back and left with the silent soldier.


    At this moment, the audience finally understood the pride of the soldiers of the seventh steel company and the arrogance of Gao Chengzhi on weekdays.


    Finally, the audience got their wish. Xu Sanduo entered the a brigade and became the top of the team after many setbacks.


    On June 2, the last episode of soldier assault was broadcast.


    A confrontation play began. The picture returned to the beginning of the first episode. Xu Sanduo fell from a high altitude. But in the end, Xu Sanduo rescued Wu Zhe and Chengcai and helped group a turn defeat into victory, and Yuan Lang invited Chengcai to join group a again.


    Cheng Cai and Li Tiezhu hugged each other and burst into tears. Then, the whole film was over.


    It''s Saturday.


    Li Tiezhu''s studio was brightly lit and the huge conference room was full of cheers.


    Zhang Xiaomeng, Li Tiezhu, song Zhuer, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, Li Zhixuan, sun Xixi and others are all here, waiting to witness the miracle.


    Last night''s penultimate episode, the audience rating of soldier assault has reached more than 90 million, creating a new high. It depends on whether it can make another success tonight!


    No matter higher or lower, "soldier assault" has created an almost unshakable viewing miracle.


    In this new era of chaotic flowers and charming eyes, it is a great miracle to almost double the viewing record under the impact of mobile network, small video and fragmented entertainment.


    Everyone on the crew of soldiers assault is a hero, but the biggest hero is the loyal audience.


    After the initial cheering, everyone calmed down again, because in ten minutes, there will be roughly broadcast data.


    Wait, wait, wait, wait. Pine and bamboo are impatient. The news finally comes.


    Zhang Xiaomeng took his mobile phone and his voice trembled with excitement: "two TV stations, one live broadcasting platform, the total broadcast volume is 103 million. Cow! We broke 100 million! The first and only TV series broke 100 million!"


    Cheers and screams rang out again.


    Li Tiezhu was very calm. He got the reward of the system again.


    [Ding! Branch line task, military theme drama task completed, the maximum live broadcast volume is 100 million, the intelligence value is 200 points, and the advanced singing skill is rewarded.]


    Two hundred?


    Is this too deep?


    Li Tiezhu can''t believe it. This is the most reward he has received from the dog system.


    Coupled with the previous record sales and the reward of breaking 10000 points in music achievement, "deposit" should not be too rich. Obtain the medal of "showing your edge", reward 30 intelligence points and open the prop mall LV1.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s data is now particularly luxurious, from luxury to luxury.


    Current intelligence: 95 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 305 points.


    Music Achievement: 12142 points.


    Variety achievement: 5941 points.


    Film and television achievements: 8298 points.


    Tiktok: 88 million 110 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 98%.


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: obedience symbol x3


    Li Tiezhu focused on checking the props mall. Different from the works of art such as selling songs and movies in the system mall, the props in the props mall are actually physical, but there are not many goods, and they are also very expensive.


    Peace Symbol: 55 points.


    Charm Ring: 88 points.


    Lucky wristband: 66 points.


    There is only one of these goods, but if you buy it, you won''t have it. The effect is also very single. Like the name, the increase effect can only be said to be general, but it is always better than none.


    Li Tiezhu directly bought two, a peace charm and a charm ring. He spent 143 intelligence points and 160 remaining intelligence points.


    This was bought for songzhu''er and lengba. He also knew that this kind of prop had limited effect on himself. After all, he was a systematic person. The real advantage was that he could bring a certain aura to others.


    Songzhu''er and lengba paid the most to Li Tiezhu and suffered great "harm". Their career was greatly impacted by Li Tiezhu.

 Chapter 459

    When Li Tiezhu regained his consciousness, the hot pot had been boiling hot, and his bowl was full of vegetables brought by bamboo. Hot pot in summer is also... Very cool!


    The hotter the weather is, the better it is to eat hot pot. If you turn on the air conditioner and drink cold beer, you will have a ghost.


    Everyone is already in full swing. Wang Xiaokai steps on the table and shares wine with Wu Lei. Li Zhixuan and shooter are discussing the planning of Li Tiezhu''s new variety show. Sun Xixi is in charge of planning and directing. Li Zhixuan also wants to follow suit.


    Zhang Xiaomeng and song Zhuer are discussing how to advertise Li Tiezhu''s new program and try to make it known to everyone.


    However, so far, the form and structure of variety shows have not been fully developed.


    Li Tiezhu has been in a daze in the system, and everyone ignored him. He just thought he was happy with the sudden good data.


    So far, Li Tiezhu has rested for more than a month. He has no work, no notice, and no variety show. This is a rare month of leisure since his debut. This month, he made up for many courses left behind during filming at school, and his grades also rose sharply.


    In the middle, he took time to go back to Shudu and took a look at the six-month-old iron egg.


    In the next month, he had nothing to do except prepare for the new variety show, which was set before.


    At this time, after eating the beef and belly in the bowl, Li Tiezhu put a duck intestines in the pot and said, "talk about the new variety show, brother Meng, how''s the plan?"


    When everyone heard Li Tiezhu speak, they became quiet.


    Zhang Xiaomeng said: "the production and broadcasting plan has been determined. The video will be broadcast live by Donghai satellite TV and penguin at the same time. Our studio invests 60%, Penguin 20%, Oriental satellite TV 10%, and the remaining 10%. Your three roommates and sun Xixi insist on taking shares."


    Li Tiezhu: "what chaos do they follow?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "we''re helping you support the market! Only when we look up to you can we invest in you."


    Wu Lei: "it''s mainly because we found that we can make money."


    Wang Xiaokai went to le Wu Lei''s neck again: "big tongue plays with your paralysis. If you can''t speak, you can''t open your mouth!"


    Li Tiezhu: "forget the three of you, shooter. Do you have money to invest? How much is your salary in soldier assault?"


    Sun Xi smiled: "I borrowed another million from the hammer."


    Li Zhixuan: "laugh, I''m rich."


    Li Tiezhu is also speechless. However, he can feel everyone''s kindness. This feeling does not exist in the circle, that is, only in the school.


    The variety show this time is a big investment, comparable to front-line variety shows such as unlimited challenge, gallop bar and mushroom house. The production cost is also very high. The preliminary plan is 100 million, including production cost, travel expenses, star announcement fee, etc. Of course, after getting sponsors and receiving advertisements, there will be a small amount of profit. However, in the first quarter of a variety show, the sponsorship fee and advertising fee are usually limited, so the first quarter usually loses money.


    And Wang Xiaokai, who has invested ten percent of their investment, provided ten million awesome support.


    After all, no one''s money came from the wind.


    Li Tiezhu had to acquiesce. He did know that before a variety show made achievements, it was not easy to get investment, advertising and sponsorship.


    He asked again, "what about the program type and scheme?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "at present, there are three plans, and the specific one has not been finalized. The first is a paramilitary program based on soldier assault, highlighting the selling points of tough men and men. The second is similar to infinite challenge The third one is more biased. It''s what sun Xixi and Li Zhixuan think. What''s the theme of survival in the wilderness? "


    Li Tiezhu ate the cooked duck intestines and said, "I''m the first to give up. I don''t want to consume soldier assault. I think it''s suspected of bundling sales. If we don''t respect our works, how can others respect them?"


    Matsushita: "I agree."


    Sun Xixi: "yes. It''s everyone''s hard work. It''s so awesome to shoot. When it''s used as a variety show gimmick, we always feel that we can''t think of fun variety shows. The theme of wilderness is very good!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng turned his eyes: "what''s good? Isn''t it just because you put forward the plan? Finally, the copyright of soldier assault has been sold to penguin. He is our largest investor and has priority to buy the copyright."


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "are they going to do the variety show of soldier assault?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "it''s the game copyright! Isn''t chicken eating a popular game recently? Penguin is going to build a chicken eating game on the mobile phone, so it pays attention to the IP of soldier assault. Apart from the traffic brought by these four words, it''s not their original or fake game that can achieve it."


    Now, when Zhang Xiaomeng talks about penguins, he has begun to talk about you.


    Li Tiezhu can''t help it. It''s no use holding the game copyright in his hand. It''s also necessary to sell it to the studio and prepare to make a film at the end of the year. So, just sell it. It is said that the price is good, and there are late dividends, although not much.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the game belongs to the game! If it''s a variety show, I like the third scheme. In fact, sun Xixi passed it to me before. However, it was a little too like a mushroom house at the beginning, so I didn''t agree immediately. I think it''s OK to change the scheme and make more innovation."


    Zhang Xiaomeng nodded, Li Tiezhu has the final say, after all, he has more say in this variety of art.


    At this time, Li Zhixuan said, "I''ll think of it for you. We''ll play bigger than the mushroom house! You take the guests to survive in the wilderness and build your own house from scratch. After each season''s competition, the house will be used as a program asset, open to the outside world in the form of field apartment, and you can make money!"


    Li Tiezhu is a little excited.


    Sun Xixi added: "you can stay in all the play methods in the program, keep a group of staff, receive the tourists in each period, reduce the difficulty and let them experience. This is not more fun than taking photos in tourism? Moreover, you are the brand of our wilderness apartment, and the price is set to be higher!"


    When it comes to making money, Li Tiezhu is full of spirit: "this is good, this is good! Let''s do it like this. Brother Meng is responsible for pulling sponsors and advertisers. Give the plan to shooter and hammer. I can''t see that hammer has a brain!"


    Li Zhixuan said coldly, "I''m kidding. I''m Dr. Wu Zhe. I''m not Xu Sanduo''s fool. This program needs to be done well. I''m also a remote planner."


    Wu Lei: "and me!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "and me! We are all investors, and we still have some power. Shooter, you can pull a group at that time, just the four of us. After the program starts, we are specially responsible for giving ideas to abuse Li Tiezhu."


    Wu Lei: "yes... I''m the best at abusing people."


    Wang Xiaokai: "that''s right! You abused the old aunt."


    Wu Lei: "are you special..."


    The two wrestled again.


    Here, sun Xixi was quite moved: "I suddenly had a bold idea."


    Li Tiezhu was a little afraid: "no, you don''t!"


    Sun Xixi ignored Li Tiezhu and turned to talk to Li Zhixuan. They said one thing to you and one to me. Gradually, both of them showed an extremely obscene smile.


    Li Tiezhu hated the cold and said silently, "don''t fool around. You''ve made a joke."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said: "I think it''s good. Everyone is young and more active and novel than those career planners. Maybe this is the biggest competitive advantage of our program!"


    Songzhuer said, "I don''t care about the others. I think I can make up my mind."


    The people immediately turned their mouths and looked at songzhu''er with wrong eyes.


    Sun Xixi: "bamboo son, don''t. If you go, you''ll become a mom and pop shop. It''s boring."


    Songzhuer said, "I''m not going. It''s a cruel program. I don''t like it. I recommend two guests. I''m sure it''s appropriate."


    Li Tiezhu felt guilty and liked the abused guests. Hey, hey... Isn''t it good?


    Song Zhuer said, "Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao."


    Everyone was stunned.


    Wu Lei asked, "who is Zheng Yanzi?"


    Li Zhixuan said, "the beautiful tennis girl Zheng Yanzi and Li Tiezhu are at the same table. She, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are classmates. This combination is actually very interesting!"


    Wu Lei quickly took out his mobile phone to search, and then said, "Wow, it''s so beautiful, isn''t it? Just be ten years older."


    Wang Xiaokai: "drink! Bah!"


    Songzhuer said: "the three of them are the best partners. It would be better if Yanzi could get good results in the French Open. It must be all her reports at that time. Come back to our program."


    Li Tiezhu: "let''s make a decision first. I''ll ask them later. Finally, is there any good way to publicize?"


    As soon as Wang Xiaokai patted the table, he stood up: "it goes without saying that you and I, big tongue play and hammer. We four groups go to impose all iron and blood sanctions on infinite challenges, gallop bar and mushroom house! Alas, we not only abuse them in blood, but also advertise on the program!"


    Wu Lei: "this Sao! I like it."


    Li Tiezhu: "I think so."


    Li Zhixuan worried: "what if we are abused?"¡°


    Li Tiezhu smiled contemptuously: "if it was an unlimited challenge in the past, I would still be afraid of him. Now that sun Lei, Fang Bo and Huang Sanshi are gone, what should I be afraid of? Rest assured! Win! Run, not to mention. Mushroom house is more difficult. This is not a confrontational program, but we can use our talent to abuse them. Do you have talent?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I can cook!"


    Wu Lei: "I can do farm work and make bamboo baskets."


    Li Zhixuan: "I... Have money."


    ¡°HE!TUI~¡±


    In short, the iron and blood sanctions plan has been set. Although it is a little hasty and doesn''t respect the main players of those programs, what bad thoughts can young people have?


    We just want to step on you to promote the new program.


    Zhang Xiaomeng worried: "one program is OK. If you step on three programs in a row, do you think others are stupid? Can you be vigilant in the later programs? Will you make trouble?"


    PS: thanks to Wang Li, a book friend, for his plot suggestions. As we all know, I always write books by crowdfunding

 Chapter 460

    A group of people looked at Zhang Xiaomeng like a fool. They didn''t speak for a long time, making Zhang Xiaomeng hair straight.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "what... What''s the matter?"


    Sun Xixi Tucao: "you make complaints about not a fake broker?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "what''s the matter? I''ll consider it for you and put forward the feasibility of this plan."


    Li Zhixuan said, "don''t you know that variety shows are recorded and broadcast? Generally, the recording time is one month earlier than the broadcasting time, at least 20 days. We step on it one by one, and it will be over in a week. They can''t even cut out the first edition. Who can react?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng''s face was red: "yes... Feel shy."


    Wu Lei has always been obscene. He licked his lips: "hey hey, as long as we are fast enough, the news can''t catch up with us. After we have recorded three programs, they can''t let go. Besides, what''s the big deal between winning and losing?"


    Wang Xiaokai is also a variety artist. He is more practical: "the biggest problem now is how to ensure that the four of us go to the program together. I''m afraid they have found someone in advance."


    Matsushita: "unlimited challenge is no problem. We have people. Lengba and brother Yue are here."


    Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu blushed slightly.


    Songzhu''er said, "there''s no problem with the mushroom house. It was agreed last year that Tiezhu and I would go and take you three with us. It''s estimated that it''s difficult to get the announcement fee."


    Wang Xiaokai: "the announcement fee is a fart. We just need to form a team! Just go."


    Wu Lei: "then there''s only" gallop bar ", brother Meng. It''s up to you. Some of our agents will contact you. You can help us talk. The price can be very low. Give them a gimmick. Nortel 315 brothers vs. gallop bar brothers, it''s also good!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng nodded. He knew that with the current heat of these people, the problem was not too big.


    Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are all popular fried chicken, and Li Zhixuan suddenly caught fire because of Wu Zhe''s corner. Many people call him Heiniu and Li richen, and his acting skills are also widely valued. There are many film appointments. He is too busy to sign in to penguin culture.


    A group of people chatted more and more vigorously, eating and drinking more and more freely.


    ¡­¡­


    June 18, Dragon Boat Festival.


    Li Tiezhu took his family back to his hometown. This time, he went back to see the repaired primary school. In fact, Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. He just paid money. The specific operations were operated by Uncle Gu Dale''s team. He just came to pass.


    Before he came back, he also contacted Gu Dale.


    This time he went to remote mountainous areas to do a new variety show. After the program, he will donate two or three more schools in the name of the program and invite Gu Dale''s team to do it. Gu Dale fully agreed to this.


    Li Fugui supports Li Tiezhu to do charity. His thought is very simple. Anyway, with his idea, Li Tiezhu can''t spend all the money he makes anyway. Why keep it?


    However, on the way home after visiting the school, Li Fugui was still a little depressed: "what''s wrong with the shit place? It''s a waste of money. Those on the basketball court waste more money. Students should study hard."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t know. Anyway, I just pay. The people who repair the school are the people of Xiangjiang star Gu Dale, who are the actors of your favorite TV dramas" looking for Qin Ji "and" divine carving "


    Old man Li suddenly changed his words: "he repaired it? I said, just to get it. Xiangjiang stars are educated. Students should develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically and laboriously in an all-round way. Well, they should also pay attention to hygiene."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes and didn''t intend to compete with him. The old man was famous for his double standard, which was reliable.


    After staying at home for two days, Li Tiezhu flew from Shudu to Paris, France.


    Yes, it''s France.


    Instead of going to the film festival, he went to the tennis match.


    In order to make him less disturbed, the brokerage company booked him first class and wanted to provide him with an interpreter. Li Tiezhu refused, and songzhuer was with him.


    Zheng Yanzi entered the top four of the French Open for the first time and specially invited Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer to watch her game.


    After the plane took off, Li Tiezhu said, "I hope she can win the championship."


    Songzhuer said, "the champion is very difficult. Do you know why she can be in the top eight and the top four this time?"


    "Why?"


    "Hum! Because Williams withdrew from the game due to injury."


    "You... Also have a certain reason!"


    "It''s very reasonable. Xiong Er is most afraid of power players. Xiaowei is just like a male athlete. How to play?"


    "However, I heard that there is only one top ten in the top four."


    "But the remaining two are power."


    "Well, I don''t understand..."


    They talked for a while, and songzhuer fell asleep. Li Tiezhu asked the stewardess for a blanket to cover songzhuer.


    Songzhuer flew over from Kyoto and took off with Li Tiezhu in Paris. It was very tired.


    Holding songzhuer''s hand, Li Tiezhu felt a little guilty.


    From the side, you can see the diamond shaped metal safety symbol hanging around the neck in the bamboo collar. It has a very strange shape and pattern.


    This is what Li Tiezhu bought from the props mall. For song Zhuer, what he wants most is peace. After all, the goods often fight.


    Another charm ring worth 88 intelligence is for lengba. I haven''t seen her yet.


    Thinking about things, Li Tiezhu suddenly heard a crooked fruit woman humming on his left. He was so irritable. Did he have some quality? Didn''t you see my girlfriend sleeping?


    But when he listened carefully, Li Tiezhu was stunned.


    "The dirty woman is also silver. The hole in her heart is ancient, and the water is wordy. Move the house waist, waist, and there are bags in the building..."


    This pronunciation is no one!


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head and looked at the man carefully. A real ghost girl, how can she sing this song?


    I can''t help it. It''s my fans. Bear it.


    At least he sings very quietly. I''m afraid he''s embarrassed to sing loudly. It''s embarrassing.


    After a while, the song was changed to: "friends, listen to the truth. Listen to me sing thirteen kisses. What''s wordy is big happy words, my buddies..."


    Li Tiezhu covers his face. Dare you? Is this black powder?


    The flight to Paris took 19 hours. Li Tiezhu was bored first. He took out his mobile phone and played stand-alone games. He heard another cry next door.


    He looked for prestige. He saw the ghost girl crying at the mobile phone screen, and her makeup was spent.


    Li Tiezhu looks at the screen again, good guy! Soldiers'' assault the situation when Li Tiezhu was assigned to class 5.


    "Hello? Hello? Howl, doodle, doodle? Ah, wook?"


    I can''t help it. Li Tiezhu wants to ask her if she has a mental problem, but he can''t speak too complicated English.


    The ghost girl looked up blankly and rubbed her eyes: "GAHA? What''s wrong!"


    It smells like a piece of cake.


    That''s easy.


    Li Tiezhu said, "please keep your voice down. My girlfriend is sleeping."


    The ghost girl frowned, turned around, and then suddenly gave herself an ear, and then turned back: "ah! It''s a living! Ian perra Lee! Emma, I finally saw a living one today. It''s hard to say anything. Iron pillar, you must sign for me and take a group photo."


    Li Tiezhu''s accent was suddenly biased: "no, old sister, where''s your GAHA? Chinese silver?"


    Ghost guy sister: "sister, I''m medyinmi imperialism. That''s what. I like you when I come to northeast province to sneak snow. You say it''s not... Fate!"


    Li Tiezhu: "skiing? What are you doing?"


    "Slip the snow and go to school. I went to Paris to see my aunt. She said she fell on bolenggaier. She''s getting old and serious. It''s estimated that she didn''t just reveal her skin. It''s not good to have her limbs amputated. But there are direct flights in northeast province these days. What''s the matter? Don''t you come to Shudu for a transfer? I thought WOW! It''s a good thing. I can still meet you on the plane. Do you have a group photo?"


    "Photo! Photo..."


    The ghost girl is so enthusiastic that she can''t refuse.


    After taking a group photo and signing, the ghost sister wanted to bash Li Tiezhu again. Li Tiezhu forced her away.


    The ghost girl was so sorry that she wiped her mouth: "Oh, my God! The sneak attack was unsuccessful! Oh! I''m so lucky. Thanks to my aunt''s amputation!"


    Li Tiezhu said nothing: "don''t talk nonsense, aunt doesn''t have to amputate."


    "Yes, I''m crow mouth!"


    "You''re very smooth in Northeast China. How long have you been here?"


    "Isn''t it? It''s been less than a year. They all say I have language talent. I also play sketches in school. Hey! That guy, that battle, gongs, drums and firecrackers..."


    Ghost guy sister is talkative. Li Tiezhu is embarrassed to stop the topic. He thought to himself, your northeast dialect is so smooth. Why did you sing that pronunciation just now? Oh, yes! Northeast dialect pronunciation!


    Li Tiezhu said again, "why did you come to China?"


    Ghost guy sister: "because of you! You don''t say wow, since the summer before last year, you called a fire in the rice imperialism, gongs and drums... No. It''s red through half the sky, yellow rubber shoes and Capri pants, serious singer Li Tiezhu, popular with thousands of girls. For a time, streets and alleys competed to imitate!"


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed. He knew he was popular abroad, but he didn''t expect to be so fierce.


    GUI Laomei said again, "and your national style songs have made the decadent young people of MI imperialism refreshing! It''s like the sound of nature, my mother! So I made up my mind to come to China. Many of my friends have come!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Very good, very good! Study hard and strive to be a useful person to the society."


    GUI Laomei: "that''s right. When I graduate, I''ll contribute to the new journey of building a modern society!"


    "Don''t go back to America?"


    "Don''t go back first. When the time is ripe, go back and overthrow imperialism!"


    "Er..."


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. This kind of person is deep well ice!


    However, their conversation attracted the attention of other passengers. Many people asked for information and took pictures with Li Tiezhu. They also chattered endlessly. GUI Laomei was on the side as an interpreter.


    To Li Tiezhu''s surprise, more than half of the people present knew him, heard his songs and saw his movies.


    But also, it''s not surprising that foreign tourists know that this is a plane taking off from China.


    Unexpectedly, before Li Tiezhu got off the plane and left the airport, he was recognized by many foreigners and greeted him one after another:


    "Aenpera Lee."


    On the contrary, it is the pine and bamboo children around Li Tiezhu, who no one knows.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help thinking that there was something wrong with the world!

 Chapter 461

    "CCTV, CCTV! Good evening, audience friends. This is the French Open women''s singles semi-final broadcast live by the sports channel. The two sides are American young player Stephens and our Chinese young player Zheng Yanzi. Today, Li Xiaona, who once won the Australian Open women''s singles championship, explained the game with me!"


    On the screen of CCTV5, there is a red tennis court. Two figures, one black and one white, are warming up and serving on the court.


    The commentator said: "Although they are young players, there is a big age gap between the two players. Stephens is known as little Williams second. She is 25 years old and ranks 22nd in the world. Our player Zheng Yanzi is only 19 years old this year, but he has reached the finals of the four major open tennis tournaments for several consecutive years. This is a great achievement. Her current ranking She is 47th. Although she is a little behind her opponent, we still firmly believe that she will not be intimidated by strong enemies. What do you think of Xiao na? "


    Li Xiaona has always been forthright: "I don''t think much! Yanzi must win. As we all know, Yanzi has been eliminated by Xiaowei several times. Therefore, if she can''t even beat Stephens after years of hard training, she will never beat Xiaowei, and the champion will always be a fantasy."


    "But Chinese players can''t compete with black players. The other side is known as little Williams II."


    "We are also known as Oriental Sharapova!"


    "That''s because it''s beautiful."


    "No! It''s strength! Beauty is also a kind of strength. Opponents will be jealous, really! Man, I don''t know. Anyway, every time I meet Sharapova, I''m very excited. It''s like killing her, but I''m always impetuous."


    "Ha ha, Xiao Na is so humorous. Ah! We saw that Yanzi specially wore a big red wrist guard today, which has never been seen before. I hope red can bring her luck!"


    Just then, the game began. Zheng Yanzi threw away the towel, took the tennis racket and went on the stage. At the same time, she raised her left hand and kissed the red wrist guard.


    Commentary: "it seems to be a meaningful wrist guard. I haven''t seen it before. Has Xiaona ever had similar items before?"


    Li Xiaona: "yes! Beat my husband if you lose, kiss my husband if you win."


    Commentary: "er... OK! Let''s look at this ball. The first game is Zheng Yanzi''s serve."


    Roland Garros stadium is full today. After all, it is a semi-final.


    Many Chinese fans also came to the scene, most Chinese or foreign students, holding banners to cheer Zheng Yanzi.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer were submerged in the excited audience. They were also very nervous. They were afraid that Zheng Yanzi would lose again. Before the game, Zheng Yanzi was not in good condition.


    She is a little anxious, as the media said, because Stephens has the title of Xiaowei II, which makes her more stressed. She is unwilling to lose to Xiaowei, and it is even more unacceptable to lose to Stephens, even if the other party is ranked higher than her.


    The ups and downs in mentality make Zheng Yanzi''s training and competitive state fluctuate greatly.


    Last night, when I went to see Zheng Yanzi, after learning about his situation, Li Tiezhu secretly bought the last commodity in the system mall, a lucky wrist guard worth 66 points, and gave it to Zheng Yanzi in front of songzhuer.


    At that time, song Zhuer joked: "yo ~ I''ve been running around with you all day and night. I didn''t know you had quietly prepared gifts!"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. He bought it temporarily in the system. What should I say?


    Zheng Yanzi said, "why? Are you jealous? What kind of zoo do you open?"


    Songzhuer turned and hugged Zheng Yanzi: "when will you join the organization?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "get out!"


    The game was very anxious, and songzhuer was so anxious that she shouted, but when the game began again, she could only keep quiet.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. He only knew that it was a win-win game in three sets. Two hours later, the total score was one to one.


    The third inning reached the sixth inning, and the score was 3-2.


    According to Matsushita, Stephens broke Zheng Yanzi''s service game with a strong return of the ball, and this game is Stephens''s service game, which is called the service winning game. If Stephens wins this game, she will win 2-1 to advance.


    Stephens''s powerful serve made Zheng Yanzi tired of parrying. The quality of receiving the ball was not high, and soon fell two points, 0-30.


    Lose one more ball and you''ll lose.


    Fortunately, the wrist guard effect appeared at the critical moment, and Stephens almost sent out an ace ball. Zheng Yanzi tried her best to block the ball with only a racket, but the flight path of the ball was very low and it was about to fall into the net. However, the tennis ball jumped on the net and turned over.


    Zheng Yanzi, who struggled to get a point, raised her hand and signaled her sorry.


    The game continued. After that, Stephens''s service quality was not very good. Zheng Yanzi succeeded in a straight line. Finally, Zheng Yanzi broke the last game, 3-3, and entered the seventh game.


    Zheng Yanzi ate half a banana, took a drink, listened to the coach''s guidance, nodded and walked back. Then, she waved her fist to a place on the stand with a firm expression.


    Close ups also captured her movements.


    Narrator: "Yanzi seems to be interacting with the audience. Oh! It''s songzhuer! She used to go to Yanzi''s competition, oh, and Li Tiezhu."


    Li Xiaona said: "with the support of two good friends, I believe Yanzi can be more brave! At this time, it''s about courage and change. After all, everyone''s physical strength has reached the bottom. Now it''s time for the bayonet to become popular. You must bite your teeth and stick to the Lord!"


    Narrator: "yes! The competition is too tense. Let''s talk about the aside and relax. I believe many people don''t know. In fact, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi are high school classmates and still at the same table. It is said that they have a good relationship..."


    Li Xiaona: "but I heard that Li Tiezhu always bullies Yanzi."


    "Ah?"


    "In the past, when she was training, Yanzi was still young. She always complained that her deskmate bullied her. It was Li Tiezhu."


    "Er... I didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu would bully people if he was so honest? It should be a misunderstanding?"


    "Then I don''t know. I know Yanzi seems to hate him."


    "It may be better later, children. The other one, songzhuer, often went to Yanzi''s rice net competition when he was studying in the United States, and they became friends. What''s more amazing is that the two friends who later became Yanzi''s boyfriend and girlfriend. It''s also... Coincidentally, they became books!"


    Li Xiaona: "but I still think Li Tiezhu and Yanzi are a better match."


    Commentator: "er... Didn''t you just say that they had a bad relationship? How do you want me to answer?"


    Li Xiaona: "just chatting. Don''t care too much. The game starts. Grab the seventh. The most important thing is momentum! Yanzi, come on."


    Zheng Yanzi worked very hard, but it was still not satisfactory.


    Ten minutes later, Zheng Yanzi fell behind 2:5.


    It was Zheng Yanzi''s turn to serve. She adjusted her breathing and forced herself to get excited, but her physical strength was overdrawn.


    When it comes to serving, the audience is quiet. This is the basic quality of watching tennis.


    However, a voice shouted, "send her backhand! Backhand!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand the rules. He shouted directly in the stands. Pine and bamboo couldn''t pull it.


    The global live broadcast focused on Li Tiezhu.


    No matter the audience at the scene or in front of the TV, the first reaction is, who is this? So no quality?


    Look again!


    Oh~


    Ian perra Lee? Miss Li is wordy and free!


    At the scene, the originally despised audience laughed when they saw the cry of the intersection of aenpera Lee on the big screen.


    Some even shouted:


    "Aenpera Lee!"


    That''s the treatment for international superstars, isn''t it?


    Zheng Yanzi was stunned, then smiled, turned the racket in her hand over and walked in the direction of Li Tiezhu, which means, you can come!


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Li Tiezhu finally sat down bitterly.


    Commentator: "this... Is also too anxious for friends. I can''t blame Li Tiezhu for not understanding the rules."


    Li Xiaona: "Li Tiezhu just doesn''t understand the rules. What''s there to explain? But what''s the matter? Once born and twice cooked! Make a mountain out of a molehill. Look how Yanzi plays the ball! Do you have a strong midline? Hey! Backhand..."


    "Good ball! Backhand sneak attack, successful score."


    "Li Tiezhu... Meritorious service."


    Zheng Yanzi, who scored, also smiled, shook her head and pointed at Li Tiezhu in the stands.


    Li Tiezhu replied with an OK gesture.


    Commentator: "this is probably the legendary crosstalk tennis! Ha ha! Whether Yanzi wins or loses, she deserves our respect. After all, she is only 19 years old. She is far from reaching the peak in terms of physical strength, technology and experience. The future can be expected..."


    Li Xiaona sings the opposite tune every day: "wait until you lose. I hope she wins!"


    Sure enough, Zheng Yanzi''s second serve forced her opponent to make a mistake. She smashed directly on the Internet and scored.


    These two balls gave Zheng Yanzi a momentum. She scored continuously in the two rounds of the opponent''s service, and soon the score came to 6-5.


    Zheng Yanzi scored a point, and she served the ball.


    As long as you score, you win.


    Match point!


    After two shots, Zheng Yanzi looked at Li Tiezhu on the stand, and Li Tiezhu raised his right hand.


    Zheng Yanzi nodded.


    Songzhuer said, "what are you doing? What if you lose?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s my responsibility to lose. She has less pressure."


    "Eh! Disgusting."


    "What''s wrong with you? What''s wrong with me?"


    "Bah!"


    "Psycho!"


    "Slightly."


    Bang¡ª¡ª


    A powerful serve, Zheng Yanzi served directly from a large angle on the right sideline.


    Stephens couldn''t catch up and didn''t catch the ball.


    Referee: "out!"


    Zheng Yanzi immediately raised her hand to challenge eagle eye.


    Soon, the result of the challenge came out. One tenth of the ball was pressed on the sideline. Zheng Yanzi scored and beat Stephens 7-5 to advance to the finals.


    On the stand, the Chinese audience suddenly went crazy.


    Songzhu''er also jumped up and shouted. Li Tiezhu thought, this lucky wrist guard seems to be really useful.


    Zheng Yanzi directly knelt on the ground and cried. Then she kissed the red wrist guard again and wiped her tears to shake hands with her opponent and the referee. She won.


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 Chapter 462

    After winning, Zheng Yanzi and her coach came to the post game press conference. Reporters at home and abroad were very interested in Zheng Yanzi, because her victory, no matter from what point of view, was a surprise. In fact, when she reached the top four, she was already a dark horse among the dark horses.


    Therefore, reporters threw various questions at Zheng Yanzi, but Zheng Yanzi responded very calmly.


    "Lucky? Yes! This game was very difficult. Of course, there were lucky factors because the opponent was very strong. But I don''t think I won by luck. Winning requires luck, but without strength and perseverance, I can''t get the favor of the goddess of luck."


    "Champion? Of course! The goal of every contestant is the champion, otherwise? Is it for a walk?"


    "This is not big talk. If I don''t have confidence in myself, I don''t have to play the game the day after tomorrow."


    "Who told you that the Chinese people are modest? We have never been modest. We have been proud for 5000 years."


    "The yellow people have an advantage in the clay field, and the strength of the black players doesn''t work here, because the clay is very soft, and we have stronger endurance than the white people. I don''t think I''m at a disadvantage in the competition the day after tomorrow."


    In addition to foreign journalists, domestic journalists also have a lot of problems, and... Very biased.


    "How to explain to the fans when I lose the next game? What do I need to explain to them? Kneel down and apologize? Do I owe them? Do I beg them to like me? I rely on my strength to play my game. If I lose, I''m not strong enough. If I win, I''m happy. Who do I need to explain to?"


    "Songzhuer and Li Tiezhu are my good friends. I invited them to the game. Of course, they bought their own tickets. They are so rich."


    "Li Tiezhu asked me to play the backhand ball? It''s just good luck. He plays tennis in general."


    "You say this wrist guard? Li Tiezhu gave it to me and said it could bring me good luck. If I win tomorrow, I will wear it all the time. If I lose... I will give it back to Li Tiezhu and let him discount."


    After the interview, Zheng Yanzi packed up her things and prepared to leave.


    At the same time, outside the venue, Li Tiezhu and Songzhu were entangled by several crooked fruit reporters. I don''t know how these sports reporters did the work of gossip reporters. Li Tiezhu always felt strange when he heard the problem translated by song Zhuer.


    "Come to Europe for development? What do you want to develop? Your food is terrible. I''m not used to it."


    "I know I have many fans here. If you like me, you can go to China."


    "Concert in Europe? You don''t understand my singing."


    "Hollywood? Their movies are getting worse and worse. Why should I go there? The water flows to the lower place and people go to the higher place."


    "I''m blind about the ball. I can''t play tennis."


    After the match, Zheng Yanzi''s victory in Stephens''s tiktok final was spread throughout the country. Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi were in the crosstalk tennis match, and the fire was particularly loud in the jogs. Li Tiezhu himself forwarded the video and then matched the words.


    "There is no grass where the iron pillar passes!"


    Therefore, almost the whole network knew about Zheng Yanzi''s entry into the French Open final, and the attention suddenly burst, which also led to the super high ratings during the live broadcast of the final.


    On the third day, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the stadium again to watch Zheng Yanzi play.


    Zheng Yanzi performed bravely and won the French Open women''s singles championship by winning two sets, 2-0. This is also her first Grand Slam champion in her career.


    In fact, the game was not as easy as the score display. The score was very tight. The two sides broke each other and fought very anxiously. However, several unforced mistakes of rival harlep at the critical moment directly sent Zheng Yanzi to the champion podium.


    When Zheng Yanzi raised the Langlang cup, she shed excited tears again, but with a smile on her face.


    CCTV commentators were excited and incoherent: "historic breakthrough! This is the youngest clay champion in history! China''s first French Open champion... No, the second French Open champion, the first is Li Xiaona around me. Xiaona, what do you think of Yanzi''s performance today?"


    Li Xiaona: "she showed her highest level, but her opponent made too many mistakes. Therefore, although she won the championship, Yanzi still needs to work harder. Of course, she is only 19 years old and will be very beautiful in the future. The strength of tennis players will rise greatly from 20 to 25 years old, and she can win more champions in the future!"


    After the game, when the reporter asked Zheng Yanzi if she would take advantage of the victory and join Wimbledon a month later, Zheng Yanzi gave a negative answer.


    "No! At present, I only train hard ground and clay ground, but I haven''t seriously trained grass, because I''m still at school and I don''t have enough training time. Therefore, I won''t go to Wimbledon this year, and I''ll go in two years."


    "Rest! Prepare for the final exam, and then... Take part in a variety show to relax and make some more money."


    "I''m not short of money, but I like money! Don''t you like it? How lovely small money is."


    "Not to the first issue, but to participate in a new program of Li Tiezhu in the first season. I have a general understanding of it. It''s quite interesting."


    "You know, I won the French Open Championship with a bonus of 1.5 million euros. I have to pay a lot of taxes, and only got more than 900000 euros. I can earn so much in one season. I''m not tired. Why not go?"


    "Sports stars are also stars! Why can''t I go to the variety show? I don''t have fewer fans than songzhuer? Just a lot more! Just rely on her? She''s still young. Hum ~"


    "I don''t know the name of the variety show, but there will be news soon."


    "Are you happy to win the championship? I''m not happy. I cry? How did you become a reporter? Are you Spanish journalists so incompetent?"


    "Xiao Wei didn''t come. What does it have to do with me winning the championship?"


    "Yes, she beat me and cried. Many people beat me and cried. Li Tiezhu beat me and cried."


    "I''ve always been crying! Can''t I play tennis? Should I go to jail?"


    Then, hot search has:


    First: Zheng Yanzi won the French Open


    Second: Li Tiezhu cries Zheng yanzi


    Third: Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi create a new variety show


    After the victory, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer didn''t force Zheng Yanzi to treat, because the French meal really had no atmosphere. They flew back to Shudu together and looked at each other tacitly.


    Song Zhuer: "jade..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "go!"


    So the three people went to eat Yulin Chuanchuan incense together.


    As an athlete, Zheng Yanzi seldom eats hot pot food, but after winning the championship, she still has to be extravagant. However, the consequence of extravagance is that the amount of training will increase by 50% tomorrow.


    This is also why pine and bamboo don''t shout to eat hot pot. Hot pot is butter and string is vegetable oil.


    Zheng Yanzi, who won the championship, was so busy that various sports schools asked her to motivate students. Many products asked her to endorse and shoot advertisements. More importantly, TV stations invited her to programs, including interview and variety shows.


    After dinner with her, Li Tiezhu and songzhuer flew back to Kyoto and began to review their lessons and rehearse programs to prepare for the final exam.


    Ten days later, Li Tiezhu''s studio released an announcement about the new variety show, which is a slow variety show for outdoor life. There are three fixed guests, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao. The name has also been finalized - "Oh Huo primitive man".


    Netizens are very interested in this. After all, the two most popular people at present, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi, will participate, plus a postpartum brother. The lineup is not luxurious, at least strong, and the three were classmates.


    Everyone is guessing what kind of program this is. Some people think it is similar to Bei Ye''s "survival in the wilderness", while others say it is a savage version of "infinite challenge" or "gallop".


    At this time, the iron and blood sanctions plan of Nortel 315 dormitory was officially launched, and the first stop was the second issue of season 5 of unlimited challenge.


    This is the first time that the four iron brothers fit together on the program, and everyone seems very excited.


    July 2, morning.


    The second issue of infinite challenge began to be recorded in Wulong, Shuangqing.


    This season, there are many less main creators. Only Wang Su and Luo Xiaoxiang are left in the men''s gang. The new regular guests are Yue Yupeng, Lei Yin and lengba, a total of five people.


    Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan are waiting on the bus. The guests who come this time are confidential to the fixed guests. Of course, lengba and Yue Yupeng know that Li Tiezhu is coming.


    Wu Lei: "brothers, if we are sanctioned, will it be Waterloo?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "big tongue plays you paralyzed... Crow mouth!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t worry, they can''t turn over the boat. However, they want to draw tasks. We''d better get this information. Who pretends to be a cameraman to record it, I can''t. They know me too well."


    Wu Lei: "I''m too red."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m more popular. I''m an old artist."


    Li Zhixuan: "I''m not popular? I''ll go! This master, vest, work permit, camera and hat, lend me..."


    Soon, Li Zhixuan in disguise came to the place where he received the task card with the camera.


    Yue Yupeng was the first to take the task and became the guardian angel of Lei Yin. He was particularly disgusted. Because the task was to feed Lei Yin and drink water six times, then he hid in the car and peeped at Lei Yin.


    Then, Lei Yin draws the guard lengba, but Leng changes another task card.


    Then came Wang Shu.


    Finally, lengba came with the box and was attracted by a donkey: "is this fake? Why doesn''t it move?"


    Lengba looked at it for a long time and shouted, "Hello! Li Tiezhu?"


    The donkey moved.


    Lengba: "Oh, really."


    Lengba herself smiled: "how can it not move? Look at its daze, infinite spirit is like Li Tiezhu!"


    Barrage:


    "Suddenly, Li Tiezhu!"


    "Donkey: I was scared. How did she recognize me?"


    "Laugh to death..."


    "Lengba is too cute, isn''t she?"


    "Lengba fairy."


    "Constipation makes me laugh."


    "Speak and shut up, Li Tiezhu. The whole network is your gossip. Don''t pay attention!"


    "My goddess is so heartless..."


    "Fans broke their hearts for you!"


    "Li tielv, why don''t you move?"

 Chapter 463

    What lengba draws is to hug Wang Su six times.


    Then the little pig and Wang Su arrived, and he drew the guard lengba. Wang Su drew Yue Yupeng, touched his head and said you were really great. Lei Yin looked at the task card after getting on the bus and praised Luo Xiaoxiang''s new album.


    Everyone''s task is six times.


    The guests took the program group''s car and went to the hotel. At the end of several cars, a bus was followed by the staff. Of course, Li Tiezhu was also on it.


    "Do they remember their respective tasks clearly?"


    Li Zhixuan played back the captured information twice on the road, and even followed Lei Yin''s car to take pictures. All the information was in hand.


    Li Tiezhu said, "no! But when you put it on, I took everyone''s photos on my mobile phone."


    Wu Lei: "ah... Why didn''t I think of it? Pull a group and send it to the group."


    Wang Xiaokai: "Tiezhu always doesn''t trust his IQ. This is a conditioned reflex behavior. However, good job."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve built a group. It''s called 315 four railways. I''ll pull you."


    Li Zhixuan: "come on! Turn five today."


    Director: "no! Even if you win them today, it doesn''t mean you win five. Teacher Huang and Yi Xing haven''t returned. This is the main combat effectiveness."


    Wang Xiaokai: "it''s all right. Let''s go to the mushroom house and fuck them."


    Wu Lei: "it''s settled. I''ll go the day after tomorrow."


    Director: "


    The barrage is noisy:


    "My God, today''s young people don''t talk about martial virtue!"


    "So arrogant?"


    "Forget Li Tiezhu, brother Wu Lei. When were you so crazy?"


    "Xiaokai, too, learned bad after Li Tiezhu."


    "The little black cow is floating."


    "I thought the four of them were hype before. Now it seems that they are really iron."


    "To tell you the truth, I don''t think five people can do them now."


    "How tacit do you think they cooperate?"


    "Acting as a cameraman is very sneaky. Li Tiezhu did it the first time."


    "This issue is a little interesting."


    The director said, "you also have a task!"


    Li Tiezhu: "say!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "speak!"


    Wu Lei crossed his legs and said, "let go!"


    Li Zhixuan: "nag!"


    Director: "I... your attitude is too arrogant. I tell you, you will be ashamed if you lose."


    Li Zhixuan said, "as long as we are fair and just, we will admit it if we lose."


    Director: "of course it''s fair! Your collective task is to prevent each of them from completing their own guard task. The second task is to smoke by yourself."


    Wang Xiaokai: "obviously, you added the first task temporarily. There is no task card."


    Director: "


    Wu Lei: "yes, we let the hammer secretly take their information, so we''ll add a task. Tut tut... Even this time!"


    Director: "don''t talk nonsense. Come and draw a task card."


    Wang Xiaokai took the lead: "my task is to knock brother Yue three brain collapse."


    Li Zhixuan''s second: "my task is to say that brother Lei Yin has a big head three times."


    Wu Lei''s third: "my task is... Let Wang Su tie my shoes three times? Fuck me, right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "big tongue play, your task is not difficult. Brother squirrel is most willing to help others, and we are fellow villagers."


    Wu Lei: "well, you remember to cooperate with me."


    Finally, it was Li Tiezhu''s turn. He opened the task card and glanced: "you are so beautiful."


    The other three: "Whoa!"


    Li Tiezhu: "who made the task card? I don''t know we''re having an affair? On purpose?"


    Director: "you drew it yourself. I still have two cards in my hand. You didn''t draw it."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    The director added: "similarly, you can''t be seen before you finish the task, otherwise you will be a failure."


    Wang Xiaokai: "what''s the reward for winning?"


    Director: "this is only the first stage of the task, when you will get new tips."


    Barrage:


    "Why is brother Wu Lei called big snake pill?"


    "I guess I like watching fire."


    "Li Tiezhu''s task is the most interesting!"


    "How can Li Hanhan say it?"


    "It''s estimated that the scandal will get worse and worse..."


    "Bet, the remaining two envelopes are all about lengba''s task."


    "Is the director so cheap?"


    ¡­¡­


    In the hotel hall, nine chairs were lined up, and Yue Yupeng came in first.


    He sat on the chair and said, "the infinite man Gang changed its name. Now it''s called the infinite brother and sister group, because there are only two men after four. Ha ha¡°


    Then lengba came in and said hello to Yue Yupeng. They obviously didn''t know each other very well. They were very embarrassed and said their own things.


    "Hello."


    "Hello."


    "Lengba, you fell two days ago. Does it still hurt?"


    "Are you cold?"


    "I''m not really cold."


    Yue Yupeng got up and took off his coat. The embarrassment continued.


    "Reba, have some melon seeds?"


    "Yes."


    Then, Wang Su and Lei Yin also came. Lengba was thinking about the task. She hugged one by one, and then it became... An awkward conversation between five people.


    "Lengba, when were you born?"


    "Ninety two."


    "The year of 1992 is 26."


    "Well, twenty-six."


    "It''s time to get married."


    "Hum?"


    Lengba was startled. You can''t talk nonsense about it. It''s not allowed in the organization.


    Then Luo Xiaoxiang arrived.


    Yue Yupeng said, "Hey! I found a big secret. We have four guests today."


    Lei Yin: "don''t you talk nonsense? Who can''t see the four empty seats?"


    Director: "Hello, members of the extreme brothers and sisters group. Now let''s welcome today''s guests 315 four iron!"


    Wang Su: "is it a new combination?"


    Lengba: "no, it''s Li Tiezhu''s dormitory."


    Yue Yupeng: "yes, I know them well in Beidian 315 dormitory."


    Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan came in and said hello to everyone. Then they sat in the four positions on the far right.


    Director: "it''s been a while since you joined us. How do you feel?"


    Wang Su: "I just saw it."


    Lei Yin: "a little unfamiliar."


    Yue Yupeng: "too little is a little embarrassing."


    Director: "so today''s League building, let''s improve our understanding. We invite the management master of China''s first men''s League to organize such a League building for you."


    After several guesses, Yue Yupeng said, "my master!"


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "your master? Men''s troupe?"


    Yue Yupeng: "our unit is now the first in Asia... It''s too arrogant. Li Tiezhu is still here. I''m sorry."


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "do you also sing and dance?"


    Yue Yupeng: "it''s not easy to sing and dance when you''re not in a hurry."


    Li Tiezhu said coldly, "I''m in a hurry. I''m not only singing and dancing, but also biting."


    Yue Yupeng: "ho!"


    Everyone laughed and Li Tiezhu dared to say.


    Director: "let''s welcome the first male troupe management master!"


    So, teacher Guo gangde came out with a smile. Everyone stood up and applauded, and Lei Yin called master.


    Guo gangde looked at everyone, suddenly grinned and showed his teeth: "look! You have to be obedient this time. Don''t make me anxious. It''s easy to have accidents. Li Tiezhu, especially you."


    Li Tiezhu: "I have teeth, too."


    Guo gangde frowned: "sorry, I''m hasty! Your mouth is better than me. I''ll be obedient this time."


    The artists laughed and couldn''t stand up. Li Tiezhu is worthy of being a college student in crosstalk.


    After Mr. Guo talked for a while, he began to choose rooms. The program team prepared nine rooms for them to choose, and then asked the lobby manager to guess. If you guessed right, you can''t check in.


    Guo gangde: "as for me, because of my sensitive identity, I''ll avoid suspicion. Ah, let the crosstalk speaker choose first."


    "Woo ~"


    Yue Yupeng stood up laughing and walked to the table: "thank you, master."


    Guo gangde said, "go back and sit down. There are no rules. Li tiedonkey is here. Can you say crosstalk when you get the wheel?"


    Yue Yupeng quickly sat back: "hasty, hasty..."


    Guo gangde called Li Tiezhu: "come on! Teddy of our crosstalk world, I''ll help you."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t... you''re too short."


    Guo gangde wiped his face: "shall I hold your head office?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t tease him either, so he chose room 5 casually.


    Then Guo gangde asked the lobby manager to turn around, took off his headphones and began to guess.


    Li Tiezhu immediately raised his hand: "cheating! He''s wearing headphones. The program team can tell him the information at any time and play the routine here? Isn''t it too childish?"


    Wang Xiaokai also said, "yes! It''s fake at first sight."


    Wu Lei: "come again! I''ll cover his ears. After you choose, the rest is mine."


    The director panicked: "you cooperate."


    Li Tiezhu: "cut the director''s speech, and then this paragraph is very five, otherwise it''s too routine. Really!"


    Director: "you are a guest competition. What is it to compete with the director team?"


    Li Tiezhu looked naive: "isn''t that the infinite challenge? If you find that the director team cheated, you should give us a big meal. We won."


    Director: "OK! We''ll see."


    When it was broadcast, this paragraph was not cut off, and the lobby manager, who claimed to be able to read micro expressions, really didn''t guess any right.


    It''s embarrassing!


    Barrage:


    "Yes, yes! This is the infinite challenge!"


    "Without Li Tiezhu, this issue would be a routine..."


    "I''ll just say there''s so much mind reading."


    "What kind of lobby manager can you be if you can read your mind?"


    "The director can''t cover this issue!"


    "Which issue of the director was not played bad?"


    "The familiar taste is back."


    "Li Tiezhu has never been resident in wutiao, but now he is the purest one here."


    "315 these four are very playful."


    "Is this special to smash the field?"


    Then, the director was even more embarrassed: "er... I have to say one thing. In fact, we didn''t prepare these nine rooms at all."


    Everyone was confused.


    Teacher Guo said, "the program team thinks the manager can guess right, so you all have to lose, but it''s too big to be careful... Right?"


    Director: "yes! We are so honest. We just don''t have these rooms. How can we drop it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "lose money!"


    Lengba: "yes! Lose money! Treat!"


    "Lose money! Treat..."


    The camera gave the boring director a bitter smile, and the later word: lively smile!


    Finally, the director couldn''t help but say, "well, I owe you a hot pot! The program recording continues."


    Li Tiezhu: "the program group will cheat again? The punishment will be doubled next time."


    Director: "yes..."

 Chapter 464

    At this time, the shooting has been suspended. It has been suspended since the director invited the director to have hot pot. The director ignored the guests, but met with the producer and began to discuss closely.


    The producer''s tone is a little hard. Why did he suddenly change the routine? If the invited guests are not sensible, let them follow the performance and finish it. If they are really making trouble, won''t it be over if they don''t give the camera for the whole period?


    The director said, "I brought this program together with director Yan. Although director Yan is gone now, I''m on top. You can''t see my ability, but you can''t see my integrity! What micro expression expert? What psychological master? You''ve withdrawn it for me. I don''t need it this period!"


    Producer: "what do you mean?"


    Director: "it''s not interesting. I just want this program to return to its original flavor."


    "Do you know who pays?"


    "You! But do you know that you don''t know anything but money? If I can''t bring you quality and reputation, your money will be wasted? Who am I for?"


    "You see people running..."


    "You also read the data before you cast the unlimited challenge. Why don''t you change it? Do you want it?"


    "Are you sure to change the script temporarily?"


    "I''m not sure, I''m very sure! There should be no script, no rules, only goals for unlimited challenges!"


    "It''s good to have an effect..."


    "Just stay out of the way, or if you think I''m in the way, you can change me."


    The conversation was very unpleasant, which is also a normal and common situation. The decline in performance and reputation in the two issues of unlimited challenge is really due to too much management intervention. The director can''t control the overall situation, let alone quality. Otherwise, Yan Min would not have gone to shoot hahaha, and Wang Zhengyu would not have gone to do mushroom house.


    A common sight in the circle - the gun hits the head bird!


    The better the program, the easier it is to lose control because of the strength of the management, so as to completely change the taste. This is true of "run" and "infinite challenge".


    When the management has the absolute right to speak, they will put forward all kinds of unreasonable demands like grandchildren, and the director and planning team will cooperate indefinitely until grandchildren are satisfied.


    But this time, the director broke out because he knew that the original script was a piece of shit.


    Finally, under the threat of the director, the management gave up the intervention in the program, at least this issue. All the prepared plots of psychological experts seeing doctors have been cancelled.


    Then we drove to Wulong again. At this time, everyone was sitting on the bus and there were a lot of people.


    Lengba gave piggy a gift. It was a endorsement product. Piggy began to say advertising words.


    Lengba, who gave a gift, began to dance and dance in Xijiang.


    Li Tiezhu applauded and shouted, "Wow! Mr. lengba, you are so beautiful today!"


    In order to complete the task, it is not easy


    "Poof... Geese..."


    Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan laughed at the same time. They couldn''t bear it. Their acting skills were too exaggerated. They lost Nortel.


    Lengba can''t dance anymore. Looking at Li Tiezhu, she tilts her head and frowns. Is there nothing wrong with the master today? Why are you suddenly boasting? It seems a little abnormal! ¡°


    Li Tiezhu blushed, smiled awkwardly at lengba, and then hid a sharp stare from the camera.


    Cold Patton knows every second, mission!


    I see!


    You can''t expose the master, or you''ll end up miserable.


    Her acting skills are not as scum as Li Tiezhu. She was stunned for a few seconds and continued to dance. She also turned twice and said, "which day am I not beautiful?"


    Li Tiezhu breathed. Yes, she was seen through by the cat, but so what? Did she dare to resist?


    Lengba certainly won''t disobey orders and disrespect. The cat is the most clever. Therefore, when she returned to her seat, she began to make up and changed herself into a Barbie lipstick. Then she stood up and asked Li Tiezhu in the back row, "is the lipstick good?"


    This is a forced assist!


    The big tongue couldn''t help muttering, "it''s not fair!"


    Li Tiezhu said coldly, "teacher lengba, you are so beautiful! Lip gloss is good-looking."


    Subtitle: Li Tiezhu completes task x2.


    Lengba took out a wet paper towel and began to wipe her face: "eh? Why don''t I show you a plain makeup? Don''t you boys know what plain makeup is?"


    Lei Yin: "does Su Yan still have makeup?"


    Wang Juchang: "come! Hey... Life is lonely like snow!"


    Lei Yin asked, "what''s coming?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "the wolf is coming!"


    Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan laugh but don''t speak. Li Tiezhu cheated. Although he didn''t volunteer, he was also an accomplice. However, we won when he finished the task, so let''s be happy for him.


    Soon, lengba painted a plain makeup and showed it to people everywhere: "does it look good?"


    "Good looking!"


    "It''s natural!"


    "Like no makeup..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you are so beautiful."


    Director: "congratulations to Li Tiezhu for completing the first task of this issue."


    People: "what?"


    Director: "Li Tiezhu''s task today is to say to lengba three times that you are so beautiful."


    Yue Yupeng: "it''s not fair! It''s all lengba''s own heads..."


    Lei Yin: "and I suspect she did it on purpose."


    Lengba''s acting skills suddenly went online: "ah? Li Tiezhu plotted against me? I thought... I thought he was going to have an affair with me! He winked at me just now! Don''t you believe it."


    The program group played it back.


    Li Tiezhu stares at lengba, subtitle: don''t expose it! I just praise you for your beauty.


    Lengba nodded: wordy GA, it''s not good to fry the scandal, but for the sake of being a guest, I''ll make up and fry you


    At the end of the playback, lengba squatted on the floor of the car: "iron pillar! I thought you were going to help me fry traffic! Bah!"


    Li Tiezhu crossed his legs and said, "I''m so popular. Why do you fry traffic with you? Don''t I fry it with Zheng Yanzi? They just won the French Open Championship."


    Lengba: "ah? Ah?"


    Everyone in the car began to laugh.


    Lengba finally couldn''t help it. During the performance, she rushed up, took off her shoes and began to beat Li Tiezhu. Of course, she missed every time, and Li Tiezhu threw her shoes outside the window.


    Lengba squatted on the ground with one foot bare: "hum... You know bullying me. I''m your teacher!"


    Yue Yupeng stood up: "iron pillar, kowtow to your teacher and make amends!"


    Li Tiezhu really fell to his knees with a pop.


    Lengba was startled. What did the master do? No, no! She quickly helped Li Tiezhu up and smiled: "it''s all the program effects. I''m rolling..."


    After that, lengba jumped to the front, and then his face collapsed: "hum... My shoes..."


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu, you are not human!"


    Lei Yin: "this is too much."


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "lengba, I covered it. You know what? Iron pillar? Of course, I covered it for you. Brother Zhu, feel free."


    Wang Xiaokai: "what can I do without shoes? Let''s carry her on the iron pillar of the rest of the program."


    Wu Lei: "Hey! That''s the only way."


    Li Tiezhu just wanted to swear.


    Lengba: "I still have shoes in my box."


    Soon, the party came to the bungee jumping point in Wulong. The glass trestle made people panic, and the infinite brothers and sisters trembled.


    I have to say that the planning of this program is very boring. Is it interesting for a group of people to play bungee jumping? How many people are specially selected to play timid, so you have a sense of variety?


    A group of people stood in a row on the glass plank road.


    The professional said: "this is the highest bungee jumping platform in Asia, with a height of 288 meters. When you jump, Wulong''s unique face will be unforgettable for you all your life..."


    Li Tiezhu: "how long is the rope? It can''t be 300 meters?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I can''t open my eyes when I jump, and I''ll never forget it..."


    Wu Lei: "will you never forget being pushed down?"


    Li Zhixuan: "if I die, how much will I lose?"


    Five members of the infinite brothers and sisters group look at the four iron at the same time. What are you doing?


    Li Tiezhu said, "why? You don''t talk to the creative team in the variety show? Sister lengba, you are so beautiful!"


    Lengba: "get out!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you are so beautiful! You are so beautiful! Ouye! I have completed two tasks. Do you have a reward?"


    Yue Yupeng said to lengba, "sister, I suspect my brother is flirting with you. Do you feel it?"


    Lengba kicked Yue Yupeng. Everyone knows. I want you to say it!


    Very soon, the director group came on the stage, and the director did not play the cards again and again. "At the very beginning, we wanted to use the way of fake jump. Look, there is a foam box. You are not jumping down, but wearing an eye patch to jump into the box. But now the program group has decided to change the rules, really jump."


    Yue Yupeng jumped directly into the foam box: "I jumped!"


    Director: "good! Especially Yue Yupeng''s first jump!"


    Yue Yupeng: "no, no, no, I''m afraid of heights!"


    Although the director has always been Yan Min''s assistant, he is not stupid at all. He always knows what kind of plot is disgusting. Bringing people to bungee jumping, letting guests jump foam boxes, is this idiotic brain talent? Moreover, this can have a good variety effect? Shit!


    Blame the management for their blind command!


    This time, the new director is going to come in his own way. Li Tiezhu stimulated him. Since he came to the bungee jumping platform, he has to jump for me. I bought insurance anyway.


    Thunder first, then second, third


    When it was lengba''s turn, her legs were a little soft. She was really afraid. It was too high.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s all right, it''s all right, let your heart beat, Mr. lengba! I''ll wait for you here."


    Then lengba jumped with an eye mask, or was pushed down by the staff, and screamed loudly: "Li Tiezhu - pillar..."


    Yue Yupeng quietly gathered around Li Tiezhu and whispered, "yes."


    Li Tiezhu did not shy away: "of course, help me take good care of her."


    Yue Yupeng: "no problem!"


    Because during bungee jumping, everyone took off the microphone pinned to their body, so they couldn''t radio.


    Seeing brother Yue''s curious face, Li Tiezhu said, "don''t ask! I won''t tell you. Do me a favor! Thank you. I remember your kindness."


    Yue Yupeng stopped asking and nodded. He was quite envious, but he didn''t hate. He liked Li Tiezhu best.


    After lengba was pulled back, her hair was disheveled and her face was pale. She rushed to Li Tiezhu''s arms and cried.


    This is what no one expected.


    Li Tiezhu hugged lengba with one hand and raised the other hand: "don''t shoot! This section is pinched, director, understand?"


    The director smiled: "I understand!"


    Li Tiezhu quietly helped lengba: "didn''t you say it was like going bungee jumping? Why did you really cry?"


    Lengba: "I''m afraid I''ll never see you again when I die. It''s cheap. Pine bamboo''s brain is crippled."


    The other three collectives of 315 gave a thumbs up to Li Tiezhu. The school occupied pine and bamboo, and there was a lengba outside. Be convinced! This NIMA, fight with the Xiangjiang film emperor Liang Weichao!


    The key is that the two not only don''t fight, but also have a very good relationship. Where can they reason?


    In fact, since the last "war" with Li Tianmu, the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba has not been a secret in the circle. However, everyone is embarrassed to say more and will not disclose secrets. After all, Li Tiezhu can''t afford it now.


    After sobbing a few voices, lengba finally regained her consciousness and withdrew with embarrassed eyes, but was strongly pulled back to her arms by Li Tiezhu in front of everyone.


    After all, he knew that no camera dared to shoot them.


    It is true.


    When Yue Yupeng jumped, Wang Xiaokai rushed up with three brain avalanches, which made Yue Yupeng doubt his life. It really hurts!


    Yue Yupeng: "what are you doing?"


    Wang Xiaokai spread his hand: "listen!"


    Director: "congratulations to Wang Xiaokai for completing the task and playing Yue Yupeng three times."


    Yue Yupeng: "I''m going to be pushed down. Do you still play my brain collapse?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''ll play when you come up? You... May not be able to come up. What if the rope breaks?"


    Yue Yupeng cried, "wow... Your uncle!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "installed!"


    After a while, Yue Yupeng was pulled up and really cried. The first sentence was: "I, I... I want to kill you."


    Wang Xiaokai: "ho! Good guy!"


    Yue Yupeng: "is it a shame? I''m sorry!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I just want to ask, brother, you are not an idol. Why are you crying? The audience will only laugh!"


    Yue Yupeng: "I have no fewer fans than you. No, I have more fans than you."


    Wang Xiaokai: "brother! Let me touch your crotch..."


    Yue Yupeng flashed: "don''t touch it, it will reveal the stuffing!"


    "Don''t run, I''ll pick your pants!"


    Wang Xiaokai ran after Yue Yupeng. In the twinkling of an eye, they were gone. Wang Xiaokai was also a variety goods, which matched Yue Yupeng.


    Finally, the four people in Li Tiezhu''s dormitory jumped and were very calm.


    After being pulled up, Li Tiezhu said, "that''s it?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "waste expression!"


    Wu Lei: "shit!"


    Li Zhixuan: "GAHA? It''s the first in Asia?"


    Barrage:


    "I have to say that this issue of 315 four iron won the ultimate brother and sister group!"


    "The main coffee is very famous, but the taste is wrong!"


    "I can''t play. This issue still depends on the rhythm brought up by Li Tiezhu."


    "Lei Yin and Yue Yue are too conventional."


    "This bungee jumping is very interesting."


    "Li Tiezhu''s four faces in their dormitory didn''t change. They really took it."


    "The most important thing is that these four goods have changed the trend of this program!"


    "Change the reservation of the program group for two consecutive rounds and directly return to the original infinite challenge!"


    "Awesome! That''s it!"


    "This is the infinite challenge, fake jump, jump fart!"

 Chapter 465

    After everyone danced, several people successively entered the restaurant of a villa. There was a big meal in the restaurant with a boiling hot pot in the middle.


    The director and the planner were not there. There were only a few cameramen. The guests sat down to eat and drank watermelon juice.


    Luo Xiaoxiang said: "it''s rare to have such a luxurious meal in unlimited challenges."


    Xiaoyue: "not good to eat?"


    Wang Su: "in the past, the program team was short of funds."


    Lengba said, "aren''t you nervous about this issue? Is it because the most expensive ones didn''t come? So save money?"


    Lei Yin: "what do you think? Sun Lei and Fang Bo are really expensive. It''s not cheap to come here today. Are Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei cheap?"


    Li Zhixuan: "I''m cheap. I don''t have an announcement fee. I''m here to rub the program."


    At this time, Li Tiezhu sandwiched a piece of beef in the hot pot: "MMM! Delicious."


    Lengba: "is it delicious? I want to eat it, too."


    Li Tiezhu gave her a piece of beef, then stood up, walked to the door and locked the door. Two more chairs blocked the door and turned to greet Wang Xiaokai: "Ju Chang! The window is locked."


    Wang Xiaokai gnawed at the chicken''s feet and went to lock the window. He was so sophisticated.


    Wu Lei took another look at the toilet next to him and came back and said, "I closed the small window of the toilet. The director can''t get in unless he gets out of the toilet."


    Li Zhixuan: "why don''t I go for a bubble? Block the last way for the director to come in!"


    Lengba was eating beef and said, "hammer, are you disgusted? Eat!"


    Yue Yue: "why do you close the door?"


    Wang quickly clapped his hands: "awesome! Awesome! It''s worthy of being the old five. The iron pillar is awesome."


    Luo Xiaoxiang also responded: "yes! Why am I careless? How can the program team be so good? There must be a problem! Tiezhu is worthy of our non staff personnel with unlimited challenges."


    The cameraman warned, "you can''t record the program like this."


    Li Tiezhu: "it doesn''t matter. If you dare to open the door, I''ll tie you up."


    The cameraman dared not speak.


    Wang Su: "look! There''s a problem."


    Then, the director really knocked at the door with the planning and producer. The people inside didn''t open the door and continued to eat. They were happy.


    Lei Yin was stunned: "ah... Can I really sanction the director group?"


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "otherwise? This is an infinite challenge. There are no rules."


    Lei Yin: "I made up for the program of the first season yesterday. I started charging for the second season. I didn''t watch it."


    Wang Su: "you''re too stingy. What did you learn in the first season?"


    Lei Yin: "I thought it was the script of the program group. I still said that this script really dares to write..."


    Wang Su smiled and said, "return the script! Which one of Huang Sanshi, sun Lei and Fang Bo is about rules?"


    The bullet screen calls out to the good guy. I haven''t seen such a cruel character since Fang Bo, Huang Sanshi and sun Lei left. This issue of infinite challenge is original:


    "It''s not the original formula, but it''s still the original taste."


    "How did iron pillar become smart?"


    "This is experience. It has nothing to do with IQ."


    "The previous five articles were sanctions against newcomers, but now they are reversed."


    "The four newcomers in this period are not easy to mess with."


    "There are only three newcomers, not Li Tiezhu."


    "Infinite brothers and sisters are new."


    "Wu zhe said to make a bubble, which made me laugh miserably..."


    "Iron pillar, chrysanthemum long, big tongue play, iron pillar, what are their names?"


    "Look at the silly thunder!"


    "Such people don''t live ten minutes in the previous five."


    Lei Yin took a sip of soup and said, "no rules, no rules? What about the task given by the program group?"


    Li Zhixuan: "elder brother, the task must be completed, but you can not play cards according to the routine. Your head is so big. How do you think of the problem?"


    Lei Yin: "no, there are no rules, but there are tasks, right?"


    Li Zhixuan: "yes! You can only win after completing the task. Brother, have you been so big since you were small?"


    Lei Yin: "why do you say my head is big?"


    Li Zhixuan: "be frank and quick."


    Lei Yin: "


    Li Zhixuan, who finished the task twice, was not in a hurry. Although he finished the task again, he just didn''t say, hey, just play!


    Wu Lei is extremely. Their tasks are easy to complete. It''s not easy for him to come and tie his shoelaces three times!


    Too obvious.


    Now Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan have not finished their task.


    The director knocked at the door again: "Li Tiezhu, open the door! I came in to release a new task. After that, I''ll go. I won''t pit you or delay your dinner."


    Li Tiezhu said, "come on, let you in after eating."


    Other guests also opened the mockery mode, and the director still pretended to be innocent.


    Wang Xiaokai: "the cameraman told us that you still want to cheat us? Are you stupid?"


    Director: "Zhang Dequan, your uncle! Didn''t you shut the door?"


    Cameraman: "I didn''t say! He lied to you, silly!"


    Director: "er..."


    "Ha ha... Good Xiaokai!"


    "Chrysanthemum cowhide!"


    "Wang tieju, you can!"


    "Big tongue play, don''t call me iron chrysanthemum."


    Barrage:


    "I''ll go! Wang Xiaokai is so beautiful!"


    "Are the guests of this issue the strongest group in history?"


    "Li Tiezhu can make the original five chicken fly and dog jump by himself. Now he comes with his little brother. Who can make it?"


    "Little brother? My Xiaokai is the eldest brother!"


    "Good! Don''t make trouble. You are all young brothers in front of serious brothers."


    "What a tragedy, director..."


    "So this is how chrysanthemum grows?"


    "Is Wang tieju OK?"


    "Li Tiezhu, Li tiehammer and Wang tieju are known. What is Wu tie?"


    "Wu tie pill! Big snake pill."


    "How did the 315 four railways come from..."


    Laughing and laughing, everyone was getting full. Lengba poked a lion''s head with chopsticks and chewed it.


    Yue Yupeng said, "lengba, aren''t you afraid of being fat when you eat from beginning to end?"


    Lengba: "I''m already fat! It''s still beautiful."


    Yue Yupeng: "but..."


    Lengba: "no, but! Good-looking people look good when they are fat. Bad looking people don''t look good because they are fat."


    Yue Yupeng looked down at his stomach. "You read my ID number!"


    Lengba covered her mouth: "I''m not talking about you, but other people. I mean, some people are thin but still not good-looking, right, brother squirrel?"


    Wang Su: "you..."


    Lengba blinked innocently: "what? Did I say something wrong? Iron pillar is uglier than you. What are you afraid of?"


    Li Tiezhu: "are you ready? I''ll open the door and let the director go."


    Everyone nodded and ate until they burped.


    Li Tiezhu opened the door and waved to the sullen director not far away.


    The director came in unhappily and said, "there was a link here just now. Now make it up..."


    Li Tiezhu grabbed the stack of cards in the director''s hand and threw it to Wu Lei not far away.


    Li Zhixuan followed in an instant and held the director with Li Tiezhu left and right.


    Director: "what are you doing? Let me go!"


    Er Li pressed the director on the chair.


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you eat? I left you a lion''s head. Er... Lengba ate it. There''s half a dish. Have some?"


    Li Zhixuan: "Tang Guan is enough."


    Director: "


    Over there, Wu Lei holds the card: "Question answering session? If you make a mistake, increase the number of tasks. Everyone must give an answer. First, how many pieces of beef are there in the hot pot? The correct answer is 11 pieces. Second, how many marinated chicken feet? Nine correct answers. Third, how many kinds of mushrooms are there in the soup. Fourth, how many pumpkin cakes are fried? Two... What are these questions Ah? Are you perverts? "


    The infinite brothers and sisters were shocked and laughed back and forth. Are the guests too fierce? Even the director''s questions?


    Wu Lei put down the card and asked, "director! May I ask the hammer, ah, what color of the cap Li Zhixuan wore when he came today? If you make a mistake, drink a bowl of soup! Please answer."


    Li Zhixuan took a bowl of chicken soup and handed it to the director: "director, we came in a car. Won''t you forget?"


    Wang Su and Luo Xiaoxiang were stunned. They made eye contact with each other and found that they needed to be strengthened. This is the correct way to open infinite challenge!


    Lengba took another rice cake and nibbled, "director, answer quickly!"


    Yue Yupeng: "hahaha, the director must have forgotten. Do you despise Zhixuan? Do you think people are not popular and you don''t pay attention to them?"


    Lei Yin pulled his head: "Oh... That''s how infinite challenge is played."


    Director: "black?"


    Wu Lei: "wrong! Do it, director."


    The director picked up the bowl in confusion and drank it. Fortunately, the bowl was very small.


    Wu Lei: "give you another chance."


    Director: "red?"


    "Wrong!"


    "Er... Gudu gudu..."


    After a while, the director even drank four bowls of soup. He couldn''t stand it. Even if the bowl was small, he said angrily, "what color is it?"


    Wu Lei: "you drank the fifth Wan soup. I''ll tell you the answer."


    "Gudu gudu!"


    "The correct answer is that he is not wearing a hat."


    "Er..."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Geese, geese, geese..."


    Barrage:


    "Good guy! These four animals really dare to do it!"


    "This is no better than the last issue?"


    "Thanks to these four."


    "Where did Li Zhixuan wear a hat? Did I remember wrong?"


    "The director was so stupid that he really began to answer the questions..."


    "The key is that he really drinks soup."


    "Lengba is still eating, and the iron pillar doesn''t care?"


    "Sure enough, I didn''t wear a hat!"


    "Tianxiu!"


    "The little pig laughed and made a goose cry again!"


    "This is a master..."


    Four iron finally let the director go.


    The director burped: "burp... What, let''s carry out the second stage of the task, everyone... What? When I''m stupid?"


    Li Tiezhu is ready to grab the card again. The director finds out and holds the card.


    Li Tiezhu touched his head: "you go on."


    Director: "stay away from me, stay away from me. OK! In the second stage of the task, everyone gets a burden, hides it in this villa and loses if someone finds it. Who goes first?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I am."


    Then he left with the director and got a red wine glass.


    Director: "hide! Call the next one."


    Then, Li Tiezhu returned to the restaurant: "which one of you will go second?"


    There was a discussion about who would go first.


    Li Tiezhu took out the red wine cup from his pocket and hung it on the cup rack in the corner of the restaurant. There were several bottles of red wine and some cups.


    Then Li Tiezhu went out of the house.

 Chapter 466

    The second one in is Lei Yin.


    Wang Xiaokai found Li Tiezhu absent and asked, "big tongue playing, where''s Tiezhu?"


    Wu Lei said, "go hide something."


    Lengba got up and went out of the restaurant: "I''ll follow him and see where he''s hiding."


    However, lengba looked around and couldn''t find Li Tiezhu.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was pushing and shoving with the staff in the monitoring car of the program group outside the villa. The staff wanted to push Li Tiezhu out of the car, but he couldn''t move.


    Li Tiezhu watched more than a dozen surveillance videos. All the automatic cameras in the villa were displayed here, including the director''s room.


    "Li Tiezhu, you go down!"


    "Have you eaten? No, you haven''t eaten yet?"


    "You committed a foul."


    "I knew I''d leave you something delicious."


    "Li Tiezhu, the audience will leave a bad impression on you."


    "Fart! This is a routine operation of infinite challenge."


    "Call the director. This guy is too naughty."


    "Oh! Lei Yin got an egg. It''s easy to hide because it''s small."


    Li Tiezhu watched Lei Yin go out of the room to hide things. More than a dozen screens can lock almost all the places where he hid things. Even if there is a dead corner, he at least knows which room he is in.


    Piggy took coke and Yue Yupeng got a box of cake. Wang Su followed him and found the place where Yue Yupeng hid.


    Lengba was even worse. She got a huge durian and ran to hide it on the ceiling. She was almost blocked by the pig. Finally, she cleverly changed a bowl and put it in her pocket to confuse the public.


    Wang speed was the worst. He got a huge fish.


    Wang Xiaokai gets a pillow, Wu Lei gets a mouse, and Li Zhixuan gets a bottle of soy sauce.


    Barrage:


    "Well done!"


    "Li Tiezhu is a bug!"


    "Oh, Huo, he saw everyone."


    "It''s OK."


    "Durian and fish laughed at me."


    "It''s cheating to play like this!"


    After everyone hid everything, Li Tiezhu came down quietly from the monitoring car.


    As soon as he returned to the restaurant, lengba asked, "Tiezhu, where have you been? It disappeared for nearly half an hour."


    Li Tiezhu: "take a walk after dinner. What''s the matter?"


    At this time, everyone gathered in the restaurant, and the director came out: "tonight, the last person to be found is the last big winner, with the best conditions. The person who has not completed the task has the worst conditions! The time limit is one hour, start."


    So everyone set out to look for something.


    Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan left, and infinite four men also left. Lengba won''t go.


    Yue Yupeng said, "go! Lengba, find something."


    Lengba covered her bowl and said, "I won''t look for it. I''ll just protect my things."


    Wang Su: "the one in your hand is fake. Believe you."


    Lengba sticks out her tongue.


    After everyone left, there were only Li Tiezhu and lengba left in the restaurant.


    Lengba: "don''t you look for something?"


    Li tiezhuxin said, I''ll just keep it here. My things are right here.


    He said, "do you want to win?"


    Lengba nodded: "Mm-hmm."


    Li Tiezhu got up and left, "I''ll help you!"


    Lengba looked blankly.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu came down: "OK!"


    Lengba was excited and jumped up: "what did you do?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I changed a place for you. Your hiding place is too obvious. Everyone hides it on the ceiling."


    Lengba: "who else is hiding on the ceiling? No! How do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know everything."


    Lengba: "tell me about Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei. I''m going to destroy them."


    Li Tiezhu said immediately.


    At this time, there was laughter upstairs. Yue Yupeng was stupid, the cake was destroyed by Wang Su, and Leng Baden ran up to watch the excitement.


    Xiao Yue went downstairs angrily.


    The little pig cheated Lei Yin and asked him if his thing was an egg. Lei Yin tried to hide it.


    Then lengba came out with a raw egg: "Brother Big head, isn''t this egg yours?"


    Lei Yin: "it''s not mine! What''s the matter?"


    Lengba: "if it''s not yours, I''ll destroy it. Biubiu~ OK, the egg is destroyed."


    The little pig looked at Lei Yin foolishly. Lei Yin couldn''t cry or laugh. Lengba looked at lengba curiously and laughed at the little pig.


    The scene was once very embarrassing.


    Finally, Lei Yin turned her head and said, "let''s go and have a drink."


    Lengba responded: "ah! The egg is really his?"


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "geese... Otherwise?"


    Yue Yupeng and Lei Yin went downstairs to the restaurant. Li Tiezhu was opening red wine and said to Yue Yupeng, "brother, bring some cups."


    Lei Yin: "master, I''ll go."


    Then Lei Yin took some red wine glasses back, including Li Tiezhu.


    While he was drinking, lengba and the pig also came. Wang Su put the fish back in the bag and prepared to go downstairs and put it in the refrigerator. Lengba saw it and went to grab the bag in his hand. Yue Yupeng, who was eliminated, also rushed to take revenge.


    Lei Yin said, "master, it must not be that. There is a pillow in his bag. It''s fake!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the excitement. He didn''t believe it. He thought it was fake. He knew where it was.


    Yue Yupeng let Wang Su go.


    These three little ones came in through the side door, surrounded Wang Su and grabbed the bag in Wang Su''s hand.


    Yue Yupeng said, "the one in his hand is fake."


    Wang Xiaokai: "what if it''s true? Even if it''s false, we should have a look!"


    Wang quickly took out the pillow and gave it to Wang Xiaokai: "take it and go."


    Wu Lei grabbed the bag and said, "there''s something in it."


    Without waiting for Wang Su to react, Li Zhixuan pulled the bag and opened it: "shit! What a big fish."


    Wang Xiaokai: "hahaha... This must be true! Destruction!"


    Wang Su patted his legs angrily: "Oh! I knew I shouldn''t have taken it out..."


    Xiao Yue Yue was crazy: "hahaha! Someone is as stupid as me, hahaha..."


    Lei Yin: "it was so close that I almost let him go. Xiaokai, you did a great job."


    Li Tiezhu was surprised that it was true!


    Wang Xiaokai took the pillow, threw it on the chair and said, "of course! It''s better to kill the wrong."


    He was also cold in his heart. Fortunately, there was a fish in Wang Su''s bag. Otherwise, if there was only this pillow, it would be miserable if anyone took it and said damage! Because this pillow is his thing.


    He threw it on the sofa in the living room on the second floor. He thought God didn''t know it. Unexpectedly, he was carried around by Wang Su and scared to death.


    The program team also gave a close-up of the pillow with Subtitles: Wang Xiaokai''s burden.


    The program team suggested that the baggage of Wang Su and Yue Yupeng was damaged and there was no thunder. It turned out that Leng Bana''s eggs were not thunder.


    Happiness comes too suddenly.


    Lei music went crazy: "hahaha! By the way, I wrote my name on the egg! Why did I forget!"


    Yue Yupeng was so angry: so now Wang Su and I have been found? Or did we take it out ourselves? Stupid! "


    Lei Yin: "and your birthday today! Tie Zhu, let''s have your version of the birthday song, together."


    So the two came to a paragraph: "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, oh, hi, PIPO Er stu oil..."


    Xiao Yueyue: "I''m happy ~"


    Barrage:


    "Xiao Yue is so stupid that he has to find his own..."


    "So, where did lengba''s eggs come from?"


    "Why is Lei Yin called master Yue Yupeng?"


    "Wang Su is the only way to die."


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t look for it at all."


    "Lengba and piggy are a good match!"


    "Together."


    "Don''t tie it up indiscriminately, okay? Piggy has female tickets."


    "Tell me what happened?"


    "You can break up with a female ticket."


    Lei Yin asked lengba, "Hey, where did you get that egg?"


    Lengba smiled, picked up the pillow, held it in front of her chest and said, "it''s in the fridge."


    Wang Xiaokai suddenly clawed and grinned slightly.


    Lengba saw: "what are you doing? Xiaokai, why are you suddenly nervous?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "I didn''t."


    Lengba: "you have. You just kept watching me take this pillow, so... It''s yours?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "No."


    Lengba: "generally, as long as it''s not yours, it can be said to be yours. Anyway, it won''t have an impact. If you deny it, it should be true!"


    Lei Datou said again, "impossible! This is the one Wang Su has been using as a shield."


    Wang Xiaokai: "yes."


    Lengba: "then try, the pillow is broken!"


    Wang Xiaokai suddenly collapsed, squatted down and rubbed his hair: "sister! Do you want to be so cruel! Ah..."


    Lengba pretended to be surprised: "you''re right!"


    In fact, this is what Li Tiezhu told her, but she just didn''t see the pillow in the hiding place. It was taken away by Wang Su.


    Li Zhixuan did the final task: "Brother Big head, can''t you think about it? You almost missed Wang Su just now, and now you almost missed Ju Chang."


    Lei Yin smiled awkwardly: "is everyone so stupid? Self explosion! Just like my master."


    Program group: congratulations to Li Zhixuan on completing the task.


    Li Zhixuan: "Ouye!"


    Lei Yin: "what''s going on?"


    Lengba: "his task should be to say that your head is big several times."


    Wang Xiaokai stood up and sat in his chair: "my head is big now!"


    At this time, Wang Su came down from upstairs with a bottle of soy sauce: "soy sauce is hidden in the toilet sink. Is this absolutely true? Whose? Destruction."


    Li Zhixuan immediately fell from great joy to great sorrow, silently walked to Wang Xiaokai and sat down: "it''s the same people at the end of the world..."


    Wang Xiaokai was immediately happy: "ha ha ha!"


    We continue to look for things, but those who are eliminated are in no mood and are drinking.


    The little pig went to find lengba''s durian, but he was stunned and couldn''t find it.


    On the contrary, lengba found his coke and Wu Lei''s mouse according to Li Tiezhu''s tips.


    Program group tips:


    "At present, there are still Li Tiezhu, lengba and Leiyin who have not been found. Lengba''s is durian, Leiyin''s is egg, and Li Tiezhu''s is red wine cup. There are 15 minutes left!"


    In the restaurant, everyone looked at Li Tiezhu collectively, and then showed a strange smile.


    Then a group of people holding wine glasses shouted, "destruction!"


    Li Tiezhu''s wine cup was in Lei Yin''s hand, and Li Tiezhu was eliminated, but he didn''t care.


    Now there are only Lei Yin and lengba left. They look at each other. Lei Yin runs upstairs. This is the final showdown.


    Lengba looked at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, tell me where his eggs are?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I can''t say that. I''ve helped you once. Besides, it''s too unfair for him. Go find it yourself."

 Chapter 467

    Luo Xiaoxiang was very sensitive and said, "why do you ask him? Lengba? Tiezhu, why can''t you say? What do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I know everything."


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t say.


    Lengba had to go upstairs to find it. Everyone ran up curiously and followed.


    With only five minutes left, neither of them found the other''s things, so they had to compromise and tell the approximate location of their hiding things.


    Lei Yin: "mine is in room 01."


    Lengba: "I don''t know. Iron pillar helped me hide again."


    Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu again.


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "do you really know? You know where she hides durian, don''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I know. Now this durian is also in room 01."


    Everyone poured into room 01 again. Lei Yin and lengba were the most active, and others helped find it.


    Some people looked outside and some went into the bathroom.


    Luo Xiaoxiang said casually, "eggs can''t be hidden in shower gel, can they?"


    At that time, Lei Yin''s mouth was blanked: "my... How is this possible?"


    Lengba was looking for it outside. When she heard Luo Xiaoxiang''s words, she immediately came in: "with or without dates! Let me see the shower gel..."


    Lei Yin then covered his head and said, "my God! Are you a devil, little pig?"


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "ah? Really? Geese..."


    Then lengba pulled the eggs out of the shower gel and washed them. As expected, the name of Lei Yin was written on it.


    Lei Yin refused: "impossible! Durian is such a big thing. How can I not find it!"


    At the door, Li Tiezhu said, "Durian is also in the bathroom."


    Everyone is more excited. The bathroom is so small. How can you hide Durian? Everyone is looking for it again.


    I searched all over the vent, sink and toilet, but I couldn''t find durian.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu can only publish the results himself.


    Li Tiezhu came to the ventilation window of the bathroom. A rope was tied to an insignificant corner. He pulled the rope back and tied a Durian.


    Everyone was stunned. How can NIMA find it?


    Barrage:


    "Pig guessed too accurately?"


    "Could it be Li Tiezhu who told him?"


    "Lei Yin: what a big head."


    "How can durian hide in the bathroom?"


    "I''ll go..."


    "Serious brother is a real chicken thief!"


    "Yes, it''s an unlimited challenge."


    Next, I have to guess the guardian object. Li Tiezhu didn''t participate because their hidden task is not a guardian task. Everyone went back to the room to send messages to the suspected object.


    Li Tiezhu got empty and took the small gifts prepared earlier and sent them room by room.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu came to lengba''s room and handed her a jewelry box.


    Lengba: "what?"


    Li Tiezhu: "open it and have a look."


    Lengba opened the box and exclaimed, "is it a ring?! why did you give me this?"


    The surprise on her face could not be hidden at all. Her eyes were shining. She thought, master, is this self release? If you send this kind of thing publicly, you''re not afraid of being misunderstood by others?


    The cameramen nearby were stunned. Is it so rampant? Also, the program team will definitely not broadcast this paragraph.


    Li Tiezhu: "the ring was bought by a roadside stall."


    In fact, this is the "Charm Ring" bought in the system mall.


    The ring is very thin. There is no diamond. What a mess, it is a very simple ring.


    When recording the program, lengba was embarrassed to ask Li Tiezhu to wear it for her, so she had to wear it on the ring finger of her left hand, which was the right size.


    After delivering things, Li Tiezhu left.


    Lengba suddenly lay on her side in bed, her eyes empty and began to wander.


    Yue Yupeng came in and asked lengba if she was guarding him.


    The cameraman gave lengba a close-up of lying on her side, which was beautiful.


    Barrage:


    "Isn''t it beautiful?"


    "Thought it was a poster..."


    "Lengba is so beautiful."


    "I''m here to take a screenshot!"


    "It feels like she''s shining!"


    "Beautiful!"


    "Why didn''t you find out before? She''s so beautiful!"


    This is the function of the charm ring. It won''t make people beautiful, but it will really improve the charm value.


    At the end of the program, all of the infinite brothers and sisters have not completed their tasks.


    So, at the beginning, lengba began to perform: "director? Can I say that?"


    Director: "yes."


    Lengba: "yes, everyone has taken care of me since these two issues. I thank you very much..."


    Wang Su: "what''s the matter with you? It''s as if you''re leaving."


    Lengba acting online: "yes, I may not come next term."


    Infinite challenge is a male guest. Everyone believes it and is confused.


    On the other side, the four iron are secretly exchanging eyes. They have a hidden mission, which is to destroy all the hidden missions of the infinite brothers and sisters.


    Sure enough, lengba stood up to hug the nearest Wang Su: "thank you, brother Su!"


    Wang Su also opened his arms.


    Li Tiezhu: "I disagree!"


    Everyone is stunned. It''s just a hug. Is it necessary to be jealous?


    Wang Su: "what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Su, how many times did she hold you today?"


    Wang Su recalled blankly.


    Wang Xiaokai added, "is it five times?"


    Wang Su: "Oh! Wait for me here?"


    Lengba stopped loading, picked up the paper towel on the tea table and smashed it at Li Tiezhu: "you will die if you don''t talk?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I will lose."


    Wang Su can''t hug lengba.


    Yue Yupeng put in a piece of fruit and said, "so lengba won''t go, will he?"


    Lengba didn''t have a good airway: "yes! Don''t go."


    Yue Yupeng took the fruit to feed Lei Yin: "my God! These Mu routines are too deep for our teachers and disciples to play."


    Lei Yin opens her mouth and wants to eat.


    Wu Lei: "say something..."


    Lei Yin hurriedly dodged: "eh? No! You fed me watermelon and water today..."


    Yue Yupeng: "what''s the matter? I''ve always been good to you."


    Lei Yin: "you feed me six times, right?"


    Yue Yupeng ate the fruit himself and sat down angrily.


    Luo Xiaoxiang stood up and danced with a smile, ready to sing.


    Wang Su: "piggy, are you going to sing again? You sang to me five times today."


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "what''s none of your business?"


    Wang Su: "if you are guessed right, your task will fail."


    Luo Xiaoxiang confirmed with the director, and then lost his way: "what does brother Su have to do with you? I guard lengba! I said it when I guessed people, didn''t you listen?"


    Wang Su: "I forgot. You haven''t finished the task anyway."


    Lengba covered her face and smiled.


    Then they attacked each other and guessed the tasks of Wang Su and Lei Yin. Everyone failed.


    The director said: "so, in the hidden task, the infinite brothers and sisters all failed and the four iron won. They have a collective hidden task, which is to destroy all of you."


    Lengba: "but how do they know?"


    Yue Yupeng: "yes, I know so well."


    Li Zhixuan raised his hand: "in the morning, when you took the task, I took the camera there. Later, I got on brother Lei Yin''s car and took a close-up of the task card."


    Lei Yin did it all at once: "what do you mean? Isn''t it five rules that punish new people? How can new people punish old people?"


    Li Zhixuan spread his hand: "who makes your head big."


    Luo Xiaoxiang said, "it''s still wrong. You secretly photographed the front, but what about the back? Why didn''t Li Tiezhu look for something when hiding behind? Moreover, he knew everything. He knew where lengba''s durian was and helped her change places."


    Wang Xiaokai: "he doesn''t know."


    Lengba nodded: "he knows where you and Wu Lei''s things are. Tie Zhu told me."


    Wang Xiaokai: "er..."


    Wu Lei: "spy! Traitor! Bah!"


    Wang Su: "how did you know?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I was the first to hide things. After hiding, I went to the monitoring car. I watched each of you hide things. Therefore, I didn''t look for it. It''s unfair."


    Lei Yin scratched his head: "can you play like this? Can you mess around like this?"


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "this is the infinite challenge."


    Lei Yin: "as a permanent guest, I was shown by the guest, and then told me that these are five? I''d better go home and embroider cross stitch with my mother. I can''t play this..."


    Everyone laughed again.


    Director: "you know, the four of them also have hidden tasks. Do you guess they have completed it?"


    Yue Yupeng: "I heard that Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai and Li Zhixuan have finished. Where''s Wu Lei?"


    Wu Lei collapsed: "I really can''t find a chance! Let brother Wang speed tie my shoes three times? How? I doubt you''re aiming at me!"


    Yue Yupeng clapped his hands: "ha ha ha! This is really too difficult. It will be obvious."


    Lei Yin: "I''m happy to see that you haven''t finished the task."


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "no, you see brother Su''s expression is wrong."


    Wang Su covered his face, then sighed and pointed to Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, you are really cruel! My God, how can you bully an old comrade like this? You... Don''t talk about martial virtue!"


    Lengba: "what''s the matter? What does Wu Lei''s mission have to do with Li Tiezhu?"


    Director: "yes, Wu Lei also completed the task."


    Others are also curious.


    Li Tiezhu smiled but didn''t speak. He hid his merit and fame.


    Wu Lei was stunned. He looked at the shoes on his feet and thought, how can I finish the task? Why don''t I know anything? Amnesia?


    Wang Speedway: "Hey! I''m still five old people. Why didn''t I expect it! I was plotted. He, Li Tiezhu, took me to see the gifts he brought before and asked me which one I wanted to choose first. It''s nice to say that we are villagers. Who knows..."


    This is, the picture cuts back to before dinner, when everyone is resting.


    Wang Su picked a peach Beaded as a gift and was stopped by Li Tiezhu.


    "Hey? Brother Su, come and surprise Wu Lei."


    "What surprise?"


    "He likes to wear sneakers. He brings two pairs and ties the most fashionable shoelaces every time. Come on... We changed them for hemp rope."


    "This is OK! Where do you get the hemp rope?"


    "The props of the program team came from the car. The thickness is just right. When Wu Lei wears them tomorrow, ha ha..."


    "Come on, give me one."


    Then Li Tiezhu opened Wu Lei''s box, took out two pairs of red and white sneakers, pulled the shoelaces and put on hemp rope. Li Tiezhu was slow to wear "shoelaces", so finally he wore one shoe and Wang Su wore three shoes. The task was achieved.


    Playback is over.


    Barrage:


    "I NIMA! I NIMA! I NIMA!"


    "Nimaga day show!"


    "Is that all the old fox can do?"


    "There are no hard marks."


    "Big snake pill won."


    "315 four iron is really Sao ah, Sao out of the sky!"


    "This wave directly turned over the infinite sky group show."


    "Wu Lei himself is confused!"


    "Li Tiezhu yyds!"


    Wang quickly beat his chest and feet: "how can I Leng a melon! My God... Li Tiezhu, you liar!"


    Sichuan dialect came out.


    In Li Tiezhu''s daily outfit: "this... Is infinite challenge."


    Wang Su was speechless. As an old man who had been fighting from the first season to the fifth season, he really had no face to speak. He was fooled into this by a guest. It was terrible.


    Wu Lei was overjoyed and clapped hands with Li Tiezhu.


    "Yes, iron pillar! How did you think of it?"


    "When I saw the hemp rope, I suddenly got an inspiration. I was going to find some hemp ropes to put on my body in case of need."


    Wu Lei was surprised: "what''s the hemp rope for a rainy day?"


    Yue Yupeng: "tie people! I''m familiar with this. Hahaha, the first time I saw Tiezhu was in the third issue of infinite challenge. I found him and got inspiration. I invited him to the program, and then he tied sun Lei and Fang Bo. Good guy, it''s silly to show me directly. Lengba was also in that issue, right?"


    Lengba nodded, "I''m here."


    Yue Yupeng: "I remember that tie Zhu was afraid of lengba at that time. He just participated in the competition in the sub division. He hasn''t been able to make his debut. Now, he dares to bully lengba."


    Lengba Wu''s face: "I really miss the iron pillar at that time. Be honest!"


    In fact, what she misses is... There was no pine and bamboo at that time, and the iron pillar was her exclusive.


    Li Tiezhu was also a little embarrassed.


    Lei Yin is happy. Now Wang Su is the worst. He doesn''t have to worry about losing face.


    Lei Yin: "say it! You are the worst resident guest of all the programs I have seen!"


    Yue Yupeng: "brother Su, five old people! Why did you play so badly?"


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "he is one of the three fools. There''s nothing wrong with him."


    Lengba: "brother, I sympathize with you!"


    Wang Su: "I... I don''t want to talk anymore!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "before the end of the program, I''ll make a small advertisement. At the end of next month, my new program" Oh Huo primitive man "will premiere on Donghai satellite TV and Penguin video. I hope you can give me more support at that time. The main guests are me, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, and the planning teams are sun Xixi, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan."


    Luo Xiaoxiang: "your program name is so strange!"


    After another chat, the program team announced the results. Li Tiezhu was the winner in the first round, with medium treatment and two people in one room.


    Lengba became the only winner in the second round, with the best treatment and single room. This is also a matter of course. After all, she is only a girl.


    The remaining four are miserable. The treatment is the worst. They have to be crowded in one room with only one bed in each room.


    This is the end of the program. 315 four iron blood washing infinite brothers and sisters.

 Chapter 468

    When the program was recorded, the director wiped his sweat. In this issue, not only the infinite brother and sister group was destroyed, but even his director did not escape. It can be said that the director himself has also contributed several hilarious passages. Although he doesn''t have much face, it''s effective. What face does the variety director want?


    Make complaints about bullet screen comments at the end of the curtain.


    "Li Tiezhu showed the whole audience!"


    "This issue is really enjoyable, much better than the first issue."


    "I hope Li Tiezhu stays here..."


    "Let''s go to see the original man next month!"


    "Serious brother''s program will never disappoint..."


    "I dare not watch the survival program in the wild."


    "Does Li Tiezhu want to be Dongfang Bei ye?"


    "I''m looking forward to it."


    "Except Li Tiezhu, the other two guests are not very good at coffee..."


    "Are you showing your IQ?"


    "Can''t the French Open women''s singles champion?"


    "Oriental Sharapova coffee is not good?"


    "Just searched, Zheng Yanzi is really beautiful!"


    "Ah! I''m ready."


    "My postpartum brother was almost, but he has also established his foothold in Yunde society."


    "Come on, Li Tiezhu!"


    After recording the program, the guests also completely relaxed. Lengba went to wash and wash. The old man Wang Su went to bed directly. Luo Xiaoxiang played with mobile phones in the bedroom - four mobile phones operated at the same time, one skilled, and the others... Drank downstairs.


    Four people in Li Tiezhu''s dormitory are pouring Yue Yupeng and Lei Yin.


    After drinking almost, Yue Yupeng said, "tie Zhu, you and Tao Zi go to do a new program. Come on. I''ll support you at that time."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "are you sure you want to come?"


    Yue Yupeng: "what''s the matter?"


    "Haven''t you heard Qin Tao say that program?"


    "No, I''ve been outside recently and didn''t go back. Is it... Difficult?"


    "It''s not just difficult, it''s hell level. Just look at what the planning is."


    "What''s the matter with the three of them? I wonder if they will plan?"


    "It''s not planning, but only responsible for giving ideas to torture guests. How cruel and how to come."


    "Oh... Then I''ll see two issues first and then decide not to come. Hahaha..."


    Lei Yin drank a little dizzy again: "master, take me then. Pillar, don''t you burn your brain in that program?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "thanks, brother Lei. It doesn''t burn the brain, it burns the physical strength."


    Lei Yin: "that''s no problem. I have good physical strength. Let''s go."


    The three on one side laughed like thieves. They didn''t hold any good farts at a glance!


    No, the big tongue said: "if brother Lei Zi is coming, we will give you the best treatment and brush you a buff! All animals with smaller heads than you will be hunted successfully at a glance. How about it?"


    Lei Yin cried and laughed: "this NIMA... Playing with me? But! It seems very powerful."


    Yue Yupeng: "in other words, you can kill whoever you want except me. Oh, no, Tao Zi''s head is big and full of fat."


    "What about me? What preferential treatment do you give me?"


    Lengba came down in her pajamas. Well, it''s a very conservative pajama. Recording programs is no better than at home.


    The three looked at Li Tiezhu, muttered again, and even gave out obscene laughter.


    Then Ju Chang said, "sister, give you a throne! You are the queen of the world. Coming to the program is equivalent to patrolling the territory. How about it?"


    Lengba was overjoyed: "this is good! This is good!"


    Yue Yupeng: "they all have special treatment. What about me?"


    Li Zhixuan said, "brother, do you really dare to come?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Hey, hey... Not necessarily, but I''ll fight for the treatment first. Is there nothing wrong?"


    Lei Yin: "no problem.


    The three whispered together again.


    Finally, Li Zhixuan said, "we have agreed to give you three curses, which can be used by anyone."


    Yue Yupeng''s fat face suddenly bloomed: "eh! Eh? I''ll come, I''ll come, I''ll curse Li Tiezhu, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned by the special abilities of the three players. Are we talking about the same program? Suddenly, he had an ominous hunch that I, Li Tiezhu, had a great reputation as an invincible variety player in China. I''m afraid


    This night, we played very late before going to bed, but the next day we woke up very early. The infinite brothers continued to record the program, and the 315 fourth railway flew to a new battlefield early in the morning... Jinyang City, Xishan province.


    They went to the tenth issue of "run away", which is also a part of the sanctions plan.


    If "Oh Huo primitive man" is just a program of tomato station, other programs will not let them advertise except "infinite challenge", but this program is not. It is the first top variety of penguin culture.


    In the past, penguins used to do some online or micro variety shows. At most, they invested in several top variety shows. Now "Oh Huo primitive man" is the first attempt of penguin culture and took out the top resources to promote it. Therefore, these variety shows broadcast live in penguin video still give face.


    In addition to the exchange of resources, the main reason is that "Oh Huo primitive man" is completely different from the types of these top variety shows, and there is no direct competition.


    Li Tiezhu has only been on "gallop bar" once, but he is no stranger, because Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani are very familiar with him. This is the last time the three of them participated in "gallop bar". The contract expires after this season, and they will turn to SiHa.


    Therefore, compared with them, Li Tiezhu is more like their own people.


    The recording of the program is very smooth. On the whole, this program is divided into running brothers and oh Huo brothers. Each link is confrontation. Li Tiezhu''s four men broke out with super combat effectiveness and won the victory in all links such as physical strength, skills and wisdom.


    In the evening, the last link came, that is, the traditional program of "run away".


    This paragraph was recorded in a shopping mall.


    Before the beginning, Li richen was still in the low-level Versailles: "there are two more people here. It seems a little unfair."


    Chen Chichi immediately rushed up to cover his mouth: "can you say less? How great people are?"


    Deng Chao also smiled: "we have two wastes here, Chen Chichi and Wang Zulu. One can''t do anything, and the other only knows to hide. So, in fact, it''s still four to four!"


    Wang Zulu: "I won''t hide today. I''m just in front! Right, Chichi?"


    Chen Chichi: "you just went. I''m still my waste."


    Wang Zulu: "


    Luhani said, "don''t set up a flag. Iron pillars and hammers are very fierce. Let''s be careful tonight. Brother richen and Li Zhixuan are known as little black cattle, no better than you."


    Li richen stubbornly said, "don''t be afraid. We have the experience of tearing famous brands. Only Li Tiezhu has them."


    Wang Xiaokai laughed badly: "Hey, hey... Let''s show you our new tactics of tearing up famous brands tonight!"


    After the cruel words, the game began.


    Ten guests were blindfolded and taken to every corner of the mall. Then the game began.


    Deng Deng


    Suddenly, there was a lot of running and shouting.


    "No. 1 is on the second floor!"


    "No. 2 is on the first floor!"


    "The first floor of No. 3!"


    "Call number 4, number 4, please answer..."


    "No. 4 came up from the underground garage. It''s on the first floor now."


    "Cafe on the first floor!"


    Deng Deng


    The running brothers are surrounded. What shape is this? They are still scattered. They are carefully looking for companions everywhere. Is the opponent so arrogant and shouting? What a newcomer who doesn''t understand the rules!


    Li richen looked around in the corridor and suddenly saw a big black mouse running past him. He was startled and hurriedly covered the famous brand behind him. With a fixed eye, Li Tiezhu ran past him without looking at him.


    Chen Chichi was also startled because Li Zhixuan ran crazy towards him. He knew he couldn''t do it. He lay on the ground for the first time. As a result, Li Zhixuan ran past him.


    Chen Chichi sat up: "what''s the situation?"


    The worst thing is that Yang Baobao on the first floor was kicked out by Wang Xiaokai. He managed to escape. He met Wu Lei again and was scared out of color.


    However, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei did not attack her and ran directly to the assembly site.


    In almost half a minute, the 315 four railways assembled outside the cafe.


    "The sweep begins!"


    Wu Lei roared and took the lead to run upstairs, because only one Yang Baobao was found on the first floor. Ignored, the lightning tactics of 315 four iron tore a woman for the first time? Isn''t that too shameful?


    Soon, the four people ran towards Li richen, who was still ignorant. Li richen didn''t care how hard he was just now. Now he ran, but it was useless. The four people scattered in an instant and surrounded Li richen before long.


    Li richen panicked: "have the ability to fight alone!"


    Wu Lei: "no ability! Let''s go together!"


    Li Zhixuan and Li Tiezhu rushed up first and controlled Li richen''s hands. Then, Wang Xiaokai easily tore off the famous brand behind him.


    Li richen was eliminated.


    The first battle was successful, tearing up each other''s strongest point, but the four didn''t hesitate.


    Wang Xiaokai threw away the famous brand and ran to the other side with others: "I see brother Chao! Come with me."


    Li richen was stunned: "is it too fast? Can it be like this?"


    The four had not found brother Chao, but they accidentally met Luhani who came down from the third floor, so the silly roe deer lay dead on the spot.


    Deng Deng


    Four people ran away again.


    Luhani looked left and right: "what happened?"


    "Deng Chao eliminated!"


    "Chen Chichi is eliminated!"


    "Wang Zulu eliminated!"


    After only five minutes, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan blocked each other''s last baby Yang in the doll store.


    Yang Baobao: "you... You don''t talk about martial virtue!"


    Li Tiezhu and the four people gathered together tacitly. They didn''t want to tear her. Finally, Wu Lei lost and walked over to Yang Baobao: "sister, I''m sorry."


    "Yang Baobao eliminated! The one who won tonight is brother Huo!"


    After that, the prizes were awarded. The two sides had a friendly communication. Of course, they had to advertise Oh Huo primitive man.


    After the program was recorded, Li richen still refused: "you''re too barbaric. You should have a sense of ceremony when tearing up the famous brand!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "this is called blitz."


    Chen Chichi said, "it''s not a bad thing! We''ve learned a trick. We''ll do the same next time we tear up the famous brand in the group!"

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    Li richen also wanted to say that this time it was because Zhen Kai didn''t come to the program, but when he thought about it, there were more people on his side, and he lost, so he didn''t have the face to mention it again.


    Moreover, Yang Baobao is also very upset. These guys don''t understand the rules, because he thinks they will be killed by the guests in a few minutes, which makes the flying brothers lose face. Which of the previous guests was not well behaved? Moreover, I didn''t win a game in the previous rounds. I''m really angry.


    But there is no way. Behind the other side is penguin. The director of the program group also deliberately connived at them this time.


    Anyway, the program is over.


    Although some guests were unhappy with the process and results, the audience was very happy because they had seen too many routines of "run away". How can they be unhappy with the sudden arrival of such four animals this time?


    Moreover, we all noticed that the 315 fourth railway sanctioned "unlimited challenge" and "gallop". Both of them are national variety shows!


    Which program will suffer next?


    Is there another one?


    have


    It''s the mushroom house.


    In a sense, at present, the only domestic reality TV variety shows at the top are infinite challenge, gallop bar and mushroom house. Although ha ha ha ha had a good reputation the year before last, it is still far from good.


    So, Li Tiezhu, they will come to this program to advertise. After all... They are all their own people!


    Mr. Huang, that''s the leader of Nortel.


    Even if you don''t have any friends on weekdays, you have to help, not to mention that we usually have a good relationship. Moreover, Li Tiezhu also worked in the mushroom house.


    July 4, noon.


    Yi Xing, who was cooking with the cooking machine PK, suddenly asked, "master, today is the last issue. Why haven''t the guests come yet?"


    Huang Sanshi sneered: "Why are you asking? Fry your food."


    Yi Xing said solemnly, "I''m worried that they''ll arrive when I''ve just cooked the meal. There''s not enough food!"


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t worry, the guests who come today don''t need our hospitality."


    Yi Xing: "huh?"


    My sister was surprised: "don''t they eat?"


    He Ling knew who the guest was and said, "Miss Huang, is the guest of the last issue bringing his own dry food?"


    Peng Yuchang made a stove outside: "it may also be robbing the warehouse! Li Tiezhu can do it."


    This is the last phase of the mushroom house. Before that, we all know that Li Tiezhu has long determined to come to the last phase. Moreover, as an old man in the mushroom house, Peng Yuchang knows that Li Tiezhu is going to be a little frog. This is the reserved program of each mushroom house.


    He Ling laughed: "that shouldn''t be. Now the warehouse is guarded."


    Barrage:


    "Don''t talk too full!"


    No, Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, Li Zhixuan and song Zhuer came towards the mushroom house. In addition to carrying boxes, everyone also carried strange things in their hands.


    Li Tiezhu was carrying a big iron pot and a kitchen knife in his hand.


    Wang Xiaokai was carrying a large fan of mutton. It looked like it weighed more than ten kilograms.


    Wu Lei piled a pile of vegetables on the box and dragged forward with difficulty.


    Li Zhixuan has good physical strength and carries a huge eight immortals table on his shoulder.


    Song Zuer is relatively relaxed, holding a cutting board.


    In the later stage of the program group, the mighty team of five people was directly suspended and marked with a row of big characters:


    What the hell is this?!


    Ji Ji


    Playback, ten minutes ago.


    Li Tiezhu took the lead in jumping out of the boat, stretched out his hand to pull song Zuer, and said, "the Peach Blossom Land is here! Next, we should listen to the command, be organized and disciplined, and we can''t let the people on their program look down upon... What''s our task in this issue?"


    The other four shouted, "borrow something!"


    Pause!


    Program group Subtitles:


    Li Tiezhu wanted to record the new variety show oh Huo primitive man, but the conditions were extremely difficult. At first, there was no furniture and shelter. Therefore, in the spirit of humanitarianism, mushroom house licensed them to borrow some necessary survival tools.


    The director stopped Li Tiezhu and his party and said, "it''s OK to borrow something, but there are two conditions."


    Li Tiezhu: "speak."


    Wang Zhengyu smiled: "first, the beginning of your program must be broadcast with the phrase ''special thanks for the strong support of mushroom house for this program''!"


    Li Tiezhu did not think: "yes."


    Wang Zhengyu: "second, each of you can only borrow one item, and you can borrow the items in the mushroom house only after completing each person''s task."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, you has the final say."


    Then, the four people began to discuss what to borrow. Li Tiezhu''s opinion is that in addition to knives, the most important thing is woodworking tools. After all, the new program has no house or furniture and must be made by yourself.


    Then, Wang Zhengyu began to write a question:


    "Li Tiezhu must let Yi Xing take the initiative to go to Oh Huo primitive man."


    "Wang Xiaokai asked Peng Yuchang to call you brother."


    "Wu Lei wants to add his sister''s wechat."


    "Li Zhixuan wants Mr. Huang to fry a dish for you alone."


    "Pine and bamboo! It''s very simple. I don''t wrestle in this issue."


    Songzhu''er looked frightened and pale. Is this... Too difficult?


    Li Tiezhu also covered his face.


    Wang Xiaokai said, "what''s the difficulty? Come on, monitor! You fight so badly. How can you walk and wrestle? Just don''t do dangerous actions."


    Li Zhixuan: "have you seen the mushroom house? The monitor is a scum and has no coordination."


    Songzhuer also said seriously: "comrades! It''s up to you. I''ll try not to fall... Hey..."


    People: "


    As soon as songzhuer slipped, he fell down by the river and ate shit.


    After she was helped up by Li Tiezhu, she smiled: "Hey, hey... I''m against this program! Stop talking, let''s go! Wash the mushroom house with blood!"


    The momentum is quite enough. After all, I never want face.


    Songzhuer, with dirty clothes, led the 315 fourth railway to kill the mushroom house. Then, he was stopped by the gate inspection personnel to check their luggage.


    The other four people have checked. Songzhuer refused to accept the inspection and said, "I''m a girl, and you can check my underwear?"


    The inspector was embarrassed: "but I''m afraid you''ll bring food in."


    Matsushita: "I swear I didn''t bring food. I brought something to eat. You can confiscate it directly!"


    The inspectors had no choice but to release.


    Then, the five people turned a corner and walked towards the legendary five Dou rice warehouse. The warehouse keeper was shocked when he saw Li Tiezhu.


    "What are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "just visit. What''s the matter?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "can''t you be curious?"


    Wu Lei: "don''t be so stingy!"


    Li Zhixuan: "I don''t rob you."


    Administrator: "no! No! I have to call the director. Hey?"


    Li Tiezhu instantly took the administrator''s mobile phone, and Li Zhixuan pulled the administrator into the warehouse.


    Administrator: "this is a foul!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t talk nonsense! We only take necessities! Foul? I''m not a guest of mushroom house, I''m a guest of Oh Huo primitive man! Why do you obey your rules? Moreover, primitive people know how to obey the rules? Good!"


    Yes, this program is the closing issue of mushroom house, and it is also CO produced with Oh Huo primitive man.


    win-win!


    Mushroom house doesn''t pay for guests. Oh, come here to mushroom house to borrow some production tools. Can''t you start with both hands?


    At this time, the program group suspended the program again later and played Subtitles:


    This issue is a joint production of "mushroom house" and "Oh Huo primitive man". Therefore, none of Li Tiezhu''s five people can enter the mushroom house, and they are self reliant in food, clothing, housing and transportation.


    Here, Wang Xiaokai said, "this iron pot looks very lucky."


    Li Tiezhu: "take it if you have fate! Acquaintance in the vast sea of people is fate."


    Over there, Wu Lei said, "this piece of mutton looks so cute."


    Li Tiezhu: "take it with you. Such lovely meat, of course, needs more exposure. It''s a pity to hide it in the warehouse."


    On the other side, Li Zhixuan said, "do you want a chopping board? There must be a kitchen knife."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hmm! Take it with you."


    On the other side, songzhuer took some plastic bags and crazily filled them with vegetables. He raised them and bared his teeth: "Hey, hey... Now that you have mutton, make mutton soup! I have all the vegetables! Cabbage, radish, lettuce tip, millet spicy, coriander and bean sprouts."


    "Go!"


    Li Tiezhu waved his big hand and led the team towards the mushroom house.


    The warehouse keeper left behind was trembling: "this is a primitive man! It''s too barbaric..."


    This sentence is not a line, but a feeling, so it was retained by the program group.


    Li Tiezhu is very pleased. These "soldiers" under Xu Sanduo''s hands can still fight a "hard battle". Run from five to run, and never pull a thin belt!


    Unfortunately, it''s a pity that we didn''t go to "Oh Huo primitive people" with them, because it''s the first season. The resident guests should control the quantity and... Price to avoid losing money.


    It is this sanctions plan that Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei participate in these three variety shows. They are all friendly sponsors. In fact, they go to variety shows in private and get much higher notification fees.


    This is the basic feeling of the simple student age!


    In the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi was telling a joke: "they won''t come to eat our food! This is a joint program. Li Tiezhu brought people to have a picnic. They have no money, food and tools. Ha ha! We have to borrow everything. Do you feel very happy?"


    He Ling clapped his hands: "is that why Mr. Huang promised to engage in joint branding? It''s too bad!"


    Huang Sanshi: "what else? He fed me more than 20 kilograms in the last issue. I can''t take revenge?"


    Peng Yuchang said faintly, "it''s estimated to hang! Master, brother Zhu is a man standing at the top of the food chain. He eats everything except master Bei..."


    Huang Sanshi: "Hey! A skillful woman can''t make bricks without rice. Unless he can rob the warehouse, otherwise, no... shit!"


    He couldn''t help but burst out in foul language, because Mr. Huang saw the group of five coming and the things they were holding in their hands.


    "Hello, Miss Huang! Hello, miss he!"


    "Borrow your precious land."


    "Brother Yi Xing, brother Peng, sister, do you want to eat peaches?"


    "The director said we could use the half empty yard."


    "What''s the matter with you? Do you want mutton?"


    PS£º


    There are only two shifts today, and the fourth shift will be changed to the third shift tomorrow, because... There will be a big push in the sky and a continuous overtime for one week. Thank you for your support!

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    Also, would you like mutton?


    crap!


    Peng Yuchang''s saliva is flowing out, and his sister''s eyes are shining. Yi Xing is a little reserved, but the dishes just fried in his hand are not fragrant.


    The old two are still relatively stable and have a certain bearing not to bow down for five bushels of rice.


    Huang Sanshi: "eat mutton in hot weather? Isn''t it hot? This thing is on fire."


    He Ling: "yes! You should be vegetarian in summer."


    However, the weather today is not hot. It rained heavily in southern Hunan yesterday. Today is a cloudy day, and the temperature is less than 30 degrees. It is quite suitable.


    In fact, it''s only a few minutes after 11 o''clock, but the mushroom house has already started cooking, just because after Li Tiezhu left, these people didn''t have the habit of eating breakfast.


    Of course, it''s also because no one makes breakfast. I drink rice and something. There''s a ghost when I''m hungry.


    Therefore, the lunch in mushroom house usually opens very early, but it is not very rich, because one lazy, two poor and three perfunctory.


    Li Tiezhu said: "the program team said, oh, Huo team can use your yard and water. It can also exchange with you."


    Huang Sanshi sneered: "you can use the yard. It''s no problem to sleep in the shed at night. The problem is, we don''t want to exchange with you."


    This is a bit of a needle to wheat. Huang Sanshi knows the variety effect best.


    Li Tiezhu turned and looked at the director: "then... Can you grab it?"


    Barrage:


    "Excellent!"


    "This is brainwashed by five? Iron pillar!"


    "No! Primitive people have no morality."


    "It''s interesting that the two groups cook separately!"


    "The mushroom house is so unpopular for the first time."


    "Fun."


    The director covered his face: "No. This is not infinite challenge..."


    Director Wang Zhengyu came out of five. He was once the right-hand assistant of director Yan Min of infinite challenge.


    Li Tiezhu endured: "OK! We''ll see."


    Huang Sanshi: "I won''t even let you into the kitchen. What if you have ingredients? Eat raw?"


    He Ling: "this... Is too much? After all, it''s a brother program."


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s because it''s a brother program, so we have to be strict! The conditions of Oh Huo primitive man are extremely difficult, which is 100 times harder than that of mushroom house. We need to temper their spirit of hard work from now on! Even if it''s for you, you''re welcome."


    He Ling: "ah? Mr. Huang, you are... What a great light!"


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s right! These five are barely my students. Of course I have to consider them."


    He Ling: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not negotiable?"


    Huang Sanshi: "no discussion."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! Bamboo, open the equipment!"


    Equipment???


    I saw that songzhuer silently opened his suitcase and put forward a small bag of clothes wrapped in plastic bags. Then, the remaining space is filled with... A generation of cement and a brick knife.


    The so-called brick knife is actually used to pick cement to build walls. In addition, it can also cut bricks. It is one of the artifacts in construction sites.


    He Ling, Yi Xing and Peng Yuchang went crazy on the spot.


    Sister Zhang Zifeng was silly and stunned.


    Huang Sanshi: "I... no! Songzhuer, you are a little beauty. Half a bag of cement is dragged in the box? What do you think? Doesn''t the program team check it?"


    Songzhuer said solemnly, "iron pillar asked me to drag it. Check?! but I said there were private items and refused. The program team said that as long as I don''t bring food, it''s OK. Cement, shouldn''t I eat?"


    Huang Sanshi was speechless.


    The director group on one side doesn''t dare to fart. Oh, the program group looks coquettish!


    Barrage:


    "Iron head baby never let me down!"


    "Too top!"


    "It would be perfect if there were pine and bamboo in Oh Huo primitive man."


    "Like Zheng Yanzi!"


    "Two men and two women are the best. I hope songzhuer will participate."


    "Iron pillar doesn''t want bamboo to suffer?"


    Li Tiezhu stood up again and said to Huang Sanshi, "teacher Huang! Let''s have five people on each side. Let''s play a game?"


    Huang Sanshi: "who plays games with you? Do you want tools? As soon as your ass tilts, I know whether you shit or pee. I tell you, no way!"


    He Ling: "Miss Huang guesses one by one!"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "if you don''t play games, you can only rob."


    Huang Sanshi: "do you think this is infinite challenge?"


    First of all, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi are the leaders of their respective teams and the most suitable dialogue objects.


    Secondly, Huang Sanshi and Yi Xing also recorded unlimited challenge this year, but they only participated in seven or eight periods. They just learned that five were abused by Li Tiezhu. Of course, they should be punished. How can they connive?


    Li Tiezhu said calmly: "teacher! This issue is a joint production of mushroom house and oh Huo primitive man, so the rules are not just the rules of mushroom house! You abide by the rules of mushroom house, we abide by the rules of Oh Huo, hey..."


    This is also a fact. The investment of 12 million in this period, "Oh Huo primitive man" paid 4.8 million, which is generous enough! "Mushroom house" has only paid less than two million, and the rest is the money paid by the sponsors.


    Moreover, oh, the guests of Huo program group have no announcement fee, which is free to help.


    Therefore, the mushroom house crew really can''t ask Li Tiezhu and others to follow the rules of the mushroom house. It''s not a question of who is high and who is low. The key is for... Fun.


    Huang Sanshi is a little uneasy, primitive man! Those who don''t talk about civilization and morality are a little afraid.


    He Ling is good at observing words and expressions. He Jiequan said, "Miss Huang, if you see how miserable they are, let them go once. Anyway, you borrow them and won''t take them away."


    Huang Sanshi found the step and said, "OK! It''s cheap for you, that is, teacher he is soft hearted. Come on, iron pillar, I''ll talk to you, stone, scissors... Cloth!"


    Li Tiezhu''s hammer won.


    Huang Sanshi wiped his face: "OK! Tiezhu, you won. Go to the tool you want."


    Li Tiezhu sincerely ran into the kitchen, took a big bundle of firewood out and put it in the yard.


    Huang Sanshi: "you''re... Too much! Didn''t you say to return it after use?"


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "ash, we won''t take it away."


    Huang Sanshi: "


    He Ling: "OK! It''s not easy for them. It''s like having a picnic."


    Next, the others continued to fight.


    He Ling won Wang Xiaokai, Yi Xing won Wu Lei, Peng Yuchang lost to Li Zhixuan, and her sister lost to tietouwa.


    At the instigation of Li Tiezhu, Li Zhixuan took out a seasoning box with all kinds of seasonings, and songzhuer took out a big spoon.


    Huang Sanshi said, "let them cook. Let''s move the table to the yard and show them!"


    So, five people in the mushroom house sat in the shed with four dishes and one soup. It was a rare feast. The five people ate very happily.


    Li Tiezhu asked Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei to pick up pebbles from the river. He personally prepared cement and began to build an earth stove. He also asked Wang Xiaokai to cut some bamboo and come back to make bamboo bowls, chimneys and chopsticks. By the way, he served as firewood, while pine and bamboo were responsible for washing vegetables.


    They only have one kitchen knife, but this kitchen knife is of good quality. It is very sharp to cut bamboo.


    Soon, the earth stove was set up in the yard. Li Tiezhu made a fire, burned the strip of brick knife red, pierced the section of the column, and made a short chimney. The earth stove was completely completed.


    The iron pot is like that. Cut off the fat on the mutton and put it in the pot. It makes a noise!


    Over there, Peng Yuchang, who was eating, couldn''t help exclaiming, "Wow, that''s great. Is it done?"


    My sister couldn''t help saying, "it smells good!"


    Huang Sanshi said, "they don''t have onions, ginger and garlic! They can''t avoid the smell of mutton. Wait and see. They shouldn''t choose mutton."


    Yi Xing, who can cook, also said, "really! They should take ginger and garlic. Unfortunately, they took a spoon and fried vegetables with a bamboo spoon!"


    While slicing the mutton, Li Tiezhu said to Wang Xiaokai, "there is a walnut tree behind the mushroom house. It''s summer walnut. It''s about to mature. Go and get me three walnuts."


    Wang Xiaokai: "where?"


    "That! See? The green fruit."


    "Isn''t walnut Brown?"


    "Han Bao! Peel off the skin and there are walnuts in it."


    "Oh! Know nagging."


    Here, Huang Sanshi, who didn''t dare to eat more, put down his chopsticks and said, "Oh! I''ve been prepared long ago. It seems that you''ve already thought of it without onions, ginger and garlic?"


    Li Tiezhu fried mutton oil and said, "there is no way. Our choice space is limited."


    Huang Sanshi said: "audience friends, I want to see Oh Huo primitive man. I want to see how Li Tiezhu lives with two guests in the extreme lack of tools! Tut tut..."


    He Ling said, "what''s the matter? Why do you suddenly start holding Li Tiezhu? Aren''t we the enemy?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "walnuts can top onions, ginger and garlic! Especially when cooking mutton, putting two or three walnuts can avoid fishy smell and smell, which is more reliable than onions and ginger. Iron pillar is not smart, but life skills are full!"


    Li Tiezhu is not nonsense. The sheep is very fat and has refined a big bowl of oil.


    The oil residue is all in the bamboo bowl of songzhu''er. She is squatting on the ground, dipping the oil residue one by one into salt. She eats so much that she leads her sister Zhang Zifeng. The two girls eat sheep oil residue together. The picture is very harmonious.


    When Wang Xiaokai took back three green walnuts, Li Tiezhu peeled them, took out the walnuts and smashed them for standby.


    First of all, Li Tiezhu began to fry the sliced mutton with mutton oil and add one peeled walnut kernel. After frying, add water, boil and add two green walnuts that are only open.


    After the water boils, the soup is white and fragrant, but it is still not enough to have an appetite.


    Huang Sanshi said, "at this time, you need to add shallots to increase the flavor."


    He Ling: "we have shallots in the field, but we won''t give them to you. Ah! It''s just fun."


    Li Tiezhu got up silently and left.


    Wang Xiaokai focused on the fire and said, "there''s always a way for the iron pillar!"


    Sure enough, Li Tiezhu walked a section of the way. He pulled a few wild onions from the roadside. When he came back and washed them, half took a knot and put it in the pot, and the other half chopped it up for dipping.


    Huang Sanshi was happy and shook his head with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu said, "wild onions are more fragrant than your shallots?"


    Huang Sanshi: "how did you find it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I saw it on the way!"


    Sao!


    This is true.


    At present, the most reliable guess in the whole network is that Li Tiezhu''s new program "Oh Huo primitive man" is a tool free and resource free version of "mushroom house", which looks very similar now.


    Especially after seeing Li Tiezhu''s many Sao operations, we look forward to it even more.

 Chapter 471

    When the mutton soup boiled, he waited for a while. When he saw that the soup was whiter, he picked out the two walnuts and threw them away. If he cooked again, the soup would turn black and bitter.


    On the other side, Wang Xiaokai is cutting radishes and other vegetables.


    Song Zhuer... Still eating oil residue with Zhang Zifeng!


    Zhang Zifeng also knew how to reciprocate. He took five eggs from the mushroom house kitchen.


    Huang Sanshi and others didn''t stop. After all, eggs are not rare in the mushroom house. There are five new eggs every day, not counting when they don''t record the program. Therefore, eggs can''t be eaten in the mushroom house.


    Li Tiezhu stopped Wu Lei''s foolish idea of eating roast eggs. He put away the eggs and went to the chicken house of the mushroom house to have a look, mainly to confirm.


    Confirm whether the rooster is still in the chicken house except the goose!


    Yes!


    So


    The cock would rather go on the wrong goose and lantern than let go of the coquettish and elegant character of a hen. These eggs can hatch chicks. At least, the proportion is very high, so you have to keep them!


    Three days later, on July 7, the 0th issue of Oh Huo primitive man, that is, the pilot film, will start recording.


    These eggs may come in handy.


    The strong smell of mutton soup fills the air, stimulating people''s sense of smell and opening taste buds.


    Li Tiezhu put salt in the soup, put radish in it, stewed it for a while, and put cabbage and coriander in it.


    Soon, turn off the fire and eat.


    With Zhang Zifeng, a total of six people gathered around the cobblestone stove and began to eat with bamboo bowls. Each bowl was filled with chili noodles, coriander and salt. The simplest dry dipping material, combined with the soft waxy fragrance of mutton, was invincible.


    Peng Yuchang, who was chopping firewood, couldn''t help but say, "sister, haven''t you just eaten? Why do you eat again?"


    Zhang Zifeng held a piece of mutton: "because it''s delicious!"


    Peng Yuchang swallowed his saliva.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Peng, come if you want. Ten kilograms of mutton, plus so many vegetarian dishes, we can''t finish it. Mr. Huang, Mr. He and brother Yi Xing, you too!"


    "I don''t want to eat," said Peng tieguzheng


    Huang Sanshi laughed: "Peng Peng, you really don''t want to eat?"


    Peng Peng: "I just want to work. Mushroom house is not food for a long time!"


    Yi Xing said, "but I want to eat."


    Pumbaa: "brother! We can''t lose our final dignity. This is the bottom line of the mushroom house. We are so backbone!"


    Huang Sanshi went into the kitchen, took out a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, and walked happily to the pot of mutton soup: "haven''t eaten mutton soup for a long time, try it!"


    Peng Peng: "


    He Ling also drew gourds and rubbed the food with bowls and chopsticks.


    Yi Xing laughed at the crow''s feet: "is it so careless? I''ll eat it too!"


    Peng Peng: "you..."


    Peng Yuchang''s expression is extremely wonderful. If you use the most appropriate word to describe it, it is... The clown is myself.


    Huang Sanshi didn''t answer: "since Peng Peng doesn''t like it, we won''t force it. One person has one kilogram of meat. Let''s try to finish this pot!"


    He Ling: "that''s necessary! There''s a big meal tonight."


    Huang Sanshi: "hahaha! Yes, it''s a big meal. We ate your mutton. The mushroom house will treat you to dinner tonight."


    Yi Xing: "how to beat this dip dish?"


    He Ling: "come on, let me help you. Does Miss Huang want it?"


    Huang Sanshi: "wait a minute, I''ll have soup first. Hehe... The bamboo spoon is rough enough!"


    Nine people ate around the stove, leaving Peng Yuchang alone chopping firewood there. Just after the cruel words, he couldn''t wipe his face to eat.


    They don''t mind Li Tiezhu. They can''t finish it anyway. It''s good to have another dinner.


    Moreover, it''s better to have a good relationship before doing the task!


    Barrage:


    "Peng Peng is terrible!"


    "You can''t chop wood like mutton."


    "This is backbone?"


    "The saliva is running down, ha ha..."


    "Laugh to death, Peng Zhenxiu."


    "Pines and bamboos make their faces swell."


    "It''s time to mend the cement that has dragged all the way."


    "There''s no one in this brain circuit. Go to the mushroom house and bring cement."


    "Sister, it''s good to fight. Is this mutton really so delicious?"


    "Are you serious about one kilogram per person?"


    "This pot of meat is too solid!"


    "The meat hasn''t been cooked yet."


    The iron pot is not small, but it can''t cook less than ten kilograms of mutton. Therefore, Li Tiezhu fried all the mutton slices and put them in several bamboo pots opened vertically. At present, only five kilograms of mutton have been cooked, and there are still a lot of vegetables left.


    Li Tiezhu buried himself in hard work. After all, he has a good appetite.


    Wang Xiaokai was soon full. He took a few pieces of meat and went to find Peng Peng, a coolie who cut firewood and began to wash dishes. He fed Peng Peng a piece of meat.


    Peng Yuchang was so happy that his eyes narrowed: "delicious!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "do you still want to eat?"


    "Yes!"


    "Call brother!"


    "Brother Kay! You are my brother."


    "Have a fat one."


    When Wang Xiaokai finished his task, he pulled Peng Yuchang over and ate at his place. Then Wang Xiaokai ran to wash the dishes.


    Peng Yuchang ate meat: "you are all bad guys! As long as Xiaokai is the best to me."


    Zhang Zifeng said, "but it''s you who say you don''t eat."


    Peng Yuchang: "I was pretending to refuse. It''s called courtesy."


    Zhang Zifeng: "ha, poke."


    Aside, Wu Lei gave a thumbs up: "my sister''s Sichuan words are broad! I''ll treat you as my hometown in the future! Take care of each other."


    Zhang Zifeng and Wu Lei are both child stars. They are inevitably close to each other naturally, but there was no intersection before.


    She took out her mobile phone and said, "let''s add a wechat? Invite me to have hot pot later!"


    "Yes, yes."


    Wu Lei was overjoyed. It was almost sleepy. Someone handed him a pillow.


    There is no difficulty in this task!


    Seeing that Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei had completed their tasks, Li Zhixuan looked at Huang Sanshi: "Miss Huang, can I order a dish?"


    Huang Sanshi: "you are not qualified to order. You are not guests."


    Li Zhixuan choked and failed?


    Song Zhuer said, "Miss Huang, we can not order, but you should be satisfied with the hammer order."


    Huang Sanshi: "why? Why?"


    Songzhuer said seriously: "you are his idol since childhood. He watched your TV series when he was a few years old. That''s April day. He gave up inheriting his family property to rely on Nortel because of you! Moreover, he always tells people that you were much more handsome than Zhang Rongguo when you were young."


    Li Zhixuan''s face is red. I don''t think he''s a bit of a powder.


    As soon as Huang Sanshi heard that others praised him for being handsome, he was immediately happy and looked at Li Zhixuan: "really?"


    Li Zhixuan can only nod, but can''t say I don''t like you face to face?


    He Ling said, "look at the shy child, his face is red. It''s rare to see his idol. I''m the master. You can order! Say, what do you want?"


    Li Zhixuan said, "race crabs."


    Huang Sanshi: "I''m also a loser. I don''t know how to order a big dish."


    He Ling: "people are your fans. I''m afraid you''re tired. You don''t understand people''s painstaking efforts and say sarcastic words."


    In this way, Li Zhixuan''s task has been completed, leaving Li Tiezhu. His task is to let Yi Xing take the initiative to go to Oh Huo primitive man. This program has invited members of the mushroom house, but at present, there are only Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Peng Peng. My sister is a girl and is not suitable for such a hard program, and Yi Xing has not invited.


    Songzhuer is eager to try and can''t wait to give Li Tiezhu an assist. After all, her brain circuit is strange.


    However, Li Tiezhu never straightens out those fancy. He is used to solving the most complex problems with the simplest operation. In short, he reduces ten meetings at one time.


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of soup and hummed:


    Sing this song for you


    No style


    It just represents


    I want to give you happiness


    He Ling will always be the one who won the most support. He quickly put down his bowl and applauded: "OK! Nice to hear... Another new song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! It''s a new song, but it''s not suitable for me."


    He Ling: "I think it''s very good."


    Over there, Yi Xing said, "if it''s not suitable, how about giving it to me? Iron pillar!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "conditions."


    That''s it.


    Yi Xing: "I''ll give you money."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you think I''m short of money?"


    Yi Xing scratched his head: "let me go to your new program! Together with Shifu and Mr. He. No announcement fee, OK?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded, "OK."


    Mission accomplished.


    Until the four finished the task, the director stood up and said:


    "Congratulations to Li Tiezhu, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan. The hiding task is completed. Each of you can choose a tool from the mushroom house and bring a new program. Their hiding tasks are..."


    Li Tiezhu and others clapped their hands to celebrate, and songzhuer jumped up and shouted.


    Li Tiezhu: "you failed your mission. How can you celebrate?"


    Matsushita: "they make trouble for me. How can I not wrestle all day?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you also have a certain truth."


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling looked at each other and said, "so this mutton soup is..."


    He Ling: "Hongmen banquet!"


    Huang Sanshi: "say! What tools do you want?"


    Wu Lei said, "that cooking machine is good."


    Li Tiezhu said, "are you stupid? You are planning. You don''t know whether there is electricity or not?"


    Wu Lei looked embarrassed. Why did he forget this? In order to make the program more difficult, the program has no electricity.


    Li Tiezhu did not want to say, "I want the most basic tools, a hoe, a contempt knife, a big axe and a saw. These mushroom houses have them!"


    Huang Sanshi nodded: "OK, I''m good at living. That''s it. Take these tools away when the program is over, but shake and print the logo of the mushroom house on the tools!"


    At this time, everyone finished eating, leaving five kilograms of mutton and many vegetables.


    Ho Ling Tao: "eat the rest of the night. Do your work! If you work hard, mushroom house can consider sending you another awesome tool, but we choose this tool."


    "Good!"


    Li Tiezhu and others were young and strong. They were not afraid to work. They soon drove a tractor.


    He Lingjianxi said to Huang Sanshi, "let''s give him a hand grinder at that time! Hahaha! It''s useless anyway."


    Huang Sanshi nodded: "good! This can be."

 Chapter 472

    The kind Zhang Zifeng said, "isn''t that good? Their program looks pathetic. We give them a useless tool..."


    He Ling said, "hahaha! In fact, what I first thought was not a hand grinder, but a range hood."


    Huang Sanshi said, "they don''t have electricity. Otherwise, the range hood may still be useful."


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the barrage.


    "Teacher he is so bad!"


    "No, some people really think the hand grinder is useless?"


    "This thing is of great use, really."


    "In addition to coffee beans, other things can also be ground."


    "Look forward to Li Tiezhu''s face and he Ling."


    "My sister is so kind!"


    The recording of the program continued. This time, Li Tiezhu and others didn''t fix any moths. They honestly planted the trees. This time, they replanted the trees that had died before and were blown down by the wind.


    The boys who planted trees were fine. The pines and bamboos on the sidelines had fallen all over with mud, and their faces were also muddy, just like the little flower cat.


    Wu Lei was stunned: "monitor! Are you taking credit from us? Obviously you haven''t done anything!"


    Matsushita: "I''m allergic to this program. Just get used to it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "then don''t change your clothes at night. In order to fill the cement, you don''t have as many clothes as you brought the previous two times."


    Matsushita: "Oh."


    Three hours later, everyone returned to the mushroom house, and then went to the warehouse to exchange goods. This time, everyone learned the essence and exchanged for food. Anyway, the last issue is the last issue. It''s not cost-effective to change other items, and it''s not cost-effective to save. All deposits will be empty next quarter.


    In the evening, it is a sumptuous dinner, which can be said to be the most luxurious one of the mushroom house this season.


    Li Tiezhu''s works: mutton soup, double cooked meat, steamed meat, vinegar cabbage


    Huang Sanshi''s works: Crab race, chicken stewed mushroom, Muxu meat, laver egg soup


    Yi Xing''s works: fried meat with pepper, fried beef with white pepper


    Nine dishes and one soup can''t fit on the table in the mushroom house, and a piece of wood is built.


    Everyone had a good time, but they all ate, because there was a hidden green feast in the mushroom house - little frog in the evening.


    After dinner, we washed the dishes and played games in the room. Li Tiezhu lost miserably this time. He was hit by a bullet in his head and his hair was purple. Although Li Tiezhu and others said that they came to compete with the mushroom house at the beginning, they can''t sleep in the house by themselves. It''s natural to live in the mushroom house.


    Finally, the content of the program was almost recorded.


    At ten o''clock, he Ling stood up and said, "director, is it OK? Get up and catch the little frog!"


    Huang Sanshi: "Peng Zi, put on the props!"


    Therefore, Peng Peng took out a series of tools to distribute to the public, and the magnificent frog catching movement was carried out vigorously.


    This time, songzhuer and Zhang Zifeng didn''t follow, but stayed at home and waited.


    Because of the experience of the previous two times, people unanimously decided to let her not make trouble. She went out at night and couldn''t come back without falling ten or eight.


    Zhang Zifeng was afraid to catch the little frog. She thought it was too much to eat the little frog.


    So when songzhuer came out in Kumamoto''s pajamas after taking a bath, Zhang Zifeng said, "sister Zhuer, isn''t the little frog protecting animals?"


    Songzhuer wiped his hair: "frogs are class III protected animals. It is illegal to catch wild frogs. Catching more than 20 frogs can be convicted of illegal hunting."


    Zhang Zifeng was silly: "ah? Ah? Why do you know so well?"


    Songzhuer said, "I checked it on the Internet. I checked it the year before last. The wild ones are illegal, and the artificially bred ones won''t. moreover, eight of them catch it. As long as they catch less than 160, less than 20 per capita, they should be able to avoid risks."


    Zhang Zifeng: "what if you catch too many? Release them?"


    Matsushita recognized his true face: "no! Just eat it. After all... There is no proof of death."


    Zhang Zifeng: "but... They are so innocent! They were eaten for no reason."


    Pine bamboo son said, "how can you be innocent? Don''t you sleep at night? The hotter the weather, the louder they shout? The more you can''t sleep?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "so I brought earmuffs."


    Songzhuer: "But do your neighbors have earmuffs? These rural residents will be disturbed by their noise all summer. Who can''t bear it? Look at those neighbors, old, young and young. They are doing the most tired physical work and don''t have a good rest at night. So we have the responsibility to give them a quiet summer! A quiet summer, the frogs in the plate are new Fresh... "


    The one who said the right words in front of her began to sing. She heard Li Tiezhu humming once in a while. She didn''t know what song it was. Tiezhu had a lot of new songs that hadn''t been written.


    Zhang Zifeng shook his head and said, "no, no! These frogs eat pests and can protect rice."


    Songzhuer said, "now the rice seeds can prevent insects, don''t you know? There aren''t so many frogs. Moreover, frogs eat not only pests, but also beneficial insects. At best, they make up for their mistakes. Besides, the rice is about to be harvested, and their work task has been completed. Now it''s time to perform their last duty."


    "What duty?"


    "Duty as food."


    "Er... Isn''t it very environmentally friendly?"


    "Environmental protection is a false proposition. Let me tell you, your farting can also be regarded as the emission of toxic gases to pollute the environment. You also have a responsibility for global warming."


    "Sister, what''s your logic? Do small animals have no rights? Why should they be eaten?"


    "Then take off your clothes and run naked every day. I''m from the plant protection association. I suspect you have violated cotton''s right to life!"


    "Er..."


    On nonsense, if pine and bamboo recognize the second, no one dares to be the first.


    Zhang Zifeng''s eyes were at a loss. He was obviously confused.


    Songzhu''er pursued the victory and said, "moreover, isn''t the cultured animals life? Why are they inferior to the wild animals? They live in the circle or in the mountains, which is not their choice. Black life is expensive! Therefore, we should make practical contributions to the equality of rights between the cultured animals and wild animals. As long as we all eat, they will be equal."


    Zhang Zifeng: "ah! This..."


    "Do you look down on artificially bred animals?"


    "No!"


    "Have you ever been modest and guilty about eating so many animal carcasses in your life?"


    "I..."


    "Today I''ll give you a chance to prove that you don''t discriminate against domestic animals."


    "I dare not eat frogs."


    Zhang Zifeng has been in a mess, showing a pitiful expression. She doesn''t even dare to eat bullfrogs.


    Songzhuer disdains a smile, little counsellor!


    H ran over and rubbed Zhang Zifeng.


    Songzhuer couldn''t help licking his saliva: "I''ll go. This guy is fat again this year! Hit it, hit it..."


    H caught his tail and ran away. It''s murderous!


    After more than an hour, the frog catching brigade returned, and the harvest was not too much.


    Because they met three frog catching teams, two of them were villagers, and one was shameless program team staff. It was said that Wang Zhengyu and Xi Xi were greedy for little frogs.


    I only got six kilograms this time, and only three kilograms came out of the drum, which is the least in the three seasons of mushroom house.


    When Li Tiezhu and Peng Peng killed the little frog, Zhang Zifeng was too frightened to hide in the house, but song Zhuer summoned up the courage to kill two.


    Huang Sanshi is preparing side dishes in the kitchen.


    Just as Li Tiezhu was preparing to fry the little frog, Wang Zhengyu and Xi Xi came with more than ten kilograms of little frog. Everyone in the mushroom house was stunned.


    Huang Sanshi: "no, where did you get so many little frogs?"


    Wang Zhengyu smiled contemptuously: "otherwise, how do you think the two frog catching teams came from? Of course, we invited the local villagers. Tonight, our program team also had a big meal and drank beer! What, borrow your kitchen and seasoning."


    Huang Sanshi: "hehe... Don''t borrow!"


    Of course, the program group has a kitchen, but without kimchi and firewood stove, it is difficult to deal with so many frogs. The main reason is that they are not very good at doing it.


    Sisi said, "why?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "you don''t need money for oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar? People don''t chop firewood? Even if it''s a pot, there''s depreciation."


    Sisi: "what do you mean?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I have to pay more."


    Sisi: "


    Wang Zhengyu: "a kilo of little frog."


    Huang Sanshi: "three jin. Buy it now! Don''t accept refutation."


    Wang Zhengyu: "yes!"


    After the deal was concluded, they asked Li Tiezhu and Peng Peng to kill the little frogs for them. Finally, Li Tiezhu finished the mushroom house, a basin of diving frogs and a large plate of pickled peppers to fry the little frogs.


    Then Li Tiezhu went to eat the little frog with everyone.


    Wang Zhengyu: "no, Tiezhu, we haven''t fired yet. If we can fire, why do you want to do it?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you borrow the kitchen, not the cook."


    Wang Zhengyu: "make an offer."


    Li Tiezhu smiled calmly: "give me water for tomorrow''s program. You have to let me take away the iron pot, kitchen knife and cutting board we robbed from the warehouse."


    Wang Zhengyu: "yes."


    So Li Tiezhu happily got them a pot of hot pot little frogs and fried a large plate.


    When Li Tiezhu entered the house and continued to eat the little frog, he saw Zhang Zifeng''s eyes red, like crying, and couldn''t help asking, "sister, what''s the matter?"


    Zhang Zifeng sniffed, shook his head, put a little frog in his mouth with his eyes closed, and showed an expression of crying and laughing: "eat well! Well... I dare not eat the little frog... Bar haw..."


    This night, everyone was stunned that they didn''t go to bed until two o''clock, and the director group was even later.


    The next day, the program recording continued.


    After lunch, everyone drank coffee and chatted. The program came to an end. The last link - borrowing things.


    Li Tiezhu now has a hoe, a knife, an axe, a saw and five eggs.


    He Ling took his hand to grind the coffee machine and handed it to Li Tiezhu: "this is the reward for your work yesterday. A hand grinder, please accept it!"


    Huang Sanshi, Yi Xing and Peng Peng were laughing. Zhang Zifeng felt that the parent was a little ashamed.


    Li Tiezhu took over excitedly and thanked again and again: "thank you, Mr. He! Thank you, mushroom house! With this artifact, I can make tofu in Oh Huo primitive man! Soybean milk, soybean flower, bean skin, dried bean curd, tofu milk... WOW!"


    He Ling: "hum???"

 Chapter 473

    Yi Xing was surprised: "can the coffee machine make tofu?"


    Zhang Zifeng also looked curious.


    Peng Peng said, "the coffee machine can grind beans. When you grind them, you can make tofu."


    After three years of mushroom house experience, Peng Yuchang has learned a lot now.


    Huang Sanshi said, "you can grind it. The coffee machine is a miniature stone mill, but it grinds very slowly! I thought you would grind chili noodles or something."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I can improve it. The efficiency will be higher. When you come, I''ll invite you to eat Douhua."


    He Ling said to Huang Sanshi, "did I send the wrong thing?"


    Before Huang Sanshi spoke, Wang Xiaokai couldn''t help it: "Mr. He, you''re giving Li Tiezhu a golden finger! These tools he borrowed are primary tools. You''d better give them directly to an industrial product! Hey..."


    Wu Lei also said, "that''s right! Look, Li Tiezhu is so happy that his mouth is cracked with laughter."


    He Ling said strangely, "aren''t you a group? I gave him good things. How do you look?"


    Li Zhixuan said: "the three of us are planning and are responsible for embarrassing Li Tiezhu. It''s very difficult for us to do so! The difficulty rises sharply."


    He Ling patted his head: "careless! Careless..."


    Huang Sanshi was most interested in the usage of the coffee machine and asked, "iron pillar, what else can you do with it besides making tofu?"


    Li Tiezhu blurted out: "noodles, steamed bread, rice noodles, sweet potato noodles... All OK!"


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "but you know, it takes ten minutes to grind a person''s coffee."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know. Didn''t I use it last year? It''s nothing."


    After Li Tiezhu got the artifact hand grinding coffee machine, director Wang Zhengyu came to fulfill his promise last night.


    Wang Zhengyu said: "Li Tiezhu robbed an iron pot, a kitchen knife and a cutting board in the wudoumi warehouse. It is reasonable that the program group should take back these things, but in the spirit of humanitarianism, we decided to give you a chance to take them away."


    Li Tiezhu: Thank you


    "Don''t thank you too early. You need to answer three questions to make sure you can take them away."


    "Ah? What are the conditions?"


    "Mushroom house never gets something for nothing! So please prepare to answer the question."


    "I''m tired. Last night..."


    "Please listen to the question!"


    Wang Zhengyu did not give Li Tiezhu a chance to defend.


    Li Tiezhu can only shut up. After all, these three tools are very important to him.


    Wang Zhengyu: "the first question is the iron pot. My uncle went to my second uncle''s house to find my third uncle. He said that my fourth uncle was cheated by my fifth uncle to steal from my sixth uncle''s house. My seventh uncle put it in my eighth uncle''s cabinet. My ninth uncle borrowed a thousand yuan from my tenth uncle to pay my eleventh uncle. Excuse me, who is the thief and whose money is it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "... How can grandma give birth to so many uncles?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "leave it alone. Count down one minute and start!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at his roommate, but the three were very ghost. At this time, they suddenly didn''t help Li Tiezhu, because they thought Li Tiezhu had too many tools.


    Or matsutake''s loyalty: "it is the fourth uncle who steals the money. If the money is paid, it is the eleventh uncle, and if it is not paid, it is the tenth uncle."


    Wang Zhengyu: "ah... You''re right. Here''s the iron pot. The second question is the kitchen knife. What will Luhani become when he gets on the highway?"


    Li Tiezhu: "will he change? Will he change?"


    Songzhuer raised his hand: "expressway (deer)!"


    Li Tiezhu: "???"


    Wang Zhengyu: "the answer is correct, and here''s the kitchen knife. The third question is the cutting board. Excuse me... What''s the transparent sword?"


    Songzhu''er scratched his head and thought for a long time. The time was almost over: "lower the sword!"


    Wang Zhengyu: "how to swear?"


    Song Zhuer said, "there''s no swearing. This is my answer. Let''s talk to me..."


    In addition to Zhang Zifeng, the ten guests present said in unison, "lower the sword!"


    Wang Zhengyu had a black face: "wrong answer, failed to obtain the cutting board."


    Matsushita: "what is the correct answer?"


    Wang Zhengyu smiled proudly: "yes... Can''t see!"


    The guests were stunned collectively, and then said in one voice again: "lower the sword!"


    So far, Li Tiezhu "borrowed" items from the mushroom house: a hoe, a contempt knife, an axe, a saw, a hand grinder coffee machine, an iron pot, a kitchen knife, and five eggs.


    It''s already a bumper harvest!


    After the recording of the fourteenth issue of mushroom house, everyone returned to Xiangnan TV station by car, and then had a green killing banquet together in the evening.


    The next day, early in the morning of July 6, song Zhuer and Wang Xiaokai returned to Kyoto. Li Tiezhu took the high-speed railway back to Shudu to meet Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao.


    The program team has been waiting in Shudu for a long time. When Li Tiezhu arrives, he will directly get in the car and go to the mountains.


    Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao were sitting in an SUV, all at a loss.


    Li Tiezhu: "where was the program recorded?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "you asked me? Didn''t your studio do it?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "they don''t tell me. I wonder if you two have pried some information out of the shooter''s mouth for two days."


    Qin Tao said, "no, Le Gou Yue''s mouth is very strict, and so are the people under his hands."


    After driving for a long time, they came to a small town deep in the mountains in the southwest of Shudu. It was almost ten o''clock when Li Tiezhu and others got off the car. They only knew that this was a small town inhabited by Han and Qiang.


    Take out your mobile phone and see, good guy, it''s 500 kilometers away from Shudu. It''s even more remote than Li Tiezhu''s hometown.


    Then... Eat, shower, sleep.


    Because everyone is tired.


    Saturday, July 7.


    In the morning, Li Tiezhu got up early, ran five kilometers around the town with Zheng Yanzi, came back to wake Qin Tao, and then... Watched the program team members eat breakfast together.


    yes!


    The program starts from now on. The guests of the program group are not eligible to eat.


    Sun Xixi said, "welcome to episode 0 of Oh Huo primitive man. This program is named after Mengniu pure milk and specially broadcast by huami mobile phone. Thank the evildoers for their strong support for this program, especially the friendly support of mushroom house!"


    Qin Tao was so hungry that he growled. He looked at other people''s rich breakfast and drooled. The most disgusting thing is that director Sun Xixi gave them popular science while eating. The characteristic breakfast here is all the information checked online.


    Li Tiezhu said, "eat your food! Go to the destination after eating so that we can have dinner."


    Qin Tao: "yes! We still have five eggs."


    Li Tiezhu: "this is for hatching chickens. You can''t eat it."


    Qin Tao: "what shall we eat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we''ll talk about it then."


    Qin Tao looks sad. He is really hungry.


    Barrage:


    "For Li Tiezhu!"


    "For Sharapova of the East."


    "For my postpartum brother..."


    "The program group is a real dog!"


    "Really don''t give me food?"


    "Is this to force them into master Bei?"


    "So, is this program the Chinese version of wilderness survival?"


    "I''m happy to see Li Tiezhu so miserable."


    The program will be broadcast in six days, that is, at 9 p.m. on Friday, July 13. The previously planned three phases of xiantun were broadcast again. Later, due to the special links of the program, it was overthrown and changed to shoot and broadcast immediately.


    Soon, after breakfast, the program team drove Li Tiezhu and the three of them to the mountains, drove on the bumpy dirt road for about an hour, and finally reached the destination... Nearby.


    Everyone got off the bus and started walking again.


    Li Tiezhu was carrying a hoe, axe and coffee machine. Zheng Yanzi was holding a contempt knife and kitchen knife. Qin Tao stuck a saw on his body and held an iron pot and five eggs in the pot.


    It was a ten minute walk before we finally arrived.


    Here is a depression of the mountain. The mountains on both sides are nearly 2000 meters above sea level, but the absolute height is only a little more than one kilometer.


    The valley is slightly gentle. Not far away, there is a small river five or six meters wide flowing from west to East. The river is very turbulent. There is also a small waterfall at the bottom of the depression, half a mile away from the depression. Under the waterfall, a stream less than one meter slowly flows through the depression and flows into the river.


    On both sides of the river, except for the flat grassland and riprap beach near the river, there are dense forests up, and there is a bamboo forest near the waterfall.


    The temperature here in the morning is relatively low. Everyone needs to wear two clothes.


    As the aerial camera explained the environment, sun Xixi ate ice cream, sat on a big stone and said:


    "This is the most suitable place for the program team to find after looking for a month. There is no one living here for a mile, and there are no farmland, shops, etc. it is close to the original state. You will live here for 12 periods with the tools in your hand. Oh, plus today''s period, there are 13 periods in total. The program team will not provide you with anything, including houses, quilts, food, etc Need to be self reliant, or... Wait for the guests to bring it to you. "


    Qin Tao: "really no house? Where do you live?"


    Sun Xixi said, "we rented two RV''s and many tents. In addition, we specially prepared a dining car and a diesel generator, which can make barbecue and hot pot."


    Qin Tao: "Mom (I) sell (love) batch (you)."


    Zheng Yanzi shook her head.


    When the program was put here, the picture suddenly pulled away, revealing the empty valley, with the words: "Oh, Huo! Nothing!"


    Sound effect: "Oh, Huo ~"


    Li Tiezhu asked, "in other words, guests can bring things, right?"


    Sun Xixi licked the ice cream: "yes! But these things are determined by the program group, and they are randomly selected. Don''t worry, there won''t be too good things for you. More likely, the guests will bring things you can''t use. You may be hungry with the guests."


    Qin Tao: "speaking of hunger, what do we have for breakfast?"


    Sun Xixi said, "let me finish the rules first..."


    Li Tiezhu: "listen to me! Go and catch fish. I just saw that there are fish in the river."


    Li Tiezhu left with Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, completely ignoring sun Xixi.


    Sun Xixi was not annoyed. He took out a small notebook and wrote down a sentence: "if all the staff disobeyed the director and challenged the authority of the program group, five points will be deducted per person."

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    After thinking for a while, sun Xixi added: "Li Tiezhu took the lead in ''rebellion'' and punished... Facial mosaic for five minutes."


    After writing, sun Xixi ate the last ice cream and felt comfortable. He said to his assistant, "bring me a bottle of coke and have it iced."


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about the dislike of the goods.


    "Who is the director?"


    "Fat, disgusting and pretending to force!"


    "What does it mean to deduct points?"


    "If you don''t provide any food, it''s really a wilderness for survival."


    "Is this program too much?"


    "Catch up from infinite challenge, iron pillar, come on!"


    "From mushroom house!"


    "Hell mushroom house, this is."


    "Did the thief eat ice cream and drink coke?"


    "He is one of the screenwriters of soldier assault, and also a Beidian classmate of Li Tiezhu."


    "Really? So anxious?"


    "His name is sun Xixi. He was admitted to the Photography Department of Beidian in his thirties."


    "Whatever he is, hee, it''s annoying to look at him."


    He make complaints about the bullet screen comments. "I think, now I must think that barrage is calling me names, but you can''t swear at the level. Come on, give me two official bullet screen comments.


    The official barrage was immediately added in the later stage:


    "I know the director. His relatives are in my pigsty."


    "It''s not easy to care for the disabled and be a director with cerebral palsy."


    "The director looks very lethal!"


    "It''s not easy. The director completely avoided all human characteristics."


    Barrage:


    "Lying trough!"


    "The director''s play holds out!"


    "Delete and let me say."


    Sun Xixi said: "in fact, you audience don''t have to hate me so much, because these links are not designed by me alone, but the result of the joint efforts of our strong planning team. In addition to me, they are Juchang Wang Xiaokai, big tongue playing Wu Lei and hammer Li Zhixuan."


    Corresponding to sun Xixi''s words, the videos of the three people appear on the screen in a split screen manner.


    Wang Xiaokai: "Hello, I''m Ju Chang."


    Wu Lei: "Hello everyone, I''m big tongue... Big tongue playing."


    Li Zhixuan: "Hello, I''m Li Zhixuan."


    He: "our goal is... To kill Li Tiezhu."


    Well, when the three people appeared, the audience didn''t make complaints about it. They changed their camp to hope that they would die young. Especially Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei fans were very manic.


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu cut several slender wooden sticks and sharpened them to make a wooden spear.


    Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao built stones to block fish in the upstream and downstream respectively. The river is not narrow, but the water is not deep. The deepest part of this section is about half a meter, which is suitable for fishing.


    After tossing for about half an hour, they finally got four fish, one three fingers wide, and the remaining three are only two fingers wide, which is really not rich.


    But there''s food at last.


    Next, Qin Tao kills fish, Zheng Yanzi picks up firewood in the opposite forest, and Li Tiezhu is responsible for the most difficult part - drilling wood for fire.


    I saw that Li Tiezhu, with a mosaic face, sat on the rocky beach, sharpened a wooden stick with a contempt knife, and made a bow that can pull the wooden drill to rotate quickly with vines and sticks. This thing looks magical, but it is not difficult at all. In order to prepare for this program, Li Tiezhu specially studied the field survival skills. In addition, he was born in the countryside and has strong hands-on ability.


    "Burp ~"


    Sun Xixi drank coke and came to see Li Tiezhu drill wood to make fire.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "what time is it now?"


    Sun Xi grinned: "how can I tell you the time?"


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes, but the audience couldn''t see it, because his face was full of mosaics.


    Dig out a small groove with a dry wooden stick. Li Tiezhu put the dry moss in and put the dry pine needle next to it. Then he began to drill wood for fire. Rao Shili Tiezhu also used his strength to feed.


    Theory belongs to theory and practice belongs to practice.


    The first time I did this, Li Tiezhu was still very unfamiliar. He had all his strength, but he failed repeatedly. He tossed about for a long time and failed.


    Finally, when Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi came back from their work, a miracle happened.


    The dry moss began to smoke.


    Li Tiezhu lay on the ground and blew twice. There was a spark in the dry moss. He carefully put the pine needle on it. Soon, the pine needle was ignited.


    Finally, there was a fire to roast fish. Qin Tao screamed with excitement. Zheng Yanzi was also very happy and almost kicked Qin Tao into the river. Qin Tao didn''t dare to complain and had to laugh.


    When the fire started, Li Tiezhu strung the fish with thin wooden strips and baked them on the fire.


    Qin Tao was worried again. He squatted next to Li Tiezhu and said, "is it difficult that we have to drill wood for fire every day? Are we still alive?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "how do you think about the problem? The most important thing is not that there is no salt? Where can we work without salt?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "I''m more worried about how to go to the bathroom..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s there? It''ll be over soon after drilling directly into the small tree forest?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "I''m a woman."


    Li Tiezhu patted his head: "Hey! Look at my memory, I always forget."


    Zheng Yanzi was kicked away by Li Tiezhu, and she dared not attack again. After all, Li Tiezhu was too strong, so she had to backhand angrily and give Qin Tao a fist.


    Bang!


    Qin Tao: "ow ~"


    At this time, director Sun Xixi said: "salt can give you a bag! Salt is a necessity. This is the first and last exception of the program team."


    Then the assistant director brought a bag of salt and a bag of chicken breast.


    Sun Xixi said, "salt is for you. Chicken breast is for Yanzi. She is an athlete and her body is very important. Therefore, the program team communicated with her and prepared her a kilo of chicken breast every day so that she can keep the habit of eating boiled chicken breast every day."


    Barrage:


    "The program group is still human."


    "Girls really deserve preferential treatment."


    "Mainly because Yanzi is an athlete and has just won the championship."


    "Eat chicken breast every day, and the man comes out for two steps?"


    "Two steps out of Poland?"


    Qin Tao: "can we have chicken breast?"


    Sun Xixi: "No. besides, Yanzi is a girl. She can go to the RV of the program group to wash and go to the bathroom. You two can''t!"


    Qin Tao: "your RV is so far..."


    Sun Xixi said, "don''t bother. Starting this afternoon, four excavators will come and push the road 100 meters away. Then the RV can drive in.


    Qin Tao said angrily, "so, you wasted all the funds for this program? Are the guests suffering here?"


    Sun Xixi: "yes, the audience must be very happy to see you so miserable!"


    Qin Tao: "


    Li Tiezhu pulled Qin Tao: "turn over your fish and paste it!"


    With that, Li Tiezhu tore open the salt bag and sprinkled some on his fish. Zheng Yanzi had boiled chicken breast and only picked the smallest fish. Qin Tao ate two small fish, Li Tiezhu ate a slightly larger fish and roasted his own.


    Sun Xixi continued: "now you roast fish, let me talk about your current situation and the rules of the program. First of all, you are the only three people left in the tribe. All the people in the tribe died in the last conflict. You went up the mountain to hunt and escaped. Therefore, you fled to this gully."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have any previous information? I don''t think it''s necessary."


    Sun Xixi said, "it''s necessary, because you are primitive people. On your way to escape, you accidentally picked up some tools from medium civilization, such as foreheads and axes, as well as a tool of higher civilization, hand grinding coffee machine. Thank you again for mushroom house." The crew''s strong support for this program. The place where you are now is not absolutely safe. There are often bears in the mountains opposite. The mountains behind are the territory of wolves, monkeys in the forest in the West and wild boars in the East. "


    Li Tiezhu: "can I eat it?"


    Sun Xixi: "these are fictions. If you can hunt them, you will win."


    Li Tiezhu: "say an egg!"


    Sun Xixi added: "the program rules, first, everyone has faith points, with a total score of 100 points. When deducted, it means death and quitting the program recording. Just now, you three left without authorization while I was talking, and I have deducted five points each."


    Zheng Yanzi: "what do you mean? Why do you say to buckle?"


    Sun Xixi stood up: "sorry! I forgot to introduce myself. I am the God of the world, in charge of all things in the world. God''s will is supreme and has the right to deduct anyone''s faith points."


    Qin Tao: "is this God so obscene?"


    Sun Xixi: "three points will be deducted for slandering God. The current score is 92 points."


    Qin Tao dared not speak again.


    Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi look at each other and discuss whether to beat the bitch? After thinking about it, forget it and beat it after the program.


    Sun Xixi added, "Hey! Don''t be afraid. At the end of each program, there is a sacrificial link. If I like your sacrificial gifts, I can give you extra points. Second, the program team doesn''t release any tasks to you. What do you want to do? However, there will be three accidents and a natural disaster in each program."


    Zheng Yanzi: "what do you mean?"


    Sun Xixi said, "let''s use the live demonstration. The natural disaster usually appears at the beginning of the program. The tenth natural disaster - Li Tiezhu caught fish in the water and was bitten by a poisonous snake on his left leg. In this issue, Li Tiezhu can no longer climb mountains and wade in water. The range of action shall not exceed 100 meters. Heavy physical work, such as weight-bearing, tree climbing, earth excavation, etc., is prohibited..."


    Li Tiezhu said angrily, "this... This is still a fart? We don''t have a house for the night! There''s no food, I can''t move, and I play with a hammer!"


    Sun hee hee ignored it and snapped his fingers: "the natural disaster is coming!"


    When the program was broadcast, Li Tiezhu directly got a blood racing Wumao special effect for his left leg, coupled with the characteristic sound effect: "Oh!"


    Before the mosaic on Li Tiezhu''s face disappeared, he limped and jumped again, unable to cry or laugh:


    "From now on, I''m lame!"


    Sun Xixi said again, "yes! There are three accidents waiting for you. Come on! Primitive people!"


    Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao had an expression that life is better than death.


    Come on, six!


    Sun Xixi greeted the staff: "come on! Bring up the magic mirror."


    Two staff members came up with a vertical screen display, about 27 inches, not small. There was a camera on it and a huge battery connected below. It looked like Bluetooth.


    What the hell is this?


    Show movies to primitive people?

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    Zheng Yanzi turned around the monitor: "what is this?"


    Qin Tao: "monitor, haven''t you seen a computer monitor? It may also be an all-in-one machine."


    Zheng Yanzi slapped him back and pumped him away: "we are primitive people. How can we know computers? You''re not from our tribe? I doubt you''re a spy!"


    Qin Tao covered his face and said, "hum?"


    Li Tiezhu steals music. Qin Tao is often beaten by Zheng Yanzi for various far fetched reasons.


    Qin Tao came back angrily and kicked the stone beside the fire to vent, but he kicked Li Tiezhu''s fish into the fire.


    "Lying trough! Trough! Trough..."


    Li Tiezhu quickly took the branch and pulled the fish out. Unfortunately, it was too late and the fish had been burnt.


    Qin Tao looked innocent: "try it. Is it cooked?"


    Li Tiezhu looked constipated.


    Qin Tao: "it''s nothing to paste. You can''t waste food. It''s not so easy to survive in the wild, right? Be strong!"


    Li Tiezhu said, I am strong, your uncle!


    Barrage:


    "Too cola. I finally know why the program group arranged such three guests and restrained each other."


    "Li Tiezhu > ZHENG Yanzi > Qin Tao > Li Tiezhu, infinite cycle."


    "The three of them are high school classmates and have a good relationship."


    "Three stars in one class is also powerful."


    "Zheng Yanzi is the strongest. She won the French Open at the age of 19."


    "I don''t watch sports programs, but Zheng Yanzi is really beautiful."


    "Oriental Sharapova, are you happy?"


    "Li Tiezhu ate the fish, isn''t it? I''m really not picky."


    "This program, chase!"


    "I''ve never seen a program that can make Li Tiezhu so miserable!"


    "Terrible, terrible!"


    At this time, sun Xixi pointed to the monitor and said, "this is the magic mirror for you to talk to friendly tribes, but because the distance is too far and the communication is not smooth, you may not be able to communicate successfully."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care about the bullshit mirror. When the fish was roasted, they began to eat. They put stones next to the fire, added water to the iron pot, and prepared to boil the chicken breast for Zheng Yanzi.


    As a professional athlete, she has always been very strict with herself. She eats boiled chicken breast every day.


    In addition, she also eats hot pot, string, barbecue, pancake fruit, milk tea, ice cream, coke, spicy chips, potato chips, fried chicken, French fries, beer, etc. generally, she may still be relatively self-made.


    Ha!


    Li Tiezhu was eating the roast fish when the mirror on the opposite side suddenly lit up and sounded familiar music.


    A look, Deng Chao sent a video call.


    Throw it!


    It turned out to be a large mobile phone!


    Used to contact the coming guests? A phone like a mushroom house?


    Li Tiezhu nibbled at the charred roast fish, went to the monitor, slid the button and connected the video.


    "Hello? Hello, brother Chao."


    "Iron pillar, let me see you... Ha ha! What do you eat? Charcoal?"


    "Roast fish. You see, it''s just burnt."


    "Hahaha... I''m happy to see you have such a miserable life."


    "What? Are you going to be a guest? The shooter director said the monitor is used to talk to guests."


    "Don''t get me wrong! I won''t come. I just want to take a look at your situation."


    "Well, there are mountains in the front, back, left and right. There is no house, food or electricity. They have just drilled wood to make a fire."


    "Can you drill wood to make fire? Hey, hey! It''s fun."


    "Are you coming? The scenery is good."


    "Well... I''m determined not to come. I''m stupid! You''re such a strong man. I''ll follow you and drink the West and north wind? I don''t!"


    "This is roast fish."


    "It''s the fish that has been roasted into charcoal! I''ll go and laugh to death. No, I have to record the screen and send it to the deer. Ha ha..."


    "So, brother Chao! Do you play this video just to laugh at me?"


    "Otherwise? It''s rare to encounter such a happy thing. How can you miss it? Ha ha... Turn the camera and I''ll see the surrounding environment."


    "Hang up."


    "No, I just recorded it..."


    "Doodle!"


    Li Tiezhu angrily hung up the video. Deng Chao is too wrong! If I had known this, I should have tortured him a little more when I recorded "run away" last time.


    Before hanging up, he looked at the time on the screen. It was 11:30.


    When the water boils, put half a kilo of chicken breast into the pot.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help being a little greedy. Although the chicken breast is not delicious, it''s meat after all.


    Qin Tao ate two roast fish and drooled at the chicken breast.


    Zheng Yanzi has always been aggressive. After cooking the chicken breast, pour out the water, and directly take a kitchen knife to chop the chicken breast into ten pieces in the pot. After all, he didn''t get the chopping board. Then she sprinkled a little salt and ate it with her hands.


    Barrage:


    "Zheng Yanzi is really rough!"


    "Chop chicken breast in an iron pot."


    "I saw her domineering from her movements. No wonder she was the champion."


    "This program is looking for the right person. Fortunately, it''s not matsutake."


    "Serious elder brother just can''t bear the iron head baby to suffer."


    "Didn''t you find out? Zheng Yanzi didn''t make up."


    "Is it plain makeup?"


    "No! Even Chunsu Yan, when she plays tennis, she is also plain Yan."


    "And this program doesn''t use beauty filters."


    "I''ll go. Their saliva is dripping!"


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao sat on the stone and watched, and the saliva couldn''t help it.


    "Is it delicious? Bear two."


    "Generally, the meat quality is not good, but the nutrition is good! Bear is big. Why are you so strange?"


    "I smell the smell, too. I want to eat chicken."


    "Sao pig, you should lose weight. This program just gives you weight loss."


    "Don''t shout. My flower is called childe Yumian."


    "Jade face Sao pig!"


    Zheng Yanzi was full, but Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao were miserable, but there was no food.


    Li Tiezhu said: "look at this situation, we can only eat fish in the evening, but we can cook fish soup. In the afternoon, we have a lot to do, mainly to build a shelter. I''ll arrange it, because I''m lame this time. I can''t leave too far. I have a lot of things to do."


    Qin Tao: "Xiong Er can carry you to cut trees or something."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Qin Tao speechless, subtitle group with words: spoiled eyes.


    Qin Tao is honest after being punched by Zheng yanzike.


    Li Tiezhu continued: "first of all, you go to the back waterfall to cut five bamboos, then go to the opposite pine forest to collect some pine resin and pine branches. Finally, I need a lot of thatch, which can be found by the river. These jobs can only be done by you this period, and I can only do manual work here."


    Zheng Yanzi promised: "OK!"


    Qin Tao complained, "how can you finish so much work?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you can''t finish it, sleep in the wild. Choose it yourself."


    Then, Qin Tao was beaten by Zheng Yanzi again. He was much more comfortable and his mood was positive. He took an axe and went with Zheng Yanzi to cut bamboo.


    It took two hours to get five bamboos back.


    When the bamboo was finished, Li Tiezhu built an earth stove with stone and yellow mud. At the same time, he also transformed more than ten bamboo tubes with a saw. At this time, lame Li Tiezhu was weaving rope with thatch.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu gave Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao the bamboo tube tied with a straw rope and said, "it''s very simple to take pine resin from the opposite side. Peel off the skin on the pine tree, cut a gap, and then hang the bamboo tube below. After receiving enough pine resin, we can keep the fire burning all the time without drilling wood for fire every time... By the way, cut some pine branches back as torches."


    The two men crossed the river and went to work.


    Li Tiezhu took care of the bamboo with a scornful knife, quickly made several bamboo scaffolds, and then made two very, very crude back baskets, tied with straw ropes, and made the simplest back baskets.


    Then Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao came back, each holding several pine branches one meter long. Their labor efficiency was very low.


    This also confirms the necessity of Li Tiezhu''s back basket.


    Send two baskets to Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao. When Li Tiezhu was about to send them across to continue cutting pine branches, sun Xixi came again. This time, he ate with a pot of rice in his hand. Although it was not very rich, it was serious food after all.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao swallowed saliva at the same time, which was also very spineless.


    After all, I''m really hungry!


    Since three o''clock in the morning, I only ate a charred roast fish.


    Sun Xixi said, "the first accident happened. Just now, a lovely adult wild boar was foraging on the mountain. Disturbed by the wolves, he rushed down the mountain, smashed your new earth stove and trampled on a new bamboo basket. Fortunately... The iron pot didn''t break."


    Li Tiezhu: "where did the boar come from?"


    Sun Xixi: "later, remember to make a special effect of wild boar."


    Therefore, when the program was broadcast, the Wumao special effect was staged again. A wild boar looking like sun Xixi screamed and rushed down the mountain, smashed the earth stove and a basket, then used his unique lightness skill of stepping on the snow, rushed across the river and into the mountain forest opposite. The reason why it floated over the water instead of splashing, the program team gave Subtitles:


    "The water spray effect is too expensive. Just give up. You can make do with it!"


    Barrage:


    "Too much!"


    "Xiuer."


    "Wild boar is too realistic, isn''t it? It''s a Hollywood special effect."


    "I''m so stupid."


    "Is the boar''s face the face of the direct PS Director?"


    "Too hasty..."


    "This is not a rich family, make it worse again!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s craft is really cow breaking."


    "The program group is too dog. Kill and cook hot pot."


    Li Tiezhu is so angry. Can he still do this? I''ve worked hard for an hour!


    No, no?


    When sun Xixi waved, several staff came up, smashed the earth stove repaired by Li Tiezhu with a hammer, and trampled a back basket to pieces.


    Li Tiezhu: "shooter, are you special... This, this is illogical. Make sense. If a wild boar rushes over and I chop it, I will have food! Your design is unreasonable."


    Sun Xi Xi said slowly, "you are lame now and can''t exert yourself. Besides, the wild boar entered by mistake! What bad thoughts can it have?"


    Li Tiezhu is speechless and can only cover his face. It''s too difficult for me!


    Zheng Yanzi couldn''t help beating sun Xixi, but was stopped by Qin Tao.


    "Points to be deducted..."


    After announcing the accident, sun Xixi picked up a piece of cooked pork and shook: "look! The best streaky pork is fragrant! This is the food of the gods. Envy? Come on! Primitive people!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll add your grandmother!"


    Later, the sentence was changed to: "I add you beep!"

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    Screen playback.


    When Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan were playing games in the dormitory, they suddenly saw the video message and found that Li Tiezhu was making rapid progress. The three talked about it.


    Then, the first accident was born in the discussion.


    Li Zhixuan said: "although it''s cool to torture iron pillar, is it... A little too cruel? The guests are too miserable. I''m afraid there''s nothing to watch."


    Wu Lei: "it''s over! What do you care about Li Tiezhu? The lower the starting point and the more difficult it is, the more interesting the counter attack is. This is called contrast."


    Li Zhixuan: "it''s lame and wild boar again. How can you counter attack? There''s no place to sleep."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "you underestimate Li Tiezhu. He can certainly do it."


    Barrage:


    "This program was very interesting at the beginning. Now..."


    "It feels a little too abusive."


    "Although I''m Xiaokai''s iron powder, I still want to say that it''s too unfair to Tiezhu."


    "How can there be fairness in primitive society?"


    "His name is primitive man, but he is not a real primitive man. He just experiences survival in the wild."


    "Even if we don''t give help and materials, it''s too much to do all kinds of damage."


    "I feel no sense of experience. I hope Li Tiezhu can make a big move."


    "Trust the serious brother."


    "Look forward to Li Tiezhu''s face program group."


    Li Tiezhu was really angry. It was not that sun Xixi was too provocative or the environment was too difficult, but that natural disasters and accidents were too disgusting.


    Is it interesting to deliberately increase the difficulty of things that can be easily solved?


    Did the audience come to see me suffer?


    Didi


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu saw that the passive skills in the system turned red and flickered slightly. This is something that has not been done before. Generally, it is green when it is not started and yellow when it is started normally. This is the first time that it turns red.


    [Ding! Mind damage skill, running wild... Please keep a safe distance between the host and the individual who may be hurt, so as not to... Laugh.]


    Huh??


    Can you run away?


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand. Anyway, it''s bad luck for the people who fix him.


    However, this thing is a mental injury and will not constitute personal injury, so Li Tiezhu is not worried that sun Xixi will fall into the river and drown.


    At this time, Qin Tao is responsible for carrying the branches, while Zheng Yanzi is looking for solidified pine resin in the pine forest. After all, the collection speed of those wooden barrels is slow and can''t be used tonight. Li Tiezhu doesn''t build a stove and continues to make bamboo.


    In the distance, several bulldozers are bulldozing the road. Because the requirements are not high, the progress is very fast.


    As soon as the picture turned, we came to Deng Chao''s wechat video, which was produced with the program group.


    Deng Chao: "if you donate 10000 yuan to Hong fund, you can give them an airdrop, right? Can I buy ten?"


    The producer said, "no, everyone is limited to one, and there is only one airdrop in each issue."


    Deng Chao: "well, they are also really miserable. I''ll buy one. It''s not easy for iron pillars."


    The producer picked up a stack of cards with subtitles printed on the back: "OK, here are 26 English letters, representing 26 different material combinations."


    Deng Chao: "I choose D, the first letter of my name."


    The producer pulls out the D card and shows it to the camera.


    Deng Chao was so surprised that his eyes widened: "I''m... Lucky? They need it urgently. Li Tiezhu! You must invite me to dinner when you come back. I''m your great benefactor."


    When the phone hung up, a large UAV appeared on the screen, with a 40 cm square square carton hanging below, Weng hummed over the canyon.


    Subtitle: each issue of airdrop materials is randomly selected by cloud guests. Except for the producer, other people in the program group do not know the information of airdrop materials.


    All the rules and links of the program are controlled by the director, producer and planner, but the producer is responsible for money and is independent of the director group. He is solely responsible for this airdrop link and plays a balancing role.


    Although it exists in the wild, it is not a primitive society after all. It can''t really slash and burn and sleep in the wilderness.


    In addition, the purpose of this program is to let the guests work hard to build a warm and comfortable home from nothing. Finally, this house will become a part of public welfare B & B.


    At this time, Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi waded back with branches and rosin.


    Voice from UAV in the sky:


    "The first phase of airdrop materials arrived, please pay attention to check! This airdrop is sponsored by Deng Chao!"


    Qin Tao looked up at the sky with tears in his eyes: "airdrop?! hope is food!"


    Zheng Yanzi watched the drone fly over their heads, stuffed pine resin into Qin Tao''s basket, and went after the drone: "my legs are long, go pick up the airdrop!"


    Li Tiezhu sighed, "brother Chao is sometimes a good man."


    The airdrop landed in a bush. The box directly broke the branches of the Bush and fell into it.


    Zheng Yanzi was overjoyed: "it''s not light! It must be a good thing."


    With her long legged legs, she rushed into the Bush and lifted the paper box, and then ripped the package out violently. There was also a bubble proof box inside. Zheng Yanzi opened her eyes and her eyes lit up.


    "Wow... Good thing!"


    Then she picked up the paper box and ran back. She was not so excited in the French Open final. Her face was red. Of course, she might have been exposed to the sun.


    Qin Tao: "do you have anything to eat?"


    Zheng Yanzi put forward a fresh streaky pork from the carton: "Dangdang... Four or five kilograms!"


    Qin Tao''s eyes suddenly turned red: "Mom! There''s really something to eat..."


    Zheng Yanzi took out a sealed plastic bag from the box and threw it to Li Tiezhu: "look! Good thing, matches."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing: "good! Good! Thank brother Chao. I''ll send Huanggang secret papers to your family every year until they enter the University."


    Qin Tao took out his strong points: "the child will thank your family!"


    Zheng Yanzi finally took out a stack of folded transparent water release plastic cloth from the box. Li Tiezhu also jumped up. This is a good thing!


    When the three people opened it, the waterproof cloth was about 20 square meters, big enough.


    Not far away, Sun Xi licked the ice cream. Is this airdrop too extravagant? However, it''s four o''clock in the afternoon, leaving them little time. Hum!


    At this time, a staff member ran over and said, "director, just got the news that our food truck was pulled away by the traffic police."


    Sun Xi was surprised: "why?"


    "Driving without a license."


    "Doesn''t Lao Liu have a driver''s license?"


    "Lao Liu has hemorrhoids. It''s Xiao Zhou''s car."


    "He doesn''t have a driver''s license?"


    "It''s C1, not B2."


    "Er... What about that? Can you change the SUV to tow the goods back?"


    "No, I asked. I have to go tomorrow as soon as possible."


    "What do the staff eat at night?"


    "The leftovers at noon and instant noodles. In addition, Lao Liu has painted half a bottle of Ma Yinglong. I believe we can stick to it tomorrow, but we can''t do it today."


    Sun Xixi suddenly felt that this was not a good omen, and the ice cream in her hand was no longer fragrant.


    Of course, these things can''t be put into the main film and don''t affect the progress of the program.


    The three over there are in full swing and start building houses.


    Li Tiezhu found a small slope close to the woods more than 30 meters away from the river, which can save materials. First, roughly determine the rectangle of 3x6 meters, and then let him and Qin Tao start digging alternately.


    The slope angle was more than 30 degrees. It took half an hour to dig out a groove. There was a "wall" of more than one meter inside. Li Tiezhu and others took the thicker branches picked up and inserted them into the soil at the back and both sides, forming a space about two meters high. The rear is slightly higher and the front is slightly lower.


    Then he put up three horizontal bamboos, and then put the previously woven bamboos outside the roof and wall, and tied them with vines. The roof was covered with tarpaulin, some leaves and hay.


    Next, it was the most difficult place. Qin Tao took a bamboo tube to fetch water from the river. Zheng Yanzi carried a basket to cut grass. Li Tiezhu mixed the water and grass with the excavated mud outside the "house" and rubbed it with his feet.


    The three worked together to paste the mud on the outside of the roof and wall. He picked up some small stones and put them evenly on the roof to press the waterproof cloth.


    Li Tiezhu piled some mud on the lower edge of the three sides of the wall and stepped on it.


    In this way, a simple house two meters high, three meters deep and six meters wide has been roughly formed, but there is still a wall.


    Using the old method, Li Tiezhu divided the house into two rooms with one door for each. There was also a wall outside, painted with hay and yellow mud, which was OK.


    The process of three people building a house is very boring, so the program adopts the fast playback mode.


    Barrage:


    "Are you afraid I''ll learn it when you put it so fast?"


    After the house was finished, it was dark. The three spread a layer of dry leaves on the floor of the house, and then they began to cook.


    Two torches made of pine resin and pine branches were inserted into the open space outside the house for lighting.


    He casually set up a few stones and made Zheng Yanzi a boiled chicken breast. While burning the fire, he also took charcoal out and put it into the mud pit. Then, Li Tiezhu sliced the streaky pork and put it on with a bamboo stick made in advance.


    Then... Take out the charcoal and bake.


    Sun Xixi, who was still in high spirits before, stood not far away with instant noodles and drooled. The sound of colorful meat was terrible.


    Streaky pork is very magical. It can be delicious just by sprinkling a little salt.


    Li Tiezhu and others ate quickly. After a day''s work, they were really tired and hungry. They didn''t feel tired of eating streaky pork at all.


    Sun Xixi couldn''t stand his greed. He took out a can of coke from his pocket and asked Qin Tao to exchange a string of streaky pork.


    Qin Tao opened the coke and poured it on the ground. It made a loud noise. He hummed coldly, "this thing is poisonous! Do you still want to cheat my streaky meat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, it''s all played on TV."


    Sun Xixi: "


    Qin Tao: "do you want to roast pork? Come on! Primitive man!"


    Sun hee hee went away in dismay. This is revenge! It must be revenge! I''ll make you pay.


    That night, Li Tiezhu and others really slept in the newly-built house, while sun Xixi and others set up a tent in the flat area 100 meters away. After all, what the program team brought is not a real RV, but more like a nanny car with a bathroom.


    In the middle of the night, the wind blew. It was very big. The tent turned over. Because the ground was too loose, the tent couldn''t be fastened at all.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao ran over quickly... Laughing: "Oh!"

 Chapter 478

    The chaotic scene of the program group lasted for a long time. Finally, the program group surrounded all kinds of cars and put tents in the circle, and the wind was largely blocked.


    However, sun Xixi became thin in the middle of the night, perhaps because he ate too many cold things. When the program was recorded the next day, his face was pale and his eyes were black. So that he had no energy to toss Li Tiezhu and gave them a wave of development time.


    After the three of Li Tiezhu washed, the program recording began again.


    Today is very relaxed, because each episode of this program is two days and one night, so there is no pressure to spend the night tonight.


    Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi cut bamboo. Li Tiezhu made rough bamboo mats at home, nailed them to the floor and walls of the house with bamboo nails, and made four bamboo stools, a bamboo table and two bamboo beds, one wide and one narrow.


    In the afternoon, the three set up a straw shed outside the hut and a small courtyard ten meters long and wide. They simply leveled the ground and set up a circle of bamboo fence outside the courtyard.


    Bamboo is used because it is simpler and more efficient than wood.


    The two new accidents did not cause much damage. Once, the house was damaged, and Li Tiezhu was too lazy to repair it. Once, the wind overturned the roof, which should be the director''s deliberate revenge.


    But it doesn''t matter. I don''t live here tonight. I''ll improve the house next time. Now it''s OK. The staff of the program team also help guess the roof.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "how do you know we''re going to build a house again next time? It''s very kind of you to help me and take the initiative to dismantle the house."


    Sun Xixi: "ah? I''m going to build it again next time? Why don''t I know?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing? The next issue is the first issue, the official program, which is different from the pilot film of issue 0. There are guests. Where do the guests come and live?"


    Phase 0 is only 60 minutes long, only half of the normal phase 1. Its purpose is equivalent to a trailer to introduce the basic rules and the initial environment here.


    Moreover, the planning has been done well for a long time. Only issue 0 is so hard to force. It is mainly sun Xixi and Li Tiezhu''s unreliable roommates who really want to punish Li Tiezhu. Although it is not a success, everyone is still very happy.


    Because there are guests in the later program, it will be happy on the whole, not so miserable.


    Sun Xixi: "why didn''t I think of it? I lost..."


    At 4:30 p.m., the recording of the program ended.


    When it comes to offering sacrifices to the gods, Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi sacrifice a wild grass to sun Xixi, the "fetal God", with self-evident intention.


    Therefore, three points were deducted again.


    When Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao left the cabin together, the picture paused and became blurred, and a row of subtitles appeared:


    "Audience voting, the next natural disaster: A, Zheng Yanzi falls ill; B, Qin Tao is injured by a boar; C, Li Tiezhu has diarrhea; D, guest Chen Chichi has a recurrence of low back injury."


    The program is over and the voting link is still in progress. Viewers who watch live broadcast or playback can cast a sacred vote, and each account can only cast one vote.


    The barrage became particularly dense here:


    "The quality of the pilot film is on the top, the guests are good, and the director group is really disgusting!"


    "Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei can''t get rid of their relationship!"


    "Another natural disaster? I''m afraid it''s a man-made disaster?"


    "Chen Chichi is coming? Anyway, he won''t work. It''s better to..."


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    "I see."


    "I wanted to choose B, but I didn''t expect another red."


    "How can Chen Chichi think of it? Come to this program."


    "Didn''t you find out? As long as Chen Chichi is a new program, he will come to the first issue to brush a sense of existence."


    "Think this is a mushroom house?"


    "Maybe he will bring another sheep."


    "That would be great. Hey, hey..."


    "Mutton soup pot!"


    "Tianba: Fortunately, I went to the mushroom house."


    "I have a hunch that Chen Chichi will be cast as a first-class disabled by everyone in the next stage."


    "Voting this option is simply aimed at me!"


    "Don''t say anything, D is over!"


    In short, after the pilot film ended, the audience didn''t buy it too much. There are many reasons. The main reason is that the program is too hard and boring, and the director group is not pleasant. Secondly, Li Tiezhu''s lameness makes the audience very unhappy. What''s the fart?


    Even so, when it was broadcast on Friday a week later, the ratings still exceeded the expectations of the program group, because their initial psychological expectations were not too high.


    After recording the program, the three of Li Tiezhu dispersed when they drove back to Shudu. Li Tiezhu flew to Kyoto, Zheng Yanzi went to East Guangdong, where her university is located, and Qin Tao returned to Jinmen.


    The following week, Li Tiezhu was very busy, busy with the exam.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu had been studying hard for the first two months, so he had passed all the courses. On the contrary, songzhuer hung up two subjects and looked bitter, which made Li Tiezhu feel more happy.


    After the exam, Friday will be off, earlier than in previous years. The main reason is that many school facilities and buildings of Nortel will be renovated this year, so it has a holiday of more than 10 days in advance.


    On Friday afternoon, Li Tiezhu went to see Xingye. He came to Kyoto for the filing of the film Kung Fu. The project has been completed. He invited Li Tiezhu to dinner and signed the final contract.


    The food was Quanjude roast duck. It was very delicious. Li Tiezhu dried two by himself.


    Xingye''s face was calm and even wanted to laugh. Until Li Tiezhu had enough to eat and drink, he asked his assistant to take out the latest contract.


    The contract is a little strange because there is a problem with the pay.


    It''s too high.


    Zhang Xiaomeng, who accompanied Li Tiezhu, asked, "Xingye, is this film pay true? Didn''t you say less than one million last year? Why did it rise to ten million?"


    Xingye drooped his eyelids: "a million, do you sign?"


    Li Tiezhu: "sign!"


    The star turned his eyes and said, "I also want to give only one million. Unfortunately, I didn''t invest in this film alone, so... They want you to pay a little higher and have face."


    Li Tiezhu: "how... Sorry?"


    Zhou Xingxing said, "I don''t think it''s necessary! Eh? I heard you''re going to make a movie in the second half of the year?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! It''s called" people in the embarrassing way ". It''s a comedy."


    "Comedy? That''s just right!"


    "Huh?"


    "Hey! Let''s do this! I''ll pay you 10 million yuan. Let me guest star in your film. Just three or five scenes. How about giving me 9 million?"


    "No?"


    "All right!"


    "No?"


    "What''s wrong? Everyone is his own."


    "I mean, nine million is just a guest role. I lost."


    "Oh... You look down on me?"


    "No, no..."


    Li Tiezhu is still bargaining with Zhou Xingxing. After all, he is very much like Zhou Xingxing. No matter how rich he is, he is very... Stingy!


    Zhang Xiaomeng clapped his hands and said, "that''s it! I''ll ask my assistant to get a contract now. Let''s sign the guest star contract of" people in embarrassment "? Xingye?"


    He is afraid that Xingye will go back on his word. These goods often eat their words and get fat.


    Besides, not to mention three or five guest scenes, even if Xingye has only one shot in Li Tiezhu''s film, it is also blood! After Zhou Xingxing became famous, there are not many guest films. Many of them are supporting actors, not guest stars. I''m afraid the only real guest star is Jackie Chan''s film. They guest stars each other to save money.


    It seems that Li Tiezhu has really learned a lot from Cheng Dalong... Unique skills.


    After another half an hour, the two sides signed each other, and a meal was finished.


    Xingye began to tell Li Tiezhu to keep his hair longer, not cut, exercise, practice martial arts and keep in shape. Read more scripts and adapt in advance.


    Li Tiezhu promised one by one that his hair was not short now. He wanted to cut it.


    Finally, Xingye stood up and said to Li Tiezhu, "eat well! Li Tiezhu, go and pay. I forgot my wallet and my mobile phone was not on me."


    A group of people came to the bar and settled the accounts, more than 1300.


    Li Tiezhu''s flesh hurt. He pulled Xingye over, pointed to the machine that brushed his face and said, "Xingye, what do you think that is?"


    Zhou Xingxing doesn''t know much about new technology. Take a closer look.


    "Di! The payment for face brushing is successful. Your consumption this time is 1382 yuan only."


    Zhou Xingxing was dazed for a few seconds: "what did I pay?"


    Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "I don''t know! I don''t know that thing. Just let you have a look."


    Zhou Xingxing, who claims to have no mobile phone, glared at Li Tiezhu and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket. Sure enough, a treasure showed that the consumption was 1382 yuan. He directly sent a wechat voice to Liu Xiaohua:


    "When will you open face payment for me? Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu slipped away with Zhang Xiaomeng, otherwise he would be killed later. He knew Zhou Xingxing very well, because he was also very stingy.


    But obviously, Zhou Xingxing is more stingy than him.


    Zhou Xingxing finished his voice and found that Li Tiezhu had run away. Then he took his assistant out of the roast duck restaurant.


    The assistant asked, "boss, didn''t you play the role yourself?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "I''m old."


    Assistant: "if you dye your hair and take care of it, it''s no problem..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "my heart is old... My mind is old. I don''t know how to pay for facial recognition. Movies always belong to young people, just like me in the 1980s and 1990s."


    "However, Li Tiezhu is not like you at all. How can he perform a role tailored for you?"


    "Isn''t he like me?"


    "Like?"


    "Isn''t it?"


    "What is it like?"


    "Dig! Poor and bitter. Counsellor, loser, embarrassed and embarrassed! What''s different? From the TV series soldier assault, I can see his talent for humor. Humor comes from suffering rather than happiness. Of course, the only difference is that he is not as handsome as me."


    "Well, you has the final say."


    Zhou Xingyou said, "if it were ten years ago, I would have acted myself. However, ten years is very far away..."


    Li Tiezhu was free and easy. After saying goodbye to Zhou Xingxing, he flew to Shudu, and then plunged into the mountains to prepare for the second episode of the program.


    He also doesn''t know if the program will collapse its reputation and lose his variety talent, but he still wants to make his own original variety.


    This evening, the tenth national live broadcast, the results can only be regarded as average.


    The next day, the program recording started again. There was still no food. It was still the original scene. It still needed to do a lot of work for the night.


    On the other side of the mountain road, it was a scene of joy.


    Chen Chichi led a half big black pig and staggered forward. Chen Chichi is already sweating, and his expression is too sad to laugh: "pig! Can''t you understand me? Be obedient, OK? I''m a loser with a broken waist. Why do you bully me..."

 Chapter 479

    "In the mountains, it''s still cool in the morning. At noon, the sun will be exposed, you know? Exposure! Expose you and me directly, and then two pig skins will float on the grass! Human tragedy! Hahaha... Is this the result you want? Brother pig!"


    Chen Chichi sat on the ground and reasoned with the little black pig very seriously.


    Little black pig: "hum..."


    Chen Chichi: "speak well and speak Mandarin."


    Black pig: "hum..."


    Chen Chichi smiled awkwardly: "hahaha! As a member of" run away ", we were bullied so badly by the four animals in Li Tiezhu''s dormitory last time. We tore the famous brand... Second kill! Are we funny? Zulu! Wang Zulu! Shall we take revenge today? We''ll destroy their base!"


    Black pig: "hum..."


    Chen Chichi: "ah! Why don''t you wear your scarf in such a big sun? It''s all right. I''ll make one for you."


    With that, Chen Chichi found some grass on the roadside, woven it into a green grass ring and hung it on the pig''s head.


    Chen Chichi said with a smile, "look! Zulu! We are fully equipped. Go to find Li Tiezhu for revenge."


    The little black pig is also magical. After wearing the green hat, he is a lot clever. He is led by Chen Chichi to walk along the dirt road.


    Barrage:


    "Two pigskins what ghost? Chen Chichi is also pigskin?"


    "Wang Zulu: no! That''s not me. I''m not so cute."


    "Is Chen Chichi too cheap?"


    "Will Wang Zulu be angry to death when he sees this program?"


    "Welcome the broken waist King Chen Chichi."


    "Excuse me, where did the pig come from?"


    "Chen Chichi is too ghost!"


    "Sure enough! With Chen Chichi''s new program, we can open up..."


    "If Chen Chichi goes to unlimited challenges, he must be a big winner."


    "This pig alone can explain the problem..."


    "Look! The pigs were persuaded by Chen Chichi."


    On the other side, the display screen called God''s mirror lit up and sounded familiar music.


    Chen Chichi sent a video call.


    Li Tiezhu is still doing bamboo, Qin Tao is cutting branches, and Zheng Yanzi is catching fish in the river alone.


    Qin Tao dropped his axe to connect the video.


    They have learned from the audience selection of the previous issue that the guest in this issue is Chen Chichi. In addition, director Sun Xixi announced the results in the morning, and 85% of the audience chose to let Chen Chichi''s back injury recur.


    The reason is very simple. Anyway, he will never work. It''s better to let him direct the natural disaster.


    Video on.


    Chen Chichi''s signature cheap laugh: "ha ha ha ha... Dear friends, how are you?"


    Qin Tao: "not good!"


    Chen Chichi: "I''m happy to see that you''re not good. Tao Zi, you seem to have lost weight. Iron pillar, are you weaving bamboo? Ha ha! Guess what I brought you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I brought a bucket! You are a bucket. I tell you, we don''t have anything to eat."


    After the shooting of SiHa the year before last, Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi have a very good relationship, so they speak very directly and do not beat around the Bush at all.


    Qin Tao: "yes, we caught the fish for breakfast by ourselves."


    Chen Chichi: "look down on me, don''t you? Then I won''t come. Let me tell you, I brought Qin Tao''s favorite thing."


    Qin Tao: "Guo Dalin?"


    Guo Dalin is Qin Tao''s partner and his favorite person in Yunde society.


    Chen Chichi: "ah? He, is he something?"


    Qin Tao was disappointed and said, "yes, he is not a thing."


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha... Don''t explain. I''ll record this paragraph and send it to Da Lin! Come on, let''s show you your primitive man''s new partner."


    The camera moves down and the head of a cute little black pig appears in the camera.


    Qin Tao jumped up in an instant: "brother Chi Chi! You are my brother and my uncle! I love you."


    Chen Chichi: "little green, his name is brother Tao. He will cover you in the future."


    Qin Tao danced in place, his eyes burning.


    Li Tiezhu put down the bamboo mat he was knitting, came over and said, "brother Chichi, where did you get the black pig? The program team doesn''t allow you to bring things in without permission."


    Chen Chichi looked blankly: "The one who stopped me before the program team took away the Jinmen hemp flower and a bag of pearl rice I brought you, and then let me go to the big turntable to draw prizes. Most of the rewards are very low, one steamed bread, three steamed buns, half a kilo of noodles, five sweet potatoes... I just turn around and turn to a live pig, hehe hehe... Isn''t it very handsome? Say loudly!"


    Li Tiezhu immediately said: "handsome! So handsome that it explodes! Brother! Let me tell you! This time you come, I''ll let you do a little work. I''m bastard!"


    Chen Chichi said with a mean smile: "hum, ha ha! Although this pig is very cute, it''s not so enthusiastic! That''s it. Get ready to meet me! It''ll be there in a few minutes."


    "Ah! Hang up!"


    Li Tiezhu hung up the video phone, then rubbed his hands and looked at Qin Tao: "what are you waiting for? Black pig! Here comes the pig. You''re good at it. Get ready!"


    Qin Tao: "what are you going to do? Deliver the pig? The pig is not mature enough to conceive..."


    Pop!


    Zheng Yanzi kicked Qin Tao down with a kick: "boil water!"


    Qin Tao: "Oh! I''m good at this."


    Sun Xixi is not going well today, because he just said Baba, in the grass. After cursing for a long time, I remembered that it was the relic of his visit last week. Then, he had a bad day, ate breakfast, bit his tongue and sprained his foot.


    When he was unhappy, he saw Chen Chichi walking with the black pig.


    Sun Xixi: "Mr. Chichi, welcome to Oh Huo primitive man. Today you have a relapse of low back injury and can''t engage in any work! I hope you pay attention, otherwise..."


    Chen Chichi: "otherwise what?"


    Sun Xixi: "otherwise, the pig will be attacked by the wolf. At that time, hum..."


    Chen Chichi: "Wow! Are you too cruel? They are so miserable. Do you still use this kind of Yin move? I... Like it so much! Come on! Think of more shameless moves, hey hey! I like watching Li Tiezhu''s jokes."


    Sun Xixi: "


    Black pig: "hum!"


    Chen Chichi led the black pig to the camp by the river and saw the busy Li Tiezhu: "hahaha... I thought you were miserable, but I didn''t expect you to be so miserable! Hahaha... There are no houses. This is a real primitive man!"


    Li Tiezhu: "did you draw the pig?"


    Chen Chichi ignored him and said to the audience, "Hello, audience friends, Li Tiezhu, the serious brother who swept all the major variety shows, also has today?! it''s true that there is reincarnation in heaven, and heaven spared who... Although my waist is broken today, I''m particularly happy! Wahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu gave him a white look and asked Qin Tao, "is the water on fire?"


    Qin Tao: "it''s about to open."


    Li Tiezhu clapped his hands and stood up: "come on! Kill the pig."


    Black pig: "hum, hum..."


    Chen Chichi was also stunned: "what? What ghost?"


    Li Tiezhu said innocently, "kill the pig! The black pig you brought."


    Chen Chichi: "it''s still a child. It''s only 80 kg. It can grow to 200 kg after six months!"


    Li Tiezhu: "our program has only been recorded for three months, not half a year."


    Chen Chichi: "that can''t be killed! The sheep I brought to the mushroom house, Tianba! They didn''t kill them until they died, you... I told Xiaolv on the road to be a happy pet when I came to you, carefree and have a Weibo account..."


    Li Tiezhu: "look, our conditions are better than mushroom house?"


    Chen Chichi: "er... It''s a little short, but you can''t take it out on a pig? If you can kill sun Xixi, he''s much younger than me."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s illegal to kill."


    Chen Chichi: "


    At this time, Zheng Yanzi said, "black pork is delicious, and... It can also make sausage and bacon."


    Chen Chichi suddenly lost his integrity: "I''ll come for two days. Can I eat sausage and bacon?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "Bacon needs to be smoked and air dried. You can''t eat it. Sausage is OK. After all, fresh sausage tastes good."


    Chen Chichi said, "it''s just the saying that I don''t go to hell. Who goes to hell? I''ll give it to you! I''ll go in and lie down."


    Little black pig: "hum, hum..."


    Chen Chichi saluted: "little green, see you in the next life! Come on! Primitive man!"


    Chen Chichi is very good at acting. With his hands on his waist, he limped towards the cabin, and then lay on the bamboo bed covered with hay... Playing mobile phones is really easy. Thank you for choosing me for my waist injury!


    There was only a row of bare bamboo on the ceiling. The waterproof cloth was removed by the program team in the last issue, but the light was good. Chen Chichi played the game "dream of Three Kingdoms".


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu made a mistake. How do you kill the pig?


    There are only saws, hoes, kitchen knives, axes and knives at home. None of them is suitable for killing pigs.


    Qin Tao said, "decapitate directly with an axe!"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "it''s cruel. I''d better cut my throat with a kitchen knife."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "Qin Tao, are you still the leader of the pig farm? Killing pigs is a technical job. In general, you need to keep the pig''s hips high and head low, stab it through the throat with a sharp knife, and directly pierce the pig''s heart, so as to achieve rapid bleeding and reduce the pain of the pig."


    Little black pig: "hum, hum..."


    Qin Tao: "I can only deliver pigs and post natal care. I can''t kill pigs. What''s the matter? Am I proud?"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out! Let me see, we don''t have sharp knives now... It''s a little troublesome."


    Didi


    Again, the mirror rang.


    When the three looked, it was Luhani''s video call.


    Li Tiezhu frowned and thought, and said, "maybe he sponsored today''s airdrop. Sao pig, go answer the phone. Xiong Er tied the pig to the woods over there to eat grass."


    Qin Tao slides to connect the video.


    "Hello, Tao Zi? Where''s iron pillar? Oh, I saw it, ha ha... I saw the last issue last night. Are you too miserable? Brother, come to save you."


    Li Tiezhu: "save what? Have you chosen the airdrop?"


    Luhani said, "what airdrop? I''ll bring you something. I''m almost here. Look."


    As soon as Luhani turned his cell phone, it was the scene of the mountain.


    Li Tiezhu said happily, "you''re here too? What did you bring?"


    Luhani: "I won''t tell you, get ready to pick you up! Hang up."


    The phone was interrupted and Li Tiezhu frowned. There were two guests in this issue? Luhani, what can you bring? Will there be a pig knife?

 Chapter 480

    Chen Chichi, who was "recuperating", heard that Luhani was coming, and also got out of the leaky roof hut. He propped up his waist and went to the yard and said, "Luhani is coming, too? Why didn''t he tell me? Today, we, the four Kazakhstan and three giants gathered and invincible..."


    Li Tiezhu: "your waist is broken. Can you still move?"


    He''s best at picking up which pot he doesn''t open.


    Chen Chichi ignored Li Tiezhu. However, he pushed Qin Tao away, grabbed the bamboo stool and sat down. He said, "I can see that you are invincible. I''ll sit here and wait for the deer to see what he got in the lucky draw today."


    Qin Tao had to appoint Qu Baba to sit on the stone: "do you think everyone is as lucky as you?"


    Chen Chichi said seriously, "this is prejudice! This is not luck, this is character."


    Qin Tao: "that''s over. If character is inversely proportional to appearance, Luhani should not have got anything good."


    Chen Chichi: "what I drew was the most valuable pig! A pig!"


    Qin Tao: "so you have the best character!"


    Chen Chichi: "no! I suspect you are scolding me."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t doubt, here... Fat deer is coming. Qin Tao will pick it up. There was a rainstorm two days ago, and the road was very slippery."


    Chen Chichi: "what about when I just came? You didn''t come to pick me up?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you have a large tonnage and are not easy to fall. Besides, your brother is on your way to protect you."


    Chen Chichi: "I don''t have any blood relationship with Xiaolv! If you talk nonsense, I''ll sue you for slander!"


    Soon, Qin Tao followed Luhani back to the yard. Zheng Yanzi also came back with a pig. Several people exchanged greetings for a while. Luhani was most curious about Zheng Yanzi and pestered Zheng Yanzi for a long time. He likes sports. If it weren''t for his girlfriend, there might be an affair. The reason is uncertain. It''s mainly because Zheng Yanzi is several centimeters taller than him, and he''s also strong. He''s much stronger than Liu. He''s not right.


    After greeting, Chen Chichi asked first, "silly roe deer, what did you draw?"


    Luhani was unwilling to show weakness: "what did you smoke?"


    Chen Chichi sneered: "look! I took the pig tied by the woods over there! Compared with me, you are too young. Of course, we don''t dislike you. Just say it. What is it?"


    Luhani took down his backpack from his back: "then I can''t compare with you. All I smoke are small things..."


    With that, he opened his backpack and took it out bag by bag.


    Fennel, star anise, cumin, pepper, dried pepper, fragrant leaves, ginger, garlic, rock sugar, a box of thirteen spices, a bottle of bean paste and... Three bags of salt.


    This is packed in a box with a note on it: complete seasoning.


    Luhani is quite ashamed. From his cognition, these things seem to be of little use to Li Tiezhu and others in the "primitive society".


    Then, he was knocked to the ground by Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and the disabled Chen Chichi.


    "Good job!"


    "Well done..."


    "I love you, brother Lu, Mu ~"


    Li Tiezhu, what they lack most now is seasoning. Now, Chen Chichi sent fresh pork, Luhani brought a full set of seasoning and sausage.


    But how to kill pigs?


    Li Tiezhu''s "leg injury" in this period has healed and let others work. He took his contempt knife and went to the waterfall. He walked along the cliff for a while and finally found a Banzhu forest.


    Bamboos are the thinnest and hardest of bamboos. He cut down more than ten bamboos without shaving the branches, and directly carried them back to the yard.


    At this time, Chen Chichi, who had a waist injury, was shameless. He dragged out the bamboo bed in the house, lay down in the yard and watched everyone work. He was still talking:


    "Hey? Why don''t we give this yard a name? The mushroom house is called the mushroom house, and our house is called the boar house?"


    Luhani helped to row bamboo. Although he was unfamiliar, he was diligent and said, "shut up, will you? Have fun with your mobile phone."


    Qin Tao: "but I also think I should choose a name."


    Zheng Yanzi smashed a pebble into pieces with the back of an axe. She was full of power and said, "it''s better to call it zizhulou!"


    A name for a strange flower.


    Qin Tao looked at the crushed pebbles on the ground and didn''t dare to speak.


    Chen Chichi looked at the strong biceps under Zheng Yanzi''s T-shirt and said with a bitter smile, "I think you have a point. It''s called zizhulou! Zheng Yanzi''s little bamboo Lou! Well, it''s very poetic."


    Straight man Luhani: "how poetic? Ha! Yanzi is named waste, hehe..."


    Zheng Yanzi is not an ordinary entertainment star. If he doesn''t do two, he takes two steps. He grabs Ruhani''s face in both hands. He rubbed the foundation with strong rubbing. "Look at you, face high tech, the last show is insincere..."


    Luhani was silly: "don''t I just put on makeup? Where is high technology? Those netizens have a high-tech face and are all high-tech!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "all in one? I''ll tell Guan Shuangshuang when I look back. You''ve studied the body of wanghong!"


    Luhani: "ah?"


    Chen Chichi giggled on the bamboo bed. Of course, it was the sound made by the bamboo bed, which was slightly abnormal.


    Barrage:


    "Bright people don''t talk in secret. I like that little sister!"


    "Zheng Yanzi dares to say!"


    "The program group doesn''t delete it?"


    "This is philosophy! Black holes can devour life and create life!"


    "I suspect you''re driving."


    "That dilapidated place is still the place my heart yearns for. This is fate!"


    "Even if I have been pumping water to discharge the flood, I will try my best to plug the gap until I am tired." - Dayu flood control "


    "The upstairs is so dirty!"


    "You think there is only one way to pass, but others have already passed three."


    "Lying trough!"


    "This is a master..."


    "Sorry, I just came to this program. Do you laugh directly or what program do you want to follow?"


    Li Tiezhu came back carrying bamboos. Seeing that all four people in the yard were laughing, he couldn''t help wondering: "what''s the matter? Did Qin Tao Dance pole dance again?"


    Luhani: "again? Hahaha..."


    Fat deer and Chen Chichi clapped their hands and laughed. Zheng Yanzi also laughed.


    Qin Tao was shameless. As soon as he threw away his nonexistent shawl and long hair, he jumped up. He was graceful and jumped. He leaned over and used Li Tiezhu as a steel pipe. Then he was kicked over by Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu cut a sharp spotted bamboo with a contempt knife and said, "you can kill the pig! Hurry up, kill the pig in the morning and build a house in the afternoon, otherwise you can''t live at night!"


    The section of killing pigs was skipped. There were not many scenes, and most of them were mosaic.


    The scene was ferocious and bloody, much more terrible than normal pig killing.


    In normal rural pig killing, it is generally necessary to get a stone platform with low front and high rear, but there are no conditions here, so they directly press the pig on the slope. Anyway, the pig is not big, more than 80 kilograms, lighter than people.


    Pig blood also gave up directly because there was no basin.


    Black pig screamed bitterly, but Li Tiezhu was not soft, because he didn''t have a professional pig knife, so the process of killing pigs was a little slow. First cut the pig''s throat with a kitchen knife, then cut the bones of the pig''s throat with an axe, and finally stabbed it with a sharpened bamboo stick to pierce the pig''s heart.


    Little green is not easy, but after all... This is not a warm mushroom house. This is the cruel primitive man.


    The shot of killing pigs was skipped, but there were many shots behind.


    Blowing, shaving pig hair, opening edges (half cut), taking internal organs and dividing meat


    Although the black pig is not big, it is much bigger than the little pig killed by Li Tiezhu in the mushroom house. Therefore, it is not too difficult at all.


    The meat broke down quickly.


    The little green that was still alive at the beginning has now become a piece of bright food.


    Chen Chichi didn''t move at all. He lay in bed playing games and said, "sausage! I want to eat sausage!"


    Luhani: "where are sausages?"


    Chen Chichi said, "Tiezhu promised me!"


    Li Tiezhu could only nod: "wait, you can eat at night."


    The next thing became simple. The hand grinding coffee machine presented by the mushroom house was also used. It was handed to Chen Chichi who played the game. Li Tiezhu asked him to grind all kinds of spices and put them into a prepared bamboo bowl.


    Chen Chichi: "what are you doing? I''m playing games! This makes me Xu Chu, a top meat outfit! And I''m a disabled person..."


    Li Tiezhu grabbed the mobile phone and pressed Chen Chichi, who was ready to grab the mobile phone: "sorry, you are disabled now. It''s worse than my last period. Your disability is your waist!"


    Therefore, Chen Chichi can only grind spices and watch Li Tiezhu play his hero 1-13.


    "No pepper! No pepper, no soul!"


    In order to get back his mobile phone, Chen Chichi is also intelligent online.


    Li Tiezhu returned his mobile phone to Chen Chichi: "there are wild pepper on the mountain. I''ll pick it."


    Li Tiezhu not only picked back the wild green pepper, but also picked a group of chicken fir with pleasant growth!


    Chicken fir fungus is a fungus symbiotic with termites in nature. It only exists in the forests of southern provinces and cities such as Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan.


    Chicken fir fungus has thick and fat meat, fine white texture, fresh, sweet and crisp taste. There are many ways to eat chicken fir. Whether fried, fried, pickled, fried, mixed, stewed, roasted, stewed, steamed or made soup, its taste is very fresh, which is the highest among bacteria.


    Therefore, when Li Tiezhu found the chicken fir, a group of people turned over, which was much more delicious than pork.


    Zheng Yanzi personally washed the chicken fir. Li Tiezhu dried the green pepper in the pot and threw it to Chen Chichi for grinding. Then he began to cut streaky pork and prepare to make sausage. At the same time, Qin Tao was washing pig intestines to prepare sausages, while Luhani squatted by the river under the guidance of Qin Tao and washed all kinds of pig viscera.


    This noon meal, no doubt, must be a big meal.


    Just after Li Tiezhu boiled the pig bone and just boiled the pig bone soup, the bitch sun Xixi came to the spicy chicken drumstick castle. Yes, he ordered takeout with the funds of the program group.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing? Shooter."


    Sun Xixi said with a smile, "good thing! The program team will never provide you with any materials, but guests can, and sponsors can. No, we just talked about ten more sponsors, and they sponsored some things."


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed: "what do you have?"


    Sun Xixi read to the card: "overlord kitchen and bathroom provides a bathroom, sheep provides four blankets, angel lighting provides 20 pairs of candles, Laoban electric appliance provides a kettle, white tower porcelain provides four sets of tableware, goldfish dragon provides five kilograms of soybeans, COFCO provides three kilograms of rice, Daoyun kitchen provides two chopping boards, and sun Shan fishing gear provides a set of fishing tools."


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are there so many suddenly?"


    Lying on the bamboo bed, Chen Chichi grinded chili noodles and said, "there must be conditions, right? And the conditions are very harsh! Ha ha! I knew! Any director group is a pervert!"

 Chapter 481

    The director waved and a group of staff came carrying bamboo poles. The bamboo pole is about one meter high, with a 20 cm square card on it. On the card, there are pictures of the corresponding items and names.


    Sun Xixi drew a line on the ground outside the hospital. The staff took a tape measure to measure the distance from inserting a bamboo rod. The nearest offline is the chopping board, five meters away, and then insert a bamboo rod every other meter, including blankets, candles, tableware, soybeans, rice, fishing tackle, tableware, kettle and bathroom.


    The bathroom is 14 meters away from the starting line and is almost inserted into the river.


    Then, the staff brought five balls, from big to small, namely basketball, football, shot put, tennis and table tennis.


    Sun Xixi: "each of you chooses a ball. Each of you has three chances. You can get the corresponding items by hitting which card."


    Li Tiezhu: "I think you look like a ball. I want to screw your head off and kick it as a ball. One kick is accurate."


    Sun Xixi sprawled on the ground: "come!"


    Luhani lifted his trouser legs and said, "I''ll serve this free kick."


    He began to run up.


    Sun Xixi was startled and bounced up and said, "forget it. My head is irregular and I''m afraid it will affect the accuracy. What, you choose the ball respectively."


    In the courtyard, Chen Chichi, lying on the bamboo bed, said, "do disabled people want to choose? Is this program so unfriendly?"


    Sun Xixi: "Oh, yes! Mr. Chen Chichi has a low back injury in this period, so he can only throw the ball lying down, otherwise it will be invalid."


    Qin Tao: "is that too cruel?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "if I had a racket, I could hit all tennis, but I didn''t have a racket."


    "Carry me over! I want basketball and throw it into the program team to doubt life!"


    Chen Chichi put down her cell phone and shouted.


    Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Luhani carried him out with his bed and handed him a basketball.


    Chen Chichi held the ball and said, "what do you want?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if there are conditions, of course, it is to get a bathroom."


    Chen Chichi: "do you think I can throw so far on my stomach?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "then watch it."


    Chen Chichi accumulated his strength and threw the ball in the wrong position. Therefore, he didn''t hit any of them. The second and third times still failed. He didn''t even get the latest one.


    After throwing it, Chen Chichi said with a embarrassed smile, "ha ha... It''s good if I can throw it out. It''s called disabled Zhijian."


    Luhani said, "I think you are mentally disabled and physically strong. Can''t you throw it on your back? That might be on time."


    Chen Chichi: "well, I''m tired. Take me back and have a rest."


    Nobody paid attention to him.


    Next is Luhani. He chose football, run-up and kicked a low flat ball. Because the bamboo rod is not a straight line, it is not easy to aim.


    Pop!


    Yes! Five kilograms of soybeans.


    Several people suddenly got up and clapped their hands to celebrate.


    The second time, Luhani said, "director group, the ball you provided is not good. It''s a little floating."


    Sun Xidong dropped a shot put on the ground: "then I''ll change it for you."


    Luhani: so cruel


    Chen chiequatoria: "deer, kick! How about a villa awarded to the program team?"


    Luhani: "get out! You can''t reward a community."


    Li Tiezhu picked up the shot put: "Oh! Is it too heavy?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "how far can you throw a man''s shot put with a weight of 14 and a half?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t throw it away. I want the shot put! It''s used to smash things."


    Luhani kicked again and got the fishing tackle.


    Next is Qin Tao. He chose table tennis. After all, tennis must be left to Zheng Yanzi, and he can''t throw shot put.


    Table tennis is more floating. I can''t aim at it at all. I can only look at luck.


    Qin Tao smashed the table tennis ball on Sun Xixi''s face for the first time, 45 degrees from the target direction.


    Sun Xi rubbed his face: "I doubt you did it on purpose."


    Luhani laughed, took off his hair band and blindfolded Qin Tao: "Tao Zi, you''d better throw it blindfolded. Maybe you can be on time."


    The second time, the third time, Qin Tao, blindfolded, miraculously hit the nearest brand, two chopping boards.


    The staff took back the hit bamboo pole.


    Chen Chichi''s eyes were about to jump out: "what ghost? Sao pig was obviously thrown in the other direction... Ha ha, crazy!"


    Luhani laughed crazy, too.


    Qin Tao took off his hair band and put on a powerful look of our workers: "later, please call me blind Xia!"


    Li Tiezhu: "good blind pig."


    Zheng Yanzi: "good blind pig."


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn. Zheng Yanzi helped him correct the action and force method of throwing shot put. After all, the shot put is too heavy and the posture is wrong. It''s really easy to get hurt.


    This is really difficult. Now the nearest bamboo pole is six meters away. Although Li Tiezhu is in good health, he is not professional. The distance of throwing shot put is just over ten meters.


    Key, those cards are one meter high from the ground.


    It would be nice to throw at a distance, not to mention aiming.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu chose the nearest bamboo pole. Only when he had spare strength could he have the Kung Fu to aim. The two throws were worse.


    The third time, Li Tiezhu was lucky and won four blankets.


    Now, no one dares to mention the bathroom. It''s really too far away.


    Finally, it was Zheng Yanzi''s turn. She threw a tennis ball.


    Li Tiezhu: "are you sure?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "if I''m a baseball player, it''s absolutely no problem, but I''m a tennis player. How can I be sure?"


    "Wait, I''ll make you a racket."


    With that, Li Tiezhu turned and ran into the yard.


    Zheng Yanzi: "director! Pause."


    Sun Xixi doesn''t mind. Just pause. Can this condition really make a tennis racket? Are you kidding?


    Luhani took Zheng Yanzi''s tennis ball and tried to throw it a few times. It was very difficult.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu came back and mysteriously took out his homemade tennis racket from behind: "Dangdang!"


    "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    Chen Chichi fell from the bamboo bed laughing and continued to roll on the ground.


    Luhani squatted on the ground with a smile and wiped his tears.


    The people in the director group also laughed. Zheng Yanzi covered her face with a smile. Only Qin Tao had a loveless expression on his face and stopped talking.


    I saw that the bamboo strip of Li Tiezhu was pulled in a ring, both ends closed, and tied with thin bamboo strips to make a hand-held handle. This thing is very much like what rural children hang up spider webs to catch butterflies and birds. But what''s more unique is the net surface. It''s a very tight four legged pants. It''s yellow. There''s a picachu pattern on it. Yes, it''s Qin Tao''s four legged pants.


    Barrage:


    "I''m stupid!"


    "If the walls are not satisfied, I will obey you..."


    "Li Tiezhu: my damn hands-on ability."


    "Are the boxers serious?"


    "My God, Li Tiezhu is not a fool."


    "Whose underwear? Pikachu!"


    "Are you serious?


    Li Tiezhu was very proud: "Xiong Er, try to weigh your hand."


    Zheng Yanzi didn''t answer and stepped back: "you... Bah! I don''t use Qin Tao''s underwear as a racket."


    Qin Tao: "Li Tiezhu, are you special... No, Xiong Er, how do you know this is mine, not Li Tiezhu''s?"


    Zheng Yanzi was also fierce: "his ass is not so big."


    Qin Tao: "


    Chen Chichi, who had just breathed out, hugged his head and laughed with Luhani. The French Open champion, playing with his underwear racket?


    Li Tiezhu said, "the net surface is bigger, so it''s easy to hit the ball. Take it, take it..."


    "I won''t take it!"


    "Take it."


    "Get out!"


    "It''s clean. I didn''t pick it off just now. Don''t you believe you smell it?"


    "Smell your uncle..."


    "Think about the bathroom. Do you want to run more than 100 meters to the bathroom every time?"


    "Er..."


    "Do you want the female guests coming in the future to run more than 100 meters to the bathroom? Our conditions are difficult, in case of diarrhea..."


    "Stop talking!"


    Finally, Zheng Yanzi rolled her eyes and took the exquisite tennis racket.


    Li Tiezhu: "Xiong Er, you are the hope of the whole village now! Practice your accuracy first, and I''ll pick up the ball for you."


    Zheng Yanzi waved her racket and was speechless to the extreme. However, life still needs to continue. Then come on.


    I played a few balls towards the fence of the yard, which was surprisingly good. Although the hitting strength was much weaker than the real racket, if I was used to it, I was still so easy.


    "OK! Let''s start!"


    Zheng Yanzi looked serious, threw the ball up, took off gently and waved it vigorously.


    Boom!


    The tennis ball flew out and drew a beautiful curve.


    Pop.


    The farthest toilet card was hit.


    "Wow! Is that too accurate?"


    "Shit..."


    "Worthy of being the champion of the French Open!"


    "Handsome fried!"


    "Underwear racket match high, iron pillar good."


    "This is precision guidance!"


    The other four yelled, as if they had won the lottery.


    Zheng Yanzi is still calm, as if standing on the final court, maintaining a unique service rhythm. She holds the ball in her left hand, wipes the sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand, lifts her left and right ear hair behind her ears, takes a look at the target, throws the ball, takes off and swings the racket.


    Pop.


    Boil the kettle!


    Luhani: "hahaha, sun Xixi''s face is green. Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"


    Chen Chichi said, "Yanzi is a walking department store."


    Zheng Yanzi was confident and turned to Li Tiezhu: "what else do you want? Tableware?"


    I''ll fight whatever you want.


    Li Tiezhu was always excited and said, "the meal is useless. Make it yourself. Take the staple food! Rice!"


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    Zheng Yanzi hit the ball again and hit the target without accident.


    Three kilograms of rice.


    Several people were so high that they jumped together to celebrate the harvest.


    Finally, Qin Tao raised his racket and said, "I don''t want my pants! Keep this racket and we''ll give it up!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "are you disgusting?"


    Qin Tao said solemnly, "no! It is sacred and symbolizes our unity, struggle and sincere cooperation. The racket is made of iron pillars, the pants are worn by me, and the racket is used by you. Everyone has made a contribution. How rare!"


    Chen Chichi doesn''t think it''s too big to watch the excitement: "I think Taozi''s words are all right! Put it up and hang it in the most prominent position in the living room."


    Then, when the director team brought the prizes we won.


    All five people were silly and their smiles froze on their faces.


    PS£º


    I''m not feeling well today and I have a little diarrhea, so I don''t think so. It''s normal for the third watch. I''ll add more tomorrow. thank you!

 Chapter 482

    Chen Chichi showed his signature cheap smile and went back to the bamboo bed to continue "recuperate": "your program group is one of the cheapest I have ever seen... The surface is the cheapest! Sun Xixi, I know why they call you a shooter, because you shoot arrows all the time!"


    He said the word "shoot an arrow" very much like being cheap. There''s no way. Mr. Chen is Hu Jianren.


    Then, Chen Chichi robbed Luhani''s hair band and covered his eyes. He really can''t see it anymore. It''s too abnormal.


    The faces of several other people were also very ugly, especially Luhani, who was surrounded.


    Qin Tao looked at Sun Xixi and said, "the sun dragon bag."


    Li Tiezhu took the card on the bamboo pole and couldn''t help laughing: "Hey! Look, there is a line of sesame big words under the picture of the card, which says - this picture is for reference only, and the product is subject to the real object! It''s really... It''s shameless."


    Zheng Yanzi said, "I knew I wouldn''t be so accurate."


    Soybeans are a pile with vines, and rice seems to have just been pulled out of the field.


    The staff said: "we calculated the yield per mu, and the weight of soybean and rice is only much more."


    Li Tiezhu: "I thank you!"


    The chopping board is very beautiful, that is, two boards. What is more beautiful is the fishing tackle, a four meter long spotted bamboo and a roll of fishing line. The two hooks are still separated.


    Blankets and kettles are relatively normal. They are packaged industrial products.


    The most beautiful is the bathroom. The other party sent the following items by cart: a bag of cement, a truck of river sand, a truck of lime, three trucks of red brick, a toilet, four pieces of asbestos tiles and three sleepers.


    Qin Tao Tucao: "this is a prize? Make complaints about increasing work!"


    Luhani: "everything else is OK. The bathroom is really too much. My God! I thought you could send a mobile toilet directly. Sure enough, I thought too much!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "and beans and rice."


    Li Tiezhu said: "from another point of view, it''s actually a good thing. Beans can be burned, straw can be dried to make a bed, and I can make four or five sets of fishing rods with a roll of fishing line. The most important thing is these building materials. We can use them to repair the house. From my experience, they give more building materials."


    Sun Xixi was already in pain. At this time, he said, "no! These building materials can only be used to repair the bathroom!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s to repair the bathroom, but the picture written on your card is for reference only, so I can only play freely. Hey! Can''t I repair a bathroom with bedroom? Two bedrooms and one living room! Hey! My bathroom is different."


    Sun Xixi: "


    Chen Chichi pretended to be dead and said, "this is good! This is good! Hahaha... Our bathroom has a bedroom. You bite me?"


    Without waiting for sun Xixi to retort, Li Tiezhu kicked him away and said, "we''re going to make pig killing dishes. Get out."


    Everyone worked together to move the "materials" into the yard, and then began to cook. In order to save time, the pig killing dish was particularly simple. Boiled ribs, two or three per person.


    After dinner, continue to work.


    First dry the soybeans, and then we roll the rice with our hands, because there are not many.


    At this time, the waterproof cloth obtained in the previous period came in handy. Two large pieces were cut off and spread in the yard for drying food.


    The yard is basking in grain, and strips of pork are hung on the fence. Everyone''s original hut has been demolished, and everyone has dug a groove next to it to build a 4x10 meter "big house".


    Qin Tao is mixing cement and sand, Luhani is moving bricks, and Zheng Yanzi is handing bricks to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu made a three meter high ladder from bamboo and built eight columns more than three meters high with bricks to build a "toilet". This is the skeleton of the three rooms. This time, the front is high and the back is low, which is convenient for drainage to the back of the house in case of water.


    In the next three hours, we made concerted efforts to build three bamboo houses with bamboo along the brick columns. The thatch on the roof is still surrounded by bamboo and yellow mud.


    After completion, they made a fire in each room and simply dried it, and continued to fight for the last bathroom.


    The remaining cement was also made into a hemispherical groove by Li Tiezhu, which was said to be used to pound rice.


    When the sun was setting, the house was built and everyone was finally free.


    Only Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi are still working. Chen Chichi washed the pig''s small intestine all afternoon for fear that it would not be clean. Li Tiezhu cut the pork into small pieces, kneaded it with various spices and salt, and began to fill the sausage.


    Because there were no other side dishes, all the pig''s internal organs except the small intestine were thrown away because there was no way to deal with them.


    Filling sausage is a very simple thing. Just fill the meat into the washed small intestine. Then, the problem comes.


    The next two steps are to tie the sausage into sections with a rope, and finally pierce holes in the sausage with a needle to make it easy to drain water. But the problem is that they don''t have a rope or a needle. The straw rope can''t tie the sausage tightly.


    Li Tiezhu turned his eyes to Chen Chichi: "brother, are all the clothes in your box clean?"


    Chen Chichi: "well, what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "give me one! I''ll give you some sausages then."


    Chen Chichi: "what do you mean?"


    So Li Tiezhu took out Chen Chichi''s T-shirt and cut it into finger wide cloth with a knife as a rope. Then, Li Tiezhu smashed a fishhook with the back of an axe and used it as a needle.


    The sausage is finally ready. There are 30 pieces in total. It weighs about 15 or 16 kilograms. For pigs with more than 80 kilograms, it''s already a lot.


    Because the pig is small, the sausage is also thinner than normal sausage.


    It was getting dark. Li Tiezhu began to cook. He stewed a pot of pig bone soup, lost some wild vegetables and chicken fir. It was invincible and delicious. He cooked ribs and sausage. It was very simple. There was still no staple food.


    But everyone ate very well because... It was too tired to work.


    After dinner, others began to bake and barbecue. This time, unlike last time, there were not only all kinds of spices, but also pig feet to roast.


    Li Tiezhu is still very busy, busy processing the remaining pork. It''s midsummer. The weather is too hot, and the pork is easy to go bad.


    Make them into bacon, of course.


    Li Tiezhu fried a bag of salt in an iron pot, a whole bag. Compared with so much meat, what is a bag of salt?


    He rubbed the pork, pig head and pig tail with the salt, and then poured the remaining salt back into the bamboo tube for next use. Then, add a large amount of raw soy sauce, a small amount of old soy sauce and white sugar into the pot, mix well, put the meat in, smear it evenly, and marinate it in the pot.


    After finishing these things, Li Tiezhu went to have a barbecue.


    When he went to bed at night, Li Tiezhu took everyone and moved pork, sausage, rice and soybean seasoning into the house.


    Luhani said, "why do you want to move in? You have to move out tomorrow."


    Li Tiezhu: "afraid of being stolen, there are monkeys in the West and wild boars in the East... In short, it may not be people who come to steal, right, director?"


    Sun Xixi: "


    The next day, Li Tiezhu hung the pork pickled all night under the eaves and began a new day''s work. He cooked a sparerib to eat, then dried the rice and soybeans, and then began to weave bamboo mats.


    Zheng Yanzi got up early to wash and went running along the road. Li Tiezhu didn''t go. His family was poor!


    It''s important to buy something first.


    After nearly two phases of struggle, this "home" has begun to take shape.


    The other three were still sleeping. Qin Tao and Chen Chichi snored one after another, and Luhani slept soundly.


    Li Tiezhu has been unfamiliar for too long. He is very slow in weaving bamboo mats. It takes 40 to 50 minutes to weave a bamboo mat two meters long and one meter two wide. In addition to sleeping, these bamboo mats are also prepared for paving the floor and walls. They need a lot of bamboo mats, which can not be completed in one or two phases.


    At noon, the three woke up. At this time, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi were already pounding rice outside.


    To this end, Li Tiezhu also specially compiled a sieve and a dustpan.


    The sun is very hot. The rice that has been dried for a long time can be shelled although the water is not completely dried.


    While pounding rice, Li Tiezhu said, "Tao Zi, take them up the mountain to pick wild vegetables! Let''s have a big meal at noon."


    Chen Chichi sat on the bamboo stool: "my waist is broken and I can''t go."


    Qin Tao can only take Luhani away.


    Chen chiequatoria: "iron pillar, you can do anything! You have woven the bamboo mat so quickly? You can pound rice?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "when I was a child, I occasionally pounded rice by myself. What''s the matter?"


    "Well, you put on the fishing rod and I''ll go fishing by the river. If my waist is broken, I can contribute to the organization!"


    "It''s just finished. Go ahead. Can you dig earthworms?"


    "Yes... Why is it just a fishing rod?"


    "Another fish hook has been used as a needle. It will be useful in the future."


    "Well, hahaha... The fishing rod is exquisite enough. The float is a row of dry reeds and the pendant is a stone. I hope the fish here have never seen the world, otherwise it''s not easy to cheat..."


    Chen Chichi limped away with a fishing rod. He didn''t pretend to have low back pain, but was tired after lying down all day yesterday.


    At home, Li Tiezhu pounded rice and separated the rice and bran with a dustpan and a sieve. The bran was not lost. He said that he kept it for raising chickens, and the rice was put in a dustpan and taken out to continue drying.


    There are many people drying millet. I haven''t seen anyone drying rice. I can''t help it. I have to eat it at noon. I can only pound it out in advance. For this reason, I also waste a lot of broken rice, which is mixed in the bran.


    After a while, Qin Tao came back with some wild vegetables and pine mushrooms, with a branch of green pepper on his back, which was full of green pepper. Luhani holds some cypress branches, which are used to smoke bacon sausage.


    Zheng Yanzi was peeling soybeans: "good harvest! Have you found the wild pepper tree?"


    Qin Tao nodded: "there''s more to gain. We didn''t dare to move. Come back and ask Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "what harvest?"


    Qin Tao said mysteriously, "on a big tree halfway up the mountain, there is a huge honeycomb, which is bigger than basketball! How about it? Do you want to do a vote?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t want to think about it. He turned to enter the house, took out Chen Chichi''s box and took out all kinds of clothes: "OK! First do a good job of protection, come... Tao Zi, we wrap three layers alone."


    Luhani: isn''t brother Chi here


    Zheng Yanzi: "he has gone fishing. Keep your voice down and don''t be heard by him."


    (the agreed third watch cannot be fulfilled. Today''s state is really not good... Make up tomorrow)

 Chapter 483

    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao are heavily armed with Chen Chichi''s clothes, but this may not be useful. They think the stinger of wild bees is longer. However, this can''t scare wild children like Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao. Although Qin Tao''s family is a rich town, in fact, their pig farm is opened in the village.


    When they were ready, they set out with baskets on their backs and disappeared into the mountains in the twinkling of an eye.


    Luhani worried, "will they really not be stung?"


    Zheng Yanzi continued to peel the soybean: "if you are stung twice, you won''t die! If you are stung a few times, it''s worth changing a huge honeycomb."


    Luhani: "the truth is this truth, but..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "it''s not us who were stung. Of course it''s worth it!"


    Luhani was stunned: "ha? Such a logic?"


    In order to ensure the safety of the cameramen, the hive did not send cameramen to follow, but used two drones to follow. Therefore, this section is very documentary style. They took a wonderful video of two people stabbing down the hive with a bamboo pole and running with the hive in their arms, as well as... Howling.


    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao came back. A huge honeycomb was covered with leaves in the basket. In addition, there are many wild onions and broken ear roots.


    Zheng yanzigang and Luhani peeled the soybeans and dried them in a dustpan.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao coming back, Luhani jumped up in surprise: "let me see! WOW! How much honey can this make?"


    Li Tiezhu: "there is no honey. This is a wasp. A wasp has no honey."


    Luhani was stunned: "then why are you trying to pick up the hive?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey! Of course it''s for the bee pupa inside."


    Next to him, Qin Tao took off the clothes covered on his head, exposed his swollen right face and said, "the bee pupa is fragrant, especially the bee pupa mixed with white sugar. Tut tut! It''s almost out of place."


    Luhani''s mouth was crooked: "Tao Zi! Brother Tao! Did you get stung? Didn''t it hurt?"


    Qin Tao said, "it hurts! But it''s worth it!"


    With that, Qin Tao put the clothes back in Chen Chichi''s box.


    Li Tiezhu broke open the hive, took out the white and tender peristaltic pupae inside and put them into a bamboo tube.


    Because there were no pots, barrels and other items, Li Tiezhu made dozens of bamboo tubes, large and small, which were specially used to hold things. The large ones could hold water, soup, rice and so on, and the small ones could hold spices and so on.


    Luhani felt numb and disgusted: "vomit ~ pillar, don''t tell me this thing can be eaten. It''s disgusting!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thief La Xiang! Trust me."


    Luhani shook his head.


    Qin Tao came over with a swollen face, picked up a peristaltic bee pupa and threw it into his mouth. He got up and said to Luhani, "well, it''s delicious. Brother, you can try it. It''s the feeling of biting it. It''s super invincible!"


    Luhani waved his hands and ran away. The smile on his face was full of fear: "you eat, you eat, I''ll go and see Chen Chichi..."


    Qin Tao takes another one and hands it to Zheng Yanzi.


    Zheng Yanzi also shook her head. She knew that the bee pupa was delicious, but she couldn''t accept it raw.


    Barrage:


    "My God, is this broadcast? Likes and dislikes..."


    "I ate it when I was a child. If I didn''t mix sugar, the taste would be ordinary."


    "What if it moves in its mouth?"


    "Bite it down!"


    "Eh! I can''t stand this."


    "The bee pupa is mended!"


    "My postpartum brother is really fierce. His face doesn''t change. Tut tut."


    After stripping out all the bee pupae, Li Tiezhu began to cook. First, he boiled pig bone soup in a kettle, and then boiled lard on another simple stone stove. This is pig suet. Although the pig is very small, it also has three or four kilograms of suet.


    Boil the lard, throw the oil residue into the soup and continue to boil. Put the lard into a large bamboo tube and put it in a bamboo tube with a cover.


    Dishes came out of the pot one after another, sweet and sour ribs, fried wild vegetables, wild onions mixed with broken ear roots, fried bee pupae and sausage. Finally, braised hooves were simmered in the pot.


    At this time, the naked Chen Chichi and Luhani came back.


    Luhani, carrying a fishing rod and a hoe for digging earthworms, shouted, "chichige has a great harvest! Add vegetables at noon today."


    Chen Chichi smiled a little proud. He tied a knot under his T-shirt as a bag, which contained the fish he caught. When he came to this program, Chen Chichi did as the Romans did. He was smart and good at making new tools.


    Qin Tao took a look: "good guy, at least 20 small fish. Brother Chi Chi can do it today!"


    Chen Chichi: "when can''t I? I, known as the natural enemy of fish, carry the handle in the fishing industry. This is also in the gully. If it''s on the beach, I''ll catch you a shark. I''ll tell you. I''ll ask you if you''re afraid!"


    With that, he went into the house and pulled out a T-shirt from the box and put it on.


    Li Tiezhu dealt with the fish and suddenly got a little difficult because the container was not enough.


    Sweet and sour spareribs, wild vegetables, broken ear roots, bee pupae and sausages are all packed on bamboo plates, that is, what kind of thick bamboo is selected and cut into two halves directly from the middle. The mud is made into feet to prevent rolling and used to load vegetables.


    And he''s going to put hooves in a pot. That''s just right.


    However, suddenly there were twenty small fish, which was a little too busy. If you want to fry the fish, you have to install the big hoof first.


    Li Tiezhu said, "shall we roast fish?"


    Luhani: "I can do anything."


    Chen Chichi changed her clothes and came out with an iconic high and low eyebrow expression: "roast fish? How to roast it so small? Fry it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "there''s nothing to put in the hoof, and the pot can''t come out. What can I fry the fish with? The palm of my hand?"


    Chen Chichi looked around and said, "why don''t you have tools? I think this is good."


    With that, he picked up the cement mortar used to pound rice.


    Luhani directly smiled and said, "Wahaha... Is this OK? Is it OK? Our tableware a little too hasty?"


    Chen Chichi: "just fit it. Look! It''s called making the best use of everything. It can load vegetables when eating and pound rice after eating, which fully shows its value."


    Li Tiezhu also thought it was reasonable, so he put the braised hoof into the cement mortar. Let alone, the more he looked, the more pleasing he was to his eyes!


    Soon, the fish was fried and the dishes were on the table.


    Fried fish in lard, sweet and sour ribs, fried wild vegetables, wild onions with folded ear roots, fried bee pupae, sausage, pork bone and mushroom soup.


    Barrage:


    "I seriously doubt that this is a mushroom house!"


    "It was a wilderness to survive, but Li Tiezhu finished the mushroom house."


    "I still remember how miserable they were in the last issue. As a result, this issue was full of fish and meat."


    "Thanks to the pigs brought by Chen Chichi!"


    "The operation of pounding rice also surprised me..."


    "Wild broken ear root is super fragrant!"


    "So are wild onions."


    Five people, six dishes and one soup are particularly arrogant. This is the consequence of Li Tiezhu''s restraint. Otherwise, the whole pig head meat, garlic white meat and other hard dishes


    This is not true. Several cameramen nearby are already swallowing their saliva. The sound is too obvious.


    In fact, the cameraman has already had dinner. The program team has dinner earlier. They take turns to eat and change shifts to shoot.


    Zheng Yanzi smiled: "I seem to hear some people swallow their saliva. How about it? Does it smell good? Do you want to eat it?"


    A cameraman said, "yes! After you finish eating, leave some for us."


    Zheng Yanzi: "when you had lunch box before, we had roast fish. Why didn''t you save some for us?"


    The cameraman is very young, so he is Frank: "what does it have to do with us if the director Sun Xixi is not a person?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "that makes sense."


    Chen Chichi then laughed twice and suddenly shouted, "eh? No! Where''s the rice? Isn''t it pounding rice?"


    Li Tiezhu magically took out five bamboo tubes, cut them open with a knife and ate five bamboo tubes. The weight is not big. The bamboo tube is the size of an egg, and the rice inside is a normal bowl, but the rice is mixed with the fragrance of bamboo, which is appetizing.


    Li Tiezhu said: "bamboo rice, one by one. In addition, we save some food. There are only two kilograms of rice. The family is poor... Eat more meat, and there is more meat."


    Luhani picked up a chopstick of rice and looked intoxicated: "Hmm! It''s delicious! I haven''t eaten for a long time... Ha ha ha!"


    Qin Tao put a fried bee pupa in Luhani''s bamboo tube: "try it, it''s really fragrant."


    "I don''t! It''s disgusting."


    "Try it."


    "No."


    "This is the time for you to show the charm of a tough man."


    "I have no charm. I''m a bitch!"


    "Er... You see my face is swollen. Give me some face."


    "I''ll try one. Oh, Baji, Baji... Hum? It''s delicious. Mom, it''s delicious! I''ll have another one."


    Soon, several people finished their meal.


    When several cameramen saw that sun Xixi had gone to dinner, they left the camera and began to eat leftovers. It was like the reincarnation of a hungry ghost. It''s no wonder that the chef invited by the program group is too water. Cooking is really bad.


    Chen Chichi picked up the camera, took pictures of the photographers, burped and said, "look! This is the cameraman of this program group. It''s too much to eat our food without giving us food materials..."


    At the time of broadcasting, this paragraph was not reduced and retained.


    Li Tiezhu picked his teeth with a self-made toothpick and said, "thanks to chichige! Because chichige is a pig, our ''home'' has solved the basic survival problem, and we have a house and food, although the staple food gap is still relatively large..."


    Chen Chichi put down the camera: "what do you call me this pig? You understand."


    Li Tiezhu: "you brought this pig! It provided us with sausage and bacon, more than 50 Jin. Tut tut... You don''t have to worry about having no meat this season."


    Chen Chichi: "that''s almost the same. If it weren''t for me..."


    He wanted to brag, but he heard a sudden sound. Looking up into the sky, a UAV flew with a paper box hanging and played the sound: "the air drop materials of this period have arrived. Please pay attention to check! This air drop is sponsored by Cheng Dalong!"


    Chen Chichi: "today''s airdrop is a little late! Tiezhu, your master ordered the airdrop. If there''s anything delicious, don''t we lose?"


    Luhani said, "don''t worry, brother. I have a hunch that this air drop is definitely not a good thing."


    Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi ran out of the yard and chased the UAV.


    A few minutes later, the two came back with the paper box in their arms.


    Qin Tao''s legs were short and asked, "what is it?"


    Li Tiezhu threw the carton to Qin Tao with disgust on his face: "you don''t believe it. One box of pearl milk tea ingredients, one folding stool and two garbage cans. They are as unreliable as my master!"

 Chapter 484

    Then, the display screen in the corner of the hospital lights up, which is Cheng Dalong''s video phone. Everyone gathered around. Everyone else was watching the excitement. Only Li Tiezhu was aggressive. What''s the matter with this master? So stingy!


    Connect the phone.


    Li Tiezhu: "master, you..."


    Cheng Dalong said first, "Li Tiezhu, what''s the matter with your stupid program? You cheated me of money, didn''t you? You asked me to pay 10000 yuan. As a result, I bought such a little thing? Did you cheat money?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, this... This 10000 yuan is for public welfare, and the goods depend on drawing lots..."


    Jackie Chan: "I know the draw, but the things on those cards can''t be prepared? You make me lose face! Everyone calls me big brother. As a result, I send a box of milk tea, a bench and two trash cans. It will be embarrassing to broadcast!"


    Li Tiezhu: "master, are you still interested in this?"


    Do you want face?


    Chen Chichi said, "Hello, brother! I think there''s nothing wrong with the things you sent. Aren''t folding stools and garbage cans the fighting props that often appear in your movies?"


    Jackie Chan: "then there are sports cars in my movie. Iron pillar, you ask the program team to change some face-saving things and replace them when the program is broadcast."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "master, every word you say now will become evidence in court. It will certainly be cut into the positive film. How wrong it is!"


    Cheng Dalong was stunned and even more angry: "how can you do this? I don''t understand anything, so I gave me a pile of cards to choose from. Then, Duang, come out with so three things, you''re going to be so angry! Hang up..."


    Li Tiezhu had no chance to complain at all. After being rejected by his master, the video hung up.


    Chen Chichi: "Duang, look! I can see that big brother is angry."


    Luhani said, "how do you write Duang?"


    Chen Chichi looks at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took a wooden stick and wrote a word. The upper word is Cheng, the middle word is big, and the lower word is dragon.


    Several people laughed crazy. It turned out to be such an exclusive word!


    Chen Chichi rolls around with a smile. It''s no exaggeration. He has been noticed by Duang.


    Barrage:


    "Is this deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors?"


    ¡°Duang~¡±


    "What does it mean to rake upside down! Cheng Dalong teaches you with his hands."


    "Will Li Tiezhu be killed if he deceives his teacher and destroys his ancestors?"


    "Don''t worry, the iron pillar is covered by Hong Dabao. You can''t die."


    "The word Duang is amazing."


    Then, Chen Chichi lay on the ground and covered her waist: "ah! No, no..."


    Luhani: what''s the matter? Is your waist broken? The program is full, brother


    Chen Chichi''s expression was gradually ferocious: "no! I feel a nail in my waist... It hurts!"


    Li Tiezhu and Luhani pulled up Chen Chichi: "where did I get the nail? Maybe it''s a bamboo thorn. Who made you roll where I do bamboo work?"


    Chen Chichi grinned and couldn''t speak. It was really painful. She struggled to lift her clothes up.


    There are three red and swollen places on his waist.


    Luhani was stunned, then burst into laughter: "ha ha ha... Swollen! There are hornet thorns on his clothes! Come on, the program team will give Duang a special effect!"


    Later, he directly bombed Chen Chichi''s waist like a bunch of hornet fighters.


    Chen Chichi looked at Qin Tao with a swollen face: "why? Why are there wasps'' thorns on my clothes?"


    Li Tiezhu is honest.


    Chen Chichi tried to stop talking, crying and laughing, struggling to carefully take off his T-shirt: "I''ve convinced you! I''ll change a dress."


    Li Tiezhu: "we''ve used every one of your clothes. You''d better check it before you wear it."


    Chen Chichi was in pain: "what bad program, but also the natural disaster, this is the natural disaster..."


    He took another piece of clothing, sat on the newly received folding stool and picked up the thorns on the clothes. There were few, but they were very small. After checking it, he didn''t dare to wear it. After checking it again, he still didn''t dare to wear it.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu gave Chen Chichi a dress.


    Chen Chichi''s injury is OK. After all, the wasp thorn on his clothes is not so toxic after a period of time. Therefore, he is not as swollen as Qin Tao.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu put the rest of the wild onions behind the house, picked off the green pepper and dried it, changed the iron trash can into a bucket with waterproof cloth, and made a bamboo shoulder pole to carry water.


    Finally, we cooked milk tea and sat in the shed drinking.


    At the end of the program, Li Tiezhu was still busy. He made a small water tank by the shed with mud, searched the cement pocket, bored the cylinder with the last bit of cement, and the kitchen still needed a water tank.


    After the recording of this program, Qin Tao and Chen Chichi hurried to find the program group to apply medicine.


    As the first program in the real sense, the content of this program is very rich and compact. Because the three so-called accident points are cancelled and reward links are added, it is less abusive. The ratings are higher than that of issue 0, but the overall ratings are not ideal.


    However, this program has also made several hot searches, which has improved the exposure and traffic of the program.


    One is Li Tiezhu''s brutal killing of pigs, the other is Zheng Yanzi''s Pikachu racket, the other is Chen Chichi''s being stung, and the other is... The writing of Duang.


    Because it is a new program in the first season and has taken some detours in planning, "Oh Huo primitive man" is still in a stage of warming up and accumulating strength in China, but there are accidents.


    Oh, the tiktok, the fire went abroad, and the most popular one was the overseas version of the jitter, followed by the oil tank video.


    For this program, waiguoren expressed his worship and claimed that this is the ethnic talent of the Chinese people.


    Many people are watched by Amway with the psychology of "pilgrimage".


    These are not the full version of the program, because there is no copyright, so they are wonderful gags and clips of the two programs, mixed with some narration in the middle.


    The most complete and the most popular video about "Oh, the original" is released by an overseas account of the tiktok, which is a special account for various countries. There are ten episodes of the video, each of which is five minutes long, and the contents of episode 0 and Episode 1 of the program are edited.


    At first, Li Tiezhu came to the wild to catch fish and roast fish. Then Li Tiezhu was lame.


    Messages have said that these three people will form a survival team like bell, go up the mountain to hunt, go down the river to catch fish, eat insects, dig wild vegetables and sleep in the wilderness. In short, the guests of this program will be very miserable. Moreover, they are generally not optimistic that they can survive, because they think Qin Tao is a burden.


    The later expansion shocked waiguoren. When Li Tiezhu began to show bamboo art, they took it. What''s more, I didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu could make an extremely stable shelter in half a day and roast pork at night.


    Later, foreigners were amazed by killing pigs, building bamboo houses, making sausages and bacon, pounding rice, digging beehives, making rich meals and bamboo tube rice.


    At last, the scene of Li Tiezhu planting wild onions is the most exciting scene for crooked nuts.


    The comments under the video can reflect their shock:


    "Even if one day they build rockets here, I won''t be surprised. Aenpera Lee is too strong. I even think he is better than bell, because what bell wants is to live. I think aenpera Lee can not only do this, but also have greater ambition to build a luxurious manor."


    "That''s the reason for the fire of aynpera Lee. He works miracles all the time. When he planted those onions, I seemed to see a large area of farmland."


    "Zheng is a beautiful and brave lady. She has made great contributions to their ''home''. She is more like a man than that fat man."


    "Their every move is beyond my imagination. I have a hunch that in this program, we can witness the 5000 year progress of Chinese civilization, their culture, their skills and their thinking. It''s fascinating..."


    "The bamboo forest next to the waterfall provides them with almost all the furniture. It''s amazing. There is no bamboo in Europe. I never knew there were such magical plants."


    "Tao! When I was very young, I learned about Chinese philosophy. I always thought it was vain, and then I gave up. I knew what I missed until today''s Secret Tao program. Didn''t I find out? Everything they did was so calm. All their food and tools were taken from nature without destroying nature and fully integrated into it. I don''t know what I understand Right or wrong, but this philosophy shocked me. "


    "With the progress of the program, we must see many higher-level and smarter skills or cultures. I can''t wait to see the collection of the second issue."


    "As Asians, I tell you that they will have their own vegetable garden, rice warehouse, better kitchen, bigger and more comfortable house, and... The leap from bamboo to wood. I even doubt that they can finally develop iron smelting technology."


    "Although there are some material help provided by guest stars, it only speeds up their development. What we witness is a miniature journey of cultural evolution."


    "That kind of dried intestines and meat is a wise way to store food. In fact, they can also try to preserve fish!"


    "Before, it was hard for me to understand that an agricultural nation with a history of 5000 years had no bread to eat. I didn''t know how stupid I was until I saw their luxurious lunch at noon. God, with so many delicious dishes, who would eat a long Dharma stick?"


    "That fat man named Lang should also have a lot of skills, but there is no room to show it now. I learned that he is a Chinese double talk show actor with profound knowledge. It is said that he is very good at pig breeding technology. I think this must be a great skill!"


    "I knew for the first time that the teacher of Ian Pella was Jack Cheng. Then he must know martial arts. I think he might try to kill a wolf in the mountain... (this thought there was a wolf)"


    "Excuse me, where can I see the original program? Rarely do I see such an interesting and admirable documentary. (documentary???)"


    Yes, it was such an accident.


    This program is far more popular abroad than at home, because those inexperienced crooked nuts regard this program as a miniature documentary of Chinese culture. Although they are also amused by the guests, they are more fascinated by Li Tiezhu''s ever-changing skills.

 Chapter 485

    AI enpeila Li is proficient in hunting, architecture, handicrafts, cooking, planting and other technologies. In addition, it is different from Western skills, but it is more efficient and concise. Even brain damage powder thinks Li Tiezhu''s technology is poetic.


    What''s more terrible is that they think the oldest Oriental wisdom - great wisdom is foolish - is spreading all the time in Li Tiezhu''s temperament!


    "In the East, there is a philosophy that people with outstanding intelligence look stupid on the surface. It''s not because of hypocrisy, but because of humility. The real Oriental wise people never show too smart and arrogant, but are more modest and know how to learn, which makes them smarter. If you don''t believe it, go to see Zheng''s semi-final match at the French Open. Li uses a kind of wisdom The humorous way guided Zheng to win a key point and helped her win and advance to the finals. "


    "You know what? Aenpera Lee is a talented singer, can''t you think of it? That song" tears of the call girl "is super good."


    "I prefer the song" red actor ", which is the taste of Chinese drama. Every time I listen to it, my hair will stand up. And" left hand to the moon "and" the wind in the East has broken "are also cool!"


    "Lee is also a master of fighting, that''s right! His master is Jack Cheng. Many people say that Ian Pella''s Kung Fu has reached the level of Bruce Lee, and their bat muscles are very similar..."


    "Yes, I learned from my Chinese friends that Li Ma is going to star in a very popular kung fu film called kung fu."


    "I hope this film can be shown in beimi. I will see it."


    "If you had paid attention to aenpera Lee, you wouldn''t be surprised by this program about primitive people. In fact, Lee showed great talent and wisdom as early as three years ago. He could easily write the most beautiful songs, but he worked part-time in a construction site before his debut. I think it should be a kind of practice. Oriental philosophy pays attention to sharpening the mind. Later, he Many magical skills were displayed in the program, especially in a file called "apartment made of mushrooms"... The reason why I know so well is that I am studying in China and almost all my friends around me are his fans. In addition, his first TV play "the struggle of a soldier" was shot Just finished broadcasting, it has set the highest broadcasting record in China or in the world, watched by as many as 100 million people. I have also laughed and cried for this wonderful TV play, which can be called a classic. This TV play seems to tell the growth story of a soldier, but in fact it shows a country that can never be conquered! "


    "What a crazy superstar! He can do almost anything, but he never shows off. He is always so low-key and modest in songs, film and television dramas or variety shows, but he can always burst out shocking energy. I began to like him from the struggle of a soldier. There is no doubt that this is a classic."


    "If you like him, go and see" the struggle of a soldier "and" drug God "to make you addicted."


    Thus, a more magical scene took place. Tiktok and drug god suddenly became popular overseas. More people began to pay attention to Li Tiezhu. He was shaking the voice overseas, oil tanks, Facebook, twitter and other platforms, and it was like information bombing.


    Next, overseas netizens began to call on the media to buy the copyright of "Oh Huo primitive man", and the sound waves were higher and higher. Even, parades broke out in France and Millikan. People marched around the TV building and put up banners - we want to watch Falk! I''m a primitive man.


    These heats are naturally fed back to China. The domestic netizens are collectively confused. Are there any problems with the ghosts?


    Why is Li Tiezhu so popular overseas?


    Oh, the primitive man is pretty good, but it''s not that good, is it? The first two phases are too bad. It may be better later.


    Moreover, what are these song names, TV names and program names?


    The most outrageous is a Japanese TV program, which regards Li Tiezhu as a quadrilateral superstar, known as "imperial Tyrannosaurus Rex", which is also shameful.


    But the host did not think so. Kenjiro Sakamoto said in an extremely shocking voice: "Li sang, the only quadrilateral superstar in China, has full marks in music, television, film and variety show! He has no weakness. He is also a kung fu master, cooking master and famous craftsman! There is no match in his country! He is the great enemy of Japan''s cultural circles in the next 20 years, and our star has no chance of winning... Losing!"


    South stick TV station is different. A female guest asked in the program: "Li Tiezhu''s face is very similar to our South stick people. He is still single eyed. Will he have our blood? Moreover, his finishing skills and cooking skills must be influenced by our South Korean cuisine. Is this a plagiarism?"


    In this way, Li Tiezhu was inexplicably angry again. It was a big gimmick in major countries all over the world. Even overseas programs invited Li Tiezhu, but he was rejected by Li Tiezhu.


    Two weeks later, after recording the second and third issue of Oh Huo primitive man, Li Tiezhu was playing Li Tiezhu''s eggs at his home in Shudu. He still had to go home to have a look after the summer vacation.


    At this time, Zhang Xiaomeng, who was originally in Kyoto, suddenly went to Shudu and asked Li Tiezhu to discuss an important issue - more than a dozen overseas media and video websites want to buy the overseas copyright of Oh Huo mushroom house, and even a Japanese game company wants to buy the game copyright of the program.


    Even if the other party has a large number of people, the key is to bid too hard.


    In the living room, Li Tiezhu squirms on the sofa. Because he can''t walk yet, Li Tiezhu bounces xiaodingding under his iron egg fork pants and asks Zhang Xiaomeng, "what''s the highest bid?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng is too familiar with this place. He helped buy the house at the beginning, and the decoration is also determined by him. At this time, he is boiling water and making tea: "12 million... Europe, then American International Television, 10 million yuan. There are many other media, and the price is not low."


    Li Tiezhu said, "then don''t we make a lot of money? Our investment is only 100 million!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "yes, but they all have a requirement that they re edit the program and implant their own advertising. Therefore, they also make a lot of money, maybe more than us."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "what''s your opinion?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng poured a cup of tea to Li Tiezhu: "of course, we have to sign. We are the only variety show that can go to the world! As long as we take this step, influence and achievement are more important than money! However, we still have to think carefully, especially advertising implantation, not all for them."


    Li Tiezhu thought and shook his head: "No, pick two media with the greatest influence to sign the contract. Money is not the most important, but advertising to them. We don''t want these, we need to spread and influence. This is not our program going out, but our culture going out. At this time, don''t worry about money. Maximizing influence is the most important. If more people can like and recognize our civilization and culture , it''s worth it! "


    "This will lose a lot of benefits."


    "I don''t understand this. My master told me about it. I called him last night. He told me that at my present stage, I should not think too much about money, but do more for the nation. He said... It''s like he wears Tang clothes abroad."


    Zhang Xiaomeng knew that Li Tiezhu had always been like this and seldom considered things from the perspective of personal interests, so she didn''t persuade or move.


    He thought for a moment and said, "if you choose from this standard, there are three options. Europe gives Radio France, the United States signs radio American nationality, and the Internet copyright gives oil tanks, with a total of nearly 30 million meters. However, radio America International has an additional requirement that you three main creators can participate in an interview program to promote the original man."


    Li Tiezhu frowned. Are you bored? Aren''t you tired running around so far?


    Zhang Xiaomeng added: "there is a notice fee, you have 500000 yuan, Zheng Yanzi 300000 yuan and Qin Tao 50000 yuan, all of which are rice yuan."


    Li Tiezhu''s eyebrows immediately stretched out: "it''s all to publicize our own programs. If you''re tired, you''ll be tired! Let''s do this."


    When Zhang Xiaomeng was drinking tea, he saw Li Tiedan urinating there: "don''t you give him diapers?"


    Li Tiezhu held the iron egg in one hand, let him pee on the floor and said, "wear it! It''s too hot these two days, so I took it."


    In the following two days, when the news that "Oh Huo primitive man" signed a contract with three major overseas media platforms spread, netizens at home and abroad exploded.


    The attitude of domestic netizens is: "as for Li Tiezhu, how can he de? The money of crooked nuts is so easy to cheat?"


    Overseas netizens are completely different: "this is definitely the most popular news! We can watch the FAK primitive man on TV and mobile phones! In addition, aenpera Lee will come to America. Oh, my God! I swear, I must find him to sign for me and sign on my plump ass."


    For this program, the enthusiasm of crooked nuts is much higher than that of domestic audiences. After all, Chinese people don''t think Li Tiezhu''s operations are too coquettish.


    However, the overseas version of the program will not start broadcasting until half a month later, which is generally one month later than that of China, because they have to re edit, advertise, annotate, and... With translated subtitles.


    After playing ding ding of iron eggs for a few days, Li Tiezhu went to the mountains to record the program. This is the fourth issue of Oh Huo primitive man.


    At this time, the home of primitive people has undergone earth shaking changes from the beginning.


    On the west side of the courtyard, a two-story bamboo basket rises from the ground. There are two rooms upstairs and two rooms downstairs. It is spacious and bright. It is connected with the original bamboo house to form an L-shaped building. The previous bamboo house has now been made into a warehouse, firewood house and bean sprout house.


    This is the result of the second phase of labor. Fang Bo and sun Lei were drained of their last strength by Li Tiezhu before they were released. They vowed never to come to this program again.


    The most exaggerated achievement was accomplished in the third phase, and the original family had the tap water.

 Chapter 486

    The so-called tap water is the everfount spring water that comes from the mountain.


    The water does not come from the waterfall, but from the bottom of the cliff dozens of meters next to the waterfall. There is a stone wall covered with moss. The spring water permeates outward all year round, and forms a small water pond under the stone wall. When the water is full, it flows into the stream below the waterfall.


    Li Tiezhu had long discovered the water source. After the bamboo building was repaired, he couldn''t help it anymore. Although the river was clear, it was not good to drink.


    However, it''s 200 meters from shuidang to the original family. It''s not considered to carry water. The road is long and steep, and the two garbage cans can''t hold much. Therefore, Li Tiezhu can only choose to set up a water pipe.


    Bamboo, bamboo again.


    The tall bamboo was pierced by the red iron rod and turned into original bamboo tubes, each five or six meters long. The iron rod is made of the iron bar on the folding stool sent by Cheng Dalong. It is removed to burn red, beat and quench water. It is tied to a three meter long spotted bamboo, put into charcoal to burn red, and then you can pierce the bamboo joint.


    There are bamboo stools. What else do you want? Fancy!


    The support made of bamboo strips is supported by bamboo pipes, which continuously transport the water source to the water tank at home one by one. Li Tiezhu also opened a gap in the water tank, and when the water is full, it will overflow automatically. After flowing several times under the new bamboo house, it will be poured into the river along a newly dug ditch.


    The technology of pipeline is very low, but the amount of labor is huge. Fortunately, the guests of this period are awesome, Fan Xiaohuang, tough guy Wu Jing and fitness maniac Peng Yuyan.


    The three of them just went to Xinzang to make a mountain climbing film. Because it happened that Li Tiezhu had a fire overseas, they came to help Li Tiezhu.


    So that the people in the mushroom house postponed another period.


    Although they are very famous, Li Tiezhu didn''t pay much notice fees to the three. The only price is... He was beaten several times by fan Xiaohuang. It''s called duel, but Li Tiezhu will always be the one who was duel.


    Wu Jing gave advice and advice. Finally, he was not satisfied with Li Tiezhu''s learning progress and ended up in person. He was also spared a little miserably.


    In addition to being beaten, Li Tiezhu also rebuilt the kitchen next to the shed, because the airdrop sent a soup pot and a casserole.


    He also built a small storage pavilion next to the kitchen, containing eight kilograms of rice, four kilograms of wheat, six sweet potatoes and two potatoes. These are the awesome homes that were saved in the previous two periods, and they did not save or save.


    In addition, the small hillside behind the yard has been reclaimed into a piece of farmland. It is not big. Except for wild onions, the rest are cabbage, cowpea and garlic.


    Among them, cabbage and cowpea seeds were drawn by lucky draw, and garlic was the one that germinated in the seasoning brought by Luhani at the beginning.


    "Well, Aung Aung..."


    Beside the dirt road, three people led a little donkey with obvious fear and walked slowly forward.


    Walking in the front is Huang Sanshi with a big belly. He came all the way with a sun hat and looked around: "Oh, the scenery here is really good. There are beautiful mountains and rivers. Although the sun is big, it is not too hot."


    In the middle was he Ling, who was also wearing a sun hat. He smiled and said, "the scenery is good, but the conditions are very difficult. Have you seen the first two issues? Sun Lei and Fang Bo are as tired as grandchildren."


    Huang Sanshi also smiled: "Sun Lei kept calling to persuade me not to come to this program. I came to be a cow and a horse. Li Tiezhu specializes in them. They have ghosts when they come to this program."


    Walking at the back is Yi Xing, who wrapped his head in his coat. He led the donkey who was reluctant to walk: "ah, go quickly! Do you want me to carry you? Record the program. Don''t play with the donkey, will you have a good temper?"


    Donkey: "well, Aung Aung ~"


    Huang Sanshi: "it may be afraid of being killed, ha ha ha!"


    Yi Xing: "not really? Such a lovely donkey can be kept as a pet, just like the dots and colored lights in the mushroom house."


    Huang Sanshi: "ha ha! Only food was in the eyes of primitive people!"


    He Ling: "maybe we can eat donkey meat today!"


    Yi Xing: "ah? Is it so cruel?"


    He Ling: "think about the pig brought by Chen Chichi in the first phase. When we go, we can see rows of bacon hanging under the eaves. It is said that the iron pillar has been smoked with Bai Ya. It must be very fragrant."


    Yi Xing looked at the donkey and said, "I''m sorry, I shouldn''t have taken yours, but it''s also a manifestation of value to become delicious food!"


    The donkey didn''t go any further.


    He Ling helped Yi Xing and pulled the donkey forward. The donkey was still carrying two cloth bags. Everything was so simple.


    Barrage:


    "Donkey: don''t come here!"


    "What a pity, a donkey."


    "I have a little donkey. I never eat it. One day, on a whim, I took a knife to stab it..."


    "Blind guess to make donkey fire."


    "Be bold, donkey hide gelatin!"


    "So, the so-called wild survival program has become a food program?"


    "This is Li Tiezhu''s assimilation power."


    "SiHa can make him into a food program. What do you think?"


    When broadcast abroad, the audience''s comments are very different.


    "Oh! Here comes a labor force. I don''t think the donkey realizes that it will become a star soon. It can help three hard-working primitive people."


    "I''ve seen donkey carts in China. I think making donkey carts is a good choice."


    "And donkey fire."


    "What vehicle is Donkey Meat fire?"


    "This is second only to horses and mules. That sissy guest is lucky and has better luck than that fat and thin man!"


    "I think Ian Pella will thank these three guests for a big meal."


    When the three men and a donkey came to the yard, the yard was cold and empty.


    Under the command of Huang Sanshi, Yi Xing tied the donkey to the tree on the other side of the hillside and let it eat grass.


    When he opened the door and went in, Huang Sanshi sighed: "good guy! It''s only three phases. Is everything like this? Counting phase 0, it''s only eight days? Two small bamboo houses, a yard, a pavilion and a kitchen. The configuration is very complete!"


    He Ling: "look at the bacon sausage under the eaves. It''s forty or fifty kilograms, isn''t it? The mushroom house hasn''t been so rich!"


    Huang Sanshi pushed the door into the earliest bamboo house and immediately withdrew. He carefully closed the door and shook his head: "teacher he, you can''t guess what''s in this house!"


    He Ling: "what? Is it iron pillar that made some powerful tools?"


    "No, food!"


    "What do you eat? Millet? Potatoes? Are there many?"


    "No, a bamboo frame with bean sprouts on it. It looks like just a week. We caught up, ha ha!"


    "Bean sprouts? They made their own bean sprouts?"


    "Yes, but not much."


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    Suddenly, a little yellow chicken suddenly ran out of the corner. It seemed that it had just been born.


    He Ling: "where''s the chicken?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t you think it looks familiar? It may be related to us. Think about it."


    He Ling: "the eggs from the mushroom house hatched? How?"


    Huang Sanshi went to catch the chicken and was nimbly avoided by the chicken. He said, "it''s easy to hatch manually. Just control the temperature. However, their conditions... Are not easy."


    At this time, Yi Xing tied a good donkey into the yard and was frightened by the little yellow chicken.


    Huang Sanshi was so happy: "Yi Xing, are you afraid of such a small chicken?"


    Yi Xing: "no matter how small it is, it is also a chicken!"


    He Ling said, "then hide from it. What are we going to do next? Find iron pillars and them?"


    Huang Sanshi turned and went into Hsinchu house: "what are you looking for them to do? They must be working. Shall we run to help? Have a rest!"


    He Ling and Yi Xing followed into the room. Everyone took off their hats and sat on the bamboo mat. Suddenly they felt a pleasant cool.


    Yi Xing: "how cool!"


    It was already eleven o''clock at this time, and the sun began to be hot, but the room was as cool as turning on the air conditioner.


    Huang Sanshi turned over, flexibly ran outside, lay down on the foundation of the bamboo house, looked down, and came back and said, "below is a ditch, zigzag. It is estimated that it is the mountain spring water. No wonder it is so cool."


    Yi Xing sighed, "Wow! Is this too strong? How can iron pillars know everything?"


    He Ling: "no! He can''t dance."


    Yi Xing: "hehe..."


    It was said that they were taking a break from work, but they were just talking. Huang Sanshi and others changed into straw hats hanging outside the bamboo house and went out. Under the guidance of the staff of the program team, they walked along the stream online and found Li Tiezhu at a corner.


    Huang Sanshi: "pillar! Hey! What are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu looked up and said, "Mr. Huang, Mr. He, brother Yi Xing! We''re making a waterwheel."


    He Ling: "what are you doing as a waterwheel?"


    Qin Tao said, "grind tofu."


    At this time, the waterwheel has turned. The river flows rapidly and is full of power. On the other side, Li Tiezhu is building a table with yellow mud and pebbles to fix the hand grinder he transformed.


    After a while, the coffee machine was fixed. The biggest change of the coffee machine was that the drawer below was removed and made into an outlet. The ground soybean juice would flow down and be caught in a bucket.


    The coffee machine is driven by a power connecting rod. It is made of bamboo and can be separated from the coffee machine at any time. The process is very rough, but it''s OK to move, which is more reliable than manpower.


    Although Huang Sanshi was also amazed at Li Tiezhu''s hands-on ability, he couldn''t help asking, "this coffee machine grinds things very slowly."


    Li Tiezhu said, "soybeans are soaked and pounded in a cement mortar first. This is fine processing. I''ve thought about it. The efficiency should be OK. Let''s have a late lunch today and have tofu!"


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage was very strange:


    "What tofu do you eat? There''s a donkey!"


    "If Li Tiezhu knew the donkey was coming, he wouldn''t want to eat tofu."


    "Is he serious about eating tofu?"


    "In two more phases, the original house will be more luxurious than the mushroom house."


    "Go home and kill the donkey!"


    As always, the painting styles of foreign reviews are quite different:


    "God! Can I finally see the process of making magic food? That''s tofu!"


    "I never know why beans can be made into tofu."


    "Fake primitive man" is a popular science program. Popular science is the invention and creation of China for 5000 years. "


    "It''s hard to believe that tofu was made in the Far East during the Roman Empire."


    "After watching the program preview yesterday, I went to womar to buy a lot of soybeans. I''m going to use my wall breaking machine to make tofu with Ian perra. By the way, my kitchen is full of sausages. Yes, I made it! It''s very delicious!"

 Chapter 487

    Looking up at the kitchen, Odin looked at the dark but fragrant exotic food. Odin''s eyes were more firm. He thought he was ready. Unexpectedly, Ayn perra Lee kicked his ass with the program "FAK primitive man".


    I... did not grasp the ultimate meaning of survival!


    On the computer screen, Ian perali was introducing his beans to fat and thin guests. He soaked the beans for 12 hours. Therefore, he came to the program one night in advance.


    Odin''s eyes suddenly changed: "big boy, I''m still wrong! It turned out that soybeans need to be soaked, huh! It''s still too late."


    Muttering and pausing the video, he went to soak soybeans.


    Odin, who once loved chainsaw, is now fascinated by the mysterious wisdom from the ancient East. They are so natural and so magical.


    It''s ridiculous. After the end of the world, where can I find electricity to charge the chainsaw?


    Moreover, after the end of the day, we all want to live, but not just to live. We want to rebuild the glory of mankind!


    Living is not to live, living is to build and develop.


    The bald tattooed Han Odin knelt on the kitchen floor, carefully took out a small pink bucket and began to soak beans. Because he was too focused, his hands became orchid fingers.


    His knee hurts a little. I can''t help thinking, damn it, why do only East Asian people squat in Asia?


    This is discrimination from God!


    After soaking the soybeans, he returned to his room and glanced at the medals and medals of various survival competitions on the wall. He suddenly felt his cheeks hot. As a firm doomsday sect, it''s a shame that I spent all my good time hunting, fighting and eating all kinds of insects.


    A really powerful doomsday faction, after the doomsday, should gracefully chew smoked sausages and duel with zombies, should lie in the ruins and stew mushrooms in the most beautiful wooden house, and should pick up a trembling tofu with chopsticks when others eat raw meat and insects


    This is really powerful!


    Odin Jabbar is one of the backbone of the doomsday faction in the United States. The doomsday faction believes that the doomsday will eventually come and the whole earth is facing restart.


    They even built secret hiding places in mountains and deserts, where they hoarded all kinds of tools, weapons and compressed food. Even under Odin''s own two-story building, there is a basement, which is enough for him to resist the invasion of zombies and survive for three months.


    However, Odin''s thought has gradually changed, because the program "FAK primitive man" has given him new inspiration. He has added seasoning, fuel and, of course, cooking utensils in the basement.


    After all, who knows?


    What if... What if zombies are delicious?


    Spicy zombies, boiled zombies, zombie sausage, zombie mushroom soup, charcoal roasted zombies


    In this way, the problem of food will be solved. Moreover, zombies can also be used as fuel when they are dry. If they are hard enough, they can even be used as building materials. It''s a wonderful cycle!


    Thanks to Ian perra Lee for giving me inspiration.


    Returning to the computer desk, Odin didn''t immediately watch the program. Although he was very curious about the production technology of tofu, he was a rigorous person.


    He took out the thick notebook, and the title page read:


    "The Apocalypse of aenpera Lee!"


    "Thank you, you are the real light of doomsday! If we can live, we will build a temple for you! - Da Wa Liu."


    Turning to the latest page, Odin wrote:


    "To make tofu, first soak dried soybeans in water for 12 hours..."


    After making a detailed record, Odin took out a plastic bag, took out several carefully trimmed tobacco leaves, wrapped them carefully, then inserted them into the pipe, lit them with a lighter and smacked them hard.


    "Cough... That''s good! Cigars from the East taste a little stronger, but this is the cigarette that men should smoke. I must recommend him to other members of the doomsday sect. Well, a gift from Western Sichuan... Great Ye Ziyan!"


    Smoking a dry cigarette, Odin continued to watch the program on the computer, paused from time to time, took out his notebook and carefully recorded it. He was as pious as a believer. In front of his chest, there is a pendant with the image of an oriental animation hero - huluwa Da Wa.


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    Before Li Tiezhu started making tofu, he heard the cry of a donkey and ran out of the yard. He was overjoyed.


    Yi Xing was startled: "brother, your expression is too ferocious. I''m afraid, and the donkey is afraid, ha ha..."


    Huang Sanshi: "I''m also afraid. I''m so afraid that my saliva is about to flow out."


    He Ling: "I was so scared that my stomach growled."


    Li Tiezhu went up and slapped the donkey''s ass: "Hello! My name is Li Tiezhu!"


    Donkey: "well, ang ~"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Huang Sanshi: "did you bring it?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I got it from the lucky draw of Yi Xing. Are you lucky? I''m inferior to Mr. He. I got a bottle of rapeseed oil and Mr. he got two cans of oranges."


    Zheng Yanzi came to ride a donkey. The donkey refused and even wanted to kick her. She slapped her in the face with a backhand, which made the donkey doubt life.


    At this time, she stared at the donkey and said, "the things we smoke are very good! Rapeseed oil is what we need most now. We are tired of lard. Iron pillars want to pick tea fruits on the mountain and press oil manually. Canned food is even better! What we lack most is a bottle that can bees."


    He Ling Chao Yi Xing Tucao: "iron column has gone! Even to make complaints about themselves... Or a mushroom house."


    Yi Xing: "hehe, of course, if I came to episode 0 of this program, I thought I might die."


    Huang Sanshi: "why do you want bottles? Didn''t you make a lot of bamboo cans?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "make kimchi."


    Huang Sanshi nodded: "yes! This can be."


    Next, Li Tiezhu began to make tofu. The operation speed was very fast and there were not many shots. After all, domestic audiences are not very interested in the boring tofu making process. They prefer the interaction between guests and the acquisition of new items.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu had sent Qin Tao to grind bean juice by the river, and Zheng Yanzi went up the mountain to pick green pepper. He is peeling sweet potatoes.


    He Ling said, "shall we have sweet potato dry rice today?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head decisively: "no! It''s used to make noodles, fern root powder. There are many ferns on the mountain. We''ll go up the mountain to dig in the afternoon. Miss Huang?"


    Huang Sanshi, who was feeding the chicken, looked up and said, "hey?"


    Li Tiezhu: "at noon, let''s be simple. How about a pot of bean flowers, a fried bean sprout, a fried bacon with garlic, and two sausages?"


    Huang Sanshi subconsciously walked towards the kitchen and took a kitchen knife to cut sausages: "OK!"


    When he reached the water tank and washed the sausage with a bamboo ladle, Huang Sanshi responded: "no! Why did I start cooking? This is not my home!"


    Yi Xing smiled: "wasn''t it just as natural when Tiezhu went to the mushroom house?"


    On the other half of the earth, when the fierce man Odin saw here, he narrowed his eyes. The fat man looked very capable of survival. Was he also a high-level player?


    Not quite like it?


    When he saw Huang Sanshi cutting bacon skillfully, he knew he was wrong. He was really an expert.


    Huang Sanshi quickly sliced the bacon and went to the old bamboo house to take half a kilo of bean sprouts for washing.


    Big wa Odin put her hands over her head: "Damn it! Did I miss something great? Why... Why can vegetables grow in a dark room? It''s still so tender and crisp! I don''t believe it''s magic!"


    Fortunately, the program team solved his doubts.


    After the program was recorded a week ago, Li Tiezhu began to prepare for the arrival of the three people in the mushroom house. Half of the three kilograms of soybeans were used to make tofu and the other half to make bean sprouts.


    Sending bean sprouts is a relatively simple thing, but it needs the help of the program team. During the period when Li Tiezhu is no longer in use, the staff should always water and control the inflow of light, otherwise the bean sprouts will grow roots and leaves


    After reading it, Da Wa paused immediately and learned another magic skill from the East. It is said that one kilogram of beans can send out four or five kilos of bean sprouts. Under poor conditions, there are also three kilos. It is simply McGee magic.


    Quickly take out a small book and write it down.


    Then, the tofu making began, and the big baby kept his eyes on it.


    I saw the fat man and Ian perra cooperate very skillfully. He boiled the bean juice in a big pot, and then scooped the bean juice into the net pocket supporting gauze (white shirt). Ian perra shook the support that fell on the beam.


    "This step is to filter! Filter the fiber in the soybean! It must be so. It seems that tofu is made of fiber left in the pocket. They are solidified..."


    Dawa suddenly realized that she was ready to take notes, and then she was beaten in the face again.


    Pa Pa Pa¡ª¡ª


    One person, one bamboo tube of soybean milk, put white sugar, and several guests drank freely.


    Huang Sanshi asked, "well, these bean dregs can be fed to the donkey! But iron pillar, do you have brine? Or gypsum, otherwise, how can this soybean milk solidify into tofu?"


    Da Wa lost his pen: "Damn it! The fiber is used to feed donkeys? Soybean milk is the material of tofu? But how can it solidify? It sounds like a chemical experiment."


    Li Tiezhu said, "none, but we have white vinegar. There is in the seasoning brought by Luhani last time."


    He Ling held soybean milk and suddenly said, "teacher Huang, I know! This is our vinegar tofu in southern Hunan, right? In addition to brine and gypsum, vinegar can also order tofu!"


    Yi Xing: "is vinegar OK?"


    He Ling: "son, are you from southern Hunan? I don''t know."


    Vinegar???


    In front of the computer screen, the notebook in the hand of big baby Odin Jabbar also fell off, and once again showed an expression of skepticism about life: "no! I must be kidding. I''ve heard a famous Chinese saying that it''s OK to order tofu with brine, and it''s OK to drop one thing without vinegar!"


    Dawa became more nervous. Watching a variety show, she saw the fear and horror of thrillers and doomsday films. If it was true, it would be a god like invention. But he couldn''t believe it. He always felt that vinegar was too common and couldn''t be so magical until


    Until Li Tiezhu put the white vinegar into the soy milk in the pot, the bald Odin pulled his nonexistent hair with both hands: "Oh, buy GAD, gadpulis... FAK!"

 Chapter 488

    Soybeans are less than two kilograms, so Li Tiezhu poured about 100 grams of white vinegar into a bamboo bowl, added four times as much water and mixed well. Then use a bamboo spoon to put the soybean milk in the pot spoon by spoon and stir it several times to make it fully integrate.


    When the second spoon and the third spoon are added with white vinegar water, the rapid solidification of soybean milk can be seen with the naked eye.


    It''s this shot that makes big boy Odin FAK Gade.


    After adding vinegar and water, let the soybean milk stand for a few minutes, the solidification becomes more obvious and the water becomes clear.


    Yi Xing was most curious. He watched carefully and asked, "is the tofu ready? So much?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "it''s almost. One kilogram of soybean can usually make about four kilograms of tofu, and there will be less old tofu."


    Then he scooped out half of the bean flowers in the pot, put them into gauze, filtered out the water, surrounded them with four bricks, and pressed two more bricks on them. The props at home are limited, so we can only simplify everything.


    The bean flower in the pot is also covered with a log board, with two bricks on it.


    Huang Sanshi said, "well, press the bean curd for half an hour and the tofu for an hour. Let''s cook and other dishes first."


    Shua Shua


    Odin quickly recorded the casting process and key of this magical soybean magic. He felt that it was a gift from God.


    Bean sprouts, tofu and bean flowers are delicious. Maybe bean dregs can also be eaten?


    Sure enough!


    In the program, Li Tiezhu even baked some cakes with bean dregs before feeding the rest to the donkey.


    Yi Xing ate the cake: "iron pillar, don''t kill it, will you? I took it. If it dies, I''ll kill it."


    Zheng Yanzi personally fed the donkey to eat bean dregs. The donkey didn''t dare not eat it. If she dared to resist, she was slapped in the face.


    She said, "why kill the donkey?"


    Li Tiezhu: "donkey meat tastes good too. Zhu Er took me to eat it last time."


    Yi Xing smiled bitterly: "no, brother."


    Li Tiezhu: "then challenge me. If you dare to hold my brother Jerome in your hand, I''ll let the donkey go."


    Yi Xing: "who''s brother Jero?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s the Yelo colored chicken. It''s the name of Xiong er."


    Yi Xing resisted: "no!"


    Li Tiezhu: "the donkey meat is on fire tonight."


    Yi Xing struggled: "brother, you know I''m most afraid of sharp mouth. Don''t fuck me, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the audience likes to see it. If you don''t believe it, look at the bullet screen above."


    Then Li Tiezhu pointed to the top of his finger. Yi Xing looked up foolishly and smiled.


    Barrage:


    "Love to see! Love to see!"


    "Yi Xing, come on, what''s the little yellow chicken to be afraid of?"


    "Crush the little yellow chicken."


    "Yi Xing grabs * *! Grabs * *"


    "You''re not without it. I don''t believe you didn''t catch it?"


    "You are not human."


    "Brother Jero''s name is as coquettish as Li Tiezhu."


    "Yi Xing is brave! Hold the little yellow chicken."


    "So did the donkey."


    Yi Xing: "hehe... When you say that, the audience must play a barrage and let me catch the chicken. It''s all routine!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Sao pig, please welcome brother Ye."


    Qin Tao was pounding sweet potatoes in the yard. When he heard Li Tiezhu''s words, he looked around. There was no trace of little yellow chicken, so he began to cry: "Goo Goo..."


    "Jiji..."


    The little yellow chicken like a ball came in through the gap in the fence and rushed towards Qin Tao with short legs. Qin Tao easily held it in his hand, walked to the three people outside the hospital and said to the little yellow chicken:


    "Don''t be afraid! Dad will take you to meet the new uncle. My name is uncle Yi Xing."


    Yi Xing subconsciously hid back: "don''t come over!"


    Qin Tao: "what''s the matter? My brother Yelo is very gentle, and it''s so small."


    Over there, the donkey turned his eyes and didn''t like eating bean dregs very much. Zheng Yanzi keenly caught this small move. The backhand was a slap in the face, which made the donkey scream and scream. He could only continue to eat bean dregs and eat them.


    Yi Xing is distressed. Don''t hit my donkey... But he doesn''t dare to speak. Zheng Yanzi is too impetuous and terrible.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Xiong Er, don''t hit it. He doesn''t like eating bean dregs, so..."


    Yi Xing: "let it eat grass."


    Li Tiezhu: "just kill it. Anyway, the family is poor and there is nothing to feed it."


    The donkey ate more.


    Yi Xing knows this is a routine, but Li Tiezhu can''t guarantee it. After all, this goods has always been terrible.


    "Well, I''ll take it. It doesn''t peck people?"


    Yi Xing trembled and stretched out his palm.


    Qin Tao put brother Yelo into his hand, stroked the little yellow chicken''s head with his fingers and said, "it''s so small that it doesn''t hurt to peck."


    Yi Xing''s palm shook slightly and smiled bitterly: "it pecked me, so itchy!"


    Qin Tao: "he thinks you have food in your hand. I usually feed it in my hand. It forms a conditioned reflex."


    With that, Qin Tao took out a few broken rice from his pocket and put it in Yi Xing''s hand. The little yellow chicken ate it.


    Yi Xing was not afraid, mainly because the little yellow chicken was too cute: "it''s so cute! God, teacher he and master, I broke through the psychological barrier! Look..."


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi came out one after another to applaud and congratulate. It''s not easy. The mushroom house failed to let him overcome his fear for several months, and the program was completed.


    Yi Xing is suddenly a little arrogant. I... I''m really a strong man!


    "How did the chicks hatch?"


    Facing Yi Xing''s problem, Qin Tao was a little melancholy and said: "this is a sad story... We made several simple hot water bags with waterproof cloth, made a small nest with bamboo and dry straw, and began to hatch eggs four weeks ago..."


    The art industry is specialized. Every line is like a mountain. Qin Tao blames himself very much.


    He only cared for sows and didn''t steal the unique knowledge of the chicken farm next door. Therefore, four of the five eggs died bravely. One was crushed by a hot water bag, the other was broken by Qin Tao, and the other... Was stolen and roasted by Zheng Yanzi. The other didn''t hatch a chicken and died.


    So Jero is the only chicken left.


    Qin Tao, who is personally responsible for hatching chickens, naturally loves brother Jerome. When he goes to bed at night, brother Jerome sleeps in the box next to his pillow. He says he is afraid that brother Jerome will be assassinated by Zheng Yanzi.


    With Qin Tao''s narration, the desolate and graceful background music rang, and the picture flashed back to the bits and pieces of Qin Tao''s artificially incubated eggs. The music and picture were very... Meaningless.


    On the contrary, Yi Xing was a little distressed about Qin Tao and said, "you must take good care of brother Yelo and let him grow up happily."


    Qin Tao took the little yellow chicken back and looked at it in his hand, showing an old father''s kind smile: "don''t worry! I''ll keep it until the last stage, half stewed mushrooms and half fried spicy chicken."


    Yi Xing: "ah???"


    Qin Tao wiped his saliva and put the little yellow chicken on the ground: "go and play! Brother Jero. Find more insects to eat. Eating meat can grow your body."


    Shua Shua


    Odin paused the program again and began to take notes:


    "Raising chickens! It''s an imperative task. If the end comes and zombies can''t eat, we must have sufficient meat and eggs, otherwise our physical strength will not be able to support us to live. Lang Qin''s hatching skills are problematic and can''t be completely copied, but we can learn other technologies. He provides us with an important direction!"


    Putting down his notes, he knocked Ye Ziyan and was ready to continue watching the program. The picture suspended on the program was a close-up of the program group to the little yellow chicken.


    Odin couldn''t help but feel sad: "how can you be so cute? Yeah, I''m sorry! No, my maiden heart... Go and buy some eggs tomorrow... The end is not necessarily terrible, but also warm and lovely!"


    Li Tiezhu finally promised Yi Xing not to kill the donkey.


    Zheng Yanzi broke the donkey''s face and said, "in that case, I''ll give it a name!"


    Qin Tao turned and left. The chicken he hatched last time was also forcibly named by Zheng Yanzi. Although he was dissatisfied, he could only hold it.


    Zheng Yanzi thought about it and said to the donkey, "just call a tractor! In the future, you and Xiong Da will be the main labor force of our family. Come on!"


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi also turned around and went to the kitchen, laughing and spraying. What''s the ghost name? More strange than the animals in the mushroom house.


    Yi Xing: "why do you call a tractor?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "my donkey, I can call whatever I want!"


    Yi Xing pulled Li Tiezhu back to the yard. Without arguing, he whispered to Li Tiezhu, "is there something wrong with her?"


    Li Tiezhu: "she has all the diseases songzhuer has, and she also has the diseases songzhuer doesn''t have."


    Yi Xing: "Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu returned to the kitchen to light a fire. He took a self-made bamboo blower and burned the fire. Huang Sanshi began cooking. Qin Tao went to the back vegetable field and picked some fresh garlic seedlings.


    Outside the hospital, Zheng Yanzi is indoctrinating values with the donkey against the great sun. She is not afraid of tanning: "be obedient, work hard, don''t be lazy, and strive to be a useful donkey for the society. Some donkeys pull mills, some donkey trailers, and some donkeys turn into fire. This is donkey life..."


    After Huang Sanshi fried garlic, bacon and bean sprouts, he went to cut sausages. Li Tiezhu opened the tofu and found it very tender. He cut half out to make Mapo Tofu, and the remaining half continued to press.


    At 1:30, the meal finally started. There was a small pot of bean flowers, a dip plate for each person, a plate of bacon fried garlic, a fried bean sprout and a stack of sausages. It''s not particularly rich, but it''s full of flavor.


    After dinner, sun Xixi came with the staff carrying bamboo poles.


    It''s sponsorship again.


    The selection method of each issue is different. The second issue is ferrule, and the third issue is guessing with the staff. This issue seems to have new tricks.


    Several people sat on the table and watched them decorate in the yard quietly.


    A three or four meter high bamboo pole is hung with ten cards from bottom to top, namely: purified water, raincoat, water boots, hot pot bottom, sesame oil, slingshot, telescope, tape measure, electric lamp and Mason''s tools.


    Li Tiezhu saw the best thing at first sight: stonemason tools.


    He Ling: "are the electric lights funny? They don''t have electricity."


    Huang Sanshi said, "based on my understanding of iron pillars, he will choose stonemason tools. I would choose the same for me."


    Yi Xing: "I''m afraid they can choose whatever they want."

 Chapter 489

    Qin Tao said: "shooter, don''t sell off! Directly, what are the rules of this issue."


    Sun Xixi said, "the lowest card on the bamboo pole is 1.6 meters. Each card rises by 20 centimeters and the highest is 3.4 meters. Select three of you to touch the height challenge in advance, and then have three opportunities to touch it to get the item."


    The picture is aimed at the bamboo pole and the card on it, and the height is marked with subtitles in the later stage:


    Purified water is 1.6 meters, raincoat is 1.8 meters, water boots are 2 meters, hot pot bottom material is 2.2 meters, sesame oil is 2.4 meters, catapult is 2.6 meters, telescope is 2.8 meters, tape measure is 3 meters, electric lamp is 3.2 meters, Mason tool is 3.4 meters.


    Qin Tao: "are you kidding? What''s the concept of 3.4 meters? Don''t you have any points in mind? The basket is only 3.05 meters."


    Sun Xixi shrugged: "that''s the rule. I''ll give you a few minutes to discuss who to send."


    Now the program group is smart. It doesn''t let each of them participate, and each can only choose one. This can limit the number of items they can obtain. Otherwise, how many people can they come?


    Barrage:


    "Three meters four? Seriously?"


    "The program group did it on purpose."


    "I''m still not used to the program group deliberately increasing the difficulty."


    "This program is not easy at all."


    "It looks a little tired."


    "Isn''t it funny?"


    Comments from overseas netizens:


    "I think Ian Pella needs to have an NBA level bounce to get the stonemason''s tools."


    "Maybe Lee will build a castle or a city wall with stones."


    "Our guess must be wrong. Li is Oriental thinking, which is far beyond our imagination."


    "Hey, guys, it''s too early for you to discuss this. It''s almost impossible for a Lee less than six feet to get the highest item."


    Yi Xing asked Li Tiezhu, "can you dunk?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, but I can''t jump that high. My height is short."


    Yi Xing: "how tall are you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "barefoot 181."


    Yi Xing: "that''s also very good. I can dunk."


    Qin Tao said recklessly, "isn''t it 178 on your encyclopedia, brother Xing?"


    Yi Xingjia said with a smile, "that''s the height of my shoes."


    Huang Sanshi said, "teacher Huang and I can''t come to this thing, and neither can the little fat man? Let''s go to Tiezhu, Yanzi and Yixing."


    Qin Tao: "who do you look down on? Go."


    Three people stood in a row. Zheng Yanzi, the official height of 180, was half a head taller than Yi Xing, and her legs were longer than Li Tiezhu.


    Zheng Yanzi: "Xiong Da, choose three items."


    Li Tiezhu said, "hot pot bottom, tape measure and stonemason''s tools."


    Yi Xing said, "the highest one is the iron pillar. I''m a boy. The tape measure I want to be high? Three meters. Wow, it''s difficult!"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "brother, don''t pretend! Just the 2-meter hot pot seasoning and give me the 3-meter one."


    Yi Xing: "I can touch the backboard!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "the rebounds are only 2.9 meters high, and it''s muddy and soft here."


    "Really?"


    "Why don''t you try."


    Try and try. Yi Xing really can''t touch three meters. After trying several times, his feet are a little soft, and his expression is gradually embarrassed.


    Zheng Yanzi was a man who didn''t understand the world and said, "look! Let me say it. You can''t. let me come."


    Run up, take off, spread your arms.


    Pop!


    Zheng Yan''s purple wheat palm is solid and photographed on the card. She can''t finish the dunk, but it''s easy to catch the basket. As a tennis player, her legs are very strong.


    Yi Xing feels pain in his face.


    Mr. He came out to round up the game and said, "Yi Xing, take the hot pot seasoning. It''s super useful! Besides, Yan Zi is taller than you and a professional athlete. Let her show her bounce!"


    In other words, if you''re a dancer, don''t argue with the athletes.


    Yi Xing obediently picked a 2.2-meter hot pot bottom, stood on tiptoe and reached out to touch it without jumping.


    Then Zheng Yanzi touched a three meter tape measure.


    Finally, it was Li Tiezhu''s turn. For the first time, Li Tiezhu ran up and jumped up. His finger tip was more than ten centimeters high from the card, which was also his limit.


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s too difficult. How high is the vertical bounce when you touch three meters four at the height of one meter eight?"


    He Ling: "it''s estimated to be close to one meter."


    Huang Sanshi went out and pulled Li Tiezhu to the bamboo pole. He asked him to stand and try his best to touch the height. He could touch nearly 2.6 meters. He said, "it''s more than 80 centimeters. He''s almost 80 centimeters. This bounce is already very good!"


    He Ling said, "iron pillar, no, let''s forget it! It''s also good to make some bamboo and wood tools."


    Huang Sanshi asked, "director! Can you change the options? You''re a little difficult."


    Sun Xixi: "no!"


    Huang Sanshi said, "don''t even give me face? I''ll let you hang up later!"


    Sun Xixi smiled proudly, because he and Wang Xiaokai knew very well where Li Tiezhu''s jumping limit was.


    He asked, "Li Tiezhu, do you want to give up?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "can you touch it with your feet?"


    Sun Xixi was stunned and laughed: "you can touch it with your ass! This is your supreme challenge. We know that you touch it less than three meters high."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t touch my ass, but I still have a chance to touch my feet."


    Yi Xing said blankly, "how do you touch it with your feet?"


    He Ling: "I see! Tony''s really unique skill, flying kick! I seem to remember that he can play 3.5 meters of basketball, iron pillar, can you?"


    Li Tiezhu took off his shoes and said, "he kicked in the middle of the ball, so the height should be 3.6 meters. Moreover, he is ten centimeters shorter than me. I think I can try!"


    In fact, Li Tiezhu is also practicing Muay Thai at ordinary times, mainly because he was badly beaten by fan Xiaohuang and held his breath. He also practiced flying kick, but he didn''t measure how high he could kick, but it was a little higher by visual inspection than by hand.


    Zheng Yanzi: "come on, bear!"


    Li Tiezhu took a deep breath, ran up, took off, turned over and kicked, head down and legs up.


    Hoo


    Li Tiezhu''s toes almost wiped the card.


    "Ah..."


    There was a sigh of regret.


    "Come again! Xiong Da, your legs are not straight. You want to work hard. Why do you work hard? Just touch it!"


    "Good!"


    Once again, Li Tiezhu threw his body into the air and turned over to kick.


    Pop!


    Kick it!


    "Wow!"


    "Too strong?"


    "Awesome! The iron pillar is really awesome."


    "Make kung fu movies in the future. They must be very popular!"


    "Si Guoyi..."


    Everyone applauded and congratulated. Li Tiezhu not only got the stonemason tools he wanted most, but also made everyone understand that he had no problem making action movies.


    Sun Xixi is so stupid. Is there still such a move for this goods? Miscalculation, miscalculation!


    In this sponsorship session, you will get a German hot pot bottom material, a tape measure provided by the crime gang and a set of stonemason tools provided by the kneeling garden.


    These sponsors are different in each issue. Anyway, it is difficult to spend more money.


    Odin on the other side of the earth jumped up, punched hard, and shouted, "God die! God die! Well done, Li! I must learn your move, and then jump high and kick the heads of zombies on the ceiling! That must be cool! It''s hard to imagine that Ian Pera has such powerful Kung Fu that he doesn''t choose to hunt but to build. This is wisdom!"


    Odin was so excited that he poured himself half a cup of Wuliangye, took a sip and blushed.


    "Kang Mu ang Bei Bi! Show me the skill of making wine quickly. I mean the spirit of ''the mixture of five grains''. Of course,'' the head of two iron pots'' is also good. I will learn it! If there is no such wine at the end of the day, it will be so boring! It is said that the easterners have the habit of making wine with poisonous insects, and there are even aliens in a film, so what about zombies "Then..."


    In the program, Li Tiezhu put on his yellow rubber shoes and said, "what are you doing? Get the prize!"


    Sun Xixi just regained consciousness and waved helplessly. The staff brought prizes, as always... Different from what they imagined.


    Hot pot bottom materials: butter, three kinds of pepper, two kinds of pepper, Douchi, fermented rice, fermented bean curd, various spices, etc. are packed in a vacuum plastic bag.


    Tape measure: a serious tape measure, but there is no serious scale on it. It is hand drawn. The unit of length is pure number.


    Mason tools: a small chisel, a hammer, severely castrated version.


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling laughed miserably. This program group is really not human. It''s much harder than the mushroom house!


    Yi Xing couldn''t help defending his grievance and said, "you''re wrong! Even if the hot pot bottom material is OK, you can fry it yourself. What''s the meaning of tape measure? Can you use your own painting?"


    Sun Xixi: "although it was painted by myself, the accuracy between each scale is 99%, and the error is not large."


    This is also called little error?


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "I won''t say anything else. Are you seriously reducing the allocation of stonemason tools? Where''s the second hammer of the sledgehammer? Where''s the steel chisel wedge?"


    Sun Xixi was righteous: "it''s good to have a hammer. We wrote stonemason tools, but we didn''t write a set of stonemason tools!"


    Yi Xing: "but in the picture..."


    Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi said in unison: "the picture is for reference only! Gan!"


    The director team withdrew.


    Li Tiezhu quietly collected hard won items. Some are better than none!


    Zheng Yanzi opened the two canned oranges brought by he Ling for dessert, mainly because they needed the two glass bottles. This can is not small. It has a capacity of 1 liter. It is not high. It can hold two bottles of mineral water.


    As everyone ate canned oranges, Li Tiezhu began to assign tasks:


    "In the afternoon, Yanzi and donkey went to dig fern roots in the mountain. Qin Tao took Yi Xing to the river bay below to get crayfish. Brother, are crayfish not afraid?"


    Yi Xing nodded: "crayfish can."


    He Ling: "what about Miss Huang and I? Although we are old people, we can still do what we can."


    Huang Sanshi: "like sleeping or something."


    How could Li Tiezhu let them go? "Chong sweet potato and ground sweet potato. When we return to the fern root, Chong fern root will grind the fern root. I made a lot of hats to protect against the sun. Remember to bring them. By the way, when the waterwheel grinds, you can take a fishing rod to go fishing, which will be more substantial."


    Huang Sanshi: "enrich a fart! It''s obviously squeezing the surplus labor force!"


    He Ling: "yes, thanks to our kindness to him in the mushroom house..."


    Huang Sanshi: "OK... OK?"


    He Ling: "Hi! That''s what I said."

 Chapter 490

    After three groups of people and horses were agreed, no, people and donkeys didn''t start immediately because it was too hot.


    Everyone rested on the coolest floor of the bamboo house, but Li Tiezhu was not idle. His hometown is in the mountains, where the mountains are slightly lower than these mountains, but the absolute height difference is not big.


    Before the construction of rural roads, there were 2.5 kinds of main means of transportation, one was horses, mainly small and good at climbing Yunnan horses, the other was Western Sichuan donkeys domesticated by Han, Tibetan and Qiang people, and the other half was a hybrid of horses and donkeys. In a real sense, there was no insulting hybrid - mules.


    The number of mules is not large, but because they cannot reproduce, they are at best half species.


    Although mules can''t reproduce, they are more popular pack animals, because they eat less than horses, but have almost the same strength. However, I have a low IQ and a bad temper. I have the same virtue as a donkey.


    But no matter what kind of pack animals, in Western Sichuan, the mode of transportation is the same, that is, pack transportation, because the mountain is high and the road insurance does not have the conditions to pull a car at all.


    Li Tiezhu was very clear about this, so after dinner and grabbed the sponsorship, he began to use wood as a donkey saddle with a saw. In fact, it is very simple. A slightly curved "ØÎ" shaped saddle is quickly completed, connected with a strong straw rope, put on the donkey, strangle the neck in the front, the waist in the middle, and the buttocks in the back.


    Then, Li Tiezhu used bamboo strips to weave two connected bamboo baskets, which are similar to fishing net weaving, woven with the coarsest bamboo strips to ensure firmness.


    Two bamboo baskets, one on the left and one on the right, set up on the donkey saddle, just right!


    This is a kind of existence similar to bayonet. The horizontal wooden strips raised on the saddle are slightly larger, and the wooden strips connected on the supporting basket are slightly slaughtered and just stuck in.


    The bamboo basket is very rough, and the eyelet is the size of an egg, but it doesn''t matter. Whether it''s a horse, mule or donkey, the main consideration of the carrying gear is adaptability, firmness and durability. Under the bamboo basket is a thin bamboo, tied with a rope. When things are transported to their destination, they can directly untie the rope. The baskets of goods on both sides fall, empty and tied. They can continue to pull goods. This is the wisdom of the simple working people.


    Li Tiezhu was familiar with horses, mules and donkeys when he was a child. Generally, there are horses at two ends and two tails, and mules and donkeys in the middle, because... Mules and donkeys have low IQ and don''t know the way. The horse in front leads the way, and the horse behind urges the process. People only need to follow at the end.


    Donkeys and mules wear metal bits and bamboo mouth covers to prevent them from stealing crops on the way, but horses never need them. They are very self disciplined.


    For hundreds of years, it was almost the standard way of pack transportation in three provinces and one city in Southwest China, even the tea horse ancient road, which was very popular for a time.


    (the author''s family used to sell tofu and bean sprouts. He led a mule, carried tofu and bean sprouts, and ran several mountains. He wrote here with emotion and wrote a few more nonsense. Forgive me!)


    Then the three donkeys split up.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "is donkey meat really delicious? I haven''t eaten it."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "it''s delicious, but it''s not a matter of whether it''s delicious or not. According to the compendium of Materia Medica, donkey meat tastes sweet, cool and non-toxic. It has health functions such as tonifying blood, supplementing qi and deficiency. It''s not only meat, but also medicine!"


    Oh!


    I have taught Li Tiezhu pharmacology since Xiao Li.


    In the far western hemisphere, Odin even had an impulse to change his name. The Latin of Odin means rough and violent, which is not elegant at all.


    It''s still nice to hear big baby!


    He took another sip of the "five grain mixture", grinned and began to take notes:


    "After the doomsday, there will be no oil, electricity and gas supply. We must find the best pack animals. In my opinion, the alpaca in South America is really stupid! Give up. It is necessary for the doomsday faction to purchase a donkey from the East in advance. Horses and mules will not be considered for the time being. They eat too much, but their meat is not very delicious! Donkeys are the best choice, according to the ancient books of the East The compendium of plants records that it has the effect of replenishing blood. Of course, replenishing gas and filling weakness cannot be accurately translated in English. In addition, it is also doubtful why a book on plant drugs records the effect of animal meat... However, we still need to learn the manufacturing method of donkey saddle and bamboo Basket! Remember! Remember! "


    As the program continued, Odin was red and even dizzy.


    Oh!


    This damn Oriental spirit is so fierce without soaking zombies?


    It''s so cool! It''s better than tobacco.


    "Tractor, if you still pull your crotch like this, I may choose to let you scrap it in advance and burn it!"


    This is the fourth time. Zheng Yanzi pushed her ass up the slope. She is a little impatient.


    The mountain road is steep. Without a road, it will be difficult.


    Carrying a hoe, Li Tiezhu smoothed the ridge just now, turned the hoe over, hammered the excavated soil firmly, and said: "The donkey can walk on the mountain road, but the ridge is too high, because its legs are short. Xiong Er, calm down. I really don''t like it. Let''s kill it. Although we don''t lack meat now, we can eat it with a little effort."


    The tractor didn''t know if it could understand people. It suddenly increased its horsepower and ran forward.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "watch it again! At least it was given a name by me. How shameless I am if I kill meat directly?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to face in front of me? I forgot to take Luding Bridge and ride alone for thousands of miles?"


    Zheng Yanzi blushed, bah!


    Disgusting!


    When Li Tiezhu rode alone for thousands of miles, he took her on one leg and dragged her to jump around the playground twice. It was easier to fly over Luding Bridge. Li Tiezhu crossed his legs and jumped over Zheng Yanzi''s head


    This is a great humiliation! Revenge is hopeless.


    Zheng Yan was purple and kicked the donkey: "now it''s on TV! Give me face. People all over the world watch it. What should I do when I go to competitions all over the world?"


    Li Tiezhu also wisely changed the topic: "in fact, if I say two more words, you''ll kick the donkey to death yourself. I don''t have to do it."


    Anyway, serious brother never knew what pity is.


    Moreover, a woman of Zheng Yanzi''s stature, Xiang Guixiang, is not a jade, but an angry King Kong. She punches a strange eldest sister. The whole zoo is not her enemy.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "I''m measured. I won''t kill it before the last issue. The tractor is still useful."


    The donkey climbed harder and panted.


    Digging fern roots is a very boring thing, because there are too many Phoenix Tail ferns on the mountain, there is no difficulty, just dig them in turn. Pteridophyte is a species older than dinosaurs. They not only have a long history, but also... Delicious.


    Of course, you can''t eat alone.


    Zheng Yanzi asked, "can''t we bake sweet potatoes and make noodles with fern roots alone?"


    "No!"


    Li Tiezhu is extremely firm.


    "Why?"


    Zheng Yanzi asked again. She really wanted to eat baked sweet potatoes because they were... Delicious.


    Li Tiezhu said: "pure fern root is slightly toxic. It is easy to be irritable, headache, throat discomfort, gastrointestinal discomfort, old injury discomfort, etc. after eating, it will also cause muscle and bone pain. Long term consumption may reduce the self-control ability of the nervous system. Therefore, fern root powder must also control the proportion of fern root and sweet potato, otherwise there will be problems!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "ha? Aren''t we taking poison when we eat fern root powder?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s non-toxic. If you get rid of measurement and proportion, you''re playing a rogue."


    The work efficiency of them plus a donkey is the highest. Therefore, the speed of digging fern roots is very fast, but it takes more time because the weight of fern roots is seriously insufficient before autumn.


    Two people with the second highest work efficiency are picking lobsters in xiahewan.


    Qin Tao is obviously much more reliable than Yi Xing, who has an idol burden. They each hold a transformed trash can with a wooden cover made by Li Tiezhu.


    Qin Tao''s bucket is almost full, while Yi Xing''s bucket is still empty.


    Normal style of barrage:


    "Spicy crayfish! No thanks!"


    "Crayfish with garlic! No thanks!"


    "It''s impossible to make crawfish with garlic. Many of the garlic of primitive people have been planted..."


    "Southwest people never eat garlic crayfish, only spicy ones."


    "Poor! Invasive species have been eaten into endangered species!"


    "Crayfish is delicious!"


    "The dog forced program made me order another 120 crayfish takeout!"


    "Can the crayfish be far away with the hot pot seasoning?"


    The comment styles of overseas netizens are quite different:


    "This is Procambarus clarkii? Oh! God, bless them."


    "I heard that many countries are on the verge of collapse after the North American crayfish invaded Asia. Japan, South Korea, Annan and so on..."


    "I think they are on the show to capture crayfish to protect the ecological environment!"


    "Is this Chinese politics right? To be honest, I like this program very much, but now I''m a little disappointed!"


    "Hey, guys, why don''t you be bold? Maybe it''s a food."


    "Oh, my family, are you serious? Can crayfish eat? Even if the Chinese eat everything, the heavy metals in this animal exceed the standard!"


    "Procambarus clarkii has strong survival ability. They will transfer heavy metals to their shells and reduce heavy metals by removing their shells. But to be honest, I don''t think it can eat."


    "Like the Asian carp flooding in North America, this thing belongs to the existence of no solution."


    "Oh! Come on! This is an Asian program. Let''s see how Asians eat crayfish! Believe me, they are more enthusiastic about eating than we are about cricket! Especially Ian perra Lee, he is the God of the chef..."


    On the program lens, superstar Yi was overwhelmed by a huge crayfish, but Lang Qin was not afraid. He grabbed it into the bucket and said, "brother, don''t waste such a big one! It must be yellow and delicious."


    In front of the screen, big baby Odin shivered: "I knew it! I knew it! This must be food. The Chinese nation is the nation at the top of the food chain! I want to see how you eat crayfish. It can''t be delicious! Unless Li works miracles again..."

 Chapter 491

    Anyway, fried crayfish and crayfish pie are Odin''s most annoying food. Because they smell fishy, he is very curious about how Li will deal with crayfish.


    Just cooked and edible, that''s not Li''s style, that''s Bell''s style.


    At this time, the picture moves to the other side. Huang Sanshi and he Ling with bamboo hats are fishing by the river. They already have two fishing rods, and even Li Tiezhu has made up a bamboo basket specially for fish.


    The sweet potato has been polished into a white viscous slurry and put in a bamboo pocket covered with waterproof cloth.


    He Ling sat on a stone and said, "Miss Huang, if we don''t catch a fish all afternoon, will we lose face?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I''m not worried about this. I''m afraid that Wang Zhengyu will think, oh, so our mushroom house is so easy? You can be so tired in the primitive people. It seems that we have to make it more difficult."


    He Ling: "shouldn''t we come to this program?"


    Huang Sanshi: "no! We have to work less. We can''t catch fish or make noodles. Wang Zhengyu found that we are waste, so he didn''t dare to increase the difficulty easily. What can we do if all the guests in the mushroom house starve to death? Right?"


    He Ling: "if you starve to death, you don''t have to pay the announcement fee!"


    Huang Sanshi: "I can''t die of hunger. Xiaobu Dian, lantern, h and o are all there. One Xiaobu Dian is enough to eat for several periods."


    He Ling: "you... Are still talking nonsense? Now there are conspiracy theorists on the Internet who doubt the cause of death of Tianba and Laodian. You are the first suspect."


    Huang Sanshi: "Oh! Fish!"


    With that, Huang Sanshi stood up, lifted the fishing rod and caught a small fish two fingers wide.


    He Ling helped take down the fish, put it into the bamboo basket immersed in water, covered it, and asked, "what kind of fish is this?"


    Huang Sanshi: "cold water fish is not big but has few thorns. It''s delicious."


    At this time, Zheng Yanzi led a donkey full of fern roots to the waterwheel. Li Tiezhu followed with a basket of fern root powder and a hoe. Then they unloaded the fern roots, the donkey went to eat grass, and they began to wash the fern roots.


    Huang Sanshi said, "how can we fish when you make such a big noise?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the fish here are hard to catch. Take a cover tomorrow."


    So we began to help wash the fern roots. After washing, we let the donkey carry them home. The fern roots are black and long and grow well. Put the fern roots into a mortar to pound them, and then add water to filter. The filter screen is a bamboo screen made by Li Tiezhu in advance, which is small but very, very fine.


    The sweet potato pulp is also poured into the fern root pulp and filtered together. Water is added continuously and then added. The bamboo basket covered with waterproof cloth tilts slightly, the excess water overflows, and a thick layer of starch precipitates in the bamboo basket.


    Then mix the starch into a paste and boil the water.


    Put the starch paste in a special big bamboo spoon with holes, stir and beat to make the starch paste leak down to form a strip, fall into boiling water and cook until it is set, then take it out and soak it in cold water for a period of time, and then take it out and hang it on the bamboo pole to dry and set it.


    It took about two hours to make fern root powder. The harvest was good. There were at least ten kilograms of noodles and one kilogram of starch.


    Barrage:


    "Be reasonable. This is the biggest difference from the mushroom house. It''s really self-reliance."


    "I can''t say who is good, but I like both programs."


    "At first, I was a little confused, but when I saw the serious brothers, they built a model home and felt a sense of achievement."


    "Fern root powder was made like this! It''s amazing."


    "Serious brother, what did you experience in childhood to make so many crafts?"


    "I like Zheng Yanzi best. I don''t accept refutation."


    "I like watching her beat a donkey..."


    "I love watching everything she plays, playing tennis, postpartum brother and donkey!"


    "Isn''t the most lovely brother Jerome?"


    Comments from overseas netizens:


    "This kind of noodles made from the roots of wild ferns must be delicious, otherwise Ian Pera wouldn''t work so hard."


    "I bought it right away in asun. The soup is delicious."


    "That''s why I like this program. They not only built strong houses, but also began to grow vegetables. They can also use all plants you can''t imagine to make food and use pine oil to make torches."


    "Bell can live in the wild for three months or three years, but Lee''s way can even live for 30 years."


    "It''s hard to imagine that they didn''t have anything when they first came here, and now they even have tap water and food for a long time."


    Odin: "I don''t know if there is starch in the zombie body. This method of making noodles looks very simple..."


    "Watt jaafak? Did the man upstairs go to the wrong set?"


    Zheng Yanzi hung up the last noodles and said to Li Tiezhu, "I want to eat hot and sour noodles in the evening!"


    Li Tiezhu: "arrangement! However, feed your donkey first. Don''t starve to death. I have to make a fire."


    Zheng Yanzi took out some dry straw, chopped it, brought the rice bran that was prepared to feed the chicken, added some water, mixed it well, and fed it to the donkey. The horse can be fed like this. I don''t know if the donkey will eat it.


    The donkey ate!


    The donkey eats straw, straw, reed and so on. Adding bran gives it face.


    Moreover, Zheng Yanzi kept it and said: "tractor, this is the first meal I made for you. Won''t you lose face? You eat so well, can''t it be that I add too much bran? Remember, when you don''t work in the future, go out to eat more grass. The food at home is already tight. If you can''t eat enough, you can only use you to make us full..."


    Although the tractor had not read a book, it was very polite. After eating the host''s love dinner, it rubbed Zheng Yanzi with its forehead to show its intimacy. Then, the host warmly slapped it in the face.


    Pa Pa!


    The donkey was not tied. He turned away his hot donkey face and consciously went to eat grass.


    Overseas comments:


    "Oh! Shea! I love this tennis star. She looks so cool playing donkey. If I can see her, I will take the initiative to put my face out."


    "I guess animal protection people must hate her, but she certainly won''t care. I like her character. I even believe that those animal protection guys who dare to beep in front of her will be beaten by her!"


    "Gade! I''m going to see her us open, but I still have more than half a year..."


    Li Tiezhu and he Ling set up a very simple barn for the tractor, only the roof.


    However, there should be some details, such as the wooden pile with rope, and two grass ropes hanging on the solid beam. This is very important and can help the tractor to be a self-discipline donkey.


    Huang Sanshi was cooking. Seeing that it was getting late, he consciously went into the kitchen to make drums.


    Soon, Qin Tao and Yi Xing also came back and gained a lot.


    They brought back two buckets... Shrimp balls.


    Yes, because they caught too many shrimp and always climbed out, they directly picked the shrimp into shrimp balls by the river, and the first half of the shrimp was "released" - if you have good physical strength, go home and say hello and leave a last word or something.


    Li Tiezhu went to carry it, about four or five kilograms.


    He Ling: "Miss Huang, I don''t think I need to cook tonight!"


    Huang Sanshi came out and looked: "good guy! There are so many pure shrimp balls? It seems that you have a lot of products here. I fried a plate of bacon and cooked rice. I won''t do anything else. Iron pillar will directly get shrimp."


    Li Tiezhu: "good!"


    Then Qin Tao summoned brother Yelo back, fed him a few leftovers, put them in a box and let him go to bed.


    Zheng Yanzi looked at the little yellow chicken and was a little excited. Damascus golden knife stood at the gate of the hospital: "tractor! Come back and sleep!"


    Donkey ignored her, and then she rushed up, and there was another tragedy.


    After a while, Zheng Yanzi came back with the howling donkey, let the donkey roll a few times and tied it into the barn. She tied a knot with two hanging straw ropes, strangled the donkey''s stomach and threatened, "if you don''t obey me next time, I''ll burn you directly!"


    Donkey: "well, ang ~"


    Watching the excitement, Yi Xing was very frightened and said tentatively, "Yan Zi, you can''t be so angry. You hang its belly. How can it lie down and sleep?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "sleep standing!"


    Yi Xing: "how can you sleep standing?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "old watch! Why don''t you clatter? Donkeys and horses sleep standing. It''s common sense. Don''t you know Mai?"


    Yi Xing: "ah? Really? Hehe..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "if they sleep on their stomach, they won''t have the strength to work the next day. The old horse is ambitious and hasn''t learned it? Once the horse starts sleeping on its stomach, it''s not far from death."


    Yi Xing: "really? Don''t lie to me. I''ll check when I get my cell phone back."


    Zheng Yanzi unscrupulously ran to the kitchen and laughed: "Li Tiezhu! Someone doesn''t know that horses and donkeys sleep standing, ha ha..."


    Yi Xing''s face is redder.


    He Ling and Mr. Huang shook their heads one after another. This woman is also a mixed sports circle. If she mixes with the entertainment circle, she won''t offend the people in the circle all over.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Yi Xing has no common sense. Many idols love beans have no common sense!"


    He Ling can''t help laughing. Good guy, this product is more cruel and offends a lot.


    Li Tiezhu also added: "for example, my good brother Xiao Zhen thought that all eggs could hatch chickens."


    Zheng Yanzi: "so stupid?"


    Yi Xing: "isn''t that right? Isn''t the egg that can''t hatch a chicken a fake egg?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Huang Sanshi: "Yi Xing, master, I''m sorry for you! Please say less. Master can''t afford to lose this man."


    Li Tiezhu thought to himself, Huang Sanshi, the master, should... Compete with someone!


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu opened the map gun!"


    "Bear big bear two is really a brother. It''s natural to offend people."


    "Seek the psychological shadow area of Xiao town."


    "Can''t all eggs hatch chickens?"


    "Why does the donkey sleep standing? Isn''t it tired?"


    "The donkey wants to ask."


    After the program was broadcast, Xiao town immediately sent a Weibo:


    "As we all know, I really don''t have common sense. What''s the matter? Am I proud? I don''t even know that CAI Xukun is an NBA player. @ Li Tiezhu"


    what the fuck!


    The melon eaters called out to the good guys, and then Cai Xukun''s fans and Xiao town''s fans began to work again.


    In the program, Li Tiezhu is making crayfish.

 Chapter 492

    Stir fry butter, vegetable oil, ginger, garlic and bean paste until fragrant, add dried pepper, dried pepper, Douchi and various spices, throw a rock sugar, a little soy sauce, a little soy sauce, a little vinegar, stir fry the washed crayfish, and then add beer... There is no beer. Unfortunately, we can only cook with water.


    Cook for ten minutes, and then come out of the pot. The aroma is overflowing, spicy and refreshing.


    The sun was about to set, and six people sat around in the shed peeling crayfish. It was very comfortable.


    Li Tiezhu put four rosin torches around the shed and lit two candles inside.


    Yi Xing: "when will the mobile phone be returned? The program team has confiscated it for a day. It''s very insecure!"


    Qin Tao said, "return it after dinner. If there is an emergency call and news, your assistant will come to you with your mobile phone."


    He Ling asked, "there is no electricity here. What do you do at night? Just look at your mobile phone?"


    Zheng Yanzi ate a small bowl of hot and sour powder cooked by Li Tiezhu: "play mahjong! Xiong Da made a pair of mahjong with bamboo. In the evening, the six of US fought a bloody battle!"


    More than four kilograms of shrimp balls, Leng was finished by six people, exactly five people.


    Zheng Yanzi only ate a few symbolically, and then silently ate boiled chicken breast. Even in this environment, her physical state did not deteriorate.


    Therefore, she also wants to make the tractor a self-discipline donkey, which belongs to the ardent expectation of the old mother.


    "Yao chicken!"


    "Touch!"


    "Touch again?"


    "Four, do you touch?"


    "No, I don''t!"


    "Nine?"


    "Hu, three times."


    Zheng Yanzi''s card skills are first-class. Yi Xing, who sits next to him, lost tragically, but others are very happy. Fortunately, Yi Xing''s teacher is good at lighting guns and doesn''t give Zheng Yanzi the chance to touch herself. Dead friends don''t die.


    Mahjong is made of bamboo. It is very rough and small. It is only as big as nougat, but it doesn''t affect everyone''s enthusiasm to play cards.


    Zheng Yanzi with Hu''s card began to brush her mobile phone. Songzhuer''s psycho harassed her again.


    "Two cakes. Eh? Mr. Huang, is this gambling?"


    He Ling asked.


    Huang Sanshi touched a card and said, "how can playing mahjong in Xichuan be called gambling? It''s called doing as the Romans do! Feel the traditional culture of Xichuan people. Right? Iron pillar? Six cylinders."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "of course! Everyone knows that our program is not very popular at home, but it is very popular abroad. We call it showing foreigners the charm of our quintessence. Five."


    Qin Tao: "Hu! All foreign friends in front of the TV, log in to Sanda Bu slip, order mahjong and Kang Mu, and learn how to play mahjong! It is recommended to learn the seven card bloody battle playing method in southern Sichuan, which is the simplest. Mahjong is actually a necessary artifact for home travel and friends gathering!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "so, where can I buy mahjong?"


    Qin Tao: "that''s a good question. On the website just now, you can not only learn playing methods, but also buy Mahjong Online!"


    Yes, this paragraph is an embedded advertisement of a website. It is only once, which is specially used to make foreigners'' money. In addition to the oral broadcast, the website is also displayed at the bottom of the screen.


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! This implant caught me off guard."


    "What''s special about God? It''s a necessary artifact..."


    "A good French Open champion, Leng was led off by Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao."


    "It has become a supporting city."


    "How do you know that Yanzi has been biased? Their classmates have been biased for three years. Who is not sure."


    "It should be the same smell that makes the relationship so good."


    The next day, Li Tiezhu and others carried a bamboo cover to cover a lot of fish. Zheng Yanzi fed the tractor with the crayfish shell left over from last night. The donkey was almost too hot to die on the spot.


    Just when Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi made tofu milk, the airdrop came again, which was sent by Peng Yuchang who didn''t come to the program.


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling answered the video call. Zheng Yanzi and Yi Xing went to get the airdrop. Peng Yuchang had hung up when they got it back. Otherwise, Zheng Yanzi had to scold him. What luck!


    In addition to a little ginger and pepper, the rest is sorghum, a full 15 kilograms.


    Huang Sanshi: "well, the next guests can have sorghum rice."


    He Ling: "the next issue is metamorphosis..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t eat sorghum rice, astringent throat. Next season, we start with sorghum brewing bar! It can make four or five kilograms of Baijiu."


    When seeing this, Odin lit another Oriental cigar with a bright light in his eyes: "are you finally going to make wine? Hum! Since you sincerely popularize science, I''ll try my best to learn..."


    In addition, Li Tiezhu found two round stones by the river and hit a stone mill with a chisel.


    The stone mill is not big, with a diameter of more than 30 cm. It is only the size of a washbasin, but it is enough.


    The donkey didn''t get the chance to pull the mill. The stone mill was installed next to the waterwheel by the river. The power connecting rod can be switched between the coffee machine and the stone mill. The stone mill is used for more grinding, and the coffee machine is used for less and fine grinding.


    And others cooperated to make ginger and pepper, and... Dried salted fish.


    In the afternoon, at the end of the program, three primitive people and three mushrooms sat in the arbor and drank milk tea.


    He Ling said, "iron pillar, I''m afraid your house yard and resources will surpass the mushroom house in a few more phases. How do I feel that this place is so suitable for recording mushroom houses?"


    Yi Xing: "I like it here, too."


    Huang Sanshi said, "come on, you three. It''s called primitive people planting trees and enjoying the cool in the mushroom house! Hahaha! Where they build, our future programs will follow, without spending a penny. They can also make more bacon, sausage, salted fish and so on. We''ll eat it directly when we come, hahaha..."


    Of course, this is a joke. After all, it is still two independent programs.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stir fry the hot pot bottom from beginning to end, but carefully preserved those seasonings, because now the ingredients are too scarce, and it''s meaningless to stir fry them.


    Is it... Hot pot cooked bacon?


    This program is also over. Huang Sanshi takes three sausages and he Ling takes a packet of fern root powder. Yi Xing is the most honest. Sorry to ask for something, Li Tiezhu gave him a piece of bacon directly.


    After all, Yi Xing made the greatest contribution. It brought donkeys.


    Also from this issue, the primitive tribe formed new rules, and each issue will give guests a little gift.


    Big wa Odin watched the program with the attitude of online class. After the program, he went back and paused the picture of Li Tiezhu''s stone grinding texture and took a screenshot.


    After the destruction of the world, computers are naturally useless.


    Therefore, Odin carefully traced it in his notebook. He did this by first placing the computer monitor flat, and then tracing it stroke by stroke with a page of paper covered on the monitor.


    "These textures are really beautiful, and each stroke emits the brilliance of wisdom!"


    Odin couldn''t help admiring.


    This is an eight Zone stone mill. A circular hole is made from the center of the stone mill as the axis. The circular stone mill is divided into eight sectors by eight linear stripes, and then parallel lines are chiseled along the cutting line. These tooth lines are on the upper and lower grinding discs, and the direction should be consistent.


    The direction of the tooth pattern arrangement and the oblique direction of the inlet determine whether the stone mill rotates clockwise or counterclockwise.


    Amazing technology and wisdom!


    In fact, there are stone mills in the West. Although they are different from the East, they are equally effective, but Odin doesn''t understand this knowledge.


    After half a month, the program recorded two more episodes.


    Last night, the primitive family finished the brewing process, raised several ducks, tamped the yard, beautified the interior, and reclaimed several vegetable fields.


    And the best thing is


    Li Tiezhu caught a few rabbits in his trap, ate two, and raised the remaining four.


    In late August, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, accompanied by Zhang Xiaomeng''s team, boarded the plane to milijian.


    They were going to participate in a live interview program on American International Television. The original plan was to go before the Fark primitive man was broadcast in the United States. As a result, the TV station''s own schedule was not able to be scheduled, so it was a few weeks late.


    This is an American flight. Qin Tao, who had already prepared paper towels to see the American stewardess, almost threw up. The "stewardess" on the flight are black and strong, with big arms and round waist. They are old enough to be Qin Tao''s mother.


    Fourteen hours later, the plane landed in the international metropolis.


    The tired party yawned out of the airport and was frightened.


    Dozens of media flocked to interview Li Tiezhu. Hundreds of ordinary people gathered outside the airport and welcomed them with various signs. Many airport security guards were maintaining order.


    What the hell?


    What we do is only make complaints about the domestic ratings. But why are they different?


    Zheng Yanzi''s English is very good. After understanding the demands of the media, she discussed with Zhang Xiaomeng and felt that she would act as an interpreter for a short interview.


    The reporter asked Zheng Yanzi, "why did you give up Wimbledon and record this program? Do you want to turn to the entertainment industry in the future?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "no, I just haven''t trained in the grass field. There will be opportunities in the future."


    "Aenpera Lee, as far as I know, the primitive man program was founded by your company. Why? Why did you think of doing such a program? After all, the ratings of this program in your country are not too high."


    "We overestimated ourselves! We thought there would be a fire, but we were beaten in the face. Fortunately, some friends like it."


    "You are very popular in the West. Have you considered coming to Hollywood?"


    "If Hollywood has learned Chinese both in front of and behind the stage, I will consider it, otherwise they will feel inferior if they can''t understand me."


    "Haven''t you considered learning English?"


    "Ah! I haven''t thought about it."


    "I heard that you plan to build your own fashion brand? Can you tell me?"


    "It''s not fashionable. The brand is called ''primitive man''. It sells some natural things, such as straw sandals, coir raincoats, hats, straw hats, bamboo chairs and linen Tang clothes. It''s still in preparation and hasn''t opened yet."


    "Excuse me..."


    At this time, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd not far away. A bald man with beard rushed out, turned his back towards Li Tiezhu and took off his pants. His movements were so skillful that he showed half of his ass in the blink of an eye and slapped:


    "Hey! Lee, hey, moodin, can you sign for me? On my full hips! Kang Mu Ang''s North nose!"

 Chapter 493

    Pa Pa~


    Odin patted his dark buttocks twice more and winked at Li Tiezhu. He looked like you were ready.


    Li Tiezhu... Stupid!


    Qin Tao was frightened. Zheng Yanzi was not shy and pushed Li Tiezhu to sign for him.


    Fortunately, the security guard responded quickly and directly carried the exhibitionist away. Even if he was taken away, the old bitch named Odin was still shouting:


    "Li! Ouch, ouch ~ I like your program. You are the only light in our hearts! Brothers! Say hello to our ''doomsday light''!"


    Therefore, dozens of humanoid creatures with different shapes shouted in unison:


    "Believe in the light! Aenpera Lee will lead us through the darkness to a bright tomorrow! Hula -"


    This is not a serious gang.


    Not only the Chinese program team was stupid, but also the reporters were stupid. They turned the camera to shoot, and hundreds of other people who also welcomed Li Tiezhu and his party were also stupid. They looked at dozens of Mavericks with fags'' eyes


    There seems to be something strange among our fans!


    In fact, the flights of Li Tiezhu and others have not been announced. The outside world only knows that it is this day. Therefore, the hundreds of people on the scene are no small matter. They are likely to have been waiting here since the early morning.


    Even in China, Li Tiezhu has never received such a grand treatment, because he never spends money to hire someone to pick up the plane.


    While the reporter was shooting to pick up the fans, Zheng Yanzi smiled and translated the meaning of the sign held by those people to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was embarrassed.


    "Oriental Mike?"


    "Your one eyelid squint is very sexy! I really want to have a shot with you."


    "Your song intoxicates me!"


    "The best living composer in the world."


    "Music elves from the Far East!"


    "The chosen son of fashion."


    "Welcome to the pheasant, my prince!"


    "Hey, um, cam! The soul of the red child chasing dreams! (welcome, chasing dreams, the heart of a red child)"


    "I can''t help but want to dig Mike out and sing with you..."


    Li Tiezhu quietly Mimi said: "are these people mentally retarded? No wonder there are not too many people who like me at home, but there are a lot of people abroad. For many years... I have no IQ generation gap with them. They think I am kind. It must be so."


    Zheng Yanzi said, "I agree!"


    Qin Tao said, "eh? Is there anyone who welcomes me?"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "yes! There are three brands. One is'' welcome sow care master '', the other is a painted pig head, and the other is'' wave! I want to hear you talk about the talk show''. How do you feel?"


    Qin Tao: "hammer talk show, Laozi, this is called crosstalk, high-level language art!"


    After that, the airport expressed the hope that Li Tiezhu would sign for the fans first and persuade the fans to leave. Li Tiezhu also agreed. After all, there are too many people and chaos, which is prone to safety accidents.


    Li Tiezhu signed for a small number of fans. When they signed for a white child, the child said, "Li! Do you really eat cat meat?"


    The atmosphere was suddenly embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu was very calm. He asked Zheng Yanzi to translate for him and said, "we don''t eat cat meat. No one in China eats cat meat. This is a rumor. No matter who told you this, you can''t trust him anymore! Why do you like me?"


    The child said, "my sister likes your songs, but I like everything you do in the wild. It''s cool!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "including killing pigs?"


    Child: "of course! I''m very excited. You can do anything."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m afraid pigs don''t think so! Pigs are also life. Why should they be eaten? You Americans also eat pork. Have you considered the feelings of pigs?"


    Child: "pigs should be eaten!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what about cattle? China has banned eating beef for thousands of years, because cattle are a member of the family, but why are you so cruel when you eat beef?"


    Child: "love dongte..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Dogs are so cute, but we eat dogs. I''ve eaten them many times. Are you afraid? Do you know that you Westerners eat goose liver? Deliberately develop geese into fatty liver, a serious disease, and then eat their liver. Caviar and snails... Oriental people feel disgusted. Son, I won''t whisper to you because you are my fan. You need trees Establish good values. What you don''t understand doesn''t mean wrong, and what you''re used to may not be right. "


    The child was speechless. The child''s sister smiled apologetically and said, "sorry, Tony didn''t mean to offend you. He''s still young."


    Li Tiezhu also signed her name and said, "it''s because he''s still young that I tell him this. When I grow up, it''s not necessary. For example, if I tell you that the Chinese love peace now, you must think I''m just looking for an excuse to soak you, right?"


    The child''s sister looks dull. What''s the situation?


    Li Tiezhu left and continued to sign for his fans. He was never articulate, but the passive skills in the system went wild again.


    After simply signing the name, the fans gradually dispersed under the persuasion of Li Tiezhu and the drive of security guards, but... The media gathered again. Moreover, after Li Tiezhu "frightened" the children just now, the reporters'' questions became more acute.


    After all, not all the media who come to interview are pro Li Tiezhu. Most of them want to see him make an embarrassment or find a way to make him make an embarrassment.


    "Li, is your program aimed at spreading Chinese culture to the world and invading other countries?"


    "Are you a newspaper? I really can''t imagine a newspaper reporter asking such a stupid question. Yes, you can report me without changing a word. If there is no Chinese culture, your newspaper doesn''t exist, what else do you do as a reporter? Is your news printed on tree leaves or sheepskin scrolls? Please remember that paper is the invention of China and movable type printing."


    "Ian perra, do you have any different feelings after you came to the United States? I mean within this airport."


    "There are thousands of feelings. Why is your international airport so dilapidated? Why is your food and drink so hard to swallow? Why are your flight attendants so ugly and their service attitude so poor? Why can you reporters block me without paying?"


    "Aha! Funny Oriental humor... Break the taste. Why can a male star like you be popular in China?"


    "It''s very reliable and can be a total bucket. Why can''t I be a star?"


    "Oh, Virgin Mary! I like the way you speak. You are not Chinese at all. You are as Frank as Americans."


    "That''s your prejudice. The Chinese have always been so straightforward."


    "Really? Can you tell me who the American star you hate most?"


    "Very reliable."


    "Wow! Broken fitter! Why do you hate Mr. bucket?"


    "His hairstyle... It''s hard to say. It''s like a piece of shit."


    "Mister Lee, do you like American girls? I mean Blonde white beauties, they are sexy..."


    "I don''t like women with body odor."


    "Perfume..."


    "The body hair is also very long. The freckles on his face make him fat into a bucket waist after he is thirty..."


    "You offended many American girls like this!"


    "Don''t you like my frankness? I don''t think the girls who are not hypocritical will mind me telling the truth? After all, the girls in damilijian are independent and strong and won''t be brainwashed by the media like you."


    "Last question, Li, do you think there is anything in the United States that you Chinese don''t have? You can say a few more."


    "Say as much as you like?"


    "Yes."


    "OK! First of all, tramps, we haven''t seen them in China for many years. Second, we don''t have guns. After all, free Millie fights every day. Finally, there is no racial discrimination in our country. In my country, ethnic minorities are always the object of preferential treatment, not the opposite. Because there is a saying in China that" rare things are precious ", this ethnic minority bag Including crooked nuts. "


    Li Tiezhu''s firepower was fully opened and a fierce meal was output.


    Finally, with the intervention of Zhang Xiaomeng, the interview ended because he felt that Li Tiezhu had gone too far and might stimulate the mood of the American people.


    After leaving the airport, Zhang Xiaomeng took everyone to the five-star hotel where they stayed, and then painstakingly said to Li Tiezhu:


    "Iron pillar! Uncle Li! I beg you. Just say a few nonsense in China. This is the United States. Pay attention and convergence, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "I''m not afraid in China. I''m still counselled when I come to the American territory?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng was speechless.


    Li Tiezhu added, "can I follow those banana people and find that the air in the United States is sweeter than that in China when I get off the plane? It''s full of sweet blood?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "that''s not what I meant. I just said there was no need to jump into a dispute..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then you''re wrong. You just want to make things happen! Otherwise, how can you be angry? Have you forgotten how I became popular? I''m not afraid to cause controversy when I eat popsicles in the audition, tie makeup artists in the competition, and sing the Royal engine in the national competition. That''s a good thing, brother Meng!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "besides, we represent our own country when we go out of the country. Can we bow our heads and admit counsellors? Fuck! I like what I like and fuck what I don''t like! I''m not rare."


    Zheng Yanzi said: "yes! I''m afraid of their farts. Even if we are careful, the American media will still add fuel and vinegar. Brother Meng, are you professional or not? I''m hacked by the media every year. You don''t know. People say I''m on drugs every year. Shit! I also say Xiaowei is transgender!"


    Qin Tao said, "that''s not what I said. I''m afraid extreme Americans will shoot us with guns."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "yes!"


    Li Tiezhu was very hard: "yes, hammer, yes! Do you know how low the shooting accuracy of ordinary people is? Let me tell you, as long as I find a good terrain, I can kill three or four. I learned from Wu Jing. I''ve been practicing shooting recently..."


    Qin Tao said angrily, "what if... What if another 100 people take off their pants and show their ass at you?"


    Li Tiezhu immediately panicked: "this, this..."

 Chapter 494

    Zheng Yanzi said: "Xiong Da, you should reflect on why you have such strange fans, and it seems that he is not a person, but a group of people."


    Qin Tao: "yes, they become like this, you also have the responsibility."


    Li Tiezhu was lost in thought. Is it really my problem? Did I take these big men off the side?


    I didn''t do anything, and it''s my first time in America.


    The party came to the United States a day in advance to get jet lag and avoid being too tired on the program. Therefore, when they came to the hotel, they went back to their rooms to have a rest.


    After all, it''s a little hard to start in the morning and land in the morning 14 hours later.


    At two o''clock in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu woke up and went downstairs to the restaurant with Zheng Yanzi to eat two Western-style rougamo. The taste was quite ordinary. Then one person went out of the hotel with a glass of ice cola and went shopping in a cap.


    The others are still sleeping.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "is it OK for you to go out without a bodyguard?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no problem. If something really happens, I have to protect the bodyguard. Besides, why don''t you bring a bodyguard?"


    "I''m used to playing everywhere in America, Australia and Europe. It''s only me and my coach. I''m always alone."


    "Then you can treat me as your bodyguard. Anyway, I don''t want to stay in the hotel. I can''t understand the TV."


    "Are you familiar with the pheasant?"


    "Not familiar, first time."


    "Then you said you were going to see a tennis racket. Do you know the way?"


    "There is navigation! In fact, American Wilson company wants to sponsor me. It is the best racket manufacturer in the world. The sponsored players include famous champions such as Federer, Sampras and Williams."


    "That''s a good thing."


    "But I used to use Walker''s racket in Germany. I''m used to it, so I need to see how it feels. If it''s not suitable for me, I don''t want to accept it even if the sponsorship fee is higher. The racket affects the player''s play."


    "Oh."


    "They gave me a lot of data and said they wanted to create an exclusive racket for me, but I still had to go to their store to try it myself."


    "Not in China?"


    "Ordinary stores sell non professional rackets. Wilson provides rackets for professional players. There is only one flagship store in this city."


    "I heard that a company asked you to make a movie?"


    "Yes, it''s not because of you? After I went to the mushroom house with you last year, people in the entertainment industry often harassed me. This year, I won a championship and went to record Oh Huo primitive man. More people came to me. I''m bored to death!"


    "Hehe, I heard that the film pay is very high."


    "The highest one is the yin-yang contract of 150 million, I share 30 million. Tut Tut, these people really dare to speak."


    "Wow, Zhou Xingxing gave me ten million yuan. The meat hurts."


    "Isn''t it? Your circle is too dark."


    "You didn''t answer?"


    "Do I seem to be short of 30 million people? It''s reasonable. Before I won the championship, I earned much more than songzhuer. Now I won the championship. Hey, my endorsement fee can scare her to death!"


    Indeed, among the domestic female athletes, she is one of the most valuable.


    They chatted and came to the subway station.


    In the broken and rotten subway corridor, a guy with dirty braids played his guitar and sang songs. Li Tiezhu threw a pink grandpa Mao in his guitar box.


    The wandering singer had never seen such money, and immediately people went crazy. Solo made a dolphin sound, which attracted the applause of passers-by.


    Li Tiezhu also clapped his hands and led Zheng Yanzi away.


    Zheng Yanzi: "Xiong Da, I thought you were going to show your hands."


    Li Tiezhu said, "do I fly all the way across the Pacific to grab business with others? Also, if I''m so popular in the United States, how troublesome would it be to be recognized?"


    Zheng Yanzi said with a smile, "you think too much. They really like you, but they may not recognize you in reality. After all, in the eyes of most foreigners, Oriental people look the same. They generally don''t recognize them except those who are good-looking like me or those who are recognizable like Qin Tao."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s good."


    Zheng Yanzi: "it''s almost all right. Let go of my hand!"


    "Ah? Oh! Sorry."


    "If you didn''t have cats and dogs, I suspect you want to soak me! Hey! The entertainment industry is really a big dye vat. You''ve only been in business for three years, and it''s gone bad."


    Li Tiezhu blushed and didn''t speak.


    Zheng Yanzi tilted her head and looked at him directly. Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t look at me like that. I don''t know what they like about me. I''m still ignorant now. There''s something wrong with their eyes!"


    Zheng Yanzi smiles but doesn''t speak. Is there something wrong with my eyes? This fool!


    On the subway, there were not many people, and there were empty seats everywhere.


    They sat in their seats. Zheng Yanzi continued to brush her mobile phone. Li Tiezhu looked around bored.


    "Tut! Congratulations. It made headlines just a half day after you arrived in the United States."


    "What?"


    "The CNM website, Facebook and twitter of the United States are all your news. These media released your interview at the airport, adding fuel and vinegar, saying that you are racist and belittling the United States. They also said that you are a brainwashed propaganda tool used to poison American teenagers. The most direct evidence is the output of TV dramas such as" soldier assault "to American teenagers. The broadcast rate of "soldier assault" on American Internet has entered the top ten of the year. Are you afraid? "


    "Afraid of a hammer, their own young people don''t go after Hollywood stars and come after me. It''s a very brain crippling thing. Blame me?"


    "Come on, let me read you two Bashi comments. One said that many young people worship the Chinese JF army and even dig out a lot of real information about the Korean War, which swollen the official face of the United States. The other said that the questionnaire survey of your fans shows that most of them are full of good feelings for the Chinese system and show a ''sick'' upward attitude towards Chinese culture. Shit, these American brains Will you laugh to death and inherit my flower shell! "


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zheng Yanzi''s mobile phone. He couldn''t understand English and said, "what''s my business?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "they say that you are a propaganda tool specially packaged by the Chinese government to brainwash foreign youth. Therefore, almost most media tend to give you a slap in the face when you are on the program. Others say that they want you to see the prosperity and freedom of the United States, let you take refuge in the West and go back to awaken the young generation of China."


    "Isn''t this a bag in the skull?"


    "This is the reality! Therefore, our program on international radio this time may not be as simple as we think."


    "The live broadcast is good. I''m not empty. I want to ''kill'' them."


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    At the same time, in the basement of an abandoned factory, the "doomsday" conference hall with an eye hanging was in a mess.


    The fight has been over for some time, but the problem has not been finally solved.


    Odin''s arm has been fixed by a wooden board and hung around his neck with a bandage, but he still has nosebleed and said enthusiastically: "history will prove that all forces against the trend are bah po''er Tagore (paper tiger)!"


    The boss of doomsday is Elon, the boss of a technology company. He said speechless: "we didn''t ask you to give up your ideas, but why beat people who disagree with you?"


    Odin: "if we seek peace through compromise, we will die peacefully, and if we seek peace through struggle, we will survive peacefully!"


    Elon: do you want hemostatic


    Odin: "without bloodshed, there will be no complete change!"


    Elon: "I agree with some of your views. It really needs to be built after the end of the day. However, I still can''t accept smoking zombies and soaking zombies in wine... And Ian perra is always an oriental. He''s not within our shelter."


    Odin: "After the doomsday catastrophe, all mankind should be united, not divided into races. Hey! Listen, everyone is equal in front of the doomsday, and we must abandon our prejudices. Look at me, once I was addicted to stirring the base and couldn''t extricate myself. For the doomsday, I forced myself to like women. If zombies have fertility, I won''t refuse. Humans need to reproduce. In order to This great cause, each of us must make changes! "


    Elon: Mom annoys farkel


    At this time, another big man said, "shut up and watch the live broadcast! Odin, your so-called doomsday light will be beaten."


    The big screen was switched to a webcast, which was sent by the recently emerging organization slapping Asian Americans.


    Obviously, several Americans involved did not recognize each other as stars, but netizens recognized them. Therefore, they were angry at the beginning, and well-informed leaders naturally got the news.


    In the picture, three whites and a black man surrounded Li and Zheng in the subway car, abused them with dirty words and threatened to blow their faces up in front of netizens.


    With a warm smile on her face, aenpera spoke Chinese.


    Zheng Yanzi translated behind Li Tiezhu: "he said fighting is an unfriendly behavior. You are still young and not sensible. I forgive you. I hope you will not do such things without quality in the future. You should study hard, honor your parents and strive to be a useful person to the society."


    Several gangsters were stunned and burst into laughter.


    The leaders of doomsday faction can''t help laughing. Is this so-called "doomsday light" too soft?


    Odin snorted coldly, "if this is the end of the day, aenpera can make them all into bacon or wine. Negotiate politely first, and then resort to violence. This is an oriental Maxim I like very much. Aenpera has done well! He is a real wise man!"


    The gangsters laughed for a while. A tall white boy came up to Li Tiezhu and said, "listen, yellow pig! You''d better kneel down and lick my toes, or I''ll make you regret living in this world."


    Zheng Yanzi calmly translated to Li Tiezhu, and then translated Li Tiezhu''s words back: "he said that your tongue is white and your feet are vain. It should be serious spleen deficiency. Remember not to overeat and get angry easily."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the white guy with a smile and nodded: "if you are sick, you have to treat it!"

 Chapter 495

    The white boy was about sixteen or seventeen years old. He was tall but thin. He smiled and said, "do you think you are humorous? Yellow pig..."


    Before he finished, he slapped Li Tiezhu.


    Zheng Yanzi, who was about to translate, was startled.


    I saw that Li Tiezhu put his hands on his back, leaned back easily and dodged, and then shot like lightning.


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    The white boy was beaten dizzy and staggered back two steps, a little confused.


    And Li Tiezhu had already put his hands on his back and said with a smile: "I told you, it''s wrong to hit people! Do you hurt? Do you feel angry? Do you feel ashamed? You see, you don''t like being beaten. Why do you hit others? It''s immoral!"


    "Oh, buy GAD -"


    At both ends of the carriage, many Americans were watching, including several Asians. At first, they were gloating until Li Tiezhu slapped in the face.


    The white boy was beaten and speechless.


    Two other white teenagers rushed up and punched Li Tiezhu.


    Pop pop


    The two were also beaten. Li Tiezhu couldn''t see clearly. They didn''t know how many slaps they had received.


    Li Tiezhu said with the focus of sign language on his back: "look! It''s wrong to hit people first. Secondly, how can you weak chickens beat others? I heard that you usually focus on the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled in this activity. How can you choose me this time? Do you despise me?"


    In the basement, the doomsday bosses were stunned.


    "How did he do it?"


    "I didn''t even see him do it."


    "Oh, my God, this is Chinese Kung Fu!"


    "He is Bruce Lee II!"


    "Hey! Don''t forget, his master is Jack Cheng, so of course Li is also a kung fu master."


    "So powerful, why didn''t he do it first? And let those little bastards laugh at him?"


    Odin looked unfathomable: "this is the Oriental wisdom. Before fighting, we should communicate in advance and try to avoid unnecessary fighting. If zombies can speak... I mean, even if the fighting is inevitable! We should stand on the side of justice and justice will not fail! And I always feel that Ian perra does not fight for fighting. Wait and see! He must have deep meaning."


    Elon was skeptical: "didn''t he deliberately humiliate those gangsters by relying on his kung fu learning?"


    Odin: "superficial, superficial! There is a Chinese idiom: stop war by way of war."


    "I think Lee is in trouble. The nigger seems to have practiced boxing," Elon said


    The three white men were afraid of being beaten and asked the remaining little black children to help. He is not tall, but he is very strong. His muscles explode like a calf.


    The mobile phone is stuck on the column of the subway, so the four people can move freely.


    The little black baby twisted his neck, his fist clattered, and came over: "today you''re dead, yellow monkey."


    Then he gathered his strength and punched him straight.


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hide. He slapped him strongly. Instead of hitting him in the face, he hit his neck artery.


    Obviously, this one is the most aggressive, and Li Tiezhu won''t get used to it.


    The little black boy gnashed his teeth, endured severe pain and turned his head: "boy, you completely angered me... Ow..."


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu''s backhand was another slap, which he used his full strength and inclined upward.


    It looks like a slap in the face. In fact, it''s half clenched with the right hand and accurately hit the other party''s left mandible from bottom to top.


    Little black baby''s weight was nearly 200 kg, but she was stunned and jumped up by Li Tiezhu. When she was in the air, a tooth flew out with blood. Then, he smashed it down on the floor of the carriage, and the three white youths trembled with fear.


    In the basement, the leaders of doomsday sect covered their faces:


    "Oh, thanks..."


    "I saw the black boy''s teeth flying!"


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    "I don''t think that guy can stand up."


    "God, Lee should call WWA."


    "It''s terrible. Li picked up his hands again and smiled. Is he a devil?"


    Li Tiezhu came to the three white men with his hands on his back and said with a smile, "you see, violence can''t solve the problem. It''s wrong to beat people!"


    The three white teenagers nodded and dared not speak.


    Li Tiezhu helped the black boy up again with a smile, and kindly patted him with the dust that didn''t exist on his body. Then, he continued to carry his hands on his back and asked with a smile:


    "Friend, what did you learn from what just happened?"


    Zheng Yanzi smiled and translated. She was not afraid from beginning to end, because she had known how fierce Li Tiezhu fought for so many years.


    The black man had a paste in his head: "I..."


    Li Tiezhu said kindly, "it doesn''t matter. Take your time and figure it out."


    The black man looked to three white partners for help.


    The white man who was beaten first covered his face and said, "we shouldn''t attack you. I''m sorry, sir. Please let us go! We''re wrong."


    Li Tiezhu carried his back and said, "what''s wrong?"


    White man: "the mistake is not to attack you."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "no! Think again. Don''t worry!"


    Another white man: "we shouldn''t attack Asians. They''re right. It''s our fault."


    Li Tiezhu nodded deeply: "Hmm! Very good! Is there anything else?"


    Teenager: "still? And?"


    Li Tiezhu said painstakingly: "recognizing mistakes can''t make you better. You should think about how to be a useful person for the country and the people."


    The last white boy said, "we''ll never attack Asians again! And... We''ll give you all our money."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you humiliating me? I was kind enough to teach you the meaning of being a man, but you humiliated me with money?"


    "No... no, I didn''t."


    "How high are your grades in your class? Are you sure you can go to college?"


    "I can''t pass the exam."


    "Knowledge changes fate! You should study hard, don''t fight, don''t steal, don''t lie, so you will be respected wherever you go!"


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what?"


    "We understand. Study hard, don''t fight, don''t steal, don''t lie, and be a useful person to society!"


    "Well, I''m glad."


    "Can we go now, brother?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Heiwa again: "they understand, and you?"


    Heiwa said, "study hard, don''t fight, don''t steal, don''t lie, and be a useful person to the society!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head.


    Heiwa was shocked and stepped back for fear of being beaten. He had practiced boxing and had a deep understanding of each other''s strength. He knew that even if there were five, he might not be the opponent of the little yellow man.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the most important thing for you is to fill your teeth first! Then go home and admit your mistakes to your mother and promise to be a proud child."


    Heiwa was suddenly stunned: "thank you, Ow!"


    In the basement.


    Odin opened his teeth and claws: "look! Look! I knew! I knew Li must have another deep meaning. He didn''t get angry and taught them the truth of life. How noble it is! If zombies understand people''s words, I''m willing to influence them!"


    Elon: you... Think so? Don''t you think it''s weird


    Others nodded one after another. The most terrible thing is that one punch knocked you down, helped you up, and asked you with a smile on your back what you learned from this thing. It''s... Too evil!


    Odin said: "this is the gap of civilization, terrible misunderstanding! I advise you to read Mao Xuan more."


    Over there, Li Tiezhu nodded with great satisfaction. Looking at the four bad teenagers who met unexpectedly in a foreign country, he felt very full. To convince people by virtue is so easy to accept. Look how sincere they are.


    The subway has arrived.


    "Let''s go!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and waved goodbye to them.


    Four people scurrying.


    "Hello!"


    Li Tiezhu roared.


    The four people were stunned and wanted to run but didn''t dare to run.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the mobile phone clamped on the column: "take the mobile phone away. Children play less with mobile phones and read more books."


    A white man ran over and ran away with his cell phone: "thank you, thank you..."


    Li Tiezhu returned to his seat and waved to the American people watching the excitement in the distance on both sides. He didn''t have to thank me very much.


    Zheng Yanzi finally couldn''t help laughing. Li Tiezhu was still "sincere" as always.


    Soon, the video of "Li Tiezhu beating American citizens on the American subway" spread explosively all over the world, causing heated discussions among overseas netizens.


    Looking at these comments, Li Tiezhu thought of a picture learned in the textbook. In the process of human evolution from gorillas, a total of six or seven forms have changed. Now netizens'' comments are like the coexistence of six or seven forms... Gorillas, apes, apes, Homo erectus, primitive humans, Homo sapiens and modern humans.


    So, humans just evolved in appearance? No IQ?


    Some Asians say:


    "Li''s counterattack is full of provocation. His humiliation of three whites will make us Asians living in the United States face greater dangers and challenges..."


    African Americans left this message:


    "Aenpera is a true racist. He obviously converged when he hit the three whites, but he hit the African Americans twice, and he was very strong."


    Some people of European descent say:


    "This is the epitome of China''s bullying of the world. A Chinese star can wantonly attack unarmed American citizens, then they will treat other countries in the world the same way."


    On the contrary, some Latinos can''t see it anymore. They come out and speak out impartially:


    "Hey, guys, make it clear that this is the live broadcast of ''slapping Asians'' initiated by the four Americans. This is racial discrimination! Li is just self-defense."


    Then the comment was bombarded by people of all colors:


    "Go back to namizhou!"


    "Brown monkeys are as disgusting as Asians."


    "As an Asian, but I am an American, I oppose crooked nuts bullying Americans, I love America!"


    "I''m African American. I support slapping Asian Americans because they took our jobs. Is it wrong?"


    "This man must be a bribed spy!"


    "Expel the brown monkey! Expel aenpera Lee! The Great United States doesn''t welcome you lowly people!"

 Chapter 496

    Li Tiezhu couldn''t understand these comments, and he wasn''t interested in reading them. Instead, Zheng Yanzi was very interested. She kept showing Li Tiezhu interesting and wonderful comments and translating them to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care about the comments made by waiguoren. He doesn''t care at all. Anyway, I not only beat you, but also make your money!


    What?


    Zheng Yanzi looked at the comments. For a moment, she was filled with righteous indignation and laughed back and forth. Anyway, no one in the whole carriage dared to get close to them now.


    "Hey? Here''s a sober comment. It''s a respectable gentleman''s behavior to say that you have always protected the girls of your race from being hurt."


    Zheng Yanzi specially translated it to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu immediately panicked: "I have no gentleman behavior towards you! I have no! He said nonsense..."


    The word "gentleman" is very evil in sister lengba''s expression. Li Tiezhu deeply hates cold. Who is it? Who is spreading the rumor?


    Fortunately, Zheng Yanzi didn''t think wrong and said, "I know! You are normal and didn''t deliberately protect me. You know, except for the black baby, I put it down every minute."


    Li Tiezhu: "of course! You are more man than man."


    Here we are.


    Zheng Yanzi pulled Li Tiezhu off the subway. The Americans who watched Li Tiezhu beat people backed away and made way.


    "Baji!"


    Zheng Yanzi stealthily attacked Li Tiezhu and kissed him on the cheek.


    Li Tiezhu jumped up in fright: "what are you... What are you doing?"


    Zheng Yan Zile said, "reward you for beating the four American guys for zhu''er. Here, zhu''er asked me to kiss on behalf of you."


    As she spoke, she raised her mobile phone. Sure enough, songzhuer said such unreliable words in wechat. However, Zheng Yanzi is willing to take action. She mainly thinks that Li Tiezhu''s behavior just now is very long face, especially when she asks others behind her back what you have learned. It''s simply not too cool!


    Li Tiezhu blushed: "don''t learn bad from spicy claws..."


    Zheng Yanzi immediately covered her face, my God! No wonder songzhuer and lengba are moths to the fire. It turns out that my iron pillar is so fun... Eh! Careless!


    Cough... Of course, no matter how fun it is, I won''t take part in it. People are high enough, so I won''t join in the fun.


    Both of them were hearty and went to Wilson''s flagship store according to the original plan.


    Zheng Yanzi, the new French Open women''s singles champion, was warmly greeted by the shop assistants. Even the manager came to sign a group photo. However, with the fermentation of the news, many people soon gathered here because Zheng He, Ian Pella Li, was here.


    Then Zheng Yanzi slipped away with Li Tiezhu.


    Zheng Yanzi took a taxi directly and went back to the hotel with Li Tiezhu. Then, they returned to the room under the airtight protection of Zhang Xiaomeng and others. Obviously, they were awakened by the disaster caused by Li Tiezhu.


    Zhang Xiaomeng wants to teach Li Tiezhu a lesson, but he is killed by Li Tiezhu. This is a convention, so he can only bear it.


    As for the three domestic bodyguards, they lowered their heads and didn''t speak. After all, none of them can boast that they will beat Li Tiezhu. The names of these bodyguards are a little empty headed. They are more responsible for doing chores and creating an atmosphere.


    Li Tiezhu is the boss of the company, not just an artist, and is divided into huge high. Zhang Xiaomeng, the agent, has no right to control the artist, so he has to swallow his anger. What else can I do? Speaking of it, Li Tiezhu''s current influence and strength are one level higher than Yang Mi''s. how can Zhang Xiaomeng control such big men as Fang Bo and Xu Shan?


    Moreover, since Li Tiezhu''s debut, Zhang Xiaomeng did not want to control Li Tiezhu, but gave him enough space to go crazy.


    In his opinion, there is only one Li Tiezhu in the world, unique.


    There is no need to play cards according to the routine!


    Zhang Xiaomeng asked Li Tiezhu, "Zhu, now the whole Internet is discussing you beating American citizens. What do you say we do?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "no matter! Anyway, even if they call the police, they lose. I didn''t want to establish any tall image in the West. It''s better to make an accident, and scold what you like or don''t like. Isn''t it more angry? You let me operate like this in China."


    Zhang Xiaomeng was speechless. Indeed, he had mentioned such a plan, but Li Tiezhu wanted the image and rejected it. However, when he got it from abroad, Li Tiezhu did not care about the image at all.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "just pretend to be deaf and dumb?"


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "anyway, I''ll return home after recording the program tomorrow. Before I leave, I can accept another interview and make things big. Think about it. Can people who like me abroad be serious?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "those who like you in China are not serious people."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s right? What are you tangled with?"


    In the evening, it was already evening in the United States, and the conflict between Li Tiezhu and the "slapping Asian" organization had been a little lighter. But it is more turbulent at home, because it is daytime at home.


    Li Tiezhu''s news in the United States immediately made headlines, startling Wang Feng, who was preparing to celebrate his wedding anniversary in advance. Fortunately, I''m cautious and postpone it!


    For Li Tiezhu, two extreme attitudes have been formed in China. Online stars, big V and ordinary net names are quarrelling.


    "Li Tiezhu has been thrown abroad! He is a demented image at home. It is a shame for the Chinese to go abroad and beat local residents!"


    "Four dozen and one slapped Asian. What else do you want? Kneel down and wait to be slapped in the face?"


    "Why do Americans slap Asians? As we all know, one slap can''t make a sound! Asians should be responsible for what they have done."


    "Put your face out and see if I can clap a slap!"


    "Asian people are also crooked nuts. What is Li Tiezhu doing? It''s not for hype! New variety shows are scolded at home and want to quarrel abroad. Crooked nuts will like the backward technology of weaving bamboo?"


    "American International Television, Radio France and oil tanks have all bought the copyright of Oh Huo primitive man. At the same time, the global overseas broadcasting volume is 2.5 times that of domestic broadcasting. Data slap face! Lick dogs, are you angry?"


    "I think this is a super hype of penguin culture. They know what the real data are. In fact, migrant workers like Li Tiezhu can''t even get along at home and want to develop abroad? Dream! This is to use false foreign data to cheat Chinese people''s money. Didn''t you expect? Because the fight was exposed, if Li Tiezhu was so hot, those crooked Can nut not know him? "


    Li Tiezhu was in the US tiktok, and he also saw the controversy over the voice and the collar.


    Although Zhang Xiaomeng told him not to care and the operation would handle these things, Li Tiezhu didn''t think so. He thought he had to stand up. So he sent a video on the jitter, tiktok, which was released at home and international.


    The video is very simple. Li Tiezhu ate instant noodles in the hotel room and said:


    "Some Chinese people have been kneeling for a long time and can''t stand up. Their knees are bent! In my experience, white people feel better without fighting. Here, I appeal to all Asian Americans living in the United States to try it by themselves and choose the kind of people aged 17 or 18 to help them become useful to society! This... Is a great merit!"


    Soon, the topics of "slapping European Americans" and "slapping African Americans" rose in the United States, and their popularity was high. The most interesting thing is that the organizers of these topics have put forward a concept - to help those children go back to school and strive to be a useful person in the future.


    That night, there were several hot events.


    The hottest incident was that a strong Asian man slapped a white child and made the latter kneel on the ground and say three times: "study for the rise of the United States!"


    Quite positive energy!


    In China, the three major forces of kneeling clan, human dog and female fist began an unprecedented attack on Li Tiezhu. They did everything they could, and how could they be vicious.


    Obviously, this is not a simple internal event, but a contest between the two sides of the Pacific.


    In the middle of the night after the American incident, the voice against Li Tiezhu fell into the disadvantage, because most of the masters slept, and the voice of rushing to help Li Tiezhu occupied the mainstream.


    Han Hong: "the iron pillar is playing beautifully! We call it free sailing with both hands. It''s your face where you shouldn''t be."


    Chen Yisen: "ghost guy! See clearly, this is China in 2018, not 1898!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "one punch to open, lest a hundred punches come!"


    Guo gangde: "sometimes you overestimate each other''s morality, and you are the one who hurts. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu never overestimates each other''s morality! All colleagues of Yunde society have been taught! Good Li Tiezhu."


    Jackie Chan: "Chinese martial arts is so particular. Iron pillar has been restrained enough. Master is proud of you."


    Yue Yupeng: "I often kneel to my master, but my spine is straight! And some people kneel to thieves every day, how can they be straight?"


    Xiao Zhen: "slap Asian bastards. If you have the ability to come to China, I''ll kill one when I see one!"


    The front few are OK. Everyone is used to them. They support Li Tiezhu, and they are justified.


    Last what ghost?


    Why are you so angry? And, it seems... You don''t know martial arts, do you?


    Xiao town is not a show, but angry. Why? Why?


    How many American little bastards can be treated by me?


    My brother Zhu flew for four hours and came to the East China Sea to teach me how to be a man. I am grateful and shed tears.


    And you?


    Nothing. Let brother Zhu fly half the earth to teach you life philosophy. How can you compare with me? Pooh!


    Bad luck!


    And in the unknown corner, a big event happened.


    The doomsday faction finally split. The leaders led by Elon really couldn''t stand the imagination of zombies soaking wine, making noodles and mating with zombies, and finally kicked the constructionist faction led by Odin out of the organization.


    Although they also prefer aynpera Lee, they can''t stand Odin, a pervert.


    Odin hung his arms and took people away. I can''t accept your argument of nuclear destruction and virus destruction. There is only one reason for the end - Zombies!


    There''s no zombie end, it''s... not perfect.


    That night, Odin stayed up all night. The next day, he took the members who defected from the doomsday sect with him to international television to support Li Tiezhu. One night later, Odin has established the supreme "doctrine" of the new organization:


    Believe in light!


    Believe in the only light of doomsday we can trust - Ayn perra Lee!

 Chapter 497

    There are four kinds of public opinion in China. One is supporting Li Tiezhu, the other is about my hammer, the other is that Li Tiezhu lost his face abroad, the other is that these are hyped by Li Tiezhu''s team, and the latter two are the most popular.


    In fact, in the United States, after the initial abuse of angry youth, public opinion has changed greatly. More people came out to support Li Tiezhu and denounce the Americans, including Hollywood and NBA stars.


    Even the media are polite to Li Tiezhu. After all, they can not like Li Tiezhu, but they dare not support "slapping Asians".


    Therefore, in fact, Li Tiezhu has handled this matter without problems, but there is no way for some people with ulterior motives to take the opportunity to do things in China.


    The next afternoon, Li Tiezhu and others set out to record the program on TV. It was an interview program called Feilun tonight show. It was not long, but the influence of the program was not small.


    Host Loren is a chubby middle-aged man who laughs with great affinity. He also greets Li Tiezhu and others in Chinese.


    After a brief communication, the program recording began.


    The audience was less than a hundred, and there was no discrimination. They applauded happily to welcome the guests from the East.


    Loren took Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao to the stage. He sat behind the table with the computer. Zheng Yanzi, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao sat on the three sofas next to the table in turn.


    Zheng Yanzi is closer to the host because she is a translator.


    Loren said, "Wow! This is the first time I have interviewed three guests at the same time. I have seen Zheng for a long time. Of course, you haven''t seen me. I went to see Xiaowei''s game to meet you. You were beaten and cried that time."


    Laughter came from the scene.


    Zheng Yanzi shrugged: "in another 20 years, I can beat her all over the ground looking for dentures!"


    Because Xiao Wei will be 57 in 20 years.


    "Hahaha..."


    The audience laughed.


    Lauren also smiled: "I''ll tell her for you. In addition, Qin, I heard that you are a talk show actor? We are peers."


    Qin Tao: "can you also sing Taiping lyrics?"


    Loren: what''s that? It''s said that in China, talk shows are usually two people, and they have to learn from teachers


    Qin Tao: "yes."


    "What kind of person is your master?"


    "He is a man with a great sense of life. Sometimes he puffs, sometimes he drinks, and often takes care of his hairstyle."


    "What skills did he teach you?"


    "Smoking and drinking are hot."


    "Er... Well, Ian Pella Lee, do you know that you are very popular in the United States? I have a data here. Before you hit people, the liking rate of young people in the United States for you was 2.3%, which soared to 4.1% after you hit people."


    Change the subject decisively.


    Li Tiezhu: "you mean... I played less?"


    Loren: "from the data, it can be understood. What I want to ask is, why didn''t you choose to call the police when you were surrounded by four people?"


    Li Tiezhu: "shouldn''t they be the ones who should call the police?"


    That makes sense!


    Loren: but what if they carry weapons


    Li Tiezhu: "grab the weapon and fight again."


    Loren: "


    Li Tiezhu: "keep asking! Didn''t you prepare the questions in advance? Hey! Brother, the program is cold."


    Lauren laughed at himself: "I prepared a lot of questions, but your answer caught me off guard! Then let''s ask some netizens. I hope I won''t offend you."


    Li Tiezhu: "it doesn''t matter. I hope I won''t offend them."


    On offense, I''m serious.


    "Are you still a virgin?"


    "Obviously not."


    "Do you really eat the blood and internal organs of animals? Why do you eat these unclean things?"


    "Because we cook well."


    "Why don''t you have braids? Er, this is a netizen''s question, which has nothing to do with me."


    "As we all know, Chinese men have braids behind their heads, and so do I. However, only smart people can see our braids. Loren, have you seen my braids?"


    "Er... Next question, are there eunuchs in your country?"


    "Yes, there are many. The most is a place called the starting point, where eunuchs can be seen everywhere."


    "Are you kidding? It''s the 21st century."


    "You joked first."


    Zheng Yanzi had to explain what is WangWen and eunuch.


    "Well, you know kung fu. Do you have internal power? A mysterious energy called Qi, which often appears in Oriental and film and television dramas."


    "Yes, I''ve broken through the yuan infant period. I''m just around the corner. Therefore, cherish me in front of you."


    Zheng yanzibai glanced at Li Tiezhu. Are you adding difficulty to me?


    Loren finally understood Zheng Yanzi''s translation and couldn''t help laughing. How did Ian perra say that? It''s not serious at all. Doesn''t it mean that Chinese people are introverted and shy?


    "Can you save people with Qigong?"


    "Yes, there are generally two ways. When saving a man, he is dressed neatly, his head is smoking, when saving a woman, he usually takes off his clothes, and her cheeks turn red when she is cured by luck. That''s what happens on TV!"


    "Do you believe that the earth is flat? This is asked by a netizen who believes in the theory of horizon."


    "Believe it! I believe everything you say."


    "Why are you so ungrateful?"


    "I don''t argue with brain cripples."


    "Why? Arguments help to get to know each other. Don''t they?"


    "You are right."


    "Er..."


    "You''re great."


    "Why don''t you eat with a knife and fork?"


    "Because we like to challenge high difficulty, we used to use knives and forks 2000 years ago. Later, we found that it was more challenging to use two sticks to clip vegetables, such as beans and balls. Isn''t he cool? So after hundreds of years, we taught you knives and forks."


    "Wow! Last question, a netizen asked: do you want to kowtow to see officials in your country?"


    "Of course! You see, the roads in China are clean and flat. All the fart people kowtow and flatten. When we built the roads, the leaders walked in front, followed by hundreds of fart people, and all the cement roads came out. In addition, the man who said the earth is flat just now, it''s very simple for you to realize your ideal. You need a leader and 100 million Chinese people. I''ll give it to you in an instant The earth is flat! Trust me. "


    "Hahaha... Incredible Oriental humor."


    Loren really couldn''t help laughing. Although he heard that Li was a "host killer" in China, he didn''t care because he had rich experience. But now after seeing Li Tiezhu''s answer, he began to rejoice that these questions were asked by netizens rather than him.


    To be reasonable, these problems are no longer the problem of offence, but prejudice and discrimination, but Li Tiezhu fought back beautifully.


    American programs have no limits. They never mind offending other cultures. Li Tiezhu didn''t hide his offense to these stupid grandchildren. Anyway, my grandchildren didn''t understand anything, so I said it blindly.


    Under the stage, Odin and a cockfighting eye were muttering:


    "Hey, Camilla, have you seen Li''s Oriental wisdom? Even Loren is not his opponent. Ha, knock the earth flat. I like the way he talks and does things. It''s cool, isn''t it?"


    "Of course! It''s even more fascinating to hear him chat up close. He''s just a legendary Oriental wise man! I believe his wisdom and technology are very practical for the end of the day."


    "You have a good eye. From today on, we are sleepy dragon and little Phoenix."


    "What?"


    "This is a famous pair of talents in the East. As long as you get one of them, you can defeat any opponent. Now, we are together!"


    "Oh! I see. Thank you for your compliment!"


    "No, I can occasionally see Li''s temperament from your sharp eyes. You must become stronger."


    This program is said to be an interview program, but it has never had any theme. It is not serious at all. It is very suitable for serious brother Li Tiezhu.


    Therefore, the host is very relaxed, the guests are very relaxed, and the audience doesn''t waste their brains.


    Next, Loren talked with three people about their experiences and living habits. Everything was a very friendly atmosphere. No matter how hard Li Tiezhu answered, Loren was not angry. He always had a good temper. As long as the program was funny, he didn''t care.


    Then, Loren asked the three what they liked most about American.


    Zheng Yanzi: "except Xiaowei, I don''t hate many in America."


    Qin Tao: "I like the stewardess of American flights. They always make me lose all my desire and concentrate on making up for sleep on the plane."


    Li Tiezhu: "I like the American people. They are so simple and naive, especially like me. They let me find self-confidence. You know, I am a fool in my country, but I am like a philosopher here. You make me deep!"


    "Shet! Hahaha..." Lauren laughed. "Li, why don''t you attack us all the time? Just because we asked you those strange questions? Do you feel offended?"


    Li Tiezhu was innocent: "I am also so frank in China! Many stars and hosts have been attacked by me! What''s the matter?"


    Has the final say, OK, your program is very popular among young people in the US, especially Li, what do you think is this? Why do you know that the people in the US seldom love a foreign star, especially the Oriental Star?


    "It must be that TV producers, including you, have no ability and creativity! Otherwise, why don''t they watch your program?"


    "Why are you alive now?"


    "Because those who can beat me can''t beat me, and those who can beat me can''t beat me."


    "But don''t you Chinese stress convincing people with virtue?"


    "That''s just because if you can''t fight, who bothers Bala to waste saliva with people?"


    Lauren is a little suspicious of life. He has long been prepared for oriental people to be talkative, introverted and hypocritical, but he doesn''t want the other party to dare to say that he can''t control the scene for a while.


    You''d better find some help. The opponent''s ability to tell lies is stronger than me!

 Chapter 498

    Lauren faced the audience and concluded, "I think I know why we like Li. He is different from all Chinese. He is the special one! He is forthright and sharp, even more western than Westerners. OK, I see that there are live audiences who want to ask questions. You, sir, who do you want to ask?"


    A bald man with one arm stood up, slightly shy and shy: "I..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Odin?"


    Bald: "Aha! It''s me! Do you remember me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course I remember you. You were the first man to show his ass in front of me."


    Odin: "really? That''s a great honor. If you''re interested..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no!"


    Odin regretted, "I just wanted to ask you, what would you do if you met a zombie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "zombies? Of course, first try whether they are delicious, catch them if they are delicious, and throw them away if they are not delicious."


    The audience was stunned.


    Host Loren tried to be embarrassed. He thought Li Tiezhu didn''t know what zombies were: "Hey, Li, zombies are a mutant monster in movies, not small animals..."


    Li Tiezhu said to Loren, "I know zombies."


    Odin sat down excitedly and said to the little man next to him, "I''ll say it! I''ll say... His idea is the same as ours!"


    Loren was speechless and called another audience.


    This person is the exploding head next to Odin, the chick Camilla. He is a little nervous. Holding the thermos cup soaked with medlar, he tries to blink cockfighting eyes:


    "I... my name is Camilla. I want to ask Li, what animals do you think we need to prepare for labor at the end of the world? Cattle, horses or donkeys, we should consider their feed and adaptability..."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you need to ask? Of course it''s catching zombies! Put them in chains and work 24 hours a day, farming, ironing, logging, washing clothes and cooking..."


    Lauren covers his face. Why are you a zombie again?


    "Oh!!!"


    Camilla''s cockfighting eyes suddenly shine, just like opening the door to a new world. Yo, it can be like this! If we domesticate ten thousand obedient zombies at the end of the day, wow


    After sitting down, Camilla and Odin clapped their hands and muttered again.


    "It''s a god like idea! We can''t think of such a creative way anyway. Otherwise, our new organization will be called Ian perapai!"


    "Of course! What else could he be called? He was sent by God to guide us. Go back and get a statue of Li first. Although we don''t have a large number of people, the procedures must be formal and can''t blaspheme Ian Pera..."


    "Oh, shet! What questions did you hear from that sissy over there? The help of Oriental culture to western society? The end is coming, and you ask such shit questions."


    "Don''t worry about them. This kind of goods will usually be destroyed in the first wave."


    "What do you think of the greenhouse effect? What do you ask for such a good opportunity? Let me ask."


    "He''s so sexy. If I didn''t die for the end of the day, I''d even mess with him! Which one am I..."


    "Hey, sleepy dragon, you are blaspheming your faith."


    "Sorry, little Phoenix, I just can''t help..."


    Camilla took a sip of Chinese wolfberry boiled water and stared at Odin, as if she doubted his piety. Ian perra brought us light. You want to sleep with him?


    Li Tiezhu, who answered the sand sculpture questions on the stage, felt a chill for some reason and soon recovered. He didn''t think much and continued to answer the naive and playful questions of these grandchildren.


    He thought Odin and Camilla were invincible in the world. Unexpectedly, there were more naive people. Whose department are these?


    "Does China have a moon?"


    "Coincidentally, we also have one, which is quite round."


    "Do pandas really know kung fu? Can you get me one?"


    "Their Kung Fu is too high for me."


    "Why don''t Chinese men play football? Obviously your women''s team is so strong?"


    "Because women''s players don''t want to change."


    "Why do the north and South sticks fight around? Aren''t they all Chinese? The Chinese authorities can''t control..."


    "They are Japanese."


    "Why are you called yellow people? I don''t think you''re yellow at all."


    "That''s because I''m on the program. When I wait for the program, it''s yellow."


    "Do you know the GC party?"


    "I am. I joined the party three months ago."


    "Oh, my God! You''re a GC party? Isn''t that cool?"


    "Soso."


    "Are your Chinese hair naturally black?"


    "Yes."


    "Ah, I thought it was the party''s rule that your hair can only be black."


    "The Chinese eat everything. Do they eat people?"


    "Cantonese eat Hu Jianren."


    "You Chinese, how many people like you who have practiced to Yuanying period? What about the golden elixir period?"


    "Hum? How do you know?"


    "I saw it on the Internet! Why don''t you send so many immortals to rule the world? By the way, I also want to cultivate immortals!"


    "This is a state secret. It will not be leaked."


    Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao were stunned by the questioner, but Li Tiezhu answered them like a stream. After all, there is no generation gap in our IQ. It''s easy to communicate. That''s a happy one.


    Happy education is good. Look, how happy these grandchildren are!


    Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu with admiration. You are more coquettish!


    And Li Tiezhu''s smile began to be immoral.


    Another American asked, "do you have a plane in China? You can fly that in the sky."


    Li Tiezhu: "is there anything else like this? We came to the United States this time from the Pacific Ocean and brought dry food for two months."


    Another spectator: "but you can fly with your sword."


    Li Tiezhu: "you guessed it. It''s so clever. I can''t fool you."


    The host Loren couldn''t watch it anymore, stopped his interaction with the audience and said, "sorry, I have to interrupt you because of the length of the program. Next, let''s talk about something related to the FAK primitive man..."


    After chatting for a while, the program recording was over.


    Li Tiezhu is still a little reluctant to give up. It''s hard to find such a lovely audience. On the contrary, Zheng Yanzi has had enough. Who knows how hard she translates.


    Two days later, when the program was broadcast, the audience rating was still very high. Many Americans said they had a stomachache. Some of the jokes came from the host and guests, but most of the jokes came from sand sculpture netizens and the mentally disabled audience at the scene.


    Soon, the program was also transmitted back to China. At that time, the debate about whether Li Tiezhu humiliated the Chinese people came to an end.


    After watching the program, everyone said that Li Tiezhu had "won glory for the country"! If a slightly normal star goes to this program, he will be at a loss, right? Just look at the performance of Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, but Li Tiezhu can answer like a stream. It''s not too cute.


    Especially when fooling those sand sculpture Americans, Li Tiezhu is ill intentioned.


    Well, now someone in China jumped out and said that Li Tiezhu went to the United States to humiliate the American people. He was not friendly at all, he had no magnanimity of a big country and no quality at all.


    Of course, more netizens feel it... Isn''t it cool? All this?


    Therefore, there were two extremes. All kinds of big V on the neck were known to besiege Li Tiezhu, and the Navy rushed to the mountain behind him. On the tiktok, it is a positive comment, a tri link, the central idea -- column brother!


    After recording the program, Li Tiezhu flew back to China that night.


    After getting off the plane, he was surrounded by a group of so-called prostitutes and forced to interview Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was so sleepy that he reluctantly accepted the interview, but the questions asked by these species stunned Li Tiezhu. What kind of shit brain came up with the question that NIMA is more sand carving than the people of MI?


    The boss gave out dog food again, didn''t he?


    "I would like to ask you this trip abroad, beating and swearing in front of the world. Such behavior has discredited the people of the whole country. What do you think?"


    "I beat up their people, they gave me money to record programs, and the audience sent me to the airport. Go and ask the American people what they think of those stupid things I played! Xinjing news? Brother Meng, remember, never accept their interviews in the future."


    "Li Tiezhu, when you sell programs to foreign countries, do you want to go to the United States to get a green card to settle down? Do you think the air in the United States is more sweet?"


    "I have a rural registered permanent residence and have a homestead. Do you understand? Southern weekend, remember, brother Meng!"


    "When you were in the United States, you openly claimed in the program that China has eunuchs, China eats people, and you are a GC party. What do you want to explain? Are you maliciously discrediting China? How much money did the Americans give you? Are you so worthy of giving birth to you and raising your motherland?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can you afford to give birth to your motherland? Next."


    Another female reporter asked, "why do you claim that Chinese people eat viscera abroad? Don''t you know that this will make crooked nuts hate us more?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we are 1.4 billion people all over the country. People will say that you affect the circulation of ocean currents. Next!"


    "It is said that you spent a good night with a blonde foreign girl in the United States. Is there such a thing? Does songzhuer know?"


    "She doesn''t know, and neither do I."


    Zhang Xiaomeng dragged Li Tiezhu and told him to leave the airport quickly. There was no need to entangle with these prepared prostitutes. But Li Tiezhu was strong. After breaking away from Zhang Xiaomeng, he stuck a pestle in place and stuck his waist:


    "Next!"


    "Why do you record a variety show specially to please crooked nuts? Isn''t the domestic market profitable enough? Or do you just want to please crooked nuts?"


    "You''d better ask those who were beaten by me to see if they like to please me. Is there anything else to ask? What''s the refund? Jiulang, this reporter, you''re very brave. Tell me what you want to ask."


    "Why do Americans invite you to record the program and give you a high announcement fee? Is there any unknown secret?"


    "Quietly tell you, they didn''t invite me to the program. They invited me to... Salsa dance!"


    "Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu looked around and thought that the United States was full of demons. Unexpectedly, he encountered something more magical when he returned home.


    He sneered and asked Qin Tao, "have you photographed it?"


    Qin Tao Yang mobile phone: "tiktok, now trembling tone?"


    (today is a special day. Let''s say: the mountains and rivers are all right, and the Dragon soars into the sky!)

 Chapter 499

    Li Tiezhu shook his head. People haven''t finished asking.


    Tiktok tiktok: what do you mean by shaking the video we asked? We asked you to answer questions. Why don''t you answer it well and shake it? What is it?


    Li Tiezhu: "you come to the airport to squat and interview me. It''s not how hard you work, but because I''m red! You want my news to ensure sales. I don''t answer questions well because you don''t ask questions well. It''s your job to interview me, and I have no obligation to answer you back."


    Another reporter said, "let me ask a specific question. Yesterday, Huage Wang said in an interview that you didn''t make music well and went to do variety shows, which means you didn''t listen to the guidance he gave you at the beginning. He thought you need to strengthen your musical taste. What do you think of his remarks? What do you think of Hua Tianyu''s musical talent?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "hey... Puff..."


    Reporter: "what are you laughing at?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I think of a happy thing."


    "What''s up?"


    "My stepmother gave birth six months ago."


    "Er..."


    Qin Tao nearby didn''t hold back, but also smiled and sprayed: "poof... Hehe..."


    "What are you laughing at?"


    "I also think of a happy thing."


    "Your stepmother has a baby, too?"


    "No, my sow has given birth. There are 14 pigs in one birth. Now the mother and son are safe."


    "Er..."


    "Poof, geese..."


    This time, Zheng Yanzi couldn''t bear it. She couldn''t bear Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao''s sentence that mother and son were safe.


    "Zheng Yanzi, have you thought of something happy?"


    "Yes! It suddenly occurred to me that I won the French Open this year. Goose..."


    "Didn''t you win the championship two months ago?"


    "Yes, are you very happy?"


    "Er..."


    The interview finally couldn''t go on. These three people obviously didn''t cooperate. In the face of journalists who deliberately pick things and maliciously ask questions, how could these three not fight back? After all, they are not soft persimmons.


    Li Tiezhu and others left, and reporters did not send out the press release, but they saw the video in the tiktok.


    Tiktok, yes, Li Tiezhu''s voice account.


    Caption: "reporter: Tiezhu, we want big news. Li Tiezhu: OK, no problem. I have such a big news, OK? Reporter: Thank you, Tiezhu. Tiezhu is very nice. Li Tiezhu: you are so cute."


    This is a replica of Li Tiezhu''s "Grandpa and grandson" at the beginning. Everyone can see it.


    Moreover, at the end of the video, the text lists the seven media, and Li Tiezhu studio will refuse their interview forever.


    Of course, this video is popular. Since this time, Li Tiezhu has sent some gags of recorded programs, which are not popular at all. Fans have been a little dull.


    Therefore, the praise and comments of this video are particularly high.


    The vast majority of people support Li Tiezhu. Everyone can hear the malice of those prostitutes.


    But there will still be people to show their IQ. This is the Internet:


    "Is Li Tiezhu floating? I don''t know my last name when I go out of the country?"


    "People only care about foreign adults now. Fart people, step back. They don''t want you to powder him at all."


    "It''s against the law to laugh at reporters without answering their questions. Journalists must answer carefully when interviewing, or it will hinder press freedom."


    "What did the three of them laugh at when they mentioned Huage king? It''s disgusting! Huage King''s song is world-class, and he deserves to laugh at it?"


    "Popular singer Li Tiezhu, what does an old star pull?"


    ¡­¡­


    In Donghai apartment, lengba brushes her mobile phone with one hand and selects watermelon seeds for Li Tiezhu with the other hand. After selecting one, she pokes it with a toothpick and feeds it to Li Tiezhu. Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao both changed planes and flew away. Li Tiezhu stayed in the East China Sea for a day. I haven''t seen maozi for a long time. I miss it.


    Li Tiezhu lay on the sofa reading the script.


    "What IQ do these people have? Did nine-year compulsory education slip through the net? Don''t you think of a way?"


    Those brain crippled comments were trembling with anger.


    Li Tiezhu ate a watermelon: "what can I do? Beat them one by one? Besides, there are always a few wonderful flowers. Aren''t many normal netizens scolding them? In addition, I think it''s good. You don''t know what I''ve experienced in my short three days abroad, tut tut..."


    Lengba was nervous: "what''s the matter? Did someone seduce you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t live by yourself."


    "Bah!"


    "Some people asked me if there is a moon in China. When I said yes, they were very surprised. They didn''t expect that we also have a moon. There are many similar problems. NIMA is a fish in the kindergarten. After I went there, I learned that ordinary people in the United States have low intelligence, lack of knowledge and wonderful three views. Even after recording the program, there are two families who like to study zombies Guys buy me coffee. They''re going to catch zombies to make wine. Can you believe it? "


    "You didn''t make it up, did you?"


    "You''ll know when you watch the program in two days. I was stunned. Pooh! Pooh!"


    "Ah, I''m sorry, master. I didn''t pick the watermelon seeds clean."


    "No, just buy seedless watermelon?"


    "That''s not delicious. This is our melon in Xijiang. It''s sweeter than other melons. It''s as delicious as a cat!"


    "Cat, ask you a serious question."


    "Say it."


    "I haven''t figured out why so many people like my ordinary star. Do you know?"


    "Ordinary Li Tiezhu? You don''t know much about yourself."


    "Then why do you like me?"


    "Bah! Hate..."


    Li Tiezhu was pressed and turned over on the sofa. Is it because there are few people like himself in the entertainment industry? Never before? No matter at home or abroad, there has never been such a silly but super songwriting Artist as Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "cat, it''s because rare things are expensive, isn''t it?"


    Lengba leaped to his horse and whipped: "yes..."


    That night, because it was daytime in the United States, there was a lot of black material about Li Tiezhu in the second half of the night. Early the next morning, these "criminal evidence" spread all over the Internet.


    1¡¢ Li Tiezhu bought a huge manor in the United States this time and earned the hard-earned money of his fans to buy luxury houses in the United States. He despised it! The manor in the photo is resplendent like a palace, and the photo of Li Tiezhu playing in the manor is specially taken.


    2¡¢ Li Tiezhu, carrying pine and bamboo on his back, spent the night with a mysterious foreign beauty tryst in an American Hotel.


    3¡¢ Foreign media secretly photographed Li Tiezhu''s secret dealings with unknown organizations on the rice side and plotting with coffee. The "news" also specifically pointed out that the two Americans who met with Li Tiezhu secretly, one is the head of the CIA, and the other is the top level of the CIA.


    As soon as he opened his eyes the next day, Li Tiezhu received the news. After brushing his mobile phone a few times, he lost his mobile phone and went to call lengba''s sister to get up.


    Lengba likes to stay in bed, so Li Tiezhu tortured her to tears, and she didn''t get up.


    After breakfast, Li Tiezhu made a video call to songzhu''er and asked her how to deal with it.


    Songzhuer said, "don''t worry. Don''t hurry to make a statement. When more unscrupulous media come out to spread rumors, let''s tell them all. We should make a lot of money!"


    "Well, you has the final say."


    "Where''s the cat?"


    "I''m still sleeping. What''s the situation this time? I''ve been hacked several times. The end is so terrible. Don''t they learn a lesson?"


    "People don''t care about the end at all, OK? You don''t know that this time is different from the previous times. Although foreign capital also participated in the previous times, it is mainly because some people in China want to fuck you. But this time is different. This time it is a standard routine. You are too popular and influential abroad. You have attracted too many foreign young people, making them feel good about China and even worship. This is shepherd''s experience What people don''t allow. They can''t control you. Of course, they choose to destroy you first. If they can''t destroy you, they will also discredit you a little. Isn''t this a conventional routine? Look how badly Wu Jing was blackened by the so-called Chinese people? "


    Indeed, the topics about Li Tiezhu at home and abroad are very hot, but the direction of black is quite the opposite. Domestic black Li Tiezhu took refuge in the enemy, while foreign countries said Li Tiezhu was a red spy sent to corrupt teenagers.


    "Oh, what do I need to do now?"


    "Keep playing with cats! Don''t worry, you can''t worry. It''s the top level. We can''t worry."


    The snow-white cat came over: "Er ha, it''s summer vacation, come and play!"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... What are you playing with?"


    Maozi: "Hey, hey..."


    Then Li Tiezhu went to record two programs and spare half a month to go to Hengdian to shoot Kung Fu. He was scolded by Zhou Xingxing.


    Hong Dabao, the martial arts instructor, spoke for Li Tiezhu several times and made a little unhappy with Zhou Xingxing.


    "Can you be serious? Change people if you don''t want to play. It''s really mud that can''t help up the wall!"


    Zhou Xingxing is angry again.


    In fact, although his temper is bad, he will not get angry at will. Generally, he will lose his patience and get angry after guiding seven or eight times and ten times. Not only did he lose patience, but other crew members worked hard to remake for so long because of an actor''s problem, which was also the reason why he was angry.


    Of course, Zhou Xingxing doesn''t have such good patience with Li Tiezhu. He usually gets angry if he can''t do it three times.


    "Sorry! Director. I''m distracted!"


    "Apologize to the staff. They work very hard! Shoot a play first."


    "Yes!"


    Li Tiezhu went to apologize to the staff, came to Hong Dabao and patted him on the back. Master uncle almost came out for Li Tiezhu again.


    Hong Dabao stared at the cow like eyes: "you were the star he chose himself. Why should he target you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the director is demanding of me, good thing! In addition, I was distracted just now..."


    Li Tiezhu was distracted, because the news came from the system, and his fans were tiktok.


    At this time mobile phone Li Tiezhu took out a look, tiktok fans total 108 million, domestic fans forty-three million, overseas edition fans six points fifty million.


    Wasn''t it only 88 million before? Why did it suddenly rise by 20 million?


    Moreover, the domestic data did not rise much, but the overseas version rose by 20 million, which is very confusing!

 Chapter 500

    More than that, Li Tiezhu saw in the system that the data of shaking fans were constantly changing, and the number of fans in overseas editions rose tiktok, starting from this morning.


    After carefully stroking his thoughts, Li Tiezhu''s not smart little head remembered that this morning was the time for their episode of "Feilun tonight show" to be broadcast in the United States.


    In other words, this program has brought him so many new fans?


    Why?


    Li Tiezhu still can''t figure it out, so... Don''t figure it out. Let''s first see what rewards will be given after the fans exceed 100 million.


    [Ding! Reward a set of "beautiful black suit". The darker the host, the higher the appearance value and the higher the charm value!]


    [Ding! Special statement: because the starting point of the host''s appearance value is too low, please don''t have any unrealistic illusions about the effect of this set. In a word, the set rewarded by the system is very powerful, but your qualification is too poor. All interpretation rights of this set belong to the system.]


    Uh


    Li Tiezhu looked at the sky. The sun was poisoned. So... I will learn from Gu Dale and often sunbathe in the future?


    [Ding! There is a problem with the understanding ability of the host. "Beautiful tanning suit" means that the worse you are tanned, the better the effect, not tanning.]


    Such a beautiful black?


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. You should have taken this thing out earlier. I''ve been hacked for three years! If I had this thing long ago, I would be Peng Yuyan now!


    Anyway, in short, the system gives rewards. Some are better than none.


    "Hello? What are you doing there? Help me move the props! I''m stupid and look bad..."


    Zhou Xingxing yelled at Li Tiezhu again.


    Li Tiezhu hurried to help move the equipment. He often helped with the work in the crew, because Zhou Xingxing''s crew was... Exquisite in order to save money.


    Watching Li Tiezhu carrying the track passing by, Zhou Xingxing said, "be smart!"


    Li Tiezhu: "too smart, not good."


    Zhou Xingxing most bothered others to talk back to him and wanted to scold back, but when he saw Li Tiezhu''s sincere eyes, he shut up and swallowed the dirty words.


    Must be an illusion?


    By all means!


    Zhou Xingxing shook his head. Just at that moment, he thought Li Tiezhu was simple and lovely, even a little handsome.


    This is unscientific.


    "Ka! Can you act? Let you see his groin! Why don''t you keep up? If I''m ten years younger, I''ll come to you?"


    Zhou Xingxing pushed the fried sauce away and shouted at Li Tiezhu.


    It''s still the scene of Li Tiezhu and fat man blackmailing and exploding sauce. Li Tiezhu has been ng many times.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I always feel impolite."


    Zhou Xingxing rolled his eyes with anger.


    The rest of the crew dare not go out. Everyone knows that the director is going to be angry again. Li Tiezhu is so naive that he won''t talk along with the director?


    Zhou Xingxing said, "well... Give you another chance. He puts on his pants and you can see it? I just need your eyes!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Zhou Xingxing said: "relax, don''t be too deliberate, look with a little emotion... Play well. After the play is finished, you can invite everyone to drink milk tea. Thank you, Li Tiezhu."


    "Thank you, Li Tiezhu!"


    Facing Zhou Xingxing who suddenly became patient, the rest of the crew were a little confused. What happened to the director? Are you feeling sick?


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "OK! The director cushioned it for me first. I didn''t bring my cell phone."


    Zhou Xingxing: "you have to pay it back! Won''t you default?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course!"


    Of course.


    ¡­¡­


    On this day, songzhuer''s new play was promoted in Suzhou and Hangzhou roadshow. The reporters finally threw all kinds of difficult problems at her, because Li Tiezhu did not accept the interview of these media and unilaterally blocked it.


    But songzhuer can''t refuse these media, because it''s not her own business, which is related to the promotion of the whole play.


    "Song zhu''er, do you know Li Tiezhu''s purchase of a manor in the United States?"


    Matsushita: "I don''t know."


    "So, he did it without telling you? Did your relationship break up? Why did you break up?"


    Matsushita: "of course it''s because of deception! He bought the manor of Hollywood superstar Robinson and let them live in it without charging rent. What''s most annoying is that the real estate is still under Robinson''s name! You said the house was bought..."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Please, rumor mongers don''t have brains. Don''t you have brains? Whose manor is that? Can''t you find it once you check it? It''s a network society now! Mentally retarded!"


    "Well... Is it true that Li Tiezhu had a tryst with foreign beauties behind your back when he was in the United States? There are photos to prove it!"


    "I saw the photo, it must be false! I can sue you for slander!"


    "Where is it?"


    "You all said that Li Tiezhu went to the tryst behind my back, but in the photo, Li Tiezhu didn''t have me on his back! He didn''t go to the tryst behind my back, and I didn''t go abroad. Isn''t it false?"


    "Ah? What they said about carrying you behind your back is to hide from you, not the back on your back."


    "What do they mean? How do you know? You''re with them? What if they carry it on their back? How do you know so well if you don''t spread rumors with them?"


    "I..."


    "Oh! I see!"


    "What do you know? Don''t talk nonsense. I don''t know anything."


    "I don''t know anything. What else do you ask? Waste of time, next."


    "What do you think of the secret meeting between Li Tiezhu and Mi Fang, which was photographed by foreign media? This is a video, not p''s?"


    Matsushita: "you think the mansion and tryst in front of you are p''s, right? I just like to chat with smart people like you."


    "No, I..."


    "About why the photo is p, you can come down and ask the reporter. He looks very professional."


    "I asked you about the video..."


    "It''s true! Tiktok told me that it''s a lovely organization. It''s already registered overseas. You can find this organization called AI Pei La Pai."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Don''t you know after you check it? And what CIA? Get rid of it. Do you think it''s reliable for you to get rid of the temperament of the two lying dragon and Phoenix chicks? A bald beard smoking leaf cigarettes? A fried noodles head soaked with Chinese wolfberry in a thermos cup and cockeye fighting?"


    "But..."


    "That''s all I can say about Li Tiezhu. Next, please ask me about the play. Otherwise, I won''t answer at all."


    Pine and bamboo are very happy against people. They haven''t been so happy for a long time. They are happy against people for a while and always. She also wants to continue to educate these brain disabled prostitutes, but the director''s eyes are very delicate. Forget it, give him a face.


    After the interview, songzhuer flew to Hengdian, not filming, but playing. All the scenes she took this year were finished, because it became more difficult after she made a boyfriend.


    She didn''t go directly to Li Tiezhu because Zhou Xingxing was too terrible to see him alone.


    Songzhuer found lengba in an ancient costume crew. Then, the two went to have a delicious meal of instant boiled mutton, then went to drink, and then chatted with each other in the middle of the night without Li Tiezhu.


    Of course, because Li Tiezhu is not here, they have a healthy time. Lengba won''t let songzhuer do anything.


    The next day, songzhuer and lengba organized a group to visit the crew of Kung Fu.


    When he came to the crew, Zhou Xingxing, wearing a sun visor, was dancing with Li Tiezhu, who was sitting in a chair to rest. His expression was slightly ferocious and eager.


    Lengba was carrying a large bag of fruit: "it''s hard to make a movie. The same play and TV play have long passed. You still need to talk about the play so much?"


    Songzhu''er held a large carton of snacks: "it''s still the director. Our iron pillar acting skills are quite excellent. When shooting" heart in full bloom "and" medicine God ", they are basically very fast, and the director and the audience are satisfied. But Zhou Xingxing is different. He has a unique style."


    Lengba: "that''s right! The star master is so serious about telling Li Tiezhu the play. Let''s not disturb them first?"


    Songzhu''er nodded, "well, I see Master Bo. Let''s find him."


    They went to Hong Dabao, who directed several martial arts masters to one side.


    And Zhou Xingxing became more and more excited. He pulled Li Tiezhu''s collar in one hand and loudly "told the play": "loser! Don''t you pay back the money?"


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you buy us milk tea yesterday? Why did you ask me for money?"


    Zhou Xingxing angrily said, "you asked me to pay for you! Don''t try to cheat, boy!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Hey, don''t you misunderstand? I thought it was your treat yesterday. I knew it was mine, so I ordered more. I can''t take more than a dozen cups of milk tea."


    Zhou Xingxing: "well... What do you say?"


    Li Tiezhu: "buy another 70 cups! You should be generous. Zhu Er taught me. You must have one for dinner on the set. Otherwise, you might as well not."


    "Please so much? Is it necessary? Just have a part in the starring role!"


    "No! I Li Tiezhu changed from a migrant worker to a star, but I don''t forget my roots. I always respect those dragon sets, porters and so on. They are the hardest! How can I not treat them?"


    "Although you have a certain truth, but... You don''t have a mobile phone?"


    "You go first. Don''t I have to pay you back yesterday''s money? Let''s go together."


    Zhou Xingxing was a little suspicious, but when he looked at Li Tiezhu, he saw the other party''s sincere eyes and sincere smile, so he believed it. He took out his mobile phone and ordered 70 cups of milk tea.


    "Well... Milk tea is ready! I''ll go back to the dormitory with you in the evening to get the money."


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and looked at it: "excuse me, director, my girlfriend is visiting. The shooting will not start until ten minutes, right?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "


    There seems to be something wrong!


    Li Tiezhu came to Hong Dabao. Hong Dabao greeted everyone. Li Tiezhu distributed snacks and fruits to everyone.


    Songzhu''er is very good at coming. He personally peeled an apple for Hong Dabao and kicked lengba: "what are you doing? Bring a bottle of drink. Don''t you see that master Bo is hot? It''s worthy of being a master Bo at such an old age!"

 Chapter 501

    As the martial arts director of Kung Fu, Hong Dabao''s position on the set is very high. Everyone is obedient and has a temporary rest. Hong Dabao happily took the apple and ate it. At this time, lengba asked him to drink water.


    Hong Dabao: "do I have two mouths?"


    Songzhu''er took the bottle of lengba, turned over Xiaoming''s eyes and pushed her away: "sister, why don''t you bring it to him?"


    Song Zhuer went to change it into mineral water and put it in Hong Dabao''s hand.


    Hong Dabao said, "this apple is quite crisp. Bamboo, can you do Kung Fu?"


    Matsushita: "I know iron head skill, invincible iron head skill!"


    "Hum?"


    "I''m called iron head baby on the Internet! It''s iron head."


    "Hahaha... Just shooting TV dramas has no future. I''ll have resources to introduce them to you in the future. Kung fu films are OK. Don''t work too hard for girls. Moreover, Tiezhu has a good momentum now, and you don''t have to be too tired."


    "Thank you, martial uncle! You are much more reliable than Shifu. Last time, I went to say hello to him, but he ignored me."


    "I''ll clean him up later! Yuan Lou is such a fool..."


    "Don''t mention it. I''ll tell him about it. I won''t be targeted by him in the future?"


    "Don''t worry! I have 10000 excuses to deal with him!"


    "Martial uncle, that''s great! After work, I''ll treat you to eat kebabs and drink Erguotou!"


    "Yes... There are not many children like you who are so clever and sensible."


    "Wherever you go, this is it!"


    Songzhuer''s dog leg gave a thumbs up.


    Hong Dabao snorted coldly, pointed to the side and said, "isn''t there a accuser over there?"


    Just listen, lengba is whispering to Li Tiezhu: "your martial uncle doesn''t seem to like me. I''m kind enough to bring him a drink. He''s cruel to me! His eyes stare like cow''s eyes, frightening who..."


    Because the set is noisy, the whisper is too loud!


    Matsushita: "whisper, keep your voice down."


    When Leng Patton turned his head and saw that songzhu''er and Hong Dabao were staring at her, he immediately blushed and finished the calf! I can''t pick up the image at all. I remember that Hong Dabao "beat" her at the last jackma reception. Now


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly pushed lengba away and asked her to hide from the sun in the shed next to her.


    Songzhu''er said to Hong Dabao, "don''t you think it''s very good? If I change to a pleasant one, I''ll be nervous."


    Hong Dabao: "ha! You can see it. Li Tiezhu, get over here!"


    On the other hand, the milk tea set by Zhou Xingxing also arrived and asked his assistant to distribute the milk tea. He was scratching his ears and thinking about how to make Li Tiezhu pay back the money. Although it can be deducted from his film pay, he has to wait until the film is finished in two months. How can he bear such a long time?


    So he told Liu Xiaohua about it on wechat. Liu Xiaohua said to give her 100 yuan, and she asked Li Tiezhu to pay back the money.


    Zhou Xingxing hesitated for a while and hit the money.


    Then, he received a chat screenshot. Liu Xiaohua sent a wechat to Li Tiezhu: "Xingye asked me to ask you to pay him back."


    Yeah!


    Liu Xiaohua only said to ask Li Tiezhu to pay back the money. She just shouted, but she didn''t promise that he would pay it back.


    Zhou Xingxing didn''t dare to get angry with Liu Xiaohua, and even the 100 yuan didn''t dare to come back. Suddenly, he came to the shed with his mobile phone and said to lengba, "do you have a smart phone?"


    Lengba, who was already frightened, became more nervous. Xingye talked to me! Do you want me to act? I''m going to be a star girl?


    "Yes... Yes."


    "Add a wechat."


    "OK! Thank you, Xingye! Let me sweep you!"


    Lengba''s hands are shaking. God! He really added me! Thank you, Li Tiezhu.


    Zhou Xingxing: "well, have you added it? Transfer 1000 yuan."


    "Ah? OK, OK."


    "Well, I got it. Tiezhu owes me money, but he doesn''t bring his cell phone. He said he asked you to pay for it first."


    "Did he bring his cell phone? I just chatted with him on wechat."


    "Really? Then I don''t know. Drink milk tea!"


    Lengba took the milk tea handed over by Xingye and her heart pounded. Xingye... It''s not as cold as Tiezhu and zhu''er said. It''s very kind! Moreover, it is said that he is stingy, but he lent money to Li Tiezhu. It''s still a small flower to see people.


    In the evening, songzhuer invited guests to dinner in a small barbecue shop not far from the crew.


    In addition to Li Tiezhu, song Zhuer, lengba, Hong Dabao and Zhou Xingxing, Yuanhua and Yuanqiu also came after unloading their makeup.


    Li Tiezhu got up and called, "Hello, martial aunt! Hello, second martial uncle!"


    When everyone arrived, the kebabs were served.


    Li Tiezhu in the "Kung Fu" crew, except Zhou Xingxing, no one raised eyebrows at him. In addition to Hong Dabao''s care, they are Yuanhua and Yuanqiu. They like Li Tiezhu more and more. It may be because of the "beautiful black suit".


    Anyway, what they said most to Li Tiezhu was... "That fool of yuanlou!"


    Especially the master Gu''s Beijing film has a taste of thieves.


    Eating is to drink and drinking is to connect feelings. This is a unique skill of pine and bamboo children who have extremely poor character and popularity. The reason why it is said to be a unique skill is that she can always drink people down.


    Li Tiezhu was a little guilty. At the same time, he took songzhu''er and lengba with him and shamelessly invited people to dinner. Isn''t this a scolding?


    The four guests are all Li Tiezhu''s elders, and they don''t know what songzhuer thinks.


    They are not easy to curse on the set. They don''t worry about it in private, do they?


    But in fact, from beginning to end, the three qixiaofu and Xingye didn''t say a word about Li Tiezhu''s private life, as if they didn''t know, but how could they not know!


    The most guilty person is lengba, especially when she said bad things about Hong Dabao behind her back today.


    So throughout the meal, she kept lowering her head, pretending to eat and dared not speak.


    Songzhu''er is a real iron head. He not only fights with Yuanhua to fill wine, but also lets lengba pour wine. He is cooked without skin and face!


    Halfway through the meal, Zhou Xingxing and Hong Dabao quarreled again because of the design of the film''s martial arts style. Zhou Xingxing wants to be elegant and imaginative, but Hong Dabao insists on being full of strength, cool, handsome and domineering.


    Yuanhua and Yuanqiu will make a round there.


    But those two are real bigwigs with the same bad temper.


    Hong Dabao: "if you want me to come, you have to follow my martial arts design. If you don''t like it, you can ask another expert."


    Zhou Xingxing was so angry that he couldn''t speak. He had to bow his head and eat hard. Anyway, if he didn''t spend money, he didn''t eat for nothing.


    Yuanhua interrupted: "what''s the matter with Tiezhu recently? You''re being hacked at home and abroad."


    Songzhu''er took a bottle of Erguotou with a straw and said, "it''s all right. The foreigners don''t want Li Tiezhu to have too much influence overseas. We don''t have to do this. We have to stare at it."


    Yuanhua: "that''s good."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "it''s best to finish it early so as not to affect the release of the film. Moreover, our film will also be released in beimi. What''s the matter over there?"


    Matsushita: "Li Tiezhu has 80 million overseas fans! It''s more fierce than at home. What are you worried about?"


    Zhou Xingxing was speechless. After humming for a long time, he said, "I don''t have a cell phone tonight."


    Matsushita: "??"


    Li Tiezhu''s mouth is really good enough! More stingy than me!


    Zhou Xingxing didn''t drink. He couldn''t eat any more. So he sat aside and played hand games. It was exciting.


    The others drank a little wine. The director was nearby and didn''t drink much. Then he asked the boss to pay the bill.


    The boss happily ran into the private room and came to Zhou Xingxing with the QR Code: "Xingye, you spend a total of 1230 yuan tonight. Forget the change. Give me twelve!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Xingye doesn''t have a mobile phone. I''ll give it to you!"


    The boss looked at the black-and-white game interface in Zhou Xingxing''s hand and blinked.


    Zhou Xingxing: "well, boss, if you hadn''t bothered me, I could pick five and let them die. I''m so cruel that I''m afraid of myself! Of course, I don''t blame you. Can you give me a discount? I''ll sign a group photo for you!"


    Boss: "ah... Yes."


    Zhou Xingxing resurrected from the spring and continued to run to the middle to fight. He didn''t raise his head: "iron pillar, I saved you another 200 yuan! Don''t thank me. I''ll thank God if I take the film seriously tomorrow! You jump on the street!"


    At this point, Li Tiezhu had to take out his mobile phone to pay.


    Then, everyone took a photo with the boss and dispersed.


    Li Tiezhu was taken to a new secret base by songzhuer and lengba. It was getting late. After washing, the three began to communicate. I haven''t been together for a long time. At first, I couldn''t let go. However, it soon warmed up. Everyone chatted with me and one cried.


    The next day, the domestic wind became more crazy.


    Many artists have written on social media to criticize Li Tiezhu, saying everything, but basically these black materials are made up.


    The most outrageous thing is that sister Shuang said that Li Tiezhu went to America for surrogacy. It is also said that the foreign women photographed are likely to be surrogacy objects, and even the price and process are said to have nose and eyes.


    This is the same root, why is it too urgent?


    The melon eaters are looking forward to Shuangyan Shuangyu vs Tieyan Tieyu, but Li Tiezhu is as silent as ever.


    Then, a singer named Huo Zuen sent a document saying: "a person who forgets his ancestors and betrays his compatriots is called top class. We can''t help asking what''s the matter with this country? Is there any collusion with foreign capital to poison teenagers? We must strictly investigate and find out!"


    I don''t know why he is so angry. His fans have left messages asking him not to speak until he has found out. After all, most of the people who like him are also Li Tiezhu''s fans. They know that Li Tiezhu is best at overturning against the wind.


    The reminders of fans were kind, but they were blocked by blackmail.


    So, that afternoon, the singer''s hard core fan group announced that it would permanently close the fan support website and would not powder him again.


    With the "accusations" of artists in the circle, the media, we media and big V are more confident, and the stigmatization of Li Tiezhu has reached the peak.


    Li Tiezhu is in good condition when filming on the set, because people are in good spirits at happy events!


    Of course acting gets twice the result with half the effort.


    The reason why he was cool was that he saw the black trend on the Internet, and he saw the "black suit" that had been flashing tiktok in the system. The fans were also growing rapidly because of being black, and the harvest was quite good.

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    In the evening, the growth is also very fierce. Li Tiezhu is very happy. Come on, these grandsons! Continue to black me! Grandpa is not afraid! Fans are second. The key is that Li Tiezhu wants to use the "beautiful black suit" to increase his charm and appearance. Well, cross out the last one.


    The charm value of this thing is the popularity of passers-by. When making a film, it points to supporting the box office, which is better than acting.


    Another day, another wave of Groundhog appeared.


    Zhou Xiubo, host of a talk show: "How can a migrant worker be so popular? This is the sorrow of our Chinese people! How shameless is he to shoot so backward Chinese rural areas and put them on the international market? Others said he was very funny. I asked him to participate in my program, but I flatly refused. Humor and funny are two concepts! Humor is elegant, has details, and what''s funny Is it? It''s a clown! I''m on the same stage with him? What are you talking about? I asked him what coffee to drink, and he asked me how many garlic I eat a day? "


    net friend:


    "You are so funny. Li Tiezhu is so humorous."


    "The clown is yourself."


    "A man with an American green card says that the native Chinese are unpatriotic?"


    The Organizing Committee of the Chinese Music Festival issued an announcement: "oppose the three customs and prohibit inferior musicians from participating in the music festival. Warn musicians to improve their self-cultivation and mood and less participate in variety shows that harm people''s children. Variety shows only focus on comedy, do not talk about connotation and do not give spiritual food to young people."


    net friend:


    "Didn''t you block Li Tiezhu last year?"


    "What sense of existence?"


    "Twenty years ago, I called your pop music a decadent music. I forgot what to put here?"


    Mrs. Hua Tai, the wife of a big man in Xiangjiang film vision: "Li Tiezhu is not a professional actor, but he can always get good roles. This is unfair to other professional actors! Moreover, it is said that recently there is an ungrateful director who is making a vulgar film. Li Tiezhu is the number one male. Who sees such a film?"


    net friend:


    "When black, you are professional! The kind that can''t wash white."


    "I owe Xingye a lot of movie tickets! I must go to the cinema to support this time."


    "Too many people scold Xingye. Xingye never says that others are wrong."


    "Too many people scold Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu will kill each other every time. Look forward to it!"


    "Ha ha, expectation + 1"


    Therefore, when he was on the set that day, Li Tiezhu was still very energetic. How could he shoot? Even Zhou Xingxing praised him once.


    Others are very worried about Li Tiezhu''s psychological state and fear that he will have negative emotions because of what he has been scolded on the Internet.


    Zhou Xingxing was also afraid, so he made an exception and praised him once. Because of the same scolding experience, Zhou Xingxing was often depressed, so he worried that Li Tiezhu''s excitement was fake.


    However, in the afternoon, everyone found that Li Tiezhu was really big hearted. He didn''t care about the curse on the Internet. He often took time to watch the news and laughed while watching, just like others gave him money.


    Such people deserve fire!


    When having lunch in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu specially took out the red oil tofu milk sent to him by the old man and gave it to several well mixed Heng Piao. He sat down on the ground with them to eat and talk and laugh.


    A Heng Piao asked, "iron pillar, don''t you worry about being scolded so badly? Now the whole network is your hot search."


    Li Tiezhu: "this proves that I''m red! It''s a good thing for someone to be jealous."


    Another Heng Piao said, "however, it will have a serious impact on your reputation. Don''t you make public relations?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, I also pointed to their black me to increase my charm value, and said: "I''m not afraid of the shadow, and I''m fair and comfortable. Don''t you see many netizens making a voice for me? Foreign countries are also. Those just netizens crashed the CNM website server. I believe in justice!"


    Not far away, Zhou Xingxing called Li Tiezhu and said, "are you really not anxious? Are you not angry?"


    Li Tiezhu picked up the rice: "don''t be angry! Those grandchildren don''t understand anything. Let them say whatever they want."


    Zhou Xingxing: "do you lose sleep when you are scolded? Well... You can''t sleep when you wake up in the middle of the night. Will you suddenly feel that living is meaningless at some time?"


    Li Tiezhu said strangely, "no! Why do you ask?"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled awkwardly: "I have a friend who is often scolded. Although he doesn''t want to scold like a dog, he is still very wronged. He often has insomnia and depression, and doesn''t go out for dozens of days in serious cases."


    Li Tiezhu: "Xingye, your situation is still different from me."


    Zhou Xingxing waved his hand: "it''s not me, it''s not me, it''s a friend of mine."


    At a glance, Li Tiezhu saw through Zhou Xingxing''s "life without friends". It''s not that Li Tiezhu became smarter, but that Xingye was too simple. When he lied, he was as flashy as in a movie. After the performance, he looked at you with an awkward smile to see if you believe it or not. If you don''t believe it, he will appear more flustered.


    Li Tiezhu said, "when they scold almost, I will gather together and take them away in a wave of resentment. I never hold back when I am angry, I never remember when I am angry, and I should take revenge when I have time!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "but I''m not good at swearing. My friend is not good at swearing and doesn''t want to swear. What should I do?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "then find some girlfriends. Nothing can''t be solved in one shot. If so, two shots!"


    Zhou Xingxing is thoughtful. He hasn''t had a pendant like his girlfriend, and he has had a lot, but... Do they still have this effect?


    At this time, Huang Yiyi, female No. 1, walked by wearing a dress, with a graceful figure.


    Zhou Xingxing and Li Tiezhu''s eyes chased the past at the same time, which is instinct.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s just the so-called asking how much worry you can have. It''s like a group of eunuchs going to the brothel. You see, they teach me such a pure person. If I get bad, I won''t be depressed."


    He appreciated the beauty slightly melancholy: "listening to your words, I feel a lot!"


    Do not understand why, Zhou Xingxing vaguely found that Li Tiezhu was not so annoying, and even exuded a faint light of wisdom. Of course, this is definitely an illusion.


    "Just now this paragraph can be added to the film."


    "So casual?"


    "I''ve always been so casual in filming. I''m best at changing the script on the spot. Many plays didn''t have a script before."


    "If only I had you so natural and unrestrained!"


    "Don''t belittle yourself. Few people are as handsome as me. Even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underwear are useful. You should believe in yourself."


    "Director, listening to your words, I feel a lot!"


    So, it''s strange that the relationship between the two suddenly became a lot closer. Zhou Xingxing, who originally hated Li Tiezhu, also became really approachable.


    In the evening, the scene where the pillar and the fat man were caught and hung up by the axe gang was not long, but it was very important.


    Li Tiezhu''s performance is getting better and better, thanks to his solid homework. In order to shoot Kung Fu, he also wrote about 100000 character biographies, including his identity with the hostess, how he knew the fat man, why he was a bad man, and so on.


    At the beginning, he was often scolded by Zhou Xingxing because the content of the biography was different from what Zhou Xingxing thought. After several days of communication and adjustment, the two reached an agreement. In this way, Li Tiezhu''s performance was more smooth.


    At present, there is no part of the play. Huang Yiyi, who feels the atmosphere on the set, can''t help but say to Zhou Xingxing: "director! My younger brother''s acting skills have improved too fast? It''s completely two levels a few days ago."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "he has no acting skills. That''s why I came to him. In order to shape this role for him, I studied soldier assault several times." , he is the kind of person who can use reality to act a group of professional actors in a daze. Others believe in their role in acting, and he is this role on the set. Today, he told me that nothing can be solved in one shot. It''s very frivolous, unlike him. He is acting all the time. "


    Hearing the words of tiger and wolf, Huang Yiyi said with an awkward smile: "he is so powerful?"


    Zhou Xingxing said, "do you also write a biography? Anyway, the play is still early. Study the role more. I''m free to help you improve it. Although you don''t have lines, your role is very, very important."


    Huang Yiyi blushed: "OK... OK! Thank you, Xingye."


    Zhou Xingxing: "you''re welcome! I''ll come back to the hotel room to find you. Well, stop talking. I''m going to direct the play."


    Huang Yiyi nodded, bit her lower lip and walked away, trying to restrain herself from jumping up.


    The play went well. The best proof is that Zhou Xingxing didn''t get angry all the way, and even occasionally smiled.


    Li Tiezhu is a little unhappy. The effect of "beautiful black suit" suddenly drops. I don''t know what happened.


    After work, it was very late. Zhou Xingxing called Li Tiezhu who was ready to leave.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously said, "director, I really don''t have a mobile phone today."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "I''m not asking you to pay back the money. I mean, you did a good job today and pay attention to keep it later. In fact, acting is a kind of temperament. Each role has its own unique temperament. You are bad and fat people are counsellors. It''s easy to remember this. The reason why I let you play this role is because you look bad enough."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "you''re welcome! Decline should also have its own characteristics. You can think about this again. In addition, after your affairs are solved, you can make a good film in the future."


    "My business? What''s the matter?"


    "It''s the media that hacked you."


    "Solved? Did you help me solve it?"


    "I can''t even solve the problem of others hacking me. How can I help you? It''s the top that helps you. I''ll just let you know when I get the news."


    "Well, let me see the news."


    That''s what happened! Black mine disappeared, and the natural effect of "beautiful black suit" fell sharply.


    With that, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and opened Phoenix. Then he saw a title in the most eye-catching top position: "sister Hua: Li Tiezhu is the purest star, and freedom of speech is not libel!"


    Seeing this title, Li Tiezhu was shocked. He thought it was Yang Ma who helped to say a few words at most. Unexpectedly, it was my sister Hua!


    How can you kill a chicken with an ox knife?


    No wonder Zhou Xingxing couldn''t help telling Li Tiezhu about the news, because it was too big.

 Chapter 503

    Zhou Xingxing also came to see.


    Li Tiezhu was very vigilant, turned off his mobile phone and said, "the mobile phone is running out of power. What... Goodbye to the director."


    Zhou Xingxing looked at his mobile phone and had 3% power. He said with a smile, "why don''t I invite you to dinner? By the way, talk about how to change the plot later. I think you''re very clever!"


    "No, no, you must have misunderstood me."


    Li Tiezhu resolutely refused. I still have more than 40% electricity. Why don''t I go to dinner with you? Isn''t that suicide? I saw it. Your cell phone is red!


    Get rid of Zhou Xingxing, Li Tiezhu opens the news.


    The content inside is not so scary, but it just happens that at the press conference, CNM prostitutes in the United States once again asked Li Tiezhu if he was a red spy and whether he was officially supported to corrode the next generation in the West.


    Sister Hua is as sharp as ever:


    "Is this how the culture of MI Fang is exported? We don''t want to learn or can''t learn. Li Tiezhu is just a simple and pure entertainment star. You should ask your young people why they are so fond of Li Tiezhu, why they are so interested in Chinese culture, what are they disappointed with? What are they disgusted with?! in addition, let''s note I noticed that many domestic media are contrary to your argument. These foreign-funded media say that Li Tiezhu betrays the country for prosperity, but you say he is a red spy. Your boss may be the same group. Why is the argument so inconsistent? Who should we trust? Finally, freedom of speech is not freedom of slander. As a media person, he should have basic professional ethics and hearsay And making things up will only make you lose credibility and become the laughing stock of the world. "


    "At the same time, I personally feel very gratified that Li Tiezhu has spread the traditional Chinese skills and philosophy to the west through the program. The new generation of young people are showing their responsibilities and responsibilities! The world needs to understand China, and we are happy to share it!"


    This speech can be called strong, but it is not very useful for foreign media. They can maliciously edit and take it out of context. If they can''t, they can make it up by themselves.


    However, these words are a blow to the domestic public opinion.


    If some people dare to continue to black Li Tiezhu, it can only be said to be ignorant of life and death.


    For a time, those who slander and frame up, rhythm and follow the trend in China shrank one by one and dared not speak again. Even like a singer, he deleted the hot article he just sent.


    Everyone did not expect that this time the official spokesman came out to support Li Tiezhu.


    In fact, this is also an accident. If the American reporter didn''t deliberately mention this kind of news, she wouldn''t bother to say it, but since you asked, I''ll give you a clear answer.


    After Li Tiezhu returned to the hotel, she made a video with songzhu''er. She was still playing with lengba crew. The two crew were a little far apart, so they were not together.


    Songzhu''er and Zhang Xiaomeng had already prepared measures, which had been launched at this time.


    Li Tiezhu''s studio issued an announcement at 9 p.m. that night that it had filed legal proceedings against 11 media such as Jiulang and Nanfang Daily, five people such as a singer, Zhou Xiubo and Huatai, as well as several big V''s, accusing them of defamation and asking for high compensation, which added up to more than ten million. Finally, the studio said that no matter how many successful lawsuits this large-scale lawsuit, all the compensation will be taken to build a primary school in the villages around the shooting site of Oh Huo primitive man, and the money will be directly transferred to gudale Education Fund.


    In fact, Hua Tai is the worst to sue, because she only belittles Zhou Xingxing through Li Tiezhu. Her remarks about Li Tiezhu are not too outrageous. It is difficult to win and easy to offend people.


    To this end, songzhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng''s view is to skip her.


    Li Tiezhu resolutely refused to do it and must sue. The final reason given is: "she disgusts me, and I want to disgust her."


    It''s true. You''ve played a leading role for Zhou Xingxing. Do you still expect to live in peace with that kind of person?


    Unrealistic and unnecessary.


    Subsequently, Li Tiezhu tiktok also issued a notice. In English, the overseas version, the twitter and Facebook, also released at the same time, said that the eight foreign media such as CNM had denounced Li Tiezhu''s actions in a smear and strongly condemned the case. He was forming a lawyer team to defend Li Tiezhu''s legal rights by law, and the estimated amount of compensation was three million yuan. Finally, these funds will be used as martial arts education funds to stay in the local area and set up some martial arts training classes to train some useful skills, such as how to escape after kneeling and pressing your neck.


    Domestic netizens call Li Tiezhu really special. Do you really become Nanshan pizza hut to unify the world? It''s OK at home, but it''s OK overseas!


    Zhang Xiaomeng also told Li Tiezhu that it is difficult to succeed in overseas litigation, and even if successful, there are not many compensation.


    Songzhuer asked Li Tiezhu why he didn''t sponsor the American Boxing Organization. That would be more meaningful.


    Li Tiezhu said: "if you don''t say it first, you disgust them. They want to say I''m a spy even more when they sponsor the Boxing Organization. I''ll give high martial arts training to make the millijian people healthy and enhance their combat effectiveness during demonstrations and conflicts."


    The next day, on the way to the crew, Li Tiezhu was not in a very beautiful mood, because the blackening behavior overseas also stopped. I don''t know what happened.


    They have no reason to be afraid of sister Hua!


    What tiktok didn''t find until he opened the jitter was two things.


    The first thing, Li Tiezhu was published in time magazine. Last night, in the morning of the United States, he was the cover character of the new issue of time magazine.


    what the fuck!


    That''s too much!


    Are they... Crazy?


    Who wants to be in time magazine? I want to be hacked! What do these Americans think? Show some shameless spirit!


    It''s very dark. Why did you suddenly turn around?


    Li Tiezhu, the original magazine, is not natural. But on the jitter, many domestic versions of overseas editions are tiktok, so he sees the general content of this issue through video.


    Title: Oriental civilian superstar aenpera Lee


    Subtitle: why does Li from the bottom deeply love his motherland and compatriots, while our bottom is cursing this country.


    Main contents: 1. Li Tiezhu''s life and road to debut, a standard American dream born in the East. 2¡¢ Li Tiezhu''s hometown has undergone great changes in the past 20 years. 3¡¢ The Chinese of Li Tiezhu''s generation are far more confident than their parents. 4¡¢ Li Tiezhu''s contempt for the West revealed in his words. 5¡¢ Why doesn''t our star have the magical ability of Li? 6¡¢ Why does the more the media belittle Li Tiezhu, the more American young people like him?


    Generally speaking, this is not a positive report, but it is relatively fair. Moreover, it is not a report on Li Tiezhu, the Oriental Star, but a horizontal comparison between the two societies over the past two decades. The most important thing is that it reveals the real situation of this change, and the United States has not made enough reflection and preparation.


    The hidden meaning of "how should we kill the enemy" can still be read between the lines, but it finally brought a side effect - affirming Li Tiezhu''s superstar card in Omei and his strange attraction far superior to that in China.


    Anyway, after this profound report appeared, the superficial smear and slander gradually disappeared. Because if you continue to make up a few nonsense, you will only be ridiculed by young people.


    Anyone who has read this report will be surprised


    It doesn''t work to know that stigmatization, because the more they stigmatize, the more overseas fans Li Tiezhu has, which is very humiliating.


    Second, yesterday afternoon, not long before dawn in China, the pheasant set off a parade to ask for the introduction of Li Tiezhu''s two albums for sale in the United States. Previously, because of copyright problems, these overseas fans could only see some videos in tiktok and oil tanks, and couldn''t download Li Tiezhu''s songs from the regular channels.


    What''s more amazing is that universal record issued a statement almost the first time, saying that it would get the electronic copyright of all Li Tiezhu''s music within a week and sell the record within a month.


    Then the parade turned into a Carnival Party.


    Zhang Xiaomeng told Li Tiezhu that universal records contacted the studio six months ago, and the sale of three albums in beimi was basically finalized last month. Then, Li Tiezhu was hacked in the United States, and universal records was very worried.


    Therefore, this so-called parade is likely to be a big play directed and performed by universal records.


    Why sell three albums? Because a survey shows that Li Tiezhu''s overseas fans'' favorite album is... Royal engine.


    Among them, "tears of the call girl", "you don''t leave" and "old driver gives me a lift" miraculously ranked in the top three, followed by Li Tiezhu''s national style songs.


    Many things Li Tiezhu didn''t understand. Zhang Xiaomeng and song Zhuer would tell him the results. He just had to remember them.


    After these strange things happened, there was another big project that had to be done - the global concert tour.


    Li Tiezhu sighed, the national tour is so tired and boring, but also the global tour?


    Being a singer is a manual job!


    When he came to the set, Li Tiezhu was surrounded by a circle of reporters. This was the result he had thought of for a long time. After all, there were major events about him at home and abroad.


    The media "blocked" and sued by Li Tiezhu did not come. Most of them were neutral or supporting Li Tiezhu, and the scene seemed friendly.


    Li Tiezhu was afraid of delaying filming and didn''t want to be interviewed.


    But Zhou Xingxing said to Li Tiezhu, "you''ve completely figured out your business. Of course, I have to accept the interview. I understand this kind of thing! During the interview, talk more about the name of the film and make a wave of free advertising first. You know how to do it? I''m optimistic about you! Invite you to dinner in the evening."


    Chicken thief!


    Li Tiezhu had to stand up for an interview. In fact, there was nothing to say. The incident had long been brought to light.


    A man from Penguin asked, "Tiezhu, what do you think of the announcement of the Chinese Music Festival? They say you are not a professional musician, and you will only be funny and have no connotation in variety shows."


    Li Tiezhu wiped his nose, but still his own people would pass the words and asked him!


    (there will be another chapter later)

 Chapter 504

    The journalists also had their eyes shining and raised their microphones and cameras.


    Li Tiezhu Road: "They''re right. Of course I''m not a professional musician. I don''t have a systematic music education. I just make money by writing and singing songs. I can eat my fill by music. I think I''m a professional singer. What''s a singer? It''s just a performer. If the audience doesn''t buy it, you''ll be disgraced. As for saying that I''m only funny when I go to variety shows, I don''t have any connotation, let alone education Influence others. Just be funny first! If the variety show is not funny, then... It''s too funny! "


    "Hahaha..."


    The reporters laughed. There''s nothing wrong with it. The variety shows are not funny anymore. That''s really funny. Should we refine the central idea when watching a variety show?


    Another reporter asked, "did you see Zhou Xiubo''s remarks on the program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "there are many fans who are enthusiastic, I have seen this. I have never heard of this person before. I always thought that the quality of the Oriental tiktok was good."


    "What do you want to say about his point of view?"


    "I think he''s right. I''m not like him. He''s elegant. I''m a lowlife. After all, wearing a suit is elegant, wearing a vest is vulgar, combing a big back is elegant, shaving an inch is vulgar, talking about talk shows is elegant, talking about crosstalk is vulgar, drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar. I can''t get along with Oriental Taiwan''s elegance! 70 million overseas fans are vulgar! Little red guy is high Ya, singing national style songs is vulgar! Taking the American green card is elegant, and having a rural Hukou is vulgar! Nothing wrong! "


    Everyone knows that Zhou Xiubo holds an American green card and goes to the United States for a few rounds every year. All kinds of Weibo photos show elegance.


    "Whoa --"


    "Whoa! Whoa! Are you here to interview or listen to crosstalk?"


    "All right. Ha ha..."


    "Yes! Say a paragraph."


    "I''ll cheer you up, serious brother. Ho! Good guy..."


    "Hum?"


    Li Tiezhu is confused. What''s the matter with these reporters? How do they feel that they are more relieved than me?


    There is nothing wrong with this. There are many fans of Li Tiezhu in the media circle. A few days ago, public opinion was unfavorable to Li Tiezhu, and they also held a big breath. Now that Li Tiezhu succeeded in "anti killing", of course, they were elated and could witness Li Tiezhu''s "iron words and words" sniping and killing opponents for the first time, which was naturally cool.


    Li Tiezhu said: "in fact, I think it''s elegant or vulgar. I personally don''t care, because I believe that most people are laymen. Moreover, for the matter of elegance, you can''t say that you are elegant and look more pretended. Being more elegant is not pretended, but grandson."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Whoa!"


    "What about Hua Tai? What do you think of her criticism?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "if she evaluates me from the perspective of an audience, I feel open-minded to accept it. My acting skills are really average. Try to improve myself. But what I can''t understand is why she took Xingye with her when she judged my acting skills, and gave the adjective ''ungrateful''. Everyone knows that I''m making Xingye''s new film Kung Fu." , it''s obvious who she said was the director. I just think if Zhou Xiubo knew about it, she would certainly say that she was vulgar and intolerable, which would be bad. The official of the Chinese Music Festival might ban her because she didn''t give young people correct values. How can she swear? "


    "Ho!"


    This is also unexpected.


    Everyone thought that Hua Tai''s attack on Li Tiezhu was very weak. I''m afraid there was nothing to deal with. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu moved flowers and trees.


    Although we all know that Zhou Xiubo and the Chinese Music Festival dare not offend Huatai, it''s true that Li Tiezhu said so. Why do you two stare at Li Tiezhu and say that you have the ability to spray Huatai?


    People who don''t like Li Tiezhu, do you think Hua is reasonable or Zhou Xiubo is reliable? The answer to this question is either Hua is too vulgar or Zhou Xiubo is a little red guy who bullies soft and fears hard.


    "Last question!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the time and was afraid that Zhou Xingxing would be in a hurry.


    The reporter of Xichuan observation raised his hand and asked, "why can you circle more than 70 million overseas? And why did you appear in time magazine?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "the first problem may be that there are many vulgar people who eat garlic overseas. The second problem may be that I am the worst performing variety Artist among singers. How do I know? They didn''t give me royalties, didn''t give me portrait royalties, so I lost."


    With that, Li Tiezhu waved goodbye to everyone.


    A reporter shouted, "one more question. It''s said on the Internet that you paid more than 100 million for making Kung Fu. Is it true or false?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled bitterly: "do you think stingy Zhou Xingxing will spend so much film pay? Naive! He doesn''t need to launder money. My film pay is hard. Bala talked about 10 million. He still has to guest star in my own film at the end of the year and go back to 9 million. Do you say I lost or earned?"


    "Ho!"


    "Whoa..."


    "Serious brother, how dare you say!"


    "You are so honest that I dare not report."


    "What''s the name of your movie?"


    "People in the embarrassing way, like kung fu, is also a spring festival file."


    With that, Li Tiezhu turned to the set and brought out two boxes of mineral water for the reporters to distribute to everyone. This is songzhuer''s teaching. Li Tiezhu is more and more capable of being a man now.


    After sending the water, Li Tiezhu said, "I won''t invite you to dinner this time. I have to make a film. Zhou Xingxing, as we all know, is a tyrant on the set!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Don''t worry. I wish you a box office explosion."


    "Come on, serious brother!"


    "When will the new album come out?"


    This group of reporters are very talkative, because their position is on Li Tiezhu''s side, so the whole interview is very easy.


    After the video of this interview was sent out, of course, Xichuan observation became popular again.


    Tiktok, the melon crowd applauded.


    "Serious brother is still so excellent! Great!"


    "It''s not as elegant as Dongfang Tai. I almost didn''t laugh at the sun..."


    "Xichuan observation finally observed Xichuan people."


    "Zhou Xiubo took the American green card?"


    "Just know? A banana man is disgusting."


    "That thing is not a good man at first sight!"


    "If the variety show is not funny, it''s too funny..."


    "Iron pillar elated!"


    "I''ve been holding it for several days. I know that serious brother will kill me."


    "Iron pillar Spring Festival two films, Ouye!"


    "Is it reliable for serious brother to play the movie of Xingye? It always feels strange."


    "Don''t worry, serious brother, this is to lower the film quality of Xingye and make your own film with your backhand. Dog head!"


    "So Xingye also wants to guest star in the serious brother''s film?"


    "Come on! Hurt each other..."


    "@ Zhou Xiubo, elegant people come out and take two steps."


    "Grandson is pretending!"


    "No matter how good the underwear is, it can only be forced."


    "Oh, my God! Serious brother has more than 70 million overseas fans?"


    "Almost twice as much as in China."


    As for Li Tiezhu, the feeling of revenge in the face is really cool. Another refreshing day! No one is black. Next time, someone will be jealous.


    This is not the first time, and it will never be the last.


    After Li Tiezhu''s interview, the incident gradually subsided. Only occasionally can I see some progress of Li Tiezhu''s studio suing anyone. I will sue as soon as I say, and I will never loose the tape.


    Huatai asked heavyweights to tell Li Tiezhu not to make things big. Li Tiezhu agreed with a smile, turned around and told the studio to sue her first.


    Most people in Xiangjiang film circle are afraid of her, but the three big men around Li Tiezhu are exceptions. Zhou Xingxing, Cheng Dalong and Hong Dabao have already got rid of the oppression of those people.


    Li Tiezhu is even more true. He is not from Xiangjiang.


    There is a rumor in the circle that Hua Tai is very angry and says she wants to move Li Tiezhu. Then she almost goes to have tea and suspects that she is with the road leading Party.


    Now Li Tiezhu is a fox pretending to be a tiger. He is not him, but a position.


    Before, the media, big V and artists who were crazy about black Li Tiezhu were "taken care of" to varying degrees. They were not deliberately suppressed. They really had a problem.


    Li Tiezhu was very honest. Instead of holding a chicken feather as an arrow, he hid in the crew for half a month and basically finished the literary drama.


    Then, Li Tiezhu took songzhuer back to Xichuan to continue recording the program. Songzhuer didn''t play all the time. During this period, she also participated in a foreign cosmetics publicity activity. She is the spokesman of China.


    This is the recording of the ninth and tenth issues of Oh Huo primitive man.


    At the same time, on this day, Li Tiezhu''s three albums began to be sold in beimi, and there was a long queue outside many record stores.


    Ten days ago, the electronic version of Li Tiezhu''s album was released on the beimi platform.


    So far, the best album has come to the fourth place in the best-selling list, and the other two albums are also in the top ten, shaking the beimi music world.


    Now, many media are paying attention to the physical record sales of aenpera Lee, because everyone vaguely feels that this guy may make a big noise.


    And what is Li Tiezhu doing?


    Eat hot pot.


    Zheng Yanzi, song Zhuer, Qin Tao and Mei Mei were also eating hot pot with him.


    Meimei''s name is Tina sweet. She is a famous American female singer, songwriter, music producer and actor. She is also a Grammy winner and a real world-class singer.


    Mummy originally came to China to attend the event with the cosmetics brand she spoke for. During the event, she got acquainted with songzhuer. When she learned that songzhuer was Ian Peila Li''s girlfriend, mummy told her about Li Tiezhu in the hall. She is also a songwriter. She likes Li Tiezhu''s music very much, but she only appreciates it. Her favorite is Li Tiezhu''s fake primitive man, which can be said to be a loyal fan.


    After learning that mummy likes this program, songzhuer, a pet Fu Da, naturally has a crooked mind.


    Then, when he was on vacation, he was cheated by songzhuer into the program. All the audience didn''t know it, even the program team didn''t know it completely.


    "This is Maodu, yeah! It''s a magical plant leaf. You can eat it in ten seconds. Try it. It''s very crisp!"


    Songzhuer is as insidious as ever, fooling moldy with skilled English.


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao, who couldn''t understand English, demonstrated scalding their belly: "Yeah! Yeah... Kangmu ang North nose!"


    Zheng Yanzi covers her face. Erha is really not a person!

 Chapter 505

    "Oh, my God! Leaves can be so delicious? What kind of tree is this? Isn''t it delicious?"


    When mummy first stuttered his belly, his expression burst and he enjoyed it.


    Of course, what she eats is a sesame oil dish, that is, mashed garlic, coriander and sesame oil. The taste is not heavy, but it will be heavier and heavier, because the red oil in the hot pot will gradually accumulate into the bowl. But at the beginning, it was very pleasant for molds who were used to Mexican spicy food. There was no gap.


    In addition, she doesn''t know that the so-called leaves in her mouth are actually one of the cow''s stomachs. You know, the cow has more than one stomach.


    Zheng Yanzi, the bear, was extremely embarrassed.


    But Er ha''s Pine bamboo son was calm and plain: "this is called ''magical Oriental leaves'', yeah! North nose! How do you feel? Is it crisp and tear resistant?"


    Mildewy clumsily picked up a piece of hairy belly with chopsticks, rinsed it like everyone else, and concentrated on counting the time: "Wang, spit, water, Buddha... Rattan. Oh, K! Tear resistant!"


    Mummy chews the spicy magic leaves and can''t wait to express this extreme happiness to people, but the pine and bamboo on the left is busy with cloth dishes, so she turns her head and says to the little white fat man around her:


    "Oh! North nose, make me hiss with the sun, Dili Xie Er hiss £¤ #@%& *... Duyo, hold me up and hiss eggs?"


    Qin Tao took a disdainful look at the foreign woman. He had never seen the world, but he still took out the usual hospitality of the Chinese people and said, "Hey, I vomit, three grams of oil! Press the oil?"


    No way, how can Tao Zi understand English? He only knows Japanese.


    Over there, Zheng Yanzi twisted Li Tiezhu''s leg under the table. Li Tiezhu trembled with pain and his belly fell into the pot. He quickly picked it up and whispered, "what are you doing? Your hands are itching?"


    Zheng Yanzi said fiercely, "who called you nonsense? Your skull is Fang Mai? Why did you tell Zhu Er that I kissed you in the United States?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m afraid she misunderstood and took the initiative to clarify."


    "If you don''t tell her, she won''t know. What''s the misunderstanding?"


    "Don''t you have a group? If you say something in the group and I don''t confess, it''s a whole?"


    "Bah! Well, those people know and misunderstood..."


    "We are not afraid of the shadow."


    "The key is not right!"


    "Ann?"


    When songzhuer didn''t see it, he poured a bowl of bright red duck blood into the pot. She was secretly proud and subdued another monster! Come on! Where does the black bear escape? Lie down


    Mildewy was startled: "tile words make you hiss?"


    Matsushita: "tofu! Tofu made of red beans, you know, Chinese people like red very much."


    Mildewy suddenly realized: "Oh! Tofu, I know. I also saw Ian perra making tofu in the program. It''s incredible, er, every tolerance! But can''t you cook the tofu so early?"


    Matsushita: "don''t worry, this kind of red tofu won''t age. Have you seen this long mushroom?"


    At this time, songzhuer picked up a duck intestines.


    Musty also provoked one: "it''s crazy! I''ve never seen such a strange mushroom."


    "This is a cross between Flammulina velutipes and Tremella fuciformis. Isn''t it powerful? It''s called Ya Chang."


    "Awesome! Amazing!"


    "It''s also hot for ten seconds. It tastes crisp and tender."


    "I''ll try. It just overturns my impression of hot pot. In foreign countries, they say your hot pot is meat."


    "Prejudice! Red fruit prejudice. We girls are vegetarian hotpot, which helps to keep fit."


    "I''m in favor of it! This hot pot looks healthy."


    After taking the first bite of duck intestines, mummy said to Qin Tao: "£¤ #@%& amp; *..."


    Although he didn''t understand, Qin Tao knew from her movements and expressions that mildewed made him eat duck intestines.


    Qin Tao shook his head: "baa."


    He doesn''t like eating intestines. He doesn''t eat any intestines except sausages. All other internal organs are OK.


    Mildewy was so enthusiastic that he scalded one for Qin Tao himself. He thought the little fat man looked a little pathetic. Others don''t seem to talk to him much. He should be too young and others don''t like playing with him.


    In mildewy''s opinion, the oldest people present should be Li and Zheng. Their skin color is the deepest, followed by song. The youngest should be Qin. He is white and fat. Does he look fifteen or sixteen? Can''t be any older. In the United States, children aged 15 or 16 look more mature than him.


    Qin Tao declined and waved his hand.


    Mildewed warmly recommended.


    For Qin Tao, who does not know English, speaking Japanese is his last stubbornness. As we all know, Japanese is the second official language of Yunde society.


    "Baa!"


    "Komang ~"


    "Baa, baa!"


    "Crooked?"


    "Yahu butterfly!"


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and song Zhuer looked at Qin Tao at the same time, and Meimei was stunned.


    "I always thought your country was very conservative, but I didn''t expect you to understand it. Besides, Qin was not an adult, so he looked at it..."


    Matsushita: "the fat man is nineteen."


    Mildewed was even more surprised and reached out to pinch Qin Tao''s fleshy face: "Wow! I can''t see it at all. He looks like a junior high school student."


    Qin Tao dodged: "baa!"


    Mildewy laughed: "ah ha ha... He looks so cute when he is angry, like an angry bird."


    "Quansu" hotpot continues.


    Pines and bamboos do their best to deceive and have strange brain holes.


    "This is bai-ye, cow shutter. No... shutter is a flower with many petals. It looks like this when cut. Isn''t it beautiful?"


    "Big knife waist piece, a kind of bean product."


    "Brain flower, isn''t it cute? Don''t be afraid. This is real tofu, white tofu. It hasn''t been pressed, so the shape is a little strange."


    "This is yellow throat, food made of konjac."


    "And this thing called Huang Jiaoding, it is... Well, it is a kind of fish! (Chinese) flickering failure!"


    Moldy''s favorite is the leaf called Maodu. It''s delicious. It''s also the dish we ordered most, almost from the beginning to the end. She is proud of her Oriental stomach. It seems that I am not surprised here. They also like to eat this magical leaf.


    The one who likes to eat tripe most is Qin.


    When he ate, he became more lovely. Four or five pieces of belly were scalded together, and then he threw them all into his mouth. One side of his face bulged like a puffer fish.


    Moldy handed Qin Tao a stack of paper towels: "no baa."


    Qin Tao was sweating and took the paper towel: "Ali gado."


    There are five people on the whole table, except song Zhuer. Except for the cloth dishes, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi mutter and twist and fight. They are not pure at first sight. Here, moldy and Qin Tao''s donkey lips are wrong, but their horse mouths are strangely harmonious.


    well! I little interesting.


    Songzhuer wipes his mouth, takes out his mobile phone, and pushes his backhand to a translation software.


    Mummy showed a surprised expression, scalded Qin Tao''s belly, pressed the translation software and said, "Qin, I heard that you are an excellent talk show actor and have many fans in China, but why are you so shy? Don''t like talking?"


    The voice of the translation software is very stiff, but at least it can be understood.


    Qin Tao: "I''m not full yet! Scratch my intestines and say a hammer."


    When the translation software went down, mildewed only heard that he was not full, so he went to scald his belly again. The more he ate, the more spicy it became, so he only ate a lump of naohua tofu and didn''t eat it.


    Mildewed asked, "don''t you have a good relationship with them? Why don''t they talk to you?"


    Everyone looked at moldy. How could you have such an illusion?


    Qin Tao said angrily, "are you a melon? Can''t you see Mai? They''re three together. When they were in the United States, they might sleep together. I''m a light bulb, and you''re also a light bulb."


    Mildewed was puzzled again. Her translation software could only translate some words. After all, she didn''t support Xichuan dialect.


    I''m a light? what do you mean?


    Praise me for my charm?


    Over there, Zheng Yanzi glared: "dead pig, shit can be eaten indiscriminately. Don''t talk nonsense!"


    Qin Tao: "you kissed all of them. Do you need to say anything else?"


    "Do you know?"


    "The rest of the team knew that he fought with us in the hotel for two hours with lipstick on his face!"


    Zheng Yanzi frowned, careless!


    So she stood up and went to Qin Tao. Qin Tao quickly swallowed the food in his mouth. He had developed a good habit over the years, otherwise he would choke when he was beaten.


    Pop!


    The head is a slap.


    Then Zheng Yanzi kicked Qin Tao on the waist. Qin Tao tilted and stabilized his body with his huge weight. He looked down and dared not look at Zheng Yanzi.


    Mummy stood up and pushed Zheng Yanzi away: "Hey! Watt, yo, Duyin... How can you beat people? Why bully Qin?"


    "I''m kidding him!"


    "No, no, no, this is not a joke, this is bullying! You don''t like him, I can see."


    "No, we are good friends."


    "No! He doesn''t want to be friends with you, Zheng!"


    Zheng Yanzi shrugged. Foreigners don''t understand the friendship of Xichuan people.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Yanzi, why are you playing Taozi when you come back? There are outsiders. Taozi is also a star now. Save him some face."


    Zheng Yanzi sat back and curled her mouth.


    Mildewy said to Li Tiezhu with translation software: "thank you, Li! You are a good man. I suggest you take care of Qin more. He is too kind and introverted and is easy to be bullied."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, he and I are iron brothers."


    In Li Tiezhu''s opinion, Zheng Yanzi is bullying Qin Tao, and has been so for several years. Every time he pulls Zheng Yanzi, otherwise he would have been killed several times with Qin Tao''s cheap mouth.


    After seeing Qin Tao being bullied by well-known female athletes, Meimei felt more sympathy for Qin Tao. At the same time, her perception of Zheng Yanzi was also much worse.


    After eating hot pot and drinking drinks, songzhuer took out his mobile phone and gave it to Meiding hotel.


    "No, Qin invited me to his house. He said there were many rooms in his house. To be honest, he was so shy that I should go. I hope to make him confident! Moreover, it was also a wonderful trip for me, wasn''t it?"


    Songzhu''er was speechless. Isn''t Qin Tao a coquettish goods? Why are you shy?


    Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu with an innocent face: "what I said is that there are many pigsty in my family... I took her to see the sow litter when I was free, but I didn''t invite her..."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to call me?"


    Qin Tao: "will that offend foreign friends? Will it affect the effect of the program?"

 Chapter 506

    Finally, Qin Tao swept a shared motorcycle and left with mildews.


    Considering Qin Tao''s return home, everyone ate hot pot outside the third ring road. Moreover, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi''s home is also in the South Third Ring Road, which is convenient.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly asked, "can she do without a bodyguard?"


    Mummy''s bodyguard and assistant are still in Kyoto. The assistant is talking with Zhang Xiaomeng about cooperation such as mutual guest appearances in concerts. Knowing that China is safe, Li Tiezhu and they didn''t bring their assistant and bodyguard, so mummy is embarrassed to bring them.


    However, he was suddenly taken away by Qin Tao, which still made Li Tiezhu a little worried.


    Matsushita said, "what are you afraid of? Are you afraid of mold in the pig arch?"


    "I''m mainly worried about Qin Tao''s driving skills."


    "Don''t worry, the battery car won''t die. Who, let''s find a hotel to play a friendly game? I''ll be the referee."


    Zheng Yanzi: "what kind of tennis do you play in the evening? Which hotel has a court in the evening?"


    Songzhuer said, "who said to play tennis? I said to open a house."


    Zheng Yanzi: "bah! Get out!"


    Songzhuer hooked her shoulder and back: "we are all friends. Let''s communicate together!"


    Zheng Yanzi kicked away the pine and bamboo and said to Li Tiezhu, "you''re so lucky! I''ve convinced you. Bye."


    Then she took a taxi and left.


    Songzhuer was very sorry, so he had to follow Li Tiezhu back to his old man''s house, where there was a room of Li Tiezhu. After returning to Shudu, of course, I still have to go home. Songzhuer is also an old acquaintance. Her family likes her.


    Iron egg was miserable and was played by Li Tiezhu and Songzhu.


    Songzhuer was not formal at all. He rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, found two bottles of Wuliangye, took Li Fugui and squatted on the tea table to drink.


    "Uncle, when you''re free, let''s go to Jinmen. The parents of both sides meet and get an engagement ceremony. How about going through the procedure? My mother wants to come to Shudu, but my father says we are women and should be reserved!"


    Li Fugui drank up the wine poured by his fairy like future daughter-in-law and said, "Kuo Yi, Kuo Yi! The three pole of the dog can''t fart. Fortunately, I met a nice girl like you, who is generous and beautiful, and doesn''t dislike our rural hukou. Are you going to get it in the second half of the year? Before the new year, I''ll prepare more gifts to see my in laws..."


    Songzhu''er sat on the dismounted horse and said, "Maud''s problem! Time is not urgent. I''ll just talk to you first. What''s this called? It''s called the friendly communication between the new and old generations of house owners."


    Li Fugui''s face was red, but he took a look at Aunt Liu with a little guilty heart. He thought that the owner was in the past. Now he is the object of management, but he still has to endure the old qualification.


    Liu Xiaohua got a bag of peanuts and offered it, and then entangled Matsushita: "sister-in-law! Summer vacation is so boring. Do you have a play for me? Make some pocket money."


    Matsushita: "I can''t shoot! You look for Zhou Xingxing."


    Liu Xiaohua said, "he asked me to play a guest role in Kung Fu, but I didn''t. He was too stingy. Give me five thousand yuan! Bah! Can you take it?"


    Songzhuer said, "I still want to play the hostess. He ignored me. Am I uglier than Huang Yiyi?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "your temperament is wrong. You are too domineering."


    "Hmm! That''s reasonable. I can''t help being domineering and leaking. Ha ha... But you''d better play a guest role. You see, no one has looked for the goods in the past year? No advertising? Once the Internet popularity is gone, it won''t work. You have to rub some heat."


    "Well..."


    Li Tiezhu held the iron egg and sat on the sofa with Aunt Liu talking about family affairs. Most of them were blood and tears complaints against Li Fugui and Liu Xiaohua. It is said that Li Fugui followed Uncle Huang to Wan alley and was caught twice by her. Liu Xiaohua illegally sold the signed photos of Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer in the school, which deceived many students, because those signatures were signed by herself.


    "If you don''t have one to worry about, iron eggs are the best."


    Aunt Liu concluded.


    Li Tiezhu scratched the iron eggs, smiled and said, "Mom, you should take care of them. Don''t give them too much pocket money. Something will happen with money."


    Aunt Liu was a little stunned and embarrassed. This was the first time Li Tiezhu called her mother.


    Because Li Tiezhu''s mother died of illness, she and Li Fugui didn''t want to change Li Tiezhu''s mouth after they got married. She was afraid that the children couldn''t accept it. Moreover, Li Tiezhu had been calling Aunt Liu.


    Li Fugui was drunk and fed the iron eggs with the chopsticks head in the baijiu. He was blocked by Li Tiezhu: "drink less! You have drunk the spicy claw?"


    Then, Li Tiezhu said to Aunt Liu, "Mom, Xiaohua is a sophomore in senior high school. Zhuer and I found him an art test training teacher and asked her to take time to study in Kyoto for two days every month and concentrate on her study in winter and summer vacation, which will help her take the art test in the future. She is not popular, but she is also a little famous. It should be no problem."


    Aunt Liu was more moved when she saw that Li Tiezhu had arranged the future for her daughter. She smiled, took off her slippers and severely smoked Liu Xiaohua.


    Bang Bang


    Liu Xiaohua: "claws again? Ann?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, mom is happy, you talk about you."


    Li Fugui glanced at the iron pole holding the iron egg. He was relieved that his son was the product of the smoke from his ancestral grave! Not only can I make money, but also be so good to my stepmother. It''s worth it in my life.


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    On the other hand, Qin''s pig farm was an embarrassing scene.


    As soon as Qin Tao introduced each other''s identity to both sides after returning home, he was severely beaten, and then the scene was even more embarrassing.


    Mildewed stood in front of Qin Tao and angrily scolded him with translation software: "this is domestic violence. In the United States, a father like you will go to jail! My mother did not stop the violence, but also bears joint and several responsibility. This is child abuse, um... Abuse of teenagers. Qin is so cute. Others bully him. Why do you parents bully him? I want to call the police!"


    Qin Dabiao was furious: "call your X police! It''s none of your business! It''s only natural for me to beat my baby! My eyes are green like ghosts!"


    Qin''s mother said, "Lao Qin, what do you look at? How good the girl looks, mainly because her ass is big..."


    Qin Dabiao said, "you know a shovel, turtle son, get over here and take off your pants."


    Qin Tao: "old man, give me some face. At least I''m a star now, and there are outsiders."


    "Hammer, an outsider, she looks like an insider. She kisses and hugs you. She''s like I''m talking nonsense? Kiss your mother and kiss me. Ghost Jill is angry! What are you doing? You still bring such a person to the house? I''ll kill you."


    "People call it western etiquette. Do you know the face-to-face etiquette?"


    "Hammer gift! Can''t you pass?"


    "Baa."


    "Ann? Hey... You''re still wordy? It''s too high? I''ll kill you..."


    "Don''t you see? Don''t you see? Do you know how to fight?"


    "Er... Kill you!"


    Qin Dabiao became angry and rushed up with a shoulder pole. Qin Tao was afraid of hurting the international superstar and affecting the image of China. He went out, grabbed the shoulder pole with one hand and pushed it with the other.


    Qin Dabiao staggered to the ground with a blank face.


    Qin Tao was even more at a loss. How could brother Biao, who beat him to pieces, now fall down with a push? My hair is much whiter, too.


    Suddenly, Qin Tao''s nose was a little sour.


    Qin Dabiao jumped up: "dare to fight back? I''m going to clean up the door today..."


    Pop!


    Qin''s mother slapped her back. Qin Dabiao was completely confused now!


    Why can''t this translation software translate what they say? Is it the problem with this software?


    Qin''s mother twisted Qin Dabiao''s ear and walked into the house. Qin Dabiao, who had just become powerful, trotted with his legs like a quail: "be gentle, be gentle, pain... Don''t let foreign devils see jokes..."


    "You''re a joke! It''s not easy to find a girlfriend back, and you''re surprised to catch it, making chickens fly and dogs jump?"


    "It''s a foreign woman..."


    "This is called winning glory for the country! Do you know? Sichuan people never lose their country!"


    "Ann?"


    "Qin! What''s the matter? Don''t your parents welcome me? But why was your father easily subdued by your mother? Does your mother know kung fu?"


    Qin Tao: "this is called rake ear, a specialty of Xichuan."


    "Soft ears? What do you mean?"


    "You don''t need to know. Let''s go and enter the house. My mother has shot, and it''s basically safe. My old man is the king of pigs within a radius of dozens of miles, and my mother is the king of the king of pigs!"


    "King of kings? Is your mother the queen?"


    "Every woman in Xichuan is a queen."


    "Really? That''s cool! Does she have knights? Does your party care about so many queens?"


    "Ann? I''ll pee. You go in with my mother first."


    When Qin Tao finished hissing in the pigsty and was afraid of the dark, he trembled and ran into his small building. He was surprised to find that the house was very strange, showing a warm and peaceful atmosphere.


    This contrast is a little big!


    "Eat fruit. Le is the freshest peach. It was planted by Liu Mazi''s family next door. It tastes sweet!"


    "Thank you, your Excellency the queen."


    "Ah ha ha... This girl can talk a lot. What are you doing, disaster thief? Pour tea!"


    "Oh, oh..."


    Qin Dabiao quickly took out the precious bamboo leaf green and made tea with a thermos.


    Mummy looked at Qin''s mother with admiration. Indeed, she was worthy of being the queen. Even her husband was so obedient. This trip to China is an eye opener! China is indeed a magical country!


    Qin Tao wiped his hands on his pants and said, "Mom, old man, what are you doing? Her name is Tina sweet, the youngest Grammy winner in the United States and a world-famous female singer. I introduced her to you. Arrange a room for her! Americans, I don''t know if they can get used to our straw bed."


    Qin Dabiao: "don''t rush the shell (boasting) and be a singer. I haven''t heard of it?"


    Qin''s mother: "OK, OK! Mom likes this doll. Don''t quibble. OK, you''re just ordinary friends. Mom knows. Really, when she''s old, she knows she''s shy."


    Qin Tao: "er..."


    "Qin is always shy and introverted, but he is a good man and should be taken good care of."


    Qin''s mother laughed heartily: "Wow, hahaha... This doll has eyes!"

 Chapter 507

    It''s getting late. It''s too late for Qin Tao to explain anything. Moreover, the queen doesn''t seem to want to listen. She only believes in her wise judgment. Therefore, after arranging a room with excellent conditions for mildewed, the family will rest.


    Of course, the old couple naturally couldn''t sleep. They tossed about Qin Tao in bed. The final conclusion was.


    Qin Dabiao: "how can he marry a foreign girl? The seed has changed!"


    Qin''s mother: "Tao Zi is still young. Learn skills first? Who says you''re going to get married? Besides, as long as you don''t have a black man, don''t turn!"


    The next day, the sun was particularly red and hot.


    Zheng Yanzi came to the gym where she had trained earlier. After practicing a set of serve, she sat down to drink water and rest. She ate hot pot yesterday. She has to exercise more today.


    The program is recorded tomorrow, but I have to take a bus to the mountains this afternoon, so time is a little tight.


    During the break, Zheng Yanzi habitually picked up her mobile phone and brushed it. She saw a pop-up push message. It''s really interesting:


    "Wang Feng announced that a national concert tour will be held in October, with a total of 20 concerts."


    Zheng Yanzi''s subconscious is to puff and laugh. It''s obscene enough to think of it.


    At first glance, I have been gouging for half a month. I didn''t release the information until the end of Li Tiezhu''s black affair. I was afraid that Li Tiezhu would rob the headlines again.


    Hey! It''s hard for Wang leather pants.


    Zheng Yanzi is interested and wants to know if his king leather pants can get the headlines today without Li Tiezhu''s sanctions!


    Is fate better than wisdom, or is man better than heaven!


    Zheng Yanzi, who has never had any friends, usually looks cold and strong. In fact, she is a woman with extreme gossip. Otherwise, she won''t join the wechat group of the zoo for no reason.


    Ding Dong!


    "Oh, Ho, hey (SCARED) I''m surprised. It''s Li Tiezhu and husky!"


    In the following news, passers-by photographed Li Tiezhu taking songzhuer to a roadside stall early in the morning to eat bean curd and go on a hot search. Obviously, from the perspective of information disclosure, Li Tiezhu''s father''s house was bought in a nearby community, and songzhuer and Li Tiezhu appeared here for breakfast at the same time. Of course, there is no doubt that they live together.


    Under the news, a group of male and female fans wailed at the same time - was he / she really asleep?!


    However, songzhuer has long claimed that he has lived with Li Tiezhu for more than a year, which is not "news", but at most a new message.


    Therefore, this news did not overshadow the limelight of Wang Feng''s concert.


    Zheng Yanzi smiled, put down her cell phone and went to practice strength again.


    Wang''s leather pants in his studio in Kyoto are chrysanthemums. He stares at Li Tiezhu''s news for fear that Li Tiezhu will come up with some moths to rob him of his hot search.


    Ten years, ten whole years, is it so difficult for me to have a hot search for Wang leather pants?


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was too hot some time ago, and everyone was tired of aesthetics. In addition, he and songzhuer had slept together for a long time, and everyone was not interested. Soon, the news fell silent.


    Wang Feng breathed a sigh of relief, drank the authentic Kyoto bean juice bought by his assistant, smashed it, and said, "this is a hot search. He has to pay attention to strategy, avoid reality and defeat weakness, and concentrate superior forces to attack the weak links of the enemy..."


    The staff at hand nodded: "yes..."


    Assistant: "boss! No! Li Tiezhu is making trouble again. Look!"


    Wang Feng threw away the bean juice, took a look at his mobile phone and took a breath of cool air. He was responsible for global warming, and the cool air was absorbed by people like him.


    I saw that in a video of sudden fire, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer kissed in the street???


    Stick out your tongue!!!


    Songzhuer''s tongue is too flexible


    Wang Feng scolded angrily, "bah! Shameless! Such people... Are crazy!"


    It''s over!


    The headlines won''t go away, will they? It can''t be true?


    The hot search of "Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er kiss in the street" swished upward, like taking a rocket.


    Assistant: "boss, what should I do?"


    Wang Feng helped his glasses: "spend money! What else to do? Spend money to push us up!"


    Assistant: "I understand. I''ll find someone to blackmail them and lead the young people astray."


    Wang Feng quickly stopped: "no, no, no, no! I just want to search, don''t do anything! If anyone engages in Li Tiezhu these days, it''s death. Don''t I know? Don''t provoke him!"


    On the other hand, after ten groups of strength training, Zheng Yanzi turned on her mobile phone again. Songzhuer @ everyone in the zoo''s wechat group sent a video of kissing on the street and asked the other three:


    "Envy?"


    Captive cat: "real name envy!"


    Rabbit smash: "bah! Disgusting."


    Zheng Yanzi didn''t reply. She opened the hot search list and looked at it. Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer ranked second. Wang Feng was still the first, but the index was very close.


    "Hey! I''m really not human! I love Wang leather pants online."


    That''s what I said, but Zheng Yanzi smiled happily.


    At this time, the students from the sparring sports school came. Zheng Yanzi said hello and was about to put down her mobile phone to practice. Then suddenly, she saw a fierce change in the hot search list, gorgeous and as magical as TEMBA Lala little magic fairy


    The king leather pants were squeezed to the second in an instant, and Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer fell to the third. Is this man kidding?


    "Postpartum brother and beimige stroll through wide and narrow alleys hand in hand!"


    "Hum???"


    Zheng Yanzi was so surprised that her chin almost fell to the ground. She was stunned for five seconds before she reacted and clicked into the video.


    I saw Qin Tao walking in the wide and narrow alleys in his vest, shorts, flip flops and a poker face. Mummy took his hand and jumped around, whispering something to Qin Tao.


    "Do these two people speak well? What''s the situation? Look at Sao pig''s expression, it''s like being strong X."


    Zheng Yanzi read a few more messages, and there was no evidence that the relationship between the two was abnormal. Everyone was just curious about how beimi song''s empress had a relationship with Qin Tao, and seemed so close.


    In fact, if this happens to others, the gossip media will definitely concoct gimmicks such as private meeting, cohabitation and super friendship.


    But when it happened to Qin Tao, Rao was never chaste. The gossip media also chose "cautious reporting" because no one believed your exaggerated words.


    Zheng Yanzi didn''t believe Qin Tao could have anything to do with moldy, so she soon put down her mobile phone and went to play.


    In Kyoto, Wang Feng had knelt on the ground and pulled his hair: "I @#& *% £¤ #..."


    Assistant: "there''s no way. Do you want to add money?"


    "Add your sister!"


    Wang Feng still doesn''t believe in evil and is ready to fight to death. He immediately posted a document on the Internet and said:


    "I''ve been a king for ten years. I can''t grab the headlines. I can''t grab one who says crosstalk?"


    Of course, this belongs to angry words. Of course, it is not Qin Tao but mildew that really makes this news popular.


    Originally, Meimei had a high popularity in China. In addition, she rarely came to China, so she strangely went shopping with the hand of a crosstalk actor. This is explosive news!


    However, Wang Feng was robbed of the headlines for dozens of times, which also attracted netizens to comment and encourage him sympathetically:


    "I''ve been selling gold medals for ten years. I haven''t talked about an old lady without front teeth."


    "I''ve had epilepsy for ten years, but my hands can''t shake, aunt canteen."


    "I''ve been a scout for ten years. My mobile phone was stolen by bus."


    "I''ve been a lawyer for ten years. I''ve reasoned with my mother."


    "I''ve had cerebral thrombosis for ten years, but I can''t tie her heart."


    "I''ve been a single dog for ten years. I can''t beat you!"


    "I''m dignified. I don''t have so many broken things."


    So... Wang Feng contributed another hot search "I''m great", but... It''s not the headline, but the headline is "moldy & Qin Tao".


    Online news about Qin Tao and moldy shopping is overwhelming. They eat sad jelly in Kuanzhai alley, eat Kanto cooking on Chunxi Road, take photos in Chinese clothes in Taikoo Li, and buy little turtles in Qingshiqiao


    It can be said that where these two go today is a sea of people, especially in taikooli, it is difficult to move.


    The comments of netizens are very tricky:


    "How do you know my postpartum brother? This is... Too cross-border?"


    "Did Guo gangde accept mold as an apprentice?"


    "It may also be the donkey teacher."


    "Are you here to travel? Maybe my postpartum brother is just a tour guide!"


    "The behavior is so intimate, you say it''s a tour guide?"


    "Do you believe they have an affair?"


    "Cut!"


    "I don''t believe it."


    "I don''t believe it."


    "That''s it. It must be for other reasons..."


    "In short, they must be just friends."


    At noon, Qin Tao went to a remote restaurant with big bags and small bags and asked for a private room. He had a good rest while eating. He was tired in class this morning, his body was tired and his heart was more tired.


    Qin Tao woke up early in the morning. This time it was not his father, but her mother. The reason is - how did you sleep in your own room?


    Qin Tao is crazy. I don''t sleep in my own room. Do I sleep in a pigsty?


    Then he and mummy were driven out. My mother also stuffed Qin Tao with a lump of money. Yes, it was a big lump, which was estimated to weigh two kilograms. Let Qin Tao buy something to wear for the doll. Her jeans are broken. She is also a poor person. By the way, go to a hotel. What she is embarrassed to do at home will be done outside.


    Qin Tao''s eyes were still stuck with eye excrement, so he was sent to the bus to the city. For a moment, he was a little melancholy.


    But mildewed had already made up her delicate makeup. She heard Qin''s mother say through the translation software that he would take her to appreciate the customs of Shudu and let her see heaven on earth.


    So, there is a hot search in the back.


    In the private room, after a fairly rich lunch, Qin Tao rubbed his temples and had a headache. Women will only affect my speed of speaking crosstalk! This old woman who is pickled by cosmetics is really annoying. Her strength is good. My legs are weak


    "Qin! You are really a considerate gentleman."


    Mildewed his mouth with tea and said.


    Qin Tao immediately said, "you are a gentleman. Your whole family is a gentleman, huh... Huh..."


    For a time, Qin Tao''s stupid little head was blank, as if he saw the light of God, and he didn''t know whether it was the curly Buddha or the naked holy baby


    The lips were divided. Mildewed looked curiously at Qin Tao''s silly appearance and licked his mouth: "Hey, little guy, you shouldn''t still be a virgin?"


    This sentence is English. Qin Tao is at a loss. He sighs in his heart. I''m... Not clean


    Suddenly, Qin Tao felt a chill in his crotch and someone pinched his handle.

 Chapter 508

    "I''ll write you in the song."


    "If you dare to write Lao Tzu into the song, I''ll make you into crosstalk."


    In the small private room, Qin Tao had a frank and in-depth communication with mildews. The talks were beneficial. Both sides expressed their urgent demands and reached an unfair entity transaction of mutual benefit.


    After Zhang Xiaomeng of Kyoto found that Qin Tao and moldy had made headlines, he backhanded issued an announcement in the name of Li Tiezhu''s studio.


    The announcement said that Meimei came to participate in Oh Huo primitive people this time. She herself is a loyal fan of the program. Qin Tao is really working as a guide for her.


    Therefore, a group of Qin Tao''s fans praised one after another: "I didn''t expect my postpartum brother''s English level to be so high."


    In fact, their communication does not depend on language.


    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu and others entered the mountain again in the car of the program group. Qin Tao and Li Tiezhu sat together and talked happily.


    Looking at the mountains flying by outside the window, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help saying, "Why are you so excited today?"


    Qin Tao wiped his hair: "this is self-confidence. I don''t have to feel inferior in front of you."


    "Why?"


    "Were you also killed by Leng baqiang for the first time?"


    "Of course not."


    "Hey! I am. That''s charm."


    "Did you resist?"


    "No."


    "Why not resist?"


    "Because it''s cool."


    "Is it because they look good? Who? When did it happen?"


    "I am worthy of the party and the people!"


    "What a mess?"


    "You don''t understand the happiness of being a father."


    "I understand."


    "Hmm? Well, at this point, let''s say you and I are equally divided."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to talk to him anymore, Sao bang!


    On the other hand, songzhu''er accompanied Meimei and introduced her to the local customs, history and culture here. Of course, most of them were her nonsense. The key is that Meimei still believed and heard constant exclamations.


    Zheng Yanzi sat listening to music alone, because mummy showed greater hostility to her today and didn''t talk to her at all.


    In the evening, when we arrived at the home stay contracted by the program group in the town, we still ate the most delicious local roast whole sheep and roast snow pork as usual, and then... Played mahjong.


    All along, even if they have to record the program tomorrow, they usually play late because they are energetic.


    But tonight is different. It''s less than 11 o''clock. Qin Tao, who likes to stay up late to play cards, said he didn''t play.


    Matsushita: "I haven''t learned how to play yet. Let''s play again! Tie Zhu and I are not in a hurry to have activities in the evening. What''s your hurry?"


    Zheng Yanzi said fiercely, "what do you mean, Tao Zi? If you win, you want to go?"


    Mildewed: "Hey! Don''t threaten Qin. You should learn to respect others'' wishes. I don''t want to play anymore. Let''s have a rest early!"


    So the card game broke up and everyone went back to their house.


    Li Tiezhu has always lived in a house with Qin Tao, and the others have a bed and breakfast.


    Back in the house, Li Tiezhu took out a plastic bag and began to clean up his toiletries. Tonight he had to go to songzhuer and clean up.


    On the other hand, Qin Tao was also collecting things, and then carrying a plastic bag said, "I won''t sleep in this house tonight. I''ll come back at seven tomorrow morning, which won''t affect the departure and recording of the program."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Qin Tao''s plastic bag, looked at his own, and said, "you said my lines. What did I say?"


    Qin Tao went out of the door: "Oh, yeah, that''s all right. See you tomorrow."


    "Where are you going to sleep?"


    "You''re next door."


    "When did you and Yanzi get together?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly has a little meat pain. My black bear essence


    Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu strangely: "ah? Do you think I''m so unattractive? Dogs look down on people!"


    As soon as Li Tiezhu was about to speak, he saw Qin Tao standing at the door of the musty room. The whole person was stupid: "you... Talking about her?"


    Qin Tao showed a little arrogance: "why should I resist? Is it necessary?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s really unnecessary. I wish you hi PI!"


    Qin Tao: "also wish you hi PI!"


    Then the two doors opened. They both heard voices outside.


    "Hi! Mildew, do you not apply the mask at night?"


    "Song, do you wash your hair at night?"


    "Good night."


    "Ann."


    Each led his share into the room, and they closed the door again, in strange harmony.


    Li Tiezhu, who entered the room, said, "you already know, don''t you?"


    Qin Tao on the other side: "did you tell her?"


    Both got a positive answer.


    Li Tiezhu was confused and relieved. Fortunately, it wasn''t Zheng Yanzi.


    Songzhuer gave Li Tiezhu a reply about Qin Tao and moldy. The American Ghost girl was very open. She didn''t want to cover it up at the beginning. So I said everything to songzhuer and the reason why I hated Zheng Yanzi. It''s not because she bullies Qin Tao, but because she thinks Zheng Yanzi''s rough way of dealing with Qin Tao is a bit like Qin Tao''s mother dealing with his father.


    Finally, songzhu''er concluded: "so, in my opinion, mummy will definitely make this relationship public. None of her ex boyfriends are secret relationships. They are all public, so Taozi will make headlines."


    Li Tiezhu was still confused: "what does she like about Tao Zi?"


    Matsushita: "I''m also surprised. She said that Tao Zi was very talented. I wonder how long she had known Tao Zi before. How could she know that he was talented? I cheated her and imagined that you would have a friendly match with her. Unexpectedly, Qin Tao was cheap."


    Li Tiezhu was more confused: "but..."


    A strange noise came from the next room.


    Songzhu''er shrugged: "maybe this is Taozi''s talent?"


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    Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao appeared in the courtyard of the original family again, and the recording of the ninth program began.


    Zheng Yanzi yawned and looked tired, which is very rare in her.


    Qin Tao twisted his waist and was kicked by Zheng Yanzi, but it seems that there is no problem. He can continue to fight.


    Li Tiezhu was a little sorry and said to Zheng Yanzi, "stay away next time..."


    Zheng Yanzi left helplessly and led the donkey out for a walk. Next time, she should bring a pair of noise reduction headphones so that she doesn''t have to listen to the symphony.


    Qin Tao smiled at Li Tiezhu, inexplicably.


    Li Tiezhu said, "let''s cook something different today. I just learned some new skills recently."


    Qin Tao: "I don''t choose what you do."


    Li Tiezhu said that you really don''t pick, eat as you say, and eat very fiercely.


    Barrage:


    "For mold!"


    "For spicy claws."


    "Single dogs come to beg for abuse."


    "This period is another period of crazy dog food!"


    "Why hasn''t mildewed come yet?"


    As soon as the picture turns, songzhuer and Meimei are on the way. At the location of the big turntable of the program group, they, like previous guests, want to draw some things to take to the original family.


    So far, the most powerful guests are the pig drawn by Chen Chichi and the donkey drawn by Yi Xing.


    Matsushita took the lead, and the dial pointer stopped on the "snowflake Steak".


    "Wow, ha ha! I''m great! Li Tiezhu knelt down and kowtowed to me!"


    Pines and bamboos laughed on their hips.


    When it was her turn, the program team asked her, "what do you want to smoke?"


    "I can''t understand Chinese again. I don''t know anything on your turntable," said mildewed


    Program group: "sorry! Let me introduce you, yes..."


    "No! I''ll smoke directly. It''s the same anyway."


    With that, he turned the turntable and stopped.


    Everyone was stunned.


    The pointer strangely stopped in the smallest area, which should be less than 1% of the whole turntable in terms of area.


    "I''ve seen every episode of your program. It seems to be a good item. The smaller the area, the better. I know, so what did I smoke?"


    Songzhuer said, "it''s a diesel generator! You''re so talented. You''re as good as me."


    Mildewed: "Qin, they can generate electricity? Then I''m better than you!"


    Matsushita: "no, no, everyone is great."


    The program team was also very helpless. They didn''t think this thing could be drawn, so they quickly called the director Sun Xixi. Finally, they had to give the generator to them.


    The barrage was also surprised:


    "Is there an inside story? Can you win?"


    "Is it special treatment for moldy?"


    "It looks a little fake..."


    "It should be true. The reaction of the program group is very real."


    "Although I got the generator, I don''t think it will be so smooth."


    "I always think something''s wrong."


    "The program team can''t be so kind, trust me."


    "What about diesel?"


    "Shit! It''s really..."


    When broadcast overseas, the style of comment is different.


    "What''s the use of this generator? They have no wires and no electrical appliances."


    "Mainly there is no diesel, only one generator."


    "Tina didn''t seem to realize that she had drawn something useless, and Li''s girlfriend didn''t seem to react."


    "Although I think Li Wuwu can''t, I still think he can''t handle it."


    Mildewed and songzhuer didn''t realize this at all. They also struggled to find a strong wooden stick. The two dragged the generator along the small road towards the primitive home.


    The power of the generator is small, but the weight is not light. It weighs 100 kilograms. Fortunately, it has wheels.


    The pine and bamboo trees were tired before they dragged far. The mold was better.


    Songzhuer made a quick decision: "no, let''s put it here. Let''s go directly and let them drag it."


    Mildewy nodded and said, "you said, our boyfriend will jump up happily when he sees the engine?"


    Us?


    Songzhu''er was stunned and said, "are you sure you want to make it public?"


    Mildewed: "what''s the matter? What can''t be made public in love? Haven''t you made it public?"


    At this time, the most embarrassing thing is the cameraman of the program group. Although they speak English, they still understand. Songzhuer asked this sentence. In fact, it is to see the moldy attitude. If you don''t want to be public, the program group will cut it off.


    But mildewed didn''t want to cover it up at all, with a clear attitude.


    Then the barrage went crazy:


    "What happened?"


    "Horizontal groove horizontal groove horizontal groove..."


    "Our boyfriend?"


    "Can''t it be the same person?"


    "What do you think? Can the same person be released?"


    "Brother postpartum is powerful and domineering!"


    "Female junior holds gold bricks, female junior has everything!"


    "Three thousand women are in the immortal class!"


    On the contrary, the reaction of foreign netizens was a little calmer:


    "Oh, this time, mummy found an oriental boyfriend, a lovely talk show actor."

 Chapter 509

    In the program, mildewed and songzhuer left the generator and walked towards the primitive home. The sun was shining on their faces.


    According to international practice, the program group gave them a freeze frame introduction picture.


    Songzhu''er, 20, is a well-known child star in China. Her representative works are Nezha and Kyushu. Her achievements include Jin Guduo''s annual popular actress award, Penguin Xingguang''s Award for cutting-edge... Her boyfriend Li Tiezhu.


    Tina sweet (mildewed), 28, is a famous American singer and creator, the youngest Grammy Award winner, and her representative works such as delete, i-possible and love story. Her main achievements include 11 Grammy Awards and 32 national music awards... It is suspected that her current boyfriend Qin Tao.


    Suspected, plus an incumbent, it can be said that it is not harmful and insulting.


    The program continued. Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao met two beautiful women and got their key information - diesel generator.


    Li Tiezhu: "so, what about diesel?"


    Qin Tao: "look at our links. Even if the power is turned on, what is it used for? There is no light bulb."


    Li Tiezhu: "there are no wires."


    Pine, bamboo and mold are stupid.


    Barrage:


    "Are you going to kill me?"


    "It''s useless to drag so far."


    "The program group is dark enough."


    "Why are you so stupid? I used to watch cool ones."


    "Those near pigs are crazy!"


    At this time, the electric light bulb led the donkey back and said, "according to the urination of the program group, we should be discussing how to make it more difficult for us. Let''s change the electrical appliances."


    After being on the program for a long time, she also found out the routine of the program group. After all, professional athletes who have made achievements often have high IQ.


    Qin Tao: "really? Aren''t we going to enter the electrical age?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "of course it''s true. Usually at this time, sun Xixi will come over to greedy you with delicious food. Do you think he''s here today?"


    Qin Tao: "yes!"


    Zheng Yanzi said, "however, I don''t think we need to work hard for this generator. It''s not worth it."


    Qin Tao: "why not? At least you can generate electricity to grind things!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "the waterwheel is enough."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said decisively, "don''t worry about using it. Drag the generator back first!"


    So, several people walked to the place where the generator was discarded.


    Qin Tao resolutely pulled up the sleeve of his short sleeved T-shirt, exposed his trembling arm, and went to hold the generator.


    Zheng Yanzi scoffed.


    Mildewy worried and said, "honey, what are you doing? Be careful to get hurt! This thing is very heavy."


    Listening to the strange voice of the translation software, Qin Tao stared: "what are you doing? Are you teaching me to do things?"


    Musty shook his head.


    Qin Tao hugged the generator with both hands, made an effort, and then resolutely gave up: "iron pillar, you come."


    Li Tiezhu squinted at Qin Tao and said to the camera, "please give him the whole special effect. Walk like flying with a generator."


    The camera nodded, and then gave special effects in the later stage, buying one get one free special effects.


    Qin Tao carried the generator in one hand and the mold in the other hand.


    Barrage:


    "I was so scared that my head fell off!"


    "This special effect is too realistic, isn''t it? Hollywood!"


    "Postpartum brother is so hard!"


    "Woman, are you asking me to do something?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "On dogs, Li Tiezhu is the best dog."


    Li Tiezhu pulled one end of the generator with one hand. He didn''t want to lift it. He just tested the weight. It was about 130 or 40 kilograms, the weight of two adults.


    It''s hard for these two girls to drag so far.


    Qin Tao: "how? It''s full of rocks over there. It can''t be dragged."


    Li Tiezhu went to get two strong wooden sticks and directly called four cameramen: "come on, carry it for me."


    The cameramen were dazed, and then they were disarmed by Li Tiezhu. Their camera was robbed by Li Tiezhu and handed to Qin Tao. Then he took songzhuer and left: "take the generator and change the camera with me."


    A cameraman said, "we have no reason to move things for you."


    Another cameraman said, "yes, and it''s inconsistent with the program rules. Besides, we have a lot of cameras."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t reply: "come and grab one, just ask if you still shoot the program."


    At the same time, songzhuer also took pictures everywhere with a camera and said, "thank the cameramen of the program team for offering to help me carry the generator. Therefore, I will shoot this program for you for the time being."


    The cameraman had to ask the director Sun Xixi on the walkie talkie.


    Sun Xixi also has claws. This is the first time he has encountered this situation since he became a director. This is not infinite challenge!


    Finally, the cameramen can only lift the generator. There''s no way. Li Tiezhu hasn''t made a mistake in this program, but everyone has heard a lot about his unreasonable things, so they have to admit their fate. After all, this is the sanction of infinite challenge.


    Mummy chased Qin Tao and asked, "will they help me carry? Can they do this? Will they be punished for violating the rules? Is it really OK to rob the camera? Although there has been no natural disaster for a long time, in case the director is angry..."


    Qin Tao said, "do you look down on me? With me, they must give me this face!"


    Mildewed: "Wow!"


    Qin Tao is still chattering: "you know, this is called wisdom. You don''t have to do everything yourself. You have to find a way."


    Mildewy: "Ian perra looks dull. I didn''t expect she was very smart."


    Qin Tao said, "I taught him this. Didn''t you see me wink at him? I was responsible for making ideas and he was responsible for implementation from childhood. We had a tacit understanding. He understood it when I looked at him."


    Mildewed: "true or false?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "of course it''s true! Today I rely on Taozi to give me advice! My agent was him at the beginning. I can make my debut because of him."


    Zheng Yanzi turned her white eyes and walked in front of the group. She didn''t want to pay attention to these shameless people.


    Songzhuer adds fuel and vinegar in English: "more than that! After he joined Yunde society, the market value of Yunde society has doubled. Yunde society knows? A Chinese talk show group company."


    Mildewed''s eyes look brighter at Qin Tao.


    Barrage:


    "Finally there is a taste of five!"


    "It''s long overdue."


    "I think this program Li Tiezhu is obviously not strong enough, perhaps because it is the program of his own company."


    "Is it OK to grab the camera?"


    "Postpartum brother is really shameless..."


    "Face or postpartum brother?"


    "I feel mildewed and brainwashed. It seems that I have no brain to worship Qin Tao."


    "So anti intellectual?"


    "I always think it''s strange for moldy and Qin Tao."


    What the audience doesn''t know is that mildews not only worship, but also self strategy.


    I''ll tell you!


    Taotao, a beginner in my family, can do so many magic tricks and creativity. It''s just... A genius.


    Unlike white men and black men, they know to eat their opponents with physical strength without using their brains at all, not to mention miraculous tactics such as guerrilla warfare, tunnel warfare, mine warfare, lightning warfare, airborne raid, backwater battle and so on.


    Mummy nodded his head secretly. It turned out that he was really wise and foolish. No wonder I, an old soldier who has been in battle, was overwhelmed by him and broke the defense repeatedly


    Soon, four cameramen carried the generator into the yard.


    Director Sun Xixi also arrived. He opened a box of ice cream and said angrily: "in view of your breaking the program rules and even daring to rob the cameraman''s camera, the program team decided to give you some punishment..."


    Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao looked at each other, nodded at the same time, and then rushed up.


    Li Tiezhu pressed sun Xixi under him: "I think it''s necessary to talk about this."


    Qin Tao snatched his ice cream, pretended to hand it to mildewed at random and said, "you''re rewarded! It''s a reward for pumping out the generator, although it''s of no use."


    It was a pity that he didn''t let himself write him into the song.


    Sun Xi said, "what are you doing? Let go of me! I''ll cut this into the positive."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s up to you. At the beginning, you told me that there are no rules for this program. Your planning team can decide what they want. I can''t bear it. You know this is not my style. Don''t blame me for this today. You can''t bear it. Even if you get a generator without diesel and electrical appliances, let two girls move it? I tell you, I''ll definitely cheer you on the bullet screen."


    Barrage:


    "Well done!"


    "Moved!"


    "This is long overdue."


    "I''ve endured this bitch director for a long time."


    "Cool!"


    "Scratch the fat man."


    Qin Tao came over: "tell him a hammer. Dare to bully my family. I''ll scratch you to death."


    Sun Xixi: "what are you doing? Ah... Ha ha... Help..."


    Yes, sun Xixi became the second person to enjoy the tickling method of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao. Teacher Tony is no longer alone.


    Li Tiezhu said to the cameraman, "close up! Take a close-up!"


    Sun Xixi smiled and his tears and nose ran down.


    After a while, Qin Tao was tired and looked up: "bear two! Hand over the stick!"


    Zheng Yanzi came over and clapped hands with Qin Tao. Qin Tao went to rest. Zheng Yanzi then scratched sun Xixi and rode on his back. Li Tiezhu was only responsible for controlling sun Xixi''s arms.


    "Stop! Hahaha... Wuwu... I was wrong! Please..."


    Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi bounce away at the same time. Sun Xixi kneels on the ground and has no love.


    At this time, mildewed suddenly rushed to sun Xixi. She was going to scratch twice to have fun. Unexpectedly, she had finished scratching. She really looked a little abrupt.


    Sun Xixi shivered: "musty, Watt, what are you doing?"


    Mummy: "I just... Thank you for your ice cream."


    Sun Xixi stood up and stepped back two steps with lingering fear: "you''re welcome!"


    Mildewed his neck and ate ice cream.


    Qin Tao shook his head in hatred of iron and steel: "hey... You let me down!"


    Mummy stuck out his tongue.


    Sun Xixi: "then what... Cut this paragraph! Start recording again, cough... I''m here to announce two benefits..."


    "I believe you, you ghost, but I still have welfare."


    Li Tiezhu took the card in his hand and handed it to songzhu''er.


    Sun Xixi was caught off guard.


    Songzhuer read: "first, give guests four energy-saving lamps for free, and second, give two fans for free."


    Of course, these are made up by songzhuer. It can''t be said that they are different from those written on the card, but they have nothing to do with it.


    (something happened in my hometown, so the update was late. Sorry)

 Chapter 510

    Zheng Yanzi warned: "diesel, wires, switches... All these should be available."


    Songzhu''er rubbed his eyes: "Oh, I read it wrong. Read it again! Just cut it off."


    Of course, this paragraph has not been cut off. It is too true.


    Sun Xixi: "you''ve gone too far."


    Matsushita: "the director team carefully considered and decided, first, give four energy-saving lamps and two fans free of charge, and second, give related diesel, wires, switches and other supporting items free of charge. Bear 2, do you want a refrigerator?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK! You can''t take the refrigerator with you if you want it."


    Sun Xixi rubbed his head and said, "it''s too much for diesel to be free. Let''s give you other things. You take things to exchange with the program group every day. We''ll fix the price."


    Li Tiezhu: "really give us everything else?"


    Sun Xixi nodded. Anyway, there''s no diesel. Everything you want is useless. That''s why he''s so generous. He''ll charge a little harder at that time.


    Li Tiezhu clapped his hands: "OK! I don''t want diesel. We''ll change the diesel generator into hydraulic one today. It''s called... Environmental protection! Hydraulic power is clean energy."


    Sun Xixi: "


    Qin Tao: "what are you waiting for? Ask someone to move things! If you go back on your word, we''ll go on strike. You don''t want to make a fool of yourself when an international friend comes on the program for the first time?"


    Sun Xixi is even more disgusting. You all sleep together and have a loud voice. Now you tell me that she is an international friend? Listen to the voice last night, you didn''t show mercy to your international friends!


    You didn''t consider diplomatic influence at all when you made diplomatic relations. Now come to me?


    He lives next door on the other side. Like Zheng Yanzi, he is the victim. Sun Xixi is straight most of the night. He is very uncomfortable.


    "OK! But you always need tools? Tools can be rented to you for one day. The rent is ten kilograms of spicy crayfish!"


    "Five Jin."


    "Eight Jin."


    "Six Jin, or I''ll eat bacon sausage and steak this time. I don''t do anything. A group of people lie on the bamboo mat in the living room and straighten their bodies."


    "Ah... Deal, six Jin is six Jin."


    Sun Xixi always counsels. At the beginning, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan were full of interest. They gave Li Tiezhu coquettish operations in each issue, one by one. Later, the three guys were lazy and didn''t return the group news. Sun Xixi was a little lonely.


    Li Tiezhu was about to arrange work when he saw Qin Tao standing up. He immediately understood.


    Qin Tao waved to sun Xixi: "go to your knees and send things quickly."


    Sun hee hee rolled his eyes and left.


    Then Qin Tao said to Li Tiezhu, "can you transform the diesel generator? I taught you before!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Oh! I remember. Don''t worry."


    Qin Tao said with relief, "that''s good. I''m very relieved. You''re responsible for transforming generators, erecting wires, installing electrical appliances and, of course, cooking."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, I promise to finish the task."


    Qin Tao looked at songzhu''er and Zheng Yanzi again: "you two are responsible for assisting Li Tiezhu. If you are free, use your donkey to get some pebbles from the river. The yard at home is muddy as soon as it rains. I think it''s necessary for me to pave the yard again."


    Zheng Yanzi just wanted to sing the opposite tune, song Zhuer grabbed her, saluted Qin Tao and said, "guarantee to complete the task!"


    Qin Tao nodded forcefully: "very good! Then give me the most difficult lobster catching business. By the way, I''ll take this international friend to learn the professional skills of lobster catching."


    Zheng Yanzi whispered to songzhuer, "I want to raise my middle finger to him."


    Songzhuer said, "cooperate! He''s too stiff. The effect of the program will be very good."


    Qin Tao said to the camera again: "this section doesn''t have to be cut into the main film. The main lens is for Li Tiezhu and two guests! Please be sure to weaken my leadership. After all, the main coffee of this program is my brother Tiezhu."


    The photographer''s goose bumps are getting up. Have you been lowered by mold?


    With her mobile phone, mummy looked at Qin Tao''s lines in the translation software. Because she didn''t know the language, she was the only guest allowed to bring her mobile phone. This language is a gap. Qin Tao''s clumsy performance has been turned over by translation software.


    God!


    His unshakable leadership, wise mind, light lifting dispatching and command, and finally the humility of deep merit and reputation are so impeccable.


    Therefore, moldy is not that she has no IQ, but that her wife has too much independent thinking ability. She is fooled by the translation software and can''t be cured.


    Moldy worshipped and fed Qin Tao an ice cream: "Qin, you are so wise."


    Qin Tao: "keep a low profile! Remember to leave the limelight to my brother Tiezhu. I brought him out alone. I hope I can help him grow into a world-class superstar. As for me personally, honor and money are like floating clouds. You should also remember, don''t try to let me touch your light. I... Don''t want to be famous. For example, it''s inappropriate to unilaterally announce our relationship."


    Mumu: "I''m sorry! I''m sorry. I just don''t want to hide my feelings without your consent..."


    The barrage vomited:


    "I''m so... Cracked!"


    "I cracked."


    "I really want to spit shit on my face."


    "This is one of the lowest level artists I''ve ever seen."


    "Don''t think of famous products, brother."


    "Who went to the game with a broken guitar? When I was red, I didn''t raise pigs! Did I lose my memory?"


    "Man, ha ha..."


    "Men in love have zero IQ."


    "A woman in love is blind and deaf. You worship a ghost!"


    "Musty, he''s pretending to force. Please wake up!"


    "Qin Tao can sleep with the goddess. I''m suddenly full of hope for life."


    "Wake up, will you deliver the sow?"


    Qin Tao was slightly melancholy: "I can understand your blindness. After all, how many people can be as rational as me? People who are too rational often have a painful life. Wisdom is a double-edged sword. Therefore, just be yourself. No matter what decision you make, I will never blame you..."


    Moldy''s eyes were crisp. The dog translation software translated too poetically and completely lost Qin Tao''s artificial tone.


    Zheng Yanzi turned her back and said, "Oh... I really want to crush his eggs!"


    Matsushita: "to tell you the truth, I can''t carry it anymore..."


    Li Tiezhu was sweating and said, "OK! That''s it! Thank Tao Zi for his wise decision. Let''s act separately."


    Qin Tao nodded and looked at several Photographers: "take a good picture of Li Tiezhu, pay attention to his hard-working spirit and exquisite skills, pay attention to my photographers, and take as many pictures of me as possible to set off the glorious image of Tiezhu."


    The cameraman showed his expression of caring for the mentally retarded. You didn''t say that before! Besides, do you still shoot deliberately when you make a fool of yourself? You''re making a fool of yourself now!


    After that, Li Tiezhu made a fuss about his family''s affairs and took the tools of the program team to split the generator. Qin Tao took moldy to the river and covered a few small fish back.


    Li Tiezhu fried small fish with pickles, cooked five bowls of hot and sour powder, and after a simple lunch, everyone went separately.


    Li Tiezhu went to transform the generator, which is difficult and simple. What needs to be changed is only a power input mode. It''s OK to transfer the rotating force of the waterwheel to the generator, but the speed is a problem.


    Qin Tao buckled his straw hat and took mildewed to catch crayfish. Mildewed looked very excited. He didn''t work at first sight.


    Qin Tao is really quite professional in catching crayfish. He not only taught the technical skills of catching crayfish to mildews, but also talked about some profound truths.


    "Crayfish hide in the cave during the day. It''s easy to catch. Through this, do you know what the philosophy is?"


    Language has never been an obstacle to communication. Qin Tao knows this well.


    Naive!


    You think she just wants to sleep with me?


    no


    She must want to learn something from me. As a big root, big belly Chinese, Qin Tao certainly won''t hide it.


    Mildewed: "Qin, why can you walk so fast in the mud, but I can''t walk at all?"


    Qin Tao said, "it means you lack exercise."


    "I run and work out every day. How about you?"


    "I... Get up every day."


    "Hey! As a gentleman, shouldn''t you lead me? I have to say it clearly."


    "I''m not a gentleman! I''m a straight man."


    "What is a straight man?"


    "That''s it. Ha ha... Can''t you think of it?"


    Moldy was pushed down by Qin Tao and sat in the mud by the river with no God in his eyes. She couldn''t understand why Qin attacked her, and why did he laugh so happily?


    Almost laughing, Qin Tao looked at the mildew washing his pants with the river and asked, "what have you learned from this?"


    Barrage:


    "Oh..."


    "How can such a stupid dog have a girlfriend? Or a goddess!"


    "Break up in place!"


    "This may be the shortest relationship."


    "Happy breakup!"


    "Straight man''s self-cultivation!"


    "I''m so stupid..."


    "Castrate it. It''s meaningless to keep it!"


    Mummy showed WTF''s expression: "no wonder you''re still a virgin at the age of 19!"


    Qin Tao said, "what are you talking about? You should learn what it means to fight without being tired of fraud!"


    Of course, this section was not cut into the positive film, but the cameramen on the scene laughed. It turns out that this is why mildewed likes Qin Tao? Sure enough, boys should be clean.


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu made great efforts to change the diesel generator into a hydraulic one. He tried it. It can generate electricity, but the power is much lower, but it is still possible to drive a few light bulbs.


    Songzhu''er brought Li Tiezhu a popsicle: "here you are. Look how hot you are now..."


    Li Tiezhu peeled off the popsicle and said strangely, "where did you get the popsicle?"


    Songzhuer sat by the river and soaked his feet: "I stole it from the shooter''s refrigerator."


    "He doesn''t know?"


    "He knows, but he can''t beat me or catch up with me."


    "That''s not stealing! It''s robbing!"


    Matsushita: "all the same."


    Sun Xixi trotted over, panting: "return the stolen goods... Return it."


    Li Tiezhu stretched out his tongue, licked each side of the popsicle and handed it to sun Xixi. The latter didn''t answer, turned and left.

 Chapter 511

    Li Tiezhu said, "take it back! I''m not a food for crying! I just lick it."


    Sun Xixi: "you cow, I''ll reward you."


    Li Tiezhu took a bite of the popsicle and was inexplicably familiar with it. It was the brand when he participated in the good voice audition, and it was also pineapple. For more than two years, he couldn''t help sighing.


    Songzhu''er put his foot in the stream and gave his thumb to his man: "wit! It''s a bit of my style."


    Zheng Yanzi led the donkey to carry pebbles. On the first trip, Li Tiezhu was eating popsicles. On the second trip, he soaked his feet with songzhuer. On the third trip, Li Tiezhu was pressing songzhuer''s feet.


    Zheng Yanzi turned out a huge white eye!


    Freeze frame.


    Subtitles of the program group: "envious eyes!"


    Barrage:


    "Bah, this dog food has expired."


    "Woof, woof..."


    ¡°HE!TUI~¡±


    "Good love!"


    "Qin Tao, you should learn from the serious brother."


    "Straight men have no future!"


    "I also want to play with pine and bamboo feet."


    "Something''s wrong with you. Li Tiezhu will kill you."


    "I also want Li Tiezhu to press my feet."


    "Isn''t it beautiful?"


    "Suddenly I found that spicy claws and iron pillars are still a good match."


    "Bamboo is too immortal..."


    The stone where songzhuer sat was padded with several leaves, and there was also a wreath made of wild flowers and weeds on her head. The water waves reflected the sunlight on her beautiful cheeks, which was called a bright and moving.


    The camera teacher took this shot and sighed that Li Tiezhu had a good life.


    Li Tiezhu rubbed the soles of pines and bamboos and smiled, "is it hot?"


    Songzhuer nodded skillfully.


    Li Tiezhu smiled more brightly, grabbed songzhuer''s calf and pulled his girlfriend into the river.


    "Ha ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled proudly.


    Zheng Yanzi looked back and saw songzhuer stand up from the water with dirty words. However, Li Tiezhu''s ruthless embrace and fall met her with another pop. Finally, Zheng Yanzi nodded with satisfaction. Li Tiezhu was still the straight man of steel and had never changed.


    The barrage was suddenly happy:


    "Who says iron pillars are not straight men?"


    "Lying trough!"


    "Too cruel..."


    "What''s the picture, pine and bamboo? He abused you thousands of times?"


    "It''s really fun to see bamboo."


    "It''s too much to press your head..."


    "People steal popsicles for you, and you throw them into the water?"


    "That''s ridiculous!"


    "Bah! Scum man!"


    "Don''t ravage my goddess like this..."


    "Hey, even so, are you still rolling the sheets with him at night?"


    "I''ve made up 32g..."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer were soaked, splashed water and played with each other, and the audience''s eyes were hot.


    Female audience: songzhuer, can you do it? Throw your face, kick, spit! Is it fun to play?


    Male audience: This is the real girlfriend!


    After having a good time, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went back to the yard to change their clothes. They happened to meet the same wet Qin Tao and moldy. Everyone knew it.


    Qin Tao and Li Tiezhu winked, good brother, well done.


    Songzhuer and Meimei look at each other helplessly. I''m relieved to see that you are so miserable.


    Zheng Yanzi felt that she was out of place at this stage. For a moment, she even wanted to pick up the donkey and throw it into the water, trying to maintain the formation.


    After that, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao worked together to build wires and install electric lights. The kitchen and shed shared one electric light, the living room and the male and female dormitories.


    ¡­¡­


    When Odin and Camilla organized a group to watch the FAK primitive man, the scene was a little out of control.


    "How can Tina like that fat man?"


    "I''ll never roll on her MV again! I have no eyes."


    "I think Qin is very good. I admire him for daring to push Tina down in the mud."


    "This is the man!"


    "Oh! Li is more crazy."


    "His girlfriend looks like a child. Is she an adult?"


    "I prefer Zheng. Her figure is so good that she explodes..."


    Odin knocked on his pipe and said seriously, "quiet! We''re not watching variety shows. We''re here to learn how to survive. There''s a famous saying in the East - attitude determines height!"


    Several members with strange shapes quieted down and ate spicy crayfish quietly.


    Yes, these members are very busy. Although none of them has a serious job, they have a full schedule.


    They wouldn''t have come if Odin hadn''t made 20 kilograms of crayfish, prepared Oriental sausage, Mapo Tofu, boiled fish, Mao xuewang and 10 kilograms of highly homemade sorghum wine.


    Hughes, who lacks front teeth, is going to steal something tonight, or he won''t have money.


    With a long blond hair and a rosacea nose, notting is going to rob primary school students. I''m afraid middle school students can''t beat him.


    Sitting in the corner, the nearly successful invisible black baby plans to pinch beautiful women in the rich area.


    In short, everyone was busy, but Odin still worried them. This is not the first time he organized a viewing ceremony.


    Phoenix baby Camilla held his thermos cup and said, "I suddenly have a bold idea!"


    Heiwa: "go and pinch the mold?"


    Camilla''s intelligent cockfighting eyes glared: "She has a lot of bodyguards. Kill you! There are opportunities in the end of the day. Don''t worry. I''ll dig it out for you when you like Monroe. I suddenly have an inspiration. Since we have learned so many skills of Ian perra, why don''t we practice more? Everyone is responsible for work in a field. We cooperate with each other. After the end of the day, we are not what we want "Invincible?"


    Odin shook his head: "practical operation needs tools and resources. We don''t have so much money. I donated sperm for dinner tonight. Recently, my body is a little overwhelmed... Every crayfish you chew and every mouthful of sorghum wine are my children and grandchildren!"


    Heiwa picked up the sorghum wine, sniffed it, there was no smell, and took another sip: "I''ll donate too! What... I''m for everyone and everyone is for me!"


    In addition to being too lecherous, Heiwa is the most savvy of many members and is popular with lying dragon and Phoenix chicks.


    Camilla said: "OK! Seriously, I know we have no money without Elon''s support. However, we can make materials into finished products and sell them. I believe we can make ends meet. Even if we lose money, it will be a small loss. I think so. Let''s find a remote place, build our own bamboo house and wooden house, build our own stove, make our own tableware, tables and chairs, and open one after we do it Chinese restaurants also sell wine. "


    Sleepy dragon Odin lit another leaf cigarette and nodded: "I think it''s OK. It doesn''t lose my kidney. I can do it. Then I''ll be responsible for cooking! Everyone has eaten it. I''m too proficient in cooking."


    Camilla: "I''m responsible for making wine and sprouting beans..."


    Heiwa: "I make tofu! I like to pinch tofu. Hey, hey... Tofu is a good thing, but it''s a pity I can''t call it."


    "I hatch chickens, raise rabbits and manage animals. Of course, I don''t care about domesticating zombies! I can''t beat them."


    "I''m in charge of construction."


    "Then I''ll carpenter."


    "I work as a water electrician and weave bamboo."


    The division of labor was made clear when everyone said a word to me. Then, they saw the program. After dinner, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao sat and waited to take straw sandals and straw hats.


    "Oh! Can you do that?"


    "God, Ian perra made a pair of shoes from a pile of straw? It''s definitely useful at the end of the day!"


    "Worthy of the light of doomsday."


    "We must master this core skill..."


    "The straw hat made by Qin is also good. It will be very practical at the end of the day."


    "The rope skipping Zheng is so cute that he bounces around."


    "We should also prepare generators and change them to hydraulic or wind power in the end."


    "I think we should consider learning how to make a loom on the Internet."


    "And knitting sweaters."


    "What''s the name of the Chinese restaurant?"


    "How about aenpera Chinese restaurant? Show of hands! The minority obeys the majority."


    "Agree."


    "Agree..."


    The mob listened enthusiastically to the "practice activity". Soon, they found a piece of land in the suburbs and began to work in full swing. A week later, "Ian Pera Chinese restaurant" It has been built. The standard Chinese wooden house is equipped with all kinds of rough wooden tables, wooden stools, bamboo chopsticks, bamboo bowls, etc. in order to simulate the authenticity, they haven''t even used a nail.


    After the restaurant was built, everyone decided to have a rest. The students of the primary school next door had not been robbed for too long, and Heiwa''s hands itched


    However, soon this place was photographed by several passing netizens. More people gathered around, and people who were not afraid of death began to order in the store.


    At first, Odin sold his dishes to several customers and ordered hamburger takeout with the money he earned.


    But there are always people who don''t know the truth. When they see wolongfeng chicks, they decline the guests and say that their dishes have been sold out. When they come back tomorrow, they eat other people''s hamburgers. After the people add fuel and vinegar, this is even more strange on the Internet:


    "Shock! On the first day of the opening of a retro style Chinese restaurant, the dishes sold out in seconds, and the boss and employees could only order takeout."


    Then, they were completely angry. Many netizens came to punch in for dinner, and there has been a phenomenon of human to human transmission.


    Spicy crayfish, sausage, bacon, boiled fish, Mao xuewang, small hot pot, fried bean sprouts, Mapo Tofu, green pepper preserved egg, pickled chicken feet, red oil tofu milk, double cooked meat


    It''s all on fire!


    In addition, the restaurant has a written provision: "don''t leave until you finish eating!"


    For a whole month, Odin and his group were half tired. They could only watch the last issue of the FAK primitive man at night. Everyone couldn''t stand it and decided to close the restaurant, because they made too much money in a month. Odin and Camilla felt... Degenerate.


    But just after they posted the closure notice, everyone''s home was hit by stones, and someone sent a blade threat.


    So the restaurant opened again. In two months, it opened a branch.


    A good "practice activity" was forced to start a business.


    Of course, these are later words, not to mention.


    At the end of the ninth program, mildewed left with a straw hat made up by Qin Tao. He kissed Qin Tao for several minutes before leaving, which made the fat man almost lack of oxygen.


    And on the musty straw hat, there is also a logo - primitive man.


    Since the beginning of this program, the derivative brands of this program have emerged, with clothing, shoes, clothing and other products as the main products, which are different from other industrial products. These things are original and purely handmade.


    To this end, Li Tiezhu also made a simple machine for spinning linen in issue 10.

 Chapter 512

    With the popularity of "Oh Huo primitive man" abroad, the domestic audience rating has gradually increased, but it is still not called a top variety show. But after all, this is the first variety show that can be popular outside, and it also made money in the first season, so the stars invited by the program group are more expensive.


    It''s mainly the period when mildews came. The ratings in foreign countries reached a new high. Moreover, many foreign brands have come to the program group to talk about the sponsorship of the next season. The price... It''s a bit mouth watering.


    Since you want to make money from ghosts, you have to find some artists they have heard of?


    The tenth issue can''t be helped. It''s too late to add people temporarily after the ninth issue. The eleventh and twelfth issues, which ended, the program team began to spend a lot of money


    However, these jobs are mainly done by sun Xixi, and Li Tiezhu doesn''t care.


    After recording the program, he went back to Hengdian to shoot again, and there were some changes in the crew. Martial arts instructor Hong Dabao has left. I heard that he quarreled with Zhou Xingxing. Once Hong Dabao went to the hospital for examination, he received a call from Zhou Xingxing, asking him not to go back to the crew.


    It was also severely hyped by paparazzi and gossip media. However, because Qin Tao toad ate swan meat, it was so hot that few people ate it.


    Of course, the two leaders just have different ideas, and there is no real contradiction. Zhou Xingxing said that the martial arts instructor in the film will still write Hong Dabao''s name, and the reward will not be less.


    Although Hong Dabao was unhappy, he did not say anything too much to the media.


    Then, Zhou Xingxing urgently invited yuan Pinghe as a martial arts instructor. This can be said to be the first martial arts instructor in the world. He will replace Hong Dabao. No one will have an opinion, including Hong Dabao himself.


    In the evening, when Li Tiezhu returned to the crew, Zhou Xingxing took him to see yuan Pinghe.


    Although Li Tiezhu is the protagonist in this play, unlike Zhou Xingxing''s other films, the protagonist''s play is only about one-third of the whole film, and there is only the last play.


    They went directly to the hotel room where yuan Pinghe rested. Although yuan Pinghe is more than 70 years old, he is still strong and energetic.


    "Eighth master!"


    Li Tiezhu and Yuan Pinghe met once, so they greeted each other politely.


    Yuan Pinghe said, "I heard you''re going to make your own film soon?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes! You know?"


    Yuan Pinghe: "I didn''t know. Hong Dabao and Zhou Xingxing said hello to me and asked you to learn more. Shooting and martial arts design. They''re afraid you''ll embarrass them by making your first film. If you want martial arts guidance, I can introduce them for you."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zhou Xingxing: "thank you, eighth master! Thank you, Xingye!"


    Zhou Xingxing smelly face: "who cultivated you? You jump on the street. I want to guest star in your movie. I don''t want face?"


    Li Tiezhu smiles and doesn''t reveal it. For young people, Zhou Xingxing is a typical cold face and hot heart.


    Yuan Pinghe said: "in fact, you can find your master for martial arts design... Forget it, you''d better find me and your master uncle. The fool of Yuan Lou... It''s hard to say!"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, I won''t bother my master easily, and he won''t pay attention to me."


    Yuan Ping and ha smiled: "of course he won''t talk to you and learn to make movies. You learn from Zhou Xingxing and Yuan Lou... What''s the name of that shot in the past ten years? Eh..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "my next movie is not an action movie, it''s a comedy, a road movie."


    Yuan Pinghe didn''t say anything, but it seemed a little regretful.


    There are only a bunch of old people left in Xiangjiang action films. Seeing that the incense is about to break, I thought Li Tiezhu would make kung fu films. Most of all, it is also the subject of military war. After all, he has just finished shooting "soldier assault". Many people think that Li Tiezhu wants to make persistent efforts to make a military action film like "battle dragon 2". As a result, everyone is wrong.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "is the script ready? Let me show you."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "not yet. It''s good to take advantage of this time to make a film. I''ll take time to write it in the evening."


    Through the cooperation with sun Xixi in soldier assault, Li Tiezhu can already write a script. In addition, there are ready-made ones in the system. In fact, it is not difficult.


    Zhou Xingxing: "do you write your own screenplay?"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"


    "I know you wrote the soldier assault, but the movie is different from the TV series. The rhythm is the same... Forget it, show it to me after you write it. If you don''t pass, don''t shoot it this year. It''s not easy for you to do so now. Don''t ruin the audience because you make the wrong movie."


    "Oh! Thank you."


    "Then what, let the eighth master rest. You go back with me and talk about your movie ideas."


    "Now?"


    "Do you want to turn over the Yellow calendar to see an auspicious day?"


    Zhou Xingxing is as sharp as ever.


    Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed, but Zhou Xingxing had been aiming at him before. He suddenly cared so much about him, which made him very uncomfortable.


    Yuan Pinghe said with a smile, "go, go! See you on the set tomorrow."


    Li Tiezhu followed Zhou Xingxing.


    On the way, Zhou Xingxing knocked on someone else''s door again. Huang Yiyi opened the door with a soft voice: "director! Why didn''t you come last night... Er... Li Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, elder martial sister!"


    Huang Yiyi blushed and was a little embarrassed.


    Zhou Xingxing said seriously, "Why are you only wearing pajamas? Pay attention to influence in the crew. Don''t open the door to others in pajamas! Girls should know how to protect themselves."


    Huang Yiyi: "yes..."


    Zhou Xingxing said again, "I''m here to tell you that your biography is completely bad. Moreover, it''s too different from Li Tiezhu''s writing. You two can''t match! I''ll ask Li Tiezhu to send you an electronic version. You can add a wechat first."


    Huang Yiyi went back to the house to approve a coat, took his mobile phone and added wechat with Li Tiezhu, and then said, "I know the director, I will write well."


    Zhou Xingxing gave a sound and took Li Tiezhu away.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "today''s young people who come out of professional schools can''t act, and they can''t even find the role! It''s better to work hard and think about red all day... You must take warning."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zhou Xingxing strangely and didn''t speak.


    Zhou Xingxing looked at Li Tiezhu and raised his finger: "NAH! Hey! Hey... Don''t talk nonsense! I''ll sue you for slander!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t say anything!"


    "Your eyes have said."


    "I have no eyes."


    "Don''t admit it yet? Xiaozi! I''m a director with morality and conscience. How can I do that? Moreover, as you can see, I remind her to dress well and protect herself..."


    "I don''t have any delusions, really Xingye."


    "You swear."


    "No need?"


    "You swear! Don''t you dare? Are you guilty?"


    "Er..."


    "I never have an improper relationship with the actresses in my crew! You should do this, too. It''s called professional ethics!"


    "Brother, you''ve gone a little too far... I believed you originally. How can I believe you if you say so?"


    Don''t have sex with the actresses of the crew, big brother. How did your ex girlfriends come here? Don''t you have any force in your heart?


    Zhou Xingxing opened the door and awkwardly took Li Tiezhu to the living room: "suddenly I''m a little hungry. Order a simpler takeout."


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone: "is snail powder OK?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "it''s too smelly. I''d better roast goose and have another perfect tonic soup. It''s good for your health to drink soup at night."


    Li Tiezhu smiled bitterly. Shit, order a takeout Buddha and jump off the wall?


    No way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Li Tiezhu has a request and can only recognize it. Unlike a few days ago, he had no idea about Zhou Xingxing at all. He could pit as he should.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t need Xingye to help him change the script. After all, all he buys in the system are good scripts.


    What is really needed is how to deceive him into the program. There are only three Chinese artists most familiar to waiguoren, Jackie Chan, Li Xiaojie and Zhou Xingxing.


    Master, don''t think about it. Li Xiaojie is not familiar.


    After a while, the takeout arrived. Zhou Xingxing, who always claimed that he didn''t care much about his appetite, ate his mouth full of oil, and other people''s treat was fragrant. Tiezhu also told Zhou Xingxing the general outline of "people in the embarrassing way". In addition, Zhou Xingxing asked some detailed questions.


    Yes, Li Tiezhu not only just spent a lot of money on Buddha jumping off the wall, but also spent a lot of money on the full set of information of "people in the embarrassing way" in the system, including the full version of the film, the original script, sub lens design and so on.


    "It''s also the Spring Festival file?"


    After drinking a cup of soup, Zhou Xingxing asked Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Yes."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "yes, I haven''t played in the challenge arena with anyone for a long time. Since your master died, there are no enemies. I didn''t catch up with Wu Jing''s film..."


    In those days, the Xiangjiang movie became a success every two weeks. The immortals fought every year. Zhou Xingxing won every fight. Of course, he missed it. The other two were afraid they didn''t miss it at all.


    Why? Playing games, light abuse, can you have a game experience?


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "my low-cost film can''t compare with our Kung Fu. Don''t be kidding, Xingye! I''ll be satisfied if I can have 200 or 300 million box office."


    "More than that."


    Zhou Xingxing raised his hand.


    Li Tiezhu knowingly added soup to him.


    Zhou xingcai said, "judging from the plot design you just told me and a few funny points, the box office of this film will not be bad. It''s just that the plot is relatively thin, and the funny points are very powerful."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you! I''m a little moved by your sudden kindness to me."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "don''t thank me. I''m just pure kindness and integrity. My conscience tells me that I should help young people with dreams like you."


    "Brother, let''s talk."


    "Cough! Xiaohua ignored me again. Last time I lined up with her and robbed her seven or eight heads... Then she won''t play a guest role. You can deceive her sometime."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly lost his management ability and said for a long time: "no! Xingye, why are you used to her? The whole network wants to ask you, why do you like Liu Xiaohua so much?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "do you understand fate? Fate is... I don''t know why! I don''t feel depressed with her."


    Li Tiezhu smiled.


    Zhou Xingxing: "I''ll treat you to hot pot tomorrow night."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ve been on fire recently."


    "Offer."


    "Excuse me, isn''t it? Xingye, am I the kind of person who starts from the ground?"


    "Isn''t it?"


    "Really?"


    "Isn''t it?"


    "Of course not! I''m a famous honest man. It''s hard for you to make a film. Let''s go to Xichuan mountain for two days... Relax. It happens that I''m recording the last two episodes of variety show."


    "Is Xiaohua going?"


    "Go! I have to go."


    Zhou Xingxing: "personally, I prefer to travel. It''s no problem to record a program for you. I often help others."


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again. I believe you are a hammer!


    You tricked xiaogangzi into playing a guest role in the crocodile gang boss this time. Will you play a guest role in his film? You certainly won''t!


    It''s all routine!

 Chapter 513

    In short, in this way, Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing completed the proper py transaction. Then, he was driven out of his room and went back to his room by Zhou Xingxing.


    He sent the electronic version of the biography to Huang Yiyi, followed by video chat with songzhu''er and lengba. Lengba also filmed in Hengdian and made an appointment with Li Tiezhu to exchange philosophy of life and poetry.


    At this time, Zhou Xingxing had enough to eat and drink and went to Huang Yiyi''s room to discuss work.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu got up early and was ready to run five kilometers outside the hotel. As soon as he went out, he saw Zhou Xingxing sneaking out of Huang Yiyi''s room.


    The four eyes are relative, which is really embarrassing.


    Li Tiezhu pretended to bow his head to play with his mobile phone and didn''t see Zhou Xingxing. This is the case in this circle. Li Tiezhu himself is not clean and is not qualified to talk about others. After all, songzhu''er and lengba are OK to say, what''s the matter with Liang Tian?


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu is guilty.


    But Zhou Xingxing was very rigid and grabbed Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t see anything! I don''t know anything. Director, are you going out for a run?"


    Zhou Xingxing looked seriously: "I said I just came to borrow toothpaste. Do you believe it? I ran out of toothpaste in my room."


    Li Tiezhu: "I... I believe."


    "It''s true!"


    With that, Zhou Xingxing took out a disposable toothpaste from his pocket.


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I believe it."


    "No, you don''t believe it."


    "I believe it."


    "You... Well, I was bitten by a mosquito on the set yesterday. Then I came back and applied toothpaste. I brushed my teeth last night and didn''t have it this morning. Do you understand?"


    "I understand."


    "Really understand?"


    "Of course. Xingye is not a casual person."


    Zhou Xingxing loosened Li Tiezhu: "of course, everyone knows that I''ve always been a man of integrity."


    "Ha ha!"


    "Ha ha!"


    They looked at each other and smiled. They were embarrassed, and then walked away.


    Li Tiezhu is going to press the elevator.


    Huang Yiyi suddenly came out of her room wrapped in a bath towel: "director! You forgot your razor. Hey? Li Tiezhu? Why are you again?"


    Li Tiezhu quickly moved away his eyes and couldn''t see.


    Zhou Xingxing goes back to get the razor in Huang Yiyi''s hand. Huang Yiyi quickly closes the door. Zhou Xingxing is more embarrassed. He looks at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu lowers his head to play with his mobile phone. The mobile phone screen is black.


    "That..."


    "Why hasn''t the broken elevator of this hotel arrived yet?"


    Zhou Xingxing raised his razor and said, "in fact, I went to her room with a beard this morning to borrow toothpaste. Do you think it''s more reasonable?"


    Li Tiezhu: "very reasonable! Quite reasonable!"


    "Actually..."


    "I believe it!"


    Sting~


    Here comes the elevator.


    Li Tiezhu was startled. He thought the system was a demon again.


    Li Tiezhu hurried into the elevator and waved goodbye to Zhou Xingxing: "don''t worry, director, my mouth is strict."


    When the elevator door closed, Zhou Xingxing opened it with a razor, shaved, and silently put the razor back into his pocket with a bitter smile: "a word... Absolutely!"


    Then he shook his head and walked towards his room.


    He really came to borrow toothpaste. Last night, he came to Huang Yiyi''s room to severely guide her on how to write a biography. He also scolded her and said that if she didn''t seriously study the role, she would change songzhuer to play it.


    This is what he frightens Huang Yiyi. Zhou Xingxing doesn''t like pine and bamboo at all. She''s too wild for her.


    Unexpectedly, when she borrowed toothpaste this morning, Huang Yiyi was only wrapped in a bath towel. The reserved Zhou Xingxing was a little flustered, so she left her razor in her room.


    It''s more innocent than green onion and tofu.


    Zhou Xingxing is very depressed, especially Li Tiezhu''s silly dog''s words I believe. It''s really disgusting! The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. Suddenly he turned over and walked towards the door of Huang Yiyi. Shit, he was misunderstood anyway. He just didn''t do it all the time


    Actress Zhou Xingxing knows when she looks at her. After all, she is also an old Jianghu, so he knows what Huang Yiyi is in now.


    As long as he wants to, hook his fingers and the other party will lie down.


    When he came to the door of Huang Yiyi, Zhou Xingxing was ready to knock, but stopped.


    He also felt that it was a little bad for him to do so. After all, he had no emotional foundation, and the other party''s demands were also very clear, which was completely different from the previous few.


    Ding!


    The elevator is open.


    Li Tiezhu came back scratching his head and saw Zhou Xingxing ready to knock on Huang Yiyi''s door.


    Zhou Xingxing hurried over: "it''s not what you think! I just want to see if there''s anything left in her room."


    Li Tiezhu: Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna Prajna


    Do I have a moonlight treasure box? Come back and get a wallet. It''s the same as crossing, the same position and the same situation.


    Zhou Xingxing: "


    Li Tiezhu turned and walked to his room.


    ¡­¡­


    In the next two days, Zhou Xingxing took a little too much care of Li Tiezhu, and even sometimes bought him iced coke to drink. Li Tiezhu was the only one in the film. Zhou Xingxing drank mineral water himself.


    Even Yuanhua couldn''t help but quietly pull Li Tiezhu aside and asked in a low voice, "pillar, what''s the situation? Zhou Xingxing has been very good to you these two days. It''s not normal."


    Li Tiezhu knew it well and said, "maybe it''s hard to see me running and practicing martial arts every morning and writing scripts at night."


    Yuanhua: "speak human words, big brother."


    "Martial uncle, it''s inappropriate for you to call me big brother."


    "Don''t talk nonsense."


    "It''s nothing. I found Zhou Xingxing drilling into Huang Yiyi''s room. It''s sneaky, you know!"


    "So, he bought you a drink. Is it a sealing fee?"


    "Otherwise? I''m a tight lipped person, which is my bottom line. But who calls you my martial uncle? Martial uncle culture, I shouldn''t lie, so don''t tell others about it."


    "Understand."


    Yuanhua left with a strange smile and met Huang Yiyi, who served tea and water in the program group, and nodded politely.


    After a while, he found Yuanqiu: "no! No! Eldest martial sister, our martial nephew may be targeted by the director."


    Yuanqiu: "what''s the matter? He''s male number one. Is Zhou Xingxing crazy? For him? Didn''t you buy him coke?"


    Yuan qiushen said mysteriously, "you don''t know... Li Tiezhu saw Zhou Xingxing and Huang Yiyi in bed with his own eyes. Uh huh! Understand? This matter is serious! He seems to be good to Li Tiezhu, but in fact? We all know how cheap and stingy Zhou Xingxing is. The more he is, the more dangerous he is!"


    Yuanqiu nodded: "don''t tell anyone about it. I''ll call Yuanbao."


    Yuanhua said, "I''m tight lipped! Because you''re my senior sister and related to the future of our martial nephew Tiezhu, otherwise, I won''t tell anyone!"


    Half an hour later, Huang Yiyi helped move several props.


    She also learned from Li Tiezhu. She did chores on the crew in the 19th, and the director must give me a high look. Anyway, she has won the heroine now. As long as she finishes the performance, she will definitely be angry. Now she is very confident and doesn''t care about doing some hard work.


    But just as he was giving water to a group, suddenly, the aunt with onions pulled her and said:


    "You should be careful. I just heard that the director went into the actor''s room in the middle of the night and came out in the morning. Eh... Something''s wrong! Li Tiezhu saw it with his own eyes. Aunt, I''m usually tight lipped, but girl, I think you''re kind-hearted and kind to remind you. Don''t tell others?"


    Huang Yiyi smiled and thanked, then turned around, and the smile on her face disappeared completely.


    Who?


    Who the hell is robbing me?


    No wonder I failed to hint again and again. It turns out that he still has an object to vent on the crew?


    However, there is no one who looks like a person except me. Who can it be? Is it Jane? Her figure is OK, but her face... Isn''t Zhou Xingxing so hungry?


    In the twinkling of an eye, at dinner in the afternoon, Huang Yiyi deliberately approached Li Tiezhu and talked to him about Nortel. She also graduated from Nortel.


    Suddenly, Huang Yiyi''s topic changed: "who is it?"


    Li Tiezhu almost choked: "what is who?"


    "Who is that man?"


    "What, who is that man?"


    "You know what I''m talking about, junior brother, we''re together! Now the whole crew has spread it all over. Help me and tell me something?"


    Li Tiezhu is confused. My God, martial uncle Yuanhua is unreliable! I''m tight lipped and just tell you, how many people did you tell? You killed me!


    Huang Yiyi stares at Li Tiezhu.


    Obviously, she must get the man''s name, or she will never stop.


    Li Tiezhu was sweating in a cold sweat. Suddenly, he had an idea and said, "it''s Yuanhua, my martial uncle Yuanhua."


    Huang Yiyi was confused, then shocked, and then... Suddenly realized!


    "So it is! No wonder..."


    Li Tiezhu was relieved to see that he believed in him. If you die, you won''t die. Martial uncle has high seniority and strong pressure resistance. It''s up to you!


    Huang Yiyi said with a bitter smile: "careless, careless... The taste is so tricky!"


    Another day, Liu Xiaohua came to the crew with a box.


    Zhou Xingxing gave the crew a half day off to pick up Liu Xiaohua, which stunned a group of famous actors. After putting their luggage in the hotel, Zhou Xingxing took Liu Xiaohua to the crew again.


    "Look! This pigsty stronghold is specially built by me to make this play! Is it retro? Is it good? If you like, I''ll add a play for you here."


    Liu Xiaohua: "it''s so hot!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "look here, I specially installed air conditioning in this room on the first floor. You can stay here at ordinary times. There is also an freezer with a lot of ice cream in it."


    Outside, a group of famous people dressed up and waiting for the bombing and filming looked at each other. Which leader came to inspect? Or did aliens invade the earth? You want Xingye to receive you in person?


    Finally, we all know that the domineering girl is Li Tiezhu''s half sister.


    Li Tiezhu said, "sorry! I have no way..."


    Huang Yiyi was also at the scene. She was so angry that her chest circumference rose a circle and clenched her teeth secretly. Shit! It turns out that Zhou Xingxing''s taste has become so tricky, Yuanhua? Liu Xiaohua? Can you talk about it?


    Forget it, act well. Don''t think about seven or eight.


    It''s no use thinking about it.


    You see, through the window, you can see that Liu Xiaohua is sitting in a chair with a golden knife. Zhou Xingxing, the king of comedy, squats next to her and looks at her mobile phone. He doesn''t know what to talk about. Zhou Xingxing even makes a laugh with such a humble action.


    Li Tiezhu is also very fascinated. Will Liu Xiaohua drop her head? Or did you hang up like me? She won''t... Have an improper relationship with Zhou Xingxing, will she?


    Inside, Liu Xiaohua flipped the photos in her mobile phone to show Zhou Xingxing, saying:


    "Don''t blame me for not thinking about you! I don''t blame you for robbing me. How far have I done this for you? Although my head teacher, abbess extinction, is vicious, she is decent and beautiful. She hasn''t been married in her thirties. It''s more than enough for you. If you don''t like me, it doesn''t matter. Just think I haven''t been here. Where am I from Where are you going... Xingzi! My life and death in the next two years of high school are in your hands. Dating is not a shame! But how can you drill into the actress''s room? Depravity! Corruption! "


    "How do you know?"


    "Tiktok, ah, Jane!"


    (because things at home are late again, 354 are sent. Forgive me!)

 Chapter 514

    "Jane? Are you serious?"


    "Isn''t it?"


    "Xiaohua, don''t believe those gossip. These people often black me and say I''m rotten, stingy and never treat."


    "You are so unconvincing, Lao Zhou."


    Zhou Xingxing gave up his explanation. He felt that his true statement sounded like sophistry, which hurt him very much. I am such a person with solid character and abundant martial ethics. Why don''t people believe me?


    There must be something wrong with the world.


    "Jane fell in love with ah Qiang. On a starry night, the plane flew over her head..."


    Zhou Xingxing came out of the house singing a song. His expression was very helpless.


    Yuanhua: "did you hit it down?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "what?"


    Yuanhua: "the plane that flew over your head that night."


    Zhou Xingxing: "neuropathy!"


    Ah Zhen, who is fighting for water and feet with fried sauce under the faucet, looked at Zhou Xingxing and Yuanhua, turned and twisted away: "hate..."


    She looked shy. When she passed by Huang Yiyi, she said, "every good thing in a man, bah!"


    Huang Yiyi immediately upset the vinegar jar in her heart. It turned out to be true!


    Seeing Huang Yiyi''s expression, Jane became more shy and ran away quickly. It''s over. Even Huang Yiyi knows that the star Lord secretly loves me. What a shame! So is Xingye. It''s good to bury such things in your heart. Why tell others?


    Obviously, the version Jane heard was different from others.


    Zhou Xingxing looked at Jane''s artificial escape, shrugged her shoulders, smiled bitterly, shook her head, and then walked to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu resolutely picked up the phone: "hello? Ah! Yes... This thing is very complicated. I''ll find a quiet place to tell you."


    Zhou Xingxing took off Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone, and the screen was black.


    "I want to have a good chat! Let''s go. Do you smoke?"


    "If you don''t smoke, you will."


    "Then have one. What do you mean? Didn''t you agree to keep your mouth shut?"


    "This cigarette is so hot. Where did you buy it? It can''t be a fake cigarette, can it?"


    "Ha ha."


    "What, I didn''t say anything."


    "Have you seen a fist with a big sandbag?"


    "I was wrong."


    After training Li Tiezhu in a cold sweat, Zhou Xingxing turned and walked away with a cigarette in his mouth. As he walked, he shouted to the audience: "what are you looking at? Haven''t you seen such a handsome director? Work quickly and start shooting soon! The mud can''t help the wall!"


    Li Tiezhu wiped his sweat and found a corner to shrink up to read the script.


    It''s really dangerous to reduce your IQ. Last night, I spent 100 intelligence points to buy "people in an embarrassing way", and my intelligence decreased by 6 points.


    Originally, he had 95 intelligence points, and there were 94 points in the balance.


    Now it''s like this:


    Current intelligence: 89 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 0 points.


    Music Achievement: 15442 points.


    Variety achievement: 8438 points.


    Film and television achievements: 8298 points.


    Tiktok: 138 million 110 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99%.


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: obedience symbol x3


    As soon as zhente returned to the pre liberation period, his initial intelligence value was 87 points, and he tossed about 89 points for two years???


    Li Tiezhu can only comfort himself that fools have silly blessings, and low intelligence is conducive to physical and mental health.


    It''s not. Zhou Xingxing has just been beaten to death. He is happy again in the twinkling of an eye. Wow, I''m going to talk to maozi about life philosophy and poetry at night. I''m so happy! Talk to her!


    In the afternoon, continue filming.


    This section is the play of Li Tiezhu Zhongdao, which can be described as the most wonderful part of the whole film. Zhou Xingxing is very demanding.


    Li Tiezhu looks even worse after his mental decline. His face is in place.


    There are many non physical performances in this plot, which is difficult for Li Tiezhu. For example, putting a knife in his body and dropping the doctor''s poisonous snake made him a little uncomfortable.


    Finally, there was no way. Zhou Xingxing asked the prop group to get him a knife and a snake with teeth pulled out, and Li Tiezhu finished the performance.


    Everyone began to finish work.


    Li Tiezhu pinched a snake and rubbed it wrong. Huang Yiyi almost peed. After dropping his wisdom, Li Tiezhu, who is good at confusing behavior, came back.


    Zhou Xingxing: "what are you doing? Return the snake and rent it. If you die, you will pay for it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s too hot. Give it back when you drop the temperature."


    Snakes are cold.


    This section was photographed by the director''s staff and the sound of the trembling sound was up, and Li Tiezhu went on tiktok again.


    General operation!


    Since the discovery of Li Tiezhu''s hot search physique, every crew where he works will try to shoot his confusion and post it on the Internet to promote the effect.


    That''s how soldier assault was warmed up.


    The phone shook in his trouser pocket. Li Tiezhu lost the snake and took out his mobile phone. It was master''s phone?! This is the old birthday star... No, it''s the flowering of iron trees!


    "Hello, master!"


    Cheng Dalong''s kind voice came from the opposite side: "how was the shooting at Zhou Xingxing? Did he scold you?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zhou Xingxing and said, "the star is very good to me! He is handsome and kind, speaks well, is kind to me, and often invites me to dinner."


    Jackie Chan: "I see! He''s fierce, evil, eating and drinking, right? He''s so tasteless. Ignore him."


    "OK."


    "It''s such a situation. I''m making a new movie recently. It''s also a new year''s festival file. I''m investing in big production! I just want to give you a chance to test how your self-taught martial arts foundation is. So, you play a male number three! Don''t say that master doesn''t take care of you."


    "When?"


    "Next month. You should have just finished Kung Fu and just have time."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while. Sure enough, he had time. What should he do? He crazily pulled his cerebellar bag melon. How can he reasonably refuse? Let''s put it off.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the name of master''s new film?"


    "Magic detective Pu Songling! Fantasy, martial arts and funny."


    "Ah, that''s great."


    It''s a bad movie!


    Li Tiezhu felt numb on his scalp. Just then, his mobile phone shook again. When Li Tiezhu saw it, Wu Jing sent a wechat message to ask Li Tiezhu to guest star in a science fiction film called wandering earth.


    Li Tiezhu immediately said to the phone, "master! What a coincidence, isn''t it? I just promised Wu Jing to guest star in wandering earth, a science fiction film."


    Jackie Chan: "doesn''t he shoot battle Dragon 3?"


    "He didn''t direct it. He invested, acted and uncle... I promised. Alas! Unfortunately, Shifu, I can''t help you."


    "Well... Hang up."


    "Master, pay attention to your body. Don''t be too tired. Be careful not to..."


    Toot~


    Too realistic.


    Li Tiezhu shook his shoulders. Although my intelligence value is not enough, I have been wandering for more than two years and have been very experienced with the teaching of magical animals.


    Trying to fool me?


    It''s not that easy!


    He never called me all year round, never called me when filming, and suddenly contacted me, either to borrow money or to cheat people.


    This kind of master... How lovely?


    Plastic teachers and disciples have a deep love, not as good as my uncle!


    After rejecting master, Li Tiezhu called Wu Jing back. It was obvious that Wu Jing was more reliable. Moreover, it is impossible for him to accept bad films now. Films in which he is willing to star and provide help should be more popular.


    Soon he settled with Wu Jing. Because there were not many scenes, he decided to shoot a week''s play next month.


    Li Tiezhu is so popular.


    Obviously, both of them pull Li Tiezhu to boost the popularity of the new film.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu refused Zhou Xingxing''s invitation to dinner and slipped out to find lengba.


    Zhou Xingxing''s treat was also forced by Liu Xiaohua. It can''t be true.


    In the new secret base, Li Tiezhu held a whip in his right hand and a beer in his left hand. Lengba screamed.


    "Master, are you too powerful? Smoke hard!"


    "Don''t try too hard. It''s technical work. You don''t understand."


    "Oh, no wonder I don''t turn it."


    "Practice makes perfect. Just play it a few more times. Why do you think of playing it when you are so big?"


    "From a straight suitor."


    "What does he think? Give the girl a top?"


    "Oh... You are a straight man yourself. How can you say something about others? At that time, I complained in the crew that my low back injury had been committed again, and I had to record the dance forest conference in a few days. I didn''t know if I could dance. When he heard it, he bought me a pair of gyroscopes and said that pumping the gyroscopes could strengthen my body and speed up my recovery. I can only say that it makes sense!"


    Lengba also took a bottle of pre mixed cocktail and said helplessly.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Oh."


    Lengba pretended to be angry: "Oh, it''s over? Don''t you ask who is chasing me? Aren''t you afraid I promise him?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not afraid."


    Lengba was speechless: "well... What are you going to give me for my waist injury?"


    Li Tiezhu picked up the top, put it on the tea table, sat on the sofa and said, "I called my third uncle and asked him to buy some dog skin plaster in the town and send it to you. My old man broke his waist and pasted the plaster on the back for several years. Later, he could fight Aunt Liu."


    Lengba: "it''s not as good as a top! You''re a straight steel man."


    Li Tiezhu frowned. Why is it straight when the plaster is so easy to use?


    Lengba put down the bottle and squatted slowly to Li Tiezhu''s leg: "meow..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    When the cat got permission, he operated skillfully, very gentle and clever, like a real cat.


    In maozi, Li Tiezhu is more popular.


    "Hiss -"


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of beer and was shocked.


    The cat raised his head and opened his sticky red lips slightly: "are you just greedy for my body? You have no feelings for me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! What I like is your interesting soul."


    as sure as fate


    On this point, Li Tiezhu didn''t lie. Speaking of flat chested, he thought that the funny degree of cat was much higher than that of erha.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu''s sincere eyes, Leng barrow smiled proudly, flew Li Tiezhu, bought his body and worked harder.


    Li Tiezhu stroked lengba''s delicate face and sighed, "the beer tonight is delicious! Kitten, would you like some?"


    Lengba bolted, "Oh... I''ll drink later."


    F

 Chapter 515

    The next morning, wearing sexy pajamas, sister Mi lay lazily on the sofa, drinking warm milk, looking at Li Tiezhu, who was embarrassed and blushed, and said:


    "Listen to lengba... It''s delicious below you. Can I eat it?"


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to hear, looked left and right, and was ready to find a chance to slip away.


    Sister Mi said again, "just fried egg noodles, light."


    Such a bottom!


    Li Tiezhu glanced at Yang Mi. The other party''s eyes looked very strange. He jumped in his heart, turned his head to lengba and asked his cat for help.


    The cat said angrily, "sister MI, don''t scare him! You''ve eaten everything you should eat. What''s the use of saying this? Don''t be afraid, master. Go and cook noodles. I want pickled cabbage noodles."


    Yang Mi stopped talking and watched the delicious snacks escape into the kitchen to cook. She couldn''t help laughing and said to lengba, "Hey! You really found a treasure! He''s too strong. I''m afraid now..."


    Lengba was a little upset: "hum! This is only one time. It won''t be an example."


    Yang Mi: "stingy! Good sisters should know how to share."


    Lengba rolled her eyes: "please put on your underwear first, okay? You shouldn''t return it..."


    Yang Mi: "I''m on vacation today. I stay at home and don''t go out. Why do I wear underwear? Besides, iron pillars also like to watch."


    "Bah!"


    Lengba thinks this product is shameless and has a competition with her.


    However, anyway, iron pillar is a man and doesn''t suffer losses. That''s it! Even if it''s an extra benefit for my master. Liang Tian can do it. Why can''t sister Mi? She only allowed pine and bamboo to set fire, and I was not allowed to light the light?


    Yang Mei smiles, this is my house, and I has the final say in my family. It turned out that Yang Mi bought this secret base for filming in Hengdian. She doesn''t live much at ordinary times. Lengba and songzhuer came here some time ago and regarded it as a secret base because it is enough to hide people''s ears and eyes.


    However, Yang Mi, who was originally scheduled to come back today, came back in advance because she cancelled a notice. She broke the good deeds of Li Tiezhu and lengba, and later got involved in it.


    Three people walk, there must be my teacher!


    We learn from each other, communicate deeply and improve together.


    After cooking noodles, the three sat at the small table eating noodles without talking.


    "Cough, cough..."


    Li Tiezhu almost choked and drank a mouthful of water.


    Lengba said with concern, "what''s the matter? Master! Aren''t you choking?"


    Yang Mi, opposite Li Tiezhu, learned, "master, aren''t you choking? Cat, you''re really shameless!"


    Lengba: "it''s none of your business. Eat quickly, master. Are you still filming?"


    Li Tiezhu looked strange and said, "I have no play in the morning and go to shoot the green screen in the afternoon..."


    Lengba: "Oh, take a rest. Were you tired last night?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Yang Mi held back her smile and stirred the noodles with chopsticks. Her legs hurt li Tiezhu under the table. It was called refreshing. It was obvious that Tiezhu was angry and expanded badly.


    Lengba finally found something wrong. She bent down and looked angrily: "where''s the master eating? Sister MI, can you restrain yourself?"


    Yang Mi: "no!"


    Lengba was so angry that she got under the table and pushed Yang Mi''s feet away by force. Then she didn''t get up again.


    Li Tiezhu''s expression is even more strange. The cat is too considerate.


    Yang Mi also knew what was happening now. Holding her chin, she asked Li Tiezhu, "Hey! Talk to you about business."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Oh!"


    "A friend said let me ask you a favor."


    "Hiss..."


    "His name is Huang Daming. What, now they are recording a program called Chinese restaurant. Do you know this program?"


    "Yes! My brother Xiaokai is also recording that program."


    "That''s easy to do! The thing is, their chef is injured and needs to rest for a short time. Therefore, they don''t have a chef now. They want you to replace phase III."


    "Why me?"


    "It''s very simple! Their chef is a professional chef who has been to a variety show, which is very rare. If they find a new chef at this time, the popularity is not high and there is no sense of variety, which will affect the quality of the program. Therefore, they don''t have many choices. There are only three, Huang Sanshi, Zhang Yin and you. Huang Daming asked those two people, and the schedule can''t be moved, so ask you."


    "Well..."


    "In fact, he asked me to inquire about your intentions through lengba. After all, your affairs are not a secret. If you can, he will let Wang Xiaokai tell you. However, I think we are close friends now, so I asked you directly."


    "Ah! If the schedule can be moved, I''ll help Xiaokai. It''s not easy for him."


    Yang Mi took a sip of noodle soup: "that''s all right. I''ll get back to him. If you come here... It''s estimated that Wang Xiaokai will contact you."


    This is fire fighting!


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Yang Mi took out her mobile phone and asked, "how much is the first phase of the announcement fee?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you help Xiaokai, look at it."


    Yang Mi: "OK, 1.8 million. Your new program is popular abroad. It''s time to raise the price. This program is recorded abroad again..."


    Li Tiezhu said politely, "thank you, sister Mi!"


    Yang Mi waved: "be polite to me, what? It''s all her own!" then she looked under the table and said, "can I help you?"


    Lengba: "get out! It''s all your good deeds, mutter..."


    Yang Mi shrugged and saw what you could do!


    She pushed the noodle bowl, got up and left: "I''ll go back to sleep and have a good time."


    Li Tiezhu buried his head and ate noodles.


    Things are getting more and more strange. Why do so many strange things happen in a daze? Moreover, lengba is still... What a terrible thing! It turns out that this kind of thing in this circle is normal?


    Boys should know how to protect themselves outside. Sure enough, they can''t be taken advantage of like this in the future!


    However, sister MI is much better than sister Tian... It''s terrible!


    Lengba is a chaste martyr in front of her!


    Yang Mi went back to the second bedroom to make up her sleep, and then listened to the tragic war outside. Suddenly, she regretted. I knew I would help lengba. What do young people sleep in the morning? How good it is to exercise.


    Life lies in sports!


    ¡­¡­


    It was almost eleven o''clock before Li Tiezhu came to the set, and no one blamed him, because he really didn''t play in the morning and had to wait around three thirty in the afternoon. It''s the scene of a race with a knife and a charterer, with special effects on the green screen.


    But it was such a simple few scenes that Li Tiezhu worked very hard. On the contrary, master Qiu of Yuan Dynasty completed it very easily.


    Zhou Xingxing wanted to get angry, but Liu Xiaohua was drinking milk tea over there. He endured it again and again, squeezed out a smile, sat on the green cushion and said to Li Tiezhu, "how can this be difficult? You are a top student in the performance school. Can''t you even make this? Don''t be kidding? Everyone is very busy!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I haven''t graduated yet! And I didn''t get in by strength."


    Zhou Xingxing was speechless. He directly threw him to Yuanqiu and asked her to guide Li Tiezhu''s acting.


    Half an hour later, Yuanqiu breathlessly filled a bottle of mineral water: "that fool of yuanlou..."


    Yuanhua said, "what did you do, younger martial brother?"


    Yuanqiu pointed to Li Tiezhu''s direction: "what a stupid apprentice! I''m so angry! You teach him."


    Yuanhua chuckled: "he''s still young and has little experience. Yuanlou doesn''t teach him. It''s no wonder the child can''t blame him. It''s also strange for yuanlou. He doesn''t teach his disciples at ordinary times. When he doesn''t have a big name in filming, he still wants to pit Tiezhu to play a role. It''s really too much. I think Tiezhu is also an honest child. I''ll talk to him well..."


    Five minutes later, Yuanhua also came back and poured water angrily: "yuanlou fool!"


    Yuanqiu: "hum! How do you feel? That''s an elm head."


    Yuanhua still favors Li Tiezhu: "don''t blame him! Blame yuanlou. He took his apprentice and didn''t teach. Now we''re tired of teaching him apprentices. What do you think? Elder martial sister! Call yuanlou and scold yuanlou when we have time. His apprentice... Can''t carry it!"


    Yuan Qiu nodded deeply: "indeed..."


    Zhou Xingxing came over: "what? Is there any other way?"


    Yuanhua and Yuanqiu shook their heads.


    Liu Xiaohua, who was sucking milk tea, said, "I have a way! I promise to finish my brother right away."


    Zhou Xingxing: "what way?"


    Liu Xiaohua took out her mobile phone and dialed songzhu''er. She said, "you tell my sister-in-law that she and my brother can communicate."


    Zhou Xingxing: "how is this possible? I can''t communicate at the scene..."


    Even so, Zhou Xingxing said his request to songzhu''er on the phone. Then, Liu Xiaohua found the decadent Li Tiezhu with her mobile phone. The latter listened to her daughter-in-law''s words on the phone and soon became happy.


    "That''s so simple? Then the three of them talked for a long time without understanding anything. Spicy claws are the smartest. I understand! One more!"


    One by one.


    Is it our problem that Zhou Xingxing, Yuanhua and Yuanqiu look at each other?


    Under the remote control of songzhuer, Li Tiezhu''s next shooting was also very smooth. Most of them were one shot, and at most three were taken.


    It went horribly well.


    Zhou Xingxing is more suspicious of life. There must be something wrong. It can never be my problem!


    Although he didn''t admit defeat, Zhou Xingxing still grasped the trick. In the next few days, as long as Li Tiezhu''s acting failed to meet his requirements, he didn''t talk nonsense with Li Tiezhu. He immediately called songzhuer and asked her to translate.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s next play was completed very smoothly. Some scenes even exceeded Zhou Xingxing''s imagination and can be described as extraordinary play.


    In another ten days, Li Tiezhu finished the literary drama smoothly.


    In the next ten days, without Li Tiezhu''s play, he happened to report back to school and his sophomore year began.


    Wang Xiaokai, who originally asked for leave, also came back. Because the chef was injured, their program has been suspended for half a month. At present, they are signing a contract with Li Tiezhu. When Wang Xiaokai came back this time, in addition to the opening of school, the most important thing was to get rid of Li Tiezhu for the program team, because it seemed that there was no complete agreement because of the announcement fee.


    Li Tiezhu only went to the third phase, but the price of a single phase has been the same as that of Huang Daming, 1.8 million. The other party said it was unacceptable. This is a matter of face.


    Zhang Xiaomeng choked back on the spot: "what''s the unhappiness with Huang Daming when he has the same value as Li Tiezhu? Isn''t this something to be happy about?"


    But after all, the other party is an old qualification. In addition, Li Tiezhu is incompatible with the baby according to the pig. Huang Daming is normal to be angry. Therefore, the burden of inviting Li Tiezhu to be qualified falls on Wang Xiaokai.


    Simply put, it''s time to start playing emotional cards.

 Chapter 516

    That night, Wang Xiaokai persuaded Li Tiezhu to pay 1.75 million for each issue with an unskilled technique of making beds and hanging mosquito nets. A symbolic concession finally led to the signing of Li Tiezhu and Chinese restaurant.


    Speaking of this, Wang Xiaokai is also a ghost. Jill is angry: "Chef Lin is not physically hurt, but his heart is hurt."


    In the evening, 315 began the tea party in the middle of the night.


    Wu Lei said, "is it Huang Daming?"


    Wang Xiaokai said, "how do you know about big tongue playing?"


    Wu Lei: "I''ve worked with him twice. There''s a word called flattery and deception. I can''t say that I have a bad character. Generally speaking, I like to pretend to be forced and self righteous. People who are popular with him are very good at being a man. Others..."


    Li Zhixuan worried: "will Tiezhu be bullied by him when he goes back? If I knew so, I wouldn''t go. You still have two movies in the second half of the year. Aren''t you tired?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "what do you mean, hammer? I''ve been recording programs with him for so long. Don''t you worry about me? You''re worried about Han PI before he goes?"


    Li Zhixuan: "you''re a hammer!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "shit, I curse you to go back and inherit your property!"


    Li Tiezhu finally said, "do you think I''m red or they''re red?"


    Wu Lei: "it''s not clear. He has been around for a long time and has a strong relationship. You are popular enough. However, from his forced request for the program group to lower the price for you, we can see that he doesn''t think you are more popular than him. Do you still guess the other party''s attitude after you go?"


    Li Tiezhu turned over and sighed: "it''s intriguing to record a program. My previous programs were very simple."


    Wang Xiaokai: "You Know Jill," infinite challenge "is simple? The big three are crazy. There are still some things you don''t know. Mushroom house is simple? Don''t you see that the two masters bring their own people. Most people want to spend money. Do you think Yue Yupeng didn''t pay the price when he took you? Besides, your oh Huo primitive man" Is it easy? You don''t know that you were stuck in the audit at the beginning? You were robbed of traffic maliciously when broadcasting? These things were handled by Zhang Xiaomeng and the monitor, but I didn''t tell you. "


    Li Tiezhu: "there are so many things behind this?"


    Wang Xiaokai Leng hum: "so you''re a fool! You''re really lucky. Do you know that you were pressed down for a hot search two months ago? Lengba slapped a small third of the management in the crew because she said bad things about you. Then the capital behind the small third began to make a hot search, which was forced down by sister MI. The small third was also opened by the crew and didn''t dare to fart."


    Li Tiezhu: "they didn''t tell me!"


    Li Zhixuan said: "I also know one thing. The director group of Mushroom House hopes you will stay this year, but Huang Sanshi kicked you in order to bring Zhang Zifeng and Yi Xing."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know that."


    Wu Lei: "once said, what the monitor said to your dog is really speechless. He plays less and less and helps you manage the studio."


    Li Zhixuan: "so I''m still smart. I sign Tiezhu studio directly. I don''t care about anything. I''m still taken care of by the monitor in my class. Hey hey..."


    Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei are not envious of this. They have their own studio and make a lot of money.


    Li Zhixuan is different. He is short of everything but money. There are scenes in Li Tiezhu''s studio. Why not?


    During the summer vacation, his old man was stubborn, but he liked to watch soldier assault. Finally, he recognized Li Zhixuan''s choice and proposed to spend 200 million to build a studio for him and pave the way.


    Li Zhixuan flatly refused. Acting is my dream. Don''t defile my dream with your smelly money!


    After opening the studio, don''t I become the boss again? You are changing your way to let me inherit the family property. I won''t be fooled!


    As smart as me.


    Wang Xiaokai still reminded: "Han PI, let''s record the program this time. Just cook. Don''t conflict with that man."


    Li Tiezhu: "Ju Chang means that I think I will suffer?"


    Wang Xiaokai threw a pillow: "hammer, I''m afraid you''ll hit someone. That person really owes me sometimes..."


    Li Tiezhu said: "don''t worry, I''ve got a few things in my heart, but counseling is not my style. You know my brother Yao? Jianghu people call him a wandering WiFi! He was bullied by this man, and I have to avenge him."


    Wang Xiaokai: "give me back the pillow. I''ll tell you a hammer and doze off!"


    Two days later, Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu flew to Italy, a legendary sand carving country that likes to eat noodles and forcibly surrender.


    At the beginning of the fifth season of the third issue of Chinese restaurant, it was a video of chef Lin cooking, which had been recorded before.


    The barrage is lovely:


    "I''m a chef, but why am I afraid when I see you cooking?"


    "Dark cuisine!"


    "Chef Lin applied three kilograms of hair gel?"


    "I love Wang Xiaokai."


    "Why is it still this product? I''m serious?"


    "Come and see Yang Xiaoxue."


    "Chef Lin made spicy chicken?"


    "It doesn''t feel very authentic."


    "That''s it?"


    "Chef!"


    "Li Tiezhu has done it, which is different from this practice."


    "Chef Lin is a western chef."


    "The improved method is more suitable for the taste of ordinary people."


    In order to be coherent, when recording, all the artists changed their clothes on the day they stopped shooting and pretended to hold a summary meeting. Store manager Huang Daming first said that chef Lin was accidentally injured and would be absent for several periods. Then, with a black face, he scolded the two newcomers who had just come out to help, who made what mistakes.


    He finally said, "Chef Lin has also made a mistake. Although he has recovered from his injury, he''d better deduct his salary."


    At this time, Yang Xiaoxue was still eating with her head down.


    Huang Daming''s tone was not good and said, "have you finished?"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "hmm?"


    Huang Daming: "why don''t you finish it first and let''s talk about it?"


    Obviously dissatisfied with each other.


    Yang Xiaoxue was stunned, so she had to put down the tableware silently and dared not eat again: "I think..."


    Huang Daming spread his hands: "I don''t want you to think, I want me to think, OK?"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "OK."


    Qin Lu wanted to ease the atmosphere. Before she could speak, Huang Daming spoke again.


    "Listen to me in all actions! OK? Don''t make your own claims, OK? Right is also a person. Right, wrong is more than one person''s fault! We have to do it in the right direction, okay?"


    As always strong, brainless strong.


    Qin Lu couldn''t help but curl her lips.


    Everyone has no opinion. It''s obviously convinced by the president. It''s so cool to convince people with reason.


    Huang Daming was happy and began to arrange the work for the next day.


    Everyone has a rest.


    Barrage daily ridicule President:


    "Oh, oh ~"


    "The store manager is amazing!"


    "The atmosphere is always so tense this season. There is no feeling at all."


    "If you don''t do anything, you know beep."


    "Light snow is so pathetic."


    "Why do you choose to say things at dinner and don''t let people eat?"


    "Xiaokai looked helpless."


    "Listen to you, and then have a meeting the next day. Everyone is wrong, isn''t it?"


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu came to the Chinese restaurant with a box. Obviously, it was a performance.


    Yang Xiaoxue''s acting skills are still good. He ran in a small way: "there''s a guest! There''s a guest! No, it''s not a guest, it''s a cook."


    Everyone came out to meet the inquiry, which was arranged by the director.


    Wang Xiaokai first came forward to take Li Tiezhu''s box and introduced it to everyone: "do you all know? My brother Li Tiezhu in the opposite shop."


    Qin Lu came up and hugged Li Tiezhu: "know! Whoever doesn''t know him in the past two years will be out."


    Li Tiezhu was very polite: "Hello, aunt Qin Lu! A small gift is no respect."


    Songzhuer''s gift giving method reappears in the Jianghu, giving out a set of cosmetics. After all, what is the catalogue? It''s a record of human sophistication!


    Yang Xiaoxue also greeted Li Tiezhu and received gifts.


    Then there were two coolies in aprons. They were beaten on the face. They were obviously bullied and had a very depressed life here.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know any of them, but it doesn''t hinder gift giving.


    Finally, Huang Daming held out his hand and said, "welcome to the Chinese restaurant. I''m Huang Daming, the store manager."


    Li Tiezhu did not shake hands with him, but directly stuffed a whitening toothpaste into his hand. It seemed that the scene was once embarrassing, as if Huang Daming stretched out his hand to ask for something.


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "Hello uncle! I grew up watching your TV."


    Huang Daming: "am I that old?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes!"


    It''s so straightforward. Serious brother never beat around the bush.


    Huang Daming was a little upset: "call me brother. They all call me brother Daming."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "that''s no good. My generation is in disorder. I was in 1998, more than 20 years younger than you... Zhu Er often taught me to respect my predecessors in the circle!"


    Huang Daming opened his mouth and finally failed to say a coquettish word.


    Li Tiezhu made up a knife impolitely: "how did Uncle Huang remember to record variety? You don''t have a sense of variety."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "Puff..."


    Qin Lu held back, and the two newcomers behind him had strange expressions and felt uncomfortable.


    Li Tiezhu is not here to put out the fire, is he here to arch the fire?


    Wang Xiaokai interrupted and pulled Li Tiezhu away: "go upstairs. I''ll take you to your room to put things. Store manager, we''ll come down to help soon!"


    Barrage:


    "I knew it! I knew it!"


    "The picture is too comfortable."


    "Beautiful!"


    "I have to fight him with an iron pillar."


    "From the announcement that Li Tiezhu was coming, I knew that the president would be punished!"


    "Just wait, this is the beginning."


    "What''s the matter with serious brother? He''s just telling the truth. What bad thoughts can he have?"


    "There is really no sense of variety."


    "You see, Tiezhu has a good sense of variety, uncle Huang! Poof..."


    "If only he asked Li Tiezhu if I was so greasy."


    "I was going to give up. When I saw the serious brother, I caught up again."


    "The iron pillar against people has always been so true that it can''t be refuted."


    After putting away their luggage, Li Tiezhu and Wang Xiaokai came to the back kitchen and saw Qin Lu cooking noodles, Yang Xiaoxue washing vegetables and the other two coolies busy. Store manager Huang Daming was there talking.


    "Today, we should prepare the ingredients in advance, not like yesterday. As long as we are perfect, we are not afraid of any accidents... Who, Xiaokai and Tiezhu, go and help wash the dishes."


    Wang Xiaokai nodded.


    Li Tiezhu said, "your chef washes the dishes himself? The store manager washes them. I have to check what ingredients I have. I have to know."


    Huang Daming stared at Li Tiezhu strangely.


    Li Tiezhu glared back: "why? You can''t even wash vegetables? It''s all right. Xiaokai will teach you."

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    Huang Daming shrugged, made a very western movement and expression, and asked me to wash the vegetables?


    There is no mistake!


    Qin Lu said, "Daming, help them. Tie Zhu is the chef as soon as he comes. It''s right to know first! He has to set the menu."


    Li Tiezhu looked at all kinds of vegetables, which were purchased by the former chef. After a few eyes, he felt that they were really wasteful! Is it necessary to buy this kind of vegetables that sell well? After cooked, I can''t see it. The chef has a high level and high vision.


    Looking at the meat in the refrigerator, Li Tiezhu immediately admired it. Is this NIMA too rich?


    If only the original man had such luxury.


    Then, Li Tiezhu went to check the kitchen utensils and spices. After confirming that they were basically complete and of high quality, Li Tiezhu found that it was not difficult. He is not a chef. He must be very poor professionally, but Li Tiezhu has a unique skill. He can do... Dam banquet, which is commonly known as jiudou bowl in southern Sichuan.


    That thing is no more efficient than opening a restaurant? And it tastes good! General dam banquets are less than a hundred people and more than five or six hundred people. It''s reasonable to say that ten tables can''t be taken. There are at least twenty or thirty tables for weddings and funerals. If it''s big, there are hundreds of tables on fifty or sixty tables.


    If chef Lin is sunny and white, then Li Tiezhu is a real servant.


    Huang Daming washed the potatoes with gloves and said, "are you finished? After reading, quickly set the menu and let Xiaoxue print it out. It''s almost ten o''clock."


    Li Tiezhu said, "are you washing potatoes?"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "You wash potatoes? Don''t you know it''s more convenient to wash potatoes after peeling? I finally understand why you''re the store manager."


    "I... wash it out first and then cut it. It''s the same in our north."


    "Who has a good knife?"


    Li Tiezhu ignored Huang Daming and asked everyone.


    Qin Lu raised her hand. The two newcomers were timid. They wouldn''t at first glance.


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''m ok."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the two eldest brothers are responsible for washing the dishes. Aunt Qin cuts the dishes. I said the menu. Aunt prepares the dishes according to the menu, and each dish is prepared according to the amount of 20 portions. Ju Chang, I don''t despise you. Don''t be ashamed of your knife worker. Go to order and serve the dishes. In addition, sister Xiaoxue, you remember the dishes."


    Yang Xiaoxue took the book: "OK!"


    Li Tiezhu: "steamed spare ribs, spicy chicken, sweet and sour tenderloin, fish flavored eggplant, fish flavored shredded pork, lotus white cooked pork, fried cabbage in soy sauce... Hot and sour vermicelli soup, cabbage tofu soup, laver egg soup, jelly, meat filled dumplings. How many dishes?"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "I count... Nineteen."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! That''s all."


    Huang Daming didn''t wash the potatoes anymore. He took his gloves and came over with Yang Xiaoxue''s book. He looked very seriously: "Why are the two fish flavor dishes? Besides, what''s the ghost of meat filled dumplings? Remove these three."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you don''t understand. I don''t blame you. If these three people are removed, they will sell very well. Trust me."


    "I''m a Chinese. I haven''t heard of dumplings with meat filling. You told me they would sell well?"


    "There are many things you haven''t heard of. If you don''t know how to cook, don''t pretend to be professional, because people who don''t know how to cook don''t know the taste of customers. They are all foreigners, so they don''t like spicy food very much. That''s it. That''s all for the menu."


    "But I think..."


    "I don''t want you to think, I want me to think! OK?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Huang Daming.


    Huang Daming was stunned. This line is inexplicably familiar.


    Yang Xiaoxue smiled again.


    The barrage is lively again:


    "Yes, yes, this is Li Tiezhu!"


    "I don''t want you to think, I want me to think, ha ha..."


    "Laugh to death."


    "Retribution comes too soon..."


    "How can there be meat filled dumplings? It''s serious."


    "I have."


    "Be reasonable. Meat dumplings beat sweet dumplings."


    "After tofu brain, will Tangyuan be involved in the dispute between sweet and salty? Shivering."


    "Li Tiezhu ordered more dishes than chef Lin. can he do it?"


    "He won''t tangle like chef Lin. the fish fried in advance doesn''t feel good..."


    "Watch Li Tiezhu."


    Has the final say, "what if I am the chef?" Li Tiezhu explained, "I am the chef. I have the final say. I''ll take charge of the kitchen manager. Uncle Huang, you look after the outside, and you can advertise more and distribute leaflets. You should do more than the other people. What do you do in the kitchen?" Huang Daming explained.


    Huang Daming: "I just look at your dishes from the perspective of management."


    "But you don''t know how to operate! Well, go and send leaflets. Don''t disturb our work. Ah, really... Potato washer!"


    Qin Lu couldn''t help laughing. This Li Tiezhu is so hard! The key is that he can always take advantage. Huang Daming, who made everyone angry a few days ago, was stunned.


    Huang Daming was not convinced: "I''m the store manager. I have the right to decide the dishes..."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t even have 20 tables today, it''s ok if the store doesn''t open. Although it''s recording programs, you can''t be so leisurely. Can you have 20 tables today?"


    Huang Daming finally stopped talking because he had 16 tables of guests on the most day in recent days.


    A new humanitarian: "twenty tables, just a few of us can''t do it."


    Li Tiezhu: "I once took ten people to cook four meals for 500 people for two consecutive days. There are no less than 12 dishes in each table. It''s only 20 tables. Is it difficult?"


    Arrogant!


    Quite arrogant!


    The new couple resolutely bowed their heads and counselled. They couldn''t afford to provoke us. They used us as animals? This master is much more cruel than manager Huang!


    Huang Daming also said, "OK! I''ll get you enough tables. If the guests are not satisfied, it''s your problem."


    You take the initiative to work hard. What am I afraid of?


    Li Tiezhu: "well, if it''s hard to attract guests, posting my photos outside the store must be overcrowded. More people know me than you."


    That is, Italy is the fashion kingdom, and aenpera Lee is the top figure in the fashion industry (dog head).


    Moreover, Li Tiezhu''s "primitive FAK" is also popular in Europe, and Italy is one of the hardest hit areas.


    Huang Daming left and Li Tiezhu began to mix the sauce.


    Twenty portions of sweet and sour ribs sauce, twenty portions of fish flavored shredded pork sauce and twenty portions of fish flavored eggplant sauce. Although the tastes of the three dishes are similar, the sauce gap is not small. Then, wrap steamed meat with flour, cut potatoes into pieces, put them at the bottom of the bowl, put the fried pork ribs on the top, and steam them directly in the pot.


    Then there is the jelly. Cut it into thin strips and put it in a bowl. Then put the table materials such as garlic paste, chives, oil pepper, sesame, soy sauce, vinegar and sesame oil into it and cover it.


    These are finished products. Just bring them to the table.


    Then, Li Tiezhu began to knead glutinous rice flour. After kneading, he personally cut the meat stuffing. The meat stuffing was well chopped. Add eggs, minced ginger, minced green onion, pepper, salt and a little soy sauce, and stir evenly to wrap dumplings.


    After cutting the shredded fungus, Qin Lu came over and looked curiously: "it''s the first time I''ve seen iron pillars and meat filled dumplings!"


    Li Tiezhu: "the glutinous rice balls from snacks in my house are filled with meat."


    Qin Lu: "really? I haven''t eaten in my life."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "my family also eats sugar fillings, but my grandmother eats meat fillings. Aunt, do you know that there is a kind of thing called Ye Erba in southern Sichuan? That is meat dumplings, but it is steamed and this is boiled."


    Qin Lu: "Oh! It''s that taste. It''s really delicious. I''ve eaten it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I can''t find the leaf cake here. Otherwise, I''ll make leaf cake. It''s steamed with steamed meat, and the meat is fragrant."


    Qin Lu sighed: "iron pillar is OK! How can you cook so well when you are so young?"


    Wang Xiaokai volunteered to add fuel and vinegar to Qin Lu''s story of Li Tiezhu''s tragic childhood. In the final analysis, poor children are in charge early. He is mainly tired of peeling potatoes and wants to be lazy.


    Qin Lu''s eyes were red.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Auntie, don''t listen to his nonsense. I learned cooking because my old man took me out to make money at the dam banquet. I learned to give him a hand. It''s so simple and make money."


    Barrage:


    "Haven''t you heard of ye''erba?"


    "Never heard of it."


    "What the hell! I don''t know any words."


    "There are two magical delicacies in southern Sichuan, fried cake and yeerba."


    "It''s all made of glutinous rice. One mung bean stuffing and one meat stuffing are super delicious."


    "We should also consider the taste of crooked nuts. They can''t eat spicy."


    "Who told you it was spicy?"


    "The span of this program is too large. The first one is a five-star executive chef, and this one is the chef of Baba banquet."


    "Hahaha..."


    After a while, Yang Xiaoxue came in with the printed menu to find Li Tiezhu: "look at Tiezhu, right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, but the menu is too rough. Foreigners don''t know what the dishes look like when they look at the menu!"


    Yang Xiaoxue said: "no way. Our dishes are changed every day. We can''t make a menu with pictures."


    Li Tiezhu: "why can''t we? Find a tablet, download a recipe app, the free one, and then find some photos on the Internet. Isn''t it over?"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "ah... It''s OK!"


    Li Tiezhu: "there is a line of small characters under the picture. The picture is for reference only. The dishes are subject to the kind."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "Oh!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. I''m so stupid. I know this stupid method. There''s no reason why you don''t know! Is my IQ common in our entertainment industry?


    Worrying!


    Your menu full of words is for foreigners. The key is not to stay in Levin. What do you want them to think?


    Like Chinese Western restaurants, only English and Japanese, without pictures, what do you think when you go to dinner?


    Just after eleven o''clock, four Italian people broke into the Chinese restaurant, looked around and whispered. They looked familiar with it, but their faces were indifferent.


    Wang Xiaokai went to entertain and handed over the flat menu.


    The two sides are communicating in English. Wang Xiaokai is still too young. He is very embarrassed because of the other party''s indifference.


    But in the end, the order succeeded.


    Wang Xiaokai was so happy that he shouted, "iron pillar! Jelly, spicy chicken, fish flavored eggplant, sweet and sour tenderloin, steamed ribs with flour, and a bottle of red wine."


    Li Tiezhu heard the sound and ran out. Who ordered so early?


    He came out and said, "there''s a bag in his head? Come to dinner at 11 o''clock! Spicy chicken with red wine? You call him Wuliangye."


    Wang Xiaokai: "


    Customers are God!


    "God! Aenpera Lee! It''s really him. You see, it''s really him. He came to us. I''m going to cry. I''m going to take a picture with him and send facebook..."


    A guy who looks like the captain of the United States went crazy in an instant.

 Chapter 518

    Then Li Tiezhu was surrounded by four people. Two chubby women took a group photo with Li Tiezhu, followed by the captain of the United States, and then the middle-aged man took a group photo with Li Tiezhu.


    Finally, the four muttered how much they liked Li Tiezhu, and Wang Xiaokai couldn''t translate it:


    "The fat sister said that your skin color is his favorite. She also likes you to build a house and cook in the program. She thinks you''re cool."


    "Big brother said he agreed with your fashion style. He bought a few pairs of liberation rubber shoes, psycho! This is fashion?"


    "I like your bamboo art. There is no bamboo in Europe, so he thinks you can do magic. I''ll go..."


    Li Tiezhu is signing for them. He is used to it. He was so popular in the United States last time. It''s hard to keep a low profile. Wang Xiaokai make complaints about it. Li Tiezhu wants to make complaints about himself. Are these people neurotic? Why do you like me?


    Li Tiezhu''s signature is very simple - Li.


    Huang Daming has been here for a long time. How can the store manager not participate in such a lively thing?


    Qin Lu and others also got out.


    Huang Daming make complaints about Li Tiezhu''s signature on the spot: "Wow! Your signature is too LOW, has your team signed your signature?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what kind of signature have you designed?"


    Huang Daming grabbed fat sister''s notebook and wanted to write.


    Fat sister: "no, no, no! Don''t destroy the signature Li gave me. Hey, how can you rob me? Who wants your signature?"


    Speaking English, Huang Daming understood, so it was more embarrassing.


    Huang Daming: "listen, madam, I am also a Chinese star. I have many fans."


    Fat sister: "I don''t know you! I only know Ian perra Lee!"


    "But I''m his uncle, do you understand?"


    "Come on! Don''t touch my notebook."


    Therefore, Huang Daming can only take a book in his own store, perform his signature, and then show it to Li Tiezhu: "see? This signature is designed, with higher recognition and better looking."


    Li Tiezhu: "Uncle Huang, don''t you think it''s stupid?"


    "Ah?"


    "Such a complex signature... What if there are too many people waiting to sign? Well, maybe you are suitable for yourself, but I am not suitable. If it is too complex, I will sign in with a soft hand."


    "I, you..."


    Huang damingxin said, I''m also very popular, okay? You were still wearing open crotch pants when I was red.


    However, the foreign fat sister will not lie when she looks at him. At least he is nothing here, and several other artists have no popularity. Unlike Li Tiezhu, he is the brightest star.


    After taking a group photo and signing, Li Tiezhu said, "translate it to them. From today on, Chinese restaurants don''t sell red wine. Give me some Wuliangye."


    Wang Xiaokai translated it directly.


    Others are a little nervous. They think Li Tiezhu has gone too far. Westerners are used to red wine.


    Who knows, the American captain said, "Oh, I know! It''s the kind of Chinese spirit that can be lit, right? Hey! I think we should try it. After all, it''s the wine recommended by Ian perra, isn''t it?"


    Fat sister: "of course! He is always so wise. We should trust him."


    The old man said, "our pasta was learned by Marco Polo from China. We have no borders with China. I think I will fall in love with Oriental spirits! To be honest, I even thought about making high alcohol by myself when I watched his program."


    In this way, the red wine was replaced by Wuliangye.


    Other people in the Chinese restaurant took their places. Huang Daming, who had nothing to do, entangled Li Tiezhu again:


    "What do you mean you don''t sell red wine in the future? We have a lot of red wine. What about the rest?"


    Li Tiezhu: "drink it yourself! Chinese restaurants sell red wine. Is it decent? Eat my dishes with red wine? You have to ask me if I agree!"


    Huang Daming is speechless. Why are you so rude?


    The Italian guy at the table had sat back at his table. After seeing the excitement of Li Tiezhu passed, he was indifferent again. Wang Xiaokai brought a bottle of Wuliangye. The other party said to pour it for them. Wang Xiaokai poured a cup for the captain of the United States and wanted to pour it for others, but he was stopped.


    "No, no, no! I''ll try it first and pour it for them if I can."


    Captain America picked up his glass.


    Wang Xiaokai: "watch out, a little bit of wine. It''s very strong. This is my hometown''s highly fragrant Baijiu liquor!"


    The captain didn''t believe in evil, took a sip of the wine glass, and then... Instantly blushed and breathed quickly:


    "Shhh... Shhh - Oh! Shet! Huhh... My God, isn''t it terrible? It''s like a fire burning into my throat, cough... My stomach is full of volcanic magma, which is terrible... But it tastes good..."


    The same Italian people jumped up and yelled, thinking she was poisoned.


    Wang Xiaokai trembled for fear of the man''s sudden death: "so... Can I continue pouring wine?"


    Captain: "of course, two ladies, less! Hey! Take a sip when drinking. Wise advice, this wine is, uh... Alcohol! That''s right, alcohol!"


    The others sat down, waiting to taste the liquor.


    Wang Xiaokai poured the wine, put down the bottle, turned and left. He looked strange and crazy! Drinking Baijiu on an empty stomach? Yes! If there is a dish of peanuts, it won''t be like this.


    Barrage:


    "Xiaokai was frightened!"


    "This table is really a little strange! It''s scary."


    "Like the split personality, I was as excited as Husky when I saw Li Tiezhu. In the twinkling of an eye, it was cold again."


    "Drinking wine is like testing poison."


    "The side face is really like the captain of the United States!"


    "A little handsome, this man."


    "In foreign countries, our stars really don''t have cards. People don''t know them."


    "Li Tiezhu is different."


    "I love Xiaokai, but the action of pouring wine is not professional!"


    Li Tiezhu has returned to the back kitchen and started cooking. The two ready-made things, two and steamed meat, have been taken out. He didn''t let anyone take Li Tiezhu out immediately.


    Eating is about rhythm. It''s taboo to eat two dishes and wait ten minutes.


    Therefore, the spicy chicken is arranged. When frying the chicken, Li Tiezhu burns fish flavored eggplant in another pot with a pre adjusted sauce, which is convenient. When the fish flavored eggplant was cooked, Li Tiezhu called Wang Xiaokai and gave the three dishes at the same time.


    Then, Li Tiezhu began to make sweet and sour tenderloin. In fact, this dish is not difficult. There are difficult dishes in Sichuan cuisine, but it is more simple.


    Most of Sichuan cuisine focuses on fast cooking, which is also the reason why Sichuan cuisine can be popular all over the country. Simple and efficient, ordinary people also like to eat it. Unlike the elegance of Shandong cuisine and the elegance of Guangdong cuisine, it is grounded.


    In fact, many times, opening a restaurant is not the better the taste, the more money it makes, but the efficiency. The faster the dish is, the more money it makes.


    Followed by spicy chicken and sweet and sour tenderloin.


    Li Tiezhu washed his hands and blew the air in the air conditioner. It''s so leisurely.


    Huang Daming was shocked. Before, chef Lin was busy shouting this and that. He was busy for most of the day. As a result, he always served the dishes very late. And Li Tiezhu felt like playing. Within ten minutes, all the dishes were ready.


    Why on earth is this?


    When Li Tiezhu saw Huang Daming prying, he said, "Uncle Huang, peel me a bowl of garlic if you have nothing to do."


    Huang Daming pointed out.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry. Sister Xiaoxue and Wang Xiaokai are the guests. Let the young people go. You''re too old to run the hall."


    Huang Daming said, "so it''s appropriate for me to peel garlic, isn''t it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "everyone can peel garlic. I never make it difficult for others to do things they can''t do. Go ahead. I''ll ask the customers how they feel."


    Huang Daming said to Qin Lu, "how do I feel that he is the store manager?"


    Qin Lu smiled: "if he is really a store manager, he must be more professional than you. Do you believe it?"


    Huang Daming was bored and peeled garlic with his mouth.


    Outside, Li Tiezhu received praise from diners, especially fish flavored eggplant and steamed meat.


    "It''s so cool! This is the taste of China in my imagination!"


    "This spicy chicken is too spicy, but it tastes good when you eat baijiu."


    "Li! You are such a genius that even our Italian stomachs can conquer."


    "I like jelly. Although it''s a little spicy, it''s really delicious. It''s like noodles and not like noodles. What''s it made of?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s made of peas. In fact, it''s something similar to tofu, not noodles."


    Fat sister: "Wow! That''s so cool. I''ll have one more. Thank you! I didn''t expect to care about Dili and eat your own food in my lifetime."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the fat sister''s body carefully. With this food, it is impossible to fill her stomach, so he said, "add another jelly, and I''ll give you a dumpling at the same time!"


    "Oh, thank you so much, although I haven''t eaten the food called tangyuan."


    A bowl of dumplings is not much. Li Tiezhu ordered six, which are not big, just a small bowl.


    Fat sister and others shared the dumplings. They all felt that this was the best Chinese food they had today. They also recommended it to the customers who came later to change their previous indifference.


    Others who came with her also praised tangyuan.


    Yes, there are four more tables. Each table ordered spicy chicken and dumplings, and of course there are many other dishes.


    Li Tiezhu asked a newcomer to fry chicken, but the guy fried the tenderloin.


    "That''s not chicken! Brother, don''t you know chicken? That''s tenderloin! It''s sweet and sour tenderloin!"


    Also speechless.


    The man quickly fished out the tenderloin and looked embarrassed: "where''s the chicken? Where''s the chicken?"


    After looking for a while, I found that chicken was still whole and had not been cut. Because these chickens were bought temporarily, aunt Qin, who was responsible for cutting vegetables, ignored it. This was her pot, but it was also the reason why store manager Huang informed him when he didn''t get back.


    Manager Huang said on the spot, "what''s the matter? The chicken hasn''t been cut yet? I have four spicy chicken waiting to be served! What are you doing? Is there any cooperation?"


    Qin Lu: "sorry, I''m in charge of cutting vegetables. It''s my omission."


    Li Tiezhu said, "go away, uncle Huang, you leave the kitchen! Look where you stand. Are you in charge? I''ll cut the chicken. It won''t take a minute."


    Manager Huang: "four spicy chicken, can you finish it in a minute?"


    "So you don''t understand! If you can''t help, don''t stand here and hinder the traffic."


    Li Tiezhu said with two thuds, cut off the chicken head and butt, then cut the chicken into two sides with a knife, and then quickly cut the chicken into strips. The chopping board was horizontal, Shua Shua Shua, and the strips of chicken were diced. In less than a minute, a chicken was cut.


    "Four spicy chicken! Deep fry! Deep fry until golden and remove."


    Manager Huang angrily wants to go and go out for a breath.


    Li Tiezhu called him, "Hey! Who, have you peeled the garlic? Fried diced chicken with chili needs to be used. I''ll serve four diced chicken with chili. Can you cooperate?"


    Manager Huang: "I, this, it..."

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    Huang Daming thought of an excuse: "I''ll take care of the guests. I''m afraid they''ll be in a hurry."


    Peel what garlic?


    The chief executive will never peel garlic for a minion like you!


    Li Tiezhu: "with elder sister Ju Chang and Xiaoxue here, what are you going to do? Besides, I''ve seen your rough shears in previous issues. It''s rare to wait for 30 or 40 minutes. Why don''t you take care of the guests? I serve the dishes in ten minutes. I don''t have to care about them at all. Peel the garlic!"


    Play lazy with me?


    Joke! From working as a construction site to filming a variety show later, no one can sneak and play tricks under my li Tiezhu''s eyelids!


    Therefore, Huang Daming can only swallow his anger and peel garlic, because he can''t find a better excuse. Moreover, even if there is an excuse, he will only hit his face more when he meets Li Tiezhu''s goods that don''t give face.


    Li Tiezhu''s dishes are really fast. The soup is a big pot of soup cooked in advance. The steamed ribs, jelly and several dishes have also been cooked. What needs to be done now is seven or eight kinds of fried dishes, and the sauce has been pre prepared.


    Moreover, if the dishes ordered by the guests have Double Ninth Festival, they are made together, and the efficiency is naturally high.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care whether the taste is the best or not, and whether the heat is just right, these trivial things, because... I''m not a professional cook, and I can''t eat those goods outside.


    The price of vegetables is mid-range. Why do you do it according to high-end standards? What do these foreigners who have never seen the world have to lick?


    You can eat whatever I do!


    This is probably the standard for all professional and non professional cooks. Chef Lin thought so before. Come on, I''ll make a pear for each of you for the first meal of the program! feel surprised? feel off-guard? This is called high-end!


    After a while, the dishes were in full swing. Li Tiezhu came to see Huang Daming peel garlic.


    Huang Daming: "what are you doing? Help!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "in fact, you can pat the garlic and peel it again. It''s several times faster."


    "Why didn''t you say it earlier?"


    "You didn''t ask. I thought you would. Hey! The store manager who can''t peel garlic..."


    "I... I will! I just thought you wanted the whole garlic!"


    "If you want the whole garlic, take two iron pots, put the garlic in and shake it a few times. It''s also fast."


    "Ah... Really?"


    Huang Daming is really at a loss. How about peeling garlic?


    Li Tiezhu still smiled and asked, "Uncle Huang, have you learned anything from this?"


    Huang Daming: "what do you understand?"


    The heads of the two newcomers who wash dishes and dishes are buried lower. The boss can''t provoke them. Don''t show your head and be careful of being injured by mistake.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you should use your brain to do things. You see, acting recklessly will lead to low efficiency."


    Huang Daming: "


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and walked away with his back: "Hey! No wonder you were so chaotic in the previous issues."


    The subtext is too obvious. You can''t do well because the store manager can''t.


    The barrage is very happy:


    "Well done, Li Tiezhu!"


    "A general is incompetent and tired to death..."


    "Cool!"


    "Peeling garlic is my most annoying job."


    "I''m still serious and sharp in cooking, which is like chef Lin''s entanglement?"


    "Chef Lin is also very good. I choose iron pillars."


    "It''s totally different from what the five-star chef thinks about."


    "Li Tiezhu is still so top. Aren''t you afraid of Huang''s fans scolding him?"


    "I don''t care how many fans you have, but not as many as me."


    "It''s reasonable to say upstairs. Li Tiezhu is absolutely top class in the past two years."


    "Top class can not respect their predecessors?"


    "When Li Tiezhu is red, he will float away?"


    "Come, come! Fans come! Ha ha!"


    "When Li Tiezhu is not red, he floats like this. People always hold it like this. They don''t accept it."


    "Plain people let lengba take a popsicle in the audition. Do you call it red before floating?"


    After Li Tiezhu left, Huang Daming reacted and looked very angry.


    "No! What does he mean? Of course it''s fast to cook some big pot dishes. What''s so arrogant?"


    Of course, this sentence will not be cut into the positive.


    Qin Lu is also idle and said, "but he cooks faster than chef Lin, and you peel garlic too slowly. Why are we all so idle after Tiezhu comes? There is no confusion? This problem is very important."


    Huang Daming: "that''s my problem?"


    Qin Lu: "I think it''s all our problems."


    Huang Daming waved his hand: "no! It''s chef Lin''s problem. When he left Li Tiezhu, his efficiency was different. Isn''t it because he didn''t listen to me? He didn''t want to cook or fry fish in advance... Li Tiezhu did it in advance, and then we won''t mess up. So, we still have to listen to me..."


    Qin Lu is speechless. Can you wash it? What a thick skin!


    Outside, Li Tiezhu took a group photo and signed a signature with the guests at each table. They all know Li Tiezhu. Many of them heard of Li Tiezhu two years ago.


    One of the brothers also asked, "are they all stars except Li? I can''t see it at all."


    This makes Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue hurt. Sure enough, Li Tiezhu is the real boss.


    Then, Li Tiezhu asked Wang Xiaokai to translate and ask them how they felt about the dishes. The feedback is very consistent. Except for spicy chicken, they generally like non spicy food, especially sour and sweet. Of course, tangyuan is also very delicious.


    Li Tiezhu knows that the taste of foreigners is not much different from that of people from other provinces!


    Then came two more tables of Chinese tourists.


    "Wow! It''s Wang Xiaokai!"


    "I like Xiaokai very much."


    "Light snow is there, too."


    "So light snow has grown so big?"


    The guests exclaimed, and then ran over... To take a group photo of Li Tiezhu and sign.


    Wang Xiaokai looked at Yang Xiaoxue: "just get used to it."


    Yang Xiaoxue said, "it seems that you are used to it?"


    "I''ve been a classmate with this Han group for a year. I''m used to it."


    "All right."


    After signing the name, Li Tiezhu went back to the back kitchen for cooking. The guests went to find Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue.


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha! I''m so happy."


    "One by one they shouted Xiaokai and Xiaoxue, and they all crowded around the iron pillar."


    "Duplicity."


    "Xiaokai is so helpless that he always gives Tiezhu green leaves."


    "Their relationship is good, not fried."


    "I know from the title, Han PI, Ju Chang, ha..."


    When Li Tiezhu returned to the kitchen, he found that the store manager had stripped a large bowl of garlic and piled it up. He said, "store manager, can''t you change a larger bowl to fill garlic? You can''t even fill garlic..."


    Huang Daming is so angry! Is this a direct curse?


    Pretending?!


    But he couldn''t refute it. He was stunned.


    Barrage:


    "Poof goose..."


    "Handsome!!"


    "Malpractice -"


    "Li Tiezhu''s Sao, flashed my waist!"


    "This is absolutely forced on purpose!"


    "Serious brother: No, you have no evidence."


    Li Tiezhu changed a big bowl of garlic with his backhand and heard Wang Xiaokai come in and report the menu.


    "There are two tables of Chinese guests. One table is from southern Yunnan. They say the dishes should be spicy. The dishes ordered include double cooked pork, shredded beef with pickled pepper, boiled meat slices, jelly and hot and sour vermicelli soup. The other table is not ready yet. I''m looking at the menu."


    "Copy that!"


    Li Tiezhu picked up a chicken and began to chop it.


    Huang Daming is going to slip away. How can the store manager start? And be humiliated? This is not the treatment that a big president should have.


    He wiped his hands and walked out: "the Chinese guests should come for us. I''ll sign their names and take a photo. Hey! It''s hard to do business!"


    Huang Daming walked out with Wang Xiaokai on his shoulder and said, "try to have a better service attitude! Come to me if you don''t understand."


    Wang Xiaokai: "good!"


    But I thought, I don''t understand, you probably don''t understand, it''s better to find the Han batch of iron pillar.


    Huang Daming smiled at Yang Xiaoxue and said, "so far, it''s done well. Come on."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "thank you."


    Then she turned and made faces at Wang Xiaokai.


    With a confident step and an iconic bright smile, the president walked to a table of Chinese guests and bowed down very gentlemanly: "Hello! I''m Huang Daming, the manager of the Chinese restaurant. Are you satisfied with our service?"


    Here are two couples studying the menu on the tablet.


    One of the girls looked at Huang Daming and said, "we haven''t ordered any food yet. Come and ask me this?"


    Huang Daming: "well... Why don''t I recommend some dishes to you."


    The girl said, "no! We know what Tiezhu is good at. It''s just a little tangled. Go ahead."


    Huang Daming was slightly embarrassed: "do you want to sign a group photo?"


    Girl: "it''s already closed. Tiezhu signed for us. Forget it! Let''s order more? Don''t tangle. It''s a big deal to pack."


    The other three nodded.


    So the girl handed the menu to Huang Daming: "that''s all! It''s hard."


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! Beauty, are you a part of the iron pillar?"


    "Iron language proficiency 9!"


    "This is definitely Li Tiezhu''s iron powder."


    "Huang Daming humiliated himself."


    "Ha ha, people don''t want your signature at all. Are you angry?"


    "His face has changed."


    "I laugh at my shit..."


    Huang Daming nodded with a strong smile and looked at another table of Chinese guests. As a result, the other party ignored him at all. Therefore, he could only silently take the tablet back to the back kitchen to report the menu.


    Behind him came the "whisper" of guests in southern Yunnan:


    "Huang Daming is old?"


    "Yes, the crow''s feet are too obvious."


    "His face is so oily..."


    Huang Daming was really hurt. After that, he didn''t go to the back kitchen to help. He silently stood behind the bar and pretended to be cool, directing Yang Xiaoxue and Wang Xiaokai around.


    After seven tables, there were no other guests.


    When all the guests were gone, the guests at the first table were still there, drinking Baijiu and whispering to the bar from time to time.


    Huang Daming is slightly proud. Is he looking at me? Probably recognized me? Will the meal take so long? Did I delay their eating speed?


    Finally, the guest at the table got up and the four came towards the bar.


    "A total of 140 euros."


    Huang Daming smiled.


    After paying the money, the handsome guy who looks like the captain of the United States said, "it''s hard to open a restaurant?"


    Huang Daming: "very hard."


    The fat lady said, "we are the original owner of the restaurant, hahaha..."


    Huang Daming was surprised. No wonder their behavior was so strange: "OK! Fate is wonderful."

 Chapter 520

    Embarrassed Huang Daming walked out of the bar and bowed to the other party, saying sorry, poor reception and so on. Then he called out the others in the room, communicated with the original bosses, and reminded them in Chinese: "be modest."


    The captain of the United States said, "I understand you. When the guests are a little dissatisfied, I can only keep apologizing. Hey! Ian Pera, you must not know how hard the people in front of us are in the back kitchen!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "if apologizing is useful, what do you want the police to do? After apologizing, you come to the back kitchen for trouble. Do you know how hard the cook is? Do you know how tired the Kitchen helpers are? Of course, it''s OK this noon. It''s not too tired. The store manager didn''t get a few tables of guests."


    Huang Daming was immediately embarrassed. Didn''t he offend his international friends? Moreover, he is still a professional. He is hesitating how to translate euphemistically.


    With the most pitiful expression, Wang Xiaokai translated Li Tiezhu''s tough words intact.


    Huang Daming glared at him.


    The captain of the United States immediately raised his hand and surrendered: "OK! You''re right, Li. I just think from my own point of view. Indeed, the chefs are also very hard."


    Barrage:


    "Huang Daming really counsels foreigners. He knows how to bow and bow."


    "Yes, not Japanese."


    "Don''t blame him. He can only do this and nothing else."


    "It''s good that he finally found a job he''s good at."


    "I''m still serious. Go back face to face."


    "Foreigners are really iron pillars."


    "Foreigners are cheap. The harder the iron pillar is, the more they love it."


    Wang Xiaokai immediately smiled: "how do you feel today?"


    The fat lady said, "very good! You did a good job, especially Li. It''s great! It''s hard to believe that you only have such a chef. The dishes are very delicious. To tell the truth, I''m a little surprised at the speed of serving."


    The white haired old man shook the bottle in his hand and said, "I like your spirits. I feel that the remaining half bottle is enough for me to drink for a year!"


    The beauty with brown hair put forward a lot of opinions with Huang Daming, such as freezing yogurt, pasting menus at the door, pricing menus, etc. Then she concluded, "in short, you have done a great job and hope to get better and better."


    Huang Daming bowed and thanked: "thank you!"


    The brown haired lady opened her arms. "Come on, nice to meet you."


    Huang Daming came forward to hug each other. The beauty passed him, hugged Li Tiezhu, and then separated. She bypassed Huang Daming in the way and left, left, left.


    Huang Daming hugged Xiaokai awkwardly: "good! It''s not easy to get the recognition of the original shopkeeper."


    Xiaokai passive business: "all store managers have good leadership!"


    flatterer! Pooh!


    Wang Xiaokai scolds himself like this in his heart. Why can''t I directly hate him like an iron pillar?


    Then, he separated from Huang Daming and waved goodbye to the original owners of the store with everyone. He whispered in Li Tiezhu''s ear, "Han PI, if only I had you so natural and unrestrained."


    Li Tiezhu replied, "that''s impossible. You''re too counselled. Big tongue plays harder than you."


    I''m kidding. It''s true that you can whip the old aunt''s big tongue... Super brave!


    Among the 315 four cheap guests, Wang Xiaokai is the most counsellor, but Li Tiezhu won''t say it. Wu Lei can play his old aunt as an epileptic, and Li Zhixuan can run away from home and refuse to accept billions of family assets. Of course, this is not to blame Wang Xiaokai. He is an idol child star. He grew up under a microscope. His idol burden is too heavy and too cautious.


    However, the problem is not big. Although Wang Xiaokai is not brave, he is obscene enough.


    No, he came to a program and didn''t do much work. Instead, he flattered Huang Daming, Qin Lu, Yang Xiaoxue and the two newcomers. Huang Daming never scolded him, and others thought he was good.


    After seeing off the last wave of guests, Li Tiezhu returned to the back kitchen to cook and cook staff meals for everyone.


    A double cooked pork, a fish flavored eggplant and a scrambled egg with green pepper are finished! Then take a pile of steamed meat, a bowl of soybean meat, and then scoop a basin of laver egg soup, which is super rich.


    Qin Lu was eating and couldn''t help sighing: "iron pillar, why are you cooking so easy and simple? You cook so casually that I thought I would too!"


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it OK to have hands? It''s not difficult."


    Yang Xiaoxue sipped his lips and tucked at Wang Xiaokai. "I always make complaints about the fact that the iron pillar is an honest man, but I didn''t expect it to be a senior Versailles."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "right? He is actually the king of forcing the king! As for pretending to force, I will obey him alone."


    Yang Xiaoxue nodded again and again: "the invisible outfit is the most deadly!"


    Wang Xiaokai said mysteriously, "let me tell you! Even his Master Cheng Dalong can''t pretend to be him. Isn''t he powerful?"


    Yang Xiaoxue was immediately awed. It''s too strong!


    "Let me say something about the restaurant operation at noon today!"


    Huang Daming ate half a bowl of rice, chewed a piece of cooked pork, knocked on the table, leaned back and pretended to be mature.


    Everyone stopped to eat and looked at him.


    Li Tiezhu stuffed two pieces of braised meat into his mouth: "eat without speaking, sleep without speaking."


    Huang Daming: "er... You haven''t eaten well yet, have you? Then you eat first and I''ll wait for you."


    "Say something..."


    Yang Xiaoxue held back her smile and bowed her head to eat. She secretly applauded Li Tiezhu. Well done! He scolded me yesterday... Did he do it again today? Choked back by the king of kings? It''s too special.


    You start beeping after eating. Have you considered other people''s feelings?


    Barrage:


    "Ho ho ha ha ha..."


    "Serious brother, is it intentional? It must be intentional!"


    "This is the most cathartic issue I''ve ever seen!"


    "I hope Tiezhu will not go away and kill the greasy man."


    "I would like to call Li Tiezhu the God of variety!"


    "It''s OK to kill someone. The key is that Li Tiezhu still looks calm and doesn''t know. It''s too coke!"


    "Huang Daming deserved to be wronged."


    "It''s outrageous. When he finishes eating himself, he will start talking, regardless of others."


    "If it weren''t for the iron pillar, I really couldn''t see it."


    "The two newcomers are so miserable that they dare not say anything."


    "Related households! It''s good to be on the camera. They still talk..."


    In the program, everyone ate almost.


    Qin Lu said: "I really appreciate Tiezhu''s rescue. Chef Lin was unfortunately injured..."


    Speaking of this, he glanced at Huang Daming intentionally or unintentionally and continued: "the recording of the program was almost delayed. Fortunately, iron pillars came to help. Let''s raise a glass and thank iron pillars!"


    Everyone raised their glasses, which contained juice.


    Li Tiezhu is still eating: "no, no! I really don''t need it. I really want to thank you. There''s no atmosphere for drinking juice in the bar."


    Xichuan people still have a strong wine culture. After all, it is a golden wine belt.


    Wang Xiaokai stood up and said, "then I''ll open a bottle of Wuliangye. Everyone try my hometown... The sauce and Baijiu next door!"


    Huang Daming interrupted, "what do you drink in the daytime? In the evening, there will be a meeting."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Wuliangye is a Luzhou flavor baijiu."


    Wang Xiaokai pretended not to hear Huang Daming''s words, took out a bottle of Wuliangye behind the counter and came over: "Han PI, do you still know wine?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t understand. I''m just not blind. Look for yourself. It''s written on the package."


    Wang Xiaokai twisted the bottle cap: "Oh! It''s really fragrant. Brother Daming, how about two liang?"


    What else can I do?


    Huang Daming had to nod. How angry!


    Everyone drank a mouthful of wine together, and Li Tiezhu was still eating. Huang Daming stared at Li Tiezhu with death gaze. Li Tiezhu was unaware that the storm inhaled.


    Huang Daming: "iron pillar, everyone has finished eating, and only you are left. Why don''t I wait until you finish eating?"


    Yang Xiaoxue''s heart clicked. Isn''t it the same as what she said to her yesterday?


    Li Tiezhu continued to eat wildly: "Oh! OK! Don''t worry, I''ll just have two more bowls of rice."


    Yang Xiaoxue shouted in her heart, good guy!


    Huang Daming choked: "You... You don''t have to eat with your ears. Just listen to what I said. The business at noon was generally smooth, but it also exposed many problems. In particular, the efficiency of the two newcomers in washing dishes and chores needs to be improved. I don''t think you''re free. On the contrary, the chef and assistant chef are more relaxed than you. That''s the problem. There are seven guests at noon and seven guests at night What if there are more people? "


    The two newcomers trembled.


    Li Tiezhu said: "yes! There are many people, and they are even more busy. In fact, they are the two most tired."


    The two newcomers look at Li Tiezhu gratefully. This is the first time someone has spoken for them on this program.


    Huang Daming: "right? What should I do? I think..."


    Li Tiezhu: "let the store manager wash the dishes. The easiest job is for the store manager. The two eldest brothers are responsible for washing and preparing dishes. That''s good."


    Huang Daming: "I want to..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t wash vegetables and run to wash potatoes. Hey hey... You can''t cut vegetables, and it''s hard to peel garlic. Then... It''s just washing the dishes. Can''t you be idle? On the program, the audience has a bad influence. Besides, there is only different division of work, not high or low."


    Huang Daming: "I''m going to solicit guests in the evening. I''ll get enough of twenty tables, won''t I?"


    Li Tiezhu said impolitely: "no! In the afternoon, we''ll make a new menu, go to the print shop and type it out, with prices, pictures and Italian Levin! The most important thing is to bring my picture and write that I''m the chef, which is more convenient than you."


    Huang Daming: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu: "after all, you care about Dili and have no popularity. It''s difficult to solicit customers. Why?"


    Huang Daming: "


    He even suspected that Li Tiezhu was deliberately aimed at him, but Li Tiezhu was right. He retorted, but he was also depressed. Others say that they care about the high popularity of stay profit, which may be forced, but Li Tiezhu is just telling a simple fact, even a little modest.


    It''s so wild!


    Seeing it, Li Tiezhu easily turned away from the guest.


    Huang Daming was not reconciled. He began to find fault again. Then he deducted a little salary from the two newcomers and Qin Lu, and aimed at Li Tiezhu: "your performance is OK today. In addition, it''s the first day here. Time is tight. I don''t blame you, so I won''t deduct your salary. Finally, there is another person to bear the responsibility, that is myself. I blame you for your problems..."


    Li Tiezhu: "your biggest problem is not that you can''t do anything?"


    Huang Daming is confused, really confused.


    Others were shocked. Did Li Tiezhu speak too directly? Although it makes sense.

 Chapter 521

    "Ah? I manage the business..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what did you do?"


    Huang Daming: "I..."


    "What did you do today?"


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    "You peeled the garlic. What else? Can''t you say it? Are you blaming yourself? So, uncle Huang, I suggest you start to learn the same simple work, washing dishes and vegetables. If you learn and master it, you can really help us all."


    "I''m the store manager."


    "The store manager usually does the most and most tiring work, don''t you know? You haven''t opened a small restaurant? My third uncle has. It''s up to you to buy vegetables and wash the dishes from morning to night. The chef is the uncle and has to provide them! But since you can''t do anything, you just need to wash the dishes. Don''t be too sad. We''ll help you and help you become a real store manager."


    "When I work, who will get the guests?"


    "Me! Just post my photos and menus. Anyway, you won''t win as much as me if you go. I said I''d help you! Hey, you''re welcome."


    Arrogant!


    And sincere!


    "OK! I''ll do the dishes."


    Huang Daming, who wanted to pretend to deduct some salary for himself, was really angry, but he said he couldn''t help Li Tiezhu. He''s really not sure how many guests he can attract, unless it''s Chinese tourists, but the problem is that such tourists will come in when they see Li Tiezhu''s photos.


    So Huang Daming summed up a few high sounding words, left his chopsticks and prepared to go upstairs for lunch break.


    Qin Lu lowered her head and smiled. The two newcomers looked at each other and felt much easier. Yang Xiaoxue and Wang Xiaokai began to make faces at each other to relieve their anger!


    Li Tiezhu turned and looked at Huang Daming: "store manager, this table has not been washed yet."


    Huang Daming stopped, turned around and showed his trademark helpless expression. He was completely speechless and could only sigh.


    Li Tiezhu smiled simply and honestly: "Uncle Huang has a bad memory. Thanks to me for reminding you."


    Huang Daming: "I''ll go upstairs to the bathroom and come down right away."


    Then he went upstairs angrily.


    "Poof... Geese, geese, geese..."


    Yang Xiaoxue couldn''t help it anymore. She lay on the table and rolled around laughing.


    Wang Xiaokai also showed a dissolute and impolite smile. It''s not that he can''t pretend, it''s that he can''t pretend.


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent and asked the two newcomers, "what are they laughing at? Why do you keep laughing? Aunt Qin?"


    Qin Lu is wiping her tears and laughing.


    The world has been suffering for a long time. Finally, there is a "heavenly punishment" Li Tiezhu!


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. Did I make a joke again?


    He didn''t know that "offending" store manager Huang would be so funny, and he didn''t do it deliberately. He just helped the store manager, and he was very sincere. After all, uncle Huang is painfully lazy. He certainly doesn''t mean to be lazy, but he really can''t do anything.


    Although Li Tiezhu didn''t like Huang Daming before he came, now he feels a little poor. Everyone doesn''t seem to like him.


    Fools can feel other people''s emotions most, so Li Tiezhu sympathizes with him a little. Therefore, Tiezhu is willing to help him learn more skills, do more work, be a valuable person, and be a pure and full worker!


    Half an hour later, everyone ate and drank well. The two newcomers cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks. Seeing that store manager Huang didn''t come down to wash the dishes, they consciously washed the dishes.


    Li Tiezhu stopped their bad behavior and said, "do you despise store manager Huang? Why rob him of his work?"


    A newcomer said, "we just have nothing to do..."


    Another said, "wash it for him by the way."


    Li Tiezhu: "you will make uncle Huang scolded by the barrage! He needs to learn. How can you deprive him of the opportunity to learn to wash dishes? Newcomers should know humility!"


    The two newcomers have a grass mud horse expression on their face. You are modest. You are really modest!


    Well, if you don''t wash, don''t wash. They washed their hands and left.


    Li Tiezhu smiled happily, and then turned to go upstairs and knock on Huang Daming''s door: "store manager! Uncle Huang! Are you finished? For so long... Are you constipated?"


    There was no sound inside. Huang Daming had already laid down and didn''t want to pay attention to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu looked worried: "is it hemorrhoids? Uncle Huang worked hard, I brought Ma Yinglong..."


    The door opened.


    Huang Daming couldn''t stand it. Ignoring him, he didn''t know what he would say. He said, "what are you yelling about?"


    Li Tiezhu lowered his voice: "I brought Ma Yinglong, two boxes! I''ll give you one box."


    Huang Daming: "I''m fine. I don''t need it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Then don''t delay washing dishes?"


    Huang Daming: "er..."


    A few minutes later, Li Tiezhu chewed the apple, took the rest of the Chinese restaurant to watch and guide Huang Daming to wash the dishes.


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! First squeeze a little detergent, then melt it with water, and wipe the positive and negative sides of the plate evenly with a dishcloth, right..."


    Qin Lu couldn''t see it anymore and said, "iron pillar, don''t talk. Daming can wash the dishes."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, he can wash the dishes. Why not? Uncle Huang must not be the kind of person who wants to be lazy. He should have low self-esteem and be afraid of dragging everyone down. So we should help him. Look! Uncle Huang, don''t throw the water in the plate hard. It''s easy to slip and break. Just stand the plate and let it drain naturally. Hey, right..."


    Yang Xiaoxue lost control of her expression and grabbed Wang Xiaokai''s arm. Wang Xiaokai couldn''t bear to look straight at him. Li Tiezhu was too poisonous!


    Huang Daming threw the plate hard. He was venting!


    Qin Lu: "go, go, go out."


    She forcibly dragged Li Tiezhu away, and the others were not interested to continue watching.


    Huang Daming scolded the quintessence of Chinese culture with a black face. Of course, this paragraph was not cut into the positive film, because he didn''t continue recording after dinner.


    Outside, Yang Xiaoxue whispered to Wang Xiaokai, "has the iron pillar always been so cruel? I''m so happy!"


    The two newcomers were so interested that they came together to eavesdrop.


    Wang Xiaokai shook his head: "in fact, I said Tiezhu didn''t know that Huang Daming was angry until now. Do you believe it? I knew you didn''t believe it! But Tiezhu really wasn''t targeting Huang Daming. He has always been very simple."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "isn''t he punishing the leader?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "Han PI just wants to help him and let him learn to work."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "eh, is it true or false? So is Ma Yinglong?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "yes! He is so simple. If you don''t believe it, Han Pi''s smile is so sincere."


    The crowd looked up and saw Li Tiezhu gnawing at the apple, showing a silly smile of Xu Sanduo. They said to Qin Lu with a worried face: "when Uncle Huang learns some simple work, the audience won''t scold him. Don''t thank me."


    Qin Lu: "ah... Right? You''re a good man."


    "That''s right. I''ve been helped by many kind people in my life, so I also like to help others."


    "A good person like you... Has made a successful debut and has come to the present. Tut tut! The entertainment industry is really diversified now!"


    "No, just a Yuan Hua, my martial uncle."


    "Er... Yes! Why did I forget? You''re so hard backstage!"


    Qin Lu looked at Li Tiezhu and shook her head. Then she couldn''t help laughing at the four people who were laughing at each other.


    On the backstage, Li Tiezhu is definitely one of the hardest in the whole entertainment circle. Therefore, he can be a good man and help people unscrupulously. Even the leader can only avoid his edge and swallow his anger to wash the dishes.


    In addition to being unable to tear, there is another reason why Huang Daming does not publicly tear with Li Tiezhu. That is, he is the main player of the program. If he tears Li Tiezhu after he is angry with chef Lin, the program will be over.


    After washing the dishes, Huang Daming came out and saw Wang Xiaokai, Yang Xiaoxue and the two newcomers drinking juice together. Laughter broke out one after another.


    Huang Daming said angrily, "what''s so happy? Hurry up to have a rest and be busy at night."


    The four little generation couldn''t laugh in an instant. The relaxed atmosphere just now disappeared. They got up and went upstairs for a nap.


    Huang Daming glanced at Li Tiezhu, who was sitting still, and wanted to yell at him, but he was afraid of being wronged. After thinking about it, he still endured it and turned upstairs to continue sleeping.


    He doesn''t realize that he is actually the kind of person who is not happy himself, others are not allowed to be happy, and he is happy and others can''t be happy.


    Qin Lu couldn''t help laughing again. Her heart said that Huang Daming was too. Why do you have to put a head on everyone?


    I can bear you, can Li Tiezhu?


    He is such a simple man, of course he will help you hard!


    In the afternoon, the program continued to record.


    As Li Tiezhu''s photo and name were printed on the photo, more passers-by idly walked into the Chinese restaurant and soon filled the Chinese restaurant with 11 tables.


    At the beginning, Huang Daming didn''t have to wash the dishes. Huang Daming went out to entertain the guests, and Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything about him.


    The two newcomers looked at Li Tiezhu strangely.


    Li Tiezhu said, "look! The store manager is actually very diligent, but he was unable to help before, so he blamed himself at the meeting!"


    The two newcomers were stunned. He ruxiu, tongjiuyi?


    Li Tiezhu pickled shredded meat and said, "what do you look at? Do you think uncle Huang is deliberately targeting you? No, he doesn''t blame you. He was in pain when he said you."


    "Poof!"


    Qin Lu, who cut vegetables, didn''t hold back.


    "What''s Auntie laughing at? Am I wrong?"


    "No! Aunt thought of something happy. I had a child a few years ago, ha ha..."


    The two newcomers also laughed with a sense of rhythm.


    "Ha ha... I also thought of happy things."


    "Geese... Me too."


    Li Tiezhu thought, can you two men have children? Is science and technology so developed now?


    Then Huang Daming came in again: "what are you laughing at? Do a good job. There are so many guests today. You must not make mistakes!"


    The laughter stopped abruptly.


    Huang Daming looked unhappy and came to Li Tiezhu: "the guests want to see you. Go out and say hello to them. I''ll help you marinate shredded meat."


    Yes, Huang Daming went out to greet people. Every guest didn''t know him, even a little disliked him, and asked him to call Li Tiezhu out.


    It''s a slap in the face.


    Li Tiezhu put down the iron basin and walked out: "the shredded meat is pickled, ten portions. Uncle Huang help wash the vegetables. Who, you teach him."


    Huang Daming: "


    In fact, he really can. He did it last season. He can even cook.


    A burst of thunderous cheers and applause burst out outside, and Huang Daming was even more sour: "why do these Italian people like Li Tiezhu?"


    Qin Lu: "I heard that he has more fans abroad than at home."


    The two newcomers looked out and showed envy. If only I could be as natural and unrestrained as him. In that case, I''ll be a good man too!

 Chapter 522

    It''s not easy to be a good man. Li Tiezhu was forced to take pictures with many foreign fans, which seriously delayed the cooking progress and finally had to escape back to the kitchen.


    "These foreigners really haven''t seen the world. They take group photos and sign their signatures. They delay me in cooking..."


    Li Tiezhu is complaining with a spatula.


    The other stars stopped talking, but they couldn''t say anything more, so they had to give up.


    Because Li Tiezhu served the dishes very quickly, an hour later, almost all the guests at table 11 ate and paid the bill, and the new guests came again and sat at table 8. But Li Tiezhu prepared a lot of cooking and cold dishes. Although he was much more tired than at noon, there was no problem after all.


    Now, even the unhappy Huang Daming can''t say anything more.


    The customer came to see Li Tiezhu''s face, and he cooked fast. No guest was unhappy and made money. What else can he say?


    Therefore, Huang Daming didn''t eat half of the internal meals in the Chinese restaurant for the first time.


    At this time of meeting, there can only be a commendation meeting.


    No, No.


    Huang Daming buried his head and ate the spicy chicken fried by Li Tiezhu. Not to mention, it''s really delicious, especially the peanuts inside. It''s Crispy


    The store manager didn''t speak. Naturally, four young people such as Wang Xiaokai didn''t dare to be too happy. They had to bow their heads and eat.


    The atmosphere at the table was still wrong, but Li Tiezhu focused on eating. He threw large pieces of double cooked pork into his mouth and said while eating:


    "The store manager made great progress tonight. He washed the dishes very quickly. He was not embarrassed by 19 tables of guests. Therefore, I suggest everyone applaud and encourage him!"


    Others looked at Li Tiezhu strangely. Brother, do you really teach Huang Daming as a three-year-old? Isn''t that good?


    Huang Daming is also oppressed. He has always instructed others. When is it the turn of a child like Li Tiezhu to praise him?


    "I didn''t do well. I broke two cups and a plate."


    Huang Daming''s tone was very blunt.


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "look at you. You are always so modest. How can you wash dishes without breaking things? Especially if you are a beginner, you don''t have to take it to heart! Uncle Huang has too high requirements for himself and deserves to be a model in the entertainment industry!"


    Huang Daming was depressed and completely speechless.


    Li Tiezhu: applause


    Pop pop


    Others also subconsciously applauded with Li Tiezhu, but soon stopped. They didn''t want to stimulate Huang Daming too much. After all, this goods has a bad temper.


    Barrage:


    "Is iron pillar intentional? It must be!"


    "No! Li Tiezhu is so simple."


    "What bad thoughts can brother Zheng have? He just wants to help manager Huang improve."


    "The scene was once very comfortable."


    "Our serious fans never worry about their artists being bullied on the show. Yes, I mean any show."


    "Li Tiezhu saved a program alone."


    "That''s true."


    "Li Tiezhu has too many sailors, right?"


    "Blow this silly fork into a God."


    "My xiaokaiyan is more valuable and more popular."


    "Wang Xiaokai didn''t dare to say that himself."


    "Boss Li Tiezhu in their dormitory, they have already said it publicly, and fans wash it."


    "Don''t spray, okay? Iron pillar is Xiaokai''s friend of our family. Don''t hurt him by mistake!"


    Huang Daming, who was encouraged, blushed and said, "stop! I''ve always been able to work. It''s going well today. Don''t be complacent."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the store manager is modest and cautious. He is worthy of being the store manager."


    Wang Xiaokai: "do you want to applaud?"


    Huang Daming glared at him.


    Qin Lu didn''t eat to lose weight, but she made an exception to eat a small bowl of rice tonight. There was no rice left. Then she put down the dishes and chopsticks and said, "it''s a good evening tonight! Mainly thanks to Li Tiezhu!"


    Then Huang Daming said, "yes! Iron pillar is OK. Just tell you, in order to reduce everyone''s workload..."


    The others looked at him again. Is this another moth?


    Huang Daming smiled kindly: "we are not open at noon tomorrow. What should be adjusted should be adjusted."


    The two newcomers immediately smiled and blossomed, and Yang Xiaoxue was happy.


    Huang Daming explained: "we must ensure that we have enough rest and a happy mood. I don''t want everyone to be exhausted. At the beginning, I always urged everyone to work because of performance pressure..."


    Others just listen. It''s good not to work.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "are you tired today? Why don''t I feel it?"


    Huang Daming: "you are the first day here. If you do this for several consecutive days, you will be very tired."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Ah? Just this scene, will you be tired?"


    Huang Daming: "don''t talk! Now it''s the store manager announcing the decision. Just obey."


    Li Tiezhu still has to argue. He was stopped by Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue. Brother, you''re not tired. We''re tired. It''s not the body, but the heart! With such a store manager, who can be as strong as you? You can hurt yourself if you don''t get hurt.


    Barrage:


    "Do you want to wash less dishes?"


    "After working by myself, I started to say that I was tired, tut tut......"


    "Can he go?"


    "Stop beeping. Why are you tired? Don''t you count?"


    "You are the boss? Everyone is an artist."


    "Touching your mouth, you think you''re cool?"


    "It''s better to let iron pillar be the store manager."


    "No! That''s really work."


    "This old man is really enough. Give me more cameras and give me some bacon."


    "Small bacon is OK."


    Finally, Huang Daming succeeded in winning heartfelt applause from the other salesmen except Li Tiezhu. He felt like a spring breeze and said, "that''s it. Let''s have a good rest! I''ll go upstairs first."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Uncle Huang, you haven''t washed the dishes yet."


    Huang Daming: "I know. Don''t I go upstairs and get a meow down? I''ll have an implant by the way."


    Li Tiezhu let him go.


    After a while, Huang Daming kicked some products in the yard. Qin Lu went up to play according to the director''s arrangement.


    "What are you playing?"


    "It''s meow detergent. Three effects in one."


    "Can you play shuttlecock?"


    "Don''t worry, it''s broken, and the packaging is strong and durable."


    Then, Li Tiezhu rushed in: "Oh! You kick the title merchant? Uncle Huang, what are you confused about?"


    Huang Daming: "I... I just play."


    Li Tiezhu: "still playing? Then you say you''re tired? I don''t think you''re tired at all. The two newcomers don''t move. I''ll give you some work tomorrow."


    Huang Daming: "


    Li Tiezhu shaved his teeth and left. When passing the washing machine, he picked up a meow thing and pinched it.


    Snap~


    It exploded.


    Qin Lu said, "the packaging is OK, but the iron pillar is too strong."


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha..."


    "I''m laughing to death. It''s all right."


    "Oh! You kick the title dealer?"


    "It''s OK to kick the title merchant. The iron pillar is too strong."


    "Look, he''s really not tired at all. He still has the strength to kick shuttlecock."


    "As soon as he spoke, I was nervous and afraid of being angry."


    "Just give him some work. Tie Zhu is right."


    "It is too idle to beep all day long."


    "Unbreakable packaging? Iron pillars can burst easily."


    The next day, the weather was fine.


    Wang Xiaokai sat quietly in the courtyard drinking coffee and looked at the seagulls flying across the blue sky, facing the Mediterranean sea breeze, like a quiet beautiful man.


    The cameraman warned that the camera was finished.


    Wang Xiaokai jumped up and shouted upstairs, "Han PI! Come down and cook breakfast for me. I''m starving! I want to eat hot and sour powder."


    Li Tiezhu''s voice came: "don''t you know how to cook?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "you cook more delicious. There is a strong brotherhood in the soup. I eat more."


    Li Tiezhu: "hammer love! Get out!"


    At this moment, Huang Daming standing in Li Tiezhu''s room is slightly flustered and extremely embarrassed. His smile is reserved with flattery and sadness.


    "Uncle! External hemorrhoids or internal hemorrhoids?"


    Li Tiezhu took a box of Ma Yinglong and asked thoughtfully.


    Huang Daming is so embarrassed that he can''t wait to find a seam to drill in. He knew he wouldn''t eat so much spicy chicken last night. Li Tiezhu crow mouth!


    He was angry, but his face still smiled: "outside... Outside."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "that''s OK, otherwise you have to poke it in with a cotton swab and apply the medicine."


    Huang Daming smoked his face.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Tao Zi often has internal hemorrhoids, so I understand!"


    Then he gave Ma Yinglong to Huang Daming.


    Huang Daming turned and left, "thank you. Why did you go abroad to record programs with this?"


    Li Tiezhu said innocently, "zhu''er asked me to bring it. He said he was afraid that the food I cooked would be too spicy and foreigners would smash our shop."


    Huang Daming walked out of the door, quickly turned back and whispered, "brother, don''t tell anyone about it!"


    Li Tiezhu patted his chest: "don''t worry! I have the same good character as zhu''er. The Jianghu people say ''Li Tiezhu is tight lipped and never scolds songzhu''er''."


    Huang Daming is a little desperate, but he doesn''t want to say anything more. It really hurts. Apply the medicine quickly.


    Then, Li Tiezhu went downstairs to eat the hot and sour powder just cooked by Wang Xiaokai.


    Wang Xiaokai: "I cooked it very hard."


    Li Tiezhu: "well... Thank you!"


    Wang Xiaokai was speechless and had to go back and continue cooking.


    After a while, everyone had breakfast and discussed the division of labor. Although they were closed at noon, they still had some work to do.


    Chef Li Tiezhu and Huang Daming go shopping together, and Yang Xiaoxue is responsible for printing the new menu.


    Wang Xiaokai suddenly asked, "brother Daming, are you all right? Why don''t I go with Tiezhu?"


    Huang Daming: "what''s the problem? I''ll check it."


    Wang Xiaokai said with concern, "doesn''t it hurt? Ma Yinglong is so good?"


    Huang Daming: "


    Others also looked at Huang Daming and cast curious eyes.


    Large social death scene.


    Huang Daming looked at the smiling cameraman: "this paragraph is cut off! I''m NIMA, Li Tiezhu. Aren''t you tight lipped?"


    Li Tiezhu looked wronged.


    Wang Xiaokai said, "you misunderstood. Tiezhu didn''t tell me. What you smell is that Ma Yinglong has such a unique taste."


    The others nodded.


    Huang Daming was speechless. He didn''t even have a person to carry the pot.


    In order to show his strength, Huang Daming resolutely went to buy vegetables with Li Tiezhu. Yang Xiaoxue suddenly found that the two went to buy vegetables without money.


    In the supermarket, Li Tiezhu bought a lot. This program is good. It''s not as picky as mushroom house and primitive people.


    Huang Daming suddenly asked, "do you have any money?"


    Li Tiezhu took the green onion: "No."


    Huang Daming shook his head in silence: "Hey, what do you want me to say about you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the store manager doesn''t know how to bring money when shopping? Do you ask a cook if he has brought money? You are hemorrhoids and not mentally retarded. How can you still have mental problems? I''m so stupid. It''s your turn to bring money."

 Chapter 523

    Huang Daming showed an exaggerated unexpected expression, as if to say, you let me carry the pot? I throw the pot to teach the leader! Believe it or not, I stabbed you twice?


    Li Tiezhu then crossed his knife again: "I don''t blame you! But the audience will definitely make complaints about you, you see!"


    Then Li Tiezhu pointed to his finger.


    Huang Daming: "what are you looking at?"


    Li Tiezhu solemnly said, "the barrage of bullets! It''s so dense that most people spray you. When you''re a store manager, you don''t bring money. You also ask a cook who has just come here for a day why he doesn''t bring money. It doesn''t make sense! I''ve been in the kitchen all day and haven''t even seen foreign money."


    The barrage was as expected by Li Tiezhu:


    "Huang Daming threw the pot too hard. Why don''t you throw the shot put?"


    "Shouldn''t you take the money?"


    "I''m the store manager and ask others."


    "It''s all other people''s problems. He''s right."


    "It really disgusted me this time. Tie Zhu knows nothing about money?"


    "Huang Daming, look here, he! Tui ~"


    "Serious brother, there''s nothing wrong with clear logic."


    "What expression, roll your eyes?"


    "Iron pillar, fight him!"


    Li Tiezhu resolutely responded to the call of the barrage and said, "uncle, don''t you have the habit of taking money? Usually you don''t take money. It''s an assistant who takes care of these things?"


    Huang Daming also knew that the pot could not be thrown off. After all, Li Tiezhu was new. He said, "yes!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "Hey, you stars, you are just giant babies. Without assistants, you have to work hard to eat and dress... Look at me, I never bring assistants."


    Huang Daming is even more impatient. Is it interesting for you to leave this black?


    Li Tiezhu took out a bank card from his trouser pocket and said, "fortunately, before leaving, Zhu Er got me a global black gold card."


    Huang Daming''s eyes lit up: "how much is the quota?"


    Li Tiezhu: "three million euros. What? Didn''t your big baby prepare you for an emergency? Zhu''er stuffed tens of thousands of cash, two charging treasure and a spare mobile phone into my box for fear that I might get lost."


    Huang Daming smiled. I''m the president. How can women take care of me? Of course I take care of her!


    "Just have money! Just have money."


    Huang Daming will not throw the pot. Now Li Tiezhu is uncle, otherwise he will have to go back again.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I want to pay it back!"


    "Of course. How can uncle default?"


    "That''s hard to say. There are no serious stars these days, except my bamboo son."


    "Continue to buy?"


    "Buy!"


    The barrage is sour:


    "I''m so full of dog food! It''s too sweet."


    "Bamboo is the best!"


    "Is it OK to be afraid of getting lost?"


    "Isn''t there a video of serious brother getting lost on the set for half an hour on the Internet?"


    "Where can I get such a lovely psycho girlfriend?"


    "Iron head baby is really good..."


    "Indeed, Li Tiezhu doesn''t look very clever."


    "When he belongs to the enemy, his IQ is comparable to Einstein. At ordinary times, his IQ is much more than three."


    On the other hand, Yang Xiaoxue and Wang Xiaokai went to the print shop to print the new menu.


    Then the primary school invited Wang Xiaokai to have coffee. Wang Xiaokai began to peel again and took her to the most expensive one. She walked very fast. It was hard for Yang Xiaoxue to catch up and couldn''t speak quickly.


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''ll take that coffee. It seems that you are sincere. In addition, bring a cup of packing for Tiezhu. He doesn''t like coffee. Just order the cheapest one."


    When she arrived at the coffee shop, Yang Xiaoxue found out all her belongings of 40 euros: "don''t order too expensive, brother!"


    Wang Xiaokai ordered two American, three pieces, one for himself and one for Li Tiezhu. Yang Xiaoxue also ordered a cup of American style and ordered two desserts.


    After counting, Yang Xiaoxue said angrily, "fourteen, my two-day salary."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "it doesn''t matter. We''ll tell Tiezhu that his cup of coffee is 25 euros. Let him invite us next time."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "OK! Deal! But does he have so much salary?"


    Wang Xiaokai smiled wildly: "why must it be salary? When he went abroad, the monitor gave him a black card of 3 million euros with the password of *********************************************************************************************


    "Is he so easy to cheat? How do you know the password?"


    "It''s easy to cheat! The monitor was afraid that he forgot his password, so he told me. Han PI often forgot his password. I opened his suitcase password for him. Let me tell you, as long as the monitor is not with him, he is our ATM."


    "Is your monitor songzhuer?"


    "Yes! Who else can there be besides her? One is extremely smart and the other is Schrodinger''s IQ!"


    "High and low? But I think Tiezhu is very smart in the program. He is very cruel to people. You see, store manager Huang is miserable. Moreover, he has such a good sense of variety."


    "It''s a gift! It has nothing to do with IQ. He''s not smart, but he won''t lose on any occasion."


    Wang Xiaokai took a mouthful of dessert. He didn''t like it. He put down his spoon. Yang Xiaoxue threatened that he must finish it, or he couldn''t go.


    The barrage showed that they were so sweet that it was even suggested that they two be together:


    "Two little ones are too cute!"


    "Can you just let them go and add an iron pillar?"


    "High energy ahead."


    "Attention, the famous show is coming."


    Yang Xiaoxue said with a straight face, "I supervise you. Now I''m brother Daming''s position."


    "Big... Ah!" Wang Xiaokai smiled and even despised it. Then he quickly entered the state of Biao acting and waved his hand, "I tell you, right is also a person, right and wrong is also a person''s fault, okay? Listen to me, okay?"


    It can''t be said to be lifelike. It can only be a hair. Xiaokai is worthy of Beidian.


    Yang Xiaoxue is a little stunned. How dare you? After the iron pillar came, Xiaokai, you floated!


    Wang Xiaokai: "Yang Xiaoxue, are you going to have a meeting or eat this meat? If you want to eat meat, can we wait for you?"


    Yang Xiaoxue''s spirit flashed and made a kind of white eyes: "eat, eat without words, sleep without words."


    Wang Xiaokai: "why does this happen again? Don''t you tell me whether you want to go or not? Don''t do this again in the future! You know? Otherwise, you won''t find anyone and you''ll be very tired."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "what can I tell you if I don''t go? How can I tell you if I go? You can call if you can''t find anyone. If not, I can teach you. Look, take out your mobile phone, open the address book, select the contact you want to dial and press it. Ah, yes, that''s it..."


    Wang Xiaokai was stunned. It was Li Tiezhu.


    Wang Xiaokai refused to admit defeat: "OK, your idea is very good! But my idea is% & * £¤ #%..."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "your idea is not good. You''d better do more work! We''ll teach you. Don''t be afraid."


    Wang Xiaokai: "are you all finished? Let me summarize..."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "store manager, you wash the dishes first."


    "Your mobile phone should be around all the time. Please contact me at any time... Why are you calling me? I''m very busy. I don''t have time to look at my mobile phone..."


    "Zhu Er said that the mobile phone has radiation... Why don''t you answer the phone? Can''t you use it?"


    "Ha ha... I can''t use a mobile phone, but it''s OK! It''s Li Tiezhu!"


    Wang Xiaokai was so happy that he praised Yang Xiaoxue.


    Yang Xiaoxue: "I find it cool to learn from Li Tiezhu. I feel invincible. I don''t have to be afraid of anyone!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "come again! You made mistakes, you also made mistakes, you also made mistakes... But in the final analysis, it''s a person''s fault, my fault, I didn''t stare at you!"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "don''t you know nothing about your fault? You only stare at others."


    Finally, Wang Xiaokai counseled as always and said to the cameraman, "if you dare to release this video, you will be dead."


    The picture suddenly goes black and a line of big words appears:


    "Die together!"


    Yang Xiaoxue said: "they will definitely release it, but don''t be afraid. When the store manager sees this section, this season is almost over. I suddenly have a bold idea!"


    Wang Xiaokai waved and smiled: "no, no, no, I still want to live."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "from now on, I''ll learn from Li Tiezhu. How about you learn from store manager Huang?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "isn''t that good? You''ll die."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "I can''t die! If you agree with the audience, the barrage will be deducted by 1."


    Wang Xiaokai: "where is the barrage..."


    In fact, when it was played here, all the bullets on the screen were 1 except those who died of laughter.


    Wang Xiaokai said, "it''s time for the two newcomers to go and stay. I''ll abstain anyway. I think they''re all very good."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "there are not enough people working. Why not eliminate one? Then why not eliminate the one who can''t work the most?"


    Wang Xiaokai was stunned.


    Yang Xiaoxue: "in this way, uncle Huang has pressure and motivation to work. Don''t thank me! Uncle!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "Pooh... If you want to learn iron pillar all the time, I really dare to learn from Uncle Huang."


    They clapped their hands and swore, and decided to do him a shuttle.


    On the other hand, Qin Lu and the two newcomers work in the kitchen and get along very happily. Xiao Zhuo sells cute and Xiao He is talking about crosstalk, which is very funny.


    The barrage sighed directly, this is the real them.


    Without the depression of the store manager, both Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xue and the kitchen trio are very relaxed and happy.


    Qin Lu yelled at Xiao Zhuo for his guilt yesterday. Xiao He said:


    "This is also sister Lu. If you are an iron pillar, you have to ask you what you have learned from what just happened? Have you learned any lessons?"


    Little Zhuo Dun smiled. He was really a little empty, Li Tiezhu.


    Qin Lu said, "hahaha... Iron pillars are really cute, especially when helping store managers..."


    Then, Huang Daming came in wearing sunglasses and carrying things: "Why are you so happy? Are you happy when I''m not here? Have you finished the work? Nothing''s wrong?"


    Xiaozhuo and Xiaohe immediately return to their places and are busy with the work that has been done.


    Li Tiezhu put his things on the ground and said, "uncle, pay back the money."


    Huang Daming suddenly Yan: "sister Lu, give the iron pillar 300 euros. Today we forgot to bring the money. It was padded by the iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu said, "uncle, what have you learned from this?"


    Huang Daming: "I..."


    Li Tiezhu: "look! You need money to buy things. You are the store manager. If you can''t do such a small thing well, it will affect your glorious image. Of course, we don''t blame you. After all, you can''t do anything."


    When he met Huang Daming, Li Tiezhu''s IQ rose again.

 Chapter 524

    Huang Daming also wanted to educate the two newcomers, but due to Li Tiezhu''s covetous eyes and the good work done by others, he couldn''t pick out the thorn, so he had to give up and bitterly went outside to get himself a cup of yogurt.


    Li Tiezhu took the money from Qin Lu, counted it twice and packed it.


    Then the two small ones of the print menu came back.


    Yang Xiaoxue took the lead: "Uncle Huang is drinking yogurt? Remember to throw the box into the trash can after drinking. It''s a plastic mesh bucket on the ground with garbage bags in it."


    Huang Daming looks confused. Is there something wrong with this man?


    Then, Wang Xiaokai also began to work: "Tiezhu, I heard you forgot to bring money when you went shopping? Don''t explain! Explanation is sophistry. We should be careful and careful in doing things, and try to think from the perspective of the manager. OK? Otherwise, if you have a problem, he has a problem, and the store can''t open? Well, let''s not take another example."


    Li Tiezhu: "something wrong!"


    Then, under the guidance of Qin Lu, Wang Xiaokai went to make pancakes. The plate was a little hot, which made him tremble, and then there was an electric dance.


    Qin Lu was startled and both of them were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu walked over quickly.


    Wang Xiaokai finished a dance, and his posture was slightly enchanting: "it''s hot!"


    Qin Lu: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stop the car and kicked it.


    Bang.


    Wang Xiaokai stumbled: "Han PI, why are you kicking me?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I thought you had an electric shock."


    Wang Xiaokai: "get out! You are deliberately retaliating."


    Qin Lu: "I also think it''s so sexy and enchanting that you can''t kick it."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged and left, putting the money in the box.


    Wang Xiaokai Weiqu Baba: "he did it on purpose. He envied all those who danced well, such as me."


    Upstairs came a voice: "Ju Chang, what''s the password for my suitcase?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "Guess!"


    He thought that when you begged me, hum, kick me.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu came down with a video call. Of course, it was a video with songzhuer. It was just nightfall in China. Tiezhu retrieved the password from songzhu''er, put the money, and then began to talk nonsense. The topic he chatted with songzhu''er has always been very tricky.


    "You went to the disco again? Weren''t you in the school dormitory? You climbed over the wall again. Be careful."


    "Hey! Can''t you trust my skill?"


    "What''s the meaning of you flipping and falling once? You''re strong, and you''re fine. I told you to be careful not to be caught by the security guard, or old Liu tou should persuade me to change my girlfriend again."


    "What? He told you that? I have to send firecrackers to his security room. Hang up..."


    "Drink less wine and don''t fight..."


    "Beep ~"


    Li Tiezhu looked helplessly at the mobile phone. Since the film was about less, songzhuer had a better life. She had more time to fool around. Anyway, she was busy. She once took the girls in her dormitory to the bar all night.


    Qin Lu and the two newcomers looked at Li Tiezhu strangely.


    Li Tiezhu is calm for a year. Why? Girls, drinking, dancing and fighting are not normal? It''s not a wonderful work like lengba. Serious people don''t vent.


    Wang Xiaokai rolled a big cake and said, "League building! This is the tradition of League building in our class. The monitor broke his heart in order to maintain the unity of the class."


    I¡®m not buying it


    After the big cake, Wang Xiaokai took Yang Xiaoxue to make cold shrimp.


    Huang Daming was hungry and proposed to eat separately. He took the two newcomers to eat noodles and rolls first, and the others continued to work.


    After dinner, the two newlyweds ate watermelon and brushed their mobile phones.


    Huang Daming: "are you finished? Don''t brush your cell phone. Go in and help with your work. The others haven''t eaten yet."


    The two newcomers had to get into the kitchen and replace Li Tiezhu, Qin Lu, Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue.


    Huang Daming, who had enough to eat and drink, looked at the three little ones who wolfed down and asked, "how did you get into the film academy?"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "I passed the exam myself!"


    Wang Xiaokai said, "I just passed the exam. It''s too excellent to help."


    Huang Daming put his hand on his ear and said, "no! According to the routine of our school, I should accompany my good friend to the exam. As a result, he didn''t pass the exam, and I was elected..."


    He also graduated from Nortel. Strictly speaking, he is the senior brother of Li Tiezhu. Of course, the three guys don''t recognize him.


    Yang Xiaoxue switched state: "this way of loading x is out of date, because there are such people, Li Tiezhu. Go to the draft with friends, and then..."


    Huang Daming was not annoyed: "can the draft compare with Nortel?"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "that can''t be compared, so Tiezhu has tens of millions of fans all over the world after the singing competition. Do you have it? You don''t! Do you want it? You want it, but how can there be such a chance? Uncle Huang, this person is different from others. We are ordinary..."


    Qin Lu almost choked on the pancake. Is Xiaoxue possessed by Li Tiezhu? What''s going on?


    Huang Daming is also confused. Is this diss me?


    Wang Xiaokai also switched the state and said to Yang Xiaoxue: "Fans can''t represent everything! You young people know red. You need to settle down. You know? The temperament and connotation of actors can''t be cultivated with more fans! Don''t rush to refute. Digest what I said. You''re still young, fans are empty, and you''re too young to grasp. Look at me! Listening to me can make you avoid many detours, OK?"


    Then, Yang Xiaoxue couldn''t help laughing and clapped hands with Wang Xiaokai. Well done!


    Qin Lu stealthily glances at Huang Daming. As expected, there is something wrong with the latter''s face.


    Huang Daming frowned and said, "do you two have any opinions about me?"


    Yang Xiaoxue and Wang Xiaokai were a little nervous.


    After eating the second bowl of cold noodles, Li Tiezhu raised his head, blinked and looked at Huang Daming.


    Huang Daming: why? You have to make complaints about me?


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, those two brothers have gone to work. Don''t you see? You are all the first people to eat. Why are you still here? Are you... Not full?"


    With that, Li Tiezhu also handed Huang Daming a jelly with concern in his eyes.


    Huang Daming didn''t answer or not. He got up and said, "I''m not even in a hurry to do work, just to care about your three studies. I''m your senior brother, you know? I can''t disgrace my alma mater."


    Li Tiezhu: "last time I asked for leave, the vice president said you..."


    Huang Daming counseled when he thought of the old man, got up and left: "I''m going to work! You eat quickly."


    "He said you lost the most..."


    "Eat without words, sleep without words, you said! Stop talking!"


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu lowered his head and pulled the jelly.


    Yang Xiaoxue looked at Li Tiezhu with adoring eyes: "younger martial brother, you are too strong. I thought I learned a lot like you, but when I competed on the same stage, I found that you were... So terrible!"


    Wang Xiaokai said, "I told you it''s a talent. You can''t learn it!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what do you learn?"


    Qin Lu couldn''t help laughing. I have to say that after Li Tiezhu came, everyone''s mental outlook was much more positive, except Huang Daming. Of course, this is a good thing!


    After eating here, Li Tiezhu and others returned to the kitchen to continue their work, but they heard a strange voice in the kitchen.


    Huang Daming, Xiao He and Xiao Zhuo are talking and laughing?


    How terrible?


    Huang Daming: "how could Xiao Jian be with Liu Hong? What version of" change pig lattice "did you two watch?"


    Xiao Zhuo: "with Jin Suo? No... Jin Suo and Liu Qing... Er..."


    Xiaohe: "hahaha... I remember it was with Liu Hong, isn''t it right?"


    After being hated by Li Tiezhu for a day and a night, Huang Daming was depressed and began to secretly look for a happy atmosphere. Otherwise, he would be unable to carry it.


    Although he seemed to question the two newcomers, his attitude was no longer as gloomy as before.


    Qin Lu and the three are ignorant.


    Li Tiezhu said, "look! I said uncle Huang is very good. Although he is a little greasy, what bad thoughts can he have?"


    Huang Daming smiled angrily again: "Li Tiezhu, who did you say Liu Hong was with at last?"


    Li Tiezhu: "who is Liu Hong? Is she a singer?"


    Huang Daming: "it''s a role in changing pigs."


    Li Tiezhu: "how could I know? I was born the year the TV play was broadcast!"


    Huang Daming almost had myocardial infarction, lying in the trough! Hasty


    Others laughed and tears came out. On the contrary, Li Tiezhu was domineering and righteous.


    Huang Daming covered his heart: "what do you mean I''m greasy? Do you think I''m old? You were born when I played a TV play? Who''s greasy? I''m an idol, the love bean of girls!"


    Li Tiezhu: "eh! I''m afraid you misunderstood the girl. Zhu Er said you were greasy, lengba said you were greasy, and Zhao Liya said you were greasy, my apprentice Yang Feifei pu... She said you were..."


    Huang Daming turned white and stumbled at his feet: "what are you talking about?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m afraid I''ll target her after I say you."


    Huang Daming waved his hand: "but it doesn''t hurt! I forgive you for your innocence!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Yang Feiyue said you were smoked pork, Zizi and oily."


    The people laughed wildly. The two newcomers wanted to hold back. They really didn''t hold back and laughed wildly.


    Huang Daming was very embarrassed. Fortunately, he had been famous for a long time. After the initial embarrassment, he shrugged and hugged Li Tiezhu: "thank you, Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu said warily, "why do you thank me? Your store is overdrawn and wants to borrow money? There is no door!"


    Huang Daming said seriously: "I didn''t realize it before, but on the day after you came, everyone laughed and laughed. Although I didn''t dare to laugh in front of me many times, the atmosphere was much better. You brought all these and pointed out my... Shortcomings frankly! Bad habits have become, so please take everyone to help me correct them."


    Li Tiezhu: "we''ve been helping you correct it! Don''t abandon or give up. Don''t worry."


    The others stopped laughing and looked at Huang Daming strangely. Did he really realize his mistake?


    Then, Huang Daming clapped his hands and went back to work. When he passed Yang Xiaoxue, he said, "learn who is bad, learn iron pillar. He can''t imitate! And you... Your temperament is not as good as me! Don''t learn!"


    He also pointed to Wang Xiaokai, who stuck out his tongue.


    Next, everyone worked hard and the atmosphere was finally happy. Wang Xiaokai, Xiao Zhuo and Li Tiezhu also sang songs in turn.


    Huang Daming is also a model of being able to bend and stretch. Everyone thinks Li Tiezhu is talking nonsense, but he knows that Li Tiezhu stabbed him in the key - he can''t do anything. The most important thing is that he can''t be a store manager and manage people. His arrogance stems from a guilty heart.


    But now he has an epiphany. A store manager with Ma Yinglong on his face. What''s arrogant?

 Chapter 525

    At three o''clock in the afternoon, everyone finally finished their work. Those who wanted to have a rest went to have a rest, and those who wanted to have coffee made coffee in the yard.


    Both newlyweds were tired. Naturally, they went to take a nap, while the others drank coffee in the yard.


    Huang Daming suddenly said, "these two newcomers must go one today."


    This is the rule of the program team. The three-day internship is, of course, not so fair, but Li Tiezhu doesn''t know. He is also a newcomer.


    Wang Xiaokai: "they are all excellent. I want to abstain."


    Huang Daming: "no, only AB, no C, you must choose one."


    Yang Xiaoxue said, "it''s too difficult to choose."


    Huang Daming: "you have to choose one. I think... I think we can vote by secret ballot."


    Qin Lu suddenly said, "why vote? Do you decide on your own? You has the final say, you are the manager."


    Huang Daming: "no!"


    Qin Lu: "you don''t say it at this time has the final say?" didn''t you say it before? You should listen to it and not discuss it.


    Huang Daming: what has the final say for me? Of course, we must respect your opinions.


    Qin Lu said meaningfully, "Oh..."


    Huang Daming was a little embarrassed. After all, the previous issues were over loaded and attracted a backlash.


    Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue laughed very happily.


    Li Tiezhu said, "well, I do! I and chrysanthemum cast A, Xiao Xue and Qin aunt voted B, said yes! Two to two flat. Finally, uncle Huang has the final say. Is that okay?"


    Barrage:


    "Isn''t right also a person''s right, and is wrong also a person''s fault?"


    "Stand up and make a final decision!"


    "Counselled..."


    "I''m so happy. Qin Lu did a good job!"


    "Xiao Kai is fat and can."


    "Xiaoxue smiles happily."


    "Serious brother came to Sao operation again. Huang Daming was crying."


    "I only wear iron pillars for variety."


    "I feel that Li Tiezhu has suddenly become smart. Is it an illusion?"


    People marveled at Li Tiezhu''s sudden burst of IQ, which is very unscientific.


    Qin Lu took the lead in responding: "this can be! Iron pillar wit!"


    Huang Daming stopped and said with a slightly humble smile: "haven''t I ''changed evil and returned to justice''? I realize my own mistakes. Not only Li Tiezhu antagonized me, but also your explicit or implicit attitude. I know I''m too overbearing. I''ll change it!"


    The others smiled and looked at Huang Daming.


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes! Why do you laugh at Uncle Huang? Although he is greasy, pretends to be forced, and can''t do anything, he doesn''t have any bad thoughts! We should help him, not laugh at him!"


    Huang Daming: "don''t talk!"


    Qin Lu, Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue couldn''t help laughing wildly until they hit the table.


    Huang Daming was speechless and choked. He whispered for a long time: "cut this paragraph! I said, after Tiezhu recorded the program in two days, I''ll apologize to chef Lin and invite him back..."


    No one is a pure good person, and of course, no one is a pure bad person.


    At least Huang Daming is not really an unforgivable evil. He is just a habitual bully, but... He still has the mind of sophistry, so he is not pure.


    Huang Daming turned his eyes and said, "if I didn''t choose the one you don''t like, wouldn''t you hate me?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "we both like it, so it doesn''t exist."


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand and translated: "Ju Chang means that no matter who you choose, they are not happy."


    Yang Xiaoxue said, "they work so hard that they shouldn''t go."


    Li Tiezhu translated again: "sister Xiaoxue means that the least active people should leave, such as you."


    Huang Daming covered his forehead, and obviously he knew he was too lazy at ordinary times. He hid his face behind his palm and said, "iron pillar! You are quiet for a while. I know there are enough people on the Internet. I''ll make complaints about it. But one of them is the program rule. Who do you love better?"


    Little crane, of course! That little Zhuo Niang is very naughty and coquettish to Qin Lu. Eh


    "Guess?"


    Li Tiezhu resolutely kept silent. Although he was not smart, he had experience. When the program team gave this option, he already had an answer, which was not a choice for guests.


    Because behind the program group is capital.


    It''s not your own program. If you don''t talk, don''t listen, don''t discuss. Shut up. This is what Zhu Er ordered when you came. It''s OK at ordinary times. Don''t talk when it comes to capital.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know whether it''s right or not, but he won''t be wrong if he listens to zhu''er.


    Huang Daming did not miss the opportunity of revenge: "Xiao Zhuo?"


    Li Tiezhu: "guess again."


    "That little crane!"


    "Guess again!"


    "Tut! You don''t like them all, do you?"


    "Except uncle Huang, I think everyone is actually good! What''s the problem?"


    "Then... I''ll go?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly couldn''t help sitting up straight: "Wow! Really?"


    Huang Daming pointed to Li Tiezhu: "I see! You are here to usurp the throne. Li Tiezhu, you bastard, you also want him to be the store manager, don''t you? Traitor! I disagree! Step back!"


    The others laughed and the atmosphere relaxed.


    Now Huang Daming has finally entered the state, and this sense of variety will not be scolded.


    Barrage:


    "I feel Huang Daming counselled."


    "Yes, he''s in good shape now. How depressed everyone was before."


    "Whoever goes, it''s good if Huang Daming doesn''t do it."


    "I disagree. Ha ha, I''m so happy..."


    "Prince Han! Drop God forever!"


    An hour later, the two newcomers also came down and continued to be busy. It''s very tiring to open a restaurant. It''s reasonable. It''s more labor-intensive than the mushroom house, and it''s comparable to the primitive people, but there are more people working on this program.


    Since Huang Daming''s Epiphany, during the preparation time this afternoon, everyone was happy and even joked with Huang Daming. He didn''t mind. In addition, Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue also cos had a scene in which Li Tiezhu met Huang Daming, laughing so that the two newcomers had urgent urination and frequent urination.


    Huang Daming was fine. He accepted it when his heart was wide.


    But Li Tiezhu wondered, I didn''t aim at Huang Daming! There seems to be some misunderstanding about him.


    In the evening, the guests came one after another, and everyone was busy again.


    This time, Huang Daming worked much harder. He washed the dishes near the door and didn''t interfere in the kitchen. He just paid attention to the situation outside. Once Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue were too busy, he went out to help. After helping, he came back to wash the dishes.


    The kitchen became Li Tiezhu''s world, orderly and efficient, and began to teach Xiaohe to fry spicy chicken.


    The reason is also very simple. He asked Xiao Zhuo to touch the oven. He really just touched it and said that there was temperature. Li Tiezhu asked him to feel it! Finally, Qin Lu went to teach Xiao Zhuo to use the oven, and Wang Xiaokai secretly learned.


    The little crane is different. This guy is very cheerful, scalded and stabbed. He will tell it as a joke. This kind of person is easy to teach. He won''t be afraid of hardship and fatigue.


    Huang Daming didn''t beep either. He ran up to encourage the little crane. He was so frightened that he shook his hand and spilled two pieces of spicy diced chicken in the pot.


    Huang Daming picked it up and ate it and said, "don''t worry! You fry it boldly and I''ll eat it for you."


    Xiao He was surprised. Did manager Huang take the wrong medicine today? Suddenly so good, there must be a problem.


    Tonight''s work went very smoothly. Li Tiezhu''s efficiency improved by leaps and bounds again. The main reason is not that he himself, but that his assistants are more in tune. The most important thing is that Huang Daming stopped making trouble and helped a lot.


    Wang Xiaokai, who takes care of his guests alone, is getting more and more meticulous. All kinds of thoughtful and considerate services have won the unanimous praise from the customers. Yang Xiaoxue, who even juices at the bar, is a little jealous.


    When Wang Xiaokai reminded a female guest to put his bag on the chair he took, he was immediately entangled. The foreigner''s aesthetics was not bad. All kinds of teasing Wang Xiaokai was called hot:


    "You are a star in China, aren''t you?"


    "My God! Are you an adult?"


    "I guess he''s sixteen."


    "You mean you made your debut at the age of twelve? Do you have any photos at that time?"


    "My God! You were too Q when you were a child..."


    "Oh, my God, you''re actually Ian perra''s classmate? Are you the classmate who accompanied him to the draft?"


    Wang Xiaokai was finally angry: "that''s Qin Tao, a fat man! Not me!"


    Thinking that the blonde hugged Xiaokai, held her chest twice and sincerely apologized: "Sao Rui! We misunderstood. You are Ian Pella''s college classmate. Are you all movie actors? That''s cool! You''re so handsome and a natural movie actor."


    Another beauty said, "we''ve been talking for so long, and we''re friends. Can you ask Ian Pella to take a group photo for us?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "


    It turns out that everything is a routine of dog talk! Foreign women are so clever!


    The guests are gradually full, and some are waiting to be vacant. Many are attracted by the name, because they were wearing faces on Twitter and Facebook yesterday. Ian Pera Lee is doing a program in a Chinese restaurant in Sicily.


    As a result, many people who like Li Tiezhu poured in for inquiries. These are just the front troops, and the big troops are still behind.


    It is conceivable that more people will come to join us tomorrow. I''m afraid the Chinese restaurant will not be able to sit down at that time.


    After most of the dishes were finished, Xiao He was left to make spicy chicken and Xiao Zhuo steamed fish. Li Tiezhu took the time to come outside and play a song for everyone in front of a set of ready stereo. He had only a few minutes.


    Therefore, at the strong request of foreign fans, Li Tiezhu sang a song called girl''s tears with an ignorant expression, and then continued to force him to go back to cooking.


    Signing is impossible. There are too many fans.


    Soon, Huang Daming excitedly ran in and said, "the best selling dishes tonight are Longjing shrimp and spicy chicken! Three more shrimp and two spicy chicken. Cook quickly! Tiezhu, cook shrimp quickly."


    Qin Lu: "go away! The back kitchen is not where you give orders."


    Huang Daming happily raised his hands and ran away: "OK! Hey, Mu Sao Rui, I''ll roll the calf now."


    That''s the right atmosphere.


    The little crane was much more relaxed and said, "brother Zhu, I''ll fry spicy chicken and you get shrimp."


    Li Tiezhu nodded to get the shrimp. To tell the truth, he made very few Longjing shrimp. He made it for lengba a few times ago. She likes this dish. Therefore, it is not skilled and requires concentration.


    "Brother crane, I''ll go to the primitive people in a few days and let you show off your spicy chicken."


    The little crane was overjoyed: "OK! OK! Thank you."


    He always knew that this time he and Xiaozhuo came to this program to study with the prince. He must be the one who was eliminated. Fortunately, I met Tiezhu. I not only helped him against Huang Daming, but also took him on the program. It''s worth it.


    After all, new people are not easy.

 Chapter 526

    Who hasn''t come from the newcomer?


    Two years ago, after the good voice was targeted, Li Tiezhu was taken to the mushroom house by Xiao Yueyue. Therefore, Li Tiezhu still likes the little crane who is cheerful, witty and hard-working. In addition to his slightly flashy beard... But it is always better than the coquettish one.


    Li Tiezhu always makes friends by feeling like this, but he always feels very accurate when his IQ is not high.


    Although big Li Tiezhu is five years old, little crane is very modest and doesn''t flatter. While helping with cooking, he also taught Li Tiezhu to sing and dance. Tiezhu learned slowly and was laughed at by Wang Xiaokai for a long time.


    In a relatively light atmosphere, the dinner dishes were finished, and there were few guests left in the restaurant.


    At this time, the boss who came to dinner next door came with his band. The singing time began, and the atmosphere became more comfortable.


    Although I don''t know the language, I can think of music.


    Wang Xiaokai, Xiao Zhuo and Xiao He, all singers, also appeared on the stage. Li Tiezhu didn''t steal the limelight.


    Barrage:


    "This is the atmosphere that slow variety should have!"


    "The harmony of the little crane is also very nice."


    "I like Xiaokai singing."


    "Serious brother, really low-key!"


    "Those band members are shining at the iron pillar."


    "Iron pillar, don''t you dance? Be careful of wrestling."


    After seeing off the happy guests, everyone in the Chinese restaurant began to eat.


    Yang Xiaoxue said: "today, the guests gave a lot of consumption, and several tables were given 20."


    Qin Lu: "consumption has set a record today!"


    Huang Daming was also very happy: "everyone said today''s food was delicious! All the guests came and left happily. Everyone was very good and couldn''t find anything wrong..."


    Li Tiezhu: "why do you want to find fault? Don''t always think about finding fault. You should encourage more."


    Huang Daming explained: "I don''t want to find fault, I just praise everyone..."


    Li Tiezhu: "we don''t need you to praise. We know we''ve done well. You''re the one who needs to praise most today! Uncle Huang, you''re great today. You''ve not only worked a lot skillfully, but also haven''t come to the kitchen to make trouble. Keep up your efforts!"


    Huang Daming: "when did I make trouble?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "especially working with hemorrhoids, I''m very strong. I suggest you raise a cup and encourage uncle Huang."


    Everyone raised their glasses to Huang Daming: "come on! You''re great!"


    Huang Daming could only smile bitterly: "OK..."


    Put down the glass, Huang Daming instinctively began to quibble: "today everyone has made great progress, and I have made some progress. I found that happiness management is better than the previous institutionalized management. I''m very happy..."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "you are happy too early."


    Huang Daming: "can I... don''t interrupt? To sum up a little, I''ll try to do better tomorrow."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "who knows which comes first, accident or tomorrow? Ah! Fate!"


    Wang Xiaokai laughed directly. The sisters were addicted to learning from Li Tiezhu.


    Huang Daming, who was challenged by his authority, was a little angry.


    Li Tiezhu said, "sister Xiaoxue said well. Uncle Huang, you''d better care about your injury first, try to get better as soon as possible, and then... Do more work. As long as you focus on your work and talk less, everyone''s work will be very smooth. Do you understand?"


    Huang Daming: "


    Barrage:


    "Everything is fine without you."


    "Still want to find fault? It''s your fault."


    "It''s all because of you."


    "Iron pillars are beautiful, but you can''t get used to such people."


    "It will be sunny if you are not here."


    "Hahaha, you''re too happy..."


    "Light snow is OK!"


    "Serious sister has been online."


    "I hope Xiaoxue can still fight against Huang Daming after Tiezhu leaves."


    After dinner, the atmosphere was depressed again. It was not that Huang Daming was a demon again, but that he had to make a choice about the fate of the two newcomers.


    Of course, the barrage is very consistent at this time - the fake store manager is really undercover. Let''s go!


    By secret ballot, Huang Daming took the lead in voting.


    Others gave small gifts to the two newcomers, and then they also voted.


    Li Tiezhu knows that this is the script of the program group, because he already knows the answer. Moreover, it was useless for him to vote for anyone, so he wrote nonsense when he voted.


    After all, when he gave the two newcomers small gifts, they reacted differently. The coquettish Xiaozhuo smiled very sweetly, and the pistachio Xiaohe, who loved "crosstalk", reddened his eyes.


    Before the answer was revealed, Huang Daming began to apologize: "I sometimes have a big temper and speak a little angrily. I also tell you I''m sorry."


    The atmosphere is getting more and more depressed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the use of just apologizing?"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "yes! Call the police directly!"


    Huh?


    The atmosphere suddenly changed. The sad parting mood that had been deliberately created was suddenly broken.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s not enough to call the police. Uncle Huang, don''t just apologize. The main thing is to change. Try to be a useful person for Chinese restaurants..."


    Huang Daming: "OK, OK! I''ll sing the ticket."


    Then, Xiao Zhuo has 1 vote, Xiao He has 3 votes and Huang Daming has 1 vote. The standard answer is: Xiao He leaves and Xiao Zhuo stays.


    So, Yang Xiaoxue began to press her temples with both hands and work: "why didn''t I expect? I can vote for the shopkeeper. Who?"


    Wang Xiaokai smiled: "don''t guess, it must be Tiezhu. He never speaks the rules, because he can''t understand the rules."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t you want to vote for someone?"


    Huang Daming couldn''t help it any longer: "Hey! You keep helping me make progress. Why do you want me to go?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you go, we don''t have to work hard to help people make progress. The green car will directly become a high-speed railway!"


    Um


    A sensational parting was turned into a joke by Li Tiezhu.


    The program recording continues. Before the rest in the evening, Li Tiezhu and Xiaohe exchanged contact information. He will leave tomorrow. In fact, he had already received other announcements and knew that he came to run with him. At the same time, he didn''t want to stay here and continue to be angry.


    The next day, the program group welcomed a flying guest, of course, an insider of their mango station, a hostess.


    Because there are real and fake Li Tiezhu repeatedly against Huang Daming, the recording of the program is very smooth. Under the fierce fire of Li Tiezhu and Yang Xiaoxue, Huang Daming has no chance to pick and pull back, but is busy.


    Then an accident happened.


    Huang Daming secretly called to apologize to chef Lin, who "recovered", and didn''t know what py transaction had happened. Chef Lin promised to return to the program tomorrow.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu, who originally planned to record three episodes, now only needs to record two episodes.


    What a drastic move!


    In this regard, Huang Daming is really powerful. If he doesn''t offend Li Tiezhu, he can send him away in advance, get rid of the adverse situation of being set on fire, and use chef Lin''s return to return to the strong situation.


    For Li Tiezhu''s early departure, Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue are most reluctant.


    The main reason is that there is no iron pillar to carry the injury in front. They "offended" Huang Daming, and I''m afraid they will end up worrying.


    So, after a day''s work, at dinner, Wang Xiaokai and Yang Xiaoxue began to frantically boast about Huang Daming, which was shameless.


    It is called "Wang Yang mends"!!!


    Of course, this is for the variety effect, not really afraid of Huang Daming''s revenge. Although their resources are not as good as Li Tiezhu, they are definitely not bad.


    Li Tiezhu has no problem returning home early. He doesn''t like the program very much. In addition, he is very busy himself. Oh, the primitive man is coming to an end, and Kung Fu is in the critical period of shooting.


    Of course, there was a little scene in the third issue of Li Tiezhu. Before he left, chef Lin came back early in the morning.


    "Injury" is getting better a little faster.


    When he came back, he happened to catch up with everyone to have breakfast. He also sat down and tasted Li Tiezhu''s craft.


    In terms of cooking, Li Tiezhu is certainly far from chef Lin, so he is not a level player, but he can''t stand Li Tiezhu. He will be more and famous. Therefore, Huang Daming was worried that the audience was too enthusiastic, which led to Li Tiezhu''s permanent residence. He completely defeated chef Lin''s defense line and soon accepted Huang Daming''s apology.


    This is the real entertainment industry. Chef Lin''s Taoism is still too low.


    Pure Li Tiezhu doesn''t know what''s behind it, and he doesn''t want to know. He just gives chrysanthemum face to help. There''s no difference between two phases and three phases.


    Chef Lin ate a meat dumpling and thumbed up: "iron pillar''s cooking is very professional!"


    This is not a commercial boast, but a real sigh.


    Huang Daming tried to show respect and guide him, "are there any shortcomings or areas that need to be improved? We are ordinary people and can''t eat it. You are professional. Give me some advice. Let Tiezhu learn and progress and become a better cook!"


    Chef Lin ate another one and shook his head. "There are no shortcomings. It''s perfect. Snacks are regional. Ordinary chefs don''t do as well as locals! Moreover, Tiezhu has a good talent in cooking. If you learn to cook, it will be very promising."


    Huang Daming: "how can he be perfect without professional training?"


    Chef Lin said, "he hasn''t learned to write songs, either! Singing is better than you? You''ve studied with Han Hong for so long."


    Huang Daming: "


    Yang Xiaoxue couldn''t help it for a moment: "he hasn''t learned acting before. You see, in the God of medicine, his acting skills are better than you..."


    Huang Daming: "eat, eat! Tie Zhu says that he doesn''t talk about food or sleep."


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu put on his backpack, went downstairs with his suitcase, and left the Chinese restaurant under the gift of everyone.


    Huang Daming said hypocritically, "although you have only come twice, you will always be a member of our Chinese restaurant! We welcome you back at any time."


    Li Tiezhu: "really? I''ll try to coordinate the schedule."


    Huang Daming panicked: "that''s not necessary! Being too busy affects your study. Now Nortel has started school, you''d better study hard! Come on!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Thank you, uncle Huang."


    Barrage:


    "Huang Daming still wants to fool chef Lin to find fault. It''s really evil!"


    "Chef Lin is still very sincere."


    "It''s called pity. Although I haven''t eaten it, I think Li Tiezhu should really have a talent for cooking."


    "Finished, Yang Xiaoxue couldn''t stop the car. She walked farther and farther on the road imitating the iron pillar."


    "Iron pillar, really? Huang Daming''s face changed with fear!"


    "Laugh to death! How hypocritical..."


    "I can''t bear to go. I don''t want to see it."


    "Didn''t you say phase III?"

 Chapter 527

    Who will leave in the variety show is never the audience has the final say, especially when a program is done in the third quarter, because of the strong involvement of capital, the program group itself is often shackled, let alone the audience.


    This is also the main reason why many variety shows don''t look good after three seasons. When a program is popular, you must consider making money, and when capital gives you money, it will give you naive and playful requirements like many grandchildren.


    Because primitive people are popular abroad, some capital leaders have come to Li Tiezhu studio to talk about capital injection and sponsorship. Some want to hold their dry daughter, some want to open the way for their illegitimate children, and some want to make money with the joint program group


    All kinds of strange requests were rejected by pine and bamboo children. They were used as jokes to tell Li Tiezhu. In fact, they were beating around the Bush to remind Li Tiezhu not to go bad.


    Li Tiezhu is very supportive. He thinks that as long as I am stupid enough, nothing can change my simple world outlook.


    After leaving Sicily, Li Tiezhu changed planes several times and landed at Donghai International Airport in the evening. He wanted to transfer back to Shudu to record programs.


    In order to avoid being recognized and delaying the trip, Li Tiezhu''s black cap was pressed very low, covered most of his face with a mask, listened to Guo gangde''s crosstalk with earphones, and laughed twice from time to time. He looked very neurotic.


    Holding the ticket, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and began to navigate.


    He was terrible about the internal structure of the airport, because he felt that everything was hairy and had to navigate.


    Suddenly, a group of young ladies and sisters ran to the front and scared Li Tiezhu.


    Recognized?


    "Kun Kun, I love you!"


    "I''ll give you a monkey!"


    "Wow, you''re handsome."


    "Sign for me."


    Li Tiezhu is a little dizzy in the tide of miss and sister. He turns around and looks. Isn''t this a Kun he hasn''t seen for a long time? I started out with a good voice.


    I saw that a Kun''s long blond hair was very exquisite, wearing smoky makeup and fashionable crotch pants, and walked forward with a cold face. Beside him were six assistant guards, four strong bodyguards in front of and behind him.


    Dozens of little sister fans were separated by bodyguards and assistants. A Kun walked forward with his head up and his eyes fixed.


    The young ladies and sisters who didn''t ask for autographs and didn''t even look at them were still in high spirits and issued various calls of worship, which attracted other passengers in the terminal one after another.


    Li Tiezhu took a look, then bowed his head and continued to do navigation. As an electronic idiot, he treated mobile phones more rigorously than cats.


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu was pushed, but he has been practicing martial arts for the past two years. He has a solid territory and remains motionless.


    He thought to himself that maybe there were too many passengers and accidentally touched himself.


    But then he was pushed again, much stronger.


    Li Tiezhu tilted a small step and subconsciously pushed back. He used the stick mountain in the eight pole fist. A real expert can break the thick tree at the mouth of the bowl, but Li Tiezhu''s Taoism is still shallow and has recovered his strength.


    So a bodyguard stumbled back two steps.


    The ladies and sisters stopped shouting when they saw this scene, and other passengers also saw it.


    A Kun didn''t see it and still looked straight at it.


    The bodyguard couldn''t hang on his face and shouted, "don''t get in the way, get out of the way."


    "Oh!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at them and skillfully stepped aside, but he forgot to take the box.


    Bang.


    The box was kicked by a bodyguard. Li Tiezhu caught it. He looked at the suitcase and didn''t care. He continued to look down at the navigation.


    "Ah..."


    Two or three meters ahead, a passing girl was pushed to the ground by the bodyguard.


    Li Tiezhu picked up the girl and said, "are you okay?"


    Girl: "it''s all right, thank you."


    But the screen of her cell phone broke.


    Li Tiezhu shouted to the star team not far away: "Hey! That bodyguard, you bumped into someone. Should you apologize? Moreover, her mobile phone was broken."


    The bodyguard looked back at Li Tiezhu and continued to walk forward. A Kun is like a person who has nothing to do in the whole process. He only cares about being cool. What''s more strange is that the group of little sisters also chased after them. Yingyan chirped like hundreds of ducks.


    The girl pulled Li Tiezhu: "don''t mess with them, stars. We can''t afford it. Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and roared, "Mou Kun! Come here!"


    A Kun finally stopped his arrogant steps and turned back with a trace of horror. The voice was a little familiar!


    Li Tiezhu pointed to him and shouted, "come here! Are you very deaf?"


    The two bodyguards immediately became angry and walked quickly towards Li Tiezhu. How dare this silly fork swear at the big star? Don''t want to live?


    Over there, a Kun''s face changed: "come back! Come back, this is my friend, leave it alone..."


    Then he called the bodyguard back and waved his hand to the assistant who wanted to escort him. He trotted towards Li Tiezhu. He recognized Li Tiezhu and could not be provoked decisively.


    When he got close, he smiled and said, "brother Zhu, what a coincidence!"


    Li Tiezhu: "your bodyguard pushed people, and their mobile phone screen was broken. What should I do?"


    The girl was at a loss at this time.


    Others whispered. What happened to the big star? Didn''t you just pretend to be forced? Why. But soon, someone in the crowd recognized Li Tiezhu and called his name one after another.


    A Kun looked down and said to the girl, "I''m sorry! I''m sorry! My bodyguard didn''t mean to. I''ll compensate you. Who will take 3000 yuan?"


    Li Tiezhu also stopped talking. They just settled this matter through direct negotiation.


    The girl also woke up and looked at Li Tiezhu with some excitement: "Tiezhu, I''m your fan, Tiefen! Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu: "you must not be iron powder, otherwise you recognized me just now."


    Girl: "I''ll be your iron powder in the future. I''ll send four!"


    A Kun took the money from his assistant and handed it to the girl. The girl took only three and said, "three hundred yuan is enough to repair the screen! Well, I''m going to catch the plane."


    With that, the girl dragged her suitcase away.


    "Thank you, iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu: "run slowly and have a safe trip."


    A Kun looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "brother Zhu, do you have anything else to say?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hear him. He muttered and walked away: "go straight for 300 meters, turn right, turn right? Up north, down south, left West, right east..."


    A Kun awkwardly retracted the protective ring, his face was livid and clenched his teeth.


    In fact, since Li Tiezhu stopped a Kun, many passengers around began to secretly take photos. Until now, they put down their mobile phones and gathered around to ask Li Tiezhu for signature.


    Li Tiezhu was startled and said, "don''t come here! I have to catch a plane. Who, what stars do children chase? Study hard! Bye, everyone."


    With that, Li Tiezhu ran away and almost ran away. The others didn''t react, let alone chase.


    Men and women, old and young, make complaints about everyone who knows how to dress up, but 90% of them do not know.


    "Such people are also stars?"


    "Look at the iron pillar of others, and then look at this thing..."


    "Goods are better than goods!"


    "Women chirp and make-up, bah!"


    "Six assistants and eight bodyguards, this lineup is very strong."


    "What a big row of noodles."


    "Pure disruption of public order."


    "More than that, the women in the back are also paid to pick up the plane."


    "The entertainment industry is such a wonderful flower?"


    "Fortunately, we have Li Tiezhu."


    When a kundang Club died, he hurried away with his assistants and bodyguards, and the remaining dozens of professional pick-up ladies and sisters also scattered.


    Soon, different angles of the video on the incident were heard on the tiktok and then spread over the whole network.


    Netizens almost one-sided support Li Tiezhu and ruthlessly ridicule a Kun.


    The water army of a certain Kun came from everywhere and began to wash the ground, quarrel and splash dirty water on a large scale, changing the topic:


    "We kunkun took bodyguards because it was too red, and Li Tiezhu didn''t take bodyguards because no one asked for his signature."


    "Kun Kun just lives exquisitely. Li Tiezhu is used to migrant workers. Everyone has different styles!"


    "How polite do you think kunkun is? As soon as he sees Li Tiezhu, he goes up to say hello and takes the initiative to lose money to the woman. You can see that Li Tiezhu has no quality."


    "Some people want to step on my kunkun and climb up without looking at what they look like!"


    Then, Xiao Zhen, the entertainment industry discipline committee member and Li Tiezhu''s good brother, tore Mou Kun again, @ Mou Kun tore it face to face:


    "I say three points. First, a person without any works and talents can make some money and steal music with an ugly face. Don''t come out to make a fool of yourself and disturb public order. Second, when you kick my brother''s iron pillar box, he doesn''t mind, but he can''t stand it. You bully girls. This is the real idol. Third, it''s good for you to say so Ji Hong? I dare say I''m just a little actor. Do you have a box office of 4 billion? Or did your TV play set a viewing record? "


    Tiktok and jitter were both sent out, and they were all video. Shaw town often tore people in these two years. Whenever anyone saw an artist making unhealthy tendencies, he always jumped out first. The key was also well founded.


    Therefore, his popularity has declined in the past two years, and his fans have washed it all over. At the beginning, all those brain powder pits him have become young people with three wonders. It seems that the number is small, but the energy is extraordinary. Now he is about to become a popular student in TV dramas.


    Another one, the six princesses of CCTV, who ended up tearing up a certain Kun, wrote:


    "Actors and idols, stand high and judge!"


    Although the words are few, they are far sharper than Xiao Zhen, and poke the weakest point of a Kun.


    Therefore, the six Princesses'' necks were instantly washed away by the water army and brain powder, which was worse than that in Xiao town. At least, a group of tried iron powder in Xiao town fought back strongly, and the six Princesses'' fans didn''t have so strong combat effectiveness.


    The sailors who defeated the six princesses were complacent, but they didn''t know that the storm was coming soon.


    Six princesses are Yang Ma''s six sets. They are certified by Weibo. Their gender is female. Their personality signature is: hum~


    She was the only one who bullied people. No one dared to bully her. This time, she was really angry. What should I do? The sixth princess is very angry, and the consequences are very serious!

 Chapter 528

    What would the sixth Princess do if she was too angry? The first is... Crazy tweeting.


    In just one hour, the six princesses sent 23 tweets in a row, from the debut of a Kun, the capital behind a Kun, the dark scenes of a Kun draft, a Kun playing a big brand, a Kun false marketing fan group, and so on.


    So, do you think some Kun''s Navy dare to continue to fight back?


    No, he dare not.


    Soon, a Kun personally apologized to the sixth princess, withdrew the Navy and called on the fans not to make trouble in the sixth princess''s yard. It was high sounding, but in the final analysis, there was one reason... I couldn''t afford it.


    His fans are a mob, and some people continue to make trouble. They abuse and slander a lot until... Someone is detained for defamation and endangering Internet public security.


    Some Kun is also shivering. It was originally a wave of reverse public relations. Who knew it would provoke the sixth princess?


    This thing is more powerful than Li Tiezhu!


    Therefore, a Kun''s studio held a press conference overnight to apologize, admit mistakes, promise to reform, and so on. Finally, it was just to ask the sixth princess for forgiveness.


    At this time, they didn''t even have the Kung Fu to go to Xiao town and struggled to survive.


    The sixth princess is proud and charming. It''s impossible to let you go. Although she can''t do more killing, she can draw a circle to curse you. As a result, CCTV''s six previously released programs were torn up by the six princesses at will again.


    For example, when the eight year old claimed that there was only one monkey king and resisted any adaptation of journey to the west, the sixth princess had to put Zhou Xingxing''s journey to the west, which was so capricious.


    The six Princesses'' new program from today to tomorrow is very interesting. The adjusted films are:


    "Which onion are you", "running dog of capital", "are you a man or a ghost", "clown", "actor", and the documentary "Yin and Yang people from Siam".


    It''s simple. I know it''s scolding you from the title!


    Are you convinced?


    Suit!


    The next day, a number of official media truthfully reported the ugly scene of Donghai airport. While criticizing the hypocritical idols of rice circle culture, they praised Li Tiezhu as the most simple idol in contemporary times.


    An ordinary traffic star, six assistants, eight bodyguards, and bought dozens of professional pick-up groups.


    A world''s top superstar, low-key on his way alone, also helped the bullied ordinary people, and then brushed his clothes.


    Who is hypocritical, who is sincere, who is vulgar and who is noble can be seen at a glance.


    What is the distortion of human nature?


    Or moral decay?


    So far, a Kun''s team can only pout their hips and circle to apologize, make various guarantees, strictly restrict the Navy and fans, and dare not make any more extraordinary moves.


    Before that, they also wanted to overthrow the rake and use to discredit Li Tiezhu to improve their heat. They also wanted too much.


    After this battle, Xiao town with positive energy has become more and more prominent. It seems to be a clear stream in the entertainment industry. It is worthy of being Li Tiezhu''s good brother!


    At best, this matter is a farce, and its influence is not great, but Li Tiezhu''s simplicity and ordinary make many people who didn''t like him see the real gap.


    These are the following words, which will not be mentioned.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu didn''t know much about it. Under the guidance of navigation, he only made mistakes twice, found the right boarding gate, and then boarded the flight of Sichuan Airlines smoothly.


    As long as there is a flight of Sichuan Airlines, he will not let the broker buy another flight. Without him, it is because the food is good.


    A bowl of Daqian beef noodles, a portion of Beichuan jelly, a portion of Mapo Tofu covered rice, plus a small portion of spicy and delicious silkworm potatoes with coriander and broken ear roots, and finally a portion of Huaxi old yogurt like jelly.


    Li Tiezhu is satisfied!


    After flying for more than ten hours, he was most comfortable with the food on this trip. This is the taste of his hometown.


    When he arrived in Shudu, he went home to play the sleeping iron egg Dingding, and then went to bed. The next day, he took Zhou Xingxing and Liu Xiaohua to record the eleventh issue of Oh Huo primitive man. There was no way. Zhou Xingxing liked Liu Xiaohua so much.


    Even, he specially discussed with Li Fugui and Aunt Liu about Liu Xiaohua''s future and other tall issues. Li Fugui had no opinion. Aunt Liu had a clear opinion and threw Liu Xiaohua to Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing. You can''t die if you look at beating drums.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu looked sad, but Zhou Xingxing vowed to cultivate Liu Xiaohua into a useful person for society.


    Two days later, Li Tiezhu took Cheng Dalong, Will Smith and Xiao He into the mountain to record the final issue of Oh Huo primitive man.


    Will contacted Li Tiezhu''s studio by himself because he is also a doomsday theorist. Of course, this can''t be said to outsiders. Therefore, the public information is that will is very interested in Li Tiezhu''s program and is a loyal fan, so he specially came to support it.


    This has greatly increased the ratings of "Oh Huo primitive man" in China. Most people come for moldy, Zhou Xingxing, will and Cheng Dalong. There''s no way. Li Tiezhu''s guests are too top!


    Moreover, these guests don''t spend much money. The announcement fee is really not high, at least not much higher than the top stream of variety shows such as Deng Chao and Fang Bo. After all, Chinese stars are spoiled by capital, but foreign stars are actually OK.


    Oh, the primitive man, with the joint support of Cheng Dalong and will, comes to a perfect end!


    At the end of the program, will sang a "preface to Lanting" with Li Tiezhu.


    As for Cheng Dalong, he was forced to do business. He was forced to participate in the program. Of course, Li Tiezhu didn''t force him, because Li Tiezhu wasn''t qualified to force his master. After all, he didn''t enter oil and salt and was invincible.


    Jackie Chan came to collect his apprentice''s wool and advertise the new film "magic detective Pu Songling". Just because Li Tiezhu''s variety is popular abroad, he wants to pull more beimi box office.


    In fact, he also foresees that the box office of this film will be relatively bleak in China. After all, the general film has come out, and the plot and quality are not good. In short... It''s hard to say.


    With your participation, the first season of "Oh Huo primitive man" ended completely, which is obviously not perfect. Even in the early stage, there were a lot of jokes and mistakes, resulting in low domestic ratings. However, the flowers inside the wall and the fragrance outside the wall, and the unexpected fire abroad have made this variety show more vigorous. Of course, it will not please foreign audiences, but at least it will give the program more choices and space.


    The second season is already under preparation, although the time is still far away


    After recording his own program, Li Tiezhu and the guests and creative team of the 12th issue went to Shudu to eat hot pot. Quan should be a youth killing banquet.


    In addition to will, who flew home overnight, others participated, including Cheng Dalong, Li Tiezhu''s "pro" master.


    Cheng Dalong drank a little too much wine and ran over to talk to Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, master hasn''t cared about you this year, but he has been observing you secretly. I found that you are still quite self-discipline and have taught yourself a lot of things! I''m very pleased."


    Li Tiezhu knew that this person was the enhanced version of Huang Daming, but his core view was still correct. He was his master and had no way. He said, "thank you."


    "Look! Films like Zhanlong 2 can sell well at the box office, but they can''t break out of the Chinese market! What do foreigners like? They like to play in Tang clothes or Han clothes... Listen to me, make movies with me and keep you popular! You are a little famous in Oumi now. Take advantage of now, hurry to create an action film dedicated to you, which will be popular all over the world!"


    "No! By contrast, I still like war dragon 2. It... Makes sense."


    "What''s the point? Foreign fans don''t like it."


    "Master! You are also patriotic. Why should we consider crooked nuts like it? As long as we are strong enough! They don''t like it and must like it, just as we were infatuated with Hollywood movies."


    "What? It''s a matter of consciousness and form. You don''t understand..."


    "I understand! You are old and you don''t understand the world. In the current film market, China can compete with the sum of beimi and Europe alone. This is still the case when we keep the Chinese currency exchange rate down! This is what songzhuer told me and I believe her. Therefore, our film market is the first in the world. Why should we consider their feelings? Love to watch or not!"


    "However, our technology and accumulation are not as good as others..."


    "Xiangjiang''s film technology and accumulation? Well? Now? Dead! Why? Because there is no market. The market of Xiangjiang''s film is owned by others. Once the market changes, all your technology and accumulation will become worthless. It''s the same in the world! With our strength, more people will accept our consciousness and form and move forward And like our films, the film accumulation of beimi and Europe for a century will become dross sooner or later in the competitive situation. "


    "Is this... Possible? Isn''t it naive?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "master, you can find out the overseas broadcasting volume and high praise of soldier assault and drug God. A TV play and a film are the purest theme consciousness, which is a wind vane. I don''t know whether it''s right or not. Lengba told me, cough... It''s called that what the strong say is the truth."


    This is what lengba said, but the environment and scene are a little suspected of mosaic. Therefore, Li Tiezhu is still a little shy.


    Jackie Chan listened to Li Tiezhu''s words, suddenly a little proud, but a little lost. He is proud that in his time, he needed to shout out slogans and dreams. Now young people believe in them and even disdain to say them. What is lost is that his era has passed, really passed, including his thought, artistic pursuit and film philosophy.


    He once looked down upon Zhan long 2, but until his apprentice told him that today''s Chinese young people don''t consider whether crooked nuts like it or not, but only whether they like it or not, he finally realized that he was old.


    Jackie Chan was silent and said for a long time, "our generation can''t teach you anything. You are different people, different environments and different missions. I decided not to make movies anymore and go back to teach my family class!"


    Li Tiezhu was suddenly a little sad. He didn''t know if he had said something wrong.


    After the dinner, Li Tiezhu talked with song Zhuer about his conversation with master in the daily video, but song Zhuer was as sharp as ever:


    "If he died ten years ago, it would be a legend. Now it''s a little late! He''s not as smart as Zhou Xingxing."

 Chapter 529

    (the last chapter was eaten. Princess Aojiao helped Li Tiezhu blow up his opponent. Tiezhu finished shooting Oh Huo primitive man and punished Cheng Dalong, who has always made bad films recently. If she can''t release it, let''s do it!)


    Li Tiezhu had no time to think too much. He was not a person who liked thinking. The hardware conditions did not allow him to do such difficult things.


    Therefore, he soon put the problem of Pro master out of the sky. Master can pick up girls at night without worrying at all.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu trained with Zheng Yanzi for two hours in the morning. He didn''t eat lunch. He was going to catch a plane to the crew.


    "So urgent? Then don''t come to train with me."


    Zheng Yanzi sent Li Tiezhu away from the tennis court to the rest room.


    Li Tiezhu changed his sneakers: "I borrow your venue for five kilometers every morning. When is the next competition?"


    Zheng Yanzi was sweating, fanning the wind with her hand and said, "there are still two months left. I hope the wrist guard you gave me can bring me good luck."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "sure!"


    I''m kidding. I spent a lot of money in the system to increase my luck.


    Put away his things, Li Tiezhu put on his backpack and said, "come on! If you reach the finals, zhu''er and I will come back to the scene to cheer you on."


    "You come alone."


    "Ah?"


    "Don''t come here! When she comes, you''ll show all kinds of love. It''s boring to death."


    Zheng Yanzi has a strong dislike.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and walked to the door: "OK! We won''t tell her then."


    Zheng Yanzi suddenly stood in front of Li Tiezhu: "can you not tell her? Don''t you tell her everything?"


    She''s talking about the last kiss.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "if you let me keep it a secret, I can not tell her."


    Zheng Yanzi didn''t need to pad her feet. Her face was close to Li Tiezhu. The breath of her words sprayed on Li Tiezhu''s face: "well... We won''t tell her."


    Then she closed her eyes and her long eyelashes flashed.


    The mouth parched and tongue scorched, Li Tiezhu sent forward the purple, and put the wet slippery lip balm on the iron pole in time.


    Soon, Zheng Yanzi backed away and looked at Li Tiezhu: "don''t tell her."


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head shyly: "HMM."


    "Let''s go."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu bypassed Zheng Yanzi and went to the door. He stretched out his hand to open the door, then put it down, rushed back by magic, pressed Zheng Yanzi on the wall, and then skillfully played the music.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu calmed down and looked embarrassed.


    Although there was no actual battle, Li Tiezhu had personally investigated the highlands and valleys, and Zheng Yanzi in her arms was still trembling.


    She was so shy that she reached out and pulled down her Sweatshirt to cover it. Li Tiezhu subconsciously lifted her up again and stared at the wonderful look that jumped out.


    "Well... Bear 2, why are your skin three colors? It''s strange."


    "Ugly?"


    "Good looking."


    "Bah! Let me go."


    Li Tiezhu buried his head and began to taste it.


    Zheng Yanzi pushed twice and didn''t push away. She bit her lips and trembled. Her face and body were sweating like rain. Her hands hugged Li Tiezhu''s head and her eyes were blurred.


    "HMM... no! Xiong Da, come on... The plane will be late, ha..."


    "Hey... Why don''t I ask brother Meng to change his ticket."


    Li Tiezhu raised his head and said.


    Zheng Yanzi pulled down her sweatshirt, blushed and shook her head: "next time."


    Li Tiezhu stared at Zheng Yanzi. Although he was stupid, he was really rich in experience. Of course, he understood the meaning of this sentence.


    Zheng Yanzi pushed Li Tiezhu again. Li Tiezhu didn''t move, and even lifted her sweatshirt. Zheng Yanzi punched Li Tiezhu, and Li Tiezhu pinched his backhand a few times.


    "Well, I''ll go first. See you next time."


    "Well, don''t tell her."


    "I know."


    Zheng Yanzi pushed Li Tiezhu out of the door, then closed the door quickly, leaned behind the door and rubbed her hair crazily. Ah ah! I''m dying. Why do you let this stupid scum man touch it? I''m lost


    Li Tiezhu returned to the "Kung Fu" crew with wonderful memories to continue filming. Under the careful guidance of Zhou Xingxing, he completed all the scenes and learned some film making skills, but it may not be applicable to Li Tiezhu.


    After all, no matter actor Zhou Xingxing or director Zhou Xingxing is a genius, others can''t learn.


    Throughout September, Li Tiezhu was busy and didn''t return to school until the end of September. When practicing morning exercises in the morning, songzhu''er has been winking at Li Tiezhu, which makes Li Tiezhu quite shy. So many students are here and don''t know how to be reserved.


    After a while, songzhuer ran over and said to Li Tiezhu, "I''ve prepared a surprise for you. Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu pinched and said, "you can bear it. You''ll have the National Day holiday in two days."


    Matsutake was stunned: "I''m not talking about rolling the sheets. It''s not convenient at school in the daytime! I''m talking about other surprises."


    The students nearby subconsciously dispersed, and the monitor was too wild to ignore.


    Li Tiezhu stopped asking and continued to practice his lines and breathing.


    Several students in the performance class perfunctorily finished their morning work and left again and again.


    Li Tiezhu is still practicing, running 5000 meters, singing or reciting while running. Even when he is on the crew or on a variety show, Li Tiezhu adheres to this habit. After running, he will practice martial arts for 20 minutes. He will play Military Boxing, Baji boxing and so on.


    He can''t dance. He can only practice his body by this.


    When Li Tiezhu finished his practice, the dogleg Xu Jiazhen arrived as scheduled. She once again brought Li Tiezhu a rich breakfast and peeled his eggs with her own hands.


    Now, she no longer hopes to win Li Tiezhu. In only one year, Li Tiezhu has completed a huge leap forward.


    "Drug God", "soldier assault", "Oh Huo primitive man", plus the album "prosperous days and Tang Dynasty", make Li Tiezhu a well deserved top class in the three fields of film, television and songs. His huge fan base and excellent works have made him far beyond his peers and become a top star like Xu Shanzheng and Fang Bo.


    Compared with those big guys, Li Tiezhu is only one hot starring film, and Zhou Xingxing''s Kung Fu will undoubtedly be Li Tiezhu''s masterpiece.


    Luck or talent, in short, Li Tiezhu has soared to 90000 miles, and Xu Jiazhen is just a wild flower on the ground.


    She also insisted on buying breakfast for Li Tiezhu. She just thanked Li Tiezhu for her help last time. In addition, songzhuer actually took care of her and helped her take some plays.


    After thinking about green tea, Xu Jiazhen found that he really liked Li Tiezhu. He was not handsome and could not see his talent, but he was simple and pure, even a little naive and cute.


    Watching Li Tiezhu eat the egg, Xu Jiazhen quickly handed over the mineral water and smiled: "ha ha... Slow down, you''re choking your eyes! Ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of water, swallowed it and said, "this is a double yellow egg, otherwise it can''t choke me! It must be a double yellow egg."


    Xu Jiazhen nodded again and again: "yes! It''s all because the egg is not serious."


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and bowed his head to eat xiaolongbao.


    Strange, where''s the pine and bamboo that promised to surprise you? Little psycho won''t forget this, will he? It''s nothing to forget, but being alone with Xu Jiazhen still makes Li Tiezhu a little flustered. Smelling her, Li Tiezhu will always think of the scenery he saw that night.


    unfriendly! And immoral.


    After eating two small steamed buns, Li Tiezhu became even more flustered. How can Xu Jiazhen''s taste change? The heavier the milk flavor in the future, do people inject silica gel into your milk?


    No, the taste is too familiar. It seems to be


    Li Tiezhu suddenly turned his head and saw songzhuer holding Zhao Liya''s hand standing not far away. Songzhuer frowned and looked sad. Zhao Liya smiled playfully and a little shy.


    "Ya ya? Why are you here? Don''t you have class?"


    Li Tiezhu said blankly.


    Songzhu''er pushed Zhao Liya over and laughed: "Hey, hey! I didn''t lie to you? Surprised or not?"


    Zhao Liya said, "I''m in class! I just practiced morning exercises."


    Li Tiezhu: "you mean, you were admitted to Nortel? Didn''t your mother say..."


    I haven''t heard!


    In fact, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya have been in touch. During the summer vacation, she asked her if she was free to go to Oh Huo primitive man. She didn''t go. Moreover, Li Tiezhu had long known that Wan Yun''s mother forced Zhao Liya to take an examination of Chuanle. It was basically a matter of getting caught, but how did she come to Nortel?


    Zhao Liya raised her eyebrows, put her hands on her back, raised her slightly poor chest, and said proudly: "I don''t go to Sichuan music. I''m beaten by her every day? I''m stupid? She asked me to take the Sichuan music test, but I didn''t, eh! Not only did I not take the Sichuan music test, I didn''t even take the professional music college test, I took the Beidian test! It''s just fun! For a genius with high IQ, taking the Beidian test is not easy? Hum!"


    Songzhu''er said: "her grandfather is Zhao Tianhua. Which teacher dares not to give face in the professional examination?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh!"


    That''s right. Like us, Li Tiezhu came in by fame and relationship. Li Tiezhu was admitted because he was famous and knew many big men in the circle.


    Zhao Liya said: "this is secondary, mainly because I have excellent personal professional ability. I don''t say anything about singing, dancing and acting. I''ve guest starred in several ancient costume dramas. Hum!"


    Songzhu''er continued to translate: "she went to Hengdian for a month and suddenly learned acting. The level of art examination has to be reasonable."


    Zhao Liya gave pines and bamboos a white look: "jealousy! You are the jealousy of red fruit."


    Matsushita: "come and see if I''m jealous."


    With that, songzhu''er took Zhao Liya in his arms and ran over her with strength.


    Zhao Liya was ashamed and angry: "are you crazy?"


    Pine and bamboo thief Xi Xi said to Li Tiezhu, "Ya Ya is 18 years old. Hey, hey..."


    The peach is ripe. I''ve already pinched it!


    Li Tiezhu glared at her. You are so immoral!


    Zhao Liya didn''t know that songzhuer had an evil attempt on her. She thought she was a high-end player, so she asked Li Tiezhu condescending, "where''s your cat?"


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously said, "shoot in Hengdian."


    "Hum?"


    Xu Jiazhen, who has been listening, makes a strange voice and looks at Li Tiezhu''s expression. It turns out that the legend is true.


    Zhao Liya smiled evil: "I''m talking about a real cat. Xiao Jiu likes to show her teeth to me."


    Li Tiezhu said awkwardly, "in the Kyoto villa."


    Xu Jiazhen looked excited and didn''t know why.


    Songzhuer said to Xu Jiazhen, "you can step down."


    Xu Jiazhen was not satisfied, but she left skillfully.

 Chapter 530

    It turned out that Zhao Liya was encouraged by song Zhuer to take the Nortel exam. In the first half of the year, Zhao Liya ranked 10th in her major in the art exam. At that time, she had a hot search for two days. But at that time, Li Tiezhu was trying his best to shoot "soldier assault", and he didn''t often brush his mobile phone, so he didn''t know.


    After the beginning of this semester, the freshmen also went to military training in the first two weeks. When Zhao Liya came back from military training, Li Tiezhu was busy filming in the film crew, so they didn''t meet for the first time at school until today.


    Li Tiezhu was still a little unbelievable: "why did you come to take the Nortel exam?"


    Zhao Liya said: "to dream, silly column! I want to do my best in music, and the film is also serious! With my learning ability, my acting skills will be as good as singing, and I will play several handed down classics at that time."


    In order to make money, singing is better than filming these years


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! What, I''ll treat you to dinner in the afternoon? Roast duck?"


    Zhao Liya said, "of course. This is what you should do!"


    Matsushita: "come to our house for a long holiday in two days! Hey, hey..."


    Zhao Liya said, "that''s not necessary. I always think there''s a trap."


    Matsushita: "everyone is a garden friend. Why are you so polite? Come on, come on, Tiezhu will cook delicious food for you ~"


    Zhao Liya said coldly, "hum! With your IQ, do you want to follow me?"


    Songzhuer said innocently, "it''s his birthday! Because I have classes on October 10, I''m going to celebrate his birthday in advance on the third. I''m 20 years old! You''re his childhood friend. How can you not come?"


    With that, songzhu''er also released the news in the group of "magic zoo" and @ everyone. The cat responded first and said that she had even prepared the gift. Xiong Er is also surprisingly positive. He even asks songzhuer what gift to give.


    Zhao Liya believed it and said, "well, I''ll try my best to take half a day out of the time to write songs in seclusion."


    Li Tiezhu is a little confused. Am I twenty? How fast!


    It''s almost time for class. Zhao Liya waved away.


    Songzhu''er looked at Zhao Liya''s back unkindly and almost didn''t drool. The thief said to Li Tiezhu, "the post has changed a lot in the past two years. It has grown. Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu warned: "what do you want to do? Don''t mess around!"


    Songzhuer''s eyes turned wildly: "hee!"


    That night, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer invited Zhao Liya to have an authentic roast duck.


    Zhao Liya not only ate, but also forced Li Tiezhu to leave a part for her in the new film. Li Tiezhu thought for a long time and didn''t find that there was a suitable role for her in people in the embarrassing way, but songzhuer made a decision for Li Tiezhu and agreed, which was also hasty.


    Another two days of classes began to take a long holiday.


    Songzhuer is going to shoot photo albums and videos. This is the publicity video taken by Penguin for their game "King alliance" global competition. It is mainly the role in COS game to promote the next E-sports competition.


    This year''s global competition is held in China. Of course, penguin, the host, should show some sincerity.


    Therefore, Penguin not only invited star players such as Jay Chou, Wang Dashao and Chen Chichi, but also spent a lot of money on promotional films.


    The target group is, of course, the otaku men who like to play games. Therefore, this time, penguins invite some popular actresses. In addition to songzhuer, Shuangshuang, lengba, Yang Feifei, Qi Ge, etc. are all selfie fighting.


    Zhao Liya, who is both beautiful and popular, also got a good contract, but she was a little unhappy because Penguin gave her cos a role like little Lori and bean sprouts.


    Songzhu''er asked Li Tiezhu to accompany him to the set to shoot with her. After all, sister lengba hasn''t seen her for a long time, and Yang Feiyue''s psychosis.


    However, Li Tiezhu refused. He said in righteous words that he would change the script at home. Zhou Xingxing read the script of "people in the embarrassing way" and put forward some good suggestions, which need to be revised and polished in time.


    Songzhuer didn''t force it. She drove a small sports car to school to pick up Zhao Liya.


    For this job, songzhuer only went roller coaster twice with Tiezhu last night. She has to save her energy to take photos. She must be too tired.


    Li Tiezhu watched songzhuer drive away. He went to change a set of casual clothes, put on a cap, and went out of the door.


    There is a feeling of guilty conscience. Li Tiezhu always feels chilly behind his neck.


    Today, he went to see a college games without much heat. Zheng Yanzi easily reached the women''s tennis final and asked him to watch the ball on the spot.


    She specifically stated that she was not allowed to tell songzhuer.


    For Zheng Yanzi, this kind of competition has no gold content. It is more like abusing kindergarten children, including those sports school students. It can''t put any pressure on Zheng Yanzi. This is the foundation of the Grand Slam champion.


    Songzhu''er, who came to the shooting base, offered the gift giving method as usual, took Zhao Liya everywhere to worship the wharf and sent unfamiliar actresses all over before taking Zhao Liya to Yang Feifei.


    Yang Feiyue, with a bulging face, stood up and shouted, "Shiniang! Come on, come on, their boxed lunch is super good..."


    Songzhuer gave her a small card bag and said, "did you have dinner so early? It''s only ten o''clock."


    Yang Feifei burped: "burp ~ no, I''ll take advantage of their inattention. Do you want to eat? I''ll give you two boxes. What dishes do you want?"


    Zhao Liya: "no, no! I just had breakfast."


    She doesn''t know Yang Feiyue well. She always thinks that the sisters are strange. She can''t do anything. Why is she more popular than me? Or a singer!


    Songzhu''er liked Yang Feiyue''s character very much and said, "I''ll let you give me Shun when I''m hungry. What, who''s your cos?"


    "Luna, what about you?"


    "Shangguan Waner."


    "I like this character. The clothes are so beautiful! Unlike me, I have to show my flesh and squeeze my chest..."


    "Really? That''s a pity. Why am I so conservative? Look down on me? I''m not a flat chested rabbit."


    "What''s none of my business?"


    "She cos Little Joe, ha ha ha, because she has no chest... She has taught you for two years. Have you insisted on rubbing?"


    "Get out!"


    After saying goodbye to the food, Yang Feiyue, songzhuer and Zhao Liya went to lengba dressing room. It''s familiar. It''s too familiar.


    As soon as they met, lengba asked, "where''s the master?"


    Songzhuer said, "write a script at home and make a movie. I''m busy! I''ll bring a rabbit to see the world. What are you cos doing?"


    Lengba looked proud: "blonde, see? Athena!"


    Songzhu''er sighed: "ah! Bo''s thigh is long, which is still suitable for you. The rabbit smashed cos flat breasted little Laurie, ah ha ha..."


    Lengba: "I can hold four of her, hahaha..."


    Zhao Liya was angry: "cat, you''re dead, I said."


    Lengba was startled: "why? She laughed at you first. Why did you only aim at me? Why? It''s unfair!"


    Zhao Liya: "I''m not interested in husky."


    Lengba: "er..."


    Songzhu''er received a reminder from the staff and went to change the cos outfit, but Zhao Liya didn''t go, which made lengba tremble.


    "Why don''t you go?"


    "Make money."


    "What money?"


    "Here."


    Zhao Liya showed lengba the wechat interface. She just transferred 50 cents to Li Tiezhu, and then noted: play cat money.


    Lengba seri neiran: "how dare you? What are you going to do?"


    With a sinister smile, Zhao Liya turned and walked away: "wait and see, the good play begins."


    Lengba quickly took out her mobile phone and asked songzhu''er for help: "help, the rabbit will bully me again. The cat is afraid."


    Songzhuer replied: "remember to put away the cos clothes after shooting and give them to your master for his birthday."


    Lengba is speechless. Isn''t it hopeless? It must be!


    At the other end, songzhu''er also received a message from Zhao Liya, which was the inexplicably familiar screenshot. Moreover, she said it was her resentment with the cat and asked songzhu''er not to intervene.


    Songzhuer replied, "I don''t care if you fight in the nest! Remember to put away your cos clothes after shooting and give it to Tiezhu for his birthday."


    Songzhuer dressed in COS was dressed in green and dressed as a man. She was amazing.


    When she walked into the studio, a group of staff were stunned. This is the most beautiful Shangguan Waner in history!


    The costume of this character is the most conservative of all cos clothes, but it is worn by songzhuer with a beautiful and immortal temperament.


    The shooting soon ended. Songzhu''er is the star with the highest shooting efficiency so far, because she dresses up so perfectly that she looks good in every shot. She is heroic and looks forward to the crowd.


    After shooting, the photographer is checking the photos and videos. Songzhuer drinks the Iced Milk Tea bought by the assistant and takes a rest.


    Songzhu''er found a young staff member secretly taking a mobile phone to shoot her, so he compared with her. He startled the staff member, and his face turned red in an instant.


    "Still shooting? Do you want to take a group photo?"


    Asked songzhuer.


    The man nodded flustered and stood over to take a selfie, but he didn''t dare to get too close. Songzhuer put his hand on his shoulder and put a poss.


    "Thank you."


    "Do I look good?"


    "Ah?"


    "I said, do I look good in this dress?"


    "Good... Good-looking, you are the most... Good-looking."


    Songzhu''er smiled proudly. Would Tiezhu like it very much? Straight men always have the same eyes.


    At this time, the photographer told songzhuer that it was done, and then began to shoot lengba''s Athena. Songzhuer doesn''t go either. As a "parent", of course, she has to wait for a few hours to finish shooting, and then take it home.


    Wearing cos clothes, songzhuer slipped outside the studio. When she saw several male staff squatting on the ground muttering and looking obscene, she quietly gathered together. They seemed to be watching some unhealthy video.


    "Is this leg OK? Tut tut......"


    "No, lengba''s legs are white. I saw it just now. I almost blinded my dog."


    "The chest is also white. It''s shaking..."


    "It''s too white to look good. I like this, healthy."


    "The main thing is that you have a beautiful face, otherwise you will like it?"


    "That''s true. This is the most beautiful woman in Chinese sports, Oriental Sharapova."


    "Oh! I thought you really liked tennis."


    "What''s the attraction of this game? There''s no suspense about winning or losing. Yanzi is the champion of the French Open. There''s no one in China who can play."


    "I still think she''s a little dark and a little white."


    Songzhuer had come to the nearest place and found that it was Zheng Yanzi''s live broadcast of the game. Suddenly, she said, "she''s also white."


    Several staff members were startled and embarrassed when they saw songzhuer.


    Pine bamboo son was cheap and said, "the place you can see on her is wheat color, the place you can''t see is still very white, and she has a good figure. D cup, isn''t it powerful? Once when I took a bath with her, hey, hey..."


    The staff are all LSPs and subconsciously prick their ears.


    Song Zhuer played with the taste: "want to hear? I won''t tell you! Imagine yourself... Eh? Why is Li Tiezhu on the scene?"


    In the video, Zheng Yanzi waved to the stand after winning a set, and the broadcast camera found Li Tiezhu waving in response along the direction.

 Chapter 531

    (3 / 10 for Zeng & Canghai, the number of chapters was miscalculated before)


    Songzhu''er took away the staff and robbed the mobile phone. The staff didn''t dare to say anything. They hid and looked at each other. The leader had already said hello. Don''t mess with songzhu''er. There''s something wrong with her skull.


    Matsushita: "tut tut! OK, Li Tiezhu, how dare you learn to lie? I asked you to accompany me to make a film. You lied to me that you wanted to change the script at home, but sneaked away to see her play the game? Hum..."


    Several men were so scared that their back hairs stood up. Is there such a story?


    wow


    It seems that they ate a huge melon. The staff looked at their nose, nose and heart and stood like wood carvings.


    Songzhuer watched the live broadcast again. There was no scene of Li Tiezhu. Zheng Yanzi also continued the game. She just threw her mobile phone to someone and left in a big step.


    A staff member said, "the backyard is on fire?"


    Another said, "tut tut... Li Tiezhu is really awesome. He is not satisfied with the beauty of pine and bamboo while eating in a bowl and looking in a pot?"


    "It may make headlines! Just wait."


    "Not necessarily. Tiezhu is not like that. He should just go to the game."


    "Then why did he lie? Wuhu ~ my goddess..."


    "The goddess of losers, the goal of the rich."


    "What ball? Golf?"


    "Maybe songzhuer can go directly to the stadium, then it will be broadcast live, ha ha!"


    "Hey, do you think Li Tiezhu is really so charming?"


    "Haven''t you heard? The one who is shooting inside now is also..."


    "Lengba? No? Isn''t it a rumor?"


    "Why didn''t pine and bamboo fight with her? Can she bear her violent temper?"


    "If you add a lengba, I''ll choose lengba. My figure is better than pine and bamboo."


    "Children only do multiple-choice questions. Of course, adults want them all..."


    "I also heard..."


    Several men stopped watching the ball and squatted in the corner to gossip. The atmosphere was particularly lively. Sometimes men gossip and are more passionate than women.


    In the dressing room, songzhuer changed back her clothes, took off her makeup and asked a penguin''s person in charge:


    "Give me the cos suit? Can you take it away?"


    The person in charge said, "I have to ask the leader for instructions. I''m sorry."


    "Who is your leader?"


    "To ask director Zhang Xiaomeng, this shooting is linked with Tiezhu studio. Our photography building and photographer''s lighting props are in the later stage."


    "Are you from iron pillar studio?"


    "Yes!"


    "Hey! I don''t want it. Don''t ask brother Meng."


    "Ah? Oh!"


    "I''ll ask brother Meng to wrap it up and take it to my house."


    With that, songzhuer left with expensive bags and high heels.


    The person in charge was stunned for a long time and gave himself a slap. He was an employee of Li Tiezhu''s studio. That was the landlady just now. Why didn''t his mind turn around just now? Why didn''t I expect to wrap it up for her and deliver it myself?


    In fact, another reason why songzhuer''s shooting is so smooth is that the photographer is under sun Xixi''s account and knows that this is the landlady.


    Deng Deng


    When several gossip employees were still muttering about whether the relationship between Li Tiezhu and Yang Feifei was pure, they were stunned to find that songzhuer changed his clothes and returned to the studio.


    "Why hasn''t she gone yet?"


    "And it doesn''t look very angry."


    "I''m afraid I''m not so angry that I''m paralyzed..."


    "I guess I have no experience in catching people, or I''m too young."


    Songzhu''er suddenly turned his head and looked at the gossip employees: "Hey! Are you Penguin employees?"


    Several people shook their heads and one said, "Penguin only sent a few executives and game experts."


    "Are you from Li Tiezhu''s studio?"


    "Yes."


    "OK, come here. I''ll record the job number."


    "What are you doing?"


    "Deduct the bonus! Fish and watch the ball game during working hours, and spread gossip about the boss and his wife."


    Songzhuer turned on the mobile phone photo mode and photographed the job numbers in front of several people one by one.


    Several gossip men suddenly wanted to die. Why didn''t they react when they were just caught watching tennis? In fact, they all know that songzhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng are the masters of the studio, but they are low-level and rarely see songzhuer come to the company.


    It''s over!


    All the specific affairs are handled by Zhang Xiaomeng, so songzhu''er doesn''t know much. She only knows that Zhang Xiaomeng won her the best reward and the most beautiful role in penguin.


    Zhang Xiaomeng won''t tell her that she was appointed Shangguan Waner because the character was dressed most conservatively and was afraid that Li Tiezhu would be unhappy.


    At 2:30 p.m., songzhuer took lengba, Zhao Liya and Yang Feifei out of the studio and said, "let''s go! I''ll treat you to a big meal."


    Yang Feiyue: "burp ~ Shiniang, why didn''t you say you wanted a treat earlier?"


    Songzhuer said, "didn''t you eat at ten? You''re not hungry yet?"


    Yang Feiyue raised three fingers: "later, I went to Shun three boxes! The stupid organizer didn''t send someone to guard the boxes."


    Songzhuer gave Yang Feiyue a brain collapse: "You''re stupid! This is organized by Tiezhu studio. The organizers are penguin. One is your master and the other is the company you signed. You''re the stupid son of the landlord here. As a result, you steal boxed lunch? Who''s stupid? Worthless! Remember to bring two more assistants outside in the future. If you''re hungry, order takeout and pick the expensive ones! Don''t embarrass me, okay?"


    Yang Feiyue: "Oh... Burp!"


    After training his apprentice, songzhuer took everyone to a high-end western restaurant. Four beautiful women drank French Blue Western Wine and ate filet mignon, Australian lobster, goose liver, baked snails and caviar


    "What? Silly column still knows that it''s time to lie?"


    "What do you mean?"


    "What you just said. Oh, I lied to you."


    Zhao Liya''s fire of gossip was burning, and she was so excited that Xichuan dialect came out.


    Songzhu''er nodded: "yes! If they have nothing, why should Li Tiezhu lie to me? Hum! My wise eyes have seen through everything."


    Zhao Liya''s smile gradually changed: "so silly Zhu and Zheng Yanzi are greasy! And they hide it from you together."


    Matsushita: "yes! Rabbit smashing, our heroes think alike."


    Yang Feifei lowered his head to work a huge lobster. He was shocked. Shifu was found cheating by the main palace. What should I do? Should I report secretly?


    Lengba stretched lazily, took a sip of the red wine glass and said, "he began to cheat you. Er ha, what do you think?"


    Songzhu''er smiled evil: "it shows that he has grown up. It''s good! Fortunately, I''m also worried that he is too simple and easy to be bullied when he goes out. Now it seems that the iron pillar is becoming more and more powerful!"


    Yang Feiyue, who just opened his cell phone under the desk, was stunned. What do you mean? Why are you glad?


    This turn is a little urgent!


    Lengba said, "yes! What I''m most worried about is that he''s too sincere. Now it''s OK. I''m very relieved."


    Zhao Liya became black again: "hee hee... What do you think of the this?"


    Lengba: "of course, I pretend I don''t know. I can''t hurt the Lord... Pillar''s self-esteem. I was found lying for the first time. How shameless?"


    Songzhu''er nodded deeply.


    Yang Feiyue stared at the dog. What immortal operation is this?


    What''s the matter with you, sister lengba? You''ve been asked to comment on the couple''s affairs? Eh? Why did Shiniang promise? It''s unscientific. Shouldn''t you let Shifu kneel on the washboard?


    With a wave of the evil rabbit''s hand: "No! We should, no, you, have nothing to do with me. You should find a clue, have a certain degree of doubt about Li Tiezhu, force him to cover up another lie with another lie, and then slowly expose it, forcing him to tell another lie. There is a steady stream of lies. Only through continuous training, can his ability to cheat people prosper!"


    The other two women listened with silly eyes, which... Also has a certain reason.


    But Yang Feiyue''s little brain just doesn''t understand why they don''t blame master. As a woman, she thinks master is too much.


    The rabbit continued his speech, beaming: "At the same time, we also need to include Zheng Yanzi in the ''training plan'', separately extort confessions, let them tell two different lies, and then find a chance to expose them, force them to tell lies on the spot and see how they tell lies! Hey! In this way, we can enjoy the fun of watching the play and exercise their adaptability. Tomorrow is Tiezhu''s 20th birthday, which is a good opportunity Yes! "


    Songzhuer resolutely hooked Zhao Liya''s neck: "good rabbit smash! I like your pervert."


    "It''s called intelligence!"


    "OK! Smart pervert, I like this game."


    "Isn''t it? The entertainment industry is very complicated. Iron pillar is so popular now. It''s time to have a good experience. Alas, we are also well intentioned."


    "Of course!"


    Lengba has goose bumps on her arm. The rabbit has grown up and is more evil than before. It''s terrible! She just said she would punish me. She certainly won''t give up. Erha doesn''t help me. What should I do? It''s terrible... The rabbit is not a person!


    Looking up slightly, lengba saw Zhao Liya looking at her unkindly and trembling with fear.


    At this time, the mobile phone vibrated. Lengba picked it up and saw that it was a wechat sent by songzhuer: "it''s good for the rabbit to smash Zheng Yanzi. While she''s distracted, we''ll work together to smash the rabbit to tender! Please delete it after reading. The rabbit smashes the ghost essence."


    Oh


    Game in game in game!


    Lengba is excited and trembles a little. This game is interesting. As long as he is in the same camp with erha, he can''t lose. Rabbit smash, you''re dead this time!


    Zhao Liya said with a strange smile, "hahaha... How about it? Absolutely?"


    Pine and bamboo son hugged the rabbit and smashed: "absolutely!"


    Lengba secretly winked at songzhuer: "it''s amazing!"


    Yang Feiyue suddenly felt a gust of Yin wind, as if he had fallen into the goblin nest. Why did the three women smile so deeply?


    After laughing, songzhu''er said to Yang Feiyue, "come along tomorrow for your master''s birthday? Watch a good play!"


    Yang Feifei shook his head as fast as a rattle: "no, no! My itinerary is arranged by the company. I''m a little nervous... I''ll prepare a gift for Shifu."


    Yang Feiyue, who is also not smart, almost has the same keen intuition as Li Tiezhu. This is a deep vortex. Stay away.


    "A sneeze -"


    Li Tiezhu sneezed in a hotel room on the other side of Kyoto. He always felt a little hairy in his heart.

 Chapter 532

    This is a four-star hotel, located next to a tennis court in the suburbs. The environment is not good, but it is better in seclusion.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "what''s the matter? You won''t catch a cold in this weather?"


    She has successfully won the women''s tennis champion of the Universiade, received the award, took a shower, had a meal with Li Tiezhu, and then went back to the hotel. It''s as if you''re on a business trip, not a game.


    In fact, it''s true. She just came back to get a trophy because of the face of the school leaders. It''s a bit bullying to participate in the college games at her level.


    Her treatment is also different. Other athletes are strongly managed and concentrated by the school, but Zheng Yanzi is an exception. She found a hotel near the tennis court to facilitate daily training, and there was no instruction from the school.


    This is not playing big cards, but professional tennis is an individual sport, not a collective honor.


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of mineral water and said, "I didn''t catch a cold. Maybe the greening of the hotel is too good and a little cold."


    Zheng Yanzi stuffed the cup she just got into the box. When she found it couldn''t fit, she took it out again. She kicked it. What''s the big deal? It''s not gold. You have the ability to get more bonuses!


    Li Tiezhu stealthily touched and looked at her slender thigh, and his eyes moved up and down.


    Then, the four eyes are opposite.


    Li Tiezhu quickly moved away his eyes and pretended to be relaxed: "how are the holidays arranged? Don''t train every day, or relax appropriately."


    Zheng Yanzi squinted at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed: "shall I buy you milk tea? Xiong er."


    Zheng Yanzi still stared at him and said nothing.


    Li Tiezhu touched the tip of his nose and scratched his ears and cheeks to make an excuse: "well... I used to be poor and... Also stingy. I hide every time you ask me to buy you milk tea. Now I want to make up for it."


    "Quit."


    Zheng yanzibai glanced at Li Tiezhu, took the trophy aside and prepared to send it back to the school to avoid occupying space.


    "Why quit? Milk tea tastes good."


    "My coach and dietitian said that it would affect my competitive state, so they quit."


    "Oh."


    "Besides, huami asked me for an endorsement, you know?"


    "I know! I''m also a spokesman. And after a while, we''ll be asked to shoot advertisements."


    "I''m different from you. If you engage in art, your grades will be very stable, but sports are different. Therefore, they give me an additional clause in the contract. The annual income is directly linked to my competition results and global ranking. If I can win the championship again, I can get much more than you."


    "That''s good. Come on."


    "Tennis belongs to individual competitive sports. My coaching team has a share in all my income, so of course they won''t let me drink milk tea."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly regretted that he was so stingy at the beginning?


    Seeing that Zheng Yanzi began to pack her clothes, he was a little anxious: "what are you doing? Are you leaving today?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "the champions have been won. Why don''t you go?"


    "Well... Take two more days off. I''m tired after so many games."


    "Not tired. They are too weak. It''s almost like training."


    "Er... That..."


    "Say."


    "Well... Have a nice trip."


    "I follow your uncle! Harpy!"


    Zheng Yanzi smashed a pile of clothes on Li Tiezhu''s head and angrily picked them up and folded them again.


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and twisted his fingers, a little embarrassed.


    After a while, Zheng Yanzi folded her clothes and said, "I''ll leave the day after tomorrow. I have a friend''s birthday tomorrow."


    "Who?"


    Li Tiezhu asked.


    Zheng Yanzi didn''t have a good airway: "pig!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and patted the sofa next to him: "come and sit down and let''s have a chat."


    Zheng Yanzi looked Alert: "what do you want to do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "just chat."


    Zheng Yanzi sneered: "do you think I will believe you?"


    "Er..."


    "I participated in a variety show with you, but my physical condition has been affected. Recently, the training intensity is very strong."


    "Ah? I''m so sorry."


    "Go quickly. Don''t let songzhuer find you out when he goes back."


    "Not afraid."


    "You''re in a terrible state, you know? Xiong da."


    "I... what bad thoughts can I have?"


    "Hum, ah! Don''t come here. Um..."


    Sheng Pu!


    Zheng Yanzi, who was successfully captured again, didn''t react as much as Li Tiezhu expected. She just rolled her eyes, as if to say, I''ll say you have a problem!


    This makes Li Tiezhu more courageous. The road is long. I will seek from top to bottom.


    Curiosity is the source of human progress.


    Zheng Yanzi is different from other girls. She doesn''t close her eyes. Even if her face is red, she still stares directly at Li Tiezhu''s eyes, which makes Li Tiezhu quite embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu''s hand also shook a little and was seen as unnatural.


    "Don''t look at me like that."


    "Scared?"


    "I... I''m not afraid."


    "Hiss..."


    "Close your eyes."


    "I don''t! Uh huh, oh... You''re spoiled by them."


    "No, I made it bad myself, hey!"


    Jingling.


    Zheng Yanzi''s cell phone suddenly rang. It was song Zhuer. She pushed Li Tiezhu away and pulled down her T-shirt to answer the phone: "hello? Zhu Er, what''s up?"


    "Hee hee..."


    A strange voice came from the other end of the phone.


    Zheng Yanzi frowned: "hello? Hello!"


    Songzhuer said, "Oh, what... I have a big meal with cats and rabbits. I just saw you win the championship. Why don''t you come and get together? We haven''t been together for a long time."


    Zheng Yanzi stared at the dishonest Li Tiezhu and said, "I''ve just finished the competition. I''m a little tired, so I won''t come. Have a good time!"


    There was a hands-free, and there was a strange laugh, which made Zheng Yanzi a little hairy.


    Songzhuer: "rabbit smash, shut up and don''t laugh. Aha, bear 2, how can you not celebrate when you won the championship? Send an address and we''ll find you."


    "No! I''ll rest all afternoon and come to you in the evening."


    "That''s OK! Anyway, tie Zhu is still changing the script at home. There are different people. Let''s get together at night."


    Zheng Yanzi breathed a sigh of relief and was about to say goodbye to the other side when she suddenly exclaimed:


    "Ah!!"


    "What''s the matter? Bear two?"


    "Hee hee..."


    "No, nothing. I''m packing up. The trophy fell on the ground. It''s okay."


    Zheng Yanzi blushed and stared at Li Tiezhu. The T-shirt she had just pulled down was picked up by him again. The goods were still buried in her head and began to study. It''s disgusting!


    "Hee hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi was angry: "is there something wrong with the rabbit smashing? What are you laughing at? It''s strange."


    Zhao Liya: "nothing! I saw the news that a star was caught in bed. I laughed to death, hee hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi immediately had nothing to say. She bit her teeth, pressed Li Tiezhu''s head, and tried not to make a strange sound. Fortunately, her physical quality was first-class. Her breath was stable and said, "that''s it. I''m sleepy. Bye."


    "Hee hee..."


    "Goodbye!"


    After losing the phone, Zheng Yanzi angrily said, "Li Tiezhu, I''m angry if you do this again... Ah!"


    Soon, they overlapped and fell on the bed. Sure enough, they had three skin colors.


    Ling Ling


    Li Tiezhu''s phone rang, but it was still songzhuer.


    Zheng Yanzi wanted to wear clothes. Li Tiezhu held her down. He connected the phone: "bamboo son."


    "Hee hee..."


    Li Tiezhu was also hairy and said, "Zhao Liya, your skin is itchy, isn''t it? Be normal."


    Zhao Liya: "how do you know it''s me?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt guilty: "I, I guess, you let Zhu Er talk."


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Lengba: "the rabbit hit you. Shut up, bamboo said."


    Songzhu''er said, "I have just had dinner with maozi rabbit smash. I go back to the villa to play mahjong."


    Li Tiezhu quickly sat up and said, "are you back? Are you back?"


    "Yes! Has our machine mahjong gone in? Go and have a look now."


    "Well, I, actually... I''ll see it later."


    "Good!"


    "How''s the script going?"


    "Almost."


    "By the way, let''s see if there''s enough food in the fridge. How about having barbecue in the evening? Roast in the yard!"


    "Good!"


    "What''s good? Go to the refrigerator and have a look."


    "Er... Don''t worry about the food. I have it!"


    "Well, we have ten minutes to get home. Bye."


    "Ah? Oh..."


    Toot~


    too bad!


    Li Tiezhu looked at the wonderful Zheng Yanzi and said, "I have to go back quickly. If zhu''er knows I lied to her..."


    Zheng Yanzi''s eyes defied: "are you afraid of her?"


    "Of course I''m not afraid. They won''t blame me, but they will blame you. Zhu Er is usually atmospheric, but sometimes he''s stingy!"


    "I''m not afraid."


    "Huh?"


    Zheng Yanzi turned over and threw Li Tiezhu at him. He turned around and said, "we''re both like this. Do you want to go? I can''t afford to lose that man! You lie flat for me! This is my serve game!"


    This is a flammable and explosive species with a higher rank than pine and bamboo. Li Tiezhu always knew that she blew up.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care. Come on.


    After a fierce battle, Zheng Yanzi was still in high spirits, which was stronger than those two combined, and Li Tiezhu was also in high spirits. After all, it was not easy to meet comparable opponents.


    After taking a shower, the two had a rest.


    Li Tiezhu picked up his cell phone and looked, "eh? Haven''t they got home yet? Why didn''t they call when they found I wasn''t at home?"


    Zheng Yanzi also turned on her mobile phone: "they went to play video games. The three guys are crazy."


    The group sent a lot of photos. The three of songzhuer are raging in the video game city.


    Li Tiezhu hugged Zheng Yanzi, and then pressed her head down unkindly, but he was fiercely resisted by the other party. Finally, Li Tiezhu didn''t succeed.


    Zheng Yan was purple: "I don''t! You go to them."


    Li Tiezhu is embarrassed to scratch her head. She is so strong and has no way. It seems that she can be completely convinced. Let''s fight again.


    In the Second World War, Zheng Yanzi finally fell into the disadvantage, but she was still unconvinced and organized many strong counterattacks. It''s hard to separate them.


    In the end, the experienced Li Tiezhu was slightly better, and Zheng Yanzi was defeated. Li Tiezhu pursued the victory and made the other party lose his armor and wail bitterly.


    Li Tiezhu, who returned from the victory, went back to the villa, bought some dishes on the Internet, loaded the mahjong of machine Ma, and then the three of songzhuer came back.


    Li Tiezhu stood by the barbecue stove and asked, "what have you done? Didn''t you say you''ll be there in ten minutes? Why don''t you call after the delay?"


    Songzhu''er stuck out his tongue and lengba charmed him with a smile.


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."

 Chapter 533

    "I''m sorry! When I passed a pink shop, I couldn''t take a step listening to the music from it. On impulse, I... Went in."


    Songzhuer skillfully admitted his mistake. It was obviously a fake.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know that he had revealed his stuffing. He pretended: "what pink shop?"


    Songzhu''er said, "the light at the door is very dazzling, and the music thief is strong. I thought, isn''t this provocative to me? I turned over and rode up and threw a coin. My father''s father''s name is Grandpa, and my father''s mother''s name is grandma... Listen, isn''t it annoying? Can I bear it?"


    Li Tiezhu''s mouth was crooked and his eyes were evil: "what''s all this?"


    Lengba crowded up, rubbed against Li Tiezhu and said, "it''s a rocking car at the gate of the video game city. Later, we went in to drive a car and play shooting games, so we forgot to report to you."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "Hey, how old are you? Still going to the video game city? No pursuit."


    Songzhu''er and lengba are standing in front of Li Tiezhu with first-class acting skills.


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK, it''s not an example."


    Songzhu''er and lengba slipped into the house and left Zhao Liya alone to kick the grapevine, leaving a bear child alive. After songzhu''er planted it and died n times, Li Tiezhu planted it himself.


    It''s lucky to be able to plant a plant under the eyelids of pines and bamboos.


    "What are you doing?"


    "Hee hee..."


    Zhao Liya turned and ran towards the house, which was stopped by Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you fooling around with?"


    Zhao Liya: "I have nothing strange to do with you. Do you mind me?"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Zhao Liya slipped into the house smoothly. Wow, the Shura field originally scheduled to start tomorrow was staged in advance. It''s exciting to think about it.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, turned around and shouted, "why doesn''t it matter? You kicked me... The grapevine!"


    On the stairs, songzhuer and lengba looked at Zhao Liya strangely.


    Zhao Liya: "why?"


    Lengba: "rabbit smashes, why do you kick his grapes?"


    Matsushita: "it hurts."


    Zhao Liya: "hum? I''ll see if it''s true or false. What''s wrong with kicking vines? It''s just grape vines. Make a fuss!"


    Lengba: "of course it''s true! You... Belong to destroying public resources!"


    Matsushita: "it seriously affects the harmonious coexistence of the zoo!"


    Zhao Liya looked blankly: "??"


    neuropathy!


    It''s just a grapevine. How can it become a public resource?


    Listening to the voices of the three women chirping upstairs, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and began to return Zheng Yanzi''s message: "they just came back. I trained them. It''s okay. Come here."


    The other side replied, "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and blushed a little. I''m not pure anymore. Hey... I really haven''t stepped past one of the tests of life. I''m still deeply trapped.


    It''s immoral, but... Happy.


    Shaking his head, Li Tiezhu abandoned his messy ideas and began to continue to take iron and drill skewers of meat to prepare the food for tonight''s barbecue party.


    When the sun slanted to the west, Zheng Yanzi came, as always, valiant, without any fatigue and amazing physique.


    "Yo! Are you busy? Where are they?"


    Zheng Yanzi took a bottle of red wine, deliberately raised her voice and shouted.


    Li Tiezhu was also very cooperative and said in a raised voice, "they are upstairs, bamboo! The second bear is coming!"


    Upstairs, the three are hiding behind the curtains upstairs and peeking. They don''t answer and keep silent.


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Songzhu''er covered her mouth with her backhand and shouted, "the rabbit hit you. Are you poisoned? You''ve been laughing all afternoon. Stop for a while."


    Lengba: "I still say I have a high IQ, cut! If we are exposed, it must be because of you."


    Rabbit smash wanted to refute. Songzhu Er covered her mouth more tightly and pretended to be angry: "cat, don''t talk nonsense. Rabbit smash is our military division! How can we implement the ''training plan'' without her? You can''t sing against rabbit smash."


    Lengba immediately understood that the first prerequisite for the implementation of the Central Bureau was to stabilize the rabbit, so she bowed her head: "I''m sorry, I''m wrong."


    Rabbit hit: "hum!"


    Then, the three looked at the situation downstairs, which was a little strange.


    Zheng Yanzi: "bamboo? Lengba?"


    Li Tiezhu also looked up and said loudly, "they may be playing mahjong. Go straight up."


    Zheng Yanzi: "OK! Oh, isn''t he a champion of the Universiade? I have to celebrate for me. I said it''s not necessary..."


    Li Tiezhu was slightly boastful: "ah! You won the championship again?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "little champion, it''s not worth mentioning."


    Then, Li Tiezhu quarreled with Zheng Yanzi. Li Tiezhu took Zheng Yanzi''s red wine. Zheng Yanzi kicked Li Tiezhu and took two steps. Suddenly, she ran back to beat her fist. Finally, she turned her eyes, which was completely different from her temperament, and then walked into the room.


    The three women behind the curtains upstairs said, "vomit!"


    Then, in fact, he ran into the mahjong room.


    "How disgusting!"


    "Well, well, you''re the most clingy cat. You''re good at talking about others."


    "Eh, you are all perverts! Hee hee... Two cakes!"


    "Yao chicken..."


    "Yo? Who''s here? Yanzi? Congratulations! Another champion."


    "Bear two, come and sit down and play."


    "Sister Zheng is so powerful! Hee hee..."


    "Hehe, generally, those domestic players are too weak and boring. If the school didn''t want to take a trophy as a facade, I wouldn''t bother to participate. Playing too many low-level games actually affects my state."


    Zhao Liya nodded with a smile and said in her heart: Tian Ji, horse racing, Versailles


    On the other side, lengba is as enchanting as ever. Playing mahjong is sexy and graceful. She throws out an eight barrel, and her eyes are blurred: "grind purple, how many games in a row? Aren''t you tired? I think your temperament is ruddy and shiny, and your spirit is good!"


    Zhao Liya secretly picked an eyebrow for the cat. She did a good job. She had to make a crazy test and jump repeatedly.


    Zheng Yanzi: "three group matches, one semi-final and one final, OK. The intensity is not strong!"


    Lengba: "tut! The athlete''s health is good. It''s not like us. I envy him. Last time, I couldn''t get out of bed after playing half court..."


    Zheng Yanzi frowned: "sister lengba also plays tennis?"


    Matsushita: "no! She plays other balls. But she''s not healthy. I''m better than her."


    Zhao Liya was stunned: "what ball?"


    Matsushita: "you are still young."


    Zhao Liya: "


    The four beautiful girls played mahjong twice, and the topic began to talk.


    Songzhu''er suddenly said, "Hey! So is Tiezhu. He said he changed the script at home today. As a result, I just went to check it and didn''t change a word."


    Zheng Yanzi was so nervous that her cards fell to the ground.


    Zhao Liya picked it up for her: "hee hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi looked at the rabbit strangely and said calmly: "what script? Is he going to make the next film? This kind of thing can''t come in a hurry!"


    Songzhuer said, "I understand, but he said he was always at home, but we came back before we went to the video game city. He... Wasn''t at home!"


    Lengba said lazily, "the pillar lied."


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi''s forehead was sweating slightly. If she had known this, she wouldn''t have killed her: "that... He, he..."


    Lengba: "do you know where he went today?"


    Zheng Yanzi shook her head decisively: "I don''t know! How can I know?"


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Songzhuer said, "I can probably think of what Tiezhu is doing! He can''t hide anything from me, Xiong er."


    Zheng Yanzi trembled: "ah? Ah? What... What''s the matter?"


    It''s much more stressful than playing a game.


    Songzhu''er smiled strangely: "this film has little investment, but it is of great significance! It is his first film in the real sense. Tiezhu is under too much pressure and went out to relax. He is afraid that we are worried, so he is unwilling to tell us."


    Zheng Yanzi took a long breath, hit her fourth three and said, "isn''t it? It''s not easy for him, ha ha."


    Three actresses, looking at the four three rules played by the athlete, were thoughtful.


    Zheng Yanzi: "Hey! Look at my luck. I''ll get what I play."


    After that, she wiped a sweat. She was easy to sweat. Li Tiezhu was startled in the afternoon.


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi raised her hand and gave Zhao Liya a slap on the back of her head: "I''ve endured you for a long time! The rabbit smashed! No more strange smiles, I''ll smoke you!"


    Zhao Liya was angry and wanted to get angry. She was trampled under the table by pine and bamboo. If she couldn''t bear it, she would make a big plan.


    So the rabbit smashed and endured, thinking, wait and see, I''ll kill you.


    "Hum!"


    Speaking of, among the four animals in the zoo, except lengba, one is more grumpy than the other, and they are not docile animals.


    "Nine."


    "Hu, I''ll go to the bathroom."


    Even in such a flustered game, Zheng Yanzi played countless wrong cards, but Zheng Yanzi took the lead in Hu cards. She went out with her mobile phone and secretly sent a message to Li Tiezhu:


    "They know about your absence today. But they just think you..."


    In the card room, the three little girls looked at each other.


    Zhao Liya said, "well done. It''s like pressing step by step. Don''t let her live!"


    Matsushita: "I understand! You remember to talk more. Don''t keep laughing."


    Lengba looked at the rabbit and sneered: "yes! Don''t let her live... Hee hee..."


    Night fell.


    Li Tiezhu came up with a tray of roast mutton and said, "taste it."


    Everyone took a bunch and said it was delicious.


    Li Tiezhu pulled a chair and sat down to play mahjong. Everyone was very familiar. It was a tacit understanding. The girls tacitly made room for him.


    The bloody battle has changed from a four man game to a five man game.


    "Yao ji! Meng Ge said that many people want to invest in my new film. He has a headache. I''m a low-cost film. How can I use so much investment? Hey... I''m so bored that I''m not in the mood to make scripts all day and go out to relax."


    Li Tiezhu played cards and tried to calmly tell the lie he had just made up downstairs for nearly an hour. Although he blamed himself, what else can he do about it.


    Songzhu''er looked naive: "iron pillar, didn''t you write a script?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m afraid you''re worried. If I had known this, I would have gone to film with you."


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "filming is not fun at all. It''s undertaken by our own company. It''s boring. You should go to the second bear competition. She won the championship again. Unfortunately, you didn''t witness it with your own eyes."


    Li Tiezhu glanced at Zheng Yanzi and said, "didn''t I know she was playing today before?"


    Zhao Liya brushed her mobile phone: "hee hee... It''s said on the Internet that Tiezhu went to see the game and there are pictures!"


    Li Tiezhu was on pins and needles, and the door of Shura hell opened.

 Chapter 534

    There is a picture and a truth!


    Zhao Liya''s mobile phone full screen the news picture of Li Tiezhu standing in the stands cheering Zheng Yanzi. The air in the card room was warm twice.


    Three pairs of beautiful eyes looked at... Zheng Yanzi.


    Zheng Yanzi was at a loss and her expression was unpredictable. Finally, she could only throw the pot: "Xiong Da, are you... Here?"


    Shua Shua!


    Three pairs of beautiful eyes turned to Li Tiezhu again.


    Li Tiezhu is holding a piece of two. His back is cold. Shit! Why was it photographed? What about this?


    If you admit it at the beginning, it''s all right. You just watch a game, but just said you didn''t know Zheng Yanzi had a game and was immediately exposed, which is very embarrassing.


    "Two!"


    Li Tiezhu showed a standard Xu Sanduo''s tiger smile.


    Others didn''t look at the cards he played. Zheng Yanzi was also nervous and her palms were sweating.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I didn''t know she was playing before. When I went out to relax, I brushed my cell phone... Yes, I brushed my cell phone. Just like Yaya just now, I accidentally pushed a message that there was a bear 2 game in the stadium not far away. I went. You say, now this big data is too terrible?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "well, that''s really scary, so many stars use function phones. There''s no privacy under big data. Eh? Did you come to my game? Why didn''t I see you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m in the south stand."


    "Really?"


    "Maybe there are many people? They are all a group of college students..."


    "Yes, too."


    Zhao Liya winked at lengba and songzhu''er respectively. Yes! He lied a lot and learned to cover each other. The "training program" has achieved remarkable results!


    The other two are also very pleased, especially lengba is so excited that she stomps her feet secretly, master Sego! Looks like a home run!


    The rabbit hit out a four barrel: "these media are just nonsense. They also took pictures of sister Zheng and silly column greeting each other. It looks like it''s true!"


    In fact, this is the screenshot of the live video, which is true.


    So, Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi suddenly got scratched. It became more and more terrible. The more they covered up, the more terrible it became.


    How to argue?


    Matsushita: "four cylinders touch! Six. I think it''s just the nonsense of unscrupulous media. It''s normal for Li Tiezhu to cheer Xiong er. Xiong ER may just respond to the audience. She didn''t see the iron pillar at all, and then she was forcibly put together."


    Li Tiezhu secretly glanced at Zheng Yanzi. They were relieved. It seemed that they had fooled him.


    Lengba chewed a mutton kebab, which had the flavor of her hometown: "yes, it''s also a sports competition. There''s no paparazzi squatting. Otherwise, we must get them a lunch and go back to the hotel together to roll the sheets. Three."


    Li Tiezhu is nervous again. Is the cat crazy? Can you guess?


    Zheng Yanzi: "I can''t touch three. If the paparazzi writes like this, you can''t believe it. A cake!"


    After the initial panic, she recovered her strong character. Anyway, you have no evidence! What if you know? I let you two hands, can burst hit you three - úU!


    Besides, to tell you the truth, my mother is the first iron pillar, although he doesn''t know it yet.


    Zhao Liya: "hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi''s Willow eyebrows stood upright and threw an eye knife at her.


    The rabbit immediately shrunk his neck: "I mean, if the paparazzi writes too lifelike, they will believe it."


    Zheng Yanzi: "so what? Why should I explain to others?"


    fucking great!


    Rabbit smash immediately gave her a thumb. You are one of the most handsome women the rabbit has ever seen. Even iron head baby songzhuer can''t compare with you.


    Pine and bamboo can restrict rabbit smashing, but now it seems that Xiong Er can absolutely suppress rabbit smashing.


    However, rabbit smashing is tenacious. It doesn''t compare with your physique and momentum.


    I, rabbit smash, brain eater!


    Spicy rabbit head, don''t you know from Xichuan? Hum! Fight me


    All things grow and conquer each other. It is never just talk, and it is not groundless to overcome hardness with softness. No, the cat was ready to move. She asked Zheng Yanzi seductively, "Hey, is it big? Is it scary?"


    Zheng Yanzi: "are you crazy? I don''t know anything."


    "Eh! How can you not know?"


    "How could I know?"


    "You don''t know your own cards?"


    "Cards?"


    "I ask you how big this card is, eh? What do you think?"


    "Er... Not big, not big..."


    "Do you want it?"


    Lengba charmingly takes a piece of chicken and walks around in front of Zheng Yanzi.


    Zheng Yanzi: "fight quickly! Don''t bother."


    Lengba changed one: "ah! I know you really want it, but we won''t give you seven."


    Songzhuer said, "what? Does she have a tube in her hand? She wants a chicken."


    Lengba: "otherwise?"


    Zheng Yanzi''s expression is distorted. Aren''t these two goods good at playing mahjong? What nonsense? What do you want for a barrel of chicken?


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Li Tiezhu chewed the mutton kebab and didn''t understand the slang at all. He just thought that the storm had subsided. He said carelessly, "Xiong Er, this is a uniform note. How can she have a barrel?"


    Lengba: "how impossible? We all have one."


    Zhao Liya: "bah, I didn''t."


    Li Tiezhu: "I have two cylinders in my hand. How can I change five cylinders? It''s unscientific."


    Lengba: "don''t you have three? Maybe... Four?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how can there be so many cylinders? There are only four cards in a deck."


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi couldn''t bear it. She stood up and slapped Zhao Liya across Li Tiezhu. She didn''t touch the card until the latter didn''t dare to laugh.


    Pop!


    Zheng Yanzi patted the cards she touched on the table in high spirits: "I have a chicken. I don''t need your charity! Touch it three times."


    Li Tiezhu: "three times must be the same. I said she didn''t have a barrel."


    Zheng Yanzi: "get out! Touch the card. You know a hammer."


    After that, Zheng Yanzi looked like a sword and swept Zhao Liya, song Zhuer and lengba respectively. She was a high IQ player. Seeing that the three were getting more and more wrong, how could she not feel at all?


    What''s more, there is an obvious slang of a barrel with a single chicken.


    Zhao Liya was afraid of being beaten and lowered her head in a dark stomach.


    On the contrary, songzhu''er and lengba looked at Zheng Yanzi frankly. They didn''t come up with this evil idea. Of course, they had a clear conscience, and they weren''t jealous at all.


    This Zheng contestant, she is a friendly army.


    What is really not in the establishment is a rabbit! This kid is used to stirring up trouble. The middle of the game is an internal exercise that doesn''t hurt feelings. And the middle of the game, the middle of the game, hey


    Didi.


    Zheng Yanzi picked up her mobile phone and took a look at the information sent by songzhuer. Her pupils dilated instantly. It was really exposed!


    Then she forced herself to calm down and said:


    "There''s a bag in my skull! I didn''t cheat on the Internet. Do you still need to take drugs to play the Universiade? I even told me that the drug test passed smoothly. Who do you despise?"


    Songzhu''er knew that the other party had received the message, played a card and said, "isn''t this a face fight? What''s your level? Still have a drug test? Let the little rabbit play? I can''t stand it for me."


    She also exchanged a wink with Zheng Yanzi secretly.


    Of course, the little rabbit refers to a rabbit, but a rabbit is careless and completely unaware of the crisis. She was still thinking about how to abuse Zheng Yanzi. Unexpectedly, the pillar bourgeoisie had been completely united. Waiting for her was a dead end.


    Li Tiezhu was unaware: "after this game, let''s go down to barbecue. I''m hungry."


    Matsushita: "do you have a rabbit head?"


    Lengba: "rabbit head! It must be!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "I''ll roast the rabbit head myself."


    Zhao Liya was dazed: "is rabbit''s head roasted? Is spicy brine better?"


    Matsushita: "it''s all the same. It''s eating anyway."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I''m going to have spicy brine tomorrow. If you want to eat, I''ll take out the rabbit''s head."


    Lengba: "we don''t want to eat, you also want to eat."


    The meaning is quite deep.


    Five people went downstairs and barbecued in the yard. Five rabbit heads were roasted and smelled.


    Under the empty grape rack, at a bamboo table, four big and small beauties sat down, and Li Tiezhu barbecued next to them.


    Zheng Yanzi opened the red wine and poured a glass for lengba and herself.


    The rabbit smashed a goblet and was forced back by Zheng Yanzi. Can I bring you the wine? Which onion are you? It''s been cloudy for so long. You wait.


    Songzhuer handed Zhao Liya a bottle of Erguotou with a straw.


    Zhao Liya is stupid. Why do you drink Baijiu so much? This is not a small Erguotou of Er Liang. It''s a kilo!


    Songzhuer said, "I didn''t let you drink two years ago because you''re not an adult. Now, let''s have a good drink. I don''t have a friend in the circle. The only half of my friend Xiong Er is still in the sports circle. Cat, you know, I''m not a friend with her, but a sister. You''re different. I''m like you at first sight. Come on, the whole one."


    Before Zhao Liya objected, she smashed one with the rabbit and gulped a few mouthfuls.


    Zhao Liya couldn''t wipe away her face and took a sip, mainly to revenge Zheng Yanzi. Without the cooperation of Li Tiezhu''s main palace, she had to give enough face.


    In order to drink, songzhuer took Zhao Liya to visit her and Tiezhu''s small villa. Every place she visited, she had to go one. Rao was that Zhao Liya drank less and was a little drunk.


    "Ah, ha ha... What you kicked before was this grape vine?"


    "Yes! Otherwise?"


    "I thought, ha ha... I was so happy."


    "What?"


    "Drink one, I''ll tell you."


    "Good brothers, let''s go!"


    "Gudu! We thought you were playing..."


    "Bah! Disgusting."


    Songzhuer erha''s attributes are fully displayed. He takes the rabbit smash everywhere to enjoy drinking. The rabbit smashes a guy who has always been calm and insidious. He is a little confused by several mouthfuls of Erguotou and starts to indulge.


    Lengba and Zheng Yanzi, two tasteful people, are still sitting gracefully tasting red wine.


    Zheng Yanzi: "last year you two built this'' magic zoo ''group, so you planned it? It''s really abnormal!"


    Lengba: "we''re just catalysts. Is it all up to you? How many fights did you two have today? You''re in such good shape. Isn''t it your first fight?"


    Zheng Yanzi didn''t want to discuss this vulgar topic, but she couldn''t help clarifying her position: "it''s not the first time, but it''s Li Tiezhu''s fault for the first time. He just didn''t know it."


    Cold Patton''s eyes lit up: "talk, talk..."


    Zheng Yanzi: "get out!"


    "Please! We are all our own people. You are still the eldest sister..."


    "Ha! Elder sister, I dare not. In fact, this is the case. You are not allowed to tell others? Three years ago..."

 Chapter 535

    Lengba has a magical magic that many people don''t notice at ordinary times. That is, she can always let some powerful people down their guard and be willing to open their hearts to her. For example, Yang Mi, song Zhuer, Li Tiezhu, Zheng Yanzi.


    When talking about that, Zheng Yanzi was angry and funny, but more helpless... In case of cerebral palsy, where can I reason?


    "How far is the half circle playground?"


    "Close to 300 meters, can you understand the pain?"


    Lengba deeply sympathized: "Oh, my God! Was the master stupid at that time? He jumped over your head?"


    Zheng Yanzi said weakly, "yes, I was crouching on the ground and crying. He meowed..."


    "Afraid..."


    "Don''t tell those two. I''ll just tell you. What a shame!"


    "Of course, we are together from now on."


    "Especially don''t let Li Tiezhu know."


    "All right."


    Lengba nodded obediently, like a real cat, gentle and sticky. She looked at the barbecue Li Tiezhu not far away and thought that this master was really a cow. In ancient times, there were heroes tearing devils with their bare hands, but now there are iron pillars tearing girls with one hand!


    Straight men are so fearless!


    She said curiously, "what happened then?"


    Zheng Yanzi took a sip of red wine and said with emotion: "later... The effect of my training was much better. Maybe it was because I dared to do more actions."


    "I didn''t ask you this. Later, I asked what happened that day."


    "Don''t say such a shameful thing?"


    "Come on! I''ll exchange you a secret of shame, you say it first."


    "Later, Wensang jumped back and forth on my head, and then Cang ran away with a wild laugh. I had to take off my school uniform coat, cover around my waist, and bear the pain to ask the little prince against the wind for leave..."


    "Did you take revenge on the pillar later?"


    "I looked for it, but I couldn''t beat it, and I couldn''t tell him clearly. I was so angry. So I began to save the country by curving, forcing him to buy me milk tea, buy me an aunt towel, train with me, help me copy my homework, etc. Hey! The effect is remarkable. Every time I see him sneaking into the classroom with a black plastic bag, I feel very relieved."


    Lengba suddenly realized: "so it is! When he first made his debut, he often said something about Banhua''s milk tea... I thought he was opening a yellow cavity."


    "It''s your turn!"


    Zheng Yanzi poked lengba, eh? This woman is so soft! There is no fat on her waist, but she is as soft as bone. How did she grow?


    Lengba shook the red wine glass and floated back to the Tin House on the construction site: "it was the first time to experience the Shura field. I went to find the iron pillar to wet my clothes, and then... I hid in the cabinet with Zhao Liya. I still remember her eyes when she looked at me. It''s too ashamed."


    "What shame? What are you talking about?"


    Li Tiezhu brought a plate of roasted meat kebabs and rabbit head, and sat down to drink red wine.


    Lengba said, "when talking about your high school, Yanzi said you dragged her legs and ran half the playground, hahaha..."


    Zheng Yanzi was stunned. Didn''t he agree not to tell him?


    Li Tiezhu nibbled at the meat kebab and said, "ah! That''s what happened. I was stupid at that time, so I did a lot of stupid things. Fortunately, Xiong Erdu didn''t care about me."


    Zheng Yanzi hummed coldly, "I''m so... How can I care about you? You don''t understand!"


    Lengba covered her mouth and smiled: "Xiong Er, I really love you."


    Zheng Yanzi: "if you meet a fool, what can you do? Have you met it?"


    Lengba''s face turned red and glanced at Li Tiezhu: "I''ve met it too. It''s tears when I say too much."


    Someone put a cat collar on her and insulted her face.


    Zheng Yanzi: "it seems that we met the same fool. Cheers."


    Two beauties clinked glasses.


    Li Tiezhu also went to join the fun and was forced back by his eyes.


    Why don''t you let me in? Who hasn''t met a fool yet? Wait, they''re not talking about me, are they? This is not friendly.


    "I''m going to get a hot spring pool in the backyard. I can soak in hot springs all year round. Hey, hey, can I?"


    At this time, songzhu''er pulled Zhao Liya back.


    The rabbit smashed and was filled a little fiercely. In addition, the amount of wine was not good, so he was drunk.


    Zhao Liya put most of the remaining bottles of Erguotou on the table and began to eat the roasted rabbit head: "when you fix it, I''ll soak... Soak in the hot spring. Er..."


    Songzhuer made an OK gesture to Leng Barbie.


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "bamboo son, why do you drink so much wine? She''s still young."


    Songzhu''er winked at the two people opposite and said in a strange tone: "Ya Ya, eh... Ya Ya. Disgusting."


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly. Why was he disgusted?


    Zheng Yanzi said, "it''s immoral for you to do so. She''s still so young. Have you asked her for advice?"


    Matsushita: "you''re wrong, aren''t you? We don''t do illegal and criminal things! But, hey, hey..."


    The rabbit smashed his eyes and said, "hee hee..."


    Zheng Yanzi is speechless. It seems that the little rabbit will be broken. Although his heart is sour, what can he do? She is only a hitchhiker herself. The driver is songzhu''er and lengba is the co pilot.


    Without a few barbecues, Zheng Yanzi drank half a glass of wine and got up to leave.


    "Don''t go! Stay here tonight."


    Songzhuer tried to stay.


    Lengba also assists: "yes, it''s not an outsider. What''s polite? Isn''t it?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "she is a professional athlete. After having a barbecue and drinking wine, she wants to go back to practice. Moreover, she has training arrangements tomorrow..."


    Lengba: "training like this afternoon?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Lengba: "that''s too hard, isn''t it? Xiong er said that the training companion this afternoon was too cruel and tortured her to death. She practiced twice in a row. It''s terrible!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little guilty, but he thought she should not know the truth and pretended to be calm.


    Zheng Yanzi looked at the Han Han who had already been seen through and didn''t know himself. She smiled and deserved it! Let you bully me.


    She waved away: "tennis is a personal competitive event. I can''t play with you. Play by yourself and go. Iron pillar will train with me tomorrow morning."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Songzhu''er watched Zheng Yanzi''s too hot body disappear in the courtyard door and smashed her mouth: "Xiong Er is not gregarious! How can he always think of eating alone? A man should know how to share!"


    Lengba: "at the beginning, don''t worry. It''s on the road slowly."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you talking about?"


    Lengba: "guess ~"


    A soft little foot rested on Li Tiezhu''s thigh under the table. He didn''t have to look at it. He knew it was lengba. Look at the flattery on her face.


    Songzhu''er pulled up the sleepy Zhao Liya: "yo! Rabbit smash, I saw the cast form of Tiezhu''s new film again, and I really found a role for you."


    Zhao Liya tried to open her eyes: "really, really?"


    "Of course! Play an airport staff member who plays against iron pillar."


    "Thank you..."


    "You''re welcome. It''s all your own people. It''s a matter of time. Hey, hey!"


    Zhao Liya didn''t respond and fell asleep on the table.


    Li Tiezhu: "look at you, Ya Ya didn''t even eat much, so you got her drunk."


    Songzhuer made a face and chewed a rabbit''s head.


    Li Tiezhu: "you put her upstairs to sleep. Don''t catch cold. It''s windy at night."


    Pine and bamboo gnawed at the rabbit''s head and said, "my hands are full of oil."


    Lengba lazily propped her chin and her little feet moved: "I have no strength. It''s strange that my whole body is soft..."


    Li Tiezhu had to stand up and help Zhao Liya: "you two just do it! Why did others provoke you? You bully her like this?"


    Lengba: "didn''t she provoke me? Did she execute me openly? Did you forget?"


    Li Tiezhu: "er... Forget it, let me help her up."


    Songzhu''er said, "remember to untie the buttons on her underwear, otherwise she will vomit if she can''t breathe after drinking so much wine."


    Li Tiezhu helped Zhao Liya take two steps and found that she was too drunk to realize. However, he had to pick her up and walk upstairs.


    Zhao Liya is not tall and thin. She is the lightest of the four.


    When he came to the second bedroom upstairs, Li Tiezhu put Zhao Liya on the bed and lay on her side, stretching out his hand and skillfully unbuttoning her clothes.


    Patter.


    "Don''t..."


    Zhao Liya suddenly reached out to stop Li Tiezhu, but it was too late.


    Li Tiezhu was also embarrassed: "ah, are you awake?"


    "Hey! Are you so skilled? Silly column... OK, I don''t blame you. I blame songzhu''er and lengba! Hum, you want to plot against me. Do you underestimate me?"


    "What do you mean? Aren''t you drunk?"


    "Since their attitude towards Zheng Yanzi changed, I knew I was going to suffer! Fortunately, I was alert and pretended to be drunk, hum..."


    "What''s the matter with you? I always think everyone is strange today."


    "You''re weird, too."


    "Where do I have?"


    "Hey! It was originally aimed at Zheng Yanzi, but then the three of them obviously began to unite secretly against me. What are you smelling about?"


    Zhao Liya blushed and wanted to push Li Tiezhu away, but when she fainted, she threw herself into the air and lay across Li Tiezhu''s thigh. Her posture was inexplicably awkward. Moreover, Li Tiezhu was very strong. Without personnel, Zhao Liya immediately became soft.


    Li Tiezhu helped Zhao Liya up and let her lie down. It was also very embarrassing. She accidentally hurt others. It was lengba''s fault.


    Zhao Liya: "bah! I take you as a friend, but you..."


    "I didn''t!"


    "Dare you argue? I feel it, and you just smelled it, obscene!"


    "Er..."


    "You go, I''m going to bed. Don''t tell them! I''ll lock the room. You can''t make any wrong ideas!"


    "Oh, don''t worry, I won''t let them mess around."


    Li Tiezhu vowed.


    Zhao Liya said coldly, "I''m most worried about you! As soon as I have money, it will go bad."


    Unable to explain, Li Tiezhu had to turn around and walk away. He took the door with him, and then heard the sound of locking inside the door. He was also reassured. For Zhao Liya, Li Tiezhu really doesn''t have any arbitrary thoughts. He is a real friend. Of course, he occasionally smells her. It belongs to subconscious behavior.


    Downstairs, Li Tiezhu and the two little girls ate and drank, talked for a while, and went upstairs to the master bedroom at ten o''clock.


    Songzhu''er tiptoed to open the door of the second bedroom and found it locked. She skimmed her mouth:


    "Cunning rabbit smash!"


    G

 Chapter 536

    The next day, Zhao Liya was haggard and eating noodles. She ignored the cat''s funny and evil smile. After pulling the noodles, she took her bag and left, and vowed not to take revenge, not to be hit by the rabbit. Although she didn''t do much last night, she couldn''t stand the three. It was too much. She openly had fun in the living room, and the sound insulation effect of the door was general.


    The most terrible thing is that even if she locks the door, it''s useless. People have keys.


    Under the strong protection of Li Tiezhu, she has not been materially hurt, but the mental trauma is irreparable!


    Ah ah!


    I knew I ran away all night last night. Otherwise, I wouldn''t have made such a big oolong. Everyone is an adult. Who hasn''t made a small operation yet? And you are so noisy, who can bear it?


    But why, at that time, they opened the door with Li Tiezhu? It''s called watching her vomit.


    There are no more secrets in front of Li Tiezhu.


    Friendship is not pure!


    At that moment, Zhao Liya seemed to see the flames in Li Tiezhu''s eyes. She decided to... Cherish life and stay away from Li Tiezhu and the two demons.


    Lengba''s revenge was successful, and she was very crazy. From time to time, she came to Zhao Liya''s ear and said some strange words.


    Lengba said, "rabbit smash! Don''t hurry to go. Talk about the feeling after reading."


    Song Zhuer said, "iron pillar, go and see you off. She''s not familiar with this."


    Li Tiezhu is more pinched. Is this too embarrassing?


    What happened last night was not so excessive. It''s everyone''s fault for drinking too much. In particular, lengba is bent on revenge, and songzhuer is an indifferent deep well ice. Li Tiezhu also bears most of the responsibility, so it is more difficult to face Zhao Liya.


    But the structure of the villa area is really complex. Each villa is about 100 meters away, and the roads and greening are similar, which is a bit like a maze.


    Out of concern for Zhao Liya, Li Tiezhu followed her out.


    Lengba: "won''t anything go wrong?"


    Songzhu''er shrugged: "what''s the problem? She just likes Li Tiezhu, but the rabbit smashes the most face, you know."


    "Are we going too far?"


    "No, it''s just right. I won''t give her face! Besides, isn''t she still calling 1 in the group?"


    "Yes! It''s both visible and upright. That''s right! The second bear needs to be independent."


    "Do you think I''ll give it?"


    "Wow ~ fortunately, I don''t want anything..."


    Lengba suddenly became a little proud. I''m the best one. I have no desire, no request, no struggle, no robbery. Just play my role well.


    Songzhuer said, "wash your cos clothes. It was a little crazy last night."


    Lengba put down the dishes and chopsticks and went cleverly.


    Originally, I was going to hold a Cosplay show to celebrate Tiezhu''s birthday today, but it was unexpectedly advanced to last night. Although it was a little hasty, the process was perfect, especially Zhao Liya''s Little Joe.


    It happened that Zhang Xiaomeng called today and said that the company would invite some people to celebrate Li Tiezhu''s birthday tonight. Lengba secretly congratulated that the big show was ahead of schedule, otherwise it would be ruined.


    Tonight''s birthday party is semi public. Lengba doesn''t intend to attend it. This occasion is better left to songzhu''er.


    The group has been informed. Last night, it was completed for Li Tiezhu''s birthday. Today, the zoo has no action task, and everyone can move freely.


    Lengba, Zheng Yanzi and Zhao Liya all called 1.


    So lengba washed her cos clothes and packed up her things and went back to the crew.


    By the road outside the villa, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya walked awkwardly side by side. Although Zhao Liya told him to go back several times, Li Tiezhu still didn''t go. He obviously felt that Zhao Liya''s mood was very unstable.


    "Sorry! I drank too much last night."


    "Hum!"


    "I shouldn''t have done that. I apologize. We are still friends."


    "Hum!"


    "I''ll forget."


    "Don''t say."


    "Oh."


    "You can''t forget that there''s a ghost!" Zhao Liya said darkly, grinding her sharp tiger teeth. "Shit! Er ha, cat, I''m not finished with you!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "they are really too much. I''ll go back and scold them..."


    "Don''t be hypocritical! Are you willing? Hum! I''ll avenge myself!"


    Zhao Liya''s teeth creaked and sounded terrible.


    Li Tiezhu: "this... I..."


    Zhao Liya looked at Li Tiezhu with strange eyes: "what are you doing? What does it have to do with you? This is the war between me and those two, never die! Go aside! If you dare to help them..."


    Li Tiezhu saw sweat on his forehead: "yes..."


    "What are you looking at?"


    "I didn''t see it."


    Zhao Liya was sent to the subway station. Li Tiezhu didn''t go back to the villa. Instead, he ran to the tennis court and Zheng Yanzi for training. They were sweating.


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    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer go to the auto show. There is a large auto show during the long holiday every year.


    This idea was put forward by songzhuer. She felt that Tiezhu should have her own car. Her little sports car is too feminine. It''s strange to drive an iron column. Moreover, she can''t sit too many people. The most important thing is that in a few months, old man Li Tiezhu will come to Kyoto. Can''t you take them to squeeze the subway?


    Li Tiezhu thought it was nothing to squeeze on the subway, but songzhuer vetoed it.


    "Iron pillar Han Han, what kind of car do you like?"


    It''s normal for them to be stuck on the road. It''s strange that there is no traffic jam during the long holiday.


    Li Tiezhu thought, "I don''t like cars, and I don''t want to buy a car. You suddenly ask me, I don''t understand."


    Song Zhuer said, "do you like Zheng Yanzi or lengba?"


    "Ah?"


    "Xiong Er is a hardline off-road, overbearing and wild, with a large displacement, fuel consumption, but strong trafficability, strong and durable. As for the cat, it is a high-end car, gentle and comfortable, with low fuel consumption, high comfort, but average performance and not resistant to construction. Right? You have driven all these cars. What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head speechless and came again. His real girlfriend is a female hooligan. He has always known and accepted it.


    But he refused to be assimilated.


    "It''s impolite to take them with the car."


    "Off road or car?"


    "Everything is fine."


    "Or a small sports car?"


    "Ah?"


    "Like me, this car is like me. Hey! The fuel consumption is not low, the comfort is not high, and the space is still small. You know, hey, hey... The most important thing is that it is not durable and integrates all the shortcomings, but the key is good-looking! Appearance is justice, just like me?"


    "Er... You meow and know yourself very well."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing. When the two were chatting privately, Li Tiezhu was not serious occasionally. After all, it was too hypocritical to be serious in front of her.


    Songzhu''er said proudly, "I''m just an exquisite vase! It''s OK to look good. Practicality doesn''t matter. There''s more than one car at home anyway."


    Li Tiezhu was powerless to refute. It makes no sense.


    "Do you know what kind of car rabbit smashing is?"


    "I don''t know."


    "Want to know?"


    "Don''t want to... Tell me."


    "Tut! Is it still fresh in your memory? Oh, man."


    "Er..."


    "She''s different from us. She''s a new product and looks like us. In fact, it''s not the same thing at all. She''s an electric car. It''s fierce! The acceleration is stronger than a sports car, the fuel consumption is lower than a car, the electricity charge is cheaper, the space is good, and the comfort is high. Except that she can''t compete with Zheng Yanzi off-road, everything else is a sling."


    "Ah? Are electric cars so powerful?"


    "Didn''t you look at it carefully last night? Isn''t it powerful? You directly compared me with the cat."


    "I said car. Car!"


    "What I''m talking about is the car! Isn''t it quite fast to speed up? Be shocked? Hey, hey..."


    "Are you special..."


    "You''re excited, but this electric car also has some disadvantages. First, the charging is slow. You can see that the blood return ability is very worrying, right? Second, because it''s a new product, the technology is not very mature, and some small defects are normal. Finally, her voice is not as loud as an oil-fired car. You''ve heard of it. Not much?"


    "I''ve convinced you! Please stop talking."


    "Is there a picture?"


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    "You''re my girlfriend. Why do you always do such a wrong thing?"


    "Because our garage is spacious! The driver is also powerful. If I say, one of the four kinds of cars can stop completely."


    Songzhu''er said with a bad smile.


    Li Tiezhu directly covered his face, leaned against the seat and stopped talking. You are the driver, the old driver of the train! Fast and dirty.


    Finally, they came to the auto show. There were many people. Naturally, many people chased Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er.


    Songzhuer shouted, "are you out of your mind? A group of old men come to the auto show and don''t look at models with big breasts and long legs. You chase stars? Go away quickly and don''t let me look down on you!"


    Don''t say it. It''s really effective.


    After roaring several times, Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er didn''t get much attention.


    After all, most of the people who come to the auto show are old men. They like Li Tiezhu, but they prefer car models. The pine and bamboo bar, although beautiful, is true. It''s not expected. It''s too conservative. So, take two photos or a video and send it to a circle of friends.


    "How''s the car? Isn''t it very windy?"


    After going to public, songzhu''er restrained his speech and took Li Tiezhu to see a yellow Lamborghini bull.


    Li Tiezhu looked twice and said, "is this car too short? It''s shorter than your car."


    A staff member came over and introduced excitedly: "Tiezhu! I like you so much. This car matches your temperament very much. With your current coffee position, you must have a luxury car of sufficient grade. Of course, you choose a sports car when you are so young..."


    Li Tiezhu opened the door and went in and sat down. He disliked the scissors door. It was gaudy.


    Songzhu''er liked it very much: "how about pillars? Less than 10 million. So handsome! As handsome as you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why do you scold other people''s cars? I don''t know whether they look good or not. It''s really expensive."


    Staff: "iron pillar, this money is not drizzle for you?"


    Matsushita: "yes! You earn hundreds of millions a year. What''s the difference? Listen to me and pick up the car directly!"


    Many people who came to see the car took pictures of Li Tiezhu looking at the luxury car with their mobile phones.


    So, soon, the voice began to go crazy, and Li Tiezhu''s video of buying a luxury car was all in every angle, and the voice of tiktok was arrogant, and then it caused a war of abuse.

 Chapter 537

    Li Tiezhu with headline physique and songzhu''er with hot search attribute have easily become a hot topic in buying luxury cars. Now the whole network is full of extravagant topics and news about Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er buying luxury cars.


    On this matter, there are two completely different views on the Internet, and the scolding is very fierce.


    Supporters and opponents are equally clear-cut, but not all of them support Li Tiezhu''s fans, and most of them oppose Li Tiezhu, which is a little confused.


    There are always some forces haunting.


    "This is your civilian star? Isn''t he a nouveau riche? With money, you can have a luxury car beauty, ha ha!"


    "What''s wrong with buying a luxury car? I have money to buy it. Iron pillar spent more than 100 million on charity. What''s wrong with buying a car?"


    "The program income of Oh Huo primitive man has built four primary schools for nearby villages and towns. Is there a problem buying a car?"


    "What about the stars who buy private planes? You scold! What do you mean by holding on to our iron pillars?"


    "You can spend the money you earn as you want."


    "Li Tiezhu is not recommended to spend 10 million on luxury cars. After all, his image is too tall. It''s better to do more charity. He''s still young and shouldn''t be in a hurry to enjoy it."


    "Li Tiezhu didn''t say to buy the video. It was all said by Songzhu er."


    "Beauty is a curse!"


    "Now you see why pine and bamboo can see the iron pillar? It''s for money."


    "How stupid a person can come up with such a reason? Before the iron pillar fire, people''s pine and bamboo are on the front line."


    "Dong Zhou, Lin Jiangnan and other stars all buy luxury cars. Why doesn''t anyone say?"


    "Iron pillar poor people are born, don''t they deserve to buy luxury cars?"


    "Red eye disease is everywhere."


    "Other stars don''t flaunt themselves as charity talents all day long, and they don''t pretend to be civilians."


    "What''s wrong with driving a luxury car? He can ride me on the road without trouble!"


    "It''s beautiful for you. What''s your displacement at 1:00? I''m not satisfied with 2:00."


    Xiao Zhen, a member of the entertainment industry discipline committee: "what''s the noise? Are there some rules? When I came out, I drove a Rolls Royce. What''s the matter with iron pillar driving a bull? I can drive a rocket. Of course, I already know the shame. It''s changed into a red flag, and my brother will never buy a luxury car."


    Now, as long as there are any melons in the entertainment industry, Xiao town will come out and speak impartially. It''s called weiguangzheng.


    At 6 pm.


    Li Tiezhu drove his newly bought luxury car to the company. When he arrived at the downstairs parking area, he was surrounded by a large group of reporters. As soon as he got out of the cool black car, the reporters blocked him up and asked questions while taking photos and videos.


    It turned out that not many journalists and friends were invited to the birthday party held by the company, but after the luxury car incident just now, many uninvited media and we media came.


    The black car beside Li Tiezhu is really cool.


    Li Tiezhu locked the car, put the key into his trouser pocket and wondered, "what''s the matter? What''s the fuss about buying a car?"


    Photographers are taking pictures of Li Tiezhu''s luxury car and are amazed at the same time.


    The reporters were full of doubts:


    "Isn''t it a yellow Lamborghini? How has it changed?"


    "This is the man who must be crooked?"


    "Where''s your bull? Isn''t it in stock yet?"


    "This car has just been bought?"


    "How much did you spend on buying a car today? Don''t you think it''s a waste to spend so much money when you''re born with bricks?"


    "Would it be better if the money were used for charity?"


    Li Tiezhu patted Han in the back and said, "I just bought this car... Han! Chinese accessories cost more than 200000? I don''t know exactly how much. My bamboo son takes care of the money."


    A reporter put the microphone into Li Tiezhu''s mouth: "where''s the Lamborghini?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I looked at the door of the car. It''s so strange, and the chassis is still low. It''s sold for more than 10 million. Shenjing ice! Only fools buy it. Moreover, I have to spend money on new film investment!"


    "So you didn''t buy Daniel?"


    "I''d rather buy a tractor and plough. I earn a lot of money, but I don''t spend it like that. Besides, I haven''t heard of that foreign brand. I''d rather choose a big brand, our domestic Han."


    "Do you think biwaidi is a big brand compared with Lamborghini?"


    "Yes. That''s not bad, but I still like it. It''s nice and safe, and the brake can stop!"


    "Are you suggesting an electric vehicle brand?"


    "What hint?"


    "What''s the name of the new movie? When does it start?"


    "People in the embarrassing way, shooting starts in November and is released during the Spring Festival."


    "Why do you suddenly want to buy a car? Haven''t you been hard and plain?"


    Li Tiezhu frowned and said, "it''s mainly because... My bamboo''s villa garage is too wide and empty. Isn''t this to save space?"


    A group of journalists were also speechless.


    Boom


    Songzhuer behind Li Tiezhu rushed in in a small sports car and jumped out of the car. The old hen rushed in like a chick: "what are you doing? What are you doing? Come to me for something! Don''t bully my iron pillar."


    A group of reporters snickered. Most of them came here just to work. They still like Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er very much.


    Well, the fried iron head baby is very cute.


    "Songzhuer, why do you instigate the industrious and thrifty iron pillar to buy luxury cars?"


    "He has suffered so much and done so much charity. Shouldn''t he enjoy it? No one can control the money he makes himself, I said!"


    "Then why didn''t he buy Daniel again?"


    "He said that big cattle are ugly and Han is good-looking. What can I do? I like him to drive big cattle, but fortunately I didn''t insist, otherwise those online gang who have nothing to do can''t be bothered to death."


    "Iron pillar, why do you like pine and bamboo?"


    "Why else? Because I''m beautiful!"


    Songzhuer didn''t give reporters the opportunity to ask Li Tiezhu at all, and all kinds of rush answers protected Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu laughed and pulled her back.


    A female reporter held back a smile and asked, "iron pillar, what can pine and bamboo move you most?"


    Songzhu''er didn''t speak and thought, I can fight anywhere on him, as long as I have deep kung fu


    Li Tiezhu hugged songzhu''er and asked, "isn''t beauty enough?"


    The female reporter said, "of course, it''s not enough. You''re definitely not such a superficial person. She must have some characteristics that other beauties don''t have."


    Of course, but I won''t tell you.


    Li Tiezhu said seriously: "in fact, I like her most because... She has unique views on the Palestinian Israeli situation."


    "Poof -"


    The female reporter laughed herself.


    The atmosphere also changed from the initial siege and interrogation to friendly chat.


    Li Tiezhu took the reporters to the company. They all came. Can''t they drive them away? It''s always necessary to entertain. This is the trick songzhuer taught him. He should not only invite them to dinner, but also seal a red envelope, even if it''s less.


    It''s better to offend a gentleman than a villain. It''s better to offend a villain than a reporter.


    This interview was soon posted on the Internet to correct Li Tiezhu''s name and hide both positive and negative factions. Supporters feel that Li Tiezhu has too low taste. Forget it, don''t say it. The opposition was beaten in the face. Li Tiezhu didn''t buy a luxury car. He sprayed an egg.


    On the contrary, it caused a group of people who really ate melons to go crazy.


    "Help me on the high-voltage line. I''ll play an east wind break to the iron pillar myself."


    "It''s better to buy a tractor than a cow!"


    "Fortunately, I have no brain, or I will blame the iron pillar."


    "My backhand is a praise. It''s my duty to buy a Daniel, and it''s my duty to buy a Han."


    "I''m relieved to see that my family is still so pure."


    "I want to hear about the situation between Palestine and Israel."


    "Iron head baby: what? Fighting again? Don''t give me face, do you?"


    "I would like to call Matsushita an expert on international issues."


    "Nobody noticed Li Tiezhu''s new movie? It''s terrible!"


    In Li Tiezhu''s studio, Zhang Xiaomeng took people and temporarily ordered several tables of meals to settle down with media friends. She was too busy to touch the ground.


    Pine bamboo son is jealous in the office: "bah! Man."


    Li Tiezhu was watching the next schedule arranged by Zhang Xiaomeng: "what''s the matter?"


    "Like the new and hate the old, tut tut... Hummer no, Daniel doesn''t like it, Bentley doesn''t like it, but he likes pure electric vehicles. Hum! I know he dotes on small ones."


    "What ghost?"


    "You know in your heart. Scum man!"


    "No... what you said should not have something to do with ya ya? I buy a car to save money. What does it have to do with ya ya ya? It''s all your nonsense."


    "Don''t men like to speed up? I understand! Oh, I''ll go up at once..."


    Songzhuer said in a strange way.


    "Speed up? Iron pillar, how fast does Han speed up?"


    At this time, Luhani came in with Guan Shuangshuang. Li Tiezhu invited several friends who were especially familiar in Kyoto. In addition to this pair, they were a group of Yue Yupeng, Guo Dalin and Qin Tao of Yunde society. Everyone of their peers can communicate well.


    Matsushita: "that''s it! Whew - so fast!"


    Luhani looked puzzled. He also played sports cars, but he didn''t understand songzhuer''s professional terminology: "how fast is it? A hundred kilometers and a few seconds?"


    Pine bamboo son bad smile: "finger a dial, second up, point to where to fight!"


    Luhani: "what?"


    Songzhuer added: "of course, it has something to do with hand speed and skills, but the performance of the car is also the key. My electric car is very sensitive and the body jitters greatly..."


    Pop!


    Guan Shuangshuang gave songzhuer a kick: "are you tired of living? My man, you talk nonsense? Iron pillar, go back and hang up and fight."


    Songzhuer wanted to fight back, but his hands were short and his feet were short. He suffered several times in vain.


    Luhani stopped Guan Shuangshuang: "daughter-in-law, don''t be impulsive."


    Li Tiezhu pulled songzhu''er: "get out."


    Matsushita: "Oh."


    Luhani looked at Li Tiezhu with envy and endured the pain, because Guan Shuangshuang was twisting his waist. If only I had an iron pillar, I would scold if I wanted to beat if I wanted to.


    Li Tiezhu hugged Luhani. It''s been a long time.


    Songzhu''er and Guan both glared at each other. Two days ago, they worked in the school playground without winning. Today, they were particularly jealous.


    "Brother Yue, they''re coming too. Let''s go and have hot pot."


    Li Tiezhu took them to the meeting room next door. Zhang Xiaomeng was still greeting ordinary guests and reporters. Li Tiezhu had to greet the guests himself.


    Luhani handed Li Tiezhu a Zhongnanhai: "what''s the situation? It''s just a birthday?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course not. Brother Meng said that he would release the news that the film" people in an embarrassing way "was ready to start shooting on my birthday, so he invited you to support the scene. As a result, they were all robbed of the limelight by luxury cars. Alas."


    Luhani said, "I want to be a guest star in the film. You know, it''s hard for me in the past two years."


    Songzhuer starts to wink at songzhuer. How about that? My man is still better, isn''t he? Xu Sanzheng and Zhou Xingxing praised him!


    Li Tiezhu said, "I left you a role. Now the biggest problem is... You need to lose weight! Your face is really too round, brother Lu."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "hehe..."

 Chapter 538

    Songzhuer''s eyes are round, like two peeled litchi, ready to come out. I''m afraid it''s not a fake Guan Shuangshuang. When she just fought, she found that her attack power has weakened a lot, and now it''s more strange.


    She covers her mouth when she smiles? Still hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe?


    Shouldn''t it be laughing on your hips, ha ha? The voice is not only bold and unrestrained, but also a little hoarse.


    Why are you laughing like a quail now?


    She didn''t laugh like that in King to Wang.


    Li Tiezhu also looked at Guan Shuangshuang strangely. What''s the matter with her? Are you sick?


    Luhani felt nothing unusual, touched his face and said, "this seat is slightly round now... But give me a month, I will lose weight."


    Li Tiezhu took them to sit down and said, "Shuangshuang sister should help hanigo more, not only lose weight, but also skills."


    Guan Shuangjiao said shyly, "Oh, I know, I hate... I will make him thin."


    Luhani and Li Tiezhu are at a loss. What''s the matter?


    Song Zhuer said, "Hey! Iron pillar means to let you urge him to exercise and teach him some acting skills. What do you think? Bah!"


    Guan Shuangshuang''s face was pure: "of course it''s sports, otherwise?"


    Songzhuer was stunned. Something''s wrong!


    Luhani was a little embarrassed and whispered to Li Tiezhu, "your bamboo is so dirty. You don''t care? My shuangnier is so simple that she won''t want to be crooked at all. She almost brought her crooked."


    Li Tiezhu was ashamed and said, "we don''t mix girls. I''ll pick up brother Yue. They went to the wrong building."


    "I''ll go too."


    Luhani and Li Tiezhu left.


    Guan Shuangshuang changed his face in an instant and said fiercely, "you give me some restraint tonight. If you destroy my image in front of my brother Lu, I''ll screw your head off and cook a hot pot."


    Matsushita: "Oh! Good guy, it''s the acting school! Disrespectful, but you think he likes your interesting soul rather than your lovely long legs? Naive!"


    "Just longer than you, dwarf!"


    "Black bean sprouts, airport!"


    "You want to die, don''t you?"


    "Come on? Have a fight if you don''t agree!"


    "Hum..."


    When Li Tiezhu and Luhani led the three of Yunde society in, they found that the scene was once very harmonious and almost strange.


    Two girls are painting a treasure.


    "Sister zhu''er, look, this bag is suitable for you. I''ll buy it for you and send it directly to the school at that time."


    "Thank you, sister Shuangshuang. I see a beautiful skirt. See if you like it..."


    Luhani said naively, "girls are like this. They fight and make noise, and then they make up soon."


    Li Tiezhu is very realistic: "I''m afraid you have any misunderstanding about girls. They had a quarrel in primary school. Thirty years later, they would show their teeth and blow their hair with their baby in the street."


    Don''t ask me how I know. The cat rabbit war is endless. It''s upgraded now!


    Guo Dalin: "so, the gifts bought by the two sisters for each other haven''t arrived by express in 30 years, have they?"


    A group of people immediately laughed, including Guan Shuangshuang and songzhu''er.


    Lao Guo''s unique family skill still has two brushes. It''s easy to touch embarrassment and adjust the atmosphere on key occasions.


    In contrast, Yue Yupeng and Qin Tao are obviously much worse.


    Da Linzi''s specialty is diametrically opposite to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu is good at offending and creating embarrassment, and Guo Dalin is good at getting around and resolving embarrassment.


    When everyone arrived, they began to eat hot pot.


    Li Tiezhu only invited so many people. In addition to personal relations, they are also related to work.


    Luhani was invited to play a guest role. He''s almost lost in the top three years ago. It doesn''t matter to him. He''s good in both character and singing, that is, his acting skills are a little hehe. The main reason is that the brokerage company and capital behind him are too cruel and treat the audience as fools.


    Qin Tao didn''t say it. He was obsessed with participating in the film, and Li Tiezhu couldn''t refuse.


    Yue Yupeng is a private friend, and Guo Dalin is because of a penguin''s new network. Originally, this variety has nothing to do with Li Tiezhu, but Penguin fooled Li Tiezhu''s studio to give a little money, which has something to do with it.


    Before long, Zhang Xiaomeng also came back with sun Xixi, and finally settled down with her media friends.


    "What to do? The limelight of the new film was robbed by the fake news of buying luxury cars."


    Li Tiezhu asked.


    Zhang Xiaomeng was crafty and said, "I''ve taken care of everything. Tomorrow''s news is that Li Tiezhu reluctantly gave up buying luxury cars because he saved money to make new films."


    Sun Xixi said, "I''ve also released words. This year''s Spring Festival is for you to play yourself, 300 million cost Kung Fu VS 30 million cost people in embarrassment."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it too modest? There are also brother Jing''s wandering earth and brother Teng and brother Bo''s crazy aliens."


    Zhang Xiaomeng looked sad: "don''t you want to guest star in both films? Don''t you still beat yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu had nothing to say.


    Luhani on one side was envious. I knew he had learned from Li Tiezhu. Other values were of the highest level, except that the film pay was very low. In this way, everyone was willing to invite him to shoot. Famous, many fans, affordable price.


    But he just thought that he was not as free as Li Tiezhu.


    A group of people ate hot pot and somehow talked about Li Tiezhu''s debut program "super good voice".


    "The eighth season of this year was scolded miserably, and the audience rating of the final is not as good as the previous sub division."


    "The show is probably over."


    "Is this unknown? Yehenara slanders the iron pillar and takes bribes to rub the fairness of the competition on the ground. It''s strange to ask her to be a judge this year."


    "Yehenara, with a Chinese heavenly language, isn''t this death?"


    "It''s all Liu Xiaohua''s fault. She''s the one who closed the door with a good voice. Did her voice break the dragon vein of a good voice last year?"


    "Hahaha..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng also smiled and said, "one thing is that this year''s good voice reputation and ratings are all over the street. Therefore, they want to invite Tiezhu to be a temporary judge in the finals next week. The people of the program team came to me many times two days ago, and I''m so annoyed."


    Song Zhuer said angrily, "no! No matter how much money they give, they forget how they bullied my iron pillar?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "so I turned them all down. I know the landlady won''t agree. But... They''re not just giving money this time."


    Songzhuer said, "what else?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "they said they could handle the Organizing Committee of the Chinese Music Festival and let Li Tiezhu be invited again this year. Moreover, Tiezhu''s sales of" Shengshi Tiantang "have set a record again, and it is likely to win the award of best album and best singer."


    Songzhuer sneered: "not rare."


    Luhani persuaded him, "don''t be impulsive. After all, this is the highest award of the Chinese Music Festival. Iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "No."


    At this time, Zhang Xiaomeng said, "I have refused, and I just received an inquiry letter from another Music Festival this morning."


    Matsushita: "I don''t want to go to the little music festival. My column is busy."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "Grammy."


    Song Zhuer: "poof..."


    Luhani was stunned: "brother Meng, is it true or false? Tell me carefully."


    In fact, because Li Tiezhu''s three albums were released in beimi this year, the sales volume was very good.


    After several months of hot sales and the popularity of sand sculptures holding "Royal engine", Shengshi Tiantang has occupied the second place, and the other two albums are also in the top ten. This is an unprecedented good result for foreign language albums. Such a brilliant performance will naturally be seen by Grammys.


    Although the Grammy Award nomination will not be released until the end of the year, they always get in touch with singers in the previous months and do a good job of communication.


    After hearing the whole story, everyone was happy for Li Tiezhu.


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    Two days later, Li Tiezhu drove his new car to find Guo Dalin. He was tricked into coming to the program. Who knows how Guo Dalin tricked him into limping on his birthday. In a word, Guo Dalin is better at fooling than his father. Guo gangde looks like a liar and is easy to be wary.


    However, let''s be at ease. How can I say that Li Tiezhu invested in this program, although not much.


    The name of this webinar is peach blossom dock. In fact, it is another attempt of penguins after the fire of Oh Huo primitive man. The theme and playing method of the program are borrowed from the primitive people, but they have made great changes. The environment is easier and the conditions are better. Unlike the primitive people who built a vacation house from scratch, they built a cultural and tourism Inn from 90 points.


    The house has been built and renovated. There are all kinds of household appliances and furniture, as well as all kinds of food and drinks. The labor difficulty is much less, but the social difficulty is full, and the audience group is very different from the primitive people.


    In short, the petty bourgeoisie version of the primitive home.


    The biggest feature of this program is the large number of people. According to Guo Dalin, a total of 15 guests, including him, stayed in Taohuawu, not all artists.


    Obviously, Li Tiezhu didn''t come to check in. He was just fooled into pulling traffic in the first phase. Now he is the top stream.


    Li Tiezhu''s task is very simple. Find fault.


    The program group even gave him a special title - Taohuawu commentator.


    I have to say that the idea of the program group is still a little unique. I know that it is difficult to shoot a variety show with a large number of people, especially we don''t fully understand it, so I took a risk and chose to start with embarrassment.


    Designed a variety of scenes, the embarrassment between different guests.


    In order to strengthen this drama, they worked with Guo Dalin to get Li Tiezhu. After all, no one knows more about embarrassment than Tiezhu.


    At the beginning of the program, there is a private room in a Shabu mutton restaurant in Kyoto.


    Old artist Ms. Liu Mei came in: "Wow, I''m alone! Sit at the door, old man."


    Program group: later than the elders, can this meal still taste good?


    After a while, Guo Dalin pushed the door in with Li Tiezhu and quickly nodded to apologize: "sorry, sorry, I''m late and asked you to wait for us."


    Liu Mei pointed to him and said with a smile, "they say you are a well-educated child..."


    As always, Guo Dalin can speak: "the upbringing is not very good at the moment."


    Liu Mei looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "are you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, teacher. My name is Li Tiezhu. Please come and find fault with the program team. I don''t know why the program team can''t think about it!"


    Liu Mei: "if you still find fault, you''ll be late. Do you mean to find fault with me?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s interesting. The program team doesn''t send me a notice fee. I''m not in a good mood, and I don''t have any character."


    Program group: when we meet for the first time, self darkness is often better than modesty to shorten the distance.


    Liu Mei: "Hey, this unlucky child."


    Guo Dalin: "aunt calm down. He is one of the shareholders of the program group."


    Liu Mei: "then you, shareholders, shares... Why are you so blind? Pour people tea!"

 Chapter 539

    Liu Mei is actually familiar with Guo Dalin, but she is unfamiliar with Li Tiezhu. She has always heard Li Tiezhu''s name in the past two years, but she doesn''t pay much attention. At first, she thought it was a new top-grade small fresh meat. After a long time, she found out, oh, so the guy who is red in half the sky looks like this? That''s it?


    Li Tiezhu worships Liu Mei. She is the idol of Li Fugui and Li Tiezhu. Li Fugui likes her sketches, and Li Tiezhu likes her TV play "a family of children".


    Liu Mei took the lead in saying, "what year did you come from, dalinzi?"


    Guo Dalin: "I''m from 1996."


    Liu Mei: "twenty two, it''s not small. Do you have a girlfriend?"


    Huh?!


    Program group: the care of elders will always make people''s brains ache.


    Guo Dalin panicked: "come up and ask this question?"


    "Don''t let me ask?"


    "No, not yet."


    Liu Mei looked at Li Tiezhu again and said, "what about you, son? When were you born?"


    Li Tiezhu: "98."


    "Yo, Hello! True or false? You look much more vicissitudes than Da Linzi. Didn''t you hide it?"


    "No, I''ve been black and ugly since I was a child."


    "Ah ~ are all stars so self aware now? To tell you the truth, son, you are a little shabby, but it''s all right. We''re young, only 20."


    "How old are you?"


    "Can I... don''t talk about this problem? You ask me, ouch, I''m angry."


    "Anyway, my father has loved to see your sketches since he was a child."


    "Stop recording, go, hurt your self-esteem!"


    Barrage:


    "The narrator of this program is interesting..."


    "For Da Linzi."


    "Look at the iron pillar."


    "Come and learn how to talk with Guo Dalin."


    "Learn from iron pillars."


    "He was urged to get married again. Da Linzi couldn''t escape his fate."


    "The iron pillar looks like twenty-eight, ha ha..."


    "Easily resolve the embarrassment Guo Dalin, and the backhand is even more embarrassing Li Tiezhu."


    "My father saw your sketch since childhood. This knife is really cruel!"


    "Society is my iron pillar!"


    Guo Dalin quickly dragged Liu Mei who pretended to leave back: "don''t introduce, he''s a mallet, otherwise the program team won''t let him find fault."


    Liu Mei: "how did this thing get red?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "rare things are precious."


    Liu Mei: "


    Guo Dalin said with a smile, "his birthday is the day after tomorrow, but I, brother Yue, Tao Zi and brother Luhani celebrated his birthday together two days ago. Otherwise, I won''t have a chance to fool him into our program!"


    Liu Mei: "Oh, it''s less than 20? No wonder you can''t speak. Do you have a girlfriend? It''s not urgent."


    "Yes."


    "Hum? Really? Can you broadcast it? Why don''t you cut it off?"


    "No, people all over the country know that my girlfriend is Matsushita."


    "Little Nezha? Hey... I''m out of touch with society? You''re a singer, aren''t you? Are there any representative works?"


    Li Tiezhu drank tea: "that''s a long story. Let me tell you, my songs are representative works."


    Liu Mei: "you are really not modest!"


    Guo Dalin said with a smile, "Aunt Mei, you''re really ignorant. He''s really a classic. It''s not sealed by our young people. His fans cover all ages. Moreover, his crosstalk is better than my father. Where can I make sense?"


    Liu Mei frowned: "you two just fool me. How can a singer talk about crosstalk?"


    Guo Dalin: "really! I''ll find you a video. When he was performing at Jinmen Yunde club, the audience didn''t stop three times. What he told him was my partner Taozi. They were young..."


    Liu Mei was a little shaken: "three returns? Can you really talk about crosstalk?"


    Guo Dalin: "no one can deceive you! Brother Zhu became a self-taught talent and created a new art of music crosstalk! Besides, you know, the soldier assault? He wrote, directed and acted by himself."


    Liu Mei: "I''ve heard of it. It''s very hot. My son likes it very much. But I didn''t see it. I knew that the primitive man was very good last time."


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "I''m flattered. It all depends on my peers!"


    Liu Mei: "you are modest... Are you so modest? Why is this broken child so annoying and annoying!"


    The barrage is very lively:


    "It''s starting again. Iron pillar really catches who and who! I like it."


    "Serious brother never lies."


    "He''s been on the road for two years. He''s still that iron Han Han."


    "Liu Mei really doesn''t know Li Tiezhu. Hasn''t she even stopped singing?"


    "Did you play it? Now, can anyone not know him?"


    "Older people are normal."


    "My father has seen Aunt Mei''s sketches since he was a child."


    At this time, Xiangjiang actress Su Lihui pushed the door in a wide knitted sweater: "Hello, hello..."


    Liu Mei took the lead in hugging her. Then Guo Dalin bent over and shook hands to say hello, and then got a knife.


    Su Lihui: Wow, how thick is your foundation? Is this mouth the latest lip color?


    Rao is a talkative Guo Dalin can only say, "save me some face."


    Finally, Li Tiezhu came up and shook hands.


    After su Lihui and Li Tiezhu simply hugged each other, they repeated their old skills: "Tiezhu, meet again! Why don''t you wear makeup? You just cast a shadow."


    Li Tiezhu was not used to her: "do I still need to rescue? Makeup is also a waste of paint. It''s better not to change."


    Su Lihui: "that''s cosmetics, not paint."


    Li Tiezhu took the menu and handed it over: "everything you said is right, aunt. I''ll take your order."


    Su Lihui: "am I that old?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my father watched your movies since childhood."


    This is not nonsense. Anyway, until many years later, Li Tiezhu''s family still kept the pirated disc of this aunt, but Li Fugui didn''t allow Xiao Tiezhu to watch it. He said it was a horror film that would scare children.


    Barrage:


    "Fairy prologue."


    "The goddess embarrassed Da Linzi."


    "I''m still hard."


    "As long as there is an iron pillar, we can carry out the embarrassment to the end."


    "Laugh to death, paint?"


    "It''s a fault. It''s clearly a problem."


    "I would like to call Li Tiezhu the king of Taohua stronghold."


    Make complaints about Taohuawu chief Tucao.


    Soon, the dishes came up. Liu Mei and Su Lihui began to tease Guo Dalin strongly because he was good at "bullying", which was a social pistachio.


    Li Tiezhu is different. He has thorns, so the two aunts talk to him less. Li Tiezhu is also happy to relax. He rinses mutton all the time. His spicy dipping material is fragrant. He is not used to sesame sauce.


    Then, Liu Mei asked Su Lihui, "why did you come to this program?"


    Su Lihui said seriously, "I''m telling the truth. I''m here for you. Then they said there''s Da Linzi, oh ~ I think so, because I''ve seen his crosstalk."


    It can be called textbook communicative language.


    Li Tiezhu Leng Buding said, "aren''t you the first guest to sign the contract? You didn''t know they would come at that time."


    Su Lihui, who was telling a serious story, died instantly: "I, this..."


    Liu Mei: "Hey! I''m really coming to pick on you."


    Guo Dalin rounded up and said, "that didn''t count just now. Let''s go again, sister. Why on earth did you come?"


    Su Lihui punched Li Tiezhu twice, lifted her hair and said, "just because he came, my friends and I like watching primitive people. Then it is said that this program is a relaxed version, and Tiezhu will come, so I came."


    Li Tiezhu: "I was fooled into this program the day before yesterday. How can you know in advance?"


    Su Lihui: "I..."


    Guo Dalin: "iron pillar, can you stop talking? You''ll have to kill us when our program starts."


    Li Tiezhu: "the program group makes me real."


    Next, we talked less and didn''t ask any sensitive topics. We were afraid that Li Tiezhu would pick on us.


    The program team also took the opportunity to tell the main content of the program to the guests. In fact, they have already read the detailed planning book and are very clear.


    Then, they added wechat to each other and began to "invite" other guests.


    Li Tiezhu is still eating. The three of them left first and went to shoot variety shows. Li Tiezhu doesn''t have to go. He only needs to be behind the scenes and watch the real time shooting Tucao, or make complaints about it.


    The first shot was the guest invited by Liu Mei, a singer Su long.


    They obviously haven''t seen each other together, so the scene was very embarrassing.


    Liu Mei took the lead in asking, "eh? Are you from Nagada, Liaoshen?"


    Su long: Yes


    "How old did you start?"


    "I''ve been making records since my junior year in senior high school."


    "What''s your most famous song?"


    "I''m very famous."


    "I''ll go. Another confident child. Someone just told me that today''s children are more confident than we were at that time."


    "No, no, no, I''m kidding. I don''t have a name in front of you."


    Then, more embarrassing came. Liu Meifei wanted Su long to say a masterpiece. Su long was embarrassed to say, and then froze.


    In the picture, Li Tiezhu said: "Xiao Xing, I''ll see you later and a little sweet are all these. Why are you embarrassed to say? His songs are pretty good! Moreover, your program is too fake? She doesn''t know the guests invited by Liu Mei? It''s so embarrassing to meet? If you don''t know, can''t you search first? I think you don''t call Taohuawu. It''s called Taohuawu "Awkward dock."


    Barrage:


    "I''m embarrassed for Su long across the screen."


    "Why do you have to ask other people''s representative works?"


    "Why is Su Long''s face swollen?"


    "I''ll go. Iron pillar said my Sao. What should I do?"


    "This program invites serious brothers to come. It''s the curtain of sanctions! Let''s have nothing to say."


    "If it''s an iron pillar, the backhand is a sentence. What''s your masterpiece?"


    Li Tiezhu sat on the director''s side watching videos, tucking up one after another, and make complaints about it. After all, bug, which can be seen by his IQ, can bear this?


    Then it was Zhou Erkang, who was a very wise man.


    "I started wearing a mask fifteen years ago. It''s called self-protection! Even if what I said doesn''t sound good, I said it after careful consideration."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s the same as when I open my mouth. It doesn''t sound good! Then why think carefully and waste brain cells."


    Zhou Erkang: "I don''t eat fried food or fast food."


    Editor: "eating these foods makes people feel happy."


    Zhou Erkang: "that''s because you''re unhappy. Do you need to eat it if you''re already happy?"


    Director: "..."


    Li Tiezhu: "double the happiness! The teacher looks unhappy. People with thick nostrils are generally easy to get angry. The more angry they are, the thicker their nostrils will be, and then they need to wear a mask."


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! Serious brother, please leave us a message!"

 Chapter 540

    Just now, Zhou Erkang said he didn''t need junk food, and then the picture directly cut to the four takeout boxes of junk food, and then brought out a actress who was eating junk food.


    Someone needs it.


    The actress''s assistant said, "you know your physique, too."


    Actress: "recruit black constitution."


    "In fact, your reputation and popularity are not particularly good. This is more serious, and the publicity will be more worried."


    "If people say I''m good at something, I''ll change it. If not, I''ll encourage it. I think it''s quite open."


    "Eh? She just used an idiom."


    "I''m very educated!"


    Pause.


    Director: "Tiezhu, what do you have to say to the actress?"


    Li Tiezhu: "First of all, this is a video broadcast. It''s not a reality show at all. This is the pot of your program group. Second, she can''t eat four boxes of takeout alone unless she is Yang Feiyue. What do you want to prove by deliberately doing this? On the contrary, she actually eats fake. The female stars I know, lengba, Yang Mi, Zheng Yanzi, Zhao Liya and Su Lihui, rarely eat this kind of food. How can it be just Fortunately, when recording, only one person dares to eat like this, that is, Yang Feiyue. "


    Director: "ah? Er..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "and what does the last variety show have to do with her company''s publicity? Who is she? Is she singing?"


    Director: "she is an actress. Don''t you know Meng Zoyi?"


    Li Tiezhu: "is she very famous?"


    The director nodded, looked at Li Tiezhu and shook his head: "that''s not too famous..."


    The video continues.


    The barrage is divided into two factions:


    "This sister is so cute? It''s really interesting."


    "Really!"


    "Who is this man?"


    "Really have no culture, the last program still need to carry out publicity?"


    "Isn''t buying a manuscript her specialty?"


    "It''s still Li Tiezhu. He can''t eat so many light boxes and force people to set up."


    "Do you eat? Let''s eat and broadcast a collection!"


    "As a result, no one ate a mouthful of fried chicken for such a long time."


    "Li Tiezhu make complaints about the program directly in front of the director. Is it really okay? It''s released."


    "They asked for it. It''s not good to invite someone serious."


    "This woman''s face is full of high technology!"


    Then the picture is given to Zhang Tang, who is called the fish pond owner in the Jianghu.


    The editor and director asked in the car, "so when Guo Dalin sent you an invitation, you refused, but your body was very honest, and you still came..."


    Zhang Tang: "I really refuse! I''m here for my work. I''m not invited to this place by anyone. The director team invited me to work."


    Director: "this paragraph is very interesting, domineering president."


    Li Tiezhu: "What''s interesting? I don''t want to be invited by Guo Dalin at all. He signed a contract with the program team and all artists are equal. As a result, you promoted Liu Mei, Guo Dalin and Su Lihui without authorization and asked them to invite other artists. Some people don''t care, others are not happy. Brother Tang is quite tactful. I tell you that if I encounter this kind of program, I can invite you more Invite more than a dozen artists to come. Will you give money then? "


    Director group: "..."


    Then Li Qinxue took the goose and photographed it several times.


    Make complaints about Li Tiezhu''s direct strength. "Do you think Li Qinxue would think of taking geese? If it weren''t for the wonderful plot designed by your program group, she would take geese? It''s almost like taking board geese. I''ve seen her. She has no friendship with small animals because of her character, but only hatred. Besides, the first three main players keep saying that they don''t know what the program is for. The result is good. Li Qinxue takes geese and Zhang Tang talk about investment? Who are you talking about £¿¡±


    The program continues. Li Tiezhu is not very mean to the newcomers, but he can''t stand the two artists. They themselves have no problem, but the program team has too big a problem.


    "Are you too purposeful? No one knows that this program is to transform Taohuawu. Why do you invite two artists? Isn''t this the lice on the bald head?"


    "Is it that obvious?"


    "Do you think? Do you dare to make complaints about what I said? There are no problems. When I was a primitive man, I was too depressed and not good at the first two periods, but I slowly improved it later. But the artist who called himself an artist was a little confused... I never heard of anyone calling himself a singer or a musician."


    "What do you call yourself?"


    "Singing, writing and acting. What else? Do I call myself a composer? It''s shameless, isn''t it?"


    The barrage agrees with Li Tiezhu very much:


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu hit the nail on the head. I said I always felt wrong after watching this program for a long time."


    "My God, is this script too strong? And there are all kinds of loopholes."


    "A serious person is someone who has personally done a variety show."


    "It''s really a bit strange to call himself an artist. I feel his brain is abnormal."


    "Li Qinxue''s goose is really a little fake, and he was forced to shoot it several times."


    The picture turns again to a middle-aged and elderly woman dressed like a high-grade compass. She boarded the car with a small fresh meat. Then, pretending to be surprised, he looked back at a pickup truck.


    The compasses lady held her face and smiled like a girl on the edge of the pickup: "God, I almost forgot!"


    Little fresh meat: "do you want to take it?"


    Compasses lady girl voice: "MMM! MMM!"


    The little fresh meat is a little misty.


    Lady compasses coquettish: "because last time I went to see Taohuawu, I found it not so comfortable, so I bought a car of flowers. But it''s pretty good, isn''t it?"


    The unknown little fresh meat refused to answer: "let''s take photos and share directly."


    On the other hand, the director said, "although it''s a little help, it''s still very life style, isn''t it?"


    Li Tiezhu sneered and said, "hiss..."


    The director asked, "what do you think of Ms. Su bazha''s taste? These flowers are carefully matched and selected by her."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the exquisite picture and couldn''t help laughing loudly: "Pooh, hei..."


    "What''s the matter?"


    "I think it''s a mistake for you to come to me now. Although you were born out of the womb and primitive people, the two programs are actually very different. You asked a person who dug mud and cut bamboo to sleep in a big mountain ditch to comment on the taste of flowers that can''t be used or eaten? I just want to say that you''re full!"


    "This is a program full of Humanities and art."


    "I think the semi-finished peach blossom dock that flashed by just now is very good. Let them decorate, make furniture and plant flowers by themselves. Do it yourself. What''s the matter with spending money? What''s the matter with this aunt? I haven''t seen her play."


    "She is the godmother of Chinese fashion, Su bazha, bazha night, you know?"


    "In the fashion circle, I don''t want to say, go on."


    "Don''t you think sister subasha is very fashionable?"


    "Well, fashion, looks very fashionable!"


    Barrage:


    "It''s much better to spit it out."


    "Be reasonable, this woman is disgusting to me. Uh huh, your sister! She''s 50 years old..."


    "Sorry, I didn''t keep up with my taste."


    "What are you wearing? It''s fashionable."


    "In terms of fashion, I only serve the serious brother, and the dog head protects my life."


    "The queen has a good temperament."


    "Is it OK to look fashionable? Iron pillars are more and more hostile to people."


    "A lot of red eye disease."


    "Who has red eyes? Is she out of her mind?"


    "It''s really a special work of this Supasha! Now I think mengzoi is really cute. There''s no harm without comparison."


    "A 50 year old girl is really cute!"


    "This is the most embarrassing variety show I''ve ever seen, but I still want to watch it!"


    Then, the picture switched again and gave Zhou Erkang a cool lens. In the lens, he was wearing sunglasses and riding a Harley motorcycle on the road. He was very handsome.


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t he an environmentalist and a healthy person? Isn''t this a waste of resources? Mingming was just taking a car and changing his motorcycle to be cool when he was about to arrive. Did the program team buy insurance for him? Who is it if he fell? And can you see the road clearly with sunglasses?"


    The director doesn''t want to talk anymore.


    Guo Dalin, Zhang Tang, Liu Mei and others came to Taohuawu one after another in the welcome of the loudspeaker.


    Program group: social terrorism warning! Embarrassment can be everywhere.


    Li Tiezhu also make complaints about the director''s monitoring room. He also wants to attend the first gathering. The purpose is to make complaints about it. Anyway, the program group is so arranged. Maybe Li Tiezhu is afraid of not getting enough from the screen.


    Li Tiezhu walked like a peach blossom dock in a cap. A car rolled down the window on the road. The female artist who had just pretended to eat junk food in the video stopped him:


    "Hello, are you also a villager?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, I''m a werewolf. I only kill villagers."


    "Ah ha ha, I know you, Li Tiezhu!"


    "Hello, Meng Zoyi."


    "Do you know me?"


    "I don''t know. The director just told me to talk to you less so that your company won''t ask him to delete the scene."


    "Why?"


    "Because I can''t speak, it will embarrass you."


    "You are so cute, how can you have the heart to bully a beautiful little girl?"


    "Why do you think you are beautiful?"


    "Er... What, are you going to Taohuawu, too? Let''s get in the car."


    "No, you can''t find the way again. If you can find the way, will you stop and ask me?"


    "Hey! I''ve seen your play, soldier assault."


    "Thank you."


    "Have you seen any of my plays?"


    "No."


    "I played magic with your brother Xiao Zhen. He often talked about you in the crew."


    "Oh, he didn''t tell me about you."


    "Ah... Well, bye."


    Meng Zuoyi''s expression was distorted. If he didn''t face the camera, he would swear.


    Everyone was embarrassed to say hello in the open space outside the peach blossom dock, and then Supasha and her flowers arrived. In addition to Li Tiezhu, several men rushed up at the first time... Onlookers didn''t help much.


    Then Yoko went and Zhou went to meet the fashion queen, Sue bazaar.


    Liu Mei was still talking in the distance. She seemed dissatisfied. Then suddenly she screamed at Su bazha. Su bazha also screamed at her. It was obvious that she had known each other for a long time.


    When Liu Mei and Su Lihui ran to Su bazha, the program team also used multi angle upgrade special effects, that is, the legendary slow motion.


    Out of the sky.


    Li Tiezhu, with his hands blocking his ears, squatted on the railing, showing a constipated expression.


    Shit!


    There is no announcement fee for coming to this program, and I have to suffer all kinds of torture. I blame Guo Dalin''s fool!


    Zhou Erkang stood behind Li Tiezhu: "I can''t understand at all."


    Li Tiezhu said: "what can''t be understood? A large fake smile social scene."


    Zhou Erkang looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "very sharp!"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is a woman''s talent."


    I... understand.

 Chapter 541

    There are a large group of people in the open space, chirping. Come and I''ll say hello.


    Later Subtitles: social art exhibition.


    Men and women, old and young, mature, young, cheerful and tender, don''t blame themselves. After all, it is this unreliable program group that gives each of them personal suggestions.


    However, others said that I would not accept your proposal.


    For example, Zhang Tang, who stood silently in the corner and looked on coldly, and Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu, who had fled to the roof.


    In fact, they didn''t act together, but they came to the roof one after another through different paths and two stairs, and then met by chance.


    Without saying hello, they came to the roof and looked down. It was tragic.


    Zhou Erkang: "my luggage is just a backpack. How can they get so many things? Why don''t you help? Aren''t you always helpful in my program?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m afraid I can''t help throwing their things into the dustbin."


    "You are very real, iron pillar, as real as me."


    "No, we''re different. I won''t be wearing sunglasses and holding a helmet when I get there, and aren''t you in the show group''s car at the beginning? Why do you run to ride a motorcycle on the way?"


    "Do you speak so directly?"


    "Yes. Smart people beat around the Bush and fools go straight."


    "Hey! Interesting, let me tell you, I hate the show team''s car, but they forced me to record a paragraph in the car. That car is a sponsored brand. So they took me around my home for a few laps. After recording, I rode my own motorcycle."


    "Oh, I''m wrong about you."


    "Let me show you my Harley motorcycle. Do you want to ride it twice?"


    "Don''t look, don''t ride."


    "Don''t you like motorcycles? Do men like motorcycles?"


    "No, I like the tractor because it can carry people and work."


    "Then we have something in common. I have a farm. I grow my own food, vegetables and fruits and eat them myself. It''s natural and pollution-free. Moreover, I have a tractor and an excavator."


    "Really? Excavator? Well, uncle, let''s exchange a wechat. I''ll go to your place when I''m free."


    "Are you true or false?"


    Zhou Erkang took out his mobile phone in doubt and found that the excitement on Li Tiezhu''s face didn''t seem to be fake, and then he realized. Well, men like motorcycles, but boys like tractors and excavators.


    Program group:


    Men''s friendships are often based on common ground.


    You think it''s an excavator?


    no


    He was 20 years old and he was 40 years old. He chose to... Stay away from the social occasions of girls.


    At this time, the camera suddenly cut to the following group of people who communicate with each other. Most of them are women, as if 300 ducks were going to the market. A few boys are shaking in the flowers, like a boat in the rough waves. There are many dangers. Only Guo Dalin can cope with them.


    There are different opinions on the barrage:


    "Women are terrible."


    "Three women are a flock of ducks, don''t you think?"


    "Straight men never understand the social life of girls."


    "Are Zhou and Li too arrogant? And Zhang Tang, who has a smelly face, looks very out of group. Guo Dalin is very good."


    "Didn''t you find out? Those who ignore those girls have girlfriends. Those who cooperate humbly with them are single. Ha, it seems that they have found something extraordinary."


    "Lick to the last one and have nothing."


    "I really didn''t expect Li Tiezhu and Zhou Erkang to talk together."


    "Because of the excavator, poof..."


    "Every boy has a dream!"


    "Lai Xiaolin and Su long are miserable."


    Lai Xiaolin greeted his sisters and aunts like quails. Finally, Su Lihui was omitted and criticized as impolite.


    Zhang Tang looked cold and stood aside after nodding to the two boys. He was pointed by the girls and felt that he was not a gentleman.


    Su long puffed his face and smiled. He communicated with the Queens, but others didn''t pay much attention to him.


    Girls take the initiative to say hello to girls, but never take the lead in paying attention to boys. They must come to each other on their own initiative. Girls with different identities, occupations, ages and personalities seem to be in chaos. After chattering for a long time, they return to order, which makes people feel terrible.


    Yoko, who is also a popular comedian, chatted with Li Qinxue, free and easy with a trace of helplessness.


    Meng Zuoyi and Zhou, both new TV dramas Xiaohua, forcibly call each other''s play names under the lens, pretending to be hot while grabbing the lens.


    The three "giants" Su bazha, Liu Mei and Su Lihui naturally got together and praised each other for their good maintenance. Then they began to command the boys to help with the work and promote the program process without trace, and began to vaguely exude their desire for manipulation.


    Close ups of four faces appear on the screen: Lai Xiaolin''s inferiority, Su Long''s embarrassment, Guo Dalin''s smile, and Zhang Tang''s indifference.


    Program group:


    Sometimes it doesn''t need to be too hard to socialize, but it can also be very comfortable, such as this


    So the picture turned to Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu on the roof. The two people far away copied their hands and talked happily.


    Liu Mei suddenly saw the two people on the roof and shouted, "how did you two run so far? Come down and meet everyone!"


    Su bazha: "come down quickly! Why are you two so unsocial?" after shouting, she whispered, "who? Pull so hard?"


    Liu Mei: "who else can it be? Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu."


    Sue Bassa: Oh


    This is very essential. It means that it would be impolite for others to do so, but it is natural for these two to do such a thing.


    Su Lihui put up a shed and looked up: "they two know girls very well, ha ha ha..."


    On the roof, Zhou Erkang asked, "do you want to go down?"


    Li Tiezhu shouted, "what are you talking about? It''s too windy upstairs to hear clearly."


    Liu Mei: "I''ll come up if you don''t come down."


    Li Tiezhu: "we''re coming down."


    Liu Mei: "can you hear me now? Unlucky child."


    Su Lihui covered her mouth and said with a smile, "iron pillars are so skinny, but they are so cute. Although boys like him are straight, they will be very popular with girls."


    "Sure. Tiezhu is actually very talented in fashion. He has a good figure and a high-grade facial contour," Supasha said


    Meng Zuoyi: "just now I said hello to Tiezhu. He ignored me and gave me an insult, but I was so embarrassed."


    Zhou you: "right? I just nodded at him. He didn''t even look at me."


    "And he asked me why you think you''re beautiful."


    "So straight?"


    "Not a straight man, I feel... Very cool."


    "I also think talented people are generally special, especially don''t like to follow the crowd."


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! These women are curious about their logic."


    "What you can''t get is always in turmoil."


    "Li Tiezhu theorem, anyone who has been offended by Li Tiezhu will like him."


    "In addition to pine and bamboo, Li Tiezhu sees one against another."


    "The wind is too strong to hear clearly, but it''s ok?"


    Upstairs, Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu began to go downstairs. They walked slowly with their hands on their backs, just like the old man walking.


    Zhou Erkang: "the screenwriter of the program group has a problem. It''s a mess. This is their script?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "I think I should give up. I should give up writing the script. How to write the variety show script for 15 people? There are too many people in this program. Look, there will continue to be chaos in the future. However, this chaotic scene and awkward social interaction may become the characteristics of this program."


    "Is that characteristic?"


    "Well, the audience these days are sick and like to watch wonderful programs."


    "Are you not afraid to offend the audience? Of course, this sentence should be cut off."


    "I can''t cut it, but the audience will praise me. I don''t believe you look at the bullet screen floating above."


    "Ah?"


    Barrage:


    "Good iron pillar."


    "I''m sick!"


    "Although this program is very embarrassing, I actually look forward to more embarrassing scenes."


    "Are you sick in this era?"


    "Although serious brother is not smart, he has unique vision."


    "Iron pillar knows me!"


    After a while, Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu came over. Su bazha was very enthusiastic and organized the newcomers to meet Zhou Erkang and Li Tiezhu. They were also very modest to say hello to everyone, not too enthusiastic, but not as cold as Zhang Tang.


    Zhou Erkang needless to say, many people''s childhood shadow, no, childhood is beautiful.


    Although Li Tiezhu is smaller than many people on the scene, he has the highest achievements. He has two original albums that break the sales record, a TV play that breaks the viewing record, and is also the youngest Mr. 4 billion in the film industry. In terms of variety, his programs will be popular for no reason.


    Therefore, even if Li Tiezhu is not proud, others dare not despise him.


    After we met, we heard the loudspeaker say that they can choose a room. We turned and entered the peach blossom dock.


    Li Tiezhu really asked, "so, don''t you bring so many things?"


    Young people are embarrassed one after another, especially Zhou you, who has brought a lot of things.


    "Do I have to carry the flowers myself?" said Sue Bassa


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want those flowers to go in by themselves? Do they know the way?"


    Su bazha: "


    Zhang Tang walked beside Li Tiezhu: "Pooh..."


    However, instead of moving things, they pretended not to hear Li Tiezhu''s soul question and went in to discuss the problem of choosing a room.


    Li Tiezhu did not choose a house or watch the excitement. He put the goose in the fence that had been prepared outside.


    Continue to Tucao: "the program group is really a foretell. When we built Taohuawu, we make complaints about the two geese."


    Editor: "aren''t you curious about everyone''s room?"


    Li Tiezhu put water on the goose and said: "What are you curious about? The decoration inside must be very luxurious and have a sense of design. Besides, what''s the suspense about choosing a room? It must be a single room for Liu Mei, Su Lihui, Su bazha and Zhou Erkang. Others are simpler. Zhou you and Meng Zuoyi, Yoko and Li Qinxue, Su long and Peng Yue, Zhang Tang and Lai Xiaolin... Chen San and Ou Er, not necessarily. Chen San may like a single room, and Ou ER may be different Together with Da Lin, Da Lin won''t choose a room. He likes to be humble and let others choose. The rest is him. "


    Editor and director: "how can you know? There is really no script in the program group. Even I don''t know."


    Li Tiezhu: "I saw it clearly upstairs just now. In fact, the room was divided at the moment they met."


    When the picture turned to the room, Li Tiezhu casually said that none of the combinations was bad. Even Chen San chose the last single room. In fact, according to human wisdom, everyone knew that the last single room was actually left to Guo Dalin by the big guys, but he was occupied.


    The barrage was stunned. Did Li Tiezhu open his mouth?

 Chapter 542

    Ou Er picked up Guo Dalin and lived with him in the same house, which is the so-called house in the fashion circle.


    At this time, the godmother was busy in the kitchen.


    Guo Dalin asked, "can you cook?"


    Su bazha: I cook very well


    The program group seemed to pick things up and instantly cut the camera to Li Tiezhu, who was feeding geese.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the goose looks delicious. Roast milk goose."


    Barrage:


    "I boast that I cook very well. It''s also great."


    "Others call themselves artists."


    "Fashion circles are so confident."


    "I''m still grounded."


    "It''s always strange that I can''t accept the fashion of those three."


    Then, Meng Zoyi, who was covered in death Barbie powder, came up, raised his big Wavy long hair and said, "ah! Two little ducks, how cute!"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is a goose."


    Monzoy mobile phone took out the video tiktok: "take a video shake, Hello, dear detergent, Hello, look, this is our new friend, two lovely ducks."


    "It''s a goose!"


    "Here is another new friend, Li Tiezhu. Tiezhu, say hello to everyone."


    "Hello, everyone. These are geese."


    In fact, Meng Zoyi is very beautiful and has a strange personality. She is lovely and loving. Many fans are very normal. But there are many normal people like Li Tiezhu. It''s hard to understand where she is cute. Is it the capital behind her?


    Can capital refer to a goose as a duck?


    After a while, several villagers came to watch the two geese. Su long and Li Qinxue also came. After all, Li Qinxue brought it.


    Lying on the edge of the fence, Li Qinxue looks no different from her aunts, mainly because of her harmonious temperament.


    Li Qinxue: "do you know? For these two geese, I''ve been shooting scenes for more than ten times. What do you think you''re doing with so many plots in a reality show? I''ll write a paragraph later."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the biggest failure is that the goose came and found that the goose pen was so perfect."


    Li Qinxue: "it''s not so good. I''m going to help you. This reality show patronizes the show day by day. It''s not true."


    Li Tiezhu: "I haven''t treated the audience as a person yet."


    Li Qinxue: "I dare not say that. What you said has nothing to do with me. Ah! Su Longka''s crotch is over. After the calf, iron pillar, go and pull it. Don''t cause irreparable trauma."


    Lift Su long up and Li Tiezhu asks, "what are you doing?"


    Su long: "I''ll add some water to the goose. I can''t get in. My height is hard."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "intelligence is a hard injury, brother. There''s a way over there."


    I saw that Li Qinxue had opened the door and walked in: "come on, give me the water. I''m afraid your head melon seeds won''t go out in this circle. Two geese will become three geese."


    Meng Zuo finished shaking his voice and turned away. "Tiktok is so smelly!"


    Barrage:


    "What''s the matter with Meng Zoyi? Is he deaf?"


    "It''s the first time I''ve seen such a strong duck."


    "Yiyi is so cute."


    "My family depends on such a beautiful fairy. Do you need to know ducks?"


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to talk to her."


    "Li Qinxue is so funny."


    "She and Li Tiezhu put it there to talk about crosstalk? It''s quite tacit."


    "Su Long''s IQ has been exposed."


    "Two geese become three, and Su long is the one who stays the most."


    "After Meng Zoyi left, these people suddenly slipped up. It''s not embarrassing at all."


    "Don''t say yet, it''s true."


    Then the big horn sounded and it was time for lunch.


    After lunch, at the proposal of Liu Mei and Su bazha, everyone began to choose the dock master, because everyone didn''t want to be, and finally voted for Su bazha. After she pushed off for a while, she half said yes. Unexpectedly, Chen San cut off his beard halfway and revealed that he was willing to be the dock master. Su mang didn''t have a good relationship with the inn, so he had to give up his position.


    Then, Chen San said that he was recently doing a sociological research related to art and was ready to practice here. The subtext is to take these artists as his experimental samples, and he controls everything.


    When he said this, Chen San smiled strangely and seemed eager to try.


    After choosing someone, Liu Mei asked Li Tiezhu, who had been eating hard: "Tiezhu, aren''t you a picky official? Why don''t you say a word? What do you think of our selection? Chen San, who volunteered to be the dock master, do you think highly of him?"


    Chen San also looked forward to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of water and began to perform his duties: "the selection is not very good! I don''t know much about Chen San, but I sympathize with you. Although you are full of confidence in what experiments to do, one thing I can be sure is that you have become their experiment."


    Chen San was unconvinced: "why do you say so? You don''t understand my experimental plan and purpose..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t need to know you, because your planning doesn''t mean anything to them. Do you know why? Because I know them, or I know artists. No one will listen to you, including the most clever Guo Dalin."


    No one knows female stars better than I do!


    Li Tiezhu said, that''s why I fought hard and never joined the "magic zoo" chat group.


    No one can manage a group of female artists, because you are always wrong, and you must be wrong.


    Guo Dalin: "pillar, what''s the matter with you? Why did you pull it on me?"


    Liu Mei: "we firmly support the dock master''s decision. Why are we not obedient?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "no! Aunt, if you don''t believe it, we''ll see."


    Barrage:


    "I think Li Tiezhu has a point."


    "Serious brother is open again."


    "We''ll see."


    "Chen Sanyi, I want to be dock master. It''s too obvious."


    "I can only say that Chen sandaoxing is too shallow. He thinks he is awesome."


    "Li Tiezhu really understands female artists."


    Liu Mei said: "well... Who do you think is suitable to be the dock master?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "teacher Zhou Erkang will be the dock master and take charge of the overall situation. Zhang Tang will be the assistant and be responsible for planning and implementation. Guo Dalin is responsible for communication and coordination. Everything is easy to do. But they don''t want to, because they know they will be tired and thankless."


    Liu Mei: "Chen San, do you accept it? I''ll show it to him."


    Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang looked at each other, and then lowered their heads silently.


    The dock master began to speak: "... Therefore, the most important thing for us now is to formulate a management system and workflow to ensure that everything can be smoothly pushed forward..."


    Liu Mei suddenly said, "now let me say something first. We are not familiar with each other. Let''s introduce ourselves now. Only when we know each other can we get along better. In this way, everyone can introduce themselves, what they do and what representative works they have."


    Chen San was speechless.


    Zhou Erkang leaned back in his chair and smiled. Li Tiezhu''s mouth was really open. The first dock master''s speech was so ruthlessly interrupted.


    However, looking at the children trembling at the scene, Zhou Erkang chose to start for everyone and said: "I''ll introduce you first. My name is Zhou Erkang. I''ve been an actor and wrote a script. Now I''m investing in organic agriculture..."


    Then everyone introduced it one after another. Although the atmosphere was once very embarrassing, it was relatively smooth.


    It''s Zhang Tang''s turn. He said, "I''m Zhang Tang, an actor. I''ve done my homework and know everyone sitting here. I''m gone."


    The atmosphere was even more embarrassing because Liu Mei asked everyone to introduce themselves. Therefore, although everyone was embarrassed to mention their own works, they also tried to let themselves say more and give face.


    But he was too perfunctory, though concise.


    The real thorn is his last sentence. He has done his homework and doesn''t need to be introduced. On the contrary, don''t you do your homework before recording the program?


    That''s... no problem.


    Liu Mei said, "what have you played? You are a famous actor. Do you always have works?"


    Zhang Tang: "I have no name."


    Liu Mei did not give up: "you see, you are dishonest. If you don''t have a name, you won''t come here. You still have to introduce yourself."


    Zhang Tang was silent.


    Several newcomers have been on pins and needles. They have not experienced this tension. Even Su long, a singer who has been around for more than ten years, looks uneasy.


    Li Tiezhu fruit after dinner, this kind of thing he saw more, naturally he was not afraid.


    First of all, he contacted a lot of first-line stars and superstars. He didn''t watch the drama of fighting openly and secretly, and often aimed at him. Secondly, there are many Shura fields made by the four small animals for him, so he is calm now.


    Barrage views vary:


    "I didn''t say anything about the works! Why only for the pond owner?"


    "It''s too difficult. It''s like saying what you''re good at when you come to a new school."


    "I''m different. Just take off my pants. Everyone knows what my specialty is."


    "Upstairs, I''ve called the police."


    "Zhang Tang did a good job. Don''t you know you can''t search?"


    "I have no name, ha ha..."


    "His masterpiece is to dare to fall in love with Shuangyan Shuangyu!"


    "Support the Tang master. Don''t you do your homework? You can''t remember what you haven''t seen and introduced. You don''t need to introduce what you have seen."


    Liu Mei still asked, "so, what have you played?"


    Zhang Tang still didn''t answer.


    Zhou Erkang took a picture of Zhang Tang: "don''t have a burden. Just say two."


    Zhang Tang continued: "I don''t have any burden. I''m just an actor, that''s it. People who have seen it have seen it, and people who haven''t seen it have not seen it."


    Just don''t want to say, hard.


    Everyone looked at Liu Mei, which formed an impasse.


    Liu Mei was stunned for a while and said, "I don''t know a child with your character very well. It''s different from Da Lin and long long. I want you to introduce yourself just to relax..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly spoke: "Auntie, you won''t make people relax at all, but make people more nervous. Didn''t you notice? These brothers and sisters are very nervous. They don''t have such strong confidence to say their works, because no one knows it will be very embarrassing. In addition, many newcomers have been on the road for two or three years. Where are the representative works? It''s not easy to feed themselves. Moreover, it has many advantages It''s a bit like who has better works and greater achievements. It''s difficult to communicate with true friends if they don''t discuss this. "


    Liu Mei: "why do you think so?"


    Li Tiezhu was very good: "because I used to be the one with the worst grades, the least knowledge and the lowest self-esteem in the class, so every time I introduce myself in the class, I feel like being tortured!"


    Several newcomers have begun to nod, which is really terrible.

 Chapter 543

    (for once & amp; Canghai Jiageng 7 / 10)


    On the stage of carrying essence, Li Tiezhu should be the most advanced. After all, he is not fighting alone. He relies on systematic passive skills.


    Liu Mei finally stopped talking, but she still didn''t recognize Li Tiezhu''s opinion.


    Li Tiezhu added: "moreover, to put it mildly, Zhou Erkang, Su Lihui and you didn''t say anything about their own works because you don''t think it''s necessary to say it? Do you think everyone must know? Brother Zhang Tang is the same. I don''t understand who doesn''t know his works? But if you don''t know meteor shower, you can''t know Binbin to eat, and you can''t help but know Zhan long 2 Right? He wants to say that his representative works belong to showing off! Therefore, I think brother Tang has no problem. "


    Liu Mei: "Hey, Li Tiezhu, do you think I ask too much?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! You don''t like TV dramas and songs mainly from young people. You don''t know whether it''s true or false if you just tell you a name. For example, I have a masterpiece called old driver takes me. Guess it''s true or false?"


    Liu Mei was speechless: "is it a song?"


    Meng Zuoyi immediately sang: "the old driver takes me, I''m going to Kunming..."


    In fact, the person set up for her by her company is a little biased towards songzhuer and very neurotic, mainly because her own personality is not pleasant.


    The others laughed suddenly, and the atmosphere recovered strangely.


    Li Tiezhu said again, "for example, Aunt Liu Mei, what about your masterpiece? Let me tell you for you, that guy, that battle... Gongs, drums, firecrackers, red flags, mountains and people..."


    Liu Mei covered her face: "stop it! You dead child!"


    You see, I''m ashamed and let others say.


    Everyone''s laughter is even more presumptuous. When the strong in a group are ridiculed, others can always relax.


    Li Tiezhu also said: "so, in fact, I like brother Tang very much, because he is very cool, that kind of cool that doesn''t make public, cool outside and cool inside."


    Zhang Tang couldn''t help laughing, just like everyone else.


    Li Tiezhu: "why should an artist''s work be said by himself? Shouldn''t it be familiar to others and jump out directly? It''s like the sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers, right? Aunt Liu Mei! Therefore, it''s not cool to say that he represents his work! We should introduce ourselves and let others say his work."


    "Good!"


    "That''s a great idea."


    "Totally agree."


    Others think this way is easier and not too embarrassing.


    Barrage:


    "Serious brother is not afraid of offending people. He''s handsome."


    "I don''t think there''s anything wrong with brother Tang."


    "Sister Mei may not deliberately find fault, but she obviously doesn''t understand the psychology of poor students."


    "Is Neiku OK?"


    "Make complaints about the chief is the most reliable."


    "Unfortunately, the iron pillar can''t stay permanently."


    "Why not stay there? If he make complaints about each period, it will be very interesting."


    "He''s going to make a new movie."


    The self introduction went on very smoothly.


    After that, the program team finally announced the direction and rules of the program. In short, there were no rules. The residents of Taohuawu raised money and what they wanted to do. In a word, there are no fixed scripts except those that are full of loopholes at the beginning. This is an open variety, which is more open than primitive people.


    When they were primitive people, at least Li Tiezhu''s goal was clear, that is, to create a livable rural apartment.


    And here? There is no shortage of anything, even high-grade.


    So it was time to test the dock master.


    Dock master Chen San began to scratch his head with his notebook and said, "I think so. There will be four things to solve. The first is self introduction, which has been completed. The second is how much money to pay, how to manage the third money, and how to eat dinner. I think these four things..."


    Su Lihui interrupted, "I want to ask one thing first. What about water? Do we have to buy it ourselves?"


    Chen San: "what opinions can we put forward in our life? I''ll collect them first..."


    Zhang Tang: "in fact, I have a suggestion. Dock master, what water and food are small things. I think we should first reach a consensus on what we are going to do, right?"


    Chen San: "OK! This problem may take a long time to discuss. Let''s talk about our ideal..."


    Su bazha: "never start the discussion first. Everyone''s ideas must be different."


    Li Qinxue: "every time we have a speech, we will change the topic."


    Zhou you smiled and covered his face. That''s right.


    Meng Zoyi said, "I think we should pay first?"


    Liu Mei: "let me ask first. What are we paying for?"


    When it comes to money, everyone is eager to talk. Zhou Erkang tries to separate personal life from public funds, but under the siege of girls such as Su bazha, he resolutely chooses to shut up, and the views of girls are also different.


    Liu Mei: "our first point is that we are not a survival program, and the proportion of life is not so large..."


    Su bazha: "I don''t agree. I think we can talk about ideals only when we guarantee life. Can we always eat?"


    Su Lihui: "we are here to build Taohua dock. It needs money, not our life."


    The debate began to turn white hot. Moreover, girls were talking, and boys stopped talking, especially Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang. Smart men knew that it was appropriate to shut up.


    At this time, dock master Chen San was stunned.


    "Hehe, hehe..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly laughed. It was a mob. His voice pressed down all the people with good reasons, and he fought for strength.


    He smiled very happily, his voice was not loud, but his range of action was not small.


    In fact, he wanted to laugh for a long time. He couldn''t bear it from the fake smile when these guys met for the first time to the selection of dock master. At this time, he couldn''t bear looking at Chen San''s silly face.


    Meng Zuoyi squinted at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, what are you laughing at? Do you think we''re all wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu covered his stomach and smiled: "hehe goose... Don''t you think the dock master is like... Like an ignorant duck?"


    Meng Zoyi looked at Chen San and burst out laughing.


    The others laughed, too.


    Chen San glanced and shook his head.


    Li Tiezhu said, "as I said, you are the experimental object!"


    When the program was broadcast here, the barrage was particularly happy:


    "It''s really a lot of demons. It''s too difficult for the dock master."


    "Who made him want to be the dock master? Su bazha wanted to be the dock master so much that he wanted to be the dock master."


    "Everyone is the same."


    "Tiezhu is right. The dock master is the experimental object."


    "Don''t you think the dock master really looks like a duck?"


    "If it were Li Tiezhu''s own program, he would not watch it like this."


    "If you don''t make up your mind, use wise learning! Just like Huang Daming is arbitrary."


    "Yes, as long as you don''t encounter goods like Li Tiezhu, it''s not a big problem to make decisions alone."


    "You see, Zhang Tang and Zhou Erkang are going crazy!"


    "I''d be crazy for me."


    Chen San was not convinced and asked, "how do you think this should be decided?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it has nothing to do with me. It''s mainly because you''re too soft, like mud. Whoever pinches it will deform. If it''s brother Tang, no one can pinch the straight man of steel."


    Zhang Tang: "I envy you, brother."


    Li Tiezhu''s identity is particularly detached. He can enjoy the farce here, but unlike him, he can only feel pain, a pain that others write one plus one equals three in front of you.


    Over there, the girls continued to argue. Li Tiezhu''s smile was just an episode.


    Meng Zuoyi: "I suggest that we play this program!"


    Liu Mei: "just play games! I think it''s OK. Happiness is the most important."


    Zhou waved his little hand again: "Yeah! I like playing games. Happy!"


    Other girls were also happy. Even Su bazha agreed: "delicious, good to drink and fun. This is the ideal life. Great!"


    Liu Mei: "our program is a suburban tour group!"


    Zhang Tang looked at Li Tiezhu. They also laughed. This is outrageous!


    Zhou Erkang also wanted to struggle: "Hey, hey?"


    However, the girls'' Carnival screams overwhelmed his voice, or pretended not to hear and ignored him.


    Zhou Erkang grabbed his hand and smiled desperately at Li Tiezhu and Zhang Tang: "Hey, it''s lively enough! Don''t you two plan to talk?"


    Zhang Tang shook his head. Why?


    Li Tiezhu let it go. It''s none of my business. I''ve never seen such a chaotic and wonderful program. It''s interesting. I watched music at the recording site. After cutting it out, it should be very interesting, but I''m afraid there will be no less criticism.


    Zhou Erkang looked at the dock master: "Da Da duck, what about you?"


    Chen San: "reachable, reachable..."


    Guo Dalin: "the dock master has been elevated. Let me tell you, hahaha..."


    Chen San can only smile helplessly.


    At this time, President Su Basha waved with a big hand: "structural problems should be shelved first. Let''s do this. Everyone should pay the board expenses first."


    Li Qinxue: "yes, pay the board fee."


    Several others also seconded.


    Finally, Liu Mei made a decision: "one person should pay 650 first."


    It can be seen that Su Lihui showed a surprised expression. Obviously, she disagreed with this figure, but she didn''t speak.


    Su bazha: "six hundred and five is really not enough, one day."


    Liu Mei: "why?"


    "Wow! You don''t drink milk in the morning? You don''t eat eggs in the morning? We need to eat better. I can''t eat such bad food," said Sue Bassa with an expression when talking to the mentally retarded


    Liu Mei was so angry that she stood up, sighed heavily and walked to Su Lihui.


    Su Lihui: "we''ll have a meeting when it''s not enough!"


    So it was settled.


    Dock master Chen Sanxiao became a vague duck. He had no sense of participation and became a meeting record.


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu, Zhang Tang and Zhou Erkang shrunk in the corner and laughed all the time. They felt that they were not coming to do the program task, but to participate in the self funded tour group, of which Li Tiezhu laughed the loudest.


    Zhang Tang: "very good, no investment, just pay the board fee."


    Zhou Erkang: "isn''t it bad? No, Tiezhu, you have to say something. You have to say something."


    Li Tiezhu: "I like to watch them make noise, don''t say."


    Zhou Erkang: "uncle, please. Now it''s up to you to punish them."


    Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "have you done all your sisters?" then I make complaints about it. This is my duty.


    "OK! You say."


    "Pay attention to your attitude."


    "Be gentle."


    Hey, sisters. You''re welcome to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s very simple. If you want to manage food and drink, you won''t want to invest the same amount of money in the reconstruction project in the future. It''s easy to say. What I don''t understand is that the food of 650 yuan a day is not enough. Aunt subazha, what''s your ideal food plan?"

 Chapter 544

    Li Tiezhu''s antagonism has a great characteristic, that is, he is serious and peaceful, even with a little taste of humility. It is very emotional for the audience, and he is very angry for the people who are antagonized, but he can''t tear his face.


    Su bazha was very angry, but still kept smiling: "Li Tiezhu, I can''t answer this question, because my recipes are different every day and are carefully designed by a professional team. However, I can say one thing, that is, my program, my activities, the food standard of all artists is no less than 1511 days, and the staff is between 500 and 800."


    Liu Mei smiled with Su Lihui in her arms, a little gloating.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t rush to refute, but looked at other artists, some smiled bitterly, some nodded, but most of them bowed their heads and pretended to be dead.


    "You are also the top class in the variety industry. What is the standard of food expenses when you go to the variety show?" she added


    Li Tiezhu said: "This thing is divided into two aspects. First, I know that the living standard of high school students is about 50 or 60 a day, which is considered rich. In fact, most ordinary people I know are lower than this standard. They can eat enough and have enough nutrition. I know a girl who plays tennis. She is one of the richest high school students I have ever seen. The daily living expenses and nutrition expenses are about 150 And often buy me milk tea. "


    Su bazha: "you said it was an ordinary person..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the tennis player''s name is Zheng Yanzi, the French Open women''s singles champion this year. She said you invited her to bazaar night this year, but she wasn''t free."


    Su bazha: "


    Liu Mei: "when I first came to Kyoto, I lived on 80 cents a day."


    Li Tiezhu added: "But the second aspect... When I went to the variety show, except for the primitive people who cooked by themselves and the mushroom house, the food cost was basically not less than 1500 yuan a day, which was written into the contract. The best even reached the standard of 2500. Therefore, from this point of view, aunt Su bazha is used to nature, but the audience can''t understand your point of view, I said on behalf of you Make it clear so as not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings. "


    The barrage reacted strongly in this area:


    "Is this dragon meat? Six hundred and five is not enough."


    "Sue Bassa looks disgusting."


    "I''m so annoyed with the old woman."


    "The cost of living a month is four times my salary. It''s really rich and arrogant."


    "Is the food standard of artists so high? Doesn''t it mean eating boxed lunch?"


    "It seems that the sun photos of stars are not credible."


    "That''s an ordinary person, ha ha... She''s a man?"


    "Zheng Yanzi is only 150."


    "I have two bags of instant noodles every day. Don''t I deserve to be a person?"


    "What Tiezhu said is true? Is he fifteen?"


    "What the hell is going on?"


    "The entertainment industry is really unspeakable, and iron pillars are extravagant. Ha ha!"


    "Other artists like this, Li Tiezhu can''t be special?"


    Supasha was surprised to find that Tiezhu seemed to be a friendly army, and her attitude was a lot kinder: "Oh, I said 650 a day is not enough? We are now lower than the average level of artists."


    This belongs to robber logic.


    Li Tiezhu is not used to it either: "There''s a difference! You cook your own food here, and you buy the finished products at 1500 in the program group. Except for labor and freight, most of them pay IQ tax. Have you eaten the meals at 1500? What? The cost is at most 20, no more. The reason is very simple. The meals are sold by the" relatives "of the program group or TV station! For example, designated by a TV station Assistance package! In other programs, I dare not say, but this program has no problem. "


    Guo Dalin came out again and said, "yes! This is a penguin program. You are the first brother of penguin. You can say anything."


    Indeed, this is also the reason. In other programs, although Li Tiezhu hates people, he will not shake out the dark scenes and fishiness behind him. There is still a difference between offending people and killing their parents.


    "Well, six hundred and five... Enough?" said Sue Basha carefully


    Li Tiezhu also had a headache: "let me tell you, native eggs cost two yuan each, but they are still big. Milk costs five yuan a bottle, which is very fresh. If you want to consider organic, pure natural and brand, uncle Zhou?"


    Zhou Erkang then said, "organic soil eggs can be three pieces at most, double yellow eggs."


    Su bazha: "is it so cheap? Don''t lie to me. I often cook. I cook very well. My aunt buys the best eggs, one in twenty..."


    Some people have laughed, snickering.


    Meng Zoyi suddenly said to Su bazha, "Hey, aunt, do you still lack a nanny?"


    Su bazha: "ah?"


    There is a reason why Meng Zuoyi recruit black people, because the goods are really cheap: "I found that the secret of getting rich is in two places, one in the criminal law and the other in your home. You are so cute!"


    She also raised her thumb.


    Su bazha finally understood, and felt very ashamed. Tie Zhu didn''t hate it. Meng Zoyi was disgusting.


    Li Tiezhu is a little stunned. Meng Zoyi''s style is tough enough!


    You should call Meng a demon!


    Guo Dalin xiaocute went online again: "sister Meng, my father lacks a nanny. Recently, he always says he is unhappy. Although I can''t imagine my father''s happiness, it''s always right for me to find someone to take care of him."


    Meng Zuoyi: fuck you


    Li Tiezhu: "woo ~"


    Meng Zuoyi groaned angrily, "what are you calling for? I''m not talking for you yet, iron pillar. You have no conscience."


    And wink.


    The sisters are familiar! And it''s ambiguous.


    The others burst into laughter and the atmosphere returned.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "you can''t speak, so do your best to help. Well, I don''t blame you. Sit down, so I think, these 650 can be enough for you to eat and drink for several days. However, my point is that everyone lives by themselves, and collective funds are best used for projects. After all, everyone has different requirements for food, and sharing is unfair and unnecessary."


    Zhou Erkang: "yes, I think so. Take care of yourself."


    Zhang Tang: "this can better promote the project."


    The three of them make a lot of sense, but


    Liu Mei: "we are a collective! How can we split? We should be together when we eat bran and swallow vegetables."


    Su bazha: "the ideal life starts with life. Let''s try how long we can eat for 650, and then discuss it."


    Meng Zuoyi: "what project are you doing? Aren''t we here to play?"


    Other women also agreed.


    Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang looked at each other and leaned powerlessly on the back of their chairs. The straight men''s group failed in their last struggle.


    Li Tiezhu sat down happily and said to them, "lie flat! There''s no other way."


    He''s not angry at all. It''s none of my business. Not only not angry, but very happy. This chaotic, inefficient and embarrassing program is the first time to see you. It''s interesting.


    Don''t call it peach blossom stronghold. Just call it wonderful show.


    Naturally, everyone began to pay money one after another. Soon, 15 guests urged each other and paid all the money.


    Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not a guest. I don''t pay. I''ve been on nearly 100 variety shows in two years, and I haven''t paid for any of them!"


    Guo Dalin: "I''ll testify! He went to our crosstalk, followed our watermelon backstage, and took two big children home to be filial to our future father-in-law and mother-in-law. Therefore, we don''t want him to pay money, we have to prevent him from going along with things."


    Let''s have a laugh and continue the discussion.


    Chen San: "the last question is how to arrange dinner tonight."


    The answer given by the ladies is: the first dinner on the first day, of course, is a big meal! Luxury.


    Aunts and sisters danced in place and screamed with joy.


    The men shook their heads and smiled bitterly, with a strong contrast.


    The meeting ended and everyone left.


    Li Tiezhu, Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang naturally came together. With inexplicable and strange smiles, the three looked at the ladies who were still wanton and hi in front, with complex expressions.


    Zhang Tang: "Tiezhu, how do you feel about following the program up to now?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I only have one issue, but now I suddenly have an impulse to have another issue. It''s too... Too wonderful!"


    Zhou Erkang: "then come and see the play. I think it''s your role. It''s much easier. Now I''m tired."


    Zhang Tang: "Tiezhu''s schedule is tight. I''m going to guest star in brother Jing and brother Teng''s films. I have to start shooting my new film. How can I have time?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you can still come and see it tomorrow, if the program group welcomes it."


    Why is the program not welcome?


    To be reasonable, the disorder and embarrassment of this program has surpassed almost all large variety shows at present. Although it also brings an alternative sense of joy, Li Tiezhu still plays a good slow-release role.


    For example, the program group''s flawed script at the beginning, such as the awkward laughter and communication at the beginning of the meeting, and then such as the classic 60-50.


    To some extent, Li Tiezhu and Guo Dalin hold the lower limit of the program.


    Soon, the afternoon passed quickly, and it was time to cook dinner.


    In the kitchen, Su bazha commanded ruosu, with seven or eight people busy, preparing the first meal in Taohuawu.


    Due to the lens editing of the program group, it still looks very organized.


    Also openly with a narrator: "although the meeting was not a success, but the dinner was skillful, we finally had a tacit understanding."


    However, this is not what Li Tiezhu saw at the scene.


    Li Tiezhu wandered around with his hands on his back and would never help.


    They a large group of people, holding all kinds of finished and semi-finished food, pounded for nearly two hours, in a hurry. In the meantime, the scene was once very chaotic. The vegetable leaves, eggshells and water on the ground, and a rag flew to the hanging cabinet. Anyway, these must be the work of the program team staff.


    "Hehe, hehe... That''s interesting."


    Li Tiezhu sighed silently. He suddenly had a bold idea. He took the time to let the four little animals in the zoo do their own food and housework, and watch the play like an uncle. It must be more interesting than this. I don''t know if he will order the house.


    Meng Zuoyi stirred a pot of excrement yellow paste, and Li Tiezhu frowned.


    She said, "I hate it! What''s your look? It''s authentic Xichuan spicy hot! Although it doesn''t sell well, it''s really delicious."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. "You has the final say."


    "What do you mean? You''re from Xichuan. Haven''t you ever eaten spicy hot?"


    "There is no such thing as spicy hot in Xichuan."


    Anyway, the dinner was cooked and everyone ate it. None of them died on the spot. It can be regarded as perfect.


    Li Tiezhu was very cautious and ate symbolically. Then he drove his little black man back home 50 kilometers away. He didn''t spend the night in this program group.

 Chapter 545

    When he left, Guo Dalin sent Li Tiezhu out of Taohuawu. He thanked him again. He invited Li Tiezhu to play a free guest role. In fact, he changed his direction and used Li Tiezhu''s influence to attract popularity for the new program.


    At this time, the program has been recorded, and the speech is more casual.


    Li Tiezhu said, "everyone says I am a non staff member of the cloud society. What is it polite? You don''t think I can make complaints about it too hard."


    Guo Dalin gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: "it''s also really cruel. I was embarrassed and had cancer when you met someone. You know? That''s you. Otherwise, no one can cure the three sisters. The thought of staying with them for 20 days makes my hair stand on end."


    "I got used to it for a long time, and didn''t you find that the two actresses are not fuel-efficient lights?"


    "Hey, my brother Zhu, don''t tell me. I don''t know Meng Zuoyi. I went to pick him up today. That week, good guy, I almost didn''t move home... Chatting all the way confused me."


    "Be strong!"


    Li Tiezhu patted Guo Dalin on the shoulder and encouraged him.


    Guo Dalin: "I can''t die anyway. I''m a man with a father. They don''t dare to go too far. What, do you know about Tao Zi? Tell him about him."


    Li Tiezhu was about to open the door and wondered, "isn''t he working in your Yunde society?"


    "I''m still at work... Don''t mention it! Last week, I went to the show with him. Guess what? He had weak legs and almost didn''t fall. Thanks to me holding him."


    "What? Sick?"


    "No, it''s that. After half a month, Tao Zi is losing weight and his spirit is depressed. It''s not my exaggeration! The truth. No, I came to record the program, he lost his partner and asked for leave to go to the United States. I''m afraid he will die in the United States... Do you understand?"


    "It''s all right. I''ll teach him two tricks to protect himself later."


    "Ho! What''s the best trick? Can you share it?"


    "Brother Da Lin, don''t you have no girlfriend?"


    "It''s a lot of skill, your father said."


    "Well, it''s OK to tell you. The textbook says that the biggest difference between humans and animals is the use of tools..."


    Li Tiezhu leaned against the door and piously taught Guo Dalin his unique skills. The latter frowned and nodded, obviously benefiting a lot. Li Tiezhu has never been a private person, and Guo Dalin is so sensitive and studious, modest and modest.


    "Good guy, what about so many tricks?"


    "Every profession is broad and profound. I didn''t know anything before. I knew that I had to eat my opponents with my body... Mankind has experienced three technological revolutions. Now it has just moved from the electrical age to the artificial intelligence age, and this tool is more high-end..."


    "If you want to do well, you must sharpen your tools first. Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years."


    "You can''t rely too much on tools. You still need to be hard to make iron. Taking more exercise can make you invincible."


    "Suddenly I have the idea of fitness..."


    Guo Dalin''s smile was obviously obscene. He was clever on weekdays. At this time, he was a little Guo gangde. This is the real state of him. Usually, the exquisite image is a mask.


    Li Tiezhu said: "the body is the foundation, and technology should not be abandoned."


    "Yo ~ what technology are you talking about? So mysterious?"


    A female voice with a good accent sounded, and then Meng Zoyi in a pink suit floated out of the night, with a little flirtatious expression.


    Guo Dalin panicked: "nothing."


    Li Tiezhu was full of nonsense: "the law doesn''t spread six ears. I can''t tell you the specific. Didn''t you say you want to eat all the spicy hot? Finished?"


    Meng Zuoyi: "can you take it seriously? The program is just designed for people. I took a few scenes of eating, came out to breathe, and then I met you two sneaky."


    Guo Dalin shouted, "what''s sneaky? I''m asking brother Zhu to teach me crosstalk. Professionals are communicating frankly."


    It''s honest enough, said Li Tiezhu. I gave him all the meeting anyway.


    Meng Zuoyi said suspiciously, "really? Tiezhu, you taught him crosstalk? His father is Guo gangde."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it a donkey teacher?"


    Guo Dalin laughed and scolded, "fuck you! He really taught me to talk about crosstalk. Now my father is a leader in crosstalk and he is Teddy in crosstalk. He is teaching me how to conquer the audience with technology. If you want the audience to laugh, let the audience laugh as loudly as possible."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not necessarily. The size of the sound is determined by the audience''s own physique. Some laugh fast but short, some laugh slowly but long, and others laugh like death as soon as you speak."


    Guo Dalin thought: "I want more viewers, too."


    Meng Zuoyi: "you don''t have a large audience? There are hundreds of people in each game?"


    Guo Dalin laughed: "I''ll be tired to death. I''ll vomit blood. I can''t stand it. Goodbye! I''ll go back and eat some more, brother Zhu. I''ll ask you for advice another day. Take care!"


    Li Tiezhu: "goodbye, brother Da Lin."


    Guo Dalin left because he could see that Meng Zuoyi had something to do with Li Tiezhu. He could only say take care of his brother.


    "Goodbye, sister."


    Li Tiezhu opened the door and drilled in.


    Meng Zuoyi walked around the front of the car, opened the front passenger door and sat in.


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "why? I''m leaving."


    Meng Zuo smiled seductively and looked at Li Tiezhu with his eyebrows: "you say crosstalk is very powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    "What kind of audience do you think I am? Funny or not?"


    "It''s hard to laugh. You seem to have very high taste. We''re all vulgar jokes."


    "Then you''re wrong. I''m so funny, and I can''t stop laughing. I can laugh from beginning to end with a loud sound."


    "Ah???"


    "Really! I laugh... Very low. I can laugh to death without any props."


    "Oh... What, I should go."


    "Will you come back tomorrow?"


    "I don''t know. I only came here, but if I''m free, I''ll come back to this program. It''s very interesting."


    "It''s a group of wonderful flowers in this program. Isn''t it interesting? They are a group of people with abnormal brains. The only two are normal and are pushed to death by us crazy women."


    "Yes."


    "You really dare to promise. Do you say more double talk crosstalk or more multi talk crosstalk?"


    "I don''t say much. It''s all jokes."


    "It seems that it''s common to talk too much! Tut tut... I know you''re not an honest man. I''ll know from the moment I meet today. How about telling me a crosstalk? In the car. My sister laughs for you."


    "No, I''m not a professional in crosstalk."


    "Then leave a contact information. I''ll listen to your crosstalk when I''m free and be your audience. An audience with a very low smile like me will have a sense of achievement! Trust me."


    "OK."


    Meng Zuoyi came to Li Tiezhu''s face and blew a breath: "goodbye, crosstalk master!"


    Then she got out of the car and left without looking back.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged, that''s it? Compared with the enchanting cat who doesn''t pay for his life, it''s eighteen thousand miles away. There''s no fluctuation in my heart.


    Push down the two hard gears, and Li Tiezhu left with one foot on the accelerator.


    Enchanting out of a few meters, Meng Zoyi looked back at the far away domestic car, showed a strange smile, licked his mouth, stretched out his hand and grabbed the car in the air. He was full of confidence.


    "You can''t escape my palm! Little martial brother."


    Li Tiezhu drove directly back to the villa and saw songzhuer waving a whip.


    After parking the car, Li Tiezhu came to the yard to see songzhuer pumping the top. He just felt funny. Compared with my bamboo son, those in Taohuawu are not crazy. Lengba gave the top to songzhu''er because she found that her low back injury became more serious after she smoked several times.


    Pop! Pop!


    "How about the program?"


    Songzhuer asked.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s very interesting. I''m going to go again. I''ve never seen such a chaotic and embarrassing program. Come with me tomorrow."


    Songzhu''er took back the top and sat on Li Tiezhu''s lap: "no, I''ll sleep in. In the afternoon, sister Zhuang asked a director of the crew to drink. I want to save my energy and lay him down. Alas, it''s difficult to get the current film appointment. Sister Zhuang is so anxious."


    "Let me help the studio."


    "I want to have a baby."


    "My studio has a lot of resources now. I can find a way to get you film resources. It''s not necessarily a female owner, but there won''t be too few scenes."


    "It''s best to have girls and boys."


    "It''s getting late. Go upstairs."


    "If a girl is as beautiful as me, a boy is as strong as you."


    "Did you drink?"


    "No, who drank the wine and smoked the top?"


    "Then why do you say strange things?"


    "Sniff... It''s not strange. You knew I wanted to have a baby at the age of 18. Now it''s been three years... Ah! The years are ruthless!"


    "Graduate and regenerate."


    Li Tiezhu went upstairs with strange pines and bamboos, took a shower, and then went to change the script of "people in an embarrassing way". Today, after watching the performance of the mob, Li Tiezhu suddenly had a new inspiration.


    Songzhuer also went to take a bath, and then came to the living room to watch TV with a bottle of Erguotou. He found that Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone popped up a message on the tea table.


    She picked up her mobile phone, unlocked it and clicked on wechat.


    A message from a man named Meng Zuoyi: "crosstalk master, are you home? My sister is so boring. This broken program is not interesting at all."


    Songzhu''er thought about who it was. The elder martial sister of Nortel also participated in Taohuawu.


    Is the perfume on the iron column her?


    Songzhu''er replied with Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone: "just arrived."


    Meng Zuoyi: "did you sleep?"


    "No."


    "You know what? As soon as I met you today, you said I wasn''t beautiful. In fact, I was a little angry, but then suddenly I wasn''t angry. Do you know why?"


    "Oh."


    "Because I find you are so cute to everyone."


    "Yes."


    Songzhu''er is familiar with Li Tiezhu''s speech routine. Therefore, when returning information, he is concise and comprehensive, and shows a kind of impatience, which is very important to Li Tiezhu.


    Meng Zuoyi: "what''s the matter? Is it inconvenient for you to speak? Why are you so perfunctory?"


    Songzhuer smiled evil and replied, "Zhuer is asleep for fear of waking her up."


    After the hair, songzhuer found that it was not poisonous enough. There was no essence of Li Tiezhu''s antagonism against people, so he should shout for help! There are not too many difficulties, only brave animals. So she posted the screenshot of the chat to the "artifact zoo" chat group and @ everyone explained the situation briefly:


    "Coordinate Kyoto, reporter erha, I found the smell of wild animals on my master. How do I capture them? Yes, please answer, oh, wal!"

 Chapter 546

    The captive cat: "who''s mengzoi? I''ll come back later, oh wall!"


    Xiong 2: "Psycho, oh, wall!"


    Zoo director, two ha: "this woman is obviously harbour evil designs. I smell perfume on the iron column. I wonder if I have finished taming. Do I need to continue to explore? Oh, wal!"


    Captive cat: "I know who it is. Try her. Oh, wall."


    Erha: "how to try? Oh, wall."


    Captive cat: "@ rabbit smash, come out! The black bellied military master came out to plan out. Oh, wall."


    There has been no response.


    Erha: "we''re afraid that the rabbit is smashed by us. Ha! Things are not going well. See the attached figure for details, oh wal."


    Didi.


    Erha sent a photo of chat record:


    "Go to bed so early? Do you two sleep and dress?"


    "Wear."


    "I just took a bath, too. Guess if I''m dressed."


    "Don''t guess."


    "I''m wearing a pink nightdress. I didn''t wear it inside. Hee hee... Zhou, the narrator, has a hole in his head. He still reads the script at night. What kind of calf? Everyone enters the group by capital and competes with me."


    "I''m reading the script, too."


    "Wow! You really mean it. No wonder you''re four billion young."


    "Thanks to my girlfriend matsutake."


    "Is she a qualified crosstalk audience? Is she easy to laugh? Does her laughter last long?"


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    "The crosstalk skills you told Guo Dalin before."


    "Oh."


    "Sister, I especially like to listen to crosstalk. Can I blow it to my sister when I''m free?"


    "Say it again."


    "My sister is waiting for you and looks forward to your performance."


    When this photo was sent out, Songzhu had a big head. What crosstalk skills and audience? Why did you suddenly change the topic? This makes me confused.


    But it always feels wrong!


    In the group, erha said, "I can''t answer quickly. I don''t know what I''m talking about."


    Xiong Er: "she''s probably just a crosstalk fan. She likes to listen to Li Tiezhu''s nonsense. You''re too sensitive."


    Erha: "no, I think there''s a problem."


    Captive cat: "do you think all women are as stupid as us? Trapped by his crooked neck tree?"


    Xiong 2: "I didn''t."


    Erha: "the iron pillar is not a crooked neck tree! He is not crooked. How can I get back to her?"


    Xiong Er: "don''t touch Tiezhu''s mobile phone and protect his privacy."


    Captive cat: "the owner will be angry."


    Erha: "no, I often help him deal with the female stars harassing him. I have higher authority than you. I can contact and practice the top secret."


    Now, the cat and the bear ignored her and pretended to be a big tailed wolf? The weakest scum!


    Songzhu''er looked at the screen for a long time. There was no news. Finally, his heart was horizontal and he hardened his scalp.


    Didi.


    Suddenly, the guy who had been diving for many days finally couldn''t help speaking.


    Rabbit smash: "Are you all pigs? Meng Zuoyi said that crosstalk must be impure, and the audience must be some slander. What you have to do now is to follow her and try to get more information. Then you lead her to an explosion, make a secret signal, and delete the information record. She thought she had reached an unknown py deal with Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu didn''t know it , go to the program group to punish her with iron blood tomorrow! At the end of tomorrow, cut a picture and send it to her, and cut my paragraph. Also, let''s leave a message: you are a melon woman, and you deserve to listen to crosstalk? I''ll come first! "


    Rabbit smash: "you melon woman, also deserve to listen to crosstalk?"


    Captive cat: "you melon woman, also deserve to listen to crosstalk?"


    Xiong Er: "you melon woman deserve to listen to crosstalk?"


    Erha: "do you deserve to listen to crosstalk?"


    Rabbit hit: "cut it?"


    Erha: "after the screenshot is completed, I also mosaic the group''s name and everyone''s nickname. The rabbit smashed you. Finally, you don''t pretend to be dead in the group? I''m still a reliable rabbit when I''m a Yin man. Praise you. You''ll be the first to listen to crosstalk next time."


    Rabbit hit: "get out!"


    Captive cat: "rabbit Ya Ya is really tired of harm. Only you can think of such a sinister plan. I especially want to see the woman''s expression after receiving the screenshot sent by songzhuer. In terms of metamorphosis, you are the first in the world. Anyway, my cat is convinced!"


    Rabbit smashed: "go away! A group of mentally retarded people. Besides, I quit the group."


    Xiong Er: "you are all animals."


    Erha: "you too."


    Songzhu''er got the guidance from the rabbit. He was instantly transparent and sent a message to Meng Zuoyi with Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone.


    "Look at you. If you want to hear crosstalk tomorrow, blink and blink three times."


    "What the hell? Why are you so direct all of a sudden? I can''t sleep because I haven''t returned information for so long."


    "I applaud you if I receive it."


    "When recording the program? Well, it looks exciting."


    "Sleep."


    "Ann."


    After chatting with Meng Zuoyi, songzhuer silently guarded Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone. There was no new news for a long time, so she took photos in the group, and then deleted the chat records with Meng Zuoyi.


    Before long, Li Tiezhu came out and chatted with song Zhuer about the studio for a while, mainly about the construction of the crew of "people in an embarrassing way". These are all made by song Zhuer, and Zhang Xiaomeng and sun Xixi are busy.


    Li Tiezhu sat on the sofa and song Zhuer sat on the iron pillar, chatting enthusiastically.


    Songzhu''er only thought Li Tiezhu''s words were sharp and profound. She was completely overwhelmed. After breaking the defense three times, he was pressed by Li Tiezhu. He questioned righteously. He was as strong as a rock. Pine and bamboo were at the extreme of loss, and all the internal organs moved, as if there was a blender in his body.


    However, songzhuer chose tolerance. My pillar must be stimulated today. It''s all the fault of that melon woman.


    On the other hand, Meng Zuoyi brushed his mobile phone in bed. In wechat, four male artists, two directors and a rich businessman replied one by one. Everyone''s response tactics are different. This one needs to reply immediately, this one needs to take the initiative to talk to him, this one needs him to send three messages before returning, and this one needs to pretend that he doesn''t want to talk to him.


    Zhou put down the script again, saw the busy Meng Zoyi and asked, "sister, what are you doing? You are so busy that you are sweating."


    Meng Zuoyi: "stock speculation. The market has been bad recently, but today I found a potential stock with strong capital and strong trend in the future. It''s not bad. Don''t you speculate in stocks?"


    Zhou you: "I don''t understand finance. I''m afraid of losing money."


    Meng Zuoyi didn''t raise his head: "where does stock speculation need financial knowledge? It depends on vision, investment, flirtation... Regulation, and most importantly... Long-term holding."


    Zhou again stood in awe: "Wow! Elder sister, you know a lot."


    Meng Zuoyi: "they all say that I have tea and watch, and that I do. In fact, I''m just good at planning and implementation."


    Zhou you: "I think you are very easy to get along with. It''s nice to meet you."


    Meng Zuoyi: "hum! You''re too happy."


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    The next morning, Li Tiezhu drove to Taohuawu again. Sometimes Li Tiezhu thought he was very funny. He was not an honest man at all. His self-view for a long time was wrong.


    His greatest evil taste is to see others lose their face and sell their stupidity.


    In the past, he looked at the intrigues between the tutors and the players from the perspective of iron Han Han. Later, he looked at the small animals hurting each other from the position of higher species. Now he looks at the people in Taohuawu as an outsider.


    When Li Tiezhu found the program group, before the artists got up, Li Tiezhu ran five kilometers to the village.


    Then the program began.


    After breakfast, we started the meeting again. The purpose of this meeting is to confirm several projects, divide everyone into groups, and then implement them. In short, the last issue was too chaotic. It felt that these people were a group of bastards, but the mixed issue was ok, not a season.


    Therefore, the library, the wind collection group, the meditation room and so on all came out. They were all things that Li Tiezhu didn''t understand.


    Everyone is having a meeting. Li Tiezhu is eating snacks and fruit. After running five kilometers, he is a little hungry again.


    Then Peng Yue said that he came from Yu and wanted to get a bakery. He was a lonely man. Tears came down and a group of people hurried up to comfort him.


    Barrage:


    "I feel sad and want to laugh."


    "Just one program, isn''t it?"


    "What are you waiting for? Let''s cry together!"


    "Because a program pouring milk was cancelled, and he is the only player in that program who has not made his debut, which has the greatest impact."


    "It must be hard to meet such a thing."


    "It''s too fragile."


    "I''m NIMA, is it still playing?"


    "Fast forward, fast forward, can''t stand it."


    "It''s not easy this season. The atmosphere is getting better and he''s gone again. Hey!"


    Liu Mei: "children are under too much pressure. It''s not easy."


    Peng Yue cried and hawed: "loneliness can heal itself, but it needs... Wuwu, collision... Wuwu..."


    Li Tiezhu, who hasn''t spoken this season, ate the cake and said, "is this cake from the program group? Or did you buy it yesterday? It''s very delicious."


    Everyone was stunned, because everyone''s attention turned to Peng Yue.


    Is Li Tiezhu still eating there?


    Are you a little compassionate?


    Su Lihui said, "we bought the cake ourselves."


    Li Tiezhu stuffed another piece and said vaguely, "the bakery can make its own cake, right? Are you so delicious? Peng Ge?"


    Peng Yue''s eyes were red. He was even more uncomfortable by this sentence and shook his head with inferiority: "but... But I will try my best and keep learning, and I do the baking house to treat loneliness..."


    Other guests were suddenly embarrassed. Li Tiezhu pointed his head at people again. This time, he was still a vulnerable group.


    However, no one interrupted Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said again, "go to the hospital if you are sick! Find a psychologist for mental illness. The psychologist in Zhuer''s family is very good. I''ll introduce you if necessary?"


    The atmosphere was awkward, as cold as ice and snow.


    Peng Yue is even more aggrieved. He is very angry, but he dare not refute, because Li Tiezhu''s coffee is too high, and he is also one of the investors of the program.


    Li Tiezhu: "the entertainment industry doesn''t believe in tears!"


    Peng Yue burst into tears and even dared not cry. He did not dare to look up at Li Tiezhu. He felt inferior to his bones.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stop: "who are you crying to? Everyone will be good to you because of you? Yes, but only once, they will stay away from you next time. The audience will like you because of you crying? Some will, but it''s just sympathy. Do you want such a love?"


    (the last day of May, ask for a monthly ticket!)

 Chapter 547

    "You want it, but how many people will like you because of sympathy? Even if you like it, you won''t like you when you find that your income is many times higher than him."


    Li Tiezhu''s firepower is fully open.


    Meng Zuoyi almost couldn''t help laughing. Li Tiezhu is too special. My sister really likes it. That kind of crying and chirping thing, in her opinion, has no right to mate in the whole dark jungle.


    Guo Dalin began to make things right again: "Hey! No wonder I said that my fans don''t always rise. That''s what happened. Everyone sympathized with me that I have no position in Yunde society. Later, they found that Guo gangde is my own father and I''m the crown prince of Yunde society. Isn''t that so angry that I''m closed? I''ll pull my father for paternity test later. As long as it doesn''t match, I''ll be sure to be popular!"


    Liu Mei said with a smile, "Hey, boss Guo, your son wants to be red and crazy!"


    The atmosphere began to warm up.


    Meng Zuoyi has some regrets. Don''t stop Li Tiezhu. I have to see a play. This picture is like a lion playing with a single hare on the grassland.


    The barrage view is very opposite:


    "Support Li Tiezhu."


    "Don''t blame others without having experienced other people''s experience."


    "The entertainment industry doesn''t believe in tears, golden sentence."


    "Guangdong is no problem. Who hasn''t got a problem? Li Tiezhu is too crazy."


    "The most annoying male artist is crying."


    "Go to the hospital when you are ill. Ha ha, this is the most philosophical thing I have ever heard."


    "Yes, who are you crying for?"


    "Da Linzi really has high Eq. there is no one in this round."


    "Persuade Li Tiezhu to be kind."


    "Serious brother is really a little big..."


    Su Lihui whispered to Li Tiezhu, "don''t say a few words. You''re too cruel this time. Listen to your sister! Be good."


    Li Tiezhu: "aunt, I''m not wrong. Are you much more difficult than him?"


    Su Lihui blushed a little and was even more flustered when she found that Li Tiezhu had sincere eyes. As expected, this guy had seen the film I first made. It''s hard to say, who''s as hard as a pornographic star? Along the way, he was not only pointed out, but also examined with evil eyes.


    But she survived. It''s not easy.


    Over there, Zhou silently handed Peng Yue a paper towel with a sympathetic look on his face: "it doesn''t matter. I''ll accompany you to make a baking house."


    Sobazar comforted Peng Yue and said, "don''t make complaints about that. Iron pillar is always frank and straightforward. Otherwise, it will not be the chief tasked officer of our program. He is not even against me."


    Peng Yue was about to nod when Li Tiezhu spoke again.


    "No, I''m just aiming at him. Pengo, I don''t want to know your loneliness, and the audience doesn''t want to know. The audience watches this program because he''s tired of working for a week. Maybe he''s scolded by his leaders, maybe he''s run by his colleagues, maybe he''s late to deduct his salary, maybe he''s in a good mood after work on Friday, and a couple poured a mouthful of dog food on the way. He just wants to watch the program and be happy. Give it to him He was wronged? Who did he tell? "


    The people stopped talking. Li Tiezhu was very correct, but some were on the line.


    Meng Zoyi''s cheeks were slightly red, his legs were clamped with excitement, and he shook around under the table, cool! It''s over. Li Tiezhu is so fierce. It''s for you, ha ha ha!


    Li Tiezhu asked again, "brother Peng, can you support yourself with your current income? Please answer."


    Peng Yue felt bullied by the big coffee and said timidly, "yes."


    Li Tiezhu: "That''s OK. Artists are just a profession. What do you think they are? There are many people who are not popular. Why should you be popular? Want to be popular? Do it, work hard, write more songs and make more plays, rather than self pity and self pity. I don''t think artists should output negative energy. We are actors. We exist to please the audience. Why should we ask the audience and fans to provide you Get up. The income is so high, but can we compare with those scientists? With those workers? Answer me. "


    Peng Yue: "I can''t compare."


    Barrage:


    "Who said serious brother floated? Come out and take two steps."


    "The three views of iron pillar are still so positive."


    "You''re right. The income of artists is really too high."


    "I say I''m an actor. Few in this circle can do it."


    "I know teachers Guo gangde and Xichuan Li. They all come out of the small theater and are humble."


    "If you want to work hard, what''s the use of crying?"


    "No problem. I''ve been tired for a week. Watch a variety show and have fun. Are you crying here?"


    The guests felt that Li Tiezhu was too much, but most people were not easy to talk, because Li Tiezhu''s position was indeed detached.


    Li Tiezhu: "Haunted! I think you should be the village head and manage these 14 wonderful artists every day. I''m lonely. I don''t have time and energy to be lonely."


    Chen San nodded again and again. He was really tired. His heart was tired. He was so tired that he became a duck.


    Meng Zuoyi''s eyes were like water. He quietly looked at Li Tiezhu at the far end, and a strange smile came up at the corners of his mouth.


    Then, Li Tiezhu suddenly changed his tone and sighed, "I didn''t want to destroy your meeting, but Xiao Zhen specifically called me to take care of you. Your friend is busy for you, but you are here to tell me you are lonely?"


    "Ah?"


    Peng Yue suddenly raised his head, looked surprised and forgot to cry.


    He used to belong to the same men''s group as Xiao town.


    Other guests were also surprised, so Li Tiezhu didn''t aim at Peng Yue, but wanted to help him?


    Strong medicine for serious illness?


    Meng Zuoyi frowned slightly. It turned out that Tiezhu was a friendly army. It was boring and uncomfortable.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Peng Yue carefully: "you are not alone. You have been bullied, but you dare not say. There is a program for you to drink paint, right?"


    Peng Yue suddenly panicked: "I, I..."


    Su Mei was surprised: "is it true or false? Isn''t it too low?"


    Su Lihui pursed her mouth and shook her head. She saw many such things. In Xiangjiang, those variety shows became more and more disgusting, and the respected host asked her if she would be excited when she made a film.


    Zhou Erkang and Zhang Tang also looked at Li Tiezhu. The two masters were angry.


    Li Tiezhu said: "at that time, Xiao Zhen also licked it. He said it was really paint. Later, Peng Yue was sent to have his stomach washed."


    Peng Yue lowered his head.


    Others were talking and angry.


    The barrage exploded:


    "Paint on the show? Fake?"


    "The truth."


    "Hey, iron pillar is helping him."


    "You think serious brother is on this level, but in fact he is on a higher level."


    "Gastric lavage? This program should burst out."


    "That is, tie Zhu dares to say it. If it weren''t for him, we would have misunderstood Peng Yue."


    "In this way, Peng Yue is really not easy..."


    "Good iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu waited until everyone''s voice was quieter before he continued: "The paint drinking thing is over. You can''t bear it. Many similar things will happen later, right? Therefore, you will be more and more unbearable. It''s not loneliness, but being bullied. Therefore, I suggest you speak out boldly, say you''re unhappy and say you''re angry. When you meet that kind of program and person again, just lift the table and don''t bear it. Why should others make mistakes and do it I want you to endure my evil? "


    Peng Yue nodded slowly. He was bullied again recently. This is the reason for his emotional collapse just now.


    Seeing that he was almost there, Li Tiezhu began to finish: "well, what''s the shame of drinking paint? I ate cow dung when I was a child. Am I proud?"


    The crowd burst into laughter, which was unbearable.


    Peng Yue burst out laughing and spewed out a huge snot bubble.


    Meng Zuoyi was shocked. Li Tiezhu was really thick and hard!


    Guo Dalin smiled and said, "brother Yue has also eaten. Rural children are wild and dare to eat anything. Brother Zhu, how does it taste?"


    Li Tiezhu also smiled: "it is recorded in the compendium of Materia Medica that cow dung tastes bitter and cold. After burning cow dung into ash, it has the effect of clearing away heat and detoxification. My father used to take cow dung with liquid medicine to treat heatstroke for some time. I''m greedy..."


    Peng Yue wiped his nose with a paper towel, stood up seriously and said to Li Tiezhu, "thank you, brother Zhu. I feel much better!"


    In fact, he is five years older than Li Tiezhu, but this sound is still very sincere.


    Hiding grievances in his heart is the most difficult thing to come out. Li Tiezhu directly said his embarrassment, but he was relieved. Moreover, in this matter, he is a victim, and those who should be scolded are those who bullied him.


    When this section of the program was broadcast, the barrage was also supporting Peng Yue. Don''t bear it. The audience will certainly support him.


    Liu Mei: "good Tiezhu. I saw a different you today. Originally, I thought you could only poison your tongue. I didn''t expect you to be very righteous!"


    Su bazha: "and bold and careful, began to scare us, but the final result was good."


    Zhou Erkang said: "That''s because you don''t know Li Tiezhu. Although I don''t pay much attention to the news in the entertainment circle, Li Tiezhu impressed me deeply. He used to be a target of bullying. Even in his debut program, he was bullied and eliminated directly. He didn''t advise at that time. He directly broadcast the original ten songs, angered the two mentors, laughed and scolded them, which was called a fierce fire! Later, he relied on his strength to learn from them The resurrection race killed back to get the champion. Man! "


    Zhang Tang: "poof! I still have all the songs of Royal engine in my mobile phone. I''m brainwashed."


    Liu Mei: "let''s listen to two songs! I don''t listen to many iron pillar songs."


    Sue bazaar: "no, don''t you? Isn''t it good to live well?"


    Guo Dalin: "put it! Put it!"


    Zhou you: "tears of dancers", "old driver takes me."


    Zhang Tang took his mobile phone: "I''ll put an English version for you. It''s a cover song by Tiezhu''s foreign fans. It''s interesting."


    Music starts:


    "A mistake made accidentally will accompany you for life. You come out to dance pole dance just to buy bread. The call girl is also human. Who can tell the pain of her soul..."


    Liu Meiren is stupid. Her mouth is so open that she can put eggs in it.


    Others laughed, clapped, and others danced to the music. Peng Yue also clapped the table with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "Aunt Liu Mei, this is my masterpiece the tears of the call girl."


    After Hi, everyone broke up and went to do their own tasks in twos and threes.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t join any group, but walked around.


    Peng Yue''s bakery was the first one to arrive. He was dancing and talking about some professional knowledge and skills of baking. He was eloquent and the whole person was a lot more confident.


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 Chapter 548

    However, at the critical moment, Peng Yue is not confident again. This is a kind of inertia. Confidence can not be achieved overnight.


    Peng Yue: "I need to buy a professional oven. It''s only twelve."


    Su Lihui: "isn''t there a special manual oven here? The baking house is very complete. Try it first."


    "I dare not. It''s too difficult. I won''t do it."


    "Try it. Life lies in trying. How can you know if you don''t try?"


    "But..."


    "Nothing but, iron pillar, what do you say?"


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was putting his head into the mouth of the oven. After reading it for a while, he couldn''t understand it. He retracted his head and said, "I said? I said it''s simple. It costs money to buy an oven. Some things don''t cost money. Toss around first. If they are broken, you don''t want to lose money. Moreover, if they are broken, you have the right reason to buy an oven."


    Peng Yue seemed to have discovered the new world: "Oh! Can it still be like this?"


    Zhou was also stunned: "iron pillar, why are you so damaged? You are only 20 years old, younger than us."


    Li Tiezhu said: "poor people''s children are early masters! Do you know what I did when I was 14?"


    Peng Yue: "go to the construction site?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "blind date, baby kiss. Later, my father was caught and criticized by village cadres all afternoon, and I was relieved."


    Zhou you: "really? Your experience can produce a book, and it will sell well."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head decisively: "it''s impossible! When my experience is written into a book, it''s estimated that I can''t get the high-quality badges. At most, I mix a collection of 40000 or 50000. A large group of pirated readers scold the author for being stupid every day. Those who read the genuine edition are not serious people. They mix into the reader group just to see the hidden chapters."


    Three people who haven''t read the net text looked at Li Tiezhu strangely. What did they say? What badge? What hidden chapters?


    On the other side, Liu Mei and Zhou Erkang walk together.


    Liu Mei said, "that brother is a little stressed. I think he has been very anxious since yesterday."


    Zhou Erkang said, "he may be in a good mood. His true nature is also very good."


    "I think he needs everyone''s care."


    "Hmm ~ I''m quite contrary to what you think. We should treat him as an ordinary person. Iron pillars do well. The more you take care of him at this time, the more he feels sorry for himself, the more awkward he will be. He will be more and more awkward in his work and speech. The most important thing is that he will have to face those pressures later."


    "Really? I still feel a little cruel."


    "This industry is so cruel. Look at me? The whole network is full of my nostril expression packs. Do I have little pressure? But what can I do? I was very angry when I turned into expression packs, but later, I saw that Li Tiezhu had more expression packs than me. What iron pillar''s ignorance, naive smile, intelligent eyes and happy little intellectual disabilities can ordinary people tolerate? He is different , he sends his expression bag every three or five times. He thinks it''s fun. His abnormal girlfriend often sends it. So, this is the mentality! "


    "It''s still not easy. I can''t accept my image of missing front teeth in the Spring Festival Gala now."


    "Why don''t people fire all over the world? There are reasons."


    "Also ha! Hey, I told you that I searched Li Tiezhu''s song last night and was startled when I heard it, you know?"


    "What''s the matter?"


    Zhou Erkang''s expression suddenly pondered.


    Liu Mei took the lead in conveying her emotions by waving her hand violently: "I used to only listen to old songs, you know? It''s classic songs, and basically I don''t listen to new songs. But last night, I found that mom, Tiezhu didn''t boast. He can really say that the capital is a classic. It''s great! I''m drunk with several songs, so I can hear that it''s completely inconsistent with his appearance and temperament."


    Zhou Erkang: "unlike what he wrote and sang."


    Liu Mei: "yes, yes, yes... My favorite songs are" wind up "and" big fish ", two songs written to his mother. Wow, I cried at that time. While looking at the comments below the song and saying the story of iron pillar, I cried. I was alone in the room, crying like a psycho. Do you know that feeling?"


    In fact, Liu Mei not only listened to Li Tiezhu''s songs, but also listened to the songs of Su long and Peng Yue last night. The reason is that Zhang Tang''s sentence that you don''t do your homework is exciting. On hearing this, she found that the level gap is unimaginable. In music, others are not as powerful as Li Tiezhu.


    Just, don''t say anything bad. It''s natural not to mention others at this time.


    Zhou Erkang: "I know! I was the first group of his fans. I voted when he had a good voice."


    "Oh, really?"


    "Of course, my favorite is the song" a Diao ". Only people with the purest heart can write such a song. At that time, I thought that with his genius, he might be the first world-class singer in China."


    "Indeed, first of all, there is no talent to say... And there is a pattern of responsibility. It''s just that I owe a little too much. I''m half angry several times."


    "Hahaha, this is his lovely place. Look! I think we can play a movie here and make a meditation cave on the hillside over there..."


    When Li Tiezhu saw Peng Yue and Zhou make pizza again, he turned and left. He was not afraid to be a light bulb, but simply thought it was just a barbecue cake. What''s the technical content?


    If this can be burnt, then don''t be a perfectionist. Your hands can''t dry a cook.


    Then Peng Yue pasted his first pizza.


    Walking to the open space outside, Li Tiezhu saw that Ou ER was knitting a sweater for the tree. He was happy. The mentally ill had a wide range of ideas, and the mentally retarded children were more happy.


    Su long, Yoko and Li Qinxue, the three northeast sisters, looked around with empty eyes.


    When Li Qinxue saw Li Tiezhu coming, she said, "brother, I think Ou er''s character is particularly gentle and delicate. Do you think you can knit a sweater for the tree there? It''s good not to sprinkle a bubble on the tree root."


    There is only Li Qinxue''s brother Li Tiezhu, because her surname is Li. Others are Tiezhu, Mr. Li Tiezhu, brother Zhu, etc. Although this atmosphere is wrong, it is really because he has too many coffee places, too many works and too good grades.


    Before Li Tiezhu spoke, Ou Er retorted, "no, I also have my own company. I''m usually very strong. What I say is what I say."


    Everyone else laughed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s because you''re the boss. It''s not strength. It''s Mingxue."


    Ou Er: "what Ming School?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Huang Daming has the final say of life, I don''t want you to think that I want to think that I am wrong about a person''s right or wrong. Listen to my OK, this is not to discuss! I have the final say. Wrong listen to me, I bear all consequences. Here I can only take this responsibility! Each one of you is wrong, it''s all my fault. My task is to help you become better you. Wait. "


    To tell you the truth, in the past year, although Li Tiezhu often asked for leave, he still had real talent and learning. This performance was very lifelike.


    Several people almost burst into laughter, and Li Qinxue laughed the most.


    Then, Su Lihui and Zhou Erkang came and asked what to laugh at. Li Tiezhu was forced to play it again and succeeded in laughing at both of them.


    After laughing, everyone began to set fire to the three northeast sisters.


    Did you sit in the library to be lazy? Did you come here to lie down? How many books did you put in the library? Did you find the location of the library? Did you do anything for this task?


    Li Qinxue: "we don''t choose, others choose first, and the rest is ours."


    Li Tiezhu said, "sister, I''ll give you a suggestion. As the saying goes, there is a sword in the heart without a sword. Why do you need a venue? There''s no need at all. Give each of them a starting point reading app. Everywhere they go, there are many books in the library, which can be read anytime and anywhere. Then, each person will hand in 800 words of reading comments to you for correction every day."


    Li Qinxue''s eyes lit up: "ah! Yes! We call this mobile library, it... Environmental protection!"


    Su long: shall we go to the broadcasting room


    Yoko: "why don''t we put the library directly in the broadcasting room? If they don''t come, we can read it to them."


    Li Qinxue: "this is good."


    Barrage:


    "These three bastards eat and lie flat when they die."


    "The dragon''s face looks like a steamed stuffed bun."


    "Li Qinxue walks more and more like Wang Guojian."


    "Walk around the trio and laugh to death."


    "Three people who don''t work are praised by the barrage. As expected, it''s good to have a sweet mouth."


    "Three streets."


    "Knitting a sweater is really crazy."


    "Is the 800 word reading speech serious?"


    "Li Tiezhu devil!"


    Affectation, the three sisters in Northeast China began to make complaints about the afternoon program. After one person said a few words, they began to interview Li Tiezhu who came from Taohuawu. He was the real street runner.


    Yoko: "brother Zhu, are you a very sincere person?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    A burst of embarrassment, this question and answer is no one.


    After awkwardly laughing for a while, Yoko said again, "when I first met brother Zhu, I was actually very nervous, because I listened to all your songs and you are my idol. So, are you nervous about coming to this program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you should be nervous."


    "Er... It''s hard to predict. Mom, his position is too high for me."


    "Make complaints about twenty years."


    "So you make complaints about Liu Meijie, Su Lihui, subasha and Zhou Erkang, aren''t you afraid of them?"


    "The four of them can''t beat me together."


    "Poof goose..."


    Li Qinxue asked: "brother, if songzhuer and I like you, who do you choose? Why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "songzhuer. I''m a sincere person. I only like her interesting soul and won''t be bewitched by your beautiful skin bag."


    Li Qinxue smiled: "ha ha... I''m so happy, wow ha ha..."


    The three hosts left Su long: "brother Zhu, you have written so many beautiful songs. Do you have any tips? Can you share them with me? I am also a singer. I often listen to your songs."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''m afraid I''ll be caught and sliced."


    Su long: "are you an old man in the ring? He''s sliced. It''s too embarrassing to talk. You have to sing a song. The end of the language is music. How about Dongfeng break?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Then, the music sounded, and Li Tiezhu and Su long began to sing together:


    "A lamp of sorrow for separation stands alone in the window. After you leave, the wine is warm, the memory is thin, the water flows eastward. How can time steal, the flowers bloom and mature once, but you miss..."


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 Chapter 549

    The song spread to every corner of Taohuawu. Although it was only accompanied by mobile phones, Li Tiezhu and Su long had good on-site ability. Therefore, the song was also sung by the two people with great charm. There is a tacit understanding between powerful singers, just like people who can dance together and soon know how to cooperate.


    Su long is also a good singer. He suffers from not many good songs.


    After all, no one is forced by Li Tiezhu.


    After singing a song, the so-called interview continued, and Yoko began to release himself:


    "They say you don''t look easy to get along with. Do you have any standards for making friends?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s just people."


    Yoko: "er... This standard is a little broad. Among the people in Taohuawu, who do you think can become friends with you?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "you."


    "Why? Why me?"


    "Because it fits."


    "Do we hit it off?"


    "No, it''s not us, it''s you, your head... Round."


    Su long and Li Qinxue held their heads and laughed wildly: "ha ha..."


    Others who listened to the radio were also amused.


    Guo Dalin is still showing off: "listen! Isn''t it powerful? This is the shoulder of our crosstalk world. It''s him who killed my father on the beach."


    Yoko: "I... Qin Xue, why don''t you come? I can''t stand it. How can such people find their girlfriend?"


    Li Qinxue: "you can''t flinch. You have to find the venue by yourself. What''s the matter with changing people now? I''ll come? I''ll die if I come. It''s enough to sacrifice one person. Why lie dead?"


    Su long: "hate him! He has hated us these two days. Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance."


    Yoko rallied up and said, "you have such a good figure. Do you often exercise?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t call it fitness. It''s exercise. I run at a speed of five kilometers every day, and then I train martial arts for half an hour to an hour."


    Yoko: "do you mainly practice chest? I think your chest muscles are very strong."


    Li Qinxue and Su long sat up straight with a smile. If you want to talk about this, I won''t be sleepy.


    Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "this is a talent. You don''t need to practice deliberately."


    "Well, well... Do you have any hobbies?"


    "You''re the most broken question, hobby, what you usually do, what you want to play in your next role, especially broken. You ask someone with new ideas."


    "Well... When will you and Matsushita get married and have a baby?"


    Yoko fought, Su long and Li Qinxue also screamed. How dare you ask? Other guests also raised their heads everywhere and listened attentively to how Li Tiezhu alleviated his embarrassment.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll be born after graduation. If it doesn''t affect my studies, I may be a little earlier."


    Yoko: "Mom! Really? Don''t you hide it?"


    "Cover up what? We''ve all met our parents."


    "However, your career has just started..."


    "My bamboo son is an old artist. She has been acting for more than ten years. Do you say she has just started?"


    "I, then what, I mean you two are so young, how do you want to have children?"


    Li Tiezhu said seriously: "it is mainly to respond to the new three child policy issued by the state and make a negligible contribution to the population cause of the motherland. Thank you! You give birth to one, I give birth to one, and everyone makes children together. The future of the motherland is full of children!"


    Other people are stupid, Li Tiezhu, this is a sword to seal his throat.


    After a very broken interview, Li Tiezhu strolled downstairs and met Zhang Tang at the side of the road. He took Guo Dalin, Meng Zuoyi and others to make a promotional film to promote Taohuawu.


    Naturally, Li Tiezhu was also drawn into the group performance team.


    In Zhang Tang''s words, "we have several red flowers, but we are short of a simple green leaf. Li Tiezhu is simple enough."


    A group of people play the scene of moving forward happily together.


    After Zhang Tang arranged something, Meng Zuoyi actively put forward several opinions, and then helped to line up the position. When she lined up, she ranked herself in position C, and the others laughed.


    Zhang Tang said, "sister Meng, very good! Come on."


    No one cares, so I took it. Meng Zuoyi walked beside Li Tiezhu, twisted his waist and hips in an exaggerated way, madly displayed his figure, and was hit by Li Tiezhu from time to time.


    It''s embarrassing for a group of people to walk.


    Meng Zuoyi fanned the wind and asked Li Tiezhu, "are you hot?"


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    "Finished, I applied less sunscreen today. I didn''t expect such a big sun."


    "Your face looks like it''s smeared with lard. You shouldn''t be able to dry it?"


    "Lard? I... you big pig hoof."


    Meng Zuoyi pretended to be angry and pouted at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was painless. He turned to a staff member who was preparing to eat ice cream and said, "how dare you eat this ice cream?"


    Female staff member: "what''s the problem?"


    "Of course there''s a problem. Give it to me and I''ll show you."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu took the ice cream, took a bite and said, "this... Snore, this ice cream burns your mouth."


    The staff shouted, "director! This guest robbed me of ice cream. He broke the rules."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I am the chief Tucao officer, not a guest. I am also a program group. I don''t make complaints about eating ice cream. And you, girls, eat less ice cream and are easy to gain weight."


    Meng Zuoyi winked at Li Tiezhu: "it''s shameless to rob girls'' things. Bah!"


    The first blink was successful.


    Li Tiezhu ate ice cream and said, "I robbed girls'' snacks since I was a child. What''s the matter?"


    Barrage:


    "Are these people really actors? It''s embarrassing."


    "Da Linzi is so cute."


    "What''s the matter with Meng Zoyi? He looks coquettish."


    "She always does that, but today she does it especially."


    "Iron pillar is really a dog."


    "Even the ice cream of the female staff..."


    "He may just think of the popsicle that made him debut."


    "Good guy has robbed since childhood. This is a recidivist."


    Then, it was everyone''s separate lens, which was more and more embarrassing. It was not until Meng Zoyi came on the stage that everyone found that we were still very natural.


    "Mom, it''s embarrassing. Do you think I''m a little artificial, iron pillar?"


    She can''t even watch it herself.


    Li Tiezhu ate ice cream on one side: "elder martial sister, it''s not a little, it''s quite good."


    Meng Zuoyi rolled his eyes in anger.


    Zhou asked Guo Dalin in a low voice, "God, that''s a great answer. Has Tiezhu always been so fierce? I thought he pretended."


    Guo Dalin said, "Oh, he has restrained himself. After all, we are not very familiar. This will put aside the firepower when our good brothers meet privately. Let me tell you, Yue Yupeng and I are machine guns. He is a rocket. My father has to fight calmly when he sees it."


    Zhou you: "is this convergence?"


    Lai Xiaolin, who came to one side, didn''t believe it.


    Guo Dalin said, "if you don''t believe me, let''s try. Hey! Tiezhu, it''s not good for you to stand next to sister Meng. She''ll be overexposed. You''re too dark."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s time to open a skin grinding filter for her. Anyway, there are only eyes and nostrils left on her face. Why are you always together with Zhou you and Lai Xiaolin? The camera can only catch you tianlinggai. You have to remember to pad your feet at any time. You can''t jump. Your father is a high jumper. Your jumping ability should be OK."


    Lai Xiaolin smiled and said, "it''s really strong."


    Zhou you: "why is Mr. Guo a high jumper?"


    Li Tiezhu: "after training, the threshold of Yunde society is high. It''s 20 cm. Most people can''t get in. Mr. Guo takes his disciples off work every morning and evening. A group of people line up to sprint, take off and turn in the air for three and a half weeks. There''s a cushion in the threshold. That battle is called a fish in one."


    Guo Dalin smiled and nodded: "yes, we Yunde society are all dwarfs."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, when Guo Dalin went to Yunde club for the first time, he was too small to jump over. He hit a head of blood and had a concussion. Finally, he used his unique skill pole vault!"


    Guo Dalin laughed and scolded, "go away! I''m still pole vaulting when the threshold is 20 cm high?"


    Zhou Youren looked silly and clapped silently: "iron pillar is indeed a crosstalk actor."


    Guo Dalin: "thanks to his singing and acting, otherwise we Yunde society may go bankrupt."


    Zhang Tang finished filming the fake Meng Zuoyi and came back to join the discussion: "Tiezhu, who did you learn from? How can you lose so much? You haven''t received professional training."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I have been professionally nurtured since I was a child. My father and I are both fans of Uncle Li."


    Zhang Tang: "who?"


    Guo Dalin said, "Mr. Li boqian, the leading storyteller in Xichuan, is a very powerful teacher. My father said that Mr. Li lives better than him."


    Zhang Tang: "true or false?"


    Guo Dalin: "of course, it''s true. Mr. Li, the southwest male god, didn''t form a team and didn''t exploit his disciples. He also worked for his disciples. Unlike my father, he exploited and left several."


    The people laughed again. There was no way. Guo Dalin was really cruel to black his father.


    Of course, this is just a joke. In fact, Guo gangde''s team has indeed carried forward crosstalk. Mr. Li has clean hands, but the disciples are not as good as one, and he hasn''t learned any skills.


    After a while, the shooting was almost completed, and the program team interviewed Meng Zoyi.


    Meng Zuoyi: "brother Tang''s leadership is very good, very good!"


    Staff: "do you want to follow him all the time?"


    Meng Zuoyi''s expression of professional support suddenly froze, and then smiled and thumbed up: "of course!"


    After the interview, Lai Xiaolin and Guo Dalin sat on the side and gave a thumbs up to Meng Zuoyi, C: "the light of Nortel! Beauty first!"


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Tang laughed beside them.


    Zhang Tang: "sister Meng is also interesting. She has a lot of tricks. Tut Tut, it''s so funny."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s unique to play too directly."


    Over there, Meng Zuoyi winked at Li Tiezhu again: "Oh! They are so annoying that I''m embarrassed. Tiezhu, help me punish them."


    The second blink is complete.


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you mean it."


    "Ah? Do you think I have thick skin?"


    "Yes."


    "Er..."


    Barrage:


    "This group is a little interesting."


    "Meng Zoyi, is this a group pet?"


    "Go and step on the horse."


    "This is playing with her as a monkey."


    "Zhang Tang is great. He always stands on the edge and never grabs the C position."


    "Meng Zuoyi is a little cute!"


    "This intelligence trick does not pose a threat."


    "Meng is actually quite simple. She just wants to think about it, but her IQ doesn''t allow it."


    "Doesn''t anyone see that she always winks at Li Tiezhu?"


    "Twice."

 Chapter 550

    After the interview, the recording was almost finished, and several people began to go back, talking and laughing. After all, there was a monkey in the team that could be amused, and the atmosphere would not be too bad.


    Mengzoisi didn''t feel that everyone was teasing her. She walked happily in position C and swaggered: "I announce that it''s dark. Today''s recording is over. Go home and prepare for dinner."


    Others agreed: "Meng Jie has the final say."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help shaking his head.


    Meng Zuoyi said, "iron pillar, why do you shake your head? Do you have a problem with me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I just don''t think this issue is as wonderful as the last one. Think about the scene of miasma, chicken flying and dog jumping when you first came yesterday. It''s so vivid and has a sense of variety. This issue always feels bad."


    Meng Zuoyi: "I don''t care. Just shoot me beautifully."


    Zhang Tang: "I think it''s a good day today. Things have been completed very smoothly. We didn''t quarrel. We finally made a good start."


    Li Tiezhu said, "No. It''s just because it''s too normal. I always think it''s not a serious variety show. It''s too normal. It''s not good. It''s not good. I''m a little disappointed. It''s not as fun today as yesterday."


    Guo Dalin: "brother Zhu looks down on us. It''s normal for him to think we can''t do anything."


    Li Tiezhu: "Yes! But not all of them. Think about it. You had a meeting just before noon. Then after dinner, each group wandered around and finished recording for a day. Isn''t it a fool for the audience? Let me tell you what you did. The three sisters in Northeast China went to the broadcasting room and took a few shots. Peng Yue baked a pizza and paste it. Ou Er gave it to you When Zhou Erkang, Liu Mei and Su Lihui went to have a look at the terrain, there was no one. Su bazha and Chen San didn''t know what they were doing. Each of you worked no more than two hours a day. I really think the director of this program group treated you too much as people. "


    Make complaints about the time, so Li Tiezhu can make complaints about it.


    Guo Dalin: "it''s true that there is little time to record, but this is the life I want!"


    Zhou you: "I don''t know what I did anyway."


    Meng Zuoyi picked a flower on the roadside, inserted it in her hair and asked, "look, is it beautiful?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this program is really on vacation."


    Zhang Tang took his mobile phone: "ha ha! Su bazha and sister Liu Mei asked me to drive to buy vegetables. It seems that they default to dark."


    Lai Xiaolin: "what shall we eat tonight?"


    Guo Dalin: "go to our house and make do. Sister bazaar cooks well. Iron pillars come too!"


    Meng Zuoyi said, "no! We do it ourselves. We have to rely on ourselves. Li Tiezhu, come to my house tonight and I''ll cook myself."


    Zhang Tang: "can you cook?"


    Meng Zuoyi raised his chest: "of course! You''ll see. It''s agreed, iron pillar."


    Blink again.


    Li Tiezhu nodded indifferently.


    Meng Zuoyi: "if I make it delicious, you should applaud me! Don''t forget what you said."


    Li Tiezhu thought, why did I tell you? But it doesn''t matter.


    "Uh huh."


    Meng Zuoyi looked at Li Tiezhu strangely: "it''s worthy of being our little younger martial brother of Nortel. It''s really like it."


    She thought to herself, I''ve winked at you three times, and you''re still pretending to be pure here? Even if you don''t look at me all day, I''m crazy to hint to you, how much do you respond? What do you do with a smelly man?


    Li Tiezhu looked at Meng Zoyi naively. What did I pretend?


    Guo Dalin came up: "sister Meng, you don''t have such a good relationship to be reasonable. It''s not recorded. What else do you play with four eyes? If I say, you''ve been hacked for a reason. If this scene is spread, tie Zhu and zhu''er''s fans will scold you to death."


    Meng Zuoyi: "the more you scold me, the more red!"


    Guo Dalin smiled bitterly: "well, sister Meng is powerful and domineering!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s next? It''s just past three o''clock."


    Zhang Tang took the car key and went away with Guo Dalin: "we went to buy vegetables. My sisters have written the menu. It''s really extravagant. Dalin, how much is the daily meal charge for each person in Yunde society?"


    Guo Dalin: "anyway, I don''t exceed 150. I''m the lowest batch. Many times it''s boxed lunch, but boxed lunch is much better than that of the staff of the program team. I saw the boxed lunch they ate at noon today. It''s really 20 yuan a box, one meat, one vegetable and one kimchi."


    Zhou you: "I''ll see if Peng Yue is still in the bakery."


    Meng Zuoyi looked at Lai Xiaolin: "why don''t you go and have a look?"


    Lai Xiaolin: "what are you looking at?"


    Meng Zoyi: "baking house."


    Lai Xiaolin looked at the only remaining Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi, and went after Zhou: "yes, I''ll study, too."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll have a look, too."


    Monzoira gave him a hand and said, "what''s there to see? Hey? I can tell you, enough is enough! Don''t show off your fragile vanity in front of your sister."


    Li Tiezhu had big and small eyes: "what are you talking about? Why can''t I understand?"


    "Well, there''s no one at the moment. Don''t be so careful."


    "Ah?"


    "Forgot about last night?"


    "Crosstalk?"


    "Don''t you remember? What do you pretend? Everyone has settled."


    "But I..."


    "Don''t forget to applaud later. It''s called reciprocity. OK, now that it''s settled, I''ll go back to make up my sleep. Do you want to join me?"


    "No, I''ll go to another house."


    Li Tiezhu left vaguely. The more he thought about it, the more strange it was. What kind of reciprocity? What''s settled? What did you talk about last night? Did I lose my memory or did she dream?


    ¡­¡­


    In the evening, Guo Dalin asked Li Tiezhu to stay for dinner, but Li Tiezhu refused, because Su bazha fried every dish and proudly showed off her cooking. Li Tiezhu didn''t want to eat in this atmosphere.


    Su mang said, "Oh! Unexpectedly, it took two days for each person to use 650. There are still half of them. The prices here are too cheap."


    When Li Tiezhu was about to go out, he couldn''t help but say, "it''s not that the prices here are cheap, but that your prices are too expensive."


    After walking around for a few times, when he heard that Zhang Tang and his family had gone back, he walked towards their house. Otherwise, it was really embarrassing for Meng Zoyi to be at home alone.


    Before she said she was familiar, Li Tiezhu didn''t feel it, but today she was startled.


    I didn''t mention that thing last night. It''s too direct. It''s even more outrageous today. Didn''t I lift it in the car last night? Why does she act like something? She looks like I have a secret with you, which makes Li Tiezhu feel very uncomfortable.


    When Li Tiezhu entered the dining room, Zhang Tang, Lai Xiaolin and Zhou were discussing what to eat. I have to say that they were much more pure and lovely than next week. They were completely two extremes with Meng Zuoyi.


    Zhou you smiled very well: "why don''t we go next door and ask for some food?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t go. They don''t have much to eat. One is all kinds of charred dishes and the other is stewed with pesticides."


    Zhou you: "ha ha! Let''s do it ourselves."


    At this time, Meng Zoyi twisted his waist and came in: "I''m back! You know? I went to two houses. They all said they would invite us to dinner when they saw me cute."


    A group of people looked at montzoy curiously, then focused on Li Tiezhu, meaning that you should make complaints about it.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t you want to cook for us?"


    Meng Zoyi''s expression suddenly became very strange: "do you want to eat? I''ll do it if you want to eat. Remember to applaud me when you''re done."


    Li Tiezhu: "eat, you can''t starve to death together."


    Then a terrible scene happened.


    Two pretty actresses were busy in the kitchen, with pots and pans clanging, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar flying all over the room, mixed with girls'' panic calls.


    "War and chaos! I think of these four words."


    Li Tiezhu sat at the table, watching Meng Zuoyi carefully cut the ham into lumps and said to the other two boys.


    Lai Xiaolin: "I''m a little scared."


    Zhang Tang: "be bold. You should not die. After all, our group pet cooks by himself. This face still needs to be given."


    Li Tiezhu: "group pet? It''s a group fool, isn''t it?"


    Lai Xiaolin suddenly laughed.


    Zhang Tang held back his smile and said in a low voice, "yes, yes, in the future, we''ll call her sister Meng Tuan stupid. She can''t find it quickly."


    Lai Xiaolin: "I''ll try. It''s worthy of my stupid sister Meng. You''re great!"


    Meng Zuoyi picked up a bottle of detergent and said, "don''t bother me. I''m going to fry with oil."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s stupid. It''s detergent, not oil."


    Barrage:


    "Zhou you, this girl is very pink."


    "Ha ha, sister Meng cooks? What a big noodle!"


    "I''m afraid she''ll cut off her hand."


    "Zhou You''s spicy chicken still depends on some spectrum."


    "This house can''t cook."


    "Who said that? Li Tiezhu can''t cook?"


    "Yes, why don''t iron pillars do it?"


    "The elder brother is responsible for Tucao in this program, and never make complaints about it."


    "Sister Meng is so stupid."


    "It''s the essence of being stupid. I''m still an iron pillar who can speak."


    Li Tiezhu came over and watched two elder martial sisters graduated from Nortel cook. It was an eye opener.


    Zhou you pepper chicken doesn''t thaw. It''s so big that it''s thrown into the pot to cook. There''s no need for semi-finished products to be so rough.


    Meng Zuoyi put half a kilo of fried eggs in oil and directly changed them into fried eggs. Sausages were thrown in lump by lump. It looked like stewed potatoes.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and went to the refrigerator to have a look. He took out a piece of streaky pork and a piece of tofu, took some side dishes, skillfully cut them aside, and waited for the two elder martial sisters to finish their dishes. Li Tiezhu took over the stove, fried sour, sweet and delicious Hechuan meat slices in one pot, and spicy Mapo Tofu in one pot.


    In a few minutes, two dishes were served.


    The two men and women who had just had big eyes and small eyes cheered and sent videos to the other two families to show off.


    Zhang Tang videotaped with Guo Dalin and said, "although we can''t cook, we have iron pillars. Do you want to eat? This Mapo Tofu has been thickened three times. It''s authentic. Iron pillars said, would you like to come and try it?"


    Here, Meng Zoyi ate a piece of meat and applauded: "Tiezhu, your cooking is great, as powerful as me."


    Li Tiezhu smiled. The EQ was really low enough: "if you like it, you''ll leave the program soon. Let''s make two dishes to say goodbye."


    Meng Zuoyi stared at Li Tiezhu: "is my fried egg delicious?"


    Li Tiezhu: "delicious."


    Meng Zuoyi still stared at him.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly began to applaud: "Oh, oh, good, good! The fried eggs are so delicious. Baji, Baji..."


    It''s perfunctory enough.


    Meng Zoyi bowed his head and smiled strangely, and the deal was reached! Are you hooked?


    Oh! man


    Add another fire tonight so that you can see and can''t eat. I''m greedy for you!

 Chapter 551

    At this time, Zhang Tang called Su long again to show off. A group of northeast people over there ate the same food. After all, they had the same taste. Zhou Erkang, the "traitor" of Zhang Tang''s family, is also eating there.


    What bad thoughts can Miss Zhou have?


    He was only desperate for these animals at home.


    Meng Zuoyi shouted: "look down on who? My cooking is delicious! It''s your loss not to eat the food I cooked!"


    Zhou and Lai Xiaolin didn''t talk and bowed their heads to eat silently.


    Neither of them is a little transparent. They can be regarded as new people who are doing well in the circle. Apart from animals like Li Tiezhu, they are not inferior to anyone. They are not inferior to the stupid Meng Zoyi of group C.


    Zhou Erkang ignored Meng Zuoyi: "let me see the dishes made by iron pillar."


    Zhang Tang showed off Hechuan sliced meat, spicy chicken and Mapo Tofu, directly skipped the scrambled eggs with ham intestines, and handed his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu: "come, look at their northeast chaotic stew series."


    Zhou Erkang: "Tiezhu, although your Sichuan food has all the colors and flavors, I like to eat light food. It''s healthy. I think Sichuan food is oily and spicy. It''s unhealthy like hamburger fried chicken soda."


    Ding!


    In the cross dimensional entertainment classic exchange system, an evil passive skill is activated.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Mr. Zhou, don''t you eat at noon? Why do you eat so much oil?"


    Zhou Erkang: "ah?"


    Other people at both ends of the mobile phone were caught off guard and laughed. Li Qinxue choked with laughter, as if the vermicelli had gone into his nostrils, and the thief felt uncomfortable.


    Meng Zuoyi''s yin-yang strange way: "people just talk about it. Won''t you take it seriously?"


    When it comes to offending people, she is very positive.


    Zhou Erkang hesitated and explained, "that''s because they don''t eat regularly and don''t do well when they should eat..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t you want baking soda to soak vegetables? You also ate the pesticide stew?"


    Zhou Erkang: "I, that... You''re on the last day of this program. Do you have to? I''m getting old listening to your songs."


    Li Tiezhu showed no mercy: "so you have insisted on not eating at noon for ten years. In fact, you don''t eat after midnight? Your organic is pure and natural. In fact, you can also eat some pesticides when conditions don''t permit? And you have insisted on wearing a mask for 15 years, not because of your health, but just because your nostrils are big?"


    "Poof, cough..."


    Li Qinxue sprayed a piece of vermicelli from her nostrils during the Chinese New Year.


    Liu Mei also laughed back and forth.


    On this side, Zhang Tang covered his face with a smile. Zhou and Lai Xiaolin whispered, and Meng Zuoyi patted the table and laughed wildly.


    Zhou Erkang was powerless to parry: "iron pillar, don''t spray for spraying. My persistence has my personal reason..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then why don''t you eat at noon and suddenly don''t insist? Because... Is it delicious?"


    "I think..."


    "Is it delicious? Just say it''s delicious."


    "Er... I think it''s good. I was forced to give up because I didn''t have enough to eat."


    "OK. What, after moving things in the afternoon, I lost a bottle of coke."


    "I drank it. It''s too hot. I told you, you forgot?"


    "Hey!"


    Li Tiezhu hung up with a beep and clapped hands with Meng Zuoyi, Zhang Tang and others. Zhou Erkang blew himself up.


    Meng Zuoyi said, "I''m so angry that I drink soda. It seems that Mr. Zhou is unhappy in this program. It must be something we don''t do well. It won''t be his problem!"


    On the other hand, Zhou Erkang explained, "it was because it was too hot and moved things. It was really hot..."


    Barrage:


    "I''ll be good. Zhou Erkang was blown up."


    "Iron pillar is worthy of being the God of sanctions."


    "Don''t eat after noon, poof..."


    "Zhou Erkang drank coke? I''m laughing to death."


    "Large face beating scene."


    "In front of Li Tiezhu, no one pretends to be innocent."


    "True fragrance law!"


    "Mr. Zhou, don''t make up for it. The more you paint, the darker it gets..."


    "Zhou Erkang: dinner is really delicious. I''ve lost money in the past ten years."


    Having had enough to eat and drink, Li Tiezhu was about to say goodbye to everyone. Suddenly, he heard that Taohuawu was going to have a meeting again. He suddenly felt refreshed and didn''t mention leaving. In his opinion, the essence of Taohuawu lies in the meeting. After a group of people are divided into groups, the few people have a good time and have no conflict. They still feel like chickens flying and dogs jumping.


    So he was going to attend the meeting again. The main reason was that after drinking the wine, songzhuer took his friends to the disco, saying it was to celebrate his winning a good role.


    On the way to the conference room, Meng Zuoyi quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "wait for me in the car after the meeting. It''s cheap for you."


    Li Tiezhu thought, what? Are you going to bribe me? I''m not even on this show.


    After everyone arrived, Liu Mei first made a speech and set the main task of the meeting, that is, what to do tomorrow.


    Dock master Chen San has prepared a performance art - sleeping.


    In short, it is to find an open space in broad daylight, make a circle of sleeping bags, and a group of people sleep there for two or three hours.


    After listening to Chen San''s description, the guests expressed different expressions. Those with low EQ directly showed the expression of Japanese dog. Those with medium EQ bowed their heads and pretended to be dead, while those with high EQ repeated Chen San''s key words.


    Su Lihui habitually picked up the left eyebrow: "the project is OK, but I suddenly want to hear the chief Tucao officer make complaints about this behavior art."


    Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.


    "Iron pillar, what''s your opinion?"


    "Has brother Zhu ever done performance art? Does that sound cool?"


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly and carefully worded: "I don''t have any research on art. Everyone knows that I''m a steamed stuffed bun. Therefore, I don''t understand performance art. I''m just from the perspective of a brick Porter, this thing is... I''m full."


    Meng Zuoyi: "poof... Well said."


    Guo Dalin: "sister Meng, you''re not cool at all. Why do you agree with what Tiezhu says every time? You don''t have your own opinion."


    Meng Zuoyi: "because he speaks crosstalk well! Ha!"


    Chen San was a little guilty and said, "performance art is the most utilitarian and misunderstood art form by the public."


    Li Tiezhu: "art that is not accepted by the public cannot be called art."


    Chen San waved nervously: "I can give an example. A performance artist pushed a piece of ice on the road and kept walking until the ice disappeared. It put forward a soul torture to the audience. Is it futile?"


    Li Tiezhu: "art is so cheap? It''s called Dog driving motorcycle. You don''t know science (Xiao)."


    Chen San: "we are talking about art, not science."


    Li Tiezhu shook his finger: "no, no, no, this is definitely not art, my son, this precipice is an act of confusion!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Geese, geese..."


    A group of guests laughed, and the most introverted Peng Yue laughed.


    Chen San was very embarrassed.


    Barrage:


    "This performance art is so embarrassing!"


    "Are you out of your mind? Can you do something meaningful?"


    "It seems that Zhang Tang is the most sober."


    "I really can''t learn from sister Meng to pretend to be a demon."


    "It''s still hard!"


    "Confusing behavior is well summarized, which is very behavioral art."


    "Li boqian: dogs drive motorcycles. They don''t understand science. When I recite NIMA''s words."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t be afraid. I''m not against you. I''m just saying what I know. You know I have no culture."


    Chen San: "no, no, no, I welcome all opinions and suggestions."


    Li Tiezhu: "let me tell you, if what you say is the transformation of performance art, my brother Qin Tao is a master of performance art! Qin Tao knows? He is Guo Dalin''s daughter-in-law."


    At first, Guo Dalin raised his hand to claim it. Later, he scolded, "go away! That''s my partner. He said you may not know me. Let me tell you, musty''s new boyfriend, right? He''s the dead fat man. He has a lot of confusing behaviors. No, I mean, his behavior skills are anytime, anywhere."


    Li Tiezhu: "he really peed upside down and ended badly."


    Guo Dalin: "last time, our master teacher drank Baijiu and smoked cigarettes. He had to give a master a bare hand to smoke. My master almost got into ICU that night."


    Li Tiezhu said, "in short, I think it''s meaningless to sleep together. It''s better for ou Er to knit a sweater for the tree. Of course, you should do it. I''m just talking about it casually. But there''s one thing!"


    Chen San: "you said."


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t come tomorrow, but remind the program team to pay more attention to the situation of the guests when confusing behavior. Now the weather is very hot. You just say to sleep. In case of heatstroke, you don''t know if you sleep hard."


    Chen San: "er..."


    He is obviously a little unhappy. These artists don''t understand art at all, especially the guy with the highest talent and the strongest talent has no artistic perception at all.


    The entertainment industry has fallen!


    Liu Mei played round and said, "I hope you can support me. Let''s do this confusion together."


    Chen San said weakly, "it''s performance art."


    Liu Mei: "ah, yes, it''s behavioral confusion... Art, behavioral art."


    There was another burst of laughter, and then everyone continued to have a meeting and perform a program tomorrow. It sounds very boring. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu won''t come tomorrow.


    Then, the rehearsal of the program was simple for half an hour, not serious at all.


    During the singing rehearsal, Zhang Tang also laughed at Meng Zuoyi''s poor singing: "the sound stage shape table in your school is good!"


    Meng Zuoyi pulled Li Tiezhu: "let him sing to you? Do you have a singer of this level in your school?"


    Zhou whispered again, "elder martial sister, don''t be ashamed. Iron pillar dancing will disgrace the school."


    It was perfunctory. The so-called training rehearsal was sung two or three times. Everyone slipped away and was not dedicated at all.


    Li Tiezhu also said goodbye to other people. He went outside to start his newly bought little black man, and then his elder sister Meng Zuoyi walked over step by step. It can be said that he came as promised.


    Meng Zuoyi got into Li Tiezhu''s car, took off his coat, revealed his fragrant shoulder, looked enchanted and said, "come on, blow a crosstalk for my sister."


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly. What kind of confusion is this?


    Meng Zoyi just thought he was irritated by himself and thought proudly, hey, when you start to mess, I''ll tell you that the crosstalk I said is real crosstalk. Why are you so shameless. Ha! Think about it!


    "Come on, I''ve taken off my clothes. What are you waiting for? Why don''t you drive to a remote place and blow again?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t figure out why a demon actress liked crosstalk so much. After thinking about it, he wanted to say, "I''m still going home at night! Elder martial sister, let me talk to you about Sanda storytelling for two or three minutes?"


    Meng Zoyi suddenly shakes. What''s this move?


    Sanda?


    Never heard of it!


    Two or three minutes? So fast? Who do you look down on? I''m not afraid of my sister!

 Chapter 553

    The plane was about to take off. Li Tiezhu turned off his cell phone and found that Zhao Liya next to him was still brushing a short video. He couldn''t help but want to remind her, but he was a little embarrassed when he thought that she and she were in an embarrassing period after being too frank, so he hummed twice.


    "Hum..."


    Zhao Liya ignored Li Tiezhu and looked at Li boqian''s short video of storytelling. As a Xichuan person, she must see Uncle Li.


    Li Tiezhu looked around. There was no one playing with mobile phones. He whispered, "the plane is taking off."


    Zhao Liya still ignored him.


    Seeing a beautiful stewardess coming out, Li Tiezhu touched Zhao Liya with his arm.


    "Ah!!"


    Zhao Liya screamed and jumped up.


    Li Tiezhu trembled with fear. What''s wrong with it?


    People around me looked at it strangely. Fortunately, it was first class. There were not many people. Those who wanted to sign a group photo had to pass. Zhao Liya didn''t burst out. She smiled awkwardly and sat down again. Then she stepped on Li Tiezhu''s toes and asked in a low voice:


    "Why do you touch me? Shameless!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m just next to you. You''re a God."


    Zhao Liya blushed: "I tell you, don''t make any wrong ideas, otherwise, i... I''ll call the police! You''ll be ruined!"


    She speaks Mandarin, not Xichuan dialect.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "I''m just reminding you that the plane is going to fly, and you''re still brushing short videos."


    Zhao Liya showed a pair of tiger teeth fiercely: "I want you to take care of it!"


    Li Tiezhu can only shrug his shoulders and shake his head. It''s really fragrant. After more than two years, the milk flavor on her body has not weakened, but has become more rich. It''s also magical.


    The stewardess came this way to remind and check whether the passengers'' mobile phones were turned off.


    Li Tiezhu obediently handed over his mobile phone and asked the stewardess to check it.


    The stewardess smiled. The rumored Li Tiezhu was really simple and lovely. She said, "excuse me, Mr. Li Tiezhu, is this your only mobile phone?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes, mobile phones are so expensive. Thanks to buying two."


    Songzhuer has two mobile phones, one for work and one for personal use, which are mainly used to make an appointment with wine and disco.


    The stewardess couldn''t help saying, "can I add your wechat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my mobile phone is off."


    The stewardess smiled and said, "it doesn''t matter. I''ll come to you after the plane lands. I''m your fan."


    Zhao Liya didn''t know what was wrong. She sneered, "he has a girlfriend. You can add someone else''s wechat."


    The stewardess looked stiff: "this passenger, please turn off your cell phone. Thank you for your cooperation."


    Zhao Liya handed over her mobile phone: "I turned on the flight mode. The short video is because I put down a buffer artifact. These videos are buffered in advance."


    Stewardess: "please turn off your cell phone."


    "I turned on the flight mode."


    "According to the regulations of our airline, passengers must turn off their mobile phones."


    "What''s the point of flight mode? Do you have a hole in your brain? Flight mode has no effect like shutdown."


    "Please turn off your phone."


    "Grass!"


    Zhao Liya rolled her eyes. Forced by the curious eyes of other passengers around, she had to turn off her cell phone.


    The stewardess added, "miss."


    Of course she knows Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya has a strong momentum in the past two years. She can be said to be the strongest female newcomer in the music world, but the stewardess pretends not to know her.


    Hum! Drag what drag? Isn''t he a star? Just a nice face. Take off your clothes and I''ll kill you!


    Cut, Wang Zi!


    Zhao Liya frowned: "what''s the matter?"


    Stewardess: "please hand over the milk you carry privately. It is forbidden to carry liquid on the plane. Is it your first time to fly? I don''t blame you. Hand it in."


    Zhaoliya immediately red neck: "I didn''t bring milk!"


    Stewardess: "hand it in. I smell it. I don''t blame you for flying for the first time."


    Zhao Liya: "I often fly!"


    Stewardess: "OK! You often fly. That''s great. Then... Give me the milk."


    Zhao Liya: "I, I..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it. He said to the stewardess, "she didn''t carry milk without permission. We were together. I understand this rule. I also wrote it in the script of my new film. Therefore, we didn''t carry milk without permission."


    Stewardess: "what''s the matter with such a heavy milk smell? Don''t tell me it''s milk sugar!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s body fragrance. I don''t believe you smell it?"


    The stewardess came up with a little doubt and sniffed around.


    Zhao Liya died on the spot. The nearby passengers had their eyes shining, and others suddenly inhaled.


    Then, the stewardess looked at Zhao Liya with a little jealousy, turned and walked away: "it''s really... A smell of milk!"


    Zhao Liya blushed like a red apple.


    Li Tiezhu said to Zhao Liya, "don''t thank me. I know you''re shy, so I said it for you to avoid embarrassment."


    Zhao Liya clenched her teeth: "thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome. What''s the relationship between us? Say that."


    Zhao Liya stamped on Li Tiezhu''s toes: "what relationship do we have? Don''t have any relationship, you know!"


    The rabbit hit his eyes.


    That night, she was forced to do business and performed several times in front of Li Tiezhu. She insisted that it didn''t matter. It was really far fetched. But if there is a relationship, it is really unreasonable.


    Li Tiezhu endured the pain and looked at the graceful back of the stewardess walking away, stunned.


    "What are you looking at?"


    Zhao Liya forced her feet.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hurt at all. Because the rabbit didn''t hit hard, he turned his head and said, "I suddenly had a bold idea."


    Zhao Liya: "don''t say!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. I didn''t intend to tell you. I just got some inspiration from the stewardess incident just now. Then he put down the small table, took out his tablet and Bluetooth keyboard and began to change the script.


    Zhao Liya: "what shameful things are you writing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the stewardess just gave me some inspiration for the script of" people in an embarrassing way ". I''ll record it."


    Zhao Liya made a hot face, resolutely twisted the beginning, turned on her mobile phone and continued to brush the short videos buffered and stored in advance.


    Li Tiezhu was happy to change the script. Suddenly, he heard a burst of malicious laughter nearby and couldn''t help turning around.


    I don''t know if I don''t see it. I''m surprised at it.


    Zhao Liya is brushing the short video of lengba learning cat jumping. How ashamed It is, especially in front of Zhao Liya, the initiator. To say the best in all the land is the sand sculpture, but tiktok is always the first to push the brush.


    Zhao Liya looked at the video and smiled treacherously. She suddenly found Li Tiezhu peeping at the screen. She immediately brushed off the video and angrily said, "what are you peeping at?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Why? I can''t even see it? I know it''s your cat."


    Zhao Liya blushed even more: "you... Don''t want a face."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "what''s none of my business? Why don''t you leave the zoo if you ignore me? And you also give advice and tricks to trick Meng Zoyi to punish sister lengba. Now you still hurt me? Aren''t you responsible for all these things?"


    Zhao Liya ground her teeth and couldn''t refute. Finally, she said, "anyway, it''s all your fault."


    Li Tiezhu was hard to argue. He kept changing the script.


    Zhao Liya glanced at the script in the tablet and was so angry that her old blood almost gushed out.


    Li Tiezhu is mentally retarded!


    His inspiration came not from the stewardess, but from her Zhao Liya.


    In the script, after Niu Geng drinks a bucket of milk and gets on the plane, Li Tiezhu adds a plot. The stewardess comes and asks Niu Geng if he has brought milk and asks him to hand it over. Li Chenggong witnessed Niu Geng drinking milk, so he joked that Niu Geng was eating white rabbit milk candy, which Niu Geng denied. Li Chenggong said that Niu Geng''s body odor was milk. The stewardess came up to smell it and found that there was no body odor but body odor. At this time, Niu Geng belched. The stewardess finally smelled the smell of milk and ran away with her mouth covered.


    It''s such a plot. It''s normal to open it, but when it''s connected with the incident just now, it reveals malice everywhere, at least for Zhao Liya.


    But what can she say?


    Watching Li Tiezhu happily tap the keyboard, Zhao Liya''s cheeks bulged high, turned off her mobile phone and was not interested in brushing the video.


    Then, she lowered her head and smelled secretly. The smell was really strong, and there was no way.


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    In the evening, a roadside barbecue stall in Qingdao had a booming business.


    Ning Shitou, Fang Bo and Shen mouteng are rolling up their kidneys. Today''s play is finished and the effect is very ideal. Therefore, Ning Shitou paid for a private treat and also received the wind for Li Tiezhu. Although it is only a dragon suit, Li Tiezhu''s status has never been the same.


    This is related to Li Tiezhu''s current coffee position, but not all. It is mainly that Li Tiezhu has become a demon of Ning stone.


    I don''t believe it. I can''t direct your play!


    Li Tiezhu''s first play was "in full bloom" directed by Ning Shitou. There were few scenes, but it was very difficult to shoot, thanks to the translation of songzhuer. The second film was "drug God" supervised by Ning Shitou. The performance of the play was very smooth, and even the acting skills exploded. Therefore, Li Tiezhu won the best newcomer award of Jinlong Film Festival.


    At that time, Ning Shitou said that he would invite Li Tiezhu in his next play. He didn''t believe it was his own problem.


    Well, here comes the new play crazy aliens, and Li Tiezhu also comes, and he doesn''t bring the psycho Songzhu who gets in the way.


    "This kidney is good. BOGO eats two more strings. After eating, you can be as fierce as Li Tiezhu."


    Shen Mou Teng joked.


    These three people are very familiar with Li Tiezhu.


    Ning Shitou and Fang Bo don''t say, it''s quite familiar. Shen mouteng also did a program with Li Tiezhu. Although Li Tiezhu was not invited in Charlotte''s troubles last year, Li Tiezhu still wrote him a song "calories". Of course, it also means to promote his apprentice Yang Feiyue.


    Fang Bo suddenly smiled: "Hey, brother Teng, I tell you, don''t look at the barbecue. The director is so nervous now."


    Ning Shitou drank beer: "what am I nervous about?"


    Fang Bo: "because Li Tiezhu is coming again! You are my nemesis."


    Shen mouteng: "and me, I was punished miserably by him."


    Fang Bo''s face was rotten with laughter: "hahaha, right? Then we are rotten brothers and rotten brothers. We don''t know what the director thinks! Tomorrow''s play is estimated to be hanging. We can''t live because of our own sins!"


    Ning Shitou said, "where do I fall and where do I get up!"


    Fang Bo: "even if you get up, Li Tiezhu can sit on your face. Do you believe it?"


    Ning Shitou drank with a sullen head and thought to himself that I couldn''t think of it at the beginning? Two painful experiences are not enough? Li Tiezhu, please!


    At this time, Li Tiezhu followed the mobile phone navigation, took Zhao Liya to the small barbecue stand and called:


    "Director! I think you''re dead!"

 Chapter 554

    It is true that the business of the stall is booming, but it will not cause any trouble to these stars, because Ning stone has reserved the venue, and other tables are also the staff of the program team. Although they also pursue stars, they dare not be too restless in the presence of the director.


    Although Li Tiezhu is just popular now, Fang Bo and Shen mouteng are the absolute male and female protagonists of the film. It''s not good to excessively pursue such a trap as Li Tiezhu.


    Therefore, the staff sit like old trees, which is the wisdom of the workplace.


    When Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya came to the barbecue stand, they were not surrounded by the imagined group of people, and they were a little happy.


    Ning stone has a stomachache. What does it mean to miss you dead? You''re dead.


    Ignore him.


    Fang Bo first stood up and hugged Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu! I haven''t seen you for a long time. WOW! Soldier assault is awesome! Why didn''t you ask me to guest star?"


    Li Tiezhu said honestly, "that''s a drama. You''re a comedian."


    Fang Bo raised his leg and kicked Li Tiezhu''s ass: "comedian ~ comedian! You''re a comedian! Isn''t your soldier assault a comedy? Pretend with me, I don''t care. I didn''t play a TV play, can''t you favor one over the other? I heard you asked Xu Shan to be a second man?"


    Li Tiezhu: "man 1, I''m man 2."


    Fang Bo: "what about me? Where''s my part? If you don''t give me a part, you won''t get out of this barbecue stand alive today! This is my territory, and the boss is me. Do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu is no longer Wu xiaamun. He replied, "your acting skills are poor. Next year? OK? I''ll fight for you next year."


    Fang bochuo picked up a bunch of roasted kidneys and put them into Li Tiezhu''s mouth: "Oh! My level is good. People who are red all over the world are different! My acting skills are poor. What''s the matter? I''m an idol and eat on my face."


    Shen mouteng also stood up, handed Li Tiezhu a bottle of beer and said, "Oh... I haven''t seen you for nearly a year, and I''ve become a lot ugly! Sometimes I have to admire your family''s genes. I''ve also seen the photos of the iron egg on the Internet. Tut Tut, it''s hard to say... I''ve become a powerful actor. It''s not your credit. The military merit seal is half that of your father."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless and took two mouthfuls of beer: "thank you, brother Teng. Is your kidney still painful?"


    If you don''t say it''s OK, when you say it, Shen mouteng not only has kidney pain, but also has bladder pain. He angrily said, "for, for... Why? Why don''t you give me a guest role? In Charlotte''s troubles, the role of silly spring is tailored for you... Customized! And the first burden of tomatoes."


    Li Tiezhu: "fuck off! You didn''t pay for the song. You still want to whore for nothing. I''ll act for you? It''s beautiful¡°


    Shen Teng said, "is my brother a white whore? I won''t promise to invite you to eat stinky tofu? Enough!"


    The three people met very warmly and didn''t pretend. It''s really that Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with Fang Bo and Shen mouteng. Fang Bo doesn''t have to say. Although Shen and Li Tiezhu have only met on the program, they have never broken off in private.


    He said it was called the sympathy of comedy genius, but Li Tiezhu thought it was an ugly actor''s group to keep warm.


    In silence, Zhao Liya shook hands with the neglected director Ning Shitou: "Hello, director Ning, I''m Zhao Liya."


    Ning Shitou shook hands and said, "sit down. These things can''t stop for a while. Eat first. Are you lucky and bitter on the road?"


    Zhao Liya shook her head. This is her first time to face the top domestic directors. She is a little nervous.


    However, she has always been intelligent. Naturally, she can see that although Li Tiezhu is not the leading actor, she has a high status in this crew.


    First of all, it was an accident that Ning Shitou could tolerate him to bring himself to play a guest policewoman. Moreover, the two stars were too enthusiastic about Li Tiezhu.


    She really didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu''s face was so big.


    In the rabbit smashing consciousness, Tiezhu has only two identities, one is the simple pen pal who wrote when he was young, and the other is the cute player who participated in the good voice together.


    Because she was not around Li Tiezhu in the past two years, she was completely unaware of Li Tiezhu''s growth and transformation.


    Unconsciously, Li Tiezhu has become an unshakable leader in the young generation of Chinese entertainment circles. Moreover, his name has spread abroad.


    Grilled squid, grilled oyster, grilled sea cucumber


    Zhao Liya can''t name many seafood. Since the director recommended it to her, she can only eat it hard. It tastes good.


    In fact, Zhao Liya''s role doesn''t have a line, just Li Tiezhu''s attendant, but she still cherishes this performance opportunity. Therefore, even if she broke up with Li Tiezhu, she still came to shoot.


    Ning Shitou didn''t know this. He gnawed at the sheep''s waist and said, "turn your face and give me three-quarters of the side. Let me see... HMM! Well, I''ll go back and discuss with the screenwriter and add two lines to you. Your side face is too powerful! Anyway, it costs money. It''s a pity not to say lines."


    Zhao Liya smiled so happily that her dimples rippled: "thank you, director."


    Ning Shitou just waved his hand. He was as cunning as him. Of course, he knew how terrible Zhao Liya''s male fans were. Give her two more lines to ensure the box office. Isn''t he fragrant?


    Besides, the woman is really photogenic!


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu was already making tons of beer with Shen. Soon, each person killed one bottle and picked up another.


    Ning Shitou wants to pretend to force and let Li Tiezhu take the initiative to greet him. Except that you are dead, he can say anything else, but Li Tiezhu ignores him, and he can only hold his nose.


    "Hey! How about Kung Fu?"


    "Kung Fu? My kung fu is OK! Although my master doesn''t teach me, I''ve learned a lot by myself."


    "I''m asking you how about Kung Fu! Zhou Xingxing''s, you''re the number one."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "the movie Kung Fu? I... don''t know. I followed Zhou Xingxing''s demonstration. Acting in his film doesn''t need acting skills at all. I''ll finish it after learning from him. Moreover, I''m familiar with the whole script..."


    Ning Shitou''s expression was dignified. This is important information.


    At the end of the Spring Festival, a total of many highly anticipated films were released. Kung Fu, wandering earth, crazy aliens, galloping life, magic detective Pu Songling, etc.


    Let''s not talk about Cheng Dalong''s films. Hee hee, the other films are very competitive. It''s a fairy fight.


    Ning Shitou asked again, "well... You''ve seen our script, too. What do you think is better than Kung Fu?"


    This is at best a test. Anyway, Ning Shitou doesn''t believe Li Tiezhu''s judgment.


    Li Tiezhu said, "let''s put it this way! Kung Fu is the only film released this Spring Festival. I see it this way, not because I starred. It''s Xingye. You know, his films don''t read scripts. He''s strong."


    Ning Shitou thought for a moment and said, "it''s really not good. We can fight for the second."


    Li Tiezhu: "the second is also choking! I also guest starred in the wandering earth. I read the original script and reasoned. I think our film may be close... In addition, galloping life" It was my brother Teng who played it. Of course, I know what the standard is! I happened to be dragged by Lengleng director to read the script. It was an accident, just an accident, but their film is really strong. "


    Ning Shitou looks at Shen Teng who eats oysters.


    Shen Mou Teng nodded: "I don''t know what to say. I have acted in both films and starred in them. Hey hey... It''s really good that gallop life."


    Ning Shitou frowned: "well... The Spring Festival next year is really dangerous!"


    That''s a big fight!


    To be reasonable, there has not been such a fierce spring festival since the new century. Carefully speaking, it is a milestone leap in Chinese films.


    Fang Bo said, "don''t you know? Now it''s all over the Internet. There are two views, one is Li Tiezhu playing Li Tiezhu, the other is Shen mouteng playing Shen mouteng. They starred in two spring festival films this year! What''s more, Li Tiezhu also guest starred in our film and Wu Jing''s wandering earth. I''ve seen this script, which is similar to our crazy alien." It''s the same. It''s all adapted from the works of the science fiction master. The level is very high... "


    The test result is very painful. Next year''s Spring Festival seems to be a battle between dragons and tigers!


    When everyone stopped asking questions, Li Tiezhu finally settled down and ate more than a dozen mutton kebabs in a down-to-earth manner, stabilizing the trend of stomach rebellion.


    Zhao Liya suddenly became a favorite of the group, because she showed off at the scene and sang several songs.


    Therefore, she became a reasonable target for the staff to kill. They came up to drink beer with her and introduced her to all kinds of special kebabs of Qingdao, most of which are seafood.


    Li Tiezhu was so happy that he ate hard.


    Then... That night, Zhao Liya was allergic to seafood and vomited miserably.


    For the first time in her life, Li Tiezhu began to realize the importance of the position of assistant. If she had an assistant, she wouldn''t have to squat by the bed to take care of her for a while. Unfortunately, she didn''t have an assistant. She came and went alone like Li Tiezhu, and didn''t even bring sister Wen, the agent.


    Zhao Liya, who was poisoned, was very troublesome. She drank water, hissed, and shouted for a bath.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu, who had a strong sense of morality, didn''t give her a bath because it was an illegal act. He checked it on his mobile phone. From carrying Zhao Liya into the hotel room, he was very cautious.


    The reason to check is that Zhao Liya is an unstable factor. What if she calls the police?


    I''m just going to bathe you according to your idea!


    I can''t tell. Li Tiezhu chose to be cautious.


    Seafood poisoning usually has two unavoidable phenomena, one is vomiting and the other is sluggishness.


    Now Zhao Liya is like this. Therefore, after solving the problem of Zhao Liya''s vomiting, Li Tiezhu looked at her lying in bed with her eyes straight. He was a little worried, so he forced Zhao Liya to take allergy medicine.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu chose to sleep in Zhao Liya''s hotel room.


    In the middle of the night, Li Tiezhu helped Zhao Liya squeeze her stomach, pat her back and vomit three times, and fed her boiled water five times.


    Finally, at five o''clock in the morning, she fell asleep smelling the milk smell of wine and seafood. In his dream, Li Tiezhu returned to the small villa in Kyoto and went crazy with songzhuer, lengba and Zheng Yanzi. In short, it was two words... Unrestrained.


    Then... Li Tiezhu was awakened by Zhao Liya''s crying.

 Chapter 555

    Li Tiezhu''s first reaction was to break Zhao Liya over for inspection. He looked at the front and back again. There was no problem, and then he looked down at himself. His clothes were intact.


    It seems that the dream is really just a dream. I was shocked.


    After confirming that she didn''t do anything enough to make Zhao Liya call the police, Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief and asked Zhao Liya what to cry. The rabbit ignored him and covered his face with a pillow and continued to cry.


    "What''s the matter? Ya Ya."


    Li Tiezhu reached out to pull the pillow. She couldn''t move it. She covered it very dead.


    Zhao Liya is still crying. She''s so crying.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it seems that what''s on TV is fake. The pillow can''t kill people at all."


    "Pooh... You speak up! Hum... Ah! I''m sorry!"


    Zhao Liya kicked Li Tiezhu, then startled herself, sat up, hugged the pillow and apologized.


    Li Tiezhu covered his crotch and grinned with pain: "is this... The legendary rabbit riding an eagle? Hiss..."


    Zhao Liya still had tears on her face: "do you still say sarcastic words? Doesn''t it hurt?"


    "What do you think?"


    "It should hurt. I really didn''t mean it. Can you bear it? Shall I give you balm?"


    "Balm? You want me to die, don''t you?"


    "No, I mean safflower oil."


    "No, just bear it."


    "Oh!"


    Zhao Liya stuck out her tongue and saw that the green tendons on Li Tiezhu''s forehead burst out. Her face was red and her nose was sweating. She looked very painful. She thought to herself, let you bully me in your dream, hum! However, it seems to have kicked the egg. It''s two big ones.


    Hee hee, it turns out that men are so fragile and fragile!


    Belly black is the real attribute of rabbit smashing. In fact, she just looks pure and her heart is badly polluted. Pine bamboo and lengba don''t pollute her. There''s no way. Who makes her brain smart? Moreover, her intelligence was never on the right track.


    Li Tiezhu also sat up and slowly stared at Zhao Liya: "Why are you crying?"


    Zhao Liya looked down: "is it swollen?"


    Li Tiezhu looked, pulled the quilt and covered it with an embarrassed smile: "it''s all right, it''s all right... It''ll reduce the swelling in a while."


    Zhao Liya put on tears: "hide yourself for a while and reduce the swelling manually."


    Li Tiezhu: "Er, this..."


    Zhao Liya went to bed and sniffed, "I''m going to sleep. Go back to your room to reduce the swelling."


    Li Tiezhu said with concern, "are you all right?"


    Zhao Liya: "I''m fine. I didn''t have seafood allergy. I don''t know why."


    "Would you like something to eat?"


    "Bah! Pervert!"


    "Eat a lollipop. You vomited very badly last night."


    "Are you disgusting? Who wants to eat? I''m not your cat and dog. Don''t think about eating dumplings. Last time they broke the law and committed a crime, I didn''t sue them. It''s good, you..."


    "Darling, what are you thinking?"


    Then, Li Tiezhu handed over a peeled lollipop. His expression became very strange. He knew that Zhao Liya wanted to be crooked.


    Real lollipops, Alps.


    Zhao Liya blushed, took the lollipop and ate it. There was nothing in her stomach. Eating some sugar can quickly replenish energy.


    Turning her face, she saw the underwear at the head of the bed, glanced at Li Tiezhu, and quickly hid her underwear under the pillow. Obviously, Li Tiezhu helped her take it off last night. She wore worse when she vomited badly.


    "Well... Thank you last night. I don''t blame you. It was just a nightmare."


    "What nightmare?"


    "I can''t remember clearly. A devil bullied me. I was scared."


    "Did he hit you?"


    "Er... Don''t ask. It''s terrible anyway."


    Zhao Liya lay on her side, covered with a quilt and ate a lollipop. She looked very embarrassed. The details of the dream were too real. She was afraid to think about it.


    Li Tiezhu also lay down, holding Zhao Liya in one hand and patting her on the back: "don''t be afraid! It''s just a dream."


    Zhao Liya''s body was slightly stiff and wanted Li Tiezhu to leave, but she found that the temperature in the palm of his hand was very comfortable. She didn''t say anything. She lowered her head and ate sugar. Her long eyelashes flashed, and her messy hair flowed like a waterfall on the pillow.


    Li Tiezhu''s hand was very measured, but he patted it soothingly without moving.


    The atmosphere is beautiful.


    Li Tiezhu smelled the strong milk fragrance on her body, looked down at her delicate cheeks, slowly climbed up a burst of rosy clouds, and lollipops turned around in his mouth.


    I don''t know how long later, Zhao Liya raised her eyes and stared at Li Tiezhu. She was so ashamed that she turned her back to Li Tiezhu.


    Then her body trembled.


    The hand that originally patted her back is now patted in an inappropriate place and hasn''t stopped, and she has become wrong.


    Suddenly a bulge appeared in the softness. Li Tiezhu''s hand stopped and moved away.


    Zhao Liya breathed a sigh of relief, but she was also a little lost.


    Then she opened her eyes. The rough hand didn''t leave, but came in through the hem of her T-shirt.


    Behind his back came Li Tiezhu''s voice: "Ya Ya, have you seen the movie script? Have you memorized the lines?"


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    At 8:30 in the morning, after running, Li Tiezhu returned to the hotel with the breakfast bought by the roadside, took the room card, opened Zhao Liya''s door and said, "Ya Ya, I bought breakfast, get up and eat, and I''m going to the crew. Although it''s the play in the evening, it''s better to help early."


    Zhao Liya had put on her pajamas, sat up, rubbed her confused eyes and said, "can you go again in the afternoon?"


    Li Tiezhu put breakfast on the bedside table and said, "aren''t you afraid that others say you play big cards?"


    Zhao Liya stretched her waist and squinted at Li Tiezhu: "you hate it!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "isn''t this a small favor for you?"


    Zhao Liya immediately jumped up from the bed and beat Li Tiezhu with small fists. Li Tiezhu just smiled and smiled proudly.


    "Don''t laugh."


    "Did I annoy you with my smile?"


    "You... Your smile is malicious. It''s too obvious! You, you, you''re laughing at me."


    "I didn''t, hee hee..."


    "Not yet?"


    "Well, I''m just laughing at you. You''re so cute."


    "Bah! I didn''t expect you to become greasy. I owe you a good man."


    "Hey... I also want to be a good man, but you don''t give me a chance."


    "Ouch!"


    Li Tiezhu looked down at Zhao Liya who jumped on his arm and bit. She laughed more happily. The rabbit was anxious. It really bit! There''s still a little pain.


    "Hum!"


    After Li Tiezhu left a row of tooth marks on her arm, Zhao Liya pretended to drink porridge. She drank two mouthfuls of porridge. She didn''t know which tendon was wrong, so she ran over and kicked Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu just laughed happily. Zhu Er didn''t deceive me!


    Before coming, Li Tiezhu worried that she would be embarrassed with Zhao Liya, because Zhao Liya hadn''t talked to him for a long time.


    But songzhuer said that she ignored you because of that. It doesn''t matter. Let''s do it again to ensure that she is obedient and has a better relationship with you than before.


    Li Tiezhu thought it was a bad idea and didn''t want to implement it. As a result, it was a mistake. After this time, Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu obviously restored their old intimacy. No, they are more intimate.


    What puzzles Li Tiezhu is, why?


    Why is that?


    Why did you just leave? Compared with the last time, it''s just different and obedient.


    Find a chance to ask.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya took a taxi to the crew. In the car, Li Tiezhu always secretly aimed at Zhao Liya and looked at her inexplicably.


    Zhao Liya checked her clothes. There''s no problem.


    After getting off the bus, they walked to Huaguo Mountain where the crew was located. Li Tiezhu secretly looked at Zhao Liya again.


    Zhao Liya said strangely, "what are you looking at?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his ears and cheeks: "nothing... Nothing."


    "Nothing you still see?"


    "Why don''t I go to find Ning Shitou to get a nanny car? You have a rest. You were allergic last night and... Very tired in the morning."


    "I''m not hurt. What''s the rest?"


    Once Zhao Liya put down her grudge, she returned to her former sharpness.


    She really wasn''t hurt. Li Tiezhu had a sense of propriety. She knew that Zhao Liya had no personnel, so she didn''t operate with real guns, but only helped her complete three experiences.


    Therefore, although she broke the defense continuously, Zhao Liya is still perfect in essence.


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking.


    Zhao Liya grabbed him and asked, "aren''t you swelling and refreshing?"


    At this moment, Li Tiezhu blushed and hesitated: "no, i... what, I just want to ask, why don''t you resist in the morning?"


    "Shit!"


    Zhao Liya is really angry. Can NIMA bear it?


    It''s tearing you apart. Why don''t you resist? Is that human talk?


    Flying is a jiojio.


    After beating Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya hurt her hand and said angrily, "you are such a silly criticism! Wang Xiaokai is right! I don''t know what I like about you..."


    The crew are busy in the sun.


    During the day, Geng Hao trained aliens and was ready to show them to his boss, but the aliens escaped from prison.


    Zhao Liya was allergic last night, so Ning Shitou didn''t call her when she started work in the morning. Moreover, Ning Shitou knows Li Tiezhu. As long as Zhao Liya is all right, he will drag her to the crew to help with chores. There is no need to remind her at all.


    After coming to the crew, Ning Shitou and others came to ask about Zhao Liya''s health. After confirming that there was no problem, they took their part tonight.


    Fang Bo sighed: "youth is good. Yaya, how serious the situation was last night! It''s better today. She looks ruddy and radiant."


    Shen mouteng: "Ya Ya, you and Tiezhu were still at odds last night. Why are you suddenly reconciled today?"


    Zhao Liya was speechless, so she felt that Fang Bo owed her words.


    Li Tiezhu said: "we often have conflicts, sometimes good and sometimes bad."


    Liu Wei and Ti Liu came over with a bird cage: "Oh! Iron pillar is also coming as a guest? This film needs fire. This is."


    Li Tiezhu: "good uncle Huang!"


    Then, they talked. He and Liu Wei met as early as the crew of the Three Kingdoms, and the relationship was also good.


    "Props! Lights! Come and move things into the house."


    When Li Tiezhu heard the sound, he ran to help.


    Liu Wei and were stunned: "when is your new movie... Hey! It''s still the same. It''s hard to talk to temy Li Tiezhu!"


    Zhao Liya said coldly, "can you speak human words?"


    Liu Weihe was stunned again.


    Zhao Liya: "I said your bird, can you talk?"


    Rabbit smash is loyal to the Lord. Its combat effectiveness has the power of ten cats, which is the strongest. Zheng Yanzi is very weak in this aspect. At best, the power of three cats, and the power of iron head baby songzhuer is only five cats!

 Chapter 556

    Yu Weihe looked at the birds in the cage and looked blankly: "I don''t know. The props given to me by the director group. I''m carrying them to cultivate feelings. Its owner is over there..."


    "It''s not Miss Liu. No wonder it doesn''t look like a good bird."


    "I''m taking a bird with me when I''m filming? What''s going on?"


    Zhao Liya went to the cage and said to the bird, "eh? Brother, can you speak? Call Dad!"


    The bird did not respond.


    Zhao Liya walked away with her hands on her back: "it''s a silly bird."


    Liu Wei and blink. They always feel something wrong. How can they feel that they have been scolded? I have no grievances with this little girl, and I won''t scold at the first meeting, will I? I think too much.


    He stared at the bird: "Hey, can you speak? Call dad."


    Bird: "Sun thief, sun thief..."


    The staff nearby burst into laughter. Liu Wei and his face flushed but there was nothing to do. They felt hurt by ten cats.


    Zhao Liya: "I said it''s not a good bird!"


    The evil rabbit smashes the victory. In fact, every time there is an online curse war related to Li Tiezhu, there is a rabbit smashing figure. She is responsible for giving ideas and practicing.


    Therefore, in theory, she is also an old qualification, but in the past, there was no establishment, and now after joining the organization, her combat effectiveness can be fully released.


    After a while, he began to shoot the indoor play.


    Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya watched behind Ning Shitou. The two singers who made their debut were really not so reassuring in their acting skills, so Ning Shitou asked them to look and feel.


    Yu Weihe''s acting skills are as stable as ever, just like an old dog.


    In addition, the silly bird''s performance was very good. Although there were not many shots, it won unanimous applause from the on-site staff.


    An hour later, Yu Weihe''s play was finished.


    It''s time for the crew to have dinner.


    Everyone is a unified standard of boxed lunch. Whether it''s the director, Fang Bo, Shen mouteng or ordinary crew members, it''s the same. There''s no soup for two meat and one vegetable. Each person gives a bottle of mineral water.


    Zhao Liya, holding a lunch box, said to Li Tiezhu, squatting on one side, "isn''t it too big a gap with TV dramas? When I ran the Dragon suit, the leading stars of those TV dramas opened small stoves. For example, according to the baby pig, they ate eight dishes alone, and almost Liu Xing ate three dishes and one soup. He posted his photos online, and netizens praised him for not playing big cards. Tut tut."


    Li Tiezhu did not raise his head: "what do you want to do?"


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I knew you were making some wrong ideas."


    Zhao Liya took out mobile phone, took Li Tiezhu''s tiktok video, and took the video of his lunch box, then he was able to edit and shake it together.


    Hot pot is to eat standing: today, we are all actors, earning 0.0001 a day@ Crazy aliens


    Sure enough, as soon as it was sent out, her account fans began to soar.


    Netizens left messages one after another:


    "This is the artist of positive energy."


    "Yaya is the best."


    "Iron pillar tastes delicious!"


    "The large film crew collectively eat boxed lunch, and the bad film crew eat a big meal."


    "Is Yishuang 160 million?"


    "Zhao Liya, a popular singer, is so low-key. I don''t understand why those little fresh meat are so delicate."


    "Is it sweet candy upstairs?"


    "Didn''t say, the film release must support."


    "Now understand why so many good films are looking for Li Tiezhu?"


    "From talent to character."


    Zhao Liya is a professional.


    Tiktok finished eating a box of rice, and said, "what are you doing with your trembling voice? Why don''t you eat?" Li Tiezhu said.


    Zhao Liya brushed her mobile phone in one hand and handed the lunch box to Li Tiezhu in the other: "here you are. This lunch box doesn''t taste good."


    Li Tiezhu: "when you first took the video, didn''t you say the food was good?"


    Zhao Liya said, "didn''t I put gold on my face? How can I be used to boxed lunch with such a sharp taste? Moreover, this rice is also Chen rice."


    "Don''t you eat?"


    "I''ll order takeout, small hot pot."


    "Eat hot pot again. This is the crew, which has a bad impact. Also, you send false videos..."


    "Up powder, when I have more fans, I can play female No. 1 and female No. 2 in the TV series. I don''t want to run the Dragon trap again! Those things that are not as popular as me dare to throw faces at me in the crew. Although I retaliated back, I''m still unhappy. I''m going to throw faces at others."


    "You''re filming just to play big cards?"


    "It''s not all. You can pretend to force it. You don''t know. During the Chinese new year these two years, no relatives have asked me whether I did well in the exam. As long as they dare to talk about this topic, I''ll say which endorsement is millions, which program is millions, and that song has sold millions. Then I''ll ask again, have your salary increased this year?"


    Li Tiezhu ate Zhao Liya''s boxed lunch: "I find you really insidious."


    Zhao Liya smiled wildly and impolitely: "Right? I think so too. What''s the funniest thing? You know what? Some of my relatives'' little broken children are older than me and younger than me. They used to show me their glorious years of star chasing. Now they all shut up. As soon as they say who they are, I''ll say that man. I''ve seen him. His character is average. The appearance fee is not as expensive as me. They all rely on the Navy. Once they begged me for it He wrote songs. I didn''t like to spoil my works, so I declined. "


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t you feel bored? Show off with a group of ordinary people."


    Zhao Liya shook her head: "it''s very interesting. Do you understand? What do people live for? Of course, it''s to show off! In the last two years of high school, I had a fairy like life. The students envy, envy and hate, and the teachers dare not speak to me loudly. When the headmaster saw me, he would grin and smile, and even the owner of the canteen outside the school gave me a discount."


    "Leg discount?"


    "Don''t you believe it? She''s my fan!"


    "Ah, believe it."


    "But the good times don''t last long, so I shouldn''t listen to song Zhuer''s test to Beidian. There are stars everywhere here. I''m unhappy. The only way is to be a little more popular and call it the focus! Just like you or Wang Xiaokai. I only released an album in two years, and my influence will be limited. Therefore, I''m preparing a new album now. I''ve written seven songs, but Always feel almost something. "


    "Sent me to write you two songs?"


    "Hee hee... How embarrassed!"


    "I find you''re not so shy. You''ve done this shameless thing very quickly. You''ve been laying the groundwork for so long for two songs?"


    "Bah, you''re shameless..."


    Zhao Liya suddenly blushed, which was also strange. She didn''t blush when she should, and forced to be shy when she shouldn''t.


    Ah! Sure enough, there is one interesting soul in a million.


    Li Tiezhu thought, I really am not a superficial person, and I will never degenerate because of my appearance.


    After dinner, the director group continued to shoot.


    Zhao Liya ate a small hot pot on a table in the distance and got a bottle of iced Wang Jilao. That''s a pleasant place.


    "Card! What''s the matter with you, Miss Shen? You''re talking again?"


    Ning stone was speechless.


    Shen Teng''s face smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum: "hahaha... I was just swallowing my saliva and almost choked. I didn''t just swallow my mouth. That hot pot is really fragrant."


    Fang Bo also looked at Zhao Liya in the distance: "it''s really OK. I was allergic to seafood last night. I ate hot pot again today. Can my stomach stand it?"


    Shen mouteng: "don''t worry about whether you can stand it or not. I can''t stand it! Today''s lunch box thief is terrible. I''m really hungry. Director, how many copies? After the play, it''s just right that everyone has a hot pot and some beer."


    Ning Shitou said, "are you here to shoot or eat hot pot?"


    Shen Teng pointed to Zhao Liya: "what about her? Are the sisters here to shoot or eat hot pot? You don''t care. My mouth is ticking with greed. Besides, the script doesn''t say that this is going to be transformed into a hot pot city? I think it''s appropriate! Tie Zhu, listen to uncle, order takeout! Ten hot pots, two beers, and the whole drama team will eat hot pot together."


    Today''s scenes are all indoor, and there is no group performance, so the whole crew is only 60 or 70 people, and ten hot pots are enough to eat.


    Li Tiezhu hasn''t spoken yet. What''s none of my business?


    Ning Shitou said, "more fat cattle. If you have a big knife waist piece, more."


    Ning Shitou immediately refused to let him treat him just now. As soon as Li Tiezhu invited him, he added a few dishes in his backhand. He was familiar without affectation.


    Fang Bo: "get some more seafood. It''s hot and fresh."


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly: "I pay for a treat?"


    Ning Shitou: "this shows that everyone is not familiar with you. If you''re really polite, who wants you to pay? It''s different who pays for yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! I paid more than 2000 for filming and invited the whole crew to dinner. That means I didn''t make any money and still went inside, didn''t I?"


    Fang Bo: "we are brothers. We are teaching you to be open-minded."


    Shen mouteng: "look at your face, you are a generous person. You will never suffer losses when making friends with you. You are the kind of person who will never let your friends pay."


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone to order and sneered: "I have no grievances with you. Why should I be a fool? I can treat you, but don''t lie to me!"


    Li Tiezhu is also witty. He directly ordered the bottom of ten special spicy soup pots, ready to feel my hot enthusiasm!


    Ten hot pot, more than 6000 yuan is gone, and more than 4000 yuan is lost after deducting the film pay.


    If I had known that I would have brought pine and bamboo, I would not have suffered a loss.


    Thinking of this, Li Tiezhu suddenly turned his eyes to Zhao Liya, who buried himself in hot pot. I have a small animal with the power of ten cats. Why do I miss pine and bamboo?


    This is instant combat power! Plug and play is so convenient.


    So Li Tiezhu found Zhao Liya.


    "What? They forced you to treat?"


    As soon as Zhao Liya put her chopsticks aside, she began to grind her teeth. Little tiger''s teeth were creaking.


    Li Tiezhu said, "treat yourself. It''s no big deal. I just can''t stand their three treacherous laughter."


    Zhao Liya turned her eyes, took care of it, and patted her small chest: "wait and see me punish them."


    Li Tiezhu feels distressed. It''s small enough. Don''t shoot it. If you don''t feel distressed, I still feel distressed: "OK."


    Half an hour later, the scene of Shen Teng''s quarrel with Fang Bo was finished, and the hot pot also arrived. The hot pot store sent four clerks to drive to deliver the meal, and asked for some signed group photos.


    The crew stopped to eat hot pot, and Zhao Liya has sharpened her knife to pigs and sheep.

 Chapter 557

    "That''s a deal. If the box office of" people in an embarrassing way "exceeds seven times the cost and unlocks your achievement of" Crazy Stone ", the director will lose to Li Tiezhu 5 million. On the contrary, Li Tiezhu will lose to you 5 million."


    "Yes, I can. If I remember correctly," people in embarrassment "costs 30 million, that is, it takes more than 200 million at the box office."


    "Yes."


    "Liya, do you believe in Li Tiezhu? He is the first real film director."


    "I don''t care. It''s his money anyway."


    "Er..."


    Ning''s stone is covered, and his belly is hot and old, and he forgot to clip it up.


    Yes, this gamble looks exciting, but in fact, Zhao Liya, the initiator, didn''t participate at all. He or Li Tiezhu can only lose money.


    So, how did I get hooked?


    yes!


    Zhao Liya said that he had seen the script of "people in an embarrassing way", which was not comparable to "Crazy Stone", but he felt that his grades should also be not bad, which angered Ning Shitou. That film was his painstaking work, and then he began to bet inexplicably.


    This is Zhao Liya''s racial talent. After all, rabbit smashing is not ethical and good at fooling.


    The most terrible thing is that every time she lames someone else, she doesn''t have anything to do with the play posture.


    Shen Teng said, "director, your five million is basically for nothing."


    Fang Bo: "it''s more than a free gift? It''s just a collection of money. Think about it. Although the cost of Tiezhu''s film is low, with him and Xu bald son starring, the 200 million box office is not sprinkled with water? Even if the immortals fight in the Spring Festival next year, with their lineup, as long as the plot doesn''t collapse, how can 200 million be difficult?"


    Ning Shitou patted his head: "cheated! Zhao Liya, you are too insidious!"


    This is indeed the case. In terms of the lineup, the combination of Li Tiezhu and Xu Shan is no worse than that of Fang Bo and Shen. Everyone is 50-50. After all, Li Tiezhu is really brilliant in the past two years. Coupled with the popularity of "soldier assault", the box office appeal is just.


    Zhao Liya shrugged and gave Li Tiezhu a shrimp slide. Who let you fool Tiezhu to treat?


    Shen Teng added a knife: "moreover, Kung Fu is also released in the Spring Festival. The influence of Xingye''s works can be poor? Li Tiezhu is the hero of Kung Fu. Do you think the audience will want to see another one after watching it? Li Tiezhu is also set for the Spring Festival, which is actually very chicken thief."


    Ning Shitou nodded: "indeed, we don''t want to compete for the first and the second in the Spring Festival! Our opponent is the wandering earth."


    Zhao Liya scalded a duck intestines: "you don''t like" people in the embarrassing way "


    Ning Shitou: "it''s not that I can''t see it. This is a blockbuster with a cost of 200 million. How can the box office run to 1.5 billion? It''s also seven times. This is my principle for making movies!"


    Good guy, he installed it.


    The box office of my film is more than seven times the investment. It''s not a matter of level. It''s my principle.


    Zhao Liya arched the fire and asked Li Tiezhu, "what is the box office goal of your film?"


    Li Tiezhu: "one billion. Aunt Tao Hong said she was a producer."


    In fact, the main investors of the film are Li Tiezhu and Xu Shan. They invested 25 million together, and the remaining 5 million was distributed to other parties. Songzhuer said it was called equal rain and dew. She has always been so generous.


    It''s much more difficult to manage a zoo well than an entertainment company. Zhu Er is a natural manager.


    "Oh, Tiezhu, how dare you say! It broke one billion for the first time?"


    Fang Bo couldn''t listen any more. Although he also invested 500000 yuan for "people in an embarrassing way", it was all mixed fun. He didn''t want to earn too much. He thought that if the film could have a box office of 500 million, he could get back two or three million yuan.


    Ning Shitou nodded again and again. He didn''t look down on Li Tiezhu, but he knew too well. With his mental retardation, how could he direct the play?


    Take what to break a billion? Get a broken head?


    Shen Teng poked: "brother Bo, what if Li Tiezhu breaks a billion? What are you betting on?"


    Fang Bo: "how about I bet five million? Let me tell you, I invested 500000 in his film. If I break one billion, I can make five million. I don''t lose!"


    Shen mouteng: "yo! It''s a little interesting."


    Fang Bo looked at Shen and said, "you bet, too?"


    Shen Teng smiled: "I don''t! Gambling is against the law! I''m a good citizen."


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Teng can''t do it. He''s very bad. He looks bad. I bet and lose. I''ve been on his program. It''s not a person''s design, but his character."


    Shen Teng was anxious: "you can''t! How... How can I not?"


    Zhao Liya: "then you''ll come five million? Let''s have fun."


    Shen Teng''s IQ is high: "no! Why give you music? It''s OK to be happy. It''s 2 billion, and the box office breaks 2 billion. I''ll give you 5 million. No, you give it to me."


    Li Tiezhu waved: "isn''t it obvious to lose money? I don''t know."


    "Yes!"


    Zhao Liya saw the excitement and decided immediately.


    Shen Teng smiled: "xiaoliya, can you be the leader of the iron pillar? If you can, I''ll be happy. Here''s to you."


    Zhao Liya took up the glass and said, "I has the final say! Don''t be afraid of silly columns. Three gamble, if you win two, you will not lose. One billion, is it not big? Don''t panic. When you declare your hair, you can find me and give you the whole job."


    Ning Shitou was stunned to find that he had become a joke. People gambled $1 billion and $2 billion. He gambled $200 million with him. It was a losing game!


    Why?


    If I do something wrong, please let songzhuer punish me! Why should Zhao Liya come?


    Songzhuer''s words, at most, cause a little mental damage. This is different. It''s double damage in spirit and material. The most excessive thing is to be a fool!


    So why should I challenge myself and invite Li Tiezhu again when "medicine God"?


    There must be something wrong.


    Ning Shitou suddenly said, "can I upgrade?"


    Shen mouteng: "poof..."


    The beer gushed out.


    Fang Bo also smiled: "not by plane, but also upgraded?"


    Ning Shitou: "it''s not fair! It''s all a bet. Why do I have 200 million and he has 2 billion? Doesn''t it make it clear to me?"


    Zhao Liya said: "let''s say, director, the business is fair, and the bet is what you love and I want. I''m afraid it will have a bad impact if you openly repent."


    "How can I upgrade?"


    "You have to pay more."


    "Er... How much?"


    "For example, one billion box office 30 million?"


    "Forget it, you''ve been a fool once, and you want me to be a second time?"


    Ning Shitou refused. He has figured out that this billion box office doesn''t look too difficult. Fang Bo is also a loser.


    After eating hot pot for two hours, everyone ate and drank happily except Ning Shitou, who was fooled into paying IQ tax. While Fang Bo and Shen Teng drank, Ning Shitou filmed a drunken scene between them.


    Li Tiezhu still helps the program team go in and out. Zhao Liya deceives Ning Shitou from time to time, which has been defused by him. Now he finds that the woman is pure and lovely, but she is more dangerous than songzhuer.


    This woman doesn''t look like a good person!


    In the evening, it''s finally time to shoot the guest play of Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya.


    The story is very simple. Geng Hao and Dafei get drunk with aliens. After calling the police, Geng Hao wants the police to catch aliens, but Dafei wants to make medicine and wine with aliens, so he tries to stop them.


    Ning Shitou told Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya the play, and then asked Li Tiezhu uneasily, "do you understand me?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I see."


    Ning Shitou gave a sound and said, "you are a preconceived role. You don''t trust Geng Hao at all from the beginning, and you''re even a little tired of that."


    Li Tiezhu: "I see."


    Ning Shitou broke Li Tiezhu''s face to confirm that he had learned a lesson after all, so he didn''t dare to believe Li Tiezhu: "come on, you say the first and second lines again, I''ll give you a ride."


    Li Tiezhu: "how much wine do you drink?"


    Ning Shitou: "I didn''t drink."


    Li Tiezhu said angrily, "how much do you drink?"


    Ning Shitou clapped his hands and said, "it''s unscientific! It''s absolutely unscientific!"


    Shen mouteng said, "what''s the matter? Isn''t iron pillar acting very well?"


    Fang Bojian said, "so it''s unscientific. This time he understood the director''s play without translation. It''s too mysterious. He made a guest appearance two years ago, but he didn''t annoy the director and kicked me a few times."


    Anyway, if Li Tiezhu can play, it will be much less difficult.


    When all departments were ready, Ning Shitou said, "aikexing!"


    Da!


    Play notes and the performance begins.


    Li Tiezhu, dressed in a police uniform, followed Fang Bo, who was dancing and talking, to the gate of Huaguo Mountain. Zhao Liya followed in an electric police car.


    Geng Hao: "I tell you, the alien inside can fly. No, he can fly people. Just now he hung me up and had to sue on two floors. Take a big chain on the second floor, ouch..."


    Bang!


    Fang Bo was so engaged in the performance that he suddenly fell forward.


    The small tram driven by Zhao Liya came askew and hit Fang Bo''s ass.


    Ning Shitou: "card!"


    The staff gathered around.


    Li Tiezhu picked up Fang Bo: "are you okay?"


    Zhao Liya jumped out of the car nervously: "I''m sorry! I guessed wrong when I stepped on the brake."


    Fang Bo was OK. He grinned and rubbed his ass: "I''m a good boy. Last time Li Tiezhu kicked me, this time Zhao Liya directly drove into me. How did I offend you?"


    Ning Shitou: "didn''t you say you can drive an electric car? Where''s the snake skin?"


    Zhao Liya said, "the electric car I''m talking about is a two wheeled one. Who knows it? The accelerator and brake are together, and the design is unreasonable."


    Ning Shitou: "you don''t have a driver''s license?"


    Zhao Liya said righteously: "I only turned 18 last month! How could I get my driver''s license? However, songzhuer got me a fake. Do you want to see it? I''ll take it with me."


    Ning Shitou was angry: "I''ll see a hammer! What''s the use of a fake? You can''t drive. How do you shoot this play?"


    Zhao Liya: "I can drive, but I''m not very good at this."


    Ning Shitou: "I said to find an actor to drive, Li Tiezhu, your uncle!"


    Zhao Liya thought for a moment and said, "why don''t you pull the green screen?"


    Ning Shitou: "for such a play, do special effects? I might as well spend money to change an actor."


    Zhao Liya: "that won''t work. We signed a contract. I''ve decided to play this role."


    Ning Shitou: "


    Li Tiezhu looked at Xiang Ning Shitou sympathetically. It''s not easy for me to be smarter. Others punished him. The director is also a high-risk career.

 Chapter 558

    Ning Shitou was not at ease. He emptied the cast and staff, vacated the open space outside Huaguo Mountain, and said to Zhao Liya, "who, you can drive two laps and practice more."


    Shen mouteng: "yes! Practice. I don''t want to change my partner on the way. Don''t go to Fang Bo''s ICU."


    Fang Bo said gratefully, "you still love me. They all focus on whether Zhao Liya will drive."


    Shen mouteng: "I just think that if I change the protagonist, I have to do it again."


    Fang Bo: "you are special. How can you be as shameless as Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? What''s none of my business?"


    Fang Bo: "why don''t you care?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well... Bo Ge''er, do you want safflower oil? Ya ya!"


    "What do I want safflower oil for?"


    "Put some on your face."


    "I don''t want it!"


    According to Zhao Liya, she drove her electric car around the square. In addition to driving to the green belt once and down the gutter once, it was generally good.


    Ning Shitou: "OK! OK, keep shooting."


    Fang Bo: "that''s all right? You don''t treat actors as animals! No, I mean, I don''t treat actors as people. If I have three advantages and two disadvantages..."


    Ning Shitou: "don''t be afraid, the actors of our play have bought insurance."


    Fang Bo: "well, no, what is insurance?"


    Ning Shitou: "life accident insurance."


    "Which company?"


    "Man and beast!"


    "Chinese people and animals? I can go to NIMA! I''m even more flustered."


    "Don''t worry, you and iron pillar can''t hit you every time?"


    "That means we''ll hit again?"


    "Filming, the conditions are difficult, overcome it."


    "I''m NIMA..."


    What else does Fang Bo have to say.


    Ning Shitou said, "all departments are ready!"


    After years of professional accomplishment, Fang Bo shut up and consciously stood next to Li Tiezhu to prepare for the performance. Of course, he didn''t forget to look back anxiously at Zhao Liya driving the tram behind. The latter returned with a bright smile and tiger teeth flashing.


    "Ai Ke Xing!"


    "I tell you, the alien inside can fly... Hey! Hey..."


    Fang Bo just began to say his lines. When he looked at Li Tiezhu, he saw Zhao Liya''s car coming to him again. It was so cute that he was startled and flashed left and right. However, in her panic, Zhao Liya predicted Fang Bo''s prediction and stepped on the accelerator as the brake.


    "Sleeping trough... Ah!!"


    Duang, Fang Bo fell to the ground for the second time.


    It''s not heavy, because the car can''t get up fast, but if a normal person is hit, he can''t stand stably.


    Li Tiezhu stood beside him, safe and sound, with an ignorant face.


    Zhao Liya jumped out of the car and turned pale. "What are you stopping me for? I''m scared to death."


    Fang Bo got up hard: "I said, can you drive?"


    Zhao Liya seemed to wear a mask of pain: "no!"


    "Er..."


    "I said no, I didn''t even have a driver''s license. You stopped me. I was driving well."


    "You shake left and right and aim at me every time. It''s called driving well?"


    "If you don''t move, you won''t hit you."


    "I... I saw you turning the steering wheel."


    "I turned the steering wheel to avoid you, Mr. Fang Bo. As a result, you bumped into it yourself. Are you stupid?"


    Fang Bo: "I... if it weren''t for your grandfather and Zhao Tianhua, I would want to force you to quit the crew!"


    Zhao Liya: "my grandfather can''t drive either. He has a driver."


    Fang Bo: "


    At this time, Ning Shitou came up with a sigh and said, "Bo''er, don''t hide. She''s a novice. The more you hide, the more flustered she is. If you don''t hide, she won''t deliberately hit you."


    Fang Bo: "really? Well... It''s still my fault."


    Zhao Liya endured the pain of carsickness and said, "be brave and don''t be nervous."


    Fang Bo: "


    Ning Shitou pulled out his skull and looked at Li Tiezhu: "I won''t invite you to act again! Forever."


    Li Tiezhu said, "is it because I''m so popular that you can''t afford to pay? Don''t be afraid, I''ll give you a discount."


    Ning Shitou had a sentence that his mother was stuck in his throat, but he didn''t say it.


    "Come again! Bo''er, remember not to hide."


    "Oh!"


    Fang Bo thought, I didn''t hide the first time. What''s the result?


    Start performing again.


    Originally, Zhao Liya''s driving skills have gradually improved, but she feels dizzy, cold limbs and carsick. She often gets carsick, so she loves the electric donkey. Therefore, at this moment, she wants to stay in Suke, Shudu.


    "He can fly people up. Just now he hung me up. It must be two floors high... Ah ah ah?"


    Fang Bo panicked once, and Zhao Liya rushed at her again.


    No, I can''t be nervous.


    Calm down!


    He forced himself to calm down and said, "take a big chain on the second floor, bang bang, pour, almost give it to me... Eh? Lying trough!"


    This time, he couldn''t help but be nervous, because Zhao Liya''s car had soared to less than two meters, and the cliff came at him again, very accurate.


    Fang Bo trembled and jumped. He had to say that his jumping ability was very excellent.


    Directly jumped on Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu subconsciously stretched out his hand and came to a princess hug. The scene was a little embarrassed.


    Zhao Liya''s car snake skin moves out of the camera.


    The director didn''t stop. Li Tiezhu hardened his scalp and looked down at Fang Bo in his arms.


    Fang Bo threw his hair enchanting: "I almost died."


    Li Tiezhu: "how much do you drink?"


    Fang Bo: "I didn''t drink."


    Li Tiezhu threw away Fang Bo with a look of disgust. It was really not a performance. He patted the police uniform: "how much do you drink?"


    Fang Bo stumbled two steps: "Oh! Yes! Aliens let us drink."


    Li Tiezhu showed constipation and was in place.


    Fang Bo began to wave to him, "stop talking. Don''t care how much wine he drank."


    "No, you play with the police this big night?"


    "Why do I play with the police?"


    "What do you do?"


    "I play monkey."


    Li Tiezhu looked like he wanted to beat people.


    Squeak¡ª¡ª


    At this time, Zhao Liya''s car finally drifted into the warehouse and stopped. When she stopped, the car was crooked.


    Then, Zhao Liya got out of the car and covered her chest: "Er, vomit..."


    Retch up and walk a little crooked.


    "Card!"


    Ning Shitou finally stopped the performance. In this section, two scenes followed the shooting, both of which were long shots.


    Fang Bo first apologized: "I''m sorry, director. I can''t do it if I don''t jump. I''m really coming for me."


    Zhao Liya patted her chest and felt like vomiting.


    It''s also a talent to drive and vomit yourself.


    Li Tiezhu said, "let''s do it again. Is Ya Ya OK?"


    Zhao Liya waved her hand: "slow... Slow..."


    Ning Shitou looked at this and that, and finally said with a smile, "very perfect! Exceeded expectations! Passed."


    "Ah?"


    Three actors grow up at the same time, so perfunctory?


    "It''s really very good. Let''s see the effect!"


    Ning Shitou asks the three actors to go to the computer next to the director. Now they learn from Xu laoguai when making movies. They use FinalCut that can be roughly cut in time, which is very efficient.


    Several actors watched it around the computer. It was really very essence. The most essence was that Fang Bo jumped and hugged Li Tiezhu''s princess. They asked how much they drank, threw it away and asked how much they drank. It was very coherent and full of joy. Moreover, finally, Zhao Liya''s retching when she stopped to get off is also unique.


    Anyway, this is a comedy movie. What you want is laughter.


    Li Tiezhu: "so... Let''s take the following?"


    Ning Shitou nodded again and again: "shoot, continue shooting. Teacher Shen is ready to come out!"


    Shoot again.


    "Sorry! I have to criticize you, police elder brother. In the middle of the night, a wine mask called the police and said that aliens were coming, so you also called the police? Is this too considerate of the common people?"


    Shen mouteng is as obscene as ever.


    Fang Bo: "are you deep well ice? What about aliens?"


    Shen mouteng pointed to himself: "here! I''m an alien, OK?"


    Zhao Liya covered her mouth and turned to the side of Shen Teng and Fang Bo: "vomit ~"


    Fang Bo pushed Shen mouteng: "did you drink too much? Wake up."


    Li Tiezhu was going to go to the door. Shen Teng stopped him: "drink wine once, make wine fraud once, that''s all."


    Li Tiezhu: "drink with you?"


    Shen mouteng: "drink with me."


    "Then you are an alien."


    "Yes, yes, yes."


    "Which star are you from? Why? There are too many dark clouds to find home?"


    Background: Zhao Liya is taking photos of Fang Bo for evidence collection, and Fang Bo explains with dancing.


    Zhao Liya played by herself: "why did you two tear your clothes when drinking? There''s still a wound on your face?"


    Fang Bo: "aliens are ferocious!"


    Zhao Liya looked back at Shen mouteng: "I see! If you encounter domestic violence in the future, remember to call the police. If you are voluntary, then... Pay attention to the scale!"


    Shen tengmeng and Li Tiezhu were stunned.


    The little train is starting!


    Fang Bo was startled. There were no lines in the script. Moreover, according to the script, Zhao Liya didn''t have a line.


    But he was quick witted and quickly replied, "it''s an alien, not him. We''re fine. We take a nap in a bed."


    Zhao Liya turned and walked away: "there''s no need to describe the details, that''s it."


    She also added drama to herself, gave Li Tiezhu a retreating look, and then vomited, another nausea.


    Li Tiezhu said to Shen mouteng, "happiness is OK, but pay attention to moderation. You see that he is covered with injuries. Don''t you feel distressed? OK, after waking up, come to me for a temporary residence permit with your planet''s valid certificates."


    Shen Teng smiled awkwardly: "I... this is really bad."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the sky: "if you don''t come, I''ll repatriate you and let Xiao Zhao drive a spaceship."


    Xiao Zhao: "vomit..."


    "Card!"


    After Ning Shitou stopped, he was surprised. How did NIMA get dirty? Moreover, Zhao Liya took the initiative to pollute it. It''s really not a fuel-efficient lamp. It''s a playwright.


    However, the effect was unexpectedly good!


    He had decided to give them a passionate and affectionate look at each other after the police left.


    Wonderful!


    "How''s it going?"


    "Director, I added words without authorization, vomit..."


    "I''m stupid. Why am I abnormal?"


    Ning Shitou said, "very good! This paragraph is left. The scenes of Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya are very interesting. Especially the sentence behind that Xiao Zhao drives a spaceship."

 Chapter 559

    After setting the tone, Ning Shitou is still a little hard to believe. Is it too silky to shoot Li Tiezhu this time?


    There were two problems in the middle because Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu didn''t collapse. In addition, he not only acted online, but also responded appropriately to each accident. For example, hold Fang Bo, for example, catch the lines added by Zhao Liya without authorization.


    There must be something wrong!


    Rather stone let Fang Bo and Shen Teng go aside to have a rest. On the way, he found Li Tiezhu for the next play.


    Li Tiezhu is eating oranges for Zhao Liya: "if you are carsick, you''d better smell the orange peel. The effect is very good."


    Zhao Liya''s face was defeated. She smelled the orange peel and felt better.


    Ning Shitou: "is LIA all right? She played very well!"


    Zhao Liya said, "look, director, I''m carsick in order to play a good play. Why do you want to give me a more part next time?"


    You drive yourself dizzy


    Ning Shitou thought carefully and decided to gou Yibo: "say it again, have a good rest. Iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    "You''re very clear about this filming. It''s different when you''re on Nortel. It''s much smarter."


    Ning Shitou is very pleased. He also graduated from the director department of Nortel. However, he is not happy for his alma mater, but for his ability to teach actors. There are no actors I can''t teach well!


    Li Tiezhu said: "this play is very clear. It''s a policeman who doesn''t know the truth and dislikes them very much."


    Ning Shitou: "yes! I said it twice and you understood it. It has made rapid progress."


    Li Tiezhu: "it has nothing to do with you. It''s impossible for anyone to understand what you said. What from the inside to the outside, what feelings of conflict and rhythm, is this human language? Fortunately, I sent the script to songzhuer in the afternoon, and she told me the play in advance. Otherwise, it must not be so smooth tonight."


    Ning Shi had no sense of achievement when he was in the first place. Is it pine and bamboo again? This time it''s not a translation, so I''ll tell the play directly in advance?


    The key, is it right?


    Ning Shitou was unwilling and asked, "what did she say? You... Say it and let me learn it well."


    Li Tiezhu: "she said that my character was getting married, but she didn''t collect enough bride price money, and didn''t buy a house. She was despised by the prospective mother-in-law every day. At work, she was transferred to the night shift because she didn''t drink with the leaders, and she had to bring new people like Xiao Zhao. The bonus was also ruined. Therefore, the character is now very difficult. People who hate drinking more are more disgusted when they see that Fang Bo and Shen are drunk..."


    Zhao Liya said, "and Fang Bo is injured. Tengge is wearing gailigai again. He seriously suspects that they are gay."


    Ning Shitou: "is this the analysis of pine and bamboo?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what I said is that Zhao Liya thought it herself."


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee... Isn''t it obvious? Mr. Fang Bo''s clothes are torn and his face is hurt. He also said that he was almost killed by drinking when he tied his neck with an iron chain and hung it up... Hei hei! It''s too evil. When these details are combined, isn''t it obvious to stir the base? It''s still a heavy taste."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s really unexpected if you don''t say it."


    Zhao Liya: "if you don''t pay attention to details, I''m different..."


    Ning Shitou shook his head and sighed, "talent!"


    Is this NIMA a female singer? She''s only eighteen? Haven''t you got your driver''s license yet? But you drive very hard! Why not drive F1?


    The plot understood by Mingming songzhuer and Zhao Liya is completely different from what I designed. Why is it in place after it is performed? There are even unexpected comic effects.


    There must be something wrong.


    At this time, Fang Bo came over and asked Ning Shitou, "director, I feel a little weak where Dafei advised me to go back."


    Ning Shitou said, "tell me."


    Fang Bo: "I already know the horror of aliens. How can I go back with him easily? I need a stronger reason or promotion."


    Ning Shitou scratched his head: "let me think..."


    Zhao Liya jumped up excitedly: "the basic situation can be promoted!"


    Fang Bo: "ah?"


    Ning Shitou: "your play is over. Let''s have a rest."


    Zhao Liya: "Teng Ge in the script said he was ok, so he went in, and he wasn''t afraid of Geng Hao calling the police again? Obviously, it was almost. If you say, come on, our relationship has been in the wine for decades. After that, don''t you think it''s perfect to wink angrily at Bo Ge? Then Teng Ge will run back, and Bo Ge will definitely follow."


    Ning Shitou frowned: "it''s all in the wine?"


    It seems good. After all, Dafei has soaked the aliens in wine at this time. This suggestive line won''t be spoiled. But when the audience found that the aliens soaked in wine, this sentence was in the wine. It''s another pun. The two brothers'' wealth for decades is in the wine.


    Fang Bo: "I think it''s good!"


    Ning Shitou: "let''s try again..."


    Filming began again. Zhao Liya is a self familiar person. Since she participated in the plot, she automatically regarded herself as an associate director and rushed up to teach Fang Bo and Shen mouteng how to perform the basic feeling. Let alone, she is quite professional.


    Ning Shi''s head stared and asked Li Tiezhu, "has she always been like this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you want to say?"


    "I mean, has she been so rotten?"


    "Uh... Right?"


    "Tut tut!"


    It''s very late to finish the play, because today''s shooting effect is very good and the progress is fast. Everyone instigates and forces Ning Shitou to treat.


    Several people were eating pickles and drinking beer in the hotel room, discussing the next play.


    Li Tiezhu''s "soldier assault" is being replayed on TV.


    Ning Shitou suddenly said, "this TV play is very good. Iron pillar, why don''t you make the movie version of soldier assault? Sequel ah or something, which is equivalent to IP taking shape!"


    Shen mouteng: "yes, Penguin also made a chicken eating game with this IP. It''s getting old recently. If you make a movie, young people will buy it?"


    Fang Bo: "not to mention soldier assault, at least make a military film."


    Li Tiezhu thought, do you stand and talk without backache, and military theme scripts don''t need money? And the investment cost is so high that it''s on the street? The meal should be eaten in one bite.


    "The first time you make a movie, be steady," he said


    Zhao Liya gnawed at the duck''s wings and raised her hand: "no, no?! don''t you all think soldier assault is a military film?"


    Fang Bo: "what else?"


    Ning Shitou: "although this TV play is very ordinary in action and few in war, it must be a military film! What else can it be?"


    Zhao Liya: "it''s a love story! A Cinderella''s love story with two princes and three knights."


    Li Tiezhu was startled and almost choked after drinking beer.


    Ning stone showed an expression of doubt about life.


    Shen tengte was interested: "Yo? There are such hidden attributes? Tell me, tell me carefully. I like to chat with a smart little girl like you."


    Zhao Liya''s serious face: "First of all, Xu Sanduo is a silly little transparent who doesn''t stand out in autumn. One of them likes to bully him from childhood, but he doesn''t know how to express his love. Then, Xu Sanduo met his first knight squad leader. The squad leader treated him like his first love. Finally, he helped him grow up, but he lost his foundation and left. He also secretly loved the squad leader From the very beginning, I hated Xu Sanduo very much until the monitor left. This mood reached the peak. Then, the ups and downs turned. He saw things and thought of people or loved houses and Ukraine, and also fell in love with the simple and lovely Xu Sanduo... "


    To tell the truth, Ning Shitou, Fang Bo and Shen mouteng have not seen the TV play completely, but as insiders, they have also known the general plot of the play and occasionally brushed the wonderful fragments of the play, but no one thought there was such a version!


    Li Tiezhu was also stunned and wanted to refute, but he couldn''t find a loophole at all.


    Zhao Liya continued her analysis with confidence: "Even in the end, in order to make Xu Sanduo successful, he eliminated himself, which is to sacrifice for love. After three knights and two princes, the first is Gao Cheng, the company commander of Aojiao prince. He didn''t like Xu Sanduo from the first sight, but later, with the help of his two favorite knights, he realized Xu Sanduo''s good. When the company was dissolved, he went back to work After a period of time with Xu Sanduo, they even lived together and chatted for one night, and their feelings warmed up rapidly. However, when the time came for separation, they went to two different troops. They were lucky. From then on, the lovers were separated from each other because of the tease of fate... "


    Fang Bo: "I''m NIMA!"


    Shen mouteng: "my blood is boiling! Why didn''t tie Zhu invite you to write a screenplay?"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "


    Zhao Liya said: "At that time, I was busy sprinting for the college entrance examination. I was busy! I didn''t talk much. Let''s talk about the story of Xu Sanduo and the right prince. Long ago, Xu Sanduo captured Yuen Long alive, which made the proud Yuen Long appreciate Xu Sanduo''s simple little wild flower and covet it for a long time. Finally, Prince Gao Cheng and Xu Sanduo separated. He asked Xu Sanduo to come to his side for training. Speak up Among so many knights and princes, Yuanlang Zhenggong undoubtedly knows Xu Sanduo best. Moreover, he dotes on Xu Sanduo more than the monitor and takes whatever he wants. Even, in order to give Xu Sanduo more face, he once again recognizes the talent of the little Knight he doesn''t like. Remember? Yuanlang said to Gao Cheng in the last episode, thank you for cultivating such an excellent girlfriend, shrimp and pig heart! Gao Cheng is extremely sad and angry , he said that girlfriends are not trained, even if they are, they are not trained for you. Then Xu Sanduo stayed with his main palace and the long carriage of green plum foot horse knight, and the whole play ended! "


    The logic is self consistent and flawless.


    Li Tiezhu is a fool. My play and three views are ruined!


    Shen mouteng smiled and applauded: "wonderful! It''s the so-called rotten eye to see Renji. Liya, you''re really a screenwriter. Comment on crazy stone?"


    Ning Shitou and Fang Bo at the same time Erkang hand: "no!"


    Zhao Liya smiled modestly: "I''m flattered. I''m just good at thinking and summarizing from different angles. You can work harder."


    The three people waved their hands and said, "I dare not."


    Zhao Liya said, "Hey! Tie Zhu is so stupid, so I''ll help you check it when shooting" people are in an embarrassing way ". It''s mainly about the plot!"


    Li Tiezhu wants to stop talking!

 Chapter 560

    Rabbit smash said he wanted to "guide" Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu always felt that something strange was going to happen, but he was embarrassed to refuse. After all, it was his own rabbit smash.


    Eating and drinking is not a matter of life and death, but just chatting and decompressing. Moreover, everyone has something to do tomorrow, so they broke up before 11 o''clock.


    That night, Li Tiezhu took a shower in his room and slipped into Zhao Liya''s room to discuss the "plot" with her. When the belly black rabbit smashing attribute began to appear gradually, Li Tiezhu felt that he benefited a lot.


    Li Tiezhu was also very measured and vowed to defend Zhao Liya''s perfect body to the death.


    Zhao Liya fell asleep in Li Tiezhu''s arms. He opened the quilt, enjoyed it, covered it again, and calmed down to enter the system.


    The rabbit wants two new songs, which is a bit deadly.


    Now Li Tiezhu''s intellectual value assets are exhausted. There is no deposit. Even the principal is a little low.


    Current intelligence: 89 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 0 points.


    Music Achievement: 18442 points. (mainly because the album sells well in beimi)


    Variety achievement: 10018 points. (both the ending of "Oh Huo primitive man" and the guest star "Chinese restaurant" have good ratings)


    Film and television achievements: 8498 points. (this is a little difficult...)


    Tiktok: 143 million 120 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99%. (this is fascinating...)


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: obedience symbol x3


    Obedient talisman. Li Tiezhu really can''t find the occasion and object to use. At present, it seems to be meaningless. As far as he is concerned, he is actually going to save it for Xiong er. She is too principled and not gregarious. It is necessary to make her obedient.


    [Ding! Congratulations on your variety achievement. Unlock the medal of "showing your edge" and reward intelligence value of 10 points.]


    Li Tiezhu was surprised. The little white rabbit in his arms was crying in his sleep. How could he suddenly reward him?


    He took out his cell phone to find out.


    Oh, it turned out that the last issue of Chinese restaurant he participated in was broadcast tonight. It just reached an achievement value of 10000 points.


    Dozing is coming. Send pillows!


    Li Tiezhu finally doesn''t have to tangle. With 10 intelligence points, he can buy songs for the rabbit. Of course, he should save.


    Now Li Tiezhu doesn''t have to look for songs in the system. He has activated the system for more than two years and more than 700 days. He has auditioned thousands of songs in the system, and he has a judgment.


    So it''s easy to buy songs for Zhao Liya.


    "Invisible wings" has 5 intelligence points. I bought this song because Yaya is very suitable for the singing method of fairy Zhang in the system. She sings "dream flower" very well.


    "Little white rabbit" has 2 intelligence points. In addition to 3 intelligence points left for emergencies, it is also because this song is... Appropriate.


    "Small white rabbit, white and white..."


    Li Tiezhu took another look at the quilt. It was really white. He had a fight with lengba.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu also has no discrimination against the depth of skin color. White is good and black is wonderful, especially the gradient color of a bear


    Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu got up, took out his dark and cold... Tablet, put on his headphones and began to "copy" the music. The melodies of the two songs were not too complex, especially the little white rabbit.


    Therefore, in less than two hours, Li Tiezhu made a simple demo accompaniment. In the past two years, his efficiency of "copying songs" has also been much higher. Perhaps this is practice makes perfect.


    Just then Zhao Liya woke up, shyly put on her pajamas thrown under the bed by Li Tiezhu, and came to listen to the music with a red face.


    "Do you like it?"


    Li Tiezhu hugged her and asked.


    Zhao Liya pretended to be proud and charming: "hum! I like invisible wings. If the rabbit is small... Bah! Shameless."


    "Hey, hey..."


    "Give me the lyrics."


    "Here, I''ll add it to the demo and send it to you."


    "OK! I can finally release my second album, thank you. Forget it, I won''t thank you. The meat is paid!"


    "Er..."


    "Yo? Do you know I''m sorry?"


    After lingering for a while, Li Tiezhu quietly returned to his room, took his luggage, said hello to Ning Shitou, Fang Bo and Shen mouteng, and took Zhao Liya away.


    Zhao Liya flew back to Kyoto to continue her school, while Li Tiezhu went to the East China Sea to play a guest role in the wandering earth.


    Wu Jing took good care of Li Tiezhu and filmed for three days in total. Because they were all special effects scenes with green screen, Li Tiezhu performed very hard. The director and Wu Jing did not scold him. Instead, they were very patient, communicated and tried again and again, so that Li Tiezhu finally completed a simple guest performance.


    Three days later, when Li Tiezhu''s play was finally finished, he felt the special transport vehicle in front of the huge green cloth in the studio, and his heart surged.


    This is what a real man should shoot. This car is no hotter than an excavator?


    The only regret is that the car can''t really start.


    Wu Jing is a very upright northern man: "how do you feel?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "how handsome this car is!"


    Wu Jing shrugged: "handsome is handsome, but it''s also expensive. I''ve paid tens of millions. It''s hard to make this film! But the director is really good. Although he is a newcomer, I think he can make this film well."


    Li Tiezhu: "no money for me! I have plenty of money. If I can''t go out again, I can only donate it again."


    If he can invest, Li Tiezhu will not be eager to donate money, because he is no longer the Han Han before. Investment can make money, and then donate more. Matsushita says this is a positive cycle.


    But Li Tiezhu generally doesn''t invest blindly and is afraid of losing money, but his feelings of participating in the performance in the past three days and the few rough cut fragments he saw tell him that the film will be popular.


    Even, Li Tiezhu made a sweat for Zhou Xingxing''s Kung Fu.


    Even a newcomer like him, he can see that wandering earth is more awesome than crazy alien. It is a high-quality film that can break the wrist with Kung Fu in terms of quality.


    Wu Jing looked at Li Tiezhu carefully and was not in a hurry to speak. Until he was sure that Li Tiezhu was not bluffing, he turned and shouted, "fan Zi! Come here, I''ll find you a wronged big head, a wronged big head who is richer than me!"


    The director immediately blinked over and squeezed out a smile that I wanted to cheat money: "iron pillar intends to invest?"


    Li Tiezhu was a little empty: "how much is it?"


    Director: "originally, brother Jing invested 60 million, which is barely enough, but he also cut down several big special effects, and a lot of roadshow publicity..."


    Li Tiezhu: "tell me the number. I''ll see if I have enough money."


    Director Xi Xi: "how much money do you have?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have... No, you''re not right. I have to make movies. I only invested 15 million in my own movies. You can''t ask too much."


    Fifteen million? It''s too short.


    The director looked at Wu Jing. Wu Jing winked, pointed to herself and made an OK gesture.


    Director: "thirty million."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, I''ll call my agent."


    Wu Jing stamped his feet angrily and smiled at Li Tiezhu: "call."


    Turning around, he dragged the director aside and said, "are you short of a string in your mind? I asked you to pay the same price as me. The thief made money! A soldier assault made more than $100 million... What do you think?


    The director said, "I thought you were 30 million."


    Wu Jing sighed: "forget it! 30 million is OK. At least we don''t have to delete the lens, and the roadshow has landed... Smile service, remember to smile service."


    Then, Wu Jing and the director squeezed out a frightening smile, stared at Li Tiezhu and called Zhang Xiaomeng.


    Li Tiezhu was a little scared. How did he feel like pressing for debt at both ends?


    The money was still invested.


    Half an hour later, the money arrived and the investment contract was signed, but strangely, Li Tiezhu''s film pay was gone.


    Wu Jing''s explanation is: "if I give you film pay, you will suffer a loss because you are an investor! You see, I also participate in the show with zero film pay. I can''t help it. I spend all my own money."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh!"


    Although Oh, I still feel powerless. I feel that I have been whored for nothing, twice.


    For the first time, Ning Shitou paid him more than 2000 yuan for the film, but it cost him six or seven thousand yuan for the treat. This time, he was even more cruel. He didn''t get any pay, and he was fooled into throwing in 30 million yuan. Of course, it can''t be said to be fooling. Li Tiezhu put forward his own investment.


    A few months later, Li Tiezhu wouldn''t think so. At that time, he had only one idea... Well, it''s delicious!


    After that, Wu Jing, the cheeky guy, asked Li Tiezhu to write a song for the wandering earth for free, but Li Tiezhu flatly refused.


    My IQ arrears are very serious! It''s time to shut down if we owe more.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Jing, come and play a guest role in my film next month?"


    Wu Jing: "do you want to invest?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head like a rattle: "a small-cost film costs 30 million, which has long been enough."


    Many people haven''t invested in the film yet. The appeal of Li Tiezhu and Xu Shan is too strong. In fact, many people are looking for relationships to invest, so Li Tiezhu and Xu Shan don''t dominate all their investments.


    I can''t help it. Both songzhuer and aunt Tao Hong say they want rain and dew.


    So, where is the investment gap for Wu Jing now?


    Wu Jing: "then I won''t come."


    Li Tiezhu thought about it. Last year, war dragon 2 swept the country. Wu Jing still had a strong box office appeal. Can he pull it or want to pull it? So he said, "why not? You guest star in my film and I''ll guest star in yours next time?"


    Wu Jing''s face was happy: "see you outside, isn''t it? What''s the relationship between us? Of course I want to support you in making a film. It''s free. As for whether you guest or not, it''s not a matter... Sign a mutual free guest contract. I''ll let my assistant do it right away."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    There are really no good people in this circle!


    It was not easy for Li Tiezhu to leave the crew of wandering earth after signing two treaties that were not considered loss of rights and humiliation.


    In the past, Zhuer and maozi always said that this circle was a man eating world. Li Tiezhu didn''t believe it. No one ate him except them, but now he believes it.


    Brother Jing, I have to say that he is a good man, but he is also very deceitful... I can only say that boys must protect themselves when they are alone.


    After repeated whoring, Li Tiezhu fled back to Kyoto. After two weeks of class, he was finally going to start shooting "people in an embarrassing way".


    On November 3, the crew of "people in an embarrassing way" held a startup ceremony in Changsha, southern Hunan.

 Chapter 561

    Worship Guan Gong?


    Why worship Guan Gong? I am the successor of socialism! Meat and vegetables are not taboo... No, atheists who don''t invade ghosts and gods, you let me worship Guan Gong?


    It''s just to worship Guan Gong. At least he''s also the second master. He''s a famous expert in cutting with a knife in history.


    But what the hell is Wong Tai Sin?


    Generally speaking, although the Startup Ceremony has been prepared, Li Tiezhu still has some complaints and feels that it is unscientific.


    "Don''t force me, just kneel down and kowtow!"


    Hong Dabao took time out of his busy schedule to attend the opening ceremony of his martial nephew''s film. He was depressed because he didn''t make an action film, not even a special military theme. It''s a shame!


    So Hong Dabao kicked down Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu did not dare to be angry or speak. Martial uncle Dabao was really cute and kissed him more than his master.


    "Martial uncle, take it easy. The apprentice is delicate and expensive... Vomit ~"


    Hong Dabao gave him another kick to stop him from pushing.


    As a director, Li Tiezhu knelt down, and the others knelt down in turn. Then someone handed them three lit incense, three kowtows, and then inserted incense.


    Obviously, the opening ceremony was held by chunxiangjiang fan''er for a simple reason, because Hong Dabao asked people to handle it.


    It''s a long story to say, but it''s songzhuer who did it briefly.


    At this time, songzhu''er, a dragon suit actor of the crew and the empress dowager, stood next to Hong Dabao, obediently and skillfully handed over a cup of strong tea and said:


    "Elder martial uncle! How can I ask you to come by yourself? Tie Zhu and I are sorry. We don''t know how to do it. We asked you to send someone who knows how to do it. As a result, you came in person. We are so ashamed..."


    Hong dabaoniu stared: "what are you doing? Can''t I come? Yuan Lou''s fool doesn''t care... I can still care? All right! Come to me for something, this film must be successful! The next generation of our martial brothers can succeed by pointing to the iron pillar..."


    Matsushita: "Oh, we''re under a lot of pressure like you! Kung Fu by Zhou Xingxing, wandering earth by Wu Jing, and crazy aliens by Fang Bo and Shen mouteng. It''s good for our small budget film to have a box office of more than 100 million. Don''t expect too much!"


    Hong Dabao said, "don''t think about Zhou Xingxing. I, yuanlou and Zhou farun can''t resist... Besides, isn''t Tiezhu the number one male? If Zhou Xingxing wins, Tiezhu wins! As for the other two... It''s pretty powerful, but it doesn''t matter! As long as Tiezhu can kill yuanlou''s fool! Also special" magic detective Pu Songling " , what ghost movie? Shame! It''s time for Tiezhu to tell him the truth! "


    Matsushita: "what truth?"


    Hong Dabao hugged his stomach: "the truth is that we are all old! Movies belong to the next generation! Let''s just run errands and help... We have to see iron pillars and your generation to turn Hollywood over!"


    Songzhu''er smiled modestly and said, "martial uncle is still young! Where are you old? Tie Zhu and I, ha ha... We are too young to bear such a great pressure."


    The rabbit from one side smashed Zhao Liya and said coldly, "you can''t even play a TV play now. Don''t pretend to be forced, elder sister?"


    If the usual pine and bamboo children, they must slap them, and then ride on the rabbit to scratch until she gives in.


    But at this time, it was in front of master Bo. Songzhuer''s IQ was not the highest in the zoo, but the EQ cliff was one of the highest.


    She smiled sadly and said, "my acting skills are not good. I have to learn more to keep up with iron pillar."


    This is special... It deserves to be the main palace!


    Rabbit smashing is different. Obviously, it is extremely smart, but its EQ is in a mess. At this time, a sentence came: "you can''t keep up with it. It''s up to you? Anger only stares, sadness only blinks, ha!"


    "Shut up!"


    Hong Dabao is angry. Is there any sense of superiority or inferiority? Seeing that Zhao Liya was unusual, he said tentatively:


    "Do you have a grudge against Tiezhu? You can''t see him, can you?"


    Relying on her grandfather''s identity, Zhao Liya was not afraid of Hong Dabao and fought back sharply: "I don''t have a grudge against silly Zhu! But songzhuer''s acting is really not good. You haven''t seen it. Forget it, you don''t understand..."


    Hong Dabao looked at Matsushita suspiciously: "what''s the situation?"


    Songzhu''er bit her lower lip, shook her head and said, "it''s okay. It''s normal to make noise..."


    Hong Dabao immediately became angry. He took pine and bamboo to one side and asked in a low voice, "what''s the origin of that girl? How does she feel stronger than that lengba? She bullied you?"


    Songzhuer said, "her grandfather is Zhao Tianhua. How about lieutenant general? I can''t afford it."


    Hong Dabao couldn''t breathe out the fragrance, so he had to swallow it back: "you... No problem? My stupid nephew depends on you. You can''t fall down."


    Songzhu''er said decisively, "I will stick to it! Don''t worry, martial uncle. If they are strong again, it... Is also a foreign force. Iron pillar is kind to me. You don''t have to worry."


    Hong Dabao: "iron pillar, you fool!!!"


    Matsushita: "don''t say that about him, or I won''t dare ask you for help in the future..."


    Hong Dabao: "OK, OK! Hey... Like a teacher, like a disciple! It seems that you haven''t taught anything, but actually? Perfect inheritance! Shit ~"


    Songzhu''er said happily, "it''s not entirely a bad thing. If Tiezhu is like his master, he will certainly make a world at the film festival. At that time, he will win glory for his martial uncle and our country! With Tiezhu''s popularity abroad, if he can make a good film, he may catch up with his master."


    Hong Dabao nodded: "it''s possible that his popularity is too mysterious. It seems that everyone likes him. It''s just that there are too many girls!"


    Songzhu''er once again showed the style of a big woman, kuanjudo: "it''s not a big deal. Those girls are very good, beautiful, lovely and sensible. Many times I don''t do well and make them angry, that is, the whole family... There''s no overnight hatred."


    Hong Dabao''s eyes were red and said, "yes! I''m relieved to have you with Tiezhu. I''m not like the fool of yuanlou... Forget it, you''re a sensible man. I''ll tell you frankly. The key to Tiezhu''s success lies in himself. You can''t let those chirping women affect him. You have to be strong and I''ll support you!"


    Songzhu''er said shyly, "that''s not necessary. Iron pillars are good to me..."


    Hong Dabao nodded deeply again. Li Tiezhu was lucky! As long as there is such a big woman, no fox can disturb him. After all, few can compete with pine and bamboo in terms of appearance! Including Zhao Liya just now.


    Walking around, Hong Dabao found Li Tiezhu, who organized the crew members to worship God, kicked him and snorted.


    Li Tiezhu: "martial uncle? What''s up?"


    Hong Dabao said coldly, "if you have nothing to do, you can''t kick you?"


    Xu Shanzheng, who had just inserted incense, put on a bald head: "yes! You can''t kick you if you''re okay? This is a favor from martial uncle! Many people can''t get kicked if they want to. Besides, it''s a blessing for you to be able to guest star in your film."


    Hong Dabao was stunned: "what? What guest star?"


    Li Tiezhu was also stunned: "didn''t you say to play a guest role? Uncle Xu, do you remember wrong?"


    Xu Shan contended for a bitch. Since he saw Hong Dabao, he didn''t intend to let go. He turned his eyes and said, "didn''t you say that your master came to play a guest role? I heard wrong?"


    Hong Dabao looks at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "when did I say it? I didn''t say it!"


    Up to now, Hong Dabao will not guest play this role as long as he is transparent. After all, he didn''t say it in advance.


    However, an accident happened. Songzhuer rushed in with a shy face and even a bit of cowardice: "I''m sorry, Uncle Xu, what... I just told you when I advised you to invest. In fact, I didn''t decide at that time. I wanted to invite martial uncle. However, martial uncle is not in good health. Since filming Kung Fu After the injury, my physical condition is even worse. How can I bear... It''s all my fault! "


    Xu Shanzheng and song Zhuer didn''t meet for the first time. Subconsciously, they cooperated and said, "ah... Fool me?"


    Matsushita ChuChu said pitifully, "I''m sorry! Can you not withdraw your capital? We''re already looking for other influential actors?"


    Li Tiezhu is at a loss. Why don''t I know? Are these things?


    Xu Shan argued angrily, "it''s one thing if you can let Mr. Hong play a guest role. It''s another thing if you deceive me! You do business and make movies... Who dares to cooperate with you?"


    Songzhuer is timid and afraid to speak. She is about to cry. Her acting skills are also very good.


    Hong Dabao stood up and said, "Xiao Xu, are you right? My nephew''s daughter-in-law told me about being a guest star, but I refused because I was in poor health. However, now that I am in good health, I can be a guest star. She didn''t tell you? Isn''t it appropriate for you to bully her like this?"


    Xu Shanzheng nodded and bowed: "yes... I said, Zhu Er has always been honest and trustworthy. How can she cheat me? I was so surprised just now! It''s all her fault. She likes to take the responsibility on herself. There are not many such women."


    With that, he turned back quietly and winked at songzhu''er.


    Finish!


    Hong Dabao immediately turned his anger into joy and walked away with Xu Shanzheng: "yes! My martial nephew is lucky. Zhu Er is too tolerant..."


    Songzhu erjiao looked at Li Tiezhu: "it''s nice, martial uncle!"


    Li Tiezhu rubbed his eyebrows: "then... You can''t bully him, old man!"


    Zhao Liya watched everything and rushed up and said, "wrong! We''re not bullying Hong Dabao, we''re helping him. He wants to help his younger generation make a good film, but he can''t contribute. If he can make a guest appearance this time, it''s a chance for him! Anyway, he has no play to play!"


    Songzhu''er is different. He gently said: "as the leader of Xiangjiang action film, he can give full play to the waste heat in the current film, which is the inheritance of art! Tiezhu, this is a satisfactory answer for him and you. No matter how the box office of this film is, it symbolizes the passing on of the new and old filmmakers..."


    Zhao Liya was thrilled: "ah! You... I''d like to call you the political commissar of the zoo!"


    Matsushita: "you''re still young! By the way, here''s the pink collar. Come and play at home when you''re free."


    Zhao Liya: "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! After worship, it''s time to pull the red cloth."

 Chapter 562

    The red cloth is covered on the camera, just like the bride''s red head in the old time, full of ritual feeling.


    It is said that this is a rule handed down from the old Xiangjiang film era, because sometimes there are problems with the camera and scratch the negative film, resulting in the shooting of things that can''t be used at all. Therefore, every time the film is turned on, there will be a ceremony to uncover the head and beg for luck.


    Although it is now the digital age and there is no problem of scratching negatives, this tradition has been retained.


    In Hong Dabao''s words, "what if there is something wrong with the photosensitive element of the digital camera? It''s the same!"


    Nearby, Tao Hong said to song Zhuer, "is Tiezhu so kind to him? He specially came to preside over the Startup Ceremony for Tiezhu? This row of noodles..."


    Zhao Liya ate a spicy note: "Hong Dabao is so fat that he should walk around. Moreover, he doesn''t have any scenes. Sports are also good."


    Tao Hong subconsciously pinched her waist, pulled away from pine and bamboo whose waist was as thin as cowpea, and quietly skimmed her mouth.


    Songzhu''er took Tao Hong''s arm: "Tiezhu is too young, and he doesn''t understand anything. He can go to this day, all thanks to the help and check of aunt Han Hong, Uncle Xu and master Bo, otherwise he would have been bullied to death."


    Tao Hong smiled with satisfaction: "Hey! Isn''t that what''s going on in the film industry? Everyone is new. When they see good young people, no one can help."


    Zhao Liya: "aunt Tao Hong, do you have spicy strips?"


    Tao Hong shook her head with a dry smile.


    Matsutake Ko: "sister, I brought you a set of facial mask, endorsed by the businessman, I''ll fill it for you in the evening, they are ice compress... The effect is not known, but the application is very comfortable."


    Hong Tao: "well, I haven''t applied the ice mask yet."


    Zhao Liya: "I am different. My skin is naturally good. I never use any mask. My mother is not enough. My mother is older than you, but the skin is much better than yours."


    Tao Hong: "


    Zhao Liya asked Ruhani next to him, "fat deer brother, do you apply mask?"


    Luhani: "my skin is bad, so I apply it."


    Zhao Liya said, "it''s still long crow''s feet. So apply the mask and use it, right?"


    Luhani: "


    Why is this dead girl so annoying? Bamboo is still cute.


    Zhao Liya has always been very annoying, which is recognized in the circle. Few artists who have cooperated with her like her.


    But songzhuer was once a famous person in the circle who hated dogs, but after following Li Tiezhu, he suddenly became clever and lovely, especially in front of his elders.


    Perhaps this is the so-called sense of crisis!


    Li Tiezhu, Xu Shanzheng and Hong Dabao jointly uncovered the lid.


    After uncovering the red cloth, everyone applauded, and then began to set off firecrackers.


    Photographer sun Xixi ran away with the camera like a baby and handed it over to the people under her hand for safekeeping.


    "Rangers? That''s good! I thought you could use a lower camera because of your stingy character."


    Hong Dabao made fun of Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu helped Hong Dabao to the temporary stage that had already been built. The ceremony was held in a five-star hotel. After the Startup Ceremony, there was a simple media interview.


    Li Tiezhu said: "Uncle Xu and I don''t get paid, and other actors are very cheap, so half of the 30 million investment is spent on equipment and later stage."


    After a while, a row of big men and Li Tiezhu sat on the stage. Hong Dabao was in the middle, Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong on the left, and Li Tiezhu and Luhani on the right.


    Luhani''s one million film pay was the lowest ever, but he came despite the anger of the brokerage company.


    He knew that he would die if he didn''t put down his body.


    There are not many media invited today. They are friendly with Li Tiezhu, such as Penguin news, Donghai satellite TV, mango station, etc. those who are blacklisted will not be included.


    Reporters, you look at me and start asking routine questions.


    Backstage, Zhao Liya fed songzhuer a spicy strip and tilted her head: "I feel that no one likes me except iron pillars, and I don''t know why."


    Pine and bamboo son took the hot strip in his mouth and joked with a smile: "how can you think Tiezhu likes you?"


    "Isn''t it?"


    "Hey, hey... He doesn''t necessarily like you, but I really like you, sister."


    "You, you''re not right!"


    Zhao Liya was afraid. The rabbit was not afraid to smash the sky. She was afraid that erha would suddenly flash and open.


    Soon, the press conference was over. According to international practice, the crew invited media friends to rub a meal. There were not many people, and the crew members of the film were also very refined. There were only forty or fifty people in total, and a few tables were full.


    After dinner, songzhu''er and Tao Hong sent off their media friends and gave them a small red envelope to ask for a prize. In fact, everyone knows it.


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu and others have begun to shoot the first play. Through the private room of the hotel, they shoot the appearance of Li Chenggong played by Xu Shanzheng.


    The original script was that there were two dolls on the table, and Li Chenggong''s nickname also came from that animation, called grey wolf. But there is no animation in this space-time, so Li Tiezhu took away this detail, and he doesn''t think grey wolf has much meaning.


    In addition to this, Li Tiezhu also changed many details. For example, what Li Chenggong held in his hand was not a knife and fork but chopsticks, and what he ate was not roast duck but beef balls.


    After the first two shake up shots explained the relationship between the characters, the camera gave a close-up of Li Chenggong''s plate. He was clamping the beef balls on the plate for several times without clamping them up.


    Then, Li Chenggong, wearing gold wire glasses, put down his chopsticks and watched the three employees opposite start talking:


    "Knowing you makes me believe that everything is the arrangement of fate. It seems that there is a force pulling us together, so... What evil did I do in my last life!"


    The three employees lowered their heads in silence.


    The three are all guest cast members of the crew. In order to save money, two of them are drama affairs. The long haired greasy man is sun Xixi.


    Li Chenggong: "the national sticker market is so popular that you actually show me such sales performance and such a ''exquisite'' sticker design. Here..."


    Pop!


    Li Chenggong patted a sticker on the table. It was Yao Riyue''s tiger smile.


    The employees'' heads are lower.


    Li Chenggong: "I have this one..."


    Pop!


    Zhou Erkang''s nostril critical hit.


    Li Chenggong took a deep breath: "and this one..."


    Li Tiezhu''s intelligent eyes.


    The heads of the staff are going to be buried in the bowl.


    Li Chenggong angrily said: "Which unlucky child will collect this kind of stickers? Can you summon the bump man by collecting 12 star expression packs? Are these still the expressions summoned? I''m a doctor of chemistry to make snacks. Is it easy for me? Stickers are used to please the little pot friends, not to intimidate the little pot friends! Last month, my wife called me and said that my daughter opened the zero When I saw the sticker, I cried on the spot! "


    After Li Chenggong finished, he bowed his head to clip the balls, but he still couldn''t clip them: "Xiao Zhou..."


    The first employee looked up and smiled awkwardly.


    Li Chenggong: "your IQ is really refreshing."


    Xiao Zhou lowered his head again.


    Li Chenggong: "Xiao Wang is still making progress. Last year, you were mentally disabled. This year, you have evolved to mental retardation."


    Li Chenggong jumped out of the plate. He calmly grabbed the ball into the plate and continued to clip the ball: "as for you, Xiao Sun. I always think there are two kinds of people in the world who are most attractive. One is the one who is particularly beautiful, and the other is you."


    Sun Xixi pulled the braid behind her head to the front, with a greasy smile on her face.


    Li Chenggong: "you let me understand that long hair and short insight are indeed a truth."


    Sun Xixi lowered his head, stretched out his hand and pulled off the wig cover, revealing his slightly bald brain.


    Li Chenggong: "you don''t have to come to work after the Spring Festival."


    "Boss, this is my resignation letter."


    "This is the most correct decision you have made this year."


    Sun Xixi took two steps, came back, took the wig and went out.


    Li Chenggong grinds his teeth, lowers his head and continues to clip the ball, but he still can''t clip it out: "who''s the best ball? I curse him for being as bald as this ball!"


    Xiao Zhou: "boss, you ordered it."


    Li Chenggong finally picked up the ball and prepared to eat. After hearing this, he was so angry that he put the ball down again.


    "Card! This paragraph is over."


    Li Tiezhu stopped happily.


    In fact, the play lasted two hours, because Xu Shan always laughed. Those stickers and bare beef balls always poked his smile for some reason.


    "Tiezhu, what are you doing with a beef ball? Who are you suggesting? I remember the original script about eating roast duck, and I didn''t clip it again and again! Finally, I cursed myself. Who didn''t know I was bald long ago?"


    After Xu Shan finished shooting, he went to question Li Tiezhu.


    Everyone else is laughing.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I was going to make a marinated egg, but it doesn''t go well with high-end hotels."


    "Puff..."


    The people around finally couldn''t help laughing. Tao Hong smiled the most happily. Is the marinated egg OK?


    Xu Shanzheng was a little irritable, but when he saw the woman who laughed wildly, he didn''t dare to get angry. He had to cut off his wig cover angrily and said, "no! That sun Xixi''s wig cover is also hinting at me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    People around laughed louder.


    Li Tiezhu said: "originally, I wanted to put a sticker on your expression package. It''s the one that''s'' really big head '', like the puffer fish."


    Xu Shanzheng: "what are you changing? I think the original script is very good!"


    Tao Hong smiled and said, "that''s different. I think it''s better to laugh after the change, especially the marinated eggs, ha ha..."


    Xu Shan lost his temper and said, "it''s beef balls! It''s not marinated eggs!"


    Tao Hong: "good marinated eggs, ha ha ha..."


    Xu Shanzheng is not really angry, but the kind of anxiety and unhappiness after being ridiculed, that''s all. Therefore, when shooting, he didn''t have any questions. He didn''t take it out until he finished the performance. He didn''t expect to be more angry.


    Li Tiezhu said, "all departments transfer to the dairy farm!"


    Today is the first day of startup. There are not many shooting tasks, only Li Chenggong and Niu Geng.


    Of course, Niu Geng''s play was also changed by the devil.


    The script of "people in an embarrassing way" has been directed by Zhou Xingxing and re created by Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi. Although the main line of the story has not changed, the details have changed a lot.

 Chapter 563

    There are many magic changes in the script, which are mainly divided into three aspects: one is to change the details in the original script that are not in line with the current era; the other is to add or replace the fun plots thought of by Li Tiezhu, sun Xixi or Zhou Xingxing; and the third is to prepare for the sequel, such as Thai embarrassment.


    For example, Li Chenggong just said that he was a doctor of chemistry and made snacks to prepare for the second part. In the second part, he went bankrupt to study youba.


    Although it is not exactly the same as the original version in the system, the effect is still good.


    When the movie was broadcast, the opening paragraph made many people who didn''t have a high smile break their stomachs. Xu Shan''s struggle for balls, ghost animal stickers, sun Xixi''s wig and the last curse were all laughing points.


    It is said that many people just bought popcorn because they laughed and spilled it all.


    After the release, people in the embarrassing way was naturally broadcast on penguin video for a fee. This opening directly detonated the bullet screen:


    "Xu Shanzheng''s wig set is quite real!"


    "Can you curse yourself?"


    "Beef balls are good."


    "That sticker is so outrageous! It''s a ghost animal."


    "Really intimidating children?"


    "When the ball jumped out, did you get it back and continue to clip it?"


    "I would like to call sun Xixi Wolong!"


    "There are so many people in this company..."


    "Doctor of chemistry makes snacks? What the hell routine."


    "This ball is really bald."


    On the way to the suburban dairy farm, Li Tiezhu took a car with Zhao Liya and Luhani. Naturally, songzhuer wanted to take a business bus with Tao Hong and Hong Dabao.


    Luhani sighed, "the iron pillar script is well written! That paragraph just made me laugh. Our film will be popular."


    Li Tiezhu: "just don''t lose. There are too many good movies in the Spring Festival next year. Why don''t you go back to the hotel to rest? There''s no play for you these days."


    Luhani said, "look more... Shuangnier makes me come to every play so that I can play a good play."


    Zhao Liya suddenly said, "the paragraph just now is OK, but it''s almost emotional. I want to remind you, but I''m afraid it will damage your director''s authority in public."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the emotional problem? No emotion."


    Luhani is also confused. This play doesn''t even have a formal heroine. Where does it come from?


    Zhao Liya said solemnly: "Of course, there are emotional scenes. Male owner Li Chenggong and female owner Niu Geng are typical. They hate because of love. Their initial emotional entanglement is whether their friends don''t get together and they don''t fit in. However, after a series of things on the road, they finally realize each other''s good, resulting in emotional fetters. Although they finally return to their families and are not together, they can give the audience a chance Reverie space, maybe they can break through the shackles of the secular world next season... "


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and came again.


    Luhani laughed wildly: "ha ha ha..."


    Zhao Liya analyzed: "for example, the clip just now paves the way for Li Chenggong''s unkindness and coldness, which lays the foundation for the personality conflict between the latter two. But if you pave the way for feelings, such as Li Chenggong doesn''t like any simple employees or even despise them, it will be more fun when Li Chenggong and Niu Geng go all the way, especially when they sleep together."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not sleeping together, it''s just sleeping in one room."


    Zhao Liya waved her little hand: "it''s all the same meaning. It''s best to have some meat play when rolling the sheets..."


    Luhani laughed in the front row.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly frowned. Although the rotten girl said it was evil, there seemed to be a certain truth. When they slept in a room, if


    well!


    What am I thinking?


    Why did I play Niu Geng? Why did I pit myself?


    Li Tiezhu woke up with a fright. The rabbit smash was really poisonous. She was less affected in the future.


    Zhao Liya was still talking. Li Tiezhu suddenly looked at her strangely: "shouldn''t you be a lesbian?"


    Luhani stopped laughing and turned to Zhao Liya. Hey, Li Tiezhu, how dare you ask.


    Even the crew drivers pricked their ears.


    Zhao Liya blushed: "go away! I''m not. I just see a little more..."


    Luhani turned his head in disappointment.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t look at the emperor''s color. It''s against the law."


    Zhao Liya: "that''s pure love, pure love, okay? There''s no hidden chapter!"


    Luhani turned his head again and looked at Li Tiezhu. The amount of information was a little big, sister.


    Finally, the crew arrived at the dairy farm.


    Before that, the crew had already made the venue and props in the dairy farm. Therefore, when they got to the place, Li Tiezhu and Hong Dabao directly changed into costumes in the car and went straight to the office.


    Yes, originally, Li Tiezhu was going to find old man Wang, the lighting master of the crew, to act as the director, but who expected master Bo to play a guest role?


    Only this role is the most convenient, without wasting his time.


    All departments are ready to start shooting.


    While tiktok wore a milkman''s clothes, picking up his earwax, and scour the mobile phone on the screen, who shook the news of Xichuan''s spring news.


    "Compared with previous years, this year''s Spring Festival transportation will be earlier in the future, and it is difficult to get a train ticket..."


    The director sat behind his desk: "don''t look. If you want to go home for the new year this year, hum, it''s definitely out of the question."


    Niu Geng came over with his earwax: "you said whether you could go back. It''s all set by us. You see... It''s mainly about the salary..."


    An authentic South Central dialect, which was learned by Li Tiezhu in the performance of soldiers'' assault.


    The director picked up a stack of papers.


    "Card!"


    Li Tiezhu shouted very quietly. After all, it was master Bo who stuck.


    Hong Dabao leaned back on his chair and said, "what''s the matter? Is there a problem with my performance?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to say. He scratched his ears and cheeks and looked at Sun Xixi, Xu Shanzheng and others nearby, but they all looked left and right and didn''t look at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "master uncle, there must be no problem with your acting skills. That''s the feeling. I''ll take care of you for money. You have no money, but you''re justified..."


    Hong Dabao: "it''s written in the script. He really has no money."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, it''s written like this, but..."


    Zhao Liya took a popsicle and took two steps forward and said, "just sit there. Few people in the country dare to ask you for money. You are too powerful, just like the boss of the gangs. When you stare, Li Tiezhu just said that his lines are trembling. You have to keep some earth."


    That''s right. Li Tiezhu goes to Hong Dabao for money. Those who have seen Xiangjiang movies are worried that Li Tiezhu will be killed.


    Therefore, this selection is not a success.


    But there''s no way. Hong Dabao said he would give you a guest role. That''s to give you face. Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to refute his old man''s face, and Xu Shan didn''t dare to fight.


    Hong Dabao: "I changed my clothes, too. It''s not enough soil?"


    Zhao Liya said, "your expression and eyes don''t match your clothes. Think about it, you''re a dairy director, not a gang leader. Can it be the same?"


    Hong Dabao: "what am I going to do?"


    Zhao Liya: "I don''t know! I just ask questions, not responsible for solving problems."


    Hong Dabao: "


    Li Tiezhu had gone to Xu Shanzheng and asked in a low voice, "how can I guide my master? Give me a move."


    Xu Shan also clawed: "how can I? You''re the director. You''ll guide."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know where to start..."


    Tiktok was the moment to launch this kind of moment. She saw her holding a mobile phone in front of Hong Dabao and watching him what video she had picked out.


    Hong Dabao has never played such a small person. It''s normal that he can''t handle it at first, but in addition to being able to play, his acting skills are also very clever, at least much more reliable than Cheng Dalong.


    Therefore, after watching the video, Hong Dabao suddenly woke up.


    His eyes converged and his back bent. He suddenly had no momentum, his breathing was fast and shallow, and his face was full of vicissitudes and helplessness.


    Li Tiezhu was shocked and walked over and said, "good, good! Martial uncle is really powerful. How did Zhu Er do it?"


    Songzhu''er picked up the screen. There was a clip of "lost orphan" played by Liu Huade. She didn''t say anything. She just showed Hong Dabao the little man played by Liu Tianwang, which immediately stimulated Hong Dabao.


    He Liu Huade can do it, and I Hong Dabao can do it, and better than him!


    With power and direction, in fact, there is no need for other people to interfere. With Hong Dabao''s rich deductive experience, it can be put in place.


    Hong Dabao said to Li Tiezhu, "it''s hard to be a director! You have to learn more. If you can''t learn well, take zhu''er with you. Her intelligence can help you a lot, and others don''t have to take it."


    With that, she glanced at Zhao Liya who licked the popsicle intentionally or unintentionally.


    Clean up and shoot again.


    This time the silk slipped a lot.


    The director picked up a stack of documents and said to Niu Geng, "look! It''s all caused by the variety show of pouring milk and voting. How many dairy farms in the country have closed down? It''s not easy for our dairy farms to live."


    "It''s not easy."


    "So, how can I give you money!"


    "You say this, you don''t give money. What do you give? We''ve been busy for a year. Who isn''t for these two money?"


    "You can tell me anything now, but you can''t mention the money. Otherwise, you can take the cow away and divide it. I certainly don''t have the money."


    "Don''t you bully people when you say that?"


    "How did I bully you?"


    "One last question, yes or no?"


    Hong Dabao was so proud and charming that he threw his head and neck: "I also said, no!"


    "Card!"


    After performing this paragraph three times, Li Tiezhu was finally satisfied. I have to say that Hong Dabao is really an old drama bone, and his ability to recite lines is very reliable.


    The next play continues.


    In an instant, four workers rushed in with brooms, shoulder poles and dung forks and surrounded director Hong Dabao.


    Niu Geng grabbed the dung fork and put it on the director''s face: "yes or no?"


    The director held an old-fashioned desk lamp and shivered: "I really didn''t... Vomit..."


    There is a lump of cow dung on the dung fork. It''s almost on tie Hong Dabao''s face. He swings around with his eyelids low. Who''s looking for the prop?


    Li Tiezhu kept shouting and drew the cow dung fork closer: "yes or no?"


    Hong Dabao: "I''m really out of money! If you don''t believe it, look, the boss of Yuezhou owes me 50000 yuan, the boss of Shudu owes me 80000 yuan, and the boss of Changsha owes me 20000 yuan. You have the ability to go by yourself!"


    Li Tiezhu chose one of the three IOUs.


    "Card!"

 Chapter 564

    The scene came to the outdoor. Niu Geng sat on the haystack. Several workmates looked around at the IOU. There was a crooked neck tree next to him, and there were dense cows in the fence behind.


    A balsam pear faced co-worker led a cow and milked nearby.


    "What, to Changsha, what, what stands for... Jia what... What does this word read?"


    Niu Geng poked the IOU with a straw stick, and the workers were worried.


    Milking cow: "moo ~"


    Niu Geng glanced at Niu: "Mou ah, what does Jia Mou Quan owe... What! What is it written!"


    Balsam pear face worker, milking: "whatever his mother wrote, just ask for money back. I want to take the money back to marry a woman. I''ve been milking in the dairy farm for five years. Although the milk is good, I want it to be real!"


    Short worker: "me too."


    The cow looked back at the balsam pear face worker, who said, "I don''t dislike you, you''re still very good."


    The cow turned her head and looked a little proud.


    Fat worker: "I don''t understand. Why do you have to take the Chang Sha one? The Shu capital one is worth 80000!"


    Niu Geng: "what? How much does the boss owe us altogether? We only add up to 20000 yuan. If you ask for 80000, what will we become? I''ll tell you, people can surpass themselves... Be kind!"


    The play went well. The only thing that didn''t go well was that the cows didn''t cooperate very well. They changed several before they finished shooting. The main reason is that when shooting, we have to milk all the time. If we catch one, it will be dehydrated. The farmer is very distressed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "everyone is lucky and hard, and the work is over!"


    Then, everyone began to tidy up the equipment and props in an orderly manner. These don''t need the director Li Tiezhu to worry about. Naturally, aunt Tao Hong, the producer, is the coordinator.


    Luhani came over and said, "iron pillar, you''re a little obscene. What the hell is it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is the working people at the bottom! When I was at the construction site, they were full of dirty jokes and drilled into the alley after work. Isn''t that normal?"


    Zhao Liya said, "yes, I saw Li Tiezhu taken there."


    Luhani was shocked and glanced at Pine and bamboo: "really? Don''t talk nonsense."


    Zhao Liya: "of course it''s true! I saw it with my own eyes, but he was cheated. He came out immediately after he went in. It''s estimated that the sisters inside are not very good-looking. This is called life experience. Only with this experience can I write this abnormal line."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not a pervert."


    Zhao Liya looked at Li Tiezhu strangely, as if to say, aren''t you?


    "It doesn''t matter. It doesn''t matter if it''s a pervert. The world is driven by perverts. For example, who first knew that milk is good to drink? Maybe a pervert walked and suddenly met a cow, and then a strange idea came out and took action... Finally, he told others that milk is good to drink. Therefore, perverts are often human civilization "The pioneer of!"


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and Luhani was directly shocked.


    It was quite early after shooting, but we didn''t continue shooting, but returned to the hotel.


    Hong Dabao was sent away and other actors were allowed to rest in the hotel. Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi went to see the scene. One was the interior of the plane and the other was the interior of the train. Neither of them was shot on the spot.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu and Luhani sleep in the same room, while Zhao Liya and songzhu''er sleep together.


    After all, in his own crew, Li Tiezhu, as a director and star, is naturally the most concerned person. Therefore, it is right to properly converge.


    After taking a bath and lying in bed ready to sleep, Luhani suddenly lifted his blindfold and said to Li Tiezhu in the next bed, "pillar, why can you be so natural and unrestrained? But I live so hard?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "maybe because you came from the idol men''s League, you have too much burden and great psychological pressure. Last time Yi Fan came to the mushroom house, he said he was very lonely and his feelings were a desert. If you are a group, you must have the same pressure."


    Luhani people were silly: "what he said? Feelings are a desert?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    "Ha ha... He''s a hammer! His special humanoid self-propelled gun is still in the desert, ha ha..."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Let me tell you, hahaha! He is seven or eight times happier than you! Maybe more than that."


    "How happy am I?"


    "Are you at least three times happier than me? I know three, and I''m the only one. So, I''m a single happiness, you''re three happiness, and that guy''s twenty happiness."


    "So powerful?"


    "But you also have something better than him, that is, your management level is very high. They often appear together and don''t fight. You can say that you walk alone in the entertainment industry!"


    "I don''t understand. Bamboo is in charge."


    For Luhani, Li Tiezhu is still very heartfelt. Although he hasn''t known each other for a long time and hasn''t spent much time together, he is a real brother. For others in the entertainment industry, Li Tiezhu is more or less wary, not those in the same dormitory.


    Luhani heard this and jumped up: "shit! Cow force, brother! She, she''s not angry?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let me tell you, she built a wechat group called magic zoo."


    Luhani''s expression gradually changed: "how many?"


    "There are four at present, but she has to say that there are any extra wild animals. I don''t know much either."


    "Good guy, I''m a good guy directly! Three people? Four people?"


    "Er... Needless to say so fine?"


    "That''s it? I don''t agree with the round faced fat deer in HaiDing district! No, I have to go back and transform shuangnier... Try to make her PUA more interesting."


    "Sister Shuang is domineering. Take care!"


    "Try it. What if you succeed? If you fail, you''ll be beaten. You don''t know, although big legs are fun, people should be enterprising and can''t be satisfied with their immediate achievements."


    "Are you serious?"


    "Of course! Last time I went to play with Chichi, shuangnier knew. Hey, maybe there''s a play."


    "Oh, be safe."


    Li Tiezhu has seen how to beat songzhu''er. She knows that her combat power is ferocious. With Luhani''s small body, I''m afraid she can''t fight.


    The next morning, the wild animals outside the preparation came.


    Xu Jiazhen had just finished filming in Hengdian. He took a taxi to Changsha at five o''clock. When he came, he caught breakfast. It was hard enough.


    She was a guest star recruited by songzhuer. In general, songzhuer took good care of the dog leg. She helped to contact many plays.


    At breakfast, Luhani secretly looked at Xu Jiazhen, who followed songzhuer''s footsteps, and then winked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu ate the meat bag: "our classmates, don''t think about it."


    Luhani was a little disappointed: "I thought... This sister looks very good!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it looks much better. Your idea will have an accident sooner or later."


    Luhani shrugged, I refused.


    Then, Xu Jiazhen silently handed Li Tiezhu a box of milk. She just found her boss to pour the milk with good water temperature, tried the temperature and inserted a straw.


    Li Tiezhu is used to it. Take it and drink it.


    Luhani''s expression on the opposite side began to turn abnormal again. He bowed his head to drink porridge and almost choked.


    Xu Jiazhen didn''t leave either. She peeled a marinated egg for Li Tiezhu and filled a pile of pickles. Then she returned to the table of songzhuer and Zhao Liya, sipping porridge and saying nothing.


    Songzhu''er and Zhao Liya talked gossip. They ignored Xu Jiazhen and showed no hostility.


    Luhani: "brother! I''ve taken it! I''m convinced! Why don''t I worship you as a teacher? This is an unparalleled unique skill cut by a hundred people!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "this is a talent. I can''t learn it."


    Luhani: "


    Xu Jiazhen plays Li Chenggong''s junior, which is really much more beautiful than the actor originally selected by Li Tiezhu.


    She doesn''t have many parts. There is a part to send Li Chenggong away.


    This is her first time to make a film. Because she has no resources and background, she just ran some dragon tricks before. Later, with the help of songzhuer, she is only three women, four women and five women in some TV dramas. She is often bullied in the crew.


    At first, Xu Jiazhen was very nervous and couldn''t let go.


    "Card!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little angry. Just a doll. It''s not good! Usually, she performs very well in school.


    Xu Shanzheng is also a little speechless. He has taken such a simple shot more than ten times.


    Bitch, bitch!


    Li Tiezhu called Xu Jiazhen over and said seriously, "what''s the matter with you? Didn''t I show you the script in advance? Why are the characters so poor? Do you like Li Chenggong?"


    Xu Jiazhen nervously stirred his fingers: "do you like it? Yes."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what is the positioning in the play?"


    Xu Jiazhen lowered his head: "Xiao San."


    "And then?"


    "Little three who knows his way back."


    "It''s not that you know where to go, but that you know how to let go."


    "Is it different?"


    "The same?"


    "What''s different?"


    At this time, songzhu''er came over and took Xu Jiazhen''s hand: "don''t worry about Tiezhu. I''ll tell her about the play. You know, I''m best at telling the play!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and left. The dead horse was treated as a living horse. If he couldn''t, he changed people.


    Songzhuer took Xu Jiazhen to the nearby corner to communicate.


    Xu Shan asked Li Tiezhu, "is it OK?"


    Li Tiezhu: "there should be no problem if songzhuer tells her a play."


    Xu Shanzheng also smiled: "yes! Translators!"


    After a while, Xu Jiazhen came back and continued shooting. He felt right all of a sudden.


    She is no longer like the tea visible to the naked eye just now. Although she is still very creative, it is in line with the script, and there is light in Li Chenggong''s eyes.


    "To your daughter."


    "I''m pregnant."


    "Look, you''re scared. Your face is white."


    "Card! Passed."


    Li Tiezhu stopped. When the play was finished, I felt pretty good. Xu Jiazhen seemed to be making a movie, but in fact, it was a test and foreshadowing.


    Xu Shanzheng said to Li Tiezhu, "it seems that you have to be often translated by songzhuer. She is always so magical! I''m convinced."


    Li Tiezhu said, "is there a problem with the way I speak?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "no problem! I think it''s no problem. You''ve become more professional in the past two years. I would say the same for me, but they don''t understand. What can they do?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly had the feeling of Ning Shitou. There must be something wrong.


    So, while the crew cleaned up the equipment, Li Tiezhu took Xu Jiazhen and quietly asked, "how did Zhu Er tell you about the play? Why did you find the feeling at once?"


    Learning makes people progress. Li Tiezhu also wants to improve his directing ability.


    Xu Jiazhen blushed, lowered her head and bit her lower lip.


    Li Tiezhu said anxiously, "you say so!"


    Xu Jiazhen''s eyes moved and said in a mosquito like voice, "she said let me bring Li Chenggong into you."


    "What''s the difference?"


    "Can it be the same?"


    "Huh?"

 Chapter 565

    Of course, straight man Li Tiezhu couldn''t understand. He even perfectly rebounded to the autumn eyes sent by Xu Jiazhen: "are you uncomfortable with your eyes? I seem to have unused eye drops."


    Xu Jiazhen: "I thank you! No need."


    Li Tiezhu caught up: "if you have eye problems, see a doctor in time. Don''t drag it. My second uncle''s neighbor is a cataract."


    Xu Jiazhen: "I''m so... I''m blind!"


    "Why?"


    "I... hey..."


    "Does it affect reading the script?"


    "You are blind to people, but you are not blind to scripts."


    "That''s good. When you''re finished, you can go. The next play is twenty days later. I''ll let you know then."


    "Throw it away when you''re finished?"


    Xu Jiazhen is so angry that she suddenly finds that she doesn''t seem qualified to talk to Li Tiezhu like this. She''s too deep into the play. She''s not Li Tiezhu''s junior, because Li Tiezhu has clearly refused, which is also a tragedy.


    Li Tiezhu was puzzled: "didn''t I give you money? Did I think the film pay is low?"


    Xu Jiazhen grinned: "you are really a little cute."


    Li Tiezhu: "right? So I''m popular."


    Xu Jiazhen left angrily and went to the nanny car to change her costume and remove her makeup.


    Songzhuer came over and said, "isn''t it interesting?"


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "what''s interesting?"


    "Pi you ah! Is it fun?"


    "What skin?"


    "Pi you, Xu Jiazhen, we''ve been PI her for a whole year. What do you call PI you?"


    "Yes?"


    "No?"


    After a while, everyone packed up and prepared for the transition. The next play is at the airport.


    And Xu Jiazhen has to catch a car back to Hengdian.


    Songzhu''er called Xu Jiazhen: "Hello! Is there anyone else bullying you now?"


    Xu Jiazhen''s eyes dodged: "this crew doesn''t have it for the time being."


    Songzhuer shook his head: "don''t you know tea? How can you be bullied?"


    "When I went to the crew, I found that they are better at tea art than me. Moreover, they have a relationship with their background."


    "Don''t you? If you are bullied again, report the name of Tiezhu. Do you understand?"


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what? Shame!"


    "But..."


    "Nothing good, but in this way, you take a picture of yourself before going to bed every night and send it to Tiezhu to confirm that you are not injured or how, and then write a diary of no less than 300 words to Tiezhu."


    "What?"


    Xu Jiazhen''s expression suddenly became strange. She peeped at Li Tiezhu beside her and wondered whose idea it was? So evil, shouldn''t it be Li Tiezhu?


    Song Zhuer said, "what? Tie Zhu and I found a relationship and asked you to film. As a result, you were bullied. Isn''t this hitting us in the face?"


    Xu Jiazhen: "sorry."


    Song Zhuer said, "don''t talk nonsense. Can you send it?"


    Xu Jiazhen bit his lip: "hair. Do you send it to iron pillars every day? Do you still send it after filming?"


    Matsushita: "send it every day! Report everything in detail. Otherwise, Li Tiezhu is so busy that he doesn''t have the energy to care what you are doing and whether you have been bullied. Right? It''s for your own good!"


    Xu Jiazhen glanced at Li Tiezhu and quickly lowered his head: "OK, I know. Let''s start today."


    Then Xu Jiazhen left.


    Li Tiezhu is still dizzy. He doesn''t know what the daily report means, but he just feels a little wrong.


    Songzhu''er patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "Hey, hey... Fun!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "zhu''er, I always think this report seems a little strange. What do you think?"


    Matsushita: "how can I have such a bad taste? It''s the rabbit''s idea."


    In the distance, Zhao Liya hid her skills and name: "hee hee..."


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    Transferred to the airport to continue shooting, because it was coordinated with the airport in advance, occupying a security channel and ticket counter. Now is the off-season, so the passenger flow at the airport is not large, and the crew shooting will not affect the passengers.


    When everything was ready, Xu Shan tried to put on makeup and wear a wig. Li Tiezhu also changed his clothes and put on makeup.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help asking, "Uncle Xu, are you really not going to have a hair transplant? You look like you have hair. You seem to weigh your head too much."


    Xu Shanzheng said angrily, "I just like marinated eggs, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the second half price."


    "Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll


    "Bamboo hasn''t put on makeup yet. How can I take it? Wait."


    "I hear who''s coming to play a guest role? With his son?"


    "Brother pheasant?"


    "Yes, how does he arrange it? There is no suitable role?"


    "Change the script! Zhou Xingxing said that the more you change the script, the more you feel. If it remains unchanged, it will be rigid, especially comedy."


    "Don''t let Ning Shitou hear. Does the pheasant want a piece of pay?"


    "No. He and Jiashi crawling came to Chang Sha to record where''s dad. They stopped by to ask me for a song. I''ll let him guest star. It''s OK to be a colored egg. Jiashi crawling is quite popular on that program recently."


    "No money, just pull a few more."


    Xu Shanzheng is also a stingy person, especially in movies, so he has such a good relationship with Li Tiezhu.


    At this time, songzhuer put on makeup and came out in red ground work clothes. It looks like that. You can start shooting.


    Zhao Liya poked: "the men and women are finally going to meet by chance! Let the spark come more brilliant."


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are you still poking here? Go and change your clothes and make up. By the way, get familiar with the script. The next scene is your play."


    The rabbit bounced away, inexplicably excited.


    "How could it not be first class?"


    "I''m sorry, sir. You booked an economy class ticket."


    "If you take another look, will it be business class?"


    "It''s really economy class. That''s how the computer displays. Do you know the computer?"


    "I know! Shall I pay more? Can I upgrade?"


    "I''m sorry, sir. First class and business class are full. That''s what the computer shows. You know..."


    "OK, I know the computer. You ask the computer to give me a window seat."


    "Sorry, the computer here is in first class. Economy class is over there."


    Xu Shan was embarrassed and sighed helplessly.


    Songzhuer added a line to himself: "don''t worry, sir, there are computers over there."


    Xu Shanzheng dragged his suitcase away.


    "Card!"


    Li Tiezhu stopped.


    Xu Shanzheng looked at him and asked, "can you? If you can''t, do you ask songzhuer not to add lines. Do I look like a person who doesn''t know what a computer is?"


    Songzhuer secretly sticks out his tongue. My husband is a director. Do you mind me?


    Li Tiezhu said happily, "very good. This one has passed."


    Xu Shan argued bitterly: "true or false? Don''t be perfunctory. We''re still pointing to this film to make things. Her addition of this line is simply contempt for me and offending me!"


    Producer Tao Hong said with a hammer: "comedy is offensive! It''s really good."


    Xu Shan''s resistance failed.


    In the next play, Li Tiezhu took a bucket of milk to get the ticket.


    "Sir, do you need to check your luggage? I think you have more luggage. It''s better to check it."


    "It''s okay, it''s okay. I''m strong and can carry it. I learned Kung Fu from Cheng Dalong and Li Xiaojie since childhood."


    "Well, here is your plane ticket."


    "Is this to Changsha?"


    "This is the one to Changsha."


    "Is this a station ticket or a seat ticket?"


    "All flights are by ticket."


    "Ah! How advanced."


    "Thank you. Take your time."


    Niu Geng looked at the ticket and left. It was Li Chenggong''s turn to come up:


    "Li Chenggong."


    "Where is the platform?"


    Niu Geng flashed back again. He was too strong and put his shoulder directly on Xu Shan''s lung.


    Xu Shanzheng immediately coughed and said his lines: "cough... Hey! Boy, this is cough... The airport, no, no platform. Take your boarding pass and animal ID card and go over there for security check. Gate 2B, seat 13C, go, cough..."


    Li Tiezhu walked away and came back: "2B, how can I go?"


    Li Tiezhu said the wrong line.


    Xu Shanzheng responded quickly: "you are 2B, cough..."


    "I''m asking 2B how to go, brother."


    "Go through the security check first. After the security check, you''ll find 2B it. Go!"


    "Thank you 2B, no, thank you, brother."


    Xu Shanzheng shouted, "card! Li Tiezhu, do you swear? Do you mean it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''m just a little nervous."


    "You''re so nervous about directing and acting yourself!"


    "Just nervous."


    Xu Shanzheng ignored him. He went to the side, picked up a bottle of juice and drank it. He went to see the rough cutting in this paragraph just now. This technology is standard for film shooting now.


    Tao Hong and Li Tiezhu also went to see it together, as well as Luhani, songzhuer, sun Xixi and others. Except Xu Shanzheng, everyone laughed.


    Xu Shan struggled helplessly: "that is to say, you all think it''s no problem to change this section of magic into this?"


    Tao Hong: "what about that? Comedy lies in offense!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Then, it went smoothly to the last play in the airport, the opposite play of Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu.


    Many years later, when the penguin video "people in the embarrassing way" was broadcast here, the barrage was overwhelming, gongs, drums and firecrackers were blaring:


    "High energy ahead!"


    "Nuclear power ahead!"


    "The famous audience is coming. Let''s prepare."


    "Look at this paragraph, you will laugh and get pregnant."


    "Don''t look when you are pregnant. It''s easy to laugh children."


    "I was in the cinema and almost died on the spot."


    "Xu Sanduo is driving big, flash!"


    "The top is this paragraph."


    "Serious brother cow force!"


    "These goods have wrong eyes."


    "Watch it and laugh again."


    However, when filming this plot, it didn''t go well because... Li Tiezhu couldn''t catch Zhao Liya''s play.


    Before, people couldn''t catch Li Tiezhu''s play until he met a rabbit.


    "... but why don''t I bring this bottle of milk?"


    "Excuse me, sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids are not allowed to be brought on the plane. Hee hee..."


    "Let''s sit on the fire..."


    Li Tiezhu laughed and said helplessly, "card! Rabbit... Ya Ya, just say your lines. What does heehee hee mean?"


    Zhao Liya: "this is the special attribute I give this role."


    Songzhu''er said, "you speak your lines well. Hee hee hee is too diaphragmatic. The real staff certainly won''t be like this."


    Zhao Liya is a little wronged.


    Xu Shan argued, "I think it''s good! This is a movie, a comedy movie. Don''t think so much about the reality. After all... Comedy lies in offense!"


    I''ve been offended several times, and I''ve been stabbed. Can''t you Li Tiezhu be offended?


    Zhao Liya immediately raised her small chest: "yes! Li Tiezhu, you still say me in your own laughter!"

 Chapter 566

    Li Tiezhu said, "then come again, first according to your design, no, let''s change back to the original."


    "Let''s take the train and take the plane for..."


    "Sorry, you really can''t take it on the plane. If you insist on taking it on the plane, you can go down and check it with your kitchen knife, or you can drink it now, hee hee."


    Li Tiezhu''s white eyes turned and his stubbornness suddenly got up.


    Zhao Liya: "Sir, please tidy up these things and hurry down to check them. There are still many passengers to pass the security check in the back, hee hee."


    "Poof..."


    Xu Shanzheng in line couldn''t help laughing. NIMA was too evil. Fortunately, his laughter didn''t affect it, but added to the effect.


    Then Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya began to look at each other.


    After looking at each other for a few seconds, Li Tiezhu unscrewed the cap of the milk bottle, picked up the five kilogram milk bucket, turned his eyes and drank, tons.


    It''s real. It''s the kind of mirror.


    The original plot in the system was spliced together with various broken scenes. Although the actors drank a lot, it felt a little fake. Therefore, Li Tiezhu chose to challenge the real drink.


    However, this pot is specially designed. It looks like it''s loaded with five kilograms. In fact, it can only hold three kilograms.


    Of course, this is also a difficult quantity.


    This kind of play can only be played over and over again. Otherwise, if you want to die a few more times, if you can''t play over and over again, you can only split it into montage and splice it, just like the original.


    Li Tiezhu is also desperate. He fought for the best effect.


    The long lens is a surround lens. Sun Xixi cloud lens shoots around Li Tiezhu in order to prove that it is true. There is no such thing as a pipe connected to the other side.


    The milk in the bucket was visible to the naked eye, and Li Tiezhu had drunk his eyes straight.


    Zhao Liya on the other side stopped laughing and showed an unimaginable expression. She thought, are you stupid, Li Tiezhu? It can be split and borrowed. Why do you really drink it?


    Tao Hong and Luhani frowned when they could not be seen by the camera.


    Songzhuer proudly raised his chin. Am I a man?


    After drinking, Li Tiezhu resolutely put down the empty bottle and burped: "burp ~"


    Xu Shanzheng showed a frightening expression: "talent!"


    "Card!"


    Xu Shanzheng shouted card for help.


    This is already very normal. In Li Tiezhu''s TV dramas and films when he is the director, he is not the one who calls the card and directs the play. It is better to say that he is the crowdfunding director than he is directing a play.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t wait to follow sun Xixi to the editing platform: "how? How?"


    Sun Xixi gave the camera to his assistant and said, "can you drink it only this time? However, I think it''s very good. Wait, you can cut it in about three minutes."


    Songzhuer handed Li Tiezhu a bottle of water: "drink some? Is the milk taste uncomfortable?"


    Li Tiezhu: "uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, but do you think I can still drink? I''ve just dried three kilograms of milk."


    Matsushita: "ha, now you smell like Zhao Liya."


    Zhao Liya: "shut up."


    After a while, the rough cut came out, and the effect was surprisingly good. It was mainly Li Tiezhu''s resolute expression when drinking milk. It was... Juezi.


    The expressions of Zhao Liya and Xu Shan are captured in real time, too real.


    After shooting all the scenes, songzhuer and Zhao Liya flew back to Shudu directly at the airport to buy tickets. After shooting their scenes, there is no reasonable reason to stay here. The school leaders won''t give leave.


    Li Tiezhu personally sent the two girls on the plane.


    Songzhu''er and he were very sorry: "I still want to wait for sister lengba to play mahjong, but the school is like urging me, hey..."


    Zhao Liya shrugged: "I''m most sorry that I didn''t see the bed play of Niu Geng and Li Chenggong. Promise me, stupid pig, you must shoot with passion! Call me if you don''t understand. I''m professional in this field. I''ve been watching pure love since the third grade of primary school..."


    The two beauties were sent away. Sun Xixi made up several empty scenes and the plot of ticket refund. The crew withdrew and went to lunch.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t eat and was afraid of spitting milk.


    ¡­¡­


    In the afternoon, the crew came to a photography base, where there was an interior view of the aircraft cabin, and the next scene was shot here. When props, costumes, makeup, group performances, lights and so on were almost ready, lengba also arrived. She came to play a guest stewardess.


    Li Tiezhu has long thought that he will never hire actors without spending money. Anyway, his family has a lot of free labor and his appearance is still very high.


    After lengba changed into a blue stewardess dress, Li Tiezhu was a little in a trance. Isn''t it a little good-looking?


    Outside the cabin door, Luhani, who made soy sauce, envied his real name and whispered to Li Tiezhu, "this one is the best!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "indeed."


    Luhani, who had been with lengba as early as "run away", actually knew lengba very well. Therefore, when he heard that his brother had taken this one, he was happy and lost.


    "Brother Lu! Have you been on the crew so early?"


    Lengba smiled at Luhani.


    Luhani mocked himself: "I''m almost burnt. There''s no drama. Come and study early."


    Lengba: "you are modest..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "he really doesn''t have any scenes."


    Lengba flirtatiously said, "I don''t have any drama, so the director will consider me! Next time give me a role with more scenes, don''t always let me play tricks."


    Luhani got goose bumps and turned around and left. I was so angry! When I don''t exist?


    Watching the fat deer leave, lengba turned around in front of Li Tiezhu and smiled: "is it nice?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "nice!"


    Lengba whispered, "I''ll take my clothes back to the hotel at night..."


    Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "don''t! This is my crew. I''m too conspicuous."


    Lengba: "I''ll take my clothes back. It''s up to you whether you come or not. There are all kinds of wine and vegetables. It depends on whether you want to eat or not."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m... Not hungry yet."


    Lengba defiantly winked: "when you are hungry, it''s the so-called that people are iron and steel. If you don''t eat, you''re hungry!"


    In the distance, Tao Hong asked Xu Shan, "envy?"


    Xu Shan fought for a thrill: "what?"


    "What else? Your eyes are straight, and your saliva is dripping out. Follow me?"


    "What and what?"


    "It''s also good-looking. Save you."


    "What''s the matter with me? Tie Zhu has brought a popular actor for free guest appearance to the crew. I''m happy!"


    "That''s right. It''s good to spend no money."


    Soon, filming began again. This is the first plot conflict between Niu Geng and Li Chenggong, which is very important.


    Li Chenggong boarded the plane first, and then the stewardess played by lengba guided Niu Geng to come over. Then, Niu Gengli naturally found Li Chenggong who didn''t want to talk to him.


    "Brother! Why are you sitting here?"


    Li Chenggong made a gesture to shut up, and his face was loveless.


    Niu Geng: "brother, what are you doing in Changsha?"


    Li Chenggong: "go home for the new year."


    "I''ll go to Changsha for money!"


    It rhymes.


    Li Chenggong left the beginning and ignored the silly goods.


    Niu Geng: "there''s a boss, the money from our boss, and the money our boss owes me. I''ve thought about it. I''ll quit when I get the money. I''ll go to a scallion cake shop in a big city and be my own boss. I can make scallion cake delicious."


    Li Chenggong: "


    "Brother, what do you do?"


    "I''m the boss, too."


    "You''re the boss, too? Are you from the dairy farm?"


    The plane took off.


    Then came the famous scene moment.


    Niu Geng got airsick because he was afraid of heights and drank too much milk. Li Chenggong was shocked and found him a airsickness bag. As a result, Niu Geng Leng swallowed the vomited milk again. Li Chenggong was disgusted.


    "Card!"


    Xu Shanzheng shouted again, handed Li Tiezhu a paper towel and mineral water to gargle his mouth, and said, "the milk behind you rushed out of your mouth, which surprised me. It''s true enough! I didn''t see how much milk you drank just now."


    This scene is designed to drink a mouthful of milk in the mouth and pretend to vomit.


    After gargling, Li Tiezhu looked at Xu Shan and couldn''t speak.


    Xu Shanzheng''s expression was wrong: "did you really vomit just now?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded silently.


    Xu Shanzheng: "talent!"


    The shooting continues.


    "Waiter? Waiter? Waiter?"


    "Hey! Don''t shout."


    Li successfully pressed the call button.


    Lengba came over: "Sir, what can I do for you?"


    Niu Geng: "open the window and breathe."


    Lengba: "I''m sorry, sir. The cabin is completely closed. You can''t open the windows."


    "You''re stuffy here. I''m suffocating."


    "Please be patient for a while. The plane will arrive soon. Shall I pour you a glass of water?"


    "Come on, I''m suffocating."


    "OK, just a moment, please."


    Stewardess lengba left. There were few stewardess in the original version, but Li Tiezhu obviously added stewardess lens, and sun Xixi was also very sensible and chose the most beautiful angle to shoot.


    The plot was pushed forward, and soon finished shooting the crow mouth plot behind. Niu Geng was right. It snowed heavily at Changsha airport and the plane returned.


    After filming the plot in the plane, it was dark and the crew returned to the hotel.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu and Luhani were playing dream Three Kingdoms in a bed and were beaten by passers-by.


    Luhani: "don''t play, don''t play, you can''t take you without Chichi."


    "I didn''t want to play originally. You insisted that I drive black."


    "I''m just looking for lengba to help you divert your attention."


    "Cut! I''m not hungry."


    Li Tiezhu felt his hot mobile phone and was distressed. This was my first smart phone. When he moved the brick, he never thought he would use a luxury mobile phone worth more than 3000 yuan.


    Didi.


    When Li Tiezhu opened wechat, it was a message from Xu Jiazhen. When he clicked in, it was a self photo taken in front of the hotel mirror in a nightdress. It was plain and conservative.


    Luhani directly grabbed the mobile phone and enlarged the picture: "who? Oh, oh! Xu Jiazhen, who fed you in the morning, Su Yan also carried it. Tut tut... She took self photos to seduce you. Can she bear it?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t rob his mobile phone either. He felt a little "hungry", so he started sit ups next to him: "Why are you so ugly? What''s seduction?"


    "Hotel, nightdress, plain face, selfie, isn''t this seduction?"


    "If you don''t understand, don''t talk nonsense. She is often bullied in the crew, so Zhu Er asked me to take care of it by the way. In case of being bullied, I can find a relationship to say hello or something."


    "Then why send photos?"


    "Make sure she''s not beaten."


    "Do you... Do you believe it?"


    "I''m not afraid of the shadow. Whatever you think."


    Didi.


    There''s news again.

 Chapter 567

    The new news is three paragraphs of text. Luhani looked at the text full of the screen. People were stupid. Is this really good at playing? Write a diary with wechat? And send it to Li Tiezhu? This cliff is not a serious man!


    Li Tiezhu finished 20 sit ups, took back his mobile phone and looked at it.


    "Tiezhu, I got up at 4:30 this morning. After washing and dressing at 5:30, I took a taxi to your crew. After breakfast, I felt very out of shape, and you were angry. I''m sorry, I didn''t do well. You gave me a role more than zhu''er''s, but I let you down. I will try to improve myself."


    "After filming, I rushed to Hengdian at noon. I did some scenes in the afternoon. I was in good condition. The female No. 2 who bullied me last time didn''t shake my face again and invited me to have coffee. She asked," people are in an embarrassing way. " I don''t know if there are any roles that can be guest stars. I said they were all set by iron pillars. She asked me if I had a good relationship with you. I said we were classmates. I bought you breakfast every day. She said that I had the opportunity to introduce you. I didn''t promise, but I didn''t refuse face to face. Won''t you be angry? "


    "I didn''t have a play in the evening. I went back to the hotel early to recite the script and took a bath for 40 minutes. The deputy director knocked on my door again. I didn''t answer and pretended not to be there. I''m going to bed soon. I wrote a report of more than 300 words today. I feel very full and a little tired. Good night! - - Xu Jiazhen report."


    After reading it, Li Tiezhu scratched his head and replied:


    "Read."


    Luhani, who had long been silly, immediately said, "I can play! I''ve read it? Tut tut... I''m split! How did you think of it? How did you think of such a magical play? It''s evil!"


    Li Tiezhu: "where is evil? It''s a normal report."


    "Eh, it''s not normal to provoke ~ report!"


    "Why is it abnormal? If she doesn''t report like this, how can I know what she does every day?"


    "I''ll go! I can''t do it anyway. I''m no one."


    "Inexplicable."


    Li Tiezhu continued to do push ups and ignored Luhani.


    Luhani turned his eyes around, then directly held his mobile phone and said, "Xiao Han, how''s your day? Didn''t you get targeted on the program? In this way, you take a video and report to me what you''re doing today. The duration should not be less than one minute. I''ll see if you''ve done anything wrong. My brother can make up for it. Oh, by the way, Su Yan takes it."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani strangely. Don''t you want to live? Can''t you do it?


    Luhani: "what? You''re so stupid that I can''t learn?"


    "Something''s wrong with you."


    "You''re right to have someone report?"


    "Yes."


    "Fart! I also care about my little sister."


    Didi.


    Luhani received a voice, Jiao Didi''s voice: "brother, do you have to do this?"


    Luhani replied in seconds: "it will become normal in the future. Report to me every night before going to bed. Brother can help you so much. Come on! Go and take a video."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the gradually distorted Luhani and said, "look what you did, I think I''m wrong."


    Luhani: "Hey, hey, there''s something wrong with you. Hey, hey... Here we are! Let''s see, iron pillar."


    He received the report video from the other party. Jiao didi reported what she had done today.


    Li Tiezhu seriously despised Luhani''s evil taste, so he leaned over and criticized: "yo! Isn''t that who? He just made his debut this year."


    Luhani read the video and replied, "read it."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Xu Jiazhen, who had already slept in a hotel in Hengdian, lost sleep.


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu was really hungry. When he was hungry and flustered, he could do anything. He was not healthy anymore. He took his mobile phone and rolled out of bed.


    Luhani laughed, "why don''t you go out for a ride? It''s very stuffy in the house."


    Li Tiezhu''s old face is red: "that''s what it means."


    "Let''s go! No!"


    "Goodbye!"


    Anyway, they are all immoral rotten brothers and rotten brothers. What face do you care about?


    With that, Li Tiezhu went out of the door, looked around and touched lengba''s room.


    When he got to the room, as soon as he knocked on the door, lengba, who was wearing a stewardess suit and black silk stockings, immediately opened the door. Like being able to count, he looked at Li Tiezhu with a teasing face. Aren''t you hungry? And now? Like a starving ghost.


    Li Tiezhu closed the door, locked it, and then... Nailed lengba directly to the wall.


    Lengba: "be light, people''s silk stockings are not strong at all."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it strong? I''ll try the quality of the props. Really, the quality is not good after spending so much money..."


    To tell the truth, he can bear both songzhuer and Zhao Liya, but he can''t bear lengba, the goblin. At this moment, he suddenly remembered the aunt theory of big tongue playing. When is the best aging? Everyone gets drunk if his aunt is not drunk


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand aging. Anyway, sister lengba is very intoxicating.


    The next day, lengba slipped back to Hengdian with her exhausted body. Li Tiezhu appeared in his room with Luhani full of blood. He picked him up early in the morning and went out for a morning run.


    "Aren''t you tired?"


    "Why are you tired?"


    "I''ve heard that there are only tired cows and no ploughed fields."


    "Hey! That''s a cow. I''m a tractor."


    "Shit!"


    Luhani said he was wronged, but what can he do?


    After running for five kilometers with Li Tiezhu, he took a short rest and went to eat breakfast. Li Tiezhu was not strict with the management of the crew. He ate breakfast himself. He gathered at 9:30 to shoot the film. It was humanized, but the main purpose was to... Save food expenses.


    After breakfast, Li Tiezhu and Luhani received the two father and son, brother pheasant and shibao''er.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and shook hands with brother pheasant, but what he got was the other party''s smelly face. Luhani is even more embarrassed. He doesn''t know brother pheasant at all. It''s all because he saw the Gu hunzi series of films when he was a child, and brother pheasant has a bad face for the top superstar two years ago.


    Li Tiezhu thought, didn''t he say that he came to support the guest appearance when he learned that he was making a film? What''s that look?


    "What are you looking at? Haven''t you seen a handsome man?"


    Brother pheasant stared.


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not what you said on the phone."


    Brother pheasant: "what about Hong Kong? It''s all shit crawling. His mother forced me to say that I''m out of breath. I want to please a popular idol like you and earn some popularity. That''s it! What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and politely: "understand, understand."


    Luhani, who was already tired, was embarrassed out of the sky and thought, isn''t I the popular idol? Li Tiezhu, at best, is just a strength faction!


    At this time, the little basin friend spoke, and his eyes bent into crescent moons with a smile: "ang Kou, the foolish enemy lied. Mommy wouldn''t let him come. He was also fierce to Mommy, saying that mommy''s hair was too long..."


    Luhani: do you have long hair and short vision


    Crawling with shit nodded, "yes, yes, sister, how do you know?"


    Luhani was frustrated: "I''m my brother. If you don''t believe me, I''ll show you!"


    Pheasant: "you have to call your brother when you climb with shit."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, uncle."


    Crawling with excrement: "ah! It''s an uncle with long hair! Buckle up!"


    Brother pheasant is a little embarrassed. The Little Traitor betrayed him. He really wanted to come on his own initiative. Of course, it''s not to please Li Tiezhu or help Li Tiezhu. It''s just to ask for another song.


    After the release of the song "exclusive memory" last year, brother pheasant immediately became popular in the music world again. Even this time, he participated in "where''s dad" because of the heat of last year.


    Brother pheasant, a new father, has put down his so-called arrogance. In order to make more money to support his family, he has already put it down in his heart, but he is still stubborn on the face.


    Sister cai''er couldn''t bear it, so she advised him not to come. He refused.


    Li Tiezhu went to eat rice noodles with shit in his arms. He always likes children, and children like him, probably because Chile is close to him.


    The remaining brother pheasant and Luhani stood outside the breakfast shop, facing each other, especially embarrassed.


    Luhan stroked his wavy blond hair: "Luhani."


    Brother pheasant poked the back of his head: "pheasant."


    "Brother chicken is famous. I grew up watching your movies and listening to your songs."


    "Your song" you are cruel "is good! I like it very much."


    "Tie Zhu wrote it. He said you should sing it, but I like it too much, so I''m sorry."


    "It doesn''t matter. He didn''t know me at that time. You can help me get a song from Li Tiezhu. We''ll be settled!"


    "It''s simple!"


    "Is it simple?"


    "He writes songs like drinking water. Let''s do it! I''ll cooperate with you and you''ll give me an assist?"


    "It''s a deal."


    Soon, two unfamiliar animals reached an evil secret treaty.


    And inside Li Tiezhu is not serious: "where''s dad? Is there a girl in it?"


    Crawling with excrement sucking the noodles: "yes, there are bubbles and inside."


    "Who do you like?"


    "I like bubbles."


    "Why don''t you like neinei?"


    "Nene is too old. She is over five years old and I am only four years old."


    "Oh! Then why do you like bubbles?"


    "She... So soft!"


    "Hey?"


    "Do you want to marry bubble when you grow up?"


    "Yes! But I said to the enemy that marriage requires a car and a house..."


    "I''ll go. Is that too realistic?"


    Li Tiezhu calls himself an expert. It turns out that it''s not easy for the children of the star family.


    "Hey! What did you tell him?"


    The pheasant came in and threatened.


    Originally very happy to talk, the shit crawler suddenly disappeared. While lowering his head to eat noodles, he didn''t forget to squint to confirm his father''s position, as if there was some psychological shadow.


    Li Tiezhu said, "ah! I''ll send you the script, brother pheasant. Read the script more. Let''s try two or three times."


    Pheasant: "fried egg noodles! I want two eggs."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and found that this seems a little floating today! It seems necessary to punish him.


    So Li Tiezhu called the breakfast shop owner and said, "don''t fry egg noodles. Give him snail powder! The most authentic one, increase the red."


    The boss looked at brother pheasant. He had some questions, but when he thought about it, brother pheasant was all powerful when I wore open crotch pants. Don''t you even dare to eat snail powder? impossible! So he resolutely went back to the kitchen to make snail powder.


    Pheasant: "what is snail powder? Do you have screws?"

 Chapter 568

    "Hey! Just try."


    Li Tiezhu answered brother pheasant like this and made a fist gesture to him. In the old mainland movies, it was the action of heroes encouraging each other. Brother pheasant understood it, and then... The snail lion powder came.


    Li Tiezhu was quick eyed and quick at hand. At the moment when the snail lion powder came up, he ran away from the scene of eating excrement with his excrement.


    Luhani followed suit, rescued the bowl of rice noodles with clear soup and put it on the table outside the store. This is a roadside stall with six tables and four tables outside the store.


    Li Tiezhu comforted crawling son with excrement: "eat! Rice noodles are delicious."


    Crawling with excrement looked at the store, revealing a naive doubt: "angkou, why should my stupid enemy eat Baba?"


    It seems that the speed of human movement can not exceed the speed of smell propagation. When the guards of the two knights retreated, he also smelled the refreshing smell and hit the mark.


    Li Tiezhu said, "everyone has different tastes!"


    Crawling with excrement said innocently, "but I didn''t eat Baba before! Did he steal it when my mommy wasn''t there?"


    Luhani thumbed up: "excellent! That''s it! You must not reveal the secret. Eating Baba is not a shady thing, okay, yes... But you can''t let your mother... Er, mommy know. Understand?"


    Crawling with excrement: "when my mommy knows, she won''t kiss the stupid enemy. Cluck, cluck, cluck..."


    The laughter like a sewing machine is really naive.


    After a while, brother pheasant came out with his teeth and a hiccup.


    Crawling with excrement, he retched: "retch..."


    Luhani asked, "brother pheasant, how does snail powder feel?"


    Pheasant: "delicious."


    "Doesn''t it smell?"


    "A little. It tastes delicious!"


    Li Tiezhu, as a heavy taste who likes to eat snail powder, doesn''t think it''s just a little smelly: "Sir, it''s pouring smelly!"


    The pheasant said, "I have rhinitis. I can''t smell it."


    Li Tiezhu and Luhani were a little disappointed.


    Crawling with excrement holding a small half bowl of rice noodles, Tong yanwuji even felt a little distressed for his old stupid enemy: "stupid enemy, I know it''s not easy for you to make money. Can you stop eating Baba in the future? My face is half yours!"


    Pheasant puzzled: "what are you doing in Hong Kong? Don''t talk at dinner. Haven''t I taught you?"


    Crawling with excrement looked sad. It turned out that the enemy was the mysterious person who cooked excrement behind the scenes.


    ¡­¡­


    After breakfast, continue shooting.


    Li Chenggong left the railway station and called his subordinates to get him a high-speed rail ticket. Finally, he got a green ticket because there were no high-speed rail tickets. No way, Li Chenggong still came to the railway station.


    When filming, the pheasant followed him with a piece of shit and told him how lucky and hard it was to make a film, especially the crew and group performance. From lights, props to photography, the pheasant introduced the piece of shit to him in turn, whether he understood it or not.


    From the point of view of the pheasant born in poverty, bringing children to the crew to bear hardships is more educational than going to "where''s dad".


    He is an old father in a real sense. He is 51 years old and his child is only four years old.


    There may be a sense of crisis!


    At the railway station, after filming the scene of Li Chenggong entering the station and making a phone call, it''s the turn of pheasant and dung crawling to sell mobile phones.


    Originally, this plot was redundant in the original script. Li Tiezhu had taken it away, but when pheasant came to guest play, Li Tiezhu took it back.


    At this moment, Li Tiezhu realized.


    He had analyzed the plot settings of the script many times earlier and found that selling mobile phones was the most redundant, mainly meaningless. Now Li Tiezhu understands that the cast of that time and space must have deliberately added this play for guest stars. After all, the actress looks like a famous tea who can do hair.


    Lighting, photography, radio and group performance are all in place.


    Li Tiezhu: "aikexing!"


    Li Chenggong took his mobile phone: "do you know what Spring Festival transportation is? Listen!"


    Crawling with shit walked over and took the mobile phone on tiptoe: "boss, the mobile phone is very fashionable!"


    "I''ll call you later." Li Chenggong grabs back his cell phone and hangs up. "Whose child? Can''t take things at random, you know? What about your adults?"


    Crawling with excrement sat on Li Chenggong''s right hand. Pheasant with * * hat and military coat sat on Li Chenggong''s left hand.


    "How much did you pay for it? Is it a fake mobile phone?"


    Li Chenggong looked around and said, "what''s the matter?"


    Clip excrement climb son: "do you want to change a new model? Hey, fruit full screen mobile phone!"


    Pheasant stood up and opened the left side of his coat. It was full of mobile phones. They were all on the back of the mobile phone. There were two cameras, three cameras, four cameras... And twelve cameras. They were all fruit cards.


    Li Chenggong looked silly.


    Crawling with excrement: "fruit 11 to fruit 20 are available. They are strong in North China! Do you want to buy one? Just 998!"


    Li Chenggong: "no!"


    "Do you want to apply a film?"


    Pheasant opened his right coat and rows of mobile phone film packaging and film pasting equipment.


    Li Chenggong got up, took the box and left: "crazy! Such a young child took it out to cheat money. It''s almost to the zoo."


    Over there, the pheasant looked at the dung crawling: "big brother..."


    Crawling with excrement shrugged: "Hey! Now this industry is seriously involved. Let''s change a silly cheat."


    Then they saw Li Tiezhu coming with his luggage on his back, eating scallion cakes and looking around.


    As soon as the picture turns, crawling with excrement and pheasants squat in the corner of the station and chew onion oil cakes. Pheasants still have seven or eight in their plastic bags.


    Pheasant: "brother, one mobile phone for ten scallion cakes..."


    Crawling with excrement: "but the scallion cake he made is so fragrant! Ah Meng, ah Meng..."


    Pheasant: "will we lose?"


    Clip excrement climb son: "hey hey, now roll inside."


    "Card! After that, finish work for lunch."


    Li Tiezhu shouted.


    The group performers went to pick up the boxed lunch in turn, while the big guys climbed around with shit and boasted, especially Tao Hong, who liked his performance very much. In fact, the illiterate clip shit crawler said his lines very smoothly when he was just filming. Basically, he didn''t have much ng experience. On the contrary, Xu Shanzheng and pheasant often couldn''t catch the clip shit crawler.


    The pheasant tried to be modest by force and was squeezed out.


    He found Li Tiezhu: "is it really OK to shoot like this? Why doesn''t it feel like the style of mainland comedies when I climb with shit?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "in fact, at the beginning, Zhou Xingxing helped to change this paragraph, that is, changing the scallion cake for the mobile phone. Later, I thought it was useless and took it off, but it was very appropriate for me to play this paragraph with shit crawling, so I put it back."


    The pheasant nodded. His expression was a little ugly, but he didn''t say anything anymore. Since Zhou Xingxing changed it, he didn''t dare to say anything.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "what''s the matter? Do you think the plot just now is not good?"


    The pheasant shook his head: "no, I''m a little uncomfortable in my stomach."


    Li Tiezhu: "let me send you back to the hotel to have a rest. Anyway, your play is finished."


    Pheasant: "no, I''m fine. Let''s take a shit crawler to the crew and let him know the happiness and hardship of filming."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK. You won''t have a bad stomach, will you?"


    Pheasant: "shut your crow''s mouth."


    At noon, we all eat boxed lunch, two meat and one vegetarian. Crawling with excrement is also eating boxed lunch with relish, while pheasant chooses to eat scallion oil cake.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother pheasant, don''t you eat boxed lunch?"


    Pheasant: "I think scallion cake is more delicious. Anyway, it''s a prop. It''s a waste if you don''t eat it."


    Li Tiezhu: "then eat less. This was bought by the props teacher at the roadside stall yesterday. He put the refrigerator last night..."


    Pheasant: "I''m in good health."


    It seems that in order to prove that he is really in good health, pheasant Kaka dried four scallion oil cakes.


    In the afternoon, it was a car scene.


    For convenience, the crew directly found a place for scenery, a section of railway, several green carriages, plus dozens of group performances, which is safe and efficient. As for the location of the train running, it''s OK to find a road section to make up for it in the future. You don''t have to prepare yourself. It''s OK to take a normal passing train to save money.


    The boarding play is wonderful. The atmosphere of Spring Festival transportation is very full, just like war.


    Then, Niu Geng and Li Chenggong, playing fruit 20 mobile phone, met again successfully. Li Chenggong bought a fake ticket and made up for it. Several passengers changed up and down the road, and three girls came. Then Luhani''s musical talent also appeared. The acting skills of the three dragon girls immediately became enthusiastic and didn''t have to play.


    On the contrary, Luhani was red faced by the three girls. He didn''t have any lines. He also frequently ng, so it''s better to play smoothly.


    Then, Niu Geng''s crow mouth came true again. There was a landslide in front and the train couldn''t go.


    A group of people got off the bus and prepared to transfer to the bus.


    After shooting the scene on the third day, the crew returned to the hotel again and several leaders held a meeting.


    Producer Tao Hong said, "we''ve made a fifth of the play in three days, and it''s going very smoothly. Next, the crew is going to shoot the next play in Northern Hubei. It takes about two days for the crew to transfer equipment. If we can''t shoot in these two days, we should let the actors rest. No way, our crew is poor!"


    Sun Xixi: "if only I had money, got two sets of equipment and people, and the actors ran back and forth to seamlessly connect various scenes, that would be good."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t even think about it. Why spend $50 million on something that can be done with three thousand omnipotent?"


    Xu Shanzheng said, "just slow down. Let the post team carefully cut the previous photos in the past two days to see the effect, check the deficiencies and fill the gaps. I happen to have a dinner party tomorrow in Kyoto."


    Tao Hong: "entertainment? Or wine bureau?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "it''s Fang Bo. He''s going to make his own film next year. Let me give him some advice."


    Tao Hong: "then you go. You must go back to the set the morning after tomorrow, or I''ll deduct your pay."


    Xu Shanzheng: "... Why kill each other?"


    At this time, a staff member hurriedly ran in and said, "no, brother pheasant sent him to the emergency room."


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    Staff: "just sent it, brother Lu followed. He said it might be food poisoning."


    Li Tiezhu and others got up and left.


    When he came to the hospital, Li Tiezhu saw the shit crawling child sitting in the corridor. He was in a stable mood. Looking at Li Tiezhu, he said, "ang Kou, it''s poisonous in the Baba eaten by the enemy!"

 Chapter 569

    Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong didn''t know that Li Tiezhu and Luhani cheated pheasants into eating snail lion powder. Therefore, they were shocked to hear the words of crawling with excrement.


    Are Xiangjiang artists so corrupt?


    What''s this special? What''s the old perplexer? It''s clearly confused!


    Xu Shan asked, "who told you about the shit climbing?"


    "The doctor''s uncle said that the cake the enemy ate in the morning was poisonous, and then his intestines were broken," he said


    Tao Hong: "broken intestines?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "it doesn''t matter. Why do you stay in the enemy and eat Baba? Is it true or false?"


    "I don''t know why. The stupid enemy says it''s delicious."


    Li Tiezhu explained, "in the morning, I invited brother pheasant to eat snail lion powder."


    "Ah!"


    Xu Shanzheng was slightly disappointed.


    Li Tiezhu: "shit crawling, where are you staying? Take us to see him."


    Crawling with shit nodded and took three adults inside: "the stupid enemy asked me to wait for you. He said he would wait for ang Kou. He would give you his last words."


    Li Tiezhu trembled: "not at all?"


    A feeble voice came from the ward: "I''ll tell you a few words. I can''t die."


    When several people entered the ward, the pheasant was pale and weakly lying on the bed. Next to him, Luhani sat on the pony and peeled apples for him.


    Xu Shan asked with concern, "what''s the situation?"


    Luhani said: "food poisoning and acute enteritis, the doctor said the problem is not big, but we should observe and treat for a day or two."


    Tao Hong: "brother pheasant is lucky to suffer! The cost goes from the crew. In addition, I asked someone to check whether the group performance and staff had food poisoning..."


    Luhani: "no, brother pheasant''s food today perfectly avoided what we all ate."


    Tao Hong: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu: "is it the problem of snail lion powder or scallion cake?"


    Luhani smiled bitterly: "the doctor said there was a problem! Enteritis is because the snail lion powder is too hot, and food poisoning is scallion cake..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the pheasant: "brother pheasant, I''m sorry."


    Brother pheasant: "I don''t blame you. The snail lion powder is really delicious. But I have a more difficult thing here. Originally, I was going to record the program with dung crawler tomorrow morning, but now I can''t go like this. What should I do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let them postpone it?"


    "No, the other guests are here. Do you want them to go back?"


    "Will you be absent for one term?"


    "Those who want to lose money! Those who have signed the contract."


    "How much is it?"


    "I earn one million in one phase and lose three million in the absence of one phase. Moreover, I shoot two phases at a time, two days and one night."


    "So little."


    "You think it''s all you? You can do it. I was poisoned by eating your food."


    "How do I know what to do?"


    "Cough... I heard you didn''t have a shooting mission tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."


    "Yes."


    "Then you take a shit crawler to the program. I''m sick."


    "How can I?"


    "NAH! I''m here to make a guest appearance for you before I''m hospitalized. You should be responsible to the end."


    "I''ve never been a father!"


    "I haven''t been either."


    "But you are already a father, and I am not."


    "Well..."


    Brother pheasant was lost in thought. Although he was weak, his eyes were shining. It''s not easy to get sick because of Li Tiezhu. How can I pit him this time? It''s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!


    Li Tiezhu said tentatively, "why don''t you call sister Cai? The program team should be flexible."


    Brother pheasant frowned: "what did you just say?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let sister Cai go."


    "No, last sentence."


    "Ah, let me see... I said you''re already a father, I''m not."


    The pheasant nodded, pulled the shit and said, "kneel down and call dad."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "brother pheasant, let''s get familiar, but it''s too much for me to call your father!"


    The pheasant said to the dung crawler, "it''s not Dad! The dung crawler kneels down and is called Godfather."


    The dog finally understood. He knelt by the bed and shouted to the pheasant, "Godfather."


    Pheasant: "I''m your father. There, I''m called Li Tiezhu Godfather."


    He changed his direction and said to Li Tiezhu, "Godfather."


    It turned out that Li Tiezhu was the godfather of his son.


    Li Tiezhu: "


    He panicked, totally panicked.


    In his whole life, he has never been so flustered. He has no plans and even wants to escape. How can he become a godfather? Brother pheasant is not a man!


    Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong were also surprised. They wanted to laugh, held back, turned around and left. They said they were going to deal with the hospitalization procedures and expenses.


    Luhani''s apple almost fell to the ground and was stunned.


    The pheasant said to the dog, "kowtow, three."


    One, two, three


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly picked up the shit and climbed up. His face turned red. He didn''t speak quickly: "if not, if not... Brother pheasant, your claws?"


    The pheasant couldn''t help laughing: "look, you''re a father now. You can record the program."


    Luhani also recovered, and his face was rotten with laughter: "no problem! The iron pillar should go."


    Li Tiezhu looked at him with a piece of shit, blinked, and then picked up his mobile phone: "I... I''m a little confused, you let me slow down."


    Then he dialed songzhuer for instructions.


    "Good thing!"


    "Wow, hahaha... I have a baby!"


    "Climb with shit. It''s called godmother."


    "So cute!"


    "Is brother pheasant okay?"


    "You take a shit crawler to record the program. Practice in advance. Sooner or later you have to be a father. What a good opportunity!"


    "I won''t talk to you. I''ll find sister Cai video to talk about what gifts to prepare for the children."


    "Hang up, hang up..."


    Beep ¡«


    Li Tiezhu was even more at a loss.


    "Angkou, do you take me to record the program?"


    Crawling with shit asked.


    Pheasant: "Godfather."


    Crawling with shit: "godfather, isn''t it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, yes... I''ll take you to record the program."


    Crawling with excrement, his eyes narrowed with laughter: "Hey, hey..."


    He doesn''t know what godfather is, but he feels relaxed as long as he doesn''t face his father''s poker face all day. Moreover, he likes the iron column buckled. Although he vomited him when he met for the first time, he was impressed.


    Luhani handed the apple to the pheasant and said, "tie Zhu, now you and brother pheasant are in laws. He helped you make a film and was hospitalized. Don''t you write him a song?"


    Pheasant: "no! Since I''m in laws, I''ll see if I want another song."


    Li Tiezhu apologized: "yes, yes, I''ll write you a song after the play. Uncle, you can rest assured."


    Pheasant: "that''s very interesting. However, if you have to write to me, I won''t refuse, so I won''t see you outside."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, yes."


    The pheasant said again, "the couple are gone, so only the fawn witnessed the dung crawling. I worship you as the godfather. He is the witness. Write him a song! Ask for a good prize."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani and said in his heart, I have a special intelligence value of 89 points, and the remaining intelligence value is 3 points. Do you still write?


    It''s all about debt. Zhao Liya has two songs to go, and two more today?


    Luhani pretended to refuse: "I''ll forget it! I didn''t do anything. Iron pillar doesn''t have to write for me."


    Pheasant Yi airway: "that''s no good! It''s the deer who sent me to the hospital. I want to repay this feeling. Tie Zhu, give him the song he wrote for me."


    Li Tiezhu had a headache and said, "write! One song for each person. Wait until I finish making the film..."


    Luhani: "Oh, Tiezhu is too polite. I''m embarrassed to refuse."


    Then Luhani and pheasant looked at each other.


    Done!


    Although the stomach still hurts, the pheasant is in a good mood. He not only has finished the new song, but also doesn''t have to record the laoshizi program. It''s too tired to take the baby. Would you like to go out tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? Uh huh, call Luhani.


    what?


    Enteritis and food poisoning? Just one night! If it hurts, just bear it. Waves are the most important.


    Next, the pheasant told Jiashi crawling about Godfather. When Jiashi crawling understood, he was even happier.


    Then, the crew found a nurse for the pheasant. Li Tiezhu and others left the hospital and took away the dung crawler. Can''t children sleep in the hospital? Besides, Li Tiezhu will take him to record the program early tomorrow morning.


    That night, Li Tiezhu''s footsteps were a little floating and felt something wrong. I was only 20 years old. Why did I record where''s dad?


    However, after calling the program group, Li Tiezhu was a little relieved. It turned out that the program group also had a fake father, which was more fake than him. He was not even a godfather.


    Zhao Liya and lengba sent congratulatory messages to inquire about Li Tiezhu''s journey of becoming a father. Even Zheng Yanzi sent wechat to tease Li Tiezhu.


    Obviously, zhu''er made an announcement in the "magic zoo" again.


    He took a bath for chuanshicraw. Li Tiezhu put on his pajamas, carried him to bed and blew his hair with a hair dryer.


    Luhani in the shop next door burst into laughter: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s funny?"


    Luhani still smiled and didn''t answer, holding his cell phone to return the message. The pheasant just told him to go to Changsha snack street tomorrow and drink and dance in the evening. It''s strange that Luhani can''t laugh when he looks at Li Tiezhu, who is forced to take a baby across the street.


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone to watch the video. The name of the video is: teach you to wear diapers for your children.


    Although he is four years old, he still has to wear diapers at night for fear of wetting the bed. This is what sister Cai told Li Tiezhu just now. This is what happens when she climbs outside because she''s afraid of causing trouble to the hotel staff.


    After clumsily putting on his diaper, Li Tiezhu watched another video: the steps of making milk powder.


    Two thermostatic kettles? A 45 degree water? A boil?


    First scald the bottle with boiling water


    Originally, Li Tiezhu, who was not very smart, had frequent problems. Finally, he succeeded in washing milk by himself.


    After washing the bottle, Li Tiezhu put the dung crawler on the bed to go to bed. Li Tiezhu felt more tired than moving bricks on the construction site. He really wanted to lie down and sleep, but he couldn''t. He had to wait for the dung crawler to fall asleep first.


    Be reasonable, crawling with shit is really good. He hasn''t cried and has been smiling like a little warm man.


    Deng Deng


    It''s almost twelve o''clock, and Yang Mi still makes a video call.


    Li Tiezhu was in love with Leng Bazhu, and he was in friendship with Yang Mi. He had a deep friendship that time. She usually doesn''t contact Li Tiezhu. I think there is something important, so Li Tiezhu picked it up.


    "Tie Zhu, Congratulations! Show your sister your baby!"

 Chapter 570

    It''s a good thing that doesn''t go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t need to know that lengba told her, and she doesn''t know what to say about it. They are all very happy to see Li Tiezhu eat flat.


    "Sister MI, you know? Look, look, this is my son crawling with shit. He is three years older than my brother."


    Li Tiezhu switches the camera to clip excrement crawling. He is lying in bed reading a story book.


    "Like his father! But he looks much more lovely than his father."


    "Climb with shit and call me aunt."


    "Good aunt!"


    "Hey! The boy is so good. By the way, Tiezhu, are you really going to record where''s dad?"


    "Yes, brother pheasant is lying in the hospital now."


    "Hahaha... What issue? I''ll see it then."


    "Phase III and phase IV."


    "Well, well, come on! When you come to Donghai, remember to call me. My sister misses you."


    Yang Mi said and the building tilted.


    "Poof goose..."


    Luhani laughed. Something''s wrong! Something''s wrong!


    Yang Mi was startled: "who?"


    Li Tiezhu said awkwardly, "Luhani, we live in the same house."


    Yang Mi: "then don''t you remind me? Hang up."


    Beep ¡«


    After hanging up, Luhani said unkindly, "iron pillar, have a good time! Brother Kui has always regarded you as a good man."


    Li Tiezhu said, "how can there be good people in this circle? Only bad people."


    In front of the children, Luhani is also embarrassed to ask for details. Although Li Tiezhu will probably share his experience based on their relationship, he can only bear it first.


    Li Tiezhu took his mobile phone to clip excrement and climb to play children''s songs. Soon he fell asleep, mainly because he was too tired in the crew today.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu got up very early, washed and dressed her, took him to breakfast, and finally took a taxi to mango station to find the program group.


    Li Tiezhu of mango station is ripe. He soon found the program group and put a code on it.


    Then they got on the bus of the program group. The destination of this stop is an ancient castle hundreds of miles away on the outskirts of Changsha City.


    The recording of the program began.


    In the car, Li Tiezhu asked clip shibo''er, "how is this program recorded? I don''t know. I heard I want to choose a house or something."


    "To choose a house, some houses are big and fun, some houses are small and not fun. The enemy always chooses a house that is not fun. Godfather, you should choose a house well and choose the house next to the bubble."


    "Why choose the house next to the bubble? Do you want to be her neighbor?"


    "Yes."


    "Why? Do you like her?"


    "No, Hei hei... I live in a big house. She lives in an old house. I make her envy me, Hei hei..."


    "Shit crawling, you won''t have a girlfriend in the future."


    "Godfather, what is a girlfriend?"


    "Is a good friend who can sleep together."


    "Ah... Well... I have to think about it carefully. It''s serious."


    Li Tiezhu covers his face. It''s terrible! It''s embarrassing. I shouldn''t tell him about the advanced topic of girlfriend. The key is that he also jumped out a line from yesterday''s filming. It''s terrible!


    When I was a father for the first time, I was seriously inexperienced. I didn''t treat me as a child when I chatted.


    Li Tiezhu''s coquettish operation directly turned over the barrage and ate melons:


    "I''ll go! It''s really Li Tiezhu!"


    "I thought the trailer was the title party. It turned out to be Li Tiezhu."


    "Why Li Tiezhu? I can''t figure it out!"


    "Is the program group trying to attract attention and increase the ratings?"


    "Little straight man, let bubbles envy him and laugh to death."


    "Can you talk about girlfriends?"


    "Iron pillar brain lacks a string."


    "Friends who sleep together... Take it!"


    "Serious brother, as always, dare to say."


    "Inner volume?"


    "What did you say? You know too much at a young age?"


    "I''m laughing with my nose running."


    "I feel like I''m going to be crooked by Li Tiezhu."


    "It''s crooked!"


    The program team''s car soon drove to the castle. After the children got off the bus, they greeted each other happily. Hum, the great demon king clapped his hands one by one.


    After saying hello, everyone is ready to go.


    Wu Zuen said, "wait a minute! Brother pheasant hasn''t arrived yet."


    So the picture turned to Li Tiezhu and Shiba crawling.


    Crawling with excrement fell asleep in Li Tiezhu''s arms. Li Tiezhu whispered to the camera: "Hello, audience friends, I''m sorry to disappoint you. Brother pheasant didn''t come. When he helped me make a guest movie, he had bad stomach and enteritis and had to be hospitalized. Therefore, I took him to record the program instead of him. Please understand more. Thank you. In addition, I''m already the godfather of him and kowtowed."


    Barrage:


    "It is said that brother pheasant was hospitalized for Li Tiezhu''s film."


    "Crawling with excrement recognized Li Tiezhu as his godfather, so there was nothing wrong with Li Tiezhu."


    "Godfather?"


    "The godfather is too young."


    "I don''t know why, I suddenly feel a little worried about the other dads."


    "Li Tiezhu really doesn''t let go of any fire program and punish it to the end."


    "I want to see him punish the village head."


    "The wish came true ahead of time! I''ve long wanted Li Tiezhu to come to this program."


    "I thought it was still early for Songzhu to have a baby. I didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to airborne in this way."


    All variety shows with Li Tiezhu''s participation are popular, which has become the industry standard in the past two years. Even "Oh Huo primitive man", which was not favored at the beginning, has been popular all over the world. Since then, no one has questioned Li Tiezhu''s ability to "bring goods".


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s airborne "where''s dad" is not only happy for the program team, but also of great interest to the audience.


    Li Tiezhu and Jiashi crawler finally arrived.


    After getting out of the car, Li Tiezhu and several artists who met for the first time greeted each other awkwardly. The children were more friendly, but they were a little confused when they just woke up.


    Li Tiezhu''s palms were sweating. He nodded to several artists and said, "Hello teachers, I''m singer Li Tiezhu. Brother pheasant is in hospital. I''ll replace him these two days. Please take care of him! Thank you!"


    In fact, last night, the parents received the notice from the program group that Li Tiezhu was coming, so they pretended to be surprised and asked about brother Xiashan chicken.


    That''s all. We don''t know each other in private.


    Internship father Deng Ruan found that he was not the only fake father. He was very happy: "Hello, Tiezhu! We are one wave."


    After shaking hands, Li Tiezhu said, "why do you say that?"


    Dun roon: "because we are both post-90s, and we are both fake dads."


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s different. I''m the godfather of crawling shit. I belong to my real father."


    Dun roon: I''m still the father of the inverted twister


    "What twist?"


    "Inverted twist is a kind of fruit, that is, mangosteen. Anyway, it is my daughter''s nickname."


    "Oh! It''s a very chic name."


    "Right? Come on! Turn the twister upside down and call Uncle Li."


    "Hello, Uncle Li."


    "Hello, daonianzi."


    Everyone led the children forward and found five donkey carts. The dads began to cheer up the timid children and touch the donkeys.


    Li Tiezhu was different. He asked him, "do you know what the donkey''s Baba looks like?"


    Crawling with shit shook his head: "I don''t know."


    "It''s oval, round and shiny, so it''s also called donkey dung egg."


    "Like that kind of flat Lantern Festival?"


    "Almost, but the black one is actually more like Hawthorn pill for appetizing and strengthening the spleen. It will smoke when it is first pulled out."


    "Godfather, how do you know?"


    "I''ve driven horses and donkeys since I was a child. Of course, I know. The Baba of horses and donkeys are like that, but the horse dung eggs should be bigger."


    "Then, godfather... Is it delicious?"


    He looks naive with shit.


    Li Tiezhu fell into meditation and shook his head: "it''s not delicious."


    It''s a pity to climb with excrement. I probably think of my old father who is still ill in bed. I frown. The enemies are ill in bed and haven''t had a hot bite to eat.


    Barrage:


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Sure enough, Li Tiezhu''s painting style is different."


    "Is it serious that it''s not delicious?"


    "Why do you ask if it''s delicious?"


    "Li Tiezhu, I don''t think you''ve eaten this product, have you?"


    "Last program, he said he ate cow dung when he was a child, so donkey dung may not be spared."


    "Serious brother is worthy of being a gourmet... Dog head!"


    "At the thought that songzhuer is the girlfriend of this product, I think Zhuer has a taste!"


    "Something''s wrong upstairs."


    In the program, Wu Zuen suddenly shouted, "something''s wrong upstairs!"


    Several artists looked up and saw the village head wearing a coquettish general armor, standing on the castle upstairs, followed by a little fat man. It''s time to choose a house again. There are five pictures of the house hanging in front of the city tower.


    Then, the village head began to say his lines. He was very wordy. He had to pass his level before he could take a donkey cart into the castle.


    Crawling with excrement said, "stay the enemy! No, godfather! The village head''s sword is so cool!"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you like it?"


    Crawling with shit narrowed his eyes and nodded with a smile: "Mm-hmm."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s the so-called gift of a sword to a hero. Old man, I''ll come right away. You wait here for Dad!"


    Then Li Tiezhu ran away, a little fast.


    Several other artists were listening attentively when they suddenly found that Li Tiezhu had run away and couldn''t help looking at each other:


    "What happened to Li Tiezhu?"


    "I don''t know."


    "What''s wrong with your stomach? Run so fast."


    "I''ll go! He went upstairs..."


    I saw that Li Tiezhu ran up the city tower, strangled the talking village head''s neck in one hand, pulled the treasure knife around his waist in the other hand, and soon got it.


    Village head: "cough! Dare you plot against this general?"


    Li Tiezhu turned and left, "you go on."


    Village head: "


    Li Tiezhu ran back to Jiashi crawler, his face not red and out of breath, and handed the prop sword to Jiashi crawler.


    Crawling with shit was full of stars: "Wow! Godfather is so powerful..."


    The other fathers stopped talking and went on the program to rob things in front of their children. Is this appropriate?


    Hem pointed to Li Tiezhu and said, "you robbed the village head. You''re a bad boy."


    "Godfather is not a bad boy! You talk nonsense!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said to the village head, "did you give it to chuanshibo? This knife."


    Village head: "ah... Yes!"


    Li Tiezhu said to hem, "look! It''s from the village head. Didn''t he give you a present?"


    Hem suddenly shriveled and said, "Dad, I don''t have a gift."


    Hum, Dad, Du is very angry. Li Tiezhu, you really shouldn''t be a person!

 Chapter 571

    Crawling with excrement danced around in front of hem with a prop knife, and voiced himself: "Qiang Qiang... Biubiu ~"


    Hem''s eyes were red: "Dad!"


    Du Dayan quickly picked up hem and stayed away from the fake father and son. He can''t quarrel with Li Tiezhu on the program, can he? According to reliable information in the circle, he is a fool!


    He didn''t know how to stop when he saw the good, so he caught up and pulled a knife on Du Dayan''s ass: "up! Where can the bad guy escape!"


    Du Da Yan looked at Li Tiezhu helplessly, which meant you didn''t care?


    Li Tiezhu said to him, "don''t do this. You want to jump up and chop. Can you master lightness skills?"


    Then he demonstrated and jumped in place.


    Crawling with excrement was eager to try, and there was a great trend to change rowing to stabbing. Du Dayan quickly turned to the hairy child and said, "the village head said the game is about to start! Put away the knife."


    Wu Zuen and Liu Dazhuang held their daughter in their arms one after another. They always felt that brother pheasant was absent and that someone had taught him to climb with shit.


    Li Tiezhu nodded at the dog.


    Crawling with excrement took the knife into the scabbard and said coldly, "for the face of my godfather, spare your life!"


    Du Dayan said sarcastically to Li Tiezhu, "I thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome."


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is a real dog!"


    "Even children don''t let go..."


    "Heartache hum."


    "Serious brother is too disobedient here. He doesn''t look like a bear child like his father."


    "In fact, which program does Li Tiezhu look like a bear child?"


    "Jump up, chop or poke?"


    "This is the essence of Li Tiezhu @ Nie Yao."


    Next, the competition began.


    The rules are very simple. They are as simple as boring. If you lose a balloon upstairs, the fathers below wear tennis racket hats and stick the balloon to the photo. Whichever you hit will get the house.


    The best room 1 has the smallest photo and the worst room 5 has the largest photo.


    The children were not chirping enough. The fathers scrambled to play balloons and tried to pick a better house. They looked very tired.


    Li Tiezhu''s painting style is different. He untied the village head''s belt, was tying up the prop knife, and then carried his back behind the dog. He looks like a great Xia in the movie. It''s cool.


    Crawling with excrement was very proud. He swayed around in front of the bubble with a knife on his back and gave an inexplicable laugh: "Hey, hey, hey..."


    This laughter translates into: Look! Am I awesome?


    However, the little bubble only had his father in his eyes and ignored the shit crawling, which made the little guy a little lost.


    Hem still said sarcastically, "I have a gun in my house. You can''t beat me."


    "Did you buy it?" he said cleverly


    Hum: "yes."


    "But my knife was a gift from the village head. You didn''t."


    Hum: "


    In the face of the gradually pillared dung crawling, the Lord of hem has no power to parry.


    The four dads over there worked hard for a long time and couldn''t get the house.


    Wu Zuen said, "why didn''t Li Tiezhu come to play balloons?"


    Du took a big look and said, "he should not understand the rules. I heard he was a little... Too naive."


    Dun roon: let''s call him over


    Liu Dazhuang said, "don''t let him learn a lesson. Don''t think this program is so easy to record! How tired it is to be a father."


    Du Dayan: "yes! Don''t remind him."


    Li Tiezhu even took down the tennis racket on his head. When he was a weapon, he fought with the shit crawler. He roared and laughed like a sewing machine. He swept away the loss that had just been ignored by the bubble.


    "The white crane has bright wings! The immortal points the way..."


    "Wow, wow..."


    The barrage was stunned:


    "Li Tiezhu is really a fool!"


    "Brother, you are twenty, not twelve..."


    "Ye Qinghui!"


    "That''s how we played when we were young."


    "Boys are like this."


    "Maybe this is the stupid enemy that crawling with shit wants?"


    "No wonder he likes serious brother so much."


    "I''m serious. I''ve got a good blade."


    "If brother pheasant can play with crawling shit like this, I can''t imagine the picture."


    "I suddenly want to be Li Tiezhu''s son."


    "I''m afraid you don''t want pine and bamboo... I tell you, children in rich families drink Mammy''s milk!"


    "You''re disgusting."


    The village head couldn''t help but come over and remind him, "iron pillar, you''re going to rob the house."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t rob!"


    The village head was stabbed by crawling with excrement: "Ouch! I''m injured. You have to pay for my medical expenses."


    Clip excrement climb son: "up, eat me a knife."


    While hiding, the village head said, "don''t eat, don''t eat. Iron pillar, go and rob the house. I''ll help you climb with shit for a while."


    He was also worried that Li Tiezhu did not understand the rules, resulting in the unsatisfactory effect of the program.


    Li Tiezhu took a look and shook his head: "I don''t rob."


    There are already three houses over there. Wu Zuen''s room 2, Du Dayan''s room 4 and Liu Dazhuang''s room 3. Only the fake father Deng lune is still struggling frantically. He is stunned that there is a problem in sports coordination and can''t hit the balloon.


    Inverted twist refuelled beside: "Dad Deng, refuel! Room 1! Refuel!"


    Deng lune saw that the village head was persuading Li Tiezhu to participate in the competition. He was even more worried. Li Tiezhu had a good physique. Just like just now, he was pushed around by Liu Dazhuang and Wu Zuen and couldn''t stand stably.


    "Twist down, twist down, give me a balloon and throw it up."


    Inverted twist picked up a balloon on the ground and threw it up. Deng lune also dialed it up and patted it with his head on his head. This is a blatant cheating, but it''s nothing.


    Over there, three dads who got the room went to find Li Tiezhu to show off. The most obvious one was Du Dayan.


    "Iron pillar, can''t you adapt to it for the first time? This program is so cruel that you have to compete for everything. In order to give children better conditions, fathers are often tired."


    Du Dayan got a relatively good room 4 and was suddenly refreshed.


    Liu Dazhuang also nodded. This program is really a little miserable. His children have never suffered like this.


    Wu Zuen said, "it doesn''t matter. Crawling with excrement is a boy. It''s almost all right to live. Unlike brother Liu and I, we don''t want our daughter to suffer."


    Li Tiezhu said, "is room one the best?"


    Wu Zuen was stunned and said, "it should be that it has the smallest photo and is hiding behind room 4 and room 5. It''s not easy to fight."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s it. Why should I compete? The balloon is so floating. How can it be accurate? When you pick the remaining room 1, it will be ours."


    Suddenly, the three dads turned and looked at Deng Lun. He just took a purple balloon on the photo of room 5.


    Deng Ruan: "my God! I clearly aimed at room 1! Why..."


    The inverted twist can hardly hide its lost color.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "look, room 1 is ours."


    The air was suddenly quiet and the atmosphere was a little embarrassed.


    Du Dayan: "it turns out that we are innocent!"


    The village head also felt his scalp numb. He let the shit crawl cut his legs and scratched his head: "this... Is OK?"


    Deng lune came back, looked at Li Tiezhu and shook his head: "I''m so tired... Tiezhu, you''re so treacherous! You''re worthy of being the big devil who can stir shit at the variety Festival!"


    Barrage:


    "I''ll go! Take it."


    "This wave, Li Tiezhu is in the atmosphere!"


    "No move wins!"


    "I can''t refuse. After all, I''m a serious brother who has sanctioned the mushroom house, unlimited challenges and gallop..."


    "I''ve never lost in variety show!"


    "Li Tiezhu: they all say I''m a melon. In fact, I''m a witty group!"


    "I''m so happy. A group of people beat me to death and left the best to Li Tiezhu who didn''t do anything."


    "Shit crawler: This is the real father!"


    "Du Dayan has never been beaten by an iron pillar!"


    "On this program, Li Tiezhu is beating kindergarten children. I mean those dads."


    "I suddenly thought of the Yellow Sanshi in the first season."


    In the program, everyone took the photos and began to set off separately to find their own house.


    Li Tiezhu helped him put the sword back in its sheath, took him on the donkey cart, then drove the donkey to the ancient castle, and soon found their mansion.


    Crawling with excrement was very happy. He pulled out his sword and killed a bloody storm in the yard. The village head who came to visit was chased away.


    Fat Xuan, who followed the village head, said, "you''re nothing. My father is the champion."


    "What''s the champion?" he said


    Li Tiezhu came out: "a fighting game. I have it on my mobile phone. Do you want to play it?"


    Crawling with shit: "godfather, I want to play."


    So Li Tiezhu gave him his mobile phone to play games and went to wash the dishes himself. It was almost noon. The program team prepared tomatoes, eggs, pork, cucumbers, etc.


    Fat Xuan was unconvinced. He chased Li Tiezhu and said, "the champion is not a game."


    Li Tiezhu looked up and said, "do you want to eat at my house, too?"


    Pangxuan: "the champion wins the game, not the game."


    Li Tiezhu looks at an old acquaintance... Village head.


    The village head was a little embarrassed. He just wanted to rub the rice. After all, he didn''t listen to teacher he praising Li Tiezhu''s cooking, so he licked his face and said, "many people eat together, it''s lively! Ha, I brought you bacon, fried bacon with pepper, thief incense."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s too small to eat chili or bacon."


    Village head: "


    Although the atmosphere was a little awkward, the village head and pangxuan still didn''t leave and settled down firmly.


    Fat Xuan went to see the shit crawler playing games: "my father is the champion."


    He took a look at him and was turned around silently. He didn''t let him see the game that Godfather gave him.


    The village head cooked the rice in an electric cooker and gave a hand to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu cut the fresh pork into strips, wrapped it with starch, added a little pepper noodles and salt, and then beat an egg. Cut Cucumber Strips and tomatoes, wash the bacon brought by the village head, cut it into thin slices, and steam it in a bowl filled with half a bowl of plum dried vegetables.


    Village head: "is this meat steamed with flour?"


    Li Tiezhu: "slippery broth."


    At this time, Deng Ruan came in with some vegetables and inverted twist, with a slightly embarrassed smile: "iron pillar, how about cooking? What a coincidence! Inverted twist, call uncle."


    Inverted Nianzi: "uncle, our house is old."


    Deng lu''en said, "poor child. She hasn''t had a decent meal since she followed my surname Deng. It''s not easy to get you here. It''s not appropriate not to rub a good meal..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    So direct?

 Chapter 572

    Deng lune was too straightforward, but it was hard to refuse. The village head was much happier. It turned out that I was not the most shameless one.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know how to pick up the conversation. He''s not familiar.


    Dun roon: "brother Zhu!?"


    There was no way. Li Tiezhu had to say, "let''s do the dishes together."


    Dun roon nodded: "good, good! To tell you the truth, I can only wash the dishes."


    Li Tiezhu said nothing again. Is this really an idol? I remember working with my cat. I heard it''s not so shameless? Is it forced by life? Sure enough, people are forced out.


    Cooking is too simple for Li Tiezhu, so it''s not important to cook more for two or three people.


    Li Tiezhu was as efficient as ever. After a while, the dishes came to the table: slippery broth, fried Cucumber Strips in soy sauce, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, steamed bacon with plum dried vegetables, and a stir fried seasonal vegetable.


    Three adults, three children, four dishes and one soup are not bad. After all, they are in a hurry.


    Not everyone is Sue Bassa.


    Li Tiezhu scalded the WangDui bowl and spoon with boiling water, filled him with a little rice, and scooped up several lumps of slippery meat.


    After taking a mouthful of it, he thumbed up: "eat well! Thank you, Godfather."


    Li Tiezhu smiled like an old father.


    Deng ruen looked at the inverted twist that had begun to pick rice, looked embarrassed and asked Li Tiezhu modestly: "have the bowls and spoons been scalded?"


    Li Tiezhu: "disinfection! What if mosquitoes have touched it? What if there are bacteria?"


    Deng Ruan looked at xiaodaonianzi again, a little guilty: "they all say you''re not smart. How do you know everything?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m just not smart to learn! I watched videos with children all the way in the car last night and today. By the way, I also added a mother and baby group, which benefited a lot! In other words... Haven''t you learned how to be a father?"


    Dun roon was even more embarrassed. He had never learned. He always thought he was here to run.


    The village head said, "everyone''s way is different. They come to the same goal by different ways! Have a cup of soup!"


    Dun roon: cheers


    Li Tiezhu also filled himself with a bowl of soup.


    Deng ruen was also very good at supporting: "Hmm! This soup is delicious! It''s my first time to eat this dish. Where''s the village head?"


    The village head said, "I ate his cooking for the second time. The first time was when I was a singer, Li Tiezhu cooked hot pot for everyone."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu had a bad time with the singer Sun Nan who formed a team with the village head, but it had nothing to do with the village head.


    After a while, several people had dinner.


    Li Tiezhu supervised Deng ruen to wash the dishes, because he didn''t look like he could, for fear that he couldn''t wash it clean.


    The three children were playing in the yard, running around, and the village head was watching.


    Suddenly, crawling with excrement ran to the village head and smiled sweetly.


    Village head: "what''s the matter?"


    "Village head, do you have a program called where''s godfather?"


    The village head was happy at once: "what''s the matter, crawling with shit? Do you like to record programs with your godfather?"


    Crawling with excrement nodded madly: "mm-hmm!"


    "Don''t you like being the enemy?"


    "I don''t like it!"


    "Why?"


    "The stupid enemy always yells at me and forbids me to do anything... But Godfather does everything for me and says he wants to make me a bamboo slingshot."


    "Maybe your father is a big star. When he is popular, you should pay attention to the image. Do you know what the image is?"


    "But I don''t have a godfather!"


    "Er..."


    The village head was speechless. In terms of seniority and status, pheasants are not as popular as Li Tiezhu. Even compared with Li Tiezhu in his most peak years, they are almost.


    Therefore, the village head chose to switch off the topic: "if you stay in the enemy and know that you don''t like him, he will be unhappy."


    "We''d better not tell him! Hey hey... I hope he''s ill longer."


    The village head''s expression was suddenly strange: "if you''re sick for a long time, let your Godfather bring you next time, isn''t it?"


    Crawling with excrement: "yes, Hei hei..."


    The village head doesn''t dare to talk anymore. The cliff will be seen by pheasants. Leave a line today so that we can meet in the future!


    When the program was put here, the barrage was very happy:


    "Once said, Li Tiezhu is really not like being a father for the first time. How careful he is!"


    "This is the gentlest issue of all Li Tiezhu''s variety shows, isn''t it?"


    "Tie for the first place. The mushroom house is the same with pine and bamboo."


    "For me, I also like iron pillars. Brother pheasant''s aura is terrible..."


    "In fact, there are two extremes for Dad to bring children, one is brother pheasant, and the other is Li Tiezhu."


    "I hope brother pheasant will be ill longer?"


    "Lying trough!"


    "Crawling with shit will kill me!"


    "Big filial son! Filial piety makes a strong man!"


    "Originally, brother pheasant was just a minor disease. After reading this paragraph, he spit blood directly!"


    Next, it''s nap time.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t have the habit of taking a nap, but he took the shit crawler to bed and let him sleep, because Tiezhu learned from sister Cai that the shit crawler had the habit of taking a nap.


    Crawling with excrement rolled twice on the bed and began to act like a spoiled child: "godfather, you sleep with me! I can''t sleep alone."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t like this: "I don''t like taking a nap."


    "Why? The foolish enemy said that not taking a nap is not a good child."


    "Real men never take naps."


    "Then... Why not take a nap?"


    "Play!"


    "Is that ok?"


    "Why not? I haven''t had a nap since I was a child!"


    "Wow!"


    The little head of crawling with excrement was strongly impacted. Unexpectedly, someone can not take a nap?


    Is that... Cool?


    If only I were so natural and unrestrained.


    When I finish recording the program and return to the kindergarten, I can pat Xiaomei on the chest and tell them: "I climb with shit. I''m a real man who doesn''t need to take a nap!"


    Hey, what a man!


    Li Tiezhu said, "hit me! Hi!"


    Crawling with excrement turned over, and a powerful force broke out in his little body: "Hey! Hey... Hey, God? Godfather?"


    Li Tiezhu went to the kitchen with dung crawler, took a bone chopping knife, went to the bamboo forest outside the ancient castle to cut bamboo, and made a bamboo slingshot for dung crawler.


    The power of this thing is very small, but the structure is a little complex, and children like it.


    It is a bamboo tube with three openings on both sides. A bamboo strip is inserted into it as a spring, and a small piece of bamboo strip is put into the bamboo tube as a bullet. Next, use your fingers to open one end of the main contempt, and the bullet will fly out.


    Of course, using corn and mung beans as bullets is even more hi, but on the program, don''t waste food.


    He really liked it. He didn''t even want the treasured knife he liked so much in the morning. He took a bamboo slingshot everywhere. During the period, he also looked for bubbles and insides. As a result, others were taking a nap.


    There is no loss in crawling with excrement. On the contrary, the whole person''s temperament has changed. These little friends are degenerate. Unlike me, they never take a nap.


    Of course, there are not many cool children like me!


    I, forgive your mediocrity.


    Barrage:


    "I have to criticize Li Tiezhu here. It''s bad for children not to take a nap."


    "Children''s rest time is much longer than adults."


    "Can''t you sleep more at night?"


    "Take a nap? I''ve never heard of it!"


    "Real men never take naps."


    "My rural children really don''t take naps since childhood. Adults sleep and children run all over the mountain."


    "Yes! In such late autumn weather, we still go to the field to catch snail lions."


    "Boast without making a draft! Such a cold snail lion."


    As soon as the picture turned, Li Tiezhu appeared in a paddy field with his trouser legs in his arms. He bowed down and groped with his hands in the mud. After a while, he caught two snail lions and threw them on the ridge on the bank.


    Crawling with excrement, carrying a small bucket, dengdeng ran over, grabbed the snail lion and put it into the bucket. He also gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: "Godfather is so powerful!"


    The camera caught two or three kilograms of snails in the bucket.


    At this time, the village head hurried over and said, "iron pillar, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu did not lift his head: "catch snails. There are many. Why don''t you come down and help?"


    Village head: "it''s too dangerous! What if you climb into the field with shit?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the water is so shallow that you can''t drown even if your head is down!"


    "The clothes are dirty?"


    "It''s dirty! However, I brought a lot of replacement."


    The village head said, "you... Let the pheasant see that he will go crazy!"


    Crawling with excrement was a little afraid, and the stab in his hand almost overturned.


    Li Tiezhu said, "he doesn''t dare. If he is angry, I won''t write songs for him. Besides, he is also a rural child. He has suffered so much from snacks. How can he spoil the child? Climb with shit, catch, three fat!"


    The village head said that I was afraid of the responsibility of the program group!


    Seeing no persuasion, the village head took off his shoes and jumped out of the paddy field. Regardless of the position of the program group, he also wanted to go to the field to catch snails.


    How exciting!


    Paddy fields received rice more than two months ago, and now some water plants have just grown, and new buds have sprung up on the rice piles. Microorganisms and humus in the soil and phytoplankton in the water are abundant, and the growth of snail is also quite satisfactory.


    Li Tiezhu: "where''s the little champion?"


    Village head: "I''m asleep. Let''s grab more and have a tooth sacrifice together in the evening. I don''t know if the children can eat."


    Li Tiezhu: "anyway, crawling with excrement can eat. Fried snails with Perilla are Cantonese food. I asked him, he ate it."


    An hour later, the small bucket filled a small half.


    The village head carried it and said, "I''m afraid it''s more than four kilograms. Enough, enough..."


    His clothes and trousers were covered with mud, one of his shoes was wet, and his face was like a kitten.


    The village head stopped talking. Others trusted you when they gave you the child. As a result, you''d better bring it to others like this. Don''t you love it when you''re a mother?


    Is that all right?


    Anyway, if pheasants dare to bring their children like this, sister Cai will certainly cut people with a knife.


    Even bullet screen comments began to make complaints about Li Tiezhu, most of whom were fans of Li Tiezhu.


    It''s the so-called bear father with bear children. The father has a bear nest. Thanks to brother pheasant, he has only one son, otherwise it will all be destroyed in Li Tiezhu''s hands.


    After all, his best skill is to destroy people tirelessly.


    Li Tiezhu returned to the "luxury villa" with dung crawling and snail. First, he filled the snail lion''s magnifying basin with water to spit sand, and then dialed sister Cai''s video.


    Don''t you think you''re dying fast?


    The village head has a little myocardial infarction. It''s hitting the edge of the knife. He''s scared to squeeze into the corner. Just don''t shoot me.

 Chapter 573

    Caijie video was soon connected:


    "Thirteen is amazing? Don''t lose if you have the ability... Hey! Iron pillar, how was your first day? Is it naughty to climb with shit?"


    "Sister Cai, crawling with excrement is very good. He and I went to the field to catch a lot of snails. Look!"


    "So many? I want to eat it. Did you climb into the water with shit?"


    "No, but it''s still dirty. Look, ha ha..."


    "Little cat, this is. Go take a bath. By the way! Don''t put fried snails too spicy. Crawling with excrement can''t eat spicy."


    "I know! I fry with Perilla."


    "Well, climb with shit. Listen to Godfather!"


    "OK, Mommy. Hey, hey..."


    "Hey, you see, my son can catch snails!"


    "Well, sister Cai, I''ll take a bath for the dog. I wish you luck."


    After hanging up the video, Li Tiezhu went to the bathroom with a piece of shit. When he saw the village head curling up, he couldn''t help feeling strange. There''s something wrong with this man! God nagging.


    The village head is more curious. Isn''t sister Cai very strong? Why don''t you blame Li Tiezhu at all? Is it because you''re unfamiliar? If you don''t know him well, how can you bring him the baby?


    I don''t understand at all, so... Go and see if pangxuan is awake.


    When the village head came out of the villa, he suddenly remembered, ah, yes, I also helped others with their children today. Is it because I''m familiar?


    No, it should be out of trust.


    If the village head can''t bring a good baby, the champion can kill him.


    After taking a bath, Li Tiezhu just dressed his shit crawler on the bed. Bubbles of Liu Dazhuang and his daughter were drilled in the tunnel at the head of the bed.


    "Wow! It''s amazing... There''s a tunnel!"


    "We haven''t known for a long time."


    "It''s so dark below. I don''t know the direction at all."


    "How did the program team find the place?"


    Daily embarrassment.


    Although several guests had known about the tunnel for a long time, Li Tiezhu opened it and studied it for a long time in the morning. This is the routine of the program. The guests must be informed, otherwise the next task can not be carried out without the consent of the fathers.


    In addition, when Li Tiezhu is stunned and unknowingly, he may copy a brick to meet Liu Dazhuang''s father and daughter at the tunnel entrance.


    After all, Li Tiezhu has a criminal record.


    Liu Dazhuang and Li Tiezhu are really unfamiliar. They have hardly heard of each other. Therefore, they will only talk awkwardly when they meet.


    Crawling with excrement was very excited. He gave bubble the bamboo catapult made by godfather, and then took her to see the snail, ostentatiously saying that he caught it himself.


    Liu Dazhuang: "didn''t you take a nap? Did you catch snails?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes. We had to catch it for a while, but the program team told us to come back early for fear that no one would open the door from the tunnel."


    Liu Dazhuang: "er..."


    Of course, this paragraph can only be cut off. Li Tiezhu is too sincere.


    Liu Dazhuang scratched his ears and cheeks and switched the topic: "how''s brother pheasant?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "enteritis and food poisoning are not serious, but he is too old and his health is not as good as that of young people. He will probably be fine tomorrow."


    Liu Dazhuang: "yes, he asked for leave when he was ill. Why do you fight so hard. Fortunately, you came forward to help him!"


    Li Tiezhu thought, how can I stand up? I was arranged to be clear, okay?


    He said, "brother pheasant signed a contract with the program team."


    Liu Dazhuang: "you can''t ignore your body?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "you should have principles in life! You can''t even want money for your body?"


    Liu Dazhuang nodded again and again. Then he found that he was wrong. Did he hear wrong?


    "I heard you have a girlfriend so young?"


    "Yes."


    "But it''s still early to have children? After all, they are all artists."


    "Born after graduation."


    "Ah? Ah?"


    "Are you and brother pheasant so old to have children?"


    "I... we are in our prime."


    "You are weak and strong. Although your muscles are big, I can beat three like you."


    "Ah... It''s a nice day today."


    Barrage:


    "Liu Dazhuang was confused by Li Tiezhu."


    "You can''t even want money for your health? Truth."


    "These two are really embarrassing."


    "Two straight men of steel..."


    "Straight men see straight men, men plus men!"


    Finally, Liu Dazhuang couldn''t carry it. He ran away with a small bubble. Originally, the program team asked them to talk a little and reserve more materials. As a result, the two people were wrong.


    Li Tiezhu''s cameraman said, "why don''t you talk more?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we talked very well. He suddenly had something to do."


    The cameraman was dumb: "


    After a short rest, the director group reminded parents to take their children to participate in collective activities.


    This program is the most relaxed program Li Tiezhu has ever had. There is no one more relaxed than the mushroom house. Basically, I do one hour''s work in the morning, one hour in the afternoon and one hour in the evening. There are no other requirements.


    It''s just a leisure tourism program. It''s easy to make money.


    Li Tiezhu asked the cameraman, "can I bring my brother next season?"


    The cameraman shook his head wildly.


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    Cameraman: "you are too expensive..."


    Li Tiezhu joins Du Dayan''s father and son with a piece of shit. They go to the task site together. The two children run crazy in front.


    Du Dayan: "slow down."


    Li Tiezhu: "boys run at will."


    Du Dayan: "what if you fall?"


    Li Tiezhu: "get up when you fall. If it hurts, you can lie down first."


    Baji


    The dog who ran behind fell and fell to the ground, and rolled around because of inertia.


    The cameraman was frightened and hurried to pick up the child.


    Li Tiezhu shouted, "don''t touch him."


    Crawling with shit fell unconscious and hurt a little.


    Li Tiezhu trotted past as like as two peas in the body, and he fell into a similar way.


    Then, Li Tiezhu turned his head and looked at Jiashi.


    The shit crawler was stunned. Godfather was too big. When he fell, the ground shook.


    "Ah! It hurts."


    Li Tiezhu said grandly.


    He got up and helped Li Tiezhu: "godfather, are you okay?"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "I''m hurt."


    Clip excrement to climb up flustered: "then how to do? Will you die?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not true. I need to take care of me next."


    Crawling with excrement: "OK!"


    Li Tiezhu: "so you can''t run around. Be careful not to fall, or no one will take care of me."


    "Don''t worry, godfather! I''ll protect you."


    Hem laughed at Li Tiezhu''s stupidity. Adults also wrestled. Du Dayan took his son and walked quickly. Don''t play with fools, which will affect the child''s intellectual development.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is really a NIMA dog!"


    "This calls the child''s way, so that the child has no way to go."


    "In short, it''s right not to help."


    "It''s not that your children don''t love you, is it?"


    "Open your mouth and come. Don''t you see how good Li Tiezhu is at crawling with excrement?"


    "There is a difference between heartache and doting."


    "Although stupid, Li Tiezhu''s starting point is right."


    The program continues. When we arrive at the grinding yard, the children are divided into two teams to go down the tunnel to do the task and find some lost items at home. Of course, this is also a routine.


    But parents are still worried that the tunnel is too dark and the children are afraid.


    Deng Lun said, "Li Tiezhu certainly doesn''t worry. From his educational point of view, the tunnel is a little black, isn''t it?"


    Everyone looks at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu held Jiashi crawler: "how can you not worry? Children are most afraid of darkness and the unknown. I was afraid of darkness when I was young. I don''t want Jiashi crawler to go. Is the design of your program group a little stupid? Haven''t you considered the feelings of children?"


    The other four dads were stunned. The painting style changed suddenly.


    Dun roon: "iron pillars are also afraid of the dark?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes, what''s the matter? What I fear most in the entertainment industry is Gu Dale and Zhou Xingxing!"


    Wu Zuen: "wait! Gu dale is black, isn''t Zhou Xingxing black?"


    Li Tiezhu: "his heart is black."


    Wu Zuen: "


    Village head: "don''t worry, dads. There will be no problem if the cameraman and the staff of the director team go down with the children. You can also practice your courage."


    Dun roon: "I dare not go down and let the children go. It''s too claustrophobic below."


    Li Tiezhu: "I think we should pull the village head to take the jumping machine to practice courage."


    After a while, the children were still going down the tunnel to perform their tasks.


    Crawling with excrement was a little afraid: "godfather, is there a monster below?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! But remember, don''t run when you see something you''re afraid of, you know? Beat him! Kill him!"


    "Really?"


    Li Tiezhu: "are insects afraid?"


    "Afraid!"


    "Are dead insects afraid?"


    "Not afraid."


    "That''s right! You must be right to listen to me. Fight when you encounter something you''re afraid of."


    "I know, Godfather."


    Then, there was a strange scene in the tunnel mission. Hem was directly frightened to cry, while crawling with shit was directly incarnated as a warrior. No matter what NPC he met, he was punched and kicked.


    Fat Xuan was stunned: "climb with shit. I think you can be the champion when you grow up."


    Crawling with shit: "isn''t the champion your father?"


    Pangxuan: "yes!"


    He thought, "why should I be your father? I''m still a child! I don''t have a girlfriend yet."


    Pangxuan: "


    Crawling with excrement: "why don''t I be your godfather?"


    Pangxuan: "stop talking!"


    The accompanying cameraman and staff laughed, and sure enough, the columnization was serious.


    Barrage:


    "What a good child. It''s a pity to meet Li Tiezhu."


    "Fat Xuan doubts life, ha!"


    "It''s super brave to climb with shit!"


    "That NPC was probably kicked so that his ankle hurt and I laughed to death."


    "Hum, it''s really hard to say. It''s really not pleasant."


    "The three girls and three boys didn''t cry, so they hummed and cried."


    "Why should I be your father?"


    "I have to eat half a bucket of instant noodles again..."


    On the ground, five dads were sitting around a stone table, ready to draw lots for their next task. I don''t know why, after the children left, the fathers suddenly became a lot more cheerful and immoral.

 Chapter 574

    The lottery hasn''t been conducted yet. We talked first. The topic naturally began with children, and then evolved to hope that children don''t want to grow up and enter the entertainment industry. Girls'' fathers are mostly opposed, while boys'' fathers are relatively calm.


    Deng Lun said strangely, "iron pillar, what about you?"


    Everyone was no longer so strange to Li Tiezhu and looked at him one after another.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "it still depends on brother pheasant. I don''t count."


    Dun roon: "who asked you? He asked you if your children would like to enter the entertainment industry in the future?"


    Liu Dazhuang mended his knife: "yes, you said you and your girlfriend had children as soon as they graduated."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, me! First of all, I should study hard. I just suffer the loss of no culture. On the premise of reading good books, they can do anything."


    Du Dayan threw out a slightly more difficult question: "you made your debut in high school. It is said that you have worked on construction sites before. Do you think the entertainment industry is too complicated?"


    Wu Zuen was surprised and said, "Oh really? He made his debut in high school? That''s to ask. What do you think of the entertainment industry?"


    Li Tiezhu is also used to it. No matter where he goes, he is that alien.


    Although we are not necessarily aimed at him, we are naturally curious and ridiculed about him, because he is too popular and belongs to a type that can not be copied.


    Seeing that everyone was so curious, the village head sat down and listened. Li Tiezhu didn''t answer well.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment. First, he smiled, "I dare say, do you dare to broadcast?"


    The village head said, "just say, we''ll cut off those that can''t be broadcast."


    "Yes, at least we can hear it," dunroon said


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "OK! Let''s talk about it a little bit. I''ve been hanging out with those workers who eat, drink, whore and gamble on the construction site for many years, but I still don''t touch alcohol and tobacco. As soon as I step into the entertainment industry, I will smoke and drink immediately, which can explain the problem! There are also various yin-yang contracts, Sino Japanese cultural exchange support, American cultural funds, one by one. One is more evil, and another makes me deceive Chinese people A stupid organization of vegetarians and artificial meat. You''re not surprised. Obviously, everyone has experienced it. So, if this circle is not clean, let me say it? "


    Du Dayan: "how dare you say!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at him: "don''t you know an actor? Last time a coal boss came to the door to invest in my TV series, he didn''t ask for anything, as long as the actress accompanied him. I almost smoked him at that time, but my agent told me that this was the simplest investor in the circle, and there were no brain crippling requirements except the actress. Hey!"


    Deng lune nodded again and again: "I''m familiar with this. The coal boss is the most honest... Do you have to cut this paragraph¡°


    The village head stared: "what else? Hurry and change the topic."


    Dun roon: "iron pillar, what has changed in your life since you became famous?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I have money."


    Dun roon: what''s the details


    Li Tiezhu: "specifically, I dare to turn on the second gear of the electric fan. Sometimes I have tried the third gear. It''s too exciting. My father advised me not to waste so much, but there''s no way. The conditions are already so good."


    Dun roon: "


    The others were stunned and then laughed.


    Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "I buy instant noodles in barrels instead of in bags. Dare you believe it? It''s such a luxury!"


    Dun roon cried and laughed: "why do you punish me? I''m your fan!"


    "Really?"


    "I just fell in love with it. My daughter daonianzi is your fan. She can sing your song" you look so funny. "


    "Ah..."


    "How did you get along with songzhuer?"


    "She looks good! Especially her eyes are big and make-up looks like sea urchins."


    "Is that a compliment?"


    "Yes."


    "I suggest you don''t praise people in the future..."


    "Your suggestion is not important. Don''t say it in the future."


    "But she''s your girlfriend! She''s also a popular little Huadan and someone else''s idol."


    "Idols still have to pluck their nose hair."


    "I..."


    "Brother! Dare you say you haven''t secretly torn the skin of your feet? Haven''t you smelled your socks?"


    Li Tiezhu can pick up people''s words easily. Is this "muscle memory"?


    Deng Luen was miserable. For a time, he wanted to resist. Although they said that Li Tiezhu had fierce firepower against people, he was actually a little dissatisfied. Now... He regretted it.


    Several other spectators had already laughed wildly.


    Du big eye also asked, "Dun roon, so have you ever torn your feet?"


    Barrage:


    "It''s not good to provoke anyone. I have to provoke Li Tiezhu..."


    "Turn on the second gear of the fan and buy instant noodles in barrels. It''s really expanding!"


    "Oh... Man! Money goes bad."


    "Li Tiezhu is so cruel that he won''t let go of his girlfriend."


    "I really want to see the expression of songzhuer when he sees this program."


    "I suspect serious brother installed surveillance video in my house."


    "Everything is said."


    "Have you ever smelled the hand pulling your ass?"


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "I''ve eaten nasal excrement. It''s very salty."


    "I usually save it and bake it."


    "Do you still eat now? I send you one or two fresh goods every day!"


    After the atmosphere opened, the village head came over with a bamboo basket filled with several sweets and invited everyone to eat sweets. In fact, it was a draw.


    Some people draw a kilo of flour, some half a kilo, the most three kilos, and Deng Lun doesn''t need to grind flour.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t figure it out. It added up to less than ten kilograms of noodles. What''s good to smoke.


    However, he knew that none of these artists came from the countryside to travel and experience life.


    ¡­¡­


    Next, pangxuan and Jiashi crawling came to a table full of fruits and vegetables, where they can take something.


    The little sister in front of the table peeled out a lollipop and handed it to pangxuan. Pangxuan refused on the grounds of losing weight. She handed it to jiashicrawler: "here you are. You don''t have to lose weight."


    "Aunt, are you trying to buy me off?"


    Little sister: "what am I buying you for? Have a taste of it."


    Clip excrement climb son to take over, ate a mouthful, said to fat Xuan: "don''t worry, I have eaten, no poison."


    So fat Xuan and his brother also took one.


    The little sister was going crazy: "shit crawling, how can my sister poison?"


    "I don''t know. Godfather asked me to come down and meet one by one. If you give me sugar, I won''t beat you."


    Little sister: "


    Clip excrement climb son and fat Xuan walked together, and then they met the crying hem.


    "Don''t cry, men can''t cry."


    Crawling with shit and eating sugar to comfort hem.


    Hem saw the sugar: "I want to eat this."


    Crawling with excrement took out the sugar: "this is strawberry. It''s delicious."


    Then he ate himself again.


    Hum: "hum... I want to eat."


    Crawling with excrement: "do you want to eat? Call big brother."


    Hum: "big brother!"


    "There''s no sugar, next time."


    Hum: "wow..."


    He shook his head and walked away: "people who can''t stand temptation don''t deserve to be big brother!"


    He went back to the room, took another sugar, gave it to hem, and said, "call me big brother later."


    Hem immediately smiled. Just eat sugar.


    Barrage:


    "It''s over! It''s over..."


    "It''s really blackened. Li Tiezhu is fully responsible."


    "What a big brother!"


    "For Mao, I think the columnar shit crawling is more lovely?"


    "You''re not alone! + 1"


    "I''m very careful about temperament."


    "I''m so afraid of crawling with shit and punching hem."


    "Suddenly I look forward to the children of Li Tiezhu and songzhuer. It must be a monster!"


    "Iron front page serious brother?"


    "Boys, I hope they look like iron pillars."


    On the ground, Li Tiezhu went out and worked hard to grind ten kilograms of noodles with a stone mill, which solved everyone''s task.


    It''s not that Li Tiezhu wants to be in the limelight, but that these guys don''t want to experience at all and want to be paralyzed.


    The program team met and confirmed that they had passed the customs.


    Du Da Yan said, "thank you, thank you!"


    Wu Zuen: "I think you made a stone mill in Oh Huo primitive man. You''re really great."


    Liu Dazhuang said, "you grind so fast, as fast as a donkey."


    Li Tiezhu snorted coldly, "it''s not me. I can hold two donkeys alone!"


    Deng lune: "brother Zhu, what do you compare with a donkey?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t have more than half a donkey."


    Well, he was sanctioned again, but he had to eat at night. Deng Lun was not angry. He heard that there were fried snails at night.


    At this time, under the organization of the program group, the children finally found the things left in their homes. The others were OK. They were ordinary. The inverted twist was different. She held a little sheep.


    The children were very excited when they saw their father. Obviously, they were still a little afraid.


    Crawling with excrement jumped over with a shovel: "Godfather! Look, I found the shovel. I didn''t cry. I also brought candy to hem. He called me big brother."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, big brother is great!"


    Crawling with excrement also asked for praise. Li Tiezhu passed him directly, walked towards Deng lune and daonianzi, and picked up the white sheep with one hand.


    "It must be twenty pounds less?"


    "Baa ~"


    Deng ruen looked at Li Tiezhu suspiciously, and then his expression gradually lost control: "brother Zhu! Is this good? Is this bad? The mother sheep is still waiting in the sheepfold. You can''t let it send white haired sheep to black haired sheep."


    Li Tiezhu raised the lamb: "it''s also a white haired sheep!"


    The village head ran over: "iron pillar! Don''t do anything, okay? This is our own show. You kill the lamb? Scare the children."


    Li Tiezhu: "my saliva has come down. Tell me this?"


    Village head: "not anyway. Pay attention to the impact."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, I have your sheep now! I''ll limit you to provide ten kilograms of mutton to our five groups of families tonight, or I''ll tear up the ticket!"


    Village head: "this is not an unlimited challenge..."


    Deng lune was also greedy by Li Tiezhu and said, "village head! My sheep! It''s innocent. Let''s raise our hands and vote. Those who agree to pay a ransom of ten kilograms of mutton raise their hands."


    Then he raised his hand.


    Du Dayan, Liu Dazhuang and Wu Zuen followed and raised their hands.


    The village head was alone and looked confused.


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "roast mutton at night. The village head will come together."


    Village head: "ah! Life is above all else. We should set a good example for children to love animals."


    Come on, he raised his hand too, pious.

 Chapter 575

    Children don''t understand what adults are doing. They are still immersed in the joy of "returning to the world".


    He raised his hand and said to hem, "you, raise your hand with me."


    Hem raised his hand: "why do you raise your hand?"


    Crawling with shit: "I don''t know."


    In the end, the vote was overwhelmingly passed, and the program group needed to pay an additional ten kilograms of mutton.


    Li Tiezhu put the lamb in the barrel and handed it to Deng Lun.


    Then, the five groups of father and son went home with their things. The lamb jumped out of the barrel and ran in front of Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, the lamb''s meat is still more tender. Ten kilograms of mutton is lost."


    "Baa (mom sells the batch)..."


    The sheep turned and ran back to Deng Lun. He was picked up. If it were an alpaca, he would have spit on Li Tiezhu.


    When he got home, Li Tiezhu simply cooked two dishes and ate with him. Snail and mutton were moved to the night snack because the program team had just sent someone to drive ten miles away to buy mutton, which was an additional blackmail.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu won''t feel embarrassed at all. He doesn''t have a dime to come to this program. What''s the matter with eating mutton?


    In fact, everyone with a clear eye knows that Li Tiezhu took the place of pheasant to participate in the program, which made money. In addition to Li Tiezhu''s huge popularity, it mainly creates different topics and gimmicks for the program to better promote marketing.


    If nothing else, the topic of "Li Tiezhu''s participation in where''s dad" will certainly be popular.


    As for whether the headlines are hard to say, it depends on whether Wang Fengfa sends new songs or not.


    Li Tiezhu''s dishes are very simple, including sliced mushrooms and meat, fried cabbage in soy sauce, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, green vegetables and tofu soup. In addition, he also made a colorful fried rice with excrement.


    The so-called colorful fried rice is actually fried with carrots, ham sausage, cucumber, eggs and tomatoes. In order not to make the rice too hard, milk is added in the process of frying. Egg flowers are evenly wrapped on rice grains soaked with milk. They are golden and very beautiful.


    Crawling with excrement ate quickly. His nose and face were stained with rice grains. He didn''t eat food for him.


    "Eat more vegetables."


    "Godfather, why don''t you eat?"


    "I''ll eat later. I''ll eat quickly. Eat the cabbage leaves!"


    Li Tiezhu tore off the cabbage rod and put it in his bowl. He put the cabbage leaves into the little spoon with excrement. His tone was very gentle.


    "Ah Wu ah Wu..."


    "Do you want any more cabbage?"


    "Want to eat."


    "Slow down, no one will rob you."


    "OK."


    Eating, crawling with excrement, he suddenly smiled strangely, then covered his mouth and whispered to the camera: "he likes me, Hei hei..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help smiling. Isn''t this nonsense? If I hate you, can your father cheat me? It''s a big deal. I''ll arrange an ambulance for him and drag him to the castle bit by bit.


    The staff of the program team added a knife: "Dad Li is really much softer than brother pheasant today."


    Li Tiezhu''s face was black and red. He was suddenly shy. He was praised a little uncomfortable and scratched his head: "in fact, brother pheasant is also very gentle, but he is too introverted and not good at expression."


    The barrage is crisp:


    "I want to have a son for Li Tiezhu!"


    "Serious brother, do you still lack sons? Twenty-five or six."


    "This multicolored fried rice is hard at first sight."


    "Tearing cabbage leaves is too spoiled?"


    "Who says that a straight man like Li Tiezhu doesn''t deserve a girlfriend? In fact, he is just earth, and his heart is still very thin."


    "Songzhuer is so happy..."


    "When will Li Tiezhu have a baby? Say it in advance. I''ll pinch the time to hang myself."


    "Be a man upstairs!"


    "No! I''m not a man!"


    "Didn''t anyone say he blackmailed the program group mutton?"


    "There''s nothing to say. It''s just normal operation."


    "If it had been in Oh Huo primitive man, the lamb should have been cut out by now."


    "This is a different serious brother."


    After that, the program interrupted an interview with Li Tiezhu, which will be conducted after each episode is recorded. Some appropriate pictures are edited and put into the positive film for adjustment.


    The staff asked, "what prompted you to participate in this program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve known him for a long time. He''s very cute, so I wrote the song exclusive memory for his father."


    Staff: "so, do you write songs for him in the face of crawling with shit?"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise? Brother pheasant''s face is so smelly. Why should I give him face?"


    Staff member: "are you not very happy with brother pheasant in private?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he doesn''t get along very well with anyone. We have a generation gap! But sister Cai is very nice! I can talk to Bao Er with shit."


    Staff: "what are you talking about?"


    Li Tiezhu: "talk about concave convex man, diga, Dana, Gaia, aguru, jestis, nexus... Although he doesn''t know as much as I do, after all, I have a deep foundation of watching movies for ten years, but he is very smart..."


    Staff: "..."


    As soon as the picture turns, Li Tiezhu and Bao Shibo look at the bump man on the tablet together after dinner. Their eyes are focused, and they also make calls of surprise, excitement or depression from time to time.


    "Change!"


    "Please... Stop the wave, brother! I''m going to be killed."


    "Damn the little monster!"


    I have to say that the editor is God. After the interview, he takes this paragraph without any sense of violation.


    The three views of the barrage are destroyed:


    "I''m blind! Li Tiezhu, do you see a man so devoted?"


    "It''s louder than crawling with shit..."


    "Who has a video of killing attapulgite? Send it to Li Tiezhu to let him see the dangers of society."


    "Serious brother is so naive."


    "When watching mushroom house and oh Huo primitive man, I felt that Li Tiezhu was mature and distressing... Unexpectedly!"


    "I didn''t expect that serious brother is not serious at all!"


    "Very good. At least he''s not a bitter poor child. He''ll be in charge early. He''ll still watch TV."


    "Be tolerant of him. He''s only twenty."


    "Li Tiezhu: I''m still that boy!"


    "When he was on the good voice of China two years ago, I saw him watch it."


    "No wonder it''s so good to climb with shit."


    "Don''t be a godfather and a son. Why don''t you two bow down?"


    "Shit, it hurts me."


    The staff of the program team reminded: "teacher Tiezhu, it''s almost time. It''s time to go."


    Li Tiezhu waved impatiently: "Oh, don''t make trouble! It''s about to change."


    Staff: "but..."


    Li Tiezhu: "after watching this episode, there will be one episode!"


    Staff: "Pooh... Er, OK, OK."


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu and Jiashi crawling are the last father and son to arrive at the mission site. Moreover, they are still discussing the plot all the way, and the atmosphere is quite warm.


    The game was played in a large room covered with tatami. Everyone took off their shoes and entered.


    After the village head briefly introduced the rules of the game, he asked everyone to take their seats according to their age. The atmosphere was a little embarrassed and asked each other about each other''s year of birth.


    Village head: "if brother pheasant had been here, he should have been the first. He was in 1969. Who is the eldest brother now?"


    Then he looked at Liu Dazhuang.


    Liu Dazhuang also looked at the village head and wondered, "is it me?"


    He said in his heart, how can you be younger than me when you are so old?


    Village head: "I''m 73."


    Liu Dazhuang was speechless and consciously climbed over and sat first. The village head followed the climate and occupied the position of second brother.


    Then, Wu Zuen and Du Dayan looked at each other.


    Wu Zuen: "I''m seventy-nine."


    Du Dayan immediately made a gesture of invitation: "after 80, ha ha..."


    Then Du big eyes looked at Dun roon again.


    Dun roon slammed the second kill: "don''t look at us after 90."


    Du Dayan shook his head and sat down.


    Now, behind Du Dayan is Deng ruen, and then behind Li Tiezhu.


    Liu Dazhuang said, "what about you two? After 90."


    Dun roon: "yes, I''m older than him. I''m 92."


    Liu Dazhuang was also severely hit, which is a 20-year-old gap! He was born in 1972.


    But he couldn''t help but wonder: "where''s the iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu is doing a concave convex man''s transformation posture across the air with a piece of shit. He is stunned and says, "I was in 1998, my father was in 1973, as big as the village head."


    The crowd burst into laughter and Liu Dazhuang beat the ground.


    Damn Li Tiezhu, he''s only twenty!


    Next, the real game begins. According to international practice, this game is much more boring than giving up your seat just now. It''s a question of who should eat the eggs. First give it to the oldest, and then slowly let it back.


    The children are so bored that they explode. Why isn''t it over yet?


    Hem and crawling with excrement often run around to make trouble. Du Dayan has a good character. He doesn''t have a fierce child, and Li Tiezhu doesn''t.


    The village head couldn''t help sighing: "if brother pheasant was there, the shit crawler would be severely stared back."


    Li Tiezhu: "is he so violent? Dare he beat children on the program?"


    Village head: "I''m talking about staring with my eyes, not pedaling!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    At this time, the egg came to Du Dayan''s hand: "thank you for Deng Lun''s help in taking care of my children. He was lucky and hard that day. Moreover, he was the youngest of our permanent guests. It was not easy. So I think the egg should be given to him!"


    The eggs change hands. It''s Dun roon''s turn to perform.


    Deng Lun is also an old schemer. Bo Ai: "I have a habit of eating eggs. I don''t eat egg yolk or egg white..."


    Laughter rang out.


    The children look blank. Are the fathers crazy? What''s so funny about such a boring thing?


    Then, Deng Lun looked at Li Tiezhu and was ready to continue to be humble.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t eat. I want to keep my stomach for mutton kebabs."


    Dun roon: "er..."


    The village head was speechless: "OK, cut off the sentence just now. You can eat it directly, otherwise you can''t end this link."


    So Dun roon ate the egg yolk and left the egg white on the plate. Of course, the camera didn''t shoot the egg white.


    Finally, it was the children''s turn to be humble. No child dared to eat the same routine.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu was worried about the snail and mutton at home. It happened that the egg came to Jiashi crawling''s hand and said, "Jiashi crawling, do you want to eat?"


    "Godfather, i... hey hey..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s very simple. You can eat if you want, but ask other children if they want to eat. You can share what you want. OK, big brother!"


    Shit crawling realized.


    He put down the plate and stood up, his expression gradually sacred: "if you want to eat eggs, call me big brother, and I''ll give you a piece!"


    Hum: "big brother!"


    (I went back to the countryside to eat tender corn, so the update was a little late. Sorry!)

 Chapter 576

    Little bubble: "big brother!"


    Inverted Nianzi: "big brother!"


    Brother and sister: "big brother!"


    Crawling with excrement is very happy. He has finally become a real big brother. Divide eggs, divide eggs, you and him


    The fathers applauded one after another, and the children knew how to share.


    The eggs were quickly divided, and there was one piece left... The smallest.


    The little mouth shriveled up and crawled with excrement. It was wronged. Baba looked at the egg the size of the fingernail in his hand and at Li Tiezhu: "Godfather..."


    Dads are overjoyed and immoral.


    Li Tiezhu said, "now you know it''s hard to be a big brother? Big brother has to take care of his little brother and eat small pieces by himself. Do you still want to be a big brother?"


    Crawling with excrement ate the egg white, shook his head, and then nodded again.


    Li Tiezhu: "this question is too profound. Keep it and think about it slowly. You don''t have to tell me the answer right away."


    Of course, I can''t understand it. I look at a loss.


    Du Dayan was also dazed: "it''s still profound. What''s so profound? Brother can''t divide things himself. Of course, he has to bite first before dividing them! Ha ha..."


    Dun roon nodded and smiled.


    Liu Dazhuang said, "you''re wrong. Our big brother was the big brother in the Xiangjiang film. He came out to talk about righteousness to cover his little brother, right?"


    The village head nodded again and again: "yes! The memory and understanding of an era are different. Tie Zhu, what''s the big brother in your eyes? Do you have a big brother?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    He didn''t say any more, because people like him know it''s not suitable to say this on this occasion.


    Village head: "is your eldest brother the eldest brother? Your master?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t resist: "hee hee... ER! No."


    Soon, the evening game was over, and everyone began to prepare supper in the yard where the game was recorded, because... There was an electric oven here.


    Li Tiezhu skillfully sliced and pickled mutton, while others were responsible for stringing mutton kebabs. Li Tiezhu cut the snails with scissors and quickly prepared the side dishes. Then live, burn firewood, put oil in the hot pot


    Before long, Li Tiezhu took out a large basin of Perilla fried snails. In the yard, the village head and Du Dayan had roasted the mutton.


    Children each have a bottle of yogurt and adults have a bottle of beer. The atmosphere suddenly rises.


    However, because the village head''s craftsmanship is too anti-human, Li Tiezhu once again tied an apron under the attention of thousands of people. With his skillful barbecue skills and the natural and elegant style of cumin, Li Tiezhu once again conquered a group of food friends.


    Dads applauded one after another, then quickly bowed their heads and picked snails with toothpicks, which was too perfunctory.


    Crawling with excrement picked five snails and put them in the bowl. He took the bowls and chopsticks and fed them to Li Tiezhu. He said with a smile, "Godfather! Snails eat well. Here you eat ~"


    Other dads were sour and hinted that their children fed themselves snails.


    Li Tiezhu handed a freshly roasted mutton kebab without pepper to jiashicraw, took the bowl and said, "I''ll do it, you''re free!"


    Then he looked up and inhaled the five snail meat storms.


    Crawling with excrement, holding a bowl, nibbling on the delicious mutton string, hopped away.


    Barrage:


    "What did I say? Where Li Tiezhu goes is the mushroom house."


    "Turn all variety shows into food programs."


    "If iron pillars were more handsome, they would be really invincible."


    "Joke, does Li Tiezhu need a face?"


    "He has become such a global superstar. His album is out of stock in beimi."


    "No matter how handsome you are, there won''t be much bonus."


    "Serious people, who likes handsome guys?"


    "It''s too warm to climb with shit! The first warm man."


    "Brother pheasant cried faintly in the toilet."


    "Watching the program, I silently opened my mobile phone and ordered a roast mutton kebab."


    "I''ve gained ten pounds since I powdered Li Tiezhu!"


    "Songzhuer: me too."


    "Ha ha! Indeed, pine and bamboo have won a lot in the past two years!"


    ¡­¡­


    When the program was broadcast, it was two weeks later.


    The pheasant family watched the program at Xiangjiang''s home. They could bear it in front. When they saw that they were crawling with excrement to pick snails for Li Tiezhu, the pheasant finally couldn''t help it and said sour:


    "Why? I haven''t stripped anything for me to eat, but there are still five..."


    Sister Cai: "ask your son yourself, what am I doing?"


    The pheasant looked at his son watching TV with a giggle and said, "forget it, Li Tiezhu will drop his head, they said."


    Sister Cai turned a huge white eye: "shit crawling, why do you feed godfather to eat snails?"


    "Because of you, he is very lucky and bitter! And... I like him."


    Sister Cai suddenly came to the spirit: "you like Godfather more than you stay in the enemy, right?"


    Crawling with excrement glanced at the old father: "yes, ah... Yes."


    Pheasant frowned: "why?"


    Crawling with excrement and dancing: "because Godfather will fall and get hurt, godfather will also play with mud and catch snails, and he will fight with me with a wooden stick. In addition, he will make his clothes very dirty... He doesn''t hurt me... The most important thing is that he knows a lot of bump man, and he knows every bump man''s unique skills..."


    Sister Cai looked at the pheasant and said, "do you understand?"


    Pheasant: "do you understand?"


    Sister Cai sneered: "I don''t know what it means for you to pretend to be cool in front of your son all day. Crazy line! There is a word in the mainland called grounding."


    Pheasant: "I''m also a poor man. I''m poorer than Li Tiezhu."


    Sister Cai''s tone suddenly softened: "do you know how bitter he is? When you first started out, you were not a fool. Why did you cheat Tiezhu? You can''t worship Godfather well? You have to force the palace!"


    The pheasant counselled, bowed his head and muttered, "it''s a little higher. I didn''t lie to him."


    Sister Cai: "how dare you say that you didn''t let jiashicrawler recognize him as the godfather in order to leave a way for his son? Do you think we are old and jiashicrawler is too young?"


    The pheasant immediately felt uncomfortable all over, scratched left and right, tilted his mouth and tilted his head: "you say it is, I went to take a bath."


    Sister Cai turned her eyes and shook her head. She said in her heart that men are really stupid! As everyone knows, people have long been insightful, but they don''t mind. Nothing else, it''s wrong for pheasants to bully Li Tiezhu.


    Seeing the foolish enemy gone, crawling with shit came over and said, "Mommy, can Godfather take me to the program next time?"


    Sister Cai: "why?"


    "The food made by godfather is delicious. Godfather also taught me to be a big brother. When a big brother, I have to share and take responsibility."


    Sister Cai looked at her son in surprise. He was only four years old.


    He thought about it carefully and said, "be a capable person, and then help others, the disabled, the elderly and small basin friends who can''t afford to read..."


    Sister Cai hugged him and said, "you''ve finally done something."


    At this time, it was being broadcast on TV that the barbecue party was over. Li Tiezhu climbed home with excrement on his back, and then skillfully made a fire to boil water to wash his face, feet, pajamas, milk, diapers, and tell stories to coax him to sleep.


    Then there are several others who are in a hurry to burn hot water.


    Seeing this scene, sister Cai admires it. Songzhu is so lucky! Unlike my family, when I go home, it''s like a wild boar going down the mountain... It''s an arch to my son.


    This one, the pheasant with great speed of light bathing skill, came out after taking a bath, and then... Rushed to climb with excrement and rushed over


    Sister Cai sent a wechat to songzhuer: "my family is like a wild boar. It''s hopeless!"


    Matsushita: "this one in my house is a donkey."


    Sister Caixin said that Tiezhu was really stupid in private. In this way, it was a little balanced.


    ¡­¡­


    On the second day of recording the program, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning. After washing, he didn''t go running. He wore headphones to make music arrangement. It wasn''t a song he bought. It was an episode in "people in an embarrassing way". He bought it from the film.


    By 7:30, crawling with shit didn''t wake up.


    Li Tiezhu knew that he would start to record the program at 8:30, so he put down his tablet and made breakfast.


    Soup dumplings, egg cakes, eight treasure porridge.


    Although there were only three, they immediately compared other dads.


    When Li Tiezhu saw that he hadn''t woken up yet, he made several hand rolling noodles, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Deng Lun and the village head, inviting them to come over for breakfast.


    After getting ready, it was already eight o''clock. Li Tiezhu went to wake up Jiashi crawling.


    Crawling with excrement was confused. Li Tiezhu took off his diapers. I''ll go. Is it two and a half kilograms?


    Change your clothes, take shit and climb out to wash your face, and then wake up.


    The other two families also came and we had breakfast together.


    Then I went to record the program.


    In the morning, afternoon and evening, the three recordings were not long. They went early and finished early. They were still a little dry at noon.


    This is a wonderful task, or do adults and children separate. Several dads changed into escort clothes to learn martial arts, while the little basin friends were divided into two waves. One wave went to the bank to settle accounts, and the other wave played the role of solving the case. Among them, as the eldest brother, Bao Er with shit naturally became a county magistrate.


    The first case was the case of a little girl whose parents brushed their mobile phones at home and didn''t play with her. When everyone looked at the dog, the big brother was very calm.


    "Cut!"


    I lost a sign.


    A group of people almost laughed crazy. The little girl who played the victim was always on-line. She didn''t hold up and laughed.


    Everyone advised one after another that they should not be sentenced to another.


    "Then I don''t know."


    Master: "do you think the children are right, or her parents are right?"


    Crawling with excrement suddenly showed a strange smile: "chocolate!"


    Huh??


    Then, the program team intervened. Temo chocolate came and let him play freely. It may be popcorn.


    Reminded by the program team, he said, "you can''t play with your mobile phone in the future."


    The two actors immediately repented and performed well.


    Clip excrement to climb son: "OK! Call me big brother, and you can go."


    Actor: "big brother!"


    Actress: "thank you, brother!"


    The escort agency is a little strange. A row of fathers squat in a row with barbed hats. It''s called Zha Ma bu. There are also needles under their hips. It''s a loss to pierce the balloons above or below.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but make complaints about it: "village head, this is not a horse riding step, this posture is squatting large size. Five people squatted into a row, should be old style public toilets."


    Village head: "don''t talk nonsense."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Deng lune: "elder brother, have you been pulling for a long time? Constipation or thin? Eh! It sounds like thin, and there is a breath sound."


    Deng lu''en broke his kung fu in seconds and burst his balloon: "ha ha... Village head, Li Tiezhu cheated!"


    Playing variety shows, Li Tiezhu is the real brother.

 Chapter 577

    Village head: "there''s no excuse. If you lose, you''ll lose. You see, the three of them are red and still holding on."


    Dun roon was speechless and had to admit defeat.


    Li Tiezhu said, "they blushed, probably because of hemorrhoids. My brothers and uncles, I brought Ma Yinglong!"


    Du Dayan: "shut up!"


    Li Tiezhu: "inhale, exhale! Inhale, fart."


    Du Dayan: "Po ~ village head, I reported that someone harassed me and interfered with my horse step."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you are also called a horse step? Except for uncle Liu Dazhuang and me, you are all squatting in the toilet and are not professional at all. Come, learn from me, raise your head, raise your chest, tighten your abdomen and hips, that is, tighten your eyes..."


    "Poof... I can''t stand it!"


    Du Dayan gave up and blew himself up. He couldn''t carry it anyway.


    Wu Zuen is still insisting. Anyway, he is also a fitness maniac. Hold on for face.


    Li Tiezhu quietly Mimi came over and said, "Uncle Wu, I''ve seen you play shaking fish. It''s so handsome and miserable. At that time, I was still in the first grade of primary school..."


    Wu Zuen inhaled: "that was your uncle Guo! Don''t talk!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh... Guo Lindong was so handsome when he was young? I remember he sang very well, round and round..."


    Poof


    Wu Zuen was so angry that he stood up, and the balloon burst, drenching one end of the water. He said to Li Tiezhu, "you said it was Lin Jiangnan. Although it was very similar to Guo Lindong, it was not alone. You''re going to kill me!"


    Du big eye low voice to Deng Lu Tu Tu: "make complaints about Li Tiezhu!"


    Dun roon: variety bar


    Over there, Liu Dazhuang showed his muscles and shouted to Li Tiezhu: "come on, all the idle people have retired from the race. Let''s compete and see who has been walking for a long time!"


    The three weak chickens eliminated were immediately dissatisfied:


    "Who are the idle people?"


    "We are persecuted by Li Tiezhu!"


    "If it hadn''t been for Li Tiezhu, I could have gone to the end of the world..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Dazhuang. In terms of muscles, he is indeed stronger than himself, but at the same time, he has a heavy burden, because he weighs more. Moreover, he is an old comrade who is almost 50 years old.


    inappropriate.


    So Li Tiezhu said, "my horse step is not very standard, because my master doesn''t teach me Kung Fu. I admit defeat, but it''s not me, it''s Cheng Dalong."


    People suddenly looked silly. Is that ok?


    I''m afraid it''s not a fake apprentice? It is said that he is still the last disciple to enter the house! Cheng Dalong''s night holiday is not guaranteed... Er, well, he has no holiday!


    Village head: "everyone practiced very well today. How do you feel?"


    Dun roon, who was the first to give up, said shamelessly, "it feels very good!"


    Village head: "where are the legs?"


    Dun roon: "er..."


    Du Dayan: "no legs, what are legs?"


    Dun roon: "yes, I''m a drama man now."


    Liu Dazhuang''s serious face: "just after practicing, the whole body is hot. After practicing for a while, it''s just time to eat."


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes! I didn''t run five kilometers today, just to make up for the amount of exercise. I''ll make up some carbon water at noon, perfect!"


    Village head: "I didn''t expect you to ask me about food. Don''t you care about the children?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Dad wants to eat too!"


    The lunch was really rich. The children came back from their work and chirped. Only hem and cry, which seemed very aggrieved.


    It''s awesome to climb with shit. I brought back the county magistrate''s token and said that I would lose the sign if I wanted to hit anyone in the future.


    After dinner, as usual, there is a lunch break, and then another round of small games. Then, the recording of these two episodes is over.


    Finally, the children and fathers were interviewed separately.


    Li Tiezhu''s interview was always very wild. Later, the staff didn''t dare to ask, but they couldn''t stay overnight before they finished asking the questions on the card.


    "Well... Mr. Li Tiezhu, what do you think of the way you take care of your children? What''s your score if the full score is 10?"


    "Ten."


    "Ah? Don''t you be a little modest?"


    "What is modesty? I think this way is very, but I don''t do well. Give me four or five points."


    "Why is this way so important?"


    "Because my father took me this way when I was a child. My mother left early. He had to take me to work alone, and I didn''t get bad. Isn''t it too much?"


    "So... Did you learn your father''s way of crawling with shit?"


    "Yes, but it must not be so good. It''s not me to climb with shit. I don''t know if my way is right."


    "Is there anything between you and your father that makes you remember deeply?"


    "Your question is not on the card?"


    "The audience should want to hear."


    "Well, there are many things that I remember deeply. For example, when I was a child, I wanted to ride a cow but couldn''t climb up. Other people''s children would be beaten, but my old man would hold me on the back of the cow. When I was ill, he never made medicine for me personally. Instead, he drove me to the town hospital to spend money on medicine, although he often treated other people''s children. I didn''t like to eat when I was a child, and he went back to work No matter how tired I am, I will try my best to cook delicious food for me. Basically, it''s not heavy for a month. I learned my cooking skills at that time. Now, my brother begins to add supplementary food, and he studies recipes online all day. It''s very good. "


    Speaking of this period, Li Tiezhu seemed extremely proud and proud of his father.


    The staff was also quite moved: "you have a good father."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, not modest at all: "Of course! When he was the poorest, he would insist on donating some money for three or four months, but he would take me with him every time. After donating the money, he would receive some donated clothes for me. When I was a child, I asked him why we didn''t take our own money and buy new clothes directly? He said that it doesn''t matter if the clothes are old or broken, but it''s too poor if people are ill and injured."


    "You''ll teach your children the same way in the future, won''t you?"


    "Of course."


    Barrage:


    "When I saw Li Tiezhu miss his mother, I didn''t expect his father to be so good."


    "I''ll go, and I''ll be moved."


    "Cooking for a month is not the same? This is a talent!"


    "Suddenly I want to see where old man Li takes Li Tiezhu to his father."


    "In fact, it''s OK for old man Li to take an iron egg on the program for two years."


    "The program group is arranged!"


    "When I was a child, I rode a cow and was hung up to fight."


    "Li Tiezhu''s simplicity emanates from his bones."


    "So is earth."


    "Old man Li''s poor donation behavior is estimated to be a pile of people in the house?"


    "It is the foolish behavior of old man Li that makes Li Tiezhu such a foolish superstar."


    After the recording of the program, Li Tiezhu said goodbye to several other pairs of father and son, because he was not familiar, so there was nothing to say goodbye. They couldn''t even say goodbye to Li Tiezhu next time, because Li Tiezhu didn''t come.


    It''s already evening to get back to Changsha in the program group''s car. Li Tiezhu rushes to the hospital with shit, but he learns that brother pheasant was discharged yesterday morning.


    Li Tiezhu was not surprised. He knew he had been plotted by pheasants.


    He took out his cell phone and dialed. It was very noisy there. He couldn''t hear what to say. The other party hung up.


    Soon, pheasant sent a wechat saying that the hotel was waiting for them.


    When Li Tiezhu came back to the hotel with a piece of shit and waited for another hour, brother pheasant came back with a slightly drunk face.


    In the first sentence, brother pheasant said, "it''s annoying to take care of children?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t bother! Why do you have this idea? You have a problem with your attitude. Let me tell you, uncle, you are the best kind of child. You are obedient, sensible and know how to love people. If he were a father and you were a son, you would never dislike you."


    Pheasant: "OK, you like it. Then you''ll take him to the program in the future."


    Crawling with excrement: "OK!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, uncle, you''ll lose your shit."


    The pheasant still pretended to be cool and hiccupped.


    Crawling with excrement: "the foolish enemy has gone to the nightclub again. I want to go back and tell mommy."


    The pheasant immediately counseled: "no, no, the enemy is going to have a snack and drink some beer with some old friends at the stall. Don''t tell mommy about this. Mommy is so busy..."


    Finally, the pheasant said some words of thanks to Li Tiezhu with a cold face. Li Tiezhu didn''t take it seriously. He said a few words to jiashicrawler and left.


    "Hello? Don''t forget the new song!"


    "I can''t forget! I really owe you."


    "Bye Godfather! Remember to come and see me."


    "OK! Next time I''ll buy you a super invincible huge concave convex man!"


    "Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu waved and left.


    He left his hotel room long ago, and there was a car waiting for him tonight. He had to go to Northern Hubei all night to meet the crew, and he would continue filming early tomorrow morning. Although it was only more than 300 kilometers away, it was early morning when he arrived at the crew, so Li Tiezhu had to make up for his sleep in the car.


    I can''t help it. I''m tired. If I carry this bowl of rice, I''m not qualified to feel bitter. After all... Actors don''t have holidays.


    The car was speeding in the dark, and Li Tiezhu was sleepy.


    Didi.


    The mobile phone rang. Li Tiezhu picked it up and looked. It''s time to correct his homework again.


    Xu Jiazhen took a bath and took another selfie in the bathroom in front of the mirror. This time, the collar of the nightdress was a little low, revealing less than half of the white steamed bread with a small bag on it.


    "I didn''t sleep well last night. I got up in the morning and ate a fried dough stick. I''m worried that you didn''t eat well in the crew breakfast. Remember to have an egg and a bottle of milk every day. I went to shoot after breakfast. There are a lot of scenes today. The director scolded me for a long time. The deputy director wanted to rule me, but I ignored him all the time, so today I was a little targeted at me. Female No. 2 also said that I robbed her lens. It''s a little wronged, but it''s also difficult Fortunately... I finished filming late at night. I was so sleepy that I couldn''t sleep again after I returned to the hotel. I just took a bath and shaved my legs. Alas, I was bitten by mosquitoes on the crew. After taking a bath, I found such a big bag on my chest. I don''t know how mosquitoes get in and bite. It''s itchy! Good night! - Xu Jiazhen reports. "


    Li Tiezhu replied: "I asked brother Meng to call your producer. It''s okay."


    "Ah..."


    Xu Jiazhen trembled and replied, "thank you. I''m fine."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and always felt something wrong!

 Chapter 578

    After finishing Xu Jiazhen''s homework, Li Tiezhu continued to fall asleep. Fortunately, his intelligence value remained at a low level, so his sleep quality was extremely high. He slept all the way to the Northern Hubei crew, then came to the town and continued to fall asleep in the small hotel rented by the crew.


    Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning, went out and ran for ten kilometers at one go, and then returned to the crew happily, eating the meat steamed stuffed bun prepared by the crew. The crew will be stationed here for half a month, so they contracted two adjacent hotels in the town, which is very shabby.


    Li Tiezhu chewed the steamed stuffed bun and went to his house. He greeted people he knew and didn''t know all the way.


    "Good director!"


    "Hello."


    "Tiezhu, are you back?"


    "Yes."


    "Running again?"


    "I''m used to it. Go and have breakfast."


    After returning to the house, Li Tiezhu took a good look at his room. It was very simple and could be used to shoot the scene of Li Chenggong sleeping with Niu Geng. The only regret was that the bed was too big and the furniture was too new.


    We have to let the props team think about it and make it more distinctive.


    At eight o''clock, the crew members had dinner. Led by sun Xixi, they gathered downstairs of the hotel one after another. They boarded more than ten Wuling Hongguang of the crew and rushed to the shooting scene. They had to decorate the venue, props and rehearse the group performance first.


    Although sun Xixi is only the photography director of the play, to some extent, he is more like an all-round deputy director. He arranges the work of all deputy directors and director assistants.


    After all, Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand anything.


    Li Tiezhu, Tao Hong and Xu Shan start after competing for a few people, but Li Tiezhu looks at his mobile phone on the roadside and doesn''t get on the bus.


    Xu Shan''s round head came out of the window: "Li Tiezhu, what are you still touching? Hurry up! The weather is good today. Let''s try to take more pictures."


    Li Tiezhu: "no hurry, wait."


    Xu Shanzheng: "wait for your sister!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    Li Tiezhu remembered that he didn''t tell them, so he went to the car and said, "my sister is coming today, which is Liu Xiaohua. Have you heard of it?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I know! Bald red boy... What''s she doing here? Guest star?"


    Tao Hong: "there''s no suitable scene for girls of her age, right?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "no! She gave me money for her acting skills, and I won''t let her harm my film. She sent a guest actor."


    Tao Hong said tentatively, "still give away? Zhou Xingxing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t tell you? Yes, it''s all brother pheasant''s fault. He made me go to" where''s dad ", which interrupted my thinking. Well, I called Zhou Xingxing from the beginning. Of course, he tried to push it off. Although he had agreed at the beginning, you all know him..."


    Tao Hong: "you didn''t say today! Really give him nine million?"


    Li Tiezhu: "give me money? That''s not my style! That''s nine million. Just say it casually. I fooled him into giving me ten million. I can''t give him money."


    Xu Shan argued coldly, "will he come? Many people can''t invite him if they have money. If you don''t give money, he will come?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how about a big meal?"


    Xu Shan tried to touch his bald head and found that the headgear was pricking his hand. He said, "I''ll bet you a hammer!"


    Tao Hong said, "Tiezhu, since you''re waiting here, you must be sure. It''s a great achievement to invite him to play a guest role, but who does he play?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "I''ve all figured out to let him play a bus driver, and I must speak Northern Hubei dialect. If I can''t speak well, I''ll ng start again. I want revenge!"


    Tao Hong: "... Good job!"


    After waiting for more than ten minutes, a two wheeled motorcycle came. Liu Xiaohua jumped out of the car, paid the fare and dragged a man with luggage.


    No way. In order to get good results, Li Tiezhu asked the crew to choose a very remote town.


    The man was wearing a mask, sunglasses and a strange hat, with a little bend on his back and long gray hair. He followed Liu Xiaohua.


    Li Tiezhu smiled brightly: "good morning, Xingye, let me help you carry things..."


    Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong also jumped out of the car and went to say hello to Zhou Xingxing, just like little fans.


    After politely greeting Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong, Zhou Xingxing took off his sunglasses and stared at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you looking at? Get in the car. In order to wait for your crew to postpone shooting, hurry up. Liu Xiaohua, what are you blinking? Get in the car, too."


    After getting on the bus, Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing sat side by side. Liu Xiaohua jumped to the front co pilot position, and Tao Hong and Xu Shan competed in the back row.


    The scene was a little awkward.


    Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong don''t know what to say, because they don''t know how Li Tiezhu tied Zhou Xingxing.


    Just because of a Liu Xiaohua?


    I''m afraid it''s not that simple.


    However, the relationship between Li Tiezhu and Zhou Xingxing is obviously very familiar. They don''t speak. Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong are even more inconvenient to speak.


    The car staggered to the scene, and there was silence in the car.


    Liu Xiaohua, who was originally most suitable to break the embarrassment, was showing off to her classmates in the group that she was about to see Luhani. She asked for leave and was forced by Li Tiezhu.


    Ten minutes later, Zhou Xingxing took off his mask and hat and looked at Li Tiezhu with a face full of vicissitudes:


    "Is there anything you want to say?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what did you say?"


    Zhou Xingxing waved his hand: "for example, why don''t you give me a good pay and ask me to play a guest role? That''s not the way business is done, young man!"


    Li Tiezhu: "film is art."


    Zhou Xingxing tilted his head and looked at Li Tiezhu with sharp eyes.


    Li Tiezhu was fearless: "giving you money is demeaning you. You are the king of dragon sets. How much money is not enough, so forget it. Anyway, our crew is poor! You can invite us all to dinner at that time."


    Zhou Xingxing: "I invite you to dinner?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t care about these details. I believe Xiaohua also told you that you come to my play, and I''ll advertise your film in the play."


    Zhou Xingxing: "it''s our movie."


    "All the same."


    "Everything is the same. You acted in two films and advertised another film in one film. What does it have to do with me?"


    "Er..."


    "Fuck me, boy!"


    "You''re here anyway..."


    "I''m here, but I didn''t say to play for you. See if you understand."


    "May I introduce you to a blind date?"


    "Go away! Die on the street!"


    "Then... I''ll give you a full set of the skin of the hero of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms?"


    "Can you get it?"


    "Hehe! I created all the music of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms, and my brother Yao is also the spokesman of the game. My brothers Luhani, Chen Chichi and director Zhou are the shareholders of the game."


    "It must be complete! It doesn''t cost money."


    "Don''t worry, spending money is not my style."


    "The young man has my style."


    Is that settled?


    What and what?


    From nine million dollars to a set of game skin?


    Xu Shan tried to eavesdrop in the last row. As a result, the more he listened, the bigger his head was. His head cover was almost burst. He really didn''t understand the logic of the two people.


    In front, Zhou Xingxing picked up a cigarette and asked Tao Hong, "can I smoke?"


    Tao Hong nodded again and again: "it doesn''t matter. Feel free."


    Zhou Xingxing was about to light a cigarette. Liu Xiaohua in the co pilot''s seat adjusted her sitting posture: "say something..."


    Zhou Xingxing put the cigarette back into the cigarette box: "I just smell it."


    Li Tiezhu chuckled.


    Tao Hong and Xu Shan vie for a glance. Although it has long been said that Li Tiezhu''s wonderful sister Tianke Zhou Xingxing, seeing is better than hearing! How does it feel like an old father meets a small cotton padded jacket? Although Liu Xiaohua''s cotton padded jacket is too thick.


    Zhou Xingxing said angrily, "smile? First, I won''t play a role that isn''t handsome!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, hey! Absolutely handsome."


    Zhou Xingxing raised his eyelids: "how handsome?"


    Li Tiezhu: "while holding a cigarette and driving a bus, do you say handsome?"


    Zhou Xingxing stole a glance at Liu Xiaohua: "this can be considered. Director, what do you think of my temperament? A mere bus driver can still control it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "try it. You''re good."


    Zhou Xingxing: "sure. Hey! Thanks for the director''s cultivation."


    In fact, Zhou Xingxing can not come as a guest star, or ignore Liu Xiaohua''s entanglement. He has always been a self-centered person, and there is no external force or emotion to drive him.


    But he came, not a compromise, but a relief.


    With the increase of age, Zhou Xingxing became more lonely and depressed until he met two wonderful flowers, Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua. When he was with the brother and sister, he always suffered losses and was tricked, just like the protagonist in his film, but... Happy.


    He hasn''t been so relaxed in years.


    So he came.


    Originally, he didn''t intend to pretend to break the appointment. He wanted to drive Li Tiezhu crazy. Maybe it was the last scene? Anyway, it''s not now, just with Liu Xiaohua.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t talk about martial virtue.


    Soon, the car staggered to the shooting site of the crew. It was a fork in a dirt road, next to several low houses.


    The staff came and went, and the group performers chattered.


    Then all of a sudden it was quiet.


    Because Li Tiezhu helped Zhou Xingxing down from the business car, Zhou Xingxing looked a little embarrassed. He squeezed out his usual reserved smile on his face and nodded as he walked.


    He doesn''t like to appear in public, which makes him nervous.


    Li Tiezhu helped him walk a few steps. As soon as he pushed it, he pushed Zhou Xingxing to an associate director: "take him to make-up, bus driver, how much soil there is, one word... Grounding gas!"


    With that, Li Tiezhu turned and left. He still had to make up.


    At this time, the scene became noisy and shouted Zhou Xingxing''s name. The group performers saw the founder of Longtao. However, it was soon suppressed by sun Xixi and others, and everyone was busy with their own work.


    Liu Xiaohua waited for Li Tiezhu: "I''ve brought the goods. Where''s the money?"


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and began to stir up: "the whole skin for the second anniversary given to me by the official website of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms, a total of ten sets in the country, isn''t it powerful? I''ll transfer it to you. Are you and Zhou Xingxing related accounts?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "well, family number, he''s crazy. He''s registered as my old man."


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK! I''ll give it to you. Then you can share it with him, and I''ll pay it off."


    Liu Xiaohua received the skin, nodded with satisfaction, and then ran towards Luhani, who made up in the distance. As a result, she ran half way. Luhani ran away and went to find Zhou Xingxing to sign.


    Liu Xiaohua was suddenly disappointed. Is this the idol i''ve been chasing for five years? He''s not so reserved! What''s an old man to chase?

 Chapter 579

    Bar pump ~


    Liu Xiaohua seems to hear the sound of broken dreams. It turns out that the king of traffic we have been pursuing has secretly become a fat paper. The legal pattern is obvious and the fishtail pattern is deep. For the time being, it is the difference between refined and raw pictures, but the most important thing is... He is not cool at all!


    Because Luhani is wearing an army coat and flip flops.


    We can tolerate your cheating, but we can''t look directly at your handsome face and put on those blue flip flops.


    Li Tiezhu, who was going to make up, saw Liu Xiaohua like a Wangfu stone and asked, "what are you doing?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "look at the sunset in the sky. It''s my lost youth."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s morning, and you''re so ugly. What''s the bullshit youth? We ugly people are not qualified to talk about youth."


    After that, he ignored the nervous girl and Li Tiezhu went to change his clothes.


    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu, who was dressed up in the earth and dressed in a big old-fashioned cowboy backpack, came back. The actors were all ready. The time came to ten and the film was about to start.


    Zhou Xingxing and Luhani came side by side and looked very happy.


    Luhani''s makeup is exquisite, especially his half long hair is taken care of meticulously. He is dressed in a slim leather jacket and carries a guitar. He looks full of Wenqing style and has restored the style of a peak idol.


    Liu Xiaohua''s youth came back and wiped the card with her mobile phone.


    Zhou Xingxing''s dress is even better. He is dressed in dirty work clothes, a tattered duck tongue hat, and his face is dark. He looks like an ordinary old driver struggling in the vortex of life. This makeup reminds people of his temperament in the Yangtze River No. 7, but it is older than that.


    If you don''t look carefully, you can''t even recognize him at first sight.


    Li Tiezhu felt cool, but his face collapsed. He asked, "have you read the script? Can you recite the lines? Does the crew let you chat?"


    well! That''s great!


    Luhani: "I''ve already memorized it."


    Zhou Xingxing: "read it again."


    Li Tiezhu said, "is it enough to see it once? Has the character''s behavior logic been clearly thought out? Has the line emotion been understood at a progressive level?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "I changed your scripts for you. I know better than you."


    Li Tiezhu was dumb: "... But... But we changed it later."


    Zhou Xingxing: "look, it''s changed in general."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you don''t understand. I don''t blame you. Go to the side and silent lines. All departments are ready for the first trial shooting of the first mirror in Scene 7. Deputy director..."


    Zhou Xingxing leaned against the bus, took out a cigarette and handed it to Luhani. He also took one in his mouth. He found that Liu Xiaohua nearby didn''t hum. Then he lit it and took a deep breath.


    Luhani also lit the flue: "after Sir Alex Ferguson left, our team is really difficult..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "Mourinho won three championships in his first season. He bought people every year, and his performance is not as good as a year."


    Luhani said: "this season is even worse. Contradictions in the dressing room have also broken out. It is estimated that class will be over soon."


    Zhou Xingxing: "Alas, Mingming was the European Union champion last year..."


    They sighed and sighed and seemed to be in tune. The main reason was that when they talked just now, they found that everyone''s home team was Red Devils Manchester United. It was like seeing their relatives. They had a good chat.


    Luhani dropped his cigarette and said, "in fact, I don''t think Mourinho is suitable for our team. His tactics and playing method are too ugly!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "that''s right. Jumping on the street will lose Tottenham. The mud can''t help the wall..."


    When Li Tiezhu came back from checking the work of various departments, he caught the two talking. He didn''t want to say anything. Are you here to shoot or talk about basketball


    Luhani: "no basketball."


    Li Tiezhu said: "I heard it all, NBA, spurs! Duncan Ginobili or something, I know better than you! Well, you can shut up. On my set, you should obey the rules! This is an actor''s self-cultivation."


    Luhani secretly rewarded him with a middle finger.


    Zhou Xingxing was not angry. Instead, he leaned his head against the car and continued smoking. He thought to himself, you jump into the street! Tigers don''t make cats. Do you think I''m critically ill? Wait and see!


    When others saw Li Tiezhu training Zhou Xingxing and Luhani, they just laughed. Everyone has heard that Li Tiezhu was tortured by Zhou Xingxing in the Kung Fu crew some time ago. It is obvious that this is blatant revenge.


    After all, Li Tiezhu never teaches people on weekdays, because he doesn''t understand what he asks and doesn''t care about anything.


    "OK! All departments are ready, aikexing!"


    At the command of Li Tiezhu, the first shot of the scene began.


    This is the scene of Li Chenggong taking a bus.


    Because the deputy director rehearsed with the group performers many times in advance, everyone entered the state from the beginning.


    Zhou Xingxing didn''t enter the country, but he shouted in his newly learned voice: "go to Jiangkou, 15 yuan a person, go to Jiangkou..."


    Li Chenggong carried his suitcase through the crowd to the bus.


    Holding a sign made of hard paper shell, an aunt pestered Li Chenggong: "do you want to stay? Do you want to stay? Clean, sanitary, breakfast, WiFi and bathroom."


    Li Chenggong: "no, no!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "when people are full, they leave!"


    Aunt: "can you still surf the Internet, boss, check in?"


    Li Chenggong finally came to the driver Zhou Xingxing: "master, do you get to Changsha?"


    Zhou Xingxing leaned against the door of the car, with a cigarette in his mouth and an oblique eye. His hand with inferior white gloves was grasping his ass. in an instant, he robbed all the tricks.


    After only one look at Li Chenggong, he turned his eyes elsewhere and began to speak. The smoke in his mouth was very arrogant on his upper lip, and he couldn''t say anything:


    "Only to Jiangkou, to Changsha? Transfer to Jiangkou by coach!"


    Zhou Xingxing''s accent is becoming more and more non-standard. After all, he speaks poor Mandarin and has no language talent at first sight. But it doesn''t matter. After he finishes shooting, let him record and record the most authentic Hubei dialect, so as not to delay the crew process.


    Li Chenggong asked again, "are there any other cars here?"


    Zhou Xingxing didn''t answer immediately. Instead, he threw up an eye circle, stuck a rhythm, and held the trick perfectly. Then he turned out the dead fish eye like the boss of the axe gang and said:


    "This is the only car. If you want to sit, don''t do it."


    Li Chenggong hesitated.


    Aunt: "boss, stay in our shop. It''s convenient for 24-hour hot water. You can surf the Internet. Boss, stay in our shop."


    Li Chenggong was forced into the car by his aunt: "don''t live! Don''t live!"


    Aunt: "boss..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "card!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "can''t you... Ah? It''s stuck?"


    Not only Xu Shan was confused, but also others, such as Tao Hong, sun Xixi and Li Tiezhu.


    Especially the director Li Tiezhu, he thought that the performance was very good just now. Why did he get stuck? And Zhou Xingxing shouted. Did Zhou Xingxing think he didn''t play well, so he asked for a repeat?


    That can also help him. Originally, Li Tiezhu was racking his brains to pick Zhou Xingxing''s thorn.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Xingye, you don''t think this paragraph is good, do you?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "of course not!"


    Li Tiezhu: "originally, I also wanted a card. Since you found it..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "there''s no problem in the front. The interaction between the eldest sister and Li Chenggong ended without dramatic tension. It''s too general."


    Li Tiezhu: "is that what you said? I thought you said you played well..."


    Zhou Xingxing took off his cap and stroked his long hair: "I played well. Of course I know! But it''s not important. What''s important is that the eldest sister pestered Li Chenggong all the way. I can''t help but end it with a few simple sentences. It seems very boring."


    Is it boring?


    A group of people think the play is OK. After all, it''s very real.


    Xu Shan asked Zhou Xingxing, "how do you play it?"


    Zhou Xingxing pulled Xu Shan out of the car, pulled his eldest sister again, and said, "it''s not how to play, but the plot structure is not full! If you do, he says he can''t stay in the store, eldest sister, don''t toss and turn, or do you say that there is hot water to surf the Internet, you should take out some new things to attract him, such as you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what? Temporarily change the plot and lines? This affects..."


    Zhou Xingxing waved his hand: "come here and study hard, but don''t talk and don''t affect my directing, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m the director."


    Zhou Xingxing: "bring me a bottle of water."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Then, Zhou Xingxing began to dance and talk to Xu Shanzheng and his eldest sister. He was very excited and exaggerated, and then performed it in person. Li Tiezhu interrupted several times and was strongly suppressed by Zhou Xingxing. He had no right to speak at all.


    After a while, Zhou Xingxing clapped his hands: "OK! Pay attention to all departments. Let''s do it again, starting before getting on the bus."


    Zhou Xingxing returned first, holding a cigarette and not talking.


    After aunt got the guidance of the star master, her combat power soared and pulled Li Chenggong''s sleeve: "the boss stays in the hotel, 24-hour hot water, and beautiful technicians provide one-on-one service."


    Li Chenggong struggled: "I can''t help it! It''s too late."


    Aunt grinned, like the aunt who shoots arrows in the mermaid. After all, she was taught by Zhou Xingxing. She smiled like a flower: "it''s time, boss. If you''re not in good health, you should be in time."


    Li Chenggong broke free and got on the bus. He turned back and said angrily, "why am I in bad health?"


    Aunt pie pie mouth: "a look at the kidney is not good!"


    Then aunt left with disgust.


    Li Chenggong hung on the door and shouted, "my kidney is very good!"


    Zhou Xingxing held out his hand.


    Li Chenggong: "why?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "if you have a good kidney, you don''t have to pay for the car?"


    Li Chenggong had no choice but to touch his wallet.


    Zhou Xingxing: "card! Perfect, next game, Li Tiezhu, go over there, come on."


    Li Tiezhu also wanted to tease Huang in the play just now, but he was so dominated that he couldn''t help it and played it vaguely.


    Niu Geng looked around the crowd blankly.


    Aunt: "do you want to stay? Yes..."


    Niu Geng stretched his head and said, "what''s the matter?"


    Aunt threw Niu Geng away: "hurry to catch your car, nerve! This kidney is too good to lose money..."


    Niu Geng stumbled and hit the back of the car.


    Bang!


    Niu Geng scratched his head and looked up to see the big sign at the back of the car, which was the car to Jiangkou.


    Zhou Xingxing: "card! Good. After that, add chicken legs and seal 200 red envelopes for the eldest sister just now. All departments hurry to prepare for the next play, and the deputy director coordinates the group performance in place. All irrelevant people go away."


    Li Tiezhu is still scratching his head. What''s the matter? I also want to take the opportunity to sanction Zhou Xingxing. How did I get the reverse sanction? Where are you from? This is clearly to be the supreme director!


    He changed the script beyond recognition, okay?

 Chapter 580

    The plot after Zhou Xingxing''s change is too unreasonable. Li Tiezhu is a little worried, but Zhou Xingxing doesn''t give him a chance to defend at all. He asks him to read the script at the same time.


    Zhou Xingxing has become the tyrant of the set again. Even if this is not his set, even Li Tiezhu can''t be right after he becomes strong.


    Li Tiezhu found Tao Hong with a bad breath in his heart: "aunt, he usurped the throne! He changed my good film into a mess."


    Tao Hong spread her hand: "that... There''s no way."


    Who cares?


    Li Tiezhu: "but the plot he made is too unreasonable? It doesn''t match the style!"


    Tao Hong: "in fact, it''s quite suitable. Think about it yourself. Your script was not like this before, but it was changed by Zhou Xingxing. It''s obviously much more enjoyable. Moreover, the ''computer you know'' you changed at the airport and let the pheasant brothers and sons sell mobile phones, and squat behind to eat scallion oil cakes. It''s meaningless enough."


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    Tao Hong: "Zhou Xingxing is really better than you. You are angry, but aren''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking and turned out Xu Sanduo''s big white eyes.


    Tao Hong smiled: "What are you so lucky about?" Zhou Xing Qin made you a male one, and then gave you a free guest. He even helped you change the show. Who has the treatment in the whole country? He hasn''t played roles for twenty years. What else do you want? He guides the movie, the quality of the movie is absolutely not bad, and it may be better tiktok. In addition, we take the video of his guided play and then put it on.


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh... This can be!"


    Tao Hong: "at that time, let''s add a title to the film, guest director Zhou Xingxing. In this way, our low-cost film will be upgraded immediately!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, change to the supreme director, hum! I want the people all over the country to see his ugly face."


    "Good!"


    "By the way, aunt, pay attention to cooperation in the evening. I''m going to pit him for a big meal. I''m so angry. This is my territory..."


    Tao Hong: "OK, go and prepare quickly, or the star Lord will trouble you again."


    Li Tiezhu gave a cry and left angrily.


    Tao Hong lost her smile. This guy really doesn''t know his blessing in the midst of blessing!


    On the surface, watching Zhou Xingxing does not affect his face, nose or nose, but if you look at what Zhou Xingxing does, you will find that it is the other extreme. You can say that you are meticulous about the film.


    Not to mention, after the movie was named Zhou Xingxing, the degree of influence increased sharply. What is it to be angry?


    Tao Hong thought, if I were Li Tiezhu, let me kneel down and call my father.


    Li Tiezhu came to the car and found that Zhou Xingxing was guiding Xu Shanzheng and Luhani to shoot the play they met on the car. They had the same sound and shape and the same demonstration performance. It can be said that they were very involved.


    Li Tiezhu glanced and whispered, "pretend to be a criminal!"


    Zhou Xingxing stepped back and shouted, "all departments are in place, group performance preparation, Aike star!"


    Luhani saw Xu Shanzheng and said with a smile, "eh? What a coincidence!"


    Xu Shan nodded: "ah! You haven''t checked in?"


    Luhani: "it''s too late."


    Xu Shan smiled awkwardly, carrying the box to the co pilot and muttered, "young people have good kidneys."


    Luhani looked down at his waist.


    "Card! Good."


    Zhou Xingxing applauded infrequently.


    Xu Shanzheng stood up and said, "is it OK? Xingye?"


    Zhou Xingxing nodded: "very good, Xu Shanzheng, right? You are an excellent Comedian with your own style! But you can be more bold."


    Xu Shan nodded like a pupil: "yes!"


    Luhani asked, "what about me, star?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "sing well! Making music is a promising career."


    Luhani: "star, I suspect you are scolding me."


    Zhou Xingxing: "don''t doubt."


    Luhani: "


    Others burst into laughter. Zhou Xingxing, who agreed, was very open-minded and humorous on the set.


    Only Li Tiezhu and Luhani don''t feel humor.


    Luhani struggled and said, "star, I think I can save it."


    Xingye: "no?"


    Luhani: "I... I''ll play that paragraph again?"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled awkwardly and politely: "no! This film doesn''t need your exquisite acting skills, it needs a sense of comedy, you don''t. So, be a vase! That''s the role orientation."


    Luhani is a little lost. At least everyone is Yonglei of the same team. How much face do you want to save?


    But Zhou Xingxing never knew that there was a line to be left in life, otherwise he would not offend so many people. If only biological attributes were used to distinguish whether they belong to human beings.


    Li Tiezhu felt that the topic about kidney was a little sensitive and wanted to say two words: "in fact, I think..."


    "Get down!"


    Zhou Xingxing pointed his hand.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah?"


    Zhou Xingxing pushed Li Tiezhu out of the car: "carry your bag and it''s your turn right away. Pay attention to all departments and take pictures of me getting on and closing the door!"


    Li Tiezhu still wants to talk.


    Zhou Xingxing stared.


    Li Tiezhu: shall I go?


    After all, Li Tiezhu walked away in dismay. Not far away, he met Liu Xiaohua: "is there a director worse than me?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "you are also a director? You are a crowdfunding filmmaker."


    Li Tiezhu: "go away! Nobody is allowed to enter the filming scene."


    "Lao Zhou, iron pillar is cruel to me."


    "Shh! Keep your voice down... Be careful not to be photographed."


    Here, after Zhou Xingxing finished shooting him getting on and closing the door, and Li Chenggong looked at the mirror, opened the window and looked back. It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn again.


    Niu Geng got on the bus with steamed bread in his mouth, put down his huge cowboy backpack and sat next to Luhani. Li Chenggong in the front passenger seat raised his collar to hide.


    Niu Geng said hello to Luhani while putting his luggage: "handsome boy?"


    Luhani: "don''t call me handsome, just call me Liu Zhuangshi. Come on, I''ll help you."


    Niu Geng: "I''m also Niu Geng. Just call me Niu egg."


    Luhani: "I''m Li Dao Liu."


    These scenes were shot back and forth several times, mainly about the performance of Li Tiezhu and Luhani. Finally, Zhou Xingxing turned on the hair dryer mode for Li Tiezhu, which made him bloody.


    Li Tiezhu seriously suspected that Zhou Xingxing was retaliating against him, but there was no evidence.


    Fortunately, the camera was taken and the bus started.


    After shooting these scenes, two hours passed and the time came to twelve o''clock.


    Zhou Xingxing looked around: "where''s the director? Where''s your street director?"


    Luhani: "he shit. Just now when you pushed him out of the car, he choked. He wanted to tell you that you didn''t listen. Then he ng asked him several times and ran away after turning the window."


    Xu Shan fought with a smile and hit his head against the window: "ha ha... It''s stupid."


    Zhou Xingxing: "lose! Sausage! Mud can''t help you up the wall!"


    Luhani interceded for his brother: "in fact, the iron pillar is already very good, but it''s not very smart."


    Zhou Xingxing ignored him, got out of the car and shouted to sun Xixi and several deputy directors, "what are you waiting for? Let''s eat! I can''t watch the time? Aren''t the staff and the group actors hungry? Be smart!"


    A group of people shrunk their necks and ran away. It was really time for dinner.


    Zhou Xingxing lit a cigarette and came to Liu Xiaohua, who was playing games under a tree in the distance. He said, "it''s so simple that I can''t make a movie. I''m still a director! The film world has fallen. It''s not like when we ran five studios a day..."


    Liu Xiaohua looked up at his cigarette.


    Zhou Xingxing quickly stamped out the smoke and pretended to cough: "cough... Fake smoke!"


    The domineering Xingye is leaking. It''s leaking.


    Li Tiezhu took a bubble of combat shit and quickly ran back with his pants. Instead of going to dinner, he took sun Xixi to see the rough cutting of the shooting lens this morning. More than a dozen shots have been edited together, and the duration is only more than two minutes.


    After reading it, Li Tiezhu, who was full of revenge will, couldn''t speak. After Zhou Xingxing''s adjustment, the plot looked exaggerated, but very smooth. After adding some details, it was not as hasty as before.


    Sun Xixi looked at Li Tiezhu: "Han PI, have you nothing to say this time? On comedy films, this is our ancestor!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "shooter, I''m just upset!"


    Sun Xixi: "be patient! He came to make a guest appearance for you and took the initiative to guide the play. Don''t you really understand why? He''s supporting you!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "then... Why don''t I pull shit?"


    Sun Xixi thought: "generally speaking, this play is our co director. We are all novices. It must be right to listen to his opinions. Well, go to dinner."


    At dinner, Li Tiezhu began to connect everywhere again, instigating sun Xixi, Xu Shanzheng and Luhani to pay attention to cooperation at night and be sure to blackmail Zhou Xingxing for a big meal.


    Zhou Xingxing just accompanied Liu Xiaohua to dinner, served soup and delivered yogurt, and was extremely attentive.


    Not far away, Tao Hong asked Xu Shanzheng with her rice: "Alas, do you think the relationship between Zhou Xingxing and that Liu Xiaohua is abnormal?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "everyone can see it!"


    Tao Hong: "Wow! I can''t believe that Xingye''s taste is so unique. Don''t you old men like young and beautiful ones? Why do you have Liu Xiaohua?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "Zhou Xingxing raised her as a daughter. Your mind is full of dirty waste!"


    Tao Honglian blushed: "well... Scare me. Ah, no!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "what''s the matter?"


    Tao Hong: "the star Lord recognizes his daughter. Why is your daughter so beautiful? Is she in good shape?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I... that''s sophisticated! The relationship in the circle, how can there be true feelings! It''s just a gimmick!"


    Tao Hong: "Oh! Man! Give me back the chicken leg, bah!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "


    In the afternoon, filming continued. In the driving car, Li Tiezhu held a pan and sang "have money to go home for the new year" with a group of returning migrant workers.


    Li Chenggong sneered: "hum! Vulgar..."


    Then, Li Chenggong put on his headphones, turned on his mobile phone, clicked on an album called "Royal advanced music", and listened to it with ecstasy.


    "Card! This is over. Get ready for the next one!"


    Zhou Xingxing said.


    Xu Shan contended: "Xingye, is it really OK to shoot like this? The irony of royal music is too... Too obvious? When yehenara targeted Li Tiezhu, Fang Bo and I went to the program site to support Tiezhu, the plot is obviously satirizing her. The plot was written by Li Tiezhu. Can you change it?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "why do you want to change it? Just scold! I guided this paragraph. Who has any comments to come to me!"

 Chapter 581

    For Zhou Xingxing''s such a cow breaking declaration, Xu Shanzheng had to counsel. What benefits does Li Tiezhu give you? You protect him like that? We make movies just to make money and fame. Why do we do such things that offend people?


    Xu Shanzheng is actually a layman, a layman different from Li Tiezhu.


    Who knows, Zhou Xingxing asked again, "is yehenara very famous? Even Li Tiezhu dares to bully?"


    Xu Shanzheng looked at Zhou Xingxing''s expression carefully and saw that he didn''t seem to know yehenara. Then he said, "the mainland is very famous. She didn''t bully Li Tiezhu. At that time, Li Tiezhu was not a monk. He was a descendant of the Eight Banners royal family. At that time, it was just wrong... Moreover, you should have heard her masterpiece? The moon in the water in the house ~"


    Zhou Xingxing: "OK! Such ugly royal music is not a serious star at first sight. She doesn''t deserve to come to me. If you have something, you''d better ask her to find Li Tiezhu!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "??"


    Li Tiezhu: "you talk too much!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "did I say something wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu said nothing: "they all said I was a fool, so you are also a fool."


    Xu Shan argued, "my head is big and smarter than you!"


    Zhou Xingxing was just so casual and did not mean to shirk because he knew Li Tiezhu had taken his video and was ready to upload it to the tiktok. Therefore, this is the play he directed. No one can deny it, and he doesn''t hide!


    I, Zhou Xingxing, have been in the Xiangjiang River for 20 years. I have pressed two big men, including Li Tiezhu''s Pro master. I''m afraid you are the descendant of a coated slave a hundred years ago?


    As the saying goes, you don''t have to worry about too much debt, and you don''t itch when you have too many lice. Zhou Xingxing thinks that there are too many people who black me anyway. You tartar offspring, line up slowly.


    "What about you later?"


    Zhou Xingxing got out of the car with a horizontal look in his eyes and asked the people on the car to sit down.


    Sun Xixi said, "in the later stage of the film and television? In, in. Come here! Yes, it''s you! Xingye! What does Xingye have to say?"


    Zhou Xingxing looked at the latter two eyes: "can you see the P picture?"


    Later: "a little knowledge."


    Zhou Xingxing: "ten minutes, P an album cover, a picture of a bereaved dog wearing a crown eating excrement on the roadside, the album name is Qing Dynasty Royal advanced music. Excrement can be mosaic, but there should be toilet paper and flies next to it."


    Later, he looked at Sun Xixi with guilty conscience.


    Sun Xixi is also ignorant.


    Li Tiezhu shouted in the car, "listen to the star."


    In the later stage, he answered and ran back to the editing car.


    Sun Xixi''s scalp was numb: "Xingye, what are you?"


    Zhou Xingxing took out a cigarette and said, "the cover of royal music you prepared is not advanced at all! I provide you with a new idea. Art lies in inspiration!"


    Sun Xixi: "but..."


    Zhou Xingxing threw up a smoke ring: "it''s nothing, but I designed this paragraph. I can subtitle the picture at that time. I''m fully responsible!"


    Li Tiezhu thumbed up and said, "Xingye is worthy of being Xingye! He is more powerful than me."


    Zhou Xingxing: "what kind of music are you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "enjoy a cigarette."


    Zhou Xingxing glared at Li Tiezhu and gave him a cigarette.


    Li Tiezhu lit the smoke and puffed. He didn''t know what to say. It was his private enemy, but he got Zhou Xingxing involved. There''s no need. However, he seemed particularly excited and made a more insulting music cover, which was too much.


    But what should I say?


    Xu Shanzheng also felt inappropriate and said tactfully, "Xingye, do you want to remake the close-up picture of me playing music?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "yes! What''s the problem?"


    Xu Shanzheng said, "in fact, that was ironic enough just now. There''s no need to be so direct..."


    Luhani also helped: "that is, getting a dog is a little suspected... Personal attack... Bad influence?"


    Zhou Xingxing lost half his cigarette without smoking. Suddenly he turned and shouted, "ninety-nine years!"


    Xu Shanzheng, Li Tiezhu and Luhani were stunned.


    Zhou Xingxing: "ninety-nine years! You mainlanders know shit! It''s because of those Tartars and home shovels! We Xiangjiang people have been servants for ninety-nine years! A dog is cheap for them. I''m a small man. I can''t do anything. Can''t I vent my anger by making a movie¡°


    Everyone stopped talking. Xingye''s mood erupted a little abruptly!


    Besides, you''re venting on other people''s movies


    But Li Tiezhu had no complaints, and even felt that Zhou Xingxing''s creativity was broken.


    In fact, no one here understood Zhou Xingxing''s psychology, and he couldn''t. It''s strange! He thought that the damn Dynasty had been destroyed for a hundred years, but today he learned that those who call themselves eight flag nobles are still bullying the teenagers of this nation.


    Li Tiezhu, a peasant born child with ideals, integrity and willingness to help others, why should he be bullied or bullied by a group of survivors?


    He didn''t know Li Tiezhu''s past before. After directing the plot just now, he asked Liu Xiaohua about it. He was very angry.


    Maybe a little over understood, but how can Xiangjiang Chinese of their generation accept such humiliation? Is a hundred years not enough? And continue at home?


    So what about being vicious and vulgar?


    I did it!


    Bite me!


    "Ai Ke Xing!"


    Xu Shanzheng could only point out the picture of dog eating shit. The picture turned and a line of big characters emerged:


    Royal advanced music of the Qing Dynasty


    And he nodded intoxicatedly to the music.


    "Card! Very good!"


    Zhou Xingxing centralize power on major issues, and tiktok and Hong Tao, outside the car, say, "let''s shake this part of the tune. I did it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! I agree with the previous paragraph. Zhou wants to take my credit."


    Zhou Xingxing took a look at Li Tiezhu. He didn''t spray him. He smiled and pushed Li Tiezhu back to his seat: "sit down! The next play continues and all departments are ready!"


    In this way, Zhou Xingxing directed and acted again, and whether to change the script.


    However, he is very measured and will not change the main line. He will only enrich some details to make the plot fuller or laugh more fully. It won''t affect them to continue shooting after he left.


    This is the sense of discretion of a real master.


    After all, if it were his own film, it would have changed beyond recognition. Moreover, he still has the ability to come back, but there is only one star in the world.


    "Eh? Why don''t you go?"


    "Master, is your car dead?"


    "Oh! Shut up!"


    "Hey, boss! When did you take this bus?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "the car is not dead. The road ahead is blocked!"


    Shooting continues. When the bus encounters a traffic jam, Li Chenggong instigates the driver to take a shortcut, and Zhou Xingxing yells card again!


    "NAH! Li Chenggong said I''ll add money, okay? You''re responsible for what the driver said! These two lines are too simple and rough."


    Xu Shan argued cunningly: "no, I added money. The driver is looking at the face of money..."


    Zhou Xingxing said: "right! It''s money! But if there is no money in the camera, it will appear a little false. Moreover, the dramatic tension paved by the lines does not come out. In addition, even if the money is given, it will appear weak."


    Li Tiezhu: "how could it be? Uncle Shan Zheng and I have studied it repeatedly."


    Zhou Xingxing said with a smile, "research? Just be happy."


    He began to speak like Liu Xiaohua.


    That''s a bit of a slap in the face.


    Zhou Xingxing lit a cigarette on the driver''s seat, thought about it, and said, "let''s do this. Come on, bald head, you put some money in your wallet first. I''ll tidy up my hat. Let''s do this..."


    Xu Shan wants to be angry but doesn''t dare to be angry. What''s the matter with his bald head? Did he eat your hair removal cream?


    Li Tiezhu listened thoughtfully and had to say that art really needs IQ.


    Although Zhou Xingxing''s opinion is too unreasonable, logically speaking, it is more reasonable and human than the behavior in the film copied by Li Tiezhu. It can be seen that another classic film is also a pile of papyrus in front of Zhou Xingxing.


    "All right! All departments are ready for the next one, aikexing!"


    Zhou Xingxing sat in the driver''s seat and instantly entered the state.


    Xu Shanzheng: "rules are dead and people are alive. Let''s pass it on the road in the village!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "that''s no good! The company has regulations and should follow the established route. Otherwise, who is responsible for something?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''m in charge. Can''t I be in charge?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "what responsibility can you take?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "can''t I add money?"


    Zhou Xingxing put his head aside, reached out and rubbed his thumb: "are you sure you can take responsibility?"


    Xu Shan competed for 200 yuan: "I''m in charge!"


    Zhou Xingxing looked back and said, "you can''t bear this responsibility!"


    Xu Shan argued and stuffed the past 200: "I can afford it!"


    Zhou Xingxing said cunningly, "you are responsible!"


    After wearing his hat, a hundred dollar bill was still floating in Zhou Xingxing''s ear, but he ignored it and looked serious. This is the standard Zhou''s comedy. Zhou Xingxing is the only one who can turn embarrassment into others'' embarrassment!


    Worthy of the king of comedy!


    Li Tiezhu has been swinging his head left and right between the two people. He stretched out his head to see the money in the driver''s hand.


    Zhou Xingxing, the driver, put the money into the cap, put on the cap, turned the steering wheel quickly, and the car started.


    Zhou Xingxing also said solemnly: "today, I am very glad that you are so willing to bear people for the general public!"


    Li Tiezhu is at a loss. Can you still do this?


    In fact, this is the most basic film and television language. When Li Chenggong said to increase the money without saying the specific number, transaction method or specific commitment, he must need a lens for giving money. Otherwise, the transaction will not hold in the eyes of the audience.


    Zhou Xingxing knows this very well. He won''t miss the extreme details.


    After loading the money, Zhou Xingxing said, "if something happens, you should be responsible!"


    Li Chenggong: "what can happen?"


    Li Tiezhu: "boss, there are many people in the village..."


    Li Chenggong: "shut up and sit in the back."


    Next, it''s time to transfer the shooting site. We have to move to a village that has already contacted the villagers for shooting.


    The staff are busy.


    Luhani drank the milk tea of the program group and said, "iron pillar! I feel your film is going to be hot!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "why?"


    Tiktok, looking at the trembling voice of Sun Xi Xi, tiktok: "the shooter is shaking. You and star ye are going to get the headlines! It''s hard to think of no fire."


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "yes! I''ve made Zhou Xingxing the headlines again. He''s so lucky."


    Luhani: "

 Chapter 582

    Although he joined the crew on the first day, Zhou Xingxing was not unfamiliar at all. He easily directed all departments and actors around. It seemed busy but orderly. His efficiency was much higher than that of Li Tiezhu.


    In addition to Xingye''s own experience and ability, the main reason is that the crew structure and working mode of "people in the embarrassing way" are almost the simplified version of the crew of "Kung Fu", and the working process and operation mode are completely copied.


    Because Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi had only made a TV play like soldier assault before and had many problems, they chose to copy their homework.


    When Li Tiezhu went to shoot Kung Fu, he was stealing teachers, while Hong Dabao and Zhou Xingxing stopped to teach him from time to time for fear that he wouldn''t learn.


    It is precisely because of this that Xingye can be so seamlessly connected in this crew. In addition, he also helps to smooth out the problematic links during the filming interval, so as to make the whole crew more compact and efficient.


    At the beginning, everyone was still reading jokes and thought that Xingye came to punish Li Tiezhu. He stopped laughing at the back.


    Obviously, Xingye came to teach Li Tiezhu.


    "This panorama should be well designed, okay? Its significance is not to transition the plot, but to explain the environment faced by the protagonists next."


    "Ah..."


    "The long view is a bus, and the close view is a tea garden and tea farmers, right? What about the characteristics?"


    "What features?"


    "Alas! Go away. Sun Xixi, what''s interesting about the picture? It''s peaceful? You know Ping. Don''t try to change it? Who, go to the village and find a four or five-year-old child to pee here."


    "Is it too violent?"


    "Well, the child peed, and then the car hit someone. In the sound of the brake, the child''s urine stopped suddenly. After Li Tiezhu got out the grandma''s Jujube pit, the child continued to pee."


    "Pee for so long?"


    "You care so much, comedy, understand? How can there be so much realistic logic?"


    "Won''t it fail?"


    "Shoot it first! Besides, borrow a seat to shoot it. Do you think the child really has so much urine? How good is his kidney?"


    However, Li Tiezhu''s understanding is extremely limited and he hasn''t learned much at all.


    Zhou Xingxing was not angry either, because he had already expected it, so he often told sun Xixi, the photography director and deputy director, that although this guy looks obscene, he has excellent professional ability and is very smart.


    He has made it clear that sun Xixi has basically been tied to Li Tiezhu''s chariot in his life. They are in collusion. Er... Fit baby?


    Anyway, sun Xixi has the ability but no capital and no creativity. Li Tiezhu has ideas and resources, but he is a fool. If they cooperate, they will be mutually beneficial and win-win, and if they lose both.


    After shooting the children in the tea garden, Zhou Xingxing took the crew to the village and took the picture of the village head dragging the old woman across the road.


    Sun Xixi and Li Tiezhu were watched by Zhou Xingxing.


    In the distance, Luhani was lying on the brick wall in the countryside and was forced to do business and sign for Liu Xiaohua. She brought hundreds of Luhani posters and was ready to go back to sell big money after getting the signature.


    Since the failure of the tiktok, she has received fewer advertisements and has been doing the reselling of her signature.


    When his hands were soft, Luhani said, "sister, can I have a rest?"


    Liu Xiaohua handed the spicy strips to the fat deer and said, "eat, I''ll come!"


    Then, Liu Xiaohua picked up the signature brush to brush and work. Not to mention, the Luhani signature she copied still has some charm.


    Luhani was very touched: "do children now work so hard to make money? Then what excuse do I have not to work hard?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "my mother has a second child. I want to lay a solid economic foundation for running away from home again."


    On the other side, Xu Shanzheng handed Tao Hong a cup of coffee from the program group and said, "Li Tiezhu has a good life!"


    Tao Hong shook her head: "there is only hatred for no reason in the world, and there is no love for no reason. There must be a reason why the leaders of the whole Xiangjiang circle spoil Li Tiezhu so much. Before shooting, Yuan Pinghe, Hong Dabao and Wu Jing called to ask me if I need martial arts guidance. Who in general has such treatment?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "it seems that the prospect of this film is good. How about the arrangement of the sequel?"


    Tao Hong: "of course! Let''s not say at the box office. After all, next year''s Spring Festival is too terrible, but at least the film won''t have a bad reputation and is worth a sequel."


    Xu Shanzheng: "however, Li Tiezhu said that the sequel would be shot in Thailand. I''m afraid the cost is not low..."


    Tao Hong: "look at the box office of this play! Zhou Xingxing has spelled it like this. If the box office can''t rise, it''s our problem."


    "Shouldn''t it be worse than heart flower road release?"


    Xu Shan competes with Alexander. This is the first time he has mainly invested in a film. Although money is not the largest investment, it accounts for the highest proportion. It is inevitable to worry about gain and loss.


    "Hey, that bald head! Come and shoot the film. The crew opened your house? Half of the film? Lose your sister!"


    Zhou Xingxing roared.


    "Come, come, sorry, director..."


    "I''m not a director!"


    "Yes... I''m sorry, Xingye."


    Xu Shanzheng repeatedly bowed down and ran over. He didn''t dare to explain. The crew was really opened by my family. I opened it with Li Tiezhu. Moreover, the producer was my daughter-in-law.


    "Don''t you just want to steal money? Five hundred!"


    "Not enough? How about a thousand?"


    "Hello! Twelve?"


    "It''s killing people! Don''t come here soon..."


    Soon, the villagers surrounded the bus with all kinds of farm tools. Li Chenggong was so frightened that he grabbed Niu Geng''s pan and hid in the bus. Zhou Xingxing, the driver, also closed the door, pulled money out of his hat and threw it back to Li Chenggong.


    Niu Geng was pushed out of the car and the door was closed. He looked at a loss.


    The villagers beat and scolded around the car.


    Niu Geng walked around the car without any sense of disobedience among the villagers. Someone handed him a hoe, pushed him and asked him to help smash the car. Niu Geng took the hoe to the front of the car, put the hoe down and began to warm up.


    Zhou Xingxing added the detail of handing over the hoe to reflect the reason why Niu Geng can get around the front of the car smoothly - the villagers regard him as their own.


    Next, Niu Geng began to show a strange warm-up action next to the car with his bag on his back.


    There is a haystack next to brother. A yellow cow is eating grass. It looks at the warm-up exercise of Niu Geng close at hand. It doesn''t eat grass anymore. It turns and takes its ass to Niu Geng.


    Niu Geng Bai glanced at the cow and went to the front of the car to press his leg.


    Then Niu Geng hugged her and began to shake, and soon squeezed out the jujube stone.


    When the old woman "came alive", the villagers did not surround the car. They helped the old woman to go one after another, and the road got out of the way.


    On the bus, Zhou Xingxing, the driver, grabbed the money he had just left, put it back in his hat and began to turn the car key to ignite.


    Li Chenggong looked at the driver nervously.


    "How''s it going? Can you go?"


    "This time, ah, it''s a big fall. It''s completely stalled and can''t go."


    "What about that?"


    "Don''t you see I''m going to call? Let the company send a car."


    "When will it arrive?"


    "As soon as possible, I''m afraid I have to go tomorrow."


    Zhou Xingxing bounced ashes in his left hand and a mobile phone in his right hand. He stretched out his super long tongue to dial the phone. The old Xingye''s tongue was too flexible.


    Doodle doodle


    Li Chenggong straightened his eyes, frowned into Sichuan characters, and looked at Li Tiezhu drinking milk.


    You''re going to distract me.


    Although Zhou Xingxing had it in previous movies, the mobile phone was still a physical button at that time!


    "Card! Go and see the effect."


    There was nothing about Li Tiezhu in the play. He watched Zhou Xingxing perform under the car, and then showed an expression of worship:


    "Lying trough! Xingye is Xingye. I''m convinced that this wave of tongue dials the phone!"


    Luhani smiled foolishly: "I''m NIMA... The star Lord is the most shocking existence everywhere! Take Xu Shan''s play for teacher every minute."


    Li Tiezhu: "there''s no way. As long as he''s in the picture, no matter what he does, he''s a C-bit... Not to mention such a coquettish operation?"


    Even, Li Tiezhu can predict that when this clip is broadcast, the audience in the cinema will laugh, which will definitely make them remember a picture for life.


    No matter whether the driver played by Zhou Xingxing is qualified or not, this plot alone can raise the gimmick of "people in an embarrassing way"!


    Be sure to cut this scene into the trailer. The cliff is irresistible!


    That''s it!


    Then, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and called out the call interface. He also stuck out his tongue and tried. It didn''t sound at all.


    Why?


    Just now, Zhou Xingxing didn''t use dubbing, but really pressed the number button, so he would give out the beep of normal dialing.


    Luhani also silently took out his mobile phone, stretched out his tongue and began to lick the screen. There was no response.


    Li Tiezhu looked around and found that several staff members were doing the same, holding their mobile phones and sticking out their tongues.


    Xu Shan, who was watching the quick cutting effect with Zhou Xingxing, also quietly took out his mobile phone, turned his back and licked it twice. Obviously, he didn''t respond, so he looked at Zhou Xingxing strangely.


    Zhou Xingxing smiled mysteriously with an expert style: "want to learn? I''ll teach you!"


    Xu Shan is a little embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu, Luhani and others quickly leaned over.


    Zhou Xingxing: "in fact, it''s very simple. First clean the saliva on the tongue, regenerate the tongue, lick the chin, lick the tip of the nose, wipe it dry completely, and you can press it. Like this!"


    Said, Zhou Xingxing also covered up in public. His tongue is really long.


    Sao or you are more Sao!


    In terms of coquettish spirit, no one in the world can do better than Xingye.


    In the comedy world, the star is the father and the God forever!


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Everyone said he was speechless because no one could lick the tip of his nose except him.


    Then learn a fart!


    In fact, it''s OK to rub your back, but it''s not so coquettish.


    It''s very crazy. A group of people from the whole crew are licking their mobile phones, and several guest stars and busy villagers are also trying.


    Luhani whispered, "the star is not human! Whose tongue can be so long?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak. He thought of the cat. She could do it, too.


    When Xingye looked at the edited sample film, he laughed and others were overjoyed. Mainly, Xingye, who had just spoken seriously, licked the screen when he didn''t say a word. His expression was arrogant and his sense of joy was too full.


    "Card! This one has passed. Let''s stop here today! Where''s your street director? Li Tiezhu, don''t lick it. Come here."


    Xingye clapped his hands.

 Chapter 583

    Li Tiezhu drilled in front of Zhou Xingxing, stood deftly and wiped the mobile phone screen on his body. It was full of saliva.


    Zhou Xingxing: "let''s shoot here first today. Let''s have dinner."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the sky. It was only five o''clock and said, "don''t shoot for a while? Maybe you can finish the play here."


    Zhou Xingxing: "the shooting is finished, but you dare to use it? The light is dark, and the later adjustment can''t be adjusted back. The details determine the success or failure. Come back tomorrow afternoon, not in the morning. The light angle in the morning is different. After you shoot it, the audience can''t see it, but the feeling is wrong. Do you understand?"


    Li Tiezhu had to nod.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "it''s still early. If you have dinner early, you can shoot the play in the hotel at night."


    Li Tiezhu also thought about Zhou Xingxing''s meal and said, "you don''t have to rush like this?"


    Zhou Xingxing took out the money in his hat and gave it back to Xu Shanzheng. He said, "I think the shooting time of your play is expected to be one month. In fact, such a simple plot has no big scenes and special effects. Half a month is enough. You''re wasting money."


    Hearing that he could save money, Li Tiezhu immediately agreed: "OK! I''ll ask the prop group to prepare the room immediately."


    After paying the villagers, the better, they will continue to film tomorrow afternoon, and the crew will begin to evacuate.


    Back in the town, we had dinner, the group performers went to rest, and the staff continued to be busy. We were going to finish shooting the play in the hotel tonight. This is Zhou Xingxing''s temporary notice. We don''t dare to be lazy. After all, Zhou Xingxing is too cruel.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu took everyone back to the hotel, then rested and went to shoot when it was completely dark.


    Liu Xiaohua led Zhou Xingxing and Luhani to play a black game. Li Tiezhu went back to the room alone to see the script and sub mirror. What he saw was this section taken today. He wanted to see what Zhou Xingxing had changed and why he had changed it. He thought it over carefully.


    This is the reason why stupid birds fly first. Although they probably don''t understand it, what if they figure it out?


    After reading, Li Tiezhu didn''t know the point, which was expected.


    So he began to change the script. He changed the scene of the last fight with Xu Shan, because he promised to advertise Zhou Xingxing''s Kung Fu, but he didn''t think about it. Now Li Tiezhu decided to put the end of the film.


    Finally, Li Chenggong asked Niu Geng, "I wish you money and go back to open a scallion cake shop. Happy New Year!"


    Niu Geng: "Hey! I''ll take my mother to the movies first. I''ve bought all the tickets."


    "Let me see... Kung Fu?"


    "I heard that the leading actor is handsome. I''ll see who is more handsome than me."


    "Of course you are more handsome."


    "I think so, too. Happy new year, boss! Let''s go!"


    Let''s change it for the time being. Show it to them at that time. If not, adjust it again. Li Tiezhu feels quite good about himself, because he likes his own lines and who is more handsome than himself.


    Dong Dong Dong


    Before long, the door was knocked.


    "Please come in."


    "Yo ~ I thought you were making up for sleep. You''re not tired after taking the child for two days?"


    "How can you be tired with children? Eh? Rabbit, why are you here? Aren''t you recording" happy camp "in Changsha?"


    Zhao Liya kicked her suitcase and dumped her backpack and sat by the bed: "after recording, she came over."


    Li Tiezhu closed the tablet and sat down with the bench: "how''s the recording? Haven''t you been bullied? I asked Mr. He to take care of you."


    Zhao Liya had a small chest: "who dares to bully me? My grandfather scolded him to death!"


    "That''s true."


    "Where do you look?"


    "You''re going to stand up by yourself. Blame me?"


    "Bah! Why are you so shameless?"


    "What''s the face between us?"


    "You... Don''t drive. I heard you''re filming sex tonight?"


    "Ah?"


    "I just met aunt Tao Hong downstairs. She said it''s true to shoot your bed play with teacher Shan tonight?"


    "Yes, Zhou Xingxing said to save time."


    "Fortunately, I came, otherwise, no one will guard you this bromance! I''ll tell you, this is the best part of the play, but it must be shot and exploded! You are all a bunch of straight men, who don''t understand that feeling at all."


    "Don''t you! The play is probably directed by the star master. I don''t dare to make comments. Don''t talk."


    "No! With my intelligence, I can certainly let the star master accept my reasonable suggestions. Don''t worry, hee hee..."


    "Don''t laugh like that. They say you look retarded when you laugh like that."


    "I have a black belly... Hands! Go away, ah!"


    "Go on, hee hee."


    "Hey, you head, don''t, don''t..."


    The rabbit hit his face red. How did he get started? Necrosis! She wanted to struggle, but her body was so soft, like noodles, that she couldn''t exert her strength at all.


    Li Tiezhu rubbed the dough and said, "how are the two new songs I wrote for you?"


    The rabbit smashed and gently pinched: "brother Meng is looking for someone to arrange music. Come on, the door is unlocked... Ah! Go and lock the door. Oh ~"


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t worry, I''m the director. No one will rush into my room."


    Rabbit smash: "I''ll shoot later. Let me go..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I just help you. I''m fine myself."


    Creak¡ª¡ª


    Liu Xiaohua pushed the door in with a bag of spicy strips: "brother, eat spicy... Ah, bye!"


    Bang!


    The door closed again.


    The rabbit hit his face red and pushed away Li Tiezhu: "are you dead? I''m so bored!"


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu''s hand was in her clothes and didn''t expose anything to play mosaic.


    Li Tiezhu was also quite embarrassed and said, "she... Children are not sensible. Others won''t be like this. Let''s continue."


    "Stop, I can''t, um..."


    "Don''t worry, there''s no second time."


    Creak¡ª¡ª


    Or Liu Xiaohua: "you''re immoral! I''ll tell my sister-in-law."


    Li Tiezhu: "get out!"


    Liu Xiaohua closed the door again.


    The rabbit hit and begged, "please, go and lock the door."


    Li Tiezhu continued to pinch and said, "I don''t believe it, but one can be two or three, unless there is something wrong with Liu Xiaohua''s brain."


    Rabbit smash: "then be gentle..."


    Creak¡ª¡ª


    Still Liu Xiaohua: "Hey, I''m just trying. Why don''t you lock the door? Pervert!"


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed: "are you special..."


    Zhao Liya died directly: "


    Liu Xiaohua left again.


    Li Tiezhu''s hand shrank back, looked at Zhao Liya speechless, and then shook their heads. They were not afraid of anything, but felt too embarrassed to be caught.


    Then, Li Tiezhu hugged Zhao Liya in his arms and comforted her: "it''s okay, it''s okay, I''ll educate Liu Xiaohua. My family, no problem."


    Zhao Liya: "uh huh..."


    Creak¡ª¡ª


    Still Liu Xiaohua, she saw the two people holding together. Eh, she made a noise, so she closed the door and locked it, click, click, click, and then she opened the door again and left:


    "Well, the lock is not broken, so it''s really abnormal..."


    Zhao Liya: "Mom! Let you leave the door unlocked."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll lock it now?"


    With that, Li Tiezhu immediately went to lock the door. Before he left, he heard the sound of screwing the door handle outside.


    Zhao Liya was stunned: "??"


    Li Tiezhu asked tentatively, "Liu Xiaohua?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "Oh! It''s locked. There''s a problem, bah! Pervert... I want to call the police!"


    Now, Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya completely lost the atmosphere. They opened the door and went downstairs to buy snacks.


    On the other hand, Liu Xiaohua finished calling the police. He had sent the matter to songzhu''er in writing.


    After a while, songzhuer returned to Liu Xiaohua and said, "Oh."


    oh


    That''s it?


    Then songzhuer came another message: "you should keep your mouth shut and don''t say it when you go home."


    Hiss¡ª¡ª


    Liu Xiaohua seems to suddenly realize something! I heard that Zhao Liya and her sister-in-law made a guest appearance last time


    Do you?


    Oh, oh


    Si Guoyi Si Le!


    Oh, my dear silly brother, did you open the new universe? My lost emperor! The world is crazy!


    Sister goose!


    That is, Liu Xiaohua, a small and transparent marginal figure in the entertainment circle, will be as surprised as discovering the new world. But all the well-informed artists have heard about it. Although they don''t know Zhao Liya, they also vaguely know that songzhu''er is a strange woman.


    "Are you still playing?"


    Zhou Xingxing holds her mobile phone and asks Liu Xiaohua how she went to send a spicy strip?


    Liu Xiaohua suddenly sighed: "men are big pig hooves!"


    Zhou Xingxing suddenly became nervous: "me, what''s the matter with me?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "not you."


    Zhou Xingxing was more nervous: "are you in love? I told you that you are too young to grasp..."


    Downstairs, in the hotel lobby, Li Tiezhu, Zhao Liya, Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong were eating melon seeds together.


    Zhao Liya peddles her basic love theory to Tao Hong and gets crazy praise from her old aunt. Xu Shanzheng still wants to refute it. Tao Hong slaps her into a silent mode and can only shut up with Li Tiezhu.


    Tiktok began to brush her voice and quickly went to the new video of "the people in embarrassed" drama group, which is the picture of today''s tyrant Zhou Xingxing guided drama. Finally, he attached the shot of Zhou Xingxing''s tongue calling Zhou Xingxing.


    The copywriter said: when the supreme director visited the crew of "people in the embarrassing way", everyone became clever primary school students.


    This video has been released for half an hour, and the playback volume has exceeded tens of millions. The praise is also extremely high, mainly because of Zhou Xingxing''s supreme popularity.


    So "people in the embarrassing way" became popular before it was broadcast!


    The video review area is hot:


    "Wow! Did Li Tiezhu hang up? Did the star guide him?"


    "Isn''t it said on the Internet that Xingye doesn''t like Li Tiezhu?"


    "Would you like him to play the leading role in Kung Fu? Would you like him to be a guest in" I''m a singer "? Would you like to make a special trip to give him a guest role in the film and direct the play? I want this kind of dislike!"


    "Sleeping slot! Xingye should play a guest driver? Why should Li Tiezhu?"


    "People in the embarrassing way" must be seen! "


    "Is the supreme director OK?"


    "Just call Xingye''s tongue, you must support a wave!"


    "The star master is always so superb..."


    "Oh, my God!"


    "Why can''t my tongue press the touch screen?"


    "I really don''t have to say the popularity of my serious brother."


    "All the people are ready to make a movie!"


    "The box office of this film is expected to explode! As long as the plot doesn''t collapse, it will definitely catch fire."

 Chapter 584

    "Burst? I think your head will burst!"


    Li Tiezhu is seriously opposed to Zhao Liya''s basic intelligence strategy. As an iron straight man who just wants to pile and never fencing, he can''t accept the spicy design anyway.


    Zhao Liya smiled and didn''t argue. Anyway, she had some ways to affect the process.


    It was Tao Hong who strangely encouraged Xu Shan to argue: "I think it''s very good. Alas, Ya Ya is right. This section will definitely explode after shooting!"


    Xu Shan refused with a face of contention.


    Zhao Liya said, "the girl is cute."


    Xu Shan struggles for embarrassment and looks at Li Tiezhu, as if to say that there is something wrong with your girl?


    Li Tiezhu''s old face is red: "Ya Ya! You go back to school early tomorrow, every day is not formal, I think you are idle."


    Zhao Liya said, "I''m not idle. The company delayed my new album because I received a new music creation program. In this way, some songs I wrote earlier can be taken as new songs in the new program. Anyway, they haven''t been released. No one knows I wrote them in advance."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "what kind of creative programs? Why didn''t I know there were such programs? Aren''t you cheating?"


    Zhao Liya: "it''s called the rule of rational use! I told you it''s a new program from Yangma''s house. Isn''t it powerful? It''s called" good Chinese songs ". Each issue has to sing its own original songs. Speaking, this program is quite suitable for me."


    Li Tiezhu: "also suitable for me."


    Zhao Liya quickly waved her hand: "no, no, no, you''re not suitable. Are you still playing when you go? Give you the championship trophy in advance."


    Xu Shanzheng also said with a smile, "that''s right. Don''t you force yourself to count? It''s almost the same to be a judge."


    Li Tiezhu was a little melancholy: "speaking of it, I haven''t released an album for a year. I feel a little lazy... If only there was a program that could let me write songs and save albums while making money!"


    Zhao Liya skimmed her lips: "it''s all superstars going to Grammy. They''re going to compete with a group of newcomers. What''s more shameless?"


    Tao Hong looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "really?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "lying in the trough! Take it!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled modestly: "I''ve contacted me and said that I''m likely to be nominated for the best foreign language album. I haven''t decided whether to go or not. At the end of the year, I''m busy with school exams and film publicity. I''m also busy with Kung Fu and people in embarrassment. Brother Wu Jingge asked me to go to wandering earth. Alas! How can I have time to go to America? Besides, air tickets are very expensive."


    Xu Shanzheng put up his middle finger directly to Li Tiezhu and was loaded by the dog again!


    ¡­¡­


    Kyoto, in a small conference room in the CCTV building.


    On the big screen is the mobile phone projection screen, in which a singer''s bar singing clip is playing. After playing a small half, the pause button is pressed.


    "This can be invited, but to be honest, the level is limited, very limited."


    The greasy man with a horsetail told others that his round body was almost stuck in the chair. Because he was born without a long neck, he was a bit like a turtle.


    A leader like man said, "it''s not just him who can attract, but who can''t write a good song. It''s our new program! If we can''t write a good song on CCTV, we won''t hit ourselves in the face? Let''s brainstorm. Who else knows talented young people? Brother le!"


    Liu Le shook his hair: "I don''t have it here. Ask others. Don''t have taboos. Just recommend it! You see, old Zhao is very good. His granddaughter can also recommend it. Talent can''t deceive people."


    The white haired Zhao Tianhua drank a mouthful of strong tea: "in fact..."


    Liu le and others looked at the old man one after another. We all know that the old man has an idea again.


    In fact, although Zhao Tianhua is one round older than several singers who are judges, he has the highest understanding of new singers. After all, music critics must know themselves and their opponents before they can spray reasonably.


    This meeting is the fourth meeting of the core members of the program group of "Chinese good songs". The competition system, rules and promotion have been solved several times, but the problem of players has not been completely solved.


    Present at the meeting were not only CCTV leaders and program group directors, but also Zhao Tianhua, a special critic of the program, and four tutors, Liu Le, Cai ya, Tao Jiji and Yang Kewen.


    Zhao tianbang stopped talking. He is the first old hooligan in the industry.


    The other four mentors are old singers who have been famous for a long time and have a lot of good works. Their lineup is no weaker than super good business. Of course, before the bribery incident broke out, the program was also called "super good voice".


    Zhao Tianhua vomited tea: "bah... In fact, I have a very powerful young genius here, but I hesitated for a long time and thought of him when I nominated my little granddaughter... Think about it and forget it."


    Liu Le''s appetite was aroused: "who? If there are good ones, just pull them. They must explode in the first season."


    Zhao Tianhua: "hee hee... I''m afraid he''ll blow you to death. Forget it. Don''t discuss it."


    Liu Le: "what explodes?"


    Zhao Tianhua: tiktok: you young people are not active at all. I suggest that we not make a full circle of the tiktok, a wave of folk music, and some of the songs on the jitter are good. I have been concerned about several...


    Liu Le: "who did you just say was that day?"


    Zhao Tianhua: "tiktok, who threw you back, I''ll connect you, I''ll show you some of the jester singers."


    Liu Le: "who is it?"


    Zhao Tianhua: "you''re only in your 40s? You can''t use smart phones? Come on, give it to me. Won''t you withdraw? Look at my mobile phone. These are the young people I pay attention to..."


    Although Zhao Tianhua was over 70, he was quick to tiktok the smart device and put it on the big screen and opened the jitter.


    He has brought out a few video of the singer, showing everyone tiktok, "the gift of the naked eye, right? Just a few of them are not professional origin, so many songs are written in question, but I feel they need the program most."


    Tiktok: "yes! Let''s play a jitter. How about some good singers before the race?"


    The rest of the group nodded tiktok. Indeed, the jitter can bring players not only, but also traffic.


    Tiktok embarrassed Zhao Tianhua''s video. When he was about to quit, the video was pushed by a jitter. It was Zhou Xingxing''s video of rushing to do the director''s work in the "embarrassing journey".


    The leader was amused: "this boy also has today? Ha ha!"


    Liu Le: "who?"


    The leader pointed to Li Tiezhu with constipation on his face on the screen and said, "this deflated calf! CCTV personally protects the growing seedlings. It has become more and more popular in the past two years."


    Yang Ke asked, "he''s really lucky! Sister Han Hong and Chen Yisen are escorting him in singing, and Zhou Xingxing and Xu Shan are fighting for support in filming. It''s hard to be popular."


    Zhao Tianhua ignored them and returned his mobile phone, and the video was broken.


    Liu Le suddenly patted Tao Jiji''s thigh and said, "yes! How can we forget him? Creative singer, how can we lose Li Tiezhu?"


    Tao Ji grinned and rubbed his legs: "hiss ha... Yes! He would be perfect."


    Zhao Tianhua: "hee hee..."


    Yang Ke asked Zhao Tianhua, "teacher, what''s the matter?"


    Zhao Tianhua glanced at several people playfully: "Aren''t you afraid of being killed by him? I just said that he will cause psychological trauma to other players when he comes? Anyway, my granddaughter has a psychological shadow on him. How many newcomers do you think can compare their creative ability with Li Tiezhu? To put it another way, do you think there can be more than three creative singers with his strength in the country? Including you."


    That''s heartbreaking.


    Even Tao Ji, which is famous for his creative ability, is a little empty. His good friend Yan Bing was trampled on by Li Tiezhu last year!


    Staying in the Bay, singer Cai Ya has been soaking in the well all year round. In recent years, she has been busy giving birth to children. She is not familiar with the mainland music world. She asked, "is Li Tiezhu very popular?"


    Several people looked at Cai Ya with strange expressions. Is this the judge we invited?


    Cai Ya found that the atmosphere was not right. She quickly looked down and checked her mobile phone. Good guy! It turned out that such a monster had sprung up in the mainland in the past two years!


    Finally, after thinking for a long time, the leader said, "in the first quarter, we must set up the brand. Let''s call Li Tiezhu."


    Liu Le nodded: "that''s right! After all, we''re not a plain person program."


    Zhao Tianhua said, "it''s OK to invite him, but I suggest being cruel to him in the rules, otherwise it''s unfair to others."


    Liu Le: "what can I do?"


    Zhao Tianhua took a sip of tea: "hee hee... We do this..."


    Liu Le''s eyes heard straight: "will it be too cruel?"


    Tao Jiji: "I think it''s fun!"


    Leader: "let''s do it. After all, he is Li Tiezhu! The audience likes to see Li Tiezhu eat flat. This rule can be. Who will call him and invite him?"


    Liu Le said, "I''ll come. I remember Han Hong forced me to leave his phone at the Spring Festival Gala last year."


    After a while, Liu Le found Li Tiezhu''s phone. After dialing, he put his mobile phone on the conference table and pressed the hands-free key.


    "Hello? Which one?"


    "I''m Liu le. Don''t you have any notes?"


    "Who is Liu Le?"


    "Are you Li Tiezhu?"


    "It''s me. I don''t buy insurance or manage money."


    "I''m Liu Le who sings."


    A female voice nearby said, "it''s Liu Le who has no neck."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Liu Bo... Hello, Miss Liu!


    Liu Le can''t hang up. He knew he wouldn''t turn on hands-free.


    Zhao Tianhua frowns, ya ya?


    Liu Le: "Li Tiezhu, now I have a meeting on CCTV. We want to do a new music creation program. I want to invite you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "is it the Chinese good song against Bo?"


    "Yes, how do you know?"


    "Ya Ya just told me, do you want me to be a mentor? What price?"


    "Price... What mentor? Let you compete and be a player!"


    "Ah..."


    Liu Le waited to hear Li Tiezhu''s reply. He looked at others and found that it seemed a little hanging. Does Li Tiezhu still want to be a mentor? Does he really want to refuse Yang Ma?


    There was a murmuring voice on the phone, like a man and a woman discussing.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu said, "I can come. Specifically, let the program team contact our company. Thank you, Mr. Bo."


    "You''re welcome. That''s the deal?"


    "It''s a deal."


    After hanging up, Liu Le thought about it and added to his mobile phone, "my name is Liu Le!"

 Chapter 585

    Here, after Li Tiezhu hung up the phone, he looked at Zhao Liya.


    Xu Shanzheng smiled: "Wow, Kaka, Kaka... This fool really wants to be a mentor. He''s only 20 years old! What do you think..."


    Tao Hong asked, "is it appropriate for you to go to China''s good songs?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again: "it''s suitable, very suitable, you can make money, and you can have time to make a new album. It''s very suitable."


    Tao Hong threw her head straight. Everyone outside her circle thought it was a little too much.


    Zhao Liya said, "it''s ridiculous!"


    Li Tiezhu: "when will the program start recording?"


    Zhao Liya: "there are more than 20 days left? It''s said to be broadcast before the Spring Festival."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s just right. I just finished making the film. It''s just right!"


    At this time, sun Xixi called. The props and equipment have been arranged and can start shooting.


    Zhou Xingxing went downstairs and took the actors to the shooting place to make up and prepare.


    The first thing to start shooting was that after Li Chenggong was transported back to Jiangkou by bus, he met Niu Geng who was cheated out of money on the roadside again.


    This has a fault with the play in the afternoon, so it is required that the emotions between the two leading actors should be changed in place.


    Zhou Xingxing talked with Xu Shanzheng and Li Tiezhu, and then started shooting.


    Li Chenggong first walked past Niu Geng on the roadside, then stopped softhearted and dragged the box back to Niu Geng.


    Niu Geng looked at Li Chenggong foolishly.


    After seeing Niu Geng for a long time, Li Chenggong asked, "how much did you give?"


    Niu Geng''s eyes avoided: "all of them have been given."


    Li Chenggong: "did someone send it back to you?"


    Niu Geng lowered his stupid head.


    Li Chenggong: "Alas? Don''t you look at people? Talk to you!"


    Niu Geng: "didn''t you go? Why did you come back?"


    Li Chenggong said proudly, "can you manage it?"


    Niu Geng fought back with dead fish eyes.


    "Card!"


    Zhou Xingxing stopped this shooting.


    Xu Shanzheng and Li Tiezhu are a little nervous. Because of this play, they have been shooting back and forth several times, and they can''t pass each time. Zhou Xingxing said that the mood between them is not in place, and Zhao Liya said that the emotional fetters of both sides are not strong enough.


    Zhou Xingxing showed a satisfied smile: "this time is good, too! Remember to keep your mood. You scold him, dislike him but like him. You are guilty, you love money, but you are also worried about her..."


    At the same time, Li Tiezhu and Xu Shanzheng showed blank eyes.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "who will translate it?"


    Zhao Liya jumped over: "At this stage, you have just experienced your first disagreement and conflict. It seems that the emotional line has reached a low point, but in fact, you have secretly developed feelings with each other. A seed called love has broken the ground and sprouted! Especially Li Chenggong, after the initial dislike and contempt, you know Niu Geng for the first time. He has the innocence and virtue you lack most. You are ashamed of yourself , he secretly moved his heart to him... "


    Xu Shanzheng: "stop! Xingye, you''d better say it."


    Li Tiezhu: "vomit ~"


    Zhou Xingxing: "I think LIA said it well and analyzed it thoroughly. Besides, after tonight''s sex play, you will become really close. This is a process of change. In the process of performance, you should pay attention to the emotional change and progress!"


    Zhao Liya: "especially Li Chenggong, who obviously likes Niu Geng, but pretends to hate that sense of pride."


    Zhou Xingxing nodded again and again: "right! Well said!"


    Li Tiezhu explained: "however, the script I wrote, where is the emotional play? It''s still men and men..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "no, you have to talk."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Zhou Xingxing did not stop: "what the audience wants is such a feeling! There is a shooting technique called misleading, misleading, you know? Give an obviously wrong information, the audience knows it is false, but the false one is more interesting, and they will like it. Forget it, you two have a deep look at each other and practice."


    Xu Shanzheng: "no, Xingye?"


    Li Tiezhu was obedient. Geng stood in front of Xu Shanzheng with his neck and stared at Xu Shanzheng with a pair of dead fish eyes.


    Xu Shanzheng: "Pooh... No! He''s poisonous!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m very serious."


    Zhou Xingxing: "forget it! The mud can''t hold up the wall. Go on. Come on, get ready for the next paragraph."


    I can''t tell why. Zhao Liya just said a word or two occasionally. Zhou Xingxing heard it and immediately cited it as a confidant. Then she began to be biased by Zhao Liya''s corrupt words.


    Xu Shanzheng and Li Tiezhu can ignore Zhao Liya, but they can''t beat Zhou Xingxing.


    Li Tiezhu privately said to Xu Shanzheng, "bear it, this man can''t afford it! It''s a big deal. When he''s gone, let''s remake this paragraph."


    Xu Shan nodded: "yes! It''s still your brain that doesn''t work well. After the broadcast, Xingye found that this paragraph has changed. Don''t kill you? You fool!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s dangerous to roar at you!"


    "Ai Ke Xing!"


    Li Chenggong looked at the poor Niu Geng: "you fool deserve to be cheated, you know?"


    Zhao Liya, hiding behind the monitor, was suddenly crisp and looked at Tao Hong. That''s right. That''s the feeling! Full of affectionate blame! Oh, buy GA!


    Niu Geng turned back and said stubbornly, "I will."


    Li Chenggong: "Hey, you talk back hard!"


    Niu Geng: "it''s good to cheat. Cheating means that no one is sick, and no one is better!"


    Li Chenggong''s eyes touched instantly. He suddenly felt that Niu Geng was more stupid than he thought, but his stupid logic can touch people''s hearts. The "liar" who said his daughter was ill and in urgent need of money cheated him of his money. He still felt good. At least no one was ill and had an operation.


    Therefore, even if there are full of complaints and ridicule, Li Chenggong can''t spread out and can''t bear it.


    Li Chenggong sighed, "Alas! Why did I fall into your hands again?"


    Niu Geng, who had been staring at Li Chenggong, silently moved his eyes away.


    Zhao Liya was so excited that she clenched her fist. Isn''t this better than going to see thunder showers together? It''s a standard romantic drama line! You little fool! Why did I fall into your hands again?


    Li Chenggong nodded, "OK, I''ll invite you to dinner."


    Then Li Chenggong began to look for his wallet: "where''s my wallet? Can''t I?"


    Niu Geng dull Meng: "can''t you lose your wallet?"


    Li Chenggong immediately gave up his attempt to find his wallet: "you said you must have lost it! Let''s go!"


    "Card! This feeling is very good! It''s finally a spark. Keep it, keep it."


    Xingye rubbed his hands happily. Not only don''t you have to be calculated to invite them to dinner tonight, you can also abuse them indefinitely. It''s great to think about it! In particular, Zhao Liya''s idea of a magical little girl is just too appetizing. Everything that makes Li Tiezhu eat flat is a good idea.


    Do you really think I''m a vegetarian? Treat? I never treat!


    Zhao Liya encouraged Li Tiezhu: "come on, Tiezhu! Remember that you are a little cute. He is president ba. He can''t coax you well when you are angry!"


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up! Wait for me to clean you up."


    The following two shots, their backs.


    "Boss, how did you come back?"


    "Don''t ask."


    "Is the road closed ahead?"


    "Shut up!"


    "I have only 80 yuan left in my pocket now. We''ll just open a standard room."


    "Why don''t you sleep at the station and keep your money on your way."


    "Stop talking..."


    Then the crew moved to the hotel to shoot.


    At the bar, the boss looked at Li Chenggong and Niu Geng with strange eyes: "open a room?"


    Li Chenggong: "open one."


    Boss: "do you two men open one?"


    Li Chenggong: "yes! Open one."


    Niu Geng looked sleepy: "hurry up, I''m sleepy."


    Boss: "no, you two men!"


    Li Chenggong: "yes! Open one, hurry up."


    The boss honed haw and photographed a key: "pay attention, it''s a harmonious society now."


    Li Chenggong: "no, how do we affect harmony?"


    Niu Geng took the key, took Li Chenggong''s arm and left. His head was still leaning against Xu Shan''s shoulder: "hurry up, I''m dying."


    The female boss''s face is distorted when she is pounding. Her mouth is open enough to put an egg into her mouth and broad beans into her nostrils.


    The latter paragraph is added by Zhou Xingxing to strengthen and mislead the audience.


    "Card! Very good!"


    Zhou Xingxing praised angrily.


    Zhao Liya and Tao Hong also clapped wildly with the female staff of the crew, but the male staff just frowned and smiled bitterly.


    Then, go to the shabby room of the hotel to shoot.


    After arriving at the room, Li Chenggong thought the bed was small. He went to the bar and found that the boss was gone.


    Niu Geng quickly took off his clothes and went to bed. Then he patted the side of the bed: "boss, sleep here! There''s a big place here."


    Li Chenggong shook his head in disgust and went to wash. After washing back, Xu Shan tried to sleep on the chair. As a result, the chair was broken, and Li Chenggong was tangled.


    Finally, Li Chenggong got into bed.


    "Card!"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled with satisfaction.


    Tao Hong: "good... Ha ha ha!"


    Zhao Liya: "Yeah! I finally sleep in the same bed. I''m excited to think about it!"


    Xu Shanzheng sat up from bed and said, "no, what''s on your mind? Are you so excited?"


    Tao Hong nodded: "of course! It''s exciting."


    Xu Shan is speechless. I''m your husband. Do you like watching me fencing with others in the play?


    After a little rest and adjustment, the most exciting plot is coming.


    First Niu Geng Zhu grabbed the quilt and saw through several meetings. Then Li Chenggong forcibly pulled the quilt over, so... Niu Geng turned over and hugged Xu Shan to sleep.


    In addition, Niu Geng also blew in Li Chenggong''s ear: "hush ~"


    Li Chenggong struggled a few times and continued to sleep.


    At this time, the people behind the monitor became nervous. Zhou Xingxing tightened his fist and clenched his teeth.


    Zhao Liya stamped her feet with excitement. It''s coming, it''s coming


    Tao Hong held back her smile and stared at the monitor.


    The original script of this play was very short, but Zhou Xingxing forcibly lengthened it under the inspiration of Zhao Liya.


    Li Chenggong fell asleep, found something wrong and moved his body.


    The sleeping Niu Geng followed forward.


    Li Chenggong: "hiss..."


    Cu his ass moving forward.


    Niu Geng hugged Li Chenggong''s hand and pushed it up again.


    Li Chenggong seemed to be hurt: "SiHa! SiHa!"


    Then he reached out behind his ass and felt something wrong. Finally, he seemed to touch a familiar and strange thing and jumped out of bed.


    At this moment, Zhou Xingxing, Tao Hong and Zhao Liya showed a satisfied smile at the same time, with the whole starry sky in their eyes.


    Li Chenggong blushed and panicked. He began to shake Niu Geng fiercely: "wake up! Wake up!"


    Niu Geng opened his eyes vaguely.


    Li Chenggong: "are you sick? You don''t wear the inner library when you sleep?"

 Chapter 586

    Niu Geng scratched his head: "I never wear the inner library. It costs money."


    Li Chenggong threw Niu Geng a new one: "put it on! Put it on! What conditions do you have to play and sleep naked..."


    Niu Geng took the inner library and was about to lift the quilt.


    Li Chenggong held it down and said, "wear it covered!"


    Niu Geng retracted into the quilt and went through the inner library. Li Chenggong covered his face with both hands. He didn''t know whether it was shame, anger or fear.


    "Card! This one has passed."


    Zhou Xingxing is very satisfied with their performance. Of course, he is more satisfied with his adjusted details. Hey, I''m happy to see you two so embarrassed. Still want to rub my dinner? Cut! too big for her skin.


    Behind the monitor outside, Tao Hong and Zhao Liya have laughed and angry. It''s so fun.


    Xu Shan was embarrassed, dressed in red, and asked Zhou Xingxing, "Xingye, can this shooting be reliable? Can it pass the trial?"


    Li Tiezhu also covered * *''s chest with a quilt and said, "the head also said to make me a positive energy model. As a result, you asked me to shoot this..."


    Zhou Xingxing said, "what can''t pass the trial? There''s no dew or yellow."


    Xu Shanzheng and Li Tiezhu are speechless. After all, this plot is misleading. There is no problem with their story line.


    No way, I admit it.


    Then the shooting continued, and Zhou Xingxing didn''t act as a demon anymore, because the plot behind was strange enough.


    Strange sounds came from the upstairs room. Li Chenggong was too upset. Niu Geng grinded, snored and farted when he slept. Xu Shan fought to sleep in the quilt. He inhaled perfectly and was furious.


    Then, he decided to find trouble upstairs. After knocking on the door, he found that he was more cruel than him and Niu Geng. Three strong men shared a room and couldn''t afford it. They retreated decisively. As a result, they really went to the wrong room


    This section was shot very smoothly, because Li Tiezhu didn''t need to perform. It was all Li Chenggong''s part. Xu Shan''s acting skills really didn''t have to be said. He handled the feeling of being oppressed, bored, anxious, but extremely embarrassing very well.


    Two hours later, the rape scene was over.


    The couple looked at Li Chenggong, who was wearing a red inner library and trembling with a shoe, on the clothes rack behind the door.


    Li Chenggong''s voice trembled: "I said I went to the wrong room. Do you believe it?"


    "Card! Passed."


    Zhou Xingxing really likes Xu Shanzheng''s performance. It''s really in place.


    Xu Shanzheng quickly put on his thick clothes and asked shivering, "is it OK? Xingye, if not, I''ll have two more."


    Zhou Xingxing nodded: "OK, it''s very good! There are not many actors who can act to such an embarrassing degree. Apart from Fang Bo, you and I, we can''t find the fourth one in China. You''re very good."


    He didn''t talk about it. After today''s shooting, Zhou Xingxing has a deep understanding of Xu Shanzheng''s acting skills. He is a natural comedian, especially good at bad luck and bad roles.


    In addition to Zhou Xingxing, there are only Fang Bo and Xu Shan competing for this role.


    Xu Shan Zheng smiled bitterly: "I''m not acting. I''m myself. When I was with Li Tiezhu, I wasn''t so bad? I remember when I recorded mushroom house, he washed my hair and polished my shoes..."


    Everyone also smiled easily. Li Tiezhu could do such a thing, and Xu Shanzheng and Li Tiezhu in this play are not different from their daily life. They are basically acting in their own colors.


    Li Tiezhu is invisible and cheap. Xu Shanzheng is unlucky.


    The staff were busy tidying up the equipment, and actors such as Li Tiezhu and Xu Shanzheng went to remove their makeup.


    It''s two thirty in the morning. It''s very late.


    When everything is ready, it''s almost three o''clock.


    The star yawned and said, "OK, let''s shoot here today, continue tomorrow, and rest early..."


    Li Tiezhu interrupted, "it''s so late. Are everyone hungry?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "not hungry! I don''t think you are hungry."


    Tao Hong: "we''ve had dinner for six or seven hours, and the staff are tired. Let''s add some food."


    Zhou Xingxing was like a great enemy: "I''m sleepy! I''ll go back and have a rest first."


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK! If you want to sleep, go back and have a rest. If you want to eat, come downstairs with me. We wrapped up a barbecue truck. Everyone opened up to eat and have beer. In addition, we won''t shoot the film tomorrow morning. We''ll sleep in and shoot in the village in the afternoon."


    The staff cheered collectively.


    Zhou Xingxing is unmoved. It must be a trap! It''s definitely a trap! Trying to trick me into paying Zhou? There are no doors.


    So, Zhou Xingxing returned to his room and sent a message to Liu Xiaohua. He didn''t see Liu Xiaohua when filming all night. He guessed that Liu Xiaohua was either resting or playing games with Luhani.


    Liu Xiaohua replied with a voice message in seconds: "what are you going to sleep? Get up! Hi! Luhani and I went to ride a barbecue tricycle back and are barbecue. I''ll roast kidney for you when Lao Zhou comes down."


    Zhou Xinggou said, "did you give me the money?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "my brother should pay. Come down quickly."


    After weighing for a while, Zhou Xingxing lost three coins again. Finally, he put on his coat and hat and strolled down slowly.


    Outside the hotel, in front of a barbecue tricycle with a stall, Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua were barbecue there. Others sat next to the folding tables and chairs in groups, eating kebabs and drinking beer.


    It seems that Li Tiezhu arranged it in advance and asked Liu Xiaohua to get a barbecue car set up by others to add food to the crew.


    Xu Shanzheng and Tao Hong quickly asked Zhou Xingxing to sit down. Luhani poured him a glass of beer.


    Tao Hong can speak: "Xingye, thank you so much this time. We are flattered that you can give us a guest role in this film. I didn''t expect you to guide the play for us."


    Zhou Xingxing was as introverted as ever: "HMM."


    Xu Shan contended: "speaking of it, we are still stained with the light of flowers!"


    Zhou Xingxing explained: "in fact, it''s not. I''ve long agreed to play a guest role for Tiezhu. I just wanted to play him before. It doesn''t have much to do with xiaohua!"


    Xu Shan was stunned. Didn''t Zhou Xingxing always dislike Li Tiezhu before?


    Zhou Xingxing seemed to know his doubts and said, "if I really don''t like him, I''ll invite him to play the No. 1 man in Kung Fu? Just because he''s cheap? What''s much cheaper than him. We''re old, you and Fang Bo are not too young, and he has the most future in the new generation."


    Xu Shanzheng had a drink with Zhou Xingxing: "then we are still a bit like each other. I also like his feeling in front of the camera, and then I took him to the film. He always bullies me. Although he doesn''t mean it, he always hurts me!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "same! He''s stupid."


    Luhani was a little sour: "this is probably a fool''s blessing?"


    At this time, Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua came over with roasted kidney: "yo! Xingye is not sleepy? When it comes to eating kidney, he is not sleepy?"


    Zhou Xingxing: "get out! Jump on the street!"


    Xu Shanzheng also scolded: "shut up!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Uncle Shan Zheng, eat slowly and choke carefully."


    Xu Shanzheng: "cough... Water..."


    Zhou Xingxing looked sympathetically at Xu Shanzheng, whose face was choking red, and showed his trademark embarrassed smile, absolutely! It seems that Xu Shanzheng was really not acting before. He was really hurt by Li Tiezhu''s crow mouth.


    Then Zhou Xingxing mobile phone mobile phone tiktok, or brush, in order to quickly consume the power consumption of the phone.


    Xu Shanzheng, Tao Hong and Luhani looked at each other and took out their mobile phones one after another.


    Luhani: "sleeping trough! It''s not good. I still have 80% of the power. What, I''ll open a hot spot for you. This power consumption is fast..."


    Soon, the mobile phones of all four people in this table were switched off.


    Li Tiezhu took Zhao Liya to propose a toast: "this is Yaya paying for everyone. You guys can find her to guest star in any movie next time."


    Zhou Xingxing: "have you paid?"


    Zhao Liya nodded and said, "yes! The boss of the barbecue stall won''t give us a load of ingredients and seasonings without paying. After we finish eating, he will ride back tomorrow."


    Zhou Xingxing: "


    Li Tiezhu also took out his mobile phone: "well, today, thank the star Lord for guiding us. I sent a big red envelope in the group. Everyone is lucky and hard! Send 5000 yuan and 50 bags. Everyone is lucky."


    The staff immediately cheered again and took out their mobile phones to grab red envelopes.


    Xu Shan struggles to pull her head. Tao Hong can''t cry or laugh, and Luhani covers her face with both hands.


    Zhou Xingxing smiled and applauded: "one word, absolutely!"


    Li Tiezhu sent a red envelope. Before he could afford to rob, he found a pile of unread information in his mobile wechat, mixed with a strange message from Wang Dashao, who didn''t contact much.


    He opened it and felt even more baffled.


    Wang Dashao: "if someone says to you, ''my true face is your father'', how should I get back? After all, you are a professional. Give me a move."


    The news came four hours ago. At that time, Li Tiezhu turned off his cell phone and was still filming.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and didn''t reply to the news, because he was an honest man. Where did he know how to deal with people? Besides, the cause and effect of this matter are not clear. Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to take care of it. The goods, I don''t know when they will be hot again.


    After sitting down and having a barbecue, the crew went back to rest.


    When Li Tiezhu returned to his room, he took out his mobile phone to review Xu Jiazhen''s homework today, and then Zhao Liya came as promised.


    Rabbit smash: "Yo, you''re correcting your homework again? Let me see!"


    There''s no way to hide it, and there''s no need to hide it, because it''s a ghost idea thrown by a rabbit and implemented by pine bamboo.


    After pretending to look at the photos and homework, rabbit smash typed and sent it:


    "Pay attention to the standard of writing and the use of punctuation. The full text should strengthen the embodiment of the central idea."


    Li Tiezhu took a look, his teeth were sour, and he directly crossed off the wechat.


    Everyone was very tired tonight. Li Tiezhu developed the rabbit smash a little and went to sleep.


    The next afternoon, Zhou Xingxing helped guide the play in the village, recorded the Northern Hubei dialect and left with Liu Xiaohua. At the same time, Luhani''s play also went back to Kyoto, and Zhao Liya also went back to school to prepare the Chinese good song.


    The shooting progress of "people in the embarrassing way" has been more than half, and the time has come to the end of November.

 Chapter 587

    On November 22, the western Turkey Festival, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng drove on the road.


    After they ran out of food, they used the remaining four yuan to buy the first prize in the lottery, a van. Thus, the van became their mount to their destination.


    For this plot, Xu Shanzheng said that it was too exaggerated. How could he win the lottery?


    Li Tiezhu can''t refute it. Anyway, the original film given by the system is like this. It''s very interesting, especially when driving behind. It''s just a film anyway.


    Because Xu Shan broke his marinated egg head and didn''t come up with a better idea, he had to play like this.


    At the time of shooting, the state of the two stars was very good. After all, they were baptized by Xingye and poisoned by Zhao Liya. That''s called a full base.


    On the bus, Li Chenggong yawned.


    Niu Geng: "boss, I''ll drive."


    Li Chenggong said seriously, "No."


    Niu Geng: "why?"


    Li Chenggong said a wise saying: "if you open, we will never arrive. I will hold the throat of fate with my own hands."


    "You just don''t believe me?"


    "Yes."


    "Why?"


    Li Chenggong took a look at Niu Geng. Why? Don''t you have a little force in your heart?


    Niu Geng: "look! First, there''s a road ahead. We can''t go wrong. Second, you didn''t sleep well last night and were beaten. I slept well and haven''t been beaten. Third, there''s no third."


    Li Chenggong ignored and continued to yawn.


    Niu Geng was extremely concerned: "you see, it''s not safe for you to drive like this. There will be problems. You didn''t put on your safety cover."


    Li Chenggong looks at Niu Geng.


    Soon, the car pulled over and the two got off to exchange places.


    Niu Geng got into the driver''s seat with joy.


    Li Chenggong came to the co pilot''s seat and fastened his seat belt: "this is called a seat belt! It''s not a condom!"


    Niu Geng Yile: "I know!"


    Then the wiper blows.


    Li Chenggong was flustered: "Hey, hey... Hold it! Can you?"


    Niu Geng: "OK, don''t be nervous. I''ve been driving a tractor for many years. I dragged the cows back from our farm myself. I''m still a little reluctant to leave. I don''t know what the new method is."


    With that, Niu Geng raised his right hand and made a milking move.


    Li Chenggong: "can you loosen the handbrake?"


    After a while, Li Chenggong fell asleep and said he asked Niu Geng to wake him up in ten minutes, but he didn''t


    Li Chenggong''s head bit by bit. Suddenly, he bumped his head against the window and woke up with pain.


    "Si ha..."


    Li Chenggong rubbed his head and opened his eyes. Then he put on his glasses and asked Niu Geng, "how long have I slept?"


    No answer.


    Li Chenggong raised his watch and looked, "I''ve slept for two and a half hours!"


    He rolled down the window and looked outside. The camera came in from the outside. Li Chenggong was looking out of the window, while Niu Geng next to him sat asleep on the main driver and scratched his hand.


    Li Chenggong: "where is this?"


    Niu Geng: "hum, Hulu..."


    Li Chenggong''s expression changed instantly. He turned his head and peed. He hurriedly pushed Niu Geng: "Hey, hey, wake up!"


    "Ah?"


    "Are you asleep?"


    "I didn''t."


    "You snored."


    "I didn''t hear you."


    "Ah!!"


    The car turned over perfectly.


    In the evening, the two men guarded the car, made a fire and got food there.


    "Hey, Niu Geng, you are really a treasure chest. You have everything."


    "Of course."


    "Really make scallion cake? What kind of stuffing do you have?"


    "Spicy beef, Flammulina velutipes..."


    "Do you have seafood?"


    "Yes! Here, do you want to eat scallion cake filled with seafood?"


    "Come on! I didn''t expect Li Chenggong to eat scallion cakes in the wilderness one day. I thought I grabbed the throat of fate. I didn''t expect that I was pulled by fate."


    "Boss, I tell you, I can make scallion cake. Do you have eggs? It''s better to add eggs."


    "Well, it''s so delicious. Now it would be more beautiful if I had another sip of wine."


    "Yes, please wait for me."


    "Really? That''s awesome! Come what you want! Ha ha..."


    "Cup."


    "Dry! I never dreamed that it would be Chinese new year to bake a bonfire with you, eat this scallion oil cake and drink wine in a place where birds don''t shit."


    It''s been seventy minutes since the plot came here.


    According to the routine of the movie script, this is the "soul night" moment, that is, when the protagonist encounters the most painful failure, it seems that there is no chance of winning.


    Usually, in adventure and action movies, the protagonist is almost killed by the villain at this time.


    In the next ten minutes, called "dawn", the protagonist finds the key to victory and opens the Jedi counterattack.


    In Cheng Dalong''s film, he is black and blue. He successfully unlocked a furniture city and began the operation.


    This film is a routine film in a strict sense. Although it is exaggerated and bullshit, each plot is written in strict accordance with the classic theory of movie scripts such as saving the cat.


    In fact, not only movies, animation, TV dramas, etc. are mostly written according to this routine.


    In the last ten minutes of the film, according to the routine, he came to the stage of "hero return". Li Chenggong returned home and got rid of the haze of junior three. Niu Geng got the money and went home to open a scallion cake shop.


    Because the plot of the film is unrestrained, and the structure is incomparably consistent with the classical theory, Xu Shanzheng has repeatedly pressed Li Tiezhu to ask if his studio found a group of people to write the script.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu denies. After all, how can those people in the studio compare with the system?


    Because of the rapid progress, the atmosphere of the crew became more and more relaxed.


    The weather is getting colder and colder, but the atmosphere of the crew of "people in an embarrassing way" is getting higher and higher. They often have dinner and drink together.


    It is also because Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi are not absolutely professional that the atmosphere of the crew is so relaxed, but everyone''s efficiency is terrible. They only shoot almost all the plots in more than 20 days.


    Li Tiezhu, who tasted the sweetness in Hong Dabao, the pheasant father and son and Zhou Xingxing, invited two more dragon tricks. Wu Jing guest starred in the lottery seller, and Nie Yao played the fake boss Li Chenggong found to give Niu Geng money.


    Among them, Wu Jing decided to play a guest role early in the morning, and Nie Yao was cheated by Li Tiezhu.


    With Zhou Xingxing''s on-site guidance and demonstration last time, Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi''s filming ability has also been improved, and their control over quality is stronger, but they are still not as good as those taken by Zhou Xingxing in those two days, but they are not broken.


    After all, not everyone can compare with Xingye.


    On November 28, the last scene of the crew of "people in the embarrassing way" was completed, and the whole play was finished in Changsha.


    Naturally, there was a youth killing banquet, but Li Tiezhu chose to be stingy and didn''t do it. After inviting everyone to have a hot pot, most people scattered.


    Saving is actually aunt Tao Hong''s idea.


    Because Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Shan Ji, Wu Jing and others are too busy to attend the youth killing banquet, we don''t pay so much attention.


    After the green killing banquet, Li Tiezhu stayed in the crew for two days. After the rough cut version came out, he argued with Tao Hong and Xu Shan to confirm that there was no problem, and then left Changsha with Nie Yao to attend an activity in eastern Guangdong.


    The crew will go to Kyoto to complete the final editing, color matching, dubbing, soundtrack, post work and so on.


    At that time, Li Tiezhu will always pay attention in Kyoto. After all, he doesn''t understand editing and later stage, so he can''t help. Whether he is an unprofessional director or not doesn''t affect his daily work.


    East Guangdong is holding the third national competition of "dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms". Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao are invited to participate. Nie Yao is the spokesman and has to participate in many activities. Li Tiezhu is here to sing "chasing dreams and pure child heart" to cheer the players.


    At the beginning of the event, Li Tiezhu sang on the stage, warmed up the atmosphere, and then returned to the guest seat to watch the not wonderful performance.


    "Alas! Last time I sent you a message, why didn''t I get back?"


    Wang Dashao sits next to Li Tiezhu. He is the major shareholder of the game. Moreover, he also organized a team to participate this year.


    After thinking for a long time, Li Tiezhu remembered that he had received a strange wechat from Wang Dashao and said, "I don''t know how to reply. I''m so honest and not good at antagonizing people."


    Wang Dashao expressed his strong desire: "I''ve been chasing her for three years. Why? She doesn''t know how much she loves Party A."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Didn''t you chase lengba at that time?"


    Wang Dashao: "I go to her live studio to reward her every day and create romance for her. Look at the message I sent her. Being led by a person is very annoying, but it can also be very sweet."


    Li Tiezhu: "vomit ~"


    "Look at the message I sent her."


    Li Tiezhu looks at Wang Dashao''s mobile phone:


    "Bao! I''ve taken medicine. What medicine do you take? You''re the most important!"


    "Bao! I went for an infusion. What liquid did I lose? I miss your liquid!"


    Just a few words, Li Tiezhu couldn''t stand it. He directly pushed away Wang Dashao''s dirty mobile phone and hot eyes.


    Miss your liquid?


    Wang Dashao: "how''s it going? Romantic?"


    Li Tiezhu carefully worded and said, "this is not romance, it''s licking the dog!"


    Wang Dashao: "how possible!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Bao! Today I tore a green onion. Guess what it is?"


    Wang Dashao rolled his eyes: "I''m so... And said you won''t hurt people? Boy! She and I are about to tear our faces. You have to help me. I''m going to take her down."


    Li Tiezhu: "haven''t you ever thought that people really don''t like you?"


    "Never thought about it. You can stay together if you don''t like it. Who stipulates that you can sleep together only if you like it?"


    "Well... What if she doesn''t like men?"


    "No way! So beautiful, don''t like men. What do you like?"


    "Like women?"


    "Lala? Absolutely impossible! My king has been wandering the Jianghu for 30 years. It is absolutely impossible to capsize in this gutter."


    "Did you capsize less? If I''m right, you''ll have to go to the hot search."


    "Bah, my mother won''t let me talk to fools."


    "And..."


    "Shut up."


    Wang Dashao was so angry that he looked through her photos with his mobile phone and said:


    What a unique woman! The first woman in the world who dares to tell me that "my true face is your father" and the first woman who dares to call me a dog are so handsome... Li Tiezhu is a fool. He is chiguoguo''s jealousy! Hum, I won''t invest in you.


    After a while, Wang Dashao asked Li Tiezhu: "does the company still have money? I''ll give you some more money? Recently, the charm value of Ben Dashao has burst. It doesn''t cost money to chase women. It''s hard to spend too much money..."

 Chapter 588

    Li Tiezhu laughed. "My studio, though I has the final say, I have the right to speak about capital," he said. "You have to find two horse dads to increase the capital."


    Wang Dashao said, "forget it, they still want to eat me."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged. What is this? They also want to nibble at Li Tiezhu''s shares and exchange cash, but Li Tiezhu disagrees.


    The greed of capital is endless. Li Tiezhu can''t let it go, otherwise it will become someone else''s money making machine.


    This is the opinion of song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaoming.


    It is precisely because Li Tiezhu owns 30% of the equity of his own company, plus 10% of the company''s management, that is 40%, so Li Tiezhu can surpass many old predecessors in the circle and become "bosses" like Wu Jing and Yang Mi, rather than humble workers.


    Then they were silent.


    Until the end of the activity, Wang asked suspiciously, "she dare not tear her face with me?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "why not?"


    Wang Dashao: "isn''t she afraid of me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "will your father be afraid of you? People dare to say it''s your father and will be afraid of you? What can you do to tear your face with you? Use relationships and resources to fuck her?"


    "Yes!"


    "People can''t wait. The more you bully her, the more popular she becomes."


    "Not really?"


    "Hey, let me tell you, she first sent out your chat screenshot, then beat herself up and sat in front of the camera with a crutch..."


    "Hiss! Frame me?"


    "No need. She lamed to the camera and apologized to you every space. She said she fell accidentally. What do you think?"


    "Lying trough!"


    "Although I don''t know who the other person is, you are definitely not a good egg. When a pile of flies come up and sting you, your whole body will be sewn up and down, and the cliff will die miserably."


    "Then I can''t provoke her?"


    Wang Dashao is very upset.


    Li Tiezhu said in a deep way: "now, you''d better give your old man a breath and say you''re ashamed. Who''s lost, your sweetheart."


    Wang Dashao: "are you special... I asked you to help me, and you will fight me?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "you scum man, are you afraid of being wronged?"


    He added in his heart, I''m not afraid of scum men.


    Wang Dashao was not angry with Li Tiezhu, and he didn''t know Li Tiezhu the first day.


    At this time, he suddenly felt that Li Tiezhu made a lot of sense. If this matter became serious, the cliff would be hung up and ridiculed by the group. He''d better bear it.


    Wang Dashao chose counseling, and his mood became less beautiful. He didn''t talk to Li Tiezhu again, because the goods would only hit him and even scold him. He was not as comforting as Lin Gou.


    After attending the activity and paying the press fee, Li Tiezhu slipped away and went to the Institute of physical education to find Zheng Yanzi to investigate her recent training results.


    I have to say that Xiong Erping trained very hard. Li Tiezhu was tired.


    That night, Li Tiezhu flew back to Kyoto.


    December 2nd, Sunday.


    Li Tiezhu went to the company and talked with Zhang Xiaomeng about his recent work.


    She didn''t bring songzhu''er because songzhu''er is currently recording a variety show. Speaking of, she has fewer filming resources in the past two years, but her variety resources have greatly increased.


    This year, Li Tiezhu is really busy, busier than the previous year.


    At the beginning of the year, he filmed soldier assault, and then did the original variety Oh Huo primitive man. During this period, he also went to the United States, and then he was busy performing Kung Fu. In the second half of the year, he made guest appearances in several variety shows and several films, followed by the self-made, directed and acted film "people in an embarrassing way".


    Now that all this work has been done, it''s time to summarize and talk about the next work.


    "... on the whole, it was a bumper year."


    Finally, Zhang Xiaomeng concluded.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t feel tired. This is his chosen career. No matter how tired he is, he should hold on. Besides, it''s much easier than the construction site.


    "What''s next?"


    "Next, the main work is" Chinese good song ", and then there are several award ceremonies, ranging from large to small. The main ones are the White Magnolia TV Festival and the American Grammy. Now, these two award ceremonies have confirmed your invitation, but have not been announced to the public." soldier assault " She has been nominated by Magnolia for best screenplay, best TV play, best actor and best supporting actor. The Grammy has a nomination for the best world music album award, that is, the best foreign language album award, and a nomination for the best newcomer. "


    "Are you going?"


    "It''s best to go all the way. Whether you win or not is a small matter. The most important thing to expand and maintain your influence, especially the Grammy. It''s not that we worship foreigners, but that your film will be released in beimi, which is a good publicity mouth. Of course, it''s better to win awards."


    "Well... The ticket is a little expensive."


    "Why don''t you go by boat or by bike?"


    "Er..."


    "Can you change the problem of your search?" the stars are still so old. What do you call people in the circles? What''s the first thing I heard about the first thing in Taohuawu?


    Zhang Xiaomeng is a little upset. We spent two and a half years to bring Li Tiezhu from a new Ding to an international star. Do you still think he is a native?


    "The soil is the soil. How is the public welfare going this year?"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care about these jokes or ridicules. He has a lot to care about.


    "Your personal income has donated 30 million yuan to Hong fund. In addition, the primitive Inn operates well. About 200000 yuan a month will be used to support local education. The five primary schools donated by the program group have been quickly repaired and can be put into use in years."


    "What about love lunch?"


    "Everything is ready, and many people in the circle have joined in! And the best running is the primitive brand. Because of the influence of the program at home and abroad, many people buy our products on the official website. In addition to cloth shoes, straw sandals, straw hats and other wearing goods, there are also some small furniture such as bamboo chairs. Bacon, sausage and tofu milk have also opened certain sales channels. When Five towns have set up workshops in the countryside to organize local residents to produce our products, which has greatly increased their income. Especially in a poor village, because the villagers are hardworking and skilled, it is said that they can take off their hats this year. "


    "Well, this brand is also a local flavor brand. Ha ha! Let local people earn money, go ahead and promote it."


    "This is not the local flavor brand. Even Su bazaar did not dare to say so. She even bought a lot of herself. The popular brands abroad are more popular with this brand, especially straw sandals, hey... Many foreign stars are wearing them."


    "Psycho!"


    "CCTV contacted us again. I want to ask your opinion."


    "Didn''t you agree? What? The appearance fee of" Chinese good songs "hasn''t been agreed?"


    "It''s not this, it''s the Spring Festival Gala."


    "Oh, go."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly went to the Spring Festival Gala after his debut the year before last. He didn''t receive an invitation last year and received another invitation this year. It is estimated that this year''s influence is much higher than that of last year.


    Not to mention the record breaking "soldier assault" in the first half of the year, but just the "Kung Fu" and "people in embarrassment" in the Spring Festival, Li Tiezhu became the biggest focus during the Spring Festival.


    Tiktok said, "go, of course, go, it''s not a problem. It''s mainly that they want you to sing" money without money to go home for the new year ", and I guess it''s seen in the trembling sound, the tidbits of" people in the embarrassed way ". I think, why do we have to sing the preface of Lanting Pavilion?" Zhang Xiaomeng said.


    "Promise! I think it is more meaningful than the preface of Lanting Pavilion. I am a migrant worker. That song is quite suitable. Who makes me a local star?"


    "Superstar! The superstar!"


    "Good, good... How about Chinese good songs?"


    "One million in the first phase. Yang Ma is really cruel. Are you still going?"


    "Go and repay them for their support. They are different from local stations. If they can spend one hundred thousand yuan, they will gnash their teeth?"


    "Ha! That''s true. The others don''t add up as much as you..."


    "Well, I''m just worried that I can''t write good songs."


    "Why are you so worried? If you can''t write good songs, can anyone else in the Chinese music world write good songs?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng now has a kind of honey confidence in Li Tiezhu''s musical talent.


    Li Tiezhu can only shake his head. My intelligence value is not enough!


    Current intelligence: 89 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 3 points.


    Music Achievement: 20754 points. (because the album sold well in beimi and Europe, he won the medal of "rising to the top of the world")


    Variety achievements: 13213 points.


    Film and television achievements: 8498 points. (this is waiting for the movie to come out...)


    Tiktok: 152 million 130 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99%. (this is a mystery...)


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, intermediate acting skills


    Props owned: obedience symbol X2 (one was used on Zheng Yanzi when he was in East Guangdong)


    If you have achieved more than 20000 points in music, you will be awarded the medal of "making progress" and 15 points of intelligence + Advanced acting skills.


    I, NIMA


    When I finish making a TV play and two movies this year, will you give me an advanced acting skill?


    Play with me, right?


    But it''s better to have than not.


    The most important thing is that he has received another 15 intelligence points. In this way, Li Tiezhu has 18 remaining intelligence points, which can barely cope with the beginning of "Chinese good songs".


    After a year, with the release of the film, I believe there will be more harvest.


    After talking about his work, Li Tiezhu drove han to the school dormitory. He will have class tomorrow. Li Tiezhu has asked for leave for too long.


    The other three animals in the same dormitory went out to shoot. Li Tiezhu brushed his mobile phone a little bored.


    Then he found that there were many people in the jitter tiktok.


    Click in to see a video of the press conference of the Chinese Music Festival. When asked by the reporter, "can the music festival without Li Tiezhu represent the Chinese music world?" a respected old gentleman of the organizing committee said:


    "Li Tiezhu is not worthy of the Chinese Music Festival. His saliva songs are only suitable for migrant workers. We only invite tasteful musicians. Music is an art in the palace, not a commodity in roadside stalls!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled. It seems that everyone knows that I am very rustic.

 Chapter 589

    Li Tiezhu was not angry. He didn''t know and didn''t want to know the old man, and he wouldn''t scold and spray with him on the Internet. Although Li Tiezhu didn''t meet people on the Internet before, he has converged much now.


    It''s not that Li Tiezhu has become counselled, but that he thinks it''s a waste of time. Maybe this is what songzhuer said... A lion never looks down at an ant.


    The adult word is - you don''t deserve it.


    Li Tiezhu just watched this video as a joke, turned it off after reading it, and then went to do serious things - cleaning the dormitory. The three fools are lazier than the other. After Li Tiezhu went out to film for a month, they turned a dormitory into a pigsty again.


    Even, Li Tiezhu swept out a must pregnant sleeve under the big tongue playing table, and Ju Chang''s computer placed a bowl of instant noodles left over from about half a month ago. Only hammer Li Zhixuan was reliable. What he used to cushion the table legs was money folded several times.


    "Treat RMB like this? It''s against the law! Soak you in wine."


    Li Tiezhu patted the money clean, pressed it under Li Zhixuan''s book and continued to clean it.


    Labor makes people happy.


    Li Tiezhu was in high spirits. After cleaning, he changed his sheets, took them to the school laundry, washed them and hung them, and then went to the canteen with his meal card.


    It''s still a pleasant school life.


    "Are you still eating?"


    Guan Shuangshuang, the big long legged man who came out after dinner, stopped Li Tiezhu at the gate of the canteen and asked with wide eyes.


    Li Tiezhu: "sister, don''t I deserve to eat?"


    Guan Shuangshuang turned his eyes and said, "you are about to be raped by the Internet. Are you still in the mood to eat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean?"


    "The Chinese Music Festival was scolded and vomited by netizens."


    "Many nominated singers were also sprayed."


    "Luofeiyan jumped out again and insinuated. The southern news is scolding you."


    "ZHOU Jianren of the organizing committee was killed by human flesh and dug up a lot of black material. He is a well-known Japanese funded."


    Guan Shuangshuang''s roommates couldn''t help talking.


    Li Tiezhu: "sisters, I thank you for helping me speak, but don''t scold other bitches."


    A sister of a bee waist giant wave touched Li Tiezhu''s head: "Oh, hey! Tiezhu is cute. You''re so stupid. The man''s name is ZHOU Jianren. Different people see different people. Wise people see different people."


    Those who can be admitted to Nortel, unless they are especially red like Li Tiezhu, the rest are top-notch. Li Tiezhu is no wonder. Such a beautiful big sister is like a dog in Nortel.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... So what?"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "Luhani has received the news from the organizing committee that he wants to unite all the singers who can participate in the crusade against you. This is different from the previous one or two singers competing with you! They want to use their influence to block you!"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "sister Shuang..."


    Guan Shuangshuang nodded: "well, you say how we can help you. Luhani won''t black you. You know, our Nortel sisters also support you."


    Li Tiezhu swallowed his saliva: "I''m hungry."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "


    Li Tiezhu: "can I have dinner first?"


    Guan Shuangshuang said angrily, "get out! You''re a loser! I know how to eat. I don''t care about you..."


    Li Tiezhu, if granted an amnesty, rushed into the canteen.


    Big chest sister smiled and said, "this guy is really interesting. Alas, it''s cheap. Songzhuer is crazy."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "he''s a fool. He doesn''t know what he''s facing this time. It''s the whole singing world! If he''s a little smart, he can''t eat."


    Li Tiezhu really doesn''t know this, because his head is like paste. It''s not easy to see through the essence without the analysis of song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng.


    However, this does not affect Li Tiezhu''s charm.


    For example, the cooking aunt obviously liked Li Tiezhu very much. Instead of shaking her hands, she also scooped a few more pieces of braised meat.


    While Li Tiezhu was eating braised meat happily, there was a huge wave on the Internet.


    At the beginning of the storm, ZHOU Jianren commented that Li Tiezhu was not worthy of the Chinese Music Festival, and the comment area scolded one-sided.


    "Listening to two songs is elegant art? Don''t make records if you have the ability?"


    "Elegant songs are free. What''s the charge? Just get a prize. We all push you as an artist!"


    "Temple level? Have the ability to write symphonies? What pop songs?"


    "It''s not bragging. Li Tiezhu hanged all of you."


    "People like Li Tiezhu, but you don''t. who are you?"


    "The Chinese Music Festival is also equipped with banning Li Tiezhu?"


    "Don''t underestimate the energy of these scum. They come out every once in a while to belittle Li Tiezhu. They just want to continue to discredit Li Tiezhu imperceptibly."


    "Is this the legendary... Boiled mother in warm water?"


    "Who is this man? What a big tone."


    "ZHOU Jianren, a composer and music critic who has produced three tepid records."


    "Is there any elegant song?"


    "I''m sorry, sir. I''ve written songs all my life. I don''t have a good song."


    "But there are a lot of newcomers."


    "This is an old beast, often known online with rhythm."


    "This old dog was on the list of financial aid released by Japan some time ago."


    "I remember he said that if the Chinese didn''t eat meat, the world would be particularly environmentally friendly."


    "Shit! How did such a person become a spokesman for the organizing committee?"


    "The Chinese Music Festival is a scum!"


    Then, the Organizing Committee of the Chinese Music Festival announced that Li Tiezhu''s team organized the navy to attack the Organizing Committee and attack old artists. Li Tiezhu will not be allowed to participate in the Chinese Music Festival forever, and reserves the right to take legal measures to safeguard his reputation.


    This news was once again ridiculed by the whole network. The core laughing point is that the so-called nominees invited by the Chinese Music Festival are all cats and dogs, and they don''t deserve to be compared with Li Tiezhu.


    It''s not that netizens are arrogant, but that many powerful singers did not participate in this session. They are all so-called singers like Hua Tianyu, Su long and CAI Xukun.


    Later, the voice and circle of friends also broke out the Chinese Music Festival and Zhou Jianren''s tiktok.


    On the network platform controlled by the southern system, it is a one-sided boycott of Li Tiezhu, especially Weibo.


    On the Weibo, many singers came out to "crusade" against Li Tiezhu.


    Hua Tianyu, who will probably get the best male singer: "music depends on strength and talent, not the Navy."


    Hot comment: "you have the talent of a chicken. You only have the Navy."


    Qu Manting, who is likely to win the best female singer, "you know yourself! Migrant workers belong to migrant workers and petty bourgeoisie to petty bourgeoisie. Not everyone is a migrant worker without appreciation."


    Hot comment: "you know, you look really disgusting."


    Popular idol Cai Xukun: "I seem to see children crying without sugar. There are so many giant babies in the world."


    Hot comment: "giant baby, please perform a hip and head? Hahaha!"


    Hip hop singer pita: "art comes from life above life, not pretending to be stupid and selling silly sympathy. In the world of music, please speak with your works."


    Hot comment: "Pooh! Do you deserve to say works?"


    In addition, there are many well-known or unknown singers who are famous, hard and hard or insinuate Li Tiezhu. Without exception, they are sprayed by netizens, and ordinary netizens and their fans are in a fierce quarrel.


    This scene is more lively than the previous year and last year.


    Some people say that Li Tiezhu has committed public anger and will be punished. Some people also say that Li Tiezhu has dominated the music world in the past two years, forcing other musicians to be anxious and will cut himself off from the Chinese music world. Others say that Li Tiezhu is too arrogant and doesn''t know how to be worldly, and he has suffered the rejection he shouldn''t bear.


    The vast majority of melon eating netizens are really confused... Li Tiezhu is such a big coffee. Do you dare to ridicule him at the Chinese Music Festival?


    Everyone knows how classic Li Tiezhu''s songs are. Anyone who knows some music will understand how amazing Li Tiezhu''s talent is. This is not a fact that several experts and singers can change by slandering. Let alone, Li Tiezhu is still an artist supported by Yang Ma. What do these people think?


    When things happen, there must be demons.


    There is only one word behind this - profit.


    On that night, Zhao Tianhua, an old gusher in the music world and a generation of Xi Xi God of war, made a move. He analyzed the farce with his always sharp words and tone.


    He wrote on Weibo the war between Li Tiezhu and the whole music world. His general views are as follows:


    First of all, the music world is not a music palace, but a vanity fair. The composer surnamed Zhou, who doesn''t even understand the music theory, doesn''t have to force him any more. He sits with his hands on his back and listens to your uncle and me.


    Secondly, Li Tiezhu''s birth was too dazzling, which greatly accelerated the involution of the music world, and the interests of the music world were savagely divided by Li Tiezhu''s talent.


    For example, in the past, the Chinese music world could accommodate 100 singers, of which the top 10 singers accounted for 30%. Now, Li Tiezhu alone accounts for 30%, the other nine heads can only account for another 30%, and the remaining 90 singers can only account for the remaining 40%.


    This is terrible!


    In the decade of 05-15 after the end of the era of physical records, there were no valuable newcomers in the Chinese music world. It was not until the "ouch, good" genius released his first Internet album and sold well in 16 years that the music world began to pick up.


    However, unlike the era of physical records, this is the era of streaming media. Record sales bring not only profits, but also influence, and then radiate to variety shows, film and television and advertising endorsement. Therefore, in the music world of this era, the interests tend to be more centralized, and the emergence of Li Tiezhu almost completely cuts away this piece.


    Is it clear now?


    Even if singers do not dislike Li Tiezhu, the musicians and capital behind them will spontaneously unite against Li Tiezhu for interests. The Chinese Music Festival is just an opportunity.


    Just like the slander suffered by Zhou Xingxing and Wu Jing after winning the highest box office in history in the film industry.


    Therefore, even though everyone knows that ZHOU Jianren''s argument is untenable, that singers such as Hua Tianyu are deliberately slandering, and that the Chinese Music Festival is deliberately aimed at Li Tiezhu, there are still people and capital waving flags and shouting for them, and even fighting in person.


    In the final analysis, this is the incompetence and rage of most singers in the whole music world after their poor strength and talent.


    But they can''t change the most basic reality - almost most fans like Li Tiezhu.


    As soon as this article came out, it detonated the whole network in an instant, because it was like a sharp knife, which easily exposed the hypocrisy masks of losers.


    Eleven minutes later, the article was deleted by Weibo, but it was still crazy on the Internet.


    What is Li Tiezhu doing at this time?


    He soaked his feet in hot water in the dormitory and played Tetris with his mobile phone.

 Chapter 590

    This is the habit that Li Tiezhu developed since childhood. Soaking his feet in hot water and vinegar is not only comfortable, but also sterilized. After soaking, he flushes it again with hot water, which is very helpful to sleep.


    Didi


    The information on the mobile phone kept popping up, which made Li Tiezhu''s playing games restless. He was soon blocked by the box.


    Li Tiezhu turned off the game and opened wechat. Oh, it''s really lively.


    "What''s going on?"


    Li Tiezhu seemed very confused. A little-known old composer made a wonderful speech. How could he not blow up so many people to care about me at once?


    He doesn''t know. Even Zhao Tianhua went to battle for him.


    Although the article was incisively written, not many netizens were really able to read it. Moreover, the other party immediately started a more sharp counterattack after blocking Zhao Tianhua''s article.


    1¡¢ Li Tiezhu wants to participate in the new variety "Chinese good songs", and Zhao Tianhua is here to pull the frame.


    2¡¢ It''s unfair for famous singers like Li Tiezhu to participate in this kind of competition.


    3¡¢ Li Tiezhu spends hundreds of millions of yuan a year on public relations media, music critics and preventing the Navy from tarnishing other peers.


    Most people still support Li Tiezhu, but a small number of people waver when it comes to whether Li Tiezhu will be on "good Chinese songs".


    Li Tiezhu is so popular that he still goes to compete with the newcomers. Isn''t it shameless? This is Yang Ma''s own hand? It''s too immoral in the Jianghu, isn''t it?


    Because "Chinese good song" has long been warmed up, although the program has not yet been broadcast, it has already gained some popularity.


    Now it''s better, the heat is higher, but it''s not necessarily a good thing.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know the changes on the Internet, but just looked at wechat information one by one.


    Yue Yupeng: "Tiezhu, what are you doing? Are you okay? We have experience in Yunde society. You have to hold on and be strong."


    Li Tiezhu replied blankly, "I soak my feet."


    Nie Yao: "brother, hold on! The circle is so dirty. Just be yourself."


    Li Tiezhu: "I soak my feet."


    Luhani: "I turned them down. I really can''t. It''s disgusting not to go to this stupid award ceremony. Just don''t mess around! You still owe me a song."


    Yi Xing: "iron pillar, what''s going on? Someone asked me to scold you."


    Chen Yisen: "how did you offend those people? They''re a big comer this time. Be careful yourself and say something if you need help."


    Pheasant: "hold on."


    Han Hong: "are you okay, son?"


    Guo Dalin: "are you okay, Tiezhu? Taozi is scared."


    Yi Xiaomao: "brother! What have you done? Why do so many people scold you?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "Han PI, you are stable."


    Wu Lei: "are you special... Can you let dad save snacks? Isn''t it a big problem?"


    Li Zhixuan: "if you want to spend money, say a few."


    Xiao Zhen: "don''t be afraid, brother. I''ll help you educate them."


    Fang Bo: "I''ll go. You can offend so many people this time? If you have something to say."


    Hong Dabao: "be careful if someone makes trouble with you. Where''s the fool in yuanlou? He didn''t help you?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "don''t stand out this time. I''ll take care of it for you with zhu''er."


    Songzhuer: "miss you so much."


    Zhao Liya: "excellent!"


    Zheng Yanzi: "Xiong Da, what have you done?"


    Lengba: "they are shameless! Do you need help? We''ll organize a group to scold them."


    Finally, a man named Jackie Chan sent a message: "there are many popular right and wrong. Pay attention recently. I''ll mediate for you."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t reply to the first few people, but first returned the message to Shifu: "thank you, Shifu. I have a way to solve it."


    Alas!


    Shifu blew up. It seems that this time it''s not a small thing.


    Then, Li Tiezhu replied to Hong Dabao, "don''t worry, master, master is helping me."


    In addition, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, Lin, Mr. He, Huang Sanshi, Peng Yuchang and so on all sent messages to Li Tiezhu to ask or comfort. This is the first time. It can also be seen that this storm is far from as simple as the previous two years. The other party has almost mobilized more than half of the singing world.


    Before he could reply to many messages, Li Tiezhu dialed Zhang Xiaomeng.


    Ten minutes later, Li Tiezhu hung up the phone, then poured out the water soaked in his feet, rushed to his feet, and finally smoothed it out.


    This time, in essence, it was provoked by the other party. What they want is resources.


    First of all, Li Tiezhu has occupied the position of the first singer in the past two years. Many good film, variety show and endorsement resources have been plundered by him, causing a chain reaction.


    Secondly, they have long known that Li Tiezhu is going to be on super good songs. At this time, they take the initiative to stir up trouble in order to block super good songs and Li Tiezhu. After all, the vast majority of pop singers'' resources are on local stations.


    After a video with songzhu''er again, Li Tiezhu was completely relieved. Although she didn''t know what means she had, since she said it was okay, it would be okay.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu received a call from Qin Tao. Because he was worried about Li Tiezhu, he took a taxi to Nortel to invite Li Tiezhu out for a drink.


    Li Tiezhu was a little moved and called to ask Zhao Liya if she was free to go together. She was at school.


    Zhao Liya replied, "do you think you are so idle? As a team brain, I have to give advice and make plans. This time, it''s not a small group of people, it''s more than half of the music world. Even my grandfather has been sprayed."


    Li Tiezhu said a few words of thanks. The other party was impatient and hung up directly.


    He smiled. Li Tiezhu put on his slippers and went out of the school. He found Qin Tao, who was huddled outside the door. He was shocked and said, "Tao Zi, what''s the matter with you? Have you had liposuction? Or have you got a terminal disease? Why are you so haggard?"


    At this time, Qin Tao''s small belly has long disappeared, the fat on his face has disappeared, and the original lotus root like arm has returned to what normal primates should look like.


    I haven''t seen you for more than two months. Is it too much change?


    Qin Tao looked sad: "are you still in the mood to make fun of me? You''re crazy about GE Bao eating cowpeas and hanging."


    Li Tiezhu: "is it moldy? She must have done it! Tut tut! The ocean horse is powerful."


    The freckles on Qin Tao''s face were all wrinkled in a pile: "you clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clattered, clatter


    Li Tiezhu hooked Qin Tao''s neck: "can you win? Shall I teach you two moves? The fundamental difference between humans and animals is that they can use tools..."


    Qin Tao wondered, "you shrimp really have nothing to do? I thought you pretended."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t feel inferior. It''s normal not to win. The future will be long..."


    Qin Tao: "you''re really true? This time I heard that you''re a little fierce. Xiaomeigan said that our Chinese music group is aimed at you. You don''t have a good chance of winning."


    "Oh, oh, it''s still moldy. You''re almost squeezed."


    "Get out! I''ve been working out every day and losing weight recently."


    "OK, ok... Let''s go. I''ll treat you to roast sheep kidney and make it up for you."


    "You pay."


    "You dog said. You came so far to care about me. You mean to call me for money?"


    "You earn more than I do."


    "That''s not your dog''s failure. If you''re in a good voice, I won''t get so many projects for you. It''s all your fault!"


    "It''s none of my business. If I can sing well, all the people in the Chinese music world will eat shit."


    "They''re good at feeding shit."


    "Right, right! Hahaha..."


    The two walked towards the barbecue with shoulder to shoulder, without any negative emotion.


    Li Tiezhu''s popularity in the circle has always been good. He has many friends. There are three close friends in the school, but Qin Tao is the only brother.


    ¡­¡­


    In a conference room in the CCTV building in Kyoto, Zhao Tianhua angrily scolded for a long time, and the others bowed their heads.


    When Zhao Tianhua scolded tired and bowed his head to drink water, Liu Le said, "why don''t we replace Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhao Tianhua stared.


    The leader waved his hand: "don''t even think about it! Can we be afraid of them? The other party obviously came for our program, and CCTV can be threatened by a group of capital? Joke! Anyone who maliciously slanders Li Tiezhu in this event is not allowed to go to CCTV in the future. Who wants to go to the Spring Festival Gala, I''ll go back and say hello! Mom!"


    Zhao Tianhua added: "what was our original intention to run this program? Don''t we just want to see the Chinese music world go bad? We have no way out."


    Liu Le: "this is the truth, but this storm has really had a great impact on us. Especially when we invited Li Tiezhu to participate in the competition, many people have begun to question it."


    The leader said: "indeed, this problem needs to be solved. Let''s brainstorm..."


    ¡­¡­


    Donghai, blue mountain villa.


    Xiao Zhen pinched his shoulder to Godfather and said, "of course we should stand in line with my brother. Otherwise, if my people collapse, we won''t get the understanding of those people. We can be different from them in the past two years."


    Godfather: "didn''t you all speak for Li Tiezhu? What else?"


    Xiao Zhen smiled: "permanently withdraw from the Chinese Music Festival."


    "What are you talking about?"


    "Listen to me, just make no loss."


    "What do you have on the grapevine?"


    "No, but I believe Li Tiezhu. He hasn''t made a sound yet. Even songzhuer and lengba don''t stand up. It''s not normal."


    "You mean he''s playing monkey?"


    "Of course!"


    "OK, you can do it yourself."


    Xiao Zhen stopped massaging, picked up his mobile phone and began recording videos, announced his support for Li Tiezhu and permanently withdrew from the Chinese Music Festival.


    ¡­¡­


    Tiktok and micro-blog boast without shame, and many accounts have been released to organize Hua Tianyu''s music collection. What''s more, the big words are teaching Li Tiezhu to write songs, so Li Tiezhu and his fans can see what is called advanced music.


    Many sailors and fans support it and get together.


    But the most praised comment is: people are ugly and sing dirty songs. Did you write it when you read it?


    The comment was soon cursed like a mountain.


    ¡­¡­


    Ten minutes later, 11 p.m. Chinese time and 11 a.m. American time.


    The official of the 61st Grammy Awards announced the shortlisted works and artist names of the awards ceremony. Among them, Chinese singer Li Tiezhu won three nominations, namely, the nomination for the best world music album award, the nomination for the Best Newcomer Award and the nomination for the best classical music.


    One more than originally planned!


    Then, Li Tiezhu sent a video with Qin Tao at the first time, saying: "thank Grammy for recognizing my migrant music. Do you know whether the organizing committee reimburses the air ticket?"


    The Internet has exploded. Are you waiting here?


    It''s a wolf!

 Chapter 591

    As can be imagined, Li Tiezhu''s video was sent to tiktok, and it really burst instantly.


    This is swelling the faces of those people.


    The review area is full of talents:


    "@ Hua Tianyu, thank you for teaching Li Tiezhu to write songs!"


    "@ Qu Manting, why is the American people''s appreciation level not petty?"


    "@ ZHOU Jianren, my iron pillar really doesn''t deserve the Chinese Music Festival, ha ha..."


    "I''m relieved to see you still rolling your waist with postpartum."


    "When did serious brother counselle?"


    "It''s clearly the king. You have to bully him as bronze and be killed by the regiment?"


    "Good guy, Grammy dimensionality reduction blow! Does your face hurt?"


    "No wonder those people danced so happily. This time Li Tiezhu didn''t respond."


    "Li Tiezhu can''t go to the Chinese Music Festival. He can only go to the Grammy, manual dog head."


    "Wu Mao: Li Tiezhu was nominated by the Grammy because he worshiped foreign countries and fawned on foreign countries. Hua Tianyu spent money to go to the Grammy to promote Chinese art."


    "Can I wash all this?"


    "As long as the money is in place, it doesn''t wash properly."


    "Grammy three nominations, so far the first person in China."


    "Didn''t anyone find Qin Tao thin?"


    "Mildewed liposuction machine, you deserve it!"


    "I look forward to seeing the reaction of those people."


    "Li Tiezhu, good job!"


    "His two electronic albums are among the top five in beimi. Can those advanced musicians do it?"


    "I never spend the night in the face, hehe."


    "Of course, after all, my iron pillar never takes revenge."


    Tiktok broke through the video in just a few minutes, breaking the one hundred thousand of the volume, and spreading it at a very high speed. Not only was it trembling, but what micro-blog, friends circle, forums and so on soon spread around.


    As a result, the microblogs of Hua Tianyu, Qu Manting and ZHOU Jianren were instantly destroyed. In addition to various Sao words of netizens and videos of Li Tiezhu, there were also screenshots of lists and invitations found from Grammy officials.


    The official account of the Chinese Music Festival can not escape the attack of the majority of netizens.


    After all, it seems that they bullied Li Tiezhu this time, but in fact it insulted the aesthetics of ordinary people and the IQ of netizens. Can netizens spare these sundries?


    "Hey! The Internet is so busy."


    After brushing his mobile phone, Qin Tao and Li Tiezhu had a glass of beer.


    Li Tiezhu eats silently. He always eats attentively.


    Qin Tao looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "you already know?"


    Li Tiezhu ate the lamb chop and said vaguely, "what?"


    "You were nominated for the Grammy."


    "I know a little. It''s said that there are two nominations. I don''t know why there is another one."


    "Pretend! But do you know they announced the nomination today?"


    "I don''t know."


    "Do you know what the dog said?"


    "I don''t know. I''m just a cat... Lengba pushed the Grammy news to me before I saw it, and then sent a video by the way."


    "Didn''t you plan? Also, the Grammy nomination date is always not on time..."


    "Yes."


    "No! It''s still wrong. You''ve been pretending to force at the beginning. You look like you''re sitting on the Diaoyutai. There must be a move. Isn''t Grammy? What''s that?"


    Qin Tao has always been a curious baby.


    Li Tiezhu thought: "it''s Zhang Xiaomeng and songzhu''er. They said they had a way to fix them, and I didn''t ask how to fix them. Anyway, I believe them, so I don''t panic."


    Qin Tao muttered, "Oh, I''m loaded by your fetal God again. I''d like to call you forced king!"


    Qin Tao was not surprised. It was really amazing and cruel. Although the Grammy information was outside Li Tiezhu''s plan, it gave the other party a head-on blow, turning the offensive and defensive momentum of the whole Internet in an instant.


    Although China has risen and even surpassed beimi in the total box office, it still lags far behind in the influence of music. Even those who worship China and flatter China dare not compare the Chinese Music Festival with the Grammy.


    Therefore, the Chinese Music Festival gathered three or five cats and dogs to besiege Li Tiezhu, and the Grammy backhand gave three Award nominations.


    This is not a slap in the face, but breaking open your mouth and shit in. It''s still thin.


    No matter how hard the Chinese Music Festival struggles, its credibility and reputation will suffer a huge blow after this battle. It is certain that its influence will drop thousands of feet.


    The reason is very simple. The vast majority of the audience feel sick of them. Without the audience, they are not shit.


    ¡­¡­


    In the conference room of CCTV building, the atmosphere suddenly became strange.


    Liu Le smashed his mouth: "three Grammy nominations? This is too cruel..."


    Zhao Tianhua: "good thing! I want to see what flowers those maggots can turn out. It''s not that I despise them. Those people... Are as rubbish as the Quxie faced by Guo gangde."


    Leader: "stop it. Of course I have to eat instant boiled mutton at such a happy moment. Let''s go. It''s my treat."


    Liu Le frowned: "it''s not all good for Li Tiezhu to go to the Grammy. Our program will get a Grammy nominated singer to compete with other players... Isn''t it encouraging college students to beat kindergarten children?"


    As soon as this remark came out, the meeting room was silent again. This is also a problem.


    ¡­¡­


    In Donghai villa, Xiao Zhen just replied to those malicious comments under his video like chicken blood. Now he is free and happy to close his mouth.


    Then, he took screenshots of all those bad comments, sent another video, and personally appeared at the end of the video and said:


    "Xiao Zhen, I would like to advise those bad singers with ulterior motives not to hurt li Tiezhu by malicious slander and slander. I will not let you go! As an artist, please remember the eight honors and eight disgraces, be a useful person to the society, and don''t become a street mouse. With me, such scum in the entertainment industry is not allowed, because I and the eyes of the masses It''s all bright! "


    This short video copy: ha ha! Three Grammy Awards nominations, angry?


    Comments:


    "Oh! The entertainment industry discipline committee is online again."


    "Although it''s funny that you are too serious, I still support you."


    "This time you stand."


    "Although you are a mother, you are more man than them."


    "Worthy of being a serious brother''s iron brother!"


    "My brother is really dignified!"


    "Angry or not?"


    "This is the only idol artist I don''t hate."


    Looking at the lovely comments emerging from the video, Xiao Zhen''s feminine eyes bent with laughter.


    Agent: "you help Li Tiezhu, but he never pays attention to you. Is it worth it for you to risk being targeted by the circle?"


    Xiao Zhen: "I''ve sublimated! I''m no longer the one I used to be. People do something and don''t do something when they live. Seeing the filth in this circle, how can our generation sit idly by? I''m for everyone and everyone is for me!"


    The agent covered his face and thought that he had known that he would not target Li Tiezhu two years ago. In that case, my town would not be crazy


    ¡­¡­


    After the Grammy announced that Li Tiezhu was nominated for three music awards, the Organizing Committee of the Chinese Music Festival and several singers who danced happily before were silent, but ZHOU Jianren stood up for the first time.


    "Li Tiezhu''s participation in the Grammy is to worship foreign countries and abandon the motherland. He has been corrupted by money. Such a person does not deserve to be called a musician. The Grammy invited Li Tiezhu only to expand his influence in China, not to appreciate Li Tiezhu''s so-called talent."


    Soon, netizens launched a counterattack against ZHOU Jianren, because his statement was completely untenable, but ZHOU Jianren was still quibbling and was also an iron head.


    But here comes the more iron man.


    At twelve o''clock in the night, tiktok, a girl of bamboo, was in the state of jomin and received money from Japan. He wrote a music essay "Tokyo paradise", which was everywhere kneeling and licking Japan, and comparing with the Chinese everywhere, dwarfing the motherland and the people.


    The most irritating thing is that sentence: "China, which has long lost its roots, is like a broken ridge dog in front of Japan. Only when you are in Tokyo can you feel its nobility."


    At the back of the long video, a list of funding for the recent lifting of Japan''s ban is attached. ZHOU Jianren is impressively listed and has been funded more than 3 million meters.


    At the end of the video, songzhuer appeared in person: "so, who is the scum? This species also deserves to comment on my man?"


    So, ZHOU Jianren was the first to overturn. He was also frightened. He no longer began to defend himself against Li Tiezhu, but there was a mountain of hard evidence. Will anyone believe him?


    The next day, the Chinese Music Festival lifted ZHOU Jianren''s qualification as a judge and announced that he was not familiar with ZHOU Jianren.


    But they didn''t advise. Qu Manting jumped out and said that Li Tiezhu was a Grammy for money. Moreover, Li Tiezhu himself had obtained the American green card and was a banana man out and out.


    Tiktok''s trembling voice is too sharp:


    1¡¢ When Qu Manting was studying in the United States, she used money to buy many music works of Chinese Mi nationality and disguised them as her own works for domestic distribution. Post evidence!


    2¡¢ Qu Manting herself holds an American green card, while Li Tiezhu still has a rural hukou. Post evidence!


    3¡¢ Qu''s mother is an age director somewhere, but Qu Manting spent enough money to earn her mother a hundred years from studying abroad to buying songs, and then returning home to open a studio for promotion. No evidence!


    As a result, the also collapsed, because a real name reporting trend has been set off in a certain place, with the intervention of senior officials.


    Qu Manting did not speak again and fled abroad overnight.


    In just two days, ZHOU Jianren and Qu Manting were sniped and killed by tietouwa. It can be said that they don''t want to turn over for a lifetime, and they may even be legally responsible.


    On the third day, tietouwa reported in her real name that a hip-hop singer pita gathered to read. Relevant departments intervened in the investigation, and then led out a group of female artists who love to do hair, such as "little elk at Christmas".


    On the fourth day, Cai Xukun took the initiative to apologize to Li Tiezhu, claiming that he was threatened and bewitched by the Chinese Music Festival, so he made bad remarks.


    Tietouwa tapped him gently, faked the traffic and ordered the navy to attack the competitor.


    The fifth day, the sixth day, the seventh day


    While eating the top three melons repeatedly, everyone waited for the last boot to land.


    Generally speaking, black Li Tiezhu''s most active and vicious Chinese singer should also be the main target of attack? Why hasn''t songzhuer made a move yet?


    Wait... Will it be cold?


    After waiting for three days, the dejecta gradually calmed down, and began to be domineering again - my Huage king has no black material! Angry or not? If you have the ability, come on! Aren''t you a head iron?


    My love bean is impeccable!


    Songzhuer dressed up beautifully that night and took a video: "good seats are not afraid of night. Let the bullets fly for a while! Black I can, black I can''t!"

 Chapter 592

    Monday, December 10.


    A week has passed since "Li Tiezhu picked up half of the music world", and the heat of the whole event has not subsided. On the contrary, it has become more and more hot and noisy because of the big melons of ZHOU Jianren, Qu Manting and pita.


    This is just a foreplay. The main play is beginning.


    Netizens are very relieved:


    "Do you understand now? What ghosts and ghosts are those who slander Li Tiezhu!"


    "The true faces of these people make young people like Li Tiezhu more."


    "He is known to be dead!"


    "They accused Li Tiezhu of precisely what they themselves had done."


    "Those rubbish are also called half wall singing circles?"


    "Waiting for the black material of Huage king, iron head baby, come on!"


    "Li Tiezhu is really lucky. A guardian crazy devil helped him sacrifice his life to fight the wolves!"


    "Without pine and bamboo, there are red star rabbits. Without Red Star rabbits, there are millions of netizens. It''s really no one in China?"


    Even though public opinion has supported Li Tiezhu on one side, the Chinese Music Festival continues to slander Li Tiezhu, and the Southern Department is still dying. However, with several of the sharpest generals being sniped and killed one after another, other singers become a little timid.


    Therefore, they are ready to connect more influential singers to fight Li Tiezhu. This "war" can never give up halfway.


    The reason is very simple. If they can''t kill Li Tiezhu, they will lose the space for "survival". Before they tear their faces with Li Tiezhu, they may still be able to drink some soup, but now they have become the object of ridicule by the whole network. Is there any future?


    In addition, looking at the posture of songzhu''er, it is obviously different from the point to point and key breakthrough in the previous two years. This time, she is extremely arrogant and wants to catch it all.


    Two years ago, she always had a tragic appearance of dying together, but this time it was different, like a judge in charge of life and death.


    Who gave her courage?


    With her own resources and fame, of course, she doesn''t have this ability, but she can grasp all Li Tiezhu''s resources and influence, coupled with her consistent domineering and ruthless, which is terrible.


    After all, these people have dirty ass themselves.


    At this time, an interesting phenomenon occurred. A group of so-called singers and men''s and women''s groups with little fame and works jumped fiercely one by one and began to attack Li Tiezhu.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu studio successively sent lawyer letters, one by one.


    All the famous singers chose silence, and none of them participated in the curse war, because the storm in the music world had nothing to do with them.


    The emergence of Li Tiezhu did not squeeze the interests of powerful singers. They have the confidence and strength to get their due part. Moreover, Li Tiezhu also wrote songs for many singers to help them make another fire.


    Instead of competing, they are complementary to each other to some extent.


    Li Tiezhu''s domineering performance is precisely taking away the interests of the so-called singers who rely on operation and speculation, and behind this majority of people is the people of the Chinese Music Festival.


    On the surface, it is the battle between the new creative singer Li Tiezhu and a group of idol singers, but behind it is the war between the emerging capital of the official media and the traditional capital controlling large-scale entertainment resources.


    To put it bluntly, it is the competition for interests between the great changes in the music world and the great reshuffle.


    In contrast, Li Tiezhu, who was at the center of the storm, was very leisurely. He had classes at school for a week, listened carefully, arranged sketches, and took time to receive singing guidance at Han Hong''s house.


    ¡­¡­


    In a secret and luxurious club in eastern Guangdong, many big capital in the entertainment industry gathered together, and a round table on capital hunting is under way. There are many celebrities in the domestic entertainment industry and many overseas investors.


    Luofeiyan can''t rank here, but because she has failed to challenge Li Tiezhu twice, she has a big say.


    "Don''t count on those people in the Beijing circle. They are fierce and cowardly, but they are desperate. There is only one way to get back our resources. Defeat Li Tiezhu and keep him from turning over all his life. Only in this way can we deter those who don''t want to be controlled by us and don''t want to cooperate with us. If Li Tiezhu is still alive after this time, we will be in China''s entertainment industry At the moment of the outbreak, there will be no more place. "


    After many big men spoke, Luo Feiyan said the essence.


    Many people nodded in agreement.


    This incident is really not as superficial as netizens can see. In addition to the game of capital, the more important game is that everyone dare not mention. Their ass is not in Kyoto.


    Therefore, in the case of convergence of interests, there is no need to repeat.


    A greasy fat man with medium and long hair fanned his folding fan and said, "what kind of advice do people in the Beijing circle have to die? It''s obviously that you beat around like a fool twice before and abandoned several dignified people in the Beijing circle. How can you complain here?"


    Luo Feiyan: "teacher Dajin, what do you mean?"


    Fat man: "please call me Nemo or enimo."


    Luo Feiyan: "OK, AI Dajin."


    Enimo sneered: "don''t talk to me, you''re almost! Once a year ago, once a year ago, twice a year ago, you gave Li Tiezhu experience like a little monster, and let him get the gold body of the official media. You''re not fools. Who''s a fool? Either don''t fight or kill if you want to fight. Don''t you understand such a simple truth?"


    Luofei cut the smoke and didn''t speak.


    When I was going to engage in Li Tiezhu, you didn''t think he was a local steamed stuffed bun. You didn''t need an ox knife to kill chickens.


    Enimo said: "so, Li Tiezhu was fattened by you, or we indulged and grew up. Besides being able to write songs, the main reason why he is popular is that he is red! Therefore, you can''t beat him. I don''t mean popular red. Let me tell you, as long as we can make him change from red to black, he will lose."


    Luo Feiyan: "he has black spots, but we also have these black spots, and more."


    Hua Tai: "it doesn''t matter! We don''t care. As long as we black him, we will win. This is the last chance. If we can''t get rid of him this time, he will really become a superstar!"


    Enimo: Yes


    Luo Feiyan said, "but at present, he has no black spots except many women. Starting from this point?"


    Hua Tai: "this is useless."


    Enimo said, "it''s useful. Have you heard of it?"


    At this time, fat Turk, a representative of the International Vegetarian Association, said: "when necessary, we can provide false intelligence, such as false remittance and assistance information."


    Then he took a bite of beef hamburger.


    Enimo: "we must win by all means, otherwise, the whole entertainment industry will be the world of the Chinese in the future! Where can we get rich? Back to the United States? Are you willing?"


    Hua Tai: "the next 20 years will be an era of great outbreak of China''s entertainment industry. We can''t lose. But what should we do?"


    Enimo took out a stack of English materials and read: "first, cut off his connection with the official media. Second, use the relationship between men and women to set him against ordinary Internet users. Third, create established facts to turn him from red to black."


    Hua Tai, Luo Feiyan and others took a look at the emblem in the upper right corner of the enimo document, and there was no further refutation.


    Enimo continued: "the first step is carried out by media friends. The second step is carried out by me personally. The third step is the most critical, but I have a detailed implementation plan here. Specifically, we do..."


    The crowd gradually became confused.


    Luo Feiyan: "isn''t this a child''s fight? Are you serious?"


    Enimo smiled: "in the real business war, the chairman climbed the wall and secretly photographed his opponents. How many high IQ crimes do you think there are in the world? It''s pediatrics. The simpler the move, the more effective it is."


    ¡­¡­


    In the magic zoo group.


    Erha: "an observer sister was introduced to the zoo table meeting. Welcome Lori."


    Lori: you can really play! Shit


    Rabbit smash: "the new person explodes the picture! Explodes the circumference."


    Lori: "sister, my circumference can make you doubt life. Why insult yourself?"


    Rabbit hit: "I hid."


    Captive cat: "why not call fox? It also means fox."


    Xiong Er: "I have no melon. I apply to quit."


    Erha: "your application was rejected."


    Lori: "you still have leisure here? The latest news is that AI zhutou is out. This is the old Jianghu. You should be careful."


    The captive cat: "it''s us."


    Erha: "I have information, too. It''s from the Red Star rabbit. Specifically... Next, the affectionate military master rabbit gives advice."


    Rabbit smash: "The enemy''s situation is unknown, so we''ll hold still now. When the enemy moves, we''ll kill Huage king again, and then use his hot spot to dilute the opponent''s first wave of impact on Tiezhu. In addition, find a wave of professional Navy, black Li Tiezhu first, black all the black spots you can think of, and how to be mentally disabled. In this way, when the other party moves in the future, the preset position of netizens is I don''t believe it. This task must be completed within three days. "


    Captive cat: "on the black belly, it''s still reliable for rabbits to smash."


    Lori: "it''s a good plan, but it''s not enough."


    Rabbit smash: "in addition, please fire sister Mi about Li Tiezhu''s private life and scold him. Let''s detonate it first and don''t leave opportunities for our opponents. Of course, don''t do it too hard. It''s best for you to oppose lengba and make a melon out of the broken relationship between you and lengba sisters to distract your attention."


    Lori: "that''s no problem. I''ll send a microblog and scold Li Tiezhu later."


    Rabbit smash: "then, the most critical problem is to let some capable generals of Red Star rabbit organization mix into each other''s navy, break into each other''s interior, and strive to get a certain leadership in case of need."


    Erha: "give it to me!"


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu recently pushed off many so-called interviews and exclusive interviews and stayed at school. Some people on the Internet said that he shrunk his head, but more people thought that he was arrogant and that Mount Tai collapsed in front without changing his face.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu can''t see the truth behind the game at all. He is playing billiards with his three roommates who have returned from filming.


    Big tongue played with the white ball directly into the bag and sighed: "sometimes being too independent may not be a good thing. You see, there is a white ball all over the table. It is the most tired and miserable, and it is also the first to be beaten."


    Li Tiezhu picked up the white ball and arranged it. He said, "but the white ball has a lot of life. You see, it''s another hero."


    Big tongue play: "let''s have a billiards round table and give you advice."


    Li Tiezhu hit a white ball: "no, you guys are too young. I have a stronger think tank."

 Chapter 593

    Li Zhixuan said, "why don''t we also support Han Pi on the Internet? It''s terrible for him to fight alone now."


    Big tongue play: "yes! I''ve long wanted to scold those fools."


    Wang Xiaokai took aim at a single red ball for a long time and didn''t play it. Finally, he put away his club and said, "someone forced the three of us to speak out against Li Tiezhu. Several waves of people came, including my boss. Those two wavered, but only I refused. I''m afraid I can''t last long!"


    After that, Wang Xiaokai looked at Li Tiezhu.


    The other two stopped talking. Neither of them is a singer. Naturally, they don''t know the interest disputes inside.


    But Wang Xiaokai knows very well that it is reasonable to say that the three of them have just come of age. With their strong powder absorption ability in the past few years, they should be a genius now. Yes, but they don''t.


    Because of the resources in the music world, most of the good ones were eaten by Li Tiezhu, including variety shows, endorsements, movies and so on.


    The only gap they can drill now is some small resources such as hosts and TV dramas, which still needs to break the head.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know what to say. He had a good relationship with Wang Xiaokai, but he really moved his cake.


    Wang Xiaokai said, "to be honest, your eating looks are too ugly. Forty or fifty variety shows, seven or eight endorsements and two or three films every year are really hated!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I am passive. They invited me, and the price is considerable."


    Wang Xiaokai nodded: "yes, Han PI. They would rather spend more money on you than spend less money on us. That''s what you hate! Remember the super power Youth League? At first, they wanted to find you. Later, because they really couldn''t afford so much money, they found us. They shamed me and asked me to take you to a guest show."


    Wu Lei: "right! Last year''s Golden Dragon Film Festival Best Newcomer Award, do you know how many people scolded you behind your back? Our actors don''t have a good impression of you. You think, this year''s hot" soldier assault ", followed by" Kung Fu "and" people in trouble ". You''re going to kill your peers."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "then... You can''t blame me for being too cruel?"


    Wu Lei: "ha! You can''t go up or down. You can either give up some resources to block others'' mouths, or be more cruel and completely crush those jealous people."


    Wang Xiaokai said: "in fact, when the box office of Kung Fu and people in the embarrassing way comes out, they can almost crush it. At that time, Li Tiezhu''s box office will break 10 billion, and those people will have no chance at all, so they can only start to fuck you now."


    Wu Lei: "the same is true for super good song. If you still produce the same original in each issue of this program, everyone will go crazy! If the third album is sold at home and abroad, those people in the music world will become cannon fodder."


    Li Tiezhu thought, but he didn''t understand.


    Li Zhixuan said, "it''s very simple. If you don''t get involved with you, you''ll be invincible. If you take risks to get rid of you, they will make a lot of money. Do you think they will seek stability or take risks? Capitalists are greedy. Those people are dirty. You''d better be prepared."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. It was really dirty. He had realized it for a long time.


    Wang Xiaokai finally hit the white ball and the red ball went into the bag. He said, "so... Now Han Hong, Cheng Dalong and Zhou Xingxing haven''t stood up to speak. They''re actually accumulating strength? You win, they help you to a higher level, and you lose, they help you."


    Wu Lei: "in short, this thing has just begun. You should fight."


    After playing billiards and having dinner, the four went to the rehearsal room to rehearse the final program with the rest of the class.


    If it weren''t for a good relationship, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei were also one of those people at this time.


    Xu Jiazhen, as always, booed Li Tiezhu, more intimate than songzhuer, a genuine girlfriend. For this, the whole class, including counselor Lu Bo, has long been used to thinking that it is common and strange.


    At the beginning, people also speculated whether Xu Jiazhen had an unreasonable desire for Li Tiezhu. Later, they found that songzhuer also took good care of Xu Jiazhen, which made the matter even more blurred.


    Later, after Xu Jiazhen signed up with Li Tiezhu studio and obtained more and more resources, some people despised and others envied. However, from the beginning to the end, Xu Jiazhen and Li Tiezhu had never been too close except being discredited. Everyone was too lazy to guess. They didn''t even have the mind to laugh at them.


    After rehearsal, Xu Jiazhen heated milk for Li Tiezhu, prepared a warm baby for Li Tiezhu, ordered a midnight snack for Li Tiezhu, and marked the line stress on Li Tiezhu''s script.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t say thank you. He has made many film and television plays. Because of his weak foundation in the science class, he still can''t keep up with other students.


    After the rehearsal, songzhuer and Li Tiezhu waved and slipped away. She was never tired of falling in love, hugging and holding high.


    That''s what Niang Pao is. I''m a real man with iron blood!


    Xu Jiazhen accompanied Li Tiezhu on campus.


    Li Tiezhu said, "my recent events have not affected your reception, have you?"


    Xu Jiazhen shook his head: "yes, but it doesn''t matter."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, go back and have a rest."


    "I haven''t reported yet."


    "Send wechat."


    "Today, I''ll report to you face to face."


    Xu Jiazhen looked up at Li Tiezhu and quickly lowered his head, looking a little shy.


    Xu Jiazhen, who talked about tea in those days, never blushed, but it''s really nothing to be ashamed of after being outspoken by the other party for so long.


    Li Tiezhu also had a hot face. He looked at Xu Jiazhen''s beautiful oval face and said, "tell me about it."


    Xu Jiazhen bit her lower lip shamefully: "it was songzhu''er who forced me! What... I got up in the morning or went to class early and bought you breakfast, ate with you, and then went to class. At noon, songzhu''er forced me to report to you face-to-face, and she humiliated me..."


    "She... Should also be for you."


    "No, she said... Forget it. There was nothing to say in class in the afternoon. The main thing was that in the afternoon, a woman I knew before filming contacted me and said that she could help me fight for women''s resources. Although it was an online drama. The woman had capital behind her and bullied me before, but I talked to her for a while because I thought she had a problem. Later, she said she wanted me to talk to her The investor ate, helped me get rid of the control of your company, and gave me a lot of money. I thought something was wrong. I didn''t refuse her, told songzhuer about it, and she forced me to report it to you face to face. "


    "Ah, someone has been fooling me recently. Don''t get involved."


    "I want to try."


    "Try what?"


    "Go to dinner and see what conditions they offer to give you some information."


    "No, your IQ will be killed by people. Look at me. I know I''m stupid, so I''ll hide so that no one can seize the opportunity."


    "But..."


    "OK! I have received the report. Go back."


    "Iron pillar!"


    "Are you stupid? What about you? Why are you so conscientious?"


    "People know..."


    Xu Jiazhen looked at Li Tiezhu bitterly.


    Li Tiezhu''s cheeks are hot. He wants to say something, but he can''t say it. He has gone bad in the end.


    That night, a large number of sailors suddenly appeared on the Internet to attack Li Tiezhu. They had many tricks and sharp techniques. They were like heaven and women scattered flowers.


    Some people say that Li Tiezhu pretends to be a fool. In fact, he is very dark. Suppressing Hua Tianyu is proof. Some people say that Li Tiezhu is a scum man and has an improper relationship with lengba and Zheng Yanzi. Some people say that Li Tiezhu is a pervert. She openly hides yo at school. A beautiful female classmate named Xu Jiazhen. Others say that Li Tiezhu is a hypocritical traitor, secretly supported by many American institutions, so he has such good resources at home and abroad.


    But these are all speculation, and another event is even more terrible.


    In the middle of the night, Yang Mi sent a document saying: "Li Tiezhu deceived everyone. He is definitely not as pure and good as you think. On the contrary, he is an expert in controlling people''s hearts!"


    The melon eaters immediately gossip and call on sister Mi to break the news.


    Who knows, a few minutes later, lengba posted a message on her microblog: "the cleanest people in the entertainment industry are always splashed with dirty water because everyone wants him to be as dirty as them! I advise a actress not to flatter the public and bring the rhythm."


    Oh!


    good heavens.


    Everyone can see that Yang Mi and lengba broke up openly because of Li Tiezhu?


    What kind of melon is this?


    Is this the plastic friendship in the entertainment industry?


    But isn''t Yang Mi lengba''s bole and boss? How dare she? And why? For Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi? What does she have to do with Li Tiezhu?


    Do you mean


    Some curious melon eaters are even too excited to sleep.


    Then, Xu Jiazhen''s Weibo also came. She took some photos of peeling eggs and delivering milk to Li Tiezhu for breakfast. The accompanying text said: "Tiezhu filming is so hard, but no one loves him. I really don''t know what''s the use of looking for a girlfriend!"


    Xu Jiazhen, who was at the cusp of the storm, sent out this Weibo, and netizens exploded. They said that Li Tiezhu and Xu Jiazhen had an affair.


    Soon after, the voice of tiktok came back, and he stood in the light of the dormitory hallway. "How can it be so difficult? If he feels unhappy, he will change his girlfriend."


    The people who eat melons are completely hoodwinked. What kind of operation is this? Is there a fire in Li Tiezhu''s backyard? How many beauties are there in his backyard? Li Tiezhu is really a pervert?


    Xu Jiazhen is the one who took a video for songzhuer. Songzhuer dragged him out of his bed in the middle of the night.


    Xu Jiazhen was frightened: "what are you doing? What is black iron pillar doing?"


    Pine bamboo son smiled: "why? Distressed?"


    Xu Jiazhen opened her mouth and finally, um.


    Songzhu''er grabbed Xu Jiazhen with her mobile phone and walked back: "don''t think too much. Your little head can''t understand! Even I''m choking. This is the instruction of the military rabbit. Just do it. Go back to bed!"


    Although Xu Jiazhen felt that she wanted to hurt herself, she didn''t dare to ask.


    The next morning, while peeling eggs for Li Tiezhu, Xu Jiazhen apologized to Li Tiezhu. Her eyes were red for fear that Li Tiezhu would not believe it.


    Li Tiezhu ate an egg: "I know. Just be obedient. They will deal with it."


    Xu Jiazhen suddenly felt that Li Tiezhu was terrible, or that the women behind Li Tiezhu were terrible. Because she once wanted to make green tea, she found that she couldn''t guess what tricks those women were playing. If she was also in it, she was afraid she would be swallowed up.


    On the Internet, all kinds of melons of Li Tiezhu appeared overnight. Even song Zhuer, Yang Mi and lengba came to an end, which is even more intriguing.


    But in the unnoticed aspect, things suddenly reversed.


    (see "writer''s words" for details)

 Chapter 594

    At this time, rabbit Yaya was practicing morning skills, which was forced by the counselor. Although she was not a native of Xichuan, she grew up in Xichuan and spoke Xichuan dialect too fluently. As a result, her basic Mandarin lines were too poor and needed to be practiced.


    While practicing, Zhao Liya stared at Xu Jiazhen who fed Li Tiezhu not far away.


    A classmate said, "isn''t it great? The licking skill is first-class!"


    Zhao Liya shrugged and didn''t answer.


    She has heard all kinds of rumors about Xu Jiazhen kneeling and licking Li Tiezhu at Beidian, but she knows that these rumors are not enough to compare with the facts. As the initiator of PI Youai plan, Zhao Liya has deep merit and reputation.


    Want to tea my iron pillar?


    I let you be brainwashed into a peerless dogleg!


    After practicing morning exercises, Zhao Liya left without any intersection with Li Tiezhu because she was very busy. Turn around and send a message in the zoo group:


    "Lengba and sister Mi didn''t quarrel fiercely enough. Try harder! In addition, songzhuer remembers to set up Xu Jia Zhen. It''s very simple. You can expose it except me. They can guess whether it''s true or false! Anyway, in the end, we win, and the winner defines everything! Finally, Hua Tianyu can''t help adding a fire."


    ¡­¡­


    Today''s melons are especially sweet.


    This is not the first time Li Tiezhu has eaten melons, nor is it the first time he has eaten his own melons. In the past, it was also the main battle of songzhuer. He shrank behind to eat melons. But this time it was different. Even clumsy Li Tiezhu found that things were very strange, like a big airtight net covering the sky, making people out of breath.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t feel any pressure about his affair with lengba, Yang Mi and Xu Jiazhen because they were all very good.


    Here comes the melon again.


    In the morning, lengba and huagewang had just got married. Lengba bit huagewang to be a surrogate. Huagewang had a good reason to analyze that lengba and Li Tiezhu had an affair. Lengba said that it was rumored that huagewang had a child with a bad origin. Huagewang strongly refuted and threw out the evidence that Li Tiezhu''s apartment in the East China Sea was under lengba''s name.


    Strictly speaking, in fact, lengba and Huage Wang didn''t come up with evidence that they could really nail each other, but they openly tore each other like beating chicken blood.


    The people who eat melons are happy.


    Li Tiezhu can''t sit still now. After class, he brushes these news with his mobile phone, and the students around him also cast strange eyes on Li Tiezhu, but he didn''t notice it.


    At the same time, people in the school also cast strange eyes on songzhu''er and Xu Jiazhen, but something terrible happened. Songzhu''er came to class hand in hand with Xu Jiazhen.


    Hello?


    You tore each other open last night! How about a little moral integrity? Insult our IQ?


    Li Tiezhu was also dizzy. He was pressed by the three animals in the dormitory. He knows shit!


    So, after class, he went to Zhao Liya''s classroom and led her out for questioning.


    Zhao Liya was as steady as an old dog: "hee hee... Wait and see! This is not to hurt the enemy a thousand and lose eight hundred. It''s called retreat for progress. Believe me, we won''t be hurt at all, and the opponent will be wiped out. Of course, you can''t decide the outcome until you defeat enimo."


    Li Tiezhu was more dizzy and could only nod. After all, he must also believe Zhao Liya''s IQ.


    Although she smiles like a fool, she is actually very good.


    It''s just, what does this have to do with AI Dajin?


    At this time, Li Tiezhu received a call from his agent Zhang Xiaomeng.


    "Hello? Brother Meng, what''s up?"


    "Ai Dajin? He asked me to go to phoenix platform to talk? Tomorrow? Why?"


    "Oh... He''s from there? My husband knows? But why is it Phoenix? It''s live? Of course I don''t advise. Go!"


    "OK, I see. I''ll go!"


    Sure enough, the rabbit smashed the material again.


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu first sent the message to songzhu''er. After some analysis by the five beauties of the zoo, the context of the matter became clear.


    Probably the other party saw a fire in Li Tiezhu''s backyard, and Hua Tianyu, who had formed a school of his own, fell in love with Li Tiezhu. They thought there was an opportunity to take advantage of it, so they forced Li Tiezhu to go to the famous program Huashan Lun Jian PK.


    The zoo supported him and threatened to create favorable external conditions for him.


    (Huashan on sword is a virtual program, which can be supplemented by the combination of Qiang Qiang''s three lines and Xiao Shuo)


    Obviously, it''s to suppress Li Tiezhu. After all, many people know that Li Tiezhu is not smart, and Huashan Lun Jian is a live program.


    The other party is to take advantage of the chaos and make Li Tiezhu lose completely.


    Li Tiezhu agreed. He couldn''t advise because the name given by the other party was AI Dajin, a senior musician, personally analyzed the reasons why Li Tiezhu was not popular with his peers and helped him out of trouble.


    If Li Tiezhu refuses, it is a sign of guilty conscience.


    This trip has been decided, and it is an important battle.


    Soon, the news spread like wildfire.


    The voice on the Internet is very messy:


    "Don''t go, iron pillar, my husband will tell you the routine!"


    "It''s obviously a Hongmen banquet."


    "If there is no ghost in your heart, why not go? What is Li Tiezhu afraid of?"


    "I always feel that Li Tiezhu is inexplicably red..."


    "The more the truth is debated, the clearer it becomes."


    "Perhaps, serious brother is not serious at all. His era is coming to an end."


    In the afternoon, the war between lengba and Huage King escalated. Huagewang solemnly declared that he had no children and no surrogacy, and would sue lengba. Lengba said that she had never taken care of Li Tiezhu in the competition because of her personal feelings, and there was no black box operation. She threatened to sue Huage king.


    At this time, a very tricky problem arises:


    Lengba didn''t take care of Li Tiezhu because of her personal feelings. So, do you admit that you have emotional entanglement with Li Tiezhu?


    Hua Tianyu pointed out the bug in an instant.


    Yang Mi followed up and questioned: Li Tiezhu came out and said something! Lengba blew herself up.


    Lengba: "when I say personal feelings, I mean appreciation. You''re living on your own. Don''t think I don''t know your shit!"


    Hua Tianyu cut in perfectly: "it''s obvious that someone has been brainwashed by Li Tiezhu and loves sister MI."


    Yang Mi: "do you want your dog to be distressed? Pervert! I know more than ten. Do you want me to burst out?"


    Hua Tianyu was stunned. What the hell? Aren''t you two fighting? Shall I assist? Why are you scolding me?


    The scene became very chaotic for a time.


    After discussing with the team, Hua Tianyu issued a statement again: "at present, I am single, have no girlfriend, and have no idea of falling in love. I love my fans! As a pure musician, I won''t play with other people''s feelings. If there are artificial ballads, I will receive a court leaflet."


    Therefore, Hua Tianyu has issued two statements in one day:


    1¡¢ No children.


    2¡¢ There are no women.


    The two statements deal with two different "slanders" respectively. They seem to be impeccable, but they are full of loopholes.


    In the words of rabbit smashing Zhao Liya, if you directly reveal his old background, he will admit it generously. It''s no problem to admit it with the woman. This matter must first let him set up a flag, and then throw it out at the right time, so as to really hit the other party. It''s better if the belly black rabbit smashes it early.


    So ah, what surrogacy and what wandering flowers are all false offensives to force the other party to make a "commitment"!


    Later, lengba and Yang Mi did not attack Huage king again, but began to spray each other.


    All kinds of people also appeared on the Internet and began to spray Li Tiezhu from all angles. Most of the reasons for logical brain disability are far fetched and worthless.


    Let a group of melon eaters wonder who to trust?


    "You''re not cruel enough. I''ll edit it for you. Really, you can''t swear."


    "You are my boss!"


    "I''m not as useless as you. Get out!"


    "Omitted ~"


    Lengba stuck out her tongue.


    Yang Mi scolded herself with lengba''s mobile phone editor microblog and said, "your tongue is so long! Tut Tut, iron pillar is blessed!"


    Lengba hugged Yang Mi.


    After Yang Mi sent her own information, she picked up her mobile phone and began to scold back. In the entertainment industry, true or false. She said, "I''ll talk to Songzhu this time. We can help Li Tiezhu, but you must play an important role in the next film. We don''t do business at a loss! You should have entered the film industry all day long!"


    Lengba attacked her chest: "Wow, wow..."


    No one knows that when they eat melons desperately and fill their brains with all kinds of scripts that Yang Mi and lengba become enemies, the two beautiful girls are fighting together on the sofa.


    Blame the rabbit!


    AI Dajin didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to agree to go to Huashan on swords with him so easily. Instead of using all the bad moves he had prepared early, he held back.


    Phoenix TV is also biased towards China, but it has one characteristic, that is, it can tolerate unsocial remarks.


    This TV station can''t broadcast directly in China, but it can be seen live on the Internet.


    This is a preset battlefield!


    After watching the chaos on the Internet, Ai Da couldn''t help but scold his pig teammates: "don''t push too hard! Moreover, the Navy should be justified. Why are there so many brain crippling comments on the Internet? Scold him or ourselves? Don''t be black for the sake of darkness! Remember our goal."


    Pig teammates were speechless. They thought it was AI Dajin''s stupid thing.


    Because no one can guess that the rabbit will find someone black Li Tiezhu, the situation has become extremely chaotic for them.


    Finally, AI Dajin said, "in a word, exercise restraint and be rational before I black Li Tiezhu. It''s not a big problem to have Hua Tianyu on the side. With him, we have enough room. After all, he''s not with us."


    But soon after AI Dajin finished this sentence, Hua Tianyu burst.


    When the last nail is pulled out, Li Tiezhu has no obstacles, just waiting for him to fight enimo in Huashan on the sword tomorrow!


    AI Dajin was stunned!


    Everything came too soon.


    But... Tomorrow is the day of Huashan on sword with Li Tiezhu. What happened?


    How did Li Tiezhu, who "betrayed his relatives", get rid of Hua Tianyu?


    In fact, it''s very simple... It''s all the rabbit''s fault!


    (see "the writer''s words")

 Chapter 595

    Huage Wang has 10000 MMP words that he can''t say. He really didn''t expect the other party to play such sinister tricks. In the final analysis, he is too young. In short, this time he was completely planted, became a new object ridiculed by the group, and was given various titles by netizens:


    Magician: big change into a living man, send son Luohan, Huaying melon, fig and so on.


    The most wonderful thing is the fig, which is irritating enough.


    Hua Tianyu, who had previously sent various disps to Li Tiezhu, was silent in an instant. The whole team is estimated to be working hard all night to discuss countermeasures. This matter is big or small, but the problem is that Hua Tianyu''s oath was too firm.


    But the defecates are still very active. In the attitude of carrying out the brain disability to the end, they speak everywhere and support lengba in support of Huage king.


    Their remarks are too dazzling:


    "My family Huahua has children. What''s the matter? Did you eat your rice?"


    "It''s her blessing to give the singer to Watson''s children. They didn''t say anything."


    "Huahua doesn''t say it''s for the good of children. Some people are shameless!"


    "What''s wrong with not getting married? Does she deserve to get a license with Huahua? Allowing her to be born is to look up to her."


    "Hua Hua is so poor that he is always bullied."


    Because of the existence of these brain powder, it is impossible for Hua Tianyu to keep a low profile. Now he is and will be ridiculed by the majority of netizens for a long time.


    Just then, Yang Ma announced:


    "Because a singer surnamed Hua didn''t pay attention to his behavior, it had a very bad impact on the audience. Therefore, after research, it was decided to cancel his program in the Spring Festival Gala."


    This news is too heavy. It basically declares the premature death of Hua Tianyu''s career. Even if he makes a comeback in the future, it will never be as hot as before. Once some things are stained, it will be a stain for a lifetime.


    Hua Tianyu died crying in the septic tank. He knew he had been plotted this time, but what if he knew?


    At this stage of the battle, the first wave of the battle was over. Qu Manting, ZHOU Jianren, pita and Hua Tianyu, who jumped out first against Li Tiezhu, are all planted. I''m happy that there is no big savior of the entertainment circle in this world.


    Everyone is one. This time Li Tiezhu won again, but only careful people will speak.


    This time Yang Ma retired Hua Tianyu, but she didn''t help Li Tiezhu up. Well informed people in the circle have long known that even if they don''t win Hua Tianyu, Yang Ma will bring Li Tiezhu this year, but up to now, Yang Ma hasn''t mentioned Li Tiezhu at all.


    What does that mean?


    It doesn''t seem to explain anything, but it can explain something.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stand up in person this time, but people on his side never stopped stabbing. The first three were ok because they were scum with real bad deeds, but the means were really too sinister when dealing with the last Huage king. In addition, lengba, Yang Mi and Xu Jiazhen jumped out to disturb the audience and hinted at something with Li Tiezhu, which is very thought-provoking.


    I don''t know if the above impression of Li Tiezhu has changed. In short, Yang Ma didn''t support Li Tiezhu immediately this time.


    Enimo was satisfied because his first phase of combat mission was achieved, which temporarily blocked the above support for Li Tiezhu.


    That night, strange things happened again.


    Lengba and Yang Mi, who had been making a lot of noise on the Internet, were suddenly photographed walking around the supermarket hand in hand, talking and laughing.


    Then, lengba sent a document: "Li Tiezhu studio only said to shoot with me, but didn''t say to sign me. Some people listen to the wind and rain. I really don''t know how to be a boss with such a small mind."


    Yang Mi countered: "Li Tiezhu is poisonous and can bewitch the people. You see, Zhou Xingxing has been planted in his hands. I''m afraid you''ll be fooled by him! I''m also talking to me about filming with you. What are you doing? I don''t want to deceive you."


    Netizens are confused. Why are you two singing double reed here?


    Who are you!


    Isn''t it just to kill Huage king?


    People with bright eyes can see that, especially Yang Mi, you are obviously a fake police jump. You are with Li Tiezhu! Besides, you didn''t deal with Huage king on a program last time.


    Songzhu''er also made a new video, shooting the camera. Xu Jiazhen took the video.


    Um


    In short, we understand that everything is an illusion!


    So the question comes... Do these women have any improper relationship with Li Tiezhu?


    There are tens of millions of Conan online, and there are no results after analysis.


    After killing the enemy 1000, Li Tiezhu didn''t lose 800. These female artists are still on the show. They are showy.


    After shooting the video, Xu Jiazhen was more confused and asked Matsushita: "what are you doing?"


    Matsushita: "fishing in troubled waters! People are like this. Sometimes you are full of loopholes, but as long as your opponent explodes first, you will be safe, because everyone goes to eat melons. What the rabbit said, sometimes the more loopholes you have, the more people don''t believe, just like us."


    Xu Jiazhen: "how''s iron pillar?"


    Songzhu''er said, "he is in good shape and will never be disturbed by these things. He came home two days ago at the weekend. Alas, hehe..."


    Xu Jiazhen wondered, "what happened to him when he came home?"


    The old fellow is proud of the way: "tie the heart, old iron."


    Xu Jiazhen: "??"


    Songzhu''er is gone. Her heart is talking about her language talent. Is sister Mi powerful? How did she come up with such an adjective? However, it is quite accurate and interesting to say.


    Xu Jia Zhen Leng was thinking and thinking in the old fellow. The expression was finally metamorphosis. I went to...


    The next morning, Xu Jiazhen didn''t sleep well. When she peeled Li Tiezhu''s eggs, her expression was wrong. It was all Songzhu''s fault. that really hurts, man. Eggs that big? Mineral water bottle? Humanoid mixer?


    Don''t tell me such strange things!


    Xu Jiazhen trembled and handed the shelled egg to Li Tiezhu. He couldn''t help asking, "are you ready?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you going to do?"


    "Hua Shan Lun Jian tonight!"


    "Ready for what?"


    "How are you going to PK with enimo? He made it clear that he was coming to step on you. Have you decided what to say?"


    "Say what?"


    "Didn''t you ask songzhuer or Zhao Liya to prepare it for you?"


    "Ready for what?"


    "Er..."


    "It''s over. I''m a professional!"


    "Then..."


    "What?"


    "Is it really as big as an egg?"


    "What?"


    "Cough... Nothing, nothing."


    In class this day, Li Tiezhu was as serious as ever. Although he couldn''t understand it at all many times, this was the norm of learning slag, but his attitude was flawless and didn''t get distracted by the evening program.


    On the contrary, the students all looked at Li Tiezhu with strange eyes. Several teachers had strange eyes.


    Wang Xiaokai and Li Zhixuan were even more wonderful. They actually began to tell cold jokes to Li Tiezhu, saying that they were to ease his nervous mood. Wu Lei''s sand sculpture even pulled Li Tiezhu to watch the film openly after class. It''s called using art to dilute tension.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu doesn''t know what tension is. On the contrary, the more he watches the film, the more nervous he becomes. This technology is not good.


    "Yo ~ or infantry?"


    Songzhuer leads Xu Jiazhen to come over.


    Wu Lei was so frightened that his mobile phone almost fell to the ground that he quickly closed it. Wang Xiaokai and Li Zhixuan beat the table with laughter.


    Matsushita: "what''s the matter? Why don''t you show it to me and Xu Jiazhen?"


    Wu leikan smiled: "monitor, I''m wrong! I shouldn''t take iron pillars to see such things. I don''t dare anymore."


    Songzhu''er waved his hand: "it doesn''t matter. You can learn more for him. What... I mean, let''s have a dinner outside Fenghuang platform tonight and eat hot pot! Celebrate Li Tiezhu''s scolding AI Dajin! I''ve booked the private room and let you know. Remember to come on time. Let''s watch the live broadcast and eat hot pot at the same time!"


    Wang Xiaokai thumbed up: "the monitor is heroic!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you wait for me to come out and eat together?"


    Pine bamboo son said: "Hey, hey, hey... It''s none of your business to celebrate. You''d better go to fight Ai Da tight. If you fight well, we''ll leave you some belly. If you don''t fight well, you can kneel on the washboard for me at home."


    Li Tiezhu has a strange expression. Who often kneels at home? Brag, don''t draft!


    Soon, the afternoon course was over.


    Li Tiezhu drove to fenghuangtai building. It''s not his first time. He came here last time to punish Lu Yu.


    Listen to the car. Instead of going to fenghuangtai immediately, Li Tiezhu came to a nearby cafe and met Yang Mi in a corner.


    "I flew with that guy, and he told me I was on the wrong side. Cut!"


    Pass the coffee to Li Tiezhu. Yang Mi said with a smile and skimmed her mouth.


    "Thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu is very polite. This time, sister Mi helped him again. Although Li Tiezhu didn''t come forward, he is also paying attention to the situation.


    Yang Mi stirred the coffee with ambiguous eyes: "thank you enough?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched her head and blushed a little. After all, something too pleasant had happened before. Now she has become a special observer of the zoo. It''s bullshit.


    Yang Mi pondered and said, "thank you. There are too many words. I don''t want to say next to the word!"


    Li Tiezhu thought carefully, and his face became even more red.


    Yang Mi: "yo ~ now you know how to play innocent? You didn''t blush when your sister was shaking!"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t... let''s get down to business."


    Yang Mi kicked Li Tiezhu under the table: "I can have a fart business with you! I just came to see you and cheer you up. In addition, cat Jun is worried. I''m afraid you can''t tell my husband. Let me give you a move. How can I? It''s better to smash the rabbit. We don''t teach others to do such things. You can do it."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry! He''s fat and full of groove points. I can kill him!"


    Yang Mi: "I believe your ability to fight people! Every sentence pierces my heart! My sister is afraid."


    Li Tiezhu: "hum???"


    We''re not talking about the same thing, are we?


    At this time, a fat man with long hair came in with a strange smile on his face.


    Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi looked at the past at the same time. It''s really a narrow road for friends. It''s not enimo.


    He waved with some friends on the other side and walked towards Li Tiezhu. When he came to Li Tiezhu, he first shook off the folding fan: "Li Tiezhu..."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you fly with Haisi?"

 Chapter 596

    At this time, a fat man with long hair came in with a strange smile on his face.


    Li Tiezhu and Yang Mi looked at the past at the same time. It''s really a narrow road for friends. It''s not enimo.


    He waved with some friends on the other side and walked towards Li Tiezhu. When he came to Li Tiezhu, he first shook off the folding fan and said in a natural and unrestrained posture: "Li Tiezhu..."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you fly with Haisi?"


    Enimo was stunned: "what?"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and shouted, "Sir, do you wash your hair with haisifei?"


    Enimo: my ears don''t carry back


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Don''t use this brand in the future. Look at your dandruff floating everywhere. It''s disgusting."


    Yang Mi burst out laughing. She couldn''t help it. Li Tiezhu was as honest as ever! The prologue is too standard. The key is that what he said is the truth. Enimo''s hair is oily and his shoulders are full of dandruff.


    Enimo stared at his shoulder and patted it with a fan.


    Originally, he was going to come and take the lead, but he got off to a bad start and was defeated.


    Li Tiezhu quickly took the menu to cover Yang Mi''s coffee, stretched out his hand to protect his cup, and looked at enimo with disgust.


    Enimo: "be polite..."


    Li Tiezhu: "get out! Jill is disgusting! You''d better wash your head and go on the program at night, or I won''t sit with you."


    With that, Li Tiezhu also kicked his feet in a driving posture. It was originally two opposing camps. Who gave you a fake hello? You want to kill me. I want you to die suddenly.


    Enimo: "


    Yang Mi leaned back, hid from dandruff and smiled perfunctorily: "Mr. AI, you''d better leave first. Really, your dandruff is a little disgusting."


    Enimo wants to swear, but this is a public occasion. He is not as iron as Li Tiezhu.


    Finally, as soon as he closed the folding fan, he turned and left, thinking that he wanted you to look good tonight!


    Yang Mi immediately raised her hand: "weiter, please change us two new cups of coffee."


    Li Tiezhu: "wipe the table, too. Fortunately, it''s hard!"


    Enimo felt that he should be diaphragmatic. To tell the truth, he was busy with the layout these two days. He didn''t wash his hair. He had dandruff, but there was definitely not so much. These two people just made it clear that they disgusted him.


    [didi didi...]


    Li Tiezhu found that the passive skill "mind damage" in the system turned red again, which was ready to go.


    Therefore, it was not how cruel Li Tiezhu was just now, but the power of passive skills.


    Passive skill activation, stable tonight!


    For others, Li Tiezhu felt a little embarrassed when he occasionally passively attacked so many times, but for this kind of goods, Li Tiezhu didn''t mind hanging up at all and had no sense of guilt.


    When two new cups of coffee came up, Yang Mi said, "I''m relieved to see you in such good shape, sister."


    Li Tiezhu: "because of me, you also offended them. Doesn''t it matter?"


    Yang Mi: "I have offended many people! For example, some ice, some cool, some Lu, hey hey! Sister MI, I''m known as the bright light in the industry, you know?"


    "Oh ~"


    "So you''d better not offend me."


    "Don''t dare!"


    "Hum, be nice to the cat."


    "Oh."


    "Well, I should go. Remember to be cruel and don''t be bullied, or the cat king will be distressed to death."


    "Go? You haven''t had your coffee yet."


    "Do you think I''m in a hurry? I''m specially here to drink coffee with you? I''m very busy at a meeting in Kyoto. It''s your honor to have coffee with me. Have fun."


    "Oh, are you free this evening?"


    "What are you doing?"


    "I don''t do anything."


    "What are you doing?"


    "I, zhu''er, treat you to hot pot in the evening. You can come together if you are free."


    "Hey! She told me about it. I don''t have time."


    With that, Yang Mi left with a famous brand bag and touched Li Tiezhu''s inch head before leaving.


    Li Tiezhu nodded secretly. This sister is very nice.


    Waiter: "Mr. Li Tiezhu, you and Yang Mi spend a total of 3800 yuan."


    What a black shop!


    Li Tiezhu covers his heart. This sister doesn''t look like a good person!


    After paying the money, Li Tiezhu scolded: "I lost... Sister Mi looks like a dog. I didn''t expect to be so insidious..."


    Then he received sister Mi''s wechat: "boys should be atmospheric and don''t swear."


    Li Tiezhu looked around in horror. Is there surveillance?


    He wanted to finish the coffee he spent a lot of money on and put an end to waste, but Li Tiezhu still couldn''t help it. It was too hard to drink. It was still Banhua''s milk tea.


    Li Tiezhu went out to find a cheap small restaurant and ate a large plate of fried rice. Then he wiped his mouth and walked into the building of fenghuangtai.


    It''s seven forty, only twenty minutes before the program starts.


    The program team first arranged Li Tiezhu to make up, then began to call enimo, and soon called people and pressed make-up. After all, the two guests were ugly today, and the makeup artists were under great pressure.


    Hua Shan Lun Jian is a wonderful program. It can be as warm as water, burst like fire, have fun and tear it face to face.


    Sometimes there is a collision of views, sometimes there is mutual recognition, and the effect of the program depends on the views of the guests.


    Dou wutao, the host of the program, invited two guests to sit down for tea and chat. He guided the two guests to speak freely. The seemingly simple program has a large fan base. Because, this program is often incisive, sharp point of view, never drift with the tide.


    This program has seen Li Xiaojie and Jackie Chan boast each other, double ice innuendo, and sharp scolding between Wu Jing and XX.


    Today, the probability is scolding.


    This is also the result that the program group, the audience, the host and the two guests want.


    Soon, the two guests finished their makeup and led by the staff to the studio. This is a studio decorated like a study. It is very Wenqing, suitable for AI Dajin, but not suitable for Li Tiezhu.


    The live broadcast hasn''t started yet, and the staff are still making tea.


    Host Dou wutao: "Hello, Miss AI, long time no see!"


    Enimo forced Ge very high: "it''s easy to say, it''s all mixed. If you have something to say in Kyoto."


    Dou wutao looked at Li Tiezhu again: "Hello, Tiezhu, first meeting."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, Hello!"


    Dou wutao helped his glasses: "let''s make a good deal tonight. We can say our views casually, but we can''t hurt harmony."


    Enimo: "don''t worry, we''re angry. It''s hard to tell the child opposite."


    Li Tiezhu: "I promise I won''t hit people, okay?"


    Dou wutao: "hey... I don''t care about the game behind your back. As for this program, we won''t say what we can say and what we can''t say, okay? Don''t be blocked by some audit at that time."


    Li Tiezhu immediately frowned: "this... Is really a little hurt!"


    Enimo sneered: "do you think you are the king of Chinese music? Are you afraid? You should say * * * when you call him later."


    Li Tiezhu: "hey? Did you wash your hair?"


    Ernie Morton was dumb and said angrily for a long time: "wash! And I still use haisifei!"


    Li Tiezhu: "does the scalp itch?"


    Enimo: no itching


    But it''s so strange. It was not itchy, but Li Tiezhu said it again. Because of his face, enimo tried not to pick it. However, the more he endured, the more itchy it was. It was too uncomfortable, and his expression became a little ferocious.


    When the time came to eight o''clock, the director gave instructions, and the host Dou wutao began to say his opening remarks:


    "Hello, audience friends, welcome to Huashan on sword , I''m Dou wutao, the host. Today, our theme is "the storm in the music world, the war between one person and half the music world". We have the honor to invite the party, the popular singer Li Tiezhu. At the same time, we also invited the famous musician and host enimo. Today, we will comb and speculate on the storm in the Chinese music world in the past ten days. Ladies and gentlemen, let''s give it to the audience Say hello! "


    Enimo shook off the folding fan and lifted his long hair: "Hello, I''m enimo."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hello, I''m Li Tiezhu."


    At this time, thousands of people across the country watched the live broadcast of Huashan Lun Jian on mobile phones or computers. Because of the high heat, many people had been looking forward to the duel for a long time, most of them on Li Tiezhu''s side.


    It has to be said that Phoenix will come, because we will seize the hot spots and invite Li Tiezhu and enimo. In these two days, APP downloads have surged, exceeding 40 million times in two days. The number of people watching the live broadcast online tonight also reached a new high, more than 70 million, but the server has just been expanded.


    As soon as the program began, the barrage of bullets flew up:


    "Serious brother, come on!"


    "I don''t understand. Why did AI Dajin jump out? It''s none of his business?"


    "Interests!"


    "The water behind this is very deep."


    "How deep is the water? It''s obvious that someone wants to make Li Tiezhu."


    "Anyway, it''s serious, brother."


    "The husband knows that he still has the face to be on the program?"


    "I don''t care. I want to see Li Tiezhu fight AI Dajin."


    "Phoenix station is fair and live. Don''t worry about malicious editing."


    "Is this the fat man who preaches Tianzhu?"


    "Yes, that''s him."


    After the opening, dou wutao didn''t get to the point immediately, but asked, "did you know each other before?"


    Enimo shook his head: "yes, but I haven''t met."


    Li Tiezhu: "I just met him for the first time in the cafe downstairs. He didn''t wash his hair at that time..."


    Enimo quickly said, "just say hello. Everyone is civilized. Different views do not affect everyone''s polite communication."


    Dou wutao asked again, "have you heard each other''s music?"


    Enimo: "yes, he writes a good song."


    Li Tiezhu also nodded: "my father likes the same table very much. I listened to my father sing since childhood."


    Dou wutao gave a cry and began to get to the point: "the recent turmoil in the music world is strange and dazzling. Iron pillar, how did this happen?"


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "I don''t know! Suddenly a group of people came to scold me."


    Enimo: "why don''t they scold others? They scold you? You must have done something wrong. People should save themselves three times a day..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "now the situation is that all the people who scold me burst."


    Enimo: "who can make no mistakes in this life? I have to criticize you. People scold you for being free. What is the behavior of letting people explode other people''s black material? Also, how did you get some black material? Is it illegal? Is this the behavior and example of an idol?"


    Li Tiezhu: "pita! Should we? ZHOU Jianren! Should we? Qu Manting! Should we? * * *! Should we?"


    Enimo scratched his head: "this is sophistry..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t fly with Haisi..."

 Chapter 597

    Just like the evil god of huoyun doesn''t have to support the ground with his hands, some people have behavioral obsessive-compulsive disorder. For example, now enimo still has a severe itch on his scalp, but he takes back his hands, but he can''t counsel in front of Li Tiezhu.


    Hey, I won''t scratch!


    Enimo said, "this is not what an artist should do!"


    Li Tiezhu: "but this is what a citizen should do. The first three are illegal and criminal acts. What''s wrong with me reporting them? As for the last * * *, although it''s not a crime, the audience should know the truth."


    Enimo: "you finally admit that you made them, didn''t you? When you scolded in the music world, you used this trick? What are you guilty of?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t argue with a mad dog! If you meet a mad dog, just shoot it with a stick."


    Enimo: "you''re already suspected of personal attack."


    Li Tiezhu spread his hands: "you''re right."


    I won''t argue with you!


    Enimo''s face changed, his face was full of anger, and a Beijing scold was on his lips.


    Barrage:


    "Jieqi! It''s too special."


    "I don''t argue with mad dogs, hahaha..."


    "Ai Da is going crazy."


    "On the enemy, it depends on my brother Zhu!"


    "Really? The ass is crooked to the Pacific Ocean. Which of the three is innocent? I can only say that Li Tiezhu did a good job!"


    "Every time those who slander Li Tiezhu overturn, it can prove that Li Tiezhu is really hard."


    "Outside the game? Haven''t those people used it? It''s just that Li Tiezhu can stand straight. They can''t grasp the handle."


    "My husband knows that he has met his opponent!"


    In Xianyi village diagonally opposite fenghuangtai building, seven people, songzhuer, Zhao Liya, Xu Jiazhen, Wu Lei, Wang Xiaokai, Li Zhixuan and sun Xixi, are eating hot pot. The live broadcast of Huashan Lun Jian is on the big screen in the private room.


    Matsushita: "beautiful! Just kill him and the old dog!"


    Xu Jiazhen sneered: "what''s wrong with personal attacks? Are those guys still human? Traitorous dogs!"


    Wang Xiaokai: "Han Pi is still fierce, but enimo is not simple. Be careful."


    Wu Lei: "be careful, brother hammer. If he dares to die, we''ll rush over and kill him immediately."


    Li Zhixuan: "don''t you think this hot pot is salty? Chen Chichi has a hammer and won''t eat their hot pot next time."


    Sun Xixi said, "watch TV and keep your voice down."


    Zhao Liya scalded her belly and said nothing. She carefully observed enimo''s Micro expression. Her brain turned quickly. She found that enimo''s angry expression seemed to be pretended. There was a problem.


    In the program, dou wutao said, "let''s calm down first. Mr. AI said that it''s inappropriate for Tiezhu to win the curse war by moving down his opponent. But Tiezhu felt that what those people did could not be tolerated and had to be poked out. So, this matter! The public said that the public was reasonable and the woman said that the woman was reasonable."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! They scold me. I don''t want to scold them back. I don''t want to win them. I just want to report them! I don''t think such people deserve to make money in the Chinese entertainment circle."


    Enimo: why? If you don''t think so, who are you


    Li Tiezhu: "a Chinese, I love the country and believe in the law. What about you? Do you think they are wronged?"


    Enimo fan hard: "I think you are too inflated, the entertainment industry is not your family."


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of tea and said, "do you think they are wronged?"


    Enimo: you will make public anger like this


    "Do you think they are wronged?"


    "The world is not black or white..."


    "Do you think they are wronged?"


    "I..."


    Dou wutao looked at enimo: "teacher AI! Because you and Tiezhu have opposite views, you should answer this question. Li Tiezhu thinks they are to blame and have gone beyond the internal struggle in the entertainment industry. Do you think they should or shouldn''t end now?"


    Ai Da tightly closed the fan and frowned: "I don''t care what they do, it has nothing to do with me! Moreover, they are only a small group of people who oppose Li Tiezhu, not all. You can''t take a few problematic eggs to prove that all eggs can''t be eaten."


    Li Tiezhu: "can I eat the eggs with problems?"


    AI Dajin: "you can eat other eggs."


    Li Tiezhu: "can I eat eggs with problems?"


    AI Dajin: "this... Throw it away!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I think so too! So I''ll help you pick out the rotten eggs. Don''t thank me."


    AI Dajin suddenly leaned forward: "how can you prove that you have no problem?"


    Li Tiezhu: "all artists are eggs in the basket. They are still free to choose. Who is a rotten egg can be distinguished. If I have a problem, anyone can raise it. If I don''t deserve it, I will naturally be despised by the audience."


    AI Dajin: "but now more people oppose you than support you. What do you say?"


    Li Tiezhu: "they are rotten eggs. Including you!"


    Oh!


    Dou wutao leaned back after listening to the direct tactics and leaned back in his chair to see AI Dajin''s appearance of trying to stop talking. He thought it was really interesting. There were few such direct guests. He said, "so, tie Zhu. Do you think Mr. AI Dajin has a problem?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the top of his finger: "if you don''t believe it, look at the barrage."


    Barrage:


    "My brother Zhu is as cruel as ever!"


    "You really deserve to be my idol. You''re right. Scold him."


    "Ai Da''s face is green."


    "Hahaha! Fun, this issue is fun."


    "Ai Dajin also has a lot of black materials. I''m serious about him!"


    "I''m excited to see this stupid program."


    "Isn''t it better than Bo people?"


    "Including you! Ha ha, it''s a big face to face."


    In the private room of xianfuzhuang, there was a burst of cheers and applause, followed by the sound of cheers, obviously praising Li Tiezhu''s last sentence.


    Everyone had a beer.


    Zhao liyazhi took a sip and said, "something''s wrong. AI Dajin''s eyes are wrong."


    At this time, enimo suddenly smiled strangely and said, "you are so confident that you have no problem?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have a clear conscience."


    Enimo waved a fan: "well, I ask you, why is lengba always the first to speak for you every time you have an accident? When you joined the good voice, the apartment you lived in Donghai was the real estate under her name, wasn''t it? Someone photographed you and her wearing a mask and going to a B & B room in the Heng store together. Is that true?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Enimo said, "lengba was also photographed buying some men''s clothes and finally wearing them on you, didn''t she?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Enimo sneered: "so what''s the relationship between you and lengba?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t answer immediately, but looked at enimo''s ugly face. He was weighing.


    Enimo: are you thinking about sophistry? It''s useless. I have evidence in my hand


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! No, no?"


    "My goddess!"


    "Does pine bamboo know?"


    "Lengba will have something to do with Li Tiezhu? Isn''t that bullshit?"


    "I don''t know why, I suddenly hope it''s true."


    "Iron pillar, come on!"


    "Is serious brother also a sea king?"


    "Even if so, so what?"


    "It''s not a double standard. It''s different from * * *. It''s a denial. Li Tiezhu dares to admit that I need him badly!"


    "The probability is true."


    The private room of the hot pot shop was also quiet, and others looked at songzhuer. In fact, everyone here knew the relationship between Li Tiezhu and lengba, but didn''t expect to be stabbed into the live broadcast.


    Songzhu''er looks at Zhao Liya. Zhao Liya shakes her head slightly. What can I do?


    Live! I can only watch Li Tiezhu play.


    At the scene of the program, dou wutao said, "teacher AI answered your question, iron pillar, you should also answer positively."


    Li Tiezhu also thought about it. He smiled and said, "I''m afraid you don''t believe it."


    Enimo: you say so


    Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "actually... Sister lengba likes me."


    Dou wutao: "poof -"


    A mouthful of tea sprayed directly.


    What the hell is that? You two are mixed up. Do you like it?


    Li Tiezhu suddenly became shy: "well... I''m ashamed! I''m ugly, have no taste, and I don''t know when she was blind. She looks... Right? Her character is also... Right? Her voice is very... You know? It''s hard! It''s really hard... I''ve tried my best to control myself! But I failed!"


    Hard!


    Enimo was silly: "ah?"


    Admit it?


    You''re so cunning! I also prepared a series of moves. It''s useless!


    Dou wutao was also shocked: "you say that... No problem? You really... Ah? She has so many fans, you say it openly here..."


    Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "you forced me to say!"


    Dou wutao: "but pine and bamboo..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t know songzhuer at that time."


    Dou wutao: "


    Enimo refused: "what about you now?"


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "she... Still likes me!"


    Enimo: "don''t you play with other people''s feelings? Eating a bowl and looking at the pot will be despised."


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes! If the audience abandons me because of this, it is also their freedom."


    With that, Li Tiezhu opened the Phoenix app, and his expression was more confused: "eh!"


    The barrage was so wonderful that it even exceeded Li Tiezhu''s best imagination.


    "Lengba powder came to congratulate!"


    "I can''t stand it!"


    "God''s special control failed..."


    "What''s the matter? My serious brother is passive!"


    "Dare to admit that you are a real man."


    "Sleeping trough, what do I see?"


    "Do you want to boycott Li Tiezhu?"


    "Forget it, iron pillars have been bullied by lengba. Let''s not bully him."


    "I am a double standard. I support Li Tiezhu. Well done!"


    In the private room, everyone was stupid. They thought of all kinds of sophistry of Li Tiezhu, but they didn''t expect him to admit it.


    Songzhuer was worried: "Li Tiezhu is not perfect!"


    Zhao Liya: "it''s time for him to show his defects in front of the audience. The more perfect he is, the easier it is to roll over. It''s okay! Cold Barbie, you''re early. Who can say what?"


    Lengba, far away in the East China Sea, watched the live broadcast alone in the room, and her heart was crisp.


    Ben meow also has an official day? Or live!


    Happiness comes too suddenly.


    Just... Won''t it bring trouble to the iron pillar?


    Sure enough, enimo in the program really had no choice. He asked, "you and lengba... Why did you stay with songzhuer later?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I like pine and bamboo."


    Enimo: "what about lengba?"


    Li Tiezhu: "she still likes me. Hey? Is this my private affair? I should answer. Do you want to ask me the details?"


    Enimo: "well... What about Xu Jiazhen? Your classmate."


    In the private room of the hot pot shop, Xu Jiazhen suddenly blushed. She was very embarrassed and didn''t dare to look up.


    Li Tiezhu thought, "she likes me too."


    Enimo: "


    Li Tiezhu suddenly looked back and took out: "Miss AI, do you Americans gossip like this?"


    It''s been a lap. Now fight back!

 Chapter 598

    Enimo subconsciously replied, "I''m Chinese. You can''t discredit me on this point. I''m a Chinese rooted in Miao Hong, and my parents are senior intellectuals. I was admitted to Qinghua first, and then transferred to Beidian. I''m still your senior brother..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! You haven''t been admitted to Nortel for several years."


    "I..."


    "So, you are not my senior brother. Besides, you are Chinese. Why do you have an American passport?"


    "Can''t I have dual nationality? My nation is Chinese!"


    "But China does not recognize dual nationality!"


    "We can prove that Chinese people with American passports are equally patriotic."


    Enimo was loud.


    Li Tiezhu was thinking about another thing: "are you a Kyoto Hukou? Uh huh, I''ll report your dual nationality after the program."


    Enimo: "are you special..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m still a senior intellectual. Don''t you understand the law? Forget it, everyone, who has time to report a wave. I''m still busy eating hot pot in the evening."


    Enimo said angrily, "who told you that if you become a foreign nationality, you will not be patriotic?"


    Li Tiezhu said bravely: "it''s none of my business whether you love China or not? I just want to report you. If I had been born a few years earlier, it wouldn''t be anyone else''s turn to report my master''s son!"


    Originally, dual nationality was indeed not allowed, but many people did not cancel their Chinese nationality after taking American nationality. I don''t know here, so in fact, dual nationality was formed.


    Most of these things are not investigated by the people, because it is difficult to count and verify, but Li Tiezhu is frank and frank like kindergarten children:


    ah I''m going to tell the teacher!


    At this moment, the two men were already desperate. It was obvious that they both came to kill each other without any disguise.


    Enimo''s previous questioning revealed ferocity, and Li Tiezhu''s article on nationality was also unprecedented ferocity.


    The most important thing is that Li Tiezhu is too cheap. He directly said he wanted to report, which hurt enimo. It''s like two Wulin experts competing in public. There are 18 kinds of martial arts here. The other party sprinkles lime directly without talking about martial ethics.


    The barrage is very high, PIP:


    "I''ll report it right away!"


    "Reported."


    "Reported + 1"


    "Hahaha... I''m so happy."


    "Cheng Dalong: what evil did I accept?"


    "Serious brother is as excellent as ever. Hey, I''ll report you."


    "Did the husband know he was stupid? Didn''t he expect it?"


    "Iron pillar leather!"


    "No one noticed Li Tiezhu laughing at Ai Dajin for not being admitted to Nortel?"


    "Laugh to death, a senior brother who didn''t pass the exam?"


    "I just want to report you, Haote Geng!"


    The hot pot shop also laughed. Iron pillar is too fried.


    Tiktok: "as a respect justice and abide by the laws, I choose to report you, welcome everyone to follow up! @ Ai Dajin."


    Zhao Liya is holding her mobile phone and watching various news to assess how Li Tiezhu''s "self explosion" has reacted to lengba''s relationship. Originally, she thought the situation would be more serious, but she didn''t expect that the reaction of netizens was not so strong, at least at present, it is relatively mild.


    A few netizens said that they guessed that lengba and Li Tiezhu had burst out several times before. Another part of netizens thought that Li Tiezhu was not loyal to song Zhuer and hoped that he would know his way back. There were also some wonderful flowers that were quite representative. They thought Li Tiezhu... Well done!


    In any case, this matter is indeed an indelible moral flaw for Li Tiezhu.


    At present, Li Tiezhu, who has a strange relationship with lengba, has an equal share with AI Dajin, who is well known for holding an American passport. It can''t be said who has an advantage.


    Dou wutao knocked on the table and said, "at present, you two don''t seem to have come to debate, but to criticize each other. Li Tiezhu''s private life and Mr. AI''s nationality are all personal problems in the final analysis. Today''s theme is where to go in the confrontation between Li Tiezhu and half of the music world. Do you have any opinions on this issue?"


    Li Tiezhu looks at Ai Dajin.


    AI Dajin: "I want to ask Li Tiezhu a question. Have you ever thought about why you were boycotted by half the people in the singing world?"


    Li Tiezhu: "correct it. It''s not that they resist me, but that I resist them all alone."


    "You''re being unreasonable."


    "No. let me tell you, as long as I don''t attend the Chinese Music Festival, their gold content will be greatly reduced and their attention will be pitifully less. The singers who boycott me don''t have as many fans as me, and their song sales are far worse than me. Therefore, I''m not going to boycott them because I''m not professional, not the opposite. They don''t forget to step on me Raise your attention. This storm began here. Don''t mention me if you have the ability! "


    "Music doesn''t just sell better than anyone! Many music that doesn''t sell well can also have high artistic value. Therefore, your good sales don''t mean anything."


    "You see, you always call yourself an artist, but I''m different. I''m a dramatist. My work is an entertainment product, a commodity that adds interest to everyone''s life, that''s all. Besides, a group of dramatists who want to sell at a good price are robbed of their business by others. If they can''t sell, they change themselves and say that they are clean shepherds who sell art but don''t sell themselves. Isn''t that bullshit £¿¡±


    "That''s a watch!"


    "What''s the difference between an actor and a watch when he has no bottom line? Do you want me to make it clear? Among those who slander me, which have slept with him? Which rely exclusively on Yin-Yang contracts to make money? Which are fried carpet stars? Which are the tools of xiqian group? I know it clearly."


    "You... I''ll talk to you about music!"


    "That''s right! This is the current situation of the music world, and I have nothing to do with the above-mentioned ones, so you hate me."


    Ai Da was so angry that he fanned his fan: "nonsense, music is ruined by people like you."


    Li Tiezhu said calmly: "wrong! It is you who really spoil music, especially the self righteous past musicians like you. You don''t have many good songs in your life. Your level is not very high, but you like to pretend to be forced everywhere. You are never willing to make music in a down-to-earth manner. Instead, you slander those popular singers to please the audience. This is spoiling music."


    Others say that Ai Da is too tight and that he doesn''t have many good songs. It may be malicious attack or even jealousy, but Li Tiezhu, who has only been out for more than two years, is just stating a fact.


    Compared with Li Tiezhu, AI Dajin has long been out of breath, and the number of good songs has also been hanged.


    Barrage:


    "That''s very good. A play without a bottom line is a watch."


    "The iron pillar is really just! Dare to accompany you to sleep and celebrate money?"


    "He dares to say so, it must be because these people came to him and were rejected by him."


    "With this, I''ll powder Li Tiezhu."


    "Tongfen, lengba, you really can''t control it!"


    "Return me lengba goddess! Wuwu, Li Tiezhu, your uncle''s, I''m going to kill you, Wuwu... Is it tight?"


    "Sleeping trough! Sky show upstairs!"


    "Don''t call Li Tiezhu black..."


    "I can see that tiktok has trembled and I never mentioned cold ba."


    "Think carefully and fear."


    Ai Da stared at Li Tiezhu and said, "don''t talk about you and some actresses. This belongs to the chaos of private life. You don''t mention your superficial positioning of music and kitsch catering to fans. This is your lack of personal music literacy and cultural cultivation."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s good. Everyone knows I''m just a migrant worker who hasn''t seen the world. Don''t exalt me."


    The higher you pull, the worse you fall.


    "Don''t you want to improve your taste and cultivation? As an artist, don''t you want to make progress?"


    "No, so what?"


    "You..."


    "I believe that the majority of netizens don''t want me to be like you."


    AI Dajin said, "change the subject... There are many patriotic and Inspirational Songs in your songs. Do you love this country so much? Or do you just use it as a means of sucking powder?"


    Li Tiezhu: "is what I say useful? Look what I''ve done."


    The host Dou wutao interrupted: "Li Tiezhu has done a lot of things in this regard. There are the veterans fund of that rabbit that year, the a Diao Education Fund and the primitive people''s agricultural assistance plan. In addition, he will donate several primary schools and tens of millions to the Hong fund every year."


    AI Dajin: "charity can''t be said to be patriotic."


    Li Tiezhu: "what have you done? What have you people in the music world done?"


    Ai Da shook his fan tightly: "it''s better to teach people to fish than to teach people to fish! I don''t tell others, I don''t represent them, I''m just myself. Personally, I''m a rational patriot. I use my own profound knowledge and logic to educate young people to be better themselves, have their own independent outlook on life, and a strong youth makes a strong country."


    Li Tiezhu showed a mocking expression and looked down at his mobile phone: "the strategy of fighting local tyrants and evil gentry is to be a bandit. Is this rational patriotism?"


    Ai Da''s face changed: "I can sue you for slander! Don''t think you can discredit a person with a prepared slander plan..."


    Li Tiezhu: "these views come from your visit to Gutian in issue X of Da Shuo. I''m worried that I''m too stupid. But you, the intimate netizens have given me a lot of strategies, so I''ll pick some reasonable ones. I won''t say those who directly scold you for being a pig, a fool and a male maggot."


    AI Dajin had nothing to say, vaguely remembering that he really said it.


    Li Tiezhu slid his mobile phone: "did you say that the United States has not slaughtered the Chinese people? Dare you say no when the Allied forces of the eight powers invaded Kyoto? I know it as a high school student, but you don''t know it? Give classes to people at your level? This is the rational patriot? Which country do you love? I''m afraid you''re not only at this level, but you deliberately whitewash your home country."


    "That''s rare. It''s rare in the year of gengzi. It can be ignored."


    "You don''t think you''ve killed enough?"


    "This is a malicious misinterpretation. You see, the United States returned the compensation and built Qinghua University..."


    "It''s ok if you don''t say so. I have something to say when you say this. I searched the clothing exhibition at the China Academy of fine arts a few days ago, but I was overwhelmed by my business. But I have to say, beauty is still ugly. I don''t need you to teach. We have eyes! Square face and squint eyes. Have you ever seen several Chinese look like this? What''s arrogant about a school that only knows to kneel and lick the west "Yes?"


    "But that is internationally recognized high-level beauty..."


    "Without the nod of 1.4 billion Chinese people, it is internationally recognized as a fart?"


    AI Dajin sneered: "you are very dangerous now. Just like China now, you have been opposed to the mainstream. Being isolated is very disadvantageous..."


    Li Tiezhu looked contemptuous: "beasts always walk alone, cattle and sheep are in groups!"

 Chapter 599

    As soon as this remark came out, the barrage climaxed in an instant.


    "Cow! Cow Plath!"


    "I thought my serious brother would only talk. Hey, he''s never had a lot of golden sentences, okay?"


    "Search the Internet for ''serious brother''s quotations'' and you''ll know."


    "I can only say that Li Tiezhu''s words roared my blood boiling."


    "I''m still a little proud to call myself a beast."


    "Graduated from the kindergarten upstairs?"


    "Tie Zhu is not talking about himself. He is a Chinese beast walking alone. The others are cats and dogs."


    "He is also a beast, really fierce..."


    "With the quality and quantity of Li Tiezhu''s songs, plus the quality of variety shows and films, it''s not too much to say a beast?"


    "Lengba told me that he was really fierce."


    "You black recruit, can''t you wait two days? What time is it now?"


    "At first glance, it''s the water army opposite."


    "The Qinghua art academy is really disgusting to me."


    "Well founded! Those disgusting words were really said by AI Dajin, and more than that."


    "Seeing here, I finally know why Li Tiezhu is always targeted."


    AI Dajin: "you''re just sophistry! You''re fooling around! When everyone doesn''t like you, there must be something wrong with you."


    Li Tiezhu: "this is what Mr. Lu Xun said."


    Ai Da was stunned. Is it true or false?


    Li Tiezhu said again, "besides, you said that when everyone doesn''t like you, there must be something wrong with you. Let me show you this!"


    With that, Li Tiezhu handed AI Dajin his mobile phone, which is the live broadcast of Phoenix Station and the barrage.


    "Male maggots die far away!"


    "This dead pig is really disgusting."


    "Good chicken is ugly and has long hair. My dog is more handsome than him."


    "A pair of American arrogance, really should."


    "After watching this" on the sword of Huashan ", I''ve become a fan of Li Tiezhu. I''ve never been interested in him before."


    "Thank AI Dajin for letting us see through the well-known face."


    "Li Tiezhu, stay away from lengba. You have the ability to sleep with me."


    Looking at the dense barrage of bullets, AI Dajin''s face was livid and looked at the host Dou wutao.


    Dou wutao said: "our barrage has no navy, and there are few, because our app is relatively unpopular. In addition, it is also a real name system. Only those who watch the program for more than a week can send barrages, and those who are newly registered can''t. these are old viewers."


    AI Dajin is speechless, shit.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s my problem that the people in the circle don''t like me. Who''s the problem that the audience don''t like you?"


    AI Dajin pushed the mobile phone away and said: "From these comments, we can see that these people have no cultural self-restraint, let alone rationality. In society, they belong to the bottom, and they are a real mob. They have no independent thinking and the ability to distinguish right from wrong. This is also the reason why I insist on doing programs to educate the public. I believe these people who scold me have not seen my programs."


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, hey... These people have seen your program, ha ha! Look..."


    AI Dajin: "fake! It must be fake! My audience can''t be so incompetent."


    "If you don''t like me, it''s my problem. If you don''t like you, it''s the poor quality of the audience. It''s well known that they are double standard dogs. I''ve seen it."


    "Why are you still swearing?"


    Li Tiezhu put away his mobile phone: "what is swearing? If I hadn''t been on the program, I might spit on you! Besides, quality is a matter of scoring. When you disgust others, can''t they scold them? Be reasonable. I also feel bad about your rational patriotic view."


    AI Dajin subconsciously hid and said, "people must be rational. This is the fundamental difference from animals. Is my reason wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I personally think patriotism is a kind of emotion. Emotions are blindly obedient and do not need rationality. Rationality produces not emotion, but interest driven. For example, when your country was not so strong a few years ago, you sometimes slandered Gutian to establish the direction of being a bandit. In addition, treasure island has not been talking about what the D guard is the army under the command of D since ancient times , that''s * * ah! And when the national strength is strong, you begin to say that China is incomparably strong in the past two years. "


    AI Dajin: "this is... This is rational analysis. There are both right and wrong..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the Internet has memory."


    Ai Da was flustered: "so what? At most, it''s loyal advice against the ear. We''re thinking about the disadvantages and mistakes of this country. Only knowing our mistakes can we correct them and make them better¡°


    Li Tiezhu: "we are different. We always think that China is the best and flawless in the world. We are perceptual and blindly obedient. As long as the country needs, a large number of young people are willing to die without asking why they want anything. This is called perceptual. And you? Is it worth thinking rationally? Or do you think rationally and find that, oh, I am American?"


    AI Dajin said, "this is a false accusation. You can''t deny my feelings for my motherland just because I criticized my country. There is a saying called deep responsibility for love. We just want her to become better."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and looked at Ai Dajin. He didn''t speak immediately.


    AI Dajin suddenly felt a burst of itching on his scalp.


    Li Tiezhu raised his eyebrow: "if you itch, you scratch."


    Ai Da tightened her eyes and ignored it. I can''t scratch my head. I like hesfei very much!


    Li Tiezhu scratched his ear again: "you say so, I''m speechless, but I have another little doubt. Why are the American and Japanese countries in your mouth so tall? Even your face is a paradise free from the world, but China and the Chinese people are so unbearable? Is it because you... Love deeply?"


    AI Dajin: "it''s called looking at problems from a global perspective. We must learn from others when they are good, and we must correct those who are bad. In this way, the stronger our country and people are, why not?"


    It seems reasonable.


    Li Tiezhu''s turning over is a recoil: "For example, the Chinese people are the world''s favorite to take advantage of small things? The biggest difference between China and the United States is the hidden rules? Are the four great inventions all fake? The Han people have no music cells? The Han clothes are tree leaves? The Ming Dynasty is a three non Dynasties, and there are a large number of tartar and Qing heroes? Each of the above sentences has its origin and even videos. Then, please explain how deeply responsible it is for love!"


    Enimo subconsciously reached out and scratched his head. He stopped again, touched his forehead and didn''t speak immediately.


    Li Tiezhu pressed, "if I appreciate your songs, I can scold you who can''t write songs now. Are you mentally disabled? Can''t you? You''re very smart, senior intellectual!"


    Enimo began to defend: "it doesn''t need to be said to take advantage of small things? I''m right."


    Li Tiezhu: "wrong! My father is not. He can donate two hundred if he earns two thousand. Many people are like this. You''re a little suspicious if you make such an arbitrary conclusion."


    "What about the hidden rules? You are also a member of the circle. You can''t deny the existence of China''s hidden rules?"


    "Didn''t the United States?"


    "Of course not. The United States never speaks of human sophistication, nor does it have abnormal exchange of interests. They all follow the rules..."


    "Watergate event."


    "Ah?"


    "Doesn''t it count?"


    "Not to mention politics! Han people have no musical cells. Compared with other nationalities, I say it objectively and can''t be belittled. If it weren''t for Han chauvinism, I wouldn''t be offended."


    "I don''t feel offended, but I feel a bit like scolding my mother for being short, ugly and dirty. As for TA Qing, hehe, the first saint to sign an unequal treaty? Why can''t I embezzle the first perfect old dog? Those Qing palace operas dare not wash like this!"


    "Your culture is limited, I can''t tell you. If you have enough knowledge, you will know that what I say is not good, but it is true."


    "The eyes of the masses are bright!"


    The confrontation between the two has become white hot, tearing faces at each other, completely ruthless.


    Host Dou wutao did not stop, but loved it.


    For Phoenix TV, which has always been a maverick, they are never afraid of the guests quarreling or beating at the scene. They have very straight hips, but they embrace all kinds of voices. It is also for this reason that they can''t go to satellite TV in China, but this doesn''t affect their position.


    Enimo snorted coldly, wanted to scratch his head again, and forced himself to hold back again:


    "Masses? Mobs! Most of them are garbage people and burdens. It is the elite who really carry the world forward. Therefore, I can''t talk to you. Your realm is too low, narrow and extreme. If the country likes your audience more than me, the country is over! They are a group of mindless stupid sheep running around driven by shepherd dogs In his life, he was only killed by the shepherd to eat meat. "


    This paragraph, in fact, is a little level. At least, it shows the fundamental difference between Li Tiezhu and him, that is, Li Tiezhu is a real steamed stuffed bun.


    Li Tiezhu was even more tricky: "people are sheep? Who is a shepherd? Who is a shepherd? What do you want to imply?"


    That''s a little cruel.


    After Li Tiezhu''s rhetorical question, the words that were not a big problem became very dangerous.


    Enimo was also a little confused: "I''m a metaphor! What are you afraid of in such a hurry to misinterpret?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m patriotic and innocent! I''m not afraid of anything. As the saying goes, children don''t dislike their mother''s ugliness and dogs don''t dislike their family''s poverty. I''m a cub of China. Which family''s dog are you?"


    Enimo felt as if ten thousand ants were crawling on his scalp. It was itchy. What''s the matter with this product? These words don''t accord with his IQ!


    He was not angry. He was scolded as a dog. He was not angry, but afraid first.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu''s vitality was fierce. The "mind damage" system in the system had changed from red to orange, like red burning carbon.


    Enimo was about to argue: "you scold me, I can understand, your education is not high..."


    Li Tiezhu directly interrupted: "You are a college graduate, that is, a high school diploma. We are almost the same. Besides, I can get a college diploma in two years. You don''t have to pretend to be me! Now, we don''t need to beat around the bush. It doesn''t matter whether my private life, your nationality or who we love our country. Aren''t they all excuses? It''s very simple. The Southern Department sent you to hack Kill me so that I can take away my interests and influence. My side is simpler. I am a beast. I will eat whoever you dare to stand up! Including you! "


    Poor and dagger!


    Enimo finally couldn''t help scratching his head. Dandruff flew with his long hair, which was particularly obvious in the lens.

 Chapter 600

    Barrage:


    "Yes! Enimo, which dog are you?"


    "American dog!"


    "You are a mob! I am more sober than anyone else."


    "These are the legendary elites! If they govern the country, we mobs will be inferior to pigs and dogs."


    "The Japanese also lick it. It tastes good."


    "This goods even lick Tianzhu."


    "Shit!"


    "So, Li Tiezhu''s red is not without reason. It''s unreasonable that this thing is not red!"


    "Who else dares to be so hard on these shameless public knowledge?"


    "Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s private life is completely unimportant. Which is the greater, the greater, the greater, the greater!"


    "Ai Dajin didn''t dare to speak."


    The host Dou wutao interrupted, "Tiezhu, your statement is a little arrogant! You haven''t been in business for two years. Won''t you be too modest? However, the more new people are, the more impulsive they are. We all understand that, so you don''t have to say so."


    Phoenix Station has always had a clear-cut position. Therefore, dou wutao felt that Li Tiezhu was a little floating, and he couldn''t help raising his point.


    Li Tiezhu was ungrateful: "to be honest, I am a very low-key person, because I know I am stupid. However, I have never been a person who has been bullied and swallowed up. If honest people are angry, the consequences are often more serious."


    Dou wutao: "so why are you angry?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "Because... It''s always like this! I don''t want to play sad cards, but I have to start from the beginning. The older children in the small village bullied me. My mother spit and tore her hair for quarreling with others. Later, I fought and bit people myself. Later, I became a monk. As a poor child, I can go to variety shows, sing songs and earn money that I can''t earn in my life on the construction site. I''m very open Then, a group of people came out to bully me. I don''t understand. Who did I provoke? "


    Enimo sneered: "flies don''t bite seamless eggs."


    Li Tiezhu said: "yes, I was very close to lengba sister when I first started out. Is this a seam? Right! What happened later? I went to the Spring Festival Gala, I made records, I made movies, I made TV dramas, and my grades were better than each other. It has nothing to do with lengba? Someone bit me! Why? Later I realized that I blocked other people''s money."


    Enimo shook his fan: "Oh! What a big tone. You are targeted by everyone. Instead of thinking about your problems, you blame others for being jealous of you? If you go on like this, you will be hopeless."


    Li Tiezhu left his mobile phone on the table and looked at enimo: "In fact, I always wanted to be an artist quietly, writing songs, going to variety shows and making movies. How simple is it? But you don''t allow me to be so leisurely. For example, this time, the Chinese Music Festival didn''t have me, and I didn''t say a word. As a result, you provoked me first. A well-known ZHOU Jianren who was bought by foreign countries, what''s the qualification to say me? I don''t speak, can Zhu Er bear it? You started it. "


    Enimo said, "so you use indiscriminate means to deal with your opponent? It''s too tasteless?"


    Li Tiezhu: "If I don''t talk nonsense to you, it''s natural that the audience will make their own judgment. My point of view is very simple. I''ll be my artist, earn my money and do my public welfare. Don''t annoy me. If you want to give awards, don''t take me with you. If I''m involved, I''ll slander me. I''m sorry, I''m not in a good temper. As I just said, I''m a beast walking alone, and I''ll eat one of them. Bag Including you! "


    Ai Da''s face trembled with fat: "Oh! What a big breath."


    Li Tiezhu: "you are dead¡°


    AI Dajin: "ha?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''ve talked about it. There''s no tomorrow. Today, it''s known that there''s no market."


    AI Dajin: "I have more than 10 million fans all over the country!"


    Li Tiezhu: "so what? I have 150 million fans all over the world. Compare with me? You''re an egg!"


    "However, there are not many fans..."


    "More fans don''t mean more supporters, do you? Wake up! I''m not more than fans. You have to compete, but you can''t compete. Don''t count your own pounds? Everyone knows you''re a running dog singing praises to white skin. Don''t argue. You can scold me, I''m not afraid. Tell you clearly, if I''m black enough, I can completely avoid exposing my relationship with sister lengba, and I can do it You did it. Why do I admit it? It''s just because I don''t want to cheat. It''s so simple. This will have a great impact on sister lengba. I hope her fans will forgive me. When I meet this kind of goods, I dare not and don''t want to lie. I just want to tell you who is a hypocritical person. "


    "You and she can''t hide..."


    "Then I say she''s my sworn sister. Do you believe it? Can my sister buy clothes for my brother? Do some shows like you and ask for water troops? I just don''t want to. And what you, the Southern Department, have done, really no one knows?"


    "What Southern department? Don''t talk about it..."


    "Why is the Southern department so blatant? The Southern Department is just a noun. Do you think I scold you? Do you know anything strange about the Southern department?"


    "I don''t know. I think you have no quality and like to spray."


    "I like to spray, but I never spray indiscriminately, which has always been justified. Now I want to ask, except for my girlfriend running with the ball, all the others are southern. Why? Isn''t it because I blocked their money? Is it just because I think I brought down the aesthetics of Chinese music? The reason for being so tall?"


    "Yes, yes..."


    "What is it?"


    AI Dajin suddenly stammered. Li Tiezhu pressed him decisively and didn''t give the other party a chance to breathe.


    The barrage of bullets roared again, almost one-sided supporting Li Tiezhu. It was strange to say it was strange, and it was not strange to say it was not strange. AI Dajin fooled many people that year, but they hated them when they woke up.


    The times are different. This routine is no longer feasible, so Li Tiezhu''s talent is popular.


    In the hot pot shop, Matsu Chuer and others were very high, because from beginning to end, Li Tiezhu almost beat Ai Da tightly, and there was no miss except the abnormal relationship between self explosion and lengba.


    Self explosion is actually a kind of self-protection. It''s only true when it''s imperfect. It''s handy when it''s tight.


    But Zhao Liya was unhappy and said coldly, "Ai Dajin has a problem. He''s not here to fight. He can''t beat Li Tiezhu. He should have this self-knowledge. Therefore, he must have another plan! There''s something fishy!"


    Others are blindly optimistic that the rabbit hit too much conspiracy theory.


    In the program, AI Dajin looked very nervous and said, "it''s you who don''t fit in, it''s you, er..."


    It''s fake.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know, but he pressed step by step: "Let me help you. Hey! It''s well known that you scratch your scalp when it itches. Don''t worry. Slowly straighten your mind. What''s wrong with me, a migrant worker with low IQ? I help you because I have a bad private life and will bring bad children. It''s because I don''t have acting skills and get all kinds of good film resources. There must be an inside story. Because I pretend to do public welfare, but I actually enrich my own pocket, right £¿¡±


    Ai Da scratched his head tightly and dandruff flew around: "it''s not filling his private pockets, but... Inside and outside!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ha?"


    Li Tiezhu never dreamed that he would buckle the word "foreign" to his head. It''s quite new.


    AI Dajin''s panic was swept away and replaced by a face of defiance and self-confidence: "didn''t you expect? I have your evidence in my hand. You can deceive the world, but you can''t deceive me, AI Dajin!"


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you let people call you enimo?"


    AI Dajin''s fat body trembled: "don''t interrupt! What do I call it? I''m enimo, bah! AI Dajin, you have evidence of your crime."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    AI Dajin: "??"


    Oh?


    Shouldn''t you pick up a sophistry?


    Li Tiezhu was thinking, it''s over. Have Zhao Liya and Zheng Yanzi been exposed? Alas, there are too many lice to itch. Anyway, lengba has been exposed, and they don''t worry about two more. Of course, after the exposure, they and their acting career will be extremely bumpy. They may be blocked, but can they bear it?


    Why do you have to kill AI Dajin and others?!


    However, AI Dajin did not come up with these tidbits of news, but heavy materials. A list of the penetration of the American Vegetarian Association into China, Li Tiezhu was among the top. According to the list, Li Tiezhu could receive 20 million meters of funding from the association a year.


    Then AI Dajin came up with a second piece of evidence. It was the certificate that the Vegetarian Association paid Li Tiezhu''s personal account a few days ago, 13 million meters.


    Seeing this, Li Tiezhu quickly took out his mobile phone and opened the mobile banking app.


    AI Dajin smiled: "you have lost all your words. Everyone knows the origin of this so-called Vegetarian Association. Therefore, you say that I betray my country. At best, I am rebellious and like to be more serious, and you are the real Betrayer!"


    Li Tiezhu turned over his mobile phone and suddenly said, "ah! I really received a huge sum of money... 13 million meters!"


    AI Dajin: "dress, dress! Blame? Who is willing to spend so much money to blame you?"


    At this time, the host Dou wutao perfectly intervened: "OK! This debate is a bloody storm. Everyone is tired. Let''s take a break and enter an advertisement. We''ll return to the studio in five minutes."


    This is the norm of this program.


    A whole program lasts about an hour, but usually the previous discussion is in full swing. At the most critical moment, usually 40 to 50 minutes, the host will suddenly stop and pay the advertising money.


    This is understandable.


    The barrage was stunned:


    "Is this a frame up?"


    "Does anyone frame nearly 100 million?"


    "Deep well ice!"


    "Li Tiezhu won''t really have a problem?"


    "Did AI Dajin deliberately frame Li Tiezhu?"


    "Serious brother... I really received the money this time... It''s hard to say."


    "Something''s wrong! I really know I''ll receive the money. Li Tiezhu will take out his mobile phone to watch it? It''s live? Obviously he doesn''t know!"


    "So what? People did give him money. Why?"


    "Ai Dajin is right. Who would spend so much money to frame Li Tiezhu? As for?"


    The seeds of doubt began to plant.


    There was silence in the hot pot shop.


    The original one-sided Hua Shan Lun Jian fell into chaos again because of a transfer worth nearly 100 million yuan.


    Li Tiezhu was also confused, but he suddenly received a wechat smashed by a rabbit, which was instantly transparent.


    He... Realized!

 Chapter 601

    At the scene of the program, we had a temporary rest because of the advertisement.


    AI Dajin picked up the teacup and drank tea with a sneer.


    Li Tiezhu looked at his mobile phone with a blank face: "is it real money? Did you ask someone to transfer it to me?"


    AI Dajin: "what organization transferred it to you? How do I know? Don''t you know what you do with them?"


    "What association?"


    "Vegetarian Association."


    Li Tiezhu looked at his mobile phone: "hey... 13 million meters? 80 million?"


    Ai Da frowned. Is this product crazy about money? Your life is on the line. Hey! Not really? Since his debut, this guy has made more than 300 or 400 million yuan. Won''t he be such a money fan?


    And you think you can really get the money?


    Hot pot shops are also having heated discussions.


    Xu Jiazhen: "iron pillar doesn''t really have contact with those people, does it?"


    Matsushita: "what nonsense? You don''t even believe Li Tiezhu?"


    Wu Lei: "of course we believe in Li Tiezhu, but others may not. You know, netizens on the Internet are very disgusted with foreign organizations now. If Li Tiezhu doesn''t make it clear, it''s not good."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "it''s very simple. It''s just planting, but it''s hard for us to show evidence that we haven''t contacted them."


    Sun Xixi lowered his head: "it''s easy to prove, but it''s not difficult to prove."


    So, everyone looked at Zhao Liya who was playing with her mobile phone. Doesn''t the girl know the seriousness of the situation? Why aren''t you nervous at all?


    Zhao Liya sent another message to Li Tiezhu and said, "Why are you looking at me?"


    Matsushita: "this money..."


    Zhao Liya said, "the money is transferred from the Vegetarian Association. That''s right. However, there is a recovery mechanism for this large remittance. As long as they can provide reasonable evidence or excuses, the money can be returned. I''ve told Tiezhu that this is just the other party''s trick."


    Matsushita: "then it''s troublesome."


    Zhao Liya shook her head: "no trouble, no trouble, hee hee... Something fun is about to happen. You''ll see."


    Hearing what she said, everyone calmed down a lot. Yes, the belly black rabbit began to laugh again.


    The program restarted.


    The host Dou wutao couldn''t help reminding: "Tiezhu! It''s hard to take the 80 million yuan. Do you have any contact with the Vegetarian Association? Why do they want to give you money?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don''t know. Why do you give me money? You have to ask them."


    Dou wutao: "you don''t know them. Why do they give you money?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! Tell me the answer by the way. I''m also curious."


    AI Dajin was at his leisure. He leaned back on his chair, fanned his fan and dandruff flying: "do you think anyone will believe you? Who will give you $80 million for nothing? Everyone knows that there is something fishy in it. What a traitor like loyalty! If it weren''t for this evidence, I thought you were just stupid. I didn''t expect you to be bad."


    Li Tiezhu looked down at his mobile phone: "but..."


    AI Dajin interrupted, "don''t ask me how I got the news. If someone doesn''t know, don''t do it unless you don''t do it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you misunderstood. I''m not curious about how you know. I just want to ask you what they want me to do when they give me so much money. After all, you are a senior intellectual."


    AI Dajin sneered: "Don''t put on a high hat for me, it''s useless! Who knows what you and their fishy friends are? This Vegetarian Association seems to be an organization that pays attention to human health, but in fact it only aims at China. It advocates vegetarianism in China and makes many people shout that the Chinese don''t eat meat. If the Chinese don''t eat meat, there will be no pollution in the world. Who knows you have economic contacts with such organizations It''s a major event to benefit the country and the people! "


    Li Tiezhu asked, "so they want to promote vegetarianism? Isn''t that a bad thing?"


    "It''s not a bad thing only for the Chinese? Hehe... You wash the place well."


    "Misunderstanding! It must be a misunderstanding! How can such a generous and fraternal organization be dedicated to China? There must be something wrong. By the way! You just said that many stars took money and advocated universal vegetarian food in China. It was their fault! How can they be so lazy?"


    "Ah? What are you talking about?"


    "I mean, after these domestic artists took the money, they refused to seriously understand the theme of the association and sent some painless news in China in an extremely perfunctory way, causing misunderstanding. It''s really shameful!"


    "Did you get it wrong? I mean..."


    "Needless to say, Mr. Dajin, I understand! I won''t be perfunctory like them. I''ve always been a serious and honest person."


    "And then?"


    "Of course, it''s to help the association promote their ideas. It''s fair to do things with money!"


    "Hehe... What are you going to do?"


    AI Dajin quietly looked at Li Tiezhu''s "dying struggle". In his opinion, 80 million real gold and silver is enough to make Li Tiezhu''s yellow mud paste his crotch. As long as people no longer trust him and start to doubt him, he is finished. In the future, they can slowly make black material and kill him step by step.


    This is not a conspiracy, but a conspiracy.


    Li Tiezhu fell into meditation: "it''s not difficult to promote this kind of thing..."


    Far away in a club in eastern Guangdong, representatives of the Vegetarian Association, tuk and luofeiyan and other southern capital representatives were together, watching the live broadcast of Phoenix TV and tasting red wine.


    They also laughed when they found that the barrage of one-sided support for Li Tiezhu began to shake, and more and more voices questioned Li Tiezhu.


    Luo Fei said: "Ai Dajin was forced to hang and blow up the sky before. As a result, Li Tiezhu almost killed him in a few words. It''s really embarrassing. If Mr. tuk hadn''t prepared the remittance in advance, I''m afraid AI Dajin would have nothing to do."


    Tuk said: "we didn''t expect enimo. He has been seen through by the Chinese and is of little use to us. This time it''s a waste heat, and it doesn''t matter if he explodes."


    Luo Feiyan asked, "but don''t we lose so much money to Li Tiezhu?"


    Tuk: "the money can be recovered. It''s a big deal to say that the finance has the wrong account!"


    "Smart! But wouldn''t it expose the Vegetarian Association?"


    "It doesn''t matter. The Vegetarian Association is also being seen through by the Chinese people. They are becoming more and more vigilant. We can change our name and register a reverse gene association, Longevity Research Association, food technology pollution Association... And so on."


    "Wonderful! It''s really wonderful!"


    "Too healthy Chinese are not good Chinese, both physically and mentally. Your task is also very heavy. Recently, the rise of patriotic culture in Chinese entertainment circle is not a good thing, and young people tend to worship tough guys, which is very bad. You should work harder. Most like Nanbang and Japan, male artists are feminine and female artists are dissolute, cultivating Chinese men like them You can make more money by abandoning your house, which is the perfect ecology of the entertainment industry. "


    "Yes! We will work hard. In fact, Wu Jing and Li Tiezhu have been making trouble in the past two years, otherwise their Chinese entertainment circle would have been occupied by all kinds of men''s and women''s groups..."


    "It''s difficult for Wu Jing to deal with Li Tiezhu first. Do you think he still has a chance to turn over in this case?"


    "Maybe he will donate the money and deny having contact with you."


    "It''s useless. We still can''t eliminate the suspicion. He''s dead."


    Turk sneered and bet a mouthful of red wine, thinking that he should be promoted this time back to the United States? He is not a businessman.


    Just then, in the program, Li Tiezhu''s voice sounded:


    "Tiktok tiktok," in order to repay the trust of the Vegetarian Association, I decided to spend all this money on two things. First, in the domestic version of the trembling voice, I called on domestic artists, net red and ordinary people to launch a topic named "eating meat like ommy". After eating meat, I reflected on it thoroughly, and I understood the purpose of the Vegetarian Association. Two, launched in the overseas version of the shaking. "Omey doesn''t eat meat every day, and Africa doesn''t starve every day" calls on everyone to be vegetarian, which fully reflects the fraternity of the Vegetarian Association. "


    Tuk was stunned and looked like FAK.


    Just now, Luo Feiyan, who was licking the dog, was stunned. What is the operation of Li Tiezhu? How do you feel a little sick?


    In the program, AI Dajin immediately couldn''t help saying, "I''m a Vegetarian Association. Give you money and invite someone to eat meat?"


    Dou wutao didn''t understand: "yes! You said that taking money to do things, how to do the opposite? It''s interesting. Tell us more about it?"


    Li Tiezhu explained calmly: "You see, this vegetarianism association is a foreign organization? They are deeply aware of the harm of meat. That is because they are in a developed country, their per capita meat consumption is far higher than that in China, and their obesity rate and disease rate remain high, so they advocate vegetarianism. But we are different. People in our country haven''t had enough food for a few years, and their average meat consumption is also very low In fact, the quality of our citizens in developing countries can''t compare with others. That''s what Mr. AI said. Therefore, it''s impossible to understand the forced implementation of vegetarianism, which is harmful to my gold owner. As an honest and reliable artist, I can do this kind of thing? That can''t! "


    Dou wutao fainted and said, "ah... It makes sense."


    Li te said again: "If I take out part of the money and invite everyone to overeat, like foreigners who eat steak every day and vomit, they will understand! I believe they will realize the harm of eating meat and become a pioneer in promoting vegetarianism. Therefore, I decided to take out 40 million yuan and invite 10000 artists and netizens to eat meat together. Each person is 4000 yuan and broadcast live every day. Who eats first wins At that time, they will be ranked in the top ten and rewarded with 10 million yuan. Then, let them convey to the fans the hi skin of eating steak every day. No, harm! Deep reflection, which will certainly greatly improve everyone''s awareness of the harm of meat eating! Everyone will be grateful to the Vegetarian Association. "


    Dou wutao glanced at Ai Dajin: "this... Can really be popularized."


    AI Dajin: "people''s Vegetarian Association, it''s unreasonable for you to let people eat meat."


    Li Tiezhu said, "this is called practice makes true knowledge! For example, a fat man like you is most suitable for participation. Come on! Come and eat 4000 pieces of meat, and then you will understand!"


    AI Dajin: "this is sophistry, this is forced to wash yourself..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "slander! I''m a promoter paid by the Vegetarian Association. You can''t break my relationship with the gold Lord. Besides, the money is for me, none of your business!"


    AI Dajin: "


    The barrage gathered again.


    "I NIMA, I NIMA? I NIMA!"


    "This is the most coquettish operation I''ve ever seen. Laugh to death!"


    "Invite Chinese people to eat meat with the money of the Vegetarian Association? Then fool waiguoren vegetarian! Yes!"


    "When I pulled out all the 40 meter knives, I found that Li Tiezhu was a friendly army."


    "This is the most classic way to wash white!"


    "Cow batch!"


    "The smile made my chrysanthemum ache. I asked for the psychological shadow area of the Vegetarian Association at this time."


    "Ai Da is in an emergency, ha ha ha..."

 Chapter 602

    Li Tiezhu: "Moreover, I have many overseas fans! Therefore, I launched an activity of ''Omei doesn''t eat meat every day, Africa doesn''t starve every day''. Those who stick to vegetarianism for the longest time will get the remaining 30 million reward. In addition, let the winning people explain to Omei people why ''Europe doesn''t eat meat every day, Africa doesn''t starve every day''. This kind of thing, let the association publicize it by itself, and the effect is far away Those who have not experienced it have the right to speak. In order to implement the ideal of vegetarianism Association in Omei, we are bound to win it! "


    Ai Da was urgent: "why should Omei people be vegetarian? Why not let the Chinese people be vegetarian?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s your hurry? There are two reasons. First, they have high per capita meat consumption and faster efficiency. Second, they have high population quality and are easy to implement."


    AI Dajin: "


    Li Tiezhu said: "You think, developed countries have a population of one billion, only a little less than us, but they eat more than twice as much meat as us every year, and most of them are beef with lower conversion rate. The conversion rate of pork is about 1:5 and beef is 1:10. Similarly, ten kilograms of grain can only raise one kilogram of beef, two kilograms of pig meat and more than two kilograms of chicken. So ah! As long as a person in developed countries eats less one kilogram of beef, it will be fine It can save ten kilograms of grain. One Omei can solve the hunger problem of ten Africans! That''s a good thing! "


    AI Dajin: "what''s the matter? Africans are hungry. What''s the matter with Omei?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "Superficial! Senior intellectuals! How can they be so superficial? They are a high-quality population of Oumi. They have a happy education since childhood and believe that people are born equal. How can they die? You are also an American. I have to criticize you. We must improve our ideological awareness and don''t humiliate the Chinese people. Our people have limited quality and need to eat meat for a long time, It may take a long time. But I believe that omey is a virgin and will definitely eat vegetarian food to keep Africans from starving. "


    AI Dajin was speechless.


    Dou wutao has begun to laugh secretly. Before, like most people, he doubted Li Tiezhu, but now he... Realized!


    Most of the people watching the live broadcast also... Realized!


    Obviously, he deliberately discredited Li Tiezhu, and AI Dajin, who took the lead in challenging the so-called evidence, burst out.


    After all, no one expected that Li Tiezhu, who looked silly, would offer such a tricky, but sharp and unparalleled move.


    On the one hand, Li Tiezhu whitewashed himself perfectly and mocked those people in a high profile. On the other hand, he spent all the money verbally. Do you want to get it back?


    To claim back is not to recruit yourself.


    If you don''t get it back, I''ll really spend all the money! I''m disgusted at you.


    In the hot pot shop, everyone raised their glasses again. No one expected Li Tiezhu''s counterattack to be so coquettish and elegant, and one blow was fatal.


    Zhao Liya, who got along with her, drank a beer silently and hid her merit and reputation.


    However, how can others let her go? They came to propose a toast to her. Everyone knows that Zhao Liya''s brain hole is wide open. They are all their own people. Who doesn''t know that the brain of the zoo is Zhao Liya.


    Songzhu''er hugged Zhao Liya with indulgence: "Alas, hey... My rabbit is still black in the belly! Well done!"


    Zhao Liya said modestly, "it''s the third place in the world."


    Tuk, far away in eastern Guangdong, has fallen his glass.


    The waiter is cleaning the floor, and other management leaders are silent. I really didn''t expect this change in the winning game. Why is Li Tiezhu so beautiful?


    Turk rubs his blonde curls and blushes with anger.


    The assistant asked, "Sir, do you want to get the money back immediately?"


    Tuk nodded and shook his head. He was very upset. He had a lot to consider.


    Li Tiezhu''s move to fly outside the sky not only nailed the Vegetarian Association to the pillar of shame, but also blew AI Dajin up. It''s nothing. The most important thing is that the artists and capital who opposed Li Tiezhu with AI Dajin at the Chinese Music Festival broke up.


    This is the situation they have laid for decades. These are all Western forces. We must not give up like this. The loss is too great.


    If these artists and entertainment capital are forced to withdraw from China under the opposition of the Chinese people, they will lose their ability to influence China''s entertainment circle, and their plan to corrode and weaken Chinese young people will completely fail.


    In this way, let alone go back to the promotion, he may not see the sun tomorrow.


    Luo Feiyan was also aware of the problem and said, "Mr. tuk, we can get back the money first, then we forget our contact with the Vegetarian Association, and take the initiative to abandon the artists and public knowledge who once spoke for the Vegetarian Association..."


    PA ~


    Slapped Luofei in the face.


    Tuk said coldly, "what are you? You deserve to teach me how to do things?"


    Luofeiyan didn''t even dare to cover his face. This is the consciousness of being a dog.


    When tuk finished beating people, he seemed to be more open-minded and said to his assistant: "Don''t get it back! Then, let the Vegetarian Association use a similar method to give money to our people in China, and then let them expose and refund the money to make a patriotic and fair statement. Cut it! Abandon the Vegetarian Association and keep the power of the Chinese entertainment circle first. As for those who have spoken for the Vegetarian Association, worship the heaven!"


    I have to say that tuk''s Chinese is very slippery, which is one of the reasons why he can take charge of Chinese affairs.


    However, Rao was so. He didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to have such a skill. For a full 80 million, he just drifted away and was mocked by Li Tiezhu.


    This is a matter of choice. In order to retain the power of China''s entertainment circle, he must give up the money, or he will plant a real hammer, which is easy to be targeted by Chinese officials and people, and eventually the whole army will be destroyed.


    At this time, in the program, Li Tiezhu is sincerely thanking the Vegetarian Association:


    "Thank you very much! I have many foreign fans, so if necessary, I can even go to the west to call on everyone to actively participate in the vegetarian action. Our goal is to make some people vegetarian first in Omei developed countries, take vegetarian first and then vegetarian, and finally realize common vegetarian! Omei, a vegetarian food, can feed the whole earth! Praise the great Omei people! Praise the great vegetarian The socialist association! "


    Li Tiezhu made no secret of the sarcastic tone in his words.


    Tuk''s face turned from red to green, and finally turned black. Every word of Li Tiezhu was like a loud slap in the face. Tuk stared at Li Tiezhu fiercely. He swore in his heart that he would kill the hateful farmer.


    AI Dajin, who has been exposed, is still dying: "vegetarianism is deliberately cheating the Chinese! Don''t pretend here."


    Li Tiezhu: "Prejudice! Chiguoguo''s prejudice! I don''t believe they will recover the money. Oh, you don''t know yet? This kind of large remittance can be recovered within a certain time. The logic is very simple! If they recover it, they want to pit the Chinese people and are the accomplices behind half of the music world I resist. If they don''t recover it, they really want to promote the great of vegetarianism Ideal. Let''s... Wait and see! "


    Tuk just feels sour, shit! This guy expected it again! How did he know I didn''t dare to claim it back?


    Even if tuk had just made the decision to claim back, now he was forced by Li Tiezhu, he didn''t dare to claim back again, because the other party linked it to the whole half of the music world against him.


    An overseas organization helps half of the music world frame Li Tiezhu, which is completely different!


    However, according to the information, he doesn''t have such a high IQ


    Is this what the Chinese culture says - great wisdom is like a fool? Playing a pig and eating a tiger? Can a person play a fool for 20 years? It''s terrible!


    Turk felt powerless, and this enemy could not stay.


    AI Dajin couldn''t keep up with Li Tiezhu''s logical nonsense. He scratched his head and went to Temo haisfei and Xi NIMA! It''s all dandruff! He''s so upset now. He knows he''s talking too much. Does he just admit defeat?


    Ai Da''s tight loss means that half of the people in the music world have lost. They will be difficult to shake Li Tiezhu''s throne in the music world, and many artists will be labeled as obsequious.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu has entered the finishing work. He knows he has won:


    A person with breadth of vision will never mind. If the two activities are launched after I have been broadcast, they will be activated in the shaking. Please tiktok, who is a famous person at home and abroad. Shame on them! The Vegetarian Association has given me so much resources to promote, but I can not drive my countrymen first, and there is no way! Who let AI say that the quality of our people is low? But it doesn''t matter. Vegetarian action will be popular in the west, and it will be a great success for the country. I can only ask the gold Lord''s father for more money. 40 million... Not enough! We must let the people all over the country eat meat until they are ashamed of themselves. At that time, the world will be full of vegetables! "


    Barrage takeoff:


    "Sao Qi, it''s too Sao Qi!"


    "I finally understand why Li Tiezhu has 150 million fans all over the world. Who doesn''t like it?"


    "From today on, pink Li Tiezhu."


    "Sign up! I want to eat meat."


    "How long will it take to eat 4000 pieces of meat? Will you vomit?"


    "When you eat and vomit, you will understand, hahaha..."


    "As half an insider, remind everyone that you only see Li Tiezhu''s natural and unrestrained, and don''t know the danger behind him."


    "This time, Li Tiezhu was really almost killed!"


    "Next time, no matter what, don''t doubt Li Tiezhu..."


    "In order to engage those people, Li Tiezhu blew himself up, ah!"


    "Isn''t it just private life? I support it!"


    "If I''m jealous of other artists, I''m convinced by Li Tiezhu! It''s up to him to engage in the coquettish operation of the Vegetarian Association!"


    Dou wutao: "ha ha... Great ideal, poof..."


    Ai Da said angrily, "what are you laughing at? Shouldn''t a host be fair and just?"


    Dou wutao: "I''m a professional host. I usually don''t laugh unless I can''t help it. Besides, I''m not a judge. Why can''t I be biased? You''re all talking. Miss AI, I''ll be scolded to death if I talk to you again."


    AI Dajin faned wildly: "why... How did you burst out? Li Tiezhu took the money. What''s none of my business? What''s the matter with me?"


    Dou wutao looked at Ai Dajin seriously: "Tiezhu is right... Don''t fly with Haisi in the future. Dandruff is floating on my face."


    Li Tiezhu: "you have to wash the flower show to show like me!"


    AI Dajin: "


    Li Tiezhu looked at Ai Dajin: "come on! Miss AI! Come and join the meat eating plan, 4000 yuan!"


    AI Dajin: "I''m American!"


    Li Tiezhu: "so... You come to the vegetarian plan? See how long you can eat vegetarian. Take a bite of vegetarian and save a person!"


    AI Dajin: "I..."


    Li Tiezhu: "come on, come on! To protect the world!"


    AI Dajin: "get out!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ha! Rice dog!"


    Dou wutao: "thank you for watching this issue of Huashan Lun Jian. I''m Dou wutao. Thank you for the wonderful debate brought by the two guests. Although the building finally tilted and had little to do with the opposition between the music world and Li Tiezhu, anyway, it was a wonderful collision of views. Thank you for watching. We''ll see you again at the same time next week."

 Chapter 603

    The one hour live broadcast of Huashan Lun Jian is over, but the subtitles are still flying. There are two kinds. One is blowing Li Tiezhu wildly. After all, he can''t blow too much in the atmosphere. Another wave is to scold AI Dajin and other well-known people, how ugly they are, and how creative they scold flowers.


    But a few sporadic people brush another message:


    "Congratulations on Li Tiezhu''s success in crossing the robbery and going to a higher level! CCTV is waiting for you. See you or leave."


    "Evil is better than right!" good Chinese song "looks forward to your masterpiece, Ollie ~"


    "Serious brother is still the serious brother who will go all the way!"


    "Crazy dogs have lost their teeth? You deserve it! See you on iron pillar!"


    These people knew Li Tiezhu''s "good Chinese songs" at the meeting, and they had a clear mind. They knew that the great work of evil wind in the singing world was to block or even trample on Li Tiezhu.


    So they watched the program and made a sweat for Li Tiezhu.


    Fortunately, the ending is wonderful. Ai Da is tight. The money of the Vegetarian Association floats, and Li Tiezhu is still coquettish.


    However, not everyone will be relaxed when they see these barrages.


    For example, in a place in Kyoto, a handsome young man with long hair could not laugh or cry. He felt that Li Tiezhu was suspected of cheating.


    I thought that participating in "Chinese good songs" could be a hit. Who knows, Li Tiezhu was killed on the way, which cooled his heart and his team. Then there was a voice of crusading against Li Tiezhu in half the music world, but Li Tiezhu was hard and unmatched. He forced several little famous singers to turn over. This manic energy made their scalp hair.


    At the most critical moment, my husband knew that AI Dajin jumped out to pick Li Tiezhu alone. Although AI Dajin''s reputation was not very good, he was eloquent and good at nonsense. Especially after throwing out the evidence that Li Tiezhu had capital exchanges with overseas organizations, he was about to win a decisive victory.


    But who knows, Li Tiezhu can show off the sky and take it away by force?


    Who can think of that?


    Dare not write that? Unless it''s a sand Carver like a mushroom.


    In short, the people on the team feel great pressure.


    But the handsome young man with long hair kept smiling. He never thought that there were such strong people in the world. Not only did the Jedi fight against killing, but also his scalp exploded. Even the relationship between self explosion and lengba was diluted. Many netizens said frankly that they didn''t care about Li Tiezhu''s private life and supported him.


    It''s God to be a star like this!


    Other stars are afraid of negative news, but he is invincible and self explosion can be easily forgiven by fans?


    Vaguely, he even worshipped Li Tiezhu a little.


    "How about we wait for next year?"


    Nearby, a middle-aged man with five big and three thick said to the young man that although they have different styles, they are quite similar in looks.


    Man is a singer who was once popular 30 years ago. The youth is his son Huo Zhien.


    Huo Zhien shook his head slightly: "next year''s gold content will be low, and only the first program has the highest gold content."


    Lao Huo: "do you think you can win?"


    Huo Zhien smiled: "difficult! But I think I will meet him, genius Li Tiezhu."


    "But..."


    "Feel music and create music."


    Next to them, the rest of the team also scratched their ears and cheeks one by one, not so much to think of countermeasures as to lament their ill fated fate.


    In fact, Huo Zhien made his debut earlier than Li Tiezhu. He also made his debut in a variety show, but he has never been warm. I knew CCTV was going to make "good Chinese songs", so he and his team have carefully prepared for several months for a blockbuster. Who knows


    It was controversial at the beginning that Li Tiezhu joined the "good Chinese songs". He thought that Li Tiezhu had achieved success and fame, so it was inappropriate to participate in this kind of program again.


    But another voice is also very sharp. This program is to select good songs, so how can we bypass Li Tiezhu? If he doesn''t come, the program is incomplete!


    What''s more, this program is not all plain people. Many of them are singers or bands who have been famous for many years.


    No, in a music studio, a group of men in strange clothes watched the live broadcast of Phoenix TV, applauded one after another, and then sighed:


    "Am I right? This little guy is poisonous!"


    "Good! At least he didn''t lose."


    "This is our next opponent."


    "Although we have been on the road for more than ten years, we must not underestimate this guy. We have to be careful together..."


    "That''s just right. It''s interesting to fight with experts. It''s all hearsay before. You can finally see it this time."


    "In short, we want to win!"


    "Reincarnation band, never admit defeat!"


    "Come on, Li Tiezhu!"


    "Hello, second form! Li Tiezhu can''t hear it again. Save your energy for rehearsal, fool."


    This is a good atmosphere band, and optimistic and positive.


    In a place far away in southern Yunnan, there is also a band that is paying attention to the live broadcast of Li Tiezhu. They are not as nervous or engaged as the previous two groups. They are dancing, a mysterious and bloodied folk dance.


    After jumping, he sat down and laughed with Li Tiezhu''s words.


    "The tortoise just wants to be broad!"


    "Look at Ai Da''s urgent nagging."


    "He''s a chicken. He''s hard to die. Iron pillar dog says it''s hard."


    "I haven''t lost the ball since my debut."


    "Hey, in this way, he can go to Chinese good songs. That''s easy."


    "Write songs well and save more inspiration, otherwise you can''t live. Li Tiezhu is an animal."


    "Really so fierce and wordy?"


    "Don''t I have to coax you?"


    "If we all lose, he will be disgraced."


    "Our debut years are almost the same as his birth age."


    "Shit! If you lose, call Li Tiezhu a treat."


    "Right! We''ll invite him if we win."


    The mountain band was established in 1999, the second year after Li Tiezhu was born. It is precisely because so many singers and bands who have been famous for a long time participate in "Chinese good songs", it seems that Li Tiezhu is not so abrupt.


    These three groups, who don''t know each other, will compete on the stage of Chinese good songs.


    But they don''t belong to half of the music world. They don''t want to get rid of Li Tiezhu. Of course, there is no capital operation behind them. They just like music and are the purest musicians.


    The live broadcast of Huashan on sword on Phoenix is over.


    Li Tiezhu won, Ai Da burst, and an overseas organization lost.


    At the scene of the program, Li Tiezhu shook hands with the host Dou wutao, talked and laughed, and then prepared to leave.


    AI Dajin on the other side was still sitting in his chair and couldn''t get up. His eyes were straight and his expression was depressed. He didn''t know what was thinking in his fat head full of dandruff.


    There is no doubt that he will no longer have a place in the Chinese entertainment circle. He will become a street mouse in the eyes of Chinese audiences.


    Li Tiezhu picked up the cold tea and drank it all at once: "cool!"


    AI Dajin looked up at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said: "Sir, the times are different. Now the Chinese wake up. Your American deception routine should be upgraded. Come on! Welcome to send me 80 million next time."


    Ai Da''s lips moved tightly. There was no sound and no need.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said to Dou wutao, "uncle, I''ll go first! If you have this kind of money making work in the future, call me, Hei hei."


    With that, Li Tiezhu waved away: "so Haisi can''t fly."


    The on-site staff were very lucky and bitter throughout the whole process. At this time, they finally couldn''t help laughing and soon became a roaring laughter. God, especially Haisi can''t fly.


    Network public opinion is still fermenting, and the content and outcome of this live broadcast soon spread all over the network.


    What''s more, a lot of people are editing this live broadcast, and others are doing some reviews and analysis. What''s more, it''s really a tiktok for this debate.


    At the same time, Li Tiezhu made headlines again and dominated the top three of the list.


    "Li Tiezhu is a beautiful woman!"


    "Li Tiezhu vs AI Dajin."


    "Tiezhu Tianxiu kills her husband maggots!"


    In short, the so-called storm of half the music world against Li Tiezhu provoked by the Chinese Music Festival has become a clown in high school with Li Tiezhu''s rolling victory.


    Moreover, more and more well-known musicians have issued statements not to participate in the Chinese Music Festival.


    Some singers who have a good relationship with Li Tiezhu, such as Chen Yisen, pheasant and Zhou Dong, have begun to wish Li Tiezhu a Grammy award on the Internet.


    Many of the previously black Li Tiezhu''s we media stopped, and a group of people raved about Li Tiezhu, from his young bereavement of his mother, working and studying to his birth, amazing the world, in short, he was very sensual and boastful.


    The majority of netizens, however, are scolding the public knowledge and beating all the public knowledge and big V with Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu was very calm. When he got out of the Phoenix building, he went to Chen Chichi''s hot pot shop to eat hot pot. In order to celebrate Li Tiezhu''s victory, songzhuer waved his hand and added 20 hairy tripes. There was no way. This was a "black shop" with very little weight.


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    The next morning, CCTV issued a document: "Li Tiezhu was selected for the 2019 Spring Festival Gala, which will bring you wonderful songs."


    In less than half an hour, CCTV issued a document again: "the three original music competitive programs" China good songs "by CCTV will be broadcast at the end of the month, and Li Tiezhu, reincarnation band, mountain band and Huo Zhien will participate in the challenge..."


    At noon, the Youth League issued a document: "the era of ghosts walking at night is over! Because we have artists who are not afraid of ghosts, such as Li Tiezhu, to set a good example for young people. I hereby advise those organizations and individuals who are ready to move to put away your claws, and the eyes of the Chinese people are bright!"


    In the afternoon, the sober Li Tiezhu received the news from counselor Lu Bo and asked him to have a good rest at home. He didn''t have to go to school today. The school took the initiative to give him a holiday in recognition of his toughness and wit last night.


    It''s all because Ju chang plays with big tongue. Shit, eat hot pot if you eat hot pot. What wine do you pour?


    In fact, Li Tiezhu woke up, but Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei, Li Zhixuan and sun Xixi were still sleeping in the guest bedroom of the villa. After filling Li Tiezhu, the four backhands were destroyed by songzhuer group.


    Li Tiezhu was dizzy. He took a sip of the strange flavor sobering soup made by songzhuer and his soul went out of his body. Is this... Should Dalang take medicine?


    I''m NIMA!


    Covered all over with cuts and bruises, Li Tiezhu recorded a trembling sound: "I am afraid of ghosts, but I have no tiktok. I am not afraid of people, but people are hurting me."


    Then, songzhuer took a sip of sober soup and almost spit out the gall.


    But after Li Tiezhu''s song was posted on the Internet, it set off a wave of national reflection, and everyone lamented... Li Tiezhu is indeed a thoughtful creator. He even summed up such a thought-provoking song from the previous events!


    When Liu Le saw this paragraph on the Internet, people trembled: "Li Tiezhu is really worthy of the name of genius! The song is general, but the irony is very strong!"


    (it''s the last week at the end of the month. Please ask for a monthly ticket! This month''s monthly ticket has hit a new low. It hasn''t broken 2000. It seems that everyone''s monthly ticket is not high this month... Is it rolled inside?)

 Chapter 604

    Like most people, Liu Le can see that Li Tiezhu in the video looked like he got up and grabbed the guitar for an impromptu performance. Therefore, we don''t analyze it from the perspective of "advanced music", which is vent or... Ridicule.


    It seems to be a summary of yesterday''s Huashan on the sword. In reality, some people are more terrible than ghosts. If it weren''t for his wit, I''m afraid he would be finished.


    As a result, this video began to spread wildly on the Internet, and many people began to analyze what Li Tiezhu wanted to express implicitly, which was reasonable and exaggerated.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu just howled at such a voice to lament songzhuer''s perfect cooking.


    "Dalang, it''s time to take medicine. Hey, hey..."


    Looking at the wonderful analysis on the Internet, song Zhuer was also happy and began to tease Li Tiezhu with this sentence.


    Today''s online atmosphere is very happy, but it is not one-sided support for Li Tiezhu, because many people are other people''s fans, such as * * *, such as enimo, such as... Lengba.


    Other people''s fans are all open to Li Tiezhu. Only lengba''s fans can''t say a word.


    The cold micro-blog''s tiktok and its fans were evaporated two million overnight, almost 20% of the powder.


    In this big storm, Li Tiezhu won, but lengba lost. It can be said that she is the only loser of the "justice camp". Even Xiao town, who was scolded miserably some time ago, sucks countless powder because the head iron supports Li Tiezhu.


    Normally, lengba should refute the rumor or or keep silent at this moment, but she doesn''t keep such a low profile.


    On the second day, a tiktok was heard.


    The video content is that she and Li Tiezhu recorded cool and cool together the year before last. They sang to each other in the studio.


    "In the cool night, I miss you and turn into spring mud to take care of me¡°


    Text: "you say to yourself, am I really blind? Do you want me to like the bitch gun in Xiao town?"


    This video is naturally popular. The scandal between him and Li Tiezhu is hot enough. However, she chose to respond positively and admit it. By the way, she also stepped on the friendly Xiaozhen, which attracted a burst of resentment from Xiaozhen fans.


    Because of the sudden change of painting style three years ago, Xiao town''s fans have washed it several times. Now the fans are very positive and respond to lengba in this way:


    "Is it really good to hold one and step on one?"


    "Sister, can''t you cut a hostile force?"


    "Kill your own people for fun?"


    "You''re really blind. Everyone''s blood bar is the same color, and you''re making a big move?"


    "Love my brother for a second."


    "Be reasonable. Now Xiao Zhen is really not a mother. He has an iron head."


    "Xiao Zhen, come and educate lengba! She broke the discipline."


    Sure enough, Xiao town is also a busy person. He even came to lengba''s video comment area and sent a picture of CAI playing basketball:


    "This is the iron blood with the head in the crotch. What a tough man! Do you like it?"


    That''s right. The moving picture of CAI Moumou''s crotch dribbling has evolved again. The ball has been replaced by his head, and there is a ball on his neck, which is very magical. The most important thing is that there is a row of words floating on the moving picture:


    I have a headache recently.


    Then, Cai''s fans tore up with Xiao''s fans again, and the scene was once a little chaotic.


    At this time of great confusion, Yang Mi sent a scarf:


    "My little lengba has grown up!"


    It''s suspected that she supports the public lengba and makes things bigger. I don''t know what to think. Normally, as the boss, she should hold lengba down and don''t stand up. Wait until the wind passes.


    However, lengba likes Li Tiezhu. It happened before the official announcement of Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er. Although everyone suspects that Li Tiezhu is still unclear with lengba, there is no evidence.


    Xiao Zhen joined the fun and was blown a wave of high EQ by Li Tiezhu and lengba''s fans.


    But not everyone who joins in the fun is so lucky. No, Wang Dashao, who was ridiculed by the whole network some time ago, also came.


    Perhaps, he felt that when he was rotated some time ago, Li Tiezhu gave him advice and helped him attract fire. Therefore, the wave of loyalty may be simple. If the scar is good, he forgets the pain.


    Wang Dashao wrote on his Weibo:


    "I was the first person to know that lengba liked Li Tiezhu. At that time, I was still chasing lengba. She ignored me, so I took flowers to her house to ask questions, and then saw Li Tiezhu come out of her bedroom. I was angry at that time, kicked over the tea table and left. As soon as I went out, I heard Li Tiezhu say he wanted to beat me. I was so scared that I didn''t press the elevator and ran straight to the stairs. Therefore, later, I had a good relationship with Tiezhu , because... He really dares to beat me. @ Li Tiezhu "


    This can be regarded as breaking the news, but it''s not easy for him to keep his mouth shut for so long. You know, there are many people in the entertainment industry, but he hasn''t sprayed Li Tiezhu.


    Netizens are crazy about eating melons:


    "Is there such a thing?"


    "Also said you are not licking the dog? Still want to chase lengba!"


    "Why didn''t iron pillar beat Wang Da Shao? I''m sorry!"


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu is very popular. If he robbed Wang''s friend, can he become a friend with him?"


    "Because Li Tiezhu really dared to beat him, he had to be a friend."


    "Fake?"


    "I don''t believe it anyway. If it''s true, can Wang Dashao let Li Tiezhu go?"


    "You said the opposite?"


    "Was Li Tiezhu still participating in the competition?"


    "Bully the soft and fear the hard to lick the dog, ha ha ha!"


    "Wang Dashao is very cute. I dare to say such an embarrassing thing."


    "Lovely egg. It was Huang Shiren before it was put."


    "You can''t run the stairs, can you?"


    This one, Wang Dashao returned: "I was running upstairs, smart? I hid for ten minutes before I left by the elevator."


    Although many people scolded him and laughed at him, a small number of people were amused by him.


    This also confirms the fact that lengba was earlier than songzhuer.


    Li Tiezhu now has a Weibo number. The company helped him do it. He just doesn''t send much news. At most, he sends some high sounding news. Li Tiezhu, who never responded to lengba''s questions, rarely sent a message on his Weibo:


    "Bao, I ate a hot dog today. What hot dog? Be your licking dog! @ Wang Dashao"


    In addition, the picture of Wang Da''s expression bag of eating less hot dogs is attached below.


    Wang Dashao replied in the first batch: "are you special... I won''t play with you in the future. The more I think, the more angry I am."


    In addition, he also sent a dazed expression of Li Tiezhu, including "intelligent eyes".


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Xiuer!"


    "Lying in the trough! The king lowered his posture and slapped him in the face?"


    "Look at Wang Dashao''s reply, I''m not angry."


    "Only Li Tiezhu dares to do so."


    "Who let Wang Dashao chase lengba?"


    "Serious brother is so humorous."


    "Poor lengba, don''t you care about her?"


    "Her pity? Her happiness you can''t imagine."


    Because Xiao Zhen, Wang Dashao and Li Tiezhu made trouble and separated their attention, lengba finally ended up. On the contrary, the Chinese Music Festival and enimo were ridiculed and resisted for a long time.


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu refused to respond to his relationship with lengba, but asked Zhang Xiaomeng to organize people to start two major activities at home and abroad under the guidance of rabbit smashing, including eating meat at home, being vegetarian abroad and two national challenges.


    Very magical and extremely ironic.


    But it was really implemented, and the money in the account was not recovered.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t manage the specific operation, because he couldn''t understand it with his paste head.


    In fact, he was already flustered when he was in Huashan on the sword. Zhao Liya sent him a wechat to teach him to kill step by step. Of course, the activity of eating meat at home and vegetarianism abroad was also written by Zhao Liya.


    In the next few days, the Internet was very happy.


    Various online celebrities and bloggers have enthusiastically participated in meat eating activities. Because there are too many people, Li Tiezhu studio has also made a special voting page on the official website. Only those who vote in the top 10000 online are eligible to get 4000 meat eating funds.


    This activity is like a raging fire, and the voice, the forcing station, the micro-blog and so on are tiktok''s "meat eating activities like ommy".


    In addition, the activity also triggered the creativity of a group of sand sculpture netizens:


    "Hello, we are the plant protection association. We strongly oppose and solemnly protest against your Vegetarian Association!"


    "Don''t plants have the right to life? Why do they deserve to be eaten?"


    "Long live the plant protection association and fight vegetarianism!"


    "Brussels cabbages: look at Nathan Torres ~ (I can''t breathe)"


    "Pea: I''m too hard. I grew up eating shit. Do you still eat me? Is it inconvenient to eat shit directly?"


    "Mushroom: We plants should unite against animal hegemony."


    "Go away, you''re not a plant. Go away and code."


    Li Tiezhu replied, "is the plant protection association OK? Xiuer!"


    Another activity was also carried out abroad, which was relatively smooth at the beginning. However, this activity was resisted and protested by a group of western mainstream media, including where CNM is. The most outrageous one has shouted the slogan "vegetarian is duck slices from the East".


    Indeed, it is precisely because of the activities initiated by the same person that they eat meat in China and vegetarian in the west, which will obviously be questioned by many.


    But at the critical moment, Li Tiezhu''s overseas fans began to play a role.


    "Ian Pera is a racist!"


    "Evil Oriental."


    "Make it clear that the association deceived the Chinese to be vegetarian first, and Ian Pera implemented it in turn."


    "We should try to be vegetarian before we know what the association wants to do to the Oriental people."


    "This is a realistic education. There is a saying in the East that ''don''t impose what you don''t want on others''."


    "Aenpera is just defending his nation. I don''t think there is any fault in this."


    "We in the West should reflect on ourselves. When they eat meat and we are vegetarian, we are all cursing. However, the reality is that we are eating meat, the East can eat enough, and what about Africa?"


    Ian Pella replied: "this is a global transposition thinking game. The Chinese people will experience the pressure of obesity, while the west can try the taste of hunger and malnutrition. This is by no means a bad thing!"


    In any case, the program is still progressing smoothly against the curse abroad. Many foreign online celebrities signed up for the activity of "Oumi doesn''t eat meat a day, and Africa doesn''t starve a day".


    Li Tiezhu occasionally takes time to reply to hot topics. Most of the rest of the time he hides in school. He doesn''t even check sun Xixi''s film cutting because he doesn''t understand. As for what a group of gossip media want to ask him and lengba, of course he won''t pay attention.


    Half a month later, the activity has been on track, and Li Tiezhu appeared in front of the public again.


    December 22, Friday, winter solstice.


    Li Tiezhu came to CCTV to participate in the first issue of the first season of the national live broadcast of "Chinese good songs".

 Chapter 605

    At ten in the morning, there was a strong wind.


    The press conference of China''s good songs, which was originally planned to be held outdoors, was moved to a relatively small room. It was a small studio. Below it was a dark and filled with media. In front of it was a simple stage, on which sat four tutors, a special music critic and three qualified singers.


    Tutors: Liu Le, Yu Quan, Yang Kewen, Cai ya.


    Liu Le is a domestic academic singer. He has sung countless classic songs. He belongs to the big man level. Like Han Hong, he is a real old artist.


    Yu Quan is a pop singer who made his debut in the late 1990s. He is good at writing and has many classic pop songs. Moreover, the number of fans is quite large.


    Yang Kewen is also a creative singer. In his early years, he was poor, hungry and full, but insisted on writing. Finally, he ushered in an outbreak around the millennium.


    Cai ya, the only female tutor, is an accomplished female singer in Baodao.


    Special music critic: Zhao Tianhua.


    There''s no need to introduce this. The first-class ruthless man in the domestic music world created countless works in his early years. Later, he changed into a big spray. The reason is very simple. Because the music world is rotten, he is unhappy and scolds anyone who doesn''t like his eyes. In his early years, he also talked about Dong Zhou''s pronunciation, but he spoke highly of Dong Zhou''s musical talent and thought he was the first person in China.


    The three singers who had the honor to attend the press conference were all famous, different from ordinary singers, respectively:


    Li Tiezhu, Huo Zhien, Zhao Liya.


    These three newcomers are all young people who have taken root in the music world by their originality in the past three years. It is the emergence of this generation of newcomers represented by them and Yi Xiaomao that stopped the trend of decline in the empty window retrogression of Chinese music in the decade of 05-15.


    It''s almost time. The host rehuman said:


    "Hello, dear media friends. Welcome to the press conference of the large-scale music creation competitive program" Chinese good songs "hosted by CCTV three sets. I''m re Herman, the host of CCTV. First of all, let me briefly introduce this program..."


    The scene said a lot, but everyone still heard it. They only knew that this was a major original music program.


    It''s not that the host''s level is low. On the contrary, it can only be said that the level is too high. A horse of water can make you listen. Because he needs to leave the really key information behind, let the media ask it themselves, and then the tutor will answer it.


    Now, as we all know, Chinese good songs are also semi live, similar to super good voice. Moreover, the main creative team of this program is the initial team of good voice, except for the disgusting director who wants to stop talking.


    The so-called semi live mode means that the competition is indeed live, but in the previous preparation stage, some videos will be recorded and inserted into the live broadcast.


    In this way, on the one hand, it can minimize the live broadcast accidents, and on the other hand, it can enrich the live broadcast content, which is a very safe way.


    In addition, there are 14 episodes of the program, which is divided into three stages. The first round is the selection of tutors, the second round is the strong voice battle, and the third round is the championship battle. The specific way is still unknown.


    "Well, I believe the friends on the scene must have a lot of questions, right? Next, we have the four mentors of this program to answer your questions."


    Reherman finally ran out of water, personally selected media friends and sent a document to the four tutors.


    Normally, everyone should be most concerned about the competition system and rules, so the tutors were ready, but... They received strange questions.


    "What kind of thinking did you invite Li Tiezhu to participate in this program? Don''t you know that his level is far higher than that of other players? We don''t compare with ordinary musicians, such as Huo Zhien, Zhao Liya and shanshang band. We can also know that Li Tiezhu is absolutely the strength to win. Isn''t that a champion for Li Tiezhu "Is that right?"


    The first problem is too tricky.


    Li Tiezhu was dumb. Zhao Liya secretly spit out her tongue at Li Tiezhu. Huo Zhien looked calm, but 10000 people in his heart refused to accept it. Why can''t I defeat Li Tiezhu?


    The host reherman is also very embarrassed. He said vaguely for so long before, isn''t it to guide the suspense direction?


    Why do you all treat me as air!


    Liu Le smiled bitterly, picked up the microphone and replied: "This is a good question. We have had such internal debates. The program will start tonight. There''s nothing to hide. Let me tell you this, almost everyone thought of Li Tiezhu at the first time when the program was approved, but no one dared to raise it because his creative ability was too... Incredible. But in the end, we decided to invite him He came out of the simplest reason. If there were no Li Tiezhu in the Chinese good songs of this era, it would not be perfect. Since everyone is a singer, why can some people come and some can''t? "


    The reporter continued to press: "but is this fair to other players?"


    Liu Le: "There has never been absolute fairness. In today''s music world, if you can''t steal the limelight of Li Tiezhu, you can''t become a superstar. This is a reality! However, in order to make the program fair or look wonderful, we have special rules for Li Tiezhu, that is to say, his rules are different from those of other players and will face more severe restrictions. Rest assured, we will Maximize the difficulty of Li Tiezhu''s creation, not only for fairness, but also for everyone to see a racking Li Tiezhu. Do you like it? "


    The reporter was happy: "I still like it. I hope the greater the difficulty coefficient, the better."


    Li Tiezhu frowned aside. Is there any rule?


    Zhao Liya whispered, "yes! Don''t doubt it. Sister Zhu Er doesn''t read the contract. I read the contract, hee hee... I didn''t tell you."


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. Well, there''s a ghost.


    Another reporter asked Zhao Tianhua, "Mr. Zhao, you are the music critic and invite your granddaughter to participate. Can you ensure fairness?"


    Zhao Tianhua: "I''m a dispensable role. After they made their choice, I just forced two words. Can it affect the fairness of the competition? Besides, I pushed Ya Ya and Li Tiezhu to participate in the competition. I see talent. Of course... I set Li Tiezhu''s special rules. Hey!"


    Reporter: "what are the special rules?"


    Zhao Tianhua: "don''t ask, you''ll know when the press conference is over."


    Then, the reporter finally returned to the subject and began to ask about the rules of the game.


    In fact, it is also very simple. The first six phases are actually a selection process, in which 24 favorite players are selected from dozens of participants to become the students of four mentors. The second link is the strong voice battle. The fourth phase is actually a civil war. Three people are selected from each group and three people are eliminated. The third link is the championship competition. The time of phase IV is a little more complicated. First, it is a group confrontation, then it is a fight, and finally five people enter the night of the finals.


    Smart people have found that there are not many times that they can see Li Tiezhu in this program. In other words, each player won''t have too many opportunities to play.


    The first is the selection process for six periods. For example, Li Tiezhu only needs to play once. In the second round, he only needs to play once. Finally, the championship competition is more intense, and he can play four times at most.


    In other words, if Li Tiezhu can reach the finals, he will only play six of the fourteen periods and write six songs, as will other players.


    Of course, there is a reason for this. When asked by tutor Yang Ke, he explained that originality is a very difficult thing. There are only one original song per week, which can not guarantee the quality. Therefore, let the players create as little as possible in order to improve the quality of the whole program and songs.


    The reporter immediately refuted: "however, Li Tiezhu''s two programs, good voice and singer, are original every week and of high quality."


    Yang Ke asked, "do you think everyone is Li Tiezhu? If you are so original every week, you are walking the champion to Li Tiezhu."


    It is also very reasonable to say that if an original song is written every day, Li Tiezhu can be invincible in the world as long as his intelligence value is enough.


    After asking the tutors and critics, the reporters can finally ask the three singers present today.


    I waited for a long time and finally today!


    This is the voice of the vast majority of media people. Since the storm in the music world half a month ago, Li Tiezhu has not appeared in public. We want to ask too many questions.


    Therefore, the question and answer session was seriously crooked, which was also expected.


    Reporter: "excuse me, Li Tiezhu, how long have you been with lengba? Does it still matter now? Does songzhuer know?"


    Zhao Liya: "hee hee..."


    Li Tiezhu: "er... We are friends now."


    "Excuse me, did lengba chase you first?"


    "I took the initiative. From the beginning, she felt that our age gap was not small and inappropriate. Therefore, it was my fault."


    "With your relationship with lengba, does she favor you in a good voice?"


    "No, because the audience Voted behind, she didn''t have a chance to be partial."


    "If you were separated from songzhuer, would you be with lengba?"


    "Oh... I said it was my fault. Don''t ask any hypothetical questions. They are all fine."


    "Don''t you think your private life will spoil young people?"


    "I don''t think contemporary young people are very good at independent thinking."


    "I heard that you have a different relationship with tennis player Zheng Yanzi, right?"


    "She is what you have been asking before. The class flower in the class flower''s milk tea. In high school, she often invited me to drink milk tea."


    "Because of lengba, your image is flawed. What do you think of it?"


    "This is the real me! An ordinary person."


    "Do you regret making mistakes because of lengba?"


    "Make a mistake? It''s not a mistake. As I said, she''s very good! I only have gratitude and guilt for her."


    The reporters'' questions became more and more tricky, but Li Tiezhu responded calmly and tried to carry things to himself to reduce lengba''s pressure. It''s not Li Tiezhu''s fault, but he got up because of him. AI Dajin wouldn''t have turned lengba out if it weren''t for dealing with Li Tiezhu.


    Originally, everyone, Li Tiezhu, would take a low attitude, but I didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be as rigid as ever.


    Fortunately, the interview is over.


    Zhao Tianhua, the music critic, took out a large cardboard box, handed it to Li Tiezhu and said, "draw a note out."


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    Zhao Tianhua said, "this is the special custom rule for you. Other people''s original songs can be unrestrained, but you can''t. the four tutors wrote several pieces of paper, a total of more than 20. You can draw whatever you draw and write whatever you draw. You do this in every issue, and you draw on the same day. You only have more than ten hours of writing time."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The reporters present were also stupid. Is this too harsh? However, they are more concerned about what Li Tiezhu draws.

 Chapter 606

    There are similar links in "super good voice" and "I am a singer". After each game, we should draw "key words", but that is everyone together, and one week in advance.


    Therefore, even if others are not original, Li Tiezhu is at a disadvantage, but he can have at least a week to write songs.


    But what the hell is this time?


    The same day?


    It''s a little too harsh. Even if you''re a genius at writing songs, you can''t write songs so fast every time, can you?


    Zhao Liya could not help but make complaints about his grandfather in public: "it is the rule that you can only imagine."


    She is also a songwriter. Of course, she knows how difficult it is. Apart from that, even before, she couldn''t keep original every week, let alone less than a day.


    Huo Zhien quietly touched his forehead and was a little sweating.


    At the beginning, he was still unconvinced. He was also a singer writer. Why did reporters and tutors only pay attention to Li Tiezhu? Not even the reporter who asked him questions. Also set up special rules for Li Tiezhu. Why can''t they be treated equally? Don''t I deserve to be targeted?


    But as soon as the rules came out, Huo Zhien was empty. I don''t deserve to be targeted. Who can write a song under such harsh conditions?


    It''s strange that Li Tiezhu will promise!


    He turned his head and saw Li Tiezhu''s helpless expression on his face and sighed softly.


    Huo Zhien is a little balanced, and he can''t!


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you smoke again? Fortunately, I didn''t write a good song in advance, otherwise I would lose."


    Yes, if you buy a song in advance and it doesn''t have anything to do with winning the lottery, you''ll lose a lot.


    Huo Zhien was stunned. Didn''t he refuse? It''s not such a way to pretend!


    Li Tiezhu took the box and didn''t smoke it immediately. Instead, he asked, "who wrote the note in here?"


    Liu Le said, "our four tutors and a music critic have written four. Let me tell you directly, I wrote haisifei, dihuazhixiu, overlord and Piao rou."


    There was a lot of laughter from the audience. These media friends were born to watch the excitement. At least the news this time has enough gimmicks.


    On the stage, Yang Ke asked and slapped Liu le with a cheap smile.


    Liu Le: "what did you write?"


    Yang Ke asked, "I wrote the names of Luzhou, Kyoto, the East China Sea and the West Lake."


    Cai ya: "what you write is so easy to write? It''s not tricky at all."


    Yang Ke asked and frowned, "is it easy to write? What tricky did you write?"


    Cai Ya smiled: "leg hair, armpit hair, sweat hair, hand hair."


    Yang Ke asked, "poof..."


    The media friends under the stage laughed wildly, which was terrible.


    Li Tiezhu''s face is green. Is NIMA here to make trouble?


    Cai Ya added: "in fact, I want to write eyelashes, but I think eyelashes are too easy to write, so I changed my hands."


    After all, there are only so many kinds of hair on people, and some can''t be sown.


    Huo Zhien and Zhao Liya cast sympathetic eyes at Li Tiezhu at the same time. We can imagine that the difficulty this time is really hell.


    Li Tiezhu''s lips curled. These tutors are not people!


    Fortunately, my system mall can search. No matter what you draw, you will always search for the corresponding song?


    So Li Tiezhu put his hand directly into the box and began to draw.


    In just one second, Li Tiezhu took out a note from inside. Before he could see it, he was taken away by Liu le.


    Liu Le helped his glasses, looked at the note carefully, and then showed it: "Xanthium sibiricum! Who wrote the Xanthium sibiricum extracted by Li Tiezhu?"


    Yu Quan raised his hand: "what I wrote, what I wrote are all traditional Chinese medicine. Xanthium sibiricum, medlar, Angelica sinensis and cassia seed."


    Liu Le: "well done."


    Cai ya: "what a pity. I want to see him draw armpit hair or leg hair."


    Yu Quan wants to make complaints about it. Do you treasure women?


    Li Tiezhu went back to his seat and sat down.


    Zhao Liya asked, "what is Xanthium sibiricum?"


    Li Tiezhu: "a kind of traditional Chinese medicine is everywhere in the countryside. My hometown calls it touching grass. It can touch people''s clothes. When I was a child, I often played with it."


    Zhao Liya smiled: "Wow, good luck!"


    Huo Zhien also patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder. At this moment, he was not jealous of Li Tiezhu''s talent, and some had only sympathy.


    After a long time, Liu Lele remembered to ask Li Tiezhu, "how is it? Is it difficult?"


    Li Tiezhu was very modest and said, "yes, it''s difficult."


    Liu Le said, "why don''t you lower it? Just have these two words in the lyrics. How about it?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s not necessary."


    Liu Le: "er..."


    There was another laugh under the stage. Shit, it was loaded by Li Tiezhu again.


    At this time, the host reherman came out to end the press conference and sent the tutors and players to the competition venue, a suburban music base.


    The contestants will create and rehearse here, and then complete the competition in the studio of the music base.


    When they arrived, the other players had already arrived.


    The contestants were first assigned to different rooms for the final rehearsal. Because it was the selection of tutors in the first stage, we were not original on site.


    Except Li Tiezhu, everyone''s first song was created before, as long as it has not been published.


    On the other hand, the news of the press conference of "Chinese good songs" also spread on the Internet, especially the special rules for Li Tiezhu, which aroused extensive discussion.


    "Isn''t this dancing in chains?"


    "If you can''t afford to lose, don''t invite Li Tiezhu. It''s really obscene to make people stumble."


    "These four tutors, which of you can draw a note at random for ten hours to write a classic song?"


    "After all, this is Li Tiezhu!"


    "I think it''s a good thing. If Li Tiezhu wins, who dares to force his music to be not advanced?"


    "Apart from others, Li Tiezhu is not afraid of challenges, but what the hell is leg hair and armpit hair? Does this woman deserve to be a mentor?"


    "Although the rules are very unfriendly to Li Tiezhu, I have to say it''s more attractive."


    "Don''t worry, my serious brother will definitely punish them. Wait and see!"


    "I believe in the king!"


    "The real iron pillar powder is not nervous at all. The third album is on the way..."


    "No one really thinks Li Tiezhu can sing a song every day?"


    "It''s good to see you laugh" was written on the spot! "


    With the fermentation of the topic, more and more people began to pay attention to the "good Chinese songs" starting tonight, but the program team suddenly became worried. It was still the concern of the audience - what if Li Tiezhu overturned?


    What if Li Tiezhu can''t write songs in such a short time, or the standard of his songs is too low, and his songs can''t compare with the players in the same period?


    Do you want him to continue to play in the next game?


    Or eliminated?


    No, Li Tiezhu leads a five-phase contract. Early termination of the contract will lose money, and it will also have an impact on the reputation of the program group.


    Therefore, the program team found four tutors who had different views on each other.


    Liu Le thinks Li Tiezhu must have no problem.


    Yang Ke asks he Yu Quan. After all, it''s not a big problem to write songs in one day. If you have a reserve of inspiration. But the problem is that the key words are not well integrated. For example, you can''t write rock and roll if you smoke Xanthium sibiricum?


    Although Cai Ya has heard of Li Tiezhu''s power, she still subconsciously thinks it is impossible unless she cheats.


    Finally, the host reherman said, "anyway, he has to shoot the process of writing songs. Let me ask him. If he can''t write them, we can let him change the lyrics with the songs he has written? As long as they haven''t been published."


    Cai Ya agreed: "yes! He is a high-yield singer. He must have written a lot of songs and kept them."


    Although Liu Le believed in Li Tiezhu''s strength, he still felt that this method was more secure, so he agreed: "yes!"


    Li Tiezhu has gone with the players to find their own practice rooms. Each practice room looks the same and is very simple.


    The staff took the contestants and sent them to the practice room set in advance.


    Behind the staff, there are still four players, including Li Tiezhu.


    At this time, a short and thin man with dirty braids and a fat T-shirt touched Li Tiezhu: "Hey! Guy, are you Li Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! Are you?"


    The man danced: "yo! The talented Li Tiezhu can''t control his lower body. Will he lose today? Will he cry if he loses? Poor little wild boar!"


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    What kind of species is this? It seems to satirize me.


    The staff immediately became nervous and subconsciously stopped in front of Li Tiezhu for fear that he would hit people. After all, the director specially told him that he had a bad temper.


    The other two players were also startled and quickly avoided some for fear of being injured by mistake.


    However, Li Tiezhu didn''t do it or even look at the little pigtail.


    Dirty braids twist around, yo yo.


    Li Tiezhu asked dirty braid, "are you also a singer?"


    Dirty braid: "I''m a broken child!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    With that, Li Tiezhu continued to walk forward.


    The entertainment industry is a place to hide filth. No matter what the goods think, such people don''t deserve to annoy him.


    Dirty braids catch up again: "Hey! Is Leng Barun? How does it feel to eat swan meat?"


    The staff quickly pushed away the dirty braids, and their souls were scared out. Is there a pit in the head of this goods? Is it uncomfortable not to be beaten by Li Tiezhu?


    Li Tiezhu was still calm. He looked around and didn''t follow the photographers, so he smiled at the pigtail and said, "are you a fan of lengba?"


    The dirty braid looks super brave, with a ridge around her neck: "she is the lover of my dream, my goddess."


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, your goddess is a cat I raise. She is not only moist but also obedient. I have tried everything you can think of and can''t think of! She never refuses any orders from me. When I call, she will fly over and squat at my feet."


    The dirty braids blew up in an instant, with a look of incompetence and rage.


    Li Tiezhu laughed more happily: "hit me, fool! If you are like this, I can hit ten."


    Dirty braid: "..."


    The staff and the other two players were stunned. Is Li Tiezhu so fresh? Obviously, they are not afraid to leak out, because no one will believe it without evidence, but everyone present knows that Li Tiezhu cliff did not lie.


    Li Tiezhu turned back and joked, "you are too young. I am used to seeing tigers, leopards and wealth wolves. Why do I fear livestock?"


    With that, Li Tiezhu went on, pushed open a rehearsal room and went in.

 Chapter 607

    Coquettish still, domineering side leakage. This is superstar Li Tiezhu?!


    The staff and the two players were stunned. They all knew that Li Tiezhu was very hard and top, but they never thought he would break so hard.


    Really, I''ve seen a lot!


    Then, the staff divided the contestants into the rehearsal room and hurried to report to the director group.


    Coincidentally, the room assigned by the little pigtail is opposite Li Tiezhu.


    "Eh? Are we so close?"


    Li Tiezhu came in, put down his flat plate and bag, and came out. He just saw little dirty braids playing drums and drums in the opposite room, so he walked in with a smile.


    Dirty braid looked around and found that there were no staff. Suddenly, he felt a little guilty.


    Li Tiezhu sat down beside the pigtail and asked, "since when did you like lengba?"


    The dirty braid immediately surged up with blood: "five years ago."


    He thought, Li Tiezhu must be bragging. How is it possible?


    At most, at most, lengba is blind and likes him. How can Li Tiezhu refuse the goddess? It must have been a while, but it must be impossible to raise a cat. Li Tiezhu must have been frightened by my five charge and forced.


    My goddess must have nothing to do with him now. It must be so


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s your name?"


    Dirty braid: "what are you doing? Do you want to revenge me? My name is Steve! I''m not afraid of you!"


    Li Tiezhu took the registration card of the next program group and the contestant''s ID card: "Shi Shangfei? This name has artistic conception! Thirty years old? Still hip-hop at such an old age? Still chasing stars?"


    Dirty braid snatched back his ID card: "call me Steve."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have a formal job? Shi Shangfei?"


    Shi Shangfei: "my name is Steve."


    "OK, Shi Shangfei."


    "Shit!"


    "What do you like about lengba?"


    "Just like it."


    "Do you have a dream?"


    "I... my dream is to play radish squat with lengba. After I squat, she squats and she squats... You take care of me! I don''t want to talk to you."


    "Radish squat?"


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone, thought about it, and said to the mobile phone, "where is it?"


    Shi Shangfei threw his dirty braids and looked at Li Tiezhu strangely. Then his eyes moved to his mobile phone, wechat interface, lengba''s head, and his name was a captive cat.


    oh dear!


    Heart pain, huge pain!


    It must be false, it must be false! What''s the reason for this? I can''t be a goddess, I can''t be a cat!


    Illusion!


    Hallucination!


    Call¡ª¡ª


    Shi Shangfei forcibly adjusted his breathing to prevent himself from fainting.


    Didi!


    The news came from the opposite side. It was lengba''s voice: "at Donghai''s home, because you talked nonsense on the program, people don''t dare to go out to work now. Sister Mi said to let me rest for a month to avoid the limelight."


    Sleeping trough!


    It''s really my goddess!


    Shi Shangfei''s heart twitched violently. It''s over, it''s over. Did Li Tiezhu really do this abnormal thing?


    No, no!


    This voice is really lengba goddess''s, but she absolutely doesn''t know that her remark name has been changed into this by Li Tiezhu, a pervert. Therefore, they should be just friends.


    After all, she is a goddess. How can she do such a thing?


    Sand sculpture Li Tiezhu, still trying to cheat me?


    You can''t affect my game mentality. When I get a hit on this program, hum! I must go and play radish squat with my goddess!


    Sure!!!


    Shi Shangfei stared at Li Tiezhu fiercely: "are you afraid of me? Because I just sang a five charge? Hum!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what crow?"


    Shi Shangfei: "


    Li Tiezhu said to his mobile phone, "cat, give me cos a little zombie and another zombie squat."


    Shi Shangfei''s mouth suddenly opened wide and shouted cat son directly! Will it be black? Is my goddess something you can profane?


    Didi.


    "Master, what zombie squats?"


    PA la


    Shi Shangfei was petrified by lightning, as if he had lost his soul, and the flower of life had withered.


    Li Tiezhu said to his mobile phone, "look at it yourself. The master wants to see it."


    Didi.


    "All right, master."


    Li Tiezhu smiled and looked at Shi Shangfei: "ah! Brother Shi, it''s fate for us to meet. I''ll help you realize your wish! Isn''t it radish squatting? What a simple thing. You don''t have to thank me too much."


    Shi Shangfei''s whole person is bad and completely lost his mind.


    Li Tiezhu said again, "are you a broken son? What a coincidence, I''m going to write a hip-hop song today, that''s the Cang ear."


    Shi Shangfei: "you go!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it depends on your talent. Can I talk to you? To be honest, I didn''t write hip-hop for the first time, but I wasn''t pure hip-hop before, so I''m still a little nervous."


    Shi Shangfei stood up: "staff, staff! I want to complain about this man. He bothers..."


    Didi.


    Shi Shangfei stopped talking and stared at Li Tiezhu.


    No, no?


    My goddess won''t really squat with cos zombies, will she? Why is she also a first-line actress! How can you do this?


    impossible!


    Absolutely impossible!


    Li Tiezhu picked up his mobile phone, unlocked it and opened wechat.


    "Wow!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the video sent by lengba and couldn''t help sighing.


    Lengba changed a cheongsam at home, folded a hat with paper, pasted a log colored napkin on her forehead, rough cos zombies, and jumped a few times.


    The voice is more lovely: "meow meow ~"


    After watching the video, Li Tiezhu found Shi Shangfei staring at him and said, "do you want to see it?"


    Shi Shangfei came over with a black face and looked at the video of lengba mountain stronghold cos zombies in Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone. He really understood everything!


    They are really playing this game!


    My goddess


    Three Outlooks burst, faith collapsed, the end of the world!


    Shi Shangfei''s legs were soft and he sat on the ground with his eyes blankly: "why, why? Why..."


    Li Tiezhu said to his mobile phone, "good cat, I''ll write your cos little zombie into the lyrics today. Remember to watch the live program in the evening."


    Cat: "thank you, master. Cat knelt down and thanked you."


    Shi Shangfei looked at Li Tiezhu bitterly. Can you be a person?


    He would not have thought that because of a mockery, Li Tiezhu''s attack of destroying the sky and the earth was brought to him, which was his own fault.


    You weren''t the first.


    In fact, what bad thoughts can Li Tiezhu have? It''s just that the "mind damage" skill is out of control.


    At this time, the staff of the program team came, several of them.


    Reherman came with three cameramen. They first looked at Li Tiezhu''s rehearsal room. No one came out and saw that they were opposite.


    "Ah! Here you are, iron pillar."


    Rehuman came in with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu got up and shook hands with reherman: "yes, we met a new friend. We had a good chat."


    Shi Shangfei is heartbroken. Who''s having a good chat with you? Get out!


    Fuck you!


    Lao Tzu''s goddess, woo


    Reherman nodded politely to Shi Shangfei. He didn''t know him at all, but Li Tiezhu''s friend should be good.


    No matter how sad Shi Shangfei was, he couldn''t help but give the CCTV host face. He nodded and looked sad: "Hello, my name is Shi Shang... Steve."


    Rehuman: "Hello, schaeff."


    Li Tiezhu said, "my new friend is amazing. He is a broken child. Isn''t it amazing?"


    Reherman looked embarrassed and said, what''s so special about Huo po''er? What''s amazing? Those who don''t sing well dare to say they are broken.


    But he still has a high EQ: "ah! Really? That''s great."


    Shi Shangfei: "thank you."


    Reherman: "Tiezhu, your friend doesn''t seem to be in high mood!"


    Li Tiezhu: "he''s lovelorn. His goddess ran away with others. It''s not the main palace! Hey, haven''t you taken this section?"


    Rehuman: "no, No. we''re here to shoot your song. Let''s go? What''s that? Schaeff, I''m sorry for the change. Come on!"


    With that, rehuman turned and walked out of the rehearsal room.


    Li Tiezhu patted Shi Shangfei on the shoulder: "what else do you want to see your goddess perform? I can help you. Everyone is friends!"


    Shi Shangfei''s mentality collapsed: "go away! Let me be quiet and the cameraman will stay."


    A cameraman said, "we''re all here to shoot Li Tiezhu. If you don''t shoot you, you can just be quiet."


    Shi Shangfei: "


    Li Tiezhu went out of the room with a sigh and spread his hand to reherman: "Shi Lezhi! Young people now have a bad state of mind."


    Reherman also comforted Li Tiezhu: "ignore him, do broken children, there are few normal, what hip-hop rap, which is also music?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s superficial for you to say so. My song today is hip hop."


    Reherman: "er... I say they are just like playing hip-hop rap. You can control any style if you are different. However, Xanthium sibiricum? Just traditional Chinese medicine and write hip-hop songs?"


    The cameraman has started shooting.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes! The combination of American hip-hop and Chinese style."


    Rehe man was overjoyed. Sure enough, Li Tiezhu had a gimmick. He was worthy of being the cancer of the variety Festival. No, he carried the handle.


    He got excited: "really? How''s it going? I can''t wait! You don''t know, I''m your most loyal fan. I bought every song of yours... And I bring good news. If you don''t have enough inspiration, the program team will allow you to use the saved manuscript you wrote before this time."


    "What deposit?"


    "It''s a song written but not published."


    "How can I save the manuscript? I''m not a web writer. Many writers don''t save the manuscript."


    "Is there a capital?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s twelve o''clock. Don''t you put lunch boxes?"


    Reherman: "well... It''s being delivered. Today''s new song..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I want to eat two boxes. Three boxes are better."


    Reherman: "what''s the name of the new song?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "compendium of Materia Medica, American hip-hop style integrates Chinese culture."


    Shit, I spent a whole five intelligence points to buy it!


    Dare to say bad, kill you.


    Although it hasn''t been written yet, this song is already in Li Tiezhu''s head, so he just let lengba cos zombie.


    Reherman was surprised: "compendium of materia medica? I especially like your Orchid Pavilion preface. Are you going to write the materia medica now? Just listening to the name, I thought it was Chinese style. It was hip-hop? You also like hip-hop?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "do I like what works? I draw lots to decide what to write!"


    Rehuman also smiled awkwardly.


    At this time, the staff who sent the box lunch came. Li Tiezhu picked up the meal and pulled it, ignoring the host and cameraman at all.

 Chapter 608

    "Talented people don''t show their edge! Tut tut..."


    Looking at Li Tiezhu, who is destroying the third box of lunch, re Heman, a well-known host of CCTV, was filled with emotion. He found that Li Tiezhu at this moment was no different from a migrant worker who had just left work.


    Li Tiezhu squatted on the ground to eat. He mixed white rice and vegetable soup together, and then wolfed it down.


    Photographers are busy capturing various angles. This is the first time CCTV has invited Li Tiezhu to shoot a variety show. Therefore, they are particularly curious about him.


    Li Tiezhu was full of food and bolted, "the camera master is eating! Don''t be hungry."


    He said this and handed over the box lunch that had not been moved on the table.


    The cameraman didn''t answer.


    Li Tiezhu: "eat! You three cameramen eat in turn! Can''t one eat and two shoot? Besides, what can I do for dinner?"


    Reherman, who was sitting on the opposite sofa eating, said, "eat, eat, don''t shoot. He doesn''t know if he can use this image. Don''t be tired. He still has to shoot songs in the afternoon!"


    So the cameramen began to eat in turn.


    After eating three boxes of lunch, Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth, lay down on the sofa and began to rest. As Zhu Er said, if you are too full, you have great pressure on your stomach. Don''t hurry to exercise and eat. You''d better lie down for a while.


    Rehuman also finished: "iron pillar, are you looking for inspiration?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''ll lie down."


    Rehuman was worried: "no, did you write the song? Just lie down? It''s the game in the evening."


    Li Tiezhu: "how long can it take to write songs? I''ll lie down first."


    Hot man wanted to talk and stopped: "..."


    When the program was broadcast, this paragraph was naturally cut in to highlight Li Tiezhu''s independence and strength.


    The barrage is hot:


    "Writing a song? Can a simple thing like writing a song also delay my nap?"


    "Li Tiezhu: isn''t it OK to write songs with hands? Is it difficult?"


    "I like to watch serious brother pretend to force."


    "I''m afraid the CCTV camera master hasn''t photographed such a grounded star?"


    "Please pay attention to your words! It''s a superstar!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s song names have burst out. It''s obviously written in his head. Just knock them out."


    "When it comes to writing songs, I have to convince Li Tiezhu. It''s as simple as copying."


    "Rehe man is speechless, ha ha..."


    "To be honest, I don''t like hip hop very much, but I''ll listen to Li Tiezhu."


    "Don''t worry! Isn''t listening to mom good?"


    "There are also national style rap in Lanting preface."


    Each player will have a VCR for rehearsal and interview, but the more famous the player is, the longer the time is. Li Tiezhu is undoubtedly the longest one, nearly ten minutes.


    Too long?


    no


    The audience will not be too long, but will feel short. This is Li Tiezhu''s variety attraction.


    After lying for half an hour, it was close to 1:30.


    Li Tiezhu sat up.


    "Do you want to write a song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I think I haven''t brushed my teeth after dinner."


    Then he ran to brush his teeth. After brushing his teeth, he lay back on the sofa to rest.


    Reherman and others were stunned, but they couldn''t say anything.


    At two o''clock, Li Tiezhu finally got up and strolled across the street. Shi Shangfei didn''t open the door for him, so he had to come back and write songs.


    Open the tablet and take out the keyboard. Li Tiezhu''s crackling is a random knock. After knocking the main melody, the soundtrack, and then the lyrics.


    Rehuman and the cameramen dare not go out.


    I dare not ask!


    Half an hour later, the original demo was ready, Li Tiezhu put it out directly, and then sang along.


    Rehuman and the cameramen are confused. Why do you write songs like this?


    Why is it so like copying?


    However, this song... Is so cute!


    "Is it OK?"


    Li Tiezhu, who rubbed the song out of his head in half an hour, asked reherman.


    Reherman''s face was dull and clapped: "awesome! I''m convinced! Have you figured out your song and lyrics in your head? Just carry them out?"


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t that how to write songs?"


    Reherman: "where? Other people don''t write songs like this. Don''t bully me. I have insight."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Maybe their working methods are wrong."


    Hey, I didn''t hang up!


    Rehuman is speechless. Your working method is wrong. It''s seriously wrong!


    When the audience saw this in the program, it was also crazy:


    "I''m NIMA! Li Tiezhu is definitely open!"


    "Incredible."


    "Now you see why he can write songs live?"


    "His IQ is low. I''m afraid it''s not because he moved most of it to music. Writing songs in his head is also convinced."


    "This is definitely a genius. He has no professional music education at all!"


    "Didn''t you find out? The most terrible thing is that he can write songs of any style and high quality!"


    "In short, Li Tiezhu is too terrible."


    Holding the tablet, Li Tiezhu said to reherman, "I''ll go to the music director to make a soundtrack. Are you coming?"


    Reherman''s task is only to record Li Tiezhu''s creative process in the form of interview. I didn''t expect it to be outrageous. So he said, "I won''t go. Two cameramen follow you, and one will go back with me. I''ll go back to carry the script and broadcast it live in the evening."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, brother! Bye."


    Rehuman smiled awkwardly: "goodbye!"


    Is that too hasty? However, the songs written are very nice. Although they are not catchy pop songs, they are definitely not mediocre.


    Rehuman returned to the director group faintly.


    The director asked, "how about coming back so soon? Has Li Tiezhu written a song?"


    Four tutors without makeup were drinking coffee. At this time, they all gathered around and looked very curious.


    Reherman smiled bitterly: "I think I went in vain."


    Liu Lemei tightened her head: "Li Tiezhu has a problem writing songs?"


    Cai ya: "I''ll tell you."


    Heat seal: "No problem, it''s just... It''s too silky, you know? He ate and slept for an hour, then got up for half an hour and got the song out. We tried it twice. It''s really nice! Now he went to the music director to make a soundtrack. So I said I came for nothing. He didn''t have any steps to write a song, which means literally, you know? Just It''s written... It''s terrible. "


    Cai ya: "really? Cheated?"


    After saying that, Cai Ya shook her head. It''s impossible to cheat.


    Liu Le stroked his ear and hair: "that''s good! Now we don''t have to worry. In fact, Han Hong told me when eating instant boiled mutton half a month ago. Let me be prepared. Don''t be frightened by Li Tiezhu. It seems that she didn''t exaggerate. This guy is really a genius..."


    Yu Quan: "the song is written. I don''t know if it''s good or not."


    Reherman: "it sounds good! It sounds great! Although it''s hip-hop, it''s absolutely good."


    Four tutors frowned at the same time: "hip hop style?"


    After all, there are few songs of this style that can be heard. Is Li Tiezhu reliable? They really don''t believe rehuman, because he is not professional, and he is still the iron powder of Li Tiezhu. His taste can''t be trusted!


    ¡­¡­


    8 p.m.


    The first phase of the first season of "Chinese good songs", which was broadcast live by CCTV three sets and Penguin video, began.


    After the advertisement and the title, on the gorgeous stage, reherman said: "good evening, audience friends of CCTV and Penguin video. Welcome to the" good Chinese song "broadcast under the title of... And I''m reherman. First, let''s introduce the four directors of our emotional program! The first is the king of Golden Songs..."


    Liu Le, Yu Quan, Yang Kewen and Cai Ya were introduced by reherman.


    Then, reherman invited Mr. Zhao Tianhua, a special music critic on the program. The old man is almost 70, his steps are still very flexible and his clothes are very fashionable.


    Next, reherman began to introduce the competition process, highlighting the selection rules of the sixth phase of the first round.


    On the penguin video side, the number of people watching is no less than those watching TV. Many people even watch TV while watching mobile phones, because Penguin videos can send barrages.


    The barrage is as coquettish as ever.


    "Hahaha... There''s a barrage saying that the master is a fast shooter! I''m laughing to death. He''s not happy at all, is he?"


    Donghai villa, lengba said lying in Yang Mi''s arms.


    Yang Mi: "slow gunner, no, slow gunner is almost the same."


    "Ha ha! Are you addicted?"


    "Bah! Look at you now. How are you laughing? Think about your own future."


    "He said the song would write me in tonight."


    "Ah? Is he crazy?"


    "Of course it''s more obscure. Look at this, my cos zombie. He said he could write in his song."


    "Hum! A man''s mouth is a deceitful ghost! Do you believe it?"


    "Believe it! The master won''t lie to me."


    "One master at a time, I''m really afraid when you go out for an interview..."


    "That won''t happen. I''m paying attention. I can''t make trouble for the master."


    "You are so... It''s really the best m!"


    "That is!"


    "Stop arguing and listen to the song."


    "What''s good to hear? They''re all badly written and deserve to be compared with my master?"


    Lengba has a proud face.


    The two sisters laughed and said, "the Chinese good songs" are more than half. Zhao Liya appeared, and make complaints about the original. She also Tucao Zhao Liya for a long time. She said that she had no talent in writing songs, and she was singing all the time.


    Finally, it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    Reherman said, "now let''s invite the seventh contestant to bring his original songs to you."


    The audience went crazy:


    "Wuwu..."


    "Li Tiezhu! Awesome!"


    "Serious brother, come on ~"


    "I love you..."


    Rehuman scratched his head. Is there any suspense?


    At this time, the four tutors were all with their backs to the stage. According to the rules, they could not see the contestants, but could only hear the singing. Only when you think the other party sings well will you turn around, and turning around means that the player is promoted.


    But now?


    The audience shouted Li Tiezhu''s name. What else is mysterious?


    Yang Ke asked Liu le in a low voice, "I just found that I''m old. How hot is Li Tiezhu?"


    Liu Le: "more than you and me, more than you and me combined. More than the four of us combined."


    Yang Ke doesn''t believe it. I have 32 concerts a year. What are you doing?


    Liu Le knew he was not satisfied, but he didn''t say anything.


    On the stage, reherman said, "it seems that this player has been exposed. I''ll just say it! Contestant No. 7 Li Tiezhu brought you an original hip-hop song compendium of Materia Medica today. As we all know, the key word he drew today is'' Xanthium sibiricum '', a traditional Chinese medicine. So, Tiezhu, do you think you can advance?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I signed the contract."


    Reherman: "er... You''d better stop talking. Your saying makes our program look like an insider. In fact, it doesn''t! I just believe in Li Tiezhu''s ability. If he doesn''t write well, he will be eliminated. Then, please start your singing."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t you say how miserable your life is? They say CCTV routine..."


    Rehuman: "no! We don''t have a routine! Sing quickly!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh ~"


    Rehuman retreated and wiped his sweat quietly. It was the king! I was scared to death. I almost didn''t catch it. I thought it was the host of other stations. I didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu was too powerful.


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu stood still, listened to the accompaniment, and then began to sing:


    If Hua Tuo is reborn


    Chongyang was treated


    Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters


    Stimulate our national consciousness


    Semen Strychni, Semen Cassiae, Xanthium sibiricum


    And lotus seeds


    Chinese yam seed, bitter bean seed, neem seed


    I want face


    (don''t scold me any more, 3500 words)

 Chapter 609

    "Whine --"


    "Li Tiezhu forced Plath!"


    "Yo yo ~"


    The scene immediately became angry. Originally, a lot of the audience came for Li Tiezhu. Of course, I was happy to hear Li Tiezhu''s new song.


    This song turned out to be a pure hip-hop style, which was not in Li Tiezhu''s song. In the past, it was only a rap in the middle.


    The audience is divided into two kinds. One is that they like hip-hop music. When they see Li Tiezhu singing and dancing on the stage in broad clothes, they immediately shake with the rhythm. The other is that they don''t like hip-hop, and some people even hate it, but Li Tiezhu''s is different. Not only the rhythm is cheerful and full of rhythm, but also the lyrics are very positive. They will think that those who play hip-hop are rubbish. It''s better for Li Tiezhu to play tickets occasionally.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was wearing a black cap, a wide black printed sweater, fat jeans and a pair of Li Ning basketball shoes. This is the clothing provided by the program group. Li Tiezhu is wearing this style for the first time. He feels very uncomfortable. Because the clothes were too loose, he could even feel the eggs tossing in his crotch, and it was quite shameful to dance.


    The audience are happy. Li Tiezhu, your uncle, can you dance more seriously?


    Too perfunctory?


    Grandma stretches her legs faster than you!


    Many audiences began to learn Li Tiezhu''s perfunctory dance, which is very much like you doing exercises during recess.


    After the camera swept the audience, it immediately aimed at Yu Quan, because the note drawn by Li Tiezhu was written by him.


    In addition, Yu Quan wrote about Xanthium sibiricum, wolfberry, Angelica sinensis and cassia seed. At the beginning, Xanthium sibiricum and cassia seed are available, which is different from Angelica sinensis and wolfberry. With Li Tiezhu''s character, it must be arranged neatly.


    Yu Quan was surprised on his face and stared directly at the opposite storyboard. There were fast flashing lyrics on it. He really didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to write a hip-hop song and sing so delicious.


    Yang Ke asked, pursing his mouth and coming over, nodded at Yu Quan and thumbed up: "sure enough, there''s something!"


    Cai Ya looked at it with an exaggerated expression: "is this what he wrote today? I can''t believe it! Such mature works and arrangements... A few hours?"


    Yu Quan nodded: "because he is Li Tiezhu."


    Cai ya: "how did he change his style?"


    Yu Quan: "what style does he have? Li Tiezhu can write any song, and he writes it well."


    On the other side, Liu Le leaned back on the chair with his eyes closed and shook his head. Although he was old, his ability to appreciate music was regardless of music style. Don''t think that uncle doesn''t understand hip-hop. Real good music is reasonable. Not to mention anything else, uncle Liu knew that the song would not be bad when the current play sounded.


    Listen, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, the word... Hey! Enimo is a silly fork. Well scolded!


    Of course, the live Barrage is the most intuitive:


    "Isn''t that handsome?"


    "Wang bombed out! Who competed?"


    "The first sentence is the dimensionality reduction blow to the current hip-hop circle!"


    "This is to hang enimo up and whip the corpse! I can only say that he did a good job."


    "Worshiping foreigners is really a disease!"


    "Serious brother is still the same as before."


    "Those hip hop players come out and take two steps to see what music is."


    "Who says hip hop only has decadence and swearing? Hip hop can also have positive energy!"


    "Just say, CCTV doesn''t hold him. Who do you hold? The so-called broken children with dirty braids and foreign farts?"


    "No one said Li Tiezhu''s beautiful dancing posture?"


    "It''s good if he can play. Don''t expect him to jump well, because... He will fall."


    "After 12 consecutive falls in the concert the year before last, Li Tiezhu has a psychological shadow on dancing, ha ha..."


    "Bet a dime, he''ll still fall."


    Li Tiezhu jumped two centimeters high in situ. He jumped up and turned around in the air for a week. He shook his hand and pretended to make the complex movements taught by the dance teacher. Singing while dancing is a difficult thing. Li Tiezhu can only focus on singing:


    In my way


    Rewrite a history


    Nothing else


    Read a few words after me


    Yam Angelica wolfberry go


    Yam Angelica wolfberry go


    Look, I''ll grab a handful of traditional Chinese medicine


    Take a note of pride


    On the side of the stage, the host reherman danced with him. His eyes lit up and came, including angelica and medlar.


    Shi Shangfei, who was waiting for the next shopping mall, was silly. He thought Li Tiezhu was just talking about writing hip-hop songs. Unexpectedly, it was true. Of course, what he is going to sing today is also a hip-hop song. An original work that has racked his brains for half a year has changed some lyrics on the spot today. He thinks he is extremely coquettish, but now he only feels cool


    Shi Shangfei has been around the children''s circle for many years. He is also a little famous. His creative ability has been praised by many people. He once thought he was very powerful until now.


    A 20-year-old steamed stuffed bun who wrote pop songs changed and wrote this compendium of Materia Medica for hours?


    Damn it!


    Shi Shangfei collapsed. Li Tiezhu is not human! First he arched his goddess down, and his backhand smashed his confidence.


    Only the real po''er knows how terrible Li Tiezhu''s song is.


    It''s not too much to say that it directly broke through the whole broken circle. After all, domestic hip-hop songs started late, and there are really not many so-called "classics".


    However, this song should have nothing to do with zombies. This is the only thing Shi Shangfei can be thankful for.


    At the tutor''s table, Liu Le suddenly opened his eyes, because the climax of this song is coming, because it should be a prelude... Sure enough!


    My expression is leisurely


    Jump about


    Move easily


    You can''t learn


    ¡­¡­


    Write dynasties in calligraphy


    Internal force spread


    Bold and upright


    Give a punch in the dialogue


    Lie down


    Look who''s good


    Hum ~


    This last hum, and a little arrogant. Li Tiezhu, a straight man with advanced cancer, rarely had this tone, so he also amused a lot of the audience.


    There was a lull, and applause and cheers rang out.


    Pop pop


    "Woo woo..."


    Pop!


    Pop pop


    As if they had made an appointment, starting with Liu Le, the four tutors, Yang Kewen and Cai ya, turned around at the same time, obviously thinking of waiting for the interlude to turn around, so as not to affect the live effect of the song.


    However, the audience didn''t have much emotional fluctuation, as if they knew they were going to turn, of course.


    This is also a matter of no choice. It''s impossible not to turn such a good song.


    The four tutors looked at each other, shaking their heads and smiling bitterly. What else can they do? Li Tiezhu has finished loading them all. Look, the interlude is over. Would you like to dance a little more seriously? You stopped?


    After playing for more than ten seconds, Li Tiezhu took off his cap and forked his waist to fan himself. Dancing is a manual job. Even if it is perfunctory enough, Li Tiezhu still sweated.


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Treasure Island singer Cai Yameng, why are you kidding? Wasn''t it okay just now? Look again, the audience is still booing, but it seems that they are not really angry. It''s strange.


    Liu Le said to Quan, "it''s really a crosstalk master."


    Yu Quan covered his face with a smile.


    Backstage, the selected players sat in a lounge. Many players were still fans of Li Tiezhu. Seeing Li Tiezhu''s half-time break, everyone spontaneously laughed and booed.


    Huo Zhien didn''t know Li Tiezhu very well. He asked Zhao Liya, "Why are they booing him? This song is very good."


    Zhao Liya said, "this is crosstalk music. It pays attention to an interactive atmosphere."


    Huo Zhien was even more confused: "really? Li Tiezhu played extraordinary today. It was really powerful enough to write such a song in a few hours!"


    Zhao Liya: "no, he played average today. This song... OK, but it''s not classic enough. I mean, it''s not too classic. Li Tiezhu must be lazy."


    Huo Zhien obviously didn''t believe it, but he didn''t say anything. Can he write my song "rolling bead curtain" in a few hours? This group of little girls have no reason.


    Barrage:


    "You dance so leisurely that you can''t learn..."


    "Serious brother, this song not only humiliated hip-hop music, but also insulted hip-hop dance. Cow!"


    "Hip hop dancing is accidental injury..."


    "I only dance with Li Tiezhu. It depends on when he falls."


    "My expression is leisurely, jump about!"


    "Woo ~"


    "Good fellow, is the Intermezzo for rest?"


    "The donkeys of the production team dare not be so lazy."


    "The song is really beautiful!"


    "If you dare to call compendium of Materia Medica, it will explain the problem. If you don''t write it well, you will be scolded to death."


    "The preface to Lanting is the same. Ordinary people really dare not take this name."


    Fortunately, the interlude soon ended, and Li Tiezhu continued to sing the lyrics of burning his mouth:


    What pill


    What kind of pill


    Antler slices should not be too thin


    ¡­¡­


    Listen to me, Chinese medicine is bitter


    Plagiarism should be more bitter


    Open the compendium of Materia Medica


    Read more rare books


    Toad crisp earthworm


    I have crossed the Jianghu


    The hard work of these ancestors


    We must not lose


    That''s the light


    That''s the light


    Sing together


    Let me adjust a folk prescription


    Specializes in treating your internal injuries


    The Han side that has been rooted for thousands of years


    There is power that others don''t know


    The scene was full of cheers and applause exploded. Even tutors Cai Ya and Yang Kewen stood up from the tutor seat and danced with them.


    Liu Le applauded and nodded deeply: "I like the lyrics!"


    Yu Quan: "handsome and burning!"


    Barrage:


    "Plagiarism should be more bitter? @ wine pen"


    "How many years ago? Still whipping corpses..."


    "It''s only for your internal injury @ enimo, have you recovered?"


    "Worthy of Li Tiezhu."


    "That''s why my father liked Li Tiezhu after beating me."


    Li Tiezhu on the stage sang and stopped dancing completely. He sat on the stage steps, pointed to the audience dancing below, and sang the end. The painting style was too cute:


    Squat small stiff squat small zombie squat


    And squatting zombies squatting in the dark lane to light the lights


    And squatting zombies squatting and drilling radish pits


    Squatting zombies squatting and chanting spells, huh


    ¡­¡­


    Lala Lala


    Lala Lala


    The four tutors showed their side expression one after another. Can it still be like this?


    In the backstage lounge, Zhao Liya narrowed her eyes, hid in the corner, secretly opened the wechat group and called out the video sent by lengba. At that time, there was no beginning or end, and everyone didn''t understand it. Now she knows... She can play very well.


    Shi Shangfei, who is waiting to play, is stupid. As expected, he is still a little zombie squatting. His heart hurts!


    Lengba, who is far away in the East China Sea, is doing a zombie squat with a bright face in front of the TV. She is very happy.

 Chapter 610

    Yang Mi looked at lengba squatting there with the rhythm of Li Tiezhu. Mo min was strangely excited. She couldn''t help thinking that this m was over and was cued in the song, just like being greatly favored by heaven


    After Li Tiezhu finished singing, lengba came back with a red face: "do you hear me? Do you see me? Little zombie squat, hey hey... The master is so just!"


    Yang Mi: "you''re incurable! Hua Tuo can''t cure that kind of disease in his reincarnation."


    Lengba was perfunctorily shy: "OK."


    Direct blasting of barrage:


    "This song should be Qinghua''s school song and sung once in the morning and evening."


    "Tianhe cabin uses the Chinese operating system. In the future, foreigners will use this to learn Chinese listening."


    "Chinese cet-10 listening!"


    "After listening to this song, I''m not even afraid of dogs."


    "Rice dog?"


    "Compendium of Materia Medica, hip hop ceiling, no problem?"


    "Little zombie, ha ha."


    "Li Tiezhu will be the God sooner or later."


    "What''s there to brag about? It''s just the God of Chinese rap."


    "This is rap, no vulgar, no dirty words, all culture."


    "This song is on, brothers!"


    "My mind is full of yam, angelica and medlar go..."


    "Tell you a joke. A friend likes hip-hop, so he went to see Chinese hip-hop and cried after reading it!"


    "Listen to me, traditional Chinese medicine is bitter, and Cao county should be more bitter."


    "It was this song that Zhuge Liang played when he was planning an empty city. More than 100000 Wei troops outside the city broke their necks."


    It''s normal that the building will be crooked when blowing. After all, Li Tiezhu''s fans are not serious.


    Even the audience is not serious, let alone online.


    On TV, Li Tiezhu finished singing, but the accompaniment continued. Of course, he couldn''t dance. He sat on the steps and waited for the accompaniment to end. However, the audience quit.


    "Fall one! Fall one! Fall one..."


    Li Tiezhu threw out his hand in confusion. What kind of mentality do these people have? I''m not a fool. I''m jumping today. How can I fall?


    Cai ya: "what are the audience shouting?"


    Yang Ke asked, "don''t you know that Li Tiezhu is called to wrestle? There is a second law on the Internet that Li Tiezhu must wrestle when he dances."


    "Ah?"


    "There is also the first law. Those who violate Li Tiezhu will be defeated even if they are far away."


    Cai Ya asked, "what''s all this?"


    At the end of the song, Yu Quan and Liu Le began to applaud with the audience. Cai Ya looked puzzled, but she could only applaud. This song is really good.


    Li Tiezhu stood up and bowed to his tutor and the audience, revealing Wang Zhi''s contempt: "wrestling is impossible. I have experience."


    At the end of the accompaniment, the host re Herman came up: "thank Li Tiezhu for bringing this compendium of Materia Medica. I believe the audience at the scene and in front of the screen have heard Hi, but... Li Tiezhu, are you sure you want to stand under the steps for an interview? Even if you are ugly, you don''t have to hide so far? Am I handsome enough to make you ashamed?"


    handsome and spirited?


    Do you have any misunderstanding about handsome? The host of CCTV is not serious!


    Li Tiezhu found himself under the steps at the edge of the stage, close to the audience, singing and singing.


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh? Are you coming or am I coming?"


    Rehuman: "of course, come in the middle of the stage. There will be a link later."


    "Well, ah, sleeping trough..."


    "Ah ah..."


    Li Tiezhu stepped empty on the steps, staggered onto the stage and tripped again. In order to maintain his balance, he rushed more quickly towards the center of the stage.


    Reherman was startled, predicted the direction of Li Tiezhu, and flexibly hid to the left.


    Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu was afraid of bumping into the host. He gave a gorgeous drift and flicked his tail, drew a perfect arc, and hit reherman''s heart.


    duang¡«


    "Er, cough..."


    Rehuman was knocked down directly on the ground.


    But Li Tiezhu took advantage of it, but he stood firm and asked, "uncle, are you okay?"


    Reherman sat on the ground with a fart, covered his heart and couldn''t speak. He only made a wheezing sound like asthma, which was firmly pushed to his lungs!


    Everyone at the scene was stupid.


    The director covered his head. NIMA is live! What''s going on?


    The staff is ready to rush up and take the heat seal to check. It seems that they are badly hurt.


    Reherman waved his hand firmly, indicating that he could still insist.


    Barrage:


    "Sure enough, I fell!"


    "Sleeping trough! Coming, coming..."


    "I knew that no host could escape Li Tiezhu''s sanctions!"


    "Reherman was hammered by his head and died of laughter!"


    "Geese, geese..."


    "This is so special that it directly supports the host?"


    "Let you say that Li Tiezhu is ugly. It belongs to self sin and can''t live."


    "I laughed directly and split..."


    "Although it looked painful, I couldn''t help laughing."


    "Heartache, rehuman."


    "There must be an accident on Li Tiezhu''s program..."


    Li Tiezhu immediately helped reherman up and asked, "why do you hide? If you stood still, with my skill, you could have avoided you."


    My fault?


    Reherman blushed and was out of breath. He was almost anoxic when Li Tiezhu said so.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s your look? My master is Cheng Dalong. I can definitely avoid it."


    Reherman: "roar..."


    "Do you want to call 120?"


    "Don''t shout... I, I slowly..."


    "I''m really sorry. It''s the crow mouth of the audience. They say I want to wrestle."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "What''s the matter with the director? Uncle is about to have artificial respiration, and you still hold up a sign to let him speak? Do you have any sympathy? Can''t the live broadcast enter the advertisement? Ok... I''ll host it for him for a while."


    The directors under the stage were stunned by Li Tiezhu, even the director? Oh, yes, he has this tradition.


    With that, Li Tiezhu took a stack of inscription cards in reherman''s hand. The latter was resisting, but he couldn''t breathe. Which was Li Tiezhu''s opponent.


    "Don''t shout..."


    "You''re welcome, uncle. You have a rest."


    "But..."


    "You sit!"


    Li Tiezhu directly grabbed reherman with both hands, swept his legs, pressed him on the ground, and then walked away with an inscription card for two steps.


    Originally, rehuman was almost out of breath. He gave such a trick and grinned again.


    Seeing the tragedy of reherman, the audience couldn''t help laughing. It was worthy of Li Tiezhu and never engaged in personnel.


    At first, the tutors wanted to bear it, but they couldn''t help laughing. Cai Ya even clapped the table with a smile.


    Yu Quan said to Cai ya, "the first law and the second law have been fulfilled."


    Cai ya, who was about to stop laughing, burst out with saliva.


    Li Tiezhu took the inscription card and sighed: "CCTV''s inscription card is still handwritten?"


    Reherman covered his heart and turned his eyes. I wrote it myself with inspiration below. It was specially used to make things difficult for you. As a result, you... Don''t talk about martial virtue!


    Li Tiezhu: congratulations to Li Tiezhu. He has finished a wonderful concert. Do you like it


    The audience shouted, "like it!"


    After the roar, the audience laughed again. Li Tiezhu was indeed worthy of being a crosstalk master.


    The director didn''t stop, the four tutors were laughing, and the program continued.


    Li Tiezhu pretended to look at his left side: "it''s not easy to write songs, arrange music and perform in a few hours? Tiezhu."


    Then, Li Tiezhu took a step to the left and smiled modestly: "it''s really difficult, but I''m lucky and inspired today."


    Stepping back to the right, Li Tiezhu asked himself, "why did you think of writing a hip-hop song? As far as I know, you haven''t written a pure hip-hop song. I''m your fan and know you very well."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you! It''s mainly because I met a new friend today. Oh, the next one to appear. I got a lot of inspiration from him, such as hip-hop, zombie squatting, etc., so I had this compendium of Materia Medica."


    "Ah, there is still such a story! Can you explain the words of this song? Why do you choose such ideas, such as'' Chongyang is healed ''and'' folk remedies for your obsequiousness about foreigners''?"


    Backstage, Shi Shangfei suffered a direct internal injury. He knew he wouldn''t make a fuss to annoy Li Tiezhu.


    The finalists in the rest room were directly stunned. Is there such a coquettish operation?


    Zhao Liya was no longer surprised. She sighed gently. The goods were shameful again.


    Lengba in the East China Sea looked like a flower Crazy: "the master is really powerful! Even this live broadcast accident can be skillfully resolved. It''s so handsome..."


    Barrage:


    "Hey... Iron pillar fool."


    "I gave 99 points for this operation. One point less is because the heat seal man can still breathe."


    "The host who cooperates with Li Tiezhu should buy insurance."


    "The double reed is good."


    "Worthy of the Golden Dragon Award for best newcomer."


    "Isn''t it better than singing?"


    Li Tiezhu, a dutiful man, plays two roles. After all, he has studied in Beidian for more than a year, and his acting skills are still online.


    "It''s a long story. To put it simply, there are two reasons. The first reason must be known to everyone. I just resisted the unhealthy trend of worshiping foreign countries in the music world some time ago. This is a disease and can be cured! The second reason is that I have seen and heard a lot of voices of questioning, satirizing and slandering traditional Chinese medicine in the past two years. I expressed my attitude because I learned some fur from my father since childhood Just a degree! "


    "Well said! Today''s young people are very lucky to have such a positive idol as you."


    "Thank you... This is what I should do."


    "Tiezhu, you are too modest! I believe that the audience not only like the tune of this song, but also like the meaning contained in the lyrics of this song, right?"


    With that, Li Tiezhu also extended the microphone to the audience.


    Audience: "yes -"


    Li Tiezhu flashed to the left and scratched his head: "hey... It''s just a song. It''s not worth mentioning, it''s not worth mentioning!"


    Then he flashed back: "maybe it''s the listener''s intention. When we listen to this song, we are very shocked. I believe it''s not just me reherman who has this feeling, but also the tutors, otherwise they won''t turn around. Do you know what it means to turn around? Iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu flashed to the left. As soon as he was about to speak, he saw reherman staring at him. It seemed that he slowed down.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and handed over the inscription card: "uncle, are you awake?"


    Rehuman: "wake up what? I''m not in a coma."


    "Here''s your inscription card."


    "I don''t want it. Don''t you know how to host it? Don''t you know how to interview yourself? Go on."


    "Oh!"


    Li Tiezhu took back the inscription card and said, "four turns is the meaning recognized by the four mentors? Lucky, lucky, thank the four mentors!"


    Rehuman''s eyes are wide. I''m proud. You even withdraw the steps?


    OK, then you can play alone.


    He stood aside with his hands in his arms and even began to shake his feet. He had a good sense of variety.

 Chapter 611

    After a serious bow, Li Tiezhu quickly jumped to the right and looked at the inscription card: "Tiezhu, do you want to listen to the opinions of the tutors? If I remember correctly, the four tutors turned around at the same time, which tutor will comment first?"


    Li Tiezhu looked serious and dutifully performed the host. However, the real host shook his feet next to him, and the picture looked very funny.


    The four tutors laughed angrily. Let alone straighten out their ideas, they were humble one after another.


    The director and the part-time worker looked at each other in the distance, and the two old partners communicated silently:


    "This is stable!"


    "Sure enough, Li Tiezhu was right."


    "With him, whether it''s music, entertainment or topic, it''s the top."


    "The cliff meeting made headlines..."


    "Earned earned earned."


    When Li Tiezhu saw the tutors pushing around and blocking him, he said, "what''s the matter? The four tutors were also hammered and couldn''t speak?"


    Yu Quan: "poof..."


    Liu Le burst into laughter. He finally knew that at present, Han Hong asked him to remember the reason for preparing antihypertensive drugs. These goods can really drive people crazy.


    Reherman, who was really hammered by his head, showed WTF''s expression and looked at Li Tiezhu anxiously.


    At this time, Yang Ke raised his hand: "cough! Let me say it first. I''m afraid we''ll be humble again. Li Tiezhu directly decorated the four corners alone and directly helped us comment."


    Cai ya: "can you still play like this?"


    Yu Quan nodded: "he''s Li Tiezhu. What can''t he do?"


    Liu Le clapped his thigh with a smile, and the crow''s feet cracked at the corners of his eyes.


    Li Tiezhu said seriously, "OK, please ask Yang Ke to comment first."


    Reherman couldn''t help reminding: "VCR!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, yes, let''s first put Li Tiezhu''s VCR. Let''s get to know this player through this VCR."


    Who doesn''t know you?


    VCR began to play. It was very long. It was much longer than other players. There was a simple resume of Li Tiezhu and his achievements. Naturally, he had to take a nap in the afternoon and brush a few pictures of writing good songs.


    However, the audience was not surprised, but the tutors were surprised, as if they saw a monster.


    After that, Li Tiezhu continued to host: "after watching VCR, the four tutors must have a deeper understanding of Li Tiezhu''s players. Then, please ask Yang Ke to comment first."


    Yang Ke asked, "Hey, hey... Poof! Reherman, you ask. I can''t help laughing when I look at him. I''m about to get angry."


    Reherman came over and took back the inscription card: "he has finished my words for me."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome."


    Reherman: "I..."


    There was another burst of laughter under the stage. Are you welcome? Are you being polite?


    Reherman shook his head and made a gesture of invitation to Yang Ke''s question. He didn''t speak. He was really speechless.


    Yank asked: "Because it''s a competition, we focus on it. I only comment on this song! That is to say, it''s no use for the contestants to be popular and famous outside. This is a stage to see the works. First, this song is very good. I especially like the prelude and the last paragraph, which is very innovative. Secondly, the lyrics are well written, which is the best creation of lyrics so far, Everyone can see it. Finally, there is a problem with this song, that is, the melody and structure are a little simple. Simplicity is not bad, but it can''t represent Li Tiezhu''s real ability. Tiezhu, can you understand? "


    Li Tiezhu shook his head, a little complicated.


    Yang Ke asked and thought for a moment and said, "for example, the simplicity of this song limits your play. Just like you have just warmed up man''s lungs, you can only use 30% of your own strength, but if you use your fist, it may be 80% and 90%. Understand?"


    Li Tiezhu: "got it! Limitations of attack methods."


    Reherman subconsciously avoided Li Tiezhu, looked warily at Yang Ke and asked, why do you comment on me?


    Yang Ke asked, "I appreciate your talent very much. It''s right to come to my group. I''m good at music creation of various styles. I can help you arrange music at that time. In addition, I will have 32 concerts next year in all cities. If you are interested, I can take you."


    Li Tiezhu: "thirty two concerts, so many?"


    Yang Ke asked modestly, "it''s a little fun. The national tour is strongly demanded by fans all over the country. There''s no way."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "Oh, great."


    Yang Ke asked and smiled.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I can''t come."


    Yang Ke asked, "what? School?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "no, I''m going to prepare a personal global tour concert next year. It''s very busy. It''s strongly demanded by fans all over the world. I can''t help it!"


    Yang Ke asked: "ah... This, this... It''s still really unlucky."


    Cai ya: "poof, geese... Sorry... I really can''t help it, geese..."


    The audience is so happy. This NIMA fairy dialogue is amazing.


    Critical hit! Crazy friction!


    Yu Quandu was embarrassed for Yang Ke. This is the scene of the death of NIMA''s large society!


    What''s wrong with yank? How did you tell Li Tiezhu about 32 concerts? Even if you deceive others, this is Li Tiezhu, who is nominated for three Grammy nominations!


    Liu Le felt that his thighs were green and still shooting: "hahaha... Lao Yang, do you think it''s a help to invite Li Tiezhu to your concert? I''m afraid you can''t afford the appearance fee!"


    Uncle is uncle, and his words are Geng.


    When Yang Ke asked, he was very embarrassed and his expression was particularly stiff. He just pretended to be used to it. He forgot to consider Li Tiezhu''s identity and was rejected by Liu Le, which made him even more embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "thanks for Mr. Yang''s approval! My father has listened to your brother since childhood. There are your tapes in my hometown. They are pirated."


    Yang Ke asked: "... You''re welcome."


    Yu Quan: "Miss Yang, do you still say?"


    Yang Ke asked, laughed at himself and gave up.


    What a shame!


    Barrage:


    "It''s OK to interview yourself?"


    "Yes! This is the correct way for Li Tiezhu to open!"


    "Thirty two concerts, poof!"


    "What''s going on in yank''s head?"


    "Mom! I got goose bumps from embarrassment..."


    "Global concert! Hahaha!"


    "Lao Yang wanted to pretend to be a wave force, but he didn''t expect to be stepped into the earth''s crust..."


    "Hot search physique is really not covered!"


    Yu Quan said, "let me say a few words. Everyone knows Li Tiezhu''s strength, otherwise we wouldn''t set special rules for him alone. But even so, his creation today can be called perfect..."


    Still the old routine, boast a few words, pick some minor defects that are not painful and itchy, and then start using all your skills to "abduct".


    From the perspective of the tutor, if you can get Li Tiezhu, you will basically lock a place in the finals, and the fool won''t choose him.


    Moreover, because of Li Tiezhu''s own heat, his mentor followed him.


    Cai Ya also published her own comments, which are similar to each other.


    Finally, it was Liu Le''s turn. He looked at the other three tutors maliciously and said, "it''s my turn? Don''t blame me for enlarging the move!"


    Yu Quan: "you are not a real pop singer. Why do you want Li Tiezhu?"


    Yang Ke asked, "yes, just because you are old?"


    Liu Le shook his head: "Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Teacher Bo."


    Liu Le said, "my name is Liu Le! I won''t comment on it. They all talked about it. When eating instant boiled mutton last week, Han Hong said you''d better come to my group."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, OK."


    "Report!"


    Yu Quan immediately raised his hand and looked very excited: "this is too much! Sister Han Hong is not from our program, and there is doubt whether she said so. You belong to cheating!"


    Yang Ke asked, "yes! Cheating, we protest seriously!"


    Cai ya: "cancel teacher Liu Le''s instinctive choice."


    Yu Quan: "yes... Disqualification."


    Of course, this is for the variety effect, but in fact, the other three tutors are really anxious. Who doesn''t know that Li Tiezhu listens to Han Hong most?


    Liu le was so busy that she copied her hands on her chest and leaned back tactically: "why? Han Hong asked me to guide him in singing. She was busy with public welfare and often couldn''t find time to guide Li Tiezhu. It happened that I was still a male singer. My name is... Trusteeship!"


    They didn''t expect that Liu Le, who didn''t have a neck, would play with his mouth. He couldn''t return to God for a long time.


    The host reherman stepped in and played the conventional routine: "OK! The four tutors threw olive branches at you, and now comes the reverse selection of students. Tiezhu, think carefully, and then say your answer loudly after I say three two one..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Miss Liu le."


    Don''t think at all. Aunt Han Hong said the right answer.


    Liu Le stood up and raised his hands to celebrate.


    What about the other three.


    Rehuman angrily said, "didn''t it make you think? I said three, two, one, and you said the answer."


    Li Tiezhu: "the director raised his card and said it was overtime. Didn''t you see it? The host of the program should know how to be flexible. It''s also the host of CCTV."


    Reherman covered his heart again, and again, he was pushed against the lung leaf!


    Then, Li Tiezhu stepped down and hugged Liu le and three other tutors. This scene was very much like the super good voice three years ago. It was also four turns that time.


    Yang Ke asked Liu Le, "Lao Liu, you really didn''t win this time. Sister Han Hong won."


    Liu Lede shakes his braid: "jealousy! Red fruit jealousy!"


    Yu Quan: "who is jealous of you? Lao Yang''s 32 concerts a year will envy you?"


    Yang Ke asked, "shall I go?"


    Li Tiezhu was taken to the backstage lounge by the staff. The four tutors interacted for a while and became quiet.


    He also covered his chest: "actually, should I make complaints about the most Tucao?" this is the Waterloo I hosted the business. Once, as an iron pillar, I was very happy to see him host all kinds of hosts. Until today, I am being challenged by him. I think the program group should give me a bonus!


    After successfully teasing the audience, reherman turned the conversation and began to introduce the next contestant:


    "I believe you still remember that Tiezhu said that a new friend prompted him to write down the compendium of Materia Medica of hip-hop style. When I asked Li Tiezhu to record VCR in the morning, Li Tiezhu had a good talk with him... Next, let''s invite new players to also bring an original hip-hop song called" your bridge has no piers ". WOW! Very... Special song name."


    Shi Shangfei was pushed out by the staff, and his head was blank.


    Three minutes later, the concert ended, no tutor turned around, and the audience was silent.


    That''s it?


    That''s it?


    Is this a special song?


    It''s also hip hop. Why is the gap so big?

 Chapter 612

    As soon as Li Tiezhu entered the rest room, he was surrounded by four contestants... To sign and take a group photo.


    Although some of these players have made their debut, they are not popular. Whether they really like it or fake it, they all come up and get familiar with Li Tiezhu.


    Only the already famous Huo Zhien and Zhao Liya still sit like a mountain.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t have any airs. He was happy to say hello to everyone in turn, and finally came to Zhao Liya.


    Zhao Liya snorted strangely: "little zombie squat, cut!"


    A little sour.


    The atmosphere just warmed up was suddenly a little cold.


    The contestants thought there was a contradiction between Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu. No, it''s not online. Isn''t it their childhood sweetheart?


    Li Tiezhu ignored her, grabbed the spicy strip in her hand, sat down and ate, and said hello to Huo Zhien: "the song is good!"


    Huo Zhien: "you too."


    The two had known each other at the press conference before, so there was no need to introduce each other.


    Zhao Liya took out another bag of new spicy strips, tore them open and ate them as if nothing had happened.


    The other players were relieved that there was no contradiction, but the relationship was too good and informal.


    Huo Zhien pointed to the live screen: "is this your friend?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes. Super talented! Especially impromptu apps."


    Everyone is stupid, isn''t it rap?


    Li Tiezhu: "he has excellent reaction ability and excellent rhyme! Moreover, you see, his dirty braids, modeling and temperament are more professional than me. He is a professional hip-hop singer..."


    A high hat slammed past.


    Li Tiezhu was not too careful. He didn''t mind being offended by Shi Shangfei, but he went too far with lengba. Even for ordinary people, the key is that he claims to be a fan of lengba, but his bad words are not the attitude that a fan should have.


    As a man, Li Tiezhu is very sensitive to find that this is a meat powder, a more strange kind of fan than Yan powder.


    After Shi Shangfei''s song was sung, no tutor turned around, so he had to leave awkwardly. He didn''t even have a chance to play VCR.


    This result made the players in the lounge look at Li Tiezhu in surprise.


    Is this water?


    At this level, return your friend?


    Li Tiezhu held a spicy stick in his mouth: "Hey! It''s a pity that the four tutors don''t understand appreciation."


    The players have internal injuries, dare you say.


    Zhao Liya silently gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up. She understood too well. There is no doubt that this must have offended Li Tiezhu.


    She then added something to add: "so these four mentors are out of breath. They can''t hear such wonderful hip-hop music."


    Li Tiezhu nodded to Zhao Liya: "Heroes think alike!"


    Zhao Liya looked at Huo Zhien: "what do you think?"


    Huo Zhien has lost his judgment: "ah... This... I don''t know hip hop very well. It sounds good..."


    After Shi Shangfei, two more singers sang, and there was still no tutor to turn around. The selection of the first program of "good Chinese songs" was over, but the program was not over yet.


    A total of twelve singers participated in the competition, and seven were finally selected, which is a very high proportion.


    This is mainly because this is the first issue. The program team specially put the best players in this issue to make a good start. Li Tiezhu, Huo Zhien and Zhao Liya are all in the first issue.


    On the whole, the first program was very successful.


    Not to mention the bug of Li Tiezhu, the standards of Huo Zhien''s rolling shutter door and Zhao Liya''s stars are also very high.


    Of course, their songs were written long ago.


    After an advertisement, the four tutors came to the rest room and led their team members to sit down. Here, they also had to interview the last part of the program.


    Zhao Liya chooses Cai Ya as her tutor, while Huo Zhien''s tutor, like Li Tiezhu, is Liu le.


    There is no doubt that Liu Le is the strongest at present.


    The largest number is Yang Kewen. He fooled three players today.


    The interview session is very novel. The host reherman holds a mobile phone with a message under the Weibo of "Chinese good songs". Pick interesting ones to ask.


    Therefore, the player who was asked the most was naturally Li Tiezhu.


    "Li Tiezhu, why did you agree to participate in this program? Is it to mix the program and write a new album?"


    "Ang! Otherwise?"


    "Tie Zhu, it''s about jumping in your song, but you''re actually jumping a great idea, a great idea, a middle idea! What do you want to argue about?"


    "Er... I can''t remember my movements without my dancing sister."


    Reherman raised his thumb and continued to ask: "the whole song of compendium of Materia Medica is very good, but what''s the ghost of the little zombie squatting behind?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a lovely little zombie squatting in a radish pit!"


    "Does it have anything to do with the whole song?"


    "No!"


    "Then why did you write it in?"


    "You care about me, my own song, how to write it."


    "Uh... Is your global concert real?"


    "It''s true! Some fans forced me to hold a concert in the Lok Shan chicken parade last week, and there are signs in Europe. The company suggested that I hold a concert tour to take care of the emotions of the fans and make foreign exchange for the country."


    "Oh! Last question. Excuse me, Li Tiezhu, do you have a grudge against reherman? Ha! Absolutely. He is jealous of my beauty in the prosperous age!"


    "Uncle, I pee too much. Why don''t I take care of you?"


    "Bah! Live broadcast, you... Stop talking, you talk nonsense, I''ll deduct my salary! Don''t ask you, Huo Zhien, this is for you. Excuse me, are you under pressure to be in the same group with Li Tiezhu? After all, Li Tiezhu''s Chinese style songs are better written."


    "No pressure! Learn from each other. He''s great, but I''ll play my best."


    The 15 minute interview ended, and the first program officially ended.


    Li Tiezhu said hello to everyone, put on his backpack and prepared to withdraw, but Yang Ke asked and Rehe Manla to drink. Li Tiezhu was going to refuse, but reherman insisted that he had lung pain and asked Li Tiezhu to be responsible to the end.


    Li Tiezhu had no choice but to call songzhu''er and ask him to pick him up later. Who knows that guy has jumped on di for a long time and didn''t even watch the program. He said he took Xu Jiazhen to practice drinking.


    Sure enough, this is my girlfriend!


    Less than half an hour after the competition, Li Tiezhu brought "good Chinese songs" to hot search.


    Headline: "I''ll hold your lung!"


    List 2: "compendium of Materia Medica."


    List 3: "Li Tiezhu: I interview myself."


    List 4: "serious brother blows up the hip hop circle!"


    Compared with Li Tiezhu''s popularity, the melodic rolling shutter door ranks tenth in popularity.


    This is the power of Li Tiezhu.


    Many less calm fans even went to the next door to ridicule China has hip hop. The program is almost over. Can you come up with an original song comparable to compendium of materia medica? Those who pretend to be crazy all day are war five scum!


    Controversy arose. Many hip-hop fans came to listen to compendium of Materia Medica and prepared to spray. As a result, they turned to powder directly after listening to it.


    Of course, there are still many people who like pure American hip-hop and spray on Li Tiezhu. The core reason is that Chinese dross is not worthy of hip-hop. Obviously, these are dogs barking and the volume is very low.


    I don''t dare to speak too loudly. Li Tiezhu just trampled over enimo. Who dares to face him.


    Another interesting thing is that Li Tiezhu put on his expression bag again.


    The picture of Li Tiezhu hammering rehuman was soon spoofed P into Li Tiezhu pushing rehuman out of the solar system. Of course, the text is:


    fuck up!


    Li Tiezhu thinks it''s interesting. Sand carving netizens are the most talented. So he forwarded this circle of friends on his Weibo and @ warmed up.


    It''s a shame for life if he doesn''t get angry when he is drinking with Li Tiezhu! You can''t wash that off.


    But what can happen?


    We still have to have a good relationship with Li Tiezhu. Otherwise, what will he do next time?


    Soon, Li Tiezhu and rehuman were confused about Yang Ke''s questions. They talked about 32 concerts there. Finally, they were taken away by his assistant. Li Tiezhu and rehuman also scattered.


    Li Tiezhu took a taxi home to sleep. Songzhuer hasn''t come back yet.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu woke up with his arms around him. He suddenly found that the hand on his left felt a little strange. When he squeezed it carefully, it turned out to be Xu Jiazhen.


    Li Tiezhu''s first reaction was to look down at his pants.


    Fortunately, nothing went wrong.


    Think about it with her ass until it''s a good thing done by songzhuer. Who knows what she thinks, drunk her dog leg and moved it to her man''s bed?


    She must be drunk!


    Due to the special competition system of the program "Chinese good songs", Li Tiezhu doesn''t have to record the program in the next five episodes, so he is still relatively relaxed. He can take care of the editing and synthesis of "people in an embarrassing way" and can calmly deal with the final exam.


    In the next two days, Li Tiezhu, "compendium of Materia Medica" and "Chinese good songs" naturally dominated the search, which is also reasonable.


    Knowing that Li Tiezhu was on the new program, Wang Feng deliberately delayed the release time of the new song.


    I can''t afford it.


    Weibo also has a group of well-known big V in slandering and abusing Li Tiezhu. The reason is far fetched, but Li Tiezhu ignores him. The activities of eating meat at home and being vegetarian abroad are in full swing.


    In order to give impetus to the campaign, he also broadcast two live versions of the tiktok at home and abroad, and the effect was very good.


    But Li Tiezhu also has worries about his intelligence value.


    Current intelligence value: 89 points (upper limit: 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 13 points (spent 5 points on compendium of Materia Medica)


    Music achievements: 23654 points


    Variety achievements: 13831 points


    Film and television achievements: 8498 points


    Tiktok fans: 153 million 320 thousand


    Cat domestication: 99%


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills


    Props owned: obedience symbol x2


    He''s a little worried that his intelligence won''t hold up until he gets the film box office reward.


    He has only made $4 billion at the box office now, and there is still a gap of $6 billion when he reaches $10 billion. It depends on whether Kung Fu and people are in an embarrassing way can keep up.


    After all, according to the system rules, the box office of guest starring "wandering earth" and "crazy alien" is not included.


    Don''t rush through the mountains and fire, just fall at this point?

 Chapter 613

    Because the intelligence value is fixed at 89 points, Li Tiezhu is very slow when thinking about problems, which is no different from the case when the system is not turned on.


    Coupled with the unreliable system passive skills, it will do such strange and stupid things as binding tonigo and Fang Bo and head hammer reherman to the host. Originally, this is not something to boast about. It is very negative.


    Only under the wrong circumstances, fans who understand the sunshine and simplicity in Li Tiezhu''s heart can be tolerant and lead to laughter.


    I have to say that along the way, luck has always been the east wind for Li Tiezhu to reach the top.


    And trying... No.


    At least not in Li Tiezhu''s opinion. This profession is much easier than moving bricks. Eating boxed lunch, filming injury and variety show fatigue are not worthy of showing off.


    Many times, Li Tiezhu hesitated. Do you want to add the intelligence value?


    Get out of trouble with intelligence!


    Six in the morning.


    When making breakfast, Li Tiezhu did an experiment, a secret experiment that only he knew.


    Because the intelligence value in his system can be added and subtracted freely, he added all the remaining intelligence value of 13 points to himself, and the intelligence value rose to 102.


    Unprecedented, Li Tiezhu came to the ranks of normal people in the East, even with a higher IQ in the West.


    The brain has become unprecedentedly clear and awake. There is really a feeling that Ren Du''s two veins have been opened up.


    This is a feeling that can''t be expressed to people, such as epiphany, more like nirvana. The most popular explanation is the leap from 2G to 5g. The vegetable aunt found that the mobile phone can also be used to collect money and tease the old man in addition to making calls and smashing walnuts.


    Breakfast is a simple fried egg noodles. With Li Tiezhu''s previous appetite, it can be eliminated in three minutes.


    But ten minutes later, the noodles were already lump, and Li Tiezhu only ate half of the fried egg.


    After drinking pure water, Li Tiezhu got up and went back to the bedroom. On the big soft bed, there were two beautiful women, one was songzhuer and the other was Xu Jiazhen.


    Li Tiezhu stared coldly at Xu Jiazhen, feeling one extremely clever idea after another in his head, chaotic, fierce, evil and insidious


    Many, messy, but attractive.


    There are also two obedient symbols, a dog leg, a green tea who wanted to hold his thigh, and a woman who is not worthy of pity


    Songzhuer won''t mind. She''s obedient


    All kinds of excessive pictures began to emerge in my mind. There were sounds.


    If someone in the room is awake, he must be able to see the green light flickering at the bottom of Li Tiezhu''s eyes.


    Li Tiezhu involuntarily hooked up at the corners of his mouth, but there was a voice in the depths of his consciousness. Besides, it''s immoral. Have you forgotten that you''re just a steamed stuffed bun and a hanging force?


    So what?


    Now I have money, resources and status, as well as unparalleled popularity and patronage.


    What am I afraid of?


    What about the system? It''s not the tool in my hand, the tool to achieve my goal.


    I''ve been poor for so long. Now that I''m rich, why should I be so humble and mediocre? Of course, I have the right to control the capital and... People that belong to me.


    If there is a hanging, it can only prove that I am a man!


    What did you say? The chosen son? Hero aura?


    The voice said: No, you are the tool.


    The voice said angrily: impossible! I am unique. I can use the system to conquer the whole entertainment industry and become a real king!


    Li Tiezhu leaned against the door, playing with the obedience symbol that only he could see, smiling and pondering.


    Is it schizophrenia?


    hear nothing of.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly improved his intelligence. His body and spirit still couldn''t adapt. His ideas were chaotic and divided, but those tempting ideas were gaining the upper hand. It was like a group of modern infantry on the land inhabited by indigenous people. After the initial chaos, it was a one-sided massacre.


    Li Tiezhu saw Xu Jiazhen turn over and lie on his side. Under his collar, there are overlapping peaks and beautiful scenery.


    But Li Tiezhu is not impulsive. Unlike before, he is so calm that he even comes up with a strange idea. She is just a creature. As long as she master more powerful power and wisdom, she can master her perfectly... Guys, it''s very simple.


    There are two biospheres in this world, one is human society, the other is nature. The difference between people can be as huge and... Of course!


    Physical needs seem far less attractive than spiritual dominance. The former is like a master-slave relationship, while the latter can be infinitely higher, such as faith? Worship?


    The joy of mastery, the joy of domination, the joy of overlooking


    So... This is the essence of the world.


    102 intelligence value is smart enough to understand too many things, and even automatically explain and forcibly explain too many things.


    Even if you are not extremely smart, when the power in your hand exceeds the level you can control, and you have no ideal and self-defense, you can easily be controlled by the power and become a strange strategic individual.


    At this moment, Li Tiezhu thought of Wang Dashao.


    [Ding! Subtract 13 intelligence points and move into the remaining intelligence points. The current intelligence point is 89 points.]


    When those strange ideas were about to gain the absolute upper hand, Li Tiezhu turned the clock back to the origin and quietly recalled the confrontation of various conscious thoughts in his mind just now. He was afraid for a while.


    In winter, Li Tiezhu''s back was soaked with sweat.


    Human nature can''t stand temptation!


    Including myself.


    This is a dangerous experiment, an experiment that almost "killed itself".


    No wonder so many people in history seem to be different after they suddenly ascended to the top.


    Li Tiezhu has always known that he is not a good man, but some kind-hearted obsessions. Therefore, don''t be too smart. At least, Li Tiezhu can''t grasp the power he has now.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu closed the bedroom door, put on his sneakers and went out for a run.


    Such an experiment is enough once. He doesn''t want to become himself who makes himself feel terrible.


    Next time


    Li Tiezhu is not sure whether he can resist the ultimate temptation from the depths of his soul.


    He can''t recall much of the sharp thinking in his head just now. Some think of it but can''t understand it. He even suspects that it is the idea of a person with high IQ, which is more foolish than a fool.


    For example, the huge gap between people, of course?


    Obviously not!


    The simple smile returned to Li Tiezhu''s face. Fortunately, I "keep my heart like jade" and returned to 89!


    Ah, no wonder rabbit Ya is so evil


    So she''s been thinking about this all day? No, she''s smarter. She must think more strange!


    After running, Li Tiezhu came home and took a shower. He took out the actor''s self-cultivation and looked at it in the living room.


    After a while, songzhuer came out rubbing her disheveled hair: "eh?"


    Li Tiezhu also looked surprised: "eh?"


    Why is songzhuer in my house? Ah! Yes, she''s my girlfriend. She was officially announced the year before last... There''s still one lying inside.


    I just used my brain too much


    Songzhuer came over and said, "Why are you still at home?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this weekend."


    Songzhuer said, "didn''t you go to the sixth princess to record the program at 1 pm? Didn''t I send your work arrangement to your mobile phone last night?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "ah... Yes, I forgot."


    Do your sister''s experiment, startle yourself and forget the business.


    Because the Spring Festival is coming soon, and this time it is the most terrible purgatory level Spring Festival in the history of Chinese films. Movie emperors or legends such as Zhou Xingxing, Fang Bo, Da Shu, Wu Jing, Shen mouteng and Xu Shanzheng are fighting together, with high attention and strong topic.


    Li Tiezhu, who is at the center of the topic, is naturally the most concerned because of the particularity of starring in two guest films.


    Therefore, the sixth Princess asked Li Tiezhu to do a simple interview program.


    Princess Lai and Princess Liu have always taken care of Li Tiezhu. Secondly, their films really need publicity and exposure. Therefore, Li Tiezhu agreed without saying a word.


    The time is set after Li Tiezhu''s participation in "Chinese good songs", that is, 1:00 this afternoon.


    Li Tiezhu looked up at the wall clock and was startled: "sleeping slot! It''s two o''clock in the afternoon?"


    Songzhu''er looked worried and took out his mobile phone: "what''s your memory? The wall clock had no power for a long time. Now it''s 11:30 a.m. and it''s still time for you to catch up."


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly, collected the book, kissed songzhuer in his arms, and then took his mobile phone and car key to go out.


    Watching Li Tiezhu drive away from the window, songzhuer tilted his head and muttered:


    "Is my iron pillar''s IQ liquid? It''s high and low! But I clearly remember that sometime last year, he was smart for some time... Forget it, he won''t forget that I''m his girlfriend! Ha!"


    Li Tiezhu came to CCTV at 12:30. Fortunately, there was no traffic jam and he didn''t drive the wrong way.


    In the dressing room, after simple makeup, Li Tiezhu started with three boxes of lunch. He didn''t eat well in the morning and made up for lunch.


    I was eating when I heard someone knocking at the door.


    Li Tiezhu said vaguely, "please come in, please come in."


    A beautiful, dignified, tall and graceful woman came in and said with a smile, "Hello, Miss Li!"


    Li Tiezhu quickly put down the lunch box and bowed slightly: "Hello, teacher, are you?"


    The woman frowned, "don''t you know me? We met last year."


    Li Tiezhu: "I certainly don''t remember. Did you also come to record the program? Is the announcement fee high? The sixth princess is so stingy that she only gave me 5000 yuan..."


    A stylist and three staff in the room suddenly froze. Is it appropriate to be so direct?


    Woman: "I''m the host of the program with you."


    Li Tiezhu was immediately embarrassed: "ah! Hello, sister."


    "You really don''t know me? I, Lan Yu, presided over the Golden Dragon Film Festival last year. You were the best newcomer, forgot? We also left wechat."


    "Really? I... face blind!"


    "I... Well, don''t make complaints about the announcement," I''m careful to tell the leader. "


    "Oh."


    "Are you ready?"


    "Ready for what?"


    "Forget it, eat quickly, and record the program in ten minutes."


    Blue language can''t laugh or cry. This one is still as stupid as ever. What can I do? I hope the program recording goes well. A little twists and turns are acceptable. As long as Li Tiezhu doesn''t disagree with the host''s lungs like last night.


    When I think of the way that he make complaints about Tucao in the group, blue language can not help laughing.


    The funniest thing is that brother Sanin, who thinks he has done a good job, still refuses to accept it and threatens to find a chance to fight Li Tiezhu.


    He is not afraid of death, especially death.

 Chapter 614

    After saying hello, Lanyu is ready to open the door and leave. In fact, this is not an ordinary person. It''s better to communicate in advance. Besides, he jumped in the queue to record the program. I don''t know which issue to broadcast. The planning given by the director is even more outrageous.


    Blue language, as a senior host of the film station film people, rarely meets this kind of temporary queue jumping.


    However, she can also understand that who wants to work under the command of the six princesses?


    Ka ¡«


    The door was pushed open from the outside.


    Lanyu was startled and almost hit by the.


    "Hey? I find you really interesting. I''m such a big coffee place. Why did you let a little broken child join my team? Did he have more box office than me? Did he become famous as early as me?"


    A bald man came in, followed by several staff.


    Blue language covered her heart and almost suspected that the bald head wanted to top her lungs in a hurry.


    The bald head looked at Lan Yu and said, "are you there?"


    The heart said, the elder sisters'' lungs are white!


    Blue language smiled: "Hello, teacher Xu!"


    Bald and angry, he broke Li Tiezhu''s face full of rice: "I''m more handsome in terms of appearance? Why can''t he be behind me?"


    The staff held back a smile and looked at Lanyu helplessly.


    Lan Yu shook his head and motioned them to leave. There''s nothing here.


    Yes, originally, the film character chronicle interviewed Xu Shanzheng at the top, but the six princesses stuffed Li Tiezhu. Unfortunately, they happened to be in front of Xu Shanzheng.


    "Film characters" is broadcast at 10:30 every Saturday, and the duration is only half an hour, so it doesn''t take too long to record.


    In the stage, two issues are usually recorded together and finished in one afternoon.


    Li Tiezhu ate and looked at Xu Shan who suddenly broke in: "what are you doing?"


    Xu Shanzheng took out a chicken leg held in tin foil from his pocket and stuffed it into Li Tiezhu''s lunch box: "I''ve made a special trip to send you chicken legs, Mr. Zhu! Is the service considerate? You''re awesome. I have to change my ticket again."


    Gas is real gas. There are big girls in the East China Sea at night... Cough, business needs to be discussed. It''s all the blame of the program group and Li Tiezhu.


    But what can happen?


    The six princesses can''t afford to quarrel with Xu Shan, but can Li Tiezhu?


    "Thank you, sir."


    "You''re welcome!"


    "How much is your announcement fee?"


    "Evil! Can you talk about this on the stage? Go back and talk."


    "Oh..."


    Announcement fee? Six princess''s announcement fee. You have to keep your hands on how much love gives you. How much is it?


    Are you silly?


    Xu Shan Zheng gouged out Li Tiezhu and said to Lan Yu, "the child is not sensible. Don''t be general with him. Hey? Tell your aunt I''m sorry."


    Lan Yu just released his hand and covered his chest again. He was really pushed against his lungs. Good Xu Shanzheng, wait for me!


    Li Tiezhu said, "my sister is very nice and won''t be angry."


    Lan Yu smiled and waved: "iron pillar is very cute and honest! I''ll go first and talk to you."


    Then he went out of the dressing room.


    Xu Shan Zheng touched his bald head and looked at Li Tiezhu: "sinister!"


    Li Tiezhu gnawed at the drumstick with a blank face. Who is sinister? Sister Lanyu? She''s fine.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu finished eating chicken legs, drank a bottle of mineral water, and went to the program recording scene with the staff. Xu Shanzheng followed closely. Anyway, he has nothing to do now after he was cut in line.


    This is a very small studio, not much bigger than the living room of ordinary families. One side is decorated into a warm home style, with basic books, a pot of potted plants and two chairs in the shape of eight characters.


    On the other side, there are directors and staff.


    Of course, this time a huge bald head was mixed in, and I don''t know if it will affect the operation of the lighting division.


    Li Tiezhu: "Sir, what are you doing here? Aren''t you next?"


    Xu Shanzheng said hello to several staff members and said, "let me see. If you''re embarrassed to answer the question, I''ll be happy."


    Blue language said seriously, "Miss Xu!"


    Xu Shanzheng waved his hand and said, "don''t worry, I''m kidding. It won''t affect you..."


    Blue language: "I mean, just don''t laugh."


    Xu Shan was stunned. Unexpectedly, the beautiful host was very humorous. Ha ha, ordinary humorous people don''t remember revenge... Right? Except Li Tiezhu.


    Then, the director, Lan Yu and Li Tiezhu simply communicated, and the recording began.


    First of all, the host Lan Yu sat in a chair and said gracefully and intellectually: "every dog butcher who upholds justice, why should a hero ask where to come? Good evening, audience friends. Welcome to this issue of the film character Chronicle - Dog butcher hero Li Tiezhu. I''m the host Lan Yu."


    Xu Shan''s fight under the stage was shocked. Is it so fierce? Dog killing hero? Is it too direct?


    It is worthy of being the sixth princess!


    No wonder, no wonder Li Tiezhu insisted on inserting his team to record first. It turned out to be this way of playing. Now, although the outcome of the debate between Li Tiezhu and enimo has been decided, the aftermath is not even. It is the time for the six princesses to express their attitude.


    Li Tiezhu is really an open life!


    Xu Shanzheng couldn''t help but sigh. Although the six princesses wanted to make a statement this time, why didn''t they support Li Tiezhu in disguise?


    Li Tiezhu, who was waiting to play, looked naturally stunned.


    Dog hero?


    Why did this beautiful sister humiliate me?


    I admit it, but why do you swear? The TV station doesn''t care?


    Lan Yu has a quiet face and no awareness of swearing: "in this program, we invited a hero among young people. The hottest label in this era is... Li Tiezhu. Next, let''s welcome our protagonist today."


    There was no applause because there was no live audience.


    Li Tiezhu, prompted by the staff, walked to Lanyu, shook hands with her, exchanged greetings, and took their seats respectively.


    Blue language: "iron pillar, what do you think of today''s program subtitle?"


    Earth dog hero???


    Li Tiezhu tilted his lips, scolded me and asked me what I thought? Are the six princesses so rude?


    He thought for a while and said, "the local dog hero is a little ugly! I still think... Swearing is bad and impolite!"


    The baby is very wronged. I didn''t do anything wrong. Silly, isn''t it just a little earth? Can I be called a local dog by the official media?


    Lan Yu thinks Li Tiezhu will be proud, expand, or at least be proud?


    But Li Tiezhu''s reaction surprised her.


    Why does he look a little uncomfortable?


    Blue language thought, is the child too kind? Even those rice dogs who bully him in series are distressed?


    Lan Yu said: "in fact, this is the new ''title'' given to you by online netizens. It has nothing to do with others! Don''t think too much."


    Forced explanation, we just praised you, but didn''t scold some people as dogs.


    Li Tiezhu is even worse. Is it irrelevant to others? Scold me for being alone?


    Why!


    Forget it, just be strong.


    Li Tiezhu nodded reluctantly: "Oh, OK. In fact, this kind of view is developed from childhood. It can''t be changed at the moment. Don''t scold..."


    After more than ten years of soil, it has inertia.


    Lan Yu nodded deeply. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu was still explaining to the bullies. How could the views of those who had knelt for a long time change? You are too simple!


    If she skips this topic and continues to talk, it will appear that the film station loves swearing. She said:


    "This is the second time I saw Li Tiezhu. The first time I saw him was last year''s Golden Dragon Film Festival. He just won the Best Newcomer Award. At that time, I thought it was a young success to get such an award at the age of 19. Until this year, I found that I was wrong. In the upcoming Spring Festival, he participated in as many as four films, all of which were big productions , let''s ask him to introduce himself. "


    Li Tiezhu is a little shy: "in fact, there are only two films. I starred in Kung Fu. I wrote, arranged and directed people in the embarrassing way. It''s a small cost. I just guest starred in wandering earth and crazy aliens, and there are very few scenes."


    "Tiezhu is very modest! There are only two films. Do you have any expectations for the box office of your two films in the Spring Festival?"


    "In Kung Fu, Xingye said it would be better to break 5 billion, at least 3 or 4 billion? I don''t quite understand. However, with Xingye''s appeal, it should be possible." people are in a dilemma " It''s the first time I''ve made a movie myself. Thanks to Xu Shanzheng, Tao Hong, Xingye, brother pheasant, Nie Yao and my master uncle, I''m sure I can''t make it. Therefore, there''s not much hope for the box office. After all, it''s only a low-cost film. It''s OK to get back to the original. If there''s a box office of 300.5 billion, Uncle Xu Shanzheng will be crazy. He invested a lot of money. "


    Xu Shanzheng has a black face below. You are the uncle. Your whole family is the uncle!


    "You have a good attitude! We all know that you are an original singer. You have sprung up in the Chinese music world in the past two years, and have gained many fans abroad. This year, you even received three nominations for the Grammy Music Festival! Why are you so eager to enter the film industry? Is it to make money?"


    There is something in the foreshadowing of the first few words of Lanyu, which is still alluding to the Chinese Music Festival and those crooked ass singers.


    Li Tiezhu took a look at Xu Shanzheng: "I don''t make money in movies. My first movie was fooled by Xu Shanzheng to be a guest star. He was also him the second time. He only paid hundreds of thousands of films and asked me for a song, that is, the song of psychosis."


    Looking at Li Tiezhu''s resentful little eyes, Xu Shan fought silently and laughed wildly, and the back teeth were leaking out.


    Just ask, am I smart?


    I''ve seen that this product is popular with the audience. It''s not expensive. Acting is not good, but it has characteristics. Hey! Such a fool, no pit, no pit!


    Lan Yu asked, "why did Zhou Xingxing choose you as the male number one? It can''t be just because you are angry. He is a very strict director. Is it because of your acting skills?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I haven''t graduated yet. How can I have any acting skills? He asked me to play Kung Fu because I''m cheap and only pay 10 million. Another reason is that he told me later because I look bad enough."


    Lan Yu: "poof... Sorry! Er, what? You should be most grateful to him? After all, everything that can be praised by the star will be very popular."


    Li Tiezhu thought carefully: "no, Xingye is too stingy. I still thank Uncle Xu more. Although he looks a little obscene, but..."


    Xu Shan fought for a second to smile. Did I go to school to play?


    Li Tiezhu scratched his face and said, "but Uncle Xu is the best to me. I make fun of him in the variety show. He not only doesn''t get angry, but also takes me to play a movie. He doesn''t get angry when the performance is bad, and he is very patient. The second play also gives me a very good role. With his help, I won the best newcomer. This year, I made" people in embarrassment " , he helped me, invested in me, found me a professional team, helped me contact the publisher, etc. I don''t understand anything, and the film will be made... He also helped me a lot in soldier assault! Therefore, he is my noble man in the film industry. "


    Xu Shanzheng is not angry anymore. Hum, fool!

 Chapter 615

    Li Tiezhu knows a lot of big men in the circle, but he is not enthusiastic about helping him. After all, how can there be love for no reason? Why should people help you? You are not good-looking and always talk against people.


    Only Xu Shanzheng never gives up on Li Tiezhu. Since he met him, he can''t help thinking of Li Tiezhu every time he makes a film.


    He has a new film next year. He just wanted to tell Li Tiezhu that he hasn''t found a chance.


    Of course, Xu Shan doesn''t have to rely on Li Tiezhu to help him compete for coffee places and resources. He just thinks it''s interesting and effective to shoot with Li Tiezhu.


    Especially after "people in the embarrassing way", he has basically seen Li Tiezhu as a partner, which is the reason why they are so close.


    There are overlapping interests, similar tastes and a bit of true temperament. Who can make it clear?


    The interview continued. Lan Yu asked Li Tiezhu a few more questions about the film. Then the conversation turned and began to digress:


    "Tiezhu, do you have any expectations for the Grammy Festival at the end of next month?"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "no expectations..."


    Lan Yu turns to the camera instead of Li Tiezhu. At this time, the camera will give her a close-up:


    "On January 31 next year, in fact, next month, after the Spring Festival, at 10 a.m. on the seventh day of the first month, the award ceremony of the 61st Grammy Music Festival will be held at the American Rocky pheasant Staples Center. Chinese musician Li Tiezhu has been shortlisted for three nominations. Here, I wish him success and good results."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Thank you, sister."


    Lan Yu nodded and said that Li Tiezhu was like a runaway mad dog. It seems that it''s all rumors. He''s just a little clumsy. He speaks very well!


    Last year, Lan Yu saw Li Tiezhu''s hatred of people, but now think about it. Those who were hated by him are designated to have their own problems, including rehuman! Ha! He loves to show off and follow Sanin''s virtue.


    Do you see how much people respect me? How sweet is your mouth?


    Lan Yu continued to ask, "you have been involved in music, film and television, and variety shows, and you have made good achievements. However, it is said on the Internet that variety shows, especially reality shows, excessively erode the spirit of artists, which will delay the creation of music and films. What do you think of this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "but... Variety shows make the most money."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what?"


    "Do you only do reality shows because you make money?"


    "What about that? Anyway, I am. For singers, digital records can make money, but in addition, there are only commercial performances and concerts. For most singers, the money should be shared with the staff of platforms, companies, composers, composers, lyrics, etc. unless I write songs and compose songs myself, I can''t get much. So are film and television dramas, If actors take the formal contract, the film remuneration will not be too high, and the filming time will be very long. Therefore, compared with the most efficient way to make money, variety shows are the most efficient way to make money. In addition to the high announcement fee, they also have the opportunity to get the sponsorship advertisement of the program. "


    "So, this is the current situation of capital entering the entertainment industry. Won''t you feel very chaotic?"


    "Chaos? Anyway, I don''t understand, but it''s also a good thing. If you can''t make money, the whole industry will not develop? This is what Zhu Er told me. Most of the reasons why outsiders feel confused are because some artists make money in an immoral way."


    "Oh? For example? For example, what are some ways?"


    "Yin yang contract, tax evasion, happy money... Two days ago, someone advised me to register the company with Horgos, but I refused. Of course, Horgos is reasonable and legal, and I don''t know why the first several still exist... Eh? Isn''t this program about movies?"


    "It doesn''t matter. It''s a film character chronicle. You''re a filmmaker and a singer. You''re the main one, not limited. So... Are you disappointed in this circle?"


    "That''s not true. After all, before I started my career, I thought artists were just a job, and there were dark sides in any job. Moreover, there were many people in this circle who were very good, such as aunt Han Hong, President Gu, Li Xiaojie, Wu Jing and so on."


    "And your master."


    "Ah? Yes."


    "You can be modest. Don''t be modest for your master! He is also keen on charity and has helped a lot of people."


    "Didn''t help me..."


    "Ha? Is it so direct? Do you want to delete this sentence later?"


    Lan Yu can''t laugh or cry. This child is really simple. Isn''t he afraid of being taught by Cheng Dalong? Although everyone knows that Cheng Dalong hasn''t helped you, you should be more tactful.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m not afraid. I have the support of master Bo."


    Below, Xu Shan scratched his head. It''s stupid and lifelike. He can''t hide things! Let''s forget the yin-yang contract. Anyway, you''ve offended those people, but why are you a dragon? It''s very reasonable!


    Lan Yu: "I''d better ask the director to cut it off for you? It''s bad for you to say so, master."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, thank you, sister."


    But the goose


    When the program was broadcast, it was not cut off. It replayed Li Tiezhu''s sentence "I have the support of master Bo" three times.


    The director is a dog!


    The audience laughed silly as they watched.


    Next, Lanyu asked Li Tiezhu some questions about charity. The interview was coming to an end because the length of the program itself was short.


    Blue said: "Through today''s interview, I think we must know Li Tiezhu again. He is so simple and talented. Most importantly, I found that he has a kind heart. Some ill intentioned people hurt him, and he advised everyone not to abuse them. I hope there are more high-quality artists like Li Tiezhu in the entertainment circle and less speculation As artists and carpet stars, only in this way can Chinese films have a brighter future... "


    On stage, Li Tiezhu is confused again. Who hurt me? Scold them! Who advised you not to scold? I just asked you not to scold me!


    Under the stage, Xu Shan quarrels with his teeth. Host, if you can''t speak, you can talk less and have more Li Tiezhu in the entertainment circle? Isn''t this forcing everyone into shit? One lump can still walk around. If one piece, you can only swim past.


    After a few more words, the shooting was over.


    On the whole, this program is fairly stable, because it is added temporarily, and the planning is a little hasty. It''s good to make it like this. Besides, Li Tiezhu''s answer today is actually quite informative, too.


    "Iron pillar did well."


    "Thank you, sister."


    "Don''t don''t know me again!"


    "I don''t know. Don''t be angry, sister. You wear different makeup every time, that is, different fairy daughters. How can I tell?"


    "Oh? Yes! Just remember my name is Lanyu."


    "Remember!"


    "Go get the money! Don''t be too little!"


    Lan Yu likes Li Tiezhu more and more. After chatting for so long, he has been close to a lot. He doesn''t forget to joke after shooting.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "a lot, a lot of 5000, more atmospheric than the Spring Festival Gala."


    Lan Yu: "poof, Hei hei... Mr. Xu, has he always been so cute?"


    Xu Shanzheng, who was making up for the next round of shooting, showed a frightened expression: "you call this style cute? Are you blind? He! Li Tiezhu! Highly toxic! Fang Bo, Shen mouteng, Huang Sanshi and sun Lei all say so."


    Blue language was unhappy: "your man is jealous of Li Tiezhu."


    After that, I went to have a rest. I can still drink a cup of milk tea 20 minutes between shooting.


    Li Tiezhu nibbled at a roasted sweet potato from Kiang who didn''t know where he came from, rubbed it against Xu Shanzheng and said, "what envy? What do you envy me? Talent?"


    Xu Shanzheng broke off a piece of baked sweet potato: "I''m jealous that you are a dog slaughtering hero!"


    "Oh, satirize me."


    "No, the subtitle given to you by the film station is dog slaughtering hero Li Tiezhu, and what about me? Skinhead film emperor Xu Shanzheng? Serious differential treatment, which is discrimination! I''m special... I used to be dense!"


    "What''s the difference? I''ve been scolded, too. You''re bald and I''m a local dog. Half weight."


    "Ah? Dog butcher... No, you just recorded a program saying don''t swear, don''t scold your local dog?"


    "Yes, such a big TV station still swears."


    "Ha ha ha... Burp ~"


    Half an hour later, Li tiezhusheng sat under the stage lovelessly, staring at Lan Yu''s interview with Xu Shanzheng. It was a shame.


    After Xu Shanzheng knew the difference between the native dog and the butcher dog that Li Tiezhu thought, he immediately spread the news all over the scene. Lan Yu smiled and sprayed milk tea. In her heart, she even more realized Li Tiezhu''s lovely image.


    Compared with Li Tiezhu, when Lan Yu interviewed Xu Shanzheng, she was not so gentle. Her character fits the six princesses very well. Let you offend me! Hum ~


    "When did you get bald? Did you get bald, and the box office of the film is much better than before?"


    "In fact, you don''t have to be sad. You''re greasy when you have hair. Will you feel better?"


    "Hahaha... Tiezhu said that you are responsible for embarrassing in the new film? He has a real eye."


    "Literary and artistic films? In fact, I think you''d better stick to comedies. You really look very comic."


    "You also have a director''s dream? Yes, I didn''t say anything. Everyone has the right to dream!"


    "How can I target you? I''m a professional host. I just think Tiezhu is right. The audience will be very happy to see you embarrassed."


    Recording, Xu Shanzheng''s bald head brightened up, just like polished, because he sweated too much, and his head sucked back the sweat, leaving only oil on his skin.


    After recording, Xu Shan fought for his teeth: "Lanyu, you are definitely intentional. Don''t explain! You shouldn''t be with Li Tiezhu. I can''t do it with him. I don''t blame you!"


    Blue language smiles but doesn''t speak. I just want to hate you.


    Then Xu Shanzheng led Li Tiezhu to dinner and ate Kyoto roast duck, of course Quanjude.


    "Global concert?"


    "Yes!"


    "Really can''t come?"


    "I don''t have time. I''ll be a guest for a day or two at most."


    "Forget it, you can write a theme song for my movie! Based on our relationship, if it''s inappropriate for me to find someone else to write, wouldn''t it hit you in the face? And..."


    "OK."


    "Ah? Really agreed?"


    "Yes. Uncle Xu, I can''t make a movie. I should write you a song."


    Li Tiezhu knew how to be grateful. Therefore, before Xu Shanzheng began to deceive, he took the initiative to agree. After all... If you don''t promise now, you will be fooled to promise later.


    Xu Shan Zheng pursed his mouth and patted Li Tiezhu: "brother!"


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle!"


    "Go one!"


    "Dry."


    "What''s the name of the movie?"


    "Love transfer is about a man whose marriage is boring and experiencing the seven-year itch..."


    "Oh, the song is written and sent to you."

 Chapter 616

    "How much is it?"


    "It''s strange to talk about money! It hurts my feelings!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Xu Shan''s bald head angrily and touched another one with him.


    Xu Shan''s bald head reflected the light: "it''s better to give money. It''s impossible to share the profits of the film! Don''t even think about it! I''ve finished dividing the investment and can''t explain it to the investors."


    Li Tiezhu was slightly disappointed: "Oh, that 800000. Only the right to use, no copyright!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "it''s too expensive to hurt feelings. How about 100000?"


    "The feeling is too strong. It hurts the money."


    "Compromise, 200000."


    "Do you teach math by Cai Xukun? Do you have such a compromise?"


    "I don''t play basketball. How much do you think is appropriate?"


    "Well... I don''t want money. You sing to Mr. Chen Yisen. You can talk about how much he wants. Just in time, he gave me an aphrodisiac. I haven''t paid yet. Give him a song."


    "OK, but your old man has just given birth again. Why do you buy medicine?"


    Li Tiezhu''s serious face: "my father, my stepmother and I all want a lovely sister."


    Xu Shanzheng drank a little dizzy: "don''t you have a sister? Liu Xiaohua."


    "Pay attention to the examination! It''s a lovely sister... Let me tell you! After Liu Xiaohua came home, my old man took down the aluminum alloy anti-theft net. Aunt Liu said that if there is a flower at home, you don''t have to waste that money."


    "Also... There is a certain truth. But Chen Yisen is going bald. What aphrodisiac do you buy instead of hair growth medicine?"


    "Which do you choose, hair tonic or aphrodisiac?"


    "Aphrodisiac!"


    "It''s over!"


    "No, I''m already bald. There''s no need to rescue."


    "Chen Yisen is almost there."


    "That''s true! Hahaha... Let''s shoot the sequel of" people in an embarrassing way "in the future, go to Xiangjiang and get him a bald head, hahaha..."


    "Well, well, that''s what I think. Call those old Xiangjiang actors, my master, Zhou Xingxing and Liu Huade."


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again. This is a... Good business.


    Xu Shan Zheng picked up a piece of dough in his left hand and put it on his mouth. He held a large chopstick in his right hand and stuffed the duck into his mouth: "Hmm! This duck... General."


    Li Tiezhu brushed his mobile phone. He ate fast. As early as Xu Shan was competing for wine tasting, he wiped out a half duck: "a netizen named Wannian Aoxue said that Quanjude would eat a name. Friends would not eat ducks here."


    Xu Shan fought for his mouth: "that''s right. They all go to the world. There are thousands of duck flavors there."


    Li Tiezhu: "roast duck? I haven''t heard of this restaurant..."


    Xu Shan smiled: "Hey! Roast, steamed, fried, boiled, fried, everything. It''s wonderful. There are not only ducks but also chickens! I''ll take you if you want to."


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, you laugh too obscene."


    Xu Shanzheng is like this. Once he gets drunk, he is not serious. Tao Hong often beat him when filming "people in a lost way", but he can always skillfully find opportunities to complete all kinds of coquettish operations. Because its events are too obscene and omitted to mention.


    After eating the duck, Li Tiezhu declined his kind invitation to eat chicken, handed him over to his assistant and asked him to drive back.


    Songzhu''er was surprised: "eh? Did you come back so early? Didn''t you go to the waves with Uncle Xu?"


    It seems that this is no secret.


    Li Tiezhu was in a good mood and joked: "I heard it would cost money, but it wouldn''t pay..."


    Songzhuer was furious: "you don''t have a good concept of consumption! How many times have you said that you should be generous and don''t search. This is not a matter of spending money. Are we short of money? It''s a matter of quality and hygiene. The meat at home is better and the washing at home is clean."


    Li Tiezhu kissed him, and he did not have a thick foundation: "really clean!"


    Matsushita: "that''s! Who''s as powerful as you? All our small animals can rely on themselves and have a stronger ability to make money, especially ban Hua."


    Xu Jiazhen naturally left long ago. Tonight belongs to Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer. They stick together like glue... Read the self-cultivation of actors.


    No driving here!


    They are really studying the actor''s self-cultivation given to Li Tiezhu by Zhou Xingxing and discuss it from time to time.


    When they were together, in fact, they didn''t roll the sheets as often as when Li Tiezhu and lengba were together.


    Songzhu''er is very open, because she also likes lengba very much. Alas, hehe


    Li Tiezhu is very stupid, but songzhuer is very clever.


    She once said that emotion is both competition and compromise. When competition is like a tiger descending the mountain, it is unstoppable. When compromise is like an owl sleeping, open one eye and close the other.


    Feelings are not licked, but an equivalent exchange at the spiritual level. Mutual attraction can last longer than one party''s heart and lung, because licking brings charity and stability.


    Therefore, lengba''s character is not worthy of love.


    She is different, because she dares to kick open her suitcase and attack Li Tiezhu in public. She dares to kick the bad reporters trying to annoy Li Tiezhu. She dares to sacrifice herself to fight wolves online regardless of her reputation.


    At this level, songzhuer is proud, so she dares to ask without fear:


    "Have your parents booked air tickets? My father is angry recently. You can do it!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t read any more and scratched his ears and cheeks.


    Yes, the story about him and lengba has spread all over the Internet. Naturally, it will also spread to songzhuer''s parents.


    The two parents'' meeting originally scheduled after the Spring Festival was forced to advance because of this.


    On the one hand, Lao sun''s family is very angry, on the other hand, Lao Li''s family is very frightened.


    The anger of the sun family is self-evident. It is said that songzhuer''s cousins openly ridiculed her in the family group. One can imagine how angry old sun should be.


    The Li family also knows about Li Tiezhu and lengba. It is said that the three brothers of the old Li family have held several teleconferences to discuss the major events in Li Tiezhu''s life. The final decision was to meet the two families first and get engaged first.


    Put the fat meat in your own pot. It''s hard to take it back when the pot is covered.


    "Yes! For the ticket this Friday afternoon, come to Kyoto First, and we''ll drive to Jinmen on Saturday..."


    Li Tiezhu and Xu Shan fought for a drink. On the way back, they beat the drum for 50 minutes and watched several teaching videos before buying the tickets of the old man and aunt Zhou. The e-idiot is not for nothing.


    In the past, songzhuer was responsible for these things. It can be seen that although she was not angry, she still hinted that Li Tiezhu should show sincerity and attitude.


    This week, in addition to concentrating on class, review and rehearsal of the final program, Li Tiezhu often went to his company to watch the editing and later progress of "people in an embarrassing way".


    The film has no big scenes and special effects, so the final version has been made at this time. After confirmation, it will be copied immediately.


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    On the afternoon of November 28, Li Tiezhu took a half day off and drove to the airport to meet his old man and Aunt Liu.


    "The gray machine is too chicken. Hey (SCARED) people! I''m glittering (shaking) my jio (feet), but this time, the stewardess is just good-looking..."


    Li Fugui, who was carrying two huge woven bags, couldn''t help smiling and sighing when he saw his son.


    This is the second time the old man has taken a plane, but he is still not used to it.


    Aunt Liu, carrying a mother and baby bag and holding Li Tiedan, looked disgusted: "don''t open your mouth! Tiezhu is a big star now. In public, you are shy and wordy here? Roll! Roll away! You don''t have any temperament!"


    Li Tiezhu carefully identified it and found that the creature with two centimeters of white ash on his face was his stepmother, which was a little hard to say: "Mom, give me the iron egg!"


    The baby is still young. Don''t be poisoned by lead


    It was cold in winter, so the iron egg''s bag was a little thick. Li Tiezhu opened two layers to see the dark and ugly family face of the little iron egg.


    He fell asleep and looked very peaceful, so... Li Tiezhu stretched out his hand to explore the nose of iron egg. Well, he was still alive.


    Then, Li Tiezhu looked at Aunt Liu a little embarrassed.


    Aunt Liu also stretched out her hand to explore the nose of iron egg, and then showed a relieved smile.


    Li Fugui: "you can''t die! You touch it every day... It''s not a martial arts film."


    Aunt Liu turned over and kicked: "you have to take care of the ball! Iron pillar, I touch his nose every day to see if he is angry. I touch it several times a day."


    Li Tiezhu said, "just be careful."


    At this time, a group of people had gathered around them. They chattered and took a crazy shot with their mobile phone. It was obvious that they recognized Li Tiezhu.


    The security guard came up and said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, please leave first, or it will be blocked again."


    Why say again?


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly held the iron egg, helped the old man carry a woven bag and left.


    We can''t blame the two old people. Their generation of workers never know what suitcases are. They always have several woven bags, and their names are written on the woven bags.


    After taking my parents to the underground parking lot, I put my luggage away.


    Li Fugui and Aunt Liu were surprised to circle around Li Tiezhu''s car. Occasionally, they couldn''t help touching it, and then took the corners of their clothes to wipe it again and again for fear of getting dirty.


    Although the studio''s branch in Shudu has prepared a special car for the two elders, they have never used it. They still like to ride a small electric donkey. Moreover, they don''t know that Li Tiezhu is one of the major shareholders of the company. They just think that Li Tiezhu is an employee of the company. They use the company''s car for fear of gossip from other stars.


    It can only be said that the concept is too simple.


    "Bought it yourself? Mortgage WOW?"


    Aunt Liu asked first.


    Li Tiezhu: "buy it all, get it all, a total of 260000!"


    Aunt Liu smiled and wrinkled her face: "want it! Just want it! The pillar has made a lot of money... That is, the car is green?"


    Li Tiezhu put the iron egg in the back to sleep and said, "electric vehicles don''t burn oil, so they have green license plates."


    Li Fugui frowned: "then buy it expensive. Electric cars can''t be sold so expensive. Uncle Wang''s old car is only 6000 yuan. You can still sit four people, less than a lot."


    Li Tiezhu can only keep smiling. You are my father. You are right in everything you say!


    Aunt Liu is good at extricating Li Tiezhu from the siege: "Zhuer is not coming? Haven''t you made up yet?"


    Li Fugui really didn''t pick up the car. He gossiped: "yes, yes! I knew a few days ago that it was that lengba who came to the Tin House on the construction site to find you that year. I thought... I knew that I broke your jio pole."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes. He didn''t know who was laughing like chrysanthemum. He said, "get in the car! Get in the car! The car behind us is urging. We didn''t quarrel. Zhu Er fought today. It''s time to go home."

 Chapter 617

    After sitting in the co pilot position, Li Fugui touched the seat, knocked on the center console and said, "it''s just a little expensive. Everything else is OK."


    In the back row, Aunt Liu said, "where are bamboo going to fight? Can we win? Shall we help?"


    The fighting on the construction site went away, so the old couple were not surprised at all. From their simple point of view, it is estimated that stars should also follow the "steel bar" to earn extra money. Don''t they have to fight to rob things?


    Like an emperor''s gold hoe?


    Li Tiezhu fastened his seat belt, started the car and said calmly, "don''t worry, she is very experienced. If she can''t fight, she will surrender."


    Hearing the speech, the old couple calmed down.


    As for the reasons for the fight, Li Tiezhu really had no face to say.


    You know, over the past year, Matsushita has broken into the bandit number of "Kyoto little sister" and often helps people in bars and discos. There are not many fights outside, but they are not so restrained in school. The reason for this fight is


    A girl''s dog in the class was reported to shit at the door of someone else''s class dormitory. The dog was caught by the school contact dog catching team, and the girl was also punished.


    So, as a monitor, songzhuer chose a weekend to take some girls in the dormitory to find fault and revenge.


    Anyway, the boys of Nortel are friendly, but the girls always fight, pull their hair and spit every three or five times. They have no star shelf at all and are more grounded than ordinary universities.


    Songzhuer often plays the role of the leading elder brother. If he wins, he will show off his strength. If he loses, he will immediately admit to surrender, and the backhand will take more people to revenge. If he loses, he will pretend to surrender


    For more than a year, Li Tiezhu has been used to it and occasionally went to watch the war with Wang Xiaokai. The boiling water room, laundry, bathhouse and canteen are the hot areas where the regiment war broke out.


    Driving on the congested road, Li Fugui looked out of the window with an uneasy and sacred mood. This is the legendary capital!


    "Can you see Chengtian gate here?"


    "No, we take the Fourth Ring Road. Chengtianmen is in the middle of Kyoto."


    "I want to see the flag raising."


    "Get up at 4:30 tomorrow morning and I''ll take you."


    "Yes, yes, I''ll record it on my mobile phone and go back to see the second and third..."


    "OK."


    "I''ll wear new shoes tomorrow!"


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu smiled and agreed to the request of his not old father. He still remembers the sacred expression on his face when he mentioned the capital every time when he was a child. Therefore, when Li Fugui''s generation of rural people came to Kyoto, they were not allowed to see the flag raising. I''m afraid it would be a lifetime of regret.


    Aunt Liu in the back row also looked very excited and even asked Li Fugui if she wanted to have a hairstyle.


    An hour and a half later, the car drove into the small villa under the name of songzhuer.


    Before the car stopped, Li Fugui jumped out of the car and was as natural and unrestrained as he was in a tractor. After two steps, Li Fugui walked around the yard with his hands on his back as if saving face:


    "Tortoise, don''t be wild, or is it different from the earth house built in our countryside? The drawings are given by bamboo, and the feeling is different!"


    Nonsense, the construction team in the countryside didn''t understand the drawings at all, and the building materials and level were different.


    Aunt Liu is beating Li Tiedan. The goods peed on his brother''s car. They peed through in their diapers.


    Li Tiezhu hugged the iron egg and coaxed Aunt Liu to wipe the back seat cushion with a paper towel.


    Li Fugui came to the Porsche trot parked on the other side and said, "you should buy this cheap small car. You two are completely enough. It''s better to save money."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I bought a million dollars for this car."


    Li Fugui''s old face is red: "bamboo is a star, one million of the car count what? Temperament must take enough! Like you, all out of the community, also one day to black dressed up to be crazy."


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking. Once upon a time, where was the old father who loved him?


    So, love will disappear, right?


    At this time, songzhuer jumped out of the house: "uncle, aunt! Iron egg! Come and hug aunt!!"


    Li Tiezhu handed her the iron egg: "it''s my sister-in-law."


    Songzhu''er held Li Tiedan and asked everyone to come in and bring you Slippers: "didn''t Xiaohua come?"


    Aunt Liu was a little timid when she walked in the house with too exquisite and high-grade decoration. She wiped her hands on her clothes before she went to pick up her slippers: "she''s going to have the final exam soon. She can''t come."


    Li Fugui was no better. After changing his slippers, he took Li Tiezhu and walked next to the wall: "pillar, is their family very rich?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Li Fugui stamped his foot: "ah! I knew I would spend more money when preparing gifts. I''m afraid the gifts are too light for others to see."


    "What are you preparing?"


    "Wild Gastrodia elata, ginseng, saffron, pilose antler..."


    "Are you here to sell medicine, Mai?"


    "Ann? Does the medicine delivery mean bad? What''s the point?"


    "Don''t pay attention to it. Just send it."


    "I think zhu''er is a big field and a good car. Their family is so rich. I''m afraid it''s hard to talk about this marriage..."


    "These were bought by zhu''er with her own money. Although her family was very rich, she didn''t use her family''s money."


    "Really? I''m afraid the house is worth millions."


    "Now the price is more than 30 million."


    "Ouch! It''s terrible..."


    Old man Li covered his chest and floated under his feet.


    Because of the limitations of the living and working environment for decades, Li Fugui can''t imagine what the life of the rich is like. The richest person he has seen is probably the contractor of Kailu tiger.


    Li Tiezhu helped him: "old man, do you have claws? Play space walking? Don''t torture. Our two masters can do a lot, just don''t have the talent to dance. Be careful, don''t throw your waist out!"


    Old man Li''s voice was lower: "do you earn more than her? I don''t say altogether. She has acted since she was a few years old. She must be more than you. A year, you can make a lot of money a year?"


    In the past two years, Li Fugui didn''t ask Li Tiezhu, and Li Tiezhu didn''t know how much money he had, so he didn''t say. He just transferred some money to Aunt Liu every three or five times for her to save. Therefore, Li Fugui didn''t know Li Tiezhu''s current wealth.


    Li Tiezhu was confused by the question. Why did he ask such a profound question as soon as he met? He could only look at the pine bamboo son teasing iron eggs on the sofa in the distance: "bamboo son, how much money have I made this year?"


    Matsushita: "except for the donation of more than 30 million, almost 360 million. Work harder this month. It can reach 400 million before the Spring Festival. There are many endorsements and advertisements at the end of the year."


    Li Tiezhu said to Li Fugui, "less than 400 million. She is much less than me!"


    Li Fugui''s feet were more vain, and the spacewalk was a little messy: "that''s good, that''s good..."


    In fact, what he doesn''t know is that with Li Tiezhu''s status as the top stream in China and the trend abroad, it is possible to operate like other artists, not to mention 400 million or 1 billion.


    In a trance, Li Fugui stared at Li Tiezhu seriously and asked, "didn''t you make money without conscience?"


    Li Tiezhu: "is it possible?"


    Li Fugui trusted his son and sat down on the sofa. He was much more silent and didn''t know what he was thinking.


    However, Aunt Liu and songzhuer talked very well. Iron eggs didn''t recognize their students and climbed everywhere.


    Songzhuer danced with her future mother-in-law to show off her heroic posture of taking people to fight today. Seeing her look in high spirits, she should not have been defeated and surrendered today.


    Then, songzhuer cut the fruit, Li Tiezhu made tea for the two old mouths, and went outside to carry the woven bag in the car.


    "Where''s the sausage? WOW?"


    Li Tiezhu opened a woven bag, took out dozens of kilograms of sausage and bacon brought by his aunt and hung it on the kitchen balcony.


    It was getting dark and songzhuer ordered takeout.


    The family went upstairs after eating. Li Tiezhu and Li Fugui drank small wine in the living room on the second floor, using a small cup of eight yuan.


    Take a bag of peanuts and three bags of chicken feet. Pine and bamboo sit down and fill themselves with a cup.


    Li Fugui, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly had an inspiration: "yeah? Everyone is free today!"


    Songzhu''er pouted: "uncle! What you said is true. Have I ever given you a drink? We drink with feelings. You''ll see it outside if you say so! Your daughter-in-law''s heart is cool... Ah!"


    Li Fugui was a little embarrassed: "right! I said something wrong. I''ll punish myself."


    Li Tiezhu covers his face. The old man will be punished again today!


    "Old man, drink less."


    "You turtle, don''t open your mouth! Bamboo, the pillar has endured hardships since childhood. After so many hardships, I finally met you. It''s called bitter before sweet!"


    "That''s right! Everyone says he''s lucky, alas, hey..."


    "Come on, let''s go."


    "Uncle, drink slowly and don''t get drunk."


    "I''m happy! Do it!"


    Bang!


    Li Tiezhu found Aunt Liu with iron eggs watching cartoons: "Mom! I won''t go to see the flag raising tomorrow. I''ve been on a plane for so long. Have a good rest."


    Aunt Liu was a little reluctant: "why? It''s hard to come back to the capital."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the two men over there who had begun to stroke and said, "look, ha, this battle, the old man has 20 minutes at most and will be thrown over again. When he meets songzhuer, the three brothers will be washed white together, not to mention him alone. Raise the flag and wait until he comes back from Jinmen!"


    Aunt Liu nodded, "yes! Ask your old man to drink less horse urine."


    Li Tiezhu killed his relatives with righteousness and said, "don''t do anything. It''s a big deal. Zhu''er will cook him sober soup tomorrow morning."


    Aunt Liu is stunned. Zhu Er is a big star. Do you still have this ability?


    Before he had time to explain, Li Tiezhu was picked up by Li Fugui and educated. He warned him to keep his male morality, not to humiliate the Sichuan people, to strive for the five good rake ears, and to hand over the financial power to the woman, etc


    More than ten minutes later, when the old man began to call brother Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu knew almost. So he had another drink with the old man, put it down strongly, and then carried it away.


    Li Tiezhu knew that the old man had been impacted today. He obviously felt his father''s loneliness. The old man who had protected and taken care of him for more than ten years showed a sense of powerlessness.


    In fact, when he came back sooner or later at this moment, Li Tiezhu delayed the time by two years.


    Songzhu''er knew Li Tiezhu''s mind, so he directly intoxicated Li Fugui to save him from wishful thinking.


    This intention is commendable. The means

 Chapter 618

    "Your old man knows you''ve made a lot of money, but he doesn''t know you have a lot of money. He''s scared."


    Aunt Liu asked Tiedan to play by herself. She sat down and talked to Tiezhu and zhu''er.


    Songzhuer said, "it''s impossible to hide it from him all his life? Listen to me, it''ll be fine tomorrow! Let me tell you, a father will be proud the next day, and will say ''money is not everything'', which I have experience!"


    Aunt Liu didn''t believe it: "he can hide his private money and fly. Can he say such words?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it doesn''t matter. It''s not a big thing. Moreover, I''m more conservative. I don''t say my current assets. I''m afraid he will be stimulated too fiercely. Probably a lot?"


    Songzhu''er: "including company shares, program shares, trendy brand shares and cash, it''s about 2.2 billion. However, if the box office of" people in the embarrassing way "explodes next, eh, hey... Three billion is not impossible."


    Aunt Liu: "tut tut... When you went back to your hometown last month, your second and third uncles were still guessing that Tiezhu would definitely make 10 million a year..."


    Songzhu''er explained: "iron pillar is different from me. I am an artist, he is top class, I am a star, he is a superstar. I am tens of millions a year, and he is ten times mine. This is still his kind heart and not black. I tell you, there is an old aunt who has no works except rubbing the red carpet in the circle, just tax evasion!"


    Bamboo competed eight with her hands.


    Aunt Liu covered her heart and said, "Mom! Is it inlaid with gold?"


    Song Zhuer: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what? What is inlaid with gold?"


    Aunt Liu: "eat your chicken feet, children don''t inquire. Bamboo, I see on my mobile phone that yuhuatian has a son? He is my male god!"


    Matsutake raised his eyebrows: "Hey! What a coincidence, last time on the crew..."


    Li Tiezhu can''t talk at all. Does Aunt Liu have a male god?


    You can''t judge a man by his appearance!


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    the second day.


    "Oh... It''s good to drink, good to drink, oh... Don''t think about it, zhu''er. I just drink too much and my stomach is uncomfortable..."


    On the table, Li Fugui held a large bowl full of sober soup, and his hands trembled a little.


    Songzhu''er was very happy when he was praised: "then drink all of it! Drink slowly and don''t worry. My sobering soup was taught by my mother. I heard it has the effect of increasing the amount of alcohol. Anyway, my father seldom gets drunk."


    Li Fugui looked dignified: "I don''t think I''ll be drunk in the future!"


    Li Tiezhu said silently in his heart, so am I.


    The old man was drinking "delicious" sobering soup. The other three were eating noodles cooked by Li Tiezhu. The iron egg was not awake.


    Li Fugui took a sip of the soup and said to Li Tiezhu, "you have grown up and have the ability now, but don''t get into the eyes of money. Money is enough if you don''t bring it to life or death! Say ten thousand... Money is not everything!"


    Aunt Liu strangely raised her head and looked at songzhu''er. Songzhu''er glanced at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu frowned at his old man.


    Songzhuer is indeed a prophet!


    The atmosphere is a little weird.


    Li Fugui put down the sobering soup and angrily asked Li Tiezhu, "clatter? Your wings are hard and you can''t listen to me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Dad is right!"


    Li Fugui looked a little slow. He picked up the side bowl and said, "if you don''t listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you!"


    Songzhu''er pointed to the remaining half of the sobering soup: "uncle, is it bad to drink?"


    Li Fugui''s face suddenly changed, so he had to pick up the sobering soup again, cross his heart, drink it up, resist retching and squeeze out a kind smile: "it tastes good!"


    Matsushita: "I''ll cook it for you next time."


    Li Fugui said, "no need! Wine is an intestinal poison. I''m old. I''ll drink less in the future..."


    After saying that, he quickly drank a mouthful of noodle soup to calm down.


    Songzhu''er was rather sorry and said, "well... My mother said, let''s go to Yunde society to listen to crosstalk tonight and eat hot pot after listening. The crosstalk tickets and hot pot room have been booked!"


    Aunt Liu said, "it''s expensive. I''m disturbing them."


    Songzhuer is also Geng: "I won''t bother. They spent a world of two on Jeju Island. My aunt and dog went on vacation in the countryside. My parents temporarily decided to get together in the evening because their plane was late. They didn''t come back until the afternoon, so we''ll go again in the afternoon."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing at noon? Take my old man to take a jump machine?"


    Aunt Liu knocked on the head of Li Tiezhu''s chopsticks: "you want to scare your old man to death? You might as well take him to salsa dance."


    Li Fugui said, "go to the iron pillar factory to see ha."


    Aunt Liu: "that''s called a company!"


    Rich and noble don''t return home like a night trip in royal clothes. Although Li Tiezhu doesn''t like to show off, he is also willing to take the old man to visit his "territory".


    At ten o''clock in the morning, Li Tiezhu took his family to the downstairs of the company.


    Songzhu''er said: "uncle and aunt! The office building is rented. The whole five floors are ''Li Tiezhu studio'', and there are more than 300 employees in all departments. However, because it is a weekend, most of them are absent except a few employees who work overtime."


    Wearing a dark blue tunic and a hat, Li Fugui looked up at the skyscraper, like Liu Laogen.


    The hat almost fell off. Li Fugui covered his hat and said, "are you still on holiday at the weekend? Get them all up to work overtime! Just taking money without doing anything? The leaders have come to inspect the work, and they are still on holiday? Like I used to have a construction site..."


    This is Li Fugui who just said that money is not everything! In ancient times, when his son developed, he would become a unscrupulous landlord.


    Aunt Liu, holding an iron egg, kicked Li Fugui: "you know a hammer! The watch has a yellow accent. People are sebidi and white-collar workers. They use their brains to make money. They need to combine work and rest. Do you think they are boring people who pick up their assholes and move cement? Besides, people are regular companies, and overtime pay is required!"


    Songzhu''er praised: "aunt is right! In fact, 200 people in Tiezhu studio are enough. At present, many people are idle, but because Tiezhu develops too fast, recruit more people in advance, otherwise it will be too late."


    Li Fugui looked at his son: "what floor?"


    Li Tiezhu was dazed: "ah... This..."


    Li Fugui sighed and turned to look at songzhu''er.


    Matsushita: "45 to 49 floors. Let''s go. Uncle and aunt come with me."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head, followed songzhuer and asked, "are there as many as five floors?"


    Matsushita: "it was originally on the fourth floor. Later, the live broadcasting player downstairs was caught and we rented it. Don''t you know? I told you, I asked someone to report it. Forget it! Anyway, every time you come, you are on the executive floor of the 49th floor and the film and television floor of the 48th floor."


    Songzhuer took everyone to the 49th floor by elevator. Zhang Xiaomeng has been here with several executives and receptionists.


    "Xiao Zhang! Have you gained weight? Don''t you rest on weekends?"


    When Li Fugui saw his acquaintance, he immediately straightened his back. He was still a little nervous in the elevator just now.


    Zhang Xiaomeng greeted: "the old man came to inspect the work. Of course, I''ll be your guide. Let''s take you around..."


    Saying this, Zhang Xiaomeng gave Li Tiezhu a reassuring expression and helped Li Fugui go.


    Li Fugui said with a smile, "Oh, I''m really troublesome. I''m a countryman. I haven''t seen the world. Why do you come here? Have a good rest at home during the holiday. A better rest is for a better job!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "I haven''t seen you for a long time. Do you want to talk about the past? Is the house in Shudu OK? Do you want to buy some in Kyoto?"


    Li Fugui said, "thanks to you! Everything is very good, very good..."


    Aunt Liu glanced: "pillar, bamboo, ignore the bright flowers. The pig''s nose is stuffed with green onions! Let''s find a place, Missy cake, zhunk coffee!"


    Matsushita: "OK! Let''s arrange!"


    Li Tiezhu acted alone with iron eggs in his arms. He took the elevator to the 48th floor and found sun Xixi, who worked overtime. He watched three versions of the promotional film "people are in a dilemma" and didn''t give any comments.


    Because Li Tiezhu is not professional, he chose to believe in professional.


    Shooter reported to Li Tiezhu some preparations for the release of the film, as well as the roadshow and promotion that he needs to attend.


    "And a variety show?"


    "What about that? Now, apart from Zhou Xingxing, which movie doesn''t go on variety show advertising?"


    "Notification fee..."


    "What''s your dream? Han PI! If someone asks you to go to a variety show, you''ll get a notice fee. You ask someone to advertise, and you want a notice fee?"


    "Always feel lost... What variety show do you have?"


    "Three! Happy camp, king to Wang and masked singer. There''s no way. Several head variety shows are over, so I can only arrange these."


    "Will the * * * of king to Wang let me go?"


    "He doesn''t agree, but tengge and Shuangshuang support it. Guan Shuangshuang won''t say it. Shen Teng thief, you can advertise crazy aliens when you go with him."


    "It''s really a thief! All right, you can send the itinerary to zhu''er then."


    "Well, besides, aren''t you going to the Spring Festival Gala this year? Can you advertise?"


    "Are you crazy?"


    "I''ll just say that! What, when to drink the wedding wine?"


    "It''s early."


    "Can''t you? The whole marriage."


    "Oh! Come here, I''ll show you something."


    "What?"


    "You''ll know when you come."


    Li Tiezhu came to a table with iron eggs in his arms. He untied his quilt, tore open his diapers, and Du''er bounced out. He said to sun Xixi, "see? Ancestral!"


    Sun Xixi immediately burst into anger: "your uncle!"


    Li Tiezhu was so happy that he put on the iron egg and said, "the factory is longer than your complete form! He won at the starting line!"


    Sun Xixi: "I''m just flexible and flexible, and I have fourteen fighting States!"


    Li Tiezhu looked like I believe you.


    Zhang Xiaomeng arranged Li Fugui happily, and Aunt Liu''s coffee must be very comfortable.


    At noon, Zhang Xiaomeng arranged for everyone to have a meal. Then, Li Tiezhu drove his family to Jinmen. To be honest, I''m a little nervous.


    Even more nervous is Li Fugui. Sitting in the co pilot''s position, he has been wiping his new leather shoes with a paper towel.


    Li Fugui spent a lot of money to buy it in the mall. It cost more than 300. It hurts.


    At three o''clock in the afternoon, when they came to the sun''s apartment in Jinmen, they found that the door was closed. It was still songzhuer who took out the key to open the door and took everyone in.


    Li Fugui whispered to Li Tiezhu, "what about the empty city plan? The Song family is really angry. What you did is to blame lengba!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s the sun family."

 Chapter 619

    Li Fugui, who had never seen much of the world, was very nervous when he suddenly came to a rich family. In particular, it was not zhu''er''s house, but her parents'' house. Li Fugui was even more nervous for fear of losing his face.


    And the most terrible thing is that he came, but the owner was not there, so it was kind of hanging their meaning.


    This marriage... Seems a little angry!


    Li Fugui was restless and even wanted to smoke a leaf cigarette.


    However, this problem has been completely cured by Aunt Liu under the threat of Li Tiedan. Now he smokes both wide and narrow, mainly for fear of being laughed at by people.


    Although the sun family lives in an apartment, Li Fugui is still constrained by the large house with more than 400 square meters upstairs and downstairs.


    It is said that the tea table is an antique. The western paintings hanging on the wall are worth millions. The wooden bumps in the corner are also the root carving of the master. Even the chandelier on the top of the head is crystal


    Li Fugui sat rigidly on the luxurious leather sofa and thought, the old man of the sun family doesn''t seem to spend money. Has he been cheated?


    With this money, it''s good to deposit it in the bank with interest.


    Because her aunt was away, songzhuer had to wash the fruit in the kitchen by herself.


    Li Tiezhu patted his ass and went upstairs to find the good things hidden by sun''s father.


    Li Tiezhu often goes home with song Zhuer for two days, so he is more familiar here than in Shudu.


    In the living room of Nuo Da, there are only a pile of expensive and unknown furnishings, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu, as well as the black tie egg crawling on the sofa.


    Aunt Liu: "rich son, look at this thing today..."


    Li Fugui frowned, touched the cigarette box, looked at the crystal ashtray on the mahogany tea table, which was said to be worth hundreds of thousands, and timidly stuffed the cigarette box back: "angry, angry... The immortal board of the column, ah... My mother and old man must have an opinion!"


    Aunt Liu is also very formal. She doesn''t dare to touch the tea made by songzhuer for her. The cup is from Jingdezhen.


    In fact, although Aunt Liu has never seen anything in the world, after giving birth to iron eggs, she also met a group of young girlfriends in the community. With the identity of Li Tiezhu''s stepmother, she is usually the object of stars and the moon.


    As a result, he also gained a lot of knowledge, and his taste is much higher than Li Fugui.


    "It''s better for iron egg to marry a worthy daughter-in-law in the future. The woman''s family is so good that I''m nervous."


    "Clang, don''t you know the iron pillar..."


    "Iron pillar is capable. We can only pull him back."


    "Zhu''er is a good girl. In addition to her cooking... However, her parents must also treat her as a baby. She has been raised for more than 20 years and is willing to let us take her away easily?"


    "Just like Xiaohua, a disaster thief who hates dogs. It''s still bad luck. Iron pillar and lengba... Didn''t hide well."


    "I really can''t. I kneel down with Zhu to apologize. Such a good daughter-in-law can''t be lost."


    "Do you think lengba and Tiezhu still have that? I think the Internet says they haven''t broken..."


    "Shh! Don''t say it here. I heard there are surveillance in rich families."


    Li Fugui looked around like a thief.


    Aunt Liu was also nervous. She held Li Tiedan in her backhand and slapped her face.


    Click!


    The gate suddenly opened.


    Li Fugui bounced up at once. Aunt Liu was also surprised. They looked at the gate with vigilance and guilty conscience.


    A handsome middle-aged man with a straight suit and meticulous hair walked in with two large suitcases. His gold wire glasses flashed a white light and stared at the couple quietly.


    The handsome guy is tall and straight, elegant and handsome. He even changes slippers.


    Li Fugui was ashamed of himself, and her back bent a little. When Aunt Liu saw the living handsome man for the first time, she was so nervous that she shrank behind Li Fugui.


    Behind the middle-aged handsome man, a middle-aged beauty with jewels, flashy sunglasses and expensive bags was stunned to see Li Fugui and his wife. Then, she took off her sunglasses, was shocked and uncertain, withdrew from the door, took a look at the door number, and then came in again:


    "Lao Li? Is that Lao Li?"


    The charming woman walked in quickly and looked at Li Fugui with a smile.


    Li Fugui glanced back at Aunt Liu, who was even more inferior. He poked Li Fugui and motioned for him to speak.


    "Yes! I''m Li Fugui, Li Tiezhu''s father. This is a bitch! Are you?"


    Li Fugui''s trump is too fluent and cheap.


    "Hi! It''s really my in laws. My last name is Lin. I''m zhu''er''s mother. This is zhu''er''s father."


    Aunt Lin took Lao sun in her arm and introduced him. She looked very happy.


    Mr. Sun was still very serious and nodded modestly, "well, please sit down."


    He walked over with his suitcase and went straight upstairs.


    Li Fugui and Aunt Liu are a little embarrassed. They don''t sit or stand.


    At this moment, they eagerly hope that Li Tiezhu or songzhu''er will come right away, but they are also embarrassed to call people at home.


    Aunt Lin went back to the door to change her shoes: "when did you arrive? Sorry, her father and I went on a trip. The plane was late... There was no one at home. Please bear with me!"


    Aunt Liu held Li Tiedan with a low eyebrow and dared not speak at all.


    Li Fugui took the posture of meeting the leader and said, "no, no. We offended by coming uninvited."


    Anyway, Li Fugui is also a capable person in his hometown of shiliba village. He still has a set of ways to deal with people and things. Both IQ and EQ are not low, but they are not inherited from Li Tiezhu.


    Aunt Lin came over and said, "sit! Sit in laws! Where are bamboo and iron pillars?"


    Li Fugui: "bamboo is washing fruit in the kitchen. Iron pillar doesn''t know what to do upstairs. It''s impolite."


    Dong Dong Dong


    Upstairs came the sound of fast running, running from left to right, and from right to left.


    Three people in the living room looked at the ceiling.


    Aunt Lin smiled: "it''s all right, it''s all right! Drink tea as your own home. Don''t make yourself at home."


    Li Fugui: "good, good..."


    Dong Dong Dong


    There was another strange running sound upstairs.


    Li Fugui pointed upstairs and didn''t know what to say.


    Aunt Lin said, "Tiezhu must have gone to Lao sun''s cigar and was caught again. Ha ha... It''s all right. Drink tea."


    Li Fugui was immediately embarrassed: "I''m sorry, I didn''t educate the pillar well... I didn''t know he went up to get your things..."


    Aunt Lin waved her big hand and said, "don''t worry, my husband can''t beat him and can''t catch up with him! Ha!"


    Li Fugui doesn''t know how to answer. What''s going on?


    Aunt Lin: "I heard that Xiangjiang Chen Yisen got some medicine for Lao Li? How about the effect?"


    Li Fugui blushed immediately.


    Aunt Liu was bolder when she saw that the beautiful woman had no airs: "good! The effect is quite good. The doctor surnamed Chen is really OK. Now the rich and noble waist doesn''t hurt..."


    Aunt Lin''s eyes turned: "Wow, really?"


    "Mom! Are you back?"


    Songzhuer came out with a carefully made fruit platter, which she made while watching a video in the kitchen, discarding a trash can of fruit.


    Aunt Lin was shocked and said, "my God! Zhu Er is so good that she can make fruit platters! She is worthy of being my daughter."


    Songzhu''er: "Oh, hey, hey... That''s right. I''ll follow you."


    Dong Dong Dong


    Songzhuer put down the fruit tray and looked at the ceiling: "Dad is back too? Is he in poor health recently? Why is he running so slow?"


    Aunt Lin: "yes, he should mend it. In laws, eat fruit."


    Songzhuer shouted, "Dad!"


    Aunt Lin: "don''t shout. Every time he and Wangcai can''t catch the iron pillar, do you want to fight alone this time? Bring shame on yourself!"


    Songzhu''er hugged Li Tiedan and showed her mother: "look! It''s like an iron pillar? It''s called an iron egg."


    Aunt Lin poked Li Tiedan: "good! Call grandma."


    Li Fugui: "should I call you aunt?"


    Dong Dong Dong


    Li Tiezhu ran down the stairs, as light as a swallow, holding a box of cigars.


    Lao sun panted and held down the handrail. His original meticulous hairstyle was a little messy, and there were beads of sweat on his forehead: "that''s... That''s what I just bought. Can you change a box of waste?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "stingy! My old man came here very hard. Of course, he should take good things to entertain."


    "I''m out of breath. Help me."


    "Life lies in sports! What do you say you play golf? How good it is to go to the park and pump gyroscopes when you have time."


    Lao Sun: "have you met the chairman of the board who pulls the top¡°


    "I''ve also seen the chairman of the board of directors!"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu helped his grandson down the stairs and said, "Dad, I saw the 82 year old Raffi. Where did I buy it?"


    Li Fugui: "Ann?"


    Lao sun went to the living room, pressed his bifurcated waist and said, "here''s your cigar. Don''t bang my red wine. If you want to drink, go and get a cheap Maotai!"


    Li Tiezhu opened the cigar box: "Mom! How did he catch up with you when he was so stingy?"


    Aunt Lin: "I beat him on the wall and forced him to promise to be with me!"


    Songzhuer thumbs up.


    Li Fugui and Aunt Liu looked at each other quietly. They both... Changed their language? What''s the situation? Moreover, tie Zhu felt too harmonious with them. The agreed Sun family was very angry? I can''t see it at all!


    Li Tiezhu gave the old man a cigar: "old man, the whole one, high-grade leaf tobacco."


    Old man Li was still in a trance: "Oh..."


    Lao Sun: "give me one."


    Li Tiezhu handed him one and said, "aren''t you angry?"


    Lao Sun: "you take care of me!"


    The three men began to smoke cigars. Songzhuer took Li Tiedan to the balcony to see flowers and plants.


    Aunt Lin ate the fruit and said, "Lao Li, sister Liu, it''s not easy for you to come all the way. What, let''s talk about a euphemistic topic first... Can they get engaged next summer?"


    Li Fugui is directly stupid. What''s the situation? Who is this department... Can be so euphemistic!


    Aunt Liu also said, "are you engaged first?"


    Aunt Lin: "don''t worry, aren''t they still in school? And Tiezhu is not old enough to get a certificate, so they will get engaged next year. After another two years, they just graduate and get married as soon as they graduate. Just right!"


    Li Fugui: "but... Bride price, house and car haven''t been mentioned yet."


    Lao sun puffed out a cigarette: "I''ve already agreed with Li Tiezhu! 900000, and the cigars he ruined are more than that price..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "mom said let me improve my taste with your cigars and red wine."


    Li Fugui suddenly felt that he had no sense of achievement. He thought it was a tiger''s den. Unexpectedly, it was a friendly base.

 Chapter 620

    It''s like a hero with residual blood hiding in the grass. Seeing that he was surrounded by several people, he flashed and opened up. He was ready to break the boat. As a result, he found that everyone''s blood bar had a color, and the other party gave him a tube of blood.


    It''s also like before you punch out, you find a ball of cotton opposite.


    Li Fugui slapped high-grade Ye Ziyan with a slightly melancholy expression.


    Lao Sun said to Li Tiezhu: "you earn so much money a year, won''t you buy cigars and red wine to improve your taste?"


    Li Tiezhu''s daily anti killing: "won''t I be cheated when I buy? I have that insight and use it to improve my taste? It''s because I know that your things won''t be fake. I can rest assured to use them to improve my taste!"


    Lao Sun: "but..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t talk when you''re angry, otherwise it will hurt."


    Lao sun was completely defeated. Since the evil was brought home by his daughter, he had not won, nor had Wangcai.


    On the other hand, aunt Lin and Aunt Liu have been in love and talked about the engagement between Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er.


    "Good Chinese style! Good Chinese style."


    "If you want to do it more grandly, you''d better invite some media reporters and some celebrities in the entertainment industry."


    "I can''t understand this. Sister Lin, what do you do when you see it? I''ll make a set of Chinese jewelry for Zhu Er..."


    "OK! I''ll find a professional planning company."


    "We''ll pay for it."


    "It''s all the same. Mr. Zhou was very generous when he got married. I asked my friend which company he was looking for. Money is not a problem!"


    "The one who sings?"


    "That''s right! The entertainment industry is like this. The king stars finally found a clever and obedient one. But they are not as clever and gentle as my bamboo son!"


    "Why?"


    "Rich and powerful men, who likes strong wives? My family is not honest. Last month... If I weren''t smart, I''m afraid... Hum!"


    "It''s all the same! Iron egg, his old man hasn''t gone out to fool around. I caught him and beat him all the way home to kneel on the washboard."


    "No wonder iron pillar... Ha ha ha!"


    Aunt Lin''s smile is wonderful.


    Aunt Liu was in a panic. What a mess. Did I say the wrong thing?


    Li Fugui and Lao sun, who were "criticized by name", were already very embarrassed. When they named Li Tiezhu, they were even more embarrassed.


    There was an awkward atmosphere in the suddenly quiet air.


    Lao sun looked at Li Fugui and said, "smoke."


    Li Fugui looked at Lao Sun: "smoke."


    The hearty Li Tiezhu was also a little embarrassed: "Mom, change the topic."


    It''s impossible to say that songzhuer''s parents don''t know about it.


    But their family is not ordinary people. They not only see this kind of thing more, but also have experienced a lot.


    Aunt Lin nodded: "Oh, OK! The little guy is still shy! Lao sun, why don''t we have a baby too? Look how cute the iron egg is!"


    At this time, the lovely iron egg was tearing meat and kicking Aloe on the balcony.


    Lao sun was pushed even harder.


    Aunt Lin: "I asked Tiezhu to find Chen Yisen, Hei hei..."


    No one can compare with songzhuer''s mother when she says she has a big heart. Her heart is abnormal.


    This is honed in the war of blood and fire. She has torn no less than 20 junior three in her life, which can be called invincible. After all, Lao sun is rich, talented and handsome. How can he be alone?


    Lao Sun: "you are old and unsafe."


    Aunt Lin: "what do you mean? You still want to find a younger one?"


    Lao Sun: "don''t mess around, will you? Do you have to say this now? Close the door and say it?"


    Aunt Lin turned to look at the door and turned back: "I closed the door."


    Genetic genes are powerful and not transferred by human will.


    Lao sun covered his face: "Lao Li, smoke!"


    Li Fugui: "good smoke! Good smoke!"


    Aunt Lin and Aunt Liu chatted again: "sister, let''s listen to the crosstalk of Yunde society later! It''s useless to listen to crosstalk when we come to Jinmen. Jinmen is unique, crosstalk, Mahua, fried cake and Goubuli."


    Aunt Liu: "OK! Can I have your autograph?"


    Aunt Lin: "Hey! What''s a signature? It''s OK to sign an iron egg''s ass with an iron pillar."


    In fact, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu did a lot of preparatory work before they came, but when they came, they found that the originally thought game of playing strange customs clearance had become a direct chat and tea with the boss.


    There was nothing to talk about Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er, so we set a time and a way, and then it was gone.


    It feels very empty.


    Then, Li Fugui gave the gifts he brought. Everyone took a car to eat some Jinmen snacks, and then went to the new theater of Yunde society.


    At six o''clock, the crosstalk began on time.


    After the warm-up, one after another, I have to say that Lao Guo''s disciples are also striving for success. They didn''t give him a share, and the picky old and young men in Jinmen often gave applause.


    Li Tiezhu and his family sit on the left in the middle of the second row. The ticket price is very expensive.


    From left to right are Aunt Liu, Li Fugui, Li Tiezhu, songzhu''er, aunt Lin and Lao sun. The faces of the three on the left and the three on the right are completely different. They don''t look like a family.


    Li Fugui and Aunt Liu, who listened to crosstalk at the scene for the first time, were so happy that they didn''t even bring iron eggs and threw them to Li Tiezhu.


    At first, Li Tiedan was very good. Later, he slowly made mistakes and began to struggle and cry.


    On the stage, Guo Dalin was interrupted by the child''s cry and said, "yo ~ what''s the matter? Look, my egg brother is so anxious. What''s the matter? You cry when I say to drink milk. Are you hungry?"


    The audience burst into laughter. They teased Li Tiezhu in several programs earlier. Everyone knows that they also come to listen to crosstalk.


    Aunt Liu was ashamed. She slapped Li tieegg in the face, took out the bottle and put it in her mouth. The iron egg was immediately refreshing.


    Guo Dalin: "brother egg! Brother egg! Yo ~ don''t cry? I''m so hungry. Hey! Aunt is a refreshing person at a glance!"


    Partner Qin Tao said, "that''s right! Aunt Liu is familiar to me. I beat Liu Xiaohua three times a day."


    Guo Dalin: "really? No wonder your body looks so strong! You guys, you may not know the one who cried just now. His name is Li Tiedan, Tiezhu''s brother, that is, my egg brother. I thought we couldn''t play well. My egg brother was angry! Scare me. Where did I just say?"


    Qin Tao: "said feeding."


    Guo Dalin: "just say, I''ll go to your house, and your daughter-in-law doesn''t have to be taboo to feed her!"


    Qin Tao: "taboo! Taboo!"


    "What should we avoid in this relationship? We don''t avoid washing rice and cooking. What should we avoid when feeding milk?"


    "Can''t you avoid it? It''s your surname Guo!"


    "Why?"


    "Nonsense! Feeding, can you see it?"


    "Why not? Why not?"


    Guo Dalin pointed to the egg under the stage.


    Qin Tao: "ah! You mean feeding with a bottle?"


    Guo Dalin turned his back and said, "what else?"


    Qin Tao: "I thought... Feed with a spoon."


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Guo Dalin endured a smile: "just feed the child with a bottle."


    Saying this, he made a wonderful move, pretending to hold the child in his left hand and lift his clothes in his right hand, then slapped the children in the face, grabbed something and put it in the child''s mouth.


    Audience: "woo ~"


    This is the current hanging, which comes from brother egg''s current hanging.


    What they are talking about today is their representative work "entrusted his wife and offered his son", which has not been mentioned before.


    Qin Tao: "why do you lift your clothes with a bottle?"


    Guo Dalin: "put the bottle in your clothes, close to your heart, keep warm!"


    Qin Tao: "go away! I haven''t heard of it."


    Guo Dalin took another action of lifting his clothes with his left hand: "there''s another one here! Didn''t you expect? My sister is careful to be prepared! There should be a preparatory plan for everything. The milk on the left is spiced and the milk on the right is spicy."


    That''s too much.


    Qin Tao: "shut up! I''ll beat you up again! Don''t think your father is the leader of the class. I dare not beat you up. My brother is sitting below today."


    Guo Dalin: "brother Zhu, I''m sorry. This is a kind of description. The wife doesn''t avoid it. It''s about friendship. It''s about being able to entrust his wife to offer his son. Next time I''ll tell you about this scam... Er, story! What about today..."


    Qin Tao: "don''t next time! Tell me now. You just said that for most of the day, everyone is waiting."


    Guo Dalin: "what you asked me to say! What you asked me to say!"


    Li Tiezhu also listened with interest. Qin Tao has made great progress this year and is now a little famous. Of course, most of his fame comes from his girlfriend. However, the strength is obvious to all, at least with the little class leader Guo Dalin.


    Songzhuer whispered to Li Tiezhu, "Tao Zi has changed too much."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, he can support the farm now. He doesn''t have to go back to raising pigs."


    "I mean, he was drained."


    "Oh, he said he lost weight."


    "Guess I believe it?"


    The performance continued. At 8 p.m., the final program came. It was "my life" by Guo gangde and Yu Qian. It was full of laughter. The laughter and applause of 3000 small audiences in the theater did not stop.


    After the performance, of course, it''s a return. Generally speaking, Guo gangde performs in the theater. If he doesn''t return five or six times, the audience will hold their urine and want to end early.


    On the fifth return, Guo gangde came up alone. The audience were surprised. Was the donkey teacher drunk again?


    No, I just woke up after the performance.


    Guo gangde came to the stage and said, "thank you! Thank you. Don''t ask. Mr. Yu didn''t drink. Today, he smoked in the background. The main reason why he didn''t bring him up is that since some people came, they didn''t say a few words. That''s sorry, audience friends."


    The audience was stunned and then applauded.


    "Woo..."


    "Li Tiezhu has a paragraph."


    "Serious brother, go up!"


    Li Tiezhu is stupid. What else can he do?


    Songzhu''er also followed the coax, jumped up and shouted, "iron pillar! One! Iron pillar! One!"


    Guo gangde wiped his face: "ladies and gentlemen, if you marry your daughter-in-law, you should marry someone who pushes you into the fire pit at the critical moment. Bamboo son is good!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed.


    The audience shouted louder and louder, and even the future mother-in-law joined them.


    Guo gangde smiled: "come on! Anyway, the audience likes to watch."


    Li Tiezhu had to take the stage. He was no stranger to this stage. This was the first and only serious crosstalk in his life.


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu came up to the microphone: "flattered! Flattered! I didn''t expect that I could talk crosstalk with the living teacher Guo gangde in my life."

 Chapter 621

    (the previous chapter is monthly ticket plus 1015. This chapter lost a bet with people in the group last night. Yes, it''s the goods again!)


    Guo gangde: "so, do you still want to talk to me about crosstalk?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? What are you talking about? How do dead people talk about crosstalk? You can''t even laugh."


    Guo gangde: "that''s not necessarily! If I die and pestle here, I can make many people laugh for a year. They''ve been looking forward to this day for a long time."


    The audience understood: "woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "hope what? Hope... Eat?"


    Guo gangde choked heavily: "you too. If you hang up, more people will laugh than me. At that time, a lot of people must say on the Internet that once a man was right with the whole music world, and then... He died!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The audience laughed and applauded.


    Is Lao Guo really special? Dare to say! Keep up with current affairs and compete with some honest mushroom.


    Li Tiezhu also smiled and said nothing. His backhand gave uncle Guo a thumbs up.


    Guo gangde continued: "there will be many versions, and I can think of many! Once upon a time, a man was very popular but didn''t cooperate with others to make yin-yang contracts. One day... He died! Once upon a time, a singer was very good at writing songs but never scolded Guo gangde, and then... He died!"


    Li Tiezhu: "woo ~"


    Guo gangde looked at Li Tiezhu with a smile, and then looked at the excited pine and bamboo children under the stand: "so, what''s going on today? This is the rhythm of eating happy candy?"


    Li Tiezhu did not intend to hide: "no, first discuss the engagement."


    The audience applauded:


    "Oh, oh..."


    "Get married in place."


    "Kiss one!"


    Guo gangde nodded: "ho! Good guy. Now the audience has a strong taste. Iron pillar, forgive me and let you kiss me. Hey... I didn''t expect it! But I have no problem, as long as you can talk."


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no, my old man said he couldn''t eat too salty at night."


    Audience: "ha ha ha..."


    Guo gangde was stunned. He looked at Li Tiezhu and his side. Then he wiped his face, licked his hands and smashed his mouth:


    "You''re not old... You''re pretty accurate."


    Several female viewers have already laughed.


    Li Tiezhu: "that is, ten fat people are nine salty, and one is diabetes."


    Guo gangde raised his hand: "Teacher Yu is not salty."


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "have you tasted it?"


    Guo gangde is not a vegetarian: "no, there is a dog in my family who always likes to steal candy at home. On a business trip, he went to Mr. Yu''s house for foster care for a few days and never stole sugar. After receiving it, he didn''t think the sugar at home was sweet enough and didn''t eat it. He had to go to Mr. Yu''s house."


    According to the routine operation, Mr. Guo should say that what my sister-in-law told me is right.


    Li Tiezhu was even more arrogant: "Teacher Yu is idle. Does the egg hurt? Help the dog play..."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Guo gangde quickly covered Li Tiezhu''s mouth and said to the backstage: "elder martial brother, don''t take a knife! Misunderstanding! It''s all misunderstanding."


    Yu qianzhen poked his head out of the sidebar and shouted, "are you two dead?"


    Li Tiezhu struggled: "don''t dogs bite?"


    Guo gangde loosened Li Tiezhu and smiled, "the golden bell jar!"


    Li Tiezhu: "iron cloth shirt!"


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Guo gangde feels very happy. It''s very interesting to perform impromptu with Li Tiezhu!


    It''s different from cooperating with Yu Qian. He holds him and paves the way for him. He is a tit for tat master with Li Tiezhu.


    Guo gangde said, "well, what I just said is all jokes. Teacher Yu doesn''t have the fourth bad hobby."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you don''t believe in rumors, don''t spread rumors."


    "Happy today, ah! Remember to invite me to be the master of ceremonies for you when Tiezhu is engaged. Uncle Guo, I don''t have any other skills. The host is OK."


    "Thank you, sir."


    "You''re welcome. When I get married, you''ll sing a song."


    "Ah?"


    "My son is married. I''ve been married. I forget it. I''m so happy."


    "What are you happy about my engagement?"


    "After you have the master, no one will grab rice and ice with me."


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Guo gangde: "in fact, tie Zhu and I have a lot of fate. We all know that Yue Yupeng is his fan? At the beginning of the game, I watched tie Zhu singing competition with them. Sometimes after the performance, sometimes when I had dinner with my disciples at home. Some people said that you also watch variety shows? Isn''t that nonsense? I still surf the Internet, otherwise where did I copy my jokes?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, Mr. Guo is literate. He can not only surf the Internet, but also use wechat."


    "Ha? Is that a compliment?"


    "Yes, yes, yes!"


    "For the first time, I was praised to want to curse... Tiezhu, a child with naked eyes! I mean the talent of crosstalk. In fact, after you were eliminated, I thought about accepting him as an apprentice. I planned to go with brother qian''er, but I didn''t go because of something. The truth! I don''t deceive people."


    "Oh! Thank you, thank you."


    "Later, you came back and won the championship. I gave up the idea. You have a wide road. You don''t have to eat the bowl of cross talk."


    "You flatter me."


    "Really, I didn''t give up because I couldn''t beat your master!"


    "It''s all right. You may not lose if you choose a place with less furniture."


    "Ah? I''ll try it next time... If one day I''m black and blue and say crosstalk on the stage, it''s designated that Cheng Dalong did it."


    "Or you can eat directly."


    Guo gangde pushed Li Tiezhu: "can''t you expect me to be better? Well, no kidding. Tiezhu can come to listen to crosstalk. I''m very happy to see him pay for a ticket to speak crosstalk on stage. Everyone must be happy. Is it worth the ticket price?"


    The audience shouted, "value!"


    Guo gangde also said to Li Tiezhu, "you are very popular this year. It''s not easy to be popular without scolding Guo gangde."


    Li Tiezhu: "I scolded quietly."


    Guo gangde said, "it''s a good way. This year, TV dramas have become popular, variety shows have gone abroad, and Grammy nominations have been made. The most powerful honor is... Not receiving an invitation from Chinese music."


    The audience clapped wildly. This slot spits well.


    Guo gangde: "I''ve also made two films, both of which are for the Spring Festival. Let''s not talk about Zhou Xingxing''s Kung Fu. It''s a blockbuster. Your own" people are in trouble "is also full of stars. Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, pheasant, Luhani... Many famous stars participated in the show. That is, why didn''t you invite me?"


    "Woo ~"


    The audience is clamoring, please? You''ll be cold, please!


    Li Tiezhu said, "in fact, I mentioned it, but the investors didn''t agree."


    Guo gangde: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "they said they came to make money, not charity."


    "So I''m also a philanthropist?"


    "That''s right! You''re an old philanthropist in the film industry!"


    "Well, I said to those directors who asked me to make movies. They all have kind eyebrows and good purposes. You also do charity. Will you invite me to guest play in the next film?"


    Guo gangde threw out the soul torture.


    The audience kept laughing.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while and said seriously, "at present... There is no such crazy idea!"


    Guo gangde smiled: "it''s not difficult for you. It''s hard for you to go so smoothly. With our friendship, if you meet any opponent in the film industry in the future, just say a word. I''ll give him a guest role."


    Li Tiezhu: "Wu Jing, Fang Bo, Shen mouteng, Deng Chao..."


    "Whoa!!"


    "Hahaha..."


    The audience is speechless, so direct?


    Guo gangde: "it seems that you are not very popular! OK, sir, I''ll find a way. Tell you that you can achieve good results in everything. Besides sending undercover agents to your opponents, what''s the secret?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "of course! I have the ultimate meaning."


    "What is it?"


    "Dad, come!"


    "Ah?"


    "Whenever I encounter difficulties, I will passively summon a big father to cover me! Invincible!"


    "For example?"


    "Han Hong, Chen Yisen, Xu Shanzheng, Cheng Dalong, Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Liu Huade, and... Yang Ma and penguin!"


    "Good guy, if you fight your father, Guo Dalin can''t compare with you."


    After a few more rounds, Guo gangde finished, and then led a group of actors from Yunde society out to thank the audience.


    Li Tiezhu and Guo gangde were naturally photographed and posted online.


    It''s true that ordinary audiences also shoot, but the most popular one is songzhu''er. She has been shooting since Li Tiezhu came on the stage.


    So her voice account was blown up and received a tiktok of blessing.


    "Sleeping trough! True or false?"


    "My bamboo was really robbed by Li Tiezhu. It''s Benzema''s fault!"


    "I wish Zhengzheng and tietouwa a happy engagement!"


    "See your parents."


    "I thought the iron eggs were made of pine and bamboo."


    "This crosstalk is good."


    "Lao Guo really likes Li Tiezhu."


    "Those who say that Li Tiezhu has poor popularity in the circle, come out and take two steps?"


    "Mr. Guo recommended himself to be the master of ceremonies. This row of noodles..."


    "Don''t say it''s useless. I just want to know how teacher Yu breeds dogs."


    "Serious brother, this is a double harvest of career and love."


    And back to the scene, standing on the stage with dozens of people in big coats, Li Tiezhu looked very abrupt.


    Guo gangde and Yu Qian stand at position C, Guo Dalin stands next to Yu Qian, and Li Tiezhu is next to Guo gangde.


    After thanking the audience, everyone bowed down.


    Li Tiezhu has been here once. He is also familiar with it. He bows, talks and laughs with the familiar ones and walks to the sidebar.


    "Eh? How can I go backstage?"


    Li Tiezhu woke up when he was about to step down.


    Guo Dalin pushed him away: "let''s go. Let''s go backstage for a chat. Tao Zi will take your uncle and them backstage for tea."


    Qin Tao jumped down and led Li Fugui, Lao sun and others backstage.


    The happiest thing is Aunt Liu. She succeeded in taking a group photo and signing with Guo gangde and Yu Qian. The only regret is that Yue Yupeng recorded the program and is not here today.


    Lao sun tried to invite Guo gangde and them to dinner, but he was declined.


    Mr. Guo said, "your family will have dinner and talk about big things. We won''t participate in the cooperation today. When the time comes, Yunde society must have the most people."


    After saying goodbye to the people of Yunde society, Li Tiezhu and others went to eat hot pot as planned.


    The food was boiled mutton in copper pot in the north. The private room was booked online by Aunt Lin.


    Eat mutton in winter to nourish and warm up.


    During the dinner, aunt Lin poured everyone a glass of Baijiu and a leg on a chair. The day''s rich lady looked all gone:


    "Hey, hey... Don''t get drunk today!"


    Li Fugui and Lao sun shrunk their necks at the same time.

 Chapter 622

    Songzhuer also followed his mother''s steps, picked up the wine glass, stepped on the chair, and was elated: "Alas, hey... Don''t get drunk!"


    It can''t be said that the similarity is very high, but... It''s like a hair.


    Appearance, aura and action are like mirrors.


    Lao sun avoided his wife, stared at his daughter and sent a message across the air: where is your future father-in-law and mother-in-law? Pay attention to your image.


    Songzhu''er put down his legs and said gently: "it''s really embarrassing to drink. The Lun family is not very good at it. Just take a sip. Don''t blame your elders!"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly stood up all over his body. Will my iron head baby still cry? It''s really hidden!


    Li Fugui is also a little messy. Is Zhu Er really an actor? Why is it so rough?


    Aunt Liu was startled: "darling! Have you clattered?"


    Aunt Lin was experienced and looked at songzhuer: "what''s the outfit? When you drank the three brothers of Lao Li''s family, why didn''t you cry? Don''t talk nonsense! Drink!"


    Songzhuer didn''t pretend: "deep feelings, boring! Uncle, aunt and father, I''ll go first!"


    Aunt Lin: "do it first for respect!"


    Tons


    The mother and daughter of the pine forest raised the ground and bottom of the cup in an instant. There was no drop left, and the momentum was like a rainbow.


    The three men were a little overwhelmed. They got a horse. It was not the amount of wine, but the magic damage that would occur after drinking.


    Aunt Liu didn''t participate in the battle because she wanted to take care of her children. She shouted: "drink! Iron pillars rise up."


    Li Tiezhu gave her a resentful look. It was really not his mother!


    Or aunt Lin loves her son-in-law: "iron pillar, drink half a cup."


    Lao Sun: "why?"


    Aunt Lin: "he has to carry you two, right, Lao Li?"


    Li Fugui: "ah... There is a certain truth in what my mother-in-law said."


    Lao sun and Li Fugui looked at each other sadly and took out the posture of dying together: "do it."


    After drinking a cup of wine, Chairman Sun hooked Li Baoan''s shoulder: "Lao Li! I didn''t say that your Li Tiezhu was really blind and hit a dead mouse. What''s his virtue? Can he marry my grandson''s daughter? It can only be said that your ancestral grave is smoking!"


    Li Fugui glared: "nonsense! We are iron pillars and talents... Bah! We are full of talents. The Internet says he is a genius. Besides, Zhu Er is so good, he is not a dead mouse."


    "Egg! What else can Li Tiezhu do besides singing?"


    "I can also kill pigs, castrate pigs, hold seats, call funerals, mud tiles, drive tractors and play erhu... I will, he will!"


    "There are birds!"


    "You can''t understand how many skills don''t press you."


    It seems that there is a quarrel. In fact, the two people have a good connection. They force more and drink less. Hello, Hello, everyone.


    Whether men get along well or not never depends on their status and wealth. It''s very simple. Do they have anything in common. Obviously, there are Lao sun and Lao Li. They are dominated by a common fear - abstinence soup!


    Sober soup?


    No, cliff is abstinence soup!


    Aunt Lin, the founder of abstinence soup: "stop talking nonsense and have another drink for the happiness of the two children."


    Lao Sun: "no hurry! I must make it clear to him."


    Li Fugui: "feeling is feeling, reason is reason. I don''t believe it. You despise my iron pillar."


    Pine and bamboo raised their glasses to the iron pillar.


    Li Tiezhu waved his hand in righteous words: "no! I want to listen to the great principles of my two fathers, listen more and learn more. Don''t disturb my learning progress!"


    Get a horse.


    No way, aunt Lin can only have a drink with her daughter.


    Oh, man.


    Instant boiled mutton is delicious. Except Li Tiedan, the whole family ate happily. It''s easy to say as long as you don''t mention drinking.


    The atmosphere of the Wine Bureau couldn''t be raised. Aunt Lin had to chat with Aunt Liu.


    "Iron egg is so good. He doesn''t cry much all day."


    "Yes! They all say that a child who doesn''t cry is stupid, so I slap him in the face every once in a while. He still doesn''t cry. Do you worry about people?"


    "Why?"


    "You say genetic, rich and smart, you say no genetic..."


    "Iron pillar is a Han Han again! Ha! I hope iron eggs don''t look like iron pillars."


    "Hey! I''m worried about this. I can''t even cry all day except eating and sleeping."


    "Shall I try?"


    "Oh! Hit the face."


    "Sure enough, I don''t cry!"


    "In laws, you beat too lightly. Look at me."


    Aunt Liu threw away her arms and paid Li Tiedan with two eardroppings. Tiedan was stunned, grinned and ejected a bubble from her nostrils, which was a little suspected of provocation.


    Aunt Lin was shocked: "I''m afraid it''s your problem, sister?"


    Aunt Liu: "a meeting?"


    Aunt Lin: "I heard that Liu Xiaohua was beaten up by you from childhood and didn''t cry..."


    Aunt Liu''s eyes are a little confused. Is it... Blame me?


    On the other hand, Lao sun and Lao Li, who had just simulated a dispute, now had a very speculative conversation and were full of desire for survival.


    "Lao Li, you should be careful when drinking. You can''t drink without moderation."


    "Right! A man should know how to restrain himself. He can drink wine, but he can''t get drunk."


    "Isn''t that reasonable? Who has ever seen a chairman who can''t get drunk? People with status like us should know more about restraint. Restraint is a kind of power!"


    "Sure, I''m not guarding the school gate. I have a great responsibility for the safety of so many students!"


    "It''s not easy, brother. I''ll toast you. No, I''ll toast you."


    "Feel free! Feel free..."


    "Tut! Wine and money are good things, and neither are good things!"


    "Wine can intoxicate people, and money can intoxicate people. As the old saying goes, wine wears the intestines and money fascinates the body. These two things can be in moderation! Don''t do more!"


    "You Xichuan people live thoroughly! Unlike people in other places, you have been busy for most of your life and have got nothing."


    "If you are willing to give up, you will get something. Just like I told Zhu, don''t see that he is making a lot of money now. If you don''t pay attention, you will lack great virtue! The higher you stand, the stronger the wind. You can''t go astray. Instead, you should tie your heels firmly. If you can''t tie them firmly, you should step back and don''t harm those er... Fans who like you!"


    "No problem! Brother, you taught Tiezhu very well, otherwise we wouldn''t like him so much. He''s stupid, but steady!"


    "It''s good to be silly. Smart people don''t live happily."


    "It''s not good to be too smart, just like zhu''er. He always makes trouble before he meets the iron pillar. The Internet is full of rumors and black material... He lost his face."


    "Nonsense! Zhuer Leng is a good boy. Those people don''t digest when they are full."


    Because they ate a lot of snacks in the afternoon, Lao sun and Li Fugui were not too hungry, so they boasted and forced to kill time.


    Li Tiezhu focused on eating mutton. As a result, only songzhuer and aunt Lin were bored drinking. After they killed two bottles of Lang wine, the meal was almost the same.


    Lao sun and Lao Li drank the wine at the bottom of the glass and reached a consensus.


    Li Tiezhu went to settle the bill, and the family took a taxi home.


    It''s getting late. It''s almost eleven o''clock.


    At home, where the Li family live has become a tangled topic.


    Aunt Lin''s opinion is to let Lao Li and his wife go to a nearby hotel and book a luxury suite. Li Fugui agreed, so as not to disturb the sun family. After all, he took the children.


    Lao sun felt that this seemed unfriendly. How can there be a reason for his in laws to live outside?


    The domineering aunt Lin in the Wine Bureau suddenly disappeared: "that... Aunt hasn''t come back, and Zhu Er and I can''t make a bed and cover a quilt..."


    In fact, she can''t even fold clothes.


    Aunt Liu: "it''s all right. Let''s stay in a hotel. It''s easy, lest you clean up after we leave."


    Lao Sun: "well, I''m laughing, Lao Li. Look at this..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I can make a bed and cover a quilt. When Zhuer started school, I went to his dormitory to cover him with a quilt. Look at me!"


    Finally, Li Tiezhu picked up a guest bedroom and Li Fugui and Aunt Liu went in with iron eggs.


    These things seem trivial, but in fact, they reveal the subtle communication between the two families. The rich and noble who have never been rich and noble are neither unreasonable nor inferior. They have a good character. The really rich and noble grandsons do not look down on others and are not too polite.


    At least today, the two families get along very harmoniously.


    After Li Tiezhu cleaned up, Lao sun couldn''t help complaining to his wife: "it''s all your fault. I can''t teach zhu''er. I won''t do anything about these housework in the future."


    Li Fugui said, "let iron pillars do it! In Xichuan, men do all these things."


    Lao Sun: "what''s that woman doing?"


    Li Fugui: "women take care of men!"


    Aunt Lin came to the spirit: "look! Blame me? Obviously you can''t do anything!"


    Lao Sun: "have you ever seen the chairman make the bed and fold the quilt himself?"


    Aunt Lin: "I''m afraid you''ve drunk too much. I''ll cook you a bowl of sobering soup. Lao Li will have another bowl?"


    Old sun and old Leighton counseled: "no! We''re not drunk."


    After the arrangements were made, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu soon had a rest. After all, they were with a little fart child.


    Lao sun called Li Tiezhu to his study and closed the door.


    Songzhuer asked his mother strangely, "what are they doing?"


    Aunt Lin: "the conversation between men."


    "What?"


    "It''s settled between you and Tiezhu, but do you think your father is really so worried? Really, he won''t suddenly take me to Jeju Island."


    "What do you mean?"


    "I''m fine. I think Tiezhu is very good. Your father is different. I heard that Lao Li''s family is coming. He drank muggy wine for half a month. Later, I forced him to quit drinking with sobering soup. He is afraid that Li Tiezhu doesn''t cherish you, Lao Li''s family is not good to you, you are wronged, and you forget that he is the best man for you in the world... When you get drunk, he begins to rise and fall Tell me the parallelism! Ha ha! "


    "Really? Lao sun usually looks so serious. I thought it was just us."


    "He''s a serious fart! I''ll tell you, he cried secretly several times, and I pretended not to find it. Let''s say today, he''s face tight in front of the Li family. I let him drink to vent, but he didn''t drink."


    "Wow!"


    The heart of pines and bamboos is burning.


    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu respectfully came out of his study, which was unprecedented before. Although Lao sun always ran against Li Tiezhu, he was generally very friendly to him and never put on airs.


    Songzhuer asked curiously, "iron pillar, what did dad say to you?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at songzhu''er and said with emotion, "let''s never have a daughter in the future. It''s too difficult! Our father is about to collapse."


    Songzhu''er went to the study: "why! It''s not life and death..."


    Bang.


    The door was closed and locked.


    This is a superman''s last stubbornness!


    At this moment, songzhuer''s mood was also much lower.


    Aunt Lin said with a heartless smile, "Alas, hey, hey... This is the difference between being a mother and being a father. I think he has earned a son and he thinks his daughter has lost."

 Chapter 623

    As for what Lao sun talked about with Li Tiezhu in his study that night, no one knows. Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything to anyone, including pine and bamboo.


    Li Tiezhu only said to song Zhuer, "don''t worry, we won''t leave when we are married."


    Songzhuer naively said, "divorce? What''s that? I only know widowhood!"


    Aunt Lin kindly handed Li Tiezhu a new towel for washing and touched her daughter''s head: "silly child, if you ask you to read more, you don''t believe it. Divorce means widowhood."


    Li Tiezhu: "er... I''ll take a bath. See you later!"


    Lao sun and aunt Lin are really good to Li Tiezhu, but they haven''t given up the opportunity to knock. It''s just that both of them are smart and have the right technique and strength. They can shorten a lot of distance without hurting their feelings.


    Li Tiezhu also felt the attitude of the two. In fact, the requirements are low enough. As long as Li Tiezhu keeps his heart, it is completely enough.


    However, can people really keep their heart so easily?


    By self-discipline?


    Since the last terrible experiment, Li Tiezhu began to have little confidence in his self-discipline.


    However, he is lucky that he can choose to maintain the status quo so that he will not lose himself.


    Take a bath, roll the sheets, fight the landlord, play games and sleep.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer are abnormal. Their daily life together is naturally impossible to be normal, but there is a strange harmony in this abnormality.


    Anyway, when I''m with other small animals, I haven''t been in such harmony.


    That night, Li Tiezhu slept soundly, but he fried the pot online.


    In fact, it''s a simple thing. Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer are getting engaged. There was no official announcement about this, but Li Tiezhu told Guo gangde in Yunde society that the video of crosstalk was posted on the Internet. It was handed down by songzhuer himself, which is like an official announcement.


    At the beginning, it was only the direct fans of songzhuer and Li Tiezhu, so most of them were blessings.


    But with the spread of the news, more and more people know the news. With Li Tiezhu''s current popularity and influence, it''s not too much to start a prairie fire. Not only at home, but also abroad.


    The big domestic said that Li Tiezhu, a serious national, was going to be engaged to the black material actress.


    It is widely said overseas that Ian Pella Lee is married and has children. Her name is... Ian egger (iron egg).


    It''s good in foreign countries. Their star artists'' private life is not generally bad. They will be written by 404. Therefore, their acceptance ability is higher, and few people do things with rhythm. Anyway, it''s about mating. Everyone is human. What''s curious? Isn''t Ian Pera eighteen centimeters?


    It''s different in China. With the weakening of the tide of fans'' blessing, all kinds of cattle, ghosts and snakes have come out to clean up moths.


    You said that Li Tiezhu stepped on a batch of birds one after another. Why did anyone black him? Aren''t they afraid?


    That''s easy.


    In fact, most people didn''t want to jump out and fight with Li Tiezhu. After all, enimo was ejected. Who dares to face Li Tiezhu at this time?


    These people are divided into three kinds, one is a pure melon eater, the other is a shit spraying monster who deliberately disgusts Li Tiezhu, and the other is a scheming bitch who takes the opportunity to improve his popularity.


    How to put it?


    You''re red, too red, red through half the sky.


    There are always a group of inexplicable people who talk to you for all kinds of strange purposes. Conspiracy theories, rumors, slanders, ridicules and sarcasm emerge one after another.


    This is the price of fame!


    Zhou Xingxing and Wu Jing are examples of Li Tiezhu. He is used to it because they have given him preventive injections before.


    Fortunately, after more than two years of fighting, Li Tiezhu''s fans have honed their super fighting ability. Therefore, those who do things are usually hated by Li Tiezhu''s iron powder.


    A well-known blogger: "ha ha! A woman is really smart. She knows she has no acting skills, no resources and a lot of black materials. She goes to hold Li Tiezhu''s thigh? What good is he?"


    Iron pillar powder''s killing move: "if a woman were smart, she would have knocked you out."


    Another voice tiktok: "men are too realistic to know that they are young and beautiful. They also have backgrounds. Toads eat swan meat and they are toads!"


    Bamboo powder hit back: "if men are realistic, you won''t have no one. It can be seen that men are ideal!"


    A well-known saying goes, "a wise man marries an ugly woman, and a foolish man marries a beautiful woman. The east of laxity!"


    net friend:


    "Thank you for praising the beauty of my bamboo. Thank you!"


    "Bamboo son is really not beautiful, plain face is also beautiful, and my daughter is just like her."


    "Mom!"


    "Ugly and stupid man, marry blogger. Constipated West!"


    "I didn''t marry you. Don''t talk nonsense. I just spent some money! Blogger, you don''t have to call me dad!"


    "Li Tiezhu is really disgusting! He won''t return anything to the star? The history of local dogs!"


    "Have you ever heard Li Tiezhu''s songs? Have you seen his movies and TV?"


    "I haven''t seen it. Why? I smell shit. Can''t I scold?"


    "Probably you didn''t brush your teeth after eating! Pro, please pay attention to your personal hygiene habits!"


    "Bao! I have loose bowels today. What''s the loose bowels? You''re drinking amhersh. Remember to brush your teeth. Eat excrement, Ma Moda ~"


    The most wonderful thing is that a blogger said that the engagement between Li Tiezhu and songzhuer occupied a hot search on a large platform. The broken things in the star family were not worthy of wasting public resources, and asked Li Tiezhu to apologize to the whole society.


    Li Tiezhu is also a person with micro-blog tiktok, but he chooses to make a voicing sound.


    "What tiktok have you been talking about for a long time? Why did you let the micro-blog check the seal on me? What exactly is the money? Before it was not me, but I didn''t have a voice, and I wanted to flow, so I didn''t seal my news. I apologized for the way I was! A broken collar is also a public resource."


    Immediately after that, the song bamboo was synchronized in micro-blog, shaking voice and headlines. "Hey, hey, hey... Egg!" tiktok said.


    Then, songzhuer''s microblog was blocked again.


    Tiktok, fucking great headlines, shouted the two videos.


    In addition, there are many wonderful comments. When the bird is big on the Internet, there are all kinds of forests, so I won''t elaborate.


    These small storms can''t set off any waves. Their only function is to advertise the engagement between Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer didn''t pay attention to these gossip. Anyway, after they were together, this kind of thing didn''t break.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu took his parents back to Kyoto. On the third day, the old couple got their wish early in the morning to see the flag raising. In the afternoon, they were sent to the plane to Shudu.


    Li Fugui came to Kyoto on leave and hurried back to the school guard room on duty.


    Before leaving, Li Fugui earnestly entrusted Li Tiezhu:


    "Pillar, do a good job! The sun family is a good family, and zhu''er is also a good baby. Lao sun is right. Our ancestral graves are really smoking. If you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, don''t worry about the new year. We have ours and you have yours..."


    Li Tiezhu went back to school and did some homework. December came to an end, turning over the end of 2018 and ushering in 2019.


    Saturday, January 5.


    This is the fourth rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala. As in previous years, no matter how big the coffee bar is, it will come to the scene for rehearsal, improvement, adjustment and rehearsal. Finally, it may be brushed off.


    After all, the Spring Festival Gala doesn''t listen to the program every year. Even on the day of live broadcasting, the program may be removed due to the length of time.


    Even so, the Spring Festival Gala still attracted all kinds of stars. The Spring Festival Gala abused him thousands of times. He treated the Spring Festival Gala like his first love.


    As a new addition, Li Tiezhu came to this year''s Spring Festival Gala rehearsal for the first time, but he is no stranger. On the one hand, he has been here once, on the other hand, he looks up and sees all acquaintances.


    "Brother Teng! Is the kidney still Teng? Eat more sheep kidneys! I''ll get you some tonic medicine later and send it to you."


    "Sister Shuangshuang, why are you stopping me? It''s still early to get engaged. What kind of wedding candy do you want at this time? Oh, by the way, are you free to be the best man and maid of honor? You two? Just don''t kick my bamboo..."


    "Brother Yi Xing, is your crotch cracked? Oh, Ho, that''s the shape. It''s very chic..."


    "Brother Yue, I haven''t seen you for a long time. Why are you still thin? Oh, it''s teacher Sun Yue, too Weian, Sao Rui."


    "Master... Busy? Socializing?"


    Li Tiezhu greeted everywhere happily backstage, but it was empty in the blink of an eye, because he just ran into Jackie Chan, who was flirting with his sister.


    Iron column has not been able to make complaints about TSU Chi recently, nor does he know whether he knows it.


    You''re an egg!


    Cheng Dalong angrily let go of a dancer''s hand and smiled and encouraged him. He didn''t look at Li Tiezhu with a cold face until the other party left:


    "The chest has thunder and the face is like Pinghu!"


    "Ah? Master, what''s wrong with you... Why are you talking like this today?"


    "Don''t think I don''t know your back Tucao. I make complaints about this. I can still be calm. There must be ghosts."


    "I''m just honest and can''t hide my words."


    "Stop pretending! You earn fame, money and resources, but you drive a small broken car, spend a lot of money on charity everywhere, don''t buy a house, take Zhou Xingxing''s 10 million film reward and eat boxed lunch. You have a problem."


    Li Tiezhu felt wronged: "I am so simple."


    Jackie Chan looked around and said in a low voice, "a person who seems to have no desire must hide a huge greedy desire. I know better than you! Boy is good! I can bear it better than I did in those days!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "what''s the matter with me?"


    Jackie Chan: "Except for the relationship between men and women, you are flawless and have extreme self-discipline. Great! For people who have never had self-discipline in the world, self-discipline is only a form of expression and a means for people to pursue higher desires. All cruel and cold persistence is just for higher desires! Just as I insist on the most dangerous action, I never use doubles to achieve higher goals The achievement of, absorb higher desire achievement! "


    Li Tiezhu thought, "what is it? I have no desire."


    Jackie Chan smiled happily: "hahaha! Yuanlong said I didn''t teach you anything. In fact, I taught you the most. You''re almost out of school. They often scold me yuanlou fools. In fact, they are fools. I''m more self disciplined than them because I want the most and I did it! You''ve learned this, master, I''m very happy!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. Why can''t he understand it at all? Are some lines blocked by the starting point audit?


    Jackie Chan just taught but didn''t solve his doubts. He patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder. Without saying anything, he left and went to find the actress who had just slipped away:


    "Low water makes a sea, low man makes a king! My apprentice is the most accomplished one. In the future, he will be the hottest superstar. If you don''t believe it, let''s add wechat!"


    (end of this chapter)

 Chapter 624

    There are always artists in the circle who say that you know to spray me, scold me and laugh at me. You never see my efforts.


    Who the fuck wants to see it?


    Jackie Chan makes a good point. Your efforts, study and progress are just to absorb the desire and results you want, which is only related to yourself. Who cares except yourself? Who cares?


    That''s your own pursuit. What does it have to do with them?


    Almost all people who have made great achievements are people with abnormal self-discipline and execution. They are not born like this, but desperate for a certain desire and obsession.


    The star of running water and the king of iron are not without reason.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t fully understand it, but he didn''t understand it at all. He thought for a long time. Until the dancer hammered a small circle into the chest of the dragon, Li Tiezhu understood a truth:


    "People should pursue! Goals make people progress."


    But then, Li Tiezhu was confused again.


    But what do I want to pursue?


    Record sales broke the record, and beimi was very popular and won the Grammy nomination. The ratings of TV dramas have also broken records, and the film box office will soon usher in a huge breakthrough.


    I''m only 20 years old. What else do I have?


    [Ding...]


    "Say your mother!"


    Li Tiezhu covers his face. I shouldn''t think about this problem, dog system! Who cares?


    Ding what Ding?


    [Ding! Superstar task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety show and film and television exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points, unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and live for 250 intelligence points and a mystery award.]


    Horizontal trough, horizontal trough


    So! As soon as the host thinks, the system gets angry.


    It''s better to be a fool.


    It''s all dragon!


    Li Tiezhu feels very hurt. Why can''t he help the master? He won''t be the first!


    Music, variety show and film and television all break through 20000 points of achievement value? Doesn''t that mean that they all get the medal of "making progress"? At present, only the music item has been obtained, and the other two items are far from enough.


    Variety achievements: 13213 points.


    Film and television achievements: 8498 points.


    Moreover, the total achievement value of the three items should exceed 100000 points, which is five times the achievement value of the medal of "making progress"!


    There is a long way to go.


    However, the reward is quite attractive!


    Not to mention what the mystery award is, 250 intelligence points alone is enough to make Li Tiezhu drool, even if this number is a bit of a curse.


    Before that, Li Tiezhu had been worried about a math problem. He spent 100 intelligence points to buy a movie script. He rubbed with other movies to get 66 intelligence points and a pair of unknown yellow rubber shoes. This is a loss.


    But with the arrival of the superstar task, Li Tiezhu was relieved and still made some money.


    After this vote, it will last at least another seven or eight years.


    After all, in addition to this ultimate task, the system should also have a main task release in the future. Don''t worry!


    Just now, Li Tiezhu was still a little slack, but with the release of the system task, he was full of energy again. I want to make a new record, I want to dominate the Chinese music world, and I want to break the sales record. I want to go to the variety show so that the audience can see my program every week. I also want my program to be popular abroad. I want to make movies, comedies, action films and war films. What is breaking 10 billion box office? Do you want to challenge 10 billion a year?


    If you can, what is suffering? Eat canned herring every day.


    Sure enough, master said nothing wrong. When you have a higher goal, the whole person immediately becomes extremely self-discipline.


    1¡¢ You really want that goal.


    2¡¢ Until you can reach that goal.


    Then how can you not discipline yourself?


    People who don''t have self-discipline have no goal, don''t want to strive for it, or don''t believe they can do it.


    Since his debut, Li Tiezhu has been surrounded by super disciplined people except Luhani, the idol who has become fat.


    For example, Xiao Zhen, who worked hard to practice the "hand of God" for his godfather''s physical and mental health, sun Xixi, who had to push and pull and move the mirror in order to become an excellent photographer, and songzhuer, who worked hard to practice the gangster''s excited fist and began to gain weight in order to win Guan Shuangshuang


    Lengba is the most hardworking. She went on a diet to lose weight and practiced yoga in order to become a top Huadan, so that her low back injury has not been cured for several years.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu should also take some responsibility for her low back injury.


    However, she seems to be in good shape recently. This is not. Lengba is now chatting with several dancers in a rehearsal room in front, or is she not bending down and pulling her legs to prepare for the action.


    Yi Xing has a program with her and is practicing dancing. This is also a super disciplined person. In order to practice dancing, he can only sleep four hours a day.


    Li Tiezhu is not the kind of person who is afraid of gossip. His tough life doesn''t need to be explained.


    So he went straight over.


    When they saw Li Tiezhu coming, those they didn''t know nodded and said hello. Li Tiezhu also responded with a smile. Then, the others deliberately moved their eyes away, but Yu Guang stared at lengba.


    Li Tiezhu: "when did you arrive in Kyoto?"


    Lengba pressed her legs and lifted her hair: "Hey! I haven''t practiced for a long time. I''m really rusty."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s very long and normal. Do you want to dance in this program? Is your waist injury better?"


    Lengba pressed her leg hard, which seemed to hurt a little: "Hey! No, no..."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you can''t, don''t try to be strong."


    Lengba: "where do you go for dinner?"


    Li Tiezhu: "all right."


    Lengba: "are you afraid to eat roast duck?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not afraid."


    Lengba: "you are most afraid of chickens and ducks. Forget it. Don''t say I bully you, ha ha. Yi Xing, what do you want to eat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    Yi Xing, who had nodded to Li Tiezhu earlier, was also stunned: "ah? Are you talking to me?"


    Lengba: "don''t talk to you, who do you talk to? Didn''t you say you asked me to sing and I invited you to dinner? Singing at the Spring Festival Gala is stressful."


    Several dancers looked strange. The picture was so embarrassing!


    But they didn''t leave.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll invite you to dinner, together."


    Lengba looked back in surprise: "ah! It''s superstar Li Tiezhu! Why are you here? Nice to meet you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Yi Xing smiled strangely and said, "brother Zhu, you can do anything except roast duck. I tell you, if you don''t have a good reception tonight, you''ll be miserable!"


    Li Tiezhu glanced: "sister lengba, what''s the matter with you? Are you okay?"


    Lengba: "I''m fine!"


    Li Tiezhu lowered his voice: "how do you speak strangely?"


    Lengba: "no? We''re not familiar. How do you know what I say? Don''t you go to rehearsal?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m singing alone. I''m not so nervous in rehearsal."


    Lengba''s expression was exaggerated: "Wow! The superstar really has a row of faces! Isn''t it too powerful? Yi Xing, you have to cheer more. They are all stars. You are handsome and good at dancing. How can you be compared with others?"


    Yi Xing: "hehe... I''ll drink water. I want to do the routine. There''s no way. Let''s go, sisters. I''ll buy you milk tea."


    It has to be said that Yi Xing is a person with particularly high Eq. there are reasons for his good popularity in the circle.


    The others left, leaving only Li Tiezhu and lengba in the room.


    Lengba is still simply stretching her body.


    Li Tiezhu: "lengba!"


    Lengba: "what''s up, Mr. Li Tiezhu?"


    "Are you all right?"


    "There is a low back injury."


    "I... what''s the matter with you? How can you speak in a strange way?"


    "Yes? No."


    "Cat! Are you angry?"


    "Mr. Li Tiezhu, please don''t use insulting names to me. Who is your cat? Be careful I''ll sue you for harassment!"


    "Er... Do you know where my rehearsal room is?"


    If the domestication degree of the cat in the system was still 99%, Li Tiezhu doubted whether the cat had broken the wall. Since the domestication degree was ok, the cat was angry. As for the reason for being angry, it doesn''t matter.


    Anyway, the consequences of cat anger are not serious.


    Lengba stared at Li Tiezhu again: "don''t think you are red, you can bully people. I also have dignity!"


    Seeing no one around, Li Tiezhu said, "it''s almost OK! You have the dignity of a fart. Wait to be beaten at night! I''ll go."


    Lengba said angrily, "hum! Big pig hoof!"


    Li Tiezhu walked out of the rehearsal room and went to Wu Lei and Wang Xiaokai. This time, Wu Lei and Tifu boys performed together. In addition to Wu Lei and Xiao San, there are three beauties, Qin Feng, Jiang Ying and Jing Gan.


    This is the program of the Spring Festival Gala. It pays attention to a festive and lively, not a professional stage. For example, in this program, except that the Tifu boy is a singer, the other four are actors.


    "Yo ~ here comes the iron pillar? Will you help guide us?"


    "I''m not afraid of superstars to guide us in singing."


    "Yes, this is a man who turned over half of the music world. I finally saw a living one today."


    "How''s it going? The musical genius will check it for us?"


    "Really sing in front of him? Isn''t that a big knife in front of Guan Gong?"


    The three sisters can speak more than one. They seem friendly and kind, but in fact they are full of the meaning of running and flirting. Beautiful women are usually so fierce when they meet interesting young boys.


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed and modest.


    The other two partners of Wang Xiaokai over there are a little unhappy, because the three beauties are suggesting that they are not serious musicians.


    Wu Lei also felt embarrassed and said, "Han PI, get out of my way! The three sisters are ours. Don''t steal our limelight. Go back to your own rehearsal room alone. We have three professional singers!"


    Li Tiezhu, if pardoned, turned and left: "I''m lost and looking for my rehearsal room."


    Wang Xiaokai also has high EQ: "big snake pill, you are a professional singer. Your whole family is a professional singer! Laozi are idols. Idols can sing? We eat on our faces. Do you think we have no face like Li Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t lie. He got lost in the backstage of Nuo University''s party. This backstage looks the same everywhere, and the staff didn''t meet him.


    Every time he went to a rehearsal room, he took a look and asked when he met someone familiar.


    Suddenly, a tall and slender woman whined and stopped Li Tiezhu: "Li Tiezhu! If you can''t find the rehearsal room, use mine. I''m also alone. It''s very empty."


    Li Tiezhu has goose bumps all over the floor. Who is this man? Like me, there are not many programs for one person!


    "Who are you?"


    "I''m Zhiling Kurosawa. Don''t you know me?"


    "Hello, aunt! Bye, aunt!"


    Li Tiezhu ran away. He didn''t know him. He was blind and didn''t recognize it. After recognizing it, he resolutely chose to escape.

 Chapter 625

    In fact, whether it is a separate rehearsal room is not determined by the size of the coffee table, but only related to the program. Moreover, Li Tiezhu and Kurosawa Zhiling are not really a separate room, but there are no other artists, as well as choreographers and dancers.


    After fleeing the evil sound in a hurry, Li Tiezhu met an acquaintance at the corner and gathered up: "uncle!"


    Rehuman, who had just visited his friend, was startled and took a step back before he said, "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "please, can you help me find my rehearsal room?"


    Reherman looked at Li Tiezhu carefully and confirmed that he was really lost. He had no choice but to take him to the rehearsal room. He also mocked Li Tiezhu on the way.


    At this time, Mr. Ding, the dance director of the Spring Festival Gala, and the dancers have been waiting for a long time.


    Because Li Tiezhu''s program is a new addition, the time is tight, and the top attaches great importance to it, so he came to personally supervise and give advice today.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu and reherman come in talking and laughing, teacher Ding''s face pulled down.


    Teacher Ding has a big temper. No matter how famous the other party is, he directly yelled, "what do you mean? Isn''t my time time time? Isn''t the dancer''s time time time? This is the Spring Festival Gala, not your family''s new year''s Eve dinner. Do you have any organizational ideas?"


    Li Tiezhu blushed and hurried to apologize.


    Rehuman couldn''t help laughing. Do you have today? How interesting!


    Miss Ding hasn''t finished yet: "do you think you can do whatever you want because you are famous? I tell you, it''s difficult to work here. Next time, I''ll tell you the leader! The host is great? CCTV doesn''t lack anything, especially the host."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned, and reheman was also stunned.


    Li Tiezhu tried to stop: "teacher, I..."


    Mr. Ding is a tall, thin, middle-aged man. He patted Li Tiezhu and said softly, "go in, Tiezhu! Don''t deal with such unreliable hosts in the future. He knows that the rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala is nervous and takes you to wander around. When a spring festival gala host, he doesn''t know his last name."


    Li Tiezhu was pushed in and greeted the dancers. There was no room for explanation.


    Reherman''s heart was still frozen in his face, and he incredibly pointed to himself: "me? Teacher, I didn''t..."


    Miss Ding: "don''t quibble! Don''t I know who you are? Everyone is in the same stage. Can''t you say that Li Tiezhu is wandering by himself? He is so honest and diligent that he will act like you?"


    Reherman: "no, I, he''s lost. I brought him..."


    Miss Ding: "treat me as a three-year-old? I tell you, your attitude is wrong! How can you still be modest? I told you not to fool around with Xiao SA, but you wouldn''t listen. Go, go!"


    Rehuman: "but I..."


    Teacher Ding waved his hand: "go! Don''t let me see you today, especially when I see you harassing Li Tiezhu."


    Reherman is extremely sad and angry, but he doesn''t dare to be angry. Lao Ding is much higher than him in terms of seniority, professional title and status. What can he do, or the elders who watched him grow up? I can only bear it!


    Sure enough, it must be bad to be with Li Tiezhu!


    Li Tiezhu humbly greeted the dancers and came to teacher Ding with a low eyebrow.


    He knew Mr. Ding on the program the year before last. It was also the dance he arranged for Li Tiezhu. Although it was simple, it didn''t wrestle. It was also a miracle in the history of Li Tiezhu''s dance.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m sorry, Miss Ding. I lost my way today. I''ve been looking for it for a long time. Fortunately, I met uncle reherman..."


    Teacher Ding shook his head: "iron pillar! You don''t have to excuse him. I don''t know what he is like? The boy is still out of tune after thirty-five or six... Well, I know you are kind-hearted. I don''t blame him, okay? Don''t deal with him in the future."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... OK! Thank you, teacher."


    Teacher Ding picked up the tablet and asked Li Tiezhu, "do you know what song you want to sing in the Spring Festival Gala?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know! The staff told me about" have money to go home for the new year "and" compendium of Materia Medica. "


    Teacher Ding called out the dance design scheme to show Li Tiezhu: "Look... You can''t understand it. There are two styles. The first song is accompanied by dancers dressed up by migrant workers, and the latter is a national style dance, with a plot of your cross dressing in the middle. As for the dance, I have designed the simplest and safest way for you. You can''t wrestle. You can learn it well..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded repeatedly, although he didn''t understand much.


    Then, the dizzy Li Tiezhu was pushed to rehearse. He practiced walking first, then action, and then kept adjusting and optimizing.


    Generally speaking, Li Tiezhu has few links in dancing. Most of them just keep up with the rhythm and steps of the dancers. Just wave and turn around. In fact, the dancers have practiced the dance movements a few days ago. Today, they actually come to practice with Li Tiezhu.


    The difficult part of the whole performance is only the cross dressing link in the middle, and Lao Ding also told Li Tiezhu that today''s rehearsal will not assess this item, and later special time will be arranged for Li Tiezhu to practice cross dressing.


    It can be said that Li Tiezhu is treated very favorably.


    After practicing for most of the day, Li Tiezhu''s efficiency is really not high, which makes the dancers tired, but Lao Ding doesn''t blame Li Tiezhu, because he knows that Li Tiezhu works hard, but he is simply not talented.


    This kind of person is much better than those who have talent but don''t work hard, such as rehuman


    The rehearsal time passed quickly and soon ushered in the rehearsal.


    Having this lunch box in the rehearsal room, Li Tiezhu said gratefully to teacher Ding: "thank you, teacher. I''ll try to behave better and not let this program be brushed down."


    Teacher Ding said, "you can perform normally. Your program won''t be brushed off."


    Li Tiezhu said he did not understand.


    Mr. Ding didn''t say either. He hurried to eat a box lunch and left. As the dance director of the Spring Festival Gala, he was also one of the judges during the rehearsal.


    Today is the second rehearsal of the Spring Festival Gala. It is also a full element rehearsal, which will determine the general composition of the whole program.


    Li Tiezhu appeared in the middle, singing well and dancing in general.


    Therefore, it also caused severe criticism from the directors, dance beauty, visual effects and other persons in charge of various sectors, and gave a basket of modification opinions and standard requirements. However, no one said to take away the program.


    Li Tiezhu accepted the guidance with an open mind and patted his chest on the spot to show his efforts to do his best.


    After the rehearsal, when Li Tiezhu took off his makeup and left the CCTV building, it was almost twelve o''clock.


    He drove with lengba to have a snack. In the face of Li Tiezhu''s strong invitation, Yi Xing just declined. He didn''t come to be a light bulb.


    "Mr. Li Tiezhu, did you have a good rehearsal today? You''re so good, you must have no problem?"


    Lengba sat in the co pilot''s seat and asked demurely.


    Li Tiezhu said powerlessly, "hot pot, barbecue and instant boiled mutton are the same."


    Lengba: "it''s your expense! I can do anything. Just decide. It''s a great honor to have dinner with a superstar like you. How dare I be picky?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "shit! Don''t eat!"


    After that, Li Tiezhu turned around at the intersection and galloped away.


    Lengba: "why not? Did I offend you?"


    "Shut up!"


    "No, where are you taking me now?"


    "Go home."


    "That won''t work, sir. Our relationship is not enough to visit each other. It will cause trouble for you and me."


    "Are you special..."


    "Why curse? Mr. Li Tiezhu, please respect yourself! Besides, aren''t you afraid of your fiancee''s anger when you take me home?"


    The car quickly drove back to the villa. After parking the car, Li Tiezhu pulled lengba down and dragged her into the house.


    "What are you doing? Let me go! Mr. Li Tiezhu, if you do this again, I''ll call the police!"


    Lengba struggled with little strength and voice.


    Li Tiezhu threw lengba into the room.


    Songzhu''er looked curiously at lengba, who pretended to struggle: "didn''t you say eating candlelight dinner? Why did you come back so soon?"


    Lengba: "Miss Song is here, too. That''s great! Your fiance forced me back to your house when I expressed strong opposition. I suspect he has an evil intention towards me! I hope you take good care of him. I''m not easy to provoke lengba."


    Songzhuer looked contemptuous: "what ghost? Is the cat crazy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s been like this all day. It''s weird."


    Lengba looked at songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu and proudly raised her delicate chin: "I declare again, please don''t use the insulting title of cat, and let me go immediately. I will use all necessary means to safeguard my safety and reputation!"


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and looked at songzhu''er.


    Songzhuer said, "do her! I''ll close the door."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, picked up lengba on his shoulder and walked upstairs.


    Lengba said, "my God! Are you crazy? Please stop your illegal behavior immediately, otherwise you will pay a huge price..."


    Songzhuer closed the door, took a lot of snacks and fruits from the downstairs refrigerator, and then turned off the light and went upstairs.


    At this time, lengba was already crying. She was gasping for breath by Li Tiezhu in the living room, and continued to perform stubbornly: "ow... Li Tiezhu, please stop your QJ behavior immediately, eh... This is immoral, oh, ah... Be gentle... You get my body, you won''t get my soul, ah... Don''t turn... Sobbing..."


    Songzhuer showed a strange smile, ha! The cat really can play! Where''s my weapon?


    The next morning.


    Lengba pasted five band aids on her knees, walked vanity to the table and said proudly, "I won''t give in!"


    Matsushita: "come here quickly, or the dough will be broken."


    Lengba: "Oh, OK."


    Li Tiezhu has finished eating, holding his mobile phone and staring at lengba silently, because in wechat, her "captive cat" has been changed to "rebellious little wild cat". Last night, lengba changed it with Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone. She said she found that captive is a typo, and the correct way is to keep it.


    After eating the noodles, lengba left and said to Li Tiezhu, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, I believe it was your impulse last night. Seeing that you are still young, I forgive you. I hope you won''t make crazy tests on the edge of breaking the law and committing crimes in the future, and the sky is wide..."


    "I''m NIMA!"


    Li Tiezhu was so angry that she turned over and knelt on the ground. Lengba immediately gave Tiezhu a verbal warning for half an hour and cried.

 Chapter 626

    Out of the house, Li Tiezhu drove lengba away. After all, the villa area is very large. If he walks too slowly, he is easy to be bumped into. In order to reduce the trouble, Li Tiezhu drove lengba outside, and then she took a taxi back to the hotel by herself.


    In the car, lengba wears loose hair, masks, sunglasses and cap. These are routine operations.


    "At the end of the year, are you still busy?"


    Li Tiezhu asked.


    Lengba said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, this is my personal affair. It has nothing to do with you. You know so well what you want to do?"


    Li Tiezhu is now used to her new way of playing.


    He said, "I''ll see if there is any overlap in our work arrangements and time. I''ll see you then."


    Lengba said, "Li Tiezhu, from last night to today, you have caused serious damage to my body and psychology. Although it''s very comfortable... I still want to warn you! Don''t have unrealistic illusions. Lengba won''t be slaughtered. This time I think you''re the first offender. I''ll spare you for once. If there''s another time..."


    "How about next time?"


    "Next time, I''ll forgive you for committing a crime for the second time... Pooh... Hum!"


    "Really... I convinced you."


    "I know you will attend the premiere of Kung Fu in the East China Sea on the evening of February 3. I was also in the East China Sea that day, but I warn you not to harass me! Otherwise, don''t blame me for being rude."


    "All right, get your collar ready."


    "I don''t understand what you''re talking about. Mr. Li Tiezhu, please respect yourself!"


    "No, cat, what do you think? What''s the tone? Rabbit smashing?"


    "It has nothing to do with others. This is the strict requirement of our company for me. It is said that I have a strange relationship with you. Therefore, I want to draw a clear line with you. I am such a serious and serious cat in public or in private!"


    "Oh, what sister Mi said?"


    "Yes, my boss is very powerful. Please don''t misjudge the situation! Take care of yourself!"


    "That''s it. There''s no one here."


    Li Tiezhu parked his car on the side of the road and said to lengba that he really should avoid the limelight during this period of time.


    Lengba was stunned: "ah? So fast? Cough... I hope you learn a lesson and don''t do similar things again!"


    Li Tiezhu: "goodbye, cat! Wechat contact, wronged you."


    Lengba got out of the car and said stubbornly, "I won''t bow to evil forces."


    Li Tiezhu: "kneel down."


    Lengba: "meow ~"


    Watching Li Tiezhu''s black car disappear on the open road, lengba couldn''t help jumping around, took out her mobile phone and began to ask the assistant to pick it up. Looking at the gray sky, lengba was in a colorful mood. Look at the excitement of the master last night. This move is really extraordinary!


    Or sister Mi knows men!


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    In the next two weeks, Li Tiezhu attended two roadshows of "Kung Fu" and "people in the embarrassing way", took two commercials, reviewed his lessons nonstop, and rehearsed sketches when he returned to school, so that he became a top in half a month.


    Finally, Nortel''s exam was over, and Li Tiezhu barely passed with just the right results... Which also impressed counselor Lu Bo.


    Li Tiezhu, who asked for the most and the most stupid leave, passed the exam. Why did song Zhuer, Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei fail? Wu Lei, in particular, actually hung up three subjects! It''s unbearable.


    Wu Lei''s excuse is that he was busy rehearsing the Spring Festival Gala and was sprayed back by Lu Bo at that time.


    What''s so strange about the Spring Festival Gala? Five students in my class have participated in the Spring Festival Gala. Am I proud? No, not this. Li Tiezhu also participated in the Spring Festival Gala, made two films and was going to a roadshow. What happened to him?


    Wu Lei is also lost in thought. Did... That Han PI secretly study behind my back? It must be!


    Anyway, the second semester of Beijing Radio and Television University is over, and there are more than two weeks before the Chinese New Year.


    Li Tiezhu is even busier. "Kung Fu" and "people in an embarrassing way" have been put on file. Kung Fu was released on February 4, the 30th of the lunar new year. "People in the embarrassing way" was released on February 6, the second day of the new year.


    Originally, some people in the company proposed that "people in the embarrassing way" be released a week in advance to avoid blockbusters such as Kung Fu and grab a wave of box office in advance. Everyone thought this move was very good.


    However, the news that crazy aliens and wandering earth were released in advance came. It seems that heroes think alike. Everyone is afraid of Zhou Xingxing!


    Kung Fu is terrible for people in the embarrassing way, but the other two films are also very difficult, so I''ll give up the file adjustment and let it be fate.


    Next, he has to participate in three variety shows to advertise "people in the embarrassing way", and also participate in some roadshows and the premiere of two films, including the seventh issue of "Chinese good songs" on January 2, and finally... The Spring Festival Gala on the evening of February 4.


    The most important thing is that after the Spring Festival Gala, the next day is the premiere of "people in the embarrassing way", and immediately after that, it is the eighth issue of "Chinese good songs".


    Judging from the schedule that songzhuer arranged for her, there was no day off.


    On the morning of January 20, Li Tiezhu went out with his suitcase.


    He will fly to Jinling to participate in the masked singer, then the king to Wang and the happy camp, and then the film roadshow in eastern Guangdong and Shudu. He has been working hard all week.


    Recently, he has been very idle. "Is it going to be too tired?" he said.


    Li Tiezhu, who has a new goal, is very firm: "it doesn''t matter, just a little more time on the road, but it can be used to sleep. The roadshow is very simple, and you''re not tired on the program. It''s much easier to do this business than moving bricks. If you''re bored, go with me?"


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "forget it, the new year is coming soon. Brother Meng and I will give the year-end bonus to the employees of the company, and then hold a lively group construction activity to reward everyone! When the employees have a holiday, I can accompany you."


    "Don''t be too lucky and bitter. There are so many executives in the company."


    "Don''t worry, running errands has a cute brother, giving advice and a rabbit smashing. I''m not tired."


    "Then I''ll go first."


    "Uh - huh, call if you have something."


    "OK."


    Li Tiezhu dragged the box away.


    Songzhu''er pursed his mouth. He always felt that Li Tiezhu was too hard for himself. He looked distressed.


    She is not in a good mood, especially when she thinks of those who slander Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu''s current achievements are all made by hard work.


    For example, one day before, I ran 5000 meters in the morning to practice morning skills, took advertisements in the morning, took the high-speed railway to Luzhou at noon, participated in the road show of Kung Fu in the afternoon, and flew back to Kyoto in the evening to prepare for the final exam the next day. On the plane, Li Tiezhu has been reviewing.


    Back to the empty living room on the first floor, songzhuer picked up the landline next to the sofa and dialed an old friend.


    Everyone, there is always an object you want to talk to when you are down. Maybe he is not around you, but he is very important.


    After a while, there came a voice: "hello? Who?"


    Pine and bamboo soft dada said, "Grass Mud Horse Moda!"


    Opposite: "you... Pine bamboo? Is my NIMA finished..."


    Matsushita: "ha, fool! I''m in a bad mood. It''s better to scold you, grass mud horse! Grass Mud Horse!"


    After scolding, he hung up the phone decisively. Songzhuer smiled knowingly and cleared the haze in his heart. Adults should know how to adjust their mood and embrace life with a full and positive attitude anytime, anywhere!


    Since learning the Grass Mud Horse method, songzhuer''s mild depression has never recurred.


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    At noon, Li Tiezhu was playing chess with an old man in a lounge backstage of Southern Jiangsu TV station. This old man was the player who appeared with him in this issue of masked singer.


    Uncle: "general!"


    Li Tiezhu, no Shuai: "is it interesting to go in the future?"


    Uncle: "take a taxi again! Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. Now he has only one handsome man, one soldier and one car, and all the cars and horses opposite him.


    "No handsome."


    "Hey, kill the car!"


    "Arch pawn."


    "Waves in waves in waves ~ I still sing original songs on this program. What do you think?"


    "Serious people who sing other people''s songs."


    Tengger secretly jumped on the horse and trampled on the pawn: "what''s this song like? Let me hear it?"


    Li Tiezhu is a pawn again. He has no chess to go. Uncle is playing with him.


    "Why?"


    "Kill a pawn! I''m your uncle!"


    "Oh! No handsome."


    "General!"


    General Tengger waved his car, and Li Tiezhu was about to die.


    Li Tiezhu calmly flew Shuai out of four squares and ate Tengger''s car: "want to hear? I''ll rehearse you later."


    Tengger handed me another gun: "if it sounds good, sing to me. The old songs in the music world have been almost destroyed recently. I want to change something new."


    Li Tiezhu ate the gun: "general!"


    With a handsome general, pure cheating.


    Teng Gore doesn''t care. Anyway, in the small park next to the villa area in Kyoto, he often plays chess with Li Tiezhu. He kills Li Tiezhu every time.


    This time, in order to listen to the new song, the old man directly counted him as the winner.


    After a while, the staff informed Li Tiezhu that it was time for rehearsal.


    Li Tiezhu packed up his mood to sing this new song. The arrangement and soundtrack have already been done.


    Even the frugal Li Tiezhu, who accidentally found this song in the system, did not hesitate to buy it directly, and even did not consider the opportunity to buy it on the Chinese good song.


    Some songs, it''s worth it!


    Li Tiezhu changed Altman''s clothes, followed the staff to the stage, and was startled by the monster on the side before he appeared on the stage:


    "Hey, what kind of chicken is this?"


    Staff: "it''s huluwa."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know it''s Hulu baby, but where did you get Hulu baby? Isn''t it my rehearsal?"


    Huluwa jumped over and said, "I''m still your uncle. I''ll listen to your new song."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    You are really my uncle!


    I''m impressed!


    After a while, the music sounded, and the gourd baby danced with the music, charming.


    Li Tiezhu''s song sounded, deep and ethereal:


    I look up at the stars you''ve seen


    Meet again through a hundred years of time and space


    The smile before you turned around


    I know


    I look up at the stars you''ve seen


    The earth has changed time and space


    The red you left swaying in the wind


    In the heart


    at heart


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    Happy birthday!


    Only this touch of red, dare to say to the world: "didn''t you expect? For a hundred years, I''m still your uncle!"

 Chapter 627

    As soon as Li Tiezhu finished singing, huluwa jumped onto the stage. Of course, he fell. I don''t know whether it was because his head was too heavy or the ground was too slippery.


    "You''d better take your head off? Sir, it looks scary."


    Li Tiezhu and the staff helped tenger up.


    Tenger said, "no, I haven''t rehearsed yet."


    Li Tiezhu: "who told you to wear a full suit to the rehearsal? You don''t have to change your clothes and headgear in the rehearsal."


    With the help of the staff, Tengger took his head off: "no one told me. I saw you put on Altman. I thought everyone had to change their clothes and headgear in rehearsal. I thought this program was quite rigorous."


    Li Tiezhu: "rigorous fart, the loophole of this program is bigger than that of the ozone layer."


    The staff on one side were embarrassed. Li Tiezhu, are you special... Is this scolding a bald donkey with a big horn in the temple?


    Teng Gore nodded and said happily, "pillar, that song just sounds good. Lend me some fun?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "what if I don''t borrow it?"


    Tenger: "then I''ll go on the penguin program. They can still play with your copyright."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "then ask me a fart?"


    The copyright of all Li Tiezhu''s songs belongs to him, but because the company has a special contract with Penguin culture, penguin''s variety shows can use Li Tiezhu''s music. Of course, you have to pay.


    Tengger said curiously, "what''s your name?"


    "Dislocation of time and space", written for the 100 years of the May 4th movement this year. "


    "Oh! I said."


    "How long have you been writing?"


    "It was written on January 1. Later, I was too busy. It took more than half a month to make the arrangement and accompaniment."


    Li Tiezhu answered truthfully.


    This song is a special song given by the system when the first day of 2019 comes. Li Tiezhu spent 3 intelligence points to buy it. Knowing that the judges of "good Chinese songs" would not give him such common keywords, they didn''t intend to keep the song. They sang it while they were on "masked singer".


    Come to people''s programs to advertise, can''t you show some sincerity?


    Tenger thief Xi leaned over: "otherwise, let''s sing the song" misplaced time and space "together. Sir, I''ll help you advertise."


    Li Tiezhu: "do I need to advertise my song?"


    Tenger said, "I mean, you''re here to advertise your two films?"


    Li Tiezhu fell into a deep thought. What he said also has a certain reason. Anyway, he came out to sing with him. What''s the capital to sing!


    For the sake of advertising effect, we should really make some gimmicks.


    A good song is not interesting enough.


    Why don''t you try?


    Anyway, it''s impossible to be handsome in masked singer. I was disgraced last time. I''m afraid I''ll be embarrassed again with my IQ attribute.


    "Instant boiled mutton?"


    "Two meals."


    "Deal!"


    "You''re welcome, sir. It''s my pleasure for you to sing with me. What else do you want? Just two meals. Don''t cheat. OK, I''ll discuss with the program director..."


    Li Tiezhu and uncle reached a deal.


    A staff member asked tenger quietly, "why do you invite him to dinner? Many people want to sing with you, but they can''t get a number."


    Tengger shook his head: "this is your ignorance. Unexpectedly, he and songzhuer cheated you eight times of instant boiled mutton last year. They ate it at my house twice, and songzhuer gave me wine. I don''t know how to lose the meal... Since you will be fooled sooner or later, why don''t you take the initiative? Be natural and unrestrained in life!"


    As expected, the program team agreed to the proposal of Li Tiezhu and tenger chorus, and sent someone to help them adapt songs.


    This is not a serious music program, but an entertainment variety program with music as a gimmick. The most troublesome thing for the program team is to be creative and make gimmicks. Now, the two most famous guests of this program take the initiative to do something. How can they refuse?


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s rehearsal alone became a rehearsal of two people.


    Originally, according to the arrangement of the program group, Li Tiezhu and Tengger sang an old song familiar to everyone in the first round. They sang alone in the second round, and Li Tiezhu would bring new songs.


    But obviously, the new chorus songs are more eye-catching. Anyway, Li Tiezhu has many songs. What he likes to sing in the second round!


    During the rehearsal, uncle Tengger was very excited and worthy of being the king of destroying songs. Bad ideas one by one, Li Tiezhu argued in front of him, and later he released himself. And took out some elements of the video version of the song bought in the system.


    In the evening, after dinner, six singers made up backstage and began to record the program. Li Tiezhu and tenger were in a room.


    Several other singers came to greet Li Tiezhu and cast sympathetic eyes on Li Tiezhu.


    As we all know, when Li Tiezhu was preparing to solo, he brought a great original song. As a result, tenggor pressed people with his old qualifications and forced him to sing this song with Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu, who had always been domineering, finally fell over.


    Everyone knows Tengger''s destructive power, so... Everyone loves it.


    Li Tiezhu also met an old acquaintance here - Yi Xiaomao.


    He''s here to be a big guest.


    "Brother Zhu... Be strong!"


    Yi Xiaomao also sympathizes with Li Tiezhu. Brother Zhu came to play movies. The old man is really making trouble.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know where to go: "it''s OK. I''m a little busy. I''ll be fine after the new year. I heard there''s a concert? If I''m in Kyoto, I can be a guest."


    Yi Xiaomao has developed smoothly in the past two years. Although he is not as bright as Li Tiezhu, he has completely transformed into an important force of the original session in the mainland, which is stronger than Zhao Liya.


    He has always been in touch with Li Tiezhu and is often taken care of by Li Tiezhu, such as taking him to the mushroom house.


    Therefore, Yi Xiaomao couldn''t help but be moved when he heard the speech and scratched his head with a red face: "thank you! My team said that if I couldn''t afford you, I would lose money."


    Li Tiezhu said, "fart! I''m here. You can sell more tickets."


    It''s no exception.


    Yi Xiaomao won''t be angry. After thinking about it, he suddenly opened his mind: "roar to me ~"


    Tengger poked: "and me, Xiao Mao, I like your song very much. Please ask me to destroy... Sing your song when you are free?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "no, sir, I don''t deserve it!"


    Soon, the program recording began.


    One of the two singers who first appeared entered the next round, and Yi Xiaomao was naturally guessed out and invited to be a big guest by four tutors of the guessing group. That''s what the script is written.


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn and tenger''s turn.


    Host Li Hao said: "next, it''s great. The two guests brought an original song!"


    The audience was very restless at the right time.


    The tutors of the guess and evaluation group are also very good at acting.


    "Original? Who will come to our program to sing original?"


    "Are you crazy, this man?"


    "Hey? Is it possible that new people will come to play songs?"


    "Anyway, this is the first original song of our program. We still need to encourage it."


    "Do you want to encourage me to sing badly?"


    "The original songs that can be sung by our program are generally not bad."


    "Then we''ll ask our big guest, Yi Xiaomao. Do you know who the two singers who brought the original songs are?"


    Yi Xiaomao nodded demurely and said, "I don''t know."


    Yang you, the special assistant, shouted, "Hey! Why do you nod when you say you don''t know? Do you know or don''t know? Your subconscious actions show that you know, right?"


    The tutor of the guess evaluation group also looked curiously.


    Yi Xiaomao: "I know, but the director asked me to say I don''t know. You''re so strange. We made up together backstage. Why don''t you know?"


    Yang you is confused. This product blew up the whole program!


    The teacher hurriedly sang the original song: "Lulu... What, it''s such a thing! Where''s our big guest? He... No, I''ll make up for it. I can''t poke out the routine of our program... He, i... forget it! Director, cut off this paragraph. Xiao Mao, you''re answering again."


    Yi Xiaomao: "I don''t know who it is. I nod because my head is... Heavy."


    The teacher was dumb: "ah! It''s also very reasonable. Let''s listen to the next original song! Look at my sweat."


    Yi Xiaomao smiled modestly: "you sweat too much. You spend too much makeup. Do you want to stop making up?"


    Big teacher: "


    The audience roared with laughter and the goods became columnar.


    Host Li Hao decisively invited two singing guests: "next, let''s have affectionate singing guests'' believe in the light ''and'' grandpa let go of my goblin ''to bring you the first original song in the history of masked singer -" misplaced time and space. "


    Four staff members came up with an Altman and a gourd baby.


    Tao Biluo, the frog man, said strangely: "I know it''s Altman. What cartoon image is'' grandpa let go of my goblin ''? I haven''t seen it!"


    Big teacher: "this is our domestic classic animation. It tells the story of seven grandchildren breaking up the wonderful love between an old grandfather and a beautiful goblin."


    Tao Biluo wondered, "really?"


    Qi Xian said, "don''t believe him. He''s full of nonsense. This is Hulu wa."


    At this time, the music sounded, and the guess and comment group was as quiet as the audience. Of course, it was only temporary.


    "Grandpa let go of my goblin" picked up the microphone, but instead of singing, he said to the music: "a hundred years ago, the domestic political situation was chaotic and the people were in great pain."


    ''believe in the light'' paused and said, "lose your fantasy and get ready to fight!"


    It''s actually burning.


    But Yi Xiaomao burst out laughing and blushed, because brother Zhu''s voice recognition is too high


    The big teacher looked at Yi Xiaomao: "this must be cut off! Such a positive song, smile... It''s not appropriate."


    Yi Xiaomao''s face is redder.


    On the stage, ''believe in light'' began to sing:


    You were my age that year


    Young as a green song


    But to create the new world of dreams.


    You turned and hurried into the wind and rain


    The song did not fall, the sound of wind and rain was loud, and the desolation of history came to my face.


    The audience applauded.


    The tutors of the guess and evaluation group also nodded one after another. These four sentences can reflect the level, and they can''t be written casually. There is no doubt that his singing is too recognizable. We are too lazy to guess. Old acquaintances, we''d better concentrate on listening to the song.

 Chapter 628

    While "believe in the light" was singing, "Grandpa let go of my goblin" was not idle. He continued to read the dialogue in a low voice according to the rehearsal rhythm:


    "We have the responsibility to lead the people in the struggle and let the Chinese people live a happy life."


    With the lyrics and monologues, it is self-evident what this song writes.


    All the people who listened carefully.


    Of course, the discussion of the guessing and commenting group is still necessary for the effect of the program.


    "Sounds good!"


    "This voice is too blatant, isn''t it? Don''t you disguise it?"


    "Yes, it treats us as deaf."


    "This man vomited bubbles last year."


    "Let him vomit again this year?"


    There is no doubt that the reminders of Yi Xiaomao''s laughter field and the big teacher were cut off when the program was officially broadcast.


    When playing this song, even if Yi Xiaomao only ridicules Li Tiezhu, he will be misunderstood. Moreover, the program "masked singer" will also be boycotted.


    Of course, the program team won''t make such a mistake.


    Therefore, the audience saw the purest singing. From the two monologues of tenggore and Li Tiezhu to the first four sentences of the song, many people have been immersed in it.


    The bullet screen can best represent the voice of the audience:


    "This song is different."


    "A hundred years ago, the domestic political situation was chaotic and the people were in great pain."


    "Goose bumps."


    "Listen to the melody..."


    "Blind guess'' believe in light ''is Li Tiezhu!"


    "Did you look at the back?"


    "Spoiler dog, get out!"


    "Lying trough, it''s serious brother! I knew I had closed the barrage to see."


    "How dare you open the barrage when watching this program?"


    "Don''t you drive, too?"


    "What the hell? Can you guess the sound? As soon as you open your mouth, you know it''s Li Tiezhu."


    "It''s a pity. This song should be" good Chinese songs. "


    In the program, the off-stage guessing and commenting groups also tried to show a serious appearance, including two artists from the dead frog, although they didn''t really understand it.


    The big teacher frowned and looked nervous. Of course he knew that huluwa was Tengger. It was because he knew that he was nervous.


    Don''t spoil this song, sir!


    You can''t play!


    On the contrary, the director team is very calm because they have heard the rehearsal version.


    How could the uncle from the national team make such a low-level mistake?


    I saw that "Grandpa let go of my goblin" followed, singing with his very personal characteristics:


    I see thousands of lovely you


    Don''t turn back and run to the depths of the smoke


    How many youthful figures disappear at night


    In exchange for dawn


    In particular, these last four words, whether in breath, enunciation, or his unique skills, are becoming weaker and stronger, are too symbolic.


    This time, Li Tiezhu is reading a monologue. After one and a half years of study by Nortel, his line skills are not too bad:


    "When they leave the research room, they go to prison. If they all go to prison, the prison becomes a research room."


    The audience began to applaud, some with red eyes.


    The guessing and commenting groups applauded and... Smiled and shook their heads.


    "This is to treat us as deaf, Li Tie... Still respect us!"


    "Too strong, this is too strong!"


    "My hair stands up..."


    "An exciting song."


    The barrage is simple:


    "Tenger!"


    "Don''t ruin the song this time?"


    "Narrator tears eyes!"


    "Shit! Watching a masked song will also see you cry."


    "Li Tiezhu''s song is so good to cry."


    Bang!


    A gunshot shook the hearts of many listeners.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu can see the video version in the system, but he doesn''t know what film and television drama it is, and he can''t present it. But Li Tiezhu was shocked by this version, so he tried to start with sound effects and narration.


    He thought it would weaken the impact of the song, but it didn''t.


    Many of tenggore''s opinions were rejected by the program group and the arranger, while Li Tiezhu''s suggestions were all retained.


    Li Tiezhu:


    I look up at the stars you''ve seen


    Meet again through a hundred years of time and space


    The smile before you turned around (white: I''m determined to be strong for my country now)


    I understand (white: and the happiness of the people, at the expense of everything)


    Tenger:


    I look up at the stars you''ve seen


    The earth has changed time and space


    The red you left swaying in the wind


    In the heart


    Heart (white: the taste of truth)


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    Everyone was fascinated when they listened. The audience stopped clapping and cheering. The guess and evaluation team also fell silent and just enjoyed it quietly.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing is ethereal and penetrating.


    Tengger''s voice is full of power and shakes people''s hearts like a Warhammer.


    Soon, a song was finished.


    Li Tiezhu also finished his final monologue: "this is not only our choice, but also the choice of history."


    Pop pop


    The audience stood up and applauded, and others shouted:


    "Li Tiezhu, good job!"


    "Tenger cow force."


    "Long live!"


    Of course, these sounds were eliminated later.


    In contrast, the teachers of the guess and comment group understood the position of the program group better. Under the leadership of the big teacher, everyone stood up and applauded. In fact, when the last few sentences were sung, everyone stood up.


    Big teacher: "Wow! I''m beginning to doubt my talent now, you know? I thought I was a genius until I heard pop songs and could write and sing like this..."


    Qi Xian: "you don''t have to! Compared with him, no one is a genius. Keep your mind."


    Yi Xiaomao nodded: "yes! People die more than people."


    The big teacher looked at Yi Xiaomao: "do you think I''m better than him, am I dead or is he dead?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "you die."


    Tao Biluo: "ha ha! Do you know who he is?"


    Qi Xian countered, "how is it possible? He hides so well. How can we tell who he is?"


    Yang You sniffed, "can''t you hear it?"


    Qi Xian: "can you hear it?"


    Yang yousec understood: "this... I don''t seem to hear it. It''s too deep!"


    Host Li Hao came to the stage and stood next to the two guests and said, "thank you very much for your wonderful singing. Unexpectedly, the first original song of our masked singer is Wang Zao. What I want to tell you is that this song was written by the ''believe in light'' for 100 years of the May 4th movement, and his works are as bright as his name."


    Li Tiezhu has used a sound transformer: "thank you."


    Li Hao asked, "why did you choose to sing original songs on this stage?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "tell the truth?"


    Li Hao: "of course."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t sing other people''s songs, because I seldom sing, especially learning other people''s songs."


    Off the stage, Qi Xian asked, "why? Aren''t you a singer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I am."


    The big teacher said, "then why don''t you sing other people''s songs? Do you look down on it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, mainly... Serious people who have nothing to sing!"


    Big teacher: "poof... You... You cow!"


    The audience was also dumbfounded. Li Tiezhu was still as simple as ever and chatted again.


    Who knows, the "Grandpa let go of my goblin" gloated: "ha ha! You''re exposed! You''re exposed!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Geese, geese..."


    "Ow, ow, ow..."


    The audience and the guessing group immediately laughed at the sound of boiling the kettle. Sir, you and Li Tiezhu are half as good as each other. How can you be confident and laugh at others?


    These two people are famous landlords.


    The barrage is unbearable:


    "Tenger has gone too far!"


    "I''ve exposed myself, ha ha..."


    "Both of them are honey confident and think they hide well."


    "Iron pillar has been here once. Why is it like this?"


    "He came a hundred times the same."


    "This song really surprised me, and their coquettish operation surprised me."


    "Come and see Han Han, two."


    Li Hao, the host, couldn''t help asking, "who do you think is better disguised?"


    Tengger said, "of course it''s me. His voice can be heard at once, and the song is written so... Right? Hey!"


    Li Tiezhu retorted, "Sir, I''m still too young! I came to this program once. This time my voice was disguised. Didn''t you hear my falsetto?"


    Off the stage, Qi Xian said, "I heard it! There are obvious hidden traces."


    Li Tiezhu: "right? Can''t you guess?"


    Qi Xian: "I can''t guess who you are!"


    Then Tengger kicked Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu knocked on Tengger''s brain bag and made an empty sound.


    Li Hao quickly stopped the two people from fighting each other: "stop, two. Now, let each guess and comment group teacher ask a question."


    The teacher said, "let me ask you, do you... Love your hall?"


    Then, the members of the guessing group laughed and the audience laughed too.


    Tengger is still dying: "is the hall a living room? I don''t have a living room."


    The big teacher continued: "there is no living room. Is your home a yurt? So, are you a Mongolian singer?"


    Tengger: "ah? No! No! I''m 18 years old. I''m still in college. I live in a dormitory and have no living room. Don''t I just ask one question? He''s a foul."


    Li Hao: "you can also choose not to answer the second question."


    Tenger: "


    Qi Xian: "Li... Bah! ''believe in the light''. You are so busy at the end of the year. Do you have time to participate in our program? Answer me, do you have... Kung Fu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Kung Fu."


    "Woo..."


    The audience cheered loudly.


    Yi Xiaomao also asked: "believe in light. Did you come by plane? If you open the window, will it be cool?"


    "Hahaha..."


    Ridicule from the audience, which is the plot of the trailer of "people in an embarrassing way".


    Li Tiezhu: "you are not allowed to ask questions."


    Tao Biluo: "''Believe in light '', can you... Spit bubbles?"


    Another unbridled laugh.


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    Tao Biluo: "you can lie. You don''t have to tell the truth."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! That won''t happen."


    "Er, ha ha ha..."


    The audience was going crazy with laughter. Those who had just listened to the song and didn''t cry also laughed and burst into tears.


    The big teacher and Yi Xiaomao covered their heads and laughed wildly at each other.


    Yang you was the last to speak, and a Xichuan saying came: "Xian ren''er, you must not be Li Tiezhu, right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''m not as handsome as him."


    (there are only two shifts today)

 Chapter 629

    "I''m not as handsome as him!"


    "Woo ~"


    The audience is not large, and mostly young girls. They are fashionable and beautiful, with high technology, and their body is salted in various cosmetics and perfume, but they are also down to earth.


    The main reason is that Li Tiezhu''s performance in Yunde society is too fussy and spread too widely.


    If Li Tiezhu had a trace of humble stubbornness before, the boos all over the room made him completely desperate!


    Why


    I covered it up so carefully, why was I found out?


    Tenger jumped up with a smile: "ha ha ha... I said you were found!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you laughing at? You''re exposed."


    Tenger: "impossible! I''m not red, they can''t guess."


    "Woo ~"


    With the same voice, the audience forced the uncle to the edge of the cliff.


    Sir, do you have any misunderstanding about yourself?


    You''re not red yet?


    Teng Gore was stunned, and the huge gourd baby''s head shook around: "this... Unscientific."


    Li Hao said, "OK, two guests. It''s not important for the audience to guess. What''s important is whether the jury can guess. Next, it''s time for you to show your talents. Who will come first?"


    Tenger: "let those who spit bubbles come first."


    Li Hao: "Li Tiezhu, no, ''believe in the light''. You come first? Be careful when taking off the mask. Don''t expose it again."


    He not only shouted his name, but also mentioned the black history of the last direct appearance.


    Li Tiezhu had given up his sophistry and said, "don''t worry! I won''t expose it. My mask today is embedded and integrated with the whole headgear. If I don''t take off the headgear, it''s difficult to open it by hand. The propsman said it''s worth thousands."


    Eager to try, Tengger reached out and pulled Li Tiezhu''s mask: "really? Let me see... Oh! It''s more advanced than mine..."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s natural. I want to buy one... Hey! Hey!"


    Click ~


    Tengger pulled off Altman''s mask directly, and then he was stunned.


    Li Tiezhu''s face was exposed in front of everyone again. Last time I lost my head, this time I cut my mask.


    The audience and the jury were stunned.


    Host Li Hao was dumb.


    Yi Xiaomao: "isn''t this my brother Peng Yuyan?"


    Big teacher: "poof..."


    Yang you: "brother, good eyesight!"


    The program group is also very skinny and directly put Peng YuYan''s face P on Altman''s face.


    Teng Gore reacted quickly and quickly put the mask back, but he couldn''t put it on anyway. The way he and Li Tiezhu were in a hurry was very funny.


    Then, a more shameful scene happened. Yang youdeng ran onto the stage and handed a roll of transparent tape.


    Li Tiezhu is also going crazy. I think I''m serious and reserved. How can I be ashamed again?


    "Forget it!"


    Li Tiezhu not only didn''t receive the tape, but even gave the mask to Yang you. It''s really a card this time.


    Yang you: "don''t you plan to rescue again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do you think it is still necessary?"


    Yang you turned and got off the stage: "that''s not necessary."


    Li Tiezhu: "remember to give me p a mask."


    Therefore, the program team gave him Peng YuYan''s face all the time.


    Obviously, the audience and the guessing group have laughed silly. It''s the first time to see a guest collapse so much that they don''t even need a mask. Last time I came, Li Tiezhu struggled, and now he is lying flat.


    When it came to his performance, Li Tiezhu was loveless: "let me change my face in Sichuan Opera? It''s a very cool one."


    Li Hao: "can you still do that?"


    Li Tiezhu took a look at him: "no! Isn''t there a later stage of the program? Give me p a look, be handsome!"


    So he stood there and was very good in the later stage. He gave him p a set of cool face changing effects, but... Combined with the scene, it would only look more funny.


    Big teacher: "it is estimated that he will never come back to our program again. He will collapse once!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "that''s not necessarily. He''ll forget in a few days. My brother Zhu''s memory is only seven days."


    "It''s brother Peng."


    "Oh, yes, Peng Yuyan, brother Peng."


    Barrage:


    "This is probably the fate of serious brother!"


    "Although his talent amazes me, I can''t help laughing..."


    "I don''t usually laugh unless I can''t help it."


    "Teng Gore uses the nine Yin white bone claw? It will fall off as soon as he catches it."


    "These two people are so happy together."


    "Iron pillar is really stupid and cute."


    "Can you change your face?"


    "Every time Li Tiezhu can complete the sand sculpture comedy program of" masked singer. "


    "Peng Yuyan, this new song is great!"


    "Peng Yuyan changed his face so badly!"


    Later, Tengger also performed his talent. It was a set of Military Boxing, which almost twisted his waist.


    Li Hao said: "thank you for the talent show of the two guests. Next, will the jury choose double exposure or one person first?"


    Qi Xian: "shall we guess one first? Guess who?"


    Yang you: "I suggest to guess'' believe in light ''first. He hides too well. He''s not like Li Tiezhu at all. If we want to guess, we''ll guess the difficult one! I guess he''s... Liu Huade!"


    Big teacher: "hey? I guess he''s Jialin, OK? He''s very similar regardless of gender and body shape."


    "Woo ~"


    That''s too much. The audience can''t listen.


    Especially, Li Tiezhu''s face is exposed. Is it too disgusting for you? But it seems to be fun.


    Tao Biluo asked Yi Xiaomao, "Xiaomao, who do you think he is?"


    Yi Xiaomao shyly held his glasses and said shyly, "why can''t we expose our faces? I think uncle is like Guo TA and Altman is like Peng Yuyan. Poof... Anyway, there''s no loss if we can''t guess."


    Oh, roar ~


    Guess the leaders of the review group look at each other. This boy is wild enough!


    Is it not enough to hang up Li Tiezhu and whip him? And hang tenger up, too?


    "Agree!"


    "This can be."


    "No problem."


    Everyone soon agreed with Yi Xiaomao''s evil opinion.


    "Let''s invite two guests to the unveiling area!"


    "Three, two, one..."


    "It''s a pity, Pooh ha ha... Eh! It''s a pity that the guessing group guessed wrong. They are not Guo TA and Peng Yuyan."


    Li Hao felt that he was too difficult, which was simply tormenting the host.


    Big teacher: "how could it be! My God! We guessed wrong?"


    Qi Xian: "now the guests are hiding too well. It''s hard to be a guessing group, goose... It''s really hard to be a judge!"


    Yang you: "yes! You may die of laughter at any time."


    Yi Xiaomao hesitated and said, "yes, yes, it''s too difficult... Even I didn''t guess who uncle tenggore and Li Tiezhu are."


    The crowd looked at Yi Xiaomao silently, and then laughed at the same time.


    Backstage, Li Tiezhu and tenger are still complaining about each other, feeling that each other has implicated themselves.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "forget it! If you don''t care, guess it. Anyway, they don''t dare guess us in the first round. They''re waiting for us to sing the second song to improve the ratings."


    Tenger: "but... Stupid! The whole country has seen it."


    Li Tiezhu said: "as for this problem, in fact... I''ve been used to it for a long time."


    Tengger touched his bald head: "but I''m so smart."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, extremely smart."


    Next, the recording of the program continued. Soon, the second half of the program was the guest solo.


    Teng Gore, who knew he had been exposed, did not hide any more. In fact, he could not hide. He sang a song "follow you to the horizon" in a way of personal characteristics, and won the applause of the whole audience again.


    Tao Biluo praised: "this is a palace singer."


    Qi Xian said, "his singing has a kind of magic."


    Then, of course, tenger was guessed again.


    The last time I didn''t guess, in addition to the variety effect, the bigger reason was that I wanted to listen to them sing another song. If I didn''t guess this time, it would insult the audience''s IQ.


    Tenger, who was guessed, seemed unconvinced: "in fact, I can hide very well, but I was implicated by him in order to sing" misplaced time and space "with him!"


    Big teacher: "yes! It''s all Peng YuYan''s fault."


    After Teng Gore finished singing, it was Li Tiezhu''s turn to sing alone. He was not qualified to continue pretending. It would be more stupid to pretend again.


    Li Tiezhu sang the new song compendium of Materia Medica.


    From his second appearance, the program team didn''t give him P Peng YuYan''s face. The whole audience showed their faces and sang.


    After singing, Li Tiezhu said stubbornly, "if my mask hadn''t been broken by uncle, I wouldn''t have been guessed by you so easily."


    Make complaints about the regiment.


    The big teacher said, "don''t expose your face? From the first monologue in misplaced time and space, everyone knows who he is, right?"


    "Yes!"


    The audience shouted.


    Li Tiezhu frowned. It''s impossible! They must be pretending to force!


    Big teacher: "tell me loudly, who is he?"


    "Peng Yuyan!"


    The audience shouted in unison.


    Several guess and comment groups fell down with a smile, and the big teacher was still firm: "so, Peng Yuyan, are you here just to sing today?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m here to promote the film."


    Big teacher: "good! Peng Yuyan, what''s the name of your movie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "er... Let me think..."


    The main reason is that people call him Peng Yuyan. Li Tiezhu is a little flustered. The big teacher speaks too fast. He can''t keep up with the rhythm.


    "Poof..."


    Yi Xiaomao smiles again.


    Big teacher: "shall I give you a hint? The first movie is about martial arts. What is it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Kung Fu!"


    The big teacher jumped up: "the answer is correct! Peng Yuyan answered in seconds. He even knows the name of the film he starred in. It''s really great!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly, revealing stupidity in his smile.


    The audience laughed again. Since Li Tiezhu came, they haven''t seen the program seriously. They laughed very tired.


    On the stage, the big teacher asked again, "there is another film, a road film you wrote, directed and acted by yourself..."


    Li Tiezhu: "people are in an embarrassing way."


    Big teacher: "Wow! Li Tie... Peng Yuyan has learned to rush to answer! Congratulations, answer..."


    "Correct!!!"


    The audience laughed and shouted.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head, eh? I always feel that something is wrong.

 Chapter 630

    Big teachers are always skinny and wild. They hate what they are not used to and like. Their words often cross the boundary, with mixed praise and praise. Although his firepower against people is not as good as Li Tiezhu, he has a clear distinction between love and hate, but he is shameless, which is also recognized by the world.


    Therefore, the interested teacher did not intend to let Li Tiezhu go. He continued:


    "Peng Yuyan! I heard you also guest starred in two spring festival blockbusters. What are their names?"


    In fact, many of the audience are laughing. Li Tiezhu and the big teacher are two living treasures. The interactive dialogue is really strange.


    The guess and comment group is almost the same. They can''t keep up with the rhythm at all. They can only laugh.


    Li Tiezhu was confused again. He didn''t tell the program team to advertise those two. They are my competitors! If their box office is high, my box office is low. It''s not cost-effective.


    "Er... This..."


    "Can''t you remember again? It doesn''t matter. Movie emperors are like this. It''s normal that they can''t remember too many scenes. I''ll give you a hint..."


    "No! I remember the names of those two movies."


    "Wow! Really? Isn''t it easy?"


    "Hum?"


    "How dare you remember the name of your guest film? It''s so dedicated. It''s really a model for our generation! What''s the name of the bright light in the performing arts industry?"


    "I don''t want to say the names of these two films."


    "Why?"


    "Because, because... They are reactionaries!"


    "Poof..."


    The big teacher can''t carry it, and the organized other languages can''t be spoken.


    Li Tiezhu never cared about making a fool of himself and said seriously, "big teacher, I feel you are aiming at me."


    Big teacher: "hehe... No! I like you so much. Really!"


    Guess the rest of the jury laughed wildly. Your love is too heavy!


    However, this section of the program attracted controversy when it was broadcast:


    "Li Tiezhu is so funny!"


    "Can you even forget your movie name?"


    "Call him Peng Yuyan, he really dares to promise! Bah! It''s not serious at all."


    "The big teacher went too far..."


    "I feel like I''m teasing children and don''t respect each other at all."


    "The big teacher has always been like this, and he also wants to advertise Li Tiezhu''s films."


    "It always feels like teasing a fool."


    "I don''t understand how this guy feels superior in front of Li Tiezhu."


    "This paragraph is very angry."


    "With Li Tiezhu''s song just now, he shouldn''t be treated like this."


    "Wait, a serious man is not a vegetarian."


    "I always think big teachers will humiliate themselves."


    In the program, Yi Xiaomao wanted to find a step for his brother and asked, "brother Zhu, when are your two films released?"


    Li Tiezhu fell into meditation again. He was just thinking about whether the big teacher said he liked him. Suddenly, he changed his thinking and couldn''t keep up with the rhythm.


    "Kung Fu" is new year''s Eve, so you can go to the cinema and go home for new year''s Eve dinner It''s the second day of the lunar new year. On the first day of the lunar new year, everyone should go everywhere to pay New Year''s greetings and kowtow to collect lucky money. When they get lucky money, they happen to go to the movies the next day. Anyway, I laugh like a fool when I watch the promotional films. I''m sure I''ll go to see them. See you at the cinema! "


    He spoke quickly, and it didn''t take much time to finish.


    Li Tiezhu reacted slowly for three beats: "ah... Right!"


    Big teacher: "yes, what? Special explanation, audience friends in front of the TV! Because our Li Tiezhu, no, Peng Yuyan is a simple and naive student, he even went to one of our music programs to promote the film. Thank you! Look up to us!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome."


    Big teacher: "Hey! Our audience must really support us. After all, people have brought original songs to sing here, haven''t they? In addition, my favorite musician is Li Tiezhu. I like his songs and every song! So don''t say I run against him. I especially like his works. I believe I cherish his heart. What do you think of my music?"


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly. The goods spoke too fast to understand: "ha?"


    Big teacher: "praise me."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you also a singer? Original?"


    It''s not Li Tiezhu''s intention. He really doesn''t know the big teacher. He always thought he was a host.


    The teacher''s expression was stunned: "don''t you know? Washing brush, Beier Shuang and sunshine white horse are all my songs! I''ve praised you for a long time. Why do you have to express it?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "Oh... So you are the creator of children''s songs! I heard your songs on the rocking car."


    Yi Xiaomao: "hiss ~"


    Big teachers have different ideas: "do you still ride a rocking car?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don''t sit..."


    The big teacher breathed a sigh of relief.


    Li Tiezhu: "zhu''er often takes one, but he has broken one and lost a lot of money."


    Big teacher: "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all your... Song."


    Big teacher: "


    No, sterbrad!!!


    As soon as the audience''s eyes lit up, they obviously felt a different atmosphere, and the guess and evaluation team also entered the theater mode.


    Barrage:


    "He''s coming! He''s coming! Li Tiezhu''s evil skill has reappeared in the Jianghu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I mean, these songs are very nice, easy to learn, catchy and friendly to children."


    Big teacher: "I''m not..."


    "You must like children very much? That''s nice!"


    "I don''t like bear children. I''m married. I''ve been married for a long time, but I haven''t had children."


    "Have you ever been to Peking Union Medical College Hospital?"


    Big pork root!!!


    "I have no problem! I have absolutely no problem with my function. I don''t want to have children because of my subjective will. Just say you and zhu''er, you are so young, will you get married in a few years and have children immediately?"


    "I''m afraid she won''t be able to get married... I''ll drop out of school then."


    "Poof..."


    Kick pork root!!!


    "Yanzu, no, Yuyan! You know the happy life of mankind is not just reproduction..."


    "Mating for the purpose of not passing on the family line is playing hooligans!"


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Of course, this thing can play hooligans properly, but can''t play hooligans all your life?"


    Kudake lotus root!!!


    The variety scale in this world is indeed slightly larger, so... It is very consistent.


    "Oh, gram! I took it, I took you, brother. Take the magic power!"


    "So, do you understand?"


    "Understand what?"


    "The motherland needs you! The three children have been released, and if you don''t have children, we will all despise you! The future of the nation is in your hands, not... On the household register!"


    "Poof..."


    Puntuck lotus root!!!


    Teng Gore, who had already ended, listened to Li Tiezhu''s magical words when removing his makeup and smiled with a head hammer makeup artist.


    The big teacher stood up and raised his hands to worship: "sorry, brother Zhu! I''m wrong! Please let go!"


    "What''s the matter? Aren''t we recording a friendly program?"


    "I... brother, I''m really wrong!"


    "Uncle, you recognize the wrong person. I''m not your big brother, I''m just one of hundreds of millions of ordinary people!"


    Li Tiezhu also has a helpless face. I don''t want to.


    You have been against me for so long. I am kind and I can bear it, but he is not allowed by the system. The "mind damage skill" has been lit up. What can I do?


    At this moment, the rest of the guess and evaluation team have all laughed, either lying or lying down. Yi Xiaomao squatted on the ground and jumped and laughed.


    The audience also became a little confused, because many beauties laughed so much that the powder on their faces fell off layer by layer, busy covering their faces and mending their makeup.


    When the program was broadcast, let alone the barrage, it was chaotic and rampant.


    The teacher turned to Li Hao for help.


    And what is the current host Li Hao doing?


    He''s picking up the microphone.


    Yes, his microphone fell off. The second time he squatted on the ground laughing and patted the floor, the microphone fell off and rolled down the stage.


    Li Hao finally picked up the microphone and understood the teacher''s despair:


    "Er... I feel the great teacher''s strong desire for survival! Ha! Tiezhu, no, Yuyan, you''re here to promote the film, so don''t tangle with the great teacher too much. He has no other function except to lower your box office."


    Li Tiezhu: "did you have a baby?"


    Li Hao: "er... Who is that? Big teacher, you go on!"


    The big teacher has completely disarmed and waved his hand without talking.


    Li Hao could only harden his head and say, "I have three children! Do you have anything else to say about the film? If not, we will invite the next singing guest."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "finally, my movie name is" people in the embarrassing way "and, er, and..."


    Big teacher: "Kung Fu! Kung Fu directed by Zhou Xingxing!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you look so smart, uncle. Have more children. The future of the nation..."


    The teacher has stood on the chair and raised his hand to swear: "the future of the famous family is in my household register! Don''t worry, I''ll fill it up. How many pages? I''ll fill it up with * * * * as I spell. Please, play quickly if you have something, and leave if you have nothing!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Li Hao: "then I''ll go down?"


    Li Hao resolutely helped him down with a respectful attitude. Of course, he pretended it on purpose. This is terrible.


    Li Tiezhu finally withdrew. Although it took much more time than other players, it also brought joy to the audience and pain to the big teacher.


    "My God! I was scared to death. I almost thought I was going to be killed on the spot."


    The big teacher jumped down from the chair and collapsed back into the chair. He said something about the rest of his life.


    Yi Xiaomao said coldly, "you are the bravest man I have ever seen. You dare to be brother Gangzhu and leave the whole body. It''s already very strong."


    Big teacher: "didn''t I underestimate his lethality? It seems that what I said on the Internet is true. I dare not do it again."


    Barrage:


    "The ending is too comfortable!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Iron pillars never let people down, happy!"


    "The iron pillar passes through the place to ward off evil spirits!"


    "It''s a real pleasure to kill people."


    "It''s a pity that those guess and comment groups don''t speak. If only everyone were like a big teacher."


    "There are still more people in this world..."


    "Kung Fu and people in the embarrassing way are the key. Hey? Don''t you discuss movies?"


    "What''s there to say about the film? It''s over."


    "The fan of soldier assault said that Li Tiezhu''s films must be seen."


    "The singer behind doesn''t watch it. Go back and listen to misplaced time and space again."

 Chapter 631

    Li Tiezhu''s second trip to the masked singer is over, but the hot debate about him has not yet begun.


    When the program was broadcast a week later, he suddenly found that the masked singer, which had the weakest effect among the three variety shows, had the highest topic and the best advertising effect.


    After taking off the makeup of the program, Li Tiezhu picked up uncle tenggor who was ready to leave. By the way, he called Yi Xiaomao, the teacher and Yang you and forced them to rub the meal together.


    In the evening, uncle Teng''s instant boiled mutton was arranged.


    As a native of Sichuan, Li Tiezhu believes that good popularity comes from eating. Therefore, as long as he goes on the program or participates in any activities, he will invite some people who know and don''t know to have dinner together.


    Who pays is the second. It''s better for everyone to eat more meals. He doesn''t want to wipe your face, except Zhou Xingxing.


    Before the soup in the copper pot boiled, several people began to adjust their dipping dishes.


    Tengger said, "why don''t you invite the host and the other two artists? Iron pillar, I pay for a treat. Don''t you invite perfect people and let me be scolded?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "when they come, they are not harmonious."


    The big teacher handed over the sesame paste: "why? Did they offend you?"


    Li Tiezhu resolutely refused: "No."


    Yi Xiaomao tasted his dip dish: "then why don''t you invite them?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because... They didn''t join the party."


    Yi Xiaomao choked: "cough..."


    Yang you suddenly said, "no wonder even my laughing coffee has been invited!"


    Tengger: "Hey! Don''t tell me. It''s really hard to chat with them after recording the program. They all respect people and compliment them. It makes you listen to the thief trying to curse..."


    Li Tiezhu: "so don''t invite them. Otherwise, Tao Biluo will give you another sentence. It''s really cruel to eat mutton. We cut their hair and eat their meat. You have to fry it."


    The big teacher said, "so when I record programs with them, I just like to hate them. Bei Er Shuang! However, I talk too much today. They should say that it should be more interesting to watch iron pillars against them."


    Yang you adjusted the Sichuan flavor dip dish for Li Tiezhu, handed it over and said, "they won''t say, don''t you find it? They don''t really want to comment on the misplaced time and space. It''s all said by the big teacher and me."


    Yi Xiaomao: "yes! I can also feel their coldness. Even I speak more than them."


    Tengger said, "in fact, we shouldn''t eat mutton today. We should eat frogs and call them together, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with Uncle Teng in private. He is half a neighbor and often plays chess in the park. It goes without saying that Yi Xiaomao has known him since his debut and has a good relationship with him.


    The big teacher also met several times in Kyoto. Although he couldn''t understand him, Li Tiezhu always felt that this man was OK and ugly. For example, today, they seem to choke on each other in the program. In fact, no one takes it to heart, and the big teacher is the most active to advertise Li Tiezhu''s film.


    It''s even easier to invite Yang you. First, he''s a fellow townsman. Second, this guy is trickier than Li Tiezhu. He belongs to a type that is very worthy of making friends. He made his debut earlier, but it was not smooth. Li Bai said he cried.


    When the pot opened, pieces of mutton went into the pot, and the atmosphere rose with the steam in the pot.


    Three northerners were happy to eat sesame paste, and two southerners were also happy to dip in pepper. Tengger ordered another bottle of Wuliangye, and the atmosphere became more harmonious.


    When the atmosphere was right, the conversation box naturally opened.


    Chatting, Li Tiezhu said that he would go to Lantai to record king to Wang, which was also to promote the film.


    The big teacher ate mutton and said, "well, you beat people in the face, and then ride on the face! Huage King probably hates you now. You still go to his show, do you want to punish him face-to-face in the show? It''s not easy to show love in all kinds of fancy shows, give it to the public relations, and you go to the show again..."


    Last time, because of the Chinese Music Festival, the king of Chinese songs stepped on Li Tiezhu, songzhu''er and Leng basheng against the king of Chinese songs, which broke his broken story and attracted collective ridicule on the Internet.


    Even though his team did a good job in public relations, it still couldn''t completely offset the negative impact.


    Yang you: "our brother Zhu is so domineering."


    Yi xiaothief Xi said, "I don''t understand. How could he let you go to the program? I heard that he has a high status in the program. The program team flattered him."


    This is true. Even the previous "scandal" did not affect his position on the program.


    Li Tiezhu thought: "I''ve heard that he suggested that the program team not let us go, but tengge and Shuangshuang sister warmly invited him. He can only recognize it by holding his nose."


    Yang you: "then your program must be good, ha ha!"


    Tengger sipped his wine: "your pop music world is really a mess..."


    Big teacher: "yes! A virtuous singer like me is actually a clear stream in the circle. Everyone is curious about how I can achieve both virtue and art."


    Tenger: "you''re a fart. You have both virtue and art


    Big teacher: "my family name is cangjing."


    Tengger: "what are you talking about? I''m not talking about Japanese artists. Bah! I''m ashamed to be with you..."


    Li Tiezhu said curiously, "Mr. cangjing also sings?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "sing! The voice is very distinctive. The tone is good, but the lyrics are too single."


    Yang you: "isn''t it? Tiezhu, you know her works? I thought..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ve been lucky to watch it. It''s too dark."


    ¡­¡­


    The next afternoon, blue TV building, backstage of the studio hall.


    Xu Shanzheng is making up. The program will start recording soon. The staff have come to urge him once.


    Li Tiezhu and his second Sister Zhang Xinyi, who had put on makeup, came over and observed curiously.


    Four people must be gathered to participate in the king to Xiao Wang. Li Tiezhu and Xu Shan decided to bring an actress, so they chose Zhang Xinyi as a female teacher. The main reason is that Li Tiezhu thinks that several other actresses have few parts and average acting skills, such as lengba, songzhu''er, Zhao Liya and Xu Jiazhen.


    "What are you looking at? Haven''t you seen anyone make-up?"


    Xu Shanzheng was a little embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I haven''t seen any bald hair. You''re wearing a wig in the theater. The main thing is to see if your head can''t flutter."


    Xu Shanzheng: "rush! Rush at the transition place, or it won''t be coordinated."


    Zhang Xinyi immediately jumped up: "Yeah! I won."


    Xu Shan was displeased: "what? You bet me? It''s too much!"


    Li Tiezhu was slightly sad: "Why are you so stingy with your bald head? Second sister, have you seen him make up before?"


    Zhang Xinyi: "no, I know a lot of bald actors, so I know."


    "You are cheating!"


    "I don''t care. Anyway, you owe me a meal. I remember that a lot of people came to rub my meal in the middle of the night the year before last!"


    She''s talking about the recording of ha ha ha ha.


    Xu Shanzheng: "where''s Luhani? Where have you been?"


    Zhang Xinyi smiled: "where else can I go? Of course, I''ll go with Guan Shuangshuang."


    Yes, Li Tiezhu brought Luhani. Anyway, he is also the third male, although he doesn''t have many parts. Of course, the main reason is that Luhani is a related household here, with gimmicks.


    Xu Shanzheng asked again, "Hey, pillar, do you see the program flow chart?"


    Li Tiezhu: "look, I can''t remember. Let''s play freely."


    "There are two music games. I heard that Hua''s team insisted on adding them. The reason is high sounding, but you have to be careful. You can lose and make a fool of yourself."


    "Is there a music program? Isn''t it showering?"


    Xu Shan is helpless.


    Zhang Xinyi said, "that''s the program. Guess the song! If you''re wrong, you''ll be punished."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh! Don''t worry, I can''t guess. I''ll leave it to you!"


    Zhang Xinyi: "you are the singer!"


    Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "who has nothing to listen to other people''s songs? I usually don''t even listen to my own songs."


    Zhang Xinyi: "what do you listen to? Classical music? Symphony?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I listen to Uncle Li and uncle Guo. Isn''t this more interesting than pop songs?"


    Xu Shan tried to put on makeup and stood up: "you are really Teddy in crosstalk!"


    Zhang Xinyi burst into laughter. Now everyone in the circle knows that Li Tiezhu has a human pendant called lengba. Therefore, when Yue Yupeng called Li Tiezhu crosstalk Teddy, it was just for fun, but now it is a prophecy.


    Li Tiezhu is also a red face. He does not defend.


    Xu Shan argued, "what do you think? I mean, he likes crosstalk. You girls really go day by day... Go and record the program."


    When they came to the studio, the host Shen Tao and four royal family members had arrived, and Luhani was also there.


    Everyone greeted him friendly, and Li Tiezhu was no exception. He carried all kinds of small gifts and gave them to everyone. This is a good habit that Zhu Er taught him.


    "Uncle Shen, a small gift is no respect."


    "This uncle Shen is very kind and kind."


    "Sister Jialin, this is for you."


    "Sister Shuangshuang, Zhu Er picked this for you personally. She said it can whiten."


    "Hello, brother Hua! This is a harmless pacifier, green and environmentally friendly."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Hua with a frank face.


    Hua Moumou smiled brightly, just as he often showed in the program. He said, "thank you! You''re really thoughtful."


    Li Tiezhu boasted: "that''s right! Zhu''er also said to send you sunglasses. I rejected it on the spot. I''m a father. Who''s still in the mood to pretend to force all day? Right?"


    Luhani: "poof! Hahaha, burp ~ Shuangshuang, is your cold joke too funny?"


    Guan Shuangshuang was at a loss, but responded quickly: "generally, is it so funny?"


    Others can''t help laughing. It''s true that Li Tiezhu didn''t mean to satirize, but he always talked about the point strangely.


    Hua Moumou smiled and shook: "Er, are everyone ready? Brother Teng, brother Shan? Let''s start. I have a meal later."


    Then he threw the gift to the assistant under the stage and took the lead in walking to the stage.


    Others also came on stage and the program recording officially began.


    Although it seems calm and peaceful, everyone knows that this is a narrow road meeting. I''m afraid it''s not that simple. Someone in Hua can''t suffer losses, and so can Li Tiezhu.

 Chapter 632

    With the beginning of the program recording, Shen Tao began to talk, first about the title merchant and opening remarks, then introduce today''s guests, and finally give a general description of the rules and links of this program.


    Generally speaking, it''s very simple. It''s the duel between the big and small kings and people in the embarrassing team. Whoever wins the red envelope will win in the end.


    This episode is the one with the least number of guests. Generally, the number of participants in their program will not be less than 10, and there have been more than 20. Many stars don''t even have many scenes, such as lengba last year.


    How to put it?


    The main reason is that the number of people coming this period is not small. They can live with a small number of people. They will never lower the ratings.


    Among the four people in the embarrassing team, Li Tiezhu can only rank third in terms of comprehensive popularity and coffee position. It goes without saying that Xu Shan is the film emperor. Luhani is also much better than him, although there are no works.


    The first round of the game is the onomatopoeic microphone. The first to play is the big and small King team, and Shen Teng is the first.


    The title is "poke a horse honeycomb", which uses onomatopoeic words to convey information. It is obvious that Shen Teng has become a mosquito bite. Guan Shuangshuang''s second shot, when she performed at Jialin, she kissed Jialin''s round cheek when she was buzzing.


    Jialin said to the audience, "fawn, I didn''t take the initiative. Don''t blame me!"


    Luhani: "hahaha... Sister, I want to see you perform. It''s the same."


    Jia Lin looked at the last one of Hua Hua. The audience said, "I''ll do this to Hua Hua later. Don''t kill me, OK?"


    Guan Shuangshuang laughed and jumped: "ha ha ha..."


    Hua Moumou smiled shyly and innocently.


    The audience shouted and became manic. They looked very excited and screamed constantly.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help looking around.


    I don''t know why, the audience of the one nearest to Li Tiezhu suddenly became dumb and seemed a little afraid.


    It''s time to pass on, but Jia Lin dawdled and played: "I''m not young, hey... I didn''t expect this treatment..."


    Xu Shanzheng said, "Jialin, don''t be shy. You''re big! You can pause when you''re finished. You fill up your lipstick and wipe his face."


    Jia Lin smiled shamefully: "ha ha ha... People''s lipstick is old and expensive! Hate ~"


    Zhang Xinyi: "no problem. His foundation is not cheap."


    No matter what the private relationship is, and no matter which side is more biased, these artists are still very professional when they are on the program. They have a sense of variety and atmosphere in place, which will not be cold, let alone let people see contradictions.


    Even Li Tiezhu coaxed: "sister Jia Lin, you can try it several times. Finally, the program team uses the best one, just like filming."


    Jia Lin was overjoyed: "is it OK? Well... Lipstick is valuable..."


    Shen mouteng: "never mind. Is one lipstick enough? Run out! I''ll buy it for you! Buy the most expensive one!"


    Jia Lin: "hahaha... Is it so extravagant? I''m afraid my mouth will be swollen!"


    The others laughed.


    Hua Moumou smiled innocently, as if he were too simple to understand.


    Barrage:


    "Jialin looks so excited!"


    "It''s all the good deeds of Luhani and his wife. I love Huahua."


    "It''s too skinny for Xu Shan to argue."


    "Li Tiezhu is not a person either. Can you ng start recording variety shows again?"


    "You don''t really think variety show is true, do you?"


    "Look at my Huahua. It''s so pathetic."


    "Hua Hua smiles so cute."


    "Will Huahua''s first kiss be taken away by this fat man?"


    "Pull a few down, baby can climb."


    "No! You can''t do this to Huahua..."


    "Sure enough, the people who make music are simple. Huahua doesn''t know what these people are laughing at."


    Over there, Jialin began to write ink for a long time. In the case of continuous laughter, she still made a fake kiss. Of course, she didn''t really kiss. It''s still far away.


    You know, the fans of Huage king are all over the world. How can they tolerate the king being tarnished? Dog head!


    The audience at the scene made another crazy cry.


    Li Tiezhu looked back again. What''s the point? Every indoor variety show has an associate director with audience rhythm. Isn''t the associate director of this program professional?


    The audience suddenly stopped. What are you looking at?


    However, when the program team edited in the later stage, another video of the audience was transferred to make up for it, and the audience couldn''t see it when the program was broadcast.


    Shen Tao began to ask Hua for an answer. Under the hint that Shen Teng almost cheated, he still couldn''t guess.


    Next, it''s people''s turn in the embarrassing team.


    Xu Shan is the first, Luhani is the second, Zhang Xinyi is the third, and Li Tiezhu is responsible for guessing.


    Shen Tao couldn''t help asking, "why did you let Li Tiezhu guess? Don''t you... Want to win so much?"


    Xu Shanzheng said, "he can''t guess. If the three of us can''t guess, we have to find an excuse. It''s troublesome."


    Then their topic was brought up - winter swimming.


    It''s harder than the question just now.


    The audience burst into mocking laughter one after another.


    The members of the big and small Wang team also laughed.


    Shen mouteng: "this is good, this is good!"


    Jialin: it''s too difficult


    Guan Shuangshuang: "I just want to see the expression of silly Zhu''s last guess. It''s so fun."


    Hua Moumou: "wow."


    He was a little uncomfortable because the audience received the influence of the people on the scene. Why?


    Xu Shanzheng said, "can I say a few words?"


    Shen mouteng: "brother Shan, it''s so simple. If you still don''t understand, give me your title of movie emperor."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I certainly have no problem playing, but the key is that they can''t keep up with my rhythm."


    After a few cruel words, Xu Shanzheng began his performance. First it was cold, then it was swimming. It was lifelike.


    Luhani was dazed for a few seconds and smiled: "winter swimming?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "cow!"


    Shen Teng was stunned under the stage: "this..."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "no way! My fat deer can''t be so smart! He and Li Tiezhu are the same kind of people."


    Luhani on the stage said, "shut up! Can I be like him?"


    Guan Shuangshuang smiled: "I don''t know who is called silly roe deer."


    Jia Lin: "all right! Flirting is forbidden in this program! Since the deer came, Shuangshuang talked a lot today."


    Guan Shuangshuang smiled with Jialin''s strong arm.


    Then Luhani began to perform for Zhang Xinyi.


    Zhang Xinyi''s expression was gradually ferocious: "don''t come here to scare me if you are ill!"


    Luhani performed very hard, but the rhythm was strange: "can''t you guess?"


    Zhang Xinyi: "like a pea shooter!"


    Luhani covered his face.


    Guan Shuangshuang laughed again: "it''s like a zombie! I said brother Lu has no acting skills, ha ha..."


    Luhani: "I have acting skills, but my outstanding appearance covers up my acting skills!"


    Hua smiled and patted his legs: "this acting skill is suitable for making ghost films! There is no filter. Right? Shuangshuang."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "Oh..."


    Do you deserve to laugh at my brother deer? Brain pit!


    On the stage, Zhang Xinyi impatiently dismissed Luhani, and then performed to Li Tiezhu. Basically, like Luhani, he performed in a cramped manner.


    Li Tiezhu looked dull: "ah..."


    The audience laughed.


    Shen Teng made a bad move: "it''s amazing. If you can''t guess it, it''s your problem, iron pillar."


    Jialin: it''s so similar


    In fact, Zhang Xinyi''s performance is different.


    After watching the performance, Li Tiezhu said, "second sister, I thought you were an actor of acting school. That''s it?"


    Zhang Xinyi pointed to Luhani: "blame me? Do you want to see his performance again."


    Luhani played it again to Li Tiezhu, which was similar, and then said, "it''s so obvious, can''t you guess?"


    In fact, Luhani knows what it is, but the performance is too poor.


    Li Tiezhu said to Zhang Xinyi, "I''m sorry, I misunderstood you! Brother Lu, as male number three, you are so... Our film box office is worrying!"


    Luhani wronged: "my God! I''m really right. I know the answer!"


    Hua Moumou: "no? No? I can''t even guess this?"


    Guan Shuangshuang said, "come on, Tiezhu! Guess I''ll give you a meal card for next semester!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "it doesn''t matter, director, just guess!"


    Li Tiezhu followed and made the first trembling movement and asked, "is this... Cold?"


    Jialin: "it has nothing to do with hot and cold."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, that''s cold."


    Jialin jumped up from the chair: "why? It really has nothing to do with cold and heat. Trust me!"


    Shen Teng was afraid that she would reveal her stuffing, and also released a smoke bomb: "tell him it''s okay, it''s cold! Guess what''s cold?"


    Hua Moumou puffed a smile: "Puff! Lengba! Hahaha..."


    The audience was surprised.


    All the artists looked at Mr. Hua and his face was not very friendly.


    Xu Shanzheng, Lu Hani and Guan Shuangshuang stopped talking. Even Shen mouteng and Jia Lin blamed them. Everyone recorded the program happily. Why are you talking about this?


    Li Tiezhu was calm and not angry.


    Only the second Sister Zhang Xinyi hurriedly said, "Hua Hua, don''t joke. The program team cut this off. Iron pillar, he is so open-minded. Don''t mind. Like me, he can''t talk but a brain. In fact, he doesn''t have a bad heart."


    Zhang Xinyi can be said to be the most favorite artist in the circle. She treats him more closely than her brother. It is said that it is because of her talent. It can be seen that she is really the second sister.


    Li Tiezhu nodded, but did not answer. He smiled and looked at Xiang Hua.


    Hua feels a little oppressed. Why are you targeting me? But Shen mouteng and Xu Shanzheng have obvious attitudes. He can only say, "I just want to make a joke. I''m sorry."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it doesn''t matter. Keep recording the program."


    The program team naturally cut this paragraph.


    Shen mouteng switched freely: "it''s cold. Guess what?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, I understand when you say that. It has something to do with cold, but it''s not cold."


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani applauded at the same time.


    Even the audience exclaimed.


    Shen Teng was anxious: "Hey! What''s the matter with me? I said cold. Don''t you believe me? What''s your logic?"


    Li Tiezhu: "feeling! Can I ask a few words?"


    Luhani said, "two words."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "ice cream? No......"


    Jialin: "close."


    Shen Teng''s dress was worried: "don''t remind him."


    Zhang Xinyi guessed, "it''s close. Is that ice cream?"


    Li Tiezhu: "neither! Brother Teng and sister Lin are misleading me. Neither of them is. Let me think... Is the next action performing a sport?"


    Shen Teng anxiously said, "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, winter swimming."


    Shen mouteng is a fool. Is Li Tiezhu''s IQ open today?

 Chapter 633

    Not only is Shen Teng stupid, but Jialin and Hua are also stupid. Isn''t NIMA cheating? He saw the answer, otherwise how could he guess it in this wonderful way? No way!


    The audience was also stupid. If others guessed the answer in this case, they should cheer, but it was Li Tiezhu.


    Barrage:


    "Is this a variety effect?"


    "Yu zhendu doesn''t dare to make up a script like this!"


    "When was my silly pillar so smart?"


    "I suspect Li Tiezhu has added an IQ point."


    "Is this because he knows too much about the cheap nature of Shen mouteng and Jia Lin? The interference between them has become a hint."


    "Brother Teng''s Chrysanthemum face expression is really fun!"


    "The serious brother in the variety show has always been an invincible existence."


    "The host is confused, ha ha..."


    Everyone was shocked at how Li Tiezhu guessed the answer, but others didn''t know that Li Tiezhu had answered correctly.


    The second sister is real. She is still analyzing with Li Tiezhu:


    "Pillar! It''s definitely not sports. Shen mouteng lied to you! So winter swimming is wrong. I still think it should be food, food related to cold, ice cream, popsicle and so on. When I said ice cream just now, Hua Hua was still giving me a thumbs up. He''s so simple. He won''t cheat, at least not me! Let''s guess again. Is it ice powder or something?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Zhang Xinyi and smiled: "no wonder we can be friends at first sight... It''s good to be friends with you! Really, second sister."


    Zhang Xinyi''s eyes brightened: "cool shrimp! The cool shrimp in daxichuan is probably this..."


    "Die! Fat deer!"


    Guan Shuangshuang reacted quickly and rushed to the stage to kick Luhani.


    Although the fat deer was mellow, they dodged flexibly because they often played football. Unfortunately, I can''t hide beyond the first day of junior high school.


    Xu Shanzheng behind directly a sliding shovel, put it down, and then the two began to celebrate wildly.


    "Yeah!!!"


    "Wow, hahaha..."


    "What a cow!"


    "The iron pillar is open!"


    Guan Shuangshuang stood beside him with his arms in his arms. Luhani must have cheated. He has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu. There must be some hidden cheating methods!


    However, she has no evidence.


    That''s why she couldn''t get angry. This move was learned from songzhuer.


    Zhang Xinyi looked blankly, looked at Xu Shanzheng and Luhani''s passionate celebration, and asked Li Tiezhu, "why did they suddenly go crazy?"


    Host Shen Tao couldn''t watch anymore: "because you guessed the right answer!"


    Zhang Xinyi suddenly felt a little proud and put his arms around Li Tiezhu''s neck: "I say it''s cold shrimp! Ha!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Shen Tao: "


    Luhani looked at the sky with his index finger pointing to the sky, a classic celebration.


    Xu Shanzheng also twisted his round body, jumped up, turned 180 degrees in the air, turned his back to the audience, and put his hands down: "Su ~"


    Suction screw?


    No!


    I can''t blame these two men for their gaffe. It''s really cathartic.


    It''s nothing to guess. The important thing is that the interference of Shen mouteng and Jia Lin has become a wonderful assists. Thanks to their tips, the feeling of slapping in the face is simply not too wonderful.


    Guan Shuangshuang couldn''t see it anymore. He turned to step down and looked unhappy: "absolutely cheating! Absolutely!"


    Hua Moumou: "does this look too fake?"


    Jia Lin looked at Shen: "brother, have we done something stupid again?"


    Shen mouteng showed his trademark bad smile: "it''s not once or twice. We get used to it when we''re stupid. We''re pretty good. There''s another person on the other side who doesn''t know the answer."


    Jia Lin smiled and asked Zhang Xinyi, "second sister, do you know what the correct answer is?"


    Zhang Xinyi: "cool shrimp! Isn''t it obvious? Fortunately, I guessed right. Thanks to Huahua''s hint, otherwise I thought it was winter swimming!"


    Everyone looked at Xiang Hua.


    Hua Moumou shook his head with a bitter smile: "I..."


    Jialin thumbed up: "traitor!"


    Shen Teng also thumbed up: "spy!"


    The barrage is very positive:


    "Second sister, this wave of operation is going to distract me!"


    "I thought the iron pillar was invincible in the world..."


    "She didn''t go out with her brain today?"


    "Everyone who knows her knows she doesn''t have that thing at all."


    "After all, she is the iron powder of Hua."


    "This wave of laughter is really enough..."


    "One word, absolutely!"


    Shen Tao announced that he was right in the embarrassing team, leading the King team and the King team 1-0 to continue the next round of the game.


    This round of play is not onomatopoeic words, but dialects. There are only three people in each team, and then invite two crooked nuts to make trouble.


    Finally, people guessed one more word on the side of the embarrassing team, leading 2-0.


    In the third round, the big and small Wang team finally won. Relying on Guan Shuangshuang''s intelligence and Shen mouteng''s open cheating, they won.


    Guan Shuangshuang excitedly ran to Luhani and Li Tiezhu under the stage, danced Kuri''s shoulder shaking dance, and said, "slightly, slightly..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Luhani: "I can''t stand it for me, brother Lu! It''s not that I despise you. Whether you''re at home or outside, you really don''t have a card, tut tut..."


    Luhani stood up angrily.


    Guan Shuangshuang: "why?"


    Luhani second counselled and applauded: "great, shuangnier is so smart!"


    Xu Shan couldn''t bear it: "no, fawn! Why are you so incorruptible? They cheat! What''s more, your daughter-in-law''s celebration? It''s hitting you in the face!"


    Luhani: otherwise, how do you think my face is round


    Xu Shanzheng: "I, poof..."


    I''m impressed!


    Others also laughed, which was unbearable.


    Shen smiled and said, "Shuangshuang, national idols, have been beaten into national potatoes by you. Why are you so excellent?"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "I''m kidding. We never fight at home."


    Luhani: "yes! It''s a fight when two people fight each other. It''s not a one-sided fight."


    Jia Lin: "hahaha... Deer, are you enjoying it?"


    Luhani: "sister, have you also suffered from domestic violence? I remember you used to have a thin face. Oh, by the way, you don''t have a boyfriend."


    Jialin suddenly lost her smile.


    Shen mouteng: "she belongs to the one who slaps herself and turns round."


    Jia Lin chased Shen mouteng.


    We all know that this is a joke, so no one will seriously talk about double domestic violence.


    In the laughter of the guests and the audience, Shen Tao ended the game and won the first game 2-1 in the embarrassing way team. People in the embarrassing team got two red envelopes, and the big and small Wang team got one.


    Everyone went backstage to rest and wait to record the next round.


    Backstage, everyone began to drink milk tea and eat snacks. This is the advantage of recording indoor variety shows. They are not tired at all. There are delicious and delicious. There is no doubt that this is a love meal specially ordered by a fan group of China, which is almost luxurious.


    Shen mouteng said to Li Tiezhu, "in the first game, we''ll let you play a game. Next, we''ll show our real skills."


    Li Tiezhu said, "your cheating is too obvious, isn''t it?"


    Shen mouteng: "we''ve always been so shameless. You can''t learn."


    Jialin: "yes! There are no shameless people on your side. We have tengge on our side."


    Luhani said, "I don''t like to hear that. Elder sister, why do you despise brother Zhu? Why do you say he''s shameful?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "yes! You just want face! Right, iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu''s sword went sideways: "no wonder brother Teng and sister Lin are round, and your food is too good. Don''t these little fans feel bad about spending so much money? Do their parents know?"


    Hua said, "I can''t stop it! What can I do? They send it again and again every day, which makes me spend millions every month in order to control my body."


    Zhang Xinyi: "Hua Hua is really not easy! But fans love your talent too much. What can we do?"


    Luhani said: "I don''t have this trouble. I play football!"


    Hua Moumou: "but you''re still fat. Maybe you''re fat in middle age! I''m different. I don''t play football, so I have to change a gym and constant temperature swimming pool in the villa, and millions are gone..."


    Guan Shuangshuang has a black face. You are only middle-aged and fat. My brother Lu is young and strong!


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have a gym and swimming pool in your home?"


    Hua Moumou looked naive: "yes! Don''t you have a family? It doesn''t cost a lot of money. Artists should know how to invest in themselves. My family also has a cinema and concert hall."


    Li Tiezhu said, "my family only has an erhu and a guitar."


    Hua Moumou taught: "you can''t do this. It''s irresponsible to music, and your own taste needs to be improved..."


    Li Tiezhu: "but I write more songs a year than you add up. I have to go to the Grammy."


    Hua Moumou: "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s both a gym and a swimming pool. You don''t have a good figure. I feel that bamboo in my family can pick you alone."


    Hua Moumou: "


    Guan Shuangshuang finally caught the chance: "it''s not a feeling, it''s a certainty! I know Zhu Er''s force value."


    Hua turned to Luhani and said, "brother Lu, a man should have a man''s dignity, and you should be strong! Anyway, you used to be a top idol. How do you feel like you are strict with your wife? Although you are not very popular now, the old idol is also an idol!


    Luhani couldn''t catch it: "this is..."


    Guan Shuangshuang was even more angry.


    This is a serious way of communication between artists. It will never be as friendly as on the stage, and even shoot at each other in public.


    Hua is obviously hostile to Li Tiezhu and Luhani. He thinks neither of them should be more popular than him.


    This is his home and he doesn''t want to compromise at all.


    And Li Tiezhu and Luhani also despise Hua. Is this thing worthy to be on the same stage with us? Still pretending to force?


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! Brother Lu, you should be strong. Isn''t it a woman? Let her get pregnant first, and then break up with her. When the child is born, she won''t accept it. Right? Brother Hua!"


    Hua Moumou''s face was livid and jumped up: "what''s wrong with you?"


    It blew up.


    Zhang Xinyi hurriedly came to stop him: "Hua Hua, don''t be angry! Iron pillar can''t speak without thinking. He didn''t mean to target you. You are so talented. Don''t be angry with each other..."


    Li Tiezhu drank the milk tea bought by huadung, crossed his legs leisurely and said:


    "Second sister, I''m just aiming at him. What''s his qualification to gossip about brother Lu? Don''t you have any force in mind? Anyway, there''s no audience here. Let''s make it clear!"

 Chapter 634

    Zhang Xinyi didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be so direct. It was a little difficult to ride a tiger for a while.


    For her, Li Tiezhu and Hua Moumou both like it. Of course, they prefer Hua Moumou. However, Li Tiezhu is the director of "people in an embarrassing way". Moreover, Tiezhu praised her acting skills more than once and said that she would cooperate in the future.


    Zhang Xinyi and Hua did not understand a problem, that is, Li Tiezhu and Hua are not at the same level at all.


    Not to mention Li Tiezhu''s absolute crushing trend in music performance and influence, Li Tiezhu''s current identity is different.


    Hua is still committed to building himself into a popular minority singer, and Li Tiezhu is already a capital level artist, although Li Tiezhu doesn''t like this positioning.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s outspoken words made Hua angry and afraid, but he didn''t know how to deal with it for a time.


    Generally, artists fight but don''t break. They are forced more and do less. Few of Li Tiezhu''s fighting power directly breaks through the sky and kills people.


    This... Is a new species.


    Looking at the reactions of other artists, it''s even more strange that no one has made a statement, but is this not a standing in line?


    Shen mouteng and Xu Shan ignored the dispute. When they were talking about shooting crazy aliens, Shen mouteng, Fang Bo and Ning Shitou bet with Li Tiezhu. Jia Lin ate melon seeds next to them, which seemed to be interesting.


    Guan Shuangshuang and Luhani, who seem to be involved, are more wonderful.


    Luhani is gnawing at the duck neck, the spicy one: "second sister, this duck neck is good. Try it better than Jiangxia."


    Guan Shuangshuang took Zhang Xinyi and sat down: "don''t worry. I can''t fight. Let them have a good chat."


    Zhang Xinyi is still worried. Is this such a simple thing to talk about?


    Li Tiezhu... Playing big cards!


    As a Chinese fan, Zhang Xinyi will inevitably look like this, but what can he do? She can''t stop it.


    The scene was very strange. Li Tiezhu and Hua opened the front, while others stood on the wall.


    Hua finally relaxed and said condescending, "Li Tiezhu! I didn''t target you or offend you today. I was just chatting with you and said Luhani was joking, and it was still under the program. Why are you targeting me? Don''t think I''m a bully! This is my program!"


    Li Tiezhu chewed a duck''s wing and said, "don''t talk too full. I know your background and background, but you may not know me very well. For me now, you''re really easy to bully. For me in the future, you''re better to bully!"


    Hua Moumou: "I..."


    Li Tiezhu said again, "why did I pick things out today? It''s actually because of my second sister."


    Zhang Xinyi: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "if it weren''t for her face, I wouldn''t lift the table with you at all. I just leave after recording the program. There are some ways to press you down without me. However, seeing that the second sister likes you so much, she also helped me a lot. I''m too lazy to play with you, so I made it clear to you."


    It''s said that it''s for Zhang Xinyi''s face, but in fact, Li Tiezhu disdains to entangle with Hua. He doesn''t deserve it.


    Hua Moumou: "what do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu threw away the duck wing bone: "first, don''t let your navy continue to spread rumors against me. It''s useless. Second, let those who give me a star in the trailer of my film stop. Third, don''t brush your name under my music or my name under your music."


    Today, it seems that Li Tiezhu didn''t hold back and provoked the incident first. Although Hua is strange, he "can''t blame to death".


    But what Li Tiezhu told him was not today at all.


    These things are what Hua''s fans and the navy are doing. The first two are good and have little significance. The last thing is disgusting.


    He and his team secretly planned to bind him with Li Tiezhu through the public contradiction between the two before, which is a malicious means of operation. For example, whose songs are better than those of Li Tiezhu, who is more talented, whose fans know better to appreciate, and even whose music is more advanced.


    Like a watch, it''s disgusting to have to be more noble than nightingale.


    Hua Moumou''s face was not red and his heart did not jump: "what do you say about me? I have no water army, and I can''t take care of what fans want to do."


    Zhang Xinyi said, "yes! Tiezhu, these are all dried by black powder, and there are some fans who don''t know the truth."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m afraid of trouble. That''s why I made it clear to you."


    Hua sat down and hummed coldly, "I don''t understand."


    Li Tiezhu: "I even know that the contractor who refitted your gym is surnamed Liu. His son scored 534 points in the college entrance examination this year, mainly because puppy love affected his grades. However, girls did well in the exam. Maybe... It''s not true love."


    Hua Moumou immediately stood up. How did he know? Guess? Did you make up the back?


    Not quite!


    Other artists could not help but look at Li Tiezhu in amazement, as if he was not an artist, but a spy leader.


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t want to know, but someone always reports these things to me. At present, they are afraid of me being bullied and give me a lot of detailed information. What I said just now is a small part of it. Therefore, you can think I''m threatening you, but what I want to say is that I can know these unimportant things, and naturally I can know other more important things."


    Hua''s face finally changed, his eyes flickered, and his forehead began to sweat.


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking and chewed duck wings. It tasted good.


    Li Tiezhu''s super intelligence ability is a remarkable feature that distinguishes him from other artists and helps him stand up in several storms. This is even a "super ability" that other artists can''t imagine, but it''s actually very simple because of the Red Star rabbit organization.


    Other artists, however, preconceived that penguins were helping Li Tiezhu.


    Seeing that Hua was frightened, Zhang Xinyi was distressed again.


    She patted Hua Moumou comfortingly and said to Li Tiezhu, "you scared him! I don''t understand why we can''t get along well? Why do you always have to pressure Hua?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled. There''s no one else in the double label. Ignore it!


    Guan Shuangshuang and the deer are shaking their heads.


    Zhang Xinyi also said, "you are a poor child. You are an early leader and mature! But Huahua is a child''s temper. He focuses too much on music and doesn''t understand these intrigues. Even if there are those things you say, his economic team did them. What''s the use of you scaring him? Moreover, it''s really too much for you and songzhuer to poke it out!"


    Li Tiezhu began to rub his temples. I''m NIMA. The second sister is Biao! Is bean dregs brain?


    "Children? If children are not sensible, they have to spank, second sister, or they will be broken sooner or later."


    "You..."


    "Don''t blame me for being too arrogant. If I''m modest with him today, he''s really finished."


    "You''re not giving him face, are you?"


    "Face is earned by yourself, not given by others."


    "But..."


    Zhang Xinyi is anxious, and his tendency is very obvious.


    Fortunately, the little broken child was not as pure as a white lotus. He knew everything, knew everything and dared everything. Therefore, after a moment of panic, he recovered his reason and said to Zhang Xinyi:


    "Second sister! Stop talking. I did it wrong. You know I''m competitive and angry... It''s all right. I''ll scold my team later and I won''t say goodbye to Tiezhu in the future."


    "Hey, I''m just afraid you''ll be wronged."


    "How can the mixed entertainment industry not be wronged? It''s nothing. I only focus on music."


    Hua was so clever that the archway was erected again.


    Zhang Xinyi said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, I assure you that Hua Hua will not be sensible in the future. Don''t bully him, will you?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled again. There are too many people bullied by these goods. Why don''t you care?


    He said: "generally speaking, when a mosquito bites me, I shoot it to death, and a dog bites me, I stew it. Everyone pays attention to reciprocity. Therefore, it''s best not to provoke me!"


    Hua said to Li Tiezhu, "I planted the past. In the future, our well water will not invade the river, but I won''t let you in the program, especially when compared with music literacy and talent!"


    Obviously, he was still unconvinced, but he didn''t dare to play Yin anymore.


    Li Tiezhu wiped his hands, took out his mobile phone and started sending messages, saying:


    "Who is more talented than you? I have a fart talent. I just want to write songs, songs, scripts and scripts. Entertainment works are just as skilled as cooking. What talent do I need?"


    Hua was shocked, which is really too much. People can''t write a good song all their life. He takes writing songs as cooking.


    Zhang Xinyi coaxed Hua again. He was barely happy until he promised to introduce girls to him.


    The atmosphere behind the stage was very strange, and soon it warmed up again, as if nothing had happened just now.


    At this time, Hua received a message from the broker team. Someone sent almost all the black materials of Hua to their mailbox, which was more than they knew.


    And, at the end of the mail, there was a line of words - for the sake of the second sister.


    Hua suddenly fell into an ice cave, a little trembling, but he didn''t dare to breathe loudly.


    Many years later, he could not forget this moment. The feeling of being dominated by fear and oppression seemed to be put in a coffin, and people outside were nailing nails.


    Hua is very angry, but he doesn''t dare to be angry and wants to laugh.


    Because it''s recording again.


    This round is a song guessing session. The team who guesses wrong will be punished by the rain and will pop up an umbrella, but it may not be a real umbrella, and an umbrella may not be good.


    Hua''s big and small Wang team won the game because he was good at guessing songs.


    Moreover, he wants to win Li Tiezhu and prove his talent.


    In the whole song guessing game, Li Tiezhu didn''t guess once. When he asked three questions, he didn''t know. Even his song "you laugh so good" was guessed by others.


    After the game, Shen Tao was stunned: "iron pillar, don''t you even remember the prelude to your own song?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I write too many songs. How can I remember so many?"


    Shen Tao: "but..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I am responsible for writing, you are responsible for recording."

 Chapter 635

    It''s so arrogant!


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani both laughed and clapped hands to celebrate each other. They are worthy of being brother Zhu. They lost so hard that they were full of energy.


    Some people lose, but he still wins, and always wins!


    Even if you''ve been drenched.


    On the other hand, the real winners all have strange expressions. Shen Teng''s face is wrinkled into chrysanthemums again. Jia Lin''s fat face is shocked. Guan Shuangshuang wants to laugh and is afraid that the spy attribute is too obvious, so he feels uncomfortable.


    Hua, who made great contributions to the victory, looked embarrassed. It seemed that he lost when he guessed the song "you look good when you laugh".


    This made him very unconvinced. Moreover, Li Tiezhu didn''t guess a song, which made him full of confidence.


    The feeling of being scared to pee went away again, and he thought he was a genius again.


    Hua feels that he doesn''t need to use the Navy and fans to do things. He just needs to step on Li Tiezhu in the program, especially in music games.


    Talent is visible to the naked eye!


    When the program was broadcast here, there was a fierce confrontation between the barrage. Although Hua Moumou did not dare to let the Navy do things again, he really had Chinese powder. Although the actual number was not large, he was better than his brain and loved to show.


    "Hua Hua is really a genius!"


    "The big and small Wang teams are all right."


    "Hua Hua is so cute!"


    "People in the embarrassing way should rely on Xu Shan and Zhang Xinyi..."


    "Is Li Tiezhu really a singer?"


    "He was in a daze throughout the game and didn''t guess."


    "Luhani is the same. Do such people deserve to be singers?"


    "Or my family Hua Hua awesome..."


    "This is the gap between talent and talent!"


    "I am responsible for writing, you are responsible for recording, Niu PI!"


    "I wrote too many songs to remember. Please help me."


    "In terms of pretending, I''m still serious."


    "Just guess a song. It has something to do with talent?"


    "Didn''t you find out? Someone in Hua seems a little afraid of Li Tiezhu. Pay attention to his eyes."


    "My Huahua will be afraid of a steamed stuffed bun?"


    "What long legs!"


    "Luhani is so lucky!"


    "Run away!"


    Shen Tao gave red envelopes to the two teams and arranged for everyone to take a shower and change clothes, because who got wet. You have to make up again after changing clothes. The recording of this program can''t be done in a while.


    Li Tiezhu quickly got ready and filled in the lyrics of "misplaced time and space" sung yesterday with a tablet in the lounge, which was "wind, flower, snow and moon". In fact, it''s copying. This is the original version. Li Tiezhu sang a special version yesterday.


    Li Tiezhu is good at learning now. He owes too much now, so he begins to cheat and play tricks.


    He decided to ask Uncle Tengger to sing the special edition of "misplaced time and space" with himself when he released the album, and then give the normal edition of "misplaced time and space" to the people who lined up to make an appointment.


    One song, why didn''t I think of it?


    Hua suddenly appeared in the lounge. Listening to the brother in the tablet, he suddenly felt a surge of jealousy.


    Li Tiezhu ignored him and continued to fill in the words.


    Hua Moumou: "new song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "HMM."


    Hua Moumou had a sour expression on his face. After a long time, he said, "it sounds good."


    Li Tiezhu looked at him: "thank you."


    Since then, the two never said a word. Li Tiezhu wrote songs and Hua wore headphones to listen to songs.


    Half an hour later, the third round of the program finally began to record.


    "This round of the game is also related to music! Its name is - chanting words with songs! The words are Chinese characters. We will give a word in each game. Please take turns to sing songs containing this word, and do not repeat until one side fails. There are seven games in this round, that is, seven words."


    Shen Tao introduced the rules of the last round of competition.


    Shen mouteng: "four wins in seven innings? Then we only need four innings. There is Hua Hua!"


    Jialin: brother! Be a little modest. Let''s play five games and let them play one game


    Shen mouteng: "OK, listen to you."


    Hua Moumou: "brother, sister, keep a low profile. If you lose, you will be ashamed."


    "It''s impossible to lose!"


    Guan Shuangshuang also smiles bitterly and shakes his head. Recording the program does not bring personal feelings. She still stands here. Hua Moumou''s guess of songs is really strong, so singing according to words will not be weak. And the other side? It seems that there are two singers, but one is more serious than the other. Luhani knows how to play football and lick my mother''s big legs. Li Tiezhu doesn''t know the so-called. He never listens to songs and prefers to practice martial arts rather than music.


    Hua looked at Guan Shuangshuang and said, "you have no confidence in brother Lu and Tiezhu?"


    Guan Shuangshuang rolled his eyes: "these two goods don''t listen to songs at ordinary times. I know them too well. How to say, this game... Is over!"


    Shen mouteng: "hahaha... This is, this is a critical hit from a close girlfriend!"


    Luhani shamelessly compared his heart: "you know me."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "bah! Shame."


    Xu Shan was angry: "Hey! Look down on people, don''t you? Don''t you see me here? I can sing many songs. I tell you, and I have a good memory!"


    Luhani: Yes! Mainly because of the big head


    Li Tiezhu: "still hairless, good heat dissipation."


    Xu Shanzheng: "uncle! Which side are you on? I''m a new force now! Be polite to me. I''ll tell you, it''s up to me to win. In those days, I was known as the Chinese small music library!"


    Luhani: "is it the age of hair? Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Uncle Shan Zheng has also been a hairstyle model. Dare you believe it? Hahaha..."


    These two are crazy people. They don''t know what''s funny about hating their own people.


    Xu Shan was speechless. I helped you find your face. Did you laugh at me? Why not?


    Shen Tao: "it seems that the players on both sides are eager to try! Let''s start, Miss amorous royal family, send the first word!"


    Xu Shan was not angry at once: "white!"


    Luhani: Yes


    Guan Shuangshuang ran around half the field, kicked Luhani and stared.


    Li Tiezhu also looked at the beautiful legs, and then looked at Guan Shuangshuang''s long legs. He thought, sure enough, men are big pig hooves. Obviously, sister Shuang''s legs are more beautiful, and fat deer can''t help licking the new and getting tired of the old.


    Luhani pointed to the princess''s snow-white thigh and argued: "I said the card in her hand was very white."


    Guan Shuangshuang: "do you have my white?"


    Luhani flattered with a smile and said in his heart that each has its own merits.


    The princess of the royal family twisted her waist and hips and showed a black card with a large golden character - window.


    Shen Tao said, "ah! The first word comes out, window! For the song about window, the big and small king teams sing first, and the game begins!"


    Jia Lin slapped Shen: "don''t look at your legs, sing."


    Shen Teng was stunned: "I can''t sing Hua Hua."


    Hua Moumou: "who will knock on my window again, the pain will be silent..."


    The audience cheered loudly.


    Shen Tao: "people are in the embarrassing team."


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani looked at each other and smiled. They looked at their legs. Who wants to sing? Then they looked at Zhang Xinyi.


    Zhang Xinyi''s poor brain is still struggling and looks a little painful.


    Shen Tao: "five, four, three, two..."


    Li Tiezhu sang out: "I''m a window with a locked heart door. I can''t close it when the cold wind comes and goes."


    Xu Shan immediately applauded and shouted, "good! Good!"


    Luhani hesitated because he had never heard of "iron pillar... It''s still powerful."


    Zhang Xinyi: "listen! Listen to the song!"


    Shen Tao hesitated and looked at the directors and staff. Does this song count? Why haven''t I heard of it?


    The staff also looked at a loss.


    Shen mouteng, Jia Lin and Guan Shuangshuang have been bluffed. After all, they are not professional.


    Hua has really heard many songs: "no... is there this song? Why haven''t I heard it?"


    Xu Shan argued: "Why have you heard of it? You haven''t heard much."


    Hua Moumou: "what''s the name of this song? Whose song?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "the window that can''t be closed is my song, but it hasn''t been written yet."


    Shen mouteng shouted, "that doesn''t count! Can you write your own song?"


    Shen Tao: "in theory, it''s OK. Moreover, these two sentences really sound good."


    Shen mouteng: "that... That''s cheating."


    Jia Lin: "it doesn''t matter, brother Teng. They are at a loss. They have all their own songs. Then compare and see how much they can write. They have the ability to be original!"


    Shen Mou Teng laughed wildly: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Guan Shuangshuang also went back: "it''s enough to be original in music programs. Who can play a game and be original?"


    No one believed it, neither did Li Tiezhu himself.


    The two sentences just now are also recorded during the audition. The system can audition for ten seconds, basically just two lyrics. The audition position of each song is not the same. However, the system has two more humanized functions. One is to collect what you like, and the other is to have a search function.


    Therefore, at the beginning of the game, Li Tiezhu subconsciously searched his collection of songs. There were 83 search results, and most of them impressed him.


    Who''s afraid of who?


    Shen Tao: "the game continues!"


    Jia Lin: "Hua Hua!"


    Hua Moumou: "a ray of sunshine shines into my window and illuminates my sadness."


    It''s people''s turn to play in the embarrassing team. Xu Shan Zheng looks at Luhani.


    Luhani smiled, "aren''t you a Chinese small song library?"


    Xu Shanzheng also smiled: "the quku blew up!"


    Zhang Xinyi was at a loss as always.


    Li Tiezhu stood up again: "last night I came out of your window again. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain. The song is called" out of the window "and is still in creation."


    Luhani jumped: "it''s original again? Brother Zhu is a cow!"


    Shen mouteng: "he, he hung up?"


    Hua Moumou sings: "in the window of my heart, I watch loneliness grow up."


    Li Tiezhu responded: "the sparrows outside the window talk much on the telegraph pole. You say this sentence has the feeling of summer." Qilixiang ", in creation."


    Hua Moumou: "the light in the window intoxicates me, hoping to hide in the distance ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "who is knocking on my window and who is plucking the strings?" forgotten time ", in creation."


    People nearby have been silly. It''s basically you and I who rush to sing. Can you write it on the spot? Is it really Li Tiezhu''s accumulated songs?


    Is that... Crazy? It''s the same as Temo!


    As an opponent, Hua Moumou''s mentality has collapsed a little. He found that he had a little trouble thinking about the songs he had heard.

 Chapter 636

    Guan Shuangshuang: "brother Hua, go on."


    Jialin: "come on, come on, it''s time."


    Hua smiled awkwardly and began to think of songs. However, he couldn''t think of anything in his mind.


    Shen Tao: "five, four, three, two, one! Failure."


    Shen mouteng: "sin! Why can''t you remember at the critical moment? I think of many songs about windows."


    Jialin: "then why don''t you sing?"


    Shen mouteng: "didn''t I give you a chance to show?"


    Here, Xu Shanzheng stood up to Luhani, slightly provocative and said, "what kind of ghost game? I don''t have a sense of participation at all! I won before I shot. It''s too easy."


    Luhani also smiled: "Tiezhu thinks it''s too troublesome to think of a song. It''s still convenient to write it yourself. Write it as you use it."


    Zhang Xinyi said, "Tiezhu is so lucky. The unfinished songs are related to the window."


    Luhani: "second sister, I''m afraid you have any misunderstanding about Tiezhu. Does he seem to have saved manuscripts? According to my understanding of him, nine times out of ten he thinks now."


    Zhang Xinyi: "impossible! It''s terrible."


    Xu Shan Zheng made a cold swimming move towards Zhang Xinyi, and asked, "what''s this?"


    Zhang Xinyi''s conditioned reflex said, "cool shrimp! What''s the matter?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "excellent!"


    The irony was directly filled, and everyone present felt it, but the second sister didn''t know it.


    The barrage was also an exclamation:


    "I''ll be good. Li Tiezhu scared me..."


    "Awesome ~"


    "Remember the live broadcast of Li Tiezhu''s voice?" the Royal tiktok.


    "At that time, he said he wrote ten songs on the spot. Some people didn''t believe it. Now I believe it."


    "This talent is terrible."


    "That song" can''t close the window "sounds like an explosion!"


    "I like Qi Li Xiang. I don''t know if there will be this song on the next album."


    "Every song is beautiful and has different styles. This is Li Tiezhu!"


    "Superstar Li Tiezhu!"


    "In terms of writing songs, I would like to call him the first in the world."


    "I seriously doubt whether it is a gimmick deliberately planned by the program team. How can it be so anti-human?"


    "Huage king is really talented! Pooh!"


    "Hua''s face has changed. Ha ha, laugh to death!"


    "Where''s Huafen? Come out and take two steps."


    "Let me tell you a joke: Hua''s music is world-class, poof ~"


    "Hua Moumou: Li Tiezhu''s music level needs to be improved! Ha!"


    "A musical genius who has played for more than ten periods has been turned into a dog by seconds, which is very gratifying."


    "You have the ability to use originality all the time!"


    "My Huahua is just careless."


    "Hua Hua asked Li Tiezhu. In order to take care of the guests, do you really think Hua Hua can''t think of a song?"


    "Huafen is a group of people with the most sense of humor. They argue against it."


    "Huafen is going to turn over Yunde society."


    In the program, Jia Lin and Guan are also comforting Hua and telling him to be more frustrated and brave. There are still several opportunities to turn the table.


    Shen Tao called out Miss Wang and sent the second word - month.


    Everyone is relieved. There are many songs about the moon, but if it''s easy, it''s easy for both sides.


    Shen mouteng sang first. The old man finally thought of an old song: "the moon shines on Kyushu... How about? Ha ha!"


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani tacitly pushed Li Tiezhu out.


    Li Tiezhu said, "won''t you?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "yes! I also think of several songs, but we don''t sing old songs. Let you be original."


    Luhani: "the audience has been waiting for your new album for a year and a half. Don''t you mean it?"


    Zhang Xinyi worried: "original? It''s not good. It''s too difficult. No one can..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, well, I''ll try."


    Zhang Xinyi: "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t think about it, so he began to sing: "the moonlight in Luzhou is sprinkled on his heart. You under the moon are not the same as you used to be. Luzhou moon, in creation."


    The audience only applauded. It was so fast and... Extremely beautiful.


    You are even embarrassed to say that Li Tiezhu sings indiscriminately, because his original singing is even better than the old songs sung by others.


    Normally, Shen mouteng should be on fire at this time. For example, he despises you and challenges your music library with originality. He simply doesn''t take you seriously.


    He is also good at doing this, but this time he is quiet, because Li Tiezhu is really beating Hua so and so in the face.


    Guan Shuangshuang smiled without saying anything, and his micro expression was a little funny.


    Jia Lin waved her fist to Hua Moumou: "come on, Hua Hua! You are the best!"


    Hua Moumou: "the moon is like water, the mountain is like a dragon, and the snow on the sand field in the north is also red..."


    Li Tiezhu: "white moonlight, somewhere in my heart. White moonlight, in creation."


    "I look up at the moon, how many¡°


    "I admit it''s all the trouble caused by the moon. The moonlight is too beautiful and gentle. The trouble caused by the moon, in creation."


    "You are the moon, I am the sun, you and I will never meet."


    "When will the moon be there? Ask the wine to the blue sky. I don''t know the palace in the sky... When will the moon be there? In the creation."


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani immediately applauded.


    "Can''t you accept it? Iron pillars are so awesome."


    "Brother Zhu is powerful!"


    Zhang Xinyi also murmured, "listen carefully..."


    For a time, Hua''s pupil was a little out of focus.


    Shen Teng saw that his teammates couldn''t hold on and jumped out to delay the time: "Li Tiezhu, you can''t do this. Isn''t this Tang poetry?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Song Ci."


    Shen mouteng: "what do I care about you? In short, it''s not pure originality. At least the words are written by others."


    Xu Shan shouted, "do you understand music? Composition is not creation?"


    Shen mouteng: "I don''t understand! But I know it''s not 100% original..."


    Li Tiezhu: "let me change it... The moonlight in the city lights up the dream. Please warm his heart. Moonlight in the city, in creation."


    Shen immediately shut up.


    Xu Shan smiled: "ha! Continue to sophistry!"


    Then, Jia Lin and Guan Shuangshuang also joined the battlefield and sang several songs respectively, which were all rejected by Li Tiezhu with a new song.


    After a few rounds, Li Tiezhu has won warm applause from the audience. Although the bias of these audiences was obvious, they have been convinced now.


    Li Tiezhu sang again: "why is there only a curved moon left in my sky." midnight Serenade ", in creation."


    Hua Moumou lost again, and others couldn''t think of a song.


    Barrage:


    "This is definitely a sling!"


    "After so and so came to China, this program always makes music programs. I''m tired of it. It''s finally cool today!"


    "It''s cool, okay? I like watching iron pillars hit my face."


    "Li Tiezhu''s song writing is really coming with his mouth open."


    "I never believed in this song before. There were geniuses in the world until I met Li Tiezhu."


    "This is not what you can do after decades of studying music."


    "Talent is more important than specialty."


    "This NIMA... King of kings!"


    "All the songs are divine. Just take out a song that can hang and beat Hua."


    "I suspect that Li Tiezhu has a habit of saving songs. When he has saved it, he takes it out and pretends to force him to punch his face."


    "Most of them should be saved, but his ability to write songs on site is also great."


    "So why did the third album take so long? Bah! Li Tiezhu!"


    "Bah! Li Tiezhu!"


    "Bah! Li Tiezhu!"


    "Some time ago, I saw a lot of water army hype that Li Tiezhu was jealous of Hua''s talent. Hahaha, I can laugh for a year."


    "Today''s program is all about Li Tiezhu stepping on people!"


    "Understand people."


    Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu strongly uses his original songs against Hua Moumou. Obviously, he wants to use his rebellious music talent to swell Hua Moumou''s face, so that he can no longer force his face to install in front of Li Tiezhu, so that his brain powder dare not bind Li Tiezhu maliciously.


    The previous warning in the backstage, it''s not an outdated appetizer. Do you think the second sister really has such a big brand?


    After warning, use talent to crush Hua so and so, so that you can never suffer from it.


    At the same time, you can make an example. With the hanging picture of this program, those musicians who want to touch porcelain Li Tiezhu in the future need to think about it.


    When Li Tiezhu met yehenara and Wang Feng live, famous singers in the music circle rarely forced Li Tiezhu.


    That time was a blow to the top and this time was a blow to the bottom. Those non red goods will not dare or deserve to compare their talents with Li Tiezhu in the future.


    One punch open, lest a hundred punches come.


    In the program, someone Hua''s face was already iron blue, and there was no blood on his face.


    He had known Li Tiezhu''s sinister intentions for a long time, but he didn''t believe that Li Tiezhu could defeat him completely, so he didn''t mind, but now he regretted.


    Jia Lin said, "Li Tiezhu, why do you always use original songs? You can also use old songs. In this way, in this way... You can play longer."


    She is adjusting the atmosphere and trying to stop Li Tiezhu''s face beating.


    Before Li Tiezhu spoke, Guan Shuangshuang spoke:


    "Sister, I''m afraid I can''t! Because Li Tiezhu doesn''t even listen to his own songs, how can he know any old songs? You haven''t sung KTV with him, and you can''t do anything."


    Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "yes! I don''t remember some old songs. I''m so ashamed."


    Ashamed of your mother, you pretending to be a criminal.


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani laughed with stomachache and squatted on the ground.


    Li Tiezhu also said, "in addition, I''m sorry for the singers who look up to me and invite me to sing. This year, they made TV dramas and movies, didn''t write much songs, and have been in arrears for a long time. Today, you should go shopping. Which song do you see? Contact me, and I''ll pay off my debt."


    Shen Tao: "Tiezhu, are you too arrogant? We not only play movies for you, but also play songs for you, don''t we?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "thanks to the program group! There are such fun games. I kill many birds with one stone. The program has also been recorded. I have paid off my debts. It''s the best of both worlds."


    The second sister looked back and wanted to say something, but she couldn''t open her mouth.


    Yes, Li Tiezhu openly wants to embarrass China, but others use originality. You, a singer who claims to be extremely talented, can''t even compare with each other with old songs. Even if you are biased in favor of you, you can''t say anything.


    Shen mouteng: "nothing, go on! The four of us think together. If we don''t believe it, we can''t fight a Li Tiezhu."


    So, the third word was revealed - dream.


    Li Tiezhu sang first and enlarged his move at the beginning: "let youth blow my long hair and let him lead my dream. Dreamer, in creation."

 Chapter 637

    Hua was confused on the spot. He was in a trance. I wish it was a nightmare. Just wake up.


    "Oh..."


    Luhani directly covered his face and didn''t see it. Li Tiezhu was really hanging. Raising his hand was a slap in the face. It was so fierce that it hurt.


    This song "dreamer" is not perfect. Even in Li Tiezhu''s works, it can be called the top.


    Xu Shan took a pair of playing cards out of his pocket and squatted down to shuffle: "little deer, second sister, come... Fight the landlord!"


    Luhani didn''t think it was too big. He squatted over and said, "it''s a treat if you lose."


    Xu Shanzheng: "how about cold shrimp, second sister?"


    Zhang Xinyi looked blankly: "why fight the landlord? Didn''t you record the program?"


    What about the game? You fight the landlord? Just leave a Li Tiezhu?


    Too ironic!


    Shen Tao couldn''t help saying, "it''s too much! It''s too much!"


    Shen mouteng: "bald! You deceive people too much!"


    Xu Shanzheng: "you have the ability to win!"


    Jia Lin: "you don''t respect your opponent. My heart is cold..."


    Luhani: "no, you think too much. We just look down on ourselves. The three of us are waste! Don''t participate."


    Xu Shan fought for a cheap smile: "ha ha... Yes, yes!"


    Guan Shuangshuang is trying to think of a song. This is the fourth game. If he loses this game, the game is over.


    She doesn''t want to win much, mainly because she wants to delay the game a little longer and let the king get a few more iron fists of justice one day.


    She really thought of the song: "do you remember the childhood dream? Where is the angry paper plane..."


    Li Tiezhu: "take me to the sky with you, because you are my dream. My dream, in creation."


    "Rob the landlord."


    "Don''t rob."


    "Rob the landlord, Hei hei."


    The big and small king teams fought back, and the four men went to battle together. They held up several rounds. Li Tiezhu fought back violently without mercy.


    "My future is not a dream, my heart is moving with hope." my future is not a dream ", in creation."


    "Look at the vast expanse of smoke through the ages, running with the hope of dreams." Legend of God ", in creation."


    "The first dream, hold it in your hand. In the creation of the first dream."


    "As soon as surpassing dreams takes off, you and I need to face it sincerely. Surpassing dreams, this... Doesn''t want to write too much."


    Jia Linzhao, Shen tengtengchu: "brother, you make complaints about it? Is it human?"


    Shen mouteng glanced at Hua Moumou. His eyes were straight. He basically didn''t sing much behind. Obviously, he bowed his head and admitted defeat. Li Tiezhu''s inventory seems endless. The longer he fights, the less face he will have. Hua has given up.


    Guan Shuangshuang, the villain, is still pulling his head. Obviously, he wants to drag it down.


    Shen mouteng decided to terminate the game. Anyway, Li Tiezhu''s goal was achieved. He laughed: "Jia Lin, Shuangshuang, Hua Hua, let''s play mahjong? Leave the stage to Li Tiezhu and let him dress up!"


    Guan Shuangshuang smiled and didn''t want to sing: "ha ha..."


    Jia Lin: "yes, playing mahjong! What broken games, no sense of achievement, ha..."


    Hua Moumou smiled far fetched and didn''t make a sound.


    Over there, Xu Shanzheng: "bomb! There''s only one left, ha ha ha!"


    Luhani: "King fried! Shunzi, it''s gone."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''ll go..."


    Zhang Xinyi: "treat, eh? Is the game over?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "the other side surrendered."


    Shen mouteng: "brother, it''s not easy for you to save some songs. I''ll give you face!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you''re too polite. I still have more than 20 songs about dreams."


    Shen Teng smiled gradually in a trance: "I... I can''t hold it, okay? The elderly are in poor health, okay?"


    Shen Tao: "OK! The big and small Wang team abstained. This game was won by people in the embarrassing team, 4-0. Congratulations to people in the embarrassing team, who won the third round of the game and won two red envelopes..."


    Barrage:


    "It''s a dimensionality reduction attack!"


    "Hua has begun to doubt life, ha ha..."


    "Hua Hua is really cute at this time!"


    "As a Huafen, I seem to see the sun!"


    "Li Tiezhu is really strong."


    "What is the operation of fighting landlords?"


    "The song was sung by Li Tiezhu. It forced Xu Shan to finish pretending!"


    "Cool shrimp sister''s IQ is too touching."


    "I strongly doubt that Li Tiezhu''s songs are wholesale in the lotus pond."


    "There are more than twenty more..."


    "Inhuman."


    "The dreamer is so beautiful!"


    "Suddenly began to love the other contestants of China good song. I don''t know if they are watching this program."


    "Harvest new serious quotations: writing songs is just as good as cooking."


    "Digging lotus roots, world-class singers gave up resistance."


    "It''s like Tyson beating children."


    "Is this the show? Is this the show?"


    "Let you pretend to be disgusting with music programs every time, and heaven will bring justice!"


    At the beginning, Huafen forced to wash the floor, but now it''s quiet. I really can''t find any tricky angle to lick huaxx.


    The audience with normal intelligence has long seen that their level is not on the same level, and the gap is huge.


    Even, Li Tiezhu''s horror talent can surpass the whole singing world.


    In the program, Shen Tao presided over the final red envelope competition. Of course, people won in the embarrassing team. Then, the host and guests advertised "people in the embarrassing way". After that, the program will end.


    Hua Moumou left first with a dark face.


    Others talk and laugh with each other. The entertainment industry is still personal and sophisticated.


    Just like today, if Shen mouteng and Guan on the opposite side were not biased towards Li Tiezhu, it would be really difficult for him to complete this difficult rolling.


    Li Tiezhu offered to invite them to dinner. No one refused, including Shen Tao.


    On the other hand, Hua returned to the backstage without removing his makeup, so he hurried to the office of a leader of the TV station with his agent.


    He knew that the broadcast just now would have a devastating impact on his image.


    When the leader saw them come in, he smiled kindly and said, "Xiaohua, is the program finished? I haven''t finished work yet. It''s still early for dinner."


    Hua said, "uncle, I think there is a problem with the recording of the program. I suggest re recording."


    Leader: "Oh? Then just let the director record it again."


    The broker came forward and said: "Well, during the recording of the program, the guests deliberately humiliated and bullied Hua Hua in the game. I agreed with the director and producer. At that time, I expressed my opposition, but they didn''t listen to my suggestions at all and stubbornly continued recording. Hua Hua focused on the overall situation and swallowed his anger. Later, it intensified, as if the blue channel was run by his family..."


    The leader frowned: "this Li Tiezhu is really lawless. Do you really think I am a bully? I''ll call the director and producer right away."


    Two minutes later, the director and producer came to the office and explained to the leaders.


    Hua and his agent had a conflict with the director and producer, and they argued on the spot.


    "Do you want Huahua''s reputation? Do you know how much impact this program will have on Huahua''s image? I think we should delete that paragraph and make a game recording again."


    "Hehe... Which of those coffee places is lower than you? Let''s record it again? Don''t people have a face? You only know your reputation. Do you know how much traffic and heat this section will bring to blue station if it is broadcast? There are twenty or thirty new songs and one classic in a program, which is a must pop gimmick!"


    "We don''t care. You can''t hurt Huahua for your interests."


    "I''m really sorry. As the director of the program, what I care most about is the program effect. Moreover, I have reported this incident to the director. The director said personally that I must do that paragraph well!"


    Now the leader is also in the wax. He is only the second leader of the variety department and is far from qualified to say goodbye to the director.


    Hua and his agent were also silent.


    The producer said: "Hua Moumou, please always pay attention to your identity. You are just one of the four regular guests. We arrange music programs for you every time because we are addicted to your so-called talent? No! Shen mouteng and Jia Lin have a sense of humor and variety. Needless to say, Guan shuangshuangshuang can play freely and afford to play. She is the one who eats every time on the program. You have no sense of variety and can''t afford to play, We can''t force you to push the music talent. Don''t you know? "


    Director: "moreover, it''s you who provoked Li Tiezhu. What''s none of our business? He played games with original songs. You think he hit you in the face. Then you also responded with on-site original songs! Aren''t you good at writing songs?"


    Hua Moumou blushed and was completely speechless.


    artistic talent?


    How can a normal person compare with him?


    As the director and producer of the blue channel''s core program, these two can speak. Even this leader can''t forcibly influence their decision, only the right of suggestion.


    Finally, the leaders began to be friendly, and the program went on satellite TV intact.


    When he returned to the backstage of the program, Hua was gnashing his teeth with hatred, but he was just incompetent and furious.


    "Yo, Hua Hua is still there? We thought you were gone."


    Cried Caroline.


    At this time, Jia Lin, Guan Shuangshuang, Shen Tao and Shen mouteng came out together with "people in an embarrassing way" and were preparing to find a place to have a big meal.


    Hua said perfunctorily, "well, I''ll go later."


    Zhang Xinyi, the second sister, reproduces the honey operation: "Tiezhu is a treat in the evening. Let''s go and kill him with my sister."


    Others looked at Zhang Xinyi in surprise. Do you think your brother''s face is not swollen enough?


    Hua Moumou looked embarrassed: "no, no..."


    Zhang Xinyi: "you''re welcome! Don''t you have a conflict with Tiezhu? What can''t be solved by a big meal? Elder sister, help you turn fighting into friendship!"


    Hua is even more embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "second sister, brother Hua is going to invite leader Chen upstairs and the chairman of Santai group to dinner tonight. The red wine has been airlifted. How can you have a simple meal with us?"


    Zhang Xinyi: "yes, isn''t it?"


    Hua looked at Li Tiezhu in horror, quickly moved his eyes and ran away: "there are arrangements. Sorry, next time..."


    damn!


    How did he know? What else does he know?


    No, this guy is terrible. Don''t mess with him again in the future. This time, he was really afraid, counselled and admitted.

 Chapter 638

    A few days later in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu brought the crew to Xiangnan mango station to record.


    This program is different from the previous two. It will be broadcast on the weekend before the Spring Festival. It is only five days from the premiere of the film. It is a key publicity time point.


    This time, Li Tiezhu didn''t bring his second Sister Zhang Xinyi. In fact, there can''t be two lying dragon and Phoenix chicks in a team at the same time. One Li Tiezhu is enough.


    In addition to Li Tiezhu, Xu Shanzheng and Luhani, they also brought songzhu''er and Zhao Liya.


    After a week, songzhuer has arranged the company''s affairs, and even the annual meeting has been held. Li Tiezhu participated in remote video.


    There is a high-grade dessert shop under the mango stage. At this time, the crew will rest here and make an appointment with two old friends.


    "Tiezhu, the songs you sang on were basically divided up by the artists who asked for songs. How to give them? Go back and have a look... Many singers called me and said they wanted to sing. Are you going to sing this song yourself?"


    As soon as they met, songzhuer talked about work with Li Tiezhu, which was also not interesting.


    Li Tiezhu said, "there''s also a love version that can be sung for others. It''s estimated that it will take a long time to write other songs. They can decide first, and I''ll give them after I write them."


    Luhani said, "fat water doesn''t flow into outsiders'' fields, iron pillars..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t owe you a song."


    Luhani: brother pheasant that time


    Li Tiezhu sighed, "well, I''ll fill in the words for you now."


    With that, Li Tiezhu took out the tablet and keyboard.


    Luhani is so happy that the new album has a title song again. Hey! Who dares to say I''m out of breath? I have a song! It''s not the kind of sea bowl wide noodles.


    Xu Shan Zheng sat far away and brushed his mobile phone. He looked furtive and showed an obscene smile from time to time.


    Zhao Liya is listening to music and resting on the other side wearing headphones. Recently, she has been frantically hoarding inspiration to be in front of Li Tiezhu.


    Songzhuer said, "I''m going to the Grammy in a few days. The company has arranged assistants, translators and bodyguards for you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you go with me. What assistant and interpreter do you want?"


    Songzhu''er thought for a while. She didn''t have anything to do. She nodded and said, "yes, but bodyguards still need to be equipped. Please hire a team from a local professional security company in the United States. This must be. The air in the United States is too sweet now. Free millijian, gunfight every day."


    Li Tiezhu did not object: "OK! I seem to see on the Internet that an American White left said he wanted to beat me?"


    Matsushita: "yes, there are still a lot of people. Even, they have launched a campaign of" Hai Bian aynpera Lee "and tens of thousands of people have signed up. Although the Grammy official condemns it, you know, people in this country have the freedom to" talk irresponsibly and nonsense. "


    Luhani is listening to pantothenic acid. It''s a Grammy!


    Except that Hua Moumou spent money to rub it once, other Chinese singers have never been invited. Instead, some ethnic orchestras have won some small awards.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s three nominations this time are a historical precedent.


    At this time, the door of the private room opened, he Ling and sister La came in wrapped tightly, and they were too cautious under their own TV station.


    In the first half of the year, something happened because of the dispute between the first brother.


    First, the meal has caused controversy. It is said that many artists asked fans to pay for expensive afternoon tea to the hosts on the program, otherwise they would not be taken care of by the hosts or even the camera.


    Then he Ling, sister spicy and other hosts received gifts, which were almost expensive luxuries and sent by artist fans.


    Although the matter is now light, Mr. He and they are still trying to avoid suspicion. At present, they have not opened the ordering business and do not accept gifts.


    Therefore, songzhuer made a direct appointment with them. Some things are not suitable for talking on TV.


    "Miss He, sister spicy!"


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer got up to say hello.


    The other three also greeted the two hosts. They were not strangers, so they were not polite for too long.


    After the greeting, Luhani went to peep at Xu Shanzheng and guide her sister''s acting. Zhao Liya continued to listen to the song.


    Teacher he and sister La sit opposite Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er.


    "Pillar, I heard you''re getting engaged next year? Congratulations."


    "Thank you, Mr. He. It should be a ceremony in the summer vacation. Please come and have a drink with sister la."


    "Originally, I wanted to host it for you. Unexpectedly, I won''t argue with peach first. How about I host it when you get married?"


    "Thank you so much!"


    "Hum ~ Guo gangde can''t argue with me. Who dares to let a crosstalk speaker preside over the wedding? It''s noisy!"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "yell at him. Don''t make my engagement ceremony into crosstalk."


    He Ling laughed: "ha ha... Have you just regained your consciousness? Don''t worry, Lao Guo is a man with strong traditional ideas and can''t make trouble. You think everyone is you? You don''t want to mess around."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head and had a close relationship with he Ling. Everyone didn''t beat around the bush.


    Xie La said, "sister LA will preside over it with Mr. He."


    Matsushita: "don''t! Please let us go."


    Xie La: "look down on me?"


    Matsushita: "I just think highly of you. How different are your acting styles from Li Tiezhu?"


    He Ling: "same heartless, ha ha..."


    Xie La looked at Li Tiezhu: "pillar, we call it upright, right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, we are just simple and simple."


    He Ling: "poof! This summary is in place."


    Xie La: "I suspect he scolded me."


    He Ling: "no doubt, what... The second season has begun, you know? Brother Jie participated as a guest of kicking. He wanted to sing your song, but our station doesn''t have copyright, so I''ll ask you."


    This is not suitable for Xie LA to say it by herself, because she and Li Tiezhu are not so familiar.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes! Go back and help Zhuer get the copyright done."


    He Ling teased songzhu''er: "iron head babies are now set up by good wives and mothers? The little girl who caught frogs has grown up!"


    Songzhu''er didn''t know what blushing was. He held his head high and said, "the iron is still under my head!"


    Xie La pretended to be careless and touched he Ling with her elbow.


    Pine bamboo son: "spicy elder sister has something to say."


    Xie La was suddenly embarrassed.


    He Ling: "it''s really hot. Why are you anxious? Zhu Er is extremely smart. There''s no need to make small moves in front of her. Just say it directly. Brother Jie will release a new album next year, two songs short. Isn''t it time for Tiezhu to open a music supermarket? We want to rub it, too."


    I have to say that he Ling is very talkative. I won''t say anything about praising Li Tiezhu. When Zhang Xiaojie asked for a brother, he used our title, so Li Tiezhu couldn''t refuse.


    After all, the support given to Li Tiezhu, who has just made his debut, is not small.


    Songzhuer said, "which song do you want? Because there are many people inviting songs, many singers are scrambling, and you belong to jumping in the queue. In addition, the love version of has been given to brother Lu."


    This is also the reason why Xie La asked he Ling for help. She and Zhang Xiaojie didn''t invite songs in advance, so it''s a little impolite to ask for songs now.


    He Ling looks at Xie la. He can''t help.


    Xie La is not thin skinned and says, "he."


    He Ling: "poof..."


    Xie La stared: "what are you laughing at? Can''t people have some dreams?"


    He Ling endured a smile: "dreams can be, but blind thoughts can''t be."


    Xie La smiled herself.


    Mr. He''s high EQ reappeared in the Jianghu and attacked Xie La in advance, so as not to embarrass everyone after Li Tiezhu refused, but also leave enough room for Li Tiezhu to avoid the embarrassing scene of "forcing the palace", which is very emotional.


    Li Tiezhu was also amused and said, "no, but it''s very suitable for brother Jie''s voice. Yi Xing, pheasant and Xue Qian also want this song. I''ll turn them back."


    Give me one. It''s already very face saving.


    He Ling said, "I also want to sing. Who doesn''t want to sing such a good song? Iron pillar wants to sing by himself?"


    He found that Xie La still wanted a song and quickly turned off the topic. This matter has embarrassed Li Tiezhu. It would be too much to be aggressive.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes, last time the neck teacher called, listening to his meaning seemed to let me write this song. They also want ratings."


    Xie La is really greedy, but she is not stupid. After being reminded by he Ling, she smiled and said in Xichuan Dialect: "thank you, my sister invites you to have hot pot in the evening!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I want it."


    He Ling: "pillar, it''s the fourth season again after the new year. Let''s... Still follow the old rules?"


    Li Tiezhu: "old rules."


    The old rule is that Li Tiezhu participates in the first recording.


    He Ling: "well, Mr. Huang was still asking two days ago. He was looking forward to you. He was ready-made."


    We left the dessert shop and went to mango station to record the program.


    He Ling and Xie La said hello to the program team. Therefore, Li Tiezhu and Xu Shan argued that after they came, clothing, props, makeup, scripts, games and other links were the top configuration. This program was made with high-quality products.


    Over the years, it has become more and more water, but this time they are obviously very attentive.


    This is the art of trading.


    Under the leadership of Xie La, the three hosts, Wei Jia, Du Haibo and Wu Xien, took the initiative to greet them in their dressing room. They were very friendly and happy.


    Soon, the program recording began. As always, it was the beginning of the magic dance of the happy family, and then invited guests.


    He Ling said: "I''m happy to record the program today. It doesn''t look like I''m working at all. Just now the director said that I look a few years younger today! Because today are my good friends. What''s the matter when my friends come?"


    Xie La: "here comes my friend, there is a shotgun! Oh, no, there is good wine, ha ha..."


    Poof


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 Chapter 639

    Xie La, strictly speaking, does not belong to a qualified host. Her professional ability and literacy are not qualified, let alone field control ability. However, as a variety show host, she appears very outstanding, mainly related to her Huobao character.


    This is why he Ling is willing to help her up. She can always surprise people in the program.


    Li Tiezhu, Xu Shanzheng, Lu Hani, song Zhuer and Zhao Liya came out of a rather boastful door. The ranking of appearance is key, which is determined by Xu Shan.


    "Friends come with shotguns, enemies come with good wine, right?"


    Xu Shan competes to cancel Xie la. He is the oldest and has the most say.


    Xie La said with a smile: "sorry, the enemy is also a shotgun, hahaha..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "good guy! It''s sudden when you see people, isn''t it?"


    Xie LA has been laughed crazy by herself.


    He Ling said, "Mr. Shanzheng, deer, iron pillar, bamboo, ya ya, welcome... It''s mainly warm and enthusiastic! I feel kind when I see you. I can''t help but carry out a shotgun and shoot some game to taste fresh for fat friends from afar!"


    Wei Jia echoed: "yes, a shotgun for hunting and cooking."


    Xie La: "Wow, Mr. He can."


    He linglue proudly akimbo: "witty? This is a host''s self-cultivation!"


    Xu Shan fought for a huge bald head and said, "just argue! Don''t force me to put an iron pillar against you."


    He lingsec counselled: "not so... At least it''s my base camp. Everyone is friends. How about leaving me some thin noodles? Thank you, brother Zhu! Please don''t stand aside, I''m afraid!"


    "It''s the same everywhere, Mr. He."


    Li Tiezhu was pushed to the middle and stood next to he Ling. On the left were Xu Shanzheng and Luhani, and on the right were he Ling and Xie la.


    Xie La said, "Mr. He, this is our home. Why should we be afraid of Li Tiezhu?"


    He Ling: "haven''t you heard of it? Where is Tiezhu? It''s his home. I''ve recorded so many programs with him. I don''t know his power? Not to mention that Mr. Huang, Fang Bo and sun Lei have to retreat. Even Guo gangde has to shake when he sees him."


    Xie La: "isn''t that as good as me?"


    He Ling: "poof... You can''t live by doing your own sins! Pillar ah ~ today, the four of us are all friends with you, except sister la. You can do whatever you want!"


    Xie La: "what can I do? I haven''t lost a quarrel."


    He Ling took it back: "OK! Good luck! Next, let''s give a round of applause to welcome all our guests, Li Tiezhu, Xu Shanzheng, Lu Hani, song Zhuer, and Yaya Zhao Liya from" people in embarrassment. "


    The applause was very warm, mixed with cheers, because the atmosphere director was directing the audience.


    He Ling took the script and said, "there must be a lot of Li Tiezhu''s fans and movie fans, both in front of the audience and in front of the TV. As we all know, Tiezhu is not the first time to be a director. We all know the two excellent works of the rabbit that year and the soldier assault, but this one is in trouble." For iron pillar, it is still unique. So what''s special about this film? Iron pillar. "


    Li Tiezhu hesitated: "just... Ask? Don''t make a little game to pave the way? Your program doesn''t seem to be smooth..."


    Xie La: "Tiezhu, are you questioning the level of a variety show that has existed for more than 20 years? This program is older than you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, for so many years, have you... Got the professional qualification certificate of the host?"


    Xie La: "director, cut off this paragraph! Just cut off all that paragraph."


    Li Tiezhu: "sure enough, I haven''t got it yet..."


    Xie LA''s smile began to cramp: "Li Tiezhu will hate me even if he doesn''t publicize the film. He... Must covet my beauty! Hum ~ beautiful women are always ill fated..."


    He Ling, Wei Jia and other host Baotou laughed wildly. Xu Shanzheng''s face was wrinkled into embarrassing words. Songzhuer smiled with Zhao Liya in his arms.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Xie La: "aunt, the card powder is gone."


    Xie La quickly touched the corner of her eye: "ah? Yes? People don''t have makeup. They always have plain face."


    Li Tiezhu: "when we are blind? If we pull it out completely, it can be as thick as Sanxingdui bronze mask."


    Xie La was speechless.


    He Ling: "well, Tiezhu, please dry introduce your movies. After the routine, we can go to the next link."


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact... It''s nothing special. It''s just a movie. We spent money and energy on it and made some money. We came to this program to cheat... Invite more viewers to the cinema to see" people in embarrassment ". Thank you!"


    He Ling: "ah... It''s really a rough advertisement. Please help us translate it. You''re a talented translator!"


    Songzhuer held Zhao Liya and said:


    "Tiezhu" means that although he has worked hard for this film, he doesn''t want to complain in front of the audience. This is the pain that a filmmaker should eat. Therefore, from this point of view, "people in the embarrassing way" is only one of many films, not special. Just like kung Fu Like movies, in the final analysis, you still need feedback from the box office to define whether a movie is good or bad. When you come to happy camp today, Tiezhu wants to report to the audience who pay attention to him. This movie is the result. If you trust Tiezhu''s works and character, you don''t mind going to the cinema to support it. "


    He Ling: "awesome! Then, what about Xu Shan competing for the teacher?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "man in the middle of nowhere is a film full of miracles. Trust me!"


    "Deer?"


    "This is my first time in a comedy film. It''s fun, really!"


    "Thank the fawn for his pale speech, ya ya."


    "I''ll run the Dragon suit. There''s nothing to say. Anyway, iron pillar products must be high-quality products. It''s right."


    He Ling: "well, thank you for the speeches of the five main creators. I think everyone, like me, immediately reduced their impulse to see people in embarrassment after listening to their speeches."


    Xie La: "they won''t advertise themselves and milk themselves to death, and then complain about the poor influence of our program?"


    Wei Jia said, "I''m not afraid. They''ve been on other programs. We can''t blame them only."


    Xu Shan argued, "what do you mean? Our original 200 million box office film came to your program, and there were only 50 million left?"


    He Ling: "the mountain fights for the teacher! Things are changeable, and this kind of thing is not impossible."


    Luhani: is it still time for us to go now


    He Ling was polite: "it''s too late. Please relax, xiansen. The $50 million box office is also a great breakthrough for you."


    When the deer hanidun grabbed his hair with both hands and rubbed it wildly: "the pillar, he humiliated me!"


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about him: "nothing, nothing. No, he doesn''t say, bullet screen comments will be yours. It''s the same! But you are so handsome, no box office, and many people will be filming with you. Do you think I will invite you?"


    Luhani tidied up his hairstyle again: "didn''t you invite me because of my acting skills?"


    Everyone laughed. The most outrageous thing was that Xie La hit Du Haibo while laughing.


    Li Tiezhu lost his smile and looked at Luhani: "if you weren''t my brother, I couldn''t help smoking you just now, really."


    Luhani looked up at the sky: "the world is always full of prejudice! I''m used to it."


    Xu Shanzheng jumped up and hit Luhani: "prejudice! Prejudice! I let you prejudice..."


    Li Tiezhu ran up and kicked: "get out of the way, I''ll come!"


    Fighting, of course, is fun.


    He Ling lost no time standing in front of the three people in a group and said to the camera:


    "As you can see, this is a very united and loving crew, and I believe their works will not disappoint you. If you have a mine at home and have time on the second day of the lunar new year, you might as well go to the cinema. Of course, I appeal to you to act according to your ability. For such a luxurious and grand thing as watching movies, you must think twice and don''t spend impulsively..."


    Du Haibo: "if it''s really difficult to choose, you might as well throw a coin. Don''t go to the front and the back. If the coin is standing, you can have a look."


    Wei Jia was stunned and smiled and clapped hands with Du Haibo.


    Wu Xien: "let''s enter the game link..."


    Barrage:


    "This program is strange."


    "It''s very nice."


    "Sister La really can''t stand Li Tiezhu!"


    "Iron pillar, who is so simple and naive, has spoken his heart again. He deceived you into going to the movies???"


    "Songzhuer deserves to be a translator."


    "Luhani... It''s really shameless and a little cute."


    "For other guests, Mr. He won''t be so cruel?"


    "Alternative anti routine publicity is not bad."


    "In this period, Li Tiezhu didn''t open the way with a song."


    The game of happy camp is so old that everyone is familiar with it. After two rounds of games, we come to the most classic game - who is undercover.


    He Ling: "Tiezhu, have you seen our program play this game?"


    Li Tiezhu began to recall, his eyes slightly dull.


    Wei Jia: "Mr. He, he''s distracted."


    He Ling: "no! He''s remembering. You can''t ask too much. After all, our iron pillar processor is single core. The reason why I ask this question is to know whether he understands the game rules. If he doesn''t understand, we can pause and explain it to him for half an hour."


    Xie La: "will it take so long?"


    He Ling: "genius is often so unusual. I''m used to it in the mushroom house. Half an hour is a conservative estimate."


    Li Tiezhu recovered: "I''ve seen it! I know the rules."


    He Ling nodded: "OK, let''s invite two teams of players to play. Each team sends three players. I''ll be the host!"


    Wei Jia, Du Haibo and Xie La from the happy family, and Li Tiezhu, Xu Shanzheng and Zhao Liya from the embarrassing way.


    The cards drawn by other people were "people in an embarrassing way", and Li Tiezhu drew "Kung Fu".


    Speak in turn.


    Wei Jia: "nice."


    Du Haibo: "fun."


    Xie La: "funny."


    Li Tiezhu thought, one by one said the same as he didn''t. look at me: "it can be called a classic. The box office exploded."


    Xie La: "you are shameless, iron pillar."

 Chapter 640

    Li Tiezhu said, "I want to be modest, but my strength doesn''t allow it."


    Xu Shanzheng: "no problem, strength is not allowed."


    Finally, it was Zhao Liya''s turn. She looked at Li Tiezhu and thought he had a problem. She said, "it''s a work."


    Xu Shanzheng: "what is a work? Your expression is the most suspicious."


    Zhao Liya said, "Uncle Shan Zheng, don''t rush to spray me. Your attitude will be thrown out."


    Xu Shanzheng: "it''s impossible. I followed Li Tiezhu. My strength is not allowed. How can I vote for me?"


    Wei Jia, Du Haibo and Xie La look at Xu Shan at the same time:


    "Follow the ticket! Still so arrogant?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "what''s the matter with the ticket? I''m in step with Tiezhu!"


    He Ling: "soon you will know what will happen with the ticket. Come on, three, two, one. You think it may be an undercover man. Poof..."


    Except Li Tiezhu, almost everyone pointed to Xu Shanzheng.


    Songzhuer, Wu Xien and Luhani, who are watching the play below, laugh crazy. Who can''t help seeing Xu Shan''s embarrassing struggle? He Ling smiled.


    "Hey! Hey! Why? I''m definitely not undercover! You can''t shoot blindly. Be rational."


    Xu Shanzheng looked serious and explained to others.


    Xie La: "how can we have reason?"


    Wei Jia: "reason is too high-end for us. We just want to throw you out."


    Du Haibo said with a smile, "I know it''s not you, Mr. Shan Zheng, but I''m too lazy to think independently. That''s it. Be simple."


    Zhao Liya said, "Uncle Shan Zheng, we all know it''s not you, but one must be eliminated in the first round!"


    Xu Shanzheng was still struggling: "why not eliminate me? Can''t we eliminate Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhao Liya: "no, if you eliminate him, the game will be over."


    Li Tiezhu: "am I so important?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "he said you were undercover, fool."


    Li Tiezhu: "impossible."


    Zhao Liya said seriously, "believe me, it''s Li Tiezhu."


    "True or false?"


    Xu Shan couldn''t believe it. Anyway, he was eliminated. He came out from behind the table and laughed with a puff. The undercover was Li Tiezhu.


    Xie La: "what are you laughing at?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "undercover is really Li Tiezhu."


    Du Haibo was blankly: "can you say it directly? Won''t we win if we throw Li Tiezhu out?"


    Wei Jia: "how do you know that Mr. Shan Zheng is telling the truth? I doubt him very much."


    Xie La: "no doubt, he just lied to us. What Tiezhu said is the same thing as us."


    Zhao Liya looked at he Ling: "I think Li Tiezhu will win. Your family don''t use their brains to play games. It all depends on Meng."


    He Ling: "this is the characteristic of our happy family. Then, the second round of expression starts from Zhao Liya."


    Zhao Liya thought, "four words."


    Xie La and Wei Jia nodded at the same time. Du Haibo broke his fingers and counted silently. People really had four words in the embarrassing way.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand. What four words? What is she talking about?


    Zhao Liya: "it''s your turn, silly pillar."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Li Tiezhu."


    Zhao Liya raised her thumb with her backhand: "you cow!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Wei Jia was also surprised: "yes, Tiezhu made it very clear. He is the same as ours. Why does Yaya think there is a problem with Tiezhu?"


    In front, he Ling, Xu Shanzheng and others laughed.


    Song Zhuer said, "it''s fun. You go on."


    Xie La: "Hong Dabao!"


    Du Haibo: "Zhou Xingxing!"


    Wei Jia: "Liu Xiaohua."


    Huh?


    Xie La and Du Haibo immediately stared at Wei Jia. The latter said strangely, "I''m right. That thing, right? Don''t you know?"


    Xie La: "no! You don''t know what we are."


    Du Haibo: "Jia Ye is too exposed."


    So Wei Jia was thrown out.


    In another round, Du Haibo was voted out by Li Tiezhu and Xie La because he said "have money to go home for the new year". Only Zhao Liya firmly voted for Li Tiezhu.


    Xie La seriously doubted Zhao Liya for this: "Ya Ya, you absolutely have a problem. Why don''t you throw a sea wave?"


    Zhao Liya looked puzzled: "he''s right!"


    Xie La: "what''s the matter with the Chinese new year?"


    She hasn''t seen the promotional film of Li Tiezhu singing, so she doesn''t think Du Haibo is talking about "people in an embarrassing way".


    Li Tiezhu is more simple, because he thinks everyone gets Kung Fu and the undercover gets people in an embarrassing way.


    Zhao Liya looked at several knockouts who shook their heads in front and said, "this is the end of distrusting me. Iron pillar is going to win."


    Xie La: "justice will prevail over evil!"


    Li Tiezhu: Yes


    Du Haibo, Wei Jia and others hurriedly covered their faces, blaming themselves for being too stupid.


    The last round of description.


    Xie La: "this is a new year film this year."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! The blockbuster built with a lot of money has luxurious scenes and cool special effects."


    Xie La covered her mouth and laughed: "ha ha... Can you be shameless? Iron pillar! How can you praise yourself so much?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what I said is the truth."


    Xie La: "that''s good! I have the shameless style I used to have."


    Zhao Liya: "is there anything else I need to say?"


    Xie La pointed to Zhao Liya: "no! You''re the undercover!"


    Li Tiezhu also pointed to Zhao Liya: "yes!"


    He Ling and others looked silly.


    Zhao Liya threw the card away and came out smartly: "I''m convinced that I lost. Who can move these teammates? Obviously, what Li Tiezhu got is Kung Fu."


    He Ling: "how do you know?"


    Zhao Liya shrugged: "I knew it when I got" people in the embarrassing way ". According to the routine of the program group, someone must get another film name. The most likely ones are Uncle Shanzheng and Tiezhu. Uncle Shanzheng will be a film this year, and the program group will not play irrelevant film names. Therefore, only Li Tiezhu is left. If he is undercover, he can only get Kung Fu."


    He Ling nodded again and again. The girl is really smart.


    Xie La laughed: "are you still arguing when you lose?"


    He Ling glanced: "spicy, look at what Zhao Liya''s card says."


    Xie La was stunned when she saw it: "why is she like me? So, iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Kung Fu, aren''t you?"


    Xie La hugged her head: "I''m the shit stirring stick..."


    Li Tiezhu issued a soul question: "yes! Curious, sister spicy, I told you that I''m a high-cost blockbuster! Why do you think I''m the same as you?"


    Xie La pretended to be blind and came out with her hands groping: "I don''t know when I was blind!"


    In another round of the game, he Ling, Wu Xien, Wei Jia, Luhani, songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu participated, and Xie La was the referee.


    This time, everyone drew "happy base camp" and Li Tiezhu drew "Oh Huo primitive man".


    Finally, under the blind command of songzhuer, he Ling, Wei Jia and Luhani were eliminated, leaving only the dull Wu Xien and Li Tiezhu.


    Xie La Wu''s face: "it''s another famous game. It''s more stupid than me. Hahaha... Please speak in the last round."


    Wu Xien: "this program has a history of more than 20 years."


    Li Tiezhu said: "this is the first season of the new program just started this year."


    Wu Xi''en opened his eyes, looked at his card, and finally looked at songzhu''er.


    Songzhu''er, who also got "happy base camp", said: "sister Wu Xi''en hasn''t been on this program. I''ve been there."


    People outside can''t stop laughing.


    And Wu Xien began to doubt life: "I was an undercover! Why? Why did I find out now? Well, well, you throw me out!"


    Naturally, Li Tiezhu and Songzhu voted for him.


    Wu Xien came out dejectedly. Looking at the words displayed in front of the table, he doubted life again: "ah! I''m not undercover, undercover or Li Tiezhu. What are you talking about? What you got is clearly our program. Why are you talking nonsense?"


    Songzhu''er looked calm: "because I''m Tianting anti bone boy! The strongest anti bone boy in history!"


    The crowd was speechless. This time, the game depended on Songzhu''s strong rhythm. Anyone who suspected Li Tiezhu would be thrown out immediately. In fact, Li Tiezhu was so simple that he talked about it several times, but he was escorted by songzhuer to win.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, won again? This game is so interesting."


    Wei Jia: "interesting ghost! I didn''t have any game experience when playing games with you. I just said that Li Tiezhu might have a problem and was voted out by you. Why?"


    He Ling said with a smile, "what''s the matter? Do you remember why I was cast? Just because I praised Li Tiezhu. You''re great."


    Luhani: "I''m the worst. I quietly asked Zhu Er if it might still be an iron pillar, and then... Ha!"


    Wei Jia: "it''s not fair. It''s songzhuer''s rebellion, otherwise iron pillar can''t win."


    He Ling asked, "what about the last round? Ya Ya identified Li Tiezhu all the way. You not only didn''t listen, but finally got her out."


    Wei Jia: "er..."


    He Ling said, "well, after two rounds of games that are not very fun, everyone should be very angry. Let''s sit down and have a look at the negative news about Tiezhu."


    Everyone suddenly got up again. The news of attacking Li Tiezhu never stopped. There are many people who are popular.


    He Ling: "first - excessive packaging and hype. Some people say that Tiezhu sang 30 original songs in one breath in the last program, which was arranged by the script and prepared in advance. Tiezhu, do you have anything to respond to?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don''t respond, because even if it is the script arrangement, it is very powerful to write 30 different songs in a short time. I only know two such people."


    He Ling: "which two?"


    Li Tiezhu: "one is Dong Zhou and the other is my father''s son."


    He Ling: "poof... You are so popular. You even know your father''s son?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m lucky to have seen it in the mirror."


    He Ling: "then improvise a song about my father. We''re not responding to those rumors. This is the script of our program. The song is also prepared in advance..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what can I do for you, a strong father in my life? Take it with insignificant care. Father, in creation."


    He Ling was stunned. He wanted to say more nonsense and give Li Tiezhu some time. He really couldn''t cut this paragraph. As a result, Li Tiezhu enlarged his move again.


    Songzhuer whispered to Zhao Liya, "it''s suitable for you to sing."


    Zhao Liya blushed.

 Chapter 641

    Wei Jia and Wu Xi''en looked at each other and showed shocked expressions. It was the first time that the Shendiao brothers and sisters heard Li Tiezhu''s "improvisation" at the scene, and they were more surprised than ever.


    Everyone can hear it. The melody of this song is very good, but it is a masterpiece of Li Tiezhu.


    Xie LA has a deeper understanding of music. She knows that good songs are rare. Therefore, after listening to the song sung by Li Tiezhu, she couldn''t help saying, "this song is suitable for brother Jie!"


    He Ling: "come on, as long as it''s a good song, you think it''s suitable for brother Jie to sing."


    Xie La nodded: "of course."


    He Ling ignored her and said: "Well, how can I say that Tiezhu''s musical talent shocked me, and even the whole music world. If there are people who are obstinate and ignorant of conscience and don''t listen to Tiezhu, say that his songs are written in advance, or even that his songs are written by others, I can only say that the loud voice of the frog at the bottom of the well is not because you are reasonable, but because the structure of the well is like a la Bravo. "


    Xu Shan applauded and nodded: "no problem! Even I''ve seen such remarks on the Internet. Many people say I''m blind. Why do I always bring iron pillars when I''m making movies? I think it''s very strange. What can you be arrogant? It''s obvious that I have a better eye than you! I don''t hold him, do I hold pine and bamboo like that?"


    Matsushita: "yes! I have nothing but beauty. Iron pillars are different."


    Xu Shan argued: "movie actors can''t be too beautiful unless your acting skills exceed your appearance. Just like me, although handsome, your acting skills are higher."


    Luhani: "so, is that why I was sprayed? My acting skills didn''t exceed my appearance."


    Xu Shanzheng: "no! You can''t evaluate what you don''t have."


    He Ling continued to host: "well, let''s look at the second negative news. Li Tiezhu''s participation in the Grammy Festival is worshipping foreign countries."


    Zhao Liya raised her hand.


    He Ling: "Ya Ya, do you want to respond?"


    Zhao Liya nodded decisively: "no! I came to make complaints about Li Tiezhu. I agree with this one. Li Tiezhu is not human," super voice. At that time, he bullied other contestants without original ability with original songs and took advantage of improper advantages to win the championship. Later, he participated in the Chinese Music Festival and won several awards, which was a complete struggle, which was not conducive to the sound development of the Chinese music world. Moreover, his family''s dominance accelerated the inner roll of the music world. Many excellent singers without creative ability, appearance, singing and popularity had a hard time It''s fair to say that the navy can''t afford it. Now, Li Tiezhu''s going to the Grammy again is entirely to accept the praise of crooked nuts, which is an act of dwarfing Chinese music. "


    The others laughed happily.


    He Ling: "are you... Ironic?"


    Zhao Liya: "it''s called the way of spray, so that spray has no way to go. They spray too low, and I''ll give them a class. Another thing, if Li Tiezhu wins the Grammy, he speaks in English is a traitor who worships foreign countries, and he speaks in Chinese is an illiterate, scum and bad example."


    Li Tiezhu also smiled: "what if I use Sichuan words?"


    Zhao Liya: "that''s the local dog! In addition, what do you mean by this sentence? Do you think you can definitely win the prize? You haven''t learned anything about the modesty of the Chinese nation. How does it represent the shame of the Chinese nation!"


    Li Tiezhu: "wow... I said if I won the prize, I didn''t say I would win the prize."


    Zhao Liya: "can''t you win one of the three nominations? You don''t have this confidence? You represent Chinese culture and oriental music. Do you look down on yourself? It''s a national shame to see crooked nuts!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I will win the prize."


    Zhao Liya: "Oh! Blind and arrogant upstart mentality, real artists never need to admit it with trophies. National shame!"


    Everyone laughed back and forth.


    Luhani applauded and sighed: "no wonder I was sprayed with everything. It turned out that I was too excellent like iron pillar..."


    Barrage:


    "Good guy! Indeed, she deserves to be the granddaughter of the first spray in the music world."


    "The sprayers met their grandparents."


    "I''ll give full marks for this wave of irony!"


    He Ling said: "Ya Ya is so cute! Anyway, whatever Li Tiezhu does is a national shame, which is the logic of spray. Let''s take a look at the third article, which is very interesting. From overseas, many Western media accuse that aynpera Lee is corrupting and poisoning Western teenagers."


    Xu Shan said with a smile, "this is interesting. Iron pillar must talk about it."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know about it. What do you mean?"


    He Ling looked at the inscription card and explained: "some foreign media say that you are spreading things that are inconsistent with their values and creating separation. Your music and TV works even arouse the resistance consciousness of Western young people."


    Li Tiezhu stood up: "isn''t this what Hollywood did in China? How did it get on my head?"


    After a pause, Li Tiezhu said, "if there is such an effect, I''m very happy."


    He Ling smiled: "director, deleting the last sentence will have an impact on Tiezhu''s personal image. You can do it, but don''t say it."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    He Ling: "well, after talking about iron pillar, let''s pay more attention to fighting for teachers. We also listed three black spots about you on the Internet. The first one is that you don''t have acting skills. What do you think?"


    Xu Shan Zheng smiled and said, "can I know the name and address of this netizen?"


    He Ling: "what are you doing?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I asked Li Tiezhu to communicate with him about acting."


    He Ling: "no, just say your response to this view."


    Xu Shan said, "I really don''t have acting skills or talent. The reason why I can mix so well depends on my peers."


    The crowd exclaimed and the audience booed.


    How dare you say that? Although it''s a joke, the map gun is too fierce.


    He Ling: "are you sure it''s OK to broadcast like this?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "it doesn''t matter! Anyway, I have no friends in the entertainment industry, and there are many people who want to hit me."


    He Ling held back his smile: "it''s cruel enough! Second, some people say that you hold Li Tiezhu''s thigh. The box office reputation of the previous films is general. It''s only better since you know Li Tiezhu, such as heart in full bloom and drug God."


    Xu Shan shook his head. What fool can put forward this idea? For a while, he said that Li Tiezhu held his thigh, and for a while, he said that Li Tiezhu was a thigh.


    He said with a cheap smile, "iron pillar is also my lucky star. I''m determined to hold this thigh. There are two and three in people''s embarrassing way. Are you angry?"


    He Ling: "the sequels are all arranged?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "it was decided long before shooting. What''s the second one?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m going to Thailand to shoot the film" people in Thailand. "


    He Ling: "I wish you success. Third, Mr. Shan Zheng, it is rumored on the Internet that your previous films are suspected of box office fraud, and the pre-sale of" people in embarrassment "also seems to be suspected of fraud. How do you respond?"


    Wei Jia stuck out his tongue: "is this too cruel? Is it so sharp?"


    Xie La: "it doesn''t matter. If Mr. Shan Zheng hits someone, the director group will cut it off."


    Li Tiezhu was blankly: "spicy claw, can the box office still be fake?"


    Songzhuer said, "of course! There are many ways and means here. If you are interested, I''ll give you science later."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t study, you are a bad man!"


    Songzhu''er burst into laughter and suddenly gave birth to an inexplicable sense of achievement. It was very exciting. Then she turned her head and looked at Zhao Liya.


    Xu Shanzheng: "about the box office fraud... I can only say that I am a victim! Far from saying," happy heart "will be cheated at the box office. If there is a similar thing in" people in the embarrassing way "this time, we will get the evidence and call the police at the first time!"


    Therefore, this seemingly sharp question is actually what Xu Shanzheng asked he Ling to ask. On the one hand, it can add gimmicks, on the other hand, it can warn some filmmakers not to put their crooked ideas on the title of "people in the embarrassing way".


    There are many means of box office fraud, but the most disgusting one is that the audience buys a movie and watches a movie, while the computer printed ticket says B movie.


    For example, catching demons starring Yiyang refers to the little fairy white crane.


    There are all kinds of evils and evils in the film circle. In Xu Shan''s words, we must not be careless.


    After he Ling interviewed the two stars, the program played another round of games. Finally, he played a wave of advertisements for the film "people in the embarrassing way" again, and the recording of the program ended.


    Xie La invited everyone to eat hot pot. In the evening, teacher he invited everyone to sing and drink. Zhang Xiaojie also came and drank a lot of wine with Li Tiezhu.


    So far, the publicity campaign of "people in the embarrassing way" has been successfully completed.


    It''s only a week before the release. It''s time to get busy with the premiere. But Li Tiezhu has to go to the United States to participate in the Grammy Festival.


    In the evening, it was three o''clock in the morning when I returned to the hotel.


    Songzhu''er dragged Zhao Liya to her and Li Tiezhu''s room and said, "we''re flying to America tomorrow. Let''s get jet lag in advance!"


    Zhao Liya shook her head: "have a good rest. I''m sleepy..."


    Songzhu''er: "Hey, hey... You won''t be sleepy soon!"


    Zhao Liya turned to go, was forced down by songzhuer, and then made an indescribable operation.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. He watched two beautiful girls develop from Type 99 to type 69. It''s immoral. I must separate you!


    Then, Li Tiezhu became a father for no reason.


    Dad''s happiness, you can''t imagine!


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    After several clouds and rains, the day... Is about to dawn.


    Zhao Liya, who was still perfect, couldn''t afford the pain. Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er helped her continue the hotel room first.


    They were strong and didn''t sleep, so they flew back to Kyoto, met with the two assistants arranged by Zhang Xiaomeng, and then flew directly to Los Angeles, the United States. They just slept with jet lag on the plane. It was perfect.


    This time to the United States, Li Tiezhu didn''t meet fans at the airport. He took his assistants to find six American security personnel and went to the hotel together.


    This day is January 30. Tomorrow night is the Grammy Festival Award Ceremony.

 Chapter 642

    Li Tiezhu kept a low profile throughout the whole process. He was hardly caught by the media and paparazzi. He didn''t come out again after arriving at the hotel.


    However, the first Chinese singer to arrive at the 61st Grammy Awards ceremony still caused huge waves on the domestic network. However, his name is Yi Xing.


    Yes, Yi Xing became the only Chinese singer invited by the official Grammy this year to watch the ceremony.


    It''s just a ceremony.


    The nature of Yi Xing is different from that of Li Tiezhu. Yi Xing is a guest of honor and Li Tiezhu is a guest of nomination.


    Yi Xing received an invitation to the Grammy long ago, but at the same time, Li Tiezhu also received an invitation and three nominations. Therefore, even if his team was too excited to bear, it chose a low-key, and there would be no harm without comparison.


    But now it''s different. The topic of Li Tiezhu''s participation in the Grammy has been talked through for a long time. At this time, throwing out the news that Yi Xing is invited can make him get a sense of identity similar to Li Tiezhu to some extent and help improve his influence.


    Even though the relationship between Yixing and Li Tiezhu is OK, the operation still needs to be operated, but the Yixing team chose a very pleasant way.


    Therefore, most of the news on the Internet is as follows:


    "After Li Tiezhu, Yi Xing became the second guest invited to the Grammy award ceremony this year and arrived at the American pheasant."


    "The Chinese singing world is becoming more and more important in the world. Li Tiezhu and Yi Xing join hands in the Grammy."


    "Two months after receiving the invitation, Yixing went to the United States in a low-key way. He had never announced that he had received a gracious invitation from Grammy."


    (we couldn''t find it on the official website at the beginning, because the initial list was only the nomination list, and the list of guests was announced later.)


    "New forces in the Chinese music world are taking shape. Li Tiezhu and Yi Xing have both won Grammy recognition."


    "In an interview, Yi Xing humbly said:" I''m here to learn and support Tiezhu. I hope he can win the prize. "


    "Being invited by the Grammy itself is a recognition. Yi Xing''s humility will make him stronger."


    "There is more than one Li Tiezhu in Chinese music. Yi Xing''s invitation is everyone''s victory."


    At the beginning, it was natural that Yi Xing''s iron powder was wildly touted, such as:


    "Yi Xing and Li Tiezhu are superstars of the same level."


    "Expect Yi Xing to win the Grammy Award!"


    "I hope Li Tiezhu can''t get a prize, so he will watch the ceremony like Yi Xing."


    "Crooked nuts nominated Li Tiezhu just want the Chinese market. It''s absolutely impossible for him to win the prize."


    Yixing''s team has long been prepared, and soon these crazy fans disappeared. There are fewer words praising Yixing on the Internet, and more people focus on Yixing''s modesty, low-key and hard work.


    Meanwhile, Yi Xing, who has just arrived in the United States, also sent a microblog to PR:


    "I''m here to cheer Tiezhu on this Grammy. I hope he can win three awards! I''m not jealous of my good brother Tiezhu''s achievements. He is a real genius! Moreover, Tiezhu represents the whole Chinese music world, and his success is the victory of all our Chinese voice musicians. Come on! @ Li Tiezhu. I''ll go to Tiezhu later and help you be a paparazzi. Look Is he nervous, ha ha! "


    I have to say that this is very gratifying. Many Li Tiezhu''s fans came to the microblog to express their thanks. Yi Xing''s fans angrily praised the idol''s modesty and loveliness.


    This wave of operation has earned a lot of traffic, which has not aroused the disgust of Li Tiezhu''s fans. It''s really clever.


    In the hotel, songzhuer was very unhappy after brushing these news.


    "This Yi Xing is really obscene! Thank you for writing songs for him."


    Li Tiezhu was making music on the tablet and said, "I wrote songs for him in exchange for interests! We don''t have too deep feelings. He is different from Luhani and Chen Yisen. Moreover, Yi Xing just used my name. He praised me while increasing his popularity. It''s very good."


    Matsushita: "but... I still feel bad!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I hope there are more singers like this. It''s better than everyone belittling, abusing and forcing each other. How can outsiders respect you if the Chinese music world is not united?"


    Songzhu''er tilted his head: "I want Yin back! If you dare to provoke me, you have to pay a price."


    Li Tiezhu: "Yi Xing is really hard-working, much harder than the Chinese singer king, and has a positive and sunny attitude. I don''t mind if such an artist uses my name. His fans like his humility and hard work. I think it''s very good, much better than those wonderful hip-hop fans with negative energy."


    Songzhuer stopped talking. Holding his mobile phone, he launched a "counterattack plan solicitation order" in the group and @ smashed it.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s getting dark. Order takeout."


    Songzhuer said, "what do you want to eat? Why don''t we order Chinese food?"


    Li Tiezhu: "can foreign Chinese food taste good? It''s better to order steak and hamburger."


    At this time, the captain of the security team who had been sitting in the corner of the room for several hours spoke. The tiger backed black uncle smiled and said, "Hey, Li! I know a qualified Chinese restaurant."


    What he said turned out to be Chinese, and with a Xichuan accent, but it was hard to knock, but it was understandable.


    Li Tiezhu said curiously, "can you speak Chinese?"


    Uncle black proudly said: "Of course! I''m one of the vice helmsman of aenpera. I''m in charge of security and food work. To be a leader in the organization, I need to test Xichuan dialect. In addition, I can also make bacon, sausage, stinky tofu, silkworm potatoes and Bashi board. I''d like to recommend to you that our restaurant is called aenpera restaurant. You should know what we do. We do The Chinese food dengdu (Bashi) is very good, otherwise tell (try) ha wow. "


    Songzhuer''s eyes fluttered: "dengdu???"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "are you a student of Xichuan dialect?"


    Of course, Li Tiezhu was impressed by this teaching and restaurant. The Wolong chicks would email him almost every week to report some work, but also


    Uncle Hei: "I mainly read" Mr. Ha''er "and Uncle Li''s review. Hey, Ha''er''s selling cow dung made me laugh. Sometimes we also watch" Xishu Longmen array " In addition, we also hired a Chinese cook from Xichuan to teach us Xichuan dialect. Le Wa''s fried vegetables are tasteless, but his words are standard. Don''t look at my black face. My language talent is still quite broad. I was sent to lead the team because I speak Bashi in Xichuan. "


    Li Tiezhu knew that sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby had established this improper organization for only half a year. He had always regarded it as a farce. Unexpectedly, the scale was not small, and even the language training was lively and colorful.


    Psychosis?


    However, it''s a talent to talk about Xichuan in half a year?


    Anyway, it''s too magical.


    The pine and bamboo trees were covered, and Li Tiezhu felt incredible.


    Li Tiezhu said: "no... our company is looking for a professional security team. Why did we let you in? Don''t be angry. I don''t mean to look down on you."


    Uncle Black: "We are very professional! Grandpa Mao said that there is XX in the gun. Brother long has long determined the importance of force in the end of the world. Therefore, after our restaurant made money, we immediately bought a professional security company. For half a year, because of our business ability, we can make delicious food, and the customer group has a good reputation for us. If we don''t blow, we protect our customers The average family is three kilograms fat. "


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "I see... No wonder mengge was very curious. You have all kinds of qualifications. Your resume and business history are very strong, but the price is only half that of other teams... You are aiming at me?"


    Uncle Hei: "right! Are you moved? Brother Pao, don''t say that. You are our spiritual Totem now, and we protect you and ourselves. You know, American turtles have bags in their heads. If that shrimp does something stupid, it won''t be comfortable."


    Li Tiezhu looks at songzhu''er, who has a strange expression. It seems that the harm of iron pillar said by crooked nuts is also reasonable.


    Uncle Hei: "Hey, my saliva has dried up. Do you want to sue our craft? Mapo Tofu boiled fish. It''s very delicious."


    Li Tiezhu hesitated and said, "you treat me as a totem. Won''t you make me into a specimen and put it in your house?"


    Uncle black was suddenly stunned, and then suddenly fell into meditation.


    Li Tiezhu panicked: "don''t think about it. Don''t think about it. I''m a little scared."


    These people are legally armed with guns, a total of six, all of them are retired rice army, which is really a little scary.


    Uncle black figured it out and said, "Ian Pella is smart! We can''t think of such a clever way. But don''t be afraid. We are a peaceful and loving organization. We often help grandma cross the road. We must not do such things. Just treat us as our own people. Brother long will give orders when we come. All actions are under your command."


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle, what''s your name?"


    Uncle Hei took out his cell phone and said, "my name is heiwa''er. You call me Lao Hei Kuo. That''s it. I''ll order you. Ha, four dishes and one soup with steamed pork. It''s very good."


    Half an hour later, the dishes were delivered. The Latino boy who delivered the dishes was excited to ask Li Tiezhu for a group photo and signature, but he still didn''t want to leave.


    Black baby: "I climb alone. You can''t even make tofu. What''s the meaning to sign? Lose the face of Ayn Pera!"


    The Latino dog left with a look of shame on his face.


    Then a white security guard cautiously opened the door and came in and said, "Blake, there is an oriental who claims to be a friend of aynpera Lee and wants to come in."


    He spoke English. Heiwa''er translated it to Li Tiezhu. The latter knew it was Yi Xing and asked him to come in.


    Yi Xing walked in and smiled: "Wow, ha ha... Brother Zhu, your line of faces is terrible. The security guards are armed. Are you coming to America or ah Hanfu? Yo? And Sichuan food? Did you bring the cook with you?"


    Black baby: "you know what to ask! Free milijan, have you heard of gun battles every day? This is called preparedness! If you''re a super society, you''re afraid you''ll be beaten!"


    This voice directly covered Yi Xing. WOW! Can the black man still speak Xichuan dialect? Is it an illusion?


    Yi Xingmeng forced, "who are you?"


    Hei wa''er: "Hey! You''re a little careless. Don''t do anything in your spare time. Why don''t you go and drain the water from the Pacific Ocean?"

 Chapter 643

    Uncle black is upright and never beat around the bush. He is not afraid to offend others. Anyway, I have a gun and am afraid of a shovel.


    Yi Xing burst out laughing. He couldn''t help it. After laughing, he was afraid of the dark. His uncle was angry, took a gun and bumped him. He hid behind Li Tiezhu and said, "Tiezhu, your relative?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, our family is black, but it''s not so black, is it? The black child just climbed out of the chimney.


    Hei wa''er: "you''ve come to the point now. It''s just the saying that all the people in the world are brothers. Meeting each other is fate. Elder brother, I think you look very beautiful and Chinese?"


    Yi Xing: "yes! What''s the matter?"


    Hei wa''er: "come, add a pair of chopsticks! Come, tell each dish to see how it tastes."


    Songzhuer also said, "yes, let''s eat together. We can''t eat five dishes and one soup."


    Black wah''er handed Yi Xing a pair of chopsticks, but stopped pine and bamboo, and said, "don''t worry, darling, call the old watch to eat first, and then eat with you an hour later. There''s no hunger that can''t be begged. What''s the panic?"


    Songzhuer nodded again and again for a certain reason.


    Yi Xing tilted his head: "hiss - how does it feel like letting me test the poison?"


    Li Tiezhu also covered his face. The black uncle''s love for boxing is also quite hot!


    Heiwa''er said: "Yes, we have to test the poison of the food we protect. This is a standard process. This is called professional! Even if we cook and deliver the food, we are not afraid of ten thousand. Just in case, this kind of thing should be made more careful. In case Ian Pera washes white, oh, our group... Our company is a cat grasping Ciba and can''t take off its claws."


    Yi Xing: "why let me try?"


    The black child looked disgusted and said, "do you clatter?"


    Yi Xing: "what? What did you say?"


    Black child: "generally speaking, I test the poison myself. I''m just afraid you''ll drool. I don''t know how to cherish it. I''ll come!"


    Saying this, the black child took out the bowl and spoon and went to the big meals.


    Konjac roast duck, Mapo Tofu, pea tip fried bacon, pickled pepper beef fillet, sour radish old duck soup and steamed meat. This is the four dishes, one soup and steamed meat in the mouth of heiwaer. They usually eat steamed meat with potatoes as their staple food.


    Black wa''er first informs the vice captain to come in with English on the walkie talkie. In case the food is poisonous and he washes it white, the vice captain can take Li Tiezhu away immediately.


    Hei wa''er tried dishes in Jingye. He scooped a few spoons of each dish to ensure that there were ingredients in the dish and ate it carefully and slowly.


    "Yeah! Today''s tofu is a little hot. Tofu should be hot, and the mother-in-law should be fat! Ha''er will heat it up in the microwave for you."


    "The tip of the pea is full of wordy words? The turtle didn''t tell me? It''s too white! When I planted early peas last month, I used me as a donkey, and I made this bacon..."


    "Strange day! This beef fillet with pickled pepper is a little strange day! The beef is not well sized and a little old."


    "The old duck soup is still rich, and steamed meat with flour is needed..."


    Yi Xing quietly asked Li Tiezhu, "what kind of security team do you invite? How do you feel better than the general barrel secret service team?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "we pay the C-level price, please pay the B-level security."


    Yi Xing: "no, at least class A. also, these dishes are provided by the security company? Why does Lao Hei know everything?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know how to explain. He could only nod: "it''s true!"


    After trying the dishes, the black baby returned to the wall.


    The white vice captain asked, "brother black, what''s the clang like?"


    Black baby: "tut ~ delicious!"


    The vice captain said, "pea pointed Bashi WOW? When Ian Pella is sent away, let''s go back and cook mutton soup!"


    Black wah''er: "if you want it, you''re afraid that those masters will not tell us when they''ve finished quietly. Huabaogu, do you think they want it?"


    The vice captain said, "well... We must go back and give them some Liaozhai! Run away, horse skull!"


    Black baby: "it''s thiamine!"


    The vice captain nodded to Li Tiezhu: "Hello, Ian Pera, I''m huabaogu! If the black baby lies on the board, I''ll take you out."


    Li Tiezhu deeply admired: "you are all talents!"


    Hua Baogu lifted his long blond hair and said, "you must! If I didn''t rush the shell, if I were born in Greater China and were not allowed to make up classes after receiving Fair Education (yo), I would casually take 211 and 985."


    Yi Xing couldn''t help asking, "what''s your education now?"


    Huabaogu: "four industries in junior middle school."


    Yi Xing patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and sighed: "I used to be very proud. I always thought you were stronger and limited than me. Who is not a star? Now I find that I am different from you. Brother Zhu, you are so awesome!"


    Although he didn''t know the reason, he could also guess that these foreign mercenaries who spoke Xichuan dialect were not security personnel. They had some blind worship for Li Tiezhu.


    You can test the poison. What else can''t you do?


    I can''t figure it out!


    But you can also feel li Tiezhu''s strong influence.


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. He can''t understand it at all. Why do these guys who are determined to fight zombies that may appear in the future praise me?


    Is this... Happy education?


    Really happy!


    Yi Xing came to Sichuan food and swallowed his saliva. To tell the truth, he was greedy by the black baby.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I have to listen to them and eat later. If you are hungry, you can eat first."


    So Yi Xing picked up his chopsticks and tried Mapo Tofu: "I''ll try it and wait for you to eat it together."


    In fact, his assistant has ordered hamburgers, but Yi Xing doesn''t want to go back to eat boring hamburgers.


    Well, tofu is so tender!


    Yi Xing looked at the konjac roast duck again: "what is this?"


    Black child: "konjac and flat mouth."


    Yi Xing tasted konjac. It tasted like a thief''s stick and ate a flat mouth: "Hmm! It''s delicious and delicious. What''s a flat mouth? I haven''t heard of it."


    Black child: "duck."


    Yi Xing: "vomit ~"


    "Up!" the black boy shouted, pushed Yi Xing down, rode on him, began to feel his pulse, and shouted, "Hey! Please! Huabaogu call the helicopter and take Ayn Pella to the roof. The old man is poisoned! Someone is going to do Ayn Pella!"


    Yi Xing struggled and said, "I''m not poisoned..."


    Black child: "don''t be afraid, I''ll check it for you!"


    Huabaogu rushed up and was about to run away with Li Tiezhu. As soon as Li Tiezhu hid, he almost fought with the other party.


    The scene was a little chaotic at one time.


    A few minutes later, the black baby and huabaogu retreated back to the corner, did not speak, and looked at their nose, nose and heart.


    Shame on the organization.


    Not professional at all!


    The great and wise Ian Pella won''t be disappointed with us, will she?


    Li Tiezhu and Yi Xing, whose clothes are messy, have no choice but to sigh. This Oolong incident makes people doubt their professional ability, right?


    Songzhuer withdrew his revenge plan in the group. That''s enough! Lao Hei is a good comrade.


    An hour later, when Hei wa''er was still alive, he took the dishes to the microwave oven to heat them, so that Li Tiezhu, songzhu''er, Yi Xing and two assistants began to eat, while he went to organize a job change.


    In fact, the team responsible for Li Tiezhu''s safety has a total of ten people. In addition to the two captains, there are eight members on two shifts. Now, the black baby also went back to rest, leaving huabaogu to be responsible for the night. The next morning, the black baby brought four other people to change shifts.


    After eating almost, Yi Xing asked, "how about the award tomorrow? Iron pillar, are you nervous?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "it''s OK to present the award. It''s these bodyguards who make me nervous. Are all your star bodyguards like this?"


    Yi Xing: "no! Usually our bodyguards or security guards are used to pretend to force. If something happens, they can''t fart. Otherwise Ren Huada won''t be stabbed. However, you are not ordinary. Anyway, I''m afraid."


    Li Tiezhu thought that if they were not "their own people", he really couldn''t sleep at night.


    Hua Baogu came up and handed out a box of toothpicks: "do you want to?"


    Li Tiezhu joked, "have you checked the toothpick? What if it''s poisonous?"


    Hua Baogu frowned and resolutely handed the toothpick to Yi Xing. The latter didn''t respond. He picked his teeth with a toothpick and said, "pillar, I think you can win at least one award with three nominations."


    Songzhuer also went to get the toothpick, but the toothpick was taken away by huabaogu. She said: "it doesn''t matter whether you take the prize or not. The important thing is to go to the music festival to publicize Kung Fu. Kung Fu will be released in beimi in the next year."


    Yi Xing has grown up. Li Tiezhu is in the atmosphere! Can you still do this?


    Then Yi Xing wondered, "but... The organizing committee won''t allow it? After all, it''s a music award ceremony..."


    Matsushita: "don''t worry! I''ve arranged everything. You''ll just wait for the play tomorrow night. This news must not be posted online, or it won''t end with you."


    Yi Xing: "I know! You can rest assured."


    After chatting for a while, Yi Xing found that Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer were not angry about the things he had operated before. Their relationship was still very harmonious, so he put down his heart and got up to leave.


    When Yi Xing left, Hua Baogu handed the toothpick to songzhu''er and Li Tiezhu again: "it''s half an hour. That cub is still alive. It should be all right."


    One night without a word, the next day came in the twinkling of an eye.


    Because the jet lag activity was very successful, Li Tiezhu got up early and went to the hotel gym with Hua Baogu. He ran 5000 meters on the treadmill and practiced something else.


    When he returned to the room, the black baby came with preserved eggs, lean meat porridge and small steamed buns, as well as four new security members who changed shifts.


    Hua Baogu said hello to Li Tiezhu and withdrew with his men on duty.


    Black baby: "eat it directly. I tried poison when I bought it."


    During the meal, Matsushita politely said to the black baby, "what would you do if excited fans rushed to the iron pillar?"


    Black baby: "Grammy doesn''t allow guns. We can only stop him."


    Songzhuer took a sip of porridge and said, "if, I mean, if... A fat man without a coat jumps over and wants to fight with the iron pillar, you can put it over properly."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "what?"


    The black child was quick witted: "Oh, advertising creativity? It''s a bit of a pull! Then you make a code, or I''m afraid of putting the wrong person, and I''ll just take off Ian perra."


    Songzhuer thumbed up and said, "professional! The code is that he calls Li Tiezhu instead of aienpera."


    Black child: "Li Tiezhu, I see! I promise I can arrange it with you."


    Li Tiezhu had a black question mark on his face.

 Chapter 644

    The black child even looked at the confused Li Tiezhu with a real black question mark on his face: "can''t you understand Mai? WWE have you seen it? It''s just to arrange a performance match for you."


    Li Tiezhu was even more at a loss.


    The black child shook his head and went out to arrange work.


    Songzhu''er explained to Li Tiezhu: "because I noticed that many individuals and groups in American people are malicious to you, and even boxing practitioners threaten to find a chance to punch you Ko."


    Li Tiezhu: "how did I provoke them?"


    Matsushita: "did you forget? When you came to America six months ago, they were popular to slap Asians? You beat several people on the subway and taught them. Of course, those people want to get back. In addition, Kung Fu" Just released in beimi, your promotional film has set off a round of Kung Fu fever. At the same time, it has also attracted a lot of people''s doubts and ridicule. They say Kung Fu is a useless airs. In the United States, there are all kinds of wonderful flowers. If it''s not neat, someone really comes to fight with you. "


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while. This is the reason why he hired bodyguards this time.


    But it''s still wrong!


    Li Tiezhu added: "they just shout on the Internet. They may not really come. Should the Grammy security measures be ok?"


    Songzhuer said, "yes! I''m afraid they won''t come, so I arranged two white fat men with five dregs to be sandbags for you. My friends in the United States helped select them for a long time. They are tall, big tiger and bear waist, but they are actually funny."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu is not afraid to fight. Now he and fan Xiaohuang can fight back and forth, and have strong practical ability.


    But they are very considerate. If Li Tiezhu gets a punch and goes to the Grammy, it will become a joke.


    So, it''s better to find some war five slag acting who are willing to cooperate, just spend some money.


    If there are challengers, the security personnel will directly fall down and take them away, and they will not be given a chance.


    In this way, not only did they advertise, but the Grammy could not find fault. It was most likely that they apologized to Li Tiezhu themselves.


    Li Tiezhu: "will it be immoral? Isn''t this a lie?"


    Songzhuer Road: "Rabbit smash knew you would want to ask. She said, it''s not cheating, it''s people''s design. Chinese people know you can Kung Fu, so they won''t doubt, while crooked nuts don''t know, they will naturally doubt and ridicule, so you have to prove it and shut those people up. If you are a flower fist and embroidered legs, we''re cheating, but if you really can fight Kung Fu, it''s not cheating."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless for a moment. It seems that there is a certain reason.


    Songzhuer added: "although" people in the embarrassing way "is your own film, Kung Fu is a work that can make you really popular and even famous in history. Therefore, we certainly have to do something to make Kung Fu box office in beimi."


    Li Tiezhu agreed: "OK! Let me start gently?"


    Songzhu''er thought for a moment and said, "then be light. If you hurt someone, it will have a bad impact."


    afternoon.


    The modeling team sent Li Tiezhu''s and song Zhuer''s dresses, and they began to change clothes and make-up.


    Songzhuer''s dress is a white silk cheongsam with high slits. It''s sexy and graceful. It''s very nice.


    Although she was not invited, the Grammy is the default artist who can take her partner to participate, and she has sent an email to confirm it before.


    Li Tiezhu''s is a black stand collar tunic with some fashion elements. After wearing it, he looks strong and capable.


    5 p.m. Western time and 8 a.m. Kyoto time.


    Heiwa''er and four security guards escorted Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er to Staples Center. The award ceremony didn''t start until 7 p.m., but there were simple links such as walking on the red carpet and interviewing.


    Walking on the red carpet is a very magical thing. Li Tiezhu knows that some people can walk on the red carpet for ten minutes, while others can walk in more than ten seconds, because the red carpet is only tens of meters long.


    However, Grammy is different from the red carpet of the film festival. There are not so many carpet stars rubbing the red carpet.


    Like all red carpet ceremonies, the Grammy red carpet show also needs to queue up. There is no reason to go up when you come.


    Many staff members call people with famous brands, one after another.


    The organizing committee has three Rolls Royce phantoms to carry the next artists from waiting to the starting point of the red carpet. This distance is only tens of meters, not far.


    Some fanatical fans also came from the red carpet area to ask their idols for autographs and group photos. Although the staff and security personnel tried their best to stop it, they couldn''t completely ban it, especially when the real superstar came.


    The Grammy Award''s focus on the recording industry makes it stand out from many music awards.


    Due to a set of strict systems and procedures for the selection of Grammy Awards, the fairness of the selection of Grammy Awards is effectively guaranteed. TV and network have turned the original rigid award ceremony of Grammy Awards into rich and colorful music programs with great entertainment effect, and the global live broadcasting has improved the international popularity of Grammy awards.


    European and American singers perform on the stage, and Americans are good at using stage art and technical means, making the Grammy award a popular entertainment activity all over the world.


    Unfortunately, few Asian singers have been successful here so far.


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    We are broadcasting Grammy night live. The host introduces the artists on the red carpet:


    "This is lay Zhang, a young singer from China, who used to be a member of a famous Asian men''s troupe. Presumably, many OMI audiences don''t know him, but he and Ian Pella are good friends. Ian Pella also wrote him a song in Chinese classical style..."


    As in previous years, in China, the Grammy Awards ceremony was exclusively broadcast live by Penguin video.


    The host is a man and a woman. They are all hosts who are fluent in English and have a good understanding of world music.


    The male host said: "Now walking on the red carpet is Yi Xing, a Chinese singer. This is the first time he has been invited to attend the Grammy night, which is a great affirmation and recognition. We do not belittle ourselves or worship foreign countries, but there is no doubt that Grammy is the highest palace of music in the world, because it has the participation of the world''s top singers and the most extreme music collision..."


    The hostess said, "Yi Xing seems very low-key. He walked quickly through the red carpet, signed his name, and then accepted the interview with foreign reporters. Although he had an interpreter, he was fluent in English... We heard the reporter ask who his idol is, and he answered redika."


    The male host said: "I''m a little worried about Li Tiezhu now. He hardly knows English... I hope songzhuer is a good translator."


    Hostess: "now on the red carpet is the French rock musician... Oh! This means Cao Cao. The camera skipped the rock singer, cut to the singer waiting area, and aimed at Li Tiezhu, who talked and laughed with songzhuer."


    Male host: "I think the switching of this scene is enough to prove Li Tiezhu''s popularity in the United States and even the whole west. In the past, only those top Omei stars had such treatment."


    Yes, the rock musician''s red carpet was only halfway through, and the camera was cut to Li Tiezhu who had just arrived.


    A slightly fat woman in a gorgeous backless evening dress walked up to Li Tiezhu and said, "Hi, Ian Pera."


    Knowing that the other party was also a singer who came to the award ceremony, Li Tiezhu quickly nodded: "Hi! Nestumet oil."


    The woman said, "Wow, I like your music very much. You know, I''m also a creative singer, so I especially envy your diversified cross style creation. It''s very difficult. You did a great job!"


    Li Tiezhu had a headache: "fan Sange oil is my oil!"


    The woman looked stunned: "??"


    Songzhuer said to the woman, "I don''t think my boyfriend can understand what you''re talking about, so do you need a translation? Adele. The free one!"


    Adele smiled at herself and shrugged. "Of course! I should have thought he couldn''t speak English and he didn''t know who I was."


    Songzhuer introduced the famous singer to Li Tiezhu and translated Li Tiezhu''s words to Adele:


    "He said he was blind, and you wore so much makeup, so he didn''t recognize you. In fact, he has heard your songs, although not many, but he likes them very much. By the way, please don''t be offended. He is really blind. Sometimes I have to speak first when I see him, and then appreciate the sudden change of expression on his face. I can also race boats!"


    Adele: Wow! English blow boat


    The three people chatted in two languages and looked very harmonious.


    Then, Li Tiezhu and Adele took a group photo, and according to songzhuer''s request, Li Tiezhu wanted to hug Adele''s waist. Li Tiezhu did so. The skin behind the aunt is so rough!


    Make complaints about the oil tank master.


    "Ian Pella is really a guy that girls like. I don''t think any girls can refuse his exotic face and amazing talent. After all, the video of him singing 30 new songs in one go on a Chinese program recently is also popular in the oil tank... Sometimes, as a man, he really wants to punch him twice. He''s so hateful... Witt! Someone Broke through the security guards and rushed to aynpera... "


    Penguin videos prefer Li Tiezhu. After all, they are their own people:


    "This is the influence of Li Tiezhu. Adele came to say hello after the song. They seemed to have a good chat. I hope the next reporter can help ask them what they talked about, ha ha... No, there was a fan commotion at the scene. He ran over!"


    The scene in the waiting area suddenly became chaotic.


    A tough white man, naked with a tattooed upper body, directly pushed away two security personnel, rushed into the field, shouted angrily in English and ran in the direction of Li Tiezhu.


    "Fark, lipstick Pig ~ let go of your dirty hands! Mom provoked Fark... I swear to break your neck


    Heiwaer and others had a chance to stop, but when they heard the other party shouting Li Tiezhu''s Chinese name, they still tacitly played a slow rescue.


    Is that him again?


    Adele was very frightened, her legs were a little soft, and her bodyguards were a little far away.


    Songzhu''er calmly pulled her behind Li Tiezhu and said with a smile, "it''s all right, small scene. Alas, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu turned to meet the strong man who was 1.9 meters tall and thought, is such a tall and powerful man strange? It''s amazing. How did you find it? Will you cry for a long time?


    The strong man protruded close, had raised his fist as big as a sandbag, and the muscles on his whole arm burst.

 Chapter 645

    This sudden situation has stunned all those who pay attention to the Grammy Awards ceremony. Although many fans forced to come in to sign something, they are not as fierce as this one!


    And looking at his movements and mouth, he wasn''t very friendly.


    There were a lot of security personnel and staff on site, but they were also in a panic and didn''t react.


    Oil tank host: "it doesn''t look like you''re here to sign..."


    Penguin host said: "no! Before, some extreme white groups said they would teach Li Tiezhu a lesson..."


    It''s just that the tattoo man came so fast that not only the people on the scene couldn''t react, but also the support people in the live studio and the audience watching the live broadcast couldn''t react. Didn''t even have time to cut the camera?


    Obviously, almost everyone was stunned by the sudden scene.


    Adele was even more frightened and even shouted, "GAD, GAD..."


    Songzhu''er''s face is like Pinghu Lake, even with a mysterious smile. Is the funny actor I invited powerful? Hey, hey, hey


    Li Tiezhu is also a little flustered. Is this strange?


    Are you kidding your father?


    With his eyesight, he can see that the goods should be much heavier than fan Xiaohuang. If he gets a punch, I''m afraid he can''t lie for a long time. Moreover, look at this muscle and physique, it should be very resistant to beating. Do I need to be gentle?


    I''m afraid songzhuer overestimated me?


    He copied his left hand into his trouser pocket and looked a little confused.


    The left hand pocket is the action designed by Zhu Er when taking a photo with Adele. Now Li Tiezhu hasn''t reacted.


    A little dizzy, so Tiezhu decided to consider how to take the move first.


    I can''t stop it. Fan Xiaohuang fought hard, but Li Tiezhu couldn''t stop it, let alone the strong man.


    With the momentum and body weight inertia of the other party, the strength of a full punch will be stronger.


    If you can''t stop it, you can only hide.


    Fortunately, this guy is tall and long. Generally, this kind of person punches slowly. In addition, the Caucasian is not flexible enough, and his fist is even slower in Li Tiezhu''s eyesight.


    After long-term training and frequent fighting, Li Tiezhu subconsciously moved half a step to the left and sideways.


    Narrowly escaped.


    The staff and artists at the scene were scared to death. They thought Li Tiezhu would be punched Ko. Did they hide so easily?


    Is this Kung Fu from the east?


    The audience watching the live broadcast were also scared into a cold sweat. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu is in trouble. Some people seem to be talking more than just talking. Moreover, the boxing skills of the tattooed strong man seem to be very good.


    Eh?


    Li Tiezhu escaped?


    Still... With your left hand in your pocket?


    The strong man stumbled half a step forward because of his unstable center of gravity.


    This surprised the tattooed strong man. Generally, his opponents will choose to protect their heads with both hands instead of hiding, and it is difficult to escape.


    In fact, at this time, Li Tiezhu had the opportunity to fight back, but his head was blank and he couldn''t remember any boxing moves. This is also normal. Hong Dabao used to fight on the bench and swing bricks.


    He is also ignorant!


    Even though Li Tiezhu used to fight a lot, he never used any martial arts routines. Even if he fought with senior brother fan Xiaohuang, it was a competition of strength, speed and reaction ability.


    Routine Wushu is not suitable for actual combat. Military Boxing and Baji boxing are better.


    However, the strong man seemed to have more experience, stopped his body, and waved a fist in his left hand to greet Li Tiezhu.


    The fist speed is not fast, but the connection is very fast.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but wonder, isn''t this NIMA? This guy knows how to fight! And the level is not low.


    Subconsciously... Bow your head.


    The fist wiped from the back of Li Tiezhu''s head and hit the air again, with the sound of breaking the wind.


    incorrect!


    Is it a combination?


    Fan Xiaohuang once taught him to be a man with almost the same combination boxing, and his nose blood came out. Therefore, after lowering his head to avoid boxing, Li Tiezhu subconsciously raised his head and upper body back.


    Whoosh ~


    The right fist with the size of the sandbag almost touched the tip of Li Tiezhu''s chin from bottom to top.


    Left hand swing, right hand hook.


    The next move is the left hand straight fist?!


    At least fan Xiaohuang''s many routines are like this. He said that even if you lean back to avoid the upper hook, it''s difficult for you to avoid when the other party''s straight fist comes over when you lean back. In addition, it''s easy to be knocked down with the center of gravity leaning back.


    Li Tiezhu looked, and sure enough, the other party''s left hand straight fist came, which was very professional.


    Thank you, senior brother fan Xiaohuang!


    Li Tiezhu silently recited in his heart, using a step similar to that of the protagonist hiding from the axe in Kung Fu, moved a small half step to the right and turned sideways at the same time. In addition, his upper body was leaning back. As soon as he moved around, his head easily avoided the other Party''s left straight fist.


    This is a trick beaten by elder martial brother fan. Li Tiezhu bought a conditioned reflex with half a kilo of nose blood.


    Now, Li Tiezhu is almost standing in front of the strong man''s left, and the opponent''s fist has not been closed in time, and the neutral gear is wide open.


    This time, Li Tiezhu did not hesitate, let alone miss.


    Raising your right hand is a slap in the face.


    Pop!


    The strong fan was on the greasy face of the strong man with beard. The meat trembled and turned red in an instant.


    Because Li Tiezhu is in the process of turning to the left, the slap is huge.


    The people at the scene turned their heads, as if they had been slapped in the face.


    The audience watching the live broadcast are even more hi. What''s the plot of NIMA? Four consecutive limit dodges? No, it''s not limit dodging, it''s wandering dodging. You see, Li Tiezhu''s left hand is still inserted in his trouser pocket.


    So arrogant?


    Is this the so-called art expert''s courage?


    Western audiences thought that Chinese Kung Fu was really powerful! Is epera Lee a relative of Bruce Lee?


    Whether the live broadcast of oil tanks or penguins is actually a barrage, but at this moment, the audience has no time to send a barrage, because all this happens too fast. It takes only three or four seconds from a strong man to being slapped in the face.


    The strong man is a little confused. The other party obviously has the opportunity to make a left hook. Maybe he can knock him down head-on.


    Slap me???


    Not a fist???


    Is this provocation and humiliation???


    He even saw the ugly Oriental with his left hand in his trouser pocket and didn''t take it out from beginning to end, which was absolutely contemptuous of him!


    Li Tiezhu was angry, and regardless of whether the other party understood it or not, he asked:


    "Are you polite?"


    At this time, Adele woke up from her panic and shouted in English: "stop! Stop now..."


    Matsushita looked like an old God: "don''t worry, Ian Pera has a sense of propriety."


    She was very proud. She was worried that Zhan wuzha''s performance was too bad to be seen through. Unexpectedly, her acting skills were so good! She cooperated well with Tiezhu. She was frightened. She thought the other party was going to hit Li Tiezhu, but it was staggering. The money was worth it!


    My heart is very relieved!


    But what about another whimper? Not two?


    Adele tried to explain something, but it was too late. The man with beard launched an attack again.


    This time, the strong man didn''t punch, but rushed over abnormally, knelt on one knee, and his two tall arms hugged Li Tiezhu''s waist.


    Is this special


    Li Tiezhu was startled. He couldn''t fight. Did he change the ground flow?


    This is to hold and fall and entangle people on the ground? With his strength and physique, if he is entangled, nine times out of ten he will need GG.


    Besides, although Li Tiezhu has experienced a lot, he has never mastered ground fighting skills.


    In other words, once he is put down, he can only be slaughtered.


    Where did he meow? Why did he invite him?


    So professional and manic?


    Do you think much of me? Bamboo! Is this what you call war five slag? I''m not much more worried than fan Xiaohuang!


    Sooner or later, the strong man''s skillful ground skills made him close to Li Tiezhu in the blink of an eye, and his hands were about to hug Li Tiezhu''s waist.


    Li Tiezhu had no other choice but to hide down, not to mention up. If he jumped up, he would have no room to dodge and move. He was too passive, and it was too late.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu subconsciously chose... Attack.


    Bang!!!


    Li Tiezhu stepped out against the strong man, his right leg suddenly exerted force, and his knee accurately hit the center of the other party''s face - the bridge of the nose.


    What can I do?


    Generally speaking, it is difficult to hit the key point of facing the door when you are satisfied with the strength of knee impact. However, who makes the other party kneel down and prepare to fall? The height and angle are just right, but the other party''s speed is very fast, and the force... Is mutual.


    The strong man spread out his hands and fell back, his face flushed with nose blood.


    Dong!


    The back of the head knocked on the ground unprepared. The strong man''s consciousness was a little blurred and his body couldn''t move any more.


    Just like a boar down the mountain, he is now like a lamb to be slaughtered.


    The whole process seemed thrilling, but it didn''t take more than six seconds.


    In the first two seconds, the other party ran over and got the first straight fist, which was avoided by Li Tiezhu. In the middle two seconds, the combined fist was perfectly avoided by Li Tiezhu and slapped in the face. In the last two seconds, Li Tiezhu hit his knee violently and took it away.


    Li Tiezhu put his left hand in his pocket, bowed his head, and dusted his right leg and knee with his right hand. Fortunately, there was no nosebleed and looked very clean.


    Songzhu''er looked like a flower maniac: "wow ~ dad, no, the column is really powerful!"


    The security personnel of the program team responded one second in advance, and have gathered around to subdue the tattooed strong man, and divided several to protect Li Tiezhu and Adele.


    A security guard asked, "ayook Lee."


    Li Tiezhu: "amfan, three grams of oil."


    The black child gave a thumbs up to Li Tiezhu from a distance of several meters: "cowhide! Good chicken is fierce! Hey, I jumped. I thought this treasure dragon was going to throw you over. I just... My farts are clamped."


    Li Tiezhu: "you cooperate well. This shrimp has two sons."


    They all thought the tattoo man was an actor invited by songzhuer.


    At this time, two white fat men suddenly jumped out from the periphery of the crowd and ran two steps towards Li Tiezhu. They saw Li Tiezhu hit and kicked the tattooed strong man with one knee. They were scared to look at each other... Are you also an actor? Is that lying on the ground???


    The two white fat men retracted, but were instantly knocked down by other security personnel.


    Song Zhuer frowned: "one, two... Three, three? Three! Something''s wrong..."


    At this time, Adele finally spoke and said to the tattoo man who was knocked down: "enough! Stark! Hit your WWE well and don''t make trouble. Do you know what you''re doing? If you harass me again, I''ll call the police, I swear!"


    Matsushita: "??"


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    Li Tiezhu inserted his pocket with one hand and showed his English in a calm and enigmatic way: "Adele, yo Fu Runde?"

 Chapter 646

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    Adele understood Li Tiezhu''s Sichuan English, but it was difficult to organize language for a time, not only because it was difficult to describe the identity of the "sneaker", but also because she was too shocked by Li Tiezhu''s divine anti killing just now.


    God! Is this what humans can do?


    She saw the video of boxing champion Ali dodging, but she never thought she could see it in reality. In addition to dodging, she also slapped and humiliated and thunderbolt.


    Even if she didn''t know much about fighting, she couldn''t help but marvel.


    You know, that guy is not a nobody. He is a little famous player at WWE, Vulcan stark nicknamed porcupine. Although porcupine Stark has always played the role of background plate and cannon fodder, he has ranked among the top 50 in WWE''s comprehensive strength in recent ten years.


    The pine and bamboo son on one side saw two fat white people knocked down by the security personnel, and he also reacted. It turned out that this was not a strange thing just now. He really came to find fault! He was put in by accident and nearly hurt li Tiezhu. This guy seems to have strong combat effectiveness.


    So scared


    She was so frightened that she said, "iron pillar, there''s something wrong with this man. Are you okay?"


    Of course, Li Tiezhu understood, and said, "I haven''t sweated yet! This man has good strength, and the routine is OK, but it''s too slow. Isn''t it strange?"


    He smiled and shook his right leg.


    Shit! Knee hurts!


    But I can only bear it when I put it on this. It''s absolutely impossible to shout pain. How shameless?


    Even my left hand will never come out of my trouser pocket. Just think I don''t have this hand, aunt.


    I''d rather be cold to the end and let me pretend to force!


    I''d rather be ruthless in the end and let me be completely coquettish!


    Songzhuer scolded himself: "no, I''m sorry..."


    Li Tiezhu forced Ge man: "it''s all the same! It''s more real."


    The security personnel controlled the tattooed man with bloody nose and dragged him away. The man was still facing Li Tiezhu: "fake oil..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled at him. His left hand inserted a pocket, showing a little coquettish. His right hand raised his thumb, and then turned it upside down.


    People beat me, and I''m not allowed to be handsome?


    So far, the whole storm has lasted about ten seconds. It comes and goes quickly, but its influence is quite amazing.


    Almost all the audiences at home and abroad who watched the live broadcast were stunned.


    At first, everyone watched the excitement. Later, they thought Li Tiezhu was going to be beaten. As a result, Li Tiezhu easily dodged and killed with one hand in his pocket.


    It''s as easy as beating a kindergarten middle class child.


    Until this time, the on-site staff, Adele and other flustered singers did not know that this situation had been broadcast around the world.


    Ten seconds is actually enough for the director to cut off the video.


    However, the guide of this Grammy is also a wonderful work. Strictly speaking, he is not a good guy. He is a kind of bitch who doesn''t think it''s too big. Therefore, when the incident happened, despite the assistant''s reminder, he didn''t switch the camera at all.


    This is also the reason why the Grammy chose him as the guide. In a general sense, the Grammy is the world''s top music event, but in essence, it is still an entertainment program similar to WWE and NBA all star weekends.


    If Chinese singer Li Tiezhu is Ko, the Grammy will make money. The news of this song can spread all over the world! In particular, Li Tiezhu also has a kung fu film to be released in beimi. This contrast should not be too interesting.


    If Li Tiezhu can "survive", it is also a great gimmick. Does the American slapping Asian Americans become more and more intense?


    But the result was greatly beyond the director''s expectation. Aynpera Lee was as calm as an old dog. She perfectly avoided each other''s attack four times, and finally hit Ko''s opponent with a brutal knee.


    This... A bigger gimmick!


    The director even saw the lovely Mi yuan bonus waving to him.


    So he decisively ordered to find some close-up shots and slow motion shots for the fight just now.


    There are many on-site seats. There should be some.


    Sure enough, I soon found the close-up slow motion lens and let it out.


    This is a slow motion video of Stark''s combined fist attacking Li Tiezhu and getting a slap in the face after he was dodged.


    You can see the big problem as soon as you put it!


    At the beginning, the camera was far away, and we can only see about it. Now


    The boar head tattoo on the white man''s chest was too conspicuous. Coupled with earrings, eyebrow rings and facial features, many wrestling lovers instantly recognized him.


    The top 50 in WWE global comprehensive wrestling competition - porcupine Falco stark?!


    Everyone suddenly realized that there was nothing wrong with it. The goods have been chasing Adele.


    Mamma Mia!


    Ian perra Lee, how could he easily Ko the wild porcupine on the court?


    And he still had a hand in his trouser pocket and never took it out. He dodged several times and slapped him with a warning. The wild boar wanted to fall off the ground and was finally hit in the head by Ian Pera''s knee


    It''s wonderful! Isn''t this better than WWE''s script?


    The barrage on the oil tank soared in an instant:


    "God! What do I see?"


    "Even in WWE, porcupine has not been so easily Ko!"


    "I bet that if Ian Pella goes to WWE, she will be in the top ten."


    "Come on, WWE is just a performance with a script written in advance. Ian Pera is the real Kung Fu Prince and his master is Jack Cheng!"


    "God, he looks like Bruce Lee, both in shape and action."


    "I don''t know if this is a well rehearsed performance, but what I want to say is that Ian Pera''s Kung Fu is really cool, especially his left hand still in his pocket."


    "It''s absolutely impossible to perform. It''s impossible to get the consent of the Grammy. Moreover, Stark is disgraced. If he knew he was going to lose, he wouldn''t do it."


    "Obviously, Stark is angry with Adele again. This is not the first time, man."


    The host of the oil tank also began to chatter in high decibels, as if he were explaining the football game:


    "Oh! Oh! Jesus! Howe! Hey, doot? Yici, sister? First of all, we saw that porcupine stark suddenly rushed out and hit with a heavy fist, while Ian Pella looked as calm as a schoolboy crossing the road and finished his homework! GAD! He almost danced away from the heavy fist. And there was no counterattack. I think it''s Oriental Humility. "


    "Look at Stark''s combined fist, the empty move of the left hand, the real move of the right hand hook, and the killing move of the left hand straight. However, Ian Pella grabbed his hand, avoided it with dreamy steps and body shape, and slapped stark. Wow, my God, he was still so calm... Everyone, does his expression look like your grandmother beating a Brussels cabbage? So esye!"


    "Finally, look here, Stark is going to use his unique skill of holding, falling and cross fixation, and then, oh... I swear his nose bone is broken! Look at this slow motion, when Ian Pella hit Stark''s face with her knee, her eyes even lost focus and began to lose focus. He may be thinking, why can such goods enter the top 50 of WWE? Maybe his brother Ian egger, who has just turned one year old, is also in trouble All right! Gadpulis, give the swish thief... Press and hiss, and get tired of the empty husband!!! Roar ~ "


    In contrast, the hosts of penguin video are calm:


    "A fan broke in. What is he going to do? It''s a violent attack... Eh..."


    "Iron pillar''s Kung Fu is good. He dodged his opponent''s attack. WOW! Slapped him? This must be a gentle warning. We Chinese love peace. We never, er... Ko???"


    "The knee hit the face directly. There was no referee to read the seconds. Only security personnel swarmed up. I have to say, iron pillar... Powerful."


    "Win glory for the country? If not, it won''t humiliate the Chinese people."


    "Wait! That man is a WWE wrestler? Let me see... HMM... yes, although we don''t know why this happened, we are proud of Li Tiezhu''s frontal attack."


    "Victory is not arrogant and defeat is not discouraged. Tie Zhu''s left hand is still in his pocket, which shows that he has not exerted his best. This is Oriental restraint! It must not be forced!"


    "We believe it was just an accident..."


    But the barrage is much more crazy than overseas, even arrogant:


    "That''s it? WWE?"


    "Li Tiezhu cowhide..."


    "Dry white pig!"


    "Cool!"


    "I knelt directly and dodged slaps continuously? The last perfect knee bump!"


    "Chinese Kung Fu Sego!"


    "Whether Li Tiezhu won the prize or not, it''s worth it!"


    "Absolutely worth it!"


    "Grammy best fighting award???"


    "Hahaha... The two white boys in the back jumped out and counselled, laughing to death."


    "Li Tiezhu''s actual combat ability is too strong? I can''t believe it!"


    "Can''t believe it? Did you see him take out his left hand?"


    "From the beginning to the end, Li Tiezhu looked like I didn''t wake up. The cow forced me to explode. I''m NIMA, a lifelong idol..."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu''s expression was very calm and copied his hands because he thought the other party was an actor at first, and then he was stunned by the other party''s fierce attack. Finally, he was embarrassed to break the work because... He was half loaded.


    Outsiders watched, but insiders were scared to death.


    Zhao Liya, lengba and Zheng Yanzi, who watched the live broadcast in Kyoto, the East China Sea and New York, were scared out of their wits. Of course, they knew something was wrong.


    But now that the matter is over, they can''t change anything, but they all think it''s better to take less risks in the future. They all blame songzhuer... Set fire to her next time!


    The live camera finally turned away and returned to the red carpet scene.


    In the waiting area, Adele also explained to Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er that the vulgar and ugly Stark is one of his enthusiastic fans, is crazy about pursuing her, and has hurt the fans who took pictures with Adele before.


    "Fortunately, he is the top 50 of WWE, not the top 50 of UFC. Otherwise, I may... Need two hands to fight."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged. He doesn''t care anymore. Anyway, I won. Isn''t it just me?


    In fact, most WWE players seem to be able to play, but in fact they collapse. Although it does not rule out that some can really play, they are a few after all.


    Adele''s eyes were a little trance. The big Oriental boy seemed to be shining.


    He is so charming!


    Songzhuer blocked Adele''s sight and said, "the staff told you to get on the bus, aunt."


    Adele felt hostility, but smiled, waved with Li Tiezhu and left. The future was long.

 Chapter 647

    After seeing Adele off, songzhuer tilted her head and asked, "do you like her so fat? It is said on the Internet that boys like slightly fat girls!"


    Li Tiezhu said sternly: "nonsense! The little fat I like is different from the little fat you think."


    A man''s eyes are slightly fat. He mainly looks at his face.


    Then a familiar man came over.


    Mildewy, with flaming red lips and sexy dress, came over, touched songzhuer''s head intimately, and said in Chinese: "iron pillar, nice work, I see! I thought Qin was talking about big before, but now... You''re good at Kung Fu and didn''t lose face to him."


    Songzhuer wants to argue. Li Tiezhu holds her. How can you expose my brother''s pretending to be forced?


    Get up!


    Li Tiezhu said, "thanks to brother Tao''s martial arts, otherwise I''m afraid I''ll finish the calf today!"


    Mildewed: "but, Tao, why don''t you use Kung Fu? Six pulse sword or something..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled deeply: "You foreign woman don''t understand. I don''t blame you. It''s just the so-called great road to Jane. Love is boundless... The flood washed the Dragon King temple. Anyway, real experts disdain to use force. They prefer to subdue people with virtue. I''m not as good as him! They usually convince each other with reason, so Qin Tao chose to talk about crosstalk. Do you... Understand his pursuit?"


    Mummy took a small step back, deeply ashamed and humble, nodded: "sorry, I''m still learning..."


    Li Tiezhu: "come on!"


    Mildewed left thoughtfully. It seemed that he had gone to one side of the enlightenment Avenue.


    Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu strangely: "I don''t see it! You can assist Pi? You can teach me! Alas, hey..."


    Soon, it was Li Tiezhu''s turn. He took songzhuer into Rolls Royce and drove to the starting point of the carpet.


    Click, click, wipe


    Phoenix, Canon, Nikon, hassu, Leica... All kinds of high-end camera flash flashing constantly, shaking people''s eyes.


    Li Tiezhu got off first, and then led songzhu''er, a white jade like orchid, off. Songzhu''er took Li Tiezhu''s left arm, which he never took out, and walked slowly along the red carpet.


    Foreign fans on both sides screamed wildly:


    "Ian Pera..."


    Chinese and foreign students waved small national flags and shouted:


    "Li Tiezhu! Cowhide! Iron head baby! Sego!"


    Fans on both sides of the red carpet don''t know what just happened, but the audience watching the live broadcast still remember it. After all, there are even close-up and slow motion.


    The oil tank host introduced:


    "Now comes the Chinese superstar Ayn Pera Lee, who has just one handed Ko porcupine stark. Jack is his kung fu master. The woman around him, who is whiter than Westerners, is his girlfriend larina song, a Chinese actress. She has many magical nicknames, such as steel headed child, frog killer, divine back stabber..."


    "I have to say that Ian Pella is a talented musician. Anyone who has heard his music is impressed by his extraordinary talent, especially the Chinese classical music that makes you can''t stop. Therefore, don''t focus too much on his fighting skills. He is a great kung fu master, but his musical talent is more powerful..."


    It''s not the host''s excessive praise. In fact, in the past six months, the upsurge of eimpera Lee has swept the whole omey.


    The popularity of aynpera remains high, which is beyond the reach of many Western stars.


    Its changeable but extremely classic music works, humorous but infectious film and television works, and the promotional film Kung Fu, which makes people laugh and dazzle their belly muscles and numb their scalp, make almost all Westerners know this Chinese superstar.


    Most rational people will be attracted by his music and film and television dramas, except jet.


    The penguin host seemed more excited, which was different from that when Yi Xing walked the red carpet. After all, he didn''t nominate, but came to be an audience.


    "Coming, coming! Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer stepped on the red carpet of the Grammy. Even after the unpleasant or unfriendly events just now, they still didn''t affect Li Tiezhu. Everyone knows that Li Tiezhu has a big heart. Of course, it''s also because the WWE player is too weak and Li Tiezhu''s left hand is still copied in his pocket..."


    "Today''s dresses of Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er are particularly beautiful. We see that Li Tiezhu is wearing a black stand collar Zhongshan suit, while songzhu''er is wearing a white cheongsam. It''s so beautiful that only our Oriental women can control the temperament of cheongsam..."


    "The fans on both sides of the red carpet were so enthusiastic that they shouted ''Ian Pella'', and the female fan in the camera was so excited that she cried. Tie Zhu seemed a little surprised. He kept waving to the fans..."


    "Aha, there are foreign male fans saluting Li Tiezhu? It''s so cute. Wait, they''re shouting ''don''t abandon, don''t give up''. Listen..."


    "I have to admire. This is Li Tiezhu''s influence..."


    "Therefore, Li Tiezhu is not only a phenomenal singer in China, but also a phenomenal existence in the world. The three nominations of this Grammy are proof."


    "Let''s review Li Tiezhu''s Grammy nominations. They are the best world music album award, the Best Newcomer Award and the best classical music award. The world best music album award nominates Li Tiezhu''s second album" prosperous Tiantang ", the Best Newcomer Award nominates Li Tiezhu, and the best classical music award nominates one of his representative works "The east wind breaks."


    "There are nominations for albums, singles and individuals, which is very difficult in Grammy. Therefore, although Li Tiezhu is not the first Chinese to participate in Grammy, nor the first to nominate, nor even the first to win the award, Li Tiezhu''s excellence still surpasses his predecessors..."


    "Let''s wish Li Tiezhu a prize tonight!"


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer didn''t stay on the red carpet too long. After responding to the fans, they came to the signature wall to sign. Then, under the guidance of the staff, they came to the phonograph photo wall in the rear, stood still and let the media friends take photos.


    At this time, the real-time barrage of penguin live broadcast was extremely lively:


    "Absolutely force me to win the prize!"


    "Other awards are hard to say, but I have heard several other Nominated Songs for the best classical music award, which can almost be said to have been hanged by Dongfeng break."


    "Yi Xing fan also came to support Li Tiezhu! Nice play!"


    "The security personnel are too positive. Li Tiezhu should help stark up and ask him what he has learned."


    "Ha ha..."


    "Is pine and bamboo too beautiful?"


    "Tiezhu is also a little handsome today, and his temperament is domineering."


    "Whether he won or not, Li Tiezhu won."


    "I''ve just come from the oil tank. I''m so happy. Some foreigners over there say that Li Tiezhu knows internal power and lightness skills..."


    In the picture, Li Tiezhu came to the interview area, and reporters from all over the world gathered to throw questions. Songzhuer was tired of dealing with it.


    "Ian perra Lee, did you use Chinese Kung Fu to knock down porcupine Stark just now?"


    "Why did stark attack you?"


    "We noticed that your girlfriend laughed happily behind you when you had a conflict with stark. Why?"


    "Do you think it''s Kung Fu or boxing?"


    "The Organizing Committee of the golden raspberry award once said that an award was reserved for Kung Fu. What do you think of it?"


    "Can you do Qigong?"


    Songzhuer can''t even translate, so he can only quickly introduce Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "for that stark, I have only one thing to say. Remember to take a bath before going out. This is the greatest respect for his opponent. His body odor is too serious. About kung fu..."


    Li Tiezhu photographed a young male reporter nearby and said seriously, "you''ve been injured by my internal force. You''ll die in seventy or eighty years! You''ll consume juice!"


    Songzhuer also has a serious translation.


    The male reporter: "??"


    Other media people laughed, and Ian Pella was as humorous and intelligent as ever.


    "Epera, do you think you can get the prize tonight?"


    "I don''t know. If I can''t get it, I''ll find one on a treasure when I go back."


    "How do you feel about coming to the Grammy for the first time?"


    "It''s very ordinary. To tell the truth, I hope the organizing committee will invite a lion dance team and stilt team next year. Gongs, drums and firecrackers will be noisy. How good it is!"


    "What do you think of American pop music?"


    "Never heard of it."


    "What kind of music do you like? Rock? Blues? Or classical music?"


    "I don''t like music very much. In contrast, I prefer cooking."


    "Almost all Chinese artists, including your master Jack Cheng, can speak fluent English. Why can''t you?"


    "I can English, but I''m afraid you don''t understand, so if you have a chance, learn Chinese."


    "Who is your idol?"


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    "Er... Let me tell you, are there any superstars you admire today?"


    "Musty, I don''t know anyone else."


    "Last question, who do you think is more beautiful, your girlfriend song and tonight''s omey actresses? Why?"


    "Of course, bamboo is beautiful! Because most white stars are too dark, and black stars are OK."


    Oil tank live broadcast, the barrage is much more wild than domestic live broadcast.


    "Ian Pella talks about skin color? Don''t you know this is racial speech?"


    "Boycott Ian Pera!"


    "I think it''s right. Pine is indeed whiter than white. Many Chinese stars are whiter than white."


    "Skin color is not racial speech, at least Asian people don''t count on skin color."


    "Stark has body odor is racial speech. Which of us has no body odor? Arrogant Oriental!"


    "What? Oriental people don''t have body odor? It''s unscientific..."


    "How envious!"


    "Excuse me, how can I let Ian perra sleep with me? Wait online."


    After the interview, Li Tiezhu, who was on the scene of the program, took songzhuer and the staff to find a seat. It is said to be a good position.


    Along the way, Li Tiezhu greeted some people he knew and didn''t know one by one, because song Zhuer knew almost all of them and would introduce them to Li Tiezhu. Most of those singers know Li Tiezhu, but they don''t know songzhuer at all.


    Finally, he came to his position and sat down. Li Tiezhu sighed: "we always feel like guerrillas entering the enemy..."


    Songzhuer said, "who''s inside?"


    Li Tiezhu: "

 Chapter 648

    Pine and bamboo thief Xi whispered to Li Tiezhu, "have you found any lovely little animals again?"


    Li Tiezhu looked up at the sky and sighed: "when I first saw you in the mushroom house, you couldn''t even walk steadily. Now... You can drive fast! I said to break into the enemy. What are you thinking?"


    Matsushita: "I understand. It can be deep or shallow to break into the enemy''s interior. It''s crazy to do things in the enemy''s narrow space and muddy the water..."


    "Shut up! Where''s the Grammy? It''s live worldwide."


    "Yes, driving at the Grammy scene is exciting. Do you want to be more exciting?"


    "No, thank you."


    "Hey, hey... Look at your left. Hee hee!"


    "Horizontal groove ~"


    Li Tiezhu glanced to the left and was startled.


    Next to her was a young female singer with fair skin and plump body. She was wearing excessively poor cloth. She was chatting with people and was shaking with a dazzling smile. A pair of milk white snow bound by cloth was particularly dazzling.


    What''s the difference between this and not wearing it?


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear to look directly at songzhu''er. Although the other party looked OK and had a good figure, Li Tiezhu always felt that it was a little too much. It was brighter than Audi''s lights.


    Matsushita: "how big."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "can you stop talking?"


    Matsushita: "what''s the matter? Stand up?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Matsushita: "exciting? Let me tell you, those award ceremonies in China are pediatrics. Look at the cat walking on the red carpet. It''s called a conservative. Tut Tut, look at the American people. They are frank and how high their skin? It''s easy to sag."


    Li Tiezhu: "I beg you to stop."


    Songzhu''er is honest. Although she always likes to tease Li Tiezhu, she is generally obedient.


    The female singer next to him suddenly turned around and almost hit Li Tiezhu with a snow: "Hey, aenpera, nice to meet you. I''m Ariana, a singer from Norway. I like your music, of course... I prefer your Kung Fu."


    Obviously, the singers present knew that Li Tiezhu had just easily knocked down stark. This kind of thing always spread quickly, especially among women.


    Li Tiezhu naturally didn''t understand. He whispered, "is the skin on Xuezi so rough? It''s terrible!"


    Songzhuer translated: "Hello, Ariana. Ian Pera said you are very beautiful. It''s a great honor to sit next to you. Although he hasn''t heard your song, he thinks you are very cute."


    Ariana was slightly excited: "Oh, really? Then we can leave a contact information and have a drink when we are free."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you talking about?"


    Songzhuer said, "I''m sorry, Ian perra doesn''t understand English, so it''s no use for you to leave your contact information. If you want to soak him, leave my phone number and I can tell you."


    Ariana: who are you


    Matsushita: "I''m his girlfriend song. You can call me fairy daughter."


    Ariana was not embarrassed and shrugged: "you know, your boyfriend is so cute. I can''t blame it. Every female artist can''t resist his hormones. Isn''t that normal?"


    Matsushita: "sure! I''m proud. He''s great, you know. Wow, ness!"


    When allianne Aton looked at Li Tiezhu with hot eyes.


    Li Tiezhu was a little shy: "what are you talking about?"


    Songzhuer switched to Chinese, pointed to Ariana and said, "she said she wanted to sleep with you. She asked me how you were. I said you were not bad, so she was greedy."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t make fun of international friends! It''s immoral!"


    How can a girl be so unguarded?


    Songzhuer must have made it up.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu also slightly apologetically loved Lina and nodded. If my girlfriend said anything strange to you, please forgive me, and inadvertently glanced at each other''s rippling snow.


    Li Tiezhu is very simple. This lesbian dresses like this... Aren''t you afraid to leak out?


    However, Ariana thought Li Tiezhu was implying something.


    So she threw a wink at Li Tiezhu. Of course, Li Tiezhu had turned around and didn''t receive it.


    Matsushita has never been a calm person. She still wants to make things, but then the Grammy Awards ceremony began and interrupted her casting.


    The first is a song and dance show, gorgeous stage, dreamy lights, creative dance and strong singing


    Almost in an instant, it ignited the enthusiasm of the whole audience.


    Almost all the people present were the leaders of the music festival, but they were not implicit at all. They stood up from their seats, clapping, cheering and dancing.


    The atmosphere is hot in an instant, which is the charm of Grammy.


    After Li Tiezhu knew it, he stood up from his seat and applauded.


    What''s so exciting about this? Like a disco?


    Li Tiezhu of earth flavor can not feel the charm of many music, but more often it is found that these people are like a kind of magical creature, a new species without self controlled by some mysterious force.


    Although not smart, Li Tiezhu has intuition.


    He looked at Ariana beside him. She was also jumping, dancing and screaming wildly. Xuezi threw it out and threw it back. She was stuck with a band aid and didn''t go away.


    Li Tiezhu thought that this artist from northern Europe is not as tall as Guo gangde. He is definitely not one meter six.


    In short, Li Tiezhu just can''t integrate into this strange atmosphere.


    Is there anything special to be excited about?


    I wasn''t so excited when I moved bricks and paid wages at the construction site!


    After the song and dance, the host appeared.


    Keith, an American female singer who has won 15 Grammy Awards, stepped on the stage, dressed in light blue jumpsuit, wrapped in a headscarf and brown skin like chocolate.


    The audience cheered for Keith again, and songzhuer was screaming.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know the aunt and seemed out of tune with the surrounding environment.


    The hosts of the oil tank are temporarily quiet. Of course, the host of the penguin live broadcast has to translate, just like the pine and bamboo on the spot.


    The barrage was lively:


    "That''s cool!"


    "This stage, this light, second kill China!"


    "The Chinese Music Festival stood up and was beaten."


    "The iron pillar is completely worthy of such a top stage..."


    "I believe Tiezhu must enjoy this atmosphere."


    "Fart! Who listens to music?"


    After the host Keith made a nice and philosophical opening speech, he said:


    "Welcome to Staples Center and the fantastic Grammy night. The audience tonight is full of stars. I love it so much. First of all, my good sister Tracy is here. Tonight we will pay tribute to her mother Diana. I''m looking forward to this magical moment. In addition, Dolly, I love you forever! That''s cool, and Chloe and The Harry sisters are here too... "


    Li Tiezhu was still at a loss because he couldn''t understand.


    Songzhuer''s translation is particularly perfunctory: "the aunt is introducing the celebrities and stars present. If you don''t know, I won''t say it."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to know. In his mind, he compares the differences between the Chinese Music Festival and the Grammy. It goes without saying that the stage effect and program planning, and the most amazing thing about the Grammy is... Everyone is not serious at all, at least for now.


    Of course, it is normal for Keith not to introduce Li Tiezhu. He is neither a famous star nor an Omei superstar.


    Keith continued: "... I''m very excited to join you in this exciting ceremony. Music is our dream, our goal, the object we love, and our strength to overcome difficulties. Right? Aynpera Lee?"


    Somehow, Keith called Li Tiezhu''s name.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously raised his hand and was a little stunned.


    The on-site omey stars applauded and laughed with goodwill.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand. What are you laughing at? What did she say?


    Songzhuer shrugged without an interpreter.


    Keith said, "look, he''s so cute! I believe music gives him great power, so what''s WWE? Gast swish, yeah!"


    Then, the aunt began to twist her neck again, which was quite provocative.


    The stars suddenly clamored, and the scene was very warm for a time.


    She said you beat stark because music gives you strength


    Li Tiezhu with a curling mouth, really can''t make it up.


    Keith then said, "Ian Pera! I want to say, tonight... You''re cool! You Ko a professional wrestler who weighs twice as much as you, so we admit that you''re a real singer! The power of music! Back ratio! Magical Oriental boy!"


    Although Li Tiezhu did not recognize it, as a qualified worker behind the enemy, he still raised his thumb, turned in the direction of the field, and then turned down.


    As we all know, he just repeated the action after knocking down stark.


    "Wuwu..."


    "Well done, Bo!"


    "You should kick his ass hard."


    "Stark went home with a pacifier."


    "Nice Oriental cub."


    These stars who deeply affect the Lighthouse of civilization are really uncivilized.


    Keith: "music is a common language all over the world. Everyone can enjoy it..."


    The host of penguin live broadcast shoulders the responsibility of translation. Just translated some words of Keith and said: "this is the Grammy and there are superstars everywhere. Therefore, audience friends, don''t expect Li Tiezhu to have too many scenes. Keith said that music is power. Did she name Li Tiezhu?!"


    Then the penguin host was happy: "Tiezhu still has a great sense of variety! He repeated the action of disdaining stark, which also made the atmosphere hot again. Yes, the Americans advocate the strong and personal heroism, so they like Li Tiezhu, even if he beat someone. Li Tiezhu is very confident and even detached. This is him, a superstar from China!"


    The barrage is also very hi:


    "Whether you win or not, Li Tiezhu is worth it."


    "I naively thought that the Americans would hate Li Tiezhu. I think more..."


    "Look at the cheering posture of the stars in the audience, tut tut!"


    "The iron pillar can really collapse. I would have laughed a long time ago. What a row of noodles!"


    "Serious brother may just not understand."


    "The truth ahead."


    "I think according to the open state of tonight''s program and host, serious brother will do something again."


    "Isn''t this normal?"


    "If you say this, I won''t get off the subway. It''s a big deal to be absent from work for a long time..."


    Since the Grammy starts at 8 a.m. Kyoto time, most people watch the live broadcast on their mobile phones during commuting.


    The Grammy Awards ceremony continued. After another song and dance, the first award, the Best Duet award, was presented.


    With the participation of two heavyweight guests, the winners were announced - redicaka and Cooper.


    Cooper didn''t come to the scene. Rady Kaka took the stage to receive the award. When she said her speech, she was so excited that she cried. Even if she was already red in half the sky, she couldn''t help her emotions fluctuate violently.


    Under the stage, songzhuer asked, "won''t you cry when you go on stage to receive the award?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "I cry a hammer. That Kaka is obviously played. The breathing rhythm is wrong."

 Chapter 649

    Matsushita was curious: "she really didn''t breathe right. Is it... The master''s task?"


    Li Tiezhu is no longer the simple young man at the beginning. He just shook his head and said, "spicy claw, don''t drive disorderly. She''s pure acting. She doesn''t pass the test. It''s too boastful. Her expression, action and rhythm are very stiff, but she insisted on saying sensational words. Although my music is bad, I also heard him thanking Gade and his family."


    Songzhu''er was slightly disappointed: "Oh, it''s not the same in the entertainment industry."


    Sure enough, Rady Kaka then changed the painting style, forced to sob twice and said, "hum, hum... There''s a word I''m afraid I can''t find another chance to say that I''m honored to participate in the film about mental illness. Those contents are very important."


    The stars applauded one after another, showing approval and recognition.


    Redicaka: "many artists have encountered similar problems. We must take care of each other. If someone around you is suffering from this kind of torture, please don''t stand idly by..."


    Songzhu''er gave Li Tiezhu a general translation and said, "good idea! She even advertised her film like this? And she also gave these pretentious reasons, tut tut..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "so how different is Grammy from Chinese Music Festival?"


    Next, there is another performance.


    Grammy performances are many and intensive. It is more like a music show than an award ceremony. This is different from other music award ceremonies, such as the Chinese Music Festival, which has a total of four or five programs at best.


    Therefore, every Grammy night is close to three hours.


    Grammys are all real songs, so there are many accident scenes. One male singer who plays and sings by himself broke his voice, and another female singer forgot her words, but on the whole, it was smooth.


    Half an hour later, the Grammy special contribution award was awarded, and there were many winners.


    Then, host Keith appeared on the stage again.


    "Congratulations! Congratulations on winning the Grammy special contribution award. I love you and you are great. Now, I want to share a little story with you. I have the honor to win 15 Grammy Awards. It''s cool, very cool! Thank you."


    Screams and cheers came from under the stage.


    Then she said that when she was nominated for the first Grammy, she didn''t get the award, but the winner John thought she should win the award, so he broke off half of the Grammy Award and gave it to her, so the routine appeared.


    John came up with half a trophy and half a trophy in Keith''s hand, which immediately attracted cheers from the audience.


    Since ancient times, the routine has won the hearts of the people!


    Keith: look, this is half my Grammy Award, my baby


    John: "this will be the coolest combination in the history of the entertainment industry!"


    The stars stood up and applauded.


    Li Tiezhu said to songzhuer, "the screenwriter of the Grammy is very powerful."


    Songzhuer said, "don''t you think it''s cool?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this kind of act of destroying the trophy of the program group will be recovered if it is in the Chinese Music Festival? And it will not be invited, ha!"


    Holding the trophy, John said, "now, we are honored to present a complete trophy to those talented nominees."


    Keith: Hey! That''s right. Here''s the nomination for the best classical music of the year


    The VCRs of the four nominees are played on the big screen.


    The first nominee, American soprano Susan narucci, who once won the Grammy Award, wrote the edge of silence.


    The second nominee, American Mezzo Soprano Su man, works the song of Kerner No. 35.


    The third nominee, American male singer dillos, works "to you, dear".


    The fourth nominee, Chinese male singer Ian Pera Li, works "east wind breaking".


    Under the stage, songzhuer nervously grabbed Li Tiezhu''s hand, and his palm began to sweat. Because the opponent is too strong, the three competitors are well-known singers in the United States and regular guests of Grammy Awards, and this is their home.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and pinched her hand: "don''t be nervous. If you don''t get it, just go back to online shopping."


    Songzhu''er lost his humor at the moment: "that''s not the same iron pillar! That''s not the same..."


    Penguin male host: "too difficult, too difficult..."


    Hostess: "I hope Li Tiezhu can create a miracle again!"


    Barrage:


    "Come, come, come..."


    "I have closed my eyes and dare not look."


    "It''s too tight."


    "It''s more exciting than watching football without smoking."


    "Li Tiezhu won the prize!"


    "I''m not afraid of not winning a prize. My opponents are great gods."


    "This NIMA is a fairy lineup."


    "Serious brother, come on."


    After the VCR was played, Keith said, "the one who won the 61st Grammy best classical music award is..."


    John opened the white envelope in his hand, glanced at it secretly, closed it again, and raised his eyebrows: "Wow! To give Kerry the thief ~"


    Keith: "crazy? Isn''t it..."


    John opened the envelope again and read: "east wind breaking - Dong Feng Po, a Chinese classical song written and sung by Chinese singer Ian Pera Li at the age of 17."


    Keith: Woo - the east wind broke the west wind tonight


    Before he finished, there was a scream under the stage.


    Singers and musicians from all over the world stood up and applauded, and looked around to see where the Oriental, known as the musical genius, was sitting.


    Many people have heard this song "east wind breaking", and are impressed by its beautiful and unique melody, especially the accompaniment of the instrument named erhu, which makes Westerners marvel.


    Even the artists who have not heard this song will not be unfamiliar with Li Tiezhu, because as we all know, just over half an hour ago, he Ko a professional wrestler with his magical Chinese Kung Fu.


    Li Tiezhu smiled, not because he was excited, but because he was amused by the English translation of Dongfeng break, poor language


    Pine and bamboo in cheongsam jumped up, without any reserve of Oriental beauty, like a Madman: "ah ah! Ha ha... Iron pillar is awesome!! my man is awesome..."


    Li Tiezhu stood up, put his left hand in his pocket and smiled.


    Next to Ariana stood on tiptoe and hugged Li Tiezhu: "Congratulations! You''re great!"


    Li Tiezhu: "three grams of oil."


    Then, Li Tiezhu pulled the pine and bamboo son who was still jumping around and kissed her on the face.


    Immediately, the pine nut calms down: "don''t kiss, the foundation is too thick."


    Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth, left, and went to the stage to receive the award.


    Songzhu''er applauded, and the admirer Li Tiezhu''s tall and straight back showed a flower crazy smile.


    Li Tiezhu looked back: "hurry up!"


    Matsushita: "ah? Oh! I''m a translator, shit!"


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough... I''ll win the prize?"


    "Li Tiezhu is awesome!"


    "The goods are really hanging up."


    "Grammy! This is a Grammy!"


    "@ Chinese Music Festival."


    "@ Hua Tianyu."


    "@ AI Dajin."


    "Chinese Music Festival: Li Tiezhu is not worthy of Chinese Music Festival. Poof ~"


    "Li Tiezhu: your uncle will always be your uncle!"


    Amid the slightly chaotic screams and cheers at the scene, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer stepped onto the stage and took the trophy from John.


    Grammy trophies are the same, that is, a golden old gramophone with a big horn on a base.


    John: Congratulations, Ian Pella


    Li Tiezhu: "three grams of oil."


    Keith: How''s it going? Ian Pella, it must be wonderful to win the Grammy for the first time


    Songzhuer translated almost simultaneously.


    Li Tiezhu replied, "I feel good. Thank you for the Grammy. In addition, thank stark for not knocking me down, otherwise I would have to watch the live broadcast in ICU and receive the award in the air. Thank him, he''s weak!"


    Songzhuer translated word by word, and his expression was more arrogant than Li Tiezhu.


    The audience burst into applause and screamed to the highest decibel. After all, no one would have expected that stark would be laughed at for a lifetime if an oriental who should be modest and introverted could say such hot words on the podium.


    The host of penguin live broadcast is just a translator and doesn''t feel like making any comments on Li Tiezhu''s words.


    But the barrage was great:


    "Thank you for your weak explosion, ha ha..."


    "This is very serious!"


    "I''m so impressed. It''s the first one to talk like this in the Grammy."


    "Iron pillars are sought after in the West for a reason."


    "It''s so cathartic, cool!"


    "I''m just serious. Do you want to do something?"


    "With him, no program will be dull."


    Keith was also surprised: "Wow! WOW! You overturned my impression of Oriental people. Aynpera, you''re cool!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know, everyone says so."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The stars under the stage laughed one after another, which made no sense.


    John smiled and said, "poop, but why do you say this when you receive the award? Shouldn''t we talk more about music?"


    Li Tiezhu: "music and Kung Fu are interlinked. Basic skills, hard training, strong opponents and accidental collision, right? But talent and talent are more important. If you are interested, maybe you can see my film Kung Fu next month , it is not only full of the beauty of music, but also contains the charm of Chinese classical philosophy! After reading it, maybe... You can beat stark. "


    The singers laughed again. Ian Pera was too humorous and wise.


    Keith: "well, I thought you would introduce your vegetarian activity in omey. Unexpectedly... You''re great. Congratulations! Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, took the trophy and led songzhu''er down the stage.


    Keith: Hey, Lee, did you forget something


    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "do you want my signature?"


    The audience burst into laughter. Keith won 15 Grammy Awards. Do you want your signature? Where does your confidence come from? But it''s cute.


    Keith: the winner will perform


    According to the Grammy rules, all works suitable for live performance need to be performed on site after winning the prize.


    Li Tiezhu came back and asked, "Oh ~ I forgot, lip synching or real singing?"


    Pine bamboo head iron, directly translated.


    The artists on the stage laughed wildly again. It was so interesting to meet this wonderful flower in Grammy for the first time. Will the Grammy ratings be very high tonight?


    John laughed with a stomachache and motioned Keith to tell him.


    Keith: of course it''s real. Grammys never fake it


    Li Tiezhu nodded, handed the trophy to songzhu''er, took a staff member''s microphone and prepared to sing.


    Songzhu''er held the trophy and stood under the stage looking up at Li Tiezhu.

 Chapter 650

    As the prelude sounded, the lights on the stage gradually dimmed, and the spotlight hit Li Tiezhu.


    At this moment, at the age of 20, he was the only leading role in the Grammy.


    However, this is also a difficult performance, which is by no means as easy as the outside world thinks.


    First of all, because the winning list is confidential, no one knows who is singing on the stage, so it is impossible to rehearse. In addition, because of language, there is only accompaniment and no teleprompter when singing, and there are English songs.


    But so what?


    Li Tiezhu has a very powerful teleprompter system in his head.


    "A lamp of sorrow for separation stands alone in the window. I pretend you haven''t left behind the door. The old place is more lonely like revisiting the full moon..."


    Li Tiezhu''s scene is one word - steady.


    The advanced singing skills blessed by the system, combined with Li Tiezhu''s brilliant voice, are enough to easily control such a popular song. With Li Tiezhu''s slowness and big heart, he can''t be nervous at all. He even feels a little at a loss.


    What about the Grammy?


    Let me sing but didn''t give me a notice fee!


    Grammy invited performance guests have announcement fees, but there are not many award-winning guests.


    Of course, in the eyes of others, Li Tiezhu made a lot of money. Although the best classical music award is not a grand prize, it is also a Grammy! Many people nominated seven or eight times and may not be able to win the prize once. He won the prize the first time he nominated. He is just a koi boy.


    Under the stage, many singers were intoxicated. This is the ancient Chinese style they imagined. It''s so beautiful.


    Such a classic music deserves this award.


    On the stage, the camera was given to the host Keith who stepped aside. She closed her eyes slightly, immersed in Li Tiezhu''s song and shook her head slightly.


    Although foreigners don''t understand it, from a certain level, music is really the world language, and the transmission of emotion is more accurate than language.


    Penguin live barrage, all "Li Tiezhu cow force" brush the screen.


    In the webcast of the oil tank, the barrage is full of tricks:


    "This is one of my favorite songs."


    "Aenpera is a God."


    "He is only twenty years old this year, which is terrible..."


    "Although I don''t know Chinese, I seem to see a sad and beautiful love story."


    "Only those who understand Chinese know how powerful the words of this song are."


    "It''s hard to imagine that a person singing such a gentle and touching song Ko porcupine stark half an hour ago."


    "His voice is so beautiful."


    "Perfect tune, flawless singing."


    "I don''t like squinting Oriental people."


    "Get out of the Grammy!"


    "Please, look at Ian Pella''s girlfriend. Her eyes are bigger than both of you."


    "In fact, the looks of the Chinese are completely different from what our media publicize. They are very beautiful."


    "I wish Ian Pella could make an English album. I''m really tired of listening to his album and watching subtitles. And there are no subtitles in the Grammy."


    "I don''t think it should be possible with Ian perra''s English level."


    "I''m already learning Chinese. I listen to his rap music compendium of herbal medicine."


    "I prefer his kung fu. It''s so cool!"


    "After I watch Kung Fu, I''m going to blow up stark. Is there anyone with me?"


    "I sign up!"


    Soon, Li Tiezhu finished singing, and there were applause and cheers under the stage.


    Li Tiezhu said three grams of oil, returned the microphone to the staff, then stepped down and walked back to his seat with songzhuer.


    On the stage, Keith said, "very perfect singing, thank you, Ian Pella! At the same time, on behalf of the Grammy, I want to say sorry to you. Because of our negligence, you met some unfriendly things. However, you conquered everyone with music. It''s great!"


    Li Tiezhu thought, I conquered stark with my fist. Can he kneel down when he beats me and I sing to him?


    Grammy night continues.


    Vigorous singing and dancing were performed in turn, and excellent musicians came on stage to receive awards.


    Then, Ariana next to Li Tiezhu began to curse. Songzhuer skillfully translated every word she scolded with Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu was stunned. It turned out that Xuezi, no, this woman was so famous?


    Sister a has two nominations today. They are both awards. One is the best female pop singer and the other is the best album of the year.


    Therefore, she was very upset and stopped chatting with people. She sat in her seat and whispered.


    Song Zhuer: "a blind dog''s Grammy, stupid host, ugly... My music is the best. You know a chicken... Ugly Rady Kaka can win a prize? Who do you despise? I took a Grammy in my first year... Go to hell, a bunch of garbage..."


    Li Tiezhu glanced at Ariana''s restless chest and said, "spicy claw, don''t translate. Be careful when others hear."


    Matsushita: "I''m making you feel more involved. She doesn''t understand Chinese. Besides, what are you afraid of if you understand? Lao Tzu like her can play three!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "she looks great."


    Matsushita: "of course, don''t you know? She is praised by the media as the most dangerous woman in the world."


    "Why?"


    "Because she can shit on one foot."


    "Er... It''s really powerful."


    "Isn''t it? The little body contains great energy, ha!"


    Ariana, who was swearing, suddenly looked over and asked, "watt? Are you talking about me? I heard you say one foot shit."


    Songzhuer said in English, "yes! I''m recommending your song" dangerous woman "to my boyfriend."


    Ariana: Thank you! You are much more lovely than those watches on the stage


    Matsushita: "you too..." watch!


    "Your eyes are so big! Have you adjusted them?"


    "Your snow is so big! Is it true?"


    Li Tiezhu sat between them and could feel a very obvious smell of gunpowder. Sure enough, female artists were either tearing or brewing tearing together, regardless of national boundaries.


    He got up and went to the bathroom. When he came back, he found that sister a was missing and was startled: "spicy claw, did you beat her away?"


    Songzhuer rolled his eyes: "singing on the stage! What eyes."


    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief.


    Songzhuer said, "are you interested? Let me help you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out!"


    Matsushita smiled: "that''s right. Fat and water don''t flow into outsiders'' fields!"


    After singing, Ariana was interviewed by Keith for two sentences.


    Case asked, "Ariana, are you disappointed that you haven''t won two nominations today?"


    Ariana smiled cute: "no! I''m still young. When I''m as old as you, I''ll have a lot of Grammy trophies. I''m only 26."


    Keith: good luck! Be careful when you go down the steps. Your legs are short. But you can jump down


    Ariana was extremely oppressed. However, the microphone had been taken away. She could only go down the steps with a white dress and swear in a low voice.


    Keith said, "I suggest lowering the steps of next year''s Grammy, otherwise, I''m worried that Ariana will complain to the organizing committee. Or, we can also install an elevator next to the stage, perfect! Next, let''s invite Glen and Jefferson to bring you an old song burning tequila."


    As soon as the voice fell, the music rang out.


    A man with long hair, a fat man with beard, one playing guitar and one playing piano, sang a very classic song.


    Ariana is still pushing, and songzhuer translates simultaneously.


    Li Tiezhu heard the wonderful singing and swearing voices overlap infinitely. It''s really great. It''s a Grammy.


    Matsushita: "my grandmother sings better than Keith when she is constipated... I tear her mouth... She is beautiful and will be jealous and ugly by women! I''ll write a new song old woman when I go back... What are these two singing? Ah! It''s aienpera again. Hello? Big eye (forced Keith), your boyfriend''s nomination award is coming again. Hey? Call me?"


    Ariana: are you translating my swearing words to him


    Matsushita: "big Xuezi, why do you think so? I am so honest and pure..."


    Ariana: "Oh..."


    Matsushita: "what award will these two give after singing? Best world album?"


    Ariana tilted her mouth and deliberately didn''t say it.


    Matsushita: "iron pillar, can I beat her? It''s so annoying!"


    Li Tiezhu hugged her and knew her child''s temper.


    At this time, after the song was sung, the two men on the stage thanked the audience, but did not leave immediately.


    The bearded Jefferson said, "it''s a great honor to perform this song on the Grammy stage. It''s our hard work. You know, it''s not easy."


    Gran, with long hair, said, "yes, we were both newcomers at that time. We had just entered the industry and were struggling. This song opened the door to our career."


    Jefferson: "we are even more honored to announce the nomination list of the best newcomer of the year."


    Glen: Wow, they are all excellent. Please look at the big screen


    The Best Newcomer Award nominee''s VCR is played on the big screen.


    The first nominee, Luke combs, born in 1990 in the United States, has a hairstyle and two albums in three years, with good sales.


    The second nominee, Chloe Halle, an American sister born in 1998 and 2000, is a popular pair of Rb souls.


    The third nominee, British female singer and model Dua lippa in 1995, won the single list of British pop music charts.


    The fourth nominee, American female singer rexa in 1990, was the lead singer of black card band. Later, she flew alone and won the best newcomer award of Disney Music Festival.


    The fifth nominee, Chinese singer Ian Pella Li in 1998, made her debut in the music talent show. The new album broke the sales record of beimi newcomers.


    The sixth nominee, French 1994 male singer JOYA Smith, is good at rap and the music is very infectious.


    The seventh nominee, American female singer her in 1997, airborne on the national music list with her debut album, and many songs have occupied the top 10 for a long time.


    The number of nominees for Grammy Awards is not fixed. When it is less than three, it is normal when it is more than eight or nine.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help muttering: "so many people?"


    Matsushita: "didn''t you look at the list?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t remember."


    Ariana said: "your biggest competitor is Dua LiPA. She swept almost all music festivals this year and won seven or eight best newcomers. Moreover, she is British. The best newcomer is a big prize and won''t hair disorderly."


    Song Zhuer translates to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu thought, "if I win the prize, what should I sing?"

 Chapter 651

    Songzhuer raised his hand: "sing the song of neuropathy, it''s very nice!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t pay attention to her. There was something wrong with her daughter-in-law''s aesthetics, but it was normal. Otherwise, how could she see me?


    Ariana continued to whisper: "this award can''t be given to you. Although you are already a superstar. But now many media say that you spread Oriental ideology and divide the American class. How can you give you the top ten core Grammy Awards? At most, you can get the best world album award. It doesn''t matter at all..."


    Li Tiezhu looks suspicious, superstar? Stuart? Who did you listen to? The sister who writes soft text in my studio dare not make it up like this!


    At the same time, on the bullet screen of the live broadcast screen, there is also a constant debate.


    Penguin live:


    "Don''t think about the best newcomer. The opponent is too strong."


    "These are great God level newcomers, big guys who parachute on the bully list..."


    "It''s as if Li Tiezhu wasn''t on the omiba list."


    "I really don''t think these are better than Li Tiezhu. It''s just that the Tiezhu coffee is too small and the competition is unfavorable."


    "Her and Du ah LiPA are still good at playing. Both of them may win prizes."


    "Grammy is known as world music. In fact, it is mainly omey."


    "Language and culture are also obstacles. They may not be able to get the essence of serious brother''s music..."


    "I''d rather give it to blacks than Asians!"


    "Anyway, in my heart, Li Tiezhu is the best newcomer! Always drop God!"


    The barrage of oil tank live broadcast is relatively more livestock:


    "She''s the best! You won the prize and I quit!"


    "I support Dua LiPA."


    "I like sister flowers. Their music is so cool. Although they are not as famous as Ian Pera, they are very powerful."


    "The strongest newcomer in the history of Ian Pera! Chinese superstar!"


    "Put aside the language problem, Li''s creative and singing ability is really the only one, just like his kung fu."


    "I hate square characters. It gives me a headache and makes me unable to understand them. Stupid barbarian!"


    "Stark came to support aynpera! Dog head!"


    "I think Li should be our Nanbang man. He looks and has the same talent!"


    "Japanese people say, stick fool!"


    "Sino Japanese Friendship depends on the stick."


    "Aenpera is a spy from the red east! He should be caught and electrocuted!"


    "Pink shock stick?"


    "I can''t imagine an Asian winning the Best Newcomer Award... Although I like Li''s music very much, his fame is far better than other nominees."


    "Oriental people have no sense of music and artistry!"


    "This is unfair to other nominees. Why did the Grammy let Lee compete for the best newcomer as a superstar?"


    "In the status of Ian Pera, I don''t need this award at all!"


    At the same time, the stars under the stage also made a noise. Some were shouting their best candidate, and some were congratulating and cheering the candidates who sat close.


    The footage was also given to seven nominees.


    Li Tiezhu is here. Many unknown singers nearby shouted to Li Tiezhu:


    "You''re great! Black Eyed child!"


    "I hope you can get the Best Newcomer Award. Your skin is so textured. You must be the most handsome man in your country!"


    "Perfect, king of Kung Fu! Come on ~ yeah!"


    "Hey, Dongfang Zi, don''t be frightened by those white singers. They are terrible ~ comang, Chinese superstar! Fuck them!"


    "For the sake of your being so close to me, this award must be yours, I said."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand a word. He just felt as if he suddenly fell into the vegetable market. The final result has not been announced yet. What''s the trouble? You didn''t win the prize.


    Besides, handsome, I know, but how many superstars have you never seen the world?


    This atmosphere is very different from the Chinese award ceremony. Maybe this is the cultural difference.


    The same is to create suspense. China likes to keep the host or guests forcing, but the artists under the stage are generally orderly at most. The Grammy Awards were two guests who didn''t speak. The stars below were very noisy, and even many left their seats. They didn''t sit back until the end of the awards.


    Of course, only the most important awards will appear in this state. Li Tiezhu''s previous award did not have this treatment.


    In principle, everyone has only one chance in his life. Unlike other awards, he can strive for it every year. If the best newcomer misses it, he will miss it forever.


    Among Li Tiezhu''s three nominations, the best classical music award is the most marginalized one. Many times it has nothing to do with pop music.


    The best world album is not a real award. It is more like the best foreign language film award of the Oscar, which is specially used to reward singers outside the English circle.


    Only the best newcomer award is the most important award, and its gold content is no less than that of the best singer.


    In general, Grammy will choose outstanding new nominees all over the world, but almost all the winners are European and American singers. In addition to some unspeakable reasons, there is another important point... It is difficult for singers outside Europe and America, especially newcomers, to have enough influence in Omei music.


    From last year to this year, there were two newcomers with phenomenal performance and influence in the Omei music world, Dua LiPA of Britain and her of America. Therefore, they had the highest voice for winning awards.


    But a strange guy named aynpera Lee appeared. For language and cultural reasons, although his music is on the omey list and not inferior to the first two, its influence is far from good.


    However, his film and television works, variety works and fashion taste (in doubt) have no less influence in the West than his music. Li is the most familiar superstar in the West in recent years.


    Yes, superstar!


    In the eyes of Omi people, Li Tiezhu is much higher than the coffee in China, because they don''t know other Chinese stars.


    Therefore, the best newcomer award this time is in great suspense!


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    "Keep your cell phone down! Kill you! Iron egg, don''t cry!"


    Aunt Liu slapped Liu Xiaohua and slapped the iron egg crawling nearby.


    Liu Xiaohua turned down the voice of her mobile phone: "this is also a live broadcast. I saw it when I went over the wall. I learned English while watching the live broadcast!"


    The whole family sat in the living room and watched the live broadcast of Grammy night on TV.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu competing for awards with a group of unknown foreign stars, Aunt Liu was nervous and quickly beat her children.


    Li Fugui is wrapping Ye Ziyan. He is going to wrap the best ye Ziyan he bought from his hometown, pack it in Bashi and send it to his in laws. Brother sun gave him two boxes of cigars. He was ready to pay back.


    "What''s so strange about foreigners'' awards? Don''t you get a bonus?"


    Li Fugui asked.


    On TV, a close-up picture of the nominees is playing. The Chinese host said: "although there is no bonus for the Grammy Best Newcomer Award, this honor is not changed. I hope Tiezhu can have good luck..."


    Li Fugui raised his head, looked at the TV and asked the host, "I don''t have any money? I lost all my ticket money! I got a shovel! I also had a fight with someone."


    Liu Xiaohua said: "Sir, this is the world''s highest music award. No one has won it in the country. If I get it, it will win glory for the country!"


    Li Fugui: "well, it''s almost the same."


    Liu Xiaohua added: "foreign netizens adore my brother so much, superstar! Superstar! Tut tut... They all think my brother is the bearer of the domestic music world. They don''t know that my brother has been expelled from the Chinese music world, ha ha... Those ha PI! When my brother gets the best newcomer award, he will be at ease and blow their faces."


    Aunt Liu: "how can it be so easy to take? They must want to send it to their own people."


    Liu Xiaohua smiled deeply: "Oh, my stupid mother, you are so short-sighted. You know, because Ian Pella was nominated, the broadcasting price of Grammy in China has doubled. How dare they despise such a fat Chinese market? Come on, put away your claws. Violence can''t... Ah! Pain!!"


    ¡­¡­


    At the Grammy scene, Jefferson and Glen stopped for about a minute before they began to talk.


    Glen: "seven nominees compete for an award. It''s exciting but cruel."


    Jefferson: "moreover, the Grammy Best Newcomer Award this time is the most diversified. American white singers, African American singers, Latino singers, European singers, and... Oriental superstars. Dig lotus roots! It''s cool."


    Glen opened the envelope and took a look: "the one who won the 61st Grammy Best Newcomer Award is..."


    Jefferson came up and said, "it''s a male singer!"


    Then they smiled mysteriously.


    The artists on the stage didn''t care about them squeezing toothpaste. Instead, they made a noise for the first time. Some were cheering, some were lost, and more were curious.


    Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er looked at each other and had a tacit understanding: Japanese mother, have you been possessed by Hong Bo?


    There are only three male singers nominated!


    The TV broadcast lens is divided into three parts: left, middle and right. On the left is a close-up of 29 year old American singer Luke combs. He and his friends seem a little nervous. On the right is 25-year-old French rapper JOYA Smith with a reserved smile.


    In the middle is the 20-year-old Chinese superstar Ian Pera Li. He was guessing with songzhuer and lost.


    After another half minute, Glen said, "his award is the first in the history of Grammy."


    The artists under the stage were stunned for a while, and then they were boiling.


    Jefferson: "Asian singer won the Best Newcomer Award for the first time! Congratulations to the superstar from China..."


    Glen: Ian Pella Lee


    "Aynpera Lee!"


    Many stars also shouted in unison, and the atmosphere was ignited in an instant.


    Luke Coombs was no longer nervous, smiled and applauded gracefully, while the smile on JOYA Smith''s face stiffened and began to applaud after a long time.


    Even the artists around Yi Xing congratulated him, which was outrageous.


    Yi Xing is also ignorant. When Li Tiezhu won the best classical music award before, Yi Xing also felt proud. But when Li Tiezhu won the best newcomer and was regarded as a superstar by these well-known foreign artists, he... Sour.


    The artists around Li Tiezhu were obviously the most excited. They hugged Li Tiezhu and said some strange words.


    Ariana hugged Li Tiezhu again and said, "the more you see, the more sexy you are!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what son Nan?"


    Songzhuer said, "big Xuezi says you''re sexy. This girl is short. She has a good eye."


    After simply saying hello to the artists around, Li Tiezhu once again led songzhu''er to the stage to receive the award. The previous trophy was still in songzhu''er''s hand, which seemed a little arrogant.


    ¡­¡­


    Shudu, Lao Li''s house.


    Aunt Liu jumped up from the sofa: "pillar, pillar won the prize again! Ha ha... Go to eat hot pot in the evening!"


    Li Fugui''s Old God said, "calm down, don''t 6 talk about basic exercises."


    Liu Xiaohua was a little calm: "what a smart decision, God, I bet there will be ''Grammy Festival China Station'' next year, and advertisers and broadcasting platforms will line up to send money. When you see through the essence of the world, you won''t jump around like a fool! Dear mother, I didn''t say you..."


    Aunt Liu kindly raised the palm of a palm fan.


    The iron egg accelerated in an instant and climbed towards the old man to hide so as not to be hurt by mistake.


    ¡­¡­


    Above the live broadcast of the oil tank, various barrages of insults and demeaning Li Tiezhu emerge one after another. The flood of the dike burst. Except for a few who have been black Li Tiezhu, most of them are fans of other nominees.


    Li Tiezhu''s fans have opened the mockery mode. They disdain to scold or reason. No one in the West argues like the East, which is an ecology. For Li Tiezhu''s fans, we won. Only the winner will be abused. We are proud!


    The penguin live broadcast is different. The host is crazy praising Li Tiezhu, the barrage is the same, and those who don''t like Li Tiezhu don''t fart.


    "Who else?"


    "Li Tiezhu: none of them can fight!"


    "Serious brother is too strong."


    "Didn''t you find out? Both ordinary people and stars abroad call Li Tiezhu a superstar."


    "But our music world fired him, ha!"


    "Serious brothers are also regarded as ordinary newcomers in China, especially those stars who think highly of themselves."


    "It is said that iron pillars have a stronger influence abroad than at home."


    "This is a mystery..."


    "In fact, music, film and television, variety shows and iron pillars have made top achievements, which some people just can''t see."


    "It''s not invisible, it''s sour grape psychology."


    "I really want to see AI Dajin, Hua Tianyu and their faces now."


    ¡­¡­


    Jiangxia, in a luxury villa.


    Hua broke an expensive guitar to pieces, and the nanny trembled with fear.


    "Why? Is Dutt blind? People in China can''t appreciate my talent, and are Grammys so tasteless?"


    Hua stared at Li Tiezhu, who was walking towards the podium in the TV, gnashing his teeth.


    Yes, some time ago, they seemed to reconcile, but later, Hua realized that this was not a reciprocal reconciliation, but that the other party disdained to entangle with him and oppressed him with absolute strength, so that he had to give in.


    Three years ago, Hua Moumou also went to the Grammy, but he did not nominate, nor was he specially invited like Yi Xing, but went with penguin. Penguin video was invited by Grammy. Hua found a relationship and asked penguin to take him.


    This year, he also wants to do the same, but the penguins have ignored him and advised him not to mess with "our Penguin Li Tiezhu".


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu went to the stage and hugged two award guests he didn''t know. There was still noise under the stage.


    Glen handed the new trophy to Li Tiezhu: "Congratulations, Ian Pella! What do you want to say? Except for your upcoming film."


    The audience laughed and Li Tiezhu''s advertising was ruthlessly exposed.


    Li Tiezhu took the trophy and said, "movie? What movie?"


    Songzhuer''s translation is very fluent.


    Jefferson subconsciously replied, "Kung Fu! The film directed by Oriental Chaplin Stephen Zhou... Hey! Cunning guy!"


    There was more laughter under the stage.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "let''s focus on music! Don''t always mention my movie Kung Fu, which will be released in beimi in a month." , although I know everyone wants to see it very much, it''s a 3D movie. The ticket price is very expensive. Please spend rationally and do what you can. Unless you have a mine or a bank at home, you''re not recommended to see such a luxurious movie. "


    Jefferson was amused. Like the star audience, they all thought this guy was too shameless, just like the American star.


    Glen: please tell me how you feel


    Li Tiezhu''s serious face: "I think I can get the best newcomer because I''m relatively new. I''m young and from the mysterious East. It must have nothing to do with my ranking of the top 10 of beimi''s five songs for half a year in a row, breaking the sales record of beimi''s newcomers, let alone because I''m too handsome."


    The audience always smiles. The Grammy is also held indoors at night, otherwise I''m afraid my teeth are tanned.


    Li Tiezhu continued: "Well, no kidding. Thank you very much for the Grammy Awards. Thank you very much. Because my music is not elegant enough to participate in China''s Chinese Music Festival, I feel very painful that one of the awards I was lucky to get was recovered. Later, I found that redicaka, Ariana, moldy, Adele, Bieber, Bruno and Vitas Some top singers in Europe and America are not worthy to participate in the Chinese Music Festival. I finally feel much better... "


    The stars were stunned. At first, they thought Li Tiezhu was humiliating the Grammy. Later, they found that he was ironically humiliating another music festival. Although they didn''t understand Li Tiezhu''s gratitude and resentment with that music festival, and they hadn''t heard that music festival, they were even higher for some reason.


    "Woo..."


    "Yes, we don''t deserve it!"


    "Well done!"


    "I like your low-level music, yeah!"


    Songzhuer also whispered to Li Tiezhu, "cowhide!"


    This sound has no impact abroad, but the domestic live broadcast makes people laugh, although it is low but clear.


    Li Tiezhu finally said: "thank you for the Grammy! Thank you for your not elegant appreciation level, which gives me the opportunity to be recognized! Finally, I wish the Grammy better and better, and surpass the Chinese Music Festival in influence and music taste as soon as possible! Thank you!"


    The star audience applauded and cheered. Who said that Oriental artists would not engage in gimmicks? That''s great!


    what?


    Will it offend any Chinese Music Festival?


    Grammy doesn''t care, okay!


    The hosts of penguin live broadcast were silent and didn''t know what to say.


    The barrage is not silent:


    "Ah, this..."


    "Totally unexpected! What a cow hide!"


    "This is the end of offending Li Tiezhu. It''s too comfortable!"


    "The Chinese Music Festival is invincible in the universe, ha."


    "Serious brother is as sharp as ever. I like it."


    "This wave of diss is amazing. Two steps out of the Chinese Music Festival?"


    "Cool! Cool!"


    At the scene, the audience was still impatient. Jefferson asked, "so, what song will you sing for everyone next?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m also very confused. It''s hard to choose. Then don''t choose. Sing a new song just written off the stage. Just give me a guitar."


    Jefferson: Witt geese, Minnie, new song? Just written it


    Glen: I''ll buy it


    Li Tiezhu said, "can''t you?"

 Chapter 652

    The stars under the stage are quiet. In fact, they should be excited and roar, but they don''t, because they all think Li Tiezhu is crazy.


    After all, there are not many Omei stars who really understand Li Tiezhu''s "strength". Most of them have only heard his songs, or even his songs.


    Only a few artists who have paid attention to Li Tiezhu suddenly became excited and introduced Li Tiezhu''s improvisation ability to the people around him with an inexplicable sense of superiority.


    For example... Moldy.


    "Hey, man, don''t look like that. He doesn''t disrespect the Grammy at all, let alone us! On the contrary, this is his greatest respect."


    Mildewy looked at Beyonce around you with a thick contempt. Do you frown?


    Beyonce: "but he clearly has a good song. Why not sing it? There''s no need to show off his original ability at this time! The most important thing is a good song."


    Mildewed smiled deeply: "Ian Pella is my boyfriend''s little brother, you know? When he was at school, his debut and his future development path were paved by my boyfriend. It can be said that without me, Taoge would have no Ian Pella. Even his kung fu to beat stark was taught by my boyfriend. However, Ian Pella''s music originality is very strong. As long as he dares to sing, it''s OK It must be a good song. I swear by my boyfriend''s reputation! "


    Beyonce gave away a mildew and make complaints about the woman''s heart.


    Qin Tao, who was sleeping in at noon in Jinmen, sneezed with his baby in his quilt.


    On the other hand, Adele is worried about Ian Pella. As an original singer, she certainly knows the difficulties of originality, so she is afraid that he will brew bitter fruit on impulse.


    After all, this is a Grammy!


    No one has ever sung original here, let alone improvised original.


    Songzhuer didn''t care, and the translator said, "Cantai?"


    can''t I?


    Glen, look at Jefferson, okay?


    In fact, they didn''t know Li Tiezhu. If they knew Li Tiezhu was an old king, they wouldn''t react like this.


    Jefferson turned to the director and producer in the corner, shrugged his shoulders, and then spread his hands. The meaning is obvious. I know a chicken. These old ghosts are in the sun''s eye. They just want to sing the original. You can do it yourself. Are you afraid of overturning?


    As soon as the producer clenched his teeth and nodded, the director did a please action, just do it!


    I''m afraid of a chicken. Anyway, we know that this goods often engage in the coquettish operation of writing songs on the spot. Don''t panic!


    Jefferson received it. Well, you''re all true. I''m afraid of a hammer and said, "Ian Pera, what makes you want to sing original songs here?"


    This is more than ten seconds. Li Tiezhu is distracted. Generally, he is distracted mostly because of the system.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host for winning the world''s top music award. The system gives an additional 10 intelligence points and a free song.]


    [current intelligence value is 89 points, remaining intelligence value is 20 points.]


    [received a free song with three versions of the song.]


    Two minutes ago, Li Tiezhu was still immersed in joy and thought of bringing this beautiful song to "Chinese good songs", plus 20 points of residual intelligence, which was enough.


    However, songzhuer didn''t know which tendon was wrong. He told Li Tiezhu that he would be original if he didn''t know what to sing. Anyway, you are so original.


    So there was the scene of two people guessing boxing just now. Li Tiezhu lost rarely.


    Therefore, hearing Jefferson''s question, Li Tiezhu looked naive: "because I just lost a fist guess with zhu''er. I bet with her that if I lose, I will sing original. If I win, I will choose my own song."


    After the translation, songzhu''er proudly said, "Hey, hey... Thank me! You can hear the classic new song."


    Classic and new songs don''t match, do they?


    I''m afraid this Oriental woman is not a fool. How can anyone write a song in such a short time? It''s still a good song? She wants to fart!


    Almost most people think so, which is normal.


    Penguin live broadcast, the host was excited:


    "Original! Tie Zhu is going to sing original songs, on the Grammy stage! This is the victory of Chinese music..."


    "There is no doubt that this is another classic! Li Tiezhu never misses!"


    And a large number of Internet users in China are also hi. They know that serious brothers can play. They didn''t expect to dare to play like this in Grammy. How can they bear it?


    "Sao is still the most serious brother!"


    "On the Grammy, sing improvised and original, who else?"


    "No matter how well this song is written, Li Tiezhu is good."


    "What do you say? Is there anything bad about Tiezhu''s song?"


    "It''s true that the serious brother''s songs are pleasant to hear, but I''m afraid he''s out of his mind. The whole song" old driver takes me "


    "Lying trough! I''m really afraid of you saying that. After all, songzhuer''s unreliable encouragement encouraged him to sing original songs."


    "Iron head baby is unreliable! I knew iron pillar should take lengba."


    "What ghost? Don''t talk nonsense. It''s not the main palace!"


    "As long as Li Tiezhu doesn''t get mad and write ''Royal advanced music'', he''ll be fine."


    "Why do I find it interesting to sing an old driver at the Grammy?"


    "It''s only a few minutes. Have you really written it?"


    "It''s mostly ''Royal advanced music'', but I like desecrating Grammy!"


    "Then he was expelled from the Grammy???"


    The barrage in the oil tank live broadcasting room is different:


    "Is Ian perra on drugs? Is such a grand occasion suitable for playing impromptu music?"


    "From the beginning, I felt that this Oriental didn''t respect Grammy."


    "I always feel that he is insulting himself."


    "Anyone who has seen 30 original videos of Ian Pella in one night will not be so superficial."


    "Thirty songs a night? Do you believe it?"


    "It''s just hype and gimmicks. The Oriental entertainment circle is so chaotic."


    "Even if it is original, I think he prepared it in advance."


    "I like enpella very much, but I still regret what he did. He seems to underestimate Grammys and western singers."


    On the stage, Glen couldn''t help asking, "so, did you start writing songs after you lost your fist guessing? You wrote a complete song in less than two minutes? Even if you sing normally, two minutes is not enough?"


    This is a bug, a huge bug!


    Songzhu''er also reacted after translating. Ah, yes! Did I pit an iron pillar? Has he written it yet?


    Li Tiezhu is as calm as an old dog: "Of course not! I started writing this in my head after I won the best classical music award an hour ago. You know, I don''t quite understand what you say, although my English score is good. So I thought of a song in my head and happened to hear many excellent music performances, which inspired me. So I''ve been writing this song for an hour!"


    Of course you''re lying, but that''s reasonable... Lose it.


    In fact, most creators use silent humming to write songs in their heads, but most of them can only write a melody, which is not accurate enough. Few people can write a song completely.


    Therefore, most people do not trust Li Tiezhu.


    Jefferson took a guitar and said, "I hope you can bring a wonderful performance!"


    As a result, Li Tiezhu casually played the guitar twice, smiled and said, "thank you."


    Then, Li Tiezhu began to tune the guitar strings. I don''t know whether these people were intentional or careless. How can there be a guitar with inaccurate sound in the Grammy?


    Fortunately, in the past two years, Li Tiezhu has made great progress in his musical instrument level and easily adjusted his guitar.


    At this time, the two awarding guests have left the stage. Matsushita is holding a Grammy trophy in one hand and waiting under the stage again.


    What kind of original song will he bring?


    The stage light is dark, the spotlight is on, and Li Tiezhu is locked.


    Li Tiezhu fixed the microphone on the bracket and took a deep breath. To be honest, he didn''t know the song very well and just bought it.


    However, one advantage of the system is that after buying a song, not only can you hear it, it will be automatically embedded in your brain, just as you have heard it many times, so it''s no problem.


    Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng


    The guitar strings are fluctuated, melodious and beautiful melody, which is the key of the climax, a total of 20 seconds.


    Because Li Tiezhu got three versions of this song, Chinese version, English version and guitar version.


    He chose integration.


    Li Tiezhu first played the guitar version, and then switched to the prelude of the English version. The reason is also very simple. The arrangement of the English version is more modern.


    The stars under the stage quieted down because the tune of the guitar was too beautiful. Even though it seemed very thin and even a little light, so what?


    Good music melody is always loved by the public.


    Mildewed: "how''s it going? It''s really my brother Tao who brought it out."


    Beyonce: "I don''t know until I sing."


    The old woman doesn''t die until she gets to the heart of the Yellow River, and she doesn''t fall out of the coffin. Fools


    Beyonce: is watt vazjoun a day tour


    Adele''s eyes lit up: "this is Ian Pella! What a beautiful melody! He''s really a genius."


    Ariana: "sexy Bo Ai ~ WOW! Hey law..."


    Glen and Jefferson, who had just stepped down, almost stepped empty. They looked at each other and found the shock in each other''s eyes. This must not have been written on the scene?


    It must not be!


    However, even if it is not written on site, it is also original. This level of originality is indeed worthy of the Grammy Best Newcomer Award!


    The prelude continued, and Li Tiezhu began to sing:


    Hum ~ hum ~


    The past has become a cloud


    Dissipated in front of each other


    Even said goodbye


    I can''t see you complaining


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    Many stars shake their heads. It''s terrible!


    There is no doubt that this is a good song. Even if you don''t understand Chinese, there is no barrier to the melody. You can feel the existence of beauty even if you don''t know the language.


    Adele: How''s it going


    Beyonce: shut up! Don''t bother me listening to music


    Adele: "it''s a pity that I can''t speak Chinese..."


    Ariana: "maybe... I can consider downloading a Chinese translation app. I''m a genius!"


    Unlike the stars on the scene, the barrage of oil tank live broadcast is seriously polarized. After all, the United States has the freedom to spread rumors.


    "This must be a song written in advance! It''s too hypocritical."


    "Disgusting language, I can''t understand it at all..."


    "I very much doubt that this guy singing Chinese songs at the Grammy is a provocation."


    "Robbed the trophy of our singer and sang Chinese songs..."


    "Isn''t the Grammy world? Why can''t you sing Chinese songs? Why don''t you sing French and German songs?"


    "It''s a very nice song. Unfortunately, it''s not an English song, but I''ll still buy his new album."


    "With this improvised song, Ian Pera proved his absolute strength in the Best Newcomer Award."


    "Language has never been an obstacle to music."


    "Some people say that the Grammy gave Li Tiezhu the trophy for the Chinese market, so this song is enough to shut them up."


    "Crazy Li! Our whole family are your fans."


    Some people black Li Tiezhu and others praise him, which is normal, especially in Oumi''s society which relies on opposition management.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing is still melodious. When he is absorbed in the system, it is often easy to sing:


    I found your face in the blink of an eye


    It''s strange and won''t be like before


    My world began to snow


    It''s too cold for me to love one more day


    Cold even hidden regret


    It''s all so obvious


    I kiss you goodbye in the deserted street


    Let the wind laugh, I can''t refuse


    I kiss you goodbye on a crazy night


    My heart is waiting for sorrow


    After singing, applause came from the audience, which was not warm, because I didn''t want to disturb Li Tiezhu''s rhythm, but it represented the recognition of the Grammy live stars.


    Even the camera caught several nominees for the best newcomer and gave applause.


    However, in the Grammy, which is almost full of omey singers, singing Chinese songs is really a little unpleasant. Many stars feel sorry, or regret. Because I don''t understand, I can''t completely get the emotion of this song.


    Penguin live broadcast is mostly crazy praise, and there are few doubts:


    "Li Tiezhu yyds!"


    "Cow!"


    "Serious brother conquers the Grammy! Write songs on the spot and don''t accept it?"


    "Maybe foreigners will think Li Tiezhu wrote it in advance!"


    "Isn''t that a good song?"


    "What''s your name?"


    "I don''t know! Li Tiezhu started singing directly..."


    "Kiss goodbye and welcome sadness, serious brother. Is this lovelorn? Isn''t zhu''er next to you?"


    "Maybe it''s about someone else, hee hee."


    "Is it hot, miss?"


    "Ha ha, this antonym is OK?"


    Donghai, lengba, who was also watching the live broadcast, suddenly became arrogant. She was not nervous at every link before, including Li Tiezhu''s fight.


    At this time, she suddenly became shy.


    Master... Remember.


    And wrote a song and sang it on the top music stage in the world. How much love is this? Yes, I am his first woman, incomparably unique and irreplaceable, hum!


    She remembered more than two years ago, when she and Li Tiezhu, who had not yet made a debut, were outside the Donghai airport. At that time, he blushed and was very cute.


    Thinking about it, lengba is crazy. This song is exclusive to her.


    Others may think the lyrics are sad, but for her, it''s not sadness, it''s the Lord''s confession.


    It turned out that he would miss, regret and feel sad after paying homage to me


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu still plays the guitar with just a good rhythm.


    The Intermezzo has changed a little, and the rhythm has changed from the original gentle to a little lighter. Although the ordinary audience can''t hear it, the artists on the scene are quiet. They can have a hunch that the style of the second half of the song will be different from that of the previous one.


    At the end of the interlude, Li Tiezhu began to sing:


    Standing-on-a-mountain-high


    Looking-at-the-moon-through-a-clear-blue-sky


    I-should-go-and-see-some-friends


    The stars were suddenly stunned. They were stunned for ten seconds, and then cheered together:


    "Woo..."


    "Nice! Combon, that''s it!"


    "I finally understand ~"


    "I even thought I understood Chinese, Aha!"


    "What an interesting and clever boy! He showed me!"


    "Didn''t Ian Pella say he couldn''t speak English?"


    "His pronunciation is not standard, but it is perfect..."


    Penguin live barrage Crazy:


    "Cowhide!"


    "Li Tiezhu is a God..."


    "Original Chinese and English versions!"


    "Strong! Too strong."


    "I''ll tell you a joke: serious brother can''t English."


    Oil tank barrage:


    "Here comes the English version! Aha!"


    "Perfect work..."


    "What about those who question Ayn Pera?"


    "This is genius!"


    In a hotel in New York, Zheng Yanzi leaned on her bed tired and watched the live broadcast. She had watched it for a long time and had not been very happy.


    Why is pine and bamboo with him?


    yes!


    I personally sent songzhuer to him at the beginning. Damn it!


    However, when she heard the English words of the song, her mouth was full of smiles, and the guy turned bad.


    Is this song for the zoo?


    Brainwash?


    Pooh!


    Zhao Liya in Kyoto also felt it and sent a message in the group:


    "Attention of all departments, the master will brainwash us again! Please consciously open your skull and accept cleaning..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know this. He just focused on singing, especially when he sang the English part, his forehead was sweating.


    Even with the help of embedded system, it is still difficult, because oral English is a devil to Li Tiezhu.


    Take me to your heart


    Take me to your soul


    Give me your hand and hold me


    Show me what love is


    Be my guiding star


    It''s easy take me to your heart


    The song is over.


    Songzhuer screamed first, and her voice was bold and unrestrained: "I love you! Mu ah ~"


    Other stars also applauded, and female singers began to scream. Omey actress has always been so crazy.


    The barrage of live broadcast rooms at home and abroad also began to blow Li Tiezhu.


    At the scene, it all happened quickly.


    Li Tiezhu returned the guitar to the staff and was ready to step down.


    The host Keith stopped him: "it''s a very beautiful original, Ian Pera! Are you sure you don''t understand English?"


    At this time, songzhu''er was still under the stage and was preparing to translate.


    Li Tiezhu said in skimming English, "I can understand you! I can understand you simply, but my oral English is not good. Therefore, I asked Zhu Er to translate, not for me, but for your convenience."


    Keith:... So it''s not that you don''t know English? No wonder you can write English songs


    Li Tiezhu smiled and spoke of non-standard English: "I got 98 points in the college entrance examination last year! And now I have passed CET-4! Are you kidding?"


    Songzhuer ran up and translated: "his English score is OK, his listening is also good, and his oral English is poor."


    Keith: then you don''t have to translate. We won''t laugh at your accent


    Li Tiezhu said in Chinese, "no, Chinese is the most beautiful language."


    Songzhuer translation.


    Keith was stunned and smiled: "you are a real artist! You love your culture and language, so you have so many good oriental music. Thank you! Thank you for your wonderful singing."


    "Thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and stepped down with songzhu''er.


    This time, Li Tiezhu really became a deity, which is different from the one that Qian Poisson said for more than two years.


    Since he said that "Chinese is the most beautiful language", he has at least been canonized in Greater China and won the respect of many foreigners.

 Chapter 653

    At this moment, the male host of penguin live broadcast was so excited that his voice was shaking:


    "Chinese is the most beautiful language! That''s right! This is Li Tiezhu''s speech at the Grammy! Even though it has been recognized and respected by almost the whole western entertainment industry, this Best Newcomer Award is proof, Li Tiezhu did not worship the west, let alone forget the land where he gave birth to him! This is our Chinese superstar! At this moment, he is a well deserved superstar!"


    "Have you been respected by those who think that you can get western gifts by kneeling and licking the west, those who have roots in their knees, and those who belittle their civilization and please omey? Have you been recognized? There is only one culture with a long history of 5000 years, and there is no other branch. She must be looked up to by the world!"


    "The most ridiculous are those who advocate that Chinese women are smart and men are stupid. If Chinese women were really smart, they would have knocked you out!"


    The hostess seems a little hard to understand. This partner has been calm for most of the night and never said anything about the world. Even when Li Tiezhu was against the Chinese Music Festival just now, he didn''t say a word, just to prevent the program from getting involved in the struggle vortex in the entertainment industry.


    Why did you suddenly go crazy?


    Really crazy!


    If the first two paragraphs are the platform for Li Tiezhu, the latter sentence is purely private goods. It''s not his own private goods, but the continuous slander of Li Tiezhu by Weibo power masters, which makes many people blind.


    The female host quickly took over the conversation and didn''t let the male host say more controversial words. She said:


    "It''s worth thinking about why Li Tiezhu, who sings chinese songs and praises Chinese culture at the Grammy, is sought after by the Grammy and the majority of omey stars? Because he is confident and self-confident, only in this way can he win respect! Congratulations again, Li Tiezhu won two trophies on his first Grammy trip! Let''s look forward to the next Award... Best World Award Will Li Tiezhu still win the world music album award? "


    The barrage on the live screen also burst out the most dense energy, covering the screen.


    "Li Tiezhu deserves the fire!"


    "I''ve never seen such a decent artist."


    "Do you know why Yang Ma supports him?"


    "That''s why Li Tiezhu is a superstar in the eyes of the West!"


    "Witness: the birth of a superstar!"


    "The world''s best newcomer, everyone yells in the Chinese music world? Whose fault is it?"


    "Chinese is the most beautiful language!"


    "A classic Chinese and English song, who can question his strength?"


    "Perfect creation!"


    "I''m so numb..."


    "The day after tomorrow, the Chinese Music Festival will be held in the East China Sea. Remember to watch the live broadcast!"


    "Ha ha ha... Must see!"


    "I have to think about 800 words in advance. I''ll make a barrage at that time!"


    "Maybe this Chinese Music Festival will explode the ratings, dog head!"


    "Are you going to bomb the Chinese Music Festival?"


    "Otherwise? That''s the strongest Music Festival in the world that even Grammy has to catch up with!"


    "So, what''s the name of iron pillar?"


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    "I guess it''s called kiss goodbye."


    "It''s too cold for me to love one more day. It''s too cold to even hide my regret."


    "Then why not call it cold?"


    "Sleeping trough! We are all artificial leather, and you are real leather."


    After Li Tiezhu said that "Chinese is the most beautiful language", many people in China despised and began to prepare to see Li Tiezhu''s jokes. They naively thought that the Chinese would scold Li Tiezhu for being arrogant, and overseas audiences and even Grammys would be dissatisfied with Li Tiezhu''s arrogance and ignorance.


    But they were disappointed.


    Needless to say, even the stars at the Grammy scene are applauding and supporting Li Tiezhu, while most of them are supported on foreign networks. Who doesn''t like a confident nation except those with extreme thinking?


    On the oil tank, a barrage of demeaning and swearing was crushed.


    There are many supporters of Ian Pella here. These people not only worship Li Tiezhu''s musical talent, but also highly admire Chinese culture by listening to Li Tiezhu''s songs and watching Li Tiezhu''s film and television dramas and variety shows for a long time.


    "A superstar who loves his own culture deserves such a preference by the Grammy!"


    "So don''t ask why native Asian Americans don''t have stars anymore, because they are like trees without roots."


    "Chinese is difficult, but it''s really powerful."


    "Can you imagine that the Chinese people can still understand the books written on bamboo pieces 2500 years ago."


    "I don''t think anyone will think Ian Pera is arrogant because he loves deeply."


    "Some people say that the Chinese have no faith. No, their faith has lasted for 5000 years."


    "Anyway, the Asians around me don''t like Li Tiezhu, but Westerners like him."


    "This is the Grammy, the Grammy of the world!"


    "I love this song so much!"


    "Ian Pella''s first English song. When the single comes out, we''ll top him!"


    "Ian perra taught me to punch in."


    "Watt? Something strange seems to be mixed in."


    At the scene of the program, Keith praised Li Tiezhu, including his love for his culture and the original song just now. Then, she heard the doubts from the stars off the stage.


    What''s the name of this song?


    Keith also wondered: "the music of aynpera is so wonderful that I forgot to ask the song name. So, is this song called take me to your heart? I think it''s very nice."


    Li Tiezhu, who has returned to his seat, gave a thumbs up and made a positive answer. In fact, the title of the song is easy to guess in both Chinese and English.


    Ariana was not very happy and said, "you won again."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu understood this simple English and replied in Chinese, "you should say - haoou goose virtue."


    Ariana:


    On the other hand, mummy proudly said to Beyonce, "you know nothing about the power of five thousand years! No wonder brother Tao said he was honored to transform me into a better me!"


    Beyonce: shrimp poof


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    Kyoto.


    Qin Tao also held a soft doll that could make a sound. He slept soundly and touched the doll with his hands.


    In the dream, he is using a strong cultural force to transform sister moldy. Although the traditional dress of belly pocket is not very comfortable, it can increase her sense of cultural belonging. Even if she kneels on the ground, she looks so elegant


    Guo Dalin and Yue Yupeng kick open Qin Tao''s door. They just went to the door to get takeout. Qin Tao also has one.


    Guo Dalin: "Tao Zi, sleep with your uncle, get up and hi!"


    Doll: "Tao Zi, sleep with your uncle, get up and hi!"


    Yue Yupeng was startled: "sleeping trough! What is this? Scare me."


    Doll: "sleeping trough! What''s this? Scare me."


    In the dream, sister moldy''s voice suddenly became the voice of the old man. Qin Tao was shocked and began to do: "what are you doing? Japanese mother scared me out of my urine."


    Doll: "what are you doing? Japanese mother scared me out of my urine."


    Qin Tao turns off the repeat doll switch, throws it away, and then goes to the bathroom to pee without closing the door. Although he can''t compare with iron pillar, he is longer than Prince and first brother.


    Yue Yupeng picked up the doll to beat the drum and said, "your uncle is still sleeping. We all saw the iron pillar win two awards. Don''t you pay attention?"


    Qin Tao trembled: "pay attention to a hammer. That dog is talking about a bug. He has never lost the nominated award. This time, he must win three awards together. Oh... Hiss!"


    Guo Dalin: "don''t you pay attention to whether moldy won the prize?"


    Qin Tao came out: "she has a lot of Grammy Awards. It doesn''t matter whether she takes it or not."


    Yue Yupeng opened the doll: "she has a lot of Grammy Awards. It doesn''t matter whether she takes it or not."


    Qin Tao turned it off again.


    Yue Yupeng said, "Hey! This thing is interesting. I''ll buy one later."


    Guo Dalin: "what''s the use? Just a repeater."


    Qin Tao: "Mummy gave it to me. If I sleep at night, I''ll know if I''m snoring. Of course, I think other uses are better. For example, it perfectly repeats all kinds of sounds made by mummy every time. Breathing, crying and swearing can be copied, which is great! Mummy, who didn''t have any sense of shame, knows that she''s shy now, especially when she''s high , tut... This will help her understand the true meaning of shame culture! "


    Yue Yupeng''s fat face was shocked: "lying in the trough!"


    Guo Dalin excitedly took out his mobile phone: "I want to buy one! I must buy one, or Taozi can play... Can she kneel now?"


    Qin Tao: "the action is not very standard, but the attitude is very correct. I''m very pleased!"


    Yue Yupeng: "what are you doing? It''s amazing!"


    Then, the three whispered out of the door, went to Guo Dalin''s room, continued to watch the Grammy live broadcast and went to dinner.


    Just at this time, mummy won the Grammy annual song award with cardigan, which is also one of the top ten important Grammy Awards. Moreover, this is the eighth Grammy Award mummy has won in recent years.


    When he received the award, he looked very excited and said a lot. Finally, he said, "thank you most for my boyfriend. He made me a better self! He is a good teacher!"


    Yue Yupeng and Guo Dalin looked at Qin Tao with envy and jealousy.


    How?


    Qin Tao ate the leek box and said calmly: "everything is based on strength. We should first completely defeat the opponent''s resistance consciousness and ability, and then subdue it first. We can''t use brute force. We should use more tactics, encircle Wei and save Zhao, empty city plan, lure tiger away from the mountain, cross the Chencang secretly, and try to catch it... Iron pillar taught me. You see, pine and bamboo is called a obedient post..."


    In the camera, songzhuer arranges Li Tiezhu''s clothes and hairstyle. His eyes are full of stars.


    The reason why Li Tiezhu was given the lens again was that the world''s best music album award was issued at this time, and the albums of several excellent singers from all over the world were shortlisted.


    The sales of these albums are very high, but only Li Tiezhu''s "Shengshi Tiantang" broke the sales record of his own cultural circle and the sales record of Oumi''s new album at the same time.


    You know, before this, the sales record of Oumi''s new album has always been monopolized by Oumi people.


    This award belongs to the leftover material of Grammy, which is not very important, but it is also Grammy.


    The award winner, Italian legendary female singer Laura pucini, opened the envelope and said, "just like the answer in my heart, congratulations to the Chinese superstar - aynpera Lee!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little numb. He mechanically stood up and took pine and bamboo to receive the award.


    Matsutake is a little worried about holding a Grammy trophy in one hand - the trophy is soft.

 Chapter 654

    In fact, among the three nomination awards that Li Tiezhu won, this award is the one that has no suspense.


    Li Tiezhu''s album released last year not only broke the domestic sales record, but also omey''s new sales record. If it were not for the language barrier and almost no advertising and marketing, the results would be better.


    The applause on the scene was a little sparse, not that it was not welcome, but that the result was not surprising enough. It was no surprise that Li Tiezhu won the award after winning the best newcomer.


    After the award, Laura pushini asked, "Li, have you ever planned to produce an English album? I believe you will achieve better results with your talent and influence in omey."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! I don''t have the idea of making an English album. My English is not good. It''s OK to fill in words for one or two songs. Too many words... It''s difficult."


    Laura: you can ask omey''s word writer to fill it out for you. Oral English can also be learned and corrected


    Li Tiezhu still shook his head: "I like to compose music and lyrics by myself. In addition, don''t they all say that the 20th century is the Chinese century? It''s just that you can learn Chinese with my songs. Art has no borders, and of course there will be no language borders, right?"


    After the dutiful translation, Suo songzhuer added: "his just song take me to your heart has been extraordinary. Don''t embarrass him. After all, everyone knows that my boyfriend is not too smart."


    Many live artists and crooked nuts watching the live broadcast laughed. Song is really modest. Everyone can see that Ian Pera is superior in wisdom, and his profound oriental philosophy is even more amazing.


    This kind of person is not very smart?


    Obviously, this is an oriental low-key.


    Laura smiled: "it''s a modest Oriental. Congratulations to Li and song. In addition, I have a doubt. I want to ask Ian Pera. His style of writing songs has changed greatly. Even every album has rap and Chinese classical songs. Why?"


    In fact, this is also the doubts of the stars present.


    Songzhuer didn''t translate to Li Tiezhu. He replied, "because he is a genius, he can write music of any style."


    Laura nodded. This man is really a genius. There''s nothing to doubt.


    She asked, "many rappers have freestyle. Does Ian Pella have freestyle?"


    Songzhuer is about to translate.


    Li Tiezhu burst out laughing. He couldn''t help it. The English was relatively simple, so he understood it, and then naturally thought of Wu Yifan.


    Singing is poor. I know magic questions all day. Do you have freestyle.


    In the era of Nanbang men''s League, Luhani and Yixing stood at position C, and Lao Wu stood beside them for no reason.


    Laura: what are you laughing at


    Domestic live Barrage is second to understand:


    "I think twice a day: is there a freestyle?"


    "Why is there a mental retardation who can''t even freestyle?"


    "Look at this, he''s long and wide, yeah ~"


    "People without freestyle don''t deserve to be friends with me!"


    "I was so scared that I hurried to a freestyle."


    "Stop fighting, big brother! Please give me a chance to be freestyle again!"


    "Altman''s fart shocked the world. My freestyle was the most coquettish."


    "Without freestyle, I suggest the Grammy take back the trophy. Dog head!"


    Li Tiezhu stopped laughing. After all, he couldn''t tell the truth. Wu Yifan didn''t offend him. Therefore, he could only say: "I don''t have FURIS stupid goose. However, if you have to listen, I can also come for a while. After all, I''m from Xichuan."


    After listening to the translation, Laura was even more confused: "people from Xichuan Province, China? Why can''t they also be freestyle?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because Southwest China, per capita raper."


    The live artists don''t understand, but they still start to make fun. It''s not too big to watch the excitement. Ian Pella has been in the limelight tonight. Of course, she needs to show more housekeeping skills.


    Lola asked Li Tiezhu to perform.


    Songzhu''er looks at Li Tiezhu with worry. After all, his own man never listens to hip-hop and even special songs. Can he rapper?


    Li Tiezhu came with his mouth open, full of rhythm and enchanted rhymes:


    Red umbrella, white pole, after eating, you lie on the board.


    Lie on the board, sleep in the coffin, and then you bury the mountain.


    Bury the mountain, cry and shout, and eat together in the whole village.


    Have a meal, have an umbrella, and lie on the board after eating.


    Lie down and cry. I''ll help you bury the mountain.


    All dry together, white dry, long umbrella in the rainy season next year.


    Hey, hey ~


    At that time, the whole Grammy scene was stunned because I couldn''t understand it, but I didn''t know it. It seemed, seemed and seemed very powerful?


    Then... Clap!


    Ian Pella said that language is not the boundary of music. We can''t act like we don''t understand music, and rhyme very well, can''t we? Applause, yeah!


    The applause and cheers were quite warm.


    It''s magical.


    Pine and bamboo are stupid. Is this NIMA or your husband? You can play. Are you interested in showing it?


    Yi Xing, sitting in a remote corner, showed an expression of sadness and laughter. No wonder people are angry. He has no courage.


    Especially the audience watching the live broadcast in China are even more numb. Although everyone in the southwest enters rapper, you can''t be so out of tune, can you? But why are those Grammy stars who haven''t seen the world crazy?


    Does this southwest doggerel really contain some wonderful music philosophy?


    hammer!


    impossible!


    This must be royal advanced music!


    The barrage is very happy. This is the right way to open it. The first two songs are too informal. This rap is very serious.


    Who says Grammy is special and can''t play?


    Li Tiezhu accepted the award and stepped down. The party continued, and the awards came out one after another.


    Although Li Tiezhu won three trophies in a row and even came an original song, he was not the most popular one.


    Mildewed even won four awards, real awards, and became the singer who gained the most that night, and Mou Tao was also the name who was mentioned and thanked the most.


    Soon, three hours later, after Keith and a group of famous singers reported and sang, the 61st Grammy night ended perfectly.


    It''s ten o''clock in the evening.


    After the award ceremony, the lights were bright, and many singers were not in a hurry to leave, but chatted with each other, making an appointment for dinner, wine and lying down.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know them well. He said hello to mildews not far away. He was about to leave with pine and bamboo.


    Ariana grabbed Li Tiezhu''s arm: "vitellit."


    Songzhuer was not jealous at all. He patted sister a''s red fruit on the back and said, "you talk. He can understand simple English. I''ll wait for you below. Come on ~"


    Rao is bold and unrestrained, and Ariana can''t help being stunned. Why is she so generous?


    Li Tiezhu pulled away his arm without showing any trace: "Xuezi, cut AI hey goose oil?"


    Ariana said, "Watt, snow on the sun? I want to exchange phone numbers with you, for music, yes, for music."


    Li Tiezhu glanced at her pair of wild and towering Xuezi. There were big Xuezi in her small body: "nothing. Do you have wechat? Wechat."


    "I can download one now."


    "Well... OK."


    With the help of Li Tiezhu, sister a wrote a wechat and made friends with Li Tiezhu.


    "Aha, Lee wechat shows that we are already friends."


    "Xuezi, do you have anything else? It''s all right. I''ll go."


    "Are you free this evening? I''ll buy you a drink."


    "I''m not free. I''m going back to practice Kung Fu. You know, we don''t sleep every night. We have to sit cross legged on the bed and meditate, even our internal power."


    "Wow! Isn''t that cool?"


    "This is Kung Fu!"


    "One last request, could you please change my name to Xuezi? Although I don''t understand why you call me that, it sounds good."


    "Of course, no problem. Give me your cell phone. Xuezi means a child as pure as snow. OK."


    "Really? It''s a great honor... Thank you!"


    "Bye."


    "Sexist, Tom."


    Seeing the tall and straight Ian Pera go away, Ariana can''t help licking her lips. She is really a sexy Oriental boy, especially his magical martial arts and music talent.


    Here, songzhuer, holding three trophies, met and asked, "have you made an appointment?"


    Li Tiezhu helped take the trophy: "about what?"


    "Gun."


    "Get out."


    "Unfortunately, her snow is so milk."


    "Are you special..."


    Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er walked out of Staples Center with three golden trophies, found heiwa''er and other security personnel outside, and drove back to the hotel.


    "Red umbrella, white pole, after eating, you lie on the board, yo yo ~ lie on the board, sleep in the coffin..."


    Black waer twisted around in the co pilot''s position, chanting words in his mouth, obviously watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone.


    Songzhu''er said strangely, "heiwa''er, you know Xichuan dialect. You don''t think this so-called rap is really nice? No?"


    Black child was serious: "of course! Ian Pella will never sing such a strange Oriental doggerel on the Grammy stage for no reason. He must want to give us some enlightenment!"


    Songzhu''er has never seen anyone who kneels and licks so tricky. Even lengba is not so strong.


    Hei wa''er said again: "this doggerel is about the harm of eating poisonous mushrooms. Think about it carefully. If people become zombies, will mushrooms not change? The doomsday is full of danger. We always positioned the danger on animals before. It seems that plants and fungi, especially fungi, deserve attention... HMM! Right! I''ll report to brother long when I go back..."


    Matsushita: "cowhide!"


    Li Tiezhu ignored them and was returning the news on his mobile phone. Many friends sent congratulations. There were too many people to come back.


    Therefore, he replied to the best ones individually, and then sent a group reply to others.


    The Grammy is over, but on the domestic network, the waves brought by the three Grammy awards are setting off. This is an unprecedented achievement, not only because of the trophy, but also because of Li Tiezhu''s performance in the Grammy.


    It''s windy.


    At 12:00 noon, CCTV''s four sets of China news took 40 seconds to report the news that Li Tiezhu won three Grammy Awards, which was highly praised, and used a new title to call Li Tiezhu - "patriotic musician Li Tiezhu".

 Chapter 655

    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know yet, because this Grammy trip will set off a new storm in China.


    He was resting in the hotel with songzhu''er at this time. Heiwa''er was heating steamed buns in the microwave oven. After more than three hours of Grammy night and the delay on the circuit, Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er were hungry.


    Songzhu''er and heiwa''er also got familiar, so he brought his mobile phone to call his good friend.


    "Hello, hujerez?"


    "Grass Mud Horse! Alas, hey, hey! Three Grammys, Best Newcomer Award, angry? Grass Mud Horse!"


    "Sleeping trough, pine bamboo son, do you..."


    "Grass Mud Horse! Grass Mud Horse! Grass Mud Horse! Slightly ~"


    Beep ¡«


    Songzhuer hung up first after scolding. It''s comfortable.


    A full two and a half years later, songzhuer still uses this decompression method, and always gets miraculous results.


    Li Tiezhu is speechless, Zhu Er... How Fucking Cute!


    The black child took back his cell phone and said, "your enemy? Do you want to find a chance for me to send someone to beat her up? I promise she won''t recognize it."


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "it''s unnecessary. Physical attack is inferior after all. I''m good at soul damage."


    The black child stood in awe and said, "it makes sense. I just don''t know that zombies understand people''s words. No, if they understand..."


    Songzhu''er said to Li Tiezhu, "when I''m 70 and 80, call her back, grass mud horse! Alas, hey... I just don''t know whether she will live so long."


    Ding!


    Li Tiezhu was immediately inspired. He ignored song Zhuer and hurriedly entered the system. Is there another reward?


    did not??


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about the microwave oven.


    Black wa''er came out with a plate of small steamed buns and a plate of steamed meat for Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er to eat.


    Matsutake: "well, this steamed meat is not as delicious as yesterday?"


    Hei wa''er: "nonsense, this is the steamed pork yesterday. I put it in the fridge before I finished eating it."


    Matsushita: "


    Hei wa''er explained: "first, saving food is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation, and second, safety after double testing."


    The next day, morning.


    Heiwaer and huabaogu took Li Tiezhu and others to the airport. When they left, heiwaer and huabaogu added Li Tiezhu''s phone and wechat respectively.


    Li Tiezhu: "clang? Add wechat? Want to wait two days for the Chinese new year, I''ll send you a red envelope?"


    Black wah''er shook his head: "it''s mainly for safety. If China mutates first, we''ll fly a plane to save you. If America mutates first, we''ll fly a plane to take refuge in you. Our group has bought two Boeing 737s, and there are also some rockets and tanks. Of course, the largest reserves are kitchen utensils and seasonings."


    Songzhuer''s face was covered with circles.


    Li Tiezhu said, "737 is not safe. You''d better buy 919."


    Black child: "I know. I''ll tell brother long and brother Feng."


    When she got on the plane, songzhuer finally couldn''t help but say, "I''ve been confused for two days. What''s their relationship with you? What''s the variation? Are you doing life in the United States? Hanging like this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Reiki recovery! Do you believe it?"


    Matsushita: "that''s the end of the calf. My Dantian was inflamed and the doctor cut it..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored her and prepared to sleep.


    Matsushita said again, "why don''t we open a private hospital to cut the cecum? No, Dantian, freeze them all, and then auction them when the aura recovers! Alas, hey..."


    Deep well ice!


    Zhuer''s brain hole is suitable to be a military teacher for the lying dragon and Phoenix chicks. It definitely makes them bigger and stronger.


    Bought a plane? Is the next step to launch a rocket?


    Just one step, zombies on Mars.


    Thinking wildly, Li Tiezhu checked the data in the system. A Grammy trip yielded fairly good results.


    Current intelligence: 89 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 20 points. (Grammy Best Newcomer Award rewards 10 intelligence points)


    Music Achievement: 27549 points. (singing at the Grammy won a lot of achievement points)


    Variety achievements: 16326 points. (it seems that Grammy is a variety show)


    Film and television achievements: 8498 points. (this is waiting for the movie to come out...)


    Total achievements: 52373 points. (47627 points to complete the final task)


    Tiktok: 163 million 100 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99.5%. £¨MMP¡­¡­£©


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    [ultimate task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety and film and television all exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points. Unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and live to win 250 intelligence points and a mystery award.]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills


    There is a long way to go!


    Fortunately, the air hostesses of American Airlines really had an excellent hypnotic effect. Li Tiezhu almost slept all the way to Kyoto airport.


    Back to the Kyoto villa, Li Tiezhu had a good rest for a day, because he would be busy after that day.


    The Internet is full of hot news about Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu had a cordial conversation with Adele. Li Tiezhu calmed down Ko porcupine stark. Li Tiezhu won applause in the audience for singing "Dongfeng break". Li Tiezhu won the Grammy Best Newcomer Award. Li Tiezhu was regarded as a superstar in Grammy. Li Tiezhu''s original bilingual songs shocked Grammy. Li Tiezhu insisted on the Chinese Music Festival. Li Tiezhu''s Chinese is the most beautiful. Li Tiezhu shows southwest dialect rap, Li Tiezhu won three Grammy Awards. Li Tiezhu exchanged contact information with Ariana


    One of these news can be searched, let alone all of them.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu once again dominated the headlines of major network platforms, and his influence exploded.


    Those who had been diss by him shut up and dared not bubble.


    On the contrary, the navy of black Li Tiezhu is very fierce.


    But do they think they can turn their eyes away?


    First of all, CCTV network issued a document asking: Why are our patriotic musicians respected abroad, but repeatedly slandered and humiliated at home? When foreign stars, crooked platforms and capital without conscience have the right to speak in the entertainment industry, integrity and kindness have become sins? It''s time to clean up such an entertainment circle!


    Then, Hua was fined for lip synching, enimo was punished for tax evasion of several subsidiaries, and a female singer of maple leaf country was deported on suspicion of slandering heroes.


    Luo Feiyan, who has dual nationality, was ordered to cancel his Chinese nationality and will pay a cancellation fee of 250 yuan. Many of his companies may face criminal responsibility for collecting and divulging confidential data.


    Weibo was temporarily shut down for rectification on suspicion of inciting and encouraging false speech and negative news, and the relevant responsible persons have been controlled. It is reported that the responsible person was asked to answer why he repeatedly deleted the information of the official account, but was indifferent to the boycott of the official news.


    Several well-known Weibo were prosecuted for many crimes.


    Some little singers who once participated in slandering Li Tiezhu were suddenly terrified. After all, almost all their hips were not clean.


    After cleaning up the garbage on this day, the atmosphere in the entertainment industry has been clear, at least three times.


    Many artists closed their branches overnight. It is said that tens of thousands of film and television entertainment companies across the country were cancelled one day and one night, and more than 2000 cultural and entertainment enterprises took the initiative to pay taxes.


    These events arose because of Li Tiezhu. He also knew that it would make more people hate him, but he didn''t care. He just ate melons.


    Something disgusted him.


    Tiktok overseas, suddenly a video is burning all over the world -- Stark''s own video.


    In the video, Stark''s nose is still pasted with gauze. He doesn''t speak very quickly, but he looks very energetic.


    He said that the duel with Ian Pella made him find his shortcomings, hope to improve himself through learning and training, and then challenge Ian Pella again. Moreover, he encouraged other WWE players to challenge Ian Pella to defend WWE''s dignity.


    Finally, he said: "at one meter away, aenpera is fast, within one meter... Aenpera is fast and cruel."


    Fans love to watch, and actively discuss and spread.


    Li Tiezhu is very uncomfortable. NIMA can''t wipe clean like stepping on a lump of shit.


    It seems to be a compliment to Li Tiezhu. In fact, it is rubbing the heat. You want to continue rubbing the heat. It is conceivable that in order to win attention, this goods will definitely challenge Li Tiezhu publicly in the future.


    What shall we do then?


    Fight?


    Don''t fight?


    It''s not the best choice. If you fight, you''ll be rubbed by others. If you don''t fight, it seems a little counseling.


    Another day, February 2.


    Li Tiezhu flew to the East China Sea to attend the premiere of Kung Fu in the early morning.


    The arrangements for the next few days are very busy. After the premiere of Kung Fu, the next day is the Spring Festival Gala, and then two days is the premiere of people in an embarrassing way. In another two days, it''s the seventh competition of "Chinese good songs".


    Not to mention that, song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng also received him an actor variety show, saying that it was to advertise "people in an embarrassing way" and win the box office.


    Time needs to be managed. Songzhuer did a great job. Although he was full of work for Li Tiezhu, he could always spare a lot of rest time.


    For example, Li Tiezhu flew to the East China Sea early this morning, more than ten hours before the premiere in the evening.


    There is plenty of time to play.


    It''s just that lengba drives the wrong brand today. The road has been blocked for too long.


    Li Tiezhu: "is it Mazda?"


    Lengba: "well, I sent my car for maintenance."


    Li Tiezhu: "no wonder there is a traffic jam..."


    Lengba smiled and said, "what''s the matter? You''ve become a superstar and less patient? I remember you used to be calm."


    Li Tiezhu: "what superstar? Don''t scream."


    "Modesty what? Don''t we know if you are great?"


    "Drive again!"


    "It''s blocked and can''t be opened."


    "Haven''t you changed your style? Why did the rebellious little wild cat suddenly break the skill?"


    "Eh... That''s not what I just did! Start over. Mr. Li Tiezhu, I can pick you up at the airport purely for the sake of... In the past. Don''t have any unrealistic fantasies."


    "Ha! Interesting."


    "Don''t try to tease me, benmeow, no, I haven''t forgiven your last QJ behavior! Please remember, the heaven''s net is broad, careless but not leaky, and you will die if you do more injustice!"


    Lengba''s face was cold and her tone was stiff.


    Li Tiezhu sat in the co pilot''s seat, suddenly took out a cigarette and smoked: "is it still 0.5%, the decimal point is coming... After 99.9%, you still need to collect ten exchange cards or something?"


    Lengba: "Oh! Superstars also have sex? It''s stingy. No wonder they never wear pregnancy condoms! Fortunately, I bought it... Hum!"


    Li Tiezhu: "sell second-hand online. I don''t need it."

 Chapter 656

    You don''t have to say no, really.


    At the beginning, when Li Tiezhu was a pure little pot friend, he also studied strawberry and apple flavor, but since he found himself invincible, he began to fly himself.


    People, it''s easy to get bad.


    This is also the reason why Li Tiezhu dare not raise his IQ. It doesn''t matter if he is smart when he doesn''t have much resources and capital in his hand.


    But now it''s not possible. An individual with such capital and fame can''t help thinking deviate.


    Because of Mazda''s blessing, the traffic in mordu was blocked for more than two hours before reaching the downstairs of the apartment. It was one o''clock at noon.


    Fortunately, sister Yun is as old as ever. She pinches the time of their arrival and orders the takeout.


    After Li Tiezhu and lengba had dinner, sister Yun packed up the garbage and left.


    Of course, daily instructions are indispensable. Just because a boss himself is not pure, his requirements for lengba are no longer as strict as before.


    "Call me if you have something. Sister lengba, pay attention to safety. I signed four plays, one film and two variety shows next year. I can''t afford the liquidated damages."


    Lengba took the lead: "as an assistant, how do you talk? Mr. Li Tiezhu doesn''t know me well. What can happen? Can you think independently? Don''t believe the rumors on the Internet."


    Sister Yun took the garbage bag and watched lengba kneel on one knee to try her new leather shoes for Li Tiezhu. She took off her shoes and socks. She choked silently for a moment.


    Sure enough, stars are abnormal creatures!


    Li Tiezhu was a little embarrassed: "don''t worry, sister Yun. I know how to be measured."


    Sister Yun said again, "the day after tomorrow is the Spring Festival Gala performance. Iron pillar, pay attention to the scale! Try to follow the right path. The so-called right path in the world is vicissitudes!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Good!"


    Lengba: "did you hear that? Mr. Li Tiezhu, now is a legal society, and all illegal and criminal acts will be severely punished by the law! I hope you can take care of yourself."


    Sister Yun suddenly disliked her own artists and turned around and left.


    When only Li Tiezhu and lengba were left in the room, Li Tiezhu said softly, "cat! These shoes are very expensive? Don''t waste money in the future. I can''t get used to wearing them."


    Lengba half knelt on the ground: "this is just a normal human relationship between artists. It belongs to the face project. Don''t think blindly. Wear it if you like. Just wear it if you don''t lose it."


    Li Tiezhu: "cat, why don''t you change your style? It''s always strange."


    Lengba: "Li Tiezhu! Are you a hypochondriac? Who is your cat? I lengba is a dignified independent female artist!"


    Without a word, Li Tiezhu silently took out his mobile phone and sent 50 cents.


    Note: "raising a cat costs 0.5 yuan."


    Lengba has already sat up, picked up her cell phone and looked at it. Leng hum: "it''s really evil! It''s so inhumane and vicious. One of my four great beauties will play this shameless game with you? Take the time to see a psychologist!"


    The other party has received the payment.


    Li Tiezhu covers his face. Is this... Fun?


    Is this what the art of war says - to refuse and to meet?


    oh I see.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Xiao Jiu is fifteen kilograms now. He is very fat."


    Lengba: "what''s none of my business?"


    Li Tiezhu: "after all, you bought the cat. Zhu''er and I thought when we would send it back to you. Mr. lengba, when would it be convenient for you? I''ll have someone send the apartment?"


    Lengba was stunned: "ah? Did Xiao Jiu do anything wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "nothing. I just want to give it back to you. Ah! It''s getting late. Thank you for your hospitality. I should go. Let my team book a hotel for me and have a rest. I have to attend the premiere in the evening. I won''t bother you!"


    Lengba rubbed up. Although he knew that Li Tiezhu seemed to be joking, he still felt a little afraid: "you, you... What''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu said, don''t you just want to refuse and welcome? Who won''t?


    "Teacher, stay! I can make my debut thanks to your help. I think I asked you to help me with my popsicle. You not only didn''t dislike it, but also helped me advance... Come back and visit me another day and thank you."


    "Not another day!"


    "Now the Internet is full of our gossip. I have implicated the teacher. Now I should avoid suspicion."


    "No... what are you doing?"


    "Teacher, why are you holding my leg? It''s immoral."


    Li Tiezhu stood up and tried to leave, but lengba saved her leg. Her face was stuck on Li Tiezhu''s thigh and looked up at Li Tiezhu angrily.


    Lengba: "you bully people!"


    Li Tiezhu: "where is anyone? Are you human?"


    Lengba: "meow ~"


    Li Tiezhu reluctantly sat back on the sofa and crossed his legs like an uncle: "for the sake of your sincere retention, I''ll stay for a while."


    Then, Leng bamao made all kinds of strange toys from the bedroom like a treasure.


    "This collar has been kept for more than two years?"


    "Tail? I''m familiar with this tail..."


    "On the battery? Oh, wireless remote control, technology changes life! So young people should read more."


    "The candle is still there?"


    So, in the cold winter afternoon, all the doors and windows were closed, the curtains were tightly closed, the heating was turned on, and one person and one cat opened a pleasant afternoon.


    Play from the living room to the kitchen, from the kitchen to the bedroom.


    They even revisited the classic scene of boiling fish soup and reciting words two years ago.


    At seven o''clock in the evening, they simply cooked food in the apartment and didn''t let sister Yun disturb them.


    The snow-white cat curled up in its master''s arms and sobbed.


    [Ding! The domestication of the cat is 99.6%.]


    Another 0.1 percentage point?


    It''s more and more like the evening of love, but do you have to issue extreme orders to increase your domestication? It''s getting harder and harder! Not even a hint.


    Li Tiezhu looked at lengba with his head resting on his leg and said, "cat, how much do you think you are domesticated now?"


    Lengba was stunned: "is there such an operation?"


    Li Tiezhu pinched her snow. Anyway, she couldn''t enter his head and said, "tell me! After all, you started self domestication first."


    Lengba glanced at Li Tiezhu angrily, and her eyes moved: "100%!"


    "Is it so high?"


    "No?"


    "If you want to be higher, what should you do?"


    "Master, are you tired? Let me think about new moves... There will be good ideas."


    "It''s all yours. I believe you."


    "Ah, mummy, mummy... Ha..."


    "Hiss... The Chinese Music Festival is about to begin. Ah! Turn on the TV and have a look."


    "Giggle, giggle... Ok... Um..."


    After more than two years of self domestication and improvement, maozi is now much more effective in fighting. He is no longer crying at the touch, unless he can''t help it.


    The TV set is open, and cold bullet screen comments on the live webcast of penguin video in busy schedule, because barrage can be seen here.


    This year''s Chinese Music Festival was originally well prepared. Although many well-known singers did not come, they still brought in many artists who had a stake in their interests.


    They originally thought that if they invited the Chinese people to such a high-end Grammy Award, it would be at most to show their face so as to earn the Chinese people''s money. It is impossible to give the award to Li Tiezhu.


    As long as Li Tiezhu doesn''t win the prize, they can fight back and humiliate and satirize Li Tiezhu in various ways.


    This scheme has been discussed many times within the Chinese Music Festival. Some Americans even tried to test the tone of the Grammy. It is said that the American media are wantonly reporting Li Tiezhu''s ideological invasion. Finally, they still firmly believe that Li Tiezhu will get nothing in the Grammy.


    Therefore, they temporarily changed the holding time of the Chinese Music Festival. They moved it for half a month and held it the next day after the Grammy.


    They prepared a perfect set of stage books for the host and award guests, with all kinds of innuendo and ridicule.


    To their surprise, Li Tiezhu won the Grammy Award, and all three nominees won the trophy.


    The most abhorrent thing is that Li Tiezhu openly mocked the Chinese Music Festival on the stage. This scene was spread to every corner of the world by live screens all over the world, including China. Therefore, the sound of mocking the Chinese Music Festival continued to be heard.


    Even in this situation, the Chinese Music Festival still wants to be hard on Li Tiezhu. It''s hard to black and step on it. It''s not that I haven''t done it. Tian Zhan experienced it at the beginning.


    However, the day before yesterday, CCTV News reported that Li Tiezhu was on the platform for him, and then the central media issued a document to clean up the entertainment circle.


    Following what happened, we all know that the whole entertainment industry is in danger. The Chinese Music Festival finally counseled... They overturned all previous plans and Taiwan capital and decided not to provoke Li Tiezhu this time.


    After the initial scheduled shelling, the live barrage lost its direction. Why is the Chinese Music Festival so low-key this time? Not strong!


    The hosts of the award ceremony of the Chinese Music Festival are two dumb frogs, Kurosawa Zhiling and Zongxian.


    Mr. Zong was fairly stable, but sister heize obviously didn''t receive the message from the program group. In her words, she even wanted to turn to Li Tiezhu. Zongxian pulled him back several times.


    But no matter how strong the dog chain is, it can''t hold a debauchery heart, can it?


    Sister heize harbors resentment. Li Tiezhu asked you to humiliate me the year before last and ask you to ignore wechat?


    When announcing the best new female singer award, heize Zhiling said, "let''s invite Hua and Zhang Liying to present the best new female singer award to you."


    Hua Moumou and Zhang Liying were on the stage. Before they started talking, heize Zhiling said: "before the award ceremony, I have a personal little doubt to ask Zhang Liying. Just roar ~ you made a debut with a superstar who took a Grammy. Is he so presumptuous in the program? When you catch a beautiful girl, you pester him to ask for contact information."


    Zhang Liying didn''t want to come, but she came because of the brokerage company. She wondered, "do you mean Li Tiezhu?"


    Kurosawa Zhiling: "don''t be named, don''t be named! I''m sorry. I saw him on this program the year before last. He pestered me until now. I''m just a reminder to all female singers. Know people, know faces, don''t know hearts! It''s terrible!"


    Zhang Liying thought, "see a doctor if you are ill!"


    With that, she turned and got off the stage. She''s crazy. Do you want to trouble me?


    You''re still a little young. Seeing that Li Tiezhu is going to sing my dream to me, will you make it for me? Is it amazing to be slept by the Japanese? idiot!


    Kurosawa Zhiling was suddenly confused. Why didn''t this man give me face? I''m the host!


    Zong Xian said, "I''m sorry, everyone. Miss Zhang is not feeling well. This award is awarded by Mr. Hua. Let''s start..."

 Chapter 657

    The barrage became lively again:


    "I''m laughing to death. Will Li Tiezhu harass you?"


    "Is this woman more than twenty years older than Li Tiezhu? It''s disgusting."


    "Is there a pit in your head? Zhang Liying and Li Tiezhu started out at the same time. They are still fellow villagers. They have a good relationship."


    "It''s hard to see a doctor when you''re sick!"


    "Zhang Liying is still handsome. Go straight? Go? Praise Yibo!"


    "The Chinese Music Festival is really wonderful."


    "The car turned 720 degrees in the air..."


    "Brother Zongxian is going crazy."


    Zhang Liying''s departure made her feel embarrassed. Heize Zhiling was so angry that her teeth itched and said, "let''s talk about Hua. You have cooperated with him. You should know something."


    Hua angrily scolded the woman for her mental retardation, smiled and said, "brother Zhu has great talent and is a real genius. As for others, I don''t know, thank you. In addition, it seems that you took the initiative to ask him for wechat the year before last. Didn''t you arrive? I happened to be there."


    I''m kidding. He''s been sanctioned by the authorities. How dare he force again?


    Support Li Tiezhu and give yourself a shield!


    Dead friends don''t die poor, Amen.


    As smart as me.


    Heize Zhiling''s face suddenly changed. She lost her face. It''s live! How did this fool talk to that man? Isn''t he a sworn enemy of that man?


    "What we want to award is a female singer. Why do we always talk about male singers? Can''t a female singer leave a male singer? Your point of view is a little obscene!"


    Zongxian''s rescue site was as active as ever, and took back the dominant power with a slightly unusual remark. However, this is a live broadcast with a barrage. Do you think there are 20 million people in the well and hundreds of thousands of people watching the program?


    After Hua Moumou successfully stabbed heize Zhiling to protect herself from the fire of the majority of netizens, she said: "please look at the big screen for the nomination of the best new female singer in this Chinese Music Festival."


    On the big screen, a total of four female artists were nominated, namely Zheng Qian, Lin Fangzhi, Zhou Yue and Yang Feiyue.


    In addition to Zheng Qian''s debut in Li Tiezhu''s term, the rest are newcomers who came out last year, and they are all members of the women''s League. They have no fame and no works.


    The strongest one is Yang Feiyue. Although she has many black spots, she is also popular. She is also a koi girl. She is also a person with works by singing Shen mouteng''s film theme song "stuck in the road" with the team.


    However, she withdrew this year.


    The reason for this nomination lineup is that many good singers quit after the storm. For example, Zhao Liya, who was originally named the best new female singer by the organizing committee, not only quit, but also ridiculed and ridiculed the Chinese Music Festival.


    Yang Feiyue came. Although it was said that she was Li Tiezhu''s apprentice, she still came.


    ¡­¡­


    Donghai apartment.


    Lengba''s eyes blurred with tears. Li Tiezhu pressed her on the tea table and rode on Feiyan to drive dangerously. She cried: "Wuwu... Heize Zhiling, mentally disabled, oh... Her face was swollen. It''s fun... Wuwu... Hua is really obscene, ah, ha..."


    Li Tiezhu turned the fat, round and snow-white steering wheel from a piston engine to a more efficient turbocharger. He saved fuel and was fast. He said, "Hua has always been bullying soft and afraid of hard. If you convince him, he will hide from you."


    Lengba wiped her tears with a paper towel: "but, Wuwu... What happened to Yang Feifei? Why did she rebel?"


    Li Tiezhu stopped slowly and said, "it''s nothing to fly over. She needs awards."


    Lengba started the automatic driving mode. The snow-white steering wheel was turning and the lubricating oil was ticking: "I always think she should scold them with us. Ahoo... Do you want to transfer her contract to your company? Hum..."


    Yang Feiyue''s contract is in penguin culture. The two-year contract is about to expire. He is ready to sign in to Li Tiezhu''s studio to give her better resources.


    Li Tiezhu took a cigarette and lit it. Since he competed with Xu Shan for the film "people in the embarrassing way", his addiction to smoking has been plagued. He has to smoke two or three cigarettes every day.


    "If you can''t stand it, drive slowly. It''s not urgent."


    "It''s all right, eh... Mr. Li Tiezhu, please don''t think I''m easy to bully! I''m just physically conquering my psychology now, not how charming you are. Oh... Please take care of your things! Wow..."


    Bo''er ~


    Li Tiezhu got out of the car and sat back on the sofa.


    The snow-white small sports car couldn''t stop climbing over with the ashtray, put the Li Tie plunger back into the narrow car, and continued the automatic driving mode with the ashtray. The sound was quite good.


    Li Tiezhu flicked the ash and enjoyed the ups and downs, tremors, drifts and turns of the sports car.


    "Li Tiezhu! Don''t look at me with such narrow eyes. Although I''m not dressed, please keep a minimum of respect. I''m the teacher who took you out, oh... Ah..."


    "Feifei won the prize? What a stupid judge! Although she is my apprentice, she really can''t sing."


    "Oh, no, I''m running out of oil..."


    Li Tiezhu ignored her and looked at the TV screen, vaguely anticipating that the Chinese Music Festival had made an extremely stupid decision.


    The barrage had laughed in advance, and all kinds of groups mocked.


    On the screen, Yang Feiyue, wearing an evening dress, ran onto the stage with a beautiful posture of catching fish in the field, grabbed the trophy from Hua Moumou and raised it:


    "Bring it, you! Yeah!"


    Hua Moumou: "congratulations on flying over. Are you happy to get the award? What do you want to say to everyone?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "it''s amazing! I haven''t sung a song since my debut. I even won the best new female singer award? It''s so unexpected. It''s like a fucking dream!"


    The scene was suddenly quiet, and the sparse applause disappeared.


    Hua Moumou is even more embarrassed, not to mention the two hosts.


    The program group gave Yang Feiyue this award mainly because she is more famous and most popular. Thinking that her relationship with Li Tiezhu was so good, they all came, which shows that she can fight for.


    Yang Feiyue: "thank my Master Li Tiezhu! Sing" stuck in the road " When I was young, I always couldn''t find the tune of the two songs originally assigned to me. Everyone knows that I can''t sing at all. Fortunately, my master was smart. He helped me design it, so I only shouted twice in the song, burned my card in the road, and then... I won the prize! As the first best new female singer who can''t sing, I''m very grateful to the vision and taste of the program group ! thank you for the Chinese Music Festival! "


    Too ironic!


    The best new female singer who can''t sing?!


    Seeing this, Li Tiezhu trembled with laughter. Indeed, he is worthy of being my apprentice and can stand up to me. The main reason is that Yang Fei is more and more rigid. Others are fighting online. She is different. She went to the scene and won a prize.


    Lengba was miserable: "ah... Don''t laugh, Mr. Li Tiezhu, please stop your extreme behavior immediately. The vehicle will lose control, ha, Wuwuwuwu..."


    The big guys of the Chinese Music Festival and big singers such as yehenara have blackened their faces.


    Hua interrupted: "thank you, thank you for your acceptance speech..."


    Yang Feiyue was so strong that he grabbed the microphone and said: "I haven''t finished yet. What''s wrong with you? Everyone knows that I''m from the countryside. I''m lucky to work in the entertainment industry. Now I get this award which is more noble than the Grammy. I''ll offer it when I go home and burn incense every day! When my master comes, I can proudly tell him, master, I''ll top you three Grammys with one award! Ha ha! It''s the so-called green out Better than blue... Hello? "


    The program team turned off her microphone, which is also an old operation. Tian Zhan was turned off at the beginning.


    The picture immediately cuts to the two hosts, who control the field.


    Yang Feiyue patted the microphone and said, "hello? Hello! Play this for me?"


    Her voice can''t be heard off the stage or on the live screen.


    Hua said, "let''s go down. What''s going on here?"


    Yang Feiyue: "you take care of me."


    At this time, two female security personnel came up and tried to "send off" Yang Feiyue.


    Yang Feiyue ran with his skirt and ran to the host and said, "I like the Chinese Music Festival. I''ll come back next year! I don''t sing anymore, but I can come and win the award. I hope to win the best female singer award next year..."


    Then, she was arrested by the female security personnel and turned away. She didn''t struggle.


    Kurosawa Zhiling''s expression was strange, like constipation, because when Yang Feiyue came to talk, she stepped on her foot and twisted it all the time.


    Zong Xian said: "Yang Feiyue is too excited to win the prize. We should understand her. She is famous and can''t speak. Don''t be general with her. Next, let''s invite yehenara and..."


    I have to say, the old man has tried his best.


    The live barrage reached its climax here:


    "Cowhide!"


    "Leap sister Sego."


    "I''ve never sung a song and won the female singer award. It''s really ironic!"


    "This is the high taste of the Chinese Music Festival."


    "Yehenara''s face is green. It''s fun!"


    "Hua Moumou couldn''t rob Yang Feiyue. He was pushed to stumble. He''s really weak."


    "A Chinese Music Festival trophy tops three Grammy Awards, no problem!"


    "Yang Feiyue really dares to say, or does he ride his face to ridicule..."


    "Her master Li Tiezhu! Serious!"


    "Ha ha, come again next time? This girl is so interesting."


    "Only I saw Yang Feiyue stepping on heize Zhiling''s feet? So hard!"


    "Yang Feiyue obviously came to help master revenge!"


    "This is the most wonderful Chinese Music Festival I have ever seen!"


    "My ass hurts."


    "The one upstairs laughs with this part? How did he do it?"


    If you can control it before, Yang Feiyue will directly confuse the organizing committee. It can almost be said that the reputation and image of the Chinese Music Festival have completely collapsed.


    Yang Feiyue is the last hammer to crush the camel.


    The Chinese Music Festival, which tries to maintain its reputation and influence, has become a complete farce from now on. After Zhang Liying leaves and Yang Feiyue makes a fuss about the award ceremony, no matter what awards others get, they will become jokes.


    After all, a person who can''t sing won the best female singer award!


    Where can others be better?


    In the apartment, the snow-white sports car has completely broken down. This is the third time. There is no oil and no power to fight again.


    Li Tiezhu had to use the driving simulator to continue driving. After all, driving pays attention to the beginning and end.


    The simulator wearing expensive lipstick is very clever. Even if it is driven violently, there is no instability.


    Li Tiezhu grabbed the hair of the driving simulator and held it down for crazy acceleration. Although it''s not real driving, the driving feeling is still very good and silky. Moreover... Safety belts and seat belts are not required. You can roll over at will.

 Chapter 658

    Just as Li Tiezhu was tirelessly racing with his analog driver, another luxury car came. It was a real super car. Its performance was much stronger than that of a small sports car like lengba, but the car was old and a little fuel consuming, but its handling performance was first-class.


    Sister Mi opened the door directly with the key. When she came in, she ran into the unbearable tragedy of the tearful simulator.


    She learned the news of the driver''s arrival from sister Yun, so she came to race after she finished her work. Many stars and directors were invited to the premiere of Kung Fu tonight, including Yang Mi and lengba.


    "Busy? I brought you some snacks."


    Yang Mi''s voice was still so soft and waxy. She walked over gracefully, put the takeout on the tea table full of wet brake marks, sat on the sofa and lined up with her legs crossed.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "happy new year, sister Mi!"


    Sister Mi shook her legs and smiled provocatively: "how happy?"


    Lengba: "mutter..."


    Yang Mi pinched her leg: "your apprentice is great. She tore off the last fig leaf of the Chinese Music Festival. Tut tut... The brand of the Chinese Music Festival was completely smashed!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I didn''t expect Yang Feiyue to do so."


    Yang Mi, dressed in a beige suit and small package skirt, held her hands in front of her chest and shook her red high-heeled shoes: "you won three Grammy Awards. Now the coffee position is different, and her popularity is bursting. She seems to be a top star."


    Li Tiezhu: "there is no exaggeration."


    Yang Mi''s feet shook more happily: "but no matter how big you are, you don''t want to bully us, lengba, hum... She''s a strong girl!"


    Strong lengba is being driven and can''t find time to say hello.


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    Is she strong? Really strong!


    Yang Mi added: "anyway, she also helped you out at the beginning of your career. When you encounter setbacks, she spared no effort to support you. Be a man of conscience. You can''t become a big man yourself, so ride on the head of the teacher."


    It can be said that sister Mi''s description is quite appropriate. This is probably the present continuous tense in English.


    Li Tiezhu said, "how strange are you two recently?"


    Yang Mi has quietly started the engine. With the shaking of the engine, she said in a trembling voice: "you didn''t force it? We should resolutely resist your bullying, uh huh... As long as we are strong enough, you can''t bully us, oh..."


    Li Tiezhu lost his smile. This NIMA was really taught by sister MI.


    Yang Mi was sweating, her cheeks were red and her voice was hoarse: "we are all first-line actresses and have dignity! Ha ha..."


    Another leg pincher!


    After a while, sister Mi finished preheating the engine, took off the car cover and took the initiative to open the door: "in short, we won''t give in!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the split sister sitting on the sofa, ignored it directly and continued to simulate driving.


    Then the hot super car leaned over and licked its mouth.


    Li Tiezhu let go of the simulator: "I respect your dignity! The ground is cold, doesn''t your knee hurt?"


    "Ah, woo, goo..."


    The super run simulator has extremely fast speed, depth... Acceleration.


    Lengba narrowly escaped death. She lay on her side on the sofa and said weakly, "sister MI is coming? In the evening... Is the dress for the premiere of Kung Fu ready?"


    "Gu..."


    "After I changed it, it''s quite suitable."


    "Mutter..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t move and looked down at the super car. It''s strange. She''s also very strong.


    I don''t know which tendon is wrong. Li Tiezhu suddenly vomited a bubble. This is his unique skill. Two years ago, Yang Mi''s conjecture in the masked singer was realized, but it was realized on her arrogant head.


    "Guji... Poof! Cough... You iron pillar, your uncle, uh, Guji..."


    Yang Mi broke the defense and was too miserable.


    The fierce lengba smiled and burst into tears.


    After a long time, sister Mi opened the door and asked Li Tiezhu to sit in and drive again.


    It has to be said that this super running seat is very ergonomic. The seat has a strong wrapping feeling and fits very well. In contrast, lengba''s car is narrow. Of course, it doesn''t mean who is better, but each has its own advantages.


    Finally, after an hour''s drive, under the output of Li Tiezhu''s stepping on the face, the super run was also dry broken down.


    The car turned over and turned into a long, long and lonely rain lane.


    And no oil paper umbrella.


    But the fox was very generous: "it doesn''t matter, master. I''ll ask a professional Trailer team to pull the car away later. It won''t cause an accident. Don''t worry! Driving, of course, it''s interesting to turn on the road. It''s boring to turn outside the road. I understand! Thank you!"


    The cat has low self-esteem. Is his road peaceful? Why is the master always unable to open? The road was smoking and the car was so steady and fast.


    It''s half past nine.


    Li Tiezhu and two strong women opened the midnight snack to refuel the vehicle.


    Then, sister Yun came with two trolley cases, which were the dresses of Yang Mi and lengba.


    After putting down the box, sister Yun took out a box from her pocket and handed it to lengba.


    Lengba was at a loss.


    Yang Mi grabbed the medicine and said, "Xiao Yun, you go down first. We''ll change our dresses and come down and go to the nanny''s car to make up and do our hair."


    Sister Yun was slightly surprised, looked at Li Tiezhu in amazement, nodded and left.


    Before going out, she looked back at Li Tiezhu. This man... Has something!


    In fact, like most people, sister Yun always thinks that Li Tiezhu is a simple, honest and upright person. Even now sister Mi asks her to hire the operation and parking Trailer team, she still thinks that Li Tiezhu has not changed her taste.


    This is sister MI, this is lengba!


    Which man is stable?


    People, there are always two faces inside and outside the door. This is a natural phenomenon. The door is determined by genes. It must not be gentle. The door is determined by the bottom line. It is generally very friendly.


    Yang Mi took the medicine and changed her evening dress with lengba. Li Tiezhu put on the Zhongshan suit for the Grammy.


    The three went downstairs, made up in Yang Mi''s nanny car, and then rushed to the century cinema.


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    "Century cinema is the largest and most luxurious cinema in the East China Sea. There is no one. The IMAX screen here is the largest in the world! The largest screening hall can accommodate 500 people. It is high-grade to hold the film premiere here. Of course, if anyone wants to come here to hold the premiere, he has to nod."


    Wang Dashao is bragging to several unknown female artists. They are invited to attend the premiere of Kung Fu. Most of the unknown female artists come with investors and other directors.


    The cinema of Nuo university is now closed for the premiere of Kung Fu, and all kinds of invited directors, artists, celebrities and media have poured in.


    The lobby of the cinema is full of posters of Kung Fu.


    Wang Dashao boldly pointed around and said, "if it weren''t for Li Tiezhu''s pity, I wouldn''t allow them to hold a premiere here."


    Lin rolled his eyes: "hiss ~"


    Wang Dashao waited for him: "what do you mean? Don''t you believe it? If Li Tiezhu hadn''t begged me three times, I wouldn''t have promised. Of course, it''s also to sell Xingye''s face."


    Lin looked at Wang Dashao with the eyes of a monkey looking at Sanzang. He really wanted to kill him with a stick!


    The female artists have exaggerated expressions:


    "Wow! It''s so humiliating to be friends with big and young."


    "I envy Li Tiezhu..."


    "I don''t know when I can come here to attend the premiere of my film."


    "Li Tiezhu also won three Grammy Awards, giant."


    Wang Dashao was very useful and continued to blow blindly: "Li Tiezhu is a bit talented, but he doesn''t have a background. At the beginning, he offended me, but my adult didn''t remember villains, didn''t fuck him, and used all kinds of relationships to help him, otherwise it would be difficult for him to make his debut. I am jealous of evil as hatred! I can''t get used to the unhealthy tendencies in the entertainment industry. Therefore, after Li Tiezhu became a stable coffee, he respected me and everyone said I was his noble People... "


    At this time, Li Tiezhu, lengba and Yang Mi walked into the lobby of the cinema accompanied by their assistant.


    The media flocked to take pictures of Li Tiezhu and others in front of the largest poster.


    If Li Tiezhu and lengba show up alone, others will think about what they did. But when Yang Mi is together, no one thinks blindly. Lengba is her trump card, so she must be careful. Li Tiezhu has no chance.


    Lin looked at Wang Dashao with a smile: "Wang Guiren, how do you feel?"


    Wang Dashao made a ha ha: "go to the screening hall and don''t hinder others from entering."


    Lin took him: "don''t! The iron pillar is still waiting to see the noble people."


    Wang Dashao: "your uncle..."


    Yingyan''s female artists complimented Wang Dashao, which made him a little embarrassed.


    At this time, the three of Li Tiezhu came over. They didn''t look at Wang Dashao and went straight over.


    Wang Dashao blushed and reminded, "say something..."


    Li Tiezhu turned his head: "what''s the matter with you? Are you stuck? Drink more hot water!"


    Lin Mou: "poop, poop..."


    Lengba turns her head to the other side and doesn''t look at Wang Dashao. She is still angry about being bet two years ago. Moreover, she hates this person.


    Yang Mi said, "let''s go in together. Wang Dashao didn''t wear mink today? So low-key?"


    Wang Dashao said, "my cinema has good air conditioning! Wear mink heat."


    All kinds of hints, Li Tiezhu, give me face. This cinema belongs to my family!


    Li Tiezhu: "Lin Gou said let me hate you."


    Wang Dashao suddenly turned back and happened to see Lin with rich expression and said to Li Tiezhu in lip language: "hate him, hate him..."


    Lin touched his nose to see the sky, turned and walked inside: "ah, the sun is really good tonight."


    Wang Dashao was speechless, squeezed lengba away, hooked up with Li Tiezhu, forced to make love, walked inside, and lowered his voice: "brother, don''t you see I''m pretending to force? Give me some face."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you still use clothes?"


    Wang Dashao suddenly felt very useful. His expression was domineering. After a while, he felt something was wrong. It seemed that the goods cursed again???


    After entering the screening hall, lengba and Yang Mi were taken to their seats in the third row by the staff. Of course, the front position is owned by investors, directors and superstars. With their coffee positions, they can only be ranked in the third row.


    Li Tiezhu exchanged greetings with Wang Dashao and went to meet the crew.

 Chapter 659

    The premiere of Kung Fu is scheduled to start at 11:00 and is expected to be broadcast live by Penguin video and Donghai satellite TV in about an hour. At 0:00 the next day, the film began to be shown on time. At the same time, in cinemas all over the country, kung fu films began to be arranged at 0:00.


    It''s past 10:30 now. When Li Tiezhu came backstage, Zhou Xingxing was checking the process with the host Shaohua and didn''t pay attention to Li Tiezhu.


    "Eighth master, martial aunt, martial uncle, brother Kun, brother Cong, sister Yiyi..."


    Li Tiezhu is still very sensible to say hello to the main creators.


    Yuanqiu patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "it''s good. I did a good job at the Grammy and didn''t embarrass my school."


    Yuanhua thief Xi asked, "did you contact Ariana later? Did you have any further development?"


    Li Tiezhu said positively, "it''s not my race. Its heart must be different. I didn''t contact her."


    Yuanhua: "that''s a bad word. The ancients said that they knew themselves and the enemy. They won''t be defeated in a hundred battles. Some people said that they learned from foreigners to control them. Middle school is the body and Western learning is the use. As a man, we can''t be complacent. We should have a little spirit of adventure... Alas!"


    Yuanqiu gave Yuanhua a brain collapse, which can be regarded as a solution for Li Tiezhu. Yuanqiu scolded: "I''m dozens of years old, I don''t have a normal shape, I don''t learn well! I blame the fool of yuanlou..."


    Yuanhua was wronged and said, "elder martial sister, I''m just teasing children, aren''t I?"


    Eighth master yuan came over, kicked kaiyuanhua and said to Li Tiezhu, "I saw your video of dealing with stark. How can I say... Kung Fu still needs to be practiced. It''s clear that you can beat him face to face. You can compete with fan Xiaohuang more when you have time. You''re not suitable for showmanship and hard work."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "thank you, eighth master. I will try my best."


    But do you really want to compete with senior brother? No need? Why bother? Elder martial brother is so busy, you can''t disturb his rest if you''re not busy


    Brother Kun, who plays the boss of the axe gang, and brother Cong, the fat man who partnered with Li Tiezhu, came to congratulate Li Tiezhu on winning three Grammy Awards, expressed undisguised envy, and asked Li Tiezhu to treat him.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "let''s forget the treat. It hurts the peace. Otherwise, how about I cheat you a big meal tonight?"


    Therefore, people, including yuan Pinghe, looked at Xingye not far away.


    Is the big play of rubbing rice going on again?


    Zhou Xingxing seemed to feel it and turned his head: "why? Haven''t you seen such a handsome director? What expression? You, a personal model dog, aren''t you? Li Tiezhu! What''s your wrong idea?"


    Li Tiezhu''s innocent face: "no! Sister Yiyi said she wanted to eat hot pot."


    Huang Yiyi: "I didn''t..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "what do you eat? When you''re fat, you still eat!"


    With that, Zhou Xingxing continued to mutter to Shaohua.


    Huang Yiyi looks wronged. Where am I getting fat? Only the place that should be fat is fat... No, I didn''t say I wanted to eat hot pot at all. I didn''t even say a word.


    Li Tiezhu: "elder martial sister? I don''t like hot pot, so... Barbecue?"


    Huang Yiyi was unkind to Li Tiezhu and said on her hips, "what do you mean? Call me senior sister and secretly frame me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I framed you openly."


    Huang Yiyi: "


    How can such people have girlfriends? Unless... Scared! No wonder


    Suddenly, Huang Yiyi gave birth to some unspeakable admiration for her little younger martial brother. Sure enough, people with great... Talent will be popular everywhere.


    "What''s the matter, elder martial sister? Is there something on my face?"


    "Not on your face, eh... I mean, how''s your study recently? Have you failed? Our Nortel requirements are still very strict..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt that elder martial sister was much more enthusiastic, so they talked. Anyway, there was still a while before the press conference began.


    Forced to open!


    Li Tiezhu is also helpless. After all, he has seen Xingye come out of her room several times. He can''t afford it, can''t afford it!


    Finally, when Huang Yiyi and Li Tiezhu discussed the too professional topic of reversing and warehousing after side parking, the press conference was about to begin. Zhou Xingxing asked all the main creators to follow him and prepare to go on stage.


    Li Tiezhu was relieved and thought, I will drift and stop, but I can''t tell you!


    The sisters are versatile enough. No wonder they can eat the star master.


    At 11:00 sharp, investors, well-known directors, actors, artists and media friends were packed in a large film screening hall with a capacity of 500 people.


    In front of the IMAX screen hung with huge movie posters, Shaohua skillfully controlled the field with a microphone and began hosting the national Premiere of Kung Fu.


    After briefly introducing some important basic information, Shaohua said:


    "This is the latest masterpiece brought by Xingye. I hope to copy the top box office results of mermaid! Next, let''s learn about the new film through a three minute Trailer!"


    The movie poster rises automatically to expose the movie screen, the lights in the projection hall darken, and a 3D version of the most complete Trailer begins to play.


    Laughter, cheers, exclamations and praises can be heard all the time.


    This is actually quite unusual.


    Although these "audiences" are specially invited by the crew, they will not deliberately perform in order to give the host face.


    In fact, this is the most picky audience. Investors, directors and artists are film practitioners, and their requirements for films are higher than ordinary people. Media friends often participate in various premieres, thinking about how to raise tricky questions, and generally don''t take promotional films seriously.


    Therefore, Zhou Xingxing, who was waiting for the stage, clenched his fists and jumped in place: "Yeah ~"


    The excitement was beyond expression.


    Soon, the promotional film was broadcast, the screening hall lit up again, and applause rang out.


    Under Shaohua''s introduction, Zhou Xingxing led the main creators of the crew to the humble stage.


    The main play begins.


    Shaohua: "director Zhou Xingxing, why do you want to make such a film? As far as I know, this film is quite different from your previous style and narrative means."


    Zhou Xingxing: "because I had a Kung Fu dream since I was a child. My idol is Bruce Lee. I also learned Kung Fu from primary school... So when I have the opportunity and conditions, I especially want to make a good kung fu film for you."


    Shaohua: "I heard that you were going to play this play yourself at the beginning? Why did you change the leading role to Li Tiezhu later?"


    Zhou Xingxing said, "the script of this film was written many years ago. At that time, I thought I could play it. But now you see that my hair is white. Do you think I still have a chance?"


    Many people yelled, "there''s a chance!"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled shyly: "no, I''m old and not suitable to be a hero."


    Shaohua: "there are so many stars with good acting skills and good image in the film industry. Why do you choose Li Tiezhu? Is it because he has good Kung Fu?"


    Li Tiezhu replied: "because it''s cheap."


    Shaohua: "ah? Ah?"


    Zhou Xingxing looked like Li Tiezhu and said, "don''t talk nonsense. Am I that kind of stingy person? Obviously not! I''m famous for my generosity and Loyalty..."


    "Woo ~"


    It must be iron powder or steel powder.


    Zhou Xingxing''s serious face: "look at my sincerity, you doubt me? I chose Li Tiezhu purely because of his acting skills."


    Shaohua: "poof..."


    The audience laughed, too.


    Zhou Xingxing: "what do you mean? I''ll deduct your money! What are you laughing at? Isn''t Li Tiezhu good at acting? You ask him why I chose him."


    Shaohua held back a smile: "iron pillar, the star says you are good at acting."


    Li Tiezhu quickly waved his hand: "I''m just a primary school student in the performing arts circle. I''m learning how to act. I''m still far away, far away..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "do you really think your performance is not OK?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "my acting skills are average."


    Zhou Xingxing smiled angrily: "last year, you won the Best Newcomer Award in the Golden Dragon Film Festival! This year, soldier assault is popular all over the country. If you can''t act, who can? If you can''t act, why should I invite you to film?"


    Li Tiezhu thought and waved his fist: "it must be because of my appearance!"


    Shaohua: "hahaha..."


    Audience: "ha ha ha..."


    Yuan Pinghe and other main creators on the stage: "ha ha ha..."


    Zhou Xingxing couldn''t laugh or cry. He pointed to Li Tiezhu and shook his hands with laughter: "Oh... Oh... Me, you... Why do you think so? Such a thing as selfie. Forget it, i... ha ha, I don''t want to talk to you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "look! Am I handsome? Are you afraid?"


    Zhou Xingxing covered his face, trembled with laughter and took it. I really didn''t pick the wrong actor!


    Next, Yang Mi also smiled with an unstable focus. After all, the two lights were too big. She shook on lengba''s shoulder: "I''m so happy. I can''t do it, ha ha... Tie Zhu also learned to push his nose and face, ha ha..."


    Lengba also smiled and whispered, "I taught him to pedal his face, isn''t it powerful? He always said that was immoral before, but I got used to it when I stepped on it. I''m good at Kung Fu. Oh, man!"


    Yang Mi: "I didn''t say he stepped on my face. I said he hated Zhou Xingxing."


    Lengba said, "fortunately, you don''t have a big whole, otherwise your face will be deformed."


    Yang Mi: "you''re right to say that my face still hurts. Bah, bah..."


    Lengba: "ah ah ah..."


    The two started fighting.


    The artists around looked at lengba and Yang Mi''s intimacy and envied them one after another. Who doesn''t want to have a good sister as the boss? They must have talked about something happy.


    The live barrage was also caught off guard:


    "My waist is flashing!"


    "It must be because of my appearance! Bah!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s words will become a new expression bag."


    "I pee too much. Li Tiezhu comes and I''ll take care of you."


    "The star master has broken the defense, cowhide."


    "I''m Li Tiezhu''s iron powder. It starts with talent and ends with appearance, dog head."


    "Li Tiezhu is the most handsome. Don''t hit me!"


    Laughing out of breath, Shaohua asked Li Tiezhu, "who do you think is more handsome between you and the young star?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "well... He''s still a little handsome. I''m Luhani at most."


    "Woo ~"


    Shaohua ignored Li Tiezhu and continued to ask Xingye, "what special things can I share with you in the process of film shooting?"


    Zhou Xingxing instantly pointed to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "Hey, Xingye, you can talk nonsense. You can''t eat indiscriminately. I''ll sue you for slander without evidence!"

 Chapter 660

    However, Li Tiezhu, who is tough and weak, can''t scare Zhou Xingxing at all, not to mention the old slickers such as Yuanhua and brother Kun. Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s bad deeds of eating and drinking on the set were made public.


    It turned out that Li Tiezhu not only rubbed the food and drink of Xingye, but also rubbed several other stars. Even Huang Yiyi, who had a poor part of the play, was forced to buy him an ice cream.


    Li Tiezhu was still stubborn: "I thought I was so cute. Everyone was willing to invite me to eat and drink milk tea..."


    Zhou Xingxing: "so tonight we must all let Li Tiezhu invite us to a big meal."


    Yuanhua: "OK! I agree."


    Huang Yiyi: "hot pot."


    Shaohua: "I''m sure you can see that this is a happy crew, and the relationship between the creators is very close..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s fun where? Zhou Xingxing is a tyrant on the set. Brother Kun and brother Cong are too obscene. Um... Take your hands away..."


    Brother Kun and brother Cong jointly controlled Li Tiezhu for fear that the goods would say something too shocking.


    Unconsciously, Li Tiezhu somehow became the focus of the whole creative team and the press conference. This is also a matter of no way. Everyone is used to it.


    Even Zhou Xingxing didn''t feel anything wrong.


    Barrage:


    "Brother Zhu is no longer popular..."


    "No matter which crew he is in, he can be taken care of by everyone."


    "Openly say that Xingye is a tyrant, the only one!"


    "If you don''t kill it, will you keep it for the new year?"


    "Remember when the crew of" Three Kingdoms "robbed people in" super good voice "? That''s because he''s just a dragon trap."


    "Li Tiezhu: it must be because of my appearance!"


    "Bah ~"


    "Can you talk about the sun?"


    "It''s said that Zhou Xingxing also helped Li Tiezhu direct" people in an embarrassing way "for two days."


    "This is true love!"


    "Poof, there''s a scene that made Li Tiezhu ng more than 50 times..."


    "Kung Fu and people in the embarrassing way must be seen!"


    Shaohua continued: "I believe that such a family like team can bring you a top-level work. Next, let''s enter the media interview. Which friend will ask you first?"


    Li Tiezhu was sealed and could only watch the program enter the next link.


    Fortunately, reporters asked Li Tiezhu more questions than Xingye. Of course, it is not because he is more popular than Xingye, but because the media know that it is easier to dig big news from Li Tiezhu''s mouth.


    "Li Tiezhu, how many points do you give to your acting skills in Kung Fu?"


    "It''s said that I don''t have any acting skills. Now I rely on my appearance. You have acting skills. Your whole family has acting skills!"


    "Why do you say Xingye is a tyrant on the set?"


    "Isn''t it? Because my master uncle was bitten by mosquitoes in the hospital, he changed his action guidance to the eighth master."


    "So, is it true that Xingye and Hong Dabao clashed on the set?"


    "I even suspect that those mosquitoes are paid by Xingye. It must be like this... Ha! In fact, master Bo''s style is too tough to take care of me, and Xingye wants an elegant and natural style."


    "So, Lord Hong left because of you?"


    "Of course not. Master uncle was bitten by a poisonous mosquito and his health was not very good. Xingye called eighth master to save the scene. My martial uncle felt that there would be differences between the two action guides, so he took the initiative to quit. However, Xingye paid for it. The subtitles of the action guide also wrote the names of my martial uncle and eighth master. They guided and completed the action of the film together Play. "


    "But the Internet says that Hong Ye and Xing Ye didn''t even call each other because of the play?"


    "Nonsense! They have always had a bad relationship. They haven''t contacted before. This time, they just work together."


    Li Tiezhu has been talking nonsense, and no one stopped him.


    The host Shaohua was a little worried, but he was surprised to find that Zhou Xingxing, Yuan Pinghe and Yuan Qiu all looked as usual and even smiled.


    Is it really all right to break the news like this?


    Although what Li Tiezhu said was hot, it was all true. There was no exaggeration or avoidance. It''s good to say something thoroughly. The more you hide it, the more the outside world guesses, and then you''ll start a strange brain hole.


    A reporter asked, "many martial arts instructors can cooperate. Why doesn''t lord Hong cooperate with the eighth master?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because my master uncle has a bad relationship with the eighth master!"


    Reporter: "er..."


    Yuan Qiu didn''t hold back: "poof..."


    Yuanhua shook his head.


    Zhou Xingxing and Yuan Pinghe held back their smiles, shaking their shoulders. The others were small, so they could only keep a straight face. Their toes clung to the soles of their shoes and dared not show a smile.


    Reporter: "you mean, Lord Hong is not popular in the circle?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no, he has a good fate. He is much better than my master. No one scolds him behind his back."


    Reporter: "do you have a grudge against your master?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hear clearly: "Who has a grudge against whom? A bad relationship doesn''t mean there is a grudge. When filming, some things don''t get along, and it''s useless to insist. For example, when I was filming with director Ning Shitou, I never understood him. Of course, I don''t blame him for his poor expression ability... Just take an example. Director Ning Shitou and I have a bad relationship and have no contact with each other, but he still plays in every play I''m so tired of looking for me! Understand? "


    Under the stage, Ning Shitou covered his face and said to Xu Shan, "I''m wrong. I''m really wrong. I shouldn''t have let him visit NIMA in the beginning..."


    Xu Shan Zheng grinned bitterly. It''s really exciting.


    Still my brother Zhu is natural and unrestrained!


    In addition, Feng gangpao, triumph, Guan meow and other big directors were invited to attend, and they laughed at Ning Shitou without concealment.


    Another female reporter said, "Li Tiezhu, you mean that heroes cherish each other, but not all of them are friends, right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey! This elder sister has culture. So, you say who has conflicts with whom and who has a good relationship with whom, which has no impact on the film. If you want to say a good relationship, Xingye has the best relationship with my senior sister Huang Yiyi on the set. He often..."


    Zhou Xingxing was startled: "I often analyze her characters and guide her acting skills. She is a newcomer."


    Li Tiezhu looked like I knew: "Xingye takes special care of new people, such as my sister."


    Zhou Xingxing cold hum: "your sister is much more lovable than you. It''s not like you hate dogs. Girls like Xiaohua don''t fight, swear or cheat. They will be cared for and respected wherever they go."


    Are you crazy?


    For a time, the reporters could not ask questions.


    It''s cold.


    Xu Shanzheng smiled so much that he could see the back alveolar: "ha! Ha ha! Stone, I suggest you play with Liu Xiaohua in the next film. I''m sure you''ll be surprised, ha ha..."


    Ning Shitou shook his head and was no longer fooled. He was badly hurt by Li Tiezhu. Although Liu Xiaohua looks cute, she and Li Tiezhu are not close brothers and sisters, right! It shouldn''t be a big problem? Why don''t you... Try it?


    After a while, under the mobilization of Shaohua, the reporters regained their vitality and barely supported the 20 minute interview.


    Then, when it comes to the performance, Kung Fu is of course a martial arts performance.


    A team of boxing performance, a team of weapons performance, and finally, the most coquettish Axe Gang dance performance, led by brother Kun himself.


    After the performance, the actors were driven off the stage by Zhou Xingxing.


    Feng gangpao, Kaixuan, Guan Miao, Ning Shitou, Xu Shanzheng and other directors led the two leaders to the stage and cut the ribbon with Zhou Xingxing and Yuan Pinghe. This is the last link of the film premiere.


    Beautiful etiquette ladies and sisters, take the stage with scissors in a tray.


    As a result, there was an extra pair of scissors.


    Shaohua was a little confused: "aren''t ten people cutting the ribbon? Which director hasn''t come back yet?"


    He said he hasn''t come back yet, which means he may have gone to the bathroom.


    Feng gangpao said, "the directors are here."


    Zhou Xingxing looked around, pointed to the side under the stage and said, "what are you running? Cut the ribbon!"


    The actors who have just stepped down also look around. Who is their name? Yuan Qiu?


    Yuanqiu stood up and saw, good guy! She was also very angry. She stretched out her hand to pull out Li Tiezhu and kicked him on the stage: "cut the ribbon! Can''t remember her work? Blame the fool of yuanlou..."


    Zhou Xingxing''s list is Li Tiezhu. After all, he is the number one male and has enough coffee.


    Li Tiezhu got on the stage, scratched his head and walked over. He took the scissors from the tray of his beautiful little sister and went to the middle. He couldn''t stand between Xingye and a leader.


    He was more confused.


    Zhou Xingxing: "on the edge! Do you still want to stand in position C? The mud can''t help the wall. I''m angry. I won''t arrange you to cut the ribbon next time!"


    Listen to this tone, will you find Li Tiezhu to cooperate in the future?


    The audience roared with laughter, and many artists laughed. One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. Who is to blame?


    Lengba: "hee hee, isn''t it interesting?"


    Yang Mi: "you really have no luck. You found out as soon as you started..."


    Barrage Army:


    "This press conference alone is more funny than many domestic comedy films."


    "Serious brother is really stupid."


    "Zhou Xingxing and Li Tiezhu, this is not heaven?"


    "Laugh to death, go to the cinema tomorrow!"


    "I''ve bought all the tickets. I hope I won''t be laughed out of my mind."


    "Li Tiezhu''s joy is natural. Like Xingye, it can make people laugh at that stop."


    Ribbon cutting is complete.


    Warm applause broke out from the audience.


    Everyone waved and bowed to the audience, and then followed the etiquette lady to step down. The staff began to withdraw the props and the film was about to be shown. Shaohua was making the final groundwork by pinching the time.


    After Li Tiezhu bowed down, there was a lot of laughter. He waved his hand again. It was strange that the laughter was even bigger.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Laughter is not very friendly.


    Li Tiezhu stood there and looked around. There was no one left. Did they all go? Will you step down after the ribbon cutting? No other activities? Why don''t you call me? Look again, Zhou Xingxing looks at Li Tiezhu with a loveless face under the side stage. It''s not good to shout.


    Creeping through the big screen behind Shaohua, Li Tiezhu went to meet everyone.


    Zhou Xingxing wanted to talk and stopped. Finally, he could only insert his waist, smile bitterly and shake his head.


    Li Tiezhu: "Xingye, do you have an appearance fee for today''s event?"


    Xingye: "I wish I had you so natural and unrestrained!"


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "you are also very natural and unrestrained, but you can''t learn such things as temperament."


    Zhou Xingxing smiled awkwardly: "ah ha ha! You are really a talent! Um... Get out!"

 Chapter 661

    "Get out!"


    "Hey!"


    "This way."


    "No, Yaxing is coming."


    "Baa Yaxing?"


    "I suddenly want to go Shh shh. Is Xingye interested in going together?"


    "Shit! The mud can''t help it up the wall, jump on the street!"


    "The little girl got up early in the morning and went to the hut with her pants. There was a in the hut..."


    Li Tiezhu hummed a song and went to hush.


    Zhou Xingxing is speechless and choking. He has been in the film world for more than 30 years. All artists and directors have been trained by him. Who dares not to obey Deng Chao, Wu Yifan, Lin Gou and so on? Unlike this evil


    After looking at Li Tiezhu''s martial aunt and uncle, Zhou Xingxing almost couldn''t help scolding yuanlou fool.


    Zhou Xingxing took the creators to the exclusive seat of the crew and the film began.


    The first scene was coquettish.


    Director Feng gangpao, who plays a guest role as the boss of the crocodile Gang, although his acting skills are a little stiff, his expression is template, especially his basic skills in lines, but his victory lies in the wonderful plot design, ups and downs, strong reversal and fast rhythm. He firmly caught the attention of the audience from the beginning.


    At the same time, Kung Fu began to be released simultaneously in cinemas all over the country, and millions of fans were shocked by this spiritual beginning.


    "Is there any justice? Is there any royal law?"


    "Stop! Remember? I invited you to dinner."


    "Deng Deng..."


    "Sister in law, don''t be silly. I don''t kill women. Go!"


    "Bang!!"


    "Deng Deng Deng..."


    In other cinemas, there were exclamations, while in hall 1 of Century Film City, there were applause.


    Li Tiezhu came back after hissing and was caught by Zhou Xingxing.


    "What are you doing? Boss! I won''t disturb the base."


    "Shut up, I''m nervous."


    "Xingye, you..."


    "Shh!"


    "I''m finished peeing. I don''t need a accompaniment."


    "I told you not to talk! Shut up!"


    Li Tiezhu put on IMAX glasses blankly and looked at his funny performance on the big screen. He thought that Xingye would be nervous at this time, indicating that... He must owe people a lot of money.


    Watching the film, Li Tiezhu slowly dignified. Is this the strength of Zhou Xingxing for a century?


    The gap is too big. In contrast, my film "people in the embarrassing way" is just a play. It is not only martial arts movements and special effects, but also the control of story plot, character characteristics, lines and rhythm.


    Humor is a top sense of rhythm.


    There is no doubt that this film will be the pinnacle of domestic kung fu films. It is a real visual feast only in terms of film effect, martial arts design and special effects. Therefore, the audience was dazzled from the beginning. Even a group of directors and investors in the front row who were used to large-scale production nodded frequently.


    With the advance of the plot, the protagonist Zhu Zi came on stage. He took the fat man to the pig cage City stronghold to pretend to be an axe gang to cheat money. After a series of strange operations, the head of the axe gang was beaten, and then set off a grudge between the axe gang and the pig cage City stronghold


    Laughter echoed in the cinema, almost never stopped. Occasionally, it stopped laughing, which was also surprised by the cool fights and special effects.


    The film has a brisk rhythm, a lot of jokes, and the characters are particularly funny, especially the fire cloud evil god.


    The fancy chase play between Li Tiezhu and Yuan Qiu also made people laugh.


    Soon, a hundred minutes passed.


    The premiere of Kung Fu ended, and the first show ended in countless cinemas in hundreds of cities across the country.


    Under the auspices of Shaohua, after a short process of more than ten minutes, the premiere of Kung Fu officially ended, and all stars, directors and media left one after another.


    Of course, we still have to interview before leaving, and the feeling after watching the film is also very important.


    "Director Shan Zheng, what do you think of watching Kung Fu?"


    "I just didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to perform so well. Xingye''s guidance to actors is the only one. I admire it! A very good film is the benchmark pursued by filmmakers of our generation."


    "What do director triumph think of Kung Fu? What do you think of the box office of this film?"


    "It''s a very good and interesting film. However, the quality of the film should not be determined by the box office. It''s all the eyes of ordinary people, and the appreciation level of ordinary people needs to continue to be cultivated. In addition, there is a problem with this film, that is, the special effects are relatively general, that is to say, it''s not bad, not bad, but not as good as expected. You see, I made Youji ten years ago The special effects are no worse than the current Kung Fu. It doesn''t matter how much technological progress has been made in the past ten years. Therefore, this film can actually be done better. It''s a little, a little regretful. "


    "Director Feng gangpao, are you satisfied with your guest role?"


    "Satisfied! Of course satisfied. I''ve played many roles, and I like this one best. Handsome! When Zhou Xingxing comes to make a guest appearance for me, I''ll get him a more handsome role, ha ha..."


    "Did Zhou Xingxing say he would give you a guest role?"


    "Do you still need to say? Tacit understanding! Everyone is from the circle. There is no need to say this clearly. I''ll help you and you help me. Isn''t it all like this? Besides, he has made a guest appearance for Li Tiezhu and won''t make a guest appearance for me. Isn''t that hitting me in the face? Ha ha..."


    "Yang Mi and lengba, how do you feel after watching Kung Fu?"


    "Well, this film has a profound intention, vividly describes the hardships and hardships of the poor people in the old era, and the protagonist knows his way back, finally defeats evil, and fully expresses the wisdom that evil is better than right. We will deeply reflect..."


    "Lengba, you can''t speak. Let me speak, OK? One word! Praise! This is definitely a masterpiece. It''s a very interesting movie. I strongly recommend it to all the audience. Don''t miss it for the New Year!"


    "And" people in trouble. "


    "Thank you both."


    The premiere was finally over. Li Tiezhu didn''t treat him, because there were actually other arrangements tonight.


    Except for the artists and directors who have something or pretend to have something to leave, and apart from some people who are not very friendly, the other directors and artists were invited by Zhou Xingxing to a hotel not far from the cinema.


    This is predetermined in advance. After all, most entertainment circles are night owls.


    At the party, Zhou Xingxing was no longer nervous and announced in high spirits: "as of 0:00 a.m. last night, the national network pre-sale box office of Kung Fu broke 300 million! Thank you!"


    The audience suddenly got up, and most people were still happy for Zhou Xingxing.


    After the mermaid, a film is about to be popular. You know, the pre-sale box office of the mermaid was only over 200 million. It is worthy of being a star.


    Therefore, Kung Fu is likely to break the box office of Mermaid and become another masterpiece.


    Everyone began to drink, eat meat and chat with girls.


    Zhou Xingxing is not old-fashioned at all. On the contrary, he used to be a surfer, so he asked someone to invite more than a dozen young models.


    It''s a real young model. She''s seventeen or eighteen years old. She''s tender and tall. The key is to wear less cloth.


    This is the rhythm of female artists in the circle!


    Yuanhua found a young model and went to the corner to discuss philosophy of life and poetry. Zhou Xingxing was fine and had been entertaining guests.


    Several models wanted to get close to Li Tiezhu, but they were scared away by lengba with an extremely fierce expression.


    Of course, lengba didn''t get close to Li tiezhutai in public. She always kept a certain distance and shrank next to the cake rack, but she wouldn''t stay too far away and always maintained a deterrent.


    Yang Mi Tucao said, "so you can''t make complaints about the palace. I''m sorry for you."


    Lengba: "what''s the matter?"


    Yang Mi said, "obviously you found the baby first. What''s the result? You were robbed by pine and bamboo for so long. Are you angry?"


    Lengba: "


    It''s impossible to say it''s not angry at all.


    Yang Mi lowered her voice: "think about it. If songzhu''er were here, she would take Li Tiezhu everywhere to make young models. Li Tiezhu certainly wouldn''t do such a thing and thought zhu''er was tolerant. That''s the essential gap between you and her! Who says Li Tiezhu isn''t smart? He''s very smart. He does multiple-choice questions smoothly. You know which is the best solution."


    Lengba fell into a deep thought, and then bared her teeth to another young model: "I... can''t do it! Ha ah! Get out!"


    The young model almost sprained her foot and ran away. It''s terrible. I can''t even come and get a cake? What a star?


    The atmosphere of the party gradually rose. Zhou Xingxing even played and sang for a while under everyone''s coax. He played the piano well, but his singing was average. He sang Xianglan, which he sang in a film.


    After Zhou Xingxing''s performance, everyone naturally began to coax Li Tiezhu.


    "Here comes the Grammy guy!"


    "Li Tiezhu sings a song."


    "East wind breaking."


    "Kiss goodbye!"


    "Yes, yes, kiss goodbye! Let''s also enjoy the feeling of Grammy live!"


    "Don''t hide, iron pillar, come on."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t escape and was pushed to the piano by everyone.


    From childhood, Li Tiezhu, who had all kinds of local flavor instruments, received many professional music training for two years, and the piano was able to play, but he did not play very well, which was far worse than his guitar standard.


    But this kind of private occasion is enough.


    "OK! Thank you for your eyes. I''ll sing you a kiss goodbye in both Chinese and English."


    Li Tiezhu played the piano and sang seriously.


    As soon as he opened his voice, Zhou Xingxing, who had just sung, burst out. Zhou Xingxing smiled awkwardly and muttered, "jump on the street! Die on the street..."


    After Li Tiezhu finished singing, there were thunderous applause and cheers, especially the young models who listened to Li Tiezhu for the first time.


    Lengba looked at those exposed little girls and suddenly felt that she was old and a little weak.


    At this time, Feng gangpao took the wine glass and said, "I''ve heard the song. I need to see the dance. I know lengba''s Xijiang dance is good. I saw her dance when she was a child. At that time, she hasn''t been admitted to the drama. Right?"


    Lengba smiled awkwardly: "ah! Yes. At that time, guide Feng came to Xijiang, and I went to the party with my father..."


    Feng gangpao took a sip of wine: "I still remember your dancing posture now! It''s very smart. I''m not bragging! Lengba, you have to prove to me that I''m not bragging. Let''s have a Xijiang dance. Let''s open our eyes!"


    Patton was a little embarrassed when she was cold. She had no problem dancing, but... Her waist was not well. It just... Aggravated.

 Chapter 662

    Uncle Ge took a sip of wine and said, "yes, let''s see the world."


    Leng Baca is a small girl. I''m sorry to refuse, but I don''t want to dance.


    In fact, at this kind of gathering in the circle, it''s nothing for everyone to perform their talents. It belongs to an active atmosphere. Didn''t Li Tiezhu play the piano and sing? It''s just that her low back injury is really not allowed. Usually, it''s nothing to force her to jump for a while, but she has to go to the Spring Festival Gala tomorrow. Although she sang at the Spring Festival Gala, she still had to dance a little, because her partner Yi Xing had to show her dancing skills.


    Yang Mi said with a smile: "everyone, lengba can''t jump today. Her waist injury is not well. She has to go to the Spring Festival Gala tomorrow."


    Feng gangpao blinked: "ah! Waist injury? That''s very unlucky. I still want you to show off your skills. Which big director can come to you at that time."


    He didn''t feel refuted, so he nodded and approved.


    Many people also took a strange look at Li Tiezhu.


    I hurt my waist, poof!


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t dance. Sister lengba''s waist injury is not good, and it''s inconvenient to wear high heels..."


    At this time, Li richen suddenly said, "draw and draw. Director Feng has spoken. Lengba, how much face do you give! If you don''t straighten those difficult movements, draw and draw. Besides, this is not to watch dancing, just watch your thighs!"


    Feng gangpao: "hi..."


    Uncle Ge: "well, the skirt is a little long."


    Li richen smiled: "turn up, doesn''t the skirt get up?"


    This is a bit vulgar. Originally, a good talent show was taken to the aspect of astringency. Lengba is going to dance now. The nature has changed.


    Of course, this is not uncommon in the entertainment industry, especially the directors and male artists who have coffee often tease female artists in this way.


    Lengba was unhappy, but it was hard to refuse: "I, but I..."


    Yang Mi is hard to say. Sometimes heart-shaped stone wholesalers really can''t be people, and she is often "joked".


    Li Tiezhu stood up slowly:


    "What are you doing? Haven''t you seen your thighs?"


    Without saying a word, Li Tiezhu held back - did your mother have high paraplegia and no legs?


    Li richen was a little confused. He never thought that Li Tiezhu dared to show his head to lengba openly, let alone that he dared to swear in front of a group of big men.


    Uncle Ge even squeezed his eyebrows at Feng gangpao. Feng gangpao didn''t expect this to happen. He pulled uncle Ge and motioned him to stop fooling around. It had already deviated.


    Zhou Xingxing and other big men don''t talk, and they are still talking and laughing.


    Li richen said, "what''s the matter with you? What''s the matter with you when I let lengba dance?"


    Li Tiezhu came out from behind the piano and walked to Li richen.


    Li richen took a step back and was a little nervous.


    It seems that Li Tiezhu Ko Stark''s influence is still great.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "there''s nothing wrong with dancing. She can dance if she can, but she can''t dance if she can''t, but she can''t look at her thighs."


    Li richen: "I''m kidding..."


    Li Tiezhu stared at him: "thighs? Too advanced to show."


    Li richen: "ah?"


    Lengba blushed inexplicably. The master said this pun and was shy, Smecta.


    Yang Mi''s mouth grew up in surprise. Iron pillar is awesome!


    Uncle Ge sprayed wine: "poof ~ cough..."


    Feng gangpao: "Li Tiezhu, why do you want to go to heaven? I give you a toast!"


    "OK! Hahaha..."


    "Too advanced, despise, despise!"


    "How advanced is it?"


    "Originally, Tiezhu is an advanced worker!"


    "Cow, oh, lying trough!"


    Xu Shanzheng, Zhou Xingxing and several other big men were also amused and laughed at Li Tiezhu. After all, most of the things about Li Tiezhu and lengba are known here?


    No one dares to coax lengba to dance now.


    Li richen made trouble inside and outside.


    Li Tiezhu went to lengba, took the wine glass she asked her to take when playing the piano from her hand, and muttered, "are you kidding? I think you look like a joke!"


    Li richen heard it and didn''t dare to say anything. He could only secretly bear revenge.


    Yang Mi gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up and said, "why don''t we play picking up stones? Did you play when you were a child? Li richen, did you bring stones today? Take a bag out, heart-shaped."


    Li richen: "


    The crowd immediately burst into laughter. Some of them were unwittingly popularized by their companions, and their laughter was even worse.


    Then, Feng gangpao came out to regulate the process and found several young models to play poker relay with the big guys, that is, one person sucks the card and passes it down.


    Then a voice sounded.


    "Li Tiezhu, you are a man! I appreciate you very much."


    Li Tiezhu looked back. There was no one. Did he have an illusion when drinking fake wine?


    Yang Mi pulled Li Tiezhu and lowered her head: "here! Director Guo said she wanted to know you. Let me introduce you."


    Li Tiezhu looked down and saw that there was someone!


    Fantastic!


    "Who are you?"


    "You don''t know me? You Xichuan people don''t know me? Oh, MAIGA! Is it face blindness?"


    The one meter five tall man in a black windbreaker showed a strange expression, as if he felt pity for Li Tiezhu.


    Yang Mi said, "this is director Guo Siwei and a well-known writer. You are from Xichuan."


    She has cooperated with Guo Siwei in two ppt films, which can be regarded as familiar.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Oh! Hello, director Guo."


    With that, Li Tiezhu bent down and stretched out his hand to shake hands with each other politely, but he was muttering in his heart.


    Can''t anyone surnamed Guo live up to his height?


    What grudge?


    Guo Siwei said to Li Tiezhu: "I''ve seen your works and variety shows, but the most I see is your photo album. I like your body! Your skin color is also great! How about it? Are you interested in cooperating in a film? I''ll show your good body to the audience... I think you''ve made a lot of funny TV dramas and films, which are very popular, but not very good in artistry. I suggest you try Yan Su''s works. I''m going to make a film "Ya Qing Ji", ancient style and fantasy... "


    I don''t know why, lengba is a little hostile to this goods. Why covet my master''s figure?


    Li Tiezhu was completely indifferent to what he said and said, "Japanese stuff? I won''t shoot it."


    Guo Siwei: "art knows no borders..."


    Li Tiezhu: "others say that science has no borders and capital has no borders. Do you believe it?"


    Deep well ice!


    Height is not well developed, and brain is not well developed?


    Guo Siwei smiled deeply and said, "you''re not very smart. I don''t blame you for not understanding these. In short, this will be a very classic work. I hope you don''t miss it. Yang Mi, help me persuade him when you''re free. I can''t make sense with him, ha ha."


    Yang Mi said, "OK!"


    Guo Siwei took another look at Li Tiezhu, who was tall and straight. It seemed that he left with some regret. He didn''t take a look at lengba, who was so good that he exploded.


    Wearing a long windbreaker, he went back to several good-looking male artists, with an aura of one meter and eight meters.


    Lengba couldn''t help saying, "is there something wrong with this man?"


    Yang Mi smiled without saying anything and looked at Li Tiezhu: "all the men who go to play movies for him have to take off their clothes and appear on the camera, but the women are very conservative."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it seems that he still respects women."


    Yang Mi: "poof... Too much respect!"


    After another chat, Li Tiezhu went alone to have a drink and chat with Xingye and the main creators, and then began aimless "communication". He is not good at this, nor can he, but this is songzhuer''s suggestion, saying that he is familiar in front of the big directors and producers.


    "Hello, uncle Ge! Hello, director Feng."


    "Did iron pillar come to apologize? You just refuted the face of director Zanfeng."


    "Don''t listen to his nonsense. He''s an old jerk. Iron pillar, you have to practice your acting skills. You don''t perform well in Kung Fu."


    "Yes... I''m still a pupil."


    "What primary school student? You are still a primary school student with so many good resources to feed you. There is no progress? Even I have come to play a supporting role for you. Who has this line of noodles in ordinary people? Be strict with yourself!"


    "OK."


    "Good director triumph!"


    "Li Tiezhu, young, didn''t soak in women all day. You have to manage and enrich yourself. You''re too thin now. You''re suddenly so popular, but you don''t have enough strength and inside information. The more you stand, the more painful you fall."


    "Thank you, director triumph. Er... How is the teacher!"


    Li Chengxu glanced sideways at Li Tiezhu: "you can''t act and don''t have a good face. It''s all luck to be red. There are many actors in this circle, but they can''t grow. Write and sing well! Actors are a highly professional profession."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, director."


    Triumph smiled.


    Zhao Yanzi said: "Teacher Li Chengxu is not a director, but a well-known performing artist."


    They are doing an actor''s variety show together. In fact, Li Tiezhu is also scheduled to participate. Therefore, when facing Li Tiezhu, it is inevitable to treat Li Tiezhu as a student, including the former giant Guo.


    Li Chengxu shook his head: "I don''t even know you. How did you learn to perform? I remember you had my selection in Nortel''s performance class."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! I''m only a sophomore and haven''t learned yet. What have you always played?"


    Li Chengxu: "


    Zhao Yanzi said, "Tiezhu can''t speak. Everyone in the circle knows. Don''t be angry, Miss Li. I''ll help you talk about Li Tiezhu and let him go back and make up his lessons..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "thank you, aunt."


    Zhao Yanzi: "


    If songzhuer knew that Li Tiezhu''s "communication" was like this, he would probably vomit blood with anger. How could he show his face in front of the big guys? This is to hit the big guy in the face.


    Li Tiezhu continued to wander around. Because he couldn''t recognize too many people, he had to take a drink. Anyway, his drinking capacity was OK.


    So many young models were mistaken for artists and teachers by him.


    When he returned to lengba, Li Tiezhu''s pocket was filled with business cards. Well, it was the business cards of young models. It also showed that Li Tiezhu could work in the daytime.


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "the entertainment industry is really terrible, especially the actresses."


    Lengba said: "those who are not actors and actresses are very reserved, at least relatively reserved."


    Li Tiezhu looked at lengba and Yang Mi, who was chatting with others not far away.


    No words, but silence is better than sound.


    The reception lasted two hours and finally ended. The young models came together and broke up when they left.


    Li Tiezhu and others returned to the apartment and continued to aggravate lengba''s low back injury.


    (the update is late, sorry)

 Chapter 663

    Sister MI is worthy of being lengba''s good boss and sister. She can''t help but stand in front of lengba and treat death like home. If she wants to bully my family, lengba has to step on my body, so Li Tiezhu stepped on it.


    It''s getting late. It''s five o''clock in the apartment. It''s too late to go to bed. The plane flew to Beijing early in the morning to participate in the recording of the Spring Festival Gala.


    Yes, it''s recording. Today is the 29th day of the lunar calendar. Go to record the Spring Festival Gala. Tomorrow is the live broadcast.


    In fact, there is a recorded version of the Spring Festival Gala every year. Careful netizens can even pick out the gang scenes. The recorded version is used to deal with on-site mistakes.


    Li Tiezhu and lengba have been entangled for a long time without paying attention to sister MI. Then Yang Mi is angry. She forcibly pushes lengba away and pours down Li Tiezhu. Bring it to you!


    After the car overturned, Li Tiezhu went to make breakfast. Sister MI and lengba secretly whispered in the quilt, sometimes screaming and laughing.


    Li Tiezhu was in a daze and felt as if he had changed from a dragon butcher to a dragon.


    [Ding! Cat domestication + 0.2%, current domestication 99.8%]


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and almost fried the eggs.


    What happened?


    Before stepping on the face, walking around the collar and flying dragon in the sky failed to increase the degree of domestication. How can you fry an egg?


    I always feel that the fox has instilled some strange information into the cat.


    Is that why?


    Three hours later, Li Tiezhu and lengba flew to Kyoto by plane. Naturally, they made up their sleep on the plane.


    At the end of the premiere at two o''clock in the evening, we had a party for two hours, and we drove two hours at night when we got home. It was also very tired.


    Li Tiezhu is in good health and can support. Lengba already has dark circles under her eyes.


    That night, after the recording of the Spring Festival Gala, Li Tiezhu walked out of the CCTV building with sleepy lengba to find songzhuer''s car parked in that corner.


    In order to pick up Li Tiezhu and lengba, she drove Li Tiezhu''s Han.


    After looking for a long time to find the car, he helped lengba into the car. Li Tiezhu closed the door and yawned.


    Songzhu''er looked back at lengba: "iron pillar, what''s the matter with you? Dizzy?"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to talk. His girlfriend is a witch!


    Songzhu''er asked himself and answered, "Hey, hey... Don''t explain, I understand!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you know a hammer, drive."


    Lengba suddenly hugged Li Tiezhu and didn''t seem to sleep to death.


    When she got home, lengba went to bed. Instead, songzhuer pestered Li Tiezhu not to let him rest. She had to fight with Li Tiezhu alone.


    With an evil smile on her face, Songzhu took out two dark battery toys.


    "Hey, hey, hey..."


    "Why?"


    "You know what, come on!"


    "No."


    "Come on, come on."


    "Just one game, go to bed."


    "Three times!"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t resist zhu''er, so he had to take over a wireless game console. He sat in front of the TV in the living room and got up late to play the stand-alone customs clearance game "Legend of Nezha".


    This game is very fun, with good picture quality and strong operability.


    Songzhu''er is a master of games, but it''s a little hard to play. Originally, two people sat in front of the TV. I don''t know when to start, it became songzhu''er lying on his stomach, Li Tiezhu squatting, and began to play games in a fit posture.


    "Ah... This boss is so big! It''s terrible, huh..."


    "Go, go! You''re going to be killed!"


    "I''m walking! Ah!"


    "I said walking in the game, not ass."


    "Oh! Ow... Ah! I''m dead and only have one last life left."


    "Hide behind my ass and I''ll fight the boss."


    "Obviously you''re behind my ass... uh huh, take it easy! Hit it..."


    "Don''t move, don''t move! The boss is going to enlarge the move."


    "Ah? So fast? I can''t move."


    "I said don''t move inside."


    "Inside?"


    "In the game, the boss wants to enlarge the move. It''s not me. I''m still early."


    "Oh! I hide, ha ha..."


    "Shit! This boss knocked out half of my blood, and I''ll kill you! Go to hell!"


    "Oh... Great, ah..."


    Pop pop


    Deng Deng


    The sound of clearance came from the game.


    Li Tiezhu slowed down and said, "go and pick up blood bags and equipment. Pay attention to less blood loss when playing small soldiers in the next level. If you can''t fight, don''t move. Let me come."


    Matsushita: "Oh... Can I move now?"


    At this time, lengba, who woke up, came out and lay down at the door of the guest bedroom and looked at the living room: "do you play games? Is it fun?"


    Songzhu''er: "it''s fun, Ow! Is this soldier so fierce? Ha Si ~ iron pillar pause, wait for me to kill this broken soldier first!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at lengba: "wake up?"


    Lengba: "what game? Iron pole cart?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is the legend of Nezha. The domestic stand-alone game released last year is not bad."


    Lengba: "I want to play, too."


    Songzhuer killed the soldier, twisted his waist and put his hips up, making a loud noise: "there are only two handles, ah, you can''t play, oh..."


    Lengba fox Mei smiled: "nonsense, it''s clearly three handles..."


    With that, she knelt down and climbed towards the TV.


    Songzhu''er is stabbed by the soldier again. Bo''er disintegrates with a sound. He concentrates on killing the soldier and leaves the largest handle to lengba.


    Lengba''s tongue is like a spring, but she is also very good.


    Before long, songzhuer and Li Tiezhu passed another level, and she couldn''t help cheering.


    Lengba cried.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning and came out of lengba to run.


    It''s magical. Lengba was crazy last night. Li Tiezhu fell asleep, and she didn''t let go. It''s the same as Temo''s performance art. Songzhuer ridiculed them as conjoined babies.


    I always think the recent cat is strange. Although it has been sticky before, it doesn''t suck.


    After running, Li Tiezhu came back to wash and cook his own breakfast.


    After getting ready, Li Tiezhu came to the bedroom to have a look. Two beautiful girls slept happily together. Songzhuer''s legs were wrapped around lengba''s waist, and lengba''s head was buried in songzhuer''s chest, one whiter than the other.


    He didn''t bother. He turned up the heating temperature, covered them with a thin quilt, took his cell phone and car key and went out.


    Today is new year''s Eve.


    In addition to the evening Spring Festival Gala, Li Tiezhu has another job to do this morning, that is to record the special program "Spring Festival Gala report again".


    This program has been broadcast since half a month ago. The content of the program is to interview the actors of the Spring Festival Gala, tell the story behind the preparation of the Spring Festival Gala, and warm up the Spring Festival Gala at the same time.


    Each program lasts half an hour, very short.


    Today is the last issue of the Spring Festival Gala report. The program team also has a great plan to complete the interview with other actors before leaving Li Tiezhu and Cheng Dalong to participate in this issue.


    Everyone knows that Cheng Dalong is Li Tiezhu''s master, but apart from the period of king to Wang, they have never been on the same stage again, which is also a gimmick.


    What''s more, both of them have a lot of coffee positions. One is the king of Kung Fu and the other is the new king of Kung Fu. Li Tiezhu''s new nickname after Ko stark - Zhen ¡¤ insert pocket ¡¤ king of Kung Fu.


    The subtitle of this issue is: Kung Fu teachers and disciples in the Spring Festival Gala.


    After arriving at CCTV, Li Tiezhu knew that the theme and process of the program were designed by an inappropriate host. He was not only the host but also the program producer. His name was Sanin.


    Li Tiezhu knew this man. Uncle reherman told him about him.


    Rehuman''s original words are: "that guy is a ball!"


    When the program is recorded, it is planned to record for one hour, but it needs to make up and communicate with the program team in advance.


    Li Tiezhu arrived at 9:40. He was afraid that his master would come too early and arrive later than his master. He didn''t respect him. This was learned from Yunde society and Hong Dabao. After all, Cheng Dalong didn''t teach him.


    After painting makeup early, Li Tiezhu had nothing to do, so he wandered around, and then met Sanin.


    "Hello, uncle Sanin!"


    "Ha ha, Li Tiezhu! You finally fall into my hands."


    "Ah?"


    Sanin didn''t explain, and smiled unkindly: "do you know me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I''ve seen your program before and I''ve learned a lot."


    For example, how to beat people without breaking the law and how to break the law without being caught.


    Sanin said to the assistant, "look! You know me, eh! This is the face arrangement. I''ll tell you. Do you know other people? He''s blind! What does it mean that he still knows me?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it shows that you look unusual."


    Sanin: "


    The assistant ran away with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "what is the process of this program? Let''s check it now."


    Sanin sneered: "you don''t care about the process, and I won''t tell you. This program pays attention to the truth! You''ll see!"


    Sanin has done a lot of work to defeat Li Tiezhu.


    Sanin slipped away.


    Li Tiezhu was bored and had to brush his mobile phone in the dressing room.


    "Kung Fu" grossed 230 million on its first day, breaking the domestic film''s first day box office record. Moreover, the film score also reached an amazing 9 points.


    Many film critics and media began to predict whether the box office of Kung Fu could break the total box office record of battle dragon 2.


    At this time, Wu Jing''s new film "wandering earth" and Fang Bo''s and Shen mouteng''s masterpiece "crazy aliens" have also been released for five or six days. The box office is 800 million and 700 million respectively. The momentum is very strong, and the number of films is not low.


    In addition to these films, several other films were also released, including Cheng Dalong''s magic detective Pu Songling, which grossed $30 million on the first day. It''s embarrassing that it hasn''t broken $100 million after four days.


    This year''s Spring Festival started ahead of schedule, and only the low-cost film "people in embarrassment" has not been launched yet.


    The media have speculated that Li Tiezhu''s films, directed and acted by himself, may encounter Waterloo surrounded by strong enemies, and can not copy the miracles of "soldiers'' assault" and "those things about the rabbit that year".


    Even Li Tiezhu himself was worried. He was more or less unsure.


    At this time, the person who improved Li Tiezhu''s self-confidence came.


    Cheng Dalong, dressed in Tang Dynasty clothes, came in with his assistant and greeted the staff with a smile, looking very close to the people.


    Li Tiezhu thought to himself, there is my master''s film supporting this Spring Festival. What am I afraid of? No matter how bad it is... Ha! Right?


    He greeted Cheng Dalong respectfully: "master!"


    Jackie Chan''s smile suddenly converged: "hum!"

 Chapter 664

    Li Tiezhu said with concern, "master, what''s wrong with your throat? Are you uncomfortable? Have you taken medicine?"


    Cheng Dalong said fiercely, "there''s nothing wrong with my voice. What''s wrong with you? You cough..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I still sing in the evening, master! I still need to take some medicine."


    Jackie Chan: "what medicine do you take? I''m not sick..."


    Li Tiezhu held him: "well, well! You talk less and protect your voice is more important than anything. I don''t know how to take care of myself at an old age, alas!"


    Cheng Dalong didn''t want to talk to him at all. His heart said, if you didn''t come to my film, how could the box office of magic detective Pu Songling be so miserable? If you don''t come to my movies, you also go to the movies of your competitors, and you don''t lose any of them. In addition, you come to encircle and suppress as a teacher


    I''m sure there''s no problem with my movies, but I''m too old to play, and there aren''t enough stars. Zhou Xingxing, Wu Jing, Shen mouteng and Fang Bo all rely on gimmicks!


    Coupled with Li Tiezhu''s evil deeds


    Every time I think about it, I want to vomit blood.


    Cheng Dalong is full of tricks. He gets rid of Li Tiezhu and goes to make up. He''s old and can''t fight. Otherwise, he has to teach a good lesson. He''s a disciple!


    The TV station staff next to me is very embarrassed. Is there a contradiction between teachers and apprentices?


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said, "master is still the same. He doesn''t accept his old age and won''t admit to illness. Hey! Stubborn old man! He''s teaching me with his own actions? It must be! He''s still fighting so hard in his old age of more than 60. What qualifications do we young people have not to work hard?"


    The staff are confused. Do we understand wrong that Cheng Dalong doesn''t simply dislike you?


    isn''t it?


    Li Tiezhu "figured out" master''s good intentions, walked away with a smile and headed for the exit. When the staff responded, he was gone.


    An hour later, Sanin, Cheng Dalong and Li Tiezhu came to the studio to prepare to record the program.


    Sanin is communicating the program process with the director.


    Jackie Chan is closing his eyes.


    Li Tiezhu walked over: "master, it''s time to take medicine."


    Cheng Dalong did not open his eyes: "what medicine do you take?"


    Li Tiezhu: "look! I knew you didn''t take medicine? Come on, I bought you silver throat treasure buccal tablets. It''s good for your throat after eating."


    Cheng Dalong stared: "what throat treasure?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Brazilian football stars turn over the silver voice of advertising. Ronaldo, Ronaldo loser and kabuka all say this medicine is good."


    "Do you still watch football? Do you still like Brazil?"


    "I watch advertisements."


    "Do you like horses outside the merry go round?"


    "Who? I don''t know. Those who don''t deserve to advertise for silver voice are fake superstars. Would you like one, master?"


    "I... ER! Ka! What''s the smell? This is..."


    "I sometimes have an itchy throat when singing. It''s very useful to eat this. I just went out to buy it for you! How about it? Is it cool?"


    "Er... OK."


    "Take the medicine. If you feel uncomfortable, take one."


    "No, I have no problem with my voice."


    "It doesn''t cost much. Master, why are you polite to me? Elder martial brother Fan said that we are your disciples who will hold an urn for you in the future. It''s really relatives."


    "I, you... Are so filial!"


    Cheng Dalong grinned and regretted accepting this disciple for the 87th time.


    Then Sanin came over and looked a little unhappy.


    He said: "big brother! Tiezhu, I''ll send you the process of this program now. Take a look at the process and questions. If there''s no problem, we''ll start recording."


    In fact, he doesn''t want to complain, because he has prepared many coquettish operations against Li Tiezhu. He has long wanted to break off with Li Tiezhu.


    However, the director was afraid that Li Tiezhu or Cheng Dalong would lose his temper halfway and affect the program recording, so he advised him to confirm it to the other party first.


    The world file is being sent.


    Cheng Dalong couldn''t get it, so he threw his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu to help him receive it.


    Li Tiezhu is not very good at it: "why is it so slow?"


    Sanin showed a honey smile: "Ward (World) is very big, you bear it."


    Li Tiezhu: "how big is it? It''s bigger than the big bowl of wide noodles?"


    The director couldn''t help it and shouted, "why do you say word is big to everyone? Is this what you set for yourself? Everyone is embarrassed to expose you! What''s big? It''s pitifully small. You are... So the format is wrong, so it''s slow to transfer files every time."


    Sanin: "nonsense! Those who have received my documents say big. Every time I plan carefully!"


    At this time, the file is sent.


    Li Tiezhu opened it and said, "er... Uncle SA, it''s really small, 1.5 pages! What animation slide format do you make? There''s no picture, no animation..."


    Sanin: "it seems professional! Isn''t it big?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the document, and then looked at Sanin: "uncle, do you have a problem with me? Why are the problems aimed at me?"


    Sanin: "it''s so exciting! The last issue of the Spring Festival Gala report, you two teachers and disciples are the most famous artists. Of course, you have to do something more interesting."


    Li Tiezhu thought this was aimed at: "but it''s a little too much..."


    Jackie Chan said, "I don''t think it''s a problem. It''s good. No matter how big or small the word is, but I see technology very well. I can see that Xiao SA is very attentive."


    Sanin nodded contentedly, "thank you, brother."


    Li Tiezhu: "but the questions inside are impolite..."


    Jackie Chan: "you''re an artist. Don''t you know how much you weigh? It''s amazing that I became popular all over the world. I was chased by sharks and jumped off the fourth floor of the hotel. Besides, what''s the difficulty? The variety standard of Xiangjiang was called big..."


    Li Tiezhu: "master, you talk less. It''s bad for your voice."


    Jackie Chan: "


    Sanin: "what? Is brother''s voice uncomfortable?"


    Jackie Chan: "I didn''t."


    Li Tiezhu: "I just bought medicine for Shifu and he will sing in the evening, so uncle SA will ask me more questions later. Shifu is not easy..."


    Jackie Chan: "I have no problem with my voice..."


    Sanin: "brother, you are so dedicated. I admire you so much."


    Jackie Chan: "


    Li Tiezhu said to Sanin, "the problem is too sharp. I''m afraid you''ll get hurt."


    Sanin said, "just put your horse here. I''ve been waiting for this day for a long time."


    In short, Li Tiezhu''s opposition was invalid, the program was carried out according to the original plan, and the recording began soon.


    At the beginning, naturally, Sanin said that the opening remarks introduced the guests and set some suspense, but he soon got to the point.


    "Big brother, the box office of your film this year is not very ideal. Why didn''t you invite Li Tiezhu to play a guest role?"


    "In fact, I......"


    "My master is not interested in the box office."


    "Ah? Ah... Yes."


    "Art can''t be measured by the box office, right, master? Cheng Kung Fu Comedy can''t be measured by money."


    "Oh, yes."


    "In my master''s realm, he doesn''t care about the box office now. What he pursues is art."


    "Yes! Kung fu film is a unique art form in China."


    Cheng Dalong was confused by evil people at the beginning. I especially want to make billions at the box office! I really care.


    Sanin is also a little flustered. It''s terrible. His opponent is shameless. Well, fight with me!


    He said, "Tiezhu, why don''t you guest star in your master''s films? You have guest stars in so many films."


    Li Tiezhu said, "my master never uses his own movies to praise his disciples. This is the school rule. We should use our own efforts to prove that we are worthy of master."


    Jackie Chan: "in fact, I wanted to find Tiezhu at the beginning. He..."


    Li Tiezhu interrupted: "Shifu has a bad voice. Don''t talk. I refused Shifu''s kindness! Because senior brother fan Xiaohuang and they haven''t been to Shifu''s film, how can I go? Just because I''m the youngest junior brother, Shifu takes care of me and gives me special treatment? That can''t! This will only make Shifu, who has always been fair and just, lose his life at night! I can''t be so selfish."


    Jackie Chan: "ah... There is a certain reason."


    Li Tiezhu: "master, let''s have a silver voice. It''s good for your voice."


    Jackie Chan: "


    Sanin''s eyes were burning: "you don''t think master''s film is bad, so you don''t want to guest star?"


    Li Tiezhu was a little flustered: "how could you ask this question? How could my master''s film be bad? This is a secular prejudice!"


    Sanin: "they all say that big brother is too old to move."


    Li Tiezhu: "when he was young, he couldn''t move very much. It was all design and editing. Er... This is what master Bo said. He relied on action design. My master is best at this. Now he is also very powerful, but the special effects are too developed, which has a great impact on pure action movies."


    Jackie Chan: "in fact, my action design has been innovating..."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! This film has no furniture city."


    Cheng Dalong was speechless. He quickly ate a silver voice and pretended that there was something wrong with his voice. But the apprentice would be very ashamed.


    Sanin said, "what about your Kung Fu? Tiezhu, many people on the Internet say that your acting skills and expressiveness are not worthy of Zhou Xingxing''s films, but more like a hitchhiker. What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t hesitate for a second: "yes! I don''t have any acting skills. I''m a singer! Moreover, how many male protagonists deserve Zhou Xingxing?"


    "Then why did you play?"


    "Make money."


    "Is there no artistic consideration? Just pure material?"


    "What''s the use of art that the audience doesn''t want to spend money to see? It''s called art if no one has seen it for several months. Master, drink water! Be careful not to choke. What... I''m just going to study. Participating in Kung Fu has benefited me a lot."


    "Since you can''t do anything, why do you dare to direct and act in" people in embarrassment "? Will there be a box office?"


    "The box office must be higher than my master''s film. Er, my film is not artistic."


    "Poof! Er, tie Zhu, do you care about the box office?"


    "Why do you always ask about movies? Isn''t it a derivative program of the Spring Festival Gala? And the process is to start with the current spring festival film, and then talk about the story behind the preparation of the Spring Festival Gala program. Why haven''t you talked about the Spring Festival Gala yet?"


    Saning was stunned: "turn right away..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Let me help you. I think you are also very talkative. Just now I cut out two sentences. I answered again when you asked me if I care about the box office. Cough... Everyone hopes that their works will be liked. My films are like this, and I believe the Spring Festival Gala is the same. Every actor participating in the Spring Festival Gala has a sacred psychology and hopes to make a contribution to the whole society on the evening of new year''s Eve Chinese audiences bring joy and hope to be recognized by everyone. "


    Sanin opened his mouth, damn it! He installed it. No, this is my forced field!


    I won''t admit defeat!

 Chapter 665

    Sanin said, "however, you were not invited to the Spring Festival Gala from the beginning. What do you think of it?"


    Cheng Dalong smiled and looked at his "beloved".


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "I''m very grateful to CCTV for this, because I''m really too busy this year. Everyone can see it. Therefore, thank CCTV for its love."


    Sanin stared at the dog. What a special dog!


    Jackie Chan''s face has changed. Talent! What is the most important thing in mixed show business? Cheeky! Like me and Zhou Xingxing, there is no fear without shame!


    Sanin added, "you are so busy. Why did CCTV call you again? Are we so unreasonable?"


    This problem seems ordinary, but in fact there is a hidden opportunity. If you dare to tell the truth, it''s bad. It was because when Li Tiezhu and half of the entertainment industry, including Hua Tianyu and others, CCTV withdrew Hua and attracted Li Tiezhu. In fact, it was stepping on one hand and holding one hand. But if you say it directly, it''s a little embarrassing for CCTV, although it''s just for CCTV to do so.


    Who is Li Tiezhu? It''s stupid, but it has systematic passive skills.


    He said calmly: "This is CCTV''s love for me. I''m very grateful for my debut for two and a half years and two spring festival galas. You know I''m very busy, so you deliberately invite me later to avoid the previous rehearsals. This is tolerance and trust in me. I must perform well in my best state and level and live up to CCTV''s love and trust in me."


    "Ah, this... Very good..."


    Sanin couldn''t catch it. He looked at the script and asked, "didn''t it affect your work arrangement?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No. on the contrary, there were several more spokesmen for the Spring Festival Gala, with a total price of about 350 million. Thank CCTV! In addition, many programs and activities, because I know I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, I can change the treaty, let me go to the Spring Festival Gala first, then execute the contract, and raise the price. Is it over 400 million? Very friendly, thank CCTV!"


    "400 million? So much?"


    "Hey! I''m not interested in money. It''s just a number. I''ll donate it sooner or later."


    "Well... I met another person who was not interested in money."


    400 million yuan???


    Postpone the activity. After you go to CCTV, they have more influence. They want to make more money, big brother!


    However, you insist on thanking CCTV, which is also a cow!


    Saning pulled his head. How much do I earn for CCTV host in a year? You shameless! It seems that he underestimated his opponent and thought that Li Tiezhu would only use the way of "brain sharp turn" against the host. I didn''t expect that he would speak high sounding truth.


    He not only thanked CCTV, but also said that 400 million would be donated, which is also true for him, but it makes people have no room to hate!


    Blunder, blunder


    However, the more you resist, the happier I am!


    Because he didn''t become the host of the Spring Festival Gala, all Sanin''s "grievances" poured out on Li Tiezhu. He either took revenge or wanted to "fight" with him.


    In fact, as early as two years ago, someone @ Sanin, because he is one of the most capable hosts of Versailles among CCTV hosts, and the heat is consistent. Therefore, many idle viewers especially hope that Li Tiezhu will fight with him.


    At first, I was fine. I didn''t have the same experience with children. Later, I''ll teach him humility. Now... How many endorsements are 400 million?


    I''ll kill you!


    Not alive!


    Sanin turned to Cheng Dalong and said, "brother often goes to the Spring Festival Gala. What do you think is the most difficult thing to go to the Spring Festival Gala?"


    Jackie Chan: "the Spring Festival Gala is not difficult. It''s just a performance! It''s not difficult. The difficulty is that some young people who have just become famous don''t work hard and don''t know how to respect their careers. I look very angry."


    Sanin: "like who?"


    Jackie Chan said, "of course I can''t say other people, but Li Tiezhu must be one of them, or even the first of them."


    Li Tiezhu: "master, is your voice better?"


    Jackie Chan: "shut up! My voice is very good. I have a silver voice. Slightly, look! Shut up."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Sanin was not a man. He began to fight guerrillas when he could not defeat the front.


    Cheng Dalong probably hated Li Tiezhu for gnashing his teeth. He even talked about another artist: "And lengba, a pretty girl, cool, and good at dancing. Every year, she says she has low back pain, acupuncture and massage, and more than a dozen medical staff... As for it? She had low back pain when she recorded a program with her two years ago, but she hasn''t recovered in two years? I fell on the concrete floor from the third floor, sewed more than 20 stitches, and returned to the set in half a month. There are also small fresh meat, which was ground by hand If the doctor comes half a step late, his hand will heal. That''s great! "


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking. Even though many people knew and guessed about lengba, he could not say. He was not pure, but he could not affect others.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Sanin depressed.


    Saning praised Cheng Dalong''s dedication and explained for lengba. They didn''t offend each other, and then asked, "brother, why do you think Tiezhu''s attitude is not correct?"


    Cheng Dalong also gnashed his teeth at Li Tiezhu. Of course, he won''t let go of the opportunity.


    He sneered: "hehe! He''s not just a problem with bad attitude. He''s a problem with his brain. You know? Everyone else rehearses well. He goes to play billiards with the host named... Reherman. Others race against the clock. He goes to eat hot pot? If this kind of person was in Xiangjiang entertainment circle, no one would use him."


    With that, Cheng Dalong also tilted his mouth to show his disdain.


    Saning proudly looked at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, what do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "playing billiards with uncle reherman is because he knows I''m going to be on today''s program. He gives me your cheap... Characteristics. Eating hot pot is because there are coupons. It''s a waste if you don''t eat it."


    Saning smiled awkwardly: "do you earn a billion a year? Still eat hot pot with coupons?"


    Li Tiezhu: "rehuman said you have a broken mouth. You are so jealous and like to pretend to be forced."


    Sanin: "will the coupon hot pot be worse than ordinary hot pot, dishes and services?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Uncle rehuman also said that since you were opened up by Jack Ma, you have released yourself. You don''t say anything about Versailles, but you still love people."


    "Enough!"


    Sanin: "I''m the host. I asked about hot pot."


    Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "you''re excited. Uncle reherman is sincere and doesn''t deceive me! Besides, don''t you always choose delicious and cheap hotpot? The more expensive, the more garbage, don''t you know?"


    Sanin forced himself to calm down. Now he is not the host of society and law. He is a variety host. He should be funny: "I really don''t know this, because I haven''t experienced coupons. Ordinary people have the opportunity to get coupons, but I don''t have the opportunity. They take them back when they send them to me, and say sorry, I don''t know it''s you."


    This is Versailles!


    "All the flyers know you''re wearing it?"


    Li Tiezhu soul torture.


    Jackie Chan: "cough, cough..."


    Sanin strongman was angry: "what I said is... They don''t think they will use coupons at my consumption level, so they don''t give them to me."


    Li Tiezhu: "that is, you have no life experience. If you meet a celebrity like you, send more. Anyway, you are embarrassed to publicly tear your face. You send more and earn more. I have sent leaflets, haven''t you? It''s more reliable than quietly throwing them into the trash can. When you send leaflets, you like to meet people who wear clothes and love to wear clothes."


    Sanin: "er... I, I don''t understand! Anyway, everyone respects me. I haven''t sent leaflets. I haven''t even taken the college entrance examination."


    Li Tiezhu was surprised: "no college entrance examination?"


    Saning melancholy: "yes! I was escorted to Peking University, and I didn''t enter the examination room of the college entrance examination. I don''t know how you ordinary people crossed the single wooden bridge. Your grades are too good and your performance in all aspects is too excellent. Sometimes it''s a pity."


    Li Tiezhu: "escort?"


    "Yes! I graduated from university and wanted to take the postgraduate entrance examination, but I was directly escorted to graduate students. I was annoyed! I signed up to be a host and was admitted by CCTV. I didn''t even compete seriously. My life... Is too boring."


    "You don''t have to think too much. The state also has many preferential policies for the disabled. You''re normal."


    "Ha?"


    "I think the state gives you preferential treatment, right? Ah? Don''t feel inferior! You''re fine."


    "Of course I''m fine! What''s the matter? I..."


    "Next topic. I believe the audience will sympathize with you. We have never experienced the college entrance examination or competition... We don''t dislike you!"


    "I..."


    "You are not disabled, are you?"


    "No!"


    "Well... We see! You are a very excellent talent. It must be so!"


    "Of course."


    "Yes."


    "Hey? No! You can''t fix me, as if I have some hidden diseases..."


    The two chatted enthusiastically, and Cheng Dalong couldn''t recognize the interruption: "Xiao SA is very excellent. I''m an apprentice. Forgive me. I don''t know why I accept him."


    Li Tiezhu said, "master, have you finished the silver throat lozenge?"


    Jackie Chan: "not yet... Cough, cough, cough..."


    Choked.


    Li Tiezhu patted Cheng Dalong on the back and said to Sanin, "please don''t ask my master. He''s still taking medicine because of his uncomfortable voice. Look, he''s stuck?"


    Cheng Dalong coughed speechless and pointed to Li Tiezhu in the depths.


    Li Tiezhu grabbed the master''s hand and said, "don''t worry, I will avenge you! Uncle SA, continue to ask."


    Cheng Dalong rolled his eyes and patted himself on the chest, trying not to choke.


    Sanin asked a few more questions, and was hated by Li Tiezhu. Suddenly, the sword went sideways: "everyone says you are very talented! This is also the reason why CCTV frequently invited you to the Spring Festival Gala. What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it all depends on peers."


    Sanin: "but everyone says that appearance is inversely proportional to talent."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "of course! I believe this sentence not only inspires me, but also inspires you."


    Sanin stifled and said, "my talent is far inferior to yours."


    Li Tiezhu: "you are not as talented as me."


    Sanin: "


    Fragile!


    Perfect Waterloo, tear resistant!


    After the complete defeat, Sanin had to ask some questions related to the Spring Festival Gala. The front section was cut off a lot, but there were many essences retained. After all, CCTV also liked the wonderful moments of love.


    So, at 2:30 p.m., the audience saw the program.


    Songzhuer and lengba, who slept until noon and ate takeout in their apartment, also saw the heroism of their owner on TV.


    Song Zhuer said, "is this saning tired of living? I can''t think of it."


    Lengba said shyly, "yes! Are cats and dogs able to resist the power of the Lord?"


    The dog said, "what are you talking about? It''s only an hour?"


    Cat: "then... The power of thirty mortals?"

 Chapter 666

    By the late stage of the program recording, Sanin had given up talking to Li Tiezhu. Basically, he was asking Cheng Dalong, but Li Tiezhu always helped answer on the grounds that master''s voice was bad, which also made Sanin''s lungs hurt.


    Fortunately, the program was soon finished.


    The film crew began to pack up their equipment. Cheng Dalong and Li Tiezhu were ready to leave.


    Sanin couldn''t help saying to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, do you know that there is a kind of thing in the world called EQ? There is a kind of politeness called friendly communication? You will offend many people. Not everyone is as open-minded and unforgiving as I am. Also, if you meet me again in the future, can you save me some face?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "er... Listening to your words is better than ten years in prison! Thank you, uncle."


    Sanin: "I didn''t tell you about society and law..."


    Jackie Chan said, "well, Xiao SA, don''t be angry. He is such a stone in a pit. Just learn from me and stay away."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter, master? Then... Will you let me hold the urn in the future?"


    Cheng Dalong almost spewed out his old blood: "evil! Cough..."


    Li Tiezhu: "master, are you all right? Do you eat yo Mei?"


    Cheng Dalong said hoarsely, "go away! I don''t want to see you again today. Cough..."


    My throat is really wasted. It''s choking and coughing.


    Sanin smiled with satisfaction. It is often a kind of happiness to see someone worse than himself.


    Li Tiezhu said goodbye to his lovely master, asked the staff of the program team for three boxes of lunch, and went directly to the rehearsal place of the Spring Festival Gala upstairs.


    what?


    Announcement fee?


    How could there be a notice fee? Recording this program is the "welfare" of actors participating in the Spring Festival Gala! Not everyone has it. Is it a pleasure?


    The Spring Festival gala will start in a few hours. Li Tiezhu continues to rehearse with the dancers, especially his own cross dressing. The whole backstage is tense and orderly.


    At eight o''clock in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala began under the dancing of the jubilant opening song and dance performance "spring sea".


    Several well-known hosts took the stage to send blessings to the people all over the country.


    Li Tiezhu has rehearsed almost. The dancers need to have a rest and keep their spirits up. A lively and beautiful dance sister gave Li Tiezhu two jelly. Li Tiezhu didn''t like snacks either, so he strolled out and prepared to send them to lengba.


    Lengba is the fourth program. Now he has been waiting in the waiting area. Under the guidance of the staff, Li Tiezhu didn''t get lost and found it.


    Then he saw Yue Yupeng and brother Yue. He was wiping his tears.


    What''s going on?


    Li Tiezhu wondered that he was the third program and would be on stage in four or five minutes. What are you crying about? Aren''t you afraid of being in the wrong state?


    In addition, Sun Chao, an elephant keeper like a mountain, also followed, drooping his eyebrows, as if he had been wronged.


    Li Tiezhu looked again and found that an oil head uncle in his fifties was scolding them.


    Is there something wrong with the program?


    That uncle looks two meters tall. Is he the leader of the program group?


    Li Tiezhu walked over, but saw the uncle pointing to Yue Yupeng''s nose and scolding:


    "What are you talking about? It''s also crosstalk? It deserves to be called crosstalk? Inferior! Inferior! Don''t disgrace crosstalk. It''s a good art. It''s a collection of clowns..."


    I''m very angry to hear it.


    What''s going on?


    Li Tiezhu thought, what happened to brother Yue crosstalk? Did something go wrong with the rehearsal? Is this being educated by our predecessors?


    He tried to get closer, but was stopped by a staff member.


    The staff lowered their voice and said, "don''t go over the iron pillar. The Xiangxie boss is angry."


    Li Tiezhu: "what association?"


    "It''s the crosstalk Association."


    "What''s that for? A crosstalk actor? A national system?"


    "No, it''s just a group of associations spontaneously formed by the older generation of crosstalk, which is private. However, it has great influence, and... His program was won by the Spring Festival Gala. There is only brother Yue and his crosstalk in the whole Spring Festival Gala. The old man is angry, but he specially ran backstage to scold brother Yue and brother sun."


    "This... Does not shake Bilian''s goods, and the program team doesn''t care?"


    "Shh! Shh! Keep your voice down. The director is scheduling, and others can''t stop him. This big man went to the Spring Festival Gala 30 years ago. He has a big brand and a bad temper!"


    "Don''t you advise?"


    "It''s no use persuading! People say it''s an internal matter in the crosstalk world, and outsiders can''t talk."


    The staff are not very old, so it can be seen that they are also biased towards Yue Yupeng.


    Li Tiezhu smiled, put aside the staff''s hand and said, "I''ll go and have a look. Don''t worry, I won''t beat people. All right! You can''t stop me, can you?"


    The staff did not continue to stop.


    Li Tiezhu leaned over.


    The old man is still angry: "what''s the age? He''s still engaged in Jianghu habits and feudal dross. Your parents give you such a cheap name? If you don''t want it, you don''t need it? Do you want a face? He doesn''t have any ability. Soon he''ll be an ignorant little gangster..."


    Yue Yupeng was startled to see Li Tiezhu coming. He winked at him and told him to go. Don''t wade in the muddy water.


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "brother Yue, have you eaten?"


    Yue Yupeng: "


    The old man scolded, and the bull''s head gushed, "who are you? Go away, don''t you see me scolding?"


    Li Tiezhu jumped over and patted Sun Chao''s stomach: "elephant, you''ve lost weight! Don''t learn from Tao Zi. Losing weight is not cute at all."


    The old man said angrily, "Li Tiezhu! Do you still pay attention to me?"


    Don''t you know me?


    Oh!


    Li Tiezhu looked at the old man, paused and said, "I don''t know you. What''s the matter? Call me. Do you want my signature?"


    The old man was so angry that he couldn''t speak for a long time.


    Not far away, the artists and dancers waiting to perform couldn''t help laughing secretly. Li Tiezhu is really top!


    Those who laughed the loudest were the men and women of the Phoenix legend. Together with Zhong Hualiang, Yi Xing, lengba and Zhou Chunyu, they performed the song and dance program "Chinese wedding" after the crosstalk between Yue Yupeng and Sun Yue.


    Yi Xing whispered to lengba, "will the pillar be all right? The old man is not simple."


    Lengba said, "don''t worry, I haven''t lost."


    Yi Xing giggled: "hehe, hehe... Also."


    Yue Yupeng wiped the corners of his eyes and said in a low voice, "iron pillar, let''s go and leave it alone."


    Sun Chao also nodded to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t go. This place isn''t yours."


    The old man said, "do you know who I am?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know."


    Old gentleman: "I''m XXX. I went to the Spring Festival Gala 30 years ago!"


    Li Tiezhu: "never heard of it."


    The old man was furious: "I''m the vice president of the Chinese crosstalk Association. I teach our young people in crosstalk to learn well. What''s the matter with you? Stay where it''s cool. Don''t think you can raise your tail to heaven if you have a little fame."


    "It''s cool here."


    "You..."


    "Also, my name is Li Tiezhu. Now I''m the general director of the rigid demand joint organization of language performance programs such as world crosstalk and talk show, or the general director of the world crosstalk group for short. I''m here to scold them on behalf of the organization. Why are you here to scold them?"


    "What? What kind of organization are you?"


    "I set up an organization myself and appointed myself as the general director. In this way, I have the right to manage any actor engaged in language programs. By the way, uncle, you are also a crosstalk actor? I''ll talk to you after I scold them."


    "What''s your own organization? Do you entertain people?"


    "Isn''t it all like this? As long as you don''t want to be shameful, you can build your own organization, seal your own officials, and then you can swear! Don''t you do the same? But I''m sorry, you''re China, I''m the world, and I''m one level higher than you! Look! I''m more shameless than you?"


    "Shameless! Shameless!"


    "Thank you for your jealousy. Well, don''t bother me to curse. Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao, you two listen to me!"


    Li Tiezhu''s ass is facing the old gentleman.


    Yue Yupeng: "ah?"


    Sun Chao has stayed, can he do this?


    The old man was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes, but he couldn''t say anything more. He was a little silly.


    Li Tiezhu swore with his waist akimbo: "Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao, what do you mean by crosstalk? What do you mean by crosstalk in Yunde society? Why do you say it so funny? Why do you sell tickets so well? I''m very jealous and hate, because you turn my peers into shit! Is it your fault? How can crosstalk make the audience laugh? How can the small theater be full? Let''s listen to crosstalk Cry, the small theater should go bankrupt. This is the greatest contribution to crosstalk! Otherwise, how can we make this traditional art extinct? You see, the old man has done a good job, right? "


    Old man: "you deceive people too much!"


    Li Tiezhu: "praise you. Of course, don''t be too proud. Why do you tell jokes in your crosstalk?"


    The old man brushed away: "garbage! Garbage!"


    At this time, the surrounding actors could not help laughing, and more actors gathered to watch the excitement.


    Cheng Dalong is also among them, and his position is very obvious.


    The old man came to Cheng Dalong and said angrily, "you''re a good apprentice! You don''t obey discipline..."


    Cheng Dalong looked at the old man contemptuously: "do you eat yo Mei?"


    Old man: "ah?"


    Cheng Dalong turned and walked away: "tease you, I have Liuliu plum, but I won''t give it to you. Hei hei!"


    Full of coquettish.


    The old man stumbled under his feet and almost fainted on the spot.


    After walking out a few meters, Cheng Dalong shrugged his shoulders strangely. The iron pillar Dharma really works well. It''s too special to relieve his anger. Next time I go back and use "eat yo Mei" against Hong Dabao, ha ha, just think about it!


    On the other hand, Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng, who were rescued, thanked Li Tiezhu one by one, but they were full of worry.


    Yue Yupeng said, "pillar, you will cause trouble for yourself. The one has a high status in the crosstalk world."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you stupid? Brother Yue, I''m not in the crosstalk world. I''m a singer and actor. Besides, how hard can he be supported by my master? Don''t look, my master never cares about me. Something really happened. He was the first to carry the black pot, ha!"


    Then, Li Tiezhu gave the jelly prepared for lengba to Sun Chao and Yue Yupeng. They ate it and changed their mood. They were going to go on stage in less than a minute.


    It''s disgusting to pick this point. The respected old artist also lacks great virtue.

 Chapter 667

    Li Tiezhu walked with his back to find Yi Xing and lengba to chat. According to the legend of Phoenix, sister Ling had to take a picture with Li Tiezhu, so she looked very enthusiastic.


    In fact, you say Li Tiezhu is annoying in the music circle. It''s really annoying. Many people can''t wait for his sudden death on the spot, but Li Tiezhu is very popular. For example, Chen Yisen, pheasant, tenger, Cui Ji''an, Zhang Xiaojie and Su long all have a good impression of Li Tiezhu.


    Yue Yupeng peeled the jelly here, but he couldn''t tear it open.


    Sun Chao had already sucked in and said, "what''s the matter with you? Are you scolded as stupid? Are your hands shaking?"


    Yue Yupeng said, "Qi is true! Why? However, it''s not soft enough. The jelly package is too tight to tear."


    Sun Chao stretched out his chubby hand and said with a smile, "where is the packing too tight? You are too short! Let me help you."


    Then he grabbed the jelly.


    Yue Yupeng spread his hand and said, "I tore it open. You see, my hands are full of jelly juice..."


    Sun Chao picked up the jelly and looked, "you tear a fart! Look at me."


    Yue Yupeng wiped the juice on his hand and muttered, "there''s no reason. It''s leaking out."


    Sun Chao tore open the jelly: "look! This is Hercules, suck away ~"


    Eat it.


    Yue Yupeng pouted: "that''s for me!"


    A staff member ran from the front and said to Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao, "the new year''s greetings at the branch venue have exceeded the time limit. Your playing time will be delayed for three minutes. Wait a minute."


    At this time, the second dance "the hundred lions herald spring" has just begun, more than two minutes. Yue Yupeng nodded and said, "thank you! It''s hard. We''ll just wait. It doesn''t matter. It''s hard, brother!"


    Sun Chao reached out to wipe his sweat and said, "why did you overtime at the beginning? I''m afraid you can''t cut the program on the spot according to this situation?"


    Yue Yupeng: "it should be to cut the program, but our program is in front. It''s OK."


    Sun Chao: "yes, why don''t you turn on the air conditioner in the backstage?"


    Yue Yupeng stared at Sun Chao strangely: "it''s winter, the new year, and the heating is on! Are you... Hot? Why are you sweating so much?"


    Sun Chao''s face turned red and braved bean sized beads of sweat: "winter, winter? Ha... It''s so boring..."


    With that, Sun Chao shook a little and almost fell down.


    Yue Yupeng hurriedly held him and watched Sun Chao limp down. People were stunned and couldn''t react at all.


    The actors around were also confused. They didn''t know the situation at all. Some people thought they were funny.


    The staff responded most quickly. They received various emergency training during the preparation period and soon came to check the situation. They found that Sun Chao had a serious condition and immediately called the accompanying doctor.


    Now, the surrounding actors found something wrong.


    Li Tiezhu also looked at Yue Yupeng sympathetically and said that his brother was unlucky enough. He was blocked and scolded by unscrupulous big men before coming on stage. Now his partner has a problem again. Like everyone else, he can guess that Yue Yupeng''s program should be cancelled.


    The Spring Festival Gala has an unwritten rule that one or two more programs will be prepared every year. I''m afraid it''s often not enough. Therefore, some programs will be cut off.


    Lengba patted Li Tiezhu on the arm and told him not to be too sad, because she knew that Yue Yupeng was one of Li Tiezhu''s benefactors.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. What he can help has already been helped.


    He wouldn''t think it had anything to do with him.


    Just one face-to-face, the doctor preliminarily judges that it is acute food poisoning, and does not rule out pure poisoning. It is best to send it to a doctor for treatment immediately. Although there is no danger of life, the performance is impossible.


    Based on the principle of life first, Sun Chao was sent away immediately.


    Yue Yupeng was completely confused and his eyes were empty.


    The staff reported the situation to the general director through the walkie talkie, hoping that the direction would be issued and the program would be cancelled to ensure the smooth progress of the Spring Festival Gala. In fact, there have been many emergencies in the history of the Spring Festival Gala. The matter of Sun Chao is not too serious. It''s just about deleting a program.


    No matter how bad it is, you can use the crosstalk video recorded yesterday. Of course, you can only withstand the live broadcast, not the scene.


    The instructions didn''t come down, but the chief director ran over by himself. After a brief understanding of the situation, he asked Yue Yupeng:


    "Xiao Yueyue, you also know that I am your crosstalk under pressure. Now I ask you, can you say one-on-one crosstalk?"


    Yue Yupeng was confused: "single mouth? I didn''t say it. The master said my skills were average..."


    Director Liu is a big man. He smashed his head. His Mandarin is not standard: "hammer! The big leader of the art troupe likes to listen to crosstalk and asked me why I chose you. I gave him a guaranteed ticket! Therefore, the program can''t be withdrawn! You know? You put it up for me! You have to say it all!"


    Yue Yupeng was even more flustered: "I... I don''t know..."


    Director Liu said angrily, "get tough! If you rake today, you''ll want to go to the Spring Festival Gala again later."


    Yue Yupeng''s eyes were red with fear.


    The director is not bragging. You know, even the leading figures like Lao Zhao and Chen are sealed. What is a mere Yue Yupeng?


    However, Yue Yupeng really can''t say stand up crosstalk. Moreover, when this situation suddenly occurs, his heart is in a mess. How can he perform?


    He wanted to cancel the performance, but the director didn''t.


    Director Liu can''t help it. It''s not easy to get the director''s position this year. If you don''t do well, you''ll be finished! The top leaders of the regiment went to the scene to support in person. As a result, their favorite crosstalk program was gone. Although it is not a crime, they can''t escape if they don''t work hard.


    Yue Yupeng suddenly looked back and looked at Li Tiezhu. He didn''t say anything, but the meaning was already very obvious.


    Li Tiezhu immediately shook his head and waved his hand.


    Don''t think about eating dumplings! This is the Spring Festival Gala, not the Yunde society small theater!


    Lengba also saw the situation and pushed Li Tiezhu away: "go and change your clothes and make up..."


    Yue Yupeng didn''t insist or even speak. He also knew that it was inappropriate to pull Li Tiezhu into the water on such a huge and important occasion.


    But the director saw Yue Yupeng''s eyes. He also knew that Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng had said crosstalk. He immediately shouted, "Li Tiezhu, don''t run! Come here!"


    Li Tiezhu just walked over and said with a smile: "director, it''s immoral..."


    Director Liu completely gave up Mandarin and said, "I don''t care! Anyway, there must be crosstalk today. I promised with the big leader, otherwise he won''t come to the scene. Give me a face, go up and fix it! It''s my fault to fix it (bad). Brother, if you''re in trouble today, say whether you can help me or not!"


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Pao said that, but..."


    Director Liu waved his hand: "don''t be but! I''ve seen the video of you and Yue Yupeng talking about crosstalk in Yunde agency. The level is very high. You''ll have no problem playing normally."


    Li Tiezhu: "that scale..."


    Director Liu: "try to keep the scale small. It''s not a problem to drive a little faster!"


    "I don''t even know their words!"


    "Then say what you said before!"


    Li Tiezhu: "remember a hammer! What did we say last time?"


    Yue Yupeng began to roll his eyes: "er..."


    Director Liu stamped his feet anxiously: "then play on the spot. It''s still the original program name" magical Chinese "


    Live play?


    What else can we do? Yue Yupeng remembered the words, but Li Tiezhu couldn''t connect.


    At this time, the song and dance program was coming to an end.


    In the walkie talkie, there were inquiries from various departments. There was only one question, whether to cancel Yue Yupeng''s crosstalk program.


    Director Liu clenched his teeth: "attention of all departments, the crosstalk program is changed to Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu, and the program name is still the same. Vowal ~"


    The big picture is settled!


    Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng looked at each other. There was no way back.


    Li Tiezhu just wanted to open his mouth and ask.


    Yue Yupeng first said, "brother Zhu, what are we talking about?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know a hammer. I''m afraid this year''s Spring Festival Gala is not going to overturn..."


    Yue Yupeng: "overturn? What about us?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the director: "cars are destroyed and people are killed! Drivers don''t panic. You panic with a hammer."


    Director Liu touched his face and left. The car overturned and the driver couldn''t run away.


    At this time, the second song and dance program ended. Reherman and Liu Xiaoshi came to the stage to announce the curtain. The rhythm was slightly slow. Obviously, it was also to give Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng more preparation time.


    Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu with a crying face.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Yue, do you eat yo Mei?"


    Yue Yupeng: "ah?"


    What chicken yo Mei?


    Almost all the actors waiting in line nearby have witnessed the beginning and end of the emergency. They all sympathize with Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu, especially Li Tiezhu. It''s a disaster.


    Others suspect that Sun Chao''s accident was caused by the old Xiangxie monster. He must have done something.


    ¡­¡­


    In a luxury apartment somewhere in Kyoto.


    A gentle middle-aged man hung up the phone, smoked a cigar, looked at the procrastinating reherman and Liu Xiaoshi on TV, and shook his head slightly.


    Next to him, a handsome young cuntou man asked, "how''s it going?"


    The middle-aged man said, "it''s strange that the poison is mistaken..."


    Cuntou man: "who''s poisoned?"


    "Sun Chao, the crosstalk actor."


    "Is there something wrong with the plan? A crosstalk actor? Or a teaser? What''s wrong with his voice?"


    "The plan is right, just..."


    ¡­¡­


    At the scene of the Spring Festival Gala, at the middle table in the first row, sat several old-fashioned artists. Han Hong was peeling peanuts for a 60 year old man next to him.


    The old man waved his hand and said, "watch the program, don''t toss."


    Han Hong: "leader, don''t you like to eat spiced peanuts?"


    The old man said, "I listen to crosstalk. Yue Yupeng is a good child, but his basic skills are poor, but he is much better than XXX."


    Han Hong smiled without speaking.


    At this time, the heatman on the stage said: "next, let''s invite Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu to bring the crosstalk magic Chinese."


    The applause that should have sounded immediately was dull for three seconds before it finally rang.


    Because the audience is as confused as the big leaders.


    Han Hong even dropped peanuts on the table and put the peanut shells in front of the leaders in a neat manner.


    Big leader: "isn''t his partner elephant Sun Chao? Li Tiezhu? This name is very familiar."


    Han Hong didn''t know what had happened, but he had seen Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng on the stage, so he had to say, "can you be unfamiliar..."


    I talk about him in front of you every day. If you don''t remember, it''s a failure.


    When the leader saw the dark and strong Li Tiezhu on the stage, he suddenly said, "Oh! Is that the child who donated school everywhere? Li Tiezhu who took three Grammys!"

 Chapter 668

    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)


    The applause at the scene was rhythmic. It was silent at first, then suddenly erupted, and then turned into a low, somewhat sparse, as if to express a doubt, and then slowly intensified until it reached the state of volcanic eruption.


    This has gone beyond the scope of childcare and is far more enthusiastic than childcare, because everyone can''t imagine that Li Tiezhu came to talk with Yue Yupeng without notice.


    Unexpected joy?


    (anti theft chapter, recover in half an hour, forgive me!!!)

 Chapter 669

    Seeing his father smile, Guo Dalin dared to smile and said, "is that what brother Yue''s assistant called and said true?"


    Guo gangde said coldly, "can it be fake? What can those bastards do? Fortunately, Sun Chao has no big problem."


    "Can''t it be as simple as food poisoning?"


    "Of course!"


    "They dare to poison the Spring Festival Gala? Are they crazy?"


    "I don''t know. I always think it''s weird. I don''t think they dare, but it happened. They can''t expose it when they swear on the stage..."


    ¡­¡­


    At the scene of the program, on a table in the corner of the first row, several crosstalk artists sat together. Their faces were very ugly.


    "Has sun Chaozhen been sent to the hospital?"


    "Can there be a fake? Otherwise, what can you call Li Tiezhu on the top?"


    "Hum! Such a thing on the Spring Festival Gala."


    "I heard that Sun Chao was poisoned, you..."


    XXX, who just went backstage to swear, said, "it has nothing to do with me! I have to dare! And who knows if it''s true food poisoning? What if it''s scared to pee? It''s all spread."


    "In short, the two on the stage are making jokes this time. What occasion is this? Open a yellow accent!"


    "Insult art!"


    "It''s better to let us top the shameful thing."


    "Watch it, just this stupid program, hum..."


    "Rabbit tails don''t grow."


    "Taonima''s peach! Brain damage..."


    "I''ll report them tomorrow, hey hey!"


    An old man in the crosstalk world couldn''t see it anymore and said, "in those days, you started by new crosstalk. Did we old bones say a word to you?"


    The gang stopped talking, but all looked sarcastic and disrespectful.


    ¡­¡­


    The other side.


    Han Hong muttered, "what are you talking about, this broken child? It can be broadcast? Isn''t it bad for children?"


    The head of the regiment smiled and said, "hahaha... Children can''t understand. If they understand, they won''t be children. Where can they lead to damage? Of course, we''ll talk about it in private."


    "But this scale is too big."


    "It''s good to play temporarily. It''s very interesting."


    "Hey."


    "Let''s see how they make it up next. This topic is not easy to do."


    ¡­¡­


    On the stage, Yue Yupeng''s palms were sweating. This scale made him very nervous. He just flew back. He quickly ended the topic of peach and forced Li Tiezhu to change another one.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t find himself playing with fire at all. He said, "it''s OK not to say peach. I''ll change it for you."


    Yue Yupeng was afraid of being emperor again and said, "don''t be fun, ha ha... I''m afraid."


    Audience: "woo ~"


    Although some people ridiculed Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng, the audience was very honest, because it was really funny enough and had a strange brain circuit. The whole crosstalk began less than two minutes, and the audience''s laughter and applause hardly stopped.


    Yue Yupeng said angrily, "go! Don''t make a fool of yourself. There are all the police outside."


    Really counselled.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "don''t be funny? Then I''ll give you the whole sadness! Magical Chinese is so magical. Do you believe it?"


    Yue Yupeng: "if you can cry for me in one word, I''ll kneel down for you on the spot."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what you said!"


    Yue Yupeng rolled up his sleeve: "come!"


    Li Tiezhu opened his mouth and didn''t speak.


    Yue Yupeng: "you say!"


    Li Tiezhu took out a small packet of paper towels from Zhongshan''s pocket and handed it to Yue Yupeng: "prepare it for you first, and wipe your tears at that time."


    He also wears that custom-made fashionable Zhongshan suit. He likes it very much. It''s very fashionable and strong. Because of his sudden appearance on the stage, he had no time or chance to change his coat, so he came up like this.


    However, fortunately, it is not abrupt to assemble a coat in Zhongshan. Some so-called new style crosstalk actors still wear suits and ties to talk about crosstalk.


    Yue Yupeng sneered: "impossible! My heart is very strong. You say."


    "Then I can say!"


    "Say!"


    "Two words."


    "Two words, too!"


    "Listen!"


    "Say it!"


    "Wait and cry, you!"


    "You say it! You say it (broken sound)!"


    There was laughter under the stage, and Yue Yupeng was anxious.


    Li Tiezhu, with his hands on his back, slowly spit out two words:


    "Cooperate!"


    Suddenly, the whole audience was silent.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng with a smile. The latter was dull, his mouth was slightly open, motionless, and was scared silly.


    Can you say that?


    Spring Festival Gala!


    National live broadcast!


    However, his eyes are still a little red.


    Past events are vivid. It''s light to be scolded by people blocking backstage. Some old men directly scold his parents for their lack of education, saying that he is illiterate and unworthy of crosstalk, and so on.


    However, only he knew the bitterness along the way.


    He has never been a strong and brave man.


    In two or three seconds, tears began to spin in Yue Yupeng''s eyes.


    But isn''t that more offensive? What''s the matter? Moreover, it seems that he has caused trouble to the master again. It''s not easy for him.


    The audience was stunned for a while before several people cheered and applauded, but most of the audience were still confused.


    The old artists in suits and shoes sitting under the stage have all been red in the face. If it weren''t for the Spring Festival Gala, they might have rushed directly to the stage.


    Han Hong was even more nervous. It was rare for the leaders of the general League not to find steps for Li Tiezhu.


    ¡­¡­


    Jinmen.


    Guo Dalin trembled: "my God! Is this crazy? Is it crazy?"


    Guo gangde wiped his face with a serious expression.


    Aunt Wang said, "you shouldn''t let them on stage."


    Guo gangde: "we have to take care of this! We have to support the iron pillar even if we work hard. People are giving us a head. This is a strong child, better than Yue Yupeng."


    ¡­¡­


    The backstage of the Spring Festival Gala also has a large screen to see the live broadcast.


    The actors who had just been made to laugh were all dumb and looked strange. They had just witnessed Li Tiezhu mocking the leader of Xiangxie backstage. Unexpectedly, he scolded the stage.


    It''s a big deal!


    Maybe the directors of the Spring Festival Gala should rectify the lawless Li Tiezhu. His influence is too bad.


    Lengba was so worried that she bit her lower lip and stamped her foot.


    The director group not far away is strangely quiet.


    Director Liu suddenly smiled strangely: "ha! Brother Pao''s family!"


    ¡­¡­


    Just before everyone reacted, Li Tiezhu didn''t speak. He took out a paper towel and handed it to Yue Yupeng. Then he said, "if you want to cry, cry!"


    Yue Yupeng panicked: "I... no! Don''t talk nonsense. What am I crying for... I, I, I respect them very much. They, they are very good..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know! They are very important to you."


    Yue Yupeng burst into tears: "of course, they gave me the power to whip and move forward..."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "without Xiangxie, there would be no you now!"


    Yue Yupeng: "yes! They are..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "they are broken shoes."


    Yue Yupeng was completely stupid: "ah? Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu: "did you throw it away now?"


    Yue Yupeng: "did you throw away what?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s like shoes! It''s your pair of suspected shoes with extraordinary significance."


    Yue Yupeng''s expression suddenly got out of control, crying and laughing: "ha? Ha ha... ER! Are you talking about that pair of shoes? Do they look like? Shoes? Like shoes? Such a shoe? Oh, my mother!"


    I am so surprised!


    He finally cried, wiped his tears with a paper towel and lay in the trough! Just like Temo died once.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Cow force!"


    "Whoa..."


    "Li Tiezhu, come on!"


    "This homophonic stem is awesome!"


    "Broken shoes..."


    The audience burst into laughter, and some people took advantage of the chaos and shouted.


    The people who cooperate are so angry that their nostrils are about to explode and their teeth are creaking.


    This is so deceptive that fools know that Li Tiezhu is naming names and scolding Xiangxie. The reason for the audience''s laughter is not because of the homophonic stem. But because, I scolded you, scolded you in front of the people of the whole country, but you have nothing to do with me. I said shoes, slightly


    It''s like slapping you in the face and saying there are mosquitoes, and there is a dead mosquito in someone''s hand. What can you do?


    The leader couldn''t breathe with laughter, pointed to the stage and said, "hahaha... This little guy, oh, I like it so much... Hahaha... Stomachache..."


    Han Hong smiled and couldn''t answer.


    In the backstage of the program, the laughter was also loud, and then almost all the actors shouted collectively, which was awesome.


    Director Liu clapped his legs and laughed: "ha ha! See? This is the blood and humor of daxichuan!"


    ¡­¡­


    Jinmen.


    Guo gangde covered his stomach and kicked his legs on the sofa with a smile: "lying in the slot, ha ha... A divine pen..."


    Guo Dalin also smiled miserably: "lost, Dad, you lost, ha ha..."


    Venting is a great way to decompress. After all, Guo gangde was scared just now.


    After laughing, Guo gangde sat up hard: "it''s a big loss! Ha! Learn more. I can''t catch up with the boy''s current hanging and brain circuit..."


    ¡­¡­


    Yue Yupeng was still crying. After wiping his tears, he sobbed: "I keep the suspected shoes. It turned out to be such a shoe. It scared me."


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you think is the association?"


    "Woo ~"


    "Hahaha..."


    Yue Yupeng cried and laughed: "I... I thought it was, yes, it was... The Chess Association. My father likes playing chess."


    Li Tiezhu: "I also like playing chess."


    Yue Yupeng: "you take advantage of me. I said my father likes playing chess."


    Li Tiezhu asked, "do you like playing chess?"


    Audience: "I like it!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng and said, "your father has enough."


    Yue Yupeng: "get out!"


    "Did you cry? Did you take it?"


    "Yes!"


    "This is the magic of Chinese, the magic of Chinese. Audience friends, is it magic?"


    "Magic -"


    Except for a few of them, they all feel magical and really divine.


    Li Tiezhu said proudly, "look, brother Yue, the audience is convinced. Should you kneel down?"


    "Good!"


    Then Yue Yupeng bent his fingers on the table and knelt.


    Audience: "woo ~"

 Chapter 670

    In fact, what Li Tiezhu said has crossed the line. The humiliation to Xiangxie is self-evident, and the turn behind is just to hide people''s ears and eyes. But so what? The audience loves to watch!


    The audience applauded, the audience cheered, and the audience enjoyed it.


    After all, for the audience who like crosstalk, Yue Yupeng and Yunde society give them happiness, but some people belittle the audience''s preferences as vulgar and stupid. Yunde society can bear it, Yue Yupeng can bear it, but the audience can''t bear it. The audience are emotional creatures... I can bear your mother!


    So the audience heard this paragraph, laughing too much, so that Yue Yupeng did not make complaints about kneeling in Yudu.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t let Yue Yupeng kneel down for him. He watched the staff of the next director group. The timing time was five minutes. Their program was originally planned to be six minutes.


    There''s only one minute left.


    perseverance prevails.


    But... What do you say? The first two stems were nonsense by Li Tiezhu patting his head. Now there are no goods in his head. Look at Yue Yupeng.


    Yue Yupeng didn''t understand Li Tiezhu''s spirit and said, "I admit it! Our Chinese is broad, profound and magical! What else do you have? Let me see it?"


    Li Tiezhu wanted to say no, but he couldn''t. He could only delay time and said:


    "There are so many wonderful things about Chinese. If you want me to say I can talk about dawn tomorrow."


    Yue Yupeng: "is it so magical?"


    Li Tiezhu''s internal injury, do you know anything else? Where''s the stem you prepared? Take two out and give it a head.


    Yue Yupeng felt that his words were too weak and didn''t deserve to be put out. Therefore, he kept hiding. This word was written by an old-fashioned crosstalk screenwriter invited by CCTV. It is high sounding and boring. It is nonsense. The standard is really low enough.


    What Donghai tap water comes from Haidong and so on, old-fashioned slag!


    Yue Yupeng dislikes it, but in order to go to the Spring Festival Gala, he has been holding his nose and reciting the manuscript. In his style, it is impossible to say such a serious and boring crosstalk. Now, with Li Tiezhu at the helm, he is naturally relaxed. Hey, you can do it.


    Li Tiezhu said, "if you believe it, then our program will be almost the same."


    No words.


    Yue Yupeng is in a hurry. It''s not time yet. How can there be such a short crosstalk? I''ve been very long, very long!


    "I believe it or not. You have to let everyone believe it, don''t you?"


    Audience: "yes -"


    Li Tiezhu looks at Yue Yupeng. Are you crazy? Isn''t it good to step down with such dignity?


    Yue Yupeng blinks. Go on. I know you''re good at forcing.


    Li Tiezhu has no words and tears. There is no tacit understanding. Really, there is no tacit understanding!


    No way, such a partner can only continue to support hard. If Qin Tao, he will definitely understand the helplessness in Li Tiezhu''s eyes.


    How difficult it is to drag the number of water words for a long time!


    I don''t know how those sand carvers do it, one by one, water, animals.


    Li Tiezhu said, "another aspect of the magic of Chinese is simplification."


    Yue Yupeng looked left and right: "really? Why didn''t I notice?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s because you are surrounded by a group of chattering and your mouth is busy."


    Yue Yupeng said, "then explain to me how simplified Chinese is."


    Li Tiezhu said, "if you say anything, my translation will always be simpler than yours. If you don''t believe it, try it."


    Yue Yupeng also woke up from the panic just now. The familiar typhoon came back, covered his mouth and showed an obscene look: "really? It''s amazing!"


    Li Tiezhu: "cheap!"


    Yue Yupeng: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "translation! You just six words, I translated one word. Really, it''s amazing, cheap! Is it accurate? Everyone?"


    "Accurate!"


    The audience shouted in unison. It was so accurate.


    Yue Yupeng: "ah, this is the beginning."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Yue Yupeng''s eyes turned and he was not very nervous. His obscene IQ occupied the high ground again: "let me think about it. I''ll give you a cruel one. Um... Yu Qian is hot! Ha ha! Yu Qian is hot! Four words, I think you can be concise."


    "Woo ~"


    The audience booed. This is a routine operation. Who let uncle Yu go to the Spring Festival Gala indirectly? You must shout, or I''m sorry for the donkey.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng.


    Yue Yupeng: "don''t look at me, you say! Simplify! Hey hey!"


    Li Tiezhu: "small people succeed."


    "You care about me."


    "Look at me."


    "Say."


    "Three words, four words reduced to three words, not very face, but fit."


    "Tell me, which three words?"


    The audience was also very curious. At this time, everyone saw that it was really said at the scene. There was no word like that. Although no obvious mistakes can be seen, a little anxiety can be seen from their expressions.


    Li Tiezhu cleared his throat and said, "Yu Qian is hot - Shiniang is happy!"


    Yue Yupeng was at a loss: "how can Shiniang be happy? What do you mean?"


    There are several male audience members under the stage who understand: "woo..."


    The stem of hair is well known to all.


    Yue Yupeng couldn''t help it. He wanted to hold back his untimely smile, but he couldn''t help it. His smile was strange: "puha ha... What do you mean? You... You''re boring! You''re vulgar! What teacher''s mother? Does it have anything to do with you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "why is it vulgar? Shiniang, Taozi is my brother, and Qin Tao''s Shiniang is my Shiniang. Shiniang Le, what''s the matter?"


    Yue Yupeng: "no, you are disrespectful and easy to be misunderstood."


    Li Tiezhu: "why misunderstood? Mr. Yu is young and handsome after a perm. Is it unreasonable for her to be happy?"


    Yue Yupeng: "ah, such a joy?"


    Li Tiezhu turned the microphone directly, and the audience looked at the audience awesome. "So what do you think? Ha ha ha..."


    Yue Yupeng covered his face: "I thought... I thought Shiniang had a perm."


    "Whoa..."


    "How''s it going?"


    "This doesn''t count. Come again, I said... Sun Chao has a stomach trouble."


    "I''ll come."


    "Ho! Listen to the next question, um... Monkey King seventy-two changes."


    "Mao!"


    "Ah? Hahaha... This is appropriate, this is appropriate, it''s all hair... Please listen to the question... Guo gangde."


    "Peach!"


    "Zhao Mushan."


    "Turn!"


    "Hahaha... Burp! Chinese is amazing. Well, it''s a dead end when you go back. Listen to the questions again, Chess Association."


    "With each other."


    "Broken shoes with suspected shoes."


    "With each other."


    "Er, ha ha! I wish myself a longer life than Nanshan. Oh, listen to the question again, Yue Yupeng."


    "Eggs!"


    "Ha ha... I''m crazy, Spring Festival Gala."


    Li Tiezhu stared at Yue Yupeng.


    Two words, you want me to simplify? It''s like crosstalk. It''s not a boxing championship. Do you have to lie down?


    Yue Yupeng: "you say, aren''t you powerful? You say."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m afraid I said, we can''t get the performance fee tonight."


    Yue Yupeng: "it doesn''t matter. As long as you can go out alive."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t promise."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Woo ~"


    The audience and the big men laughed together. Comedy is to offend.


    Li Tiezhu asked rehuman, who was smiling and shrinking under the table: "Uncle rehuman, can I say it?"


    Reherman: "it doesn''t matter. Just say it! It''s full of Cheng Dalong outside."


    This is the first time that there is a live interaction of crosstalk. The key is to answer without thinking. Moreover, the lines are sharp and boastful.


    The audience laughed again.


    Yue Yupeng pretended to be nervous: "stop, ah Zhu, it''s all Cheng Dalong outside."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all my master. What am I afraid of? Buy them some yo Mei at most. Listen, the Spring Festival Gala is two words. My simplification is..."


    Yue Yupeng listened.


    Li Tiezhu: "breathe!"


    Yue Yupeng was stunned: "what? What?"


    The audience was also stunned.


    Li Tiezhu said contemptuously, "haven''t you heard of the Spring Festival Gala?"


    Yue Yupeng shook his head and threw the fat: "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t you know the Chinese pinyin? Eat Wen Chun, Wu An night, eat Wen Wu an asthma. Understand?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Woo ~"


    "Refund! NIMA refund!"


    The audience laughed silly. Is that ok?


    Yue Yupeng: "this can''t! This can''t! We must say it again."


    Li Tiezhu pretended to be embarrassed: "if you want to say the Spring Festival Gala, I will. The Spring Festival Gala itself is concise enough."


    Yue Yupeng smiled: "nonsense, isn''t the abbreviation of the Spring Festival Gala the Spring Festival Gala? Can I let you take advantage of the loophole? It must only be one word, say! Ha ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu: "if I answer, how can I say?"


    Yue Yupeng held his hands high and greeted the audience: "yes, how about calling him crosstalk Teddy?"


    Audience: "good!"


    Li Tiezhu: "then I won''t answer."


    Yue Yupeng: "crosstalk leader, leader, all right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s almost the same. Listen, one word..."


    Yue Yupeng: "yes."


    Li Tiezhu stretched out his thumb: "Spring Festival Gala... Year!"


    Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu and the audience under the stand.


    The audience was stunned for a second and immediately applauded and cheered. This answer - lick to the extreme!


    Equate the Spring Festival Gala with the Chinese new year, which is a good licking skill.


    Who said Li Tiezhu was stupid? The fool is myself.


    Yue Yupeng: "Hey! OK! Do you think he''s right?"


    "Yes!"


    Yue Yupeng said, "then our Chinese is really magical. If we lose, let''s call him..."


    "Crosstalk Teddy!"


    Li Tiezhu: "short! Hey? No......"


    Yue Yupeng: "it''s still streamlined. It''s really streamlined enough. It''s short. Ha ha..."


    Then Yue Yupeng stood up and bowed with Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I think I can save it again."


    Yue Yupeng: "it''s hopeless. Give up."


    Then they bowed together and stepped down amid the enthusiastic applause and cheers of the audience.


    This impromptu crosstalk can only say... It''s great.


    It''s much more fun than many crosstalk with well written words. It''s witty and funny. Don''t say it. The key point is to dare to offend. It''s very top to say what should be said and what shouldn''t be said.


    The host re Herman and Liu Xiaoshi stood on the stage.


    Liu Xiaoshi: "thank Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu for bringing us the crosstalk" magical Chinese ". The crosstalk with a big brain hole is amazing."


    Reherman: "yes, the audience in front of the TV must not know that this crosstalk... Is an impromptu performance without script and rehearsal. This is the first time on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala! They finished it very well!"

 Chapter 671

    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)


    Can you say that?


    Although many viewers can see it, the crosstalk between Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng is very unusual. There is no routine for crosstalk. It is too steep at first. It is completely played on the spot. Of course, the quality is really good, which makes people laugh until they die, but is it really all right to say it directly on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala?


    Everyone is going to pretend collectively that no loopholes have been found.


    Can there be an accident in the Spring Festival Gala?


    (anti theft chapter, replace in half an hour! Excuse me!)

 Chapter 672

    Kyoto, a luxury apartment.


    Chen Ziyang lay on his back on the sofa and rolled with laughter. He was watching Li Tiezhu''s crosstalk playback on his mobile phone: "ha ha... This product is really talented. It helps to spit blood. I like his crosstalk so much."


    Uncle Lin rubbed his eyebrows: "like him? Do you still want to poison him?"


    Chen Ziyang: "don''t I lack someone who writes songs well? He''s very suitable. He can''t sing if he''s dumb."


    "This is the Spring Festival Gala!"


    "The Spring Festival Gala is chaotic. What are you afraid of? There are tens of thousands of backstage actors and staff. It''s strange to find out."


    "But even if he is dumb, he can make movies, and many people want to ask him to write songs. With his current status and ability in the circle, it is impossible to mix with you! Is your brain a decoration?"


    "I know. I just think he sings better than me. It''s... Inappropriate."


    "Are you crazy, sonny?"


    "I''ve been crazy for more than 20 years, ha ha! By the way, has the follow-up been handled?"


    "The jelly shell has disappeared, and the fake dancers are already on their way to the International Airport."


    "Well, I didn''t succeed this time. Continue to work hard next time!"


    "Have you had enough?"


    "No! Li Tiezhu''s popularity depends on his talent, but the more reason is that the opponents he met before are too weak. Of course, it has something to do with his entry into the Xiangjiang circle as soon as he started. The Southern department doesn''t put much pressure on him, and many people still protect him... Ha ha..."


    Chen Ziyang looked at Li Tiezhu''s crosstalk and laughed.


    The entertainment circle is a big circle, but there are three small circles that are very powerful. Kyoto circle, Donghai circle and Xiangjiang circle almost form a monopoly from music to film and television. Like Feng gangpao, ye henara, Wang Feng and others, the strength of the Kyoto circle is general, but the relationship is universal. Yang Mi and Xiao town are backed by the East China Sea circle, with the strongest capital force. There are more leaders in the Xiangjiang circle, but they are not at the peak for a long time.


    Many artists have been in the entertainment industry for decades and have not been able to blend into the three core circles, so they can''t help being popular in drama or singing.


    This kind of person is like a crucian carp crossing the river.


    What is really popular is not necessarily talented, but it must be supported by the core circle. This is the truth of the entertainment industry.


    Li Tiezhu is essentially excluded by the Kyoto circle. He has a good relationship with the East China Sea circle, but he is essentially divided into the Xiangjiang circle. However, most people in the Xiangjiang circle are hostile to him.


    Therefore, in terms of resources and background, Li Tiezhu is not powerful, but he has official support, which is the essence different from other stars.


    Chen Ziyang is different. His father is the big man behind the Xiangjiang circle. His mother has rich contacts in the Kyoto circle and is respected. At the same time, he is also a powerful force in the capital of the East China Sea circle.


    For some unspeakable reasons, now the three circles are praising him with the best resources.


    Therefore, when Chen Ziyang returned from studying in the United States a year ago, it took only half a year to become the hottest new star.


    There is only one song to listen to, only three episodes of variety show, no TV play, two guest films, and a little more advertising.


    But it is red. In popularity, he is now second only to Li Tiezhu and Luhani, much better than Yi Xing, Wang Xiaokai, Xiao Zhen and others.


    For outsiders, this is a mystery.


    Uncle Lin is in his forties. He is not his agent, but the president of a listed company and the housekeeper of Chen Ziyang.


    "Sonny, do you want to go to Kyoto to pay New Year''s greetings in five years?"


    "No, it''s said that I''ll go back to the United States for half a month from tomorrow. What if I find out? I''ll go to jail! I don''t want to step on the sewing machine."


    "It''s someone else. I''m the only one who can give you up."


    "Then I''ll kill you. Where''s my knife?"


    "Why not go to Kyoto?"


    "The steel gun hasn''t apologized to me yet. I''m going back now. I don''t have face. I teased him about vitiligo? A man of dozens of years old has no stomach at all. If he doesn''t apologize, I won''t step into Kyoto all day."


    "Er... He will invite you to have instant boiled mutton tomorrow and bring some clean Young Models..."


    "No! Unspoken rules. Female artists are immoral. We should resolutely put an end to this uncivilized phenomenon, and... What if the young model explodes? It''s not safe! Alas, the atmosphere in the entertainment industry is getting worse and worse these years. It''s painful! Uncle Lin! Where do idols like this entertainment industry lead our young people? That''s why I like Li Tiezhu ! he is a good idol! "


    Chen Ziyang turned off his cell phone and said to Uncle Lin in a very serious tone.


    Like Li Tiezhu, so poison him???


    Uncle Lin knew that his little master was a freak and said silently, "then just eat and drink..."


    Chen Ziyang said, "don''t drink, just eat. Mutton doesn''t deserve good wine!"


    Uncle Lin ignored him and sent a message to Kyoto to get ready. When the little master returned to Beijing, he paid new year''s greetings to the old gentlemen.


    Chen Ziyang took out the freshly baked sweet potato from the oven and turned up the TV. Eat a mouthful of baked sweet potato and drink a mouthful of Maotai. His life is very simple and low-key. He likes to think hard and practice economy.


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    The Spring Festival Gala is going on in an orderly way. It is not affected by Sun Chao at all. However, the following sketches are a little boring. After all, Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng Zhuyu are in front, and they are a little embarrassed.


    In fact, the original crosstalk between Yue Yupeng and Sun Chao will not cause this effect. On the contrary, it is not as good as some sketches behind.


    Lengba has finished the program and comes to Li Tiezhu''s rest room.


    "Zhu''er guessed it long ago?"


    Li Tiezhu was surprised. He didn''t know until he finished the crosstalk that he was poisoned against him.


    Lengba said: "yes, she has already sent messages in the group and is now checking. However, it is said that the traces have been almost erased, and the other party has done very hidden."


    Li Tiezhu said, "but this is the Spring Festival Gala, CCTV."


    Lengba: "yes! So the other party''s hands and eyes are open. Up to now, CCTV is the most blind. They can''t find anything."


    Li Tiezhu was silent. He couldn''t figure out who would do such a thing. Too many people were offended.


    Destroy your voice?


    Vicious to the extreme. Also arrogant to the extreme.


    Lengba said, "zhu''er said to be careful, just in case the other party has a second hand. I''ll go now and get a car. When you finish the performance, you can directly come to the underground parking lot. Rabbit smashed and said, no one can believe it now. Be careful to drive a ship for thousands of years."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, not angry.


    Not long after lengba left, Yi Xing, Wang Xiaokai, Wu Lei and others who finished the performance also came to see Li Tiezhu. They all heard that someone poisoned Li Tiezhu and injured Sun Chao by mistake. Of course, this matter will be strictly investigated, but it is absolutely impossible to publish it, which will damage the image of CCTV.


    Then, Li Tiezhu changed his clothes, made a hairstyle and went to the waiting area to wait for the performance.


    His program is behind the songs of Jackie Chan, Chen xuanmai and Deng Lun, and the queue is also behind them.


    Deng Lun and Li Tiezhu met in where''s dad? At this time, they came over and comforted, "are you okay? I''m stupid. This kind of thing is incredible."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "nothing! It''s good not to eat snacks."


    Seeing that he could still joke, dun roon talked with him and went back.


    Jackie Chan took a look at Li Tiezhu and said nothing. On the contrary, Chen xuanmai, who belongs to the Xiangjiang circle, came to talk.


    "Thank you, brother. I''m fine."


    "This kind of thing was very common in the Xiangjiang circle in the past. It''s rarely heard in the mainland. Be careful yourself."


    "I know."


    "Also, tell your master that he can''t come to you."


    "Oh, that''s right."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly walked to Cheng Dalong: "master."


    The surrounding actors and staff automatically backed away.


    "Good thing! It means you are really red and purple."


    "Don''t be kidding."


    "Who''s kidding you? If you want to joke, I''ll find a beautiful actress. What are you kidding?"


    Cheng Dalong dislikes Tao.


    Li Tiezhu touched his nose.


    Cheng Dalong said, "don''t worry. After this today, there will be more and more similar things. Because you are so popular that people will do anything. This kind of thing is inevitable."


    Li Tiezhu is a little disappointed. Why is this circle like this? He used to know that the entertainment industry was dirty, but he didn''t expect it to be so evil.


    Jackie Chan: "I jumped the building, so now I take my assistant and bodyguard when I go out. Li Xiaojie''s agent was slammed, so his bodyguard and assistant are also carefully selected. Many artists are like this. Do you think it''s just pomp? We''re all curious about how long you can live without your assistant and bodyguard for more than two years. Other people in the circle bet on this. Haven''t you heard? You''re just lucky, but you''re not sure That''s it. "


    In fact, songzhu''er and lengba have already asked Li Tiezhu to be a bodyguard. He has been perfunctory and didn''t promise.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "why?"


    Cheng Dalong took Li Tiezhu''s shoulder: "Boy! When you are popular, you have everything, such as fame, money, power and women, but there are a number of these things. If you take more, others will take less or can''t get it. Someone always wants you to die. The world can be noble or evil. At the age of 20, with three Grammy Awards, the box office of the film may reach 10 billion. You are a huge target! Just like Zhou Xingxing and I in those years , many people flatter you, but others want you to kneel in front of him and lick his feet. "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not like a bird on the construction site? If you do a good job today, they''ll beat you up in the toilet."


    Jackie Chan: "why do you think it will be different? Everything is the same. What do you want to do?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "find out and kill him."


    Jackie Chan: "can''t find out? Can''t do it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you can''t find out, you can''t do it."


    Cheng Dalong smiled: "go! Ordinary artists are made, stars are held, and superstars must be made. Of course, most die on the road of superstars, and few live to the end."


    This is the first time Cheng Dalong taught Li Tiezhu anything.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a long time. When he wanted to say thank you, master had already performed on the stage.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu also appeared on the stage. One song "have money to go home for the Chinese New Year" and the other song "compendium of Materia Medica", the performance was very stable and the effect was very good.


    At the end of the performance, Li Tiezhu calmly changed his clothes and removed his makeup. After greeting the director group and master, he went to the underground parking lot accompanied by master''s bodyguards and boarded the car lengba got from Li Tiezhu''s company.


    The time has come to half past eleven, and the car is heading for the western suburbs. Li Tiezhu has made a dark video on the tiktok.


    "Don''t let me know who you are. Happy New Year!"

 Chapter 673

    Some netizens naively think that Li Tiezhu is paying New Year''s greetings to fans, and Tong needle big boy explodes his name in the comment area below. The smarter netizens noticed something wrong.


    The voice review area is tiktok:


    "My name is Zhao Dabao."


    "Liu Xiaoming."


    "I''m Qin Shihuang, making money."


    "It seems that Sun Chao''s diarrhea is not simple!"


    "Serious brother, are you asking the murderer?"


    "What murderer?"


    "It is said on the Internet that Sun Chao was poisoned."


    "How could it be? Brain cripples watch too much? That''s the Spring Festival Gala."


    "Who doesn''t want to live to poison the Spring Festival Gala?"


    "Who dares to monitor so much?"


    "It is said that he wanted to poison Li Tiezhu. As a result, Sun Chao was recruited..."


    "The details are not clear, but someone really poisoned backstage and slipped away without leaving any trace."


    "It''s the same as real, Spy Drama?"


    "My sister is a dancer in the Spring Festival Gala. Something really happened, so Li Tiezhu''s temporary partner Yue Yupeng went to talk about crosstalk."


    "Look carefully at the words sent by Li Tiezhu. It''s really unusual..."


    A user called "Maotai baked sweet potato" left a message saying: "who knows Li Tiezhu doesn''t like jelly? What do you like to eat?"


    It''s provocative.


    No one paid attention to this message because there was no information about jelly.


    Li Tiezhu noticed and replied, "I like to eat bean curd, the spicy one."


    Then, he sent screenshots to Zhang Xiaomeng and Chen Jianjun and asked them to use the resources of penguin technology department and Red Star rabbit to check the suspicious account. Although today is the new year''s Eve, Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to trouble everyone, but when things are urgent, they can only be lucky to suffer.


    After that, Li Tiezhu gave the old men in Shudu a video and chatted with them. Of course, he couldn''t tell them about his poisoning.


    ¡­¡­


    In a luxury apartment on the Fifth Ring Road in Kyoto.


    Lin tiktok said, "what are you doing with Li Tiezhu''s voice?"


    Chen Ziyang put down his mobile phone and ate a cold baked sweet potato: "let''s organize some reliable hackers over there. Pay attention to who will check this number and their ability. This is called knowing yourself and the enemy. We all know that Li Tiezhu has a powerful hacker organization in his hand. Explore the bottom first so as not to suffer losses in the future."


    Instead of using mobile phone to send the message, he ordered the men of the us to get a voice account tiktok called Moutai baked sweet potato.


    Uncle Lin rubbed his eyebrows: "don''t play. You''d better consider paying a new year''s call in Kyoto next time. The old people are not happy that you''re mixed in the entertainment circle."


    Chen Ziyang said, "aren''t we in Kyoto?"


    Uncle Lin: "don''t you often say that out of 49 cities, it''s not Kyoto?"


    Chen Ziyang: "to be exact, it''s not Kyoto outside the Forbidden City. Ah... I suddenly thought that an old Hong Kong star was stabbed at a low-end activity."


    Uncle Lin: "what do you want to do?"


    Chen Ziyang: "I want to... Customize a set of soft armor for myself, just like in martial arts."


    Uncle Lin: "


    Chen Ziyang: "why don''t I go to learn martial arts from Li Tiezhu? He fights thieves and is very popular. After learning it, if the old man in the high wall and deep courtyard forces again, I''ll beat out his nose blood!"


    Uncle Lin: "Sonny, that''s your grandfather."


    Chen Ziyang: "grandpa doesn''t have nosebleed? I don''t believe it."


    ¡­¡­


    The Spring Festival Gala is over and a new year has come.


    Han Hong helped the leader of the art troupe out of the studio, but the leader threw away her hand. Her body is still very strong. There is no problem working for another ten years.


    "You''re not such a flatterer. Helping someone is like kidnapping."


    "What the leader said is."


    "Yo, I didn''t answer back today? It''s incredible."


    "Didn''t I grow up? I''m almost fifty."


    "You''re not growing up. You have miscellaneous thoughts. Apart from the child you adopted, you can count Li Tiezhu?"


    The leader turned into a corridor, took out his cigarette, and the accompanying guard helped light it.


    Han Hong did not speak, revealing a bright smiling face. She grew up in a difficult, single parent family, and her image is not good. She can stand out and rely on the leadership. Although they have great strength, which of the general troupes of literature and art has no strength?


    At this time, Cheng Dalong came out of nowhere, leaned over and said with a smile, "leader, let''s go. I''ll buy you a drink."


    The leader nodded: "wait a minute."


    Then he handed a cigarette to Cheng Dalong. The latter took it and lit it without talking. He waited aside and nodded to Han Hong.


    Han Hong quietly winked at Cheng Dalong while the leader didn''t pay attention. Cheng Dalong nodded clearly.


    It''s all about Li Tiezhu.


    Jackie Chan is a personal genius. On the contrary to Zhou Xingxing, he can quickly integrate into the core circle and gain decisive influence in Xiangjiang, the United States and the mainland.


    There are many capable people and many geniuses in this world, but there are several superstars. Behind everyone''s fame, there are unique skills to watch the house.


    After half a cigarette, the sweaty crosstalk artist XXX ran over. Obviously, he was very lucky and hard to find.


    He also has channels. He knows that Sun Chao was poisoned and specially came to clarify. This has nothing to do with him, but his way of blocking the door and swearing also led to Sun Chao''s poisoning. Although it seems that he indirectly "saved" Li Tiezhu, it''s a big deal and provoked too many people, so he had to come up with a statement.


    "Leader! I... I made a mistake."


    Cheng Dalong took out his handkerchief and went up to wipe XXX''s sweat in person. Although they were almost the same age, the Wushen of furniture city was not in vain. The man wanted to hide. Cheng Dalong got rid of it three times, five times and two times and wiped two hands severely.


    Then Cheng Dalong directly threw his handkerchief on the ground, kicked it and said, "this is over. My apprentice can''t be disciplined by others."


    XXX is mixed with shame and anger, but there is nothing to do.


    Cheng Dalong is much better than him. Even in front of big leaders, he is different. He and Han Hong had to bow and bow and flatter. Cheng Dalong was respected, but they were talking about friends.


    The leader said, "I heard that Guo gangde is a good man. You can have tea together when you are free."


    In consternation and fear, XXX nodded: "I see! Thank you for your guidance."


    The leader found that director Liu was waiting not far away from the Spring Festival Gala, waved and said, "go, don''t make mistakes again. There are few opportunities for people to make mistakes all their life."


    No next time.


    The leader of the association walked away with his tail between his legs.


    Director Liu came over and said, "leader, we will strictly investigate what happened tonight."


    His attitude was tough and correct, and he didn''t shirk it at all.


    The leader looked at Cheng Dalong and Han Hong and said to Director Liu, "it''s very likely that nothing can be found out. Monkeys who dare to rob meat from tigers are usually not afraid of tigers. Anyway... In this matter, Li Tiezhu has been wronged and Yunde society has been punished. What should be compensated should be in place."


    Director Liu: "the head office will have a charter, and it also attaches great importance to it."


    The leader put out the smoke and said with a smile, "yes! I''m not a system with you, or I''ll give you an opinion. However, Tiezhu is a good child. Don''t let him destroy it."


    Director Liu: "that can''t! Our head office treats him as a baby."


    The leader nodded and said to Han Hongcheng Dalong, "that''s it! Drink."


    Director Liu sent the three people and their entourage into the elevator.


    Han Hong looked at Cheng Dalong: "I''m not happy! I want to swear."


    Jackie Chan: "if we were brothers in Xiangjiang in those days, we would sweep away with hundreds of people... But this is the mainland."


    In fact, at their level, they all understand.


    Those who dare to act on CCTV are either clever and hidden and will not be found out, or they respect their status and have strong strength and are not afraid to be found out, or... Both.


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu and lengba return to songzhu''er''s apartment. It''s almost one o''clock in the morning.


    The three people did not celebrate the new year at all. They cleaned up the backstage of today''s Spring Festival Gala, reported some details to the military rabbit, and then went to sleep.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu went to the police station to learn about the situation, and then bought some gifts with songzhuer to give Han Hong, Liu le and Tengger respectively. Of course, they also asked about yesterday. This kind of thing is confidential to the public, but insiders can hardly fool it.


    The investigation of the incident has been preliminarily completed, and the information obtained from the investigation is very little.


    First of all, the actor who gave Li Tiezhu jelly sneaked in with a forged pass. His identity has been confirmed, but he flew to the United States last night. The clue was broken.


    Secondly, the jelly shell that Sun Chao threw into the trash can disappeared. The monitoring did not capture who took the jelly shell. During this period, several actors approached the trash can and formed a shelter, and then the jelly shell disappeared.


    Finally, in Li Tiezhu''s lounge, I found a third jelly with a post it note saying "spicy tofu brain". However, in order to ensure the privacy of the actors, there was no monitoring installed in the lounge, so there was no clue.


    Spicy bean curd?


    Li Tiezhu smiled. This guy is a little arrogant! This is Li Tiezhu''s tiktok reply yesterday.


    In the afternoon, after returning home, news came from Zhang Xiaomeng and Red Star rabbit respectively. The tiktok account was overseas account, and they were caught in the black after entering the food. They had a relatively fierce offensive and defensive battle, but there was still no clue.


    It seems that this matter is likely to become a pending case.


    Songzhu''er doesn''t care. He has begun to recruit security personnel for Li Tiezhu.


    "In order to be credible, I contacted the black children. Anyway, they are your brain powder and have excellent practical experience, which is more reliable than domestic security."


    Li Tiezhu did not refuse this time: "OK... Those guys are still very pure, as pure as zombies."


    Songzhuer said, "they will arrive around 8 o''clock tonight. I''ve asked brother Meng to help arrange their accommodation and life."


    Li Tiezhu: "so urgent?"


    Matsushita: "it''s their hurry. Hearing that you were poisoned is as excited as hearing the outbreak of zombies. They immediately bought air tickets and came without talking about the price. You''re their God, ha! Mainly, you''re going to the premiere of" people in an embarrassing way "in the early morning of tonight. You''d better not be careless."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and looked at lengba. The woman had a question mark on her face.


    Lengba: "what zombie?"

 Chapter 674

    The 12 person half price contract security team sent by sleepy dragon and fengbaobao group''s high tower security company, led by Blake Bujia and frowacohen, arrived in Kyoto that night and settled in Li Tiezhu''s studio and home.


    Of course, they just did a preliminary investigation of potential hazards and left. Only when Li Tiezhu went out did they send someone to protect him.


    At 9:30 p.m., Li Tiezhu led the main creators of "people in the embarrassing way" to prepare for the premiere at a cinema in Kyoto.


    There are many directors and stars in Kyoto circle, Xiangjiang circle and Donghai circle. Although they can''t compare with the luxury lineup of Kung Fu premiere, they are also the only one in low-cost films.


    Li Tiezhu chats with Xu Shanzheng and Luhani in a lounge. Aunt Tao Hong, the producer, is in charge of the on-site work. The three of them are not qualified to give directions.


    Big head and fat deer are most concerned about the poisoning incident last night. Of course, it seems that they can''t understand it at present.


    Black wa''er opened the door, handed a large bowl of wide noodles to Li Tiezhu, and then stood in one corner. With a black suit, sunglasses and a strong physique, the black baby looks cool.


    Fat deer smiled: "wow... Your investment is a little huge! It looks much more professional than my bodyguard. I''m afraid the black man has more than 200 kilograms."


    Li Tiezhu smelled it, and his face was very fragrant. It seemed that it should be the unique secret recipe of aenpera. He said to Luhani: "Aren''t they worried about my safety? I also found that some people really don''t have a lower limit. It''s better to be safe. This is from the former Marine Corps. When I go to Grammy, it''s the security they provide. It''s world-class security capability and third rate price. It''s very cost-effective."


    Xu Shanzheng: "fart! These foreigners are bluffing. If they are really first-class and absolutely quote a super first-class price, how can they give you a cheap price?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s really a 50% discount."


    Xu Shanzheng: "that must be like goods. Those who are really powerful have gone to protect dignitaries and big chaebols. They will get you a little star?"


    The black child suddenly made a sound and said, "Oh, it''s a superstar!"


    Xu Shan couldn''t be corrected. He touched his bald head: "ah? Ah... Can speak Xichuan dialect? NIMA is still a little magical."


    Luhani: "ha ha... I have a stomachache."


    Li Tiezhu said: "their company has first-class security capability and excellent cooking skills. In the future, I will attend activities outside. They will be responsible for providing food many times. This bowl of noodles is made by them. It seems to be made in advance and put it in the incubator. It is said that there are ovens, frying pans and microwave ovens in their car."


    The black child proudly raised his chest: "there are also barbecue machine, mandarin duck hot pot, refrigerator, casserole and Teppanyaki. If it''s not blowing, it''s just blowing. The hot pot barbecue is one-stop, roast duck, marinated chicken, sauce plate goose, iron plate squid, casserole fish. Order casually! The menu is because we can do everything!"


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani laughed at the same time. They all felt that Li Tiezhu had been fooled miserably. This NIMA is definitely not a serious security company. Who does the serious security company cook? When we didn''t invite it?


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the bowl and said, "they also provide food feeding service. Come on, black baby, feed me noodles."


    The black child was a little shy: "boss, it''s too much. Don''t have to feed."


    Li Tiezhu: "then you give me a pair of chopsticks!"


    "Oh, oh, forget to beg."


    The black boy turned and left. His sunglasses were so dark that he almost hit the door. He took off his sunglasses and found the door handle to open the door.


    Luhani: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Xu Shanzheng: "talent! This security company looks professional."


    Li Tiezhu can''t argue. He''s really professional.


    Didi


    The "mind damage system" in the system began to turn red again.


    Li Tiezhu thought that the black baby would be educated by the system. I have no way. The system is out of control.


    Songzhuer suddenly ran in and brought Li Tiezhu a plate of fruit platter: "don''t worry, I brought the fruit from home."


    Xu Shan joked: "what if the water for washing fruit is poisonous?"


    Matsushita: "I didn''t wash it."


    Luhani: "what if the toothpick is poisonous?"


    Songzhu''er scratched his head: "yes, roar! You two eat first. They''ll be fine later. Tiezhu, you''re eating."


    Xu Shanzheng and Luhani couldn''t laugh.


    Matsushita: "eat!"


    Seeing that they ate fruit, songzhuer left and went outside to give small gifts to the guests. Today''s gift is the doll of the two protagonists of "people in the embarrassing way" specially customized by her in a factory.


    When songzhu''er left, Li Tiezhu took a toothpick and ate wide noodles until heiwa''er brought a fork. The task was taken in a hurry. They didn''t have time to prepare well, so there were no chopsticks in the car.


    After a while, it was almost ten o''clock. Li Tiezhu and his three people also went to the No. 1 screening hall to say hello to the coming guests. Heiwa''er and another security guard followed closely, and the whole process was very serious.


    "Director Feng, who is this?"


    When Li Tiezhu came to Feng gangpao, he found a strange little fresh meat beside him.


    Feng gangpao first said to the little fresh meat, "this is Li Tiezhu. Next to him are Xu Shanzheng and Luhani. Do you know each other?"


    Xu Shan Zheng frowned slightly. The order and tone of the introduction are somewhat humble. He doesn''t know the little fresh meat.


    Luhani came up and shook hands with the little fresh meat: "hello."


    He obviously knows.


    The other party is also very modest: "brother Lu, just call me Xiao Yang or sonny."


    Luhani said with a smile, "I dare not. Young master, you''d better call me fawn, ha ha ha."


    Xu Shan nodded uncontrollably and remembered who it was.


    Feng gangpao also introduced Li Tiezhu: "this is Chen Ziyang, a famous young master in our Kyoto circle. He likes your music and movies very much and says you are his idol. This is not... After eating instant boiled mutton in the evening, he asked me to bring him, so I invited him. Don''t you delay your business?"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care: "it''s okay, it''s okay, there are still many seats. Isn''t Chen Ziyang? Welcome, just sit down."


    Chen Ziyang nodded: "OK! Brother Zhu is busy. Let''s find a place to sit by ourselves. We''ll trouble you uninvited."


    Li Tiezhu: "nothing! They are all friends."


    "Yo! Pillar! Are you okay?"


    Suddenly, another small fresh meat rushed over from a distance, moving rapidly and hugging Li Tiezhu.


    The two security guards almost took out their swing sticks and rushed up. Fortunately, they were stopped by the black baby.


    "Who? Get up!"


    Li Tiezhu pushed it away.


    Xiao Zhen seemed to be unstable at his feet. He staggered and shook his hand.


    Pop!


    Impartial, solid and solid, he threw it on Chen Ziyang''s face.


    Chen Ziyang was stunned on the spot.


    Having never been beaten in his life, he felt the burning pain for the first time, and his brain was buzzing with melon seeds.


    Xiao Zhen wondered, "hey? Ziyang is here too? Sorry, I didn''t see you. How''s it? Does it hurt? Isn''t your nose deformed?"


    Feng gangpao said angrily, "how do you hit people? Young master, are you... All right?"


    Xiao Zhen looked at Chen Ziyang: "did I hit you? It must be a mistake! Right?"


    Chen Ziyang blushed, covered his face and squeezed out a smile: "it''s all right, I''m all right! Xiao Zhen just didn''t stand firm, it shouldn''t be intentional. All right, let''s stop blocking here and don''t affect brother Zhu''s film premiere."


    With that, he took Feng gangpao and left.


    Feng gangpao whispered, "that''s it? What a fart is that thing in Xiao town?"


    Chen Ziyang said, "they didn''t mean it, ha ha."


    Luhani next to him has a round mouth. Wow, he just ate a big melon. Although he knows that the capital behind Xiao town doesn''t deal with Chen Ziyang, they rob resources very hot, Luhani didn''t expect Xiao town to be so fierce.


    How dare this one fight?


    Li Tiezhu pulled over Xiao town and said, "what are you doing?"


    Xiao Zhen: "I dreamed last night that he pushed you out with resources and contacts."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Do you think I''ll believe it? You must have a grudge.


    "Oh! It hurts..."


    "Don''t pull it out!"


    "Take it easy!"


    "Be careful not to hurt people."


    "Somebody, take down the chair. Don''t move, young master."


    Li Tiezhu and others looked at it and saw that Chen Ziyang was leaning against the chair in a very strange posture. One arm was stuck in the gap between the chair cushion and the backrest. It seemed that the chair was broken and could not be pulled out.


    Chen Ziyang screamed with pain.


    Feng gangpao said anxiously, "find the staff and dismantle the chair."


    Songzhuer came over with two dolls in his arms and said, "you can''t dismantle them! It''s unlucky to dismantle the chairs at the premiere."


    Feng gangpao: "DUT, when is it?"


    Songzhuer said, "let me come! You hold this sister and I''ll kick the back of the chair away. Don''t worry, I''m always cheating! Hey, ha!"


    Without giving the other party a chance to refute, songzhuer raised his foot and kicked it up. Without aiming, he kicked Chen Ziyang''s arm.


    Chen Ziyang: "ah --"


    Xiao Zhen quickly flashed past, hugged Chen Ziyang and dragged him out: "bamboo kick, I''ll pull it out!"


    Feng gangpao: "pull out your sister, go away."


    Songzhu''er said, "bear it. That didn''t count! Hey, ha Shang!"


    Bang.


    The back of the chair kicked a seam, and then bounced back quickly, clamping more tightly.


    Chen Ziyang: "ah! It hurts! Call the fire brigade!"


    Feng gangpao: "bamboo, stop and call the fire..."


    Songzhu''er has stepped back a few steps, ran in groups and kicked: "Hey, ha Shang!!!"


    Bang.


    The back of the chair has a big crack and can be pulled out.


    Xiao Zhen pulled Chen Ziyang in and stuck half his shoulder in.


    This


    Chen Ziyang: "Oh, oh, ah..."


    Feng gangpao: "you are so special!"


    Xiao Zhen: "I thought the forces were mutual. If you put them inside, they can bounce out."


    "Get out of the way! I''ll come."


    Black wah''er went up, broke open the chair with one hand and carried out the screaming Chen Ziyang with the other.


    Then the black child reached out and pinched Chen Ziyang''s arm: "it''s broken."


    Xiao Zhen: "I don''t believe it. I''ll try."


    Then he went to pinch it.


    Chen Ziyang: "ah..."


    Xiao Zhen: "it seems to be broken."


    Matsushita: "really? I''ll try it, too."


    Chen Ziyang: "don''t try. It''s really broken. Uncle Feng, find someone to take me to the hospital."


    Feng gangpao quickly called someone.


    After another burst of noise, Chen Ziyang was sent away.


    Songzhuer said, "there was something wrong with the little sister just now. I saw her reach into the chair to buckle the feet of the children passing by behind, and then she got stuck."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Eh? How did the color of "psychic damage system" return to normal?

 Chapter 675

    So... What kind of spiritual damage did the black child receive?


    He can''t see his dark face!


    Li Tiezhu felt puzzled. Didn''t he just go up to help save the little fresh meat? She was also seduced by several female artists nearby. How could she be hurt by her heart?


    Isn''t the system aimed at him? Who can it be?


    Chen Ziyang? It doesn''t make sense. I have no enemies with him, and... He suffered physical injury.


    There was no chance to think at all. Li Tiezhu was soon dragged by Xu Shanzheng to pick up the guests. His chaotic little head immediately forgot this stubble.


    Soon, the premiere of "people in the embarrassing way" began, as usual.


    Different from big productions such as Kung Fu, "people in the embarrassing way" costs only tens of millions. It can''t be ranked in the number at the Spring Festival, and the premiere is relatively low-key and simple.


    First of all, the venue was not closed, but the No. 1 screening hall, the largest in the cinema, was requisitioned.


    Secondly, we didn''t invite too many big stars and media.


    Finally, the time is only 30 minutes. It starts at 10:00, ends at 10:30 and starts to show the film, so as to end at 12:00 without delaying the midnight broadcast in the cinema.


    Even so, there are still many artists coming to support, and the media are coming from all ages, mainly because the three leading stars of the film are very big.


    When it comes to media questions, these people''s questions are wonderful.


    "Mr. Xu Shanzheng, why does your image in the film have hair?"


    "That''s a wig, isn''t it realistic?"


    "Of course I know it''s a wig. I''m just curious. Why do you ask this character to have hair? Is it because of inferiority complex? Or do you miss having hair?"


    "It''s the role designed by Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "cough! This reporter, I advised Mr. guoshanzheng and Chen Yisen to have a hair transplant together, but he ignored me. So I wanted to get him a wig, let him see his face after hair transplant, and let him shake."


    "And then? Did he waver?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m shaken. It seems that his appearance doesn''t need hair transplantation. He wastes money."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Luhani, why did you come to the film?"


    "Tiezhu invited me here. We are brothers. Of course I want to support him in making movies."


    "Are you sure you''re not here to tear down the stage? The box office and reputation of Donghai fortress..."


    "Which media do you belong to? I want to block you, hahaha... Which pot doesn''t open and which pot to mention!"


    Li Tiezhu: "this reporter friend, I think you have a certain prejudice. Is it because of his acting skills and box office appeal that I invited brother Lu to film? Uncle Shan and I can compete in these two aspects! He is here to improve the average appearance of male actors in our crew."


    Luhani: "yes, I''m a selfie. What talent does wood have?"


    Li Tiezhu: "unfortunately, I''m still a little fat."


    Luhani: your uncle


    "Songzhuer, do you get paid for making people in the embarrassing way?"


    "No."


    "Why not pay?"


    "Because it''s all your own money! Are you stupid? Do you think you''ll turn your left hand over your right hand after taking the film pay? We have to pay taxes? We won''t make false accounts and yin-yang contracts, so we can only reasonably avoid taxes!"


    "As far as I know, this film is invested by Li Tiezhu company. You and he are just boyfriend and girlfriend."


    "I have all his salary cards. His is mine, mine or mine."


    "Well, then you..."


    "We are engaged this summer."


    "If... In case..."


    "We won''t break up. We''re not in love. We live."


    Li Tiezhu: "save me some face? Spicy claws."


    Songzhuer said, "Oh! I bought the house we live in now. I paid the property management fee, water and electricity fee, cleaning fee, and the car he drove before he bought the car is also mine. How? Do you have face?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Xu Shan quarreled and laughed, and Luhani beat his thigh.


    Songzhu''er said strangely, "Why are you laughing? He is so excellent. My mother knitted sweaters for him. I didn''t wear the sweaters my mother knitted, only Wangcai."


    Li Tiezhu: "please! Be a quiet and beautiful girl."


    Songzhuer stopped talking and was obedient.


    The reporters threw the question to lengba, who pretended to be transparent in the corner. She had few scenes and just came to join the fun.


    "Lengba, do you have a pay?"


    "Yes! 100000."


    "Why do you get paid? Aren''t you afraid to pay taxes?"


    "Paying taxes is the responsibility and obligation of every Chinese citizen. Why are you afraid of paying taxes? You have a problem with your three outlooks."


    "However, songzhuer said it was all his own money..."


    "What does that have to do with me? This reporter asks you to pay attention to the way you ask questions. Don''t believe the rumors on the Internet. The rumors stop at the mentally retarded, the weak... And the wise. Mr. Li Tiezhu and I are innocent. We are just communication at work, and we are not even friends in private."


    "But many photos of you and Li Tiezhu were taken on the Internet. You bought him clothes..."


    "Really? I don''t believe it."


    "But..."


    "Nothing, but I''m on the rise now. I won''t fall in love. Even if I fall in love, I can''t talk to Li Tiezhu. He doesn''t accord with my aesthetics. There aren''t many blind people like songzhuer."


    Songzhuer nodded: "right!"


    The reporter was silenced.


    Luhani and Xu Shan fight and look at each other. This woman can. How can she be so righteous? Not even a dim sum?


    Li Tiezhu is used to it. Recently, lengba has been treating Li Tiezhu with this strange attitude. He is too skilled and justifiable. Li Tiezhu has been a QJ prisoner eight times in two days. It''s interesting to think about it.


    The reporter asked Li Tiezhu again: "excuse me, it is said that the poisoning incident occurred in the Spring Festival Gala last night. The object was you, but Sun Chao was unfortunately poisoned. Is it true?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Sun Chao had a bad stomach and CCTV made an announcement."


    "But everyone says that''s not the truth."


    "You should ask CCTV."


    "Who do you think wants to hurt you? And what makes you not poisoned and Sun Chao poisoned?"


    "Can you ask me some questions? Today is the press conference of the film" people in an embarrassing way. "


    "Well... Do you think the box office of" people in embarrassment "can surpass that of" Kung Fu "


    "It''s said that Zhou Xingxing helped to direct a section of" people in an embarrassing way ". Do you think your directing skills are strong or Zhou Xingxing is better?"


    "Why did Zhou Xingxing, who never gives a guest appearance, come to give you a guest appearance? Do you have any handle on him?"


    "Forget it, I''d better answer the so-called poisoning. I gave Sun Chao two expired jellies. He had diarrhea. That''s it. There are poisoning events. I poisoned Sun Chao, so I can only carry the pot and say cross talk for him on stage."


    "No! Why do you avoid the topic? Do you have the handle of Zhou Xingxing in your hand?"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly panicked in the face of the reporter''s pressing questions. There are some, but I can''t say! His affair with Huang Yiyi is a private affair.


    The reporters immediately became interested in gossip.


    Black baby and another security guard stood under the stage. All the people sent this time understood Chinese, so the security brother was a little curious.


    "Blake Bouguer, why did that lady Cody belittle Ayn Pella in public? And it''s true. She seems to hate him very much. But we all know that she also lived in the villa when she investigated the security risks of the villa two hours ago. She has a close relationship and seems to be one of Ayn Pella''s girlfriends."


    "This is to avoid suspicion. She is a very excellent actress, isn''t she?"


    "But I think it''s strange why Ian Pella can have two different girlfriends. It''s immoral."


    "No, you''re wrong. It''s part of Chinese traditional culture."


    "Really? I love China so much."


    "Didn''t you say immoral?"


    "That''s for others. I''m immoral myself!"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    They both used English and whispered, but no one heard them.


    The premiere ceremony was over. In a word, it was a failure. The reporters always crooked the building and the donkey couldn''t pull it back. All the main creators were somewhat discouraged. Unexpectedly, the atmosphere in the penguin live studio was very hot. Li Tiezhu, it was improper that was the correct way to open it.


    Then, we began to play the main film of "people in the embarrassing way".


    Soon, the sound of laughter came to mind in the screening hall. There was no urine in the whole process.


    The one who laughed the most outrageous was the bodyguard heiwa''er sitting next to Li Tiezhu. Because he was in the first row, he simply sat on the ground behind him and leaned against the chair. He laughed and beat the ground.


    A bodyguard, a professional black veteran bodyguard, smile so low?


    When Niu Geng was sleeping and driving, the black child grabbed Li Tiezhu''s leg and burst into laughter: "Wow, hahaha... Hahaha! Hahaha! The dog really fell asleep, hit the dream foot, and died of laughter... Wuhu! Hahaha..."


    Zero, the show is over.


    The directors, artists and media friends in screening hall 1 stood up and applauded one after another.


    It''s not a compliment, but a heartfelt applause. Such a small budget film can make people laugh from beginning to end. It''s really valuable. Although there are no special effects and cool lenses, it is a good film that can make people happy in one step.


    Li Tiezhu and others put their hands together, bowed and thanked, and then sent the artists and media away.


    Then, the crew members also broke up and didn''t have a dinner, because it''s the new year and everyone is very busy.


    A day later, "people in the embarrassing way" came out at the box office on the first day.


    First day box office: 42 million. After deducting various shares and taxes, the net income is about 14 million.


    Film arrangement rate: 7%.


    The results are not ideal, but they are also expected.


    The box office performance on the first day was far lower than that of other three-step blockbusters, including 140 million in Kung Fu, 100 million in wandering earth and 90 million in crazy aliens.


    The film arrangement rate is also relatively low. The attendance rate is OK, but it can''t compare with the three films.


    Xu Shanzheng called Li Tiezhu. He was still in good condition and was not hit because the total investment was only more than 30 million. The box office on the first day is not high, but according to this trend, there are still 500 million or 600 million box offices. The film can get close to 200 million, which has made a lot of money.


    Li Tiezhu is a little unwilling, mainly because of the system task. This film does not break one billion. When and how can he break ten billion at the box office? Kung Fu alone?

 Chapter 676

    "Big brother! We only invested 30 million! It''s a good box office. Besides, you can see what competitors are in the same period. Just have a film arrangement. The first one has a good reputation, and the second one directly increases investment to do a big ticket!"


    Xu Shanzheng comforts Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "no! My directing level is too low. Why don''t you direct the next one?"


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''m so close to you. You''d better come and explore more by yourself and watch more movies."


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK."


    Xu Shanzheng: "I''ll tell you a happy thing."


    Li Tiezhu: "you say."


    Xu Shan fought for cheapness and said, "according to the data I just read, your master''s magic detective Pu Songling was released for four days, with a total box office of 80 million, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... This makes me suddenly feel that life is full of hope."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Hey, hey."


    It''s all set off by the master!


    Li Tiezhu''s mental state is much better. Shifu still loves me.


    A professional film critic team estimated the final box office data of major films in the Spring Festival online, as follows:


    Kung Fu 3.5 billion+


    Wandering earth 3 billion+


    Crazy aliens 2.5 billion+


    Galloping life: 1.5 billion+


    "People in trouble" 600 million+


    Magic detective Pu Songling 150 million+


    It is estimated that the total box office of the Spring Festival this year may exceed 11 billion, a full increase of more than 2 billion over last year. Moreover, different from the previous Spring Festival, the single winner takes all, this year is a bit of a blooming flower.


    The dark horse "wandering earth" was not favored by people before, but it performed very strongly and its reputation kept rising. It looked like it was going to compete for the championship with Kung Fu. Some people say that "wandering earth" blew up the door of Chinese science fiction locked by "fortress in the East China Sea" and @ Luhani.


    Luhani said that I''m just an actor and have no acting skills.


    In addition, many professional film critics have made sharp criticisms of "people in embarrassment". At the moment when the Spring Festival files are produced at a high level, the professional level of "people in embarrassment" is really embarrassing.


    They listed a lot with good reasons, but Li Tiezhu couldn''t understand it and ignored it.


    On the contrary, the general audience, especially the majority of netizens, still like "people in an embarrassing way" because it is simple, pure and fun.


    As a result, the reputation of "people in the embarrassing way" is seriously polarized.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t take it seriously. It was like an exam for him. He passed it after passing the exam. No matter how worried he was, he couldn''t change his answer. He just waited for the marking teachers to score.


    Instead, he is worried about his own system tasks.


    Previously, Li Tiezhu''s total personal box office had reached $4 billion, which is still 6 billion away from $10 billion. According to online evaluation, Kung Fu and people in the embarrassing way totaled more than $4 billion, which is still more than $1 billion away.


    No matter how high the box office of wandering earth and crazy aliens is, it has nothing to do with Li Tiezhu. The box office of guest films is not systematically counted.


    This is very upset.


    Unlike music, movies can be written at any time, with a cycle of at least half a year. The task of breaking 10 billion yuan was missed this time. At least we have to wait another half a year or more.


    Current intelligence: 89 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 20 points.


    Music Achievement: 24254 points.


    Variety achievements: 15113 points.


    Film and television achievements: 9998 points. (has been rising...)


    Tiktok: 153 million 750 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99.8%. (um...)


    [main task 5: box office exceeds 10 billion, reward intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    [ultimate task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety and film and television all exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points. Unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and live to win 250 intelligence points and a mystery award.]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills


    Owned items: the "beautiful black suit" continues to take effect


    Li Tiezhu opened the mobile phone camera and looked. Is it dark? Not too obvious, so he took a group photo next to lengba, who brushed his mobile phone. Lengba in the mobile phone was white to glow, and Li Tiezhu couldn''t see his facial features clearly.


    It seems a little dark, good.


    It seems that the darker the suit, the higher the charm value. There is no clear data to show, nor is it clear how the effect is.


    Lengba proudly glanced at Li Tiezhu and moved to the side of the sofa.


    She is still living in songzhuer''s villa. She can finally get together for the new year this year. She won''t go back to the East China Sea until Li Tiezhu goes to participate in the Chinese good song tomorrow.


    In addition, the company didn''t have many work arrangements and was very idle throughout 2019 in order to let her completely recover from her low back injury.


    Lengba is sending a voice message to a male artist she has worked with: "after the Spring Festival Gala, I will rest in Kyoto for two days and return to the East China Sea tomorrow."


    The other party replied, "when you come back, I''ll treat you to Western food."


    "No? What if it''s photographed?"


    "Just say I''m chasing you. What are you afraid of? It''s a bit of gossip to stir up popularity."


    "Forget it, the impact is not good."


    "I''m really chasing you. Why not? Just the scandal between you and Li Tiezhu?"


    "Mr. Li Tiezhu and I are innocent."


    "I know, I know. Don''t be angry. I just use new gossip to offset the gossip between you and him. Won''t you listen?"


    "I''ll consider..."


    "What are you thinking about, lengba? Don''t you know how much I like you?"


    "Well, you can''t drink."


    "OK, OK, I''ll book a private room now..."


    Put down the phone, lengba looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, I''m also chased."


    Li Tiezhu replied, "Oh."


    Lengba: "hum!"


    After a while, Li Tiezhu put down his mobile phone and said, "cat, Xu Shanzheng has a new film called love transfer this year. He directed it himself and asked me to guest star. I don''t have time. However, there are many female roles in it. I think the role of Chen Xiaoyu is very suitable for you."


    Lengba said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, I''m just a little TV actor. I''m afraid I don''t have the strength to play movies. Do you think if you help me pull resources, I''ll betray my dignity? In short, thank you for your kindness."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help shaking his head. Shit, it''s coming again... It''s very interesting.


    "Ms. lengba, I just think you are very suitable for that role, so I introduce you. I''m to help my friend Xu Shanzheng. I have no intention of you."


    "Oh! Really? Who was the original character?"


    "Mi Bingbing. It''s not her 800 million exposure. Is it cold?"


    "Come to me when it''s cold? Hehe."


    "I''ll tell you a hammer. It''s settled anyway. I''ll take a bath. Do you want to join me?"


    "Please respect yourself! I''m not such a casual woman."


    "Let''s go!"


    "Let go of me, I''m going to cry!"


    "Shout, shout."


    "Bamboo, help! Your man is breaking the law again!"


    Songzhu''er had been washing for a long time, wearing thick Kumamoto pajamas, sitting on the ground playing games in the next hall, ignoring lengba.


    Then lengba was dragged by Li Tiezhu to the bathroom and stripped off.


    "Mr. Li Tiezhu, please be civilized and don''t touch my body. Oh... Hey?"


    I saw that Li Tiezhu was very civilized and took a bath next to him. He didn''t touch her at all. He just threw her around, full of temptation.


    Lengba washed it herself.


    Li Tiezhu said, "are you free on February 14? Let''s go on a self driving tour and have a picnic together. Zhu Er initiated it. Both rabbit smash and bear will come."


    Lengba rubbed herself a little uncomfortable and said, "since you are kind to invite me, I''ll look at the schedule."


    Li Tiezhu: "Ms. lengba, I seem to have blackened a lot, right?"


    Lengba looked down, blushed and said, "it''s not rare!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m talking about skin blackening. Forget it. If I don''t talk to you, I''ll let you be a clean man."


    Lengba: "what do you mean?"


    "I''m ready. Bye."


    "Hey?"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "I don''t think you''ve washed it yet. Be clean."


    "I washed it."


    "No. mutter, mutter..."


    "Si ha! Ms. lengba, it''s impolite for you to kneel down after such a disagreement! Do I agree? Get out of here."


    "I don''t know, Guji... Mr. Li Tiezhu, you irritated me, Guji..."


    "Doesn''t your knee hurt?"


    "I want you to take care of me..."


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and said, "I know an old traditional Chinese medicine. He opened a traditional Chinese Medicine Museum in our hometown county. He has strong acupuncture. If your waist injury doesn''t improve, I''ll find someone to pick him up and do acupuncture for you."


    Lengba knelt on the ground with a dirty face and said, "don''t pretend to be kind. I won''t accept your charity. I have my principles and will never let you succeed."


    Li Tiezhu smiled because he saw lengba get up and pose with his back to Li Tiezhu. He was too skillful and aimed very accurately.


    Then, the principled lengba lady began to dance, popping.


    Li Tiezhu just didn''t move. Finally, the serious lady couldn''t help but start the fancy begging operation, but Li Tiezhu is a principled person and has always maintained a passive attitude.


    At this time, lengba''s cell phone rang. It was the video chat sent by the man. She hung up trembling. Then a voice came back: "hum! I''m busy now. I''ll contact you later..."


    "What are you doing?"


    "Fitness! Ha! Recovery training for low back injury."


    "Oh, you''re busy, baby."


    Li Tiezhu remained motionless and said:


    "No! It''s immoral. We don''t even count as friends. How can we do such a thing? Ms. lengba, I advise you to calm down!"


    "Ah... Please, I''m the master''s%? #@#*..."


    Li Tiezhu was so ashamed that she said he was red in the face.


    However, we still can''t take the initiative. The most important thing in life is the principle, and so is making people.


    Finally, lengba cried.


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    The next day, February 7, the morning of the third day.


    Li Tiezhu drove lengba to the airport, and then he was going to prepare for the Chinese good song. After a month and a half, Li Tiezhu came to the program again. It is said that the ratings of the first three issues are a little low. The program team is waiting for Li Tiezhu to increase the ratings.


    The program has completed six phases and has just finished the audition stage. I have to say it''s a little slow.

 Chapter 677

    There was no kesgudebai, because there were black children and a security guard in the back row. Their eyes were bright, which made Li Tiezhu a little embarrassed.


    After seeing lengba off, Li Tiezhu took his bodyguard to the hospital to visit Sun Chao.


    Yue Yupeng is also in the hospital. As a partner, he has been in Kyoto with Sun Chao these two days. He hasn''t had a good year.


    Sun Chao fell asleep. Li Tiezhu asked Yue Yupeng in the corridor.


    "Brother Yue, how''s the situation?"


    "I can''t speak very well now. My voice is very hoarse, but the doctor said it''s not a problem. The toxicity of that thing is not small. Sun Chao''s voice can''t be completely recovered in the future, but there''s still no problem with crosstalk. He doesn''t sing songs or anything."


    "These are all for me. I feel very sorry for brother sun."


    "You really can''t hide from this, brother. I''m not polite to you. Your relationship with me and Tao Zi make us a family. Brother Sun took it for you. You really have to make compensation. If there are any movies in the future, try to let him participate. Crosstalk really doesn''t make money."


    Li Tiezhu nodded seriously: "sure! Sure!"


    Yue Yupeng said, "in fact, brother sun didn''t blame you. He also said that we had a good crosstalk. Let''s do it here. The key is to urge the other side to find out about it. We can''t be bullied in vain."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head slightly: "the clue is broken. I''m going to find someone to check it myself. Put it down and find out."


    ¡­¡­


    At noon, Li Tiezhu came to the recording venue of "good Chinese songs". He arrived early with Zhao Liya, Huo Zhien and three other unknown singers. Everyone stayed in the lounge waiting for the arrival of Tutor Liu le.


    Today is rehearsal and audition, and the game will be broadcast live tomorrow evening.


    Of course, the new songs of other players are almost written, but Li Tiezhu is more difficult because the program team has made a special rule for him - drawing lots. Therefore, he had no way to write songs in advance, so he had to wait until the lottery results came out.


    Some people thought it was unfair before, but after more than a month, no one thought so anymore, because Li Tiezhu won three Grammys and sang an original bilingual song kiss goodbye at the Grammy.


    If Li Tiezhu got the Grammy a month earlier, he would not be able to participate in the program anyway.


    Even the other players, when watching Li Tiezhu, showed inexplicable awe and worship. The three newcomers even dared not say hello to Li Tiezhu. They were recruited by Liu le in the fifth period behind Li Tiezhu.


    But the reality is very cruel. The six members of Liu Le''s team will eliminate two tomorrow night, and only four can enter the later game. In addition to the absolute bug of Li Tiezhu, Liu Le also has two famous singers, Zhao Liya and Huo Zhien. In this way, the pressure of three newcomers is even greater.


    "Hello! My name is Li Tiezhu."


    "Serious brother, my name is Zhang Yang, arrogant."


    "Good name."


    "Worse than you."


    "My name is Liu Hui."


    "I''m Li Minna."


    "Hello."


    Li Tiezhu said hello to the three newcomers, sat down and looked at Zhao Liya: "how''s the new song written?"


    Zhao Liya smiled: "I haven''t had any inspiration, but on the night of the new year, the whole family was watching the Spring Festival Gala. I was locked in the house and wrote songs in three hours. Isn''t it great?"


    Li Tiezhu: "awesome."


    Zhao Liya: "this fully shows how boring the Spring Festival Gala is."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zhao Liya: "of course, the crosstalk between you and brother Yue is OK, quite OK."


    Li Tiezhu: "or antique music?"


    Zhao Liya raised her small chest: "no! It''s punk! Punk style full of rebellious spirit."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while and couldn''t understand: "treason? Or did it come from your debut as a singer? Treason has lasted for two and a half years."


    Zhao Liya: "no, the inspiration this time comes from a rebellious wild cat."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    You are really good at observing the details of life.


    Huo Zhien on the other side said, "LIA, do you like cats too? I like them too. I have them in my family..."


    Zhao Liya: "no! I hate cats. The most hated animal in my life is cats!"


    "But I see your scarf. You''ve played with Li Tiezhu''s cat. I thought you like cats, too."


    "I hate his cat. Do you a man like cats? So..."


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    Huo Zhien was boring.


    Li Tiezhu: "do you write punk music?"


    Huo Zhien: "ah? I like antique songs."


    Zhao Liya: "poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop


    Li Tiezhu and Huo Zhien: "??"


    After waiting for a long time, teacher Liu Le, with a greasy ponytail, finally came late with a stomach.


    The contestants got up politely and said, "Hello, tutor!"


    Liu Le pressed his hand: "sit down! Sit down."


    Then, Liu Le looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "Congratulations, Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu stood up shyly: "don''t get the program to talk about this. I''m sorry."


    Liu Le smiled: "what''s the shame? It''s glory! You got it by your own talent. You don''t have to be modest at all."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not all about talent... It''s mainly that she likes me..."


    Liu Le: "you are... A little arrogant."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I''ll send an invitation to uncle Liu at that time. I''d like to have a cup of wedding wine."


    Liu le was stunned: "ah? What wedding wine?"


    Li Tiezhu: "six months later, zhu''er and I will get engaged. If you want to rush the gift, the minimum is 200 yuan."


    Liu Le: "I... what I said was congratulations on your winning three Grammy Awards. Who told you about your engagement? How old were you? Is it allowed by law?"


    Huo Zhien smiled, and the other three players held their laughter and felt uncomfortable. That''s what chicken and Duck Talk about.


    Zhao Liya smiled strangely: "hee hee..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the law doesn''t care about engagement. Just get married. What''s there to congratulate on winning the Grammy Award? I''ll lose money if I go to all kinds of singing."


    Liu Le: "


    "Chinese good songs" is presented in the way of recording, broadcasting and live broadcasting. After all, it is a variety show. Players will also take pictures of their preparations, and cut out some interesting ones, which will be inserted before the game or interrupted.


    The arrival of Li Tiezhu has naturally become the focus of the whole program, because he is too hot now. He not only won three Grammys a week ago, but also appeared in the Spring Festival Gala. Moreover, he participated in four of the top five films at the box office of the Spring Festival.


    Therefore, this wonderful dialogue between Li Tiezhu and Liu le was photographed and became the first act of the seventh issue of Chinese good songs.


    By the time of broadcasting, not only the ratings were much higher, but also the barrage was much more active than previous issues:


    "A warm welcome to the East, aynpera Lee!"


    "Those who have seen the Grammy live broadcast come here to report."


    "Li Tiezhu''s Grammy performance is divine. Isn''t this a scum? He can write English songs."


    "Isn''t the point of engagement?"


    "Serious brother thinks three Grammys are not enough to get engaged to tietouwa."


    "This is true love!"


    "I suddenly remembered the kiss at the airport the year before last."


    "Wang Feng: don''t mention the past."


    "In the past, I thought the most domineering official was Luhani, but now it''s Songzhu."


    "When the King returns, the program looks good again."


    "Although Li Tiezhu''s strength is not suitable to appear in this program, without him, the program pays too little attention."


    "Come for the serious brother."


    "Didn''t anyone say anything about poisoning? It''s said to destroy your voice."


    "Sun Chao is still in the hospital and can''t speak normally. Miserable!"


    "Check it out!"


    "Listen to the dreamer!"


    "Yes, yes! When he was promoting the film, he sang so many new songs and chose good ones!"


    "Suddenly feel sad for the other players..."


    "Ha ha ha!"


    After chatting with several other contestants, Liu Le said, "tomorrow is the second round of the Chinese good song. The first half of the top ten competition is the civil war in our group. We now have six contestants. After singing an original song tomorrow, we will eliminate two contestants. So... The competition system is very harsh."


    The players were silent, especially the three newcomers seemed a little anxious.


    Liu Le said again, "are the new songs ready?"


    Contestants: "ready."


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    The players snickered and the atmosphere relaxed again.


    Liu Le patted on the forehead: "ah, yes! And your business. I forgot when you interrupted me just now. Staff, please bring up the box. Thank you."


    The staff ran into the familiar paper box.


    It was time for Li Tiezhu to draw again. Li Tiezhu was fine, and the players, including Zhao Liya and Huo Zhien, were full of curiosity.


    Li Tiezhu stood up and prepared to draw lots.


    Liu Le said, "before smoking, I''ll tell you that Yang Kewen, Yu Quan and Cai Ya wrote some songs you sang when promoting the film. They chose what they liked to write. But I think you have written some of these songs, so there is no need to challenge, so I write differently."


    Li Tiezhu: "then I still want to smoke different, otherwise the program will be boring."


    Liu Le: "well, smoke it. I hope you can get what I wrote."


    Li Tiezhu put his hand into the box, quickly took out a piece of paper, unfolded it, and wrote a word on it:


    Turn.


    Liu Le laughed: "hahaha... I wrote it. I wrote four, turn, choose and hand. Original good! We are the original stage."


    Li Tiezhu also smiled: "what a coincidence?"


    Liu Le: "what do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Uncle Shanzheng wants to make a movie called love transfer. Let me write him a song and let Chen Yisen sing it as the theme song. Then I got it. Ha ha!"


    Liu Le: "er... Have you written it yet?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I haven''t written yet, so it''s a coincidence. Today, it happens that one stone kills two birds."


    The other players are all dumbfounded. Is this keyword simple? Moreover, is it easy to write songs, fill in words, arrange music and rehearse in one day?


    Li Tiezhu: it''s too simple. Search, buy and finish at one go.


    [Ding! Consume 5 intelligence points and purchase the song "love transfer" successfully.]

 Chapter 678

    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    The program recording is boring and interesting.


    Li Tiezhu met an interesting newcomer here and publicized it. He claims to be a wandering singer who sings in a bar. He is only twenty-five or six years old. He has a lot of vicissitudes with Wang Feng, and the strangest thing is that his songs are "copied".


    After communicating with Liu Le, the six contestants were sent to their rehearsal rooms and publicized next to Li Tiezhu.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the rehearsal room, he was ready to lie on the sofa to make up for his sleep, but he was awakened by the self familiar publicity.


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)

 Chapter 679

    Reherman: "the melody is very beautiful, iron pillar. Is this your new song? Steak transfer?"


    His sense of humor is as official as ever.


    Zhang Yang: "ah, I see, so Xu Shanzheng''s film" love transfer "is a gourmet film? It''s the so-called saying that if you want to catch your boyfriend, you must first catch his boyfriend''s stomach."


    Li Tiezhu thought about the movie script he had seen and smiled: "it''s really a gourmet movie, crayfish ah or something. It''s a gourmet trip that the hero Xu Shanzheng is tired of eating white rice and says to go."


    Reherman was blankly: "was the lyrics true just now?"


    Publicity: "uncle, the lyrics are false, true, true or false."


    Rehuman: "


    Li Tiezhu began to fry eggs and rice, cool the oil in a hot pot, fry the cold rice until fragrant, then pour the scattered egg liquid onto the rice, let it wrap the rice perfectly, then add diced ham, simply stir fry, sprinkle with scallion and put it on a plate.


    A plate of fried rice with eggs is golden and fragrant.


    I don''t know why, the film crew took a close-up of the steak and egg fried rice made by Li Tiezhu. It really tastes like a food program.


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage couldn''t stand it:


    "Why do you let me watch this at night? I want to lose weight!"


    "Fortunately, I''m full at night."


    "Good guy, show me directly. If you''re hungry, order takeout."


    "No one said the song Li Tiezhu just sang blindly?"


    "That sounds great!"


    "There are not many love songs written by serious brother, but they are all high-quality products. Do you still need to discuss them?"


    "Just blow it and it''s done."


    "This Sichuan steak is really a little greedy..."


    "I can smell the fragrance across the screen."


    "When he was frying steak, I really wanted to spray him worshiping foreign countries. Fortunately, I held back."


    "So what ghost assistants did Li Tiezhu hire? Can he even guide Li Tiezhu to cook? He also speaks Xichuan dialect."


    "Once this song comes out, there is no suspense about the game."


    "I just don''t know what the serious lyrics are."


    Li Tiezhu cuts the steak into strips, stuffy duner washes the pot and brushes the dishes. Black waher hands over a bottle of Wah hee. Li Tiezhu has dinner.


    "I''m going to eat."


    Li Tiezhu said.


    Reherman and Zhang Yang just look at him, which means you eat and we watch.


    Li Tiezhu was also helpless, but this was the program rule. He had to say, "well, I''ll sing a serious lyrics, but my voice is not magnetic enough. It''s most appropriate for Chen Ethan to sing this song."


    How many windows have you wandered through


    How many hotels have you stayed in


    Will feel that separation is not wronged


    Feelings are used to browse


    Or for collection


    So that the days will be unforgettable every day


    "Enough?"


    Reherman smiled: "in fact, I don''t mind listening to the full version! Anyway, for the suspense of the program, we won''t publish it all."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t think it''s necessary? You don''t know music."


    Rehuman said, "I..."


    Publicity is thoughtful.


    Li Tiezhu began to eat.


    Um! This steak tastes like barbecue. It''s great. Especially the butter on the side, fried and scorched, tastes very delicious.


    Rehuman''s expression is strange. It''s clear that this steak is quite informal, but why do I swallow saliva? Moreover, it really smells good, like his kebab in Daxijiang.


    Rehuman continued the interview because it was a necessary routine and the audience loved it.


    "Tiezhu, what kind of opportunity, or feeling, did you come from when you wrote this song love transfer? Have you ever been lovelorn?"


    "Zhu''er says that only widows are not lovelorn. In addition, I want to say that if you act as a murderer, do you have to kill someone?"


    "Well, I''m asking you about your inspiration."


    "Smash, smash. Inspiration? Do you need inspiration to write songs?"


    Rehuman: "don''t you need it?"


    Li Tiezhu chewed the steak: "do you need it?"


    Zhang Yang: "no need. Writing songs depends on routines and skills, but some people are smart and others are average. Therefore, I think serious brother should write songs similar to me. Routines are the king."


    Rehuman: "do you think this song can make you win today''s knockout group?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, it''s nothing to eliminate. Leave opportunities for newcomers."


    Anyway, after signing the six phase contract and being eliminated in advance, he still took the money. CCTV lost.


    Rehuman: "er... Do you have any goals for this competition? Such as championship, best song and so on."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''m here to write a new album and make money by the way."


    Rehuman: "in fact, you can be more confident."


    Li Tiezhu: "if I''m too confident, I''m afraid that other players will be nervous, which will easily affect their singing state."


    Rehuman: "


    Tell you an egg, it doesn''t cooperate at all.


    So reherman took Zhang Yang away and went next door to interview the "song copying Little Prince". He thought it would be easier for the newcomers to interview, but he didn''t expect that publicity was really publicized after being opened face to face by Li Tiezhu.


    "Publicity players, your group is called the death group. What do you think?"


    "Lie down and watch. I usually lie on the sofa and watch the live broadcast of the game."


    "I mean, are you confident of six into four?"


    "Yes."


    "Why?"


    "Actually... I''m also here to write an album. If I''m eliminated now, the album still needs a lot of songs."


    "Are you too confident? Your opponents are famous singers such as Li Tiezhu and Huo Zhien."


    "I''m very modest. Why don''t you ask me if I want to win the championship?"


    "I think it''s necessary?"


    "You look down on people. No wonder your serious brother supports your lungs."


    "I, I..."


    Subsequently, rehuman went to interview Huo Zhien, Zhao Liya and other players and completed his mission.


    The audition began in the afternoon. Liu Le gave instructions to each contestant''s works and singing. Each contestant was performed separately.


    When it was Li Tiezhu''s turn to audition, Liu Le only asked a few questions about his singing skills, without pointing out the work itself. Because he knows that Li Tiezhu''s composing ability is the peak. It is not his own peak, but the peak of the whole Chinese music world. No one can guide him.


    ¡­¡­


    At 8 p.m. the next day, the seventh issue of "Chinese good songs" officially began.


    The players of each group gathered in their own lounge. Today is the elimination competition between the two groups. Four of the twelve players will be eliminated.


    In fact, among the 24 singers who entered the second round, there are not many pure newcomers, no more than five. Besides the really famous singers such as Li Tiezhu and Huo Zhien, the remaining half of the singers are lukewarm singers who have been in business for many years.


    Liu Le team: Li Tiezhu, Huo Zhien, Zhang Yang, Liu Hui, Li Minna, Zhao Qing


    Yuquan team: Lin Lihang, mountain band, Wang Wu, Liu Tianyang, Zhang Yue, Wu Xinran


    Cai Ya''s team: Zhao Liya, Su Yun, Zhou Yutian, Luo Zhongxu, Qian Chao, Wu Xu


    Yang Ke asked the team: Zhao Lei, Li Xia''s tonight train, Liu Kuan, reincarnation band, Li Xiaobei, Chen Feng


    Among them, mountain band, Zhao Lei, reincarnation band and Lin Lihang are old creators with good strength.


    They didn''t come to this program for the champion and the best song, because it was too difficult. Especially after Li Tiezhu joined in, the difficulty coefficient increased geometrically.


    Most of them came for "Chinese good song album" and later "Chinese Good Song Concert".


    After the completion of this program, 15 excellent songs will be included, made into an album and released. The singers selected in the song can get a share of income and participate in the concert. Moreover, each person can only record three songs at most, which leaves a lot of exposure opportunities.


    Therefore, even if they are eliminated early, as long as the songs are good enough, they also have a chance to turn over.


    The first is the competition of Yu Quan Group.


    The first to perform was a rock singer named Lin Lihang. He was originally the lead singer and composer of a band in Kyoto. This time he came alone and performed very well.


    Today, we bring an original heavy metal rock song called blood city.


    The composition can only be said to be medium, but the on-site performance is very good.


    The players in CAI Ya group listened carefully and discussed in a low voice from time to time, because after six into four, their opponent was the player in Yu Quan Group.


    "The song is well written and strong."


    "Lin Lihang is also the top rock singer in the Kyoto circle. He will probably be promoted."


    "It seems that there is only one rock singer in our group."


    "No, and Li Tiezhu."


    "Using Li Tiezhu to deal with Lin Lihang is to kill chickens with an ox knife, isn''t it, Liya?"


    "Ah? Who does he PK with? They kill chickens with ox knives."


    "Er..."


    That makes sense. I can''t refute it. Yes, when these people are still struggling for their debut, they have become famous all over the world.


    (Zhao Liya''s team made a mistake and has corrected it)


    On the side of Liu Le''s team, everyone is also discussing.


    Finally, Huo Zhien asked Li Tiezhu, "how is this rock song written?"


    Everybody be quiet.


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know! I don''t know rock music."


    Huo Zhien: "do you know that kind of music?"


    Zhang Yang: "I guess I don''t understand that kind of music."


    Everyone looked at Zhang Yang with contempt. Do you think Li Tiezhu is the same as you? Write songs by routine?


    Li Tiezhu said, "I really don''t understand."


    The crowd was speechless.


    An hour later, Yu Quan''s civil war ended. Lin Lihang, the mountain band, Wang Wu and Liu Tianyang entered the next round, and the other two were eliminated. The best performance in this round was the mountain band, which surprised the audience with a song "Shangri La".


    It''s Liu Le''s turn. Liu Le comes to the rest room and organizes six members of the team to draw lots to determine the order of appearance.


    The result of the draw was that Li Tiezhu was the first to play.


    Liu Le returned to the instructor''s seat and the game continued.


    The host reherman exaggerated to wear a football equipment and stood on the stage. The audience laughed and wondered with strange doubts. What''s wrong with this man?


    Reherman said, "don''t laugh, the host is a high-risk industry, because I have got the appearance order of mentor Liu Le''s team. You can see who is the first to appear when I look like this?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Li Tiezhu!"


    "Serious brother, top his lungs."


    The audience guessed it naturally.


    Reherman: "I heard Li Tiezhu''s new song" love transfer "yesterday. It''s very nice. Let''s invite the first competing singer of Liu Le team!"


    The applause was very warm. After all, Li Tiezhu has not seen this stage for a long time.

 Chapter 680

    Football protective equipment is the creativity of the program group, because a month and a half ago, the video of Li tiezhuding reherman brought too much heat and flow to the program group.


    So they''re going to fry cold rice again.


    Reherman himself is actually empty, so he has no resistance to this set of protective equipment. After all, he also watched Li Tiezhu''s video in KO stark in the United States, and his teeth hurt.


    In the view of the program group, Li Tiezhu''s top is hot and close, which belongs to an accidental event and cannot be copied.


    In fact, it is no accident


    Li Tiezhu walked slowly onto the stage. Like walking around in a leisurely manner, this program is much easier than the original super good voice, because the focus of the competition is different. Good voice focuses on singing, on-the-spot expressiveness and... Popularity value. Good songs are much simpler than those written by anyone.


    Compared with his creative ability, it is true to force Li Tiezhu.


    The applause of the audience was more enthusiastic, mixed with cheers. The biggest voice was to make Li Tie''s lungs warm at the top of the column.


    The excitement of the barrage is no less than that of the audience, and the focus is concentrated:


    "Rehuman, do you think you won''t be pushed if you wear a football protective equipment?"


    "Do you know the iron head skill?"


    "Songzhuer: who called me? Did you come to work?"


    "Your leather in front."


    "Can iron head skill also infect?"


    "Li Tiezhu sings well and doesn''t do anything."


    "Sing well? It doesn''t exist."


    "Do you think serious brother gets angry by singing? No! He gets angry by doing things."


    "He made Tony a comedian now."


    "And Qin Tao, I''m sleepy and jealous!"


    "Postpartum brother does not raise pigs, which is a big loss for pig farmers."


    "Otherwise, why do you think the price of pork is rising this year? It''s just a lack of a fierce general."


    Li Tiezhu came to the center of the stage and picked up the microphone: "Hello, happy new year, everyone! Happy new year, uncle reherman!"


    Rehuman kept a safe distance and said, "don''t come near me."


    Li Tiezhu: "uncle, what are you doing?"


    Reherman: "fire, theft and iron pillar!"


    Li Tiezhu showed Xu Sanduo''s tiger smile: "Hey! You''re such a crap. You can''t prevent it at all. It''s just a psychological comfort."


    Rehuman: "no way. It''s a protective suit for American football."


    Li Tiezhu: "but your protective equipment is foam except for helmets, chest protectors and stomachs. And your helmet is still plastic!"


    "This is hard plastic!"


    "Not resistant to attack."


    "Then you try."


    "Just try!"


    "Hey, hey... Wait!"


    Reherman was scared to pee. He quickly took off his helmet and threw it to Li Tiezhu. Try wearing a helmet. It''s easy to die.


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    Rehuman: "give you a try!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh!"


    Pick up the helmet with your left hand, hold it flat in front, lunge and punch with your right hand.


    Boom!


    Where there was no iron fence on the side of the helmet, Li Tiezhu punched out a huge hole.


    Rehuman: "


    Li Tiezhu returned the helmet to reherman: "right? This protector is useless. What brand? If you want to buy it, you can buy Hongxing Erke!"


    If rehuman wears a helmet, it''s definitely ICU.


    Rehuman reacted quickly, threw his helmet to the staff, took off his protective gear and said, "iron pillar, you are the most gentle singer I have ever seen!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    ¡­¡­


    Xiangjiang, in a mansion in the middle of the mountain.


    Chen Yisen was playing the guitar when her 15-year-old daughter conti suddenly cheered and jumped into the TV.


    "Oh! Ian Pera is so powerful. He blew his helmet with one punch. I want to see him and take a photo with him."


    Chen Yisen was a little jealous: "what''s good about him? Every time I see him, he respectfully teaches me brother Ethan! Understand? Candy, this is the generation and status."


    Chen Kangdi: "but he is so talented. He just respects your old age?"


    Chen Yisen: "I''m also very talented."


    "You can''t write songs! Stay the enemy. As a man, you should know yourself clearly. You taught me."


    "Isn''t my song good? How many windows have I wandered and how many hotels have I stayed..."


    "Stop singing. I still think Ian Pera sings well. This song is for you. It''s your best song."


    "Isn''t my boast good?"


    "It''s too hard to hear. That song is more beautiful than love transfer."


    "But he is so ugly. Why do you girls like him?"


    "You''re ugly too! Why does my mother like you? Talent! Besides, you''re a false talent, he''s a real talent! Ian Pera is my idol."


    "I knew I shouldn''t have supported him in his debut... What, I''m going to watch polo. Give dad the TV remote control."


    Mrs. Chen grabbed the remote control and hid it under her ass. she angrily said, "how dare you?"


    Candy: "slightly ~"


    Chen Yisen second counselled and played the guitar: "is emotion used for browsing or collection? Even the natural goose doesn''t come with me..."


    ¡­¡­


    At the scene of the program, Li Tiezhu said, "you''re welcome."


    Rehuman shook his hand a little: "well... Then start your singing. Don''t focus on me anymore. I bought insurance."


    "What insurance?"


    "Personal accident insurance and occupational insurance are available. I have insurance and I''m not afraid of you!"


    "There''s insurance, forget it!"


    "Hum!"


    Rehuman wiped a sweat. Fortunately, iron pillar is not smart, otherwise it will be dangerous.


    Barrage:


    "It''s just right to have insurance! Iron pillar beat him and make up for the insurance compensation after beating him!"


    "If it''s the insurance of Chinese people and animals, don''t fight. If you can''t settle the claim, Li Tiezhu has to pay the cost of soup medicine."


    In fact, it is impossible for normal players to waste so much time on the stage. Every singer has no more than ten minutes from debut, singing to scoring and interview, but this program gives Li Tiezhu a lot of time to waste, because this product has ratings.


    Apart from other things, there is a notice that Li Tiezhu will be here tonight. The opening audience rating tonight is twice that of previous issues. This is the influence.


    CCTV can''t avoid vulgarity. After all, this is a variety show, and the ratings are king.


    Reherman wiped his sweat and said, "well, Li Tiezhu, you broke my helmet and owe me a meal. Please start your singing."


    Li Tiezhu: "you asked me to fight!"


    "Then I let you steal my car. Do you steal it?"


    "I have a car, a luxury car! BYD Han."


    "Er... I won''t talk to you. The program has timed out again. Now... Let''s invite Li Tiezhu to bring his new song" love transfer. "


    Rehuman went straight to the curtain and stepped down.


    Li Tiezhu: "you come back! Don''t you watch the Taiben? How did you become the host?"


    "Ah?"


    "My new song is not called love transfer."


    "But I''ve heard you sing. Have you changed your name?"


    "I didn''t change my name. I changed it."


    "But the keyword you get is transfer."


    "It''s called" China doesn''t stop turning ". It also turns."


    "And write new songs?"


    "That''s not true. I just changed the lyrics, so the song name was also changed."


    Reherman was stunned and looked down at the Taiben. It was really not love transfer. It was a little embarrassing for a time.


    The audience laughed, applauded and roared. After all, Li Tiezhu brought not only talent, but also variables. With him, the program is changeable. It never plays cards according to common sense. Another word, cow force!


    The four mentors have been quietly watching below. They are incomparably recognized and even... Envious of Li Tiezhu''s talent.


    At this time, all three tutors looked at Liu le and changed songs on the spot?


    What operation?


    Liu Le is well versed in the key to loading and forcing, and uses a very plain language: "just changed the lyrics, the tone has not changed, it is not worth mentioning, it is not worth mentioning."


    Singer songwriter Yu Quan showed a strange smile: "changing a word is sometimes more difficult than changing a tune, okay?"


    Yang Ke asked and nodded: "I hope Li Tiezhu doesn''t screw up. The word" love transfer "is well written."


    Cai Ya didn''t speak. She was a little confused. Why did she change the lyrics?


    Liu Le: "personally, I think it''s better to change."


    The three tutors showed surprised expressions at the same time. Can they be better?


    Barrage:


    "Serious brother is working again!"


    "I don''t understand why I suddenly changed the lyrics. The original one is very good."


    "What does it mean that China keeps turning?"


    "Can''t the iron pillar float?"


    "The whole entertainment circle is floating, and Li Tiezhu won''t float either."


    "Wait patiently!"


    "God made a reservation!"


    In line with the professional spirit of the official host, reherman forced himself to make up for two sentences, so he got off the stage and left the stage to Li Tiezhu. In fact, the program team also wanted him to interact with Li Tiezhu more, but reherman was a little guilty.


    Li Tiezhu stood in the center of the stage. As the lights around him dimmed, Li Tiezhu said, "a song of China keeps turning is dedicated to our motherland. I wish her a happy 60th anniversary more than half a year in advance."


    There was a burst of applause at the scene. Sure enough, it was another positive energy song? Like what song "misplaced time and space" was sung in "masked singer"?


    The spotlight hit Li Tiezhu. He nodded and the prelude sounded, just like the prelude to love transfer.


    But then, Li Tiezhu sang different lyrics:


    Zhuolu''s Bingfeng melts


    Yu trace outlines China


    The time when the road turns is gone


    Engrave the deed on the tortoise shell


    Recreate the vicissitudes of old words


    The Phoenix flew out of Qishan to the pastoral battlefield


    For a time, the audience were stunned and forgot to applaud.


    Liu Le looked around and found that the three tutors were stupid. He unconsciously showed a proud smile at the corners of his mouth. Li Tiezhu is not his student, at least not the student he can help, but he is still proud, because this is a musical genius jointly cared for by him and Han Hong. The three views are very good!


    When the host reherman grows up, can this song write words like this?


    fierce!


    The lyrics are not particularly exquisite, but they fit very well in the sense, perfectly telling the vicissitudes of 5000 years in China.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing is melodious, just like a storyteller:


    A bustling Jixia


    Nurture ideological sprouts


    Bamboo slips reflect the culture of the past and the present


    When did you fight


    Wolf smoke dies in the sand


    Qin Dao praises those immortal laws

 Chapter 681

    Although the songs of "Chinese good songs" are new songs, they have all been carefully arranged and accompanied by the teachers of the music team.


    The lyrics and subtitles are prepared in advance by the later group. They can be played not only on the large screen, but also embedded in the live broadcast. They usually appear on the right side of the screen in the form of vertical typesetting.


    The lyrics of Li Tiezhu''s "China keeps turning" use an elegant brush font, accompanied by a small amount of ink halo and splash effect, which looks ancient and majestic.


    In the tutor''s seat, Liu Le smiled brightly, and his rosy round face was full of pride.


    Yu Quan shook his head and applauded: "great, good music and words are better."


    This is really too strong to help, and his opponent in the next game is Liu Le''s team, so we have to think of a way of Tianji horse racing to let the weakest team members fight Li Tiezhu.


    Liu Le said, "so Li Tiezhu is a genius among geniuses."


    Cai Ya held her face and pretended to be tender: "Wow, isn''t this song great? My God! Fairy melody roars!"


    Yang Ke asked, frowning, closing his eyes and pumping his body, which is the characteristic of his enjoyment of music.


    The audience was intoxicated and didn''t make much noise. It looked very quiet.


    The penguin live broadcast is different, because the audience can press to pause the barrage at any time, continue to listen after the barrage, or return after listening to a song and watch it again while sending the barrage:


    "Liberal arts students reported that I love this song. My mother doesn''t have to worry about my historical achievements anymore."


    "The beauty of chapter clothes is called China; the greatness of etiquette is called summer."


    "Looking at this posture, does the serious brother want to sing a song to make up the 5000 year history of China?"


    "No doubt at all!"


    "This word is not much better than the love before?"


    "History scum doesn''t understand, solve."


    "Cow force!"


    "This song is great."


    "This is a good Chinese song! What are those singing in front of you?"


    "Li Tiezhu is here to carry out dimension reduction attacks on everyone, including the four under the stage."


    "It should be popularized in junior middle school history classes."


    Li Tiezhu sang very peacefully. Instead of pretending to be affectionate or impassioned in order to express the vicissitudes of 5000 years of history, he chose to speak eloquently.


    After all, five thousand years of accumulation, there is no need to scream, she itself is as towering as a mountain.


    What''s the difference between slave princes


    The great wall collapsed after losing deer


    The end of heroes brings a new world


    Who comes back with white hair


    Camel Bells float to Rome


    It''s home to drink horses in the new desert and the vast sea


    Green forest red eyebrow spark


    The fire set the prairie ablaze


    There are good stories about Yan Ran


    Cut the snake and turn it into a snake


    The dynasty finally became a withered painting


    The hero''s past is the tide washing sand after all


    "Pa pa..."


    The applause of the audience rang out, but soon stopped, because Li Tiezhu''s singing did not stop, but suddenly rose.


    Who wrote a poem


    He Qicheng Longzhong''s distant view of


    Look at the talented people in the south of the Yangtze River


    How long is the Northern Expedition road


    Let the revival become empty talk


    A moment of giving up fame in the bamboo forest


    This section, the road to the magnificent aspirations and regrets of the three countries.


    In the backstage aisle, black wa''er and stuffy dun''er stood aside, staring at the TV screen obliquely above, their eyes full of worship. They can''t enter the competition scene. They can only wait for Li Tiezhu here.


    Holding a balloon filled with water in his hand, the black child was skilled in fingering and even in strength. He sighed: "believe in light! Le is the inside story of China."


    Stuffy pier: "really five thousand years old?"


    "Do you think it''s wordy?"


    "Those Western historians say it''s only 3600 years?"


    "That''s the first beginning with clear written records. I don''t want to. Which of the Western civilization, monuments and cultural relics can withstand scrutiny? Homer''s epic is written on the sheepskin roll. After a little calculation, I know that the sheepskin in Greece for decades will be used..."


    "Really can''t stand scrutiny, huh?"


    "In the face of the flood, you Westerners know that shipbuilding runs away, but Dayu controls the flood in the East. You steal the fire in the West from Shenshan, and the fire in China is made by Suiren himself."


    "You black man, what right do you have to point at me and say you Westerners?"


    Black baby: "anyway, it means that. Listen to the song."


    Stuffy duner went to grab the balloon: "pinch it for me."


    The song continued to fly:


    Chang''an of nine days


    Zhenguan painted by all nations


    Sage fojie wrote down several rivers and mountains


    This golden age will fall


    One city saves the country


    After several times of revival, the halberd finally fell on the remnant flowers


    Because of Li Tiezhu''s joining in, "Chinese good song" also began to have a lot of audiences abroad. Most of them came for Ian perra Lee. Especially after Li Tiezhu won three Grammy Awards, his popularity and influence in the West further improved.


    In the light of Li Tiezhu, other contestants of "good Chinese songs" were also seen and heard by foreign audiences, and several of them were still very popular.


    Among them, the most popular are the mountain band and Zhao Liya. The interesting music of the mountain band refreshes foreigners.


    Zhao Liya''s composing talent and sweet appearance also attracted a lot of powder. She subverted the Oriental Aesthetics of some Westerners. It turns out that Chinese beauties look like this!


    The most boring thing is Huo Zhien with long hair. At first, people thought he was a girl and liked him very much until they knew he was a man


    But in any case, the favorite of these foreign audiences is Li Tiezhu. This song "China keeps turning" sounds good, but they don''t understand it.


    It doesn''t matter. Someone who understands Chinese history translated and explained word by word on the bullet screen.


    "The Bingfeng of Zhuolu melted. It means that after the end of the war of Zhuolu, the war took place 4600 years ago. It was the first war with more than 100000 people in history..."


    "Jixia is bustling with hundreds of schools of thought. More than 2000 years ago, China and the West started philosophical thoughts and ideological sprouts almost at the same time. The establishment of Jixia school palace marked the peak of the contention of hundreds of schools of thought."


    "Qin Dao praises those immortal laws, which means that Qin completed the first great unification of China and reached the peak of the great Qin Empire, which relied on Legalists to rule the world. Qin Dao refers to Qin Zhidao. The great Qin Empire established a wide road connecting the whole country, totaling tens of thousands of kilometers, most of which were used in the Qing Dynasty 200 years ago. Personally, I think this is a more grand and beneficial project than the Great Wall ¡£¡±


    "Who wrote a poem? He Qicheng Longzhong looked into the distance. He said that during the Three Kingdoms hegemony period, which is also very familiar to Westerners, the leader of the North was a brilliant politician and an outstanding poet. The Prime Minister of the southwest was the peak of Chinese literati. He was a whole person with extraordinary abilities in the fields of literature, politics, music, military and machinery, and his wisdom was simply superb Equivalent to foresight and mind reading. "


    "Hu Chen swallowed the sunset in shanghetu, saying the collapse of the Song Dynasty. This is also the first time in Chinese history that he was completely ruled by a foreign race, but this does not mean the interruption of Chinese civilization. On the contrary, the foreign race that ruled them lost their own culture."


    "Zhu Xian looks at the Yellow Dragon from afar and hates the end of national humiliation. Sorry, this sentence is only meaningful and unspeakable. If you really want to understand it, go and learn Chinese. It is worth mentioning that Zhu, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, found the skull of an emperor of the Song Dynasty after defeating the Mongolian Empire and buried it. The skull of this emperor was once the wine cup of the Mongolian emperor."


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    At the scene of the program, with Li Tiezhu''s gentle singing, many viewers have red eyes. Of course, it is not sadness, but excitement and pride.


    This is the appeal of music. It can sing the lyrics into people''s hearts.


    The years of indulging in KangQian


    The world has changed


    Angry teenagers


    Broke the shackles of the nation


    Reshape China


    Turn ruggedness into Pingchuan


    After tens of thousands of miles of difficulties and dangers


    How many heroes live forever in this world


    People in yuexiong pass


    Where are they now


    Only the prosperous times are left, and thousands of buildings are located


    Five thousand years is just a flash in the universe


    How many volumes of Zhang Hua did the dragon totem write


    People rush for revival


    Thousands of people gather new hope


    After vicissitudes


    Here is the meaning of our past existence


    Time is flowing


    The Chinese ring keeps turning


    In five thousand years


    For tartar Qing, Li Tiezhu only used two lyrics, much less than the ink of the Three Kingdoms, because it doesn''t deserve it.


    After writing about the ashes of tartar Qing, Li Tiezhu spent a long time, more than any other dynasty. Of course, he wrote lyrics from the position of strength.


    At the end of the song, the scene was still very quiet.


    The accompaniment sound of the straight track became sharper and weaker, and the applause and cheers on the scene rang out, which was very warm.


    Backstage singers stood up and applauded to show their respect.


    "Well written!"


    "Li Tiezhu is the eternal God."


    "He is sure to advance."


    "What do you think? How can serious brother be eliminated?"


    "He is now the ceiling of domestic composition."


    "It''s terrible."


    Of course, the barrage on the live screen is still active. It is all praise, not only for this song, but also for the 5000 years of worship.


    As for foreign programs, the old translator is more dedicated and continues to output:


    "The world has changed over the years of indulging in Kangxi and Qianlong. During this period, the West broke out an industrial revolution, which surpassed the West in technology and opened a century of humiliation for China. As an aside, many Western historians do not recognize that the Kangxi and Qianlong period was a prosperous period of China, which was far worse than that of other periods of China. They were imprisoned in thought, constantly revolted, closed the country and despised If it were not for the potatoes, sweet potatoes and corn flowing in from the west to feed more people, they would certainly be another short-lived Mongolian Empire. "


    "Turning ruggedness into Pingchuan has gone through tens of thousands of miles of difficulties and dangers. It is said that the 25000 mile long march is the greatest expedition in human history. There is no one..."


    "If you are interested in Chinese civilization, this song is the best brief history book."


    "Write at the end: I''m a Chinese fan. You can''t agree with me, but it does exist. 5000 years ago, they fought against the flood like the ancient Egyptians, 4000 years ago, they smelted fine coal like the ancient Babylonians, 3000 years ago, they thought about philosophy like the ancient Greeks, 2000 years ago, they conquered everywhere like the Romans, and 1000 years ago, they and Arabs are as rich as ever. Now they compete with Millikan. Their wheel of civilization has never stopped turning. It seems that it is a civilization that always stands at the peak! In Chinese language, it is... Your uncle or your uncle. "

 Chapter 682

    Although the song is finished, a hundred flowers bloom in the live broadcast. Some think the song is the sound of nature, some say that the lyrics are just piling up nonsense, and others think the song is more practical, at least much better than these popular songs.


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    Xiangjiang, a villa in the middle of the mountain.


    Kandy looked at the screen carefully, felt a little puzzled, and asked, "stay with the enemy! Why are they arguing so fiercely?"


    Chen Yisen: "it''s not as simple as a song."


    Candy: I know, history! China has a history of 5000 years. Why are some people in our country still laughing at it


    Chen Yisen: "they''re just kidding."


    Candy was serious: "no kidding! Many teachers and students in my school laughed at this, saying that our 5000 year civilization was false, and that we should be colonized for another 100 years."


    Chen Yisen didn''t know how to answer for a moment.


    Mrs. Chen said with a smile, "next time, please invite your teachers and classmates to your home, have a lie down or something, and invite them to dinner."


    Candy: why


    Mrs. Chen has a purple explosion head, wearing exaggerated world weariness makeup, and her nails are black. She smiles like an old black mountain demon and says, "of course, it''s to scold them, a group of anti bone children! It''s only to scold them face to face."


    Dressed in crotch pants and half bald and half green fluffy long hair, Chen Yisen ghost shouted: "ah roar! Yes! That''s it! Call them over and scold them. I''ll give them ideological and political lessons and ask Li Tiezhu for textbooks. These girls think they''re great when they''re big?"


    Then he jumped for a while.


    Candy is scared. The Lun family is a girl. Are you two really good at dancing?


    She said, "stay the enemy Mommy, you two dress up like ghosts and talk about patriotism. It''s terrible..."


    Chen Yisen: "female goose, this is called fashion! It is a personal pursuit of taste and does not affect patriotism."


    Mrs. Chen said, "bingo! The mainland entertainment industry is too local."


    Conti rolled a huge white eye: "your so-called fashion is actually the non mainstream killing Matt in the urban-rural fringe. You make me feel very ashamed! Fortunately, I refused where Dad is going! I still like the fashion of Ayn perra."


    Chen Yisen: "I brought him out."


    Candy: please! You haven''t written a new song for many years? Who wrote songs for you, an old singer? In addition, you chirp for most of the day because you don''t know the evidence of 5000 years of history


    Chen Ethan: "darling, it''s up to you."


    Mrs. Chen turned over and pulled out: "Oh, I''m poisoned. Call an ambulance..."


    Chen Yisen looked at the goose and shrugged: "well, look at your mommy, I don''t know! It''s terrible to have no culture."


    Conti turned and left: "you''re not much better! Forget it, I''d better go to the organization for help. I believe the organization will give detailed translation and analysis soon..."


    Chen Yisen was startled: "what organization? I tell you, keep a distance from those girls..."


    Mrs. Chen also jumped up with excitement.


    Conti went back to his room: "no matter how big it is, it''s also a cockroach! ANN, I joined the aenpera church, an organization with aenpera as its idol. Now I''m still a peripheral member who hasn''t passed the examination. Keep working hard, um, believe in the light!"


    Mrs. Chen looked at Chen Ethan blankly.


    Chen Yisen said, "I don''t know! Li Tiezhu said he didn''t have a fan club or a fan group. He didn''t do this, but it''s impossible for his fans to organize spontaneously. After all, his charm is second only to me."


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    At the scene of the program, most of the audience are still very excited. After all, the feeling of the scene is different.


    Liu Le, Yu Quan and Yang Kewen also stood up and applauded to express their affirmation of Li Tiezhu''s song.


    Cai Ya is still looking around. She only hears the melody and doesn''t understand the lyrics.


    The host reherman stepped on the stage again. Of course, he didn''t wear football protective equipment this time, because he had been damaged by Li Tiezhu.


    After he came to the stage, he sighed again and again: "a great new song, thank Li Tiezhu! Thank him for bringing us this work. I was very moved after listening to it. How about you?"


    The audience responded with cheers.


    Reherman added: "the tutors also stood up and were obviously shocked. I believe this has explained some problems."


    Cai Ya quickly stood up. Should this song be moved? Why?


    The audience was already shouting, but the applause was weaker.


    Rehuman said: "it seems that the audience like this song" China keeps turning "very much!"


    "Quite like it!"


    "Cowhide!"


    "Long live China..."


    Reherman began to control the field: "if I were the audience, I would shout louder than you, but I am the host and must keep calm. So... Li Tiezhu, I don''t hate you!"


    "Hahaha..."


    The audience really laughed, and the noise just came to an end.


    Instead, Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "uncle, what do you hate me for?"


    Rehuman: "I hate you for breaking my protective gear."


    Li Tiezhu: "then I''ll compensate you for a set of Hongxing Erke. Don''t host with emotion. CCTV hosts should be professional."


    Reherman was speechless and said to the audience, "well, it''s against the host again, so I tell you that being a host is a high-risk industry, especially hosting programs with Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t you have insurance? What are you afraid of?"


    Rehuman: "do you care if I have insurance? Are you standing? Won''t you move?"


    Sound a little cautious.


    Li Tiezhu stood on the stage, a little confused: "why can''t I move?"


    Reherman: "I''m afraid you''re pushing my lungs. Now I''m almost the hottest expression bag."


    "Congratulations."


    "I..."


    "Ha ha ha ha ha..."


    The audience and tutors can''t understand Li Tiezhu''s brain circuit. What''s so special to congratulate? You did it!


    Reherman found that fighting with Li Tiezhu was not beneficial, so he had to speed up the program process: "next, let''s invite three war watching tutors to comment on Li Tiezhu''s song just now."


    Yu Quan: "how can I comment on this? Whether it''s melody, lyrics, composition or on-site performance, Li Tiezhu has full marks. He is the only contestant. Even, he can sit in my position as a judge. He has this strength and enough influence. Therefore, although their team is my enemy in the next game, I still want to say, Li Tiezhu is good!"


    Cai ya: "I''m intoxicated by a very beautiful song. Li Tiezhu, your talent fascinates me..."


    Li Tiezhu yawned on the stage. When he finished, he came to reherman''s microphone to strengthen: "thank you! Next."


    Rehuman: "er..."


    The last time you put me on the wrong side, even if you acted as a guest host yourself. Now that I''m still alive, you grab the play. Isn''t it a little arrogant?


    Yang Ke asked, "there is no doubt about Li Tiezhu''s talent, but the most rare thing is the word of this song. This word is not perfect, but it is sincere enough. I think as a Chinese, everyone can feel the pride from blood? I have 32 concerts this year... Er... I mean, can I sing this song at the concert?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Yes, but you have to pay."


    After a burst of laughter, it was Liu Le''s turn to comment.


    Liu Le shook his head. Because he was born without a neck, he looked a bit like a turtle looking for food:


    "Promotion!"


    The simple words detonated the scene.


    Although the audience knows that Li Tiezhu''s strength and this song deserve promotion, they can''t help being excited. This impulse can only be felt on the spot.


    The dust settled.


    Rehuman continues to interview Li Tiezhu. Because the other party is the biggest attraction of this issue, the program team has given enough play, even if rehuman doesn''t want to interview Li Tiezhu.


    "Tiezhu, I remember this song was originally called love transfer. It''s a love song. You saw it in the previous VCR. Why did you change it suddenly?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "I always think uncle Ethan''s singing in love transfer is more suitable, his voice and skills. I''m more suitable for growing some simple and real words."


    "You are so young, why don''t you like singing love songs?"


    "What love songs do young people sing? Most of them moan without illness."


    "But you can''t deny that there is true love in this world."


    "Serious people who fall in love?"


    "Ah? Why not fall in love?"


    "Fight for the rise of the motherland! Ollie!"


    "Li Tiezhu! You''re shameless. You''re engaged to songzhu''er in a few months. You say you don''t fall in love and you want to struggle here? Isn''t that fooling people?"


    "No, because most people can''t meet true love in their life, let them struggle. Otherwise, what''s the point of their living?"


    Reherman people are stupid: "I haven''t met true love."


    Li Tiezhu: "come on, uncle! Fight for the rise of the motherland!"


    "Ho ho ho..."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Reherman felt that he had received unprecedented humiliation, so he began to fight back, and then... He was even more torn apart by Li Tiezhu.


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    Backstage, the black child grabbed the water balloon from the stuffy pier, gently touched and kneaded it, and smiled strangely obscene: "do you think this is a simple song? Superficial!"


    Stuffy Dun son pulled his ass: "what else?"


    The black child''s expression was dignified: "no... aenpera must want to teach us something. Remember to inform Odin and Camilla and let them organize a think tank to understand this song. I believe this is a guide to the coming end! It is light!"


    Odin and Camilla are the co founders of aynpera, sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby.


    Stuffy duner nodded, looked at the water balloon changing shape in each other''s hand and said, "I know, that... Why don''t we go to Wangfujing to pinch a female doll tomorrow?"


    The black child shook his head with excitement and said, "no! Not in China. Those who break the law, unlike you milijan, everyone has the freedom to attack the chest. We''d better make tofu at home if we don''t go out tomorrow. Tofu is much more comfortable than balloons and breasts."


    Stuffy dun''er thought deeply and nodded: "tofu is the greatest invention in the world. Hey, hey..."

 Chapter 683

    Li Tiezhu''s promotion is a certainty. After all, the ultimate attribute of the program is the original song. In this regard, it is not enough for others to tie together.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s coming to this program is controversial.


    Some people say that this is unfair and is a dimensionality reduction blow.


    Some people also say that without Li Tiezhu, even if it is not a real good Chinese song, it is actually very reasonable not to regard this program as a competition and as a musician''s Huashan sword debate.


    And reherman, devastated by Li Tiezhu''s iron words and words, couldn''t help saying, "I don''t think we should invite Li Tiezhu to this program. He always makes me the host."


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly: "what''s the matter? Didn''t we chat very well?"


    Rehuman: "


    Who''s special with you? It''s always me who gets hurt.


    Liu Le said with a smile, "I also think you and Tiezhu are not very harmonious. Why don''t... Let''s change the host?"


    With that, he turned to look at the other tutors.


    Yu Quan held his hands high: "I agree! Change Sanin."


    Yang Ke asked, "don''t find anyone else. Let Li Tiezhu host the program directly. He will host the program to ensure its popularity. He did well last time he interviewed himself."


    Cai Ya said curiously, "can you be so casual?"


    "Cornet?"


    Yu Quan suddenly remembered that he had participated in infinite challenge before. The program had no rules and was fun, although he was played... So he suddenly stood up and walked towards the stage.


    The other three tutors were a little confused and didn''t know what he was going to do.


    Reherman: "Teacher Yu Quan, what are you doing?"


    Yu Quan came to reherman and smiled: "offended."


    Rehuman: "what, what?"


    "Bring it, you!"


    Yu Quan grabbed a stack of inscription cards in reherman''s hand and handed them to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took it, was familiar with it, and looked through it a few times.


    Hot man buckled his head: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu said in a loud voice, "Mr. Yu Quan, the program is still going on. Please go back to the tutor''s seat. Thank you!"


    Yu Quan replied with an OK gesture. Everyone has passed the infinite challenge, that is, there is a tacit understanding.


    Li Tiezhu turned his head and said to reherman, "the player''s uncle, Mr. neck has confirmed your promotion. Please go back to your rest room. It''s time for us to invite the next competing singer."


    Rehuman pointed to himself: "me? I''ll go?"


    Li Tiezhu: "please obey the host''s command."


    What is stage fright? Li Tiezhu never knew. In his opinion, this is a variety show. If it is a variety show, we should make gimmicks and do some whole work.


    "You host? What am I?"


    Reherman looked at the director and producer under the stage. They nodded to him together. Obviously, they didn''t support him, but let him leave.


    The director and producer know very well that the audience likes to see Li Tiezhu. Since things have come to this stage, why not do it? Heatman? How many fans does he have?


    After the initial silly roar, the audience understood for seconds and began to applaud and cheer.


    As long as you do something, the audience likes it.


    The other three tutors also understood Yu Quan''s intention and gave him thumbs up one after another.


    Yang Ke asked, "high!"


    Cai ya: "I''ve never been on such a casual program... It''s so interesting!"


    Liu Le: "I''m not a neck teacher. My name is Liu le."


    Li Tiezhu said to the audience, "OK! Mr. Liu Bo. Let''s welcome Li Tiezhu back to the rest room with warm applause and thank him for bringing this beautiful original song. Thank you!"


    Rehuman had no choice but to bow to the audience and tutors and take a stand.


    If you don''t let the host, you won''t host. Isn''t he fragrant after sitting and making money?


    Barrage:


    "Want to change the guest? Take down your host first!"


    "Li Tiezhu is the host''s nemesis."


    "Uncle rehuman, just let it go. At least it won''t top your lungs this time."


    "Suddenly thought of Sanin who was stabbed to his scalp a few days ago..."


    "Li Tiezhu is hosting this program. It''s interesting."


    "Is this an infinite good song?"


    "Since serious brother, the painting style of the whole program has changed suddenly."


    "This is the legendary rat excrement to freshen a pot of soup."


    "Is Mr. Liu Bo OK?"


    "Don''t Chinese people always choose names like this? What they lack in life is called what name. Liu Bo''s name is very pertinent."


    "How about changing Wang Feng''s name to Wang Toutiao?"


    "According to this... Li Tiezhu''s name can''t be looked at directly."


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu was steady and articulate: "I don''t think anyone would be surprised that Li Tiezhu can write such a good song. After all, he is known as the ceiling of the original world in today''s Chinese music world. It''s really written on the teleprompter card. Don''t laugh at you, be serious! The game."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s an honor for the program team and the audience to invite Li Tiezhu to participate in the Chinese good song."


    "Woo ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "it doesn''t matter whether you are honored or not. Just give money. Well, what, let''s invite Liu Bo... Zhang Yang, the second competing singer in Liu Le''s mentor team."


    Zhang Yang came on stage with his slightly strange accordion.


    It''s amazing. A rock singer who likes to play the accordion.


    "Hello, host! Hello, mentors! Hello, audience friends. I''m Zhang Yang."


    "Hello, publicity player, are your new songs ready?"


    "Ready, inspired by my idol''s heavy metal rock back to the Tang Dynasty. My song is called Feng Lang Ju Xu, which is also heavy metal. It''s not copied! It''s original."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the script: "your speech of copying songs has caused a lot of debate and heated discussion among the audience. What do you think of this?"


    Zhang Yang: "at the beginning, copying songs was for learning and living. Now, I have also summarized a set of formulas. By substituting one or two melodies I thought of, I can get the prototype of a song, and then modify and adjust it, and a song can be written. These are all summarized by copying and changing songs. Do you also have your own formula for writing songs?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t have a formula. I think about it in my head and write it directly. I don''t have to change it."


    "Woo ~"


    Zhang Yang blinked: "let me sing directly. I''m afraid I''ll talk for a while. I''m tired of the world."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK. I''ll leave the stage to you!"


    Then, Li Tiezhu got off the stage and seriously communicated with the director about the problem of hosting.


    Zhang Yang began to sing.


    In the backstage lounge, reherman is signing the name of Li Tiezhu for a contestant''s sister Zhao Qing.


    "Does anyone else want to sign? My li Tiezhu''s signature is very valuable."


    Huo Zhien: "listen to the song and analyze the music composition of this song."


    Reherman: "how can I understand these things? Isn''t it OK to write songs? I, Li Tiezhu, write songs just like eating and drinking water."


    Huo Zhien: "


    damn!


    I''m afraid it''s not a real Li Tiezhu.


    In the corridor, the black child rubbed the water balloon comfortably: "Ian Pella is a versatile person, even the host. It''s much better than the host just now. That''s the person who sings in general."


    Stuffy Dun had hands and palms spinning wildly: "why don''t you say that aenpera is light!"


    "What are you doing? Oh, my hand cramps, Mai?"


    "Ann? I''m rubbing spiral pills!"


    "What chicken spiral pill?"


    "You don''t know spiral pill? You haven''t seen the cartoons Mai? The fire thief king and the sea shadow ninja."


    "No. who watches cartoons?"


    "Le, it''s called spiral pill. If you throw your hand for five seconds, you can pinch it like a water balloon. It''s easy!"


    "Hey, I''ll make a Haran."


    "Chinese good songs" continues. Li Tiezhu''s hosting style is strange and fun. It''s the same as crosstalk, but he does a good job in controlling the links, at least not confusing the rhythm.


    Forty minutes later, the remaining five members of Liu Le''s team finished singing. Only Li Tiezhu and Huo Zhien were promoted directly, and the other four were to be determined.


    Host Li Tiezhu invited six contestants to the stage and called out the four contestants to be determined. The final promotion list was decided by the four tutors.


    Finally, Zhang Yang and Li Minna were promoted and Liu Hui and Zhao Qing were eliminated.


    Seeing off the eliminated players, under the auspices of Li Tiezhu, Liu Le''s team and Yu Quan''s team came to the stage together to prepare for the next duel list.


    The eighth period is the six into four of CAI Ya and Yang Ke''s team. The ninth period is the PK match between Liu Le''s team and Yu Quan''s team.


    The rules of PK competition are that four members of two teams catch each other and fight each other. The winner will be promoted directly, and the four who fail will compete for another place, a total of five places, which is half of the top ten.


    Li Tiezhu asked reherman with a teleprompter card: "Li Tiezhu, who do you least want to meet?"


    Hot man covers his face. How can I answer?


    Li Tiezhu stood over and asked himself, "I don''t want to meet the mountain band..."


    Rehuman pushed him away and said to himself, "I personally don''t want to meet the teachers of the mountain band. Their music is great! So I don''t want to eliminate them."


    The audience, tutors and contestants laughed.


    Rehuman was serious and thought, aren''t you doing something? I''ll add a fire for you.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Tiezhu players are not modest enough. Teachers of the mountain band, do you have anything to say? It''s time to talk hard."


    Zhai, a 40 year old teacher of the mountain band, said, "we''re not here to win the championship. We''re here to fight with experts. Therefore, we hope to meet Li Tiezhu."


    But the players can''t control the list, and the mentors has the final say.


    Finally, the duel list came out.


    Publicity vs. Lin Lihang, Huo Zhien vs. Liu Tianyang, Li Tiezhu vs. Wang Wu, Li Minna vs. mountain band.


    Some people are happy and others are sad, but with the release of the list, the program of the seventh issue of "Chinese good songs" has come to an end.


    Because it was the first time that all the contestants who were promoted to the second round gathered together, the program group invited them to dinner, which also made the contestants get familiar with each other, so as to lay a good atmosphere for future programs.


    Li Tiezhu pushed off, but he still went, which made the two bodyguards nervous, and the water balloon was in no mood to pinch.


    After three rounds of drinking, Li Minna from the same group found Li Tiezhu and exchanged wechat. She also leaned in his ear and said, "I appreciate your talent very much. If you have time, come to my house to study music! I''ll wait for you."

 Chapter 684

    Li Tiezhu: "what music do you study?"


    Li Minna smiled shyly: "you can study whatever music you like."


    At this time, the night snack scene has been quite chaotic, some have gone, and the remaining three or two are chatting and boxing together.


    Li Tiezhu was relatively simple. He held it for almost an hour. When he saw that everyone was still alive after eating, he took two foreign bodyguards and began to wind up. There are a lot of dishes, many of which have not been touched.


    The most important thing is that Li Tiezhu pays, so we can''t waste it.


    As for why Li Tiezhu paid, it''s a long story. Originally, the program team paid, but later became the director, then Liu Le, then Yang Ke asked, then re Heman, and finally became Li Tiezhu somehow.


    Li Tiezhu bit a chicken wing and said, "I don''t like music. What''s there to discuss?"


    Li Minna was short of words for a while. She had never flirted with such simplicity.


    One side of the stuffy pier said, "Ian Pera, she wants you to go to her house to rub spiral pills."


    Black waher burst out laughing. Just now, under the guidance of stuffy duner, he successfully rubbed out the spiral pill. It felt really good: "spiral pill with both hands, hey hey! Ease!"


    Li Minna was startled. What the hell? Two foreign devils speak Xichuan dialect?


    Li Tiezhu wondered more: "what chicken spiral pill?"


    Li Minna understood. Lian mengdai guessed that the two foreign men laughed so obscene. What else could they be? She is 23 years old and 17 years old. She is a trainee in Nanbang. She has a beautiful figure and a big spiral pill. Now she plans to make more money for the development of China based on her own money.


    She approached Li Tiezhu and rubbed Li Tiezhu''s arm with a spiral pill: "Tiezhu, I''ve been writing a song recently. I always feel like I''ve encountered a bottleneck. I don''t know how to proceed. Can you help me clear the bottleneck?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s none of my business?"


    "Er... Don''t I admire you very much? You are my idol. As long as you help me write a new song, I can promise you a request."


    "What requirements?"


    Li Minna flew a wink, a spiral pill, rubbed Li Tiezhu''s arm: "whatever requirements."


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes lit up: "it''s OK to ask too much?"


    Li Minna: "the better."


    Li Tiezhu said, "well, can you stand upside down with one hand?"


    "Er..."


    "What about the back somersault?"


    "Er..."


    "No? Forget it."


    "Handstand what? Aren''t you talking about music? Can you... Give me some guidance?"


    "No."


    "Why? Is it because the schedule is too busy? I can come to you."


    "Not busy."


    "What''s the matter? Are you sorry? Everyone is friends. What''s wrong with you?"


    "I don''t want to be friends with you."


    "Er..."


    For the first time, a man refused her so thoroughly that he slapped her in the face.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Li Minna and said, "what spicy claw said, you can''t make friends with the woman who wants to sleep with me."


    Li Minna blushed: "you, you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t want to sleep. What are you doing rubbing my chest against me? I feel silica gel! Li Minna player, I advise you to pay attention to your words and deeds and be an artist with integrity and shame!"


    Li Minna brushed away: "NIMA... Something''s wrong!"


    "Why don''t you go? You don''t spend money," said the stuffy pier


    The black child scolded, "safety is more important than Mount Tai. There is only one life. Take precautions. Do you know? In case she poisons there?"


    Li Tiezhu was surprised: "is there such an operation?"


    Holding a piece of roasted tofu, the black baby looked strange: "Hey! You don''t know, once we protected a customer in Nanmi Prefecture by hooking up with a female drop. As a result, you guessed that it was poisonous! And it was highly poisonous..."


    Li Tiezhu: "heding red?"


    Black baby: "HIV."


    After chatting for a while, stuffy duner stood aside to guard. As long as someone approached, he would make all kinds of hints, because Li Tiezhu and black waer were going to talk about machine secrets.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "how did you know that Li Minna would come to me?"


    It turned out that black waer had reminded Li Tiezhu before.


    Hei wa''er said: "we checked almost all the players, and Li Minna is the most suspect. She had a deed of sale in Nanbang entertainment circle for ten years. When her aunt came, she had to go with the boss. Hey, but she suddenly took out a lot of money to terminate the contract, which is very unusual..."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, what about the other side?"


    "The woman lives in a Chinatown in Luoshan chicken. She rents a house. She doesn''t have a job. She hardly goes out except buying food every day. She keeps herself in the house and doesn''t talk to people nearby. She seems very vigilant."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "have you confirmed your identity information?"


    Heiwa''er: "yes, it has been handed over to miss song. She will send someone to investigate secretly in China. She is a dancer. It is said that she was expelled from her troupe a month ago. Half a month ago, her account suddenly increased by 500000, and the source is unknown. In order not to scare the snake, we are only secretly monitoring the woman without further action."


    The female dancer they said was the one who suddenly disappeared after giving Li Tiezhu jelly last time.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "what about the follow-up? If she has been like this, can''t she find out anything?"


    Black baby: "Don''t worry, her situation is the routine operation of the windward head. It will be fine after a period of time. When she relaxes her vigilance, she will naturally show her feet. In addition, like her, she will generally contact each other again. It won''t be too difficult to find out, but it takes time. Because the person she contacts later will not be the direct instigator, usually a middleman, and she needs time One by one. "


    Li Tiezhu thought it was too complicated to understand.


    ¡­¡­


    A week later, in the eighth issue of China''s good songs, Cai Ya and Yang Ke asked the team to finish six into four, and Li Tiezhu didn''t participate.


    Another week, the PK war began in the ninth issue of Chinese good songs.


    Zhang Yang was defeated by Lin Lihang, Huo Zhien defeated Liu Tianyang, Li Tiezhu defeated Wang Wu with a song "dreamer", and the mountain band easily defeated Li Minna, and the two teams fought two to two.


    The last key place was a dramatic scene. Li Minna, who was not top-notch in both creation and singing, won the most audience votes and tutor votes and was promoted smoothly.


    If it''s just like this, it''s nothing, but her speech after promotion makes people daydream:


    "I didn''t expect that I could be promoted. It was a great surprise. I thank my tutors and the audience, especially Li Tiezhu, who helped me a lot in composition. We were like old friends at first sight. He always patiently gave me guidance and suggestions, which benefited me a lot..."


    This is just a rumor.


    But Li Tiezhu has finished his performance, and he doesn''t even have a chance to clarify.


    After the program ended, rumors about Li Tiezhu and Li Minna began to spread on the Internet. Even the photos of Li Minna''s chest and Li Tiezhu''s arm at the dinner party half a month ago were posted on the Internet. Some even said that Li Tiezhu took a fancy to Li Minna''s beauty and "redeemed" her from the South stick country.


    In this regard, songzhuer Weibo replied: "she doesn''t deserve it."


    Songzhu''er found that Li Minna had signed up for yehenara''s studio, and yehenara helped get her out of the contract and came to China from South stick country.


    However, after the analysis of rabbit smashing, yehenara, who was trampled into the mud, did not dare to provoke Li Tiezhu again. Now she suddenly appeared, which can only explain one problem... There is someone behind her, and that person is likely to be the mastermind.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu did not pay too much attention. His attention was on the film.


    Because something strange happened.


    In the past few days, the box office and film arrangement rate of "people in the embarrassing way" continued to decline, and was overwhelmed by several blockbusters.


    But a week ago, a lot of tap water suddenly appeared on the Internet, crazy to the netizens Amway "people in the embarrassing way", which can be said to be highly praised. The score of "people in the embarrassing way" also went from 8.4 to 8.9.


    Then, many Amway netizens poured into the cinema, and the box office of "people in the embarrassing way" began to increase significantly, with a cumulative box office of 630 million in half a month. In only half a month, the box office completed the one month expectation, and the cinema''s scheduling rate of "people in the embarrassing way" began to increase.


    The box office of Kung Fu reached 2.5 billion, four times that of people in embarrassment.


    Li Tiezhu''s cumulative total box office exceeded 7 billion.


    It seems... Ten billion box office achievements are not a dream?


    Ten days later, on March 4, the fighting of the Spring Festival was basically over, and the box office results came out:


    Kung Fu grossed $4.8 billion.


    "Wandering earth" grossed $3.9 billion.


    "Crazy aliens" grossed $3.4 billion.


    "Galloping life" grossed 1.6 billion.


    "People in trouble" grossed 1.2 billion (two more days).


    The total box office of the magic detective Pu Songling was 130 million.


    Li Tiezhu''s total box office was 10 billion, becoming the third 10 billion film emperor in China.


    It''s Monday.


    Li Tiezhu got the news that his box office had exceeded 10 billion in class. The whole person was still a little dizzy. The students who also learned the news congratulated Li Tiezhu one after another.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host on completing the main task 5, with a box office of more than 10 billion. Reward: intelligence value of 66 points and a pair of lucky rubber shoes.]


    well?


    Is that too blatant?


    Where are the kickback shoes on my feet?


    you ''re right!


    The shoes on Li Tiezhu''s feet have become the yellow rubber shoes he used to be particularly familiar with, just like the ones he wore during the audition.


    He shrank in fear of being discovered.


    Perfunctorily, Li Tiezhu tried to take off his shoes and found that he could take them off. He didn''t have to wear these shoes all his life.


    [Ding! Congratulations! The host''s film and television achievements have exceeded 10000 points and won the medal of "showing the edge". Reward: 20 intelligence points.]


    Yo?


    Double happiness, this is!


    Li Tiezhu was so happy that he finally said goodbye to the days of poverty. Now I''m too rich in intelligence!


    What should I do?

 Chapter 685

    My feet are a little cold.


    Lying in the trough, what a familiar feeling? This is the taste of wearing yellow rubber shoes in winter.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing five main tasks after two years and eight months.]


    What about the reward?


    Congratulations are useful?


    Li Tiezhu already knew that the system could hear his voice, but he didn''t bird him.


    [of course there are rewards, but you have to go through three Q & A tests. Only if you answer all the questions correctly can you get the mysterious prize. Are you ready?]


    No, not ready.


    Li Tiezhu is in a mess. Do you want to answer questions? Well, let''s stabilize the wave first and answer the questions after thinking clearly. These questions must be very strange.


    [the system is relieved to see that the host is not ready. Please listen to the first question...]


    fuck!


    [excuse me, what is the full name of the system?]


    Uh


    This question seems a little familiar. It seems that system 404 asked it before. What is it?


    Li Tiezhu is numb. Who asked you to take a non mainstream name? Who remembers it?


    Think about


    Er, this, this


    Straddle plane? No, it''s Cross dimensional, cross dimensional entertainment... Classic interaction, exchange system! Cross dimensional entertainment classic exchange system!


    [congratulations, the host answered correctly.]


    Li Tiezhu felt that his feet were not cold. Maybe he was scared and sweating?


    No, the shoes on your feet have changed back.


    It turned out that the lucky yellow rubber shoes were not a physical prize, but a virtual object. By default, Li Tiezhu had put them on, which did not conflict with his changing shoes in real life.


    At this time, the bell rang after class. They had a theory class and a big class together.


    The students in the ladder classroom left one after another, but Li Tiezhu didn''t move.


    [please listen to the second question. What reward will be given when the cat''s domestication reaches 100%.]


    I remember this. After all, the cat is so white, tender and juicy.


    Reward 10 points of maximum intelligence.


    There''s nothing for eggs. I urgently need to promote domestication. It''s obsessive-compulsive disorder. Cough, it''s not a pervert, not a pervert.


    Correct answer! The third question is practice, please listen to the question...]


    Huh?


    What practical questions?


    You''re talking! Did you get a card?


    "Li Tiezhu, Congratulations! Congratulations on becoming the youngest 10 billion film emperor. You''re great!"


    A royal sister''s voice sounded in Li Tiezhu''s ear.


    Li Tiezhu turned around and saw that she was a big sister with heavy makeup and plump figure. She seemed to be a classmate in the junior college class at the same level of the performance major. She was a little older because she took the exam several times?


    Anyway, this sister is very big. She has coveted her figure for a long time, but she has insufficient power to play because she is less than 30 years old.


    It looks like Liu.


    At this time, she was bending over and smiling at Li Tiezhu, with long big waves and long hair scattered on one side.


    "Hello, thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled politely.


    Liu what said: "I recently received an online play, but I''m so stressed. I''m afraid I can''t perform well... I haven''t had any performance experience before. I''m completely a baby. You must have a lot of experience after shooting so many plays. I''ll buy you coffee. Can you share your experience with me?"


    Li Tiezhu is used to it. There are always many beautiful girls who want to get close to him, and none of them is euphemistic. They are all active and crazy. He just wanted to decline, because he never knew what tension and pressure were.


    But just then, Ding.


    [Ding! The host has the following three options: A, politely refuse her and tell her that it''s OK to shoot with your heart. B, agree and go to have coffee and do something else with her. C, call an experienced old artist songzhuer to make up lessons for her.]


    How do you choose?


    Li Tiezhu himself, of course, chose A. he was too troublesome. B is absolutely impossible! C£¿ Even Li Tiezhu, who is not very intelligent, knows that what others want is not real experience sharing, but fine x sharing. It is meaningful to make up lessons for her.


    Obviously, the neurological system doesn''t play cards according to common sense.


    Which is the correct answer?


    "Tiezhu, go to the canteen for braised pork at noon... Er... Bye!"


    Just at this time, songzhu''er and Xu Jiazhen jumped over arm in arm. Seeing that Li Tiezhu was being harassed by big bobova in the next class, they immediately turned and left.


    Dada dada


    He runs a little fast.


    Xu Jiazhen whispered, "don''t you go up and kick big bobova?"


    Matsushita: "this is natural. I kicked it for a long time last time. I didn''t kick it out of shape! You can fight for hot water, trainers and toilets. Don''t fight for men, you know? Slip away."


    Xu Jiazhen thought so.


    The girls in their class and the girls in the junior college class often get together to fight and win or lose each other. Songzhuer is often suppressed by dabobowa''s weight and has to make repeated false surrender and sneak attacks.


    Anyway, if you fight alone, songzhuer is defeated miserably every time: it''s really a difficult Olympics


    Li Tiezhu suddenly shouted, "bamboo! Come back."


    Songzhu''er looked back in surprise, and then slowly dawdled back with her dog leg Xu Jiazhen and tilted her head: "why?"


    She thought to herself, Da bobova must want to ask you for indoor multi position singles. What''s the matter with you? Didn''t you look right?


    Liu ho straightened up and watched songzhu''er and Xu Jiazhen warily. She was afraid that if the other party disagreed, she would fight with one against two. She was not sure. This situation has a lesson from the past. It is often Xu Jiazhen, a dog leg, who jumps up and hugs his leg. Pine and bamboo fly to kick. After kicking down, he rides on his body with a king''s eight fists.


    Li Tiezhu hesitated again and again and chose C because it was the most immoral.


    According to the urinality of the system, this is the correct answer.


    So, Li Tiezhu said, "what classmate Liu..."


    Matsushita: "Liu Dabo."


    Xu Jiazhen added: "big popova. Yaxi!"


    Li Tiezhu meowed, and his heavy down jacket puffed up: "er..."


    Liu what: "my name is Liu Tingmei."


    Li Tiezhu said: "anyway, the thing is like this. Liu Dabo Tingmei received a play and didn''t have much experience in filming for the first time. So he asked me for help and hoped to share some filming experience with her... But I''m an actor and haven''t made any TV dramas."


    Liu Tingmei was embarrassed. She seemed to have expected that the other party would laugh at her madly.


    Xu Jiazhen: "Yo, it''s the second semester of my sophomore year, so I only took the first play? Is the enrollment of Nortel so casual now? Or is your gold lord father unreliable?"


    Liu Tingmei yelled at her blunder and wanted to run away.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t say that! But everyone is a classmate and should help each other. Zhu''er and Jiazhen have made a lot of plays, especially zhu''er. You''ve been acting since childhood, and you can certainly help this classmate. Why don''t you do this? How about you make up half an hour''s class for her every noon?"


    Liu Tingmei: "no, don''t bother. I''ll go back and explore myself."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the effect of self exploration? Don''t refuse. My bamboo likes to help others best."


    Song zhu''er smiled strangely: "Oh, hey, hey... Of course! It''s settled."


    Xu Jiazhen also made a 180 degree turn: "yes! Don''t you just want to help? Are you looking for iron pillars to paste upside down? Take the initiative to devote yourself like other women? It must not be!"


    Liu Tingmei: "well... Of course not."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! That''s it."


    Songzhu''er and Xu Jiazhen left and left with Liu Tingmei.


    "Is it the protagonist? Female No. 1? That''s easy to do. I told you to get angry first when you went to the set, and make a big fuss about trivial things..."


    "Scold when you see an unpleasant supporting actress. Don''t be polite, so that you can have prestige and status on the set..."


    "There''s no need to recite the lines at all. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven will do..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. Pine and bamboo must be saying the opposite? It''s hard for her. She''s very attentive.


    Ah!


    It feels good to help others!


    Liu Dabo must benefit a lot!


    So... Am I right?


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host and gain 1 serious value. Since the host chose the most abnormal option C, the reward is temporarily changed to "serious task". Each time you complete the task, you can gain 1 serious value, accumulate 100 serious values and exchange 10000 achievement values to help you grow into an all-round superstar as soon as possible!]


    what the hell!


    It''s a hole.


    In other words, whichever answer you choose for the third question will get the corresponding task?


    However, there are benefits.


    The achievement value required for the ultimate task is just over half. If you can exchange 10000 points, it is really delicious.


    Then, Li Tiezhu also took his books, left the classroom and checked the data in the system.


    Current intelligence: 90 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 100 points.


    Serious value: 1 / 100 points.


    Music Achievement: 27541 points.


    Variety achievements: 15323 points.


    Film and television achievements: 14246 points.


    Tiktok: 153 million 750 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99.8%.


    [ultimate task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety and film and television all exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points. Unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and live to win 250 intelligence points and a mystery award.]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills


    Item: Lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky + 9)


    When Li Tiezhu came to the canteen, big tongue play had finished the meal, and Ju Chang and hammer had eaten it.


    Big tongue played a bet and slept with aunt Qin LAN for half a month. He lost and let people scold the pervert. He was willing to admit defeat. He wanted to give four people in the dormitory a month''s meal.


    Li Tiezhu sat down to eat.


    Big tongue Playing: "where''s big bobova? Why are you here? Didn''t you fuck coffee with her? Brother Zhu!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "she came to ask for help. I asked zhu''er to teach her filming experience. I think she will gain something! Helping others is the source of happiness. I feel very rich if I can help her."


    Buried in the meal, Wang Xiaokai and Li Zhixuan strangely raised their heads and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    The big tongue played with a thumbs up: "excellent! Why didn''t I think I could play like this? Blunder! I should pretend to be a weak person, ask her for sympathy, shoot an injury or something, and then find the opportunity to be alone and directly bow the overlord. Tut Tut, aunt Qin is getting more and more delicious as she gets older, suck and slip..."


    Li Tiezhu picked up Wu Lei''s mobile phone and played.


    Big tongue play: "don''t turn it over, the aunt posture in my mobile phone has been deleted."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll send a message to Aunt Qin to make her beware of you."


    Big tongue immediately grabbed his mobile phone and found that Li Tiezhu sent a "aunt, be careful not to be alone with him. I''m Tiezhu. Wu Lei has an attempt to commit a crime". He immediately chose to withdraw, but it''s too late.


    Aunt Qin returned, "I see."


    Big tongue played with both hands to hide his face: "Han PI Li Tiezhu! Han PI Li Tiezhu! Fuck!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "big tongue play, I''m here to help you! After all, the French Open is magnificent, careless but not leaky. Stop, don''t go crazy on the edge of breaking the law and crime."


    Big tongue Playing: "what''s illegal? Just sleep clothes..."


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and ate.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing another "serious task" and obtaining 1 point of seriousness.]

 Chapter 686

    Oh ~ wordy GA!


    So this skill is used like this! Well, for Li Tiezhu, a serious task is not a task, but a skill to earn experience value.


    Li Tiezhu lowers his head to pick up the rice. The braised meat is very fragrant. I have to say that what Nortel is most satisfied with is the food. Maybe the students here are not poor, so the aunt''s hands are not shaking and the weight is full.


    Wang Xiaokai and Li Zhixuan are laughing. Only Han PI dares to rectify this coquettish operation. There is no need to worry about being retaliated by big tongue, because... Can''t beat it.


    Big tongue felt humiliated: "what are you laughing at? If Han PI hadn''t been my brother, I would have hammered him to death."


    Li Zhixuan: "you hammer, can we cheer you on? Lose the 120 number in advance. You can adjust it, you can adjust it!"


    Big tongue Playing: "


    Wang Xiaokai dropped the stone: "and that aunt has been in war for a long time. You may be better than her, but it''s impossible to wear sleeping clothes."


    The big tongue played with a red face and argued: "if you don''t sleep well, lick it! My tongue is made of frosted material."


    Li Zhixuan: "you can pull it down! What haven''t people seen? It''s harmful to frosting? Do you know sandpaper? Everyone has a golden bell covered iron cloth shirt, and you still put it on display. I tell you, thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger. If you accidentally click you, you''ll be broken."


    Wang Xiaokai whispered, "don''t get a bone."


    Li Zhixuan stretched out his hand and took a deep thought: "there are no bones! But I can''t tell if someone will fix your bald skin three in and three out? How will it be done then? Wait for amputation?"


    Wang Xiaokai: "can that thing amputate?"


    Li Zhixuan said, "all the pestles have been ground into needles. Don''t amputate and keep them for the Chinese new year as fried dishes with Flammulina velutipes?"


    Big tongue Playing: "hammer! I wear a cover! Three layers!"


    Li Zhixuan: "third floor? Do you wear a mask? Why don''t you put Yang Guo here? Is it a dejected loser? Do you want me to buy you a carving?"


    Xichuan dialect and northeast dialect are absolute enemies. Li Zhixuan didn''t change his accent when surrounded by three Xichuan bitches. But the other three Xichuan mang children have not received the radiation of northeast dialect at all, so they are barely equal.


    Big tongue said: "Okamoto 0.01, very thin."


    Li Zhixuan: "you look like a bear. You don''t want to make you obey the law. If you grow thick, you can''t stop rolling dough. Do you know? Wearing a condom can make you thicker?"


    Wu Lei was worried: "I''m rough! Don''t believe Bibi?"


    Li Zhixuan: "I don''t fencing. Didn''t Aunt DUWA just collapse you in three hours last time? Why? You let others do three moves?"


    Wu Lei: "not three hours, but two hours."


    Li Zhixuan: "Oh, my God! Have the face to say it? One slow movement of your left hand and right hand will take you an hour, and you will be rich for an hour to rest. Ah! You can''t say, you can''t say... What happened in our donkey hoof manger? Just bother you. You''re horizontal in the nest! You little garbage, you don''t have strength."


    Wu Lei: "that... That... At least I''m not a virgin!"


    Li Zhixuan took a deep breath: "eat."


    Wang Xiaokai: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu finally recovered and looked at Li Zhixuan: "our 315 dormitory is still your purest!"


    Li Zhixuan: "get out!"


    Wu Lei: "let''s raise money to buy him a doll for his birthday next month? Silicone! Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu: "forget it, let him maintain the form of handicraft industry, environmental protection."


    The four people ate happily and had to say that their relationship was the best in the dormitory of the same department, because their respective positioning did not conflict with each other. Li Tiezhu is a draft singer and film actor, Wu Lei is a child star of TV series, Wang Xiaokai is a popular idol, and Li Zhixuan is a rich second generation.


    On the other side of the canteen, in the corner, Liu Tingmei glanced at the laughing Li Tiezhu and others with sad eyes. I just want you to lay down the rules and give yourself Lala resources. As a result, you asked your old enemy songzhuer to make up for me? Make up lessons? You think I owe you?


    The key is not to run. As soon as you run, these two goods catch up with me and give me a fucking punch! Absolutely! I know them too well!


    It depends on whether his friends come to the canteen for dinner. As a result, good guy waited for half an hour. He was stunned that no one waited. These grandchildren have money, huh? They all went out for a stir fry, didn''t they?


    Matsushita said and suddenly stopped: "big Bova, your eyes are turning around. Don''t you want to escape?"


    Liu Tingmei: "what nonsense? I''m... Thinking about what you just said. There''s also a certain truth! I feel I''ve benefited a lot!"


    Pretending to be a grandson, who won''t? I''ve seen you perform hundreds of times.


    Xu Jiazhen: "then repeat, what did Zhu Er just say?"


    Liu Tingmei: "ah! This, this..."


    Here, Li Tiezhu wolfed down his meal and sneaked out of the canteen with three bitches. He was ready to go to the rehearsal room. I heard that a schoolgirl was dancing in the samba, and her butt was twisted so that her tail and vertebrae were about to fly out. The four decided to criticize.


    As soon as I got to the door, I heard a sharp cry somewhere.


    "Ah..."


    "I''ll kill you!"


    "Hold your ass, I''ll ride on her head, hold on!"


    "Come on!"


    "Let go of me..."


    "Die!"


    "Crows fly!"


    "I fought with you, ah, er..."


    Li Tiezhu stood at the entrance of the canteen and looked sideways. It was a familiar and beautiful scenery.


    Xu Jiazhen threw Liu Tingmei, who suddenly ran away, down with a skillful leg hugging fall, then turned over and rode on her ass, holding each other''s legs with both hands. Songzhuer then followed, sat on the back of popova''s head, pulled each other''s two arms and broke back hard. Big popova squirmed wildly, but she couldn''t take it off at all, so she had to shout.


    Wang Xiaokai: "today is two dozen one. Yo! Tiger Crane double shape?"


    Li Zhixuan said: "Wang baquan is swung out! The monitor is still stable. He takes Xu Jiazhen everywhere in the school, just in case of need! I would like to call Xu Jiazhen Wei the best control skill!"


    The big tongue frowned and said, "don''t you pick your pants this time? Why is it getting less and less intense?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "the experience of spicy claw and Jia Zhen Shi in teaching Liu Tingmei to make a film may be an action play?"


    Big tongue licked his mouth: "I''m familiar with the action play! Shall I help?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you go? You go, the nature changes."


    Wang Xiaokai said, "yes! Stop all strong female behavior in the school."


    Li Zhixuan: "Oh, my God, it''s not allowed outside school."


    After watching it for a while, they felt it was not wonderful. The four shook their heads and left to criticize the vulgar dance of freshmen.


    After reading it, Li Tiezhu directly a set of Latin dance women''s clothes, and sent a message of condolences to sister lengba: "cat! Are you better from your waist injury?"


    The last picnic in the zoo on Valentine''s Day made the cat''s injury worse. It''s all pine and bamboo.


    That night, Xu Jiazhen video reported today''s events:


    "Today, I helped make up lessons with Da bobova with zhu''er. In the idea that everyone is a classmate, we gave each other money, but she didn''t seem to appreciate it... Later, because Da bobova began to show wave again, she was caught by song Zhuer and got angry. Then she fought again... Fortunately, I was quick in my eyes and hands. I grabbed her hair and broke her legs, and zhu''er was able to output with all my strength... Ming It must be another bad battle. Go to bed first. Xu Jiazhen reports. "


    "Read."


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    Friday night, March 8.


    Li Tiezhu came to Donghai, the long lost apartment, and brought the Persian cat Xiao Jiu from Kyoto. Considering that lengba has almost no work tasks this year in order to recover from her injury, she specially brought Xiao Jiu to accompany her.


    Xiao Jiu was especially intimate when he saw lengba. After all, his favorite is lengba. Maybe it''s because of the same kind. What Xiao Jiu hates most is Zhao Liya. What he fears most is songzhu''er. He spent more than a year in Kyoto. He was trembling... He didn''t dare to make the hostess angry.


    Lengba is watching TV with her cat on her head. The TV is announcing the 11th issue of China''s good songs tonight, the resurrection game. There''s nothing wrong with Li Tiezhu.


    The 14 eliminated contestants will perform a new original song one by one and strive for the last two promotion places. Together with the previous top ten list, it forms the list of twelve people''s congresses in the third round of finals.


    The twelfth stage is twelve into eight, the thirteenth stage is eight into five, and the last stage is the peak battle, five into three plus championship competition.


    After the notice is the advertisement:


    "It''s still the original formula and familiar taste. I''m afraid to drink fuyanjie on fire!"


    The game hasn''t started yet.


    Li Tiezhu put the dance clothes on the tea table and motioned to sister lengba to see if they fit.


    Because lengba said she could only dance tango, Li Tiezhu bought a new set, which was very valuable. For art! I, aynpera Lee, would even like to play the steel pipe again.


    Lengba stroked Xiao Jiu comfortably, grunted and said lazily, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, I appreciate your kindness, but although my waist injury is much better, it''s not suitable for dancing. Of course, even if I can dance, I won''t show you such exposed dance clothes. Please respect yourself!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I just look at the clothes and buy you one. There''s no other attempt! I''m very proud."


    "Oh!"


    "By the way, unlimited challenge is going to invite me to be a permanent guest this year. There are Yue Yupeng and Lei Datou. Have you quit?"


    "It''s said that I''m self-cultivation this year. What variety shows do I have? What''s your wrong idea?"


    "No, I thought you weren''t there, so I refused. Now the infinite challenge doesn''t want to go two years ago. The brand is rotten, and I won''t go."


    "If the price is good, you can take it. Don''t you make money? Mr. Li Tiezhu, who loves money."


    "The main reason is that there are too many variety shows for me, so I have to pick a good one. There are still three episodes of good Chinese songs. Then the Guo or other high jump director last time had a five hundred thousand episode of their program" actors in place ". Please let me go. Can I refuse?"


    "Five million? So much?"


    Lengba picked up her dance clothes and was ready to change them in the living room. Although the mouth is very tough, the cat is still obedient physically and takes off quickly.


    Dazzling white, worthy of being an artist of time!


    Li Tiezhu hugged Xiao Jiu and said with appreciation: "Ang! At the beginning, it was two million yuan. I reached my intention and didn''t sign the contract. Then, didn''t I break ten billion yuan with Grammy and box office? Mengge and zhu''er thought I was an actor in that program and declined. As a result, their ratings are worrying now. They are eager for me to save a wave of ratings, which has reached five million. I think... I''m a member of the performance Department of Nortel Students, their basic identity is actors. It''s also a good thing to accept the guidance of those big directors, so they agreed. "

 Chapter 687

    When Xiao Jiu grew up, he became a lot more docile. Of course, he also gained a lot of weight. Now he is a white fat man of eleven kilograms, and has become fat nine.


    Leng Ba studied with her dancers. "I heard that the program was not good enough, and several directors were screwed up. Make complaints about your current coffee spot."


    Li Tiezhu found that lengba was a lot fatter where she should be. She had a little sense of achievement: "it''s not shabby to make money. Of course, I went to stand and earn money! The contract was signed only once, and the other party hinted clearly that they just rubbed my current heat and flow. I don''t need to be as low-profile as other players. It''s OK to scold several directors."


    "Scold or scold?"


    "Yes."


    "Aren''t those big directors angry?"


    "What if they''re angry? This is Penguin video."


    "Oh! No wonder."


    Lengba gestures in front of her with her dance clothes. She is not in a hurry to wear them. She swings around and twists the tag with scissors:


    "Then their program will not be darker?"


    "Anyway, it''s black enough. Black and red are also red. This is what spicy claws say. She will be black and red when she grows up."


    "These people really want to make money. They don''t want their face."


    "Isn''t it all like this in the circle? You told me, and those directors obviously hit the box office and need to turn over."


    "Also..."


    Li Tiezhu rubbed the fat into a ball: "in addition, I also received a new program introduced by he Ling, the military and national defense program" real man "of Xiangnan TV station."


    Lengba went to the cloakroom and changed a pair of big red high heels. She walked back and said, "this program sounds very suitable for you. Are they looking for you because of soldier assault?"


    She is very confident about her figure and always likes to show it in front of Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes! I heard that I really want to go to the army to shoot. Who can resist it? So, although the price is not very good, I still took it. I heard that I can touch rockets, anti tank guns and so on, and I will participate in the exercise!"


    "Do you men like guns so much?"


    "Of course."


    "Don''t you have it yourself?"


    "Ms. lengba, please be civilized. I''m still a student."


    "I..."


    "Also, can you please put on your clothes? It''s too shameful for two big snows to swing around in front of others? Do you think such shameless exposure can make me lose my principles and bottom line? It''s too natural!"


    "Are you talking about them?"


    "Otherwise? Please don''t pinch around. I sent you dance clothes for you to dance and recover your waist injury. Don''t you think I will have any strange attempt on you?"


    "No?"


    "Of course not! I am a principled person and will never touch you today. Let''s maintain a pure friendship!"


    [Ding...]


    Li Tiezhu''s face is serious. As expected, it''s a little more serious. It''s better to be serious.


    Lengba is excited. She has been serious for a long time. Although she feels exciting, she is not as exciting as today. It turns out that the master is serious and professional! ok Then let''s be serious with each other! That''s interesting.


    Lengba began to wear dance clothes: "Mr. Li Tiezhu, please find out. This is my real estate. It''s legal for me to throw snow at my own house. There''s nothing to blame."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you wearing your clothes upside down? Teacher lengba, this is a backless dress..."


    Lengba: "I''m a professional dancer. You don''t understand! Well, I''m going to dance. Please don''t disturb me to resume training."


    Li Tiezhu handed the paper towel: "OK, but please wipe your saliva first."


    Lengba touched the corner of her mouth, slightly puzzled, then bowed her head and suddenly realized and took the paper towel: "thank you! I''m really a little hungry. Laugh, laugh."


    Then, lengba danced with a soft figure. The open breasted dance clothes were a little too small to hold, which made people dizzy.


    After that, Li Tiezhu was really honest and never did a little cross-border behavior.


    However, lengba went a little too far. Based on the principle that this is her house and everything she does is legal, she danced in front of Xiao Jiu for a long time, especially kneeling and horse riding dance. She was so excited that she cried, but... She was full.


    In view of Li Tiezhu''s seriousness, the system has been stung many times for encouragement.


    Li Tiezhu is watching the end of the resurrection match of "Chinese good song". Wang Wu and Liu Tianyang are lucky to break out of the siege and enter the top 12.


    At his feet, lengba, who was wet with sweat, curled up and shrunk, his powdery chest fluctuated violently, his crimson face was full of beads of sweat, and his hair was close to his body because of the moisture.


    She licked her lips, leaned her head against Li Tiezhu''s thigh and brushed with her mobile phone.


    This is a habit she has developed in the past two years. She likes to rub around at the foot of Li Tie''s column before and after.


    Lengba''s body was still trembling: "Li, Mr. Li Tiezhu, do you have any plans for tomorrow?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No. go to record the actor in place the day after tomorrow. Do you have any ideas?"


    Lengba: "I''m going on a date tomorrow! The male artist chasing me is still very warm... He invites me to a movie tomorrow."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh. Then I''ll find Feiyue."


    Lengba rubbed Li Tiezhu''s thigh with her chin: "date! What clothes to wear tomorrow?"


    In fact, it''s not a date. She''s going to play a play with this man. She''s an artist under sister Mi''s banner. It''s just a tacit understanding in advance. In this regard, Li Tiezhu will not be angry. He knows that lengba is just playful and has some psychology


    Otherwise, why does her play go after men?


    Sister MI and herself have a clear understanding of her and know what role can better release her nature. M doesn''t like being pursued by others. Who asked you to treat me as an immortal daughter?


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    The next afternoon, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue were shopping in the East China Sea. Yang Feiyue knew that his master had come to the East China Sea and specially invited him out to eat snacks.


    Wearing a cap and a mask, they rode a small yellow car through all kinds of streets and alleys, but they were not recognized.


    Bodyguards also followed Li Tiezhu to the East China Sea, but they didn''t follow all the way today. Now the security level has been reduced. Because... Some clues have been found. It turns out that the other party is the remnant of Tartars. With the rise of the entertainment industry in recent decades, they have gradually become popular by relying on seemingly loose but actually close secret organizations.


    However, the clue broke when it came to yehenara and several businessmen. It was obvious that the other party consciously took the initiative to cut off the chain of evidence and was protecting someone with a higher status.


    Reliable sources show that these people are deeply rooted and intertwined in the circle, but their influence is limited to the entertainment and business circles.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s safety problem is not so serious. Only when recording programs and participating in activities, the bodyguards are inseparable. The security level in daily life does not need to be so high. After all, China is still very safe.


    Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue are eating a meat pie and squatting at the door of a high-end shopping mall. The security guard says they can''t go in until they finish eating. Of course, they won''t embarrass the security brother.


    "Smash, smash... Master, can you take me to the actor in place?"


    "What''s good about that stupid program?"


    "Then you go."


    "I go to make money, you go to be scolded."


    Yang Feiyue was a little melancholy: "Wuwu! The women''s group has finally dissolved, and I don''t have to sing and dance at last! It''s dawn! I want to act, but I''ve never learned. It''s very difficult for you to pick up several plays for me, although it''s an online play... I signed up for actor in place, and they don''t want me and say I''m a singer. Where am I a singer? I haven''t even sung a song!"


    Since the termination of the women''s league contract, Yang Feiyue took the initiative to sign in to Li Tiezhu''s studio. Here, she is the foolish daughter of the landlord. She is loved by thousands of people, and there is no longer the previous depression.


    Li Tiezhu said, "so you want to go to the actor in place and let the big director teach you? If you think too much, it is all the program effect. Moreover, the strength of these directors, hey hey... Is a mystery."


    Yang Feiyue: "really? I knew they were famous."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s easier to be a film director than a TV drama director these days. Everyone can be a director. Look at me."


    "Master is a genius!"


    "It doesn''t matter. If you want to learn acting, I''ll find you a teacher. Has Huang Haitao heard of it?"


    "The uncle who scooped into the bureau?"


    "He was hacked. Later, he opened a tutorial class and was closed by others. It''s terrible. Didn''t my studio sign some new people? I invited him over for training. He has a strong ability. I often go to his classes."


    "Oh, that''s OK. I listen to master."


    Yang Feiyue said with his cheeks bulging.


    After eating the last bite of cake, Li Tiezhu wiped his hands on his clothes and said, "acting can be learned, but you have a good sense of variety. If you like, do more public welfare. Penguins want to hold you, they should open a program for you."


    Yang Feiyue also finished the cake and wiped his hands on Li Tiezhu''s clothes: "Hey, variety shows are still very good at making money! It''s good to be red."


    "How good is it?"


    "Very, very good! It''s shit luck for me to be popular. You don''t know, my father''s steel mills invite me to perform. My father won''t let me go for fear of losing face, but I can see that he is very happy."


    "Hehe... Well, go shopping. Why do you buy those things?"


    "Shiniang said, you should give more gifts. There are three grades: high school and low school. Big stars give low-grade gifts and Bruce Lee sets give high-grade gifts. I''m going to join the group to shoot Xianxia drama soon. Wow, I like the heroine of Xianxia drama since I was a child. Wow, I have today, too, wow..."


    Yang Feiyue stood up and walked towards the mall. Li Tiezhu followed and greeted the security guard.


    The security guard smiled and nodded. He recognized the two early, but his work was regular.


    When they arrived on the second floor of the mall, they were all selling all kinds of famous brand bags. Of course, they were not luxury goods.


    Yang Feiyue stood foolishly with confused eyes. He obviously didn''t understand bags. Who bought this thing? Soon after she became popular, her consumption concept did not keep up with her economic strength. Her bags were all given by others, such as pine, bamboo, lengba and so on.


    Li Tiezhu is more ignorant. Who am I? Where am i?


    The two Han Han stood for three minutes, stunned and didn''t know which leg to take.


    At this time, a voice sounded: "yo! You can meet acquaintances everywhere. Mr. Li Tiezhu, you turn to a little girl again? What are you looking at? Haven''t you seen anyone on a date? Mr. Li Tiezhu, please respect yourself."


    Li Tiezhu''s blood surged up and wanted to pay her earwax.

 Chapter 688

    Some things have inertia, so as soon as he heard lengba''s tone, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help itching and pulled the palm of his hand. Li Tiezhu temporarily restrained his violent impulse.


    After all, it''s in public. It''s impolite. What if you get excited about the cat?


    Lengba was wearing a windbreaker that fitted her figure. She walked up to Hentian Gao and followed a tall, thin and handsome young man behind her. The man carried seven or eight large and small bags in his hand, which didn''t seem to be too light.


    Li Tiezhu recognized at a glance that he was the tacit training object prepared by lengba wechat, and Zhang Linlin, a male artist under Yang Mimi''s banner. Although lengba keeps her mouth shut, Mr. Li Tiezhu is still making out with the host one by one on wechat. She will report to the host about her private life.


    Of course, Zhang Linlin thought he was pursuing lengba, but lengba regarded it as a game.


    Who says prey can''t be a hunter? It''s enough to kill her without eating, but it doesn''t prevent her from feeling the joy of killing her prey.


    In fact, lengba hasn''t played less hunting games over the years. She has never been a simple woman. Basically, she hunted her prey successfully and then retreated until she met Li Tiezhu, the perfect prey, and then she found... Real hunters often appear in the form of prey.


    She was trapped and enjoyed it.


    Yang Feiyue turned to Li Tiezhu for the first time and asked in his eyes, does Shifu want to beat the man? Let me help you... Cheer.


    Because of her apprenticeship with Li Tiezhu, she often contacts songzhu''er and lengba, and occasionally meets Zhao Liya and Zheng Yanzi. Therefore, Yang Feiyue is very familiar with master''s animals. Seeing a rebellious today, it''s hard to avoid getting out of control.


    What''s going on?


    The zoo wall fell down?


    Zhang Linlin glared at Li Tiezhu. Although he was chasing lengba, from his experience in the entertainment industry, Li Tiezhu probably slept in lengba, and many things would not come out of nowhere.


    Therefore, he was particularly hostile to Li Tiezhu, just as a bull in love met another bull.


    Li Tiezhu looked at lengba and Zhang Linlin, then turned and left: "fly over, go, let''s buy bags."


    Yang Feiyue''s super lengba waved: "goodbye, sister. Let''s buy bags."


    Zhang Linlin smiled coldly. It seems that the relationship between lengba and Li Tiezhu is not harmonious now! That''s great.


    Lengba said, "what bag do you buy? Do you use it to give gifts to the crew?"


    Zhang Linlin smiled: "who buys bags to give gifts to the crew?"


    In fact, buying bags is lengba''s suggestion. After all, the crew is the Jianghu, and it is always... Women who need to be flattered in the Jianghu.


    Yang Feiyue said, "yes. Give gifts."


    Lengba: "you don''t understand. Come with me and I''ll take you to buy a bag. The style is atmospheric and the brand is well-known. It''s not expensive."


    Yang Feiyue took a quick look at the master. The master didn''t care. She had to nod.


    Then lengba and Yang Feiyue left hand in hand.


    Li Tiezhu followed slowly.


    Zhang Linlin seems to be struggling with big and small bags of things, but he has been chasing lengba and working hard.


    When she arrived at the store, lengba took Yang Feiyue to choose bags and taught her all kinds of professional knowledge. After all, she was an apprentice of her own family, so there was no need to hide.


    Zhang Lingen flattered his disciples and boasted about teaching them.


    When Li Tiezhu entered the door, he found a sofa and sat down to brush his mobile phone. No matter who he went shopping with, he was like this... Straight steel man.


    Finally, twenty minutes later, Zhang Linlin couldn''t carry it. He sat panting on the other side of the sofa and beat his waist.


    "Hello?"


    Zhang Linlin suddenly said.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t lift his head, and was watching the video of Qin Tao''s mildew returning to Xichuan''s new year''s Eve. The tiktok was a little fierce and depended on women.


    Zhang Linlin raised his voice: "Hello! Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu also didn''t look up: "say."


    Zhang Linlin: "my name is Zhang Linlin. I''m lengba''s boyfriend. I warn you not to harass her again, or don''t blame me for being rude."


    Li Tiezhu lost his smile and felt pity for him: "Oh."


    I couldn''t say anything else, because although Li Tiezhu sympathized deeply, he couldn''t help him. Before being captured and domesticated by Li Tiezhu, lengba, the little wild cat, often flirted everywhere. In the past two years, in order to please her master, she held it a little hard, so she let herself go.


    Zhang Linlin thought the other party was mocking and said angrily, "don''t think you''re great! She''s mine!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Zhang Linlin pointed to a bag and said, "look! This is the socks she bought for me, and this... Watch! Rolex water ghost! Just because I told her that my birthday was coming, she immediately bought a watch for me."


    Li Tiezhu still didn''t look up. When he reported his position to the bodyguard heiwa''er, they would guard at the gate of the mall in case of need.


    Zhang Linlin: "haven''t you... Anything happened with lengba?"


    Li Tiezhu finally looked up, took a deep look at Zhang Linlin, and then smiled.


    Why did you ask such a question?


    Zhang Linlin blushed: "what are you laughing at?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I suddenly thought of a happy thing."


    "What''s up?"


    "My cat has learned back somersault and horse riding dance."


    "Uh... What the hell do you mean?"


    "It''s not interesting."


    "Nothing. What do you mean?"


    "Don''t ask."


    "I have to ask! Has anything happened between you and her?"


    Zhang Linlin suddenly became very excited and was obviously stimulated by Li Tiezhu''s smile.


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "well... If you had anything with her, you wouldn''t ask. You should ask more specifically and in detail, because... There are many characteristics. Well, different, one in a million. Tut!"


    Tut, it broke the defense directly!


    Zhang Linlin: "ah..."


    Li Tiezhu added, "I''ll say it casually. Don''t take it to heart."


    What are the characteristics of Zhang Linlin''s sudden heart pain?


    He seems to know everything!


    How angry!


    no way!


    People are not sages, who can make mistakes?


    Leng Baxian''s daughter had something with him, but she was deceived. I''m the right person for her! Let bygones be bygones! I won''t mind. After all, she is so charming, it is a beautiful world


    But what are the characteristics? What makes her different?


    It doesn''t matter. As long as I catch up with her, I can experience it. Then... I can communicate with Li Tiezhu???


    Shit!


    The mentality exploded.


    Finally, Zhang Linlin comforted himself that it''s all right. At least now lengba has nothing to do with Li Tiezhu. Their relationship seems very cold. I have a chance and will succeed soon. She bought me men''s items


    "Lin Lin, are you tired?"


    Suddenly, lengba came back with Yang Feiyue, with a dull and cute look on her face.


    Zhang Linlin was suddenly full of spring: "not tired! I''m here to accompany brother Li Tiezhu. I''m afraid he''s too lonely."


    Lengba: "what are you doing with him? Mr. Li Tiezhu is now a 10 billion box office superstar. Where do you need our little artists to accompany him?"


    Zhang Linlin was very happy: "you''re right. Did you buy anything? I''ll pay."


    Yang Feiyue dragged a huge woven bag: "pay, and the bags will be wholesale. Master, let''s go back."


    Zhang Linlin came up to lengba and said, "let''s go too. I''ll invite you to eat."


    Lengba: "Feiyue, let''s go together. Aren''t you your favorite?"


    Yang Feiyue was full of vitality: "OK."


    Zhang Linlin was rather upset: "Li Tiezhu is a big coffee. If we are busy, we won''t force it."


    Li Tiezhu: "we just had a snack. We''re not hungry. Let''s go."


    Lengba akimbo Leng hum: "yo! It''s worthy of being an international superstar and 10 billion film emperor! Face is big. You don''t even have time to eat with small artists like us. Mr. Li Tiezhu, you''re busy."


    Zhang Linlin: "??"


    Li Tiezhu took two steps and turned back, staring at lengba: "do you believe I smoke you?"


    Lengba: "ah! International superstars are terrible ~"


    Zhang Linlin: "Li Tiezhu, dare you! You... Don''t deceive people too much."


    Yang Feiyue stared at the dog: "


    No!


    Master and this lady seem to be playing a terrible game! Damn it, why did I meet you? I''m not pure... Poor Zhang Linlin.


    You urban folks really know how to party!


    Give me your bag. I''m going home.


    Li Tiezhu sighed and waved, "go! Go to the restaurant on the sixth floor and order whatever you want."


    Zhang Linlin pulled lalengba: "this man is violent. Let''s go and ignore him..."


    Lengba: "eat! I''m hungry."


    Zhang Linlin: "


    After the four people came to the restaurant, Zhang Linlin asked lengba and Yang Feiyue what they wanted to eat. Then he went shopping. The restaurant on the sixth floor is actually a small snack shop with a variety of patterns.


    Li Tiezhu glanced at Yang Feiyue.


    Yang Feiyue''s face was covered.


    Li Tiezhu stepped on her foot under the table again.


    "Oh, master, sister lengba, what... I''ll go to the bathroom."


    With that, Yang Feiyue limped away, leaving only Li Tiezhu and lengba sitting at the bedside table. The mall is relatively high-grade and there are not many people.


    Li Tiezhu said, "cat, you''re a little..."


    Lengba''s eyes were like silk: "master! The cat won''t rebel. Let him hold hands at most! You know me."


    Li Tiezhu: "too much?"


    Lengba opened the Rolex Water Ghost''s packaging: "he cheated a lot of actresses. While dating me, I heard that there are seven or eight more to contact again. If you don''t give a good education, can you keep it for the new year?"


    Li Tiezhu: "but you''re still filming with him."


    Lengba put a valuable watch on Li Tiezhu: "so play for another three months!"


    Li Tiezhu: "er... Rabbit smash?"


    Lengba''s eyes brightened: "how did you guess? It''s her idea, hee hee..."


    Li Tiezhu covered his face.


    The world is so evil!


    At this time, Zhang Linlin ran back with a plate of delicious food: "all bought! Lengba, which do you want to eat first? Cooking in Kanto should be hot... Er..."


    He suddenly saw that Li Tiezhu was wearing the Blackwater ghost he had just bought on his left wrist.


    Lengba took Kanto cooking, handed it to Li Tiezhu and said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, Kanto cooking should be eaten while hot!"


    Zhang Linlin: "

 Chapter 689

    Li Tiezhu adjusted his watch, took Kanto cooking and looked at Zhang Linlin: "you''re welcome to eat, too."


    Zhang Lin was lying in the trough when he was in Linton. I paid for food. Why should I be polite?


    At this time, Yang Feiyue also came back. He picked up the fried meat kebab and chewed it: "thank you, master. The meat is so delicious. Smash it... I want chicken legs!"


    Lengba: "eat slowly."


    Zhang Linlin is depressed. He takes out a kebab for lengba, wraps the bamboo stick with a paper towel, and then hands it to her.


    Lengba shook her head: "eat it yourself. I''ve been losing weight recently."


    Zhang Linlin had to eat by himself. Yu Guang also skimmed the watch in Li Tiezhu''s hand. He was so angry that he wondered why the watch was on his wrist? Didn''t lengba buy me a birthday present? What happened between them when they just went shopping?


    Li Tiezhu picked up a radish and handed it to lengba: "your favorite radish."


    Zhang Linton glared angrily and fed the girls in public? You are not so close! Are you a fool? Lengba, won''t you accept it?


    Lengba said sternly, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, please pay attention to the influence. We are not familiar!"


    Li Tiezhu ate the radish himself and ignored lengba.


    Zhang Linlin is refreshing. Sure enough, lengba doesn''t like him. The watch


    Lengba took out another cup of Kanto cooking, opened it and handed it to Zhang Linlin.


    Zhang Linlin: "I bought it for you! It''s vegetarian and won''t be fat. Didn''t you say you like Kanto cooking?"


    Lengba smiled and was particularly charming: "you eat it. I just like the soup cooked in Kanto. You eat it. I''ll have some soup later."


    Zhang Linlin is suddenly a little dizzy. She wants to have a Kanto cooking with me? This... Happiness comes suddenly! It seems that the offensive during this period is not in vain. Although she is arrogant and cold, she will be moved.


    "Thank you! In fact, I don''t think you are fat at all. You have a perfect figure."


    His hand shook a little and took over Kanto cooking. Zhang Linlin also gave Li Tiezhu a provocative look. Did you see? She wants to drink the Kanto soup I have eaten.


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are you looking at me? I don''t think lengba is fat. There''s a little less meat on her waist. It''s better to be fat. But it''s much better than two years ago. At that time, she was so thin that she could see her ribs..."


    Zhang Linlin: "??"


    How do you know she has more meat on her waist in winter? What can see the ribs? Have you really seen it... Damn it!


    It doesn''t matter. Even if there is a period, it doesn''t matter. At least she belongs to me in the future.


    Yang Feiyue said, "I''m not afraid of being fat. Look at my face, isn''t it round?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you are baby fat."


    "But I have a lot of meat on my waist."


    "Meat is good. Look how round my sister is."


    "By the way, why can Xiaohua go to the actors in place? They don''t like me?"


    "Because you look good, do you need acting skills? Acting skills are needed for strange shapes like Xiaohua."


    "I always feel that Shifu is partial to you! You find a relationship and let her go instead of me."


    "No, if I am eccentric, I must be eccentric to you."


    "That''s true."


    "Forget it, master, hurry up and let Penguin create a fun variety show for me. Please have more big coffee."


    "Don''t worry. I''ve got you an A-level variety show. Now penguins, men push me and women push you."


    "Wow, haha! Let''s make the tyrant penguin!"


    Zhang Linlin couldn''t help being sour at the scene of the large-scale Versailles. These two lives are great, aren''t they? It''s too much for penguin to specially customize variety shows regardless of cost... I begged sister MI for half a year before arranging an actor in place, which is still a marginal role.


    But it doesn''t matter.


    Zhang Linlin leaned close to lengba and asked in a low voice, "why is that watch there?"


    Lengba: "I bought it for him."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah what? Socks and ties are also bought for him."


    "For... Why?"


    "Why not? I just saw it and bought it for him when I thought he needed it."


    "No, aren''t you unfamiliar?"


    "Cooked..."


    "Er... But you are so cold now. Why should you buy something for him?"


    "Because he won''t buy it himself. He''s extravagant."


    "I..."


    Zhang Linlin seemed to hear a broken heart. It was a little strange.


    Over there, Li Tiezhu finished cooking in Kanto, drank a mouthful of soup, put it down and began to brush his mobile phone.


    Lengba looked at Zhang Linlin strangely: "what''s the matter? What''s the problem?"


    Zhang Linlin stopped talking.


    Lengba took Li Tiezhu''s leftover Kanto cooking and held it in her hand. She drank a mouthful of soup and looked enjoying.


    Zhang Linlin is not well. You''re dating me! What is this?


    Soon, Yang Feiyue had a bag of duck necks and Li Tiezhu got up and left. They had to go downstairs to see hats and scarves.


    Before leaving, Li Tiezhu asked lengba, "how much is this watch?"


    Lengba: "you don''t understand. What can I tell you? Mr. Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu skimmed his mouth: "neuropathy!"


    Then he left with Yang Feiyue.


    Zhang Linlin was numb and stared at the back of Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue. He couldn''t get back to his mind for a long time.


    Lengba continued to drink the soup cooked by Kanto leisurely, and suddenly came a sentence: "in fact, Feiyue is also very cute, like a greedy little squirrel. They are a little match with Li Tiezhu, but they are teachers and disciples."


    Zhang Linlin was at a loss: "isn''t he engaged to songzhuer?"


    Lengba: "yes! What''s the problem?"


    Zhang Linlin decided not to bear it and said, "what''s the relationship between you and Li Tiezhu? I''m pursuing you. I think I have the right to know."


    Lengba sighed: "hey... He bullied me."


    Zhang Linlin''s heart was tight: "how to bully you?"


    Lengba lowered her head and felt a sense of shame: "he often raped me... For two years..."


    Zhang Linlin scratched his hair: "so you bought him such an expensive watch?"


    Lengba took another sip of soup: "I thought I could buy him back... He may not know how to express, so it''s rough."


    Zhang Linlin: "


    Lengba: "ah! By the way, Lin Lin, you''re going to take part in the actor in place, too?"


    Zhang Linlin said excitedly, "don''t digress! Why don''t you resist? Why don''t you call the police? Why don''t you let sister Mi help you? She''s so powerful!"


    Lengba doesn''t answer. He''s just a cat!


    Can you resist? Don''t you break the law? However, sister MI did help, but not very good.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Zhang Linlin came to lengba''s apartment early in the morning with flowers waiting for her.


    This morning, they are going to the company for a meeting. Sister Mi wants to arrange the development planning and resource allocation of each artist this year. Naturally, he drove to pick up lengba. After the meeting, he had to record "actors in place" in the afternoon.


    Then he saw lengba''s car coming out of the community door. He hurried to stop it.


    When the window rolled down, Li Tiezhu looked confused: "why? Who are you?"


    Of course, he can''t recognize Zhang Linlin with face blindness. After all, he doesn''t have any characteristics.


    Zhang Linlin was also confused: "Why are you driving lengba''s car? Why are you here?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my car is in Kyoto, but who are you?"


    Zhang Linlin: "did you live here last night?"


    Li Tiezhu: "paparazzi?"


    Then, Li Tiezhu closed the window and left with one foot on the accelerator.


    He went to the airport to pick up Liu Xiaohua. Because Li Tiezhu helped find a relationship, he stuffed Liu Xiaohua into "actor in place".


    This girl is a sophomore this year. She will take the college entrance examination next year. Her academic performance is poor, and she can only take the art college entrance examination. And she is very skillful. Beidian, Chinese opera and acting are all famous. Therefore, Li Tiezhu considered letting her go on more programs and make more films first.


    After Li Tiezhu drove away, lengba came out soon.


    "Fortunately for you, you came to pick me up early in the morning."


    Lengba smiles like flowers.


    Zhang Linlin''s heart was dripping blood: "what''s the matter with Li Tiezhu? Why did he drive your car? He lived in your house last night?"


    Lengba said, "he came to me yesterday to borrow a car. He stayed too late."


    "Why did you let him stay?"


    "He has great strength..."


    "Ah? He..."


    "Used to it."


    "What habit? Didn''t you say it had nothing to do with him?"


    "It doesn''t matter. But he has to. What can I do?"


    "But he''s strong. Why did you let him stay?"


    "Then I was tired and fell asleep."


    "Er..."


    Zhang Linlin is crazy. What''s the logic? Show me?


    He said, "you make it clear that I''m after you, but you have sex with him again and again. What am I?"


    Lengba said with a smile, "so I can''t accept your pursuit. It''s unfair to you! Listen to my sister, don''t stare at me, okay?"


    "He doesn''t respect you so much. Don''t you hate him?"


    "Hate! I cried."


    "Well... Then why do you still meet him? Can''t you open the door for him?"


    "He has my key."


    Zhang Linlin is crazy: "


    This is also unexpected.


    ¡­¡­


    At 1:30 p.m., accompanied by his assistant, Zhang Linlin came to the recording scene of "actors in place". According to the program flow, first form a team with other actors, extract the play clips to be performed, then rehearse all afternoon and start the game in the evening.


    He is a newcomer who has just made his debut for three or four years. Therefore, it is an honor to come to this program. Most of the 40 actors are well-known actors.


    Zhang Linlin said hello to his predecessors. Then he saw Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua.


    The elders he had just greeted were enthusiastically surrounding Li Tiezhu, praising Liu Xiaohua''s lovely and clever appearance.


    Why is that cute?


    Obviously, although these predecessors have a long history, many works and good strength, they still have a big gap from Li Tiezhu. Moreover, Li Tiezhu is a huge resource and has meat to eat with him.


    Therefore, many people get close to Li Tiezhu and strive to make Li Tiezhu''s films.


    At this moment, Zhang Linlin remembered the situation when he found his boss Yang Mi in private after the company meeting an hour ago. He told his boss about lengba being trampled by Li Tiezhu, but his boss''s reaction caught him off guard.


    Yang Mi smiled and said: "I know about this. I knew it from the beginning. Just don''t take it out and spread it. He wants to bully lengba. Just bully him. What''s the matter? Don''t make a fuss. When you meet Li Tiezhu in the future, be polite. If he leaks a little resources, it will be enough for you to be popular. When you watch lengba, you will play a guest role as a stewardess, which is higher than the traffic in a TV play."


    Zhang Linlin began to doubt life. Is there a problem with the logic of these people? What do you mean to bully? Lengba is at least four young ladies. Do you want to lose face?


    Li Tiezhu, why?

 Chapter 690

    Zhang Linlin''s little head is full of all kinds of doubts. The core problem is not why Li Tiezhu is, but why does he have the key to lengba''s house?


    Did you steal it?


    Not right! Won''t lengba let someone change the lock?


    What''s the matter with the world?


    He''s not stupid, he just... Doesn''t believe it.


    Don''t believe lengba will take the initiative to give him the key after being humiliated. Why should he? He''s not good-looking and tasteless. He''s still a straight man of steel.


    Moreover, the goddess who just made an appointment with him yesterday was bullied again last night


    Ah!


    Heartache!


    But she seems to be in a wonderful mood today. After the meeting, she took Yang Mi to the spa.


    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu was also very painful because he was blind and didn''t know many actors who came to say hello. He came to this program to be an assistant guest for Liu Xiaohua. Liu Xiaohua is a serious contestant.


    If others say hello to you, you will be embarrassed if you can''t call your name, but Li Tiezhu has experience now and uses his unique skills every minute.


    "Xiaohua, call people! It''s impolite."


    Liu Xiaohua began a long process of bowing and bowing:


    "Hello, teacher Ni!"


    "Hello, sister Huang."


    "Hello, Mr. walnut..."


    "Miss maswu!"


    "Sister Yixiao, I like your TV play so much."


    "Hello, Aunt Chen."


    Most of these actors are familiar face artists active on the stage of TV dramas, and some even film level actors, such as walnut. Liu Xiaohua is just a pure newcomer who has only acted in one film. Although she sang "super good voice" to the close of the door and made a solid fire the year before last, she has no strength and work after all.


    Therefore, these old artists regard her as the younger generation one after another, while other newcomers envy, envy and hate her, because, as we all know, this irregular object is the sweetheart of Xingye.


    Hey, how angry!


    Why is she?


    Singing out of tune to the moon, but also red? Inexplicably, he was held in the palm of his hand by Xingye! Then she has a half brother who has won three Grammy Awards.


    Zhang Linlin is also jealous. Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua are jealous. If they have such good luck, why can''t they catch up with lengba goddess?


    Jealousy belongs to jealousy. You still have to call. After all, this circle pays attention to personal feelings and worldly sophistication.


    At the urging of the assistant, Zhang Linlin walked up and looked very polite: "Hello, director Li Tiezhu! Hello, Xiaohua."


    Li Tiezhu thought the man looked familiar, but he couldn''t remember where he had met, so he patted Liu Xiaohua''s brain door:


    "Call people! How did I teach you?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "ah... Who are you?"


    Zhang Linlin was embarrassed.


    Liu Xiaohua likes to pursue stars and has a very thorough understanding of people in the entertainment industry and gossip, but she doesn''t know Zhang Linlin, because she only cares about those red stars and doesn''t care about those who are not red.


    Zhang Linlin: "my name is Zhang Linlin, an actor."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Hello, brother Lin."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "ah! It''s you! We''ve met for the second time."


    Zhang Linlin: "the third time."


    Li Tiezhu: "have we met before?"


    Zhang Linlin: "no, this morning..."


    Speaking of it, my heart is dripping blood. You not only eat my Kanto cooking, but also call me my goddess! It''s over. You don''t know me yet?


    Why should I come and say hello to you?


    Li Tiezhu thought, but he didn''t remember.


    At this time, four tutors and special commentator Li Chengxu arrived.


    The actors made room and greeted the big guys.


    The leaders nodded and walked directly to Li Tiezhu. This is paimian. Not to mention anything else, the more than 600000 box office of the two films in the Spring Festival this year is enough for Li Tiezhu to play cards with these big directors.


    No one else present is qualified to serve.


    Li Tiezhu, who has film and television works such as "those things about the rabbit that year", "God of medicine", "soldiers'' assault", "Kung Fu" and "people in an embarrassing way", is no longer just a singer and actor, but a little famous director in China.


    As for abroad... More popular.


    Kung Fu was released in beimi last week, and the audience was full. It quickly defeated several Hollywood blockbusters and won the box office champion of the week. This is a miracle never created by Chinese films.


    According to the estimates of relevant institutions, the box office of Kung Fu in beimi is likely to exceed 300 million or even 400 million yuan.


    This is not only the influence of Zhou Xingxing, but also the appeal of Li Tiezhu in beimi, quite like his Master Cheng Dalong.


    Even if such a person is only 20 years old, who dares to despise it?


    Zhang Linlin''s eyes are red. If only I were so strong. If I were so strong, I would dare to be strong!


    Huh?


    Strange logic appeared! So, in the final analysis, am I too weak?


    Lengba''s non resistance policy stems from the fear of power?


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t need Liu Xiaohua''s "translation" this time. They all know each other. They all have their own characteristics.


    "Director ER! Triumphant director! Aunt Zhao hasn''t seen you for a long time."


    Then, Li Tiezhu bowed his head: "happy new year, director Guo."


    Guo Siwei: "why do you wish me a happy new year?"


    Li Tiezhu almost couldn''t resist sending him a red envelope. He was so much like a relative or child who wanted a red envelope. He thought for a moment and said, "because it''s the new year."


    Guo Siwei: "


    Always feel something wrong, as if humiliating me!


    Li Tiezhu passed him and said hello to another: "Hello, Miss Li."


    Li Chengxu: "well, play well. I won''t show mercy if I don''t play well."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t have any acting skills. Besides, I''m just a guest."


    Li Chengxu: "for the newly released 10 billion movie stars, even if they are assistant guests, we have to treat you as a player and pick on you."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Oh, thank you, teacher."


    Triumph patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "I have a new play in a few months. Are you interested in playing a role? It''s about summer vacation."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s unfortunate. I''m going to hold a global concert in the summer vacation. Three concerts in beimi, four in Europe and Southeast Asia."


    Triumph: "Hey! How did I forget this? You''re still a singer."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve always been a singer. It''s fun to be a director and an actor."


    Zhao Yanzi couldn''t help laughing: "did you accidentally make a box office of 10 billion? You really can play."


    Guo Siwei was a little sour: "it''s more than that. Kung Fu should also have 2 billion yuan in beimi."


    Er Xiaobao smiled and said, "the back waves are fierce! Let''s go. We still have work."


    The other four simply encouraged Liu Xiaohua and went to the special meeting room for the tutors. They were going to have a meeting with the program director here to discuss the process.


    Therefore, they came to the actor''s rest room to say hello to Li Tiezhu.


    He is also a big man.


    Many actors are more admired and jealous, but not much, because the strength gap is too large. Li Tiezhu has never been popular by luck. He is only 20 years old. He has directed an animated film, a TV play and a comedy film.


    Then, director Sun Liang and host Dong Dapeng came.


    Zhang Linlin hurried forward with a smile and said, "brother Dapeng, hello."


    Dong Dapeng walked quickly: "you are also good."


    Director Sun Liang asked in a low voice, "who is this man?"


    Dong Dapeng: "I don''t know."


    Sun Liang: "do you know the player you found?"


    Dong Dapeng: "I don''t know."


    Zhang Linlin blushed and even felt that several beautiful actresses nearby were laughing at him. The one who laughs most wantonly is Meng Zuoyi. Is elder martial Sister Li Tiezhu amazing? Are we inferior in the play?


    Dong Dapeng walked over, hugged Li Tiezhu first, and said with a smile, "it''s really hard for you to invite! If Xiaohua hadn''t come to the program, would you always refuse my invitation?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "it''s not fair for me to compete."


    Dong Dapeng: "so confident?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not self-confidence. I don''t have any acting skills, but fans will certainly put a lot of pressure on other players, and your program group will also be scolded."


    Dong Dapeng: "I can''t afford your sky high announcement fee."


    Then they looked at each other and smiled.


    As the initiator of this program, Dong Dapeng knows too much about the price of Li Tiezhu, which is higher than that of Zhao Yanzi. Who makes people top class now? The first top stream in history who doesn''t rely on his appearance. Can it be special? Isn''t it expensive?


    Director Sun Liang said, "iron pillar is really not suitable for playing here. It''s almost the same to let him be a mentor."


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "I''m flattered. I''m still a primary school student in the directing industry. I just have a high score in the exam."


    Sun Liang ignored Li Tiezhu''s Versailles and said to Liu Xiaohua, "come on, Xiaohua, yesterday Xingye specifically called to ask me about the program process. I can see that Xingye cares about you."


    The surrounding artists were envious again.


    Liu Xiaohua turned her eyes: "old Zhou Le is a Han Bao... Did he ask you to take care of me? Director! I Liu Xiaohua don''t need care, I will prove myself with my strength!"


    Sun Liang is embarrassed. Don''t say it, old sister, will you? Now all the players know we have to take care of you.


    He forcibly explained: "Xingye just cares about it and doesn''t say he wants to give you convenience."


    Liu Xiaohua: "that''s good! Lao Zhou can''t do anything. He won the first place. I didn''t get popular at the beginning because he asked me to play a broken role. I''m so angry."


    Sun Liang: "


    The actors nearby were silent, and indeed they were favored without fear! The star Lord is going to treat her as his own daughter. Doesn''t she appreciate it?


    Dong Dapeng and Sun Liang left, and the communication between the actors continued.


    Meng Zuoyi blocked Li Tiezhu in the corner: "don''t move."


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    Meng Zuoyi sneered: "why don''t you look blind?"


    "I heard you. Few in the circle made it so obvious."


    "Er... Last time I bullied others so badly, you patted your ass and left? How can it be so cheap."


    "Then I''ll buy you milk tea, elder martial sister."


    Li Tiezhu remembered her, and the image was quite profound. After all, the sister was still very beautiful, and her voice was very characteristic.


    Meng Zuoyi began to work again, close to Li Tiezhu''s face: "why drink milk tea? Do I look so thirsty?"


    They were almost stuck together, and the people next to them pretended not to see it.


    Li Tiezhu: "elder martial sister..."


    "Tell me."


    "Your nose hair should be cut. It''s all forked out."


    "Lying in the trough! Li Tiezhu, you''re awesome! Wait for me!"


    Monzoeaton was so embarrassed that he turned angrily to the dressing room.


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host on completing the task of "pointing out the other party''s defects and helping the other party improve his image", and 1 point of seriousness will be rewarded.]


    Li Tiezhu smiled. It''s nice to be a serious person.


    It''s 9 o''clock. Soon.

 Chapter 691

    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Li Tiezhu and Meng Zuoyi posted their faces, Zhang Linlin secretly took photos with his mobile phone and sent them to lengba goddess. He also sent a text: "this man is so disgusting that he doesn''t forget to hook up with female artists on the program. You must keep a distance from him in the future!"


    Soon, lengba replied, "but what can I do? He insisted on coming to me. Do you think my sister is very useless?"


    Zhang Linlin often heard lengba sneer at Li Tiezhu. He witnessed it with his own eyes yesterday. He believes it is true. But she bought such expensive things for Li Tiezhu, and was strongly broken by Li Tiezhu. She lent him all her cars, which seemed very unreasonable.


    (anti theft chapter! Correct in half an hour!)

 Chapter 692

    Soon, the brother and sister finished their lines and had no feeling.


    Liu Xiaohua puzzled, "didn''t you say I played a little girl? Why did I play an aunt? A person who adopted a little girl."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know either. After thinking about it, he said, "it must be the host who doesn''t know the plot. You know, generally, the host of this program is not professional. The host is a film director."


    Liu Xiaohua: "sure enough, anyone can be a director."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, as long as you don''t look good when you''re a director, look at Xu Shanzheng and Ning stone."


    Liu Xiaohua: "and Lao Zhou."


    Dong Dapeng, who was preparing to come in for an interview, felt that he had been severely hit by 10000 points. However, he balanced a little when he thought that Xingye was scolded for being ugly.


    Dong Dapeng: "say something..."


    Liu Xiaohua glanced at Dong Dapeng: "in fact, if you look at it like this, it''s still very handsome."


    Dong Dapeng raised her eyebrows and the little girl could talk.


    Liu Xiaohua: "it turned out that Lao Zhou was so handsome. Sure enough, there was no harm without comparison."


    Dong Dapeng: "


    Nonsense, when Xingye was young, his appearance was also very resistant, but his talent blocked his light, just like Li Tiezhu, who made people forget his ugliness because of the whole work.


    Besides, if you want to compare, you can also compare with your brother. Compared with him, Yunde society is full of handsome guys.


    Li Tiezhu also saw Dong Dapeng: "sorry, children are not sensible and like to tell the truth. Brother Dapeng, don''t be general with her. Your appearance is still good, much better than your talent."


    Dong Dapeng: "thank you, huh?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing here?"


    Dong Dapeng: "just to interview your rehearsal. How about the script?"


    What he wanted to ask was how difficult it was and whether the two men had retreated despite the difficulties.


    Li Tiezhu rubbed his temples and shook his head.


    Liu Xiaohua also has a mournful expression.


    Dong Dapeng was happy: "it doesn''t matter. The challenge is the core of this program. Come on, you can."


    Li Tiezhu said, "this script is terrible."


    Dong Dapeng: "


    Liu Xiaohua also nodded: "yes."


    Dong Dapeng said, "this is translated from the thief''s family. Why is the script bad if people can win so many awards?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s because it''s a translation, so the traces of translation are too heavy. It''s easy for people to play. Therefore, this script needs to be greatly changed."


    Dong Dapeng knew that there was this problem and could only say, "then I''ll call the screenwriter teacher."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I can change it myself."


    Dong Dapeng said, "let''s call the screenwriter teacher together. After all, they are professional."


    Li Tiezhu said bluntly, "I''m used to writing my own screenplay."


    Dong Dapeng: "


    Although the other party is suspected of pretending to force, there seems to be no loopholes. Isn''t Li Tiezhu''s best at screenwriting? He is much better at writing stories than at directing.


    Li Tiezhu said, "have you finished the interview? Bye."


    Dong Dapeng: "I also want to see you change the script. There must be highlights in the program."


    Li Tiezhu: "is it suspected of stealing teachers? After all, creating such things is very private."


    Dong Dapeng was slightly embarrassed: "ah, well, that''s..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I have to pay more."


    "Bye."


    Dong Dapeng got up and left. What more money? You''re picking up the show!


    Liu Xiaohua shouted, "uncle, why don''t you quote a price? How can you do business like this? No matter how low, you can quote one."


    Dong Dapeng disappeared at the door: "two hundred dollars."


    Liu Xiaohua: "deal!"


    Dong Dapeng took a step back: "...."


    Liu Xiaohua: "come back, 200 yuan is OK. Everyone is so familiar."


    Li Tiezhu also nodded: "mosquito legs are also meat."


    Dong Dapeng rolled his eyes: "I don''t think of these two hundred dollars. Bye."


    Then he walked away without looking back.


    Liu Xiaohua: "big director and host, pull!"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise, where do you think his money came from? His films don''t make money."


    "Hey, I knew he was so stingy. Just let him buy milk tea. You shouldn''t ask for money."


    "Who knows. Come on, before changing the script, try substituting emotions and changing several modes, so that I can adjust the plot and lines according to your state."


    "Oh, do I play it myself?"


    "Yes! As long as you substitute the role, there can be differences. But the core should be grasped. The reason why your role adopts a little girl is because she grew up by domestic violence. You should understand this well to facilitate substitution..."


    "What do you want to drop? I was beaten from childhood to childhood?"


    "It''s still different. It''s abuse, domestic violence and black and blue."


    "Is that so?"


    Liu Xiaohua pulled up her sleeves and showed her way.


    "Did you make up in advance? When did you make it? It''s very realistic. Let me see."


    "Hiss..."


    Li Tiezhu withdrew his hand and suddenly nodded: "I suddenly have a hunch that you will play this role very well."


    "Of course, I''ve always had a talent for acting."


    "Then again, how did you provoke our mother? She''s not so cruel at ordinary times."


    "I still blame your second uncle for his enthusiasm. Didn''t they all come to Shudu for the Chinese new year? They thought... It was too extravagant and wasteful when they saw my mother beat me three times a day and broke two mops. So when the second uncle came home, he went to the mountain to cut dozens of spotted bamboos and sent them to my mother. Last week, my mother got the weapon in hand. It was hard for her to feel a little too excited for a moment..."


    "At least... It shows that your mother is in good health, so I don''t worry."


    "That''s pretty good! If she wasn''t too fat, I doubt she would be happy to hit me. She would improvise to a back somersault and a front somersault. Banzhu only interrupted three, and there are dozens more. Otherwise, I begged you and Lao Zhou to help me get on the program. What''s the picture? It''s just to survive. Life is not easy, life is not easy, and life is not easy!"


    "Your mother must have hit you for a reason."


    "Of course, recently iron egg began to learn to walk. When he fell once, my mother smoked me."


    "Is there any necessary connection?"


    "Is there something? For example, I was so scared that iron egg fell down when I breathed."


    "I''m sorry."


    "I used to think that my mother took me alone after her divorce, and her life was too depressed, so she beat me. But after she and uncle had a sunny life, spring flowers bloom, she still beat me. I found that she just had a nvxia heart."


    "Why? Does the white crane shine its wings?"


    "No, Liang is also a fat pig''s foot. She said that there are no moves to win, and the only martial arts in the world can''t be broken quickly. Especially after watching Kung Fu, she even forced me to clip the Striped bamboo strips she pulled with my fingers, saying that it gave me a chance."


    "Opportunity? Do you want it?"


    "Oh... I threw sweet potato powder in her eyes and told her that concealed weapons are the best."


    "It''s a miracle that you didn''t die. It''s really not unjust. If you die, maybe you can apply for the world heritage."


    "I can''t buy lime in the city..."


    "Isn''t it good to live?"


    "A man should have the spirit of struggle and not bow to evil forces... Unless it hurts too much."


    "Play well and try to mix more episodes in this program."


    "Don''t worry, brother. My motivation is stronger than other players. How can I lose to them?"


    "Good! Let''s play it again."


    "Yes!"


    Liu Xiaohua began to perform under the guidance of Li Tiezhu.


    But the program did not give them a camera. After their dialogue was completed, it was cut off.


    In fact, according to the program rules, Dong Dapeng can cut it when he leaves. The rehearsal lens of each group of players is only about one minute, but this group is given five minutes.


    Because it''s a pity to cut it!


    Sure enough, when this paragraph was on the program, the bullet screen went crazy:


    "I really doubt I''m watching the comedian!"


    "Serious brother has never been a comedian, but every program he participates in is a comedian..."


    "Is Xiaohua too rigid?"


    "I drive a lime factory. Give me an address and I''ll pull you a car."


    "Liu Xiaohua - a living miracle."


    "Xiaohua is so miserable. She has been subjected to domestic violence for so many years. Iron pillar doesn''t care?"


    "As you can see, who doesn''t get beaten up by such a thing as Xiaohua?"


    "Die a little expert."


    "If she sings at home, her mother can kill her."


    "I want to beat her when I watch a program!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s family are all talents."


    "The effect of the program is good, but I''m afraid she will destroy the thief''s family."


    "Don''t think about it. It must be a comedy."


    "Can a Liu Xiaohua and a Li Tiezhu be a drama?"


    "Comedy is also a test of acting."


    In fact, the rehearsal time in the afternoon is not enough, but this is the rules of the game and everyone must obey them.


    Liu Xiaohua is also a wonderful flower. She can''t remember words and history. It''s just that she can remember lines well. Moreover, the state of her acting shocked Li Tiezhu. Is this still my brain crippled sister? Did you awaken the system?


    Because Liu Xiaohua played so well, Li Tiezhu had to change her lines, add rhythm changes and the most special lens processing method.


    In the evening, after eating a box lunch, the game began.


    Because of the large number of contestants participating in this program, the 40 contestants are divided into two competitions, and each competition will be edited into two issues. Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua participated in the second competition, and the penultimate of the ten groups of players was also drawn by lottery.


    A game will last for about three hours, because the stage is arranged on the real scene, and it takes a lot of time to change the stage.


    The first group competition has already started. Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua are still making final contact in their rehearsal room. Then they are forced by the staff to send them to the rest area to watch the competition with other players.


    However, something went wrong at the beginning of the game.


    The first group, what the "magic way" played by Zhang Linlin and his four collectives was tucked up. It''s nothing to make complaints about.


    In the voting session, the three directors chose Zhang Linlin and Guo Siwei chose he Xichang.


    Teacher Li Chengxu gave Guo Siwei a strange look.


    Then, after Guo Siwei forced a few words, something more magical happened. He showed his s card!


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "lying in the trough! I really admire director Guo. I''m blind and still insist on my post."

 Chapter 693

    Li Tiezhu said this sentence almost conditionally. It''s not that he has any bad feelings for Guo Siwei. In fact, they don''t know each other at all, not to mention Li Tiezhu''s extremely serious face blindness.


    He''s just... Simple.


    It''s impossible for Guo Siwei. People familiar with him know that his IQ response speed can''t be so fast.


    Therefore, this sentence "blind Zhijian" can only be said to be Li Tiezhu''s feeling.


    Is the purest expression.


    As for director Guo''s face or something


    Ha!


    Serious brother never thinks about such things. Didn''t he come up and lose his face?!


    This sentence "I''m blind and still insist on my post" made the actors in the rest room collectively scream. Yes, they screamed soundly. They were disgusted because of director Guo''s speech and s card just now.


    Can the acting skills of children pee at home deserve an s card? This is a humiliation to other serious actors.


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about the Tucao, which was cut into the positive film. When the program was broadcast, bullet screen comments were also unable to bear.


    "Really blind!"


    "Serious brother, as always, dare to say."


    "Thank director Guo for his affirmation of our family Xichang. He works very hard."


    "Trying to act like this?"


    "Brain powder is terrible."


    "Li Tiezhu''s appearance is also worthy of evaluating Xichang?"


    "What''s the purpose of this program to cut in Li Tiezhu''s words?"


    "Blatantly scold director Guo? What''s the situation?"


    "There''s nothing wrong with Li Tiezhu!"


    "Teacher Li Chengxu wants to hit people, hahaha..."


    "Look at teacher Li Chengxu''s small eyes."


    "Director Guo began to pretend to be forced, but he didn''t know that Li Tiezhu scolded him backstage?"


    "Laugh to death..."


    Backstage, some actors are still confused and ask everywhere, what''s the situation? Who gave the s card? To whom? watt?


    The fat Dong Sisi looked disgusted: "teacher Guo is not ordinary."


    Next to Meng Zoyi said, "maybe he chose to be his own movie actor and choose good-looking ones."


    Dong Sisi: "there is a problem with aesthetics."


    Meng Zuoyi said, "iron pillar said, he still insisted on working when he was blind."


    Dong Sisi: "he dares to say."


    Zhang Linlin on the stage is stupid. He and he Xichang are half as good as each other, both in appearance and acting skills, but he should perform better because he has filming experience. He can accept Guo Siwei''s vote to his opponent, but he can''t accept giving s card directly.


    Kaixuan, er Xiaobao and Zhao Yanzi looked at Guo Siwei with strange eyes, and then laughed, while Li Chengxu looked angry.


    Guo Dao lay on the chair and said in a tone of instructing the country: "I can see from he Xichang that he is actually an actor. He works very hard for the state that he wants to learn and perform in this industry..."


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about it: "no, he doesn''t want to learn at all. He who wants to learn will not act like this. He will lose his whole life."


    Next to the actors responded: "yes!"


    Director Guo: "after the director told him the play again, he soon understood what the director was talking about..."


    Li Tiezhu: "as long as you are not deaf, you should understand people''s words?"


    The actors laughed: "hahaha..."


    Director Guo: "because when I was a director, I was also a new director. I worked with many new actors and grew up together. I have a very sense of achievement."


    Li Tiezhu: "how many MVs do you make to sell as movies? Where do you get a sense of achievement?"


    Dong Sisi: "sleeping trough..."


    Meng Zuoyi covered his mouth and smiled: "ha ha! Can we say this? Won''t it be cut in?"


    Walnut said, "it should not be cut in. We should take care of director Guo''s face."


    Liu Xiaohua: "when he took out his s card, he lost his face!"


    The actors laughed again.


    Barrage:


    "Shouldn''t it be cut in? What are we looking at?"


    "Cowhide this program!"


    "Guo Dao said a word and Li Tiezhu said a word. There is no rhythm."


    "The key is very reasonable."


    "Why should Li Tiezhu aim at my Xichang? Is he jealous?"


    "While playing, he doesn''t deserve to be targeted by Li Tiezhu."


    "Serious brother is aimed at director Guo."


    "Shooting MV as a movie is really in place."


    At this time, director Guo didn''t know that he had been connected by Li Tiezhu and said, "so I think he Xichang has room for growth!"


    He Xichang held back his joy and bowed: "thank you, director."


    Zhang Linlin bowed and didn''t say anything. He felt very bent. He thought to himself that if the following mentor was his boss Yang Mi, he would not be bullied like this.


    The host Dong Dapeng announced the results: "well, from the rules, Zhang Linlin won the game and was rated as class A. if he Xichang gets the s card, it will directly become the positioning of class S. then we need to ask Guo about the reason for giving this s card."


    Guo Siwei: "... I give S-card a triple positioning. The first definition is a student. I hope he, as a student, can take the lesson he really wants to take on this stage."


    Li Tiezhu: "everyone comes to the competition with a lot of experience. Who gives him lessons? Have you paid the tuition? It''s not a nursery."


    Guo Dao: "the second definition, I hope it is a seed in my heart..."


    Li Tiezhu: "are there any wonderful frog seeds?"


    Actors: "ha ha ha ha ha..."


    Dong Sisi: "ha, I suspect Tiezhu that you are talking about crosstalk with Xiao Si in the space!"


    Meng Zuoyi: "no doubt, he is best at crosstalk."


    Director Guo: "I hope to plant a dream as an actor in his heart. If one day he becomes an excellent actor, he can say that his dream sprouts from this program."


    Li Tiezhu: "you are watering the seeds!"


    Director Guo: "the last definition, I hope he is a unique and special actor."


    Backstage, an actor: "this s card has deep meaning!"


    An actress: "mmm... Poop!"


    Li Tiezhu: "he is unique! He has been since you gave him the s card. No matter what he plays, he will be ridiculed by the crowd. Isn''t this the S-class actor? Isn''t this what watering the seeds? It''s really difficult for the guy on the stage to learn acting well."


    The surrounding actors nodded one after another, thinking that Li Tiezhu was just a poisonous tongue. Unexpectedly, he also said a big truth.


    Indeed, it seems that director Guo praised he Xichang, but in fact, it set a huge obstacle for his actors on the road. For a period of time, the impression of the director, actor and audience is this s card. Can he survive?


    He Xichang had no sense of crisis and said excitedly, "thank you, director!"


    Director Guo: "why did I make this choice is because when I first became a director, many people told me that you were not suitable to be a director. But they didn''t tell me what was wrong..."


    Li Tiezhu: "because they can''t tell what you did well."


    Walnut couldn''t help it: "shit! I''ll go and laugh for a while. I''ll laugh to death if I sit near you."


    Guo Dao: "they didn''t tell me what to do, so I was particularly confused..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then you retaliate against the society and make movies that confuse the audience?"


    Walnut had not gone far, and he laughed with a squeak.


    Other actors were not much better. They felt Li Tiezhu''s crosstalk charm from a close distance. Several actresses laughed and their hair styles were in disorder.


    They all felt that the backstage ridicule and Li Tiezhu''s hard connection could not be cut into the positive film. Therefore, they had no restraint at all. It can be said that the ridicule was very crazy.


    Barrage:


    "I''m so convinced of this program group that I can edit it like this?"


    "Xiao Si: don''t I want face?"


    "Li Tiezhu: no one has face in front of me."


    "This is no more than teacher Li Chengxu?"


    "Do you know why Li Tiezhu is so popular? Who else in the whole entertainment industry?"


    "The wonderful frog seed broke the defense for me and laughed!"


    "It''s good to water the seeds."


    "Now do those he Xichang fans understand? That person doesn''t love beans for your family at all."


    "There is one more scene of Li Tiezhu''s crosstalk fame!"


    "Brother make complaints about the bullet screen comments."


    "Let the audience confused film," small generation "deserves it!"


    "You are really not suitable to be a director."


    Director Guo continued to be sensational, even some red eyes: "my life... When I first made the first film" little generation ", director Zhang Damao was on the scene after the premiere. He said that there were many immature works, but he thought I had style and ideas, and I hope I will stick to it..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I also hope you stick to it. It''s best to release your films together in the Spring Festival and summer. Every director likes it!"


    Meng Zuoyi laughed: "I''ll go... Hahaha..."


    Dong Sisi was stunned: "how just he!"


    Liu Xiaohua said, "my brother is a fool. He dares to say anything. Isn''t he powerful?"


    Guo Dao: "I have also encountered a lot of negative comments. They are very valuable."


    Li Tiezhu: "let the program team cut what I said to you later. It should also be very valuable."


    Dong Sisi raised his hand: "and mine. The s card is not used to make you emotional."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you call this sensational? Is this pretending to force good cutting?"


    Dong Sisi: "eh?"


    Director Guo: "but maybe... When a person embarks on a journey, he needs a power of trust. If others don''t believe you, you can believe yourself, just like me. Of course, you can question me, but they can''t take away my energy and destroy it."


    Li Tiezhu: "so, you give this s card just to prove that you have this'' power ''?"


    He Xichang was almost crying. Thank you again.


    It''s time for the actors to leave.


    Dong Dapeng reached out and pressed the headset. There was a message from the director of the program group. He listened and said, "OK! This round of competition has been decided, but now there is a situation. Someone in the background questioned director Guo."


    Guo Siwei looked indifferent, shrugged and didn''t speak.


    Dong Dapeng: "do you want to listen?"


    Guo Siwei shook his head: "I''ve heard too many questions in my life. I don''t want to hear them."


    Dong Dapeng: "the program group told me that if you want to hear it, those questions will be cut into the positive ones. So you can explain and make complaints about it now. The most sharp person in Tucao is the Li Tiezhu, the new century''s 10 billion movie king."


    Suddenly, the audience was boiling.


    The other three directors suddenly looked up and ate melons.


    Backstage Li Tiezhu was stunned. What''s the situation?

 Chapter 694

    The most outrageous thing is Li Chengxu. At the beginning, the old man was angry, grinding his teeth with both hands and allowing blood, as if he couldn''t help getting angry. But when I heard Dong Dapeng''s words, I suddenly became happy... It looked quite happy.


    Bullet screen during program broadcast:


    "Lying trough... This operation is six!"


    "Serious brothers are stupid."


    "Xiao Si was also stunned. I didn''t expect that the program group would not give him face. Ha ha..."


    "You see, Mr. Li Chengxu is so happy."


    "The actors backstage are so uncomfortable!"


    "This is something to do."


    "Break your head!"


    "The program group wants Li Tiezhu and Xiao Si to break their heads!"


    "Do you spell that for ratings?"


    "Guo Siwei is best at sophistry. I''m afraid he can''t stand it."


    "Do you have any misunderstanding about Li Tiezhu?"


    "At present, ZHENGJING has zero negative record against Chinese and foreign enemies."


    "There''s a good play!"


    "Guo Siwei is a tutor. Li Tiezhu is just a guest to assist in the performance. I''m afraid it''s hanging..."


    "You know, this is a penguin show!"


    "Serious brother penguin!"


    "Let''s see if Xiao Si dares to take the move."


    Dong Dapeng''s words are for this reason. It''s difficult for Guo Siwei not to take the move. He''s very angry. He''s angry. Why doesn''t the program team give him face, let him be a mentor and cut into the positive film.


    But what can he do?


    This program is his own request to go on. He can guide the country on the same stage with the famous director, which is helpful to his personal marketing.


    Penguin is Dad.


    However, dad is not terrible. What''s terrible is the silly son of dad''s family


    Guo Xiaosi, after a short moment of anger and anger, adjusted his mood and said, "it''s Li Tiezhu''s words. I want to hear what he doubts me. After all, I have walked through the way of his new director. I think I can give him some guidance!"


    That''s yes, but the attitude is high.


    There''s no way to disagree. It''s obvious that penguin''s father forced him to agree, because this is not his home, especially Li Tiezhu''s home, even if he is just a guest.


    Dong Dapeng nodded: "OK! Please broadcast Li Tiezhu''s remarks backstage on the big screen."


    The big screen lit up, just before Li Tiezhu make complaints about it.


    "I really admire director Guo. I''m blind and still insist on my post."


    "How many MVs do you make to sell as movies? Where do you get a sense of achievement?"


    "You are watering the seeds!"


    "You call this sensational? Is this pretending to force a good fight?"


    Fucking great reel right and left make complaints about Li Tiezhu''s first time.


    Li Chengxu showed an amazing expression, isn''t it too powerful? He make complaints about Tucao dialect much more than he thinks.


    Zhao Yanzi half turns around and spits out his tongue at the camera lens. Mom, isn''t that awesome?


    Er Xiaobao bowed his head and smiled bitterly, triumphantly, smiling and secretive.


    Dong Dapeng himself was shocked. He just received the message from the director group, but he really didn''t know that Li Tiezhu was so hard! Is the program making a big deal?


    He Xichang, who was sent an S-card, was extremely embarrassed. Of course, he could hear the ridicule and ridicule inside and outside Li Tiezhu''s words.


    And the "rival" Zhang Linlin is also at a loss. Is this the powerful Li Tiezhu? Even the tutor of the program group dares to scold, and the program group cuts it back to him. Is this strength? No wonder he dares to rape lengba wantonly... His heart hurts... Good... So powerful!


    Guo Siwei also had been in a long time. He could think of the events in the program group, but he never thought Li Tiezhu could make complaints about such a show of shame.


    As for? Everyone is a director


    The screen of the large screen on the scene directly gave the same ignorant Li Tiezhu.


    Guo Siwei was very angry, his face was livid, and his eyes had become extremely cold. However, he did not speak immediately, but thought for a while before saying:


    "Li Tiezhu, I personally think you are..."


    Li Tiezhu also recovered: "ah! I didn''t think I would cut it out, director Guo. I''m sorry! I''m relatively straight."


    Dong Dapeng also wants to calm things down: "yes, Li Tiezhu''s mouth is unobstructed. Everyone knows that director Guo doesn''t care too much..."


    Guo Siwei couldn''t swallow it and said, "Li Tiezhu, is it appropriate for you to speak ill of people behind their backs? Haven''t your parents taught you the basic morality of life?"


    Li Tiezhu and Guo Siwei are connected to the live broadcast. They can see and hear each other.


    Other actors in the backstage have kept away from Li Tiezhu. Although they laughed happily just now, who can compare with Li Tiezhu? Therefore, at this time, only sister Liu Xiaohua is next to Li Tiezhu, and Liu Xiaohua is... Knitting a sweater.


    That''s right. She''s knitting a sweater for songwangcai, the dog of songzhuer''s parents'' house, in exchange for songzhuer taking her to act, so that she won''t go home after the program and continue to break off with Banzhu strips. Who will break first.


    At this time, Liu Xiaohua said, "my brother didn''t speak ill of you behind your back! He said it in front of all of us, and he asked the program team to specially edit a copy and send it to you, hoping to give you some help. Now it''s the same to broadcast it directly to you!"


    Guo Siwei: "this is between me and Li Tiezhu. As a player, you are not qualified to speak."


    Liu Xiaohua: "do you mind if I don''t speak? Hit me, fool!"


    Liu Xiaohua, who is used to arrogance, continues to knit sweaters with her head down, and the technique is not very skilled.


    Guo Siwei was so angry that he couldn''t speak. He quickly organized language in his head and was ready to fight back.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Xiaohua, how can I talk to my uncle? Apologize."


    That''s right. Liu Xiaohua is only seventeen and Guo Siwei is thirty-seven. There is a gap in seniority.


    Liu Xiaohua did not lift her head: "Sao Rui."


    Li Tiezhu smiled at the camera and said, "I''m sorry! Where''s my little flower... When signing the contract, the director didn''t tell her that the actor is not qualified to speak, so it''s allowed in the rules. Well! Let''s talk back to our business. I''m just feeling it. Director Guo, don''t think I''m slandering you."


    Guo Siwei was very clever. He immediately changed his attack routine and said, "Li Tiezhu, first of all, you said I was blind and was still in the position of tutor. This is suspected of personal attack..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s called metaphor! It''s a rhetorical device, you know? You write, you should understand."


    Guo Siwei: "don''t interrupt me until I''m finished."


    Li Tiezhu: "why did you say it first?"


    Guo Siwei: "well... You say it first!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why should I say it first?"


    Guo Siwei: "if you don''t say it, I''ll say it. Don''t interrupt when I say it. This is the least respect..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I like you and me, so I feel kind."


    Guo Siwei: "


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    The scene, including the tutor and the audience, laughed, which is also a great reason! Kind?


    Dong Dapeng was laughing, too.


    Zhang Linlin feels incomparably shocked. Is this the strength of top stream superstars? Hang like this?


    Zhao Yanzi began to make things right: "Tiezhu, you have different views. We all understand. But I think he chose what he wants, which is very good, because everyone''s standards are different... Yes, very good."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! He doesn''t want to choose, but to show his strength. This is to push a newcomer like he Xichang into the fire pit."


    Zhao Yanzi had nothing to say. Of course she knew Li Tiezhu was right.


    Er Xiaobao said, "I hope he Xichang can cooperate with Guo Siwei!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, director Guo doesn''t want to."


    Er Xiaobao: "ha..."


    Triumph: "as Xiao Si said just now, he doesn''t know what this s means. It''s a surprise to me! I respect director Guo''s choice, but I just want to say, it''s amazing!"


    Guo Siwei took a deep breath: "he Xichang, you should remove the meaning of surprise and keep the surprise side through your efforts. Give triumphal director and iron pillar director a more growth!"


    He Xichang: "I will work hard."


    Triumph smiled and nodded with disdain. It can be seen at a glance whether it is the material for acting.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s no use trying!"


    He Xichang was immediately wronged.


    Guo Siwei: "iron pillar, you can''t deny a hard-working person. No one can succeed casually..."


    Li Tiezhu: "because he doesn''t work hard at all! During rehearsal, there are screenwriters and program group instructors present, so it''s impossible for them to perform like this. He thinks about his idol temperament and image and doesn''t accept other people''s guidance. He doesn''t study and figure out acting at all, and doesn''t want to work hard. Moreover, he can''t promote my growth."


    Guo Siwei: "you are confident! But you are also arrogant. You can look down on my movies, but you can''t deny a newcomer. Even if he is nothing now, it doesn''t mean he can''t become strong in the future."


    Li Tiezhu: "if he can''t accept that his performance just now is a piece of garbage, but believes that your s card affirms that he is a genius, he will achieve nothing in the future. Only by recognizing himself can he grow and progress. Excessive praise is a kind of murder."


    Pop pop


    "OK -"


    The audience began to applaud and cheer, and everyone was not blind. Although Li Tiezhu''s words were too hot, was it not a good medicine? If he Xichang really takes himself seriously, it will be really ruined.


    As we all know, Xiao Si gave this s card, but Li Cheng, who had mixed his mouth in the previous two games, needed to be realistic "strength" and independent.


    He showed his strength by doing whatever he wanted, but unfortunately, he met Li Tiezhu.


    Guo Siwei: "s card is my right as a tutor and should be respected. I can''t question it casually."


    Li Tiezhu: "make complaints about your power. We didn''t say that you could take back the S card! You sent it. You can''t question it. It''s wrong. Such a poor acting, such a director without a vision, so unreasonable reason for issuing cards. If I don''t tangle, it will make me feel like a snake in my throat, restless."


    "When you directed, there were actors you liked, and so did I. why did you think you were right? I was wrong? Why?"


    "Just because you didn''t give the s card to help him, you''re just showing off your ability. Prove that you can turn your hands over the clouds and cover your hands with rain!"


    "Li Tiezhu, please remember your identity. You are just an assistant guest. You are not qualified to judge."


    "But the director didn''t stop me from speaking. Obviously, I can say."


    Guo Siwei: "you... Your complaint can only be incompetence and rage. I''m sure of this s card!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t complain. I just said you don''t deserve to be a mentor. You''re misleading people''s children. He Xichang must not be misled by this s card. If you want to be an actor, you must remember your poor performance tonight, which is almost shameful! Only when you know your shame can you be brave!"


    Guo Siwei is speechless. He really plays badly! too horrible to look at!

 Chapter 695

    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    When Guo Siwei was hard to parry, he Xichang stood up.


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)


    Obviously, he is unwilling. As a traffic star, he is very proud. Of course, few people actually know what he does.


    He Xichang said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, although you don''t have a title and position in today''s program, I still respect you. I know my current level doesn''t deserve this s card, but I will try to make myself worthy of this s card one day! I hope you won''t argue with Director Guo."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "good job!"


    That''s a good reason!


    (anti theft! Correct in half an hour!)

 Chapter 696

    Backstage, walnut finally stopped laughing and asked, "iron pillar, you''re so just. Aren''t you afraid he''ll target you in the next performance?"


    This is not her doubts alone, but the doubts of all the guests.


    Doesn''t this guy know that people have to bow their heads under the eaves?


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly: "I''m an assistant guest. What''s his use for me? I don''t take an s card."


    That makes sense.


    Ni Wushuang asked, "what if he aimed at Xiaohua?"


    Liu Xiaohua stopped knitting her sweater, looked up and showed a blank expression. She found that everyone was looking at her.


    Li Tiezhu was more open-minded: "what is it to me about Liu Xiaohua?"


    Ni Wushuang: "


    Fuck!


    Are you brothers and sisters?


    Not pro? Oh, that''s okay.


    Liu Xiaohua blinked and said, "director Guo? He certainly won''t target me? Lao Zhou said I''m so cute. I don''t fight or lie. People will like me everywhere. Director Guo is the mentor of this program and will be fair and just."


    A group of artists were speechless.


    Xingye has spoken. Director Guo is afraid to be a fair and just person holding his nose.


    How hard!


    These brothers and sisters are too hard core. Don''t mention it. People are really not afraid of you, director Guo.


    Anyway, seeing that director Guo was completely defeated by Li Tiezhu, it was not only the actors behind him, but also the audience watching the program. The barrage was full of gongs, drums and firecrackers:


    "The famous scene is achieved!"


    "Congratulations to Director Guo on meeting Li Tiezhu."


    "Guo Siwei: I used to argue that the world was invincible until I met Li Tiezhu."


    "I like watching Li Tiezhu fight people."


    "It''s too special."


    "Why does that guy have the face to sit in the tutor''s seat?"


    "Belittle" people in the embarrassing way "? Why don''t you dare to comment on" that rabbit that year? "


    "My announcement fee is five times that of you! Ha ha!"


    "How accurate is the description of the aesthetics of the urban-rural fringe!"


    "If you like western food, you''re superior. Isn''t that forgetting your ancestors, worshiping foreign countries and fawning on foreign countries?"


    "Not ashamed but proud..."


    "Li Tiezhu: my taste is born elegant."


    "Cow force!"


    "Zhou Xingxing: Xiao Si, I think you should be a fair person. What do you think?"


    "Laugh to death. See if Guo dares to target Xiaohua."


    "Come on, itch sister, he''s aiming at you, so you''ll sing itch for him!"


    "Lying trough! This is a magic gun. Use it with caution!"


    "I promise not to use Liu Xiaohua first unless the other party plays against him."


    The game is still going on. This is a plot played by the chubby Dong Sisi and two boys. The performance is commendable. Of course, compared with the previous two, it''s a palace performance.


    After the four tutors rated the rating, they commented again, and this group can exit.


    But Dong Sisi said, "can I ask you a question? That is, what is the standard for the four directors to accept the s card? Is there a standard?"


    This is another topic that Li Tiezhu turned against.


    But this time is different. It comes from the mouth of a real contestant, unlike an outsider like Li Tiezhu.


    There was another commotion, and the actors backstage applauded Dong Sisi.


    Triumph asked, "is it your actors backstage who have objections to the s card directed by Guo?"


    Dong Sisi: "of course! We were all surprised at that time. What else could we do?"


    Guo Xiaosi was already livid, but the slightly fat girl on the stage didn''t buy it, so she stared at him and waited for him to give an answer. Moreover, other directors didn''t help out and looked at him.


    Guo Siwei was so angry that he stuck his neck and said, "let me talk about my standard first. If I give s card, it means I want to shoot with him."


    "Oh..."


    "Eh..."


    The audience''s reaction was somewhat ironic.


    Backstage, while others looked contemptuous, they looked at Li Tiezhu and wanted to see how he hated him.


    Li Tiezhu is knitting a sweater. Because the flower is wrong, Li Tiezhu can''t see her technology anymore and starts on-site teaching. At least it''s for song Wangcai. You can''t beat it blindly. How can you say that my daughter-in-law is also surnamed after him.


    Li Tiezhu felt his eyes and said blankly, "Why are you looking at me? Director Guo doesn''t want to make a film with that man, and there will be no box office. He said hard words at this time, just pretending to be forced. Do you believe it?"


    People are relieved. I''m still serious. I''m right to the point. Cool!


    Off the stage, Guo Siwei forced to make amends: "so, I have my own standards, which represents my judgment on acting skills. I can''t say that because I''m a new director, I have to follow suit. I''ll say what other directors say. I can''t learn from others. In this position, I need to be myself."


    Li Tiezhu skillfully knitted a sweater: "can''t learn anything? Has Hashimoto Dahui stepped on his head?"


    Walnut: "iron pillar, you can even knit a sweater? Isn''t that great?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "many skills don''t pressure me. My old man taught me. Let me tell you, among all my skills, directing and acting are the weakest."


    Walnut: "then ten billion?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it all depends on peers."


    The backstage actors burst into laughter, but they couldn''t help crying. We are also one of the people who set him off.


    On the other hand, triumph and other three directors also said their own standards and insinuated that Guo Xiaosi was not level and fooled around.


    Then, the film critic Li Chengxu''s confused appearance finally attracted everyone''s attention. Triumph and Dong Dapeng asked him what he thought about the s card just now.


    Li Cheng needs to hold the microphone, confused and doubled: "my position is to comment on the acting skills of actors. Now, can I comment on the standard of the director''s s s card?"


    The triumphant Old God has a subtle expression. Er Xiaobao shrinks his neck with a gloating smile. Zhao Yanzi eats melons on his face.


    Dong Dapeng: "of course! Speak freely."


    Li Chengxu immediately sat up straight, the confused expression on his face disappeared, and the whole person''s temperament was sharp.


    Backstage actors: "wow ~ interesting."


    Barrage: "here comes another one surnamed Li. Xiao Si, run."


    Li Chengxu: "I don''t like turning my hand over the clouds and covering my hand for the rain. For a while, I said that I gave him s card not to cooperate with him, but to cooperate with him..."


    Guo Xiaosi sat obliquely on the chair, his expression was slightly disdainful, smiled, turned his head and looked at the past: "I''ll add..."


    Li Chengxu: "when I finish, you should know how to respect people at a young age!"


    Then Guo Xiaosi had to shut up.


    Li Chengxu started a well founded criticism. Unlike Li Tiezhu, who is very familiar with the competition system and planning, he is also more in place, but not as coquettish as Li Tiezhu.


    "Four mentors and eight s cards... This is a fair and just issue, not something you can come with sex..."


    Guo Xiaosi began to dance and quibble: "not all the actors in these films I''ve made have particularly good acting skills. Many of them are pure newcomers..."


    Li Tiezhu: "there is no good actor, especially Yang Mi! It''s not an actor''s problem."


    I don''t know the ghost of the program group. Li Tiezhu''s sentence suddenly spread to the big screen on the stage, and everyone heard it.


    Guo Xiaosi: "


    Li Chengxu: "Tiezhu is right. I''m sorry to be so direct."


    Guo Xiaosi: "iron pillar... You should know how to respect people at a young age! Will you wait until I finish?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m talking nonsense backstage. Who knows why the director is crazy. Turn off the camera quickly! Don''t you see I''m knitting? Count the stitches..."


    Beep ¡«


    The video is broken. It''s quite exciting to run after it.


    Guo Xiaosi is so oppressed!


    Zhang Linlin, who is also backstage, was also startled. Is there a good thing? Li Tiezhu is not good at acting against sister Mi openly? Can sister Mi let him go? In this way, can she connive at Li Tiezhu bullying lengba? Happiness comes too suddenly


    He Xichang, who took the s card, felt that he was no one inside and outside. The actors laughed at him, and the directors didn''t want to see him.


    However, the sophistry King Guo Xiaosi will not give in. After another ghost logic, he brought things back:


    "... this is the power given to me by the program group... I''m happy to have excellent students in the class, but I won''t teach poor students? I think we need to encourage new people! Encouraging new people is never a bad thing!"


    There was applause for Guo Xiaosi''s sophistry.


    The backstage actors were also convinced and lamented that they were too talkative, which could be nonsense.


    Li Cheng needs to frown and is obviously dissatisfied, because Guo Xiaosi evades the core of his problem and steals the beam and changes the column, but he doesn''t know how to refute it.


    Dong Dapeng asked, "Teacher Li Chengxu, do you have anything else to say?"


    Li Cheng needs to shake his head: "you let Li Tiezhu say."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    There was another collective laughter at the scene.


    Guo Xiaosi stopped talking. What did I do wrong? You want Li Tiezhu to punish me? He is not afraid of Li Chengxu at all, because Li Chengxu can''t say anything about him.


    Too much, the director group really gave the camera to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu is knitting a sweater without lifting his head: "There are new people all over the world, and there are many new people today. I don''t see you encouraging them! In the final analysis, don''t you want you to look good? Your so-called feeling? How do you let the actors perform? Do you want you to look at each other? Who knows what kind of tune you like? You call you to go to whoever you want! The standard that is not based on professional ability is playing hooligans."


    Li Chengxu: "good!"


    Shit, I was so angry with dwarfs that I almost had high blood pressure several times. Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu came today! Cool!


    The backstage actors couldn''t hold back and laughed one after another. Although no one could be seen on the big screen, they could hear the sound. Walnut laughed the loudest, and many actors gave thumbs to Li Tiezhu. Meng Zuoyi secretly blew a kiss to Li Tiezhu. The last time she was played by songzhuer and Zhao Liya, so she didn''t hate Li Tiezhu.


    Guo Xiaosi was unwilling and stubborn for the last time: "I said a word last year and say it again this year! Tell Li Tiezhu and Li Chengxu... Miss Li! You may not like some things, but please allow them to exist."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t like it, can''t I? You can''t like us to hate you, but please allow us to hate you!"


    Li Cheng needs to be more rigid, almost sitting up in a carp''s way: "Hey! That''s no good! I wasn''t going to speak just now, but Guo Siwei, if you want to say that, I can''t help it..."


    The atmosphere suddenly became more tense.


    Li Tiezhu''s Tucao style was embarrassing, but it was funny and entertaining. It was tolerable as a variety show, and that was why many programs allowed Li Tiezhu to make complaints about it.


    However, Guo Xiaosi''s Rogue words made Li Chengxu unbearable, and the incident changed from laughing and scolding to going online.

 Chapter 697

    Li Cheng needs to say, "what is existence is reasonable? This is a fallacy. It is a random translation. The original words of others exist for a reason. If there is a reason, it is reasonable?"


    Guo Xiaosi: "I didn''t say that existence is reasonable. I said that since it exists, it needs to be allowed."


    Li Chengxu: "you didn''t say it just now, but I know you want to say it. Because you said what you said last season, what you said last season was that existence is reasonable! This is incorrect!"


    Guo Xiaosi smiled, because he knew he had won the sophistry: "but I didn''t say that existence needs to be allowed. You can reserve different opinions. Please allow me to throw my s card! OK?"


    Dong Dapeng interjected: "indeed, Mr. Li Chengxu, just now director Guo didn''t say that existence is reasonable. Everyone of us can have opinions on this matter, and we welcome everyone to put forward their opinions and speak freely, but this time I stand director Guo."


    Li Cheng was so angry that his cheeks puffed up, but he was unable to refute. A clever Guo Siwei was enough for him to drink a pot, let alone another eloquent Dong Dapeng.


    Dong Dapeng continued: "you say we are young. Yes, we are all young. But we have also made several films. You are an old generation we all respect. Of course, you can express your views, but there is no need to ask us to do things according to your standards. Therefore, I think Director Guo is right. Since we exist, we should be allowed."


    Guo Siwei smiled proudly and raised his eyebrows at Dong Dapeng.


    Li Cheng was so angry that he tossed and turned in his chair. Obviously, he was very upset, but he couldn''t say anything. People allow you to criticize, but you can''t allow others to exist? It''s not generous! But I always think something''s wrong.


    Seeing that Li Cheng needed to be speechless, Guo Siwei said again: "we are young, but this is our advantage. Our thinking is not rigid, and we also know how to respect things we don''t like. Tolerance and diversity are the true face of art, and the times are progressing!"


    This is a little too much. Obviously, Guo Siwei can not say this sentence, because Li Chengxu has not spoken. He is deliberately mocking. The words are high sounding, but the meaning is very vicious.


    Li Chengxu said angrily, "what do you mean? I''m pedantic and dogmatic? I''m wrong?"


    Guo Siwei smiled and shrugged: "you don''t think so, but I respect your way of thinking. I can only say that we are different. I''m still very young."


    Li Chengxu: "


    Dong Dapeng just smiled: "different times inevitably lead to different ideas. What we need is this collision! But the future is for young people after all."


    This is a bit of a suspicion of pulling off the frame. The host should not be biased.


    Backstage actors all eat melons to support, but at the same time, they hold a breath in their hearts and choose the role together with the directors? No wonder we''re not red. Everyone''s mood is not too high. The outspoken Li Chengxu is speechless, and Li Tiezhu is still knitting a sweater.


    The barrage of the program is even more intense:


    "It''s disgusting! I''ve never seen such a brazen man!"


    "Li Cheng''s mouth is too stupid..."


    "Dapeng is good at talking. He is really suitable to be a host."


    "Director Guo''s eloquence is really powerful!"


    "Who is this Li Chengxu? What do you do? Rely on the old and sell the old!"


    ¡±I think Guo Dao''s thought is very open-minded and innovative. He is as powerful as a foreigner. "


    "I''ll go. The three views of these barrages burst."


    "Call Li Tiezhu!"


    "Foreigners are powerful, a hammer, a group of fools!"


    "Serious brother, come out and kill that bitch!"


    "Li Tiezhu still dare to take the lead? Aren''t you afraid that director Guo and director Dong will kill him?"


    "Li Tiezhu: you know nothing about real power."


    "Be reasonable. Guo Mi Si is so cunning that no one can win, nor can Li Tiezhu."


    The other three directors had different expressions, but did not speak.


    Dong Dapeng thought he had done it and said, "OK, please leave this group of guests..."


    "Young? Am I young? Uncle, can I talk?"


    Li Tiezhu''s voice came from backstage, which was too polite and made people play a little for a while.


    That really can''t compare with Li Tiezhu''s age. Guo Siwei is an uncle.


    Dong Dapeng: "don''t you keep talking? Why are you suddenly polite?"


    Guo Siwei: "hiss..."


    The attitude of small people leaping out, making the audience itch.


    Li Tiezhu Road: "I was just talking nonsense in private. What''s the matter with me? I haven''t asked you for more money. Moreover, even if I offended director Guo just now, I tried to restrain myself. But why did director Guo use this bandit logic to humiliate an old artist? I think it''s very bad. I have to break this unhealthy trend It''s over! "


    Dong Dapeng smiled: "for what?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s the same sentence that existence is reasonable. Or to put it another way, director Guo said, we can not like it, but we can allow it to exist. I think this sentence is wrong."


    Guo Siwei: "anyone who has the ability to think independently knows..."


    Li Tiezhu is a flammable and explosive master: "does the murderer exist?"


    Guo Siwei: "


    Li Cheng needs a pat on the thigh, and his expression is refreshed immediately. Yes, why didn''t I think of it? Who says Li Tiezhu is stupid in the future? I''m in a hurry!


    Li Tiezhu said again, "does suction reading exist?"


    Guo Siwei: "this is unreasonable, of course not crime. But we are talking about some existing phenomena in the entertainment industry."


    Li Tiezhu: "such as plagiarism?"


    Guo Siwei was speechless again and finally learned to shut up.


    Seeing that things could not end, Dong Dapeng said, "iron pillar, we respect your opinions and ideas, but we can''t use them to force others."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t force anyone. I don''t have to take back the s card. I just talk about things. Does plagiarism exist? Director Guo should understand it very well! Obviously plagiarism is unreasonable, and no one says it should be allowed to exist. Then I can''t help asking, after the sentence of plagiarism is established, one of the penalties is a public apology. Did you apologize? Director Guo Siwei! Or writer Guo Siwei."


    Guo Siwei''s face suddenly twisted, and his eyes were particularly ferocious. It''s hard to imagine that his small body also had such cruel energy.


    Dong Dapeng is also stupid. The goods directly lift the table! What about it?


    He looked in the direction of the director group. Reasonably speaking, this kind of thing is a program accident and will be cut off.


    However, the old God of director and producer is here.


    Dong Dapeng was surprised. I was in the wrong team!


    The other three directors are no different from the audience now. They have seen the world, but they have never seen this world.


    Barrage:


    "Cowhide, cowhide!"


    "Li Tiezhu is the eternal God!"


    "Plagiarism, hahaha..."


    "This paragraph hasn''t been cut off? What the hell is this?"


    "Because this is penguin''s show!"


    "Li Tiezhu is the first brother of penguin, and his apprentice Yang Feiyue is the first sister of penguin. Slightly ~"


    "Handsome fried!"


    "Who else? Who else?"


    "Li Tiezhu is red in half the sky. Isn''t he fucking supposed to?"


    "Apologize! Apologize for plagiarizing the dog!"


    Guo Siwei bit his teeth hard and didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu lowered his head to knitting and said slowly, "it doesn''t matter to me if you don''t apologize! What I want to say is, should we allow plagiarism? Should we condone it? Therefore, existence should be allowed. This article is not tenable."


    Guo Siwei still didn''t speak because he had nothing to say.


    At this point, it has torn his face, but strangely, the program team did not suspend the program, and other directors did not help to get down the steps. Only Dong Dapeng supported it.


    Because there are three circles in China''s entertainment circle, Kyoto circle, Xiangjiang circle and Donghai circle. Unfortunately, Guo Siwei is the only one in the Donghai circle.


    As Prince penguin, shouldn''t Li Tiezhu have the privilege of free fire?


    Up to now, Guo Siwei is completely defeated and unable to argue.


    Dong Dapeng began to play round again: "well, iron pillar, it will hurt your feelings. Moreover, what you said will be cut off. It''s not necessary."


    Li Tiezhu: "so, don''t insult everyone''s IQ, let alone humiliate old comrades. Isn''t it fragrant to make money with Heqi recording programs?"


    Dong Dapeng: "er... This, this..."


    Li Tiezhu continued to knit a sweater, very focused, and Liu Xiaohua stole a teacher.


    Li Tiezhu said, "as the host, it''s time to turn off the topic, such as who knitted the sweater for me. Isn''t it messy enough?"


    Dong Dapeng: "who are you knitting sweaters for? It''s really clever."


    Li Tiezhu picked up the semi-finished sweater and showed it: "who do you think this size is for?"


    Dong Dapeng: "I think only director Guo can wear it at the scene."


    Guo Siwei''s psychological quality was good after all. He smiled with a smile. At this time, he also thought that the copied paragraphs would be cut off.


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Can you wear it when it''s so small? I''m fighting for Zhuer''s dog."


    Dong Dapeng: "


    Guo Siwei, shit, shit! ܳ!!!


    Caught off guard!


    Li Tiezhu''s Sao, Su Daji''s waist.


    The laughter at the scene was so crazy that it lasted three minutes before it stopped under the intervention of the program team. The three directors were also wiping their tears. It was so funny.


    Not to mention the chaos in the backstage, many people have respected Li Tiezhu since then.


    Meng Zoyi is even more molar. Such a guy will lose a lot if he doesn''t sleep.


    Zhang Linlin started to make a small report with his mobile phone and reported to her boss Yang Mi that Li Tiezhu had poor acting skills, ready to sow discord and reap benefits.


    After a while, the program continued.


    Since then, Guo Siwei has blacked his face all the way and is much more honest.


    Li Tiezhu has been teaching Liu Xiao Hua to knit sweaters, and make complaints about it, just like a quiet ugly man.


    Soon, the performance of five groups of actors ended, and nearly two hours passed.


    The program was suspended and everyone had a 20 minute break.


    Li Tiezhu''s cell phone rang. It was a video call from Yang Mi. He looked around and hesitated for a while before connecting: "Hello, sister MI, I''m recording a program."


    Yang Mi sternly asked, "Li Tiezhu! You said in the program that my acting skills were bad when I cooperated with Director Guo, didn''t you?"


    The surrounding actors immediately quieted down and pricked their ears.


    Zhang Linlin Snickers, done! I wish they fell out now. Lengba is mine!


    Li Tiezhu looked calm: "yes! You are already very bad."


    Actors: "


    That''s not right!


    Zhang Linlin was flushed with excitement. With sister Mi''s temper, she was definitely going to explode! There''s a good play.


    However, on the phone, Yang Mi said, "then prepare a role for me in the next play to see if I play well."


    Actors:


    Zhang Linlin even showed the expression of the Japanese dog. What kind of shit is this? Why do I think sister Mi''s tone is a little spoiled? Isn''t she flammable and explosive?

 Chapter 698

    Zhang Linlin even wondered if he had Mandela syndrome. Am I wrong? Is sister Mi a gentle and gentle woman? Even to her detractors?


    Li Tiezhu took a direct look at Zhang Linlin. The only person who can report on the scene is the goods, but he is not angry. After all, the other party mistakenly thinks he is a rival in love.


    Understandable.


    Li Tiezhu said to sister MI, "my next film is a military theme more popular than war dragon 2. You can''t play it."


    This is not Li Tiezhu''s nonsense. He really chose the next film in the system.


    Yang Mi said, "I can wrap it up and play!"


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "what are you wrapping? Can you wrap it? Don''t talk nonsense. I''m recording the program. Many of your senior brothers and sisters are there."


    Yang Mi: "Leggings! Don''t you know Leggings? Eh! What are you thinking?"


    Li Tiezhu blushed and was ashamed.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The actors around burst out laughing. Some of them didn''t hear clearly, and some good people spread word of mouth. Then everyone knew that Yang Mi flirted with Li Tiezhu again. It''s really hard to let go of one!


    what?


    Flirting with male artists?


    It''s Yang Mi. It''s okay.


    I was very happy to see that Li Tiezhu also had a flat.


    However, it can be seen that the relationship between the two people is very good. Li Tiezhu''s show against Yang Mi''s poor acting skills, she doesn''t get angry?


    magical.


    Zhang Linlin stared at the dog. Is the clown myself?


    Why is sister Mi so kind to him? When she was in the company, her artists were not obedient. She was hot and slapped lightly. Why?


    Li Tiezhu became angry with shame: "no part of your play, bye!"


    Yang Mi: "Hey! I can''t play the new movie. I have to invest, or... Or I''ll be angry."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s none of my business if you''re angry! Get out of here."


    Yang Mi: "dare you scold me? Dare you scold me?"


    Zhang Linlin is very happy at dusk. Li Tiezhu really can''t be a man. Sister MI has stepped down for him. Why do you pretend to force him? Hum! Sister MI is angry. The consequences are serious.


    Li Tiezhu handed his mobile phone to Liu Xiaohua: "I''m knitting a sweater. I''m not free."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Hello, sister MI."


    Yang Mi: "it''s Xiaohua! I haven''t seen you for a long time. Come on, ah, by the way, there''s a lack of actors in my online drama. I feel it''s more suitable for you. I''ll send it to you later."


    Liu Xiaohua: "OK, thank you."


    Yang Mi: "it''s still Xiaohua, not like someone. Well, come back quickly after the program. I''ll treat you to a big meal."


    Liu Xiaohua: "yes, yes!"


    Zhang Linlin doubted life. Why on earth? Sister Mi isn''t angry after all these words have been said? Are they so close? No wonder sister MI can let Li Tiezhu brazenly rape the lovely Leng Baxian''s daughter


    Too envious... Too miserable.


    The video phone hung up. Li Tiezhu continued to knit sweaters. The actors whispered. This is Li Tiezhu''s card!


    Why did Yang Mi spoil Li Tiezhu so much?


    When Zhang Linlin was struggling, he received a wechat from her boss Yang Mi:


    "Put away your little careful thinking. It''s too childish."


    Zhang Linton was sweating cold. For him, Yang Mi was like a God who dominated the power of life and death.


    At this time, the backstage staff came in and took time to record the actor interview, asking one by one.


    When he Xichang arrived soon, the staff asked, "what do you think of the s card?"


    He Xichang wronged Baba: "all I can do for him and those who value me is to work hard and live up to them."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s you who are sold and help people pay."


    He Xichang dared not speak because he could not provoke Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu waved his hand: "I know you''re upset with me and think I''m aiming at you. In fact, I''m helping you! The actors sitting here see it, but you don''t realize it. Don''t be labeled with this s card. Don''t think that someone will always appreciate you, and don''t imagine that you really have something that ordinary people can''t see. Please, are the other directors fools except me? Efforts should be made Yes, but not for those who appreciate you, but for yourself. Actors are a profession, which is not much different from carrying dishes and sweeping the street. "


    He Xichang opened his mouth and held back.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "if you think actors or stars are superior, then I didn''t say it."


    He Xichang was even more wronged.


    Li Tiezhu looked at him, shook his head slightly and stopped talking.


    He Xichang is not convinced!


    This man can''t be saved. He has preconceived that he is gifted, but most people are blind. Guo Siwei is his bole.


    Early death and early rebirth!


    ¡­¡­


    In a villa in the East China Sea, Yang Mi is riding on lengba... Giving her a waist massage is always considerate.


    During the video just now, lengba has been hiding and watching without talking.


    At night, they have nothing to do.


    Yang Mi pressed lengba''s waist line: "look at you, let you have a holiday to cultivate your body. You''re good. You''re disabled again! Do you know how to pity your body? It''s great to get x for a while..."


    Lengba: "always get x, always cool, hey hey."


    Yang Mi: "bah! You are in poor health. You can''t handle this kind of thing. Let your sister help you."


    Lengba: "help me press my waist or help me meet the gunfire?"


    Yang Mi: "of course, I want to stand in front of you and bear the attack. Good sisters should know how to share. Bah, they should protect each other. How can I bear to let you suffer alone? It''s the so-called" blessed with X with X... "


    Lengba: "that Zhang Linlin is so annoying. He has been chasing me. I said that Li Tiezhu raped me every once in a while, and he said he didn''t dislike it, eh..."


    Yang Mi: "then I warned him not to pester you."


    Lengba: "no, hehe..."


    Yang Mi suddenly jumped down and beat the drum: "I knew it! You little wave hoof..."


    "You mean me? You can go back to your house! What are you waiting for here?"


    "I have a bad appetite recently. I''ll have a big meal in the evening. Please Xiaohua."


    "What big meal do you have if you have a bad appetite?"


    "There''s medicine."


    Lengba was blankly: "what medicine? We can''t touch the medicine!"


    Yang Mi pinched lengba''s Xuezi and said, "what do you think? I''m talking about Li Tiezhu. He''s an appetizer! Tut tut..."


    Lengba: "bah! You''re not afraid to throw up."


    "That won''t... He''s a lovely boy who can go straight to people''s hearts."


    "That long?"


    "You''re a weak chicken who doesn''t deserve to be attacked by the whole form. I don''t understand."


    "Well, he said there was no need to kill each other, so far..."


    ¡­¡­


    It''s late at eleven o''clock.


    Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua have been preparing backstage for the recording of the program "actors in place".


    Dong Dapeng: "next, let''s invite new actor Liu Xiaohua to bring you a clip of thief family to help play Jiabin Li Tiezhu!"


    "Woo -"


    "Pa pa pa..."


    The atmosphere at the scene was too warm to see the excitement.


    After Dong Dapeng introduced the actors on the stage, the barrage was very dense:


    "Finally wait for you!"


    "The last issue of tiezhushuai blew up! Come on this issue."


    "I''m afraid Guo Siwei will target Tiezhu."


    "Ha ha! Let''s see what Li Tiezhu can do..."


    "Liu Xiaohua also deserves to participate in this program?"


    "Related account?"


    "I have a brother like Li Tiezhu, and I can do whatever I want."


    "Sorry, Liu Xiaohua doesn''t rely on the serious brother, but the star master. Are you angry?"


    "To be rational, Li Tiezhu''s anger against Guo Siwei is very relieved, but he must also show his rolling strength, otherwise he will become a joke."


    "Can itch Sister Act?"


    "Li Tiezhu will guide Xiaohua."


    "If Zhou Xingxing can''t teach an actor, can Li Tiezhu?"


    "Therefore, Li Tiezhu was a demon in the last issue in order to pave the way for his sister..."


    "It''s all routine!"


    "No matter what you say, I believe in iron pillars."


    "In fact, so far, Li Tiezhu has not made bad films."


    "Li Tiezhu, come on!"


    "Li Tiezhu doesn''t have the ability to force himself. He still mocks Guo Xiaosi? Ha ha!"


    "See what level of work he has produced..."


    "Don''t fantasize, Li Tiezhu knows a fart director. He will force him!"


    Although the program was recorded in one day, it was divided into two phases. Li Tiezhu and his team came out in the eighth, which is the second phase, but this did not affect the "enthusiasm" of the audience.


    The plot of "the last issue" against Guo Xiaosi is still vivid. Many sailors are doing things.


    The actors at the scene are also serious and dangerous. Although they admire Li Tiezhu''s hard resistance to Guo Xiaosi''s plagiarism, they don''t pay much attention to Li Tiezhu''s level. Although Li Tiezhu has made a film, according to his own words, it is "crowdfunding filming". I''m afraid the real independent director is tonight''s play.


    The four directors also wait and see, with different expressions. Guo Siwei''s smile is bright and ferocious.


    After a transition music, the picture is black, and then there are photos of Liu Xiaohua after makeup.


    Although Xiaohua is only seventeen years old, once she loses her skin and adds a little crow''s feet and freckles, she is a woman of thirty or forty years old. Her appearance is far worse than Aunt Liu.


    Subtitle: thief family, starring Liu Xiaohua. Assistant guest: Li Tiezhu.


    In fact, through Dong Dapeng''s detailed introduction just now, we all know that it is Li Tiezhu who changed the script, and the executive director is also Li Tiezhu.


    Narrator:


    "Five years ago, Zhao Chunyan, who was subjected to domestic violence, killed her husband by mistake. After many years of escape, she formed a special family with several people with similar fate. Zhao Chunyan took in Zhang Peixin, a girl abused by her parents, and Zhao Chunyan cared for her in every way. Zhang Peixin, four, was arrested for stealing. Through examination, Zhao Chunyan was found to be a fugitive wanted for many years. There are various signs Let the police suspect that Zhang Peixin turned right, so they interrogated her... "


    Ai Ke Xing!


    The show began.


    The picture starts with a pair of shaking feet with shackles. Her shaking was not uneasiness, but more like self liberation.


    The camera slowly moves up, and Liu Xiaohua sits on the interrogation table in handcuffs.


    In the foreground of the camera, a man and a woman are two policemen with their backs to the audience, one of whom is Li Tiezhu and the other policewoman is a plastic mold.


    Li Tiezhu: "name."


    Liu Xiaohua fiddled with her nails. Because the hairline was too high, her forehead reflected the light: "Zhao Chunyan."


    "Age."


    "Thirty one or thirty-two? I forgot."


    "Occupation?"


    "No career."


    "Why did you kill your husband five years ago?"


    Zhao Chunyan looked at Li Tiezhu, the "policeman", jokingly, and then raised her head. Instead of just obeying, she was a little rebellious, but more helpless and stubborn: "my... It''s self-defense at best?"


    Seeing here, everyone at the scene was silent, because... It was a little scary.

 Chapter 699

    Terrible!


    Almost everyone who saw Liu Xiaohua''s performance reacted unanimously.


    The tutors all sat up straight, the audience was silent and attentive, and some of the actors backstage shouted.


    Meng Zuoyi: my God! I think she plays better than me


    Ni wushuangbai glanced at her. Although you graduated from Nortel, do you have any acting skills? You only have skills!


    Dong Sisi held his fat face and said, "I''ll go. Isn''t it great?"


    Walnut nodded: "Li Tiezhu is still powerful. Ten billion box office can''t rely on luck."


    He Xichang blushes. Even if he can''t act, he is not blind. He still has a sense of shame. Liu Xiaohua can''t be so powerful. It must be because of Li Tiezhu''s guidance. He is so awesome.


    Before, he thought s card could give him confidence, but now he is very guilty and ashamed. If Liu Xiaohua doesn''t have an s card, he will become a laughing stock. Liu Xiaohua''s acting skills got an s card. He is still a laughing stock.


    At this moment, he finally understood that Li Tiezhu helped him in the storm just now.


    Zhang Linlin is already numb. He also graduated from drama. To be honest, he is still far from performing at this level


    Liu Xiaohua''s performance is too subversive of her past image. Her acting skills are real and delicate. It''s shocking to have just one opening act.


    This made many people who wanted to see her joke hurt in the face.


    For example, Guo Xiaosi held his chin, touched his nose, and crossed his chest, but he felt uncomfortable. Even if he is eloquent and good at sophistry, he is a little unstable.


    He really couldn''t bear to take revenge. Li Tiezhu didn''t give face. He even let go of the previous hard feelings. Finally, he even said in public that plagiarism was no different from slapping in the face.


    However, Liu Xiaohua''s performance embarrassed him


    I''m Guo Siwei. I''m in a panic now. Everyone help me pick on her. I''m in a hurry.


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage was stunned:


    "Lying trough!"


    "Horizontal groove, horizontal groove..."


    "Hammer, I''m afraid it''s not a fake Liu Xiaohua!"


    "What about the good comedy?"


    "Scared me!"


    "It''s so shocking that itchy sister plays aunt."


    "Tears."


    "Is she really seventeen?"


    "Make up well."


    "That self-defense scared me. I felt so desperate..."


    "It''s special. If you don''t give s card, you''re playing against!"


    "@ he Xichang, some talents can''t be wiped out by hard work!"


    "@ Guo Siwei, does your face hurt?"


    "Some people say that serious brother can''t direct the play, poof!"


    Liu Xiaohua''s performance has just begun. In the dark interrogation room, her skin is waxy yellow and her hair is greasy. There is always a faint and strange smile on her face:


    "That day he drank some wine and hit me. There was a knife next to him, so I took it up and stabbed him twice. Anyway, at that time, either he died or I died."


    The tone is very flat.


    Li Tiezhu: "where did you escape after that?"


    "I didn''t escape. I''ve been living in this city."


    The dialogue between the two promotes the continuous development of the plot. They don''t have many lines, but they can always tell a lot of stories. There is a big gap between this paragraph and the original film, but no one thinks it''s a play and doesn''t think it''s unreasonable.


    "Did you abduct the little girl?"


    "I didn''t abduct Lingling. I brought her back because I was afraid she would starve to death."


    "Her name is not Lingling, her name is Zhang Peixin."


    After a few conversations, whenever the policeman played by Li Tiezhu corrects the girl''s name as Zhang Peixin, Zhao Chunyan stubbornly calls her Lingling again, a lot.


    The program team specially gave Guo Siwei a lens to watch off the stage. In the two second lens, he blinked four times, and his left eye blinked, but his right eye didn''t move much. It looked a little strange.


    "... besides, all women are qualified to be mothers when they have children?"


    "If you don''t have children, you can''t be a mother."


    Zhao Chunyan, who had just been stubbornly "verbal confrontation" with the police, was stunned. Her eyes were suddenly empty and her expression was numb. She was stunned for a long time.


    Police: "as far as we know, you have no fertility..."


    The actors backstage were all quiet. Some actresses covered their mouths and some had red eyes.


    "What does she usually call you?"


    Zhao Chunyan thought for a moment and bit her lips: "usually... Maybe, when you''re hungry..."


    Suddenly, Zhao Chunyan''s expression became playful, like imitating a child: "Hey, I''m hungry."


    She smiled, "then I''ll give her some noodles. When it''s cold, she said, ah, I''m cold, I''ll put a dress on her."


    Zhao Chunyan''s head tilted, a little proud: "is this all a title? Hello? Eh?"


    With that, she smiled bitterly, bowed her head and twisted her fingers.


    "Do you know how she answered this question?"


    Zhao Chunyan raised her eyes and lowered them. She smiled guilty and shook her head.


    "Lingling said she called you mom."


    Zhao Chunyan''s agitated fingers stopped, just like pressing the pause button, then raised her eyes, confirmed it with doubts and verification, then smiled happily and raised her hands to wipe tears:


    "The child..."


    Tears were choked back. She bit her lips and the muscles on her face twitched.


    From asking Lingling what to call her, it has been a long shot without switching in the middle. At the beginning, it was a medium shot. With the advance of the plot, the lens also slowly advanced into a facial close-up.


    A few seconds later, the policeman said, "Lingling said she wanted to see you. Can you see her?"


    Zhao Chunyan smiled and shook her head.


    The music starts and the performance ends.


    "Pa pa pa..."


    There was a very warm applause at the scene, and everyone was applauding.


    Liu Xiaohua, who was still in handcuffs, laughed and wanted to resist the smile: "brother?"


    Li Tiezhu''s hand appears in the camera and thumbs up.


    Barrage:


    "Liu Xiaohua played so well that she cried."


    "It''s very natural, very detailed performance, which has a sense of substitution."


    "I''m distracted."


    "Cow force."


    "The only one who cried."


    "Yes!"


    "God, what has she been through? Acting like this when she was seventeen?"


    "Do those who graduated from Beidian opera blush?"


    "Is this special or my itching sister?"


    "She''s good at acting!"


    "My God, it''s so shocking."


    "Hey, that broke my defense..."


    "Lingling calls you mom."


    "The last paragraph, when I refused the children to come to see me, was really amazing."


    "This is a super long shot!"


    "The eyes are very dramatic. Very good!"


    "Xiaohua, come on!"


    "She has a wide play, I said."


    "I have to obey the star master''s eyes."


    "Comedy is the most test of acting. In fact, comedians are very good at acting."


    "The script that Zhengge changed is too grounded, and the lens design is also great."


    "Li Tiezhu didn''t show his face in the whole process."


    Most of the backstage actors watched God, which was completely unexpected. Even those who expected the most from Liu Xiaohua because of Li Tiezhu''s talent thought it would be great if she could devote her acting skills at the level of TV series. But now, her acting is completely film level.


    Many male actors directly "wow" and shook their heads in admiration.


    Walnut applauded: "the child is too talented."


    Meng Zuoyi: "it''s very good. I also want to cooperate with Li Tiezhu. Is he too powerful?"


    Dong Sisi was ignorant and was still wiping tears: "my God..."


    "This is a live performance!"


    "God."


    "Acting burst!"


    Many people also deliberately turned their heads to see he Xichang''s reaction.


    He Xichang was also shocked. To be exact, he was stunned and stunned. Because even he can see that this is the best performance so far.


    Zhang Linlin is also stupid. Can an inexperienced person act so well?


    The directors also kept clapping.


    Er Xiaobao: "awesome!"


    Zhao Yanzi: "I like it very much."


    Then he looked at Guo Siwei with a slightly strange look.


    Guo Siwei pretended to clap calmly and could not see his emotions.


    Dong Dapeng also clapped on the stage: "let''s invite Liu Xiaohua and Li Tiezhu."


    Liu Xiaohua came out with a bright smile, and Li Tiezhu in police uniform followed him slowly.


    Applause again.


    Dong Dapeng shot Liu Xiaohua: "calm down! As we all know, Xiaohua usually makes people laugh. So do her short videos and... Music, including movies."


    Zhao Yanzi: "when she laughs, she is very funny. When she loses her face, she is very sad."


    Liu Xiaohua bowed and smiled more happily: "thank you."


    In order to show the vicissitudes and reality, her teeth were dyed yellow, her lips were dry, her face turned waxy yellow and her eyebrows were painted away.


    Dong Dapeng: "I hope the directors like her performance."


    Zhao Yanzi: "I think it''s very, very good! I like it very much! It''s also very advanced! And I specially went to see her age, seventeen, right?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "it''s eighteen next month."


    Zhao Yanzi: "At the age of 17, it''s very rare to be able to convey your inner surging to the audience through less rich facial expressions. I didn''t notice that it was a long shot in the end. When I realized it, I was even more surprised. Because your face changed from close-up to close-up from beginning to end, I wasn''t distracted and tired at all, which tested my acting skills ¡£¡±


    Liu Xiaohua is a little shy and praises me for looking good. Hee hee.


    Zhao Yanzi: "and you speak your lines very well. Although you have an accent, it''s just like this. It''s not craftsmanship."


    Liu Xiaohua is more shy. She praises me for my good voice. Alas, I''m a singer


    Zhao Yanzi: "The most important thing is that there is no chance of ng for such a long period of play. You can''t do better from beginning to end. You know what I mean? I like her performance and style very much! And she is also a comedian. I think it''s very harmful. An actor can switch freely between the two poles. In the words of triumph director, it''s called Do God reward you with food! "


    Triumph''s eyes narrowed with laughter.


    Er Xiaobao nodded frequently.


    Liu Xiaohua is so shy that she praises me for my charm. Who doesn''t know?


    She stamped her foot in shame: "thank you, aunt Zhao."


    Zhao Yanzi''s happy smile suddenly turned into a bitter smile: "I... I''m finished, next."


    Li Tiezhu slapped his head: "I want to call my tutor aunt."


    Liu Xiaohua: "thank you, aunt mentor."


    Zhao Yanzi, who had shut up, couldn''t help but say, "Xiaohua, the only stumbling block in your life is your brother!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "and my mother."


    Zhao Yanzi: "

 Chapter 700

    The actors in the backstage burst into laughter. After all, it''s wonderful that Li Tiezhu and Liu Xiaohua sing together. Moreover, Liu Xiaohua is often beaten.


    Zhao Yanzi could not make complaints about it, and could not help laughing.


    Barrage:


    "She laughs really funny."


    "Xiaohua is powerful."


    "How many very words did Zhao Yanzi say?"


    "I really like it."


    "Nonsense, I don''t like this kind of acting. Do you like dead meat facial paralysis?"


    "It can be said that the evaluation is very high."


    "It''s really God''s reward."


    "Aunt?"


    "It''s OK that Li Tiezhu doesn''t speak."


    "God, and my mother."


    "Laugh to death!"


    "Liu Xiaohua died seventeen, dog head!"


    "I can''t blame her mother for being beaten. It''s too much."


    Li Tiezhu put the props and police hat into the big bag he was carrying. This was the pocket for props. The reason why he carried it was because there were still their things in it, such as mobile phones.


    He shook his head. Liu Xiaohua went home and directly interrupted three mottled bamboo strips at one time.


    Er Xiaobao smiled for a while before stopping and said, "I like you very much too! I don''t know much about you. I was really surprised to hear that it was a comedian when I met backstage. You changed him in the original play, but you didn''t act according to him, so the whole character is different. I just changed an audience, because you have changed the original play!"


    Liu Xiaohua was so excited that she jumped, turned around, gave Li Tiezhu a scorpion, wagged her tail and kicked Li Tiezhu on his knee.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t hurt, but his hands are itchy. He finally understands Aunt Liu. He can''t help it!


    Everyone laughed again. This is a living treasure.


    Li Cheng needs to nod again and again. Obviously, he agrees with ER Xiaobao.


    Er Xiaobao is very serious: "I don''t think it''s so easy to win this play among many heroines I''ve worked with. So you are talented. You eat this kind of food, and I give you very high scores."


    Liu Xiaohua is full of expectations and high scores? How high? S card?


    Other directors also looked at Er Xiaobao. The most nervous one was Guo Siwei. His left eye blinked strangely again.


    Er Xiaobao said: "I said... The Golden Dragon Film Award sometimes doesn''t need many plays. One play can be nominated and you can win the award. Look at your brother''s drug God. Just looking at this play, I think... I''ll give you a hundred points."


    Guo Siwei breathed a sigh of relief. It''s not just s card.


    Liu Xiaohua is also very happy. In her opinion, this is much more important than s card. Anyway, s card has no gold content.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head slightly, and another applauded. Liu Xiaohua didn''t play so well, but the contrast was too strong to be ignored.


    Er Xiaobao finally added: "I think you have a chance to win the Golden Dragon Award."


    Liu Xiaohua was so excited that she covered her face... Snickering.


    Li Tiezhu took out a paper towel from his big pocket and handed it to Liu Xiaohua. As a result, Liu Xiaohua laughed and turned his eyes. I thought you were crying.


    As soon as Er Xiaobao''s words came out, the backstage actors blew up and applauded collectively.


    "Wow..."


    "Is that too high?"


    "That''s great!"


    "Golden Dragon Award..."


    For the strength faction who won numerous awards, walnut smiled and said, "she is really too spiritual!"


    Huang Yi on one side squeezed out an ugly smile. I don''t know why he felt a little stiff.


    Barrage:


    "Director Er has the highest evaluation ever."


    "Cow force, cow force..."


    "You can''t have a bad eye for those who have been behind several films."


    "The inner play is really powerful."


    "Wow, wow..."


    "What monsters are the people of Li Tiezhu''s family?"


    "I didn''t go to film school. I''m a really talented actor."


    "Xiaohua, like iron pillar, amazed the world when she made her debut. I''m talking about acting."


    "S card! S card!"


    "No! S card doesn''t deserve her."


    "Lying trough! Guo Siwei is coming!"


    In the program, Guo Siwei leaned back in his chair and said: "Liu Xiaohua, you are very relaxed and confident in your performance and deal with it with extreme life. We say this is a performance of life flow. In fact, he tests an actor''s control. For a few moments, I feel that I actually believe that I am watching a documentary. I used to chat with many well performed actors..."


    Come on, come on!


    "I think what Liu Xiaohua just did well was that there were a few moments, which was a particularly natural reaction. This kind of proper handling is one of the best among young actors."


    Eh?


    There''s no resentment? No provocation?


    Even the actors backstage felt incredible, and someone showed an expression of skepticism about life.


    The barrage is like this:


    ¡°£¿£¿£¿¡±


    Li Chengxu then said, "relaxation is a sign of self-confidence. Your performance is too relaxed. Let me give you my opinions and suggestions. I play a lot of police. Usually suspects don''t dare to look directly at the police... Of course, it''s not your fault. Li Tiezhu didn''t notice this detail."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? I haven''t been caught. I don''t understand."


    Li Chengxu: "er... Forget it. Even if you are caught, you dare to look straight into the eyes of the police. Xiaohua, pay attention to the logic of some small details. If you don''t look at the police, when you have to look, that one is the most shocking."


    Li Tiezhu nodded again and again, which really made sense.


    Finally, it was the triumph director''s turn. He said: "As the three directors have said, Liu Xiaohua''s performance is very good. You can''t understand this because you haven''t studied acting. As far as I know, Li Tiezhu doesn''t have much class in Beidian. He''s also a half pot of water. You two can act like this purely because of your talent. You can''t learn this!"


    Suddenly, Li Tiezhu of cue was stunned. He quickly put back the half beaten sweater just taken out of his pocket: "ah?"


    Zhao Yanzi: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Liu Xiaohua glanced at Li Tiezhu: "listen attentively to Grandpa''s speech."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Dong Dapeng smiled and asked, "iron pillar, do you think you''re bored and want to knit a sweater on the stage?"


    Backstage, another group of actors laughed. What are these goods doing? Do you want to knit sweaters on the stage? Deep well ice! That''s right. Lengba was asked to help get popsicles during the audition. What can''t be done?


    Zhang Linlin''s eyes were empty and he thought, is Li Tiezhu a master of psychology? Let lengba take a popsicle and carry out subtle ideological slavery? It''s terrible!


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, I just want to see if it''s crushed. Things are a little messy."


    Dong Dapeng: "you can knit a sweater if you want."


    Zhao Yanzi encouraged: "yes! We''re a very open-minded program. Take it out and knit it. You said that you didn''t show your face when you came to be an assistant guest. The audience must not have enjoyed it. Let''s give you a performance of knitting sweaters."


    Li Tiezhu: "I have to pay more."


    Triumph: "add!"


    Dong Dapeng was speechless, adding wool!


    Li Tiezhu took out his sweater and knitted it. Just add money. Anyway, I''m not a shameful person.


    Applause rang out again. It''s nothing to watch the excitement.


    Triumph smiled and continued: "however, I think when the police asked, do you know what the little girl calls you, you should look up and stare at the police. You really want to know what she calls you. Was the play designed by Li Tiezhu? Why did you let her keep her head down and only look at it? It doesn''t seem too eager."


    Li Tiezhu skillfully knitted a sweater, which made people a little dazzled. After thinking about it, he said:


    "I think she will be guilty and afraid. She dare not expect that there is a child in this world who will really love her. She doesn''t want the answer, but runs away."


    "Pa pa..."


    Applause.


    Triumph frowned, thought about it, shook his head: "that is, each director has a different understanding, and there is a deviation in the direction of the role you want to shape. Your idea is also right. You have been raped since childhood, and then you have been so miserable all your life... Then I have no doubt. Generally speaking, it is very good!"


    The four directors and teacher Li Chengxu unanimously gave a high evaluation. It can be seen that strength is visible to the naked eye.


    Dong Dapeng: "thank you, directors. Let''s invite..."


    "Wait a minute."


    Guo Siwei said with a smile, "I have one more thing to add. It''s about Li Tiezhu. I don''t know. Can I say it?"


    Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "say it! I say you have a lot, and it''s your turn."


    Guo Siwei waved his hand: "I''m not taking revenge on you, but I think you didn''t do very well as the director of this paragraph just now. First, you deliberately didn''t appear on the camera, hoping to keep the audience''s attention on Liu Xiaohua. It''s a little too hard, because the play without an opponent is not good-looking. That''s why I just said it''s like watching a documentary, because such documentaries usually only have This is the angle of the prisoner. "


    Zhao Yanzi immediately disdained to smile, really can''t mess around.


    Li Cheng needs to habitually look up at Guo Siwei.


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and counted the stitches: "28, 29... Ah, yes. Other people can help with the performance, but I can''t, otherwise the audience will see me."


    Guo Siwei: "


    Zhao Yanzi laughed back and forth: "ha ha... It makes sense."


    Er Xiaobao''s smile is full of fun.


    Guo Siwei: "I, I, I just give advice. It''s okay to listen or not. I think no matter how you hate me before, I''m just blaming my mentor on this matter."


    Li Tiezhu did not lift his head: "OK."


    Guo Siwei: "second, er... The policeman you played didn''t do as well as Liu Xiaohua in the connection of lines. In several places, you were too hurried to sneak out enough time to further convey emotions to Liu Xiaohua, so you pushed it to the next rhythm point."


    Li Tiezhu: "HMM."


    Guo Siwei: "


    Well, what the hell is it?


    Triumph asked, "I don''t agree with what Xiao Si said. Iron pillar, tell me why."


    Li Tiezhu: "the police won''t give her time to perform in a real trial."


    Nod triumphantly.


    Guo Siwei: "but this is a drama, a work after artistic treatment... Come on... Art comes from life, but it is not copying life."


    Li Tiezhu: "HMM."


    Guo Siwei''s teeth itched with anger: "third, I think it''s the failure of the whole play. I didn''t say it just now because it''s not Liu Xiaohua''s problem. She performed perfectly. At the beginning, the police always said that the girl''s name was Zhang Peixin, but then suddenly changed her name to Lingling? There''s no logic!"


    Li Tiezhu finally raised his arrogant head and looked at Guo Siwei.


    The grandson didn''t understand it!


    what the fuck! He also praised Liu Xiaohua for so long!

 Chapter 701

    Before, the police had always emphasized the girl''s real name and questioned Zhao Chunyan whether it was his duty and work to abduct. There was nothing wrong with it. But when asked later, the police were also moved, so they changed their name to Lingling. This is a change from occupation to personal identity.


    Therefore, there is no problem of character mutation.


    In this plot, the police is the party with the advantage of information asymmetry. He knew in advance that Lingling likes Zhao Chunyan and that Lingling said she was called Zhao Chunyan''s mother.


    The change of address is to let Li Tiezhu play a policeman without a lens, mobilize the audience''s emotions with his lines, and deepen his recognition and sympathy for the role of Zhao Chunyan.


    There is no logical problem and no emotional defect.


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about many people on the barrage. But then the voice disappeared, because everyone understood it.


    But... Guo Siwei didn''t understand. He also took the change of police address as a logical bug, which was plausible.


    It''s embarrassing.


    It can be said that 99 out of 100 people can understand, and the remaining one is not attentive.


    The actors backstage looked strange.


    "What is he talking about?"


    "Are we looking at two different versions?"


    "This is very Guo Dao!"


    "I really take it now..."


    "Awesome!"


    Zhao Yanzi, er Xiaobao and triumph all showed very strange expressions - a strange thing was mixed in us!


    This is the reading comprehension ability of "famous writers"?


    Li Cheng needs ha''s smile, and then starts... Clapping! fucking great! Guo Daozhen is awesome! Boast every day. As a result, you are a director. Don''t you understand such a simple play?


    Lao Li is very happy. The variety show is really interesting.


    Driven by him, some of the audience also began to applaud, and others shouted, which meant a lot of ridicule.


    Guo Siwei''s goal is very clear. He doesn''t have to quarrel with Li Tiezhu. As long as he presses Li Tiezhu on his professional ability, all his ridicule and ridicule will become the complaints of the weak.


    He could not see other people''s expressions, heard applause and cheers, and thought he had grasped the key point and was recognized by the audience.


    Therefore, there is some complacency.


    Only I caught this loophole, and several other major directors didn''t see it. Am I smart?


    Dong Dapeng and Liu Xiaohua were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking.


    I can''t beat the sweater in my hand. I''m frozen. Is the tutor of this program at this level?


    What did I say?


    Can you tell him the main content of the trick again? The kind of class for primary school students?


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu was "speechless", Guo Siwei smiled magnanimously and knitted a sweater? Acting in front of me? You are so naive, he waved his hand and said:


    "Didn''t you expect such a big bug? Li Tiezhu, it doesn''t matter. The new director will always make all kinds of mistakes and have problems in many humble places, which is inevitable. We all have to grow up in constant mistakes, and you don''t have to be too discouraged. Although this logic bug is fatal, it doesn''t affect Liu Xiaohua''s performance. She still finished very well."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you!"


    What else can I say? What you say is what you say. I don''t want to explain it to you! I''m so illiterate that I can understand movies and TV, okay?


    Guo Siwei has a strong desire for expression, which has always been the case. It may be that he has to look up to others physically, which makes him have an inexplicable and fanatical paranoia to occupy the commanding heights in his views.


    He said: "If it were me, I would handle it like this. The police''s line is'' Zhang Peixin said she called your mother '', and when they say their lines, they should have a tone of doubt or even doubt, especially the stress, the stress of the line. Note that this is the most important! The stress should fall on the word'' call you ''to strengthen the feeling of doubt, because it is not in line with the cognition of the police."


    After hearing this, Zhao Yanzi quickly rubbed the goose bumps on his arm. It was extremely embarrassing. Shut up and give me some embarrassing and conspicuous advice?


    Er Xiaobao''s smile was very strange. He lowered his head and didn''t dare to lift it up for fear of laughing.


    The old Yin forced Guo Siwei to hold his hands, closely appreciate the wonderful performance of Guo Siwei beating his face, and nod and smile from time to time, which doubled Guo Siwei''s confidence.


    Li Cheng needs to reach out and cover his face. He can''t see it. Although he despises Guo Siwei most, he doesn''t have the evil taste of triumph.


    Backstage actors can feel the extreme embarrassment across the screen. The atmosphere is very strange. A group of people look at each other, wink and smile, but don''t talk.


    Li Tiezhu feels embarrassed for him. If he goes on like this, the goods will die on the spot!


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu prepared to give him a step: "the police actually knew Lingling''s title to Zhao Chunyan in advance, otherwise the police wouldn''t ask this question..."


    Guo Siwei thought Li Tiezhu was quibbling: "don''t make excuses! If you are wrong, you are wrong! Moreover, I don''t care whether you will follow my advice, because you are hostile to me. Everyone knows that I am just doing my duty as a mentor."


    Posture!


    a high profile!


    Guo Siwei was very satisfied with this paragraph. He felt that he had won.


    You see, he is hostile to me, but I guide him regardless of the past! I''m several levels higher than him!


    Hum! Fight me!


    Barrage:


    "I''m so embarrassed that I''ve committed cancer!"


    "Goose bumps all over the place."


    "What kind of understanding is this? You''re so confident!"


    "Xiao Si didn''t understand the plot."


    "Is this NIMA a film director? Is she a writer?"


    "If I hadn''t been a fool, I would have almost believed it..."


    "Li Tiezhu didn''t kill him. He killed himself!"


    "This is a master."


    "More lethal than plagiarism."


    "Still forcibly teach Li Tiezhu how to write lines, ah! I can''t stand it."


    "A large social death scene!"


    "Sure enough, it''s the head trampled by Hashimoto Dahui!"


    "Hashimoto Dahui''s out of bounds foot was found in Guo Siwei''s brain."


    "With an ordinary mind, China has a history of 5000 years. Sooner or later, there will be such a fool."


    "Haha, haha! What good is it to you to laugh at this stupid program?"


    "Steal your aunt''s towel as a hat."


    "Looking at my serious brother''s expression, he was so embarrassed that his face cramped.


    Li Tiezhu''s expression was suddenly worried: "..."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "because of this title, the role of the police has not stood up at all. Therefore, whether acting or directing, especially writing scripts, we should strengthen our logical thinking ability. In this regard, our writers will have some advantages. You should pay attention to humility, lower your posture and learn more in the future!"


    Li Tiezhu bowed deeply: "thank you, director Guo! I took it!"


    Guo Siwei was stunned. Why didn''t he resist? I''m convinced. My attitude turned 180 degrees? Am I so powerful? Can''t he even argue? I don''t feel a sense of achievement.


    The backstage actors laughed wildly. God, I''m convinced. Li Tiezhu will always be God!


    They all thought Li Tiezhu would fight back and fight back. After all, Guo Siwei made the lowest mistake in this matter, and it was easy to win. However, Li Tiezhu did the opposite and directly convinced???


    This sentence convinced me


    It''s not very lethal and insulting!


    Those who are in the game and those who are on the sidelines will see clearly. This is much more harmful than hard confrontation. Guo Siwei is completely dead. Even if he doesn''t know it now, he will know it after the program is broadcast. Moreover, it can be predicted that this matter will be turned over for many years, and a group of ridicules and whipped corpses will be found, which is several floors higher than plagiarism and no apology.


    I took Li Tiezhu''s sentence and completely killed Guo Siwei. He died very well.


    The shame of Guo Siwei''s life, reservation!


    Therefore, many actors smiled and said, "I''m convinced!"


    Guo Siwei didn''t know that he had become a clown in the eyes of everyone. He smiled and said, "it''s good for you to have such an attitude. I came here step by step. You can study with a low attitude and an open mind!"


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Guo Siwei''s current performance, the more excited and forced, the more ridiculous, which fully explains what suicide is.


    It''s like playing who''s an undercover game. Everyone draws tea and he draws urine. Others say it''s yellow, strong, delicious, refreshing and necessary every day. He said that I drank it when I was a child, which tastes a little strong.


    Li Tiezhu just wanted to step down early and end this embarrassing situation. He obediently said, "I will work hard, teacher!"


    Guo Siwei nodded deeply, worthy of me!


    Completely subdue your opponent!


    The barrage is full of malicious screen brushing:


    "Thank you, director Guo. I took it!"


    "I will work hard, teacher!"


    The program fell into a brief silence for a time. After Guo Siwei didn''t speak, no one spoke.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Dong Dapeng: "it''s time for the host to speak."


    Dong Dapeng: "ah! Oh, yes... Thank you for your wonderful comments, as well as the wonderful performances of Liu Xiaohua and Li Tiezhu. Next, let''s invite walnut and Huang Yi from the last round of performance to give the final score."


    Hu Taoer and Huang are also divided into a group with Liu Xiaohua. One of the three will be eliminated unless the s card is guaranteed. This is why Huang also has a stiff expression when he sees Liu Xiaohua''s wonderful performance backstage.


    Finally, this group of walnuts got a triumphant director''s s card, but Liu Xiaohua didn''t get it.


    Er Xiaobao said, "Liu Xiaohua''s performance today is 100 points, but I can''t give this s card yet. Because your starting line today is higher than others. Your brother changed the script and directed the play for you. Although there was a ''bug'', right? Ha ha..."


    Zhao Yanzi covered his face and smiled: "ha ha..."


    Guo Siwei looked at them strangely and wondered what they were laughing at? Like a laugh.


    Triumph said to Guo Siwei: "unique vision."


    Guo Siwei smiled: "maybe he wrote too much. He will naturally pay attention to the character''s behavior logic."


    Nodding triumphantly, you are so powerful!


    Er Xiaobao continued: "Liu Xiaohua, I''ll keep this s card for you. In the next game, you perform well, I''ll give it to you."


    Liu Xiaohua bowed: "thank you! Can you write my name on the s card first?"


    Er Xiaobao: "


    Dong Dapeng: "that''s too much! Xiaohua, you''ve been promoted. Now do well. They say you''re good at comedy. Why don''t you tell us a joke at last?"


    Liu Xiaohua was a living treasure. She opened her mouth and said, "a caterpillar has to say that she is not a caterpillar. Why?"


    Dong Dapeng shook his head, and others naturally didn''t know.


    Li Tiezhu glanced: "this maggot is hot."


    "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    The audience burst into laughter.


    Only director Guo Siwei, who has curly flaxen hair, is dazed. Where is the smile?

 Chapter 702

    Barrage:


    "Horizontal groove horizontal groove horizontal groove!"


    "However, I have no culture. I can walk around the world in a lying trough."


    "This is a fucking stroke!"


    "This maggot is hot..."


    "I laughed off all the chickens, ha ha... No more."


    "It''s not that a family doesn''t enter a house! Liu Xiaohua''s fetal God is so broad!"


    "The shame of Guo Siwei''s life!"


    "That''s right. Maggots burn their heads and pretend to be caterpillars."


    "Xiao Si is going crazy!"


    "Cowhide!"


    "Pink, pink, itchy sister is really a loser!"


    "Isn''t Xiaohua afraid of being targeted in the program? Isn''t it too bad for the face?"


    "It can be cut into the positive, don''t you think?"


    "What are you afraid of? When you are crying, you are coaxed by the star master."


    "This is the best variety show I''ve ever seen!"


    The backstage actors were shocked. They were used to tearing and scolding in the circle, but they still admired Li Tiezhu''s work. They thought that the sentence "I took it" was the peak of people''s hatred. Unexpectedly, there were more awesome ones.


    Well, in a word, this maggot is hot!


    After laughing, Meng Zuoyi lifted his big wavy hair and showed a strange expression: "Li Tiezhu''s damn charm! He is the kind of man with meat fragrance all over his body..."


    The men and women next to him looked at her in shock, but she was not afraid and licked her lips.


    Because the ridicule of the backstage actors was too rampant and their wild words were too fierce, the program team didn''t dare to cut their pictures into the main film. In particular, Meng Zoyi''s posture of wanting to eat people was too reckless.


    Later, according to a cameraman who did not want to disclose the size, I was so hard on the spot.


    Until the three actors began to exit, Guo Siwei reacted from the laughter of the audience behind him and the strange eyes of the other three mentors. That guy cursed?!


    He was trembling with anger, but he couldn''t scold openly, otherwise he would sit down and be a maggot.


    Guo Siwei said coldly, "since I was a child, my mother taught me the truth of being a man. A man should have quality, taste and character. Your joke is very tasteless."


    This is his last stubbornness.


    But such a painless, non creative counterattack is useless, because it has been "scalded by this maggot" and will be killed.


    At this time, Liu Xiaohua and Li Tiezhu with a big bag have stepped off the stage and no microphone. Hearing that Guo Xiaosi was still pushing, Liu Xiaohua was unconvinced, turned and rushed to the stage:


    "Japanese mother! That dog''s words are not wordy?"


    In the blink of an eye, the door of her round and luminous brain had drilled out of the channel.


    The staff were startled. Something was going to happen!


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu''s eyes and hands were quick and pulled her braid.


    Liu Xiaohua is like a wailing marinated egg: "ah, it hurts..."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, let''s go."


    He knew that Liu Xiaohua just said that joke to revenge Guo Siwei, because since Guo Siwei began to fight Li Tiezhu, Liu Xiaohua was grinding her teeth and creaking. This girl is a bad guy, so Li Tiezhu just said the answer first, so as not to let Liu Xiaohua give the audience a reputation of disrespect for the director.


    But who knows, Guo Siwei not only did not surrender, but also dared to launch a counterattack.


    Liu Xiaohua''s violent temper, of course, can''t bear it.


    When Li Tiezhu dragged her braid to the backstage, Liu Xiaohua still had fierce eyes and shouted in the direction of the stage: "harpy! It''s not your mother who taught you to be a man, it''s me Liu Xiaohua!"


    "Poop..."


    The accompanying staff laughed. This girl is so exciting.


    Someone photographed the scene backstage and secretly posted it on the Internet.


    In the first few days, we didn''t feel much. We just thought Liu Xiaohua had a quarrel with someone on the program. But when the program was broadcast, it was interesting to watch Guo Siwei''s sentence "teach him to be a man".


    Two weeks later, after the program was broadcast, it triggered a big shock in the entertainment industry and the whole network. Guo Xiaosi was directly autistic. I heard that there was a violent conflict with the program team. However, he didn''t dare to break the contract. He had to hold his nose and continue to participate in the program.


    The impact of the big shock is many, and the most direct is to dominate the top of the whole hot search.


    "This maggot is hot!"


    "Li Tiezhu: I took it."


    "The serious elder brother is angry at Guo Xiaosi''s plagiarism."


    "Li Tiezhu ''beat'' Guo Siwei."


    "Big accident of actors in place!"


    "Itch sister''s acting is divine."


    "A director who doesn''t understand the play?"


    Then, the network began to make a crazy mischief on Guo Siwei.


    The most outrageous thing is that in a picture of an expression pack, the shortest one among a group of maggots burns his head, holds a bottle of Jieeryin in his hand, with the words: "have you taken it?", and the other maggot: "can you get an s card after taking this bottle of medicine?"


    Since then, when the online group ridiculed Guo Siwei, it has three famous sentences.


    "I took it!"


    "This maggot is hot."


    "It''s not your mother who taught you to be a man, it''s me Liu Xiaohua!"


    Especially the last sentence, an arrow pierces the heart.


    Before long, such a scene appeared on the stage of Yunde society.


    Guo gangde gave Yu Qian a sharp turn: "ask, why does a caterpillar say that he is not a caterpillar?"


    Yu Qian: "because it''s abnormal?"


    "You''re a pervert!"


    "I''m talking about biological metamorphosis. If a caterpillar metamorphoses into a butterfly, it''s not a caterpillar!"


    "No, not the answer."


    "What is that?"


    Guo Degang looked at the audience with a smile.


    The audience shouted: "because... This maggot is hot!"


    "Guo! Your uncle!"


    Yu Qian grabbed his shoes and jumped at Guo gangde. The audience cheered loudly.


    After playing, Yu Qian put on his shoes and said, "yes! Why do you guys surnamed Guo owe so much!"


    Guo gangde covered his face: "you may not like Guo, but please allow Guo to exist! OK? We have s card!"


    In the face of the surging ridicule of public opinion from all directions, Guo Xiaosi said in a tragic post on his microblog:


    "I''ve finally seen the power of cyber violence! It''s maggots who are arrogant and full of shit! I''ve been sleeping well for several days! Do you really want me to die before you''re happy?"


    Matsushita hehe replied: "don''t brag. You slept well when you were a child? Why didn''t you grow up? Was it trampled by Hashimoto Daiki? @ Guo Siwei @ Hashimoto Daiki"


    Even Hashimoto Dahui, an international friend who was gradually washed white by Xiao Si, was very confused and sent a microblog: "Si Ni Ma se, Guo sang! It turned out that my foot didn''t land on Mars. Yo Xi ~"


    Then there was a period of verbal abuse, and their fans and sailors came to an end one after another. It was called a miasma.


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    Of course, these are later words. Liu Xiaohua, who was successfully promoted after the competition, checked into a hotel where the contestants stayed under the arrangement of the staff.


    Li Tiezhu is not qualified. Besides, he has to return the car to lengba and drive by the way.


    Guo Siwei found the director and producer of the program group at the end of the program. When they cut the film, they must be "fair and just", and don''t cut out clips that are not conducive to him for gimmicks.


    The program team told him that Li Tiezhu is brother penguin. Of course, we should give him the best editing treatment.


    Guo Siwei lowered his requirements and let the plagiarism and maggot scald be removed.


    In fact, the program team didn''t want to offend people, so they agreed.


    Guo Siwei also said that he did not want Liu Xiaohua to advance to the next round.


    This makes it difficult for the program team. Doesn''t Li Tiezhu give face? That''s my brother! However, mentors also seem to be important. What shall I do?


    Just then, a message came from the staff:


    Zhou Xingxing opened his own pickup truck, dragged a cart of things to the hotel where the actors stayed, and moved one by one to Liu Xiaohua''s room. It was... Half a villa!


    Guo Siwei was absent on the spot. Li Tiezhu couldn''t provoke him, and this one couldn''t provoke him even more.


    The program team didn''t trust Guo Xiaosi. The director and producer directly rushed to the hotel. Zhou Xingxing''s position is not to be said. More importantly, if he can be pulled to the finals as a special director, he will make a lot of money.


    At the beginning of the inquiry, Zhou Xingxing resolutely refused, but now he is so concerned about Liu Xiaohua. It seems that he has another chance!


    When the director and producer came to Liu Xiaohua''s room in the hotel, they were stunned.


    Liu Xiaohua''s original ordinary room has been changed into a suite by Zhou Xingxing himself. It has two bedrooms. The master bedroom is the bedroom and the second bedroom is the study.


    There are potted plants, swing, refrigerator, snack rack, yoga mat, treadmill, induction cooker and mandarin duck pot in the living room.


    In the study are computers, game consoles, projectors, Barbie dolls, etc.


    Master bedroom... Zhou Xingxing doesn''t allow others to go in. He doesn''t step in himself. Only Li Tiezhu can go in.


    There were many people on the scene. In addition to the attentive Zhou Xingxing, the impatient Liu Xiaohua and the hard-working Li Tiezhu, there were also actors such as Zhang Linlin and he Xichang who helped move things. In addition, there were Zhao Yanzi who worked with Xingye and ER Xiaobao, who was also a giant of Xiangjiang.


    Of course, and Guo Xiaosi.


    Zhao Yanzi said with a smile, "Xingye, are you too kind to your daughter? Aren''t you afraid to spoil her?"


    Er Xiaobao shook his head slightly and had a general relationship with Zhou Xingxing, but he was convinced of this man''s talent. Moreover, although he was not a good man, he didn''t play Yin.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "she is not my daughter and I am not her father. She is afraid of her father. Don''t talk nonsense in front of her."


    Zhao Yanzi is a little embarrassed.


    Zhou Xingxing explained: "In fact, the director group showed me Xiaohua''s play today for the first time, and I was very distressed. You don''t understand. She seems to laugh all day and make people laugh everywhere. In fact, she is very bitter. When she was very young, she and her mother were raped by her father and often beaten black and blue. She told her mother to let her go, the farther away the better, so that the person can''t find her You can''t beat her anymore. Besides, Xiaohua said, when she grows up, she will go to her mother. Xiaohua was only five years old at that time. Otherwise, why do you think she will play so well tonight? She has experienced Zhao Chunyan and the little girl... "


    Suddenly, the people around were quiet.


    Li Tiezhu nodded beside him. He knew all these things, so he also knew that it was not easy for her to be silly. She carved a little silly, but it was very distressing.


    Liu Xiaohua was a little shy and kicked Zhou Xingxing: "old Zhou!"


    Zhou Xingxing ignored her and continued: "fortunately, her mother loved her very much and finally took her away. Although she is also beaten now, it is actually skin trauma because she is too naughty. However, naughty children are promising. What''s the use of being stupid like Li Tiezhu?"


    People: "er..."


    Zhou Xingxing finally said, "Xiaohua, if she wants to stay in this program for more than 20 days, I''ll bring her something. Anyway, I bought it for her. However, you don''t bully her in the program. I''m also coming to the finals. I covered Liu Xiaohua!"


    Everyone looked into the corner. Guo Xiaosi was covered with only a handful of hair.


    Obviously, Guo Xiaosi counseled, no matter how big the hatred can only be held.


    It''s really -- it''s not your mother who teaches you to be a man, it''s me Liu Xiaohua!


    Have the ability to just come to me!


    The director and the producer looked at each other, nodded, and instantly tore up the "oral agreement" with Guo Xiaosi. Cut what should be cut and what should not be cut!

 Chapter 703

    After arranging Liu Xiaohua, Xingye left, and the others dispersed.


    It was almost twelve o''clock. Li Tiezhu went downstairs to the hotel parking lot and found Zhang Linlin following him all the way. He asked, "Why are you following me?"


    Zhang Linlin snorted.


    His car is parked next to Li Tiezhu''s car. He has made up his mind to keep up with Li Tiezhu tonight and not let him rape lengba again with the opportunity to return the car.


    He thought, I''ll go directly to lengba''s house later and pretend to exchange scripts. I won''t go if you don''t go. I don''t believe you can do that in front of me.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head strangely and went to drive.


    Zhang Linlin suddenly said, "I won''t let you succeed!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    "Are you going to return the car to lengba now?"


    "Yes."


    "I''ll keep an eye on you and don''t give someone a chance to commit a crime."


    "Who committed the crime? Suspect Wu?"


    "Hum!"


    Zhang Linlin got on the bus, started and set out. He took the lead in driving to lengba''s apartment. His driving skills were very good and the speed was very fast.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head, deep well ice! It''s all lengba''s wonderful work. It''s not fun to play behind closed doors. I still talk nonsense to others. I really believe this product.


    He also started the car. It was very slow. Li Tiezhu always drove as steady as a turtle.


    At the next intersection, Li Tiezhu saw Zhang Linlin''s Mercedes hit the electric pole, smoking. He stood aside on his hips and made a phone call. His eyes were red with the eyes of Li Tiezhu passing by at turtle speed.


    Li Tiezhu: "did you call the police?"


    Zhang Linlin: "what?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t be afraid. It''s insured. Where are you going? Do you want me to give you a lift?"


    Zhang Linlin: "you don''t have to be kind."


    what the fuck!


    I should promise to go with him so that I can monitor him.


    Zhang Linlin bares his teeth and wants to crack. Why did he crash? Why? Don''t let that guy go to lengba''s house first. Lengba can''t struggle!


    No, I have to catch up with him.


    So he immediately called an express: "master, catch up with the Porsche in front."


    Soon he surpassed Li Tiezhu.


    Listening to his own song, Li Tiezhu is still slow, driving the Porsche out of the elderly scooter.


    Ten minutes later, at an intersection near lengba apartment, he saw Zhang Linlin standing on the roadside with his hips on his hips. Will he flash? The policeman stopped a car and was questioning the driver. He pressed him on the ground.


    Zhang Linlin rubbed his hair wildly and watched Li Tiezhu drive past him. His teeth itched with hate and scolded the driver who was pressed by the police:


    "What''s wrong with you? If you steal a car, you steal a car. What are you doing?"


    Car thief: "why do I steal a car if I don''t run didi?"


    what the fuck!


    There is also a certain reason


    Zhang Linlin looked around, swept a shared bike and pedaled wildly all the way.


    I want to use my speed to stop Li Tiezhu''s passionate crime!


    Three minutes later, Zhang Linlin finally caught up with the door of the community. He happened to see Li Tiezhu driving into the door of the community. As soon as he lost his car, he was about to run, but he was grabbed by an old lady.


    "Young man, you can''t litter and share bicycles like this."


    "You let go of me!"


    "You haven''t locked your car yet. You have to deduct money."


    "I... what are you doing?"


    Zhang Linlin is going crazy. My sweetheart is going to be ruined. Are you still playing with me here?


    "Ouch ~ young man, can''t you share a bike? Take out your mobile phone and I''ll teach you."


    "I can''t do it!"


    "Yes, why don''t you lock the car? You''ll continue to deduct the fee."


    "I... OK, I''ll return!"


    The old lady said, "well, young people are careless. Money is not so easy to earn. We should know how to save."


    Zhang Linlin: "please, let me go."


    "You haven''t parked your car yet. It''s overturned. This behavior is not advocated. Sharing bicycles is a public product that needs to be treated well."


    "I''m special! I picked up the car. Is it OK?"


    "Yes, yes."


    "Really! Why don''t you sleep in the middle of the night when you are so old?"


    Zhang Linlin read in pieces.


    The old lady immediately came to the spirit: "you want to know? I''ve been insomnia recently. Why? It''s mainly because our country has developed too fast, resulting in many strange problems. I''m very worried about it. I think day and night..."


    "Please! I kowtow to you, old lady. Let me go!"


    "Look! This is the problem we encounter. Your contemporary young people are too impetuous and impatient."


    "My fucking goddess is about to be... Let go!"


    Seeing that Zhang Linlin was about to cry, the old lady finally shook her head and let him go. She watched him run away with angry eyes and sighed, "ah! Young people today are really worrying!"


    Zhang Linlin quickly ran into the community and took the elevator to the floor where lengba''s house was located.


    Is there still time?


    Must be in time?


    Doesn''t it take time to park? Li Tiezhu drives so slowly that his parking skills must be bad. It must be so


    Ding Dong ~


    He rang the doorbell.


    Open the door!


    Lengba, you must open the door!


    Ding Dong ~


    Ding Dong ~


    It''s been half a minute. Why don''t you open the door? Don''t worry!


    Zhang Linlin''s mentality is about to explode, isn''t it? Did Li Tiezhu''s demon take the lead? Is it already dry inside?


    He stuck it on the door and listened. There was no sound. Is the sound insulation too good?


    Bang Bang


    Zhang Linlin became anxious and began to smash the door.


    no


    Zhang Linlin is already crying. It''s a little late. The goddess has encountered an accident again. It''s all my fault


    Click ~


    The door suddenly opened.


    So fast?


    Zhang Linlin was surprised and was overjoyed. It should be nothing!


    "Leng... Sister Mi? Why are you here?"


    Zhang Linlin is stupid.


    Yang Mi wrapped her blanket and said lazily, "it''s so late. Are you looking for lengba?"


    Zhang Linlin nodded and entered the room: "yes, he''s here, too?"


    Yang Mi walked back: "here, here. Why don''t you come and open the door?"


    A male voice: "I don''t know, i... I''m afraid it''s a fan paparazzi... I''m sorry..."


    The voice is very soft and low. It sounds seriously lack of confidence.


    Not Li Tiezhu?


    Zhang Linlin walks in and sees Chen ruxuan, an actor who has worked with lengba. He heard that he has also pursued lengba. What is he doing here?


    Where''s lengba?


    Chen ruxuan also stares at Zhang Linlin on guard, and his rival is particularly jealous when he meets.


    Zhang Linlin asked, "sister MI, where''s lengba?"


    Yang Mi went to the study next door and handled some work with the computer: "she... Went to collect the car, Li Tiezhu came to return the car, called lengba and went down."


    Zhang Linlin: "ah? That guy won''t come up? That''s good, that''s good..."


    Chen ruxuan was depressed: "is she back?"


    Yang Mi: "I don''t know."


    Zhang Linlin: "what do you mean?"


    Chen ruxuan: "don''t you know about Li Tiezhu and lengba?"


    Zhang Linlin: "of course I know. Lengba told me everything, including what Li Tiezhu told her. Do you know?"


    Chen ruxuan hung his head: "I''ve seen..."


    Zhang Linlin was shocked. Have you seen it? How did you see it? White? Cough... Why did Chen ruxuan see Li Tiezhu Qiang lengba?


    He is very curious, but because sister MI is here and the other party is a rival in love, he is not easy to ask.


    Chen ruxuan said that Li Tiezhu and lengba were close. He had seen it. What he knew was that lengba was willing to let Li Tiezhu molest, while Zhang Linlin knew the opposite.


    The two men were unfamiliar and soon became silent.


    Time goes by minute by second.


    Twenty minutes passed.


    Zhang Linlin suddenly shouted, "no! No! Why hasn''t she come back? Sister Mi?"


    The door of the study was open. Yang Mi said, "lengba just sent me a message saying that Li Tiezhu had to take her to refuel the car. To return the car, of course, fill up the mailbox."


    Zhang Linlin: "is that so? That''s OK."


    Chen ruxuan said dejectedly, "she won''t come back..."


    Zhang Linlin: "why?"


    "She can''t come back! Hey."


    "Can Li Tiezhu... Huh?"


    "Sure. Sister MI is here tonight, and I''m here to talk to lengba about cooperation... He must know, so he called lengba down."


    "Yes! Why did lengba go? Why didn''t she wait for me?"


    "What are you waiting for?"


    "And you! Are you a man? You just watch her go. Why don''t you follow her to collect the car?"


    "How can I get there?"


    "Haven''t you seen it all? Are you afraid of watching it a second time?"


    "I''m afraid... My mentality will collapse? I''m not confident!"


    Chen ruxuan said dejectedly. The last time he saw lengba acting like a cat in front of Li Tiezhu, he was depressed for three months. Originally, he was not a very confident person. When he saw lengba paste it when he knew that Li Tiezhu had a girlfriend... His confidence collapsed.


    What Zhang Linlin heard was another matter. His self-confidence collapsed after watching it once? Is that guy good? I don''t believe it! Maybe Chen ruxuan is too weak. I''m still very long.


    Yang Mi finished her work, yawned and came out. Looking at the two fools, she couldn''t help laughing.


    "Sister Mi!"


    "Sister Mi! I''m sorry to disturb your rest. I''ll go now. Hey... She can''t come back..."


    Yang Mi was disgusted and sat down to cut the fruit: "lengba said she would come back soon."


    Zhang Linlin: "what did she say?"


    Chen ruxuan: "she won''t come back, hey..."


    Zhang Linlin: "shut up!"


    Yang Mi picked up her mobile phone and said, "Xiaoba, have you added the oil? When will you come back? Zhang Linlin is here too."


    Zhang Linlin and Chen ruxuan got nervous at the same time and stared at Yang Mi''s mobile phone.


    Soon, the news came.


    Lengba: "I''m refueling. I''ll be back soon. Ah! Oh..."


    Yang Mi: "what''s the matter? What happened?"


    Lengba: "it''s all right. Just now the oil gun fell out and I inserted it back. Hiss! This oil gun is curious!"


    Yang Mi: "pay attention to safety. Don''t fill the oil too full!"


    Lengba: "of course... Ha! Fill it up!"


    Yang Mi: "you leave some oil for others. My car is out of oil."


    Lengba: "don''t worry, there is a lot of oil in the gas station! Tube is full! HMM!"


    Yang Mi put down her cell phone and said, "you hear me? She will come back. Fill up the oil and come back."


    Zhang Linlin is confused. Why is it so slow to add oil? Is it dangerous to drop the oil gun? Why is lengba''s tone wrong? Did Li Tiezhu do anything in a place like a gas station? don''t worry! don''t worry! As long as you don''t go in, it''s okay!


    Chen ruxuan has a Buddha face. Something''s wrong with lengba. Must be doing something strange? Still give Yang Mi a voice like this. Should Li Tiezhu be very happy?


    Yang Mi looked at the different expressions of the two male artists and suddenly wanted to refuel.

 Chapter 704

    Yang Mi peeled the apple, stretched her waist, the blanket slipped, and her huge chest swelled up, a little out of her clothes.


    The two male artists dare not look directly at each other. They can only pretend to play with their mobile phones and watch secretly with Yu Guang.


    Sister MI is wearing a set of thick pajamas with soft texture. Long ago, she and lengba washed the car for nothing and waited for refueling. She didn''t expect that Chen ruxuan suddenly came in the middle of the night, and others had sufficient excuses and couldn''t drive people away immediately. The most annoying thing was that Zhang Linlin also came, which was even more strange.


    Lengba nanizi was really cunning. Seeing that Chen ruxuan didn''t go, she ran to pick up Li Tiezhu by herself. The most hateful thing was to secretly take Li Tiezhu to some strange place to refuel privately without sharing the spirit at all.


    The pajamas were rounded and the collar was pulled deep, revealing a terrible gully. It was obvious that there was nothing else in them.


    "Lin Lin, how was the program tonight?"


    Yang Mi glanced at her subordinates.


    Zhang Linlin was startled and said nervously, "it''s ok... That is, he Xichang in my group got Guo Siwei''s s s card, which makes me feel very strange."


    Yang Mi took back her trembling chest instrument and said, "he just likes to impress. Didn''t Li Tiezhu be targeted by him?"


    Zhang Linlin stopped talking.


    Yang Mi leaned forward and cut the apple into small pieces: "he was taught by Guo Siwei?"


    At this angle, the snow capped peaks in the neckline awaken the soul.


    Zhang Linlin sat with his buttocks shrunk, because there was a stone watch somewhere: "no, it was Li Tiezhu who shut Guo Siwei down. At the beginning of s card..."


    The boss wanted to hear, so he had to tell the whole story.


    Yang Mi was shaking with laughter, magnificent and shaking: "hahaha... It''s worthy of Li Tiezhu. I''m so happy. This maggot is hot, hahaha... Well done!"


    Zhang Linlin couldn''t help asking, "sister MI, you worked with Director Guo. Why is he so happy to be wronged?"


    Yang Mi put toothpicks in the apples that were cut into small pieces: "I see he''s not pleasing to the eye!"


    Zhang Linlin: "


    Chen ruxuan didn''t speak and sat aside. He didn''t mean to go. He took a look at the apple and thought that sister MI was very nice and cut fruit for us. Maybe it''s because of Zhang Linlin. I heard that he is highly valued by sister MI.


    Zhang Linlin and Yang Mi talked for a while, and the door opened.


    Lengba came back holding the wall, panting, with some scattered hair.


    Zhang Linlin fired a bullet and said, "lengba, are you okay? Didn''t that guy do anything to you?"


    Chen ruxuan also stood up and showed a refined smile.


    Yang Mi glanced at Zhang Linlin''s place and thought: the scale of a small workshop is eliminated! Or Li Tiezhu, a super multinational enterprise.


    Lengba changed her shoes, walked in and took a deep breath: "ah? It''s okay... I, I just went to add oil."


    Zhang Linlin: "just let that guy go? I''m so worried. I can''t get through again..."


    At this time, Li Tiezhu came in and looked down at the contract terms sent by Zhang Xiaomeng in his mobile phone. Although he couldn''t understand them, it didn''t hinder his concentration.


    Zhang Linlin was startled: "he, he... Why did he come?"


    He looked at lengba and said, why did you bring him up? I''m not afraid he''s strong... Also, with sister MI, it''s okay.


    Chen ruxuan bowed his head: "hey..."


    Lengba squatted down, untied Li Tiezhu''s shoelaces and took off his shoes.


    Zhang Linlin: "


    He insulted you many times, and you changed his shoes? What are you thinking? We''re all here. What are you afraid of?


    Chen ruxuan opened his head and couldn''t bear to see it. It''s too cruel.


    Soon, lengba skillfully changed Li Tiezhu''s exclusive slippers and asked, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, are the shoes still suitable?"


    Li Tiezhu ignored him, looked at his mobile phone, came in and sat on the sofa next to Chen ruxuan.


    Lengba simply said hello to the two male artists and went back to the master bedroom. Of course, the two male artists didn''t know what she was doing.


    Yang Mi picked up the plate and handed it to Li Tiezhu: "eat apples."


    Li Tiezhu slipped his cell phone and didn''t hear it.


    Zhang Linlin thought, this guy is so impolite that he doesn''t even pay attention to sister Mi? Even if sister Mi wants to be friendly with him again, I''m afraid she will be angry, right?


    Yang Mi said, "Hey! Eat apples!"


    Li Tiezhu did not raise his head: "give it to them first. I''ll wait a minute."


    Chen ruxuan thought it was time to give him an apple. He immediately stood up and prepared to respectfully take one. When he stood halfway, he found that Yang Mi put the fruit tray back again. He didn''t mean to give him anything. He immediately froze in embarrassment.


    Yang Mi: "what? Are you leaving?"


    After all, it''s not too early. It''s more than a little. Of course, people in the entertainment industry are night owls.


    Chen ruxuan sat back: "no... I''ve been sitting for a long time. I''m a little stiff. Let''s move."


    Opposite, Zhang Linlin also looked at the plate of apples. Sister Mi cut the apples herself. Why did she give them to Li Tiezhu? Why only Li Tiezhu?


    Yang Mi came up to Li Tiezhu: "what are you reading? The contract? You can''t understand it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "now I can understand it, but it''s very slow."


    Soon, lengba cleaned the inside and outside, put on her wool pajamas and came out. Because it was early spring, her pajamas were actually very conservative and thick.


    She saw that Yang Mi was tired of leaning and Li Tiezhu couldn''t help being a little sour: "yo ~ sister Mi doesn''t sleep at night and cuts apples. Is she hungry and can''t sleep?"


    Yang Mi was also angry that she ate alone and said, "go away! I don''t want to talk to greasy people."


    Lengba sat beside her: "who has a smooth voice?"


    "You!"


    "What did I say?"


    "Didn''t the oil gun slip off when you refuel?"


    "Hahaha... Such a smooth voice! Hahaha..."


    Lengba laughs too. Blame me? It''s also strange that the oil gun is too slippery. The oil gun is too slippery because... Eh? I blame myself.


    Zhang Linlin said with concern: "lengba, the oil gun slipped, didn''t you fall? The oil spilled? It''s too unsafe. In the future, you can just let the assistant do it..."


    Lengba: "why don''t you two go? It''s not good to stay at the girl''s house at night?"


    Chen ruxuan blushed.


    Zhang Linlin: "isn''t Li Tiezhu still there? I''ll go if he goes."


    Lengba: "


    We can''t let them know that Li Tiezhu lives here tonight. Although Li Tiezhu has no problem sleeping with her, sister MI is still there, so we can''t let them know.


    Yang Mi secretly grinds her teeth, isn''t it! Are these two goods aimed at me? I''ve been waiting for most of the day.


    So she said, "Li Tiezhu came to help lengba massage. His skill is good. Lengba''s waist recovers very well."


    Zhang Linlin is suddenly enlightened. No wonder Li Tiezhu has the key to lengba''s house. However, if you massage... Don''t you have the opportunity to strengthen lengba at any time? How pathetic she is! Can''t someone press it?


    Chen ruxuan was even more frustrated. It turned out that sister Mi also knew that lengba pasted Li Tiezhu upside down. She didn''t object and helped Li Tiezhu find an excuse. There was no hope at all.


    This is really not a fake. When Li Tiezhu was there, he had to press lengba every day, which made her scream in pain.


    Lengba poked an apple to eat.


    Yang Mi stared at her: "can you still eat?"


    Leng Ba second understands: "slightly ~"


    Yang Mi was so angry that she pushed her to the yoga room next to the study: "go for a massage, finish it early and have a rest early."


    Then he robbed Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone, stuffed the fruit plate into his hand and pushed it to the yoga room.


    Li Tiezhu had to take lengba to massage.


    Zhang Linlin was so worried that he got up and followed him.


    Chen ruxuan was desperate. He stood up and said, "I''ll go first. Bye, sister MI."


    Zhang Linlin: "you can''t go! Stay and let''s go together after Li Tiezhu''s massage! We must not give Li Tiezhu any opportunity."


    Chen ruxuan tried to stop talking, but he stayed.


    Yang Mi took a deep look at Zhang Linlin. Did you do it on purpose? OK! You asked for it, don''t blame me!


    "Ah ah..."


    The shrill cry of lengba came from the yoga room, which made people daydream. The sound insulation of the house is so good that the neighbors won''t hear it, but the other rooms in the house can hear it clearly.


    Zhang Lin rushed in to have a look.


    Lengba lies on the yoga mat, and Li Tiezhu kneels on her waist on one knee. His hands also break her shoulders and lift them up with extra force. Lengba has a sad expression and pitiful eyes.


    Zhang Linlin was distressed: "Li Tiezhu, please be gentle!"


    Li Tiezhu ignored him. His left hand took lengba''s two arms and suddenly lifted them up. The card rubbed, and his right hand pressed down lengba''s neck from behind.


    Lengba made another sad cry: "ah... Uh huh... No way..."


    Zhang Linlin: "are you special..."


    "Shut up!"


    Yang Mi shouted, "if you force me again, get out of here."


    Zhang Linton was silent, lying by the door, painfully watching his goddess being ravaged by the bastard Li Tiezhu.


    Lengba''s low back injury dragged on too long, causing some bone displacement. Li Tiezhu''s massage not only restored her low back injury, but also set her bones by the way.


    Li Tiezhu: "all right! Get up and lie down."


    Lengba almost got up and knelt down.


    Li Tiezhu approached from behind, half kneeling, holding lengba''s slender waist in both hands, and began to press and push and pull. This posture is very like some kind of indoor sports.


    Zhang Linlin is gnashing his teeth. He often massages lengba like this? No wonder lengba can''t resist it every time. In this position, she completely loses her position as soon as she picks off her trouser head! Damn it! Li Tiezhu must have done it on purpose!


    Yang Mi smiled and asked you to target me! Cool, boy?


    Lengba: "let him out and close the door! Ah ah... I don''t want people to see it. It''s terrible, sobbing..."


    Yang Mi drove Zhang Linlin out, but she stayed in the house and closed the door by the way.


    In the living room, two male artists listened to lengba''s scream and looked at each other. The sound was so similar that they wouldn''t really close the door. What?


    Chen ruxuan shook his head. Sister MI was there. Li Tiezhu had to worry about being shameless.


    Zhang Linlin also shook his head. Sister MI was staring inside. Li Tiezhu certainly didn''t dare to force her to be dry and cold.


    Inside, lengba has been pried up by Li Tiezhu and screams wildly.


    It''s not Li Tiezhu''s fault, but Yang Mi''s lack of martial ethics. She even played left and right on the nearby yoga mat. How can Li Tiezhu stand this? There are two lengba suitors outside? What are you afraid of? I''m an authentic massage!


    Chen ruxuan looked at the door: "it hurts to hear. I hope lengba''s waist can recover as soon as possible."


    Zhang Linlin nodded: "if you are cured, you don''t have to let Li Tiezhu close anymore!"

 Chapter 705

    Chen ruxuan and Zhang Linlin don''t speculate. After all, what everyone knows happens to be what the other party doesn''t know. When talking, they will only feel that the ox head is wrong, so they don''t talk much gradually.


    The air in the living room became awkward. After all, lengba''s voice was so imaginative that they couldn''t control it.


    Then, the voice of lengba begging for mercy came from the next room, jealous and humble.


    Ah!


    What a pity


    Chen ruxuan thought that if she were with me, I would hold him up to the sky and let her not be wronged.


    Zhang Linlin is different. Is that the same tone when they were there? It''s really possible to think about it. If I did the same to her, I don''t know


    "Wu Wu... Li Tiezhu, stop, Wu Wu..."


    Lengba''s cry came from the house, which was particularly desolate and sad.


    Zhang Linlin stood up. Although some people were sitting, he had actually stood up. Lengba''s cry... It''s really interesting. No wonder Li Tiezhu is always strong... She.


    That''s it!


    Next time I find a chance to get along alone, I''ll give her £¤%#@ directly. Can I come when Li Tiezhu comes? Just think about it! I couldn''t help laughing. Since it''s so easy to handle, why should I bother to be a licking dog to chase her?


    Chen ruxuan looked strangely at Zhang Linlin who suddenly laughed: "what are you laughing at?"


    Lengba is still abused by Li Tiezhu inside. Can you laugh?


    If sister Mi hadn''t watched, maybe lengba and Li Tiezhu would be like that. The voices were still these voices.


    Zhang Linlin kept a secret and said, "I thought of something happy. How long have you been chasing lengba?"


    Chen ruxuan: "hey... More than a year."


    Zhang Linlin nodded and didn''t speak. Sure enough! There is no way to get her by pursuing! Fortunately, I had an epiphany, otherwise I would be as stupid as the fool opposite.


    At this time, lengba''s scream suddenly stopped.


    Zhang Linlin and Chen ruxuan looked at the door of the yoga room at the same time. Is it over? It''s time to end. What hell massage is this! It''s been half an hour.


    Love lengba goddess.


    At this time, lengba goddess was lying on the yoga mat panting, sweating all over and her cheeks were crimson.


    Sister Mi took the second stick and lay down in front of Li Tiezhu, making fierce oral representations with him. After all, lengba has burst the embankment three times, and Li Tiezhu has no sign of breaking the defense. A relay race of 2x30 minutes must be carried out. Sister Mi''s competitive level is much higher, and the difficulty coefficient of technical action is also greater.


    Real men will encounter the most powerful challenges!


    Leng baqiang stood up, picked up his pants and went outside to find water to drink.


    Just as lengba closed the door of the yoga room, Zhang Linlin and Chen ruxuan came together and expressed all kinds of concerns and greetings.


    "Lengba, why are you so miserable?"


    "A lot of sweat!"


    "We don''t do this terrible massage to recover. It''s so distressing."


    "Yes, I feel worried when I hear your scream."


    "Why are you crying?"


    "Doesn''t he know to be gentle?"


    Lengba smiled weakly, touched her tears, pulled the hair silk stuck to her face because of sweat, held her waist breathlessly, and said, "it''s boring to be light! Although Li Tiezhu''s technique is very violent, it''s very professional..."


    Zhang Linlin: "but be careful to guard against the guy Li Tiezhu. If sister Mi wasn''t inside, I thought you were given by him again..."


    Chen ruxuan also nodded, indeed very much.


    Lengba shyly lowered her head and walked away. When she went to pour water for herself, her legs were still shaking violently and her body fluctuated.


    Zhang Linlin said to Chen ruxuan, "in order to keep the injury well, continue to act, lengba is easy to fight!"


    Chen ruxuan: "yes, it''s admirable."


    Zhang Linlin said, "thanks to the two of us today, otherwise Li Tiezhu will bully lengba. I''ll come back tomorrow. I heard that Li Tiezhu will go back to Kyoto tomorrow afternoon, so I''ll guard lengba and don''t let him succeed."


    Chen ruxuan was shocked. People are happy with each other. One is willing to go up and the other is willing to suffer. Can they still forcibly destroy it? However, I really think it is also a way.


    "Well... Let''s go when Li Tiezhu comes out. It''s too late today."


    It''s shameful for lengba to sit on the sofa with a water cup to return blood. Although wearing pants, the post-war ruins are full of ruins and muddy swamps. Sister Mi coaxed her out to chat with the two suitors. I''m really sorry for them.


    However, it''s no big deal, because... Will the host be very happy?


    Soon, sister Mi''s breathing sounded again in the room, gradually hurried up, and then turned into a scream.


    Zhang Linlin looked at lengba: "is there something wrong with sister Mi''s waist?"


    Lengba drank a mouthful and didn''t speak. She thought that she just wanted to refuel.


    Chen ruxuan said, "I heard that sister MI was hurt when she was playing the costume play hanging Weiya..."


    Zhang Linlin: "yes! She is also very tired!"


    They would never think of what kind of massage sister MI was doing because they didn''t dare to think about it.


    Another half an hour later, Yang Mi came out of the yoga room with the door, just like what she had fished out of the water. The road was unstable, and the inner eight characters moved forward with difficulty. Zhang Linlin, an artist under Yang Mimi''s banner, hurried over and held Yang Mimi respectfully.


    Sister Mi shivered: "woo... That''s great!"


    Zhang Linlin said jealously, "isn''t it massage? I know many massage teachers and introduce some to sister MI."


    Yang Mi shook her head: "you don''t understand. This is Li Tiezhu''s unique secret skill! Ha... Ah! This one has no branches."


    8 ============ D ¡¤¡¤¡¤ (dividing line)


    Li Tiezhu walked out with integrity, holding a fruit tray in his hand and stabbing an apple to eat.


    Um!


    The harvest is full tonight!


    His so-called harvest refers to the serious value. After Guo Siwei was half killed in the recording of actors in place, he only gained three serious values. He gave them a massage and broke ten points? I didn''t expect it!


    It''s better to be serious.


    Lengba curled up on the sofa with her legs folded: "Mr. Li Tiezhu, thank you today! I will transfer the physiotherapy expenses to you through wechat, together with sister MI."


    After eating the apple, Li Tiezhu took back his mobile phone: "I''m gone. I''ll continue tomorrow."


    Lengba: "OK! Please remember to call before you come. Don''t open the door with the key without authorization. After all, it''s inconvenient for me and sister Mi to live here. Do you understand? Mr. Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu turned and left, "I know."


    Yang Mi said weakly, "bring some breakfast by the way tomorrow morning. It''s broken by you. I don''t want to go out tomorrow..."


    Li Tiezhu put on his shoes: "good!"


    Yang Mi: "what are you two doing?"


    Zhang Linlin and Chen ruxuan immediately followed Li Tiezhu to change shoes and prepare to leave. They looked at each other. That''s it! Let Li Tiezhu not get very happy.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu, Zhang Linlin and Chen ruxuan left.


    In order to "avoid suspicion", Li Tiezhu can''t stay tonight and can only leave. It''s no big deal. Anyway, he didn''t come in vain. He can live in another apartment not far away, the smaller one Li Tiezhu lived in when he participated in super good voice, because lengba bought it later.


    They were almost inseparable, followed Li Tiezhu, did not speak, and showed an expression that we had won.


    Li Tiezhu thought, although I personally don''t recognize what they did, seeing your ghost appearance now, my sense of guilt has weakened a lot.


    Inside, lengba: "Pooh... What a shame!"


    Yang Mi breathed into her hand, then sniffed and frowned slightly: "next time, you''ll take the last shot. It''s too much."


    Lengba smiled: "it''s time to have a snack!"


    Yang Mi: "you''ll grow fat, poof... Hahaha... Eh? No wonder you''ve become a lot more mellow in the past two years."


    Lengba''s eyes are like silk: "I have a good appetite. Everyone knows my eating attributes!"


    K


    The next afternoon, Li Tiezhu gave sister MI and lengba a full set of massage.


    [Ding...]


    [Ding...]


    [Ding...]


    Serious value has reaped a lot again.


    Then he left with two surveillance personnel, Zhang Linlin and Chen ruxuan.


    Lengba and sister Mi didn''t show up. They are now lying on the strange sports equipment in the yoga room. One splits a cross fork on the treadmill and the other hangs a gold hook upside down on the bicycle. They are tired and paralyzed, and their faces and hair are covered with sticky sweat.


    The two good sisters looked at each other, saw each other''s tragedy, and smiled silently together.


    Sports... It''s really fun!


    ¡­¡­


    After returning to Kyoto, Li Tiezhu, whose body and mind were fully released, devoted himself to work and study and made progress every day.


    The competition program of "Chinese good songs" has gradually come to an end.


    There is no suspense about Li Tiezhu''s victory in this program. From the beginning, everyone thought Li Tiezhu was a bug, and the songs he wrote in the competition let everyone find that they were wrong.


    Li Tiezhu is not a bug, but his father.


    The four directors were also completely convinced. Liu Le said that Li Tiezhu was a rare genius in a hundred years. Yu Quan said that Li Tiezhu was already a great singer. Cai Ya said that Li Tiezhu could support the whole singing world alone, while Yang Kewen was a little autistic and never mentioned his 32 concerts.


    Even Tao Jiji, the original mentor who was replaced by Yu Quan because of a sudden scandal, also sent a document to express his admiration and admiration for Li Tiezhu.


    Heavenly king Jay Chou stick said: "the era of Li Tiezhu has come."


    Superstar Wang Lihuang said: "I once wanted to live more than ten years later and avoid Dong Zhou. Now I find myself very lucky."


    Chen Yisen: "he''s my idol! It''s been since the song" east wind breaking "I met for the first time."


    Even overseas media have madly praised Li Tiezhu''s talent, because the songs written by Li Tiezhu in China''s good songs have begun to dominate beimi and major music charts in Europe.


    Of course, these praises and praises do not come by luck, but by works.


    In the following good song programs, Li Tiezhu successively wrote three very beautiful songs with different styles, such as Wukong, dreamer and Wrangler City, and successfully reached the finals.


    On the final night at the end of March, Li Tiezhu won the title with a song "Qi Li Xiang", Huo Zhien second, reincarnation band third, and Zhao Liya stopped in the top five.


    After introducing the Chinese good song, Li Tiezhu is going to record the real man again. What he prepared most is his physical fitness. He began to strengthen physical exercise and was afraid of losing face in the program


    Li Tiezhu likes the real man program. He can not only experience the hardening of the army, but also waste his intelligence without writing songs, even if he is very rich now.


    Current intelligence: 90 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 80 points.


    Serious value: 28100 points.


    Music Achievement: 34541 points.


    Variety achievement: 19113 points.


    Film and television achievements: 17246 points.


    Tiktok: 159 million 750 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99.8%.


    [ultimate task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety and film and television all exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points. Unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and live to win 250 intelligence points and a mystery award.]


    Abilities: mind damage skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills


    Item: Lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky + 9)

 Chapter 706

    On the day when "Chinese good songs" ended, Li Tiezhu was forcibly dragged by his agent Zhang Xiaomeng to the company for a small meeting to discuss his new album.


    "Congratulations on winning the championship again, iron pillar."


    "Average."


    "What do you say about the new album? At least before your global concert in the summer."


    "The songs are all written!"


    "Have you written it?"


    "Ang!"


    "What a fart! Only eight songs?"


    "Only eight?"


    "Yes! What do you think?"


    "I thought it was more than a dozen."


    "Where did you get so much?"


    "I got on the" good Chinese song "and won the championship. I also wrote songs on other programs!"


    "You''ve been on six issues of good songs, a total of six songs. In addition, a Grammy kiss goodbye and a masked song will be misplaced time and space. Aren''t these eight?"


    "That... Is a little less!"


    Li Tiezhu sat in the office of the towering CBD building in Kyoto, looking at Zhang Xiaomeng opposite with some melancholy.


    "Real man" is a closed shooting program, which takes about 50 days to shoot and train. Therefore, before that, Li Tiezhu needs to make a list of the songs of the third chapter album, and then you can help him prepare the accompaniment and composition, so that as soon as he releases it... No, as soon as he comes back, he can directly start recording the album.


    However, there is an embarrassing problem.


    Only eight songs have been prepared for the new album.


    What''s the album of eight songs?


    According to the Convention, half of the albums need three to fifteen songs, but who is good enough to take only three songs and let people pay for them? Isn''t that embarrassing? Therefore, the general album is ten songs, and occasionally two or three more. It is a convention that it is basically no less than ten songs.


    Li Tiezhu only has eight songs now, at least two more.


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "you''ve been too tired in the past two years. Take it easy. In this way, I''ll find someone to write you two songs..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! How can your own album sing other people''s songs?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "why not? Do you think everyone can write songs?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t agree, because he knew that singing songs written by others was meaningless. Singing other people''s songs didn''t have any music achievement bonus. He might as well write it himself!


    "Forget it, I''d better write it myself. There''s still time."


    "Is one week enough?"


    "Half a day is enough."


    "Er..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng is also speechless and can''t help it. Who makes his artist a genius fool?


    After determining his own song writing plan, Li Tiezhu left, leaving Zhang Xiaomeng to continue to be a dog. In nearly three years, he has not been idle. Agents are always much more tired than artists, especially Li Tiezhu, a quasi holding agent.


    ¡­¡­


    A week later, Zhang Xiaomeng came to the villa of Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer, because Li Tiezhu was going to the west to "join the army" the next day.


    Although it is only a variety show, the planning of the real man is based on truth and hard training, and has even been praised by the government. Although it has not been recorded, it can make people feel its style.


    Therefore, Zhang Xiaomeng must meet Li Tiezhu and have a good chat.


    This program only allows artists to bring an assistant. In addition, when recording the program, that is, training, assistants are not allowed to be present. Only people from the program group are allowed to be present. The challenge of this program is not small.


    After inquiring about all aspects of Li Tiezhu''s situation, Zhang Xiaomeng was relieved to learn that he was ready. Even he fought with fan Xiaohuang two days ago and won both times.


    Then, Zhang Xiaomeng began to ask about the music album; "Have you written two new songs?"


    In the living room, Li Tiezhu is drinking milk and eating beef stew to replenish his body.


    He said, "the words of the song... I forgot."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "


    Common heart, common heart! Don''t our artists always be so unreliable? There''s nothing to make a fuss about.


    Zhang Xiaomeng tried to squeeze out a smile.


    "Puff..."


    Several people next to Zhang Xiaomeng laughed and couldn''t help it.


    These are the advance teams sent by the real man. To be exact, they are here to record VCR. They are used for task introduction at the beginning of the program, which is also a routine operation.


    Li Tiezhu: "are they?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "it''s the crew of the real man who came to shoot the VCR. Don''t worry about them. You really forgot to write a song? It''s recorded right away..."


    Li Tiezhu chewed the beef and said, "I''ll write two at will."


    Zhang Xiaomeng stamped his foot: "fart in time! You''ll leave tomorrow..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s time, it''s time."


    Next to her, songzhu''er, the boss''s wife, who was constantly dozing off with dark circles under her eyes, nodded frequently.


    She has been a little miserable recently, because Li Tiezhu works hard to exercise for a real man. She is the exercise equipment. She is badly trained by Li Tiezhu every day. I can''t bear to see that kind of disability. The cat, the fox and the bear are far away, and they can''t resist the harm for her at all. The only person around her, the rabbit smashed, came to relatives to greet them. They don''t have time to accompany her to practice.


    Matsushita: "there''s still one day. It''s too late."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "do you think he is an immortal? Well, he is an immortal. It''s really too late..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll write two more songs, right? Now I''ll write them to you and let me think about it."


    In April, Kyoto was full of warblers and grass, wind and sand, and you couldn''t see your fingers. Yes, dust storms and smog began again. Li Tiezhu had to wear a mask when running in the morning, which affected his breathing.


    Sister MI and lengba should like this weather. Their visual distance is less than five meters. They can wander on the street at will and are not afraid of being seen.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "now?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at his agent in surprise, my God! Since my debut, you have been with me for nearly three years, and you don''t believe me? Don''t you have a little force? I''m hanging up! Shameless hang up!


    The cameraman of the real man crew has turned on the machine and shot Li Tiezhu fiercely in multiple positions.


    Is the man in front of him going to be supernatural again?


    Si Guoyi Si Le!


    Li Tiezhu: "well... If you don''t believe me, I''ll do some coquettish work..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "don''t be coquettish! Please, write songs seriously!"


    "I don''t know."


    "Er..."


    "A song, um... The king asked me to patrol the mountain... Hey hey..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly smiled.


    Zhang Xiaomeng was shocked and said, "no! Don''t mess around!"


    Songzhu''er suddenly pretends to be a corpse. Although she has been badly stabbed recently, she is always full of vitality: "what song is it? Listen to the title of the song" the king asked me to patrol ", which is my favorite type, alas, hey..."


    So it makes sense that songzhu''er now looks like a ghost with her legs forked. She obviously has no combat effectiveness and has no other animal support around her. She dares to often provoke Li Tiezhu. Who will die if you don''t die?


    A staff member of a real man said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, can you sing something to patrol the mountain?"


    Li Tiezhu''s serious face: "it''s" the king asked me to patrol the mountain ", a beautiful narrative song. Listen, hum..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng instantly covered his face. He had smelled the Royal engine.


    Songzhuer is happy. My man is a cow.


    Li Tiezhu began to sing:


    The king makes me petrol in the mountain


    I turn the world around


    Play my drums and my gongs


    Life is full of rhythm


    The king makes me petrol in the mountain


    Catch a monk for dinner


    The water in this mountain stream is incomparably sweet


    Do not envy mandarin ducks, do not envy immortals


    After singing, the employees of the real men''s program group stared at the dogs one by one. Li Tiezhu was really extraordinary.


    Zhang Xiaomeng blew up. Ah, I''m dead and collapsed on the sofa. Are you sure you want to use this song to release an album?


    Songzhu''er is the most hi. She has a unique aesthetic. She thinks this song is easy to hear. It explodes and gets wet: "good... Great! Isn''t little diamond wind? That little monster is called little diamond wind? I know him well!"


    Li Tiezhu was a song copied from the system. He was startled by songzhu''er: "do you know this monster? Aren''t we parallel planes? Why is our aura revived?"


    Matsushita: "ha ha, you are so humorous. I am Nezha! Of course I know people who travel to the West."


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: "ah ha ha... So it is. I''m scared to death."


    Zhang Xiaomeng has nothing to say. NIMA still has "allusions"?!


    Really?


    It was difficult to shoot. The staff laughed one by one. They were not laughing, but happy. Iron pillar''s song was interesting! Besides, was it written on the spot? Big money, big money! The show is a gimmick again.


    Songzhu''er was still noisy: "I like this song so much! Tiezhu, will you keep writing this sand sculpture style song in the future? I''ll sing with you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "forget it, I don''t want to sing with you. Your singing is too high."


    Song Zhuer tilted his head and killed: "Alas, hey, hey... There are outsiders here. Don''t talk nonsense, Shh! Let''s be quiet!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you think? I say your singing is ugly!"


    Matsushita: "ah... This..."


    The staff stared at the dog.


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "Pooh!"


    Although some of this shooting was cut off, it still appeared on the program real man. After all, Li Tiezhu''s interview lens is certainly much more than other guests. This is a normal phenomenon.


    The barrage is very satisfied with Li Tiezhu''s advice:


    "What the hell is this?"


    "Eight songs out of the album, I''m afraid it''s not cheating money!"


    "Isn''t this writing a song on the spot?"


    "Li Tiezhu, you really can''t. You can''t write songs until you finish the program. Don''t perfunctory fans."


    "Does it take time for me to write songs? He just needs his hand and his right hand."


    "Coming!"


    "Let''s collectively witness Li Tiezhu''s new original song..."


    "Er..."


    "Ah..."


    "This..."


    "The king asked me to patrol the mountain. I''ll turn the world around... It sounds good!"


    "The tone is OK. What the hell is the lyrics?"


    "Please! Li Tiezhu, can you be more serious?"


    "The first eight songs are all classics. What else? Li Tiezhu is not allowed to write two mediocre songs?"


    "How can Li Tiezhu be mediocre?"


    "Genius, refuse to compromise!"


    "Come on!"


    "Have you taken gun medicine? How can you be serious? Wait and see, the next song can''t be serious!"


    "It''s impossible. This must be suppression before promotion! The next classic poem."


    Li Tiezhu said to the camera, "the last song of the new album is called..."


    Zhang Xiaomeng interrupted: "stop! Don''t worry, don''t worry! Let''s write after we think about it."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you still want to write songs?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "


    Matsushita: "that''s right. Don''t you just sing when you write a song? How can it be so difficult? Come on, iron pillar, you know my favorite style."


    Li Tiezhu nodded deeply: "this song is called uneasy. Do you want me to sing it?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng covers her head in despair.


    The real male staff were bitches, nodded one after another, and shamelessly praised Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu uttered two words and sang:


    Ah oh


    Ah, oh


    Ah, hiss, hiss, hiss


    Ah, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss


    Ah, hiss, hiss, hiss


    After singing a few words, Li Tiezhu looked around.


    The real male staff were silly and turned to look at Zhang Xiaomeng. Zhang Xiaomeng was also confused. They stared at Pine bamboo. Would you translate for me?


    Pine and bamboo are numb. What is this... Especially? It''s... very nice!

 Chapter 707

    Li Tiezhu sang a sand sculpture version of "uneasy", which is another time-space version attached to the system. It is fresh and lovely.


    Then


    [Ding! If the host is not serious, deduct 1 point from the serious value.]


    Shit!


    I didn''t expect that such a stupid system would deduct serious values.


    Li Tiezhu''s face turned green. Like several people around him who listened to his magic songs, he looked like... Disgusted by his own songs.


    Songzhuer clapped: "good! Super good!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng and several staff members looked at songzhu''er at the same time. Be a person, spicy claw!


    Everyone can see that Li Tiezhu didn''t sing seriously and felt inexplicable joy.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu hasn''t come out of the Chinese good song yet? He still plays smoke bombs?"


    "I smiled..."


    "The new album is definitely not this song."


    "The king asked me to patrol the mountain" is enough... "


    "Brother, don''t show!"


    "Please sing a song."


    "I suddenly want to buy an album."


    "It doesn''t matter. The first eight songs are all classics, and the last two let him fly."


    "So the Royal engine is the real style of Li Tiezhu?"


    "Why do I like these two songs today?"


    "I''m really nervous when I listen to" uneasy. "


    "Download! Make a wake-up alarm clock."


    "Brother, you fight!"


    "Ha ha... Li Tiezhu was disgusted by his singing."


    The real man has 14 issues, each of which is two hours long. In this era of entertainment as the king, not to mention the final quality, it is at least full. You know, apart from advertising implantation and selling cute people, many variety shows have a real time of only one hour.


    There is an hour long pilot film before the main film. In fact, it is the VCR of six guests who participated in the program recording. Only by letting the audience know the guests first can they be better substituted.


    Theoretically, each of the six guests is about 10 minutes, but there is no doubt that Li Tiezhu has more time than others.


    Not because he is the most popular, but because he is the most coquettish. It is not appropriate to delete any of the recorded clips. Anyway, the audience loves to see him, so they simply stay. The length is nearly 20 minutes, and even Li Tiezhu''s random singing "uneasy" is retained.


    Next, when it comes to a separate interview, Li Tiezhu faces the questions of the program group alone.


    Staff Miss sister: "Li Tiezhu, why did you participate in the program" real man "


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you invite me?"


    "Er... This..."


    "Don''t be nervous. Is this your first time recording a program? Relax. I''m easy to get along with."


    "Ah! Thank you! Well, what else do you know about this program?"


    "I should have known, but you said that for the sake of suspense, you didn''t provide specific program links and information at all. Blame me? Where can I find out?"


    "Er... What just happened doesn''t count. Let''s do it again. Facing the invitation of the real man program group, would you like to go?"


    "Haven''t you signed all the contracts? Can you go back?"


    "Ah... It has nothing to do with the contract. Would you like to go?"


    "Yes! Very much."


    "Why? Is there any special reason?"


    "You give too much money, much more than other programs. Thank you!"


    "Besides money?"


    "There are also advertising endorsements! It''s also a lot of money."


    "Er..."


    "Eh? Why is it stuck again? It doesn''t matter. Don''t be nervous. I''ll wait for you to adjust. Come on! You can."


    "Poof... I can''t..."


    The cute looking and fleshy staff knelt down and went crazy. How can they interview?


    Several other staff members also gave him sympathetic eyes.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and waited patiently for the other party to vent and adjust. He is really a newcomer with fragile psychological quality. It''s not easy. I want to give him enough patience to make him feel the warmth of the world.


    "Mengmeng, stand up!"


    The program team put this paragraph into the pilot film. Although the staff of the program team collapsed, it''s very Li Tiezhu, isn''t it? If his interview is too serious, it will be too informal.


    Mengmeng''s little sister didn''t stand up and seemed desperate.


    Li Tiezhu came over very friendly, picked up her little sister, took the inscription card in her hand, and said with a warm smile: "don''t be discouraged, be brave! Well, I''ll help you interview myself. Later, I''ll cut off my voice and replace it with your voice."


    The little sister was even more confused and forced: "ah..."


    Li Tiezhu made a wink and said, "don''t worry, ordinary hosts are not as good as me. You can also learn. Everyone says I''m a natural host."


    Little sister: "


    Barrage:


    "What a tragedy, little sister!"


    "When you start, you lose."


    "Li Tiezhu, don''t you find it''s your own problem?"


    "God, you invited me."


    "See yourself again and interview yourself."


    "The program team cut out this paragraph. It''s also Sao."


    "I don''t know how my little sister feels when she sees this."


    "The program team whipped the corpse..."


    There are more dogs in the program group. The next interview was recorded in two paragraphs. Li Tiezhu sat on the left to ask all the questions, and then sat back on the right to answer them in turn. The program group did not replace the voice with that of the little sister, but edited the two Li Tiezhu together, one left and one right, one question and one answer, so the magical picture was born.


    Li Tiezhu: "excuse me, Mr. Li Tiezhu, how do you feel about participating in this military and national defense program" real man "


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a great honor to participate in this program. Every boy has a military dream, and I''m no exception. I once thought that I would join the army when I was admitted to university and continue to study after I retired from the army. However, the situation does not allow me, my dream has become to be a foreman. Now I''m very excited to realize my dream of the military camp."


    Li Tiezhu: "what makes you want to be a foreman?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because... My grades may not be able to go to college, and it seems difficult to be a soldier without a degree..."


    Li Tiezhu: "now that you have been admitted to Peking University, you can also suspend school to join the army!"


    "No, I asked. I should become a literary soldier when I join the army now. I don''t want to..."


    "Do you prefer to be a real soldier on the battlefield?"


    "Yes, it''s not. What I do is singing and dancing. Oh, I can''t dance. It''s boring if I go to the military camp or sing."


    "Next question, this program is said to be very tired and bitter. Are you afraid?"


    "I''m not afraid. I can eat any hardship. I''m just worried that I''ll be delayed if I''m too stupid."


    "Really? You''re so modest."


    "It''s not humility, it''s a fact. I don''t have any title and ability except 10 billion movie stars and big singers. I often make mistakes and lose face, um... I''m still worried."


    "Do you know that many soldiers are your fans?"


    "I don''t know."


    "Because of soldier assault, many soldiers worship you very much, and many recruits came to join the army after watching this TV play."


    "Ah... I''m sure I won''t let them down."


    "In addition to training, the program will also carry out military exercises with other troops. Do you expect it?"


    "I especially look forward to it. It would be better if we could fight in practice."


    "Actual combat is impossible. Mr. Li Tiezhu, you don''t deserve it."


    "Ah, yes."


    "Do you know those guests with you?"


    "All I know is that Du Haibo from southern Hunan and Yuan Heng, the husband of my second sister, are on my Weibo every day. Shenjing Bing knows that I have a grudge against Weibo. Who uses Weibo for serious people?"


    "Last question, what do you think of your performance in the program?"


    "Of course I''m great! HMM!" (this sentence was replayed repeatedly in the later program to hit Li Tiezhu''s face, slapping.)


    "OK, thank you, Mr. Li Tiezhu, for accepting this interview."


    "Wait a minute, I have another question."


    "You say."


    Li Tiezhu said, "am I serious about joining the army? Will I be given the card of ''glorious house'' to my family? My father wanted it. He was very happy to hear that I was on this program. He specially called my second uncle to see if there was smoke at my ancestral grave."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m sorry, I won''t."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s a pity... My father asked my second uncle to burn a military uniform for my mother and a suit for me."


    Barrage:


    "Cowhide."


    "Why doesn''t Li Tiezhu hate himself?"


    "The house of glory is OK."


    "Indeed, many people joined the army last year and this year because of the soldier assault."


    "Li Tiezhu must be the king of war!"


    "Look forward to hitting the face."


    "What''s the operation of burning military uniforms for Li Tiezhu? He''s not dead."


    "This special operation numbed me."


    "Lao Li''s family are all talents..."


    After the interview, there is the next link to check Li Tiezhu''s luggage. Songzhuer pushed Li Tiezhu''s box over and opened it for the program team to shoot.


    Some autistic little sisters asked, "bamboo, did you pack his luggage?"


    Songzhu''er shook his head: "he cleaned it himself. Sometimes when I go out, he helps me pack my bags. I don''t know. I''m also forgetful. Isn''t it what boys should do to buy vegetables and cook, clean up, make beds and quilts, and pack things?"


    Little sister: "ah... Do you want to bring a thermos, too?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s called baowin cup. If you take it, you will win. I have good voice and good songs. These programs will bring it. It has been with me for many years."


    "Is there such a saying?"


    "Very clever. Call on our athletes to bring the win cup, win or lose!"


    The influence of this program is not small, but also exploded a lot of celebrities.


    Hexagonal soldier Ma Liu Bib: "believe it, believe it, I''ll bring a thermos for the Olympic Games."


    Fan xiaopang: "I don''t believe it!"


    A long time later, fan xiaopang, who lost the game, was distressed: "I regret not believing Li Tiezhu ~"


    When the recording was almost over, Zhang Xiaomeng jumped out: "you can only take one assistant? Who should you let? Black child or dull child?"


    The two bodyguards have been responsible for protecting Li Tiezhu for years. They are not only first-class in professional ability, but also delicious in cooking.


    Li Tiezhu thought: "neither of them! They are crooked nuts, and they are also foreign veterans. They can''t be exposed to China''s military secrets."


    Zhang Xiaomeng: "if you record a program, you won''t get access to any secrets."


    Li Tiezhu: "er..."


    Matsushita: "you can''t take them. It''s expensive! You don''t have to protect Li Tiezhu these two months. Let them go back to the United States for vacation and give them half a salary."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "right! Right!"


    While the black children and stuffy children basking in the sun in the yard are still imagining going to the mysterious and wild Oriental army to see the world. That... Is the army of the first division of the American cavalry!

 Chapter 708

    The final result was that Li Tiezhu didn''t take any assistants, because he had no assistants at all, only bodyguards.


    However, goose, you don''t need to take bodyguards to record the real man. After all, it''s the territory of JF army uncles. Take bodyguards? It seems a bit too wasteful of money. Is there a safer place in the world?


    Hei wa''er and stuffy dun''er lost their hope of seeing the world. They had to pack up their things and fly back to the United States for vacation. Pinch the physical water balloon. There are black, white, yellow and purple.


    Li Tiezhu packed up the luggage that had been turned upside down by the staff again, and was full of excitement, waiting to record the program.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu was not so excited when he participated in any program, even his debut super good voice.


    At first, he participated in the program in a muddle headed way. In the middle, he pretended to be a delivery brother, tied Tony, raised a cat, and was eliminated... In fact, he was in a state of confusion throughout the whole process. In addition, his IQ was not high. Therefore, Li Tiezhu didn''t find that he had created a miracle until he won the final.


    Unlike the real man, this is a real dream journey for him.


    How could the boy not get excited before he joined the army?


    This is an indescribable feeling. There are excitement, worry, pride and hesitation, but there is no timidity.


    Li Tiezhu hates that the "enlistment" time is too short. It''s great to have a year and a half.


    That night, Li Tiezhu lost sleep for the first time in his life. Can I lose sleep even if I am so stupid?


    At the beginning, he thought he had mistakenly added intelligence value and became smart. After inspection, he found that his IQ was still 90, which was caused by his unstable state of mind and too excited.


    Therefore, in order to ensure a better state tomorrow, Li Tiezhu put Songzhu into 72 changes.


    Until songzhuer had been directly attacked and fell asleep on the spot, Li Tiezhu continued to shoot a few shuttles, consumed some excess energy and barely slept.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu was in high spirits and rushed to a military base in the West with the staff of the program team.


    After getting off the plane, I have to take a bus for more than two hours.


    In the car, the program team continued to shoot and broadcast some videos called "interviews with relatives and friends" to Li Tiezhu. These videos are not made by the program group, but after contacting those people, let them record a paragraph they want to say to Li Tiezhu and send it to the program group.


    The first video is Wu Jing''s video.


    Li Tiezhu took the lead in make complaints about "what kind of family and friends do he count?"


    At the beginning of the video, Wu Jing said to the camera, "I knew Li Tiezhu would say that our relationship is ordinary. I don''t deserve to call a family and friend group. Hahaha! Am I right?"


    Li Tiezhu was surprised: "is this a video connection?"


    Wu Jing: "it''s not a wechat video. I know you too well. I knew what you would say. Although we cooperate less, I personally appreciate you very much. You are this."


    Wu Jing gave a thumbs up.


    "However, the military camp is not a fun place. You should be prepared. I made war dragon 2 last time When you go to the special training of the special forces, your skin has been worn off. When you go there, you know that I''m not bullshit. If you pick anyone out, you can compare me to slag. Therefore, I must teach you my experience and keep a low profile. Of course, you go to the ordinary forces, which is worse than me, but you still have to have a correct attitude. "


    The video is over.


    Li Tiezhu said, "this uncle is from Versailles. Can we go to the special forces?"


    Or the chubby staff lady: "no, you don''t deserve it."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    In fact, Li Tiezhu is very grateful to Wu Jing. He is much more reliable than Cheng Dalong. Although he has little contact, he is no less helpful than Hong Dabao.


    When he promised to guest star in the wandering earth, Wu Jing told him to guest star in some other films, which is a kind of "reciprocity".


    In Wu Jing''s words, the film has a circle. Like Wu Jing, Li Tiezhu belongs to helpless and emerging goods. Therefore, he will be wildly slandered and abused.


    Proper guest appearances and cheers for other forces and bigwigs will help improve the relationship. The most important thing is to make your situation more stable.


    So Wu Jing participated in mountaineering and wandering earth, and Li Tiezhu went to wandering earth and crazy aliens.


    The second relative and friend is Cheng Dalong???


    Li Tiezhu was surprised: "when did my master care about me? It''s... Unscientific!"


    Cheng Dalong: "don''t embarrass me! When you go to the army, you should train well, correct your attitude and be a good man. Being able to go is the greatest recognition for you. Don''t think you can float when you are red. Compared with our soldiers, you are nothing."


    end.


    Li Tiezhu immediately Tucao: "I went to join the army, not to make complaints about labor, so master was too nervous."


    He wanted to say, I''m not your son. Do I need to be a good man and change my face? Well, this can be regarded as Shifu''s ardent expectation


    The third is Han Hong, who specially wears a military uniform with a military rank. It can be seen that she is very careful to record this short video.


    Han Hong stood straight and said, "recruit Li Tiezhu! Come on! Come on!"


    The words are very short, but I don''t know why Li Tiezhu suddenly has a sour nose, because he knows that Aunt Han Hong was collectively discredited on the Internet some time ago. This is not the first time, nor will it be the last time.


    The water in the public welfare community is too deep.


    Miss asked, "what''s the matter with you? Moved? Is there anything you want to say?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "aunt Han Hong is such a nice person. Why does anyone black her? Can I swear?"


    Little sister: "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "then I have nothing to say."


    The fourth is the headteacher of high school, the little prince against the wind?


    This is unscientific!


    The little prince''s hair grew out against the wind? His head in the Mediterranean is green... No, it''s black. He has dark and thick hair, which is particularly abrupt and... Funny.


    The little prince against the wind said, "Li Tiezhu, I''m very dissatisfied with you! What do you mean by writing the song" wind up "? It makes my new students sing this song in front of me every day, forcing me to plant hair, and my salary is gone for two months... If you don''t perform well in the army, it depends on how I deal with you."


    Although Mr. Li tries to make himself humorous, the power of the head of the class is still great.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously shrinks his neck. Although he has graduated for nearly two years, Yu Wei, the little prince against the wind, still exists. Every Spring Festival, Li Tiezhu asks an old man who works as a security guard at school to send some new year goods such as sausage and bacon to Mr. Li.


    The little sister of the program group: "I still like your head teacher''s previous hairstyle. I''ve seen it on TV. Ha ha... Eh..."


    Li Tiezhu: "our teacher Li is always handsome and has nothing to do with his hairstyle. Temperament can''t be hidden."


    Little sister: "Pooh... Li Tiezhu, you look so funny when you lie..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Was it you who collapsed yesterday? no Are you twins?


    Little sister: "hehe..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you laughing at?"


    Little sister: "laugh at you, ha ha, so cute."


    Li Tiezhu glared angrily: "are you humiliating me?"


    The little sister said with a puffy face, "yes! Bamboo told me not to be afraid of you. She said you were a fool and were good to everyone."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you!"


    Little sister: "now, you have half an hour to reach your destination. You can see the information of the other five guests. Do you want to see it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "be reasonable. I don''t really want to know... I''m not as popular as me anyway."


    Little sister: "OK, if you don''t want to know, I''ll show you."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    What exactly did Matsushita say to the little fat girl yesterday? The whole person is possessed.


    The first guest is Guo Xiaoxi, who has been a literary and art soldier for many years. He is a veteran. He is 40 years old, but he looks in good condition.


    He said: "I am a veteran and I hope to serve as a benchmark."


    The second guest is 33 year old Yuan Heng, an actor who graduated from the play. He is not very popular, but he is also well-known.


    Yuan Heng: "I''m a free and loose person. The word obedience is a great burden for me... Pain mask. But it''s okay. The pillar will help me. He''s so powerful."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t have much contact with Yuan Heng, but because of the second sister, the relationship is a little closer. Of course, Li Tiezhu and the second sister are just ordinary, especially after being forced by Hua Tianyu.


    The third old actor Zhang Yifeng: "Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng, Li Tiezhu, what they can do, can''t I do it? I don''t need to make any preparations, not at all."


    The old man is 58 years old, but he often exercises and plays basketball. He is in great health.


    When filming with MI Bingbing, even Ma Zhen can do the difficult movements.


    The fourth appearance is Liu Yuan, who is the same age as Li Tiezhu. He just entered the film industry with Tang Tan last year and gained a lot. His appearance video is very cool and obviously carefully designed. With his eyes covered with cloth, he assembled toy guns on the tea table in the living room. It looked cool.


    Liu Yuan: "The wish from childhood to childhood is to rob tanks and military equipment, which should be the dream of boys from childhood... I''ve been insomnia these days, which is an exciting but tense contradiction. When I meet guns or can touch tanks, I think about it, and I can''t sleep when I toss and turn in bed... Brother Zhu and I also called, hahaha... We two Almost, he also has insomnia. "


    Liu Yuan and Li Tiezhu are familiar. They have been to variety shows together. Because they are young people, they naturally hit it off.


    The fifth is Du Haibo, a thirty year old host in South Hunan. He has a strange smile and what Li Tiezhu has said he can''t remember because he is unable to make complaints about it.


    "My God! Forget the 58 year old grandpa. What the hell is this fat man? Isn''t this national defense program? It''s funny?"


    Little sister: "what you say now is likely to be cut into the positive film."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what am I afraid of? No, the teammates you selected for me... Are they too broken?"


    But what can be done?


    After all, this is a variety show. We can''t always choose male artists of the right age. We need to consider the differences and collocation of age, character and type. Therefore, in the final analysis, this is still a program rather than real joining the army.


    Li Tiezhu was a little disappointed.


    Before long, the minibus stopped at the door of a shopping mall, and the recruits gathered for the first time. Artists arrived one after another and gathered at the roadside of a small town to say hello. The instructor ignored them and directly began roll call.


    "Du Haibo!"


    "Du Haibo."


    No one answered.


    The scene was a little awkward.


    At this time, Du Haibo, on the second floor of the mall, was eating dessert. He looked fat and trembled. He shouted, "wait for me. I''ll go down later. Mom, it''s delicious..."

 Chapter 709

    At the entrance of the shopping mall, Li Tiezhu, Liu Yuan and others had stood in a row. Facing the instructor, the instructor looked at Du Haibo, who was slowly eating dessert on the second floor of the shopping mall, turned and stood, and the air pressure suddenly sank.


    Du Haibo came out slowly with ice cream in one hand and a trolley case in the other.


    A secret smile flashed across Zhang Yifeng''s cold face.


    Guo Xiaoxi gloated and smiled: "hahaha..."


    Yuan Heng is trying to hold back his smile.


    Liu Yuan looked at Li Tiezhu nervously.


    Li Tiezhu stood straight and looked at the front. He learned this when shooting soldier assault. At that time, he also specially trained for a period of time.


    Barrage:


    "Du Haibo is going to suffer!"


    "Danger!"


    "Isn''t Li Tiezhu the demon?"


    "Serious brother, that''s not called a demon, that''s called being stupid."


    "It''s a matter of principle to be late for the assembly. Li Tiezhu won''t commit it."


    "So when Li Tiezhu does something, everyone just thinks it''s fun, others can''t."


    "Divide things."


    "What''s Du Haibo doing here? It instantly lowered the level of the program."


    "Brother Xiaoyuan is so tender!"


    "Come for serious brother!"


    "Tiezhu has a new program again. It''s good."


    "Catch up directly from" Chinese good songs "and connect seamlessly."


    Du Haibo came over and smiled: "I''m not late. I''ve already come. Do you want to eat ice cream? It''s delicious."


    Instructor: "


    Li Tiezhu: "assemble."


    Du Haibo: "I haven''t finished yet."


    Li Tiezhu: "you can ask the instructor to take it for you. You can eat it after the collection. Dog head."


    Du Haibo: "


    He didn''t have the guts of Li Tiezhu. Seeing that the atmosphere was embarrassing, he found a trash can to throw away, and then came to stand.


    The instructor didn''t say anything, but asked Du Haibo to join the ranks and said seriously, "everyone should remember that it''s a bounden duty to obey orders. If you don''t keep time in peacetime, you can''t hold your position in wartime.


    Li Tiezhu nodded gently.


    Du Haibo drooped his eyelids and looked left and right. After confirming that he was talking about him, the corner of his mouth gently hooked.


    Instructor: "in the future, don''t have a similar situation."


    Du Haibo nodded with a strange smile.


    Soon, everyone got on a minibus and talked.


    Zhang Yifeng said, "Du Haibo is the one who needs to go to the military camp to exercise. He''s too fat."


    Guo Xiaoxi turned and asked Du Haibo, "do you want to lose weight?"


    Du Haibo: "I think! I really want to lose weight. I sent a long circle of friends yesterday. Anyway, no one wants to be fat. I also want to be thin and handsome."


    Li Tiezhu: "ugliness has nothing to do with fat."


    Du Haibo: "ah?"


    The others laughed, started, started, and the serious brother began to hate others.


    Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "you can''t open your eyes. Why do you want to be handsome? Which handsome guy has no eyes?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "Haibo, can you open your eyes?"


    Du Haibo: "this... Can''t be done."


    Several people were amused again. The goods really worked hard and couldn''t open their eyes.


    Du Haibo took his mobile phone and read two sentences from his circle of friends: "... I''m used to being free and lazy. This time I really want to work hard to become self disciplined!"


    Li Tiezhu: "go to bed early. There''s everything in your dream."


    Du Haibo: "


    Others laughed wildly: "ha ha ha ha..."


    The camera shows the co pilot''s instructor sitting straight without expression.


    Du Haibo said, "iron pillar, GAHA! You target me every time you go on the program? Can''t you leave me some face?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes? No?"


    Du Haibo: "yes! You came to the happy camp three times, once a year, and you beat me up every year. Every time I was ridiculed by netizens, saying that the goal was too big and attracted your firepower. And last year''s Chinese restaurant, although you left when my girlfriend and I first came, you beat me up. We are all friends, but you never show mercy, which makes it difficult for me to do."


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t we friends?"


    Du Haibo: "


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Guo Xiaoxi and Yuan Heng clapped their thighs with laughter, and the old man Zhang Yifeng was also happy.


    Liu Yuan laughed with tears.


    Li Tiezhu stabbed Du Haibo again: "it''s just a simple understanding."


    Zhang Yifeng said, "it doesn''t matter. From now on, we are comrades in arms. In the future, everyone will become friends."


    Du Haibo nodded: "yes!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Mr. He Ling said that Du Haibo had no friends in the circle."


    Du Haibo: "


    "Hahaha..."


    The camera was given to the instructor again. His face twitched again, and his shoulders shook. It can be seen that he was suffering.


    The car stopped at the gate of the military camp, and six guests got off and waited.


    Du Haibo took out the eggs and ate them. He didn''t know where to touch them. They were still hot.


    Liu Yuan held back a smile: "brother, are you sure you''re here to lose weight?"


    Du Haibo: "only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight."


    Liu Yuan smiled and looked at Li Tiezhu: "brother Zhu, you assimilated another one."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re almost there."


    Liu Yuan smiled and shook his head. Although he didn''t want to, he really couldn''t resist. Last time, I recorded an issue of mushroom house with Li Tiezhu. When I went back, I couldn''t help hating people everywhere. Iron words and words were too high.


    The instructor said, "we''ll enter the barracks immediately. After entering, everyone should step in unison and be strict. We carry the box with our left hand, and those with a small pocket with their right hand. Turn left!"


    Then, six "recruits" followed the instructor into the military camp, which is the recruits training camp of a certain unit of our army.


    Loud military songs echoed in the barracks, and there were training scenes for recruits everywhere.


    The six Han and Han people looked around and were curious about the baby, especially Liu Yuan, who loved the military. His eyes were shining with excitement. Li Tiezhu was better. He had trained in the military camp in order to shoot soldier assault.


    Liu Yuan whispered to Li Tiezhu: "brother Zhu, have you ever fired a real gun?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Liu Yuan asked again, "have you ever fired?"


    Yuan Hengpu laughed.


    The instructor glared back at them and was quiet at last.


    Barrage:


    "Song Zhuer: the iron pillar has fired!"


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Yuan Heng''s smile is not pure."


    "What did Liu Yuan ask? The little guy began to columnize."


    "I have a hunch that this group of people will eventually be forcibly pillared."


    "Maybe the instructor..."


    "I dare not think."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu and others came to the gate of the barracks. A soldier standing straight had been waiting there.


    Instructor: "let me introduce to you. This is your new recruit squad leader, Jin Wu, the fifth year of corporal this year. He has participated in... And other major exercises..."


    The camera showed the soldier. He was very handsome. A burst of female powder churned in the barrage.


    After the handover, Jin Wu took his six recruits to the dormitory of his class.


    The dormitory is large, with upper and lower bunks, a total of eight beds.


    After finding their beds, six people stood up and the squad leader of the recruits lectured, saying some of the most basic rules.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing. It was the kind of smile that Lao Tzu finally became a soldier.


    The monitor stared at him. Li Tiezhu restrained a little, but he couldn''t help it.


    Yuan Heng opposite is also excited. He buckled and searched his body.


    Monitor Jin Wu: "Yuan Heng! Don''t move when the monitor is speaking."


    Yuan Heng stopped talking and his ass itched a little!


    Barrage:


    "These people look happy."


    "Li Tiezhu is going to collapse!"


    "I have a bad feeling that something will happen..."


    "With a serious brother, it can''t be normal."


    "Why have these people changed their painting style and temperament when they stand with Li Tiezhu?"


    "Liu Yuan''s idol school is also crooked."


    "Notice, high energy ahead!"


    "Here comes the famous face..."


    The monitor stared at Yuan Heng and said, "next, start with Yuan Heng and introduce yourself."


    Yuan Heng: "ah... Hello, i... can move?"


    Then he looked at the monitor.


    Li Tiezhu on the other side didn''t hold up and smiled. Guo Xiaoxi and others also laughed. Yuan Heng tainima was obscene.


    The monitor looked directly at Yuan Heng.


    Yuan Heng is a little empty: "Hello, my name is Yuan Heng, from Jiangxia. I''m 23... Er, 32 years old."


    Zhang Yifeng: "Hello, my name is Zhang Yifeng. I''m 56 years old... Poof..."


    I laughed first.


    Guo Xiaoxi, Liu Yuan and Du Haibo couldn''t help laughing.


    "Poof ~"


    Li Tiezhu is also inexplicably poked into a smile. It''s not Zhang Yifeng who laughs, but everyone''s reaction. What are you laughing at on such a formal occasion?


    Monitor: "Li Tiezhu, shut up."


    Li Tiezhu: "poof, er..."


    Several seconds later, he closed his mouth with the help of his hand, but the smile on his face couldn''t be controlled, one by one.


    Laughter is contagious, and others are made to laugh by Li Tiezhu in turn.


    The monitor stared at Li Tiezhu silently: "is it funny to introduce yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu took a deep breath to calm his mood: "monitor, how did you resist smiling?"


    Monitor: "


    "Puff..."


    The other five laughed.


    Self introduction continued, and soon it was the last one, Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously stood at attention and said, "Hello, my name is Li Tiezhu, male..."


    "Poof goose..."


    Those five collapsed again. I can''t bear it. Others introduce their age and native place. Do you say gender?


    Li Tiezhu also smiled and was so stupid that he said: "hey hey... Hey hey... Male, hey hey... In his early twenties, hey hey hey..."


    It''s broken!


    Li Tiezhu completely burst into laughter.


    It''s not easy to resist the introduction, but somehow I said that my brother was in his early twenties and found it wrong. How much is it? So he laughed.


    The other five also laughed. They really couldn''t help it. Li Tiezhu''s laughter attack is too strong.


    The monitor stared at Li Tiezhu with a cold face.


    Li Tiezhu forced himself to calm down, prepared to reintroduce, and took a deep breath: "hiss... Suck... Ha ha..."


    He took a deep breath, accidentally left a drop of saliva at the corner of his mouth, and broke himself again.


    The other five couldn''t stop laughing.


    Li Tiezhu: "sorry! I''ll do it again. My name is Li Tiezhu, male, poof goose..."


    Monitor: "is it funny?"


    Liu Yuan trembled and took a deep breath and forced himself to hold back his smile. It was too difficult.


    Monitor: "are you here for camping?"


    Li Tiezhu lowered his head in shame. It''s too wrong. How can he laugh in this program? Then he saw the saliva just dripping hanging on his clothes:


    "Poof geese..."

 Chapter 710

    Finally, Li Tiezhu finished introducing himself. It was difficult: "my name is Li Tiezhu, 20 years old, from group 17, Lijia village, Dahe Town, Zhenyuan County, Han''an City, Xichuan province."


    Another burst of natural laughter, Du Haibo almost laughed his abdominal muscles on the spot.


    Monitor Jin Wu helplessly looked at Li Tiezhu. In fact, the corners of his mouth also smoked. Finally, he held back and didn''t smile: "next, let''s get familiar with each other and the environment."


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu has a sense of joy."


    "I really can''t blame Li Tiezhu. The more serious the place is, the more I can''t help it."


    "This is actually a kind of tension."


    "Hahaha, I can''t help it..."


    "I''ll go. Li Tiezhu''s hometown is very close to my hometown."


    "Xu Sanduo, Ben duo!"


    "The monitor can''t hold it anymore, ha ha!"


    "The monitor is so handsome that evil spirits smile."


    "After watching it n times, I die of laughter."


    "The monitor went out and laughed, didn''t he?"


    "Monitor: I''ll go out and laugh."


    Soon, the monitor came back with two bottles of hot water and asked everyone to take out the bench and washbasin. One person poured some hot water. This is the tradition of the army, so that recruits feel the warmth of the army.


    Yuan Heng held a towel between his orchid fingers: "it''s too hot. It''s really too hot."


    Monitor: "don''t have so many harsh conditions."


    Li Tiezhu went up to help Yuan Heng, directly twisted a towel and pressed it on his face: "the most important thing is to make you feel warm, you know? Do you feel warm?"


    Yuan Heng shouted, "ah... It''s too warm."


    Monitor: "or more than three know more."


    Li Tiezhu also washed his face: "thank you, monitor. It''s so warm. Hiss..."


    Next is the change of military uniform, which is limited to three minutes.


    Six people hurriedly turned out their military uniforms from the cabinet, and then muttered, like a radish meeting.


    Guo Xiaoxi: "is it necessary to take off your pants to change your military uniform?"


    Li Tiezhu: "haven''t you been a soldier?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "I boast. I''m a literary soldier."


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, you should take off your pants when changing clothes, but you can''t take off all your clothes. It''s easy to get cold."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "am I special..."


    Zhang Yifeng: "Li Tiezhu, don''t talk about crosstalk!"


    Yuan Heng: "Tiezhu, as a man in his early twenties, why do you like driving so much?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m only twenty! Just twenty, as big as Liu Yuan."


    Zhang Yifeng: "well, you''re out of it, but you''re not out of it."


    Just as it was noisy, the door opened again, and the monitor came in: "assemble, assemble now, come on!"


    When six people gathered, they stood tall and stood tall.


    The fastest is Li Tiezhu. He has already dressed all his equipment neatly. There is no mistake in his clothes, trousers, hats, armed belts and boots. The military uniform is a desert version of the star camouflage. The latest generation of combat clothes is very handsome.


    Others are semi-finished products. Du Haibo just took off his socks and didn''t change anything.


    Monitor: "apart from Xu Sanduo, no, apart from Li Tiezhu, what are you doing? It''s agreed to change your clothes in three minutes. How much time did you spend?"


    The five people were silent. Li Tiezhu had a good face. Fortunately, he made soldier assault last year.


    Then there was a general training. Then the monitor asked Yuan Heng and Guo Xiaoxi to shave off their beards in 30 seconds. However, Yuan Heng''s razor was manual.


    Monitor took Yuan Heng to the toilet, cold water foam shaving.


    Yuan Heng kept saying: "squad leader, you know I''m a man with a very hard beard. Shaving is very painful. I need hot water to apply it. It''s good to apply it soft, otherwise... It''s easy to bleed, ah! Ha... It hurts! Really not... I always think shaving is a very elegant thing... Ah! It''s not a good thing that there are too many and too hard moustaches..."


    The monitor kept staring at Yuan Heng silently: "I''m still young and don''t understand."


    Yuan Heng: "I can''t see without a mirror. I haven''t scraped it clean."


    Monitor: "I am your mirror."


    The atmosphere suddenly became beautiful, the background music changed, and the shots of Yuan Heng and the monitor became slow motion.


    Barrage:


    "The monitor is warm to me!"


    "Suddenly thought of monitor Shi Jin..."


    "Suddenly the local love words flash over the waist of the old man."


    "The monitor smiled, smiled."


    "It''s the smell of love."


    "I''m your mirror, poof!"


    "Hum? This mirror is incompetent!"


    "Hahaha, this mirror..."


    The picture turned, Yuan Heng''s face suck, and bare teeth to walk back to the dormitory. The mirror... No force!


    "Monitor, you lied to me!"


    "I didn''t lie to you. You have a black head. I thought you didn''t shave clean."


    "Impossible. I apply the mask every day."


    "It''s really blackhead."


    The monitor is also a little shy. He is inexperienced when he is a mirror for the first time. No, I want to be strict. Being a mirror is not what the monitor should do.


    After a while, another instructor walked into the dormitory and trained everyone, including the monitor, without the concept of time.


    Then, start counting personal belongings.


    "Yuan Heng, take out the charging line and put it in front."


    "All the charging lines?"


    "Yes."


    "But my cell phone is running out of power."


    "Hurry up."


    "Oh."


    Yuan Heng slowly released all the chargers and charging treasure.


    Guo Xiaoxi couldn''t help laughing. He didn''t work as a soldier, but he was not sensible.


    Instructor: "Guo Xiaoxi, what are you laughing at?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "nothing."


    The instructor walked up to Guo Xiaoxi, stared at him and said, "get ready for push ups."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "ah?"


    Instructor: "push up preparation."


    Guo Xiaoxi had to climb down.


    Others looked at each other. The instructor was much more severe than the monitor.


    Instructor: "ten push ups."


    Guo Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief and began to do it.


    Li Tiezhu almost laughed and covered his mouth.


    The instructor looked back: "Li Tiezhu! What did you move? Did I let you move? Didn''t your monitor tell you not to move when you stand at attention? Do you know if you have something to report?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know!"


    "Know what?"


    "Ah?"


    "Repeat what I just said."


    "This..."


    "Push ups ready."


    "Er..."


    Li Tiezhu feels wronged. How can I remember what you said? But I''m not afraid to do push ups.


    Climbing down, Li Tiezhu asked, "how many?"


    The instructor ignored him.


    Li Tiezhu asked again, "instructors, how many?"


    The instructor glared at him: "hold on!"


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking and just held on.


    The instructor continues to check the items. You can''t ask for any useless things such as coffee, snacks, yoga mat and so on.


    At the end of the inspection, the instructor came to Li Tiezhu, who was still lying on the ground: "thermos cup? How old are you?"


    Monitor Jin Wu: "report! He said he was in his early twenties."


    "Poof..."


    The other five people laughed and remembered the scene just now. Of course, they were held back by the instructor''s stare.


    Instructor: "you are just 20 this year. What are you doing? What are you doing with a thermos? Soak medlar in your thermos?"


    Li Tiezhu: "tell the instructor that this thermos cup has feelings with me. You can win with it. It is a kind thermos cup and has never burned me."


    Instructor: "because you''re not afraid of scalding?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Others smoke.


    Instructor: "take it away!"


    Then, the instructor looked at the things picked up by Li Tiezhu, but there were no other superfluous things, charging lines and other things. When he saw that others had been taken away, he also took the initiative to turn them in.


    The instructor asked, "don''t you have anything else except a thermos?"


    Li Tiezhu: "report to the instructor. Since you come to the army, you don''t have to bring anything."


    The instructor smiled happily and looked at the others: "did you hear that? When you came to the army, you handed yourself over to the army and integrated into it wholeheartedly. Do you understand?"


    People: "understand."


    The instructor squatted and asked Li Tiezhu, "tell me, why do you know that the army doesn''t need to bring anything?"


    Li Tiezhu held his hands on the ground, his face not red and gasping: "because the army will send, there is no need to spend money, and the quality is good. I used it when filming."


    Instructor: "er... Are you tired?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not tired."


    Instructor: "remember, you are a recruit here. All actions are under command. Don''t really be a soldier king."


    Li Tiezhu got up and said, "yes."


    Instructor: "ten push ups, do one and shout one."


    Li Tiezhu began to do push ups: "ah! Oh ~ Yiya ~"


    Liu Yuan: "poof ~"


    Others trembled, too.


    The monitor also pinched his thigh quietly and forced himself not to laugh. Soldier king is so funny!


    Instructor: "Li Tiezhu, what are you shouting?"


    "You said, do one and shout one."


    "I want you to shout numbers."


    "Oh, three, four, five..."


    I feel like I made a "soldier assault", which is a little hate.


    Barrage:


    "God special ah, oh, eh..."


    "Li Tiezhu is so naive that his head is hard to use."


    "When did his head work well? Except when he hurt people."


    "The monitor pinched himself and laughed to death..."


    "Wow, this is too cruel?"


    "Make a fuss. The army is so strict."


    "Our female soldiers are more strict than them. This is already a drain on them."


    "Yuan Heng is miserable."


    "The three kings of war are also miserable."


    "I''m relieved to see Li Tiezhu so miserable."


    "It''s scary."


    "This is not a holiday!"


    "Fortunately, Cai Xukun didn''t come, otherwise he would be assigned to the female soldier group."


    After that, the instructor and the squad leader left and gave them three minutes to pack up and gather at the gate of the barracks to receive Quartermaster Equipment.


    It didn''t take much time for everyone to pack up what was left, and they began to talk again.


    Du Haibo: "Li Tiezhu, you''re a thief! Why don''t you bring things when you call the army? Sell us all."


    Li Tiezhu: "this is common sense. The army sends everything. Why do you spend money yourself?"


    Du Haibo: "I have been taken away from my mask and cleansing cream."


    Li Tiezhu: "the soap will be issued. Besides, your face is so big that you can''t mask it. Do not embarrass the mask."


    Du Haibo: "


    Yuan Heng: "I don''t understand. Why take away yoga mats for exercise?"


    Li Tiezhu: "come here, you still don''t worry about the exercise equipment? Take a five kilometer cross-country trip."


    Yuan Heng: "shit..."


    Liu Yuan: "brother Zhu covers me."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t protect myself. Please ask for more blessings."


    Everyone laughed, and then Guo Xiaoxi found that the time was coming and ran out of the door.

 Chapter 711

    The programs seen by the audience are jump broadcast, and they can''t see many intermediate processes. Therefore, from the perspective of the audience, they arrive at the training ground directly from the dormitory, but it''s not.


    After getting out of the dormitory, a lot of things happened before arriving at the training ground.


    The squad leader with six people assembled downstairs, and then walked to the training ground. Before taking Quartermaster Equipment, he had to complete the physical fitness test.


    Yuan Heng: "what is the physical fitness test?"


    Liu Yuan: "is it five kilometers off-road directly?"


    Du Haibo: "don''t scare me, I can''t run 500 meters..."


    Zhang Yifeng said, "it''s not that exaggerated. Tie Zhu has made military plays. Tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "I wrote the script blindly. I know shit. Didn''t brother Xi ever be a soldier?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "I''m a literary soldier. I don''t know anything."


    Monitor Jin Wu: "be quiet! Turn right behind you and go..."


    It seems to be a very simple task, but it''s actually quite complex. At least, it is much more complicated than the squad leader to perform such tasks, because there are dozens of people in the program group.


    The program group has two robots shooting in front and back directions. There is a UAV in the air, followed by several photographers, directors, producers and other things, as well as the assistants of the guests.


    Yes, it''s an assistant. Although you can only bring one, one assistant is no different from ten. If there are more people, it''s just a show.


    Among the six artists on the scene, except Li Tiezhu, each brought an assistant.


    At this time, Liu Yuan''s assistant came to feed him with frozen yogurt. This is a chubby sister who takes good care of Liu Yuan. However, he is training, which makes Liu Yuan very embarrassed.


    "What are you doing?"


    The monitor shouted and stared at Liu Yuan sharply.


    The fat sister glanced at the monitor, and then handed out a bottle of yogurt to the monitor: "here! Fortunately, I brought a car refrigerator and be nice to my family. Otherwise, his fans will scold you when the program is broadcast."


    Monitor: "


    Fat sister: "ice, take it! Why are you impolite, this child?"


    Liu Yuan blushed: "sister Yu, you go. I don''t drink. It''s in military training. Don''t let it."


    Fat sister: "what military training? Don''t you just record a program? No one is allowed to drink milk? Sponsored by the program group! Yili pure fruit yogurt."


    Liu Yuan slapped himself in the face: "


    Other people''s assistants were not idle. Guo Xiaoxi''s assistant handed him sunglasses for fear that the sun would shake his eyes. Yuan Heng''s assistant was concerned about his shaving and hurt his face. Du Haibo''s assistant gave him Huoxiang Zhengqi water for fear of heatstroke. Zhang Yifeng''s assistant was showing him mobile phone information.


    The staff of the program team didn''t stop it. They just felt that this section was only a transition after all. It didn''t matter whether it was used or not. It''s no big deal to let the artists relax a little.


    Li Tiezhu was a bit of a play for a while. He just tossed around in the dormitory, which made his blood surging. It was as expected as the real recruits.


    As a result, it broke as soon as it came out.


    At this moment, his not smart little head also wanted to understand that they were not separated from the real recruits. They were even separated from enlistment and training. It was obvious that they were treated differently.


    He can imagine that the next "military career" is also a shrunk version.


    Although it takes 50 days to join the army, it takes only 40 days except for the time on the road and rest. Forty days is not enough to train recruits, let alone others


    It''s just a variety show.


    In particular, I feel more sorry to see the assistants "carrying food and ketchup".


    Seeing that the monitor didn''t answer, fat sister handed it to Li Tiezhu: "here you are. My sister likes you very much! Help my family more during training."


    Li Tiezhu stood straight: "report!"


    Jin Wu, the squad leader who was so annoyed, revived. In fact, if he were a normal recruit, he would have been angry, but these assistants and staff let him understand that it was just recording a program. The most important thing is that he has no experience in girls, so he is a little overwhelmed.


    Jin Wu: "speak."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to his fat sister: "report to the monitor, someone seduced me!"


    Liu Yuan was trying to persuade his assistant, but Li Tiezhu broke his defense with a sentence: "poof, er..."


    Other artists also laughed.


    Fat sister: "hate ~"


    Jin Wu''s face twitched slightly: "don''t say strange things."


    Li Tiezhu: "she seduced me with yogurt. Fortunately, I am determined to follow the party! Excuse me, what should I do in this situation?"


    Jin Wu: "I don''t know what to do, because I haven''t met it. What do you think to do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let me say, push ups ready!"


    Pop pop


    Li Tiezhu took the lead in lying down, followed by Liu Yuan. He didn''t receive the assistant''s yogurt from beginning to end, followed by Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng and Zhang Yifeng.


    The monitor was moved and Li Tiezhu helped him out. In fact, he is only in his early twenties. Where have he seen these artists, assistants and program groups? He was just arranged by his superiors to perform the task, so he was stunned when he met his fat sister.


    Pop!


    Jin Wu also fell down: "I didn''t lead the team well. I''ll do it with you."


    Du Haibo, holding Huoxiang Zhengqi water bottle, smiled awkwardly: "what''s the matter? This is GAHA? Why push ups?"


    After all, Du Haibo fell down with him.


    Yuan Heng: "how many?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "yes, monitor! How many push ups?"


    The assistants are all girls. They are stunned and look at each other. What shape is this? They can''t go into the boys'' dormitory just now, so they don''t know how to do push ups.


    Jin Wu: "I don''t know. You ask Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know, until the assistants leave, one, two..."


    Li Tiezhu began to do push ups, and others could only keep up.


    Several girls scolded and left. They basically scolded Li Tiezhu. You big fool, pretending to be NIMA. Thanks to me, I still masturbated at your photos.


    "Eighteen, nineteen!"


    Li Tiezhu took the lead in standing up. His face was not red and he was out of breath. What''s the difference between doing push ups and drinking water?


    Jin Wu: "Li Tiezhu performed very well. Let''s reflect. This is a soldier. Are you here for vacation? Do you need someone to wait on you? Do you need to prepare a sedan chair for you to carry you to training? Ah?"


    You can''t deal with women. Jin Wu hasn''t counselled with men.


    Other people are silent. This is the case in the circle. Besides, isn''t this a program? Li Tiezhu? He''s a freak. He''s a great star. He doesn''t even bring a special assistant.


    Jin Wu asked, "why didn''t Li Tiezhu''s assistant make trouble?"


    Yuan Heng: "report! He has no assistant."


    Monitor Jin Wu was also stunned: "why, why don''t you have an assistant?"


    Yuan Heng: "report! Because it costs money to hire an assistant."


    Jin Wu: "


    Others laughed, and the answer was Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the report is because I think I have hands and feet and don''t need an assistant."


    Jin Wu: "very good!"


    Worthy of being my idol, although Yazi is not very smart, he is different from these, especially Yuan Heng, who looks like a thorn in the head.


    After the episode, Jin Wu took everyone to the training ground.


    Yuan Heng asked Li Tiezhu, "you really don''t have an assistant? Never?"


    Liu Yuan: "no assistant, do you remember your work arrangement?"


    Du Haibo: "usually buy milk tea and book a ticket. Who can help? Who will take care of you when filming?"


    Because this paragraph was not recorded, monitor Jin Wu didn''t care about them. The chief said that just show our army''s style and discipline in front of the camera. There''s no need to be too strict in life. These people are not worth his soldiers'' efforts. They don''t deserve it.


    Li Tiezhu: "monitor, you don''t care?"


    Jin Wu: "so... Why don''t you have an assistant?"


    Li Tiezhu: "er... I have hands and feet. Can''t I buy a milk tea? It''s not high paraplegia. I need someone to take care of it?"


    Jin Wu: "that''s right!"


    Liu Yuan said, "brothers, let''s go back and talk to the program team and our assistants. Let them stop making trouble and let us have a good and strict training. It''s estimated that we can''t be a soldier in this life. I''m like iron pillar, so I especially cherish this opportunity."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, please also ask the monitor to strictly ask us not to record the program. I feel it''s a kind of humiliation."


    Finally, the artists agreed to let the program team improve the discipline and quality of training.


    Du Haibo has no say in this regard.


    This paragraph was not broadcast. On the one hand, it was not important. On the other hand, it would affect the image of artists. What would the audience think when they saw that there were assistants serving tea and water in the military camp? In addition to praising Li Tiezhu, I''m afraid it''s an abuse of the other five people.


    After a while, the monitor took six artists to the training ground, which was a wide grass.


    They met the instructor of their recruit company. Xie Tian was fierce.


    "Du Haibo! What are you looking at? When I speak, I hope everyone will look into my eyes."


    "Liu Yuan, can''t you stand straight?"


    "What did Guo Xiaoxi do? You used to be a soldier. I hope you don''t let me look down on you."


    "Yuan Heng, don''t shake! Don''t bring me to the barracks because of the habit of shaking your feet."


    Later, in an interview, Liu Yuan said: "the instructor frightened me. He gave me the feeling that he wanted to eat all six of us."


    Then came the idea of everyone becoming a soldier. Yuan Heng said, "because I think boys are very handsome!"


    Li Tiezhu: "poof..."


    The originally angry instructor was suddenly confused: "Li Tiezhu, get out of the line."


    Yuan Heng gloated at Li Tiezhu.


    Instructor: "what are you laughing at? Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "because you become an adult after the age of 18. When you grow up, you are a man. Children are called boys."


    Instructor: "are you a man?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes!"


    Instructor: "Yuan Heng, are you a boy or a man?"


    Yuan Heng scolded Li Tiezhu Shenjing Bing in his heart and said, "I''m a man and a boy."


    The instructor was speechless and looked at Li Tiezhu: "help him realize that he is a man."


    Yuan Heng was startled. Do you want Li Tiezhu to beat me?


    Li Tiezhu thought strangely: "Hua Tianyu is the kind of boy with milk in his milk."


    Yuan Heng immediately stood up and said, "then... I''m a man!"


    You are Hua Tianyu. Your whole family is Hua Tianyu. How much his daughter-in-law likes Hua Tianyu, how much he hates it, thanks to Li Tiezhu''s sanctions on the goods some time ago.


    He was grateful to Li Tiezhu. Recently, his daughter-in-law didn''t pay much attention to the king of Huage. Otherwise, he was a little worried about being a soldier for two months.


    Of course, this paragraph was cut off on the program.


    Instructor: "speak up."


    Yuan Heng: "man!"

 Chapter 712

    "Li Tiezhu, very good, ten push ups."


    "Ah?"


    Li Tiezhu finished push ups and returned to the queue. It''s Du Haibo''s turn.


    Du Haibo: "I... Usually have to be protected by girls. Now I have to constantly strengthen myself and strive to practice six abdominal muscles. Over!"


    The artists, including Li Tiezhu and Zhang Yifeng, all laughed and choked in pain, and Liu Yuan shook directly.


    Instructor: "don''t you have abdominal muscles?"


    Zhang Yifeng: "report, he has only one abdominal muscle, a whole piece on his stomach."


    Liu Yuan: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu: "report! Du Haibo''s abdominal muscles are only relatively united and not separated."


    Liu Yuan: "Gee... Sorry, I just can''t help it, gee..."


    The instructor glared at him.


    Liu Yuan: "report! I applied for ten push ups, goose..."


    After ten push ups, Liu Yuan finally stopped laughing. It was too uncomfortable.


    The next step is the physical fitness test, end abdomen, turn back run and sit ups. The so-called end abdomen is to lie on the ground, close your legs, lift them 45 degrees and keep them. The turn back run is a five by ten meter turn back run, timed.


    Du Haibo broke down in the abdominal part, and Liu Yuan and others were tired, but they completed it. Teacher Zhang Yifeng, three times the age of Li Tiezhu, completed it.


    Li Tiezhu is easy to complete, and feels that he can be used as a warm-up action for future fitness.


    The performance gap in the five by ten meter turn back run is not generally large.


    Zhang Yifeng 29.03 seconds, qualified.


    Du Haibo, 30.10 seconds, unqualified.


    Guo Xiaoxi, 25.22 seconds, qualified.


    Yuan Heng 24.10 seconds, qualified.


    Liu Yuan, 22.02 seconds, qualified.


    Li Tiezhu 20.33, qualified.


    In fact, the so-called 30 second pass line is the pass line for female soldiers. It can be seen that in fact, the instructors have given them a lot of face, which is not finished. Mr. Zhang Yifeng is really old. He doesn''t dare to work too hard. There are a few. Du Haibo... He can only be a decoration when he marries his daughter-in-law. No one has physical fitness. No wonder he wants to train.


    The same fat man, why is the gap so big?


    Li Tiezhu thought of Qin Tao. That guy has been losing weight since he rolled the sheets with moldy.


    It should be Du Haibo''s girlfriend''s fighting skills, but they are hard and can''t use advanced juicing technology.


    Finally, there was the sit up session. Du Haibo, Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi failed, Liu Yuan and Yuan Heng just passed, while Li Tiezhu rode the dust and did 142 in two minutes. Even the instructor named him for praise.


    Then Du Haibo vomited. He vomited on the spot. He was tired.


    Barrage:


    "This program is real enough! It''s good."


    "This program is really too difficult for Du Haibo."


    "Don''t come if you can''t stand it."


    "Too weak."


    "It''s still a serious abuse. It''s ridiculous to have one hundred and four in two minutes."


    "Song Zhuer: Oh, hey... I handed it in."


    "Lengba:??"


    "Are you the devil in front?"


    "Shen mouchen: I''m too difficult!"


    "Did Du Haibo eat too much? He kept watching him eat."


    After physical training, it''s time to receive quartermaster, which is actually washbasin, cup, toothbrush, towel, military uniform and so on, but it can''t hold everyone''s excitement.


    I''m just tired to death. Now I''m getting something. I feel like I earned it hard.


    However, before receiving the items, the height and weight should be measured. It is said that other military uniforms and medical records will be reissued in the future.


    Anyway, the audience loved it this time. The height of male artists and the weight of female artists have always been the best gossip.


    Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng, and even the old artist Zhang Yifeng have stumbled in height. They are short and heavy according to their own newspaper and encyclopedia.


    It''s Du Haibo''s turn. He said, "I''m 183 tall and weigh... Er..."


    "Hahaha..."


    Everyone laughed, including the instructor and monitor.


    When not training, in fact, the instructors and squad leaders of the recruits company get along well. Those who can be selected to bring recruits are top-notch. They are not only excellent in military skills, but also smart. In particular, they can play. Aren''t recruits just playing?


    Du Haibo touched his stomach: "weight 85 kg...?"


    Look at the results, good guy!


    Height 179, weight 93 kg.


    Du Haibo: "... Is there something wrong with you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you look wrong!"


    "Hahaha..."


    The instructor also smiled: "I announce that in non training time, Li Tiezhu has unlimited firing power. He hates people casually. He likes to see you hate people most!"


    Li Tiezhu was flattered: "can you also watch TV?"


    Instructor: "our special team not only has a TV, but also has a computer. Smart phones are also sent. It''s similar to old a in soldier assault... Hey! Just cut that part!"


    Li Tiezhu: "are you from the special corps? Which army?"


    Instructor: "delete! Keep quiet, next, Liu Yuan."


    The crowd showed surprise and admiration. They applauded and expressed their respect. Special team!


    This paragraph was not cut after all. Of course, it was also sent to the army for review and confirmed that there was no leak to broadcast.


    Of course, the instructor must copy the confidentiality regulations when he goes back.


    Barrage:


    "Shit! Special forces?"


    "Isn''t that great? I can''t see it at all."


    "The instructor is 28 years old and the monitor is 23 years old. He can explain the problem."


    "What do you mean?"


    "I envy them..."


    "The squad leader of the recruit company is usually the deputy squad leader, and the instructors are at least the platoon leader."


    "Are they as good as Li Tiezhu?"


    "Fighting is not necessarily, but the military ability must be more professional than Li Tiezhu."


    "This program is a little interesting."


    Then, Liu Yuan listed: "Liu Yuan, height 185, weight 70."


    Instructor: "think clearly."


    Liu Yuan: "er..."


    The monitor couldn''t help it: "you don''t look as tall as an iron pillar."


    Liu Yuan: "brother Zhu, how tall are you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "height 181, weight 75."


    He belongs to the kind with muscles but not big. He can''t be seen in his clothes.


    The others held back their laughter. The child didn''t count in his heart. The front ones were beaten in the face. Don''t you know to be honest?


    Results Liu Yuan was 180 in height and 69 in weight. Li Tiezhu was 181 in height and 75 in weight.


    Liu Yuan: "will this section be broadcast? I''m not lying. I used to measure my height and weight in shoes. Who is a serious person who measures his height and weight every day?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "I''ll measure it every day. Of course, actors should pay attention to their weight and adjust the fat and thin roles."


    Liu Yuan: "instructor! I apply not to stand with Li Tiezhu."


    Instructor: "the application is rejected."


    Liu Yuan: "


    Du Haibo: "instructor, you speak so handsome! You feel like Li Tiezhu''s temperament. You hate people to death. It''s nice to have an interesting instructor like you."


    Instructor: "thank you! I will train you six to be as united as your abdominal muscles."


    Du Haibo: "


    Instructor: "do you think I''m still handsome now?"


    Liu Yuan: "now I think the monitor is more handsome. Like suspect Wu, his side face is the most like."


    The monitor felt greatly insulted: "push ups ready!"


    "Ah..."


    After ten push ups, everyone glared at Liu Yuan.


    Liu Yuan said blankly, "before I came here, I always had a question. Now, after all, it is an era of peace. Why are our troops still training so hard? I don''t know much."


    Squad leader: "raise troops for a thousand days and use them for a while."


    Liu Yuan was still at a loss. Everyone spoke up and solved his doubts for him.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "because it''s not peaceful at all, it''s never peaceful, neither in the East, South or west. We think it''s peaceful because our troops can frighten them. If we relax our vigilance for a moment, we will be attacked and bitten by a group of wild dogs. I think so."


    Instructor: "that''s right."


    Li Tiezhu said, "my first year military training instructor worked as a San in the snow mountain canyon."


    The instructor smiled: "then he gave you military training. It should be a vacation."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! That''s what he said. Later, I asked him a lot of professional questions when making soldier assault. Now, I want to make a military film again!"


    Liu Yuan raised his hand: "I want to play! I can run a dragon suit."


    Du Haibo: "just shoot the theater version of soldier assault!"


    Monitor: "yes!"


    Now it''s a time like a tea party. Everyone is sitting and chatting. The monitor is very easy-going with a smile. Although the instructor has a cold face, he is not rigid.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! Fried cold rice is boring. I''m going to make a war film of overseas special forces."


    Yuan Heng: "like" battle dragon 2 "


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, it''s different. It''s personal heroism. Strictly speaking, it''s an action film. I want to make a more real and tragic military film. It''s probably fighting abroad to rescue Chinese kidnapped by terrorist organizations. Blockbusters! I want to make blockbusters for the first time!"


    Others may be laughed at when they say this, but everyone will not laugh when Li Tiezhu says it. Although he is only 20 years old, he has proved himself with box office and works. Ten billion box office, three starring films and one animation are his confidence.


    Liu Yuan is a little envious.


    The eyes of the two real soldiers, the instructor and the monitor, have brightened up. At the end of the year, the army will organize a movie again. That''s what happened to the rabbit that year last time.


    Zhang Yifeng said, "this... Is too difficult?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "didn''t you say to shoot the sequel of" people in the embarrassing way "


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll shoot it next year, and I won''t be free this year. I just want to shoot a war film in the second half of the year. I''ve figured out the name of operation Red Sea."


    Of course, it''s a good movie found by the system father. However, Li Tiezhu only saw the introduction and film flowers, and he can''t afford it now.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu deserves to be red!"


    "Sleeping trough! Serious brother has finally made a military film. He must see it!"


    "Must see!"


    "It''s time to do this. What comedy?"


    "No matter what Li Tiezhu shoots, I''ll chase him."


    "Isn''t there a global concert for this product? Are you tired?"


    "Isn''t he always afraid of hardship? He''s not like those stingy stars now..."


    Finally, everyone dragged their heavy steps and returned to the dormitory with the items they had received. Only Li Tiezhu was alive and kicking. He also asked the monitor if there was a gym in the recruit camp. He looked like he wanted to be dissatisfied, which made the others itch.


    The monitor also seemed to like fitness. After having dinner with six recruits, he went to the gym with Li Tiezhu.


    At the gym, Li Tiezhu finally met other soldiers, and then... Was surrounded to take photos. He had no time to exercise at all.


    No way, there are only two kinds of soldiers in the gym, one is veterans and the other is recruits.


    Some veterans like Li Tiezhu, while most of the recruits are inspired to join the army by Li Tiezhu''s soldier assault.

 Chapter 713

    In view of Li Tiezhu''s popularity in the military camp, the program team has not changed. He cut this paragraph into the positive film. Originally, he just invited two photographers to shoot gags, but it turned into a positive film. Not only that, the program team also interviewed several fanatical soldiers.


    A veteran: "of course, I know Li Tiezhu. I like the song" chasing a dream and a childlike heart ". Three years ago, I saw the things about the rabbit that year and cried. I adored those elders too much! Then I came to be a soldier. The most powerful thing is that I wanted to cry when I heard the charge number... However, the current mode of war has changed too much and the charge number has been cancelled..."


    A recruit: "I watched soldier assault in an Internet cafe. Er, it''s just... Skipping classes in high school and going to an Internet cafe to wrap up nights... It made my blood boil. Anyway, my grades were bad, so I came to be a soldier."


    A female soldier: "Li Tiezhu is so handsome! At first I thought he was a retired soldier... What? Little fresh meat? Eh ~ Liu Yuan? I don''t know."


    Good guy, after interviewing so many people, only Li Tiezhu''s iron powder was picked out to do something.


    Then there is the scene of Li Tiezhu and the monitor''s fitness. Of course, the focus is on Li Tiezhu.


    For example, when Li Tiezhu took off his coat and went to bench press, the program team was shameless and gave Li Tiezhu a close-up directly from the side, including Li Tiezhu''s side face and chest. The audience''s attention will inevitably focus on Li Tiezhu''s dark but muscular chest and the bean soaked with sweat.


    Barrage:


    "Welfare, welfare!"


    "Quick screenshot!"


    "Sisters, what are you doing? Lick!"


    "What a powder! Cough, I mean his lips..."


    "I believe you, poof..."


    "Yes, it''s pink and pretty!"


    "The pine suck son doesn''t give strength, incredibly didn''t make black."


    "I don''t want to be a serious brother. I can''t see it when I take off my clothes."


    "Let go of that barbell and push me ~"


    "Are these women crazy?"


    "We are still reserved."


    "What else can you do without being reserved? Lick the screen?"


    "Sisters, lick casually! Brother, I''m going in. Li Tiezhu makes people feel inferior..."


    I don''t know since when, Li Tiezhu also has a lot of female fans. Moreover, the degree of madness and brain disability is not much worse than those. But the strange thing is that Li Tiezhu''s male fans don''t feel disgusted. The relationship between male fans and female fans is still very harmonious. Maybe it''s because Li Tiezhu is not handsome. Female fans lick male fans crazily and are not jealous. Instead, they use it to laugh at Li Tiezhu.


    After all, being handsome is natural. There is no way. The figure and three outlooks can be shaped. Male fans don''t feel desperate.


    What? You mean talent?


    Come on, wash up and sleep. No one in the whole entertainment circle can compare their talents with Li Tiezhu. When fans, they can only blow and fart.


    After fitness, Li Tiezhu ran another kilometer at night, and then returned to the dormitory to take a bath.


    In fact, this is also their "privilege".


    In the end, they are just recording programs. Li Tiezhu''s training intensity is less than half that of regular recruits.


    No morning exercises, no line exercises, no strange tricks. Therefore, they are not real military training for recruits. Otherwise, they will start class and study after dinner. How can they have so much free time?


    Too much leisure is a problem, especially during the new recruits.


    Du Haibo and Yuan Heng are too busy.


    The recording of the program has long been over. Originally, the program team proposed to let the guest house outside the military camp arrange beds for them. Usually, recording the program is just an action of sleeping and getting up.


    Many programs do operate like this, but this time it''s a military camp. It''s different.


    Li Tiezhu, Liu Yuan and Zhang Yifeng strongly demanded that they live in the military camp to experience life, and try not to let their assistants into the military camp, at least not into the barracks. Therefore, all six people can only live in the military camp.


    So, in the evening, there was nothing to do. Du Haibo and Yuan Heng went to the nearby recruits'' dormitory and didn''t know what to do.


    Then he was caught by the picket


    There are three charges. First, smoking for recruits and organizing people to smoke; 2¡¢ Tell the color story of stars in the military camp; 3¡¢ Seriously disrupted the study of recruits'' internal affairs regulations.


    Two hours later, the two talents were released. They were obviously severely scolded by the first one. It seems that they are still a little unconvinced.


    Fools can see it. Yuan Heng stopped talking. He was originally a prick. Du Haibo is a wonderful flower. He is clearly a soft egg kneeling for Bonzi, but when he has a certain position, he feels that the first one doesn''t respect him, but he counsels and dare not answer back when he is scolded.


    "Shit! If you want me to say, just move out and live. Isn''t that recording the program? There are only a few scenes of getting up and going to bed. We can just take a day and record all of them."


    After Du Haibo came back, he threw the armed belt to the ground.


    The squad leader is showing Li Tiezhu the stones he collected during his training in the Gobi desert this year. He is also a fan of Li Tiezhu. In fact, even the instructor is also a fan of Li Tiezhu. This is normal. The army occasionally watches TV and surf the Internet, but doesn''t like those oily and powdered noodles.


    These two people were caught by the picket, which made me ashamed. If I didn''t say it, I would swear when I came back, and dare to throw the armed belt?


    Squad leader Jin Wu was immediately angry: "pick it up!"


    Du Haibo was a little empty. He glanced at Jin Wu and looked around. He didn''t find the crew. There were only a few fixed cameras in the room and said, "what are you doing? After the program is recorded, what are you doing? Deep well ice!"


    Jin Wu: "pick it up! If you don''t like it, you can''t wear this uniform. If you wear it, you must respect it."


    Du Haibo smiled: "lying in the trough! I really think of myself as a cadre? I don''t take photos without taking a bath. I''m... Sick! My clothes are on me. I especially want to throw them away."


    Yuan Heng also laughed, but he didn''t act too much. He just sat by the bed, took off his shoes and socks and watched the play.


    Liu Yuan and Guo Xiaoxi were a little stunned. Zhang Yifeng, an old man who had gone to bed, was making peace and asked them to take a step back.


    Jin Wu has no way. If he is a real recruit, he has kicked the other party to the ground. If the other party dares to insult his military uniform, his belt has been pulled from the other party''s mouth.


    He saw this thing himself in the new barracks and did it after he took the recruits. Although... It''s forbidden, who can''t help it?


    However, the other party is a star and an artist. He just came to record the program, not the big soldier under his hands.


    So although Jin Wu was angry, he was also scrupulous.


    Jin Wu still looks directly at Du Haibo and suppresses recruits with eyes and momentum, which is the most commonly used way.


    But who is Du Haibo?


    There are no ordinary people who can reach his step. Therefore, the cowardice during military training during the day is played out. This man has played him for ten years and is familiar with it, but when there is no camera, he has another face, rebellious and even arrogant.


    In fact, who is not?


    Zhang Yifeng has been lying down without time. Guo Xiaoxi has also strongly taken back the charger he turned in. Liu Yuan is honest. He is fantasizing about the feeling of touching a real gun tomorrow. He is naive.


    Li Tiezhu soaked his feet in hot water. He was so comfortable that he wanted to go to the bathroom.


    Jin Wu took a deep breath: "pick up the armed belt and put it away according to the rules."


    Du Haibo didn''t want to make trouble. He was just caught by the picket and was annoyed. Therefore, he didn''t plan to make trouble again. Although he despised Jin Wu, this is a military camp after all.


    At this time, Yuan Heng teased: "the monitor''s orders must be obeyed! Du Haibo, don''t treat the monitor as a cadre, or you''ll practice vomiting tomorrow, ha ha."


    Du Haibo blushed immediately, but he didn''t dare to tear his face with Yuan Heng, so he threw his hat on the ground: "of course I listen to the monitor''s order!"


    Then he bent down to pick up the armed belt instead of the hat, and stood at attention with an extremely ironic meaning: "report to the chief! I picked up the armed belt!"


    The head shouted loudly.


    Jin Wu was embarrassed: "and a hat."


    Du Haibo stepped forward: "what?"


    He stepped on his hat.


    Jin Wu gnashed his teeth: "hat!"


    Du Haibo: "the hat fell off. You asked me to pick up the armed belt. As soon as I bent down, ha, the hat fell off."


    Jin Wu: "


    Yuan Heng snickered on one side, Guo Xiaoxi ignored it, and Zhang Yifeng casually rounded two sentences.


    Liu Yuan, the youngest, was nervous: "brother Bo, take a soft coat. After all, we''re here to join the army. Besides, this is a military uniform, which is very sacred..."


    Du Haibo: "holy fart! Isn''t it a hat? I''ve never worn such a cheap hat. It''s said that I''m here to record the program. You can be on our program. Jin Wu, you burn Gao Xiang. You think you can come if you want? Don''t take yourself seriously, otherwise you''ll have to go tomorrow."


    The chief officer scolded the goods miserably. There was no way. His military rank was really high. He counseled and could only endure it. But when he returned to the dormitory, he was angry with the ordinary soldier Jin Wu.


    Li Tiezhu stood up and stood in the basin.


    Du Haibo subconsciously looked at Li Tiezhu: "brother Zhu, why? The water is not hot enough?"


    He didn''t dare to provoke Li Tiezhu. Just now Li Tiezhu stood up and scared him.


    Li Tiezhu said, "BOGO, the military uniform is sacred. Isn''t it appropriate for the hat to fall on the ground?"


    Du Haibo immediately bent down and picked it up and put it on the bed: "it''s just a hat. It''s blowing hard. I also have the military hat of the South stick country. It''s handsome. I bought it! It''s worn by my idol in the army. It''s much better than this."


    Jin Wu glared angrily, and Du Haibo didn''t even bird him.


    Li Tiezhu stepped on the water in the basin and said, "is that the dragon of power you knelt?"


    Du Haibo came forward and said, "why? You like him too?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he doesn''t deserve it."


    Du Haibo: "er... Everyone has different tastes."


    Li Tiezhu came out of the basin.


    Du Haibo: "don''t you wipe your feet?"


    Li Tiezhu picked up the basin and said, "isn''t this a towel without wiping your feet?"


    Du Haibo: "yes! Why send a towel? It''s too stingy! It''s better for the army of the southern bar country..."


    Jin Wu rushed over in anger and wanted to talk.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Bo, can you pour me some foot washing water? You see, I didn''t wipe my feet either."


    Du Haibo''s face suddenly changed. Anyway, he is also an elder, and in front of so many people, is Li Tiezhu crazy? Even if you ask Liu Yuan to pour out the foot wash for you.


    Du Haibo turned his head and said, "Jin Wu, go pour foot washing water for Tiezhu and get a towel to wipe his feet... Ah! Ow..."


    Hua Lala


    A large basin of foot washing water poured directly from Du Haibo''s head and soaked his whole body.


    Du Haibo was stunned and looked at Li Tiezhu in horror and anger.


    Li Tiezhu looked simple and naive. He held up the empty basin, shook on Du Haibo''s head, dropped the last few drops of foot washing water on his head, and then... Grinned:


    "Thank you, BOGO."


    [Ding! Serious value plus 1...]


    Thank you, mom!


    Du Haibo''s heart was roaring and his anger soared into the sky. However, an inexplicable fear calmed him down. Many people have been bullied in this life, and many have been angry, but they are all people whose fame and status are obviously inferior to him. Li Tiezhu doesn''t dare.


    With he Ling''s care, I haven''t been bullied in the circle, at least I haven''t been humiliated face to face. This... Is the first time.


    Therefore, he was completely ignorant.


    Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan are also confused. This is a military camp! Even if it''s not a military camp, you can''t bully Du Haibo like this, can you? He was covered by teacher he.


    Yuan Heng thinks Li Tiezhu is too domineering, while Liu Yuan only thinks brother Zhu is cool. He also hates Du Haibo''s behavior of stepping on his military cap.


    Guo Xiaoxi said, "it''s over! Iron pillar, it''s over..."


    Zhang Yifeng is still an old school person: "this is the real army! The army is a melting pot. The leader is right."


    Jin Wu was the stupidest one. He looked at Li Tiezhu and Du Haibo. He was a little afraid. If he meets an enemy, he is not afraid, but this is not an enemy! Du Haibo is also a well-known artist. He was directly drenched with foot washing water by Li Tiezhu. How did this end?


    The chief sent him to this program because he valued him. He knew that he was polite and restrained, strict and gentle. Now how can he end up making things like this?


    If Du Haibo can''t bear to be humiliated, he will make things big


    Li Tiezhu suddenly moved.


    Du Haibo was about to summon up the courage to scold Li Tiezhu. Seeing Li Tiezhu move, he was so frightened that he quickly covered his face: "what are you doing? What are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t do anything. He just sat by the bed, rubbed his feet on his trouser legs, and then went to bed.


    Du Haibo was so worried that Li Tiezhu would beat him. He heard a lot of legends about Li Tiezhu from teacher he, many of which were beaten by him.


    Li Tiezhu dried his feet, sat cross legged on the bed and said, "brother Bo, I don''t want to pour out foot washing water for me. Just say it. Why sprinkle it all over the ground? Pay attention to public health!"


    You poured it yourself!


    Du Haibo was ashamed and angry, but he didn''t dare to say anything to Li Tiezhu. He was trembling with anger.


    Li Tiezhu: "there is a mop behind the door."


    With that, Li Tiezhu picked up the small box beside the bed, picked out a round black-and-white stone the size of an egg and said to Jin Wu, "monitor, where did you pick it up? Like a panda, there are such stones in the Gobi desert? They look completely different from other stones."


    Jin Wu was still confused and said, "this was not picked up in the Gobi."


    Other people also became strange. Even if Li Tiezhu taught others, he was so calm and light. It was a shame to Du Haibo.


    But what can Du Haibo do?


    Dare you beat Li Tiezhu?


    He can''t fight.


    Du Haibo angrily picked up his cell phone and ran out of the dormitory.


    Jin Wu said nervously, "what should I do? What should I do?"


    Others also looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu touched the stone and said, "what should I do? If you don''t want to record the program, just go away! It''s hard to find a two legged toad and a three legged man? If he goes away, our program directly said that he would go back to host the happy camp." That''s it. I''ll call Luhani or Wang Xiaokai to fill the vacancy. Which is not more famous than him? He can come to the program purely because he is the host of Xiangnan TV. Otherwise, he is not qualified at all. "


    Others looked at each other. Is Li Tiezhu so overbearing? I haven''t heard of it before.


    Liu Yuan said, "brother Bo may just be angry for a moment..."


    Li Tiezhu sneered: "is a man kneeling for Nan Bang still a man?"


    Liu Yuan stopped talking. He also knew about it, so after he joined the army, he didn''t talk to Du Haibo much, but he was also confused.


    Jin Wu patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and said nothing. He is worthy of our idol, cow! I can talk about this for ten years after I return to the special corps!


    Then, he explained: "the stone is pebbles, washed out by water, especially round. You see, the stones next door are blown out by the wind, and the stones corroded by wind and sand are strange and uneven..."


    Li Tiezhu: as like as two peas? We have there. I found a stone almost identical to me when I was little. I remember that only we had such black and white pebbles.


    Jin Wu: "where''s your hometown?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in the mountains."


    Jin Wu: "that''s not right. I own it in Shudu. We also have it there, but few? Anyway, I only picked up this piece in the river..."


    Li Tiezhu: "shouldn''t it be Nanhe?"


    Jin Wu: "how do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "seven years ago?"


    Jin Wu: "six years ago, you know?"


    Li Tiezhu told Zhao Liya and he were pen pals that the panda stone had been thrown away. Jin Wu compared the address and found that it was almost the same. He immediately returned the stone to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu even said thanks.


    What a coincidence that the others began to applaud? It''s like listening to books.


    At this time, Du Haibo came in, looked resentful and handed his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu ignored: "monitor, stone gives me a new album in two months. I''ll send you one at that time."


    Jin Wu: "thank you! Phone..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Du Haibo.


    Du Haibo was full of spirit: "Mr. He!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and took the phone: "Hello, Mr. He! Hello, what? The shooting of mushroom house has started again? In southern Yunnan? Good place, good place! When is the last issue? The end of June... Maybe there is time, not necessarily. It depends on the situation then!"


    At this point, the courtesy is over.


    Mr. He said a lot on the phone. Li Tiezhu listened patiently and didn''t answer. He just uh - huh twice.


    Other people also held their breath and listened carefully to Li Tiezhu''s phone call. It''s a big deal. There was an accident on the first day of military training. What will happen in the next 40 days? Moreover, the other party is Mr. He''s person. This program is a program of Xiangnan satellite TV!


    Jin Wu was even more nervous. He was not afraid of being driven back. He wished that Li Tiezhu would be implicated.


    He is not stupid. He knows that Li Tiezhu deliberately gives him vent to his scruples.


    After a long time, Li Tiezhu said: "The little frog still wants to eat, but I don''t know what the schedule is. I''m in the military camp now, you know. As for Du Haibo... I did it on purpose, of course, on purpose. What advice does Mr. He have? It doesn''t matter. You''re an elder. Just say... Uh, uh... Oh... I''m sorry, you didn''t convince me. I don''t care if I did it right or not, I just want to do it . ha ha, is Xiangnan Taiwan going to block me? Right? Everyone is an adult! Unhappy, he can leave, or I can go? Ha ha... Crayfish is not in season? No, it''s your treat. Let''s talk again... Come to Kyoto and I''ll treat you to roast duck. OK, bye! "


    If he Ling was still a mountain in front of Li Tiezhu three years ago, now he is on an equal footing, even if he has been on the road for nearly 30 years.


    With that, Li Tiezhu handed the phone to Du Haibo: "let you answer."


    Then he said to Jin Wu, "when will you retire? Come to me. I have retired soldiers of the American devils and Marines. You can compete at that time..."


    Over there, Du Haibo''s bossy appearance suddenly disappeared, nodded and bowed in a humble voice: "I''m sorry, ah... Yes... I know, I am, Mr. He. Don''t be angry, i... he, right, right..."


    As he spoke, Du Haibo escaped from the dormitory, which was really embarrassing.


    However, more humiliating still lies ahead.


    Hiding in the stairwell, Du Haibo listened to a reprimand on the phone. At first he retorted, but later he was speechless.


    "Did you get shit in your fucking head? Li Tiezhu? Don''t fight back. If you think I can''t cover you, you can set up your own house or change your court, I don''t care. Shit! Everyone with a little normal mind knows that Li Tie can''t mess with you, can''t mess with you! You''re good... Am I spoiling you too much in peacetime? I think about your benefits in everything? Ah? What''s his situation now? You Don''t you know? Don''t pull any military hats for me. Can military uniforms be blasphemous? If you are really a recruit, you will be killed. I tell you, Li Tiezhu has given me face by doing this to you. Do you know what happened in Xiao town? Didn''t you tell you? You can do it yourself. If you can''t do it well, don''t come back... "


    Du Haibo trembled. This was the most cruel and cruel teacher he had done to him in the past ten years. Even if he scolded him, he would try to help him, but this time


    Is Li Tiezhu really so terrible?


    He doesn''t believe it.


    But he dared not gamble.


    Mr. He said that he has an "invincible golden body" and that he is a future superstar determined by the top. What''s this? What''s the matter of the entertainment industry related to the top? Can it be determined by the top?


    What can we do?


    He smoked two cigarettes at the entrance of the stairs and burned his hands. Du Haibo had to return to the dormitory, took out a mop from behind the door and began to mop the foot washing water on the ground.


    Yes, even if Jin Wu and Liu Yuan wanted to clean up before, they were stopped by Li Tiezhu.


    Just wait for Du Haibo to come back.


    Du Haibo dragged clean the water on the ground, put back Li Tiezhu''s foot basin, and came to Li Tiezhu with an embarrassed expression: "I''m sorry, Li Tiezhu, I''m wrong about this."


    Li Tiezhu is playing Liuzi chess with Jin Wu. I don''t know if there are any memories of children in Sichuan.


    Li Tiezhu lost miserably and insisted: "you can''t tell me."


    The reason why he didn''t accept it was because Li Tiezhu knew that the goods were not apologizing to him at all, but under the pressure of he Ling. Speaking of it, it can be regarded as Li Tiezhu''s bullying, but... If this kind of goods bully once, Li Tiezhu has no integrity.


    Du Haibo looked at Jin Wu again and said, "I''m sorry, monitor! I shouldn''t throw my military uniform around."


    Jin Wu said with a smile, "it''s okay! Just know your mistakes. Go take a bath and change your clothes. Don''t catch a cold. You''re artists and stars, but since you''re here, you should keep your awe, right? Well, it''s not important to do something wrong. Just correct it! Come on!"


    It makes sense for the army to send him as monitor. It''s really... Warm.


    "Thank you!"


    Du Haibo turned to take a bath. Now he is still full of foot washing water.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Jin Wu. He was really dignified. If he was hard, he would be hard, and if he was soft, he would be soft. I admire him very much.


    (sorry, everyone, I said in the group that there were 4000 words in one watch tonight, but the result was still 6500 words. Ha ha! I let you spend more money again! That means I''m still diligent... In order to reduce updates and gather enough 3000 subscriptions, I''m also drunk. I hope you don''t get upset. 2996 has been subscribed. Just these two days, I''ll start the third watch after I get the boutique medal!!!)

 Chapter 714

    The bath should be in the public bathroom of the barracks, but Du Haibo didn''t go there. Instead, he walked directly outside the barracks in wet clothes and said a wonderful word to the program team and assistant:


    "I won''t use that bathing thing. It''s wet. I''m going to the guest house. I want to live in the guest house. The camp bed is too small."


    Then he pulled off the wheat pinned to his body and threw it to the program group.


    Although it is a program jointly produced with CCTV military channel, CCTV is only nominal. The program team is from Xiangnan station. No one dare not give him face, including director and producer.


    "Ah! Brother Bo, you should be careful. What if you catch a cold? People are still waiting for you to record the program. Put this on... What''s the matter with your program team? What the fuck!"


    The assistant was so distressed that he quickly put on a blanket and asked the program team to drive him to the guest house outside to take a bath.


    The night of early spring is still very cold, but Du Haibo is fat enough and is not afraid.


    Du Haibo was embarrassed to say that he was drenched with foot washing water. He was even more embarrassed to let others know that he was "bullied" by Li Tiezhu. He also apologized. Face and self-esteem are not allowed, but the apology belongs to the apology. He is still very unhappy. He can''t overcome this barrier at all. He has always bullied others, and no one can bully him.


    The mind was hurt by 10000 tons.


    The program director, producer and several cameramen guarding the computer knew what really happened, but they didn''t say anything and pretended not to know. In addition, the pictures taken by the fixed stand in the dormitory were deleted as soon as possible, all of them were deleted, then formatted, and the hard disk was taken away by the producer.


    This paragraph must not flow out.


    I''m not afraid of affecting Li Tiezhu''s image. If it is spread out, Li Tiezhu will only be praised crazily rather than scolded. They don''t want to offend Du Haibo. There is someone behind the goods. It''s OK to worship Jiyong. It''s not OK to step on military hats. It can make the goods lose their reputation immediately.


    The director whispered to the producer, "is the hard disk destroyed? Even if it is formatted, it can be recovered by technical means."


    The producer shook his head: "see if he cares if we want it. If so, restore the data, copy it and give it to him. If not, keep the hard disk. I don''t know if we will offend him one day, right?"


    Director: "hehe... You are thoughtful. Wonderful!"


    There are many problems in southern Hunan and Taiwan, and the internal infighting is as exciting as Temo palace fighting drama. Although they are directors and producers, their status is really not high, and they are often bullied.


    In the dormitory, the atmosphere is still a little subtle.


    Monitor Jin Wu said, "Du Haibo didn''t bring toiletries. Let me have a look."


    Yuan Heng brushed his cell phone and said, "he won''t come back tonight."


    Jin Wu: "what do you mean?"


    Yuan Heng: "my assistant said. He was sent away by the assistant. He said he was going to stay in the hostel and asked me if I would go."


    Guo Xiaoxi smiled: "ha ha... My assistant also asked me if the bathroom was broken, ha ha!"


    Zhang Yifeng in the upper berth has started snoring. The sleep quality of the elderly is very good. It is estimated that he is tired.


    In fact, it''s still early. It''s only 8:30 p.m. and it''s 10 o''clock when the lights go out in the barracks.


    Liu Yuan asked Jin Wu, "monitor, is it all right if brother Bo doesn''t live in the barracks?"


    Jin Wu said, "as the leader said, you are not real recruits. In addition to strict requirements when recording programs, don''t care too much about you at other times. You can''t live in the barracks. Only I have to live in the barracks."


    Liu Yuan asked Li Tiezhu again, "brother Zhu, is there really no problem? It''s stiff on the first day of enlistment. What should I do in the future?"


    To be exact, I was enlisted for half a day and didn''t even record a third of the first program.


    Li Tiezhu played with panda stone: "can you bear him stepping on his hat?"


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu can''t bear it, and the system can''t bear it. Just now, the "mind injury system" directly lit the red light.


    Liu Yuan shook his head: "Hey! The atmosphere was good..."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "silly boy, how can the atmosphere be good? Don''t you see that he doesn''t talk to teacher Zhang Yifeng on his way to me? He''s very arrogant."


    Liu Yuan: "yes?"


    Guo Xiaoxi added, "whatever, I''m here to record the program."


    Liu Yuan: "I''m here to join the army. I''m going to shoot targets with live ammunition tomorrow. I can''t sleep when I think about it. Brother Zhu, have you touched a real gun?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "I touched it. I hit targets during military training. Later, I went to the United States, played with those bodyguards in the gun club, and tried several guns. That''s it."


    Liu Yuan was full of envy. He immediately forgot about brother Bo. He changed his pillow to Li Tiezhu and chatted with him happily.


    At ten o''clock, the light went out.


    The program team also withdrew from the guest house. They can''t stay in the military camp all the time.


    In the guest house, Du Haibo chews the stewed pig''s feet, finds the producer and wants to leave the hard disk.


    The producer gave it directly without any prevarication, then closed the door, watched the video clip copied to the USB flash disk on the computer, then formatted the USB flash disk and put it in a bag. This USB flash disk will not be used again in the future... Right?


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    Early the next morning, the wake-up call sounded.


    Li Tiezhu turned over and got up.


    Jin Wu was well dressed. He picked up his toiletries, went to the door and returned.


    Li Tiezhu dressed again and asked, "monitor, do you want to wake them up?"


    Jin Wu shook his head: "I forgot myself. We''ll start later today. Now we''ll wait for other real recruits to wash and exercise. We''ll go again at nine."


    Li Tiezhu: "why is it so late?"


    Jin Wu: "the chief said that in order not to let the recruits disturb you."


    Although Li Tiezhu was stupid, he was not stupid: "didn''t your chief say that? Did he say the opposite?"


    I''m afraid these loose and free recruits will affect the real recruits.


    Jin Wu smiled awkwardly and put down his toiletries.


    The first time I didn''t get up, I went to wash, and I didn''t have to do exercises. Jin Wu was not used to it.


    In fact, he was the most outstanding in the army among the new recruits'' squad leader and, so he was asked to bring these artists. At first, he was very happy because he liked Li Tiezhu very much, but now he regretted that he was the most boring one.


    Footsteps and noise came from outside, as well as the whispers of the new squad leaders.


    After Li Tiezhu dressed up, Jin Wu sorted out his collar and armed belt. Then, they sat on their horses and had nothing to say.


    Li Tiezhu was also a little disappointed. He thought he would live with the new recruits and enjoy the whole training.


    Real recruits have to train for at least three weeks before they can touch guns, and they hit the target with live ammunition the next day, which is very unscientific.


    After waiting for a few minutes, the recruits were taken away singing songs. Jin Wu and Li Tiezhu washed and ran downstairs.


    They chose a place far away from the recruits to run and exercise. During this period, they were also questioned by the chief. The chief looked at Li Tiezhu a little inexplicable, as if to say, you big star, sleep well until noon to record the program, isn''t it good? I have to disturb my soldier training.


    Indeed, the recruits close to Li Tiezhu had found him and seemed a little restless. However, he was soon subdued by a group of 100m frog jump training.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu understood and went to the gym for training with the monitor. At this time, there was no one in the gym.


    I really can''t train with the recruits. Their star Aura will seriously interfere with the soldiers'' training concentration. Moreover, the old, weak, sick and disabled in my class can''t support this intensity of training.


    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu returned to the dormitory. The four were still sleeping.


    Jin Wu began to habitually tidy up his internal affairs, sweeping the floor, folding quilts, cups and toothbrushes in a straight line


    Li Tiezhu also sprinkled a little water on the quilt and folded it into square tofu pieces.


    Jin Wu said with a smile, "you really can."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve practiced specially. When I play soldier assault, Xu Sanduo often depends on the long face of the interior, and there are many scenes of folding quilts. This must be folded by himself."


    Jin Wu: "are these military actions true? I''ve seen them several times."


    Li Tiezhu: "except fighting, they are all fake. Many of them are learned on the spot. They forget after learning."


    At this time, others woke up again and again.


    Jin Wu went to communicate with everyone, and then let Li Tiezhu lie back. He came to ask everyone to get up and dress together, because the director said yesterday that this lens is necessary.


    After getting up, the program group also came in.


    Du Haibo followed in, so... Everyone lay back and got up again. Just now Jin Wu forgot that a soldier was not in.


    While everyone was washing, Jin Wu folded the quilt for everyone, and Li Tiezhu also helped.


    Du Haibo had a black face and ignored everyone.


    After that, everyone went to the canteen for dinner. At this time, all the recruits ate up and went on training.


    Barrage:


    "The quilts of the monitor and Li Tiezhu are folded, and the others get up?"


    "Help lens..."


    "Where''s the wake-up number?"


    "Forget it, you can''t ask too much. It''s already very good."


    "It should be to stagger with the real recruits."


    "Maybe it''s just that I can''t get up."


    After breakfast, Jin Wu took six recruits to line up to get guns. With them, there were several teams of recruits who also went to live ammunition shooting. There was no way to open a small stove in this link.


    However, these teams of recruits are obviously the best selected, with strict discipline and prohibitions. There is no change because there are stars next to them.


    Liu Yuan and others who got the gun were very happy. Even Du Haibo, who had a black face before, laughed.


    Later, when I was interviewed, I was asked how it felt to get the gun.


    Liu Yuan said, "I feel everyone is honest. What you say is what you say. Anyway, as long as you have a gun. It''s much happier than yesterday. Everyone is."


    What he said was honest, alluding to Du Haibo and Yuan Heng. Because of the foot wash incident last night, they really have a more correct attitude today.


    When he arrived at the training ground, Du Haibo was the most honest and not as impatient as yesterday. Yuan Heng was honest for a while and began to explode again. Because of him, everyone was given a ticket and held a gun for one minute. He looked unconvinced. It was too obvious.


    Then, the instructor was really angry: "are you very dismissive? Yes, don''t show it to me."


    Yuan Heng looked disdainful and sarcastic: "no performance."


    Contradictions intensified again.

 Chapter 715

    Yuan Heng''s attitude and tone of voice are obviously unconvinced and disdainful. Everyone can hear it, and the instructor can''t bear it.


    For a moment, the atmosphere became tense.


    Zhang Yifeng, Liu Yuan and Guo Xiaoxi stood straight, but they couldn''t help but look at Yuan Heng who was leading the way with the instructor with Yu Guang.


    Du Haibo glanced at Li Tiezhu and was stared back by Li Tiezhu.


    Du Haibo''s eyes: aren''t you great? Don''t you like to mind your own business? Yuan Heng fried and stabbed you. Why don''t you stand out? Trained to move? Not as good as Yuan Heng.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes: kill your dog!


    Du Haibo was still angry, but he didn''t dare to look at Li Tiezhu again. He got a virtual horse.


    The instructor stood in front of Yuan Heng and stared at him: "didn''t you show it? I think you disdain it."


    Yuan Heng stuck his neck: "no, you''re wrong."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help smiling. This guy also owes. However, he is different from Du Haibo. Real recruits are always like him, but they are usually obedient and easy to be appreciated later. But Du Haibo is different. Just by stepping on his hat, he has to be excluded from retirement.


    Completely different in nature.


    The program also recorded the confrontation between the instructor and Yuan Heng, which was skipped by an interview. In fact, a lot of things happened here.


    The instructor said, "I read wrong and heard wrong. Is your tone not obvious enough?"


    Yuan Heng said, "it''s not obvious."


    Instructor: "Du Haibo, is his tone obvious?"


    Du Haibo: "not obvious."


    Instructor: "Zhang Yifeng, is it obvious?"


    Zhang Yifeng: "report! To tell the truth, it''s obvious that he''s unconvinced."


    Instructor: "did you hear that? Others also heard it."


    Yuan Heng: "he was old and heard wrong. Du Haibo was close to me. He heard right."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "poof ~"


    Instructor: "Zhang Yifeng, Liu Yuan and Li Tiezhu rest in place. Yuan Heng, Du Haibo and Guo Xiaoxi, get ready for push ups!"


    Yuan Heng showed an unhappy expression. After looking at the director group, they could only lie down and do push ups.


    "How many?"


    "Eight."


    "OK."


    "One two three four five six seven eight, two two two three four..."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Do it!"


    "Isn''t it eight?"


    "Sorry, as soon as you speak, I forget where to count. Then start from the beginning, one, two, three, four..."


    Several minutes later, the three talents got up trembling. Guo Xiaoxi thought he was unlucky, but the other two were even more angry.


    After the instructor confirmed the rest, Yuan Heng stared at the instructor angrily.


    Du Haibo arched the fire and said, "isn''t this playing with us? Brother Heng, he deliberately finds fault with you."


    Yuan Heng got up and went to the program group: "I don''t want to record."


    Du Haibo beamed with joy: "let''s change the instructor. Let''s go and put pressure on the director group."


    Li Tiezhu stood up.


    Du Haibo was so frightened that he sat on the ground. Yuan Heng also shivered: "Why are you?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "nothing. I just think this instructor is very good."


    Yuan Heng: "


    Then he also sat down to rest and gave up the idea of making trouble.


    Li Tiezhu is good at persuading people with physics.


    Later, in an interview with the program group, Yuan Heng also looked unhappy: "he has been targeting me. I don''t know why!"


    Then he said, "why should I be convinced? Of course not! To tell the truth, it''s very uncomfortable."


    Instructor Xie Tian said in an interview: "he is a wild horse that has not been tamed. Let him adapt to the military character. Don''t talk to me about recording programs. Here is my soldier, and there is no room for bargaining."


    Finally, Li Tiezhu: "contradict the instructor? It''s no big deal, because he will pay the price. Personally, I think soldiers should obey unconditionally. Of course, I don''t do well myself and often do stupid things."


    Then there was the training of gun holding posture and shooting posture. Yuan Heng, as always, made all kinds of explosive stabs from time to time, and found out all kinds of high sounding reasons. The instructor had no way. He could only reason when recording the program.


    But in just half an hour, Yuan Heng blew up more than a dozen times. No one can stand it.


    Then, the instructor''s voice was hoarse.


    To tell you the truth, Li Tiezhu is a little hairy. After a good training, it was very uncomfortable to be torn apart by him.


    The training in the afternoon is finally over. We can go to live shooting tomorrow. Everyone is very happy. At least we are very happy and queue up to eat in the canteen.


    Du Haibo and Yuan Heng gathered together and muttered, "the instructor''s voice is hoarse, ha ha..."


    Yuan Heng: "awesome? If I say one word, he will say ten words of truth. Continue tomorrow and make him dumb directly. Hey!"


    Du Haibo: "high! It''s really high."


    Yuan Heng: "you jump once in a while. Don''t talk to me alone. We need more flowers!"


    Du Haibo counselled: "I don''t have your eloquence. You are eloquent and smart."


    At dinner, the monitor reasoned with Yuan Heng that he should not contradict the instructor like that. Many problems should be accepted with an open mind.


    In the absence of the instructor, Yuan Heng didn''t buy it. As soon as the plate was pushed, he didn''t eat any food, so he didn''t eat two bites.


    Monitor: "what''s the matter? Say you''re unhappy?"


    Du Haibo said secretly, how powerful! Can you still go on a hunger strike? You''re absolutely right. I''m starving. I can''t eat enough. Let the assistant buy two more pig feet and some beer in the evening.


    Yuan Heng said, "my stomach is uncomfortable and hurts."


    The monitor thought he was angry and didn''t care, but later Yuan Heng covered his stomach and turned pale.


    "What''s the matter? Does it hurt?"


    Yuan Heng: "it should be enteritis again."


    The monitor dropped his chopsticks and said, "I''ll take you to the infirmary."


    Yuan Heng couldn''t bear it and said, "no, you have dinner first."


    As soon as Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth, he set up Yuan Heng and left: "let''s have dinner, monitor. I''ll take him."


    They found the medical office, took the medicine, thanked the military doctor and were about to leave. They saw a soldier on a bed giving fluids. It was none other than Xie Tian, the instructor who trained them to death this afternoon.


    Yuan Heng was stunned.


    Li Tiezhu went up and asked, "instructor, what''s the matter with you? Are you too tired to play?"


    This guy''s out of his mind again.


    The instructor said hoarsely, "get out!"


    Li Tiezhu sat down beside the bed: "are you sick?"


    "Ah! My hand..."


    Originally, Li Tiezhu sat down in the instructor''s hand.


    "Sorry, sorry!"


    "Your ass is so hard? Is it much healthier? I haven''t touched it so hard!"


    "Do you still like touching other people''s buttocks? Yes, roar! I haven''t gone to fitness tonight. Instructor, do you like fitness? Together!"


    "Go away. I''m sick. I don''t have any special fitness."


    "What? Instructor, are you sick?"


    "You are so sick."


    "I''m not ill. You just said you were ill."


    Yuan Hengpu laughed, rubbed his nose, and looked at the instructor with a bad look: "you have... A cold?"


    Instructor: "I have a high fever, my tonsils are inflamed, and I am so angry that my voice is smoking."


    Yuan Heng was even more embarrassed and took out a box of Medicine: "well... Instructor, I''ll invite you to take medicine."


    Instructor: "


    Yuan Heng: "you can also eat anti-inflammatory? You shouldn''t die."


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, he can''t die. However, he came to take some drops. He should also take the medicine. Anyway, the medicine of the army doesn''t cost money."


    Yuan Heng: "don''t spend money, or you will be ill?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not as weak as you."


    Yuan Heng: "


    The instructor raised his hand tremblingly: "roll!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, you lose two more bottles. You don''t spend money anyway."


    Yuan Heng wanted to say something, but in the end he couldn''t save face, said a good rest and left.


    Out of the door, Yuan Heng said, "the instructor won''t have a fever long ago. Are we struggling when we train during the day?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t know. You may be angry."


    Yuan Heng: "do you think I''m very annoying?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Yuan Heng: "can''t you be more euphemistic?"


    Li Tiezhu: "then ask again."


    "Do you think I''m very upset?"


    "It''s so fucking annoying! I didn''t touch enough guns, and I didn''t do the last gun crossing obstacles. You didn''t make it?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Yuan Heng won''t be angry with Li Tiezhu. Although he doesn''t have much contact, he naturally likes Li Tiezhu because Li Tiezhu killed Hua Tianyu.


    After returning to the dormitory, Li Tiezhu rubbed Yuan Heng''s stomach. Enteritis can relieve pain through massage.


    At first, Yuan Heng was very embarrassed.


    After a while, the others came back after dinner. The monitor handed Yuan Heng a packaged vegetarian dumpling:


    "Vegetarian. It''s a little cold. It''s no problem. When you feel hungry, soak it in boiling water and eat it when it''s soft."


    Yuan Heng: "thank you..."


    The monitor took out a small plastic box the size of an egg: "chili dip plate, you Jiangxia people, you should eat some spicy. But you don''t feel well in your stomach, don''t dip too much chili."


    Yuan Heng: "thank you."


    Suddenly, Yuan Heng felt ashamed. Of course, it was just a flash.


    Du Haibo stealthily touched the monitor and Li Tiezhu when they left, and whispered, "I told the program team to let them change the monitor and instructor. They are a little hesitant. Let''s do something tomorrow. It''s estimated that it''s almost the same."


    Yuan Heng: "how?"


    Du Haibo: "I''ll vomit again. How about you quarrel with the instructor?"


    "You can vomit if you want?"


    "Just drink plenty of water. It''s easy to vomit when you drink too much water. An actor taught me. That''s how acting really vomits."


    "Er... Are you really special..."


    "Really smart, isn''t it? When you get rid of the instructor, try Li Tiezhu again. He''s hard to do."


    Du Haibo gnashed his teeth.


    Yuan Heng said: "I... I think, think..."


    Du Haibo added, "when I went out to stay at night, my assistant bought a lot of food and beer."


    Yuan Heng: "No. I don''t feel well, so I live in the dormitory."


    Before long, the monitor came in with a landline phone. After recruits joined the army, they had to call their families to report safety. Of course, this is just a program link. In fact, everyone can get their mobile phones back at night. It is impossible to really isolate these artists from the world.


    Li Tiezhu was the first to call. He asked, "who''s calling?"


    Monitor: "home phone."


    "My father? Or bamboo?"


    Zhang Yifeng asked: "it depends on who you think is more important."


    Everyone else laughed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "then I''d better call songzhu''er and record the program. My father doesn''t talk reliable like me. It''s easy to have a program accident to call my father."


    Liu Yuan: "brother, why do you think sister Zhu Er is reliable? Hehe..."


    Everyone laughed, and the monitor clapped his thigh with laughter.


    Li Tiezhu was speechless, but he could only dial it out. No one answered it for a long time. He smiled awkwardly: "maybe it''s jumping again."


    Everyone laughed, but the phone was connected.


    Song Zhuer''s voice: "luofeiyan, grass mud horse! I know it''s you, slightly ~ Grass Mud Horse!"


    For a moment, the people in the room were stupid. Is this a clever pine bamboo?


    Li Tiezhu roared, "shut up! It''s me."

 Chapter 716

    Everyone was surprised again. Is Li Tiezhu such a loser? Directly scold songzhuer? That girl is unusual. Aren''t you angry? I''m afraid I won''t let you go to bed. I''ve been kneeling durian until I''m ripe.


    Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng think that if Li Tiezhu is still too young, we will not make such low-level mistakes. Such people... Have no wisdom.


    Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan only think Tiezhu is so handsome. If only I could be so natural and unrestrained.


    Du Haibo smiled coldly, fool. Don''t you know women want to coax?


    The monitor was startled. After all, he had never been in love, so he had no right to speak and could only stop talking.


    Who knows, in the opposite phone, song Zhuer was not angry, but also surprised: "yeah? Why did the host call me with a strange number? Did the mobile phone drop? I thought it was Luo Feiyan''s fool who retaliated against me, alas, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu died on the spot, master, your sister! It''s usually cold and doesn''t call the owner much. In fact, songzhuer seldom calls Li Tiezhu that way. Who knows what wind he smokes today.


    This section can''t be broadcast!


    Master???


    Everyone showed a strange look and forgot to laugh. Artists all know the relationship between songzhuer and luofeiyan. It''s nothing. Not long ago, when Li Tiezhu won the title of 10 billion film emperor, tietouwa once again @ luofeiyan and scolded the classic three character classic.


    But what is the master? Are young people playing so wild now? I envy... How vulgar!


    Even the monitor Jin Wu stared. What''s the situation? The baby doesn''t understand.


    Du Haibo is staring at the dog. Can he still play like this?


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "don''t talk nonsense. Record the program. The phone is hands-free, and then talk nonsense and kill you..."


    Matsushita: "ah! That''s what you heard?"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"


    "Hey, hey, hey... Hello, brothers and uncles. I''m songzhuer."


    "Er..."


    Matsushita: "it didn''t count this time just now. I hung up and you called again."


    Beep ¡«


    Li Tiezhu: "


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    The crowd burst into laughter and kept teasing Li Tiezhu.


    "Yes! 666!"


    "How?"


    "Teach me, I''m almost tracheitis..."


    "Li Tiezhu is so awesome!"


    "Master, tut tut......"


    Li Tiezhu blushed and lost his face! Who makes his daughter-in-law a fool.


    Yuan Heng''s stomach laughed again and hurt. He also asked stoically, "iron pillar, do you have such a high position at home? It''s unscientific!"


    Li Tiezhu''s nonsense: "if you don''t obey, you''ll be good if you have more opportunities."


    Yuan Heng was thoughtful.


    Jin Wu looked at everyone blankly.


    Anyway, this section can''t be broadcast. Everyone is open-minded and funny, and the scale is slightly larger.


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly and continued to dial the phone: "laugh, laugh. Zhu Er is a little psycho. Don''t take it seriously."


    Don''t take it seriously?


    This is absolutely true! Songzhuer didn''t know it was hands-free. He was absolutely telling the truth.


    And that lengba, everyone in the circle knows.


    Li Tiezhu motioned to everyone to be quiet and record it again. Don''t have any problems.


    The telephone rang for a long time before it was picked up.


    Songzhuer''s voice was as gentle as water: "Hello! Who can I find?"


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "er..."


    Other people suddenly burst into laughter. Even the monitor Jin Wu laughed. Only Du Haibo''s smile was slightly far fetched, but he was not given a close-up.


    Li Tiezhu: "I am..."


    Matsushita: "don''t buy insurance, don''t manage money, don''t know Qin Shihuang, thank you. Bye."


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up, it''s me."


    "Ah! It''s iron pillar. How could you call me with a strange number? I thought it was a fraud call! It scared people''s hearts..."


    "Well... This is the phone number of the barracks dormitory. Are you okay?"


    "I''m fine. I just miss you a little. Are you tired from training? Didn''t you make trouble? Don''t beat the instructor..."


    "No."


    "Then you''ll be fine. Our mother and daughter are waiting for you to come back."


    "Do I have a baby?"


    Li Tiezhu was confused. Did he forget something because his intelligence value was too low?


    "Call dad."


    "Meow ~"


    "Er, it''s Xiao Jiu... Bye!"


    After a brief chat, Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it. The girl''s acting skills were too poor, so she resolutely hung up the phone.


    Startled, I thought it was green. It turned out that lengba was going to shoot and sent pangjiu back to Kyoto. If you change an individual artist, the agent sends him to the army to record the program, and you don''t know clearly with the artist''s wife, then... It''s also very likely, huh?


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu doesn''t have this worry. Songzhuer seems to prefer women


    Pop pop


    Everyone in the house applauded and worshipped. This woman is amazing.


    Jin Wu also laughed. In fact, he loved to laugh. Who knows how he held back when Li Tiezhu introduced himself yesterday.


    Du Haibo couldn''t help admiring.


    The previous paragraph was cut off, but this paragraph is still kept, because Li Tiezhu has the largest popularity and traffic, so it is natural to give him enough play in the telephone link.


    Then, the barrage is hi:


    "Iron head baby will laugh to death! God doesn''t know Qin Shihuang..."


    "I, Qin Shihuang, make money."


    "We want to see if we beat the instructor. We''re afraid Li Tiezhu won''t dare."


    "Good guy! Almost green."


    "Tie Zhu''s face is white with fear. Ha ha..."


    "Full marks for songzhuer''s variety sense."


    "Is it the kitten in super good voice?"


    "That''s it. It''s called Xiao Jiu, poof..."


    "The people around Li Tiezhu are unspeakable..."


    "I can''t imagine what would happen if Li Tiezhu really had children."


    When lengba saw this program in the crew, she couldn''t help thinking. Her face turned red and she went into battle and sent a barrage:


    "The little iron pillar will be lovely, whew ~"


    After the artists called, they threatened and lured the monitor to call their girlfriend. The monitor blushed and said that he had no girlfriend. They didn''t believe it and began to search. It was only more than a day. Everyone was familiar. After all, the monitor was a little warm.


    Li Tiezhu found another way and found a picture of his girlfriend in the monitor''s backpack.


    No way, Jin Wu had to make a phone call. It was sweet and greasy. Everyone regretted it.


    "Hang up, bye."


    "Wait a minute, you must get Li Tiezhu''s autograph!"


    "OK, no problem."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll sing to you when you get married."


    Jin Wu''s girlfriend is very happy.


    After hanging up, the monitor thanked Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m not kidding you. When you get married, you must inform me in advance. I''m sure to arrive. If you''re busy, you can''t squeeze out a day or two? Right? Shall we all go then?"


    Liu Yuan: "good!"


    Yuan Heng: "go to the bridal chamber! I''m good at this. It''s regarded as revenge."


    Zhang Yifeng: "it depends on the monitor''s performance. If the old man can walk out of the barracks alive, I''ll have a wedding drink."


    Li Tiezhu: "it doesn''t matter. We''ll take you if you''re disabled."


    Zhang Yifeng: "you..."


    Guo Xiaoxi said, "I think we can. Even if we can''t get the red envelope? We are comrades in arms. By the way, Du Haibo can preside over the wedding."


    Du Haibo: "I, i... it depends on the situation, ha ha..."


    From the beginning to now, the monitor has been very popular, even surpassing some artists, because he is really warm and handsome. Well, if he is not handsome, just pure warmth, the barrage will not always cue him.


    Anyway, monitor Jin Wu really made a small fire in this program and won many girls'' fans. Women fans think he is the legendary soldier brother, and men fans replace him into the monitor of history and today.


    After recording the phone call, others went to wash one after another, while Du Haibo staggered downstairs and prepared to go back to the guest house.


    However, it was not long before he returned to the dormitory.


    Because he was told to have an emergency gathering tonight, the time is uncertain, but it will be in the first midnight. In addition, the program team asked him to keep it confidential and not let other artists know, so as to make a sense of reality.


    Therefore, Du Haibo must return to the guest house after the emergency assembly.


    He''s a little upset. He urgently gathers your sister?


    But soon he was happy. He was the only one who knew about it. It is said that he didn''t even know about the monitor. So... I''ll show you tonight and compare Li Tiezhu. Isn''t it an emergency assembly? Ah! I don''t sleep, don''t take off my clothes, see who can be faster than me!


    No, not enough... Find a chance to hide Li Tiezhu''s shoes. At that time, Hei hei


    The artists came back from washing and asked Du Haibo why he didn''t go. He lied that his legs were soft and didn''t want to walk. He just wanted to lie down. Then he climbed to bed: "dear comrades, I''m asleep."


    We don''t doubt him, because everyone''s legs hurt.


    After turning off the lights, everyone didn''t play mobile phones anymore, which surprised Jin Wu.


    Because Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan are too restrained, they only return some important information after taking back their mobile phones in the evening. They basically don''t have to call and brush for fun. Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng, two former quasi soldiers, also consciously abide by it. Yuan Heng bumped into the instructor of the hanging needle and the monitor''s care for him today, which changed his mentality and didn''t play with his mobile phone, while Du Haibo was thinking about how to operate Li Tiezhu.


    Soon, everyone fell asleep because they were too tired.


    Du Haibo waited for a long time, crept out of bed, quietly picked up one of Li Tiezhu''s shoes and hid it in his clothes. Then he went out of the dormitory and pretended to go to the bathroom. He stuffed Li Tiezhu''s shoes under the washstand and smoked another cigarette. Then he slowly returned to the dormitory to take a nap.


    At half past eleven, a sharp whistle sounded.


    "Assemble urgently! Get up! Hurry..."


    Jin Wu was the first to jump out of bed. He dressed and woke everyone up.


    Li Tiezhu got up the second time. The first thing he did when he got out of bed was... Put on his shoes, put on his pants, took his clothes, armed belt and hat, and ran out. The speed was fast. He ran to the downstairs of the dormitory before he began to tie his shoes and wear clothes slowly.


    "Hum! Fight me, fool!"


    Li Tiezhu was always alert when he slept. When Du Haibo hid his shoes, he woke up, but he didn''t stop it, because


    He and Du Haibo wear shoes of the same size. Du Haibo is a little shorter than him, but because they are fat, they have the same shoe size.


    After the emergency call sounded, Li Tiezhu put on Du Haibo''s shoes and ran.


    Soon, others put on their clothes and ran to the assembly place under the guidance of Jin Wu.


    At this time, Du Haibo, who was in uniform, was scratching his head in the dormitory: "where are my shoes? Why is there only one? Which bastard hid my shoes? Eh? No... sleeping slot..."

 Chapter 717

    When the monitor Jin Wu came up again to urge, he found Du Haibo by the washstand in the public bathroom, bowing his mellow body and wearing shoes.


    "What are you doing? Du Haibo, hurry up. You''re a few minutes late."


    "I, i... brush my shoes."


    "When is it? Do you still brush your shoes?"


    "Oh, here it is."


    Du Haibo put on Li Tiezhu''s shoes, followed Jin Wu and ran downstairs to the gathering place.


    He didn''t dare to say anything at all, because when he hid Li Tiezhu''s shoes, the fixed camera in the dormitory could take pictures. Once it was turned on, a little check showed that he hid Li Tiezhu''s shoes.


    So now Du Haibo is mute and eats Coptis chinensis.


    He''s got a fake one now. I just hope Li Tiezhu is in a panic when he just wears his shoes. Don''t know I''ve hidden his shoes


    But what the audience saw was different. They only saw Du Haibo wriggling down from the bed like a fat pig worm and taking the quilt on the bed to the ground. At this time, Li Tiezhu had hurried out of the dormitory.


    Then, like a big meat ball, Du Haibo rolled around on the ground looking for shoes. One of them was so stupid that he was still slow, while others had left the dormitory.


    Finally, monitor Jin Wu reluctantly found this guy in the bathroom, but Du Haibo was polishing his shoes?


    Shoeshine?


    In the middle of the night, we urgently gathered to carry out the task. Do you go to polish your shoes?


    A barrage of curses:


    "This product is really disgusting..."


    "I see. He didn''t take off his clothes when he slept. It''s obvious that he knows there''s an emergency gathering tonight."


    "Yes, no one else knows. This is not a related account?"


    "NIMA, I can''t find my shoes. I''m still a soldier..."


    "Too fat."


    "None of my pigs are so stupid."


    "Assemble urgently to brush shoes?"


    "Subvert the Three Outlooks!"


    "If it hadn''t been for the program, such people would have been kicked out of the army."


    "Li Tiezhu is the first, no worse than those real recruits."


    "It was a good program, hey!"


    "It''s really a mouse excrement that spoils a pot of soup."


    "To be honest, except Du Haibo, others are very good, including Yuan Heng."


    "The army likes spikes, but it hates lazy pigs."


    Li Tiezhu ran very fast. He arrived in about the same time as the first recruits of the other four classes and stood in line.


    At that time, in addition to the instructors, only a dozen recruits arrived.


    The instructor took a deep look at Li Tiezhu and shook his head slightly. He was a good soldier. If he didn''t live with those guys, he would be the first to arrive.


    Li Tiezhu asked in a low voice, "instructor, are you better?"


    Instructor: "shut up! Go back and stand."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu had to stand straight. It was not easy to think about the instructor. He had a high fever and didn''t return to play an emergency collection. This is the child soldier.


    Then, Liu Yuan and Yuan Heng arrived with the last batch of recruits, while Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng were really old and two minutes behind.


    Jin Wu and Du Haibo didn''t run until three or four minutes after everyone gathered, because Du Haibo was crawling rather than running.


    "Run faster!"


    The instructor drank violently. Although his voice was hoarse, he was full of spirit and scared the soldiers behind him.


    "Look right, look forward."


    "Tell me."


    The instructor''s face was very ugly, not because he was ill, but because he was angry.


    The recruits looked uneasy.


    Instructor: "just now, in the process of your emergency assembly, class one is the slowest!"


    The so-called one class refers to the collective of six artists, less than ten people, but they are still divided into one class.


    Du Haibo was running dead, panting like a dead fish.


    Yuan Heng secretly rolled his eyes. However, this time, he was not to the instructor, but to Du Haibo around him.


    Instructor: "what kind of consequences will your procrastination speed cause in battle? Li Tiezhu, tell me about it."


    Li Tiezhu stood at attention: "report! It will cause... Incalculable consequences. Perhaps, before we have assembled, the whole camp has been razed to the ground by shells and missiles. All of us died without any chance to fight back."


    Du Haibo snorted coldly and looked disdainful.


    Instructor: "just know! Every soldier remembers it clearly for me. Next, we will run five kilometers at night and ten laps along the playground."


    Du Haibo is completely stupid. Run your sister. I just ran to death. Shit! This section of the catalogue won''t work.


    Yuan Heng swallowed his saliva and let people live?


    Li Tiezhu looks calm, but he is so happy. I didn''t expect such a good thing! I was worried about running in the morning for fear of disturbing the recruits'' training. As a result, I arranged five kilometers at night. The instructor was really a good man.


    Ah ah! I''m so happy.


    Instructor: "Li Tiezhu!"


    "Here!"


    Li Tiezhu stands at attention.


    "Are you happy?"


    "Report, very happy."


    "Happy what?"


    "Happy can run five kilometers. I feel that our training intensity during the day is too weak and we are not at ease. If we can make up for five kilometers, it will be complete and we can have a good sleep at night."


    "Er..."


    The instructor is confused. Is this product so fresh? Is it provocation? Where does my old face go?


    The instructor said angrily, "do you like running?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I like it."


    "That''s good! You''ll run five kilometers every night."


    "Thank you, instructor!"


    The recruits couldn''t help laughing in a low voice.


    The instructor was speechless. I didn''t expect to meet a fool, but yes, isn''t Li Tiezhu so stupid? After figuring it out, the instructor was not angry. Li Tiezhu really wanted to run, not contradict him.


    Du Haibo smiled coldly and asked you to pretend to be forced. Have you been targeted now? It''s time!


    Li Tiezhu said again, "report!"


    The instructor said impatiently, "speak."


    Li Tiezhu: "can I apply for running five kilometers in the morning and five kilometers in the evening? I will never disturb the training of recruits."


    "Why?"


    "Body is the capital of life! Moreover, what our army is best at is the interspersed tactics behind the enemy. Although it is now a fully mechanized war, under special terrain and situation, the interspersed behind the enemy is still likely to rely on manpower."


    "Good!"


    "So I hope to have the opportunity to exercise and run sooner or later."


    Instructor: "er... Yes. People who like running can join him."


    The others refused. We don''t like running.


    In addition to the six artists, the other four classes are real recruits, and many are also fans of Li Tiezhu, but so what? Ten kilometers a day is also very deadly. Chasing stars should be rational.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu really regarded himself as a recruit?"


    "He runs every day."


    "Serious brother didn''t run well and uncomfortable, ski."


    "Other faces are black, ha ha."


    "Liu Yuanbai glanced at Li Tiezhu. It''s too special."


    "Du Haibo has collapsed..."


    "Be reasonable. 60 year old Zhang Yifeng is better than Du Haibo."


    Next, the five kilometer run began.


    At the beginning, everyone maintained the overall formation, but the speed was getting slower and slower. The instructor couldn''t see it anymore. He ordered to dissolve the formation and sprint. The soldiers were in a mess. Then, the advantages and disadvantages of speed and physical strength immediately appeared.


    Li Tiezhu, together with several strong recruits, ran at the forefront of the team and... Was still chatting.


    "Serious brother, have you really never been a soldier before?"


    "I thought you were a veteran. That''s why I came to join the army."


    "The soldier assault made my blood boil..."


    "My father sent me to be a soldier after watching soldier assault..."


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, I envy you very much. The army that trains you is very powerful. Come on and practice. If you can enter this army, you will have a chance to be a soldier King..."


    Li Tiezhu is famous and has many fans, mainly because he is as old as the recruits. He can talk very well.


    Unknowingly, Li Tiezhu and others surpassed Du Haibo, the slowest one, laughing and talking.


    Du Haibo ran slower than walking with his waist crossed. Monitor Jinwu always accompanied him to cheer him up.


    Yuan Heng had gone to one side to rest because of his stomach discomfort. He didn''t have to run.


    The instructor asked, "if you feel uncomfortable, sit and rest for a while."


    Yuan Heng: "I''ll stand for a while and feel better. I''ll run again."


    Instructor: "can you run? Don''t be brave."


    Yuan Heng: "you said, I''m a man."


    Instructor: "


    The other half, Du Haibo had already run and vomited: "I... I can''t run..."


    Jin Wu: "come on, let''s run slowly and we''ll finish it."


    Du Haibo: "I can''t stand it. I''ll run a few laps less. When I''m finished... Just, just..."


    Jin Wu: "No."


    Du Haibo: "I''ll give you money! And... And when you retire... I''ll give you a way... To make money..."


    Jin Wu: "I''m a soldier! I''m your monitor and I must be responsible for you! Come on, you can do it."


    "Pretend to be hairy... Damn it."


    "Don''t swear."


    Du Haibo stopped running and took two steps with his waist crossed: "no... no... I won''t run. I love how... How... I record programs on TV and cut... Just cut a few scenes..."


    "Du Haibo!"


    "Get out! Run by yourself..."


    As long as the clip is in place, who knows he didn''t run?


    Unfortunately, Li Tiezhu surpassed Du Haibo by two laps and was approaching Du Haibo from behind. Several recruits around him also heard what he said to the monitor, and their expressions were angry.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Bo can''t run. We are all his comrades in arms. How can we sit idly by? We have to help him!"


    The recruits were surprised. Did the goods curse and help him?


    Li Tiezhu ran up and caught Du Haibo''s left arm and said, "don''t abandon, don''t give up! We''ll help you!"


    A inspiring recruit quickly held his right arm: "don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    Then they accelerated with tacit understanding and rushed out with Du Haibo.


    Du Haibo''s legs were filled with lead, but he had no strength to struggle. He could only let them hold him to sprint. He was so painful that he didn''t even have a sharp weapon to swear.


    "Brother Bo, are you happy?"


    "NIMA... Drink..."


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    After half a lap, the recruits behind also caught up, replaced Li Tiezhu and another recruits, and rushed fiercely with Du Haibo again. The recruits in the front ran fiercely and had good physical strength.


    Du Haibo was about to foam at his mouth and wanted to die.


    Two recruits, hi PI, shouted, "don''t abandon! Don''t give up!"


    This sentence made the recruits on the whole playground roar with blood, rushed up one after another, shouted the slogan of the seventh steel company, and lined up to help Comrade Du Haibo.


    What''s five kilometers?


    We should help Comrade Du Haibo surpass himself. Seven kilometers is OK.

 Chapter 718

    It is said that these 20-year-old recruits are still very energetic and warm-hearted. In order to help Du Haibo lose weight and challenge themselves, they all go out and are not afraid to waste their physical strength. Being young is energetic.


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    "Come on!"


    "Du Haibo, you can!"


    "Ollie!"


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    The military camp playground late at night was infected by the enthusiastic shouting. Some recruits who ran slowly and even planned to be lazy were shocked and began to accelerate one after another.


    Yeah! We''re here to be soldiers!


    Nowadays, there are few recruits of 16 or 17 years old in soldier assault. Most of them are over 18 years old, and many of them are college students. They came here entirely out of their own ideals, rather than passively joining the army. Once upon a time, they also had a beautiful vision for military camp life.


    "Don''t give up! Don''t give up!"


    "Du Haibo, come on!"


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    Du Haibo''s whole body has collapsed, and the whole person seems to fall into the void. His legs swing mechanically: Please abandon me! I''m dying


    "Vomit ~"


    Vomit, run, vomit.


    The round Comrade Du Haibo drooped his head and directly incarnated as a jet fighter.


    However, the two recruits who helped him challenge themselves shouted slogans too much, didn''t notice Du Haibo''s tragedy, and still shouted:


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up! Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    "Vomit ~ Kaka..."


    "Ah! BOGO threw up."


    "BOGO vomited here."


    The two recruits were finally smoked. They helped Du Haibo to the drainage ditch beside the runway, made him vomit happily, and patted him on the back very friendly.


    "Is it better to spit it out?"


    "Oh, good, better."


    "Bo Ge is so strong."


    "I can''t run anymore..."


    "What did BOGO say?"


    "He said he was ashamed and couldn''t stop running."


    "Isn''t it? I can''t listen to him."


    "Nonsense, how can BOGO give up halfway?"


    Du Haibo couldn''t bear it anymore. He stood up with trembling legs and said angrily, "I said I don''t want to..."


    "It''s our turn!"


    "Come on, BOGO, Ollie."


    Two more recruits came over with a smile, couldn''t help but set up Du Haibo, and the relay was completed.


    Du Haibo was terrified: "what are you doing? Let go..."


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    "Don''t worry, brother Bo, we won''t leave you."


    After that, they rushed out with Du Haibo. Although BOGO was a little heavy, it was nothing. In order to help him complete the five kilometer run in his dream, it didn''t matter if he was tired. Who made us a collective?


    Du Haibo felt that his leg had been broken and his stomach was surging: "I don''t run... Vomit... Gudu..."


    The speed was too fast. Facing the wind, Du Haibo didn''t say anything or spit out. He produced and sold himself.


    His consciousness has begun to blur, and the scene in front of him is wildly distorted and rotating.


    Li Tiezhu finished first and is receiving the instructor''s small fist reward.


    "Yes! Don''t you practice less?"


    "At least ten kilometers a day, and the filming hasn''t stopped."


    "If you were a soldier, you might really become a soldier king."


    "Thank you. Aren''t I here?"


    "You..."


    The instructor doesn''t want to make it too obvious. It''s far from being a real soldier. Although he was strict, like all instructors, he always had a different attitude towards the soldiers who performed well.


    The instructor and Li Tiezhu looked at Du Haibo who was still "galloping". The recruits of this session... Have a team spirit!


    The soldiers finished the line one after another, and only two soldiers were carrying Du Haibo on the last half of the sprint.


    "Come on! Victory is ahead!"


    "BOGO, you can."


    Du Haibo had almost passed out, his face was pale and his lips were black. Running five kilometers is not so miserable. Unfortunately, these guys dragged him too fast and his body was completely overloaded.


    Finally reached the end.


    Du Haibo was shaky, with air out but no air in: "report..."


    Instructor: "listed."


    Pop pop


    All the recruits spontaneously applauded. Du Haibo''s success is also due to them. They are happy to think about it.


    Du Haibo was dying. He was shaking all over his body standing in the queue. If Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan hadn''t supported him, he couldn''t stand.


    The next day, during the interview.


    Du Haibo resisted the urge to scold his mother and said expressionless, "in the first two laps, the monitor has been with me. Thank you, the monitor. In the last three laps, the recruits of other classes ran with me, shouting not to abandon or give up. I... Thank them. In short, I never thought of completing the five kilometer run..."


    The program cut out the scenes of Du Haibo vomiting and yelling not to run, leaving only a positive picture. Therefore, Du Haibo, who was going to run all his life, appeared.


    Barrage:


    "I''m so moved!"


    "This is the soldier!"


    "The monitor is so warm."


    "Those recruits are warm!"


    "Don''t abandon, don''t give up!"


    "I''m almost crying."


    "Groups of recruits helped Du Haibo run. They were really shocked."


    "Li Tiezhu is too strong."


    "Something''s wrong with this program! Serious brother didn''t make a fool?"


    "Hearing you say that, I feel a lot..."


    "Serious brother is not serious."


    "Don''t worry, you''ll come."


    After the instructor''s lecture, each class took back to the dormitory to rest.


    Du Haibo was almost dragged back, and others were tired, especially Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi.


    After returning to the dormitory, Du Haibo collapsed on the bed and didn''t move.


    Yuan Heng asked him, "don''t you go to the hostel?"


    Du Haibo: "I can''t move."


    Then, everyone went to bed one after another. Only Li Tiezhu felt that his meaning was still incomplete.


    The next day, before the wake-up call sounded, Du Haibo got up and called on the stairs, crying while playing, with a runny nose and tears.


    After the wake-up call sounded, the monitor took six people from a class to practice. This was the first time in two days to go out with other recruits. The squad leader is going to make up for them in queue training, as well as the most basic subjects such as turning between marches.


    At the request of Li Tiezhu, Liu Yuan and the program team, the squad leader and instructor are gradually increasing the training volume of class 1 and slowly keeping pace with the real recruits training.


    When walking in the queue, Li Tiezhu was possessed by Xu Sanduo. He made all kinds of turns and twists, and fell twice when turning back.


    Except Du Haibo, the other four artists laughed crazy.


    The monitor was even more helpless and had to carry him out to practice alone.


    The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "I take back that sentence last night."


    Li Tiezhu: "report! What do you say?"


    Instructor: "I told you last night that if you were a soldier, you might really become a soldier king. Now I take it back."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Speaking of it, Li Tiezhu is not the first time to train in the queue. In the three years of senior high school, he had military training for one week every year at the beginning of school. When he was a freshman, he was specially trained by the old five for more than half a month. Every time, he will have a problem, but he will be corrected later, but he will walk in the queue after a period of time and forget all about it.


    In fact, in "soldiers'' assault", Xu Sanduo went to the team to list the problems. At that time, everyone felt that the design was too exaggerated. No one would be so uncoordinated. Until... When shooting, Li Tiezhu performed almost perfectly, which made everyone shut up, because the performance was too similar, just like the real one.


    Because it''s true.


    Now, Li Tiezhu performs perfectly again.


    The monitor taught from the bright day to the bright day. He was sweating: "iron pillar, so Xu Santo walked in the queue. In fact, he didn''t play?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled shyly: "ah... Right."


    "Pooh ha ha..."


    Some of them are really unbearable.


    It is reasonable to say that Li Tiezhu''s Kung Fu is so good, and all kinds of military actions are similar. Why is it like this when he gets to the queue? Such people should not be uncoordinated!


    Barrage:


    "I''m so happy..."


    "Iron pillar doesn''t cry, hug!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s whole body is smiling."


    "The soldiers didn''t play in the assault..."


    "He grew on my smile."


    "Love three more."


    "Ha ha ha, Xu Sanduo, Ben duo!"


    "Wu 61 looked and wanted to hit people."


    "Sando, you are the king of war!"


    "So cute."


    "I finally know why Li Tiezhu wrote the role of Xu Sanduo!"


    "Xu Sanduo is himself!"


    "I think of military training."


    "Li Tiezhu fights so well. Why is the coordination so poor?"


    Later, when interviewed by the program group, Li Tiezhu was also very helpless and ashamed:


    "Just... Just can''t screw it over. I do this every military training. Just practice for a few more days, but I forget it after a while. I always forget..."


    "I didn''t expect it to be like this. When shooting soldier assault, I walked in line well later. I thought I would..."


    "There must be something wrong."


    When Yang Mi tiktok to the program, he couldn''t enjoy it.


    Back in the dormitory, Li Tiezhu was still practicing. Then he fell with a thud.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The comrades in arms laughed.


    Yuan Heng said, "iron pillar, I think I''m bad enough. I can''t stand your action, ha ha..."


    Here comes a white crane with bright wings.


    Li Tiezhu himself smiled: "ha ha... I, I do, it''s very strange. I learned it before and forgot it again."


    Yuan Heng: "forget it, I''ll practice with you. Don''t laugh me to death."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t promise."


    Yuan Heng: "ha ha..."


    Since Li Tiezhu accompanied him to see a doctor yesterday, Yuan Heng has a better relationship with Li Tiezhu. Moreover, he saw Du Haibo hiding shoes last night, so he stayed away from that guy.


    In fact, it is estimated that it is not only Li Tiezhu and Yuan Heng who know du Haibo''s shoes, but also like Yuan Heng, just pretending not to know.


    This is the third day of the army. Today''s training task is¡ª¡ª


    Live fire shooting.


    They had learned the gun posture and shooting action yesterday. After breakfast, under the leadership of the monitor, all the staff put on their helmets, went to get the gun and set off for the shooting range.


    On the way to the shooting range, Du Haibo looked at Li Tiezhu with a guilty heart.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "do the shoes still fit?"


    Du Haibo: "


    I know you want to fool me.


    Du Haibo trembled with fear.


    Before shooting, the instructor asked one by one: "Liu Yuan, how do you feel when you hear the gunshot?"


    Liu Yuan: "scared, but I feel so handsome!"


    "How many rings do you think you can play?"


    "Not necessarily on the target."


    "Where''s Du Haibo?"


    "I, i... dare not fight."


    "Li Tiezhu."


    "Five bullets, I can hit forty rings."


    "Why?"


    "Because I am the king of war."


    Li Tiezhu was seriously lying with his eyes open.


    It attracted a group of mocking laughter. Many recruits also saw the ghost of Li Tiezhu walking in the queue, and their idols suddenly collapsed.


    Instructor: "get out! Bullshit! If you can pass thirty rings, I''ll burn Gao Xiang."


    We also understand that the so-called military King Xu Sanduo is really not good. He has one advantage - he can run.


    Instructor: "what doubts do you have before shooting?"


    Li Tiezhu: "report! What is the ambulance next to it for?"


    Instructor: "what do you think it is for?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I thought your condition was getting worse again. Is it used to give you a drip?"


    Instructor: "


    Then the shooting began.


    After all, Li Tiezhu is a person who has touched the gun many times. Although his shooting level is very general, he is more skilled and soon finished shooting.


    Du Haibo trembled on the ground with a gun. He was really frightened by the gunfire around him.


    It was not easy to summon up the courage to fire the first shot. The muzzle jumped 20 cm online, which startled the security officers behind, because Du Haibo didn''t hold the gun at all. Maybe the gun would jump out because of recoil.


    Therefore, the security officer subconsciously approached Du Haibo. Once there was a problem, he stepped on him and grabbed the gun.


    Du Haibo''s voice was shaking: "can''t see... Why does the gun jump... Shoulder pain..."


    Second, third


    Five minutes later, Du Haibo finally finished playing.


    He gasped to get the little red flag next to him. After beating it, he wanted to insert it. However, his hands shook so much that he couldn''t insert it at all.


    Once, twice, three times


    Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan were worried and impatient.


    The monitor turned his head in shame, and the instructor stared at Du Haibo silently and planted the flag.


    Barrage:


    "Du Haibo, you can have dessert."


    "My hands are shaking so much."


    "Some people are here to make fun."


    "Li Tiezhu is really funny, Du Haibo is really funny."


    "Don''t waste bullets, will you?"


    "Can''t see, ha ha."


    "You can see ghosts with your eyes closed."


    "This program is really good, but some people..."


    "No eyes!"


    When picking up the target, Du Haibo laughed happily, because he had three nine rings and two eight rings on the target, laughing and showing off all the way:


    "I hit three nine rings and two eight rings, ha ha..."


    Yuan Heng was shocked and said to Li Tiezhu in disbelief: "is this too strong? A 50 meter target, so small..."


    Li Tiezhu: "he jumps at the muzzle like Super Mario. It''s difficult to hit the target."


    Yuan Heng: "but he''s on the target..."


    Li Tiezhu: "other people''s bullets."


    Sure enough, when reading the results, the instructor said, "Du Haibo, duck egg."


    Du Haibo''s fat face with laughter immediately froze.


    The scene was once very embarrassing.


    Du Haibo: report! Why were there three nine rings and two eight rings when I went there just now


    Instructor: "the first group hit five rounds. When you hit the second group, the bullet holes were intact, or five bullet holes. Do you understand?"


    Du Haibo lowered his head in embarrassment. It was so embarrassing that he was photographed.


    Li Tiezhu is the first with five rounds and 47 rings.


    Next, the recruits of class 1 were trained in shooting. The monitor personally explained the shooting essentials, and then re assessed. Li Tiezhu hit a 49 ring, still the first, with the same score as the monitor.


    I can''t say such a thing. I can only say that Li Tiezhu is lucky.


    Du Haibo was second to last. He said it was because he ran too hard last night, his body was weak and his hands were shaking, but no one cared whether he was weak or not.


    Back to the dormitory, everyone chatted for a while.


    The monitor said, "I''m going to see you off."


    The crowd was stunned. Only Du Haibo lowered his head silently.


    In fact, this was planned by the program team in advance. Everyone has only three days of training time in the recruits company. It''s very urgent. Next, we have to go to the real combat forces. Only in this way can we let everyone participate in more subjects in the shortest possible time.


    The squad leader said, "your training for new recruits is over, and the next step is to grant private ranks and allocate them to combat troops. But..."


    With that, Jin Wu glanced at Du Haibo and said, "however, not every recruit can be assigned to combat forces. Those who do not perform very well will be assigned to other forces. One of you will be assigned to different places."


    Everyone understands. This is the last elimination system. If you are assigned to other places, you should quit the program?


    Everyone looked at Du Haibo with a strange expression. He was the worst. But he is a direct descendant of Xiangnan Taiwan. How could he be eliminated? Besides, I haven''t heard of eliminating people before I came to this program.


    Is it... A new rule?


    Du Haibo looked at his nose, nose and heart and remained silent. He forced his father and teacher he to help him put pressure on the program team to change the rules. He didn''t want to record any more. Because he knew that Li Tiezhu knew about stealing shoes, and he suffered for the next 11 issues, so he resolutely chose to quit.


    Next, the awarding ceremony began. In addition to Du Haibo, the other five people were assigned to the combat forces.


    Du Haibo... Went to guard the training ground.


    This plot design makes Li Tiezhu a little tired. Dare you say it''s not stealing my creativity? He deserves to be compared with Xu Sanduo, too?


    However, in the end, it was just recording the program, and Li Tiezhu didn''t care.


    Barrage:


    "Didn''t you agree to lose weight?"


    "One day tour?"


    "This is so special... I left?"


    "Let''s go!"


    "NIMA, this product looks like the national army or the puppet army, so it shouldn''t come!"


    "He can''t stand such training. It''s better to quit."


    "Finally, no one is holding back the program."


    "It''s actually good to be eliminated, otherwise the poor will always be so bad."


    "Am I happy alone?"


    "I hope Du Haibo can come back."


    "Do you think he is really Xu Sanduo? Guarding the training ground is just an excuse to quit."


    "I can''t bear the monitor."


    "I hope Luhani will come to this program!"


    "Peng Yuchang is also good."


    "Come on, Yi Xing!"


    "Real men live up to their name."


    At the time of parting, the monitor wept. He said to Li Tiezhu, "when I first came to the army, I couldn''t do anything, was timid and had no self-confidence. After I was assigned to the army, I watched your progress in soldier assault. Xu Sanduo really changed me..."


    Li Tiezhu was flattered and exchanged contact information. He agreed to sing to him when he got married.


    After six recruits got on the minibus and left the military camp, the program recording came to an end temporarily.


    Artists will rest in the guest house outside the military camp for a day, wait for new comrades in arms to join, and then go to the combat forces to report. Of course, the audience can''t see it.


    Du Haibo soon left with his assistant without saying hello to anyone.


    We didn''t feel reluctant. We found the director and producer and asked everyone''s doubts:


    "He''s eliminated. Will new people come? Who is it?"


    The director said, "there will be a newcomer, but it''s confidential."


    We couldn''t ask anything, so we had to stop.


    The director group didn''t ask Li Tiezhu to help pull people, so he couldn''t mention it and had to wait.


    ¡­¡­


    The next afternoon, the five people who had a rest boarded the minibus here and went to the combat troops with the program team to prepare for the next stage of program recording.


    This company is the first heroic company in China. All the soldiers who can come here have been tempered.


    After entering the company, the five artists were obviously worried, including Li Tiezhu, because they all knew that with their level and quality, they were not qualified to join such an excellent company.


    Of course, the most average score and quality have quit, which is the only comfort.


    The barrage is very impressive:


    "Miss the first day of monitor Jinwu."


    "Ah, why is Jin Wu gone?"


    "The monitor is also very handsome."


    "It''s so evil to laugh."


    "Please! Watch the program carefully, sisters!"


    "Ignore these old men on the barrage, let''s continue..."


    "I like brother Jinwu."


    "The monitor is not as handsome as Jin Wu."


    "The monitor smiled a little evil!"


    "Close the barrage! I can''t stand you, sisters."


    The new squad leader took five artists to the dormitory and asked the first sentence: "what''s the first thing you want to do when you come to hero company?"


    Yuan Heng: "eat."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "sleep."


    Liu Yuan: "shoot."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know."


    Still an old comrade, Zhang Yifeng said, "I want to learn from the heroic deeds of company commander Yang!"


    The new monitor smiled and nodded.


    Li Tiezhu: "shouldn''t we first introduce our new comrades in arms? Where are our substitutes?"


    New monitor: "


    After all, I talked about the heroic deeds of company commander Yang first, and then invited a new replacement guest. A thin and tall young man was wearing military uniform like others, but his hairstyle was too elegant and looked uncoordinated.


    Among the five people, Liu Yuan, Yuan Heng and Guo Xiaoxi have slightly longer hair, but only slightly longer, which is normal. Li Tiezhu and Zhang Yifeng are all standard inch heads, just like your soldiers.


    But the new comer is a little outrageous. His hair is not only very long, but also dyed flax. He even has smoked makeup on his face.


    The monitor led the recruits in and left, asking everyone to find their own beds and put things.


    The new comer greeted everyone with a shy smile: "Hello everyone! Everyone knows ha!"


    Yuan Heng asked Li Tiezhu, "what''s his name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he didn''t call."


    Yuan Heng: "I''m special... What''s his name, do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how do I know? He... Didn''t shout."


    "Ah!"


    The newcomer called because his head hit the steel frame on the upper berth when putting things.


    Li Tiezhu said to Yuan Heng, "can you still pinch and count?"


    Yuan Heng: "ah?"


    Li Tiezhu walked up to the newcomer and said, "inside, brother yuan asked what your name is?"


    The newcomer covered his head and said, "my name is Wu Litao. You can call me Tao Tao."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "brother yuan asked why you are called. What understanding ability!"


    Wu Litao: "because it hurts."


    Li Tiezhu went back and said to Yuan Heng, "because it hurts."


    Yuan Heng: "


    Guo Xiaoxi came over and said to Wu Litao, "pain, no, Tao Tao, how did you come here? Have you been trained? We have all been tempered."


    Wu Litao smiled: "do I still need to practice?"


    Liu Yuan: "do they allow you to make up?"


    Wu Litao: "plain face!"


    Liu Yuan: "I thought smoked makeup, your eye circles..."


    Wu Litao: "natural, handsome?"


    Liu Yuan: "

 Chapter 719

    After everyone packed up, Zhang Yifeng said to Wu Litao, "welcome new comrades in arms. Do you know all of us?"


    Wu Litao: "the director group gave me a list. I looked at it and got to know it."


    Yuan Heng: "I don''t know until I see the list. How unpopular are we?"


    Wu Litao: "I still know Li Tiezhu. I know Liu Yuan, too. I''ve seen it on TV, brother."


    Yuan Heng looked at Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng: "he said you were out of breath."


    Wu Litao: "I didn''t say that, but they are not very famous."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "hiss! Haven''t you seen concubine overlord? You don''t know Mr. Zhang Yifeng?"


    Wu Litao: "I never watch movies. It costs money."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "


    When the program was broadcast here, a three minute video of Wu Litao''s "enlistment" was specially displayed.


    He is also one of the four returned sons, which is usually considered to be used to make up the number, because the four sons are better than the three sons, and because he is the worst. Although his family is rich, they just don''t have much resources. Moreover, the three are also representative works. Luhani and Yixing have Li Tiezhu to help write songs, and the other also has a large bowl of prison noodles.


    The day before yesterday, he suddenly received a notice from the program group to fill the seat to participate in the real man. He packed his bags and felt that the recruits company happened to see Du Haibo quit and the other five were sent away.


    Yesterday, he was trained alone in the recruit connection, from queue, physical training to live shooting. Moreover, he also made the instructor and squad leader angry. This man integrated Yuan Heng''s prick head, Li Tiezhu''s shunguai and Du Haibo''s war five slag constitution.


    Early this morning, he came here to meet everyone.


    Barrage:


    "Tao, do you want to kill me?"


    "Can you see Wu Litao on this program?"


    "A man with his own smoky makeup."


    "God, it costs money to watch movies. This product has an iron language attribute."


    "It''s not much harder than the fat man?"


    "I want to see Li Tiezhu antagonize him."


    "Don''t worry, you''ll come."


    After a while, the monitor came in and called for a gathering. The six people quickly stood in a row.


    Monitor: "next, let''s wear training clothes..."


    Bata


    Two cylindrical objects fell from Wu Litao''s clothes and rolled on the ground.


    The monitor fixed his eyes and said, "double stick?"


    Wu Litao stood upright.


    The other five couldn''t help laughing and had to hold back their laughter.


    Li Tiezhu: "poop!"


    He usually makes others laugh on the program. I can''t bear it this time.


    The others were choked, and Li Tiezhu laughed.


    The monitor came to Wu Litao and said, "what''s the double stick for? Hit me?"


    Wu Litao was teased by the monitor: "hey... No, it''s not..."


    Monitor: "what are you doing here?"


    Wu Litao: "I came to be a soldier. They told me I was coming."


    Monitor: "I thought you came to beat me."


    Li Tiezhu: "geese..."


    Wu Litao: "I won''t hit you. I''ll hit Li Tiezhu."


    The monitor looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "I guess you can''t beat."


    Wu Litao said seriously, "that''s why I brought a double truncation stick."


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    As if you heard someone trying to hit me?


    Barrage:


    "Blind guess the next program will be very interesting."


    "Crazy? With a double stick?"


    "Hit me?"


    "Laugh and get angry."


    "There is no monitor."


    "The monitor speaks so funny."


    "Hit Li Tiezhu? Are you tired of living?"


    "Serious brothers were made to laugh."


    "This national defense program should be serious..."


    "Real recruits are more fun than this. There are all kinds of wonderful flowers."


    "Real recruits can laugh you to death. They''re good."


    "Have you ever seen a man with ham sausage practicing baton exercises?"


    Wu Litao glanced at Li Tiezhu, who was not far away, and said with a guilty heart, "I brought it for practice. Can''t I practice the double stick when I rest?"


    Monitor: "pick it up."


    Wu Litao: "why?"


    Monitor: "pick it up."


    Wu Litao shook his head.


    The squad leader glared angrily, and the later words of the program group: encouraging eyes.


    Wu Litao immediately picked it up with a worried face.


    Then, Wu Litao was called to perform the double stick in front of everyone. The second time he hit the crotch, he threw it several times, and the double stick fell off and fell to the foot of Li Tie column.


    Everyone burst into laughter.


    Wu Litao was humble: "brother Zhu, don''t move, I''ll pick it up..."


    Li Tiezhu has subconsciously picked up the double stick and is ready to return it to Wu Litao.


    Wu Litao shrunk back and said, "I''ll send you away. It''s no respect to meet you for the first time."


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    Wu Litao: "report to the monitor, the performance is over!"


    Monitor: "


    You have all your weapons in the hands of the "enemy". Are you still coming to fight Li Tiezhu? Who hit who?


    The monitor asked, "why did you come to beat Li Tiezhu?"


    Wu Litao: "no, Luhani told me to take a weapon to defend myself. Li Tiezhu is too dangerous. Yi Xing said that Li Tiezhu has great strength. It''s best to take soft weapons. It''s not good to block them. Nine whip or something is not easy to buy, so I brought a double stick."


    Monitor: "Li Tiezhu, come and perform."


    Li Tiezhu stood in front. A set of double sticks danced like a tiger. The system was stung. He improvised and said, "use double sticks quickly. Hum, ha, hey..."


    Finish the work.


    Wu Litao clapped wildly: "OK! I like the song very much. I don''t mind if you give it to me."


    Li Tiezhu gave him a white look.


    The monitor took the double stick: "it''s worthy of Kung Fu. The double stick is very good."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you for your praise."


    Monitor: "how can you turn smoothly?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Wu Litao: "report! It''s because of physical disharmony."


    Li Tiezhu: "how to exercise physical coordination?"


    "Dance."


    "I can''t dance. I''ll fall when I dance."


    "That''s bad coordination."


    "How to exercise coordination?"


    "Learn to dance."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao with a melancholy look on his face. What you said was the same as what you didn''t say.


    The monitor asked Li Tiezhu to return to the queue and said, "don''t listen to him. I watched the training video, and Wu Litao turned smoothly."


    Wu Litao: "


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao can bear the laughter of the whole program!"


    "These two people are so wonderful together."


    "Two Han Han..."


    "My mask is cracked."


    "What membrane is cracked?"


    "How did the new monitor hold back?"


    "Liu Yuan laughed."


    "I, NIMA, have you heard another serious brother''s new song?"


    "I found Wu Litao so funny for the first time."


    "God sent it to you. It''s so counseling!"


    "I also turn smoothly and teach others."


    Finally, the monitor returned the double stick to Wu Litao and told everyone to change into training clothes in two minutes and gather at the school yard.


    Naturally, everyone didn''t finish it on time, and the monitor had changed, stopped everyone and began to lecture.


    After saying a lot, he said, "don''t make any excuses. You can''t do such a simple thing as changing clothes well. How can you be a soldier?"


    Li Tiezhu: report


    Monitor: "speak!"


    Li Tiezhu: "monitor, your training clothes have not been changed. What you wear inside is a shirt. That''s a regular clothes."


    Monitor: "


    Everyone looked at it carefully. Sure enough, the monitor didn''t have time to change his clothes!


    It''s a little embarrassing.


    Wu Litao''s eyes turned: "report!"


    Monitor: "speak!"


    He subconsciously looked down at himself. What''s wrong with him?


    Wu Litao said, "my pants are going to fall off. Can you lift them?"


    Monitor: "yes."


    Everyone laughed.


    Monitor: "I''m training you, so I don''t need to make all the training clothes. However, since you put forward it, I''ll accept it with an open mind. Next, I''ll give you another minute to get dressed."


    With that, the monitor went out again, and everyone in the house quickly changed their clothes.


    After changing clothes, everyone was taken to the school yard by the monitor and did warm-up training with the soldiers of other classes. They are all very basic movements.


    Originally, this was a platoon. After adding Li Tiezhu and several of them, it was close to 40 people.


    When it was time to jump the goat, five "veterans" sighed in their hearts. Fortunately, Du Haibo left, otherwise they wouldn''t give him a seat to die? Especially Zhang Yifeng, an old man, has lingering palpitations. If Du Haibo were here, he would be lame with old arms and legs.


    The platoon leader said, "next, take off your clothes for training. Take off your clothes!"


    The six artists watched the soldiers take off their clothes and followed them. It was not easy to wear them and take them off again?


    After taking off the training clothes, there is only one T-shirt inside. Are you still taking off?


    Such a cold day


    Later, the program team subtitled: the outdoor temperature is 5 degrees Celsius.


    In fact, the weather has begun to warm up in April, but the temperature in the Western military camp is still very low due to the geographical environment.


    Without saying a word, Li Tiezhu took off his clothes and revealed his dark and strong body. His eight abdominal muscles were particularly eye-catching. Yes, originally he had six abdominal muscles, but in order to participate in this program, he specially trained into eight.


    Matsushita said, what if there''s a link to take off your clothes? She was right.


    Barrage:


    "Wow! Is there such a benefit?"


    "Screenshot!"


    "Ready to lick..."


    "Brother Bing is in good shape."


    "Li Tiezhu''s eight abdominal muscles..."


    "Saliva!"


    "Sure enough, those with good figure have been handed over to the state."


    "This program is called real ABS."


    "Fortunately, Du Haibo is gone and doesn''t want to see meat balls."


    "Liu Yuan''s brother is so thin, white to shiny."


    "I''m shy..."


    "Wow, teacher Zhang Yifeng has a great figure. He doesn''t lose Li Tiezhu."


    "Lao Zhang shows his figure, ha ha ha!"


    "Serious brother is so tender."


    "Isn''t it dark skin?"


    "She''s not talking about skin. Pay attention to the close-up."


    "Eh ¡«"


    Then came the cold resistance training. All the soldiers rushed forward to the ice bucket challenge, that is, ice with water and drench themselves.


    This is a unique ceremony for the hero company.


    Yuan Heng''s eyes are about to jump out. Is NIMA teasing me? I''m dying of cold now. He wants to talk, but forget it. The instructor of the recruit company has a high fever and won''t return it for training.


    Guo Xiaoxi was also a little scared, but his expression was firm.


    Wu Litao said, "report!"


    Platoon leader: "speak!"


    Wu Litao: "can you not wet your hair when you shower?"


    (finally, I ordered 3000 and got the boutique badge. Thank you for your support all the way, thank you!)

 Chapter 720

    Bargaining in the barracks? Not only the officers and soldiers in the third row, but also Zhang Yifeng, Liu Yuan and others looked at the "newcomer" Wu Litao strangely. It seems that this goods is more irritating than Yuan Heng!


    It''s... Interesting.


    We are happy to see him so afraid of death.


    Platoon leader: "why?"


    Wu Litao: "report! For hairstyle!"


    Platoon leader: "come up and lie down."


    Wu Litao stroked his long hair and lay down well. The posture is not important. The important thing is to be handsome!


    Platoon leader: "Li Tiezhu is out of the line. Come and shower."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes!"


    Then, Li Tiezhu poured a ladle of ice water directly on Tao''s head in the room. He knew that the platoon leader asked him to come out for this.


    Wu Litao: "Li Tiezhu, my hairstyle..."


    However, he just roared twice. He stood up and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Wu Litao''s long wet hair hung down on his face and spit out some ice water in his mouth:


    ¡°biu~¡±


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Seeing Li Tiezhu''s eight abdominal muscles, Wu Lidao smiled and slipped away. This guy is a stupid loser. His red is black and red. It''s uncomfortable not to be black, skey.


    No... your favorite hairstyle is wet and messy. Why don''t you blow it up?


    Wu Litao stroked his long hair, but I couldn''t beat him.


    It was Yuan Heng''s turn. He said, "report! I want to ask, what''s the significance of doing this?"


    Platoon leader: "what are you going to say?"


    Yuan Heng: "ice water on a cold day is meaningless except for hurting the body. The form is greater than the content!"


    This prick is a real troublemaker.


    All the soldiers in the platoon immediately glared because they felt insulted.


    Yuan Heng was startled, but insisted that it was meaningless.


    It''s nothing to drench with ice water. Yuan Heng thinks his body can bear it completely, but he is habitual to explode. He thinks it''s stupid to explode.


    What cold protection do you practice for no reason? Is it for the program group?


    He thinks he should not be a clown, and this kind of training should not exist.


    The platoon leader said, "do you think this is meaningless formalism? Do you think this is a show for no reason?"


    Yuan Heng: "I only see these."


    The platoon leader angrily said, "you only see these, which can only prove your ignorance and superficiality!"


    Yuan Heng felt humiliated. He thought he was more knowledgeable than these big soldiers. He was very unconvinced. The brains of these soldiers were rigid.


    Barrage:


    "Yuan Heng is really stupid."


    "I think he''s right. What''s the point of such training?"


    "Just to look good."


    "Formalism is too obvious, Yuan Heng dares to say!"


    "Please! Those who think Yuan Heng is right, do you know the history of this army?"


    "Ignorance and superficiality!"


    "It''s just stupid to think you have a brain."


    "Read more!"


    "This army... Was blown up!"


    Because of Li Tiezhu, this program is naturally popular abroad, especially Omei, which is mainly spread on oil tanks. In fact, this is also the effect that the program team wants. Even the other side of the joint shooting... CCTV is happy to see its success, because it is a positive publicity.


    In the previous issue, foreign audiences were particularly excited because they finally saw the legendary Oriental army.


    Mysterious, powerful and omnipotent, which is the inherent cognition of many Westerners to Chinese soldiers.


    Some people even think that the soldiers of this army are robots. They don''t know pain, fear or retreat.


    The harshness and joy of the last issue let them see a flesh and blood Oriental army. In addition to too strict discipline, they also saw humanization, warmth and tenacity that Westerners can''t understand.


    For example, the instructors who still lead the military training without retreating from a high fever, the monitor who seems harsh but actually warm, and the recruits who take turns to help Du Haibo run.


    They can''t help thinking that such an army is really hard to shake.


    But in this period, they also began to doubt and quite supported Yuan Heng''s query. What is the use of this kind of abnormal training without practical significance, in addition to showing the distorted sense of superiority of army officers?


    The barrage is also more intense than domestic programs:


    "I''m afraid such an army won''t be loved by the soldiers."


    "The actor named yuan is right. Meaningless training will only annoy people."


    "Aynpera Lee should stand up against this behavior."


    "I was moved by the non abandonment and non abandonment in the last issue, and I was disappointed by the ice bucket challenge in this issue."


    "The ice bucket challenge is nothing, but it needs to be voluntary."


    "It is conceivable that the Chinese authorities treat the people like this, and their interior is full of bottom-up contradictions."


    "So I believe in the collapse of China..."


    The platoon leader glanced at Yuan Heng and named Li Tiezhu:


    "Li Tiezhu, tell me why our hero company has to carry out cold and frost resistance training."


    Yuan Heng frowns, Li Tiezhu? He knows a hammer. It''s a fool!


    Other people are almost the same. They all feel that the platoon leader is afraid to find Li Tiezhu''s trouble. What can he know?


    Li Tiezhu stood at attention, paused, organized his language and said, "because... Tears will freeze!"


    Yuan Heng: "what?"


    Wu Litao: "is it the lyrics of the new song? What ghost?"


    Liu Yuan subconsciously stood at attention. He had guessed something.


    Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng, two veterans, actually know the glorious history of this company, so they look solemn from beginning to end.


    The platoon leader nodded. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was not a show star. He really remembered the movies he had made.


    The whole hero has even seen the things about the rabbit that year, because at the beginning of the film, it tells the story of their ancestors in the bloody frontier, so they still remember that tears will freeze.


    The other soldiers in the third row also showed their approval when they heard Li Tiezhu''s words.


    Platoon leader: "go on."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! The hero company of the 20th group army is the first company named after a combat hero in China. In the Korean war more than 60 years ago, this army was one of the first troops to cross the Yalu River. The first war was the most tragic battle of Changjin Lake..."


    Yuan Heng wondered, what is Changjin lake? Still fighting? I haven''t studied it in history books! Isn''t it Li Tiezhu''s nonsense?


    Wu Litao couldn''t understand it either, but he chose to believe it and was a little excited.


    Li Tiezhu continued: "In the battle of Changjin lake, many soldiers of the support Army who were short of food and clothing froze to death in the snow, but did not retreat half a step! My company and my platoon were responsible for sticking to xiaogaoling by the Changjin lake. During the battle, my platoon fought back eight attacks by the rice army. Finally, because of the extremely cold weather and the enemy''s strength and strong firepower, all the soldiers in the platoon died heroically, leaving only the company One person long, more than 40 enemies touched the mountain again. Company commander Yang resolutely picked up his explosive bag and rushed to the enemy group. He died with the enemy. He was only 28 years old. "


    There were almost no omissions and mistakes. Li Tiezhu described the high light war of this company and this platoon in the shortest language.


    When he was at school, Li Tiezhu learned this content and had a deep memory. Later, in order to direct the animated film "those things about the rabbit that year", he found many relevant books to consult and learn more.


    Although he is not smart, his memory is pretty good. He always remembers this history.


    In fact, the original program group wanted to choose a special combat force to record the program, but the army asked them to come to this company because it was the most suitable.


    Very simple, because of Li Tiezhu, because of the things about the rabbit that year.


    "Our army, our regiment, our company and our platoon froze to death in that battle, even far more than the number killed in the battle. It was their bravery and tenacity that led to the subsequent great victory. Therefore, I guess... Every soldier in our company and our platoon must keep this history in mind and train to resist cold and frost all the time, which can not only enhance their physique, but also remember the martyrs and spread the legend Inherit their invincible fighting quality! That''s why they have unique cold resistance training! I don''t know if it''s right! "


    Li Tiezhu''s voice fell and the whole regiment was silent.


    Yuan Heng blushed. He just habitually questioned everything he thought unreasonable. Unexpectedly, he kicked the iron plate this time. In the end, one sentence... Arrogance comes from ignorance.


    Wu Litao also put away his frivolous expression and his eyes were slightly red. He didn''t know that the platoon of this company... Was a God.


    Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi nodded one after another. Liu Yuan suddenly realized that his eyes were full of admiration and impulse.


    Instead of answering Li Tiezhu, the platoon leader looked at the soldiers below and asked:


    "Is he right?"


    "Yes!!!"


    The soldiers in the whole platoon heard one voice, which was very shocking.


    Nothing is more proud than being recognized by others. The soldiers feel recognized by Li Tiezhu. In turn, they also recognize Li Tiezhu and recognize him as a member of this glorious company.


    As for others, sorry, proud heroes don''t even agree with soldiers.


    The platoon leader stared at Yuan Heng: "In the war that changed the world pattern, in the first disastrous defeat of the rice army, which is known as the invincible in the world, our ancestors braved the severe cold of minus 30 or 40 degrees, a handful of fried noodles and a handful of snow, and launched an endless charge. We are not afraid of cold, hardship and death! Now, we are just comfortable with food and clothing. When we are drenched with ice water, we complain and feel tired. We deserve to be a hero company Now, Yuan Heng, do you still think this is formalism? "


    Yuan Heng was speechless: "I..."


    Platoon leader: "if you still feel meaningless, you can not participate. Now you can put on your clothes and go back to the dormitory."


    Yuan Heng: "I apologize for my ignorant remarks. I''m sorry! I''m willing to participate! And I''m proud!"


    No temper at all.


    The platoon leader did not speak and turned away. A real soldier will never look at a person he despises, even if he is a so-called star.


    Yuan Heng went to get down and pour ice water without any complaints.


    On the oil tank, when this paragraph is played, the barrage is dense:


    "Is this true?"


    "Have we ever been defeated by this army?"


    "They don''t even have winter clothes?"


    "Unfortunately, to be fair, in that battle, we were annihilated by them..."

 Chapter 721

    "This is a humiliating war in the history of the rice army war. Later, he escaped by boat."


    "I''ve seen the cartoon of the rabbit. It''s true."


    "The original animation is true?"


    "Is there really such an army in the world? It''s incredible. It''s not something human beings can do."


    "I admire this army so much."


    "No! Guys, we didn''t lose the Korean War."


    "Nanbang is almost driven into the sea. We helped them fight back to the 38th line."


    "It''s the same over there. The North stick is almost driven across the river, and it still goes back to the 38th line."


    "We occupied Pyongyang."


    "They also drove captured tanks into Seoul."


    "Therefore, the United States feels that it has not lost, and China also thinks that it has won. In fact, they all have their own reasons?"


    "But they held a universal captive Olympic Games."


    "Ah, this..."


    "This is what the Chinese often say: it is not very lethal and insulting."


    So, ah, it is difficult to get a unified understanding on the debate over the victory or defeat of the war. After all, the ass is different, but when it comes to the captive Olympic Games, it really won. The magical rabbit never disappoints people.


    Anyway, the real man became popular in the west, first because of epera Lee, because Kung Fu had just been released in beimi, and later because of the brilliant achievements of this mysterious and powerful army.


    Many crooked nuts watch Gerry Orman on time every week, gradually giving birth to a group of crooked fruit fans who support the army and love the party.


    Then, strange Posts appeared on the Internet:


    "How can crooked nuts be added to PLA?"


    "Is the combat effectiveness of cheniere''s skin broken four Lai Bo Ruo Rui AMI related to Oriental magic?"


    "If the PLA captured Wall Street, would those giants be sent to reform through labor?"


    "How can we establish a base in the Andes?"


    "We have a huge security company. How can we learn the guiding ideology of building the branch on the company and strengthen the transformation of the company?"


    The last question was raised by sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby. This problem has plagued them for a long time. Once they thought that everything would be all right with a security company. Later, it was found that the security company had no cohesion. It was far from enough. They didn''t learn the essence of the East.


    However, they were confused about what to do.


    An anonymous answer woke them up... First you have to have an ideological program.


    So the sleepy dragon began to draft the doctrine of aenpera. It''s also ha. It''s embarrassing to think about it. It''s been established for more than a year, but there''s no program and his face is red


    As in the past, as long as it is the variety show of aenpera, sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby will organize core members to watch it together and try to learn something from it.


    The great epera will never record programs for money. He must want to give us some enlightenment.


    In the picture, one shirtless soldier after another is drenched with ice water to challenge the cold, and the blood is surging.


    The domestic Barrage is even more profound:


    "It makes me cry."


    "Too hot."


    "After watching the soldier assault, tears came to my eyes."


    "It was the Changjin Lake army!"


    "After listening to Li Tiezhu''s history, I was deeply shocked."


    "All killed in battle..."


    "Today''s prosperity is hard won."


    "Our soldiers have a bloody mouth."


    "This is the real man!"


    After the training, the company commander gave a lecture and praise, and then everyone was brought back to the dormitory to prepare for the joint ceremony. Then... Li Tiezhu contributed a lot of laughter. Self introduction and recitation of vows are difficult for learning slag from the heart.


    In the afternoon, there was a blood boiling ceremony of joining the company, giving armbands and guns.


    Then there is training. The hero company is an anti tank infantry, with one machine gunner and two anti tank Gunners in each class.


    Li Tiezhu and the new Wu Litao were pulled to contact the operation of the anti tank rocket launcher under the guidance of the deputy squad leader.


    "How heavy! Li Tiezhu, is that heavy?"


    "How''s it going?"


    "I feel this one is heavier than yours. I have two bullets."


    "Who doesn''t have eggs?"


    "I''m talking about missiles. No, what rocket propelled grenades. They sink me!"


    "Oh."


    "You''re so good. Cover me later."


    "How?"


    "Just teach me. I only trained for one day. I can''t do anything when I train recruits."


    "I... I don''t know."


    "You are so modest! They say you are arrogant and are all rumors."


    Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu all the way. I don''t know why he always felt it would be better to follow Li Tiezhu. After all, Li Tiezhu was so powerful in soldier assault.


    When he arrived at the training ground, Wu Litao made a lot of mistakes. He was trained by the class assistant to run back and forth. He was very tired.


    Li Tiezhu is stable, because his action is simple. He just needs to kneel there and carry the bazooka.


    Then, Li Tiezhu also overturned and was attached by Xu Sanduo again.


    The height of the rocket launcher was too high. Li Tiezhu was a little flustered. The upper and lower parts were as fierce as a tiger, and finally made Wu Litao laugh.


    "So you can''t beg."


    "Poof goose..."


    When interviewed by the program group later, deputy ban looked disillusioned:


    "When I knew that Li Tiezhu was coming, I thought, it''s not over? He''s so strong, soldier king! That doesn''t kill me directly? There must be a lot of training programs, military actions and other aspects... I can''t compare with him. I should learn from him. However, when he came to train, he... Helped at once. Xu Sanduo is my goal Ah, he... Makes me despair. "


    Deputy ban looked at Li Tiezhu''s frantic manipulation of the bazooka with a worried face. He made a fool of himself. He couldn''t help but want to say: you deceived me!


    Wu Litao adjusted the rocket launcher support for Li Tiezhu again, and couldn''t help whispering, "Xu Sanduo isn''t playing! You are Xu Sanduo and BENDUO!"


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up, don''t make me laugh, goose..."


    Deputy class: "Li Tiezhu, is the training funny?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the report is not funny."


    Deputy class: "what are you laughing at?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to Wu Litao with black eyes: "report, this man looks so funny. He grows on my smile."


    Wu Litao looked confused and forced, "are you still talking about me?"


    Deputy class: "Li Tiezhu! Serious, you also grow on other people''s laughter."


    Li Tiezhu: "geese..."


    Deputy class: "what are you laughing at?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this rocket launcher is too light. It''s always floating, goose..."


    He really doesn''t know why he smiles. It''s not all because of Wu Litao, but more because of his embarrassment. In short, he just can''t help it.


    Deputy class: "


    Then, Li Tiezhu was punished to squat with a rocket launcher.


    Wu Litao was overjoyed. He sat down and looked at me gloating. It turned out that I was still very good, at least compared with Li Tiezhu.


    "Wu Litao!"


    "Yes."


    "Did I let you sit down?"


    "No."


    "Then why do you sit down?"


    "Eh? Yes, why did I sit down? Thank you for reminding me."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Then Wu Litao began to do push ups with his back gear on his back.


    Looking at Li Tiezhu squatting madly, there was another confusion on the melancholy face of the Deputy class, which was completely undisguised.


    Barrage:


    "Don''t go through the procedure, just laugh!"


    "I''m so happy."


    "Class mate, it''s terrible."


    "The idol is broken!"


    "The deputy squad leader''s expression is really hurt..."


    "I can only say... Li Tiezhu''s acting is very good."


    "A song was given to the Deputy monitor when he woke up."


    "Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao, two men who grow up at the laughing point, still dislike each other?"


    "The king of war becomes a rookie."


    After training in the afternoon, after dinner, everyone gathered in an auditorium to do a good job and start the nightlife of the military camp - singing. I was so happy that I couldn''t hear what was singing. It was louder than my voice, and the model command of each company commander was the same as fighting.


    When the atmosphere came, Li Tiezhu also coaxed, and then


    "Li Tiezhu, one!"


    "One more for Xu San!"


    Li Tiezhu went straight up without any delay. First came a Shougang seven Liange:


    "There is a truth that goes without saying, soldiers should go to the battlefield..."


    Many soldiers sang along.


    Then there is a song "chasing a dream, the heart of a child".


    "Where is the world full of flowers? If it really exists, I will go..."


    All the soldiers sang along.


    This song, in this time and space, is specially written for this heroic army. They have always been proud of this song, so they sing at the top of their lungs.


    In the song, the program released an interview with Li Tiezhu.


    "Ah... I was very moved. When I was training in the army, I met some veterans. They all saw the things about the rabbit that year, and some recruits said to me, Xu Sanduo, we watched the soldier assault I''m here to be a soldier. I feel like I''m here to pay off my debts... I should practice. In this way, if someone says to me like this in the future, at least I won''t be ashamed. "


    After coming out of the auditorium, several other artists were very envious of Li Tiezhu.


    Zhang Yifeng was even more upset: "why? I also played a lot of soldiers, more than you. Why do they only remember you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "maybe it''s because this role is most like everyone."


    Guo Xiaoxi nodded: "yes! Mr. Zhang, our roles are mature soldiers, even officers. Ordinary soldiers don''t feel much. Xu Sanduo is different. His plays are on the way to growth."


    Liu Yuan: "today I really feel that brother Zhu''s super popularity in the army is... A superstar!"


    Wu Litao: "aren''t you also red? Those female soldiers blush when they see you. Why doesn''t anyone like me? I''m also an idol."


    Li Tiezhu: "an idol growing on a smile? Poof..."


    Wu Litao: "where am I funny? I have idol burden, yo ~ SKR ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "speak well! The last one full of Freestyle has been caught."


    Wu Litao: "what about my double truncation stick?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    It has to be said that Li Tiezhu also felt his popularity for the first time. He always knew that he was very popular, but when he came here, he found that he was already so popular and in the army.


    At the same time of pride, an unspeakable sense of responsibility also rose.

 Chapter 722

    After returning to the dormitory, Li Tiezhu was still in some unknown excitement, which came from the shock in the depths of his soul. It turned out that as an artist, he could affect so many young people... Their ideals and struggles were raised by me. This inexplicable sense of pride made Li Tiezhu feel flustered.


    Wu Litao was also flustered and raised his hand: "report! Monitor, can I go to shit? I''ve been holding it all night!"


    The squad leader''s face cramped. During the singing tonight, he was teased to death by his own treasure soldiers: "go, remember to take..."


    Wu Litao ran away.


    Monitor: "remember to bring paper..."


    In the dormitory, the monitor is teaching everyone to tidy up the house and asked Li Tiezhu to teach everyone to fold quilts. I have to say that although Li Tiezhu''s other military skills have collapsed, the level of folding quilts is still very good, which belongs to the professional level.


    Sleepy long Odin, who was watching the program as a core member of the US organization, suddenly turned his head and looked at the next bedroom. His quilt was rolled up at the head of the bed like garbage.


    At this moment, he realized!


    From this day on, aenpera has added a rule that all people who join the organization from top to bottom must receive training in folding quilts and sorting out internal affairs, and conduct random sampling.


    After a while, the instructor wearing white gloves came to check the internal affairs. Well, I didn''t say anything. Soon there was a lot of lying in the room. The internal affairs didn''t do well and did push ups.


    "Li Tiezhu! Brother Zhu -"


    Wu Litao''s cry came from outside.


    No one answered.


    The instructor put his back on his hands: "I said how to look sparse. It turned out that one was missing. What about others?"


    Monitor: "report! Wu Litao went to the bathroom."


    The instructor didn''t speak, so he can''t pull it back. Maybe he didn''t finish it.


    "Liu Yuan! Yuan Heng... Anyone? Monitor!"


    Still no one answered.


    The instructor called up the soldiers doing push ups and said, "I don''t check whether your quilts are folded well because I know it takes a process, but can''t you even wipe the dust? Is it difficult?"


    Yuan Heng: "report! You came before we could wipe it."


    Instructor: "don''t make excuses for me! There is only absolute obedience in the army! Did you say to check the internal affairs when you gathered tonight? Why didn''t you do it?"


    Yuan Heng: "


    Monitor: "report! It''s my problem. I didn''t organize everyone to clean up in time."


    Li Tiezhu: "report! We learned to fold quilts first..."


    The instructor has to teach people. The door is open.


    In between, Wu Litao put his coat around his waist, hung his crotch and pouted his ass, and stood at the door: "I''ve been calling for a long time. Why hasn''t anyone paid attention to me? I didn''t think of it until I pulled it half way... Yeah? The instructor is also there? Rare guests..."


    Obviously, the pants didn''t dare to lift up, because they didn''t wipe their hips, so they were naked under their coats.


    All the five artists held back, but the monitor didn''t hold back: "poop, hahaha..."


    The monitor is unspeakable. When he is severe, he is heinous, but his smile point is really low. It is far worse than Jin Wu, the monitor of the recruit company. He can''t stop laughing.


    The instructor looked at Wu Litao and asked the monitor, "what''s the situation?"


    Monitor: "hehe... He didn''t bring any paper to the bathroom."


    Wu Litao looked at the crowd and pointed to the cameraman: "don''t shoot! Pinch it off for me. This section can''t be broadcast. I have an idol burden."


    When he covered his clothes with one hand, the clothes almost fell down, which frightened him. He covered his hands quickly, but


    The pants fell to the ankles.


    Instructor Ye couldn''t help laughing and said, "solve it."


    The monitor laughed like a Madman: "hehe... Li Tiezhu, get him paper, hehe..."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. Why is it me?


    The four artists next to him could no longer hold back their laughter.


    Li Tiezhu: "can I give him a double stick to wipe his ass?"


    Monitor: "ha ha ha ha ha ha..."


    The deputy squad leader and four artists turned to look at the squad leader, didn''t they? Is it that funny?


    Wu Litao: "don''t laugh! Shit is also a very serious thing. I''m... I''m dealing with internal affairs!"


    Squad leader: "Oh, Ho, Ho..."


    Instructor: "don''t talk nonsense!"


    Holding his nose, Li Tiezhu handed Wu Litao a packet of small paper towels.


    Wu Litao opened his mouth, bit the paper towel, covered his crotch with his clothes and left.


    The instructor shook his head, pointed to the direction of Wu Litao''s disappearance, and asked, "look... What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu: "report, we have discredited the heroic army!"


    Instructor: "just know! I hope you learn a lesson and don''t make the same mistake again..."


    After another training, Wu Litao came back.


    The instructor asked, "Wu Litao, what do you think of what happened just now?"


    Wu Litao stood at attention and said loudly, "report! Shit for a while, there''s no paper crematorium!"


    The instructor pointed to the ground: "ten push ups."


    Wu Litao: "Oh."


    Barrage:


    "I''m a fucking good guy! Isn''t that great?"


    "Wu Litao... It''s hard to say!"


    "The monitor''s smile is full of wisdom."


    "Shit is also housekeeping?"


    "Can this special be broadcast? Social death on the spot!"


    "This program... Cow."


    "What''s the situation? What kind of soldiers should such people be?"


    "Don''t be serious. There are many wonderful things when the recruits are assigned to the company."


    "This is very true. Many strange things will happen in army life and training."


    "Xu Sanduo exercises with eggs, ha ha!"


    "Can''t Wu Litao wait for it to dry naturally?"


    "This guy is on fire!"


    After seeing off the instructor, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and began to tidy up the house and clean up.


    ¡­¡­


    At the same time, Du Haibo also returned to southern Hunan. He had no new work arrangement, but he still came to Taiwan. In the rest room, while blowing with his girlfriend how awesome he was in the army, he waited for teacher he to invite him to dinner after work.


    "Really? You ran five kilometers in the middle of the night?"


    "Of course, it''s not far from five kilometers. It''s just ten laps on the playground."


    "Not far?"


    "Not far! Although I''m fat, I have strength."


    "Did you shoot?"


    "There are people around. Why shoot? Besides, don''t you come back to you? Where do you need to shoot?"


    "I mean the real gun."


    "Oh! Yes! I shot five guns, forty rings and five rings with live ammunition. The monitor only hit forty-nine rings. Yuan Heng, Liu Yuan, they hit more than thirty rings, tut tut..."


    "Then why did you come back? Didn''t you say you wanted to lose weight?"


    "I just don''t think the army is interesting. The training intensity is average. I''d better come back and practice by myself."


    "In that case, I might be a soldier king."


    "Forget it! You think you''re me?"


    After a while, he Ling came out after the meeting: "Haibo is back?"


    Du Haibo: "thank you, Mr. He. I''m very sorry about it. Thanks for your help."


    He Ling looked at Du Haibo: "let me be frank. I didn''t help you or your father''s influence about the contract savings of the real man. It was... Li Tiezhu said he wanted you to leave."


    Du Haibo died on the spot and just boasted with his girlfriend.


    Her girlfriend kept her head down and pretended not to know.


    Du Haibo said awkwardly, "why..."


    He Ling: "two things, two things you''ve done, I already know. So, he said that no one has reason to object to letting you go. Moreover, you should know that it''s not easy to invite him in this program, and you won''t offend him for you. You... Work more than you think in the future."


    Then he Ling turned and left. He was very angry. After stepping on the hat for the first time, he apologized to Li Tiezhu and said a lot of good words. But who knows, the next day this guy hid Li Tiezhu''s shoes, and the camera took pictures!


    ¡­¡­


    Perhaps because of the feeling of sending paper, Wu Litao became closer and closer to Li Tiezhu. After finishing the housekeeping, he pestered Li Tiezhu to talk. It''s still early to turn off the lights. It''s time for a break.


    Wu Litao: "in the training ground during the day, what you said about this army is true? Is it really that bad?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course it''s true! They''ve been to Seoul more than 60 years before you. Why? Don''t you agree? You can find some books or documentaries."


    Wu Litao said, "it''s so troublesome to read. It''s too difficult for a fool like me to read. You''d better tell me. It seems that you have a lot of research."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m a stupid loser, too."


    Wu Litao: "it''s impossible. You look so smart..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then you are really a stupid loser."


    "The song you sang when you played a double stick in the morning..."


    "You don''t deserve it."


    "Ah?"


    "I said you don''t deserve that song. I won''t give it to you. I''ll sing it myself."


    "Goodbye! No loyalty."


    "Who knows you? Tell you about loyalty?"


    "Monitor, Li Tiezhu said dirty words and punished him for push ups."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    This Wu Litao is really a bitch! Don''t send him paper next time.


    After ten push ups.


    Li Tiezhu looked helplessly at Wu Litao who came up again: "why?"


    Wu Litao: "I want to challenge you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t accept the challenge."


    Others watched.


    The squad leader is also a good man, with a dirty face: "Wu Litao, what do you want to challenge Li Tiezhu?"


    Wu Litao shook his long hair and said, "fight!"


    Monitor: "


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Others immediately cheered. Wu Litao was not afraid of death. Of course, they were even more afraid.


    Wu Litao smiled angrily: "are you afraid? I practiced martial arts much earlier than you since I was a child. You belong to half a bucket!"


    Li Tiezhu: "true or false?"


    Wu Litao: "to tell you the truth, when I was a child, I almost joined the national team when I practiced martial arts. Later, when your Master Cheng Dalong invited me to shoot the railway Flying Tigers, many of my actions were done at one go, which was more beautiful than the action guidance. Cheng Dalong praised it very much. Have you seen that film?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I don''t watch bad movies."


    Wu Litao: "ah..."


    The monitor smiled and patted his thigh: "ha ha ha..."


    The others looked at the monitor and smiled, didn''t they? As for? It''s funny, but you''re exaggerating, aren''t you?


    Liu Yuan said: "however, Li Tiezhu''s Kung Fu is not HuaQuan and embroidered legs. He has been a WWE professional player."


    Yuan Heng: "yes! Handsome fried!"


    Wu Litao: "so, don''t hit with your knees and elbows. This is a hurtful action..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the challenge is OK. What to bet on?"


    Wu Litao''s eyes turned: "let''s fight alone and bet on your double stick! I win. Sell me this song. If I lose, I''ll let you sing it."


    What a fucking shame! Let you sing???


    Li Tiezhu was not fooled: "if you lose, shave the shortest inch and call me Shifu all your life."


    Wu Litao was lost in thought. Of course, he didn''t want to lose face. Integrity doesn''t exist. The problem is what benefits can he get if he doesn''t lose face.

 Chapter 723

    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)


    While Wu Litao was weighing the pros and cons, several other artists and started to make a noise. The general meaning was to let Wu Litao fight Li Tiezhu and do it without counseling. After all... It''s not too big to watch the excitement.


    Wu Litao is also a fool. He hasn''t thought clearly for a long time. After all, he doesn''t have enough brains.


    He patted his ass: "OK! Come on! Fight alone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight alone... Why do you slap your ass? It makes me a little flustered..."


    (the anti-theft chapter will be updated in half an hour ~ thank you for your understanding!)

 Chapter 724

    People quickly get up and get dressed. After all, it''s not the first emergency gathering. They have a little experience.


    Wu Litao was the first one to put on his clothes, jumped down from the upper bunk, made his hair in front of the mirror and looked sad.


    The monitor shouted, "pack your bags! We''ll have a field drill today!"


    Wu Litao: "ah?"


    Never learned! Nah! I knew I packed it all night last night


    Li Tiezhu also put on his clothes, put the washing cup and rice bowl chopsticks in the washbasin, and said, "pack quickly. What are you doing?"


    Wu Litao: "what bag? I haven''t learned. Turn on the light! I can''t see it at all."


    Li Tiezhu: "where is the emergency assembly with the lights on?"


    Wu Litao: "what should I do? I won''t."


    Li Tiezhu took out his military backpack and stuffed a quilt into it: "it doesn''t matter! We learned it in the recruit company. Come and help me. I''ll learn it soon. Trust yourself!"


    Wu Litao: "thank you, master."


    After that, he came to help Li Tiezhu load things. Li Tiezhu explained to him while loading. When he didn''t understand, he asked the monitor. Soon, Li Tiezhu''s backpack was ready, second only to the monitor and the deputy.


    Anyway, it''s also two people. It''s really fast. The other talents are half filled.


    Li Tiezhu stood up and patted Wu Litao on the shoulder: "how''s it going? Have you learned it?"


    Wu Litao: "probably learned. Thank you, master."


    Li Tiezhu picked up his backpack and ran: "you''re welcome! Come on! You can do it."


    Wu Litao: "


    My new master ran away? I feel like I''ve been cheated!


    Monitor: "Wu Litao, what are you still staring at? Pack your backpack! Pack all the quilts, pillows, washbasins, toiletries and so on!"


    Wu Litao was in a hurry: "Oh, oh, oh..."


    Barrage:


    "I''ll go. Does Wu Li Tao stay up in the middle of the night?"


    "I finally know how his dark circles came from."


    "There is no ladder in the upper and lower bunks?"


    "There''s never been a ladder, okay?"


    "The upper and lower bunks of the army also get you a ladder? Why don''t you have an elevator?"


    "It''s common sense that the emergency assembly doesn''t turn on the lights."


    "True!"


    "This program is too rigid!"


    "I''ll go. Li Tiezhu packed so fast. He taught his disciples while packing..."


    "Wu Litao has made a lot of money."


    "This master is worth it."


    "Li Tiezhu ran away?"


    "This..."


    "I take back what I said just now. Li Tiezhu is bad."


    "I laughed to death, asked my apprentice to help pack, and then ran away with my bag."


    "Tao Tao collapsed, ha ha ha..."


    "Brother Zheng is so cute that he abandoned his little apprentice."


    Li Tiezhu ran downstairs with the recruits of other classes, followed them to get the gun, and then gathered. He was the first batch to arrive, not much worse than the soldiers of other classes.


    In fact, Wu Litao didn''t help much when he was packing. At best, he helped deliver things, which didn''t make Li Tiezhu much faster. The reason why he is so fast is that when shooting soldier assault, in addition to folding quilts, what he learned best is to pack a backpack.


    All the other soldiers have arrived, and there is only Li Tiezhu in the first class of recruits.


    A few minutes later, Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan rushed down, but because they didn''t take the gun, they were sprayed back by the company commander.


    After a few minutes, the new class finally assembled, panting and sweating.


    The instructor was very angry: "a row and two rows took a total of seven minutes. The third row, especially the new class, took 17 minutes. It was too slow and slow."


    They began to check the war readiness materials. Cups, porcelain bowls, spoons and flashlights fell all over the floor, and several artists picked up things everywhere.


    The instructor was even more angry: "new class! What''s the matter? Can''t you even hold the bowl? Can''t you hold the bowl stably and still hold the gun?"


    The artists all bowed their heads.


    Instructor: "why doesn''t Li Tiezhu''s cup and rice bowl fall?"


    Li Tiezhu: "report! I tied it up with a rope when I packed it. I''m sure it won''t fall off."


    Instructor: "


    Liu Yuan chuckled.


    Wu Litao stamped his feet secretly. Yes, I watched him tie it. Why didn''t I learn it?


    The instructor took a deep breath: "Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "here!"


    Instructor: "get ready for push ups! Thirty. Opportunistic in training. Do you think you''re humorous?"


    Wu Litao looked at Li Tiezhu doing push ups and silently said, "let you pit me, let you pit me..."


    Instructor: "now let''s check our clothes. Li Tiezhu!"


    "Here!"


    "Get up."


    "Yes."


    "You are the most neatly dressed in your class. Please comment on their dress problems one by one."


    Li Tiezhu said in his heart, why don''t you put it here and play with me? Fortunately, I have good eyes.


    "Guo Xiaoxi, your collar is not neat enough."


    "Yes."


    "Wu Litao, your collar is not neat enough."


    "Yes."


    "Yuan Heng, you too, your collar... Why stand up? Is it cool?"


    "Yes."


    "Liu Yuan."


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu stared at Liu Yuan for a long time. His skull hurt: "your collar... Your collar is OK."


    Wu Litao: "poof ~"


    Barrage:


    "Laugh to death."


    "Your collar is OK, hahaha..."


    "OK, OK?"


    "Li Tiezhu will laugh to death."


    "It turned out that Xu Sandai really acted in his true color."


    "Li Tiezhu, you can grow up a little. You''re worried..."


    "Sooner or later, I''ll be laughed to death by you."


    "Such serious training can''t help laughing."


    "I thought soldier assault was an over adaptation, but I didn''t expect it to be a documentary."


    "Those who have been soldiers know that the jokes in the army are not the same every day."


    Soon, the soldiers got on the troop carrier and drove to the field. The monitor is instilling the tradition of hero company into several recruits'' eggs. Everyone listens carefully.


    Wu Litao also sat straight: "shout ~ snore..."


    Monitor: "Wu Litao!"


    "Here!"


    "Who put you to sleep?"


    "I didn''t sleep."


    "We all heard you snore."


    "You must have heard wrong."


    "You... Listen carefully!"


    "Utter ~"


    The monitor glared at Wu Litao angrily and found that the goods had big eyes. They even looked bright against the dark circles.


    Wu Litao: "monitor, what can I do for you?"


    The monitor can only continue to say: "the red flag means, forge ahead..."


    After driving for an hour, Li Tiezhu did push ups for half an hour, because he was always wrong about Lian Hun''s three words.


    The monitor was so anxious that he scratched his helmet: "no, Xu Sanduo, you have a memory. How do you make TV and movies?"


    Li Tiezhu: "all the scripts are in my mind."


    Yes, Li Tiezhu''s scripts are given by the system in his mind. Naturally, he won''t forget. As for other people''s films, he said that the lines can kill the director.


    With the help of other comrades in arms, Li Tiezhu was finally right and made the monitor sweat.


    Wu Litao: "shout ~ snore..."


    The monitor shouted angrily, "Wu Litao! Said not to sleep! Go home and sleep, don''t be a soldier."


    Wu Litao wiped his mouth: "I didn''t sleep. I''ve been listening to you."


    Monitor: "then you can recite the soul of our hero company."


    Wu Litao: "always stick to xiaogaoling. We are always ready. We don''t believe in tasks that can''t be completed, difficulties that can''t be overcome, and enemies that can''t be overcome."


    Articulate and articulate.


    Monitor: "ah... Good! Good... Li Tiezhu, learn from Wu Litao."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes!"


    When the troops entered the grassland, the soldiers began to move their bodies, and then armed for a three kilometer sprint.


    At game time, Li Tiezhu killed another class directly. That''s called a fierce. No way, Li Tiezhu''s combat power is too strong.


    In the first round, after ten turns, Li Tiezhu was the first to rush to the end and pick up the basin. The other party was still running to the end. He rushed up and buckled.


    In the second round, after another ten laps, Li Tiezhu was a little mixed with garlic at his feet. The other party got the basin first, and Li Tiezhu fell down and grabbed the basin.


    In the third round, after ten laps, Li Tiezhu rushed to the finish line with his opponent and pressed his opponent''s head into the basin.


    It''s so simple, rough and boring.


    The soldiers are silly. No matter the veterans and recruits who can enter the hero company are elites, their physical quality is absolutely excellent, and their physical fitness is quite strong. However, in the face of Li Tiezhu, he was really unable to resist.


    Is that too strong?


    Everyone began to whisper:


    "Xu Sanduo is violent!"


    "It''s so powerful. It''s worthy of being the king of war."


    "Although the military technology is not good, he is a real cow."


    "What else are you playing?"


    "San duo looks so thin. I didn''t expect to have so much strength."


    "The key is that he doesn''t faint after dozens of turns."


    "Mingming usually falls when dancing..."


    "Look, the third squad leader is going to fight Li Tiezhu."


    "I''ll go! I''ll go! Did you fight directly?"


    "Is the third squad leader afraid? It''s OK to compete first, distinguish the winner from the loser, and then buckle the basin."


    "Still can''t fight!"


    "I''m kidding. Li Tiezhu''s fighting level is professional."


    At this time, the fourth round was going on. The third squad leader fought against Li Tiezhu. After the two finished the circle, they had a very tacit understanding. Instead of grabbing the basin first, they were ready to attack each other. Then, both of them laughed and jumped at each other.


    Fighting, wrestling and jujitsu are all used.


    The soldiers applauded one after another.


    A few minutes later, the outcome was divided. The third squad leader was controlled by Li Tiezhu''s small catcher and won again.


    Liu Yuan was stunned: "wow... Is it too fried? Kill the four sides!"


    Yuan Heng: "Li Tiezhu is not human."


    Zhang Yifeng: "we don''t have to play."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "three wins in five innings. We have won."


    Wu Litao: "Hulu..."


    In the last round, Li Tiezhu, who was physically exhausted, finally lost.


    Even so, in the process of resistance, Li Tiezhu tore the basin in two, a little alarmed: "leader, do you want to lose money?"


    The instructor shook his head: "don''t pay."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s good. Scare me."


    Back in the class, Li Tiezhu was treated like a hero, and even the monitor admired him.


    Wu Litao: "it''s all right, master. Winning or losing is a routine for soldiers. If you lose, I''ll avenge you! In the game of three wins in five innings, we''ll just win more next."


    Everyone looked at Wu Litao strangely.


    Li Tiezhu has won. One person won four of the five innings. The game is over. Didn''t you watch the game?


    Wu Litao: "why? You don''t believe me? I''m super brave..."


    Monitor: "were you sleeping again just now?"


    Wu Litao: "absolutely not. How can anyone sleep standing? Are you kidding?"

 Chapter 725

    Others looked at Wu Litao suspiciously. The goods were definitely broken. Otherwise, how could he think Li Tiezhu had lost? It''s not like this to wander around in class!


    Wu Litao was very sure that he was not asleep. He felt that he was stunned. He saw Li Tiezhu turn around and then saw that Li Tiezhu lost.


    Isn''t it?


    Eh? Four out of five, win?


    What did I miss?


    Curious.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help asking, "brother Tao? Did you steal the cow last night? The dark circles under your eyes are heavier than yesterday."


    Wu Litao: "master, just call me handsome boy. I didn''t steal cattle last night. I went to beat dogs."


    Li Tiezhu ignored him. This guy ran the train with his mouth full and didn''t tell the truth.


    When Mingming was fighting with others, Li Tiezhu saw Wu Litao sleeping on Liu Yuan''s shoulder and didn''t admit it.


    Boys are skin, it''s better to be honest.


    The new class won the competition and was rewarded with a pack of compressed biscuits. The tired people shared them.


    After the game, the soldiers sat around and rested.


    The artists are tired. Although they work hard, they really can''t compare with the real soldiers in physical strength. Although the disabled among the old, weak, sick and disabled have quit, the old and weak are still there. So they sat on the ground and didn''t remember. They looked at the performances of other classes.


    After a soldier performed a martial arts, the soldiers began to shout again:


    "Li Tiezhu, one!"


    "One more for Xu San!"


    Li Tiezhu was not tired. He just saw a scene in the distance and came to Yaxing. He didn''t want to perform and said:


    "I won''t perform. I performed just now when I buttoned up the basin. Let my apprentice show you a hand and make a fool of himself! Brother Tao!"


    "Suck it! Ah? What?"


    "Wake up."


    "I didn''t sleep, just... Close my eyes and think about the meaning of life."


    Wu Litao rubbed his eyes and stood up, causing laughter around him.


    Li Tiezhu: "did you hear what everyone just shouted?"


    Wu Litao: "yes, say I''m handsome."


    "Woo ~"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Fell asleep.


    Li Tiezhu said, "everyone heard that you practiced martial arts since childhood. Let''s go!"


    Wu Litao said, "Hey! What am I talking about? Don''t you just want to see my handsome Kung Fu? It''s nothing!"


    With that, he took off his helmet and threw it to Liu Yuan. When he rushed to the court, he did three back somersaults, followed by a carp, and then played a gorgeous long fist routine.


    Li Tiezhu looked at it for two times. It was really much better than his moves. It was just not practical. It was a show show show.


    Then he asked the instructor for instructions and went to the distant Barracks - the cooking class with his back hands.


    "Xu Sanduo! Where are you walking?"


    "I''ll study."


    "How about trying this Mapo Tofu."


    "Suck, eh! Authentic!"


    "See if the braised meat tastes good?"


    "Sleeping trough! Do you still fry sugar in the wilderness?"


    "That''s necessary! Cooks who can''t stir fry sugar are not qualified soldiers."


    "Cow!"


    "You''re welcome. Give me some advice."


    "Don''t dare! It''s good to cook beef brisket with potatoes and add tomatoes. It''s professional!"


    After a while, Li Tiezhu ate an apple and stuffed an old watch from the cooking class into his. It''s normal. Soldiers working in the army cooking team have to check whether the food is fresh from time to time. It''s reasonable. I''ll give it to Li Tiezhu today.


    "Well, the apple is sweet!"


    "Sweet? Come if you want, but don''t bring the cameraman next time."


    "Thanks, old watch."


    "You''re welcome. It''s all our own people. By the way, can you fry vinegar cabbage? You can cook so well, you must."


    "A little bit..."


    Li Tiezhu was soon put on an apron by the soldiers and gave him a huge spatula. He was no stranger. Li Tiezhu immediately entered the state:


    "Fire, hot pot, cold oil..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu began his cooking performance. The cooking soldiers around applauded. Although it was just frying a big pot, the cameraman of the program team was stunned to shoot the visual sense of China on the tip of the tongue.


    For a company of more than 100 people, the lunch every day is four dishes and one soup, two meat and two vegetables, plus a fruit.


    Even during field training, as long as conditions permit, the cooking team will cook hot dishes and rice instead of allowing the soldiers to eat compressed biscuits. This is a fine tradition of the Chinese army.


    Big pot cooking is a basic skill for Li Tiezhu. He started cooking from big pot cooking, which is not difficult for him.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu talent exhibition moment."


    "Martial arts performances are too outdated. Serious brother''s backhand is a pot of vinegar cabbage!"


    "If he were a soldier, it would be either a reconnaissance company or a cooking squad."


    "Cooking class? How much do you despise iron pillars?"


    "Wrong! I think highly of him."


    "Do you think the cooking class is so easy to enter?"


    "Those who can enter the cooking class are veterans with excellent military skills and physical quality, and they also know how to fry sugar."


    "Can the cooking class steal apples?"


    "Wrong! That''s called checking whether the ingredients are fresh."


    "I remember when I was in the army, I watched the cooking class who came back from buying vegetables every morning gnawing an apple and cried with envy."


    Tomato beef brisket is still stewing. It''s more than ten minutes before dinner.


    Li Tiezhu cooked a pot of vegetables and strolled back to prepare to line up for dinner. There should be some rules. After all, he has been given preferential treatment by the army.


    Everyone can see that this army is very cruel to other artists, but it is very friendly to Li Tiezhu. Perhaps it is because Li Tiezhu created the heart of chasing a dream and the things about the rabbit that year for his army.


    When he came back, the instructor was performing magic and pulled down a horse, and the soldiers laughed wildly.


    Wu Litao put his left hand around Yuan Heng and his right hand around Liu Yuan, and fell asleep again.


    Li Tiezhu walked over and whispered, "brother Tao, get up and pee."


    Wu Litao shook and opened his eyes: "I didn''t sleep!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Liu Yuan snickered. He had just seen Wu Litao drooling. He slept for at least ten minutes. Of course, Liu Yuan didn''t watch the performance much seriously. He was playing with his mobile phone.


    Mobile phones can be used in the army, except for foreign brands and recruits.


    However, it can''t be used when performing tasks. This practice is not too confidential. At least it''s not so strict with artists. It can be used when it''s not photographed.


    Liu Yuan showed Wu Litao his mobile phone: "did you send this? It''s not a trumpet?"


    Wu Litao glanced: "yes! I don''t have a trumpet."


    Liu Yuan looked adored: "I''m going. Are you too rigid? You didn''t go to bed at three o''clock last night. You sent Facebook to swear? What do you think?"


    Wu Litao: "I can''t stand it, so I scolded."


    Li Tiezhu was curious: "swearing is not a good habit. Brother Tao, pay attention to restraint in the future."


    Liu Yuan handed the mobile phone to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took a look and said to Wu Litao, "well scolded! Continue to carry forward next time."


    Wu Litao shook his long hair and smiled: "thank you, master! My name is Zufa man. I learned from you, master."


    The latest content of Wu Litao''s Facebook account is displayed on the mobile phone screen:


    "Why did you ask Zhonghua? You MTF? I forced you to mention Zhonghua, really FAK you, Sb! @ trump"


    It turned out that yesterday, the commander-in-chief of the United States was asked by reporters about black life and racial discrimination. The commander was angry and clamored to let reporters ask China. Their new Tibet in western Xinjiang was more serious.


    So, there was the diss of Wu Litao on the Internet, and he directly @ the commander of the United States. Of course, the commander did not reply.


    The combination of Chinese and English in this paragraph is full of literary talent and reasonable.


    Li Tiezhu realized that Wu Litao said he went to beat a dog last night. He didn''t say it blindly, but it was true.


    On Facebook, many Chinese users scolded Wu Litao, saying that he had no quality, was rude, and lowered the cultural level of Chinese people. Others advised him not to brush his mobile phone and go to bed. His eyes were dark enough... (the truth)


    Wu Litao scolded the dissidents until four o''clock in the morning, that is... The time of emergency assembly.


    Yes!


    Li Tiezhu wanted to stop talking. Why are you a soldier and go to hammer the commander of the United States without going to bed at night? Should you praise you or praise you?


    Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "go to bed early at night. What''s the point of wasting time scolding prostitutes? They are. You scold them or not."


    Wu Litao: "but master, I''ve heard that people who sleep less are smart, and people who sleep too much are slow."


    Li Tiezhu: "who told you? Don''t contact this person in the future."


    Wu Litao: "ah? Why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he treats you like a fool."


    Wu Litao: "but brother pig says time is like water in a sponge..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t contact."


    Of course, this paragraph was not recorded in the program, but many viewers still knew about it. Because, long before the program was broadcast, Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu won the first place in the hot search because they scolded the commander-in-chief of the United States.


    At that time, the name of hot search was: "Li Tiezhu, Wu Litao abused the commander".


    Why is Li Tiezhu involved?


    Because, in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu heard that Wu Litao''s agent asked him to delete the post and apologize. Wu Litao opened the agent, and he just shouted abuse on the Internet.


    Li Tiezhu decided to pull the apprentice, and he used tiktok to forward the screenshots of Wu Li Tao''s speech and wrote the text: "I want to introduce to you that this is my new apprentice, handsome and nice. @Trump."


    The international version of tiktok is released at the same time.


    As a result, the incident became a big one. It was immediately searched and attracted a lot of abuse. At the same time, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao''s fans were also very strong, and the ten day curse war began.


    This did not affect Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao. Except for dinner and rest, their mobile phones were taken away, out of sight and out of mind.


    The most coquettish thing is that before the mobile phone was taken away, Wu Litao sent another battle text on Facebook:


    "He has white eyes and I have black eyes. I''m not born to deal with it! What''s the matter? Hit me, fool!"


    That''s a great reason!


    When the program was broadcast to the soldiers, Wu Litao dozed off while eating, which once again attracted the audience''s barrage of criticism:


    "Eat and sleep?"


    "I''ve been dozing all day. Don''t be a soldier!"


    "Such a man is also worthy to be a soldier?"


    "Little fresh meat, die! Disgusting!"


    "Didn''t you sleep at night?"


    "How can Li Tiezhu have a good relationship with such people?"


    "The road turns black!"


    "Please! Do you know what he did last night? Just spray!"


    "He scolded very reliably last night. He scolded until four o''clock in the morning."


    "Sleeping trough! True or false?"


    "It''s a hot search. Is there no Internet in the village?"


    "I don''t want to be virtuous, black to powder!"


    "If it''s true, it''s good..."


    "Li Tiezhu''s Apprentice''s eyes are absolutely unique!"

 Chapter 726

    The barrage was very dense and did not stop or decrease because of the omission of the program lens, because many people specially paused to send barrages to support Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu.


    Although Wu Litao is a sand carving brain cripple, at least he did nothing wrong this time. Besides, isn''t his master Li Tiezhu also brain cripple?


    Here! It''s called inheritance! Also called birds of a feather flock together


    "Brother Tao is stupid, but it''s not more decent than Du Haibo who kneels on his stick?"


    "Wu Li Tao is the top! I love you so much."


    "I really want to fall in love with Tao ~"


    "Female fans retreat. We''re talking about business. Don''t make trouble."


    "Love you so much ~"


    "Tao Tao is the most handsome! Love you, love you, love you..."


    "Is that old foreign man surnamed te an old star? Tao Tao should be honored to scold him for not sleeping in the middle of the night!"


    "My Tao''s English is great!"


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "As an iron pillar dead powder, I never powder idols. I''ll powder you this time."


    "What''s wrong with swearing? Cheer up!"


    "Some people are brainwashed by foreign slaves and can''t be scolded? Hit me, fool!"


    "I found this sand sculpture with smoky makeup for the first time. It''s very cute."


    "The apprentice who has opened the light is different."


    "We can''t know this man until we see the sound of the tiktok," he said. "We are very good!"


    "It''s really fun to scold! Cool!"


    "The public are in a hurry, they are in a hurry!"


    "If you don''t sleep in the middle of the night, you will be the only one in the entertainment industry? Laugh to death!"


    "This guy has a pit in his head, but his three views are quite correct. The iron pillar didn''t look out of sight."


    It is rare for an entertainment star to openly abuse the leader of a country. Although it has little influence abroad, it is a very sensational event at home.


    Even if Li Tiezhu came to the platform in person, Wu Litao was still scolded miserably. Most of them scolded him were maggots with so-called "independent thinking".


    However, after the mobile phone was taken away by the monitor, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao disappeared, and the practice continued.


    An accident happened.


    "There seems to be a fire over there."


    "What a big smoke."


    "What''s going on?"


    "The grassland is on fire. Get ready to put out the fire."


    "Everyone, run forward, put out the fire..."


    Li Tiezhu and the other five artists immediately ran out with the monitor, looking particularly impulsive, because when they came, the monitor told them in the car - this is a special practice they''ve never seen on TV.


    So realistic! The grassland is burning!


    Surprise, ha ha ha.


    Zhang Yifeng: "this exercise is enough money! It''s too real."


    Liu Yuan: "yes, my hair is standing up now."


    Li Tiezhu: "arson is against the law! Isn''t this a drill? It seems that there is a real fire..."


    Yuan Heng: "what''s true? At first glance, it''s the task of the army! It''s stupid."


    Wu Litao: "don''t scold my master!"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "how could it be so coincidence? I think it''s a drill."


    Li Tiezhu was also a little confused and asked Wu Litao, who was dozing while running: "brother Tao, do you think the fire is true or false?"


    Wu Litao: "I''m a sand sculpture. I don''t understand."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Wu Litao suddenly shouted, "it should be true! Look over there, the film crew left the machine to put out the fire..."


    The fire fighting process is almost full of panorama, no close-up, no close-up, can''t see who is who. Because the cameraman carrying the machine did not dare to get close to the fire, while the cameraman close to the fire was putting out the fire and had no time to shoot videos.


    The fire was a real accident, but the company''s officers and men reacted quickly and stopped the fire.


    The barrage became tense:


    "Deliberately set fire to the bottom of the prison. The army can''t do that!"


    "This is the army, not firefighters. Is it necessary to set fire training?"


    "What an accident!"


    "Dig the isolation belt!"


    "It''s too late! The fire is fast. It seems that there is a wind..."


    "This can never be the effect of the program. It''s very dangerous! Even the troops and program groups can''t afford it."


    "It''s impossible to set a fire for the program."


    "People who say it''s the effect of the program don''t have any legal knowledge."


    "The staff went to put out the fire and shouted that it was intentional arson. It was either stupid or bad."


    "The program group is in a mess. How can it be a script?"


    "Fortunately, the hero company is very calm and worthy of being an elite force!"


    "This is the Chinese soldier!"


    Almost all the officers and men took washbasins and engineering shovels and knocked on the ground to put out the burning flames. Fortunately, in early spring, the grass on the grassland is not high, the fire is not too rapid, and it is not too dangerous to extinguish.


    Wu Litao jumped fiercely and was handsome. He swept his legs, extinguished several flames and screamed.


    Li Tiezhu pulled him back, threw him behind and went up to put out the fire by himself.


    Wu Litao touched his face and came up with a smile: "master, I''m going to cut off the part of the bet contest last night!"


    Li Tiezhu continued to put out the fire: "you don''t count."


    Wu Litao also stepped on the flame: "my hair burned out. This is a medal! It''s a sign of a man, so I decided to shave an inch, which makes me more masculine. It''s embarrassing to lose the bet."


    Li Tiezhu looked at him. Sure enough, his dark golden bangs had been rolled and burned.


    Wu Litao: "in this way, my charm has been greatly improved."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, the program group is such a dog. It won''t cut it off. It will take out your stupid appearance last night and play it back again and again."


    So the dog program really began to play back.


    It still shows his ferocious expression after being hit by Li Tiezhu''s Millennium murder. It has been replayed three times in a row:


    "Oh, Li Tiezhu... You don''t talk about martial virtue..."


    "Oh, Li Tiezhu... You don''t talk about martial virtue..."


    "Oh, Li Tiezhu... You don''t talk about martial virtue..."


    The fire went out.


    The pitch black ashes as big as three football fields looked like a huge scar when shooting from the air.


    It seems that this is a successful military operation. But from a simple point of view, if there is not this army nearby, the spread of the fire will be unstoppable and a large area of grassland will be swallowed up by the fire.


    After the fire was put out, the troops gathered again without any praise or reward, because this is the natural mission of the children''s soldiers. Even, because the fire-fighting wasted about an hour, the next training and tasks became more intense.


    There was a small detail that many people didn''t notice, and even the program team didn''t pay attention to shooting, but Wu Litao noticed.


    "Master! None of the previous tasks and training has worked."


    "What do you say?"


    "What do I think? After fighting the fire, I really became a soldier of a hero company. Before... I thought I was an artist, and the soldiers didn''t look at me, but this time, they looked at me differently."


    "It seems to be a little, good! People who look stupid have their own unique side."


    "Ah?"


    "You look like me."


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    This paragraph did not appear on the program.


    However, the follow-up impact is obvious. The six artists really integrate into this group and invest more in the next training.


    Then Li Tiezhu was poisoned. He was poisoned during the anti poison gas training. Wu Litao was so anxious that he had to give Li Tiezhu artificial respiration on the spot. He was so frightened that Li Tiezhu sat up in his dying illness. He told him that this was poisoning or drowning. We should respect science.


    Wu Litao gave up his immature idea of artificial respiration and watched the medical soldiers torture master to death.


    After the training, they lined up one by one. There was no time to rest. Li Tiezhu took the time to carry Wu Litao to shave his head.


    But... Even so, Wu Litao continued to curse and fight with others in the middle of the night, and made an extremely arrogant remark:


    "Lao Tzu is a soldier of Xiaogao hero company. PLA is not afraid of paper tigers! The red flag indicates that we will move forward!"


    As soon as this remark came out, it was rumoured that they were recording national defense programs in hero company, which made many neutral netizens start to support him, and the online curse war gradually subsided. After all, foreign slaves could not win on Chinese land.


    In more than a week, the third recording ended and the fourth began.


    In fact, this program is not recorded on schedule, but the rhythm seen by the audience is like this. After the devil training and step combat coordination training were completed in the third period, the final examination - practical training began in the fourth period.


    All six artists, including Li Tiezhu, were killed in battle, but they did not flinch and won the respect of the army officers and soldiers.


    In particular, Li Tiezhu''s record of taking off two blockhouses, sniping and killing four enemies and killing one person can be regarded as shining. That is, he got a little lost in the back, ran in the wrong direction, and was shot in three directions by the enemy. It was a little tragic


    Remember, the company commander''s evaluation of Li Tiezhu is: "brave in battle and excellent in military, but his head can''t keep up. It''s estimated that he will bid farewell to the special corps in his life..."


    In short, starting from the recruit company, in more than half a month, Li Tiezhu and others have become real soldiers, which makes them very proud.


    At the time of parting, Jiang Wei, the monitor who couldn''t help laughing, cried, tearing his heart and lungs.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu hated this program a little. He watched the fancy recording. Each arm recorded three or four periods. He didn''t really integrate into it. Just integrate, he had to separate


    Li Tiezhu was strong and didn''t cry. Wu Litao cried and became a sand sculpture.


    The real man has 12 periods. The first period is the recruit company, the second to the fourth period is the infantry hero company, and the next two periods are the artillery. We have to change places again.


    The program group also gave six artists three days'' rest, not because the artists need to rest, but mainly because the program group should connect and organize the next program process and army arrangement.


    The program recording has timed out.


    The fourth phase was recorded for 14 days, originally planned for 10 days, but the artists didn''t complain. They even took the collective initiative to ask for a longer recording time and stay in the army for a longer time.


    In the hostel, the conditions are not very good, and the artists are not spoiled before, and some sigh.


    In the evening, everyone gets together to soak their feet and each has a basin of hot water.


    Zhang Yifeng said, "I''m going to rest for three days and don''t go anywhere. You said it''s good to be in the hero company all the time! Hey..."


    Liu Yuan: "I like that army. It satisfies all my fantasies about the army."


    Yuan Heng said, "I... can''t stand up to this monitor."


    Wu Litao: "I can! I can fight anyone! When the monitor cries, I''ll video him all the time. I''ll show him a drink in a few years and laugh at him in public, ha ha..."


    Nobody paid attention to Wu Litao. He said he would go to the monitor for a drink in a few years. He might really go to him.


    Guo Xiaoxi said, "I''m going home. What about you?"


    Li Tiezhu held his head in both hands: "I''m going to South Yunnan... Record an issue of mushroom house..."


    To tell you the truth, Li Tiezhu didn''t want to go.


    But I can''t help it. This program is his matchmaker with songzhuer, and just got rid of Du Haibo, I have to pull a relationship. This is songzhuer''s teaching.


    Go one day, record one day, come back one day, and then go to the Artillery Force. The time is just right.


    (in addition, Qiu Zhangping, if you see here, say a word! Otherwise, it feels like a stand-alone codeword...)

 Chapter 727

    Foot soaking is a habit developed in the army, because after a day of training, you can''t stand not to soak your feet. Like poison gas bombs, it''s special in all kinds of flavors.


    The monitor ordered everyone to soak their feet for 20 minutes every night, otherwise they were not allowed to go to bed. Among them, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao were the most smelly. They were taken care of and added vinegar to soak their feet.


    As for the foot odor, Li Tiezhu insisted that it was not his own pot. He thought it was infected by others. Wu Litao was not satisfied. He firmly denied that he had infected Shifu.


    But the problem is that Li Tiezhu didn''t think of him at all. He always felt that no one was infected in the East China Sea.


    "Master, I want to eat your meal. Yi Xing said that your dish is better than Huang Sanshi."


    Wu Litao, lying in bed looking in the mirror, suddenly sighed.


    The guest house was a room for two people. Wu Litao naturally lived with master.


    After more than ten days of military training, Wu Litao also tanned a little, but he was still as smelly as ever.


    Li Tiezhu was packing: "do you want to go to the mushroom house with me?"


    Wu Litao shook his head: "no, I''ve been sleeping here for three days."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m afraid you''re not here to quarrel with netizens? Idle eggs hurt."


    "I don''t scold them. I really sleep. I paid a lot of sailors to help me scold. The firepower is fierce!"


    "Money is good."


    "That''s right! Others mix in the entertainment industry to make money and become famous. I''m different. I''m here to help the poor!"


    "I''ll introduce Li Zhixuan to you later. You two should be able to talk."


    "Play Wu Zhe, your roommate? I don''t like it. It''s too Niang."


    "That''s what he said about you!"


    "Then his eyes are not good. I''m a real man in the entertainment industry! No one is as good as me! Including you, master."


    "That''s true. Your dog talks like a ha PI. It''s reckless to explode."


    Wu Litao was praised by his master, but he was very angry.


    Nobody cares about the goods. The brokerage company is run by his own family. He is the boss and can do whatever he wants.


    He is very popular in the circle, and the fan group is raised by himself, otherwise he would have run away. Resources are all smashed by money, but he is not the super rich second generation of Wang Dashao. His money ability is limited. He smashed it with Xiangnan TV on this program. He didn''t smash it, but fortunately someone quit.


    After scolding the commander for hot search, he got the support of master and dominated the headlines for a week in a row, making Wu Li Tao happy to fly.


    It is said that reporters and paparazzi are trying their best to interview Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao, but they just can''t find themselves and are so anxious.


    But where can Wu Litao live?


    After making such a big move, he even thought of the tiktok, so he played the live broadcast of the sound.


    "I am scolding trump, I am right. The Chinese are going to curse him! What''s the matter with the explosion? Do you think the people of the country are very civilized? They are all bandits. If he is in front of me, I will beat him with a double stick!


    "Am I handsome? I lost the bet and shaved! My eyes are not black. Of course, it''s because my face is tanned. Are you stupid?"


    "I''ve been recording a military program recently. I trained in the army for half a month. With my stupid master, I performed the best. The company commander praised me."


    "Anti tank infantry, you know? I''m just fighting tanks!"


    "In the military exercise, I killed two tanks alone. Isn''t it powerful? My master can''t. He has a problem with his IQ. Ha ha, he gets lost as soon as he goes to the battlefield..."


    "Why do you call him Shifu? Because... He''s handsome."


    "Am I blind? I think Li Tiezhu is so simple and handsome. Can I not be blind? Hey, hey... He went to take a bath. Let''s scold him quietly. He can''t hear."


    "Your master is behind you? Hum? Cough... Master, it''s early in the evening. Don''t you rest? Do you have a snack? I''ll give you some takeout..."


    Humble as a horse, fans laugh and pee in the live broadcast room.


    Wu Litao, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is still very convinced of Li Tiezhu because


    I can''t fight.


    Li Tiezhu is respected everywhere for a reason.


    No, the "colleague" who went to the mushroom house tomorrow called: "hello? Tie Zhu, I''m Yue Yupeng."


    "Brother Yue, what''s the matter?"


    "Isn''t this a call to order? Ask for your advice."


    "Go to hell! Don''t you understand?"


    "No?"


    "Brother Yue, why do you still love them?"


    "Brother, I love you. I guess you cook there again."


    "Er... Yeah, why did I forget this..."


    So, after some discussion, they called each other to order.


    Ling Ling


    Yue Yupeng called first. Zhang Zifeng and Peng Yuchang answered.


    "Hello?"


    "Hello."


    "Hello, this is the mushroom house. What would you like?"


    "How do you know I want to order?"


    "Because all the calls are orders."


    "Er... I want to eat... I''m a little nervous when I come to this program for the first time. Can I say who I am? Or leave a suspense? Surprise you?"


    "Let''s leave a suspense. Brother Yue, we didn''t hear you speak crosstalk at all."


    "Er..."


    "Besides, it''s not the first time you''ve been here. You were lazy last time you threshed millet."


    "I, i... I lost my memory, okay?"


    Peng Yuchang is bad, and Zhang Zifeng Snickers.


    Yue Yupeng was so embarrassed that he talked more and forgot to order after chatting for a long time.


    Peng Yuchang: "brother Yue, order quickly. The telephone fee is very expensive."


    Yue Yupeng: "ah, right? OK, have dumplings tomorrow."


    Order succeeded.


    Brother and sister had just come out to report, and the phone rang again.


    He Ling said with a smile, "this phone is diligent enough. Won''t a large group of people come tomorrow? I''ll answer it."


    "Hello? This is the mushroom house."


    "Whatever your house, I want to order!"


    "Why are you so rushed? Ordering a dish is like ordering a firefight."


    "What is your service attitude?"


    "Do you like to come or not?"


    "Hey?"


    "If there''s nothing else, I''ll hang up."


    He Ling said with a smile.


    "No! Wait, let me ask, no, let me think."


    On the other end of the phone, the voice is a little empty.


    He Ling: "you ask."


    Peng Yuchang: "who?"


    He Ling: "Wu Li Taotao, but he should not have ordered. It seems that he was forced to call. Don''t you ask for instructions?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "he is so just, will he be afraid?"


    He Ling: "when you order tofu in brine, one thing will drop another."


    Soon, Wu Litao said again: "ah, I want to eat the chicken stewed mushroom and the wild mushroom in southern Yunnan."


    He Ling: "OK! Tao Tao, please tell him to come early. There''s still a lot of work in the field. In addition... We''re waiting for him to cook, and other guests ordered a lot of dishes."


    Wu Litao: "I''m not Li Tiezhu."


    The first few people on the phone laughed crazy, and the two fools immediately burst into conversation.


    Over there, Wu Litao said, "master, I tried my best. The enemy is too cunning to cheat!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t blame you. There are spies around us. The whole program group is all their people."


    The other end of the phone laughed even higher, especially Peng Yuchang.


    After hanging up the phone, Wu Litao said, "Peng Yuchang smiles so ironically!"


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "that''s because I''m not here."


    The program team took this scene and put it in the main film. At the same time, it was accompanied by a screenshot of Peng Yuchang''s arrogant smile and an exclamation mark on his face - the great devil is coming!


    It''s too simple. The real man program team shoots and edits directly, and then sends it back to the station. Anyway, it''s from a TV station.


    Barrage:


    "Finally wait for you! Serious brother!"


    "The mushroom house will look better again."


    "Welcome Tiezhu back to the mushroom house."


    "It''s with Yue Yupeng again. They have a very strong relationship."


    "Is Peng Yuchang scared? Ha ha..."


    "The two are coming to the mushroom house to talk about crosstalk."


    "Why is Li Tiezhu with Wu Litao?"


    "Another family without internet access."


    "Millennium kill to find out."


    "Tao Tao, have you been killed?"


    "From the real man."


    "Will songzhuer come?"


    "Three and a half years ago, it was also this program. Li Tiezhu met the girl who caught frogs."


    "Time flies. Li Tiezhu and Songzhu have children."


    "Since 2025, this year Li Tiezhu took his son to participate in" where''s dad ", dog head."


    "Have you crossed? It''s 19 years!"


    By the time this issue of "mushroom house" was broadcast, "real man" had been broadcast for two issues. Du Haibo quit and Wu Litao had learned from Li Tiezhu. Of course, the most classic Millennium kill must be the most memorable for the audience.


    The next day, ten o''clock.


    The sunshine in southern Yunnan is already very hot. This is completely different from the northwest. You have to wear a sweater at night.


    Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng walked lazily on the country road with boxes.


    Yue Yupeng: "I''m so sleepy! Can I sleep directly there?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can lie on the side of the road and sleep. It can give you oil."


    "Aren''t you sleepy? How early did you come?"


    "I left at 5:00 in the morning and flew at 6:20. I arrived in Kunyang at 8:30 and went to the seafood market. Didn''t you ask me to come early and come with you? Otherwise I must come with some rice."


    "What''s delicious to buy?"


    "Bastard."


    "Stew? Get some mung beans to clear away heat."


    "Chen Chichi may disagree."


    "What does it have to do with him? Is this... His relative?"


    Yue Yupeng looked innocent.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a while and then thought, "almost."


    Yue Yupeng punched Li Tiezhu and gave him the box: "help me carry it. It''s bumpy. I bought a new box."


    Li Tiezhu carried two boxes in one hand and Wang BA in the other, and headed for the mushroom house.


    Soon, they went into the small yard of the mushroom house.


    Little h and little o ran here.


    Li Tiezhu: "go away and sit down."


    The two dogs ducked aside and sat down. They didn''t dare to move. The big devil of the mushroom house came. They were at risk of incarnating food.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the two dogs and said, "it''s getting fatter and fatter."


    The eyes of the two dogs turned disorderly, and the dog''s face trembled with fear.


    Huang Sanshi and Zhang Zifeng came out to greet.


    Huang Sanshi: "Yue Yue, why did you come here in the morning?"


    Yue Yupeng: "I''m afraid it''s too hot at noon. I didn''t sleep all night."


    Huang Sanshi: "come on, go inside and have a sleep."


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t sleep long last night."


    Huang Sanshi: "come on, put things down and go to the kitchen to chop chicken."


    Li Tiezhu: "

 Chapter 728

    Yue Yupeng looked at Li Tiezhu with a cheap smile: "pillar, I didn''t order chicken, hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu said weakly, "I ordered it."


    Yue Yupeng: "hahaha! Hum... Happy."


    Huang Sanshi patted Yue Yupeng''s fat back: "don''t disturb the iron pillar''s work. Hurry up. They haven''t got up yet. You sleep with them."


    He Ling, Peng Yuchang and Hu Xu are still sleeping.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t stew chicken so early?"


    Huang Sanshi spread his hand: "what do you think? Don''t you see we''re all hungry? I just ran five kilometers and didn''t eat breakfast. My sister Zhang Zifeng, when you''re growing up, you can''t get some chicken soup noodles or something?"


    Li Tiezhu: "also roar ~"


    Zhang Zifeng suddenly felt a little distressed for Li Tiezhu. It was pathetic, but she didn''t stop it, because brother Tiezhu was really delicious. He drooled when he thought about it.


    Yue Yupeng came to the upstairs bedroom and said hello to Mr. He and others who just woke up.


    Mr. He: "are you alone?"


    Yue Yupeng winked: "there''s another one, stewing chicken soup and noodles downstairs, ha ha..."


    He Ling: "ha ha ha..."


    Peng Yuchang: "ha ha ha..."


    Hu Xu: "who?"


    Huang Sanshi: "ha ha ha..."


    Hu Xu is the same year as Zhang Zifeng. He is 18 years old. He is a young actor and has little experience in the entertainment industry.


    After a while, Huang Sanshi came down from upstairs and heard Zhang Zifeng laughing in the kitchen.


    Huang Sanshi said to the camera, "I tell you, Li Tiezhu looks honest. In fact, he is also honest, but it is because of women. Girls are very happy with him. It makes no sense. Look at songzhuer and Yang Feiyue. They have no resistance at all. Zifeng is young and has no resistance. I have to beat mandarin ducks with a stick. No, rational attention."


    With that, Huang Sanshi went into the kitchen.


    Li Tiezhu just boiled the old black chicken and stewed it in a casserole. The mushroom house bought two chickens, an old black chicken and a four month old three yellow chicken. Of course, according to Li Tiezhu''s level, we can distinguish the old chicken from the young chicken. It really doesn''t depend on the color.


    Not far away, Zhang Zifeng was lying on the table and laughing very happily.


    Li Tiezhu: "Miss Huang, how many people eat noodles?"


    Huang Sanshi ignored him and walked up to Zhang Zifeng with his father''s kind smile: "sister, what are you laughing at so happy? Bastard! Where''s the bastard?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother tie Zhu brought it."


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "Tiezhu, you have grown up! You are polite and know to bring your own ingredients. The soup in the evening is available, old turtle soup!"


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "the tortoise is not a food material. Chen Chichi asked me to send it."


    Huang Sanshi: "what does it have to do with him?"


    "He said Tianba was dead. I''m sorry... I''m also sorry that I didn''t eat meat."


    "Shut up and go on."


    "Should I shut up or go on?"


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent.


    Huang Sanshi: "go on."


    Li Tiezhu Road: "Last night, brother Chi Chi heard that I was coming to the mushroom house, so he called me and said that anyway, let me bring you a bastard. Tianba Ying died early. He was in great pain and felt very sad. He also said that life is a magical thing... Er, anyway, he wanted to say something deep, but his brain capacity was limited, so he got confused. In short, he decided to give it to the mushroom Mushroom house sends another moving bully! Ang, that bastard. "


    Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with Chen Chichi, Deng Chao and Luhani. It''s normal for him to be the client.


    You see, Tianba is dead, and there is another dynamic bully.


    Huang Sanshi glanced at the tortoise: "what? Moving eight or Wang Ba?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a dynamic bully!"


    "Then when will he get another TUA? At that time, Tianba Dongba TUA will gather!"


    "I don''t think so in the short term."


    "Why?"


    "Mr. Huang, realistically, if you keep it well, dynamic bully can take you away."


    "What? Hahaha..."


    "It''s really good. Dynamic bully can send us all away."


    Li Tiezhu looked serious.


    Zhang Zifeng on one side has pounded the table with laughter and tears. Is it OK to send him away?


    Huang Sanshi touched his chin: "where did you buy it? Pet shop?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I bought it in the seafood market. The boss said that this turtle stew is the most nourishing and the meat is also fresh and tender."


    Huang Sanshi: "I can see it! It''s really a talent. Why not?"


    Saying this, Huang Sanshi smiled strangely and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu also smiled: "it''s up to me! The program team deleted the part just now and didn''t come as a mobile bully!"


    Zhang Zifeng smiled and grabbed the glass jar containing the tortoise: "no! You''ve gone too far."


    Huang Sanshi: "what''s your hurry, sister? They say turtles can live for 10000 years. I don''t believe it."


    Li Tiezhu: "if it doesn''t die, there will be no TUA."


    Zhang Zifeng: "you are so cruel! I will protect Dongba!"


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, after stewing, put the tortoise shell in the jar. If you don''t shoot carefully, the audience can''t see it."


    Huang Sanshi thumbed up: "yes! Iron pillar, worthy of unlimited challenge!"


    Zhang Zifeng ran away with the jar in his arms.


    Li Tiezhu began to roll noodles on the chopping board and asked Huang Sanshi, "why did you call me to the mushroom house? I''m recording the real man now. Time is very tight."


    Huang Sanshi said, "I know. It''s mainly because my sister passed the art exam in Beidian this summer. I don''t know if she''s sure about the culture class. I''ll pull you to set an example for her."


    Li Tiezhu: "indeed, I still have a say in hard work."


    Huang Sanshi tasted a mouthful of chicken soup: "if you think too much, just let her see that a fool like you can be admitted to Nortel. She doesn''t need to be nervous at all?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the chicken is not cooked yet. Don''t drink soup. Be careful of diarrhea."


    Huang Sanshi laughed: "I''m an iron stomach!"


    Li Tiezhu shrugged and found that the "mind damage skill" in the system turned orange, belonging to the second highest startup level.


    Barrage:


    "This dynamic bully looks like he can live!"


    "I can take you away when I''m ready, ha!"


    "Is TUA OK?"


    "It''s really Chen Chichi''s style."


    "Tianba Dongba TUA!"


    "It''s too much to send the family away..."


    "Li Tiezhu is also a Sao."


    "Did you buy turtles in the seafood market? No!"


    "These two men frightened my sister."


    "Four ha four brothers, Deng Chao hasn''t been to the mushroom house."


    At half past ten, Li Tiezhu put down five bowls of noodles. Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Peng Yuchang, Zhang Zifeng and Hu Xu each had a bowl. Yue Yupeng slept regardless of him.


    Hu Xu was very polite: "thank you, brother tie Zhu. Don''t you have a bowl?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "leave him alone. He eats noodles in a washbasin."


    Hu Xu: "ah?"


    The washbasin is exaggerated, but the basin Li Tiezhu took out is not much smaller than the washbasin. It can hold a whole kilogram of noodles and will be cooked soon. It also adds fried chicken and bean sprouts.


    Li Tiezhu ate happily, and Hu Xu''s eyes were almost falling out of the small bowl of noodles.


    Yes, storm inhalation!


    Peng Yuchang said: "brother, are you afraid? He is the first person in the entertainment industry to cook! His apprentice Yang Feiyue is the second person in the entertainment industry to cook!"


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s why we like iron pillars. If you eat with him, you can eat one more bowl."


    Hu Xu: "no... I have a stomachache."


    Li Tiezhu ignored anyone, held a large basin of wind and clouds, ate noodles in three minutes, raised the basin to drink the soup, wiped his mouth and said, "who, wash the dishes."


    Peng Yuchang, who was eating noodles, immediately stood up and said, "OK! Brother Zhu, go and have a rest."


    Li Tiezhu: "who else..."


    Zhang Zifeng raised his hand: "I look at the soup in the pot! Don''t worry, brother."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and walked to the door with a toothpick in his mouth. The two dogs squatted outside the door waiting for food.


    Li Tiezhu: "step back!"


    Little h and O turned their hips and ran out of the yard in the blink of an eye.


    When walking through the lantern, Li Tiezhu said, "don''t shit everywhere, you!"


    "Ga ~"


    The lantern flapped its wings and flew to the wall of the courtyard, with its Ass facing outside.


    This is the devil''s Aura!


    Hu Xu was silly with noodles in his mouth: "Wow! This is too cool!"


    He performed prominently in Huang Sanshi''s new TV play "little parting" last year and became the object of Huang Sanshi''s care. He is similar to Zhang Zifeng before. He is indeed a young man with spirit, but he just... Has never seen such a big world as Li Tiezhu.


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "what is this? In the mushroom house the year before last, Li Tiezhu castrated a pig on the spot, and they gave us a roast suckling pig."


    Hu Xu was young a few years ago and filmed all year round. He didn''t see any variety shows. He was stunned.


    Zhang Zifeng said, "fortunately, I wasn''t there that season, otherwise I would be scared to death."


    Peng Yuchang: "you don''t know, many pictures were cut off by the program team. At that time, I was beside me. The technique of iron pillar castration was incomparable, and even the castration technique of boar and sow was different..."


    He Ling said, "isn''t this normal? Iron pillar is a bitter child. However, he hasn''t been a permanent guest for two seasons. Why are the animals so afraid of him? It makes sense that the two dogs recognize people. What''s the matter with the colored lights?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "it''s called the smell of a cook! It''s the most terrible existence in the animal world. Ha ha! Do you think any animal is not afraid of me?"


    He Ling: "that makes sense!"


    After dinner, he Ling took three young people to the pond to pick water chestnut. Huang Sanshi kept in the kitchen to make soup. By the way, he prepared the materials for chicken stewing mushrooms.


    Li Tiezhu went upstairs to sleep. Although the mushroom house is brand-new, he is still no stranger.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu knows where he goes.


    At twelve o''clock, Yue Yupeng stretched out and woke up. Seeing Li Tiezhu sleeping next to him, he said blankly, "it''s nearly four years, so fast! When he brought the eliminated Li Tiezhu to the mushroom house more than three years ago, it was the same as yesterday. I also fished in the river with him..."


    Tiptoe out of the room, Yue Yupeng yawned downstairs and said to Huang Sanshi:


    "Mr. Huang, it''s not easy for Tiezhu. He recently recorded the real man in xiangnantai. He fell and beat in the army for half a month, and everyone was black. I saw him sleep during the day for the first time. Really, he was always energetic before. He should be really tired."


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s the first time I''ve seen him take a nap during the day. Can you make dumplings?"

 Chapter 729

    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


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    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


    (anti theft chapter! Forgive me! It''s not easy to write a book, piracy is very easy... Genuine readers will wait half an hour to update. If they return to the army in half an hour, please click the chapter directory to download again, thank you...)


    Yue Yupeng rolled up his short sleeves and walked into the kitchen: "yes! But my level is average. Why do I like dumplings? It''s because our family sold steamed bread when I was a child. It''s difficult to eat dumplings, so... I''m reluctant to take that side to make dumplings."


    Huang Sanshi: "what do you want to give up?"


    Yue Yupeng: "when I grow up, I think the atmosphere of making dumplings is very good. Then, then... I can''t stand the atmosphere on the Internet. Why should I target Tiezhu? He helped Wu Litao, who is honest in Sanguan. What''s the matter? Why are so many people spraying him?"


    (anti theft chapter! Forgive me! It''s not easy to write a book, piracy is very easy... Genuine readers will wait half an hour to update. If they return to the army in half an hour, please click the chapter directory to download again, thank you...)

 Chapter 730

    White rice is low-key enough. He Ling smiled.


    In the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu shouted to the phone: "love to jump, come later! Don''t delay our nap!"


    Bang!


    Li Tiezhu hung up.


    He Ling: "iron pillar... Didn''t you just wake up? Why do you have to sleep again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t you all sleep here?"


    He Ling and others are paralyzed below. In fact, they are paralyzed and have nothing to do.


    He Ling: "we pretend to sleep, but we have nothing to do at noon. But why did you leave it here?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Here is a northeast silver in the dormitory..."


    Poisonous northeast silver!


    Peng Yuchang asked, "who are the other two besides Mr. Shaogang?"


    He Ling: "I heard the humble voice. Who else is it? It''s very familiar."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Zhou Qian, he pretends to be a female voice."


    He Ling: "Hey! I''m talking. No wonder seeing Li Tiezhu is like seeing a cat with a mouse, ha ha..."


    Barrage:


    "Shocked! Li Tiezhu wants to beat Zhou Qian!"


    "Yi Xiaomao is afraid to become the biggest loser?"


    "Is it OK to plant it in a cesspit?"


    "Maomao is so poor."


    "Why bully shallow?"


    "These two are too humble, white rice, ha ha..."


    "Don''t jump off the wall..."


    "Serious brother is too overbearing. He has the style of calling Mr. Huang and Fang Bo."


    "Does he know Zhou Qian very well?"


    "These three same good voices came out."


    "Especially the friendship between Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao who live in one room."


    On the other side, in the car, teacher Shaogang, Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian sat in the car of the program group with three blank faces.


    Shaogang said, "Li Tiezhu? Is it Li Tiezhu? Why is he there?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "mushroom house, is brother Zhu abnormal? When did you come, he wasn''t there?"


    Shao Gang: "yes..."


    When I brought plum eggs and pool, I was tortured by Li Tiezhu.


    Zhou Qian hugged Yi Xiaomao''s shoulder and shivered: "I''m scared to death! Brother Zhu roared, I''ll shake three times."


    Shao Gang: "what are you shaking?"


    Zhou Qian said: "the three of us started together! It''s all super good voice. I fought with Mr. Mao in the top five, and I lost... He entered the top five. Anyway, Tiezhu is our big brother. I''m afraid from the bottom of my heart!"


    Yi Xiaomao blushed modestly: "the PK didn''t count. In the competition, some lost and some won... Moreover, brother Zhu said shallow. You were the best singer in our session, better than Zhao Liya. However, I was also afraid of brother Zhu. I used to drink his Maotai stage... So, I''d better order white rice! Because as long as brother Zhu was in the mushroom house, he must be the one who cooked."


    Zhou Qian was also shy: "it''s wonderful! If only Yaya and Justin had come this time... Then we''d be together."


    Their "super good voice" had the highest star rate in the past, and the quality was absolutely excellent! It wasn''t obvious three years ago, but three years later, the stars are shining.


    Li Tiezhu is a well deserved superstar, including Yi Xiaomao, Zhou Qian and Zhao Liya, as well as Justin, Xiao Zhen and Lin Feng


    The stars are brighter than the previous sessions combined!


    It can be called the golden generation!


    Unfortunately, the program was finally closed by Liu Xiaohua.


    The fastest jump is naturally shallow.


    Starting from the top ten achievements of that year, he gradually surpassed Zhao Liya who ran to act on the way with his singing skills, and has faintly lived behind Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao. Although he doesn''t have many original songs, he is really no less popular and influential than Zhao Liya and Yi Xiaomao.


    Of course, most of Zhou qianlai''s famous songs are cover songs of Li Tiezhu, such as big fish, the wind is blowing, a Diao, pointing to the moon with his left hand and so on.


    What makes everyone feel no bad about Zhou Qian is that he was eliminated mainly because of yehenara.


    In that year, yehenara used means to rank Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao together. In fact, according to the strength and rules, Zhou Qian didn''t need to match Yi Xiaomao. Finally, Yi Xiaomao won because of his originality. Yehenara did this mainly because in the top ten of that session, in addition to luofeiyan, there were people they wanted to protect in the Beijing circle


    It is also for this reason that the singers who came out of that session have great respect for Zhou QianDu because he is really strong.


    For the singers of that generation, it was not everyone''s internal struggle, but


    Fight your mentor!


    Li Tiezhu, an iron blooded fighter, is the benchmark and spiritual leader of their current session. His help to Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian is very great, and everyone''s relationship is also excellent.


    Yi Xiaomao stopped talking. Li Tiezhu is a pet!


    At first, Yi Xiaomao''s heatstroke was saved by Li Tiezhu, and then he rubbed against Li Tiezhu''s rehearsal room.


    Although the outside world doesn''t know about Zhou Qian, Zhou Qian knows that he has few resources and doesn''t have any good songs. Most of them are cover Li Tiezhu''s songs.


    In terms of copyright, Li Tiezhu was cruel to everyone, but he allowed Zhou Qian to cover the song and sometimes arranged and adapted it for him alone. He became popular by covering Li Tiezhu''s song, and Li Tiezhu praised him.


    Shao Gang couldn''t help asking:


    "No... you just took part in a program together. As for him? Was he so scary? Did Li Tiezhu beat you?"


    Yi Xiaomao blushes and is silent. Sometimes he also fights.


    Zhou smiled and shook his head: "he didn''t hit me, let me cover his song, and introduced me to the composer to make an album for me..."


    Yi Xiaomao: "brother Zhu likes you most."


    Shao Gang is speechless. Well, I''ve been with him for a long time. I''m actually two "traitors"!


    Soon, Shao Gang came to the mushroom house with two young singers.


    "Hello ~"


    "Hi!"


    "Where are the people?"


    "Aren''t you really sleeping?"


    "Take the bamboo shoots!"


    "Wow! How determined! You really ignore us..."


    After calling for a long time, no one answered. Shaogang looked at the two young people helplessly and sighed.


    Zhou Qian: "it''s my style."


    In fact, Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao are a little older than Li Tiezhu, but they are also called brother Zhu. Many people call Li Tiezhu that.


    Shao Gang: "how do you decide what to do next?"


    Yi Xiaomao''s face is red. It''s not heat resistant. He wiped his sweat and walked towards the kitchen as soon as he pushed the box.


    Shao Gang: "where are you going? Yes! At least you don''t need to bask in the sun when you go to the pavilion."


    Yi Xiaomao pushed his glasses and said, "brother Zhu should have left me rice..."


    Shao Gang followed him: "haven''t we eaten? Besides, why should he leave you a meal? He..."


    Yi Xiaomao came out of the kitchen with a plate of dumplings in his hand: "pork and cabbage filling is delicious."


    Shao Gang: "


    Really left something to eat.


    Zhou Qian also took a dumpling and ate it: "in the past, we often rubbed brother Zhu''s food during the game. He knew we were coming and would certainly keep it for us."


    The program group played back. Just after Li Tiezhu killed them on the phone, he went to the kitchen to steam a plate of dumplings, and then returned to the living room mat to lie down with everyone.


    Later, a word was added to the dumplings: love from big brother.


    In the room, Huang Sanshi lay on the door and looked out: "Oh, I really don''t treat myself as an outsider. The dumplings are almost finished..."


    Shao Gang said, "let''s go in. What''s staying in the yard?"


    Zhou Qian whispered, "will it disturb them?"


    Yi Xiaomao nodded: "let brother Zhu sleep more. The yard is also very cool. There are dumplings to eat."


    Barrage:


    "Really special? If you don''t receive, you''ll die of laughter."


    "The iron pillar is so warm. I steamed dumplings for them."


    "I''m afraid of making a serious noise. These two are really humble..."


    "God, it''s cool in the yard!"


    "Zhou Qian is very polite."


    "I''m afraid it''s not as simple as politeness, boy."


    "Mushroom house is really warm..."


    After that, Shaogang still took the two children into the house, and everyone said hello again.


    He Ling was the most enthusiastic: "Zhou Qian, come in, come in, it''s hot outside. Ouch ~ Maomao is coming, Maomao didn''t make a noise!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "Zhi ~"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    After greeting everyone, Yi Xiaomao scratched his head and walked to Li Tiezhu: "brother."


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are you so thin?"


    Zhou Qian also came over: "he said he should lose weight and be thinner on the camera."


    Li Tiezhu: "he lost weight, you lost weight too? Why did you lose weight too?"


    Zhou Qian: "hot, the water evaporated."


    Li Tiezhu: "... I believe you. I''ll make hooves for you at night."


    Zhou Qian: "and boiled fish. It''s spicy."


    "I see. Go upstairs and put your bags first."


    Li Tiezhu helped Zhou Qian carry his bags and took them upstairs. Yi Xiaomao subconsciously handed the box to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu stared at him. As soon as his neck shrunk, he had to carry the box himself.


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi did not mix. Li Tiezhu took them upstairs and introduced them. In fact, Li Tiezhu came to the mushroom house for the first time.


    Zhang Zifeng said, "the three of them have a good relationship!"


    Peng Yuchang: "brother Zhu is kind of close from the heart, not perfunctory to me. Brother Zhu has always been perfunctory to me in the whole mushroom house."


    Huang Sanshi said, "how can you think we don''t perfunctory you? It''s just that the iron pillar is more obvious."


    He Ling: "yes! We have no feelings with you."


    Peng Yuchang: "


    Zhang Zifeng: "hahaha, it''s terrible."


    Peng Yuchang: "so, I''m the wild son of the landlord?"


    Huang Sanshi''s shoes flew over: "wild son! Let you wild son! Find a fight!"


    Upstairs, Yue Yupeng was awakened by Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    "Brother Yue!"


    "Miss Yue!"


    Li Tiezhu: "see? Eat and sleep and eat. In this way, you can gain weight. Xiao Mao, you are too busy at work and lack of sleep to be thin?"


    Yue Yupeng: "who are you talking about?"


    Li Tiezhu ignored him: "Zhou Qian doesn''t sleep well all the time. It''s difficult to gain weight. Xiao Mao can work hard. You''re not required to grow like this, waste cloth, or at least be healthy."


    Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao winked and dared not speak.


    Yue Yupeng: "I''m angry."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re angry! You see, fat people are so cute, aren''t they?"


    "Poop..."


    Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao laughed. Are you born? What the hell is it?


    Yue Yupeng sat up and waved his fat Fist: "go away! I hate it! I''m so bored!"


    Li Tiezhu broke off Yue Yupeng''s head: "look, does it look like the giant baby in Chihiro? It''s like a hair! Right?"


    Yue Yupeng: "

 Chapter 731

    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


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    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)


    Yue Yupeng tooted his mouth and walked downstairs like a walking corpse. He didn''t wake up, but he couldn''t sleep. Li Tiezhu sincerely made trouble.


    Huang Sanshi laughed. He knew that Li Tiezhu could wake Yue Yupeng up.


    He Ling asked, "what''s the matter, Yue Yue? Who bullied you?"


    Yue Yupeng: "Li Tiezhu bullied me. He deliberately woke me up and ran against me. He said I was like the giant baby in Chihiro."


    He Ling: "poof ~ it''s also true."


    (anti theft chapter, refresh and watch in half an hour, thank you ~)

 Chapter 732

    Li Tiezhu bounced off the dead mosquito in his hand and said to Zhang Zifeng, "sister, you''re welcome!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother Zhu, it hurts!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, it has been killed. I don''t know it hurts."


    Zhang Zifeng: "


    Peng Peng was silly: "brother Zhu, I think what my sister said is that she hurts."


    Zhou Qian, Yi Xiaomao and Yue Yupeng snickered. Li Tiezhu''s logic is so different.


    Shao Gang: "he really has to do it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s important to be steady, accurate and ruthless in fighting mosquitoes! I have experience."


    Shao Gang: "


    Zhang Zifeng: "thank you!"


    He Ling looked at Huang Sanshi: "what dare Li Tiezhu? Miss Huang, do you want to kill him?"


    Huang Sanshi was angry and smiled: "I really want to kill him."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Mr. Huang, please rest. I''ve killed mosquitoes. Why don''t you light mosquito repellent incense? I ordered it in the kitchen in the afternoon. I''ll get it..."


    With that, Li Tiezhu got up and went to get mosquito repellent incense, humming a song.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu beat a woman!"


    "Guess if it will make headlines?"


    "Lying in the groove, it was only painted two minutes ago that Wang Feng was going to have a concert, which..."


    "My sister was frightened."


    "It shouldn''t hurt. It''s just a mosquito."


    "I''m laughing to death. Li Tiezhu can''t understand people?"


    "Miss Huang is so angry."


    "Peng Peng looks very happy."


    Huang Sanshi forked his waist and couldn''t speak.


    He Ling couldn''t help laughing: "sister, is it still painful?"


    Zhang Zifeng wiped his face with a paper towel, but also couldn''t cry or laugh: "in fact, it didn''t hurt too much, but he was scared... Brother Zhu asked me not to thank him. I... how did I get beaten when I recorded a program?"


    Yi Xiaomao said, "brother Zhu has been merciful. He obviously has his strength. Otherwise, he can knock your head off."


    Zhou Qian: "poof..."


    Yue Yupeng: "fly directly to the opposite field? Hahaha..."


    Zhang Zifeng: "


    Peng Peng even laughed and said, "Oh, ha ha ha... Ha ha! If I give my sister this..."


    Huang Sanshi: "if you fight, now you have been hung on the beam."


    He Ling: "direct air drying!"


    Peng Yuchang: "then why don''t you hang up Li Tiezhu?"


    Huang Sanshi covered his stomach and hurt again: "I... he hung us almost... Sister, bear it, Dad can''t fight... Ha ha ha!"


    He Ling: "uncle can''t fight, ha ha..."


    Zhang Zifeng: "mosquitoes are tolerated. What else can I do?"


    Soon, Li Tiezhu came back with mosquito repellent incense, lit it, and took out a bottle of balm from his pocket. It was the oldest kind of small glass bottle. He unscrewed it and painted a little on Zhang Zifeng''s face. It was still very gentle.


    Zhou Qian: "no wonder brother Zhu can find a girlfriend and learn something."


    Zhang Zifeng blushed a little.


    Yi Xiaomao smiled: "I have a different style from him."


    Sister Xiuhong is still very nice, and she is practicing water snake dance recently. That''s soft


    Zhang Zifeng was shy: "thank you, brother Zhu, ha... I thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu said sternly, "you''re welcome!"


    Then he put Fengyou essence back in his pocket and handed Huang Sanshi and he Ling a Huoxiang Zhengqi water. Every year when the weather is hot, Li Tiezhu should prepare some balm and Huoxiang Zhengqi water.


    Huang Sanshi didn''t drink, because there was something wrong, he had diarrhea, he Ling drank, and the whole person was a little more comfortable.


    Peng Peng said, "while it''s still early, I''ll go to the village drugstore and buy some laxatives for master."


    Huang Sanshi said weakly, "you don''t think I''m dying fast enough, do you?"


    Others have laughed crazy. Has Peng Peng been infected by Li Tiezhu?


    Peng Peng: "what''s the matter, master?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I have diarrhea. Do you buy laxatives?"


    Peng Peng: "what should I buy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "plug."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Poof..."


    "Cough, cough..."


    Yi Xiaomao choked a mouthful of wine and his face turned red.


    Huang Sanshi took off his shoes and smashed them at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu avoided them perfectly, and then picked them up for him.


    Putting on his shoes, Huang Sanshi went out of the shed: "forget it, in order not to be poisoned by you, I''d better buy medicine myself. It''s not far."


    He Ling: "Miss Huang, do you want me to go with you?"


    Huang San stone didn''t answer: "no, you play with them. It''s not easy for you. You vomited."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Mr. Huang, take an umbrella with you. What if it rains heavily? You''ll catch a cold if you get caught in the rain."


    Huang Sanshi looked at the moon in the sky and angrily shook his hands and walked out of the yard: "if it rains this day, I''ll eat the moon."


    Two minutes later, there was a strong wind and heavy rain, and everyone was startled.


    Li Tiezhu calmly commanded: "everyone takes his own cup, another dish and enters the house."


    Hula, a group of people completed the rapid transfer.


    He Ling: "I seem to have forgotten something."


    Peng Peng went out and looked, "all the dishes have been moved."


    Shao Gang couldn''t see it anymore and reminded, "Peng Peng, where''s your master?"


    Peng Peng patted his head: "yes! My master bought laxatives. I''ll save him."


    Then Peng Peng took two umbrellas and rushed out.


    Everyone in the house turned and looked at Li Tiezhu who was pouring Erguotou for himself. Is this guy poisonous? Say it rains?


    Barrage:


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Prophet!"


    "The crow''s mouth is gone."


    "I love Miss Huang."


    "Miss Huang, we are waiting for you to eat the moon."


    "Yes, absolutely!"


    "The mushroom house with Li Tiezhu is the real mushroom house."


    "It''s OK to buy laxatives for diarrhea?"


    "As we all know, Li Tiezhu''s mouth has been opened."


    Before long, Peng Peng came back with the soaked Huang Sanshi. Mr. Huang stared at Li Tiezhu, didn''t speak, and angrily went to take a hot bath.


    Peng Peng couldn''t bear it. He sat down and whispered, "when I found him, my master... Was hiding under a barn in the village and had diarrhea. His makeup was covered with flowers. Fortunately, I had paper in my pocket, ha ha..."


    Everyone laughed. There was a picture. No, there was a taste.


    Zhang Zifeng said leisurely, "brother? Don''t you live?"


    Peng Peng: "hahaha... Eh... Shouldn''t I say it? My God, what have I done?"


    Yue Yupeng patted Peng Peng on the shoulder: "brother, go all the way!"


    Everyone raised their glasses and drank to Peng Yuchang. The scene was inexplicably tragic and desolate.


    Peng Yuchang couldn''t laugh: "don''t do this. I''m afraid. You''re like, like..."


    Li Tiezhu: "farewell ceremony for the body!"


    Peng Yuchang nodded madly: "yes! It''s too scary."


    This time Zhang Zifeng choked with laughter and coughed his face red.


    Li Tiezhu patted her on the back and was pleased.


    Zhang Zifeng lowered his head, raised his hand and said with difficulty: "brother Zhu, don''t pat... Cough... Your back is swollen. If you don''t pat, I can''t cough so badly..."


    Li Tiezhu took back his hand and scratched his head. He didn''t feel much strength.


    Peng Yuchang turned his eyes and said, "please do me a favor. Just think I didn''t say those words, okay?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "we can install it, but Miss Huang will see the program in the future."


    Peng Yuchang: "it''s good to live a few more days. Besides, I don''t think the program team will cut such an embarrassing thing into the main film?"


    He Ling: "yes! You are also an old man in the mushroom house. Why are you so naive?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, the program team has always been a dog. Your makeup has been sprayed. It will be replayed more than three times, and special effects will be added."


    Peng Yuchang covered his face: "some people are alive, but he is dead..."


    Li Tiezhu raised his glass to celebrate: "Immortality! You will always live in our hearts."


    Everyone laughed again and was happy to see Peng Yuchang doing evil and not living.


    Bullet screen hi skin:


    "I can imagine Mr. Huang''s miserable appearance..."


    "It''s terrible."


    "Peng Peng dares to say."


    "Brother, don''t you live?"


    "Sister''s soul torture is so cute, huh?"


    "Go all the way."


    "The farewell ceremony of shentemo''s body..."


    "Peng Yuchang is really stupid."


    "Serious brother saw the problem thoroughly. Sure enough, the program group put it on and added special effects."


    "Goodbye, my friend..."


    "Peng Yuchang is really going to be killed this time, ha!"


    "You will always live in our hearts!"


    "Next season''s mushroom house opens with a black-and-white photo of Peng Yuchang."


    After a while, Huang Sanshi took a good bath and came out refreshed. He was greeted by the crazy laughter of a room of people, which made him laugh.


    "What''s the matter?"


    Huang Sanshi looked at his clothes and trousers. He didn''t wear them upside down.


    He Ling said with a smile, "nothing. Just now Tiezhu told a very funny joke. It''s so funny."


    Yue Yupeng: "yes! We''re laughing to death, aren''t we, Peng Peng?"


    Peng Yuchang trembled: "ah... Right."


    Huang Sanshi sat down, poured water and took medicine, and asked, "what joke did Tiezhu say? I''ll listen to it again."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! This... Let me think."


    Huang Sanshi took the antidiarrheal: "what? Didn''t you just say it? Can you forget it?"


    Everyone laughed and looked at Li Tiezhu with glee. They scratched their ears and cheeks to see how round you were! Everyone likes to see Li Tiezhu eat shriveled, and immediately think of a joke. It''s also very funny.


    Zhang Zifeng loves Li Tiezhu a little. It''s brother Peng who caused trouble. Why is brother Zhu sitting in wax?


    She said, "it''s not funny, so I didn''t laugh."


    Huang Sanshi: "that''s because they laugh too low. My sister has self-restraint."


    Zhang Zifeng said, "no, just... What game are you playing tonight? There are so many people."


    Huang Sanshi looked at Yue Yupeng: "what are you playing?"


    Yue Yupeng: "listen to Li Tiezhu telling jokes."


    Zhang Zifeng: "


    After helping brother Zhu round for a long time, he was pushed back. These people are really cruel.


    Huang Sanshi: "is it so funny? Tell me, what joke is so funny."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t know whether to tell this joke or not."


    Huang Sanshi: "say it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "just now teacher he said that there will be no moon in the world from tomorrow."


    Huang Sanshi just said it would rain tonight. He ate the moon.


    Huang Sanshi was so angry that he pointed to he Ling: "Lao he... You, you..."


    Zhang Zifeng: "poof goose..."


    Huang Sanshi looked at his sister disappointed again. Didn''t you just say you didn''t laugh?


    Others are not much better. After all, they are also the first time to listen to this "joke."


    Li Tiezhu said again, "I told Mr. He not to worry. With Mr. Huang''s stomach today, he will return it soon after eating the moon, and it''s still so round..."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Geese, geese..."


    Several have turned over on the ground. He Ling is laughing and kicking on the ground. Shao Gang is beating the ground. Yue Yupeng is wriggling on the ground. Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao are relatively restrained, but they are also out of breath with laughter. The most wonderful thing is Peng Peng. He is lying on Huang Sanshi and secretly giving Li Tiezhu a thumbs up.


    Zhang Zifeng smiled with his head against the edge of the table.


    Huang Sanshi reached out and took off his shoes. However, he took off his shoes after entering the house. There was nothing to smash Li Tiezhu. Forget it. Anyway, the guy was flexible and could always avoid.

 Chapter 733

    Even if Li Tiezhu dared to say it, he was not afraid of Huang Sanshi''s anger. For so many years, Huang Sanshi had known that Li Tiezhu could not speak in his head. He is really angry, but it is useless to be angry. Li Tiezhu is never afraid, so he is angry every time.


    Huang Sanshi looked at a circle of laughing people and laughed himself: "now there is no moon outside. Do you guess I ate it?"


    Peng Peng raised his head from Huang Sanshi''s shoulder, smiled badly and said, "the heavenly dog eats the moon! Poof goose..."


    Huang Sanshi''s backhand was a slap, and then he responded with an old fist.


    "Let your heavenly dog eat the moon, heavenly dog! Heavenly dog! I''ll kill you a heavenly dog..."


    "Oh! Master, spare your life... Ah..."


    Everyone laughed almost, but Peng Peng was killed again. This guy is a real death expert! Seeing that Li Tiezhu saved his dog''s life, he played "suicide" again.


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. Fortunately, he is not my disciple. All my disciples are smart.


    Zhang Zifeng raised his head with a smile. His head was red at the edge of the table. He put his hand on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and said, "brother Zhu, goose, how can you resist smiling? Ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu said proudly, "look, I pinched my thigh. People who tell jokes can''t laugh."


    After beating Peng Yuchang, Huang Sanshi finally relieved his anger, glowed and greeted everyone to play games together.


    Huang Sanshi: "what are you playing? Xiao Yueyue."


    He Ling and Shao Gang also looked at Yue Yupeng.


    Li Tiezhu was surprised. Didn''t he take the lead in playing programs before? He will do the most. What will Yue Yupeng do?


    Yue Yupeng smiled: "well, shall I perform a magic trick for you? I hide in the next room, three bottles of milk, you can point to one..."


    The magic show began. No matter which bottle you refer to, Yue Yupeng can guess it, even if you don''t point to it.


    Several young people were scared silly, especially their sister and Zhou Qian, who were a little suspicious of life.


    Then, everyone felt that there was an undercover tip. Let one person leave in each game. After several rounds, Yue Yupeng could still guess right and prove that there was no undercover. The atmosphere was a little strange for a time.


    Zhou Qian leaned close to Yi Xiaomao, and his expression became very strange: "it''s so scary!"


    Yi Xiaomao nodded.


    Peng Peng looked at Zhang Zifeng: "my goose bumps are up."


    Zhang Zifeng grabbed Li Tiezhu''s sleeve: "brother, I''m afraid."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you afraid of? Are you afraid of milk?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "... When you say that, I''m really not afraid. You''re the atmosphere Terminator!"


    Over there, Peng Yuchang quietly asked the program group who was undercover with a microphone. Obviously, the program group didn''t give him the answer. He also said that he was undercover, which broke his mind.


    Yue Yupeng forked his waist, appreciated the shocked expression of the audience, took a sip of wine and smiled more proudly: "hahaha... Isn''t the thorn exciting? The magic program I specially prepared for this program, isn''t it powerful? I''ve prepared it for three years! Hum! I became the stupidest one playing Games in the mushroom house that year. I''ll make a comeback and counter attack this year!"


    Huang Sanshi said, "are you still playing? If I were you, I wouldn''t play. I''d play for someone else. I don''t see him here."


    He Ling: "don''t play, don''t play!"


    Yue Yupeng''s expression changed: "you can''t afford to lose. Iron pillar, are you strange? How did I do it! Isn''t it amazing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not curious."


    Zhang Zifeng: "poof ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "no, how can you not be curious? I can point right every time. Isn''t it amazing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "not magical."


    Yue Yupeng: "


    Huang Sanshi smiled happily: "ha ha! Iron pillar is still reliable. That''s it. Kill him."


    Zhang Zifeng said to Peng Yuchang, "brother Zhu is really not curious!"


    Peng Peng: "I don''t believe it. He pretended. Ah! I see! Li Tiezhu is undercover! So he''s not curious."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have a pit in your brain?"


    Peng Peng: "he''s worried, he''s worried! Hahaha, that''s him."


    Immediately, Li Tiezhu was pointed out by thousands of people. Everyone said he had a problem.


    Everyone voted for Li Tiezhu except Zhang Zifeng.


    He Ling asked, "sister, why don''t you vote for Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhang Zifeng said, "brother Zhu never deceives people. He says he''s not undercover. That''s certainly not. And Mr. Yue can still guess when he''s away. On the contrary, you all smile treacherously."


    You?


    Li Tiezhu was suddenly awakened.


    Huang Sanshi: "Tiezhu, you said you weren''t undercover. Why didn''t you wonder why Yue Yue was right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re not curious. You actually take a bath in such an exciting game? With Mr. Huang''s competitive heart in the extreme challenge, it''s absolutely impossible to bow your IQ. You won''t take a bath, let alone ask not to play this game. You''re a person who can get to the bottom."


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "so he began to bite me, didn''t he?"


    He Ling: "eh ~ I think Tiezhu is right."


    Shao Gang: "I think Mr. Huang has no problem, and Li Tiezhu is also very suspected."


    Huang Sanshi and Shaogang clinked glasses: "drink one. Our ages add up to 100 years old."


    He Ling also joined: "I''ll join you, and I''ll be one hundred and fifty!"


    Watching them finish drinking silently, Li Tiezhu said, "let''s have a toast to our young people?"


    Erguotou, Peng Yuchang, Zhang Zifeng, Zhou Qian, Yi Xiaomao and Li Tiezhu, five toast, Zhou Qianhe drink drink, and the other three are Erguotou baijiu.


    Yue Yupeng also took a cup to join the fun and was pushed away by Li Tiezhu.


    Yue Yupeng was wronged: "why?"


    Pumbaa: "brother, you are too old. We are young people."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not about age, it''s about position, so brother Yue, do you want me to be more clear? I''m not curious about the magic of things, just because I know and I can do it."


    Yue Yupeng looked at he Ling, Huang Sanshi and Shao Gang, who were also excluded from the youth circle, and immediately became flustered, and his expression was unnatural.


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "ha ha! He really knows."


    Four young people suddenly looked at Li Tiezhu curiously and looked forward to his answer.


    He Ling: "but I don''t believe that iron pillar can point to the right thing."


    Yue Yupeng straightened his waist again: "yes! Would you like to try one?"


    Li Tiezhu took a sip of wine, got up and went to the next room.


    This time, Yue Yupeng kissed the middle bottle of milk and solemnly asked everyone not to talk later.


    "Li Tiezhu, come out and point it out. If you can point it right..."


    "The bottle in the middle."


    As soon as Li Tiezhu entered the room, he blurted out that he never straightened out any suspense.


    Yue Yupeng: "ah?"


    This time, Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Shao Gang were shocked, especially Huang Sanshi, holding a few pieces of paper to go to the toilet.


    All three of them are undercover agents of Yue Yupeng.


    Just now, when Li Tiezhu called young people to drink, he gave a hint that the other three were undercover except Yue Yupeng himself. They rely on the words "you, me and him" to prompt Yue Yupeng left, middle and right.


    When the program was broadcast here, it also went back. Yue Yupeng invited three people to do undercover exposure.


    The four young people were also surprised. How could Li Tiezhu?


    Peng Yuchang said, "I see. There is no undercover in this game. What are the other skills?"


    Others are at a loss.


    Huang Sanshi''s competitive heart rose again and said, "no, there must be something fishy. Let''s do it again. I''ll point it out this time."


    Li Tiezhu went to the next room again. When he came out again, he said, "you didn''t point."


    Huang Sanshi: "eh? No, I''ll stroke..."


    Li Tiezhu spread his hand: "look, this is Mr. Huang''s competitive heart. He doesn''t even go to the toilet. He has to break it for me."


    Everyone laughed.


    Huang Sanshi: "again, again, I will be able to guess."


    Again, Li Tiezhu guessed right again.


    Huang Sanshi began to doubt life: "no, no..."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Yue''s technique is too low-level. I''m called high-level."


    Yue Yupeng was unconvinced: "why is it low?"


    Peng Peng: "there are so many people. It''s not low level for you to get three undercover agents to give you tips?"


    Yue Yupeng: "how do you know?"


    Zhang Zifeng stared at the boss: "three undercover? No wonder!"


    Zhou Qian: "Yi Xiaomao, teacher Shaogang, and Peng Peng."


    Peng Yuchang: "not me."


    Li Tiezhu said: "it''s not him. It''s three old people who have just clinked their glasses. Therefore, the top level is all undercover. No matter how hard the bottom level tries, it''s useless."


    People suddenly realized that it was no wonder that Yue Yupeng could guess right when he took people away.


    Huang Sanshi was worried: "no! Do it again. I guess the young people here are your undercover. I want to see how you respond to the code."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you take all of them away. No, take all of them away. I can still guess if you point to them alone."


    So, only Huang Sanshi was left in the room. He pointed to the milk on the right. Li Tiezhu also walked in and said:


    "The bottle on the right!"


    Everyone returned to the room and saw Huang Sanshi sitting on the pony, scratching his head, unconvinced.


    Yue Yupeng: "brother Zhu, how did you do it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "advanced magic! I won''t tell you old people. I''ll tell my sister quietly later."


    Zhang Zifeng nodded excitedly, "I must keep my mouth shut."


    Li Tiezhu: "so... Let''s go to the next art show!"


    Yue Yupeng: "no! It''s necessary to reveal the answer!"


    Shao Gang: "yes, otherwise I can''t sleep at night."


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t tell you. Wait and watch the program. You''ll know then."


    As a result, Li Tiezhu did not reveal the secret and forcibly switched to the preparations for the literary and artistic show.


    Zhang Zifeng couldn''t wait to pull Li Tiezhu to the door: "brother, tell me."


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "I told the camera in the next room that if the director team didn''t tell me the answer, I''d knock their heads off."


    Zhang Zifeng covered his mouth and laughed wildly: "ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the camera will be biased to which side they point. If they don''t point, the camera will face the ceiling."


    Zhang Zifeng jumped back and said, "report! I can do it too. I want to try."


    So Mr. Huang, who had just walked to the bathroom door, came back again holding a paper towel. I didn''t believe it. He pointed to the middle.


    Ten seconds later, Zhang Zifeng came back and smiled brightly: "in the middle!"


    Huang Sanshi: "


    The mood blew up!


    He Ling, Shao Gang and Yue Yupeng also collapsed. Instead of showing up, Li Tiezhu showed up.

 Chapter 734

    Other people also tried twice and were guessed by their sister. They couldn''t help but doubt life together. Why? She and Li Tiezhu really have no trust. How can you guess?


    There must be something wrong.


    When Huang Sanshi went to the toilet and sat on the toilet, he suddenly realized that Li Tiezhu could cure diarrhea!


    If it weren''t for him, Huang Sanshi couldn''t hold it for more than half an hour. Sure enough, man''s potential is endless.


    The living room was ready. When Huang Sanshi came out, Peng Peng gave a very broken warm-up performance. The song was very magical.


    In fact, it was mainly to give rice fans a stiff advertising implant. Peng Yuchang sang half a thousand teachers'' songs and blew his head with an electric fan. His worrying hairline floated up.


    Yue Yupeng looked... His expression was more constipated than Huang Sanshi: "what is this?"


    Huang Sanshi: "this advertisement is really hard! Ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the electric fan looks good, but it''s a little expensive."


    Peng Yuchang, who stepped down with a fan, immediately smiled and sprayed: "yes! My neck is almost broken. No wonder half a thousand teachers sing and sweat everywhere."


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, as we all know, singing is a manual job."


    Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian nodded along. It''s not a joke. Real singers know that singing really needs strength. That''s why those little fresh meat don''t deserve the name of a singer.


    Peng Yuchang ostentatiously said to Zhang Zifeng, "how''s it going? Is my brother handsome?"


    Zhang Zifeng did not hide his dislike and leaned against Li Tiezhu: "brother, stay away from me. I can''t stand you."


    Peng Yuchang: "don''t you think it''s burning? Especially the elegant hairstyle!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "eh ~"


    Li Tiezhu said, "your hairstyle just now looks like my high school head teacher."


    Peng Yuchang: "I know, little prince against the wind! He also became popular on the Internet when you made your debut. Now I still have his expression bag in my mobile phone."


    Li Tiezhu said seriously, "now he has had a hair transplant, because he saw me arguing with Xu Shan about the second half price in the program group. Teacher inverse went to the teaching director of our school and they went to have a hair transplant together. I went back to see it years ago. The hair... Is the same as real."


    Peng Yuchang: "hahaha! Isn''t it real hair? Why are you looking at me like that?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can also find a like-minded person... The second half price."


    Zhang Zifeng and Zhou Qian laughed.


    Yi Xiaomao blushed, drank Erguotou silently, and then looked at Huang Sanshi: "in fact, Peng Peng and his teachers and disciples have a lot of fate. They can form a group of teachers and disciples."


    Huang Sanshi: "Maomao, I haven''t lost my hair."


    Yi Xiaomao bowed his head shyly: "I know, you were like a Qing Dynasty man when you were young..."


    Huang Sanshi: "


    He Ling: "Miss Huang, if you and Peng Peng think about getting a hair transplant, our program team can pay."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t it stupid? Next year, I will be a sponsor of a hair transplant hospital. I can earn more money without spending a penny."


    He Ling looked at Huang Sanshi: "brother Zhu makes sense. Think about it."


    Huang Sanshi stared at Li Tiezhu and said nothing. You can''t beat him.


    Peng Yuchang said with a strange smile: "master can also endorse laxative products!"


    Huang Sanshi moves like a fat rabbit. If he pours at him, he will be punched and kicked. Cool! This disciple is really filial. He can relieve my anger at the critical moment every time.


    Zhang Zifeng has laughed helplessly. What''s the matter with brother? Tired of the world?


    Why, since brother Zhu came, he has been so abnormal? Although it''s cheap at ordinary times, I didn''t die like this!


    He Ling opened Huang Sanshi with a smile, and then let Shaogang preside over the performance.


    He can guess some, because in the past two years, it has been said on the Internet that the mushroom house without Li Tiezhu is not in full shape. Peng Peng''s sense of variety and life skills are much worse than Li Tiezhu. Although Peng Peng has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu, it is inevitable that he still wants to compare the length. Therefore, after Li Tiezhu came, he worked harder than usual, too hard.


    Huang Sanshi''s timing of beating Peng Peng every time is just right, just when the audience can find the critical point of Peng Peng''s "out of control" and let laughter replace embarrassment. It is worthy of being an old Jianghu.


    Peng Yuchang is also very desperate. He is reserved to do programs. However, the audience always compares him with Li Tiezhu, and he can only work harder and harder.


    Barrage:


    "The next issue should invite half a thousand teachers!"


    "What is this singing?"


    "Xiao Yue was stunned, ha!"


    "Laugh crazy."


    "My sister just wants to be beautiful alone and hide from Peng Peng."


    "Peng Peng has released himself."


    "It''s better for iron pillar to consider the problem thoroughly and take over the endorsement of hair transplant next year!"


    "Then invite Xu Shanzheng, Zhang Jianwei, Chen Sipei and Meng Fuquan, right?"


    "The picture is too beautiful for me to see..."


    "Poor boy, beaten again."


    "Miss Huang is very grumpy today."


    "Seriously, it''s really not Mr. Huang''s fault. It''s time!"


    Shao Gang introduced the three judges of the straw terrace team in the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi, Li Tiezhu and Shao Gang himself. There were six actors and performed three programs together. Peng Peng said crosstalk with his sister, Zhou Qian and Maomao sang, and finally Yue Yupeng and he Ling said a crosstalk.


    The reason why Li Tiezhu became a judge is that he didn''t prepare the program. Of course, it''s nothing for him to be a judge. He has made achievements in crosstalk and singing.


    Mei Mei and Peng Peng perform first. A crosstalk is quite smooth. However, it is obvious that Mei Mei''s support needs to be performed better and performed by herself, and Peng Peng''s teasing is more difficult.


    Then Zhou Qian cooperated with Yi Xiaomao to sing Yi Xiaomao''s new song "don''t ask", which can be called immortal cooperation. Li Tiezhu has been applauding.


    After singing, they bowed.


    Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao looked at Li Tiezhu at the same time to see what he said. This is the treatment of big brother.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s perfect!"


    He Lingdao said: "I haven''t heard enough! It''s really beautiful. It''s sounds of nature! Eh? Tiezhu, in fact, everyone has always said that shallow and Maomao are your separation. Yi Xiaomao has your creative talent, and Zhou Qian has the same talented voice and singing skills as you. What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "in fact, Mao Mao''s ability to write songs is very strong, but there is still a gap compared with me."


    After all, I''m a force! Not worthy of pride.


    Yi Xiaomao didn''t feel humiliated at all. He nodded wholeheartedly: "yes, it''s far from it."


    Li Tiezhu added: "however, Zhou Qian''s voice and singing skills are better than me, especially his singing skills. He is a perfect level. In fact, I have been learning from him all these years. When I started my career, I didn''t have any singing skills at all, and his career is the peak. In terms of singing skills, he is the best voice of our generation."


    This evaluation is not high.


    Zhou Qian was a little excited, but he was not modest. He just smiled.


    In fact, he was not the first to be targeted in the super good voice that year, but Li Tiezhu just went up. Zhou Qian had no background, no resources and no just, so he was buried.


    Now, Li Tiezhu''s ultra-high evaluation is actually correcting his name.


    After stepping down, Yi Xiaomao gave Li Tiezhu a toast. If Li Tiezhu hadn''t died to protect him, Mao Mao would have been pressed down by the two judges.


    Zhou Qian said, "thank you."


    Mei Mei sat in the back with her legs in her arms and blinked at the three people. She felt that the relationship between the three was a little strange. She was clearly a good friend, but she was a little awed of brother Zhu.


    Finally, Yue Yupeng and he Ling talked about crosstalk. There was nothing to say. The performance was perfect, but the stem was a little old.


    After Huang Sanshi and Shao Gang finished their comments, everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "very good, thank you."


    Yue Yupeng looked disgusted: "you cheat! Iron pillar, when did you become hypocritical?"


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Yue, isn''t this for your face?"


    Yue Yupeng said, "no! I want you to be the purest you, Li Tiezhu, who took me down the river to catch fish!"


    Then he gave Li Tiezhu a heart.


    The whole audience booed.


    Li Tiezhu''s face is red. It''s disgusting and greasy. How come it hasn''t been detected before? It must be because I wasn''t smart enough before.


    "OK! Since brother Yue is shameless, I''ll seriously criticize him..."


    "Criticism? Iron pillar, you''re floating. The one next to me is the first brother of Yunde society."


    He Ling said.


    Li Tiezhu pretended and said, "isn''t the first brother of Yunde society me? Brother Yue has to step back a little."


    People: "Ho ~"


    Yue Yupeng: "yes, I''m a primary school student in crosstalk."


    Li Tiezhu said again, "this pupil is big enough."


    "Whoa..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you just had this crosstalk. It''s regular. You can''t find any big problems, but it''s not elegant and tasteful. Have you ever heard of Royal crosstalk?"


    He Ling: "


    Huang Sanshi patted his thigh and was happy. Here comes the good voice. The counterattack of the trio came after three years.


    Zhou Qian twisted Yi Xiaomao''s arm, which made Maomao tremble with pain.


    "What are you doing?"


    "I''ll see if I''m dreaming."


    "Then screw yourself."


    "I''m afraid of pain."


    On the stage, Yue Yupeng asked, "excuse me, what is royal crosstalk?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "it''s elegant language art. There are no three customs, no ethical stem, and no mischief. This is called elegance. In addition, we also need to master the sense of rhythm of language and emotion. Have you seen the engine? Sudden, sudden, rhythmic! So, to sum up, it''s... The Royal engine."


    Yue Yupeng: "the tractor? Tu Tu..."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, but this tractor is a royal tractor. It''s... Advanced! Have you learned to waste?"


    Yue Yupeng nodded: "waste, waste, waste learning!"


    Huang Sanshi, he Ling and Shao Gang have a good relationship with the two judges. At this time, they don''t know what to say. Especially Huang Sanshi, he took his daughter to the scene to support Li Tiezhu.


    Pumbaa shivered in the back and dared not speak. Brother Zhu is too awesome, isn''t he? Can this be broadcast?


    Zhang Zifeng stared at Li Tiezhu''s side face. His eyes were full of stars. Brother Zhu was powerful and domineering!


    Yue Yupeng is not afraid to offend the big men in the singing world. Anyway, he doesn''t mix the singing world: "is such crosstalk still funny?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course not funny. We should be serious and elegant, positive and inspiring."


    Yue Yupeng: "it''s not as beautiful as the song. Is anyone listening?"


    Li Tiezhu: "as long as the songs are elegant and bad, some people will listen to them. This is called Royal high-level music."


    Yue Yupeng: "ah... Get out of your egg! If crosstalk is not funny, it will be too funny. If the song is not beautiful, it will be too beautiful!"

 Chapter 735

    He Ling habitually made an exaggerated panic expression, his mouth opened like a toothless grandmother, and his eyes bulged into a circle.


    Mom


    Where is this revenge? This is clearly a whipped corpse! And it''s a whiplash corpse after three years. Is it a bone?


    Shao Gang secretly covered his face. It has nothing to do with me.


    Huang Sanshi is quite calm. He is happy with his legs. Li Tiezhu is not surprised to do something. Those two have also been miserable by themselves in recent years, especially yehenara. Now they are basically in a semi blocked state. If they offend, they offend. I''m also a big man in Kyoto circle.


    Although Yue Yupeng said that he had always helped Li Tiezhu against people and won a good stem by singing and making peace, he also brought a handful of smuggled goods. Li Tiezhu scolded ye henara, and Yue Yupeng also scolded the old guys of the crosstalk Association.


    ha-ha!


    It''s so cool!


    When the program was broadcast here, many viewers were so impressed that no one could imagine that Li Tiezhu dared to take such blatant revenge, and the mushroom house was broadcast.


    It is said that Li Tiezhu never takes revenge overnight. It seems that it is not always true. Li Tiezhu takes revenge on the spot, once every two days, and once every few years.


    The barrage looked grumpy:


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Is this program too rude?"


    "Don''t you cut it off?"


    "See also the Royal engine."


    "Yehenara played by Li Tiezhu is very realistic!"


    "Serious brother, you are good or bad. I like it so much!"


    "Li Tiezhu, cheapskate, love."


    "Is it cool?"


    "It''s like going back to the famous scene where Chen Yisen kicked over the table three years ago."


    "Love this program!"


    "Yue yupenggen''s cooperation with Li Tiezhu is too sharp."


    "By the way, I scolded the crosstalk Association."


    "It''s not good for Li Tiezhu to take revenge openly."


    "Why not? Poor children deserve to be bullied?"


    "That''s why we like serious brother."


    "This is the unique superstar in the entertainment industry... Ian Pera Lee!"


    "Hey! I went to tiktok live in the Royal engine."


    On the day the program was broadcast, yehenara''s aunt called 120. When the doctor arrived, she was awake, but her heart rate was still uneven, which was the symptom after the electric shock. There is a kitchen knife embedded in the broken screen of her TV at home, still smoking, sparks and lightning.


    Mr. Jiang yuebi limped to the street to buy a mobile phone in the evening. The previous one just broke him, stepped on several feet and sprained his foot.


    In the program, Yue Yupeng came down with a clear spirit: "return to the Royal crosstalk, shit! Ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu also smiled and clapped hands with Yue Yupeng.


    Then, Li Tiezhu turned around and asked everyone, "how''s it going? Is brother Yue and I ok? It''s all hanging now, and the burden is buried well."


    No one paid attention to him. He Ling and Shaogang whispered. Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other and shrugged. Zhou Qian''s head was buried behind Yi Xiaomao. Yi Xiaomao drank Erguotou and his face became more red. He didn''t know whether he was shy or excited.


    Finally, Huang Sanshi continued and said, "almost all right! Start voting."


    So this section passed and entered the next link. Many people were relieved.


    However, Huang Sanshi''s ending operation also shows which side his ass is tilted. He almost did it, suggesting that he supports the program team to cut this paragraph into the main film just now, in a disguised form, in support of Li Tiezhu. This is also the same operation as before. After Li Tiezhu was kicked out by yehenara three years ago, he took his daughter and Yue Yupeng to the scene to support Li Tiezhu.


    In fact, Huang Sanshi doesn''t want to join in, but he can''t stand that his daughter is an iron powder of Li Tiezhu. In order to maintain his father''s image of Wei''an, he must just get up.


    The voting result is not important. In line with the traditional virtue of mushroom house to encourage newcomers and flying guests, the winners are Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian.


    Then, Yi Xiaomao added a play to himself. As the winner, he performed a program to thank him. He chose to dance the women''s group dance.


    Everyone doesn''t believe he can dance this thing. After all, Yi Xiaomao almost never dances on the stage.


    Zhang Zifeng''s eyes narrowed with laughter. It was hard to imagine how hot his eyes were when he danced the women''s group dance.


    Peng Yuchang is eager to try.


    Yue Yupeng: "really? Do you still know that thing?"


    He Ling: "I also remember that when the voice was good, he practiced dancing with Li Tiezhu, half weight!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "he dances very well. Do you know how he learns?"


    Yi Xiaomao: "don''t say!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and shut up, ha! Good voice dance teacher, sister Xiu Hong, hum, that''s personal teaching!


    Zhou Qian suddenly realized and said excitedly, "ah! Ah! I know too!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "how did you know?"


    Zhou Qianli said of course: "brother Zhu told me that when he practiced vocal music once, brother Zhu said that you were surrounded by a group of grannies and died on the spot..."


    Yi Xiaomao blushed: "don''t say it! Don''t broadcast this section."


    Sure enough, this paragraph was not broadcast, which is not suitable for children.


    After a while, several young people jumped up with Yi Xiaomao. It was terrible. Yi Xiaomao jumped like a model, with standard movements, beautiful posture, and even a little enchanting.


    Three old guys were laughing up and down below.


    Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu should fall... Ha ha..."


    Shao Gang: "Oh, I''ve been there for many years. Iron pillar dancing is still so ugly."


    He Ling said with a smile, "it''s Maomao that makes me look at you with admiration. You can do it!"


    The mushroom house Caotai team''s art show ended successfully. The time came to 11 o''clock.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s getting late..."


    He Ling: "it''s still so early? Play a little longer!"


    Huang Sanshi: "also, going to bed so early is not in line with the style of mushroom house."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Yue Yupeng yawned. He was sleepy, but he slept too much today. He was really embarrassed to shout sleepy. Another point is that there is an unsolved mystery of the mushroom house that puzzles him. Although he is sleepy, he can''t sleep.


    Confused by this unsolved mystery, there are Huang Sanshi and others.


    Next, the night owls began to touch the tortoise card, which is also the traditional program of the mushroom house and the lost performance. Li Tiezhu lost the first round. Everyone strongly asked him to announce the answer to the unsolved mystery. Li Tiezhu refused and performed a set of tactical actions just learned in the army, which was very cool.


    At twelve o''clock, these guys were still awake.


    Li Tiezhu was bored and said, "isn''t my sister going to the college entrance examination? Don''t you sleep so late? Let''s have a rest early."


    Therefore, we guessed that we reluctantly accepted the card and went to the girls'' dormitory where our sister was located to move the bed to the living room. There were too many male guests and the bed was not enough, especially the guests with a slightly wider size such as Yue Yupeng.


    When moving things, Peng Peng secretly asked his sister, "how can brother Zhu guess? Why?"


    Zhang Zifeng said, "do you want to know?"


    Peng Peng nodded and looked funny: "think."


    Zhang Zifeng: "I won''t tell you."


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling also came to ask Zhang Zifeng. She didn''t say anything and kept her mouth shut.


    But Yue Yupeng quietly asked Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu didn''t hide it from him and told him the truth. Then, Yue Yupeng''s mentality collapsed even more.


    I prepared such a long program and tried my best to find three people to trust, but you broke it like this? Directly threaten the director team to give the answer? Why didn''t I think of it? It doesn''t make sense. My head is so big. I should be smarter than iron pillar


    Because of the imbalance of mentality, Yue Yupeng didn''t tell anyone the answer.


    In the evening, many people lie in bed staring and have a long night of unintentional sleep... But Li Tiezhu''s brother-in-law slept soundly.


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    The next morning, Huang Sanshi stared at the chicken nest hairstyle, wore flip flops, walked out of the mushroom house yard, found the director group and asked:


    "What happened last night? Why was it so evil? How could Li Tiezhu guess right?"


    The director shook his head.


    Huang Sanshi''s eyes are dark: "you''re wrong to shake your head. You all have the program clips. At least you recorded it when he told his sister. The more you shake your head, the more guilty you are. You have a problem."


    Director: "it has nothing to do with us. Ask Li Tiezhu yourself."


    Huang Sanshi: "I don''t ask that fool. It seems that I have no IQ. I must find out the answer. Eh? By the way, what about those two fools? He woke up earlier than me..."


    Director Nunu mouth.


    When Huang Sanshi looked back, Li Tiezhu came carefully from the outside with a small iron basin for noodles. He was close at hand.


    Li Tiezhu: "good morning, Miss Huang. I''m two fools. I''ve gone to milk."


    Huang Sanshi was surprised: "where to milk? Su Su?"


    Li Tiezhu was carrying a basin full of milk and almost came out.


    Li Tiezhu: "it was Su Su? No wonder I called her Dudu. She ignored me all the time. She still resisted when milking. I thought there was something wrong with my technique..."


    Shaking his head, Li Tiezhu walked into the mushroom house with milk.


    Huang Sanshi scratched his head: "no! He got up early in the morning to milk Su Su? Your program team didn''t stop him?"


    Director: "he''s an uncle! Who dares to stop?"


    Huang Sanshi walked to the cowshed with his back. Su Su''s expression of shame and anger filled people with sympathy. Huang Sanshi tilted his head and looked down: "Oh, the milk volume is quite enough. Why didn''t I think of it? I drank fresh milk every day in the future..."


    Su Su: "moo ~"


    Although the program group did not broadcast the detailed process of Li Tiezhu''s milking for the sake of harmony, the audience were still confused by Li Tiezhu''s Sao operation.


    "I''m FAK???"


    "Are you serious..."


    "In the middle of the night, I laughed and cried. I''m almost out of breath."


    "This star is too serious, poof ~"


    "Su Su is so poor."


    "Which artist would do such a thing when he came to the mushroom house?"


    "I''m really convinced. This goods is definitely a mudslide of the variety Festival."


    "It''s over, Su Su is not clean..."


    "There are too many serious brothers meeting?"


    "Net rectification operation!"


    "Worthy of you, Li Tiezhu!"


    "Fortunately, he didn''t lie down and drink directly..."


    In the kitchen, Li Tiezhu covered the milk with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator. Then he took his backpack, carried a few bricks and went out for a run, simulating the five kilometer cross-country of the army.


    Huang Sanshi clamped Su Su''s research. When Peng Yuchang woke up, the two people ran five kilometers together. They didn''t want to run with Li Tiezhu.


    When Huang Sanshi and Peng Peng returned to the yard after running, Li Tiezhu took a bath and changed his clothes. He had consciously made breakfast.


    It''s -- a small cage bag?!


    The smoke curled up and the strong fragrance overflowed. Everyone in the room was awakened by greed.


    Everyone was in good spirits. Although it was difficult to fall asleep at first last night, they still got the answer to the unsolved mystery from Yue Yupeng. The only one who didn''t know the answer was the haggard Huang Sanshi, and he thought everyone didn''t know the answer.

 Chapter 736

    It''s a small steamed bun. In fact, it''s just a small steamed bun steamed in a large steamer, because there is no palm sized small steamer in the mushroom house.


    Xiaolongbao is filled with meat. When you take a bite, the oil juice splashes. It tastes delicious. The pork stuffing suitable for fat and thin, together with ginger, pepper noodles, green onions and pepper, tastes different. This is the standard flavor of xiaolongbao in southern Sichuan, which is different from the light flavor of xiaolongbao in most places.


    This kind of small steamed bun has a unique taste. Some places even put pepper, but Li Tiezhu didn''t, mainly because Zhang Zifeng, who was admitted to the University, can''t eat spicy.


    Yue Yupeng, a family of steamed buns, gave a thumbs up when he took a bite, but his mouth was full of steamed buns and couldn''t speak.


    He Ling also praised Li Tiezhu: "delicious! Tiezhu is really versatile. I want to eat a cage."


    Shao Gang buried himself in eating steamed stuffed bun and muttered, "this steamed stuffed bun tastes good, but it''s a little too numb, ha..."


    Huang Sanshi opened the steamed stuffed bun and found that the meat stuffing was the leftover from yesterday''s dumplings, and other seasonings were added by Li Tiezhu. However, he was puzzled by a question and asked, "Tiezhu, when did you meet your noodles? I was playing games last night, and I didn''t see you kneading and fermenting, and I remember there was no yeast?"


    While drinking porridge, Li Tiezhu took the steamed stuffed bun and said, "the self fermented flour in your warehouse. Just knead it for two hours in the morning. You don''t need yeast. Mr. Huang, why are you so illiterate?"


    Huang Sanshi asked he Ling, "yes?"


    He Ling shook his head: "how do I know? I only know how to eat."


    Li Tiezhu added: "two bags of self fermented flour, the others are ordinary flour, but... Yeast powder is also available. It''s in a bag on the wall. Haven''t you checked it?"


    No yeast powder. What do I use to make yogurt?


    Huang Sanshi was confused for a moment: "eat steamed stuffed buns, eat steamed stuffed buns, eat without words, sleep without words, don''t talk."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The four young men also woke up and were awakened by the smell of steamed stuffed buns, but they were all suffering in bed.


    Zhou Qian asked Yi Xiaomao, "can we get up?"


    Yi Xiaomao turned over and said, "no, keep sleeping. The mushroom house is the place to wake up naturally."


    Zhou Qian: "but the steamed stuffed bun made by brother Zhu is so delicious."


    Yi Xiaomao swallowed his saliva: "don''t worry, brother. I haven''t got up yet. There must be steamed stuffed buns. Brother Zhu will leave steamed stuffed buns for me. He loves me most."


    Zhou Qian directly threw himself into the street: "that''s also..."


    As a good voice three years ago, Li Tiezhu was just like taking his own brother to Yi Xiaomao. Although Yi Xiaomao was older, although he gathered less and separated more in the past three years, he would call Yi Xiaomao whenever there was anything good. It was no exception. Even the Grammy trophy was lent to Yi Xiaomao for two months.


    Although Li Tiezhu is also very good to Zhou Qian, their personal relationship is still almost, not so intimate.


    Peng Yuchang slept in the living room. No one discussed it, so he asked his sister Zhang Zifeng next door: "sister?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "get up and help me get some steamed stuffed buns. I smell it."


    Peng Yuchang said, "it''s you! Am I my brother or are you my brother?"


    At this time, they heard the sound of Huang Sanshi outside.


    "Tiezhu, where''s Susu''s milk you milked this morning? Take it out and drink ~"


    Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng laughed at the same time. Can they do it? They didn''t even think about it.


    Li Tiezhu''s voice came: "drink tenansu! I''ve made yogurt with fresh milk."


    He Ling: "ah, can you make yogurt?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t! I just found a yogurt machine in your warehouse, and the cow just shouted at me again. I thought, my sister is going to take the college entrance examination, so make her a yogurt. Then, I found the way to make yogurt on the Internet."


    Peng Yuchang: "eh? Dwarf, brother Zhu made yogurt for you! Give me half then."


    Zhang Zifeng didn''t speak. His head was buried in the quilt and his feet were pedaling outside the quilt. Ah... Curious! That''s strange!


    Huang Sanshi looked at Li Tiezhu warily and suspected that he was plotting against the law.


    He Ling said with a smile, "iron pillar is really warm, but it''s also true. The favorite of all of us in the mushroom house is our sister. Iron pillar, as the great devil of the mushroom house, is no exception."


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head to drink porridge and eat steamed stuffed buns. He thought that if Zhang Zifeng didn''t die after eating his own yogurt, he would make one for Xiaohua. She also took the college entrance examination this year. It''s strange that it hurts. The little fool went to record the actor in place for so long and went back to class. Can he keep up with the rhythm? Her mother didn''t hit her, did she?


    Anyway, it''s my sister after all. Although it''s not pro, it''s my pro brother''s Pro sister. Even if she''s stupid... She still needs to be distressed.


    It takes a long time to make yogurt, which makes Li Tiezhu a little tangled.


    It takes ten hours to make yogurt. Li Tiezhu was going to leave at noon today, but now he has put it off until tomorrow. If Zhang Zifeng is OK after drinking his own yogurt, he will borrow some milk from Su Su this afternoon and make a large portion of yogurt. He will take it back to Shudu to replenish Liu Xiaohua''s body tomorrow morning and return to the northwest military camp in the afternoon.


    The day after tomorrow, we will start camp life again. It''s still quite tense.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu ate twenty small steamed buns and was finally full. He loaded four small steamed buns on a plate and went into the room.


    Peng Yuchang sat up at once: "brother Zhu, thank you. I''m really sorry to bother you to send steamed stuffed buns in person."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not for you."


    Peng Yuchang turned over and fell asleep: "I just sleepwalked. Don''t broadcast it. Hum, snore..."


    In the next room, Zhou Qian looked at Yi Xiaomao in shock: "are you too lucky? Brother Zhu sent you steamed stuffed buns?"


    Yi Xiaomao blushed: "who makes me so cute."


    Buckle.


    Li Tiezhu knocked on the door.


    Yi Xiaomao: "the door is unlocked. Come in."


    Li Tiezhu: "sister, are you up? Eat some steamed stuffed buns. The chicken stuffing specially wrapped for you is not like pork stuffing. You won''t get fat after eating."


    Crying came from the next room, vaguely the voice of Yi Xiaomao.


    Zhou Qian comforted: "ladies first, you may be next..."


    In Zhang Zifeng''s room, there was a tinkling noise of bottles and cans, as well as the sound of footsteps, which was particularly messy.


    My sister''s voice was very flustered: "ah, well, wait a minute... Wait a minute, sorry... I, I, I clean up..."


    Li Tiezhu was not in a hurry. He stood blankly, thinking that if Zhang Zifeng said the steamed stuffed bun was delicious, he would go back and tell the old man the formula and ask him to make it for Liu Xiaohua every day. The college entrance examination is not easy. Moreover, Xiaohua is so fat that she can''t be fat anymore. It''s best to make steamed stuffed buns with chicken meat. There must be no problem with the old man''s craft.


    After a while, Zhang Zifeng opened the dormitory door and smiled like a lily trembling in the wind.


    She was wearing a snow-white nightdress, her hair was combed meticulously, and her face was made up with light makeup, but her eyebrows were not quite right.


    Peng Yuchang stretched out his head from the living room bed and said, "eh? Didn''t you take off your makeup last night, fool?"


    Zhang Zifeng stared angrily: "go away! Shut up!"


    Then Chao Li Tiezhu smiled coyly and said gently, "thank you for waiting for brother Zhu. Thank you for your steamed stuffed bun."


    Li Tiezhu said, "only salt and green onions are put in the chicken filling. Try it and I''ll go first."


    Zhang Zifeng: "well..."


    Li Tiezhu clapped his hands and left.


    Peng Yuchang pinched his throat: "I''ve been waiting for brother Zhu for a long time, thank you..."


    Zhang Zifeng went back to the house, put down the steamed stuffed bun, came out with two pillows and smashed Peng Yuchang, and then closed the door... Eating steamed stuffed bun, mom, is it delicious?


    Now, the young people also woke up. Peng Yuchang came out to have porridge and steamed stuffed buns.


    On the other side, Yi Xiaomao came out with a wronged face and accompanied by Zhou Qian. He sat on the stool in a daze. Sure enough, a new generation beat the old


    At this time, Li Tiezhu took a plate of steamed stuffed buns for Yi Xiaomao alone. There were eight steamed stuffed buns in total. There was a scallion on the top of each steamed stuffed bun, which was a sign.


    That means this steamed stuffed bun with Scallion marks is different.


    Yi Xiaomao said, "brother Zhu, this is also chicken stuffing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, it''s a secret pork stuffing. It''s better than what they eat. If you don''t believe it, try it."


    Yi Xiaomao showed a proud smile at the corner of his mouth, but I didn''t laugh. I held it. He took a steamed stuffed bun and took a bite. Well, the whole person jumped up: "Wow! Eat well!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "just like eating! Eat more."


    I thought no one would like this kind of steamed stuffed bun with almost pure fat meat. It seems to taste good. Later, I''ll go home and make it for songzhuer to eat more fat meat and make it fatter. It''s too thin to bear.


    Zhou Qian was so envious that he whispered to Yi Xiaomao, "Maomao, can I have one?"


    Yi Xiaomao pretended to be reserved and said, "of course, you can eat one, but be careful not to let brother Zhu see it."


    Zhou Qian stealthily took one, then swallowed it and drank half a bowl of porridge. Brother Zhu raised Maomao as a pig! Forget it, I''d better eat ordinary steamed stuffed buns.


    When Sister Zhang Zifeng washes and dresses up, Li Tiezhu is ravaging the Muscovy Duck lantern.


    Sister: "brother, what are you doing?"


    Peng Yuchang squatted in the corner of the yard: "well... I brush my teeth. Are you blind?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "I didn''t ask you!"


    Li Tiezhu let go of the lantern, but it still flew away in panic. He lost his way: "I said why the lantern didn''t lay eggs for so many years. It turned out to be a male..."


    Zhang Zifeng blushed and said, "er... When are you leaving? In the afternoon?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I decided to leave tomorrow. I want to make yogurt again in the evening. It takes a lot of time to make yogurt."


    Zhang Zifeng pretended to be calm and said, "aren''t the troops... Nervous?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fortunately, I haven''t made food for college entrance examination students. I''m inexperienced. Let''s experiment more times..."


    After all, it''s my fake sister. It''s time to cook something delicious for her. It''s spiritual encouragement.


    It''s just hard for sister Zifeng to be a white mouse, but she can''t eat dead people.


    Zhang Zifeng was silent and moved.


    Li Tiezhu: "is the chicken steamed stuffed bun delicious?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "delicious..."


    Li Tiezhu jumped up excitedly: "hahaha, that''s OK! For my sister''s college entrance examination!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "


    At this time, he Ling came back for a ride and asked, "do you know who the guests in this issue are?"


    The crowd shook their heads.


    He Ling said, "it''s our relatives. Apart from Nana, everyone in happy camp is here. Are you very happy?"


    Then he took a special look at Li Tiezhu and saw Li Tiezhu''s slightly undetectable mouth. In fact, he Ling called Du Haibo and Li Tiezhu to ease the contradiction. They could have come two times later.


    Li Tiezhu''s displeasure is understandable, but how can his sister Zhang Zifeng roll her eyes? Who bothered you? heart!

 Chapter 737

    He Ling didn''t ask for a better understanding. He just felt that Li Tiezhu couldn''t speak and annoyed Zhang Zifeng. Li Tiezhu couldn''t say it. It''s not far or near. So he thought he didn''t see it and said:


    "It''s mainly because my relatives are coming. I can''t help being excited. You have to pretend you don''t know later."


    Peng Yuchang brushed his teeth and said, "don''t worry, I can still talk about acting."


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng did not respond to he Ling.


    Barrage:


    "Yes, milking is outrageous ~"


    "This is the magic special Neng Su fresh milk!"


    "Seek Su Su''s psychological shadow area."


    "Su Su: I was offended."


    "In other words, Li Tiezhu is really technically comprehensive. He can milking?"


    "The most versatile artist ~"


    "He played a milkman in the last film" people are in trouble ". Maybe he learned it at that time?"


    "I also want to learn to make yogurt."


    "This steamed stuffed bun looks delicious..."


    "Serious brother is so warm. He also made steamed stuffed buns with chicken meat for his sister."


    "Maomao is also a special treatment."


    "Zhou Qian: shall I go?"


    "Lying trough! Du Haibo is coming?"


    "Just finished the first issue of real man, I can''t stand the fat man."


    "Good program, suddenly disgusted."


    "Do you have to invite Du Haibo when Tiezhu comes to the mushroom house?"


    "What''s the matter with Li Tiezhu and Du Haibo? They have a feud?"


    Zhang Zifeng whispered to Li Tiezhu, "brother, why don''t you go first and make the yogurt well..."


    She was afraid that after Du Haibo''s gang came, brother Zhu would be bad. After all, they were a group. Even teacher he was on the other end. Moreover, this was a program of southern Hunan TV. She was still a little worried about Li Tiezhu.


    It''s no secret in the circle. Since Du Haibo withdrew from the real man, the reason for his withdrawal has been quietly spread.


    Li Tiezhu stubbornly shook his head. I have to wait for your feedback. If it''s good, I''ll squeeze Su Su dry and get Xiaohua a big basin of yogurt back.


    He said, "what am I afraid of? That guy should be afraid."


    Zhang Zifeng nodded and didn''t say anything. He went to feed the tortoise. He jumped when he walked.


    She believed that brother Zhu was strong, but she also knew that Mr. He was close to those people, so she was a little worried about Li Tiezhu, but when she thought that he would make more yogurt for himself, she was... Obsessed.


    After feeding the tortoise, Zhang Zifeng went back to the house to review her lessons. Although she didn''t require too high cultural scores in the art exam, she made too many films, and her cultural scores were terrible.


    Ling Ling


    Someone sent a wechat.


    Zhang Zifeng picked it up and looked. His hand trembled. His mobile phone fell directly to the ground. After patting his chest, he picked it up again and summoned up the courage to open the message.


    Matsushita: "Zhu Zhu said to make you yogurt for another day. I heard that Du Haibo was coming to the mushroom house. Sister, watch it for me. If they dare to bully Zhu, tell me. I''ll ruin their reputation!"


    Zhang Zifeng was startled again, so he wouldn''t lose his reputation? Besides, they all have heads and faces. How can they be so easily discredited?


    But fortunately, I didn''t find me... Eh? What do I have? Nothing?


    Why am I guilty?


    Zhang Zifeng blushed and knocked on the screen alone: "don''t worry, sister, I won''t let them bully brother Zhu. Besides, brother Zhu doesn''t bully others, ha ha ~"


    Matsushita: "I''m relieved to have you."


    Zhang Zifeng suddenly felt that the responsibility on his shoulder had become great


    Suddenly, she was confused again, turned her pen, and her eyes were empty.


    At this time, I heard Huang Sanshi and he Ling calling Li Tiezhu outside to be careful. Peng Yuchang was giggling and Yue Yupeng was refueling Li Tiezhu.


    Zhang Zifeng came out and found that Li Tiezhu was climbing the huge coconut tree with his basket on his back. He had climbed halfway.


    She watched her toes hold on to her slippers. It was the same when Peng Peng climbed a tree last time.


    It''s too dangerous.


    Last time, Peng Peng climbed a tree to pick coconuts. He stuck his sickle on it and threw it to death.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu decided to go up and take down the sickle and pick two coconuts by the way. He thought that if the coconut juice was good to drink, he would bring one back to Liu Xiaohua. She should not have eaten coconuts.


    Climbing trees is a necessary skill for children in the mountains, just like walking.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t wear a tree climbing hook. He was used to climbing barefoot, but he still tied the belt because he had to pick coconuts with both hands after going up. He hasn''t picked coconuts. He doesn''t know if it''s easy to pick.


    The coconut tree is very good to climb. The trunk is moderate in thickness and rough and straight. Although there is no tree branch, Li Tiezhu''s two soles are like gorilla feet, clinging to the trunk, full of strength and dexterity.


    What is this? When I was a child, Li Tiezhu could climb even cement piles.


    Li Tiezhu tied the belt around his waist and fastened the trunk in front of him. As long as he pedaled, he couldn''t fall at all. It''s just that the people below look dangerous.


    "Be careful..."


    "Slow down, slow down."


    "Why don''t you wait for the villagers to come?"


    "Too dangerous!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother, come down quickly!"


    He Ling: "if you don''t come down, you''re too expensive for the program team to pay!"


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile on his waist: "I''m not afraid! Brother Zhu bought insurance."


    Several artists nearby suddenly laughed and gasped.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu climbed to the top of the tree, very high, about 20 meters high, seven floors high.


    Li Tiezhu took off the sickle, cut down two coconuts, put them in the basket, and continued to cut coconuts. It''s not too difficult to pick. Li Tiezhu decided to take down all the coconuts and bring more for Liu Xiaohua. The iron eggs can also be eaten.


    Peng Yuchang shouted below, "brother Zhu, leave me two. I still want to pick them."


    Li Tiezhu replied, "you don''t deserve it!"


    Peng Yuchang: "


    He Ling: "the iron pillar is enough. You can''t fit the basket on your back!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right. I''ll pick more for my sister."


    One or two of Liu Xiaohua''s food is not enough.


    Zhang Zifeng was so moved that his eyes were red and he bit his lower lip. He didn''t speak or speak.


    Maomao said, "brother Zhu is so fond of Zifeng!"


    Zhou Qian: "Hmm!"


    After picking eight coconuts, Li Tiezhu began to climb down slowly.


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu was only a few meters away from the ground, everyone was relieved to withdraw to the shed to hide from the sun. He Ling went to pour water for Li Tiezhu.


    Huang Sanshi drank tea and said with emotion, "iron pillar is really strong!"


    Zhou Qian raised his arm and looked at his biceps, which immediately made everyone laugh.


    Peng Yuchang was in a daze. His state of mind exploded. There would be no harm without comparison. He could already imagine the ruthless ridicule of the barrage when the program was broadcast.


    Zhang Zifeng still kept under the tree: "be careful, be careful... Where are your shoes, brother?"


    Li Tiezhu went down the tree, walked back slowly with a basket of coconuts on his bare back, and kicked open h who came to shake his tail to meet him.


    Zhang Zifeng trotted, brought a pair of slippers to Li Tiezhu and said, "thank you, brother."


    Li Tiezhu said, "be polite to me. What? Here!"


    He handed Zhang Zifeng a coconut and thought, how much can you eat? I can''t finish eating. I can bring at least four back to my sister!


    Zhang Zifeng smiled, narrowed his eyes and ran away with coconut in his arms.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is really strong!"


    "No tree climbing tools?"


    "By contrast, Peng Peng is weak, ha ha..."


    "Pumbaa, come out and take two steps?"


    "Peng Yuchang is stupid!"


    "I''m confused, ha ha..."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "If there were no iron pillars, Peng Peng would still be very good."


    "For my sister, praise!"


    "Iron pillar really dotes on Zhang Zifeng."


    "A tree is almost gone..."


    "A basket full."


    "Serious brothers don''t talk much."


    "When we were young, we climbed trees barefoot in the countryside."


    "This chest and abdominal muscles... The iron column must be very fierce!"


    "Good durability."


    "Look at the face of pine and bamboo in the past two years!"


    "Just look at someone''s waist injury!"


    "What are the words of tiger and wolf?"


    "Iron pillar, don''t go..."


    "Stop!"


    "No! I have to watch the real man!"


    "Sister Zifeng smiles beautifully ~"


    Then, Li Tiezhu boiled two eggs for Yi Xiaomao because he had to go first at eleven. After everyone sent him away, Yue Yupeng perfunctorily praised Li Tiezhu and went back to bed.


    The others went out to collect the rubber. Li Tiezhu cooked at home, and then dragged Yue Yupeng up to peel garlic and make a fire. Yue Yupeng looked bitter and bitter.


    After lunch, Zhou Qian, Shao Gang and Yue Yupeng left, while Li Tiezhu still kept them.


    Huang Sanshi made iced Pu''er for everyone.


    My sister is drinking coconut milk and sitting on the swing. It''s very comfortable.


    The phone rang and it was the happy family who came to order.


    Li Tiezhu and Mr. He answered the phone, and his sister followed.


    "Hello? Who are you?"


    On the phone, a fat man''s cheerful voice came.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I love you."


    The voice shook: "ah, er... Tiezhu, I, I... We''re here to order mushroom house, mushroom house and order..."


    He Ling smiled: "ha ha! BoBo!"


    My sister covered her mouth and smiled. The fat man was so frightened that he was worthy of being my brother Zhu! It seems that there is no need to worry about him being bullied.


    Wu Xien and Wei Jia also took the opportunity to say hello.


    "Teacher he!"


    "Miss He, your three rural relatives are coming!"


    He Ling: "hahaha, what do you want to eat?"


    Li Tiezhu: "do we have enough work? Mr. He?"


    There was a lot of silence across the street.


    Finally, Du Haibo said, "Mr. He, we want to order now."


    He Ling glanced at Li Tiezhu and stopped talking: "HMM... you talk first."


    Du Haibo: "silk drawing banana."


    Li Tiezhu: "is it OK to pull silk sweet potato?"


    Du Haibo said, "that''s OK, too. Thank you, brother Zhu."


    Recently, Du Haibo has been trained a little miserably by the leaders in Taiwan. Du Haibo is now very upright, but he doesn''t dare to provoke Li Tiezhu again.


    Wu Xien: "I''m an aggrieved old princess. I want to eat... Spaghetti and pizza."


    Li Tiezhu said: "miscellaneous sauce noodles and meat cakes, no problem."


    Wu Xien: "ah?"


    Wei Jia: "ah, what? Just make it for you. Shall I order a flower chicken?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak. This dish is nothing.

 Chapter 738

    After hanging up the phone, he Ling returned to the shed and said, "it''s a shame. The dishes ordered by three poor rural relatives who have never seen the world can''t be on the table."


    Huang Sanshi: "then... Hard work."


    Li Tiezhu said, "then you have to give me two installments of money! Notice fee."


    Huang Sanshi: "no problem. How did you guess which bottle of milk I meant last night?"


    Remember?


    The diarrhea is all right. This ridge hasn''t passed yet.


    "Pooh ha ha..."


    He Ling, Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng all laughed. It turned out that only teacher Huang didn''t know the unsolved mystery.


    Li Tiezhu directly got up to talk to "party a". Before he reached the door, the director spoke:


    "Here! You don''t have to come here for two installments."


    The producer is also very distressed: "don''t come here. You''re very hard. Go and have a rest."


    Huang Sanshi got the answer to the unsolved mystery from teacher he. Looking at the panic performance supervised by the director, he couldn''t help sighing: "iron pillar''s treatment and status are higher than sun Lei in infinite challenge..."


    Li Tiezhu was satisfied with the attitude of the program group. He turned and slipped back to the house for a nap.


    An hour later, Li Tiezhu was woken up.


    A group of people chattered in the living room next door. Before the box was put down, they were looking at the furnishings in the room.


    Wei Jia: "isn''t it too comfortable?"


    Wu Xien: "the house made of bamboo is really beautiful..."


    Du Haibo lay on the ground and rolled: "the ground is really cool. I can lie here all afternoon, ha ha."


    Creak.


    Li Tiezhu came out of the room and silently looked at Du Haibo smiling on the ground.


    Du Haibo immediately stood up: "what... Do you have any work?"


    He Ling: "ha! Why do you suddenly become diligent?"


    Du Haibo avoided Li Tiezhu''s eyes: "just come to the mushroom house and always want to do something."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t ask him to be big. He greeted the three hosts of the happy family. He was polite and thoughtful, but not too enthusiastic. After all, he was unfamiliar.


    Then, Li Tiezhu went out to see Su Su. Zhang Zifeng followed him with an umbrella.


    Seeing that Su Su had enough milk, Li Tiezhu was very satisfied. He squatted down and fed Xiao Bu some grass, swallowed saliva and asked Zhang Zifeng, "does your sister want to eat mutton kebabs?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "think! Can you kill? Isn''t it appropriate?"


    Little one: "baa ~"


    Li Tiezhu said, "if only it were in the primitive people, kill them if you want."


    Zhang Zifeng held an umbrella and didn''t give Li Tiezhu shade. He only covered himself: "brother, do you still record primitive man this year? I''ll play."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t record it in summer vacation. I want to hold a concert. It''s cool in autumn."


    "Oh."


    "Eh? I remember there were barbecues at the entrance of the village."


    "Really, really?"


    "Go and have a look."


    "The program team doesn''t allow us to buy food outside. We can only rely on labor for food. Brother Zhu, have you forgotten all this?"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and said, "what are you afraid of? They dare not hit me. Right?"


    He asked a cameraman who came with him.


    The cameraman was silent.


    Li Tiezhu said, "three skewers of meat."


    Cameraman: "deal."


    Li Tiezhu: "go."


    Zhang Zifeng: "ah? No matter the guests in the room?"


    Li Tiezhu walked with wind: "I''m also a guest! How can a guest greet a guest? Besides, they come to work, not to take a holiday."


    After a while, the three came to the village barbecue stall, and the stall owner was still sleeping in the house.


    "Boss, your stall has been stolen."


    Li Tiezhu shouted.


    The stall owner ran out with one foot in slippers. Seeing that it was the program group, he was not angry. He kindly asked Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng for a group photo, and then began to make a fire.


    Li Tiezhu was familiar with the barbecue. He helped the boss and started to drum up. My sister could only watch.


    On the other side, after resting for an hour, the three members of the happy family began to set up an oven with the help of he Ling and Peng Yuchang, because the pizza needed an oven.


    At this time, Wei Jia said, "where is Tiezhu? Call him back to help with the work! With him, we just need to watch."


    Du Haibo said, "no, no, I have strength. I''ll come!"


    Wu Xi''en rolled his eyes silently. Are you afraid?


    Huang Sanshi prepares cold dishes in the kitchen. The agreed cold dishes are Huang Sanshi lane, and the hot dishes belong to Li Tiezhu. At this time, he stood at the kitchen door and wondered, "my sister has been abducted and run away by him. Where has she been for so long?"


    He Ling said, "the old father''s worry."


    Barrage:


    "Kebab?"


    "The little one looks delicious."


    "The cameraman is too immoral, isn''t he?"


    "I suddenly feel that my sister and iron pillar are a good match."


    "What''s a good match? A flower is inserted on cow dung."


    "Huang Sanshi has to kill Li Tiezhu."


    "But..."


    "Du Haibo is really afraid of iron pillars!"


    "Only I noticed the look in Du Haibo''s eyes just now?"


    "Yes! Du Haibo stood up at once."


    "My sister was abducted and ran away..."


    After finishing the simple oven, these people were tired and paralyzed again, and their physical strength was really choking.


    Wei Jia said, "why don''t we pick passion fruit first? We''ll go tomorrow. If the ingredients are, we''ll pay for them first!"


    Wu Xi''en smiled: "is this program still on credit?"


    He Lingxin said that it depends on who goes to credit. If Li Tiezhu goes, it''s not a big problem. It''s OK to insist.


    Du Haibo stubbornly got up and said, "let''s go, pick passion fruit and come back after picking it."


    He was tired and sweating, but he still didn''t dare to be lazy. Who knows when Li Tiezhu will come back? He now has a shadow over Li Tiezhu. In addition to the basin of foot washing water, there is Li Tiezhu''s eyes.


    He Ling took the three members of the happy family and Peng Yuchang to pick passion fruit in the field with a basket on their back.


    When they came to the entrance of the village, the meat was fragrant. They saw Li Tiezhu barbecue and Zhang Zifeng eating mutton kebabs next to him.


    Zhang Zifeng was stunned. He quickly hid the mutton kebab behind his back and looked at Li Tiezhu with a guilty heart.


    Li Tiezhu raised his head and said, "are you going to pick passion fruit?"


    Wei Jia swallowed her saliva: "yes, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "then come on."


    Wei Jia: "


    Peng Yuchang came over and smelled with a smile: "Wow, it''s so fragrant!"


    He naturally picked up a bunch of meat and bones being roasted and was about to lower his mouth. He suddenly found that Li Tiezhu was looking at him with bad eyes. Peng Yuchang turned his eyes and smelled again:


    "Ah! It smells good. It may not be baked yet. Brother Zhu, come on."


    Then he walked back to the team.


    He Ling said with a smile, "this is against the law. The program team is not allowed to buy food outside without permission."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    He Ling: "ah? The program team doesn''t care? Doesn''t care?"


    The accompanying cameramen and several staff members turned their heads and looked away.


    Du Haibo''s stomach growled. He was so greedy that he whispered to he Ling, "teacher he, let''s go to barbecue, too?"


    When Li Tiezhu heard it, he stared and said, "aren''t you going to pick passion fruit?"


    Du Haibo didn''t dare to look directly, shrunk his neck and said, "yes, we work."


    "Let''s go! Tiezhu will go back early to roast the flower chicken!"


    He Ling saw that Li Tiezhu didn''t want to stay with these people, otherwise he wouldn''t walk out to barbecue by himself. Li Tiezhu was gregarious yesterday, so he didn''t say anything and led everyone to Baixiang orchard.


    Peng Yuchang reluctantly said, "sister, come with us to pick passion fruit! There are many people and great power."


    Zhang Zifeng let out a cry, unwilling to keep up.


    Li Tiezhu tilted his head and looked at Peng Yuchang.


    Peng Yuchang trembled with fear, smiled awkwardly and pushed Zhang Zifeng back: "I''m kidding you. You''re serious, ha ha! You''re eating meat. It''s hard to prepare for the college entrance examination. Remember to keep two strings for my brother..."


    Then he walked back step by step.


    There is no doubt that Li Tiezhu is the top of the mushroom house food chain.


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother, don''t you give them food? Will it be bad?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "they all come to eat meat. Who works?"


    "But..."


    "No, but come on, the beef is ready. Be careful to scald it. When they pick the fruit, give it to them. Now there''s not enough meat kebabs."


    "Oh."


    "How does it taste?"


    "It''s a little spicy, but it''s delicious."


    "I''ll buy you a drink."


    When he Ling and others worked hard to carry the basket of passion fruit back, they finally ate the barbecue. Du Haibo and Peng Yuchang had five or six strings in their hands.


    At this time, Zhang Zifeng was full and sat quietly drinking juice.


    "Where''s the iron pillar?"


    He Ling didn''t hurry to eat the kebab and asked.


    Zhang Zifeng said, "I''m going to milk. I''ll make a big pot of yogurt in the evening. He asked me to wait here and eat meat kebabs. He has paid the money."


    Peng Yuchang took a few more kebabs and ran with the basket on his back: "I''m going to learn to milk!"


    Li Tiezhu never kept secrets. When Peng Penggan arrived, Li Tiezhu gave him his gloves and let him operate it himself.


    Peng Yuchang is too excited. Hey! Feel good!


    He was so impetuous that he pinched Su Su''s eyes and screamed constantly. He was not gentle at all.


    Take the milk back to the mushroom house, put it into the yogurt machine, and Li Tiezhu began to make beggar chicken again. He began to think, is there much chicken? It''s also good to make a flower chicken for Xiaohua and take it back.


    Peng Peng squatted aside to learn arts. Anyway, he didn''t have any scenes with the people of the happy family.


    "Brother Zhu, how can we eat so much milk this afternoon and make it all into yogurt?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not for you. I''ll take it..."


    Ling Ling


    The phone rang. It was songzhuer.


    Li Tiezhu answered the phone: "hello? What''s the matter? Spicy claw... Er... Are you kidding? Is anyone dead? Uh huh... This girl is anti beating!"


    Hang up the phone. Li Tiezhu is lost in thought. Is Liu Xiaohua too slippery?


    Still, he didn''t believe it. So he opened the jitter. Indeed, the first tiktok was Liu Xiaohua''s video of the police uncle''s search of her own Tutorial school.


    Liu Xiaohua, a popular Internet comedian, was angry that her mother forced her to go to cram school. In a rage, she led the police to check the cram school.


    The first half is the process of Liu Xiaohua leading the police to check, and the second half is what Liu Xiaohua said in an interview:


    "It''s impossible to have no heaven''s eyes and discipline. Citizens with conscience, such as me, should naturally call the police and must ban such criminal dens that harm teenagers according to law!"


    Forget it, she won''t bring yogurt and coconut, and she won''t go home. Let''s wait for a while.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head helplessly, hoping Aunt Liu would kill Liu Xiaohua.

 Chapter 739

    After baking the chicken, Li Tiezhu called home outside the hospital. He was very anxious.


    "Old man! What''s the matter at home? Where''s Xiaohua?"


    "I was beaten by her mother for an hour. I just ate the copy and fell asleep. It''s nothing. It''s nothing! Don''t worry. Work hard."


    "Don''t I worry? The cram school that was checked was secretly opened outside the school by my former head teacher. Did you forget?"


    "Yes, I sent him a cigarette when I sent the flowers."


    "Oh, silly! Kill and beg!"


    "Not so serious?"


    "It''s very serious. Now it''s forbidden to make up classes. The police must investigate it carefully. The school will punish the little prince against the wind when it knows."


    "Can the school know?"


    "My God! This matter has been spread all over the Internet. There are ghosts only when the school doesn''t know! Forget it, you live a good life, I''ll find a way."


    This is really miserable!


    The new policy just came out this year, banning all after-school training schools and remedial classes.


    Burden reduction is a part. More importantly, it is to ensure educational equity and prevent China from embarking on the old road of Western elite education and happy education. The descendants of the elite receive elite education and the descendants of the bottom receive happy (mentally retarded) education.


    The policy is very good, but the training course for the little prince against the wind has been held for many years. Unexpectedly, it was planted in the hands of Liu Xiaohua. After the good voice closed the door, Liu Xiaohua won a new title - the destroyer of cram school.


    Because Liu Xiaohua is famous, and her operation is too coquettish. It is very popular in the whole network directly. It will be difficult for the little prince against the wind. He not only can''t run the training class, but also has to be punished in the school. In the future, the evaluation of professional titles will be affected.


    This made Li Tiezhu feel very sorry.


    After hanging up, Li Tiezhu went back to cook. His mood was not very wonderful.


    Other people were drinking iced milk tea outside and laughing. Only Zhang Zifeng noticed something wrong with Li Tiezhu and asked:


    "Brother, what''s the matter?"


    "See for yourself. This training class is run by my head teacher. I asked her to go in."


    Li Tiezhu was tiktok and opened her mobile phone to her.


    Then Zhang Zifeng laughed wildly: "Gee, gee, gee... Sorry, poof! Brother, I can''t help it... Gee, gee, gee... The flowers are so cute... Hahaha, the expression of the little prince taken away against the wind is so sad, ho ho ho..."


    Others gathered around to enjoy it and laughed at it wantonly.


    Li Tiezhu heaved a long sigh and said:


    "Brother Peng, come and advertise the evil gang."


    Peng Peng suddenly realized: "Oh, yes! I haven''t had an implant today..."


    He went back to his room to get a tablet computer. At this time, others gathered around the kitchen. Peng Yuchang asked Wei Jia with a full sense of Han PI:


    "Master Jia, do you have a niece?"


    Wei Jia was stunned and was ridiculed by master Huang Sanshi. The others laughed.


    He Ling''s butt is always biased. He took Peng Yuchang''s tablet and handed it to Du Haibo: "come on, Peng Peng, let brother Bo show you what is great implant advertising, okay? This sin helps us really sorry others, because Peng Peng does it every time, especially like laughing."


    Peng Yuchang touched his face and didn''t dare to refuse: "yes, I''ll do it."


    In fact, he was wronged


    He Ling made it clear that it was an opportunity for Du Haibo to perform, but it was really a little obvious to step on and hold one.


    Li Tiezhu called Peng Peng to implant. In fact, he wanted to do it himself. In order to pull a little prince against the wind who was trapped by Liu Xiaohua, the result was


    Cut his beard, okay.


    Li Tiezhu is not used to anyone, and teacher he is no exception. He immediately said:


    "What do you mean I''m sorry for the evil doer''s help? I''m sorry for pengge''s implantation? You didn''t do it yourself! Besides, although pengge is funny every time, isn''t it a good thing? The effect is very good."


    He Ling explained, "I''m just kidding and let Peng learn more. Brother Zhu is so grumpy! Ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu: "besides, you share the money sponsored by the crime gang, but brother Peng does it alone. He also does the work, splitting wood, washing dishes, making a fire, climbing trees and moving things..."


    He Ling: "er..."


    Peng Yuchang was also very embarrassed. He really felt wronged, but Li Tiezhu said so openly, which made him very guilty.


    The three members of the happy family are in a daze. Does Li Tiezhu not consider himself an outsider? You''re just a guest. Besides, what''s the status of teacher he? Du Haibo was at a loss with the tablet and was frightened.


    Zhang Zifeng silently withdrew from the kitchen door and hid in the shadow. Mom, it''s so scary.


    Huang Sanshi helped cook soup nearby and smiled happily. He likes Li Tiezhu. He has a sense of variety! See how little he Ling resolves it.


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "I''ve been a permanent guest. Can I know? Ha!"


    He Ling also smiled: "that''s my fault! I''m sorry! Sin Gang! Peng Peng is really good. Let me Bo Ge do an implant and let Mr. Peng Peng give me some advice."


    Peng Peng waved his hand again and again: "no, no! I''m not doing well... Learn from Bogot."


    So Du Haibo hardened his head and began: "Peng Peng, do you know the live broadcast class of sin Gang?"


    Peng Peng: "I know, there are more than 800 million users..."


    Finish the key information.


    Du Haibo said, "study hard and make progress with your niece."


    Peng Peng took the tablet: "Oh, OK, ok..."


    Mr. He said with a smile: "happy family is especially willing to cooperate with the program..."


    Li Tiezhu: "right here?"


    He Ling: "


    Du Haibo was embarrassed too. Wei Jia turned her mouth and Wu Xi''en covered her mouth. What are you doing?


    Huang Sanshi: "hahaha... Brother Zhu, go on. When I didn''t laugh, hahaha hiccup..."


    His status is detached and he can watch the excitement happily.


    Moreover, he really thinks Du Haibo''s goods are really bad. Why should he compare with my apprentice? Just implant this piece, today is the most broken! Look at Peng Peng''s electric fan implantation last night. How does it feel? Although Du Haibo is a professional host, he is really inferior to Peng Peng in his sense of variety and popularity.


    Barrage:


    "Although I like Mr. He, Peng Peng is really good!"


    "Du Haibo is far inferior to Peng Yuchang!"


    "It''s my brother Zhu who can relieve his anger. Even teacher he hates him."


    "Grumpy!"


    "My sister is hiding. It''s so cute!"


    "Love, love, Li Tiezhu has been so just?"


    "Serious brother has been so manic."


    "I also think Du Haibo''s implantation is really bad."


    "Mr. He hard Peng Du Haibo."


    "A deserter, I will ha ha..."


    "Right here? Right here?"


    "I like the way Li Tiezhu talks."


    He Ling is also a person with strong field control ability. He has high IQ and EQ. he turns around and respectfully plays with Li Tiezhu:


    "Yes! Please comment on brother Zhu! Peng Peng and BOGO study hard."


    Peng Peng was curious about Li Tiezhu''s "that''s it" and said, "brother Zhu, please give me advice!"


    Du Haibo could only follow: "brother Zhu''s advice."


    Li Tiezhu is making Mapo Tofu, wiping the hand with the tofu cut off with a rag, taking the flat tiktok and pointing to the camera, saying, "let me have a paragraph. In the later stage of the program, please put the quivering video of my evil sister Liu Xiaohua on my left hand side. Yes, that is today."


    Everyone just saw this hot spot and laughed. Li Tiezhu really didn''t recognize it!


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the left and said, "see? This is the destructive power of bear children! After this wave of operation, I believe the national cram schools are trembling. Who hasn''t had a bear child in the class? Parents must also be worried. What are you waiting for? Go to the live class of sin Gang! So are the teachers of cram schools. Go to the lectures of sin gang and stay away from bear children!"


    The artists began to applaud. Li Tiezhu really didn''t play cards according to the routine.


    As soon as Liu Xiaohua''s news comes out, he will definitely sell well if he contacts the live broadcast class of the crime gang. After all, he can watch the child at home and don''t let him call the police


    Li Tiezhu added: "in addition, the teacher caught in the video is my former head teacher, the little prince against the wind. Yes, he has his hair planted. He is a gold medal math teacher in our school. He has first-class teaching ability, humorous and approachable style, and his hair is thick! Do parents envy him? Don''t worry, there are such good teachers in the sin Gang!"


    Finish work!


    The barrage is dense again:


    "Handsome!"


    "Laugh to death, Liu Xiaohua..."


    "Isn''t that amazing?"


    "I give full marks for Liu Xiaohua''s operation and Li Tiezhu''s operation!"


    "All say serious brother stupid, ha ha."


    "This advertisement is good. It''s too slippery."


    "The little prince against the wind is on fire again..."


    "The blind guess Gang wants to sign the little prince against the wind."


    "Serious brother always has coquettish operation."


    Li Tiezhu returned the tablet to Peng Peng and went to turn the tofu.


    Peng Peng stared at the dog and applauded: "brother Zhu, are you great? You''re tougher than me! But... The effect must be very good. Keep up with current events! It''s still your sister''s."


    Li Tiezhu: "your sister''s!"


    Although Li Tiezhu''s paragraph is hard, it is absolutely effective.


    The deeper routine is that if the boss doesn''t have a hole in his head, he will be forced to sign the little prince against the wind immediately. Regardless of whether his teaching ability is so good or not, as long as he holds the two titles of head teacher Li Tiezhu and being arrested on the spot by Liu Xiaohua, he can bring endless publicity dividends to the evil gang.


    Liu Xiaohua pits the little prince against the wind. Of course, Li Tiezhu, who is a brother, should compensate the loss of the teacher.


    When the program was broadcast, the boss of the evil gang was also watching. He was a loyal fan of the program. He was very satisfied with Peng Peng''s stiff implantation every time, because it seemed stiff, but in fact it was a little funny, which was good.


    But what did Du Haibo implant? What an embarrassment!


    Um!


    Li Tiezhu is reliable. This implant has both hot spots, policies and laughter. It''s good. He immediately called his men and told them that no matter how much money they spent, they should sign the little prince against the wind into the evil gang and make it as a gold medal teacher.


    Li Tiezhu is an expert in advertising implantation!


    In the program, Du Haibo looked silly. He was really unconvinced, but he couldn''t. In contrast, he really collapsed to the extreme.


    The eagle nose brothers and sisters looked at each other, and Wei Jia said, "iron pillar, what brain hole is this?"


    Wu Xien: "strong! It''s too strong. Haibo is turned into slag by seconds."


    He Ling began to interrupt: "hey? You said that if the evil doer Gang asked Liu Xiaohua to speak for it, Liu Xiaohua wouldn''t call the police to catch the boss of the evil doer Gang?"


    The crowd laughed again and the atmosphere warmed up.


    The boss of the evil doing Gang also smiled and picked up the phone: "sign Liu Xiaohua for me as the spokesman of the evil doing Gang! I''ve thought about the advertisement, so I asked her to take the police to check the training class, and then take out the evil doing gang from her schoolbag to learn. Ha ha..."

 Chapter 740

    Huang Sanshi is also restless. When Li Tiezhu comes to the mushroom, he can rest, but every time he will walk around the kitchen, ask East and West, cut vegetables, cover the lid of the pot, and take dishes.


    "Iron pillar, your fire is so small that can the flower chicken be roasted? It''s wrapped in such a thick layer of mud."


    Li Tiezhu put Mapo Tofu, which had been thickened three times, on a plate, washed the pot and prepared to fry cabbage:


    "Mr. Huang, the fire can''t be too big. The flower chicken is not roasted, but stewed. It''s ok if the charcoal doesn''t go out. The fire is too charred. I''ve done it twice in the primitive people, and it''s charred the first time."


    After working for a while, the mushroom house had dinner.


    Li Tiezhu and Peng Yuchang indulge in crazy eating. Both are dry eaters, while others are relatively reserved. Girls are afraid of being fat, and men are even more afraid of being fat. Especially Huang Sanshi and Du Haibo are very restrained in the face of delicious food.


    After a while, Wei Jia and Du Haibo stopped. They looked at each other across Wu Xi''en, and then looked at he Ling. They thought it was time.


    Wei Jia said, "no, after eating so much, I''m going to run tomorrow."


    Du Haibo said, "me too. I must run five kilometers, or it will turn into fat."


    Wu Xien: "you? Five kilometers? Bragging?"


    He Ling: "Bobo really didn''t boast. He ran five kilometers when he was in the army. It was still midnight. Right?"


    Du Haibo smiled and said, "not that time. My comrades in arms helped me run and threw up. They shouted ''don''t abandon, don''t give up'' while running with me, which made me particularly moved. In fact, I want to give up, but they believe me so much that I can only finish running with my teeth... The most important thing is to thank Tiezhu, who took the lead in helping me run! "


    In fact, Li Tiezhu was holding Du Haibo running, just to revenge him. Who asked him to hide Li Tiezhu''s shoes?


    Du Haibo is also well aware of this. Now he comes up with such a statement for two purposes.


    First, he took the initiative to lower his posture and ease his relationship with Li Tiezhu. Second, he tried to recover the bad image of quitting real man halfway. After the program was broadcast, he was ridiculed and despised by the whole network.


    He Ling: "you have suffered a loss when you go to the real man. Everyone knows that you are too fat. You must pay twice as much energy as others for the same exercise. However, I think you have participated in training and worked hard, so there is no regret! Right, Tiezhu?"


    In the final analysis, this is a group cooperation of the happy family, in order to use Li Tiezhu''s attitude to restore Du Haibo''s image.


    It''s all from the circle. Who doesn''t understand?


    Therefore, everyone looked at Li Tiezhu and waited for his response. The happy family is already very low-profile. Just wait for Li Tiezhu to let go.


    Huang Sanshi doesn''t care. He has a good relationship with he Ling, but he is just like the happy family. In sum, he belongs to one side with Peng Yuchang, Zhang Zifeng and Li Tiezhu.


    Peng Peng hunches his neck and eats wildly. The boss fights and listens secretly.


    Sister Zhang Zifeng looked at Li Tiezhu with worry. The other four people were a little forced to the palace, which made her feel unfriendly.


    After a pause, Li Tiezhu said: "real man" It''s not just a program. We''re going to join the army. The leaders and comrades in arms of the army regard us as real soldiers, and so do the audience. Since BOGO knows that he can''t do well, but still wants to participate, he should adjust his body first, rather than go to the army to lose weight. The army is a place for war, not a place for you to lose weight. "


    [Ding! Serious value + 1]


    Zhang Zifeng heard his heart pumping. Brother Zhu is so cool! But is that too humiliating?


    She saw that teacher he''s face on the other side was already dark. Although he smiled at everyone, he was definitely not easy to meet. Just look at the internal fighting in southern Hunan and Taiwan in the past two years.


    Du Haibo was also a little unconvinced, but he didn''t dare to choke face to face. Li Tiezhu was afraid of him.


    Barrage:


    "Mr. He is for peace?"


    "Li Tiezhu really doesn''t give face."


    "A little embarrassed."


    "Just finished!"


    "That''s why Li Tiezhu became popular. Say whatever you want."


    "I have to say, serious brother said nothing wrong."


    "Going to the real man doesn''t exercise well in advance. Is it a weight loss center to be a military camp?"


    "Even Li Tiezhu had a special practice before he went."


    "Teacher he doesn''t look right."


    Wei Jia said with a smile: "Haibo practiced before he went, and he ran five kilometers every day after he came back. Tiezhu discriminates against fat people!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t discriminate against fat people, right, Miss Huang?"


    Huang Sanshi: "do you believe I killed you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I just feel that brother Bo is not suitable for the military camp. It''s just a matter of fact, not just physically. Will brother Bo mind?"


    Du Haibo said: "don''t mind, don''t mind... I''m really far away..."


    Li Tiezhu: "but anyway, we are comrades in arms who have carried guns together. All conflicts and frictions will not change this. Moreover, everyone misses you, especially Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan."


    It''s not that Li Tiezhu is soft. He really doesn''t like Du Haibo, so he should do it. After that, everyone will still be comrades in arms. This is a matter of principle. If something happens, we should help. We should cooperate, as long as Du Haibo doesn''t make trouble.


    Du Haibo blushed immediately. First, Li Tiezhu had let go. Second, he found that he was still popular: "really? I thought they all regarded me as a burden!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "because after you left, they often count down first."


    Many people laughed and Pumbaa almost choked.


    He Ling''s face immediately improved a lot. Although Li Tiezhu didn''t give much face, he didn''t have a bad heart after all. Even if he didn''t like Du Haibo, he didn''t mean to drop a stone in a well. That''s OK.


    Li Tiezhu is not afraid of intrigue, but he is not afraid of intrigue.


    Du Haibo: "hahaha... Now find me? Eh? No! You still look down on me."


    Li Tiezhu stood up: "how can we look down on it? We are considering the problem from the position of strength."


    Du Haibo: "I''m getting stronger now. I don''t believe you''ll see it tomorrow. It''s easy to finish five kilometers."


    Seeing that the relationship between the two sides had eased almost, Huang Sanshi came out to clean up the mess: "Mr. He, why don''t we run together tomorrow?"


    He Ling looked around and refused to answer the question.


    Suddenly a lightning bolt cut across the sky.


    He Ling smiled: "brother Zhu, can you predict whether it will rain tonight?"


    Li Tiezhu: "next, I saw the ants move this afternoon."


    He Ling smoothly changed the topic: "let''s go and collect the glue?"


    Huang Sanshi didn''t force him either. He said, "I''ll take the glue too, because I haven''t been out much. I have to go out more while the iron pillar is still in the mushroom house."


    Then, three old people and a fat man went to collect the glue. Poor Peng Peng was left to wash the dishes at home. Seeing that he was really miserable, Li Tiezhu went to help him wash them together.


    Sister Zhang Zifeng is responsible for chatting with the old princess Wu Xien.


    "Li Tiezhu is so scary. I was just afraid of their men fighting."


    "I''m not afraid. All their men can''t beat my brother together."


    "Aha... So are you. Aren''t you worried at all?"


    "Worry! But I can''t help."


    "Du Haibo''s fool can''t do anything. He went to the last program and was returned. He didn''t say it, but also provoked Li Tiezhu..."


    "Sister, can you say that?"


    "I''m not afraid. They won''t broadcast our program."


    Indeed, this paragraph was not broadcast.


    On the other side, after leaving the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi couldn''t help asking, "Lingling, are you three not afraid of his fried thorn when you force an iron pillar together today?"


    He Ling: "hasn''t he blasted yet? He stepped on my old face!"


    Huang Sanshi smiled: "it''s not that you''ve been forced too hard. With iron pillar''s character, you will never be manipulated like this. Therefore, he will just you. When you just have nothing to do, he will take the initiative to alleviate the contradiction. Iron pillar is not smart, but he has experienced a lot of things. You think he''s simple."


    He Ling was still unhappy: "why? I pulled my old face and begged him."


    Huang Sanshi shook his head: "HMM... no! You still underestimate Tiezhu. He was not the same as he was three years ago. Three years ago, he was fledgling and helpless. Now? International superstar! 10 billion film emperor! Cutting-edge director! Penguin''s absolute first brother! A person can challenge the Kyoto circle and the Jiaxiang River circle alone. He can''t be soft. He can only hold on to it. If he can''t hold on, he will be attacked by the crowd. Every time he encounters something, he is One routine, one punch to avoid a hundred punches. "


    He Ling: "I always look at people? Now his wings are hard, and so is the backstage..."


    Huang Sanshi: "are you kidding? Penguin culture is not too outrageous. The most outrageous thing is Li Tiezhu appointed by the official high-level. You must help him to the top. Who are you aiming at when you annoy Li Tiezhu? Aren''t you just making yourself uncomfortable?"


    He Ling is speechless. He knows the truth, but he inevitably favors his own people.


    Wei Jia said carefully, "can you say these words? Record the program."


    He Ling: "it doesn''t matter. They won''t broadcast their own programs."


    Huang Sanshi said to Du Haibo, who had never spoken: "listen to me, brother Bo. Get along well with Li Tiezhu in the future. If you don''t make a fool of yourself, he can''t bully you and maybe help you. He has a lot of problems, but his character is absolutely no problem."


    Du Haibo also burst into a cold sweat by Huang Sanshi''s words just now, and repeatedly said, "yes, I''m not here to apologize?"


    Of course, the audience didn''t see the above. What they saw was four people laughing to collect glue. Huang Sanshi sent me to patrol the mountain.


    After receiving the glue, Du Haibo was tired again and collapsed at the door of the living room shouting:


    "Pumbaa, what kind of fan? Give me a whole one. It''s so hot."


    Li Tiezhu just came over with the finished yogurt and stared at Du Haibo calmly.


    Du Haibo jumped up and patted his ass: "Peng Peng, don''t take it! I''ll go to the yard to have a rest. It''s just windy ~"


    Li Tiezhu just walked into the room and gave the yogurt to Zhang Zifeng and asked her to share it with everyone in a cup.


    Barrage:


    "Just take Li Tiezhu''s eyes."


    "Street Terminator!"


    "Cowhide!"


    "Is Du Haibo too counselled?"


    "It''s like I saw my father."


    "Originally, he ordered Peng Peng like an uncle. Why?"


    "My brother Zhu has never been used to such people."


    "Master!"


    "Isn''t it handsome?"


    "Teacher! It means that you are handsome and handsome!"


    When playing games in the evening, the atmosphere was also good, mainly because Du Haibo solved this point and everyone let go.

 Chapter 741

    When the atmosphere of playing games in the mushroom house was the most harmonious, such a barrage suddenly appeared in the live screen of the program: "I seriously doubt whether Li Tiezhu beat these people in private."


    It attracted countless laughter.


    Understand everything, don''t understand anything.


    It can be seen that there are not many viewers behind the game in this program, and those who can see it don''t care. They just want to have fun.


    Although the program team tried to weaken some key situations during editing, the audience with high EQ can still see the clue.


    The most obvious is that on several occasions, Du Haibo was frightened into abnormal behavior or became normal because of a look in Li Tiezhu''s eyes. Teacher he is sometimes close to and sometimes distant from Li Tiezhu. Wei Jia and Wu Xien basically don''t interact with Li Tiezhu.


    On the contrary, Huang Sanshi attached great importance to Li Tiezhu. From his behavior and words, he put Li Tiezhu, he Ling and himself on the same line, and others took it back. There are signs of differentiation in this period. He Ling''s happy family is a group, while Huang Sanshi and other mushroom house members are a group.


    He Ling played the game of guessing things. He Ling began to play this game against Wu Xi''an in the afternoon until the evening. Although we are also working hard to play the game, the effect and atmosphere are far from reaching the expected effect, so the editing of the program group has become very difficult, and the final effect is scattered.


    There are a lot of fun in the barrage, but there are also one or two discordant voices:


    "It''s not as good as yesterday."


    "It feels a little strange."


    "It''s a little awkward without the feeling of Yue Yupeng and Li Tiezhu."


    Next is the magic moment of the whole staff in the mushroom house. Everyone can guess it.


    Finally, Wu Xi''en collapsed a little. Huang Sanshi came in wearing sunglasses and said, "are you still playing?"


    Wu Xien said, "I really can''t guess why?"


    Huang Sanshi smiled and took down his sunglasses and threw them to Li Tiezhu. Although he didn''t participate much today, he felt that today''s game link was a little broken and needed to be saved. He Ling''s field control ability and overall view are really strong, but the variety sense and rhythmic ability of the reality show are generally true.


    At this time, brother Li Tiezhu is needed.


    He said, "sheen, it''s normal not to guess. I guessed all night last night and didn''t sleep well."


    "Ah? Really?"


    "Of course it''s true. Yue Yupeng brought this game yesterday. It''s nothing. I''m Tuo. I know the answer."


    "Really? Guess what?"


    "Later, brother Zhu upgraded the game, and then I couldn''t guess."


    "Do you know now?"


    "Now I know. I only knew it this morning. I was the last one to know. They all said Li Tiezhu was stupid. He was as wise as a fool."


    Li Tiezhu, wearing yellow Sanshi sunglasses, felt a little unable to see where the man was: "fish? What fish?"


    Huang Sanshi said to Li Tiezhu, "do you want to reveal the secret yourself?"


    Wu Xien suddenly said, "I know!"


    Everyone is nervous.


    Wu Xien: "you all know how to play this game, only I don''t know! Right? It must be so!"


    Everyone laughed, and he Ling lay down with a smile.


    Li Tiezhu said to Wu Xien, "in fact, everyone has magic, including you! Let you guess, you can guess. If you don''t believe it, try it!"


    Wu Xien: "impossible! How can I guess? You can all, I can''t!"


    Others looked at Li Tiezhu strangely and said that today, for Wu Xi''en alone, the program team would not use the camera to prompt her.


    Li Tiezhu pushed his sunglasses: "sister sheen, you''ll know if you try!"


    Huang Sanshi was cunning. He guessed Li Tiezhu''s intention and said, "really, go and try. This is a magic game. Everyone who guesses has magic."


    Wu Xien went to the next room doubtfully. After a while, she was called out confused and asked her to point to the three bottles of milk on the table.


    She''s full of paste. She knows shit!


    He Ling, Wei Jia, Peng Yuchang and his sister are also ignorant. How can they play? This round is the bottle of milk in the middle that my sister refers to. They all know that Wu Xien can''t guess at all.


    Wu Xi''en hesitated and pointed to the bottle on the left: "right?"


    Wrong guess!


    Li Tiezhu adapted to the sunglasses, could see clearly, and said, "who refers to this round?"


    Huang Sanshi: "sister."


    Wu Xi''en asked, "am I right?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "sister is a traitor! Did you prompt sister sheen?"


    My sister looked blankly: "no, wow! Isn''t this magic?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Yes!"


    The younger sister looked disgusted: "brother, what''s the matter with you? Did magic burn your brain? Can you forget the magic you brought?"


    She really has no face. These people are terrible! They came together to bully sister Xi''en. Unexpectedly, the main messenger was brother Zhu who looked honest. It was really... Ah! man


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha ha..."


    Wu Xi''en stared at the dog: "what? I guessed right? I''m ignorant!"


    Huang Sanshi: "this is magic. Everyone who guesses right doesn''t know how he guesses right."


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is too dog, isn''t he?"


    "Do you think serious brother is an honest man? No! He is serious!"


    "I remember brother Zhu said that there are no honest people in the entertainment industry."


    "Wu Xien is going crazy!"


    "Look forward to her going back to the show."


    "It''s too much for my sister to dislike!"


    "With a serious brother, the feeling will come all at once."


    Wu Xien said he didn''t believe it and went into the house again to do it again.


    Other people also understand the new way of play, and one after another put their thumbs up to Li Tiezhu. It''s too evil! This is to completely drive Wu Xien crazy! But it''s interesting.


    So, Wu Xi''en played again several times and guessed wrong every time. Once he said that everyone didn''t point out, but everyone still praised her intelligence, and showed the shocked expression of the whole staff.


    Wu Xien is more suspicious of life. Do I really know magic? Everyone has magic?


    Then, Wu Xien didn''t believe in evil and asked her sister to guess once. She didn''t guess in the mushroom house. As a result


    The kind Zhang Zifeng deliberately guessed wrong, which made Wu Xi''an more collapsed.


    Huang Sanshi: "you see, my sister really can''t."


    Wei Jia: "it shows that you have this wisdom, Sean. You have a good talent."


    He Ling: "you just know magic, but you don''t know."


    Li Tiezhu: "because it''s called the magic aunt''s house! The magic girl''s house has revived its aura."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu also added: "my sister is not yet an adult. She is only seventeen. Her magic power can''t infect children."


    Zhang Zifeng can''t listen anymore. You''re lame to be alone, especially brother Zhu. You''re not human! She put the hat of the black sweater over her head, pulled the rope and completely installed herself.


    The game has reached the top, and there is no room to play any more.


    Huang Sanshi: "it was Li Tiezhu who won the game for two consecutive nights. Sheen probably couldn''t sleep well tonight."


    Wu Xien: "I can''t sleep well! Can you tell me the answer?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "this is called win-win."


    Wu Xien: "how can it be a win-win situation? I''m going crazy!"


    Li Tiezhu''s serious face: "the so-called win-win is that I win twice alone."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    People said that this win-win is also very simple.


    Barrage:


    "My sister is so kind!"


    "Deliberately guessed wrong!"


    "It''s too bad to fool Wu Xien collectively."


    "Witch house?"


    "The devil''s house is almost the same. It''s all demons."


    "God is special, win-win."


    "Really, Li Tiezhu didn''t lose the variety show..."


    The mushroom house starts the game of turning the prophecy book again. One person asks questions, the other turns the book and gets the answer.


    Wu Xien: "can I meet a good man?"


    Answer: strong.


    Wu Xien: "can I find a boyfriend this year?"


    Answer: at a loss.


    Wu Xi''en was really overwhelmed. There was no routine this time. It was pure luck.


    Then everyone began to ask questions.


    It was Li Tiezhu''s turn. He had nothing to ask and said, "can my sister be admitted to the university she wants to go to?"


    Everyone looked at Zhang Zifeng.


    He Ling also handed the book to his sister and said, "the answer is in your own hands."


    Zhang Zifeng opened the book and saw the answer. His face collapsed: "strong??? Why did I turn to this strong? Help! Can''t I pass the exam?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I asked Liu Xiaohua if she was strong. It''s not you. I''ll ask if my sister can pass the exam."


    Zhang Zifeng: "Xiaohua, I''m sorry! Ha!"


    Open again: a sea of flowers all the way.


    Everyone began to applaud. Then, everyone collectively said to the camera, "Xiaohua! Be strong!"


    Zhang Zifeng suddenly felt nervous. By the way, Liu Xiaohua! Brother Zhu is making yogurt and coconut. He said to eat it for his sister. Is it for Liu Xiaohua?


    Suddenly blushed. Only she knew the misunderstanding, but it was still a shame!


    She wanted the answer and said to Li Tiezhu, "brother, everyone says yogurt is delicious. It''s really delicious. You can take the one in the fridge back tomorrow."


    Li Tiezhu: "where to take?"


    "Bring it to Xiaohua."


    "She doesn''t deserve it!"


    "Ah?"


    "Liu Xiaohua doesn''t deserve it. Yogurt is reserved for you. Review your lessons well. Come on!"


    "Oh, thank you."


    Zhang Zifeng held his knees and buried his head. It''s not for Liu Xiaohua, that''s good... She doesn''t deserve it, ha ha!


    Li Tiezhu was thinking that it was for Liu Xiaohua, but what she did really made people want to kill her. Yogurt? Shit! Li Tiezhu was so angry that he was not going back to Shudu tomorrow. He went directly to the northwest military camp.


    These people can really play. They are almost a little faster. They are still guessing words. Li Tiezhu yawns and his sister is infected.


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "sister, why don''t we go to bed?"


    Sister a excite: "what?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you have to get up and recite words in the morning. Go and have a rest."


    Zhang Zifeng said, "Oh... Let''s wait for everyone."


    At this time, I guess my biological mother is GX. Du Haibo is performing. I don''t know what he is playing.


    Li Tiezhu deliberately sabotaged: "return to the west?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Kneel down!"


    "Ha ha..."


    "Dog blood?"


    "Hahaha..."


    He Ling: "why dog blood?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he coughed and vomited a mouthful of dog blood."


    He Ling: "


    Under the interference of Li Tiezhu, the game soon ended.

 Chapter 742

    The next morning, Li Tiezhu took Huang Sanshi, Du Haibo and Wei Jia to run for five kilometers. Wei Jia accompanied Du Haibo to make a show, showing that he was ashamed and brave after he quit the real man, trying to save his image.


    Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi are necessary for physical fitness every day. Therefore, there is an unknown scene.


    Du Haibo can''t run five kilometers, so he''s going to run two kilometers. Just get enough shots, and Wei Jia is almost the same.


    In addition, they also asked Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu to help make up the lens, which is probably to shoot the lens running out together, and then shoot the lens running back together.


    Huang Sanshi promised, but Li Tiezhu didn''t.


    Wei Jia also wants to persuade Li Tiezhu.


    Du Haibo felt guilty first, because he saw Li Tiezhu''s creepy eyes, which was when he drenched him with foot washing water that night.


    He said to Wei Jia, "forget it, let''s run with Miss Huang."


    Wei Jia was a little upset.


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you think it''s appropriate for me to play a supporting role for you, brother Bo?"


    Du Haibo hurriedly pulled away Wei Jia: "it''s not appropriate, it''s not appropriate. If you''re busy with you, we''ll fool around..."


    Huang Sanshi smiled happily: "it''s all right, Tiezhu. You run away. I''ll accompany them."


    In fact, Huang Sanshi knows in his heart that the beam formed by Li Tiezhu and Du Haibo is a matter of face. If Li Tiezhu doesn''t give Du Haibo enough face, Du Haibo can''t really make peace with Li Tiezhu anyway. But Li Tiezhu looked down on Du Haibo. Yesterday, he just gave in and did a face project. Today, Wei Jia wants to force Li Tiezhu to decorate Du Haibo. He doesn''t have any force in his heart.


    Li Tiezhu has anal fissure. No, he''s strong!


    At the beginning, ordinary people dared to harden ye henara and Wang Feng. Today''s Li Tiezhu can still be manipulated by you? I''m used to bullying new people. I have a pit in my head.


    Really, he Ling didn''t get up, and the two lost their wisdom.


    Huang Sanshi found that he didn''t listen to what he said to Du Haibo last night. No, Du Haibo is fine. He is afraid of Li Tiezhu and doesn''t dare to do anything, but Wei Jia seems to be too deep, and... He thinks too much of himself.


    Of course, these will not be recorded in the positive film of the program. It doesn''t matter.


    Li Tiezhu completed a five kilometer cross-country with a few bricks on his back, and then returned to the yard to play a set of back punches.


    After Huang Sanshi accompanied the two people to perform, he also returned to the mushroom house.


    As soon as he entered the yard, Wei Jia gasped and said, "the iron pillar is really powerful! It''s also five kilometers, but the iron pillar ran with weight before us. After running, he still has the strength to fight boxing. Being young is good! Good health and simple mind!"


    Huang Sanshi said Hei hei and looked at Du Haibo. He saw that the goods were shaking and pulled Wei Jia''s clothes.


    Li Tiezhu hit a set of fists, and each move crackled.


    After playing, he said, "didn''t you run two kilometers? Mr. Huang ran five kilometers. Finally, he played the scene with you at the same time."


    Although knowing that these can not be put into the positive film, Wei Jia still feels hot on his face. Li Tiezhu really doesn''t give face at all.


    Click!


    The wooden windows of the girls'' dormitory were closed.


    Just now Zhang Zifeng was inside watching Li Tiezhu fight. When he heard that it was tearing up outside, he was so scared that he quickly closed the window.


    She glanced at Wu Xi''en, who was still sleeping, and thought that if sister zhu''er were here, she might hold a pillow to cover the two guys'' accomplices outside, and then go out to kick them.


    Thinking of that picture, Zhang Zifeng couldn''t help laughing.


    She knows too much about sister zhu''er''s character and is very, very envious, but she can''t learn.


    Wei Jia gasped. He was not only tired of running, but also angry. He also wanted to find fault with Li Tiezhu.


    Huang Sanshi came out with a tea cup and two eggs and said to Wei Jia, "I''ve made some rice thin. Haibo and Wei Jia, if you''re hungry, go and get it yourself. Brother Zhu, come on, I''ll make you double rice thin and two chickens. Ha ha, I know you eat a lot..."


    Saying this, Huang Sanshi handed the spoon tea cup to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said thank you, drank in the yard and said, "is this thing expensive?"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s normal. It''s not good to drink, is it? But we have to advertise it! Shall I come or you come?"


    Li Tiezhu began to peel eggs: "you''d better come. It''s really hard to drink."


    Huang Sanshi laughed and chatted with Li Tiezhu about the allusions of Tongbei boxing, so he perfunctorily advertised. Then he washed the cup that had been emptied by Li Tiezhu and said:


    "Brother Zhu is going back to the army today. You have a rest. I cook today. My brother Zhu is also miserable. He has come most frequently in the mushroom house for so many years, but he has never eaten the meal I cooked. Ha!"


    "Thank you, Miss Huang."


    "Look! I''m still saying thank you. Come to the mushroom house and cook. It''s engraved into my brother Zhu''s bones. Can you eat enough?"


    "Almost!"


    "Shall I give you another bowl of noodles or something?"


    "No, I''ll eat coconut later."


    "OK! You''re not a stranger anyway. You''re really hungry. You can eat our dog."


    "Not a dog. A little bit is OK."


    "Hahaha! We are the same people, Mr. He. They say pity and cruelty one by one. What''s the matter with pity?"


    "Mutton is delicious!"


    "Yes, ha ha ha..."


    These two people are really quite right about their temper. Although they don''t get into a pile purely because of their temper, they really agree with each other.


    Barrage:


    "Miss Huang really loves Li Tiezhu!"


    "Double rice is OK?"


    "There are also two eggs. Others take them by themselves. They don''t have any eggs yet."


    "Mushroom house has no tradition of eating breakfast. Li Tiezhu has."


    "The army exercises so much, of course we should be full."


    "Li Tiezhu is really suitable for mushroom house."


    "Cook?"


    "When Li Tiezhu resurrected, Huang Sanshi went to the scene to support brother Zhu."


    "Eat dogs? Are you serious?"


    "You''d better eat a little!"


    "Brother Zhu won''t milk today?"


    "Su Su: I''ve become beef jerky!"


    Wei Jia and Du Haibo saw this scene with their own eyes. Looking at each other, they both saw the anger in each other''s heart, but they had to bow their heads under the eaves.


    Huang Sanshi boiled eggs for Li Tiezhu alone. The treatment... Goes without saying.


    He Ling is still sleeping. They really can''t do anything but Li Tiezhu. Moreover, Huang Sanshi still pulls the frame sideways.


    Huang Sanshi personally sent rice and eggs, washed tea cups, and offered to cook on his own initiative. These are superficial things, but the message behind them is obvious - Li Tiezhu is no less important to Huang Sanshi than you two are to he Ling.


    You two want to engage in Li Tiezhu in my territory. First ask me if I agree.


    In this way, Wei Jia is not weird. Du Haibo didn''t dare to provoke Li Tiezhu. He is more honest now.


    They didn''t want to stay in the yard with Li Tiezhu. They ran into the kitchen and watched Huang Sanshi cook noodles.


    This morning or noon, Huang Sanshi is going to make old Kyoto miscellaneous sauce noodles and fry them first. Adding two pieces of charcoal to the stove, Huang Sanshi said, "Tiezhu learned the set of back to back boxing from a teacher in Kyoto. He has been playing for three years. What do you think?"


    Wei Jia didn''t want to talk about Li Tiezhu and said perfunctorily, "I don''t know boxing."


    Du Haibo said, "I don''t understand, but Li Tiezhu''s fight is really fierce, and the two military instructors can''t beat him."


    Huang Sanshi said: "Zhao Wuzhuo is a master of Tongbei boxing. He practiced hard since childhood. He once told me that Li Tiezhu''s Tongbei boxing is very close to his level, master level."


    They don''t believe it.


    Huang Sanshi said, "Zhao Wuzhuo said this is talent. Li Tiezhu is a genius in martial arts."


    Then, Huang Sanshi said something about Li Tiezhu''s writing songs, making movies and so on. It seems that he has nothing strange to talk about gossip, but the topic always revolves around Li Tiezhu. Wei Jia and Du Haibo also understand that Huang Sanshi is to mention them in the face of he Ling. Don''t annoy Li Tiezhu.


    Tired of listening to Li Tiezhu, Wei Jia and Du Haibo are going to sell glue and bring their sister Zhang Zifeng, who recites English words. Her sister is reluctant, but she can''t refuse, so they have to follow.


    In this issue of the main film, there is a large section of the camera selling glue on the road. The program effect is very good and the audience are happy, but Zhang Zifeng seems a little absent-minded.


    The barrage said, "my sister has a generation gap with the two uncles!"


    When they finished selling the glue and went home, it was almost eleven o''clock and everyone woke up.


    Wei Jia and Du Haibo are talking to he Ling about selling glue. They have a tacit understanding and don''t mention the unhappiness with Li Tiezhu in the morning. They also understand that they should never go to Li Tiezhu''s trouble again. Huang Sanshi has hinted clearly that you can''t fight on the surface, but worse on the surface.


    Zhang Zifeng jumped to drink water, and then stared around: "where''s my brother? Where''s my brother?"


    Peng Yuchang, who was burning a fire in the kitchen, raised his tongs and said, "here! Sister!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "I said brother tie Zhu."


    Huang Sanshi put noodles in the pot: "Tiezhu has just left. He will go to the program group to report that afternoon and have a meeting. He will record the program tomorrow. It''s too late."


    Zhang Zifeng gave a cry, silently went to the refrigerator to scoop up half a cup of special yogurt and drank it. He went around the house. Li Tiezhu''s box had disappeared and was sure to have gone.


    Then she received songzhuer''s wechat:


    "Thank you for taking care of my sister! Come on, I''m here. Sister Beidian is covering you!"


    Zhang Zifeng didn''t reply. He quietly sat under the shed eating yogurt and occasionally interacted with everyone.


    After dinner, she went to the room to review, very attentive.


    At three pm.


    Zhang Zifeng''s cell phone rang. It was Li Tiezhu. She immediately answered:


    "Brother!"


    "I just got off the plane. I''ve had a good trip. I''ll tell you peace."


    "Why tell me you''re safe?"


    "Tell them by the way, if they ask."


    "Well, you''re going to the military camp to record programs. Can you bring your mobile phone?"


    "Yes, it can''t be used during the day."


    "Oh, I see."


    After hanging up the phone, Zhang Zifeng didn''t convey it to others.


    She suddenly remembered that brother Zhu had called her before he left.


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu scratched his head. In the past, he also called Zhang Zifeng to report peace after leaving the mushroom house. Why do you ask why today?


    Of course, it''s because those people don''t bring mobile phones every day. They can''t get through at all!

 Chapter 743

    What Li Tiezhu didn''t know was that in the mushroom house after he left, Zhang Zifeng was criticized on the Internet. She said she couldn''t draw and had to pretend. There were strange voices one after another, but not many.


    This sister seldom participates in variety shows and does not hype. She has come to the present by relying on her works. Therefore, she supports her more.


    Zhang Zifeng is a child star, but compared with some popular child stars, such as songzhuer, Guan Shuangshuang and Wu Lei, her child stars contain much more gold. Although songzhuer has played Nezha, Guan Shuangshuang and Wu Lei also have many works.


    However, Zhang Zifeng made his debut in films, which is naturally one level higher than those.


    It''s not that movies are taller than TV dramas, but the acting skills and talents needed are indeed higher. This is why songzhuer, Guan Shuangshuang and Wu Lei are always regarded as little flowers, while Zhang Zifeng won''t.


    It is for these reasons that Zhang Zifeng does not need to hype or make complaints about what fans she has. It''s only three or two occasionally. It''s not sensationalism, but


    Zhang Zifeng''s painting is really ugly!


    In the following periods, she was painting portraits. As soon as she changed the fresh and artistic painting style in the past, suddenly there was a big lump in the dark. No one was comfortable to see it. No wonder there was a barrage of abuse.


    She didn''t study painting seriously. She was just interested. She poked two strokes every day for no more than half an hour. It''s strange that she can draw well.


    Moreover, she kept some careful thinking and deliberately scrawled, which made the picture more uncomfortable.


    But the lens of the program group, which is repeatedly photographed as a variety stem, also tastes heavy enough. Zhang Zifeng was still photographed by them, and his painting became more and more casual.


    Peng Yuchang always laughs at Zhang Zifeng''s painting of insects, as if he wants to disfigure someone.


    He Ling always maintained the atmosphere in front of the camera, repeatedly encouraged Zhang Zifeng, and praised him against his heart, saying that it was a bit like Van Gogh''s style.


    Huang Sanshi frowned and said that his sister painted Africans.


    Then, Zhang Zifeng stopped painting portraits and continued to paint the flowers and plants before. The painting style became less talkative again and the curse became less.


    In the tenth issue, onana, a music genius, visited the mushroom house and talked with Zhang Zifeng very well. She accidentally turned out Zhang Zifeng''s portrait painting and blurted out: "Mom, are you too good? Are you also a fan of Tiezhu?"


    Everyone was shocked. The sister was afraid that she was not blind. The black man in this painting was so ugly and deformed. Was Li Tiezhu so handsome?


    Zhang Zifeng was worthy of his first-class acting skills. He calmly said, "I painted wells Smith!"


    Onana said, "that''s the wrong way. Give me this painting! I think it''s my brother Zhu. In other words, why didn''t you ask me to come two earlier? I came and Li Tiezhu left..."


    Indeed, the figure is not like a human figure. Except for onana, who is as sharp as a torch, no one contacted Li Tiezhu, and the scandal didn''t have a chance to spread.


    After recording this issue, "mushroom house" will be on vacation. We will record the final two issues in ten days.


    Before leaving, Huang Sanshi found Zhang Zifeng alone and began to talk about Li Tiezhu.


    From Li Tiezhu''s debut to his popularity all over the world, and then from Li Tiezhu''s childhood to lengba, Huang Sanshi knows a lot.


    Zhang Zifeng didn''t speak all the time. He just sat at the head of the bed with his hands on his knees and looked like a smile.


    She knew what Huang Sanshi said to him, but she was not in a hurry to express her position and remained silent until Huang Sanshi was in a hurry and threatened to tell her parents. Zhang Zifeng stretched his waist.


    It is said that Zhang Zifeng belongs to Huang Sanshi. The relationship is indescribable.


    In fact, Zhang Zifeng, who can get the resources of Tangshan earthquake and Tang exploration, is just a real teacher and apprentice and a fake father and daughter. How can he be an ordinary person? There is still some family background. It''s not much, but it''s enough.


    Huang Sanshi frowned and said, "do you understand? Otherwise, you go back to Kyoto with me and I''ll let your aunt sun tell you! I can''t say it too clearly."


    Zhang Zifeng smiled and looked at Huang Sanshi: "I understand if you don''t say it. I''ve heard it for a long time! Don''t forget that I have a good relationship with sister Zhu Er."


    Huang Sanshi: "ah? Do you know?"


    Zhang Zifeng put on his sweater and hat and said, "you don''t know her character. If you use a little routine, she''ll pour beans in a bamboo tube... So don''t worry, Dad Huang."


    She used the title in the play, which meant to be a joke.


    Huang Sanshi couldn''t laugh: "just know! I''m afraid you''re young and stubborn."


    Zhang Zifeng: "I won''t let him know."


    Huang Sanshi: "what''s your situation?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "I''ll be eighteen in three months. I can''t... But I won''t let him know. Don''t worry! Don''t tell my mother! Otherwise I''ll ignore you in the future!"


    Huang Sanshi smiled, and then his face was again: "you are sensible... But..."


    There is also a crazy fan of Li Tiezhu at home!


    Different from this, it''s his own daughter! If Zhang Zifeng is like this, although there will be no next, I still feel a loss! No, we must correct it as soon as possible.


    Yes!


    I won''t invite Li Tiezhu to the mushroom house again


    Make a delivery first!


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    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu, Liu Yuan and others also completed the second stage of training in an artillery company and finished the fifth and sixth issues of real men.


    Still rest for three days, and then move to the next army.


    Li Tiezhu still chose to go back to Shudu. It''s no good not to go back. Too many things happened in the week when Li Tiezhu entered the military camp for training.


    First of all, the little prince against the wind was expelled from the school. The reason is very simple. He opened a training class outside the school. After the incident, the whole country knows that the school and leaders are under too much pressure, and there are many excuses. It doesn''t matter.


    Secondly, Liu Xiaohua was beaten to hospital by her mother. She said it was a concussion and cerebral congestion. Maybe she couldn''t catch up with this year''s high school entrance examination.


    Finally, it was Li Tiezhu''s father. Because the school demolished the previous boiled water room and prepared to expand the bath hall, the guard Li Fugui itched and stole steel bars when he was on duty at night.


    What''s so special... What''s all this!


    ܳ!


    Li Tiezhu has been popular for three years. What scene have you never seen? He had never encountered such a wonderful thing, especially the last thing, which made him speechless and choke.


    Speaking of it, this kind of thing is trivial, but if it is operated by someone with a heart, it will be different. This is what song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng told Li Tiezhu.


    First, Li Tiezhu''s sister reported Li Tiezhu''s teacher, which led to his dismissal.


    Second, Li Tiezhu''s stepmother beat Li Tiezhu''s sister in domestic violence. Although she was born to her stepmother, who cares?


    Third, Li Tiezhu''s father stole steel bars???


    Laugh to death!


    When Li Tiezhu got home, song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng picked him up at the door of the community wearing masks. It didn''t attract attention. They came one day first. They had basically controlled the situation and managed everything that should be managed. They waited for Li Tiezhu to come back and make a final decision.


    Although songzhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng are strong in handling affairs, Li Tiezhu is the head of the family.


    When the elevator reached the floor, Li Tiezhu came out and found four doors open. Yes, there were four houses on this floor, and each house was open, because Li Tiezhu''s two uncles couldn''t help coming.


    There''s no reason for him... Brother was caught stealing steel bars!


    Li Er and Li San are also filled with righteous indignation, right! My eldest brother never misses stealing steel bars. He was caught this time? There must be fraud. We''re going to help support the field! He also brought several strong men with good relations in the village, so the other three houses were full.


    Li Tiezhu covers his face, which is the result of his temperament not keeping up!


    Aunt Liu was also waiting for Li Tiezhu. When she saw him coming back, she was waiting at the door with a low eyebrow. She didn''t dare to look at Li Tiezhu. After all, these three major events are inseparable from her.


    Li Tiezhu greeted the old man who was still cooking and copying after entering the house, called the two uncles into the house, and then closed the door to ask.


    The answer is very simple. All three things are directly or indirectly related to Aunt Liu.


    It''s wonderful


    I won''t say the first thing. Aunt Liu forced Liu Xiaohua to go to cram school, and she must improve her math by 40 points at the end of the term. Otherwise, she won''t be allowed to take the Nortel exam. She also said that the teacher said that she was very smart, but she couldn''t give it to you. Therefore, if you didn''t do well in the exam, you didn''t study hard. I won''t kill you.


    But unexpectedly, Liu Xiaohua was as cruel as his mother. With a horizontal heart, he took the police uncle to copy the headmaster of the little prince against the wind. By the way, he claimed that the little prince against the wind never taught key knowledge in school and only taught key knowledge in the cram school. Therefore, the teacher against the wind was dismissed.


    The second thing is also very treacherous. After being beaten, Liu Xiaohua knew he was in trouble. He thought he would be packed up by Li Tiezhu if he was afraid tiktok. Fortunately, songzhu''er came to the hospital yesterday and beat Liu Xiaohua back. Songzhu''er is not her mother. Beating people looks cruel. In fact, it hurts. Songzhu''er''s hand is very cruel. Liu Xiaohua immediately demoted Master Wang and is willing to report her mother''s illegal acts.


    The third thing is the most annoying. Aunt Liu was upset because of the previous things and was reluctant to beat her own son Li Tiedan. She changed fake to deduct Li Fugui''s private house money. Li Fugui, who was forced by the government and the people, was very skilled and stole the school''s steel bars to sell.


    Li Tiezhu is sitting on the sofa, pine and bamboo are making tea, and Zhang Xiaomeng is sitting far away with a computer and mobile phone, busy wiping his ass for these things.


    Songzhuer is on the phone one by one on the balcony.


    Aunt Liu didn''t dare to sit. She just stood in the living room and stirred her fingers. If her sister-in-law didn''t sit, the second and third uncles of the Li family wouldn''t sit. She shrank aside and looked at the busy figure in the kitchen. After a while, Liu Xiaohua, who returned from fraud, also came out and stood in the living room with her mother waiting for her hair to fall.


    Then Li Fugui came up with a bowl of scribes, put them in front of his eldest son and said, "are you hungry? I cooked twenty for you, not enough."


    Old man Li wiped his hands, kicked his little son Li Tiedan holding his leg with a guilty conscience, and signaled the little bastard to get away. I''m being scolded.


    For a time, there was a sense of heaven and earth hanging upside down at home, and a group of elders stood.

 Chapter 744

    In fact, after these things happened, Li Fugui and his wife also knew that it was bad and would certainly cause great trouble to Li Tiezhu, so it was natural to be guilty. They are short-sighted, but after doing things and creating a very bad impact, they still barely see the situation and know that they have made trouble.


    Of course, it''s all hindsight.


    Li Tiezhu rubbed the center of his eyebrows. He was not smart, but his experience in recent years has been more profound.


    "Sit down! The old man, mother, second uncle and third uncle all sit down and say."


    Everyone went to the plastic bench to sit down. They didn''t dare to sit on the sofa. It''s not an inversion of dignity and inferiority. It''s really that these people are guilty and sorry to be too close to Li Tiezhu.


    Liu Xiaohua also found a small Mazar and sat down with her left arm in plaster.


    Li Tiezhu glared: "who called you to sit?"


    Liu Xiaohua stood up obediently and didn''t dare to speak. Before, he dared to bite a dog. That''s because Li Tiezhu didn''t care, but now she''s still a little forced to count.


    If in the past, Liu Xiaohua had to roll her eyes and even scold secretly, but she didn''t dare today. I really didn''t dare.


    After all, I just talked to Zhou Xingxing on the phone. In the phone, Xingye scolded her and threatened to let her live and die if Li Tiezhu couldn''t control her.


    The star Lord said a very important word - bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestor!


    At first, Liu Xiaohua thought that Xingye''s idea was very brain crippled, but later, it was creepy. It seems that she really made a mistake. Zhou Xingxing is also her bole and teacher.


    This will have an impact on Li Tiezhu, but it won''t be too big, and Liu Xiaohua is hard to say.


    After all, Li Tiezhu didn''t participate in these things, and it''s worthless. On the contrary, Liu Xiaohua has always been the coarsest shit stirring stick.


    Of course, what really scares this group of people is that these things have been spread all over the Internet, and public opinion has become unstoppable. Li Tiezhu''s family suddenly showed up so many wonderful activities, which were originally despised by netizens, let alone coerced and fueled by Li Tiezhu''s enemies.


    These people not only attacked Li Tiezhu, but also attacked Liu Xiaohua. With the excellent performance of Liu Xiaohua in the actors in place, they also blocked the way of many people, more than Li Tiezhu. People who can compete with Li Tiezhu for resources have great energy, but the number is always much less than Liu Xiaohua.


    Matsushita said that when you encounter something, you should first start with simplicity. The more things you have, the more you have to be patient. She said that this is called peeling silk and pulling cocoons. It''s the same as taking off girls'' clothes, from outside to inside, from easy to difficult


    Rough words are not rough.


    Li Tiezhu first looked at the second and third uncles and said, "you don''t need the help of the second and third uncles. Fortunately, you didn''t make trouble, otherwise it would be more serious. But thank you for thinking of me, old man. It''s enough for you to come here. You can play in Shudu for two more days, and I''ll do everything else."


    Second uncle is an old farmer who grows traditional Chinese medicine. He doesn''t understand anything. Li Tiezhu can say anything.


    The third uncle is a little bandit when he travels around to do business. He also wants to help his eldest brother Li Fugui out. He is a little angry.


    Li Tiezhu said, "if the third uncle can manage this matter, it''s OK. I don''t care."


    The third uncle had to bow his head.


    Then, Li Tiezhu looked at Li Fugui: "old man, can''t you sell the reinforcement?"


    Li Fugui was very embarrassed and said, "my tricycle stool was a little slow. I was caught and the steel bar was dragged back by the school. I didn''t sell any!"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. I think Li Tiezhu was the one who drove and dragged the steel bars on the construction site. The old man is really not good.


    Li Fugui''s theft of steel bars spread on the Internet, but he didn''t send out the video. He only stayed in the "rumor" stage, but it was still very bad.


    "Brother Meng! Help me ask the school leaders out for dinner in the evening."


    Zhang Xiaomeng knocked on the keyboard and made an OK gesture to Li Tiezhu. In fact, he contacted the school leaders after he came yesterday. Otherwise, the video of Li Fugui stealing steel bars may have been spread all over the network.


    Bereavement


    What''s this called? The superstar''s father stole steel bars?


    Shame or not?


    However, it''s quite simple. In contrast, Liu Xiaohua and the little prince against the wind are worse because they hit the muzzle of the gun. This year''s new policy banned illegal cram schools outside the school, and Liu Xiaohua and the little prince against the wind had a special identity because of Li Tiezhu. This matter was made a lot of trouble.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Liu Xiaohua."


    Liu Xiaohua: "I''m here."


    Li Tiezhu said, "have you called Xingye?"


    "Do you know?"


    "What did he say?"


    "He... He said I was too popular to report things tiktok."


    "If you are dishonest, then... I don''t care about you. Next thing..."


    "Brother! I''m wrong."


    "Tell the truth."


    "Lao Zhou scolded me, and he said..."


    Liu Xiaohua had to recruit truthfully.


    Li Tiezhu tiktok: "write down what he swore at you, and comb it out, find brother adorable, and then turn to oral English, to shake the voice and apologize live."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Oh."


    "Do you know what the theme of apology is? It''s the central idea."


    "You shouldn''t deceive the teacher and destroy your ancestors, Lao Zhou said."


    "Fart! It''s too fake. No one will believe that you have changed your mind so quickly. Part of you apologize and part of you quibble. Just say that you shouldn''t send the report to the Internet. You shouldn''t let Mr. inverse lose his job and cause trouble to everyone who pays attention to it on the Internet. In addition, insist that you don''t want to make up classes because it''s... Unfair."


    "Brother?"


    "Listen to me."


    "Oh."


    Liu Xiaohua secretly glanced at her mother who beat her to cram school and said, I still didn''t do anything wrong!


    Li Tiezhu added: "the point is not to apologize, but to sophistry. It is unfair and should not make up classes. This can trigger some social discussions, reduce the attention to your personal morality and divert attention."


    Liu Xiaohua nodded, wondering.


    Li Tiezhu ignored her and looked at the nervous Aunt Liu: "Mom! Contrary to Xiaohua, a reporter will interview you these two days. You just need to bite your own point of view, spend money on tutoring, spend more money on learning knowledge and test scores! Liu Xiaohua should fight if she doesn''t go to tutoring, and report the tutoring class! You know?"


    Aunt Liu thought Li Tiezhu was talking angrily. It was clear that the government had issued policies, and it was wrong to cram.


    She said, "I''d better say the same as Xiaohua..."


    "No!" Li Tiezhu couldn''t reason with them and could only be arbitrary. "You must say what I said. You can say what you thought at the beginning! Understand?"


    Aunt Liu: "isn''t that against the government? You have to be arrested for reform through labor?"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless for a moment. What era is it?


    Aunt Liu: "the iron egg is still small. I can''t leave him at the head of the house..."


    Li Fugui said, "don''t worry about reform through labor. I have me at home!"


    "Reform through labour! Reform through labour!"


    Aunt Liu picked up the bench and killed Li Fugui. The old man shrank to the ground and held his head in his hands. He was too skilled.


    Fortunately, Aunt Liu suddenly remembered that Li Fugui''s son was nearby, braked on the way, put the bench on the floor, and helped old man Li sit on the bench.


    From the balcony came the laughter of pine and bamboo: "poop!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng was also snoring, and her shoulders shook into the chaff.


    Li Tiezhu feels more ashamed, but his family is like this. What can I do?


    He said: "to save Xiaohua''s future, Aunt Liu, you must do as I say! Otherwise, Xiaohua will never be admitted by Nortel, and there will be very few opportunities for filming in the future."


    Aunt Liu stopped talking and silently agreed.


    She is a rural woman with no idea. Li Tiezhu is the backbone of this family.


    The last and most difficult thing is the problem of head teacher Li Feng. Because of Liu Xiaohua''s Sao operation, Li Feng lost his job. That netizen will point the spearhead at Li Tiezhu.


    In fact, public opinion has begun to develop in this direction, and it is organized and premeditated.


    Many people say that Li Tiezhu has won the official gold body, and someone in the entertainment circle should not risk the universal condemnation to engage in Li Tiezhu, but the fact is just the opposite, because this circle is a game of capital.


    Old Ma said: with 50% profit, it takes risks; For 100% profit, it dares to trample on all human laws; With a profit of 300%, it dares to commit any crime and even risk hanging.


    If Li Tiezhu is overthrown and replaced, or several people share the benefits together, it will also be a profit of 1000%.


    There are too many people in the world who don''t want to die. Which one can stop holding a huge amount of bananas?


    As Li Tiezhu pondered how to appease the little prince against the wind, Liu Xiaohua raised her hand.


    Li Tiezhu: "say."


    Liu Xiaohua whispered, "an online class called learning and tearing came to me for endorsement and said to give me 10 million a year. Do you take it?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "if you want to die, take it."


    It turned out that learning and tearing first found Liu Xiaohua, not the criminal gang, because the issue of mushroom house attended by Li Tiezhu hasn''t been broadcast yet. The reason behind the news is too insensitive.


    Liu Xiaohua dare not speak. She has been frightened by the online atmosphere recently.


    Li Tiezhu added a drop in the bucket and said that tiktok said you didn''t feel fair, so you refused the offer. You choose your own person! You have to stand up, ten million... Ten million years away.


    After emphasizing with Liu Xiaohua''s mother and daughter, Li Tiezhu left home with song Zhuer and left Zhang Xiaomeng to supervise the implementation of Liu Xiaohua''s mother and daughter as planned. Of course, the reporter was also contacted by Zhang Xiaomeng, and the unscrupulous media naturally had no chance to contact them.


    These are the directions agreed by Zhang Xiaomeng and song Zhuer, but Li Tiezhu changed some details, strengthened the conflict of views between Liu Xiaohua and Aunt Liu, and his intention is also obvious - turn this matter into a family affair and a state affair! Let netizens who like to argue with each other about the war have a good debate! Don''t mention Liu Xiaohua''s personal virtue and Lao Li''s... Tutor.


    On the way to the little prince''s house against the wind, songzhu''er suddenly looked at Li Tiezhu curiously: "pillar, why are you suddenly smart? Your eyes are different!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled bitterly: "if I tell you that I added 20 points to my IQ, do you believe it?"


    Matsushita: "believe you, ghost! You said you ate sister Zifeng. I still believe it."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and stopped talking. He once set a very strict IQ top line for himself, but it backfired. This time... No more!


    Because he learned from Matsushita that his family''s bad things were watched by the Kyoto circle.

 Chapter 745

    The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn''t stop. Li Tiezhu wants to work quietly, but someone won''t let him settle down.


    Recently, Li Tiezhu is the real disaster and a good handle for those people. Fortunately, songzhu''er reacted quickly and held down Li Fugui''s stealing of steel bars first. Although there are some rumors, there is no plan to talk about losers? Liu Xiaohua can''t handle it. No one can handle it.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer bought some gifts and came to the little prince against the wind. After knocking on the door, the teacher''s mother''s face was a little ugly, but Li Feng was still calm. After all, although he was wronged, he was not absolutely wronged. He opened his own cram school.


    After putting down the gift and exchanging greetings, songzhuer shamelessly pestered her. Obviously, she didn''t want to talk to her teacher''s mother to see the flowers she planted. The excuse is very reasonable... I''ll learn what I grow and die.


    There were only two teachers and disciples left in the living room. Li Feng stroked his already thick hair and said, "Li Tiezhu, it''s not your fault. Anyway, it will be banned sooner or later, sooner or later..."


    Li Tiezhu said with guilt: "but you lost your job because of Liu Xiaohua''s big mouth..."


    It''s really nonsense, because although Li Feng opened a cram school, he never hid his privacy in the school classroom, and this is the biggest excuse for his dismissal.


    In fact, the real reason why he was dismissed was that it made a lot of trouble and the leaders were shameless.


    So I have to cut with Li Feng.


    Li Tiezhu used to understand these things, but after the intelligence value was raised, he figured out the problem faster, and he could deduce some solutions.


    Li Feng does not deny the reason for losing his job, and it does make his situation very difficult.


    He only said: "what I should say in class is all said and all said. The cram class is also opened for partial students. It is all about the foundation, the foundation in the foundation."


    Li Tiezhu was sad to hear that. He would have been tempted to smoke Liu Xiaohua.


    He said: "teacher, now there are two choices. One is that I think of a way to ask the leader to reinstate you, and the other is that you come to work in our company."


    Li Feng waved his hand: "I can''t do anything about your big star. Besides, I can''t do anything except teach math. It''s best if I can get back to work!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I try my best, but I may not succeed. If not, we''ll discuss it again."


    Li Feng was a little embarrassed and suddenly found that he had no other means of making a living except teaching.


    Li Tiezhu said, "if there is an online class platform to find you..."


    Li Feng: "I won''t go. Don''t worry."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "no! Teacher, I mean they can go to you. I heard that the treatment is good. You are still my teacher. Many people must like your class."


    Li Feng shook his head: "someone came to me to learn and tear, but I didn''t promise. I know they came to me about you and Liu Xiaohua last time. If I go, you will be involved. It''s hard to hear! You have a good heart. You can''t go astray even in the entertainment industry. The teacher can''t get you into trouble."


    It has been involved, said Li Tiezhu. However, he was quite moved to hear the teacher''s words. Although Li Tiezhu often called him a nickname, Li Feng, as a head teacher, did take good care of the poor Li Tiezhu.


    This time, I came mainly to comfort the teacher and show my attitude. The place to solve the problem is not here.


    Li Tiezhu chatted with the teacher again. Songzhuer and his teacher''s mother talked and laughed and returned to the living room. This is songzhuer''s talent. Although she is hated by dogs in the entertainment industry, she can get along well with anyone she wants to get along with.


    After staying for a while, Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er declined the meal from their teacher and mother and left.


    Out of the community, songzhuer said, "the gift is sent out. You can be at ease."


    The gift she said was a house in the capital of Shu, which was very large. It was a compensation for Miss Li''s family. Because even if Li Feng''s reinstatement is successful, it will be very difficult to evaluate his professional title in the future.


    Li Tiezhu nodded. It is conceivable that after knowing the suite, Mr. Li would give his mother an ideological and political class, and then he would be given a full set of martial arts classes by the other party.


    This is not the first time songzhuer has given gifts to her teacher''s house. She always gives them to her teacher''s mother.


    Li Feng is a gentleman. His mother also took the gift. Don''t worry about mistakes on the teacher''s side.


    In the evening, in the elegant room of a luxury Chinese restaurant.


    After five dishes and three rounds of wine, Li Tiezhu asked the headmaster to taste yak meat, and then said, "I heard that the school is going to build a bathing hall?"


    The headmaster said, "well, the yak meat is good and delicious."


    Li Tiezhu said, "if I hadn''t been an artist, maybe I would be contracting the school bathhouse now, ha ha!"


    The teaching director combed his big back and the hair planting method was really good: "iron pillar is joking. If you are a foreman, who can afford to use it? Millions a day!"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t ask his family to invite leaders. He didn''t even bring pine and bamboo. He was alone.


    "When I was at school, what was the most annoying place? Do the two leaders know?"


    Headmaster: "is it the office of the director of education?"


    The teaching director laughed: "he is a regular guest! I often scold everyone bloody and fight again two days after scolding."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! What I hate most is the library. There is a reading class every week. Let''s find books and read by ourselves. We''re not allowed to talk. Hey, it''s better to have class. I see those books. My skull is big."


    The two leaders laughed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "so I''m going to revenge my younger brothers and sisters and donate a Book Building to the school! Let them... Directly explode their brains! Ha ha..."


    The headmaster stopped smiling and looked at the teaching director.


    The teaching director asked, "the library? Where do you get so many books?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "there must be books in the library. Which library has no books? The director is worried about these... Buy shoes and send socks! I''m going to build a three-story library. The first floor is teaching auxiliary materials, the second floor is foreign books, and the third floor is Chinese books."


    The teaching director nodded: "it''s a good thing to donate the library! What does the headmaster think?"


    Principal: "of course, building donation is a good thing, but the school has high requirements for project quality. This is troublesome. Iron pillars need snacks. My brother-in-law is engaged in engineering. I heard him say that there is a lot of water in construction. We are all laymen and don''t understand it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I didn''t act as a contractor either. I just paid for it and the school found someone to repair it. What''s the matter? After working hard for the two leaders, I''ve become a layman now!"


    The headmaster finally smiled again: "it''s best for the school to check it in person. What does the director think?"


    The director said, "this is the president has the final say. I am worried about the book. So many books, I am afraid I have to plan it well."


    Li Tiezhu said, "buying books is another project. I''m a person who never reads books and can''t afford to know the ball. The director has a lot of ink in his belly and has a lot of culture. This thing may trouble the director."


    The teaching director did not dare to eat all of them, but said, "of course I am willing to help, but I usually have a lot of work. I''d better ask the headmaster to preside over it and ask other leaders to help out. Books! We must buy them! For the dolls at the head of the school!"


    Headmaster: "that''s, that''s, you can take charge of this matter. You can ask several people for help."


    After talking about the library building, the headmaster and the director didn''t mention money, construction period or anything. It was like forgetting this thing and continued to eat vegetables and drink.


    The three people chatted for a while, and the atmosphere was much warmer than before donating books.


    Li Tiezhu said: "when repairing the bathhouse, the original boiled water room will be torn down. I still miss it. Qin Tao was beaten several times in the boiled water room..."


    Teaching director: "hum! That child can''t do... He didn''t go back to the shuttle."


    Li Tiezhu: "what about the scrap iron and steel bars in the boiling water room? Hey! I stole steel bars to sell at the construction site before."


    The headmaster continued to eat yak meat and taught the director to drink.


    a steel bar?


    Almost dragged by your old man to sell.


    But how can we say that? Not afraid of hurting Li Tiezhu''s face, let alone Li Tiezhu.


    In fact, after this happened, the principal personally came to the scene and threatened people to steal steel bars. It never happened, and even personally supervised the deletion of the surveillance video in the monitoring room.


    Li Fugui''s security post was not removed and went to work as usual.


    The reason is that Li Tiezhu is one of the platoons of the school. If his old man steals steel bars, Li Tiezhu will lose face. Of course, the school and leaders are not good.


    This is a matter of both glory and loss, and the leaders can understand it.


    Therefore, the teaching director said, "I don''t know how to deal with those still piled under the fence."


    Li Tiezhu said again, "well, I asked my old man to drag the steel bars to sell, and then donate the money to Hong fund. The donor wrote the name of our school. What do the two leaders think?"


    The two leaders are also human talents. They immediately figured it out and recognized it decisively.


    Later, Li Tiezhu mentioned the little prince against the wind. Li Tiezhu didn''t mention that he was expelled, pretended not to know, and only said how good Mr. Li had been to him before. The two leaders were angry and scolded Li Feng for his bad ethics. The teaching director was even more indignant. He seemed to forget that the money for his hair was given by the little prince against the wind


    As long as Li Tiezhu boasted, they scolded.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu changed his subject and asked, "after my sister came out, Mr. Li is afraid that it will be difficult. I''m afraid he doesn''t want to write a review?"


    Already fired!


    The two leaders also knew that Li Tiezhu was pretending to be confused, so they shook their heads together.


    "Is it difficult to take away the title?"


    Shake your head.


    "It''s impossible to fire?"


    Teaching director: "the leaders above are too angry! There''s no way. The headmaster and I have said a lot of good words for him. It''s useless!"


    Headmaster: "it''s really serious."


    Li Tiezhu: "but?"


    Principal: "however, Li Feng has been teaching with great care for so many years. In particular, he has trained you, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao, who are also good teachers. In fact, the school has been helping him fight for it and has never stopped, but the leaders are angry now..."


    Director: "what other hot spots are brushed on the mobile phone every day, and the leaders are not angry. When the hot spots pass, the headmaster and I will persuade the leaders. I believe things will turn for the better!"


    Headmaster: "I have an old relationship with leaders. It''s not a big problem!"


    Shit!


    The suspension of the little prince against the wind is their decision. Li Tiezhu already knows it clearly, otherwise he won''t invite them.


    Li Tiezhu pressed the contempt in his heart. There''s nothing to despise. Everyone''s ass decides his head.


    He added: "Liu Xiaohua has asked for leave for many days, but she is actually cheating. She doesn''t have any cerebral congestion and concussion at all. Therefore, it is suggested that the school punish her and let her review in front of the whole school''s teachers and students."


    Director: "it''s not that serious?"


    Principal: "what she did outside the school is also in line with the policy. Besides, it''s better to check the skull problem clearly."


    Director: "right, don''t hurry to come to school. Your health is important."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. He used two irony routines in front of him. They had too much inertia. He really wanted Liu Xiaohua to be punished.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu patiently explained, and the leader recognized the punishment of Liu Xiaohua.


    When the meal was almost finished, Li Tiezhu left the hotel with the two leaders.


    Zhang Xiaomeng waited at the door with a Rolls Royce phantom.


    Li Tiezhu personally helped the two leaders into the car and said, "my identity is inconvenient, and there are still things to deal with at home. The two leaders go for a massage to relax."


    Zhang Xiaomeng and two staff members drove Rolls Royce to surf in an unknown distance.


    Li Tiezhu swept a shared bike and rode home.


    Liu Xiaohua has removed the bandage on her arm. She can''t fit it anymore and doesn''t dare to install it.


    The second and third uncles took people back to their hometown. Li Fugui looked down and Aunt Liu was at a loss.


    She has just completed the shaking of live broadcast under the supervision of tiktok, and has cleared the upwind. The basis is very simple. Liu Xiaohua is not a student of the little prince against the wind at all. She has never taken his class and is a student of the knowledge cram class.


    Li Tiezhu pulled Li Tiezhu into his room and discussed today''s harvest with her. Although he suddenly became smarter today, many things were songzhuer''s ideas. He was just the executor. Moreover, he is still not sophisticated enough. He also needs to ask for advice from the old Yin like songzhuer.


    The result of the discussion is that there are small problems, but it does not affect the overall situation.


    Songzhuer is not a good man!


    He also called Zhang Xiaomeng and said that when the two leaders were asked to wash their feet, there was a wave of police surprise inspection, which directly caught them and sent them to the police car. Then he asked Penguin Shudu branch to find a relationship and rescue them on the way. Because now, when the police handle such cases, they will bring cameras.


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The two old people are already in poor health. Don''t be scared out of the sun! But it''s okay. They all have children anyway.


    After the call, songzhuer said to Li Tiezhu, "if there is no such step, it is begging for nothing. If there is this step, it is called Enwei and Shi. Do you understand? Li Tiezhu''s brother! Sister''s operation?"


    She is two years older than Li Tiezhu. She often calls herself her sister, especially at that time. Of course, there are those who call themselves aunts. Li Tiezhu is used to it. No matter his sister or aunt, they are not sacred and can be violated.


    Li Tiezhu: "Sao..."


    Songzhuer looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "who is it?"


    Matsushita: "I can''t find it! So it''s probably the one who poisoned you in the Spring Festival Gala..."


    What they said was who was the big man in Kyoto who played on the pretext. They really couldn''t find out. What they could find was yehenara, two small directors and several second-line artists. They were just guns in the man''s hand.


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head. It''s really not reassuring! Fidgety!


    Songzhu''er said: "according to the analysis of mengge''s team, this person may be the most powerful person we have met so far. His background and means are different. We have to be careful this year!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I know, I can bear it."


    Matsushita: "who makes you endure? If you miss a cat, call a cat, if you miss a bear, call a bear, and endure what? At this level, it''s no longer a matter of men and women. It''s a matter of potential!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what I mean by forbearance is not to beat people and swear less. What do you think?"


    Songzhu''er smiled: "Oh, hey, hey... I''m talking about beating and swearing, isn''t it? Eh! You miss the cat!"


    Li Tiezhu: "how do you see it? Can you read your mind?"


    Songzhu''er turned his eyes: "I lied to you! As long as you firmly deny it, I know you want Xiong er. Tut Tut, sure enough, your favorite is maozi! After all, Xiong er''s skin is a little rough, but I prefer rabbit smashing..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t talk nonsense with her. He went out to have a family meeting and made it clear to the old man, Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua what to do next. The three had no problem. After all, the three of them broke through the disaster together.


    After the meeting, Aunt Liu took the initiative to apologize: "I''m sorry, Tiezhu. I don''t care about money in the future, and I won''t deduct my pocket money."


    Li Fugui was ecstatic.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s still up to you. Who''s in charge if you''re not in charge? Just give a little more pocket money. It''s really not good. Old man, you''re looking for Liu Xiaohua. She has plenty of money."


    Liu Xiaohua is really a little rich woman now. She doesn''t know how much she has saved from her mother. She hasn''t asked songzhuer for money in the past year.


    Liu Xiaohua looked up and said, "Sir, no, don''t worry, I''ll cover you!"


    Aunt Liu slapped Liu Xiaohua in the back hand and said, "iron pillar, I will kill Xiaohua and let her stop making trouble."


    Little flower is terrible! Aren''t you going to rob me of my money?


    Li Tiezhu covered his face and rubbed it. Mom can''t choose. So can the family. He was born in such a family. What can I do? We can''t blame them, we can only try our best to help them!


    Take Li Fugui, who stole steel bars, for example. He used to take Li Tiezhu to steal steel bars together. He donated part of the money he sold, and the remaining two sons ate hot pot.


    Otherwise?


    You think Li Fugui donated his hard-earned money? At that time, he was going to save money for Li Tiezhu to marry his daughter-in-law.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t worry about Liu Xiaohua. She''s an adult. Let her live and die. As the saying goes, she can''t die for thousands of years. Let her break through by herself. However, if she makes a mistake, I and Xingye will urge her to correct, just like this time. So, mom, don''t worry about her. The more you care about her, the more rebellious you are."


    Liu Xiaohua nodded again and again.


    Aunt Liu sighed with an iron egg in her arms. Is it all right? What''s the matter? You can''t beat iron eggs when you''re upset, can you? Iron eggs are so cute.


    So, she sighed: "unknowingly, the flowers are grown up. At the beginning, she was so little big..."


    It was easy to fight when I was a child! If you can''t run fast, you don''t know how to be a demon.


    Liu Xiaohua was suddenly moved: "Mom... When my daughter grows up, I''ll give you 10% of the money I earn in the future! Even if my acting career is a joint venture between us, OK?"


    Aunt Liu flew up and said, "joint venture! It''s your uncle. I''m a sole proprietorship!"


    It''s hard for honest officials to stop housework!


    Songzhu''er is very smart. She can do anything and say anything in Lao Li''s house, except drinking. Although she is destined to be a member of this family, she only cares about Li Tiezhu and his small animals and will never set foot in the big family.


    Throughout the meeting, songzhuer didn''t speak, but silently drank wine with Li Fugui.


    the second day.


    Li Fugui got up before dawn. Following his son''s instructions, he rode a borrowed tricycle to school to tow steel bars, and then was caught. The headmaster also happened to exercise nearby. He ran over and explained that he asked Li Fugui to drag him to sell it. The money sold out was donated. This is a little love of the school.


    Coincidentally, this scene was also photographed by passers-by and spread to the Internet, and public opinion began to turn.


    "This is the so-called Li Tiezhu. His father stole steel bars?"


    "Do those rumors blush?"


    "It''s clearly doing good, reversing black and white!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s father is much more handsome than Li Tiezhu..."


    "When was this video?"


    "A few days ago?"


    "It can''t be today!"


    "Li Tiezhu learned his habit of donating money from his father. He said it in the program."


    "Cold heart! Such a family has been stigmatized as thieves..."


    "The rhythm of the Navy belt a few days ago was too obvious."


    "Once a quarter. I''m used to black Li Tiezhu every day."


    "Just don''t believe it."


    Lying in bed watching the support of netizens, Li Tiezhu blushed. He wanted to open the live broadcast and tell everyone that he had stolen steel bars before. This kind of deceitful taste is hard to feel, and Li Tiezhu is not refreshing in his heart.


    Matsushita lingered on Li Tiezhu and said, "I don''t understand you people with a sense of shame..."


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you?"


    Songzhuer said, "do I have it? Does lengba have it? Does sister Mi have it? We are the majority, and you are the wonderful flower!"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    Online public opinion initially pointed to Liu Xiaohua. Later, Li Tiezhu was implicated because of the "rumor" that Li Fugui stole steel bars. Subsequently, the focus of the attack became Li Tiezhu, who said that it was because Li Tiezhu was red, floating, immoral and immoral that he had all kinds of wonderful behaviors of his family.


    Overnight, however, these accusations turned into slander.


    Because Li Fugui didn''t steal steel bars, but helped the school sell steel bars and donate money. Liu Xiaohua has also apologized and has a sincere attitude. It is said that she was scolded by Xingye. Aunt Liu still insisted that it was natural to spend money on making up classes, which caused a big debate between the educational fairness school and the theory of the advantages and disadvantages of education. Even, it was said on the Internet that the little prince against the wind was expelled from the school. The school just suspended Li Feng for half a month to reflect and review.


    That afternoon, Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er were separated at the airport. Li Tiezhu went to the northwest military camp to continue recording programs, and songzhu''er returned to Kyoto.


    Sitting on the plane, Li Tiezhu was still uncomfortable. He felt that he had deceived everyone. He was sorry and couldn''t sleep. He could only study his own system properties.


    Current intelligence value: 109 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 61 points.


    Serious value: 55 / 100 points. (I cheated this time and deducted 20 points)


    Music Achievement: 36498 points.


    Variety achievements: 23134 points.


    Film and television achievements: 19246 points.


    Tiktok: 162 million 510 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99.9%. (why? Why did it rise by 0.01%


    [ultimate task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety and film and television all exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points. Unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and live to win 250 intelligence points and a mystery award.]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills and intermediate composition ability


    Item: Lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky + 9)

 Chapter 746

    Why did it rise again? What did I do? What did the cat do? I haven''t seen you for nearly two months after the first month of Mingming. Why does the degree of domestication suddenly rise? I didn''t train her very much, so I sent wechat to chat about videos. The frequency is not high.


    This is unscientific!


    However, this system and domestication are unscientific, so unscientific is actually very scientific.


    Li Tiezhu is worried about another thing now... Won''t it become 99.91% in two days? Then it''s really a dog!


    It''s just curiosity. Li Tiezhu is very, very satisfied with the cats now. What''s the difference between 100% and 99%? It shouldn''t make much difference. Now cats are fun enough. If they are obedient, they will be a little afraid.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu was purely curious about domestication, and then skipped it automatically.


    After all, the domestication degree is 100%, and the system reward is only the upper limit of 10 intelligence points, which is of little significance. Li Tiezhu''s IQ of 109 is too much. He is too smart to be pure.


    On the contrary, another value of the system surprised Li Tiezhu. With the broadcasting of three issues of real man and two issues of mushroom house, Li Tiezhu''s variety achievement value has reached 23134 points, more than 20000.


    [Ding! Congratulations on the host''s variety achievement. Unlock the medal of "making progress" and reward intelligence value of 20 points.]


    [current remaining Intelligence: 81 points]


    Yo


    Not bad. This is real gold and silver. It''s much better than the upper limit of intelligence value.


    Returning to the guest house of Northwest program group, Li Tiezhu went back to his room. Wu Litao didn''t come back yet. He smiled. The guy was restless at first sight. Last time he had a rest, he said he slept in the hostel for three days. As a result, he went fishing in the villagers'' pond and was found to drive the chickens flying and the dogs jumping. This time, he went hunting on the northern prairie with the second generation of several business districts.


    As soon as Li Tiezhu lay on the bed, he was ready to sleep, but he couldn''t sleep. He couldn''t sleep over and over last night. He was suffering from pines and bamboos.


    This trip home is tired enough. My heart is tired. It''s like having finished a math exam when I was studying. My brain hurts. It turns out that smart people are so tired. It''s better to be a fool!


    Li Tiezhu has been in the tiktok brush, saying that the brain consumes 1/3 of the energy consumed by the human body. Indeed, it is too smart to be stupid.


    Let''s do it.


    Subtract 10 points from intelligence and save it.


    Current intelligence: 99 points


    Remaining Intelligence: 91 points


    Li Tiezhu''s original Qingming brain suddenly became a lot chaotic and his consciousness was a little slow, but Li Tiezhu felt much more comfortable. He may be used to it. Then... He fell asleep.


    Sure enough, the fool''s sleep quality is good.


    Li Tiezhu wants to go downstairs for dinner, but lengba makes a video call, and Li Tiezhu picks it up.


    "Master! Hee hee ~"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Nothing, I miss you, hee hee ~"


    "Are you a rabbit smashing a man''s skin mask wearing lengba? Hee hee fart!"


    "My play is almost finished."


    "Didn''t you say three months? Why so fast?"


    "In fact, the literary drama has been shot. Next, we will have a location. Our location is in Xijiang and Qinghai, so I can come to see you. By the way... Labor!"


    "What labor force?"


    "It''s a laborer! It''s hard. Brother Bing, ha."


    "Don''t hang out with pine and bamboo. You''ve become neurotic. Also, stay away from the rabbit. She''s... Poisonous."


    "Don''t you like it? It''s an interesting soul!"


    "I still think you used to be more normal."


    "Sure enough, all you like is someone else''s body."


    "What and what?"


    "Do you live in Haishi county now?"


    Lengba suddenly asked.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "yes, I won''t go to the new army until the day after tomorrow. Everyone hasn''t come back yet. I''m staying at home. I''m very angry. I came first. It''s cold here in the evening. If you come, remember to bring thick clothes. Forget it. You''re from Xijiang. I remind you what to do."


    Lengba suddenly said softly, "I''m in Haishi County, too."


    Li Tiezhu said in surprise, "what are you doing here?"


    Lengba: "filming, the program team is not ready. We have to wait in the county for several days. Since you come back, my sister can come to work."


    Li Tiezhu: "true or false?"


    Lengba: "of course it''s true!"


    I''m kidding. Lengba insists on choosing several alternative locations here because Li Tiezhu is here.


    Li Tiezhu: "then come to me and I''ll send you the location."


    Lengba: "Mm-hmm. ah!"


    "What''s the matter?"


    "It''s okay, hiss... It''s okay."


    "Oh, you''d better send me to find you. My guest house is too broken. The main reason is that it''s not soundproof. It''s inconvenient for you to cry loudly."


    "Good."


    Li Tiezhu got up, took some toiletries and changed laundry and left. Songzhuer was still too weak to fight. He had no sense of achievement in the middle of the night. He happened to talk to the cat. I haven''t seen you for so long. Compared with cats, I''m willing to welcome you.


    The old master and the old slave are no exception.


    On the other side, in the suite of the only four-star hotel in the county, lengba screamed again: "hum... Let go, it hurts!"


    Next to the cat''s natural enemy - Rabbit smash.


    Although he didn''t show up or speak during the video, the rabbit smashed all the time and pinched lengba from time to time.


    "Bah! It''s inconvenient to cry. You''re so evil."


    Zhao Liya looked at lengba with disgust.


    Lengba is different now. She was a little shameless before she officially sealed the cat, so she was bullied so badly by Zhao Liya. But now she is no longer a person. Are you still afraid of Zhao Liya''s humiliation? Anyway, everyone was half weight. Moreover, she participated in the opening ceremony of rabbit smashing. Several animals witnessed that the seal of rabbit smashing was broken and turned into small animals.


    Who humiliated who?


    Sure enough, lengba put down the phone and sneered back: "no, it''s not you, it''s us. We''re so evil. When one of them was broken, it screamed miserably. Tut Tut, it was terrible, which scared us all to stare."


    Zhao Liya threw lengba down and began to tickle her. This is a unique skill learned from Li Tiezhu. Lengba likes to cry and laugh. Soon she was hit and bullied by a rabbit and almost laughed.


    At this time, there was a knock on the door.


    The two girls stopped playing and were surprised to come so soon? How urgent is the master?


    But when I opened the door, did I really see Zhang Linlin?


    Lengba and Zhao Liya were amazed. Why did he come again,


    Zhang Linlin is also strange. Doesn''t it mean that Zhao Liya and lengba don''t deal with each other? How are they together? How should I implement my long planned QJ plan? We must coax Zhao Liya away!


    After recording the "good Chinese song", Zhao Liya also began to look for drama shooting. After all, the knowledge learned in the school finally feels shallow and needs to be verified in practice. And what she needs most is resources, so she came to this crew. Zhang Linlin is the male owner, lengba is the female owner, and Zhao Liya airborne the female number three, squeezing the dry daughters of a predetermined investor into the female number four.


    At the beginning, the woman was still looking for Zhao Liya on the set. She was slapped in the face by lengba''s backhand. She went back to complain and was beaten by her Godfather. The next day, she swollen a pig''s face to apologize, and her nose was crooked.


    Therefore, although Zhang Linlin is dissatisfied with Zhao Liya''s light bulb, he doesn''t dare to say anything. He can only outwit her.


    Half an hour later, Zhang Linlin had said all the good and bad things for a long time, and Zhao Liya just didn''t go.


    Sweat came out on Zhang Linlin''s forehead. It''s hard!


    He said, "I really have something very important to discuss with lengba. Will you go back first? Besides, won''t you go back to your room so late?"


    Zhao Liya thought it was very cunning, and she never kept her mouth: "why do you always want to support me? You don''t have any ideas about lengba? QJ is against the law!"


    Zhang Linlin''s heart clattered. Can this woman read her mind?


    However, QJ is against the law, I know, but QJ lengba is not against the law. She seems not afraid of this. I also want to try. The medicine is ready.


    Think about it. You can''t say that.


    Zhang Linlin said, "this is an internal matter of our company. It''s inconvenient for you to be an outsider. I found that some artists in our company eat inside and outside, and I''m afraid sister Mi doesn''t believe me, so I''ll talk to lengba."


    Zhao Liya said, "well, I''ll avoid it first."


    With that, she got up and walked out of the suite and closed the door.


    Zhang Linlin''s green tendons on his temples jumped for a while. He was so excited.


    At this time, lengba poured water for Zhao Liya and Zhang Linlin, but she saw that Zhao Liya had left for a long time.


    Seeing the water, Zhang Linlin thought, God help me too!


    He quietly talked to lengba about the unwarranted accusation of an artist in the company, and lengba listened carefully, because the artist didn''t deal with her and was born with a bad feeling.


    After listening, lengba said, "although you have said so much, there is no evidence after all! Sister Mi won''t believe it."


    Zhang Linlin looked around and said, "it''s so cold. Can lengba close the window?"


    Lengba gave Zhang Linlin a strange look and went to close the window.


    She said in her heart, it''s almost summer. Where is it cold? Is it too empty? This kind of man can''t! At least, it must not be Li Tiezhu who can easily come to your heart.


    Zhang Linlin quickly put a white pill in lengba''s water cup, and then was startled.


    After the pill was like water, a large string of bubbles rose from the water. Like the unscrewed Sprite, it also made a slight Zizi sound. There was a problem at first sight! Moreover, after the tablet was half melted, the dissolution rate slowed down a lot. At this time, lengba had closed the window and was about to return.


    Zhang Linlin quickly got up to block lengba''s water cup and eagerly made up the artist''s gossip. His back was full of cold sweat. If lengba sees the abnormality in the water cup and calls the police directly, it will make a big noise!


    At this time, Zhang Linlin regretted. He had known that he would try it in private first. He didn''t expect that the medicine was so hidden


    Lengba wants to bypass Zhang Linlin. He blocks her several times. She can''t help frowning and sits on the sofa where Zhang Linlin originally sat.


    Zhang Linlin was startled. Looking back, the bubbles in the water cup disappeared and the tablets melted. Only then did he put down a hanging heart. I''m scared to death! He didn''t want to be like Li Tiezhu''s unarmed QJ, but after seeing lengba''s martial arts on the set, he was a little empty. Is NIMA a a woman with a waist injury?


    Therefore, for the sake of insurance, he chose to use drug assistance.


    Lengba picked up the water cup to drink.


    Zhang Linlin was startled again and hurriedly stopped: "this glass of water is mine and this glass is yours."


    "Oh! Gudu, gudu ~"


    Lengba drank half a cup in one breath, took out her mobile phone and began to play. Although she hated the artist, she wouldn''t tell sister Mi that she didn''t believe what Zhang Linlin said. In wechat, she set up location sharing with her master. Seeing him getting closer and closer, she couldn''t help being a little excited.


    Finally, you can cry again!


    I''m so happy.


    Looking at Zhang Linlin in front of her, lengba suddenly remembered the good massage play played by sister Mi last time. It was exciting!


    My mouth watering when I think about it.


    Therefore, lengba crossed her legs. Although Dayu''s flood control is better than dredging, she can only block it before she gets the dredging weapon.


    Fortunately, the master has arrived downstairs.


    Thinking of getting hotter, lengba picked up the water cup and drank it.


    Zhang Linden was very happy and thought, according to the suspect''s eldest brother, the effect is very strong. It can take ten minutes to take effect. Doesn''t that mean


    He started talking about filming again, trying to drag it out for ten minutes.


    Lengba listened absentmindedly. Her snow-white cheeks began to climb into a blush, and her neck and earlobes were slowly red. She felt that she was a little impatient. Why didn''t the master come?


    And Zhang Linlin is excited. Finally, I can QJ to my goddess!


    Squeak¡ª¡ª


    The door was pushed open.


    Zhang Linlin was so frightened that he almost shrunk the sun. At a glance, Zhao Liya came back again.


    Zhang Linlin hurried after him: "how do you have a key?"


    Zhao Liya ignored him, went into the bedroom, took her mobile phone and walked out of the door: "I didn''t lock the door, silly."


    Zhang Linlin: "


    I just came back to get my cell phone. I was scared to death. I thought it had happened.


    Careless, careless!


    She didn''t lock the door? Isn''t there a loophole when I operate later? No, I have to follow and lock the door.


    Looking back, lengba leaned on the sofa and looked a little confused.


    Zhang Linlin silently gets up and closes the door. As long as the door is closed, there will be only two of them in the house. At that time, Hei hei


    Bang ~


    The door closed.


    Click!


    Anti lock.


    Zhang Linlin''s hands are shaking. The goddess is mine!


    Turn around and go!


    "Ah!!!"


    Zhang Linlin suddenly uttered a shrill scream and was frightened, because as soon as he turned around, he found that Li Tiezhu''s black face was close at hand.


    "You, you... Why are you here?"


    "Guess."


    "How did you get in?"


    "The door came in."


    It turned out that when Zhang Linlin nervously followed Zhao Liya to get her mobile phone, Li Tiezhu also entered the room and put things in the corner. They didn''t notice. Li Tiezhu didn''t come until Zhang Linlin closed the door.


    Zhang Linton panicked: "what are you doing?"


    After his IQ returned to mediocrity, Li Tiezhu looked unusually heavy (stunned): "where is the toilet?"


    Zhang Linlin valued the right side, a little empty.


    Li Tiezhu opened the door of the suite just locked by Zhang Linlin.


    Zhang Linlin: "the toilet is over there. This is the front door."


    Li Tiezhu: "I know. I just came in from here. I''m not stupid."


    Zhang Linlin: "then why do you open this door?"


    Li Tiezhu: "send you out."


    After that, Li Tiezhu pushed Zhang Linlin out, closed the door and locked it.


    Zhang Linlin stood outside the door, petrified, lying in the trough! what the fuck! Lengba is already full of spring, but he is kicked out of the door by Li Tiezhu. The guy occupies the magpie''s nest


    Li Tiezhu closed the door and went to the toilet. There was a traffic jam on the road and he was suffocated.


    Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hus


    After the IQ returned, Li Tiezhu felt very comfortable. He was afraid that Zhang Linlin would have self-esteem, so he sent him out to Shh.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu thought that Zhang Linlin had something to talk to lengba, so he stood up to open the door and let him in, but he was held.


    "The master finally came! Hee hee ~"


    Li Tiezhu looked back. Where are the people?


    Oh, on the ground.


    As soon as the crotch was cold, it was all because the cat was too skilled. Li Tiezhu pushed it but didn''t push it. He accepted it calmly. Holding lengba''s small head as a chicken to eat rice, he asked, "does the waist still hurt?"


    Lengba: "Guji, Guji... Ha... Guji..."


    Outside the door, Zhang Linlin was stunned and couldn''t get in. After a while, lengba''s faint cry came from the house, and Zhang Linlin''s face changed greatly.


    Shit! It must have been given by Li Tiezhu


    "What are you doing?"


    Zhao Liya came over playing with her mobile phone and licking a popsicle.


    Zhang Linlin: "nothing... Li Tiezhu came and kicked me out. I''m afraid he''s bullying lengba inside. It seems... Crying..."


    Zhao Liya heard: "it should be a massage!"


    Zhang Linlin: "no, this time it must not be... Woo... My goddess..."


    Zhao Liya said, "what''s the matter with you?"


    Zhang Linlin: "Li Tiezhu bullied my goddess lengba again."


    Zhao Liya: "do you like her?"


    "Yes!"


    "Wow!"


    "I don''t accept it. I made it... I really like her. Why should Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhao Liya said, "maybe people are really massaging?"


    Zhang Linlin hesitated.


    Zhao Liya took out a room card, opened the door, went in, withdrew, closed the door, turned and left.


    Zhang Linlin chased up: "is it... Massage?"


    He doesn''t care about the tangled room card.


    Zhao Liya shook her head: "it''s not a massage."


    Zhang Linlin collapsed.


    (I went to the hospital twice today to get a blood test report for my child. It''s too inefficient. So only 5000 words have been updated today. It''s the least day since it was put on the shelves. I''m deeply ashamed...)

 Chapter 747

    "This is immoral!"


    The next morning, when Li Tiezhu learned from Zhao Liya that Zhang Linlin left last night crying, he suddenly couldn''t help sighing, and threatened lengba with weapons. Otherwise, he would break up his friendship.


    Well, this is not the other.


    Lengba kept silent, and the cicada nodded again and again. Herod murmured, he would not break up, he would not break up!


    Lao Zhang is also very desperate. Don''t bully others anymore. He just likes lengba. What''s wrong?


    Moreover, Li Tiezhu is not particularly happy about "friends at present", but feels immoral.


    However, this matter made Zhang Linlin see the situation clearly. He hurried to finish the play with lengba and broke up. He already understood that he was fooled. It was not lengba or Li Tiezhu who fooled him, but the boss Yang Mi, who was scared into a cold sweat. This is what will be said later.


    Li Tiezhu was helpless to maozi and chatted with Zhao Liya about business.


    In terms of combat effectiveness, rabbit smash is undoubtedly the weakest one. She belongs to Wenqiang and Wuwei. She is unbearable to expedition and has no backbone. At the beginning of the war, she shouted to surrender until the final defeat. She begged for mercy for more than half an hour.


    It''s called a diplomat, a diplomat!


    Once I talked to her about the external situation, she suddenly became a military division that won thousands of miles.


    In fact, both song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng went to Sichuan in advance to help Lao Li''s family do things, which were all the work of military rabbits. After all, although songzhu''er occupies the position of master general, he is actually an iron headed general in charge. Many plans and strategies are still made by rabbits.


    Li Tiezhu pushed lengba away, beat Zhao Liya to her knees and begged, and said, "thank you! If you weren''t smart, I wouldn''t know how to solve things at home."


    Zhao Liya was dying and said, "you''re welcome... Help, cat..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t mean to kill them all. He turned his head. Yes, he turned his head and killed the Persian cat: "did the master behind the Kyoto circle find out?"


    The reason why Zhao Liya was asked to check was that she was the smartest, and her status and resources were strong enough. She was much stronger than lengba and songzhu''er.


    Zhao Liya got rid of her heartache, gasped for a while and said:


    "I can''t find out! Those people almost protect him like an emperor. Yehenara and small steel cannon are trembling. The most important thing is that even Wang Feng, a marginalized gambling dog, is secretive and unwilling to disclose to me. How can I find out?"


    Lengba: "they don''t have traitors, traitors? Oh... Die..."


    Li Tiezhu knew that he had been plotted this time. This was thought of when he improved his intelligence value, but Zhao Liya had pointed out this before. Originally, Liu Xiaohua called the police to catch the cram school, which had nothing to do with Li Tiezhu, but it was used by the Kyoto circle as the starting point for Li Tiezhu. She sensitively found the problem and took the initiative to start the investigation.


    This investigation really let her investigate and deal with some problems.


    Li Tiezhu put lengba in the shape of Fengxiang for nine days, continued to attack, and said in her cry, "I can''t find out... Forget it! Sooner or later, I''ll show my feet!"


    Zhao Liya said, "it''s because we haven''t found it out that it''s more interesting! The whole Kyoto circle, except for a big man, has no secrets that can''t be told, except the new man. I know little in the circle. At least I''m also an official circle. Although the influence of this circle is far less than that of Kyoto circle, East China Sea circle and Xiangjiang circle, the energy is not below it."


    Lengba has begun to smoke.


    But Li Tiezhu made a crazy attack: "what does that... Mean?"


    Zhao Liya looked at lengba''s miserable appearance and was inexplicably happy: "ha ha! It is because of their confidentiality that I think of that person, Chen Ziyang, the young master of Kyoto circle."


    Li Tiezhu: "he? I''ve seen him, don''t I feel anything? Does he have a strong background?"


    Zhao Liya: "what do you think of the remaining evils of the former dynasty? The so-called hundred footed insects die but don''t freeze. That''s the truth. They can''t get in the officialdom, but they have been like fish in the water in the shopping mall for nearly 20 years. It''s normal to have them in the entertainment circle. However, I didn''t expect Chen Ziyang to step into the entertainment circle by himself."


    "Descendants of Tartars?"


    "That''s right! When I was a child, I met Chen Ziyang. He was a good man. Everyone said he was good. What he was good at was Yin moves, and he came to help you up after hurting you. Most people were hoodwinked by him, but I knew from childhood that he was a psychopath like me!"


    "He... Looks normal, just like you? Isn''t he so evil?"


    "Ah?"


    "I mean, you''re fine, too."


    "I believe you. Stop!"


    "Er..."


    "The rabbit hit your uncle, stop what? Ben meow fought with you, ah..."


    "Ha ha... Burp..."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless. He could only cheer lengba, who was crying, and beat her up with a big shuttle ancestral bullet, leaving her paralyzed. Then Li Tiezhu set up Zhao Liya and forced her to ask about her query results until she cried.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu came to a strange conclusion - Chen Ziyang is as neuropathy as Zhao Liya!


    ¡­¡­


    "Why do you call me crazy? It''s impolite!"


    Not far from the left of the Forbidden City in Kyoto, Chen Ziyang sat by a well in a courtyard deep in an alley and complained.


    Agent uncle Lin is also speechless. You''re not a psycho. Who''s a psycho?


    "Well, what are you doing to provoke Li Tiezhu? You know it''s impossible to bring him down this time. What are you doing? Forcing the leaders of the whole Kyoto circle to come out collectively..."


    Chen Ziyang threw the bucket into the well and said, "play, it''s idle anyway."


    Uncle Lin: "is this a fun thing? The end of King Youwang''s beacon fire drama of Zhou..."


    "I''m not a king."


    "Little master..."


    "Hey! It''s boring... Do you really think I''m playing?"


    "Isn''t it?"


    "Play a fart! I haven''t played for a day since I entered the entertainment industry! No, I haven''t been free since I knew my last name was Aisin juero. I played with children when I was a child. I was thinking about routines. It took a lot of brains!"


    "Don''t think about restoring the country."


    "Are you crazy? I''m still here to be an artist if I can recover my country? Don''t you just find another way when I know I can''t recover?"


    "Then you aim at the official appointed Li Tiezhu..."


    "Hey... This year is 19 years. Two years later, that is 21 years. Do you know what it belongs to?"


    "Rat!"


    "Wrong! It belongs to melon! 2021 is the year of melon. Wait."


    "What melon? What do you mean?"


    "It''s melon all year round! What else does the official high-level mean? Why sweep the world without sweeping a house? Why sweep the world without sweeping a country?"


    "You mean..."


    "Needless to say, that''s what you mean. So, in the past two years, let''s not rush to get ahead. Two years later, it''s time for us to fight for supremacy. Now, of course, we have to bury more thorns for Li Tiezhu. We can bury them all the time, all the time, for two years. When the year of melon comes, we can take advantage of the trend! However, they have to abandon them like cheap shoes!"


    "True or false?"


    "Hehe! Of course it''s true. Wait and see! The more you dance in the past two years, the worse you die! But Li Tiezhu is different. He''s too clean and has official support. We must put enough shit on him in the past two years to ruin his reputation in the year of melon."


    "Didn''t you say you appreciated him?"


    "Yes! Is there a conflict?"


    "Er..."


    "After being banned, in order to support the family, don''t you have to write songs for others under a different pseudonym? We want to win the voice of the entertainment industry. Of course, we need excellent strength and works. Like me now, you are a wool?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    ¡­¡­


    Li Tiezhu has no internal information. Even if the official is more friendly to him than other artists, it is impossible to pass on the secret to him. Besides, this kind of thing has not been decided at all, but Chen Ziyang speculated according to the intelligence and information. He is a smart man, which does not mean that Li Tiezhu can analyze it.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s identity of Chen Ziyang is limited to what Zhao Liya said. The so-called little Lord of Kyoto circle, a representative of the remaining evils of the previous dynasty, that''s all.


    Zhao Liya made a special remark, as if those people had refused the encouragement and funding of the United States, in order to have the right to speak in the entertainment circle.


    But what does this have to do with Li Tiezhu?


    This is what should be worried about. Li Tiezhu didn''t worry. After getting up and playing with two small animals in the morning, at noon, three people ate takeout, and then Li Tiezhu returned to the hostel.


    "I regret coming to this program..."


    "What are you? My waist is breaking!"


    "And my ass!"


    Zhang Yifeng, Guo Xiaoxi and Yuan Heng complained.


    In the afternoon, everyone returned to the hostel and began to talk when they had a big meal together.


    This program, the bid is not high, but there are many people competing for seats. Therefore, the words of the old three can only be regarded as complaints, not real ideas.


    The young man Liu Yuan said, "I think it''s very exciting. It''s more exciting than being a real soldier! Training is not as hard as a real soldier. It''s worth playing with the equipment of all arms."


    Wu Litao: "I''m here. Those equipment are worth it!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "shut up, you may be a deserter when you go to the battlefield. Don''t be ashamed. I really want to live in the barracks and don''t go back. Being an artist or something is so annoying. It''s still fun to be a soldier."


    This is Li Tiezhu''s truth. He went home two days ago to deal with what happened to Liu Xiaohua. Li Tiezhu is exhausted and really tired.


    He wanted his life to be pure, and the life in the military camp was pure enough.


    Yuan Heng responded with a sneer: "if you really become a soldier, does your family object?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "my old man wants me to earn a ''glorious home'' brand! How can I object?"


    In fact, before Li Tiezhu''s debut, joining the army was indeed one of the options Li Fugui arranged for Li Tiezhu''s future. He even felt that it was more reliable than going to college.


    Wu Litao said, "master, you are too educated to be a soldier now! Besides, you are stupid."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless.


    The evil disciple Wu Litao said again, "you are still a road fool, hahaha..."


    Liu Yuan, who ordered the steak, handed the knife to Li Tiezhu and said, "clean up the door. Do you keep this kind of goods for the new year?"


    Wu Litao stretched out his hand and stopped Liu Yuan: "don''t remind my master! He doesn''t know there is such a way to deal with it, okay? Let him be a fool at ease!"


    Li Tiezhu ignored them. Although Wu Litao was a teacher, he was not used to it. Of course, the most important thing was that he was recently suspected of life by Yang Feiyue, the "eldest martial sister". His mentality was a little broken, which is understandable.


    However, Wu Litao claimed to be a senior brother and asked Yang Feiyue''s wechat in an attempt to subdue Yang Feiyue, but he was defeated by the other party.


    "How did master like you so ugly?"


    "Wu Litao, are you a man?"


    "Call elder martial sister!"


    "You can''t sing. What kind of singer do you pretend to be?"


    "Who am I? I''m your uncle!"


    "I was born reckless, but you are a reckless man! Mentally retarded!"


    "I see! No wonder Shifu likes you. You are also mentally retarded!!!"


    This is Yang Feiyue''s heart killing remarks.


    Wu Litao was seriously injured recently. He didn''t dare to play against elder martial sister anymore. Therefore, he turned to attack Shifu.


    Li Tiezhu took it seriously and said, "Tao Tao..."


    Wu Litao: "master, please say."


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking and finally said, "you''re a fool. I don''t blame you. Eat more meat and have military training tomorrow."


    Wu Litao: "


    The rest laughed.


    As a master, Li Tiezhu has the right to make a decision. Wu Litao can''t refute it. He finally understood that the elder martial sister, bah! Master sister''s comments on people are learned from Li Tiezhu! I also want to learn, I want to kill everyone I meet!


    Including women!


    What?


    fall in love?


    Serious people who fall in love!


    Wu Litao doesn''t believe in love. He loves your mother to sell Mahua. At best, it''s to solve the inventory problem of ancestral bullets. Where''s love?


    Wave!


    Is the most important!


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu and others will join the new army - tank soldiers!


    This is Li Tiezhu''s favorite army since childhood. There is no one. Because tanks... Look more domineering than tractors, which is why Li Tiezhu has first-class skills in driving tractors.


    Since his hometown had the first tractor (bought by the second uncle), Li Tiezhu trained on the tractor every day, even if he didn''t really drive. So later, he asked the second uncle to help him reverse. Then, Li Tiezhu started the road of tractor God


    Famous far and near!


    Whenever the second uncle wants to help others drag cement or bricks, Li Tiezhu won the title of driver. He will come even if he pretends to be ill in junior high school.


    Half a month ago, Li Tiezhu worked as an anti tank soldier and made countless stupid mistakes in the program.


    In addition to his own intelligence level, another reason is that he doesn''t pay attention. He doesn''t like anti tank soldiers and likes to drive tanks.


    Therefore, this time, Li Tiezhu is full of spirit.


    On the way to the army, each artist takes a car.


    Yuan Heng showed all kinds of exquisite protective gear, dental floss, ankle protection, spray, knee pads, what...


    Guo Xiaoxi knows how to call his daughter-in-law to talk about Sao.


    However, Wu Litao was the first to arrive at the assembly site. He came to the dirt road with his backpack on his back. He seemed to wonder: "am I too early or too late? There are no troops here! Where''s my master? My master... Beta who drives tanks!"


    Barrage:


    "This is a mob!"


    "It''s better to be an infantry."


    "It seems that I went to military training!"


    "Is the iron pillar coming? He''s on the hot search again!"


    "It feels like someone is fixing the iron pillar."


    "Serious brother is fearless! Wait and see. Whoever is cold, Li Tiezhu won''t be cold!"


    "Why did Wu Litao arrive alone?"


    "This is the wilderness for survival?"


    "Want to see Li Tiezhu drive a tank!"


    "What if it turns over?"


    "Don''t say, it''s really possible. After all, I''m not serious..."

 Chapter 748

    (the last chapter was eaten, but it was not well written anyway, so we don''t want it at all. After the content of the last chapter was about "labor army", Li Tiezhu and others gathered to the tank army for a new round of training.)


    After a while, everyone arrived. Several artists were taken to the tank training ground by the military cadres. This is the first time that we see a real tank so close. It''s inevitable to look around and be full of curiosity.


    Yuan Heng didn''t explode and stab. He stared at the infantry chariot and couldn''t move his eyes.


    Liu Yuan''s eyes were shining and he was a little trembling with excitement.


    Wu Litao is even more exaggerated. His mouth is watering. The rich second generation has driven all kinds of cars, but has not driven tanks.


    Li Tiezhu was quite calm, because... His reaction was slow. When he finally prepared to be surprised, the instructor spoke and interrupted Li Tiezhu''s mood.


    "I''m your chief instructor, Dubo." a middle-aged officer said to the recruits with a smile, "what you see now is the main weapon and equipment of our army - tanks!"


    Li Tiezhu finally had a chance to express his emotions. He stretched out his tongue and licked his cracked lips. He said silently, "lie in the trough!"


    No sound, but the mouth shape is very good.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is still calm!"


    "I thought serious brother would be the most excited."


    "He just hasn''t reacted yet."


    "The expressions of Liu Yuan and Wu Litao, ha ha... It''s like a child seeing an excavator."


    "Li Tiezhu said a lie trough!"


    "96 tank!"


    "Handsome!"


    "Big guy of more than 40 tons, domineering!"


    "Envy..."


    "Didn''t anyone find out? The chief instructor is a colonel!"


    "Forty one year old colonel, good enough."


    "Is the specification too high this time?"


    "Iron pillars beat soldiers who sat in tanks when they attacked."


    "They are infantry chariots, not tanks?"


    "I took a seat on the way back to class 5."


    Colonel Dubo was a smiling officer, not as ferocious as the officers he met in front. With a warm smile, he said to the six recruits with bright eyes:


    "Just now I introduced the 96 tank of our army. Who knows its weight and maximum speed? If you answer correctly, you can take a tank."


    This is simply feeding questions to Liu Yuan. He also takes it seriously: "report! I know."


    "Liu Yuan replied."


    "The 96 tank has a maximum speed of 65 kilometers per hour and a weight of 40 tons. No, 42 tons."


    "42 tons? So accurate?"


    "Yes!"


    Liu Yuan is sure.


    Yuan Heng: "I remember it was 48 tons."


    Colonel: "48 tons? What do you think of Wu Litao?"


    Wu Litao: "many tons anyway."


    "Many tons?"


    "96 tons! How else is it called 96 style?"


    Wu Litao received the unanimous eyes of his comrades in arms. You are the most stupid. Will Li Tiezhu sacrifice his IQ?


    Colonel: "where''s Li Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I guess 41 tons."


    Colonel: "guess?"


    Li Tiezhu said loudly, "yes! I don''t know, so I can only guess. Because Liu Yuan likes to study military equipment, I think his answer is more accurate. I guess a number next to him."


    The Colonel smiled again. Who said Li Tiezhu was honest? Be honest!


    "Li Tiezhu''s answer is relatively accurate," he said


    Liu Yuan suddenly became angry, but Li Tiezhu was eager to try. I''m going to sit in a tank again!


    The colonel said, "but your answer is based on Liu Yuan''s answer, so you two together. Remember not to move the internal knob..."


    After careful command, the Colonel asked Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan to run to the tank.


    Liu Yuan ran in front. However, after two laps around the tank, he was inexplicably embarrassed.


    In the queue, Yuan Heng: "I don''t think I can find where to go."


    Wu Litao: "look how fierce my master is! I deserve to be the master I like. I''m not ashamed."


    Sure enough, Liu Yuan asked, "where did you get in? Brother Zhu? Eh?"


    Li Tiezhu had jumped onto the tank and said, "of course, climb up. Do you... Want to install an elevator for you?"


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about the tank.


    Then, a veteran took them into the tank, a little crowded, this is a person''s position.


    Then the tank started.


    The recruits outside were always envious and exclaimed.


    Inside the tank, Liu Yuan shouted with excitement and touched everywhere with both hands. Fortunately, he didn''t twist anything.


    Li Tiezhu is not much better. Although he sat down once in the last filming, he still couldn''t help but feel the blood surging. However, he didn''t touch everywhere, but kept staring at the driver and watching his operation. He found that he was good at stepping on the accelerator or shifting gears, especially when shifting gears, he pulled the gear lever with both hands.


    For me, you can operate with one hand!


    Li Tiezhu thought.


    The roar of the engine can kill all super sports cars. Liu Yuan shouted excitedly, "brother Zhu, aren''t you excited? I''m going crazy."


    Li Tiezhu also loudly replied: "excited!"


    "Then why don''t you move?"


    "I''m learning to drive a tank from him."


    "Ah! I''ll learn, too."


    After the tank ran around the training ground, it stopped. Liu Yuan, who was so excited that his face was flushed, came out of it, reluctantly jumped off the tank and turned around step by step.


    Li Tiezhu jumped down after him, but took the lead in running back to the queue, thinking that it was not difficult to drive a tank.


    Barrage:


    "Liu Yuan''s face is red."


    "I''m more excited than him."


    "Look, I''m so happy."


    "Serious brother, I''m so calm."


    "He''s not calm, he''s confused."


    "Others envy miserably."


    "Don''t worry, you can drive a tank."


    "Without Du Haibo, it''s not like the puppet army in an instant."


    "The overall temperament is different!"


    Later, during the interview, Liu Yuan still couldn''t help being excited: "that''s great! That''s the king of infantry! I hope I can drive a tank one day earlier. I like it here so much..."


    Li Tiezhu was a little better: "it''s really Bashi! It''s more handsome than tractors and excavators. I''ve seen it for a while and can drive tanks."


    Next, after Colonel Dubo gave them army armbands, the soldiers took them to the dormitory. This time, they will live in the same dormitory with several veterans.


    When I walked into the dormitory, three soldiers inside were working out with dumbbells. They were strong and puffed up large and strong chest muscles under their thin military uniforms. Moreover, they looked at the recruits strangely, especially at Li Tiezhu, especially... Greedy.


    After the soldiers leading the way left, the platoon leader asked the recruits and veterans to stand in line and simply welcome and introduce each other.


    Next, three minutes to clean up the house.


    But before the housekeeping was finished, I heard the whistle of an emergency assembly.


    Now it''s silly for a group of artists to assemble urgently as soon as they come here? What''s going on?


    The task instructions after the collection made them blind.


    Emergency drill!


    Arrive at the target site before 12 noon for camouflage.


    How do you get there?


    Tank or car?


    What weapons do you want?


    When they were confused, other comrades in arms had run back to the dormitory to pack, and they could only keep up. Fortunately, I have experienced emergency training before and know how to play backpacks.


    Li Tiezhu took the lead in finishing his backpack, but he didn''t slip away first. Instead, he worked with the veterans to help the old, weak, sick and disabled teammates, especially Fu second generation Wu Litao. His hands-on ability is really weak.


    Then get the weapon.


    "Wow! There''s a pistol!"


    "Handsome."


    "Full of martial virtue! I don''t know if it''s a real bullet."


    "Zhen bullet? You''re still a dragon!"


    Liu Yuan and Li Tiezhu were still talking when they took the gun and ran out.


    Wu Litao followed: "what kind of martial virtue? Do you fight? Shigong will be killed by Zhen bullet."


    Li Tiezhu: "not necessarily. It depends on where they fight. If the furniture city is not dead, it is at most disabled."


    Assemble and set out. The artists get into a tank and sit in the gunner''s position.


    Yuan Heng, who entered the tank for the first time, touched everywhere like Liu Yuan before.


    Later in the interview, he said, "it''s completely different from what I thought. I thought there was an ergonomic seat and a seat belt. There was nothing!"


    Barrage:


    "Ergonomics... Why don''t you go to heaven?"


    "Want to fart!"


    "I''m used to being superior."


    "These artists should be sent to military training for three months every year."


    "That''s a good idea."


    All the way, the tank drove to the predetermined position on time and began camouflage operation.


    Wu Litao''s tank was very close to Li Tiezhu. After finishing the camouflage, he ran over and laughed to his face: "master, what are you camouflaged? You can see it''s a tank at a glance."


    Li Tiezhu propped up the camouflage with bamboo and wooden sticks and made it into a shed.


    Wu Litao''s is quite individual, with a small hill shape.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what happened to the tank?"


    Wu Litao: "let you disguise. You can''t see what I did?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "you are really a fool! What do you think camouflage is for?"


    "Of course, people can''t see that it''s a tank. It''s best to pass by and can''t find that kind of tank."


    "You are such a genius."


    "Right."


    "It''s a fart! Camouflage is to avoid armed helicopters. Don''t you know that the natural enemy of tanks is Wuzhi and UAV?"


    "Ah?"


    Wu Litao doesn''t believe it yet.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t talk to him and continued to disguise. Although he was stupid, he had shot "soldiers'' assault" at least. There was still some common sense. After all, he checked a lot of information and consulted a lot of veterans when shooting that play. Besides, when shooting, the army also photographed elite troops for guidance.


    After that, we began to eat. After dinner, we could have a little rest, and then we lay down under the camouflage tent to sleep.


    The soldier of a tank with Li Tiezhu suddenly asked, "San duo, you didn''t bring hot eggs this time?"


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly: "what? What egg?"


    Soldier: "it''s the egg that exposed your infantry chariot. You brought it to monitor Shi Jin, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu also smiled. What an old stem!


    When the program was put here, it suddenly flashed back to two hours ago. Colonel Dewey asked four elite soldiers to play the blue army to harass and capture the tank positions where the artists were located.


    The barrage of bullets was instantly refreshed:


    "If you say this, I won''t be sleepy!"


    "Is it so fierce?"


    "I think of Yuan Lang inexplicably..."


    "More than three moments are coming!"


    "It''s like a real-life version of eating chicken."


    "Li Tiezhu can''t be as fierce as in TV dramas."


    "The four soldiers hold their breath to teach Li Tiezhu to be a man."


    "There''s a good play."


    After a long rest, the platoon was called up by the company commander to change posts and replace the previous sentry soldiers, which were all performed by Li Tiezhu and several artists.


    Wu Litao was the first to be caught, and the two Blues easily subdued him one after another.


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu was also watched. Two soldiers in "lucky clothes" lay down in the grass and approached Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu looked around with a gun and was very serious.


    A few minutes ago, after a brief discussion, the four blue soldiers decided to send two people to catch the weakest one, and at the same time, send two more people to catch the strongest one. The weakest and strongest are Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know that his apprentice had been caught. He was so bored that he began to hum: "the king asked me to patrol the mountain..."


    According to the micro camera, the two Blues have sneaked into Li Tiezhu within five meters. One is hiding under the bushes in front and the other is lying in the grass on the right. They are watching Li Tiezhu''s movement and moving forward slowly.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "password!"


    The two Blues were shocked and thought they were exposed.


    As a result, Li Tiezhu scratched his head over there: "what''s the password? Hiss... Oh, I remember. Don''t move! Password!"


    Li Tiezhu entertained himself there, kneeling away from the gun and crawling forward. He played near the enemy near the grass. The distance between them was less than two meters.


    "Cuckoo ~"


    A bird''s cry came.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously turned around and looked at the blue army in the grass.


    Sooner or later, the soldiers in the grass jumped up and jumped at Li Tiezhu from behind. At the same time, after the bushes a few meters away, another blue army also rushed over.


    Li Tiezhu seemed to have eyes on his back. He rolled low, avoided, jumped at each other and locked his throat.


    One move against the system.


    Li Tiezhu pressed his knee on his opponent''s back neck and pointed his gun at the second enemy: "can I shoot?"


    The soldier who rushed over said, "no..."


    After saying that, he rushed over, knocked Li Tiezhu down and rescued his teammates. They tangled with Li Tiezhu at the same time.


    Li Tiezhu resisted and asked, "why can''t you shoot?"


    Soldier: "I lied to you. You can shoot. Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu was enraged. He threw one over his shoulder and fixed the second with jujitsu. He rolled on the ground twice and turned into a catcher smoothly.


    I took one, but I can''t put it. How can I catch the second one?


    Li Tiezhu is very embarrassed.


    However, the blue army soldier who just fell and almost broke his waist ran away... Ran away.


    Because he found that if Li Tiezhu was smart and shouted to attract more enemies, he couldn''t run.


    In this way, Li Tiezhu caught a prisoner.


    Wu Litao was tied up and taken away. His mouth was stuffed with a towel and his eyes were covered. Two soldiers escorted him out of the distance.


    Another soldier caught up and said, "I failed to catch Li Tiezhu. I was caught instead. We have been exposed."


    The three left quickly with Wu Litao.


    Wu Litao heard their conversation. He was full of desire for survival. He spit out the towel and shouted, "there is a blue army, master, help..."


    Before he finished shouting, he was covered again and fell to the ground.


    Yuan Heng heard the voice and shouted, "who''s shouting in front? Who?"


    Li Tiezhu came up with a blue army on his shoulder and said, "it should be Wu Litao. He may have been caught. There are blue army, this is the one who came to catch me. I caught one and ran one."


    Yuan Heng is so stupid that you can catch one two to one?


    Li Tiezhu handed the tied Blue Army prisoners to Yuan Heng: "you take the prisoners to report. I''ll watch here. Come on."


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu is a cow!"


    "One against two is absolutely suppressed!"


    "These should be elite? King Xu Sanduo!"


    "Think too much about playing catch and fight with Li Tiezhu?"


    "Serious brother, if there are handcuffs, neither of them can run away."


    "It''s really fierce."


    "Stealing chicken can''t eat rice, ha ha..."


    "Tiezhu was cheated ~"


    "If there is a real battle, both of them will be shot by iron pillar. The blue army dare not shoot."


    "Wu Litao is miserable!"


    During the interview afterwards, brother Wu Litao was angry: "they made a sneak attack and didn''t talk about martial virtue! They threw me down, put cloth strips in my mouth and tied me up... I''m so angry! If you fight openly, I don''t necessarily lose."


    Li Tiezhu is different: "I saw the one in the grass early. I didn''t see anyone at first, but I found that the grass was moving and there was no wind. How could the grass move? Later, I pretended to play there and observed it secretly. Finally, I found him. Then I deliberately exposed it in front of him and led him to do it. As a result, I didn''t expect it to be two people. However, it''s not a big problem for them. They can''t beat me. I think I can beat three ¡­¡­¡±


    Ren Quan, the captain of the blues team: "I just thought I was a star, and I didn''t really talk to them. Who knows Li Tiezhu was so fierce. If we took him seriously at the beginning, he would never have caught one. I''m careless! Thinking that all the TV dramas are played, I didn''t know he was so powerful in catching and fighting..."


    Colonel: "to tell you the truth, I''m surprised. I thought Li Tiezhu would be caught too. I didn''t expect that he was so fierce that he could catch my soldiers. I think two soldiers have given him face."


    In the program, the red side began to gather.


    "The whole company should have 31 people, but actually 30 people..."


    Everyone was silent, especially several artists who didn''t know the blue army''s sneak attack.


    Company commander: "bring the prisoners."


    So three blue army soldiers escorted Wu Litao. Wu Litao was embarrassed because the resistance was too fierce.


    Liu Yuan, Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi were stunned. It''s NIMA. Fortunately, I wasn''t caught. It''s terrible!


    The colonel said, "according to our rules, what should we do in this situation?"


    The company commander''s face was blue: "carry five kilograms of sandbag vest all day, over!"


    All the artists were immediately frightened. Ten pounds, all day? Not everyone, right?


    The colonel said, "hand over your prisoners, too!"


    After the company commander ordered, the two soldiers brought up the blue army soldiers captured by Li Tiezhu.


    Liu Yuan''s eyes are almost falling out. We caught another one? Who?


    The two sides exchanged prisoners.


    Colonel: "don''t worry, their Blue Army prisoners are also five kilograms a day! Li Tiezhu is good, keep it up."


    With that, the Colonel left.


    Only then did we know whether the prisoner was caught by Li Tiezhu or by two blue troops. We couldn''t help but smack one after another.


    Liu Yuan: "brother Zhu is too fierce?"


    Yuan Heng said: "at that time, Li Tiezhu came to me carrying the struggling soldier. I was scared to death."


    After being trained by the chief for a long time, Wu Litao was put back in the queue. Pitifully, "master, I didn''t humiliate you. I resisted."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''ve lost your whole person. Haven''t you lost your face yet?"


    Wu Litao: "


    Then the company commander put on a five kilogram counterweight vest for him, but the prisoners wore it. It was OK.


    After training with the army for a while, everyone drove their tanks back to the camp. At this time, there was no freshness before, only full of fatigue. Li Tiezhu was better. He had good physical strength and was in better condition than many soldiers.


    After returning to the dormitory, everyone was lazy and made the platoon leader angry.


    "Did I let you dissolve?"


    The platoon leader roared.


    All the soldiers assembled in a row.


    Platoon leader: "dissolve."


    Yuan Heng found that he didn''t even have the strength to take off the package and cried bitterly.


    Guo Xiaoxi is not much better.


    Wu Litao, who had been caught once, was embarrassed to talk because he was too embarrassed. He bowed his head and took off his bag silently.


    "Set!"


    The platoon leader roared again.


    "Are you tired? Our platoon has been criticized today! I feel ashamed!"


    It can be seen that the platoon leader should also be the elite of the elite. I think I haven''t encountered such a humiliating thing for a long time. I''m so angry that I gnash my teeth.


    Wu Litao even lowered his head.


    Li Tiezhu also looks at his nose, nose and heart. Wu Litao can''t be blamed for this, but it''s normal for the army to threaten him, but he was unfortunately caught. Fortunately, I caught one. If I was caught, the platoon leader''s anger value would not be as simple as doubling, right?


    The platoon leader said, "you can''t bear this hardship? You are tank soldiers now. You should learn to bear hardships and stand hard work. No matter what you used to do! No matter how famous you are! But now that you are in our class, you should remember that discipline is a circle and freedom is inside!"


    Everyone was silent.


    Platoon leader: "if someone is here to deal with me and wants to leave for a few days, get out of here now!"


    Artists look calm, but who knows what to think?


    Maybe some people think it''s a bone in the egg, others will think it''s an excuse.


    But Li Tiezhu thought it was good, because he also felt ashamed. His apprentice was caught and there was no light on his face as a master.


    After dissolution, the platoon leader and two veterans found Li Tiezhu.


    "Li Tiezhu!"


    "Here!"


    "You''re fine! Take them more! You''re a veteran!"


    "Ah... OK."


    Li Tiezhu wondered, why am I a veteran?


    Another veteran said, "you are worthy of being the king of war! Great! When will you compete?"


    "Er, ok..."


    Li Tiezhu understood that another one was cheated by the soldier assault. Li Tiezhu revealed his secret in the recruit company, but he didn''t reveal it here. He even wiped his ass with gauze.


    In the army, worship the strong.


    However, the platoon leader comforted the captive Wu Litao and asked him to tell the story of his capture, but he was killed.


    Wu Litao blushed as he spoke:


    "I was hit with nosebleed at that time, which may have been hit on the ground. If I put it on the set for filming, the ambulance should come. If I don''t come again... I will recover..."


    Barrage:


    "I don''t think Wu Litao did anything wrong."


    "He''s just too vigilant."


    "Not everyone is Li Tiezhu..."


    "I feel that the platoon leader has gone a little too far. They deliberately didn''t make it clear. They were caught and scolded."


    "Aren''t all the troops like this?"


    "Being captured is being captured. What''s the excuse? Just come back next time."


    "I feel that anyone will be caught except the serious brother."


    "The monitor is a little powerful!"


    "The fourth sergeant is the monitor?"


    "This is the platoon leader. He''s always called the platoon leader!"


    "Fewer tank units."


    "The platoon leader didn''t say anything about Wu Litao and encouraged him."


    "This is to record the program. If you are captured in a real exercise, the punishment will be 100 times more severe."


    Next, we brush our shoes again and listen to the platoon leader explain the division of labor of tank soldiers, including the commander, gunner and driver. After finishing the position and responsibility of each position in the tank, the platoon leader asked everyone to "fill in volunteers" to see what position everyone wanted to do.


    Without saying a word, Li Tiezhu directly filled in the tank driver.


    What is there to consider?


    Didn''t you come here to drive a tank? gunner? It''s not that I haven''t fired a gun.


    Then there is the link of guessing each other''s volunteers.


    Zhang Yifeng guessed Li Tiezhu: "if you are a manager, you trump is a problem. If you are nervous, you risk your dialect."


    Wu Litao said, "the elimination method! If you communicate, my master can''t think."


    "Hahaha..."


    Everyone laughed, and the platoon leader was out of breath.


    Li Tiezhu: "villain! Are you insulting me?"


    Wu Litao: "what I said is true, and then you shoot, and you bring your own voice, Du ~ I guess you won''t choose a gunner. You must choose a driver! Just like driving an excavator, don''t you like driving an excavator best?"


    Everyone laughed.


    Li Tiezhu said in surprise, "you know me very well! I choose the driver!"


    Wu Litao said, "guess what I chose."


    Li Tiezhu: "first, eliminate communication. You have no brain."


    Wu Litao: "you... Belong to retaliation. Everyone knows I''m smart."


    Li Tiezhu: "smart prisoner?"


    Wu Litao: "


    Li Tiezhu also said, "you can''t drive a tank. You''re too weak to pull the stopper. I think you should be a gunner!"


    Wu Litao showed his answer. Unexpectedly, he was also the chosen tank driver.


    Guo Xiaoxi immediately said, "if you drive a tank, I will apply. I will never drive a car with you!"


    Wu Litao: "well... When I was the conductor in charge of communication, you didn''t dare to be in the same car with me!"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "I suggest you take a car with your master."


    Although Li Tiezhu disliked it, he was his apprentice after all. He said, "follow me and I''ll take care of you."


    Zhang Yifeng, who lives between them, was happy: "you two have a tank. Who dares the third person? Do you want your life?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Liu Yuan''s chosen gunner? He can take a ride with us."


    Liu Yuan: "I don''t! I choose a gunner because I like heavy fire. I want to fire, not get shot!"


    "Hahaha..."


    The crowd laughed.


    Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao are facing each other. It''s embarrassing. I blame my disciple (Master).


    (a seven thousand word seal is presented!)

 Chapter 749

    Before it was dark, everyone was pulled out again.


    To participate in the military''s specialty of entertaining recruits, that is, the physical fitness test, the patterns of each army are different.


    For example, this tank unit requires each recruit to crawl through obstacles with 30 kg ammunition boxes. Only less than 40 cm high space, the head is a rough barbed wire, the face will definitely break the face.


    The first is the demonstration of two veterans. One takes 21 seconds and the other 31 seconds. There is a big gap. In fact, this should be the strongest and weakest benchmark of this army!


    Pity the thirty-one second soldier, who was pulled out by the company commander to perform... Xia Si!


    Yuan Heng looked pale and thought it was too exaggerated. Even if it took 31 seconds, it was fast enough! After all, the obstacle passage is more than 20 meters long!


    Although Wu Litao is also a prick, he lost his whole person today and is now in the stage of trying to find face. Therefore, he just feels eager to try.


    Company commander: "the obstacle passage is 20 meters long, and the qualified standard time is..."


    The crowd immediately held their breath.


    Company commander: "within one minute!"


    Yuan Heng breathed a sigh of relief and thought, one minute is OK! After all, it''s only 20 meters!


    Li Tiezhu is also gearing up. First, I''m sure!


    The company commander added: "the last two in today''s assessment will not be eligible to participate in the next professional training!"


    The artists suddenly became nervous. It is conceivable that the last two must be among them. After all, any veteran here is stronger than them, except the animal Li Tiezhu.


    The test will begin immediately.


    As soon as Wu Litao carried the ammunition box, he said, "it''s too heavy, isn''t it? Is it thirty kilograms?"


    Liu Yuan whispered, "it''s thirty kilograms, big brother!"


    Barrage:


    "Twenty one seconds, that man is too fierce!"


    "Wu Litao, it''s time for you to prove yourself! Ollie, give it to me!"


    "Wu Litao: can you prove that you really can''t?"


    "Look forward to Li Tiezhu''s achievements."


    "Serious brother should be able to enter 40 seconds!"


    "About thirty seconds. One minute is the qualified line for discharging water. Strictly speaking, it should be forty seconds."


    "I can''t even lift thirty kilograms!"


    "This barbed wire is so low..."


    "Fortunately, Du Haibo was kicked out. Otherwise, he lay thicker than the barbed wire."


    "You can''t put it in, can you?"


    "Sleeping trough! There''s a picture..."


    Drop ¡«


    A whistle sounded and the test began.


    I saw six artist recruits drilling into the barbed wire barrier at the same time. As soon as they started, Li Tiezhu took the lead.


    What is this?


    When I was a child, when the old man went to help others beat stones, Li Tiezhu dragged over the cornerstone of the ground. It was a small thing with more than 100 kilograms!


    Liu Yuan is also unwilling to show weakness. He closely follows Li Tiezhu. He looks thin, but he is very flexible, coordinated and explosive. After all, he is young.


    The last two are Grandpa Zhang Yifeng and... The weak Wu Litao. Although he is determined to be ashamed, he really has no strength. The ammunition box takes root in his hand as on the ground.


    Although Zhang Yifeng''s legs and feet are not very flexible, his core strength is still good because of his perennial fitness and playing basketball. Although he is slow, he is still moving forward.


    At this time, the action frequency of Li Tiezhu is so fast that the shooting picture is a little residual, a bit like swimming on the grass.


    Because the speed is fast enough and the force is strong enough, the ammunition box is carried forward and inertial forward, which is much easier than when starting.


    In the microphone, Li Tiezhu''s breathing sound was like a bellows.


    "Report!"


    Across the finish line, Li Tiezhu bounced up, pulled his hand, and the ammunition box came up on the ground with a drift brake.


    Li Tiezhu''s achievements come out:


    23 seconds!


    The veterans also looked at Li Tiezhu one after another. This achievement was also among the best among them, and this was the result of Li Tiezhu''s lack of long-term training. If he practiced more for a period of time, he would probably be the first.


    Barrage:


    "Serious brother is really not a man!"


    "I feel he can surpass the big brother who has 21 seconds with a little training."


    "Not necessarily."


    "Brother Zhu is really fierce. He has a fight with fan Xiaohuang when he was young."


    "Or you can catch one against two?"


    "Li Tiezhu, I want to give you a monkey!"


    "Songzhuer: line up."


    Second place Liu Yuan: 34 seconds.


    Third place Guo Xiaoxi: 43 seconds.


    Fourth place Zhang Yifeng: 59 seconds.


    Fifth place Yuan Heng: 62 seconds.


    The sixth Wu Litao... Is still climbing.


    It seems that he is not used to crawling in this narrow space. In addition, his strength is too small and his willpower is not strong enough. Now he looks very embarrassed and even has raised the idea of giving up.


    Li Tiezhu is angry. You say you can''t compare with others. Can''t even Grandpa Zhang?


    Well, you can''t compete.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know much about this apprentice before, but through this period of contact, he learned that in general, the three views are very positive, but they are very contradictory.


    He is very rampant, but he is very counselled. He dares to say, but he is very timid. He is even afraid of ghosts.


    "Wu Litao, hurry up! Don''t rest!"


    Li Tiezhu roared loudly and tried his best to do shameful things. It took me eight lifetimes to meet an apprentice like you.


    After hearing master''s voice, Wu Litao tried his best. He looked ferocious like a wolf. In fact, he still pestled in situ.


    Other artists are encouraged:


    "Come on!"


    "Persistence is victory!"


    "Don''t give up! Don''t give up!"


    "You can!"


    As if feeling the power, Wu Litao began to climb up.


    When the program was broadcast here, I didn''t know what was wrong in the later stage of the program group. It was a upgraded picture, which was the slow motion image that Wu Litao painstakingly insisted on, with music.


    "Run forward, facing the cold eye and ridicule, the vastness of life..."


    That''s right. It''s Li Tiezhu''s song "chasing a dream and a child''s heart" written for a hero.


    Later, when Li Tiezhu watched the program, he was speechless and said directly, "this song... Wu Litao doesn''t deserve it! Also, with the program team''s habitual sensational dog routine, even if Du Haibo didn''t quit and climbed for three minutes, they would use this music to sensationalize. In other words, did they buy the copyright of this song? No, I have to let them pay another share..."


    The barrage is also divided into two factions:


    "Suddenly moved..."


    "This is the spirit of the army."


    "Hearing this melody reminds me of the lovely rabbit."


    "It would be better if Li Tiezhu sang live."


    "Li Tiezhu: Wu Litao doesn''t deserve him."


    "I don''t think he deserves it either."


    "I admire Wu Litao for scolding the commander of Sichuan University, but he really collapsed in training."


    "If Du Haibo were still there, he would be the last..."


    "Sleeping trough! It''s disgusting to think about it."


    "To use it on him is to insult this song!"


    "Look, Li Tiezhu''s face is black."


    Finally, after 97 seconds, Wu Litao almost reached the finish line and finished last.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head.


    After the interview, Yuan Heng said, "I didn''t expect to drag such a heavy ammunition box and climb the barbed wire fence. Maybe I can''t work hard because of my foot injury... This project is quite difficult for me."


    Li Tiezhu was nearby: "it may be a bad waist."


    Yuan Heng: "


    Li Tiezhu: "waist is the core strength!"


    Wu Litao said, "I have strength, I can do it! The ammunition box is not good. Mine is new. Theirs is old. The old is worn and the new resistance is large. In junior high school physics... I don''t understand. Why can''t I put some wheels in the ammunition box?"


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you just match you with a donkey?"


    Wu Litao: "can the donkey crawl forward?"


    Li Tiezhu: "just like you, I won''t. If I''m ashamed, I have to show my eyes? If I were you, I''d be embarrassed to talk."


    Wu Litao: "I won''t say any more."


    Li Tiezhu: "let Yang Feiyue come and casually enter the one minute pass line."


    Wu Litao has no face at all.


    Barrage:


    "Yuan henghao likes to make excuses."


    "He is very clever, but he is not serious or hard."


    "It''s better for Wu Litao to make it up without an excuse."


    "The iron pillar is open, ha ha..."


    "The emperor''s skill is still profound. Even his disciples will not let go."


    "Serious brother six relatives do not recognize!"


    "Seriously, if sister Feiyue comes, it''s better than Wu Litao!"


    "I''m kidding. That''s the first cook in the entertainment circle at all times and in all countries..."


    "I didn''t know why Yang Feiyue was angry before. Now think about it. It''s unreasonable not to be angry!"


    "Yang Feiyue and Li Tiezhu are all the same. God feeds them."


    "Didn''t anyone find out? Wu Li Tao is still wearing a 5kg sandbag vest!"


    "Others are thirty kilograms, he is forty kilograms."


    "Thirty five kilograms!"


    "You can''t climb in 90 seconds."


    "Really not, but he didn''t mention the vest when he made excuses behind. His character was OK."


    "I think he forgot his vest..."


    "Infected by Li Tiezhu?"


    "No! It''s not infection, it''s apprenticeship."


    "Hahaha..."


    In the program, the soldiers in charge of timing reported their achievements and ranking. Yuan Heng and Wu Litao bowed their heads and were humiliated again.


    But the company commander came to Li Tiezhu first. Seeing his kung fu for a while, he was not red and out of breath. He was more happy and said, "Tiezhu, is your physical fitness OK?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a small distance to run ten times."


    Company commander: "have you practiced before? You are very skilled."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "I practiced several times when shooting soldier assault, and the rest are boy skills."


    Company commander: "what boy skill?"


    Li Tiezhu: "when I was a child, I climbed the grass and caught birds with a net bag. I can catch a lot of birds every winter. I plucked my hair and smoked it to serve wine to my old man."


    The company commander laughed. Li Tiezhu was his ideal soldier. He had suffered hardships, good health and read books, but he was not too smart. It''s just that this is already a big star. It''s a pity.


    Barrage:


    "Catch birds? Catch what birds?"


    "The bird that Zhao Silu caught?"


    "Zhao Silu: it''s really not me. I''m calm, steady and dignified. How can I catch birds? Why should I catch birds!"


    "This wave of barrage has something..."


    The company commander put aside his regret, became serious again and began to summarize:


    "The last two are Yuan Heng and Wu Litao. You two will not be eligible to participate in the next professional training."


    Then dinner, activities and bedtime.


    Yuan Heng was a little frustrated, but he didn''t think much. He would never be fired.


    Wu Litao was deeply ashamed. He had better face, but he lost two people on the first day of coming to the tank army. He was really angry.


    But what should I do?


    Go to bed, there''s everything in your dream. You can''t sleep without going to bed. You''ve had too much fun during the three-day holiday. You don''t talk about physical collapse, and your dark circles are heavier.


    "Hey!"


    Li Tiezhu stopped Wu Litao.


    Wu Litao thought he would be trained by his master again. Stand up.


    Li Tiezhu untied his five kilogram counterweight vest and said, "do you still wear it to sleep? It''s meaningless to wear it to sleep."


    Wu Litao''s head: "yes! I said why I can''t climb fast! Forget it, don''t make excuses, I must be ashamed before the snow tomorrow!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s almost the same as before!"


    Wu Litao opened his mouth and didn''t say anything. He''d better not set up a flag. It really hurts to hit his face


    Although he is often beaten in the face, he doesn''t like being beaten in the face.


    Moreover, Wu Litao felt that even if he had been beaten in the face before, he would just have been beaten by himself. If it was different in this program, it would affect master.


    Therefore, he decided to strive for self-improvement and become an elite tank soldier!


    No, just ordinary tank soldiers. Just pass!


    Very tired.


    He was really tired. After a while, Wu Litao lay in bed and snored. At this time, he didn''t even turn off the light.


    It was more than 40 minutes before the lights went out, and everyone was bored. While holding dumbbells for fitness, the two veterans shouted to compete with Li Tiezhu, which was stopped by the platoon leader.


    "Do you compete in the middle of the night? Don''t invite the picket. I thought we were fighting in the platoon. We''ll compete again during the day. Besides, we''re going to bed and have to take a bath after sweating."


    The veteran had to nod and said, "what are we doing? Today''s training intensity is so low that I can''t sleep without sweating."


    Yuan Heng showed the expression of Yue''s dog, and he was still Yue''s Tibetan mastiff: "it''s still low? The training intensity is still low?"


    Veteran: "not low?"


    Li Tiezhu is also playing dumbbells: "isn''t it low?"


    Platoon leader: "no five kilometer armed cross-country, no track change for tanks, no physical training, no full speed assault training... Play with you all day. Is this training intensive?"


    Yuan Heng was speechless: "...."


    Liu Yuan smiled, revealing a pair of small tiger teeth: "I think it''s OK. As long as I can drive the 125mm gun on the tank, I can do anything."


    Of course, after physical training, there was no feature film in the program. The program team reminded you that you can relax properly.


    After discussion, we felt that we could sing before turning off the lights. This was originally the activity time of the dormitory.


    At this time, the snoring of Wu Litao on the upper berth of Li Tiezhu sounded.


    Platoon leader: "Wu Litao is asleep. It''s not suitable for us to sing."


    Guo Xiaoxi said, "as soon as he went to bed, we began to sing. What''s this called?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s called grave jumping!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The audience burst into laughter. The artists were used to Li Tiezhu''s iron words. The platoon leader and the two veterans were refreshing and laughed.


    Stop laughing, the platoon leader is also eager to try, grave jumping or something, it sounds exciting.


    "Let''s sing quietly? Liao long, go next door and borrow a guitar."


    The platoon leader is still a child! What bad thoughts can he have?


    Veteran Liao long went to the next room and soon brought back a guitar and... Ten fans of the dormitory next door, Li Tiezhu''s fans. Too enthusiastic, they have taken group photos and asked for autographs since. As long as Li Tiezhu''s, the others have been directly ignored by them.


    This... There''s no way. Who makes Li Tiezhu the most popular in the army!


    He is still the one in the eyes of many soldiers - Xu Sanduo, the king of war!


    Many of them don''t even know Li Tiezhu''s original name. Although Li Tiezhu''s name is Xu Sanduo, it''s called a kind person.


    Yuan Heng was jealous and said, "Hey! Don''t you know me?"


    A soldier: "you don''t have recognition. What does uncle do? I don''t know."


    "Me too!"


    "Me too..."


    "Me too."


    It doesn''t matter if you don''t know yourself. Yuan Heng can bear it. After all, he''s not a big star, but is uncle too much? He is only in his thirties. These soldiers are... 20 years old


    Yuan Heng lost his desire to speak.


    Then, they began to sing. In their spare time, it was impossible to sing any unity. They were too excited to sleep, so the soldiers began to sing their favorite pop songs. Li Tiezhu accompanies. In the past three years, Li Tiezhu has been forced by Zhang Xiaomeng to listen to the songs of other singers. Some still can. If they can''t, they give their guitars to the soldiers.


    One of the soldiers from Xinzang sang a Tibetan song. It was very beautiful. His song was as broad as an eagle.


    Li Tiezhu praised it.


    When the three soldiers finished singing, it was the artist''s turn. Guo Xiaoxi came with an old song "goodbye 1997".


    Don''t you see me again?


    In 1997, many soldiers here, including Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan, were not born.


    Guo Xiaoxi sang well. After singing, he asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, have you heard this song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, that year... I should still be in my father''s body."


    Guo Xiaoxi was so angry.


    Zhang Yifeng, the oldest, suddenly burst into laughter and even jumped out of bed barefoot to clap hands with Li Tiezhu and see how cool Li Tiezhu was!


    Guo Xiaoxi refused: "when Uncle Zhang became famous, your father might still be in your grandfather."


    Zhang Yifeng ignored Guo Xiaoxi and glanced at Wu Litao, who was still snoring in the upper bunk: "this boy has slept hard enough. What have you done in the past three days?"


    Liu Yuan smiled but did not speak, and his smile was strange.


    Zhang Yifeng: "it''s just you. Liu Yuan will sing the next song."


    Liu Yuan: "


    However, Liu Yuanzhi ordered a song by Li Tiezhu - a Diao.


    Li Tiezhu raised his eyebrows... How brave!


    Most of those who dare to pick this song are female singers. In the past three years, this song has been covered countless times, but no male singer has dared to challenge. Is it because Liu Yuan has a good acting skills and a good voice?


    Other people also seem a little excited. The main reason is that the song is high. They all like to see Wu Litao wake up.


    "Adie, eh, Ao, lives in a place in Xinzang -"


    As soon as Liu Yuan opened his voice, it was like a cluster bomb, which immediately destroyed the others in the room.


    what the fuck!


    You''ll die, brother!


    Did you go too far in the army?


    This is a weapon of mass destruction!


    In a trance, Li Tiezhu saw Liu Xiaohua. Sure enough, they were all cruel people surnamed Liu.


    After all, Li Tiezhu reacted quickly. When he lost his guitar, he went up to cover Liu Yuan''s mouth and begged: "it''s not appropriate for you in the middle of the night..."


    Yuan Heng came over: "it''s easy to scare friendly forces."


    Zhang Yifeng: "good guy! I howl so loudly that I won''t be sleepy in an instant!"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "it''s really tomb jumping!"


    Platoon leader: "talent!"


    Veteran Liao long got up and looked at Wu Litao: "Hey! I didn''t lift the coffin, but there was no snoring. Liu Yuan''s song... Specializes in snoring!"


    Anyway, we didn''t dare to let Liu Yuan sing. Li Tiezhu didn''t let him go until he threatened him not to open his mouth.


    Liu Yuan: "am I... Out of tune?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not out of tune, it''s... Nuclear radiation!"


    Yuan hengzui was also poisonous: "Li Tiezhu gave a Diao''s soul, and Liu Yuan gave a hammer to a Diao."


    Platoon leader: "yes!"


    Liu Yuan silently took out his mobile phone, opened his Weibo, and quietly Mimi paid attention to a topic - what is the reason for singing out of tune?


    Next, everyone naturally surrounded Li Tiezhu.


    In fact, everyone wanted Li Tiezhu to sing from the beginning. After all, almost seven or eight out of ten in the army are Li Tiezhu''s fans, even if they are not fans, they are also fans of soldier assault.


    Last year, when the "soldier assault" was broadcast, many troops organized collective viewing, just like the original "those things about the rabbit that year".


    The soldiers laughed, cried and understood, and naturally remembered Li Tiezhu.


    In the eyes of these passionate young soldiers, Li Tiezhu is a light, a guide and a warmth.


    And they don''t know that Li Tiezhu is guilty. He knows he... Doesn''t deserve it.


    Li Tiezhu smiled modestly, held the guitar and asked, "what song?"


    "Diao!"


    "Pursue a dream, pure child heart."


    "I like to dream back to the Tang Dynasty..."


    "In the middle of the night, sing some slow songs like Dongfeng break."


    "Why don''t you sing youth?"


    Everyone has his own favorite song, which is difficult to tune.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "Liu Yuan just sang a Diao, although we killed him after only singing one sentence..."


    Everyone laughed, and Liu Yuan could only laugh bitterly.


    Li Tiezhu said: "a Diao turned 17 last week and is now in senior one. She watched our program and told me on wechat that she would drop out of school to become a soldier after she was admitted to university in two years. Because the army has subsidies, she doesn''t have to worry about tuition fees if she goes back to study for a few years."


    Everyone''s laughter disappeared. Many people know ah Diao''s story and the source of this song.


    All the copyright and single income of the song "a Diao" have been included in the a Diao Education Fund.


    Li Tiezhu said: "She wants to give the extra money of the a Diao fund to other children who can''t go to school. Now she has supported seventeen. Moreover, she said she would study hard and do public welfare in the future. Well... I said a word to her at that time, a word I don''t understand. I said: come on! Your goal is the sea of stars. I copied it online, ha ha... Anyway, I don''t have any culture."


    Everyone was moved, not because of Li Tiezhu''s kindness, but because of the ill fated a Diao''s strength.


    Li Tiezhu said, "when I came to the army, I gradually understood that our goal is the star sea! Therefore, I recently wrote a song for the heroes who paid blood for us, including the martyr general Jingyu of our army. The song is star sea. Today, I sing it for the first time. I hope you like it and the audience in front of the screen like it."


    After that, Li Tiezhu played the guitar.

 Chapter 750

    Originally, the program team didn''t intend to broadcast this paragraph, and even only took a cameraman to follow it for the gags of the program. Because there''s usually nothing to shoot at night.


    What should I do?


    Broadcast or not?


    There is only one fixed slot for broadcasting. The other cameramen have gone back to rest. It''s too late to call. The rest are fixed slots on the wall.


    If you don''t broadcast it... It''s a loss!


    Of course, you don''t have to decide immediately whether to broadcast or not. You''d better shoot first. Finally, after editing, the program team decided that the quality was very high and had great broadcasting value, so they added this paragraph to the main film.


    This section began with the soldiers singing. Of course, Liu Yuan''s wonderful singing also "amazed" the audience. Focus on Li Tiezhu, including what he said about ah Diao


    Barrage:


    "Wu Litao is really a God and man. Can he sleep?"


    "Grave jumping!"


    "God is still in his father''s body..."


    "Little tadpoles?"


    "I would like to call Li Tiezhu the iron gall train man! Dirty ~"


    "Lying trough!"


    "Liu Yuan, are you special..."


    "Biochemical weapons, Liu Yuan''s singing is definitely biochemical weapons!"


    "Our country promises never to use Liu Xiaohua first. We use Liu Yuan!"


    "So, Xiaohua and Liu Yuan are brothers and sisters?"


    "Ah Diao has grown up?"


    "That''s nice!"


    "Ah! There are new songs to listen to."


    "Li Tiezhu''s products must be fine!"


    "Our goal is..."


    "No cavities!"


    "Star sea!"


    "Just listen to this prelude and you know it''s another classic!"


    "What are you doing? Lick!"


    The prelude was not long and soon finished.


    Everyone listened carefully, or looked forward to it. Both artists and soldiers heard Li Tiezhu''s super original ability early, but it was the first time to listen to him sing the original song on the spot, or even the first time to listen to him sing on the spot.


    Li Tiezhu began to sing softly. K was very high, but his voice was not loud. After all, there was another one asleep.


    I want to become a star


    The buzzer guarding the bottom of the sea


    This is my dream


    A miracle


    Light up your heart


    Your love


    How far is it


    In fact, there are two English sentences in the lyrics. Li Tiezhu changed them because he thought they were... Unnecessary. Even if you don''t change it well, you can recognize it.


    The artists nodded one after another. Even if they were not in the music circle, they knew many singers and even sang theme songs. They are no strangers to music. Li Tiezhu''s song, how to say, the previous paragraph... Regular.


    However, the soldiers who have lived in the barracks for a long time are a little excited, because their troops are different and their feelings are naturally different. Almost every week, they organize learning courses. Naturally, the object of learning is the general whose belly is full of bark after the war.


    Therefore, as soon as they heard this song, they seemed to hear general Jingyu''s monologue.


    Isn''t he just like a star? His dream and his own battle miracle always illuminate the hearts of all officers and soldiers of this army.


    Let them move forward without fear.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu''s song was not written for the general alone, so their understanding was somewhat far fetched, but it was not wrong.


    The program group added fuel to the fire. When Li Tiezhu sang this song directly, the later personnel matched some black-and-white photos and information pictures of general Jingyu, and the atmosphere was immediately set off.


    This comes from the interview with the soldiers after the program group. They think this song is written about their general.


    The melody at the beginning is a little dull, but countless viewers are red in the eyes because of the contrast of the program group and their own understanding. The bullet screen is very positive:


    "The hairs stand up ~"


    "General Jingyu is the eternal God!"


    "If only there were no traitors around him..."


    "Although the melody is flat, the lyrics are good."


    "Don''t worry, this is the beginning."


    "Wait to hear the climax!"


    "Always support Li Tiezhu!"


    "My nose is a little sour..."


    Li Tiezhu is insipid and doesn''t have much emotional fluctuation:


    Don''t stop across the crowd


    While there is still hope


    Will our love


    Will be blown to the sea by the wind


    Never come back


    Whenever you come to me


    Tell me the sea of stars


    This is the climax of the first half. The artists nodded with satisfaction and even began to applaud. Right! This section is the level that Li Tiezhu should have, with beautiful melody and passionate emotion.


    But why do you always feel bad?


    The soldiers also feel that when you want me to come and bring your ideal master to us, then... And then? Stars, the sea, and then?


    cease abruptly.


    Barrage:


    "Sounds good!"


    "Worthy of my brother Zhu."


    "General Jingyu is the sea of stars!"


    "Grandpa yuan is also our star sea!"


    "They all form the sea ~"


    "Tearful eyes..."


    "It''s like hearing the feeling of misplaced time and space..."


    "Always believe that our journey is the sea of stars."


    "Love, love!"


    "I want a single loop for this song!"


    "Serious brother, hurry up and make an album!"


    "Wow, I just laughed and cried when I listened to the song?"


    "Come on, dreamer!"


    After the interlude, Li Tiezhu continued to sing in a low voice, but his mood was obviously fuller than the first half.


    ¡­¡­


    Will our love


    Will be blown to the sea by the wind


    Never come back


    Whenever you come to me


    Tell me the sea of stars


    Will our love


    Like stars guarding the sea


    Never left


    At this time, Wu Litao in the upper bunk was finally awakened. He didn''t sleep long. He had a headache and wanted to swear, but when he saw his master singing, he swallowed the dirty words at the mouth.


    He listened vaguely, but it was still very good. Isn''t this song written by me?


    In order to pursue dreams, never-ending beautiful youth!


    If this song is sung for me, maybe... Forget it, it''s too high for me to sing.


    The soldiers heard the blood surging, but they always couldn''t vent in their hearts because of the lyrics. What doesn''t come back, will it or not, is not refreshing.


    Make complaints about bullet screen comments.


    "Not hot enough!"


    "This song is a little pessimistic?"


    "What do you mean to look forward to now?"


    "This word doesn''t want the style of serious brother!"


    "I like it very much. I don''t just beat chicken blood."


    "Very delicate!"


    "Whenever you come to me, tell me the stars and the sea. Will it burn well?"


    "It''s the sound of a dream..."


    "Whose dream is not confused?"


    Finally, Li Tiezhu''s guitar voice faded, similar to a cantata:


    I''m coming to you (from guitar)


    You are the sea of stars


    Woo ~


    Finally


    Finally!


    Repressed the emotion of a whole song and vented it. Both singers and listeners have a feeling of numbness on their scalp. Unlike the explosion of volcanic eruption, it is more like the grandeur of the river running forward and finally entering the sea.


    Several soldiers have begun to shed tears, even if they are iron men on the training ground, but they are not at this moment. If it weren''t for faith and dream, who could stick to the remote wilderness thousands of miles away from home for so many years?


    Why?


    What''s the picture?


    Follow the general''s footsteps, support the vast stars with iron blood and life like him, and guard the quiet sea behind him! Let it sing and dance, live and work in peace and contentment, and even quarrel for three years about whether Li Tiezhu is a fool.


    They understand, but there are grievances, right?


    At this moment, Li Tiezhu sang their dreams and persistence, and the iron man who was carrying the weight could not help but red his eyes because... Was understood and recognized.


    The rough man Liao long held dumbbells while listening to the song. Later, he slowly put down the dumbbells. His eyes were red and he didn''t cry.


    After taking a few deep breaths, he said, "I suddenly don''t feel homesick."


    The platoon leader looked at his soldiers in surprise. This guy has been careless and homesick? Will he miss home? Never heard him talk about it!


    He found that Liao Long''s cheek muscles were prominent and his body was shaking. Knowing that he was in a wrong state, he reached out and hugged his head.


    With his head buried on the shoulder of the platoon leader, Liao long still cried.


    After Zhang Yifeng took a long breath, he got up and patted Liao long, who didn''t want to raise his head to let everyone see his appearance, and said, "it''s not easy, child!"


    Then came Guo Xiaoxi, who also came to shoot Liao long.


    Yuan Heng shook his head slightly and said, "to tell you the truth, if you let me stay here for a few years... You are so great!"


    Liu Yuan said, "I want to pay tribute to you!"


    Barrage:


    "Broken defense, broken defense..."


    "Li Tiezhu is a real dog. He sings and cries to me again!"


    "Tearful eyes!"


    "Well written."


    "The song is also great."


    "These last two sentences are absolutely amazing!"


    "I come to you, you are the sea of stars!"


    "Numb, listen to me."


    "I''ve listened back ten times..."


    "The soldiers cried, too!"


    "Indeed, they are too bitter."


    "What years are quiet? Just someone carries the weight for you!"


    "Their troops are top elite. They are not volunteers for two or three years. The soldiers are twenty-four or five years old."


    "Sleeping trough... My brother Longge is homesick?"


    "Still crying?"


    "Brother long, come on! You''re great!"


    "Wu Litao was crying, this unlucky child."


    Li Tiezhu''s song hasn''t finished yet. There are two more sentences, but now this situation can''t go on. I want to say two sentences to encourage these great soldiers.


    "Suck away ~"


    A drop of snot fell on Li Tiezhu''s hand.


    "ASI!! villain!"


    Li Tiezhu stood up and wiped Wu Litao with disgust.


    Wu Litao was wiping his tears. He was the one who cried the most easily: "sorry, I can''t help it, I can''t help it..."


    The soldiers and artists laughed at the same time, and the short depression just now was swept away.


    Liao long also took the opportunity to secretly wipe away his tears and laughed.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Liao long: "brother long, you should be the same talent as me. Yes, you will also be homesick? Your thinking ability is so developed?"


    Liao long ignored Li Tiezhu''s ridicule and didn''t answer at the beginning. Then he turned his head back and grinned: "my third aunt introduced me a daughter-in-law ~ it''s very cute..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re not homesick, you''re greedy!"


    The crowd even laughed back and forth.


    Liao long scratched his head: "won''t this broadcast? My object hasn''t promised me. Don''t be seen by her..."


    Li Tiezhu played the guitar and finished the last two lyrics in time:


    Hot stars in my eyes


    Follow me in the long night


    After singing, everyone applauded again. These last two sentences made the finishing touch and set the tone for the whole song.


    Li Tiezhu put down his guitar and said, "I can tell you clearly that if I don''t sing the last two sentences, your sentence can be cut off. But now, for the sake of the continuity of the program, it can''t be cut off."


    Liao long was worried immediately: "what should I do? I boasted to her that I was on the program with Xu Sanduo and asked her to wait..."


    The crowd gloated and followed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I have a way. You can confess directly! Sing to the camera: I''m coming to you, you''re the sea of stars!"


    It suddenly dawned on everyone. Wow, can this word still be used like this?


    Don''t say, it seems appropriate to use it in love.


    Liao long was embarrassed. Everyone just urged and coerced.


    Finally, he sang: "I''m coming to you, you''re the sea of stars! Lily, wait for me for another two years!"


    Then... The atmosphere was even higher. Of course, the program group behind this didn''t dare to broadcast it.


    Because everyone stopped singing and forced Liao long to take his mobile phone to have a video chat with lily. Everyone wanted to help him confess. Liao long certainly didn''t do it. The good doer Wu Litao immediately jumped out of bed, commanded his master Li Tiezhu to subdue Liao long, grabbed his mobile phone, broke his face, unlocked it, and then opened wechat to find lily.


    Don''t look for it. The first one is, eh! Liao long, this silly fork, why do you say such disgusting words?


    Video video


    "Hello? Lily."


    "Brother long?"


    "Oh, it''s not brother long. I''m your brother Tao. This is your brother Zhu. Here are your uncle Guo and Grandpa Zhang... What? Your brother long was captured by Li Tiezhu. Look, is brother long handsome when he was held down? Let me tell you..."


    Wu Litao is cheap and obscene enough to torture brother long. Lily is distressed.


    Fortunately, the bitch finally did something and forced lily to agree to be with brother long.


    Liao long is only giggling.


    After hanging up the video call, everyone joked about Liao long and talked about his military career. It''s getting late. Go back to each house.


    Turn off the lights and go to sleep.


    But Wu Litao couldn''t sleep. Lying on the side of the bed, he said to Li Tiezhu in the lower bunk, "master, what do you think is good for girls? Isn''t it boring to fall in love? How can so many people fail to figure out how to fall in love?"


    Li Tiezhu replied earnestly, "hum, snore..."


    Wu Litao: "stupid master."


    Bang!


    A pair of shoes flew up from below and hit Wu Litao''s forehead, which made him scream with pain.


    "Ah... West bar! I''m sorry, master, I''m wrong."


    Li Tiezhu put away his shoes and continued to sleep. Zhu Er is right. Now that my IQ has increased, don''t talk to fools. It''s easy to be infected.


    ¡­¡­


    This song, coupled with some heroic images carefully interspersed by the program team, makes this paragraph very emotional. In the eyes of domestic audiences, it is boiling blood and moving tears, while in the eyes of foreign audiences, it is strange.


    Many young netizens abroad are also watching this program through oil tanks, but their starting points are very different.


    The biggest group is because of epera Lee.


    There are some people who watch this program just because it is the only program that truly records PLA life and training so far. After all, PLA is not only as powerful as myth, but also as mysterious as legend.


    Therefore, in the comment area of the oil tank, various messages can let people see... The IQ gap between people is larger than that between people and dogs.


    "China''s tank forces don''t look very strong."


    "Hey! That''s because they don''t have to be too strong. There''s no room for them to fight Tank Wars in the East. Who can enter the hinterland of China?"


    "Only the wide European Plain is the best battlefield for the torrent of steel!"


    "Their soldiers are so thin!"


    "That''s how Oriental people are."


    "I feel like I can hit the three of them."


    "Don''t forget Bruce Lee and epera Lee! All Chinese people can be empty men!"


    "PLA is the king of light infantry! MacArthur lost the war because of his arrogance."


    "Indeed, their infantry is the strongest in the world, none of them."


    "But I always feel that their tactics and training are behind..."


    "You know, we all use drones and electronic warfare."


    "Please! UAVs have been monopolized by China for more than ten years! Do you think they won''t?"


    "In addition to UAVs, they also have flying swords!" when the ''empty man'' practices to a certain extent, he can fly against the sword and even become a god! "


    "I also wonder why they don''t unify the world when they clearly have so many gods beyond magic?"


    "Watt? What are you talking about?"


    "Brother! You should know more about China. There is an app called Qidian, which has a lot of records about Oriental fairies and metaphysics."


    "The real strong can even blow up the planet with their fists!"


    "Then why don''t they inform the world?"


    "Maybe it''s because they... Love peace!"


    Odin and Camilla still call the core members to watch this issue of the real man, and try to understand what aenpera wants to convey to them - the teaching!


    Tonight''s "Eucharist" is barbecue.


    Odin''s beard has been half burned and barbecued, but he still insists on making the "Eucharist" himself, carefully fanning the fire with a PU fan, and then putting the meat kebab on it.


    Before watching the program, they looked through the comment area below.


    The sleepy dragon Odin disdained and said, "these Westerners are hopelessly stupid! The world is going to die, and they still show their poor IQ there."


    Phoenix baby Camilla said, "just as Ian Pera hinted... If you want to destroy it, you must first make it crazy. Isn''t that right now?"


    Odin: "yes! The wisdom of our east is the light of mankind. I''ve been studying the belief of the East recently."


    "Do Oriental people have faith? They are atheists."


    "Faith does not necessarily mean believing in God, nor do we. Although we believe in aenpera, we believe in his unique Chinese wisdom! In the East, we believe in Buddhism, Taoism and Confucianism. Taoism solves the problems between man and nature, Confucianism solves the problems between man and man, and solves the problems between man and heart. Even if they have no faith, these three great wisdom have already gone deep into their bone marrow. For example... Great Aenpera! "


    "It''s like pouring pure butter on your head! It''s very enlightening! Then, the Enlightenment of aenpera is to solve the problem of people and Zombies?"


    "Not bad! You see, the torrent of steel in this flower, do you... Understand?"


    Camilla narrowed her eyes and looked at dozens of tanks running across the wasteland on the screen. The smoke was billowing and her mind was agitated, but she didn''t realize anything. She was quite ashamed.


    Black wa''er and stuffy dun''er, who are on vacation, also participated in the observation.


    Black child said, "I think what aenpera wants to teach us is... We also want to build a tank corps."


    Odin said with great joy, "yes! You are very good! It seems that following aenpera has guided you by the light."


    The sleepy dragon breathed a sigh of relief. I didn''t realize it. As a result, he realized it? not bad pretty good! It was to get the armored corps! Yes... When the end comes, there must be thousands of zombies crossing the border like locusts. It''s just ordinary armed. How can it be enough?


    With tanks, it''s different. Just push them directly. They can''t hurt us, but we have guns, machine guns and... Mobility.


    Believe in light!


    Thank you for the inspiration of the great Ian Pera!


    Feng Baobao was also enlightened in an instant. Camilla suddenly realized it and wondered, "is there a tank in the weapons store?"


    Black child: "of course not."


    However, Odin is already winning. He learns from the signature action of the fate of a brother with the same surname as him in history. He fans himself with a fan for barbecue charcoal and points to the South:


    "We''re going there to build a torrent of iron and steel belonging to aenpera on the land of Monaco! Use all the funds and forces we can use and can''t use! Build a sacred sword of aenpera!"


    The crowd suddenly saw that, yes, the United States can''t. You can play anywhere in Monaco. As long as you don''t play nuclear bombs, you can do anything.


    Everyone shouted in unison: "believe in the light! We are coming towards the light. The steel torrent to be built in the far south is our - the sea of stars!"


    "Lying in the trough... The mutton kebab is burnt..."


    "Brother, your clothes are burning!"


    "Bring the fire extinguisher!"


    "Don''t move. It''s a miracle. It''s aenpera''s appreciation for our wisdom!"


    "It''s burning, big brother!"


    "It''s okay, it''s called... Believe in light!"


    "Believe in light!"


    "Big brother, how clever!"


    "I believe it, I believe it. Put out the fire. If you don''t put out the fire again, the police will be called in..."


    "Put out the fire!"


    ¡­¡­


    In the program, at 5 a.m. the next day.


    God was awakened.


    Without procrastination, Ayn Pella turned over and began to dress.


    Today, it''s their turn to help the kitchen. They want to send two soldiers to the cooking team to help.


    Veteran Liao long is one, and the other should be selected from artists. There is no doubt that it is Li Tiezhu.


    It''s not because he can cook. The main reason is that the comrades in arms of the cooking class have quietly sent two big watermelons to them. All the members of the cooking class are looking forward to "fighting" with Li Tiezhu.


    Before dawn, the earth seemed to be shrouded in a heavy veil.


    Liao long asked, "tie Zhu, do you like steamed bread or rice at home?"


    Li Tiezhu: "rice, I''m from the south."


    Liao long: "look at your physique, you don''t want to be a southerner. Can you knead steamed bread?"


    They seldom watch variety shows. Naturally, they don''t know that Li Tiezhu''s skills are not stressful. They just heard that he is good at cooking.


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "a little, a little."

 Chapter 751

    Why is it difficult to knead steamed bread? I can knead steamed stuffed buns, big and small, round and flat.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t resist helping the kitchen. He''s very interested. I just heard that today''s morning exercises will learn some new combat skills, so he is a little worried about gain and loss.


    Asked Liao long, "what did you learn in morning exercises today?"


    Liao long: "I fell in front of you and captured the enemy. Ren Quanjiao came to catch you yesterday. You don''t have to go, so I asked you to help the kitchen."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment. He was the one who ran away. It seemed that there was really no need to go. Military skills and actions. The other party may be more standard, but he can''t beat Li Tiezhu. If he goes, the instructor will be a little embarrassed.


    Li Tiezhu is good at making pasta, but he is certainly not as professional as the northerners. Therefore, when he comes to the cooking class, he also follows them.


    Fortunately, he had a high understanding of cooking and soon became like a model. Then he fried two large pots of vegetables.


    At dinner, Li Tiezhu heard that Liu Yuan bit his lower lip during training, so he kindly got him a small dish of red oil mixed with kimchi.


    Liu Yuan: "brother, do you have a grudge against me?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s called attacking poison with poison. It won''t hurt soon. If you don''t believe it, try it."


    Liu Yuan was half convinced and took a bite: "ah..."


    Drink milk quickly. It hurts too much.


    Others can''t laugh or cry. Li Tiezhu is so naive and deceptive that it''s impossible to prevent him, poor Liu Yuan.


    Wu Litao said, "don''t you have a brain? Don''t you paint pepper on the wound? Do you really eat it?"


    Liu Yuan: "how did I know brother Zhu would hurt me?"


    Li Tiezhu said seriously, "do you feel less pain? Because the wound stimulated by pepper will be particularly painful. Once you experience this, you will find that the wound is not so painful."


    Liu Yuan: "listening to your words is better than listening to your words!"


    This is so special. It makes sense! After drinking a few mouthfuls of milk, it really doesn''t hurt so much. Compared with just eating chili, it really... Doesn''t feel much.


    Holding a steamed stuffed bun, Zhang Yifeng said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, the stuffing of this steamed stuffed bun is a little salty."


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t adjust the stuffing. I just wrapped steamed stuffed buns."


    Yuan Heng: "that''s why you didn''t wash your hands before making steamed stuffed buns."


    Zhang Yifeng''s expression was immediately wrong.


    After breakfast, they started professional training, but Yuan Heng and Wu Litao, the last two in physical training yesterday, could not participate in the training and were taken to the training ground to do support work. In short, it is to take down the iron pole as the road sign of the tank, if it bends and falls, smash it straight, and then replace it.


    Barrage:


    "What a boring job."


    "It''s like making mistakes in prison and smashing stones, ha ha..."


    "I always thought that kind of benchmark could be straightened by myself."


    "Those with poor physical fitness are sent to do physical work."


    "If you work a few more times, your strength will come up."


    "Is it an assembly line?"


    Li Tiezhu and other four artists went to study tank communication, and the instructor was a little powerful. Senior Sergeant of the fourth rank, 35 years old and 16 years old, it is exaggerated that he has made first-class merit once and third-class merit five times.


    Several artists were also shocked, darling!


    First class!


    Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi, who came out of the army, can naturally understand this weight.


    Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan, two young people, are no longer Xiaobai after this period of training. Their eyes are shining when they look at the instructor.


    The instructor said, "welcome to learn tank communication. My teaching style is... Like asking questions."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly had a big head. For xuezha, it was a nightmare.


    "The instructor is so strong!"


    "First class merit in life?"


    "I''ve seen a lot."


    "The third class Gong is led standing, the second class Gong is led lying down, and the first class Gong is led by his family."


    "Therefore, the first-class merit alive is too powerful!"


    "What did the instructor experience?"


    "Probably participated in peacekeeping."


    "It could also be counter-terrorism."


    "This is not a collective first-class merit, outrageous!"


    "My God!"


    "Like to ask questions, but OK?"


    "I''m serious. I''m guilty, ha ha..."


    Even Liu Yuan and Guo Xiaoxi looked at Li Tiezhu. They saw Li Tiezhu sweating in the hot sun.


    Lesson one, digital pronunciation.


    It is the military reading of Arabic numerals. From one to zero, they are: one, two, three, four, five, six, eight hook holes.


    After the number pronunciation is changed, the mouth shape is open. The purpose of opening a big mouth is to roar out. The sound is loud enough to communicate on the battlefield without being drowned by gunfire.


    Instructor: "do you think it''s simple?"


    Zhang Yifeng: "not simple."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "it''s not easy."


    It turns out that I''m not alone.


    Instructor: "it''s not simple. It means you didn''t remember. Zhang Yifeng, please say it."


    Zhang Yifeng: "one, two, three, four, five, six, eight hook holes."


    Instructor: "don''t you remember that?"


    Zhang Yifeng: "that''s my modesty."


    Li Tiezhu''s smile immediately disappeared. Uncle Zhang doesn''t talk about martial ethics! Isn''t that a trick for me?


    The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "one hundred and thirty-four... One hundred and twenty-three is five land? Turn eight hooks... Hole?"


    The other three snickered.


    Zhang Yifeng said it was not simple, that was modesty, Li Tiezhu said it was not simple, that was really not simple.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly regretted that he would not return his IQ value, or add it back now? It''s too late. You can only add or subtract once a week... It''s over.


    Instructor: "you... Practice alone."


    Li Tiezhu could only read it twice, barely able to read it down.


    Instructor: "for example, the current time is 10:30. It should be read as one hole and three holes. Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "here!"


    Instructor: "how to read eleven ten?"


    Li Tiezhu was suddenly nervous and muttered, "eleven, eleven thirty..."


    Guo Xiaoxi, who was beside him, warned, "it''s ten past eleven."


    Li Tiezhu: "Yao Yao three holes."


    Everyone was surprised. How did you get the answer? He said 11:3, Guo Xiaoxi said 11:10, are you strange? At 11:30?


    The instructor was surprised for a moment, which... Was unexpected.


    "Guo Xiaoxi, read it again."


    "Yaoyaodong."


    "Li Tiezhu, are you wrong?"


    "Wrong!"


    "What should I do?"


    Of course, it''s push ups. When Li Tiezhu gets down, he is ten push ups. While doing push ups, he shouts: "Yao Yao three holes, ah? Oh, Yao Yao holes, Yao Yao Yao holes..."


    Guo Xiaoxi and Liu Yuan can''t laugh or cry. Can they be wrong? Just remind him.


    Then, the instructor said, "next, let''s have a digital test, Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "here!"


    Why me again?


    Instructor: "what''s your height?"


    Li Tiezhu was numb: "


    Yeah, what''s my height again? Think about... I measured it some time ago


    Instructor: "speak quickly."


    Li Tiezhu was even more flustered: "ah, this... Yaoba cave."


    "You are eighteen meters?"


    "Yao eight... Yao."


    "Is it Yao Ba Yao or Yao Ba Dong?"


    "Yao Ba Yao."


    The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu and didn''t know what to say for a moment.


    Li Tiezhu felt guilty, so... He got down and did push ups again.


    Then, the instructor looked at the information in his hand and said, "Li Tiezhu, you are 1.81 meters tall. That''s right. Why do you do push ups? Stand up."


    Li Tiezhu: "report! What if I''m wrong? I''ll do some first. Anyway, I''ll be wrong later."


    Well, it''s very reasonable.


    Liu Yuan: "poop..."


    Then, the instructor looked at Guo Xiaoxi: "what''s your wedding anniversary?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "Yaoyao cave eight Liang cave turn."


    Li Tiezhu secretly breathed a sigh of relief and finally bypassed me. Damn it! It''s like reading a book from heaven.


    Instructor: "Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "here!"


    It''s a little broken. The professional singer''s voice is broken. Nervous, why are you back?


    Instructor: "excuse me, when did Guo Xiaoxi get married?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... I didn''t remember the report."


    Very confused, just like life, full of confusion.


    So Li Tiezhu began to do push ups again.


    Zhang Yifeng couldn''t help laughing. He was so funny that he liked Li Tiezhu''s experience.


    Barrage:


    "Laugh to death..."


    "Ha ha ha!"


    "Having a pillar is happiness."


    "The pain of learning slag, I know you! But I still can''t help laughing!"


    "Serious brother''s sense of variety is really not acting."


    "He doesn''t have a sense of variety. He really reacts very slowly."


    "That silly smile on his face is too emotional."


    "Someone asked me why I like watching Li Tiezhu."


    "Of course, it''s to find self-confidence!"


    Then the instructor asked Liu Yuan, "when is your girlfriend''s birthday?"


    Li Tiezhu: "report, he doesn''t have a girlfriend, ha ha..."


    Liu Yuan: "


    Instructor: "tell me, Li Tiezhu."


    Liu Yuan: "poof ~"


    I like Li Tiezhu''s death.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly became silly: "ah? Which one is this...?"


    Guo Xiaoxi, Liu Yuan and Zhang Yifeng were surprised. Can you say that? They collectively looked at Li Tiezhu.


    The instructor didn''t understand and said, "how old are you? How many girlfriends?"


    Li Tiezhu: "one."


    "Which one do you ask?"


    "I didn''t remember which question I asked."


    "Girlfriend''s birthday."


    The instructor was speechless.


    Li Tiezhu gave a sound, and then fell into a daze. He got stuck: "this, this... Hole... Hole hook... Hook, hole five or three."


    Instructor: "


    Liu Yuan: "report! He said his girlfriend was born in AD 997."


    Zhang Yifeng: "old enough! Young people have a good appetite!"


    Guo Xiaoxi said, "no, no, no, tie Zhu said that in 997 BC, Nezha might have made trouble in the sea at that time."


    Li Tiezhu: "er... Yao Gou Gua, the hole is five or three."


    Instructor: "Liu Yuan, please translate."


    Liu Yuan: "he said that songzhuer was born on May 23, 1997."


    Instructor: "Li Tiezhu, is he right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, this..."


    It seems right and wrong. My brain is in a mess.


    Instructor: "is that right?"


    Liu Yuan: "report! No, his girlfriend''s birthday was on May 23, 1988. He said it was a year earlier."


    Instructor: "how do you know?"


    Liu Yuan: "we know each other, and it''s on the encyclopedia."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Yes."


    Instructor: "Li Tiezhu, you can''t even remember your girlfriend''s birthday. How can you explain it when you go back?"


    Li Tiezhu: "report! No... don''t explain. She can''t beat me."


    Instructor:


    (for the last two hours, ask for a monthly ticket!)

 Chapter 753

    (the previous chapter is Chapter 752, which is wrongly written and cannot be changed)


    On the way back to the dormitory, Wu Litao kept reading: "I don''t think Shiniang can like the tank model at all. You must be scolded if you send her this back. Moreover, you''re a day late and forget someone else''s birthday... Anyway, you haven''t sent it out yet. Go back and send it to me..."


    Liu Yuan said, "you like the tank model. Don''t you just buy one when you leave? Then we can use the money. The iron pillar can''t be refunded. I also want to see songzhuer''s reaction after receiving the tank."


    Wu Litao said, "is this about tanks? I''ve accepted my master for so long, but he didn''t give me a salute or anything. Other masters are so sensible. Moreover, he gave my younger martial sister so many things. She always shows off to me and is biased towards me."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! You said this, I really forgot. Why don''t you remind me?"


    It''s not all Li Tiezhu''s fault. It''s all Li Tiezhu''s fault. His master didn''t teach him these things, and he didn''t understand them.


    Besides, Wu Litao


    Li Tiezhu has restrained himself from beating him every day. How can he expect to give his apprentice a gift?


    When Li Tiezhu returned to the dormitory, he turned out the bracelet that Cheng Dalong had given him from his backpack and gave it to Wu Litao on the spot.


    Wu Litao bit: "which roadside stall bought this? Liangyuan store?"


    Zhang Yifeng took it and observed it: "good thing..."


    Wu Litao immediately snatched the bracelet back when he heard the speech: "I''ll study it!"


    Zhang Yifeng: "iron pillar, do you still know antiques?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what antique? It was worn by my master when I was a teacher the year before last, and then it was given to me."


    It turned out that Cheng Dalong wore it himself. That''s reasonable.


    Wu Litao, who was wiping the bracelet and wrapping it with a paper towel, stopped, quickly put the bracelet into his box, locked it, and said, "Shifu, you really don''t care about these. Just give me some gadgets. What''s so valuable? The things that Shigong gave you are really, very polite, Hei hei..."


    Liu Yuan asked Zhang Yifeng, "is this bracelet an antique?"


    Zhang Yifeng: "it''s hard to say, but the red sandalwood tree is at least 800 years old. It''s a treasure. If it''s still an antique, it''s even more..."


    Wu Litao is even more happy. Tonight''s "investment" is worth it!


    A gift from master?


    It''s not important. The important thing is that it''s Shigong''s thing.


    Alas, this master has earned well!


    Jackie Chan is one of Wu Litao''s absolute idols. He cooperated with Jackie Chan as early as four years ago and won Jackie Chan''s praise and appreciation, but he was not accepted by Jackie Chan like Li Tiezhu.


    Later, Wu Litao wrote a song "want to be you" for Cheng Dalong.


    That song is a little amazing, but... It almost flatters and blows into a dragon.


    Generally speaking, it''s a good song. It''s an excellent work in the song written by Wu Litao himself. Moreover, his voice and singing skills are also well displayed in this song.


    Under the appearance of funny sand sculpture, he is also a musical talent. Most of his songs are composed by himself.


    Therefore, although Wu Litao''s apprenticeship to Li Tiezhu is accidental, is it not a kind of "curve saving the country"?


    have ulterior motives?


    His apprenticeship to Li Tiezhu is similar to Lei Datou''s apprenticeship to Yue Yupeng. They are impulsive results, but they believe that the real relationship seems to be a teacher and apprentice, but it is actually a friend.


    After listening to Zhang Yifeng''s comments, Wu Litao cherished the bracelet even more. For fear that Li Tiezhu would go back again, he forcibly changed the topic: "what antiques are not antiques? I only value the friendship of master! Everything else is empty."


    Everyone squinted at Wu Litao.


    Yuan Heng suddenly said, "iron pillar, you gave your master''s gift to Wu Litao. Aren''t you afraid that your master is angry?"


    Wu Litao immediately glared at Yuan Heng. If you can''t speak, don''t speak!


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m not afraid."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "is it because he is old and can''t beat you?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, it''s because he can''t beat my master Bo. My master never teaches me anything. I''m covered by my master Bo Hong Dabao!"


    Everyone is speechless, so... I''m really not afraid of Cheng Dalong!


    Wu Litao thought, my master is also an evil disciple, eh? Why should I say ''yes''?


    Liu Yuan: "your master doesn''t teach you. Do you teach Wu Litao?"


    Wu Litao also said, "teach me to write songs."


    Although he is also proud of his musical talent, he doesn''t pretend. He knows that he is a little short of the key ability to break through the ceiling. Once he breaks through, his position in the singing world is different.


    Li Tiezhu still shook his head: "if you don''t teach, I haven''t taught Yang Feiyue, and we should treat them equally. This... Is an unwritten rule of our school. Shifu never teaches anything and depends on self-reliance."


    Wu Litao: "why don''t you buy something?"


    Li Tiezhu said seriously, "what do you think your elder martial sister can learn? Kung Fu? Singing? Cooking?"


    Wu Litao suddenly said, "rotten wood cannot be carved..."


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu really sent the tank?"


    "Is this a straight man of steel?"


    "Iron head baby will give Li Tiezhu a head hammer directly?"


    "Wu Litao is cheeky to ask for gifts..."


    "I like Wu Litao more and more!"


    "I''ll go. Li Tiezhu directly transferred the bracelet given to him by Cheng Dalong?"


    "Isn''t Cheng Dalong angry?"


    "Hong Dabao: it''s all yuan Lou''s fool..."


    "Serious brother can teach Yang Feiyue to eat."


    "Yang Feiyue: I''ve learned without a teacher! I can''t learn anything else."


    "Wu Litao: I''m so lonely."


    "Is Yang Feiyue a senior sister or a junior sister?"


    "Inexplicably expect Yang Feiyue and Wu Litao to the same program..."


    "Wu Litao is afraid to be killed!"


    "By the way, Yang Feiyue must have learned from Li Tiezhu."


    After the program was broadcast, songzhuer and Yang Feiyue watched the program. The audience expected their response, and they didn''t disappoint the audience.


    Songzhu''er tweeted, "thank you for the birthday gift from Zhu Zhu. Although it''s a day late, it''s good for him to know later. I''m very satisfied. After all, he still remembers that he has a girlfriend, which is... So fulfilling!"


    The audience was indifferent. Indeed, Li Tiezhu''s brain didn''t forget that he had a girlfriend. This is a medical miracle!


    Yang Feiyue tweeted: "Wu Litao, you''re dead! Dare you say your elder martial sister I''m rotten wood? I''m rotten wood, you''re mentally retarded!"


    Oh!


    Chiguoguo''s personal attack!


    This time, even Wu Litao''s fans are on Yang Feiyue''s side. After all, his love bean is really mentally retarded. Besides, most of Wu Litao''s fans are black powder. One side is pink and the other side is black. Thieves are exciting.


    Wu Litao, who finished recording the program, made a stand with Yang Feiyue on his microblog and @ Cheng Dalong came to preside over justice.


    Then... Wu Litao was torn to pieces by Yang Feiyue and contributed a lot of laughs.


    Of course, these are later words.


    In the program, everyone has activities as usual in the evening and then goes to bed.


    The next day was pistol shooting training. Everyone was very excited. After all, it was live shooting training! How many men don''t like guns?


    Liu Yuan was so excited that he quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, have you ever shot a pistol before?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I fought in the United States. Black children took me to fight."


    Knowing that Li Tiezhu''s bodyguard heiwa''er was a retired special forces soldier, Liu Yuan asked curiously, "are you playing well or is he playing well?"


    Wu Litao robbed Bai: "my master must have played well!"


    Liu Yuan: "do you know?"


    Wu Litao: "my master''s strength is amazing. He must be good at shooting pistols!"


    Liu Yuan: "bah! I''m talking about a real gun."


    Wu Litao: "what I''m talking about is a real gun! What else? Eh! You''re only 18 years old. Haven''t you ever shot a gun?"


    Liu Yuan: "haven''t you played?"


    Wu Litao: "I haven''t played. I have boy skills."


    Li Tiezhu: "I did. The range of the pistol is not far enough. I think it''s OK."


    Wu Litao: "cool?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I suspect you have a problem!"


    Liu Yuan: "Hey, hey... I still like shooting! It''s good to shoot a pistol when there''s no gun."


    Wu Litao: "who said no!"


    Li Tiezhu: "are we talking about the same kind of pistol? The kind of gun with bullets!"


    Wu Litao: "yes!"


    Liu Yuan: "ancestral bullet."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    The three are the youngest, so they are inevitably closer. In addition, Wu Litao, a wonderful flower, can always bias the topic, which is even more strange.


    Of course, this paragraph can''t be put into the positive film. It''s too much.


    The last time Li Tiezhu hit 47 rings in his rifle shooting, his shooting score was the first, and the platoon leader was also full of hope for Li Tiezhu''s pistol shooting score.


    The first is pistol aiming training. Hold the gun in one hand and maintain the aiming position for one minute.


    Without Du Haibo, everyone can hold on, and the pistol is not heavy.


    Liu Yuan keeps saying that he prefers shooting, but when he has a gun in hand, he is still excited. He can''t help dubbing when he aims at it:


    ¡°BIU¡«¡±


    It happened that the platoon leader was passing behind him.


    "Liu Yuan."


    "Here!"


    "Do you like dubbing very much?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Tiktok, Li Tiezhu''s expression suddenly twitched up and was visible before the eyes. The second stage of his dubbing was uploaded for a long time. Li Tiezhu is really angry with Du ~, who is carrying a rocket launcher.


    Other artists are similar. They have all seen the second program.


    The platoon leader obviously also watched the program and asked Li Tiezhu, "Li Tiezhu, what do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "report! This... Dubbing, there has been a phenomenon of people to people!"


    The crowd trembled with laughter.


    The platoon leader also drew a corner of his mouth: "Liu Yuan, the dubbing just now, come ten times!"


    Liu Yuan: "report! No need?"


    Platoon leader: "do you want to hear?"


    "Want to hear!"


    Everyone shouted in unison. Li Tiezhu''s voice was the loudest. It''s time to turn over!


    Unfortunately, he thinks too much.


    Liu Yuan can only start BIU. Li Tiezhu gloated, but he can''t stand the dog of the program group. Leng cut Liu Yuan''s BIU and Li Tiezhu''s Du together. The rhythm is compact, the painting style is amazing, and the overall style is very... Ghost animal!


    Li Tiezhu was killed unexpectedly. His stupid appearance last time was taken out to whip the body, so it became like this:


    ¡°BIU¡«DU¡«BIUBIU¡«DUDUDU¡­¡­BIU¡«DUDUDU¡«BIU¡«¡±


    Naturally, the people on the scene could not feel the power of ghosts and animals, but the audience were silly with laughter. Bullet screen:


    "Here comes the famous face!"


    "High energy ahead."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Are all the instructors good at this?"


    "It''s very skinny in the later stage!"


    "I''m going to laugh to death, ha ha ha..."


    "Is it the devil in the later stage? It''s too ghost..."


    "Double speed has a surprise."


    "Official ghost animals are the most deadly!"


    "Add chicken legs to the later stage"

 Chapter 754

    After a short episode, the training continued, followed by the live firing session that everyone was waiting for.


    According to the army tradition, the leader takes the lead in shooting targets.


    So the Colonel company commander shot first and shot 48 rings with five shots.


    Everyone looked at each other. Is the leader so modest?


    Wu Litao was a little nervous and asked Yuan Heng around him for advice on shooting skills. Yuan Heng knew everything and said everything. With a strategically advantageous guidance, Wu Litao seemed to find the feeling of being a sharpshooter.


    Next, it''s the artists'' turn to shoot live ammunition. Wu Litao is so nervous that he has lost many times these days. He must strive... Not to be the last.


    A round of shooting soon ended with the following results:


    Zhang Yifeng: 27 rings.


    Guo Xiaoxi: ring 7.


    Li Tiezhu: 45 rings.


    Yuan Heng: 42 rings.


    Liu Yuan: 43 rings.


    Finally, when the platoon leader read the name of Wu Litao, he subconsciously held his chest. This time, he was not the last but the bottom of seven rings! Comrades in arms are awesome! Zhang Yifeng''s 27 rings can''t surpass, can I surpass 7 rings?


    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said: "after I finished shooting, the monitor behind me told me that I should have four shots on the target, and I felt stable..."


    Platoon leader: "Wu Litao: 0 ring."


    Wu Litao is stupid.


    How can it be a zero ring? Didn''t you say four shots on the target? Brother Yuan Heng... Poisonous!!


    At lunch, in order to comfort Wu Litao, everyone specially arranged his song and asked him to sing a solo.


    When washing the dishes, Li Tiezhu also found his apprentice and comforted in a soft voice: "don''t have a burden on your heart when you shoot the last one with a pistol. Anyway, I''m used to it."


    Wu Litao: "master, don''t worry, I will turn defeat into victory."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I wish you had this heart! I''m very relieved. You... Don''t go out and tell people that I''m your master in the future."


    Wu Litao: "why? Are you afraid of being exposed to my light? Don''t mention it. If you have such a powerful disciple like me, just wait for the chickens and dogs to rise to heaven!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "...."


    You''re the chicken and dog!


    This... Is probably retribution?


    Li Tiezhu gradually realized that no wonder Cheng Dalong didn''t want to talk to his apprentice. After all, people want face and trees want skin


    The next two days were hard training.


    Since entering the tank camp, the training lasted for seven days, barely ending. After all, this arm is too professional. They can''t enter the real training for a year. They just look at the flowers.


    But even so, you have to participate in the final exercise.


    For the first time, they saw tanks shooting with live ammunition in the shooting range. No one was shocked. This is the power of the king of land warfare.


    That''s more than a gun shot!


    Looking at the distant target being shot by a cannon, everyone felt blood surging.


    Barrage:


    "It makes my blood boil."


    "I want to get one."


    "May I have a C2 driver''s license for this kind of car?"


    "It''s not much more handsome than special effects?"


    Except for Zhang Yifeng and Wu Litao, all the others successfully hit the target.


    Li Tiezhu also participated in the shooting. In fact, this is a special reward given to them by the army, so that they can get what they want before leaving the army.


    Then it was time to part again.


    Although it was always difficult to separate, everyone was used to it, but Wu Litao cried again.


    In the evening, on the way back to the guest house by bus, everyone tried to comfort Wu Litao.


    After a long time, he said with red eyes: "I... Haven''t got revenge yet... Why is it over? After being captured, I set up a flag on my microblog. If I don''t get revenge, I''m a dog!"


    The people were dumb. Why are you crying for this? I thought you couldn''t give up your comrades in arms.


    Li Tiezhu patted Wu Litao on the head: "forget it, you can''t get revenge if you practice your tripod Kung Fu for three years. Why bother yourself?"


    "But I said everything! The whole network knows."


    "Nothing. Don''t you have a little bit of popularity?"


    "Master, what you said... Has a certain truth."


    "Of course, master, I''m good at convincing people with virtue! Just behave well and don''t be ashamed when you record the program next time."


    "Well, I won''t lose face! If I lose face next time, I will..."


    "Dogs, everyone knows."


    "Which army will you be recording next time?"


    Wu Litao burst into tears and became curious again.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "how do I know?"


    In fact, he knows. Although the program team said that it would keep the artists confidential, it still revealed some information to Li Tiezhu in order to win Li Tiezhu''s joining.


    Other artists are also curious. After today''s tank shooting, everyone is the same as those who beat chicken blood. They don''t feel tired at all.


    Zhang Yifeng said, "Liu Yuan, tell me, where will we go?"


    Liu Yuan, a military fan, broke his fingers and said, "we are the army sequence. Now we have experienced infantry, artillery and armored forces, and the main arms have experienced them. I think the next step should be... Special forces."


    Li Tiezhu was surprised. This guy guessed eight, nine and ten! He was the only one who knew the answer, but he didn''t say it to keep a freshness for everyone.


    Yuan Heng: "really? So can we go to the secret army?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "it should be possible to go. Tank troops and artillery are also confidential! I just don''t know if it''s a special force. The army also has aviation, engineering, reconnaissance and so on..."


    Liu Yuan raised his eyebrows: "reconnaissance force! This is a little close to the special forces, even almost no difference! I think it''s this."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    This guy doesn''t know the "standard answer", does he?


    Wu Litao: "forget it, don''t go to any special forces reconnaissance company. It''s even more embarrassing to go."


    Liu Yuan said, "take advantage of these three days to gallop on the prairie again! Just like last time!"


    Wu Litao: "no, no... I shook my body apart last time, otherwise I wouldn''t be captured."


    Others were curious: "what did you two do in the grassland last time?"


    Wu Litao kept silent.


    Liu Yuan said, "ride a horse and shoot an arrow. Brother Tao said that the tank army is a modern cavalry. He was bored in the hostel and had to take me to the North Prairie to ride and shoot. As a result, he collapsed and twisted his waist. Otherwise, he could not be the last one to drag the ammunition box across the obstacle, ha ha!"


    Wu Litao: "


    Liu Yuan: "are you better from your waist injury?"


    Wu Litao said, "when you are captured, let them ravage you. It''s a mistake... OK."


    The others are hilarious. Another medical miracle!


    ¡­¡­


    Ha, farmer, as a class a slow variety newly approved by mango station, takes the style of Sanda mushroom house in an attempt to create a mushroom house for young people.


    This program is not ambitious, but... The investment of resources is limited, so it is doomed not to be a top-notch variety show.


    However, looking at the main coffee of this program, the positioning of class A is high enough.


    Wang Fang, Zhen Nailiang, Yang Feiyue, Jin he''an.


    In addition to Uncle Zhen, the other three are young people. Although they are just popular, they are far from being top stars in terms of works, achievements and coffee positions. Therefore, their program can make mango station locate level a, which is a good start.


    They are not big fans, but Wang Fang and Yang Feiyue are really just red and the flow is invincible.


    However, the difficulty lies in the limited resources. There is no way to invite too many big coffee flying guests to help. This is also "destiny". After all, big coffee has to... Add money.


    Therefore, when the program began to record, these people were still a little uneasy.


    There is nothing better than worrying about gain and loss.


    Yang Feiyue has the best mentality. After all, she has a big stomach and a big heart, just like her master Yimao.


    On the way to his "home" by the program team''s car, Yang Feiyue identified the crops in the field all the way: "banana, wow! Eggplant, eh, eggplant is delicious... Cow?"


    The whole person bounced up in an instant. She lay on the window and looked out: "look, that lump of beef is running! Suck it away ~"


    Barrage:


    "Leap ~"


    "For Yang Feiyue."


    "Sister Feiyue, come on!"


    "Finally have their own program! Come on, Yang Feiyue!"


    "Double horsetail poplar leap is super cute!"


    "Where''s our king?"


    "For Li Tiezhu!"


    "What? Here is Li Tiezhu?"


    "Isn''t he recording the real man?"


    "Serious brother is a big man in the mushroom house. If you are here..."


    "God!"


    "Tiezhu: I thought I came to enjoy happiness, but I didn''t expect it was technical poverty alleviation!"


    "Is there really Li Tiezhu in front?"


    "There should be some stills of serious brother on the official microblog!"


    "Teachers and disciples gather and scatter flowers..."


    This program has been popular since the first issue, because it integrates the two elements of the fire program - Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue.


    Ha, farmer was also recorded in Xishuangbanna and not far from the mushroom house. I don''t know if mango Taiwan directly packed two small bases locally, maybe the second... Half price?


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu is back.


    He Ling and Huang Sanshi warmly invited Li Tiezhu to the mushroom house to finish the first episode of the program, and everyone ate the little frog again.


    Li Tiezhu declined for good reasons: "you have to talk to the program groups of real man and ha, farmer. They are all your programs on Mango station. I''ll take a three-day holiday. Which one or not?"


    I still remember that at the beginning, Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er came to the mushroom house to eat frogs for the last time every year.


    Li Tiezhu also kept it in mind, but last year they... Forgot.


    Maybe you really forgot?


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu understood that he Ling and Huang Sanshi were probably old and had a bad memory.


    It must be!


    So this year, Li Tiezhu has no interest in continuing the little frog banquet.


    He and songzhuer also "forgot".


    If everyone forgets, it will be more polite.


    Talk less. Let''s say that Li Tiezhu got off the plane with Wu Litao early in the morning and drove to the program group of HA, farmer.


    Of course, the reason why he came here is to help Yang Feiyue support the venue. She is now an artist under Li Tiezhu studio and a pro apprentice.


    As for why take this wild villain around you


    The main reason is that Wu Litao didn''t have any force in his heart. He even threatened to fight Yang Feiyue''s life and death. Li Tiezhu felt it necessary to let him die plainly.

 Chapter 755

    Yang Feiyue was the first to come to ha ha''s house, followed by Jin he''an and Zhen Nailiang. Wang Fang can''t meet until tomorrow.


    The three strolled around the luxurious ha ha house and went to the village canteen to buy Spices and some essential items.


    Then Jin he''an and Zhen Nailiang pulled out a fishing net from the warehouse and went to catch fish in the river at the gate. After tossing for half a day, they found it was a broken fishing net. They died on the spot.


    Yang Feiyue mocked mercilessly: "dogs can get out of such a big hole! Roar ~"


    This toss will be noon.


    Because it was the first day, three people rubbed the boxed lunch of the staff of the program group at noon. Of course, this paragraph was not shot. The director warned that it would not be an example.


    Zhen Nailiang complained: "there''s no money, and we can''t buy meat. What to eat? It''s not that we don''t cook, it''s that we don''t have meat! How easy it is to cook!"


    Yang Feiyue said, "director, do you have any more boxed lunch?"


    Jin he''an: "you haven''t had enough?"


    Yang Feiyue: "eat one more box at no cost! What we eat at night is our own rice!"


    Jin he''an: "


    Zhen Nailiang looked at Yang Feiyue. Sure enough, he took another box of lunch and smiled: "Feiyue, I just heard from the director that you invited the flying guests in this period?"


    Yang Feiyue: "uh huh..."


    This program is the first season of the most tight bar because of its limited capital, so it often depends on the guests to find their own relationship to attract guests.


    Jin he''an was also curious: "who is it?"


    Yang Feiyue: "uncle!"


    Zhen Nailiang: "three younger sisters'' uncles? That should be an old artist."


    After the three finished eating, the radio announced: "attention, villagers of ha ha house, your uncle is coming. He is waiting for you at the entrance of the village. Hurry to pick it up..."


    Cycle three times.


    Yang Feiyue and Zhen Nailiang went to the entrance of the village to meet them.


    "Brother Liang, you''re a little good at cycling!"


    "I used to play extreme sports!"


    "Wow ~ when I was a child, I liked cycling with one hand and fell into the field."


    "Then you can''t. look, I don''t need hands... Hey, hey..."


    "Brother Liang, take it easy. This program doesn''t buy insurance."


    "Cut off the part just now! Who is it?"


    "Uncle."


    "Who is uncle?"


    "How do I know?"


    Yang Feiyue is sometimes very smart. She knows what to say and what not to say. She won''t say that Li Tiezhu was invited by him in the program, although everyone can guess.


    Barrage:


    "Uncle came to rub the rice!"


    "Uncle, I''m afraid I''m here to cook!"


    "Yang Feiyue with good grounding gas."


    "Road to powder."


    "Sister Feiyue''s accent is biased by brother Liang."


    "A mouthful of northeast muck."


    "Isn''t it Wang Fang?"


    "I''ve said it several times. Wang Fang won''t come until tomorrow."


    "Lu Lu said she likes to play extreme sports."


    "Sad..."


    "No wonder brother Liang said he used to play, but now he quit?"


    "Yang Feiyue is really beautiful!"


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao lingered at the entrance of the village with their suitcases.


    Wu Litao made a fuss: "ah, there''s a chicken for sale! Master, let''s ask the price."


    Li Tiezhu: "come back, it''s someone else''s ornamental chicken."


    Wu Litao obviously distrusted master''s IQ: "I''ve only heard that chickens are used to eat, but I haven''t heard that chickens can be used to see and play."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve heard of..."


    Wu Litao: "eh! I''m talking about a real chicken. What are you thinking? It''s not serious!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "this * *"


    Wu Litao: "master, don''t say dirty words when recording the program."


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "I said this chicken is a British South original chicken. Its feathers are bright and shiny. It can also be used for hunting in addition to viewing."


    "True or false?"


    "Because it looks like a pheasant, if you take it to the mountain, you can attract female pheasants. Sometimes female pheasants will fight, which is convenient for hunters to hunt."


    "It''s too fake! Master, you still write scripts and can''t even make up stories."


    Wu Litao looked contemptuous.


    Li Tiezhu has nothing to say, because the truth is often such nonsense. This is what Huang Sanshi said when he was in the mushroom house. It''s true.


    At this time, several tourists surrounded Li Tiezhu to sign. Wu Litao stopped strongly and said:


    "Why do you only ask for my master''s signature, not me?"


    "Who are you?"


    "Is it Wu Litao?"


    "It''s really Tao Tao. Please let me go."


    "Living Li Tiezhu, really close to the people!"


    "My master is a people, and a fool!"


    "Serious brother, I love you!"


    "You love my master? I''ve left it here. If you want my master''s signature, you must ask for my signature, or I won''t let you."


    There''s no way. A group of tourists can only ask Wu Litao to sign first and then Li Tiezhu to sign.


    Barrage:


    "Really serious brother!"


    "Shit, big production! Even brother Zhu invited me."


    "Mushroom house second?"


    "If only Li Tiezhu would stay on this program."


    "Take it as soon as you see it! It''s good to come."


    "Why is there a little fresh meat?"


    "Can Wu Litao be regarded as a little fresh meat? Which eye of yours looks like a little fresh meat?"


    "Clearly is a harmonic star."


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu''s two disciples... Are talents."


    "What brother Zheng said is true. The chicken can really be used for hunting."


    "The legendary seduction?"


    "Fool???"


    "I lost my head and rubbed my signature?"


    "Wu Li Tao is absolutely amazing."


    After signing the group photo, Li Tiezhu slipped away with Wu Litao. There were too many tourists at the entrance of the village.


    After waiting so long for Yang Feiyue to pick him up, he decided to take Wu Litao to find ha ha''s house by himself.


    Here, Yang Feiyue and brother Liang have also been looking for a long time in the square. A Dai aunt warmly invited Yang Feiyue to dance together.


    Yang Feiyue refused: "thank you, we''re looking for someone!"


    Want me to dance?


    No way!


    I finally got out of the misery of the women''s League.


    I couldn''t find Li Tiezhu. Yang Feiyue was a little flustered. Isn''t he? Master, he won''t get lost again, will he? Why should I say again?


    But the goose


    After searching hard for half an hour, the two Han Han found that the square where they were dancing was not the entrance of the village. They rode their bike to the real entrance of the village, but their uncle was no longer at the entrance of the village.


    Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao asked along the way.


    When passing a cowshed, Wu Litao asked the cow, "do you know where ha ha''s house is?"


    Li Tiezhu: "he knows, but you don''t know the language. Let me ask! Brother Niu, how much is your meat a kilo?"


    Not far away, the owner of the cow stared at them.


    Wu Litao took Li Tiezhu and left. He waved to the cow owner, "brother, it''s all right. I think your cow is like a relative of mine. Talk to him."


    Turning a few paths, Li Tiezhu walked to ha ha''s house with a big box in one hand and two big backpacks on his back.


    eureka!


    Wu Litao held his hands empty, only took banana leaves and fanned the wind. He followed weakly. He felt more tired than in the Army: "master, haven''t you arrived yet?"


    Li Tiezhu: "here we are, right in front."


    Barrage:


    "Is Wu Litao too weak?"


    "Let iron pillars carry all the boxes for him? And so is the bag."


    "Plantain leaves should also be picked by Li Tiezhu. With the strength of Wu Taotao, it is impossible to pick plantain leaves."


    "Iron pillar dotes on his disciples too much?"


    "He dotes on the newcomers. Think about Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian."


    "However, Wu Litao Ming is several years older than Tiezhu..."


    "It''s against peace!"


    Sure enough, the picture turned and played back.


    Wu Litao couldn''t drag the box on the rough path and shouted, "master, help! I can''t do it. It''s too hot."


    Li Tiezhu went to the roadside and broke two banana leaves, one for him as a fan and one for him as a hat: "fan it, don''t get heatstroke."


    After that, Li Tiezhu picked up the apprentice''s bag and box.


    Wu Litao threw away his banana leaf hat: "I don''t wear a green hat! Master, you can drag the box. It''s too tired to carry it."


    But Li Tiezhu walked briskly: "do you want the box wheel? My box is very expensive, more than 800."


    Wu Litao muttered, "I''m not afraid of more than 5000 suitcases..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then your more than 5000 must be of good quality. My cheap goods are of poor quality and can''t be delayed."


    Wu Litao: "then drag my suitcase away."


    Li Tiezhu: "more than 5000 boxes, are you willing to drag along on this road?"


    Wu Litao was speechless. Shifu was always so reasonable.


    Barrage: "worthy of my serious brother!"


    Through a bamboo bridge, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao finally arrived at ha ha''s home.


    Wu Litao: "anyone? Come out and pick it up! Do you understand politeness?"


    The left behind Jin he''an ran out from inside and said in surprise, "Hello, Hello, is that Mr. Li? Hello! Wu Litao! Hello! Are you uncle?"


    After greeting each other, Li Tiezhu walked in with the box. Wu Litao continued to complain:


    "Wow, it''s so far! There''s no car and no one to pick us up..."


    Jin he''an: "didn''t anyone pick it up?"


    Wu Litao: "No."


    Jin he''an covers his face. Where the hell are those two?


    After entering the house, Wu Litao said, "where are brother Liang and my younger martial sister? And Wang Fang?"


    Jin he''an: "they picked you up at the entrance of the village. Wang Fang, I don''t know."


    Wu Litao: "


    Li Tiezhu put down his luggage, took out a large plastic bag and said, "Wang Fang has gone to the rehearsal for the Spring Festival Gala. He can''t come until tomorrow. I heard what Wang Xiaokai said. The three of them went to the rehearsal together."


    The other two suddenly realized that it was the Spring Festival Gala. They really envy it.


    Dong!


    Chop the big plastic bag on the table.


    Jin he''an: "what?"


    Wu Litao said, "my master brought you some gifts! I''ll take my share."


    Li Tiezhu opened the plastic bag and Jin he''s eyes lit up when he settled down: "Wow! It''s awesome. Tiezhu, you''re God! How do you know what we lack? Send charcoal in the snow!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know these program groups too well, so... Ten kilograms of beef, a chicken, a piece of streaky pork, and several ribs."


    Then, excited Jin he''an asked Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao to eat raw radishes. After all, there was no fruit at home.


    Wu Litao was not picky after being tempered by the army. He picked it up and ate it.


    Li Tiezhu pulled out a bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi water from the box and gave it to Wu Litao, forcing him to drink it. Then... He began to patrol the colorful vegetable fields of ha ha''s house.

 Chapter 756

    Jin he''an can talk to Wu Litao. It''s probably because he''s the same age. There''s a generation gap with Li Tiezhu, four or five years away. Moreover, Li Tiezhu''s exaggerated fame and popularity also made him a little don''t know how to deal with Li Tiezhu.


    Wu Litao helped Jin he''an feed the ducks and said, "do you still have different varieties of geese?"


    Li Tiezhu said in the vegetable garden, "genius! That''s a duck. The goose is going to attack you."


    As soon as Wu Litao looked back, he saw two big white geese killing him at the same time. He didn''t take it seriously and was ready to feed. As a result, he was bitten by the goose. He left the basin and ran all the way behind Li Tiezhu in the vegetable garden.


    "Master, help! This duck is so fierce!"


    "This is a goose!"


    The two geese didn''t give up. They followed the chase and killed them. They bypassed Li Tiezhu to chase Wu Litao. The latter could only flee in embarrassment. After all... It really hurt.


    After another lap, Wu Litao said, "master, why don''t they bite you?"


    Li Tiezhu said with his back: "I just said hello to them."


    Screen playback.


    Two geese rushed over when Li Tiezhu was visiting the vegetable garden. Li Tiezhu grabbed their necks from left to right, roughly lifted them up and said, "my name is Li Tiezhu. Please take more care of me."


    Then he let go of the two geese and the goose ran away.


    Another picture is that earlier, when Yang Feiyue came to the door, two geese were ready to attack Yang Feiyue. Yang Feiyue blocked it with dolls and had sharp eyes. If there was a word of disagreement, he crushed one, and the two geese also counseled.


    Wu Litao: "master, what should I do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "turn around and kick them, beat them, and they won''t treat you as a thief."


    Wu Litao: "be a thief?"


    Anyway, he believed it. He turned around and beat back the two fat geese. The geese barked a few times, and then... He turned and left and bullied the ducks.


    Wu Litao rubbed his sore legs and came over: "master, they bully the soft and fear the hard, don''t they?"


    Li Tiezhu squatted on the ground to study ginger: "No. they are house keepers, which means keeping a dog."


    The goose is loyal and can guard the door. Whenever a stranger comes in, the goose must scream. When he sees the sneaky, he will chase and bite.


    Wu Litao didn''t believe it: "but they can''t bite people. They will be killed when they meet thieves."


    Li Tiezhu: "dogs don''t necessarily bite dead people. It''s mainly because they dare to bark and go up, which plays a warning role. If a thief, it''s too late for the goose to bark and run, and there''s still a chance to kill the goose?"


    Wu Litao nodded. He didn''t know which tendon was wrong. He said, "stewed goose in an iron pot!"


    Li Tiezhu glanced at him: "you stew yourself in an iron pot."


    Wu Litao said, "master, do you think younger martial sister is stupid? I can''t pick anyone up. I''ve been out for more than an hour."


    Li Tiezhu got up and walked back: "among the three of us, she is the smart one."


    Wu Litao followed: "impossible, I''m the smartest."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you were really smart, you wouldn''t come to this program with me."


    Wu Litao: "what do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu went out: "you''ll know later."


    Jin he''an and Li Tiezhu met at the door and decided to go out to find the two people. As a result, they met two Han Han who came back by bike just after crossing the bamboo bridge.


    Brother Liang: "uncle didn''t follow."


    Yang Feiyue shouted, "there is no uncle!"


    Then they saw Li Tiezhu and Jin he''an.


    Zhen Nailiang was immediately embarrassed and shouted, "pillar, you go swimming in the river. I haven''t seen you for a long time."


    It''s shameless to go out of the place. Of course, this is because he and Li Tiezhu met early and met in several programs. They are friends.


    Li Tiezhu was not used to him and rushed directly.


    Zhen Nailiang hurried out of the car: "brother Zhu, I''m wrong! I''m really wrong. I''ll go swimming in the river. I''ll go! We''re going the wrong way. When we get to the entrance of the village, you''ll have left."


    I''m kidding. Zhen Nailiang is also a person who has passed the infinite challenge. Although he is always punished, he still knows Li Tiezhu''s fierce name.


    Although Li Tiezhu is not in the five articles, the five articles are all legends of brother Zhu.


    Jin he''an is a fool. The eldest parent of our ha ha family, is he so worthless?


    Yang Feiyue was so excited that he ran to Li Tiezhu without relying on the car, and gave him a hug: "Master -"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll go. It''s heavy! It''s good!"


    Yang Feiyue loosened Li Tiezhu: "good food recently! I don''t need to dance. Shiniang often takes me to have a big meal. Hey!"


    Wu Litao came over and said, "younger martial sister, pay attention to your image. Don''t humiliate me and Shifu."


    Yang Feiyue: "what do you call me? You should call me elder martial sister! I entered the school first."


    Wu Litao: "I''m older than you. I''m the senior brother."


    The two are no strangers. After the program of Wu Litao''s Apprentice Li Tiezhu was broadcast half a month ago, they tore it up and pinched it on the Internet until now. Yang Feiyue''s fans firmly support Feiyue as the world, and Wu Litao''s fans also crazy recognize Wu Litao as a younger martial brother.


    It''s normal. Those who like Yang Feiyue, a wonderful female artist, basically don''t dislike Wu Litao''s sand sculpture.


    Barrage:


    "Brother Liang is so humble..."


    "After all, I''ve had unlimited challenges. Dare to provoke Li Tiezhu?"


    "Serious brother is equal to three sun Lei."


    "The three masters and disciples finally joined forces successfully!"


    "Of course, it''s better to get started first. Yang Feiyue is a senior sister."


    "Wu Litao just kills himself every day."


    "Wait and see! Yang Feiyue will make him explode in situ."


    "There is one saying and one saying. In terms of enemy Kung Fu, Wu Litao is the weakest of the three teachers and disciples."


    "Magic girl Yang Feiyue."


    "Magic boy Li Tiezhu."


    "I have to say that Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue are too similar."


    Yang Feiyue said, "did we invite you? Wu Litao, go! Go now, there''s no rice at home! Don''t raise idle people!"


    Wu Litao: "I brought you meat, a lot of meat, ten kilograms of beef, and a large piece of streaky pork..."


    Yang Feiyue''s eyes suddenly glowed green: "ah? Ah! Really? That''s OK! For your filial piety''s sake, stay."


    Li Tiezhu: "come in, it''s very hot outside. You didn''t wear sunscreen?"


    Yang Feiyue: "forget."


    Li Tiezhu went back with his two disciples: "brother Liang, come in too. Don''t get heatstroke. Who? Please help Feiyue get off his bike."


    Then Jin he''an looked blankly and whispered, "brother liang? Did Tiezhu ask me to help get the car?"


    Zhen Nailiang pushed his bicycle onto the bamboo bridge: "otherwise? Who else?"


    Jin he''an smiled bitterly, went to help the bicycle that had fallen to the ground and said, "who is the owner of ha ha''s house?"


    As soon as Li Tiezhu appeared, he immediately occupied the absolute C position of ha ha''s house, even if he didn''t talk much.


    Zhen Nailiang looked back and said with a strange smile: "bear it, second brother, he''s Li Tiezhu!"


    In this way, the two humble permanent guests silently pushed their bicycles behind them.


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Laugh to death."


    "Brother Liang is too stubborn."


    "Who''s ok?"


    "Poor little Jin, don''t be afraid, hard steel Li Tiezhu!"


    "Don''t die?"


    "That''s Li Tiezhu!"


    "So, serious brother''s bandit number can stop children crying?"


    "The three masters and disciples are all social obsessive-compulsive disorder! How to break it?"


    "Indeed, unless it''s a mushroom house, the guests of ordinary programs can''t live."


    Yang Feiyue "went home" with Li Tiezhu. He chattered constantly. He entered the door, pointed to the chicken tied to the fence by the door and said, "master, see? This is our pet!"


    Zhen Nailiang pushed the car past: "his name is Wangshun."


    Yang Feiyue: "it''s dog leftovers! Dog leftovers! Big brother!"


    Brother Liang: "yes, dog leftovers."


    Li Tiezhu studied the chicken and said with emotion: "good! The name is similar to me! The temperament is also very introverted. At first glance, it is a cultural chicken."


    Yang Feiyue said, "yes, my name is similar. Fortunately, I didn''t call Yang Yuejin."


    Wu Litao: "then I''ll call Wu Yuanchao?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "aren''t you from Nanbang training and debut? You belong to the reactionary, puppet army! You should call Wu to surrender to the enemy!"


    Wu Litao: "I..."


    The opponent''s firepower is too fierce. Avoid the edge for the time being.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the two geese and said, "what are the names of the two heroes?"


    Yang Feiyue: "I haven''t had time to get it. Please give me a name, master."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s better to call the chicken fly and the dog jump. The bigger one calls the chicken fly and the smaller one calls the dog jump."


    Yang Feiyue hugged the fist: "good name! Shifu is really brilliant!"


    Jinhe''an people who parked their bicycles are numb. They are three teachers and disciples. What demons and ghosts are these NIMA!


    The eldest brother Zhen Nailiang has a good attitude: "brother Zhu, please sit down and have tea."


    Yang Feiyue: "we have no tea, only tap water."


    Brother Liang: "


    Wu Litao ostentatiously pulled Yang Feiyue to the refrigerator and opened it: "look! Ten kilograms of beef, a chicken, a large piece of streaky pork and several ribs! What''s up? Elder martial brother, do you want to be loyal?"


    Yang Feiyue: "younger martial brother, filial piety is commendable!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "there is also a duck, which is best for making soup."


    Yang Feiyue: "where? Duck."


    Wu Litao whispered, "master, you''re wrong. You didn''t buy the duck because it''s too expensive."


    Li Tiezhu said, "shut up, villain! In the later stage, please help us to buy a duck next to the beef, and pretend we bought a duck."


    Wu Litao: "can you pretend?"


    Yang Feiyue suddenly realized that he pointed to the ducks in the yard and said, "Oh! P two. Anyway, there are a large group of ducks. No one can find two less."


    Wu Litao: "kill... Kill ducks?"


    Yang Feiyue disagreed and said, "what''s the matter? When I went to the mushroom house the year before last, I killed chickens with Shiniang. She didn''t dare to kill someone with legs. I wanted to cut off my legs and ask Shiniang to kill her, but she still didn''t dare..."


    Wu Litao looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "is it true or false?"


    Li Tiezhu: "your elder martial sister can kill chickens quickly. She doesn''t blink. Learn."


    Wu Litao trembled: "younger martial sister, you are mighty."


    Next to him, Jin he''an whispered to Zhen Nailiang, "brother, is it not good to kill ducks?"


    Zhen Nailiang: "listen to brother Zhu, big red and purple!"


    Jin he''an''s eyes jumped out, really? Are you kidding?


    However, in the later stage, the teacher gave a piece of duck in the refrigerator, a duck divorced from low taste - little yellow duck!


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! Li Tiezhu brought a Zhou Chunyu to ha ha''s house!"

 Chapter 757

    Li Tiezhu didn''t expect such a dog in the later stage. Is the little yellow duck too perfunctory?


    He is still satisfied that the program team will really give P two fat ducks, so he also played with Yang Feiyue.


    "The program team pinched out the part just now. Feiyue and I will play it again."


    "Good master."


    "I also brought two ducks to make soup. Feiyue, do you like fried duck with ginger?"


    "I like it! Thank you, master. These two ducks are so fat!"


    "Yes, it''s quite expensive."


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the duck that didn''t exist in the freezer and said.


    Yang Feiyue: "is this an old duck or a tender duck?"


    Li Tiezhu turned to look at the ducks in the yard and said, "an old duck and a young duck! Look, this is an old duck. The old duck is bigger than the young duck, the skin color is deeper, and the soles of his feet are dark yellow."


    Yang Feiyue nodded: "let''s make soup with old duck and fry tender duck!"


    Li Tiezhu: "good! That''s what I mean!"


    Jin he''an people are stupid. This NIMA... Is it a non physical performance? It''s wonderful! Is that really all right? Aren''t you afraid to help?


    Wu Litao can''t keep up with the rhythm.


    He is pure reckless, intermittent bold and fat. His neuroticism is far worse than Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue.


    Brother Liang reluctantly went online and said, "these two ducks look like a talent. They should be delicious."


    Li Tiezhu: "according to my observation, dog residue is also a talent."


    Because the P was two little yellow ducks in the late stage, so their performance looked more deep and ice, and the audience make complaints about it.


    "Hahaha..."


    "The program group is too dog!"


    "I almost believed it!"


    "Crazy!"


    "Do you kill your own ducks? It''s too evil."


    "This is a recording program. Can you not be so cruel?"


    "People in mushroom houses never eat pets."


    "Ducks are pets, too?"


    "Don''t be hypocritical, will you? Aren''t ducks raised to eat?"


    "Colored lights:??"


    "Serious brother, good acting!"


    "Sister Feiyue''s serious appearance is really cute."


    "Relatives should bring gifts, otherwise there is no rice at home."


    "The emperor''s new duck?"


    "Later, the teacher added chicken legs, bang bang!"


    "If those two know that the late P is a little yellow duck, they have to spit blood?"


    "Spit blood? I''m afraid you don''t have any misunderstanding about them."


    "Do Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue want face?"


    "Yang Feiyue ghost talent!"


    "Oscar owes serious brother a little golden man."


    In the later stage, the program team did a little personnel work and made a list of ingredients, including those bought by brother Liang and brought by Li Tiezhu:


    Chicken, streaky pork, beef, ribs, duck, coke, tofu, mushrooms, beer, red sausage.


    Then rest and drink coke.


    Wu Litao directly found a bamboo chair and collapsed. He didn''t want to move at all. I''ve been exercising too much in the past ten days. My body can''t carry it.


    A week''s career as a tank soldier made him painful and happy, and the three days before he went to rest were endless.


    At that time, he took Liu Yuan to the north to play riding and shooting.


    The big white horse of Luocha is very wild, with a golden mane and blue eyes. All of them have good physical strength and are good at long-distance attacks. Wu Litao''s crotch is almost worn out, and the arrow in the arrow bag has been shot. No wonder he was so weak when he first went to the tank army. Liu Yuan''s young man has a lot of firepower.


    Of course, Wu Litao didn''t tell Shifu about these private hardships. He had deep skills and fame.


    Although he didn''t move, his mouth was not idle. He kept boasting about how fierce he was in the tank army, arranged the deeds of others on his head, and never mentioned the capture and shooting of zero eggs.


    Jin he''an is too young. He really adores Wu Litao and asks for all kinds of details.


    Wu Litao said to Yang Feiyue, "younger martial sister, when we left, the Colonel held my hand and said I was the natural king of infantry!"


    Yang Feiyue: "hehe, if I remember correctly, this program was broadcast the day after your tank army. It''s also a program of a station! Roar ~"


    Wu Litao: "


    Sure enough, the audience are almost embarrassed out of the sky. How can this goods have a face to boast?


    Barrage formation unified: "bah!"


    At 4:30 p.m., everyone came to the kitchen. Brother Liang, the parent, began to arrange work: "the third sister Feiyue is responsible for cooking, and the second brother Jin he''an studies the practice of braised meat..."


    Wu Litao volunteered: "I can cook braised meat. I''ll make braised meat!"


    Zhen Nailiang: "true or false?"


    Wu Litao: "don''t look whose apprentice I am."


    Zhen Nailiang: "OK! You cook braised meat, Jin he''an is responsible for picking vegetables, and I''m responsible for making a fire."


    Li Tiezhu: "then what am I doing?"


    Zhen Nailiang said, "you... Rest first. When I make a fire, you can burn it."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Yang Feiyue stared at Zhen Nailiang strangely: "brother? Are we rich enough? Let my master rest?"


    Zhen Nailiang said, "no matter how you say it, it''s also a guest! It''s still your master."


    Li Tiezhu was also happy. He went to the door to chat with dog leftovers, fed him some water, held him in his arms and went to the vegetable garden: "dog leftovers, you''re a little light. You usually eat more."


    On the other side, Jin he''an picked vegetables and came back. Yang Feiyue directed him to wash the pot. The iron pots at home were rusty.


    After brushing a few times, Jin he''an took the pot and asked Yang Feiyue, "is it OK?"


    Yang Feiyue: "rust! Can''t you see so much rust?"


    Jin he''an: "I don''t think I can clean it. I''m not clean. I''m not sick after eating."


    Yang Feiyue looked unimaginable: "are you so good?"


    Jin he''an continued to brush the pot: "the key is that the rust can''t be washed off at all!"


    Yang Feiyue thought, "master!"


    Li Tiezhu strolled outside the kitchen with the dog left: "what''s the matter?"


    "How to wash the pot when it is rusty?"


    "Coke, white vinegar and detergent, soak for a few minutes and then wash. It''s very easy."


    Jin he''an expressed doubts and was reluctant to give up the coke. However, he brushed it a few times and took out the coke. After a little soaking in the mixed solution, he brushed it again. The rust was really brushed off without effort.


    "Wow! Isn''t it amazing? Look... Isn''t it amazing?"


    Yang Feiyue found that his second brother was really two: "rice washing water and boiled vinegar are OK. Don''t you have any common sense? It''s just that there is no rice washing and no fire. These two methods don''t work. I asked Shifu. Second brother, don''t you have any common sense?"


    Open!


    Jin he smiled: "how can I have no common sense? I''m just... Not good at washing pots."


    Yang Feiyue: "according to my observation for a long time, you don''t seem to be good at anything."


    "That''s too much..."


    "Fishing?"


    "Stop talking!"


    "I thought I was the only one in the entertainment industry."


    "I can do a lot, such as..."


    "Like fishing?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Barrage:


    "Good fellow! Dare you let the iron pillar idle?"


    "Zhen Nailiang still hasn''t changed. As always, he only gives bad ideas."


    "Why is Li Tiezhu holding the chicken?"


    "Don''t you know how to rust the iron pot?"


    "It''s a little trick for serious brother''s life again!"


    "Jin he''an is so miserable!"


    "The koi sister is angry."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Sister, you can''t find a boyfriend like this."


    "Jin he''an suffered a soul blow!"


    "Yang Feiyue is the soul of this program."


    "I feel these people can''t work, except Yang Feiyue."


    "Sister koi is the only hope of this program..."


    Jin he''an, who was severely hit by Yang Feiyue, was very dull. He finally finished washing the pot, took the kettle and prepared to boil water. He turned around and said in confusion, "where can I get the water? Don''t tell me it''s in the river!"


    Zhen Nailiang, who was making a fire on the stove, "ah? Isn''t that water?"


    Yang Feiyue: "didn''t you use water to wash the pot? What brain? What are you thinking?"


    Jin he''an laughed foolishly.


    Shake your head and go get the water.


    Yang Feiyue continued to pursue: "why drink the water in the river? Is it because it''s dirty? Is it not sick after eating? Or do you want to catch a fish by the way?"


    "I just subconsciously feel like drinking mineral water..."


    "Go and dig a well in the mountains?"


    "No."


    "By the way, raise two fish in the well?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Jin he''an was unable to refute, with a slightly desperate expression.


    Stop talking about fishing, okay?


    Wu Litao, who squats on the ground to live with a small stove, has been laughing at Jin he''an. This boy feels that Yazi, who is not very smart, is not like me at all.


    Yang Feiyue: "what are you laughing at? Go chop more firewood!"


    Wu Litao: "don''t you see I''m making a fire?"


    "Brother Liang is making a fire."


    "He made a stove fire. There''s another stove here. Don''t you see it?"


    "Just make a fire. Why make a fire on both sides?"


    "My silly younger martial sister, because cooking needs two stoves!"


    "Brother Liang, after making a fire, go borrow the ignition and put it in the small stove. Isn''t that ok? Are you stupid or am I stupid?"


    Yang Feiyue sees that Wu Litao is also a fool.


    Wu Litao refused: "how can I borrow fire?"


    Zhen Nailiang also said, "yes, how can two different stoves borrow fire?"


    Now, it''s Yang Feiyue''s turn to feel numb. What immortals and monsters are these people!


    She said, "brother Liang, after you light it here, draw some firewood and put it in the small stove. Isn''t there a fire in the small stove? Have you forgotten your mind at home?"


    Wu Litao: "


    Zhen Nailiang smiled shamefully and looked at Wu Litao: "what your elder martial sister said also has a certain truth!"


    Not far away, Li Tiezhu went to the theatre with dog leftovers and was happy to have one. Zhen Nailiang, the first brother of ha ha''s family, successfully handed over the dominance of the family to Yang Feiyue by showing his IQ. I have to say that in terms of work, the three men are not as good as Yang Feiyue, and they do stupid things.


    Bullet screen show:


    "Jin he''an is laughing to death!"


    "Xiao Jin is so cute, ha ha..."


    "It''s like sleepwalking!"


    "Just washed the pot and forgot..."


    "No wonder it''s the second brother."


    "These two fire makers are also very clever!"


    "Brother Liang, take the lighter and light the wooden strip directly?"


    "This operation... It makes my scalp numb!"


    "Absolutely! This is a great way to make a fire."


    "Brother Tao is even more unique. The small stove is full of firewood. Is it smoke..."


    "Iron pillar, do it quickly!"


    "If brother Zheng doesn''t help, they can light the house."


    Li Tiezhu giggled while holding the chicken. It was a wonderful feeling to watch the play! He wandered into the yard and picked up some duck eggs in the duck pen.


    I haven''t been so leisurely on the program for a long time! splendid.

 Chapter 758

    In fact, Li Tiezhu is only busy in the two programs "mushroom house" and "Oh Huo primitive man". Other programs are also very leisurely, leisurely against people, leisurely copying songs.


    Although ha, farmer is very similar to mushroom house, Li Tiezhu''s feeling in the program is very different.


    To go to the mushroom house is to go to relatives'' houses. It''s impolite not to work. Coming to ha ha''s house is more like inspecting their work. It''s not good to intervene casually.


    After all... The four of them are more like coming to the deformer.


    After being torn apart by Yang Feiyue, Jin he''an and Wu Litao came out of the kitchen to chop firewood. They had a tacit understanding.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear to look straight at him.


    Jin he''an was OK. He split a piece of firewood five times.


    Wu Litao was very empty. After a click, the firewood was intact.


    I can''t see the barrage anymore:


    "Isn''t that funny?"


    "Jin he''an has great strength."


    "Jin Hean, go to the real man."


    "Wu Litao changed Xiao Jin."


    "Tao Tao''s strength is too small. He''s not as strong as a girl."


    "Call Peng Yuchang. Come and chop firewood."


    "Low configuration mushroom house is visual."


    "Ha ha, that''s stupid..."


    Wu Litao failed to chop firewood again, so he had to call outside for help: "master, this firewood can''t be split."


    Jin he''an said, "it''s hard to split it. It''s too tired."


    Li Tiezhu put the leftover dog on the ground, came over, took the axe, looked at it, and said to Wu Litao, "are you mentally retarded? How long have you not used this axe? I don''t know how to grind it?"


    Wu Litao: "it turned out that the axe was blunt. I said that with my natural power, I could chop..."


    Touch!


    Li Tiezhu held the axe in one hand, and the knife fell in his hand. The firewood was crisp and divided into two.


    Wu Litao: "... Don''t open..."


    Too easy.


    Jin he''an stared and said, "how, how did you do it?"


    Li Tiezhu put the split half of the firewood again and fell with his knife again: "great efforts produce miracles."


    Wu Litao: "thank you, master. I''ll make a fire."


    Li Tiezhu said, "stop and watch."


    Wu Litao: "Oh."


    Laziness fails.


    I saw that Li Tiezhu was not like them standing with both hands chopping firewood, but squatting on the ground, putting firewood in one hand and chopping in the other, fast and accurate. Cut the firewood into small pieces of wood thick and thin, and Li Tiezhu stopped.


    Barrage:


    "It is not difficult for those who can, but not for those who are difficult."


    "The way of chopping firewood in the mushroom house is wrong!"


    "Li Tiezhu is too efficient."


    "After all, he is a serious brother who dares to create" Oh Huo primitive man. "


    "It looks too easy."


    After cutting a piece of wood with a thick bowl into about ten pieces of wood, Li Tiezhu said to Wu Litao, "see? It''s fine enough. Can you do it?"


    Wu Litao and Jin he''an shook their heads together.


    Li Tiezhu picked up another piece of firewood and said, "you don''t have much strength. I''ll teach you a labor-saving way. Cut it in with two knives, one knife, and the second knife will take the firewood up and cut it down."


    Ka ¡«


    The firewood separated easily.


    "Oh!"


    Suddenly, Jin he''an listened to the class. It turned out that firewood cutting was also learned.


    Return the axe to them, and Li Tiezhu goes to the kitchen.


    Jin he''an and Wu Litao discuss with each other and start chopping firewood. They look a little like each other.


    Over there, Zhen Nailiang is still making a fire, tirelessly.


    The lighter pointed at a thin piece of wood.


    Five seconds, ten seconds, thirty seconds... Zhen Nailiang didn''t move away until the lighter was hot. Then, he looked at the small flame on the wooden strip and went out in despair.


    Yang Feiyue is also silently looking at brother Liang and spreading his hand to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "has he always been so brave?"


    Yang Feiyue: "my eldest brother is super brave!"


    Zhen Nailiang raised his head: "what''s the matter? What''s the problem?"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t want to talk, which is too anti wisdom.


    Yang Feiyue also continued to wash dishes and dishes. She was so frank that she couldn''t organize language.


    Zhen Nailiang: "I don''t believe it. The play can be performed. Can''t even fire be produced?"


    Yang Feiyue: "roar ~"


    Zhen Nailiang: "what I say today, I want to make this fire. It''s about my personal honor. I bet on my dignity!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother, I want to bet on something you have."


    Zhen Nailiang: "


    Barrage:


    "Brother Liang... You light a fire with firewood?"


    "This kind of large stove ignition is very skillful."


    "Mao skill! It''s an IQ problem."


    "Can the big wooden bar light?"


    Brother Liang learned to be smart by lighting non combustible sticks. He first lit a handful of hay and then stuffed firewood into it, but he failed.


    Without a word, Li Tiezhu turned and left. He went to the roadside to pick up dry branches.


    A few minutes later, thick smoke billowed over the clouds.


    The whole villa was choked by smoke.


    Yang Feiyue: "brother Liang, don''t burn too much. You haven''t started cooking yet."


    Zhen Nailiang: "the key is that there is no fire!"


    Yang Feiyue: "where''s the fire? It''s been half an hour..."


    Zhen Nailiang: "there is no fire, only smoke. The children next door choked and cried."


    After struggling again, Zhen Nailiang gave up. He was willing to admit defeat, put down his dignity and asked for help:


    "Feiyue, come and help me. The fire can''t start."


    Yang Feiyue rolled up his sleeves and came over.


    "You put so much hay?"


    "How much should I put?"


    "Give me the lighter."


    "Here you are."


    Zhen Nailiang is like a pupil. He is very clever. After all, he is used to being beaten in the face when he goes to any program.


    Yang Feiyue lit the fire, but it was not enough to ignite the firewood: "I need branches!"


    Then he went out.


    "I picked up some, enough."


    Li Tiezhu came in with some dry branches and handed them to Yang Feiyue.


    Yang Feiyue ran back to the kitchen and broke the branches with his legs. He was too skilled. He soon lit the stove and the firewood burned.


    Zhen Nailiang exclaimed, "Oh! Great, you''re great."


    Yang Feiyue had no waves in his heart: "hay can only ignite a fire. It needs some fire-resistant branches to burn continuously in order to ignite the firewood."


    Li Tiezhu said, "this stove has been useless for too long. The chimney is a little blocked. I''ll get it for you tomorrow."


    Barrage:


    "Koi sister survival skills full score."


    "Sure enough, it''s a rural child."


    "It hurts to be skilled..."


    "Sister Feiyue, this is a belt three. It''s not easy."


    "I feel that the other three are giant babies who can''t do anything."


    "Yang Feiyue can light it because... She''s a fire."


    "Li Tiezhu is also angry. They are the only ones who can live in this room."


    "Sure enough, it is the hope of the whole village."


    "Li Tiezhu has no desire to do it at all. Is this too different?"


    "Serious brother: I''m here to enjoy happiness. I''m waiting for the disciples to be filial to me."


    "Your apprentice will be filial to you!"


    Then, Jin he''an was the first to cook. His method was too dark to describe.


    If you have to describe it, it''s like shit.


    It seems that there are eggs, mushrooms and what else


    Yang Feiyue was crazy and couldn''t bear it, but he was not too familiar on the first day and couldn''t lift the pot. He grabbed Li Tiezhu''s sleeve and threw it wildly: "master! I feel that my next life is full of darkness..."


    Li Tiezhu: "leap, be optimistic! Trust your teammates."


    Jin he installed the black paste and came over: "brother Zhu, do you smell it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well, fragrant... Vomit ~"


    Jin he''an looked forward and said, "brother Zhu, come and have a taste."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Liang, you taste it. You''re old."


    Zhen Nailiang came over with a guilty heart: "if one day I go..."


    Li Tiezhu: "we will bury you on the hill."


    Yang Feiyue: "next year, the mountains will be full of red umbrellas, red umbrellas and white rods..."


    The joke was a joke. Zhen Nailiang tasted it and didn''t die. He said, "who else has food? Wu Litao has one... Who, tie Zhu, get two, three or four. I don''t dislike that the second brother is terrible. I mainly want you to show your hand."


    Say what you want!


    Li Tiezhu: "


    As I said long ago, Li Tiezhu can stew soup and fry ducks. So far, he hasn''t started. The main reason is that it''s still early and the sun is still very big. Let them toss around and shoot more materials for the program group. As an old variety artist, Li Tiezhu knows how to grasp the rhythm.


    Moreover, Li Tiezhu never steals the play. If he steals the play, there will be no scenes for others.


    Then let''s say that the pot of boiling water that Jin he''an burned is not used to shed duck feathers?


    Yang Feiyue picked up the kitchen knife and looked at Li Tiezhu: "master!"


    Li Tiezhu: "go!"


    Then they walked out of the kitchen and had a tacit understanding.


    Wu Litao shouted in the back, "Why are you going?"


    Yang Feiyue: "kill the duck, shall we go together?"


    Wu Litao''s hand trembled a little: "no, no, I have to chop firewood."


    Gaga, Gaga


    Wu Litao stopped chopping firewood and hurriedly hid in the kitchen. He was always timid: "is it OK to kill ducks openly on the program?"


    Zhen Nailiang said, "where did you kill the ducks? They went to thaw the ducks in the refrigerator."


    Wu Litao: "


    Jin he''an said, "I remember they killed chicken and fish, loach and eel in the mushroom house. It''s nothing. The program team will cut it off!"


    Wu Litao was speechless and could only start cooking braised meat. He did. It was the scream of ducks outside that made him tremble a little, so that he always shook his hands when putting seasonings.


    Ten minutes later, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue came in with a naked duck, an old duck and a young duck.


    Experts always come out at the end.


    When everyone finished their own dishes, Li Tiezhu began to stew sour radish and old duck soup on a small stove, Yang Feiyue chopped the duck, cut ginger and pepper, and Li Tiezhu began to fry ginger and duck.


    As soon as Li Tiezhu made a move, the program immediately changed from a disaster film to a food blockbuster.


    Zhen Nailiang, Wu Litao and Jin he''an saluted next to each other, and the saliva was about to flow out.


    Jin he''an said, "fortunately, there are iron pillars, otherwise we have nothing to eat tonight."


    Zhen Nailiang: "seriously, the arrival of Tiezhu today makes us very happy!"


    Wu Litao: "and me."


    Zhen Nailiang said, "don''t make trouble, go and burn a fire."


    Li Tiezhu also saw that Yang Feiyue was reliable among these people, and others came to make trouble. However, Wang Fang can also cook. After all, he is a Sichuan Chongqing doll. If Wang Fang is replaced by Wu Litao, Yang Feiyue will go crazy.

 Chapter 759

    After a while, all the dishes are on the table. There is no harm without comparison.


    Li Tiezhu''s Ginger fried duck and sour radish duck soup are of course the best. Wu Litao''s braised meat can also be sold. Jin he''an''s dark cuisine should be mosaic.


    Yang Feiyue''s Stewed rice with red intestines and vegetables is outstanding, with complete color, flavor and flavor. It is photographed by the program team as a food program.


    Zhen Nailiang, the only one who didn''t cook, said with great ingenuity:


    "Originally, I wanted to show my hand and make the best tomato and egg soup. However, seeing that Feiyue and Tiezhu are so positive, I won''t compete with them and leave the opportunity of performance to the young people."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak.


    Yang Feiyue was left with the opportunity to fight against others. She lived up to expectations and said, "roar, you''re trying to grab the opportunity to lose face. You can''t lose one!"


    Zhen Nailiang was unconvinced: "I''m ashamed. Isn''t there a little problem with making a fire?"


    Yang Feiyue: "fishing and getting lost."


    Zhen Nailiang: "I was..."


    Yang Feiyue: "the eldest and second brothers in the family don''t look very clever Yazi."


    Zhen Nailiang: "


    Barrage:


    "Digging! A leap on the tip of the tongue."


    "Did you lick the koi?"


    "Don''t leave after school."


    "The rice looks so delicious."


    "I''m hungry at night."


    "So, is this a food show?"


    "Where Li Tiezhu is, there is a food program, and real men are no exception."


    "Yang Feiyue is skilled in cooking."


    "Hard boast?"


    "These fans are really impressed..."


    "It''s obvious that leap can do it without saying she''s a chef."


    "It''s already great. It''s worthy of being a female version of Li Tiezhu."


    It began to get dark. Five people were on a small wooden table in the yard ready to start eating.


    Jin he''an unscrewed the coke bottle cap and said, "ah! It''s not easy."


    Zhen Nailiang: "why don''t we cry first?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "it''s difficult? It only shows that your life skills are too poor. Look at my master. When they made Oh Huo primitive man, they had no house, tools and food. The beginning was to survive in the wild..."


    Jin he''an was interested: "Hey, yes. Was it really so hard for Tiezhu to record that program last year?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s OK, it''s not very difficult. In contrast, your program and mushroom house are on vacation."


    Jin he''an stopped talking and couldn''t destroy his prestige.


    Barrage:


    "What about this year''s oh Huo primitive man? Is it also summer vacation?"


    "Expect!"


    "Seriously, record the primitive man quickly!"


    "This program is simpler than mushroom house. There is no challenge."


    Eating, Zhen Nailiang said, "the most difficult thing about our program is that we have no money, no food and no meat. Do you have any good suggestions?"


    Wu Litao said, "go hunting in the mountains!"


    Yang Feiyue: "are you beaten by prey? Just my silly brothers, I have to be killed alive by small animals."


    Jin he''an said, "we also practiced, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but say, "are you stupid? There are chickens, ducks and geese at home, and they don''t have food and meat? I looked at it. There are 14 female ducks in the duck. They should all be able to lay eggs. Don''t you have money if you sell them? So are the ducks. The program team doesn''t stipulate that ducks are not allowed to be sold, right?"


    Zhen Nailiang suddenly brightened up and shouted at him!


    Jin he''an looks at the director not far away.


    Director: "you can''t sell ducks!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what you''re saying now doesn''t count. Who wants you not to think about it in advance? Besides, they don''t have much food and feed ducks? The more they feed, the poorer they become! Listen to me, if you have no money, sell some."


    Yang Feiyue said, "I think it''s OK! Ducks can eat more than chickens. Only half of those ducks can top three dog leftovers!"


    Li Tiezhu: "dog leftovers can also be sold."


    Yang Feiyue: "farewell? I gave it a name myself. Why don''t you sell chicken flying and dog jumping?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I''m talking about performing arts. It''s a unique variety here. Take it to the entrance of the village to take a picture with tourists! Chicken flying and dog jumping can''t do, and there''s no star temperament. Moreover, there are all kinds of dishes in the vegetable field. Can you finish eating? Take it and sell it!"


    Zhen Nailiang: "this can be! Suddenly I found that iron pillar can make money!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "of course, the money I earn a year can top you for ten years."


    "Hahaha..."


    The other three laughed ruthlessly.


    Zhen Nailiang tried to stop: "too much... Iron pillar, can we not talk about the topic that hurt our feelings? No wonder the Internet says you are a mad dog. Who catches and bites who... How long have you been here? How many times have you offended me?"


    Yang Feiyue: "brother Liang, have you ever thought it''s your own problem?"


    Zhen Nailiang cried and laughed: "it was two Li Tiezhu who attacked me!"


    Jin he''an: "I found that Feiyue and iron pillar are really like each other. It''s special and natural, and it''s special and real to say what you want to say."


    Wu Litao raised his hand: "me too."


    Zhen Nailiang: "don''t make trouble. You have a brain cramp."


    Wu Litao was speechless. Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue met Zhen Nailiang. He had no power to fight back. He turned around and gave me a critical blow? What do you mean? I''m so bullied?


    Yang Feiyue: "my younger martial brother won''t have brain cramps."


    Wu Litao thanked: "thank you."


    Yang Feiyue: "he sometimes has no brain."


    Wu Litao: "


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t say that. Tao Tao sometimes has a brain."


    Serial critical hit.


    Zhen Nailiang said curiously, "Tao Tao, there are many black ones on the Internet. Do you care?"


    Wu Litao: "care! I''ll ask the navy to scold back, but I''ll scold myself."


    Zhen Nailiang: "can you say that? Ask the water army?"


    Wu Litao said, "can''t you tell me? Apart from my master, who hasn''t invited a navy? To be honest, I also spent money to raise some fans!"


    Zhen Nailiang covered his face and couldn''t talk about the gray area of the entertainment industry anymore. He asked Yang Feiyue, "what do you think of online sunspots?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "I don''t care. I''m me. I''ll show you my real side in the program. I''m sure I have many shortcomings, but who has no shortcomings? I think my master''s way is very good and doesn''t care about other people''s opinions."


    Zhen Nailiang admired Li Tiezhu a little: "are you so strong in psychological quality? Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the matter? Generally, I don''t beep if I can move my hand. Anyone who can beat me disdains to scold me, and those who scold me can''t beat me."


    Zhen Nailiang asked for advice with an open mind: "don''t you care about some particularly malicious comments?"


    Li Tiezhu thought: "the most vicious sentence, I remember someone said I was a local dog. A contestant said it loudly during my audition. I didn''t care at that time. Now I want to say to her... I make hundreds of millions a year! Where do you work?"


    "Hahaha..."


    The others are laughing crazy, which is Li Tiezhu!


    Zhen Nailiang is stupid. Can he still do this? Isn''t this a scolding?


    "Iron pillar, aren''t you afraid of being scolded?"


    "The more you scold me, the more red you become!"


    "But..."


    "Those who scold me are on Weibo, but I don''t have a Weibo account."


    Zhen Nailiang applauded. It''s so powerful! I learned.


    He has been... Unspeakable in the last two years. Not long ago, a skin and a deer openly showed their love and spilled a bottle of sulfuric acid on his wounds that had not yet healed.


    There are many online support for him, but there are also many vicious insults.


    He couldn''t help feeling: "You know... There''s a very vivid example. A friend of mine met something and we all comforted him. He said he didn''t need comfort. It''s good. But he would read those comments every night and read them over and over again. A week later, he collapsed. He said why? He clearly didn''t do anything wrong. Why did these people scold him and humiliate him? All he could do was Say... "


    Zhen Nailiang, a student of Wuzhong Shengyou, had a red eye. He took a breath and said, "sometimes it''s too difficult to be an artist and a public figure."


    Jin he''an and Wu Litao bring dishes to Zhen Nailiang.


    "Eat a mouthful of braised meat and forget all your troubles."


    "Have a mushroom and don''t want to cry anymore."


    "Thank you! They, no, that''s how we comfort my friends."


    Zhen Nailiang laughed at himself.


    Li Tiezhu Road: "Brother Liang, don''t you think it''s a good thing? One year, my old man and I renovated the barn in my hometown. Halfway through the repair, we found a mouse hole in the corner and ate a lot of our food. We blocked the mouse hole and pasted a layer of cement on the wall so that the mouse would never have a chance to make a hole again. If we hadn''t found the mouse hole at that time, it would be very dangerous. If we had found the mouse hole earlier, it would explain Good luck. "


    Without this mouse hole, what might be lost is the grain in the whole barn.


    Zhen Nailiang can''t be corrected by Li Tiezhu. I have to celebrate with him. However, he seems to have a good point.


    If it takes another 20 years to find out that someone likes doing hair


    Think carefully and fear!


    Yang Feiyue, the village flower, was not as brave as Li Tiezhu, the master. He smiled and rounded up the scene: "stop talking, stop talking..."


    Li Tiezhu still said, "people who like you will like you. People who don''t like you won''t like you. What should I do? You don''t like me, and I don''t like you, ha bah!"


    Zhen Nailiang: "the truth is this truth..."


    Wu Litao and Jin he''an dare not talk. It''s really hard to say. The more they persuade, the more embarrassed they become.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I like Mr. Guo''s words. Don''t persuade others to be kind without him. However, if you can''t beat you, you will become stronger."


    Zhen Nailiang is suddenly enlightened. Yes, I''m green and stronger!


    Barrage:


    "Liang Ge Zha''s heart!"


    "I love brother Liang."


    "Men and women can''t die easily..."


    "Iron pillar is a little too hard to persuade people."


    "It''s good to leave early, Liangzi."


    "The world is not worth it."


    "These people have been subjected to cyber violence."


    "Iron pillar, leap and brother Liang are the worst."


    "Serious brother: is cyber violence my violence?"


    "Zhen Nailiang has changed..."


    This topic has been talked for a long time. Although brother Liang is unwilling to talk, Li Tiezhu still chases it and talks about it all the time. Jin he''an and Wu Litao were so embarrassed that Yang Feiyue bowed his head and ate fiercely, pretending not to hear.


    The program team was so embarrassed that they cut off this paragraph that it must not be broadcast.


    "Brother Liang, she''s so old. What do you want?"


    "Serious man, who pierces his ears?"


    "What the hell is hip hop music? Music is only good and bad."


    "Anyone who sings poorly likes to pretend."


    "If your shoes are broken, you should buy new ones!"


    "I heard you chased her? Eh! Stupid!"


    "Brother liang? Do you want to hit me?"


    "You can bear it. You can''t beat me ten."


    Finally, Zhen Nailiang successfully laughed angrily, and his mood was strangely much better. It seems that it is really a good thing that gongs, drums and firecrackers are roaring!

 Chapter 760

    Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi engaged in improper trading. Ducks and vegetables exchanged half a bag of flour, a jar of pickles, a stewed pig''s hoof and... Five kilograms of rapeseed oil.


    No loss, no profit. Li Tiezhu uses surplus materials here, and Huang Sanshi uses surplus materials there, because they will be killed after recording tomorrow.


    For ha ha family, flour is the staple food, which is very scarce, and rapeseed oil is also a necessary thing.


    After the transaction, Huang Sanshi patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and said, "it''s so fast! It''s been four years..."


    Why did you suddenly mention this?


    Li Tiezhu has been in business for three years, but he has joined the four seasons mushroom house. He is the most diligent artist to the mushroom house, and even once became a permanent guest of the mushroom house.


    However, in order to hold Yi Xing and Zhang Zifeng, Huang Sanshi excluded Li Tiezhu last year, and the relationship gradually alienated.


    Li Tiezhu won''t hate anyone. They are all the people who have helped him. He just knows the difference between intimacy and estrangement.


    Li Tiezhu also matured a lot and said, "yes! If it weren''t for the mushroom house, I wouldn''t know Zhu Er."


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu was very popular, Huang Sanshi said, "you are the child who came out of our mushroom house. Tomorrow, the mushroom house will be finished in the fourth season. Come back when you have time?"


    Zhen Nailiang said, "I''m so sorry!"


    Huang Sanshi: "it''s all right. Add a pair of chopsticks. Iron pillar is your own child."


    Zhen Nailiang turns his head away, admires the morning glow and loses his feelings. People only invite Li Tiezhu


    Li Tiezhu: "good! I''ll rub the meal in the evening."


    His original plan was to return to the army tonight and have a day off tomorrow.


    However, since Huang Sanshi has invited him face to face, he still needs to give face. He decided to go to the mushroom house tonight and return to the army tomorrow.


    Huang Sanshi laughed: "you can''t rub rice. Anyone can rub rice in the mushroom house, you can''t. I''ll prepare the dishes and wait for you to do it."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you."


    Barrage:


    "Perfect!"


    "Sprinkle flowers! Iron pillars are coming to the mushroom house!"


    "Did I watch the TV series? Isn''t this ha, farmer?"


    "This is ha, mushroom man."


    "There''s no channeling platform. It''s all mango platform."


    "That''s interesting."


    Huang Sanshi patted Li Tiezhu and didn''t speak. Who should say thank you? It''s hard to say.


    Since the last season, the ratings of mushroom house began to decline, and this season was even worse at the beginning. Thanks to Li Tiezhu''s two issues half a month ago, the ratings almost doubled.


    They also understand that the core of this program is Huang Sanshi and he Ling, but Li Tiezhu is the soul.


    The results in the first quarter were average. In the second quarter, Li Tiezhu was resident and instantly jumped to the top variety show. He even stepped on "gallop bar" and "infinite challenge" for a time.


    Therefore, in order to conclude this season, whether the ratings of the first phase or the influence of the next season, Huang Sanshi still strongly invited Li Tiezhu.


    If Huang Sanshi goes to set Zhen Nailiang again, is it going well to do this program for the first time? Life is hard, isn''t it? Can''t cook? impecuniosity?


    I will not worry about it.


    In a few words, the old fox gave Zhen Nailiang the routine and knew the general level of the first episode of the program.


    Zhang Zifeng chattered around Li Tiezhu about the interesting stories of the mushroom house, especially about the little turtle dynamic bully and Su Su. The words were so close that Peng Yuchang couldn''t get in.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and asked, "who is there in the last issue?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "they are all musicians. I''m sure you can talk to them! Mr. Xu Han, sister onana, old wolf, Zheng Yun, Liu Mei and her son tuba."


    Li Tiezhu: "so many people in this period?"


    Peng Yuchang finally answered: "and my Uncle Chen Chichi, too lazy to be speechless."


    When Li Tiezhu heard Chen Chichi''s name, he smiled: "OK, I''ll cure him!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "are you coming? Great!"


    Peng Yuchang: "what''s good? The program team has no money!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it hurts feelings to talk about money. In this way, I''ll come to your door, and you''ll come to our door. How about it?"


    Although it''s not your own program, it''s your own apprentice''s program! And she''s still my artist.


    Yang Feiyue''s first A-level variety show.


    Peng Yuchang pushed Zhang Zifeng forward: "give your sister to you! Anyway, she has nothing to do after the exam."


    Zhang Zifeng lowered his head and didn''t speak.


    Peng Yuchang: "eh? You didn''t object? Sister, when have you been so good? Hahaha... Is it true that being a brother is becoming more and more dignified?"


    Zhang Zifeng replied shyly, "mentally retarded!"


    After another chat, the two groups of people turned around and went back to their houses.


    "Ha, farmer" was recorded in manzhang village and Manyuan village where "mushroom house" is located. According to the name, the two villages are not far away. The two villages are less than ten miles apart. They run half a round trip on both sides, just finishing five kilometers.


    So last night, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi decided the "transaction".


    Li Tiezhu ran back with Zhen Nailiang and... Zhang Zifeng.


    Zhang Zifeng is the "hostage" of the exchange. He first plays in ha ha farm for a day, and then goes back to the mushroom house with Li Tiezhu in the evening.


    Li Tiezhu ran in front and Zhen Nailiang walked behind. He couldn''t run any longer.


    Zhang Zifeng was even more miserable. He moved slowly with his waist crossed and became angry.


    Barrage:


    "What do you want, sister?"


    "I followed your father and your brother out to run early in the morning, and they sold them."


    "Serious elder brother doesn''t have pity on jade at all."


    "Zheng Yanzi: unexpectedly, some people expect Li Tiezhu to pity fragrance and jade?"


    "The two programs can''t distinguish clearly now..."


    Li Tiezhu has run away for a long time.


    Zhang Zifeng was a little lost and continued to walk with pain.


    Zhen Nailiang asked, "Zifeng, how was your exam?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "it should be ok..."


    "What do you know? Make a fire? Chop firewood? Cook? Or do farm work?"


    "I... basically won''t."


    "How did you survive in the mushroom house?"


    "It''s Mr. Huang and brother Peng who work. My brother comes to work with my brother. I''ll follow him."


    "Well, it''s all right. I''ll teach you to work when you come to our place."


    "I... thank you!"


    Zhen Nailiang smiled and said, "you''re welcome. You''re one of our workforce today."


    Zhang Zifeng: "I will try my best..."


    She thought to herself: she deserved to have no girlfriend


    Ling Ling


    Li Tiezhu returned by bike.


    Zhang Zifeng showed a bright smile and looked at Zhen Nailiang: you see, my brother deserves so many girlfriends


    Li Tiezhu came in the car and shouted, "sister, are you tired?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "a little."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s far away. You''re tired. Hahaha... I''ll ride twice."


    While talking, Li Tiezhu rode past Zhen Nailiang and Zhang Zifeng.


    Zhang Zifeng twitched at the corner of his mouth: "


    How can such people have so many girlfriends???


    There must be something wrong!


    What makes people bald is that when Zhang Zifeng came to ha ha farm after walking a few miles, Li Tiezhu happened to ride back, and his sister turned her eyes covertly.


    Li Tiezhu: "are you tired after walking so far?"


    Then he took out an ice cream and gave it to her.


    Zhang Zifeng was not angry at once. Crisp said, "it''s OK. I''m not very tired. Thank you, brother."


    Li Tiezhu said earnestly, "take more exercise during the summer vacation. The military training intensity of our school is much higher than that of other schools. You can''t stand it now, you know?"


    Zhang Zifeng was a little moved. It turned out that my brother was encouraging me to exercise more


    Back at ha ha''s house, Jin he''an has got up. Zhen Nailiang introduced Zhang Zifeng and his previous deal with mushroom house.


    Jin he''an, who was gargling, regretted and missed the big scene!


    Li Tiezhu cooked tomato and egg noodles for everyone, then went up to kick Wu Litao up, and asked Zhang Zifeng to call Yang Feiyue.


    Zhang Zifeng was a little social phobia. He entered Yang Feiyue''s room and hesitated for a long time before whispering with an ice cream: "sister Feiyue, sister Feiyue, it''s time to get up..."


    Yang Feiyue woke up vaguely, looked at Zhang Zifeng, rubbed his eyes, looked again, and immediately sat up:


    "Who are you?"


    "I am..."


    "You''re Zhang Zifeng! Did Miss Huang get up? Hey, no, I didn''t record mushroom house? Did I cross it? Two years ago?"


    "No, I came with my brother and your master today..."


    At least he called Yang Feiyue downstairs with the head of the chicken nest. Zhang Zifeng said, "sister, your hairstyle..."


    Yang Feiyue yawned: "Oh, whatever! Master, did you buy me ice cream?"


    Li Tiezhu''s voice came from the kitchen: "I put it in the refrigerator."


    Yang Feiyue was satisfied and took the ice cream to comb his hair.


    Wu Litao, who was burning the fire, turned over the refrigerator and found nothing. Obviously, the master didn''t buy him ice cream, and he didn''t dare to ask.


    Cook tomato and egg noodles and serve.


    Yang Feiyue and the next door neighbor''s child Zhang Zifeng all bow their heads and eat noodles silently. Wu Litao is also relatively normal. Zhen Nailiang and Jin he''an are silly.


    "Iron pillar, do you eat noodles in a washbasin?"


    "Can you finish eating so much?"


    "Eh? Why aren''t both sisters surprised?"


    "Awesome!"


    At this time, several people got today''s work arrangement: cutting sugarcane and herding cattle.


    Li Tiezhu thought that it was as easy as mushroom house.


    Barrage:


    "Coming, coming..."


    "Here comes the famous face!"


    "Nuclear power ahead, please take protective measures."


    "Hahaha..."


    Zhen Nailiang is pretending to arrange work again, and then a sad chicken cry comes.


    Jin he''an ran out: "the chicken is dying!"


    Yang Feiyue stamped the bowl and shouted, "Mom! Don''t think about the rest of the dog!"


    Zhen Nailiang looked blankly: "what''s the matter with the chicken?"


    Zhang Zifeng is also dull. Is the chicken equivalent to the colored lights in the mushroom house?


    The crowd ran out and saw that the dog remnants originally tied to the chicken rack were tragically hanging in the air, messy in the wind, and several roosters stood on the chicken rack.


    They are... The leftovers of a group coming to beat dogs! Hit and hang!


    It''s just cheating chickens!


    (after the third watch, ask for a wave of monthly tickets!)

 Chapter 762

    The audience watching the program are crazy. Is "hanging" OK?


    Dog leftovers are more interesting than lanterns! I didn''t expect that, ha ha, the animals in the farm and the animals in the Bimo mushroom house are not reliable.


    The barrage also slipped away:


    "It''s fine!"


    "Hang your own southeast branch, dog residue."


    "So funny, ha ha..."


    "Don''t think about it!"


    "Yang Feiyue laughed to death."


    "Is the dog left beaten? It must be!"


    "This BGM is amazing."


    "Why tie the chicken?"


    "What? The dog was so humiliated that he hanged himself?"


    "Is this the legendary... Hanging chicken?"


    Several people discussed to move the chicken rack inside. They can''t go to the door of the house. It''s easy to be bullied by other chickens.


    Li Tiezhu came out slowly with a washbasin. While picking up noodles, he joined in the fun. He couldn''t help saying, "Hey, look, what''s wrong with the chicken? Is it hurt? Why don''t we eat it?"


    Zhen Nailiang: "what''s the logic? Eat when you''re hurt?"


    Yang Feiyue stopped in front of the chicken: "don''t eat my dog leftovers!"


    Li Tiezhu: "chicken soup noodles are delicious!"


    Yang Feiyue swallowed his saliva: "you can''t eat that!"


    Wu Litao said to the thief, "it may be an internal injury. It can''t be cured. Eat it."


    Yang Feiyue glared angrily and said, "dare! I''ll tie you to the chicken rack after eating the dog leftovers! Let the chicken at home beat you every day."


    Wu Litao: "are you crazy? My special forces can''t beat those chickens?"


    Yang Feiyue: "the dog residue is still a special chicken! If you fight with it, who wins will go to the chicken rack."


    Wu Litao: "I... master, do you accept such people?"


    Li Tiezhu held the basin and drank soup: "suck away ~ in fact, brother Tao, you are the other kind of our school! Look at you, elder martial sister Feiyue, and then look at me. Finally, look at your martial Master Cheng Dalong. They are all fierce men! You are not!"


    Shifu stabbed him himself. Wu Litao found that he had picked it up.


    Wu Litao said, "I knew I wouldn''t come to this program!"


    Sister Zhang Zifeng said, "Why are you tied up with dog leftovers?"


    Yang Feiyue: "other people''s ornamental chickens are also tied. Don''t you tie the colored lights?"


    Zhang Zifeng said, "the lantern is not tied. Anyway, it doesn''t like to move. It won''t fly away for refuge unless my brother says he wants to stew duck soup."


    Yang Feiyue: "you don''t have terrible neighbors. Colored lanterns can''t live three episodes here."


    Also, those chickens are wandering in the street. They haven''t read books.


    After saving the dog residue, Li Tiezhu also ate a basin of noodles. Zhen Nailiang led everyone to cut sugarcane in the field.


    How to put it?


    This sugarcane field is really small. On a small block of land no more than 30 square meters, dozens of sugarcane stand alone.


    Li Tiezhu is a little embarrassed. NIMA, six people bully so many dozens of sugarcane? Mushroom house can''t do such a thing. Come on!


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu still chose to stand idly by.


    This is different from working in the mushroom house. When working in the mushroom house, the program group usually gives a large amount of tasks, which are often not completed. It depends on Huang Sanshi''s cheek to rub the program group, or Li Tiezhu''s toughness to rob.


    The program group''s goal is too easy, and Li Tiezhu is not interested. Cut sugar cane and stop talking. Herd cattle?


    Really, I''m here on vacation!


    Of course, so far, the effect of this program is very good, but it is not professional enough for farm life.


    Li Tiezhu also likes this slow variety show, but it''s too leisurely and not very good.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu understood why the program group was so... Pediatrics.


    Because apart from Yang Feiyue, these people don''t know farming. As the leader of the team, Zhen Nailiang has no knowledge reserve and field control ability like Huang Sanshi.


    "Should sugarcane be uprooted or cut directly? Keep the roots and grow again next year?"


    This is Zhen Nailiang''s question.


    Li Tiezhu said, "have you ever planted sugarcane?"


    Zhen Nailiang: "No."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "planting sugarcane is to dig out a row of soil ditches and put sugarcane one by one. Each section of sugarcane can send out several buds. The remaining sugarcane roots can also germinate, but they will germinate in a month or two. The season is wrong and they will not grow well! Therefore, we should cut them directly, turn over the ground after cutting, pull out the roots and throw them away."


    These artists are really... Diligent and uneducated!


    Zhen Nailiang: "ah! Then, cut it!"


    Jin he''an said: "however, the guide of the program group says that with sugarcane roots, sugarcane will rise again next year."


    Li Tiezhu: "is the program group mentally retarded? It''s made up by people who haven''t been to the ground. With the precipitation in southern Yunnan, the roots will rot in the ground in less than a week."


    Barrage:


    "Bullshit! Just break it."


    "Sugarcane Festival is seed!"


    "Iron pillar popular science link."


    "We don''t leave roots here. We plant the unsweetened Festival on the tip."


    "The program team is talking nonsense. We''re digging roots!"


    "I haven''t dug it. Haven''t I bought it yet?"


    "The sugarcane on the market is rooted, isn''t it?"


    "This program is called: Yang Feiyue and useless men."


    "Don''t take Li Tiezhu."


    Zhen Nailiang and Jin he''an didn''t care much about whether to keep their roots. They were like children who had never seen the world. Compared with pulling sugarcane with their bare hands, Wu Litao, who was shameless, followed up to pull sugarcane. None of them pulled it up.


    Yang Feiyue grabbed a sugarcane in one hand and broke it off with a slap.


    Everyone was shocked. Give me some face!


    Zhang Zifeng was startled: "Oh! Sister Feiyue is a Hercules!"


    "Is it difficult?"


    Yang Feiyue just silently put the sugarcane on the ground and broke the second one.


    Zhang Zifeng was greatly impressed. He hurried up to help Yang Feiyue take the sugarcane. Yang Feiyue cut it. Zhang Zifeng helped carry it and cooperated with him.


    In contrast, the other three men are still pulling sugarcane.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t work, but beeped: "cut if you can''t pull it! Why do you have to pull sugarcane?"


    Wu Litao said, "master, you don''t understand. This is a war between men!"


    Li Tiezhu came over and pulled out a sugarcane with his bare hands, roots and mud: "this is not a war between men, this is a war between wastes."


    Jin he''an burst into laughter.


    Zhen Nailiang said, "we started cutting sugarcane just now!"


    However, they are still playing.


    There are four rows of sugarcane, two rows of three men, and two rows of Yang Feiyue and his sister Zhang Zifeng. As a result, Yang Feiyue and his sister finished cutting sugarcane early, and the other side is still competing with the knife technique, a knife flow or something.


    Also speechless.


    However, Li Tiezhu was still watching and didn''t start himself.


    dissimilarity.


    This is the program of apprentice Yang Feiyue. He came here to help her. Of course, he should highlight Yang Feiyue and not steal the limelight. In contrast, when he was in the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu was inferior to animals. Anyone dared to rob his part of the play and anyone dared to fight.


    Zhang Zifeng came over crying: "brother, my hand was scratched by sugarcane leaves."


    Li Tiezhu was ready. He took out a band aid and stuck it on Zhang Zifeng: "why don''t you wear gloves?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "I don''t think sister Feiyue is wearing gloves."


    Li Tiezhu: "can you compare with her? She worked as a farmer since childhood. She can''t hurt."


    Yang Feiyue said, "master! Take me to your oh Huo primitive man! These three... Can''t move! What are they!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I see."


    Zhang Zifeng: "looking at the three of them, I seem to see three pengge. It''s hard to say..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing. It''s really like ah!


    After waiting for a long time, the three men finally cut down the sugarcane and wanted to carry it back. They held seven or eight sugarcane.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help it. He asked Yang Feiyue and his sister Zhang Zifeng to cut hemp rope and tie it up. He went to cut a bamboo pole and picked it all back in one breath.


    As soon as they entered the house, they saw Chang Wei beating dog leftovers. Chang Wei was the black chicken leading the family.


    After Changwei ran away again and saved the dog, they shouted to go fishing again.


    After driving for half an hour, I caught a fish, which was deliberately put by the program team.


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed to say.


    Long vines hung from the trees along the river, and several men couldn''t help swinging, as if they were Tarzan, an ape.


    Li Tiezhu also went to swing several times, which was very interesting.


    Li Tiezhu also encouraged Zhang Zifeng: "try it! People always have to take risks all their life and can''t be stable forever."


    Zhang Zifeng shook his head: "brother, I didn''t bring a change of clothes..."


    Li Tiezhu wanted to encourage his apprentice Yang Feiyue. As a result, she had gone to school.


    Yang Feiyue swung out beautifully, rowed his body over the river, very elegant, and then... Fell to the bank with a bang, half in the water and half on the bank.


    At that time, she made a strange sound:


    "Huh ~"


    They quickly picked her up and asked her if she had fallen.


    Zhang Zifeng: "sister, are you okay?"


    Yang Feiyue was very strong: "I''m fine! I''m just a little hungry. Let''s go home and make lunch?"


    So everyone began to return by car.


    Li Tiezhu whispered to Yang Feiyue, "does it hurt?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "I feel my waist has fallen off! It''s better now."


    Li Tiezhu: "say it when it hurts. What''s wrong with you? Come on, I''ll rub it for you."


    Yang Feiyue asked the master to massage her waist and said, "I can''t counselle. Once counselled, those who black me will rush up like mad dogs. I''m the hope of the whole village..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "I am also the hope of the whole village! I was your idea two years before I started my career. Everything is just! It''s unnecessary to think about it now."


    Yang Feiyue: "thank you, master."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t hurry to thank you first. I care about you mainly because you can''t make money for me when you''re injured. You''re my artist now."


    Yang Feiyue: "hahaha... I want to eat hot pot in the evening!"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t push an inch! I''m going to the mushroom house in the evening."


    Zhang Zifeng said, "let''s eat here! Brother, there are too many people over there. We''re tired of cooking. Let''s go after eating! I''ll call Mr. Huang and say."


    Yang Feiyue hugged Zhang Zifeng and kissed: "ha ha... Caught a little traitor."


    Zhang Zifeng blushed.


    Not long after returning home for dinner, Wang Fang arrived.


    Li Tiezhu was the first to greet him: "Yo, brother gang is coming. Don''t you notice? Brother gang came here in person? I knew we would lift the slide rod to pick you up!"


    Wang Fang is very rigid, just like an adult tiger, Pooh


    Wang Fang was very shy. He was excited by Li Tiezhu''s Xichuan words and said, "are you the waiter? I want 22 fried egg noodles, not eggs."


    Li Tiezhu: "Ouch! Sir, wait a minute and cook it for you right away!"


    Because they are from Sichuan and Chongqing, Wang Fang and Wang Xiaokai have a good relationship in the three small schools, and there are often news that they exclude Yi Qianxi. Through the relationship between Wang Xiaokai and Li Tiezhu, the relationship between Wang Fang and Li Tiezhu is also good. Brother Pao''s family doesn''t pull thin and put belts.

 Chapter 763

    After dinner, Jin he''an and Wu Litao go to sell sugarcane. The others rest at home. They are not bullying. They change direction and add a lens to them.


    After all, there are two evils, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue. They don''t have many shots.


    Zhen Nailiang, an old man, went to take a nap. Yang Feiyue took his sister Zhang Zifeng in the bedroom. He didn''t know what to do. Li Tiezhu and Wang Fang were drinking beer downstairs and chatting.


    Brother gang handed Li Tiezhu a Chinese, lit one himself, and said, "Xiaokai''s hammer! I asked him to guest star in my program. He shouted one million for a period. He''s crazy about money!"


    Li Tiezhu flicked the ash and said to the cameraman, "teacher, go and have a rest for an hour. Don''t shoot. It won''t work if you shoot the material of smoking."


    The cameraman withdrew after consulting the director.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you have a lot of money in the first installment?"


    "Half a million."


    "Leng Shao?"


    "I recorded the king to Wang even less, 200000."


    "Then why do they want to change you for a phase of 60.7 million Hua Tianyu?"


    "Hey, hey... Because he''s the king of songs! The Chinese singer''s surname is Hua!"


    "That makes sense!"


    In fact, there is no obvious difference between them. In terms of popularity and fan wandering, Wang Fang has to be better. Three small had to be top class for many years. Even if they were separated, their popularity was not weak.


    Therefore, the reason for replacing Wang Fang in that program is actually not on the table. No wonder Wang Fang is angry. After seeing him fly alone, he had a bright future in the hosting field. As a result, he was suddenly cut off by others.


    Wang Fangjian said, "brother Zhu, when you attacked Hua Tianyu last year, you were so cool! Laugh to death, ha ha... I wish I had you so hard!"


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you just Ge Mai? Why don''t you just him?"


    Wang Fang: "my agent doesn''t allow me to just him or any artist. He says it affects the image of Aidou."


    Li Tiezhu: "fart! Look at my ''good brother'' Xiao Zhen, who has directly changed the staffing. Now he is a disciplinary committee member in the entertainment industry!"


    Wang Fang shook his head: "I didn''t get him just. That bastard is too cocky!"


    Li Tiezhu: "that baby really... Ghosts are crazy about the sun."


    Artists are also people. They smoke, drink and swear in private. Anyway, except for the elegant dwarfs like Guo Siwei, ordinary southwest artists get together and are still used to communicating in Southwest Mandarin.


    Many emotions can only be perfectly expressed in dialect and slang.


    Wang Fang: "Xiaokai said he was going to play your movie? Is operation Red Sea a kung fu movie?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "all four of us in our bedroom are going, not kung fu films, but military themes. Hey! We''re going to record a new album soon, which has been delayed for more than half a year... We''re going to have a global concert tour in the summer vacation, and then we''re going to record Oh Huo primitive man, and we''re going to make a film... There are too many things to know."


    Wang Fang: "I can''t do your Versailles... I envy those who can hold global concerts!"


    At four o''clock in the afternoon, Wang Fang went to make a fire and prepared to cook.


    Li Tiezhu still stood by and let the camera.


    You can do more work in the mushroom house, but not here. They are too weak and easy to dominate.


    Zhen Nailiang, who had slept for two hours, came down with potato chips and was stunned: "did you make a fire? How long did it take you to make it?"


    Wang Fang: "ten minutes."


    Zhen Nailiang collapses a little and feels his face swollen.


    He didn''t believe it. He ran over and asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, you really didn''t teach him to make fire?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you need someone to teach you to make a fire? Is it an individual?"


    "What? Brother Zhu, you mean I''m not human?"


    "Whether you are human or not is very vague now."


    "What happened to me?"


    "Why did you eat Feiyue and his sister''s snacks?"


    "I''m... Afraid they''ll get fat. Female stars should stay away from fried food. Well, it''s so crisp!"


    "It''s you that female stars should stay away from."


    Barrage:


    "Brother gang is great ~"


    "Sichuan and Chongqing boys are cooks!"


    "Brother Liang was stunned."


    "Is it amazing that you can make a fire? It''s really amazing!"


    "Wang Fang is really clever."


    "It''s not Wang Fang''s power, it''s the other people in this program who pull their crotch too much."


    "Are you a person now?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Serious brother, I hate brother Liang."


    "High energy ahead!"


    "Here comes the famous face!"


    "Next is the peak of Li Tiezhu''s life, dog head."


    "The magical brain circuit has begun."


    Cluck


    The screaming chicken calls for help again:


    Master, the chicken next door is hitting me again.


    Li Tiezhu turned and rushed out. Instead of saving the dog, he walked around the door and slammed the door, ready to catch a turtle in a jar.


    The chickens were also very brave. Instead of running away, they continued to beat the dog.


    The black chicken kicked the dog''s leftover and hung it. The flower chicken went up and pecked fiercely, and the other two dogs fell in pain.


    Wang Fang was stunned: "are these chickens so fierce?"


    Zhen Nailiang calmly ate potato chips: "they are not ordinary chickens, they are fighting chickens. You see, they are not big but strong!"


    Yang Feiyue also ran down with Zhang Zifeng. She rolled up her sleeve and rushed over to help the master catch the chicken.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu held the necks of the three chickens in one hand and helped the dog up in the other.


    Yang Feiyue caught the main criminal black chicken and said fiercely, "why bully dog leftovers? Haven''t your adults taught you? Fighting is wrong!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "calm down, leap. They haven''t gone to school and have no culture. Don''t reason with them. Look at me."


    With that, Li Tiezhu slapped the black chicken in Yang Feiyue''s hand.


    Yang Feiyue is stupid. Master beat chicken?


    Li Tiezhu: "do you know what''s wrong? Dare to bully dog leftovers, I''ll stew you!"


    Black chicken: "ah ~"


    Li Tiezhu came to the wall, threw out the two dog leg chickens, slapped the accomplice chickens and threw them out. Then he returned and grabbed the black chicken''s neck and walked into the house: "Xiao Hei, have you been so brave?"


    "Ah ~"


    The black chicken has been beaten. I''ve never seen such a dog.


    Yang Feiyue followed: "master, do you really kill me?"


    Zhen Nailiang said, "whose chicken is this?"


    Wang Fang: "why don''t you let us go? Don''t the villagers beat us up at that time."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t kill chicken. I''ll show it horror movies!"


    Among these people, his sister Zhang Zifeng was the most calm. He took a small Mazar and sat on the ground, dragging his chin with both hands, quietly watching Li Tiezhu perform.


    She has stayed in the mushroom house for a long time and is immune to Li Tiezhu''s operation.


    Li Tiezhu took the chicken, opened the refrigerator, took out the chicken he didn''t eat last night and said to Xiao Hei, "see? This chicken was also a brave chicken before he died, but now the hair is gone. Bullying my dog residue again will be your end."


    Xiao Hei: "ah ~"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stop. He took two chickens, dead and alive, to the kitchen and started chopping them with a kitchen knife.


    With a bang, the dead chicken split in two.


    Xiao Hei trembled with fear.


    Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang are stunned. It''s really a horror movie!


    Yang Feiyue finally kept up with the master''s idea and took the initiative to hold the chicken and let Li Tiezhu free his hand to chop the chicken.


    She continued to intimidate Xiaohei: "see? If you bully the dog residue again, I''ll chop you into small pieces like this and make... What dish? Master."


    Li Tiezhu: "half stew, half hot pot, half spicy chicken!"


    Xiao Hei: "cluck, cluck..."


    Zhen Nailiang wiped his nose and asked the quiet Zhang Zifeng, "Zifeng, why are you so calm?"


    Zhang Zifeng said, "I''m used to it. When I was in the mushroom house, my brother also brought colored lights to witness the practice of burning ducks with Konjac. Later, the colored lights flew away when they saw my brother. Moreover, he... Fed the chicken with chicken bones."


    Zhen Nailiang: "


    Li Tiezhu chopped half the chicken, the other half was left to make soup, wiped his hands, and pinched Xiaohei''s neck again: "is it fun? Come over to eat spicy chicken in the evening! It''s my treat!"


    Little black shivered.


    Then, Li Tiezhu took it to the dog remnant, forced it to apologize, and picked up the dog remnant''s claws to slap Xiaohei.


    Through these cordial and friendly interactions just now, Li Tiezhu reached a consensus with black chicken.


    The black chicken admitted his mistake and had a correct attitude. Li Tiezhu let it go.


    Yang Feiyue: "go back and convey the spirit of the meeting to your colleagues and study and understand it carefully."


    Xiao Hei ran away, but the door was closed and he couldn''t get out. He had to run around. Finally, he found a gap in the fence and got out.


    Zhen Nailiang said, "now the black chicken has a psychological shadow!"


    The barrage is also a suit:


    "What a miserable dog!"


    "Lying trough, iron pillar, are you serious?"


    "Feiyue is also very good at catching chickens."


    "Slap in the face?"


    "I him meow to kneel for you, serious brother, be a person!"


    "Let the chicken see the scene of chopping chicken?"


    "Seek the psychological shadow area of Xiaohei..."


    "Only Li Tiezhu can do this kind of operation..."


    "Once, I thought Li Tiezhu was angry, but now I know I''m wrong."


    "The black chicken has doubted life!"


    "What a miserable chicken."


    "Cowhide! Serious brother is hanging!"


    "My sister is so calm!"


    "Lantern: don''t come here!"


    "Let the chicken come over for spicy chicken at night?"


    "Can chicken eat spicy?"


    "Is this a question of whether you can eat spicy food?"


    "I''m afraid the chicken in southern Yunnan can eat spicy?"


    After releasing the chicken, Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue went back to the house. Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang "worshipped" greeted them.


    Wang Fangren was numb: "brother! From today on, you are my idol, domineering side leakage!"


    Zhen Nailiang said, "iron pillar, aren''t you afraid that the audience thinks you''ve gone too far?"


    Li Tiezhu said to the camera, "no one is perfect! If the audience think I''m doing wrong, you should criticize yourself more."


    Yang Feiyue: "roar! Master is right. I know many people don''t like me. You should criticize yourself more."


    At this time, several villagers outside the yard were still whispering. It was obvious that they saw the process of Li Tiezhu beating chicken.


    Wang Fang: "it''s over. It may be the owner of the black chicken."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s all right. They may be saying that if you weren''t Li Tiezhu, I would have called the police and arrested you."


    Wang Fang: "


    Zhang Zifeng: "is it illegal to beat a chicken?"

 Chapter 764

    Is it illegal to beat a chicken?


    Zhen Nailiang replied: "it depends on whether the chicken spends money. If it doesn''t spend money, it won''t break the law. If it spends money, it will break the law."


    Zhang Zifeng: "


    Li Tiezhu: "?"


    Yang Feiyue: "??"


    Wang Fang: "poof... Hahaha... Hahaha..."


    Brother gang is not old and has a long driving experience!


    What are you laughing about?


    Li Tiezhu said he couldn''t laugh at all. I''m a serious person.


    However, Zhen Nailiang''s sentence was deleted from the main film of the program because of its bad influence. What he said is actually quite obscure. The key is that Wang Fang laughs too exaggerated and understands what he doesn''t understand. If it is broadcast, Wang Fang''s image will be worrying.


    Then there was another task of ha ha''s house. In addition to selling sugarcane, the rest of the people went out collectively to herd cattle.


    When I came to the cattle farm, the door said "no evil dogs inside".


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "why don''t you eat dog hotpot tonight?"


    Yang Feiyue: "dog lovers scold you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s because they haven''t eaten dog meat. They will love dogs more and love dogs like me! Eh? Why don''t we steal those two dogs from the mushroom house tonight?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "no! H and o are so cute."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s cute. It looks delicious."


    He quickly went to the cattle farm. Under the leadership of the staff, he found a group of buffalo locked in the fence. Manzhang village mainly breeds buffalo. Each group of cattle has a leader, the largest one.


    Buffalo is very big and strong.


    Therefore, Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang are a little empty. After all, they have not seen it.


    Zhang Zifeng habitually hid behind Li Tiezhu.


    Yang Feiyue, a social cow obsessive-compulsive, has gathered together to chat with a cow. If he doesn''t understand the language, he gestures with his hands. It is estimated that he hasn''t communicated any results.


    Zhen Nailiang: "will they top US?"


    Staff: "that''s not necessarily."


    Zhen Nailiang: "top injury, is it an industrial injury?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what if the top is dead?"


    Staff: "..."


    Wang Fang: "brother, isn''t it so terrible?"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "I''m kidding. Of course it''s not so terrible. I grew up riding a cow."


    Zhen Nailiang: "can you still ride a cow? Can''t a cow top you?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "my cow had feelings. I was short and couldn''t climb up the cow''s back. It would let me step on it with ox horns and lift me up."


    Zhen Nailiang: "these cows don''t know you."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, without emotional foundation, you can only reason!"


    Finally, Zhen Nailiang, as the eldest brother, took the initiative to choose the leader of the morning glory. Li Tiezhu and Wang Fang led two cows respectively, and the other cows followed. Yang Feiyue and Zhang Zifeng hid away and pretended to drive the cows with a stick.


    However, after the cattle dared into the woods, the cattle began to run crazy.


    Zhen Nailiang didn''t have enough strength to hold the cow''s head and collar, so that the cattle were completely out of control.


    The artists catch up, but no one can control the ox. Zhen Nailiang is afraid when he sees the ox head collar, because several times the ox head collar really wants to top Zhen Nailiang''s lungs. Fortunately, he can climb trees.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing. He originally wanted to make the camera, but now it seems that he still needs to make a shot.


    "Stay away. I''ll go to the leader of the morning glory."


    Li Tiezhu waved to everyone.


    Zhang Zifeng: "brother, be careful."


    Yang Feiyue: "master, come on! Spank it!"


    Zhen Nailiang: "iron pillar, be careful not to be hurt by it. It''s very irritable."


    "Grumpy? I''ve seen a lot of grumpy cows! I''ve seen all the fried ones! Bah!"


    Li Tiezhu spit on the palm of his hand. He rubbed the palm of his hands to increase the friction and approached the ox head collar.


    The cow ran quickly.


    Li Tiezhu caught up with him in an arrow step, grabbed the reins of the cow, pulled it hard and held it.


    "Moo ~"


    Niu seems unconvinced and tugs of war with Li Tiezhu.


    This is because I didn''t keep up with my IQ. The reins are tied to the cow''s nose ring. Doesn''t it hurt to tug of war with my nose?


    they hurt.


    Therefore, the cow soon gave up and rushed towards Li Tiezhu with his head buried, to use the horn to top it.


    Generally, you should walk in a circle, always keep on the side of the cow, and tighten the reins. It won''t take long to subdue the cow.


    But Li Tiezhu didn''t, but dodged, and then took the initiative to rush up when the cow turned and grabbed the two horns of the cow.


    Ox horn is a taboo place for cattle, so cattle are angry.


    Li Tiezhu has great strength and can''t compete with cattle. He can''t fight hard, but he has skills.


    He rotated his hands and turned the cow''s head 90 degrees so that it could not work hard. Then he leaned close to the cow''s neck and pressed it down with his body.


    "Moo ~"


    After a scream, the cow was crushed to the ground. Li Tiezhu grabbed the horn with both hands and pressed one knee on the cow''s neck.


    Li Tiezhu reasoned with Niu: "do you know you''re on TV? Why are you so bad?"


    Cow: "moo!"


    "Still running around?"


    "Moo..."


    The other four are stupid. Li Tiezhu has a close fight with Niu?


    And won?


    Wang Fang: "Xiaokai is right. Li Tiezhu is a monster."


    Zhen Nailiang: "I didn''t expect that..."


    Yang Feiyue: "Wow! Ox fork! Master spanked it!"


    Zhang Zifeng is the most calm. Su Su, who is grumpy in the mushroom house, is afraid of my brother! Cattle are not as good as my brother''s cattle.


    Li Tiezhu suppressed and instructed the cow''s eyes. Until he moved his eyes to show his submission, Li Tiezhu let it go and let it get up. Then... He turned over and rode on the cow''s back.


    The ox head collar didn''t dare to resist, but skillfully bowed his head and ate grass.


    Barrage:


    "Worthy of being the king of war!"


    "Li Tiezhu was born with divine power."


    "The serious brother who herded cattle since childhood is too skillful..."


    "Riding a cow?"


    "The ox head collar was subdued. It''s so clever."


    "Lying trough! Awesome!"


    "Three more than cattle!"


    "Did Li Tiezhu hang up?"


    "Niu: are you polite?"


    Under the leadership of the ox head collar, the cattle began to eat grass quietly and dared not run around any more. Several artists found an open space to sit down and have a rest.


    Zhen Nailiang said, "it''s too difficult to herd cattle! It''s far from as comfortable as I thought. My shoes are wet and full of mud..."


    Wang Fang: "I can''t hold it at all. My strength is too strong. Brother Zhu, how can you turn over a cow?"


    Li Tiezhu Road: "The cow has great strength to move forward, but it has little strength to move left and right, so as long as I break the cow''s head and press it from the side, it is easy to fall down. This cow''s head collar is much smaller than my previous buffalo. It may be that I am not old enough to feed. My cow has been raised for 20 years, and its waist is twice as wide and its strength is also greater than it. I started herding cattle when I was five years old and graduated from primary school, I was lying on the cow''s back Do your homework on your back. "


    Wang Fang, who had no childhood, envied: "wow... That''s nice!"


    Zhen Nailiang: "did Feiyue ride a cow when he was a child?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "no, we all use tractors to cultivate land. Master, can''t you afford tractors?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I really can''t afford it. Moreover, all mountain tractors are useless."


    Everyone sat on the ground and talked about their childhood.


    Wang Fang said a word, which made Li Tiezhu very moved. He said: "before, I always said to go to Kyoto to return to Shuangqing. Now it has become going to Shuangqing to return to Beijing... Where''s brother Zhu?"


    Li Tiezhu looked up and saw that the clouds in the sky were like a lump of shit: "I... since my mother died, I have been wandering with my father and working everywhere. I have been to East Guangdong, East China Sea and East Shandong... When I was 14 years old, my father broke his waist on the construction site. At that time, it felt like heaven collapsed... Since that summer vacation, I took care of my father in the hospital at night and began to do odd jobs on the construction site during the day..."


    Zhen Nailiang and Wang Fang were silent, and compared with Li Tiezhu, their little regret was nothing.


    Yang Feiyue''s eyes are red. She can compare with Li Tiezhu.


    Zhang Zifeng silently patted Li Tiezhu on the back: "brother, come on."


    Li Tiezhu has always been very strong: "at that time, I thought that I would grow up early and help work and earn money to support my family... I thought that as long as my old man gets better and I can make money myself, I would be happy enough! Who knows? I can be a star and make a lot of money. However, I spend less and less time with my father."


    Zhen Nailiang said, "then take your father to Kyoto."


    Li Tiezhu: "he hurts the most now. He''s too lazy to call me! He doesn''t want to stay with me."


    Everyone laughed, Li Tiedan has become a small net red, Liu Xiaohua often in the sound of Li Tiedan tiktok video, everyone knows.


    Li Tiezhu also laughed, but he knew that the old man felt inferior in front of him. Especially after the last steel bar stealing incident, the old man didn''t adapt to the fact that Li Tiezhu became a superstar. He couldn''t turn around and was obsessed with gain and loss.


    Two hours later, the sun was west.


    Everyone drove the cattle back to the cattle farm and went back to ha ha''s house with Wu Litao and Jin he''an, who came back from selling sugarcane, to prepare dinner.


    Wang Fang picked two lettuce and came back.


    In the spirit of diligence and thrift, Yang Feiyue said, "break off the leaves and feed them to * *."


    Wang Fang looked suspicious: "for the chicken?"


    Yang Feiyue: "they like to eat that leaf, and they will be happier if they mix some corn flour or something."


    "Isn''t this going to be fried?"


    "Don''t eat this leaf."


    "Don''t we just eat this leaf?"


    Wang Fang was also a little unreasonable and weak. He began to search for Li Tiezhu''s figure. As a result, Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng were in the yard... Playing with the red rope?


    Yang Feiyue''s eyes were round: "are you kidding me? Lettuce broke the leaf, peeled the skin and ate the inside."


    "Ah? No way! Lettuce eats this leaf."


    "Do you know what lettuce is?"


    "I know, I''ve eaten!"


    "Haven''t you really eaten a root?"


    "I''ve never eaten. Haven''t you eaten leaves?"


    "I don''t believe it."


    "Eat this leaf!"


    No one can convince anyone. They can only look to Zhen Nailiang who helps in the kitchen.


    Zhen Nailiang: "ask me? How can I understand these? I can''t recognize all the dishes in the vegetable garden."


    Yang Feiyue said, "how do you eat your leaves?"


    Wang Fang: "fried in soy sauce! Otherwise?"


    Both sides are in the stage of mutual distrust and mutual dislike, and both of them are a little confused.


    Yang Feiyue was completely confused and shouted, "master, come here for a minute."


    Li Tiezhu came over with a red rope in his hands. They said the argument just now in one word and asked Li Tiezhu to be the referee.


    Wang Fang: "brother Zhu is from Xichuan. He must eat leaves."


    Yang Feiyue: "it''s impossible. My master eats roots."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Yang Feiyue, when you came to our house for dinner, did I feed the dog with fried phoenix tail? Dare you say you haven''t eaten lettuce leaves?"

 Chapter 765

    Since signing up for Li Tiezhu studio, Yang Feiyue has been living in Kyoto and comes home every three or five times to eat. The main reason is that she really likes to eat.


    Yang Feiyue suddenly realized: "ah! Phoenix tail is lettuce leaf?"


    Li Tiezhu: "otherwise?"


    Yang Feiyue: "I thought it was oatmeal!"


    Li Tiezhu: "oatmeal is oatmeal, and phoenix tail is phoenix tail."


    Wang Fang smiled proudly and said, "look! He said he came from the countryside."


    Li Tiezhu said to Wang Fang again, "brother gang, how can you say that you have never eaten lettuce roots?"


    Wang Fang: "I just haven''t eaten it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you haven''t eaten the famous Sichuan dish shredded pork with fish flavor? Isn''t the side dish shredded fungus, shredded carrot and shredded lettuce?"


    Wang Fang: "ah... The green one is lettuce? Ha..."


    Yang Feiyue said, "Wang Fang, don''t you order lettuce slices for hot pot?"


    Wang Fang showed the crazy disdain of the people of Sichuan and Chongqing.


    Li Tiezhu said first, "don''t you eat tripe and meat when eating hot pot? Who is a vegetarian?"


    Wang Fang: "yes! Only you foreigners can scald vegetables."


    Yang Feiyue said: "I didn''t say that your food in Xichuan is really strange. What sweet potato tip, pea tip and pumpkin tip... It feels like you eat all the leaves!"


    Barrage:


    "We all eat in southern Yunnan!"


    "Most people in Sichuan and Chongqing eat lettuce leaves."


    "I haven''t eaten leaves."


    "Can the leaves be eaten?"


    "Xichuan people eat both leaves and roots."


    "The North eats more roots, and the South eats both roots and leaves."


    "It almost led to the dispute between sweet and salty tofu brain."


    "Ha ha, Wang Fang probably doesn''t know lettuce roots. He must have eaten them."


    "Fried chicken tail in soy sauce is oil wheat dish, isn''t it?"


    "Different, lettuce leaf is phoenix tail."


    "Lettuce leaves have a bitter taste, but they are very fragrant."


    "Brother gang, you''re going to kill me."


    Then, Wang Fang began to perform fried lettuce leaves in soy sauce. Suddenly, he was a little flustered, because he had not fried it, but just watched others fry it.


    Yang Feiyue helped burn the fire and said, "don''t you cut the leaves? They''re so long."


    It''s really a leaf a little twenty or thirty centimeters long.


    Wang Fang was determined: "don''t cut it, just fry it all."


    Yang Feiyue: "the Phoenix Tail fried by my master has been cut, at least twice!"


    Wang Fang was not so confident and looked at Li Tiezhu: "brother, do you want to cut it?"


    Li Tiezhu, in line with the idea that it is better to teach people to fish than to teach people to fish, came to this program to speak without doing anything, and let them rely on themselves. He said, "don''t cut! Is it still called Phoenix Tail after cutting? The old school''s practice is not cutting, but I cut it because I''m afraid that outsiders like Yang Feiyue and songzhuer can''t accept it. However, you have to Yue break the dried pepper before it can smell."


    "Oh ~ Yes, it''s dry pepper."


    Wang Fang''s technique is very unfamiliar and far less skilled than Wang Xiaokai. But Sichuan food is so simple. Home cooked Sichuan food is very friendly to beginners.


    Add ginger, garlic and dried pepper in hot oil, then add phoenix tail, stir fry for one minute, sprinkle salt and bring out of the pot.


    Under the sign of Wang Fang, Yang Feiyue took one and tasted it. His expression was happy: "well, it''s the taste of Phoenix Tail... Your first cooking is so delicious! You have talent!"


    Wang Fang: "this is the last stubbornness of the people of Sichuan and Chongqing!"


    Li Tiezhu said to Zhang Zifeng, "why don''t you cook spicy chicken and hot pot tonight?"


    Zhang Zifeng was shy: "brother, I can''t, I won''t."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll teach you."


    "All right."


    Zhang Zifeng believes in Li Tiezhu most.


    Yang Feiyue''s character and Zhang Zifeng are two extremes. He jumped to take half of the chicken: "little martial sister, I''ll help you."


    This is Zhang Zifeng''s first time to cook. He is not in the mushroom house.


    The barrage was also filled with emotion. Li Tiezhu abducted his sister and ran away.


    Under the guidance of Li Tiezhu, Zhang Zifeng and Yang Feiyue stewed chicken soup to make hot pot. In the yard, Zhen Nailiang lit charcoal with Wang Fang, Tao Tao and Jin he''an''s barbecue rack.


    An hour later, the chicken soup was stewed and the grill was ready.


    It''s almost time to fry the hot pot seasoning and dishes.


    However, the fire in the earthen stove was very big. The flame was more than one meter high and the pot couldn''t sit on it.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand why they took the pot away after frying. Today, Li Tiezhu took time to clear the flue. It won''t be as difficult to make a fire as yesterday.


    Then several people tried to find a way around the raging fire.


    Zhen Nailiang, wearing gloves, directly wanted to force himself to sit in the pot. He was so hot that he shrank back: "ouch... It''s too hot, No."


    Wang Fang, a little expert in learning, tried to cover it with a pot cover. As a result, the pot cover was smaller than the hole in the pot. It couldn''t be covered. Isn''t that normal?


    Finally, Zhen Nailiang went to the faucet, got wet his gloves and forced the pot to sit on it.


    Don''t say, that''s right.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help laughing: "wow ~"


    Zhang Zifeng covered his mouth and smiled: "if you do this in the mushroom house, Miss Huang will scold him to death. The pot is easy to break."


    Zhen Nailiang said proudly, "this is the simplest and most effective way! Is there any other way?"


    Zhang Zifeng said, "take out some firewood with tongs and put it in the ash to kill it. It''s like a war like you."


    She''s also an expert in mushroom house fire.


    Zhen Nailiang was embarrassed: "ah... It''s also a way, but it''s too troublesome."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the simplest way is to sprinkle a bowl of water in and the fire will be small immediately."


    Zhen Nailiang: "won''t it go out?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, the water will evaporate soon and the fire will flourish again. Another, shovel some firewood ash and cover it on the firewood. However, I still appreciate brother Liang''s method. Mang is over!"


    Zhen Nailiang was praised happily: "ah, I just dare to be reckless!"


    Yang Feiyue: "Mangfu!"


    Zhen Nailiang: "


    Wu Litao said: "good guy! Younger martial sister, you are the reckless man!"


    Wang Fang: "it seems that working is also a knowledge..."


    Yang Feiyue was ready to stir fry, and then the shovel flew away: "Oh! This shovel has grown up, its wings are hard, and it can fly? It''s too big to jump..."


    Seeing that Yang Feiyue was very methodical in cooking, Li Tiezhu went out of the kitchen to see the barbecue. Jin he''an''s barbecue technology looked good.


    At this time, the chickens came again, ready to steal their barbecue food.


    Li Tiezhu: "Xiao Hei, have you come to eat spicy chicken?"


    "Ah ~"


    Xiao Hei was so frightened that he flew half a meter high, and then ran away. Several other chickens also fled in confusion and soon slipped away.


    Wang Fang was surprised: "Wow! Brother Zhu has a high prestige in the chicken."


    Wu Litao: "my master specializes in all kinds of animals!"


    Jin he''an: "it''s good to have brother Zhu. They almost took the meat away. Do chickens eat meat too?"


    Li Tiezhu went to the yard, took out his mobile phone to dial, and said, "they eat everything. If you give it chicken wings, it eats everything."


    Wang Fang said: "I envy people who have mobile phones! Why not confiscate iron pillar''s mobile phones? The program team gives me a reasonable explanation!"


    Jin he''an said, "yes! You are bullying the soft and afraid of the hard."


    The director suddenly said, "Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone has no traffic. He basically doesn''t play mobile phone. Whether he receives it or not is the same."


    Wang Fang and Jin he''an looked at each other. This explanation... Is very reasonable!


    Barrage:


    "My sister''s first cooking was given to ha ha farm..."


    "Miss Huang will die of anger."


    "Mushroom house fans expressed dissatisfaction!"


    "Yang Feiyue, are you a Hercules? Shovels can fly."


    "The koi sister is the king of variety."


    "Variety feeling is really natural."


    "She can work normally, just like Li Tiezhu."


    "Xiao Hei has come to eat spicy chicken?"


    "Ha ha... Scared away by Li Tiezhu."


    Ten miles away, the kitchen of the mushroom house is also busy. Peng Yuchang is still burning the fire. Huang Sanshi turns around the stove and he Ling starts. Onana, who has just come here today, and several elders are watching.


    Suddenly, the telephone rang.


    In the kitchen, he Ling said, "the phone rings? Are there any guests so late?"


    Peng Yuchang jumped up: "I''ll pick it up."


    He Ling went with him, and onana also came to join the fun.


    Peng Yuchang pressed the phone hands-free button and shouted, "hello? Who? What are you doing calling so late? There are enough people here..."


    Li Tiezhu''s voice sounded, "it''s me."


    Peng Yuchang immediately squatted down: "Hey! Brother Zhu, Hello, when will you and your sister come back? The dishes are ready."


    Too humble.


    Onana giggled and couldn''t help it.


    Li Tiezhu said, "we''ll have a big meal here and come back after dinner."


    Peng Yuchang reported the dish name: "we also have a big meal here! What do you eat?"


    At this time, Zhang Zifeng''s voice came: "hot pot, barbecue, spicy chicken, fried phoenix tail and so on."


    Peng Yuchang looked at he Ling: "teacher he, their family is a real meal, we are a false meal..."


    He Ling: "if you want to eat, go there. Walk ten miles."


    Li Tiezhu said on the phone, "excuse me."


    Peng Yuchang: "


    He Ling: "ha ha, sister, you play with them first. I''ll ask the program team to drive to you. It''s inconvenient at night. Well, we''re going to cook and cook a fake meal."


    Hung up and the three went back to the kitchen.


    In fact, they knew the news that Zhang Zifeng would go back after dinner. They asked Li Tiezhu to make this call just to give the audience an "explanation" and add a little program effect.


    He Ling: "Miss Huang, our sister has been abducted and run away completely. She wants to stay there for hot pot barbecue."


    Huang Sanshi: "their treatment is so good? No, I have to talk to Party A Wang."


    With that, the fat man rushed out with a kitchen knife and was stopped by everyone.


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "Party A Wang! If everyone hadn''t stopped me, I would have stewed you today. Look at the atmosphere of other people''s program groups? I''m so angry. Wait, I''ll let Li Tiezhu clean you up!"


    Director Wang Zhengyu, who had not spoken, couldn''t help but say, "then you might as well stew me!"


    Onana was surprised and said, "is Li Tiezhu so terrible?"


    Peng Yuchang said, "sister, you haven''t been beaten by your serious brother. Standing and talking doesn''t hurt your back!"


    Barrage:


    "I said why my sister disappeared in this program."


    "Didn''t you see the last issue? Zhang Zifeng ran to ha, farmer with Li Tiezhu."


    "My sister was abducted by the feast..."


    "The interaction between the two programs is a little interesting."


    "Is Wang OK?"


    "Director: if I do wrong, please let the law punish me, not Li Tiezhu."


    "Serious brother is a nightmare for variety directors."


    "I''ve just finished cutting ha, farmer. I really treat thieves there."


    "My sister is still cooking there."


    "What? Zhang Zifeng cooks? He''s not in the mushroom house?"


    "I''m going to see Ha, farmer."


    Anyway, it''s the same program, coupled with Li Tiezhu''s relationship, this wave of mutual advertising is also doing well.


    After all, many teenagers don''t see the mushroom house much, while the older ones don''t like Wang Fang, Yang Feiyue and others, and even look at them with colored glasses.

 Chapter 766

    You deserve to be seen with colored glasses.


    Because these artists don''t have any common sense of life and look at people with colored glasses, they are watching Yang Feiyue''s shovel.


    Zhen Nailiang, Jin he''an and Wang Fang agreed to shovel out the rice instead of the pot.


    Yang Feiyue insisted: "this is rice. How can it be wasted?"


    Wang Fang: "it''s not a waste. It causes cancer."


    Yang Feiyue: "brain cancer?"


    Wang Fang lost his temper immediately.


    Wu Litao has been helping Yang Feiyue shovel the pot and pretended to force him to say, "what''s this? During the special training of the army, I also ate raw potatoes and charred sweet potatoes."


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng laughed aside. They had a tacit understanding not to rob the play.


    Zhen Liang Liang and Jin Hean make complaints about the two golden sentence men who have been in the high frequency Tucao Yang Feiyue''s crispy rice.


    "Oh, it smells good. The child next door is greedy and crying."


    "Grandma cried greedily."


    "Don''t greedy the old lady next door later."


    "Come, come, come to the bridge."


    "Feiyue brand Guoba is especially greedy for grandma."


    "In order to eat a leaping pot, grandma walked like a fly and threw away her crutches."


    "Grandma doesn''t have to go through the front door and climb over the wall."


    "There''s a roc spreading his wings when he lands, isn''t it?"


    "A golden rooster can be independent."


    Yang Feiyue was so angry: "shut up, you two! I''m so bored! Are you monk Tang?"


    Finally, all the pots were shoveled down.


    Jin he''an held the rice and looked disgusted: "it''s almost OK. Don''t save so much."


    Yang Feiyue: "although it''s not good-looking, it''s really delicious. I''ve never seen the world. The pot is not delicious. I''ll take off my head and give it to you."


    Barrage:


    "Protect our Yang Feiyue."


    "See this pair of Feiyue road turn powder!"


    "The pot is delicious!"


    "These artists talk nonsense without seeing what the countryside is like."


    "Fried pork slices are the best."


    "How dare you say no to such a delicious pot? I''ve never suffered."


    "Yang Feiyue has done a lot of work. It hurts."


    "Li Tiezhu watched the whole play and looked very happy."


    "Take your head off, seriously?"


    Yang Feiyue was so angry that he came to Li Tiezhu: "master, did you eat Guoba when you were a child?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "I like to eat rice balls best. Shovel them down and knead them into rice balls. I don''t eat white rice with rice balls."


    Yang Feiyue shouted, "listen, the pot is not delicious. I''ll take off my master''s head."


    Everyone laughed. I''m afraid it''s hard to take off your master''s head.


    Li Tiezhu: "leap, calm down!"


    The feast begins!


    Others either eat hot pot or barbecue first. Li Tiezhu''s painting style is different from Yang Feiyue''s. they pressed a large bowl of rice and began to grill wildly. God synchronized.


    Wu Litao chewed with roasted chicken wings: "I understand now. My younger martial sister is my own apprentice. I picked it up."


    Yang Feiyue''s face was bulging: "Department... Sister Xi!"


    Li Tiezhu dried three bowls of rice, Yang Feiyue two bowls, and then began to eat others.


    Sister Zhang Zifeng was full after eating a few kebabs, and others were almost there.


    Not at all, Zhen Nailiang, Wang Fang, Jin he''an, Wu Litao and Zhang Zifeng ate less than Li Tiezhu.


    Zhen Nailiang asked Yang Feiyue, "what do you think is the biggest feeling when you come to this program?"


    Yang Feiyue: "relaxed and leisurely! Not tired."


    The others were suddenly silent. They were as tired as dogs. Were they relaxed?


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s why I came to this program. It''s like a vacation."


    People can''t make complaints about it.


    After eating and drinking enough, everyone began to chat and talked about the topic of hot search. Artists don''t like hot search, which is basically bad.


    Wang Fang told a story about being wrongly beaten by passers-by. His expression was extremely speechless: "he took me to take a picture. I really have something urgent. He took his hand out like this and said," my Lord! Brother Zhu, what can you do when you encounter such a thing? "


    Li Tiezhu is peeling shrimp for Zhang Zifeng, forcing her to eat more. The girl wants to lose weight again.


    Zhang Zifeng said, "it''s impossible for my brother to meet this kind of thing. It''s absolutely impossible."


    Wang Fang: "ah? Why?"


    Wu Litao said, "because my master really dares to fight! Who dares to deceive him?"


    Yang Feiyue: "no one believes him. People beaten by my master can still talk? Directly to ICU!"


    Wang Fang: "that makes sense..."


    At 8:30 pm, Li Tiezhu was ready to take Zhang Zifeng to the mushroom house.


    He also came to "ha, farmer" to help. He was a guest character and didn''t get paid. He just came to support his disciples.


    Help Yang Feiyue to the horse and give him a ride, that''s all.


    Li Tiezhu said it was coming. In fact, he has recorded two full episodes of the program in two days and one night.


    Wu Litao... He''s here for abuse.


    Several others came out to send Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng. Yang Feiyue shriveled his mouth again and was about to cry.


    Since her debut, Li Tiezhu has helped her most.


    This is the pro master.


    "Master, you left today. I don''t know when we can meet again. Sobbing..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "next week, you come home for dinner at the weekend."


    After recording the real man in a week, Li Tiezhu will go back to school, sprint for the final exam and try not to fail this year.


    Yang Feiyue: "ah? Yes. Bye, master."


    Wu Litao learned from Yang Feiyue: "master, I don''t know when we can meet again, sobbing..."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t be late for the plane tomorrow afternoon."


    Wu Litao: "OK."


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng went back in the bus of the mushroom house program group. When they got to the mushroom house, they heard bursts of singing in the yard and a group of old people singing karaoke again.


    "My heart is burning, my heart is burning, my heart..."


    Zhang Zifeng suddenly pulled Li Tiezhu: "brother, let''s wait a minute."


    Li Tiezhu: "I understand!"


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu is older than Zhang Zifeng in mushroom house. Of course, he knows the theme song of mushroom house. Now there is a chorus. Someone should still learn songs. Later, it will be the main play - more duets!


    "Let''s go and eat. My heart is burning when I hear this song!"


    Li Tiezhu took a look at the courtyard of the mushroom house. Five or six figures under the canopy were shaking with the song. He took his sister to the village canteen in the distance.


    "Brother! I finished the college entrance examination."


    "I know."


    "Don''t you ask me if I did well in the exam?"


    "Ask what? I can get into Nortel with this IQ. Do you have any suspense? You''re so smart!"


    "Hey, hey... I did well in the exam. I feel I can take 456."


    "That''s Xueba for Nortel!"


    "Where..."


    The two men took down the wheat at ha ha farm and returned it to the program group. They haven''t received new ones here. They don''t even have a cameraman around. They are quite free.


    In fact, when the director team learned that they were coming, they had sent cameramen and staff out to meet them, but no one was found.


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng strolled to the village canteen and said, "sister, let''s go and buy ice cream. It''s my treat."


    Zhang Zifeng: "ah? I, i... I can''t eat ice cream today."


    Then his face turned red.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why? Do you want to watch the Yellow calendar when you eat ice cream? Don''t lose weight! Listen to me, eat more sweets and grow meat, or Beidian military training will kill you. Don''t you know? Since our session, Beidian, drama and Chinese drama military training has increased the difficulty by several levels, because today''s stars are too Niang..."


    With that, Li Tiezhu went to buy two eight yuan ice cream, one original and one chocolate.


    Li Tiezhu handed the chocolate flavor to Zhang Zifeng: "ha! It''s fate. I bought this brand when I invited someone to eat ice cream for the first time... Hasdagen."


    Zhang Zifeng took the ice cream and stopped talking.


    Li Tiezhu had eaten: "Hmm! It''s delicious! I only dared to eat one yuan ice cream for Zhao Liya before. Now I dare to be so extravagant when I have money!"


    "Puff ~"


    Zhang Zifeng couldn''t help laughing. Is it extravagant to eat ice cream? You donate tens of millions every year?


    "Eat quickly!"


    "Brother, I really can''t eat today."


    "Why? I bought everything."


    "My relatives are here."


    "Who?"


    "No one."


    "No who is who?"


    "Oh... Here comes my aunt."


    "Oh..."


    "You don''t! Brother, don''t shout!"


    "Aunt Liu Mei is your relative? She doesn''t allow you to eat ice cream? Why? He doesn''t care what his son is fat..."


    "Ah! No, it is..."


    Zhang Zifeng couldn''t stand Li Tiezhu''s nagging. He leaned up and whispered a real blood skill term.


    Li Tiezhu understood, awkwardly lowered his head and ate ice cream silently.


    No reason!


    Li Tiezhu wants to smoke himself. How come he doesn''t even have this common sense with so many girlfriends? This is definitely not a question of IQ! It''s just no reaction.


    Zhang Zifeng was also very awkward. However, seeing that Li Tiezhu was more embarrassed than herself, she couldn''t help laughing.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "are you still running this morning? You''ll collapse!"


    Zhang Zifeng suddenly froze with a smile.


    I came by car, okay? Just pretend to run a few steps.


    Also, you didn''t understand the hint for so long just now. Why are you so skilled now? You know what you should know and what you shouldn''t know?


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m sorry! I forgot you endorsed hubaoshu. It should be available for free. Just like I endorsed huami''s mobile phone, I gave one to my relatives and friends without spending money."


    Zhang Zifeng rolled his eyes. I spoke for cotton tampons to avoid money and expenses?


    I really don''t know what''s wrong with songzhuer and lengba. It''s amazing that they should like fools like my brother.


    When I came near the mushroom house, I heard that my heart was burning one after another.


    After eating the ice cream, Li Tiezhu said, "wait!"


    Zhang Zifeng gave the ice cream to Li Tiezhu: "help me eat it. Now it must be another rehearsal, and then sing again."


    At this time, the cameraman and staff of the program team finally found Li Tiezhu and Zhang Zifeng, bumped them into the microphone, and the cameraman also took pictures.


    In the mushroom house, Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang sang: "space bomb, space bomb, to be launched, can''t be closed..."

 Chapter 767

    "All right! You can go in."


    Li Tiezhu was very knowledgeable. Eating ice cream, he took Zhang Zifeng to the courtyard of the mushroom house.


    When the program is broadcast here, the progress bar can hardly hold up. These people are still angry. Although it''s funny, they will be tired of listening to it for a long time.


    Barrage:


    "Space bomb ha ha..."


    "I died laughing in the middle of the night."


    "Like Grandma''s tea party."


    "I''ve forgotten how the space bomb used to sing."


    "I want to hear Li Tiezhu sing space bomb."


    "Serious brother, why don''t you come?"


    "Half of this program is over, and Li Tiezhu hasn''t come yet?"


    "I really turned my sister away."


    He Ling said, "let''s have another version. How about a quarrelling version?"


    Liu Mei: "OK!"


    Chen Chichi is tired. What''s good? He raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey! Look, there''s a light. It''s a photography light. Who''s coming?"


    Everyone turned around and looked.


    He Ling: "my sister must have come back."


    Peng Yuchang: "my brother Zhu is back."


    With that, Peng Yuchang ran to move the bench, very clever.


    He Ling got up to meet him at the gate of the hospital: "eh? Who''s the little black charcoal outside? Why don''t you turn on the light on your face?"


    Huang Sanshi picked up his glass, drank beer and said with a smile, "the boss of the mushroom house is coming. Everyone is ready to pick up! Ha ha!"


    Chen Chichi also got up, took a cup and began to pour the wine: "hahaha... My doom has come. Please remember to protect me."


    Onana is surprised. It''s just Li Tiezhu. It looks a little cute on the program. Why are these people facing great enemies? It''s not the devil.


    Liu Mei is also curious: "iron pillar is a good child. You can arrange others."


    Onana nodded again and again, "yes."


    At this time, Li Tiezhu came in eating ice cream: "Hello, Miss He, Aunt Liu Mei! Hello, Miss Huang..."


    After greeting, Peng Yuchang handed over a chair, Li Tiezhu sat down, Chen Chichi brought a glass of wine, and Li Tiezhu took it.


    Barrage:


    "Scatter flowers ~"


    "The iron pillar finally came again."


    "Why did the one in front say again?"


    "Is the boss OK?"


    "Peng Peng is so clever!"


    "Chen Chichi is also empty, afraid of being cursed by Li Tiezhu."


    "Hahaha..."


    "I think of the time when Chen Chi sprained barefoot again."


    "My sister is so sticky!"


    Lao Lang, Zheng Yun and Xu Han have left. Only Liu Mei, tuba, onana and Chen Chichi are left.


    Liu Mei: "ho! This battle is OK. Both dogs went to meet them in person."


    Don''t say, h and O call it a passion, or they''ll be stewed by this product.


    Huang Sanshi said, "superstars! Of course, big scenes."


    Chen Chichi squinted at Li Tiezhu and had a cheap attack: "if I''m right, this thing you eat is called ice cream."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to eat?"


    Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu and said nothing.


    Li Tiezhu also looked at him.


    Others feel inexplicable. What are these two people doing?


    Then, Chen Chichi took the ice cream in Li Tiezhu''s hand with turtle speed, silently walked back to his position, sat down, scooped the ice cream with a wooden spoon and ate it: "well, if I''m not wrong, it''s really ice cream."


    Onana frowned: "brother Chi Chi, this is what Li Tiezhu ate."


    Chen Chichi: "what''s the matter? We are friends who eat noodles in a bowl! We all wear underwear. International superstar Li Tiezhu is my buddy!"


    He was talking about the recording of ha ha ha ha. They had a good relationship, but Li Tiezhu naturally controlled him and said he sprained his foot, so Chen Chichi said Li Tiezhu was his doom.


    Onana asked Zhang Zifeng quietly, "are they satirizing Li Tiezhu?"


    Zhang Zifeng shook his head: "they often do this. They all like to joke about my brother, because only at this time can they take advantage of it."


    Onana: really


    Over there, Li Tiezhu seriously said to Chen Chichi, "brother Chichi, you can eat less ice cream and grow fatter."


    Chen Chichi looked loveless: "it''s over! If you say I''m getting fat, I must be getting fat!"


    Huang Sanshi: "because of the iron pillar crow''s mouth, isn''t it?"


    Chen Chichi smiled bitterly: "it''s not a crow''s mouth. It''s poisonous. It''s a prophecy! Li Tiezhu''s words are... Follow his words! He never fails! He should be the host of the weather forecast."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s easy to choke when eating. Be careful."


    Chen Chichi: "can you choke with an ice cream? You tease me... Cough, cough ~ cough..."


    Before he finished, Chen Chichi choked to death.


    The crowd looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise.


    Onana exclaimed, "isn''t that amazing?"


    Zhang Zifeng smiled: "it''s a small scene."


    He Ling asked, "iron pillar, what''s the feeling of coming to the mushroom house from ha ha farm?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "why should Mr. He humiliate himself?"


    He Ling: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I feel, um... Life has pressed the fast forward button, and suddenly changed from young people to old people. There are all young people in their twenties."


    Huang Sanshi said, "are you implying that we are old?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I didn''t hint, I said it directly."


    Liu Mei: "Hey! How on earth do such people survive in this circle? Can they be red?"


    Huang Sanshi said, "if Peng Peng spoke like that, I would have killed him. Li Tiezhu is different... I can''t beat him."


    Liu Mei: "Hey! How can you survive!"


    Chen Chichi slowed down, grabbed the words and said, "not only does he bully people everywhere, but even honest people like me can''t escape his claws."


    Liu Mei: "


    Bitch is hypocritical. Don''t insult honest people here.


    Peng Yuchang''s smile has always been so cheap: "uncle, you are the standard brother Zhu''s target! Meet all standards, ha ha..."


    Huang Sanshi and he Ling laughed at the same time. Peng pengzhuhua was serious. Congratulations.


    Chen Chichi: "why?"


    Peng Yuchang: "people talk a lot and don''t work. Ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi: "


    Peng Yuchang smiled vaguely: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi silently took a mouthful of ice cream: "please let me play on your program. What''s the result? Humiliate me in public?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because the audience likes to see you humiliated!"


    Chen Chichi wanted to stop talking: "ha ha... Ignore you. They are all bad people."


    Everyone laughed.


    Onana took Zhang Zifeng''s hand: "Wow! Brother Tiezhu is so cool!"


    Zhang Zifeng: "you should be careful."


    "What am I careful about? He won''t even hate me? I''m a girl."


    "Ha ha ~"


    Then, everyone began to sing. Liu Mei''s son Tuba''s voice was amazing, but the musician onana was average in singing.


    Li Tiezhu was forced to comment: "pretty girls basically don''t know how to sing, except Zhao Liya."


    How dare he Ling make faces?


    Zhang Zifeng held back his smile. Have you seen it? Sister Nana, who says Li Tiezhu doesn''t hate girls?


    Onana was ashamed: "aha, am I really good-looking? No? Maybe I put on makeup..."


    Zhang Zifeng: "ah... This..."


    After onana finished singing, she sat back and asked Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, can you tell whether you look good or not? They all say you are a fool."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m a fool, not blind."


    "But they say you''re blind."


    "Yes, I can only distinguish beauty from ugliness when I''m not familiar with people. Therefore, I''m more used to dealing with people like Xu Shanzheng and Peng Peng."


    "Why?"


    "Good looking people are the same, ugly people are different."


    "Can you tell Matsushita from other actresses?"


    "At first, I couldn''t tell the difference. I listened to the voice. Later, I could tell the difference after getting along for a long time."


    "When can you tell?"


    "Almost... After being together."


    "Wow!"


    She wanted to ask if she could tell lengba from gunaza, but when she was on the program, she held back.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Zhu Er took me to see a doctor and said it was called physical cognitive impairment, which was linked to IQ."


    Onana wants to ask again, how did you sleep with a group of beautiful women? Of course, it''s just thinking. As a person from Baodao, the entertainment circle that onana came into contact with since childhood is definitely much more fierce than the mainland, and her thoughts are far more advanced than Zhang Zifeng.


    Zhang Zifeng saw that they were talking together. He was a little sour and said, "brother, you''re not stupid at all. That''s because they don''t know you."


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t know me either. I can make myself cry when I''m stupid."


    Zhang Zifeng thought, yes, for example, what he just said outside.


    Onana said, "isn''t this stupid? It''s cute! Brother Zhu, do you know me?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "I heard Liu Yuan say that you are a musical genius."


    Onana: how can you exaggerate! Brother Zhu can really talk


    Zhang Zifeng pupil earthquake, huh? My brother can talk? I''m afraid you''re not poisoned, are you? sisters! My brother is very good at the invisible bewitching. He almost bewitched me.


    Then, it was Li Tiezhu''s turn to sing. He sang a famous song "people like me".


    Onana''s eyes lit up and shouted.


    Then came the old people''s k-song link, and the young people couldn''t fit in.


    Onana and Zhang Zifeng sat on the swing and whispered. In fact, onana was asking about Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi sat in the corner drinking, drinking Laobaigan.


    The next morning.


    Li Tiezhu ran for ten kilometers and went to ha ha''s house to send them the unfinished vermicelli in the mushroom house. Before the gang woke up, Li Tiezhu put down the vermicelli and ran back to the mushroom house with Huang Sanshi who ran five kilometers.


    "This is really the last run of Manyuan village!"


    "Miss Huang, you''ve really lost a lot of weight."


    "Right? The result of exercise."


    "No, because I don''t have a permanent residence in the mushroom house."


    "Your uncle! The year before last, you fed me twenty pounds. I used it for two years and haven''t completely reduced it..."


    "How time flies."


    "Yes!"


    "Don''t sigh. Make breakfast first."


    "Ha ha, then I''ll have a rest. Having an iron pillar is happiness!"


    Huang Sanshi happily went to drink milk to feed the ducks and chatted with Liu Mei who had just got up.


    Li Tiezhu is used to making breakfast alone in the kitchen. As long as there is a kitchen, he can''t help doing it. It''s really the greatest restraint in ha ha farm.


    Here, Liu Mei said, "iron pillar is in good health. She works hard and cooks delicious."


    Huang Sanshi: "I just ran five kilometers. He ran ten kilometers. I''m almost down. He''s still alive."


    "Awesome."


    "This child is very real. He has taken the initiative to cook since he first came to the mushroom house. No one has asked him to cook. It all depends on self-consciousness. I can rest when he comes, ha ha."


    "That''s good! My family... Hey! It''s estimated that I''ll sleep until noon."


    (I''ve finally finished adding the arrears. Is there anything else to add?)

 Chapter 768

    Sister and onana also got up and watched two dogs play ball in the living room.


    Zhang Zifeng said, "sister Nana, didn''t you say you left last night? Why didn''t you leave again?"


    Onana: "the activities over there have been postponed, so there''s no hurry to go."


    She didn''t lie. The commercial performance was indeed postponed. However, she decided to leave last night, but then Li Tiezhu came. The first time she came into contact with the world''s hottest Chinese superstar, she decided to stay another night and spend more time getting acquainted.


    It''s not a force, but onana is really pragmatic.


    For example, she recognized Huang Sanshi as her master yesterday and became the younger martial sister of Yi Xing and Peng Yuchang.


    This surprised the introverted Zhang Zifeng. She was embarrassed to worship with the people she met for the first time.


    In the kitchen, Huang Sanshi said to Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, don''t make breakfast. Let''s just cook a meal, the last meal."


    Ten to twelve!


    Li Tiezhu understood the tradition of mushroom house, so he was not in a hurry. He took a bath first and sweated all over after running.


    After taking a bath, Li Tiezhu didn''t blow his hair, so he went to get a cake.


    Others can''t eat breakfast, he can''t.


    Zhang Zifeng opened a bottle of milk for Li Tiezhu: "brother, here you are."


    "Thank you."


    Li Tiezhu was in the living room. The two dogs dared not play ball and slipped away.


    Onana said, "brother, you have a good figure! Do you work out every day?"


    Zhang Zifeng heard that onana followed her and called brother Li Tiezhu. He glanced slightly and took onana''s arm: "sister Nana, do you have perspective eyes?"


    Yes!


    Li Tiezhu looked down and dressed himself.


    Onana was outspoken: "I went to see my brother''s video collection, eight abdominal muscles! And the clip of playing that wrestler in the United States. It''s cool. Can you teach me to practice martial arts?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m not very good at teaching. If you really want to learn, I suggest you learn from my senior brother fan Xiaohuang. I was taught by him."


    Elder martial brother''s teaching from boxing to meat is deeply remembered.


    Onana: I just want to learn from you


    Zhang Zifeng secretly clenched his teeth, but squeezed out a smile on his face.


    Li Tiezhu said, "you''re not suitable for practicing martial arts. A city girl like you can''t stand that hardship! You''d better make music well. It''s best for a person like you who doesn''t work hard."


    With that, Li Tiezhu took the milk and went out.


    Zhang Zifeng looks at onana. Will the sisters be angry when they are wronged again?


    Onana smiled and said, "my brother also thinks my skin is good!"


    "But he said you were absent."


    "He has a real eye. Like us who make music, he really doesn''t work much and doesn''t have to work."


    "Ah... You''re great."


    "I think it''s easy to talk to him. Anyway, wechat has been added. We can often contact in the future and talk about music together when we have time."


    "My brother never talks about music."


    "Why?"


    "He said he didn''t know music."


    "This... Is too modest! It''s worthy of Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu went out for a stroll and went to say goodbye to Su Su. Su Su was a little emotional and jumped in the cow pen. Maybe he was too reluctant to give up Li Tiezhu.


    The mood of the lantern fluctuated more. When he saw Li Tiezhu coming, he fluttered his wings and flew away. He didn''t dare to say goodbye to Li Tiezhu face to face.


    Huang Sanshi said with a smile, "iron pillar, it''s the last issue. Why do you scare them? They must be very scared and think they won''t live until the next season."


    Li Tiezhu said, "why do they think so?"


    Huang Sanshi: "don''t you count yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I think I have a good relationship with Su Su and lantern. I also teach lantern to make konjac roast duck."


    Liu Mei couldn''t listen: "Oh! Stop talking. I''ll see the two dogs trembling in front of you. I know how cruel you are!"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is your misunderstanding of me."


    Just then, H slipped into the kitchen to steal food. Li Tiezhu asked, "h, are you afraid of me?"


    "Ouch!"


    H ran away with his tail between his legs.


    Liu Mei: "look! Dogs don''t believe it."


    Huang Sanshi laughed and said, "so we all call him brother Zhu. He can manage the animals I can''t manage in the mushroom house. He can do the dishes I can''t do."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you are so kind to these animals that you can''t bear to eat."


    Liu Mei: poof! They are partners


    Huang Sanshi said: "in Li Tiezhu''s eyes, any animal is a dish. However, this kind of ground stove can only be used for cooking here, which has great limitations."


    The mushroom house is a ground stove and two stoves.


    Li Tiezhu said, "who told you? There was a big stove in ha ha farm two days ago. It was the kind of firewood stove we used to have."


    It is said that the two places are separated by more than ten miles. There is no such big difference. The only reason is the characteristics deliberately made by the program team.


    Huang Sanshi picked up the knife: "damn Wang, deceive me again!"


    Barrage:


    "Brother Zhu is worthy of being the devil of the mushroom house."


    "Dogs don''t believe it, ha ha..."


    "Mr. Huang is really tired of cooking. Give him an assistant next season."


    "What assistant do you want? Just call Li Tiezhu back?"


    "Although I like serious brother very much, I''m afraid he won''t come back."


    "The primitive man was so successful, how could he come back?"


    "Damn Wang!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Unknowingly, the twelfth period is over!"


    "Miss Huang has a knife again. Wang, run!"


    Liu Mei was surprised and said, "what are you doing? Are you going to chop Wang Jia?"


    Huang Sanshi took out three sausages and cut them: "I want to chop him, but..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the director bought insurance."


    Liu Mei: "ah?"


    Huang Sanshi: "we must not let him become rich overnight, so I decided not to chop him."


    The camera is shown to the program group. All the staff are hung with a cold sign, except Wang Party A''s face - loss.


    "Eh? I''m not five sausages? Why is there only three?"


    Huang Sanshi cut and found something wrong.


    Li Tiezhu said, "Wang Fang heard that we have sausages here. Let me send two to have a taste."


    Huang Sanshi: "traitor!"


    Zhang Zifeng and onana came and laughed at the speech.


    Huang Sanshi: "sister, will you go back to Beijing later or go directly to Hengdian?"


    Zhang Zifeng: "go directly to Hengdian."


    Liu Mei: "it''s not easy for these children now. They are more tired than we were at that time. They have to film and go to school. Yes, Tiezhu has to go to the army."


    He Ling and Peng Yuchang also woke up and came to the kitchen to help. He Ling helped make milk tea, and Peng Yuchang sat on the throne of burning fire.


    Li Tiezhu began to bake meat cakes: "are you awake?"


    He Ling: "Tuba gets up. The other one will definitely sleep until the meal point. It''s useless for anyone to call."


    Li Tiezhu put the pot on: "Hey! Mr. He, I''m not happy to say that. When Chen Chichi and I record the program, he never sleeps in bed."


    He Ling: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because Luhani and I will wake him up."


    "You call him up?"


    "Ang!"


    "Is it so magical? I don''t believe it."


    "Mr. Lu Yu, I can only say you haven''t seen the world."


    Huang Sanshi took over the pot and continued the great cause of pancake making: "brother Zhu, go and try, Mr. Peng Peng and Mr. He, you go and study."


    He Ling also said, "OK! Let''s go."


    Therefore, under the leadership of Li Tiezhu, he Ling and Peng Yuchang assisted, and Zhang Zifeng and onana followed.


    Li Tiezhu found Chen Chichi''s towel and washbasin in the box, with toothpaste and toothbrush. The fat teacher Chen lies across the bed with H biting his pillow next to him.


    "Ow ~"


    H found Li Tiezhu coming, turned and ran.


    Li Tiezhu spread out the towel stained with cold water, went up and shouted on Chen Chichi''s face, and then rubbed it fiercely.


    Chen Chichi desperately struggled: "aha... AHA... Iron pillar is you again? Doom... Oh, a little..."


    He Ling and Peng Yuchang smiled vaguely, and Zhang Zifeng and onana were not much better.


    After washing his face, Li Tiezhu sat up with Chen Chichi in one hand, poured a mouthful of water into it, and then patted his back: "spit!"


    "Poof!"


    "Open your mouth and brush your teeth!"


    "Ah, uh... I''ll do it myself, brother Zhu. I''ll just do it myself."


    "Are you awake?"


    Li Tiezhu asked.


    Chen Chichi brushed her teeth and a loveless smile bloomed on her fat face: "if I don''t wake up, I''ll never wake up! I thank you for your wake-up service!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re welcome. Everyone is friends. If you''re still sleepy, there''s ice in the fridge."


    "No! What a waste of ice."


    "See you? Anyway, it''s the ice in the mushroom house. You and I don''t lose."


    "Ha... Spit!" Chen Chichi brushed his teeth and wiped his mouth. "It''s not good. It seems that we are... Impolite."


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother, you are so polite."


    Chen Chichi: "that''s, my family is also a scholarly family..."


    As soon as they sang in harmony, they talked about a dialogue that had nothing to do with the actual situation, and finished washing.


    Chen Chichi put away the washbasin and said with a smile to several people watching the play: "good morning, everyone. It''s another day full of vitality, ah ha ha..."


    Then they went back to the kitchen and talked about Li Tiezhu''s wake-up service like Liu Mei and Huang Sanshi.


    Huang Sanshi praised Li Tiezhu''s considerate service.


    Chen Chichi wiped his face and smiled bitterly: "this is still a simplified version! The original version is to throw ice cubes directly into my clothes. He rubbed them for me. Rouhani scratched my feet with feathers, and Deng Chao sang in my ears. If I don''t wake up, Li Tiezhu will hit me on the head with my shoes. Can''t you see that my head has been big in the past two years? Therefore, be careful when making friends, friends!"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s just like you''re my friend."


    Chen Chichi: "


    Onana was very interested: "did he really hit you on the head?"


    Chen chiequatoria: "more than that! Bangbang smashed. After smashing, I was dizzy for a while. It was like a concussion, you know?"


    Onana: Wow! Isn''t that cool


    Chen Chichi: "what''s cool about this?"


    He Ling: "do you know what''s cooler? We opened Chen Chichi''s box and found that he hadn''t opened it since he came. He didn''t take a bath, brush his teeth or wash his face last night..."


    The crowd laughed again. The goods are really amazing.


    Peng Yuchang: "what''s more, brother Zhu knows Chen Chichi''s box password."


    Huang Sanshi: "Oh?"


    Chen Chichi said, "how did you guess?"


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent and spread his hand: "ordinary lazy people are either six or six zeros. Are you the one who can remember the password?"


    Chen Chichi: "


    (thanks to Zeng jingcanghai for giving you another 100000 points of reward. I''ll continue to pay you more on another day...)

 Chapter 769

    Are you someone who can remember the password?


    Well, that makes sense!


    Chen Chichi laughed angrily and couldn''t refute. He had to laugh and mouth at the same time, trying to make his face appear smaller in front of the camera.


    He was not convinced: "iron pillar, guess what my bank card password is?"


    Peng Yuchang: "birthday?"


    Chen Chichi gave him a white look: "only people with empty minds like you can use birthday as a password! My passwords are carefully selected and difficult to decipher..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the last six digits of the mobile phone number? Or the first six digits?"


    Chen Chichi''s nagging stopped abruptly: "ah... Eat! Are everyone hungry?"


    He Ling: "ha ha... I love this paragraph. The only person who can control Chen Chichi is Li Tiezhu."


    Chen Chichi covered his forehead: "doom! Doom!"


    Huang Sanshi: "ha ha ha..."


    Liu Mei: "hey? Did you guess right?"


    Peng Yuchang smiled as cheap as ever: "Hey, hey... It''s not a guess. Brother Zhu knows brother Chi too well. He''s lazy! He''s too lazy to remember the password!"


    Zhang Zifeng chuckled.


    Onana looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise. Wow, he''s so smart!


    Let''s start together, take out the meals and meat patties, and prepare for the last lunch in the mushroom house this season.


    Chen Chichi took a piece of cake and bit it dully: "I''ll change the password when I go back and change it into a password that none of you know."


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t want to change it to my mobile phone number, do you?"


    Chen Chichi was so frightened that the cakes fell off and his face was dull: "can you read your mind? It''s not your mobile phone number. I want to change it to your birthday."


    The scene laughed crazy again. Looking at Chen Chichi''s Micro expression, it really didn''t look like acting. He didn''t have such profound acting skills.


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha..."


    "I''m happy to see Chichi so miserable."


    "Doom! Doom!"


    "The one who washed his face killed me."


    "My password is also six zeros."


    "Bank card password with mobile phone number is also a talent!"


    "Ordinary people can''t think of it."


    "Zhengge, this kind of creature, you say he''s stupid, really stupid, you say he''s smart..."


    "More than three are great fools if wise."


    "Chen Chichi conquers the stars."


    "Suddenly I''m looking forward to a new season of ha ha ha ha."


    "Since the iron pillar came, my sister hasn''t sat with Peng Peng."


    "Li Tiezhu is a rice drying machine."


    A meal was enjoyable. I chatted while eating. I was stunned that I had eaten for two hours and was full of wine and food.


    Then Huang Sanshi said, "OK! Let''s go to the village and say goodbye to everyone."


    He Ling: "go!"


    Li Tiezhu just followed and helped carry the gift. He was strong.


    However, when he Ling sent a child a gang of evildoers and exercise books, Li Tiezhu specially observed the child and asked for bean sacks on his face. If his parents were not there, it would be scolded by his mother.


    Li Tiezhu felt his pain, and... Loved it, and even gave him a different set of papers.


    The little boy looked at Li Tiezhu bitterly.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I became an artist because I didn''t study well. You should take a warning and study hard and make progress every day!"


    Little boy: "£¤%#@&& *..."


    "Come on! You are the flowers of the motherland!"


    ¡°£¤%#@&&&*¡­¡­¡±


    "The world is ours and yours, but it''s yours after all! I''m optimistic about you!"


    ¡°£¤%#@&&&*¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu was very happy and even began to sing: "children, do you have many question marks..."


    Barrage:


    "Children, do you have many question marks?"


    "Child: you don''t have to!"


    "The child thought, did I offend you?"


    "Send homework... The devil?"


    "Children, Fang, ha ha..."


    "Shrimp and pig heart!"


    "Li Tiezhu is the devil. Does he sing and ridicule?"


    "Only when you don''t study well can you be an artist?"


    "The flowers of the motherland are about to crack!"


    When passing a tree, he Ling suddenly said to Chen Chichi, "there is a big tree hole. You can tell it anything you want."


    Chen Chichi: "ah? Really? Let me see."


    With that, he leaned over and said, "I hope I will never meet Li Tiezhu on any program again!"


    Dong!


    A strange tree fruit fell, hit Chen Chichi''s head, bounced and fell to the ground.


    Fortunately, the fruit is not big.


    Chen Chichi was stunned: "how many meanings does this mean?"


    Peng Yuchang''s convulsive laughter attack: "ha ha ha ha ha..."


    Others couldn''t help it.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it shows that we are destined."


    Chen Chichi: "evil fate!"


    Huang Sanshi: "ha ha... You two really hit it off."


    A group of people went to the radio station to say goodbye to the villagers, chatted for a long time, and then returned to the pavilion of the mushroom house to sit down.


    Huang Sanshi said: "in previous seasons, three or four of us stayed to say goodbye to the villagers. This time, the guests also stayed, which is very special. Then, you are our family. If you come to the mushroom house in the future, you won''t be a guest..."


    He Ling: "it''s home!"


    Next is to read some letters from enthusiastic audiences.


    It took half an hour to finish.


    It''s finally over.


    Huang Sanshi stood up and said, "Oh, I''ve been sitting for too long. My legs are numb!"


    Li Tiezhu floated over in an instant: "let me see and give me your hand."


    Everyone is waiting. Li Tiezhu will point massage. Can he still cure leg numbness? This is a unique skill! We all know the bitterness of leg numbness.


    Huang Sanshi was also full of expectations: "it''s too numb. How can I do it?"


    Li Tiezhu grabbed Huang Sanshi''s arm: "Miss Huang, are you ready?"


    Huang Sanshi: "hmm?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t give him a chance to react. He dragged him out and circled in the yard.


    The poor fat yellow man, numb in one leg, jumped and walked painfully: "let go! Li Tiezhu, you evil bastard, you''re finished... Ouch... Hahaha..."


    Other people couldn''t stand up with laughter. Zhang Zifeng and onana wiped their tears.


    Peng Yuchang: "ha ha... Tiezhu dares to do this. I want to do it for a long time. My master is old and often has numb legs."


    He Ling: "Peng Peng, it''s all recorded."


    Peng Yuchang covered his mouth: "well, what did I say?"


    Chen Chichi drank a bowl of milk tea: "I''m happy to see Mr. Huang''s vigorous steps. Ha ha... Doom!"


    Liu Mei frowned: "Oh, that''s great! How did Li Tiezhu get along with your friends in the circle?"


    The program ends here. The barrage calls for the last gallop of Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi.


    After that, it comes to the link of giving gifts to each other. This is not recorded in the program, which belongs to the private communication of artists.


    Although we are close to each other in front of the camera, in fact, we are not so familiar.


    Li Tiezhu skillfully took out the small gifts prepared by songzhuer and gave them one by one. He also received a pile of things.


    Be reasonable, sometimes Li Tiezhu still understands the artists who sell gifts in the second-hand market. They charge too much. Not to mention gifts from fans, things from peers can drive people crazy.


    But Li Tiezhu doesn''t have to worry. He usually takes the gifts he receives as prizes and rewards them to the employees of the company.


    In songzhuer''s words, save money.


    Zhang Zifeng gave Li Tiezhu a picture. The picture was ugly: "brother, it''s not good. I hope you don''t mind."


    Li Tiezhu gave Zhang Zifeng a crystal necklace. It didn''t look cheap: "Zifeng, please do something."


    Zhang Zifeng was instantly serious: "brother, you command."


    Li Tiezhu''s face was a little red: "my sister Liu Xiaohua, you know, her college entrance examination results should be able to get on Nortel reluctantly. It''s likely that you will be in the same class. Then..."


    Zhang Zifeng: "don''t worry, we will help each other."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "help a fart! She doesn''t need anyone''s help. I''m afraid she''ll bully people or do bastards. Keep an eye on her for me and report anything to me at any time."


    Zhang Zifeng: "is she so powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let me tell you, she was not allowed to take part in commercials in senior three last year. She... Made more than 20 million as a shaker. He pulled a lot of artists such as Yi Xiaomao and Justin to bring goods."


    Zhang Zifeng: "..." wants to learn.


    Finally, onana was the last one to give Li Tiezhu a gift.


    It''s an organ.


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t."


    Onana said, "self study! The composer can teach himself. This is my own harmonica. I can lend it to you. It''s mainly convenient to carry. You can also carry it in the military camp."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you!"


    "Wechat often contacts."


    "Keep in touch."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "by the way, what songs have you sung? I''ll go back and listen."


    Onana was stunned: "I''m... Not a singer."


    "Then they say you study music?"


    "I play the cello."


    "Oh."


    "Oh?"


    At this time, onana and Li Tiezhu stood on the edge of the kitchen, far away from the others. Their sister was just there and was pulled away by Peng Yuchang.


    Onana suddenly looked at Li Tiezhu and wondered, "brother, do you believe in love at first sight?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the so-called love at first sight is inspired by color."


    Onana''s eyes suddenly changed and a suddenly realized expression: "ah! Men understand so..."


    Li Tiezhu thought, isn''t it? Cat is, I was not 18 years old at that time!


    Li Tiezhu went directly to Kunyang airport by car, joined Wu Litao, and then flew to the northwest.


    Tomorrow, the last phase of the army career will begin.


    In the cafe at the airport, onana and Zhang Zifeng sit opposite each other. Their relationship is far less intimate than that on the program, but they are not unfamiliar.


    Onana Frank: "you like him."


    Zhang Zifeng said tactfully, "maybe. What about you?"


    "I like him too! I don''t know whether it''s love at first sight or color. After all, you know, women don''t look at men''s faces."


    "I don''t know."


    "From a statistical point of view, there must be something outstanding about the number of warblers around him! It''s no use being handsome if someone chooses the rest. There must be a problem."


    "Are you going to attack?"


    "Don''t you?"


    Zhang Zifeng shrugged: "I''ll just be his sister. You moths fly to the fire, and I''ll watch the fire from the shore."


    Onana hesitated a little: "I haven''t thought about it yet!"

 Chapter 770

    Just keep thinking.


    Li Tiezhu knows that he will have no time to consider this issue in the coming week.


    Today, Zhang Xiaomeng suddenly asked Li Tiezhu the name of his new album, which confused him.


    After recording the real man, Li Tiezhu will go back to Kyoto to record a new album.


    An album needs a name.


    How did I forget this?


    Returning to the Northwest Hostel, Wu Litao went to make up for his sleep, while Li Tiezhu racked his brains to think about the album name.


    The songs of this album are the same as the previous two. They are miscellaneous, various types and styles, and the theme is relatively scattered. It''s not easy to choose a name. It should be said that Li Tiezhu''s favorite album name is royal engine, which has a distinctive theme and unique meaning.


    Domestic fans are not so eager for the new album, because they have heard these songs. On the contrary, omey''s fans are very noisy. It is said that someone has splashed paint on the door of the big music publisher.


    The result of their discussion is that Zhang Xiaomeng must release a new album before the global concert, and it will be released simultaneously all over the world. Otherwise, someone may throw smoke bombs at the concert.


    Therefore, the album name must be set in advance to facilitate promotion.


    There are nine songs in the new album, which is the least among the albums released by Li Tiezhu. They are:


    Compendium of Materia Medica, kiss goodbye (Chinese English bilingual version), China keeps turning, misplaced time and space (special version), Wukong, dreamer, Wrangler City, Qilixiang, Starry Sea.


    There are Chinese history, heroes of the past generation, myths and legends, and urban emotions in the song.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu "lazy" took the title of an album - "dreamer".


    The name can cover the theme of these songs, but he was so lazy that he felt ashamed.


    He doesn''t know. Many singers use song names as album names.


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and sent the album name to Zhang Xiaomeng. The other party replied "good name". It is estimated that he has made up a lot of moral in his brain.


    Then, he opened the message sent by onana, which was a self photo taken at home. Onana asked him if P was good-looking.


    Fair skin, delicate facial features, economical cloth, strategic chest at a young age, good-looking.


    Li Tiezhu replied: "your home is decorated very solidly. Can you push the contact information of the decoration company to me?"


    [Ding! Congratulations to the host. Serious value + 1]


    Li Tiezhu put down his mobile phone, smiled and thought, the decoration of onana''s home is really good, suitable for the house in his hometown.


    [Ding! Congratulations! The host film and television city has reached 20039 points and won the medal of "making progress". It will be rewarded with intelligence value of 20 points and advanced arranger ability.]


    Huh?


    Li Tiezhu feels a little confused. He hasn''t made TV and movies recently. He doesn''t have a guest role. How can he increase his film and television achievements?


    It didn''t rise much. It was close to 20000 before, but it did rise.


    In fact, this is because Kung Fu was a success in beimi. After solving a series of problems, it was finally released in Europe. The box office was not very good, but it was not bad.


    But the advanced arrangement ability is OK.


    Li Tiezhu checked his attributes in the system again.


    Current intelligence: 99 points. (upper limit 109 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 106 points. (just added 20 points)


    Serious value: 73 / 100 points.


    Music Achievement: 39281 points.


    Variety achievements: 25354 points.


    Film and television achievements: 20039 points.


    Tiktok: 165 million 180 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 99.9%.


    [ultimate task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety and film and television all exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points. Unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and live to win 250 intelligence points and a mystery award.]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills and advanced composition ability


    Item: Lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky + 9)


    In the system mall, in the movie area, operation Red Sea is priced at 100 intelligence points.


    Li Tiezhu chose to buy without hesitation.


    [Ding! The movie operation Red Sea was successfully purchased...]


    ¡­¡­


    In the evening, all the artists arrived. We made an appointment to have dinner and drink together. It was quite a tragic feeling of the last dinner.


    Because the program team has revealed that this time it is going to the hardest reconnaissance company to train, which is almost no different from being a special forces soldier.


    Yuan Heng and Wu Litao complain incessantly, and their faces are full of fear. Guo Xiaoxi and Liu Yuan are both looking forward to and afraid, but Li Tiezhu and Zhang Yifeng, an elderly capable person, are eager to try. They are very confident in their bodies.


    The next morning, before they took the minibus to the military camp, they were interviewed and asked about their conjectures about the next few days of training.


    Guo Xiaoxi: "I have a hunch that they are ready to fight hard, ha ha..."


    Yuan Heng: "the quality that scouts need is agility? Come without shadow and go without trace?"


    Zhang Yifeng: "Scouts must be the hardest for all troops in public and need the best physical strength."


    Wu Litao: "it seems that I heard it''s very powerful. I''m sure it''s OK."


    Liu Yuan: "I can meet all my previous hopes and requirements for myself! I know where the reconnaissance company is, and I will refuel!"


    Li Tiezhu: "strive to be the best! Special forces are every man''s dream. I''m honored to be here."


    They were sent to the field training ground and put them in different places.


    Each person gets a map and asks him to find it by himself to reach the designated position.


    Li Tiezhu followed the map and saw some training grounds of the reconnaissance company, including fighting training, shooting training, obstacle training, resistance training and so on.


    Soon, everyone reached the designated position.


    Instructor: "welcome to the reconnaissance company. I''m Xu Tao, commander of the reconnaissance company. The reconnaissance force is set up to obtain intelligence! Today''s content is what I asked you to bring into training what you observed on the road."


    Yuan Heng immediately grinned.


    Liu Yuan couldn''t help laughing. He was so happy that he could finally be a scout!


    Instructor: "what is a Scout? A scout is the head''s eye and the sharp knife in the sharp knife. Our task is to attack the enemy''s command post and carry out special operations such as beheading."


    This paragraph is boiling with blood.


    Li Tiezhu was excited by the instructor. He wished he could follow them to participate in the actual battle.


    In this army, the combat team is the unit. The artists have two team leaders. One group leader Sun Hong is responsible for the water subject, and the other group leader Zhang Sui is responsible for the mountain subject.


    Group I: Zhang Yifeng, Wu Litao, Liu Yuan.


    Group 2: Li Tiezhu, Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng.


    This time, artists will train in the form of group competition.


    The instructor asked again, "which of you has the best rifle shooting performance?"


    Zhang Yifeng: "Li Tiezhu."


    Yuan Heng: "he was Mongolian."


    Instructor: "how about Li Tiezhu''s pistol shooting?"


    Yuan Heng: "it''s still the first, but it''s also Mongolian."


    The instructor said, "Li Tiezhu, were you blindfolded when you shot?"


    Li Tiezhu: report! Yes


    Instructor: "


    The artists laughed one after another.


    Instructor: "Mongolia is also a kind of strength. Next, let Li Tiezhu take you to review the shooting essentials of Type 95 automatic rifle."


    Li Tiezhu came up: "Hello, comrades in arms, that... Instructor, what am I doing?"


    Instructor: "tell me about shooting experience."


    Li Tiezhu: "the experience is that the gun posture should be accurate, the shooting target should be recognized well, and don''t hit other people''s targets. The key is to aim. If you aim, it''s better to be hoodwinked. If you don''t aim, you can''t be hoodwinked."


    Liu Yuan: "poof..."


    The instructor couldn''t help laughing. Is it still called Meng after aiming?


    Li Tiezhu continued: "there are shoulders to hold the butt of the gun, try to minimize the shaking of the gun, and... No and..."


    Instructor: "wheezing ~"


    Artists can''t help laughing and shaking.


    Barrage:


    "The predecessor of special forces!"


    "The reconnaissance company is also a kind of special forces."


    "Look at the training intensity."


    "This session will be wonderful."


    "Misty?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Yuan Heng is jealous of Li Tiezhu?"


    "Serious brother: I''m excellent at shooting!"


    "Aimed at mon?"


    "No, and... Hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu returned to the team after speaking.


    The group shooting confrontation began. Li Tiezhu''s opponent was Liu Yuan.


    The shooting training of this root was different from that of other troops. The two rushed down the slope, quickly crossed the fire wall and fired in a 100 meter rifle prone position. Then advance 30 meters under the barbed wire and shoot in a micro impact kneeling position.


    After this, both of them were wrapped in thick yellow mud. Liu Yuan, a large part behind Li Tiezhu, was panting and almost fell when he knelt down.


    Li Tiezhu''s face was not red and gasped. He easily completed the circle shooting.


    Go on, over two low walls and shoot with a 30 meter pistol standing.


    Then pick up the target and the others continue the game.


    Finally, each person fired five rifles, five micro thrusts and five pistols. The targets were body target, chest target and head target respectively. The results were calculated according to the number of targets.


    The results are as follows:


    Guo Xiaoxi: 5


    Zhang Yifeng: 7


    Liu Yuan: 12


    Wu Litao: 2


    Yuan Heng: 9


    Li Tiezhu: 15


    As always, Li Tiezhu is still the first, while his apprentice Wu Litao is still at the bottom.


    After the soldiers reported their results, the instructor frowned: "Li Tiezhu was all in? Did you count wrong?"


    Soldier: "report! The program group is also counted. It can''t be wrong."


    The instructor looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "the marksman is also hoodwinked?"


    Li Tiezhu raised his head, held his chest high, and said, "report! It''s covered!"


    Instructor: "give me a shot at this distance."


    Li Tiezhu: "report! It''s too far."


    The previous training was 100 meter rifle shooting, 50 meter micro punch and 30 meter pistol. Now, the place where they line up is at least 150 meters, and it''s enough to hit the biggest body target.


    Instructor: "far? I let you hit the first target! Two bullets."


    Li Tiezhu actually wants to try: "yes!"


    Head target?


    Li Tiezhu looked. 150 meters away, the body target looked as small as a lighter, and the head target looked like a pushpin.

 Chapter 771

    Other artists are also looking at the head target and frown one after another. It''s hard to hit the body target at a distance of 100 meters. Why do you hit the head target at a distance of 150 meters? Do you really think Li Tiezhu is a marksman?


    Wu Litao said, "master, come on, don''t embarrass me."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    I really want to kill this guy. He''s obviously humiliating me. It''s good to say that!


    Liu Yuan: "brother Zhu, I believe you."


    The soldier took the rifle loaded with two bullets to the instructor.


    The instructor asked Li Tiezhu, "are you sure?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, I was blindfolded."


    "Are you confident?"


    "No. the shooting methods are all fed with bullets. I haven''t fired more than 100 live bullets in total. The distance is too far and the target is too small... It''s hard to cover."


    The instructor handed the gun to Li Tiezhu and said, "then be serious."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    With that, he picked up the gun, stood in a standard posture, refused to shoot, aimed and pulled the trigger.


    Bang.


    The action is done at one go.


    Everyone looked at the target. They only saw a small plume of smoke on the small soil slope behind the target. They didn''t know whether they had hit the target or not.


    Li Tiezhu was distracted. He continued to aim and was ready to fire a second shot.


    The instructor suddenly said, "shoot again at my command."


    Li Tiezhu kept aiming: "yes."


    The instructor stared at Li Tiezhu, but did not give instructions. The artists were also curious. What is this? A minute later, the instructor nodded: "shoot."


    Bang.


    The instructor took back the gun and asked Li Tiezhu to return to the team. He said, "do you know why Li Tiezhu is accurate? Because he has a stable hand and almost does not move with the gun for one minute. Moreover, after shooting, the muzzle jump range is very small. If he can do this, he can shoot roughly as long as he is not blind."


    Artists nodded one after another, especially Liu Yuan and Yuan Heng, who are typical of being unable to hold down the gun.


    Wu Litao is different. He has a gun and is not standard.


    The instructor said to Li Tiezhu again, "you did a good job. No matter how you played just now, it''s not easy. I read your training schedule. It''s very short and hasty. You just said that the shooting skills are fed with bullets, so..."


    "Report! Target check completed."


    Soldiers report.


    Instructor: "is there a target?"


    Soldier: "head on target... Two."


    Instructor: "


    All in?!


    I was just stepping down Li Tiezhu''s steps. By the way, I wanted to stimulate them and let them know that there is a day outside


    I''m glad I didn''t say that.


    At a distance of 150 meters, it''s not uncommon for a reconnaissance company to hit two head targets, but it''s a special force. It''s rare to put it in other forces.


    He looked at the giggling Li Tiezhu. This was probably a gift. God closed a door for him and always opened a window.


    Others are congratulating Li Tiezhu.


    Liu Yuan: "brother Zhu, it''s really powerful. You can hit it."


    Wu Litao: "Shifu, you really didn''t disappoint me."


    Yuan Heng: "Li Tiezhu, how did you get it? Come down and teach us."


    Barrage:


    "Xu Sanduo is powerful."


    "Seventeen shots hit in a row. Can this be called Meng?"


    "The instructor is a little jealous."


    "Is ZHENGJING the legendary gun king?"


    "Have the potential to be a sniper."


    "Forget it, he''s blind. He accidentally killed the friendly regiment."


    "Hahaha..."


    Next, artists and soldiers, some boarded military trucks, and some sat on sidecar motorcycles.


    Li Tiezhu chose the straddle motorcycle, which was his childhood feeling.


    "Eh? Is this car for sale?"


    "How much is the fuel consumption?"


    "Jialing brand? I rode Jialing 125! How much horsepower is this?"


    "When we were young, we made straddle carts with baskets, and then two groups of people fought with wooden guns..."


    Li Tiezhu started the consumption mode, which is generally only when he meets his favorite things, such as tanks, such as cross bucket cars. Reasonable, Li Tiezhu still likes driving. He drives all kinds of cars, from tractors to super running, from electric vehicles to tanks.


    At first, the soldiers driving were very shy. Later, Li Tiezhu said a lot about the countryside, especially after the second uncle Li Tiezhu drove the tractor into the cesspit, the soldiers were much more cheerful. He also came from the countryside.


    The soldier said, "I also like cross bucket cars, so I applied to be a rider. Later, I found that there was no imagined wind and there was dust all the way."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I feel it. I can dig out a lot of nose shit when I go back tonight."


    "Hahaha... Are your stars so disgusting? Can you say it when recording a program?"


    "Most stars are much more disgusting than me. I''m a model student in the circle. If you don''t say it properly, the program group can lose it."


    "Then I''m relieved. On my first day of long-distance jumping, my eggs were worn out."


    "Really? So delicate?"


    "You... How can I prove it to you? It''s just that the road is too bumpy."


    "Yes, my thighs were worn out on my first ride."


    What they talked about was not suitable for broadcasting, so the program group naturally cut it off.


    The whole team came to a small forest near the lake and camped.


    It''s a small tent for two. And it only takes ten minutes to set up a tent.


    Wu Litao shamelessly chose to join Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu started to set up a tent while watching the nearby soldier group set up a tent to study. With strong hands-on ability, he barely completed the task, while the other two groups haven''t started to set up a tent.


    After dinner, an instructor took the artists to do camouflage latent training, that is, wearing auspicious clothes and covered with grass for camouflage.


    First, Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu lay down for latent training and asked them not to move without being found.


    In the past ten minutes, Wu Litao couldn''t stand it: "master, help me see if there is an insect on my face."


    Instructor: "you can''t move even if there are insects! You can''t move even if a poisonous snake bites you."


    Wu Litao: "where is a snake? Who can keep still when he sees a snake?"


    Instructor: "then I''ll find you a snake?"


    Wu Litao: "where is such a good snake to find?"


    After a while, the instructor came back and took his hand out from behind. It was a long black snake, still spitting messages.


    "Oh..."


    Wu Litao was so frightened that he ran out for several meters, and his helmet was crooked.


    The artists were also surprised.


    Liu Yuan: "it''s really a snake!"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "where did they find it?"


    Li Tiezhu did not move.


    The teacher said, "Wu Litao! You will be found when you move. Discovery means death."


    Wu Litao said, "then I''ll kill the snake first!"


    The instructor smiled and said contemptuously, "here! Here, kill it!"


    Wu Litao counseled: "I''m wrong! No, instructor, it''s terrible."


    The instructor shook his head, then took the snake and shook it next to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu didn''t move. Finally, the instructor connected the snake to Li Tiezhu''s face, and the snake wriggled on his dark face.


    Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng and Liu Yuan saw that their scalp was numb and their hair stood upright.


    Zhang Yifeng is quite calm.


    Li Tiezhu was motionless and even wanted to laugh. The snake... Looks delicious and fat. It should be raised to train soldiers.


    Talents have emerged from the barrage since ancient times:


    "Wow, Jane, are you serious?"


    "I dare bite off the snake''s head with my mouth!"


    "Brag, you''re the best."


    "The king of mouth gun."


    "I''m afraid of snakes, too. It''s terrible."


    "The scouts are famous for their ruthlessness. What is a snake?"


    "I''ve seen special forces kill crocodiles."


    "What a lovely little snake!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s saliva is about to flow out. Look at his little eyes."


    "Sleeping trough, really..."


    "What''s a snake? You can''t move even if you''re on fire. Salute!"


    The instructor asked Li Tiezhu to get up: "you did a good job. You are one of the most outstanding recruits I have taught. Aren''t you afraid of snakes?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m not afraid. I like snakes."


    "Why?"


    "Because... It''s delicious. The skin can also make erhu."


    "Er... Wu Litao, come and get down for training. Li Tiezhu has a rest."


    The instructor couldn''t answer Li Tiezhu''s words and began to torture Wu Litao. He took the snake and slowly approached Wu Litao.


    Wu Litao began to tremble.


    The instructor kept approaching: "what are you afraid of? Look, I''m holding it now. Am I afraid?"


    The snake was half a meter away from Wu Litao. Wu Litao collapsed and crawled back: "report! I give up, I really can''t do it."


    Instructors are also helpless. If they are real recruits, they should be forced to practice until they are not afraid of snakes, but these are not real recruits. If they are forced to go on TV, it will have a bad impact.


    Li Tiezhu went over and said, "instructor, let me try."


    With that, Li Tiezhu took the snake in the instructor''s hand, first broke the snake''s mouth, looked, turned and said to Wu Litao, "I''m not afraid, the teeth are not long, and the snake''s round head is not poisonous."


    Wu Litao: "


    Li Tiezhu said to the instructor, "you are so fat!"


    The instructor said, "it''s raised by special troops. We don''t raise it ourselves."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "Wu Litao, get down."


    "Master!"


    Wu Litao fell down in despair.


    Li Tiezhu said, "look for a sense of substitution, close your eyes and imagine that there is an enemy headquarters in front of you. There are enemies everywhere and invisible secret sentries. As long as you are exposed, you will die..."


    Wu Litao forced himself to close his eyes and fantasize, but he still couldn''t: "master, no..."


    His face is icy and still moving.


    Wu Litao understood in an instant and was fooled by master.


    He wanted to run, but Li Tiezhu pressed his back neck with one hand and couldn''t move. Li Tiezhu was too strong. He watched the snake wriggle on his face, shaking his upper and lower teeth in a fight.


    Li Tiezhu: "sing a song and unite."


    Wu Litao sang with a trembling voice: "unity is strength..."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you still afraid?"


    Wu Litao: "I''m not too afraid."


    "Get up."


    "Yes."


    "Take it."


    "Ah?"


    Wu Litao was confused.


    Li Tiezhu stuffed the snake and asked Wu Litao to hold the snake by seven inches: "don''t let go, it really bites. Don''t try too hard. If you pinch it, you''ll lose money."


    Wu Litao could only tremble and pinch the snake, feel its cold touch around his wrist and back of his hand, and expressed despair:


    "Master, kill me..."


    Barrage:


    "I''m a FAK!"


    "If I could scare the urine."


    "Li Tiezhu is really not a person!"


    "Wu Litao is crying."


    "Let people sing..."


    "How cruel!"


    "Cruel? They are the quiet years of some people."


    "Still let someone take it?"


    "Pinch dead to lose money?"


    "You can feel Wu Litao''s despair across the screen."


    "Serious brother, excellent!"

 Chapter 772

    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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    Later, in an interview, Wu Litao said, "seriously, if someone else put the snake on my face, I would definitely beat him. My master is full of martial virtue, so I have to bear it. I''m really afraid. I''m afraid of the kind in my bones. Maybe it''s natural. I''ve been afraid of snakes and spiders since I was a child... Later, I became numb after holding the snake for a long time."


    Wu Litao was really numb and his eyes were dull.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what are you afraid of? You dare to defeat the commander."


    Wu Litao: "at least he doesn''t bite."


    "Don''t you bite?"


    "Well..."


    The instructor smiled and came over to take the snake: "it''s brave enough to take the first step! You''re great, Wu Litao. Of course, thank you more, master."


    Wu Litao was soft at his feet and lay on the ground panting.


    Li Tiezhu kicked him: "Hey! Do you want to take a pee in the woods?"


    Wu Litao had this intention, but when he said so, he could only die to save face and suffer: "don''t pee!"


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 Chapter 773

    The sun began to slant westward, and the people returned to the camp under the guidance of the instructor.


    Everyone talked about how Li Tiezhu did it. Everyone knew that it was ten times harder to climb with the rope hanging than lying down. Pulling the body weight alone can make people exhausted.


    Zhang Yifeng, the only one who failed to climb over, asked, "iron pillar, have you ever thought of giving up?"


    He had the same experience as Li Tiezhu. When climbing, there was a strong cross wind on the river, and the swing of the rope up to 80 or 90 meters was particularly large.


    Therefore, he didn''t lie down steadily, and his body hung down. He tried to climb by hanging, but as an elderly capable person, he was exhausted after climbing more than ten meters. Later, he wanted to turn it over again, tried seven or eight times, failed, and finally exhausted and jumped off the lake.


    Li Tiezhu, too, turned several times without success. He had to bite his teeth and stick to it. When he climbed halfway, his feet released the hooked rope and hung it with both hands to let his legs rest. He climbed another 30 meters, released his hands, hung his feet on the rope to rest his hands, continued to climb after two minutes, and finally finished.


    Even so, Li Tiezhu climbed the fastest of all.


    Not fast. The longer you hang, the harder it will be.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I didn''t want to give up. If you were my age, it wouldn''t be a problem to climb over."


    Zhang Yifeng nodded with emotion and had to serve the old man.


    Yuan Heng thumbed up: "brother Zhu, Niu!"


    Liu Yuan said, "after climbing, I saw brother Zhu''s hands cramped."


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand: "it''s still shaking now."


    The instructor said, "it proves that you have less training. If you train for a long time, it should be easier to climb over by hanging."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s true that the way of force and action are not skilled, which wastes a lot of physical strength."


    Instructor: "but you bought me a hand rest. We''ll try it later."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "in fact, you can use a hook. Hanging your waist on the rope will save a lot of effort."


    The instructor said, "I used it in recruits'' training, but in the actual combat environment, how can I get so many satisfactory equipment? Only my own body can be trusted."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. Sure enough, he was still too stupid.


    Barrage:


    "The iron pillar is too strong. It can be completed in this way."


    "Zhang Yifeng is also very strong. He climbed half by hanging."


    "And they are sixty."


    "I love this program so much."


    "Xu Sanduo has good physical strength."


    "Songzhuer: young people have great physical strength."


    "The brake pads are red!"


    "Serious brother is still a little handsome when he is not funny."


    "Wu Litao is Gou past..."


    Back at the camp, we sat on the ground to rest and discuss today''s training.


    Wu Litao wanted to lie in the tent for a while. Before long, his cry came: "master, help! There is a snake."


    Everyone went over and looked. Good guy, there was a snake crawling in the tent, and half of its body was still on Wu Litao.


    Obviously, Wu Litao didn''t find it when he went in. After lying down, he was found by a snake.


    He was most afraid of snakes. Even he was green: "master, master..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the matter, son? Have a nightmare?"


    Wu Litao: "


    Are you blind?


    Guo Xiaoxi, who was scared, immediately laughed. Li Tiezhu was too bad. Who said he was an honest man?


    Yuan Heng was not afraid of snakes. He squatted on the edge of the tent and said, "don''t be afraid. How old people are still afraid of nightmares. We are all here. Keep sleeping. Good!"


    Wu Litao: "I sleep... There are snakes."


    Zhang Yifeng said, "what''s the matter? Does the snake snore? It affects you?"


    Wu Litao: "uncle!"


    Zhang Yifeng: "Hey!"


    Wu Litao: "


    Guo Xiaoxi gloated and said, "do you want the second uncle to sing you a lullaby?"


    Wu Li Tao had no way to make complaints about it. He shivered and his eyes kept on staring at the snake crawling on him.


    Obviously, the snake was a "surprise" arranged by the instructor for them.


    When the audience saw this scene, they were afraid and laughed, and the barrage was very active:


    "My hair stands on end."


    "If I were you, I would be scared to death..."


    "Put snakes in the tent?"


    "Have a nightmare? Hahaha..."


    "This master is a little cruel."


    "These people are not people!"


    "Cover your eyes and see... It''s too wide to be afraid."


    "The program group deliberately released the snake."


    "Tao Tao estimates that he wants to die."


    "The second uncle sings and the uncle dances!"


    "Dancing with snakes?"


    "Don''t close up the snake again..."


    Fortunately, after doing enough variety effects, Li Tiezhu caught the snake.


    Yuan Heng reached out and pinched the snake: "it''s quite a big one."


    Liu Yuan took the snake to play and said, "just let it go!"


    Yuan Heng: "well, it''s not easy to grow so big."


    Li Tiezhu said, "let go of the meat sent to the door? What do you think?"


    Yuan Heng: "let it go. In the future, it will become Bai Suzhen and come back to repay you. How about it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "where does Bai Suzhen smell like snake meat?"


    Yuan Heng: "are you afraid that if you become Bai Suzhen, you will also be killed by the iron headed baby''s head hammer? Zhu Er doesn''t like small animals?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head decisively: "well... She likes small animals, cats and rabbits."


    Wu Litao did not dare to sleep or complain about Li Tiezhu, so he ran to "question" the instructor why he released the snake.


    The instructors of this army were much more amiable than the previous instructors. With an approachable smile on their faces, they said to Wu Litao, "next time you steal sleep and miss sleep, I''ll put a nest for you. The main reason is that it''s hot. I''m afraid you''ll get heatstroke in the tent. Get two snakes to cool you down."


    Wu Litao was frightened: "I... I just lay down and didn''t want to sleep."


    Instructor: "that snake can also talk with you."


    Wu Litao: "


    Later, when interviewed by the program group, Li Tiezhu said:


    "Snakes? I''m not afraid of snakes. I''ve been playing with them since childhood. When I was a child, I often organized groups to catch snakes and eat. There aren''t many delicious things in our countryside. Except for house based snakes, other snakes ate them. Our house based snakes often stole eggs and ate them whole. If they couldn''t digest them, they would climb out shamelessly and let us help them crush the eggs in their stomach. House based snakes don''t bite people and don''t eat Afraid of people, help rural families catch mice or something... "


    Next, it''s time to prepare dinner. Each team eats by themselves.


    The instructor brought a bag of flour and said, "we''ll do field survival training tonight. You can find me food from the woods. There''s plenty here. It depends on how much you can find!"


    The artists immediately frowned and thought about having a good meal after training. As a result, they had to do it by themselves.


    Liu Yuan was very excited: "no, we have Li Tiezhu."


    Wu Litao: "do you think this is ha ha farm? Master, it''s hard to make bricks without rice!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "this snake can stew. Let''s go to the woods to have a look. By the way, instructor, can you use a gun?"


    Instructor: "yes, but no bullets."


    Then use a hammer.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The veterans nearby made friendly laughs, and one by one wanted to see them laugh.


    They have long adapted to survive in the wild. This training is a vacation for them, and the difficulty level is too low, because the program team put some animals in the woods.


    The captain of the veteran team shouted, "don''t be afraid if you can''t find anything. Exchange a snake for a hare with us, ha ha!"


    Wu Litao: "change! I don''t eat snakes."


    Li Tiezhu: "change your uncle!"


    Zhang Yifeng shook his head: "me? Can I change some rabbits?"?


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Not convinced, Liu Yuan replied to the veterans, "laugh! I''m greedy for you at night!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The veterans laughed more happily, like the honey laughter of the leaders of Luocha country when the native chicken country threatened Luocha country.


    Li Tiezhu put the snake in a basin, pressed the lid, and took the engineer''s shovel and dagger into the woods.


    The others also began to look for food on the edge of the forest. They looked for fruit on the tree and dug what looked like wild vegetables on the ground. Fortunately, Zhang Yifeng knew some wild vegetables and several people got a little harvest.


    An hour later, it was dark.


    The laughter of the veterans became more rampant. They even came in groups to laugh at them. They were familiar. They were not so particular.


    Guo Xiaoxi pinched the dough pimples in the basin and sighed: "I can only eat wild vegetable pimple soup tonight! Hey..."


    Yuan Heng is digging a stove: "it''s not easy for a scout to eat."


    Zhang Yifeng was washing wild vegetables: "how else is it a Scout?"


    Liu Yuan and Wu Litao are responsible for collecting dry firewood. They have lost their pride. They spent a long time trying to get nothing. They obviously saw a hare, but they couldn''t catch it, but the veteran next door caught a bird with his bare hands. It''s not much meat, but it''s very insulting.


    The veteran captain carried the fluttering bird and said, "it''s much easier to catch birds than rabbits. Rabbits can run and birds can''t run. Why don''t you catch birds?"


    Liu Yuan turned a huge white eye. The bird doesn''t run. It flies!


    The other party came to humiliate him and Wu Litao.


    Wu Litao was full of energy, but he was unable to refute. He could only lower his head and continue to collect firewood.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu came leisurely from the woods humming a military song: "listen to the horn of the new journey, the strong army target is calling ahead..."


    The artists looked around and were ecstatic.


    The veterans could not laugh, and their eyes were full of surprise and admiration.


    I saw Li Tiezhu carrying a plump hare in his left hand, two palm sized fish hanging on a straw rope on his shoulder, and a snake wrapped around his waist. He was dead. The most wonderful thing is that he carefully held a bird''s nest with six bird eggs in his right hand.


    "Master, it''s awesome!"


    "Xu Sanduo really deserves his reputation..."


    "Awesome!"


    "Iron pillar is OK. How did you do it?"


    "Ha ha, laugh again!"


    "Brother Zhu is a God..."


    Artists and veterans exchanged praise.


    Even the instructor came up and said, "even if the fish is OK, how did you catch the hare?"


    Li Tiezhu: "catch? Why catch? I hit it with a wooden stick, hurt it, and then follow up and smash it to death with a shovel."


    The instructor nodded again and again, a little greedy.


    Liu Yuan took the hare and went to the Veterans'' side. He compared it with the hare they were shaving. He was fat. He laughed and went away: "ha ha ha... Cool!"


    The veteran captain looked at his soldiers: "can''t you catch more? Shame!"

 Chapter 774

    On the other hand, Li Tiezhu began to show off his skills. The first thing was to peel the skin of snakes and rabbits. He decided to deal with snakes first, because the snake soup had to be stewed for a long time.


    "Two snakes, how enough to eat?"


    Li Tiezhu found a wooden stick, knocked it into the ground with an engineer''s shovel, nailed the snake''s head to the top of the stick with Liu Yuan''s dagger, and then took his own dagger to open the snake directly.


    Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi turn around with a mask of pain:


    "Master, I don''t eat!"


    "I don''t eat either. I''d better make my pimple soup..."


    After squeezing out the snake''s internal organs, Li Tiezhu cut the skin of his neck and peeled the snake''s skin like a banana.


    He said, "second uncle, are you not afraid of your son seeing your advice now?"


    Zhang Yifeng laughed.


    Guo Xiaoxi has a very hypocritical habit. Every time he does something, he talks about his son. This is to set an example for his son. He can''t let his son see his advice.


    Guo Xiaoxi gritted his teeth: "I won''t let him watch this issue. I''ll have nightmares after reading it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "boys don''t see blood? What kind of man should they be? Make some fresh meat, like Wu Litao."


    Wu Litao didn''t refute.


    Guo Xiaoxi added, "the picture of killing snakes can''t be broadcast. It''s so bloody!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s this? I can broadcast the killing of pigs with bamboo sticks in Oh Huo primitive man. Just avoid the direct killing lens. Now children should have a good look at killing pigs. They dare not look at killing pigs and expect them to kill the enemy?"


    "Then Xu Sanduo didn''t dare to see the killing of pigs."


    "Xu Sanduo is fake."


    In a few words, Li Tiezhu had skinned the shrimp and cut off the snake''s head.


    Liu Yuan xizizi took the snake and cleaned it. He has raised a snake but hasn''t peeled it yet. Open it and have a look. Ah, does it feel like this in the snake''s stomach? That''s interesting.


    The second snake was dead. Yuan Heng said, "iron pillar, let me try. I''ll see."


    Li Tiezhu gave way and peeled the rabbit by himself: "rabbit braised in brown sauce and two roast fish should be enough. Second uncle, hand over your pimples. How about making Ramen?"


    Guo Xiaoxi is still kneading noodles: "I want to eat noodles. Can you pull?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I''ll pull it for you."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "no! Why do you sound so disgusting?"


    Zhang Yifeng started a fire and prepared to stew snake soup: "what''s disgusting? How much he pulled, how much we ate. Ha ha... Bah! I''m disgusted..."


    This paragraph can be called the most exciting one since the real man was broadcast, although it''s just cooking


    So the barrage exploded:


    "I''ll go! Sure enough, I still did it to the snake!"


    "Oh, my God!"


    "My God, I''m going to vomit..."


    "Snakes have many parasites."


    "Eating snakes since childhood is very tonic."


    "The key is good taste."


    "The snakes I''ve eaten can circle the mushroom house."


    "Bai Suzhen is gone?"


    "Is Li Tiezhu too skillful?"


    "It looks like a recidivist."


    "I bet fifty cents. His father must have taught him."


    "Li Fugui has never set foot in the entertainment industry, but there are all his legends."


    "Liu Yuan went too far. He took the snake away and looked..."


    "Yuan Heng or gang, skinned himself."


    "Creepy..."


    "Is the scale of this program too large?"


    "Have nightmares at night."


    "Yes! I''m eating!!!"


    "I don''t know what the barrage is forcing. Don''t special forces eat this takeout?"


    After a while, Yuan Heng peeled the second snake. Liu Yuan chopped them into pieces, blanched the water and stewed them in person. With a kind smile, he resisted tears from the corners of his mouth.


    Although he hasn''t cooked, Li Tiezhu told him how to do it. He has a strong learning ability.


    Li Tiezhu took good care of the rabbit and braised it in a small pot. By the way, he handled the two fish and roasted them with a wooden stick.


    The veterans next door were greedy and crying.


    They have only one hare and one bird. The hare stew is being processed and ready to be roasted, but the bird is too small to have much meat.


    Li Tiezhu said, "comrades in arms, why don''t you roast the bird and stew it with our snake. We''ll eat dragon and Phoenix soup later."


    The veteran captain felt a little ashamed, but the soldiers were very happy and threw the cleaned bird into the snake soup.


    Li Tiezhu began to make ramen. Originally, he couldn''t make ramen, but songzhuer loved to eat noodles. Lengba also said that he was super delicious below.


    Coupled with the experience of several seasons of mushroom house, the noodles are also very similar.


    That night, everyone ate the best meal since entering the reconnaissance company.


    Wu Litao didn''t dare to eat snake meat. Although he smelled delicious, he was afraid.


    He said, "master, didn''t you say to let the snake repay his kindness later? He killed him with his backhand."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s gratitude. I thanked you on the spot and reported a big pot. Suck and slip... Ha! Fresh!"


    Liu Yuan: "human debt, meat compensation! I knew snake meat was so delicious. The one I raised before..."


    Yuan Heng said, "I can drink its gratitude. It''s really fragrant."


    After dinner, there was no activity tonight. The soldiers gathered around Li Tiezhu.


    It''s the same in any army. The other five are used to it. They sit sour and chat with themselves not far away, and some are making videos with their families.


    Of course, the program team stopped shooting at this time.


    Li Tiezhu chatted with the soldiers for a while, sang and asked the soldiers to show their talents. He took out his mobile phone.


    In fact, artists carry mobile phones, but they can''t use them until the training is completed.


    Li Tiezhu gives songzhu''er videos. No matter where he is, he makes videos with songzhu''er every night, but he seldom comes to this program, once every three or four days.


    It''s mainly for fear of affecting other people''s rest. Bamboo bar... It''s too noisy.


    "Pillar! Hey, hey... Is the reconnaissance company fun?"


    "It''s fun. There are three guns. They are rifles, micro punches, pistols, engineers'' shovels and daggers. By the way, we caught snakes and rabbits in the evening."


    "Ah ah..."


    Inexplicably, songzhuer screamed on the phone and danced on the sofa in Kumamoto''s pajamas.


    Wu Litao said, "Shiniang is scared. Ha ha."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "so is iron pillar. You eat it and tell girls how they can sleep at night?"


    Songzhuer finally stopped and said, "I can''t sleep at night. What should I do? I really want to eat snakes!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "OK, I''ll take you to southern Hunan next time."


    "I don''t want to, I want to catch myself and commit suicide!"


    "Then you''d better go to the primitive man with me."


    "Wow, wow..."


    Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi looked at each other. Are girls so fierce now?


    Liu Yuan whispered, "just treat bamboo as a man."


    Songzhuer suddenly said, "Liu Yuan, wait to die, you!"


    Liu Yuan: "I''m wrong, sister."


    Songzhuer: "Hum! But Zhuo, I can''t go to the primitive people. It''s OK to go to the first phase. Haven''t I lost 80% of the film appointment since I made it public with you in the past two years? They all think I''m not pure and don''t ask me to play a little girl. Shit! They don''t even look for me in idol dramas. They try to find some ugly people. I didn''t say you, Zhuo, Wu Litao, don''t be angry... But brother Meng, give me one these two days Mom, I love it! "


    Wu Litao black question mark, am I ugly?


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "spicy claw, I didn''t hit you. You play your mother... The audience will scold you. Of course, you''re not afraid of being scolded."


    Matsushita: "I''ve stayed up late to read the script and the original work. The shooting time conflicts with your recording of primitive people, so I can''t come. Hahaha... I''ve decided to let Xiaohua bring iron eggs to Kyoto. I''ll find out first. Anyway, iron eggs are stocky and can''t die easily."


    Li Tiezhu mourned for Tiedan: "just be happy."


    Matsushita: "wait and see! I Qiao Simei will use my acting skills to shut up those sunspots!"


    "Well, you''re great."


    "And you, I know you''re satirizing me! Wait and see!"


    Another day, the devil training continued.


    When drawing a map, Li Tiezhu always miscalculated the scale and was fined to climb a tree. He never came down from the tree.


    When climbing the cliff, it was very eye-catching. Wu Litao couldn''t climb with the rope. Li Tiezhu climbed with his bare hands and humiliated him. When he climbed in front of him, he stopped and waited, and then climbed quickly.


    In the soldiers'' assault, Xu Sanduo catches yuan Lang without coercion. He really climbs. Li Tiezhu grew up in the mountains and climbed cliffs to catch mountain mice since childhood.


    Climbing the cliff with bare hands convinced some veterans.


    After adapting to the training intensity, the artists'' performance has gradually improved, but we also know that their training volume is much lower than that of real special forces.


    So, there''s nothing to be proud of.


    Because of his good health, Kung Fu and high shooting talent, Li Tiezhu performs best, but... Once he needs to use his brain, Li Tiezhu will be blind and bring a lot of jokes.


    Unconsciously, I have been training for six days, and tomorrow is the final assessment.


    After the training in the afternoon, everyone was nervous and excited, and speculated about the contents and methods of tomorrow''s exam.


    I only heard that it was a red blue confrontation exercise, which was also done in the infantry company before. However, since it is a special force here, the assessment method must be different?


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    Dusk, a small building somewhere.


    In the courtyard downstairs, there are patrols, sentries and secret outposts. There are snipers at each commanding point, just like a military fortress.


    The head of the blue army is receiving a special veteran.


    "Report to the chief!"


    "Back? Did they tell you about tomorrow''s task?"


    "I see."


    "Are you confident?"


    "Promise to finish the task! Let none of them live."


    The veteran is not tall, his skin is dark but his face is firm, and his eyes are full of unyielding light. He is Leng Feng, the protagonist of Zhan long series films.


    Before Wu Jing filmed battle dragon and battle dragon 2, he came to this mysterious army for special training for three months and was very familiar with leaders and soldiers.


    The program team chose him as the "mysterious guest" of the last issue, as the elite sniper of the blue army, causing trouble to the artists.


    The chief said, "OK! I don''t care about anything else. Li Tiezhu must ''die''. They told me that Li Tiezhu is a natural special forces soldier, and Lao Tzu is a special forces soldier!"


    This unit is more mysterious than the reconnaissance company. They are special forces among special forces.


    Wu Jing smiled: "don''t worry, chief. He''s dead."


    The penultimate issue of the real man came to an abrupt end here.


    The audience spat on the screen:


    "NIMA''s Dog Coin program group."


    "Broken dog!"


    "I''m so convinced!"


    "Bah!"


    ¡°HE£¡TUI~¡±


    "The broken dog must die!!!"


    "Shit! Refund!"

 Chapter 775

    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


    (anti theft chapter! Refresh in ten minutes. If not, please click the chapter directory and long press the chapter name to download again.)


    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


    (anti theft chapter! Refresh in ten minutes. If not, please click the chapter directory and long press the chapter name to download again.)


    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


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    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


    (anti theft chapter! Refresh in ten minutes. If not, please click the chapter directory and long press the chapter name to download again.)


    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


    (anti theft chapter! Refresh in ten minutes. If not, please click the chapter directory and long press the chapter name to download again.)


    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


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    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


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    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


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    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


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    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


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    The opening picture of the last issue of the real man is Wu Jing. In addition to replaying the scene at the end of the previous issue, Wu Jing said that Li Tiezhu was dead and was replayed three times.


    Then, the picture turned and came to Wu Jing''s home in Kyoto. Wu Jing packed his luggage, only a 20 inch box.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Wu Jing, is that all you need?"


    Wu Jing: "why take so many? It''s not a trip."


    Staff: "Mr. Wu, the program team invited you to participate in the program at the beginning, but you refused. Why did you accept to be a special guest this time?"


    Wu Jing sat on the chair and said, "I''m thinking about your program team. Shall I go to your program? Train with those recruits? I can compare them to 250, including Li Tiezhu."


    "Well..."


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 Chapter 776

    Once again, Wu Litao, who acted as a sentry, was a little weak. Last time he was captured, and it was still day. This time it was night, and he was even more confused.


    Even though he said again and again that he would be ashamed of the past, Wu Litao had only one idea when he really came to the top. It was enough not to continue the past shame.


    Humble.


    With nervous little steps, Wu Litao came to the dark sentry. After the captain gave him the command, he took Yuan Heng to the sentry on the other side. Wu Litao said:


    "Wait, brother, we should be not far away. I learn a bird cry every three minutes. If I don''t hear a sound, it means I''m bad again."


    Yuan Heng: "poof... It''s not so mysterious. You just need to be vigilant and make a sound at the first time."


    Wu Litao: "I can''t guarantee that they pounced too hard and covered their mouths as soon as they came up."


    Yuan Heng: "then learn bird singing, which can make you feel at ease."


    Although Yuan Heng is not very good, his advantage is that he is alert and smart enough. Besides Li Tiezhu, he has the strongest comprehensive strength.


    The remaining soldiers organized to learn dialect in the camp, which is a necessary skill for disguise investigation.


    The atmosphere was quite cheerful.


    The four soldiers of the blue side had boarded an ordinary Wuling Hongguang and touched the red side station at night.


    After an hour, change the post.


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Yifeng replaced Wu Litao and Yuan Heng.


    When Wu Litao saw Li Tiezhu coming, he was so frightened that he shouted, "someone! Someone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you have to say the password."


    Wu Litao was overjoyed: "it''s Shifu. I thought it was the enemy. It scared me to death."


    Li Tiezhu said, "be careful when you go back. Don''t get caught."


    Wu Litao: "catch it on the way? I''ll stay here with you."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I have to go back after changing posts. Let''s go."


    Wu Litao had to go back and say, "I see you, come out!"


    Seems to be talking.


    The grass in front suddenly moved, and Wu Litao was startled.


    He hesitated a little, took a stone and hit it. There was no sound, so... He decided to go another way, just walking


    Get lost.


    However, he dared not shout loudly for fear of exposing himself and being caught by the enemy.


    Others don''t believe that someone will come to capture prisoners, but only when he has been a prisoner does he know how strong those people are.


    So he could only wander around in the woods and became more and more afraid.


    "Camera teacher, do you know the way?"


    "Yes, but I can''t remind you that it''s the rule.


    "Then don''t turn on the light!"


    "Can we see the way without turning on the lights?"


    "Turn on the light and others can see us. Then we''ll be caught."


    "You''re the one who was caught. I''ll go back and have a rest. They also have a cameraman over there."


    "Turn it off. Isn''t there a night vision shooting function?"


    "All right."


    Wu Litao became smart and asked the camera to turn off the light, and then


    "Oh, who? Who is it?"


    Wu Litao fell to the ground and struggled.


    Camera teacher: "you tripped yourself, no one."


    Wu Litao: "ah... I did it on purpose. I''ll review my break free skills, huh, right!"


    Camera teacher: "


    Barrage:


    "Students read after me... Frightened birds!"


    "What a psychological shadow it is."


    "Lost?"


    "Laugh to death..."


    "The camera teacher is so stable."


    "The camera is also from the army, isn''t it?"


    "It''s strange to see the road in such darkness."


    "I''m afraid the goods can''t go back."


    Li Tiezhu is "active defense". He gropes around in the roads or grass dozens of meters around him, tying the grass about one meter apart.


    When I was a child, I often played. I walked all the way to school. When I got to school, I could see that the later students were black and blue, especially full of vitality.


    After the trip rope is made, when the opponent sneaks in, it will be more or less affected.


    However, I didn''t expect that the company commander who came to check the post was the first to be recruited.


    Seeing someone, Li Tiezhu immediately pulled out his dagger: "who? Password!"


    "Jin Cao."


    "Ya... Company commander, be careful..."


    "Hum, sleeping trough..."


    The company commander''s skill was first-class, but he didn''t fall to his face.


    He got up, cut off the stumbling rope made of grass with a knife and said, "did you do it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "hey hey, isn''t it awesome?"


    Company commander: "put the knife away. Besides, this thing on the road will hurt friendly forces by mistake, and the enemy won''t attack you on the main road. You withdraw it on the road."


    Li Tiezhu thought, "that''s right, company commander. You''re so smart."


    Company commander: "


    Unable to say, the company commander left unhappily.


    At this time, four soldiers were scattered and lurking in the shadow of the hillside more than ten meters away. At this time, the first one made a sign of retreat, and the four slowly withdrew.


    After withdrawing enough distance, someone asked, "why?"


    "Yes, we can definitely catch Li Tiezhu."


    "Almost."


    "Grass can''t stop us."


    The first soldier said, "two points. First, when we retreat, we should run with him, which is easy to trip and lose our prisoners. Second, Li Tiezhu has a bad mind and draws his knife at any time. They haven''t changed it into a prop knife for training. Now it''s easy to have an accident."


    People think that the second reason is very sufficient. Let''s find someone with normal IQ.


    Although Wu Jing repeatedly told them not to catch Li Tiezhu, they were very proud and planned to try. They had heard the conversation between Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu before, so they specifically touched Li Tiezhu''s side.


    Now they withdrew and turned to Zhang Yifeng.


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu saved his life by accident."


    "Seriously, these people may not be able to beat Li Tiezhu."


    "Last time Li Tiezhu was one to two, this time it was one to four, and he was still a mysterious army."


    "Uncle Zhang will be punished."


    "Where''s Wu Litao?"


    "Has the goods been completely lost?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Goodbye, Wu Li Tao!"


    Wu Litao was scratching his helmet at this time. He and the cameraman stared at each other in confusion.


    How did you get on the main road?


    It''s a road, but it''s just a dirt road compared with a small road in the mountains.


    Wu Litao: "how did I get around here?"


    The cameraman couldn''t find his way back: "how do I know?"


    Wu Litao: "how far have I gone? Eh? What is that?"


    He looked at the dirt road ahead and couldn''t see clearly.


    "Teacher, show me the night vision camera."


    Said that Wu Litao took the camera and shot it in front of him.


    In addition to one photographer, each artist also has two small cameras on his helmet, one aimed at the front and the other photographed his face.


    Wu Litao showed a stunned expression: "it''s a van. Where did the van stop in the wilderness at night? There must be a problem. I''ll go and have a look."


    He didn''t dare to take the main road, but touched it along the woods next to the small road, and soon came to the van.


    Wu Litao''s heart beat faster and he was short of breath. He wanted to give up several times, but he still held back.


    There is no doubt that this car is the other party''s car to catch the prisoners, because


    I sat down!


    Who has the heaven spared?


    There was no one in the car. The other party went to catch the prisoners.


    "Hey! You don''t have to lose money to destroy the exercise vehicle?"


    Wu Litao smiled, took out his dagger and stabbed it at the tire


    Barrage:


    "I''ll go. Where''s the goods?"


    "It''s right!"


    "What if you find it? Then even Wu Litao will catch it together."


    "He can''t go back to warn. He can''t find the way."


    "Lying in the trough, pricking the tire is OK?"


    "Show!"


    "What a clever little ghost!"


    "Wu Litao is smart."


    "I feel the blues are careless. No one left behind the vehicle."


    "There are too few blue people..."


    "Tao Tao, this wave of operation is OK, but run quickly."


    On the other side, four Blues rushed up from three directions and instantly fell down on Zhang Yifeng. Zhang Yifeng only had time to utter half a syllable, and all his helmets fell to the ground during the struggle.


    Then, the old man was taken away by four strong blues, who could not resist if he was strong.


    Li Tiezhu was close. When he heard the voice, he first asked, "who?"


    No one answered. Instead, he heard a voice from the front. He thought and shouted, "there''s a situation! There''s a situation..."


    The soldiers in the camp hurried to each outpost. After a while, a voice came from the left:


    "It''s Zhang Yifeng''s helmet. The teams search separately!"


    Li Tiezhu also chased out alone. After a few steps, he tripped over his own trip rope and rolled down the hillside.


    Don''t say, it''s pretty fast.


    But the cameraman lost it.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t wait for the cameraman. He ran along the woods and sorted out the crooked night vision camera on his helmet. It''s ok if he can get it.


    After running a few steps, Li Tiezhu saw several figures moving quickly in front of him.


    He immediately chased up and shouted, "I found the enemy at eleven o''clock! Encircle the left and right!"


    In fact, he was alone. His comrades in arms in the distance could hear his voice. However, it must be too late. He was just bluffing.


    Sure enough, those people ran faster.


    Li Tiezhu followed quietly, hoping to catch up with them before they got on the bus.


    Chasing after him, suddenly a man rushed out and threw him to the ground.


    It turned out that when the other party retreated, one person was left behind.


    This man''s skill is very good. Li Tiezhu has been suppressed because he is in the lower position, but fortunately, he has rich fighting experience and has not been subdued.


    The voice of his comrades in arms came around. The enemy seemed a little anxious. He gave Li Tiezhu a feint, and then turned and ran away.


    Li Tiezhu kept up again, but unexpectedly found that he couldn''t catch up with each other.


    In the aspect of night attack, Li Tiezhu is no better than the soldiers of the reconnaissance company, so the other party seems to be stronger than the soldiers of the reconnaissance company?


    The two fights just now were also fierce. If it weren''t for the drill, Li Tiezhu thought he should be injured.


    While chasing, Li Tiezhu also had to guard against another sneak attack by his opponent. He couldn''t get up fast and fell farther and farther from the other party. You know, those people still carried Zhang Yifeng.


    Soon, he caught up with the side of the small road. All the other party got on the bus and started the car.


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "what a pity..."


    Then he saw an incredible scene. The enemies got out of the car again and continued to run with Zhang Yifeng.


    What kind of routine is this?


    If you don''t take a car, lure the enemy deeper?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t dare to chase too closely for fear of fraud.


    "Master!"


    A sound came from the tree.


    Li Tiezhu raised his gun and found Wu Litao climbing down from the tree.


    "Hey... I pricked all four of their tires."


    "Cowhide!"

 Chapter 777

    Wu Litao finally raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "that''s right! I knew they might find me lurking on the ground, so I hid in the tree. Anyway, they didn''t fire a gun. Even if they found me, I won''t come down."


    Li Tiezhu said, "good job. Go after them. I''ll stay and wait for the big army."


    Wu Litao suddenly smiled, "master, do you think I''m stupid?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    They slowed down, hung the enemy from a distance, did not dare to approach, and waited for their teammates to come to support.


    "Master, you are so fierce that you dare not chase. Let me go?"


    "The main idea is that one more prisoner can slow them down."


    "I won''t go. The prisoners are not taken by people."


    "All right."


    "If the drill equipment had been allocated in advance, I would have given the four of them to chutu directly in the tree."


    "Uncle Zhang Yifeng is still in their hands. He died suddenly?"


    "One for four, earn!"


    "Yes, brother Tao, you''re good at math."


    "Unfortunately, I didn''t send equipment."


    "They can''t, or they''ll carry out a surprise attack with guns and we''ll die even worse."


    Barrage:


    "The highlight of Wu Litao''s life has appeared!"


    "This wave of operation 666!"


    "Is it OK to puncture the tire?"


    "Don''t talk about martial virtue."


    "Counsellors have their own operations..."


    "Master, do you think I''m stupid?"


    "God is special. One for four."


    "Zhang Yifeng: are you polite?"


    "The old man is so poor."


    "These four special forces are really strong, but they capsized in the gutter."


    "If Wu Litao hadn''t lost his way, the enemy would have succeeded."


    "Don''t you dare write the script like that!"


    "The enemy is miserable..."


    Soon, the company commander arrived with the artist team and another group. There were more than ten people. Li Tiezhu briefly introduced the situation to them, and then caught up.


    Company commander: "we don''t have guns. Let''s not use daggers. Catch them! Shit! I''m also a special forces soldier. Who are we bullying?"


    The veterans were very angry. They were already oppressed enough to be regarded as the red side. Unexpectedly, the other party was rampant to touch the camp and catch prisoners in the middle of the night. What''s more irritating is that the tire was punctured and chased by more than a dozen scouts, and the other party still didn''t leave the prisoners to escape. Is this a sneak away of the reconnaissance company as a dog?


    Everyone held their breath and wanted to catch up and teach these mysterious Blues a lesson.


    The blues are not angry either.


    "Didn''t they say they didn''t distribute weapons? How did they stab the tire with a knife?"


    "Who did it?"


    "Do they know we''re coming?"


    "Impossible. If you know, you will let us capture Zhang Yifeng?"


    "I''m suffocating! If we had guns, we could kill more than a dozen of them."


    "Don''t underestimate the enemy. The enemy is a reconnaissance company."


    "What now? They''re chasing fast."


    "There are too many people in pure hand to hand combat."


    "Break the whole into parts!"


    "What about the prisoners?"


    "Hum! Naturally there is a way."


    After a while, Zhang Yifeng was tied and hung under a tree. His toes could just touch the ground, but it was very laborious.


    The blues ran away with a stake on their shoulders.


    Then, Zhang Yifeng, who was gagged, looked hopelessly at his comrades in arms running after the blues not far away, and no one noticed him.


    After chasing for a while, the distance was only ten meters.


    If it had been equipped with exercise weapons, there would have been a fierce exchange of fire, but there was no, so the battle seemed strange. There''s no way. Not only the program team, but also the army leaders didn''t expect this to happen.


    Which mentally retarded person walks from the camp to the road at night and pricks a tire?


    The original plan was that even if the Blues could not catch the prisoners and were found, they could escape by car.


    "Rush! Catch them!"


    "Recapture your comrades in arms."


    The Red soldiers rushed up. Both sides had no weapons. What tactics do you want? Of course, it''s a three three system! In a group of three, they swooped up skillfully.


    Unexpectedly, the four blue soldiers had full tacit understanding, threw away the "Prisoners" and fled in all directions.


    The Red soldiers were stunned. Uncle Zhang Yifeng was afraid he wouldn''t fall out. Oh, he''s so old that his waist doesn''t work.


    When they came forward, the "prisoner" turned out to be a wooden stake. It was dark and they couldn''t see it clearly from a distance.


    Fooled!


    Wu Litao was startled: "I''m all numb!"


    Yuan Heng knocked with the butt of his gun, banging, and said, "Sir, it''s still so hard!"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "poof..."


    Barrage:


    "The blues are so pathetic!"


    "Zhang Yifeng is pathetic."


    "What''s the matter with God? I''m numb."


    "Wu Litao, are you special..."


    "It is estimated that the blue army will be caught."


    "Why didn''t the drill send weapons?"


    "I guess I didn''t expect a brain cripple to prick the tire."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Wu Litao is the absolute protagonist tonight."


    "I''m really afraid that Li Tiezhu will take out the dagger."


    Liu Yuan: "they hid the uncle. We divided three people to find the uncle, and the others followed them to catch the enemy!"


    Li Tiezhu: "good!"


    While the artists were still joking here, the veterans had already divided into battle groups and ran into the woods after four enemies.


    Guo Xiaoxi, Wu Litao and Yuan Hengyuan return to find Zhang Yifeng. Li Tiezhu takes Liu Yuan after the enemy.


    At this time, the whole forest was in a mess. The enemy was too fast, and the soldiers of the reconnaissance company could not catch up easily, but they didn''t lose it because of the large number of people.


    The Red soldiers communicated loudly and surrounded the scattered and fleeing enemies everywhere.


    And the other party is also using all kinds of bird calls to transmit secret signals. It''s too deceptive and rampant!


    However, after chasing, each combat team gradually lost its target, and the bird''s cry gradually disappeared.


    What the hell?


    Mingming follows very closely. Why does the other party suddenly accelerate and then disappear?


    The company commander was so angry that he scolded his mother, and the soldiers were even more red eyed. If it was broadcast, wouldn''t it kill an immortal? More than a dozen chased four, but all of them were lost. Is this a special reconnaissance company? The cooking squad can''t afford to lose this man!


    The Red soldiers burst into a state of mind and searched the mountain in a carpet way.


    The enemy didn''t run far, but pretended to hide. Once he ran, he would be found!


    On the other side, the clever Yuan Heng heard the sound of dada and asked Wu Litao to check it. He found Zhang Yifeng, the uncle who kicked the tree.


    They quickly put the uncle down and untied the rope for him.


    Wu Litao removed the cloth from Zhang Yifeng''s mouth and said, "Sir, we thought you were dead."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "it''s so exciting. It''s so exciting tonight."


    Zhang Yifeng said, "did you catch the enemy?"


    Yuan Heng: "I don''t know. The enemy is very strong. However, we are a reconnaissance company. There are many people and few people. It''s not a big problem. Can we catch at least one or two?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "how did you get caught?"


    Zhang Yifeng said: "I just... Saw the shadow of a person in a flash, spinning around, and then I was tied up, blocked my mouth and carried away... Too fast!"


    Yuan Heng began to be suspicious again: "strange! Why do they tie you here? If they want to escape, they can throw you on the ground and run away directly. The effect is the same. No, then we have to divide some people to take care of the uncle, and fewer people will go after you."


    Wu Litao: "I guess I''m nervous?"


    Yuan Heng shook his head: "it doesn''t make sense! It will take time for them to hang uncle here. They must have some plans."


    At this time, a team of three came over.


    A soldier said, "have you found Zhang Yifeng?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "just found it, no injury."


    The soldier came over and said, "that''s OK! The company commander also said let''s help find it."


    Another soldier asked, "the company commander was curious about who pricked the tire. If it weren''t for him, these guys would have run away."


    Wu Litao proudly raised his hand: "I pierced it! Ha ha, I got lost, and then I found their van, ha ha..."


    The three soldiers looked at Wu Litao with appreciation. You are really smart!


    Yuan Heng suddenly said, "don''t come here! Don''t move!"


    The soldier stopped. "What''s the matter?"


    Yuan Heng: "password? Say password!"


    The soldier suddenly smiled and looked at his two comrades in arms: "this time, catch a lighter one? Zhang Yifeng is too heavy."


    Yuan Heng: "lying trough..."


    He couldn''t make a second sound. He was instantly knocked down and subdued.


    Zhang Yifeng was subdued again.


    Guo Xiaoxi and Wu Litao were covered by a soldier at the same time. They were so powerful that they struggled and were born in.


    Two soldiers tied Yuan Heng and Zhang Yifeng up and stopped their mouths. They came to help fix Guo Xiaoxi and Wu Litao. In less than a minute, all four people were tied up, like four big zongzi.


    The three blue soldiers then did an inhuman thing... Weighing.


    Two of them went to carry Guo Xiaoxi. After carrying them, they pointed to Wu Litao and said:


    "He is the lightest."


    Wu Litao is desperate.


    Then he was carried away, leaving Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng and Zhang Yifeng looking at each other and lying in the trough! These guys are too animals, aren''t they? How can it be so strong? How did they escape the pursuit of the reconnaissance company?


    They are not stupid. They understand one thing. This time, the blue army is much more elite than the reconnaissance company.


    Never heard of it!


    The picture flashed back. When four blue soldiers were running with wooden stakes, they whispered to discuss tactics:


    "Run a little farther, and then make a scattered escape."


    "Don''t rush to get rid of them. Lead them into the woods and let them disperse as much as possible."


    "Use ''bird language'' to contact."


    "After getting rid of the enemy, go back and take the prisoners and evacuate in the opposite direction."


    "In a group of three, disguised as their soldiers, it''s not a big problem. Anyway, I can''t see the uniform clearly at night."


    "The remaining one goes to find the artist soldiers of the other party, makes a captive gesture, distracts them, covers the main force to retreat, and then returns to the base by itself."


    "Copy that!"


    Barrage:


    "Lying trough!"


    "Horizontal groove, horizontal groove..."


    "Oh, my God!"


    "The reconnaissance company has been shown? Who are these guys?"


    "Can the troops specially trained by Wu Jing be ordinary?"


    "Art experts are bold."


    "These four are too miserable?"


    "Tied like zongzi."


    "It''s too much to weigh one by one..."


    "Little harm, very insulting!"


    "Extremely rampant!"


    "Hahaha, laugh to death."


    "Wu Litao: I pricked the tire."


    "Those three finally took Wu Litao away. I''m afraid it wasn''t because he was light?"


    "Chengye Taotao, loser Taotao..."


    "And a blue army?"


    As soon as the picture turned, Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan were confused in the woods. They couldn''t see anyone, the enemy and the friendly forces. They could only hear the sound.


    Then they met a soldier.


    The soldier panted: "too fast, too fast..."


    Liu Yuan: "what''s too fast?"


    The soldier said, "the enemy ran too fast. With the darkness, many of our groups scattered."

 Chapter 778

    Liu Yuan said, "what should I do? Go find your team."


    The soldier shook his head and said, "forget it, I''d better protect you first. The other party is very powerful and it''s dangerous to be alone. You two and I happen to be a combat team."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! Let''s catch the enemy."


    Liu Yuan took a look at Li Tiezhu. What''s good? This guy is the enemy!


    I''ll go. It''s arrogant!


    The first time he saw the soldier, he knew he was wrong, his acting skills were not very good, his panting appearance was too... Full of breath, and the Scout''s physical strength was very good.


    Moreover, the scouts hate those blue army soldiers. How can they praise them? You are so boastful when you sell melons.


    When the other party finds himself and Li Tiezhu, it is likely that they want to do something.


    Liu Yuan didn''t know the strength of the other party, but he didn''t dare to take risks, because Li Tiezhu was unprepared. If the other party suddenly got into trouble, Li Tiezhu might suffer, so he had to find a way to remind Li Tiezhu.


    So he said, "that''s great. Iron pillar and I don''t know where to chase the enemy."


    The soldier said, "I saw him running that way. Let''s go and search."


    Li Tiezhu was eager to try: "good!"


    Liu Yuan didn''t object. He kept up silently and said, "iron pillar, when you shoot operation Yellow Sea, you can find some veterans of the reconnaissance company to play. It must be very real."


    Li Tiezhu said that Lao Tzu''s name was "operation Red Sea": "my movie is..."


    Liu Yuan: "I heard your master is coming to guest play?"


    Li Tiezhu is even more confused. Who invited him? Don''t I want the box office?


    Liu Yuan asked the soldier, "do you like Cheng Dalong?"


    Soldier: "when I was a child, I liked Wu Jing better when I grew up."


    Liu Yuan said, "really? Were you there when we had a video with brother Jing at the camp last night?"


    Li Tiezhu is at a loss. Have I lost my memory?


    The soldiers were also confused. Didn''t brother Jing be with us last night? Where do I have time to video with you? It''s impossible to video with you!


    Test me?


    "I don''t remember having a video with Wu Jing?"


    "You know that?"


    "I didn''t listen to my comrades in arms. If the video was, they would say it."


    "Our team caught two snakes last night. Did you drink soup?"


    "Drink, iron pillar''s cooking is really good."


    Liu Yuan is a little uncertain. Did I guess wrong? He added, "do you have a holiday? Go and help Li Tiezhu shoot operation Yellow Sea!"


    Soldier: "isn''t it called operation red sea? Tie Zhu said he would go abroad to shoot, we can''t go."


    Liu Yuan frowns. It seems that he is too sensitive


    Want to set me up?


    The soldiers laughed secretly. Brother Jing and Li Tiezhu are the most familiar. The intelligence has been popularized to everyone.


    Li Tiezhu said: "the shooting place is really abroad. It is a deserted place. I heard that some places don''t even have mobile phone signals."


    The soldier said, "then why do you video with your girlfriend every day?"


    This is the important information of Li Tiezhu pointed out by Wu Jing. He must give Songzhu a video every day.


    But... The real man is an exception.


    The soldiers haven''t seen Li Tiezhu''s video with songzhuer every day. They all think Li Tiezhu is a scum man.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu turned and looked at Liu Yuan. Although it was dark and could not see clearly, Li Tiezhu saw Liu Yuan''s eyes shining.


    "Brother, do you think there''s someone over there?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed.


    The soldier looked over.


    Li Tiezhu immediately squatted down, grabbed his legs and pulled back. Liu Yuan also jumped up and sat on the back of the other party, locking the other party''s throat with both hands.


    Everything happened between lightning, fire and stone. The soldier reacted quickly enough, but he couldn''t stand Li Tiezhu. He had great strength and Liu Yuan was cruel enough, but he was still struggling desperately.


    "There''s a blue army here! Anyone? Come on!"


    Liu Yuan opened his mouth and shouted. On the one hand, he was afraid that he and Li Tiezhu could not do this person. On the other hand, he was afraid that there were other Blues ambushes nearby. He didn''t know that Wu Litao had been captured on the other side.


    "Drink!"


    The soldier suddenly burst up, overturned Liu Yuan, turned and ran away.


    His task is to attract the Red Army''s attention and cover the retreat of his comrades in arms with prisoners. Therefore, to some extent, his task has been completed, as long as he escapes smoothly.


    However, Li Tiezhu swept over directly. It was too dark to see clearly and kicked the soldier on the waist.


    The soldier grunted and punched Li Tiezhu in the face.


    He knows Li Tiezhu''s strength now. If he doesn''t open Li Tiezhu''s entanglement, he can''t run away.


    The two fought and couldn''t see each other''s fists. Therefore, the fight turned into a fight. It''s fun for you to punch me.


    At this time, the cries and footsteps of Red Army soldiers came from around.


    The soldier was in a hurry. He kicked away Li Tiezhu and finally found a chance to run, but Liu Yuan didn''t know when to go around behind him and hugged him. The soldier lay back and pressed on Liu Yuan, trying to escape when he let go, but Liu Yuan screamed and held his hands tighter.


    No chance!


    Li Tiezhu came and subdued the blue army soldiers in two or three times.


    The company commander ran over with the soldiers: "did you catch it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "got it!"


    Liu Yuan coughed on his knees and felt his lungs flattened.


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    An hour later, the red camp was brightly lit. The company commander was so angry that he broke his belt and cursed.


    The soldiers are also furious. They are so rampant. What do they regard the reconnaissance company as? Come and go if you want?


    Although they also caught a blue army prisoner, the other side tied up four red soldiers at one go. Although they took only one, it was enough humiliation.


    It''s not one to one, it''s one to four.


    What''s more, they left a soldier to attract the red side''s attention and cover the main force''s retreat.


    A little big.


    If they choose to retreat together, the red side will not even catch a prisoner.


    Therefore, in the view of the red side, they lost the game completely and their competitive heart was completely aroused.


    A captain came over: "company commander, that guy has a tight mouth and can''t ask anything."


    The company commander clenched his teeth and said, "which of their troops?"


    "Don''t say."


    "It''s not a secret of the exercise. Don''t say it?"


    "He said it was strictly confidential."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    The company commander''s expression became particularly dignified. He just recorded the program. He couldn''t say the troop number. That''s very obvious.


    ¡­¡­


    On the other side, Wu Litao was taken into a room in the small building, tied to a chair and took off the cloth from his mouth.


    In front is a desk, behind which sits a soldier with his back to him.


    Wu Litao shouted, "why? Why? Why do you arrest me? Can I be bullied?"


    A soldier said, "who made you puncture the tire?"


    Wu Litao: "blame me?"


    "Don''t you blame? If you don''t prick the tire, we''ll take Zhang Yifeng. Nothing will happen later."


    "So, I pit myself?"


    "What''s your psychology when you prick a tire? You''re so far away from the camp in the middle of the night? What''s the picture?"


    "I''ll say I''m lost. Do you believe it?"


    "I believe you, uncle!"


    "Hey... I''m helpless, too."


    The soldier behind the desk said, "OK! Just catch the prisoner and we will take the initiative."


    Wu Litao: "eh? This voice is a little familiar?"


    The soldier''s chair turned around and said, "ah? Caught the most useless one?"


    Wu Litao: "brother Jing?"


    "All right! It''s better than not catching it."


    "Brother Jing, why are you here? You''re their gang? You''re finished. You''ll be killed by my master!"


    "Shut him up."


    "I won''t say, brother Jing. Happy new year."


    "Er..."


    Wu Jing was very upset by a happy new year. It''s just summer now! You''ve made great progress in your studies. You weren''t so cunning before.


    Wu Jing glared at Wu Litao as he tried to speak.


    The soldiers in Wu Jing''s room were not in a high mood and asked them to tell them the arrest process. Then, Wu Jing looked at Wu Litao even more annoying.


    Blame this fool.


    How did this happen after a good capture?


    After listening to the other party''s plan, Wu Litao said, "don''t wait. I''m afraid that one won''t come back. Hey. So there are only five of you, and one was caught."


    A soldier: "impossible! Xiao Chen came from another reconnaissance company. He is most familiar with the reconnaissance company. Moreover, his abilities are top and he can never be caught."


    Wu Litao said, "that''s not necessarily. Maybe Xiao Chen has been tried there."


    ¡­¡­


    Xiao Chen smiled so much that tears came down, but he still didn''t confess.


    It seems that the tactics of scratching the soles of the feet have also failed!


    Yuan Heng let go of Xiao Chen''s feet, stood up, secretly smelled his hands and said to Liu Yuan, "there''s no way. It''s not a real prisoner of war. There''s nothing to ask about this degree."


    Xiao Chen''s face was blue and purple. He was beaten by Li Tiezhu during the fight: "really prisoners of war can''t be abused!"


    The reconnaissance company has interrogated and got nothing. For the effect of the program, it was thrown to the artists for retrial.


    Zhang Yifeng said, "it doesn''t matter whether you can ask or not! I just want revenge!"


    With that, the uncle squatted down again and scratched the soles of Xiao Chen''s feet, very serious.


    Super special forces little Chen Tian was not afraid, afraid of itching, and began a painful struggle again.


    Li Tiezhu also wore color on his face and his eyes were black. He said, "his fighting skills are very good. He is better than the reconnaissance company. I don''t think there can be too many enemies, otherwise it will be unfair. After all, although the reconnaissance company is powerful, it still carries our oil bottles."


    Everyone nodded. Although Li Tiezhu was not smart, he was very original in looking at people and problems.


    Xiao Chen: "there are more than 20 of you, and there are also more than 20 of us."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, less than ten people."


    Xiao Chen was worried: "there are twenty of us. Moreover, you caught me. It''s different from the name we caught. We made a profit."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, the key to judging the outcome of the exercise is our artists. Soldiers are not important."


    Xiao Chen: "


    What kind of understanding do you have? So accurate!

 Chapter 779

    Li Tiezhu asked again, "my comrade in arms, why is the artist the key to victory or defeat? Kill all six of us and you will win, right?"


    Xiao Chen: "it''s not what you think. This is a real exercise. It has nothing to do with whether you are an artist or not."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Liu Yuan: "he said it has nothing to do with it, that''s about it."


    Liu Yuan: "brother Zhu, you guessed right. He''s nervous."


    Xiao Chen: "I''m not nervous!"


    Liu Yuan: "look, he''s worried. He''s worried."


    Xiao Chen: "


    Although he was hit hard, Liu Yuan felt fine and was not hurt after he slowed down. Seeing Li Tiezhu''s tricky interrogation of the enemy, it seemed that the effect was good, so he joined in the fun.


    Zhang Yifeng, Guo Xiaoxi and Yuan Heng laughed. Li Tiezhu never played cards according to the routine. The soldier couldn''t keep up with the rhythm.


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha..."


    "Is blind OK?"


    "The key is to get it right."


    "Li Tiezhu won''t fix Xiao Chen."


    "Xiuer!"


    "Go on, you''re not far from the truth."


    "All right?"


    "If you can ask Wu Jing, I''ll take off my head."


    "In front, serious brother can do anything!


    Liu Yuan said to Li Tiezhu, "now, according to Xiao Chen''s confession, the key to the success or failure of the exercise really lies with our artists. However, if we want to win, what is the way? Does at least one artist live to the end of the exercise? It''s too passive."


    Xiao Chen struggled: "I didn''t make a confession. You guessed."


    Li Tiezhu nodded to Liu Yuan and looked at Xiao Chen: "there are... Shouldn''t there be artists there?"


    Xiao Chen: "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "sure enough! The last episode of the program group invited guests!"


    Xiao Chen: "I said no!"


    "You are the enemy. We don''t believe what you say."


    "What do I say?"


    "I believe it."


    "Why?"


    "Because you look honest, brother."


    "I..."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi laughed. They saw such interrogations of prisoners for the first time. The key is that the effect is surprisingly good.


    Li Tiezhu is a fucking talent.


    Yuan Heng said: "if the blue army has artists, it makes sense. It depends on which side of the artists are completely eliminated first, and which side loses."


    Liu Yuan nodded: "probably so."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Xiao Chen: "Comrade Xiao Chen, right?"


    Xiao Chen: "


    Silence is golden. I don''t speak. Let''s see what you guess.


    Li Tiezhu: "he said yes."


    Xiao Chen: "I didn''t say anything."


    "You acquiesced."


    "I... I, you, you... Uncle!"


    Zhang Yifeng: "Hey! What do you want me to do? What does Xiao Chen want to tell me?"


    Xiao Chen: "


    Then everyone began to guess who the artist opposite was.


    Yuan Heng said, "will it be other actors in soldier assault?"


    Liu Yuan: "Li Zhixuan, Lu Bo, Zhang Yi, they?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it''s impossible for them, because their real combat effectiveness is almost zero. The number of blues is not much, so they must hire powerful ones. Moreover, the other party''s artists will not exceed two."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "because the program group doesn''t have so much money! This is the first season. The program group doesn''t get many sponsors. If you invite too many people, you will lose money."


    Zhang Yifeng: "good guy! It''s worthy of being the one who has done his own show."


    Yuan Heng: "tie Zhu''s IQ is very online tonight."


    Li Tiezhu thought, I''m not a fool now with 99 intelligence. There''s a small gap with ordinary people: "the opposite should be an artist who can play well and has participated in the army or special training."


    The crowd nodded and Li Tiezhu''s analysis was very reliable.


    Liu Yuan said, "isn''t it your senior brother fan Xiaohuang?"


    Li Tiezhu asked Xiao Chen again, "really?"


    "Yes."


    "Xiao Chen said no."


    "I said yes!"


    "I guess the mainland star should be opposite, isn''t it Xiao Chen?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Look, he acquiesced."


    Xiao Chen almost collapsed. How can he play like this?


    Anyway, whether he says yes or no, or refuses to answer, Li Tiezhu can guess the answer, which is too much.


    As a special forces soldier, Xiao Chen''s psychological quality is very excellent, but what Li Tiezhu does is his mentality.


    Li Tiezhu asked Xiao Chen, "isn''t it Wu Jing?"


    Xiao Chen didn''t answer and even closed his eyes.


    Yuan Heng: "isn''t it? He''s such a big guy. Come and play with us? What''s the picture?"


    Liu Yuan also said: "brother Jing is unlikely to go to variety show..."


    Li Tiezhu: "fart! He not only went to school, but also turned the host home. He likes to show off and fight with my master. I guess it''s him! You see, Xiao Chen closed his eyes, obviously afraid of revealing secrets."


    Xiao Chen opened his eyes and looked at Li Tiezhu helplessly, with three points of sadness and seven points of grass and mud.


    Zhang Yifeng: "Xiao Chen acquiesced."


    Yuan Heng: "yes."


    Xiao Chen: "right what? Right? What''s wrong with me?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Jing likes to be in the limelight. He must want to kill us! Since it''s brother Jing, it doesn''t matter who the other is. It doesn''t matter whether there is a second artist or not."


    Guo Xiaoxi pushed Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan out: "all right, all right, we''ve come out. Let''s go to the company commander to report the situation."


    Yuan Heng said to Xiao Chen, "comrade, you have a good rest."


    Zhang Yifeng waved to Chen: "thank you!"


    Chen: "don''t go! What do you mean? I didn''t say anything. You can''t do this... You can''t do this!"


    Barrage:


    "Give me a laugh!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Red fire, in a trance..."


    "I love Xiao Chen."


    "Serious brother: don''t 6"


    "This interrogation is also excellent."


    "Can you guess it''s Wu Jing? Did the program team miss the topic?"


    "With Li Tiezhu, everything is possible."


    "Came to the right conclusion without logic."


    "We can''t say it''s logical, we can only say a few blind guesses."


    "You can''t do this. Laugh to death ~"


    "Little Chen is miserable."


    That night, when Li Tiezhu and others asked the company commander to report the interrogation results, he refused to believe it. The soldiers under his hand couldn''t ask. Why are these guys?


    The company commander thought that what they got was false information and had no reference value.


    Until


    Li Tiezhu showed him the interrogation process photographed by the cameraman. The company commander laughed miserably, and then believed.


    The company commander praised, "Li Tiezhu, you are a real dog."


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    Now, they have received a lot of information from the blue army. They come from special forces more elite than the reconnaissance company, with no more than 10 people. There are one or two artists with strong combat effectiveness opposite, one of whom is Wu Jing.


    The key to the victory or defeat of this exercise is to kill each other''s artists and soldiers.


    According to the enemy''s situation, the company commander adjusted his operational thinking overnight. The main action is to break up the remaining five artists into other teams to prevent them from being destroyed by the group.


    After all, except Li Tiezhu, the combat effectiveness of others is ha ha.


    The next day, morning.


    The red disguise investigation found the blue army stronghold, a deserted hotel located at the foot of the mountain and facing the water. There are two snipers on the small building. They will change a sniper point every other period of time. The number of enemies in it is unknown.


    The exercise will last 24 hours, that is to say, the winner will be decided before 0:00 tonight.


    Now, the other side has caught a red captive first, and the balance of victory is inclined to the blue army. Therefore, the red side must take the initiative to attack, and they can''t afford to wait.


    The soldiers returned to the camp for lunch and then distributed exercise equipment.


    In addition to helmets and military uniforms with laser sensors, there are rifles, pistols, and even plastic daggers. This dagger is useless for cutting the neck, but it is effective to poke on helmets and clothes.


    Then, the red side was divided into three six person combat teams, starting from three directions to surround the blue army stronghold.


    One group rushed in from the front, the second group approached by kayaking, and the third group came down from the cliff behind.


    Li Tiezhu is in the fourth combat group, because he is the only one among several artists who can speed down, and others are easy to be injured.


    At this moment, in a room in the small building, Wu Litao was tied firmly and his mouth was stuffed with cloth. He looked very embarrassed. Wu Jing is holding a tactical meeting in front of him.


    During the day, we can see the difference between the military uniforms of the two teams. The color of the blue army''s clothes is obviously lighter and blue.


    "Xiao Chen hasn''t come back yet. He should have been arrested and may even have leaked some of our information."


    "No, Xiao Chen''s psychological quality is excellent. If he is caught in the exercise, he can never be asked anything."


    "It''s really a drill. I believe him, but this is a recorded program. Li Tiezhu... It''s poisonous. With my understanding of him, there may be problems."


    "He? Isn''t he stupid?"


    "However, his luck is always against the sky. Anyway, it is expected that the enemy will be lenient. I think they will advance in multiple ways. We can''t divide our troops, so we hit and defend in the building. Xiao Li sniped on the roof, and the three of us guarded the windows on the second floor. When the enemy came, we didn''t fight first. Automatic bombs were placed on every door and staircase on the first floor, and one came in and killed another. The house is our natural shelter, and they If we want to attack hard, we must pay a heavy price. "


    "Good!"


    "Action."


    With that, Wu Jing left with a gun, and the other three soldiers followed.


    Wu Litao began to struggle when their footsteps were far away. He rubbed his hands behind his back in an attempt to untie the rope. It really made him break free a little. It seems that there is a play.


    Barrage:


    "These are four pairs of eighteen!"


    "Brother Jing is handsome."


    "The defender still has an advantage, especially when there is a commanding height."


    "If the sniper is accurate, he can kill many people."


    "Special forces sniper, can you?"


    "Wu Litao, what''s the situation?"


    "Let the water go? Can you break free?"


    "The plot needs it."


    "Seriously, you lose."


    "It would be too fake if Wu Litao ran away."


    "Don''t you see there''s a rope attached to the tree outside the window?"


    "Isn''t that what I practiced two days ago? It was intentional."


    "Shouldn''t it be so obvious to cheat?"


    Downstairs, Wu Jing took three soldiers and quietly touched them out. Instead of sticking to the building as they just said, they went straight into the woods on the left side of the small building.


    Upstairs, there are two "snipers", with gun muzzle and half a helmet exposed in the secret windows one before and one after.


    The program team gave two shots. There was no one on the roof. There were only two helmets and two sniper rifles.

 Chapter 780

    Li Tiezhu dropped the rope and finally fell off the cliff. The other five comrades in arms have done a good job of investigation and vigilance. Although Li Tiezhu''s combat effectiveness is good, he can only be "protected", because his life represents the victory or defeat of the exercise. The Red soldiers angered by the blue army resolutely forbid him to take risks.


    The same is true in the other two groups, where four veterans with two artists are more cautious and never rush forward.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why not? It''s only a few hundred meters away..."


    Captain: "shut up! Shh!"


    Then, the captain used tactical gestures to let the two veterans slowly open the way in front and approach slowly.


    The task of the third group is to sneak attacks behind the enemy. Therefore, the first two groups should fight head-on with the enemy. It is the time for them to go out.


    Li Tiezhu had no choice but to follow the captain honestly.


    Wu Litao in the small building broke away from the rope, took off the rag in his mouth, took a few breaths, crept to the door and looked. He didn''t find the enemy, and returned to the window.


    He began to analyze:


    "Brother Jing, they are on the second floor. If I go down the stairs, they will find me, and there is a bomb on the first floor, I may be killed. So..."


    "I can only climb up the opposite tree from this rope, but..."


    "Why is there a rope here? Has the blues used it before? Why not take it down? Isn''t this a chance for me?"


    "Yes, they wouldn''t expect me to be so excellent that I could break free from the rope. It must be so!"


    "Then climb!"


    So Wu Litao lay on the rope by the window. The hard training effect of the previous few days came out. He looked very stable, although very slow


    He can only pray not to be found by the blue army on the second floor and the sniper on the roof.


    Barrage:


    "The fool thought Wu Jing and them were in the building?"


    "So, did you let him run on purpose?"


    "It should be, so it''s not tied tightly."


    "What''s the point of doing this?"


    "I''m so happy, this product."


    "Wu Litao is really smart..."


    "I''m afraid he''ll fall."


    "If someone did, did he find it quickly?"


    Wu Litao was crawling almost by wriggling. The rope was only ten meters long, but he climbed for several minutes and finally approached the tree.


    In the woods in front of the small building, a team of Red soldiers are lurking close.


    Yuan Heng squatted behind a bush with a gun on guard. Suddenly he saw a man across the tree next to the small building and was startled: "Shh!"


    He dared not make a sound and said with tactical gestures that there was an enemy climbing the rope in front of him.


    The captain ordered everyone to hide. He looked forward and found that it was Wu Litao. He was also confused. How did he get out? It is reasonable to say that at the level of the blues, it is impossible to give them this opportunity!


    I really can''t figure it out.


    But he still told his comrades in arms the news and asked them to prepare for the reception.


    Although Wu Litao counseled, at least he climbed over the rope, climbed down the tree, limped with his hands on his waist and soaked in the forest. He was too tired after climbing for too long.


    At this time, Yuan Heng couldn''t help standing up and said, "this way, Wu Litao! Run this way!"


    The captain quickly reached out to pull him, but it was too late.


    With a gunshot, Yuan Heng''s head emitted colored smoke... Eliminated.


    Yuan Heng: "watt Falk?!"


    Wu Litao was also stunned. Then, another gun rang, and he also smoked.


    Two people were eliminated.


    The captain understands. It''s a trap!


    No wonder they let Wu Litao take it out


    Now the first group is very difficult. The position is found, but we don''t know where the enemy is.


    Wu Litao shouted: "there are only four of them, all in the building, a sniper, the first floor is full of bombs, don''t go to the first floor..."


    Then, he was covered by the staff and was not allowed to speak to the dead.


    The captain was surprised and happy. There were only four people? Look down on us? It''s expected that they are all in the building. They have few people and must choose defense. It''s just, if the first floor is full of bombs, how should I break in? The other party will be on the second floor!


    They had no doubt about Wu Litao''s words.


    Yuan Heng said, "we forgot all the training and instruction we received at ordinary times. We just wanted to bring our teammates back... I exposed everyone."


    Wu Litao said, "I thought I was very smart. I didn''t expect that they calculated it all. Brother Jing is too much!"


    The remaining five members of the first combat group are hidden and thinking about tactics.


    At this time, on the water tower behind the small building, a blue army soldier climbed down, got into the forest, found three other people and said, "kill Wu Litao and Yuan Heng."


    Wu Jing decisively ordered: "continue to step on the water and hide. Don''t take the lead. The three of us go around and lead them to fight, so you can snipe at their side and rear."


    A few minutes later, Wu Jing took two soldiers around the back of the first group.


    At this time, the first group had just knocked off the helmet of a fake sniper upstairs.


    "No smoke, it''s fake, isn''t it too difficult? None of them."


    Liu Yuan muttered.


    No way, the first combat group could only continue to approach the small building, and then there was a gunshot in the back.


    One red soldier was eliminated, and the other four hid and fought with each other in the woods.


    Captain: "there are at least two people across the street! Be careful."


    He really couldn''t understand why only four people dared to divide their troops.


    Don''t think about it. They were attacked from behind. They were soon killed by snipers, including Liu Yuan.


    The captain had no choice but to make a detour and retreat to the west to meet the second landing team.


    "After they divided two people around, we were attacked from both sides and couldn''t hide. The sniper hiding in the building... Was very accurate."


    At this time, what the captain of the first team said to the second team was another misleading.


    Barrage:


    "What a miserable first team."


    "Liu Yuan hung up..."


    "The captain was also lame."


    "I really thought they were still in the small building?"


    "I feel that the second team will suffer."


    "Brother Jing is powerful!"


    Li Tiezhu followed the leader of the third team and moved forward slowly. He heard a soft voice in front of him. The battle began. The leader asked everyone to speed up the pace of progress.


    But soon the gunfire stopped.


    What happened?


    Not only Li Tiezhu, but also the captain. He has participated in all kinds of exercises and has never encountered such a situation.


    Do you have to rest halfway?


    He didn''t believe that such a sporadic gunshot would end the battle.


    In the actual combat situation, it is extremely efficient for ten bullets to solve one enemy. There were only dozens of shots just now.


    So the captain let the troops slow down.


    Then the gunfire started again. This time it was very close and fast. Obviously, the intensity of the exchange of fire was very high, but


    The gunfire came not from near the small building, but from the lake in the West.


    This only shows that the other party took the initiative to attack the second team.


    The captain immediately led the team for support. If you can eliminate the enemy in the field, don''t attack the small building.


    The gunfire continued.


    The third team is not very fast and is still very vigilant.


    By the lake, Wu Jingzheng, who was wet all over, held two guns and put them away without rhythm. Beside him were seven smoking Red soldiers, including Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi, as well as a blue army soldier.


    Zhang Yifeng: "it''s really you! Wu Jing, where did you come from?"


    Wu Jing smiled as he fired his gun to attract the enemy. "It''s coming out of the water! Isn''t it obvious? The first thing we saw was your kayak. It''s too hidden. So after defeating a group, we jumped into the lake without hesitation, dived all the way here and copied your back."


    Guo Xiaoxi said, "you don''t talk about martial virtue!"


    Other red soldiers are even more unconvinced. What are they fighting? I''ve never been so bent.


    In peacetime exercises, they abused other troops and have never been abused.


    And these guys shoot too accurately.


    At this time, Wu Jing was still hung with small compressed air bottles. The mineral water was so big that it could support them to dive for about three minutes.


    It was in these three minutes that the three of them dived from the front to this side and caught them by surprise.


    At that time, the second group just received the "false news" from the captain of the first group and chose to retreat to the lake to guard and discuss the next battle plan. As a result, it was gone. They hid in the direction of the small building, with their backs to the lake, and almost all became targets.


    Wu Jing continued to shoot: "do you have other groups? In the other two directions?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "guess."


    Wu Jing: "don''t guess, there''s only one Li Tiezhu left anyway! I''ll just get rid of him."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "where are your comrades in arms?"


    There was only one blue army, Wu Jing, and another surviving blue army soldier went into the woods after the battle.


    Wu Jing said, "they have returned to the small building. I continue to lurk and prepare for a sneak attack."


    As soon as he looked at his watch, the time was almost over and he stopped shooting.


    The staff also took the "dead" soldiers away, and prohibited them from making any sound that might be Xie Lu''s message.


    Wu Jing returned to the lake, opened the new compressed air bottle, put the hose in his mouth and dived into the lake again.


    Soon, the third team came, but only saw the back of the comrades in arms taken away.


    The captain said, "it seems that the second team is out. I don''t know what''s going on in the first team."


    Li Tiezhu said, "go around the front to see the situation. If we can''t find anyone, it''s out. We can''t go straight to the small building."


    The captain nodded and said, "yes."


    At this time, sporadic gunshots rang out from the other side of the small building.


    The captain looked over: "it may be a real battle or a fake. Let''s go to the front. Guard ahead and be careful of an ambush in the woods."


    After the third group left, Wu Jing emerged from the water and wiped his face. He was not in a hurry. He sat under the tree to rest, refreshed and ready to go around the back.


    Soon, the third team was attacked by the enemy in the front of the building, and there were no casualties.


    There are two fire points on the second floor, and the location of a sniper is unknown.


    The third group sent two men to feint. The opposite side could not be suppressed. There was even only one enemy shooting on the second floor.


    But soon, a comrade in arms smoked. It was a sniper rifle.


    Captain: "hide! The sniper is not in the building. Li Tiezhu and Liu Gang, find the location of the other sniper. Others attack the fire point on the second floor on the premise of maintaining their own safety."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu suddenly stepped back and said, "Captain, I saw the sniper. It''s on the side water tower. I''ll get him. Be careful."


    With that, Li Tiezhu got into the bushes and ran away.


    The captain hesitated and didn''t call Li Tiezhu immediately. Now it''s not important to win or lose! This battle is too messy! Even if all the artists are destroyed, they will destroy the blue army and avenge themselves.


    He asked his snipers to find the commanding point and hide, ready to fight back.


    Let Li Tiezhu die. If he can copy many miracles... Forget it, it''s impossible.

 Chapter 781

    This time, Li Tiezhu threw away the cameraman and touched the water tower alone. In addition to the lens on his helmet, he could take a fixed lens placed in advance in the forest.


    Li Tiezhu was very fast and hidden, almost silently passing through the dense forest.


    Barrage:


    "He''s coming, he''s coming..."


    "Xu Sanduo, come on!"


    "Cold front fights Xu Sanduo."


    "Sando is going to touch the sniper opposite."


    "I''m worried that he will die before he leaves the school."


    "This is also very likely..."


    "Isn''t it? Iron pillar won''t be such a dish?"


    "Watch the serious brother, just one word."


    "Very professional. Li Tiezhu is now a qualified special forces soldier."


    "Li Tiezhu is going to do something."


    "High energy ahead!"


    "Nuclear warning ahead!"


    "Everyone be prepared."


    "What''s the matter?"


    "Sleeping clothes!"


    In the camera, Li Tiezhu rolled to the ground, then crawled forward, and then hid behind a big tree with extremely standardized tactical actions, his eyes a little confused.


    "Hey... Where''s the water tower? This..."


    The later stage of the program group was very skinny. Put a few big words on the P on Li Tiezhu''s head: handsome but three seconds!


    Then, Li Tiezhu stood up, scratched his helmet and looked for direction.


    Lost again, a little embarrassed.


    There was no clue, so he could only touch the direction of the small building again.


    Seeing a corner of the small building, Li Tiezhu suddenly realized:


    "Oh! In the East, um... Up north, down south, left West, right east..."


    "Bang!"


    There was a gunshot.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously squatted on the ground, took off his helmet and looked carefully. Well, there was no smoke.


    Several more shots came.


    It turned out that there was another fight over the small building.


    Regardless of the situation there, Li Tiezhu continued to make a detour towards the water tower. First, he made a big circle, detoured back to the rear of the water tower, the absolute dead corner of the sniper, and then approached slowly.


    No matter how stupid he is, he wants to know that the small building is still in fierce battle, and the sniper''s attention must be there. They don''t know they''re not in the group now, so they shouldn''t pay attention to the back.


    The gunfire is sometimes dense and sometimes sporadic. It can be seen that the war there is very anxious.


    Li Tiezhu came to the rear of the water tower and made a concealed observation. The water tower is more than ten meters high. He can''t see the situation above from the ground, let alone attack.


    This is the advantage of the commanding height. The backstroker is always at an absolute disadvantage.


    Li Tiezhu began to say to himself again: "no, why should their snipers be arranged on the water tower? Obviously, they can be arranged on the roof, which is much safer."


    He doesn''t understand. In fact, the opponent doesn''t want to play defensive war at all, so the sniper''s position is also in a convenient place to transfer.


    If he couldn''t figure it out, Li Tiezhu crawled on the ground and slowly climbed to the iron ladder behind the water tower.


    He didn''t dare to run too fast or run over because he was worried that Wu Jing would find him in the building.


    Wu jinggen was no longer in the building, but cut off the back of the third group and was fighting there.


    They now have a fire point in front, rear and right of the third group. Although it is not fierce, it makes it particularly difficult for the third group to hide.


    Therefore, in the case of three to four, the blues still have the absolute upper hand.


    In particular, the existence of snipers made the third team particularly uncomfortable and unable to fight back.


    Generally speaking, the red side suffered too much.


    Li Tiezhu came to the water tower and took a deep breath to climb up.


    When~


    The gun knocked on the iron ladder, and the sound was too clear.


    Me, NIMA?!


    Li Tiezhu immediately became numb and trembled with fear.


    Such an obvious sound, will the sniper above hear it? He should not be deaf.


    What should I do?


    What should I do?


    There is a small flat land around the water tower, and there is no place to hide.


    It''s over!


    Li Tiezhu panicked for a second. The next second he raised his gun and aimed at it.


    Come on!


    Look at you sniping me, or I''ll take you with a shuttle.


    Of course, I was mostly taken away


    On the water tower, the sniper did hear the sound, but did not move the sniper rifle, but pulled out the pistol, rolled, quickly came to the side of the iron ladder, quickly poked out his head, raised his gun and prepared to shoot down.


    Sure enough, the program team here repeated the action of two people raising their guns, close-up and slow action.


    Then... Freeze frame.


    First paragraph of advertising first! take it easy.


    "The real man is sponsored by bidiahan, who uses a new blade battery..."


    Barrage:


    "Say your mother!"


    "Dog..."


    "I''m also convinced of this program group."


    "Did the advertiser offend the program group? At this time, he will be scolded for entering the advertisement!"


    "That won''t happen. After all, Li Tiezhu drives this car."


    "If as expected, Li Tiezhu should be gone."


    "But opposite is a pistol."


    "Those who have played shooting games know the losses below."


    "Those who have played horse riding games also know the losses below."


    "It''s over."


    "The plot of Xu Sanduo vs Leng Feng is gone."


    "Sprinkle flowers..."


    "Sleeping trough, how long is this advertisement?"


    "I''ll spoiler, Li Tiezhu is not finished."


    The program group has entered five consecutive advertisements, which are crazy enough. What''s more, after the advertisement comes back, the picture is not given to Li Tiezhu and snipers.


    It''s very busy!


    "Cattle energy drink reminds you that the real man continues now. Drink cattle and be a real man!"


    Gan!


    "Oh, Li Tiezhu is really... Too careless."


    "It''s over..."


    The picture shows the director''s surveillance car. There are seven or eight cameras around the water tower. Under the control of technicians, two are responsible for panorama, and the others are close-up of Li Tiezhu and snipers.


    The eliminated Zhang Yifeng, Yuan Heng, Liu Yuan, Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi all crowded into the car.


    They can see not only the situation of Li Tiezhu, but also the situation of the third group. The top view taken by the UAV is more intuitive.


    It was also suppressed miserably, mainly because the sniper threat was too great.


    Otherwise, with their number advantage, they can stand alone, either kill Wu Jing in the woods or rush into the small building.


    As long as the third group breaks one side, it will basically win, and it will be difficult for the other two to play.


    Now the key is whether Li Tiezhu can pull out the strongest point of sniper. If he pulls it out, the situation may be reversed.


    Therefore, when Li Tiezhu was found by the top sniper, the artists were very disappointed.


    Liu Yuan said, "eh? Look!"


    Wu Litao said with a smile, "Aha! My master is so coquettish!"


    Yuan Heng: "walk..."


    The audience was stunned when they saw here. What happened?


    Fortunately, the program team returned the camera to the water tower.


    The sniper poked his head out, but he didn''t see anyone under the water tower. His expression was a little confused.


    Then there is a panorama. Li Tiezhu is standing against the water tower on the other side of the water tower, holding military boots in his hand. He looks very cute, just like hiding.


    The structure of the water tower is very simple, like a bowl stacked on a beer can. When the sniper looked down from the back of the water tower, he could only see less than half of the field of vision under the tower, and Li Tiezhu just ran to the front of the water tower.


    He''s gambling.


    The sniper ran to the front again, but there was still no one.


    Li Tiezhu magically predicted the other party''s prediction? No, he heard footsteps on the water tower, so he took off his shoes.


    The sniper ran to the back again. Of course, there was no one.


    Later, in an interview, Li Tiezhu said: "I made a sound, and the sniper above actually made a sound. The water tower is empty, so his walking sound is actually very clear. This is also the reason why I took off my shoes. Otherwise, the sound of climbing the ladder in military boots will be very loud."


    Barrage:


    "Watt?"


    "Is it such a joke?"


    "Did you play it?"


    "Laugh to death, serious brother. Where are you hiding?"


    "Those who have climbed the water tower know that this thing is really invisible!"


    "Li Tiezhu: I predicted your prediction."


    "What a voice debater."


    "Doesn''t the sniper know he''s making a sound?"


    "So what? There''s another fight over there. He doesn''t have time to worry about it."


    "Lying trough, Li Tiezhu is a little coquettish!"


    "Hahaha..."


    Is Li Tiezhu safe?


    Not at all. Li Tiezhu''s position is very dangerous, even... Stupid.


    At this time, he was in front of the water tower, just facing the small building.


    A head stuck out of the window of the small building, held a gun and aimed at the woods in front of him. If he looked here, he could see Li Tiezhu, but he didn''t. The blue army took a look, didn''t find anyone, and drew back.


    Dada dada


    The choice of the blues surprised Li Tiezhu.


    He ran downstairs and rushed out with a gun from the gate on the first floor, frightening Li Tiezhu. It happened that the footsteps of the sniper upstairs came, and he went around and hid behind the water tower.


    Just bet that the sniper doesn''t dare to stretch out his head and look around the water tower, so he will become a target himself.


    The blue army who rushed out of the building fired a shuttle of bullets and rushed into the woods.


    This is a life and death game. Originally, he saw Wu Jing being slowly surrounded by the other party upstairs. He can''t wait any longer. He can go out to meet Wu Jing when he has a sniper advantage and win.


    The chaos in the woods began again.


    Hearing the gunshot, the sniper can only return and kill an opponent with one shot.


    Li Tiezhu put down the rifle that was easy to collide and make a sound, took off his helmet, pulled out the dagger and held it in his mouth, and began to climb up the iron ladder quickly.


    With the sound of gunfire, colored smoke began to appear in the woods. Two of the four red soldiers hung up, and the blue soldiers rushed out of the building were also beaten and smoked.


    The balance of victory tilted towards the blue army again. Sure enough, the sniper rifle rang.


    The leader of the third group was beaten and smoked. He roared with depression on his face, which was quite oppressive.


    There was only one left. Wu Jing began to approach with a gun and the sniper began to search.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu has quietly climbed up the water tower, barefoot, slowly approaching.


    Gunfire resumed in the woods.


    The sniper whispered, "good to go!"


    Bang.


    Another one.


    "Good to go!"


    Li Tiezhu replied, then rushed up and poked, and the other party struggled... Smoke.


    Perfect!


    Li Tiezhu smiled and now only Wu Jing and I are left.

 Chapter 782

    Wu Jing thought Li Tiezhu was also in the woods. He deliberately hid it and began to slowly search for the trace of Li Tiezhu.


    The criterion for judging the outcome is to eliminate the other artist. Now, there is only one Li Tiezhu left.


    On the contrary, Wu Jing became cautious. If he was defeated by Li Tiezhu first, the situation would be very good, and he would lose, which would not pay off.


    Therefore, Wu Jing looked in the direction of his sniper, which startled him.


    The sniper on his side is smoking?


    Li Tiezhu???


    It must be. He left the group and attacked the sniper.


    There is no other possibility!


    If Li Tiezhu is smoking by snipers, the army will prompt the end of the exercise.


    Therefore, the result was obvious. Only he and Li Tiezhu were left on the scene. He was holding a semi-automatic rifle and was at a low place, while the other party grabbed the sniper rifle and guarded the commanding height.


    Wu Jing looked out and found that the eliminated sniper was talking to Li Tiezhu.


    Good chance!


    It is very important to seize commanding heights and weapons. There are sniper rifles and ammunition left by them in the small building. Moreover, the small building has five floors, higher than the water tower.


    Go!


    Wu Jing jumped out of the bushes and ran towards the small building. There was no concealment. Relying solely on speed, he had to take Li Tiezhu by surprise.


    On the water tower, the sniper said, "Xu Sanduo, you don''t talk about martial ethics, but you even make a sneak attack."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t beep, you Yin gun mean to say me?"


    Just then, Li Tiezhu suddenly took aim at someone running below.


    It was Wu Jing who rushed to the small building with a gun. The speed was amazing.


    "Look down on me? Get out of the way!"


    Regardless of the sniper''s complaints, Li Tiezhu roughly dragged him away, took over the sniper rifle and aimed.


    Bang!


    One shot missed and the empty bullet splashed dust on the ground.


    "Dry!"


    Li Tiezhu quickly loaded it manually again. The extra heavy sniper is manual.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu aimed at Wu Jing again. Wu Jing was only three or four meters away from the gate of the small building.


    Li Tiezhu knew this was the last chance, or the other party would run into the small building.


    Aim at... The door.


    Li Tiezhu aimed the collimator at the gate of the small building, about the height of his head and shoulder, observed Wu Jing''s running speed, pinched the rhythm and pulled the trigger.


    Bang.


    Shoot again.


    Li Tiezhu calculated Wu Jing''s speed. He should be able to hit Wu Jing who ran in.


    However, Wu Jing''s ghost was very, and suddenly came to a sudden brake, as if he knew that Li Tiezhu was going to play in advance.


    In fact, this is the normal operation of snipers, pre judgment shooting. Generally speaking, the sniper is in the dark and the target is in the light, but now both sides have clear cards. It''s not so easy to predict.


    Li Tiezhu shot very accurately, but that''s all.


    The difference between the dead target and the live target is too great, not to mention that Li Tiezhu has not received sniper training.


    He didn''t kill Wu Jing. Li Tiezhu wasn''t too depressed. Keep up his efforts.


    But Wu Jing didn''t immediately run into the small building, but stood there. You gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up, and then turned down.


    Barrage:


    "Oh..."


    "Oh..."


    "I''m so angry!"


    "Brother Jing is handsome!"


    "Can sniper guns hide?"


    "This is not hiding, but anti anticipation."


    "More than three have been great."


    "Isn''t this provocation too handsome?"


    "One more shot."


    "Haven''t you played any games? Heavy snipers have to be loaded manually. How can they be so fast?"


    "If I were Li Tiezhu, I would be so angry."


    Monitoring the car, after seeing Wu Jing''s wonderful prediction and provocative actions, they all felt toothache, which was too cruel.


    Wu Litao: "master, kill him!"


    Yuan Heng: "I can''t bear it. I can''t bear it."


    Liu Yuan: "iron pillar is really strong."


    Zhang Yifeng: "Wu Jing is more powerful. He suddenly killed many of us. I''m afraid iron pillar can''t beat him."


    Guo Xiaoxi: "we still have a small team to support the troops! How can the company commander send them back?"


    Director: "for such wonderful reasons, it''s boring to shoot the support forces again. Let them fight alone. Is there anything more interesting than this when the cold front fights Xu Sanduo alone?"


    Everyone nodded silently. Indeed, they are cannon fodder.


    ¡­¡­


    "Fuck!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it and loaded the sniper gun immediately.


    Wu Jing swished into the small building and disappeared.


    Li Tiezhu was a little stunned. He resolutely gave up the sniper gun and turned around. The eliminated sniper was preparing to go down the ladder and was dragged back by Li Tiezhu: "get out of the way, I''ll go down first."


    Sniper: "I came first."


    Li Tiezhu decisively climbed down: "you are ''dead'', what to climb."


    Sniper: "


    Shame, being a sniper for so long, I was stabbed to death with a dagger for the first time.


    Li Tiezhu quickly went down to the water tower and glanced at the two windows on the second floor. There was no one, and then rushed towards the small building.


    He also knows that he will suffer a lot from the sniper if he continues to stay on the water tower, so he will go in and fight alone.


    Bang Bang


    On the third floor, Wu Jing leaned out of the window and shot down.


    Li Tiezhu rolled in place, snake walked, then hid behind the security Pavilion and threw a "grenade" at the third floor window.


    The giant threw it into the window.


    Wu Jing was startled and hurried outside the room. After two steps, she found something wrong. Is there no grenade in this exercise? He also fooled Wu Litao with a nonexistent bomb.


    He turned around and saw that what was thrown in was a stone.


    "Li Tiezhu... Your uncle!"


    Wu Jing rushed to the window again. As soon as he wanted to probe, he was pressed by a shot from the outside.


    He turned to another room, looked down and found Li Tiezhu running towards a window on the first floor. He quickly raised his gun and shot, but missed.


    Li Tiezhu jumped into the window.


    Well, now the only two people left on both sides are in the building, one on the first floor and the other on the third floor.


    Barrage:


    "Xiuer!"


    "Can''t you hit Li Tiezhu?"


    "Everyone who has been on the drill ground knows that it is difficult to hit the target."


    "What do you think of shooting a target?"


    "Those who have played shooting games also know that snake walking can avoid bullets."


    "The rice army killed a civilian with 10000 bullets in a poor Khan. Understand?"


    "I feel that my serious brother''s IQ has increased with the naked eye!"


    "We all know that he cheated."


    "Who was not a fool when he was young?"


    "There are no fools in the entertainment industry."


    "Serious brother has found a wave of field."


    "Fake grenades, ha ha..."


    "There''s really your Xu Sanduo. You''re not Xu Mumu I know."


    "Leng Feng, come on!"


    "Xu Sanduo stands up!"


    "If this is not a script, it can only be said that these two people are really strong."


    Later, in an interview, Wu Jing said:


    "I know some people will say that this is a script, this is a routine or something. Let him go. The only requirement for me to come to this program is not to have any script. I want to beat six of them. However, Li Tiezhu surprised me. It doesn''t mean that he has become stronger. It''s normal for him to become stronger, but I didn''t expect that he has become smarter! Knowing that he cheated, the fake grenade... Must leave Spectrum. Otherwise, I can seal him up in the security booth. It''s sooner or later to kill him. "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t wear shoes, but put on his helmet with a camera, so he walked very light.


    He is now faced with a choice. The small building is forty or fifty meters wide, and there is a staircase on each side to the roof. Which one should he take?


    Now there is only Wu Jing upstairs. He can only guard one staircase.


    But if you take the stairs guarded by the other party, it is easy to be killed by the other party, because the other party is high. Just stick out a head and a muzzle at the top, but expose the whole body at the bottom in front of each other. This is the difference.


    So, left, right, which way to go?


    On which side?


    Wu Jing also faces the same choice. If he sticks to one staircase, he is likely to be ambushed by Li Tiezhu who touched him from the other side.


    Finally, the light of Wu spirit flashed - I didn''t keep one.


    He said to the camera in the room, "no matter which one Li Tiezhu chooses, I won''t guard any stairs. I choose to... Go around the back! If Li Tiezhu can''t find me on the third floor, he will continue to look up, and I will always be behind him in the direction he can''t think of."


    Then Wu Jing took out the rope in the corner of the wall, tied it to the door frame, and threw it out of the window. He fell down the rope to the first floor.


    Barrage:


    "Dog!"


    "Real dog!"


    "I have to say that this is the most wonderful exercise of the real man. The scene is small and the number is small, but it is the most wonderful."


    "Wu Jing is really great."


    "Wu Jing has led the team to destroy 17 Red soldiers, and Li Tiezhu only killed one."


    "Kill the sniper with a dagger. Three is enough."


    "I feel that Li Tiezhu is going to suffer!"


    "Not necessarily. I''m also a good worker."


    In the monitoring car, the director grasped his hands to see who won and who lost. The festival directory has completely exceeded his control here. However, this "accident" is a surprise, and the script can''t write this incredible change.


    Zhang Yifeng and Guo Xiaoxi looked at each other. They found that the personal strength of Wu Jing and Li Tiezhu was too strong, even vaguely stronger than their teammates.


    Yuan Heng: "iron pillar, come on! Kill Wu Jing."


    Wu Litao: "Xu Sanduo, come on, your father called you turtle son again! Hey? Can''t you record here?"


    Liu Yuan: "relax, there is no camera in the surveillance car. Don''t be afraid that your master will kill you."


    After falling quietly from the third floor, Wu Jing didn''t enter the building immediately, but waited a little. When he heard that there was no sound inside, he walked in with a gun.


    Then


    He saw Li Tiezhu sitting in a corner not far away, and there was a bucket of instant noodles with pickled pepper and beef in front of him, steaming hot.


    The two people stared and were stunned, as if they were saying:


    What are you doing here?


    Wu Jing never thought that Li Tiezhu would not kill the enemy, but had a neuropathy attack and began to make noodles for no reason.


    Suddenly


    Li Tiezhu reacted quickly and fired immediately.


    Wu Jing''s reaction was not slow. He immediately hid outside the door, wiped the sweat on his face and shouted, "iron pillar, your uncle! Why don''t you go upstairs and fix a moth?"


    Li Tiezhu also hid at the corner and said, "I''m hungry. What''s the matter with eating instant noodles first? Have you eaten instant noodles?"


    "Instant noodles are our blues!"


    "Well... I seized it. Now it''s mine."

 Chapter 783

    When the program is broadcast here, start to replay Li Tiezhu''s choice, the left stairs or the right stairs?


    He chose instant noodles next to the stairs on the left.


    When Wu Jing came down the stairs with a rope, Li Tiezhu was making noodles skillfully and muttered:


    "It would be better to have a microwave oven. Microwave is better than soaking."


    Everyone in the surveillance car, including the director, was stunned. What the hell is this NIMA?


    They all knew that Li Tiezhu didn''t go, because they could see what Li Tiezhu did. They saw that Li Tiezhu wanted to choose the left stairs, but they saw the box of instant noodles and the water heater in the corner, so they began to make noodles.


    Wu Litao covered his face: "Shifu, what a shame! Fortunately, brother Jing is not ready, or he will be surprised."


    Yuan Heng: "good guy, do you still make noodles at the moment of life and death?"


    Guo Xiaoxi said with a smile, "iron pillars can''t be measured by common sense."


    Zhang Yifeng: "the key is that he reacted quickly. Instead, he called Wu Jing back."


    Liu Yuan: "blind guess brother Zhu wants to win. I believe him."


    At this time, the company commander also came to the monitoring car. He was dissuaded by the program team from putting in reserve forces, so he came to see the battle process.


    To tell the truth, he was unconvinced, but the other party did have stronger individual quality and strange fighting methods. His soldiers also took several mops and lost well.


    His only hope now is that Li Tiezhu helps the reconnaissance company fight for breath. He has heard that Wu Jing trained in the mysterious army.


    Of course, these are scenes that the audience can''t see.


    The audience also thought they were dazzled. Barrage:


    "This NIMA makes my scalp numb!"


    "Serious brother''s brain cramps again."


    "Basic operation..."


    "Anyone who is an old fan of Li Tiezhu is not surprised."


    "This issue of Li Tiezhu is too normal. Something''s wrong."


    "I''m relieved to see him making noodles at the critical moment of life and death."


    "Instant noodles with pickled pepper and beef taste delicious."


    "He''s still that fool."


    "Or the familiar taste..."


    "Only I noticed? That stupid instant noodles didn''t put the seasoning bag."


    "Laugh to death..."


    "My father saw here swearing."


    "Sure enough, what program Li Tiezhu is on and what program is a food program."


    "Leng Feng: someone was mocked."


    Now the situation in the small building becomes very subtle. Li Tiezhu hides at the corner, Wu Jing hides outside the gate, and there is a bowl of steaming instant noodles in the middle.


    But as we all know, the time for the final showdown is coming.


    Wu Jing: "I''m a special force. It''s called tactics. What''s sinister or not?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m also a special force. I... my instant noodles are also tactics. You see, have you been fooled? Are you angry?"


    "Are you ashamed?"


    "No."


    "Er..."


    "Brother Jing, can you wait until I have eaten instant noodles?"


    "Are you really hungry?"


    "How hungry!"


    "Then you eat first. Is five minutes enough for a ceasefire?"


    "Enough."


    "Eat, I''ll go to the bathroom and suffocate me."


    "Thank you, brother Jing."


    Dada, the sound of footsteps going away came from outside.


    Li Tiezhu also took his finger joints and knocked on the ground, making a sound, then quietly Mimi leaned out his gun and aimed at him. He impressively saw that Wu Jing was also aiming at him.


    Ha! Sure enough, the goods didn''t go at all.


    Bang Bang


    A burst of gunfire, the two people shrink back and hide. Gou is the last person on both sides. It''s not good to be meticulous.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Jing, you liar!"


    Wu Jing: "you are the same. What qualifications do you have to say about me? Don''t you just want to attack me while I go to the bathroom?"


    "Otherwise, how about we lose our guns and fight?"


    "Yes! Dare you throw the gun?"


    "Dare you, one, two, three together."


    "OK, one."


    "Two."


    "Three!"


    Patter~


    Li Tiezhu and Wu Jing lost their guns at the same time. They poked their heads out and saw each other''s guns, and then


    Wow, they took out a rifle and fired at each other.


    Bang Bang


    There are still no casualties. When it is close to actual combat, everyone has bunkers and doesn''t have enough time to aim. It''s not easy to hit the enemy. Sometimes it takes some luck.


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Two dogs!"


    "Iron pillar has become smart. I''m very relieved."


    "Wu Jing is cunning."


    "Especially, this wave of shooting made me laugh."


    Wu Jing''s clip was empty and hid back to change it: "Li Tiezhu, you don''t talk about rules!"


    "You mean me? You took out the gun first!"


    "I''m faster than you."


    "Fart!"


    Li Tiezhu also shrinks back to change his magazine. If he doesn''t change it, the other party will have more bullets in the next round, and he will suffer a loss.


    Wu Jing changed his magazine and said, "your face is going to lump."


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t understand. It''s better to soak it soft."


    "You didn''t put the seasoning bag."


    "Soak it in boiling water first, pour out the boiling water, put the seasoning in and mix well. Dry noodles are more delicious."


    "So heavy taste?"


    "OK."


    "You have been surrounded by me. Put down your weapons and surrender quickly. Your shooting skills are not as good as mine."


    Wu Jing hung the gun at the door and exposed the barrel of the gun. He wanted to lure Li Tiezhu into thinking he was still here. When he said something, he ran to the cat''s waist next to the window. He pulled out his pistol and wanted to go around Li Tiezhu''s back.


    Li Tiezhu was also a ghost. He ran behind with a gun. He also wanted to go around Wu Jing''s back.


    Bang!


    Window, two people hit their heads together.


    Both of them are cats running on their waist. They can''t see each other. They jump at the same time. It''s too coincidental.


    "I''ll go!"


    "Brother Jing, is that you?"


    Bang bang!


    Wu Jing did not show his head, stretched out his gun and shot indiscriminately.


    Li Tiezhu had already climbed back and hid under the stairs because the space in the building was narrow and easier to be hit.


    When Wu Jing finished, he also called. It was useless. The other party didn''t show up at all.


    Barrage:


    "What a coincidence, NIMA?"


    "If it''s a second away, it''s nothing."


    "Is this intentional?"


    "It''s said that there is no script this time. It''s pure reality."


    "Believe it is true."


    "It''s hard to take a panoramic picture. It''s too hard to control the time."


    "These two people have gone too far."


    Wu Jing: "iron pillar, it''s boring. It''s going to get dark."


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you say?"


    Wu Jing: "after all, it''s not a real war. Let''s fight alone? How about the sword? Throw away all the guns."


    "That''s what you just said."


    "You said it just now."


    "All right."


    "Put your hands up, take the gun in your hands, turn off the insurance, and we''ll all come out."


    "Good!"


    "One, two, three..."


    This time, neither of them played tricks. They both held a dagger in one hand and a gun in the other. The muzzle of the gun was up and the insurance was turned off.


    They looked at each other with a smile. They were matched and lost their guns.


    Wu Jing lay down at the window and said, "come out."


    Li Tiezhu: "you come in."


    Wu Jing turned his eyes: "it''s spacious outside."


    Li Tiezhu: "I want to look at my face."


    Wu Jing: "


    No way, Wu Jing had to jump in and jump in from the window.


    Li Tiezhu took a dagger in his right hand and put on a good posture: "brother Jing, when were you born?"


    Wu Jing walked with relaxed hands, especially confident: "45 years old, why do you think I''m old?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I just think you''re a little short. The nutrition of your generation didn''t keep up."


    Wu Jing: "


    Let me tell you a hammer!


    Wu Jing rushed for two steps, which was a stab. Li Tiezhu dodged away, and a gorgeous oblique pull. Wu Jing turned over and avoided.


    The knife is definitely different from pure combat. It has strong resistance to attack and can hold more. This thing has no resistance to chop. It smokes when stabbed in the trunk and head. Therefore, both sides are sharp and cautious.


    Here is the small cloister under the stairs. The space is very narrow.


    There is little room to move left and right.


    Barrage:


    "I love it!"


    "Has the hand to hand fight finally begun?"


    "Dao Jue!"


    "Love, love..."


    "What if both are so handsome?"


    "This action is so cool that the iron pillar doesn''t fall down."


    "I think of the street fighting in killing the wolf."


    "At that time, brother Jing also used a knife."


    "Li Tiezhu''s action also wants to screen bullets. It''s practical."


    Then the fight began. Li Tiezhu and Wu Jing showed their magic powers. They used all kinds of tricks, but they didn''t fight close to each other. Both sides deliberately kept a distance.


    Wu Jing is worried that Li Tiezhu has great strength and is easy to be put down by him when he gets close.


    Li Tiezhu is afraid that Wu Jing''s knife skill is too exquisite. The closer he gets, the more he suffers. He has never learned knife skill himself. He is just using boxing to bring a knife.


    When we fight to the last person, we will inevitably be too cautious.


    Even so, their fighting is more beautiful, open and close, fierce offensive and fierce counterattack.


    For a minute or so, no one could do anything.


    Li Tiezhu has unlimited physical strength and Wu Jing has rich experience.


    Wu Jing tilted his head and rattled: "yes, iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu squeezed the dagger tightly and rubbed it with a click: "you''re starting to breathe, uncle."


    "Ha, uncle?!"


    Wu Jing''s face was suddenly fierce. He rushed up and stabbed him.


    Li Tiezhu stepped back to avoid, and then stepped forward to stab.


    Wu Jing grabbed Li Tiezhu''s wrist with his left hand and kicked him with his right foot. Li Tiezhu''s knife was kicked off.


    Li Tiezhu also reacted very quickly. He immediately came forward and entangled Wu Jing''s right hand with a knife. He didn''t give him a chance to attack. He grabbed his wrist with one hand and palmed the other against his elbow, so that he couldn''t force.


    We have to find a way to get rid of his knife, Li Tiezhu thought.


    Then he saw Wu Jing smiling strangely.


    Wu Jing''s empty left hand reached behind him, pulled out a pistol, raised his left foot and loaded the sole of his shoe.


    Click!


    This action is so handsome that it explodes!


    Wu Jing''s pistol pointed at Li Tiezhu''s head.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes are popping out. Uncle doesn''t talk about martial virtue!


    And guns?


    Bang!


    Missed the target!!


    Sooner or later, Li Tiezhu almost tilted his head with a conditioned reflex, and unexpectedly came to a somersault. He turned his head down, supported the ground with one hand and kicked away Wu Jing''s gun with his feet up.


    Wu Jing''s gun was kicked off the target, but he was better than Li Tiezhu and didn''t drop it.


    Therefore, he immediately aimed his gun at Li Tiezhu and won!


    Bare~


    Wu Jing was stunned.


    Because he found himself smoking.


    What happened?


    Stunned for a second, Wu Jing remembered that when Li Tiezhu rolled over and kicked and shot, one hand picked up his fallen dagger and threw it at him, right in the chest.


    Is that ok?


    Are you... Xiao Li throwing knife?

 Chapter 784

    The last fight between the two was so fast that the audience didn''t understand it.


    Why does Wu Jing smoke?


    The program group gave playback from multiple angles and slow motion, especially Wu Jing''s heel loading and Li Tiezhu''s Xiao Li flying knife, which are excellent materials for playback.


    Now the audience understood. Barrage:


    "Xu Sanduo cowhide!"


    "Leng Feng: I don''t accept stabbing people behind closed doors."


    "So handsome."


    "I wipe..."


    "Wu Jing loaded the pistol. Isn''t that cool?"


    "It''s in battle dragon 1."


    "At that time, I thought it was a movie playing handsome, but I didn''t expect it to be OK in actual combat."


    "Li Tiezhu is also powerful. He is still fighting with Wu Jing."


    "Xu Sanduo plays tricks."


    "Can''t you throw a knife? Can you draw a gun?"


    "Obviously Leng Feng cheated first and said that he took out his gun than the knife."


    "The noodles are going to lump."


    "The attention of this one in front is a little strange."


    In the monitoring car at that time, the directors and artists were ignorant. They didn''t understand how to finish it, because they couldn''t see the replay and slow motion.


    The company commander saw it clearly and shook his head slightly: "although there is a big gap between this exercise and actual combat, it can also test the quality of individual soldiers. Li Tiezhu and Wu Jingneng came to the end. It is really strength. Our reconnaissance company should work hard."


    In fact, the reconnaissance company is already strong, but the blue army soldiers are stronger.


    Wu Litao was also stunned for a long time: "Yeah! Shifu is awesome!"


    Liu Yuan: "wow... It''s so cool. I''m afraid I can''t live for three seconds if I fall in love with Wu Jing."


    Yuan Heng said, "they are all martial arts stars. They can''t compete."


    Guo Xiaoxi asked, "how did Li Tiezhu win? Why didn''t Wu Jing shoot?"


    Zhang Yifeng said, "he threw a knife into Wu Jing''s heart and judged Wu Jing''s casualties. What else would he shoot if he smoked?"


    Guo Xiaoxi: "if it''s a real battle, we should die together. We can still shoot if we get a knife. But this is a drill. We won."


    The company commander doesn''t look good. Did you win?


    Won.


    The artists narrowly won six against one.


    But the reconnaissance company lost completely. Four special forces in the opposite direction and 13 own reconnaissance soldiers were trained like grandchildren by others. It''s a shame!


    The most important thing is that Wu Jing, a non professional soldier, seems to be better than the reconnaissance company. At least fighting is really strong.


    In the small building, Wu Jing took the gun, took down the smoking helmet and threw it out of the window. He looked back at Li Tiezhu: "boy, it''s very accurate."


    Li Tiezhu also got up from the ground. To be honest, he looked more embarrassed: "lucky, I''ve always been lucky."


    Wu Jing''s face was not good-looking, because Li Tiezhu forced him to the point of holding a gun. Moreover, he took out the gun and lost.


    Outsiders can''t understand it, but he knows it himself.


    At that time, although Li Tiezhu''s dagger fell, Li Tiezhu caught Wu Jing''s hand with both hands. The next action was to push his elbow and grab the knife. If other people give Wu Jing this move, he is not afraid, but Li Tiezhu has too much strength. He knew at that time that if he didn''t draw the gun, the knife would come to Li Tiezhu, so it would be too late.


    Later, Li Tiezhu turned over to avoid kicking the gun. Wu Jing was not afraid. It was a big deal to aim again.


    He did not expect that Li Tiezhu threw a throwing knife and hit the heart, which made Wu Jing directly judged negative by the system.


    Li Tiezhu comforted: "brother Jing wants to open up. Your Kung Fu is very powerful. It''s better than me, but you''re old."


    Wu Jing: "


    Li Tiezhu said again, "and your shooting skills are accurate. I''m not as good as you. But choosing a knife is definitely your fault. You can''t beat me."


    Wu Jing walked to the door: "are you comforting me?"


    Li Tiezhu followed: "yes! Do you feel better?"


    Wu Jingheng glanced at Li Tiezhu: "No."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right. I''ll say a lot of comforting words. Jingge is much better than Wu Litao and Guo Xiaoxi. They have trouble turning the window."


    "Shut up!"


    Wu Jing went to the door and turned back.


    Li Tiezhu put out an eight pole fist with both hands: "claws? You want to beat me? You can''t win."


    Wu Jing ignored him, went over, picked up the instant noodles, poured out the water and began to put the seasoning.


    Li Tiezhu was worried: "hello? That''s my instant noodles."


    Wu Jing has eaten it and doesn''t speak at all.


    Li Tiezhu had to go to the box to get instant noodles. There was no boxed noodles, only bagged ones, and there was not much blue army grain.


    The bag is OK. Tear the opening, fill the blister, and then tie the bag.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu making noodles in a bag, Wu Jing is finally balanced and tastes better. Well, Li Tiezhu didn''t talk nonsense. Dry mixed instant noodles are really better.


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha..."


    "Tieyan Tieyu is online."


    "Han Li Tiezhu praises people, which can make people live ten years less."


    "You can''t beat me, ha ha..."


    "Is it OK to grab instant noodles?"


    "Brother Jing is not a man."


    "It feels like they have a good relationship?"


    "Instant noodles in bags?"


    "It''s strange to see less. I''ve been soaking like this since I was a child."


    "The brothers in front, but fumanduo?"


    "I made noodles like this when I was a child."


    "These two men are so cute."


    "Li Tiezhu turned his eyes, Xu Sanduo''s eyes."


    Later, when interviewed, Li Tiezhu was still filled with hate:


    "Brother Jing is not a man. I comforted him. He also robbed me of instant noodles. It''s childish! Beat him? Is it difficult to beat him? It''s not that I haven''t fought with him. He has stronger skills and more experience with a knife, but it''s useless. Anyway, he can''t beat me."


    Wu Jing walked out of the building eating instant noodles and followed the staff of the program team back. Li Tiezhu held the instant noodles bag and stared at Wu Jing with dead fish eyes all the way, which made several staff laugh, as if he had lost Li Tiezhu.


    Back to the place where the program group was located, instead of celebrating the victory with Li Tiezhu, everyone ran to hug and greet Wu Jing, the enemy.


    The celebration is over, but I didn''t bring Li Tiezhu.


    Instead, the soldiers of the reconnaissance company and four blue army soldiers came to praise Li Tiezhu and... Took a group photo.


    Yuan Heng and others knew this would happen, so they didn''t go with Li Tiezhu.


    After taking a photo with them, Li Tiezhu poured out the boiled water in the bag and added seasoning. He was really hungry. He didn''t have a fork!


    After greeting Wu Jing, the artists didn''t look for Li Tiezhu, but asked about the details of the final duel. Wu Jing didn''t get angry and said it carefully.


    Then, everyone asked Wu Jing to demonstrate his unique skill of loading a pistol with a heel.


    Wu Jing just finished his instant noodles.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t throw the fork..."


    Wu Jing glanced at Li Tiezhu and threw it away.


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Bagged instant noodles don''t go with a fork.


    Li Tiezhu''s expression was more bitter, but it didn''t hurt him. He broke two branches on the roadside as chopsticks.


    Over there, a group of artists practiced loading heels together. They had a lot of fun.


    Wu Litao practiced twice, but when he couldn''t practice, he went to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu felt better. After all, his apprentice had filial piety. I fought hard to win. These people ignored me.


    The main reason is that Wu Jing is too curious.


    Wu Litao said, "master, where did you get instant noodles?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I found some bags in the small building. I was making noodles at that time. Wu Jing came in from the front door with a gun. I stood still. He was shocked. He admired me more when he saw me making noodles..."


    Wu Litao had already turned and walked away: "there are several bags of instant noodles in the small building."


    "Go, go..."


    "I haven''t eaten instant noodles for a long time."


    "I like soup."


    Those guys stopped practicing their guns and flocked to find food.


    Li Tiezhu is gnashing his teeth. Shit, won''t you let me finish it? Sinner!


    Wu Jing went to Li Tiezhu and looked at Li Tiezhu: "I''ll convey a task to you."


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    "The mission of the Army Propaganda Department. After recording this program, you and I will shoot a recruitment video."


    "Oh, is there a notice fee?"


    Wu Jing looked at Li Tiezhu deeply. His mother was mentally retarded. He suddenly found that he had lost wrongly: "manage rice."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Wu Jing looked at Li Tiezhu again and shook his head.


    This guy doesn''t know what this means. He just wants to play without pay. It''s like he contributes to the army. Unexpectedly, the army is loading him with bulletproof armor.


    Gold body armor, this goods can go sideways in the entertainment circle.


    Unfortunately, he doesn''t know.


    Wu Jing doesn''t intend to remind Li Tiezhu. Be silly. It won''t be silly for a few years. This circle will make people smarter, such as himself.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly asked, "brother Jing, which army of those blue army soldiers? I asked them and didn''t say."


    Wu Jing: "turn off the wheat and I''ll tell you."


    At this time, the program recording has long come to an end. You can turn off the wheat.


    Li Tiezhu shut Mai off and listened to Wu Jing''s careful narration. He heard his blood. Did he really fight in actual combat?


    "There are only two soldiers who have seen blood on the battlefield. The sniper is a recruit from a reconnaissance company. Otherwise, you can''t touch him."


    "I also want to go there for special training... Brother Jing?"


    "I''m old and I''m out of strength."


    "Well..."


    After that, Wu Jing left temporarily, and six artists followed the reconnaissance company back to the barracks.


    It was very late to return to the barracks. Everyone fell asleep.


    The next day, we ushered in the so-called ultimate assessment. In fact, we invited all instructors from the recruit company to the tank company to do the training they had done before, and their feelings were more than practical.


    When Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao launched rockets, everyone paid special attention. After all, with the broadcast of the program, everyone also watched the video of broken ghosts and animals.


    Loading completed.


    Instructor: "launch!"


    Li Tiezhu grinned slightly at the corner of his mouth: "Du ~"


    It''s very quiet. Only he can hear it.


    The instructor went over and looked at Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu responded with blank eyes.


    Instructor: "listed."


    But he had a microphone with him, and the program team could amplify the sound, so the audience heard it.


    Barrage:


    "Still Du, ha ha..."


    "My happiness is back."


    "Whispering Du is Li Tiezhu''s last stubbornness."


    "Make me happy."


    "No, Du has no soul."


    "Professor Du muddled through this time."

 Chapter 785

    The inspection of the training ground is not so much an examination as a ceremony. Everyone is very happy.


    The soldiers are no longer full of mistakes, no longer trembling, and the instructors are no longer as serious as before. In addition to the instructors who are testing the artists, all the others are holding back their laughter and snickering when they can''t hold back.


    The test was very smooth, everyone passed smoothly, and finally came to the last link - demobilization.


    It was good at first. We got the "pioneer soldier" medal again. Everyone was very happy.


    Until the instructors took off their military hats, national emblem, epaulets and armbands, Liu Yuan was the first to cry, followed by Yuan Heng, Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu. Finally, Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng, two veteran cadres, also shed tears.


    Chinese military barracks have always had a unique divine appeal. They come more like a baptism than training.


    Although they cried, they seemed to fight more straightly than when they first came.


    Several instructors cried when they sent six "veterans" on the bus.


    If this were put in the past, Li Tiezhu would find it difficult to understand, but now he cries the most. Yes, the tough man Li Tiezhu cried all the way.


    Wonders!


    After the car left the military camp, a group of people didn''t care about the sadness. They ran to persuade Li Tiezhu not to cry too hard and hurt his throat. Next, there was a concert.


    The real man is completely over.


    This variety show is regarded as the first domestic program. It is very hot and has strong topic. It has set off a fever of joining the army in China, just like last year''s TV series soldier assault.


    In the evening, the program group has a dinner with artists, which is regarded as the killing feast of the real man.


    Wu Jing is also there. He has to wait for Li Tiezhu to make a promotional film.


    The Army Propaganda Department first found Wu Jing and then asked him to invite Li Tiezhu to go with him. It didn''t contact Li Tiezhu''s brokerage company because... It was too troublesome.


    What are you talking about with a broken agency? Get out!


    We don''t want to use ordinary artists. If Wu Jing and Li Tiezhu hadn''t been appointed, they were going to find some first-class skills to make promotional films. Wouldn''t they be more angry than artists?


    Of course, the influence is really poor


    It''s not that the propaganda department is lofty. It''s really that the domestic entertainment industry in recent years is unspeakable. They are also afraid of using the wrong people.


    How can such a thing as a conscription propaganda film be trifled with? It''s not so simple for an artist to turn over the car.


    "Master is going to shoot a recruitment video?"


    During the dinner party, Wu Litao was surprised when he heard the news. He also wanted to go back to Kyoto with his master.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and looked very calm.


    This kind of thing can''t be concealed, and there''s no need to hide it. Wu Jing said it when drinking with everyone.


    Yuan Heng and other artists are very envious because they understand the meaning behind it.


    Liu Yuan, who does not understand this meaning, is even more envious.


    To be honest, the military career of this month and a half is very hard. Only Li Tiezhu and Liu Yuan feel unhappy. After all, they are young people.


    Guo Xiaoxi and Zhang Yifeng looked at each other and nodded secretly. They thought Li Tiezhu was very suitable.


    Wu Litao said foolishly, "why don''t you let us all go? It''s better to have more people."


    Liu Yuan laughed. He knew they... Didn''t deserve it.


    Uncle Zhang Yifeng said, "Wu Litao, you don''t even do standard tactical moves. Isn''t it a shame to take a promotional film?"


    Wu Litao: "Sir, you can. Ah! No, you''re too old."


    Zhang Yifeng: "what? Come on, fight alone! I''ll give you one hand."


    Wu Litao: "Sir, I''m wrong."


    Guo Xiaoxi said: "it should be because of the war dragon series film and the TV series soldier assault. These two works have the greatest influence in the society and have excellent images. Wu Jing and Li Tiezhu are the most suitable candidates."


    Now the others have nothing to say.


    Battle dragon 1 and 2, box office and word of mouth, who dares to disagree?


    Who dares to disagree with the influence and popularity of soldier assault?


    Especially in "soldier assault", now even children are competing to play "Xu Sanduo".


    After more than a month''s military career, they are really familiar, and their war friendship is also practiced, although it is not as pure as a real soldier.


    "Drink, drink!"


    Wu Jing is a heroic man, and drinking is rough.


    A few here have also been trained in the barracks. They do it every ton.


    That night, in addition to Li Tiezhu and Wu Jing, the other five drank and vomited. Among them, Liu Yuan was the first "killed in battle", and Zhang Yifeng, the old man, insisted on getting drunk. However, the years are unforgiving.


    Li Tiezhu and Wu Jing had a tacit understanding that there was no internal fight. They would rest in the hotel and shoot the recruitment propaganda film the next day.


    The promotional film took three days and went to many places almost nonstop.


    What impressed Li Tiezhu most was the top of the snow capped mountains in southern Tibet, and Wu Jing preferred the sandy Gobi desert.


    Shooting details should not be said more, because many involve secrets.


    During this period, Wu Jing asked about operation Red Sea more than once. He also heard that Li Tiezhu was going to make a military film. On the one hand, Wu Jing appreciates and encourages Li Tiezhu. On the other hand, she is afraid that he will make jokes because of his inexperience. Therefore, she is very attentive.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t hide it. Master Cheng Dalong can''t believe it, but brother Jing can trust him. He said it unreservedly from the plot outline, main characters, action design, military knowledge, etc. He also hopes to get some suggestions.


    After hearing this, Wu Jing only felt that Li Tiezhu was well prepared. It sounded like a good film, but there was still a lack of military knowledge. He recommended two military advisers to Li Tiezhu.


    In terms of action design, Shi Bohong Dabao had promised to help, but Li Tiezhu declined.


    The military theme is not suitable for exaggerated actions. It focuses on reality.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu decided to ask Wu Jing''s trained mysterious army to be the action guide, which needed Wu Jing''s help.


    The two had discussed for two or three days. When the west Xinjiang military region was ready to leave, Wu Jing said to Li Tiezhu again:


    "I can only bring you a message. It''s hard to say whether it''s OK or not. Most of them can''t. although they are stationed in the Middle East all year round, they shouldn''t take part in the shooting for actual combat training. That army, you know... Is not short of money."


    Wu Jing is happy to help, but she can''t guarantee it.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it doesn''t matter. Ask first. If you can''t find a way. Thank you, brother Jing!"


    When the film was shot, Wu Jing''s "old leader" and the head of the mysterious army came. Wu Jing and Li Tiezhu were surprised. Li Tiezhu doesn''t know the chief yet. Wu Jing helps introduce him.


    He found Li Tiezhu and said, "listen to Wu Jing, do you want to ask the army to help guide your film?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    The chief said, "I''ll give you a class of veterans at that time. It''s like giving them a holiday."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Thank you, chief."


    Chief: "don''t thank me, thank yourself. We don''t care about your entertainment industry, but you''ve been watching your performance over the years."


    Li Tiezhu looked up at the sky: "who is looking at me?"


    Wu Jing gave him a kick and complained to the head: "when I made war dragon, the head was not so generous. He was Li Tiezhu, an outsider..."


    The chief gave Wu Jing a kick: "did the warships in battle dragon 2 feed the dog?"


    Wu Jing could only smile: "Hey, hey..."


    The chief looked at Li Tiezhu again: "do a good job! You''re very good. All right, I''m going to scout and recruit soldiers all over the country this time. If Li Tiezhu were really a soldier."


    After seeing off the head, Wu Jing smiled and looked at Li Tiezhu: "boy, OK! Make a TV play and catch up with my uncle."


    Li Tiezhu: "I have film works."


    Wu Jing rolled her eyes. Forget it. Don''t talk to fools.


    With the support of the military, can people in the embarrassing way and Kung Fu do it? Shit! It all depends on soldier assault.


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    Three days later, on the afternoon of June 20.


    Li Tiezhu flew back to Kyoto from Xijiang by plane. He can''t go back to school again. He hasn''t spent much time in school this semester. He always has to leave some time for the exam.


    From the landing of the plane to the return to the villa on the outskirts of Kyoto, there was no one to meet.


    Anyone here refers to song Zhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng.


    In the past, when Li Tiezhu returned to Kyoto from other places, one of songzhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng must come to pick up the plane.


    Li Tiezhu is not angry either. He is just a little confused. Has Zhu Er changed his sex?


    Just outside the villa community, Li Tiezhu got off the online car and saw Uncle tenger walking the bird.


    Li Tiezhu hurried home, said hello and left: "where''s the big bird walking? Did you eat? Yo, how did the bird lose weight?"


    Uncle Tengger reached out and grabbed Li Tiezhu: "return the key."


    Li Tiezhu: "what key?"


    Tenger said, "the key to my house."


    Li Tiezhu took out the key chain from his pocket and began to take Tengger''s key: "what''s the matter? You lost your key?"


    Tengger hurriedly grabbed it and said, "fart! I haven''t lost my key. I confiscated the key in Zhuer''s hand two days ago. Don''t want to collect bird hair."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "what''s the matter? Did you quarrel with spicy claw?"


    Tengger: "go away, go home and ask your mother. Hey! I still quarreled. I kicked her out half a mile with a broom."


    With that, tenger walked away with the cage, looking very angry.


    Li Tiezhu thought, could it be that songzhuer went to steal uncle''s Maotai again? Definitely not. Zhuer always comes home after drinking at uncle''s house because she is too lazy to throw away the wine bottle.


    In fact, Tengger is not good at wine, but he was suddenly depressed in the years when his daughter died. Later, his stepwife had a son, and he gradually walked out of the haze and became optimistic and humorous again.


    He likes songzhu''er, an ancient and strange girl, so the two families are very close. His son often comes to Li Tiezhu''s house, songzhu''er often goes to his house to steal wine, and even has each other''s keys.


    With confusion, Li Tiezhu returned to the villa. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Zaban and Liu Xiaohua kicking shuttlecock in the yard. Zaban is tenggor''s youngest son. He is only 12 years old this year. His idol is Li Tiezhu.


    Songzhuer is pushing Li Tie''s eggs on the swing. The poor iron eggs, who are only one and a half years old, are so scared that they are cold, but they can''t say a word about their mother''s sales.


    When Zaban saw Li Tiezhu coming back, he stopped kicking the shuttlecock and ran over with a smile to help Li Tiezhu with his luggage. He just knew that Li Tiezhu would come back today. He must have a big meal made by his idol and kick shuttlecock tonight? Mongolian man who rarely kicks shuttlecock with girls?


    Liu Xiaohua: "hello? Do you still kick?"


    Zaban carried Li Tiezhu''s suitcase and said, "don''t kick, the shuttlecock isn''t ready. I''ll steal my father''s bird and kill it later. All the hair will be pulled out to make two more."


    Big filial son!

 Chapter 786

    It turned out that the broken shuttlecock was made of bird hair. No wonder it was so colorful, but it was short and weak.


    There''s no way. Pine and bamboo have caught Gore''s birds and plucked them hard. After all, they don''t have as long feathers as roosters. They can only take the second place and win by quantity. So, more than 30 bird hairs were tied on a shuttlecock. Poor God, the bird... Lost a lot of weight.


    Hearing song Zhuer and Liu Xiaohua talking, Li Tiezhu comforted the frightened iron egg and said, "why do you suddenly make shuttlecock?"


    Matsushita said, "iron egg just came to Kyoto and doesn''t adapt. He always cries. Let''s make a shuttlecock kick to make him happy."


    Li Tiezhu: "is he happy?"


    "No, he doesn''t like shuttlecock," said songzhuer


    "Then why are you still collecting birds?"


    "Xiaohua likes to kick shuttlecock."


    "Liu Xiaohua is absent-minded. She likes to kick shuttlecock?"


    "She said to lose weight. It was Xiaohua''s idea to secretly pluck bird hair last time. Unexpectedly, uncle Tengger was at home and chased me so far."


    Songzhuer betrayed her sister-in-law without any psychological burden.


    Zaban said, "women are stupid!"


    Songzhu''er slapped Zaban and beat him upside down: "carry your luggage up."


    Zaban: "Oh."


    When Li Tiezhu sat down, Aunt Liu came out of the kitchen and poured Li Tiezhu a cup of herbal tea: "your old man is on duty. You can''t come to Kyoto until next month."


    Li Tiezhu: "hard work, mom."


    Aunt Liu waved her hand: "you dead doll, don''t say two words in a family! Mind your sister, she''s thin and has to lose weight."


    With that, Aunt Liu went to the kitchen to keep busy. She was born as a cook. Later, she learned many unique skills from Li Fugui. She is ready to cook a big meal for Li Tiezhu tonight.


    Doll has been in the army for nearly two months. It''s hard. She must make up for it.


    She really doesn''t understand that Li Tiezhu is such a big star and has a fortune of billions. What are you doing as a soldier? You can also choose easy programs for recording programs.


    Li Fugui quarreled with Aunt Liu for this. Aunt Liu was scolded. Although she didn''t understand Li Fugui''s truth, she still chose to be soft. After all... The old man is still very capable after his waist is better.


    Li Tiezhu sat on the swing in the yard and drank herbal tea. He also asked Liu Xiaohua suspiciously, "what''s your weight loss? You''re six hundred and twenty kilograms a meter. You''re not fat."


    Pine bamboo son covered his mouth: "Mom, this is not fat?"


    Her pines and bamboos are five centimeters taller than Liu Xiaohua, only 90 kilograms. Even Zheng Yanzi, who is one meter eight, is less than 130 kilograms.


    Liu Xiaohua stared at songzhu''er and said angrily, "some people say I''m fat."


    Li Tiezhu said, "she''s blind. I think it''s better to be fat."


    Liu Xiaohua: "Justin also said that I am not only fat, but also have a lot of freckles on my face, thick lips, single eyelids, windy ears and high hairline..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "he knows a hammer, just a crooked nut. Don''t worry about him."


    Liu Xiaohua said seriously, "he is Chinese! He has an ID card."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Justin and Li Tiezhu made their debut in the same issue of super good voice, and he is also an artist of penguin culture, but his music career has developed limited in the past two years. The reason is very simple, there is no good song, so he turned to variety development, but his sense of variety is also general.


    But his variety industry has developed very well. Gein''s audiences all over the country like blondes. He said, "we are Chinese, they are western".


    Songzhuer said, "Xiaohua, just because Justin said you were fat?"


    Liu Xiaohua: "many people say I''m fat, but I''m not as poisonous as Justin''s mouth. I must lose weight and become beautiful, go to freckles, pull double eyelids and have hair transplants... I can also consider it."


    Songzhu''er was worried: "are you crazy? The actor''s face can''t move a knife, otherwise how can you perform? The pulled double eyelids are different from the real double eyelids. The real double eyelids are muscular. Do you pull them? Like a dead fish''s eye... You have such a good acting talent. Don''t die."


    After "actors in place" at the beginning of the year, Liu Xiaohua surprised the world after two years. Now she has become a recognized acting school from the original comedian.


    Liu Xiaohua: "


    A sudden silence.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t care. He just coaxed him with an iron egg. Has he been tortured by pine and bamboo these two days? For the role of Qiao Simei, songzhuer has been a little possessed and is learning to take a baby.


    Songzhu''er suddenly stared at Liu Xiaohua: "be honest. Are you interested in that fake foreign devil?"


    Liu Xiaohua said, "Justin is Chinese."


    Songzhuer wants to stop talking. She wants to say that Justin is so handsome. How can she like you Liu Xiaohua? You have to be a bit of a flower addict! She really didn''t know what to say. She just felt that Liu Xiaohua''s first love was destined to be very painful.


    Liu Xiaohua blushed and her freckles became more obvious: "how can I like him? Sister-in-law, you talk nonsense."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t talk to his sister about it either, because he thinks it''s impossible for Liu Xiaohua to talk to Justin. He only held the iron egg and sang songs. Seeing that the iron egg was not smart, his eyes slowly closed and fell asleep.


    Didn''t song Zhuer and Liu Xiaohua sleep for iron egg? Play as a toy? How do you guess? I fell asleep after a while?


    Li Tiezhu took him upstairs, put him in the cradle and covered him with a quilt.


    When he came to the kitchen, he was seeing Zaban chatting with Aunt Liu in the kitchen.


    "Aunt, what is this?"


    "Crispy meat."


    "Did you lose?"


    "You can eat it. You can also eat the sausage over there."


    "I''ll try it."


    Zaban doesn''t like hot pot, double cooked meat and boiled beef, but he likes Sichuan food and some old-fashioned Sichuan food, specifically the less spicy ones, such as steamed meat, shredded fish, sweet and sour tenderloin and so on.


    Li Tiezhu grabbed Zaban''s sausage and broke it, half for one person, then chewed the sausage and asked Aunt Liu, "Mom, what can I do? Can I help you?"


    Aunt Liu: "no, no, you have worked hard as a soldier. Go and have a rest. Dinner will begin soon. Shout uncle Teng. They will come to dinner? There are so many people."


    Teng Gore is not Teng, but Aunt Liu is informal.


    Zaban chewed the sausage and said, "no, no, my father walked the bird. He''s going to talk about business in the evening. My mother''s best friend party. I represent them."


    Aunt Liu: "true or false?"


    Zaban doesn''t say much. His family always goes its own way. When Li Tiezhu and songzhuer didn''t move here before, Zaban was still in primary school. He went to restaurants or took out almost every day. He was used to it.


    It''s not that his parents don''t love him. On the contrary, tenggor regards him as a treasure, but his work is too busy. This is also the reason why tenger gave songzhuer the key to his home. He was afraid that Zaban''s key would fall and he couldn''t go home.


    Li Tiezhu is not tired, but he wants to talk to songzhu''er about his work in the army. I don''t know why. He just wants to talk to songzhu''er about many things, even if this guy doesn''t listen carefully.


    Liu Xiaohua looked at the two on the swing and turned her eyes. She was lucky that the shuttlecock was leaving.


    At this time, someone came to visit.


    It''s none other than Justin, Li Tiezhu''s younger brother.


    "Brother Zhu! Zhuer, Xiaohua, what... I heard you couldn''t find a cock feather to make a shuttlecock, so I went to buy one."


    Justin, blonde and blue eyed, looked a little sneaky and carried a pheasant in his hand.


    Liu Xiaohua turned and left, "what are you doing here?"


    Justin smiled and said to Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, do you think wild chicken feathers can be used as shuttlecocks? I wanted to buy roosters, but the boss told me that wild chicken feathers are more beautiful and shuttlecocks are more beautiful. I don''t know if I was scolded..."


    These goods have been very close to Liu Xiaohua in the past two years. Their accent has changed from Baodao accent to Xichuan pepper and salt Mandarin, and their position is not very firm.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the concert is still a month away. What are you doing so early?"


    Like a national concert, Li Tiezhu is ready to take Justin, not only him, but also Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian. This is a global tour concert. Of course, we should take our good friends to perform together. It can be said that Li Tiezhu wants to be lazy and sing two songs less.


    Justin humbly said, "I''m not as talented as they are. I can dance. Come and contact the dance early, hehe."


    "All right, give me the chicken. Lock it up first and kill it tomorrow to make kung pao chicken."


    Li Tiezhu is also unable to refute. They are all his own people. He likes Justin very much, but he prefers the pheasant in his hand. This is a good thing.


    Songzhu''er saw something different, jumped off the swing and said, "Lao Jia, what are you always looking at in the house?"


    Justin: Why did Xiaohua lose so much weight? She''s not plump at all


    Songzhu''er held back his smile and said, "Hey! Don''t you know the reason?"


    Justin nodded: "the Chinese college entrance examination is terrible. A good little white fat sister is so thin... I''m not saying that the college entrance examination is bad. I admire our Chinese candidates too much. It''s powerful! Unlike those western fools..."


    Songzhuer is crazy. What does this NIMA have to do with the college entrance examination?


    She said, "did you say Liu Xiaohua is fat?"


    Justin was delighted: "yes, yes! Every time I praise her for being fat and round like a peanut! Moreover, the freckles on her face are very charming, with windy single eyelids and lovely windy ears... It''s amazing in the world!"


    Matsushita: "


    My chin is falling.


    Justin immediately restrained: "sister-in-law, don''t tell others. I mean it."


    Matsushita: "do you think Liu Xiaohua looks good?"


    Justin replied shyly, "everyone says she''s beautiful, but I''m not alone."


    "Who are you?"


    "Everyone has it! Every time I boast about the beautiful flowers, many people agree."


    "Do you think Zhao Liya looks good?"


    "She? Why would anyone think she looks good? Let me tell you... She''s fine."


    "Oh... You have a good eye!"


    "Everyone says so."


    Songzhu''er smiled and was speechless. The foreigner''s aesthetic is really hard to say, but it''s good. Let them go and give them an appropriate help.


    Soon, dinner.


    Justin is good at flattering now. He coaxed Aunt Liu into being happy.


    Zaban nibbled at the sauce pig''s feet and sighed: "if you don''t have anything to pay attention to, you can''t cheat or steal. As the saying goes, if you''re not my race, your heart will be different... Ah!"


    Pine bamboo son a hand knife: "you are not a race, eat don''t talk."


    My little flower finally met a blind man. Don''t be scared away by this little broken child. Where can I find such a blind handsome guy next time?

 Chapter 787

    Songzhu''er has always been very good to Liu Xiaohua. When she was brought by her own sister, it was mainly because of her personality. They were both psychopaths. Together, they dared to collect tenggore''s bird.


    Zaban went home after dinner. He wanted to go back and prepare for the exam for xiaoshengchu. His father said that after the exam, he would take him to see Li Tiezhu''s concert.


    It''s also magical. Obviously, his father is a singer, but Zaban feels that his father''s singing is like a gust of wind and doesn''t like it.


    Justin invited Liu Xiaohua to see a movie. Liu Xiaohua didn''t like home and agreed immediately.


    When they left the door, Aunt Liu complained, "iron pillar, you don''t stop? Xiaohua is still a student. Is it decent to go out to the movies with a man?"


    Li Tiezhu said nothing. This kind of thing is left to women. Anyway, his EQ IQ is not high. He doesn''t know what Aunt Liu means.


    Matsutake Menqing: "Oh, I''ll call Xiaohua back right away and scold Justin again. Shit! Dare to tease my sister-in-law in front of me?"


    Aunt Liu counseled: "hey... That''s not enough. That fake foreign devil is a friend of Tiezhu. Give him some face. It''s not an example."


    Songzhu''er smiled: "after that, Justin won''t come to Liu Xiaohua. This man is plotting against the law."


    "No, it''s OK to make friends normally."


    "Ha ha ha... Aunt, you said that when you eat, you bring food and soup to Justin. You like it very much. What are you doing here with me when he leaves? Moreover, your drill is too bad."


    "No, I just think the fake foreign devil looks pretty and polite."


    "Come on, come on! You just like it, but it depends on Xiaohua himself."


    "That won''t work. Girls should be reserved."


    "Reserved fart! You see, if I had been reserved, I would have been finished."


    "But Xiaohua is still young and has to go to college. I feel bad at the thought that she won''t go home for more than half a year..."


    "Aunt, do you think everyone around you can fight back to Shudu?"


    "Well..."


    "The iron egg has grown up and can be beaten."


    "That''s no good. Iron eggs are male dolls. They can''t fight indiscriminately. When they grow up, they won''t fight back if they are bullied..."


    What a double label!


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t listen. He went upstairs to see if iron egg woke up. In fact, he went upstairs to play mobile games.


    Troops can also play games, but there is little time. The soldiers like to eat chicken best. Li Tiezhu didn''t like playing games at first, and it was a game black hole. When he played dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms, he got one.


    However, in the past two months in the army, Li Tiezhu also learned to eat chicken, and unexpectedly played well.


    After leaving the army, Li Tiezhu prefers to play and eat chicken. Maybe it''s a kind of nostalgia.


    That night, Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er communicated very late. Songzhu''er was convinced by Li Tiezhu''s truth, cried bitterly, and finally fell asleep.


    The next day, Saturday.


    Li Tiezhu went to the company to know everything.


    Songzhu''er and Zhang Xiaomeng reported some important matters to Li Tiezhu. They can deal with unimportant matters. Li Tiezhu of this company is only responsible for direction, and he doesn''t touch specific matters, because he doesn''t have enough IQ to do well.


    Under normal circumstances, Zhang Xiaomeng will deal with small things by herself and report them to songzhuer. A little big things, the two discussed to deal with, and then informed Li Tiezhu. Only when they can''t make up their mind will they ask Li Tiezhu for instructions.


    "The universal concert has been almost ready, and the venues, equipment and personnel are complete. In view of the limited time of Tiezhu summer vacation, we have only prepared ten concerts."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said.


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s enough. In fact, five or six games are enough."


    Many singers hold concerts, but the nature is different.


    Most singers give concerts at a loss. In order to show their fame, they don''t make much money. Therefore, they are small concerts.


    A few singers hold concerts to make money and fame. Such singers have high popularity, many works and many fans. Naturally, they have to open a big show to make money.


    A few superstars hold concerts only to thank their fans, or they are urged by their fans to hold concerts. They don''t want to make money, but they must have the largest venue for concerts, otherwise the fans are not satisfied.


    Li Tiezhu''s first concert was to make money and fame. This time, it was to thank fans all over the world.


    It is said that the United States has marched on the streets, and some people have splashed paint on record companies.


    There is also uneasiness in China. Someone made a joint application online and asked Li Tiezhu to hold a concert.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s concert was forced by fans at home and abroad. In his opinion, it was laborious and thankless. Among all artists, singers are the poorest, and actors and variety cafes earn a lot.


    Li Tiezhu started his career with music, but he didn''t make money from music. It''s inevitable that he lacks motivation. If other new singers have the name of Li Tiezhu, I''m afraid they will not be forced by economic companies to hold concerts all year round.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "what stations are there?"


    Zhang Xiaomeng looks at songzhu''er, because these are determined by songzhu''er.


    Songzhuer said, "four stops in the north, three stops in Europe and three stops in Asia. They are Toronto, New York, rocky mountain, Houston, London, Paris, Turin, Tokyo, Seoul and Jinmen. There is only one stop and the last stop in China."


    Li Tiezhu: "why is it in Jinmen? Would it be better in Kyoto or the East China Sea?"


    Songzhuer said: "Kyoto, Donghai or Guangdong are better, but I just want to arrange it in Jinmen. At that time, I will propose to you on the stage and give you a surprise!"


    Zhang Xiaomeng buried herself in scribbling on her notebook and pretended not to hear anything.


    He is going to open three stops in China, from Yuezhou, Donghai to Kyoto, but songzhuer said that he only opened one stop, and opened it in Jinmen to facilitate their engagement. After the engagement, you have to spend your honeymoon. You are engaged, not married. Have a hammer honeymoon. Besides, you all slept together


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "it''s an engagement! What''s your girl''s proposal? I''m dizzy! However, I can propose to you. You''ll be the last guest at that time."


    After the concert, I got engaged, which was discussed before, so it''s also very appropriate to open the last stop in Jinmen.


    Songzhu''er had no face and skin: "you can ask. Then I''m free to buy two rings. By the way, the vacation of heiwa''er is over, but I didn''t call them back and let them organize security forces locally in the United States. We need more bodyguards for the concert. At that time, we''ll go straight to Toronto, maple leaf country, to meet them."


    Li Tiezhu: "you can arrange it."


    Zhang Xiaomeng asked the last question after seeing that they were almost speaking:


    "The sponsor of the concert needs you to fix it. Most of them are made, and two are still, one is the jitter, the other is the Indira Faye Dini and the tiktok."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the problem? The money is not enough?"


    "Tiktok! Enough! The international version of the jitter is suppressed by the big leader in the US. It''s been a little difficult recently. We need to consider whether it will affect our concert."


    "I tiktok, Lao Tzu is answered by shaking his voice."


    "Well, the remaining two are car companies. According to the sponsorship contract, several similar brands are exclusive. Therefore, bidia and Infiniti can only choose one from two. Infiniti''s sponsorship fee is 30 million meters and bidia''s sponsorship fee is 50 million Chinese dollars."


    In fact, from a commercial point of view alone, Infiniti must be selected. His family''s bid is four times that of dia. However, Li Tiezhu likes domestic cars


    Li Tiezhu didn''t quite understand: "what do you mean?"


    Pindia is made in China, but the bid is small. Infiniti is a Japanese brand, but the bid is very forthright. Let you choose


    Li Tiezhu understood and said with a smile, "don''t ask me about this kind of thing in the future, brother Meng. You know me, but all Japanese brands will be pushed away. I heard that bidia has a new electric sports car? Let''s buy one and go to a concert."


    Zhang Xiaomeng breathed a sigh. Before, many senior executives put pressure on him to accept bidia. Fortunately, he knew Li Tiezhu and deliberately kept it for instructions. As expected, there was nothing wrong.


    Now, it''s time for those executives to check why they worked so hard for the Japanese brand


    He said: "that car hasn''t been mass produced yet, but I talked to President Wang. He said that if the cooperation can be negotiated, he''ll give you one."


    "Can you get on the road?"


    "Yes."


    "That''s OK. Please invite President Wang to dinner."


    Songzhuer was a little strange: "why not choose Infiniti? It''s a fool not to make money."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m a fool."


    Zhang Xiaomeng said, "that''s why I didn''t make a decision. I know Tiezhu. He doesn''t like Japan."


    Matsushita: "but Cheng Dalong also speaks for Canon."


    Li Tiezhu said, "this is the most unreasonable place. My master speaks for one brand and smashes another brand. From bully to bully, he never misses, but Canon doesn''t have shit..."


    It''s settled. However, the concert won''t start until next month. At present, Li Tiezhu''s task is to cope with the exam and record a new album.


    In the afternoon, song Zhuer went to CCTV to record the program, which is a singing program of CCTV music station, called "good voice across the border".


    This is not a competitive variety show, but a purely appreciative program. The program group invites several actors, models and hosts to sing and cover other people''s songs in each issue. CCTV never pays royalties for songs. Any song you want to sing will do. Artists will not refuse CCTV''s invitation. Yang Ma makes money when she lies down. It''s powerful.


    Let''s say this time. Song sung by songzhu''er is "dream chaser".


    Before Li Tiezhu''s new album came out, Yang Ma used the song without hesitation. Without money, Li Tiezhu and his company dare not say anything. In addition, Li Tiezhu has to go to rehearsal with song Zhuer, because... The album has not been released and there is no serious accompaniment. Li Tiezhu needs some suggestions.


    At the CCTV studio, Li Tiezhu met an old acquaintance who was not familiar.


    "Onana, are you singing the dream chaser with Zhu Er?"


    "Brother, didn''t sister zhu''er tell you?"


    "Do you know each other? I thought you didn''t know each other, so I didn''t give Tiezhu a name."


    "Sister zhu''er, I''ll buy you milk tea."


    "OK, ok..."


    Soon, songzhuer and onana became familiar. Girls are always so magical. After a while, the two chicks joined hands, like old girlfriends for many years


    This is probably the so-called plastic friendship?


    Li Tiezhu thought of it.


    Onana went to get the milk tea from the takeout. Songzhuer looked at Li Tiezhu with a smile and asked in a low voice, "have you slept?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what?"


    Matsushita: "this girl is so cute. Alas, hey, hey... I''m going to sleep! Wait and see!"


    Li Tiezhu almost spits out his old blood. Are you a bandit?

 Chapter 788

    There is no doubt that songzhuer is a bandit.


    Li Tiezhu thought to himself, if I had known I wouldn''t come with her, how good would it be to play games at home?


    Although "dream chaser" has no formal accompaniment, the program group of "Chinese good songs" has, and they are all CCTV programs.


    It doesn''t make much sense for him to come, that is, when the other party finishes the accompaniment, he listens to it. Even if he puts forward opinions, they don''t necessarily listen.


    To put it bluntly, I came to play with songzhuer.


    The zoo is big enough to expand. Li Tiezhu has a strong sense of guilt. Although he is happy, it is immoral.


    So he said to songzhu''er painstakingly, "don''t do anything. She and I just met when we went to mushroom house. It was the last issue and hasn''t been broadcast yet."


    Matsushita: "there''s something wrong with the way she looked at you just now."


    "What''s wrong? You''re paranoid all day."


    "Women''s intuition!"


    "You have a wool intuition."


    "Lengba, Zhao Liya, Zheng Yanzi, Yang Mi and Xu Jiazhen, I didn''t look at any of them. Hum! Eyes are golden!"


    "Am I special..."


    "And Zhang Zifeng, who always sticks to you in the program, hey, hey..."


    "Psycho!"


    "Yes, I''m a psycho."


    Li Tiezhu ignored her and took out his mobile phone to play games and form a team.


    Li Tiezhu was kicked seven or eight times and finally got into the group.


    The owner of the house said with a mouthful of salt and pepper Trump: "Oh, this teammate''s ID is a little funny. I''m not Li Tiezhu, and I''m not Liu Huade either. If you''re Li Tiezhu, I''ll kick you."


    Li Tiezhu: "did Li Tiezhu offend you?"


    The same salt and pepper trump.


    "Oh, it''s still a piece of Xichuan people''s wordy? Villagers see villagers and go to gang gun together. Li Tiezhu, who has watched TV, knows that he is a silly bag. His IQ doesn''t want to play games. Who dares to fight him."


    "In fact, Li Tiezhu is sometimes a witty horse."


    "Claw? You''re his fan Mai? He''s only smart when he fights people. He pokes recklessly at other times."


    "This..."


    Li Tiezhu was unable to refute, but he ate chicken and played well.


    Songzhu''er was unconvinced: "you just poked recklessly! Melon and baby seeds!"


    Take off.


    Homeowner: "ah! There''s a female teacher next to my friend. WOW? It''s lucky for a beautiful woman to play games with me. Unlike me, a bad old boss, he''s divorced at the age of 50. He''s very lonely. Oh, he''s very lonely ~"


    In fact, the other three in the team are very quiet. They have been listening to these two people''s comments and thought they were together.


    At this time, an old man said, "are you the 50-year-old Uncle Chen?"


    "Do you know?"


    "Lao Tzu has seen your tiktok and video.


    Li Tiezhu muttered, "it''s still a network red wordy."


    Uncle Chen: "claws, envy? I envy you that you have a girlfriend. Picheng Picheng, go to gang gun..."


    Songzhu''er is very good. Li Tiezhu ignores her when playing games. She never gets angry, but looks at her. If playing games at home, she will also peel fruits and melon seeds for Li Tiezhu. When she is tired, she will pinch her shoulders for Li Tiezhu. She is very filial.


    When she won, she boasted that Li Tiezhu was good at shooting. When she lost, she scolded her teammates as fools and took a super firm position.


    At this time, onana came back with milk tea, gave it to other artists first, and finally came over to give songzhuer a cup and handed it to Li Tiezhu, but Li Tiezhu was busy helping Uncle Chen who had just failed.


    We have already hung up two, and there are five people on the other side.


    After picking up Uncle Chen, Li Tiezhu retreated into the house with him and said, "uncle, don''t be too gang. There are many people opposite."


    Onana: "iron pillar, I''ll help you plug in the straw."


    She spoke with Li Tiezhu at the same time, so the game teammates also heard it.


    Uncle Chen: "pretending to be Li Tiezhu is addictive? I also help you plug in the straw and show it to me. Mai? I play a game and I have to be sprinkled with dog food. Is this female teacher called songzhuer?"


    Li Tiezhu went upstairs with him and shot out of the window: "she''s onana, and zhu''er is also there. Do you believe it?"


    Uncle Chen: "I believe, I believe in a hammer. Oh, grenade, be careful of grenade, sleeping slot... It''s bad again. Iron pillar, come and help me."


    "You can''t do it, sir."


    "I''ve got a hammer. I''m unlucky this time."


    "Give me two bottles of medicine. I can''t stand it. The gun on the other side is too accurate. Did it open and hang up ~"


    "You''re a little obscene. You just got a hammer. Find a chance to run away."


    "If you want to, this life is not even..."


    Another comrade in arms also said, "withdraw, but you can''t fight."


    Onana was a little upset. Li Tiezhu ignored her when playing games. She plugged in the straw and put the milk tea next to Li Tiezhu. She also played with her mobile phone.


    Songzhuer picked up milk tea and fed it to Li Tiezhu.


    Onana is stupid. Is she so humble? Elder sister, you are the iron head baby who kicks female journalists!


    Li Tiezhu drank milk tea while playing games. Song Zhuer wiped his mouth with a paper towel.


    Onana couldn''t bear it: "sister zhu''er, he ignores people when he plays games. Why do you spoil him?"


    Matsushita: "it''s called serving your own man! Do you understand?"


    Onana: "Hello ~"


    She thought to herself: neuropathy, did you take the wrong medicine? How can you let others dig at the foot of the wall if you are so kind to men?


    At this time, the staff came to call them. They were going to rehearse. They sang a song for the first time. They must rehearse it several times. However, the program was recorded and broadcast. If they can''t sing well, they can do it again or fix it.


    "Pillar, I went to rehearse."


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t lift his head and continued to play the game.


    Not far away, onana said to songzhu''er, "sister zhu''er, I''m not worth it for you. You''re so beautiful and gentle, and he loves to answer you."


    Matsushita: "you like him."


    Onana people are crazy. What''s the situation? She was a little flustered, but pretended to be calm and said, "ah? I wouldn''t be so tasteless."


    Matsushita: "I see."


    Onana: "


    You know a hammer. How do you know?


    Li Tiezhu sat in the last row of the auditorium in the studio. He could see the artists rehearsing and playing games without disturbing them.


    At this time, an actress holding milk tea after rehearsal came to Li Tiezhu and said hello: "Hello, Li Tiezhu, I''m also singing your song, is it OK?"


    Li Tiezhu looked up and was a little dizzy. He bowed his head and continued the game: "ah... I didn''t listen. Are you?"


    The actress was stunned: "I''m your senior sister Meng Zoe. I''ve recorded two programs with you. Can you forget it?"


    Li Tiezhu took another look and still didn''t recognize it. His face was blind: "Oh, hello."


    Maybe her eyes are too bright on her chest to be easily recognized.


    Monzoi sat next to him: "do you like playing games, too?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Uncle Chen, there is someone ahead."


    Uncle Chen: "get in the car, drive and shake them. I''ll drive."


    Meng Zoe: "Tiezhu, when did you and onana meet?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I met you for the first time."


    "Er... Are you hungry? I''ve finished rehearsal. Why don''t we buy something to eat?"


    "I''m not hungry. I''m not hungry as long as I''m full."


    "You... You are so dark, have you ever thought about whitening? Or cosmetic surgery? I know a very powerful doctor..."


    "I''m black mainly because my skin is black. If my skin is white, I won''t be so black."


    "That makes sense... Are you satisfied with zhu''er''s family?"


    "Her parents are very good to me. Her parents are a father and a mother."


    "Hum? Otherwise?"


    Meng Zoe thought what Li Tiezhu said was nonsense.


    Because Li Tiezhu didn''t want to talk to her, the war was very fierce. What experience can you get to chat with this eldest sister?


    Songzhuer and onana are rehearsing on the stage. When the director team communicates with the band, they rest aside.


    Onana: "look, that woman is seducing Li Tiezhu. She''s finished and doesn''t wear a coat."


    Matsushita: "monzoi! We''ve known each other for a long time, ha ha."


    "Aren''t you angry?"


    "She looks good and has a good figure. Why should I be angry?"


    "No, she wants to rob your boyfriend."


    "You can''t take it."


    "Then if something happens to her and Tiezhu."


    "That''s her blessing."


    "Ha? What do you think?"


    "Anyway, my iron pillar is male and doesn''t suffer."


    "Magic."


    Onana can only sigh like this. Now she finally understands why Li Tiezhu can play so exciting. They are all spoiled by Songzhu er. Li Tiezhu''s situation is common in duwan and Xiangjiang, but there are not many entertainment circles in the mainland.


    This pine and bamboo is very atmospheric!


    Onana was born in duwan. Several elders of her family are once top stars. She is well-informed in the circle and has a strong relationship with thieves, which is also the reason why she can be popular.


    She said, "my aunt has a seaside villa in Jinmen. It''s not big, but there''s a private beach. Let''s have a party tomorrow."


    Songzhuer likes the excitement best. She has to go to the body and Wine Bureau. She said, "OK! I''ll steal two bottles of Maotai."


    Steal?


    At this time, Li Tiezhu lost the game and looked at Meng Zoe strangely: "what are you doing?"


    Monzoi licked his lips: "drink milk tea."


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head.


    Monzoi''s hand was in gear and the gear lever was rocked up.


    Because the front row is blocked as a backrest, I''m not afraid to be seen by the people in front.


    Li Tiezhu: "elder martial sister, please respect yourself!"


    Meng Zoe said, "the iron pillar is really a great thing! Play your game and I''ll rub it."


    Li Tiezhu dodged and continued to play a game. It''s really... Strange.


    When he and Meng Zoe were in peach blossom dock, although nothing happened, it was also equivalent to something happened. What Li Tiezhu couldn''t figure out was that she was obviously humiliated by songzhuer. Why did she always come to me? Shameless?


    Meng Zoe looked at the pine and bamboo on the stage and smiled. She said in her heart that I can''t rob you!


    Then she leaned over and said, "shoot! Why don''t you shoot the man in front?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s a teammate, hiss ~ you let go of me!"


    Meng Zoe let go. She just teased Li Tiezhu.


    M

 Chapter 789

    After a while, monzoe went back to the makeup mirror and put on her coat. The air conditioner in the studio was too strong, which made her feel hot and dry.


    She took a bottle of mineral water and took a sip, and her hand subconsciously scratched and pulled on the bottle.


    Slightly like.


    Li Tiezhu can finally play games quietly for a while. Women will only disturb my thinking!


    After the program was recorded, several people separated.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu took song Zhuer and Zhao Liya to onana''s seaside villa for a party. He thought there would be many insiders. Unexpectedly, only onana and Meng Zoe. Who knows how they became plastic girlfriends.


    The beach is very white and the waves are not big. Everyone changed their swimsuits to swim, barbecue at the beach at noon, order takeout to eat hot pot at night, and play mahjong at night.


    Another day, Li Tiezhu was late for school.


    Everyone had a good time, especially Li Tiezhu, but he couldn''t help reviewing himself.


    Because... The zoo has expanded by two.


    Onana, the little dumb frog, and Meng Zoe, the little green snake, were sworn in. The head of the garden, erha songzhuer, preached to them, and then invited them to join the group.


    Fox: "new photos! Information!"


    Cat: "red envelope! Red envelope!"


    Xiong Er: "Li Tiezhu, are you a self-propelled gun?"


    Cat: "Xiong Er is hungry! Ha ha ha!"


    Fox: "when the rice net enters the top four, we''ll let the master cheer you up!"


    Cat son: "hit liquid?"


    Fox: "yes, it''s wrong."


    Xiong Er: "get out!"


    Then, the little foolish frog and the little green snake were really honest, and their age, height, weight and three-dimensional were marked in detail.


    It''s not all stupid. It''s mainly to promote understanding. Maybe I''ll cooperate with someone next time. After all, the master''s firepower is too fierce. One or two can''t carry it at all. We must fight in a team to defeat it.


    Although the zoo level has seriously humiliated the little snake, she has seen it open. Li Tiezhu is a man of big tools, and songzhuer is also a dog of atmosphere. Everyone is informal.


    The little foolish frog was a little flustered at the beginning. Why was he shelled for no reason?


    Later, she regretted, but did not choose to quit. Life is to experience more storms in order to grow. Moreover, such an experienced person as sister MI is tirelessly learning from her master.


    Brave frogs are not afraid of difficulties.


    After returning to school, Li Tiezhu soon stopped studying and arranging programs every day to prepare for the final exam. However, Xu Jiazhen, the dogleg who delivers breakfast as usual every day, has some hidden grievances. Of course, Li Tiezhu can''t feel it. He doesn''t have Eq.


    After staying for two days, songzhuer asked for leave to go to the crew of Qiao''s children and didn''t come back until before the exam.


    Aunt Liu, Liu Xiaohua and Li Tiedan have also returned to Shudu. They will come back to Kyoto with Li Fugui half a month before the beginning of next semester. On the one hand, they send Liu Xiaohua to school and on the other hand, they participate in the engagement ceremony between Li Tiezhu and songzhuer.


    Maybe it''s because Li Tiezhu has 99 intelligence points. He suddenly feels that the courses of the film academy are not so difficult, and even the rehearsal is much easier.


    It''s really not difficult. After all, these people don''t study well. How can they get too difficult courses?


    Li Tiezhu used to be so stupid.


    After his study was relaxed, Li Tiezhu still had some free time. He usually stayed in his dormitory to write the script of operation Red Sea. Every 20000 words, he sent it to sun Xixi and asked him to help him out.


    Sun Xixi is a senior and has long been out of school. He is the film and television director of Li Tiezhu studio. Recently, he has been planning the second season of Oh Huo primitive man. His work is not easy at ordinary times.


    Li Tiezhu and sun Xixi cooperated very well in the two plays of soldiers'' assault and people in an embarrassing way. His ability improved rapidly. Therefore, he came to act as a photographer and art director in this play.


    On the weekend, Li Tiezhu had to record a new album. He had to record it very late every time. Fortunately, with the help of Zhao Liya, Li Tiezhu recorded it fairly smoothly.


    Occasionally, when things are not going well, find Zhao Liya to vent, and it will go well.


    So, after recording the new album, rabbit smash disappeared and recuperated for a long time.


    On July 10, Li Tiezhu''s third album was released worldwide.


    Of course, only digital albums are on sale, and physical albums are only pre-sale, which will take some time to reach consumers.


    The digital album of "dreamer" was sold exclusively by Penguin music in China, and rushed to the top of the album sales list of that season overnight. Many albums that have been on sale for a month have been trampled by Li Tiezhu''s new album. Looking at the sales data, they have to break the record rhythm. Well, the record maintained by their last album.


    Li Tiezhu continues to maintain absolute repression, which has crushed new and old domestic singers to death. Many people hate Li Tiezhu.


    Because the goods are better than the goods.


    The sales of beimi and Europe are also terrible, but after all, there is a language gap, so the sales volume is only in the top ten. Foreign countries have predicted that Li Tiezhu''s album will eventually enter the top three in the sales list.


    This is a height that all Asian singers can''t reach. It''s unprecedented to be in the top ten of Omi most of the time.


    As for the single list, it''s completely dominated in China. Five songs in the top ten are Li Tiezhu''s new songs, and three are Li Tiezhu''s old songs. There are also three new songs in the top ten abroad, namely:


    Compendium of Materia Medica, Wukong and Qilixiang.


    Domestic music critics have a high evaluation of Li Tiezhu''s album, not only because Li Tiezhu has become famous, but also because this album has no saliva songs from the first two albums. In the view of these so-called experts, the number of songs is less, but the quality is higher.


    The evaluation of foreign music critics is higher than that of domestic experts. Some people even begin to call aenpera Lee Oriental Beethoven, which is exaggerated.


    This is also normal. In the eyes of the polarization of foreign reputation, Li Tiezhu takes what he likes as the standard and abandons what he doesn''t like as my shoes.


    But the happiest thing during this time is the global Li Tiezhu fans. The new album has finally come, and the concert is coming.


    Tickets for Li Tiezhu''s global tour concert were pre sold half a month in advance and sold out in less than an hour.


    After the news spread, there was another exclamation outside the inner circle.


    This is Li Tiezhu''s appeal.


    Of course, not all the fans robbed the tickets, but more scalpers. However, scalpers can better reflect the appeal of a singer. They want to make money. They know better than experts who increase the price of their tickets.


    Another week, the exam is over.


    Songzhu''er accompanied Li Tiezhu to the press conference of the global tour concert, which was held in the small screening Hall of Li Tiezhu company in Kyoto.


    Along with Zhou Qian, Yi Xiaomao and Justin.


    Many reporters came to the scene. After all, Li Tiezhu''s concert was very hot abroad, even hotter than at home. Videos of foreign fans grabbing tickets have long been circulating on the Internet.


    There was a lot of shaking. There was an old black gun coming to Li Tiezhu''s ticket. AK took off to shoot tiktok to celebrate.


    An American celebrity kissed Li Tiezhu after grabbing the ticket and said that she had got the VIP ticket in the front row. During the concert, she had to rush up and kiss Li Tiezhu, so that he could feel milijan''s enthusiasm.


    After a European friend grabbed the ticket, he flipped back excitedly and broke his leg.


    And the uncle of Japan, after grabbing the ticket, knelt on the ground and worshipped.


    I don''t know whether these videos are true or false, but now the hottest online at home and abroad is Li Tiezhu''s concert.


    The press conference was very simple. Zhang Xiaomeng asked reporters questions and Li Tiezhu answered. It took only half an hour.


    A southern reporter: "excuse me, Li Tiezhu, this is your first global tour concert. The tickets sell so well. How do you feel?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the ticket price is set low."


    The reporters laughed and the answer was very Li Tiezhu.


    Donghai reporter: "excuse me, why do so many overseas fans like you? You know, it has been difficult for Oriental singers to go to the West for decades."


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know. At the concert, I''ll help you ask those foreign fans if they are not serious."


    Japanese reporter: "Li sang! Would you like to have a concert in Tokyo? Where would you like to visit Tokyo? Would you like to taste Japanese cuisine or Ramen? As far as I know, you are also a gourmet."


    Li Tiezhu: "visit? If you are free, go to see the scenic spots that do not charge tickets. If you eat, my bodyguard will make it for me, for fear that my bad stomach will affect the performance."


    He thought to himself, is there any delicious food in Japan? I have no appetite except for Kanto cooking with millet.


    American reporter: "among all countries, only the United States has three stops, and the others are one stop, including China. Excuse me, do you like the United States very much?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I especially like to go to the United States to sing" chasing dreams, pure child heart "for them and help them remember the war."


    American reporter: "Ian Pera, aren''t you afraid to arouse the disgust of American society?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not afraid."


    American reporter: "..."


    The reporters laughed again. God, I''m not afraid. Serious brother is really just.


    European reporter: "what do you think of Italian opera?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t understand or read."


    Nanbangguo reporter: "Li Tiezhu, many nanbangguo netizens say that you look like people in our country. Does your family have nanbangguo ancestry? Your composition style and rhythm are obviously influenced by nanbangguo music. Have you specially studied our music?"


    Li Tiezhu: "next."


    Kyoto reporter: "excuse me, why did you bring Qian, Yi Xiaomao and Justin in your concert? Are they regular guests?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I mainly want them to show the charm of Chinese music to foreign fans with me. In terms of singing skills, all three of them are better than me, except Justin, but he dances well. This concert is an opportunity to let them know more about China."


    "Will you dance at the concert?"


    "No."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Everyone at the scene laughed, except Nanbang reporter.


    The content of the press conference spread all over the world and caused a lot of controversy in various countries, especially the United States and the South stick.


    Nanbang was divided into two factions to scold each other. One said that Li Tiezhu did not respect the universe country, and the other said that the reporter was too stupid.


    And the tiktok leader tiktok himself devalued Li Tiezhu''s music and views on the shaking. Then he was banned by the overseas version of the shaking, for the reason that the video content was not satisfactory.


    Even those Americans who don''t like Li Tiezhu like da Pu Ben and laugh at it one after another.

 Chapter 790

    Tiktok tiktok tiktok, who is in the face of the big command, sells the voice to the American company, including the core algorithm of the jitter, or else it will shake APP in the US.


    Then, Facebook marked his account - unconfirmed news, and labeled the commander''s account as "often spreading false information".


    Major platforms in the United States are working together to "block" the commander, and Twitter is also engaged in him.


    Therefore, everyone was watching the commander fight with several platforms. On the contrary, no one cared about the commander''s criticism of Li Tiezhu, and even didn''t attract any attention.


    It''s also a joke at home, except Wu Litao.


    He scorched by the flames again, but the leader was unable to attend to tiktok, which made Wu Li Tao feel ignored and continued to burst.


    Li Tiezhu ignored these. In the next few days, he was preparing for the concert.


    Although he was not arranged to dance, he had to walk. At least he couldn''t bump into the dancers. He had to cooperate with elevators, fireworks and pressure. It was still very hard to practice.


    This concert is Li Tiezhu''s second concert. Finally, he is much better off.


    The so-called leniency refers to the number of songs. At the first concert, more than ten songs were really blind. Now the number of Li Tiezhu''s songs has exceeded 30. This happens to be the number of songs in a concert. The total length of the concert is three or four hours.


    This is definitely a manual job. Fortunately, Li Tiezhu has good physical strength.


    A few days later, he got the school report card and passed all subjects. Li Tiezhu was able to make full preparations for the concert.


    On July 24, Li Tiezhu took the whole concert working group to Toronto, maple leaf country.


    Including dancers, accompaniment bands, makeup artists, props artists, photographers, lighters, logistics and other personnel, all brought by China, with a total of more than 700 people, which can be described as a huge project.


    This is not all the personnel. The security personnel are in the charge of heiwa''er. They are all packed. In addition, the leading forces are arriving at the site one week in advance according to the order of each station.


    In addition to the staff, there are many equipment, especially the musical instruments of the band.


    For this concert, Li Tiezhu studio chartered three planes, all domestic long-distance large aircraft c818. The plane has two floors of seats and can take 300 people. In order to be safe, Zhang Xiaomeng suggested to pack a Boeing 777, which could take 400 people and have more space. Two were enough, but Li Tiezhu directly refused.


    It''s not purely to support domestic production. It''s mainly Li Tiezhu''s trust in American aircraft. However, what if all three aircraft have "technical faults"?


    After all, there are too many such things.


    As soon as he arrived in Toronto and stayed in the hotel, Li Tiezhu accepted an exclusive interview with maple leaf national television. This is a long-standing cooperation. Li Tiezhu''s Concert Toronto station will be tracked and reported by Maple Leaf national television, and the concert will also be broadcast live on television.


    On TV? Certainly. Afraid no one will watch the concert later? Shit, it''s true that no one buys DVDs, but it doesn''t matter.


    Most star concerts are not allowed to be broadcast live, just to sell DVDs.


    This thing... Was directly packaged and sold to an American film and television company. It''s none of Li Tiezhu''s business whether it sells well. Besides, I still watch DVDs in what age.


    Before the interview, Li Tiezhu asked the makeup artist to make up. He was used to it, and it was light makeup.


    Translator Li Xiaofei came in and asked Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, do I translate into Mandarin or Xichuan dialect when I interview later?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Xichuan dialect, of course."


    Li Xiaofei: "Xiaode."


    Li Xiaofei is a fresh graduate of Xichuan Foreign Studies University, a slightly fat Xichuan girl. Because she is proficient in English, French, Italian, Japanese and stick languages, she was transferred to be Li Tiezhu''s interpreter.


    Mainly to save money, fresh students are cheap.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu and Li Xiaofei were taken by Zhang Xiaomeng to a hotel reception room, where the TV staff had already been waiting.


    The reporter who interviewed Li Tiezhu, or the host, was a white aunt in her forties, blonde, blue eyed and freckled.


    Take your seats in turn.


    "Hello, aenpera Lee. I''m Lori Wilburn. You can call me Lori."


    "What do you want for lunch?"


    English translated by Li Xiaofei: "OK! Nice to meet you, Ms. lorry."


    The interview has actually begun, and both the cameraman and the radio operator have begun to work.


    "Li, is this your first visit to the beautiful maple leaf country?"


    "Head back, can''t hit the square road (can''t find the direction)."


    "Why do you want to hold a concert in Toronto? Is it because you like the city or something?"


    "Er... My agent told me that people here are stupid money... No, the fans in this place are very enthusiastic. A few months ago, tens of thousands of fans marched on the street and asked me to hold a concert here, so I came."


    "Oh, really? I also heard about that, er Meiren! It''s hard to imagine that an oriental can harvest so many fans in maple leaf country."


    "I don''t know what these old people think."


    "I heard that your concert tickets have been sold out, a full 20000."


    "Right."


    "The emperor bless you, but I think you may encounter some difficulties, because our people are very free and may scare you."


    "For example?"


    "For example, if you are naked at a concert, will you be afraid? A little boy with black eyes!"


    "Well, are you talking about men or women?"


    "Yes, but it''s estimated that there are more women, if they listen to songs and listen to hi."


    "It''s immoral."


    "No, no, no, it''s very ethical! You''re too conservative."


    Lori shrugged.


    Li Tiezhu''s expression became unimaginable. Which woman would do such a thing in public? Psychosis? It must be frightening. These western media have always been like this.


    "Of course I respect your customs, but I hope female fans don''t do that," he said


    Lori took off her white shirt without saying a word. She was very fast.


    Lori, wearing black underwear, said, "you know, in our country, we can do anything if we want. And you''re obviously not ready, little boy."


    Because aenpera Lee is very famous in beimi, Lori tried her best to get this interview opportunity.


    This time, she is going to make another big news.


    Li Tiezhu forced himself to calm down and said, "Oh, on TV, will you cut this paragraph?"


    Lori snapped, untied her underwear, threw it aside and smiled at Li Tiezhu: "no, it won''t lose, but she can make mosaics."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned, Li Xiaofei, the translator, and Zhang Xiaomeng were angry. They didn''t write in the interview.


    On the contrary, the staff of the TV station are very calm, which is obviously a well-designed link.


    Isn''t that awesome?


    I can only blame Li Tiezhu for her lack of knowledge. This Lori became famous by taking off. She interviewed the mayor naked six years ago, and then became famous in the first World War.


    Obviously, this time she is going to borrow Li Tiezhu''s name.


    Li Tiezhu felt a little disgusted, because it was the ugliest woman''s body he had ever seen in his life. After all, the little animals were in good shape.


    Li Xiaofei covered her eyes. This scene was also photographed by the cameraman.


    The program group probably wants to use this interview as a gimmick to increase the popularity and ratings.


    Lori continued to interview: "in fact, I hope you from the East can better understand our culture. Here, everyone has the right to expose their own body without restriction. We also have a festival called ''top red fruit Festival''. What do you think of it, aynpera Lee?"


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "this program, no, festival, is very good. I support you."


    "Thank you! You are braver than I thought. I heard you invited some maple leaf stars. Can you tell me their names?"


    "I''ll tell you a shovel."


    "Your songs are all Chinese songs. Do you worry that fans don''t understand them, which will affect the effect of the concert?"


    "Yes, I hope these fans can learn some Chinese."


    The interview continued. Lori never put on her clothes. Li Tiezhu was calm and even had a little nausea.


    This interview lasted half an hour, and Luo Li asked a lot of questions.


    In addition, it was broadcast on Maple Leaf national television that afternoon. Only a thin mosaic was made on Lori''s chest.


    As soon as the news came out, it immediately swept beimi and became the headlines of beimi.


    Soon, video uploaded to the tank and jitter, causing tiktok discussions.


    Some people think Lori did a good job and let the closed and conservative Orientals see the charm of freedom. Others think Lori''s behavior is offensive and uneducated. Most Asians think that this is discrimination against Asians.


    The most amazing thing is that a group of female boxers from maple leaf country started to sweep tickets in an organized way to prepare for the whole work at Li Tiezhu''s concert.


    When the video was sent back to China, it immediately airborne hot search headlines and made Wang Feng lose his temper as he was preparing to celebrate his wedding anniversary.


    Domestic netizens regard this as a joke. Maple leaf country is indeed a group of mentally retarded.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t pay much attention. His eyes hurt.


    He was busy rehearsing the concert. The next day, Zhang Xiaomeng told him that he was crazy about robbing tickets for Li Tiezhu''s concert online, and the ticket price tripled.


    Although Li Tiezhu can''t earn this money, he has become influential, and the ticket prices of scalpers in the next few stops have risen.


    Li Tiezhu thought, why should I thank that old aunt with hot eyes?


    Heat and gimmicks rise from the ground, too steep.


    On the evening of July 26, at 6:30 local time, the concert began and was broadcast live on Maple Leaf national television.


    Justin first went up to warm up, singing and dancing, and brought a song "rare words".


    Then, Li Tiezhu came on stage and prepared to have a rock and roll "the sea and the sky" to make everyone dry. As a result, the prelude sounded and the scene was dry.


    On the left stand, hundreds of white girls took off, shaking around there, and the whole audience burst!


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: This is the rhythm of the whole big news again!

 Chapter 791

    Many of the audience looked at the women''s dance troupe with an appreciative expression.


    This concert is really... A big scene!


    The guide group arranged by the TV station was also considerate enough. It immediately gave the group of dance troupes close-up and big close-up, which can be seen on the big screen at the scene.


    As for the female fist slogan they raised, who shot that thing?


    What are you afraid of?


    In the free maple leaf country, you can even form a group to watch a concert.


    The live broadcast can also play mosaic. The live audience and the guide group can feast their eyes. Why not?


    The venue of the concert is the Toronto route center stadium, which is the home of the Toronto Raptors who won the championship this year. The stadium is small and can only accommodate 20000 people. It is also the smallest one in all stations this time. In fact, it is used to warm up Li Tiezhu.


    This is perfect. Anyone who has seen the NBA knows that there are four huge screens on the top of the stadium to take care of the audience on each side. Moreover, the close-up is especially large


    The audience roared:


    "Woo ~"


    "Better than the Raptors'' cheerleaders!"


    "NAIS..."


    "Shake up! Ladies!"


    "Get out of the way, I''ll go over..."


    "I''m ready."


    "A lot of balls!"


    Li Tiezhu also looked over there, shit!


    Are you here to rob the play?


    It''s all up to you. Who''s looking at me?


    The director told Li Tiezhu directly through his ear: "don''t hurry to sing, take the rhythm, or you''ll pull your crotch. These boxers are here to publicize next month''s'' coat red fruit Festival ''..."


    Yes, no one watched the first song. They all watched the women''s group. Don''t you pull your crotch?


    The prelude to "sea and sky" slowly weakened and finally stopped.


    Li Tiezhu, what''s the start of NIMA?


    The group of Female Boxers found that after they were on the big screen, they became more agitated and shook wildly. A photographed female boxer took photos everywhere with lights in her hands and a proud face.


    Justin, who has just stepped down, looked at the live broadcast picture on the aisle screen with a look of disgust. There is no delay in broadcasting here, and there is no mosaic. What is broadcast by the TV station will be marked with mosaic.


    He shook his head: "barbarian! It''s shameless, immoral..."


    Zhou Qian and Yi Xiaomao in the backstage were stunned. They were also watching.


    Zhou Qian: "no! Is this a concert accident? Do these maple leaf people have a pit in their head?"


    Yi Xiaomao''s face suddenly turned red. He took a sip of Erguotou and said, "believe brother Zhu, he is best at improvisation. There is no field he can''t control."


    Zhou Qian: "why did you put up your tent?"


    Yi Xiaomao shrunk: "sorry, I can''t help..."


    Li Tiezhu was not confused, but smiled, walked in the direction of the women''s group and said, "thank you for warming up my concert. You are the most powerful warming women''s group I have ever seen! Thank you!"


    Li Xiaofei covered her eyes backstage and translated Li Tiezhu''s words to the audience.


    The women''s group jumped up again, and many were screaming.


    Li Tiezhu took off his T-shirt and threw it under the stage, revealing his muscles:


    "I will defend your rights to the death! Jimei, let''s get up! A song of neuropathy is dedicated to you!"


    The scream became louder because Li Tiezhu had a good figure.


    Li Tiezhu thought, who won''t rob the camera by body? You women can''t rob me. I''m in better shape than you!


    It''s no big deal to change the song temporarily. The prelude starts immediately.


    Li Tiezhu sings:


    One day when I''m free, let Yanhe tell a joke


    The guy opened his mouth and began to laugh before he spoke


    E-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


    ¡­¡­


    The chaotic scene just now was immediately pulled back by Li Tiezhu, and the concert was on track.


    The women''s groups who were "sworn to defend to the death" also sang along. Although they are boxers, they are also fans of Li Tiezhu. Otherwise, why spend the wronged money? Where can''t you show it?


    Besides, they can''t speak Chinese, but hahaha still can.


    Backstage, Zhou Qian sighed: "brother Zhu is really awesome!"


    Yi Xiaomao: "that''s, isn''t it better than the figure? Can they have brother Zhu''s figure?"


    Zhou Qian looked down.


    "Don''t care about these details," Yi Xiaomao said


    When the video of Toronto Concert was sent back to China, it attracted people who looked at LSP. The barrage was touching:


    "Lying in the trough! If I were at the scene, I''m afraid I''d have nosebleed."


    "I envy the audience."


    "There must be five or six hundred big swings?"


    "At most three hundred people."


    "One person two, isn''t it 600?"


    "Ahead is a mathematical genius!"


    "Shake off the milk!"


    "Long experience..."


    "Outrageous!"


    "Sleeping trough... The fat man next to the women''s group is almost out of his eyes."


    "Ah, I''m ready."


    "I just saw someone do it?"


    "The women''s group also punched the man."


    "What a mess."


    "Iron pillar can control the field!"


    "Serious brother is invincible."


    "The song of neuropathy is really appropriate."


    After singing a song, Li Tiezhu perfectly held the whole audience. Everyone''s attention also shifted from the big swing of the women''s group to the concert. After mosaic, they couldn''t see anything.


    The second song "sea and sky" turned the whole audience.


    No, not even hi. Li Tiezhu on CHIGUO''s upper body shows his bronze body, and the swing girl group dances with passion. Can you not hi?


    In fact, Li Tiezhu wanted to curse. When he held his first concert abroad, he almost capsized.


    Fucking psycho!


    I was almost hit by 600 shakers. Who can understand the pain?


    After the video was sent back to China, it even caused the abuse of some netizens. They thought that Li Tiezhu''s team spent money to organize this immoral women''s dumping group. How ugly they scolded.


    Instead, the domestic female boxers who have always been against Li Tiezhu stood up to support Li Tiezhu and threatened to organize Jimei to pay tribute to their counterparts in maple leaf country in the same way at Jinmen station of the concert tour and support Li Tiezhu.


    In other words, they are going to form a Chinese version of the women''s group.


    Even in the eyes of Female Boxers, Li Tiezhu''s stripping to regain the initiative has become respect for the women''s team.


    So... The ticket price of scalpers at Jinmen station soared, and many old color groups donated generously to go to Li Tiezhu''s concert.


    After the initial chaos, the concert went on in an orderly manner. The obscene directors of maple leaf country gave two close-up pictures to the group of dumped children from time to time, causing bursts of wolf howls and pinching the atmosphere of the scene.


    In the middle of the concert, after Li Tiezhu finished singing "seventeen years old", he was very tired and entered the scheduled relief link.


    News photos of maple leaf country boarding school appeared on the big screen, and an Aboriginal skeleton dug up under the school was shocking.


    The scene atmosphere changed.


    Li Tiezhu said, "seeing this news a few days ago kept me awake all night. Now, I announce that I will donate one tenth of the income from this concert to the surviving Aboriginal victims and Aboriginal associations. I hope they can live a happy and dignified life one day! I hope the official of maple leaf country will respect human rights and not become a shame of mankind!"


    Yes, Li Tiezhu hit the official face in the largest city of maple leaf country.


    Li Xiaofei carefully translated Li Tiezhu''s words.


    Sparse applause broke out.


    No matter how intelligent they are, they are definitely the most emotional. Generally, women''s boxing is basically the virgin.


    Many women''s League members cried. Of course, close-up should keep up immediately. They cried in vain.


    The women''s group burst into tears and applauded. They were moved by Li Tiezhu''s compassion.


    Finally, the audience burst into thunderous applause.


    Of course, many of the audience at the scene are indifferent to the killing of Aborigines and even gloat, but "charity" and "scolding the government" are politically correct. Of course, they have to support it, because it''s... Cool.


    You say maple leaf country officials are unhappy? That''s none of my business. Can you catch me?


    Can''t the free maple leaf country donate money?


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Xiaomeng have long discussed this matter, mainly to create a weiguangzheng image in front of Toronto fans and step on the official of maple leaf country.


    When the video was sent back to China, the public knowledge came out again and said that Li Tiezhu should not donate money to crooked nuts. This is worshiping foreign countries and fawning on foreign countries.


    Li Tiezhu: "??"


    Songzhu''er smashed his head with a mallet: "shouldn''t you please the maple leaf country you''ve been blowing all your life and the preferred country for our immigrants? Or do you think the aborigines deserve to be supported?"


    The public were speechless.


    While Sanguan normal netizens, they all support Li Tiezhu''s Sao operation. The money is given to the aborigines, not the official of maple leaf country, or even to beat the face of maple leaf country. Why not?


    At the concert, Li Tiezhu said, "this is what I should do. You have a share of the money to help the aborigines. This is your honor!"


    The audience suddenly felt that they had sublimated, and the applause was more enthusiastic.


    Li Tiezhu had a good rest and said, "we all sympathize with their experience. Next, a sad song" cool "is dedicated to them."


    The audience clapped wildly again.


    Later, the video barrage in China was crazy:


    "Watt?"


    "A song" cool "for them?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Serious brother, as always!"


    "Isn''t it cool? It''s all cold."


    "Although I shouldn''t, I still couldn''t help laughing at the pig''s cry..."


    "Shrimp and pig heart!"


    "If you don''t help the wall, you''ll take Li Tiezhu."


    "Do they know the meaning of the song?"


    "What does it have to do with songs? It''s clearly a domestic network stem."


    "Ingrich can''t understand such a low-level language."


    "Where''s the flick? Don''t you give it to the camera?"


    Cool is a song written by Li Tiezhu for maozi. He has sung it twice himself. He is no stranger.


    Backstage, Yi Xiaomao choked, and the hot Erguotou gushed from his nostrils. He was so uncomfortable: "cough... Brother Zhu Zhen 6... Cough..."


    Zhou Qian said, "I''m special. I was just moved to cry and laughed again."


    Justin said, "what does cool have to do with aborigines?"

 Chapter 792

    Li Tiezhu just sympathized with the aborigines and gave them a song. What bad thoughts can he have?


    After all, he doesn''t write many songs, so he can''t sing "Tianlu" or "listen to Mom" for them, can he?


    Or, give the official song of maple leaf country "count you hard"?


    In any case, few of the audience can understand Chinese. Even Chinese Americans may not know the stem of "cool". It''s nothing to know. Chinese Americans have no brand here.


    A song "cool" won the applause of the whole hall, and the Shakers cried and spent their lights.


    The concert continues.


    Li Tiezhu sang a song "the left hand points to the moon" with Zhou Qian, then handed the stage to Zhou Qian and went down to have a rest.


    This is a common thing. A concert lasts three or four hours. How can you carry it without rest?


    Zhou Qian sang Li Tiezhu''s "big fish" and his own "whale incarnating on an island", which also surprised the audience. His unique voice coupled with his advanced singing skills made Li Tiezhu''s fans enjoy it and applaud him one after another.


    Li Tiezhu came back again and sang several songs. Yi Xiaomao sang "misplaced time and space" on the stage, and then supported two songs for Li Tiezhu.


    After Yi Xiaomao finished singing, he bowed shyly to the audience and dared not face the Jilting women''s group. Although he kept his eyes on the backstage, he still had to pay attention on the stage. Otherwise, it would be impolite to set up a tent.


    "Three grams of oil, three grams of oil, Ricky..."


    Yi Xiaomao blushed and was ready to leave.


    The audience didn''t like him very much. It''s not as appetizing as Zhou Qian. The boy is too light, so everyone''s response is not too enthusiastic.


    At this time, a Jilting elder sister ran to the stage from somewhere and ran towards the sidebar of the stage, as if she was going to go backstage to find Li Tiezhu to turn on the lights.


    It turned out that she had escaped the security personnel under the stage and hid next to the dry ice spraying equipment. She was ready to attack aenpera later. Unexpectedly, she was too white and soon exposed. Several security personnel surrounded her.


    The dumped sister had to start in advance, jumped onto the stage and ran backstage. Several security personnel quickly circuitously tried to stop her.


    Sister Shuizi, wearing shorts and showing her big white legs and big white lights, turned around and jumped at the stunned Yi Xiaomao.


    This kind of thing is not uncommon in concerts, but Yi Xiaomao hasn''t seen it.


    What happened?


    Yi Xiaomao stared at the other party''s big flick of milk. The storm hit him. His heart beat faster... Don''t... Come here!


    Two security personnel appeared in time and knocked down sister Jili.


    Yi Xiaomao: "hey?"


    What are you doing so fast?


    Can''t iron pillar rest for another half a minute?


    The shaking array under the stage also gave a collective sigh.


    The rest of the audience cheered wildly.


    The black baby on the side of the stage breathed a sigh and fortunately caught it. It was his dereliction of duty. Although there was a security check in the concert and the other party was dressed cool, who knows if she had weapons?


    All potential safety hazards should be eliminated.


    Backstage, Li Tiezhu is wearing a racing helmet. Looking at the picture on the screen next to him, he is also afraid.


    Fortunately, she didn''t run out after a while, otherwise she might be killed by a car.


    Seeing that the potential safety hazard was removed, Li Tiezhu took his helmet and sat in the red convertible. This is the electric sports car sponsored by bidia. It costs 300000. It has excellent performance and cool appearance.


    Yi Xiaomao went down the stage with regret.


    When the video was transmitted to China, it was damaged by the bullet screen:


    "I''ll go! Who''s this? I thought Lv Bu was invincible..."


    "The lights are getting rid of!"


    "It''s terrible."


    "Maomao is scared!"


    "Why did you put her down?"


    "Let go of Maomao and come to me..."


    "Lying in the trough, Yi Xiaomao was so frightened that he put up a tent."


    "Hahaha..."


    "See, see!"


    "How exquisite."


    "Crooked nuts really play."


    At the end of the farce, the stage lights dimmed. On one side of the stage, under the spotlight, an inclined runway rose slowly, with a slope of about 30 degrees.


    The prelude to dream back to the Tang Dynasty sounded and the water curtain fell.


    The whole stage began to rain, like a rainstorm, with special effects of lightning and thunder.


    Boom!


    Lightning broke out.


    Another spotlight hit the middle of the stage. It was a rock band, all wearing racing helmets, standing in the center of the stage and playing passionately.


    Raindrops splashed on their bodies and musical instruments.


    The audience immediately cheered and screamed.


    Many foreign fans admire this rock song very much. They are still guessing who is Li Tiezhu. Guitarist? Bassist? Drummer?


    Buzzing


    The sound of the engine is not the internal combustion engine, but the sound of the motor. It is not as deep as the roar of the internal combustion engine, but the sound is sharp and exciting.


    With a drum.


    Buzz!


    A bright red sports car rushed out from under the inclined runway, crossed the rain curtain and flew in midair, about five or six meters high from the ground.


    At the same time, the lights lit up.


    The scream of the scene suddenly reached the top, just like the boiling sound of an old-fashioned kettle.


    The car flew seven or eight meters and landed on the platform on the other side of the stage. The platform was more than two meters higher than the surrounding area, which was relatively large.


    The car drifted and braked. At the same time, the platform fell as high as the surrounding area, but the place where the central band was located rose by one meter. The car started again and drifted around the circular platform where the band was located. The accumulated water on the stage was lifted by the wheels and a circular water dragon was set off.


    The audience were so excited that they thought it was cool to join this car. It is estimated that a professional racing driver was invited!


    Domestic barrage:


    "This is spending a lot of money!"


    "My serious brother is finally willing to spend money."


    "Bidia''s new sports car..."


    "Isn''t this car too handsome?"


    "Aren''t you afraid of water?"


    "Are you out of your mind? Don''t drive on rainy days?"


    "Did you invite a racing driver?"


    "Maybe it was big brother Ke who was invited to catch a cold."


    "I really want to see the scene..."


    "Get up!"


    Near the end of the prelude, the car stopped in front of the band.


    When~


    When~


    When~


    The band''s helmet cracked and fell at the same time, and the bassist kicked a piece. This is a prop made in advance.


    Chrysanthemum, ancient sword and wine


    Soaked in coffee into the noisy courtyard


    The alien worshipped the ancient moon at the altar of the sun


    The prosperous era of Kaiyuan is fascinating


    "Woo..."


    "Ah, ah --"


    The scene is crazy!


    Because the audience saw that there was no Li Tiezhu in the band, and none of them was singing. Well, the answer is obvious. Li Tiezhu is in a sports car. He just doesn''t know whether he drives or takes a car.


    WOW¡ª¡ª


    The hood of the sports car began to open. There was only one driver with a helmet in the car. He stood up from his seat. Finally, he stood on the driver''s seat, picked up an electric guitar and played it.


    The wind does not dissipate the everlasting hatred


    Flowers can''t dye through nostalgia


    Snow cannot reflect mountains and rivers


    A full moon never makes an ancient dream


    Burn fate along the palmprint


    Wake up tonight without a dream


    Follow the fate into the myth


    Dream back to the Tang Dynasty


    "Woo..."


    "Cow force!"


    Chinese Americans have shouted loud slogans.


    Poor foreigners don''t say they are awesome, but they can learn. Many foreigners also shouted with Chinese Americans. The women''s group waved their hands and shouted slogans.


    "Cow force! Cow force! Cow force..."


    It''s very rhythmic.


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! Did Li Tiezhu drive the car himself?"


    "Are you so good at driving?"


    "I often drive."


    "Tanks have been driven. What''s this?"


    "The stage effect is simply explosive!"


    "This is a superstar."


    "There were only 20000 people at the scene, but they shouted out the momentum of 50000 people..."


    "Who else is there in the Chinese singing world?"


    Boom!


    Li Tiezhu''s head exploded. To be exact, his helmet exploded. It was also a prop. It broke into pieces like glass and flew out. Li Tiezhu jumped onto the hood of the car and continued to sing.


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Men plough and women weave. The silk road is busy


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Great things and outstanding people


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Paper fragrance, ink flying Ci Fu ManJiang


    ¡­¡­


    In the middle of singing, Li Tiezhu sat back, lost his guitar and drove around the stage. His singing voice was a little trembling and his breath was not well mastered. However, who cares?


    Li Tiezhu even drove to the auditorium and drifted rapidly, bringing out water spray and drenching the nearest audience.


    At this time, a female voice came. Even waiguoren could hear that her Chinese was very bad, but... Her singing was excellent.


    Celine Dion stood on the elevator and rose from the right side of the stage:


    The moon shines in the cup tonight


    Heroes are heroic and bright


    There is no moon in the cup tonight


    Neon flashing, singing and dancing


    The whole concert arrived


    The audience is crazy, completely crazy.


    Li Tiezhu drove here, led Celine Dion into the sports car, and sang while driving.


    Explode the whole audience!


    With the appearance of Celine Dion, the crazy atmosphere of the whole concert reached the peak.


    I''m kidding. This concert is also the work of Zhang Xiaomeng. They asked a professional team to prepare for more than half a year. The stage effect will not be bad, and the guest link will not be bad. Of course, it costs more.


    For the sake of money, Celine Dion has practiced this song for three months. Half of Li Tiezhu''s energy in the rehearsal at this venue has been spent on the rehearsal of the song she sings with.


    By the way, the old aunt''s rock singing is also a diva level.


    Domestic barrage: "sleeping trough? Celine Dion?"


    Foreign tank farm:


    "I have never been to China and have always lived in Ottawa. Are the real Chinese stars and Chinese people so cool? Why do the media say they are old-fashioned, dogmatic and backward? Or does the star deliberately learn from us? Who knows?"


    "Brother upstairs, if you go to China, you will find that you have lived in the countryside since childhood. What is happening there will subvert your outlook on life. Ian Pera used to be a construction worker, but now he is the most popular superstar in China and even the darling of the global trend industry."


    "After watching Kung Fu, I always thought Ian Pera was an action star. I didn''t expect him to be a music star."


    These comments are later. Compared with the surprise of these crooked nuts, another thing is more extreme... Bidia''s pre order official website was rushed and collapsed.

 Chapter 793

    After the singing of "dream back to the Tang Dynasty", the air at the scene was dry and hot, and the security personnel Alexander, they were organizing personnel to transport the fainted audience. There are also many, including some too excited Shuizi sisters.


    According to the statistics afterwards, a total of more than 20 audiences fainted after the whole concert, including five sister Shuizi.


    It''s all a small scene. Mike fainted 5000 at a time.


    It was not easy for the Toronto Concert to end successfully under the English version of kiss goodbye.


    The concert has become a hot topic at home and abroad for a time. There are a lot of focuses. It is difficult to tell whether it is true or not, such as throwing away the children''s group, running to Yi Xiaomao''s sisters, donating money to the aborigines, fainting more than 20 audiences, bidia Sports car, Celine Dion, etc. even on the Internet, there is a video that can''t be described in public between a throwing away son and a male audience you just met.


    This also made Li Tiezhu''s concert widely concerned in beimi.


    After the concert, Li Tiezhu accepted Lori''s interview again. This time, he didn''t give her a chance to take off her clothes. He left perfunctorily. He was too tired.


    Back to the hotel, it''s past twelve.


    The chefs of the black baby team prepared a sumptuous dinner early, with hot pot and barbecue. Li Tiezhu and others ate meat and drank in large bowls.


    What?


    Protect your voice?


    Shit! My voice is a little hoarse. I need to fight poison with poison. Eat more pepper and drink more Erguotou.


    The next day, July 27.


    Li Tiezhu took his team to New York. The second stop was a war. The venue was the New York metropolitan stadium. The audience was more than 60000. At this time, it was a football stadium.


    From any perspective, this is one of the most luxurious stadiums in the United States and even the world, with 1350 toilets alone.


    The second concert will be held on August 1, five days later.


    There was plenty of time. The stage had not been set up completely, so the rehearsal could not be completed.


    Yi Xiaomao, Zhou Qian and Justin all slept in the hotel. They were rehearsing and singing a few days ago. They were also tired. Only Li Tiezhu was energetic and went alone to visit Zheng Yanzi who was training in New York.


    The American open is about to start. She came to adapt in advance.


    Although she won the French Open Championship last year, she ranked low because of her poor overall record and few points. She can only start from the qualifying competition, which will be very difficult.


    Bang~


    Bang~


    Zheng Yanzi is practicing hard to serve in the scorching tennis hall.


    For more than a year, because of Li Tiezhu''s blessing, her strength has increased a lot, and her service speed has also increased rapidly. Recently, the proportion of ACE ball (direct service score) has also increased a lot.


    Her coaching team has been replaced by crooked nuts, which is not a worship of foreign countries, but simply because the foreign team has a higher level and she can afford the money.


    After winning the French Open women''s singles championship, Zheng Yanzi''s endorsement received a soft hand.


    Li Tiezhu yawned. Knowing that several people in her coaching team were there, he didn''t come to see her.


    No, you can''t be too realistic.


    At noon, Li Tiezhu accompanied Zheng Yanzi to eat vegetable salad and boiled chicken breast. The birds faded out, but Zheng Yanzi ate very delicious.


    After dinner, her coaching team withdrew. In order to reserve physical strength for the upcoming rice net, Zheng Yanzi now practices straight every day for half a day in the morning and goes back to the hotel to watch the opponent''s game video in the afternoon.


    After eating two boiled chicken breasts, Zheng Yanzi said, "Xiong Da, let''s go shopping this afternoon!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s good to visit?"


    "Just stroll around and buy another cup of Iced Milk Tea. How cool!"


    "Can you drink now?"


    "Er..."


    Zheng Yanzi''s face collapsed. Professional players are like this. They have to face doping tests at any time. Especially when there is a game, they pay great attention to diet. Who knows what''s added to the food outside.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll accompany you back to the hotel to watch the game video. It''s okay. I''m not afraid of boredom."


    Zheng Yanzi glanced at Li Tiezhu: "in broad daylight..."


    Li Tiezhu: "watching the video is divided into day and night?"


    Zheng Yanzi is speechless. The truth is such a truth, but... It''s strange! I want to reserve my energy for the game!


    Black waer drove a Hummer to take Li Tiezhu and Zheng Yanzi to the hotel. He and another security guard waited in the car.


    The man said, "aenpera likes tennis, too?"


    Black baby smiled: "he likes the ball. He loves sports."


    "I like football."


    "Ian Pella shouldn''t like football. Football... It''s not round."


    "Ah? Our God has obsessive-compulsive disorder?"


    "It''s not obsessive-compulsive disorder, it''s a collector''s addiction. How to say? All I know are table tennis, tennis, softball and volleyball..."


    "Say the ball, why do you laugh so evil?"


    When she came to the hotel suite, Zheng Yanzi put down her bag, turned on the TV, connected the USB flash disk, and called up the game video of Xiaowei, the biggest loser.


    Zheng Yanzi is wearing her own "battle dress", which is a sportswear sponsored by Li Lin brand. The top is a gray blue T-shirt and the bottom is a white pleated skirt. Of course, the skirt of the tennis dress is fake, but the inside is actually shorts.


    This suit looks particularly good on Zheng Yanzi, who is hot.


    Before she even took a bath, she stood in front of the TV and watched the game video attentively.


    Li Tiezhu was ready to move. He went over and hugged Zheng Yanzi from behind.


    Zheng Yanzi: "I haven''t bathed yet."


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you need to take a bath to watch the video?"


    "Then just watch the video. Don''t mess around. I''ve been studying Xiao Wei recently. She beats and cries every time. It''s a shame."


    "I beat you and cry every time."


    "This year, she and I are both in the lower half of the district. We are likely to meet in advance. It is estimated that we will lose again."


    "I don''t know tennis. It seems that I have great strength. I don''t know if you know a Japanese player who plays table tennis, bandit number mud puddle."


    "What does it have to do with table tennis?"


    "Niwa teacher is known as an occasional God. These are not important. The important thing is that he can always make his opponent drowsy and himself drowsy, and then give a fatal blow in a disgusting way to break his opponent''s mentality."


    "Ah..."


    "Let me find his video for you. You play tennis and he plays table tennis. You can refer to it in case of inspiration?"


    With that, Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone.


    "No sneak shooting! Ah..."


    "Why do I shoot you? I''ll find you a mud teacher''s tutorial."


    "Oh... Iron pillar..."


    "Found it, you see!"


    Zheng Yanzi, who was posed as a golden rooster by Li Tiezhu, jumped rhythmically and looked at the video collection in Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone.


    "Ah... That''s awesome! Isn''t that annoying? Hahaha... Huh!"


    "How''s it going? Isn''t it great?"


    "The bear is great!"


    "I''m asking you, mud teacher."


    "Also powerful, hiss ha ~"


    "Can tennis be played like this?"


    "Yes, he mainly depends on prediction. Basically, he doesn''t work hard. Many balls rely on his strength... HMM! He plays by talent."


    "I also play by talent!"


    Li Tiezhu put down his cell phone and began to play seriously with Zheng Yanzi. She wore a single ponytail and dressed neatly. She played with Li Tiezhu banging, which was very enjoyable. Unlike songzhu''er and Zhao Liya, they all play with a slap. Listening to the sound, they know that their strength is not at the same level.


    After one game, Li Tiezhu asked Zheng Yanzi to change her double ponytail hairstyle and played another game. Sure enough, the double ponytail was more convenient to control.


    ¡­¡­


    Today, there is a short video, which is tiktok, Heng Dian, the "Qiao family" drama group, four beauty pine and bamboo are scrambling for snacks.


    The five-year-old actor held a bag of snacks and whispered to Matsushita: "do you want to eat, sister?"


    Songzhuer took the whole bag and said, "OK! Give it to me, okay?"


    Xiao Simei''s mouth shriveled: "OK..."


    Songzhuer ate a piece: "Hey, hey... Delicious! Do you have any more?"


    Small four beautiful farfetched smiled: "still have."


    Matsushita: "bring it all."


    Xiao Simei: "mom said... Eating too many snacks will lead to worms. Sister, you should eat less."


    "I''m not afraid! I''m wearing dentures. My teeth fell out when I was three years old."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what? Go and bring me all your snacks so that your teeth won''t grow worms."


    "I... can I wear dentures, too, sister?"


    At this time, lengba, who was shooting with her mobile phone, couldn''t stand it and said, "Songzhu, you''re a real dog! Even children cheat."


    Songzhuer stretched out his hand to cover the camera: "who asked you to take it?"


    This is the end of the video.


    The comment area can''t bear it. It''s like a mob of Demons:


    "I''m handcuffed. It''s too punishment. This new life that can''t be imprisoned is in front of hell."


    "Crazy? Even children rob!"


    "He is a psycho!"


    "Is this a new play?"


    "Who is this?"


    "Don''t you know Zhang Baizhi? Teacher Chen took it!"


    "Nezha, you lost your denture."


    "I laughed at Yue. Dentures are OK."


    "The person who took the video sounded like lengba."


    "They work together on a new play? Ask for the title!"


    Lengba certainly didn''t participate in the play. Her development route is idol drama. Matsushita is also Xiaohua, but she has social compulsion. She announced with Li Tiezhu again, which is tantamount to blocking the route of idol drama. Now this is an era drama.


    Actually, lengba came to visit.


    The two girls found an empty corner and sat down to drink milk tea. Lengba bought a lot and gave it to the crew.


    Songzhuer drank Vanilla Milk Tea, while lengba took out... A thermos cup.


    "Hahaha... You''re going to kill me! Cat, when did you use a thermos cup? Did you soak medlar? No wonder you''re still fat! After half a year''s rest, do you raise yourself as a pig? Yes, that guy likes to be fat."


    Lengba took a sip and said, "lily lotus seed tremella soup, warm."


    Matsushita: "ah? What?"


    Lengba smiled lightly: "it''s safe."


    Song Zhuer: "poof..."

 Chapter 794

    God''s lily lotus seed tremella soup


    Songzhuer took a mouthful of milk tea and sprayed it out. He took out a paper towel and wiped it. He stared at lengba''s stomach. It''s not too round! She frowned, grabbed her thermos cup and opened it. It was tremella soup.


    Lengba also looked at songzhu''er with Frank eyes.


    Song Zhuer said, "I want to ask..."


    Lengba: "well, you ask."


    Matsushita: "I want to ask, if you fight in this state, is it a group fight?"


    Lengba: "


    "It must be a group fight! When did it happen?"


    "Last time I went to the northwest to shoot, I worked by the way..."


    "More than two months?"


    "Yes."


    "Went to the hospital to check?"


    "Twins."


    "Wow! What do you mean now?"


    Lengba smiled again: "sister Mi suggested that I focus on my career, but I want to hear your opinion."


    What she cares about is actually songzhuer''s attitude. After all, she and Li Tiezhu are about to get engaged.


    Songzhu''er looked disgusted: "what career is important? Of course it''s Mr. and children! Are you stupid? You''re 27 and don''t have children. Are you waiting to be an old woman? She has children. What''s the qualification to say you? Black hearted capitalist!"


    Well, as lengba expected.


    She said, "then listen to you."


    Songzhu''er was a little guilty: "Hey, hey... Why don''t you ask the pillar?"


    Lengba: "his opinion is not important."


    "Ha? Cat, aren''t you the most obedient? Why isn''t he important?"


    "Now, he''s second, no, third."


    "What you said also has a certain truth, so... Maple leaf country or America?"


    "Norway."


    "Why over there?"


    "It''s quiet over there."


    "Oh."


    Songzhu''er suddenly became quiet, which is very abnormal. She has always been a little talkative.


    Lengba asked, "what''s the matter?"


    Matsushita: "Damn it! I lost again..."


    Lengba patted songzhuer''s small head: "erha, come on!"


    With her understanding of songzhu''er, lengba can guess her opinion on this matter, but she is still a little worried that she didn''t say it herself. Therefore, she came to visit the class early in the morning. How can I say that songzhu''er is the woman who wants to marry Li Tiezhu!


    Songzhu''er takes out her mobile phone to tell Li Tiezhu the good news. Lengba stops her.


    "Don''t tell him yet."


    "Why?"


    "When you''re engaged, he''ll have a very tight skull. Who knows if he''ll have a brain cramp."


    "Well, I wronged you."


    ¡­¡­


    At 11 p.m. American time, Li Tiezhu, who has played tennis many times, returned to his hotel refreshed and saw Yi Xiaomao playing mahjong and joining the war.


    [Ding...]


    [cat domestication: 100%]


    Huh???


    The sudden sting startled Li Tiezhu.


    I dare not think!


    The dog system doesn''t learn to spell sunset? Why suddenly so generous? There must be something wrong!


    "Touch the card, brother Zhu."


    "Why are you stunned?"


    "Where have you been today? I haven''t seen anyone all day."


    Li Tiezhu began to touch mahjong and said, "I went to exercise and played a few games of tennis."


    [Ding! Congratulations on the successful completion of the cat raising task of the host. Rewards: maximum intelligence value of 10 points, intelligence value of 20 points, European emperor armband (luck + 12)]


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care about any upper limit of intelligence value now, but 20 points of intelligence value is not bad. As for the European emperor armband or something... My luck of Li Tiezhu is against the sky. Do you still care about this?


    "Two."


    "Hu!"


    Well, it smells good.


    Current intelligence: 99 points. (upper limit 119 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 26 points. (just added 20 points)


    Serious value: 88 / 100 points.


    Music Achievement: 43281 points.


    Variety achievements: 25354 points.


    Film and television achievements: 20039 points.


    Tiktok: 168 million 420 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 100%.


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills and advanced composition ability


    Items: Lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky + 9), ouhuang armband (lucky + 12)


    That night, Li Tiezhu was crazy and directly let the other students form the habit of going to bed early and getting up early.


    The next day, the main stage of the concert was set up. The others had not been completed, but the live rehearsal could begin. Several people were busy again.


    ¡­¡­


    Rocky Mountain in five days.


    In the early aenpera restaurant, Odin and Camilla led more than a dozen core and devout believers to watch the live broadcast of God''s concert. Aenpera Lee was like a God in the crazy 60000 people stadium.


    There are no guests here. Since a year ago, it has no longer provided foreign catering services, but has become the headquarters of chain restaurants.


    Originally a wooden house imitating the home of primitive people, it has now been located in a three storey civil structure building with several floors underground.


    It''s strange to say that Ian Pera restaurant is very popular in one year, and has opened hundreds of chain stores throughout beimi.


    At first, ordinary crooked nuts thought that this was the catering company of aynpera Lee, just like Yao restaurant. Later, they found that... It was really


    Sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby forcibly gave Li Tiezhu 10% of the shares, making him a legal shareholder of the company.


    In fact, these branches can''t make much money, at least not enough to buy a security company.


    But... They found a "gold mine".


    When they were repairing the tank garage and Arsenal, they dug up a lot of gold bricks buried by the colonists 400 years ago, worth 5 billion meters.


    This is very tear resistant. The brain circuits of the core believers of aenpera are different. They regard these gold bricks as the "divine gift" of the great aenpera!


    Therefore, there was the forced gift of 10% of the shares.


    They also have the confidence to buy security companies and buy arms everywhere.


    "Stupid mortals only think that aenpera is a superstar, but they don''t know that this is a kind of selfless enlightenment..."


    "Unfortunately, they don''t have wisdom and can''t understand."


    "These poor people are addicted to the melody of music and are unaware of the oracle."


    While we watch, we discuss.


    Just as they watch Li Tiezhu''s variety shows and TV dramas, they hope to learn something from them.


    Sleepy dragon Odin was scalding his belly: "half of the concert, what did you learn from it?"


    A black man said, "I saw the kindness and equality of Ian Pella. Last time, he shared one tenth of the profits to the aborigines of maple leaf country. This time, he donated one tenth of the profits to heiminggui. He is a real egalitarian!"


    Camilla said, "I... Want to go to Thailand."


    Odin: why? We''re going to worship Ian perra at the Rocky Mountain concert. Did you forget? Camilla


    Camilla: "of course not. I''ll go to Thailand after worshipping Camilla."


    "What are you doing?"


    "Become a woman."


    "Ah?"


    "Shet!"


    "Watfalk?"


    People don''t understand.


    Odin took a deep look at Camilla and said, "you don''t have to sacrifice yourself like this. Even in the end, we can stir the base!"


    "You can''t have children!"


    Camilla insisted, "moreover, I hope to show the glory of motherhood in the last world. In the last world, only men can''t do."


    Odin: we can save more women


    Camilla said: "I want to experience the feeling of being a woman, so that I can rebuild a real country of peace in the end of the world!"


    Speaking of this, people can only sincerely admire Camilla. He is a man of great love!


    He... Realized!


    At this time, the concert came to the climax. Li Tiezhu sang "China keeps turning" on the stage. More than 100 actors built a great wall beacon tower with props and lit the beacon fire.


    Like the sports car in the rain in Toronto station, the show brought the atmosphere to the top.


    Li Tiezhu''s concert design is very rich and changeable, which is also the reason why he is not afraid of live TV. Each station has different performance design.


    The most awesome program will be staged in the third station, rocky mountain station.


    An hour later, the concert ended.


    Sleepy dragon Odin turned off the TV, drank a hot pot red soup and announced a good news to everyone: "tomorrow, Ian perra will come here in person, and each of us can accept his teachings face to face!"


    Camilla nodded and added, "it''s an honor for all of us."


    More than a dozen core members were excited.


    "My God! I''m going to buy a new dress."


    "I should shave."


    "Did he come to guide us?"


    Odin said: "he is here to entertain some guests and ask us to borrow helicopters, tanks and armored vehicles. These things will be used in the concert of rocky mountain station! It is incumbent on us to contribute to the great cause of Purdue of Ian Pera!"


    "Duty bound!"


    That night, many people, including Odin and Camilla, didn''t sleep at night.


    The next afternoon, with red eyes and beads, they welcomed Li Tiezhu and two Chinese old people, one thin and one fat. After introduction, they learned the identities of two old people, one is Mr. Wang, chairman of bidia, and the other is Mr. Cao of Yaofu glass.


    Mr. Cao was looking at a wheeled armored vehicle parked at the door. After looking around, he came back and said to Lao Wang, "my glass is still used. When will you use the whole electric armored vehicle?"


    Mr. Wang said, "how do you know we haven''t finished?"


    "Start the whole?"


    "How do I know if it''s finished?"


    Li Tiezhu cordially shook hands with Odin, Camilla and others, too excited.


    Doomsday light... Coming!


    Wang Fu of bidia happened to be in the United States, talking about a state bus and bus project, and inspecting the new battery technology here.


    He heard that Li Tiezhu advertised bidia at the Toronto Concert, resulting in too many pre orders and the paralysis of bidia''s official website. He had to invite Li Tiezhu to dinner, and Lao Cao followed him.


    Knowing this, heiwa''er encouraged Li Tiezhu to visit the head office of aynpera for a treat.


    Li Tiezhu wanted to borrow equipment from them anyway, so he came here with two old gentlemen.

 Chapter 795

    "I like to eat. In the 1990s, I went to your Shudu and passed a marinated meat shop. The smell made me unbearable and I couldn''t talk about business. I hurried to buy some marinated pig feet and talked about business while eating pig feet..."


    When he said this, Mr. Cao Wang was eating pig''s feet. The stewed pig''s feet in Ian Peila restaurant are very authentic. I don''t know how these foreign devils learned it.


    In contrast, Uncle Wang Fu wants a lot of gentlemen. He is drinking with cold salad.


    Li Tiezhu is gnawing at the rabbit''s head. Yes, these guys can do spicy rabbit''s head, which is also a wonderful work.


    He said, "how''s it going? Two old gentlemen, I''m looking for a good place to eat today?"


    Cao Wang was full of oil: "good, good! Delicious!"


    Wang Fu: "I didn''t expect you to have such a big industry in the United States! It tastes good."


    Li Tiezhu said: "it has nothing to do with me. They are my... Fans. They made a restaurant in my name. I didn''t expect it to be hot. Then they had to give me 10% of the shares. However, I made them a free image spokesman. In fact, I took advantage of it."


    Cao Wang: "you are called exporting Chinese food culture! Well done... Delicious."


    Today''s meal was cooked by Odin himself, and the pickle was prepared by Camilla in advance. If there is no accident, this should be the last stew he made. The future stew is... She made it.


    When the dishes are ready, Odin and Camilla come in with a toast, which is also a rule learned from China.


    The black child took people to guard at the door, even when he returned to the "base", he didn''t relax. If any of the three big men has an accident, they can dislike the earthquake, which is no less influential than a long princess under house arrest in maple leaf country.


    "Sit down and eat together!"


    Li Tiezhu warmly invited two diehard fans. Of course, he won''t admit that they are his own "believers". What does aenpera have to do with me?


    Sleepy dragon and Phoenix baby knew the rules. After a toast, they withdrew without disturbing the big guys to talk about business.


    Cao Wang came to eat and drink today. As he said, he is an old glutton. He doesn''t care about business. He is very concerned about gossip: "iron pillar, why do you borrow so many tanks and armored vehicles? You want to rebel in the United States?"


    Wang Fu rolled his eyes. The fat man was also a psychopath.


    Li Tiezhu said: "used in the concert, this is a program link designed long ago and the most wonderful part of the third concert. Originally, they were going to borrow equipment from the U.S. Army Department. They had all talked about it before, and then they regretted for some reason."


    Cao Wang: "the Americans just don''t keep their word. I tell you, the Americans are paper tigers and are not afraid of them. What song is it with tanks?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in chasing the dream of a child''s heart, the borrowed equipment plays the rice army, and our actors play the support Army."


    Cao Wang: "er... Are you special... Can they lend you equipment? Isn''t this hitting them in the face?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I thought they were shameless."


    Cao Wang held the pig''s feet: "ha ha... Lao Wang, this child is so interesting..."


    Old king Tucao: "you sing well, come to what the American people make complaints about."


    Li Tiezhu: "my name is... Cultural output! Let them face up to the history of being beaten by us."


    Lao Wang: "did they let you play like this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is called freedom."


    Lao Wang nodded deeply: "you''re good! Pay attention to safety. I asked you to have dinner today because the sponsorship of the last concert was discussed by the undertaker. I didn''t know. The money was too small. I''ll talk to you again today... After all, we bidia sold crazy in the West after we stood in Toronto."


    After eating the pig''s hoof, Cao Wang began to rob Li Tiezhu''s rabbit head: "add money! You must add money!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "Mr. Wang, it is everyone''s responsibility to support domestic products. Only when our products go out and become stronger can we lead the world. I just did what I should do. I don''t need to add money, but I need Wang''s help."


    "Say."


    "My godmother has been a little black by the public recently. She is exhausted. She is going to hand over the Hong fund to me. I don''t know anything..."


    "Han Hong?"


    "Yes. Last time she went to help the poor, she was raped by the Internet. She said that she made a show and took pictures, and even stabbed her in the back for the little fresh meat she went with. In a fit of anger, she became ill, and it is estimated that she will have to keep it for a year and a half."


    "I didn''t say anything. I donated $30 million to bidia."


    Lao Wang is graceful.


    Lao Cao was so hot that he took a sip of beer and said, "Yaofu glass donated 200 million. If it''s not enough, come back to me."


    Lao Wang: "are you special..."


    Lao Cao: "what? I have donated more than 20 billion in China, but I still need this 200 million?"


    Lao Wang: "you have money, you are awesome!"


    Wang Fuqi is not light. He doesn''t have no money, but his money should be used for development and innovation. Now at a critical juncture of the new energy revolution, he is falling behind step by step, and he does not dare to relax.


    The new energy revolution is not about the survival of an enterprise, but the rise or fall of a nation.


    Every rise of new world hegemony is due to the leap of productivity, and the only way for the leap of productivity is... Energy revolution. Manpower, coal, oil and electricity are earth shaking events.


    Of course, charity and poverty alleviation are also very important, which means that China will have more help and push ahead of others.


    But he couldn''t spare his hand.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand these great principles. He just felt that Wang Fu donated a little less. He had to donate 300 million himself.


    However, Li Tiezhu also knows that bidia is not easy. How can the world leader be so easy? What? Tesla? A product without brakes? In the field of electric trucks and buses, almost zero brands?


    "Money is not important. I just hope you two can help me push. After all, I have little influence. When Hong fund has activities, I hope you two old gentlemen can help me check."


    Li Tiezhu''s request is very simple.


    Wang Fu: "well, you will be the image ambassador of bidia. We will participate in all the charity actions of Hong foundation."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, old Wang."


    Cao Wang said, "me too!"


    Wang Fuqi was not lightly: "every time you invest in charity, I will invest 10% of your Honghong fund."


    Cao Wang: "me too."


    Wang Fu: "you are a Hu Jianren. What do you say about me?"


    Cao Wang: "tiktok saw it!"


    Throw money? Li Tiezhu wants more than that.


    Li Tiezhu Road: "Thank you! That''s right... My Master Cheng Dalong, Li Xiaojie, Wu Jing, Gu Dale, etc. they are all keen on charity. But before, they all fought their own battles and did a lot of things, but they didn''t have much effect. This is the information I got from chatting with them. Therefore, I decided to... Integrate everyone''s strength and establish a Chinese charity alliance to directly connect with the official , cooperate with the government to complete our great cause of poverty alleviation! My master, Wu Jing and Gu Dale have promised... "


    Wang Fu understood: "bidia will also establish a charity department and join the organization."


    Cao Wang: "me too."


    Wang Fu: "


    The matter has been settled. In fact, it is not difficult. The Chinese government has long been doing poverty alleviation, but the folk forces are slow to follow up.


    Aunt Han Hong asked Li Tiezhu to take charge temporarily, so he was ready to work directly with the government. After all... He doesn''t know anything. He can get twice the result with half the effort by following the people who know it.


    ¡­¡­


    On August 6, the Rocky Mountain dodge stadium was packed with 72000 spectators, and the third stop of Li Tiezhu''s concert tour was in progress.


    Basketball superstar Bryant took his family to sit on the VIP seat under the stage to watch. His 16-year-old daughter was a fan of Li Tiezhu, so his favorite girl crazy Bryant got four VIP tickets for the concert through her contacts.


    Next to little Feixia, there are almost all Hollywood stars, more than 30, including Leonardo, the prince of the water gun.


    In the corner of the VIP seat, there are three Chinese and an American, Cao Wang, Wang Fu, Qin Tao and Mei.


    Qin Tao and mildewed are here to help. Mildewed is going to sing.


    These VIP tickets are all free. They don''t make money, but they won''t lose!


    Because Rocky Mountain is different from other places. There is Hollywood and Grammy.


    It is also one of the places where Li Tiezhu has the greatest influence in beimi.


    Many Hollywood stars are Li Tiezhu''s fans. For example, everyone present today, this is something that Li Tiezhu and his fans can''t predict.


    Who knows how much they love Li Tiezhu''s musical talent.


    Stars are like this, not to mention ordinary fans. It''s called crazy, which is more enthusiastic than Toronto and New York combined.


    Three hours have passed since the concert.


    As we all know, the climax is coming.


    Li Tiezhu, panting, stood on the stage and said in Chinese: "I''m glad to come to rocky mountain again. I like it here. Here I won three Grammy trophies. Moreover, I heard that Kung Fu" I won this year''s Oscar for best foreign language film and best actor. Maybe I''ll do it again. But this time I''m here to sing to you. Next, I''ll bring you a rock song... Chasing a dream of a child. "


    "Woo..."


    "Yeah!"


    "Comang North nose!"


    "Aenpera!"


    Everyone was cheering, and the aenpera cult in the north stand was worshipping again... It was obviously organized by Odin and Camilla.


    Deng Deng


    The prelude sounded.


    Suddenly


    A helicopter suddenly descended on the baseball field and blew it up!


    This is a surprise! Every concert of Li Tiezhu has new ideas in the first, middle and last three paragraphs, which are not the same. This is one of the reasons why fans still have to come to see the scene after watching a lot of live broadcasts.


    Bryant shrugged. "Wow! That''s cool!"


    The eldest daughter dement said: "no! I think this is a very bad design. The helicopter is too unsafe! Although I like Ian Pera very much..."


    Boom!


    The helicopter exploded in the air, like a blooming flower... Solving problems.


    Everyone knows that this is the effect of the program. It costs a lot of money!


    On the ground, two actors are performing soldiers operating anti-aircraft guns. They should shoot down the helicopter.


    Bryant was startled: "it''s not safe, Damon. You''re right!"


    Damont: "you don''t take a helicopter."


    Bryant: don''t sit down! Ian perra scared me


    At this time, a "hilltop" stood up and a figure blew a trumpet: "Dudu, Dudu..."


    The sharp voice makes people''s scalp numb.


    Yes... Charge!


    Li Tiezhu personally sounded the charge horn that frightened them at the Dodge stadium in Rocky Mountain, USA!

 Chapter 796

    The vast majority of the 72000 Americans on the scene did not know what the charge was. In their eyes, it was just an imaginative and shocking show. As for the sound of the trumpet... It was cool!


    More helicopters fly over the stage and shoot at the anti-aircraft guns on the ground. Although it is only a special effect, it is also realistic enough.


    The lights in the whole stadium were very dark. Bullets flew over people''s heads. A helicopter exploded in the air. Someone was charging on the stage. The charging people fell one by one. Finally... Li Tiezhu, who blew the charge, also fell.


    The sound of the charge stopped suddenly!


    "No..."


    The audience held their heads and shouted.


    Dozens of tanks and armored vehicles rushed from the opposite side and stopped, firing a row of shells, which poured on the infantry position. There are only two real tanks and two armored vehicles. The others are paper shell props, but they look very realistic under the treatment of light.


    "Oh..."


    "God! We lost..."


    "It''s not fair!"


    "Why don''t we have tanks and planes?"


    "Don''t charge, there are heavy weapons opposite..."


    "Kadpris..."


    "Damn devil! Have the ability to come out of the tank to duel!"


    "Ian perra must not be dead ~"


    "Change quickly! Ian perra! Blow them up!"


    The American audience obviously didn''t know which side was their own. They were miserable that the infantry regiment was defeated by the Armored Regiment.


    According to the thinking of Americans, Li Tiezhu should turn into a superhero at this time.


    In fact, four of the five Americans did not know about the Korean War.


    Because Hollywood is embarrassed to shoot, to write more in textbooks, and happy students are embarrassed to learn more.


    Off the stage, Wang Fu and Cao Wang looked at each other and felt very strange. Li Tiezhu performed in the United States to beat the American devils? Dog guts! Besides, the American guy under the stage also tilted his ass?


    Damont shouted, "kill those iron boxes! Comon, stand up and kill them..."


    Bryant said, "Hey, dement, before swearing, I think you need to know which side is your own."


    He knows this history. The real top athletes have never been an idiot, except Balotelli.


    Damont: "it''s obvious that the devil drives the tank! Dad, heroes protect the weak."


    Bryant: "crooked goose ~ you have a certain truth, but the rice army drives the tank."


    Leonardo took out his water gun and stood up to the tank: "go to hell! Dada dada... Whew ~ Bang..."


    When a man plays with a gun, he must bring his own voice.


    Jennifer opened her mouth wide. "Oh, MAIGA! It''s incredible that Ian perra moved the battlefield to the stage."


    After a round of artillery, the stage lights darkened again until they completely disappeared.


    Deng Deng


    A song came from the darkness:


    Where is the world full of flowers


    If it really exists, then I will go


    I want to stand on the highest mountain


    I don''t care if it''s a cliff


    Under the spotlight, Li Tiezhu, a ragged man, was shot in the chest. He looked very realistic, and the trumpet was still hanging around his neck.


    Pop pop


    "Woo -"


    Warm applause and cheers rang out. They liked the performance very much.


    Then another spotlight hit a man. He got up from the ground, dressed in a ragged white cloak, limped with a gun and rushed towards the other party''s tank and plane.


    Dada dada


    The man was taken away by a string of bullets and fell dead.


    Audience:


    "No..."


    "It''s cruel."


    "When on earth will you change?"


    "Stop singing and beat those mecha monsters."


    "The performance made my scalp numb."


    Li Tiezhu stood behind all the soldiers and continued to sing:


    Live hard, love hard, even if it''s painful


    Don''t ask anyone to be satisfied, just be worthy of yourself


    About the ideal, I never choose to give up


    Even in the gray days


    On the man who was knocked down, a tube shaped building slowly rose, very old.


    The American audience suddenly let out a cry of surprise.


    "Wow ~"


    Can you still do this?


    Not far away, three people helped each other to get up and rushed with explosive bags.


    Bang


    They were "killed" by enemy shells.


    A tall building rose where they were "killed in battle".


    Under the stage, Wang Fu and Cao Wang have burst into tears. Maybe they can really bring in the 72000 audience. They know... It''s not easy.


    As the song continued, many soldiers stood up, marched forward bravely, and fell on the road of charging. Where they "sacrifice", there will always be more buildings, including hospitals, schools, residential buildings, parks, shops, amusement parks


    These buildings are out of proportion. The residential building is not as high as Li Tiezhu, but it is very beautiful.


    While singing, Li Tiezhu pushed forward with the edge of the rise of buildings. Soldiers fell and new buildings rose.


    Keep running (broken sound)


    With the pride of a child


    How can you see the shine of life without sticking to it


    It''s better to burn than linger


    It will sprout again one day


    After the first half que is sung, a small town has been formed in one corner of the stage.


    Suddenly, a group of children with schoolbags appeared in the small town. They threw their schoolbags aside, playing marbles, fan pictures and jumping house on the ground. They were very happy.


    Those soldiers who fell to the ground were horizontal between the enemy''s tanks and planes, with heaven on one side and purgatory on the other.


    Li Tiezhu stands on the edge of heaven and hell.


    The audience has understood the meaning of the performance and applauded sincerely. They like the anti war performance. It is too imaginative and the effect is shocking.


    "It''s so cool!"


    "I think this should be a real war."


    "It could happen in Nanbang or Annan."


    "Aenpera is always so charming."


    "This is the best performance I''ve ever seen."


    "I cried."


    "I think maybe the devil over there is our country."


    "Never mind him! Fuck Millikan!"


    The fallen soldiers slowly stood up, some picked up their guns and lay down, some climbed onto the anti-aircraft machine gun console, some were packing explosive bags, and others were sorting out scattered grenades.


    Under the stage, little plum''s water gun was empty and murmured, "who is the devil? Don''t they know what giving up is?"


    Damont also asked his father, "Dad, are we the villains?"


    Bryant: "I don''t know. To be honest, we should respect the winner. Obviously, the winner is not us."


    Damont: "I''ve studied this history before. At that time, I didn''t understand why they were not afraid of death. Now when I see those cities and children, I think I understand."


    Bryant: "if you had the greatest civilization, would you give in?"


    Suddenly, the soldiers on the stage stopped, turned around and looked at the small town behind them, the children playing happily in the city.


    Li Tiezhu continued to sing:


    The future is always calling me


    Even if only pain is accompanied, move forward bravely


    I want to sail in the bluest sea there


    Never mind whether you can return it or not


    The song was adapted and should have continued to sing here, but Li Tiezhu made a pause here, a very stiff pause. The singing and accompaniment stopped, and the sound of guns did not exist. Only the laughter of children playing games.


    Then, Li Tiezhu picked up the trumpet in front of his chest and sounded the charge:


    Doodle doodle


    The war flared up again.


    Dada dada


    Boom!


    "Rush..."


    Anti aircraft guns, machine guns, rifles, grenades, explosive bags, tank guns, helicopter guns... All weapons fire at the same time.


    When the music sounded, Li Tiezhu continued to sing:


    Depressed after failure


    That''s a sign of cowardice


    As long as you have a breath, please clench your fists


    Before dawn


    We must be braver


    Waiting for the most dazzling moment at sunrise


    People kept falling, and enemy tanks or planes were blown up.


    The pace of war suddenly became fast.


    The speed of the rise of cities also followed quickly, spreading rapidly from the direction of small cities to the enemy''s positions.


    The first skyscraper stood up.


    Huge commercial centers appear in the city.


    A highway crossed the plain.


    The world''s largest telescope appears in the valley.


    The first high-speed train passed the edge of the city.


    The city advanced rapidly along the "bones" of the soldiers.


    Run forward


    In the face of cold eyes and ridicule


    How can we feel the vastness of life without suffering


    Fate can''t make us kneel down and beg for mercy


    Even if blood spills all over my arms


    After the soldiers "died", they gathered in a place where the light could not shine. At this time, the light was bright. Hundreds of soldiers were holding a bomb bag, while there were only four tanks and an armored vehicle opposite.


    The charge signal sounded again: doodle doodle


    More than 100 people rushed towards the last enemy, and the sound of guns rang out, even over the music.


    People kept falling, but no one stopped charging.


    The audience at the scene was completely crazy. I didn''t care if the demon king was me, and began to shout:


    "That''s it, North nose, kill them!"


    "Fuck Millikan!"


    "Blow up those bastards hiding in tanks..."


    "Pull out their intestines and make flowers!"


    "Invincible army, rush -"


    "I love you, kill!"


    "Defeat the tank monster and liberate Milligan!"


    But a group of audience were so calm that they didn''t fit in with the fanatical fans around them.


    Odin and Camilla wept silently, and hundreds of people behind them also looked solemn


    We all understand!


    The great aenpera!


    This is the Oracle you gave us!


    We see!


    We will build the most beautiful paradise on earth under the end of the day. For this goal, we will be as brave and fearless as the soldiers on the stage!


    Finally, several soldiers rushed to the front of the tank to detonate the explosive bag.


    Boom!


    Bang


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    The huge explosion, with skyrocketing fireworks, bloomed and then returned to the darkness.


    The city''s buildings continue to spread towards the dark area, and the architectural style is more beautiful. The last single building is a gorgeous and huge airport.


    Keep running


    With the pride of a child


    How can you see the shine of life without sticking to it


    It''s better to burn than to linger


    For the beauty of my heart


    Don''t compromise until you get old

 Chapter 797

    With the end of the song, the stage presents a prosperous and picturesque scene.


    This prosperous time is as you wish!


    The applause and screams of the audience were overwhelming. Even though many people had seen that Li Tiezhu was carrying private goods, they were still moved because they were always substituted into it.


    At first, they thought the performance was a battle. Later, they found it was a war. Later, they found that it was actually a magnificent history. Finally, they found that it was the revival of a great civilization.


    "Epic performance!"


    "Great design, great creativity!"


    "Superstar Ian Pera..."


    "Cow force!"


    "Cow force!"


    Although I don''t know what bull force means, this slogan will ring out when the audience can no longer express their emotions in words since Toronto station.


    That''s good. Crooked nuts can say it''s awesome.


    The stars at the VIP table also stood up and applauded. This was the first time that the concert came. After all, they were all big names. They didn''t cross their legs very much, Li Tiezhu.


    Uncle Liu Huade said that he hates the VIP audience in front of him. He doesn''t interact with you at all. He looks like Uncle one by one.


    Qin Tao, who rubbed into the VIP seat, was also excited and shouted at a group of foreign devils around him: "Li Tiezhu is my brother! Cow force Shanshan! He was brought into the entertainment industry by me. I really have eyes like a torch! Tiezhu can pee upside down..."


    Mildewy clapped and looked at Qin Tao who was not fat. His eyes were shining. Li Tiezhu was lucky to have a brother like Qin.


    In the vast sea of people, there are occasionally a few black haired and black eyed viewers who have burst into tears.


    "Three grams of oil, three grams of oil, Ricky..."


    Li Tiezhu took off his ragged coat and handed it to the actor who was evacuating next to him. He gave the trumpet to another actor, then helped Mike to the front of the stage and thanked the audience.


    Chen Xiaofei translated: "thank you, thank you very much... Huh?"


    Why should I translate Chinese?


    Sure enough, after staying with Li Tiezhu for a long time, will his intelligence fluctuate?


    Li Tiezhu, naked, switched to Chinese and said, "I can see that everyone likes the performance just now. I''m glad you like it. I''m sure you all know that I''m a talk show actor with good Kung Fu and can sing and act."


    Chen Xiaofei translated truthfully.


    The scene laughed. Who hasn''t seen the funny scene of Ian perra? Tiktok is full of his collection and ghost videos.


    Li Tiezhu said, "many people are not optimistic about my global concert because I can''t speak English, French and Italian. Moreover, I only have half an English song. In addition, I can''t dance."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Stop it, stop it! Ian perra! Stop it..."


    The audience began to boo.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m sorry, I can''t understand English."


    "Dance! Dance..."


    Some foreign students shouted Chinese, and a group of foreigners followed.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "well, since you strongly request, I''ll give you an axe gang in Kung Fu."


    Then Li Tiezhu took off one of his shoes and took it in his hand as an axe.


    When the music sounded, Li Tiezhu began to dance.


    "Hahaha..."


    This time, Li Tiezhu didn''t fall.


    "Whoa..."


    Li Tiezhu put on his shoes: "before coming to beimi, a friend bet with me whether I could speak talk show (crosstalk) at the concert in the United States. I don''t know the language. It''s difficult to rely on translation."


    Hearing the translation, the audience began to coax again.


    Li Tiezhu: "but I''m fearless Ian Pera! The difficulty is right. Next, I''ll bring you a stand up crosstalk and let me have a good rest. In addition, the scene of that song was too big just now. It takes a long time to pack up the props."


    "Komang, I like to hear you beep."


    "Yeah, come on, talk show!"


    "It''s not like a period of Kung Fu."


    "Say it, I like your abs."


    "Tear resistant! I want to sleep with him!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you must be curious about why I spend part of my profits on charity in every concert. In fact, it''s very simple, because this is something I can''t do in China. But in maple leaf country and America, the atmosphere here is very suitable. After all, I can''t give a little money to beggars when I walk on the streets of China, because... There are no beggars."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "When I was a child, I was happy all day when I gave beggars some money, because it made me feel sublimated! I like to help others and often donate money in China. However, I found it more and more difficult. Once I suddenly wanted to get an apartment for the adoption of tramps and homeless people. They regarded me as a real estate speculator because of the real estate I built It is very likely that no one will check in. "


    "Hahaha..."


    "Later, my friends and I were going to help some farmers in the mountains, help them dig wells, help them build roads, help them transform their houses and get a solar water heater... When we went there, we found that they all moved to villas at the foot of the mountain, used tap water and drove vans..."


    "Ha ha..."


    "Then I heard the Americans say that the cotton pickers in western Xinjiang were squeezed. I was very angry and sent someone to help them. Then I found that the cotton fields were full of machines working, so... We paid for free to lubricate the machines. The machines were too hard."


    "Ha..."


    "I''ve made a lot of money, but I can''t donate it, which makes me very distressed! Why give me billions of troubles? It''s unfair! I''m going to build roads, repair houses, send home appliances and cars to my hometown, which is also a remote countryside... But many of them don''t want to go back, because they buy houses in the city, just like me."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Just when I was distressed, my friend showed me a video of a corpse in Philadelphia. I was... As happy as a child! I love America! This time, I will donate 10% of my profits to build shelters, buy food, drinking water and... Dama for them."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Cow force!"


    Li Tiezhu held a smile, and the Americans were patriotic. But they loved their own official. Li Tiezhu did not make complaints about their patriotism.


    "Everything is so free in the United States. The commander even talks about talk shows and plays golf."


    "Woo..."


    "Ha ha ha!"


    "That''s good. If your commander-in-chief is a Chinese, I''ll tell you, you''re finished! He can''t speak talk show, play golf, or even English, but what''s the matter? He can... Play table tennis."


    "Hahaha..."


    "A 50-60-year-old Chinese grandfather beat the players of your national table tennis team all over the ground looking for teeth. And he, with his waist crossed, said, you draw with some force, I''m ok."


    "Hahaha..."


    "He will also change your lifestyle. What? Shops are closed on weekends? No, you must be open 24 hours a day, all year round. It took four years to build a bridge and discuss its name? No, it''s directly repaired. It''s called the civilization bridge or the people''s bridge."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Sounds cool!"


    "I think we really need a Chinese commander."


    "It''s not over yet! Think about your dog. Do you want to take it out? No! You need to have a dog license and tie the reins, otherwise you will be caught by the professional dog catching team and fined. Do you think this is over? You must also write an 800 word review and read it out in public."


    "Oh! Comun, kill me!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Do you know what the most terrible thing is? He will make you a five-year plan and easily come up with another 50 year strategy. Therefore, your GDP will soar by 10% every year, so that a book called the collapse of the United States will be popular in other countries."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Cool goose ~"


    "The key is that in another 20 years, the theory of the collapse of the United States has collapsed, and the United States has not yet collapsed. At this time, a new book, the theory of the threat of the United States, will appear."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "So, believe me, you don''t need a Chinese commander. Otherwise, many of you in public will... Suffer because of too much money!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "At that time, if you want to give beggars some money, you will find that there are no beggars in America since when?"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Woo..."


    "Tear resistant!"


    "This is the best talk show I''ve ever heard!"


    "Ian Pera is too clever."


    "Come and be the commander!"


    Li Tiezhu is talking nonsense. Unexpectedly, after being translated by Chen Xiaofei, he can make these American people laugh. That''s enough. Tuyi music, the stage is almost cleaned up and you can continue the concert.


    Li Tiezhu said, "well, next, continue to sing and bring you a preface to Lanting."


    The audience quit and shouted for the talk show.


    Well... I''ve never heard of it.


    Is it the return of crosstalk?


    Well, let''s do another paragraph. Anyway, Li Tiezhu is very good at boasting and forcing. He never needs to make a draft:


    "Do you want to say more? I''m afraid the FBI has arrived at the gate of the stadium."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "But it doesn''t matter. Maybe they didn''t grab the ticket!"


    "Woo..."


    "I once asked my agent if I would be arrested for a crooked nut. I supported black life expensive in the United States, donated to the homeless in Philadelphia, and ridiculed the commander at the concert. He said, I don''t deserve it."


    "Hahaha..."


    "If you want to be caught in the United States, you must be either the eldest princess of a technology company or the face blind boss of super e-commerce. After thinking about it, I have no other qualified place except face blindness... I should not be caught. Moreover, I paid taxes for my concert!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "If, I mean, if I get caught. So, what about the video for the next concert? I sing it to everyone, and then a guy with a map next to me comes to borrow a lighter. It''s cool to think about it!"


    "Whoa..."


    "Dada dada..."


    Leonardo doesn''t know where to fill the water gun. He zips at Li Tiezhu. He''s so close that he really zips.


    This scene appeared on the big screen, and the audience laughed crazy again.


    Li Tiezhu wiped the water on his face and looked at the little plum: "uncle, come up and I''ll teach you Kung Fu, okay?"


    Leonardo was afraid of being beaten: "no, no..."


    Then, he was pushed to the edge of the stage by a group of Hollywood stars. Bryant himself resisted him, and little plum was unable to resist.

 Chapter 798

    Little plum was confused. Why did he come on stage? He could not help holding his pink water gun, a little square.


    Li Tiezhu was also stupid. He just said casually. Why did you really get him up? Can''t I beat him? Few people can beat it twice. Now it''s 72000 pairs of eyes staring at it, not to mention more Americans watching the live broadcast in front of the TV.


    What''s more, the staff handed Leonardo a microphone.


    Leonardo: Watt


    Li Tiezhu smiled tiger like: "uncle, do you have any talent when you come on stage?"


    Leonardo: just call me Xiao Li


    Yo, can you speak Chinese?


    Also, in recent years, little plums have come to China to make money. They have to show Chinese and calligraphy every time. Although it''s not very good, domestic audiences just like it.


    This is the same reason that Li Tiezhu came to the United States to show Sichuan English.


    The audience did not understand, but there was an interpreter.


    They laughed before they finished the translation. The audience all over the world looked like a bird. It was not too big to watch the excitement. They all watched how it ended.


    Backstage, Justin, Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian all smiled vaguely:


    "Hahaha..."


    "Brother Zhu was Zi by the water gun, ha ha!"


    "Is that guy really Leonardo? I''m afraid it''s not a fake!"


    "What Bryant carried up should not be a fake."


    "Sleeping trough... Can he speak Chinese?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my name is Li, too..."


    Leonardo: then we were a family five hundred years ago


    Shentemo is a family.


    The little plum will not be straightened directly for Li Tiezhu.


    Get him down?


    The audience is certainly not happy. Moreover, looking at the posture of the goods, it seems that they don''t want to go down


    Li Tiezhu could only harden his head and said, "can you sing my song?"


    Leonardo finally switched back to ingrich: "if I said no, would you hit me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I... I said it''s inappropriate for you to come up and go down without doing anything. If you can sing, let''s sing a chorus."


    Leonardo: "I''ll the most beautiful song of psychosis."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    All right!


    This is also a neuropathy.


    Obviously, he''s not serious when he looks like a ghost.


    Then... Sing.


    So, the atmosphere became active again, the song sounded, and the singing skill of little plum was... Touching.


    But the audience, regardless of these, also screamed. This is one of the few songs they can sing with except kiss goodbye.


    After singing a song, the water gun Prince seems to be reluctant to part with it.


    Li Tiezhu robbed him of his gun and choked him down.


    The concert continues.


    Camilla suddenly said to Odin, "sleepy dragon, why did Ian perra invite Leonardo to sing?"


    Odin thought: "well... This is a question worth pondering."


    "It''s singing the song of the mentally ill. I think he''s suggesting that our pompous and degenerate entertainment industry has corrupted our young people."


    "You are really enlightened!"


    "Therefore, we should stipulate in the religion that followers are not allowed to follow stars, except Ian perra!"


    "That''s right! We''ll revise the rules when we go back..."


    "Now I feel that life has become pure. When I come back from Thailand, it will be more pure."


    "We''ll take good care of you then! Brother!"


    "Yes!"


    Camilla suddenly felt a little cold on her back. She turned her head and saw only Odin''s encouraging eyes.


    At this time, Qin Tao came to the backstage of the concert. Justin, Yi Xiaomao, Zhou Qian and all the staff stood up and saluted to show their respect.


    Qin Tao said with a smile, "Why are you so polite? Sit, sit..."


    People roll their eyes. Are we giving you face? We''re trying to save face. Who are you?


    Mildewy has been brainwashed. He doesn''t realize it. He only thinks that his man is a bully in the Chinese entertainment circle. No, he''s the boss behind the scenes. Li Tiezhu, Guo gangde and Xiao Yueyue all rely on Qin Tao to help steer. That''s what he said... Deep power and fame.


    Mummy is responsible for the finale performance tonight. Now come and start making up. Qin Tao is playing games.


    Justin and others continue the discussion just now. One of them is responsible for warming up and the other two are responsible for earning rest time for Li Tiezhu. Now the concert has entered the final stage and they have completed their work task.


    "Xiao Mao, you said brother Zhu did this. Hot blood is hot blood. Will there be a problem?"


    "What''s the problem?"


    "Will it affect bilateral relations?"


    "Do you still use influence?"


    "Will the American government not allow us to continue the concert?"


    "There''s only one last stop left. I have to ask Houston if he agrees. There''s a lot of income in the city after a concert."


    "And the sponsors!"


    "I always feel a little too cruel..."


    "That''s right. I have goose bumps backstage."


    "I thought the rabbit version of" chasing a dream with a naked child''s heart "was enough to hang, but I didn''t expect..."


    "Brother Zhu, eternal God!"


    Justin couldn''t help worrying. He asked the makeup artist in English, "Hey, Taylor, what do you Americans think of that performance just now?"


    Mildewed said in Xichuan dialect, "don''t worry about them. The Chinese people will be happy. The Americans are all silly people. Don''t worry about those."


    Justin was surprised. This one was compared with me. He couldn''t help looking at Qin Tao in worship.


    Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian on one side suddenly felt that Qin Tao... Had something.


    Qin Tao bowed his head to play games and hid his merit and reputation.


    Justin also switched to Xichuan Dialect: "I heard that some Americans are extreme. Will they..."


    Mildewy was also a little worried. He said to Qin Tao, "brother Tao, do you have a hall in the United States?"


    Qin Tao: "little idea."


    Musty said, "don''t be careless. The public security here has always been bad..."


    Qin Tao raised his head and stared at her: "are you teaching me to do things?"


    Mildewed quickly shook his head: "no, no... I believe you!"


    Qin Tao bowed his head and continued to play the game. However, he was killed by the random bombing of Tianjiang justice.


    Justin, Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian look at each other. Is Taoge so powerful?


    Coming out soon, mummy began to adjust his breathing.


    Qin Tao said, "be careful, don''t lower the grade of my brother''s concert, you know?"


    Mildewy: "know, know."


    Justin and Zhou Qian began to whisper.


    Yi Xiaomao suddenly thought of sister Xiuhong, who likes to lead the work. Why can Tiezhu and Qin Tao shake the tiger''s body? I can only be shocked? There must be some key technology missing!


    So he approached Qin Tao secretly: "brother Tao, come and smoke, I''ll light a fire for you, and you play games..."


    The concert ended successfully, and the effect was better than the previous two times combined.


    But Yi Xiaomao was distracted. He didn''t come back until he was pulled back to the hotel for dinner and celebration. He drank the wine perfunctorily and continued to digest the "peerless martial arts" taught by brother Taoge.


    "As long as you can handle the heat well, let her... Not up and down every time, and you sit still and sit on the Diaoyutai! She has to listen to what you say. Over time..."


    Yi Xiaomao... Gradually realized.


    ¡­¡­


    As soon as the concert ended, it boarded the hot search in China.


    "Li Tiezhu sounded the charge in the United States!"


    "Rocky Mountain: stage a Chinese epic program."


    "Blood soaked mountain and river version of" chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart. "


    "Brother Zheng brought the Korean War to the stage."


    Wait, it''s almost all about this concert and "chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart".


    Before long, the four hour Rocky Mountain concert soon appeared on the domestic network. It was just noon Chinese time. Many netizens came to worship when they heard the news. Almost all of them fast forward to the moment when the charge number sounded.


    Therefore, the barrage of this paragraph is particularly dense. It is all text and can''t see what to play.


    "Cow force..."


    "Lying trough, loser burst!"


    "Serious brother is invincible!"


    "Li Tiezhu will always drop God..."


    "When the charge horn sounded, I burst into tears."


    "This program is very creative. The sacrificed soldiers hold up the starting point of China''s rebirth with their lives."


    "Tearful eyes..."


    "Pay tribute to your predecessors."


    "This prosperous time is as you wish!"


    "I just want to ask... Who else?"


    "This is a superstar! This is a superstar!"


    "Serious brother is not afraid of not coming back in the United States?"


    "Counsellor is not a serious brother."


    "It''s just stage performance design. No one said it was Mi Jun!"


    "Did I hear an American shouting ''defeat the tank monster and liberate Milligan'' in English?"


    "There is no sense of disobedience in bringing the enemy into Japan."


    "How to make an iron pillar without evidence?"


    "When the government pushed Li Tiezhu, some people were sour and didn''t look at their virtue."


    "I''ve been lucky to catch up with Li Tiezhu since his debut."


    "I''m not wrong."


    "That urban agglomeration makes my blood boil."


    Then, the domestic public figures began to be weird, especially on the Weibo side, it was more and more sour.


    Xiao Zuo: "the polluted art is no longer pure art. Li Tiezhu will only humiliate the Chinese people."


    Big banana: "Li Tiezhu is doing a war wolf concert, which has seriously damaged the reputation and image of the majority of Chinese artists, and will only make the Americans think we are all extremists."


    The little bitch on the moon smashed: "in this peaceful era, it''s really no pattern to make such a show."


    Not Xiao Chen: "friendly Americans came to the concert, but they were fed a mouthful of shit... It is suggested to block Li Tiezhu."


    These four are big V accounts, which attracted many netizens to abuse. At the same time, unexpectedly, some people began to follow suit and agree, which once caused a hot curse war on the Internet.


    Wu Litao danced the most happily. For the sake of master''s reputation, he crazy online diss those big V''s, and @ song Zhuer and Li Tiezhu, let them quarrel quickly.


    Songzhuer is too lazy to pay attention to him. I despise such a small-scale scolding war.


    Li Tiezhu ignored the silly disciple.


    Curse hammer curse!


    Never beep if you can move your hand.


    At 2:30 a.m. U.S. time, Li Tiezhu Tianhu happily asked the others to continue playing. He wanted to do a wave of things.


    Li Tiezhu''s official Weibo directly announced: "It''s better to be a war wolf than lick a dog! I, Li Tiezhu, report the Weibo big V @ Xiaozuo, @ big banana, @ little bitch on the moon, @ not Xiao Chen, but 500000 people walking. At the same time of the Weibo release, Li Tiezhu studio''s Kyoto headquarters immediately reported to relevant departments and assisted in the investigation. It is hereby declared that I refuse to accept any form of apology from the above four people and use law and things Speak up! "


    Instant fire, directly boarded the Weibo hot search first.


    The comment area is even more lively:


    "Jieqi!"


    "The cow forced me, brother Zhu!"


    "Xu Sanduo: I just want to report you and hit me, fool?"


    "It must be half a million walking!"


    "Strict investigation!"


    "I was disgusted to death by those big V just now. Now, I feel comfortable immediately!"


    "I have to fight brother Zhu. Ha ha! Handsome."


    "Come and learn from your master! @ Wu Litao."


    "Report directly, hahaha, it''s too chicken show."


    "This wave of operation almost killed me."


    "Refuse to accept an apology, 666!"


    "Take a screenshot and forward it to those male maggots..."


    "The most terrible thing is that Li Tiezhu didn''t report personal attacks, rumors and slanders. He just walked 500000!"


    "So brother Zhu is still your uncle!"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t have a Weibo number, but the company does. He has the highest authority.


    As he said, at this time, the legal department of Li Tiezhu''s studio was working and immediately reported it, and... The legal department of penguin headquarters in East Guangdong also moved.


    Nanshan pizza hut is going wild.


    After Li Tiezhu tweeted, he handed the matter over to Zhang Xiaomeng.


    And he is playing mahjong with Bryant and little plum. Inexplicably, there is another Xiaobei. Xiaobei didn''t come to the concert. He was called by little plum.


    Qin Tao is also on the card table. Mildews are watching. Zhou Qian is also there. Justin and Yi Xiaomao dare not go to the table in the face of a group of superstars.


    Of course, it''s Xichuan mahjong.


    Little plum''s card style is very coquettish. He loses more and wins less. Beckham is elegant and steady. He wins less and loses more. It''s that Bryant was taught well by O''Neill and won a lot of money.


    Why do these people get together?


    For business, of course.


    It''s true. After all, no one is a gambler.


    It was Bryant who wanted to organize a charity competition to educate African children.


    Naturally, there are many basketball stars he can invite. However, inviting ten is almost as influential as saving him. What he needs more is leaders in other fields, so as to maximize his influence.


    So he fell in love with Leonardo, Beckham and Li Tiezhu.


    The Games were held in the United States, Britain and China. Bryant played an excellent abacus. He went to Britain to call Xiao Bei, went to China to call Li Tiezhu, and little plum from the United States came out.


    Xiaobei didn''t refuse, but Li Tiezhu made a condition.


    Bryant: "Yao chicken! Tell me what conditions."


    Li Tiezhu: "bang! Eight cylinders must give me a chance to dunk. The more, the better."


    Bryant: "


    Xiaobei: "two barrels. I have to add this condition, or I won''t come."


    Leonardo: "and me, too."


    Bryant scratched his head. "David, how tall are you?"


    Xiaobei: "183."


    "Li, what about you?"


    ¡°180.5¡£¡±


    "Xiao Li."


    "180. Well, 178 without shoes."


    "Well... Try your best. Anyway, the opportunity will be given to you. It''s up to you whether you can make it or not."


    "Good!"


    In Oumi, both literary stars and sports stars are very keen on charity. It''s not how kind they are. In fact, this is a kind of business.


    Li Tiezhu rejects public welfare as business at home, but who cares about it abroad? What if I sincerely help crooked nuts?


    Shit!


    Is it not good to help the government get rid of poverty with this spare time?


    As for the profits donated at each stop, hey hey... If you don''t donate, people will have means to force you to spit it out.


    Sister MI and old Penguin horse personally pointed it out.


    Li Tiezhu took the lead in giving charity. Those greedy people have no excuse, and the object of his donation can disgust them.


    This is special. It''s called war wolf charity!


    After the time and details of the charity game were finalized, the card game broke up. Bryant should just be able to see the sun at 4 a.m. when he walked out of the hotel.


    Xiao Li and Xiao Bei ask Li Tiezhu to go to the nightclub. Li Tiezhu politely refuses. It can''t be cheaper, Waiguo girl.


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, noon.


    Li Tiezhu got up late, but he insisted on running five kilometers on the hotel treadmill. He didn''t dare to run outside for fear of being shot in the head.


    At his concert last night, on the other side of the Rocky Mountain, a handsome brother drove his car and shot all the way, killing and injuring passers-by.


    So that a member of the Rocky Mountain rifle Club ran to the main road early in the morning to protest.


    The theme of the protest is... Expelling Ian perra!


    Yes, they didn''t care about the chic brother and the dead and injured last night. Even if they talked about that topic, they would only despise the chic brother. How can you kill with a pistol? You should have an automatic rifle!


    This is a white left organization. They hated the performance of "chasing a dream of a child''s heart" at Li Tiezhu''s concert last night and that talk show. Some even shouted the slogan of arresting Li Tiezhu.


    At this time, Bai Zuo, holding flags and signs, came to the downstairs of the hotel where Li Tiezhu stayed.


    Li Tiezhu was still running on the treadmill. Through the window, he saw dozens of people below.


    Yes, dozens of people.


    It is said that there were hundreds of people at the beginning. Later, when everyone was tired, they went to eat hamburgers and drink coke. Only a few of them still insisted. He looks weak and hungry. It''s estimated that he won''t last long.


    Li Tiezhu asked the black baby around him, "don''t these people go to work?"


    Hei wa''er: "they get relief money. When they go to work, they don''t have relief money. Moreover, the income they can find is not as good as relief money."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "how do these people deal with it? When they break up?"


    Black child: "brother long and brother Feng, no, Sister Feng has arranged. Brother Zhu, you can wait until you see a good play."


    Then, someone shouted the slogan of "gun shark Ian Pella". This slogan was awesome. It was very infectious. Soon, dozens of people shouted along with it.


    On the contrary, the boss in front is trying to stop it, but he can''t stop it at all.


    Black waer smiled, took out his cell phone and began to call the police. He said that the boss of the club below said he wanted gun shark Li Tiezhu, which was a death threat.


    Even more outrageous, more than a dozen police cars came in half a minute, dispersing large troops and arresting leaders.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "is this over?"


    Heiwa''er: "it''s not over yet. Their club is actually selling books. The police car will find it. Even if we can''t find it, we''ll help them find it."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "they shouldn''t be incited by you?"


    The black child didn''t hide: "yes! We should control this association, clean it up and keep it for big things in the future."


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you know when the end will come?"


    Downstairs, the police threw tear gas and the rubber bullets flew wildly. Many people fled, screaming and exciting.


    The black child looked worried: "no, we have no clue."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t understand zombies. However, I heard that the Americans received 731. Maybe the end is related to biological and chemical weapons?"


    The black child suddenly came to light: "yes! It was indeed Ian Pera! Brother long said that the end would start in the United States, but I can''t tell why. The logic would be perfect if you said so."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "what did I say?"


    Downstairs, the leaders of the demonstration were stuffed into the police car and pulled away. The scattered fart people came back, eating hamburgers and drinking coke... Mobs.


    Because of the demonstration, Li Tiezhu''s team did not leave today, but all rested in the hotel.


    Black children transferred more security forces to ensure that everything is safe.


    ¡­¡­


    At this time, it was night at home.


    The four well-known big V of Weibo suddenly began to apologize and @ Li Tiezhu said that they were just confused for a while, young people were not sensible, and so on.


    Li Tiezhu ignored, and the company continued to promote reporting and investigation.


    But tiktok was in a Tucao with a trembling voice: "young people do not make complaints about this pot, we are not traitors!"


    For a time, the crowd was excited, and an overwhelming number of netizens asked tietouwa to come out and beat those male maggots to death.


    Then, the official news released: some big V microblog are cooperating with the investigation.


    AI Dajin, who hasn''t been bubbling for a long time, forwarded an American news that Li Tiezhu caused anger and resentment in the United States. People took to the streets to protest and demand the arrest of Li Tiezhu.


    Netizens asked, what about the good freedom of speech?


    Male maggots say, the people are the biggest! Even American officials dare not offend these vocal people. They have to offer and coax delicious food and drink.


    Then the slap came.


    Wu Litao has learned well and directly reprints the latest news of an American official media:


    Dozens of activists marched, were expelled by police with tear gas and arrested several leaders. According to the preliminary evidence available to the police, they may be sentenced to years of imprisonment


    There are also pictures. There are pictures and truth.


    Finally, Wu Litao hinted that AI Dajin was walking for 500000, which was a little wild.


    Pop pop


    My face hurts!


    Netizens once again mocked AI Dajin: your American father suppressed their own people in order to protect Li Tiezhu, ha ha


    AI Dajin flew to the United States all night. He always thought that Wu Litao might really report him.


    However, Wu Litao did not do so.


    The next morning, the big news came: AI, a passing artist with a green card, was repatriated by the rice side because he was found out to be lying. At present, he is flying back to China.


    Netizen hi explosion: your father doesn''t want you! Ha ha ha


    (here''s a six thousand word chapter! I don''t know how long this chapter will live.)

 Chapter 799

    Compared with the heated discussion and even abuse in China, Li Tiezhu''s performance at the concert did not bring any excessive interpretation. Even the major media are still deliberately cooling down. Since the American people have forgotten the war, don''t mention it again.


    If you don''t mention it, I don''t mention it, it doesn''t exist. Ha ha ha.


    For example, the well-known radio station CNM, even more ingeniously, linked the performance of "chasing a dream and a child''s heart" with the American dream, saying that Li Tiezhu was praising the great course of the rise of the United States in the war.


    It''s shameless enough. It''s very American.


    As for Li Tiezhu''s talk show, the major media chose to ignore it and did not give the people the opportunity to discuss it at all, because once you discuss it, you may reveal the truth.


    There are no beggars in China? Western Xinjiang is full of machine cotton picking? Is China helping the poor?


    This kind of thing must not be admitted by the great Millikan and will not be discussed.


    Therefore, this talk show can only be wildly spread on the Internet media, but it has not received the attention of any media. It has even been labeled as "false information" and "for entertainment only".


    The American upper class and the media have a tacit choice of cold treatment.


    But tiktok did not play the cards by common sense. He openly refuted Li Tiezhu''s talk show on twitter, Facebook and jouring.


    Then, angry, twitter and Facebook directly sealed the commander''s account.


    Tiktok is happy and continues to tag the big leader Video - the video content is not comfortable.


    The big tiktok leader did not stir up the sound, and began to shoot twitter and Facebook on his TV station without freedom of speech.


    What a farce.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t matter. I''m here to make money. By the way, I''m not here to liberate you.


    I don''t care what you think. I''ll just be happy.


    It''s cool in Rocky Mountain. I have to go to Houston. I also want to invite chairman Yao to hi PI!


    It''s over.


    Li Tiezhu led the team the next day and took three domestic chartered flights to Houston, Texas. The main stage of Houston RNG stadium has been built. This is a comprehensive stadium. After it is changed into a concert venue, it can also accommodate 60000 spectators.


    It is worth mentioning that the tickets of Houston station were not sold out. Only more than 40000 tickets were sold, and scalpers don''t like speculation.


    Because Li Tiezhu has little influence in Houston.


    But after the outbreak of the first three stations, especially the rocky mountain station, the enthusiasm of the people in Houston was ignited. In addition to the shocking live special program, everyone''s favorite is Li Tiezhu''s coquettish talk show. Of course, it is also very important for the commander to "advertise" in person.


    The most enthusiastic are the Chinese in Houston, which has the best Chinese city in the United States.


    As a result, tickets for the houston concert suddenly became tight and sold out quickly.


    This was a completely unexpected result.


    Previously, Zhang Xiaomeng advised Li Tiezhu to hold a concert at the Rockets'' home Toyota Center in view of Li Tiezhu''s small local influence. Li Tiezhu refused on the spot as soon as he heard that he was a Japanese name and would rather spend more money at the RNG stadium.


    I didn''t expect to hit the wrong way and earn more.


    On the day of the concert, the atmosphere was particularly lively, because the invited superstars didn''t even lose the rocky mountain station. Look at the people under the stage... Wilsmith, Nicole Kidman, Yao Riyue, McGrady, harden


    More than half of the concert, Li Tiezhu himself acted as the host and simply interacted with the audience. While taking a rest, he also left time for the stage layout. The next program is also unique.


    "The next program is specially prepared for Houston."


    Li Tiezhu said.


    The audience immediately cheered. No matter where they are, they all like the feeling of being valued.


    A spotlight came down.


    On the stage, there is a basketball stand and... A donkey.


    The audience immediately understood and laughed wildly.


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Woo -"


    "Tear resistant!"


    "Well done, Lee."


    The superstars under the stage looked at the giant one after another. Yao Riyue covered his face and smiled.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a pity that Mr. Barkley didn''t come to the scene. Otherwise, he will like the program very much."


    "Hahaha..."


    Yao Riyue smiled into an expression bag, um... A more mellow expression bag than before.


    The stars applauded and cheered like the ordinary audience. They liked the special program arranged by Li Tiezhu very much.


    Li Tiezhu also shouted to the camera: "Mr. Barkley, pay tribute to you! I hope you are watching the live broadcast. This is my personal creativity, my team disagrees, but I still insist on paying tribute to you!"


    God special "still insist on paying tribute to you"!


    The atmosphere was unprecedentedly lively, and many audiences laughed.


    Backstage, Zhou Qian said to Yi Xiaomao, "brother Zhu is really resourceful. He can always easily mobilize the emotions of the audience. The audience means are different in every place. You see, just a basketball stand and a donkey. He hasn''t done anything yet. The scene is crazy..."


    Yi Xiaomao carried a wine bottle in one hand and soft China in the other: "basic exercise is not 6. This program is just an appetizer. Think about what will happen in the next program?"


    Zhou Qian shook his head and dared not think.


    Justin said, "I''ve lived in a foreign country. They don''t like people or performances that are too implicit. They like people who are publicity and dare to show off. For example, Yao, however, is not coquettish compared with Li Tiezhu."


    After the video reached China, the barrage was also high enough:


    "Call Buckley and kiss the ass."


    "Li Tiezhu is really a cow."


    "What happened to the donkey?"


    "The young man upstairs, Buckley bet that Chairman Yao couldn''t get 20 points, otherwise he would kiss the ass."


    "Later, he did kiss and didn''t break his promise."


    "Is Li Tiezhu humiliating the man? He doesn''t know basketball."


    "No, it''s a famous stem. Both sides actually treat it as a joke."


    "Old fans miss that time..."


    "Serious brother said that paying tribute to Buckley was a joke. In fact, he paid tribute to Yao."


    "But what are you going to do?"


    "Play a basketball game with the donkey on the concert stage?"


    At the scene, Li Tiezhu continued: "a few days ago, in the Rocky Mountain, I told Bryant I wanted to dunk, and he laughed at me."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The audience also laughed at Li Tiezhu because he was too short, at least in the field of basketball.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m going to challenge at the scene today. If I fail to dunk, I kiss my ass! What if I succeed in dunking?"


    The audience continued to laugh.


    Li Tiezhu looked at McGrady: "if I win, how about you come on stage to see me sing the next song?"


    TMac looked at Yao and pointed to himself: "me?"


    Obviously, everyone thought that Li Tiezhu would choose his compatriots, not McGrady.


    T Mai nodded and agreed at Yao''s instigation.


    Then, Li Tiezhu put down the microphone, picked up a basketball, dribbled, rushed to the basketball stand, took off... Split the buckle with one hand


    Bang¡ª¡ª


    The ball scored and Li Tiezhu celebrated.


    The audience applauded.


    They think it''s just a prepared performance. It''s not a challenge. The guy must know he''s more stable in dunking than curry.


    Li Tiezhu asked McGrady to stand next to him, and he went to hang a whistle around the donkey''s neck and took it aside.


    Suddenly, the lights on the field were bright.


    Ten more players took it.


    Li Tiezhu took the donkey to the court and let the donkey stand... Be the referee.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The audience understood in seconds, and then madly supported Li Tiezhu''s operation. Well done! A shit judge is like a donkey!


    On the stage, McGrady was happy to squat on the ground.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the next song, youth, is dedicated to my idol. In my most difficult years, I watched his game come."


    The scene was quiet a lot. Obviously, Ian Pella''s idol is not Yao.


    McGrady stopped laughing.


    The prelude sounded, and the actors on the stage played a basketball game. However, they just acted and didn''t have the ball in their hands. Behind them, there is a big screen. When No. 1 jump shot three points, the stage suddenly fell into darkness and the big screen lit up.


    On the screen, the elegant figure shook his scissor legs, made a soft shot and hit three points steadily.


    Brush


    Singing:


    Change your life


    Make yourself happy


    Give up persistence


    The weather will be fine


    Every time I walk


    It''s all a harvest


    What are you waiting for to make the right choice


    McGrady smiled.


    The applause of the audience rang out again. They all knew that the scene on the screen was the beginning of a miracle... 35 seconds and 13 minutes.


    Domestic viewers watching the video, the barrage takes off:


    "Li Tiezhu also has idols?"


    "Shit! My serious brother''s idol is the same person as me."


    "Eternal wheat God."


    "Dead fish eyes are the most handsome. They don''t accept refutation."


    "Lying in the trough, Li Tiezhu can really Dunk..."


    "Tribute to the classic!"


    "Thirty five seconds and thirteen minutes, eternal God!"


    "That night, God cried."


    The song continues, the performance continues, the miracle... Continues.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing is very infectious. He seems to go back to the days when his mother just left. He always looks at the elegant figure on the small TV screen to fight in all directions. Sometimes he stops killing God, sometimes he is dejected, and sometimes he is confused by injuries


    Unlike many people, Li Tiezhu doesn''t like little Feixia, answers, flash and the little emperor. He only likes this handsome dead fish eye.


    The second goal, the white team fouled and the black team made a free throw.


    This is the actors performing and performing free throws without the ball. What they have to do is that the walking position and plot are consistent with that game. When both sides score, they will be replaced with large screen video.


    Then, the white team sent the baseline ball, dribbled the ball to the front court on the 1st, and with the help of the pick and roll of the 13th, shook the opponent''s center outside the three-point line to make a foul, three plus one.


    I''m still the boy I used to be


    Nothing has changed


    Time is just a test


    The faith planted in my heart has not diminished


    The boy in front of me


    Or the original face


    No matter how many difficulties and dangers we face, we will not retreat


    This is the first time that Li Tiezhu played the translated English lyrics on the concert screen so that everyone can understand them.


    McGrady stood next to Li Tiezhu, watching him sing, watching the performance on the stage, watching himself on the big screen, looking at the English lyrics below, and didn''t know what he was thinking.

 Chapter 800

    No matter what tmac thinks, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV have been moved. They are all witnesses of the times.


    Few people witnessed the birth of miracles at the scene, because when the big score fell behind, many viewers left angrily and did not see the final Jedi reversal, but they all knew it.


    At that time, tmac was the hero of the city.


    He is also Li Tiezhu''s hero.


    Now the hero is in the twilight. What is sad is not the hero himself, but the former admirers.


    Or the boy before


    Nothing has changed


    Time is just a test


    The faith planted in my heart has not diminished


    The boy in front of me


    Or the original face


    No matter how many difficulties and dangers we face, we will not retreat


    A song lasts for five minutes, and that magical video lasts for five minutes. Even the actions called pause by both sides are vividly imitated.


    I''m careful.


    The audience responded with warm applause.


    Domestic video barrage:


    "Shit! Ye Qinghui!"


    "I skipped class and went over the wall to watch the game in the canteen."


    "I''ve seen the live broadcast, too. It''s amazing..."


    "This game can blow for a lifetime."


    "Li Tiezhu''s performance is really deep."


    "If only McGrady hadn''t been hurt."


    "In today''s small ball era, wheat God can beat everyone!"


    "Top McGrady blew up No. 8 Bryant."


    "Brag!"


    "It''s not a boast. The two practice together every summer and often fight alone."


    "An era has passed..."


    "We are not young!"


    McGrady also applauded on the stage. Then he received the microphone handed over by the staff.


    He must say something: "crooked goose ~ I''m surprised to see such a performance here... I like it very much, thank you! Thank you, Ian perra!"


    Then he hugged Li Tiezhu.


    After listening to Li Xiaofei''s translation, Li Tiezhu said, "you''re welcome. Such a performance will make the guys in Houston feel that the ticket money is more valuable."


    "Aha... Li, you are a cunning fellow."


    "No! Everyone calls me a fool at home."


    "Comang, don''t try to lie to me! You must be very smart, just like Yao. You pretended not to speak English and cheated sharks for more than a season. Unlike me, it''s because you''re too honest."


    TMac is also a pretender.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    The audience laughed. Yao can''t speak English. He is also famous.


    Under the stage, Yao sun and moon covered his face and smiled.


    Harden laughed and rolled on the ground. It''s not an exaggeration. It''s really rolling on the ground, just like he was on the side of the rocket court.


    Li Tiezhu said modestly, "I didn''t lie to you. I really can''t speak English."


    McGrady: have you watched me play since you were a child


    "Yes!"


    "Because of Yao?"


    "No! He looks stupid at first. I don''t like people as stupid as me. I like you better. Your eyes look... Wise!"


    "Hahaha..."


    Yao Riyue was ready to give Li Tiezhu an internal punishment. Suddenly, it occurred to him that this goods is not a basketball player. He endured it.


    "Well, after watching so many games, you must know the characteristics of these stars? Let me ask, O''Neill?" "he promoted the leap forward development of basket glass quality."


    "Crooked goose ~ cool!"


    "Third in the world."


    "Where''s Bryant?"


    "Now that he shaves his head, he should cover up the reality that he has become bald. He has become stronger and bald."


    "Hahaha..."


    As a good friend of Bryant, McGrady couldn''t help laughing crazy. Is this guy''s idea too strange? Be sure to send this video to Bryant later.


    "Nash?"


    "His passing is superb. Maybe it''s just because his hand is slippery because he likes licking his palm too much."


    "Ho ho ho... What about James?"


    "He! It''s simpler. The whole world knows he wants to throw three points. Only he himself is still doing stiff fake moves. Finally, he successfully deceived himself, and then... Hit the iron. Duan ~"


    "Hahaha or..."


    McGrady laughed crazy. This is the funniest truth he heard today!


    It''s so real!


    How dare this guy? How dare you be so real?


    He is so excellent!


    Under the stage, Yao Riyue laughed and sat on the ground next to harden.


    Harden smiled and hugged his idol Yao Riyue''s thigh.


    The audience did not hesitate to let them laugh. Ian perra Lee was a divine restoration.


    Domestic video barrage:


    "Ho ho ho ho ho..."


    "Why did Li Tiezhu bring GIF with him?"


    "God!"


    "James, that''s too real..."


    "I''m so convinced."


    "James is so unspeakable."


    "Is it the little emperor who passed his teammates at the last second?"


    "Hahaha..."


    McGrady: where''s harden


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak immediately. He picked up a basketball on the court and said, "about harden, I can show it myself."


    McGrady: crooked goose! Pulis show a special


    Without saying a word, Li Tiezhu began to dribble, and then began to retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat... Continue to retreat.


    Withdraw from the backboard to the middle circle, pout your butt, jump shot, miss.


    "Hahaha or..."


    Yao Riyue smiled into an expression bag again, flat.


    Harden jumped up, danced his hands and shouted, "you''re slandering! I''ve studied the league rules. My retreat doesn''t fit the ball. I''m definitely not a foul. I''m the first lawyer in the League..."


    Anyway, he doesn''t have a microphone.


    Domestic barrage:


    "I''ve seen the moving picture of this backward step on the horse!"


    "What a show!"


    "Isn''t Li Tiezhu afraid of harden hitting him on the stage?"


    "Be reasonable, harden may not beat Li Tiezhu."


    "Artest taught harden to be a man."


    "Didn''t Artest light up harden?"


    "Honey step back..."


    "Curry: I don''t accept it. Why do I just walk here?"


    After some interaction, Li Tiezhu sent his idol McGrady back to the VIP seat, and the concert continued.


    Half an hour later, the big scene came.


    It was pitch dark.


    Then stars began to shine on the stage.


    The prelude to the Starry Sea begins.


    Next, a full moon hung in the lower corner of the right side of the stage. Yes, the lower corner.


    Then, a huge blue planet slowly descended from the upper left corner, exposed half, and slowly rotated.


    I want to become a star


    The buzzer guarding the bottom of the sea


    As the song sounded, a space station slowly turned out of the darkness, across the starry sky, between the earth and the moon.


    However, Li Tiezhu did not appear, and his voice could only be heard continuing:


    Don''t stop across the crowd


    While there is still hope


    Will our love


    Will be blown to the sea by the wind


    Never come back


    In the dark, the stars were shining, and a shadow slowly emerged.


    That''s another space station, and this space station has a robot arm that can walk freely.


    Foreigners are still surprised. Isn''t this the robot arm in our science fiction movies? Was moved to the space station by Ian perra? This must be a tribute to Houston!


    Because this is the holy land of angtian all over the world.


    Only a few crooked nuts and most Chinese began to cheer. Just now that was the international space station, this is China''s exclusive space station! They projected the robot arm in American science fiction films into reality and achieved great success!


    Yao Riyue has stood up and applauded, with a proud face.


    The Chinese space station is very beautiful.


    Barrage:


    "Oh..."


    "It''s coming, it''s coming!"


    "Serious brother, keep up with current affairs!"


    "Just went to heaven, you used it?!"


    "Or the Chinese space station."


    "Only Li Tiezhu dared to do such a thing in the United States..."


    "Five bodies to the ground, Xu San is more than a cow."


    "The robot arm is actually the brain hole of American science fiction films, which was used by us, ha ha..."


    "Happy!"


    Li Tiezhu was standing on the space station singing. He was standing on the space station obliquely, just like weightlessness floating in mid air.


    Whenever you come to me


    Tell me the sea of stars


    Not far away, a figure appeared on the international space station, and a female voice began to sing:


    Walk with me in dim light


    Blooming at dawn


    To your eyes (when Li Tiezhu held a concert abroad, he changed back to the original English lyrics)


    How far is it


    Don''t stop across the crowd


    While there is still hope


    The audience began to applaud and cheer. Among other things, it was a crazy idea for the two singers to sing to each other on the space station. What''s more, they not only realized it, but also showed it so beautifully that people seemed to be walking in space.


    On the big screen, a close-up of a female singer is Ariana, an American singer from northern Europe.


    That is, sister a in the mouth of Chinese fans, the beautiful little sister who has been pestering Li Tiezhu at the Grammy.


    She is the final guest invited by Li Tiezhu.


    To this end, she also specialized in learning Chinese for a period of time, just to sing this song.


    Although they had only a few days of joint training, they obviously had a good tacit understanding. A song "Starry Sea" was interpreted incisively and vividly by them, which was very perfect.


    In this song, Li Tiezhu did not continue to satirize milijian in his performance.


    On the contrary, he also released a mentality of moving forward hand in hand.


    This is Pug!


    From an artistic point of view alone, the creativity and beauty of this performance even surpasses the "dream chasing pure child heart" of rocky mountain station.


    Yao Riyue didn''t sit down again, but stood and watched the performance. He didn''t care whether he blocked the audience behind him. I blocked you. Stand up and watch!


    Well, stand up and you can''t see.


    At this moment, Yao Riyue understood why so many people advised him to come to Houston to help Li Tiezhu support the court and let him mobilize his influence to attract a basketball superstar. It turned out that everything was worth it.


    Backstage, Justin, Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian were stunned when they looked at the TV screen.


    The three of them saw it for the first time. They had only seen the walking and singing without the setting before. At this time, they were also shocked.


    Justin: "Greater China is mighty!"


    Yi Xiaomao said, "brother Zhu is really awesome. This is also his creativity..."


    Zhou Qian: "in our debut year, everyone said brother Zhu was a fool. Ha ha! Who was a fool?"

 Chapter 801

    The splendid starry dance of the concert continued. The audience held their breath and began to appreciate it instead of the previous mania.


    Li Tiezhu sings:


    Whenever you come to me


    Tell me the sea of stars


    Will our love


    Like stars guarding the sea


    Never left


    The two space stations are the crystallization of human wisdom, approaching slowly in the vast space.


    Li Tiezhu held out his hand, and Ariana also held out her hand.


    Their fingertips crossed.


    Ariana sings:


    I came to you


    You are the sea of stars


    Tie Zhu Li closing:


    Hot stars in my eyes


    Follow me in the long night


    The two space stations crisscross, like the crisscross of times and the crisscross of East and West.


    "Pa pa pa..."


    "Woo..."


    The audience began to applaud and cheer, very enthusiastic.


    Different from the audience at other stations, the audience in Houston have different pride, because they are the holy land of aviation in the whole west. Houston people have always been proud. Therefore, they accepted all Li Tiezhu''s kindness, and became more and more friendly to Li Tiezhu''s senses.


    After all, it''s Yao''s compatriots! And he''s so talented.


    The concert ended perfectly.


    Li Tiezhu thanked Ariana and other guests. No one gave them a set of exquisite tea sets, although they couldn''t drink tea at all.


    But what does that matter?


    Anyway, it''s all made at sunset, and it''s not expensive.


    That night, Ariana, who came from New York, stayed in the hotel that Li Tiezhu and his family had bought. The woman was crazy and shouted to let Li Tiezhu drink with her.


    People come all the way to help. It''s also right to drink with her.


    "I''m not very good at drinking."


    "Haven''t you ever drunk a bar, Li!"


    "Yes, but I don''t drink well."


    "It doesn''t matter. I can drink well... I mean, we can drink whatever we like. You''re welcome."


    Li Tiezhu still went to her room.


    Then, Ariana took out whisky, rum, wine and other wines.


    Drink!


    Because there is no interpreter, there is nothing to talk about.


    Isn''t that all you have left to drink?


    Li Tiezhu brought a stewed pig''s head, a safe food obtained by the black baby from the branch of Ian Peila restaurant.


    After drinking for two hours, Li Tiezhu was in good spirits.


    Ariana is a little flustered. Can''t this guy really drink? Are you kidding me?


    Seven or eight bottles of wine have been drunk!


    Why not?


    Li Tiezhu had already prepared. He took out a porcelain bottle from the side and said with his skimmed feet, "wine, no, I still have Chinese wine. Try it?"


    Ariana is thinking about a long night of unintentional sleep. She must pour down Ian perra, who is not familiar with the world, and then let him feel the enthusiasm of milyjian girl.


    So, without saying a word, she drank half a cup with Li Tiezhu.


    "Ha... Vomit... Cough..."


    Are you sure it''s not poison?


    Ariana burst into tears and looked at Li Tiezhu in despair, but the other party looked calm.


    Li Tiezhu said with concern, "what''s the matter? Ayuki?"


    Ariana: "this... What kind of wine?"


    "Maotai!"


    "Yeah! I''ve heard the name. Again... Again, comang!"


    "Are you sure?"


    "OK!"


    "Well, take it easy."


    So they continued to drink with pig head meat.


    Ariana wants Li Tiezhu to drink and lie down. Li Tiezhu wants Ariana to drink well. Women want men to feel milijian''s enthusiasm, and men want women to understand Chinese wine.


    Another half an hour later, Ariana passed out and couldn''t wake up.


    Li Tiezhu giggled: "Hey, hey... Want to get drunk and get state secrets? It''s impossible! I''m vigilant!


    In his opinion, Ariana is nothing but courteous, either rape or theft, and is likely to be a spy.


    But... I don''t seem to know any state secrets?


    In line with the principle of people-oriented, Li Tiezhu was still ready to put Ariana who was paralyzed on the ground to bed. She was very light. Li Tiezhu reported her on the bedroom bed without much effort.


    Deng Deng


    Matsushita requests a video call with you.


    Connect.


    "Hello? Spicy claw! Have you had breakfast?"


    "Brother, it''s two o''clock in the afternoon. Should it be two o''clock in the morning over there? Haven''t you slept yet?"


    "I just had a drink with Ariana. She was drunk. I took her to bed."


    "Where? Let me see."


    "Here..."


    "Why are you still wearing clothes?"


    "She drinks in clothes. What''s the matter?"


    "Are you going to sleep with her?"


    "Shh! Don''t talk nonsense. I suspect she is a spy. I always feel that she looks at me like a wolf. She must want to get something from me."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Songzhuer began to laugh wildly.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "what''s the matter?"


    Matsushita: "nothing. My pillars are getting smarter and smarter. I have little heart. Pooh..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you speak in a strange way. I won''t tell you. I''m going back to my room."


    Matsushita: "Hey! Wait a minute. I want to tell you something. I''ve thought about it for a long time, but I still think I shouldn''t hide it from you..."


    Li Tiezhu took the phone back to his room and listened to song Zhuer''s words. The whole person was stunned.


    No wonder... The cat''s domestication is suddenly 100%.


    ¡­¡­


    Lengba came to this Nordic manor half a month ago. The manor is small. It is next to a small forest. There are many rooms and few people.


    Usually there are only lengba, assistant yunyun and two Norwegian maids.


    Yunyun often says, "I''m used to staying at home. I''m really not used to being here. It''s too oppressive to have four people in such a big place."


    Every time lengba would correct her: "it''s six people."


    I make complaints about it: "I really don''t know what you think. It''s obvious that your career is on the rise, and suddenly you want to have a baby..."


    Lengba: "you are still young and don''t understand..."


    "He understood when he was younger than me? Why didn''t he come to see you if he knew?"


    "I didn''t let him know that his career is on the rise and he is very busy."


    "I... took it! Crazy! Did you drop your head?"


    "Maybe it''s more serious than that..."


    In this small manor, lengba watched Li Tiezhu''s concerts in New York station, rocky mountain station and Houston station through international television, watched the little guy conquer foreign audiences on the stage, watched him show amazing stage performance, and watched him skillfully interact with international stars


    Cat, I''m very happy.


    There has never been any grievance or unwillingness. The cat has only gratitude and loyalty to its owner.


    In three days, it will be the London concert.


    Lengba looked forward and counted the time to watch the live concert.


    That afternoon, several uninvited guests, some blacks and a yellow man with sunglasses and masks came to Xiaozhuang garden.


    Two maids refused to let them in, and then yunyun came.


    Yunyun took the maid away and welcomed Li Tiezhu in. As she walked, she complained: "Oh! What''s the wind blowing today? It''s a rare guest. The international superstar''s arrival in the cold house is really magnificent and the reception is not Zhou ha! How can you come to Norway when you are so busy? Don''t have a concert? Don''t go back and get engaged? Yo, the sun is coming out in the West..."


    Black children and several security personnel were on guard outside the manor.


    Li Tiezhu knew sister Yun''s knife mouth and tofu heart, and said with a smile, "if I really don''t come once, you can''t scold me?"


    Yun Yun: "hum! Look at what you''ve done. It''s clear that I''ve prepared protective equipment and drugs for you every time. I don''t need to, I don''t need to. It''s refreshing for a moment. Is it all right now?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "cats don''t want to use it."


    Cat?


    It''s not the first time yunyun has heard this address. She still feels shameful and her tone is not so blunt: "she said she didn''t need it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I like children. You don''t know. I''m so happy that I didn''t sleep all night after I heard it. Hey hey..."


    "Bah!"


    "Sister Yun has worked hard."


    "Sin!"


    "How''s she eating recently? How''s her sleep? Her waist injury..."


    Li Tiezhu asked East and West all the way, followed yunyun upstairs.


    Send Li Tiezhu upstairs, and yunyun leaves. It''s better to go away. They can''t eavesdrop on their words. They are ashamed to die every time.


    Upstairs in the living room, lengba was arranging flowers. When she saw Li Tiezhu, she smiled: "you know?"


    Li Tiezhu asked, "why lie to me?"


    Lengba said with a cold face, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, what''s your identity to question me? What qualifications do you have to question me? Have you ever done me with a strong woman? Pooh..."


    She''s not tensed.


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes, walked over, hugged lengba from behind and gently stroked her stomach.


    It''s only been more than three months. It''s not obvious.


    But lengba is white, tender and mellow. It looks more lovely.


    "Cat!"


    "Ah!"


    "Cat!"


    "Yes."


    "Why lie to me? Don''t lie!"


    "I''m afraid you''re short circuited in the skull. Suddenly I''m not engaged to songzhuer."


    "I don''t... okay."


    Li Tiezhu wanted to argue, but he gave up.


    In fact, after songzhuer told him that lengba had broken the twins, Li Tiezhu thought about this problem. He wanted to be with lengba for a moment.


    Fortunately, the intelligence value has been improved a lot, and the head can turn without going to extremes.


    It is not easy for songzhu''er to put lengba in place and tell Li Tiezhu about it.


    "Men and women?"


    "Two boys."


    "Ah?"


    "Sounds like you''re disappointed?"


    "Two! There isn''t a female doll?"


    "No."


    "Ah! Bad luck..."


    "Hahaha..."


    "If only girls were beautiful, like you, we would buy them the best clothes and braid the best pigtails..."


    "Boys like you are also very good, leather, naked ass running around, hey."


    "How stupid I am, not good."


    "The babies will be born next April. Can you come?"


    "Come on! Come on, I''ll accompany you."


    "Wow, my master can say sweet words. Hey!"


    "I tell you that I''m getting smarter now. It''s normal to use idioms."


    "Ha ha... Do you remember the night you put on my cat collar?"


    "Remember."


    "I''m ashamed to think of it now."


    "Otherwise? If I hadn''t been brave, you wouldn''t be mine."


    "It''s yours. It''s always yours, silly."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly became a little nervous: "can I ask you a question? A serious question."


    Lengba turned around and stared at Li Tiezhu with beautiful big eyes: "I have no secret to you."


    Li Tiezhu: "can the child be pregnant with drugs to change gender?"


    Lengba: "ha ha... I''m afraid you''re not a fool!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I met a friend in the United States. He''s going to Thailand for sex change. I''ll ask."


    Lengba: "no, I like male dolls because they are like you."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what if you look like Lao Wang next door? Look at Uncle Wang in big head son and small head father..."


    Lengba was so angry that she almost rolled her eyes on the spot: "you... You... Hum..."


    The cat was very angry. He beat Li Tiezhu''s chest with a small fist, and his body became shorter. He reached out to untie Li Tiezhu''s pants.


    Li Tiezhu helped her up and shook his head: "don''t do this. It''s unfair to you."


    Lengba pursed her mouth like a smile.


    Then lengba led Li Tiezhu out of the manor and scattered in the woods behind the manor.


    Nordic summer is not hot at all, it is particularly refreshing, and the forest is quiet and beautiful.


    When lengba was tired, Li Tiezhu took her hand and sat by the blue lake. Bend down and sing to lengba''s not too bulging belly, which is called prenatal education.


    I don''t know how long later, lengba said, "it''s not easy for zhu''er. You should treat her well. As for the others in the zoo, they are very good, but don''t take it seriously..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded. Before, he didn''t feel stupid, or deliberately pretended to be stupid.


    Until now, the change of identity has made him think about a lot of things.


    Unknowingly, in the evening, the red sunset falls into the blue lake, swaying with the sparkling light, and the orange red afterglow is reflected on the surrounding trees... It is like a fairyland on earth.


    Li Tiezhu stroked lengba''s smooth white back neck and said, "lengba, send you a song."


    Lengba did not correct Li Tiezhu''s address, nodded and smiled.


    Holding lengba in his arms, Li Tiezhu sang softly under the two sunsets at the horizon and at the bottom of the lake:


    Let me take your heart off


    Lengba: "here you are."


    Try to dissolve it slowly


    Lengba: "it''s already melted."


    See if I''m still perfect in your heart


    Lengba: "yes."


    Are you still worried about me


    Lengba: "yes."


    Still love me, I can''t extricate myself


    Lengba: "yes!"


    That night, the black baby reported to Li Tiezhu that he had caught a professional paparazzi named Han moujiang, the number one paparazzi in China.


    Li Tiezhu said, "take the money and seal it."


    Hei wa''er smiled: "no, I''ve dealt with it for you."


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "don''t kill people!"


    Hei wa''er was wronged and said: "Aenpera, what are you talking about? We are all Chinese, and our compatriots still need to be friendly. I just lied to him that he should go to Mexico to dig coal. We have a tank regiment in Mexico. After he knew the background of our security company, he was afraid of being killed. He immediately counseled us and handed over some other domestic artists to us, so I''ll let him go."


    Li Tiezhu: "he won''t sneak photos of lengba again, will he?"


    Hei wa''er said, "it depends on whether he will die. Anyway, in his opinion, we are a killer organization. In fact, we are just a serious security company, hehe..."


    Three days later.


    Li Tiezhu''s London concert was still very successful. At the end of the concert, he did not choose the kiss goodbye, but said to the audience:


    "Sorry! I know you also want to sing kiss goodbye, but today I want to sing another song."


    The audience was disappointed. After all, the atmosphere of the whole concert was warm, but it was a great loss that they couldn''t sing together because of the language barrier.


    Li Tiezhu added, "I want to sing a new song for you, a song I wrote three days ago."


    "Woo..."


    The atmosphere is warm again. Sing a new song at the concert?


    Isn''t that better than kissing goodbye?


    From Toronto to Houston, Li Tiezhu has never sung a new song in a concert. At this time, London''s special treatment!


    Londoners are high pitched again, like football hooligans, venting their emotions with all kinds of dirty words. They are very happy.


    After everyone roared, Li Tiezhu said: "a song" Norwegian forest ", for you!"


    He said the last two words, ingrich.


    Londoners responded frantically. They thought this for you meant for you.


    But in fact, Li Tiezhu is shouting in the air... For you.


    Lengba, far away in Norway, looked at the live TV broadcast and smiled with tears, but she tried not to let herself cry because it was bad for children.


    Yunyun leaves knowingly, leaving lengba to watch TV alone.


    Let me take your heart off


    Lengba: "it''s all yours."


    Try to dissolve it slowly


    Lengba: "it''s already melted."


    See if I''m still perfect in your heart


    Lengba: "it''s shameless."


    ¡­¡­


    Maybe I shouldn''t ask


    Let your calm heart ripple again


    Lengba: "I haven''t been calm since I met you."


    Just love your heart beyond the boundary


    Lengba: "do you know?"


    I want to have everything you have


    Lengba: "you have achieved your wish! Hum!"


    I shouldn''t have asked


    You shouldn''t be asked to bring up the past again


    Lengba: "bah!"


    Just shackles in the heart


    How can we be free


    Lengba: "free your sister! It''s the chains you put on me... Shameless!"


    ¡­¡­


    Then there were concerts in Paris and Rome. How to say, these two stations were really perfunctory. There were no special programs or new songs.


    Because the audience in these two cities is too small, only about 20000 people. Why?


    With 50000 people in Tokyo station, Li Tiezhu repeated the heart of chasing a dream at Rocky Mountain station. The intention is self-evident.


    Hancheng station is also very poor. In fact, the fans of South stick country are very enthusiastic, but Li Tiezhu is not enthusiastic. He only gave them a laugh field of 20000 people, gave them a hasty performance and ended the work.


    On August 26, Li Tiezhu returned to Jinmen and lived in the house of his prospective father-in-law and mother-in-law. Songzhuer also asked for leave from the crew.


    Time is very tight. We have to prepare for the concert at Jinmen station in Jinmen century stadium. This is the last stop of Li Tiezhu''s global tour concert. We must be better than the front.


    What''s more, Li Tiezhu will propose to songzhu''er at this concert. Of course, he needs more careful preparation.


    After the previous performances, Li Tiezhu has adapted very well. There is not much to rehearse. They are all newly added fire adapted programs.


    There is plenty of time. There are five days left.


    Around the world, there is an average concert every three or four days. This is not a domestic concert. It is a world tour concert flying all over the world. Its intensity can be imagined.


    Li Tiezhu is also tired.


    He also took a day off for Zhou Qian, Yi Xiaomao and Justin. There was no rehearsal on August 27.


    They are also very tired. However, they have also made a lot of money. Justin, the least in a month, has made more than 10 million. This is what they can earn in China for half a year. What''s more, Li Tiezhu also led them to open up their international influence.


    On the 27th, Li Tiezhu rarely slept in. Songzhuer seemed more reserved at his parents'' house. He restrained his impulse to "rob" Li Tiezhu''s grain storage every morning. After washing, he went to make breakfast.


    Uncle sun came downstairs wrapped in his pajamas. Seeing his daughter busy in the kitchen, he was relieved: "my daughter has grown up!"


    Aunt Lin snuggled up and said, "yes! You can take good care of my uncle."


    Uncle Sun said, "what are you doing taking care of that grandson? Shouldn''t she be filial to us when she grows up?"


    Aunt Lin: "Lao sun! Do you think Zhu Er is making breakfast for you?"


    Sun Mou: "


    Aunt Lin: "Wangcai, what do you say?"


    Songwangcai: "Wangwang..."


    Aunt Lin said, "you see, even dogs don''t believe it."


    At this time, songzhuer came out with a large basin of noodles and put it on the table: "Mom and Dad, are you awake? What do you want to eat? Make it yourself."


    Sun Mou: "I want to eat... Forget it."


    Aunt Lin: "ha ha ha..."


    Regardless of the ridicule of her parents, songzhuer went to call Li Tiezhu: "husband! Get up and eat noodles!"


    Sun is gnashing his teeth. He''s not engaged yet. What''s his name?


    "Hoo! I''ll eat out."


    When sun went out, songwangcai kept up.


    Aunt Lin also ran over with songzhuer: "Tiezhu, get up and eat noodles. Go to bed after eating. You have to eat when you are young and tired. You are not old sun''s useless..."


    Li Tiezhu is also used to living in the sun family. Anyway, except his father-in-law, other people and dogs regard him as their own.


    Get up, brush your teeth with Zhuer''s excellent toothpaste toothbrush, wash your face, and then eat noodles.


    Aunt Lin peeled garlic nearby: "garlic is more delicious... Alas! The child is strong and much stronger than two years ago. The bamboo is good. I have to serve the man like this. Unlike me, I serve him carefully. Your father can''t eat it. Do you say it''s irritating or not?"


    Matsushita: "don''t you still have Wangcai?"


    Aunt Lin: "your father is not as good as Wangcai!"


    After eating a large basin of noodles, Li Tiezhu swallowed two boiled eggs in white water and said to Aunt Lin, "Mom, you and zhu''er together to see what etiquette is missing in the proposal ceremony. We can revise it."


    Yes, the proposal ceremony planned by songzhuer herself was very serious, and then she took it out to discuss with her mother.


    Li Tiezhu picked his teeth aside.


    No one is worried about sun. There is a dog following him. He can''t get lost. At least... Wangcai knows the way home.


    Songzhuer explained the ceremony to Aunt Lin carefully. Aunt Lin was dizzy.


    Finally, the good tempered aunt Lin was also angry: "I don''t care what proposal link, I just want to know if my bamboo son can conceive twins!"


    Matsushita: "Mom..."


    Li Tiezhu murmured, "Mom, this thing, in biology, is about probability..."


    Aunt Lin: "OK! I''ll give you time to go slowly. It doesn''t matter if you are engaged. You can''t get married without twins! Hum!"


    Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "here you are, brother dei~"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Shit!


    How did aunt Lin know? There is no doubt that pine and bamboo leaked the secret!

 Chapter 802

    In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went to see a movie hand in hand. They saw a pure man without a female owner, a hot-blooded and exciting action blockbuster... 72 changes in the presence of bears. They were thrilled and excited.


    After watching the movie, songzhuer took Li Tiezhu to the amusement park and sat on the most exciting... Mushroom carousel.


    It was late and the two went home.


    Walking on the road, Li Tiezhu said, "otherwise, I''d better go to the hotel."


    "You want to play with a rabbit? Is she coming to Jinmen? Go with me!"


    "No, she won''t come."


    Matsushita: "are you afraid?"


    "A little..."


    "Hey, hey, hey! Don''t be afraid. I''ll protect you."


    "Your parents know?"


    "Well, they know before you. My mother asked me to call you. She said it was the last test."


    "What do you mean?"


    "It means that if you don''t go to Norway to see her in order to please me, you are a big pig hoof without conscience."


    "I went to see her, so it wasn''t a big pig''s hoof?"


    "No, you are a big pig hoof with a little conscience."


    "Kuo Yi... Let''s go and go back with two stewed pig feet. In the evening, I''ll drink with your father."


    "What kind of hero is drinking with my father? Drinking with my mother!"


    "No, no! We won''t get drunk until we order. We won''t bother you to cook sobering soup."


    Li Tiezhu also wanted to put on a wave of force if he was not drunk, but when he thought of the massive amount of pines and bamboos, and then thought of the delicious sobering soup, he decided to have a drink!


    Drinking a lot of wine is bad for your health. It''s easy to be poisoned by sobering soup.


    When Li Tiezhu came back to sun''s house with pig''s hoof, sun had "hung up" and fell down on the table snoring. Aunt Lin said, "Why are you back? Just in time, Tiezhu came to fight him up. Zhu Er came and had two drinks with his mother... Your father''s drinking capacity, eh..."


    Li Tiezhu put his prospective father-in-law upstairs and threw him on the bed, ready to cover him with a quilt.


    Lao sun jumped up with a carp. His waist is good.


    "Shh! Don''t talk nonsense?"


    "Oh..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded blankly.


    Lao sun felt mobile phone began to tiktok, and the voice was very small. Li Tiezhu didn''t go away. He thought, "you''ll be drunk later."


    Li Tiezhu was like a great enemy: "listen to Dad."


    "Well, go."


    "OK."


    Li Tiezhu left. When he went downstairs, he saw song Zhuer and his mother stepping on the chair and punching. His head was as big as a fight.


    Aunt Lin lost the game and took 22 Baijiu, and said to Li Tiezhu, "come on, pillar. I thought you two would go to the hotel, hey, PI, and you didn''t wait for your dinner to draw your punch!"


    Ten minutes later, Li Tiezhu''s eyes were full of gold stars. While they were not paying attention, he poured wine into Wangcai''s mouth next to greedy pig hooves.


    "Woof, woof! Ow, ow..."


    Wangcai ran around the house happily and threw up before long.


    Eh... I can''t drink enough.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu chose to learn from his predecessors and pretend to be drunk.


    At night, songzhuer secretly rode on Li Tiezhu and galloped, but she bit a small dress in her mouth to keep her voice from being too obvious.


    ¡­¡­


    August 30.


    In Jinmen stadium, there were a sea of people and cheers. A total of more than 70000 people attended the closing station of Li Tiezhu''s concert.


    This month, it has been the news or hot search of Li Tiezhu''s concerts all over the world. Domestic fans have long been greedy. Therefore, the atmosphere has been very warm before the concert began.


    They played with a wave of people, and others played a huge tifo. The above is a picture of Li Tiezhu, and the following is written: superstar Li Tiezhu.


    Before dark, the stadium has become a sea of fluorescent lights.


    Li Tiezhu''s fans are crazy. Many people pay for tickets online. Some even fly to see the concert from East Guangdong. Who makes Li Tiezhu''s concert the only stop in China?


    This is also a place criticized by many fans. There are three stops in the United States. Why is there one stop in China?


    Not because school is about to begin


    In addition, I make money by holding concerts, but I don''t make so much money.


    Although there is only one stop in Jinmen in China, the preparation and energy invested by Li Tiezhu''s team for this stop are far more than all previous concerts.


    As the start time of the concert approached, the audience became more and more enthusiastic.


    Even, some netizens opened a live broadcast with their mobile phones.


    Seven o''clock sharp.


    "Woo... Woo..."


    "Pa pa..."


    In the huge applause and cheers, the stage lights flickered. After a short light show, the lights lit up the center of the stage.


    The lifting table rises slowly.


    A Diao


    Live somewhere in Tibet


    Like a vulture


    Perch on the top of the mountain


    The song sounded, and the lifting platform rose slowly, holding up a fat body.


    "Han Hong! Han Hong! Han Hong..."


    The audience immediately shouted, which was highly recognizable in voice and figure.


    This concert was exclusively broadcast by Penguin. After all, fat water doesn''t flow to outsiders. So, it''s time for sand carving netizens to brush the barrage.


    "Wow! Today''s warm-up guest is not Justin?"


    "Han Hong warms the field..."


    "Li Tiezhu is a little big!"


    "Boss Han''s singing is really excellent."


    "Do you enlarge the move at the beginning? What about the back?"


    "It''s time to stay with Han Hong."


    "Han Hong, you go to warm up?"


    "Han Pangpang is the most lovely. Have hot pot tonight!"


    "Han Pangpang has a back somersault!"


    "In front, are you the devil?"


    Backstage, Yi Xiaomao is dipping in hot pot. He aims at the bullet screen on the player and laughs: "hahaha... Teacher Han Hong flips back? I''m afraid the stage can''t hold up."


    Zhou Qian, who was pouring sesame oil, said, "don''t spray saliva in the seasoning. Many people haven''t dipped it yet."


    Yes, the backstage artists are not preparing hard, but cooking hot pot.


    In addition to Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian, there are Justin, Wu Litao, Yang Feiyue, song Zhuer, Chen Yisen, Yue Yupeng, Luhani and uncle Tengger who loves walking birds.


    With the words of Li Tiezhu and Han Hong, a total of 12 people are guests tonight.


    In the backstage hall, they put together two generous tables and put two hot pots, a red pot and a mandarin duck pot, which have all boiled up.


    Another person walked by with a copy of the TV and scolded: "why should I be the host? I''m also a singer with an album. Okay? Eat, eat, burn you. Crazy..."


    Songzhuer said, "don''t be afraid, BOGO. You run over to eat every time you host. You shouldn''t delay."


    Fang Bo: "you want to kill me?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    A group of stars laughed and watched Fang Bo walk towards the stage with resentment.


    This guy is really poor.


    At the beginning, Li Tiezhu actually invited him to sing. As a result, Fang Bo was startled when he looked at the guest list and said that he would not be forced to count like Yue Yupeng. He chose to be the host himself.


    I learned after I came here today that these people actually eat hot pot backstage


    Dare you think?


    There''s a concert! Global tour concert, do you eat hot pot backstage?


    On the stage, after Han Hong finished singing a paragraph, Li Tiezhu came on the stage and continued to sing.


    After all, he really didn''t have the guts to let aunt Han Hong warm him up. Han Hong chose to sing first, mainly because she wanted to finish singing early and eat hot pot.


    The audience were very familiar with the song and sang together in a loud voice.


    Li Tiezhu:


    Ill fated


    Obsession and indifference


    Farewell to youth


    Countless stations


    Willing to ordinary but unwilling to ordinary decay


    Are you Diao


    Han Hong:


    A Diao


    Love is the seed of sorrow


    You are a tree


    You''ll never die


    At the end of the singing of a Diao, it is much better than Li Tiezhu''s solo. Although Li Tiezhu''s singing skills have been practiced, it is still far from the same level as Han Hong.


    "Thank you for coming to tie Zhu, thank you!"


    "Thank you, aunt Han Hong."


    Han Hong and Li Tiezhu bowed to the audience.


    Fang Bo appeared: "Oh! It''s really lively tonight. Hey, there must be tens of thousands of people here?"


    "Woo..."


    The audience began to scream again, especially the girls. Will the film emperor host Li Tiezhu? That''s too much, isn''t it?


    Li Tiezhu: "75000 people."


    Fang Bo: "Oh! Yes, the number is almost catching up with my concert."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Men and women in Jinmen are good at this. Who hasn''t heard of crosstalk?


    Han Hong is also a knife mending expert: "Fang Bo, what you said is true or false? There are so many fools in our country?"


    Fang Bo: "well, don''t talk about this. Welcome to my concert. These two guests around me are my guests. There are ten who eat hot pot backstage. I can''t eat it alone."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    The audience thought that Fang Bo was joking. This stem was ok, but no one believed it. Eat hot pot before going on stage? No voice?


    Live barrage:


    "Iron pillar is a stingy son. Is it a huge investment this time?"


    "Fang Bo is here?"


    "BOGO is still so funny."


    "If Li Tiezhu and Fang Bo stand there without talking, I will laugh crazy."


    "Two men with a smile."


    "Eat hot pot? Seriously?"


    "Brag..."


    "Professional singers have a golden voice."


    "I want to know who the guests are."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Bo, I''ll accompany you. I can''t eat either."


    Fang Bo: "ah! Then I''ll balance it. Even if you take a break for one or two songs, you''re changing your clothes... Ha ha."


    Han Hong said, "don''t worry. With Zhuer''s character, I will definitely pick a bowl for you."


    Fang Bo''s face collapsed again: "don''t talk about things unrelated to the concert, be serious! Say... That, that... What word?"


    He scratched his head and began to look through the books.


    Han Hong: "can you? Deduct salary!"


    Fang Bo: "I blame you for interrupting. What, why did you choose the first song to sing" a Diao "


    Li Tiezhu said: "it''s to point out the topic. The theme of Jinmen station concert is..."


    Then he pointed back.


    The large dark screen suddenly lights up and pops up several large red characters:


    Hong fund is always on the road.

 Chapter 803

    The audience began to applaud. Everyone saw the efforts of Hong fund in recent years. Where there is disaster, there is Hong fund, where there is Hong fund, there is... Spray.


    Moreover, Li Tiezhu accepted the help of Hong fund.


    Han Hong said: "Let me tell you something. I''ve had a little physical problem recently. Tiezhu advised me to rest and don''t run around. When I thought about it, the child was so proactive, I would rest. So I handed over the management of Honghong fund to Li Tiezhu''s team. Therefore, from today on, Honghong fund will let Tiezhu handle it. I retired. You also have TV on site The old and young men in front of the plane urged Li Tiezhu a lot. "


    The applause was several times warm.


    They were very excited because they witnessed the inheritance of Hong fund. The child who had been warmed by Hong fund grew up and became the helmsman of Hong fund to help more people.


    What better story than this?


    Li Tiezhu said, "all the proceeds from today''s concert will be donated to Hong foundation."


    "Pa pa pa..."


    "Cow force!"


    The audience bought it, man Li Tiezhu.


    Are you kidding? In foreign countries, in addition to Japan and South stick countries, Li Tiezhu donated 10% of the profits for charity in every concert. Can he fall behind when he returns home?


    Great courage, directly donated all.


    Barrage:


    "Lying trough! Did Hong fund give it to Li Tiezhu?"


    "Not to, but to let Li Tiezhu take the lead. Han Pangpang is really too tired."


    "The main reason is that the heart is tired and there are too many sprays."


    "Li Tiezhu: what are the sprays? The ones I killed?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "It''s really best to let Li Tiezhu take the lead. This goods specializes in spray."


    "And tietouwa is ready to assist at any time."


    Fang Bo said, "on behalf of those who will be helped by the Hong fund, I say thank you to Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu said, "you''re welcome. You can also donate some."


    Fang Bo: "I... I''ll host the concert for you. I don''t have a salary. I have to take some in, don''t I? Wow, your boy is good at business!"


    "It''s generally the third in the world. You don''t have to donate. I''ll say that casually."


    "I''m convinced! I don''t donate yet. The audience has to scold me."


    The audience was also happy and shouted:


    "Donate one, donate one!"


    Fang Bo smiled angrily. Of course, his acting skills burst: "what do you mean by donating one? Donating to become a talent? What are you kidding? There are no serious fans of Li Tiezhu! What... I''ll donate one million and keep it on credit first."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! I''ll ask Zhang Xiaomeng to write an IOU."


    "Whoa..."


    "Hahaha..."


    The audience laughed wildly. That''s the smell! It''s worthy of Teddy, the crosstalk in the music world.


    Backstage, everyone has eaten.


    Justin worded a pink note: "what? BOGO has no salary?"


    Yi Xiaomao and Zhou Qian also showed a puzzled expression. Brother Zhu has a good relationship with brother Bo! If Bai whores, he will pit others for one million?!


    Wu Litao said, "of course there''s no salary. It''s agreed that it''s a charity concert. Everyone has no salary. Right, younger martial sister?"


    Yang Feiyue''s mouth was bulging: "well, my father asked me to see the world..."


    Chen Yisen is eating the dishes in the clear soup: "for the charity show, it''s too much to ask for salary."


    Teng Gore scorched the fat sheep in the clear soup: "if it weren''t for the charity concert, I wouldn''t come yet. Li Tiezhu''s character, how many guests can you invite? Look at the people on the VIP seat under the bleachers."


    Yi Xiaomao said weakly, "but I, Zhou Qian and Justin have a salary of one million for a concert."


    Zhou Qian: "yes."


    Ruhani, holding a meatball, laughed wildly: "ha ha... A million? His profit from a concert is only a few million. What''s the picture?"


    Yi Xiaomao, Zhou Qian and Justin looked at each other. Yes, what''s Zhu gotu?


    Songzhu''er poured two plates of tripe into the pot and said, "don''t tangle with these. You three are regular guests who signed up in advance. They are different. Moreover, the pillar concert can''t make much money, but the commercial advertising sponsorship can make much more. A million is not much. You go to the cave, and there are two or three hundred thousand for a song?"


    According to the scale of the concert, the income will exceed ten million, but the net profit after deducting costs is only seven or eight million.


    This is also the reason why Li Tiezhu and most famous singers don''t like to hold concerts. With this Kung Fu, it''s better to have two more variety shows.


    The superstar''s concert really gives back to the fans.


    Only Zhang Youxue is different. In addition to giving back to his fans, he is also responsible for arresting fugitives and refreshing the social atmosphere.


    Of course, the money sponsored by advertisers was not included in the previous algorithm.


    After Li Tiezhu''s global concert, the total profit of tickets is less than 100 million, and the revenue of advertising sponsorship is... 480 million.


    Who makes Li Tiezhu more popular abroad?


    It''s true that some people have done relevant research and investigation and found that Li Tiezhu is a first-class star in China, but he has inexplicably become a top international star abroad.


    Although I don''t know how he studied it, we also found this fact after the global concert.


    Fang Bo pulled another two sentences, and Han Hong withdrew and trotted off to eat hot pot.


    While Fang Bo was introducing tonight''s special guests. He said to the VIP seat, "tonight''s guests are... Marponi!"


    Right in the middle of the VIP seat, Penguin boss marponi got up and waved to the audience.


    As the big boss of Li Tiezhu, of course, he should personally support him on this occasion. After all, in addition to the inheritance of Hong fund, there is another big event. Li Tiezhu and Songzhu are engaged.


    The audience also responded warmly to marpony, although they may have scolded him yesterday for playing games.


    Fang Bo continued: "Jack Ma."


    Jack Ma wears a Tang costume and bows to the audience with a smile. He likes martial arts.


    As the second boss of Li Tiezhu, of course, he can''t be absent. In fact, he likes Li Tiezhu very much. Since Tiezhu helped him guest star in the way of attack and defense last time, he has been encouraging Li Tiezhu to make martial arts films.


    Box office?


    My old horse never cares about the box office.


    At the beginning, he almost poached Li Tiezhu from marponi. That secret war ended with Li Tiezhu establishing a company independently.


    Fang Bo: "Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Cheng Dalong, Liu Huade."


    Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Cheng Dalong and Liu Huade also got up to greet the audience in turn, among which Zhou Xingxing and Liu Huade received the highest cheers from the audience.


    Cheng Dalong was not going to come. He was led by Hong Dabao with his ears twisted from the Macao card table.


    That fool of yuanlou


    Your apprentice is so important today. If you don''t come as a master, what will others think of you? What does Li Tiezhu think of you?


    Fang Bo: "Wu Jing, sun Lei, Xu Shanzheng, Guo gangde, Yu Qian, Deng Chao, Huang Sanshi, he Ling, Zhang Yi, Yang Mi, Chen Chichi..."


    The audience is dizzying. Li Tiezhu is indeed an international superstar!


    Is this moving half of the whole entertainment industry?


    good heavens.


    A concert, Leng was integrated into the Golden Dragon Film Festival!


    Barrage:


    "What kind of fairy lineup is this?"


    "Double horses!"


    "Three quarters of the biggest players are coming. Awesome!"


    "This is Li Tiezhu''s contacts!"


    "Li Tiezhu was still moving bricks more than three years ago..."


    "This guy has a good life."


    "Talent! It must be a damn talent."


    "These do not include guests. Fang Bo said more than a dozen guests."


    "Terrible!"


    "I saw Liu Xiaohua. I''m not qualified to appear. Ha ha..."


    Beside these top celebrities, there are songzhuer''s parents and Li Tiezhu''s family. They are not artists and will not read their names out of the protection of their families.


    Although Liu Xiaohua is an artist, there is no card for Fang Bo to read his name.


    She couldn''t sit still. She carried a bag of walnuts, bent over and ran to find Zhou Xingxing, and handed him a clip.


    "Lao Zhou, help me peel walnuts. My sister-in-law said I should replenish my brain, or I will be a fool when I enter Beidian. Do you think I look like a fool?"


    Zhou Xingxing shook his head: "no, you are so smart and resourceful..."


    "Old Zhou Huiyan!"


    Liu Xiaohua patted Zhou Xingxing on the shoulder and slipped away.


    Zhou Xingxing took the clip and said to Liu Huade with an embarrassed face: "the concert is too boring. Clip walnuts and relax!"


    Liu Huade hit him on the shoulder and said with a smile, "recognize a dry daughter!"


    Zhou Xingxing smiled shyly, "what can I do? You don''t know about the entertainment industry. People''s words are terrible."


    Liu Huade: "I just accepted a dry daughter. No one dares to spread rumors."


    Zhou Xingxing bowed his head with a walnut: "you''re such a loser. Why are you sitting next to me? You''re handsome? Is it enough for me?"


    Liu Huade said, "brother, you are too pessimistic."


    They worked together in a film in which Zhou Xingxing pretended to be Liu Huade''s brother.


    Liu Huade has always wanted to cooperate with Zhou Xingxing. Unfortunately, he has never had a chance. Now that Zhou Xingxing retreats behind the scenes, the chance is even more slim.


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu is singing the new song "Norwegian forest".


    The melodious and beautiful melody won bursts of applause from the audience. Even the leaders at the VIP table nodded one after another. Li Tiezhu''s level of writing songs is really unspeakable.


    Under the stage, Yang Mi is a little sour.


    She came to this heartbreaking concert as a representative of the zoo today. She was given a mouthful of vinegar before she proposed to marry and show her love.


    Worthy of being a cat, you have status!


    On this occasion today, Li Tiezhu will sing her a song. First, tut Tut, aren''t you afraid of erha''s anger?


    Also, erha is out in the wild, but there is no card face in front of Li Tiezhu.


    Yang Mi tilted her lips: "eh, provoke..."


    Next to him, Zhang Yi asked, "what''s the matter? What a beautiful song! Don''t you like it?"


    Yang Mi said with a smile, "it sounds good! Li Tiezhu is too ugly. This song is not beautiful from his mouth."


    Zhang Yi: "yes? How can I hear it? I think... This song should be sung by an ugly force."


    Yang Mi covered her mouth and smiled: "do you think your iron pillar is ugly?"


    Zhang Yi: "in fact, it''s OK to see it for a long time."


    Yang Mi suddenly stretched out her right hand: "the new play cooperates for the first time. Give me more advice."


    Zhang Yi hurriedly shook hands with her: "I dare not. I rely on iron pillars. So many stars in operation Red Sea are staring at the role. I don''t know why he chose me. He may have cooperated with soldier assault. He thinks I''m ok."


    Yang Mi said, "no, tie Zhu told me privately that he thought you could win the movie emperor."


    Zhang Yi stopped. He has always been a little actor. He can''t even think about the movie emperor. Tie Zhu... Does he value me so much?


    He even gave me the first man in operation Red Sea and played the second man himself.

 Chapter 804

    What Zhang Yi doesn''t know is that Li Tiezhu made him the No. 1 man simply because... He''s cheap.


    It doesn''t make any difference for Li Tiezhu to act as a second man or a first man. Anyway, they are all films directed and written by him. Moreover, being a director is tired enough. It''s a little easier.


    Unconsciously, the concert has been going on for more than two hours.


    Time passes in a song.


    Justin sang a song "rare words" and cooperated with Yang Feiyue on a song "Chinese".


    Well, Yang Feiyue is in charge of the rap part.


    They came to buy Li Tiezhu a break.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was eating pine and bamboo backstage and scalded his belly. The thief was cool. It was too easy to be hungry to sing. It was the same as moving bricks.


    Hearing the two singing, Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth and was ready to play again.


    At the same time, tenger, Han Hong, Luhani, Chen Yisen, song Zhuer, Zhou Qian, Wu Litao and Yi Xiaomao all stood up next to the hot pot. They are also ready to play. Next is a big show.


    Besides, after eating for two hours, they were full.


    On the stage, Fang Bo was suddenly in high spirits and interviewed Justin and Yang Feiyue:


    "Is this the first time you two have worked together?"


    Justin: Yes! It''s a great honor to work with Koi


    Yang Feiyue is different: "what''s the honor? They all said I can''t sing. You have to let me sing..."


    Fang Bo: "did you sing?"


    Yang Feiyue pointed to Justin and said, "no! He had to let me sing during the rehearsal, but I didn''t. I''m only responsible for the rap part. My master is Li Tiezhu! I''m not afraid of him."


    Justin covered his face and thought: my uncle or Li Tiezhu.


    The audience was also full of laughter. Yang Feiyue was also a patient with social compulsion.


    Fang Bo said, "Feiyue, you are a singing group. You can''t sing. It''s so reasonable. Is it a little too much?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "you are still a singer. Can you sing?"


    Fang Bo: "why can''t I? I''ve been a professional..."


    Yang Feiyue: "there are also those actors. Can they act? Their acting skills are worse than me. The lines say one, two, three, four, five. There are others who don''t come to the scene to change their faces. I can''t sing because of my congenital condition. I can''t find the tone. How can I learn it? Blame me?"


    Fang Bo: "er..."


    Yang Feiyue continued: "I can''t dance, but I practice hard. I can barely keep up with the rhythm. I also study hard to sing. There''s no way to learn. You can say that I have a problem with my professional ability, but I can''t say that I have a problem with my attitude. I have a good attitude! This is my job, and I''ll try to do it."


    Fang Bo was dumb: "you''re right, so go down and have a rest first..."


    Yang Feiyue: "besides, at the beginning of the program, I just had to pay 3000 yuan a month for food and accommodation. How did I know that I would form a women''s group? Singing? Dancing?"


    Fang Bo: "don''t blame you, don''t blame you, have a rest..."


    I knew I wouldn''t interview her. It was like a machine gun. It didn''t end suddenly. Sure enough, Li Tiezhu and I were born teachers and disciples.


    Yang Feiyue: "I walk smoothly, but they let me dance? I speak out of tune, and they let me sing? What are their little brains thinking? Can I not cry? Can I not quarrel with the boss?"


    Fang Bo: "er..."


    Yang Feiyue: "however, their food was good, so I stayed."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    The audience laughed and the food was good.


    Justin: "Pooh..."


    Yang Feiyue: "are you laughing at me?"


    Justin: Yes


    Yang Feiyue: "Uncle Bo, he laughed at me."


    Fang Bo: "puha ha... The whole audience is laughing at you! Don''t care about these details. Your task is completed. Go back and eat hot pot. The audience will watch your master sing."


    Yang Feiyue thought, "Oh."


    Live barrage:


    "Can''t I go to... Fang Bo? Dare to interview Koi?"


    "BOGO was first-class until he met Li Tiezhu and Yang Feiyue."


    "This wave is very comfortable!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Yang Feiyue, it''s unreasonable not to be angry."


    "The food was good, so I stayed?"


    "Too real."


    "I also want to laugh at the koi sister."


    "Ho ho ho..."


    When he finally sent Yang Feiyue off the stage, Fang Bo wiped the sweat on his forehead:


    "Hoo... Yang Feiyue''s boss is also a hard worker! In the next half hour, please enjoy the song" China keeps turning ". I finally have time to eat hot pot. See you later!"


    With that, Fang Bo got off the stage.


    On the contrary, the audience was stunned, and the VIP guests at the VIP table were also at a loss. What song should they sing for half an hour?


    "China keeps turning" everyone has heard of it. It''s less than five minutes!


    Maponi couldn''t help wondering, "what''s the matter with Li Tiezhu?"


    Jack Ma said, "you don''t understand. Li Tiezhu will be sealed in the next half hour."


    "What do you mean?"


    "Guess."


    "Love does not say."


    "When Li Tiezhu planned this program, he asked me for advice. Didn''t he ask you? You don''t understand."


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    The relationship between the two leaders is not better. They are fighting in all fields and have their brains out.


    Sun Lei is also muttering to Huang Sanshi, "are you going to make another plane and tank?"


    Huang Sanshi: "I don''t know. If it takes half an hour, it should be song string burning."


    He Ling: "what song can burn for half an hour?"


    Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu has big moves in every concert. I haven''t enlarged the moves today. The calculation time is almost the same."


    The barrage is also full of question marks:


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    "Is Li Tiezhu going to talk about crosstalk?"


    "Half an hour is OK?"


    "Should it be crosstalk? With Xiao Yue?"


    "Mr. Guo and Mr. donkey are here. Let''s go up and get together."


    "I always feel serious. I have to work again."


    "Feel the same way!"


    The stage lights dimmed.


    The sweet Prelude spreads like the sea.


    Li Tiezhu''s singing sounded, and his figure was reflected by the spotlight on the left side of the stage:


    Zhuolu''s ice front melts


    Yu trace outlines China


    The time when the road turns is gone


    At the same time, the central light was slightly bright, and a man in a fur skirt was drilling wood for fire. Next to them, some savages were trembling, and in the darkness around them, there were monsters like nothing, and some eyes were shining.


    Chen Yisen''s singing continues. He is on the right side of the stage:


    Engrave the deed on the tortoise shell


    Reproduce the myth of sericulture


    The Phoenix flew out of Qishan to the pastoral battlefield


    Suddenly, one torch lit up and two torches lit up... Soon, dozens of torches lit up.


    Barrage:


    "This is drilling wood for fire?"


    "Suiren!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s dance is always so creative!"


    "This design is OK..."


    "This is the rhythm from ancient times to modern times?"


    At this time, the music suddenly changed and became desolate and simple.


    It is not the tune of "China keeps turning", but it is very harmonious.


    With the more torches on the stage, the lights on the stage, the moon, and the monsters in the dark disappear invisible.


    Then the stage darkened again.


    Behind the stage, a huge screen lit up and played an old video:


    A voice came from the control room: "five, four, three, two, one, ignition!"


    On the red arrow launcher, China''s first rocket spewed flames and took off slowly.


    The staff in the control room wept with joy, some applauded and cheered, and some hugged each other.


    Barrage:


    "Wow, wipe..."


    "Tears."


    "This video is so amazing."


    "Isn''t this the modern version of flint man''s drilling wood to make fire?"


    "Pay tribute to our ancestors."


    "My scalp was numb when the rocket took off."


    "I''m numb all over."


    "I am also under general anesthesia."


    "Ashamed, I''m half numb..."


    The video ends and the big screen goes dark.


    Han Hong''s voice came:


    Flowers bloom and fall


    Long years long river


    A myth is a spray


    A myth is a tear


    You are in the gathering and dispersion


    There is me in the gathering and dispersion


    You and I are passing by in a hurry


    On the stage, torches and savages have disappeared. Several people dressed in coarse cloth and animal fur, an elderly man is fishing by the river with ropes and nets. Later, the elderly takes people to catch wild boars and raise them in captivity.


    Li Tiezhu sang:


    Sunrise and sunset sunrise and sunset


    A long song


    A drop of bitter wine is a history book


    A drop of blood is a monument


    There is you in the call


    There is me in the call


    Joys and sorrows are songs


    The stage is dim, the big screen lights up, and several "old news" are playing. More than a decade ago, China built the most meat freezer, and the scientific and technological fishery in the South China Sea has made great progress. A few years ago, China''s total meat consumption ranked first in the world, and China''s per capita meat consumption was close to the level of developed countries


    Barrage:


    "New song?"


    "New song, new song..."


    "It seems that I sang a few words on that program?"


    "It should be that one!"


    "Look at the subtitles. The song is called the legend of God."


    "Who''s that fishing and hunting?"


    "Fuxi, one of the three emperors."


    "The Suiren surname just now is also one of the three emperors."


    "Look at the rhythm. The next one should be Shennong."


    "We can afford meat every day now. It''s not easy..."


    "I don''t like fat!"


    Han Hong:


    Look at the vast waves of smoke through the ages


    Running with the hope of a dream


    Dream entrustment dream entrustment


    The hope of the dream and the entrustment of the dream


    On the stage, a man trekked through mountains and rivers, looking for all kinds of plants and tasting them in his mouth. Sometimes poisoned, sometimes bitten by poisonous snakes, but he never stopped his steps... Walking, he went from a strong young man to an old man.


    Where he walked, rice, millet, millet, wheat, beans, hemp, sorghum and other crops grew in pieces.


    Finally, he died from eating heartbreak grass.


    Li Tiezhu:


    Listen to all the people sing


    Leaving only the grace of God


    Legend of God legend of God


    Only the elegance of God and the legend of God are left


    The stage was dim and the big screen lit up. The wrinkled man said in an interview:


    "I dreamed that my rice was taller than sorghum, and the ears were longer than broomsticks. When the sun shone, my colleagues and I sat under the ears of rice to enjoy the cool. Indeed, I had this dream! Later, I had another dream, that field, not a field... It was a big tree, full of ears..."

 Chapter 805

    The audience was sour. Li Tiezhu vividly interpreted the spiritual power of China for 5000 years with a unique way of comparison between ancient and modern times. Every Chinese people will be proud of it.


    Today, we have made unremitting efforts for 5000 years. We don''t steal or rob.


    When we came to Shennong of ancient and modern generations, the atmosphere became more surging, and there was constant applause and cheers.


    Guo gangde shouted to Yu Qian, "it''s a little interesting, elder martial brother!"


    I can''t hear you loud. The audience is too dry.


    Yu Qian nodded: "don''t brag. Iron pillar is at this level. He should direct the next Olympic Games."


    "Such a loser? You can see it?"


    "Hey! No one is a fool. This is just the beginning. There are dynasties behind it. This show... Iron pillar has to understand!"


    "Well, let''s see. There will be tens of thousands of tears in the stands later. A piece of snot bubble is brighter than a fluorescent stick."


    "Horn, you really hurt!"


    Live barrage:


    "It''s Shennong!"


    "Two generations of Shennong are on the same stage. It''s really burning."


    "I''m serious. I''m serious at last."


    "The goods have been sold for more than ten times."


    "It''s really time to organize those traffic network Reds to see it again."


    "You should also write your impressions, no less than 1500 words."


    "Is it damaged?"


    "The dream of enjoying the cool under the grass will come true!"


    The song continued, and Han Hong sang:


    Sunrise and sunset sunrise and sunset


    A long song


    A drop of bitter wine is a history book


    A drop of blood is a monument


    There is you in the call


    There is me in the call


    Joys and sorrows are songs


    On the stage, the flood destroyed towns and villages, the mountains collapsed and the earth cracked, and the people were dead everywhere.


    Then, a man stood up and led everyone to dig canals and build embankments to control the flood. After a long and arduous struggle, we finally subdued the raging waves and the world recovered its vitality.


    Li Tiezhu:


    Listen to all the people sing


    Leaving only the grace of God


    Legend of God legend of God


    Only the elegance of God and the legend of God are left


    On the big screen, we are familiar with the "old news" of flood fighting and disaster relief 20 years ago.


    In the face of the torrential flood, a group of people bravely rushed to meet the difficulties. When they saw the collapsed dam, one young child after another jumped into the water and built the dam of life with flesh and blood.


    In the picture, several soldiers were swept away by the flood and never came back. Some villagers knelt down and begged these children not to jump into the water again, but they worked together and never retreated.


    At the end of the picture, the flood receded, and the muddy children fell on the beach... Fell asleep.


    The audience was deeply shocked.


    The former scene is still a distant legend, romantic and magnificent, while the latter scene is the history witnessed by most people, tragic and vivid.


    This nation never lacks heroes, because each of them has an indelible divinity - man will conquer heaven!


    In case of flood, we will not wait to die, nor will we run away in panic.


    Many people shed tears silently in the stands, probably a kind of happy tears?


    Live barrage:


    "Long live!"


    "Dayu''s flood control is engraved in our genes..."


    "This picture looks and cries once."


    "God bless China. I hope this will not happen again in the future."


    "Really, apart from China, which country''s army will do this?"


    "There is only one army without guns in disaster relief, and there is no semicolon."


    "The mud covered the trouser legs, and the sweat soaked the back of the clothes..."


    "That flood was a war."


    "This is the pride that only Chinese people understand."


    "Li Tiezhu sang me and cried again!"


    "Thousands of years ago, when there was a flood, we chose hard steel, not to mention now?"


    "I heard that there was an artificial Noah''s Ark running, poof..."


    The music of "Legend of God" falls slowly, and the accompaniment of "China keeps turning" is cleverly connected.


    On the stage, someone engraved characters on the tortoise shell, an old man was fishing, and then someone hugged Maggie and smiled at the lit beacon.


    Li Tiezhu walked on the stage and passed through them:


    When did you fight


    Wolf smoke dies in the sand


    Qin Dao praises those immortal laws


    What''s the difference between slave princes


    The great wall collapsed after losing deer


    The end of heroes brings a new world


    Chen Ethan is still singing on the small stage on the right:


    Who comes back with white hair


    Camel Bells float to Rome


    It''s home to drink horses in the new desert and the vast sea


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    On the stage, various pictures are staged in turn. Some people hold the Heshi Bi and hit the column, some are cracked at the city gate, some lead their disciples around, and some ride a buffalo out of Hangu pass


    When the two finished singing this paragraph, the horn sounded and a sense of desolation came to their faces.


    This is the prelude to the rolling Yangtze River flowing east.


    Tenger''s song sounded:


    The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward


    Waves wash away Heroes


    Right or wrong, success or failure, turn head empty


    The green mountains are still there


    How many sunsets


    It is worthy of being Mr. Tengger. He sings a solemn and tragic song. He is bold and domineering. He has a wild sense of sweeping the six harmonies. It is very... Suitable!


    At this time, on the stage, the king of Qin stood on the huge map of Kyushu and asked the nine golden men to defend Kyushu. Behind them, in the continuous mountains, they quickly built a towering Great Wall, just like a giant dragon lying in the north of Kyushu.


    Barrage:


    "I almost laughed..."


    "Did Uncle Tengger sing the flood of the Yangtze River?"


    "Cang Jie''s writing, Jiang Taigong''s fishing, the battle of pastoral fields, the return of the perfect to Zhao, the car crack of Shang Yang''s reform, Confucius''s study tour, Lao Tzu''s departure from Hangu pass..."


    "The cow in front!"


    "Next is the Qin and Han Dynasties!"


    "The first emperor was still a cow, laying the foundation for the unification of China."


    "The Great Wall..."


    Li Tiezhu also changed his singing style and moved closer to uncle chaoteng. After all, this history should be heroic and domineering:


    White haired fisherman and woodcutter on Jiangzhu


    Used to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze


    A pot of muddy wine likes to meet


    How many things have happened in ancient and modern times


    All pay a joke


    The big screen lights up again, this time videos and photos of the garrison.


    On the top of the snow capped mountains in Xinzang, young soldiers with cracked and frostbitten faces stood like pine in the wind and snow. On the plateau of western Xinjiang, soldiers lead horses to patrol the border. It takes half a month to come back. On the ice sheet in the north, soldiers stood guard in the dark, with a dark night sky and gorgeous Aurora overhead.


    In southern Xinjiang, it is different. Small islands take root and sprout like seeds... Grow up and build barracks, airports, ports and... Vegetable gardens on them.


    This is the great wall of the new era... The shield of China.


    There was thunderous applause.


    Then, two cavalry (fake, of course) appeared on the stage. One was wearing yellow armor and the other was wearing red armor. They successively killed northwest on the map of Kyushu left by King Qin.


    Yellow armour is the Eastern Han Dynasty and red armour is the Western Han Dynasty. Of course, there may not be many viewers who can understand it.


    Barrage:


    "The new Great Wall is awesome!"


    "I thought the Great Wall was the first island chain..."


    "The great wall of flesh and blood is so shocking!"


    "What''s the situation with the two cavalry? Is there a big one to talk about?"


    "The Eastern Han Dynasty is a native virtue, which is yellow. After Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, because the native born gold, the new dynasty is Jinde. After Liu Xiufu, the son of the throne, conquered gold with fire, so the Eastern Han Dynasty is a fire virtue and red."


    "Although I don''t understand, I feel like a cow."


    "In short, the Yellow cavalry was Huo Qubing and wolf juxu in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the Red Cavalry was Dou xianle and Shi Yanran in the Western Han Dynasty."


    "Shit! Does Li Tiezhu still know this?"


    "Don''t you really think Li Tiezhu is a fool?"


    Tenger:


    White haired fisherman and woodcutter on Jiangzhu


    Used to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze


    A pot of muddy wine likes to meet


    How many things have happened in ancient and modern times


    All pay a joke


    The stage is dim, and videos of Chinese peacekeeping forces and combating Somali pirates are playing on the big screen.


    In fact, the comparison of this paragraph is not very appropriate. Who makes us love peace? well!


    But the audience still like this. Applause can explain the problem.


    After the song "rolling Yangtze River flowing east", Li Tiezhu and Chen Yisen continue to "China keeps turning". It is obvious that Li Tiezhu wants to use this song to connect the whole Chinese history and interpret them all.


    Moreover, the focus of each period of history is different. For example, you can no longer pay attention to martial arts than the two Song Dynasties and the two Jin Dynasties, nor can you show commercial prosperity in the ancient pre-Qin period.


    After this period of the history of the Qin, Han and Three Kingdoms, it came to the two Jin, northern and Southern Dynasties. The lyrics about this paragraph in "China keeps turning" were all sad, but Li Tiezhu couldn''t be sad. He chose culture and art as the starting point.


    There is a very suitable song, Lanting preface.


    This song was sung by Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu. The dance and video also closely focus on the key point of culture. The most important comparison between ancient and modern times is... In ancient times, Wang Xizhi wrote the preface to the Lanting collection after drinking, which has become a famous masterpiece for thousands of years. Now, Taizong pointed out the dirt of rivers and mountains. In those days, thousands of princes, Genghis Khan, a generation of Tianjiao, only knew bending bow and shooting big sculptures!


    What they have in common is... Calligraphy!


    But also the same way of comparison, ancient and modern printing, but this time is better than the past.


    After that, there were the Sui, Tang, Five Dynasties and ten countries.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu sang the song "dream back to the Tang Dynasty".


    The song used by Liao and Jin Dynasties in the two Song Dynasties is "east wind breaking".


    Meng Yuan and Da Ming used compendium of Materia Medica.


    At the end of the song, on the stage, Xu Xiake measured thousands of miles of rivers and mountains with his feet with leggings, and the emperor of the capital had lost the rivers and mountains and hung the southeast branch.


    This dynasty is also sad. Li Tiezhu can only find another way to compare Tu youyou with Li Shizhen.


    When Li Shizhen, who wrote compendium of Materia Medica under the lamp, met a later female saint with a Nobel Prize, the scene was also exciting.


    Then came the period of the Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China.


    The song Li Tiezhu chose is... Red Ling.


    Songzhu''er sings with Li Tiezhu. She sings well and is more reliable than many singers.


    Li Tiezhu never liked tartar Qing. Therefore, the first scene on the stage was... Yangzhou Jiading ten butchers on the third day and Qianlong six trips to the south of the Yangtze River. These two scenes were presented on the stage at the same time. It seems shocking and ironic.


    Then came the Opium War. The enemy''s gunboats ran rampant, and the Old Summer Palace was ablaze with fire.


    Song Zhuer sings:


    The fans open and close, the gongs and drums sound and silent


    Who can tell the truth about the situation in the play


    Used to hide happiness, anger, sadness and happiness in pink ink


    How can I sing and wear my words? White bones and gray are all mine


    The stage was suddenly dark, and the big screen lit up again. The support army drove the wolves of the coalition forces of the sixteen countries to run, the pigs to rush, the chickens to fly and the dogs to jump.


    This time, instead of using the previous analogy, Li Tiezhu chose... Inverse ratio.

 Chapter 806

    It''s really a chicken flying dog jumping.


    The inflection point of the world is here. In the space where Li Tiezhu is located, the rice army was almost driven out of the sea. Finally, it was forced to stop the war and withdraw from Nanbang without staying.


    This is also the reason why the world is more prosperous and powerful. The starting point is higher.


    The audience was just furious, but now they are excited.


    This is the effect of contrast. Without contrast, there is no pride.


    Wu Jing gave two thumbs up under the stage. One thumb was missing. It must be difficult for yehenara and others to understand how a descendant of Wu Jing was so refined.


    Jackie Chan, Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Liu Huade and other bigwigs were also applauding.


    Barrage:


    "Who does heaven bypass?"


    "When the Eight Power Allied forces invaded China, they doubled and sent a group to the door for our revenge."


    "To reason with robbers, we must use the language they understand."


    "To tell you the truth, Ta Qing is really disgusting."


    "Now there is a flood of braid drama..."


    "Some people believe that in the prosperous age of Kang and Qian, they also saw ghosts."


    "In other dynasties, he was a minister, and in my Taqing Dynasty, he was a slave."


    "Songzhuer sings very well."


    "It must have been taught by Li Tiezhu."


    "Pull it down. Li Tiezhu''s singing was not as good as Songzhu''s before."


    "The support army is the real God."


    "Like this show!"


    "It doesn''t look like a concert anymore. It''s a bit of a musical."


    "Last month, some people laughed at Li Tiezhu for not being able to dance and not being qualified to hold a concert, poof..."


    Li Tiezhu then sang:


    In troubled times, duckweed can''t bear to see the beacon burning mountains and rivers


    I dare not forget to worry about my country, even if no one knows me


    The people under the stage can''t see the old color


    The people on the stage are singing the song of heartbroken parting


    Love is hard to write. She sings with blood


    Who is the guest when the curtain rises and falls


    What is being performed on the stage is a naval battle. The words Dingyuan, Zhenyuan and Jingyuan are written on the warship. Obviously, it is the Sino Japanese naval battle.


    The war is fierce and cruel, which is in line with the lyrics "duckweed in troubled times can bear to watch the beacon fire burn mountains and rivers".


    Zhiyuan was fired by shelling, so she chose to crash into the enemy ship and die together, but unfortunately she was torpedoed and sank. Jingyuan was also shot and caught fire and sank by a torpedo. Jingyuan and Laiyuan were shot too many times and withdrew from the battle.


    Later, the torpedo boat fled and the defeat was decided.


    In fact, there were four naval battles. For the convenience of stage display, they were adapted and integrated into one.


    Song Zhuer held his voice and sang Kunqu tune:


    Deep feeling, regret and seriousness. Looking back, there is an illusion. Who is opposite


    On the stage, the navy was surrounded by the enemy in the military port, and the soldiers fled one after another.


    The fourth day... Ding Ruchang committed suicide and the Beiyang navy was destroyed.


    Isn''t it an illusion to look back?


    Once upon a time, the first fleet of the East disappeared in the long river of history.


    The audience also looked indignant and looked forward to a wave of inverse comparison on the big screen.


    However, this time, the big screen did not light up.


    It can be compared, but Li Tiezhu didn''t do so. It''s enough to compare with this rotten era. Do you still need to continue to compare?


    Prove better than it now?


    That would be too flattering. It doesn''t deserve it.


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    When the play is over, the water sleeves rise and fall


    Singing joys and sorrows has nothing to do with me


    In the next scene, Zuo Zongtang, in his twilight years, was assassinated for peace, dragged his sick body and trembled to sign the Treaty of Shimonoseki.


    On the ground, beside the huge Begonia map, the big island is gone.


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    The people under the stage can''t see the old color


    The people on the stage are singing the song of heartbroken parting


    In another act, 200000 northeast troops withdrew from the three northeastern provinces without firing a shot, and 20000 Japanese troops easily occupied it.


    Compared with tartar Qing, this era is half weight.


    ¡­¡­


    Love is hard to write. She sings with blood


    The curtain of the play rises and falls, and the guests end up


    During the Lugou Bridge incident, the two sides shot at each other across the bridge. The war was fierce. Then... Only the stone lions full of bullet holes were left, staring at the mountains and rivers full of beacon smoke.


    ¡­¡­


    Love is hard to write. She sings with blood


    The curtain of the play rises and falls, and the guests end up


    After you sing, I''ll come on stage


    The last scene, Nanjing City in 1937, this performance is more stream of consciousness.


    The enemy planes and tanks attacked the city. With the advance of the enemy, the Nanjing city built with stage props gradually collapsed until the last section of the city wall fell and all fell.


    The enemy continued to advance until it disappeared.


    Between the ruins, beside the tram tracks, sat a crying baby (prop).


    As like as two peas, the big screen finally lit up after almost all the songs, and it was a picture that was exactly the same on the stage, but it was a real black and white photo.


    As the stage darkened, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer sang the last few sentences across half the stage.


    Song Zhuer: don''t laugh at the wind and moon play, don''t laugh at people''s absurdity


    Li Tiezhu: I also asked Qinghuang about his rise and fall


    On the big screen, black-and-white photos disappeared and replaced by a cartoon.


    On the left of the picture is Nanjing in 1937, a little girl running away in rags and barefoot. On the right is Nanjing City in 2017, a little girl in a down jacket and thick gloves.


    In the middle, there are two lines:


    That year''s troubled times were like hemp. May you have beautiful years in your next life.


    Matsushita: Tao is ruthless. How can you think about love


    Li Tiezhu: Tao is ruthless, Tao is affectionate, and it takes time to think


    The singing is over.


    But no one applauded, let alone cheered, because... Is inappropriate.


    The mood of the stage is not suitable.


    The audience''s personal mood is not suitable.


    Most of the audience are wiping their tears, and some have cried to tears.


    One hundred years of humiliation, only three or seven years of Nanjing is the darkest moment.


    VIP banquet, artists also red eyes.


    Liu Huade had left tears on his face. He raised his hand and wiped it. He took a deep breath to ease his mood. He said to Zhou Xingxing next to him, "it''s not easy..."


    I don''t know whether he said it was not easy for China or Li Tiezhu to give such a shocking performance.


    Zhou Xingxing covered his mouth and shook his head. He wanted to talk, but he found that he couldn''t make a sound.


    Their expressions and actions also flew into the eyes of hundreds of millions of viewers through live cameras:


    "Jiawu is really... It''s hard to calm down!"


    "Why did you lose?"


    "In fact, if you change a reliable Dynasty, you can continue to fight."


    "The old Buddha is going to celebrate his birthday!"


    "Better with friends than with domestic slaves. Have you heard of it?"


    "If the Kwantung Army doesn''t shoot, it''s also the best place for the whole Chinese industry!"


    "Without the three northeastern provinces, the Japanese nation simply cannot fully invade."


    "Young Marshal? Hehe..."


    "Nanjing... I cried."


    "My whole family cried..."


    "Those two pictures are really tearful!"


    "May you have beautiful years in your next life..."


    "We have!"


    Backstage, the guests who did not participate in the program did not eat hot pot. They watched the whole process quietly with red eyes.


    Fang Bo, who was going to eat a lot, was the most shocked. He didn''t participate in the rehearsal before he came. This was the first time he saw them perform. Since he returned to the backstage, he only ate a hot pot. Later, he was attracted by the performance.


    At this time, he sucked his nose, took a napkin and wiped his tears. He got up and said, "hey... I haven''t eaten yet. Li Tiezhu is really... Very good!"


    With that, he left again. There was still time for a song. He would be on the stage again.


    On the stage, the spotlight on Song Zhuer and Li Tiezhu slowly dimmed.


    In the darkness, the sad sound of Erhu came, followed by zither, pipa, and finally drums and gongs. This is a new connection added by Li Tiezhu, slowly transitioning back to China.


    This music is sad at first, then vicissitudes of life. With the addition of drums and gongs, it becomes excited again.


    The light hit Chen Ethan on the right:


    The years of indulging in KangQian


    When


    His voice was stuck, and the sentence was hoarse and awkward.


    At this time, his eyes are also red.


    Just now, he had been on the stage to witness the performance and the history, especially the last two photos, which broke his defense and finally couldn''t help crying.


    When he sang, he didn''t completely adjust, and the second lyrics didn''t come out.


    "Pa pa pa..."


    The audience applauded silently. No one blamed him, but only supported him.


    The stage lit up again, and a team dressed in rags and leggings were marching under the bombing of aircraft.


    Barrage:


    "Chen Ethan cried!"


    "Can you sing?"


    "Come on! Sing freely, no one will blame you..."


    "Here comes the miracle!"


    "It''s really the long march!"


    "If you use" China keeps turning "to connect in series, there will be this one."


    "I was still crying, but now it''s burning again..."


    "My hair stands up!"


    "Awesome -"


    Chen Yisen takes a deep breath and yells if his voice is hoarse. He doesn''t care about singing. This paragraph must be shouted out:


    Angry teenagers


    Broke the shackles of the nation


    Reshape China


    Turn ruggedness into Pingchuan


    After tens of thousands of miles of difficulties and dangers


    How many heroes live forever in this world


    The husky and exciting singing is completely inconsistent with the original version, and is different from the style of Chen Yisen''s love call transfer, which is a little rock and roll.


    But... With the team of the Long March, they complement each other unexpectedly.


    At this time, the team was crossing a river, once, twice, three times, four times... To avoid the bombing of aircraft and the siege of the enemy.


    Then, the team trudged through the swamp and climbed over the snow mountain. Many people fell down and never stood up again.


    Li Tiezhu also follows Chen Yisen''s singing style:


    People in yuexiong pass


    Where are they now


    Only the prosperous times are left, and thousands of buildings are located


    Five thousand years is just a flash in the universe


    How many volumes of Zhang Hua did the dragon totem write


    People rush for revival


    Thousands of people gather new hope


    After vicissitudes


    Here is the meaning of our past existence


    The stage darkened.


    The big screen lights up and is a precious historical video. At a meeting before the founding of the people''s Republic of China, the great man announced:


    "When we held the meeting, the Chinese people had defeated their enemies, changed the face of China and established a new China. We 475 million Chinese are now standing up and the future of our nation is infinitely bright."

 Chapter 807

    (the last few paragraphs of the previous chapter have been deleted to roughly announce that we have stood up.)


    Time is flowing


    The Chinese ring keeps turning


    In five thousand years


    "Pa pa pa pa pa..."


    "Woo woo..."


    "Awesome ~"


    More than 70000 spectators applauded like thunder, mixed with strange shouts and huge waves, as if they were going to lift the roof of the stadium.


    Of course, it can''t be lifted, because it''s an open-air stadium with no roof.


    After the extreme repression of China''s Tata Qing and the scrape Democratic Party, the audience''s mood finally ushered in a big outbreak.


    Although it was just a few words of lyrics, coupled with the stage performance, and the announcement to the world on the big screen, everyone felt elated.


    This is China!


    The guests at the VIP table also applauded.


    Barrage:


    "Long live the great man!"


    "Salute! Heroes are always in heaven and earth!"


    "This golden age is as you wish."


    "If you stand up, you can''t kneel down again."


    "This performance is a classic!"


    "Anyone who has done a show knows how difficult it is to complete such a performance."


    "Half an hour..."


    "Serious brother is hanging."


    "Let me say that Li Tiezhu is a superstar. Is there no objection?"


    "Talented and creative, three views are also very positive."


    "Such a superstar, you can have a few more..."


    "It''s good to have one. Cherish it."


    "It feels like watching a blockbuster!"


    "Handsome!"


    "Always support Li Tiezhu!"


    Most people think that this super long performance should be over. Li Tiezhu and the guests have sung a total of eight songs together with "China keeps turning".


    It''s been thirty minutes.


    It''s hard to imagine how they rehearsed the performance and connection so carefully.


    So far, even if there is a small flaw in Chen Yisen''s missing sentence, it is also an extremely perfect performance on the whole.


    Even, in the eyes of many people, Chen Yisen''s mistake is an alternative classic.


    However, the music did not stop, but smoothly turned to the prelude to misplaced time and space.


    People wake up like a dream. Yes, Chinese history has not been sung. This is the most exciting decades.


    In the middle of the stage, the lights are on.


    A bound man was being shot. Several soldiers of the Republic of China raised their guns at the man.


    The man said with a smile, "let our future generations enjoy the happiness gained by our predecessors through thorns and thorns!"


    Bang Bang


    The man fell straight back.


    The stage is dark and the big screen lights up. The picture is the cemetery of martyr Chen qiaonian.


    The song sounded, not Li Tiezhu''s voice or Chen Yisen''s voice, but Yi Xiaomao:


    You were my age that year


    Young as a green song


    But to create the new world of dreams.


    You turned and hurried into the wind and rain


    Barrage:


    "Chen qiaonian said so well!"


    "It''s hard to imagine how strong their spirit is."


    "If I get caught, I won''t last three days."


    "I used to be a penny, and now I feel like a fool."


    "Love this song!"


    "Nine people sing together, this is to..."


    "This is the last song."


    "Li Tiezhu should hold more concerts and be sure to see them."


    "I didn''t get the ticket either."


    "Hey, hey, I squatted outside the stadium and watched with my mobile phone. There were a lot of people crying."


    Luhani:


    I see thousands of lovely you


    Don''t turn back and run to the depths of the smoke


    How many youthful figures disappear at night


    In exchange for dawn


    All the artists who sang with Li Tiezhu before took the stage and sang this song one by one.


    On the stage, the story of one martyr after another is performed, which is very shocking.


    On the big screen, there are magnificent scenes, such as high-speed rail, night markets full of delicious food on the streets of Shudu, UHV transmission lines across mountains, children studying in bright classrooms, large-scale and busy giant ports... And five aircraft carrier formations.


    Li Tiezhu''s last solo:


    I look up at the stars you''ve seen


    Meet again through a hundred years of time and space


    At this moment, we always connect


    I know


    At this time, a red boat docked on the stage. The martyrs who "sacrificed" just now boarded the red boat one by one. The waves were rough, the wind was surging, and the red ship swayed out in the wind and waves.


    A series of numbers emerge in the "water". Whenever the wupeng boat passes, the numbers will appear.


    1921¡¢1922¡¢1923¡­¡­


    Everyone knows that the red boat is the place where our party was born.


    Including Li Tiezhu, nine singers on the stage sang the last paragraph together:


    I look up at the stars you''ve seen


    The earth has changed time and space


    The red you left swaying in the wind


    In my heart ~


    The red boat fluctuated up and down in the stormy waves, and passed breathtaking and firm... 19491950


    After that, the sea was clear and there were no strong winds and waves.


    The red boat didn''t stop. It was still moving on.


    In the accompaniment sound, the large screen lights up.


    A huge plane was covered under a huge cloth, which slid down and blew out its towering glory. In this world, Hong 20 has been listed. There is no chance to attack brother cos on 11.


    As soon as the picture turned, Hong 20 flew over Kyoto.


    A row of red characters appeared on the big screen: Happy 70th birthday!


    Meanwhile, the music stopped.


    The red boat on the stage has just arrived in 2019.


    "Wuwu..."


    "Happy Birthday!"


    "I love you!"


    "Long live -"


    The atmosphere of the scene really reached its peak at this moment. Almost everyone stood up from their seats, waved and shouted.


    The applause was thunderous and the shouting was thunderous.


    That night, the Jinmen Seismological Bureau detected a slight earthquake at the Jinmen stadium.


    Barrage:


    "Happy Birthday!"


    "Happy 70th birthday!"


    "Wow! Li Tiezhu gave a gift."


    "Good idea."


    "This is what an idol should look like."


    "Long live China!"


    "I''ll give 100 points for this performance."


    "Ceiling like existence, Tianxiu."


    "After this concert, Li Tiezhu is a real superstar."


    Before the concert was over, Li Tiezhu rushed to the hot search again... Li Tiezhu presented a gift for the 70th anniversary of the national day.


    Many years later, this Chinese series of performances will be recorded in the annals of the literary and art circles and become an insurmountable peak, standing there and frightening the latecomers.


    The next day, at the end of CCTV''s four sets of noon news programs, the gags of this performance were specially broadcast, and the most important thing was the picture of paying tribute to the 70th anniversary of the national day.


    The host said:


    "Li Tiezhu, a famous Chinese artist, completed the last stop of his first global reincarnation concert in Jinmen. During this period, Li Tiezhu, Han Hong, Tengger and others jointly performed a series of performances up to 35 and a half minutes to present a congratulatory gift for the upcoming 70th anniversary of the national day. The beautiful songs are accompanied by a performance design with great historical heritage and on the big screen At the end of the concert, Li Tiezhu successfully proposed to songzhu''er. Let''s bless the young couple. "


    Good guy, since then, no one has called singer Li Tiezhu, actor Li Tiezhu, director Li Tiezhu or artist Li Tiezhu in any program or event. They all have to call artist Li Tiezhu, and the last time they have to call... Teacher Li.


    Many netizens said that where is this NIMA''s own son? It''s clearly a grandson!


    Who dotes on his son so much?


    impossible!


    Absolutely impossible!


    Some netizens said that Yang Ma praised Li Tiezhu to death? He deserved it!


    Of course, that''s all later.


    At the concert, he fell into madness because of this performance.


    This is the end of the Chinese series. Nine songs took a full 35 minutes.


    Host Fang Bo stepped on the stage and gave up after a little interaction with the guests, because the audience was so crazy and noisy that it was difficult to interview.


    The audience on the stand spontaneously sang "singing about the motherland". Hey, let them!


    Li Tiezhu took the microphone and sang along with them:


    "The five-star red flag is flying in the wind. How loud the victory song is, singing about our dear motherland, moving towards prosperity and strength from now on..."


    Then nine singers left.


    Fang Bo waited until the audience finished singing to interact with them and adjust the audience''s mood.


    Next, Yue Yupeng stepped on the stage and said a one-man crosstalk to continue to appease the excited hearts of the audience.


    backstage.


    Li Tiezhu poured water and sang for more than half an hour. His throat was smoking.


    Guests came to praise Li Tiezhu:


    "Iron pillar, well done."


    "This performance is amazing. It''s my first concert of this style."


    "The matching of those stage performances and large screens is great!"


    "Come to me next time you have a concert!"


    "Brother Zhu! Cow!"


    "Master, did I give you a face today?"


    Wu Litao said with a smile. He really didn''t pull his crotch today.


    Luhani interrupted, "fortunately, you''re not cheap today."


    Wu Litao: "how can I talk to your brother Tao?"


    Luhani: "your master and I are brothers. Listen to your uncle."


    Then the two former teammates started fighting.


    Han Hong said to Li Tiezhu, "are you ok? I think you''re a little hoarse after singing. Did you drink fat sea?"


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you drinking? I''ve been drinking every day since Toronto, but I still can''t carry it."


    Han Hong: "come on, boy, it''s the last game today. Hold on!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "don''t worry, aunt, you will never be humiliated."


    The concert is not over yet. Li Tiezhu still has a few songs and a... Task.


    Han Hong thought for a moment and said, "forget it, you still have something important to do. I''ll support you with a song" Tianlu ". That''s it."


    Li Tiezhu dared not refuse.


    After a little rest, Li Tiezhu went up and sang some songs. When he returned to the backstage, songzhu''er had changed the equipment for the next proposal ceremony and was coming out of the dressing room.


    Songzhuer in a snow-white deep V lace evening dress is bright and moving.


    The V is too deep. It is deep to the navel. On both sides of the V on the chest, white feathers cover the key parts, as shown in the figure.


    No matter how beautifully dressed she was, she couldn''t cover her sand carving breath. The goods rowed and pulled open the sliding door of the dressing room with both hands. The door flew back to both sides, and she began to dance with a faint face.


    However, the door hit and bounced back. She quickly blocked it with her hands, and then... Continued to dance pretending to be cold.


    The guests outside suddenly changed from astonishment to laughter.

 Chapter 808

    Li Tiezhu also shook his head. He felt that songzhuer had become stupid since he was with him.


    Well, it''s just that when I''m with him, I look stupid and cute. I''m cruel and cunning.


    This is why she is the real boss of Li Tiezhu''s studio. Without her control, Li Tiezhu can''t have today''s achievements.


    Songzhu''er came out and turned around with her skirt: "am I beautiful?"


    Everyone immediately began to praise the fancy. Next, she was the absolute protagonist. Moreover, she was also a beautiful Hong Kong style beauty with full scores.


    Songzhuer''s appearance belongs to the amazing beauty in Hong Kong films, which is by no means the same as those stereotyped female stars entertained inside. Many people say that she is little Zhang Baizhi, which is teacher Chen''s Zhang Baizhi.


    Songzhu''er jumped in front of Li Tiezhu again: "hum!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "are you cold in this?"


    Song Zhuer: "hum!"


    When Li Tiezhu saw that her deep V was too deep, he was a little uncomfortable. The outline of his chest was exposed. Although it was good-looking, he couldn''t show it to others?


    In the final analysis, Li Tiezhu is a traditional and conservative person... Right?


    Li Tiezhu hesitated for a moment and said, "why don''t you... Wear a flesh colored thermal underwear inside? It''s... Figure skating..."


    "Puff..."


    "Hehe..."


    New and old artists around laughed.


    Han Hong slapped Li Tiezhu on the back of his head. At the most romantic moment in his life, did you let him wear autumn clothes?


    Teng Gore kicked Li Tiezhu and held it for a long time. The goods even encouraged his son to pluck the bird''s hair.


    Wu Litao was eager to try. Then he raised his foot from behind to kick Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu happened to look back and see him. For a moment, he was very embarrassed: "praise her for her beauty."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly realized: "spicy claw, you are so beautiful."


    Matsushita: "hum! Duplicity."


    In fact, songzhu''er knew that the most beautiful thing in Li Tiezhu''s heart was lengba. Who let it be his falls terbulad?


    Oh! Man''s original heart


    Wu Litao took the opportunity to kick Li Tiezhu and deceive the teacher to destroy his ancestors.


    Yang Feiyue is furious. Elder martial brother is immoral! Why... Don''t you ask me to kick it with you?


    Yes, Yang Feiyue has recognized Wu Litao as her elder martial brother, because Wu Litao''s truth makes her unable to refute. Wu Litao''s truth is that she has set up a hot pot shop in Kyoto, which is very solid.


    The hot pot they eat tonight is the hot pot sauces and ingredients transported from Yang Feiyue''s hot pot shop.


    For this reason, Chen Chichi is still dissatisfied. Isn''t my Xianyi village fragrant?


    Backstage these people are making a fuss, and on the stage is Luhani singing "count you hard".


    Zhou Qian is waiting for the next set to sing "the left hand points to the moon".


    Then, the final performance of the concert belongs to Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer.


    Songzhu''er was praised by duplicity and gladly accepted that your whole zoo is in my hands. What am I afraid of?


    She suddenly forked her waist and smiled: "ho ho ho..."


    The people nearby are inexplicable. Why does this woman laugh?


    Li Tiezhu is still walking around songzhu''er to see if her clothes will go away. It''s too... Too simple! Who designed the clothes? So hasty!


    Songzhu''er knew Li Tiezhu best and said, "don''t read it. I pasted it on my chest."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    The artists nearby were immediately shocked by thunder. The couple are really... Immortal couples, shit!


    If they combine, they don''t have to worry about trouble in the world.


    It has been a disaster


    "What are you looking at? Go and change your clothes."


    "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu was yelled by songzhu''er and went to the dressing room.


    In the last proposal session, songzhuer only told Li Tiezhu to sing two songs. Li Tiezhu didn''t know about the others. They were all designed by songzhuer. He specially kept Li Tiezhu confidential.


    Zhang Xiaomeng doesn''t dare to divulge secrets to Li Tiezhu. After all, it doesn''t matter to offend Li Tiezhu. It''s fatal to offend songzhuer.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu didn''t even know what style the dress songzhuer prepared for him was.


    When he saw the suit in the dressing room, Li Tiezhu smiled: "Mom, Songzhu! It''s really yours! Kuo Yi!"


    When he changed his clothes and came out, the backstage artists and staff laughed wildly, uh huh... This is Li Tiezhu!


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t reject this dress. As long as he doesn''t just go on stage, he wears everything.


    Songzhu''er looked at Li Tiezhu. Grey chicken was satisfied, so he resolutely led Li Tiezhu to the stage.


    On the way, I met Luhani who came back from singing. The goods directly sat on the ground: "goose..."


    Li Tiezhu: "he! Tui ~ no loyalty!"


    Luhani was out of breath and took out his mobile phone to take pictures: "Gee... I want to send it to shuangnier, gee..."


    Li Tiezhu also shamelessly turned around and compared with him.


    As long as I''m not embarrassed, others are embarrassed.


    The core theme of the concert was to present a gift to the 70th birthday of the motherland. Secondly, it was announced by the foreign official that Li Tiezhu took over the Hong fund, and the drama of proposing marriage was only incidental and not too important.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the stage to wait. The next two songs are also the last two songs in today''s concert.


    The two of them will appear on the stage on two lifting platforms respectively.


    Now Zhou Qian is singing on the stage. He sings with his left hand pointing to the moon better than Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu has promised to put this song in his new album.


    Li Tiezhu took the microphone handed over by the staff and was a little uneasy.


    The microphone is also his exclusive microphone. Generally, famous musicians customize the microphone according to their own singing method, and Li Tiezhu is no exception.


    Aside, the patients with social obsessive-compulsive disorder are connecting the staff everywhere. From time to time, they still hold the staff''s walkie talkie to chat with the director, which is mysterious.


    This makes Li Tiezhu feel at a loss. Who knows what kind of flower work pine and bamboo will play.


    She is a complete psychopath.


    A pure psycho!


    After a while, Zhou Qian stepped down after singing and saw Li Tiezhu: "poof... Brother Zhu is handsome! Bamboo son, really don''t have yours..."


    He left with a shrug of his shoulders.


    On the stage, host Fang Bo is interacting with the audience: "... Songzhuer is a psycho! I''m competing with Xu Shan and Li Tiezhu to shoot" in full bloom " I knew it when I was. The last two songs of the concert are planned by songzhuer. Everyone... Please be lucky! Anyway, try not to eat snacks next. I''m afraid you''ll choke. Of course, those who buy insurance can continue to eat. "


    Audience: "ha ha ha..."


    Fang Bo said with a smile, "well, my volunteer work today is over. Bye, everyone. Now please enjoy the next special program. Oh, by the way, we should broadcast the message from the director of the special program first."


    The audience was at a loss. What special program? What director''s message? Isn''t the director Li Tiezhu?


    The big guys at the VIP table know that they are coming! The proposal link finally came. The reason why they gathered in Li Tiezhu''s concert was to propose to Li Tiezhu as a witness in addition to giving gifts to the national day.


    But... Who is the director? Must be a famous domestic director?


    At the family table, Liu Xiaohua laughed, and Mr. Sun covered his face and couldn''t bear to look straight at him.


    On the stage, Fang Bo exits and the big screen lights up.


    The director in the picture is Matsushita. She is watering grapes in a small villa in Kyoto.


    More than 70000 viewers were blindfolded. What do you mean? What''s next? Directed by Matsushita? Can I see it? Will it be toxic and blind?


    The VIP guests laughed back and forth and proposed to songzhuer with Li Tiezhu. Did songzhuer design it himself? Why do you ask for a fart? Is there any suspense?


    On the big screen, songzhu''er held the kettle and said, "Hello, I''m songzhu''er. I have a friend who wants to propose to his girlfriend, but I don''t know how to propose. So I asked me to help him design a proposal plan. My friend is really stupid, so I answered."


    The VIP seat laughed and turned over several chairs.


    Zhou Xingxing is helping Liu Huade stand up and beat his old waist. Liu Huade smiles and tears.


    The audience on the stand continued to be confused. What''s the situation?


    Li Tiezhu''s concert, to propose to others? Is it so lax? Which fool has such a big face?


    Li Tiezhu himself?


    Oh, that''s okay.


    Songzhuer, are you crazy


    On the big screen, songzhuer said, "my friend''s name is Li Tiezhu. He wants to propose to his girlfriend, spicy claw, but we all know that spicy claw is an old artist who is shy of flowers, has all kinds of manners and has both virtue and art. How can he be married home so easily?"


    Audience: he! TUI~


    Matsutake''s way: "In order to help my friend Li Tiezhu, I worked hard to plan the following wonderful performance. I hope he can use his true feelings to move the charming little fairy daughter. However, after all, she is a fairy daughter! I can only bless Li Tiezhu, come on! Then the problem comes... Songzhu... No, will the hot clawed little fairy daughter accept Li Tiezhu''s proposal? Let''s wait and see!"


    The audience also understood and laughed with the big guys at the VIP table.


    Is that okay?


    Directing your own proposal?


    The whole director''s message, which is also haunted by the sun''s eyes, is played by one person in two roles? I''m afraid it''s not schizophrenia?


    If you don''t agree to propose, why are you directing this part yourself?


    Obviously, I can''t wait to promise!


    neuropathy!


    Make complaints about the final performance, because... Too chicken son sand carving! Never seen such make complaints about sand carving.


    Under the stage, Li Tiezhu looked at songzhu''er silently.


    Song Zhuer raised his eyebrow: "Hey, hey, hey... Did I plan something interesting?"


    Li Tiezhu forbeared and forbeared. He couldn''t help it. He raised his big and medium fingers at Pine and bamboo.


    The surrounding staff have no face to see. These two fools... Are a perfect match.


    Songzhu''er laughs with his hips on his hips. Li Tiezhu raises his middle finger, which means higher praise than his thumb, because his middle finger can be long... Songzhu''er and the whole zoo have a say in this.


    Li Tiezhu put away his middle finger and said, "are you special..."


    Before he finished, the elevator started and Li Tiezhu was sent to the stage.


    Matsushita: "I love you, NIMA Da!"


    The audience laughed wildly, and Li Tiezhu appeared. The audience was stunned at first, and then fell into crazy laughter again, more crazy than before.


    Because Li Tiezhu was wearing an old vest, shorts and rubber shoes with holes, which was the one he wore in the first round of audition for super good voice.


    It seems... The taste of pine and bamboo is very unique!

 Chapter 809

    Manima?!!


    People say no?


    Although Li Tiezhu was promoted, the staff under the stage looked at each other. How dare such a fierce woman marry home? Beautiful is beautiful, but there is no temperament that a beautiful woman should have!


    This is why they are rare and strange. On the bedside battlefield, pine and bamboo''s cry is definitely the top three, second only to Yang Mi and lengba.


    As the saying goes... People can''t judge by appearance, and beauty can''t be measured by hand.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Woo -"


    "Serious brother!!!"


    The scene suddenly heard thunderous applause and crazy cheers. These people are not serious people, are they?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t resist this dress. In fact, he hasn''t changed much since his debut for more than three years. He is still the little sand sculpture who is keen to move bricks. It''s too hard to be an artist. It''s better to move bricks.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu appeared in this "retro" dress. He had no burden on himself, but the audience was particularly jubilant.


    The audience stopped talking and went crazy. On the live screen, the bullet screen "dreamed back three years ago".


    Barrage:


    "Ye Qinghui!"


    "I watched this audition."


    "That''s what he''s wearing. There''s a hole in his left shoe."


    "It''s different. It''s different. There''s no fool like Qin Tao."


    "My postpartum brother danced salsa with mummy in the United States."


    "Is he serious about this salsa dance?"


    "Why don''t you dance?"


    "I remember Li Tiezhu was still holding a popsicle..."


    "The wet mark of singing people like me gave lengba the popsicle."


    "Sleeping trough! So coquettish?"


    "Don''t you know?"


    "Lengba had a video of licking popsicles..."


    "This dress is the Li Tiezhu I know!"


    "Wear this to propose?"


    "What are you afraid of? The proposed object is songzhu''er, and the director of this paragraph is songzhu''er, ha ha."


    "Laugh to death!"


    "It''s best for these two brain cripples to tie the knot!"


    Li Tiezhu was lifted to the stage. It was dark. Only his place was put in the spotlight.


    What shall I do?


    Li Tiezhu never had a headache for his clothes. In fact, after he put on the daily equipment of migrant workers, he returned to his original simplicity and was very calm. If songzhu''er doesn''t agree with my proposal, then... Forcibly marry. Her Hukou book and ID card are in aunt Lin''s hand, Hei hei


    However, for the effect of the concert, Li Tiezhu still took the microphone and said to the audience:


    "Inside... I don''t know anything about the arrangement of this special program. That is, that is... Songzhuer said she wanted me to propose here, and she promised me, so we''ll be legal and not afraid of being caught by the police uncle. Therefore, if I did something wrong, don''t boo me, I don''t know anything... I don''t know, spicy claw would be so careless..."


    "Whoa..."


    Li Tiezhu''s left thumb stretched out from the breaking power of green rubber shoes, jumping one by one, too lively.


    Let''s sing!


    The first song is "Blue Lotus" arranged by songzhuer.


    "Blue Lotus" is an original song sung by Li Tiezhu when he participated in "I am a singer", which is included in his second album.


    Nothing can stop it


    Your longing for freedom


    An unrestrained career


    Your heart is free


    Singing, Li Tiezhu is still very focused. For him, it''s the same as moving bricks. It''s all work.


    But... At this time, the picture of Li Tiezhu being lured by Qin Tao to participate in the audition of super good voice appeared on the big screen. At that time, Li Tiezhu''s dress, temperament and image were almost the same as those of Li Tiezhu now.


    This is songzhuer''s pen!


    On the big screen:


    "Li Tiezhu, you, you... Recite the lyrics again and it''s time for us to play soon. I feel very good. I''m... About to crack."


    "It''s because your pants are too tight and have a groove."


    "When I''m red, you follow me!"


    "If you become a star, you can open a pig farm ten times bigger than your father. I''ll do the project for you."


    "Grass! I''m so popular and open a shit pig farm?"


    "If you don''t raise pigs, what do you raise?"


    The audience at the scene were not in the mood to listen to songs at all, but were enjoying Li Tiezhu''s "debut performance". It was so wonderful. If this is written, it will poison 100000 readers at the beginning. Believe it or not?


    Li Tiezhu continued to sing.


    Well! Now everything is unimportant. Wearing a suit, Li Tiezhu doesn''t feel ashamed. Instead, he feels proud.


    I am a peasant worker, I am proud!


    Through the dark years


    I also felt hesitant


    When you look down


    I found the road under my feet


    The free world in my heart


    So clear and high


    In full bloom and never wither


    Blue Lotus


    When Li Tiezhu finished singing this paragraph, another lifting platform rose up opposite his stage.


    It was all planned by songzhuer.


    I saw that the lifting platform was not a person, but a huge... Light blue flower.


    Blue lotus?


    Obviously, director! Both the director and the program team paid attention.


    I saw the blue flowers and bones, and the petals slowly stretched out. In the blue lotus in full bloom, it was the absolute heroine of the show. Songzhuer, wearing a deep V evening dress, put an excessively graceful dance in the middle of the flowers.


    Pine and bamboo stood in the middle of the flowers and continued to dance.


    Li Tiezhu took a closer look. Isn''t this her exclusive action when farting?


    Is it... Did you open the blue lotus by farting recoil?


    Together for a long time, love will be replaced by family affection.


    Songzhu''er danced with both hands and carried a very uncoordinated Xijiang dance. She wanted to make herself look immortal... But her strength did not allow it.


    As a professional singer, although Li Tiezhu has countless fantasies in his mind, he is meticulous in singing and continues to sing.


    Through the dark years


    I also felt hesitant


    On the big screen, the picture turned into the picture of Qin Tao after losing weight. On the beach in California, he hugged his sister and said to the camera: "Zhugou! I heard you''re going to propose to zhu''er. Come on! If you don''t succeed in your proposal, go and raise pigs. I''ll give you postpartum care of sows."


    When you look down


    I found the road under my feet


    Through the dark years


    I also felt hesitant


    On the big screen, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao tied up teacher Tony and said something shamelessly. You know what I know, heaven knows what he knows


    Then Mr. Tony appeared on the big screen.


    Songzhu''er spent a lot of money to propose to spicy claw for Li Tiezhu! Even people who have something to do with Li Tiezhu''s debut and getting up early?


    In order that Li Tiezhu and spicy claw can roll the sheets for a lifetime, songzhu''er also worked hard.


    Tony: "First of all, thank Li Tiezhu and that... Er... Ah! Qin Shou! Thank Qin Shou. I was just a makeup artist. Because they were funny, I was suddenly noticed by another program, and then I made my debut... Life is wonderful! Now, tie Zhu is going to propose to him, I just want to say to him... You are so ugly! As a makeup artist, I only dare to put on light makeup for you, but Because I''m afraid you''re too ugly to affect the ratings! "


    Um!


    This must be the variety effect of songzhuer.


    Li Tiezhu thought so. After all, teacher Tony is ugly enough


    When you look down


    I found the road under my feet


    The free world in my heart


    So clear and high


    In full bloom and never wither


    Blue Lotus


    ¡­¡­


    After the first half of the song, the interlude music starts.


    The song continued to amuse Li Tiezhu about his debut. The next scene took place in the national competition. Li Tiezhu rushed into the competition site on a shared bicycle with Yi Xiaomao, who was suffering from heatstroke, seen on the roadside.


    As soon as the picture turned, Yi Xiaomao said to the camera, "thank brother Zhu for saving his life... Ha ha! How to say, he met Zhu Er in his life, which is his fate. Life is a practice. I hope he can persevere. The Buddha said, if I don''t go to hell, who will go to hell..."


    The song continues, and the picture on the big screen continues.


    At the scene of the good voice of China, in order to get Li Tiezhu, Chen Yisen directly ran backstage and shaved his flat head. Then, he kicked the judges'' table when Li Tiezhu faced the unfair evaluation of Ye henara and Wang Feng.


    Chen Yisen said in an interview: "I didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu would grow into an international superstar. Really, I didn''t think about it. He... Sings badly and writes songs well. However, usually the songwriter is not very famous... He is a miracle. Anyway, I like him. I hope... Don''t hope. Are these suspense making words you force me to say interesting? Aren''t you pregnant £¿¡±


    The picture suddenly stops and songzhuer appears on the big screen:


    "Solemn statement, I have not yet conceived, Li Tiezhu... Not to force. Ha ha! Suck!"


    Bah, of course, is awesome for Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu laughed it off and couldn''t and didn''t dare to study it too deeply. It was a self mutilation.


    Women will be jealous no matter how atmospheric.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the strange video on the big screen, resolutely chose not to look, and continued to sing with his back to the big screen.


    Then, the picture of Li Tiezhu meeting songzhu''er for the first time in mushroom house was played on the big screen. Songzhu''er will fall every time she walks. Every time, Li Tiezhu holds her clothes from behind.


    Then there is the picture of Li Tiezhu teaching song Zhuer to kill eels in the mushroom house. I''m kidding. Even Prince Long''s tendons dare to pick them. Are you afraid to kill eels?


    The song continues, the picture continues.


    The videos about Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er on the big screen are played in turns.


    Songzhu''er came to the scene to cheer up during Li Tiezhu''s resurrection match. She was cried out by Li Tiezhu''s song "a Diao", and lengba patted her on the back to comfort her.


    A unscrupulous reporter engaged in Li Tiezhu''s mentality in the finals. Songzhuer kicked him, which made Li Tiezhu avoid numerous verbal and written attacks.


    At Shudu airport, 18-year-old songzhuer kissed 17-year-old Li Tiezhu, solemnly declaring that Li Tiezhu belongs to songzhuer and is sacred!


    Li Tiezhu just continued to sing and felt a little uncomfortable.


    Songzhuer... It''s too hard to dress!


    When you look down


    I found the road under my feet


    The free world in my heart


    So clear and high


    In full bloom and never wither


    Blue Lotus


    Finally, a "Blue Lotus" was sung.


    Li Tiezhu took out a note from his trouser pocket, looked at it, and said, "thank you, ah! Thank you... Thank our beautiful, elegant and wise songzhuer, what? Thank songzhuer, um, and then... In short, Li Tiezhu''s proposal is very sincere. Will the beautiful, elegant and wise songzhuer agree? Do you want me to kill you?"


    Songzhu''er also stood among the blue lotus props and said condescending, "husband! My skirt is stuck! Do you have scissors again? Don''t shoot this section first, thank you."


    Li Tiezhu: "come out directly!"


    Songzhuer said, "it''s stuck. The skirt will tear. It''s gone!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not afraid. I can play mosaic."


    Really chic!

 Chapter 810

    The audience roared with laughter. Is it OK to play mosaic? Li Tiezhu is so straight!


    The big guys at the VIP table can''t help smiling. Originally, a Li Tiezhu was wonderful enough. Plus a neurotic pine and bamboo, it''s strange that there''s no problem at the scene.


    The affectionate romance we had expected disappeared, only sand sculptures.


    Who can blame? It''s not songzhuer''s own "director"?


    Live barrage:


    "Be reasonable. Pine and bamboo are really powerful."


    "If there were no Li Tiezhu, many people would hate pine and bamboo?"


    "Single she is to recruit black physique. With the wonderful work of Li Tiezhu, she becomes lovely."


    "What did Li Tiezhu read? Did song Zhuer write it?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Stuck? Laugh to death."


    "It''s such a sand sculpture to propose a marriage. It''s worthy of being a pine and bamboo."


    "The director can''t do it. He stuck himself."


    "Can play mosaic, ha ha..."


    "Serious brother is really a little genius."


    "Steel straight man!"


    "Li Tiezhu forced her not to let her out if she didn''t promise!"


    Where can I get you scissors? Li Tiezhu really doesn''t understand the brain circuits of these women.


    You don''t wear anything on your chest. You dare to make a deep V with a band aid. Now you dare not show your legs? Aren''t there any pants in it?


    Afraid of farts!


    It''s not true to play mosaic. If you do, it''s fascinating.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, walked up to the waist, picked up the pine and bamboo, and pulled it out directly, just like pulling the radish.


    Prick~


    Of course the skirt was torn, but fortunately, it only forked the knee.


    The audience cheered one after another.


    "Woo..."


    "Whoa..."


    "Kiss one!"


    Songzhuer struggled down, took the microphone and put it back: "shut up! Kiss what? Haven''t started begging yet."


    Yeah!


    Songzhuer doesn''t necessarily promise Li Tiezhu, poof~


    The audience laughed.


    Li Tiezhu took out the note again and looked at it. The more he looked, the more disgusting he was. What did he write?


    Songzhuer''s eyes threaten Li Tiezhu, read!


    Li Tiezhu just smiled awkwardly and threw a begging expression. Goodbye.


    Pine and bamboo fork, read!


    Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t know many words. How can I read them?"


    Songzhuer took it over and looked, "I don''t know."


    The audience laughed: "ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "who did you write it for?"


    Songzhu''er said, "a writer named mushroom looks talented and educated... Our Nortel''s cultural level is not high, so I''ll find someone to write on his behalf. Forget it, you can play freely. Anyway, I''ll promise you."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, the writer is a sand sculpture. What the hell does he write? Let him refund!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Woo ~"


    Mr. Sun blushed with shame and his daughter was too unpretentious.


    Aunt Lin applauded boldly: "good job! Bamboo son is really worthy of being born to me! I''m too powerful."


    Barrage:


    "The audience at the scene is really very bad."


    "This is about to kiss?"


    "I haven''t proposed yet. What kiss?"


    "Bamboo is mighty."


    "Don''t know words, but it''s ok?"


    "Shit, can''t you read both?"


    "The results of art examination students are really not very good."


    "It''s getting dark again."


    "It''s impossible to refund money. Writers are Lao Yinbi."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment on the stage, took out the cut-off from his pocket, knelt on one knee, looked at songzhu''er and said, "spicy claw, can I propose to you today?"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "What ghost?"


    Songzhu''er was very useful. He pretended to think and said, "we are so familiar. What do you say? It''s accurate!"


    "Poof..."


    "Refund! Refund!"


    "This proposal is insincere!"


    "Those who are asked are perfunctory."


    The audience yelled and tens of thousands of people shouted there. It was really that the two proposed too perfunctorily.


    Songzhuer akimbo said: "who called for a refund? The refund point is in the South Pole. Go by yourself."


    Li Tiezhu gave songzhu''er a ring: "all right, all right, hurry to finish the performance and go home for a drink."


    The ring was bought by songzhuer himself. It''s very suitable in size.


    Matsushita: "OK! Here is the last song" song of neuropathy ", which will be sung by me and Tiezhu. What''s a Da ~"


    That''s how perfunctory it is.


    Barrage:


    "What the hell?"


    "This is the most hasty proposal I''ve ever seen..."


    "How could they be serious?"


    "Expected."


    "Serious people who propose?"


    "I''m so happy..."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Before the prelude, songzhuer grabbed his hand in the air: "stop! Stop the music. I forgot that there was another person who didn''t bless us, a very important person."


    Music pause.


    Li Tiezhu: "who?"


    Songzhuer didn''t answer. He reached out and took out his mobile phone from Li Tiezhu''s trouser pocket and began dialing.


    Seeing the number, Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes.


    Still coming?


    Live!


    Songzhu''er is crazy. She can''t pull a head. No one can stop her from doing what she wants to do. Therefore, she bravely dialed the number. She has always been so brave.


    Doo ~ Doo


    Songzhuer turned on the hands-free, and the microphone came up.


    After a while, the phone was connected across the street, and a familiar female voice said, "Li Tiezhu? Pine bamboo?"


    Song Zhuer: "Hey, hey..."


    "Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse..."


    Toot!


    The phone hung up.


    The audience were forced by the crowd. What''s the situation?


    The big guys at the VIP table are even more stupid. Who is this man? How to swear?


    Songzhuer succeeded in her treachery and said with regret: "Hey! Luofeiyan is still the same, and the quality of crooked nuts is not good! I also want to repair her relationship with Tiezhu. Everyone is an artist. I didn''t expect that she has kept a grudge for three years..."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    You called and scolded others for three years!


    However, Li Tiezhu also understood that what kind of kindness is songzhuer? Obviously, he gave Luo Feiyan a knife, and his head was cut off!


    People also suddenly realized that the luofeiyan that songzhuer had just called?


    Three years ago, in order to prevent Li Tiezhu from winning the championship, Luo Feiyan used an extremely sinister outside move, and songzhuer kicked a female prostitute away.


    Later, luofeiyan was blocked because of the general affair, and now he is hiding behind the scenes as the boss.


    Songzhuer doesn''t take revenge and takes the initiative to make up with her?


    Barrage:


    "Luofeiyan, is that bitch still alive?"


    "Pine and bamboo, it''s so kind..."


    "What are you doing with this face?"


    "Hey! It''s a great wedding proposal drama, mixed with a mouse excrement."


    "Now Luofei is dead."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Luofeiyan has no chance to turn over."


    "Clearly, the pines and bamboos have given her steps. This Luofei smoke is shameless."


    "Do you really think that songzhuer wants to make up with her?"


    "Hey, hey..."


    "Luofeiyan absolutely didn''t know that songzhuer was broadcasting live."


    "Is pine and bamboo too cloudy?"


    "I just want to say, well done!"


    The audience also felt that although songzhuer was crazy, she had a good character. She took the initiative to contact luofeiyan at the engagement ceremony and gave her the stairs. Unexpectedly, the other party yelled at her. It was... Too unprofessional.


    You''re right!


    The VIPs shook their heads one after another. This luofeiyan... After this, she will never appear in the entertainment industry, and her company will be difficult.


    Only Yang Mi held back her smile and was very uncomfortable. Only she knew that songzhuer, a cerebral palsy, had been calling luofeiyan for three years.


    It is said that luofeiyan has now suffered from neurasthenia, but it is songzhuer''s depression.


    Shit! Songzhuer is as insidious as ever!


    She nodded secretly. Only such a sinister, cunning and shameless pine and bamboo can protect our boy. At least, lengba and the others can''t do this well, neither can the rabbit. She is evil, but she is too counselled.


    However, this operation may not be original by erha.


    Yang Mi picked up her cell phone and took a look. Sure enough, other small animals watching the proposal show all over the world were stunned.


    The magic zoo exploded.


    Maozi: "I''m so happy. Erha is too beautiful. How did you think of calling luofeiyan at the concert?"


    Xiong Er: "it''s really disgusting... I''ve convinced you."


    Little stupid Frog: "I''ll go! It''s OK! The dog is too fierce."


    Green Snake: "fortunately, I didn''t offend Er ha..."


    Rabbit smashed: "hee hee... What''s my idea?"


    Lori: "I guess it''s you little Yin force, rabbit smashing cow force! It''s too hard for me to hold my smile at the scene."


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer are singing the song of neuropathy, hand in hand and bowing to the audience.


    Li Tiezhu said: "thank you for coming to my concert. It''s getting late and the concert is over..."


    Under the stage, the audience shouted: "kiss one! Kiss one..."


    The barrage is also floating:


    "Kiss one!"


    "Tongue kiss..."


    Li Tiezhu said shamefully, "if the influence is bad, don''t kiss. In case a child watches the live broadcast, don''t..."


    Songzhu''er doesn''t care about this. He kisses it skillfully and sticks out his tongue.


    Audience, hi, yes, yes, that''s it. Wow, the tongue is so long. Bamboo is really a treasure girl


    Barrage:


    "Sleeping trough! Pine and bamboo are cow force!"


    "Stick out your tongue, hehe..."


    "Good technology."


    "Li Tiezhu was forced to kiss, hahaha..."


    "Is this product blushing? It''s not easy."


    "What is the operation of leg erection?"


    "Songzhuer is really a model of our generation!"


    Off stage, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu were particularly embarrassed. The woman''s parents were nearby.


    Mr. Sun covered his face with both hands and tears came out. Li Tiezhu, you let go of my daughter. No, you let go of that fool.


    Aunt Lin had stood up and waved and shouted, "come on! That''s it! Well done!"


    Liu Xiaohua is silly. Her sister-in-law is powerful.


    A minute later, songzhuer finally let go of Li Tiezhu and announced to everyone, "are you satisfied? Tiezhu and I are engaged tomorrow. When I am pregnant with a child, I will get married. I won''t bother you to urge me to get married! Let''s break up."


    No one is making trouble now. Everyone is satisfied.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went back to the backstage and received the blessings of the guests again.


    Everyone is very happy, except... Luofeiyan.


    She soon received the news. The picture of her scolding songzhuer was broadcast live. She was cool


    Then her cell phone rang again. It was a big call from songzhuer. Do you want to answer it?

 Chapter 811

    Luo Feiyan hesitated. That guy must have come to scold me. I''d better hang up directly.


    Click the on button.


    "Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse Grass Mud Horse... He! Tui ~"


    Toot~


    The other party hung up after scolding.


    Hey


    She began to doubt life. Why did I click the wrong button?


    Forget it, after this wave, she was completely cool, even with her company. Change your mobile phone number and go abroad. Anyway, I can''t get along at home. I''m tired.


    ¡­¡­


    At the concert, the audience was leaving. Zhou Xingxing found Liu Xiaohua with a bag of peeled walnuts.


    While other bigwigs were invited backstage by the staff, Li Tiezhu wanted to thank them one by one.


    The two ponies were very busy and came backstage first.


    Ma Jack wants to talk to Li Tiezhu, but he is pushed away by Ma pony. The other party has the advantage of height and weight. Ma jack is inconvenient to use his internal power to make such an ordinary person.


    Maponi took two small gift boxes from his assistant and handed them to Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er. They are two watches, which add up to nearly one million.


    He said: "you two are very good. The National Day gift program is very good. Do a good job and find the legal department if you have any problems."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, boss."


    Jack turned his eyes aside. Bah, hooligan.


    Marpony said and left. He won''t attend tomorrow''s engagement ceremony.


    Jack Ma came over and hugged Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and said, "don''t learn from that man. I tell you that your wings are hard now. Don''t listen to him. I''ll cover you. How about? Let''s make a kung fu film and bring your master together."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head decisively and pulled up my master?


    Is there no compensation?


    However, it can''t hurt the second boss''s enthusiasm. He said: "I''m definitely going to shoot operation Red Sea this year. However, next year, I''ll write a martial arts book and show it to you."


    Jack Ma nodded immediately: "don''t read it! You can''t be wrong. I''ll inform the head of Ali film to talk to you later. I''ll play a guest role. What''s your name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it seems to be called Xiuchun Dao."


    be like?


    Indeed, it''s just as if Li Tiezhu remembered seeing this introduction in the system.


    Jack Ma: "good name! Do you guide yourself?"


    Where would it be?


    Li Tiezhu rang and said, "I want sun Xixi to try. I''ll play the leading role."


    "That''s OK."


    Now Jack Ma was happy, patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder, took out a car key from his Tang trouser pocket and handed it to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    Jack Ma said, "engagement gift. I''ll give you a house when I get married."


    Pine bamboo son has sharp eyes: "it''s a Lamborghini. Isn''t it too expensive?"


    Jack Ma: "I''m unhappy because I have too much money now. I''m just giving you a little trouble. The car is in the parking lot of the stadium. Find someone to drive back. OK, I''ll go. Tiezhu, come to me for tea when you''re free."


    Li Tiezhu had to say, "thank you¡°


    Jack Ma waved his hand and left with his assistant and bodyguard. He won''t attend Li Tiezhu''s engagement ceremony. In that sentence, Li Tiezhu''s identity is not enough. If they get married, they will come.


    The rest of the big guys also came to Li Tiezhu in turn, gave some small engagement gifts, and then left. They all want to attend tomorrow''s engagement ceremony.


    Yang Mi also gave gifts, and then whispered to songzhu''er. Her face turned red.


    Finally, there are Cheng Dalong and Hong Dabao, who are the highest among the stars and Li Tiezhu''s "family".


    Jackie Chan came over with a good voice and was stared by Hong Dabao. He immediately had a smile on his face.


    Matsushita: "master, martial uncle."


    Jackie Chan took out a gift and handed it to him. He said, "bamboo, it''s a little redundant for you to make that call at last. Have a good concert..."


    Hong Dabao: "don''t talk if you can''t speak. I think you''re playing well! No one wants to bully our iron pillar. Girl, you''ve done a good job."


    Jackie Chan had to shut up. Shit, master let you be.


    Hong Dabao waved: "then who... Don''t you come and say hello to your Shigong?"


    Yang Feiyue and Wu Litao immediately ran over.


    "Hello, Shigong! Hello, master!"


    "Hello, two teachers."


    Cheng Dalong stared. He didn''t want to take these two disciples. What''s wrong with Li Tiezhu?


    He likes Wu Litao''s professional attitude in filming, but he doesn''t think much of him. Otherwise, he directly accepted her as an apprentice when we were filming together, but he didn''t. as for Yang Feiyue, he frowned. I haven''t seen this one, and Li Tiezhu accepted her as an apprentice before he had a teacher.


    Hong Dabao: "what are you doing? Give me a gift."


    Jackie Chan can only grope on his body. What else can he give?


    Finally, Cheng Dalong gave Wu Litao a jade and Yang Feiyue a pendant. They tried their best to thank them one after another.


    Wu Litao said, "don''t worry, sir. I''ll cover younger martial sister."


    Jackie Chan nodded and didn''t want to talk.


    Hong Dabao was very strict: "it''s clear that she came to the teacher first. How do you call her younger martial sister?"


    Wu Litao: "I set up a hot pot shop in Kyoto and gave it to her. She is willing to be a junior sister."


    Hong Dabao said angrily, "nonsense! Change back. Later, she will be a senior sister and you will be a junior brother."


    Wu Litao: "can the hot pot shop come back?"


    Hong Dabao: "are you still not a man?"


    Wu Litao: "


    Hold back!


    Yang Feiyue was happy to fly up and earned a lot, so he immediately hit the snake on the stick and jumped over to pinch Hong Dabao''s shoulder. The technique was OK.


    Hong Dabao is very useful. Xin said that the girl is another pine and bamboo... Atmosphere! Not better than that sneaky stronghold Li Tao? At first glance, Wu Litao is not a serious man. He is like his martial Duke.


    Yang Feiyue said, "master, your shoulders are very stiff. Are you too tired at ordinary times?"


    Hong Dabao: "old! Ha ha... Are you still singing recently?"


    Yang Feiyue said, "I''ve stopped singing for a long time. I''m dying to sing. It''s just those stupid bosses who want me to sing. Now I want to be an actor."


    Hong Dabao nodded: "well, I''ll pay attention to it later to see if there is a suitable role."


    Yang Feiyue: "thank you, master."


    Wu Litao''s heart is so sour. Why? Why?


    Cheng Dalong liked Wu Litao better than him and said to him, "I''ll make a new play at the end of the year. Come and learn from me."


    Wu Litao was immediately overjoyed: "thank you, Shigong!"


    Jackie Chan looked at Li Tiezhu again, opened his mouth and said nothing.


    Li Tiezhu is now in the limelight. He is as popular as he was 30 years ago. I''m sure he won''t come to help him guest star... Villain!


    The concert was a complete success.


    Then, Li Tiezhu once again dominated the list hot search. In addition to the 70th anniversary gift, he also took over the Hong fund, got engaged, played mosaic, called luofeiyan and so on.


    That night, the stars stayed in the hotel. Li Tiezhu and his family stayed at songzhuer''s house. Li Fugui and Mr. Sun were drunk.


    The next day, September 1.


    In the morning, when Li Fugui and Mr. Sun retched with a bowl of sobering soup made by Aunt Lin, Li Tiezhu and songzhuer went to Kyoto Nortel.


    Songzhuer drives her little Porsche carrying Liu Xiaohua, and Li Tiezhu drives the silver gray Lamborghini sent by Jack Ma carrying Justin


    I was very fascinated. Justin insisted on going to school with Liu Xiaohua and said he was helping her carry things.


    Everyone can see that Justin is wrong.


    In the car, Li Tiezhu wants to ask Justin, but the car is too noisy.


    At school, Justin really carried things to escort Liu Xiaohua to report, take her to the dormitory, help her make the bed, buy Bedding and receive military training clothes.


    Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er had a good time. After the report, songzhu''er called the whole class to hold a class meeting and announced that they were engaged to Li Tiezhu in Jinmen today. Everyone is ready to donate money.


    Counselor Lu Bo had no choice but to have a class meeting, which turned into a gift collection meeting.


    Wang Xiaokai touched Li Tiezhu next to him and said, "the dog is so broad that he has opened a Lamborghini. Where''s your bidiahan? Sure enough, men get bad as soon as they have money..."


    Li Tiezhu said: "Jack Ma sent it backstage last night. The car is very strange and noisy. The key is fuel consumption."


    Wang Xiaokai: "I''ll tell you a hammer, you melon skin!"


    Li Tiezhu said: "however, that car should be very valuable. After all, it is a sports car... It is estimated to be similar to a hot claw sports car."


    Wang Xiaokai: "


    Wu Lei: "your car can hold seven or eight Porsche 718."


    Li Tiezhu: "is a chicken expensive? Does that one cost so much oil?"


    Wu Lei: "


    Li Zhixuan, the second generation of the rich, said, "I have one too, but it costs too much oil. So I bought a Bentley and a Ferrari, which still costs oil. Finally, I bought a Wuling Mini."


    Wang Xiaokai and Wu Lei raised their middle fingers to Li Zhixuan: "bah!"


    At this time, songzhuer received the gift money in this row and showed the collection code. These people consciously took out their mobile phones to pay 999 yuan per person.


    Songzhu''er handed the collection code to Li Tiezhu again: "mm-hmm!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean? I''m engaged myself. I have to pay with money?"


    Songzhuer said, "wrong! Are we good friends? I''m engaged. Can''t you give me some money?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head. It seemed that it was probably reasonable. Therefore, he was dizzy. He took out his mobile phone and turned it for 999 yuan. The students burst into laughter.


    After collecting the money, songzhuer began to collect the class fee, issue the curriculum for the new semester, and then the class meeting was over.


    There were no other courses on the first day. Songzhuer and Li Tiezhu ate in the canteen and waited for Liu Xiaohua to return to Jinmen.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu asked, "spicy claw, why does Justin always follow my sister? He shouldn''t..."


    Matsushita: "yes!"


    "Ah?"


    "Now, everyone knows. Aunt Liu was still asking me last night. She said Justin was so good-looking that she didn''t know."


    "What''s wrong with Justin?"


    "What about that? Who would like Liu Xiaohua? My mother said this last night. She said that generally, people with defects are very single-minded. Just like me, they also like an ugly man."


    "I still feel unreliable..."


    "Let it be! Last night, Xingye asked me about Justin. He wanted to beat mandarin ducks because he didn''t think Justin was worthy."


    "Well..."


    Just talking, Justin and Liu Xiaohua went into the canteen hand in hand.


    A group of Nortel students were silly.


    ¡­¡­


    PS: during the period of double monthly ticket, ask for monthly ticket!

 Chapter 812

    Li Tiezhu frowns. Why is Liu Xiaohua not reserved at all? Well, it must be because I''ve been hanging out with pine and bamboo for too long!


    Songzhu''er gave Liu Xiaohua a thumbs up from a distance.


    Liu Xiaohua came over with a smile, took Li Tiezhu''s meal card and led Justin to have dinner.


    Justin was a little empty: "brother Zhu, actually i... hey?"


    He was dragged away like a pig by Liu Xiaohua.


    Songzhu''er smiled and asked Li Tiezhu, "why? Don''t you agree?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "can you disagree? Liu Xiaohua made money! Just like I met you, it was the fate of you and Justin."


    Song Zhuer: "Hey, hey, I actually made it..."


    Liu Xiaohua and Justin came back from dinner. Li Tiezhu''s meal card was silently put into her pocket by Liu Xiaohua. She didn''t plan to return it. She just checked it. There are more than 2000 in it. There''s no need to charge money this semester.


    next year?


    I''ll change a card with my brother next year. He must get a new card.


    While they were having dinner, songzhuer gossip and asked East and West.


    Justin''s face was red. He wanted to bury his head in the rice basin. He nodded or shook his head when asked. He was embarrassed to talk.


    Liu Xiaohua was shameless: "I thought something was wrong with him! Two years ago, I looked at me. I was only 16 years old, a flower! Tut tut... Sure enough, men can''t walk when they see beautiful women. I regard him as a friend, and he actually wants to sleep with me..."


    Matsushita: "did he confess to you?"


    Liu Xiaohua shook her head: "no, he counseled very much. He must be afraid of losing me forever. Just now, I asked him if he could buy a house in Kyoto and write my name. He said yes, so I kissed him and it was done."


    Song Zhuer said, "Wow! It has my style!"


    Liu Xiaohua: "that''s right. Don''t look who my sister-in-law is. Hey! When I''m 20 and he hasn''t changed his mind, I''ll get married directly and escape from my mother''s clutches so that she can''t hit me again..."


    Li Tiezhu heard that his liver hurt. He simply went out of the canteen and found a tree to smoke.


    It''s not all Liu Xiaohua''s fault. Aunt Liu should also take some responsibility. After all, she beats Liu Xiaohua too often. Other people''s family can play three times a day at best. Aunt Liu is in a good mood when she plays three times a day.


    After lunch, I found Liu Xiaohua''s counselor and asked for a night''s leave. The four drove back to Jinmen.


    In the evening, in a five-star hotel, the engagement ceremony between Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er began.


    There were not many people invited to the engagement ceremony, mainly the artists who came to the concert last night, several old acquaintances of Yunde club, Guo Dalin, Qin Tao, Sun Yue, Yue Yupeng, as well as the relatives of songzhuer, as well as the second and third uncles of Li Tiezhu who came here today. There were a total of 10 people.


    But the specification is high!


    The hosts Guo gangde and Yu Qian, the marriage witness Hong Dabao, originally thought of this limelight by Cheng Dalong, but Hong Dabao scolded them bloody.


    The link is simple. The main reason is that pine and bamboo don''t think it''s troublesome and have slept. What''s the whole fussy thing to do? Can you get me pregnant?


    Guo gangde makes things and tries to tease Li Tiezhu. However, Li Tiezhu has no microphone and is unable to refute.


    After that, we offer tea to both parents and give them a change fee.


    Then Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer gave tea to master, uncle and Han Hongjing, three of their elders.


    When it''s done, start eating and drinking.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went to propose a toast at each table. Both of them had good drinking capacity, but there was no problem.


    Li Fugui and his wife took iron eggs, had a table with Lao sun and aunt Lin, and songzhuer''s grandparents, and reserved seats for songzhuer and Li Tiezhu.


    Liu Xiaohua''s table was reserved except for her. She, together with Li Fugui''s two brothers and family children, there were eight people in total, just making up a table. But everyone was trembling because they were afraid of humiliating Li Tiezhu.


    Even Li Laosan, a businessman who has seen the world, shakes his hands with chopsticks. Mom, they are all big people who can only be seen on TV. Did I have dinner with them?


    Jackie Chan, Zhou Xingxing, Liu Huade, Hong Dabao, Han Hong, tenger, Chen Yisen


    The twins were slapped in the face by their mother before they came. Now they look very honest. They are no longer full of snot. They don''t fight to grab food. Their mother said that if anyone is not good, they will go back to chop and feed the pigs.


    Eating and eating, Justin somehow came to the table, served Liu Xiaohua with vegetables and soup, and held hands under the table.


    Can NIMA bear it?


    So, Zhou Xingxing came over, pulled up Justin and left: "there are few people at our table. Come on."


    Justin was scared to death. Everyone knows that Zhou Xingxing raised Liu Xiaohua as his daughter. Now he has become Zhou Xingxing''s number one enemy.


    Liu Xiaohua did not save her life: "go quickly. We don''t have enough dishes. Thank you, Lao Zhou!"


    Zhou Xingxing: "you''re welcome! Hey..."


    In fact, there is no shortage of people at Zhou Xingxing''s table. Cheng Dalong, Hong Dabao, Liu Huade, Chen Yisen, Han Hong, Tengger, Wu Jing and Zhou Xingxing are just one table.


    But Zhou Xingxing said that if there is a lack of people, there must be a lack of people.


    Wu Jing cheap moved an empty chair, put Justin in the chair and said, "brother, you''re very fat!"


    Justin said weakly, "I said I was passive. Do you believe it, boss!"


    Liu Huade: "I believe it, but it''s useless. You have to let the star believe you."


    Wu Jing: "in fact, it''s very simple. Let''s see. If you recognize Xingye as your godfather, all the problems will be solved."


    Justin: ah


    What do you do for fun? I also give the star Lord as a dry son?


    Of course you don''t deserve it, but there''s Liu Xiaohua here.


    Zhou Xingxing said, "bin, you want to be the Lord of Qi (Godfather) for this ghost man? Call Lao Dou to listen!"


    Justin: what did he say


    Wu Jing turned his eyes: "let you call Godfather!"


    Justin was frightened. His mind was empty and said, "Godfather."


    Wu Jing looked at Hong Dabao and said, "Lord Bao, what a gift?"


    Hong Dabao: "kneel down, kowtow and offer tea. Xingzi will work with a red envelope."


    Everyone looked at Justin collectively.


    Justin was stunned.


    Liu Huade: "what are you staring at? Kneel!"


    Han Hong: "what a fool. Many people can''t beg. Hurry up."


    Justin knelt down, kowtowed and offered tea.


    Then Zhou Xingxing was very stingy and gave Justin a 12 yuan red envelope, which was called yueyuehong!


    There was so much noise at this table that people at other tables looked at it one after another. They didn''t know what they were doing.


    Until, Justin took the red envelope and shouted, "Godfather!"


    The others knew it and began to applaud.


    This Justin is going to send it!


    Shit, how did Zhou Xingxing think of taking his son? I haven''t seen how much he cares about Justin before. I haven''t framed it with him. Why do bastards look at mung beans and look at each other?


    Do you love your son at first sight?


    Zhou Xingxing looked at Justin with disgust: "call Lao Dou!"


    Justin shrunk his neck: "old bean."


    Zhou Xingxing: "well, eat."


    Justin flattered Zhou Xingxing.


    Zhou Xingxing said angrily, "you weak boy, use your eaten chopsticks to bring vegetables to Lao Dou? Are you polite? You deserve to rush into the street! You look like a dog, a thief, you are not a good man at first sight, and the mud can''t help you up the wall..."


    Justin dare not speak. These chopsticks have never been used at all.


    Anyway, you hate me so much. Why do you force me to be your son? Hurt each other?


    Liu Huade had a cup with Hong Dabao. He hid his merit and reputation. This was his idea to Zhou Xingxing last night. He had seen that Justin liked Liu Xiaohua, so he suggested that Zhou Xingxing take Justin as his son once he found them together, so Justin didn''t dare to break up.


    Zhou Xingxing readily agrees that it is better than accepting his daughter.


    Songzhuer''s table was also surprised to see Justin recognize his godfather.


    But Aunt Liu has a unique vision: "Zhou Xingxing is considerate and deserves to be surnamed Zhou. I''m afraid Xiao Jia is too handsome and Xiaohua can''t grasp it..."


    Li Fugui: "they don''t have a surname of Jia. They have a foreign name. Their surname is behind them."


    Aunt Liu: "where''s Ting?"


    Fortunately, the songzhuer family will not look down on Mr. and Mrs. Li Fugui, or they will not agree to the marriage.


    Grandma said, "children and grandchildren have their own blessings. Come on, let''s have a drink!"


    Mr. Sun: "Mom, you drink less..."


    Grandma: "shut up! Learn more from your daughter-in-law. A man and a woman are chirping."


    Aunt Lin stood up and said, "cheers!"


    Song Zhuer: "dry!"


    Everyone drank a full glass.


    Grandma looked at Li Tie''s egg gnawing at the chicken leg, couldn''t help laughing and said, "JUANJUAN, grandma has no other requirements, and the iron pillar is also very good. Grandma will wait for you to have a child before I leave."


    Lao Sun: "Mom, on a happy day, you say this..."


    Songzhu''er patted her chest and said, "grandma, don''t worry, I''ll be pregnant soon! Maybe it''s twins!"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t be in such a hurry? Grandma is not old and doesn''t hurry to go..."


    Matsushita: "


    Lao Sun: "iron pillar, stop talking!"


    Grandma knocked Lao sun on the skull with her chopsticks: "don''t talk! Why is it wrong to be filial? Who said that I would die when Zhu Er had a child? Is that what you think?"


    Mr. Sun is really wronged.


    The engagement ceremony was just completed.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu and others returned to Beidian for class again. Liu Xiaohua didn''t have a chance to get involved with Justin. She went to military training. It is said that she was tired and vomited on the first day.


    Justin is busy buying a house in Kyoto. In the past, the house price in Kyoto frightened him, but this time he went to a concert with his brother-in-law and earned more than 10 million, which is barely enough. It''s all settled, and he''ll wait for the hostess''s military training to return and sign.


    Well, after half a month of military training, Xiaohua will be tanned. That will be more beautiful. I hope not to lose weight. It''s better to be fatter. Hey


    After a week''s class at school, Li Tiezhu took his team back to Xichuan to record Oh Huo primitive man.


    After recording the program, Li Tiezhu will go to North Africa to shoot operation Red Sea.


    "Operation Red Sea" is scheduled for next year''s summer instead of the Spring Festival, so it''s not in a hurry to start, but Zhang Yi, Li Zhixuan and other stars have also been sent to the reconnaissance company for training.


    "Oh Huo primitive man" has learned from the experience of last season. This time, Li Tiezhu''s team experience is also rich. He directly chose the continuous recording method for 20 days, the rules are simple, and the location is extremely mysterious... Li Tiezhu''s hometown.


    The bamboo forest and wasteland under the cliff in the west of Lijia village is the place to establish a new primitive home.

 Chapter 813

    Li Tiezhu arrived in Shudu and waited for two new permanent guests to come. Last year was Qin Tao and Zheng Yanzi. They can''t come this year.


    Qin pangzi began to raise pigs. He opened a pig farm in the United States, a pig farm 100 times larger than his father''s.


    With his Versailles dog mouth, Guo Dalin has been busy filming variety shows recently, and he doesn''t talk much about crosstalk. He also went to the United States to help moldy do some industry. The cost of raising pigs there is lower. Even if they are sold back by sea, the price is cheaper than that in China, which can be regarded as helping the country stabilize the price of pork.


    Zheng Yanzi is even worse. Her participation in this program last year led to her ups and downs. She has never entered the Grand Slam semi-finals since she won the French Open.


    Last month, Xiaowei was eliminated by random hitting on the MI net, but in the end, it only stopped in the top eight. Therefore, she decided to work hard to prepare for the game and not waste energy on the program.


    Even so, having returned to Shudu to resume training, she still made time to have dinner with Li Tiezhu.


    Zhao Liya, the female guest of the second season of Oh Huo primitive man, and sister MI, who is serving as a flying guest for the running man in the happy valley of Shudu.


    Three people went to Zhao Liya''s favorite restaurant and had a meal. Poor Zheng Yanzi could only eat vegetarian food. Athletes can''t eat meat outside casually. No one knows what''s added inside. It''s easy to stumble in doping inspection.


    After dinner, the four went to the hotel to play mahjong. They played very late. Li Tiezhu lost hundreds of millions, and three girls won the pot full.


    N


    The next day, Li Tiezhu sent sister MI and Xiong Er away. When he returned to the hotel, the program group and new guests arrived.


    The director of this season''s "Oh Huo primitive man" is Wang Zhengyu, who was tortured by Li Tiezhu. Wang Party A has cooperated with Li Tiezhu enough and will come.


    Sun Xixi can''t participate in this season because she is busy preparing for the shooting of operation Red Sea.


    Wang Zhengyu also brought a new regular guest, a handsome old man.


    Nie Yao is very confused. He doesn''t understand what Li Tiezhu wants him to do. He hasn''t done a variety show, and he has no sense of variety. The key is that he''s not very popular.


    Is it just for me to give him a hot spot?


    Nie Yao has always been committed to being a good actor. His whole mind is focused on filming. How can he shoot one by one.


    He never thought about variety show and didn''t like it, but... Li Tiezhu really gave too much.


    Twelve periods, twenty-four days, twelve million, or after tax, who can stand it?


    Nie Yao now earns so much a year. With his children getting older, Nie Yao has also been polished off his edges and cheeks


    "Iron pillar!"


    "Brother Yao, this is Zhao Liya, inside..."


    "It''s on."


    "I''m not asking about hot issues. I mean I have a martial arts film next year, called embroidered spring knife, invested by Jack Ma. I''ve customized a role for you and told you in advance to avoid schedule problems."


    Li Tiezhu decisively took out his mobile phone and connected it to the hotspot, but the password remained unchanged.


    Tut Tut, brother Yao''s Internet speed is fast!


    "No problem."


    Nie Yao is used to it. Whenever he is with Li Tiezhu, there must be good things.


    Apart from other things, Li Tiezhu''s film standard is absolutely high.


    These three years have been tepid, which may be the reason why I didn''t cooperate with Li Tiezhu. Look at that guy Zhang Yi. He''s red and purple now.


    There is a rumor in the industry: closely following Li Tiezhu, sows can climb trees.


    "Director Wang, hard work, hard work..."


    "Don''t pull the calf and get something to eat. I''m starving."


    "Why don''t you eat on the plane? You don''t eat for free and waste the program team''s funds."


    "The food on the plane is terrible."


    "Why not take Sichuan Airlines?"


    "Because the ticket is not from Sichuan Airlines."


    "Well... There is a certain reason."


    Eat and rest.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu led everyone to the roadside stall for barbecue.


    It is said on the Internet that Xichuan''s light industry is a net red and heavy industry is a delicacy, which makes these people eat hi.


    When sleeping at night, Li Tiezhu opened the system again to check his attributes.


    Current intelligence: 99 points. (upper limit 119 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 26 points.


    Serious value: 97 / 100 points.


    Music Achievement: 48371 points.


    Variety achievements: 25354 points.


    Film and television achievements: 20039 points.


    Tiktok: 169 million 320 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 100%.


    [ultimate task of cross dimensional cultural and entertainment classic exchange system: grow into an all-round superstar! The three achievement values of music, variety and film and television all exceed 20000 points, and the total of the three achievement values exceeds 100000 points. Unlock the "all-round superstar" medal, and obtain a 250 point intelligence value award and a mystery award.]


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills and advanced composition ability


    Items: Lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky + 9), ouhuang armband (lucky + 12)


    He even calculated with his mobile phone. It seems that if he only needs to be serious and worth 100 points, his three achievements will exceed 100000 points.


    I used to think that the achievement of all-around superstar was very far away, but now it seems... It''s close at hand.


    No, I have to be serious.


    ¡­¡­


    The next morning, all the staff rushed to Li Tiezhu''s hometown.


    Li Tiezhu saw Zhao Liya sitting next to him for breakfast and casually asked, "what do you eat in the morning? It''s white and sticky."


    Zhao Liya: "bah! Shameless!"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "what''s the matter? I''ll ask, do you think too much?"


    Zhao Liya: "bah."


    [Ding! If the host is not serious, deduct 3 points from the serious value, and 94 points remain at present.]


    what the fuck!


    Why am I not serious?


    Li Tiezhu was unconvinced, but he didn''t dare to say anything. The reward was still very fragrant.


    At one o''clock in the afternoon, the team came to the county seat. After eating, they continued to move towards the mountains. They didn''t come to the town until half past six, twenty miles from Lijia village. The program group arranged people to do the preparatory work in advance. At this time, they all stayed in a small hotel, ate and slept.


    During this period, Li Tiezhu also went to visit the third uncle''s family with fruit.


    ¡­¡­


    The next morning, the whole town was shrouded in a thick white fog.


    This is normal in the mountains. If the weather is fine, the fog will disperse at 9:10. If the weather is bad, you can cover the mountains and fog all day.


    Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao and Zhao Liya took their luggage, ate steamed stuffed buns, boarded the car of the program group and headed for Li Jiacun.


    This is more humane than last season. I can have breakfast.


    The car stopped at the foot of the mountain. Wang Zhengyu said that the fog on the hillside was too heavy, and the rural road built by Li Tiezhu was too narrow and steep to drive up.


    Zhao Liya said, "what should I do? Wait until the fog disappears?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "what do you think? Of course, let''s go up together!"


    Zhao Liya: "such a high mountain, we still carry our luggage..."


    Wang Zhengyu said, "the staff''s equipment is not heavier than your luggage?"


    Zhao Liya stopped talking. She belonged to ye gonghaolong and wanted to come to Li Tiezhu''s hometown. But she really came but didn''t like it. The conditions here are much harder than filming.


    Li Tiezhu took the lead and everyone began to walk up the mountain with things.


    After walking for a while, he pointed to a fast flowing river and said to Zhao Liya, "look! That''s where I picked up the panda stone. Do you want to have a look?"


    Zhao Liya was so tired that she blushed, her neck was thick, and turned her eyes: "...."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the matter with you? Are you tired? Then you can have a rest here. We''ll wait for you on the mountain first."


    With that, Li Tiezhu ran away with the box.


    Zhao Liya: "hello..."


    I can''t say a word. It''s hard to breathe. Who is this.


    [Ding! The host gains 1 point of seriousness.]


    Li Tiezhu was refreshed. He trotted with the box and left everyone behind. The air in his hometown was still so fresh.


    The program was broadcast on Friday, October 4.


    The barrage was particularly excited:


    "Wow! Finally wait until the second season!"


    "Happy..."


    "In Li Tiezhu''s hometown this season? Is it too remote?"


    "Nearly a kilometer above sea level?"


    "The vertical height of this mountain should be seven or eight hundred meters!"


    "What a fog."


    "This is the path built by Li Tiezhu? Is it too small?"


    "Zhao Liya is really precious, tut tut..."


    "I haven''t liked her since super good voice."


    "Yaya is the best!"


    "It''s normal that city people just go to the countryside."


    "Curious where to live this season, is it the ''luxury house'' of Li Tiezhu''s family?"


    "Hahaha... I thought Tiezhu was going to help ya ya with her luggage, poof..."


    "It''s still yaoge''s atmosphere."


    In the picture, Nie Yao takes Zhao Liya''s suitcase and helps her drag her up the mountain. Zhao Liya thanks again and again.


    Li Tiezhu has run to the hillside in one breath. There is a new school built by him and Gu Dale. Today is Monday. The children have just finished the flag raising ceremony. The old headmaster is lecturing.


    In addition, there was a row of little broken children who were punished for being late at the school gate, including Li tiegen and Li Tieji.


    The children looked curiously at Li Tiezhu and the cameraman around him, but they didn''t dare to speak because of the teacher''s strictness.


    When the twins saw Li Tiezhu, they shrunk their necks and glanced aside, pretending not to see them. They were just in grade two this year.


    Li Tiezhu said hello to teacher Liu who was late for the inspection and asked, "those two Wensang are often late?"


    Miss Liu looked at the cameraman and stopped talking.


    Li Tiezhu said, "teacher, just say what you have, it doesn''t exist."


    Teacher Liu had to say, "those are late. Shuanger is not. They are fighting."


    Li Tiezhu was startled: "which one did they hit?"


    Miss Liu: "they didn''t hit any one. They were fighting each other."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Really not united!


    Li Tiezhu went over and asked the two: "why did you fight? I don''t want to ask again."


    Li Tieji said, "we discussed how to raise money and go to the canteen to buy flat noodles at noon. If I win another bag, I''ll divide one bag more and he''ll divide one bag less. He beat me if he didn''t agree."


    Li tiegen: "they all pay the same amount of money. Why do you share more?"


    Li Tieji: "because the idea is what I want!"


    Li tiegen: "then I want to buy flat noodles, too."


    Li Tiezhu interrupted: "you two! You just started to think about fighting over the uneven distribution of stolen goods? If you go to buy after hitting and find that you don''t win the prize, it''s not a white fight?"


    The twins were stunned at the same time: "


    Blunder, blunde

 Chapter 814

    Li Tiezhu said, "I have a plan. You give me the money. I''ll buy it for you. If you win the prize, I''ll divide it equally. How about the headmaster? He''s about to finish talking and pay for it."


    The twins have no time to think and have no ability to think. In addition, the eldest brother is like a God in their eyes.


    So he decided to pay.


    Liu''s teacher, Tucao, can''t make complaints about it. After all, he has never taught Li Tiezhu.


    Soon, the headmaster finished, the children dispersed, and began to play games during recess. The girls jumped up rubber bands and picked up corn kebabs. The boys rolled iron rings and played sandbags and cockfights


    Li Tiezhu took his two younger brothers, who were obsessed with Japanese fans, to the canteen: "a bag of small energy."


    The boss took Li Tiezhu''s two fifty cents and threw him a bag of small noodles.


    Li Tiezhu opened the package in front of the two brothers and took out the card inside. Instead of another bag, he thanked his patronage.


    The twins were extremely lost, but they didn''t dare to complain about Li Tiezhu''s bad luck.


    Li Tiezhu took xiaowanneng and left: "OK! I''ll give you equal points after winning the prize. Now I can''t give you points if I don''t win another bag. Go to study quickly, or I''ll tell your mother about your fight."


    The twins were silly and silently watched Li Tiezhu''s back disappear at the school gate.


    This


    Our noodles!


    Li Tiezhu came out of school to eat noodles and continued to wait. One after another, staff caught up.


    Well, it''s still the original taste


    [Ding! If the host is not serious, deduct 2 points from the serious value, and 93 points remain at present.]


    Wipe!


    How did you forget about it?


    Later, the program team also noted the names and identities of the twins in this paragraph. The audience found that the two children of Uncle Li Tiezhu were so dirty that they had been laughing crazy for a long time.


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Standing at the school gate is like me when I was a child."


    "Good guy! The twins are really hairy. How can you tell who is who?"


    "Can we fight after discussing the lottery? I didn''t really win the prize."


    "Everyone in Lao Li''s family is really talented..."


    "The temperament of twins is enough."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Li Tiezhu, what the hell? Even children cheat!"


    "I''m NIMA, the twins are stupid."


    "Laugh to death, ha ha..."


    "Xiaowan can simply face the eternal God."


    After waiting for a while, Nie Yao and Zhao Liya haven''t come yet. The headmaster comes out to catch up.


    Yes, the school was built by Li Tiezhu. Other teachers respect Li Tiezhu, but the principal is different. Headmaster Wang is the head teacher who has taught Li Tiezhu for six years. Without getting angry, Li Tiezhu subconsciously hid his face behind his back, his eyes were drifting and did not dare to look directly at him.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and felt inappropriate, so he stretched his face: "Hello, Mr. Wang!"


    President Wang glanced at the surrounding staff and cameramen with his back. He knew that Li Tiezhu would come back to record the program today, and the whole village knew it. But he didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu would take people outside the school, which seriously affected the students'' class.


    There are not many students now. There are only about 100 students from three nearby villages, and there are only 2463 grades.


    President Wang finally looked at Li Tiezhu. His eyes were as sharp as ten years ago, but his hair was all white.


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly.


    President Wang held out his hand and didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu obediently handed over the noodles.


    Headmaster Wang scolded, "you''re a 20-year-old man, and you don''t have any shape! You weren''t like this when you were a child. You were honest and diligent, but you''re a little stupid. Now you''re not stupid. It''s bad. You even cheated the baby''s money."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, Mr. Wang, in fact, I just want to educate my two brothers..."


    Headmaster Wang: "don''t surround the school. Go away. You can''t see and worry! Don''t get culture. You''ll be great if you''re famous? If you don''t keep your feet on the ground, you''ll lose your reputation!"


    The cameraman and the staff looked at each other.


    Li Tiezhu ran away with the box. If he was the most afraid person from childhood to childhood, there was only Mr. Wang.


    Since the first grade of primary school, Chinese, mathematics, physical education, ideology and morality... All courses are taught by one person for six years. When Li Tiezhu''s mother died, Mr. Wang also took out the salary of the current month to Li Fugui for funeral treatment.


    In the eyes of Li Tiezhu and many students, Lao Wang is indeed a more severe role than his father.


    Even when the village head was not satisfied with the dispute, the two parties immediately counseled the old headmaster as soon as he moved over.


    Mr. Wang is 60 years old this year. He has taught not only the young people in the village, but also their parents.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t run a few steps and heard a voice behind him.


    President Wang coughed: "inside..."


    Li Tiezhu put down the box and ran back: "teacher, you can say anything."


    Headmaster Wang looked at the sky: "recently, it is stipulated that homework is not allowed. You must finish your homework at the head of the school and then go home. It is also right not to let parents guide homework. Parents in our place don''t have much culture, not to mention that many parents go out to work, most of them are left behind children..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and waited.


    Principal Wang sighed: "it will be winter in a few months. The temperature in our mountains is low in the morning and evening... You know, you used to be punished for supporting the window glass with both hands in winter, which is full of frost... Once the children arrive in winter, their hands are full of chilblain, like red (HU) carrot, some are thick... It''s not much worse than you at that time..."


    Li Tiezhu thought, "shall I decorate the air conditioner for the school?"


    President Wang looked at Li Tiezhu: "the teacher''s office is not installed. It wastes money and electricity. Only three classrooms are installed."


    Li Tiezhu: "the teacher is also cold..."


    Headmaster Wang: "there are only four teachers and three classes. Where is it cold? It won''t be cold in class. Let you... Spend money."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly felt sour at the tip of his nose. The old headmaster was honest and upright all his life and never begged anyone. The mayor didn''t give a good face when he came to inspect. But he suddenly said "let you spend money", and Li Tiezhu didn''t know how to answer.


    Li Tiezhu''s old man was also taught by the headmaster. He said that at that time, the headmaster was still young. He walked more than ten miles to school barefoot in winter. When he arrived at school, he wiped the mud on his feet with straw and changed into cloth shoes for class.


    The headmaster is from Wangjiawan village next door. He is the most important person in Lijia village, Wangjiawan village and Shiziya village.


    The three villages share a school.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I want it."


    He knew that President Wang was rigid and straight. If Li Tiezhu really installed an air conditioner in the office, he had to dismantle it himself and throw it in front of Li Tiezhu''s old house.


    The headmaster walked into the school gate with his hands on his back and said to Li Tiezhu, "when you leave, come to my house and get some tea. Your teacher''s wife fried it herself. It''s like an engagement gift for you. Also, they didn''t shoot just now? Don''t shoot!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no, I can''t shoot."


    Tea is the least valuable near here. Tea trees are planted in the wasteland all over the mountains. Every family will pick tea and fry tea before the Qingming Festival.


    However, this tea, which Li Tiezhu must get, is very valuable.


    Barrage:


    "The headmaster is so fierce! I''m scared, ha ha..."


    "Wow! I saw Li Tiezhu for the first time."


    "Hahaha, Xiaowan can be confiscated. What a relief!"


    "The twins must have complained."


    "How to complain? Xiao Shuang said my brother robbed me of noodles, and then Da Shuang got a slap?"


    "Hey, the headmaster looks so sad..."


    "I think of my primary school teacher."


    "Iron pillar''s eyes are red."


    "What a good headmaster. The older generation of rural teachers are like this."


    "Unlike the teachers in the city, they just want to earn make-up fees."


    "No shooting, we didn''t see anything, hee hee..."


    "Such a good teacher shouldn''t be so poor."


    "No!"


    "Oh, the primitive man is different this time..."


    "Moved me!"


    Seeing the headmaster leave, Li Tiezhu took the staff up and continued to climb. He couldn''t disturb the children''s class.


    They came to the village committee of Lijia village, then stopped to rest and continued to wait.


    Li Dewang, the village party secretary, put down his tea cup, walked out with a smile and scattered smoke for Li Tiezhu: "uncle, can''t this car come up today?"


    The headmaster can call Li Tiezhu around, but the village cadres dare not, because... In Li family village, Li Tiezhu''s seniority is high. The branch secretary has to call him uncle when he is 50 years old. Some older than Li Tiezhu also have to call him little uncle.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "you said that we have a big fog in the mountains. When the road is repaired, we can''t drive up and get rid of poverty and get rich?"


    Li Dewang: "don''t worry, don''t worry! The state will find a way. Well, isn''t there a poverty alleviation cadre in our village? He is a college student and knows science, unlike we only know dogs and motorcycles. He is dedicated to poverty alleviation! However, we are only a medium-sized poverty-stricken village, and only one poverty alleviation cadre has been sent. There are four or five high-level poverty-stricken villages directly. I''ll tell you."


    Li Tiezhu said, "isn''t it?"


    Dressed in a dark blue tunic, Li Dewang shouted at the top of his voice, "cadre Zheng, cadre Zheng, please come here."


    Then, a young man with an inch of head and dark skin came out of the office. Li Dewang introduced him to Li Tiezhu. The poverty alleviation cadre was Zheng Yuan, a serious top student of Sichuan University.


    The two young people were modest for a while. Li Tiezhu first asked, "cadre Zheng, you know the situation of our village. The land can''t grow good things, the villagers have no culture, and the transportation is inconvenient. Le Lang can get rid of poverty? Rely on the state to make money? This can''t last long."


    Zheng cadre is a serious person: "helping the poor is the first thing. We don''t help the poor of this generation, but their children and grandchildren. Therefore, education is the first. Only the next generation has knowledge, culture and ambition can be regarded as the real success of poverty alleviation. What I am doing now is only a very insignificant initial work. In the final analysis, it depends on everyone."


    Li Tiezhu''s IQ can''t keep up. After all, he is a serious top student. After thinking for a while, he said, "I also built the road and helped them grow traditional Chinese medicine, but it seems useless."


    Cadre Zheng said, "in the first half of the year, a Feng Shui gentleman said that your second uncle''s traditional Chinese medicine field affected Feng Shui, and your second uncle shoveled all the traditional Chinese medicine. You have so much influence, you should instill more educational ideas into the people in the village. I''ve only been here for three months, and I''ve found no less than ten children who dropped out of school. Hey..."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked. His second uncle went to Jinmen to drink engagement wine ten days ago. He didn''t say anything!


    It''s not a waste of money. It''s death!


    What kind of poverty is DUT?


    (in the last two hours of this month, ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a monthly ticket! Ask for a monthly ticket!!!)

 Chapter 815

    Li Tiezhu was angry when he heard that his second uncle flattened the traditional Chinese medicine field without saying a word.


    However, he thought about it and was at peace.


    The influence of Feng Shui is very important in rural areas. The four old buildings were not broken in those years. Even Li Tiezhu''s mother was buried after watching Feng Shui. Later, he also saw Feng Shui when building a "luxury house".


    Lijia village is not extremely poor. Few people in this village live well except Li Tiezhu''s family, the village head''s family and the second uncle of the former village head.


    The second uncle''s family has the only tractor in the whole village, and others who are richer have motorcycles. Therefore, the small rural road built by Li Tiezhu is completely enough.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "how many poor households are there in the village now?"


    Zheng Yuan said, "twenty one households."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t believe it: "there are so many?"


    He also followed Hong fund through many poor areas, which are much poorer than this, such as ah Diao and them.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu never thought that his village was still a poor village before. He thought the village was quite good.


    It can only be said that our country is a little strict.


    That''s a good thing.


    After chatting for a while, the large army of the program team also followed up. Everyone was very tired.


    Zhao Liya is almost gone and collapsed. She is thin and in poor health.


    Li Tiezhu gave the stool to Zhao Liya.


    The village head moved out more stools, but it was obviously not enough. Zheng Yuan ran to pour boiling water for everyone. There were few cups.


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly told them not to be busy.


    Zhao Liya asked, "iron pillar, have you arrived?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''ll be there in twenty minutes."


    Zhao Liya regretted it.


    Nie Yao: "ah? Still walking? You''ve been walking for more than an hour. Did you walk like this when you were a child?"


    Li Tiezhu: "when I was in junior high school, I walked in the town for less than three hours. We have good conditions here. In the mountains to the west, many people go to the town for a whole day. Many people haven''t gone down the mountain all their life."


    The mountain is very steep, but after going up the mountain, it becomes flat. There are farmland everywhere, which is also the reason why there are many residents on the mountain.


    There is no fog at the top of the mountain. The sun is bright, but the wind is a little strong.


    After a rest, the people continued to walk forward, through the sparse settlements and towards the other side of the ridge.


    Looking at the Li family''s "luxury house" standing out among the dilapidated houses from a distance, Li Tiezhu''s face was hot. I don''t know what he thought at the beginning. Other families are at most red brick bungalows, and most of them still live in earthen houses.


    Along the way, villagers kept coming out to watch the excitement. Some rode on the ridge, some sat on the grave, and others climbed into the tree. Who knows what they think.


    Li Tiezhu knew each other and said hello one by one.


    The other party also responded.


    "Uncle tie Zhu."


    "Young master."


    "Young master, turtle son came and called Taigong."


    "Tai Gong."


    Li Tiezhu grabbed two sweets for the child.


    The neighbor''s second uncle''s dog also greeted him with a wag of his tail. Li Tiezhu rewarded him with a piece of sugar and didn''t kick him this time.


    The second uncle was showing off his wealth and smoking cigarettes on his six wheeled tractor.


    It''s a pity to see that since Li Tiezhu, who can reverse into the warehouse, doesn''t often go home, his tractor has been parked on the roadside and dare not drive home. The courtyard wall has been hit countless times.


    At this time, a man with a chicken nest head lacked half of his front teeth and stood on the roadside with a crutch. He was coquettish with a cigarette in his mouth. His beard was broken and his eyes were blurred: "Zhu Er is back? Go to my house for dinner. Grandma melon has cooked the bacon."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Shu, don''t eat rice. Drink when you have time."


    Li Tieshu also has a high seniority in the village. He cut his hair and took out his cigarette: "smoke!"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the director Wang Zhengyu who continued to lead the team. Wang Party A nodded and indicated that he could smoke. In fact, this space is not so strict about artists'' smoking.


    Lit the smoke, Li Tiezhu asked, "brother Shu, your feet are clanging?"


    Li Tieshu flicked the ash: "Hey! Aren''t there some wild boars in shanwanzi recently? I thought you would come back to record the program, so I got a gunpowder gun to shoot them so as not to delay your work. I didn''t know that the gunpowder tide didn''t start. The wild boar broke my foot pole."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Brother Shu bullied Li Tiezhu from childhood. After Li Tiezhu''s mother died, he began to fight back and finally defeated brother Shu at the age of 13.


    Li Tieshu looks vicissitudes, but in fact, he is only three years older than Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "where''s the gun?"


    It''s recorded. Is it OK to make a private gunpowder gun? Turn it in quickly!


    Brother Shu said calmly, "the police paid it off. I was released yesterday. The police car sent it directly to the house (home)."


    Li Tiezhu: "shuge cowhide... Don''t say anything. I really invite you to drink."


    Li Tieshu waved his hand: "I''ll see what I said! In two days, I''ll make another gunpowder gun. No, two, let''s fight wild boars together."


    "Forget it! You''d better recover first."


    "It doesn''t exist. I can jump up and fight wild boars. The mountain road is not steep."


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    Li Tiezhu was speechless. He patted brother Shu on the shoulder and left. Brother Shu was cruel.


    Zhao Liya didn''t follow the army, but rested in place. At this time, she followed Li Tiezhu and asked, "is this Li Tieshu who pushed you into the cesspit when you were a child?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    Zhao Liya: "how did you make up? You wrote to him that you wanted to kill him."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "when I was a child, it also counts. Mai? Later, I broke his front teeth, and we made up. Now we are good brothers."


    Zhao Liya is more difficult to understand. If her front teeth are broken, can she still be a brother? Men are so strange!


    Barrage:


    "Once said, Li Tiezhu''s village is really not poor."


    "But there should be some difficult households."


    "So it''s just a moderately poor village."


    "The conditions are really bitter. Is the mountain too high?"


    "What the hell is Taigong?"


    "The generation in the countryside is like this. I go home now from my grandfather''s generation."


    "The tree brother has a coquettish temperament!"


    "How can you only lack half of your front teeth?"


    "Make your own gunpowder gun... Cow man!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "What kind of demons and ghosts are they? They broke their legs when they beat wild boars?"


    "Just let it out and want to build a gunpowder gun!"


    "Cowhide!"


    "Really special, disabled and determined!"


    "I have a hunch that brother Shu is afraid of fire..."


    "Lying trough! It turns out that half of brother Shu''s front teeth were broken by Li Tiezhu!"


    "How could there be wild boars?"


    Soon, after nearly two hours of trekking, the program team finally arrived at the scheduled place - Nianzi cliff.


    This is the westernmost side of Lijia village. It is a protruding mountain. There are dozens of meters of cliffs in front, left and right, and a steep stone step road leads to the bottom.


    The hillside in front is a wasteland, the mountain bay on the left is a bamboo forest, and the mountain bay on the right is a pine forest. In addition, the rice mill and nearby wasteland abandoned on the cliff for decades are the recording site of the primitive man of Oh Huo.


    Standing on the edge of the cliff, there is a cloud and fog below. In the distance, there are mountain peaks floating on the fog, like islands.


    Nie Yao exclaimed, "iron pillar, your scenery is so beautiful."


    Li Tiezhu: "beauty, beauty can''t be eaten or spent."


    When the fog clears, the program team''s car will drive up. There are chefs, dishes and pots and pans in the car. They will camp in the grain drying field a mile away, while Li Tiezhu can only rely on themselves.


    Wang Zhengyu arranged the staff, called the three and said, "from now on, this is your territory. The program team will not block how to live, build and entertain guests, but the program team will not provide you with any help."


    Nie Yao smiled bitterly: "there''s nothing here. What can I do? It''s hard to eat at noon."


    Zhao Liya: "don''t panic, there is Li Tiezhu."


    Wang Zhengyu said again, "OK! Now open your luggage and look at what you carry except clothes and toiletries."


    Nie Yao opened his big box and took out a big iron pot, iron basin, bowls and chopsticks, portable gas stove, electric saw, pulley, rope, sleeping bag, kitchen knife and so on.


    Zhao Liya: "brother Yao, you can really pretend!"


    Nie Yao: "who installed it? Where did I install it? Aren''t these things practical?"


    Zhao Liya: "I mean, your box can really hold electric saws. Is that too exaggerated?"


    Nie Yao smiled: "that''s right. I''ve seen the program of last season. It''s terrible! So I''m well prepared. Believe me, the chainsaw is very practical!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s practical, but when you look at Wang Party A''s eyes, it''s clear that it won''t let us use it."


    Nie Yao was silly: "you can''t bring it yourself?"


    Wang Party A: "why don''t you bring a luxury villa?"


    Nie Yao: "the box can''t hold!"


    Wang Party A: "


    Then there is Zhao Liya''s box. In addition to the clothes, it is full of cosmetics, as well as an electronic piano and a hair dryer.


    Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu looked at each other in despair.


    Li Tiezhu: "can''t you bring some practical tools?"


    Zhao Liya: "yes! Nail clippers. Don''t you cut your nails for more than 20 days?"


    Li Tiezhu ignored her, opened his box and took out the most practical hard goods one by one: "two boxes of pregnancy sets!"


    Zhao Liya: "bah!"


    I never see you use it at ordinary times. At this time, you brought it.


    Wang Zhengyu was startled. I''m afraid it can''t be broadcast.


    Nie Yao: "no, brother, what are you doing with this? Don''t you still have ideas about me?"


    The word "return" is very quintessential.


    Barrage:


    "Brother Yao knows very well! I have brought all the gas stoves."


    "The chainsaw is too much..."


    "My God, this is the representative of physics class. This is."


    "The box can''t hold the villa..."


    "Otherwise, my brother Yao really dares to take it."


    "Zhao Liya''s nail clipper is really unique!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Did she come last season? I should understand very well. I knew that the program team would confiscate it, so I didn''t bring it."


    "Wow! Li Tiezhu, are you special..."


    "Bah!"


    "Will pregnancy set also be able to broadcast?"


    "Didn''t you mosaic?"


    "Don''t think about it. It''s very, very useful in the wild."


    "Many people who play in the wild to survive must bring a pregnancy condom."


    "Brother Yao, why did you say return?"


    "As we all know, brother Yao was given by a gunman three years ago..."


    "Red fire, in a trance..."

 Chapter 816

    Li Tiezhu was very serious. Ignoring Nie Yao''s joke, he explained solemnly:


    "The pregnancy kit is very practical. I learned it in the special forces a few months ago. It can make a fire, stop bleeding, make a slingshot, make a life buoy, save food, make a waterproof bag, be a rubber glove, and tie girls'' hair. Ya Ya, if you run out of rubber bands, come to me and cut off the opening of the pregnancy kit, it''s a good idea A perfect rubber band. "


    Zhao Liya blushed, covered her ears and shook her head fiercely: "no, you don''t want to... Stay away from me!"


    I can''t help it. This girl''s brain hole is always big. Who knows what she thinks.


    In fact, she subconsciously thought that the pregnancy kit can kill people, not villains, but adults. If it is fastened on her head like silk stockings, people can suffocate and die. It''s too ghost animal.


    Nie Yao, Wang Zhengyu and the staff laughed and asked a female star to tie her hair with a pregnancy condom?


    Only Li Tiezhu dares to think.


    Li Tiezhu said: "you see, when we lack the initial stage of the container, we can use the pregnancy kit as a water bag, which is very convenient."


    Nie Yao: "no, no, no... I''d rather die of thirst."


    He thought to himself, is that thing filled with water? How many of us will be shameless in the future? Do you want to hang out in the circle? Especially Zhao Liya is still a girl. It doesn''t matter to you. You''re shameless.


    Zhao Liya hid far away and looked disgusted. How can she say this in front of a girl? The whole country, no, people all over the world are watching.


    Li Tiezhu took out one and wanted to open it: "the original one I bought doesn''t taste at all if it is washed clean."


    Wang Zhengyu stopped Li Tiezhu''s impulse to show and said, "OK, take the magic power! You continue to talk about your other tools."


    Li Tiezhu was a little reluctant: "Oh, there is also a roll of plastic pocket, a small axe and a folding knife."


    There are not many things, but they are very practical.


    Wang Zhengyu: "very good! There are too many tools you show above, which is not in line with the purpose of this program. Now none of you choose three tools. The rest will be handed over to the program team, and you can exchange them with your labor products in the future."


    Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: "in addition to the pregnancy kit, the other three you brought are very useful."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! I''ll give up the plastic bag and leave the pregnancy sleeve, small axe and folding knife."


    Nie Yao: "you are stubborn and boring..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "have you brought any fire making tools? Who has a lighter? Don''t you make a fire for food?"


    Nie Yao: "


    Li Tiezhu didn''t bring a lighter or smoke. He used to smoke with brother Shu''s fire before.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Yao, just choose an iron pot, rope and kitchen knife."


    Nie Yao: "leave the chainsaw. It''s easy to use. Cut down trees and bamboo."


    Li Tiezhu: "is there electricity?"


    Nie Yao: "


    Therefore, the equipment of the trio is as follows: large iron pot, kitchen knife, rope, small axe, folding knife, nail knife, and... Pregnancy kit.


    "Let''s go! First go for a walk around our territory. Don''t go too far. There are wild boars in the mountain bay with many bushes below."


    Li Tiezhu took Nie Yao and Zhao Liya down the steep path of the cliff.


    Nie Yao said, "can''t you? I heard that wild boars in rural areas were extinct as early as last century."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it was a domestic pig that ran out and became a wild pig."


    "What? What else? Domestic pigs and wild boars are two breeds?"


    "No. If a piglet without castration runs out, it will become a black boar with long tusks in two or three years. Even a castrated pig will become a boar in a few years."


    "Aren''t we very dangerous?"


    "It''s OK! These wild boars have just degenerated and won''t take the initiative to attack humans. Brother Shu... Is an exception."


    Brother Shu''s behavior is like running to the door of his house to die. Who won''t hit you?


    The three first went to the pine forest on the left. There was a thick layer of dry pine needles on the ground. Walking on it was soft and slippery.


    Didn''t Nie Yao fall out for several meters? Holding a pine tree before stopping.


    Zhao Liya is smart. She supports herself with a stick so that she won''t slip.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help sighing: "when I was a child, I couldn''t see any pine needles in the pine forest. I came to collect them every few days and get them back as firewood. It''s very good. Every year when winter is coming, the whole family goes out to cut pine trees, dig tree roots, go back and chop them into pieces, and keep them for heating in winter."


    Zhao Liya: "why not burn charcoal?"


    Nie Yao: "at that time, how could the countryside afford to burn coal? Now when the conditions are good, charcoal will be burned. No one will loosen the needle again."


    His hometown is a small county in Guizhou Province. Although he is not a rural person, he also went to the countryside when he was a child.


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "yes! At that time, the coal was dug by my three brothers at the foot of the mountain. The hole was a little bigger than the people''s Congress. They climbed in and out, dragging a boat shaped basket to load coal. I climbed in and played when I was a child. It was dark and wet. If anyone wanted to get coal, they would go in and dig it by themselves."


    Zhao Liya said curiously, "is it still like this?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "it has collapsed long ago. Four men in the family died. Since then, no one has dug, built rural roads and bought charcoal."


    Zhao Liya was frightened and thought of the feeling of being buried in the mine.


    "Pine mushroom!"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly exclaimed in surprise, and then rushed up to pick.


    Nie Yao also found a small mushroom and asked, "what kind of mushroom is this? Can you eat it?"


    Li Tiezhu took a look: "longitudinal tree fungus, you can eat."


    After more than ten minutes, the three people picked up several balls of mushrooms, all of which were not big.


    When walking back, Nie Yao said, "iron pillar, what shall we eat in the future? We can''t rely on mushrooms alone. We won''t have them today."


    Zhao Liya replied, "cut down trees and sell money! Buy meat."


    Her brain hole is also strange.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s illegal to cut down trees."


    Zhao Liya: "


    They walked to the large bamboo forest.


    Nie Yao: "we can''t eat bamboo, can we?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you can make bamboo baskets and exchange things with the villagers. To be honest, I''m too familiar with this one. There''s no future for me."


    The bamboo forest is more humid, and there is a small ditch.


    Because there is a spring under the cliff. In the past, people in Lijia village came here to carry water. Li Tiezhu has been carrying water here since childhood.


    Zhao Liya suddenly pointed to the bamboo in front and said, "look, there is a piece of bacon on the bamboo."


    What?


    Li Tiezhu looked up. Sure enough, there was a piece of bacon hanging on the bamboo five or six meters high from the ground. It was very fat!


    The accompanying staff and cameramen laughed. Li Tiezhu''s fellow villagers were kind to him.


    After another period, the products will be more abundant.


    good heavens!


    There is a chicken nest in the bamboo forest. There are twenty eggs in the chicken nest. Next to it is an old hen whose feet are accidentally tied by grass leaves. Well, it''s tied.


    On a barren hillside, among the weeds, there are more than ten green Chinese cabbage.


    A small stone slab with a palm size under the cliff accidentally crushed a hare that looked like a rabbit.


    The most outrageous thing is that these three fat grass carp swim in the small water pond one meter square under the stone wall of the spring. The smallest one weighs three kilograms.


    Nie Yao looked at Li Tiezhu: "your hometown is really rich in products!"


    Li Tiezhu covered his face: "the villagers must have done it. Are you afraid I''ll starve to death? Is it too clumsy?"


    Zhao Liya: "I feel both a favor and an insult."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "just as I saw someone bring a nail clipper, it was humiliated."


    Zhao Liya: "how did I know that the program group asked me to bring tools again?"


    Li Tiezhu: "go back. It''s time for lunch."


    Nie Yao took out his mobile phone and saw that it was twelve o''clock and he was really hungry. However, can he eat enough with just a little mushroom?


    Soon, they returned to the cliff.


    The program team also took the "auspicious omen" from the bamboo forest to the village head and asked him to return it to the villagers. Of course, the villagers refused to admit it and were forcibly sent back by the village head.


    Then, the village head went to dig in the bamboo forest with his hoe, dug out dozens of kilograms of rice and carried it away.


    The tree elder brother also came, limping in the small hole under the cliff and took out several bags of hot pot seasoning back.


    Barrage:


    "The villagers are also really cute!"


    "I can think of bacon hanging on the tree!"


    "That''s ridiculous. Are those three fish Xiuxian? What do you eat in such a small place?"


    "This is testing the IQ of the program group..."


    "Poof..."


    "These villagers are dull. It''s fun."


    "Brother Shu is the most reliable, hot pot seasoning."


    "The village head buried food himself, ha ha..."


    "I have to say, the village head has the highest IQ, poof ~"


    On the cliff, director Wang Zhengyu said to the three: "this season''s program adopts the point system. You can use the points to show each other''s tools and food."


    A big board was carried over.


    It says all kinds of items with clear real prices, such as:


    Coke 3 points, lighter 10 points, pork 2 points 1 kg, beef and mutton 4 points 1 kg, rice 1 point 1 kg, flour 1 point 1 kg, power bank 1 point 1 kg


    We don''t accept mobile phones this time, just to sell rechargeable treasure?


    As expected, Wang Zhengyu is more cheap than sun Xixi.


    Nie Yao: "how do we earn points?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "the program team will release fixed tasks every day, and you can get corresponding points when you complete them. In addition, there are optional tasks."


    Zhao Liya said, "send the task quickly. I''m hungry."


    Wang Zhengyu: "there are two fixed tasks today. First, make a fire 2 points. Second, build a shelter 4 points."


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "I didn''t say it earlier! That''s it?"


    Nie Yao: "you don''t really think you can make a fire without pregnancy?"


    Zhao Liya was inconvenient to discuss. She hid far away and stretched her ears to listen.


    Li Tiezhu casually took out a condom: "you''ll know later. Brother Yao, you and ya ya go to the pine forest below to pick up pine needles and dry branches. I''ll go to the bamboo forest to load water."


    The three acted in turn.


    Li Tiezhu filled a set of water in the spring water Dang under the cliff and cut two pieces of dried bamboo shoot shells. This thing is more flammable than pine needles.


    After coming back, Li Tiezhu rubbed the sleeve round, irradiated the bamboo shoot shell, adjusted the angle and made it perfect.


    Fortunately, the sun is very big today.


    When Nie Yao and Zhao Liya came back with firewood in their arms, the fire was already burning.


    (ask for monthly tickets! October 1-4 are double monthly tickets ~)

 Chapter 817

    Zhao Liya was stunned, but she was embarrassed to ask. She was on the program, not in private.


    Nie Yao said, "it''s really a fire with a necessary pregnancy set?"


    Li Tiezhu threw the water polo to Nie Yao and didn''t answer. He took the firewood and began to operate the fire, so that the fire could burn up a little, but it wouldn''t be too big to waste firewood.


    Nie Yao was curious for a moment and couldn''t help playing with it. He really couldn''t concentrate!


    ¡­¡­


    One month later, the live barrage took off in situ:


    "Wuhu ~ moved! Poop..."


    "It''s really an artifact in the world."


    "It''s just the principle of convex lens."


    "Li Tiezhu: I never play cards according to common sense!"


    "If I hadn''t seen it with my own eyes, I would have vomited serious shit on my face."


    "Seriously, I just tried it. It''s in the Public Security Bureau. Well, WiFi here is very fast."


    "Can I use it?"


    "Ha ha, Nie Yao also began to play, uncle, where''s your reserve?"


    "Another idol school was taken off by Li Tiezhu."


    "Back then, my brother Yao was also a piece of small fresh meat..."


    "The result was ruined by the pregnancy condom?"


    "Eh ~ there is ambiguity!"


    Odin and his brothers in the United States are also watching the live broadcast. Well, they downloaded a penguin video. Now most of them can speak Chinese. Language is not a barrier.


    When seeing this scene, Odin pondered. At the end of the world, I''m afraid it will become difficult to make a fire. In addition, the great Ian Pera''s words will be pregnant and useful.


    Aenpera can never be wrong. This program is taught to aenpera... Sermon.


    Last season was, and so is this season.


    So, sleepy long Odin said to his opponent, "allocate a part of money from the capital bank to buy a large number of pregnancy condoms."


    A guy said, "Camilla hasn''t come back yet. Don''t worry?"


    Another said, "moreover, she has to recover from her injury. I''m afraid she can''t use it for a while!"


    Odin said angrily, "fool! Pregnancy condoms are combat materials. Did you watch your program for nothing? How did Ian perra teach us? It really disappoints me. What does this have to do with Fengbao? He, no, she is both brothers with us and still uses that thing?"


    People are convinced that the truth is the same.


    Odin missed Camilla, his good brother who went to Thailand, and asked, "how''s our armored force in Mexico?"


    A subordinate replied, "the tank regiment established by the security company has a total of 82 tanks and more than 30 armored vehicles. It has successfully completed the preliminary training. Because it recruits veterans, it has formed combat effectiveness. Now it is a force that Mosco traders are eager to hire. It must double in a few years."


    Odin frowned: "it may not be that long. As the great aenpera said, the beginning of the end may be a virus, followed by a mutated Zombie..."


    A short man with rosacea said, "our training base in frelik city has recently seen many cases of pneumonia, such as e-cigarette disease, but the hospital can''t detect it. Nearby residents are also infected. I suggest closing the training base first and isolating relevant personnel."


    Odin didn''t think much and nodded in agreement.


    Then, they continued to watch the "sermon show" by Ian perra with a pious attitude... The first episode of the second season of FAK primitive man.


    ¡­¡­


    The program team prompts: "after the fire making task is completed, get 2 points."


    A staff member handed two marbles to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took good care of the fire first, then waved his big hand: "waiter, order!"


    The program team moved the big board up again.


    Li Tiezhu discussed with Nie Yao and Zhao Liya and said, "half a kilo of pork and one kilo of rice."


    Soon, they traded marbles for the food they wanted.


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the board being removed and said, "why is there no salt on it?"


    There is really no salt. Monosodium glutamate, raw soy sauce and oil consumption are all available.


    Wang Zhengyu secretly said, "make it up when you turn back..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no chance! Hei hei! Let''s talk. Wang Party A. Hei hei..."


    This is a skill learned from Huang Sanshi. This skill is only effective for Wang Party A, which is referred to as Wang Party A''s Bug challenge skill for short. As long as we pick out his loopholes, we can force him to make a certain compromise.


    Wang Zhengyu has a sign on his face... Fang dirty (flustered).


    Li Tiezhu said, "you don''t even have salt. How did you become a director? You''re still an old variety planner, he! Tui ~ just say what to do!"


    Nie Yao was stunned. Can he do this?


    Zhao Liya helped to say: "Oh Huo primitive man has a very good reputation. The first season is very popular all over the world. Won''t it hit you? Tut tut... This is the first issue. There is such a scandal!"


    Wang Zhengyu raised his hand: "OK! I''ll give you a bag of salt."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you look down on us? Do we lack you a bag of salt? No! However, we are concerned about the quality of the program and the professionalism of the program team!"


    Wang Zhengyu gritted his teeth: "a bag of salt and two sausages can''t be more, or I''ll turn my face!"


    Zhao Liya: "you still turn your face. What do you mean..."


    Li Tiezhu held him: "OK. Party A Wang eats soft rather than hard. He will pit him next time."


    So, Li Tiezhu and the three harvested two more sausages.


    Wang Zhengyu also asked people to fill the salt on the board and bid 100 points.


    Not a person.


    Barrage:


    "It''s a little old-fashioned."


    "I''m kidding, Li Tiezhu, the first brother of mushroom house!"


    "Compared with the previous season, this season has the meaning of enhanced mushroom house."


    "Last season was too difficult."


    "I''m kidding. Li Tiezhu''s hometown is a magical place with rich products and cured meat on bamboo joints!"


    "Li Tiezhu is very popular in his hometown."


    "Rural people are simple."


    "Lying trough! Wang Party A is a good dog!"


    "100 points? Seriously? Too much."


    Here, Li Tiezhu explained the skills of setting up an earth stove. He went to the edge of the cliff and pulled some earth bricks back to let Zhao Liya and Nie Yao set up a stove. He himself went to the bamboo forest with an axe and kitchen knife.


    Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu came back with three bamboo bowls, two bamboo tubes of water, several pairs of bamboo chopsticks, a bamboo spatula, and... A bamboo spoon.


    By the way, I washed the mushrooms for nothing.


    And these two are smoked seven dizzy eight elements, but they haven''t set up a soil stove yet.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything. People in the city are like this. They have high eyes and low hands.


    He took over the work and finished it in a minute. He sat in an iron pot, chopped the half fat and half thin pork into pieces, fried it in the pot, then put in mushrooms, stir fry, add salt, add water, then add rice, and stuffy rice over a low heat.


    Stewed rice with mushroom fried meat is very fragrant.


    Time is coming.


    On the ridge to the east of Shiziya, a row of villagers squatted, one by one holding big bucket bowls or porcelain pots, filled with oily meals. While eating, these guys laughed at Li Tiezhu''s three people. Their laughter was too rampant.


    Yes, ridicule, red fruit ridicule.


    It''s one thing that they like Li Tiezhu, and it''s another thing to laugh at them. Ha, are you Tiezhu today?


    The villagers made no secret of their emotions and were too simple.


    Another one squatted in the corner of a paddy field and ate while shit. He laughed the loudest, and others turned a blind eye.


    The village head was also on the ridge with his three children, one of whom was beaten and cried by him because the child played truant and came back to see Li Tiezhu, along with the twins who were eating in tears.


    The program team occasionally gave them a shot, but they didn''t dare to shoot more.


    Let''s say that the dozens on the ridge are more like primitive people than the three of Li Tiezhu who are having a picnic.


    Brother Shu is different. The whole village is eating. He doesn''t have... His noodles.


    Therefore, he told Li Tiezhu that his daughter-in-law cooked bacon at home to coax ghosts. Only when his family can afford bacon can there be ghosts and maggots.


    Brother Shu came directly to the washbasin with his dressing face. Because his temperament was refined, the staff of the program team didn''t dare to stop him.


    The goods were coquettish and turned a corner to the early pea field of Li Demin''s house. He pinched a small pea tip, threw it into a basin, stirred it and sucked it. Then, he changed a tricky angle, jumped off several ridges and walked towards the three "primitive people".


    Wang Zhengyu finally couldn''t help but ask, "what can I do for you, fellow?"


    Brother Shu didn''t bird him: "go away, go away. I''ll find my pillar to set up the dragon gate array. I haven''t seen him for many years. I miss him very much."


    Li Tiezhu was pleasantly surprised to welcome him. Brother Shu was a well-known intellectual handicap in shiliba village. He was more handicapped than Li Tiezhu. Even the program team had heard of his name and dared not provoke him.


    If my tree brother can send me some food, does the program team dare to take care of it?


    "Brother Shu! What brings you here?"


    "Ah, I''ll go on TV. Yeah! I''ll bring you something to eat by the way."


    Tree elder brother is not surprised, even stroked the chicken nest head hairstyle.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the noodles in his basin and the tip of a lump of raw peas. He was not interested.


    "Brother Shu, you eat by yourself. We have food."


    "Hey! Be polite to me? You said you were polite to me? I''m your drop, you drop or you drop. Come on, get it!"


    As soon as brother Shu reached out, he took out... A little milk dog from the dirty suit pocket.


    "Wang Wu ~"


    Li Tiezhu was stunned and caught him quickly.


    "How does this make?"


    Li Tiezhu is really stupid. Together, I don''t have enough to eat myself. Why don''t I keep one more? This little suckling dog eats no less than Zhao Liya!


    Li Tieshu smiled domineering: "you''re welcome! You and I are brothers in robes. Just eat while it''s hot. The meat is tender. I just stole it from your second uncle''s house."


    All right!


    It turned out to be the cub of rhubarb.


    Li Tiezhu cried and laughed: "thank you."


    Brother Shu waved his hand, sucked the noodles and looked around Zhao Liya. It was so beautiful. Then, he was dragged away by the village head with his ears twisted, and was subjected to the most vicious curse.


    But the little dog stayed.


    Nie Yao came up and touched the dog: "it looks delicious."


    Then the little suckling dog took his finger and began to pound.


    Li Tiezhu: "not yet weaned."


    Nie Yao sighed: "keep it first, and you can really eat it? Brother Zishu, I believe you. The dog says that labor is mixed (mind your own business)..."


    Yes, uncle Nie Yao was so angry that his hometown dialect came out.


    Zhao Liya liked dogs very much and comforted her in her arms: "hey? We met him here on the first day. It means we have fate. Let''s keep him? First of all, we have to choose a name! It''s not easy today. We have to choose a meaningful name..."


    Li Tiezhu: "call it a pregnancy condom."


    Nie Yao: "poof... What kind of ghost do you play with..."


    Zhao Liya also changed her face: "I''ll take a name. It''s called... Oh Huo! Ha ha! It''s called Oh Huo. The three of us are primitive people, just in time!"

 Chapter 818

    Li Tiezhu: "I think I can call Leonardo..."


    Nie Yao: "well, let''s call Oh Huo! Li Tiezhu, stop talking. I''ll open a hot spot for you. Go play with your mobile phone."


    Li Tiezhu had to give up and went to the wasteland by the cliff with a knife to get some old tea leaves and wormwood. Although the tea leaves are old, it is also good to make herbal tea after frying. Wormwood can repel mosquitoes.


    Another half an hour later, Li Tiezhu came back and the three had dinner.


    Stewed rice with pork and mushroom is really delicious, but it''s hot and a little difficult to swallow.


    Li Tiezhu was fine. He ate three bamboo bowls and Nie Yao two bowls at one go. Zhao Liya ate two or three mouthfuls, but she didn''t eat much. It''s estimated that the weather is too hot and she''s going to suffer from heatstroke.


    Then, Li Tiezhu washed the pot, fried tea, boiled a pot of tea, put it into three bamboo tubes, and took it to the spring to cool it. The temperature of mountain spring water is very low, basically no more than ten degrees, and it is flowing.


    When the tea temperature drops, Li Tiezhu takes it back and gives it to Nie Yao and Zhao Liya. He also makes a straw for Zhao Liya with small bamboo.


    The afternoon sun was poisoned.


    When they came to a tree shade and drank tea, the three began to discuss the construction of a shelter. It was difficult at the beginning.


    Zhao Liya drank tea and came slowly: "last year, the primitive people''s house just built a shed at the beginning. We can also do it in the afternoon."


    Nie Yao also watched the program: "no, we don''t have tools to dig."


    Li Tiezhu said: "last year was too hasty and the raw materials were insufficient. We can do better this year."


    Zhao Liya thought last year was very good.


    Nie Yao: "build a house directly?"


    Li Tiezhu pointed to the bamboo forest below and said, "we have a lot of bamboo this year, which is very convenient. Brother Yao, I don''t know if you saw a duck driver when you were a child."


    Nie Yao thought for a moment: "you mean the kind of small house that drives hundreds of ducks everywhere after harvesting rice every year? The kind they pick up?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "that''s very simple. As long as there is enough bamboo, it can be done."


    Nie Yao: "it''s good. It can shelter from the wind and rain. Is it time? The three of us need at least two mobile huts."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, there''s me."


    Zhao Liya doesn''t understand at all. She doesn''t even know what the mobile house looks like. What comes to mind in her mind is the mobile plank house on the construction site.


    Barrage:


    "Duck driver? I forgot if Li Tiezhu didn''t say..."


    "When I was a child in my hometown, duck drivers came every year. Children helped him pick up duck eggs all over the mountains and give us sugar."


    "The duck driver''s cabin is really cool."


    "Isn''t that difficult?"


    "It''s hard for ordinary people, but Li Tiezhu is not ordinary people."


    "What are you talking about?"


    "Haven''t seen..."


    "Ha, Li Tiezhu makes five or six duck driver''s huts, so he doesn''t have to repair the house this season?"


    "In the wild, you can always trust the serious brother."


    "Nie Yao works very neatly."


    "Ya Ya really can''t do anything, although I''m her fan..."


    "Oh, I can''t do anything."


    "No! Oh, huobiya can eat."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Finally, the division of labor is clarified. Zhao Liya is responsible for taking care of Oh Huo. Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao make a cabin.


    Zhao Liya: "I''m not very good at taking care of small animals. What if it dies?"


    Nie Yao: "then eat it. It''s good to spend no money."


    Zhao Liya: "then I''ll take good care of you..."


    These two men are really greedy. She can see that if it weren''t for the influence of the program, they would not raise Oh Huo at all. They think the same as brother Shu... Simple.


    Li Tiezhu took Nie Yao and Zhao Liya to the cliff first. This is where he used to make bricks to build a stove.


    "This used to be a place for earth kilns, burning tiles and pickle jars."


    Li Tiezhu pulled aside the waist deep weeds and waded in to find the old site of the earth kiln. The kiln is hemispherical, with a diameter of about three meters. There is a round hole with a diameter of one meter above the dome.


    After years of abandonment, the cave has collapsed in some places, but it can be restored after repair.


    Nie Yao: "ah! This place is a natural house. We can build the first shelter here."


    Li tiezhuxin said, who knows if it will collapse in the middle of the night. I don''t know if the brick fell and died.


    But he didn''t say anything. He said to Wang Zhengyu, "look, director, we don''t need to put the ready-made house. We choose to repair it ourselves and make three mobile huts at one go. Is the price higher?"


    Wang Zhengyu did not know that the cave was dangerous, nor did he know what the duck driver''s cabin looked like. He thought Li Tiezhu was reasonable and said, "OK, it''s up to 5 points."


    Li Tiezhu hit the snake with the stick: "OK! And this earth kiln. If I transform it to make pottery, don''t I break the rules?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "no violation."


    "Then there should be points reward for repairing the earth kiln?"


    "This..."


    "If you think about it, having an earth kiln means that primitive people have transitioned from the stone age to the pottery age. This is the progress of civilization..."


    "3 points."


    "Deal."


    Negotiate the price and start working.


    Li Tiezhu is going to place the shelter on the south side of Nianzi cliff, close to the bamboo forest and directly above the spring Taipa to facilitate water intake.


    The reason why they are not placed in the bamboo forest is that the bamboo forest is too wet, there are many snakes, insects, mice and ants, and the shade light is not good.


    After selecting the site, Li Tiezhu took brother Yao, Zhao Liya and oh Huo, took a burning pine torch, put out the fire and went to the bamboo forest.


    Safety is important.


    In the cool autumn season, if you burn your hometown, it will be... Really hot.


    The duck driver''s cabin is not so much a cabin as a bed that can carry around. It looks like half a wheel.


    The structure of the hut is very simple. Below it is a bed frame two meters long and one meter wide. It is covered with a bamboo frame as a bed board, and then the door is covered with hay and mat. On the top is an arc-shaped dome, the back is sealed with fixed bamboo frames, and the front is removable.


    Zhao Liya is responsible for looking after the fire and collecting green bamboo leaves.


    According to Li Tiezhu''s needs, Nie Yao used an axe to cut bamboo, pick bamboo branches, cut off bamboo, draw bamboo strips and other preliminary work.


    Li Tiezhu finely processed bamboo with a kitchen knife. First, he made the bed frame skeleton.


    Nie Yao suddenly said, "no! Iron pillar, we don''t have nails!"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    "How to do without nails?"


    "What nails do you need to do bamboo work?"


    "Oh, yes, nails are needed for woodwork."


    "Carpenters don''t need nails. Those who need nails are not up to standard. In my hometown, ''nail carpenter'' is a curse."


    "Well..."


    Are you all right?


    Nie Yao just thought that the bed frame needed to be made into bed legs and fixed into the frame. Subconsciously, he felt that it couldn''t be fixed without nails.


    Then he saw Li Tiezhu cut two arc notches on the thick bamboo of two wine bottles, and only one third of the bamboo was still connected.


    Then he put it on the fire and burned it for a while. After bending into 90 degrees, the arc became a positive circle, just blocking another bamboo as a beam.


    Wedge openings are opened on both bamboos. After three bamboo wedges are hammered in, they are fixed.


    Soon, Li Tiezhu finished the main frame, the bed frame about two meters long and one meter wide, and there are six horizontal columns in the middle.


    Nie Yao went over and fiddled with it. It was very firm.


    Then it''s simple. Burn two four meter long bamboo strips with fire, bend them into a semicircle, insert them into the hole opened in advance in the bed legs, and then tie them tightly with bamboo strips


    Nie Yao and Zhao Liya were stunned. Isn''t it less than half an hour? The frame is ready?


    Nie Yao: "iron pillar, you are so omnipotent!"


    Zhao Liya also sighed: "silly column, your father is really powerful!"


    On the cliff, the villagers not only did not disperse, but gathered more and more. They squatted on the edge of the cliff to watch the excitement, which should become the norm of primitive people this season.


    The program team reminds them to pay attention to safety. They don''t bird at all. They come from villagers up to the age of 50 or under the age of 15. They are all unruly people.


    This section of the cliff is not high, only more than ten meters.


    All the young people in the village went out to work, except brother Shu.


    The villagers are laughing and talking:


    "Iron pillar, your craft has revived. One bed frame has been blankly for a long time."


    "Uncle, help me make a sword from bamboo?"


    "Taigong, I want a sun shooting God bow!"


    "Uncle, help me pick up the whole basket of dog shit. You know, I can''t do the work."


    "And give him a clip to pick up dog shit."


    Zhao Liya''s whole life is bad. Why do you pick up shit? Are there any sanitation workers in the village?


    Li Tiezhu burned a piece of bamboo and bent it into a clip. He also carved several anti-skid teeth with a knife inside the tip of the clip, tied it tightly with a rope, and then threw it to the old man who called his uncle.


    "I''ll give you the whole clip first. Go and pick up the shit. What are you doing around me? There''s nothing to do?"


    There was a burst of laughter from above. On the basis of seniority, Li Tiezhu said that Lao Tzu had no problem at all.


    On crutches, Li Tieshu shouted to Li Tiezhu, "have you seen wild boars? I always feel unsafe."


    Li Tiezhu ignored him and continued to build a cabin.


    Brother Shu left: "don''t worry, brother, you won''t be embarrassed!"


    Brother Shu''s talent can''t be displayed in the city. In the past two years, he managed to get involved in a MLM organization. He was also rejected as stupid and ate too much. He couldn''t understand the work on the construction site, let alone enter the factory.


    In desperation, Li Tieshu can only go home and continue his farming career.


    In his hometown, brother Shu is also the number one person.


    In an hour.


    When the three bed frames were ready, Li Tiezhu began to weave the shed top, which was a very rough bamboo net.


    Nie Yao fixed the bamboo net on the roof with thin bamboo strips. Zhao Liya went to lay a thick layer of green bamboo leaves. Nie Yao pressed a layer of bamboo net on it, and the roof was ready.


    It won''t leak if it''s not a rainstorm.


    Zhao Liya''s hand has been cut two small cuts by bamboo strips, but she still insists. Although she is delicate, she is not afraid of hardship.


    Li Tiezhu went to get some wild herbs, squeezed out pulp and smeared her wound.


    At this time


    Boom!!


    A loud noise startled everyone.


    Two old men fell off the cliff, but they got used to it and climbed up again with weeds.


    Zhao Liya was so frightened that she grabbed Li Tiezhu''s arm.


    Nie Yao: "what... What sound?"


    The director team was also stunned.


    On the cliff, the village head knocked on the cigarette pole and yelled, "Li Tieshu! That Wensang must have fried the wild boar with a detonator. Go to some people and catch the bastard."


    The villagers were moved by the wind.


    The village head took out his mobile phone and began to call the demon spirit.

 Chapter 819

    Brother Shu was carried back and broke his arm.


    It is said that the distance was too close, and the explosion of detonators shook shuge down the hillside.


    The villagers gathered around one after another... To watch the excitement.


    Brother Shu sat in a big basket, and two villagers carried him on shoulder poles. Li Tieshu was covered with mud, with a broken hand and a broken leg, and a cigarette in his mouth.


    Besides, brother Shu''s psychological quality is first-class and good.


    Seeing that Li Tiezhu and the three came, brother Shu waved, "stop! I''ll have a word with Zhu Er."


    Li Tiezhu''s expression was tangled: "brother Shu... Not."


    Brother Shu broke half of his front teeth. The perfect card owner had a cigarette end and couldn''t speak: "the wild boar was scared away by me and ran towards the foot of the mountain. It''s estimated that he didn''t dare to come back in ten days and a half months. You can rest assured to play TV. When I release it, go and make a fire..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no need, no need..."


    Tree elder brother: "outside, tree elder brother''s ability is limited and can''t help you, but back here, brother covers you!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    "Go! Don''t let the Public Security Bureau wait for a long time."


    Brother Shu waved his hand and asked the villagers to carry him away towards the village committee.


    A siren sounded over there.


    Crooked, crooked


    Brother Shu, who just released yesterday, went in again. It is said that he stole half a kilo of gunpowder and six detonators from his house.


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. What the hell is this?


    I came back to record a program, and the play was robbed by brother Shu! He was also a little moved, but


    Zhao Liya said, "brother Shu really hurts you."


    Nie Yao couldn''t help laughing: "poof ~ er! I admire him, but I think something''s wrong..."


    What''s wrong?


    Of course something''s wrong!


    There is something wrong with the brain circuit. There is a problem with IQ.


    Even Wang Zhengyu was full of praise: "shit! Talent!"


    Barrage:


    "This is a master, this is a master..."


    "Tree brother is really powerful!"


    "I''m NIMA, detonator fried pig?"


    "What do you think?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Brother Shu has been caught again. Why should I say again? Hey!"


    "In the middle of the night, a pig laughs."


    "Shh! Be careful! Brother Shu will blow up your house with a detonator!"


    "Lying trough! Afraid..."


    "I have a hunch that this tree brother wants fire!"


    "Brother Shu''s temperament is really elegant."


    "Why do I think the people in this village are strange..."


    "It doesn''t feel normal!"


    "Yes, yes, yes..."


    "Can''t it be a play?"


    "Acting? With such awesome acting skills, who is still farming?"


    "I haven''t been in the countryside at first sight. The real countryside is full of such people and have no culture."


    "And there is only one tree brother in each village."


    "Ha ha... Yes, yes, yes! I have it in my hometown."


    Brother Shu left without taking away a cloud.


    When his one eyed woman heard about it, she was playing mahjong with a group of aunts. She was so tired that she couldn''t see her off.


    Li Tiezhu turned off Mai and said to the village head, "where did he get the detonator?"


    Village head: "it is estimated that he stole it from the head of the coal mine. He has no money every two or three months, so he goes to the coal mine to work for ten days and a half months."


    Li Tiezhu: "you find someone to take him to cure his hands and feet, and then buy some supplements. I''ll pay for it."


    The village head nodded.


    Li Tiezhu came back and continued to record the program.


    [Ding! The host is willing to help others and gains 7 serious points. The current serious value is 100 points, and the other party can achieve 10000 points.]


    "Er..."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know what to say.


    Unexpectedly, I finally earned these 10000 achievement points on my brother Shu. Thank you!


    [Ding! Automatically redeem serious points, the host gains 10000 additional achievement points, with a total achievement value of 103764 points. When the final task is completed, the host receives the "all-around superstar" medal.]


    [reward intelligence value of 250 points, advanced fighting skills and advanced personal charm!]


    Well, it''s fucking delicious!


    Li Tiezhu is no longer afraid of being serious. Thank brother Shu. Go back and help brother Shu find a serious job.


    Current intelligence: 99 points. (upper limit 119 points)


    Remaining Intelligence: 276 points.


    Music Achievement: 48371 points.


    Variety achievements: 25354 points.


    Film and television achievements: 20039 points.


    Serious achievement: 10000 points.


    Tiktok: 169 million 320 thousand.


    Cat domestication: 100%.


    Abilities: mental injury skills (passive), absolute sound sense, advanced singing skills, advanced acting skills, advanced music arrangement ability, advanced fighting skills and advanced personal charm


    Items: Lucky yellow rubber shoes (lucky + 9), ouhuang armband (lucky + 12)


    Before long, Li Tiezhu finished the three huts and carried them to the promising place on the cliff with brother Yao.


    Get 5 points.


    It was still early. Li Tiezhu spent one point to buy two kilograms of sweet potatoes, some of which were used as bait and made some simple animal traps, which were placed in the gap of the cliff and the grass in Xiawan.


    This is very common in rural areas. Children can do it.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu found a mountain mouse stabbed to death by a bamboo stick in a gap under the cliff. The other animal traps didn''t harvest, so let''s keep them.


    When Li Tiezhu went back with the mountain mouse, Nie Yao was brushing his teeth and squatting down to watch.


    When Zhao Liya came back from the director''s RV to wash, she saw that the mountain mouse almost threw up.


    However, Zhao Liya ate the most at noon, because it was really delicious. Although the mountain mouse is much larger than the house mouse, it is also limited and has little meat. Both men let Zhao Liya who didn''t eat well yesterday and didn''t sleep well last night eat more.


    Last night, the three slept in their own small bamboo house. Because the mats were too rough, they were not very comfortable to sleep. Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao were OK, but Zhao Liya couldn''t bear it.


    On this day, the task released by the program group is to build a kitchen and make water tools, which is quite human.


    In the morning, they made a simple kitchen, and made a water intake pulley with a bamboo tube and the rope brought by Nie Yao. By directly dropping the bamboo tube from the cliff, they can carry water in the spring Taipa, which is much more convenient.


    And they got eight integral points.


    In the afternoon, they made a five meter long staircase with bamboo and built a ten meter square bamboo shed to cover the three small bamboo houses, but they didn''t make walls. They just dug drainage ditches around the bamboo shed.


    On the third day, they finally made the walls of the bamboo shed, and covered the ground with rough mats. In addition, Li Tiezhu repaired the earth kiln with clay.


    The first issue of Oh Huo primitive man is over, and the next issue, that is, from the fourth day, will have guests.


    This season is operated by Wang Zhengyu. Li Tiezhu doesn''t know who the guests are.


    It rained that night, but it didn''t affect the rest of the three people. The waterproof effect of the bamboo shed was very good.


    At seven o''clock in the morning, Li Tiezhu went out to inspect the animal trap he had placed, but someone knocked on the bamboo door of the primitive man''s house, which was still very hard.


    Knock knock knock


    The tiktok, who had been shaking the whole night, climbed up with a faint brain. "Who? Who came to the guest early in the morning?"


    As soon as he opened the door, Nie Yao was startled: "you, you... How did you let it out?"


    Yes, it''s my tree brother.


    Brother Shu has a thick plaster cast on his left arm and right leg and a happy face on crutches.


    He habitually held a cigarette in his mouth, but did not light it. He let it get stuck in his open teeth and poked his head inside: "Zhu Er Nan?"


    Nie Yao stopped at the door for fear that he might scare Zhao Liya.


    "No, I should go out. What are you doing here?"


    "Send you something."


    "Ann?"


    "This! I bought a drop in town and lent it to you."


    Brother Shu took out an old-fashioned lock from his pocket and handed it to Nie Yao with a simple smile.


    Nie Yao subconsciously took it over and thought, what lock do you want for our broken house? However, the tree brother really "Hurts" Li Tiezhu!


    Brother Shu grinned: "remember to give it back to me when you leave."


    With that, he lifted his trouser leg. At the ankle of the intact left leg, there was an electronic shackle.


    Nie Yao shouted, "good guy!"


    In this remote area, have you used such high-tech gadgets?


    He doesn''t know. It was granted by the county to the town police station.


    Li Tieshu did commit a crime. According to the law, he will go to prison. However, the goods have proof of intellectual disability and 100% true certificates. Besides, he has two fractures all over his body. It''s really inappropriate to lock him up. In case of any good or bad... I can''t take responsibility!


    Therefore, the police station sent him a specially approved electronic shackle and told him not to leave home for more than a mile. Once the alarm bell rang, the village head would beat him.


    Brother Shu doesn''t quite understand, but he also has an idea: "high tech! The Public Security Bureau said that this thing is more than 8000. Lend it to me."


    Nie Yao looked constipated: "


    Brother Shu is a little impatient. This guy is not as smart as zhu''er: "lock! Give it back to me after use. I''ll lock this high-tech on my feet. If they don''t give me money, they won''t give it back to them. Hey! More than 8000, it''s no problem for me to call them 800..."


    Nie Yao: "brother Shu is so clever!"


    The tree elder brother looked around again, slightly lost, and hopped away on crutches.


    Nie Yao smiled bitterly as he watched brother Shu jump away.


    Later, when interviewed by the program group, Nie Yao couldn''t help laughing and forced his face to collapse and said:


    "I... I really don''t laugh at brother Shu. I admire him! Hey... Say! Well, brother Shu always does some incredible things, but he... Is very kind, especially good to iron pillars. Tut... I don''t know what to say... In short, brother Shu is really difficult. No one seems to like him in the whole village, but he doesn''t hate anyone."


    The barrage teased as usual, but some people began to love brother Shu.


    "Although brother Shu is stupid, he is a good man."


    "Silly and lovely."


    "Also a poor man!"


    "Brother Shu regards iron pillar as his friend, but it seems that iron pillar..."


    Half an hour later, Li Tieshu had walked out of 300 meters and ran into a brightly dressed city man holding a donkey.


    Seeing that the other party was seriously injured, Chen Chichi resolutely let him go to the roadside.


    Brother Shu also gave way, sat on the roadside ridge, hugged his legs, breathed on the electronic shackles, and wiped his sleeves.


    Chen Chichi''s eyes were about to jump out. He hurried through and whispered to the staff:


    "Lijia village is worthy of being the treasure land that gave birth to such gods as Li Tiezhu. It''s really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon! I''ve seen a lot..."

 Chapter 820

    Brother Shu wiped off the electronic shackles, stretched out his legs and enjoyed it carefully. He was very satisfied with the high-tech product he was wearing. With a grin, he took out a cigarette and stuck it in his open teeth. He didn''t order it. He followed Chen Chichi back with a crutch.


    Chen Chichi looked back and was startled: "why did he follow me?"


    Brother Shu didn''t answer. He took out a cigarette and handed it to Chen Chichi and the staff. The other party didn''t want it, so he put it back in silence.


    Chen Chichi habitually puffed his cheeks: "no... what are you doing with me, fellow townsman?"


    Brother Shu stroked his hair and said, "take a walk."


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    Chen Chichi looked at the shackles on his feet that deliberately rolled up his trouser legs, the plaster of his right leg and left hand, and then looked at the cigarette he was stuck in his open teeth. He really couldn''t organize language.


    Later, when interviewed, Chen Chichi was still wiping sweat on her forehead:


    "That guy scared me. I thought he had any idea about me. You know what? My tree brother''s eyes were drifting and his expression was blurred. He directly fooled me and lost his language ability on the spot."


    Chen Chichi led the donkey to the bamboo shed. Li Tiezhu came back with two mountain rats. Nie Yao, who was awakened by brother Shu, also finished washing.


    "Why are you?"


    Li Tiezhu frowned directly. Why did the first guest stop working?


    Chen Chichi: "what''s your attitude? Tiezhu, I sent you donkeys all the way. Don''t you thank me?"


    Nie Yao happily took the reins of the donkey: "it''s good to have donkey meat to eat."


    Chen Chichi stared: "elder martial brother, have you been poisoned by Li Tiezhu? You want to eat when you see live?"


    "Woof, woof..."


    The little milk dog ran out of the bamboo shed and barked around Chen Chichi.


    Chen Chichi looked at the little earth dog with a high and low eyebrow: "who is this?"


    Nie Yao: "its name is oh Huo. Brother Shu gave us the food, but we didn''t eat it."


    Chen Chichi: "who is brother Shu? So crazy?"


    Nie Yao kept the creeping figure on the path: "here! That''s brother Shu."


    Chen Chichi took a look and said, "then I have nothing to say. Brother Shu is very particular about people!"


    Zhao Liya came out from the bamboo shed with a large bag of toiletries: "Oh, don''t cry. The donkey is her own."


    Oh, after looking at Chen Chichi, he began to wag his tail and rub his legs.


    Chen Chichi: "who is a donkey? Make it clear, ya ya, ya ya?"


    Zhao Liya left with her things and went to the RV of the director''s group hundreds of meters away to wash. It was so inconvenient. Oh, she rolled and climbed up.


    Not far away, she met brother Shu, who stared at her without blinking. When Li Tieshu passed by, he took a deep breath because... Incense!


    "Hey, hey..."


    The tree elder brother sent out appreciative laughter.


    Zhao Liya ran away so scared that she couldn''t keep up and almost fell into the field.


    Later, in an interview with the program group, Zhao Liya was unable to laugh or cry:


    "It was scary at that time. He just looked at you straight and smiled. His scalp was numb. I also know that brother Shu is not a bad person, but he... Broke through the feeling of safe social distance..."


    Barrage:


    "Tree brother is so natural and unrestrained!"


    "Walking?"


    "It''s all right. I''ll walk around, ha ha ha..."


    "Brother Shu is a fastidious man."


    "Chen Chichi: who is the donkey?"


    "Brother Shu won''t like Zhao Liya?"


    "If I were Zhao Liya, I would be scared to death."


    "Seriously, this season is better than the previous season."


    "Last season was too dry. This season we can see the real countryside."


    "It''s mainly because there are trees this season."


    "I feel like brother Shu is one of the permanent guests."


    "Brother Shu, come out quickly!"


    Over there, Li Tiezhu is introducing Nie Yao: "this donkey is called a tractor and is one of the members of last season."


    Nie Yao: "Oh! I remember, Zheng Yanzi''s name."


    Chen Chichi: "I also got good things."


    He took out all kinds of spices from the box on the donkey''s back, a large bag of native cucumbers and a small bottle of rapeseed oil.


    Nie Yao: "how did you draw so many? Isn''t there only one chance for each guest to draw?"


    Chen Chichi: "hahaha... Everyone only smokes once, but I smoke it three times!"


    Nie Yao: "good brother!"


    Li Tiezhu took off the donkey''s frame and saddle, led it to the shade of the tree to eat grass, and then came back to make breakfast.


    Yesterday, Li Tiezhu made a round chopping board with a piece of bamboo. Now, Nie Yao is fetching water at the edge of the cliff. Li Tiezhu is making noodles on the chopping board, ready to roll noodles by hand.


    After making the noodles, Li Tiezhu took out a bamboo bowl and poured it into half a bowl of chili noodles brought by Chen Chichi. He threw a few pepper and put oil in the hot pot. After the oil temperature was a little colder, he poured it into the bamboo bowl. A bowl of fragrant oil was sprinkled with chili.


    It has to be said that although Chen Chichi is lazy and cheap, he can provide charcoal in the snow every time. Last season, he directly sent a pig to solve the meat demand of the whole primitive family in the first season.


    Chen Chichi sat by the bamboo shed and looked around: "iron pillar, your treatment this year is slightly better than last year! Eh? The next few trees can be used to make a tree house. How about making a tree house? I''ll live in the tree house!"


    Li Tiezhu gave him a white look. You don''t work and still want to live in a tree house?


    How clever is Chen Chichi?


    He said, "if I repair the tree house, I''ll do some work, or I''ll be paralyzed."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! Start after dinner."


    "How long will it take? Can I stay tonight?"


    "May hang."


    "Isn''t that a waste? I''ll leave tomorrow afternoon."


    "You can stay two more days."


    "Yes! That''s it!"


    On the other side, Zhao Liya finished washing in the RV of the program group, changed her clothes, tied her hair, put on light makeup and went back with Oh Huo.


    She was surprised to find that brother Shu was still waiting at the fork of the road, but she couldn''t go back any other way.


    Fortunately, there was a cameraman around, and Zhao Liya walked back hard.


    Brother Shu lit the cigarette and followed Zhao Liya closely. Until she approached, brother Shu just flicked the ash and asked, "did you wear makeup?"


    Zhao Liya smiled awkwardly and fled quickly.


    Brother Shu: "Hey, hey..."


    The village head has received the notice from the program group and is coming here with a broom. Brother Shu has a strong sense of crisis and hurriedly fled with crutches. However, he can''t mention the speed. After all, he was caught up... Defeated.


    When Zhao Liya returned to the bamboo shed, the noodles had been cooked. Four people sat on the bamboo stool with bamboo bowls to eat noodles.


    She said with lingering fear, "iron pillar, what''s wrong with that tree brother? He has been staring at me and laughing strangely."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t think about it. Brother Shu is... But he is very kind."


    Zhao Liya tried to stop talking... You are very kind. As a result


    Nie Yao saw that Chen Chichi was curious about brother Shu, so he told him about brother Shu''s great achievements a few days ago, and directly choked Chen Chichi with tears.


    Wang Party A is also a person who does not follow the routine. He soon assigned today''s two tasks: building a tree house and assisting poverty alleviation cadres in household investigation.


    Everyone is very interested in the new task of poverty alleviation survey.


    It''s cloudy and breezy today.


    It''s fine weather for work.


    Li Tiezhu and others cut down several small pine trees to build the skeleton of the tree house, and cut down some bamboo.


    On the cliff next to the bamboo shed, there is a small pine forest with twenty or thirty trees, which can keep the bamboo shed from the wind. The nearest four trees to the bamboo shed are less than 10 meters. A small tree house of about 20 square meters can be built.


    Chen Chichi is not normal today. He didn''t lazy or complain. He is more serious than a donkey.


    In the morning, the floor of the tree house more than two meters above the ground was built. It was covered with bamboo, a layer of pine needles and bamboo leaves, and a layer of bamboo and bamboo mats. It was very comfortable to step on it.


    Bamboo mats are woven with thick bamboo strips with big fingers. They are very rough, but they are superior to high efficiency. Sleeping is uncomfortable, but laying the floor is excellent.


    Chen Chichi was very satisfied and said, "hahaha... I''m really a genius! If I don''t come, you can''t think of making a tree house or a bamboo shed."


    It''s not unexpected, but the construction of the tree house is more difficult and unnecessary at the beginning.


    Li Tiezhu was also very satisfied. He took the donkey under the tree house and tried it. He said with a smile, "it''s good! It''s just good to make a donkey shed! It''s perfect to get a food trough."


    Chen Chichi: "


    Nie Yao: "hahaha... I''ll say it! I''ll say..."


    Zhao Liya: "it''s all right. The donkey sleeps below. Brother, you sleep above. If you can''t sleep at night, you can chat with it."


    Chen chiequatoria: "I don''t care! I want to live above tonight!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s simple. The duck driver''s cabin. Just move one up and you can sleep."


    Chen Chichi: "Li Tiezhu, you deceived my feelings! Or are you not a brother?"


    Li Tiezhu: "No."


    Chen Chichi: "


    Although he said he would not repair the tree house, after a simple lunch, Li Tiezhu took Chen Chichi and his donkey to continue cutting pine trees and bamboo, and then set up the tree house.


    Zhao Liya and Nie Yao went to complete the second task to assist poverty alleviation cadres in household investigation.


    Reward 3 points for doing tree house and 6 points for assisting in investigation.


    It can also be seen from here that the program of this season is focused.


    Therefore, the program did not avoid the villagers from the beginning, and even occasionally interacted with them, such as... My tree brother.


    There are more than ten poor households in Lijia village, including four extremely poor households, including shuge.


    However, today, Zheng Yuan, a poverty alleviation cadre, is not going to shuge''s house, but a wife''s family. This family lives far away in the valley to the north of the ridge.


    After nearly an hour''s journey, they came to the family. Nie Yao and Zhao Liya were sweating with heat.


    But... There is no one at home.


    The three knocked on the door for a long time, but no one answered.


    Zhao Liya was a little angry: "why aren''t they at home? Don''t you know you want to investigate?"


    Nie Yao also felt a waste of time: "we came all the way, but no one? Call? Cadre Zheng!"


    Zheng Yuan patiently explained: "they don''t have mobile phones. This family is two 70 year old people. Their son died and their daughter-in-law ran away with others. Only a 10-year-old grandson is left in primary school. They have no strong labor and no income. They all rely on farming... Now, they may go to work in the field."


    Nie Yao: "how can I find it? The mountain is so big..."


    Zhao Liya: "why don''t we come back tomorrow?"


    Nie Yao nodded.


    Zheng Yuan, who has always been kind, suddenly turned a stiff face and said in a stiff tone: "if people are not at home, go find them! If they encounter some difficulties, push them. What are we going to do tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? We are just running errands. What are we qualified to be tired? Two old people in their 70s, carrying a family on their shoulders, why should we ask people to squat at home and wait for us?"

 Chapter 821

    Zhao Liya blushed in an instant: "I''m sorry! I... I didn''t know they were so difficult..."


    Nie Yao also sighed, "it''s really not easy. We take it for granted. Go find them."


    But where can I find it?


    The family is a single family. There are no neighbors nearby, not even a questioner.


    Zheng Yuan said, "I know where their land is. I''ll find it. You''re all tired. You''ve just come to the mountain from the city. It''s normal to be unaccustomed. Just now, it''s my bad attitude. Take a break and I''ll find them."


    Zhao Liya and Nie Yao have no face to rest. They quickly follow Zheng Yuan to find someone.


    Who''s not from the city?


    Zheng Yuan is also a college student from the city and a student bully.


    After walking a mile up the mountain, the three came to a paddy field. There were only rice piles that began to sprout again after harvest, and no one was there.


    So they went down the mountain again, walked two miles down the mountain, and came to a corn field.


    Two old people are breaking corn in the field.


    Zheng Yuan said, "it''s them. Because they are old and don''t work well, corn is planted separately. There are three seasons in the morning, middle and late, with an interval of 20 or 30 days each season, so they can be busy."


    Most villagers only grow early corn and harvest rice after harvesting corn. Therefore, now the grain of other families in the village has been harvested.


    Of course, it is also because many young people go out to work, and there is much less grain in the village.


    Nie Yao looked at the sky. At about two o''clock in the afternoon, the clouds dispersed and the sun began to rise. Isn''t it hot to work now? This place is cold at night and hot during the day. The weather is too bad. No wonder Li Tiezhu is so dark.


    "Call the two old people back. It''s too hot."


    He felt a little unbearable.


    Zheng Yuan went to the corn field: "they won''t go back. I''ll break the corn for them and do the investigation by the way."


    At this time, the old man was still breaking corn. The old lady sat down and rested. She was wearing a hat made of taro leaves. At first glance, it was funny, and then it was cute.


    When she saw Zheng Yuan and others, she was very enthusiastic: "Xiao Zheng Lang is coming? It''s hot outside. Just call us to the office if you have anything."


    The uncle was a hunchback. He threw a corn into the basket behind him. He stared at Zheng Yuan with a bad face: "Why are you here again?"


    He also looked at Nie Yao, Zhao Liya and the staff behind Zheng Yuan. His eyebrows grew deeper.


    Zheng Yuan smiled and didn''t speak. He went directly to help break the corn.


    Aunt hurriedly stopped: "if not, if not! How can college students break off the bud? Oh, they know they want to poke my spine..."


    Too simple.


    Nie Yao and Zhao Liya also learn to break corn, which is very hard.


    Zhao Liya was thin and tender. She was scratched and hurt by the corn leaves, but she didn''t stop biting her teeth.


    Zheng Yuan asked, "aunt, how''s your harvest this year?"


    The aunt said, "what a pity... I''ve worked so hard. It''s not easy to take it back. It rained all the time last month and retched hundreds of kilograms of corn..."


    The uncle interrupted, "can''t you feed the pig after retting? You must be hungry to death?"


    The aunt seemed a little afraid, sighed and said, "people are hungry... Even if the mountain is getting steeper and steeper, you will pick fewer and fewer bracts."


    Where the mountain is getting steeper, it is clear that people are getting older.


    The uncle said hard, "who can say? I can pick more than 100 kilograms! Where is the mountain steep? Is there a big snow mountain in Xinzang steep?"


    The aunt looked down and dared not refute.


    Zheng Yuan: "uncle Liu, don''t try to be brave. Aunt, what difficulties have you had recently?"


    Uncle Liu is a foreign surname, which is why he lives alone. It was such a reality in the countryside decades ago.


    The aunt took a look at her old companion and summoned up Yong''s airway: "nothing else, but Yong Wa''s school doesn''t have enough money to buy school uniforms."


    Uncle Liu: "if you sell the pig, you will have money! Not necessarily, money will fall from the sky?"


    Zheng Yuan: "after investigating the situation of your family, the state will provide subsidies..."


    Uncle Liu: "I don''t want it!"


    Zheng Yuan: "it''s not whether you want it or not, sir. It''s the national policy."


    Uncle Liu: "I can still work. I don''t want any handouts."


    Hard as a horse!


    Although uncle Liu''s back is camel, his spiritual backbone is extremely straight.


    Zhao Liya whispered close to Nie Yao. She didn''t like uncle Liu. What was she like when she was poor? His wife can''t take good care of her. She still wants face and suffers.


    Nie Yao is concerned about Zheng Yuan''s work. They are really not easy. They must encounter many difficulties at ordinary times.


    After investigating some more, Zheng Yuan took the time to take out a book and record it.


    Uncle Liu came out with a basket of corn on his back and saw the camera lens of the staff. He was immediately angry: "what are you shooting? Which one allows you to shoot? I''m poor, but I don''t steal or rob..."


    Even the old man picked up his shoulder pole as if he were going to fight.


    Zheng Yuan quickly stopped and told him that it was Li Tiezhu who recorded the program. Uncle Liu put out his anger: "Tiezhu, you still have backbone..."


    Then uncle Liu took out half of the corn from his basket and filled two baskets. He buttoned his wife''s taro leaf hat on the ground to cover the sun and said, "go! It''s not easy for you to go home and have a drink."


    Aunt secretly took some bracts in the baskets, put them back in her basket, and left on her back.


    Uncle Liu hunched over and struggled to pick up two baskets of corn and followed him: "slow down and let me go ahead. If you''re tired, take a break. I''ll go back first and pick you up again."


    The aunt wore a taro leaf on her head: "you old hunchback still pick me up. Just hang around a little."


    Zhao Liya, who had a problem with uncle Liu, suddenly had a little wet eyes and fanned with her hand: "Hoo..."


    A group of people began to climb the mountain slowly.


    During the break, Zheng Yuan rushed to help uncle Liu pick corn, but he was stunned and couldn''t pick it up.


    Nie Yao also tried. The green tendons on his forehead burst out, and the basket didn''t move.


    Uncle Liu snorted coldly: "generation is not as good as generation..."


    Nie Yao: "?"


    What''s all this?


    Why is it that the previous generation is not as good as the next generation?


    Zhao Liya saw Uncle Liu unscrew the plastic teapot which was already full of tea dirt and could not see the original color, let the aunt drink water, and then screw it on and hang it on the basket.


    Finally, uncle Liu picked the corn. Nie Yao and Zheng Yuan helped aunt carry the corn.


    The winding and steep mountain road makes it hard to climb empty handed, let alone load.


    On the way back, I met an old man who picked up dung and washed uncle Liu: "hunchback, you said you were going to live in a new house! It''s so comfortable."


    Uncle Liu: "Ann, your mother!"


    The man picked up the dung and left.


    I finally got home. It''s already 3:30 p.m.


    Aunt politely asked everyone to sit down and went to get a bowl of herbal tea for everyone.


    Uncle Liu didn''t greet anyone either. He sat under the eaves and peeled corn.


    A bench of the eight immortals table was placed upside down on the ground. Two rubber shoes were nailed to the legs of the stool. As soon as the sun dried corn cob rubbed on the sole of the shoe, the corn grains fell off in pieces.


    Zheng Yuan chatted with aunt for a while, wrote and drew pictures and recorded them, and then said: "Ten resettlement houses have been repaired. In principle, priority is given to the resettlement of extremely poor households. You are one of them. The house has three bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. There is a small courtyard dam. There is a bed, a cabinet, a table and a gas stove. Of course, the gas is not connected yet. Moreover, the state distributes three kinds of household appliances free of charge..."


    Aunt''s eyes are bright, but she steals to look at uncle Liu from time to time.


    Uncle Liu threw away a corncob: "I won''t go!"


    Zheng Yuan said with a smile: "ordinary villagers have to pay 30000 yuan and ordinary poor households have to pay 10000 yuan. You are extremely poor households. You can check in directly without paying..."


    Lijia village is also building resettlement houses on the flat land next to the village committee. There are not many villagers. Many villagers are not poor enough and do not meet the standards. Therefore, only a small construction team was invited to build several buildings slowly, and the repaired ones were delivered to the extremely poor households first.


    Therefore, in addition to conducting follow-up investigation, Zheng Yuanlai also has a purpose to mobilize uncle Liu to move.


    Tree brother and other three poor families are looking forward to moving to a new home, but uncle Liu is unwilling and very stubborn.


    Despite Zheng Yuan''s boastful remarks, uncle Liu did not move like a mountain: "no!"


    The aunt said, "hunchback, I went to see those houses last month and they were well repaired..."


    Uncle Liu said angrily, "if you want to go, I won''t go. I''ll die in this house."


    Zheng Yuan: "the old house will not be demolished! You can come back anytime you want. It''s equivalent to having two houses."


    Uncle Liu: "No."


    Zhao Liya couldn''t bear it: "why don''t you go? Tell me a reason."


    Uncle Liu looked at the little girl and said, "no merit, no reward!"


    Zhao Li was so angry that little tiger''s teeth creaked, but she was speechless.


    As a result, the mobilization reached an impasse.


    Zhao Liya''s little head turned and suddenly asked, "how long will your grandson go to and from school?"


    Aunt: "more than an hour."


    The school is halfway up the mountain. It takes half an hour to walk to the village committee. The village committee still has half an hour to get here.


    Zhao Liya said: "it''s ok now. In winter, it''s not bright at school in the morning, and it''s dark and cold when you come back from school in the evening... The resettlement house is much closer to the school, and it''s not windy and warm in winter."


    Uncle Liu stopped peeling corn and gasped like a cow.


    Yongwa is very good, and her grades are also very good. Every year, her hands, feet and ears are full of chilblain, and she will pus almost every year. The old couple are most distressed.


    Everyone looked at uncle Liu.


    After a long time, uncle Liu said, "I... Don''t want household appliances."


    Everyone was overjoyed and gave a thumbs up to Zhao Liya.


    At least half of it!


    Zhao Liya is so proud, hum! You bad old man, fight me?


    She followed her overjoyed aunt into the house to pack up. Although she didn''t move now, she couldn''t stand her excitement.


    Aunt began to rummage through the cupboards to find things and share them with Zhao Liya. This is her dowry, which her son bought when he was alive


    Outside, Zheng Yuan is still asking uncle Liu why he doesn''t want to move.


    "Hum!"


    Uncle Liu squatted in the corner and didn''t speak. He looked at the mountains in the West. He didn''t know what to do in a daze.


    Zheng Yuan: "Sir, tell me what you think. This is my job. Learn more about the real reasons. I can do other jobs in the future."


    Uncle Liu looked at the distance and didn''t speak.


    At this time, Zhao Liya came out of the house and touched Nie Yao strangely. She showed him her mobile phone: "I just found it under the box in the house. My aunt can''t read. I took it."


    In the mobile phone is a certificate of award photo, which says that Comrade Liu Wangchun won the second prize of the new Tibet Military Region in 1962.


    Nie Yao was immediately solemn and speechless with surprise.


    You can''t be a soldier with a hunchback!


    Over there, uncle Liu left the beginning and stopped looking at the mountains in the West. He said blankly, "Hey! Those who have hands and feet, how can they bring trouble to the country..."

 Chapter 822

    He was still criticizing the barrage of the program group, and suddenly exploded:


    "No! You didn''t cause trouble to the country!"


    "We didn''t take good care of you!"


    "Brush and cry..."


    "I finally understand why uncle Liu is so stubborn and tearful."


    "I don''t know what to say."


    "Salute the hero!"


    "Hey... How can they live so hard?"


    "Uncle Liu must have no public identity, otherwise there will be subsidies."


    "Veterans don''t die!"


    "The second-class merit when playing ah San, then his back may have been injured during the war."


    "It''s been nearly 60 years. It''s not easy."


    "I saw that uncle Liu was so considerate to my aunt before. Why didn''t you want my aunt to live in a new house? Now I finally understand..."


    "One sentence has added trouble to the country and let me break the defense in an instant!"


    "If it weren''t for his grandson, the veteran would carry it to the end..."


    Later, during the interview, Zhao Liya''s eyes were still swollen:


    "I, i... I''m ashamed of my previous attitude. I''m too ashamed. I''m also afraid of hardship and fatigue. I think uncle Liu is unreasonable and stupid. Later, I found out how ignorant and superficial I am..."


    Barrage:


    "Yaya, come on!"


    "If you know your mistakes and can change them, you are a good child."


    "Thank you for taking the old man''s reward order, otherwise he would hide."


    "Yaya''s arms are full of marks of corn leaf cuts."


    Nie Yao said in an interview: "I thought I was coming to the program to eat and endure hardships. I didn''t expect I was coming to receive education. Really, the old man shocked me. Until Zhao Liya showed me the photos of the reward order, I suddenly found that what I was facing was not a Hunchback old man, it was an unattainable mountain."


    Li Tiezhu said: "This is an unexpected harvest. It''s a coincidence. It has nothing to do with me and the program team. The whole village doesn''t know that uncle Liu has made second-class achievements. We just wanted to do the task of poverty alleviation, promote poverty alleviation and make the city people understand this work better. Unexpectedly... At first, we planned to make the pictures of the two tasks interspersed to avoid the audience''s boredom. Later, we changed it , because... We feel that uncle Liu Wangchun''s deeds should not be interrupted, so disrespectful. "


    Barrage:


    "I apologize, I started to make complaints about it."


    "I don''t like watching them break corn, but then the defense broke."


    "Good show team!"


    "Uncle Liu has the straightest and hardest backbone!"


    Back on the show.


    Zhao Liya burst into tears and burst into tears when she heard uncle Liu''s sentence "adding trouble to the country".


    The staff of the program group panicked, and Zheng Yuan, a poverty alleviation cadre, panicked.


    This is a star at least. I heard that there is an army background at home


    Nie Yao didn''t comfort Zhao Liya, because his eyes were red and his nose was sour.


    Zhao Liya didn''t want to be photographed crying, so she ran out of the shabby little yard full of loofah vines, hid in the corner outside and cried, and asked the cameraman not to come near.


    Uncle Liu was the most flustered. He put on his cloth shoes and walked out of the yard, hunched his back and was at a loss: "clang? I, i... didn''t I promise to move? Why did the little sister-in-law cry? I didn''t bully the lesbian. Be reasonable! I didn''t say anything..."


    He didn''t know that his second-class merit award had been exposed.


    Nie Yao comforted uncle Liu and went back to sit down.


    Zheng Yuan went to Zhao Liya to ask about the situation. He also saw the picture of the reward order and sighed: "it turns out... Uncle Liu''s file says that he has been a soldier, but no one knows that he has participated in the war and made contributions."


    Zhao Liya wiped away her tears and went back to the yard.


    Uncle Liu stood up immediately.


    Zhao Liya almost laughed, but she frightened me. It''s really me!


    She said angrily, "uncle Liu, if you repent and don''t move again, I''ll sit in front of your house and cry."


    Uncle Liu said, "little girl, where did I annoy you?"


    Zhao Liya: "hum!"


    The aunt also heard the voice: "old hunchback, you are so old that you bully a female doll?"


    Uncle Liu''s face was wrinkled. Dou E was also wronged: "I didn''t, my God..."


    When she left, she caught a cock and insisted on giving it to Zhao Liya. She was very simple. She thought that this beautiful girl doll was also a poverty alleviation cadre.


    Of course, Zhao Liya can''t. It took more than ten minutes to chase and hide one by one.


    Finally, Zhao Liya refused the chicken and asked for an old towel gourd. She heard Li Tiezhu say that the pulp of the old towel gourd can be used to wash the pot and dishes.


    Seeing here, the domestic audiences are naturally very moved, while the crooked fruit audiences who pay attention to the second season of Oh Huo primitive man on overseas platforms are stunned.


    "I can''t understand it at all..."


    "What does that mean?"


    "Where did that picture come from? What does it mean?"


    "I am of Chinese descent. I type while weeping. This is a second-class soldier in the Chinese fight against ah San in 1962! He would rather be poor than move into a new house built by the state, just to avoid adding trouble to the country."


    "If it''s true, it''s incredible."


    "He has made such great contributions that he should be praised!"


    "This is the residence for poverty alleviation. China wants to do such a project in the whole country to move all poor families into new houses with household appliances."


    "It''s impossible, losing the emperor!"


    "Romantic Chinese, I am moved by their pursuit, but it is certainly impossible."


    "Poverty is everywhere and will never be eradicated."


    "In fact, Chinese officials say they will eliminate all extreme poverty in China next year."


    "This must be false news from the BBC."


    "No, this is the news given by CCTV. They have worked hard for it for many years. More than 700 poverty alleviation cadres have died in office, but more young college students have joined in..."


    "Incredible appeal."


    "Decades of rapid development have made the Chinese lose their reason. They are doomed to failure."


    "As far as the hometown of aenpera I saw in this program is concerned, it can''t be built without 20 years."


    "It''s meaningless. It''s better to build the city as prosperous as Mumbai."


    "As an Asian, I just want to say to my friends above: you know nothing about the power of China!"


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    At five o''clock, Zhao Liya and Nie Yao returned to the home of primitive people and told the story. Chen Chichi was stupid.


    Is this really just a coincidence?


    Li Tiezhu was a little suspicious, because he and the whole village didn''t know uncle Liu had such brilliant achievements. Everyone only knew that he was a grumpy hunchback, that''s all.


    The program team also came to ask Li Tiezhu''s opinions. After all, he is Li Tiezhu''s hometown, and Wang Zhengyu can''t make up his mind.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "don''t tell the people in the village first. Let''s see how Zheng cadre and the village deal with it. They will deal with it. But they must broadcast it in the program. Don''t be afraid of being abrupt or disturbing the rhythm. I... don''t care. In short, the second season of Oh Huo primitive man is different!"


    Therefore, the previous paragraph was broadcast separately for more than 20 minutes, accounting for a quarter of the second program.


    The process of building a small tree house for Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi has been reduced a lot, but it is barely completed, which is very rough.


    Li Tiezhu also took time to dig a little broken ear root.


    The donkey was eating grass in the wasteland. It was a little poor. There was no decent feed for it.


    Beside the tree house, Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao, Zhao Liya and Chen Chichi are sitting on a bamboo stool and are carrying out a new round of "shopping".


    Plus the rewards of today''s two tasks, they have accumulated 15 points.


    Nie Yao asked Chen Chichi, "younger martial brother, what would you like to eat in the evening?"


    Chen Chichi: "Buddha jumps over the wall!"


    Nie Yao directly jumped up and grabbed Chen Chichi''s neck. They fell to the ground and made trouble.


    Zhao Liya raised her arms and shouted, "strangle him! Strangle him! Bah!"


    Oh, Ho: "woof, woof..."


    "Hahaha..."


    The villagers in the distance couldn''t close their mouths with laughter. After a day''s work, they spontaneously gathered at nianziya to watch Li Tiezhu play TV.


    The village head didn''t stop him. He sat at position C on the ridge with Ye Ziyan in his mouth and couldn''t turn his eyes.


    Finally, Chen Chichi got up from the ground and coughed: "cough... Iron pillar, a pot of old duck soup is always OK?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded.


    An old duck has 3 points, a bag of old duck soup seasoning has 1 point, and three Chinese cabbage have 1 point. A total of 5 points are spent.


    It''s extravagant enough. I still have cucumber and cold salad at home.


    After dinner, the program recording ended temporarily.


    Unlike the previous season, after dark, we recorded a little chat by the fire pile, and the guests can go to the program group or the village.


    Wang Zhengyu is different from sun Xixi. When it''s time to be strict, it''s time to be loose. Artists really need to relax after a busy day.


    Zhao Liya went to the limousine for a bath. This is Li Tiezhu''s special treatment for her. Of course, the audience did not know.


    Li Tiezhu takes brother Yao and Chichi to his second uncle''s house to charge his mobile phone. He will never spend money to buy a charging treasure!


    The twins squinted at Li Tiezhu with resentment, apparently still angry.


    Li Tiezhu felt puzzled. Didn''t the headmaster give you back Xiaowan? No way, the headmaster doesn''t like snacks!


    The second aunt brought dishes and chopsticks: "you eat, I''ll cook a few more sausages and drink."


    Chen Chichi: "don''t bother, aunt. Just cook two more sections."


    Nie Yao said to Chen Chichi, "you are shameless."


    The second uncle poured sorghum wine for the three.


    Chen Chichi took a sip of wine: "elder martial brother, what we show in the play is a dignified person? Xichuan smoked sausage thieves are delicious. You''ll know if you try."


    Nie Yao also drank: "tut! I''m from your province, from snacks to big."


    But Li Tiezhu asked the second uncle another thing: "uncle Liu was a soldier when he was young?"


    The second uncle was only 40 years old. After thinking about it, he wanted to say, "your grandfather said that Liu hunchback used to be a soldier and helped train the militia in the village when he came back. Everyone laughed that he was a hunchback. He was so angry that he didn''t teach."


    "Have you ever fought?"


    "Certainly not! He was only sixteen or seventeen when he was a soldier. He was hunchbacked when he came back. He didn''t know the whole thing."


    Just when Li Tiezhu wanted to ask further, there was a messy voice outside.


    "Got it! Got it!"


    "It''s iron tree again, a bastard..."


    "Dog said, I stole uncle tie Zhu''s name!


    "Do you want to fight demons?"

 Chapter 823

    Li Tieshu stealing?


    It''s impossible!


    Li Tiezhu''s first reaction was that brother Shu couldn''t steal Lao Tzu''s things even if he stole. Besides, there was nothing worth stealing when he came to record the song Oh Huo primitive man.


    Dropping their glasses, the three immediately ran out.


    When he came to the house of mushroom house, tree elder brother was slapped by the head of the village, and several bottles of cosmetics and facial masks were scattered on the ground.


    By the light of the flashlight, Li Tiezhu saw that the cosmetics were fake, or fake and shoddy products.


    Li Tiezhu pushed aside several villagers and walked in: "what''s the matter?"


    The village head pointed to brother Shu''s nose: "let the fetal God say it himself! Mom sells batches and steals things to Tiezhu? The one who lost his ancestors!"


    Li Tieshu stood on his neck and blushed. He was beaten without saying a word. He still had a cigarette stuck on his teeth and was discounted.


    Li Tiezhu said, "what did he steal?"


    Behaving stealthily like a thief Lao Tzu pointed to the ground: "what bottles of bottles and bottles are perfume? Oh, yes, cosmetics, that''s what you steal from your bamboo shed. That pretty girl." three children saw him in this place. We came to catch him. He didn''t admit it... Mom! Yo!


    Three children: "Uncle tie Zhu, when I took sheep back, I saw him enter your house."


    Li Tiezhu frowned deeply. Everything on the ground was fake. Obviously it wasn''t Zhao Liya''s, but why did he enter the house? When Zhao Liya said that Li Tieshu''s eyes were wrong, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but doubt.


    He asked, "brother Shu, what''s the matter?"


    Brother Shu glanced at the village head and dared not speak.


    Fear!


    Li Tiezhu asked the village head to take the villagers away and asked again in a questioning tone.


    Brother Shu said angrily, "I didn''t steal anything. They didn''t believe it and beat me."


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing here?"


    "Those toiletries and perfumes are the ones I call the next village to buy for me."


    "I know those things are not Zhao Liya''s."


    "Well, zhu''er, just trust me."


    "No... what are you doing in our house?"


    "Don''t do anything."


    Seeing that Tiezhu believed him, Li Tieshu suddenly became happy again, limped and squatted down to pick up bottles and cans, wiped off the mud, and took care.


    "Why do you buy cosmetics?"


    Brother Shu picked up some good things and stood up. God came up mysteriously and said, "tomorrow is my wedding anniversary with grandma Gua."


    Li Tiezhu was suddenly in a trance: "you... Stare at Zhao Liya in the morning and ask her if she has made up, just to buy a gift for your mother-in-law?"


    Li Tieshu''s marriage was introduced by the village. The other party was a second married woman without one eye. I heard that she was a little sick and couldn''t work. She played mahjong all day to earn the pocket money of the old women.


    Brother Shu grinned and couldn''t see clearly in the dark: "ang! It cost more than 100! Hey..."


    Li Tiezhu was a little ashamed: "sorry, brother Shu..."


    Brother Shu: "Oh! Be polite to me. Take it."


    "What?"


    "Good thing."


    "Huh?"


    "If your donkey doesn''t nail its palm, the mountain road is very steep and full of stones. The donkey can''t walk steadily."


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand and saw that there were four smaller horseshoes and some square nails in a plastic pocket. Obviously, it was also bought by Shu goto''s friends, especially for Li Tiezhu.


    "Why didn''t you tell the village head just now?"


    "I can''t say. The village head said we can''t give you anything. It''s going to be confiscated by the TV people! I''ll drop it to you quietly. Just nail the donkey. Don''t say anything. Put it away..."


    Some sigh.


    Can you hide it?


    However, brother Shu probably came into the house to secretly put down the donkey''s hooves. It''s also for this reason that he hasn''t been cunning... Of course, brother Shu is used to being bullied and dare not speak.


    Li Tiezhu took brother Shu to the village head and told him the whole story.


    Instead, the village head and villagers blame Li Tieshu:


    "You disaster brother-in-law, who calls you sneaky?"


    "Ball inexplicable Hall..."


    "Your melon woman also uses cosmetics?"


    "Mom, this Ha''er... Go home and watch TV."


    No one apologized.


    Tree brother asked Li Tiezhu, "they are still shooting. If you say it, will they confiscate that?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t confiscate it! Thanks, brother Shu. Tomorrow, please ask brother Shu to nail the donkey''s paw for me."


    What can Li Tieshu with broken hands and feet help?


    It''s just that Li Tiezhu feels guilty. It''s because of him that brother Shu was beaten. Of course, brother Shu won''t take it to heart. He''s used to being beaten, poor baby.


    Tree elder brother was happy: "Hey! Don''t worry, tree elder brother''s craft is very good..."


    Then, brother Shu went away with smoke in his mouth.


    Li Tiezhu asked two staff members to light brother Shu with a flashlight and take him home. This guy is also disabled and determined. He is so forced to jump around.


    Wang Zhengyu asked Li Tiezhu, "is this broadcast?"


    Li Tiezhu hesitated and broadcast it. It really doesn''t have a good impact. If he doesn''t broadcast it, it''s unfair to brother Shu.


    After a while: "director Wang, delete the shot of brother Shu being beaten and broadcast it. Brother Shu is not easy."


    So what the audience saw was that Li Tiezhu and others went to the program group camp. Brother Shu was caught in the primitive home. Finally, he found that it was an oolong. Moreover, brother Shu secretly bought donkey hooves for Li Tiezhu.


    Barrage:


    "This is true love!"


    "Zhu''er, be nice to brother Shu ~"


    "Brother Shu has a wedding anniversary?"


    "It hurts to see him bullied. He is so kind-hearted."


    "The villagers have gone too far..."


    "Brother Shu is used to it."


    "Numb?"


    "It''s very careful of him to observe that the donkey didn''t nail an iron palm."


    "Donkeys don''t have to nail their paws? They''re not horses."


    "It''s true that donkeys don''t nail their palms much, but it seems that they nail them in the mountains."


    "Will the Iron Palm be confiscated by the program team?"


    "I hope not."


    In the program, the staff lit the photography lamp, and Zhao Liya came back. A group of people sat at the door of the bamboo shed and were discussing the treatment of iron palm.


    According to the regulations of the program group, you can''t ask for gifts from the villagers.


    However, Li Tiezhu believes that his subordinates should not be taken as an example.


    Finally, the program group proposed that it would be customary to consume four points. Whatever the villagers send and want to keep, they should "spend money", and the money is higher than the market price.


    Li Tiezhu nodded, "OK!"


    Nie Yao: "what''s good? What shall we eat tomorrow? We have five mouths, and one is food."


    Chen chiequatoria: "is that good? Let me make a suggestion. Since we can all buy horseshoes, how about innovating another ''product''?"


    Wang Zhengyu asked warily, "what kind of tricks do you want to do?"


    He remembered that when he recorded "ha ha ha ha" two years ago, Chen Chichi patted his head and "abducted" Li Tiezhu. By the way, he let Li Tiezhu curse for spraining his foot and retribution.


    Chen Chichi habitually laughs: "what do you say? What''s the most basic trust between people? It''s well known that I''m an honest man."


    Li Tiezhu: "bah!"


    Zhao Liya and Nie Yao burst into laughter at the same time, and the staff also laughed.


    Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "Hey! If Party A Wang hates me, how can you... We''re together."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, don''t Pooh first."


    Chen Chichi: "


    Wang Zhengyu: "come on, what do you think? We''ll study it."


    Chen Chiqiu: "How many days have we been here? Four days, right? Brother Shu is the most helpful to everyone. I have to thank others. It''s definitely not work to invite brother Shu to come tomorrow. Let''s treat for dinner, eh... Right? But we only have 6 points left. What can we buy? So I think the program team should add one... Takeout to the commodity list. The price is 6 points. How How? How! How! How?! "


    Nie Yao: "good brother! I think this proposal is very good."


    Shit!


    The mouth is fading out. It''s good to order takeout.


    Zhao Liya nodded again and again: "be broad to be broad! You can''t be poor to entertain brother Shu. What you lose is the face of the program group."


    She wants to eat hot pot


    Li Tiezhu is also suddenly enlightened, bitch is different!


    He directly thumbed up: "red brother, cowhide!"


    Wang Party A: "rejected."


    Chen Chichi: "reject your rejection!"


    Wang Party A: "


    Then, Party A Wang murmured and discussed with the director team. Before long, he came back and said, "OK! We accept this suggestion and add a ''take out opportunity'', with 6 points at a time. You can pay for the take out money yourself. Do you want to buy it?"


    Chen Chichi looks at Li Tiezhu and points are stuck with him.


    Li Tiezhu: "buy it!"


    He''s not stupid. Six points can be as much as one meat, one vegetable and one soup. How can he go out with * * after all, there''s no limit on takeout.


    Soon, the purchase was successful.


    The four guests were so happy that they even jumped around.


    Then, Wang Zhengyu said, "I''m sorry to tell you that there is no takeout in this place."


    The four were stunned.


    Dog!


    Wait until they buy it?


    Chen Chichi looked at Li Tiezhu: "can''t you order takeout here?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t know. I haven''t ordered it."


    "Try!"


    Zhao Liya is also anxious, my hot pot!!!


    Li Tiezhu looks at Nie Yao.


    Nie Yao: "open."


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and opened the takeout app. There were only a few sporadic shops in the town nearby, and they didn''t give away more than ten kilometers. After all, there are not so many takeout workers in the small town in the mountain as in the city.


    Chen Chichi raised his hand: "don''t panic! There''s always a way. Let me think... Tiezhu, how far is your home from the town?"


    Li Tiezhu: "more than 20 kilometers."


    Chen Chichi frowned: "is it so far? Ha ha..."


    Nie Yao: "it''s far enough. If I were a takeout, I wouldn''t give it. I wouldn''t give it any more money. The battery car can''t run back and forth."


    Zhao Liya suddenly said, "don''t worry! We have donkeys! Hee hee... Let''s choose a place at the foot of the mountain, no more than ten kilometers. After ordering, we''ll go back to camel takeout with donkeys."


    Chen Chichi: "Wow! Genius! Yaya, you are such a clever ghost. That''s it!"


    Nie Yao: "cow!"


    This time it''s the director''s turn to be silly. They underestimated the IQ explosive power of a group of eaters.

 Chapter 824

    Zhao Liya smiled on her hips, then clapped hands with Chen Chichi, and then with Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu. Even Oh Huo was forced to clap hands. She looked at the donkey under the tree house... Forget it, don''t be too high-profile.


    Barrage:


    "Yaya, good!"


    "Zhao Liya is smart since she was young."


    "Wang Yimeng is forced, ha ha..."


    "One Chen Chichi, one Zhao Liya, the director is dead."


    "Doesn''t it mean that takeout can be delivered anywhere?"


    "Do you really believe it?"


    "Several people are greedy and flustered. They even go to camel takeout with donkeys..."


    "Donkey: are you polite?"


    Wang Zhengyu said, "I''d like to add that there are only two opportunities to order takeout. You buy once and only have one left."


    Chen Chichi laughed: "it doesn''t matter! I can eat and drink well tomorrow!"


    Li Tiezhu: "serious people who order takeout every day? It''s a waste of money. We''ll do it again in the last phase. That''s enough."


    Nie Yao: "yes! In the last phase, we invite the whole village to dinner."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s impossible! Brother Yao, do you know how many people there are in the whole village?"


    Nie Yao: "well... Cut it off when I didn''t say."


    Zhao Liya was silent. Even when she went to brother Yao''s hot spot to browse the menus of less than ten restaurants in the town, her saliva was about to flow out.


    She is a real gourmet. When she was in Shudu, she used to ride her own small Suke electric car all over the city to find delicious food.


    Weiwei duck''s skull in the teahouse, Shuangliu''s mother''s rabbit head, Baijia Feichang powder, string incense in Yulin, sad jelly in Kuanzhai alley, and cooking in the commune opposite the garden of Sichuan University. Once she ran to Jianyang for a qualified mutton soup.


    Wang Zhengyu told them to abide by the program rules, but no one listened to him. They all surrounded Zhao Liya and began to discuss what to order tomorrow.


    That night, Chen Chichi slept in the tree house.


    The next morning, Chen Chichi climbed down from the tree house with a chicken nest hairstyle and rubbed her eyes.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the red sun Baba in the East, took out his mobile phone, looked at the time, and said, "brother Chichi, are you having a nightmare? Why did you wake up so early today? It''s not like your style!"


    Chen Chichi yawned: "the smell of donkey urine is too strong... Spicy eyes. I recommend plum eggs to experience here!"


    It''s impossible. Li Tiezhu won''t invite that fool at all.


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Tree House Feng Shui is really great!


    Nie Yao said, "iron pillar, let''s let all our guests live in the tree house in the future? This can exercise them to go to bed and get up early without delaying their work."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "brother Yao is still thoughtful!"


    Chen Chichi looked at Nie Yao speechless: "elder martial brother, you have learned bad from Li Tiezhu..."


    Nie Yao: "iron pillar has opened up my two veins of Ren Du!"


    Zhao Liya said to Chen Chichi, "thank you, brother. I also said that the tree house will be a girls'' dormitory in the future. Since Feng Shui is so good, it''s better to be a guest dormitory! I continue to live in the duck driver''s cabin. It''s very cool."


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "I said why Chen Chichi suddenly got up so early!"


    "Donkey: Chichi, don''t be afraid. I wake you up on time every morning."


    "Nie Yao is also bad!"


    "So is Zhao Liya."


    "I''m afraid you don''t have any misunderstanding about Zhao Liya. She still needs to get worse?"


    "Lengba: Yaya is the little devil."


    A group of people were eating cabbage buns. The director came to announce today''s task.


    There are two tasks. One is to continue to upgrade the primitive home, separate male and female students'' dormitories, and reward 3 points. The second is to clean four poverty alleviation resettlement houses at the entrance of the village and reward 8 points. Only when they are completed can they get points.


    Li Tiezhu put two steamed stuffed buns in his mouth and raised his hand: "director, does the program team send cleaning tools?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "hair! There are brooms, shovels, mops, rags, buckets..."


    Li Tiezhu asked again, "do you want it back?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "


    There''s no way. The primitive home lacks everything.


    Although this season they will not build this place into a beautiful villa like last season, but experience poverty with the simplest and simplest way of life, and try their best to participate in and help the cause of poverty alleviation, but... There is no rag, which is really a little miserable.


    Li Tiezhu wanted to contribute his underwear as a rag, but Zhao Liya refused.


    Nie Yao said: "of course, tools should be returned. However, tools are easy to be damaged and lost..."


    Zhao Liya said: "indeed, we may lose some tools, and then suddenly pick up some tools in a very magical place in a few days. Life is so wonderful! Director, don''t pay for things?"


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha..."


    Wang Zhengyu said, "forget it! You don''t have to pay it back. Take it back after you use it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you have a vacuum cleaner? Floor sweeping robots are OK."


    Wang Zhengyu: "almost. Do you have electricity?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "do you have a generator?"


    Wang Zhengyu turned and left, leaving only the staff and cameramen. How can these artists be more difficult than Huang Sanshi? Huang Pang is at least a person!


    As soon as the director left, brother Shu came. However, he came a little slowly. After all, brother Shu has bad legs and feet recently.


    After walking for about 20 minutes, brother Shu finally came to the bamboo shed from the other end of the path, followed by a black and thin woman with her hands on her back.


    Also... The Department is wrong.


    Women only have black hands, black neck, black ears, and white face.


    The powder coating is too thick and uneven. I painted eyebrows asymmetrically. I painted lipstick. It''s very red. He also wears a pair of gold earrings on his ears. They are real gold.


    Right!


    Today is her wedding anniversary with brother Shu. It''s time to be grand.


    A woman''s left eye is a false eye and won''t turn.


    The crowd immediately greeted brother Shu warmly.


    "Brother tree!"


    "Good morning, brother tree!"


    "Have you eaten? Come and eat steamed stuffed buns."


    "Please sit down."


    "Wang ~"


    The tree elder brother smiled very brightly, dragged the woman behind him and said, "this is the melon mother, called Wang Dagang. I''m iron. She''s steel. I don''t want to panic all day!"


    Chen Chichi bowed: "Hello, sister-in-law!"


    Nie Yao, unlike Chen Chichi, smiled and said, "sit down, sit down and eat."


    Brother Shu said to Wang Dagang, "shout! I''ll teach you in the house?"


    Wang Dagang pinched and said, "good touch spirit..."


    Zhao Liya Fang, ah, this


    Chen Chichi: "touch the spirit, touch the spirit, everyone touch the spirit. Sit down and touch the spirit, ya ya, get a steamed stuffed bun for your sister-in-law."


    Brother Shu asked Wang Dagang to sit down: "eat. They are all our own people. Zhu''er and I are brothers. What are you polite? These three big stars, who are also your brother Shu''s friends, come to us. Of course I want to cover them..."


    The cameraman pointed the lens at Wang Dagang who didn''t eat steamed stuffed buns. Wang Dagang''s eyes had no focus. He slowly turned his body like a sloth and avoided the lens. Squinting at the camera, he quickly turned his head away and pretended to enjoy the scenery.


    Brother Shu was as diligent as ever. He came to the tree house with a crutch, looked at the structure and said, "living here... I have to wake up by donkey urine?"


    Chen Chichi choked on the steamed stuffed bun: "cough... Brother Shu has good eyesight!"


    Brother tree said, "it''s OK to block up your nose when you sleep at night."


    Chen Chichi was shocked: "smart! Why didn''t I think of it? Wear another eye mask... Perfect!"


    Nie Yao coughed and suggested that Chen Chichi should not satirize brother Shu.


    Brother Shu smiled modestly and raised his hand to pat the ass.


    Pop!


    "Angsi (hooligan)..."


    The donkey kicked his son and kicked him on the waist of brother Shu.


    Bang¡ª¡ª


    "Hum..."


    Brother Shu leaned back, staggered on one leg for a few steps, and finally stood firm in an independent posture, slightly elegant.


    The four artists were stunned.


    Wang Dagang is still enjoying the scenery.


    Brother Shu smiled awkwardly and stroked his hair: "this Sao La (Beast) is a little... Shy, and his ass can''t be touched."


    "Ang..."


    The donkey darted back and wanted to kick again. However, it was tied by a rope and couldn''t reach it.


    The tree elder brother was frightened and jumped for a few steps. He said with a trembling smile: "the donkey... Shy. The tree elder brother is a decent man. I don''t care about you!"


    It''s worthy of my tree brother. He even counsels so righteously.


    Everyone saw that when brother Shu came back with a crutch, his one leg was shaking.


    This time, even Nie Yao couldn''t bear it. He laughed with Chen Chichi.


    Li Tiezhu took the lead in eating, went back to the house, took out the donkey hooves and square nails given by brother Shu, and went to the simple kitchen to get a kitchen knife.


    "Brother Yao..."


    "Open, open."


    "No, I don''t surf the Internet. I mean, the kitchen knife you brought is wide. It cuts bamboo and scrapes bark. It hasn''t become dull yet."


    "More than 800, what do you think?"


    So Li Tiezhu took a kitchen knife worth more than 800 and went to the tractor. The donkey was frightened and screamed.


    Li Tiezhu took it out, tied his stomach to a pine tree and comforted the donkey: "don''t be afraid! Don''t be afraid of the tractor! It''s not to kill you, it''s to wear shoes for you."


    Brother tree acts as a technical consultant.


    Li Tiezhu picked up one of the donkey''s hind legs, held it in his arms and cut the cuticle on the hoof with a kitchen knife.


    Hoofed animals have a magical structure. They walk not with their feet, but with their fingers, or nails.


    The hooves of cattle, sheep, horses and donkeys are actually nails. The difference is that most hoofed animals have two nails, while horses, mules and donkeys walk with only one nail, and the others degenerate.


    Li Tiezhu nailed horseshoes to horses and mules when he was a child, but he didn''t nail donkey paws. The principle is the same. I haven''t practiced for a long time. Li Tiezhu is a little rusty. Fortunately, brother Shu has on-site guidance.


    "Flatten, flatten, the steel fire of this knife is good..."


    "Don''t nail the donkey''s hooves. First cut all four hoofs to see if the height is appropriate."


    "Hey! The hind legs are a little higher again. Cut them more."


    "Take it out for a while, you can..."


    "Nail! The nail tilts a little, and then tilts a little, right, right!"


    Donkey hooves are no different from horseshoes except small ones. They are ¦¸ shaped, with three nail holes on the left and right.


    The square head nail looks like a tadpole, but the skull is a cube. The head is big, the nail body is small, and the texture is also very soft. It is nailed obliquely into the donkey''s hoof from the nail hole, and then drilled out of the horny layer of the donkey''s hoof on the side.


    Then hammer and bend the tip of the drilled iron nail against the donkey''s hoof, so that the six nails can perfectly fix the donkey''s hoof. The donkey''s hoof iron can protect the donkey''s hoof from sharp stones, and the six square head nails have anti-skid effect.


    This is the popular horseshoe equipment in Southwest China, especially suitable for mountainous areas.


    Brother Shu is very familiar with nailing horseshoes. Before his skull was injured, he raised two horses and a mule and took good care of them.

 Chapter 825

    Barrage:


    "Love tree brother!"


    "I love brother Shu''s waist..."


    "Kicked, ha ha ha!"


    "Brother Shu''s advice is really tactful, decent person?"


    "Brother Shu is a decent man and doesn''t care about donkeys. If you really want to care, brother Shu may not be too big."


    "Brother tree: I''ll give you one leg and one arm!"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "More than 800 kitchen knives?"


    "Cut donkey''s hooves with a kitchen knife? Then cut vegetables with a kitchen knife at night?"


    "So the horseshoe was nailed up like this?"


    "Long experience..."


    "Brother Shu is very professional. He looks like my math teacher."


    Zhao Liya, Nie Yao and Chen Chichi all gathered around. Artists are no different from ordinary fart people. They love excitement, love excitement, and are curious about babies.


    Zhao Liya asked if the tractor would hurt after nailing the nail. Nie Yao was concerned about the quality of the donkey''s hooves. Chen Chichi''s sword took a side edge. He asked brother Shu why he liked Li Tiezhu so much.


    Wang Dagang still pretends to see the scenery. In fact, he thinks to himself, when can I play mahjong? If you don''t win more money from the old women, how about my man''s medical expenses? How do you get the cigarette money?


    Don''t you want my man to dig coal?


    no


    It''s too dangerous to dig coal. The last man died of digging coal. The iron tree''s skull is not good, so it''s easier to get into trouble.


    Wang Dagang blamed herself very much. She watered Li Tieshu''s gunpowder and forgot to deal with the detonator. Otherwise... My brother Shu wouldn''t be so miserable.


    Chen chiequatoria: "brother Shu is very professional! He has a tacit understanding with Tiezhu."


    Brother Shu lit a cigarette and got stuck in his open teeth. With a melancholy atmosphere, he said to Chen Chichi, "the most rare thing in life is a confidant."


    Chen Chichi respected: "brother Shu is tall and hard! Ha ha! I don''t know if I have the honor to be your... Half confidant? Half is enough! More is my extravagant hope, I... Don''t deserve it!"


    As always.


    Tree brother modest: "smoke! Smoke!"


    Chen Chichi pretended to refuse: "I won''t!"


    In fact, when recording the program, the cameraman will stop every half an hour and smoke a cigarette to continue shooting.


    After a while, under the guidance of brother Shu, Li Tiezhu nailed the donkey''s hooves and began to work again.


    Chen Chichi has repaired the tree house and lost his motivation to work. He took the initiative to apply for express delivery. He took out his mobile phone and ordered all the dishes we had discussed. It was too rich.


    Then he took the donkey with new shoes and left with the staff and two cameramen.


    Brother Shu and his wife were also ready to leave. Li Tiezhu stopped them: "don''t walk, eat here at noon."


    Brother Shu: "if not, if not... I won''t give you any trouble."


    Li Tiezhu said, "no trouble. You see, Chen Chichi took the donkey to camel takeout. We don''t cook ourselves."


    Brother Shu: "what is takeout?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it was cooked and sent by the head of the restaurant."


    Brother Shu: "boxed lunch! I know. I''ve been lucky to eat it several times, so... It''s expensive for you!"


    At this time, Wang Dagang''s phone rang. She slowly took out the phone and connected it. She said to Li Tieshu expressionless, "there are three missing ones in the second water woman."


    Tree brother frowned.


    Li Tiezhu: "my sister-in-law will play your mahjong and come to dinner at noon."


    Wang Da just turned around and left. He soon turned back, took out brother Shu''s cigarette box, counted it, smoked a few, left three, and left.


    Obviously, brother Shu smokes a limited amount every day.


    Brother Shu smiled awkwardly and said to the camera, "smoking is harmful to health!"


    Zhao Liya raised her hand: "report to the director! Can I play mahjong?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re here for labor reform, not for vacation..."


    Wang Zhengyu: "yes!"


    Zhao Liya rushed out with Oh Huo and chatted with Wang Dagang while walking. Of course, the so-called chat was that Zhao Liya kept talking, while Wang Dagang enjoyed the scenery along the way with his back to his hand. I don''t know if he was listening.


    Li Tiezhu was dissatisfied: "Wang Party A, how can you connive Zhao Liya to play cards? What are the rules of the program team?"


    Wang Zhengyu ignored Li Tiezhu and turned away.


    Nie Yao said, "do you think Ya Ya is really going to play mahjong?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what else? This girl likes playing mahjong best. A gambler..."


    Nie Yao: "you must be spreading rumors. Yaya is so cute..."


    Barrage:


    "Rumor!"


    "Li Tiezhu absolute rumor!"


    "My family is the most lovely. How can I be a gambler?"


    "In brother Shu''s cognition, takeout is boxed lunch. It''s so cute!"


    "Brother Shu''s wife is a little wild..."


    "Even brother Shu has to control the number of cigarettes. Tut Tut, it doesn''t look like a mountain without dew..."


    "Isn''t this a basic operation?"


    "Xichuan men all rake their ears!"


    "Brother Shu: smoking is harmful to health! Poof..."


    "Ya Ya wants to continue playing mahjong and get to know this poor countryside?"


    "No... I think she just wants to play mahjong."


    Tiktok tiktok soon heard Zhao Liya''s voice, or she had the original "hot pot to eat." she even designed her own opening speech for her new quiver series.


    "Hello, everyone, I''m Yaya who loves playing mahjong. Today, I fought a bloody battle with a group of old women in Lijia village... Praise Yaya every day, life has sunshine!"


    Yes, driven by Wang Dagang, who was eager to win cigarette money for men, the old women went wild and even played a bloody battle to the end.


    They would never dare to play before, because... It''s too big to win or lose!


    However, this has a lot to do with Li Tiezhu.


    It''s easy to find two women in the card game. In terms of seniority, she is Li Tiezhu''s aunt, but she''s old enough to be Li Tiezhu''s grandmother. She''s 81 this year. When I heard that Zhao Liya was Li Tiezhu''s good friend, it was called obedience. The water second woman hated all children, including her own children, but only liked Li Tiezhu, because Li Tiezhu had a clever mouth and loved to make people love to say congratulations on getting rich.


    Seriously! This sand carving skill was a big killer in the countryside in those days!


    Therefore, the two women in water are more close to Li Tiezhu than their own grandchildren. They go to the market to buy candy, give it to Li Tiezhu first, and then give the rest to their own grandchildren depending on the situation.


    Li Tiezhu returned to the village for several days. She didn''t come to see her. She wasn''t angry. Instead, she prepared peanut candy and planned to send it to Li Tiezhu when her brother-in-law was away.


    She won''t come when the videographer is there, because she thinks these videos are demeaning and affect her life.


    When I was a child, Li Tiezhu liked peanut candy best.


    Shuierpo is a fastidious person. Her peanut candy is made of her own peanuts and her own walnuts, which are sent to the processing plant to spend money on processing. She usually keeps it for herself. In addition to giving more than half to Li Tiezhu, she gives one or two pieces to her own grandchildren who are obedient.


    (this is the author''s personal experience. My distant relative, the second mother-in-law, has been buried for 12 years. The author fought with his grandchildren when he was a child, and his front teeth were broken. The prototype was his own grandchildren. I beat them, but she doted on me most. It''s amazing! The second mother-in-law is a lovely thief and often uses crutches to send orange candy to me under the age of 10. How are the second mother-in-law!!!)


    So, when Zhao Liya came to shuier''s mother-in-law''s house, the two cameramen were scolded directly by shuier''s mother-in-law. She didn''t like it.


    However, Zhao Liya succeeded in staying by playing cute and obedient. Moreover, there is an invisible camera on her hat.


    The water mistress turned to the house, took out the popcorn at the end of last year from the lime jar more than one meter high, filled a full bag and gave it to Zhao Liya. The others... Didn''t give any points.


    Wang Dagang shuffled his cards without distractions.


    An old woman said, "don''t you take all the popcorn out to eat, shuier Po? We want to eat it, too."


    Shuier Po: "eat a hammer! Roll without playing cards. You deserve it?"


    It''s very neat. The second water lady is such a person. She always depends on her eyes. People who don''t like her, including her own grandchildren, don''t want to eat one of her rice. No matter who they like, they can get her full gifts.


    Obviously, the beautiful Zhao Liya has the same treatment as Li Tiezhu, and I don''t know why.


    The water mistress began to touch mahjong tiles and looked at Zhao Liya from time to time. Finally, after touching a Tianhu, she picked up the tiles and asked, "doll, what''s your name?"


    Zhao Liya: "my name is Zhao Liya."


    Water two old woman: "it''s you who came back two years ago. WOW! It''s so beautiful. Zhu''er can receive a mother-in-law like you. It''s also the smoke from his ancestral grave."


    Zhao Liya: "did you say that the one who climbed the plum tree the first time back to the village? That''s not me! The name is songzhu''er, I''m not as good as her! Cough... Songzhu''er is Li Tiezhu''s daughter-in-law. They were engaged some time ago. I''ll show you the photos in my mobile phone..."


    The second water mother-in-law thought Zhao Liya was the daughter-in-law brought back to the village by Li Tiezhu two years ago.


    After seeing the picture, the two women in water stopped worrying. The pine and bamboo really has a big ass. although it is also very thin, it is obviously better than the one in front of us.


    The water two women won a lot of money. Until 12 noon, the card friends broke up and agreed to continue the competition at 2 p.m.


    Before leaving, Zhao Liya was held by the second water woman and returned the lost money to Zhao Liya.


    Seriously, it doesn''t matter to stars.


    But Zhao Liya couldn''t refuse. The second water woman also pinched Zhao Liya''s ass. she thought she was too thin and asked her to eat more meat. Then, the water mistress took out all the popcorn and asked Zhao Liya to bring it to Li Tiezhu.


    Zhao Liya said, "in two days, I''ll call Tiezhu to see you."


    Water Mistress: "don''t come! When his mother was buried, my two wakas fought over the route and place of their burial... He doesn''t want to come. Don''t force him. Tiezhu is a good doll. Don''t tell him this."


    There are many disputes in rural areas, neighborhood disputes, kinship disputes


    Li Tiezhu''s family became sworn enemies with the children of the second water lady. They haven''t spoken for more than ten years, but they can''t stop the second water lady from sending snacks to Li Tiezhu when it''s dark.


    In fact, when Li Tiezhu came home two years ago, he also secretly went to see grandma Shui and gave him fruits and snacks. Grandma Shui loves snacks, otherwise she wouldn''t know so much about snacks and share them with Li Tiezhu.


    The reason why she went secretly was for fear that her children and grandchildren would know. After all, the two families have not reconciled.


    On the other side, the donkey lifted Chen Chichi off his back. Because the distance was too far, Chen Chichi tried to ride on the donkey to pick up the takeout, but the donkey disagreed.


    Lazy people are often the hardest!


    Chen Chichi can only walk with his donkey. His legs are cramping. After all, it''s ten kilometers and more than 20 miles

 Chapter 826

    Chen Chichi said to the donkey, "tractor, do you think it''s good? Anyway, you have an empty basket. I''ll ride you, which will enrich you."


    The donkey rolled his eyes and looked at Chen Chichi.


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha ha ha... I''m really a genius."


    After finding a small soil slope, Chen Chichi climbed on the donkey''s back. The donkey began to jump around, but he didn''t let Chen Chichi ride. There was no way. Chen Chichi had to walk.


    An hour later, by a small bridge at the foot of the mountain, Chen Chichi came to the scheduled place to wait for the delivery brother.


    The delivery boy rode an electric car to come from afar. Chen Chichi danced and greeted him, too excited.


    After getting the takeout, the takeout brother also took a group photo with Chen Chichi.


    The takeout dishes were almost full of the two bamboo baskets on the donkey''s back. They ordered too much.


    On this, Chen Chichi was not satisfied and asked, "brother, why don''t you send Li Jiacun? Is it too far?"


    The delivery boy said, "it''s far away! The battery car is not enough to run back and forth."


    Chen chiequatoria: "well, I''ll give you an extra 200 yuan for running errands. You ride a motorcycle and camel up the mountain. Then I''ll find the village committee to charge your car. You eat takeout with us and the car is charged after dinner. How about you go back? Ha ha! I''m really a genius!"


    Takeout brother: "I want to, but the battery car can''t climb the mountain."


    "Why? Not enough electricity?"


    "It''s not that there''s not enough electricity, it''s that the mountain is too steep! We don''t send it not only because it''s far away, but also because the battery car can''t drive up. A person can''t drive up by battery car, let alone carry a fat man."


    "Fat? Who''s fat? Me?"


    "Ang ~"


    "Wow! My little heart, brother, you hurt me..."


    "And laughed it off."


    The delivery boy hummed and rode away. What about the star? I''m going back to deliver the takeout!


    Barrage:


    "Doesn''t it mean that takeout can be delivered anywhere?"


    "This kind of mountain, battery car really can''t ride up!"


    "So there are motorcycles in the mountains..."


    "Are you ordering too much?"


    "I''m kidding. Can it be poor to invite brother Shu to dinner?"


    "Brother Shu really has a card face, poof ~"


    "It''s mainly because some artists are greedy, ha ha!"


    "Chen Chichi is so stupid that he came to get the takeout. How far is it? Don''t you have any points in mind?"


    "Chen Chichi wanted to be lazy, but he turned out to be the worst one."


    When he went up the mountain, Chen Chichi completely collapsed. When he came, he took a car. Now he walked and finally experienced the power of the mountain.


    Fortunately, a villager selling vegetables on the street came back on a motorcycle. Chen Chichi shamelessly rubbed other people''s cars and sat in the village committee. The donkey was led up the mountain by the staff.


    At home, Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao and shuge leisurely got some bamboo and repaired the home. The big bamboo shed was divided into two bedrooms, and a canopy was built between the bamboo shed and the tree house for eating and rest.


    Brother Shu is very skilled. He also made up some bamboo baskets for washing vegetables. You know, brother Shu has only one hand.


    At noon, Zhao Liya first came back with Wang Dagang. She won mahjong today. Even Wang Dagang lost, and several other old women lost in tears.


    There is no father and son in the card field, and Zhao Liya has no mercy at all.


    Make complaints about the bullet screen comments.


    Chen Chichi came back slowly at 12:30, sweating.


    The takeout was taken out one by one.


    One hot pot, a dozen side dishes. Two catties of ginger frog, a diving rabbit, a piece of husband and wife''s lung in dry mix, a piece of beef with radish, a piece of spare ribs in dry pot, and a piece of chicken feet with pickled pepper.


    For the four artists and Mr. and Mrs. shuge, it has been rich and almost luxurious.


    Brother Shu was stunned: "now the boxed lunch... Has improved..."


    Wang Dagang continued to enjoy the scenery with his hands on his back and his head tilted, and swallowed his saliva silently.


    The hot pot is directly poured into the earth stove to cook. All kinds of dishes are placed on the stove. A group of people sit around the stove and eat.


    Chen Chichi finally took out a bottle of Wuliangye from the donkey basket and poured wine into brother Shu''s bamboo cup.


    Li Tiezhu said he would buy brother Shu a drink. He can''t break his promise.


    Brother Shu smiled: "Hey! You''re welcome, too polite..."


    "Brother tree! Let me toast you!"


    "You''re welcome..."


    After a meal, brother Shu was already a little dizzy. The program team sent someone to take him back to rest. Wang Dagang sent three cigarettes to brother Shu''s cigarette box, and then continued to play mahjong.


    Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao, Chen Chichi and Zhao Liya carried the tools provided by the program team to clean the resettlement house.


    The resettlement houses are well built. They are said to have two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. In fact, each building has three bedrooms.


    If the requirements are not high, in fact, the resettlement house is very much like a small villa. It is painted white and covered with gray and blue colored steel tiles on the top.


    There is a living room and a kitchen downstairs, three bedrooms upstairs, the stairs are in the yard, and there is a bathroom up and down. The yard is small, but it is very considerate to leave two small flower beds on the left and right. To be exact, it is for the villagers to plant green onions and garlic.


    (this is the structure of resettlement houses in poor villages in Daliangshan. I envy it when I see it. I once paved the floor in it for four days.)


    Cleaning is a hard job, especially for artists like Chen Chichi and Zhao Liya who don''t work at ordinary times. They haven''t cleaned a house, and they are almost paralyzed.


    The villagers had dinner late. At this time, they came around with big rice pots to watch the excitement. Many villagers also paid 10000 or 30000 to build their own resettlement houses. Therefore, they were very excited at this time.


    Although they have seen it many times, they still seem very curious.


    After cleaning the first house, the village head came with the second uncle''s tractor. There were four big boxes in the car, which were filled with televisions.


    The village head said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, it''s hard for you to help install their TV sets."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    Chen chiequatoria: "did they buy it?"


    Village head: "yes."


    Chen Chichi: "Wow! Is our policy too good?"


    The village head sighed, "forcibly."


    Chen Chichi was dumbfounded: "what? Forced hair? Is it true or false?"


    Nie Yao said, "who is so tough except uncle Liu? They don''t want national generators?"


    The village head shook his head: "the people in the village are ashamed of their culture... The state says that each family distributes three kinds of household appliances, including TV, washing machine, refrigerator, water heater and electric heater... Each family chooses three by itself."


    Chen Chichi: "I must choose TV. TV is expensive!"


    Nie Yao: "not necessarily? Refrigerators may be more expensive."


    Chen Chichi: "have you ever seen a refrigerator? There is only a TV cabinet."


    Nie Yao: "


    It''s so cold!


    The village head said, "no family chooses TV. They would rather choose the least valuable electric heater than TV."


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    Village head: "Hey, no culture! Therefore, after research, the town decided to forcibly send a TV to each family, open the account and watch it. In this way, they can only choose two other household appliances. Last month, I had a quarrel with sanmazi over this matter, and he insisted on not asking for TV."


    Zhao Liya said, "why force TV? Don''t if you don''t want it."


    village head: "Our village is too biased. In the words of leaders, we are isolated from the world. We can only understand the outside world through TV and let them know what our country is like now! Let the children understand that only reading out of the mountain can they live a happy life in TV. If TV is not available, those children will never know why to read... These are not the things that help poverty alleviation Old people, but those dolls! "


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "this is good! Unlike when we were young, we can only go to the second uncle''s house to watch TV..."


    Village head: "so first take the TV and install it for them. Everyone must watch the news broadcast. I''ll check it."


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "is this the idea of cadre Zheng?"


    The village head looked left and right and said, "yes! Otherwise I know a hammer, but I can''t let the villagers know that it was his idea. He is an outsider and is easy to be hated by the villagers. To tell the truth, there are many villains here..."


    The village head also came to help clean and install TV. In a few days, the first batch of poor households will move here.


    Before long, the four houses were finished. The village head tried the TV one by one, then locked the door and left.


    That night, Chen Chichi did not go and planned to continue to sleep in the tree house.


    Dinner was for the rest of the morning.


    Wang Zhengyu was speechless: "you have too much of this? There''s so much left."


    Chen Chichi: "you don''t have to cook all day tomorrow. Ha ha! We call this the rule of rational use."


    The director was rejected again.


    Zhao Liya talked about the harvest of playing mahjong today:


    "The old women in the village get up early in the morning to do farm work, and then play mahjong. It''s getting dark in the afternoon. They go to do some farm work, and the work is not heavy. Almost all of them are left behind elderly people, most of them take their grandchildren and play cards for a dime or two. When I talked to them, I found that many old people in the village have eye problems, so they went to the county hospital for free surgery I won''t go either. "


    In the past two years, rural areas have indeed promoted this medical activity, and eye diseases such as cataracts have been operated on free of charge.


    Chen chiequatoria: "why don''t you want to go? Isn''t free fragrant?"


    Nie Yao: "don''t they believe it?"


    Zhao Liya nodded: "indeed, many people don''t believe it. They think it''s an advertisement made by the hospital. They say it''s free, but they don''t have money for fear that the sky high medical expenses will suddenly appear after the treatment. Another point is that they have to do farm work and take grandchildren at home. They can''t leave at all."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "in a few days, I''ll help the poor move into their new home. I''ll ask them if they should be sent to the hospital. We can help with the agricultural work. Children... Do rural children need to be brought? Just let them go."


    Several people deviated while chatting, and finally became to charter a car to invite the doctors in the county town to the village for free clinic, so as to ensure that no old people hide from the doctor and become a "fish out of the net". After all inspection and determination of the quota, they collectively prevented them from being sent to the county for treatment.


    As for the work of their family, they will leave it to the primitive home. At that time, invite more guests. By the way, the old man went to the hospital and the children also ate in the primitive home.


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "the quantities seem a little big!"


    Chen Chichi: "what are you afraid of? If you want to do it, do it vigorously. This is an internationally famous variety show! Of course, there must be a big scene."


    Nie Yao: "you''ll have left by then. Of course, it''s not too big for you to watch the excitement."


    Although they dislike Chen Chichi''s obscenity, they don''t mean to shrink back from the things we discussed just now. Do it!


    (there is another chapter at 23:23)

 Chapter 827

    In an interview with the program group that night, the staff asked Li Tiezhu:


    "In fact, you just came to record variety shows. Now you are helping the poor and helping the elderly see a doctor. Are you too tired? Are you worried that the audience will feel boring?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "No, no, no, we just came to record the program. Without our help, poverty alleviation, demolition, medical treatment and other things will be completed. The reason why we chose to intervene in these things in the village is that we respect these people who do facts at the grass-roots level and hope to learn more from them. By the way, we tell the world what they are doing so that more people can know what they are doing No matter what way we participate, it is our great honor! I believe we are witnessing the birth of a miracle! "


    The staff member added: "there are many different voices in the world, even in our country, about poverty alleviation and free medical plan. What do you think?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "I may not be as smart as them, nor as educated as they are, but I am very happy to see that my hometown is getting better. I am even happier to see that the elderly in my hometown can get free medical treatment. I heard poverty alleviation cadres say that they are already doing work to prevent poverty caused by illness. I think I have a say in this point. My father has more than one Yi, we used to be rich in the village until my mother got sick... So no matter whether others believe this cause will succeed, at least I believe it. They have 10000 reasons to say that this cause can''t succeed, but our party and our country have always been so unreasonable. We can say yes or no. we have proved this with countless miracles Therefore, I firmly believe that one day there will be no poverty in China. "


    Barrage:


    "Believe it!"


    "There has never been a miracle that the Chinese people can''t accomplish."


    "It''s terrible for our country."


    "Tearful eyes!"


    "Everyone knows what the anti-poverty group is."


    "Get rich first and then get rich. Now get rich first and don''t want to bring it."


    "Li Tiezhu has also done a lot for his hometown. He is very rich, but he still can''t help his hometown out of poverty. This shows how powerful the national power is."


    "Crooked nut must wonder why we can succeed."


    When the program was broadcast, foreign fans were really ignorant.


    "Why? Why did their country do this?"


    "Using the power of the state to intervene in poverty is contrary to the competition mechanism of the market economy?"


    "I can understand that they built high-speed railways and airports, that they built the strongest fleet in the East, that they have a unique space station, but I can''t understand why they spend so much money and resources to help the poor. Those beautiful white houses make me feel very uncomfortable, but I don''t know why..."


    "Because this is China, everything you think is impossible can happen."


    "It''s hard to believe that this is a country that doesn''t even have free speech... Sometimes I can''t tell which is the real China."


    "The man upstairs, the country you call not free of speech, wrote a bloody truth in their textbooks - the state is a tool for ruling the people. Moreover, they forced all young people to learn such profound theories, and there are very complete theoretical and factual bases in the books. In the west, such education is only enjoyed by a few elites Yes, because they don''t want the ruled to know the truth, but China forcibly tells this truth to every Chinese citizen. Now, do you still believe that this great country has no freedom of speech? "


    "Is it true? If so, it would be so cool!"


    "People in our party never hide their views, whether against the enemy or the people."


    "As for helping the poor become rich, this is actually the commitment of the Chinese ruling party to the Chinese citizens 70 or 80 years ago. Now they are finally able to fulfill their commitments. They think it is natural, but why do we doubt it? It''s very poor because our political party never fulfilled its commitments."


    "Gee! I still remember the promise of nearly a century? And put it into practice..."


    "You are all concerned about moral matters. As an economics major, I am pessimistic about the emergence of a giant. When hundreds of millions of poor people in China get rid of extreme poverty and have consumption power, the West will no longer be important to China, their domestic demand can top all the population in the West, and a huge market will be bred Strong capital and technology. At that time, we have no way to threaten them... "


    In the program, several guests fell asleep. Chen Chichi put on an eye mask and slept in the tree house with his nostrils blocked, because... He wanted to try whether brother Shu''s suggestion was reliable or not.


    "Oh..."


    At dawn the next day, Chen Chichi squatted in the shed and retched. His nose was blocked and there was no smell of donkey urine. Brother Shu is unreliable!


    So what''s the point of building this tree house?


    At this time, Party A Wang came over and said, "wake up? You were very positive in this program. You didn''t stay in bed."


    Chen Chichi: "I... Have always been so diligent."


    Wang Party A believed his brother ghost, looked at the donkey and said, "they haven''t got up yet. The guests of the new issue have arrived. Go and pick them up?"


    Chen Chichi continued to retch: "I won''t go. Who has such a big face? Let me pick it up?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "Luhani and Deng Chao."


    Chen Chichi''s smile gradually changed: "Hey, hey... The tree house has not been repaired in vain! I went to meet them. I asked them to come together a few days ago. They said busy one by one. Why are you here now? Old Deng tou and little deer, I have prepared a surprise for you!"


    There was no fog today. Deng Chao and Luhani urged the staff to drive them over early.


    At the door of the village committee, Deng Chao looked at a group of primary school students running by with schoolbags on their backs and said, "it feels good! Hello, handsome boy, do you know me?"


    The child ran by: "I don''t know your mother, I know your father!"


    Deng Chao: "


    Luhani: "ha ha... Dad! Are you okay?"


    Deng Chao smiled bitterly: "it really deserves to be Li Tiezhu''s hometown. What... Outstanding people..."


    Luhani said, "brother Chao, do you think it would explode if brother Chi knew that we were waiting for him to leave?"


    Deng Chao: "I just like to see him explode. Ha! Is it silly? The first phase and the second phase of primitive man are the hardest. They come to help repair the house and work hard. The third phase has basically begun to take shape. How cool is it to eat and drink?"


    Luhani: that makes sense


    "Besides, Chen Chichi never works and eats too much! If we come with him, don''t we have to work more and eat less?"


    "Yes... However, we are all brothers. Is it too much for you to say that about brother Chi Chi?"


    "What are you afraid of? He should have left last night. We avoided him perfectly. Hey, hey..."


    Pop!


    The cameraman who took the picture suddenly slapped Deng Chao.


    Deng Chao was stunned.


    Luhani: "what, what''s the situation?"


    Deng Chao: "why did you hit me? Are there mosquitoes?"


    Pop!


    Another slap.


    Deng Chao frowned and walked towards the cameraman wearing a duck tongue hat: "your uncle! Chen Chichi, didn''t you leave yesterday? Why are you still here? Don''t run! Fawn, chase! Kill him..."


    Chen Chichi ran wildly with the machine: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Finally, Chen Chichi was caught up and dragged into the corn field by Deng Chao and Rouhani


    Along the way, Chen Chichi has been telling the legend of brother Shu, laughing and laughing.


    It happened that brother Shu was wearing red underwear and turned the satellite pot cover on the roof. Chen Chichi said hello to him:


    "Ah? Brother Shue! Good touch spirit!"


    Brother Shu: "touch spirit! Have wine tomorrow and have two more drinks with you."


    Chen Chichi said to them, "see? Even brother Shu gives me face. Do you know what this means? It means that I belong to distinguished guests in Lijia village!"


    Luhani: "what wine will you have tomorrow?"


    Chen Chichi: "I don''t know."


    When the three people came to the valley drying field, Chen Chichi led them to the lucky draw. This is the standard configuration for the guests of Oh Huo primitive man. Each guest has a chance to draw a lucky draw.


    Luhani rubbed his hands and asked Chen Chichi, "what are you smoking?"


    Chen Chichi sneered: "don''t compare with me, brother is a legend! What I hit... Three more times!"


    Deng Chao: "really? Can you win such a small probability even if you are so bad?"


    In the large turntable of the program group, it is only as wide as the nail cap three times, and the chance of winning is very small.


    Chen Chichi: "I''m too lazy to tell you when I go home to watch the program."


    Luhani smoked first and got two catties of beef.


    "Ha ha... How''s it going? How''s my luck?"


    Luhani laughed.


    Rao is Chen Chichi and can''t refute it. This is really hard.


    It was Deng Chao''s turn. He was a little nervous. He took a deep breath and turned the turntable... Two liang dried kelp.


    "What ghost? Just one?"


    "One piece is two Liang."


    "True or false?"


    "Really."


    So Deng Chao took a piece of kelp and Luhani took two kilograms of beef and went to the primitive home. When they arrived, Li Tiezhu was carrying a jumping hare in his hand, and his animal trap was finally powerful.


    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


    Chen Chichi wantonly mocked Deng Chao: "two liang dried kelp, ha ha... So, this man is ugly and bad luck."


    Li Tiezhu: "two liang dried kelp, with blister hair, it''s about two kilograms. It''s a big dish!"


    Chen Chichi: "... So much?"


    Deng Chao was happy and began to dance: "Invincible is so, so lonely..."


    At this time, a barefoot villager of about 50 ran over with a happy face.


    "Young master, young master..."


    Li Tiezhu tied up the rabbit''s legs and said, "clang? Lao Jiu."


    The villager smiled and said, "my old man left. Our brothers discussed it and invited you to have a banquet. Tai Gong enjoys happiness in Shudu. There is no one to hold a banquet in the village. It''s all up to you!"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "I asked the director to see if it is allowed."


    The villagers began to smoke Li Tiezhu, Deng Chao and others: "it must be allowed! It will start tomorrow for two days."


    With that, Lao Jiu ran away. He had to inform more people.


    Chen Chichi asked, "what''s the situation?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "Lao Jiu''s father died. Please let me have a banquet."


    Chen Chichi: "his father died. Why... So happy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "happy funeral! Grandpa, no, my old nephew should be more than 90 this year. Of course, this is a happy funeral."

 Chapter 828

    Chen Chichi: "true or false?"


    Luhani said, "old Kyoto has this tradition. When all the blessings and longevity are taken up, it is joy and funeral."


    Chen Chichi: "do you still know this?"


    Luhani: "everyone in Kyoto knows it, and it is recorded in the Qing barnyard bills." people have funerals and mourning, so there is no time for mourning. What''s more, the so-called happy mourners regard the well-being and longevity of the dead as gratifying. "The old Beijingers say that" happy mourning "means" the return of all blessings and longevity ", that is, all blessings, all longevity and all death are indispensable."


    Chen Chichi was silly: "silly roe deer... Do you suddenly have some system in your head? Why do you know so much knowledge?"


    Deng Chao also doubted: "you specify to open and hang up, such as the golden finger of ''superstars start from encyclopedia''."


    Luhani said, "egg! It''s your own ignorance."


    Chen Chichi: "


    Deng Chao: "ha ha ha! I didn''t expect... We Tianba Dongba TUA will one day be told by silly roe deer that we are ignorant and incompetent!"


    Chen Chichi: "the deer has been much better since he was infected with mental illness by Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu ignored them and ran to communicate with Wang Party A. It was very smooth.


    Wang Party A is willing to show the rural folk culture in the program and agrees to let Li Tiezhu and them hold the banquet, but they can''t charge money. After completion, they can get 24 points.


    Money doesn''t matter. What matters is that the guests of the primitive family have a place to eat in the next two days and don''t spend points!


    There are many ways to handle seats. Some are directly contracted to the chef. The host family is only responsible for paying for how much a table is. Some owners buy vegetables and rice. The chef is only responsible for cooking, and the hand is processing money.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu has no time to buy.


    He wrote a list of ingredients to buy, and asked Lao Jiu to send them to them to do it by themselves.


    In the morning, Li Tiezhu took everyone to cut down a lot of pine and bamboo and came back to burn charcoal. He collected the charcoal and prepared it for pottery.


    I still ate yesterday''s leftovers at noon. I packed them in bamboo baskets last night and put them in quanshuidangli town. They won''t break.


    In the afternoon, everyone dug clay to make pottery. Everyone was dirty. Even Oh Huo was covered with mud.


    Zhao Liya, with red mud on the tip of her nose, asked, "can we make something so ugly?"


    Chen Chichi: "there''s no bowl at home. You''re still ugly? Just use it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "that is, you first make basic things such as bowls, plates and teapots. I''ll make some larger jars to hold things."


    Everyone began to fly and play with the mud. They were very happy.


    The onlookers laughed at their craft one after another. In their simple view, these people are waste with hands and feet. Li Tiezhu is half waste because his craft is too rusty.


    Zhao Liya first made a dog trough, which was very thoughtful. It was divided into three pieces, with rice, vegetables and soup on the other side.


    Nie Yao made a plate, Luhani made a pottery cup, Deng Chao made a bowl, and Chen Chichi made... Himself.


    Chen chiequatoria: "do you think I pinch myself? After I burn it, I take it back to Xianlin head office and stare at the employees every day. This is called... If I come in person."


    Li Tiezhu: "well, it can ward off evil spirits."


    Chen Chichi angrily said, "what is it to ward off evil spirits? Don''t I do it like that?"


    Luhani: "the more you look, the more you ward off evil. It''s not like you can''t ward off evil!"


    Nie Yao: "can Chichi make one more?"


    Chen Chichi: "what are you doing?"


    Nie Yao: "I''ll take it back to ward off evil spirits."


    Deng Chao said, "I don''t have such trouble. I have a group photo with Chichi at home."


    We made a lot of strange shapes and moved to the eaves of the bamboo shed to dry in the shade.


    At three o''clock in the afternoon, they washed their hands, put on clean clothes, and went to Lao Jiu''s house to discuss the event of the banquet. Of course, only Li Tiezhu would meet, and others would go to eat and drink with him.


    Lao Jiu''s father has died for more than two days. After today, he will be dead for three days. On the fourth day, he began to hold a big banquet to entertain his relatives and friends.


    In the bay to the east of the ridge, deep in the bamboo forest, is the home of the old nine brothers.


    Still far away, Li Tiezhu and his family heard the music from the old nine family: "it''s nice to see you smile. Like flowers in spring, you blow away all your troubles and worries..."


    Chen Chichi and Deng Chao looked at each other and doubted life.


    Is the family so happy?


    What''s more, the yard of several brothers in the bamboo forest is full of mahjong tables. Nearby villagers and relatives who came to hear the news chewed pumpkin seeds, drank jasmine tea and rubbed mahjong. Children ran around in groups, laughing and laughing.


    In fact, since the day before yesterday, the villagers nearby have come to Laojiu''s house for dinner. The number is not too large, but the owner''s family has to take care of the meal, but the cook is not a serious chef. The taste is more general, and the dishes will be less.


    This is a routine. Generally, seven or eight women are invited to help. When the chef comes, they will do chores for the chef. Usually, the chef will bring some more professional chefs.


    However, Li Tiezhu obviously didn''t. He only had a group of pig teammates.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu and others coming, the villagers happily greeted and took photos, and brought them pumpkin seeds. The children were excited to circle around the cameraman to grab the camera.


    Deng Chao knocked and fried pumpkin seeds: "it''s the first time I''ve seen such a funeral."


    He didn''t mean to say it. It''s a little like jumping on the grave.


    Chen Chichi: "this music single has a little circulation! Can''t you change a song?"


    Nie Yao: "yes, whose broken song!"


    Zhao Liya: "ours."


    This is the DJ version of Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya''s chorus, which is the most popular.


    Barrage:


    "I miss this scene!"


    "From southern Sichuan, that''s how we celebrate weddings and funerals."


    "Lying in the gutter, actually put" you smile so good "


    "Aren''t you afraid of the old man uncovering the coffin?"


    "That''s the custom. I used to hire a troupe."


    "Yes, there will be a video at night."


    "Pirated discs rented for 5 yuan on the street are put very late every night. Children love to watch them!"


    Lao Jiu''s yard is killing pigs. Two big fat pigs have been killed. One is shaving, and the other is caught by several strong men and is about to be killed on the slate. When everyone sees Li Tiezhu coming, they greet him with a smile.


    Many adults and children gathered around the yard to watch the killing of pigs. No matter who killed pigs, there was no shortage of audience.


    Their local dog began to bark.


    Lao Jiu kicked the dog away and said, "Ma Wu, give me the knife and kill the pig for me. Your dog can''t bleed clean."


    Ma Wu quickly handed the knife to Li Tiezhu: "uncle, come."


    Li Tiezhu was also impolite. Carrying a slender pig killing knife, he came to the pig killing platform, wiped twice on the pig''s neck, found the right position and exerted himself... The white knife went in and the red knife went out.


    With the pig''s cry, blood gushed from the hole in Li Tiezhu''s hand.


    Lao Jiu quickly put the wooden basin under to receive blood.


    Zhao Liya, who had just entered the courtyard, screamed with fear, covered her face and ran out, afraid to look.


    Luhani also lost his management ability: "Oh! Is it so rude?"


    The other three artists are not afraid, but are very interested.


    The pig is still struggling and screaming.


    Li Tiezhu held down the pig''s head with one hand and the pig killing knife with the other hand. He said to Ma Wu, "the position should be found out. A knife should pierce the heart, otherwise the pig will die slowly and the blood will not be released clean. Do you know?"


    Ma Wu nodded: "know, just can''t find the position..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll teach you a move. Prepare a long iron sign. If you don''t stab your heart, sign and continue to stab."


    Ma Wu: "I want it."


    Li Tiezhu: "raise the pig''s hind legs."


    After two struggles, the pig belched and farted, and the blood was quickly released.


    Li Tiezhu pulls out a pig killing knife and returns it to Ma Wu. Lao Jiu''s mother brings him a basin of water to wash his hands. The dog who barked at Li Tiezhu sobbed and ran away with his tail.


    Barrage:


    "I''ll go. This knife frightened me."


    "The program team has borrowed a place to shoot. What''s to be afraid of?"


    "Serious brother, pig killing technology is really good!"


    "It''s much better than killing pigs last season. Which bamboo stick poked last season is called cruel..."


    "I''ve loved watching pigs since I was a child."


    "Hahaha, did the dog pee?"


    "Oh, I dare not enter the yard."


    "Seek Zhao Liya''s psychological shadow area!"


    "Kill a pig, kill a pig. What''s special about on-site teaching?"


    "Pig: are you polite?"


    Li Tiezhu washed his hands. Lao Jiu was smoking on the ground. They sat down at a table in the yard and began to discuss how to handle the table.


    Their brothers pushed the young and energetic Lao Jiu to take charge. Lao Jiu said:


    "There are not many old people who live to more than 90, and we don''t know what to do. It must be jiudou bowl, but I heard it''s different from ordinary jiudou bowl. Young master, do you know what the constitution is?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I know. The old rule of Baixi jiudou bowl is that the number of dishes should be in pairs, and the number of tables you set should also be in pairs. As for the difference between which dishes are served first and which ones are served later, Baixi serves white cakes and cold dishes in advance, filial son opens the banquet ceremony, and then moves chopsticks and steams the first bowl. At this time, it starts to serve."


    Jiudou bowl does not mean that there are only nine dishes, but those nine must be.


    Lao Jiu had bought all the dishes on Li Tiezhu''s list and asked, "what about the dishes? Are there enough now?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "No matter how good the food is, it depends on the host''s ability. Do you have the top nine bowls with the whole qualification? The first bowl of fried fish maw with fish liver, the second bowl of stewed Fritillaria with chicken, the third bowl of stewed tofu with lard, the fourth bowl of boiled carp bird''s nest, the fifth bowl of gold hook with vinegar, the sixth bowl of money hanging gourd, the seventh bowl of mound with pieces, the eighth bowl of fat meat raking, the ninth bowl of clear soup gargling your mouth, full of wine and food, crispy and comfortable Get the board! "


    Lao Jiu was silly: "forget it... We brothers can only afford tofu, fat pier, fat meat and clear soup..."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s a hammer step? I''ll fix it for you when I see it. You can find some etiquette things and ask more old people. I know the etiquette and rules of cooking, but I don''t understand the rest."


    Lao Jiu: "I know, I know..."


    Several artists, except Zhao Liya, are listening. They are confused and don''t understand at all.


    Even Luhani, a Kyoto native who "knows the rules", is ignorant. Many locals don''t understand the rules of the nine bowls in southern Sichuan. Only cooks and the elderly are clear.

 Chapter 829

    In the old days, when white wedding events were held, many tramps and beggars often came to eat. The host family could not drive them away. They should specially arrange tables and chairs with the same dishes to entertain them. There was no shortage of tobacco and wine, and there was enough food.


    The previous concept that tramps and beggars can come to eat is the embodiment of the kindness and virtue of the host''s family.


    Another saying is that beggars come to the door for weddings and funerals, which means good luck lasts forever.


    Therefore, even when Li Tiezhu was young, when his old man Li Fugui held a banquet, he often had to prepare more backup dishes to deal with this "unexpected need".


    Once the beggars come and the cook can''t bring out the dishes, it is to hit the owner''s face.


    Fortunately, there are no beggars and beggars in China now, which also saves this link.


    After Li Tiezhu discussed with Lao Jiu about some things to do, the time came to 4:30.


    Li Tiezhu went in with Lao Jiu to mourn, but several other artists dared not go, because they knew that Li Tiezhu didn''t cover the coffin when they went to mourn.


    In the mourning hall, incense wax is burning vigorously. Taoists and monks chant scriptures. There are fruits and peanuts on the offering table in front of the coffin, and a bowl of meat rice. Two chopsticks are inserted vertically in the bowl. Next to them, there are family members in the mourning hall, dressed in hemp and filial piety, lying on grass and guarding the spirit.


    The so-called lying grass is sleeping straw mat, which symbolizes the last filial piety. Because it is a happy funeral, all family members must not cry, at least not in the mourning hall.


    Li Tiezhu burned some paper money in the basin and went to the coffin to see the old man.


    At this time, the old man had already shaved his head and put on his shroud. His expression was very peaceful, and his kicked white beard grew out.


    Lao Jiu followed him aside and said proudly, "if you go to sleep, you won''t have any pain."


    This is indeed a matter of pride in the countryside. It is not easy to support my father until he dies in his nineties without disease and disaster. It can be called "Shouxi".


    Li Tiezhu looked at the "old nephew", but he didn''t remember dealing with him, because Li Tiezhu was very old when he was very young.


    "People go to keep incense, people go to keep incense... This longevity material is OK!"


    Old nine said proudly, "the third coffin! I made him a coffin more than 20 years ago. Two of them have been rotten. This one is made of cypress. It''s the best. Mine is also cypress!"


    It is normal for the elderly in rural areas to make their own coffins in advance. In those days, Li Tiezhu''s grandfather made his own coffins.


    From a certain point of view, Li Tiezhu is a very old-fashioned person who learned from his father, which is one of the reasons why he can''t integrate into modern society and entertainment circle.


    He said to the old man in the coffin, "don''t worry! Lao Jiu and his brothers are doing well. My old man is in poor health, so I''ll help you with the banquet. It must be done properly."


    Old nine: "thank you, young master!"


    A banquet is not a business, but a friendship.


    Lao Jiu used to call Li Tiezhu''s old man Li Fugui, but Li Fugui couldn''t do it anymore. He recommended his son. Anyway, he was in the village. Lao Jiu was also worried about disturbing Li Tiezhu. After all, he was already a big star, but he didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to promise and refuse to accept money.


    After mourning the dead, Li Tiezhu and Lao Jiu talked and laughed, and they didn''t want to be sad in the optimistic and open-minded south of Sichuan.


    Barrage:


    "My God? Just go in and have a look?"


    "Aren''t you afraid?"


    "Tie Zhu followed old man Li everywhere when he was young. He should have seen a lot."


    "The program group is good. They didn''t go in and shoot. The cameraman is always outside the mourning hall."


    "Make a coffin before you die?"


    "It''s the same in rural areas! Many old people still check the quality and materials themselves."


    "In the city, Li Tiezhu looks like a fool. When he returns to the countryside, he feels like a versatile person."


    "Is that why he doesn''t fit in?"


    Outside the door, several old women were chatting, lamenting that time passed too fast, and then naturally talked about their future affairs. Some are showing off their coffins, others are talking about their graves repaired in advance.


    Seeing Li Tiezhu coming out, the second water lady came over on crutches, pulled Li Tiezhu to the corner of the yard, looked around stealthily, and then took out three corn sweets from her pocket, which were very inferior.


    Stuffed into Li Tiezhu''s hand, she said, "Zhu WA, did you graduate from high school? I haven''t seen you come back for two years."


    She is a little old and confused. She is most sober only when playing mahjong.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I graduated and am studying in University."


    "Oh! College students, broad to broad to..., are you old man coming back?"


    "Go back, come back tomorrow. I''ll do the banquet. The old man is not in good health."


    "Uh huh. If I die the next day, you will come back and make a banquet for me. WOW? You have good workmanship and taste..."


    "It depends on whether they invite me or not."


    "Hey..."


    The two families have a lot of hatred. No matter how good she is to Li Tiezhu, her children and grandchildren hate Li Tiezhu. Because they had offended Li Tiezhu before because of Li Tiezhu''s mother''s death, they were actually afraid that Li Tiezhu would retaliate against them, but Li Tiezhu never looked at them.


    Li Tiezhu helped Mrs. Shui out of the yard and said, "go sit down and prepare for dinner. I''ll cook. Your favorite crispy sausage must be very crispy. You can bite it."


    The second water woman nodded again and again: "I want it... Except for you, the old man and you, the small intestine fried by others can''t bite..."


    Li Tiezhu put on his apron to cook. Seriously, it''s against the rules.


    In the countryside, the chef who runs the table easily doesn''t cook by himself. Unless he makes the front table, it''s a drop, but... Li Tiezhu brought someone to eat!


    Besides, he is not a chef. When he was a teenager, he was only Li Fugui''s second chef. He was only responsible for cooking and cold dishes. The most essential steamed dishes, that is, the main force of jiudou bowl, were all Li Fugui''s responsibility.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu had no psychological burden and directly recruited his pig teammates.


    "Let''s learn from the kitchen assistants? Tomorrow is a big battle, and we all have to go!"


    Li Tiezhu said to Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya with a dog.


    People are eager to try. It''s said that it''s a very awesome thing to hold a banquet.


    Then, they followed the cooks to learn. Nie Yao, Deng Chao and Luhani learned to pass dishes, Chen Chichi learned to burn fires, and Zhao Liya could cut vegetables. After all, almost all of them could cook food.


    Chen Chichi learned to burn fire in order to be lazy. Unexpectedly, he chose a type of work with the highest difficulty coefficient and was scolded bloody by Li Tiezhu.


    The four stoves are burned at the same time. The one here is cooking, and the medium fire is stable output. This stove needs a large fire for steaming vegetables, and the soup fire needs to be large first and then small. The last pot is cooking, and the whole process is burning with high fire.


    The pork trotters, steamed pork, steamed bacon and sour radish duck soup were cooked with soybeans at the same time, and two kilograms of oil was put in the last pot to prepare for cooking.


    The chefs washed, cut and prepared four fried dishes, which are authentic pig killing dishes, including fried liver and waist, shredded celery, hot crispy sausage and double cooked meat. Finally, there is a sour, hot and bloody dish.


    "Chichige! Fire! The oil is cold!"


    "Coming, coming..."


    "When the blower is used, the fire is too small! This ignition fry a hammer?"


    "Good, good..."


    Chen Chichi was busy sweating. Finally, an aunt helped burn the other three pots. He specialized in cooking woks and kept blowing with an electric blower.


    On one side, Nie Yao, Deng Chaolu and Hani, who are passing the dishes in the "dress rehearsal", are laughing back and forth, making you want to be lazy. It''s time!


    Only when the oil in the pot began to bubble, Li Tiezhu seasoned the pig liver and kidney in the washbasin, and the other pot was green onions, green and red peppers and shredded ginger. When the oil temperature was about to burn up, Li Tiezhu poured the pig liver and kidney into the pot and quickly fried them.


    Boom


    There was a big fire in the pot.


    Chen Chichi, who was burning a fire nearby, was frightened and fell into the woodpile: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu added the side dishes and continued to stir fry: "shut up! Don''t plug the firewood. Stop."


    As soon as he finished speaking, Li Tiezhu picked up a wet towel in his left hand and carried the big iron pot ear. In the other hand, he built his ear with a spoon, picked up the big iron pot with dozens of kilograms of food and took it to the ground next to him.


    Chen Chichi stared: "it''s ready to fry? Is there a minute?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s hot and double crisp. It must be out of the pot in less than half a minute. The dishes are served!"


    Today is not a formal funeral. There is no need to pay attention to the ceremony. Just bring the dishes to each table. There are less than 30 tables in the village for dinner today, which is still very relaxed.


    His own kitchen helper brought Nie Yao and Deng Chao to put the dishes on the plate, and then transported them to each table in several yards on a tray.


    Li Tiezhu took a new pot, continued to put oil, wanted a big fire, and prepared to fry shredded celery.


    Barrage:


    "Chen Chichi is miserable..."


    "I''m serious. I can stop Chen Chichi. Ha ha!"


    "I''m happy to see Chichi get bloody."


    "Iron pillar is really professional!"


    "The best thing to eat for the dam banquet in Xichuan is steamed vegetables."


    "Seriously, the most quintessential dishes of Sichuan cuisine are almost all steamed dishes."


    "Yes, Sichuan food is not only spicy. In fact, non spicy Sichuan food is the soul of Sichuan food."


    "Is this stir fry really cooked?"


    "Pork liver and kidney flower are not delicious after being fried for a long time."


    "This thing is called hot double crisp!"


    "Eat the tenderest hot double crisp and hit the farthest javelin."


    "The hemp rope is so thin..."


    "Sleeping trough, don''t be so disgusting. It looks delicious..."


    "Fried pot dishes are the most skilled."


    "The first chef in Lijia village!"


    "Li Fugui: I''m not dead yet!"


    "It''s really grounded to see stars of Li Tiezhu making big pot dishes!"


    After frying shredded celery, Li Tiezhu continued to let people pass the dishes. He went to check the steamed vegetables. No problem. Serve it. Cooking is almost


    Li Tiezhu roared, "which soaked soybean?"


    A 40-50-year-old aunt said weakly, "uncle, I made it."


    Li Tiezhu: "next time, soak in warm water and don''t rake in cold water."


    "Oh..."


    Continue to stir fry, the hot small intestine is even more excessive. It only takes 20 seconds to get out of the pot. When it is brought to the table, more than 20 table diners praise it one after another.


    "Delicious!"


    "Crisp!"


    "Hey, you still need a little uncle for cooking. He can''t compare with an old man."


    "Yes, but Uncle Fugui''s steamed dishes are better."


    "It''s a blessing to be rich and noble. The baby is fighting for strength..."


    "It''s said that Tiezhu earns 100 million a year."


    "Hum! It''s only 100 million? Your dog says that the dog drives the motorcycle. People''s movies are billions."


    "Leng chicken is fierce!"


    "Hey! Do you think I''m wordy?"


    "It''s a blessing to eat the dishes fried by Tiezhu Taigong!"


    At the old women''s table, the water two women without front teeth put the crispy intestines into their mouth and chewed them with a smile: "uh huh... It''s still crispy intestines fried by Zhu wa... When I die, you all come to dinner, and I call Zhu wa to make a dinner for me! Then you open your stomach and cook me a pair of mahjong, ha ha!"


    (the anti-theft chapter will be released at 1:00 a.m. and can be read normally at 1:30. It will start at the third watch tomorrow. Try to stick to it longer.)

 Chapter 830

    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu and others did not return to the primitive home. They can''t go back tonight.


    They must prepare an all night dinner for tomorrow!


    After finishing the dishes, Li Tiezhu and others also opened a separate table for dinner. However, half of the meal was pulled away by the old people in the same village. They left Li Tiezhu a superior position alone.


    After dinner, those who play cards and those who watch videos are very lively.


    But Li Tiezhu began to fight with Nie Yao, Chen Chichi, Deng Chao, Luhani and Zhao Liya.


    (the anti-theft chapter will be refreshed in half an hour! If you can''t see it, please click on the chapter list in the mobile app, long press in the corresponding chapter and choose to download again, thank you...)

 Chapter 831

    Of course, Li Fugui is not in a hurry to die. He hasn''t lived enough. He has given birth to a new son in the past two years. He feels that the whole person is much younger.


    He was simply afraid that he would be burned by Li Tiezhu in the future. For old school people like him, of course, he wanted to settle down.


    After entering the earth, we should bless our children and grandchildren backstage. Can we bless them when they burn to ashes?


    He didn''t know and didn''t want to try.


    The article transferred by wechat friends said that people are conscious within a few hours after death, and it should be very painful to burn.


    After dinner, Li Fugui took his second and third children around the mountain and asked them to help him find cypress trees. He wanted to buy a coffin and make it himself.


    There are many pines and cypresses in the mountains, but there are not many cypresses that grow well.


    On Li Tiezhu''s side, they have time to eat after everyone has finished eating.


    It''s an extremely hard job to hold a Baba banquet. It''s hard for the chef, and it''s even harder for the Kitchen helpers.


    Because the chef does technical work, but the helpers do all manual work.


    After dinner, I can''t rest. I have to clean up the table, wash dishes, chopsticks, pots and so on. After three o''clock, I have to start preparing the ingredients and dishes for dinner.


    It''s 9:00 p.m. after dinner. It''s not over yet. I have to prepare steamed vegetables for the next day.


    Fortunately, you don''t have to stay up all night today.


    At 11 pm, Li Tiezhu and the artists returned to their hometown "mansion" and had a drink with the three brothers Li Fugui.


    There are three big cypress trees in the yard. Li Tiezhu understood as soon as he entered the house.


    Therefore, when Li Fugui said he wanted to make a coffin, Li Tiezhu didn''t say anything. Li Fugui spoiled Li Tiezhu since childhood. Now, Li Tiezhu is also tolerant to the old man.


    Li Tiezhu ate peanuts and said, "I''ll buy you some more nanmu! Nanmu and cypress together."


    Li Fugui was overjoyed: "then don''t use cypress, pure nanmu. These cypresses make a prescription (coffin) for the second child."


    This man


    After drinking wine, Li Fugui took the stairs and went to the attic to rummage through the boxes and cabinets. Finally, he found the thumb thick rope, green steel and wood lifting rod and wooden pestle.


    Chen Chichi and others are stunned. What is this? Are you going to pick corn?


    Nie Yao thumbed up: "brother Li is professional!"


    Li Fugui tried to lift the pole, but he was still very strong. He said, "that must be thiamine. Otherwise, you think I''m coming back for dry dinner?"


    Li Tiezhu also knew what Li Fugui was going to do, and worried, "your waist..."


    Li Fugui waved his hand: "I''ve raised it in the past two years, or I''ll have an iron egg?"


    Aunt Liu with a baby next to her: "bah!"


    Li Fugui smiled: "Hey, hey... Don''t worry! When I lift the coffin tomorrow, I''ll take the light head. They bear the weight. I''m angry. I''m mainly the leader shouting. Hey! The people in the village are old and dead. The young don''t understand. Lao Jiu can only invite me back."


    When he was young, Li Fugui was one of the best porters in eight villages in ten miles. Like masons, blacksmiths, bricklayers and carpenters, he was a professional in rural areas. Two people carried pigs, four people carried sedans, eight people carried coffins and 16 people carried stones. Li Fugui led 32 builders in the village to carry more than half a ton of keel stones for the major project of repairing the reservoir.


    In such a big mountain, the porter is more powerful than any machine. They climb mountains and mountains like walking on the ground.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help saying, "the more you go back, the fewer craftsmen you carry. Maybe you''ll disappear. Old man, when you hang up, you probably won''t have to carry a craftsman."


    Li Fugui was stunned. This is a big problem.


    Iron pillar will, but I haven''t heard of my son carrying me


    The next day, five o''clock.


    Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao took the cameraman to Laojiu''s house to visit the old man''s funeral.


    The others were not interested and slept at home. After all, they were tired yesterday.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu didn''t want to come, but he was afraid of something wrong with the old man''s waist in the process of lifting, so he had to get up early and follow him.


    When the program was broadcast here, a rare narrator was used:


    "After obtaining the permission of the host''s family, the program team was allowed to shoot the mountain climbing ceremony of the deceased. The funeral in southern Sichuan has its own characteristics, many rules and great attention, and the most distinctive is the coffin lifter and their chants. Li Fugui, Li Tiezhu''s father, is the most famous lifter in the region."


    On the last night of the mourning, the family members did not sleep and gathered together to guard the last day for the elderly.


    At four or five o''clock in the morning, he began to withdraw from the mourning hall. Next, he looked at the remains, which was also the last meeting between the dead and their families in his life.


    You can touch the body, but don''t shed tears on the body. The helper will check whether the body is fixed in the middle of the coffin again. The distance between the nose and toes of the deceased and the coffin plates on both sides is the same. Fix the head and feet of the body firmly with tiles and paper money, and then cover several layers of life quilts. The coffin will be nailed after the family members have seen it.


    After the coffin is covered, master Yin and Yang will be mourning. Mr. Yin and Yang leads his family around the coffin in turn. Each person holds a incense in his hand, turns around and bows, and follows master Yin and yang to chant mournful Songs:


    "I''m sorry for my father, the heavenly sun, I''m sorry for giving birth to me..."


    After the funeral, you have to ask for funeral, which is also called opening the way. Ask the mountain god land for instructions to open the way. This is to prepare for the funeral. Yin and Yang will use a big rooster to do it during the funeral, then light the chicken crown blood before and after the coffin, stick the chicken feathers, and tie the chicken to the coffin.


    Then, eight lifters came up to set up lifting rods, one long, short, vertical and horizontal. Finally, they divided the weight into eight lifters.


    Li Fugui presided over it personally and took eight lifters in place. Each lifter carried a lifting rod on his shoulder and a one meter three wooden pestle in his hand. It was the tool used to support the lifting rod during rest. After all... The coffin can''t fall to the ground.


    At this time, it was just dawn. Master Yin and Yang gave a bowl of water to his family. No one drank. He took a firewood cutting knife and knocked it on the lid of the coffin. Please finish the funeral and go out to the mountain.


    In southern Sichuan, the process of carrying the elderly to the funeral after death is called going up the mountain. The main person to complete this work is the porter.


    Before the serious start, Li Fugui''s face was wrong when he was trying his strength.


    Shit!


    I shouldn''t have spent the whole night with Mrs. ha... My waist hurts!


    This is absolutely impossible to lift.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu was watching the excitement. This baby was raised by Li Fugui. He can lift people up the mountain. At least it is more reliable than several other non professional lifting craftsmen.


    Li Fugui called Li Tiezhu: "I''m suffering from a pain in my back."


    Without saying a word, Tiezhu took over the old man''s pole, and Li Fugui ordered him to say a few more words.


    The porter also shouts the trumpet while lifting. The trumpet can be fast or slow. It changes according to whether the road is flat or steep. This is a kind of trumpet with command significance, which requires the accumulation of experience.


    Aunt Liu, who also mixed in the crowd to watch the excitement, blushed inexplicably.


    The people who helped in the funeral procession took the spirit room and all funeral items to the front. They had to sprinkle paper money and insert a incense on the paper money. This was to buy road money for the land father-in-law and set off firecrackers all the way. After that, Xiaonan and his eldest grandson, dressed in hemp and filial piety, walked in front of the coffin, followed by their families and other funeral personnel.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t lift it, but he was also clear from childhood. He immediately shouted at the top of his voice:


    "The ancients said, Qin Shihuang built the Great Wall. When Lao Zhang carried the craftsman for several yuan, he brought out his disciples to do this."


    The other seven porters shouted together, "Hi, Zuo ~"


    This is the narration of the program:


    "Craftsman lifting, an ancient profession with a history of more than 2000 years, is withdrawing from the stage of history. Li Tiezhu is perhaps the youngest craftsman lifting. The name of craftsman lifting in southern Sichuan has been selected as the world intangible cultural heritage. The rural roads in southern Sichuan are rugged, with many curves, narrow roads and inconvenient traffic, resulting in multi person cooperation and overall force. Using the principle of mechanics, the tools will be used to carry all the workers The weight of lifting objects is evenly divided into each person''s shoulders. It develops from at least two people to many people, up to 128 people. The weight of the objects carried is up to two tons. It combines strong physical labor with folk songs, and calls for unified action and coordinated steps, which produces the work lifting call. "


    Li Tiezhu led the song: "Hi, Zuo!"


    The lifters shouted, "Hi Zuo, hey Zuo... Hi Zuo!!!"


    With strong and neat footsteps, the coffin was lifted, and eight people carried it through the curved bamboo path.


    Lingsong: "just go!"


    The crowd shouted, "just come!"


    Lingsong: "the sky is bright!"


    The crowd shouted: "water on the ground, Taipa!"


    Lingsong: "there is a bag in front!"


    The crowd shouted: "the back foot is raised!"


    Although Li Fugui withdrew temporarily, he still walked in front of the coffin carrying team and was responsible for reminding Li Tiezhu to control the rhythm.


    On the whole, it was quite smooth. It was not how well Li Tiezhu performed, but the road chosen by the host was very good. There was no particularly difficult road except a hillside, so there was no big challenge. You know, some coffin carrying teams have to climb cliffs, cross single wooden bridges and other special roads.


    While shouting the trumpet, the porter rhythmically shook the coffin up and down. The flower rack and rooster on the coffin also nodded. When the coffin walked a distance, it would stop, which is called digging earth.


    Set off firecrackers every time they stop. The mourners have to kneel down until the lifter starts. The coffin can''t fall to the ground from being buried to being buried until it is carried to the grave.


    Barrage:


    "That''s how the rural funeral was carried?"


    "The mountain area is the most difficult. Xichuan is famous for carrying craftsmen."


    "The program team has worked hard..."


    "This number is still a little good! No wonder you can apply for the world heritage."


    "Oh Huo primitive man" has been made into a Chinese folk culture program. Praise it! "


    "It''s said that Li Tiezhu is a music family. Do you believe it now?"


    "Not to mention, few rural people under the age of 40 can sing the work chant now."


    "There are many kinds of work chants, and they sing different things."


    "I just paused and listened to Li Tiezhu''s version of happy birthday to you, huh..."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Look alike!"


    "Li Tiezhu: art comes from life."


    Half an hour later, the funeral procession came to the long repaired grave.


    Lingsong: "just go!"


    The crowd shouted: "don''t shout!"


    Lingsong: "come when you shout!"


    The crowd shouted, "carry it when you come!"


    "Hey, Sasa, hey, Sasa, hey, Sasa, hey, Sasa, hey, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa..."


    The sound of the trumpet goes from high to low until it stops.


    Correspondingly, the coffin was perfectly parked in the tomb.

 Chapter 832

    During the previous lifting, although the road was flat, there were sharp turns in several narrow sections. At the most dangerous time, the coffin has been hung outside the cliff. Some people carrying the coffin step on the edge of the cliff and hang their bodies back on the cliff, all driven by others.


    Hanging gold hook upside down and rhinoceros drinking water are all basic moves.


    Li Tiezhu also came a monkey ride. Although he had not carried the funeral, he had carried the stone, and the operation process was the same.


    The so-called monkey ride means that when crossing a corner, the lifter behind the front row is above the cliff because of the turn. In order to avoid falling, he lifts his feet, puts the whole person on the lifting tool, and is carried by others to turn the corner safely, and then goes down to the ground to continue lifting.


    Everyone went step by step, and no one shouted because of the thrilling scene, which seemed too calm.


    The staff and cameramen were shocked. Can the hairpin bend on the edge of the cliff be turned?


    Nie Yao was even more nervous. While taking a mobile phone to shoot a video, he shouted on the ridge of the paddy field above: "be careful! Li Tiezhu, hold on tight and don''t fall... You, you... Did you buy insurance? The uncle behind was careful. He almost fell down. An old man scared me to death..."


    Record a program. What if the main guest falls to death? What if the lifter falls to death? Another funeral?


    The villagers around him looked at him silently and shouted. They felt that these stars had never seen the world.


    However, when the program was broadcast, it still printed a line:


    Professional action, do not imitate!


    The whole process of carrying the coffin for the funeral was put into the main film of the program. This is also the biggest difference between the second season "Oh Huo primitive man" and the first season. Last season focused on skills, and this season was more humanistic.


    The audience also began to reflect on the barrage:


    "Who is the primitive man?"


    "Maybe we urban people who have lost our traditional culture are more like primitive people..."


    "Is this the cultural heritage of 5000 years?"


    "I didn''t understand when I was a child. I didn''t know the power of inheritance until I grew up."


    "Isn''t it cool to carry the funeral team?"


    "Can you walk this cliff?"


    "Mom, I almost thought Li Tiezhu fell and died."


    "Hang horizontally on the lifting bar?"


    "The man in the back is hanging in the air, and his feet are still stepping on the edge of the cliff."


    "Carrying a craftsman is really a technical job. It''s too dangerous."


    "Don''t you see that it says don''t imitate professional actions?"


    "The key is that Li Tiezhu, the porters and the people in the funeral procession are all used to it?"


    "Only my brother Yao yells and yells. His face is white with fear. Ha ha..."


    "Brother Yao said," iron pillar, who can I open a hot spot for when you''re dead? "


    "Li Tiezhu: No, I bought insurance."


    Later, in an interview with the program group, he said:


    "What? Are you afraid? What are you afraid of? You can''t fall down again. Moreover, even if you fall down, you can''t die. The cliff is not high. There are trees and grass on it. When we were young, we often climbed up and down on the cliff. Moreover, there are two or three people in the funeral procession, so we can continue to operate without getting in the way. It''s said that the road is easy to go this time. This hairpin bend is only one It just looks breathtaking. There is also a hairpin bend that turns out of the cliff while climbing the slope. Two or three lifters in the back can also lift it outside the cliff. "


    The coffin was put into the tomb. The filial sons took out coins and threw them into the tomb. The helpers began to fill the grave mountain with hoes and shovels.


    During the funeral, the host family can''t work.


    All things are done by the people selected by the neighbors in the village. For example, Ma Wu was the one who killed the pig before. The neighbors help buy vegetables, borrow tables, chairs and benches, clean up and decorate the mourning hall, etc.


    This is a tradition. The villagers will spontaneously organize people to help whoever has a funeral, without any reward or salary.


    Even if you have a feud on weekdays, you can help. It doesn''t affect the two families to continue to fight in the future, and you can''t say that I helped you work when you fight.


    Filial sons burn spiritual houses and paper money in the open space.


    Lingfang is a three storey villa. In addition, it also burns paper gadgets such as refrigerator, washing machine, TV and mahjong machine, and even a BMW sports car.


    The old man can drive fast when he has nothing to do. Anyway, there is no speed limit in the underground.


    At this time, the filial sons took down the filial piety cloth from their heads, tied it into a ball, threw it back and forth on the fire, circled it clockwise three times around the fire, and then began to burn the mountain.


    The so-called suishan is the land deed of yin and Yang. Nine incense sticks, three pairs of wax and three kilograms of paper money are burned together. The Yin and Yang master chants words, sprinkles two handfuls of rice after finishing the Dharma and closes the mountain gate.


    As soon as the mountain gate is closed and the funeral is completed, the host family asks the guests to go back to play cards, drink tea and eat.


    It''s still early. It''s only nine o''clock.


    Zhao Liya and Deng Chao have arrived at Lao Jiu''s house to wash and cut vegetables and prepare lunch ingredients with the villagers. These two days, the three of them have been sleeping in the tree house. It is impossible to stay in bed. They wake up every morning with donkey dung and donkey urine.


    Who knows why they are so persistent to the tree house. On the first day, Chen Chichi coaxed them away by killing thousands of enemies and losing 800. On the second day, why didn''t the three of them give up?


    The program team found Li Tiezhu and said, "the guests of the fourth episode have arrived. Will you pick them up?"


    It''s closer to the village committee, so I don''t bother others.


    Li Tiezhu nodded, "OK! Who''s here? Can you do work?"


    The staff said, "we... Are not sure if he will work, but he is likely to be willing to help."


    Li Tiezhu: "shit! It won''t be Li eggs? If he does, I''d rather not have guests."


    Staff: "don''t worry, we won''t invite fools."


    Nie Yao: "thank the program team for affirming my IQ, ha ha..."


    Of course, this paragraph has been deleted.


    Li Tiezhu returned the tools to the old man and took Nie Yao to pick up the new guests.


    "I hope it''s a male guest who can do good work."


    "Iron pillar, you have a problem. Who among the three works better than Zhao Liya?"


    "Er... Also ha."


    Although Zhao Liya was spoiled and grew up, she was not afraid of hardship and fatigue. Although she was unfamiliar with her work, she was and diligent. This is also the reason why her black people shut up after the program was broadcast.


    When he came to the village committee, Li Tiezhu saw a bearded man with long hair, wearing flip flops and holding a water gun everywhere.


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu immediately covered his forehead.


    Nie Yao: "what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu: "here comes an unreliable one!"


    "Who?"


    "I''m brother Li, Leonardo."


    "Er..."


    Nie Yao also saw the coquettish figure. I can''t believe it. An artist of xiaolizi''s grade came to record a program in the mountains of China? Think about it carefully. It''s also reasonable. Last year, several foreign stars came, because the ratings of this program abroad are higher than those at home. This year, it was broadcast simultaneously in beimi and Europe.


    Moreover, little plum seems to have a good relationship with Li Tiezhu. It''s normal for him to come.


    "Hi! Li ~"


    Leonardo saw Li Tiezhu and greeted him happily.


    Although it has been in the middle of October, the weather in southern Sichuan is still very warm. After all, it is not far from southern Yunnan, which has four seasons like spring.


    Li Tiezhu frowned: "you''re here? How much is the announcement fee? If it''s too expensive, go back now."


    Leonardo: what are you talking about


    He can''t understand complicated Chinese. Simple Chinese is OK.


    So Li Tiezhu and Leonardo looked at Nie Yao and asked for an interpreter.


    The sweat on Nie Yao''s forehead came out: "hey... Hey, Kant tore Ke Yinglishi..."


    Li Tiezhu frowned deeper. Did he want to force me to speak English? He also passed CET-4 in college. If he wants to talk about daily communication, he must be able to do it, but... How else?


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha... Little plum is Sao!"


    "Li Tiezhu''s brother is coming?"


    "This face is too big. Leonardo is here?"


    "It''s normal. After all, this program is more popular abroad than at home. It''s estimated that the traditional funeral in southern Sichuan these two days has made foreigners yell again."


    "Serious brother and water gun brother have a good relationship. It is said that they also play mahjong together when they hold a concert in the United States."


    "Brother Yao is scared to death. I can''t speak English!"


    "Since I met the iron pillar, brother Yao has changed from cold to cute."


    "Li Tiezhu is poisonous. It''s normal."


    At this time, the black baby whispered a few words of English to Leonardo. He is still Li Tiezhu''s bodyguard. Today, he accompanied the staff to send Leonardo.


    After a while, the black child said to Li Tiezhu, "the foreign devil said he came to walk around. The company didn''t sign a contract with him. He heard that you were recording Oh Huo primitive man again. He asked the company to come, which is equivalent to... White whoring."


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed at the speech. When he went up, he held little plum''s hand and handed over his gun, saying:


    "Brother whoring, no, brother Li! You''re my brother! Well, it''s my hometown Lijia village. Your name is Li. This is also your home. You''ll be home when you get home. Don''t be polite. You have to rush to do any heavy work!"


    Nie Yao looked at the black baby in surprise. At ordinary times, the black baby didn''t talk much. Everyone thought he didn''t understand Chinese and didn''t take the initiative to talk to him. As a result, the opening of the goods turned out to be a fluent Xichuan dialect.


    After the translation between Hei wa''er and Xiao Li, he glanced at Nie Yao: "what are you looking at? Haven''t you seen a handsome guy? God poke!"


    Nie Yao smiled and asked Li Tiezhu, "is this crooked nut your bodyguard? Not a translator?"


    Black wah''er: "you are the crooked nut, I am Chinese! Black skinned Chinese."


    Nie Yao: "then you are American."


    Heiwa''er: "I am Chinese spiritually. If there is a war call, I will return!"


    Nie Yao was shocked by thunder, Jiao Li Nen: "...."


    What the hell? Aren''t you retired from the MI army? Back where? Who?


    Barrage:


    "Watfalk?"


    "What evil is this black man?"


    "Xichuan speaks so fluently? Is it... The Chinese who are tanned by the sun?"


    "Laugh to death, black people say that little plum is a foreign devil..."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Haven''t you seen a handsome man wordy?"


    "If there is a war call, you must return???"


    "I seriously doubt that the black bodyguard was worn by the Chinese soul!"


    "The people around Li Tiezhu are really unspeakable."

 Chapter 833

    Through the translation of heiwaer, Li Tiezhu was able to communicate with Xiao Li smoothly, and he also found out the reason why Xiao Li came here. He came to understand Li Tiezhu''s "poverty alleviation road" and "clean energy rural plan".


    In fact, Leonardo made a mistake. He just told some news by hearsay. He thought that Li Tiezhu had just taken over the Hong fund.


    This product is a charity boss, most concerned about global climate and environmental protection.


    He even bought an island and built a sustainable resort with renewable energy, so that more people can experience environmental life. He has a good impression of China, largely because the Chinese authorities are seriously promoting environmental protection policies.


    Leonardo is known as the film king of charity and the sharpshooter of the performing arts.


    Li Tiezhu explained:


    "This is our country''s poverty alleviation plan, which has nothing to do with me. I''m just a bystander. In addition, clean energy is also a national strategy, and controlling Township pollution is our national policy. However, in these poor mountainous areas, we have no other energy available except coal. Even many poor people still burn firewood. Primitive people''s homes also burn firewood!"


    Soon, Leonardo''s words were translated by black baby.


    "I can understand. After all, your country has too many people, and many are still in poverty. However, I think you have plenty of sun here. In fact, you can use solar energy..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "the state has repaired their houses and sent them furniture and household appliances. There is no money to install solar water heaters for the villagers. You know, there are hundreds of millions of people waiting to get rid of poverty."


    Leonardo said, "I have money. I can install it for them. Your hometown is beautiful and should not be polluted and damaged."


    Li Tiezhu turned and shouted to the village committee office, "village head! Big customers..."


    Soon, the village head took Leonardo''s hand and thanked him.


    Nie Yao was stunned. Did he succeed?


    He knew that Li Tiezhu was going to pay for the villagers to install water heaters. Unexpectedly, he suddenly changed his strategy


    Barrage:


    "I wipe it! I''m serious. I''m really not human..."


    "I was lame as soon as I met."


    "There is no announcement fee for brother shuigun to come to the program, and he takes hundreds of thousands together?"


    "Little plum is an old philanthropist. It''s only a drop in the bucket."


    "Anyway, on behalf of China, thank brother shuigun!"


    "His three views are very positive! Our country is indeed the only serious poverty alleviation and environmental protection."


    Unlike at home, foreign fans are arguing when watching the program:


    "Poverty alleviation is a great plan, but it is difficult to succeed."


    "I admire the courage and morality of the Chinese government, but this kind of thing can''t succeed. It''s too poor here. Building a few houses can''t solve the problem at all."


    "China''s habitual face project can not eliminate poverty at all."


    "Skeptics often only see the appearance. The official named Zheng in the previous program said that the real core of poverty alleviation is education, building houses and sending home appliances, which are actually unimportant."


    "China has even banned cram schools, which has weakened the advantages of urban children in disguise. This is also a fair opportunity for poor children, unlike us..."


    "I have no doubt that China will successfully complete this project because I see a data that nearly 2000 people have died in the cause of poverty alleviation. This will never happen in the West. The cause that people are willing to give their lives must not be a false face project!"


    "This is a nation that always creates miracles. If my country also implements such a plan, I will be very proud. Unfortunately, they are fighting, abusing and spitting in Parliament."


    "Remember the picture of Ian Pella carrying their coffin just now? Their strong organizational ability and superb wisdom can always complete those impossible things."


    Li Tiezhu took Leonardo to Lao Jiu''s house. After all, he had to cook.


    Little plum is very modest. Installing a water heater is a piece of cake for him: "It''s my honor, Li! Your country is really great. It''s cool that you are doing a huge and sacred thing that has never been done in human history to lift hundreds of millions of people out of poverty. While doing all this, you are also promoting environmental protection and clean energy projects. No country can do these things at the same time, except China. In addition, China The water gun made in China is also the most beautiful, especially the lovely pink water gun... "


    Li Tiezhu said, "are all water guns plastic? You see, it''s not environmentally friendly! I''ll teach you how to make bamboo water guns when you''re free. They''re pure green and pollution-free."


    Little plum was suddenly awed: "yes! Plastic water gun... It''s not environmentally friendly..."


    Nie Yao almost didn''t laugh. What a ghost brain circuit? These two people actually talked very warmly. Sure enough, they are not serious people.


    Little plum is very interested in everything in the mountain village. In his eyes, it is not poverty, but pure nature.


    "It really deserves to be China!"


    "Is this the Tao? Man and nature are so harmonious..."


    "Dig me! This buffalo is so beautiful. Its eyelashes are so long. I like its big eyes."


    "I know cow dung is a kind of medicinal material in China. It is recorded in compendium of Materia Medica that cow dung can clear away heat and detoxify after being burned to ashes. Hey! I''ve drunk it!"


    "I like Chinese medicine, especially acupuncture. Oh, by the way, I also like cupping."


    "You know what? In the age of underdeveloped science and technology, Western doctors only can bloodletting therapy. In contrast, traditional Chinese medicine is God."


    "Look, they are all squatting in the field! It''s true. You easterners can squat in Asia."


    "Ian perra, are you sure you''re cooking at a funeral? Not a wedding or birthday?"


    "Why aren''t they sad at all? It''s incredible..."


    Leonardo made a fuss all the way, and similarly, the villagers were surprised at his arrival.


    How they gathered around the black baby a few days ago, how they gathered around Leonardo today, followed not far or near, pointed and whispered. Once Leonardo went to say hello, they flew away.


    "Li, why are they afraid of me?"


    "Because you are ugly."


    "Maybe, of course, we are not as soft and exquisite as the Chinese people."


    "And body smell."


    "Hey! These old people play mahjong at the funeral? No... I''m going to ask them for advice."


    Yes, as soon as I arrived at Laojiu''s house, the goods were attracted by mahjong, went to the table to see the excitement, and grabbed pumpkin seeds to knock.


    After hearing that he was an American, Mrs. Shui and some old women decided to unite to overthrow the American imperialism, so... They invited Leonardo to the table and the old women wanted to fight the devil!


    However, as soon as he sat down, the little plum was picked up by Li Tiezhu.


    "Why?"


    "You can''t play mahjong. You have to work. You see, Chinese artists are preparing lunch."


    Brother shuigun can only reluctantly leave the mahjong table, go to greet Zhao Liya, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani, and then tie the apron Li Tiezhu threw him... To help wash the dishes.


    "Hey, man, what''s this dish? It looks like wild grass."


    Leonardo was confused about the dishes he was washing, so he habitually asked questions to the black guys on the side. In his eyes, this guy was a Chinese expert.


    Black baby was forced to enter the mirror again and despised: "Le is called Tiaojian, fried in soy, Bashi board!"


    After that, he found that the other party didn''t understand Xichuan dialect, so he impatiently translated it into English: "this is the tenderest part at the tip of sweet potato vines. Xichuan people use it to make fried vegetables. It tastes very Dili shers!"


    Leonardo: can you eat sweet potato leaves


    Heiwa''er: "I haven''t seen the world. This is a very, very delicious vegetable, second only to the tip of peas!"


    "Pea tip? Isn''t it the tip of pea seedling?"


    "Of course! It tastes delicious. You see, the male artist who looks like a woman is washing pea tips. You can taste them yourself at that time. In addition, we Xichuan people also eat pumpkin tips, blood skin vegetables, lettuce tips and rape tips..."


    Luhani, who washed the tip of peas, stared at the black child. You look like a woman!


    Barrage:


    "Did Leonardo drink cow dung water?"


    "Is cupping OK?"


    "Still want to play mahjong? Doesn''t little plum know how cruel Li Tiezhu is?"


    "Hahaha... I went to wash the dishes. I''m laughing to death."


    "Any superstar has no card face in front of Li Tiezhu, ha ha!"


    "The sweet potato tip is really delicious!"


    "The black man knows too much to let him go back!"


    "They are Chinese. If there is a war call, they will return."


    "This bodyguard is really not talented. I suggest you make a debut!"


    "Send the black man a bandit number! How about whoring?"


    "Good!"


    "Whoring brother cow force!"


    "Whoring brother: a male artist like a woman?"


    "Luhani: I''m a pure man! Hum ~"


    "The tip of a pea is the best taste in the world."


    "Little plum... Can''t squat in Asia, fell, ha ha ha..."


    Black waer picked him up, handed him a wooden stool, and, contemptuously, squatted next to him... Asia, helping to wash vegetables.


    He didn''t want to appear on the camera, but Li Tiezhu asked him to follow Xiao Li as an interpreter. He could only take the job reluctantly.


    Leonardo was surprised: "why do you squat in Asia? You''re black!"


    Black baby: "I''m Chinese. Is it strange that I can squat in Asia?"


    What he didn''t say is that in order to practice Asian squatting, he signed up for a yoga class for half a year with several big guys taught by Ian Pera. The training... Was very hard.


    After that, Li Tiezhu began to cook, first steamed vegetables, then cooked vegetables, and began to cook rice in another big pot.


    When the rice is half cooked, take it out and put it into the Shau Kei. The rice soup leaks into the big basin under the Shau Kei. The rice is put into a wooden steamer (Z ¨¨ ng) and steamed.


    Little plum has eaten a lot of Chinese food, but today I watched Li Tiezhu cook at the scene, smelled all kinds of magical fragrance, and couldn''t help drooling.


    Because he couldn''t serve, Li Tiezhu arranged for Xiao Li to mix cold dishes.


    Little plum panicked, this, this


    The reason why Li Tiezhu dares to arrange such an important task for Leonardo is mainly because he can be a chef when the black baby is here.


    Sure enough, when the water gun prince was caught blind, the black child came to use the Xichuan dialect to make complaints about it: "pepper and chicken can''t mix, and hammer..."

 Chapter 834

    Spicy chicken with pepper is a spicy and delicious cold dish.


    Wearing disposable plastic gloves, the black baby directly picked up a chicken from the ice bucket, put it on the chopping board and began to chop it: "look, Leo, I''ll only show it once. The rest of the chicken is your work."


    Leonardo: are these frozen raw chicken


    "Of course not! These chickens are steamed and soaked in ice water for ten minutes. The meat will be more tender and elastic. Chop them into small pieces the size of big fingers. It''s too big to taste and too small to clip."


    "Oh! I think I can do..."


    "The next step is to prepare the sauce. Like this, add millet spicy, white granulated sugar, green pepper, shredded ginger, chopped green onion, minced garlic, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, fuel consumption, chili oil and monosodium glutamate in turn, and add an appropriate amount of cooked chicken soup and mix well. Have you learned to waste?"


    "Ah, this..."


    Black wah''er tasted a piece with his chopsticks and shook his head slightly: "Le vinegar is not authentic Baoning bran vinegar. It almost means that you still need qualified bran vinegar to make Sichuan food."


    Leonardo also took a bite: "Oh! With a thorn, deli shers, Bart, with a thorn, Thoth."


    "The cold dish is a hammer. It''s not hot, it''s spicy! Poor ingrich..."


    "Spicy?"


    "Yes, can you do it? Do it yourself."


    "I forgot the amount of seasoning..."


    "Can''t it be so simple?"


    "There are too many spices, and what''s the amount they add?"


    "Right amount."


    "Er... I probably know the salt. How much is appropriate for this chili oil and green pepper?"


    "They all said the right amount."


    "Sugar?"


    "Right amount!"


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    Leonardo was a little broken.


    "Please, I''d better adjust all the sauces for you. Just chop the chicken and add it directly."


    Black wah''er shook his head. The crooked nuts were stupid. He had to retreat and take the second place. He took a huge washbasin, began to add various large doses of seasonings and adjusted most of the sauces.


    There are 60 tables in Baba banquet. One chicken can make six pepper chicken, so this time there are 11 chickens to be chopped and mixed, one more for emergency.


    So Leonardo began to chop the chicken. Then, according to the order of black baby, each chicken had two handfuls of shredded ginger and six tablespoons of sauce. Mix well and place it. Soak the sauce for a period of time before serving it, which was more delicious.


    The black child had stepped back to one side and looked at Leonardo''s knife worker frowning. He also took time to cut shredded ginger on the cutting board on the other side. It was not enough.


    Leonardo: aren''t you a bodyguard? Why do you cook Chinese food


    Black waher buried himself in cutting shredded ginger with first-class knife: "bodyguards who can''t cook are not good bodyguards. Our company should not only ensure the safety of customers, but also conduct strict KPI inspection. One of them is... We can''t let customers lose weight during the period of protection."


    Leonardo looked down at his big belly: "is there something wrong with my bodyguard?"


    Barrage:


    "These two are so fun!"


    "Are you sure it''s a bodyguard, not a foreign artist?"


    "I seriously doubt that this is the egg artist invited by Li Tiezhu..."


    "It''s really a bodyguard. My whoring brother has been following Li Tiezhu since the Spring Festival. I saw him when someone picked up the plane."


    "I have tiktok brother''s vibrato number, called" black child. "


    "I searched it. It''s true. I sent two vacation videos."


    "Whoring brother, this cooking is OK!"


    "God is special, ha ha..."


    "As we all know, the highest level of Sichuan cuisine is based on feeling."


    "I don''t know if brother whoring is Chinese, but he must be from Xichuan. He even knows bran vinegar."


    "I''ll go. The knife worker of whoring brother is very sneaky."


    "I didn''t expect that he would have so many scenes."


    "With Li Tiezhu''s character that he can whore for nothing and never spend money, it''s normal for him to be cut in."


    After the broadcast, the number of fans of the black children rose from 23 to 2 million 417 thousand tiktok, half of which were fans from overseas.


    Many people called on the whoring brother to come out directly, and others called him to come live to bring goods to sell pepper chicken. In this regard, the black baby is very calm. He is a man of faith. How can he forget tomorrow''s zombie for the sake of his fans? Even if you bring goods live, you have to sell pepper hemp zombies in the future!


    Well, pepper hemp zombies can be laid out as an industry. I''ll write a report back to brother sleepy dragon and Sister Feng Baobao.


    In the program, black baby is as conscientious as a staff member of the program group. After all, the program is also invested by aenpera Lee.


    Aenpera is not a customer, an idol, a light!


    After helping Leonardo get the pepper and chicken ingredients, heiwa''er went to help Chen Chichi burn the fire. The fat man couldn''t press the blower. He also said he opened a restaurant and despised it.


    For Chen Chichi, who loves to be lazy, it''s easy for him to burn a fire and run away to smoke.


    Li Tiezhu, naked and wearing an apron, began to fry double cooked meat. He fried 20 portions in a pot, but also three times. What Li Tiezhu held in his hand was not a spatula or spoon, but a shovel. He held the shovel in both hands and fried.


    Black wa''er had a strong desire to learn and asked, "Li, what''s the point of frying big pot dishes?"


    Li Tiezhu is frying pork slices: "there is a big gap between single fry and single fry! For example, stir fry double cooked meat, salt fried meat and chicken. First mix the meat with cooked vegetable oil to avoid sticking together after cooking. The accessories should contain some water. If there is less water, you can add some water."


    Add ginger, garlic and watercress to saute until fragrant. Pour Li Tiezhu into a basin of garlic seedlings. There is writing water in it.


    Black waer suddenly took out a small book and wrote it down while burning a fire.


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused. He knew that black children had this habit, but he didn''t expect that he studied hard on this program. It''s really admirable.


    The camera also gave a close-up of the black baby.


    Black waer''s expression was serious. He recorded the teachings of aenpera Lee in Chinese and English with self-made patterns, and painted three patterns of the sun on this one.


    This is the habit of aenpera. Light is divided into five levels, from one sun to three suns.


    Obviously, this "oracle" was preliminarily rated as level 3 light by black baby.


    Black wah''er asked again, "how about frying other dishes?"


    Li Tiezhu: For large pot meat dishes, such as sliced pork with green bamboo shoots, shredded pork with green pepper, shredded pork with fish flavor, Kung Pao diced meat, etc., the meat should be thicker and dry, and the main ingredients should be put into the pot first and cooked with hot oil, and then put into the pot and fried with auxiliary materials. The water starch used for thickening should also be prepared first, and the dosage is less than that of small pot dishes. The main reason is that the large pot dishes are not hot enough and heated Uneven, water evaporation is relatively slow. "


    Black wa''er wrote and drew: "Oh..."


    "Fried vegetables are different. The fire should be strong and the oil temperature should be high. Stir fry quickly. Add salt after breaking the raw vegetables. Adding salt too early will spit water and turn them into boiled vegetables. Broken raw vegetables will be filled out, and the waste heat will Rett the vegetables, and if fried too well, they will rot and turn yellow..."


    "Oh!!"


    "By the way, don''t mix the pan of fried meat dishes and fried vegetables. Keep the vegetable pan smooth so as not to stick to the pan."


    "It''s like this..."


    Black wa''er added some pine branches to the stove to ensure fierce fire. He wrote and drew again. Then, he drew another sun behind the three suns above.


    This must be level four light!


    Imagine what people eat after the end of the day? Order takeout? Eat out? Or chew compressed biscuits?


    Of course, it''s convenient and delicious to get together and eat big pot dishes!


    Food is the source of strength of an organization. It can even affect morale and faith. I just don''t know... Do zombies stick to the pot?


    Bullet screen for Chinese audience:


    "We can''t let him go home. He has learned our secrets!"


    "This old black is really so coquettish!"


    "Whoring brother: do you think I''m here to be a bodyguard? No! I''m here to learn to cook."


    "With his authentic Xichuan dialect, whoring brother is not simple."


    "It''s very much like me in a leadership meeting. I keep recording with a small notebook."


    "Whoring brother is more attentive than you. People really learn."


    "There is so much knowledge about frying big pot dishes?"


    "What do you think? Those who can hold a banquet in the countryside are top-notch in cooking."


    A month later, when the core members of the sleepy dragon organization in the United States watched the program, they applauded when they saw this scene to express their high appreciation for the black baby!


    Yes, this guy has made rapid progress with the great aenpera. As a personal disciple of aenpera, the organization has considered granting him the title of the third leader of aenpera!


    Other "bodyguards" will also be trained as backbone!


    They must act quickly, because they have heard the footsteps of the end. In the process of chasing and killing drug lords with tanks and drones in Mexico, they caught an American spy


    Camilla lay on the sofa and said, "great aenpera, this season''s FAK primitive man is also an Oracle!"


    He, no, she''s a little tired recently. It''s really brothers... Too enthusiastic.


    Odin said: "yes! Last season, he taught us how to survive in the end of the world, how to build shelters, how to build tools and build civilization. This season, he will teach us how to build villages, how to continue civilization, how to unite people, help each other, promote construction and eradicate poverty..."


    If this is not light? What is light?


    Camilla said: "We should establish a professional cooking team, which can be dispersed to cook everywhere, or gather to provide food for a large number of people when necessary... At the same time, I suggest that a set of mutual help and group mechanism should be formed within the organization. No matter which member is in trouble, ill or married, there are enough members to provide selfless help, so that we can make a big difference Home feels warm! "


    Everyone nodded and thought it was a great way!


    After a trip to Thailand, Camilla''s whole body is full of maternal and loving brilliance. Brothers have felt it, but ordinary members have not yet felt it. However, with the introduction of this mechanism, they will also feel it!


    After discussing for a while, Odin suddenly said, "we want to make Ian perra a real yellow man. No, it''s a yellow God."


    Camilla: isn''t he yellow


    "It''s not yellow enough! In fact, the race of aenpera is similar to that of whites, and many are whiter than us. Even aenpera is not yellow enough, but it''s dark. So let''s cast a ten meter high gold statue in the underground Church of Mexico? Gold is yellow enough!"


    "Agree! Gold is not only yellow, but also represents light! We believe in light!"

 Chapter 835

    In the afternoon, the program team considered again and again. At the insistence of Wang Zhengyu, they gave a simple interview to heiwa''er and asked him why he was so persistent in learning cooking.


    This makes the black child a little confused. What''s the matter? Don''t you let me take notes on the show?


    Why don''t you just shoot?


    Won''t you confiscate my notes?


    That won''t work!


    Two thirds of the notebook has been written. He is also going to publish it into a booklet after returning to the United States and share it with the members so that they can share the glory of God.


    The name of the booklet has been decided. It is called the revelation of aenpera, and then write on the title page:


    "God said to have light, so there was aenpera!"


    Black wa''er put his notebook in his ass pocket, sat dead, twisted his fingers and said, "I want to learn how to cook in a big pot and go back and cook it for my brothers, can''t I?"


    Staff: "ha! No, no, we''re just curious. You seem to be very good at cooking. We know that sometimes you cook Li Tiezhu''s food, so why do you still love learning?"


    The black child gave a sigh of relief: "the son once said that it is never too old to learn, Ga?"


    "Do you also learn other dishes? Or do you only learn from Li Tiezhu?"


    "I only study with Ian Pella. This notebook records what Ian Pella said. He is our idol."


    The word "Idol" is used in English idol, which can be understood as an entertainment idol or an idol to worship. Obviously, the word "black baby" means the second kind.


    The staff thought it meant love beans and was startled: "you, you... You are also an iron pillar..."


    The black child said proudly, "follower! My friends and brothers are!"


    Followers!


    The voice of the staff was a little floating: "I didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be so popular in your place. He was one of the love beans of all of you..."


    The black child said seriously, "not one! There is only one love bean! Loyal followers will never follow two love beans at the same time!"


    God has one and only one!


    Faith is exclusive!


    "Do you know many people who like Li Tiezhu?"


    "There are more than 20000 people in our organization! Since last year, there were only a few at the beginning, but our team has grown rapidly, and most of them are men..."


    "Ambivobo ~"


    "Because he is the only aenpera."


    "Er... OK! Can I see your little book?"


    "Yes, but I can''t take it away. I''ll take it back to internal publishing and read it to my brothers so that they can know the real aenpera."


    Therefore, the staff read the heavenly script, mixed with Chinese, English and patterns, and couldn''t understand it at all.


    Fortunately, the black child translated:


    "Aienpeila said that people are poor and blame Wuji, satirizing those who like to shirk their responsibilities and make excuses."


    "Ian Peila said that dogs drive motorcycles and don''t understand science, which means..."


    "Ian Peila said that Niu Jiao knew to turn around three times, which means..."


    "This is Ian perra who taught me to pull out the cupping..."


    The staff were stunned. Unexpectedly, this bodyguard was the head of an American fan group? Looks like a rhinoceros and pursues stars? Fanatical star chasing? The world is so crazy!


    Barrage:


    "Someone told me that Li Tiezhu is an international superstar. I laughed at him. Now it seems..."


    "I can see the fanatical light in the eyes of this goods!"


    "Write down the words of the idol and publish them?"


    "As a fan of iron pillar, I''m ashamed..."


    "This is definitely a manifestation of deep poisoning."


    "A group of old men set up Li Tiezhu''s fan group?"


    "Why did you go across the sea to be his bodyguard..."


    "This kind of bodyguard can stop bullets, hahaha..."


    "It is well known that Li Tiezhu can be red, which means that the Chinese are stupid. Now I find that Li Tiezhu is more red abroad!"


    Staff: "what''s the name of your group?"


    Black child: "Ian perashcote!"


    It means aenpera.


    The translation of the program group is... Ian perra school, or iron pillar school.


    In the afternoon, Leonardo finally had time to play mahjong after washing the dishes. At the same time, black baby was pulled to the card table. In fact, the old women just used black baby as a translator.


    After all, it takes communication to defeat the American devils.


    Then


    Leonardo didn''t win a set. On the contrary, the old ladies drained every hand of the black baby.


    The old lady in the countryside is very simple. The fat blonde is definitely a bad guy. The black baby is different. He must be a coolie. You see, he''s so tanned... Evil DIWA!


    Moreover, the black baby can also speak Xichuan dialect. At first glance, he is a good baby.


    During the interview, the staff asked, "Leo, do you know those old ladies are targeting you when playing cards."


    Little plum nodded: "I know! They seem to prefer black. I think it''s good, because in my country, it''s just the opposite. It''s fair. You know, only in China can we understand the taste of being discriminated against... This is not a derogatory meaning. I mean that the Chinese people always like the weak groups and despise the strong groups. Even in a poor mountain village, these people also have a sense of discrimination Magical self-confidence. We should support those leaders in the world who do not endorse big companies and big polluters, but uphold the spirit of humanity and run for millions of vulnerable groups, such as China. I think this is the source of self-confidence of Chinese citizens. "


    After preparing the ingredients for the afternoon, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani will leave.


    Li Tiezhu took them to the gate of the village committee to take a bus.


    Before leaving, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help asking, "why did you persist in the donkey shed for so long? Didn''t you think about going to sleep?"


    Luhani and Deng Chao looked at Chen Chichi at the same time.


    Chen Chichi touched his face and said, "we bet that whoever can''t hold on will call the donkey Dad!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you three stay two more days?"


    Luhani waved his hand: "no, no..."


    Deng Chao: get out


    Chen Chichi: "obviously, they have lost in a sense, haven''t they? I slept for three days. Did I say anything?"


    "Talent!"


    Seeing off the three, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help sighing. How can a serious person like me make such strange friends?


    There must be something wrong.


    Li Tiezhu returned to Lao Jiu''s house to make the last meal. It was very late to return to the bamboo shed.


    Leonardo came to the primitive house for the first time. He only felt that it was really primitive, but he felt novel. It was just dark and he couldn''t study it carefully.


    "What? This kind of small cage is used as a bed? No, no, no, it''s too oppressive..."


    "Poor conditions, hard work!"


    "Hey, Li, is that tree house our house, too?"


    "Yes."


    "Can I live there? I like this primitive tree house. It''s so cool!"


    "Really... It''s cool..."


    "Is there a bed or quilt on it?"


    "Yes, yes..."


    "That''s it! I love the tree house!"


    "Just be happy."


    ¡­¡­


    The next day, Li Tiezhu got up first, brushed his teeth and looked around for small plums. He wanted to see where he vomited, but he couldn''t find it.


    Climb up the tree house and have a look. Good guy, you''re sleeping soundly!


    Li Tiezhu began to cook breakfast. He still rolled noodles by hand and fried beef Shaozi. The beef was brought by Luhani and stored in the refrigerator of the program group. Now he has nearly 30 points in his hand, so he can live a better life.


    Nie Yao got up and did some exercises for the elderly. She came to help burn the fire. Zhao Liya was still sleeping. She was really tired these two days.


    When the noodles were almost ready, brother shuigun yawned and came down from the tree house.


    Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu looked at him curiously. Did they smell?


    Black waer consciously came to act as an interpreter.


    "Ian perra asked you how you slept last night."


    "He said it was very good. The air above the tree house was very fresh and smelled very good with a special smell of grass. He seemed to enjoy it, but I guess what he said might be the smell of donkey dung and eggs!"


    "Hero!"


    "Hero, please have noodles!"


    "Thank you."


    Barrage:


    "Chen Chichi, come back quickly. There''s a cruel man here!"


    "Is xiaolizi afraid of rhinitis?"


    "No! Some people just like to smell some strange smell..."


    "Many people have this hobby!"


    "If I''m right, you should all poke the place where you pull Baba and smell it under your nose!"


    "That tastes great..."


    "I suspect you installed surveillance in my house!"


    "Everyone is the same. I''m relieved now."


    "Who would do that?"


    "This one in front is not a serious person! Serious people have poked it!"


    "Last time someone asked me why my left index finger was yellower than other fingers. I don''t know how to answer."


    "You said it was a golden finger!"


    Several people ate noodles together. Zhao Liya was also shouted by Li Tiezhu to eat noodles.


    After eating noodles, the program team took up the lucky draw plate and asked Leonardo to draw the prize. Yesterday, Li Tiezhu hurried, and then he went to the banquet. He didn''t have time to draw the prize at all.


    Leonardo went up and turned the lottery tray... A charcoal grill.


    The crowd cheered. This thing is reliable!


    Have a barbecue tonight!


    Leonardo was also very excited. He knew that he suddenly remembered that he was leaving here this afternoon and couldn''t laugh.


    At this time, brother Shu came.


    Instead of looking for Li Tiezhu, he waved to the black baby. Black wa''er has strong communication skills and has several acquaintances in the village.


    With a dark face, black wa''er found Li Tiezhu and took out something.


    Li Tiezhu was startled!


    The black child said, "give me brother Shu. He said that as your bodyguard, I don''t have a gun... Sao PI! Then he helped get one and said it was to support your face."


    This is a match gun!


    Li Tiezhu looks at brother Shu, who is waving to him. Li Tiezhu smiles and nods, then takes out his mobile phone and dials the demon spirit.


    After fighting demons and spirits, the program group began to arrange today''s task - to help four extremely poor families move.


    The first one to move is brother Shu''s house, because he has recently moved.


    Wang Dagang took Li Tiezhu and others to the house. At this time, brother Shu had got into the police car.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu and others pulled out several detonators, two gunpowder guns and a homemade crossbow from the cellar.


    For the sake of brother Shu''s future safety, Li Tiezhu picked up his mobile phone again:


    "Crooked? Demon spirit? Please come back again. Yes, it''s still Li Tieshu''s house. There''s a new discovery..."

 Chapter 836

    "We haven''t left yet... What? OK!"


    It turned out that the police uncles studied the match gun in the village committee. They thought it was not dangerous and its power was not as powerful as a slingshot. In addition, Li Tieshu is still wearing electronic shackles on his legs. Can he wear another one?


    They just educated Li Tieshu in the village committee and cooperated with the iron fist of the village head. It was very persuasive. Li Tieshu was convinced and had a correct attitude.


    Who knows, Li Tiezhu called and found detonators and gunpowder guns?


    The village head kicked Li Tieshu to the ground.


    The crutch fell off. Brother Shu sat enchanting on the ground, hanging his arm and posing as a mermaid. He stroked his hair and took a cigarette out of his pocket and stuck it in his open teeth.


    The village head flashed back and wanted to continue to instill truth into brother Shu, but he couldn''t do it: "the dog said! Evil..."


    Often uncles picked up Li Tieshu and went to his house. The village head held his waist and struggled to keep up.


    Wang Dagang personally handed the weapon to the police and said, "I broke the detonator two days ago, and I moved the gunpowder gun and crossbow."


    Li Tieshu jumped with anger: "grandma melon, you..."


    Wang Dagang stared with one eye. Brother Shu smoked in situ. He threw up a circle under his eyes, which was quite round.


    Policeman: "didn''t we come to search the other day? There''s another one?"


    Wang Dagang: "the detonator is hidden behind the incense card. You didn''t find that place last time. He stayed up late these two days to make the gunpowder gun and crossbow."


    Policeman: "so fast..."


    Wang Dagang: "today, I took the initiative to find out these things and let Tiezhu call the police. Is it a surrender?"


    In the end, the police still didn''t catch Li Tieshu, because Wang Dagang promised to keep an eye on Li Tieshu and don''t let him mess around again, which is certainly illegal. But... It''s not legal to catch a tree brother with a brain defect


    The police warned Li Tieshu and left reluctantly. They have to send police for Li Tieshu ten times a year, which is also very tired.


    Li Tiezhu found Li Tieshu: "I called the police for you. These things are unsafe and break the law..."


    Brother Shu flicked the ash and smiled brightly: "I believe it! Just like I beat wild boars for you, you are also afraid of my accident. My good brother took care of it! Call the police. It''s all a small matter. I know those people very well and catch me ten times a year. They all give me face. The police car in the next town salutes me when they see me. It''s not blowing words but blowing words. Whenever I go to them, they have to take care of food and buy me a drink..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then promise me not to do these things again!"


    Brother Shu''s eyes flickered: "if the material is too suitable..."


    "Don''t do it!"


    "Well, I see! I''ll change my career to public relations and use solar washing machines..."


    "As long as you don''t use the whole weapon, it''s up to you."


    "Well, I have time to study the working principle of yiha solar energy..."


    The next day, the first batch of solar water heaters presented by Leonardo were removed by brother Shu before they were installed.


    Of course, this is later. Now, even Li Tiezhu didn''t expect brother Shu''s hands-on ability to be so strong.


    He suddenly asked, "brother tree, do you want to make money?"


    Li Tieshu: "think, dig coal."


    "No, you use a smartphone?"


    "My mother-in-law has."


    Tiktok tiktok: same, the whole sound! You must be angry. Never mind. It''s okay if you get angry now. When I''m on the program, you''ll be on fire. You can broadcast live on the chattering and sell handicrafts.


    "Shake what?"


    "Brother Yao!"


    "Open, open, old password."


    Mobile phone brother Li Tiezhu tiktok WiFi supported Wang Dagang''s cell phone to help brother Liu to apply a jitter.


    Brother Shu himself uses a function machine of about 100 yuan. Well, Wang Dagang uses fruit 8. It is said that brother Shu bought second-hand goods from coal for half a month.


    Then I moved. It''s very simple, because brother Shu doesn''t have any decent furniture, clothes and bedding.


    After moving to brother Shu''s house, I went to move to uncle Liu''s house. Aunt was very happy and uncle Liu was unhappy.


    Uncle Liu and Li Tieshu became neighbors, and the two yards were next to each other.


    In the afternoon, brother Shu helped the other two extremely poor families to move with Li Tiezhu and others on crutches. He was very enthusiastic and no one could stop him. Wang Dagang stood on the second floor balcony of his new home with his back to his hands and moved slowly... Enjoying the scenery.


    Uncle Liu looked at them seriously in the yard and shook his head: "it''s not necessary to help the poor! If you have money, you should build hundreds of black weapons! Besides, when did our country have money?"


    Seeing the refrigerator and washing machine moved into the opposite yard, uncle Liu couldn''t see it anymore. He walked into the house with his back bent. He wanted to refuse household appliances. What''s the use of refrigerator and washing machine? What''s the use of TV?


    However, the village head told him that this was a national policy. If he didn''t, he would violate the policy and break the law!


    Uncle Liu had to accept it.


    The soles of the aunt''s shoes were no longer accepted. Curiously, she pressed the TV remote control. She studied with the camera master for a long time. Unexpectedly, she could change the channel.


    The program team left a cameraman for Li Tieshu and uncle Liu''s family to film their reaction to entering their new home.


    Uncle Liu: "what do you press? What if you press it?"


    Aunt: "the village head said, TV warranty."


    Uncle Liu: "


    CCTV five sets are playing the football game. The commentary is nervous and shouted: "we don''t have much time left. It''s time for the Chinese team to fight for the honor of the motherland..."


    Uncle Liu: "honor? Playing football is also a representative?"


    Aunt changed the channel. CCTV six broadcast a love film, which was ruthlessly abandoned by aunt. The seventh set is a military program. It is showing the new barracks and life of the new Tibetan military region. My aunt changed the channel again.


    "Change it back."


    "Ann?"


    Aunt changed it back.


    Uncle Liu saw that the barracks on the snow mountain were equipped with heating equipment, the soldiers were wearing thick clothes, and they were eating hot pot and barbecue. He can''t understand anything. Everything has changed, but the Bayi badge and the five pointed star haven''t changed.


    "Mom, sell the batch! If we... Can call New Delhi!"


    "Which one?"


    Uncle Liu''s family has never had a TV. He has seen it in other people''s homes before, but it''s all inexplicable things, either ghost fights or cartoons. This is his first time to watch serious TV programs.


    "Press which bubble (button) to change the channel?"


    "Both of them are rich."


    The aunt helped him sit on the wooden sofa sent by the state, padded a pillow behind him and patiently taught him.


    Uncle Liu raised the remote control, carefully aimed at the TV and pressed it.


    Finally, it stopped at CCTV 13. What is broadcasting is "great power heavy industry".


    Watching the bridge across the natural graben, the tunnel across the mountains and the unreal new airport on TV, uncle Liu smiled. It turned out that we are not poor!


    At this moment, his guilt that lasted for several days disappeared in an instant. There seemed to be nothing about the house and household appliances, but his original promise... Was fulfilled.


    Uncle Liu never doubted his country''s commitment, but he didn''t expect to see it alive.


    Laughing, uncle Liu cried and went into the bedroom to look through the things at the bottom of his box.


    Aunt confused: "it''s strange to cry when you watch TV? Why didn''t you move before?"


    After a while, uncle Liu handed his commendation order and medal to the village committee. He said:


    "I''ve been hiding it all the time because I don''t want to cause trouble to the country, subsidies and special care. Now... I want the people in the village to know that my Liu hunchback is not like what they said... I''ve been interrupted when I steal outside! I''ve never taken a needle from the group leader all my life!"


    The cameraman followed the whole process.


    In fact, the village committee and the program team have known for a long time, and a few villagers have also heard about uncle Liu.


    The audience already knew his achievements, but they didn''t know his grievances.


    Later, the program team interviewed uncle Liu, who spoke with ease and heaviness:


    "I picked up this second-class merit. I''m sorry to ask the state for any reward! In the first war, I was only 16 years old, so I was scared to pee my crotch and didn''t dare to rush. In the second war, I ran with the monitor, and he took me to protect me. Later, he defeated the enemy, but the monitor died, I was injured and carried back by a comrade in arms. Later, he said that the battle was very important, I gave first-class merit to the sacrificed soldiers and second-class merit to the injured soldiers. I picked up a second-class merit... Hey! I feel ashamed. I''m ashamed of the monitor. I''m ashamed on the battlefield and don''t be ashamed again when I come back. Therefore, I haven''t told anyone... I just don''t want to make trouble for others. If I hadn''t made trouble for the monitor in those years... Now the country is rich, I just want to prove that I haven''t stolen anything! "


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha, those who play football really don''t deserve to represent the country..."


    "This is the hardest time that the national football team has been blackened."


    "To New Delhi? Be bold, to Mumbai, the international metropolis."


    "It was really easy to have such logistical conditions back then."


    "I cried watching TV."


    "I also watched TV and cried!"


    "Is it the first time he knows that the country is so strong?"


    "The villagers said he stole..."


    "Don''t they know he was a soldier?"


    "The news was blocked at that time."


    "There''s no second-class skill! I''m mighty!"


    "Sixteen, it''s normal to be afraid."


    "You are a hero, sir. You are not ashamed!"


    Leonardo couldn''t understand why Nie Yao and Zhao Liya cried. Even the translator black baby cried out his nose. Little plum understood, but he didn''t understand why he kept it from everyone. It''s natural for soldiers to be taken care of by the state after they have made contributions.


    Many foreign audiences couldn''t understand it, so they made comments and asked questions one after another.


    The one with the most praise in the answer is as follows: "there are millions of such soldiers in China. They are not afraid of death, but they are afraid of shame. With their own blood, they have won an unprecedented strong collective self-esteem for the whole China, and these soldiers also have an extremely strong self-esteem. They do not allow themselves to be pitied."


    Foreign audiences couldn''t understand it, but they praised it one after another, because... They didn''t know it was fierce.


    In the afternoon, Leonardo left with doubts and the bamboo water gun made by brother shuge. The water gun... Is very simple, just like a syringe, but it... Environmental protection!


    Environmental protection is environmental protection, but it''s not easy to use!


    Um


    Leonardo was suddenly stunned when he was sitting in the car. He thought for a long time and didn''t understand whether it was important to protect the environment or to get rid of poverty? He thought of Africa without much pollution.


    Seeing off the little plum, Li Tiezhu suddenly asked the black child, "I think your relationship with brother Shu is getting better and better. Shouldn''t you make his idea?"


    Black child: "what? What idea?"


    "Do you think brother Shu can make weapons and want to turn him to the United States?"


    "Hey! How could it be? I can do all those things with my feet. We have a lot of expertise there! We do TNT, remote-controlled explosive aircraft, automatic infantry robots... All high-end goods! When you go abroad, I''ll take you to see your army."


    "No, no... it''s your army. It has nothing to do with me!"


    "Modesty! We can do today''s career because of your good guidance."


    "Don''t talk nonsense! I didn''t ask you to build a tank corps..."


    "Don''t worry, we won''t expose you. Your safety is the most important! I just introduced brother Shu to some advanced weapon making methods. Brother Shu is a gifted person. Moreover, he is different from ordinary people, more like us... Smart! By the way, his daughter-in-law is also very wise, which can be seen from his temperament."


    Li Tiezhu squints at the black baby. Are you... What kind of eyes?


    The black child said again, "by the way, Ayn perra, why don''t you read?"


    Li Tiezhu: "death penalty?"


    Hei wa''er took out his notebook and wrote it down: "I see! We have recently swept through the Mosco mountains and caught more than a dozen. I will convey your teachings to the organization."


    Li Tiezhu panicked: "Mo Mo... What''s the situation?"


    Heiwa''er: "in short, we are going to build a base for you to accumulate strength in advance for the coming of the end. The preliminary plan is to occupy one tenth of Mosco."


    There was one more thing he didn''t say, that is, when the end came, he would escort Ian perra to Leyland, the land of light, at all costs.


    Now, the aenpera religion has reached a consensus that aenpera is light, but he doesn''t know that it must be because he hasn''t awakened yet.


    But it doesn''t matter. He will wake up eventually!


    Li Tiezhu: "poof... You can hit a hammer..."


    "It''s almost one eighth. We''ll pay attention to it. After all, you said that taking too big steps is easy to pull carbamide."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Li Tiezhu is desperate. I really have nothing to do with this! Why are you so fierce?


    He doesn''t know. What''s more desperate is the drug lords in the Mosco Valley... It''s called a chicken flying dog jumping in the last month, NIMA! It''s more powerful than the official Army of Mexico. There are all kinds of armored vehicles, UAVs, and small missiles on UAVs... Many big guys sit in the car and walk away.


    The Mexican police were also very desperate because the big man named Odin came to Leyland county to lecture. Well, the newly changed county name. Odin asked the police to practice to maintain law and order. They were not allowed to collude with drug lords, let alone bully the people.


    Violators are found and dealt with together. If the whole bureau is rotten, they will be dealt with together. The director wipes sweat and takes small records during the whole process.


    Odin is disappointed with them. Don''t you... Believe in light?


    Early the next morning, Zhao Liya led Yang Mi and onana, and brought their lucky draw, a table and a bottle of red wine.


    Today''s work is very easy. When the pottery is dry, it can be fired. Do some more while burning.


    Black waer didn''t enter the painting this time, because he didn''t need translation, he was a little sad.


    When the end comes, do you want to take these women to Leyland? A little too many! Song must take it with him, and lengba must save it. Others are in trouble... Who knows if it''s time?


    If you can''t, let brother letlan help find it and spend some money to hold a beauty contest or something.


    well! I''m a genius!


    So the black child took out a small book and wrote it down, and drew five little suns.


    Another day, Li Tiezhu took everyone to repair the house and made the bamboo shed more exquisite. He bought a plastic cloth with points, covered the donkey shed and left only one door. After all, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao lived in the tree house the night before. It was sour


    After seeing off Yang Mi and onana in the afternoon, the program team had a day off and worked for 12 consecutive days. Everyone was tired.


    All the staff went to the town hotel for a rest day.


    ¡­¡­


    "Stupid enemy! My feet hurt..."


    "What''s the pain? Look at those children. They are a little older than you. How fast do they run with their schoolbags?"


    "But my bag is bigger than them!"


    "A little bigger!"


    The pheasant skimmed his mouth, and his son''s backpack was really a little big... Because it was the pheasant''s backpack, he was tired of climbing the mountain, so he asked him to help share it.


    With a big bag on his back, he leaned forward and his face was close to the ground.


    "Why not take a car..."


    "What kind of car do you take? When your godfather was a child, he used to walk. Where can I have a car? Don''t you worship him? He can walk. Why can''t you?"


    "Because Godfather said his father would climb the mountain with him..."


    "Er..."


    It''s true that Li Fugui doted on Li Tiezhu since childhood. He often carried things up and down, and didn''t let him help carry things unless Li Tiezhu strongly asked for help.


    Finally, the father and son climbed the mountain, came to the station of the program group, drank some water and began to draw prizes.


    Party A Wang said, "why don''t you come first?"


    Clip excrement to climb son to nod: "good!"


    Pheasant: "you smoke well. This is a gift for your Godfather. If it''s too bad, you''re willing to take it out... Er, it''s OK. Just try to be strong!"


    Shit crawling got it... The primitive home is fully powered on.


    1% probability.


    Wang Party A was stunned. He didn''t want anyone to win this at all.


    The pheasant also went up and turned the lottery plate. Soon, the result came out... Two potatoes.


    20% probability.


    Crawling with excrement looked at the old enemy: "hey..."


    Pheasant: "so what? So what? The enemy deliberately smoked this. I want to tell you that life is like this. Things are changeable. There is no reason. Good luck always..."


    Crawling with excrement: "stay the enemy, let''s go! I believe it."


    Pheasant: "


    Led by the staff, they walked to the bamboo shed on the edge of Nianzi cliff.


    Pheasant: "Hey! Are you perfunctory? Even if I get the worst, I''m still your enemy..."


    "I believe it! Because I believe in light, biubiubiubiu ~"


    (there are only one thousand and five thousand words today.)

 Chapter 837

    The pheasant was ridiculed by the barrage:


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "How dare you give such a big bag to your son?"


    "Brother pheasant is really wrong!"


    "It''s pathetic to climb with shit."


    "Lying trough! Fully electrified? What immortal luck is this?"


    "With his own efforts, he changed the poverty and backwardness of the primitive family."


    "European gas full of little cute."


    "Poof... Two potatoes."


    "Brother pheasant is really more lucky than his face!"


    "Stupid enemy, I believe it, hahaha..."


    "The mockery from the eldest filial son is the most fatal!"


    The pheasant pressed the dark green cap, and his face was speechless. I especially believe in the light of a feather. Only your godfather''s silly fork is only in his twenties. He still looks at bump man. However, his IQ EQ is no different from that of a child. Sometimes he lacks smoking and sometimes he stays cute.


    Crawling with excrement laughed, and his eyes were like curved crescent moons. He was very cute. The pheasant couldn''t get angry if he wanted to be angry.


    Soon, they came to the bamboo shed.


    Li Tiezhu is wrapping leaf Baba, which is cut in Shanwan, and glutinous rice flour and other ingredients are bought with points. Zhao Liya and Nie Yao are also learning to wrap leaf Baba. This thing is also called pig Baba, because it is a meat filled glutinous rice dumpling held by the Baba leaf, which looks like a white and fat pig.


    To this end, Nie Yao was also sour: "just to make this leaf cake, I spent seven points. Then I wanted pickled cabbage fish last time, only five points. Why are you so stingy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re not my son! If you call me dad, I''ll buy it for you!"


    Nie Yao: "


    Well, that makes sense! Or am I wrong?


    Zhao Liya''s belly black rabbit hit the fire again: "brother Yao, call! Call one and let him make pickled fish for you."


    Nie Yao glared at Zhao Liya and took out his mobile phone to turn off the hot spot.


    Zhao Liya quickly confessed: "OK, OK! I''m not kidding. Please do me a favor, brother Yao. Don''t turn off the hot spot. I''m still in the movies..."


    Nie Yao: "old Nie doesn''t get angry. Do you really treat me as a WiFi tool?"


    Zhao Liya: "no, absolutely not. Then what... Here comes the dog with shit and his father!"


    Li Tiezhu rubbed his hand on Nie Yao and greeted him with a smile. He ran over two ridges, picked up the dung, took down his schoolbag and threw it to brother pheasant.


    "So heavy? Is that your bag?"


    "Yes. Crawling with shit loves me and says he wants to help me share..."


    "When I was a child, my father never let me carry heavy things. He also carried me. How did you become a father?"


    "Er..."


    Brother pheasant feels very innocent. When I was a child, my father never carried me back, beat me and tied me with a latte chain.


    He kissed Li Tiezhu''s face, smiled and called godfather, and then began to mutter. There was no clue. For a while, he said that the foolish enemy stole his pizza, for a while, he said that his mother was pregnant with a baby, and for a while, he said that his aunt in the kindergarten liked to pinch his nose


    He will be in grade one next year. It''s difficult to think of playing after school. Therefore, Li Tiezhu invited him and brother pheasant to come here.


    These are the two guests personally invited by Li Tiezhu, so he knows who is coming this time.


    Suddenly, crawling with excrement said to Li Tiezhu, "godfather, my mommy quarreled with me again."


    Pheasant: Hello


    Li Tiezhu: "why quarrel?"


    "My mommy said that he farted when he slept with her."


    Pheasant: "


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha ha ha ha!"


    "Godfather, do you fart when you sleep?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I usually don''t let go unless I can''t help it."


    Then you sleep with my mommy and let the stupid enemy sleep with me. I''m not afraid of the stupid enemy farting, because I can fart too! Ha ha


    Pheasant: "hello? Are you in Hong Kong?"


    Clip excrement to climb son: "foolish enemy, want to talk about ordinary hair."


    Pheasant: "


    Li Tiezhu kissed his son again. His son is so fucking filial!


    He said, "what''s your hurry? Children''s words are not taboo. I won''t really sleep with sister Cai... What''s the point? Didn''t you hear?"


    The pheasant said, "the point is, my son let you sleep with my wife!"


    Crawling with excrement: "you are so stingy, you say we are all a family..."


    Pheasant: "Godfather can only sleep with godmother! Do you understand? This paragraph is reduced! Crawling with shit, I, your mommy, Godfather and godmother are all your family, but Godfather and godmother are together, and the enemy and Mommy are a pair, do you understand?"


    The barrage is dense again:


    "Wow! Big filial son, this is..."


    "Brother pheasant''s face is green."


    "Is the hat green?"


    "Lying trough! Brother pheasant really wears a green hat!"


    "Sister Cai: children are really filial."


    "Great filial piety!"


    "Brother chicken took off his hat, ha ha..."


    The pheasant took off his hat and wanted to continue to explain to the dog.


    He didn''t understand, didn''t listen, and thought, "godmother forgot to bring my concave convex man armor... Godfather will like it."


    Pheasant: "what do you bring? You are such a big man..."


    Li Tiezhu: "attapulgite armor? Where did you buy it? Can it shine? Brother pheasant, you''ve gone to Kyoto? No, I have to call Zhuer and ask her to buy me one..."


    Pheasant: "


    Crawling with shit: "believe in light!"


    Li Tiezhu: "believe in light!"


    Not far away, the black child muttered, "we always believe in light and guard it!"


    It''s cute to climb with shit.


    At this time, the black child was suddenly surprised and shouted at him! There are no women in our organization except sister Camilla, and she is not a purebred woman. Although the brothers have a good response, the number is too small to increase the yield per mu.


    It still needs women. If there are no women in the end, it is the real end!


    The inheritance of civilization needs to be based on human reproduction.


    Well, this is a problem!


    Quietly walked away, the black child took out a small notebook to record it, drew five small suns, and then added another small sun.


    So... The first level 6 light "oracle" of aenpera appeared!!!


    At least, his personal mark is level 6 light. Whether he will get the approval of the organization is another matter.


    On the "oracle" of the sixth level light, the detailed production method and technology of ye''erba are recorded, with only a small sun.


    Crawling with excrement likes to eat leaf cake, but children can''t eat more of it, otherwise it''s easy to accumulate food.


    After breakfast, Wang Zhengyu led an old farmer over.


    According to the previous model, it is time for the director to release the task of the day.


    Wang Zhengyu said, "this is Li Fengchang. His cow has been lost. Now the village head has sent someone to look for it. Do you want to look for it? If you find it, you will be rewarded with 10 points."


    Zhao Liya: "of course, you should help find it. You should find it whether you want points or not."


    Nie Yao: "points are still needed."


    Li Tiezhu asked, "when did your cow lose it?"


    Old farmer Li Fengchang said, "uncle, do you ask Daniel or calf?"


    "Lost two cows? When did Daniel lose them?"


    "I found it missing this morning."


    "What about the calf?"


    "I didn''t see you this morning."


    "Uh... What are their characteristics?"


    "Daniel or calf?"


    "Daniel first."


    "Daniel is black."


    "Little cow?"


    "The calf is also black."


    "Nonsense! It''s all the same. Why did you ask me to separate Daniel and calf?"


    "Because Daniel is mine."


    "Where''s the calf?"


    "It''s mine, too."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Nie Yao patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and thought, now you know what kind of mood we feel when we meet you? Lijia village is really outstanding!


    Barrage:


    "The farmer uncle''s words are also very reasonable and justified..."


    "I''m very cautious in the face of problems!"


    "This is not my uncle, this is my nephew!"


    "Uncle: I just play ~"


    "This uncle must have read Mr. Lu Xun''s article and won the essence."


    "The last time I was so speechless was the last time."


    "Pay attention to people."


    "This is absolutely not made up by the screenwriters of the program group. They don''t have this level."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Why did I suddenly think of brother tree?"


    "Absolutely impossible. Brother Shu''s legs are broken and only one hand is left."


    "He''s brother tree!"


    "That''s right..."


    Zhao Liya smiled and said, "no, what''s there to ask? Don''t cows look like that? Go to the mountain and find two cows. It must be him."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes..."


    So everyone went to find Niu separately. Nie Yao and brother pheasant together. Li Tiezhu and Zhao Liya climbed all the way with excrement.


    As soon as he reached the edge of the cliff, Li Tiezhu stopped: "no!"


    Zhao Liya: "what''s the matter?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "there are many villagers looking for cattle. They should have sent people to the southeast and northwest of the mountain, but there must be no one to go!"


    "Where?"


    "Come with me."


    "Where are you going?"


    "Of course, go to brother Shu''s house!"


    Li Tiezhu is righteous.


    Zhao Liya suddenly realized, but felt a little incredible: "brother Shu''s legs are broken, and he was almost caught two days ago... Yes, he''s brother Shu!"


    Brother Shu, a man who is good at creating miracles!


    They first came to Li Tieshu''s new home. There was no one. Wang Dagang must have gone to play mahjong. Brother Shu''s whereabouts were uncertain. Generally, he would not stay at home.


    However, they decided to go to shuge''s old house again.


    Moo~


    Just outside the courtyard wall, Li Tiezhu turned his eyes, and the cow''s cry was too clear.


    The barrage calls out to the good guy!


    "No, it''s really brother Shu, isn''t it?"


    "Iron pillar is so clever."


    "Watching the editing of the program group, you know it''s brother Shu. Otherwise, you''ll give Li Tiezhu such a detailed close-up?"


    "And Zhao Liya''s reaction, it should be."


    "Does brother Shu want to eat beef?"


    "So, the biggest coffee in this program is actually brother Shu!"


    "Lying trough! Cow barking..."


    "I knew it was brother Shu who was acting as a demon again."


    "Serious people do research, how can they be regarded as demons?"

 Chapter 838

    That night, Li Tiezhu cooked a big meal. They were all what crawling children liked to eat. This godfather was competent enough. After all, the child was so filial


    There were a lot of snails, and a big bowl was made. The bowl was pottery fired by Li Tiezhu.


    Before the snail, Li Tiezhu took a small bamboo bowl, put it aside and covered it.


    Finally, there was an electric light at home. While eating vegetables, we drank some wine, chatted and farted.


    The wine is the sorghum wine that brother Shu asked Wang Dagang to carry. He brewed it himself. It can be regarded as changing the milk powder. Brother Shu is a fastidious man. He can''t fool children with a grasshopper toy.


    Since the donkey shed was sealed, the tree house has no taste, so it has become a girls'' dormitory.


    But when she had to live in the tree house, she became Zhao Liya sleeping with her. The pheasant was afraid of bothering other girls.


    Clip excrement to climb son to say: "foolish enemy sleeps in the tree house with my sister Yaya and me!"


    The pheasant blushed in an instant: "this... I..."


    good heavens!


    My son helped me find the field! I have little heart!


    Zhao Liya was silly: "why don''t your father and son live in a tree house? I''d better sleep in the duck driver''s cabin in a bamboo shed."


    Finally, brother pheasant took a step back and asked him to sleep in the tree house with Zhao Liya.


    Early the next morning, the pheasant got up without a son. He was very happy. He rinsed his mouth all over the mountain to find Li Tiezhu who got up early. Finally, he found Li Tiezhu in front of a grave on the ridge.


    "Is this your mother''s grave?"


    "HMM. how about I find someone to set up a monument for her? Then renovate the grave with stones."


    "Well, mother likes to eat snails?"


    The pheasant came over and sat side by side with Li Tiezhu on the dewy grass in front of the grave.


    In front of the grave, there was the snail left by Li Tiezhu last night.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said with a smile: "When I was a child, every time I finished threshing millet, my father led a cow to plow the field, and I picked up snails and pulled eels in the field. In the evening, my mother burned a fire. My father cooked a pot of snails and burned one eel. The eels were divided into two bowls and sent to my second and third uncles. My father never gave them snails, because my mother liked to eat snails. She was timid and afraid to see eels. She said she looked like a snake."


    The pheasant said, "my mother doesn''t eat eels, but she doesn''t eat snails. I don''t know what she likes to eat, unlike you."


    "Ask her."


    "I can''t ask!"


    Li Tiezhu understood and asked no more questions.


    The pheasant took the initiative to say: "cancer, I accompanied her around the world to see a doctor. The doctor said it was only one year, but we insisted together for seven years. She was very painful. Sometimes I doubt whether I should make her suffer like this, just to satisfy my own idea of wanting to accompany him..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you didn''t do anything wrong, because she also wants to accompany you more. No matter how painful it is, she is willing to be a mother!"


    The pheasant nodded: "I don''t kiss my father, nor do I kiss him now. When I was a child, I was naughty and playful. He always beat me. In order not to let me go out to play, he chained me at home like a dog. He didn''t talk to me. He went to work at four or five o''clock every day, didn''t go home until seven or eight o''clock in the evening, and went to bed after dinner. Our brothers and sisters were not allowed to watch TV or make any sound. Later, he understood, It''s not that he doesn''t love us, but that he is too tired... "


    Li Tiezhu thought about his father. He was also very tired, but he still had to wash clothes and cook for Li Tiezhu every day, because his mother was gone.


    The pheasant continued, "when I grow up, I thank my father in my heart. If he hadn''t been so strict with me, I might have really become a confused boy. However, when we were in front of him, we were smelly face to smelly face, and no one said anything. It''s normal. Would you tell your father that I love you so much?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes. Before I made my debut, as soon as I wanted to eat hot pot, I said, old man, I love you! He understood."


    Pheasant: "


    "I often tell you about it."


    "Different!"


    "What''s the difference?"


    "Maybe it''s because he sold my brother!"


    "What?"


    Li Tiezhu thought he had heard wrong.


    Pheasant was very calm: "he worked very hard, but he still couldn''t support our four brothers and sisters. It was really hard to study and eat. It was seven years... Every year during the holiday, my brother and sister and I had to be sent back to my hometown in eastern Guangdong to herd cattle and help with farm work. We didn''t go back to Xiangjiang until the beginning of school. Anyway, I couldn''t be idle. I dropped out of school on the first day of junior high school to work... 3000 yuan."


    "A month?"


    "Three hundred a month, ten months'' salary can buy my brother."


    Li Tiezhu: "hey..."


    Pheasant: "I used to hate him, and he knew it. I didn''t understand it until I became a father. He must be worse than me, but we''ve been together for decades and can''t change it. I''ve been looking for my brother, but... For decades, there''s no news."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "then I''m luckier than you. My father is like a mother. He cooked some sausages and put them in my fridge a few days ago. He said that when I was hungry, he threw away the program group and stole them. What ghost... I''m not afraid of diarrhea!"


    Pheasant said, "in fact, we are very much alike. Originally, our lives were spent working at the bottom, just like our parents."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and felt a strange pottery from his pocket: "I wrote a song and was going to give it to my mother. You are also there. Then give it to two mothers at the same time!"


    The pheasant was immediately happy: "another new song? Let me sing!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s not a song, it''s a song. If you like it, find someone to fill in the words and sing by yourself."


    "Well, your composition must sound good. What''s this? Long?"


    "It''s a pottery flute. I''ve made several. This one is normal. The timbre is not good enough."


    "Just enough. What''s your name?"


    "The scenery of my hometown."


    The original name of the song in the system was called the original scenery of hometown. Li Tiezhu bought it and changed the name. The original name was strange.


    Woo woo


    Li Tiezhu sat in front of his mother''s grave and played the ocarina.


    As soon as the sound of the flute came together, brother pheasant instantly red his eyes, sour nose and shook his head slightly.


    Having just said so many tragic things about his mother and childhood, brother pheasant didn''t frown. He had already developed a heart of stone along the way.


    After all, Xiangjiang''s entertainment circle is not so easy to mix.


    But this beautiful and sad melody made him live in Bengbu.


    The scenery of my hometown?


    The most beautiful scenery in my hometown is what my mother looks like when she works?


    When the program was broadcast here, it edited the wonderful scenery of Lijia village. It is really beautiful here. Especially every morning, the mountain fog is filled like the vast sea, and the mountain heads float on the sea like islands. It is very beautiful.


    With this music, it''s beautiful.


    And brother pheasant wiped his face, turned to the beginning and said cruel words to the camera: "don''t shoot! Woo..."


    Woo woo


    Barrage:


    "I didn''t expect brother pheasant to have such a miserable childhood..."


    "It''s unbearable to sell children!"


    "Don''t persuade others to be kind without his knowledge."


    "Song?"


    "Serious brother wants to enlarge the move again!"


    "Pure music? It reminds me of the soundtrack of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. Li Tiezhu is really a genius!"


    "Wow... This, this..."


    "I heard my hair stand up."


    "In fact, if it hadn''t been for the conversation between brother pheasant and iron pillar, this song wouldn''t be so moving."


    "But it sounds true."


    "Isn''t this song wonderful? It''s perfect!"


    "Serious brother''s music, there is no mediocre, no capital."


    "I''m kidding. Did you pick up the three Grammys?"


    "Please, Li Tiezhu, make a pure music album!"


    "Say it or not, civilized you, me and him."


    "I have the soundtrack album of dream ¡¤ Three Kingdoms. It''s really fragrant!"


    "I don''t play games, but I''m going to listen. Is it really good?"


    "Is it good? The divine work is good? In terms of artistic value, it is definitely much higher than his pop songs!"


    "I miss my mother too..."


    The song was not long and ended in less than five minutes.


    The pheasant wiped his tears hard and continued to threaten the cameraman with red eyes: "cut off what you photographed me and don''t broadcast it."


    Li Tiezhu: "all right, all right! With Wang Party A''s urine, he will definitely dial it out, and he will give you close-up and upgrade shots, ha ha... Suck it away ~"


    The goods cried and wiped their nose.


    Then, the two men with a age difference of 32 left with shoulder to shoulder.


    Pheasant said, "before leaving in the afternoon, let Jiashi climb to kowtow to his dry grandmother. If you have a chance in the future, let Jiashi climb to have a look more..."


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile, "there''s no need to come specially. Maybe I''ll have a son soon!"


    Yes, I''ll have a baby next year!


    Or two.


    Thank you, second uncle, for bringing me the fine tradition of giving birth to twins to Lao Li''s family!


    It was less than seven o''clock after going back, and the others had not got up yet. Li Tiezhu began to make breakfast. Today, he was going to make a small cage bag for Baoer.


    Pheasants are very skilled at making fire and cooking pots. He has done no less farm work than Li Tiezhu since childhood. This kind of thing is of little significance to him.


    Li Tiezhu cooked vegetable leaf porridge in the pot, put a spoonful of lard and two spoonfuls of salt, which is better to drink.


    Then, crawling and Zhao Liya came down from the tree house.


    Li Tiezhu took out the noodles made last night and began to make steamed stuffed buns, while pheasants went to boil water to make milk powder. Although his face stinks, he is also very good to his children, second only to puff, the beautiful little girl in where''s dad.


    The task given by the program group today is a little complicated. Let the guests install air conditioners for the school children


    Yes, the air conditioner Li Tiezhu bought for the school has arrived, but it really won''t be installed!


    Fortunately, there are two professional air conditioning masters. They only need help.


    After installing the air conditioner, the pheasant suddenly said, "I want to let him go to primary school here. Only after he has experienced this condition can he know what hardship is."


    Li Tiezhu: "forget it, you can''t bear it."


    The pheasant tried to refute, but he couldn''t open his mouth.


    On reflection, his daughter-in-law caier stared and said, "well, pheasants have to advise themselves. How can they let their son eat the hardships they suffered when they were a child?"?


    It doesn''t matter if he''s worthless. Just be safe.


    After all, it''s an old man


    (for those not updated yesterday, another chapter will be added tomorrow)

 Chapter 840

    (the previous chapter was 839, wrong)


    After installing the air conditioner, Li Tiezhu gave water to the air conditioner masters.


    The pheasant chatted with the air conditioner master: "master, what do you do?"


    The two air-conditioning masters looked at each other, looked back at the newly installed air-conditioning in the classroom, and showed their expression of doubt about life. Yes, what do we do? Is it electric welding?


    "Stupid enemy, I guess they install air conditioners."


    The pheasant knocked on his skull: "ah... Yes, I was infected by Li Tiezhu."


    After the eighth episode was recorded, pheasants and dung crawlers left. There came a big guy, Hollywood movie king uncle Guo and Jason stanson.


    Li Tiezhu took him digging mud and burning red bricks all day, which made him tired and bald.


    At six o''clock the next morning, he shouted to Uncle Jason and taught him to dig the field. He tossed until he left at five o''clock in the afternoon. Zhao Liya sent him lunch to eat on the ridge.


    In one day, Taida earned 150 yuan for the primitive family. The reason for the discount is that Taitian''s standard is worrying and its efficiency is low.


    During the interview, Jason stanson sat barefoot on the ridge and panted:


    "This is a special experience. You know, this trip is completely out of my life. I mean... It''s too difficult! I never knew that I could make bricks like this. It''s so primitive, simple and boring, but it''s full of wisdom and strength. Yes, human physical strength. As for tuotian, it''s more like a technical job. Cows are obedient, but It''s still very difficult for me. In short... Everything is over. Thank Ian Pella for helping me, but I don''t want to come to this program again, ha ha... "


    Uncle Jason''s last shot was sleeping on the seat. He couldn''t wake up.


    The barrage said that Li Tiezhu was an animal:


    "Why is it delicious and fun to climb with shit?"


    "And Yaxing creates music. When my uncle Guo comes, you use him as an animal?"


    "Is this hell mode?"


    "My uncle was tired and vomited."


    "I''m tired and bald!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Uncle said he would never come again. He died of laughter."


    "Felt deep malice."


    "To tell you the truth, little plum and other artists are very relaxed when they come, Guo Da..."


    "Did Uncle Guo offend Li Tiezhu?"


    "Probably same-sex repulsion? They are all action stars."


    When interviewed by the program group, Li Tiezhu said:


    "That''s different. All the people who come to this program are ordinary artists. How can they suffer? Uncle Jason is different. He''s a tough guy! Action star! I like his movies very much. His physique and muscles are... Stronger than Wu Jing. He can beat ten like my master. Burning brick fields is not a piece of cake for him. How can we look down on him because he''s old What about him? Of course, let him have a full life in these two days. He must want to learn something when he comes to this program... "


    Bullet screen comments are also unable to make complaints about it. It is just a silent, uniform brush pattern, which shows the praise.


    In the tenth issue, the guests are Uncle Yu Qian and Guo gangde. The real uncle Guo is coming.


    Li Tiezhu asked two old men to build walls with cement. They were going to build the kitchen. Their kitchen now has only one stove.


    Good guy, Mr. Guo built one meter two below, which is too high to reach. Mr. Yu built one meter two to two meters four above, which is very efficient. While building the wall, he also talked about crosstalk, which made Nie Yao and Zhao Liya giggle. Oh, Huo laughed. Li Tiezhu and donkey were trying to move bricks, but they didn''t listen.


    The two old men talked all morning and stopped talking in the afternoon. They had low back pain and lung pain.


    The sun was slanting to the West. Mr. Guo squatted next to the bamboo shed with his dog in his arms. His legs and stomach were still shaking. He bared his teeth and said, "dog! Your master is inhuman... You really treat people as donkeys!"


    Yu Qian drank sorghum wine in the next shed: "Oh! There is no donkey with such short legs."


    Guo gangde was stunned. He looked at himself and the donkey eating grass not far away. For a time, he had mixed feelings, but he couldn''t say.


    Li Tiezhu is killing ducks. The prize drawn by teacher Guo is ready to kill the old duck soup with sour radish in the evening. At this time, he relieved Mr. Guo and said:


    "He said nonsense. Don''t be afraid, Mr. Guo. There are also short legged donkeys."


    Yu Qian looked at Guo gangde: "Oh! I''m clumsy. I didn''t recognize it."


    Guo gangde: "you don''t live?"


    Li Tiezhu pulled out the duck feathers and said, "don''t be angry, Mr. Guo. I don''t mean you''re a donkey. I mean you''re not like a donkey."


    Yu Qian: "yes! It''s really different, so I didn''t recognize it."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, so I''ll explain it to Mr. Guo."


    Guo gangde looked at Li Tiezhu: "then... Do I have to thank you?"


    Yu Qian took another sip of wine: "Hey! That''s not necessary. Iron pillar knows donkey better than me, do you understand?"


    Guo gangde: "I don''t understand."


    Yu Qian pointed to the donkey eating grass and said, "don''t humble yourself. The donkey doesn''t understand."


    "Wow, you deceive people too much!"


    Guo gangde jumped up, five centimeters off the ground, barked and threw a dog at Yu Qian.


    "Ow ~"


    Oh, I''m stupid. Why did you fly?


    This is... To God?


    Yu Qian quickly caught Oh Huo with one hand: "what are you doing? Tiger poison doesn''t eat children!"


    Guo gangde rolled up his sleeves.


    Yu Qian stood up and said, "why do you want to fight?"


    Guo gangde: "no! I''ll cut the radish."


    Yu Qian sat back with the dog in his arms and said to the donkey not far away, "see? Learn, can you cut radishes? You know how to eat..."


    Zhao Liya and Nie Yao hide far away and laugh. One is burning a fire and the other is washing vegetables.


    Li Tiezhu smiled. Mr. donkey has been holding it for too long. He is trying his best to revenge here.


    The barrage laughed wildly:


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "I laugh at all my shit."


    "What is this tiger wolf line?"


    "The whole elite of Chinese crosstalk is here."


    "It''s not better than Yunde society?"


    "Donkey teacher perfect revenge."


    "It is said that these are the only two who can stand against Guo gangde in the whole circle."


    "What a poor little black fat man."


    "Only Uncle Li Fengchang can stand against Li Tiezhu."


    "Are you talking about Daniel or calf?"


    "Guo gangde cursed and threw a dog at you."


    "Dog: it''s like flying ~"


    "Why can you send voice?"


    "The donkey doesn''t know, ha ha ha!"


    "Cutting radish is OK?"


    After cutting the sour radish, Guo gangde came out with a kitchen knife and said, "elder martial brother, ask you something."


    Yu Qian: "you say."


    "Do you say there are short legged donkeys in the world?"


    "That should not be."


    "Do you have a hot donkey?"


    "If you have to scald it, you can probably do it."


    "Ah! Then I won''t be confused. Elder martial brother knows more."


    "Nonsense, you have a knife. Can''t I understand it? Even if you ask me about relativistic quantum mechanics, I have to understand it!"


    "You are so knowledgeable."


    Holding the truth in his hand, Guo gangde pulled a knife flower and almost cut himself to death. He was startled. He stopped pulling it and walked eight steps to Li Tiezhu who pulled out the duck feather. At this time, uncle Guo was refreshed, his waist was not sour, his legs were not painful, and he felt that he could climb ten trees at one go.


    "Li Tiezhu!"


    "Why?"


    Li Tiezhu pulled out the duck''s feathers almost, took up the axe and looked at Uncle Guo innocently.


    Uncle Guo looked at the axe and his kitchen knife and smiled, "what... Is there anything else to cut after the radish is cut?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah! Shredded potatoes."


    Uncle Guo: "bang! Wrap it on me!"


    Yu Qian was so happy that he almost choked when he drank. Then, he poured a small mouthful into his mouth, and ran away. He ran out of several fields in one breath. The speed was almost taking off.


    Zhao Liya: "what''s the matter? Oh, what''s the matter?"


    Yu Qian: "ha ha! Wine is a good thing. It can stimulate the dog''s physical potential. Look how happy it is."


    Zhao Liya took the smoking tongs and said, "do you want a perm?"


    Dare to bully my dog?


    Yu Qian: "no, I''ll have a cigarette. You''re busy!"


    Li Tiezhu took an axe to chop several wooden branches and lit them. He burned the appearance of the ducks with a flame. Then he began to chop the ducks with an axe for cooking, making a noise.


    When Nie Yao finished washing the dishes and was ready to cut them, he saw that Mr. Guo had cut them. He said curiously, "Mr. Guo, can you cut shredded potatoes, too?"


    Guo gangde: "nonsense, he has an axe. Can I cut it?"


    Nie Yao smiled a little low and burst out laughing.


    The dinner was very rich. The electric light was connected in the shed, and the small bamboo table could hardly hold so many dishes. Sour radish duck soup, stewed rice with taro, shredded potatoes with green pepper, crispy peanuts, braised pork with bamboo shoots, stewed hoof flowers with soybeans, fried snails.


    Well, the snail was picked up by Li Tiezhu in the field when the fake uncle Guo was in the field yesterday.


    It''s a pity that uncle Guo left yesterday and didn''t eat. Today, he cooked it for another real uncle Guo, which can be regarded as letting uncle Guo rest in peace... No, he got what he wanted.


    Barrage:


    "Ho! This table..."


    "Jason stanson: are you polite?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Guo gangde ate the snails picked up by Guo Dadian."


    "Although Lao Guo and uncle Yu work a lot, they eat well!"


    "There is no harm without comparison."


    Teacher Yu is most satisfied with these dishes. The wine is good.


    Guo gangde finished two bowls of potato stewed rice first, and then began to eat vegetables slowly when he was full. He was really tired today. He really didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be so cruel and let him move bricks and build walls.


    Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu are drinking and chatting with Uncle Yu.


    Guo gangde chewed a small pig''s hoof, burped, threw the bone to Oh Huo, and sighed, "I knew I wouldn''t come."


    Li Tiezhu: "the contracts have been signed..."


    Yu Qian said, "well, no, it was our disciples, Qin Tao and Yue Yupeng, who signed the contract. As soon as we heard that they were coming to have a big meal, we thought about the busy work of the children. Don''t come back and forth. We said to come for them. The program team was also very happy. They were also very moved."


    Li Tiezhu: "dare to move? I''m afraid I dare not move."


    Yu Qian: "one meaning!"


    Guo gangde: "I''m really tired today. Don''t work tomorrow? The kitchen wall has been built for you."


    Li Tiezhu said, "build another roof and catch eels in the pond in the afternoon? The water is very shallow, less than half a meter."


    Yu Qian: "it''s too dangerous. Don''t drown the horn later."


    Guo gangde: "

 Chapter 841

    Li Tiezhu: "can you drown people half a meter deep?"


    Yu Qian: "the water is half a meter deep, and there is mud? How deep is the mud?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, it''s almost one meter. It''s very dangerous. Mr. Guo will cheer us on the shore tomorrow, together with Oh Huo."


    Yu Qian: "dogs don''t have to. Dogs can swim naturally. They are better than Mr. Guo."


    Guo gangde: "what is a dog better than me?"


    Yu Qian: "can you swim, too?"


    "How fresh!"


    "Also, fat people can float by themselves. Then you are better than a dog. A dog can''t. It has to dig."


    "That''s... Ah?"


    "And you can speak crosstalk."


    "Oh?"


    Guo gangde''s newly clamped pig''s hoof fell off. Did you put it here today to hurt me? What''s the matter? Tigers don''t get sick when I''m a cat


    Li Tiezhu said, "I can also cut shredded potatoes."


    Yu Qian: "yes! Donkeys can''t do that."


    Guo gangde: "brother qian''er, do you say we still pay bonuses this year? Don''t we expand a theater? Otherwise, don''t pay it this year."


    Yu Qian: "donkeys can''t do that!"


    Zhao Liya: "ha ha ha..."


    Nie Yao choked with laughter when he drank the soup: "cough..."


    Guo gangde: "


    Is this crazy? Even threats don''t work? Does Li Tiezhu have a buff effect? Blessed?


    Li Tiezhu poked the fire and said, "Mr. Guo, uncle Yu said that if you pay a bonus this year, you are a donkey."


    Yu Qian: "hey? Hey?"


    Guo gangde: "well... It makes sense."


    Yu Qian put down his glass and went to pick up Li Tiezhu: "no, which side are you? Didn''t you agree to avenge me? I''ve been bullied by the boss for decades. Do you have any sympathy..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''ll just say that casually. How dare you believe it? What revenge do I take for you? I just want to add some program effect."


    Yu Qian: "you fooled me?"


    Barrage:


    "Half a meter deep can only drown another teacher Guo?"


    "Xiao Si?"


    "Lao Guo is more difficult unless his head is down."


    "These three are losing more and more."


    "It''s rare to see Guo gangde eat flat."


    "This is a famous scene!"


    "No! Here is the famous scene, high-energy warning!"


    "Nuclear power ahead, non combatants, please evacuate."


    "Don''t eat. You''ll choke."


    Guo gangde grinned and gnawed at the pig''s hoof. Good guy, it was collusion.


    He took out his mobile phone and brushed it. He touched Nie Yao: "brother Yao, the signal on the top of the mountain is not very good."


    Nie Yao: "open."


    Guo gangde: "password."


    "Ltz981010, Li Tiezhu''s initials and birthday."


    "Oh... Your mobile phone is hot. How can you use his birthday as the password? It''s too ambiguous!"


    "He can''t remember using other passwords. He asks every day."


    "That''s a good excuse. I almost believed it."


    "No, we..."


    "Yes!"


    "What do you know? He and I are friends of gentlemen."


    "Oh... Friends of gentlemen! Don''t dare say it on TV, program group. Cut this paragraph off."


    "Why? What do you think?"


    "I didn''t think of anything. What do you think I think? Young man, your mind is very dangerous."


    "I... you..."


    Nie Yao was surrounded by the whole circle. How could he get in?


    Guo gangde: "stop talking. Besides, everyone knows."


    Zhao Liya said, "brother Yao, keep a low profile! Don''t make any gossip for silly column."


    Nie Yao: "


    Zhao Liya, which end are you from? What do you have to do with iron pillar? Don''t I know? Why are you fooling around?


    No way, rabbit smashing is so evil.


    Guo gangde brushed his mobile phone and chewed pig''s feet.


    Um... Comfortable.


    Brother Yao is good. He is a person who can easily bring happiness to people. No wonder Tiezhu likes him so much.


    Their happiness is based on Nie Yao''s pain, which is very immoral.


    Nie Yao asked Li Tiezhu for help: "Tiezhu, please clarify."


    Li Tiezhu had a drink with Yu Qian and said, "clarify what? Didn''t you say everything? The friendship between gentlemen is thin."


    Zhao Liya: "poof ~ box..."


    Yu Qian: "choking, coughing, coughing, coughing..."


    It''s really choking.


    Guo gangde also laughed and clapped Yu Qian on the back. He couldn''t choke to death. He didn''t buy insurance for him this year.


    Nie Yao stamped his foot: "it''s as light as water!"


    Li Tiezhu sandwiched some sour radishes for himself: "they are all the same. Brother Yao and I kissed each other when we met for the first time!"


    Guo gangde: "is it so direct? Don''t hold hands first and then kiss?"


    Now it''s Mr. Guo''s turn to take revenge.


    Zhao Liya slapped the table with a smile.


    Yu Qian, who just took a breath, laughed and gasped. He choked on his saliva and his face turned red.


    Nie Yao: "it was kind, not pro... There were a lot of people at that time."


    Guo gangde: "Oh, that''s inconvenient."


    Nie Yao: "this... Iron pillar, you say."


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t talk nonsense with Mr. Guo. He likes to bully people and take advantage of his mouth. Unlike me, he is honest."


    Nie Yao: "you are honest, fart!"


    Li Tiezhu: "speaking of fart, I remember. The first time I saw brother Yao was in the Three Kingdoms crew. Our friendship began at that time. I stabbed him in the ass as soon as I met him..."


    Nie Yao covered his face: "


    eldest brother! What are you talking about? Although what you said is true, it sounds strange. It seems... The more you describe it, the darker it becomes!


    Finished


    Guo gangde stopped clapping Yu Qian''s back. He loved to die. He began to applaud: "there is a picture! Li Tiezhu is an honest man. What he said must be the truth."


    Zhao Liya smiled, holding her waist with one hand and wiping her tears with the other.


    Yu Qian is still coughing.


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, I never lie."


    Nie Yao: "stop talking, please."


    Li Tiezhu spread his hands: "didn''t you let me say it?"


    The barrage is insane:


    "Guo gangde: if I can''t defeat others, I will defeat brother Yao."


    "Brother Yao: why am I always injured?"


    "Too ambiguous?"


    "Friends of gentlemen are as light as water?"


    "Egg water?"


    "Brake! Or I''ll jump."


    "Is this car special? Guo gangde drove it. How do you brake?"


    "Kiss as soon as you meet?"


    "I''m so convinced. Can I understand that?"


    "It''s really immoral. We should hold hands first and then kiss."


    "I stabbed him in the ass as soon as I met him, hahaha..."


    "I can''t laugh!"


    "Ya Ya smiles so happily. It must be a rotten girl!"


    "What is the word of tiger and wolf?"


    "Box box box box..."


    "I still have that moving picture on my mobile phone. It''s a famous scene!"


    "The relationship between Tiezhu and Nie Yao is solid."


    "Serious brother, this silly batch..."


    "Li Tiezhu refuted the rumor: it''s a poke, not an eye!"


    "Lying trough!"


    Nie Yao is going crazy. He drinks deeply and doesn''t want to talk to anyone. They are all bad people, especially Guo gangde and Zhao Liya.


    Li Tiezhu gave Nie Yao a piece of duck neck meat: "brother Yao, don''t just drink and eat."


    Nie Yao looked at the duck neck in the bowl and collapsed even more.


    Sure enough, Zhao Liya, Guo gangde and Yu Qian burst into laughter again.


    Li Tiezhu asked Nie Yao, "what are they laughing at?"


    Nie Yao took another sip of wine and didn''t want to talk.


    Zhao Liya: "hehe... Brother Yao, eat quickly. Li Tiezhu specially prepared the food for you. Why are you so polite? You are good brothers sleeping together. Why are you out of sight?"


    The dark rabbit hit again.


    Nie yuan picked up the bowl and poured the duck neck into Li Tiezhu''s bowl, silently resisting.


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "brother Yao, what''s the matter with you?"


    Zhao Liya: "he''s angry. Don''t you coax him?"


    Li Tiezhu: "?"


    Nie Yao himself laughed: "box... I really convinced you!"


    Zhao Liya: "brother Yao, don''t be angry. Their men are big pig hooves."


    Nie Yao: "take the magic power, ya ya!"


    In the midst of laughter, everyone had a happy and relaxed night, except Nie Yao and donkey.


    The tractor was frightened by their laughter and lost sleep that night.


    The next day, when Nie Yao got up to wash, Li Tiezhu, who was cleaning up donkey dung and eggs, greeted him affectionately:


    "Brother Yao, what would you like to eat in the morning? I''ll make it for you!"


    Zhao Liya was lying at the tree house window with her hair on her head: "Oh, yo ~"


    Nie Yao reddened his ears for no reason: "go away! You don''t care what I eat."


    Zhao Liya: "yes, brother Yao! That''s it. Let him understand that I''m angry and can''t coax well."


    Nie Yao: "# £¤ @%& * #@..."


    Li Tiezhu looked up and said to Zhao Liya, "stop talking. Brother Yao kicked the quilt last night. I covered it for him. I guess he didn''t rest well and has a bad temper."


    "Box box box..."


    Zhao Liya smiled and hit her head against the window frame.


    Li Tiezhu looked blankly and always felt... There was something wrong.


    Fortunately, she continued to work in the morning. Zhao Liya took her donkey to camel bamboo leaves and had no time to do things. It took them only three hours to put up a roof over the kitchen that had been built yesterday.


    After lunch, several people took the bamboo basket made by Li Tiezhu to the pond.


    After threshing the millet, the villagers have to plough the field again. There is a final technical work in ploughing, which is called edging. It is to plough the four sides of the paddy field deeply, paste the inner side of the ridge with thin mud, and lock the water in the field.


    In winter, water is stored in the field, so the water in the pond is almost drained.


    Now, such a big pond is full of mud, only the deepest place in the middle has some water Dang, less than half a meter deep. This is the opportunity to pick up fish and catch loach.


    In ordinary years, the villagers will come to sweep it.


    But not this year. They are very simple. Since they can''t send grain and bacon at the beginning, they will give the fish and shrimp to Li Tiezhu.


    The program group didn''t say anything. It defaults.


    The little black fat man was the first to go to the pond. It was estimated that he was eager to drown him in the water half a meter deep in the front. Then he fell into the mud and couldn''t pull it out.


    "Iron pillar! Help me!"


    Mr. Guo''s cry was a little sharp.


    Yu Qian took a cigarette in his mouth and said, "what''s the panic? Just wait. I''ll pull you out after smoking this cigarette."


    Li Tiezhu also felt that most of the cigarettes were lost. It was a pity: "brother Yao!"


    Nie Yao is catching loach: "open."


    "No, you go and help Mr. Guo."


    "Oh."


    So... Nie Yao also fell in, and the mud over there was over his knee.


    Then Zhao Liya also went to save people. She also took herself in. The three people looked at the two smoking on the shore together.


    Yu Qian flicked the ash: "this is master Hulu saving the doll! Shall we go? What if all five are trapped in it?"

 Chapter 842

    Li Tiezhu said, "what else? Let''s go back and have a drink?"


    Yu Qian: "that''s nice. Just last night''s Peanuts left the old ones... Let them plant them inside. Next year we''ll collect a car of Guo gangde."


    "That''s not chaos in the world?"


    "Yes, there are enough evils."


    Li Tiezhu smiled. This is uncle Yu and uncle Guo.


    Oh, but I''m so flustered. The little guy has been for nearly three months. He''s very clever.


    Seeing the master in the mire, he was very worried and shouted at Li Tiezhu. After all, it had always been brought by Zhao Liya.


    The dog was almost crying: "woof woof woof ~"


    Uncle Yu was not a human being and said to the dog, "ho! True or false?"


    "Woof woof..."


    "Well, what else?"


    "Wow!"


    "Hi! I haven''t heard of it."


    "Woof!"


    "If you have something to say, don''t worry. Shall we straighten our tongue?"


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    "Don''t be quiet!"


    Li Tiezhu is stupid. He deserves to be the best in the world. Can he even hold a special dog? Is there anything you can''t hold in this world?


    "Woof, woof, woof..."


    "How do you know so well?"


    "Wang..."


    "Who? Trapped?"


    "Ow ~"


    "What does it have to do with you? What''s your hurry here?"


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    "Listen to me and calm down."


    "Woo..."


    Uncle was so happy that he annoyed the dog.


    Isn''t it?


    The dog was so angry that he jumped down from the pond bank and was loyal to the Savior.


    Brave dogs are not afraid of sleepiness


    I went and planted the mud directly, head down, with two small short legs still struggling.


    Yu Qian said, "Oh! Don''t think about it. It''s good to live."


    Li Tiezhu was startled and jumped down quickly. He pulled out Oh Huo and rushed to the water Dang in the pond to wash the dog.


    OK, life is tenacious, don''t cry, look at Zhao Liya.


    Li Tiezhu wrung or smoothed the dog dry, put it in his pocket, and went to save the three of them.


    Barrage:


    "This is a master, this is a master!"


    "This is a real dog, this is a real dog!"


    "Yu Qian holds everything."


    "I laugh and can talk with dogs?"


    "Mr. Yu is very human."


    "After all, it''s the man who ran across the Bund..."


    "The dog collapsed, ha ha..."


    "Jumped down the trough!"


    "Ha ha! It''s mud."


    "Although it''s very poor, I can''t help laughing."


    "Uncle Yu is really unique!"


    Those three are in a stable mood and even laughing.


    Nie Yao: "I took it. Uncle Yu, what the hell is this operation?"


    Zhao Liya said with emotion: "Sir, this is self release! Our program is really special. Hey, my dog..."


    Guo gangde: "don''t worry, I can''t die. Brother Qian Er''s eloquence is unique. He usually lets me. If I really want to fight, I''m not as good as him. You can see that he can hold a dog, let alone me. I''m better than a dog..."


    Nie Yao and Zhao Liya look at Uncle Guo at the same time. Why did you suddenly commit suicide?


    Guo gangde is also a monk. What am I talking about?


    Well, Li Tiezhu is poisonous!


    Li Tiezhu came over, first pulled Zhao Liya out of the mud, carried her ashore, and gave her the dog: "go back and make a fire to heat it."


    Zhao Liya: "heat up? Leftovers?"


    "Bake!"


    "Oh."


    Then, Li Tiezhu came to the two men.


    In fact, the reason for falling in is very simple. They have too little strength and have no skills to walk through the fields. Naturally, they can''t pull it out by themselves.


    "Come on, shake your feet left and right, let the air in, and then lift your feet gently and slowly. Will you come out? Don''t use brute force. The slower it is, the less effort it is. Well, you go to the shallow mud place. I''ll come here."


    Next, Li Tiezhu, Guo gangde and Nie Yao, carrying a bamboo basket, swept the pond, and their pants were soaked.


    Unlike the mushroom house, each person was given a waterproof suit. The primitive people didn''t have that treatment. Nie Yao was stabbed by a clam shell, but he didn''t bleed.


    Nie Yao: "iron pillar, is there any way to protect your feet? Don''t stab Mr. Guo."


    Guo gangde also looked at Li Tiezhu. Indeed, he always stepped on a clam shell in the pond.


    Li Tiezhu said: "yes, it must be pregnant. There are still many left, which are put on your feet."


    Guo gangde: "do you still bring this thing on the program?"


    Nie Yao said with a bad smile, "who knows what his dog''s brain thinks."


    Guo gangde looked at Nie Yao: "it''s not easy, brother Yao!"


    Nie Yao: "?"


    Uncle Yu didn''t go down to the pond. He moved a bamboo horse and sat on the shore with a wine gourd. The gourd was sent by brother Shu. It was also his handiwork. Peonies were carved on the gourd.


    Whenever villagers passed by, uncle Yu would smoke and chat with them, and the staff would not let go.


    "Did you eat?"


    "Pick dung? Oh! It''s fresh enough and tastes good!"


    "Oh, this sheep can be watery. How much is it a kilo?"


    "Not for sale?"


    "Elder sister, are you carrying sweet potato vines? Can you finish eating so much? How many people in your family?"


    "Ah... Feed the pigs."


    "Isn''t this the second uncle of Tiezhu? I''ve seen him in Jinmen. What are you doing?"


    "Hey! The school invites parents. What''s the matter with those two?"


    "Take off girls'' shoes? Good guy, these two boys are smart when they are young..."


    "Man, your camera is so small. Does the program team have no money?"


    "Shoot me with a small one? Shoot Li Tiezhu with a big machine? Hey..."


    "Wang Jia!"


    At 4 p.m., Li Tiezhu and others finally came out of the pond. Snails, loaches, eels, crucian carp... Were full of harvest.


    Nie Yao: "today''s harvest is really good. Tomorrow''s guests will have a blessing in mouth."


    Guo gangde: "not tonight?"


    Nie Yao: "just the three of us can make do with some leftovers. Leave it to the guests, otherwise we have to spend points to buy vegetables tomorrow."


    Guo gangde: "I think I''d better do it all and give them a good time."


    Li Tiezhu gathered the three bamboo baskets together and said, "hard work, Mr. Guo, er... Hard work, uncle qian''er, let''s go back and change clothes? Then I''ll take you to the car."


    Guo gangde smiled: "what car?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the program team''s car will take you back to town."


    Guo gangde said, "who said we were leaving?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean?"


    Yu Qian came over, looked like I was your uncle, and said, "let me tell you, we didn''t plan to go until we finished the festival catalogue for you."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Nie Yao: "there''s not enough rice..."


    Guo gangde: "that doesn''t matter! You have to take care of the meal when we come. Today is the tenth issue? There are still two issues and four days behind. Don''t try to deceive me. I know you still have a chance to order takeout. I want to have a big meal."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s been a long time. Are you here for vacation?"


    Guo gangde: "so what? If you can kill me?"


    Little black fat man is very arrogant!


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Although I have this ability, I can''t really do it. If I kill him, I have to spend money to buy him sushi


    Yu Qian: "kill him and I''ll eat his share."


    Guo gangde went up and beat Yu Qian on the chest with a small fist: "are you bored?"


    Nie Yao: "woo ~"


    In a word, the two leaders are so bad. Li Tiezhu is really embarrassed to rush people. After all, with their coffee and ability, they are building blocks for the program.


    Dinner has to be a little bigger.


    Fried small fish, raking loach, dry fried eel, spicy fried snail, taro roast chicken, as well as last night''s leftovers and sour radish old duck soup.


    In the evening, Yu Qian and Li Tiezhu drank a lot of wine and were happy for another day.


    Zhao Liya and brother Yao take old clothes to make clothes for the dog. Let alone, Zhao Liya can''t even wear needles. Nie Yao''s needlework is first-class. Zhao Liya is responsible for creativity and Nie Yao is responsible for realization.


    Why do you want to make dog clothes? It''s because... Zhao Liya heated the dog. No, when she dried it, she burned a large pinch of hair on the dog''s ass, and even gave the smell of meat.


    It is said that the dog peed and thought its owner was going to roast it.


    Zhao Liya kept holding oh and reading: "Mom, I''m sorry for you. I didn''t mean to..."


    I have to say, oh, Huo is also an ill fated dog.


    In order to make up for her fault, Zhao Liya took Oh Huo to the tree house this night and made an exception to let it sleep by the bed.


    Another day, early morning.


    Guo gangde and Yu Qian got up early, earlier than Li Tiezhu. They walked along the cliff, chatting and exercising.


    They are really familiar with Li Tiezhu, so they can be so rude, just like SiHa brothers.


    Walking, I saw a man coming from the station of the program team, dragging a suitcase and sunglasses. It looked like today''s new guest.


    The two of them walked over while sitting for chest expansion exercise.


    Guo gangde turned his back and said, "yo! Isn''t this who? Who''s that? The one who often plays hooligans!"


    Yu Qian held a cigarette in his mouth and said, "it''s still a show?"


    "Yes, he looks like a hooligan."


    "What do you mean like? If you can''t speak, people grow up according to hooligans. This is called... Directional growth. Hey! Are you professional, buddy?"


    "Professional! I make you a rogue appraiser."


    "I''m flattered. There are many hooligans. Do you know Guo gangde? Hey..."


    "Get out!"


    The two began to talk about crosstalk again.


    Sun Lei tried to keep his eyes wide open. "Please call me Yan Wang!"


    Yu Qian: "don''t talk nonsense, hurry to draw the lottery!"


    Guo gangde: "smoke! If you can''t smoke well, we''ll repatriate you directly."


    Sun Lei is also an old variety player. After listening to them, he was not in a hurry: "what do you mean? Aren''t you a guest in the last issue? Why haven''t you left? What''s the matter with you?"


    The three are about the same age. Sun Lei is one year younger than uncle Yu, but three years older than Guo gangde. His peers talk about friendship. They don''t meet much, but they have a good relationship. In addition, everyone has a good sense of variety. Naturally, they can collide with each other.


    Guo gangde: "aren''t we going? Tiezhu won''t let us go. He said that you are the guest in this issue."


    Yu Qian: "Hey! Who said no."


    Sun Lei: "I''m afraid I''ll put them in the limelight and let you put them down?"


    Guo gangde: "that''s not true, mainly because I''m afraid you don''t have a sense of variety. The penultimate phase can''t be vague."


    Yu Qian: "not so much?"


    Sun Lei smiled and said, "where''s the rope? Who has the rope? I''ll tie them up and let Li Tiezhu pay the ransom..."


    Guo gangde was startled: "take it easy, man. We''re on TV."


    Sun Lei: "how fresh? When are we not on TV?"


    Yu Qian shook his head: "corner, idea, pull!"


    Guo gangde: "green mountains don''t change. Green water flows forever. Hey? Brother Qian, why are you pulling me?"


    Isn''t this the weakened version of Li Tiezhu? What are you doing to him? Get out!


    (to make up for the arrears of the day before yesterday, end)

 Chapter 843

    Instead of going to the lottery immediately, sun Lei studied the turntable of the lottery.


    Through research, he found that the colorful lottery disc can rotate. There is a fixed pointer in the middle, pointing directly above. After the rotation stops, the object pointed by the pointer is the prize.


    In fact, every lucky draw is like this. Sun Lei just wants to see if this is the same.


    It''s the same.


    He raised his hand, grabbed the pointer and broke it to the side.


    Patter~


    The pointer made of cardboard is broken.


    The staff at the scene were stupid.


    Wang Zhengyu: "Sun Lei, what''s the matter with you?"


    Sun Lei: "didn''t you let me turn? Your pointer can''t turn."


    Wang Zhengyu: "


    There was no way but to let the staff rush to repair, and then cut a pointer and stick it on the site.


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha, the painting style is different."


    "Is sun Lei here to attend the infinite mushroom house?"


    "Normal people don''t turn the pointer."


    "He did it on purpose."


    "I''m so happy."


    "No, sun Lei''s expression is to do something."


    Guo gangde whispered to Yu Qian: "the old comprehensive artist is different. What a thief!"


    Yu Qian: "Hey! I''m not serious."


    Guo gangde: "serious people, who does this shit? What are you doing?"


    Yu Qian: "I won''t..."


    While the staff were busy mending the pointer, sun Lei calmly took a bottle of organic milk provided by the sponsor and took a sip. Then, he followed a section of double-sided adhesive cut by the staff and stuck it on the milk bottle, slowly walked around the lottery plate, stuck the milk behind the lottery plate and held it with his hand.


    The 180 degree direction opposite the bottle is the highest award with an adjusted probability of only 5% -- a complete set of ingredients for Buddha jumping over the wall.


    Abalone, sea cucumber, fish lip, yak skin glue, Pleurotus eryngii, tendon, mushroom, etc.


    Because of the counterweight of the milk box, it is almost certain that the Buddha will jump over the wall.


    Guo gangde wiped his face: "this is really not a human thing! Why didn''t we think of it the day before yesterday?"


    Yu Qian: "yes! You should think of it."


    Guo gangde glanced at Yu Qian: "make it clear to me why it''s not done by people. Should I think of it?"


    Yu Qian smiled: "Hey! You don''t do ordinary personnel."


    Over there, as soon as the pointer was repaired, sun Lei turned the lottery plate, which swung around, and finally pointed to the Buddha jumping off the wall.


    Sun Lei smiled and said, "director Wang, thank you!"


    Wang Zhengyu: "no, is there a problem with the award plate? How to turn..."


    "There is a problem. The pointer is broken."


    With that, sun Lei pulled out the pointer again, and his action was too natural.


    The staff became busy again.


    Wang Zhengyu: "what are you doing?"


    Taking advantage of the chaos, sun Lei took the milk from the back of the award tray and took another sip. "Anyway, it''s broken. What''s the style of repairing it? People thought the program team had no money."


    Wang Zhengyu: "it''s tomorrow. Other guests will draw later."


    Sun Lei: "there are others? Who?"


    Wang Zhengyu ignored him.


    Sun Lei didn''t care. He half took and half robbed a Buddha jumping wall ingredient from the staff''s freezer and ordered a bottle of red wine.


    Then, he took the bag and... Continued to walk around the freezer, which was pushed away by the staff.


    Barrage:


    "Wow!"


    "It''s worthy of the old Yin ratio from infinite challenges..."


    "This wave of operation is OK."


    "Your Yan king is infinitely rampant!"


    "This is blatant cheating. Didn''t the program team find it?"


    "Broke the pointer again."


    "This is a recidivist!"


    "From the point of view of the modus operandi, it is indeed so."


    At this time, a staff member came to remind Wang Zhengyu that the goods had cheated in the lottery, but it was too late. When the things arrived in sun Lei''s hand, they were like meat buns in the dog''s mouth.


    Mr. Wang accepted the planting!


    An artist carrying a box came over from one side with a happy smile on his face. He immediately disappeared when he saw sun Lei. He said with a guilty heart: "Why are you again? Brother sun Lei, what did I do wrong? How do I meet you every time I go on the program?"


    Sun Lei smiled, narrowed his eyes into a line and walked over: "ha ha! Golden bell cover iron cloth shirt ~"


    Shayi jumped back: "don''t come here! Where''s the iron pillar? Come and protect me. There''s a bad man. Miss Guo and Miss Yu, stop him."


    Yu Qian put his hands together in his sleeves and watched the excitement: "Oh! How fresh, how can there be a good man here?"


    Guo gangde: "that''s right. There aren''t even many people. Don''t say good people."


    Sha Yi hid from sun Lei in a circle, but he was soon caught and wanted to die.


    Sun Lei touched his head and comforted him: "good! Don''t make trouble. This is a primitive man, not an unlimited challenge. No one will harm you."


    Sha Yi was stunned: "yes, ah, it scared me..."


    Sun Lei: "unlimited challenge is for the effect of the program. Why should I treat you for no reason? This program should be to enjoy life. We''re equivalent to going to a restaurant and ordering more dishes later, similar to the little bastard Li Tiezhu."


    Sha Yi smiled: "OK, OK, we are allied today?"


    Sun Lei: "of course, Mr. Yu and Mr. Guo are on our side, right?"


    Guo gangde: "if you don''t tie us, we''ll be on one side."


    Sun Lei took Sha Yi''s box and backpack and urged, "go to the lottery. After smoking, let''s order breakfast and order him twenty or thirty."


    Shayi hurried to trot over, feeling happy. This program also enjoyed the happiness of bullying people.


    It''s covered by sun Leige. He must fly directly.


    On the other hand, sun Lei hid behind the staff, naturally opened Sha Yi''s backpack, took out his wallet, mobile phone and razor and put them in his bag.


    Yu Qian: "ho! This is completely shameless. What are you doing with people and things?"


    Sun Lei''s face was not red and his heart did not jump: "give him a cell phone and a razor. Can he use it?"


    Yu Qian: "people are meant to be useful."


    Sun Lei: "he wants to use it later. I''ll sell it to him. I''ll sell him as many things as I can help me."


    Yu Qian: "hey... You might as well rent it to him."


    Sun Lei: "that''s reasonable! Mr. Yu, you''re really a business genius. Just rent and work for one minute and one hour."


    Yu Qian: "never heard of it! Rent your own things?"


    Guo gangde smiled: "ah, it''s a great honor. It''s rare to witness a person''s degradation history at a close distance!"


    Sun Leitian said shamelessly, "you didn''t meet me earlier."


    Yu Qian: "horn, don''t be poor. Let''s go back and lock the box first. Don''t look back. We also rent things from him."


    Guo gangde: "that makes sense!"


    They walked quickly towards the bamboo shed, with a good sense of crisis.


    Barrage Music:


    "Poor Shayi is here?"


    "Look, it scares the child."


    "I suspect that Shayi will be trapped again."


    "Is there any doubt?"


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Take other people''s mobile phone wallet, worthy of Yan Wang!"


    "Rent your own things, ha ha..."


    "Uncle qian''er is very cautious!"


    "The lock is invalid for sun Lei."


    "Yes, yes, yes..."


    Sun Lei tightened the milk, put it into Shayi''s bag, made up the weight, and muttered, "lock? I don''t have this word in my dictionary! Hey, beauty, do you know how to write lock?"


    The female staff next to him subconsciously took a step aside.


    Sun Lei: "I''m shy. I''m sorry to talk to me. Oh, my beauty..."


    Shayi came back with a rabbit meat: "brother, do you think I can smoke well?"


    Sun Lei returned the bag to him and said, "very good!"


    Sha Yi: "that''s, oh, I''m a little excited when I think I can abuse Li Tiezhu today..."


    Sun Lei smiled but said nothing.


    The barrage was full of voices sympathizing with Sha Yi. However, sympathy comes back to sympathy. Everyone still likes to see Sha Yi abused.


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu is kneading noodles in the shed, ready to roll noodles by hand. Nie Yao and Zhao Liya also wake up. The clothes made for Oh Huo are one size larger and are being reduced.


    Yu Qian and Guo gangde hurried back.


    Li Tiezhu asked, "look who''s in the mess over there?"


    Yu Qian buried himself in the bamboo shed.


    Guo gangde shouted, "lock my box, too. My box has no password. You can get one."


    "Well ~"


    Then Guo gangde said to Li Tiezhu, "the great devil is coming, sun Lei."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Guo gangde said, "Oh? Aren''t you afraid? When he came, he said he would tie me and brother qian''er."


    Li Tiezhu: "not afraid."


    Nie Yao smiled: "Mr. Guo, don''t you watch variety shows? Li Tiezhu''s variety shows are tied Fang Bo and sun Lei. It''s your apprentice who saved you."


    Guo gangde was stunned: "eh? It seems that there is this thing. What are you afraid of? We have iron pillars! Brother qian''er, don''t lock the box..."


    Yu Qian came out: "it''s locked."


    Guo gangde: "OK, what''s my box password?"


    Yu Qian: "why should I tell you?"


    Guo gangde: "that''s my box."


    "I know."


    "Then why don''t you tell me the box password?"


    "I set the password by my ability. Why should I tell you?"


    "Ah?"


    "The box is yours. Yes, I won''t take it, but the password is mine."


    "Are you going to..."


    "The password can be sold to you to help me with my work."


    "Well... Learn and use it flexibly!"


    "Didn''t you say that? There are few people here. Where can I find good people?"


    Yu Qian spread his hands with a sense of reason.


    Guo gangde: "what you said is reasonable and justified. It seems that I can''t refute it."


    Nie Yao and Zhao Liya laughed.


    Barrage:


    "Something''s wrong! Something''s wrong with the program."


    "The painting style has changed since Sun Lei came."


    "Shayi doesn''t know that something is lost."


    "No, the most outrageous thing is that Sha Yi thought sun Lei could defeat Li Tiezhu?"


    "So he deserved to be abused!"


    "Be reasonable. When sun Lei comes, he has to dish."


    "I also want to see Li Tiezhu tie sun Lei again..."


    "Expect them to order."


    "Yes, order him twenty or thirty dishes! See how Li Tiezhu treats you."

 Chapter 844

    Soon, Sha Yi killed the bamboo shed bravely and walked with the wind.


    Sun Lei walked behind with a box smiling, pretending to enjoy the scenery along the way, such as the newly ploughed paddy fields, muddy ponds, and the pig manure transfer station (giant cesspit) established by Li fufu''s family near the field.


    When Shayi came to the bamboo shed door, he didn''t even have a bamboo fence. He found that it was far from the primitive home he saw last season. Last time, it was a luxury villa. This is the rotten people''s cave.


    He frowned:


    "What have you done for ten periods? Treat me on this condition?"


    Li Tiezhu grinned: "good teacher Sha!"


    Sha Yi waved his hand: "don''t fix this useless. Serve it with good wine and tea. For breakfast, you''d better have a few kinds first. Soybean milk, fried dough sticks, preserved eggs, lean meat porridge, double skin milk, big meat dumplings, and you''d better get a dumpling."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Yu Qian and Guo gangde looked at each other and said, "is this... Dead?"


    Guo gangde: "you don''t care whether he dies or not, just watch."


    Yu Qian: "it''s right to stay. Today is better than yesterday."


    Guo gangde: "that''s my password."


    Yu Qian: "Yo, the donkey is awake. I have to have a look."


    Sha Yi thought Yu Qian said that Li Tiezhu couldn''t live. He also smiled: "Hey! Who let us be the master? Who came to carry the box? Do you have any eyesight? Just say you, thief!"


    With that, Sha Yi also pointed to Nie Yao.


    "Hey, hey..."


    Nie Yao just smiled but didn''t speak. He continued to sew dog clothes, but his smile was a little strange.


    Zhao Liya whispered, "brother Yao, has this man''s brain been pinched by the door?"


    Nie Yao: "I''ve been pinched for more than ten years, but I haven''t been normal."


    He and Sha Yi are no strangers. They filmed together when they were young and fresh meat. They are still double male owners. The relationship is not good, but it is true that they are very familiar. Later, I also saw it in the Three Kingdoms. At that time, he played Zhao Zilong in Shijiazhuang and sun Bofu in Hangzhou Bay in Sha Yi. He knew this man''s IQ too well.


    When Sha Yi saw that Nie Yao didn''t move, he still had to keep getting angry, and then


    "Woof, woof..."


    Oh, he rushed over and barked at Shayi. The dog can actually understand people''s expressions. He thought Shayi had come to bully his masters.


    Sha Yi was startled: "Oh! Keep this thing away. It''s too small. I''m afraid I''ll accidentally step on it."


    At this time, sun Lei came and squatted on the ground with a smile and picked up Oh Huo: "Oh! Why are you here? BOGO! I said we would come all the way. Ah, I have a new program to record next week. Will you be a guest star?"


    Oh Huo: "woof woof (you recognize the wrong dog)!"


    Sun Lei continued to hold oh Huolu, walked to Li Tiezhu, and said with a low eyebrow: "brother Zhu is busy? It''s causing you trouble."


    Li Tiezhu: "what would you like to eat?"


    Sun Lei: "I''ll eat whatever you eat. What''s easy to choose? All my brothers. If you eat noodles, I''ll drink soup."


    Shayi''s eyes fell out and rolled all over the ground. Mom! Why is this different from what was agreed?


    He said, "brother, why did you change your mind? Didn''t you say to order 20 or 30 dishes?"


    Sun Lei said, "yes! They still have a chance to order takeout. Let''s find a chance and order 20 or 30 dishes to reward Tiezhu, Nie Yao and ya ya. The three of them are helping the poor and supporting education here. How hard it is to cook for us."


    Sha Yi: "ah? Didn''t you let Li Tiezhu cook? Didn''t you say he was tired to death?"


    Sun Lei frowned: "who? Who dares to bully my brother? Is it you?"


    Sha Yi felt waving his hand: "no, no, no, it''s not me, it''s you..."


    Sun Lei said fiercely, "no one is allowed to bully Tiezhu with me. We are the only ones who bully people. Do you understand?"


    Sha Yi: "


    Sun Lei kicked the box, put down the dog and said to Li Tiezhu, "pillar, what''s your job? Just tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "take the donkey to the grass next to the bamboo forest under the cliff and tie delicious grass. By the way, carry the basket on your back. Go to the pine forest on the right and get some pine needles to burn. There is a bamboo palladium beside the kitchen."


    Sun Lei took the bamboo palladium and carried the basket on his back, so he went to lead the donkey: "don''t worry, wrap it on me."


    Li Tiezhu: "can you get a pine needle?"


    Sun Lei: "I can learn! Learning makes me happy, and labor enriches me!"


    Sha Yi began to doubt life. Sun Lei''s reaction made him feel dangerous, but he couldn''t say why.


    Taking the donkey out, sun Lei incarnated and boasted about the divine Religion: "Alas! Tut tut tut... It''s really worthy of my brother Zhu''s donkey. Look at this donkey, it''s beautiful and has a lot of culture! Good! What''s your name, brother donkey?"


    Li Tiezhu: "call a tractor."


    Sun Lei: "nice to meet you, brother Tuo. Let''s have breakfast."


    He left. He led the donkey away. His back radiated the light of diligence, and the whole person looked more magnificent.


    Sha Yi was stunned for a long time and murmured, "I seem to have been fooled again..."


    Yu Qian said, "don''t look like you are."


    Sha Yi smiled: "you know?"


    Yu Qian: "it''s so fresh. Teacher Guo and I watched you fall for it all the way. Moreover, you not only fell for it, but also stole it."


    Sha Yi''s mellow smile made her more happy: "what, what do you mean?"


    Guo gangde pushed Yu Qian aside and said, "if you promise to help me work for two hours, I''ll tell you."


    Sha Yi bypassed vigilantly: "something''s wrong. You also want to deceive me!"


    Yu Qian said to Guo gangde, "this man can''t tell good from bad. Don''t pay attention to him."


    Guo gangde: "go away and tell me the password."


    Yu Qian: "yo! Tie Zhu''s noodles are really strong. Oh, hey, it''s just right to make miscellaneous sauce noodles..."


    Zhao Liya is wearing the changed clothes for Oh Huo. The size is very suitable.


    "Brother Yao, your craft is very good."


    "It''s OK. It''s far worse than my acting."


    Nie Yao is very modest. He has no idol burden since he met Li Tiezhu. The idol burden has long been pierced by an unnamed gunman.


    Well, unlike some people, idol baggage is long and broken.


    Like a meaty artist approaching.


    "Brother, what''s the matter? Why do I feel scared? Sun Leigang just said he would abuse iron pillars. Why in the twinkling of an eye... That virtue? It''s like licking a dog!"


    Oh, Huo put on his new clothes and continued barking at Shayi: "barking (bah, don''t let you lick, pervert)..."


    Nie Yao lowered his head to pack up the sewing box and didn''t speak.


    Sha Yi squatted beside him and touched Nie Yao with his elbow: "make a noise. I have no bottom in my heart like you. Brother, am I wrong?"


    "Hey, hey..."


    Nie Yao took the basket dressed in rags and sewing boxes and went into the bamboo shed.


    Shayi followed, followed by a barking dog.


    "Brother, point to a clear road. It seems that I''m going to finish my calf again. To tell you the truth, I''ve been shadowed by them. I went to unlimited challenges two years ago..."


    "I read that issue, so I don''t understand why your attitude today is so... Brave."


    Nie Yao also said his doubts.


    Sha Yi: "what do you say?"


    Nie Yao said, "don''t you know who the great devil of infinite challenge is?"


    "Sun Lei?"


    "Think again?"


    "Fang Bo? No, is it an old fox?"


    "Think again."


    "Isn''t it infinite three fools?"


    "You really don''t know."


    "Ah? Not just these people... Li Tiezhu?"


    "Haven''t you seen the period when he punished Fang Bo, sun Lei and Huang Sanshi? Since then, he has been the top devil in the variety industry and has never changed anyone."


    "True or false?"


    "You search with your mobile phone."


    "Signal?"


    "I opened the hotspot. The password is ltz981010."


    "OK, i... where''s my cell phone? And my wallet and razor!"


    Sha Yifang pulled out a bottle of milk that others had drunk from his backpack and gradually fell into meditation.


    Nie Yao realized in an instant and patted him on the shoulder: "brother, I sympathize with you! But I don''t pity you..."


    Sha Yi: "why... It''s always me who gets hurt..."


    Nie Yao left: "be strong! Real warriors dare to face the bleak life. After all... They made it by themselves!"


    At this moment, Nie Yao''s mood was not calm at all.


    Li Tiezhu is a monster!


    Fortunately!


    Fortunately, I didn''t have a conflict with him at the beginning. Instead, I didn''t poke and don''t know each other, and the relationship became close.


    Over the past three years, Tiezhu has introduced him to resources and projects whenever he has the opportunity. Leng is popular with the little boys who play games and the little girls who watch idol dramas who have been half dead for so many years and have died in fighting society.


    Tiktok it is without rhyme or reason. Li Tiezhu sent three people twenty days ago to record a video of "uh," the video of the "primer". Nie Yao has increased two million fans for no reason, half of whom are fans abroad.


    Now, it has been spread all over the world. Nie Yao is the first God of war in China, Zhao.


    Sha Yi was also empty. He ran out and smiled at Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, do you have any work?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, please sit down and have a rest! Brother Yao takes a chair and makes tea! Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu, we have nothing to say to Mr. Sha. Could you please tell him a short crosstalk to relieve the boredom?"


    Guo gangde shouted, "it''s a great honor!"


    Yu Qian: "yo! Men also have today? Mr. Sha, please sit down. I''ll play a part with you now."


    Chairs prick your hips, tea is hot, and crosstalk can pierce your eardrums, right?


    Shayi really panicked.


    "Please, don''t do this, will you? I''m afraid!"


    Nie Yao took the bamboo chair, sat down according to Sha Yi, and kneaded his shoulder: "brother Zhu, don''t you dare not listen? Brother Zhu, let me rub Mr. Sha''s shoulder? It''s hard to record the program in the morning!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s time!"


    Zhao Liya offered tea: "Mr. Sha, please use tea. Is it hot? I''ll fan you. Brother Zhu, I''ll fan Mr. Sha. His forehead is sweating."


    Sweating is because of a guilty heart.


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s time!"


    Mr. Guo and uncle Yu were also very good at something, so they said it immediately.


    "In the Ming Dynasty, there was a Zhengde emperor who liked raising jackals, wolves, tigers and leopards. He spent a lot of money to build a leopard house. He didn''t live in the palace. He lived in the leopard house."


    "Sleeping female leopard?"


    "Zhengde Emperor... Go! Vulgar! The female leopard is vulgar and the female tiger is elegant!"


    "Ho ~"


    Sha Yi: "Huchi ~ brother Zhu, I''m wrong. Please forgive me!"

 Chapter 845

    "Have you seen a tigress? That''s the kind..."


    "Who hasn''t paid your salary yet? It''s not rare!"


    "Hmm? I don''t have one at home. Do you have one?"


    "My family, my family... My family doesn''t have any. Don''t try to hurt me!"


    Listening to the impromptu crosstalk between the two, Sha Yi couldn''t laugh.


    Not to mention the generation of coffee, but the influence in the entertainment industry. These people are good. Can they work together to serve Shayi without panic? Zhao Liya and Nie Yao are fine. Why do Guo gangde and Yu Qian listen to Li Tiezhu so much?


    There must be a conspiracy!


    The first reaction of Shayi, who was frightened by the whole, was... Maybe he will be abused even worse this time.


    Don''t blame sun Lei, the thief!


    Guo gangde and Yu Qian also talked for two minutes. After that, they went to see Li Tiezhu making noodles. Zhao Liya took Oh Huo to the open space to practice listening to the password, and Nie Yao went to cook noodles for Li Tiezhu.


    No one cared about Shayi anymore. His hands trembled a little. He picked up a bamboo cup and drank a mouthful of tea. It was a little bitter.


    "What''s the matter? Do you understand what iron pillar means?"


    He asked the cameraman and the staff.


    No one answered him, because who knows what Li Tiezhu''s dog is thinking? He never plays cards by routine.


    Li Tiezhu made noodles, took the rest of the noodles, rolled ten dumpling skins, and began to make more meat fillings.


    Yu Qian: "drink! Really make dumplings?"


    Guo gangde: "that''s right. Can Mr. Sha order dishes? If he doesn''t eat well, how can we mix in the circle in the future? The people all over the country don''t agree!"


    Yu Qianxi nodded humbly, "that''s right! If you don''t make Mr. Sha what he wants to eat, that''s... People and God are angry! Right, iron pillar?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course! The emperor star of Chinese entertainment circle can''t eat a dumpling. Do we still have the face to face the national audience?"


    Guo gangde shook his head: "then... Wipe your neck!"


    Yu Qian: "not really?"


    Guo gangde: "well, as for the Chinese emperor star, it is the pride of the nation! The light of world civilization!"


    Yu Qian: "I won''t support you for the first time..."


    How do you answer that?


    No way!


    Li Tiezhu will answer: "the second sun of mankind! The sky doesn''t give birth to sand. It''s as easy as a long night!!!"


    Yu Qian: "Ho ~"


    Nie Yao on one side laughed and said, good guy! This time, Shayi''s goods will be searched again. It''s all right!


    Shayi people are numb, and the expression on his face is particularly wonderful.


    The barrage was stunned:


    "I''m special... Clothes!"


    "These people are not human..."


    "Poor Shayi."


    "The Chinese emperor star shines on the world!"


    "I''m cracked!"


    "The first time I saw such a boastful person, I just blew it!"


    "Good guy, I''m a good guy directly."


    "God is the light of world civilization..."


    "Guo gangde is not a man."


    "Serious brother is more awesome!"


    "The second sun of mankind!"


    "The sky does not give birth to sand. It is as easy as a long night!"


    "Film Baidi star!"


    "Thank the Chinese emperor star for illuminating my life..."


    In short, Sha Yi was ruined by the audience''s bullet screen. Since then, he has been crowned with the title of Chinese emperor star. Everywhere he goes, he hears the audience shouting "days don''t give birth to Sha Yi, forever is like a long night". Life is everywhere a scene of social death.


    Even when quarreling at home, his daughter-in-law would say, "yo ~ who dares to be angry with you? You are the light of world civilization and the second sun of mankind, barabarabara..."


    Sha Yi was really afraid. These guys had a bad mouth, but he couldn''t say anything. He had to go over and make up for it: "iron pillar, brother didn''t want to embarrass you..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I understand! I was cheated by sun Leige. He was like that."


    Sha Yi: "yes, yes! He asked me to order more dishes, but he came. That''s what happened... Otherwise, I won''t eat dumplings. I also eat noodles. No, I drink noodle soup."


    Yu Qian helped: "no! If you can''t eat dumplings, we''ll go out and talk about crosstalk later. We''ll be killed on the spot."


    Sha Yi: "no, you..."


    Guo gangde: "please, Miss Sha, let''s make dumplings for you. I want to live."


    Sha Yi: "


    At this time, Li Tiezhu reconciled the stuffing and began to make dumplings.


    Shayi: "let me wrap it for you. I''ll drop it."


    Guo gangde pushed him away: "I dare not trouble you! You hold it well, we''ll do it."


    Yu Qian also went to make dumplings: "let you make dumplings? Are we still alive?"


    Shayi collapsed. Why is it like this?


    He knew the three were joking, but the joke was not like that. My society died! Later broadcast... Public execution again


    Shayi can only sit back in his chair with a melancholy face.


    Oh, Huo rushed to bite him.


    Zhao Liya hurriedly took the dog away and scolded, "who are you barking at? Do you want to die? Do you have any consciousness of being a dog? People all over the country can drown you with one mouthful of saliva!"


    Sha Yi: "


    It''s over!


    The influence of this time is definitely much higher than that of infinite challenge.


    Yes, after the program was broadcast, he was not only popular all over the country, but also abroad. All kinds of ghost animal expression bags of teacher Shayi were accompanied by hanging and exploding words, such as:


    "The idol of 7 billion earth people", "he is the secret that aliens dare not attack the earth", "the origin of China''s 40 year National Games - the Chinese emperor star", "even the South stick dare not say that he is the South stick", "the great sand belongs to all mankind", "the Antarctic glaciers are melted by him", "he is not the Chinese emperor star, he is the center of the universe" "The birth of the universe and the emergence of life is to nurture him"


    After making the dumplings, sun Lei came back with half a basket of pine needles on his back. When he saw Sha Yi sitting in a chair drinking tea, he smiled knowingly.


    Don''t you dare to help with your work?


    You''re dead.


    See how clever I am? When I come to Li Tiezhu''s place, I have to dish the dragon. I still have this force.


    "Miscellaneous sauce noodles? That''s nice! Iron pillar, what else can I do for you?"


    "Chop wood."


    "OK, I''ll chop more and chop the next issue."


    Li Tiezhu is cooking dumplings, ten.


    Shayi puts down her tea cup and walks over to watch Shayi chop firewood.


    Sun Lei looked at Sha Yi provocatively: "isn''t it fun?"


    Sha Yi: "it''s not fun. You said I''d help you with your work and you''d give me back your cell phone. Is it true?"


    Sun Lei said, "of course it''s true, but it''s not for you, it''s for you."


    Sha Yi was in a good mood and finally had a normal person: "give me the axe and I''ll help you chop it."


    Sun Lei smiled and handed the axe.


    Nie Yao hurried over and took the axe. Guo gangde ran over and helped Sha Yi back to sit.


    Yu Qian lifted his coat to add water to Sha Yi: "drink! How can you work? Isn''t this hitting us in the face?"


    Guo gangde: "yes, sun Lei, how can you let the Chinese emperor star work? I''ll punish you for chopping firewood, carrying water and filling the water tank."


    Sun Lei was stunned: "what? What the hell is the Chinese emperor star? It can''t be Shayi?"


    Nie Yao handed him the axe: "bold! How dare you call teacher Sha taboo. I''ll punish you for cutting another basket of donkey grass."


    Sun Lei looked at Li Tiezhu: "this..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the voice of the masses is where the truth lies! Work! This is your way of self salvation. Only in this way can you get the understanding of the people of the whole country, otherwise your life will be over."


    Sun Lei blinked: "why am I finished? What happened to you? Did I miss anything?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, it''s a blessing for you and me to learn from Mr. Sha. Please cherish it."


    Sun Lei doesn''t understand, but he cuts firewood silently. Li Tiezhu still needs to listen.


    Sha Yi suddenly said, "there''s an iron pillar inside. Can you let Sun Lei lend me his cell phone? It''s boring to sit here."


    Without saying anything, Li Tiezhu went to sun Lei and spread his hand.


    Sun Lei: "I stole it with my ability. Why should I give it back to him? It doesn''t make sense..."


    That''s what he said, but his body is very honest. He has taken out his mobile phone from his small backpack in front of him and gave it to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu again spread his hand. Sun Lei took out his razor and wallet.


    Li Tiezhu turned and gave it to Sha Yi.


    Sha Yi: "really give it back to me? I''m not dreaming? It''s not true..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "we are saving sun Lei''s fallen soul."


    Sun Lei chopped firewood ruthlessly: "why did I degenerate? You are evil!"


    Shayi opened his cell phone and was ready to play. Suddenly, a loud drink sounded, which scared his cell phone to the ground. Fortunately, it didn''t break.


    Nie Yao: "wait a minute! Connect my hot spot first, and then brush your mobile phone."


    Sha Yi nodded in fear.


    Nie Yao smiled knowingly and continued to burn the fire: "well, my life... Is complete."


    Sun Lei was silly: "what?"


    Barrage:


    "If you can open a hot spot for the Chinese emperor star, Nie Yao can blow for a lifetime."


    "It is worthy of the light of human civilization. Even the action of spitting tea residue is so natural and unrestrained."


    "Infatuated with..."


    "His greasy round face glittered with wisdom."


    "The primitive man is really magnificent!"


    "Li Tiezhu, how can you please come to the emperor star?"


    After a while, the dumplings were cooked. Li Tiezhu personally brought them to Sha Yi. Yu Qian took a pair of chopsticks and wiped them with his sleeve. Guo gangde presented a pile of old vinegar with both hands. Nie Yao reacted slowly and could only help blow the dumplings. It was very hot.


    Zhao Liya couldn''t help laughing and didn''t join the fun.


    Sun Lei almost suffered from myocardial infarction. Why should I work for him to eat dumplings? What happened to these people?


    "What happened when I was away?"


    He asked the photographer who was filming him.


    The cameraman didn''t answer, just smiled.


    Sun Lei knew there was a problem. He grabbed a camera and began to watch the playback. Then... He realized.


    The pompous acting began.


    "Hey, ah... I''m sorry. I was blinded by lard just now. It''s unforgivable to steal China emperor star''s mobile phone! Mr. Sha, come, take this axe and chop my hand? Let me explain to the people all over the country!"


    Sha Yi: "... Do you know?"


    Sun Lei: "just know."


    Sha Yi said tentatively, "don''t chop your hands? I eat dumplings. Don''t disgust me. Why don''t you help me with my work?"


    Sun Lei: "OK! I will change my face and start a new life."


    Guo gangde: "we will supervise you!"


    Li Tiezhu cooked a large pot of miscellaneous sauce noodles, and several people ate them one by one.


    At this time, Wang Zhengyu came with a big board, which said today''s task to help a poor family reclaim a vegetable garden. The work content is freely selected by guests, including reclaiming wasteland, planting seedlings, carrying vegetable seedlings and picking dung.


    Sha Yi stared, spit the dumplings back into the bowl, raised his hand and shouted, "I choose to pick dung!"


    Sun Lei looks at Sha Yi with a sad face.

 Chapter 846

    Guo gangde immediately applauded, but looked at Sun Lei: "Miss Sha is really... A model of our generation!"


    Yu Qian: "our model!"


    Zhao Liya waved her fist: "model!"


    Nie Yao held back his smile: "die."


    Sha Yi is still quite sensible. After shouting, he also asked Li Tiezhu, "is it OK?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "of course you can''t work by yourself, but it''s nothing to have sun Leige help you with your work, isn''t it, Leige?"


    Sun Lei: "now I say I have a stomachache. Can I quit the program recording in time?"


    Sha Yi spit: "of course it''s too late. When you abused me before? Did I quit? Why can''t you? Can''t you afford to play?"


    Sun Lei: "yes."


    "Are you a man?"


    "No, I''m sun Meili."


    "Er..."


    Zhao Liya doesn''t give sun Lei a chance to cheat: "I choose to plant seedlings."


    Guo gangde: "brother Qian and I carry vegetables."


    Nie Yao: "iron pillar and I hoe the ground."


    Obviously, several people have reached a consensus. This issue has no brain holding Shayi and blood abusing sun Lei. After all, life needs contrast.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Sun Lei again: "it''s your turn."


    Sun Lei: "do I still choose?"


    "Pour fat. You''re a dragon."


    "I..."


    "And the water fetching and donkey grass cutting just agreed."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    An hour later, sun Lei came to the cesspit of Uncle Li''s house. This is uncle''s old house. After moving to a new house, the pigs can''t move there. They are still locked in the pigsty of the old house.


    "Ouch ~"


    As soon as he got to the side of the cesspit, sun Lei retched. It tasted so delicious.


    Uncle Li shakily took out the dung ladle from the pigsty and stirred it in the cesspit, which made the taste stronger.


    The cameraman retched.


    Uncle Li is 80, and he is very enthusiastic: "when scooping up the dung, you should copy (mix) it more. After it is leveled and scooped up to the head of the dung bucket, I can only pick up two and a half barrels at a time. Your body is stunned and solid. If you pick two full buckets, you won''t have a problem?"


    Sun Meili covered her nose and said, "Sir, I''m fifty."


    The uncle lost all his front teeth and said with a grin: "nonsense, you look 30 years old at most..."


    Sun Lei: "I''m just handsome and not old. In fact, I''m really forty-nine. I''ll be fifty next year."


    The uncle happily stuffed the dung ladle into sun Lei and wrapped Ye Ziyan against the stone wall of the pigsty. He looked like "don''t criticize more and pick up dung quickly".


    Sun Lei said to the camera, "Li Tiezhu, wait for me! I''ll take revenge in a few days! Today, I''m here to play the program. I''ll bear it for the new variety show, but when I get to my site, hum, Li Tiezhu, you''ll be dead!"


    After that, sun Lei took a paper towel to block his nostrils, scooped up dung, scooped up a few scoops, and said to the camera: "I''m confused. My new variety is called" Meng detective ", and I guest star in" Oh, the primitive man ". A few days later, Li Tiezhu guest star in" Meng detective ". At that time, I will abuse Li Tiezhu. It''s not too late for a gentleman to revenge for ten years!"


    Sun Lei is not a good man. He knows a horse well.


    He calculated in his mind how badly he was abused here, how enjoyable the audience was, and how important it was for Meng detective. There must be a lot of people waiting to see sun Lei take revenge. It doesn''t matter whether the revenge is successful or not.


    Moreover, sun Lei also knows that with his friendship with Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu really won''t go to Meng to support him. Li Tiezhu is willing to go because Wu Litao is also a permanent guest of the program. He goes to support his apprentice.


    Uncle Li lit Ye Ziyan and said, "scoop up the big ladle. Didn''t you eat?"


    He scooped half a bucket. Sun Lei put on a shoulder pole and tried. It was too heavy. He scooped out some more. Then he picked it on the road. The two dung buckets didn''t listen to him. The dung splashed. Sun Lei was careful for fear of falling on himself.


    Uncle Li shook his head holding his pipe: "I can''t pick up the feces. What''s the use..."


    On the other side, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao are "opening up wasteland".


    It''s not a real wasteland. It''s a piece of land not far from Uncle Li''s new home. When he built the resettlement house, he piled up building materials for a year. Now the materials have been removed, which can help Uncle open up a vegetable garden for him to live nearby.


    Uncle Li is a family with five guarantees. He has no wife and children. He is too old to do heavy work.


    Zhao Liya took a small hoe and dug a hole in the loose land dug by two men to grow vegetables. The rows of pits are neat. The girl is more or less obsessive-compulsive.


    Oh, let''s have fun in the field, catch grasshoppers and chase butterflies.


    Sha Yi sat on a bamboo chair on the earth slope, holding a cup of hot tea and a hot kettle next to him.


    He couldn''t bear it and felt uncomfortable: "iron pillar, let me hoe the ground. I''ll rest when you work. I''m not down-to-earth."


    Nie Yao smiled but said nothing.


    Li Tiezhu said, "that won''t work! How can you get down?"


    Sha Yi: "I''m wrong. I''m really wrong, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ha ha... Brother, don''t worry. I''m really not aimed at you. We''ll play sun Lei this time. Only by giving you up and letting him do the dirtiest and most tiring work can we make him angry."


    Sha Yi: "ah... What''s going on?"


    "Sit down and remember to stimulate him later."


    "Don''t worry! I won''t do anything else. I''m always good at angry words. I''m just angry!"


    "That''s..."


    Li Tiezhu sincerely praised.


    Nie Yao was still learning to hoe the ground. In only a few minutes, his back was sore, his arms were numb, and the palm of his hand was worn by the wooden handle of the hoe.


    Li Tiezhu raised his hoe high and wedged it into the soil. Holding the wooden handle, he lifted it and dragged it again: "brother Yao, pry it first and then drag it out. It will save a lot of effort."


    With that, Li Tiezhu raised his hoe, turned 180 degrees in the air, smashed it down, and smashed the newly dug mud mass with the root of the hoe.


    Nie Yao: "why do you smash it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "digging is to loosen the soil. If you don''t shoot it, what''s the difference between not digging?"


    "Why loosen all the soil? Can''t you dig a hole and grow vegetables directly on the ground?"


    "No, the land is too hard. The vegetable roots will rot when it rains, and the fertility is insufficient."


    "Why not use cattle to plough?"


    "There are two reasons. The first reason is that the efficiency of cattle farming in dry land is very low. Southern Sichuan is a purple soil area. There are many clays here and they are relatively wet. The cattle plow does not move."


    "What about the second reason?"


    "The second reason is... We have no cattle, only donkeys."


    "Isn''t there a tractor?"


    "Can a donkey do in a dry land where cattle can''t plow?"


    "I''m talking about your second uncle''s tractor, a real tractor."


    "Oh. Let me tell you, do you think this path is enough for tractors? His tractor is a truck bought to tow goods."


    "It''s hard to imagine that you used to grow land at home?"


    "My family has five paddy fields, big and small, and seven dry lands. I do farm work like this every year. Yaya''s little hoe was made for me by my old man when I was seven."


    Nie Yao doesn''t complain anymore. Tie Zhu can do the work when he is seven years old. Can''t I do it when I''m in my forties?


    I can''t.


    Ten minutes later, his hands were blistered. It was as big as soybeans.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Yao, have a rest. I can do it alone."


    Nie Yao: "I''ll pick it with a needle at home and come again."


    Then Guo gangde and Yu Qian came back.


    Teacher Guo gangde carried a basket full of vegetable seedlings, which seemed to be several centimeters shorter by the weight.


    With a plastic bag in his hand, Yu Qian walked behind with his hands on his back.


    Who let Yu Qian hold Guo gangde''s suitcase password? That''s it!


    "Yo! Why hasn''t the dung picker come yet? It can''t have fallen into the dungpit?"


    Yu Qian said and kicked Guo gangde.


    Guo gangde was so tired that he blushed and his neck was thick: "why?"


    "Cheer up!"


    "Ho!"


    "Oh, is that how to use it?"


    "Wait a minute, I''m so tired. I''ll hold it for you when I put down my basket."


    "Well, go."


    Guo gangde went to the ground, put down his basket, rubbed his shoulders and twisted his face: "good guy! Do you have 50 or 60 kilograms?"


    Yu Qian: "don''t blow, just 20 kilograms."


    "Twenty pounds? Why is my shoulder almost abandoned?"


    "That''s right. I pressed your basket down with my hand all the way."


    "Are you lacking in virtue?"


    "Compared with you, I am a moral model!"


    They went to Shayi with their mouths mixed. When their work was finished, they went to pour tea. They sat on the grass next to Shayi, one left and one right, but there was no chair for them.


    Zhao Liya went to take out the seedlings, planted them one by one in the pit and compacted them with soil according to Li Tiezhu''s demonstration.


    Finally, sun Lei came late with dung.


    Yu Qian shouted, "hurry up, iron pillar Ya Ya. They''ve turned over the ground and are waiting for your dung to go into the pot."


    Guo gangde: "yo! You eat really differently."


    "What I''m talking about is waiting for dung to grow vegetables, grow vegetables and eat them."


    "Oh! Eat second-hand dung."


    "Eh?"


    "Feel lost? Want something good?"


    "Can you eat that thing? Is it disgusting? You can''t vomit for three years after eating it?"


    "Teacher Yu has a life, I don''t know these details."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    These two people, no matter who applauds, can kill each other. They also have profound skills.


    Sun Lei is really tired if he doesn''t quarrel with them. Because he doesn''t pass the technical test and is in control of the balance all the way, he walks very slowly. Until now, he is very tired and flushed.


    Finally, here we are.


    "Hoo..."


    Sun Lei put down the dung bucket and collapsed beside him to rest. He didn''t dislike that the dung smelled. The paper ball in his nostrils had long disappeared.


    Shayi shouted, "have you stopped? Get up and work!"


    Sun Lei: "shut up!"


    Guo gangde: "how do you talk to the Chinese emperor star?"


    Yu Qian: "little thief! Don''t die! Isn''t it good to live well?"


    Sun Lei got up, shook his head, and silently used a small dung ladle to fertilize Zhao Liya''s good vegetables: "OK! I can''t provoke Mr. Guo, Mr. Yu, and I can''t provoke Li Tiezhu. But Shayi! You''d better not fall into my hands."


    Sha Yi: "this kind of person... Destroy it!"


    Guo gangde: "no! God has the virtue of living well!"


    Yu Qian: "yes, Emperor Xing, let''s not have common sense with him. Drink tea and drink tea!"


    Sha Yi obeyed Li Tiezhu''s instructions and disgusted sun Lei: "Oh, what a beautiful mountain, water and scenery! There are outstanding people here. Sun Lei, you can work here. It''s a virtue in your last life. Unlike me, you can only watch you enjoy the joy of labor! The most annoying thing is that I even eat the best..."


    Sun Lei: "very good! Very good! Chinese emperor star, isn''t it? Green mountains don''t change, green water flows..."


    Nie Yao wrapped his hands with rags and came back and said, "concentrate on pouring dung. What''s the fertility of pouring so little? Pour more!"


    Zhao Liya: "don''t sprinkle it everywhere, pour it in the pit and destroy the beauty."


    Li Tiezhu, who hoed the ground, looked back and shook his head: "hey... What can''t be done and what can''t be eaten!"


    Sun Lei: "

 Chapter 847

    The bullet screen in this section has always been very high, because it''s hard to see sun Lei eat flat in the variety show, and rare things are more expensive.


    "Heaven has a good reincarnation. Who has the heaven spared?"


    "So, stay on the front line."


    "Did sun Lei think about today when he abused Shayi?"


    "The Chinese emperor star finally turned over today."


    "However, looking at Mr. Sha''s appearance, why do I have a bad hunch?"


    "Where''s the harp?"


    "He is both brave and counsellor."


    "Shen Yong..."


    "Emperor Xing is still careful. After all, he is not proficient in bullying people for the first time."


    "My emperor star is too cautious."


    After seeing the tragic scene of sun Lei, Sha Yi became more cautious for fear that he would be the next abused object if he didn''t pay attention.


    Therefore, he even entertained sun Lei. He was very restrained and didn''t dare to float.


    Sun Lei doesn''t care to quarrel with Sha Yi. He doesn''t know how to pick dung halfway. He has to scoop water in the field and dilute it in the dung bucket. Therefore, he doubled his weight. Who knows how he insisted.


    It seems that watering a whole piece of land has to run at least five or six times


    Guo gangde was nobody. He stood on the hillside and shouted, "Sun Lei, your fecal water is mixed unevenly. Why is this color so deep and shallow?"


    Sun Lei: "why don''t you try salty?"


    Guo gangde: "


    Yu Qian: "go, it must be strictly controlled."


    Guo gangde: "tell me the password."


    Yu Qian: "drink tea, drink tea!"


    At four o''clock in the afternoon, the fields were finally planted with vegetables, radishes and cabbage, and sprinkled with a small piece of peas. In winter, you can pinch the tip of peas to eat.


    Several people returned their farm tools and returned to the bamboo shed to rest. Li Tiezhu went to the village committee to contact the old people to go to the county for eye surgery.


    Nie Yao washed his hands with sorghum wine and wrapped it around the gauze sent by the program group.


    Yu Qian took the opportunity to drink yihulu wine and sat in the shed with peanuts in his hands.


    Sun Lei was falling apart and sat on the grass beside the bamboo shed.


    Fortunately, the nightmare is over.


    Sha Yi suddenly said, "Sun Lei, where''s the donkey?"


    Sun Lei: "what... What donkey?"


    "Don''t you bring back the donkey you took out to eat grass in the morning?"


    "I..."


    "Why don''t I go? I like that donkey. It''s beautiful."


    "I''ll go, I''ll go..."


    "You lie down and rest. It''s very tired. It''s just time for me to exercise!"


    "Don''t bother the Chinese emperor star!"


    "Why are you so stubborn?"


    "Get out."


    Li Tiezhu returned to the bamboo shed and began cooking. First, he stewed the Buddha jumping on the wall. Then he saw sun Lei coming back with the donkey.


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother sun Lei, aren''t you tired?"


    Sun Lei: "tired."


    Li Tiezhu: "I asked brother Sha Yi to bring the donkey back. Didn''t he tell you? He has been idle for too long and has to exercise."


    Sun Lei: "


    Sha Yi''s innocent face: "I said, he didn''t let me go, but also hurt me."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother sun Lei, this is your fault. Don''t even let brother Sha Yi do the work? Don''t take such a bully?"


    Sun Lei blinked at the sky and looked at the donkey: "I''m wrong, I''m really wrong, I shouldn''t have come from the beginning..."


    Sha Yi: "Hey, I''m familiar with this line!"


    In the evening, everyone ate and drank, and didn''t continue to bully sun Lei.


    In order to get back the box password, Guo gangde intoxicated Mr. Yu, and then... Mr. Yu was broken, and even forgot his box password. It''s not over yet. Guo gangde has to get him a bed and wait for him to vomit.


    So... Sun Lei smiled and finally made me happy.


    The next day, the task was to help send the elderly to the county for eye surgery. A few days ago, the county hospital sent doctors to the village to check one by one. A total of seven elderly people needed surgery.


    The village head organizes people to take care of the children of the elderly. When the elderly go to the hospital, they are taken care of by the nursing workers invited by the program group.


    But it was foggy in the morning.


    Everyone could only help or carry the old man down the mountain and was busy until noon.


    Sun Lei took the last chance to order takeout at the primitive home and ordered dozens of boxed meals for everyone at his own expense.


    In the afternoon, sun Lei and Sha Yi left by car. Mr. Guo and uncle Yu stayed and said they would stay until the last phase.


    For the eleventh program, the audience is not very satisfied. It can be seen from the bullet screen at the end.


    "This issue is not perfect!"


    "Why don''t you continue to abuse sun Lei? Why?"


    "Do I have no card face?"


    "The key is that Shayi is also counselled behind."


    "I''m afraid sun Lei is really angry?"


    "No, Li Tiezhu is never afraid of others getting angry. He is probably tired of playing."


    "It''s meaningful to help the old man."


    "I just want to see Uncle Yu flirt with Mr. Guo. There are too few scenes."


    "Too few shots? Did brother Yao speak?"


    "Ha ha! Brother Yao is definitely the most miserable master in all the variety shows."


    "WiFi tools are far away."


    "I''m going to talk about eight boyfriends. I''m going to be a big room first."


    "Watfalk?"


    "Mixed with something strange."


    "There''s a tea man on it?"


    "It may also sell wine or cheat."


    "How about 800 boyfriends? I happen to have a group of penguins..."


    "Good guy!"


    "800 men''s tickets to the north slope. This is."


    Another day, the twelfth issue of Oh Huo primitive man began shooting and ended.


    In the morning, it fogged again.


    Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning and went to the edge of Nianzi cliff to have a look. The white fog filled the mountain gullies like cotton, and even the fog on the top of the mountain was ethereal.


    He came to the tree house, put a soft saddle on the little donkey and led him away.


    On the tree house, Zhao Liya showed half her head and watched Li Tiezhu disappear into the mist.


    "Hum!"


    She drew back into her blanket and went on sleeping. It was a little cold.


    Barrage:


    "Where does the iron pillar lead the donkey?"


    "Go and eat grass."


    "Saddle, camel?"


    "Is this saddle riding? It was temporarily changed. There are no camel baskets on both sides."


    "Is it to... Pick up people?"


    "Bullshit! Who dares to let the serious brother pick it up?"


    "Isn''t Cheng Dalong coming?"


    "When his master comes, Li Tiezhu will only sleep, unless it''s Hong Dabao."


    "It can never be Hong Dabao!"


    "Why?"


    "Hong Dabao, is it a donkey or a camel, or is he fighting against a donkey?"


    "The donkey will be crushed to death."


    "What''s hard to guess? Of course, my four beauties are here."


    "Who is Simei?"


    "Yes, yes! Here comes the iron head baby. After all, it''s the last issue."


    Sure enough, the camera turned and came to the foot of the mountain.


    The fog is concentrated on the hillside. In fact, there is no fog in the gully. At least you can drive.


    But the program team''s car stopped at the foot of the mountain. Pine and bamboo jumped down with a yawn against the head of the chicken nest, took out a sugar and ate it. She doesn''t have a hairstyle or make-up. She has a plain face.


    The staff said, "it''s too foggy on the mountain to drive up. Let''s walk up."


    Songzhuer shook his head and said, "sit and wait."


    "Wait for what?"


    "Wait for the iron pillar."


    "What are you waiting for him for? He''s on the mountain."


    "He came to pick me up."


    "I think I''m still sleeping so early. They were busy yesterday."


    "No, he must be arriving soon."


    The staff carefully said, "bamboo, it''s recorded. In case he doesn''t come, he''ll hit his face."


    Matsutake said boldly, "am I a man with a face?"


    Internal injury of staff: "...."


    Barrage:


    "Good guy!"


    "I don''t want this woman ~"


    "It''s hard to listen to her!"


    "A perfect match for serious brother."


    "This girl hasn''t changed much since she was young."


    "What happened to the woman who agreed to change?"


    "Others are eighteen changes, she is equal scale."


    "Four beauties are the most beautiful!"


    "Joe Simei is acting as she is."


    Songzhu''er kicked his hand into his pocket, kicked shizi''er on the street and hummed the song of neuropathy. During this time, she was in a wonderful mood because she was angry again. Moreover, this time, it was not black fire, but serious fire.


    "Qiao''s children" is a hit. Many people praise her for her acting skills.


    Because it is also a way of shooting and broadcasting, the TV series was actually finished a few days ago.


    After two days of rest, she came to look for iron pillar, mainly for praise. As for the guest contract of the program group... I''m the landlady!


    Before long, another program group''s car arrived.


    Fairy sister Liu Yifei got out of the car, wearing a casual dress with a full sense of design, a big wave shawl and long hair, and exquisite makeup on her face.


    She arrived in the town last night. Songzhuer lived in the county too late last night. She came by car at 4 a.m. on a different road.


    Liu Yifei asked the staff, "go up? How long?"


    Songzhuer said, "less than two hours."


    "Zhu''er is here too! Didn''t you say that I''m the only guest in this issue? It''s good to have company!"


    "Sugar?"


    "Ah?"


    "Pineapple, strawberry, blueberry and tangerine."


    "I..."


    "The pineapple flavor I eat is yellow. Look, it''s slightly."


    "No, thanks."


    "What''s the smell of your lipstick? Sniff..."


    "Uh... Let''s climb the mountain together?"


    "No, iron pillar came back to pick me up."


    "All right."


    "You can climb first."


    "Isn''t iron pillar coming to pick us up?"


    "No, he just came to pick me up."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Liu Yifei frowned covertly and thought, what monster is this?


    Songzhu''er''s social compulsion committed again: "sister, have you studied mushrooms?"


    Liu Yifei: "what mushroom?"


    "It''s a mushroom. The mushroom growing on the mountain has a red umbrella and a white pole. After eating, you lie on the board. That kind of mushroom."


    "I don''t understand."


    "It''s all right. Just follow me up the mountain."


    "Do you know mushrooms?"


    "I don''t understand, but I can test the poison first. Don''t eat when I''m dead. Is it safe?"


    "Er... You are so humorous."


    "That''s what everyone says."


    Songzhuer shook his head and sang "red umbrella and white pole".


    Liu Yifei found an excuse to explain the neuropathy: "then what, I''ll go back to the car and have a drink."


    Songzhu''er tilted his head and looked puzzled. What''s his hobby? Don''t eat sugar and drink... Saliva? The performing arts circle is really a mess. There are not many decent old artists like me.


    As soon as Liu Yifei turned and took two steps, he heard a sound.


    "Spicy claw!"


    A figure came from the fog opposite.


    "Ah ah..."


    Songzhuer ran forward like crazy, then mixed his left foot with his right foot and fell into shit.


    The staff wanted to help her. Before she arrived, she bounced up and continued to run forward. Then, she hung on the figure like an octopus... Chewed it up.


    The cameraman was too far away, and the fog blocked him, so he didn''t take a close-up.


    Barrage:


    "Caught off guard, caught off guard!"


    "Accidentally ate a mouthful of dog food, bah!"


    "This dog food is poisonous!"


    "I smell the sour smell of love."


    "Those who sprinkle dog food shall not die easily..."


    "Kiss? Where''s the close-up?"


    "With songzhuer''s character, it must be French wet kiss."


    "How wet is it?"


    Pulling out his tongue, Li Tiezhu took the donkey and hung a human pendant. "Ah... Sister, Hello! I''m Li Tiezhu."


    Liu Yifei came with a smile and gently shook hands with Li Tiezhu: "Hello, I''ve heard a lot about you."


    "The car is too big. The fog can''t drive up. I can only walk up. Is that all right?"


    "No problem."


    She saw the donkey led by Li Tiezhu and thought, fortunately, there is a donkey. If you change your ride, you can relax.


    "Tractor! I don''t think I have?"


    Songzhuer also jumped down and rubbed the donkey. The donkey was a little afraid of her.


    Then the pine and bamboo began to climb up the donkey''s back.


    Li Tiezhu greeted the staff and photographers one by one, and then chatted with Liu Yifei. After all, it was the first time to meet, which was a little formal.


    Of course, only Liu Yifei is reserved, and Li Tiezhu is also a social bully.


    Shy? It doesn''t exist!


    "Can you make a fire?"


    "No."


    "Ah... What do you order, sister?"


    "If you work, you won''t regret inviting me? Hehe."


    "No, I can''t work on the mountain except me and brother Yao. I''ve watched you play the little dragon girl since I was a child. I liked you very much when I was a child."


    "Thank you..."


    "You''re welcome."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Liu Yifei''s expression is a little stiff. You''re welcome. What the hell is it?


    Songzhu''er suddenly shouted, "iron pillar, let it kneel down!"


    Liu Yifei was shocked. What did I do? Why let me kneel down? Anyway, I''m also a famous female star


    Li Tiezhu: "if the donkey kneels down, you may not be able to climb up."


    Matsutake recognized his true face: "it''s also roaring ~"


    It turns out that pine and bamboo have been climbing for a long time, but they haven''t climbed onto the donkey''s back. This thing is more difficult than climbing trees. Climb trees and just clamp them.


    Liu Yifei also gave a sigh of relief. It turned out that he made the donkey kneel... These two are really not a family. What''s wrong with me? Come on the show!


    "I''ll help you."


    Li Tiezhu held pine and bamboo son, put it on the donkey''s back, and helped her put her two feet into the stirrup.


    Then, Li Tiezhu took the donkey in one hand and the box of pine and bamboo in the other hand and said to Liu Yifei, "sister, let''s go."


    Liu Yifei smiled modestly: "OK..."


    Won''t you let me ride first?


    Anyway, I''m also a guest!


    Li Tiezhu, who cares about etiquette? Matsushita, my daughter-in-law!


    "Ah."


    "What?"


    "Sugar."


    "Have you seen my TV series?"


    "Tiktok.


    "Ah! It''s convenient to have brother Yao. How was my performance?"


    "Very, very, very good! It''s like acting burst."


    "Hey, hey, hey... I''m still a little embarrassed when everyone says so."


    Liu Yifei followed behind with a strange face. They didn''t talk to her and sprinkled dog food wildly, which also made her more and more embarrassed.


    After walking for about half an hour, Liu Yifei''s legs were as tired and painful as lead.


    Li Tiezhu said, "have a rest. Are you tired?"


    Liu Yifei: "a little."


    Pine bamboo son came down from the donkey''s back and stretched his legs.


    Li Tiezhu smiled at Liu Yifei, "are you tired, too? Have a rest. Zhu Er, are you tired of riding a donkey?"


    Matsushita: "a little."


    Liu Yifei has an impulse to find a seam to drill in. I thought you asked me if I was tired. Can she be tired by riding a donkey?


    forget it!


    I''m too lazy to care. In the future, such people will directly pull the black and don''t cooperate anymore.


    Fortunately... I''ll ride the donkey right away.


    Liu Yifei sat on the roadside stone, his eyes swept around the donkey and studied how to climb up. Can''t Li Tiezhu hold him? How embarrassing!


    Looking at her, her face turned red and quickly moved her eyes away.


    This donkey... What a pervert!


    Out.


    Of course, this scene can''t be put into the program.


    Several female staff members nearby pointed out and had a very heated discussion.


    Pine and bamboo are the most natural. I don''t even look at them. Cut, I''ve seen the world! At the same time, my heart was full of stomach Fei. Aunt Liu seemed a little afraid. She really didn''t see it.


    After a few minutes of rest, Li Tiezhu said, "keep walking and get on the donkey."


    Liu Yifei walked over and wondered whether to take the left foot or the right foot first.


    Li Tiezhu passed by her with songzhu''er in his arms, and then put songzhu''er on the donkey''s back.


    Liu Yifei smoked his face, which


    good heavens!


    Li Tiezhu is so silly that he doesn''t want me to ride at all! He just wants songzhuer to ride! I''m... Amorous.


    Didn''t you get it?


    Barrage:


    "What do I see?"


    "Oh, my God, I thought the fairy sister was riding a donkey..."


    "Aren''t these two people a little forced?"


    "Poor Liu Yifei!"


    "No, no one noticed? Although it has been edited, you can still see Liu Yifei''s action to get on the donkey."


    "I saw it too!"


    "How embarrassing!"


    "Real name loves fairy sister."


    "Li Tiezhu is a great hammer! If it were me, don''t say riding a donkey. You can ride me."


    "Bah! Pervert!"


    After another period of walking, Li Tiezhu turned and asked Liu Yifei, "sister, where''s your box?"


    Liu Yifei: "in the car."


    "Why not take it?"


    "It''s too heavy."


    "But the car went back to town."


    "What about that?"


    Liu Yifei is really blind. She thought the car of the program group would transport the box up when the fog dispersed. What bad program, no assistant


    Songzhu''er said, "what are you afraid of? What do you lack? Use Zhao Liya''s. anyway, the three of us are almost one side tall."


    Liu Yifei said weakly, "can''t you let the car come up later?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s strange to waste oil."


    Liu Yifei is unable to make complaints about it. I can not say that I pay for the oil. He''s not like these two. He has no Eq.


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry, Yaya has brought two boxes and everything."


    In the tree house, Zhao Liya, wrapped in two blankets, sneezed.


    The program team still gave Liu Yifei a green light. After passing the hillside with the most fog, a staff member of the program team took her up on a motorcycle.


    It''s not an exception for her. The consideration of the program team is... Li Tiezhu and Songzhu are too dog.


    If they all walk, that''s OK. If they change to riding donkeys, it''s all right.


    But I didn''t expect that Li Tiezhu Leng wouldn''t ride for Liu Yifei. Can I return it to the broadcast? It must be controversial.


    Therefore, in order to balance, we had to use a motorcycle.


    The worst thing is... Li Tiezhu even took a fancy to motorcycles.


    "Can you ride it for me?"


    He grabbed the staff and asked.


    The staff was startled and refused in words: "no! The director said that this is the property of the program team. If I ride out, I will ride back."


    In fact, he was afraid that after Li Tiezhu rode on, he ran away with pine and bamboo, leaving him, donkey and Liu Yifei.


    He had seen this trend in Li Tiezhu''s eyes and dared not take risks.


    Songzhuer said, "motorcycles are not fun, donkey riding is fun."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK."


    The staff wiped sweat, took Liu Yifei and left abruptly.


    When Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer came to the station of the program group, Liu Yifei sat on the grain drying field and beat his legs. He looked tired.


    Songzhuer jumped over and said, "sister, did you draw the lottery? What did you get?"


    Liu Yifei didn''t speak and pointed to a grass carp at his feet.


    Songzhuer said with a smile, "well done! It''s my turn."


    She ran to the lottery and won a bar of soap.


    "What crap? What''s the use of smoking soap in the last issue? Who, cut this paragraph and I''ll smoke it again!"


    "The rules can''t change."


    "Well, I''ll take a piece of beef, isn''t it too much?"


    When Matsushi saw her, she grabbed a bag of beef and ran away. She didn''t want soap, like a runaway wild dog... Don''t worry if she ran wrong.


    Li Tiezhu: "this way!"


    Songzhuer ran back in a circle, and then rolled under the ridge.


    General operation.


    Li Tiezhu walked slowly to catch people.


    Liu Yifei looks silly. Can such a person... Find a boyfriend?


    For fear that songzhuer might break his leg, the program team didn''t dare to send someone to chase him. They could only watch songzhuer go along with the beef.


    When Li Tiezhu returned to the primitive home with song Zhuer and Liu Yifei, everyone got up.


    At 9:30, everyone didn''t eat and waited for Li Tiezhu hungry.


    After all, no one can cook except him.


    Liu Yifei politely greeted the artists, and even Nie Yao shook hands with her.


    Songzhuer went wild. He kissed Zhao Liya first, and then went to hook up with Nie Yao.


    Guo gangde: "today is really the last issue. There are two beautiful women in one breath, one is the goddess, the other is the goddess... Sutra."


    Yu Qian: "isn''t it?"


    "Thanks to us, we haven''t left."


    "Yes."


    "Are you sober?"


    "Wake up early."


    "What''s the password for my box?"


    "My salary this month."


    ¡°6000£¿¡±


    "Your password box is a six digit password."


    "Good guy, take the box away. I don''t want it."


    "No, how can you tell your daughter-in-law when you go home?"


    Guo gangde thought: "how to explain? Just tell the truth and say that Liu Yifei took it away. It''s not intentional. They all live in one room. It''s normal to take things wrong. It doesn''t matter!"


    Yu Qian: "ho!"


    Liu Yifei said angrily, "Miss Guo! I knew I would let you run as soon as I met you. I knew you were there, so I wouldn''t come to this program¡°


    It''s true, but it''s not because of Guo gangde, it''s someone else.


    Yu Qian: "yes! You two are easy to reveal your stuffing."


    Guo gangde: "it''s not easy to hide."


    Liu Yifei: "you... What''s your ability to bully me? Bully Li Tiezhu!"


    Yu Qian: "gangde, most of the stabbing people are pillow people."


    Guo gangde: "family misfortune! Let you laugh."


    Liu Yifei: "


    Why are you making fun of me? Am I easy to bully?

 Chapter 848

    Guo gangde: "cut it off! I don''t have any relationship beyond friendship with her."


    Yu Qian: "don''t refute the rumor. No one will believe it."


    Li Tiezhu passed by and said, "sister Fei and teacher Guo are not even friends? They don''t look familiar."


    Guo gangde: "we have known each other for a long time."


    Songzhu''er followed Li Tiezhu as he passed by: "I still know someone. It''s very reliable."


    Liu Yifei chose to follow song Zhuer and stay to be taken advantage of. Two old color batches.


    In fact, Guo gangde and Liu Yifei know each other and are quite familiar. They make fun of each time they record programs together. Anyway, they are not serious people.


    Liu Yifei is miserable. He has to be stubborn and can''t go back. After all, the goddess should be ignorant.


    What audiences make complaints about is that bullet screen comments on Guo Gangde and Yu Qian are not enough. Of course, some people retort that they are only joking about the effect of the program. After all, the goddess herself is not angry.


    Yu Qian, who was still suffering from a hangover, was ready to cook his own breakfast. Fortunately, when Li Tiezhu came back, he poured a small glass of wine and went to the shed to drink.


    This is called soul reviving wine. Drink it and your head won''t hurt.


    After breakfast, several people divided into two ways and followed the poverty alleviation cadres to visit the poor households to understand the situation.


    This is today''s task.


    Guo gangde wanted to go with Liu Yifei, but Liu Yifei declined.


    Liu Yifei said, "I don''t go with him. He doesn''t look serious."


    Yu Qian: "what does it mean to look unseemly? That''s unseemly."


    Therefore, the grouping became like this: Guo gangde, Yu Qian, Zhao Liya and song Zhuer, and the other group was Li Tiezhu, Nie Yao and Liu Yifei.


    Guo gangde''s mouth was restless, and he began to run against songzhu''er. Then, he was strongly killed by songzhu''er.


    "Zhu''er, you are so anxious to come to the program. Do you miss li Tiezhu? Is this the legendary xiaobiesheng newlywed?"


    "What about that? Do you miss you? Short white gourd."


    "Ho!"


    "This is a personal attack..."


    "I''m afraid you haven''t seen a real personal attack, boxing to meat."


    "What''s the matter? Do you still want to hit me?"


    "Think! Wait until you finish recording the program. It doesn''t have a good impact."


    "Er... Why did you hit me? Give me a good reason."


    "Because you owe."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Yu Qian: "well, it''s justified!"


    The defeated Guo gangde turned to attack Zhao Liya.


    "Why did ya ya come to this program? You can''t work."


    "I''ll increase my appearance and average height because I heard you''re coming."


    "Huh?"


    "I heard you''re going to guest star in a movie? I''m looking for that movie, too."


    "Oh? What part do you play?"


    "I pushed. My agent said I could take fewer roles now, but I couldn''t make bad films."


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Do you think that when there are no audiences in the cinema, they will listen to crosstalk?"


    "Why do you say that?"


    "Otherwise, why do you harm the film industry?"


    Yu Qian: "if there is nothing, he will also harm the TV circle, variety show circle and crosstalk circle, not against anyone."


    In short, the two girls are very fierce. If Guo gangde can''t win one, he will be very frustrated. It was songzhu''er and Zhao Liya who joined hands to make old Guo''s lungs ache, and Yu Qian mended the knife on one side.


    On the other hand, Liu Yifei, who thought he had escaped the fire, was crushed by two straight men of steel.


    Yaoge''er became a tool man for a season and finally ushered in his highlight moment. He turned into a jet and looked at the goddess.


    When making records in the household survey, Liu Yifei complained: "the dialects and slang they say are so difficult to understand. Many of them can''t understand."


    Brother Yao: "is it harder than Nanbang?"


    Liu Yifei retorted, "I''ve learned it. Of course I don''t understand the dialect I haven''t learned."


    Nie Yao: "what are the small languages used by tens of millions of people to learn? There are 500 million people speaking Mandarin in Southwest China."


    Liu Yifei really can''t say anything. After all, it''s easy to offend people in the southwest area.


    In addition, she was also hurt by the stick. The more she said, the more embarrassed she became.


    In fact, another purpose of Liu Yi''s flying to this program is to promote her new film Mulan.


    This is a Hollywood blockbuster, which gathers big names such as Liu Yifei, Zhen bullet, Gong Li and Li Xiaojie. Its goal is to hit the box office champion of next year''s summer file, and it pays special attention to the Chinese market. After all, it seems to be a Chinese story.


    Therefore, when coming out of an old house, Liu Yifei said, "why not directly renovate this ancient building? I think it''s very beautiful."


    Li Tiezhu said, "I lived in this kind of old house when I was a child. It was actually uncomfortable. It was cool in winter and warm in summer. Their family didn''t even repair the earth wall house. They always lived here because they were poor. Of course, their family used to be the landlord. At that time, their house was the best, and others lived in thatched houses."


    Liu Yifei: "I think we should keep some ancient buildings. After all, it''s culture. Just like when I was filming Mulan, I was surprised by all kinds of classical cultures and customs..."


    Nie Yao: "the American people understand the Chinese culture of an egg."


    Liu Yifei: "er... We invited many Chinese experts to restore the history at that time. The actors were all Chinese artists..."


    Nie Yao: "what?"


    "Me, Gong Li, Zhen bullet, Li Xiaojie..."


    "Which is Chinese?"


    "All of them."


    "Aren''t they all from the United States and Li Jiapo? I remember wrong?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Barrage:


    "Good guy! Brother Yao, this is going to heaven!"


    "Top! I like Nie Yao''s strength."


    "How dare you say, tut tut."


    "Learn the Nanbang dialect of tens of millions of people and dislike the southwest dialect of hundreds of millions of people."


    "He''s a language genius."


    "Americans understand the Chinese culture of an egg!"


    "Which is Chinese, ha ha ha... Cow force!"


    "All foreigners!"


    "Hehe, Hollywood also wants to come to China to make money. It''s beautiful."


    "I won''t go to the cinema to watch broken films."


    "Do you like to see it or not? Always support the goddess!"


    "I completely renounce my citizenship and loyalty to any foreign prince, monarch, country or sovereignty to which I belong, and I will support and protect the Constitution and laws of the United States of Milligan..."


    "What is this?"


    "Your goddess has taken an oath with great piety!"


    "Does brother Yao have a grudge against the goddess?"


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu saw it and found an opportunity to ask Nie Yao quietly.


    Nie Yao: "I''ve been holding it for more than ten years! Leave me alone."


    Of course, Li Tiezhu doesn''t care. He''s just curious.


    Liu Yifei doesn''t want to talk to Nie Yao anymore. Of course she can feel the hostility of the other party.


    But Nie Yao didn''t care. He began to talk to Liu Yifei: "when will your film be released?"


    "Next summer vacation."


    "Is it China''s summer vacation? Take care of the Chinese people so much?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    "Will you shoot in Chinese or English?"


    "English."


    "It''s good to know English! I can''t. do all Americans know English?"


    "Not necessarily..."


    "You certainly will. I heard you are a language genius. You can speak several languages except dialects."


    "Er... Learned some."


    "By the way, is the English version also released in China?"


    "There is Chinese dubbing."


    "Did you match your lines?"


    "Yes."


    "It''s really a language genius!"


    Liu Yifei was very angry, but he had to laugh, or he would be inferior. Because "Oh Huo primitive man" has high ratings and influence at home and abroad, the film producer asked Liu Yifei to make a wave of advertisements. In addition to the announcement fee of the program team, the producer also paid millions of yuan.


    Of course she knew that Nie Yao was here, but she disdained to consider this factor because she thought they were people of different levels.


    Has he ever been red?


    However, Nie Yao has already evolved since he got familiar with Li Tiezhu.


    Offend people?


    Anyway, if you don''t do well in the circle, you can be worse if you offend people? I''m covered by Li Tiezhu! Afraid of an egg!


    Liu Yifei felt that Nie Yao would be cut off by the program group with a malicious run.


    But she didn''t know that Nie Yao forced Li Tiezhu to keep it, otherwise she would never open a hot spot for Li Tiezhu again. Li Tiezhu was frightened and didn''t dare to listen.


    In the afternoon, the two groups handed over the visit records to the village committee and went back while lamenting the complexity and hard work of the poverty alleviation project.


    Nie Yao suddenly said, "why didn''t you ask Mr. Guo gangde to be a cultural consultant when filming Mulan?"


    Liu Yifei didn''t want to talk.


    Guo gangde said, "I''m flattered. I''m just a crosstalk speaker. I don''t know any culture."


    Yu Qian: "no culture."


    Liu Yifei chose to talk to two girls and ignored the small bellied man.


    Songzhu''er is fine. She can talk with Liu Yifei very well, but Zhao Liya has thorns everywhere. She meets Liu Yifei from time to time. For example, when she is happy, she says "my sister is so beautiful when she is young". For example, when she is filming, Zhao Liya says "sister, how can an actor like us who has no acting skills act well?".


    Go home and cook.


    Nie Yao, who was burning the fire, and Zhao Liya, who was rolling the dog, suddenly slapped their hands.


    The next day, there was no task. It was the last day of the season.


    Li Tiezhu said, "let''s invite uncle Liu and brother Shu to have a meal. Uncle Liu won''t say anything. Hero, brother Shu... Is sincere to us."


    The director group took the brand and Li Tiezhu and others began to buy things.


    They saved a full 42 points for the last big meal.


    Just after shopping, brother Shu came on crutches.


    Yu Qian slipped up to deliver cigarettes to brother Shu. He was idle these days. He saw some previous rough cutting clips and worshipped brother Shu very much.


    Tree elder brother took tiktok in his open teeth and laughed, "I saw you in the trembling voice, I love your hair."


    Yu Qian: "drink! Man has a good eye. I''ll pay later and iron one for you."


    Brother Shu waved his hand: "no! I have my own style."


    Yu Qian: "that''s a good thing. What''s the matter? Anyway, it''s all right to be idle. Let''s have a drink first?"


    Brother Shu nodded. After greeting others, he followed Yu Qian to the shed, twisted his body enchanting, and said to Li Tiezhu, who cut fish, "column son!"


    Wearing Kumamoto Kumamoto''s pajamas, Matsushita poked her head out of the bookstore: "who called me?"


    Brother Shu: "I called you man, but I didn''t call you! Zhu''er, I gave you a small gift, which can be regarded as today''s meal money."


    Songzhu''er gave a cry and withdrew to continue sleeping in. Brother Shu met her three years ago.


    Li Tiezhu: "what gift?"


    The tree elder brother reserved a smile: "wait ha, you''ll know."

 Chapter 849

    Li Tiezhu suddenly had an ominous premonition, but there was nothing wrong.


    Uncle Yu poured two glasses of sorghum wine in the shed and boasted to each other while drinking with brother Shu.


    "What tiktok I have been extraordinary as if done by the spirits of the past few days," he said, "what is in your hands is their creation!"


    Brother Shu said, "Pao''s family is very polite. Do you have a hammer? There is a smaller gourd at the head of my house. You can take it away when you go. It''s better than this."


    "Then thank you. Hey! I''ll have someone bring you a purple clay pot later. It''s just fun to make tea."


    "If you want, you can come and play at any time."


    "If men like horses, I have a racecourse."


    "Horses are not interested. Mules are OK. Mules are easy to raise and have great strength."


    "Knowledgeable! Mules have strong disease resistance and are not picky about food. They can be used for 20 or 30 years. They are much longer than horses. Well, I have mares, but I don''t have male donkeys."


    "If the male donkey..."


    They looked at the tractor in the donkey shed.


    The tractor grinned, and what about this good thing? It''s said that horses are white, rich and beautiful with long legs. How can they climb up?


    Guo gangde and Liu Yifei are washing vegetables. Liu Yifei has figured it out. Uncle Guo is reliable. Although he disapproves, he won''t kill her.


    Especially Zhao Liya, who is with Nie Yao, and the girl''s background is too hard, she can''t provoke Liu Yifei.


    When the work was almost done, Matsushita jumped down from the tree house in Kumamoto''s pajamas.


    The tree elder brother flicked the cigarette ash: "did you have anything to eat?"


    Matsushita: "yes, what project is brother Shu busy with recently?"


    Brother Shu: "Hey! Just do some research on timing devices and broadcast live by the way."


    Three years ago, song Zhuer came to Li Tiezhu''s house and met brother Shu. At that time, he was shocked. Later, he became numb. Brother Shu is always so erratic.


    Songzhu''er said hello to Yu Qian again: "I drank it so early. Do you want me to drink with you?"


    Yu Qian quickly waved his hand: "no, no! You''re busy with your work."


    I''m kidding. Drink with you? Dead?


    "Sister Yifei, is your stomach better?"


    "What?"


    "You farted all the time last night. Aren''t you used to eating?"


    ¡°¡­¡­¡±


    Zhao Liya said, "so I got up early in the morning. Can you still sleep?"


    Matsushita: "I can''t smell it when I''m asleep! Ah! There''s yellow spicy Ding? I''ll kill it!"


    With that, songzhuer rolled up her sleeves and rushed over. She squatted next to Li Tiezhu to help kill fish. Li Tiezhu killed big fish and she killed small fish.


    Li Tiezhu warned, "be careful."


    Pine bamboo son: "such a big grass carp? Do you make pickled cabbage fish for brother Yao?"


    "No, it''s a beautiful frog fish hot pot. Do you kill bullfrogs?"


    "I dare not have legs."


    The big meal is prepared in an orderly way. In addition to grass carp, yellow peppered diced and bullfrog, there are beef, tripe, duck sausage, ham sausage, broken ear root, pea tip, radish, cabbage and lotus root


    At 11:00, Li Tiezhu began to stir fry vegetables. He fried shredded celery, a fried pork with garlic and fried phoenix tail in soy. He was worried that the old man couldn''t get used to hot pot.


    Zhao Liya went to old man Liu''s house to invite him. Although she said hello in advance, she didn''t have to invite him because of uncle Liu''s stubborn donkey temper.


    Zhao Liya was very skillful. When she went to uncle Liu''s house, she squatted down without talking and began to cry. If you don''t go with me, I won''t get up. The whole village is watching.


    When uncle Liu and his wife followed Zhao Liya, Li Tiezhu was frying the bottom of the hot pot.


    Zhao Liya pulled very hard and went to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "well done. No one can complete this arduous task except you."


    "Hum!"


    Zhao Liya proudly walks to Nie Yao and continues to listen to praise.


    Nie Yao caught fire: "awesome! Yaya, why are you so excellent? I really regret not knowing you earlier."


    He thought that if he had known you for more than ten years, some characters would not be lost by stupid losers.


    Zhao Liya: "I''m kidding! There''s nothing I can''t do in the world..."


    Songzhuer shouted in the distance, "have you cut the vegetables?"


    Zhao Liya counseled: "I, I''ll go now... Thank you for reminding me."


    Rabbit smashes the only nemesis - erha.


    Uncle Liu carried his hands on his back, holding the leaf tobacco pole in his hand, frowned and looked into the pot: "what kind of vegetable is this? It''s a pity to put a lot of oil in the Leng."


    The bottom of fish hotpot does not use butter, but vegetable oil. The oil is really heavy.


    Li Tiezhu: "well, it''s called hot pot."


    "What hotpot?"


    "It''s American frog fish hot pot, boiled bullfrog and fish."


    "This? This one is so big that I''m afraid it''s not a toad?"


    "It''s a bullfrog, a bigger toad."


    "It must be mange treasure."


    "It''s toad, American toad."


    Uncle Liu shook his head and walked away: "ask for inexplicable hall."


    Aunt said to Li Tiezhu, "don''t worry about him. He doesn''t like what he sees all day. God pokes, I''ll help you cook the pot..."


    Nie Yao: "aunt, you cut and drink tea. I can do it."


    Guo gangde was responsible for receiving the two old people, welcoming them into the shed and Liu Yifei made tea. The two who drank in the shed also said hello to uncle Liu, automatically moved to the edge of the donkey shed and squatted to drink.


    Uncle Liu hunched his back and looked at brother Shu: "iron tree."


    Brother tree said lazily, "claws?"


    Yu Qian, Guo gangde and donkey all thought brother Shu was going to be trained.


    Uncle Liu said, "don''t carry water for my house. I have two legs and you have one leg. Can you carry water for me? I have hands and feet..."


    Brother Shu stroked his hair: "Hey! I''m not only going to carry you water, I''m also going to send you pork."


    Uncle Liu: "what kind of noise? You didn''t feed pigs in your house..."


    Tree brother: "you don''t understand!"


    Barrage:


    "Brother Shu''s malpractice..."


    "Carrying water with broken legs? Really?"


    "But also help the neighbors carry water."


    "Ordinary people can''t do it, but he''s brother Shu!"


    "In fact, brother Shu is really kind."


    "He just has abnormal brain circuits, but he is a good man."


    "Why not let his wife pick?"


    "Brother Shu can''t bear it. His wife is pregnant."


    "Brother Shu is a crazy devil who spoils his wife."


    "Wang Dagang hasn''t arrived yet. It should be that the card game is not over."


    "Go and buy brother Shu''s handicrafts. It''s not easy for him..."


    "You have to line up!"


    "Brother Shu has taken several village masters as disciples, but he is still too busy."


    Yu Qian was surprised: "man, can you carry water like this now?"


    Brother Shu said, "just pick up some thiamine on crutches! What a big cigarette pot! You can''t stop walking with a pestle? A smoking old man is angry when he walks. Don''t break his foot pole. The village head wants to beat me again. They are all neighbors. I''ll help them pick some by the way. It''ll be fine when the tap water is available in two days."


    Yu Qian thumbs up his thumb: "tiktok, I am going to pay for your friend! I will make it!" later, I will call the PK live.


    Guo gangde: "what live PK?"


    Brother Shu: "don''t you know? PK is player killing, ingrich, understand."


    Guo gangde: "


    Yu Qian: "ho! Brother Shu is powerful!"


    Guo gangde: "I understand when you speak English. I''m also an English major. I know a little about yazhuo butterfly, yiku and Sri Lanka."


    Yu Qian: "go to the dead side. Don''t disturb my exchange of feelings with brother Zhu."


    At this time, brother Shu took out the function machine, looked at the time and said, "the time is almost over."


    Yu Qian: "when?"


    Brother Shu shouted, "zhu''er! Take the donkey out and prepare camel pork!"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly woke up: "Ann? You shouldn''t be..."


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    A loud noise shook the earth.


    "Ah --"


    Liu Yifei screamed and peed.


    Zhao Liya and song Zhuer looked at her with a little contempt. They really haven''t seen the world.


    Brother Shu put down his wine glass, stood up with a crutch and jumped to the edge of the Nianzi Cliff: "those wild boars are definitely ruined this time! My son is out of danger!"


    Li Tiezhu: "how did you do it?"


    The tree elder brother''s head did not return: "I used the old mobile phone as a timing device and detonated the detonator at 11:40."


    Li Tiezhu: "my son, you refuse to force me to go in..."


    Tree brother said smartly: "I said to help you solve them, we should solve them. Although it''s a little late, what I said will be fulfilled!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Brother Shu took the lead to the edge of the cliff. His only sound leg was still wearing black electronic shackles, which reflected the rebellious light under the sunlight.


    Uncle Liu suddenly said, "Tieshu is a talent. He was born decades late."


    Li Tiezhu stared at the black boy in the distance. He was forced to teach him. Brother Shu knows a hammer for this high-tech game!


    Others rushed to the edge of the cliff and found that there was thick smoke on the hillside, the earth slope collapsed, and a black wild boar was running wildly in many ways.


    Brother Shu snorted coldly, "there are five wild boars in total, and only one survived. It is worthy of me."


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and was ready to call the demon spirit.


    Brother Shu raised his hand to stop: "don''t worry. I''ll have dinner first. In the afternoon, I''ll fight demons myself. This time, it''s estimated that I''ll go in for a few days."


    Brain disability syndrome is not omnipotent!


    It turned out that shuge observed that the wild boars came back 20 days after they were scared away by the first explosion, so he began to study the work and rest time of wild boars. It is found that wild boars usually go out to look for food in the morning and evening. They don''t know whether to go out at night. Anyway, they hide in their holes during the day.


    So Li Tieshu made a timing explosive device and put it into the hole early this morning when the wild boar went out.


    At noon, wild boars are in the cave. This detonator goes down, hehe


    What? The detonator was searched last time?


    Don''t you smell the cunning rabbit cave?


    Songzhu''er was most excited and shouted, "brother Shu''s cheating! I admire you. Go, rabbit... Ya Ya, brother Yao, take the tractor and go with me to pick up pork!"


    Li Tiezhu was afraid that they would be attacked by the escaping wild boar, so he could only follow with an axe.


    Advise songzhuer?


    It''s impossible to succeed. She never listens to advice.


    Soon, the village head also brought people. He asked others to follow Li Tiezhu. They went down to see the situation, and then took off the belt to draw Li Tieshu himself. Brother Shu chose... Lie flat.


    Yu qianyun praised with sorghum wine: "brother Shu... Really pays attention to people."

 Chapter 850

    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)


    Brother Shu lay on the ground and was beaten. He flicked the ash and said in an unconventional tone, "people live with a face and trees live with a skin. Oh, the village head, be light. Don''t be tired. I said to help Zhu Er solve those Wensang, we should solve it. Brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts!"


    Yu Qian: "village head, all right, almost got it. The cameraman recorded it all."


    The village head also gave uncle Yu face and put the belt on pants that would soon fall off. After all, it was not polite to * * * in front of the goddess Liu Yifei.


    that ''s ok!


    Call here first today.


    Liu Yifei stared at the dog. Isn''t that ridiculous? A rural steamed stuffed bun with obvious brain problems made a time bomb? And the village head is more savage. He beat the fool in front of the camera?


    (anti theft chapter, genuine readers can read it after 1:00 a.m. by long pressing the name of the directory chapter and selecting to download it again)

 Chapter 851

    After recording the program, it was still early. Li Tiezhu took his daughter-in-law to the second uncle''s house, helped the second uncle reverse the tractor into the yard, and finally went to the village committee to implement some charity subsidies from the Hong fund.


    After doing this, the party took a car to the county and simply held a celebration banquet.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu was very responsible to input Zhao Liya and song Zhuer''s feelings over this period of time. They were convinced and worshipped.


    Finally, the two girls were full of Li Tiezhu''s truth, and learning made me happy.


    But learning is like sailing against the current. They can''t understand these principles for a while. They can only swallow them and digest them slowly in the future.


    Liu Yifei next door seemed to hear the voice of their preaching. He was so greedy that he couldn''t sleep. He was full of desire for knowledge.


    O


    The next day, everyone dispersed.


    Songzhuer took Zhao Liya back to Kyoto and continued to go to school.


    Li Tiezhu went to the East China Sea guest program, which is the new program "Meng detective case" by sun Lei, Sha Yi and Wu Litao, which is also the reason why Sha Yi and sun Lei came together to "Oh Huo primitive man".


    Resources need to be exchanged.


    After recording the program, Li Tiezhu did not return to Kyoto and flew directly to Dubai to shoot operation Red Sea. It was ready there.


    This is also why songzhuer came, because Li Tiezhu was too busy, she had to take the initiative to enrich herself. It''s really substantial. By the way, I also enriched the rabbit. Ian perra''s saturation attack is not covered.


    After Li Tiezhu came to the East China Sea, he rested all afternoon.


    In the evening, Li Tiezhu took the bodyguard heiwa''er and rode a small yellow car to record the program.


    After arriving at the recording site, a staff member received him. Heiwaer parked his car and went nearby for inspection. The safety factor of China is very high. There is no need for several dozen security personnel to be inseparable like foreign countries.


    The female staff member said, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, the villa in front is the recording place. Tonight is very simple. Let''s have a meal and get to know each other. You are a special guest. You are the last one to go in according to the plan, so you can follow me to the lounge on the left first. If you need anything, you can tell me!"


    "Sister, can I make an advertisement?"


    Li Tiezhu asked very seriously.


    Staff: "er... Of course."


    What''s the problem? When did Li Tiezhu tell you the rules? Do you know whether to advertise or not?


    Brother Li Tiezhu tiktok said to the camera: "if you are interested in handwork and bamboo art, you can go and watch the live broadcast of my brother," he said. "Thank you, um, when you saw this program, my brother should have let it out."


    The staff looked confused. Who is brother Shu? What does that mean?


    Tiktok, director of the program group, is a beast who will do things more than Wang Jiafang. So after he shot the scene, he added a video clip of brother Wu Tong.


    Brother Shu sat in the yard with the head of the chicken nest. He was making nanmu self-priming toilet for his daughter-in-law. He smiled at the camera and stroked his hairstyle: "Hello! I''m brother Shu. Wipe the waves, hi yo ~"


    Barrage:


    "What the hell is advertising?"


    "Who is brother tree?"


    "Is there anyone who doesn''t know shuge? Village network?"


    "Anyone who has seen primitive people knows."


    "I didn''t expect to see brother Shu here. It''s very kind!"


    "The original talent has been broadcast to the eighth issue, and brother Shu has become the absolute protagonist."


    "I hope brother Shu starts and ends well."


    "Impossible. Listen to the meaning of iron pillar, brother Shu seems to have gone in."


    "Horizontal trough..."


    "Is this the legendary tree brother?"


    "Really handsome, natural and unrestrained!"


    "I have been there in tiktok."


    "Watch him live every day."


    "Yesterday, brother Shu killed the runaway boar live. Talent!"


    Li Tiezhu rode to the lounge.


    Suddenly, he saw a traffic sign temporarily placed by the program group. On the left is the vehicle passage and on the right is the pedestrian passage.


    Li Tiezhu rode to the sign, braked sharply and jumped out of the car.


    Then, push the car, the car goes to the vehicle channel on the left, and people go to the pedestrian channel on the right. They pay great attention to it and follow the rules and regulations strictly.


    The staff are stupid. What''s the operation?


    When the program was broadcast, Li Tiezhu''s arrival was placed at the beginning of the film, and coupled with a magnetic bass Narration:


    "Before Meng detectives come on stage, the first thing to introduce to you is Li Tiezhu, the expert of Meng detectives in this issue. He will judge the level of novice Meng detectives. Seeing the hard core logical thinking of others'' car diversion is definitely a serious person, so we have to admire his preciseness."


    Barrage:


    "This..."


    "Understanding!"


    "Serious brother is still too serious."


    "No problem. The car goes on the left and the people go on the right. That''s what the sign says."


    "Full score for logic! Logic genius!"


    "It can be said that the understanding is quite in place."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "I laughed my head off."


    "It''s you! Where there are iron pillars, there are sand carving operations."


    "As soon as brother Zheng appeared, he brought the new program to a strange height."


    "There is no one in the variety industry..."


    "That''s it? Give the Meng detectives a score? Are you serious?"


    "Isn''t it right to be so rigorous?"


    "He''s still the boy he used to be, and he hasn''t changed a bit!"


    But when Wu Tong saw this scene that night, he was shocked beyond measure. He immediately had an impulse to cry and asked sun Lei and Sha Yi to change Li Tiezhu for a guest role in the new program. As expected, the road is wide!


    With this lens, "detective Meng" has to be searched. It''s absolutely forced!


    As soon as the picture turns, Subtitles:


    Late at night, all agents Meng gathered for the first time!


    What will be waiting for them?


    In a small hall, Wu Tong sat cross legged on the ground. Sha Yi knocked on the door and came in.


    Wu Tong: "welcome brother Sha Yi to detective Meng. Today is our first meeting. We want to test your observation. There is something different in this room. See if you can find it in five minutes."


    "Different things?"


    "Yes! Something unreasonable."


    "Unreasonable?"


    Shayi grabbed the cameraman hiding behind the green plant, but it was wrong, so he kept looking, looking and looking... Of course he failed.


    The second guest came in, white to luminous.


    Wu Tong: "Hello, sister LAN."


    The guest is Qin LAN, the imperial sister who played Wu Lei''s mother.


    Originally, the program team wanted to invite yehenara, who had been silent for two years, but the relationship and resources behind him were still firmly in hand. It was easy to persuade the management to let her take the lead.


    However, Wu Tong refused because he wanted to invite Li Tiezhu to bring traffic to the new program. Will Li Tiezhu still come if he invited that one?


    Don''t even think about it. Not only will he not come, Wu Litao won''t come back, and some of the guests proposed later, especially songzhuer, won''t come.


    Therefore, the final program group chose selfie Kangda Qin LAN.


    But it is obvious that Qin LAN is not good at observation, and she has not found anything different.


    The next one is Yang you. As soon as I came in, I saw the clock on the wall.


    "It''s time to walk backwards? Is that it?"


    Wu Tong was immediately embarrassed: "ah... Right!"


    Sha Yi and Qin LAN looked at each other as if they were a fool.


    Qin LAN: "are you too fast?"


    Sha Yi: "do you know the answer again?"


    Next, Yang Xiaoxue and song Xiaoxuan failed, but Wu Litao succeeded.


    Finally, the eldest brother sun Lei entered the hall. Under the crazy hint and express of a group of people, he found the clock turning backwards.


    Let''s applaud.


    Sun Lei shook his hands and said, "it doesn''t matter. Listen! Our only task tonight is to abuse Li Tiezhu. He will arrive soon. We won''t do anything in this period. Don''t worry about what task, just abuse him! Can we reach an agreement?"


    Wu Tong: "the task still needs to be completed..."


    Sun Lei said, "don''t talk! You''re not allowed to talk here. Show your attitude! Ah? Poplar oil."


    Yang you: "Tiezhu is my hometown..."


    Sun Lei: "that''s against me?"


    Yang you: "I''m neutral!"


    Sun Lei looked at Wu Litao and said, "you..."


    Wu Litao raised his cell phone and said, "I''ve recorded what you just said and sent it to my master! That''s my own master!"


    Sun Lei: "


    Why did you forget this? It''s over!


    Qin Lan said, "Sun Lei, this is the rhythm of great death."


    Sha Yi: "hahaha... Do you still want to abuse iron pillars?"


    Yang Xiaoxue wondered, "what''s the matter? Does brother sun Lei have a grudge against Tiezhu?"


    Sha Yi: "it''s not just revenge, it''s blood feud, but also because of me!"


    Sun Lei said, "I don''t care. Anyway, I''m going to abuse Li Tiezhu today. I''ll do whoever doesn''t join me!"


    The door opened.


    Li Tiezhu politely came in and shook hands with everyone. Finally, it was Sun Lei''s turn.


    "I heard you were going to abuse me?"


    "It''s just the effect of the program. If the audience likes to watch it, I''ll say it casually. What''s the relationship between us? Brother Zhu, do you sit, drink tea or drink?"


    "Tea."


    "Just a moment. I''ll make you tea."


    Sun Lei smiles and goes to make tea.


    Sha Yi and others laugh wildly. Just this courage, still abuse Li Tiezhu?


    Wu Tong: "Tiezhu, you are today''s cute detective appraiser. In order to determine whether you have enough insight, you will also accept the primary task in this room..."


    Li Tiezhu: "where did you buy this clock? Did the props Department of the program team cut the money? How did it turn upside down?"


    Wu Tong: "er..."


    Everyone laughed: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the director innocently: "director Wu, you go on with the task. What''s going on in this room?"


    Wu Tong said weakly, "forget it! Go in and have dinner. I''m hungry."


    Barrage:


    "Worthy of you, serious brother!"


    "The director is boring. How can we play?"


    "Li Tiezhu is not a strong observer, but his focus is always different from normal people."


    "Such as the diversion of people and vehicles?"


    "Hahaha..."


    "Sun Lei, who counsels in seconds, still wants to abuse iron pillars?"


    "It''s said that sun Lei was badly abused in the home of primitive people. Issue 11."


    "I have a hunch that sun Lei will be miserable again."


    "Absolutely, Li Tiezhu is now the big devil in the variety industry."

 Chapter 852

    "Big devil? The IQ of dragons and phoenixes among people..."


    "As long as I''m an order of magnitude more stupid than you, you can''t predict my thinking."


    "Li Tiezhu: do you think I can think? No, it''s all instinct!"


    "After all, the great devil never needs to think."


    "The weak need wisdom, the strong only need horizontal push."


    Yang oil can not help Li Tiezhu Tucao: "iron column, you say this group of people, how to make complaints about the future? This lineup is against the sky!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "with sun Lei, Conan is blind."


    Sun Lei: "what if you change me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "well... Holmes has to kneel when he comes."


    "Hahaha..."


    Because it was the middle of the night, everyone was hungry, so... They ate, of course. The dishes are very rich, a combination of Chinese and western, including steak, barbecue, lobster and so on.


    Li Tiezhu chose to straighten the hard goods first and start with a plate of steak. Now he is very professional in eating steak. Sprinkle some pepper first, cut it into small pieces and dip it in chili noodles. It is tender and delicious.


    Director Wu Tong asked sun Lei, "brother Lei, if you want to form a team, who do you want to form a team with most?"


    Others looked over while eating, curious.


    Sun Lei blurted out, "Li Tiezhu."


    Wu Tong: "no, he is not Meng detective. You must choose from Meng detective."


    Sun Leidun frowned: "I... who am I with? Who is smart?"


    "Is Li Tiezhu smart?"


    "He''s not smart, but he and I can push everyone horizontally. Won''t he win?"


    "Er..."


    Wu Litao said, "my master can push everyone horizontally alone. Why add such a burden as you?"


    Sun Lei was lost in thought: "that''s the same truth."


    Yang you asked Wu Tong, "director, did you find that you hired the wrong person? It''s too late to regret now."


    Wu Tong said helplessly, "it seems that we can only change the program rules..."


    Everyone laughed.


    Qin LAN asked gracefully, "why did you change the rules? Was the previous script not well done?"


    Everyone looked at the Royal sister in silence. With your words, you have to change it! The previous script was too high-end for us.


    Qin LAN did not understand that Li Tiezhu turned to make complaints about the program. "This program group seems not very professional."


    Li Tiezhu: "er... You are not professional."


    Qin LAN: "why? Because we are not real detectives?"


    Li Tiezhu: "sister, your answer won''t fix me.


    Other people began to talk, there were few intelligence online, and Yang you was the smartest. This shows how rough this detective is.


    By the way, Qin LAN, the imperial sister, doesn''t know. When she talks, she finds that she is a big fool. The reflection arc is super slow.


    Li Tiezhu finally understands the reason why he is like a duck to water in the entertainment industry. The competitors here are not as good as the construction site. All kinds of people on the construction site are crafty and crafty. Of course, there are smart people in the entertainment industry compared with Lao Yin, but most of them are not high IQ, but high EQ, plus Yin and ruthless means.


    The entertainment industry is a wonderful circle. Schizophrenic patients can earn nearly 200 million. The goods with five tone defects dare to say that there is freestyle everywhere.


    For example, Wu Litao did this in order to complete the secret task given to him by the program group.


    First, he took a lobster, dipped it in the soup, and said to sun Lei, "try this, brother. Trust me, this lobster is very delicious."


    Sun Lei is ready to pick up the plate.


    However, Wu Litao said to others directly, "I''ll feed you! My brother will feed you one."


    Infinite challenge old Yin cup sun Lei immediately understood it and said with a smile, "you don''t have to feed."


    Wu Litao also quibbled.


    Sun Lei: "your action is too abnormal. In the extreme challenge, you can''t live half an episode. You''re at the same level as Shayi."


    Wu Litao had to eat by himself and pretend to be innocent: "no! I feed you such a big lobster. You don''t appreciate it."


    Sun Lei: "you are several grades worse than your master. Play with me?"


    Wu Litao shook his head and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu gracefully gnawed on the stick bone, and his expression was more innocent than Wu Litao: "yes, why don''t you feed him lobster instead of me?"


    Wu Litao stamped his feet. This is a task! Fool master!


    Wu Litao continued to try: "it''s delicious. Try it. Am I your brother?"


    Sun leijian smiled: "you''re not my brother, you''re my nephew. I talk about friendship with Tiezhu peers."


    Wu Litao: "


    Originally, Wu Tong found that the script was too complicated for them, so he had to change the routine temporarily and release temporary tasks to each of them with his mobile phone to mobilize the atmosphere and plot. There was no way. He didn''t have to worry about the script in infinite challenge before. Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo, sun Lei and Luo Xiaoxiang didn''t even use the script.


    Li Tiezhu chewed the bone and wiped his hands: "I''ll go to the toilet, brother. Come and take a picture with me?"


    With that, he took a cameraman and left.


    Sha Yi said with a smile: "ha ha, it''s a big shot in the end. You have to follow PD when you go to the bathroom."


    Wu Litao: "what are you afraid of? You can make mosaics."


    Yang Xiaoxue laughed: "aren''t you afraid that your master will kill you?"


    Wu Litao: "no, my master dotes on me most!"


    Sun Lei wiped his mouth and I went to the bathroom.


    Then, outside the bathroom, he ran into Li Tiezhu, who was peeking at the cameraman''s playback.


    Sun Lei smiled: "what are you looking at?"


    Without saying a word, Li Tiezhu skillfully took the SD card out of the machine, put it in his pocket, and said to the cameraman, "you change the card, and I''ll give it to Wu Tong directly."


    Sun Lei: "did you get the picture of Wu Tongfa''s mission?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I know the tasks of others except sister Qin LAN."


    Sun Lei: "share it? Except Wu Litao''s mission."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you have any chips?"


    Sun Lei: "our alliance."


    Li Tiezhu: "sorry, I don''t want to play with fools. Two fools fart."


    There''s no way. Although sun Lei finds out Li Tiezhu''s operation, he can''t get any information. If he changes someone, he will directly grab the SD card.


    Barrage:


    "Serious brother, this operation cow!"


    "So is sun Lei. He knows Li Tiezhu''s routine almost every second."


    "High end players from unlimited challenges."


    "The five have made Tiezhu and sun Lei grow too much."


    "Why have you been to Shayi with unlimited challenges or so simple?"


    "He is mainly abused and has no sense of experience."


    "Serious brother is to teach them to be human."


    "The key is that sun Lei doesn''t dare to rob."


    Li Tiezhu and sun Lei go back to the restaurant. Li Tiezhu directly grabs Wu Litao''s mobile phone and says, "concentrate on eating."


    Wu Litao: "Oh."


    Sun Lei looked silly.


    The program team shall timely display subtitles:


    Sun Lei''s task: take Wu Litao''s mobile phone to complete the collective selfie.


    Li Tiezhu goes back to sit down and continue to eat. Sun Lei angrily goes back to pick his head.


    On the other side, Shayi and Yangyou are on the bar. One wants to close the door and the other to open the door.


    Shayi task: keep the door closed for five minutes.


    Poplar oil task: keep them open for five minutes.


    Song Xiaoxuan''s task: ask sun Lei to dance.


    At this time, sun Lei chose to take the initiative to ask others about their tasks. No one told him. He smelled song Xiaoxuan again: "what task are you? Tell my brother, I cooperate with you! The water here is too deep for you to play."


    Song Xiaoxuan said naively, "really? Can I tell you?"


    Sun Lei: "of course, I will help you."


    Song Xiaoxuan is only seventeen years old. She is so naive. He opened his mouth and wanted to say, but the corner of his eye saw Li Tiezhu waving at him, so he forbeared and said, "I''ll confirm the task again. I''m afraid I''m wrong."


    Then he left, walked around in a big circle and came to Li Tiezhu, ready to speak.


    Li Tiezhu turned his back to him and said, "don''t tell him, he will pit you. Just say that the task is to let me dance a dance, and he will certainly demonstrate it for you. Don''t talk to me, I know each of you''s tasks."


    Song Xiaoxuan''s expression suddenly became very wonderful. The adult''s world was terrible.


    After a while, song Xiaoxuan found sun Lei again and told him what Li Tiezhu taught him.


    Sun Lei believed: "yes! Li Tiezhu wrestled as soon as he danced. Wu Tong''s task, ha ha, interesting. Let''s go, brother. Help you."


    Then sun Lei and song Xiaoxuan find Li Tiezhu and force him to dance.


    Li Tiezhu refused for one reason. I can''t dance.


    "Didn''t you skip the concert?"


    "I forgot."


    "You... OK, can I teach you to dance?"


    "What dance?"


    "How about break dancing?"


    "Don''t jump."


    "You''re not a cute detective for the first task of other people''s children. Do me a favor. What''s the matter?"


    "Can''t dance."


    "I''ll teach you."


    "Let me see if you dance for a while. I won''t jump if it''s too difficult."


    Li Tiezhu is very stubborn.


    Sun Lei wanted to see Li Tiezhu make a fool of himself by wrestling, so he worked hard and began to break dance.


    "Look, isn''t it very simple?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ha, it''s really simple."


    Sun Lei: "then learn one."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and said to song Yaxuan, "well, your task is completed. Go to dinner."


    Song Yaxuan opened the flowers and bowed: "thank you, brother Tiezhu!"


    Sun Lei: "what''s the situation? I''ve been routine?"


    Wu Tong nodded at him.


    Li Tiezhu said softly, "just you? Still abuse me? Cut!"


    Sun Lei knew later: "so, song Xiaoxuan''s task is actually to let me dance? The child is dishonest..."


    Wu Tong: "he''s still honest. It''s iron pillar''s move for him."


    At this time, Wu Litao chased after the lobster and shouted, "you eat this first! You eat a lobster!! I peeled it for you myself and dipped it in the soup for half an hour..."


    Sun Leidun was happy again: "Wu Litao, are you crazy? What a terrible man!"


    Barrage:


    "Xuanxuan is too naive."


    "Almost fooled."


    "It''s still my brother Zhu''s routine!"


    "To tell the truth, Li Tiezhu is really not smart. He is experienced and doesn''t play cards according to the routine."


    "Ha ha, sun Lei dances very hard."


    "Sun Lei is confused. It''s great!"


    "Are you still abusing me? Hahaha..."


    "Sun Meili still wants to punish Li Tiezhu? Who will punish who?"


    "Wu Litao is really crazy!"


    "Hey! This silly child has not inherited his master''s cunning at all."

 Chapter 854

    Heiwa''er: "we have heiduo security personnel there. Depending on which one you want, almost everyone can cook and have female bodyguards..."


    Qin LAN shook her head decisively: "I don''t want female bodyguards. Female bodyguards don''t have a sense of security. They want to find one of yours."


    Black baby said, "my one is a little expensive!"


    Qin LAN smiled softly: "money is not a problem. It''s mainly to be black and strong enough."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Qin LAN strangely. Are you looking for a bodyguard or something else?


    Black children also feel a little strange. However, many rich women do have special service requirements, but they are serious security companies. Generally, no employees will take this list unless the rich women are too beautiful.


    Heiwa''er said, "we should first submit the order, indicate the special requirements, and then see whether the company has employees to receive the order."


    The topic is a little biased. Yang you, song Xiaoxuan and Yang Xiaoxue have wrong eyes. Is it appropriate to talk so deeply in front of everyone?


    Yang Xiaoxue lowers her head and turns her eyes. It seems that she has found something terrible. Goddess Qin LAN unexpectedly


    Li Tiezhu is not surprised. After all, he has met many wonderful flowers. Moreover, black waher has also shared a lot of security experience with him. All kinds of wonderful customers have surprised people''s chin.


    For example, a customer bought an individual and asked them to send them safely to the South American gangs for training tasks. He made progress every day and rewarded the gang leader. Of course, the failure of the task would be very tragic.


    Qin LAN smiled, held her chin for a moment and said, "the special requirement is that her arms should be strong and her core strength must be good. She can follow me shopping for six or seven hours without shouting tired. She can also help carry things all the way... Oh, I usually buy a lot as soon as I buy."


    Black child: "that''s it?"


    Qin LAN added: "it''s best to cook northeast food and Western food."


    The black child''s eyes became pure: "it''s... a little difficult. Northeast food and Western food belong to the bottom of the contempt chain."


    Yang you, song Xiaoxuan and Yang Xiaoxue are relieved and embarrassed. They find themselves too evil, and the other two know it. For example, song Xiaoxuan, who was only 17, and female artist Yang Xiaoxue were embarrassed and died in a small range of three people.


    Li Tiezhu also felt puzzled: "sister, you are looking for a bodyguard to go shopping?"


    Qin LAN: "what else? Didn''t you invite bodyguards to pretend to be forced? It''s impossible for someone to assassinate me? Kill Qin LAN for world peace?"


    Li Tiezhu: "also..."


    Qin LAN glanced sideways at Li Tiezhu and said in his heart, don''t you just use foreign bodyguards to force? With a black man and bodyguards of all races on guard in turn, this card... Looks like a pope.


    And let black bodyguards show their cooking!


    Do you need someone else to cook as a cook? You, a special forces soldier, still need protection?


    I just don''t want to expose you. Besides, I also want to pretend... Take me.


    Black wah''er made a demand order to the company and left.


    The topic of several people finally returned to business. Yang you was on some Wu Tong programs, but he followed them, mainly to learn something from Li Tiezhu.


    After all, after Li Tiezhu left, they will face sun Lei alone.


    Qin LAN didn''t listen carefully. Eating wine balls, she found that the old black hand was really good. Then her mind began to diverge. When I invited a black bodyguard back and asked my girlfriends to cook a bowl when playing mahjong, wouldn''t BEI''ER have face?


    It''s best to roast sheep kidney. When it''s done, take it up on a tray and say the authentic Northeast Dialect: "old sister, this kidney is quacking fragrant. Isn''t it all right?"


    Promise to scare those silly girls into silly dogs.


    "Hey, hey..."


    Qin LAN couldn''t help laughing.


    Everyone who is listening to Li Tiezhu talk about sun Lei''s weakness looks at Qin LAN strangely.


    Qin LAN recovered and was a little embarrassed: "sorry, I think of a happy thing..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what happy thing? Your boyfriend has a baby?"


    Qin LAN: "no, I''m still alone."


    Yang Xiaoxue chuckled. The sister was so distracted that she walked completely.


    After chatting for a while, everyone went back to their rooms to rest. After all, it was very late.


    Qin Lan was very energetic, or... Nervous, and pestered black waer to ask about the bodyguard. Black waer was not interested in such a small customer. He threw her to Li Tiezhu, saying that Li Tiezhu was the major shareholder of the company.


    Indeed, Li Tiezhu accounted for 10% of the shares, which was actively distributed to him by Ian Pera. However, for the sake of safety, it was not really allocated, but managed by everyone.


    Qin Lan was in high spirits: "Wow! You actually opened a security company abroad? I heard it''s very messy."


    Li Tiezhu was sleepy: "no, just play around."


    "No wonder you can afford so many bodyguards. Is there a discount if you invite bodyguards?"


    "Er... I''m half price."


    "How much is it?"


    "The top one is 100000 a month, the average one is 30000 or 50000 yuan. The company has no cheaper one, and can''t afford too many people. The money is used to buy tanks and UAVs."


    "And tanks?"


    "Yes, I use their tanks for concerts in the United States, but most of them play... Training in Mexico."


    Li Tiezhu almost said the war. He was really a little stunned.


    The sisters talked more and more, and asked questions. They didn''t understand why she was so obsessed with bodyguards.


    No one assassinated you. You think you''re me?


    Half an hour later, Qin LAN shook Li Tiezhu''s arm and coquetted: "okay? Sister, please invite you to dinner tomorrow. Help me! Good brother..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it and said, "OK! It''s OK, 30% off!"


    Qin Lan was overjoyed, rubbed Li Tiezhu''s head and left: "thank you, Hei hei..."


    She succeeded in getting two 20% off the number of bodyguards, in exchange for being coquettish.


    Li Tiezhu is very speechless. This sister is almost twice as old as him. Is she still coquettish? Li Tiezhu resolutely doesn''t accept it. Although it''s very fragrant, it''s also very white


    It''s a 20% discount. In fact, it''s to get her two guys who can only cook. Just coax her.


    Instead of losing money, you can earn blood.


    When she went out, Qin LAN waved to the black baby who was kneading dough and preparing to steam steamed buns tomorrow morning: "bye! I didn''t expect you to have tanks."


    The black child said, "well, what is it? Half of the Mosco gangs have been wiped out by us. They are all led by aenpera."


    Qin Lan was so surprised that she couldn''t close her mouth. What else?


    Li Tiezhu asked her out of the room and closed the door: "rest early, sister."


    Then he said to the black child, "what are you talking about? What if she takes it out and talks nonsense?"


    Black child: "will anyone believe her?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "


    The next day, at the recording place of the program, when making up, Qin LAN quietly Mimi said something to song Xiaoxuan. Song Xiaoxuan nodded perfunctorily with an expression I didn''t want to hear.


    Fucking great brother Yang Xiaoxue and Sun Lei make complaints about the half of the brothers.


    Sun Lei said, "why should iron pillar brag with her?"


    Yang Xiaoxue said, "I don''t know. I guess she''s stupid and easy to cheat. Eh... Let''s go first. Sister LAN has talked with Tiezhu for a long time. Now she''s brainwashed by Li Tiezhu."


    "Did you go to Li Tiezhu for scriptures last night?"


    "Yes."


    "He is a helpful child. He must have told you how to deal with sun Lei?"


    "All said, he said that sun Leige had a fatal weakness is... Er..."


    Sun Lei narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "what is it?"


    As soon as Yang Xiaoxue patted her head, she turned and slipped away.


    Sun Lei: "hahaha... A bunch of little fools! Play with me?"


    Li Tiezhu was the last one to come to the dressing room, nibbling on the small cage bag made by the black baby, and brought a small bag to several artists. Then, he went to rub Qin Lan''s makeup artist with a sense of reason, so that he would be healthier.


    "Elder sister, when I''m ready, let the master help me make a drum. I''m in a hurry. I didn''t bring a makeup artist."


    Where is it? Obviously, there is No.


    "No problem. I''ll do my own hair. Xiao Zhou, make up my brother Tiezhu first. Make it look better. Er, don''t be too ugly."


    Qin Lan was flattered. More than a dozen of the world''s top bodyguards can afford to protect themselves. Can''t you afford to hire a makeup artist? No way, it''s all rumors. He just didn''t bring it.


    After seeing Li Tiezhu''s real family background last night, she suddenly worshipped Li Tiezhu. This guy is so powerful that she even raised the army!


    There are tanks, drones and security companies that go to eliminate drug traffickers. What is it, not the army?


    She looked at Li Tiezhu''s angular side face, not handsome, but cold.


    She once again spread her own thinking. No wonder he wanted to participate in the real man. It turned out that he wanted to learn from the advanced experience of our army and use it in his own army.


    It must be!


    Even his disciple Wu Litao went there. Although he didn''t perform very well, he seemed to be cultivating Wu Litao!


    It is said that in order to get Wu Litao to study in the program, Li Tiezhu drenched some host with foot washing water, and the gossip spread all over the circle.


    Many people think it''s fake. Qin LAN didn''t believe it before, but now she believes it.


    Wu Litao is also a little boss?


    Sure enough, he learned a lot from Li Tiezhu, especially when he pretended to be a fool.


    Wu Litao came to say hello to Li Tiezhu and ate steamed stuffed buns. Qin LAN looked a little hairy: "what''s the matter, sister? There''s something on my face?"


    Qin LAN: "no, no! Why don''t you have a foreign bodyguard?"


    Wu Litao said, "I''m the successor of socialism. I''m a good Chinese man. I''m upright. What kind of bodyguard do I need? Unlike my master, several organizations in a country stare at him for fear that he will subvert capitalism."


    He is satirizing Li Tiezhu here. Shifu is good at everything. He just asks bodyguards to pretend to be forced. I can''t understand it.


    Qin Lanshen nodded, sure enough... I guess it''s too conservative. Has Li Tiezhu''s influence been so fierce?


    So terrible!


    Thinking of the official support for Li Tiezhu, she suddenly realized!


    i see! i see!


    If Li Tiezhu knew this sister''s little brain, she would definitely make complaints about herself: the brain is the most lethal.

 Chapter 855

    Li Tiezhu made up quickly. He asked Tony to get him a set of instructions, shadow and draw eyebrows. It''s the most basic version. It''s easy to cover it. It''s less than 300 words in total. You can see it every time you give it to the makeup artist. It''s extremely efficient and has a unified style.


    Qin LAN sat next to Li Tiezhu, pounding her nails and asked, "why do everyone say you are a fool?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "because I''m such a fool, everyone knows."


    Said, he instinctively glanced at sister Lan''s evening dress. It''s a little special. Without shoulder straps, won''t it fall down? Is this what the cat said about getting stuck by size? It''s all deformed


    Qin LAN: "fools don''t have such sharp eyes."


    Li Tiezhu''s black face turned red and moved his eyes: "I''m sorry."


    Qin LAN frowned: "can you even control your blush? No wonder you can become the youngest 10 billion film emperor!"


    Li Tiezhu bowed his head and twisted his fingers: "I''m just lucky. I''ve always been lucky."


    Qin LAN stared at Li Tiezhu''s face and found that this guy took another look at her milk white snow. He smiled proudly. This guy was really acting. His simple and honest, stupid people, is false!


    He actually deceived everyone, whether ordinary audiences or artists in the circle, and actually thought he was a fool.


    These people are naive.


    A fool can write so many classic songs? Can you write such a good play? Can you perform more than three? A fool can build an army abroad? Can occupy and rule half a country?


    Worthy of being me, my eyes are like a torch!


    There must be a big problem here. This product is definitely a hidden expert of the national team, which is higher than Han Hong. Otherwise, how could she give him the Hong fund established by herself?


    Maybe... Li Tiezhu''s life experience is false. The father you see may not be his own father.


    Eh?


    Ah!!!


    The corner of Qin Lan''s mouth evokes a mysterious radian. Thinking like this... Logic is consistent!


    In the past, Li Tiezhu was so popular that there was no logic. Now it is reasonable.


    Just look at how those big guys treat Li Tiezhu. Is it too obvious? Jackie Chan, Zhou Xingxing, Hong Dabao, Liu Huade, Jack Ma and marponi, Wu Jing, Han Hong, Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo, Guo gangde, Gu Dale... It''s so wordy!!


    Even AI Dajin, yehenara and luofeiyan are brothers in front of him. No wonder they kneel so crisply.


    Last night, comrade heiwaer said something I shouldn''t have said. Li Tiezhu immediately pushed me out of the door. He is... Changing to protect me!


    The more you know, the more dangerous it is.


    I understand!


    Yes, I can''t tell anyone else, for the great cause!


    Fortunately, they don''t believe what I said


    An excellent actor needs imagination. Obviously, sister LAN is a good actor.


    She pretended to be relaxed and said, "listen to Wu Litao, you''re going to shoot operation red sea? In the Middle East?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the Middle East, North Africa and the South China Sea. Land wars are in the Middle East and North Africa."


    "It''s hard to get weapons and props in war movies?"


    "It''s OK. It''s true. Morocco has supported 1000 heavily armed soldiers and several of our warships. In addition, it has applied for two non commissioned officers of our special forces for guidance..."


    Qin Lanmei turned her eyes and applied. Tut tut... Was it exposed?


    Morocco supports a thousand soldiers? I''m afraid it''s not Mosco!


    "All the warships are used? What''s the use?"


    "Interceptor missile."


    "Wow! Is the missile real?"


    "Ang."


    "Is there still a shortage of actresses? My sister doesn''t have any schedule recently. She can guest star for free."


    "Ah... I''ve found it, because there aren''t many female roles."


    "It''s all right. Next time."


    "Yes."


    Li Tiezhu instantly took out a small book from his ass pocket and learned from black wa''er. He turned a page and wrote: sister LAN is willing to guest star for free.


    Free, no whoring, no whoring!


    Write it down before you forget it later.


    Qin LAN is secretly happy. Hey, did I rub it? She is here to rub her influence. With Li Tiezhu''s "real identity" to help him, doesn''t she want to take off in the entertainment industry?


    Isn''t that how Nie Yao turned red again?


    If Li Tiezhu is really just an artist, can he do such a ridiculous thing?


    Also, there is a rumor in the circle that he has a relationship with lengba. What, lengba is Li Tiezhu''s Bole? No, maybe lengba is the chess piece. Now that woman has disappeared for seven or eight months? In this case, it''s either cosmetic surgery or having children, and that woman doesn''t need to be repaired, so


    Qin LAN suddenly became confident. Wu Tong had a good eye. I must be a detective! This idea is too clear. Why didn''t I find myself gifted before?


    At this time, the staff of the program team came to invite the guests to enter.


    Everyone stood up in line and went in one by one.


    Sha Yi asked Qin LAN, "I heard you know about Li Tiezhu''s overseas strategy? Is it true or false?"


    Li Tiezhu was startled.


    Qin Lan also cluttered in her heart. Then, her face was not red and her heart did not jump. She said, "I made it up to test everyone''s judgment and see what is suitable for alliance."


    Sha Yi: "I''ll just say, a few dishes can be nonsense. Can you judge it?"


    Qin Lan said, "it''s judged. You can form an alliance except you."


    Sha Yi: "why can''t I?"


    Qin LAN: "others don''t believe it, only you... Half believe and half doubt, and come to me for confirmation."


    Sha Yi''s eyes were straight: "yes, how can I believe this kind of thing? It''s my problem?"


    Qin LAN quietly turned Li Tiezhu with her arm and squeezed her eyes, as if to say, don''t worry, I''ve seen everything clearly and will never thank Lu.


    Li Tiezhu nodded. He thought Qin LAN wanted to make an alliance with him. He thought there was snow watching the program. Why not?


    Art appreciation, no shame.


    Qin Lan thought Li Tiezhu acquiesced, and his heart suddenly jumped wildly. I knew he was not ordinary!


    Sun Lei, Yang you, Yang Xiaoxue, Wu Litao and song Xiaoxuan enter the room first, and then Shayi.


    When there were only two people left, Qin Lan said, "thank you for your trust!"


    Li Tiezhu said with a smile: "sister, if you say so, you will see the outside. You are willing to help me guest film for free, then we are our own people."


    Qin Lan was slightly moved: "brother! You will be my brother in the future. I''m your sister."


    Li Tiezhu was a little confused. Why did I kiss you?


    Qin LAN instantly got close to Li Tiezhu. She thought, hurry to settle the relationship between sister and brother. It will be developed in this life! Brother, sister, no problem.


    Then, Qin LAN, wearing a sexy dress, walked into the room. There was a false polite voice, pretending to meet for the first time today.


    When the greeting inside is almost done, Li Tiezhu enters the hall.


    Sun Lei coaxed: "who is this man? Staff, it''s unprofessional to take away those who don''t want to do it and let everyone in."


    The two staff members came up and walked out with sun Lei. The staff were also brought out by Wu Tong. Who hasn''t had a sense of variety yet?


    The crowd immediately applauded.


    Qin LAN: "don''t bully my brother!"


    Wu Litao: "don''t bully my teacher... Eh? Elder sister, why did you rob my lines?"


    Qin LAN: "strange, it''s called aunt. I just recognized Tiezhu as my brother backstage. Do you think it''s appropriate to call sister?"


    Wu Litao scratched his head and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu nodded. There''s no way. She''s too white. No, she''s too enthusiastic. Who can stand it?


    Wu Litao: "good aunt."


    Qin LAN: "Hey! This child is really good. At first glance, he is a hard-working child. His eyes are black!"


    Yan Wang finally struggled to escape back and pretended to be angry: "the program team eats inside and eats outside! Wu Tong is blind..."


    Wu Tong came in and said, "who''s blind? Iron pillar, help clean it up."


    Li Tiezhu began to roll up his sleeves.


    Sun Lei: "brother Zhu, be merciful! I said I''m going blind. My eyes hurt badly recently. You see, I''m going blind with Tan glasses."


    Qin LAN nodded secretly. This is my brother''s card! Sun Lei and Fang Bo dare to clean up, but they dare not offend my iron pillar!


    When you see through the fog, the whole world is in front of you.


    The pattern of life suddenly opened.


    Wu Tong began to read the script and the rules of the program, but Qin LAN couldn''t listen at all. She was still in an extremely excited state. She felt that she had found the biggest secret in the world. Don''t mention that sense of achievement.


    In addition, she also shoulders the arduous task of keeping secrets and hiding Li Tiezhu''s identity, which makes her blood open.


    So that everyone laughed and talked about the rules. Meng Tan''s brothers and sisters introduced themselves, and she was still giggling.


    Finally, Qin LAN came back: "who are these two? New guests?"


    Everyone was dumbfounded.


    Wu Tong has been too lazy to explain. He''s so tired. Anyway, the sister can''t understand it again. Go straight into the process, he said:


    "Let''s see what the first IP world is!"


    Everyone looks at the IP wall. On the wall, there are movies and TV plays played by everyone except Li Tiezhu. After all, Li Tiezhu is not a permanent guest. Otherwise, you have to do the whole soldier assault or Kung Fu.


    Dozens of IP famous brands began to flicker. Finally, stop the spy war.


    Sun Lei''s TV play.


    Sun Lei shook his head: "it''s over..."


    Sha Yi: "aren''t you the king of destruction? You can destroy today!"


    Sun Lei said, "I can''t destroy my IP. I must be Yu Zecheng today. I''m too familiar with it."


    Wu Tong: "you may not be Yu Zecheng after you go in, but Sun Lei who played Yu Zecheng."


    Wu Litao: "nine times out of ten, Yu Zecheng is me, whether by appearance or IQ."


    Everyone despised.


    Qin Lan''s white arm hit Li Tiezhu on the shoulder and sighed, "you brought your apprentice well. I''ve seen another Yang Feiyue. She and Wu Litao both have a sense of your wisdom."


    Li Tiezhu thought she was satirizing her stupidity and said with a smile, "it''s not that a family doesn''t enter a house."


    Qin LAN nodded in surprise. His brother really didn''t treat me as an outsider. He told me such important information. It turns out that Wu Litao and Yang Feiyue are also experts who pretend to be stupid. They learned from Li Tiezhu. At their level, it''s really beyond the reach of ordinary people.


    It''s great enough to act like a day for several years and move forward with a heavy load for the goal of Hongda!


    Ah!


    My great country!


    Qin LAN suddenly thought of teacher LAN, who had played in the list of gods. She felt that Li Tiezhu might get a medal in his lifetime, or reach a higher dimension.


    He de and He Neng, I have witnessed history!!!

 Chapter 856

    Several guests changed their clothes and went through to spy war IP... Well, have dinner first.


    After filming, the big meal scheduled by the program team arrived.


    Variety shows these days make more money than TV dramas and records. Investors are generous, sponsors are rich, and program groups are rich. Therefore, not only the announcement fee is high, but also the clothing, food, housing and transportation are very particular. It is a five-star treatment.


    Why?


    In order to rob people from the crew, big names usually don''t give up filming for variety shows, unless the program gives too much. Isn''t that how Sun Lei, Sha Yi and Qin LAN come?


    So is Li Tiezhu.


    Only Wu Litao is not. He has no drama to shoot recently.


    This is also the main reason why there are fewer and fewer good TV dramas in the past decade. Actors, production teams and management all feel that doing variety shows is not tired and makes more money. Who will make TV dramas?


    After a luxurious meal, rest, eat some fruit and drink a cup of coffee. You can almost record the program.


    Many variety shows are like this. It seems that the guests are very tired and desperate. In fact, life is like a fairy. Even mushroom house and ha farmer are the same. The primitive people are really tired. This year is much more humane than last year.


    After a good rest, several people took a bus to the next recording site, a Republic of China Film and Television City in the East China Sea.


    Not far, too far. The guests will be tired.


    Everyone dressed up in the Republic of China came to the recording site and started the program recording under the guidance of Captain MA in the original play.


    The first is to determine your identity. Several guests are shamat, Yang Honglan, Yang Sanyou, sun Yutian, Qin basket, wuxiba, song chegan and Li Bangchui.


    Li Tiezhu was shocked. Can my broken name be more earthy?


    The screenwriter of the program group is really hiding dragons and crouching tigers.


    Everyone else laughed silly.


    Sun Lei: "no problem. Isn''t the iron pillar a mallet?"


    Wu Litao: "master! He scolds you."


    Sun leisec counselled: "Wu Xiba, shut up! I mean, the iron pillar is very similar to the mallet. It doesn''t swear."


    Li Tiezhu got his identity and followed him into the Security Bureau.


    Sha Yi talked and forced while walking, explaining the rules of the game to Qin basket outside the situation. Although he didn''t understand it himself, he was a good teacher.


    Li Tiezhu walked at the end of the team and was not serious at all. He knew that his brain could not play detective games, so he stopped fighting.


    They followed captain Ma to the meeting room and waited.


    Deputy stationmaster Li pushed the door and came in.


    As soon as I opened the door, good guy, a bright bald head - Teacher Li Chengxu.


    The crowd rose to say hello.


    Deputy webmaster Li began to lecture and asked the newcomers to understand the rules: "... As the saying goes, it''s called sensible. I hate people who turn their hands over the clouds and cover their hands with rain!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I know. I was there in that episode. It seems that I said this line?"


    Li Chengxu scolded, "don''t talk with the mallet! Don''t interrupt the leader. Ah! I hate that kind of self righteous person. Sometimes I say I don''t like this person and sometimes I want to cooperate with him. What exists is reasonable. It''s bullshit! This kind of words can''t work with me!"


    Yang you: "I''m so familiar with that..."


    Several artists snickered one after another. Isn''t that what Li Tiezhu and Li Cheng need to join hands against Guo Xiaosi? Who knows?


    I didn''t expect. It''s been more than half a year. Mr. Li still dug up the whip corpse!


    It can be seen that he was really angry at that time.


    Barrage:


    "Good guy! Is teacher Li Chengxu here?"


    "This line ha ha..."


    "Laugh to death. Mr. Li still remembers his hatred."


    "The program group is also a fraud. It was released directly."


    "I remember Li Tiezhu said this at that time?"


    "Both said."


    "I enjoyed that episode. After watching it, I didn''t chase it anymore."


    "Old drama is good!"


    "Guo Xiaosi: I''ll call the police again!"


    "Wu Tongzhen will choose guests."


    "This paragraph is too meaningful."


    After whipping the corpse, Li Chengxu finally began to get down to business: "I got a tip. Meihua has sneaked into our secret Bureau. It may also be in public with you, so you may face lie detection or even torture... Once you find out the undercover, execute immediately!"


    With the support of acting skills, the mood of spy war films was quickly set off.


    The deputy stationmaster left.


    Captain Ma: "applause, please welcome the Deputy webmaster!"


    The crowd stood up and applauded, looking confused:


    "Who?"


    "Deputy station master?"


    "Who was that just now?"


    "Who stipulates that there can only be one deputy webmaster?"


    The moment the stationmaster came in, everyone laughed. Isn''t this Mr. Zhu Maoshi? The program team spent a lot of money!


    Sha Yi: "brother Mao, are you rebellious against the revolution?"


    After the trouble, deputy webmaster Zhu asked everyone to have more time to see the webmaster. The webmaster likes to listen to good words and receive gifts.


    Then, you can choose your own jobs.


    It''s reasonable enough.


    Everyone went to the station. By the way, under the prompt of the staff of the program group, they began to look for their own identity on the station.


    Li Tiezhu found a small note under the ink bottle, um... Xiashanhu.


    What the hell?


    However, it should have status.


    He was not as nervous as song Xiaoxuan and Wu Litao. Instead, he carelessly put the note in his trouser pocket and walked towards others. Others were wary of Li Tiezhu for fear that he might find his information.


    Yang Xiaoxue is still searching on the station.


    Li Tiezhu came over: "did you find it?"


    "Ouch... Why are you silent when you walk? Scare me."


    "That''s not found yet. I''ll help you find it."


    "You go away!"


    "I''m kind enough to help you. How can you do this?"


    "Don''t make trouble, director, director!"


    "OK, ok... Bye."


    When she looked up for the director, Li Tiezhu put his identity paper in a book on her desk and strolled away. In fact, he hid at the corner of the stairs and secretly observed.


    Yang Xiaoxue found the piece of paper given by Li Tiezhu and left nervously. She probably wanted to hide her identity information.


    Li Tiezhu shrugged and came out to confirm that Yang Xiaoxue had gone far. He quickly searched for the items on Yang Xiaoxue''s table and soon found them in a folder - ordinary employees.


    Of course, at the beginning, the audience can''t see their identity information.


    When the program was put here, the final picture of Li Tiezhu''s interview was inserted.


    Li Tiezhu said easily, "why give her the paper? So I can know her true identity, but she doesn''t know my identity."


    Barrage:


    "My backhand is a praise!"


    "Li Tiezhu really deserves to be the great devil in the variety industry."


    "Is he already so clever?"


    "It''s not smart, it''s just talent!"


    "It''s definitely a talent. As soon as you start, you can punish the leaders of unlimited challenges."


    "Serious old driver!"


    "Seek Yang Honglan''s psychological shadow area."


    "Yang Xiaoxue: I shed tears when I know the truth."


    "Blind guess, Li Tiezhu will win."


    "Li Tiezhu can''t be a plum blossom?"


    "Maybe Yang Xiaoxue is a plum blossom."


    "Anyway, one of these two must be plum blossom, otherwise the program group will not specially insert the interview lens."


    "That makes sense."


    On the other side, sun Lei also received a call. He is plum blossom.


    Then, at the prompt of the program group, they find gifts to see the webmaster.


    Yang you and song Xiaoxuan were the first to go, and then they began to joke, because the webmaster was too young, the little piano prince Li Yudi.


    Li Tiezhu went empty handed. When he went, the three were having a good chat.


    "The webmaster is so young? Can''t he buy it with money?"


    Li Tiezhu said.


    Yang you: "treachery! Webmaster, let''s get rid of him today."


    Li Yudi is not an actor. His acting skills are boastful: "a piece of toilet paper will also be useful to him. Keep it first."


    Yang you: "the stationmaster is sure that the prime minister can support the boat in his belly..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no boat is useful. It will eventually be submerged in the vast ocean of the people."


    Li Yudi: "just fart people, what ocean?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I advise the stationmaster not to misjudge the situation. The strength of the people is huge and unshakable! It should follow the trend."


    Yang you: "where''s your present?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what I said just now is my gift."


    Yang you: "what Chaoyang people? If people like you see Shangguan in ancient times, they will be killed with random sticks."


    Song Xiaoxuan giggled and dared not speak.


    Wu Litao and Yang Xiaoxue went to the wrong wharf and sent them to deputy stationmaster Li. Some of them were sent to the wrong place and gave them to Zhu Maoshi.


    Li Yudi said, "I''m serious about spending money. What are you afraid of? Go to work."


    The three quit and discussed how much it would cost to buy a webmaster.


    Other people didn''t come. They sent gifts to the wrong place and sent them to the Deputy webmaster.


    Then several people met a total. Sha Yi, Wu Litao and Yang Xiaoxue suddenly woke up and sent the wrong tolerance.


    Yang you pointed to his head: "let you give gifts to the webmaster. They are Deputy webmasters. What''s wrong with your brain? It''s not as good as Li Tiezhu. Although he died, he at least found the right place."


    Then, Yang Xiaoxue trotted upstairs to collect the gift and prepare to send it again.


    "Deputy webmaster! I''m very sorry, Sao Rui. I''ll explain it to you later!"


    Righteously took the book just sent and ran away.


    Zhu Maoshi was stunned. Wu Litao came in and took the ink just sent:


    "Why do you accept all kinds of gifts?"


    Yang Xiaoxue, Sha Yi, Qin LAN and sun Lei came to the stationmaster''s room to give Li Yudi a gift and teased him how much he spent on the official.


    Li Tiezhu and others also followed to see the excitement.


    Wu Litao finally came in and walked at a pace he didn''t recognize: "you''re the webmaster, aren''t you? You look very pleasant. I reward you with a thing. I spent 30 gold bricks for ink..."


    Li Yudi waved: "fork out!"


    Therefore, Wu Xiba was jointly kicked out of the stationmaster''s office by sun leishayi and others.


    Qin LAN: "the webmaster likes to listen to good words, which the Deputy webmaster said."


    Yang Di said, "why didn''t the stationmaster kick Li Tiezhu out just now? He''s much more arrogant than Wu Litao."


    Everyone looked at the stationmaster curiously.


    The webmaster picked up a piano book and showed it to everyone: "our webmaster is good at music and not very good at fighting."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "ah, I can''t beat it."


    The title of the book is piano in foreign language.


    Li Tiezhu rushed over to study: "Po Yiao... PI ¨¢ O."


    (there is another watch before twelve)

 Chapter 857

    The audience was still Tucao Yang Xiaoxue, Wu Li Tao and Sha Yi took the gift back to make complaints about the wonderful work. Suddenly, Li Tie Zhu gave him the whole nerve.


    "Whoring?"


    "Isn''t this foreign language for piano?"


    "Li Tiezhu just lost one n, can you blame him?"


    "Piano: This is the worst time I''ve been blackened."


    "Worthy of you, serious brother!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Laugh to the end!"


    "Mr. aenpera is a real linguist."


    "From two years later, iron pillar is not a linguist, but a prophet."


    "Now understand why the program team has to invite Li Tiezhu to warm up the program at a huge expense?"


    "This PI ¨¢ o alone is worth five million."


    "Ten times in two years!"


    "Li Yudi: Hello, everyone! I like music. I''m good at PI ¨¢ O."


    In the office, a group of people burst into laughter. Wu Litao hid at the door and laughed so much that his sunglasses fell off. He is worthy of being my master.


    Yang you: "ingrich of iron pillar is crooked, regold!"


    Yang Xiaoxue took Qin Lan''s arm. They both laughed a little out of breath.


    Sun Lei said, "iron pillar! Can you pass CET-4? Can you get your diploma?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "are you stupid? Nortel is an art college. You have only passed CET-2 in English. What are you laughing at?"


    Li Yudi covered his face: "don''t insult the piano! You... You fork him out too!"


    Li Tiezhu was pushed out of the office by sun Lei and Sha Yi and shouted, "the eyes of the masses are bright, I''m right!"


    Outside the door, Wu Litao looked at Li Tiezhu and said, "master, do you want to deal with the webmaster?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, he acted perversely and did not listen to his loyal advice. Sooner or later, he will be submerged in the vast ocean of the people."


    Wu Litao: "that''s right! Just so-called, just so-called... Anyway, he''s dead!"


    Barrage comment: "this pair of teachers and disciples are really full of anal fissure!"


    At the head of the room, sun Lei began to sing, as if to celebrate the expulsion of master and apprentice Li Tiezhu.


    Wu Litao said, "master, it''s wrong to sing suddenly. It''s very wrong. Maybe it''s sun Lei''s task."


    Li Tiezhu''s heart is clear. His identity is to connect with plum blossom, and the joint code is that plum blossom will find a chance to sing and sing down the mountain tiger.


    Therefore, he knows that sun Lei is a plum blossom, which is too creative.


    Li Tiezhu said to Wu Litao, "this is his play. You are the director. Will you let him be a plum blossom?"


    Wu Litao: "yes! Isn''t that the lice on Heshang''s head?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "but he should have an identity. Singing should really be a task."


    Wu Litao: "am I very powerful?"


    "Sure enough, sun Lei is not a plum blossom. What is that?"


    "Good guys, Shifu, haven''t you ever played werewolf killing? The decent side will also have a special identity."


    "Oh? Really?"


    "Oh, I won''t explain to you, master. You must be an ordinary identity."


    "What else?"


    "Hahaha... Shifu, you are so honest that you will be killed in this game. Forget it, you follow me this time. At least I''m smarter than you."


    "Oh."


    Barrage:


    "My God! Wu Litao is such a fool..."


    "What qualifications do you have to say that you talk to your master from the position of IQ?"


    "Li Tiezhu is a real dog. Even his disciples cheat."


    "There is no father and son in the battlefield! Li Tiezhu just plays games normally."


    "Wait, sun Lei is a plum blossom, and Li Tiezhu helps him wash white, so Li Tiezhu''s identity..."


    "It should be sun Lei''s helper!"


    "Now, Yang Xiaoxue should think she is a member of plum blossom. But she doesn''t know how to connect and doesn''t recognize sun Lei!"


    "It''s too brain burning, isn''t it?"


    "In fact, if you don''t burn your brain, you''re lying."


    Unfortunately, Yang Xiaoxue only has a false identity and doesn''t know how to connect with plum blossom. Therefore, after sun Lei sang a few words, he didn''t get feedback. Instead, he was wronged by Yang Xiaoxue.


    "All right, all right, stop singing. You''re very suspicious."


    "I sing a song. What''s the matter?"


    Sun Lei argued cunningly.


    Then they came out from the inside. Li Tiezhu found an opportunity to walk alone with sun Lei and showed him the civilian identity card.


    Sun Lei looked at Li Tiezhu warily: "what do you want to do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "this is Yang Xiaoxue''s identity card. I''m Xiashan tiger. I hid the Xiashan tiger brand in Yang Xiaoxue''s book, so now she thinks she''s Xiashan tiger, but she doesn''t know the way of connection."


    Sun Lei pretended to be Meng: "what are you talking about? Why can''t I understand?"


    Li Tiezhu: "chorus, she doesn''t know. I was forked out of the door by you. If I sing again, it will be revealed. Do you believe it?"


    Sun Lei nodded decisively. Whoever knows the connection method must be a companion: "my home is in the Northeast..."


    Li Tiezhu is more perfunctory: "on the Songhua River, OK. Find a chance to hold Yang Xiaoxue and let her be cannon fodder."


    Sun Lei smiled: "it''s simple. Just hide."


    Soon they separated.


    Sha Yi looked at Li Tiezhu carefully: "what are you whispering with him?"


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, I asked him if he was a plum blossom."


    Sha Yi: "Hey! Tiezhu, why are you so simple? He''s a man of 3721. Three seven injury fists for eighteen dragon subduing palms. Bah... That man is terrible. How can he tell you the truth?"


    Li Tiezhu: "really? Is the identity he told me false?"


    "What did he say he was?"


    "He said he was Wang Laowu."


    "What, Wang Laowu?"


    "Just like the police killed by werewolves, they can verify the identity of others."


    "You... Have been cheated! For your sake of protecting me by the primitive people, follow us and don''t be abused by sun leikeng. He was abused by you a few days ago and was about to avenge you!"


    "Oh."


    Barrage collective climax:


    "Horizontal trough! Horizontal trough..."


    "It turns out that Li Tiezhu is a downhill tiger."


    "Yang Xiaoxue is miserable."


    "Li Tiezhu teamed up with sun Lei. Is there any suspense about this program?"


    "Yes! Suspense is how miserable the other party is."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Wu Litao and Sha Yi trust Li Tiezhu inexplicably."


    "Silly."


    "I said there was a problem with my serious brother''s identity!"


    "Li Tiezhu really pretended to be a fool this time."


    "It''s hard to see through the natural performance."


    "3721 what stem?"


    "Unlimited challenge. When Sha Yi was abused by blood, sun Lei replaced Sha Yi''s 18 dragon subduing palms with three seven injury fists."


    "Thirty seven, twenty-one is greater than eighteen."


    "Poof..."


    At this moment, Yang you, a clever little ghost, is asking questions in the interrogation room and asking people who doubt themselves. The interrogator will give corresponding tasks and get clues after completing the tasks.


    Others went in and asked in turn.


    Sun Lei found Yang Xiaoxue: "how many people are there? One, two, three, four, five, go down the mountain to fight the tiger."


    Yang Xue was startled and wanted to hide.


    Because there are three words "down the mountain... Tiger", shouldn''t it be going up the mountain to fight the tiger? This man has a problem.


    Sun Lei said, "what are you running for? Read the following two sentences."


    Yang Xiaoxue forced: "ah? What..."


    Sun Lei: "I convinced you, little sister. You forgot the code when you got your identity? The last two sentences."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "what are you doing?"


    "You''re a downhill tiger, I''m a plum blossom, and we''re together. I found a circle of people who matched the code. I was so worried that I asked the program group. It was you. You''re right. We''re talking about gangs now, and the program group will cut them off."


    "You have a problem. You just sang in the office."


    "Hey... There were a lot of people at that time. I wanted to change the lyrics and sing one, two, three, four, five to make people understand the latter two sentences. You ruined it."


    "I don''t believe you."


    "You! You''re so angry with me. Go, go to your station."


    "Why?"


    Sun Lei took Yang Xiaoxue to her station: "where did you find the ID card? The joint code is also a piece of paper. It''s put in one place. Mine is mine."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "you frighten me. I have no identity."


    Sun Lei turned and left, "find it yourself. Believe it or not."


    Seeing that sun Lei really left, Yang Xiaoxue picked up the book that had found the identity information before, opened it, and sure enough, a small note fell out, which read:


    "Joint code - plum blossom: one, two, three, four, five, down the mountain to fight the tiger. Down the mountain tiger: Baota Town River demon, chicken stewed mushroom."


    Yang Xiaoxue''s expression was particularly wonderful: "Oh! Why didn''t I see it before? It''s too careless... Cut it off! Hee hee..."


    In fact, the above scenes were not cut off at all, but were particularly detailed.


    After replaying it, sun Lei asked which book Li Tiezhu was, and then wrote two sentences and stuffed them into the book. After that, he went to Yang Xiaoxue to act.


    It can be said to be sophisticated!


    Barrage:


    "Don''t play with people!"


    "It''s terrible..."


    "Just now, I said to stand up without suspense. I especially look forward to the moment when Yang Xiaoxue knows the truth."


    "Li Tiezhu, sun Leiyin, the dog will win."


    "Although the outcome has been decided, I still want to see the outcome."


    "Come, come, Yang Xiaoxue came with a confident step."


    "This is a Shura field!"


    "The game was over from the beginning."


    "The outcome is divided."


    Yang Xiaoxue came to sun Lei with a look of remorse and said, "sorry, brother sun Lei, I was too nervous... The code is, Baota Town River demon, chicken stewed mushroom."


    Sun Lei: "hey... Teammates like you make me confused about my future. Come on."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "I will do my best! Even if I die, I will protect you."


    Sun Lei walked away with his hands on his back, laughing as he walked. It was really interesting.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu just came out of the interrogation room.


    Sun Lei: "done. Who did you ask? Let''s not repeat it."


    Li Tiezhu: "Yang you. The task is to ask him to promise to invite me to eat hot pot."


    Sun Lei: "I''ll find a chance to cooperate with you. I''m going to test Wu Litao. If he''s a civilian, you''ll pull him over."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and left.


    Sun Lei goes in and the verification task is to ask Wu Xiba to praise sun Lei in his hometown dialect.


    It''s a little difficult.


    However, the reward is also attractive: once the task is completed, all the clues about sun Lei are hidden.


    (in addition to the hidden chapters, more than 16000 words have been updated today, so it''s reasonable to ask for a wave of monthly tickets!)

 Chapter 858

    Li Tiezhu came out and was a little confused in the face of inquiries from all parties. These people really treat him as a fool. They directly ask him who he investigated and what the task is. It''s not covered up at all.


    Wu Litao winked at Li Tiezhu and motioned him not to speak.


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to see: "I checked sun Lei, because he is very bad. I''ll see if he is a good man. If he is a good man, I can believe him, or I''ll kill him first? This is the routine Tao Zi told me..."


    Wu Litao: "Oh... Don''t say it, master! My God..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can''t you say? Everyone wants to know if he is a bad man?"


    Yang you: "you can say, who can''t say? We are all afraid of sun Lei. This is his home. You say, what''s the task? Let''s help you together."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao: "can you say it?"


    Wu Litao despaired: "master! Stop! Please, just know it yourself. Don''t even tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Yang you: "it doesn''t matter. Everyone doesn''t know each other''s identity, but if sun Lei is OK, I hope Li Tiezhu can say it."


    Wu Litao: "don''t worry, everyone. I''ll discuss it with my master first and say what to say. Master, you quietly do your task and tell me the result. No one else will tell you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to play games like this? It''s so boring!"


    Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu for a long time and told him not to believe sun Lei. Sun Lei must be a bad man.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, get rid of Wu Litao first.


    (daily anti-theft, watch it in half an hour, sorry!)


    Li Tiezhu came out and was a little confused in the face of inquiries from all parties. These people really treat him as a fool. They directly ask him who he investigated and what the task is. It''s not covered up at all.


    Wu Litao winked at Li Tiezhu and motioned him not to speak.


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to see: "I checked sun Lei, because he is very bad. I''ll see if he is a good man. If he is a good man, I can believe him, or I''ll kill him first? This is the routine Tao Zi told me..."


    Wu Litao: "Oh... Don''t say it, master! My God..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can''t you say? Everyone wants to know if he is a bad man?"


    Yang you: "you can say, who can''t say? We are all afraid of sun Lei. This is his home. You say, what''s the task? Let''s help you together."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao: "can you say it?"


    Wu Litao despaired: "master! Stop! Please, just know it yourself. Don''t even tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Yang you: "it doesn''t matter. Everyone doesn''t know each other''s identity, but if sun Lei is OK, I hope Li Tiezhu can say it."


    Wu Litao: "don''t worry, everyone. I''ll discuss it with my master first and say what to say. Master, you quietly do your task and tell me the result. No one else will tell you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to play games like this? It''s so boring!"


    Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu for a long time and told him not to believe sun Lei. Sun Lei must be a bad man.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, get rid of Wu Litao first.


    (daily anti-theft, watch it in half an hour, sorry!)


    Li Tiezhu came out and was a little confused in the face of inquiries from all parties. These people really treat him as a fool. They directly ask him who he investigated and what the task is. It''s not covered up at all.


    Wu Litao winked at Li Tiezhu and motioned him not to speak.


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to see: "I checked sun Lei, because he is very bad. I''ll see if he is a good man. If he is a good man, I can believe him, or I''ll kill him first? This is the routine Tao Zi told me..."


    Wu Litao: "Oh... Don''t say it, master! My God..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can''t you say? Everyone wants to know if he is a bad man?"


    Yang you: "you can say, who can''t say? We are all afraid of sun Lei. This is his home. You say, what''s the task? Let''s help you together."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao: "can you say it?"


    Wu Litao despaired: "master! Stop! Please, just know it yourself. Don''t even tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Yang you: "it doesn''t matter. Everyone doesn''t know each other''s identity, but if sun Lei is OK, I hope Li Tiezhu can say it."


    Wu Litao: "don''t worry, everyone. I''ll discuss it with my master first and say what to say. Master, you quietly do your task and tell me the result. No one else will tell you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to play games like this? It''s so boring!"


    Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu for a long time and told him not to believe sun Lei. Sun Lei must be a bad man.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, get rid of Wu Litao first.


    (daily anti-theft, watch it in half an hour, sorry!)


    Li Tiezhu came out and was a little confused in the face of inquiries from all parties. These people really treat him as a fool. They directly ask him who he investigated and what the task is. It''s not covered up at all.


    Wu Litao winked at Li Tiezhu and motioned him not to speak.


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to see: "I checked sun Lei, because he is very bad. I''ll see if he is a good man. If he is a good man, I can believe him, or I''ll kill him first? This is the routine Tao Zi told me..."


    Wu Litao: "Oh... Don''t say it, master! My God..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can''t you say? Everyone wants to know if he is a bad man?"


    Yang you: "you can say, who can''t say? We are all afraid of sun Lei. This is his home. You say, what''s the task? Let''s help you together."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao: "can you say it?"


    Wu Litao despaired: "master! Stop! Please, just know it yourself. Don''t even tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Yang you: "it doesn''t matter. Everyone doesn''t know each other''s identity, but if sun Lei is OK, I hope Li Tiezhu can say it."


    Wu Litao: "don''t worry, everyone. I''ll discuss it with my master first and say what to say. Master, you quietly do your task and tell me the result. No one else will tell you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to play games like this? It''s so boring!"


    Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu for a long time and told him not to believe sun Lei. Sun Lei must be a bad man.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, get rid of Wu Litao first.


    (daily anti-theft, watch it in half an hour, sorry!)


    Li Tiezhu came out and was a little confused in the face of inquiries from all parties. These people really treat him as a fool. They directly ask him who he investigated and what the task is. It''s not covered up at all.


    Wu Litao winked at Li Tiezhu and motioned him not to speak.


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to see: "I checked sun Lei, because he is very bad. I''ll see if he is a good man. If he is a good man, I can believe him, or I''ll kill him first? This is the routine Tao Zi told me..."


    Wu Litao: "Oh... Don''t say it, master! My God..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can''t you say? Everyone wants to know if he is a bad man?"


    Yang you: "you can say, who can''t say? We are all afraid of sun Lei. This is his home. You say, what''s the task? Let''s help you together."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao: "can you say it?"


    Wu Litao despaired: "master! Stop! Please, just know it yourself. Don''t even tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Yang you: "it doesn''t matter. Everyone doesn''t know each other''s identity, but if sun Lei is OK, I hope Li Tiezhu can say it."


    Wu Litao: "don''t worry, everyone. I''ll discuss it with my master first and say what to say. Master, you quietly do your task and tell me the result. No one else will tell you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to play games like this? It''s so boring!"


    Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu for a long time and told him not to believe sun Lei. Sun Lei must be a bad man.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, get rid of Wu Litao first.


    (daily anti-theft, watch it in half an hour, sorry!)


    Li Tiezhu came out and was a little confused in the face of inquiries from all parties. These people really treat him as a fool. They directly ask him who he investigated and what the task is. It''s not covered up at all.


    Wu Litao winked at Li Tiezhu and motioned him not to speak.


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to see: "I checked sun Lei, because he is very bad. I''ll see if he is a good man. If he is a good man, I can believe him, or I''ll kill him first? This is the routine Tao Zi told me..."


    Wu Litao: "Oh... Don''t say it, master! My God..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can''t you say? Everyone wants to know if he is a bad man?"


    Yang you: "you can say, who can''t say? We are all afraid of sun Lei. This is his home. You say, what''s the task? Let''s help you together."


    Li Tiezhu looked at Wu Litao: "can you say it?"


    Wu Litao despaired: "master! Stop! Please, just know it yourself. Don''t even tell me."


    Li Tiezhu: "then..."


    Yang you: "it doesn''t matter. Everyone doesn''t know each other''s identity, but if sun Lei is OK, I hope Li Tiezhu can say it."


    Wu Litao: "don''t worry, everyone. I''ll discuss it with my master first and say what to say. Master, you quietly do your task and tell me the result. No one else will tell you."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want to play games like this? It''s so boring!"


    Wu Litao talked to Li Tiezhu for a long time and told him not to believe sun Lei. Sun Lei must be a bad man.


    Li Tiezhu nodded and thought, get rid of Wu Litao first.


    (daily anti-theft, watch it in half an hour, sorry!)


    Li Tiezhu came out and was a little confused in the face of inquiries from all parties. These people really treat him as a fool. They directly ask him who he investigated and what the task is. It''s not covered up at all.


    Wu Litao winked at Li Tiezhu and motioned him not to speak.


    Li Tiezhu pretended not to see: "I checked sun Lei, because he is very bad. I''ll see if he is a good man. If he is a good man, I can believe him, or I''ll kill him first? This is the routine Tao Zi told me..."


    Wu Litao: "Oh... Don''t say it, master! My God..."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "can''t you say? Everyone wants to know if he is a bad man?"

 Chapter 859

    "Stationmaster! Your PI ¨¢ o has fallen off."


    Holding the book, Li Tiezhu rushed over and handed it to the station master.


    Sha Yi: "why is the stationmaster so pale?"


    Yang you: "what color is the stationmaster''s lipstick?"


    Sha Yi: "this is vomiting blood."


    "Judging from the current situation, the stationmaster is likely to die of poisoning," Ma said


    Li Tiezhu has resisted the plastic dummy: "send it to the autopsy first? You say poisoning with red mouth and white teeth. It''s not professional."


    Captain Ma: "


    Sun Lei: "iron pillar, you put down the stationmaster! You belong to the scene of the destruction case. I doubt you very much."


    Sha Yi said, "yes, yes... The autopsy is here!"


    Wu Litao turned and left, "I''ll find a kitchen knife."


    Yang you: "kitchen knife?"


    Over there, Shayi and sunlei have robbed the stationmaster and put it on the table, waiting to open the belly.


    Qin Lan was a little confused: "what''s the situation?"


    Yang Xiaoxue explained: "they want an autopsy to see if the webmaster died of poisoning."


    Qin LAN: "isn''t that a dummy? How does the dummy dissect? Where''s Yang Yudi?"


    Yang Xiaoxue stared at the dog: "


    What grudge?


    Soon, Wu Litao came back with a small saw: "only this."


    Sun Lei handed the saw to Li Tiezhu: "you come, you are professional."


    Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu.


    Yang you: "iron pillar, do you understand autopsy?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I don''t understand. I''ll cut it and you can check it."


    Yang you: "who knows?"


    Sha Yi said, "what am I doing? Who can be serious?"


    Sun Lei: "I can only test men and women."


    Wu Litao: "ho!"


    Li Tiezhu stopped and said, "if you didn''t tell me earlier, no one would return the autopsy. What are you doing? You''re really unreliable. Forget it, continue to listen to captain ma."


    The horse captain wiped the sweat from his face.


    Sun Lei: "iron pillar, didn''t you first say you wanted an autopsy?"


    The stationmaster was very pitiful. He didn''t close his eyes. He was put on the table and sawed. He stopped halfway. The saw was still stuck in his "body" and nobody cared.


    Yang Xiaoxue: "that''s the saw?"


    Wu Litao said, "isn''t the webmaster fond of receiving gifts? It''ll be the last gift."


    Barrage:


    "The webmaster died so funny."


    "Can''t it be Xiao Song? He sent it to eat."


    "White gift..."


    "In situ anatomy?"


    "Is the saw serious?"


    "It''s not serious, poof ~"


    "Hello? The saw is still stuck on the stationmaster!"


    "The horse captain is messy in the wind."


    The horse captain continued, "from now on, you can''t leave this room for half a step. Check the scene to find out the evidence to prove your innocence."


    Soon, we found some clues. Half eaten apples, pineapple crisp bags, and a few words on the table: be careful of YD, webmaster''s notes, etc.


    Therefore, several guests began to attack each other and defend themselves.


    Then Qin LAN suddenly said to sun Lei, "ah! I see, you are the murderer. And Yang Xiaoxue!"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "me?"


    Wu Litao: "brother sun Lei, no wonder you pulled me out once when I came in. You have a problem."


    Sun Lei was about to defend. A staff member ran in and the poison test report came out.


    Qin LAN: "didn''t you have an autopsy? Where did you get the report?"


    The horse team leader took the report and didn''t publish it. Instead, he asked everyone to submit their own gifts first.


    Qin LAN quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "it''s sun Lei."


    Li Tiezhu: "how do you know?"


    Qin LAN: "reasoning."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''d like to hear it in detail."


    Qin LAN: "I don''t know the specific process, but the reasoning result is him. The evidence is, ah... The evidence is... He sang."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Once again, with completely wrong and irrelevant chaotic logic, we got the right result, sister... Something!


    It''s right every time.


    Then there was a meeting and discussion. Qin LAN continued to insist that it was Sun Lei.


    Sun Lei couldn''t bear it. He fought back: "no one else said anything. Why are you endless? I''ll ask you, Qin LAN, why do you think it''s me?"


    Qin LAN cut the nail and cut the railway: "I rely on reasoning!"


    Yang you: "poof..."


    Others laughed too, with a slightly different degree of madness.


    Li Tiezhu bit his lips and held back his smile.


    Sun Lei: "tell me about your reasoning logic and evidence chain."


    Qin LAN is silly: "what is the evidence chain?"


    This time, Li Tiezhu couldn''t help it: "box..."


    Sun Lei said, "that''s how you reasoned."


    Qin LAN patted the table: "I forgot! But it''s you!"


    Sun Lei: "


    Sha Yi read the poison report and found that the knife for cutting apples was poisonous.


    The knife was given by sun Lei, but he didn''t do it in front of others.


    Everyone began to ask who gave the knife.


    Qin Lan said coldly, "the knife from sun Lei!"


    Sun Lei was startled. When was he seen? He''s really a little flustered.


    "How do you know?"


    Qin LAN smiled: "intuition."


    Sha Yi couldn''t see it anymore: "sister, you can''t solve the case by intuition!"


    Qin LAN: "what do you rely on without intuition?"


    Sun Lei said, "rely on the evidence! What''s your logic... I sent the newspaper. The newspaper is missing."


    Yang Xiaoxue also began to attack Qin LAN. Qin LAN didn''t lose with one enemy and two. Anyway, she was unreasonable, unreasonable and strong.


    Sun Lei began to show off his acting skills. He kept circling Qin LAN and stun her. Then he caught the loophole attack between her words and completely stun everyone.


    From the perspective of God of the audience, sun Lei''s statement was illogical, but the guests knew much less information, and Qin Lan''s reasoning ability was too strange, so they couldn''t reach a consensus in the end.


    Finally, sun Lei asked, "Qin LAN, do you think Yang Xiaoxue and I committed the crime together? How did we commit the crime?"


    Qin LAN is a little confused.


    Yang you asked, "it''s the modus operandi."


    Qin LAN: "I think, that is, there should be... Some technique! HMM."


    People admired her and began to talk about other clues, ignoring her.


    Qin Lan was anxious and asked Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, do you believe me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I believe it. It should be that they killed the webmaster by some means."


    Qin LAN: "what''s the specific technique?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you ask me? This... It''s still a little difficult to make it up now. Give me some time."


    Qin LAN: "let''s give Li Tiezhu some time."


    People: "


    Is the current edition OK?


    After a long discussion, there was no result.


    Finally, we are going to the bookstore where the webmaster was going to find information.


    On the way, Wu Litao found Li Tiezhu and said, "master, we''ve seen each other''s identities. I''ll tell sun Leige later that I''m an undercover. After getting his trust, take the information and find out the real undercover."


    Li Tiezhu: "Wow, did you play so deep?"


    Wu Litao said with a smile, "master, you''re just looking for abuse in this program. Fortunately, I''m gone."


    Li Tiezhu nodded, then turned to find sun Lei: "Wu Litao said he wanted to find you as a fake undercover intelligence. Let''s choose a good man and say it''s undercover."


    Sun Lei: "ha ha... You disciple, not very clever Yazi!"


    Li Tiezhu: "heredity."


    Sun Lei hurried ahead and gave Wu Litao a chance to show his lower IQ.


    Qin LAN approached Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, do you believe my judgment?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Xin! It''s sun Lei."


    Qin LAN: "of course it''s him. You make up a crime technique carefully and sit him down. You can write movie scripts. Isn''t that difficult?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Sun Lei finds Sha Yi and song Xiaoxuan and asks Sha Yi, "are you the undercover, cherry blossom?"


    Sha Yi and song Xiaoxuan said in unison: "it''s plum blossom."


    Sun Lei: "Oh, yes, plum blossom."


    Sha Yi shook hands with him: "you can''t be an undercover. If you''re undercover, you can''t even remember your identity wrong."


    Sun Lei: "how can I remember cherry blossoms?"


    Song Xiaoxuan: "brother, it''s plum blossom."


    The two men were fooled lame.


    Barrage of various distressed Shayi:


    "Is this the rhythm of 3721 again?"


    "Shayi is so poor."


    "Sun Lei deceives Sha Yi again."


    "Sha Yi is really not smart..."


    "Song Xiaoxuan is too young."


    "And Wu Litao. He looks stupid, too."


    "Yang Xiaoxue is even worse."


    Soon, everyone came to the bookstore and pushed the door in.


    Yang you took the lead and asked, "boss, is this a bookstore? Did the webmaster say to come this afternoon?"


    Inside, a group of strong students in uniforms were reading a book and glared at the artists: "Shh!"


    Yang you was a little counselled: "why, why? Can''t you talk?"


    Students: "Shh!"


    Li Tiezhu came in and shouted, "Shh, what Shh? If you want to go to the toilet, you should read carefully without shh. If you don''t read seriously, how can you contribute to the motherland?"


    The students were silent and turned to the director.


    Sun Lei and Sha Yi laugh together. The iron pillar is hard!


    The boss whispered, "keep your voice down. These students have a bad temper."


    Li Tiezhu: "just right, I have a bad temper."


    Boss: "er... Well, the webmaster borrowed a book here and hasn''t taken it back. I don''t know what it is. You need to find it yourself. It seems that the title of the book is me..."


    Several people began to discuss. Wu Litao came to cheat sun Lei, and they quarreled.


    Students: "quiet!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s not quiet! Why?"


    Sun Lei: "yes, it''s not quiet."


    The four big students immediately stood up and rushed over.


    The artists dodged one after another:


    "It''s them!"


    "It has nothing to do with us."


    "We didn''t quarrel."


    "Sun Lei and Li Tiezhu."


    "Li Tiezhu''s voice is the loudest."


    Four big men ran out after sun Lei. They didn''t look at Li Tiezhu when they passed by. They couldn''t fight anyway.


    Sun Lei was caught up by them, lifted up and fainted.


    After being put down, sun Lei said, "why only arrest me? Li Tiezhu also yelled!"


    A student lost his shoes and was putting on his shoes: "Li Tiezhu? We didn''t hear."


    Sun Lei: "I''m easy to bully, aren''t I?"


    The student left, "yes."


    Sun Lei: "

 Chapter 860

    Seeing the students back to the bookstore, sun Lei went to the camera maker''s lens: "just in time, I looked at the stolen list. I yelled with Tiezhu just to come out to see the list with him. As a result, the students dared not move Li Tiezhu..."


    During the playback of the picture, sun Lei gets a list in the drawer - the list of flies while everyone is arguing and looking for clues in the webmaster''s office.


    It''s actually a fake list.


    Barrage:


    "Good guy, don''t dare to provoke Li Tiezhu..."


    "Conservative estimate, serious brother can beat them."


    "It is worthy of unlimited challenge to old players."


    "Can play!"


    "Sun Meili carried forward the five spirits."


    "This detail is a little challenging."


    "The cooperation between Li Tiezhu and sun Lei is very five."


    Just after sun Lei finished reading it, Wu Litao chased it out again and insisted that he was a killer, trying to cheat sun Lei''s trust. Sun Lei is a little embarrassed by his poor acting skills. If he can''t talk on one channel, he has no basis to force you to believe him.


    It''s like last night: "Hey! Come on, eat this lobster!"


    Sun Lei said, "you answer me, what kind of killer are you really, or are you cheating me?"


    Wu Litao: "I''m a killer, but I need to find an undercover."


    Sun Lei: "are you just asking one by one?"


    Wu Litao: "I only asked you one, because I think you look like."


    Sun Lei has long been reminded by Li Tiezhu and begins to play Wu Litao: "what is the killer code?"


    Wu Litao: "no code."


    Qin LAN and Li Tiezhu looked at the door and couldn''t hear what they were talking about.


    Qin Lan said, "I think there is something wrong with this Wu Litao."


    Li Tiezhu said, "he just suddenly ran over to tell me what code and what he said. I forgot."


    Qin LAN clapped his hands: "there must be a problem! There are three bad guys. Except sun Lei and Yang Xiaoxue, the remaining one is your apprentice, worthy of me."


    At Sun Lei''s side, both of them have had a heated conversation. However, sun Lei knows that he has slipped his tongue, but Wu Litao hasn''t noticed. He keeps showing his acting skills there.


    Finally, of course, the talk collapsed.


    Wu Litao: "then I can only kill you first."


    Sun Lei: "bye."


    There was a sudden scream in the bookstore.


    "Help..."


    The crowd immediately smiled and walked in together to see the excitement.


    Yang you and Yang Xiaoxue, Yang''s brothers and sisters, were surrounded by the students in the bell array, screaming with books in their arms.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? Are you two going to perform a show?"


    Yang you immediately came to a section of "Qinghai Tibet Plateau", which made the students want to be immortal and die. Let''s just say it.


    Finally, Wu Litao found the note and asked them to go to another place to continue looking for clues.


    On the way, Li Tiezhu quietly got the identity clue of Yang you from the program group. He is a good man. This is his reward for completing the hot pot task.


    And Wu Litao entangled sun Lei again.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help sighing: "these two have been talking about collapse and collapse..."


    He knows the reason. Wu Litao wants to follow sun Lei''s example, and sun Lei wants him to help complete the task and ask Wu Litao to praise him in dialect.


    It was dark. After completing the task in the cafe, they got the way to enter the webmaster''s secret room.


    The plot is also slightly running account


    Um... Eat first and start the big meal.


    After dinner, continue to record the program.


    They found a recording device in the stationmaster''s secret room.


    Then, everyone sat in the conference room and listened to the recording.


    Then... Sun Lei burst.


    In the recording, the voice of the webmaster commented on the gifts given to him by the people: "... What does this sun Yutian mean by giving me a knife?"


    Everyone looked at Sun Lei.


    Qin LAN: "look! I said it was you!"


    Sun Lei forced himself to calm down: "listen first."


    With that, he looked at Li Tiezhu. It meant a lot to ask for help. He didn''t want to die yet.


    Then the stationmaster began to wash his hands and eat the same food.


    Li Tiezhu: "the webmaster can eat very well."


    Wu Litao said, "that''s not the point. Master, you can play by yourself. Don''t make trouble."


    Then... The webmaster was poisoned.


    It''s sun Lei''s turn to argue. Everyone is looking at him.


    Sun Lei: "let''s stroke it. Who sent the apple?"


    Yang You''s logic is clear: "the apple is your own, and you sent the knife. Didn''t you say you sent the newspaper?"


    Qin LAN: "it''s you! Sun Lei."


    Sun Lei said, "the newspaper is used to wrap the knife. I don''t want you to see what gift I give. No one saw me give gifts. Therefore, as soon as the webmaster died, he jumped out and said that the knife was the one I gave. Don''t you think there''s a problem? Qin LAN, do you know what gift everyone gave?"


    Sha Yi: "yes, Qin LAN, how did you know that the knife was sent by sun Lei?"


    Qin LAN: "guess."


    Yang you smiled and said, "the current situation is that knives are poisonous, apples are poisonous, food is poisonous, and some other things are poisonous, but there is no poison in the water."


    Sun Lei: "that is to say, the things you encounter after washing your hands are poisonous. It may be when you wipe your hands..."


    Yang You nodded decisively: "yes! That''s right. Washing hands is an interval. After washing hands, everything is poisoned. I''m not sure it''s the problem of the knife."


    Song Xiaoxuan, who had been silent, suddenly said, "towels and towel racks are poisonous."


    Sha Yi''s eyes suddenly look a little empty.


    Inexplicably, Yang you, sun Lei and song Xiaoxuan began to fight against Shayi collectively.


    No result, only vote.


    Wu Litao: "I''ll shoot first. I''ll shoot Matt."


    Yang Xiaoxue followed the vote: "I also voted to kill Matt."


    Qin LAN: "I still vote for sun Yutian."


    Yang you: "I also killed Matt."


    Song Xiaoxuan: "kill Matt."


    Yang you smiled: "there are already four votes. Take it out! Take it out! Sun Lei will vote for you like us. You will get five votes for eight votes."


    The next person to vote was Shayi himself. He licked his lips, cracked crow''s feet with a smile and said, "I vote... I vote to kill Matt."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Shayi: "is it still useful for me to vote? I blew myself up."


    Yang you: "you blew yourself up? Why did you kill the webmaster?"


    Sha Yi took out a piece of paper: "listen to me, I received a superstition letter this morning..."


    The crowd was immediately curious and put their heads together.


    Sha Yi: "say me, I''m a special agent of the supreme intelligence agency. Stationmaster Wu intends to surrender to the enemy. It''s worried that he will expose the action planned by the goshawk, so I sprinkled poison on the towel rack."


    Yang you was surprised: "did you really kill the webmaster?"


    Wu Litao: "it was you? We found it in the first round."


    Qin LAN: "I always thought it was Sun Lei."


    Song Xiaoxuan: "did we win?"


    Shayi was ashamed and said, "it''s me..."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help but say, "no, everyone! Are we all from the security bureau? Stationmaster Wu wants to surrender to the enemy. Brother Sha Yi is a special agent. Killing stationmaster Wu is a ''good man''! Our enemy is the plum blossom with stationmaster Wu."


    People: "ah... Right."


    Sha Yi blinked: "yes! Why do I still feel embarrassed? There''s something behind me. Let me try to hide my identity and find out the plum blossom. I burst out, just to tell you that I''m not a plum blossom. We''ll find him."


    Sun Lei immediately answered, "are you a killer?"


    Sha Yi: "I''m a killer."


    Sun Lei: "then find out! We good people won!"


    Sha Yi: "


    Qin Lan also said, "that''s sun Lei. He''s the plum blossom."


    Sun Lei ignored Qin LAN and looked at Wu Litao: "can you praise me?"


    Wu Litao: "No."


    "Ten, nine, eight..."


    "You are so handsome."


    Sun Lei''s mission succeeded.


    The atmosphere suddenly became strange.


    At this time, the superior intelligence came. Two of the eight new employees were undercover, and another clue was in Bailemen.


    Simple gold bar game, what bullshit psychology teacher is there to assist the two deputy webmasters to check gold bars.


    Because of sun Lei''s explosive acting skills, he cheated the other four gold bars with an empty box. Now there are seven gold bars, three short.


    The penultimate one was Yang you. They didn''t open his box. However, there was no gold bar in the Yang you box.


    It was Li Tiezhu''s turn to come out. He normally came with the box and put it on the table.


    Li Chengxu said, "I can''t figure out this guy. What does webmaster Zhu think?"


    Zhu Maoshi: "I see his eyes are sincere. I won''t lie. Let me ask, do you have gold bars in your box?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes."


    Zhu Maoshi: "how many?"


    Li Tiezhu: "three."


    Zhu Maoshi looked at Li Chengxu: "I think what he said is true. Let''s go."


    Li Cheng needs to shake his head: "I don''t think so. You don''t know this man very well. He''s a fool like a fool. He''s simple? He''s a fool ~"


    The psychology teacher said, "Li Tiezhu crossed his arms when answering questions, which represents resistance..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you didn''t guess right once today. You''re still a psychology teacher."


    The guests cheered loudly.


    "Good!"


    "Beautiful..."


    "There''s nothing wrong with the iron pillar."


    "Hahaha..."


    The psychology teacher was embarrassed: "look! He began to attack me, which shows that he was right and guilty."


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "where did I attack you? Didn''t I tell the truth? Did you guess once? Answer me."


    Psychological teacher: "er... So far today, no."


    Li Tiezhu: "you''re guilty of such exquisite wording! You blink faster and you''re nervous."


    The psychology teacher stared: "I''m not nervous."


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, I don''t pay attention to your blinking frequency at all. I''m talking nonsense, but you try not to blink. Why?"


    Psychology teacher: "


    Li Tiezhu: "are you thinking about how to explain? No, I don''t listen to your explanation."


    Psychological teacher: "no, I''m a professional..."


    Li Tiezhu: "open it! How many pieces will you lose without gold bars? No, one gold bar wants to open my li Tiezhu''s box?"


    Li Chengxu said, "two?"


    Li Tiezhu: "stationmaster Li, do you think I''m inferior to sun Lei? He has four and I have two. You despise me."


    Then, the two webmasters began to discuss.


    They think Li Tiezhu is the second to last, and there can be no gold bars, because if Li Tiezhu is really an empty box, they can only get one gold bar, and the remaining one must have gold bars. They are sure to lose.


    So, be sure to drive.


    The key is a few gold bars.

 Chapter 861

    Zhu Maoshi said: "three, three, you can win, bet?"


    Li Tiezhu: "four. This is a question of status!"


    Sun Lei: "good job!"


    The psychology teacher said, "Li Tiezhu is fooling you. This is a psychological game. There are no gold bars in his box. Don''t open it. Let him go. He wants four gold bars to deceive you."


    When the two webmasters saw that the psychological teacher said so, they nodded decisively: "open it! Four gold bars."


    The psychology teacher''s expression was a little embarrassed. Did I... Get rid of a wrong answer?


    Li Tiezhu pressed on the box: "really open?"


    Li Chengxu: "really open."


    Zhu Mao said, "Li Tiezhu, don''t do this! Open the box quickly..."


    Li Tiezhu opened the box and it was empty.


    The psychology teacher suddenly said, "yes! He has been alienating us just now, so that you don''t trust me."


    Li Chengxu: "you just remember now? You''re not proficient in business!"


    Psychology teacher: "


    Perfect.


    Li Tiezhu successfully tricked the other party into four gold bars with an empty box, and then their gold bars reached eleven, successfully completing the task.


    The people behind don''t have to finish. The game is over.


    Barrage:


    "Good guy! It''s my brother Zhu."


    "Serious people, who brings gold bars?"


    "Did you bring it?"


    "I don''t bring it. What I bring out can make real gold bars?"


    "The psychology teacher is unemployed."


    "Ha ha, these two webmasters are too stupid."


    "My face is green..."


    "It''s too delicious."


    "Iron pillar is good at acting!"


    "Ten billion movie emperors, do you think they have a false reputation?"


    "Serious brother is Lang De''s real name."


    "Well, it does."


    "Well... Who can guess Li Tiezhu and sun Lei?"


    Those who had successfully passed the pass before, unaware of the arrangements and changes behind, also gathered around, some surprised and some happy.


    Sha Yi first asked, "iron pillar, how dare you empty the box? There is no one."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Teacher Li Chengxu and I recorded a program together. I know he has opinions on me and doesn''t believe me. Therefore, whether I bring gold bars or not, he will let me open the box for inspection. In that case, of course, I will make more contributions to the collective."


    Sun Lei looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "are you... Not afraid to take it off? Can''t you be careful?"


    Song Xiaoxuan said, "my brother Zhu will never play off. Do you think he was afraid when he bound you with unlimited challenges? He was my idol. I was only 14 years old at that time."


    Sun Lei: "good! That''s great."


    He actually wants to lose the game. The less information he gets, the greater the chance of winning.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t think so. Team game? Stop talking! This is a personal battle. It''s more important to draw a line with sun Lei as soon as possible. Now everyone doubts you. Of course, I want to stand on the opposite side of you.


    So Li Tiezhu said, "I don''t understand, brother sun Lei. How many gold bars do we really transport?"


    Sun Lei blinked: "three."


    Li Tiezhu: "how many do we have now?"


    "Eleven, we won."


    "Yes, where did the other eight come from?"


    "I cheated four, you cheated four, what''s the matter?"


    "That''s it. I used almost all the four gold bars you got in your routine. Is this the key to the victory or defeat of our game? You said I was too risky. Don''t you want to win? You don''t like to get clues. You''re afraid of clues pointing to you, right?"


    Sun Lei was a little confused: "I..."


    Qin LAN: "it''s you! You have a problem!"


    The prophet song Xiaoxuan said, "I also think brother sun Lei is against brother Zhu."


    Sun Lei looked at Li Tiezhu deeply and didn''t care about the others. Then he slowly said, "you bite me? With Qin LAN? Wu Litao, see which side to choose."


    Wu Litao: "I choose the side of justice."


    No matter how intrigued the guests are, the game here has won and got new clues.


    They were given to Qin LAN, sun Lei and song Xiaoxuan respectively, and the three of them completed the task.


    Li Tiezhu finished the task before and got it in advance. No one else knows.


    Back to the secret service.


    The last moment of reasoning is coming... Well, it''s either reasoning or guessing, all by inspiration.


    Life and death


    Start!


    Sun Lei and Wu Litao were the first to choke on each other. They were very fascinated. They didn''t like each other. They talked about a whole episode of cooperation. They talked about collapse every time, and next time.


    Then everyone began to talk about their tasks.


    Yang Xiaoxue''s task is to make Qin LAN roll her eyes. How much does Qin LAN care about the image of her royal sister? Can you roll your eyes?


    Li Tiezhu''s is simple. Let Yang you treat you to hot pot.


    Yang You angrily said, "how do you arrange the task? When I saw brother Zhu, I didn''t take the initiative to invite him to eat hot pot? Every time he was busy, it used you to design the task? As soon as I saw Tiezhu, I said to invite him."


    Wu Litao: "that''s because the program team underestimated your face. Do you want to be my junior brother because you please my master so much?"


    Yang you: "I didn''t..."


    Wu Litao: "you''re dead. I won''t approve."


    Yang you: "your master, do you care?"


    Wu Litao sneered: "how fresh? I even care about my Shigong. Do you know Cheng Dalong? I told him to go east, but he didn''t dare to go west... Hey, Shifu, what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu: "record your video and send it to my master."


    Wu Litao: "please withdraw quickly! Shifu! Dad! I''m not afraid of you, but I''m afraid of Shigong!"


    At his father, Li Tiezhu reluctantly withdrew the news.


    The crowd laughed.


    Yang you: "is it OK to call dad?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not his father. I didn''t commit such a great sin in my last life. Now the more I see him, the more I miss sun Lei and his company."


    After the effect, start reading their own clues.


    The first is sun Lei: "I''m Xiba. It''s said that he has excellent martial arts. He can scare off the enemy with a roar. This is eunuch Zhang Yide!"


    Secondly, Qin LAN: "Song Che Gan goes to the lake on the mountain to plant trees every summer. Can there be a lake on the mountain? Doesn''t the water flow to the lower part?"


    Finally, Yang you, who verified song chegan: "his face is as clean as a wallet..."


    Song Xiaoxuan smiled angrily: "brother... Aunts and uncles, I, I''m not 18 years old, I don''t have ID card... I don''t have a bank account. Can I not be clean?"


    The last person to release information is Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took out the note again and said, "what I tested is poplar oil..."


    Yang you: "what are you doing with me? Why do you doubt me?"


    Li Tiezhu said calmly, "with my IQ, I always have to choose a trustworthy person to follow? How else? After playing the game for so long, sun Lei and Yang you are smarter. They talk about things logically. I always have to verify one. If Yang you has a problem, I listen to sun Lei. If Yang you has no problem, I listen to Yang you."


    Qin LAN nodded slowly: "no problem! I verified that song chegan was also the reason. He didn''t talk much, but what he said every time was the key point."


    Sun Lei: "why don''t you test me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you have a criminal record! You don''t obey the rules in unlimited challenges. How do I know if you will switch the data? I believe in Yang you more."


    Yang you: "yes! This logic holds!"


    Sha Yi said, "talk about the results."


    Li Tiezhu said: "Yang you, although ugly and evil, has no evil deeds. The secret service recruited him to make the employees of the secret service not judge people by their appearance."


    Of course, this is made up by Li Tiezhu for the effect of the program.


    What a content... It''s the same.


    Sun Lei: "Li Tiezhu, I suspect you have a problem! You''re deliberately stepping on me. You''re with Yang you."


    Yang you said, "all good people are in a group. Comrade! Why did you step on people when you heard a little loophole?"


    Qin LAN: "I already said that he is like this to everyone. He must have an unusual identity."


    Yang Xiaoxue said, "the more you say, the more complicated it is. I don''t know who to trust."


    Sha Yi: "the socks behind Sun Lei''s ass have been hung for a period of time, and Wu Litao also has one. I asked sun Lei, and he hesitated... Now I seriously doubt sun Lei."


    Wu Litao: "eh? If you say so, I don''t doubt sun Leige. I think you''re misleading me..."


    Everyone was shocked. Wu Litao''s dog brain was really... Dog brain.


    Things are now very chaotic.


    But the real undercover is clear. Sun Lei and Li Tiezhu have looked at each other. He understands the reason why Li Tiezhu and he choke each other. It''s better to die one than two. Sun Lei is the undercover on the surface, and Li Tiezhu is Miao Hong. As for Yang Xiaoxue... It''s an unexpected harvest.


    The plot is just like that. On the contrary, the analysis of the guests is more interesting.


    Because the program group is never very thoughtful, and the guests invited by the program group... Can''t say enough.


    They tore each other for about ten minutes. Sun Lei brainwashed Yang you, Wu Litao, Qin LAN and Sha Yi as commentators, and inserted a knife while Li Tiezhu acted as a barrage.


    We also know the existence of plum blossom and downhill tiger.


    Wu Litao said, "why did song Xiaoxuan plant trees on the mountain?"


    Yang you: "what do you want to say? Plant trees up the mountain and tiger down the mountain?"


    Wu Litao: "at least... It rhymes."


    Qin LAN: "Wu Litao! The brain has a bag! It rhymes!"


    Wu Litao: "you''re impatient! You''re impatient!"


    The two quarreled.


    Yang Xiaoxue quietly asked Li Tiezhu, "who do you think it is?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "my apprentice and I, Wu Litao."


    Yang Xiaoxue smiled: "Oh! Talent! Stick to your own point of view, let''s not be influenced by others. I support you, brother Tao!"


    Two high fives.


    Sha Yi: "no... our program, two bad guys or three or four? I doubt the number now!"


    Finally, it''s time to vote.


    It''s getting late.


    Sha Yi: "throw out Wu Litao first. I want to be quiet! My mouth is too broken..."


    Yang you: "throw it directly? It wastes the energy of the audience."


    Wu Litao: "you... Lost what you asked me."


    Three guns were aimed at Wu Litao at the same time.


    They were all knives and guns, but they were in the hands of the three guests. The props grabbed from the gendarmerie on the side collapsed at Wu Litao.


    Yang you: "I know you are a civilian, but I still want to kill you."


    Qin LAN: "collapse..."


    Sha Yi: "I can''t stand it. Even if I''m a dead man, I''ll kill you. Your nagging makes my brain explode!"


    Voting begins.


    Yang you voted for sun Yutian and Yang Honglan.


    Yang Xiaoxue cast Qin basket and Yang San you each.


    Song Xiaoxuan throws Yang you and Qin LAN.


    Qin LAN invests in sun Yutian and Yang Honglan. Like Yang you, they occupy the absolute truth.


    Sun Lei throws Qin basket and Yang Honglan.


    This shocked Qin LAN. How could he vote for his partner Yang Xiaoxue? Did you guess wrong?


    Sha Yi: Sun Lei and Wu Litao.


    Wu Litao: Qin LAN and Yang you.


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn. Count the votes. Sun Yutian, Yang Sanyou and Yang Honglan have the most votes.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu''s ticket was the most important. Almost everyone came to him to canvass.


    But Li Tiezhu is a bad man. He thought and voted: Sun Lei and Yang you.


    Both of them have four votes. They compete for votes again.


    In the PK Bureau, sun Lei was personally thrown by Yang Honglan, and Yang Honglan began to bite Wu Litao. There was a problem.


    Another round, Wu Litao and song Xiaoxuan were thrown out, and the game continued.


    The rest are Qin LAN, Li Tiezhu, Yang you, Yang Xiaoxue and Li Tiezhu.


    There is at least one undercover among the five people, and the way to judge the victory of the game is that there are only three undercover people left in the end.


    Vote again.


    Before the vote, everyone said a lot, but it was meaningless.


    The final vote is Yang You''s four votes, with a high vote out... The game continues.


    This can''t be thrown any more.


    Yang you said, "there are only four of us left. I, sister Qin LAN, tie Zhu and Yang Xiaoxue. This sentence is very critical! I seriously suspect that two people jump against each other, that is, they deliberately disagree with sun Lei. Sun Lei is a plum blossom and xiashanhu deliberately acts as an opponent to disturb our audition."


    Qin LAN: "it''s Yang Xiaoxue! I already said it was Sun Lei and Yang Xiaoxue!"


    Yang Xiaoxue said, "sister LAN, you''re the one who has a problem. How can I be undercover? I just threw sun Lei out with my own hands!"


    Yang you: "maybe it''s a routine! Everyone knows. What about iron pillar? Who do you think it is?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I think... Could it be me? After all, you all have a good point..."


    Yang you waved: "ah! Brother! What do you think? If the program team didn''t give you a special task, it wouldn''t be you. Don''t be confused! Just follow me and sister LAN. This sentence is definitely Yang Xiaoxue! We''ll win if we vote for him."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "I''m sure not! I think there''s something wrong with Yang you!"


    Then quarrel. Anyway, the program is more and more chaotic in the later stage.


    Finally, the quarrel is over and ready to vote.


    Li Tiezhu was the first to throw.


    As a real undercover Li Tiezhu, look left and right, and finally vote: myself.


    Everyone laughed:


    "What do you mean?"


    "Self explosion?"


    "What''s going on? You''re having fun."


    "Can you vote for yourself?"


    Li Tiezhu looked innocent: "I think Yang you is very smart, sister Xiaoxue is very logical, and then sister LAN is very assertive. I don''t know, I''ll... Quit? Let them decide."


    In this way, the remaining three guests were baffled.


    After about half an hour of tearing and sawing, they finally voted as follows:


    Yang Xiaoxue: Qin LAN.


    Qin LAN: Yang Xiaoxue.


    Yang you: Yang Xiaoxue.


    Therefore, Yang Xiaoxue was eliminated.


    "Ah... Sun Leige, we lost!"


    Yang Xiaoxue almost collapsed and jumped at Sun Lei with a strange cry.


    Qin LAN, Yang you and Sha Yi cheered.


    Song Xiaoxuan was at a loss.


    While Wu Litao on one side was in a state of ignorance. This... All my reasoning was wrong??


    Li Tiezhu shrugged calmly. Did I win? Don''t quite understand.


    Sun Lei turned around, avoided Yang Xiaoxue''s celebration and walked to Li Tiezhu: "Comrade! Well done! We won!"


    The program team also announced: "the winners are plum blossom and xiashanhu."


    People are stupid.

 Chapter 862

    Yang Xiaoxue was also stunned: "so... Brother sun Lei is a plum blossom, I am a downhill tiger, and iron pillar is also our man. Is he? Besides plum blossom and downhill Tiger... There are our people?"


    Then she looked at the director Wu Tong.


    At this moment, it suddenly became a little difficult.


    Qin LAN, Sha Yi, Yang you and others also looked at Wu Tong and hoped that he would explain why Sun Lei would hug Li Tiezhu when he won? Call him comrade?


    How cunning Wu Tong is?


    Of course, it is impossible for him to say such a hateful answer. He said, "if you have any questions, please consult sun Lei and Li Tiezhu."


    Everyone distrusted sun Lei and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Yang you: "brother Zhu."


    Qin LAN: "good brother."


    Wu Litao: "master!"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "Li Tiezhu!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m sorry. In fact, I''m a downhill tiger."


    Everyone looked at Yang Xiaoxue again.


    Yang Xiaoxue: "so... There are two downhill tigers? Iron pillar and I are downhill tigers?"


    Li Tiezhu photographed the identity note: "no, you''re not. You''re a civilian. This is your identity information."


    Yang Xiaoxue was a little collapsed: "I''m the downhill tiger. I won... Are you still playing any games?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I first got the identity of Xiashan tiger, and then came to you. You were afraid I would make trouble and started calling the director, so I stuffed my identity note into the book on your desk. You took the note and left. I found your identity in your object."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "


    Sun Lei came up to arch the fire: "that is to say, you are his shadow, Xiaoxue. He used you to help us win, but the victory has nothing to do with you."


    Yang Xiaoxue took a deep breath, and then grabbed Li Tiezhu''s neck: "ah..."


    Li Tiezhu is very calm. Yang Xiaoxue can''t strangle him. His neck is not only thick, but also hard.


    Others also realized.


    Qin LAN clapped his hands: "I was cheated! Tiezhu, you cheated your sister''s feelings, and Xiaoxue strangled him!"


    Wu Litao walked over: "Yang Honglan, let go of my master."


    Yang Xiaoxue: "what''s the matter?"


    Wu Litao: "let go! Let me pinch!"


    Yang Xiaoxue: "Oh."


    Wu Litao stretched out his evil hands, and then


    Pop!


    Li Tiezhu slapped on the top of Wu Litao: "it''s against the sky! Do you want to force me to clean up the portal?"


    Wu Litao got a few more kicks and ran away: "master, I''m wrong... Don''t kick, please! It''s recording, alas! Give me face..."


    People: "hahaha, kick hard..."


    Barrage:


    "Worthy of unlimited challenge to sanctions!"


    "Serious brother is still coquettish."


    "Poor Yang Xiaoxue has been playing games for others all the time."


    "Wu Litao is no better."


    "Two Han Han..."


    "On the contrary, Yang you and song Xiaoxuan are terrible."


    "Is Qin LAN terrible?"


    "Women''s intuition is the most terrible."


    The first phase of "Meng detective case" ended smoothly. All guests delivered their comments on the first phase of the program. Finally, it was Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    Li Tiezhu said: "I feel OK. I didn''t play much. I won in a muddle... I promise you!"


    People: "bah!"


    Li Tiezhu said again, "thank you for your praise. I can only come one time. It''s a great honor. I hope you can make further efforts and rub sun Lei on the ground. In addition, remind you not to form a team with Wu Litao, really."


    Sha Yi''s face laughed badly: "don''t remind us, we all know. Ha ha ha..."


    Yang you: "brother Sha Yi, how funny are you, Wu Litao? As a person of status, you die as soon as you come up. How do you play?"


    Sha Yi: "I... I thought the killer was a bad man... I felt guilty."


    The program recording officially ended.


    It''s over!


    Take off your makeup, change your clothes and go back to the hotel.


    Li Tiezhu was very happy. Last night, today, seven million came. Sure enough, he still made money from variety shows!


    I made money to buy milk powder for my son and daughter.


    At the hotel, Li Tiezhu and the artists took the elevator back to the room reserved for them by the program group.


    Everyone discussed where to play in the evening. Wu Litao said he would invite everyone to the bar for a drink.


    Song Xiaoxuan raised his hand: "brother, I''m not 18 years old. I can''t drink."


    Wu Litao: "then don''t go. Do your homework in the hotel. We''ll bring you a fruit platter."


    Song Xiaoxuan: "


    Wu Litao: "master, come with me."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no, No. I have to rest early and go to the Middle East to shoot tomorrow."


    Others did not force it.


    Get off the elevator and go back to each house.


    Black wah''er followed Li Tiezhu and reported: "Mosco has won a third of the territory, and several big drug lords refuse to surrender. Our strength is still very strong. Our troops are limited and we can''t fight."


    Li Tiezhu said casually, "let the Mexican authorities and the military suppress bandits. There are warlords in their country. The authorities don''t care? It''s immoral."


    Black child: "that is to say! The strength of the Mexican military is worrying and dare not suppress bandits."


    Li Tiezhu said, "then force them to suppress the bandits. Let the warlords fight the military. They fight the army. If they don''t fight the army, you will fight them."


    The black child was stunned: "eh? Yes... Who doesn''t obey and beat who can make drug lords and officers consume each other. It''s worthy of you!"


    Qin LAN has been following Li Tiezhu not far behind, because her room is next to Li Tiezhu. At this time, her eyes brightened when she heard their dialogue. Li Tiezhu is indeed a man of status. His bearing and courage are as casual as eating and drinking water


    Back in the room, Li Tiezhu first made a video with lengba and asked how the child in his stomach was. She has a weekly physical examination in Norway and is in good condition.


    Just hung up the phone, Qin LAN knocked on the door and came in. The black baby opened the door.


    At this time, the black baby was making a midnight snack in the kitchen with an apron. When he saw Qin LAN coming in, he asked, "do you want to eat hand copied? Old ma hand copied!"


    Qin LAN: "ah? Thank you. I also said to invite tie Zhu to dinner."


    The black child pretended to be angry: "what''s the clatter? Look down on me?"


    Qin LAN: "no, no, your cooking is delicious. Thank you. I''ll talk to Tiezhu."


    It''s actually nonsense.


    Qin LAN didn''t go to drink with Wu Litao and sun Lei. Instead, she was going to invite Li Tiezhu to have a snack, but they had already made it here. There was a sound of cutting meat stuffing in the kitchen.


    After chatting casually for a while and eating the copy, Qin LAN reconfirmed that his two foreign bodyguards would arrive in a few days and left happily.


    Li Tiezhu chatted with song Zhuer for a few minutes and went to bed.


    Lying in bed, I brushed my cell phone and saw that there was an unknown species called "neiyang" in the magic zoo. Today, Li Tiezhu recorded a program. He didn''t watch his mobile phone all day. He couldn''t turn over the news in the group. Of course, he didn''t want to see it. The chat records of small animals were very boring.


    For example, this neiyang is very boring. He doesn''t speak more than three words at a time.


    Yes, yes, ha ha, well, thank you. I don''t know


    Turn off the mobile phone. Li Tiezhu thought about it. The inner word of inner sheep contains, no, connotation!


    The inner sheep face somewhere in Kyoto is so hot that you can fry eggs, shit! What''s the silly fork of pine bamboo son pulling me into the group? Still such an unhealthy group! Of course she knows that there are Li Tiezhu''s small animals in the group, which is obvious, but


    What''s the name of neiyang?


    It''s dead!


    The little animals who were not familiar with her were curious and asked her the origin of her name and whether she was a character in the cartoon.


    Those old acquaintances in the circle sent private letters one after another. Obviously, they got the correct answer from rabbit smashing or erha.


    Yang Mi: "do you still have this hobby? Find a chance to appreciate it next time! Don''t say you have no clothes and have the same bed with your son!"


    Lengba: "can''t you really spit out when you plug your mouth? I was very curious when I made a TV play."


    Matsushita: "how''s it going? My level of naming is very online, isn''t it? Neiyang!"


    Pooh!


    The inner sheep spit out the inner sheep, shrink into the quilt with a red face, and edit a text message to scold songzhuer.


    Songzhuer''s reply was: "the master is also in the East China Sea. Go and comfort him inside!"


    Liu Yifei: "get out!"


    Songzhuer said, "by the way, call this number, 1832803... Just say, bring me a word, grass mud horse."


    Of course, Liu Yifei won''t make this call. She''s not good at swearing. Go to sleep.


    Tossing and turning for half an hour, he couldn''t sleep, so he dialed Li Tiezhu.


    No one answered.


    Ah... What a shame!


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    Early the next morning, Li Tiezhu packed his bags and rushed to the airport with heiwa''er and the security personnel who came to meet.


    Before boarding, Li Tiezhu dialed the strange number last night.


    Who?


    You don''t sell tea when you call in the middle of the night, do you?


    "Hello? Who are you? You called me last night."


    "I..."


    "Is it inner sheep?"


    "What do you call me?"


    "Why are you calling me?"


    "Yes, I heard you were in the East China Sea yesterday. Just call and ask."


    "Oh, I went to bed early yesterday, and you were in the East China Sea?"


    "Yes! If you''re okay, you can come and bring a box of small umbrellas by the way..."


    "No, I''m going to get on the plane soon. You can solve it yourself. You can play together again when you have a chance."


    "Ah... Ok..."


    "Bye."


    "Bye!"


    Li Tiezhu hung up the phone, shrugged and became addicted. Sure enough, he was like a wolf. Cut! Don''t bother me with my work. I''m serious.


    On the other side, neiyang became neiyang again, hiding in the quilt and beating himself up, vaguely calling his father.


    Serious person li Tiezhu flew to Dubai first, where he met sun Xixi and the main creative team of the film.


    Then, Li Tiezhu got bad news.


    The actress who played the reporter had a bone fracture during the adaptation training, coupled with the bad environment here, she chose to quit.


    At present, the crew is contacting other actresses of the right age.


    Li Tiezhu: "take a picture of her pay and put her name on the special thanks list."


    Sun Xixi nodded.


    Of course, the withdrawal of an actor does not affect the start of the film. It''s just not to shoot the part of a female reporter first.


    The actors led by Zhang Yi have been specially trained in Dubai for more than a month. When Li Tiezhu saw him, he found that he was black by two shades, and the whole person has become particularly vicissitudes, but... Much stronger.


    "Monitor, hard work."


    "More than three! Ha ha!"


    "Hello, Mr. Zhang Yuhan!"


    "Iron pillar, you''re welcome. You''re a 10 billion movie emperor, ha."


    Li Tiezhu and Zhang Yi are still very familiar. After all, they have cooperated in soldier assault together, but they are not familiar with other actors. Except Zhang Yuhan, they are basically new actors.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu is also a new actor to some extent. It just happens that the box office has exceeded 10 billion.


    But Li Tiezhu was also very enthusiastic about them and soon got familiar with them.


    In fact, they started shooting half a month ago. The opening part of the scene of chasing pirates and rescuing hostages has been finished. Luo Xing, the sniper of Jiaolong special team, is injured and waiting for the arrival of a new sniper, male No. 2 Gu Shun.


    Li Tiezhu plays Gu Shun.


    The opening scene has been shot, and then we will all move to Morocco for shooting.


    The conditions there are very, very difficult, so before going, Li Tiezhu invited everyone to have a big meal and ate authentic Dubai food. Arabian pancake, roast beef, chicken leg rice, camel milk, etc.


    In the evening, sun Xixi came to Li Tiezhu''s room, still about the choice of actress.


    He showed Li Tiezhu the list of several candidate actors.


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. These people did not meet the requirements, either their temperament did not meet the requirements, or their acting skills did not meet the requirements.


    Sun Xixi: "what do you say? It''s going to be shot soon. Without an actress, Red Sea action can''t move."


    Li Tiezhu was also blind: "now I can afford to pay for the film, but I can''t find an actor?"


    Sun Xixi: "you can pull it down! If the actors don''t come, it''s largely because the film is too wild. Even if the environment is almost enough, the key is that the bombs and missiles we use are real, and the actors are afraid of danger."


    Li Tiezhu: "no live ammunition, not real."


    Sun Xixi: "then find me an actor. She is in her thirties, female, acting online, strong temperament."


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes suddenly brightened: "eh? I think of a person."


    Sun Xixi: "who?"


    Li Tiezhu began to shake his head again: "but she seems to be 40 years old."


    Sun Xixi also shook his head: "too old. Who?"


    Li Tiezhu: "then change it. I''ll think about it again."


    "Who?"


    "Didn''t you say it was too old?"


    "The actor was old and looked young. Who do you think this is?"


    "Qin LAN."


    "That''s OK! This looks young too, but would she like to have her hair cut short?"


    "I don''t know whether people will come or not."


    "Then call and ask."


    Sun Xixi can''t help it. Such a huge film has exceeded his ability.


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and dialed Qin Lan''s wechat video call. I don''t know when he started, he didn''t leave his phone number, only added wechat, so he didn''t even save neiyang''s phone number, let alone sister Qin LAN.


    "Hello? Tie Zhu, miss your sister so soon?"


    "I didn''t miss you. I just want to ask, are you in your forties this year?"


    "Thirty nine. Who is forty?"


    "Oh, that''s OK. Well, I have a role here. I need to cut my hair short..."


    Li Tiezhu said the request and waited nervously with sun Xixi for the opposite response.

 Chapter 863

    Half a month later, Qin LAN with short hair came to the crew of operation Red Sea in the desert of North Africa. Her first feeling was that she was hurt and shouldn''t have come.


    "Detective Meng" has been recorded for several issues. The next recording will be half a month later, that is, she will go back to China to record a week''s program after shooting a half month play.


    It''s tired to think about it.


    But her first move was to get out of the car and vomit.


    Li Tiezhu, who came to meet him, was startled. He quickly took a bottle of water and patted his sister on the back: "what''s the matter? Are you pregnant, sister? Who did it?"


    Shit! I finally found an actress who wanted to come and became pregnant? Then you can''t shoot!


    Qin LAN didn''t spit out, but retched. He made five or six cars disappear and got carsick.


    "Who''s pregnant? Don''t talk nonsense. Vomit..."


    She took a sip of water and stared at Li Tiezhu. As a result, she really threw up.


    Because Li Tiezhu''s head and body are full of blood, of course it''s fake.


    Li Tiezhu''s hand pulled on her back: "I think you vomit and don''t wear that. It''s very similar..."


    Indeed, Li Tiezhu didn''t touch the belt on her sister''s back. Li Tiezhu suspected that she was pregnant, because lengba didn''t wear much after she was pregnant, saying she was afraid of affecting the child''s rations.


    Qin Lan''s face was not red and gasped: "I usually don''t wear it. I''m uncomfortable. I still have red marks when I take it off."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s true. I wish I wasn''t pregnant!"


    They are all surnamed Qin, and their clothes are very different. Qin Tao is not afraid of Le. Even his girlfriend wants to find someone called "Taile". According to Tao Zi, Le is very tight and difficult to extricate himself, unless he uses bone shrinking skill.


    Qin LAN: "is your crew too broken? I knew I would shoot my TV play. At least there are nanny cars and assistants..."


    She''s right. The crew is really poor. There are only tanks, planes and missiles left.


    Touring car?


    It doesn''t exist! There are two large water trucks. In addition, they are large trucks and tool trucks.


    Dozens of tents are gathered together, which is where the crew live.


    Li Tiezhu helped with most of her luggage and placed her next to her tent. It was a small tent specially prepared for actresses. Jiang Lu also had one. The actors crowded a tent with two or three people.


    In the tent, Qin LAN took out her luggage, pink duvet, charging small fan, a small pot of meat, two plush dolls, Pikachu charging treasure, Pink Leopard pillow, stereo, projector


    It''s getting worse.


    Li Tiezhu said, "sister, are you here for vacation?"


    Qin LAN took out a set of black underwear from the box: "women should live gracefully."


    "Don''t you wear it?"


    "I can''t wear it, but I can''t! Moreover, now underwear is sold in sets. I don''t wear it above, but I have to wear it below! Otherwise, it''s easy to catch a cold when wearing a skirt."


    "Sister, you really have a life! You''re busy. I went to shoot there first. Don''t be afraid to hear gunshots and explosions."


    "Go ahead. I''ll clear my things and sleep first. I''m tired."


    "Have you read the script?"


    Drilling out of the tent, Li Tiezhu asked again.


    Qin LAN: "read it?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and left. Have you read it? This sister is unreliable!


    But what can be done? He has invited reliable people. They don''t come.


    Sister Qin LAN, it''s a timely help.


    In fact, the play is being filmed at the moment, but it has just been ng. All props, costumes and scenes need to be restored and remade, and the amount of work is huge.


    Because the actress was not in place, they made the last scene first, that is, the scene that broke the yellow cake deal and left.


    Qin LAN wanted to sleep, but the helicopter flew by suddenly, and there was a strong blow and explosion in the distance. Her small heart was sudden, and she couldn''t sleep at all. So she made up her makeup, put on her sun hat and went out in red high heels to see the film.


    Before walking a few steps, he was blown back by the wind and sand, found a scarf and wrapped his head and face before starting.


    Li Tiezhu, Yin Fang and Zhang Yi are barbecue next to the van full of bullet marks. In the plane not far away, they are preparing to shoot Jiang Lu''s play, the only fighting play in the film. The action director and the retired sergeant of Jiaolong special corps are demonstrating actions with two actors, teaching and explaining at the same time.


    Zhang Yi glanced at Qin LAN coming from a distance and said to Li Tiezhu, "are you here to travel?"


    Yin Fang: "poof..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what else can I do? It''s just a woman. Moreover, her acting skills are no problem, just a little work."


    Zhang Yi said with a smile, "the face of the card is too big for sun Xixi to hold down."


    In addition to saving money, the reason why the play did not invite card stars was that it was convenient for sun Xixi to direct the play.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Qin LAN walking awkwardly on the Gobi desert. The red high heels were too eye-catching. He said, "it seems that it is necessary to adjust her to our style."


    Yin Fang is stupid. What is the word of tiger and wolf?


    Zhang Yi: "this glorious task is up to you! Just like teaching Xiao Zhen, let her sublimate."


    Li Tiezhu went to Qin LAN, but instead of helping her, he said, "sister, you are not allowed to wear high heels in the crew in the future. Go back and change."


    Qin LAN: "don''t worry, sister''s high heels are of good quality."


    "Go back and change it, now!"


    "Why are you so fierce? Hate ~"


    "I don''t want to repeat it a third time."


    "Slightly! Alas..."


    Qin LAN spits out his tongue at Li Tiezhu and falls down.


    Li Tiezhu: "have you sprained your foot?"


    Qin LAN cried out in pain: "it hurts, ah..."


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "how can I say hello? I''m afraid you''ll sprain your feet if I let you change your shoes."


    Qin LAN: "Wuwu... I shouldn''t have promised you, liar, Wuwu... It''s not fun at all, Wuwu..."


    Yes, at the beginning, Li Tiezhu told her how beautiful the Sahara is, what exotic customs, what desert smoke is straight, straight hammer!


    Li Tiezhu squatted down and asked, "can you still walk?"


    "Woo woo..."


    My sister continues to fake crying. The pain is real pain, and crying is fake crying.


    "Well, I''ll carry you on my back, but you must promise me that you must be obedient and obedient in the future, you know?"


    "I see."


    Li Tiezhu turned his back and said, "come up."


    Qin LAN: "your clothes are so dirty. Take off your vest."


    Li Tiezhu: "I call this a tactical vest, not a vest! Come on, you!"


    "Ah... No, it''s dirty and annoying..."


    "Struggle again, I''ll leave you here to live and die. Listen to me!"


    "Woo woo..."


    Not far away, after a few steps, Qin LAN became enthusiastic and waved to other actors.


    "Zhang Yi, why are you so dark? Who is this? Yin Fang? Hello, please take care of it when we meet for the first time. Is that obscene fat man the director? Sun Xixi. What a big plane! Who is the actor in the plane? I haven''t seen him. The young man is very beautiful. What? That''s an actress?"


    Li Tiezhu put her down and said, "Jiang Lu, you have great skills. Don''t mess with her."


    Qin LAN: "what? Does she dare to hit me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "dare."


    Zhang Yi: "ha ha... Sister LAN, she really dares."


    Qin LAN: "er... The barbecue is very delicious. I don''t know if my bodyguard made it delicious."


    Zhang Yi smiled: "can your bodyguard cook?"


    Qin LAN Ao Jiao said, "Waiguo bodyguard, a black man and a white man, can speak Chinese, Chinese food and flip back."


    Li Tiezhu secretly covered his face. They were defective products of the security company. They were rented to sister Qin LAN at a high price. They arrived ten days ago. Both sides were very satisfied. Qin LAN thinks BEI''ER has face, and the two bodyguards also find that the other party''s silly money is easy to fool.


    So... The security company has developed a characteristic industry to provide foreign bodyguards for Chinese stars. The price is extremely high and the profit is huge.


    Li Tiezhu''s sacred status in aenpera religion is getting higher and higher. Thanks to God''s guidance, it turns out that money is so easy to earn.


    Several people began to eat barbecue. Qin LAN continued to show off on the stool:


    "... they can also make pigs and stewed vermicelli. When they asked their girlfriends to play mahjong a few days ago, they also baked sheep kidney. It''s very delicious. My girlfriends envy it to death... Yes! I have bodyguards. Who''s afraid to beat me?"


    Li Tiezhu: "where is your bodyguard?"


    Qin LAN: "


    She didn''t bring it, because Li Tiezhu didn''t allow her to bring it. All the actors in the crew came alone, without assistants, agents, and no bodyguards, except Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu brought black waer and others, but he was not responsible for protecting him alone, but for the security of the whole crew. For this reason, he also transferred ten elite from the front line of Mexico.


    After all, the 20 soldiers provided by the Moroccan military really don''t look like they can fight. I can''t believe it.


    In the military truck, the play started shooting.


    Li Tiezhu and others also went to watch. Jiang Lu fought very hard and fought very badly with foreign dragon sets, but the power gap between men and women was too big to beat and was beaten by the other party.


    Qin Lan''s eyes are falling out. It''s a real fight! Not at all.


    She was suddenly a little worried. Would my character be beaten?


    Will I cry for a long time if I get such a punch?


    How can a girl fight?


    Not elegant.


    "Card! Good, take a break and let''s do it again."


    Sun Xixi has a habit of filming, that is, he has already done it, but he will shoot it again, mainly to prevent gangster scenes. The on-site confirmation time is very short, and sometimes you can''t see the wear.


    The editor on one side starts editing immediately, and you can see the rough cutting effect in two or three minutes.


    Jiang Lu wears coarse clothes, drinks water, and then greets Qin LAN.


    Qin LAN hid behind Li Tiezhu: "Hello!"


    Without a bodyguard.


    Li Tiezhu said, "does it hurt? Why don''t you add some protective equipment to your clothes?"


    Jiang Lu shook her head and said, "that''s not true."


    Soon, filming began again. When Jiang Lu was thrown to the ground, her head hit the ground, but she didn''t stop the sequel.


    Qin LAN saw it and covered her eyes. After shooting, she asked Li Tiezhu, "don''t you have a double?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the double has been shot. The actor will shoot it again. If the double''s action is better, use the double. If it''s similar, use the actor''s lens. Therefore, the double is only the minimum plan."


    Qin LAN muttered, "I don''t know if I play..."


    Li Tiezhu took a deep look at her. This guy really didn''t read the script! Then, wait for me to arrange it. I... Will help you sublimate.

 Chapter 864

    Two more shots were taken, and Jiang Lu was very tired. Fortunately, he finished the play.


    "Hard work, sister."


    Li Tiezhu handed water and towels.


    Jiang Lu, who had a round cut, wiped the sweat on her face and said, "what''s the matter? It''s just her job."


    Qin Lan said, "why do you want to tie your neck? In fact, you can pick his eyes."


    Jiang Lu: "sister lan... When facing the enemy, pull your eyes? He just hurts. He will kill you if he can bear it. Moreover, it''s not a neck hoop. It''s called naked twisting. Jujitsu is a must kill move."


    Li Tiezhu said, "sister Lu is the National Wushu champion and Wu Jing''s junior sister. She can beat you 20, sister LAN."


    Qin LAN didn''t believe it. She thought, I can tickle her. She let go as soon as she smiled. If it''s a man, I can pinch and explode eggs. After all, I''m a master of reasoning.


    The shooting continued. It was a play by Jiang Lu, Zhang Yi and Yin Fang, but Qin Lan was not interested in watching it. She was not interested in fighting and killing and was not elegant.


    So she gracefully jumped back to the grill with one leg and ate meat.


    Gu Shun, played by Li Tiezhu, has been injured and encourages Li to understand the plot of sniping and killing the enemy. He just needs to be taken on the plane by his comrades in arms.


    Therefore, he is also relatively free now, so he went to get an ice bag to check Qin Lan''s feet: "let me see your feet."


    Qin LAN: "ha ha, ha ha... Just look, don''t start, ah, ha ha... Don''t touch my feet, ha ha..."


    Her life is her feet. She is too sensitive and will laugh to death when she is touched.


    "It''s not serious, but it''s going to swell up."


    Li Tiezhu put an ice bag on Qin Lan''s feet.


    Qin LAN trembled: "ah... Good ice, take it away quickly. Ha ha... Hiss..."


    "Shut up."


    Li Tiezhu wrapped the ice bag around her ankle with gauze and let go of her feet.


    Qin LAN looked at Li Tiezhu with watery eyes like that: "don''t bang my feet in the future."


    Li Tiezhu: "it depends on whether you listen or not."


    "Liar! Big pig hoof. Ah ha ha... I''m wrong, good brother..."


    "Well, don''t talk. It''s filming over there."


    Bang!


    With a shot, Tong Li''s enemy was sniped and killed.


    The enemy leader caught by Yang Rui (Zhang Yi) also committed suicide. A group of enemies killed Zhang Yi. His only shelter was the car.


    Tong Li turned back to the ammunition depot in the plane, opened the box containing Stinger missiles, ran out with it and aimed at the helicopter in the sky.


    Helicopters fly remotely because they use live ammunition and missiles are real.


    Launch!


    The missile flies out, scrapes the helicopter, and makes an arc to catch up with the helicopter. The stinger missile has tracking function.


    Boom!


    With a loud bang, the helicopter was blown up.


    Qin LAN covered her ears and looked depressed. Works with war themes are trouble. If she doesn''t understand it, it will explode.


    When the helicopter crashed, the propeller flew to a camera and cut the camera in half with a brush.


    Fortunately, the scene was cleared when shooting this shot. There was no photographer behind the camera.


    After the explosion, the staff entered the site. After inspection, they found that although the camera was broken, the memory card was still there, and the lens was perfect.


    Then there was Zhang Yi. During the explosion, the enemy used rockets to attack his car.


    Boom¡ª¡ª


    Something happened.


    After irregular ejection, a single piece hit Zhang Yi''s left forearm and immediately bled.


    Upon hearing the news, Li Tiezhu ran over and saw that the medical team of the crew was disinfecting and hemostatic Zhang Yi''s wound. The wound was very deep and long.


    Sun Xixi was a little confused: "what should I do? Iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu asked Zhang Yi, "monitor, do you want to go to the hospital? Let the helicopter take you."


    Zhang Yi''s muscles burst out in pain, but he grinned: "go to the hospital... What are you doing? Isn''t there a medical team? I''m fine."


    Li Tiezhu: "can you keep shooting?"


    Zhang Yi: "we have to close it."


    Li Tiezhu said, "not to that extent. You can rest for a few days and we''ll shoot again. We''ll shoot other people''s scenes first."


    At this time, Qin Lan also came in the staff''s car. She didn''t dare to get out of the car to see it. She only looked at the wound from a distance, and she was so scared that she covered her eyes. With what live ammunition! It''s dangerous.


    Zhang Yi suddenly looked at Sun Xixi and said, "director, have you photographed my injury?"


    Sun Xixi: "it''s taken."


    Zhang Yi: "how about the effect? If the effect is good, I''ll be injured in the last battle. It''s still a little unscientific after playing all the way."


    Sun Xixi nodded: "the effect is no problem."


    At this time, the medical staff were about to bandage him.


    Zhang Yi refused, grinned and said, "don''t deal with it first. Just stop bleeding. Just keep shooting like this. There''s no need to wear injured makeup. After a few shots, deal with it after shooting. Who, give me a sealing needle, and I can last for half an hour."


    The medical staff did not dare to make decisions and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "hit! Monitor, I''ll change what you said."


    Zhang Yi smiled and didn''t speak. It hurt so much.


    Qin LAN feels incredible. What else should he shoot when he is injured? Li Tiezhu really doesn''t treat actors as people. When recording variety shows, he thought the child was very good. Unexpectedly, when he came to the crew, he was a tyrant.


    In the next scene, Li understand drives with the injured Gu Shun (Li Tiezhu) to pick up Zhang Yi.


    The injured Yang Rui managed to solve several enemies around him. Five enemy armored vehicles rushed to Yang Rui with the enemy.


    Yang Rui did not dare to throw away the gun. He could only pick up the pendant of the enemy leader with his injured left hand and board Li understand''s car.


    Withdraw to the plane controlled by Tong Li.


    The three got on the plane. Before the enemy caught up, the plane took off. They withdrew smoothly with yellow cakes.


    The scene is over.


    Zhang Yi was sent by helicopter to Rabat, the capital of Morocco, for treatment. In his case, he needs to check whether he has hurt his muscles and bones, and then come back to shoot.


    The staff who went with him sent a message that Zhang Yi''s injury was not serious. They could come back and continue shooting after observing in the hospital for two days.


    The crew has been moving to the next shooting location, a small town.


    They will shoot the first battle of land operations there.


    In fact, actors such as Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei have arrived there and are waiting to start shooting. Li Zhixuan plays vice captain Jiaolong and blaster Xu Hong. Wu Lei plays Zhuang Yu who will die in battle. The reason why he is allowed to play Zhuang Yu is that he is better looking and easier to empathize.


    Just, I don''t know how Wu Lei will look when he sees his aunt Qin LAN.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu won''t tell Wu Lei that his aunt is coming. It depends on the reaction of the goods. At the same time, he didn''t tell Qin Lan that Wu Lei is in the play. In fact, Li Tiezhu, Li Zhixuan and Wang Xiaokai have secretly built a wechat group to bet whether Wu Lei will continue his strategy.


    When they meet, Li Zhixuan and Li Tiezhu will take out their mobile phones to shoot Wu Lei.


    Considering that the actors have worked too hard all day, so take a night off here and go to the town tomorrow. The staff are also hard, but there are many people, so they can take turns to rest.


    After dinner, the foreign actors gathered around the fire to chat.


    Yin Fang and Jiang Lu couldn''t get up with the foreign actors, so they went back to their tents to have a rest.


    Suddenly, a strange voice came from Qin Lan''s tent.


    "Ah... Good brother, don''t do this. I''m dying. Ha ha... My sister can''t stand it! Please don''t touch..."


    "Are you afraid? Are you obedient?"


    "Listen, oh... No, please..."


    Yin Fang and Jiang Lu looked at each other strangely, and their expressions became particularly wonderful.


    At this time, sun Xixi also came and took them away. After walking far away, sun Xixi said, "you didn''t hear anything, you know?"


    Jiang Lu smiled: "what''s the director talking about? It''s been fried all day today. My ears are still buzzing and can''t hear clearly."


    Yin Fangtai is young: "sister Lu, the director said that tie Zhu touched sister Qin LAN."


    Sun Xixi and Jiang Lu look at Yin Fang at the same time.


    Yin Fang blushed: "sorry, I don''t know anything..."


    Sun Xixi: "let''s go and drink. I have Maotai brought by iron pillars."


    Inside the tent, Qin LAN gasped on the ground, her hair messy on her pretty face, crazy.


    Li Tiezhu is not a person. She has to finish reading the script overnight and write an 800 character biography to him. Crazy! How can you finish reading such a thick script in one night? And write a biography. Why is it so troublesome to make a film?


    Qin LAN resolutely refused, and then was scratched by Li Tiezhu. Begging for mercy didn''t work. She scratched for five minutes.


    Li Tiezhu looked down at Qin LAN and said coldly, "this time five minutes, the next time six minutes, one more minute."


    Qin LAN: "liar!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you call me?"


    Qin LAN: "good brother."


    "Scripts and biographies?"


    "I''ll see it right away. 800 words, right? I''m ok."


    "Well, ask me if you don''t understand."


    "OK."


    "Be good!"


    Li Tiezhu opened the tent door and left. He made you disobedient and killed you.


    to have a tender heart for the fair sex?


    It doesn''t exist!


    Li Tiezhu will not show mercy because she is a woman.


    After a rest, Qin LAN got up and sorted her hair. Fortunately, it was short hair. She angrily took out her tablet to read the script. It seems that she will stay up late tonight.


    Li Tiezhu slept soundly. Even if Yin Fang nearby was snoring, it did not affect Li Tiezhu''s sleep quality, because... He played louder.


    Poor Qin LAN, reading the script, saw 1 a.m. and spent two hours scratching her ears and cheeks writing a biography.


    The next day, Qin Lan was still dozing off on the bus of the program group. She leaned against Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and fell asleep.


    Well, I didn''t wear that.


    The maintenance is very good. The shape, size and elasticity are all excellent.


    Li Tiezhu felt very real, with a touch of body temperature. Although the sisters'' brain is not very easy to use, their body is still very easy to use. No wonder the bitch of big snake pill coveted her.


    well!


    I''m going to the small town soon. I''m looking forward to meeting with big snake pill!


    Check the power of the mobile phone. It''s full. Very good. Be sure to take a picture of the response of the goods.

 Chapter 865

    Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan play Gobang on the roadside downstairs of a dilapidated hotel in the small town. It''s really boring. They can''t understand TV. There''s no signal on the Internet. It''s too uncomfortable.


    "Hey, hey..."


    Li Zhixuan smiled strangely while playing chess.


    Wu Lei: "smile hammer, you silly criticism! Can you laugh when you lose?"


    Li Zhixuan gave Wu Lei a strange look: "happy! See the iron pillar again. Are you happy to play with your big tongue?"


    Wu Lei nodded perfunctorily: "happy, happy... I knew it was so boring, so I brought the ps5."


    Li Zhixuan: "hey hey... It''s not boring. It''s not boring right away. It''s fun when the iron pillar comes."


    They are playing chess on the roadside of the hotel, just waiting for Li Tiezhu.


    Of course, Li Zhixuan wants to see the excitement more.


    Wu Lei played a mother and son with aunt Qin LAN ten years ago. Two years ago, the goods suddenly began to crave people''s bodies. They also raided for a few months. Finally, they were scolded as abnormal and ended miserably. After that, I heard that the two had no contact.


    Soon, they will meet again. Think about it and be happy for them.


    The program team''s motorcade is slowly driving into the town. The road is rough and the car is bumpy all the way.


    Qin Lan was awakened by itching, and her eyes were a little confused. She found that she fell asleep on Li Tiezhu''s arm. With the bumps of the car, she felt a little reaction. Her face is a little hot. Keep pretending to sleep? Or wake up?


    Li Tiezhu is wearing a short sleeved T-shirt, separated by a layer of cloth. Won''t he feel it?


    The car bumped again.


    Another friction, Qin Lan''s body shook and knew that she couldn''t hide. The touch was mutual. She could feel it. Li Tiezhu couldn''t feel it.


    "Well..."


    She chose to wake up, sit up and rub her eyes, pretending to be calm.


    Li Tiezhu looked at her: "wake up?"


    Qin LAN looked out of the window and said, "it''s too bumpy. I woke up. Have I slept for a long time? Is this coming soon?"


    Li Tiezhu didn''t expose her. Anyway, he gradually felt her "awakening", which was as loud as a copper pea.


    "Into the city, now go to the hotel? The crew has contracted a hotel, but the conditions are not very good."


    "Can I take a bath?"


    "There is water, but I heard that the water is often cut off and I can take a bath occasionally."


    "That''s OK, you too. There are no nanny cars. There are one nanny car for those domestic production teams. The larger ones have an RV and even a bathtub."


    "The biography is not good. It''s too boastful and superficial. You don''t understand the essence of Xia Nan''s role."


    "Isn''t it revenge for the dead husband and children?"


    "Today, I read the script twice and write a 1000 word biography, but I still can''t pass it. I read it three times and write 1200 words, and so on."


    "Sobbing... I''m on a thief''s boat. Can you let me go home? I won''t shoot anymore, brother."


    "Hey! Naive!"


    "Woo woo... Eh? Is there a milk tea shop in this city?"


    Qin LAN suddenly jumped off.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously glanced at her chest and thought, I don''t know if there is tea.


    Qin lanbai glanced at Li Tiezhu, but did not dare to scold him. He was afraid.


    He found it!


    Before long, the team arrived at the door of the hotel and everyone got off one after another.


    "Iron pillar!"


    "Han PI!"


    Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei left Gobang and rushed towards the car. Li Zhixuan decisively took out his mobile phone, walked around Wu Lei''s side and began to shoot a video.


    Li Tiezhu was waiting for Qin LAN at the door of the car. Her legs were inconvenient. When she heard Wu Lei''s voice, she subconsciously took out her mobile phone.


    Wu Lei ran over and said, "take a hammer?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "yes!"


    Wu Lei jumps up to kick Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu dodges. Wu Lei is just standing by the door. Yu Guang sees a beautiful woman getting off the bus. He immediately looks at it with interest, and then... The smile on his face freezes.


    Qin Lan was stunned and stood in the door at a loss. How could this dead pervert be there?


    Li Zhixuan secretly poked the fire: "aunt Qin LAN, how are you? Are you happy to see your mother? I''ve seen your TV play. Be stunned! Call your mother."


    Wu Lei understands. No wonder these two bitches beat me with their mobile phones. They were waiting for me here? With his understanding of his roommate, he was plotted. They all knew Qin Lan was coming and didn''t tell him.


    He didn''t want to understand. This round he had been planted, so he had to call people around his neck: "Hello, sister LAN, meet again!"


    Qin LAN: "Hey! Good son."


    Wu Lei: "


    Qin LAN doesn''t behave too well. This abnormal greedy thing about her can''t be known, otherwise she won''t be laughed to death?


    She thought Li Tiezhu didn''t know. In fact, Li Tiezhu and others knew it clearly.


    Wu Lei is full of sharing spirit. During the introduction, he shared everything with three roommates. Sometimes there is also a crowdfunding strategy routine, and Li Tiezhu also mentioned some bad ideas.


    What is this?


    He often shares the details of what he did with an aunt, and sometimes there is a picture of the truth.


    Li Tiezhu held back his smile and said, "play with your tongue. Hold your mother quickly. Her foot is sprained."


    Wu Lei second understood and said to Qin LAN, "sister LAN, let me carry you!"


    Qin LAN frowned and said, "don''t! Iron pillar carries me."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and said, "I''m tired."


    Qin LAN: "then I''ll go by myself. My son is thin, so I won''t bother him."


    Wu Lei is very lost.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help more. He had to go over and stretch out his hand and say, "come on, sister LAN, I''ll help you up."


    Qin LAN pounced on Li Tiezhu''s back: "you''d better carry me. You''re too lazy to walk."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    It''s a little uncomfortable to be pushed by big steamed bread.


    Wu Lei is even worse. She is indeed a woman who can''t be attacked. Her brain is too wonderful. She is blind to her flesh.


    Li Tiezhu left with Qin LAN on his back. The luggage was taken by the staff.


    Wu Lei stood in place, akimbo sighed: "I would have turned my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch!"


    Li Zhixuan took his mobile phone and shot it with his face: "Hey, hey..."


    Wu Lei: "laugh a chicken!"


    Li Zhixuan: "yes."


    Then the two fought. Of course Wu Lei couldn''t beat the tall and strong Li Zhixuan.


    Li Tiezhu went up the fourth floor with Qin LAN on his back. The hotel has five floors and there is no elevator. There''s something wrong with carrying her. The copper pea is not very comfortable. She was wearing a thick tactical vest when carrying her yesterday. She didn''t feel much. It''s different today.


    Fortunately, it''s finally here.


    Li Tiezhu put Qin LAN into the chair and gave her a white look.


    Qin Lan''s cheek was slightly hot: "slightly ~"


    "You still have reason?"


    "Slightly..."


    "Can you get your feet down?"


    "No, it hurts. It''s still swollen!"


    "Hey, wait, I''ll get the equipment to help you."


    Li Tiezhu went out.


    Qin LAN took a breath and held her cheeks in her hands. She just wanted to be angry with Wu Lei. In addition, Li Tiezhu carried her back yesterday. Unexpectedly, she woke up again. It''s strange, 456


    The staff moved their luggage up one after another, and Li Tiezhu also came with some tools in his hand.


    First, Li Tiezhu took out a needle and burned it with a lighter for a while to stab Qin Lan''s swollen ankle.


    Qin LAN screamed: "no! Help! Help -"


    Wu Lei, Li Zhixuan, Jiang Lu and some other staff all ran over and thought something had happened. It turned out that it was just a foot treatment.


    Qin Lan''s pierced ankle gave out black congestion.


    Li Tiezhu ignited a small cotton ball, put it into a small glass bottle for combustion, then stamped out the ball, covered the glass bottle on the mouth with congestion, and with the cooling of the air in the bottle, the suction increased, just like pulling out a fire pot to suck out the congestion.


    Qin LAN trembled. It was not pain, but fear.


    Li Tiezhu said: "if you recover normally, it will take about a week, which will delay the shooting progress. If you discharge the congestion like this, you can walk immediately and recover in two days."


    Wu Lei walked in with his hands on his back and said, "thanks, Han PI! For my face, remember to take care of sister LAN."


    Qin LAN ignored the pervert and held Tiezhu''s arm and said, "my good brother and sister want to drink milk tea. You see, I sprained my feet in order to help you film."


    Wu Lei: "I''ll buy it."


    Qin Lan said, "then go. My son is so filial when he grows up."


    Wu Lei: "


    I''m really going to buy milk tea? This broken city has shit milk tea!


    However, Wu Lei can''t go back on his words. Wu Lei can only go to the milk tea shop. Of course, he also dragged Li Zhixuan''s goods together.


    When the others left, Li Tiezhu said, "is the swelling reduced?"


    Qin LAN let him go and hit him: "hate! Don''t say it!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what I said is that the swelling of the ankle is reduced. What do you think? Day by day..."


    Qin LAN looked down. It was really flowing out with the congestion. The swelling was obvious and it didn''t hurt so much.


    "Twice the script, a thousand word biography, don''t forget."


    "I see."


    "Good!"


    Li Tiezhu left and went back to his room to take a bath. He has been nailed in the Gobi desert for half a month and hasn''t taken a bath because of lack of water.


    The worst thing is Wu Lei. After looking for several streets, there is no milk tea shop. When asked, he knows that they don''t drink milk tea at all.


    At lunch, I took a look at Qin LAN and found that big tongue was playing with the goods. I smiled and left. To be honest, through these two days of contact, sister Wu Lei''s greedy LAN is not purely abnormal. The main thing is that the other party does have greedy capital.


    Qin LAN walks downstairs to the restaurant. Wu Lei is very disappointed and blames Li Tiezhu for curing Qin LAN too early.


    Li Zhixuan encouraged the three people to eat at the same table and discuss the new strategy plan while eating.


    Wu Lei is also eager to try. He has been scolded. What''s the matter? As long as there is a chance, big tongue will not give up. It''s not certain who will scold at that time. Scold her face.


    After dinner, Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan went shopping again. They said they wanted to choose a good gift to help big tongue repair the rift with his mother.


    Qin LAN walked back by herself... Doing her homework, but climbing the stairs was still very difficult for her. Her feet couldn''t stand it.


    So she stood at the corner of the stairs and looked at Li Tiezhu who was still drinking soup.


    Li Tiezhu also looked at her, seconds understand.


    After drinking the soup, Li Tiezhu consciously went to recite Qin LAN. As soon as he recited it, Li Tiezhu was surprised. He turned and looked at sister LAN. The pea was gone!


    Qin LAN lay on his back and broke Li Tiezhu''s face in both hands.


    Li Tiezhu went upstairs with her on his back: "that''s right! Obviously you don''t wear it... That''s polite!"

 Chapter 866

    After returning to Qin Lan''s room, Li Tiezhu ordered Qin LAN to open her tablet, download a sin Gang app for her, pour in the script, list it as a must read book every day, and read it for two hours every day.


    Qin LAN wondered, "what are you doing? I can read the script when I read the app..."


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and began to scan the code link. After a while, he explained: "yes, sister. You certainly didn''t concentrate on reading the script, so I recommend you use this mandatory software. You can''t quit the program without completing the reading time every day. In addition, it also supports parental supervision and homework release."


    "Parents?"


    "I''ve set it up. Your daily reading will be sent to my mobile phone. I can also publish your daily homework directly through my mobile phone, and I can also check and correct your submitted homework. How about it? WOW?"


    "You... Go too far!"


    "Sister, this is to help you become a better you! Come on!"


    "OK..."


    Li Tiezhu nodded to sister Qin LAN with expectation, gave her a hard look, and then withdrew.


    Qin LAN stared at the empty door and tilted his head. How could he be a parent?


    There is a strange feeling of being manipulated.


    Forget it, I''d better read the script first. Zhang Yi and his team are fighting so hard for this play. They still can''t lag behind. They should be elegant.


    She poured herself a glass of white water and sat at her desk reading with a tablet in her arms.


    "Di! Today''s reading task has been started. Come on, little penyou, your parents are monitoring your reading progress on your mobile phone. Study hard and make progress every day!"


    "Di! Your parents released today''s homework and completed the writing of a thousand word biography. You should finish your homework carefully!"


    "Hiss -"


    Qin Lan''s expression suddenly became strange. What did the little guy think of me?


    Li Tiezhu was very idle because he was not a director. In order to see the orderly arrangement of the shooting site, he did nothing but to fight with the landlords who came back from the streets after Wu Lei and Li Zhixuan.


    Wu Lei has been complaining: "this small town is so broken that you can''t buy a decent gift. How can you attack aunt?"


    Li Zhixuan: "hey hey... This is your strategy, mom."


    Li Tiezhu mended his knife: "what about buying gifts? Will she accept them?"


    Wu Lei: "I have to try. You''ve been stuck here for two months. You''re bored. You have to find some copies to play with."


    Li Tiezhu: "forget it, shoot carefully. Don''t make a moth. I''ll see how I deal with you."


    Wu Lei: "don''t worry, don''t delay."


    After winning a game, Li Tiezhu took advantage of Wu Lei''s shuffle and took out his mobile phone.


    Eh?


    How long has it been?


    Reading progress is only six minutes? Did you fall asleep?


    Li Tiezhu frowned and decisively clicked the urging button. It''s too inconvenient!


    This little pot friend is not good!


    In the next room, Qin LAN, who was playing a stand-alone change game with a mobile phone, was greatly jumped by the urging prompt sent by the tablet.


    "Drop! Little basin friend, you are lazy again! Your parents urge you to continue to complete the reading task."


    Qin LAN: "shut up! Bah! Kill you!"


    This broken app is really hard to say. She keeps opening the script. If she doesn''t turn the page, it will be defaulted that she is not reading. If she turns the page too fast, she will be warned. Even if she doesn''t stare at the tablet, she will be detected.


    It''s so difficult for me.


    "Di! It is detected that xiaopenyou is uncivilized and has been reported to his parents."


    "You... I won''t charge you."


    "Drop! You''re finished, little pot friend. Your parents are on their way. Today is a good day ~"


    "Ah?"


    Dong Dong Dong


    There was a knock at the door.


    Qin LAN quickly put down her mobile phone, sat upright and read the script.


    "Who?"


    "Me!"


    "The door is unlocked."


    "Why not read the script?"


    Li Tiezhu came in, stared at Qin LAN and asked.


    Qin Lan''s eyes flickered. She didn''t dare to look at Li Tiezhu. She pinched and said, "I... I''m not feeling well... Just take a break."


    Li Tiezhu: "turn on the mobile phone."


    "Ah?"


    "Ah, what?"


    "Oh..."


    "What is this?"


    "Costume change game, stand-alone version. The model is made by myself, very much like me, used to match clothes..."


    "What''s so funny about this broken game?"


    "It''s fun. It can match all kinds of clothes and shapes. I also bought a lot of clothes."


    "Do you still spend money playing games? How much did it cost?"


    "More than 20000..."


    "You... Women are gold eaters."


    "Bah! You talk nonsense, I didn''t swallow... Bah!"


    "Confiscate your mobile phone and return it to you after completing your homework."


    "Eh? Put it down! Li Tiezhu, if you go too far, I''ll be angry!"


    Wu Lei next door washed his cards and looked at Li Zhixuan suspiciously.


    Li Zhixuan shrugged: "it seems that there is a quarrel."


    Wu Lei: "I don''t play the iron pillar card anymore. What''s the quarrel with sister LAN suddenly?"


    Li Zhixuan: "who knows?"


    Then, the voice next door suddenly became wrong. It was Qin Lan''s voice. It was very loud and uncomfortable. It was still begging for mercy.


    But the sound didn''t stop. It lasted for several minutes.


    Qin LAN seems to be crying?


    Li Zhixuan looked at Wu Lei strangely: "big tongue play, keep calm!"


    Wu Lei''s expression gradually became abnormal: "Wow! The iron pillar is hidden. It''s powerful..."


    "Aren''t you angry?"


    "Why are you angry?"


    "Aren''t you going to prepare for a new strategy?"


    "Yes, but it''s good to win the iron pillar. The fat water doesn''t flow to outsiders."


    "Your consciousness is high enough!"


    "That''s, let iron pillar describe it later..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu came back with Qin Lan''s mobile phone to continue playing cards.


    Wu Lei said with a bad smile, "is it moist?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what?"


    "Aunt run?"


    "What are you talking about?"


    "We all heard it."


    "I taught her a lesson in the past. I didn''t do the task I released to her. I dared to play with my mobile phone."


    "Mission? Wow... Play cards, play cards!"


    At dinner, sun Xixi proudly announced that the layout of "battlefield" was completed and shooting could start early tomorrow morning. The actors and staff applauded.


    Sun Xixi said again about the shooting plan. Tomorrow, we will shoot the battle between the enemy and the army. The protagonists will carry out anchor hook climbing and rapid landing training. The day after tomorrow, we will officially shoot the protagonists.


    It took more than two months before the training, which was very professional. This training was just to whet the gun. I was afraid that the actors would pull their crotch or get injured during the formal performance. In addition, it was also to wait for Zhang Yi to return to the team.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu is ready to go to sun Xixi to talk about the shooting progress, but Qin LAN holds the clothes.


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    Qin LAN poked Li Tiezhu''s arm with her finger: "mobile phone."


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and opened the supervision app.


    "Di! Your little pot friend is very good and has successfully completed the reading task. Reward her."


    Qin Lan''s face turned red. What''s all this?


    It''s shameful.


    Li Tiezhu returned her cell phone and said, "don''t forget to do your homework."


    Qin LAN: "Oh!"


    Li Tiezhu left. He didn''t feel anything wrong at all, because everything was to make a good film. What''s wrong?


    Wu Lei came up to the thief: "sister LAN, how can iron pillar confiscate your mobile phone? What game are you playing?"


    Qin Lan''s shame burst out: "it''s none of your business! Pervert!"


    Wu Lei: "I''m sick, you..."


    "Get out!"


    Sister LAN roared fiercely, turned around and jumped upstairs.


    Others looked at Wu Lei. Wu Lei looked embarrassed and said, "menopause... Unfriendly..."


    That night, after sister LAN returned to her room, she still wrote a one thousand word biography of characters in good order and submitted it to her parents for approval in the sin Gang app. She waited nervously for the results and dared not play with her mobile phone.


    Half an hour later, the parents sent encouraging news: "good! Continue to work hard. Be good!"


    Sister Lan was instantly excited and replied, "thank you."


    Then she found something wrong with herself. Why am I so happy to be recognized by him? It doesn''t make sense!


    Is it the legendary Pew?


    Yes!


    Li Tiezhu''s actions have become very evil. He''s not old enough to blame me for being too elegant?


    The next morning, when Qin LAN had breakfast, he went to test Li Tiezhu: "brother, why don''t you uninstall the app? My sister doesn''t feel very comfortable. It seems to be what you did..."


    "Give me your cell phone. Be good after shooting the play and doing the task."


    Li Tiezhu wiped his mouth, took Qin Lan''s mobile phone and left. Today, they trained, but Qin Lan was going to shoot a drag racing scene in the field.


    Qin Lan was shocked. My mobile phone


    It seems that Li Tiezhu is only for filming, and he has no evil mind at all.


    However, Rao is so. She can''t stand Qin LAN. She has a strange feeling. She tossed for a long time last night before she fell asleep. It''s too difficult.


    In the next half month, everyone was working hard and tired. They almost fell asleep as soon as they returned to the hotel.


    Li Tiezhu sometimes doesn''t meet Qin LAN face to face. He just publishes task inspection homework through app. In view of her being more and more obedient, he doesn''t take her mobile phone much.


    Because of Li Tiezhu''s strict requirements, Qin Lan''s understanding of the role is more and more in-depth. In addition, her acting skills are solid, and the shooting effect is also very good.


    Her play has come to an end. Qin LAN will go back to record a variety show for a week tomorrow.


    That night, she called Li Tiezhu to her room and said, "Tiezhu, you see, my sister has been so good for half a month. Let''s unload the app? Anyway, I''m going home to record the program..."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! Your self-control ability is too poor. You have to do your homework during the variety show."


    Qin LAN looked carefully at Li Tiezhu''s eyes and saw only a clear.


    Am I thinking too much?


    Obviously, the game looks dirty, but he is so righteous. It must be my unhealthy mind. I need to change and be elegant


    Sister LAN left with self reproach and became more active in completing her tasks every day. Although the "parents" were not nearby, Li Tiezhu with poor network could not even supervise from time to time, and she was not lazy


    He must be for my good!

 Chapter 867

    On December 21, the shooting mission of operation Red Sea in North Africa and the Middle East ended.


    After nearly three months, the actors were exhausted, and the staff stayed here for a little half a year, which was even harder.


    The rest of the story is about pirates hijacking merchant ships. Shooting in the South China Sea, Li Tiezhu and Qin LAN don''t have to go because they don''t have a part.


    That night, the film creators came to Paris to fly back to China.


    Li Tiezhu contracted a Chinese restaurant in Paris and invited everyone to a green killing banquet in advance, because he won''t go back to the crew again. Tomorrow he will fly to Norway to see lengba.


    Chinese restaurants are opened by Chinese people and are still not very authentic, but this does not prevent everyone from eating. After all, after rolling in the desert for a few months, sows have long been competing with mink cicadas. Usually they can''t even eat vegetables.


    After a big meal, they returned to the hotel and made an appointment in groups to drink, sing or play cards.


    It''s hard to relax.


    Because there are too many equipment and personnel in the program group, the charter plane has to transport the equipment and staff first. Therefore, the actors and creators have to stay in Paris for two days, which also happens to have the opportunity for them to travel or shopping.


    Li Tiezhu, Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei live in a suite, one room for each person. In the evening, they watch ball games in front of the TV and drink and chat.


    Wu Lei said, "Han PI, long life? I want to be a godfather."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t have three roommates about lengba''s pregnancy. Although they are all coquettish and cheap, they will keep their mouths shut on key issues.


    Li Tiezhu said, "the due date is next March. You can be a godfather. The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked. Besides, brother pheasant has reserved a godfather quota. Dare you rob him?"


    Wu Lei: "forget it. I''ll seal a big red envelope in 100 days."


    Li Zhixuan said, "how big is it?"


    Wu Lei: "99999 yuan. Is it big enough?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I thank you for the two children. It''s good to play uncle big tongue. One 99999 red envelope for each."


    Wu Leidun frowned, "are they two?"


    Li Tiezhu: "dragon and Phoenix fetus."


    Wu Lei: "ah... Then, two red envelopes. Hammer, it''s your turn."


    Li Zhixuan shrugged: "brother, you know me. I''m so poor that I have only money left. Then... Give the kids a suite for each person."


    Wu Lei: "


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no, change a simpler one."


    Li Zhixuan was confused: "what do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu: "discount."


    Li Zhixuan said, "forget it. I''ll 99999, too."


    Wu Lei asked, "pillar, I''m going to Norway tomorrow. Don''t go to my aunt''s room tonight?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how many times have I told you? I have no such relationship with her."


    Wu Lei: "cut! I''ve done all the tasks, but I still say I''m a serious person? Don''t worry, I won''t be jealous. I''m flirting with two aunts at the same time. Hey! Why don''t you call my aunt to your room? Although I failed in the strategy, I can hear a loud noise."


    Li Zhixuan: "are you special... Really abnormal!"


    Wu Lei: "don''t you want to hear?"


    Li Zhixuan: "yes."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head silently. In the past two months, he has explained it countless times, but it''s useless. In addition, at the beginning, sister Qin Lan was really bad and always lazy every once in a while. Li Tiezhu punished her and made her scream. It was always inevitable to misunderstand when she was heard.


    In this regard, Li Tiezhu is also very helpless. I just help her sublimate herself.


    No explanation!


    A clean hand wants no washing.


    Knock knock knock


    The door was knocked.


    Wu Lei went to open the door. He was surprised and shouted, "Auntie! You''re here? Welcome. Just now Tiezhu was still thinking of you."


    Qin LAN came in with a bottle of red wine and some barbecue. She looked at Wu Lei with vigilance. Then she quickly walked in and sat down next to Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu made her feel safe.


    In the past two months, Wu Lei surprisingly didn''t harass her, which made her feel much better, but she still firmly believed that this guy was a pervert.


    Tonight, if she hadn''t come to thank Li Tiezhu, she would never have come to face Wu Lei.


    Qin LAN bought a bottle of expensive wine and ordered some takeout barbecue to share with Li Tiezhu. She also has a good impression of Li Zhixuan. This is a rich second generation with three views. In short, it is not like a pervert.


    The four were drinking and chatting.


    Then sun Xixi and Zhang Yi also came, and the atmosphere gradually warmed up.


    Watching Barcelona on TV hammered by his opponent, Sun Xi was furious and scolded Barcelona executives as stupid as pigs.


    He said: "if I manage Barcelona, I will give up the old Suarez and focus on supporting and introducing new people."


    Li Tiezhu said: "does Su ya go to Atletico Madrid for free and help Atletico Madrid beat Real Madrid and Barcelona to win the league title?"


    Sun Xixi: "it''s impossible! Su Ya doesn''t have this strength. Besides, as long as there is no suction, Barcelona will be invincible."


    Zhang Yi: "Barcelona probably met Bayern in the Champions League. Don''t blow it."


    Sun Xixi: "Bayern is a fart! Kill him directly."


    Li Tiezhu said: "I don''t think Barcelona can get eight goals. According to their backcourt level... If they only play half-time attack and defense, it''s hard to hit the super."


    Sun Xixi: "if Barcelona can score eight goals by Bayern, I will eat Xiang directly!"


    It''s really impossible for everyone to laugh. It''s the universe team.


    More than half a year later, when the film was released, these guys surrounded sun Xixi again: "what you said last year is still counted?"


    Zhang Yi followed Li Tiezhu to make a TV play soldier assault, which became popular in an instant, so he was very grateful to Li Tiezhu. Judging from the current shooting quality of "operation Red Sea", he has a hunch that he will be angry, so he is more grateful to Li Tiezhu.


    "San duo, don''t say anything. It''s all in the wine. I can''t have today without your help."


    "The monitor is polite to me. What? Drink!"


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t think it''s his own credit. With Zhang Yi''s acting skills and hard work, it''s sooner or later.


    This time, he was injured and insisted on filming. He never complained and tired. He made war films in plaster. This is not what ordinary people can stand. When there were difficult moves during the shooting, he gave two more shots to close. On dedication, Li Tiezhu has never met an actor more dedicated than Zhang Yi, except Cheng Dalong.


    It is worth mentioning that some time ago, Cheng Dalong, Li Tiezhu''s master, made a special call to ask how the shooting of operation Red Sea was going. He has time recently and can enjoy visiting.


    Li Tiezhu immediately refused to let you guest star? I might as well find Mr. Guo gangde!


    Besides, the vast desert, where can I find you a furniture city?


    "Is there a new play next year?"


    Zhang Yi asked. The guy drank too much and was a little drunk.


    Li Tiezhu: "next year, I''ll shoot the second part of people in the embarrassing way, Thailand. In addition to Xu Shan and me, there''s also Fang Bo. What''s the matter? Is the monitor interested in guest starring?"


    Qin LAN raised her hand first: "I''m coming!"


    Zhang Yi is also unwilling to be behind others: "of course I''ll come and play your film. I earned it."


    That''s right. Zhang Yi has been making more and more films recently. He also starred in a brilliant TV play and a film with explosive acting skills, gradually moving towards the highest rank in the film and television industry.


    Gradually, everyone drank a little high. After all, in addition to Qin Lan''s bottle of red wine, there were three bottles of Maotai brought by Li Tiezhu.


    In the absence of pine nut, three bottles of Baijiu belong to many.


    Songzhuer has the function of reducing one bottle.


    In the early morning, several people were drunk. Wu Lei wanted to start with Qin LAN. Li Tiezhu resolutely stopped the liquor Bureau and asked everyone to go back to their houses.


    Qin LAN dragged behind with a red face and said to Li Tiezhu, "parents, why didn''t you release your homework today?"


    Li Tiezhu helped her back to her room: "what homework do you have after the scenes? Have a good rest these two days."


    "Tomorrow, where are you going to play? The Arc de Triomphe or the Louvre?"


    "I''m going skiing in Norway. Do you take a bath?"


    "Wash it. I''ll go skiing, too!"


    "Can I put water in the bathtub?"


    "Yes, I haven''t bathed for half a month. I''ll never shoot your play again. It''s too difficult."


    "OK! I don''t want to use you yet. If no actor wants to come... Take your laundry and take a bath, I''ll wait outside. I''m afraid you''ll drown in the bathtub."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu drank a little too much, otherwise he wouldn''t be so presumptuous. Of course, his worry is not superfluous. Qin Lan''s brain is no different from him.


    After two months of training, Qin LAN didn''t see the outside. She turned out her little pants and pajamas and was going to take a bath.


    Li Tiezhu collapsed on the chair and said, "take the small cover and don''t want to wear it? What a big person? We should form good habits."


    "Oh. Where is it small? It''s very big."


    Qin LAN is as good as the flow. After being taught by Li Tiezhu for two months, she has no secret about Li Tiezhu. Even zihi electric toys have been confiscated by Li Tiezhu twice. The reason is that she doesn''t have enough energy to shoot during the day and can''t play with toys at night.


    No, there is a big Mac charging at the head of the bed. Li Tiezhu is numb. Sister LAN can play.


    Qin LAN took the small mask to take a bath.


    Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone and made a video call with songzhuer. He didn''t see him for more than two months. It''s strange.


    If Li Tiezhu is asked to choose his favorite person, of course, it is songzhu''er. After all... Their brain circuits are the most in tune.


    "Pillar! I miss you! Have you seen lengba? I want to see the little dragon and Phoenix fetus."


    "Not yet. I''m in Paris today and I''ll go tomorrow."


    "Really? I just had a video with lengba. Her stomach has become so big and cute! I want to have a baby too!"


    "I''ll give it to you next time."


    "But you haven''t reached the legal age for marriage."


    "Never mind! Just get married before you have children. The time is about the same."


    "Yes, roar ~ eh? The thing charged at the head of the bed is so evil! There is a woman in your room? Who is it? Let me see who has such a good life!"


    "This is sister Qin Lan''s room. She drank too much. I helped her back."


    "What about her?"


    "Take a bath."


    "Then go over there and I''ll talk to her. Hey, hey, hey..."


    "Why did I go there when she took a bath? Didn''t I play rogue? She fainted. I''m afraid she''ll drown. I''m just waiting for her here. Don''t think about it!"


    "Wow! I know sister Lan''s figure. Tut Tut, bamboo shoot type..."


    "It''s peach."


    "You know that? Hey, hey..."


    "Just rub it once accidentally. Don''t talk nonsense. Be careful to be heard and yawn... I''m so tired. I won''t make military movies in the future. I''m too tired."


    "Miss you, come back and give me a little life!"


    They chatted one after another, and there was no integrity. Anyway, songzhuer was very open. Even if Li Tiezhu and Qin LAN were communicating at a negative distance, she could video calmly.


    In the bathroom, Qin Lan''s face was hot. She couldn''t hear the voice of chatting outside, but her body still became itchy.


    Wine is really magical. It can melt the mask on the face and reveal its nature.


    Qin LAN soaked in warm water and completed a wonderful self redemption. Then he put on his pants and small hood, put on his pajamas and came out.


    Ah... Comfortable.


    Huh?


    Why is Li Tiezhu still asleep?


    Yes, Li Tiezhu was tired of filming recently. After drinking again tonight, he chatted with his fiancee songzhuer, so he fell on Qin Lan''s bed. After chatting for a while, he fell asleep.


    Qin LAN came out in her thin pajamas and was a little shy. However, she found Li Tiezhu asleep in her bed.


    This


    Move Li Tiezhu back? She doesn''t have that strength.


    Go and ask Li Zhixuan and Wu leina pervert to drag their brother back? She doesn''t want to go and see Wu Lei.


    But let him sleep in his own bed is not the way.


    What should I do?


    Qin Lan thought for a while and decided to wake Li Tiezhu up. She patted Li Tiezhu''s rough face. She didn''t respond. She shouted, "Tiezhu! Brother! Wake up, you, go back to your own room..."


    "Sister LAN? Sister LAN?"


    A voice came from the phone next to Li Tiezhu, which startled Qin LAN.


    She picked up the phone and quickly covered the ditch in front of her chest. It was Li Tiezhu''s serious girlfriend songzhu''er. She was dying


    Songzhu''er: "don''t be nervous! Sister LAN, iron pillar is too tired to sleep."


    Qin LAN took a deep breath and squeezed out a smiling face: "ah, yes! He, he just talked to me about work. I''ll take a bath. Er... In short, don''t think about it. We..."


    Matsushita: "let him sleep, sister LAN. Don''t wake him up. Sleep, too."


    Qin LAN: "where do I sleep?"


    "In bed!"


    "Iron pillar also sleeps on the bed..."


    "Then help him cover the quilt. He always kicks the quilt when he sleeps. It''s easy to catch cold."


    "But... He and I both sleep in bed, isn''t it?"


    "Sister LAN is so worried. My iron pillar is serious and will never mess around. Of course, even if it''s okay, everyone is so familiar."


    "Ah?"


    "Bye! Sister LAN, please take care of my man. Thanks. I''ll treat you to a big meal later."


    "Du..."


    Qin Lan was at a loss with Li Tiezhu''s mobile phone.


    Are young people so wild now? Even if it''s all right... What do you mean? That''s right. Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with women.


    She hesitated for a long time. Finally, she saw that Li Tiezhu slept too soundly and didn''t disturb him. She covered the quilt for him, then gently got into the quilt and slept at the other end away from Li Tiezhu.


    In the middle of the night, Qin LAN suddenly woke up and found himself holding Li Tiezhu like an octopus. Li Tiezhu slept soundly and was very honest.

 Chapter 868

    Qin Lan was startled and looked down at his clothes. They were intact, and Li Tiezhu was dressed neatly.


    "Fortunately, there''s nothing like that!"


    Qin LAN quietly Mimi rolled to the other side of the bed and continued to sleep. He was too sleepy.


    The days in the desert are too hard to eat and sleep. Even Li Tiezhu is trapped like this. You can imagine how sleepy a weak woman like Qin LAN can be.


    Destroy it, tired.


    Therefore, Qin LAN only cares about sleeping. She doesn''t care whether Li Tiezhu is dangerous or not. Besides, Qin LAN likes Li Tiezhu very much. Even if there is danger, he can tolerate it. They are all his own people.


    During this period of self entertainment, she basically regarded Li Tiezhu as an imaginary enemy.


    The next morning, it was dawn.


    Qin LAN woke up again and found that she hugged Li Tiezhu like an octopus. She suddenly blushed. It seems that she can''t hold it for too long. Her body is honest.


    Li Tiezhu is very honest, but Tiezhu is not honest. Qin LAN accidentally rubbed it, and his expression immediately burst into tears.


    This size is also


    He started doing morning exercises before he woke up?


    Sure enough, the plan of the day is in the morning!


    Qin LAN carefully dodged and prepared to retract to the other side of the bed, but when she saw Li Tiezhu sleeping very heavily, her eyes turned and she couldn''t help starting.


    Wow, wow


    This... I thought Lv Bu was invincible in the world. Who is this?


    Qin LAN blushed and felt it carefully. This shape and size are worthy of Li Tiezhu. When a real person is like his name.


    After a long time, Qin LAN is still touching the rope.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it: "sister, you''re a little unkind!"


    Qin Lan was immediately embarrassed. She looked up and found that Li Tiezhu was staring at her. She wanted to explain. Can you explain it clearly?


    Li Tiezhu said, "Why are you in my room? It''s easy to misunderstand you."


    Qin LAN: "this is my room."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Why am I in your room? What do you want to do?"


    Qin LAN: "you came by yourself last night. Then, you fell asleep during the video with songzhuer. I can''t move you."


    Li Tiezhu: "take your hands off."


    Qin LAN: "Oh."


    Li Tiezhu took a look at his crotch and muttered, "there''s always something wrong. The boy should know how to protect himself outside. Sister LAN, didn''t you do anything to me?"


    Qin Lan''s face flushed: "I just woke up."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s dangerous!"


    Qin LAN: "


    Li Tiezhu took his mobile phone and coat and left. Before leaving, he also glanced at Qin LAN with vigilance.


    Qin LAN covered her head with a quilt, with shame and anger. Ah... It''s terrible. How did Li Tiezhu grow? Greedy... Scared the hell out of me!


    When Li Tiezhu returned to his room, he saw Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei sitting in the living room playing games with red eyes. When he saw him coming back, they turned their heads and looked at him without talking.


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter?"


    Li Zhixuan said, "boss, we''re waiting for you."


    Li Tiezhu: "wait until I make a hammer?"


    Wu Lei: "run? Why didn''t you hear the sound? Is the sound insulation of this hotel too good?"


    Li Tiezhu scolded: "you didn''t sleep all night, just wait for this?"


    Wu Lei: "otherwise?"


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "if I said I was too sleepy last night, I had a video chat with songzhu''er and fell asleep in sister Lan''s room, do you believe it?"


    Li Zhixuan: "letter! Then what? Describe it in detail."


    Wu Lei: "there must be a story. Your eyes are wrong."


    Li Tiezhu was not straight and strong. After all, he was caught by sister LAN. He was awakened: "I''m not afraid of the shadow. Go away! Take a bath and have breakfast."


    Wu Lei quietly said to Li Zhixuan, "come back to take a bath in the morning, hey hey... You know, give money, give money!"


    Li Zhixuan cursed and took out the money, willing to gamble and admit defeat.


    For a long time, the two didn''t drink water all night just to gamble 50 yuan? I can only say... It''s nice to be young!


    When Li Tiezhu finished taking a bath and changed his clothes to go out for a morning run, Li Zhixuan and Wu Lei talked about fun again.


    Wu Lei: "Wanxi, you know what? Hei hei! This aunt is also very interesting. I''ve been chatting with her recently. After returning home, I''ll find a chance to shoot her and report to the dormitory at that time..."


    Li Zhixuan: "you artists are really abnormal. They are not as lovely as my peripheral girls. Why do you have to find them in the circle?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and walked away, thinking... His appearance is second, and his temperament is different. Li Tiezhu is not as good as big tongue.


    After running five kilometers, have breakfast, and then take a car to Norway. Heiwaer drives himself.


    Just... Why is there a sister LAN on the car?


    Qin Lan was a little embarrassed because of what happened this morning. She turned and looked out of the window and said, "yesterday she said to go skiing with you in Norway, and then asked the program team to return the ticket. Now there is no place to go..."


    Li Tiezhu was also speechless to the woman and said, "let''s go together!"


    The car started.


    There is a security car in front and behind, with a total of more than 10 security personnel. Almost the security forces of the whole program group have been transferred.


    Li Tiezhu said: "black baby, you don''t need so many security personnel. Take it easy for the program team!"


    Heiwa''er: "it''s necessary. You can go on the road at ease."


    When the car was driving, the black baby put on a mask and then put on a gas mask. The scene looked very strange.


    Li Tiezhu wanted to ask, but he couldn''t make a sound. He even had some difficulty breathing. He turned his head again and found that Qin LAN had fallen into a coma.


    Shit!


    Is there something wrong with this black child?


    But I''m an entertainer and haven''t offended anyone! Is it because the last concert in the United States blew the trumpet of charge? Not really? Isn''t black waer an anti rice fighter?


    My thoughts stopped here and stopped abruptly.


    Li Tiezhu also fell into a coma, a long coma.


    I don''t know how long later, Li Tiezhu woke up, his head swelled and hurt, and his eyes blurred.


    "Black baby... Where are we?"


    Li Tiezhu is still a little confused.


    The black child''s voice rang out: "it''s almost the destination."


    Li Tiezhu lay on the window and looked at the speeding scenery, green trees, vast fields and hot sunshine.


    Rao''s head was unclear, and Li Tiezhu felt something wrong: "isn''t Norway ice and snow? Why does it look very hot..."


    Black baby: "you have a rest first!"


    Li Tiezhu struggled, wiped his eyes, looked at the scenery speeding through the window, took out his mobile phone to see the time, thought for a moment, and said, "no! Black baby, where did you take me? I trust you so much..."


    The black child suddenly became very serious: "Ian perra! We can''t live without you, so we brought you to us."


    Around?


    Li Tiezhu knocked on his head: "America? Or Mexico?"


    Black child: "Mosco!"


    The driver smiled and asked in English, "Hey, Blake, this is our God? Aenpera?"


    The black child roared, "shut your mouth! The glory of aenpera can''t be slandered by you!"


    Driver: "don''t be angry. I''m just curious. He looks a little cute."


    "Of course, he has a golden figure and face..."


    "I know, he is the darling of the global fashion industry."


    "Fashion is a fart!"


    "I also heard that many nobles are imitating the dress and temperament of Ian Peila..."


    "Do they deserve it?"


    Li Tiezhu has a little nausea. He can think that these people must have used some special drugs, which brought him from Europe to Mizhou, but... Why? They are so pious that they have never disobeyed his "God".


    About half an hour later, Li Tiezhu smoothed his memory a little and asked, "black baby, give me a reasonable explanation."


    Black baby suddenly became very nervous: "we... We can''t, we can''t let you go back to China."


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    "Because it''s dangerous."


    "What danger? Does anyone else assassinate me? I''m just an artist."


    "It''s more dangerous than that. Brother Zhu! I don''t call you aienpeila. I call you brother Zhu. You have to believe brothers. We are all your brothers! We can''t hurt you."


    "Why! I want to know why!"


    "I can''t say."


    "Then I''ll jump."


    "No! Brother! Old man... I fucking call you old man. Do you want it? This is my mission. If I can''t finish it, the organization will shoot me."


    "What the hell do you want?"


    "What can we do? Isn''t it just an organization to resist zombies? Fairy mai... I didn''t know Lang would do this."


    The black baby is almost crying. It doesn''t look like fraud.


    Li Tiezhu took a deep breath: "call Camilla or Odin."


    The black child said, "you... You called them both, didn''t you hit me in the face? I''m at least the third person taught by Ian Peila... Forget it, tell you. Drive, put on your headphones and dare to eavesdrop on secrets. I''ll shoot you!"


    The driver put on his headphones decisively.


    The black child hesitated and said: "Well, we found a strange lung disease in the United States a few months ago, and we didn''t care about it at that time. Two months ago, the military games... That is, our intelligence personnel found two problems. One is that the athletes participating in the military games in the United States were infected with lung disease and sent back by special plane. The other is that many Chinese people in Jiangxia began to get sick, although the Chinese authorities haven''t yet Confirm... But the death rate of this disease is relatively high, because there is no specific medicine, so we can''t let you go back and take risks... "


    Li Tiezhu understands. These guys are really kind.


    However, when the motherland is facing the crisis of epidemic and even poisoning, how can he stay out of it? What''s more, this matter is still in its infancy. If it is not handled effectively as soon as possible, I''m afraid it will have a far-reaching impact.


    Li Tiezhu was lost in thought.


    On the other side, Qin LAN actually woke up and was still pretending to be in a coma.


    When she heard the conversation between heiwaer and Li Tiezhu, she couldn''t help but marvel at Li Tiezhu''s appeal and military strength, and shocked the cruel truth of the world.


    On the bus, Li Tiezhu stopped questioning, took out his mobile phone and began to brush domestic news.


    "Black baby, power bank!"


    "Not much electricity."


    "Bring it to me!"


    "Oh, oh..."


    Li Tiezhu brushed the relevant news.


    On December 8, Jiangxia officially reported the confirmed cases of unexplained pneumonia, and 27 patients were suspected.


    On December 17, the number of similar patients surged to 107. The cause of disease was unknown, but the symptoms were exactly the same, of which more than 20 cases fell into severe disease.


    The next day, Jiangxia officials said that there was no human to human transmission of such unexplained pneumonia.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t quite understand it, but he vaguely felt that it was a big deal. It is an extremely strange and severe situation that aenperarch can hijack him to Mosco regardless of his drug dizziness.


    So, two hours later, when the car arrived in Leyland County, Li Tiezhu got off and directly found Odin and asked, "you should have confirmed the phenomenon of human to human transmission?"


    Odin is a little nervous.


    The transgender Camilla calmed down a lot. She stroked her long hair and said with a smile, "yes! So we picked you up. We have a hunch that the outbreak of the virus may be a harbinger of the end."


    Li Tiezhu: "Zhao your sister! Do you have any evidence?"


    Odin: "Yes! But not much, and it''s impossible to provide it to you. After all, you will certainly hand it over to the Chinese authorities. However, the safety of organizing so many people''s lives still needs to be considered. Just now, because we exterminated drug traffickers and created opportunities for the drugs planted by the Afghan Hami army, They rewarded us with some production lines of cars and ships. We can''t just cut them off. These two are military supplies projects Ah, it''s crucial at the end of the day. "


    Li Tiezhu wanted to smoke the goods and took a deep breath: "OK! Don''t give me any information, but I must return home."


    Camilla: "you stay here safely. According to our estimation, China... Is difficult."


    Li Tiezhu sneered: "you know nothing about China! Shamelessly call yourself Chinese? Chinese culture? Prepare the plane and send me back. I''ll show you what special feet, Chinese spine and Chinese miracle! Just like you, you think you''ve learned the essence of Chinese civilization? Shit!"


    He was worried because he found that there really seemed to be a problem at home.


    Tanks rumbled past the mutiny, helicopters circled in the air, and AK47 rumbled in the distance.


    Li Tiezhu was calm, but Qin Lan was frightened and didn''t dare to pretend to faint. He ran over and trembled with Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t be afraid! Look! These are my believers. This is the freedom of the western world. They are free to own guns, tanks and UAVs."


    Camilla, Odin and heiwaer came to one side to discuss. They were all 1000% loyal to aenpera, so they were unwilling to let aenpera take risks.


    However, the black child suddenly said, "do you remember the great flood recorded in the Bible?"


    Camilla: "Noah''s Ark! I know there are similar legends in South Asia and Tianzhu. The last end of the world!"


    Heiwa''er said: "I have learned a lot of new knowledge in China for more than half a year. One of them is about the great flood. Instead of escaping in the ark, they subdued the great flood and created the oldest civilization. I think Ian Peila''s self-confidence comes from this. China is invincible! Even the virus is the same."


    Odin: "so... Shall we escort him back? And learn their methods?"


    Black child: "I accompany him back. I have an intuition that this will be a war to determine the fate of the world!"


    Odin: "OK! However, we will let him go back after the first aenpera Congress. It''s not pure without aenpera Congress."


    Black child: "yes. But we have to show value, otherwise Ian perra may not be willing to give us enlightenment."


    Camilla said, "very right. As believers, we must have value!"

 Chapter 869

    (last chapter, no more)


    (it''s probably that Li Tiezhu was bound to Mosco by black children because they found some secret information that China is very dangerous. However, Li Tiezhu insisted on returning home, and the aenpera religion was moved one after another. It is worthy of being a great aenpera!)


    The first aenpera Congress was successfully held in the city of mosgoletland. Mr. sleepy long Odin presided over it. Ms. Phoenix baby Camilla was responsible for the minutes of the meeting. Forty senior aenpera leaders such as black baby attended the meeting.


    The meeting discussed the political, economic, livelihood and industrial layout of northern Mexico, raised the issue of military normalization, adopted the first Five-Year Plan of northern Mexico, and studied other matters.


    At the end of the meeting, Odin announced that North Mexico would always be loyal to aenpera. Aenpera refused again and again, which was useless and passed by a unanimous vote.


    After the meeting, Odin and Camilla invited aenpera to the underground church and let him witness the ten meter high golden statue, the real yellow rubber shoes and Capris melee mage Li Tiezhu!


    Too yellow, too violent!


    Not to mention, the carving is really special. The statue of aenpera has AK in the left hand, a spatula in the right hand, an apron and a pair of golden wings on its back.


    DUT is a talent


    Li Tiezhu felt that he should express himself. After thinking about it, he knelt in front of the statue and kowtowed.


    I worship myself!


    Odin and Camilla were immediately happy. Is this the feeling of being recognized? It''s wonderful.


    Camilla took out another tablet, opened the album and found all the Mosco mixed race beauties. In addition to the photos, she also had information such as body weight and age, and even each had a short bikini video.


    Li Tiezhu: "what is this?"


    Odin: "this is our gift to you. If the end of the world comes and you come to us to lead us, they are all yours."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and said, "you are so immoral. Divide them among your brothers!"


    Camilla: "brothers don''t need it. I have it."


    Odin: "we still need it. I believe everyone will be bathed in God''s gift."


    Camilla: "don''t bathe my gift?"


    Odin: that''s different. Can you talk to Ian pelabi


    Li Tiezhu covered his face on one side, which was NIMA''s logic.


    Camilla: Well... I''ll share one, too


    Odin: what are you doing? Grinding each other


    Camilla: "I''ll choose a young one. If there''s no end in a few years, I''ll go to Thailand again and use it when I come back."


    Odin: "OK..."


    On the other hand, Qin Lan was accompanied by a Chinese speaking female priest to visit Leyland city.


    The county is small but clean.


    The police in the city have been assimilated by the Ayn PELA religion, and the disobedient have been dealt with. Now the police are very positive and sunny. They can be seen everywhere. They help grandma cross the road, repair others'' cars, and take tramps to get relief food


    None of the officials officially arranged here in Mexico withdrew, and everything was as usual, but an advisory group was set up next to the official structure. In this way, the officials would punch in and drink tea every day, and the Advisory Group should be responsible for all affairs.


    Because everything seems unchanged and taxes are paid to the official as usual, the official of Mexico also turns a blind eye. After all... Can''t fight. The authorities are being besieged by a group of drug lords, because if the drug lords don''t beat the authorities, the army of aenpera will beat them.


    The goal of the aenpera church is to establish a senior advisory group at the highest level of Mexico.


    At the gate of the city, there was a hanging corpse, which scared Qin LAN half to death. It was the caught drug dealer.


    A wasteland outside the city is breaking ground. It is a busy scene. It is said that it is an economic development zone. They have attracted many investors from the United States and China. Qin LAN can even see the shadow of Chinese businessmen. They want to build factories here to produce glass, clothing, toys and so on.


    Due to blocking the way for refugees to sneak into the United States and eliminating the Mosco drug lords, the biggest competitor of the U.S. military, the U.S. official secretly supported the behavior of Ayn PELA religion and took the initiative to give them many orders, including some military orders.


    Qin Lan was stunned. She thought they controlled several small towns. Unexpectedly, she played so much.


    What she didn''t expect was that Li Tiezhu''s influence here was really God.


    When I heard that Qin Lan was the sister of Ian Peila, the guide in his thirties immediately worshipped Qin LAN. He was very polite to Qin LAN before, but later he became respectful.


    Of course she knows that aenpera has no sister, so she is the lucky one to be lucky by aenpera.


    Qin LAN couldn''t help but wonder: "if, I mean, if Li Tiezhu wanted to be king in your ruling area, would you agree?"


    Female guide: "really? That''s great!"


    Qin LAN quickly waved his hand: "no, no, I''ll just assume that your senior management will be willing to give up power?"


    The wizard said: "We are all devout believers! How can we covet power? Odin is the most devout person, and he is also the one who most wants to let Ian Pella come to Leyland. He said that because Ian Pella came to the East, the poor country has taken off for 20 years, which is the divine power of Ian Pella. If Ian Pella stays in Leyland, Leyland will become the world Heaven! "


    Qin LAN: "ah... This..."


    The guide said excitedly, "moreover, with Ian perra, all zombies are paper tigers."


    Qin Lan was stunned: "what zombie?"


    "The zombie of the end of the world. Don''t you know? It''s coming to an end! The arrival of aenpera is to help mankind resist the zombie, and we have come together from all over the world for this goal."


    "What did aenpera say?"


    "No! We realized it ourselves. Thanks to Odin, we deserve to be a sleepy dragon."


    "But Li Tiezhu doesn''t believe in zombies."


    "Oh... He just hasn''t awakened yet. The great aenpera will awaken on the day when the end comes and become a real God."


    "Oh..."


    Qin Lan''s Three Outlooks burst. These people look like mentally retarded, but they are very organized and methodical, and have made such great achievements.


    She thought these people were the dark sons of China, but they weren''t at all.


    Then Qin Lan was invited by the female guide to sit in her bedroom for a while.


    There is a Book Mao Xuan on the table, a notebook full of words next to it, and books such as on protracted war, capital and red star shining on China are also placed in the cabinet next to it.


    Qin Lan''s conclusion is that this group of people have made a magical career towards the wrong goal with the broken three outlooks and the correct theoretical guidance.


    The most amazing thing is that the starting capital of these people comes from opening restaurants.


    To be exact, a large number of gold bricks buried 200 years ago were dug in the basement under the restaurant. It seems to be a gold storage point. There is too much gold. I bought a security company, bought weapons and equipment, and launched several of my own satellites, but I still can''t spend it, so I had to cast a statue of aenpera more than ten meters high.


    After learning that Qin LAN is the sister of Ian Peila, the female guide showed Qin LAN a picture of the statue. She has a high status and is qualified to enter the underground church.


    Qin LAN is really numb. How rich is this?


    She now understands why there are so many women in Li Tiezhu. He is not an ordinary superstar. This is the Lord of the country!


    Isn''t it too much for the head of a country to open a harem?


    At dinner, Qin LAN saw Li Tiezhu again. Odin was asking him about the establishment of the Navy.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I think we should build a shipyard. As long as you can build civilian ships, industrial upgrading step by step can''t make a fat man in one bite."


    Odin Mao said: "ah! I see. At first, I thought it was better to buy than to build. Now it''s really stupid. Imagine where we can buy it after the end of the day? It''s Ian perra''s foresight."


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. Can he lick it?


    Qin LAN felt that the experience of these two days was so strange that it exploded. These two Han Han wanted to get into the Navy? The key is that they seem to be able to get out... It''s ridiculous!


    Dinner, today''s dishes are very rich, almost the original nine bowls, and only Odin, Camilla, heiwaer, Qin LAN and Li Tiezhu eat.


    With enough wine and food, Li Tiezhu and Qin LAN went back to the house to have a rest.


    Yes, two people sleep in one bed.


    It was arranged like this yesterday. Originally, Li Tiezhu wanted Odin to find Qin LAN a separate room, but Qin Lan was afraid. There were tanks and troops everywhere. She didn''t know Li Tiezhu''s influence yesterday and didn''t dare to leave Li Tiezhu.


    However, Li Tiezhu was very restrained. Even if Qin LAN entangled him when he fell asleep, he didn''t attack her.


    The next morning, Li Tiezhu woke up early and found that the quilt had fallen on the floor and Qin Lan''s hand was in his pants.


    Li Tiezhu: "sister, why did you wake up so early?"


    Qin LAN trembled: "those who are not familiar with life can''t sleep well. Oh..."


    Yes, she has another hand. She''s very busy.


    It''s not the first time that Li Tiezhu found her like this. Yesterday was an accident, but today, she did it on purpose! Li Tiezhu didn''t disturb her. After all, everyone is very familiar.


    He took a cigarette from the bedside and lit it to chat with sister LAN.


    "The noon flight back to Beijing is in the morning. Has your company explained it clearly?"


    "Ah! Ha Si... Yes, they thought I was missing at first... Um..."


    "Are you scared these two days?"


    "Hum, hum..."


    "Don''t be afraid, I''m here."


    "If you catch your brother, your sister will have a sense of security."


    "Er..."


    "Hee hee, oh..."


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking and watched sister LAN amuse herself.


    After a while, Li Tiezhu handed her the paper towel, then turned over and got up.


    Qin LAN wanted to say something, but she didn''t say it after all. She was a little disappointed and continued to be busy.


    Li Tiezhu walked to the end of the bed and looked around.


    Sister LAN bit her lips and split.


    Li Tiezhu smiled and left. The elder sister maintained well and was full of water.


    After breakfast, Odin sent ten cars to take Li Tiezhu to the International Airport, a Rolls Royce phantom, two police vehicles, five armored vehicles, two tanks, and a helicopter with anti tank missiles.


    Sister Lan''s eyes are straight. Is this card too powerful?


    At the airport, the tank drove in directly, and the security guard dared not stop it. In addition, the airport suspended other ticket gates and waited for Li Tiezhu to board the plane before continuing to open.


    This time it was a charter flight. Originally, Li Tiezhu wanted to pay for it, but he was robbed by Odin. In his words, "the resources taught by Ian Peila are ours and yours, but they are yours after all!"


    Heiwaer and 12 security personnel followed Li Tiezhu to Kyoto, China.


    In the deluxe cabin, Li Tiezhu and Qin LAN were drinking red wine and watching the film. The black baby knocked on the door and asked, "brother Zhu, do you want Wellington steak or boiled beef for lunch?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s a whole kebab. Brothers, everyone can taste it."


    The black child nodded, went out and closed the hatch.


    Qin LAN lay on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and said, "how on earth did you do it? It''s too powerful! It''s estimated that the whole Mercer is yours in less than two years."


    Li Tiezhu said: "in fact, it has nothing to do with me. I don''t know what they are thinking. They are all sick."


    Qin LAN: "there are many sick people, but you have medicine to cure them."


    Li Tiezhu himself couldn''t think clearly.


    Qin Lan said again, "my sister is also ill. Help me to cure it?"


    Li Tiezhu understood for an instant and looked at her seriously. She rubbed her chest up and didn''t wear it again.


    "My sister wants to drink medicine."


    "No."


    "Well..."


    Qin LAN rubbed harder.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the film leisurely with his legs crossed. He was worthy of being me!


    On the contrary, sister Lan''s cheeks became more and more red, her breathing became heavy, and she crossed her legs and began to pinch her legs.


    "Ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu smiled and shook his head. It''s really strange. Girls seem to know this move.


    Qin Lan was not ashamed. She licked her fingers in front of Li Tiezhu, and then


    Li Tiezhu was very calm. Then he took out his mobile phone and opened the app he hadn''t used for many days.


    Qin LAN angrily said, "you dare!"


    "Be good!"


    "You..."


    "Listen to your parents."


    "Please, come on, please... Dad! Oh..."


    "OK! It''s sent to you."


    Qin LAN stopped, looked at Li Tiezhu bitterly, and then wiped her fingers with a paper towel. Then she opened her tablet.


    "Drop! Parents release their daily task: run two kilometers every morning. Don''t do unhealthy activities without permission. Little pot friends, listen to your parents ~"


    Qin LAN put down the tablet and looked at Li Tiezhu with tears and laughter: "good brother, how long is this task?"


    Li Tiezhu: "for your physical and mental health... Forever."


    Qin LAN: "kill me..."


    After that, sister LAN begged her parents to help her do activities several times, but Li Tiezhu refused. The sisters were almost crying. How can you stand this at a wolf like age?


    However, she is also an old player. She knows very well that this is a signal that the impure sister brother relationship between the two people has ended and a new strange pure relationship has begun.


    And she is the one who is dominated. She can''t disobey orders.


    Nothing has happened yet. Say they are pure, pure, but not completely pure.


    Ten hours later, the plane landed at Kyoto airport.


    Qin LAN took a duck tongue hat and a mask to go first. She tried various tactics such as begging, demanding and sneak attack, all of which ended in failure. Li Tiezhu seems determined to be pure with her to the end, which makes her very crazy. How can she torture people like this?

 Chapter 870

    In fact, Li Tiezhu had no idea about sister LAN. He just felt that she was very impolite, so he decided to help her correct her mistakes and be a person who broke away from low taste and a pure person.


    Well, that''s all.


    After returning to Kyoto, Li Tiezhu became very busy. Even songzhuer and Zhang Xiaomeng didn''t know what he was busy with. I only know that Li Tiezhu goes out early and comes back late. He looks dignified all day. He hasn''t even been to school.


    Songzhu''er also asked several times, but Li Tiezhu prevaricated, just told her not to worry.


    It was not until half a month after he came back that Li Tiezhu went to school for an examination.


    After the exam, Li Tiezhu disappeared again and didn''t even go home.


    Saturday, January 9, 2020.


    Li Tiezhu''s studio held a year-end summary meeting, and Li Tiezhu naturally didn''t participate. Everything was handled by song Zhuer.


    After the meeting, Zhang Xiaomeng couldn''t help teasing songzhu''er: "the column isn''t cheating."


    Matsushita: "Why are you cheating on me? Take me with you! It''s better to be alone than to be happy. It must be because of something else."


    Zhang Xiaomeng was speechless. Then, he received the news that Li Tiezhu withdrew from this year''s CCTV Spring Festival Gala, which was a letter of consent from CCTV.


    At this time, Zhang Xiaomeng knew something bad. No matter how much waves, he couldn''t retreat from the Spring Festival Gala. Is iron pillar floating?


    He quickly dialed Li Tiezhu''s phone, but he couldn''t get through.


    Songzhu''er also realized the problem and dialed Li Tiezhu''s number, but he still couldn''t get through.


    After a few minutes, Li Tiezhu called back. It was for songzhu''er. Songzhu''er directly pressed the hands-free key: "hello?"


    "Spicy claw, clang? You and brother Meng call me? Summary meeting and bonus, you can do it as you see."


    "Where are you? We just got the news that you pushed off the Spring Festival Gala."


    "Yes! Not only me, but also aunt Han Hong pushed it off. There was a charity activity during the new year. The time span was relatively long, so I pushed it off."


    "Aunt is there, too?"


    "Yes, we were together at a service station on the highway. I was driving just when you called me. We dragged several carts of materials there. In order to save manpower and time, we drove by ourselves..."


    Li Tiezhu looked at the motorcade. There were 15 big trucks full. He and Han Hong led the team to Jiangxia.


    "What kind of charity? Why don''t I know? What the hell are you doing?"


    "Nothing! After the holiday, you go back to Jinmen for the new year, and I''ll be back after the new year."


    "But..."


    "Be obedient!"


    After explaining a few more words, Li Tiezhu hung up the phone.


    Han Hong handed over a bucket of pickled pepper flavored instant noodles: "your ability to lie still hasn''t made much progress, which will only make them more suspicious and worried."


    Li Tiezhu took the instant noodles and ate it: "worry, worry, you can''t hide it anyway."


    Han Hong sighed: "yes... Thanks to you this time."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t answer. He ate instant noodles in twos and threes and drank up the soup.


    Han Hong handed over another bucket and patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder. Thanks to Li Tiezhu''s news, although there is no substantive evidence, it has aroused enough vigilance.


    Hong fund is already on the way, and other corresponding measures will be followed up immediately.


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    The next day, a luxury community in Jiangxia.


    The second sister who played mahjong shouted in surprise, which frightened her brother Hua.


    "Sister? What''s the matter?"


    "The news pushed by the mobile phone said that tie Zhu withdrew from this year''s Spring Festival Gala, and his mind is on the axis again? No, I have to call to persuade him. Why is the child floating? It''s the Spring Festival Gala!"


    "Oh, really? Who can blame him for his own death?"


    "I know you have a holiday with him, but actually Tiezhu is a very simple child. He can''t have any bad thoughts. He is much simpler than you."


    "Cut..."


    Before the phone call, the second sister saw Yuan Heng walking downstairs with a military backpack on his back.


    The second sister said strangely, "where are you going? Doesn''t it mean that there will be no filming at the end of the year? There are variety shows?"


    Yuan Heng looked at some goods with smoked makeup on the sofa and explained, "have you seen the news? There''s an accident here in Jiangxia. Tiezhu came with Hong fund. I''m going to meet him."


    Second sister: "didn''t you say it was a rumor?"


    Yuan Heng shook his head: "no! Facts are more terrible than rumors. Don''t go out."


    The second sister stopped Yuan Heng: "since it''s true, what else are you going to do? It''s too dangerous. Let''s... Let''s go..."


    Yuan Heng: "I''ll be a volunteer. All the real men will go."


    Hua said, "what are you talking about? You''d better go abroad! I don''t dare to stay anymore. Let''s go together."


    Yuan Heng smiled contemptuously: "you go. I''m going to report. Zhang Yifeng, Wu Litao, Guo Xiaoxi, Liu Yuan and Li Tiezhu are all here. How can I be a deserter as a local?"


    Hua sneered: "what''s the difference between this and death? Ha ha, Li Tiezhu''s stupid loser pushed off the Spring Festival gala for this? He''s mentally ill... Ah..."


    Slapped him in the face.


    Hua covered his face and was stupid.


    The second sister frowned: "what are you doing..."


    Yuan Heng: "I don''t want to see this rubbish again! You can do it."


    With that, he walked away without looking back, walked out of the door and whispered, "always stick to Xiaogao!"


    He didn''t speak in the room because he knew they couldn''t understand.


    That night, the closure order came down.


    The next two months were recorded in history. It was a heroic and great victory.


    Almost the world''s attention is focused on this city.


    There are all kinds of news on the Internet. It''s hard to tell whether it''s true or false. The well-known people, Female Boxers and refined rice take turns. All the Red Star rabbits go to the battle and find that one is broken and one is smelly, which is not tolerated at all.


    Hong fund is on the front battlefield, and the Red Star rabbit is on the secret front. They have red eyes one by one, and Li Tiezhu is still fighting there. They will never let people bring rhythm online.


    It is said that Li Tiezhu took a group of stars to show. Some people said that they were isolated in luxury hotels, singing, drinking and playing cards every day. Others said that they were not in the city at all, and everything was for hype.


    Until


    A nurse photographed the group of people who sent them protective materials with a mobile phone. They shuttled through the snow with duck tongue hats and masks.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyebrows and eyelashes have been frosted, Liu Yuan''s skin has been frostbitten, and Wu Litao is limping... There are even black waer, Li Tiezhu''s bodyguard, in the crowd.


    So someone said that Li Tiezhu went with his bodyguard, not a show. What is it?


    The black child is angry tiktok, and he is very direct. He is very direct. Is your fuck or not? Then he showed off his worn-out feet.


    Then, more and more videos were circulating on the vibrato. They sent materials to hospitals tiktok, transporting grain, vegetables, meat and eggs and water to two sites of the sacred mountain. They often drove in person and moved along with them.


    Li Fugui called Li Tiezhu. He was silent for a long time and said, "it''s cold, wear thick, and keep warm..."


    On the day before the Spring Festival, a reporter finally found Li Tiezhu who was unloading materials with everyone.


    The reporter asked, "Li Tiezhu, why did you come here as a volunteer?"


    Li Tiezhu walked into the warehouse carrying two bags of grain: "is there any reason not to come?"


    Reporter: "..."


    Li Tiezhu put down the food and said to the reporter as he walked: "don''t come to interview us! We are very busy and don''t have time to receive you. Thank you. Please give way. Let two people move the machine with me..."


    This is the only time you have heard Li Tiezhu speak in these two months.


    Years later, it began to spread on the Internet that Li Tiezhu died and hung up. Many boxers jumped out one after another, with gongs, drums and firecrackers.


    However, some sharp eyed Netizens found that Li Tiezhu praised the video of the little dinosaur eating the car in the morning.


    Two months later, Li Tiezhu and others finally dispersed, and they won.


    Back to the Kyoto villa, Li Tiezhu has lost a lot of weight.


    Matsushita in Kumamoto''s pajamas jumped out of the room in surprise and said with a smile, "Hey! Column! Lestomitoyo!"


    Li Tiezhu also smiled: "spicy claw, didn''t you go back to Jinmen?"


    Songzhuer rushed over, jumped up and kicked. Li Tiezhu didn''t hide. She didn''t have much strength.


    He kicked Li Tiezhu a few more feet. Then, songzhu''er cried. Like octopus, Li Tiezhu was entangled with tears and snot on Li Tiezhu''s clothes and hat.


    Comfort doesn''t work. The more you comfort, the more you cry.


    Li Tiezhu walked in with her and turned back to signal heiwa''er to go to the hotel to have a rest.


    During this period, others called songzhu''er to ask about Li Tiezhu. In addition to Yang Mi and Zheng Yanzi, Li Tiezhu''s roommates, friends and partners, lengba was the most nervous.


    For two months, songzhuer has been falling. No matter who calls, her tone is relaxed and flat:


    "Tiezhu is very good! Don''t worry. I chat with him two or three times a day. His conditions are good. He doesn''t pass so outrageous. All right..."


    In fact, Li Tiezhu hasn''t had a video with her for a long time. He hasn''t even had a phone call for several days, because he''s too busy.


    In order to appease lengba, songzhu''er makes a video with her every morning and evening, smiling and relaying the latest news about Li Tiezhu, which doesn''t exist. It''s all made up by her, and it''s true.


    Songzhuer is very sensible. It hurts to be sensible.


    She never took the initiative to call Li Tiezhu, that is, occasionally she couldn''t help sending a few words of wechat message to ask.


    Moreover, she also ordered everyone who called her not to disturb Li Tiezhu. Anyone who dares not to obey will never see her again!


    Pine and bamboo who are fierce to others are also cruel to themselves.


    She refused her parents'' suggestion to take her back to Jinmen, stubbornly and stubbornly stayed in the small villa in Kyoto, paid attention to the news there every day, and spent almost ten hours a day watching all kinds of true and false news.


    No bad news is good news


    The most unique thing is that Songzhu secretly ordered the Red Star rabbit. Whenever there is a rumor about Li Tiezhu, no matter how much money he spends by any means, he should pick them out and stink them. After stinking, the legal department will take over and send them all in. There can be no less.


    Run?


    Go abroad?


    sorry! Songzhu''er has contacted the aenpera sect. They don''t have to go in in the United States. They can go straight down! Easier!


    Interestingly, luofeiyan, who has lived in the United States for many years, did not know what news from any channel. Leng came to East Guangdong, China from the United States not long ago.


    Probably think it''s better to go in than go down?


    Songzhuer cried for half an hour before she was tired and fell asleep.


    The girl shouldn''t have slept well for a long time?


    Li Tiezhu was particularly distressed. He put her to sleep on the sofa and carefully covered her with a blanket. Then, Li Tiezhu took a bath and began to cook dinner.


    I don''t know when songzhuer woke up and lay down at the kitchen door watching Li Tiezhu cook.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "spicy claw, do you blame me for going without telling you?"


    Songzhu''er shook his head and said, "you''re right. This is you."


    "Wronged you."


    "I''m just bored. Someone calls you every day."


    "Are you afraid I can''t come back? You said, your marriage is not divorced, only widowed. Ha ha!"


    "It''s invalid! From now on, my marriage is not divorced or widowed, only the evidence of killing my husband! Hum!"


    "Let you kill enough."


    "Bah..."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu said, "it''s enough for me to play in this war for a lifetime."


    Matsushita: "it''s enough for me to blow all my life. Ah, hey, hey... Those who know the truth must admire me one by one. Aha, it''s worthy of me! It''s the wind of a great general to take command and keep calm!"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not chaos in the face of danger."


    Matsushita waved his hand: "it''s all the same!"


    In the evening, the two were preparing to linger. The black baby came. Beimi caught four and sent them a list for confirmation. After confirmation, they sent them down.


    Songzhu''er has been liberated from the state of war, and is also very casual. He directly threw it to Li Tiezhu for decision.


    Li Tiezhu looked at the list and the new evidence they found. He dialed Odin.


    ¡­¡­


    In a military camp near a small town in Mexico, Chen Ziyang and three other Chinese Americans trembled. The black muzzle made him fight twice and pee his pants.


    Up to now, Chen Ziyang doesn''t know who he has offended. These people don''t mention the ransom. They will shoot them directly. Now they are confirming with someone.


    Odin answered the phone coldly. After a few words, he asked, "Chen Ziyang? OK, I know."


    Chen Ziyang was so scared that he knelt on the ground. Can these crooked nuts speak Chinese?


    What the hell is it?


    Odin came over and stared at Chen Ziyang.


    Chen Ziyang felt dead.


    But Odin waved his hand and asked the gunmen to withdraw. He said in English, "send them to dig for ten years. Fortunately, he can survive and release them at that time. The great God is so kind! I would not call him if I knew."


    If Chen Ziyang is pardoned, he doesn''t have to die... But, God? phone? What God can answer the phone?


    ¡­¡­


    On the afternoon of April 20, Li Tiezhu, along with aunt Han Hong and the leaders of the troupe, went to an antique quadrangle to visit an old man.


    The old man was energetic and liked fishing. Everyone accompanied him to fish by the pond.


    Li Tiezhu was the youngest and leaned to the edge with a fishing rod.


    "Oh, hey! Isn''t this our small country leader? Why are you hiding so far? Dare to play the charge horn in the United States and dare not fish next to the old man?"


    The old man likes to joke.


    Li Tiezhu was very serious: "I''m afraid I catch more fish than you. You won''t let me take it away."


    Everyone laughed.


    The old man: "what? You use my fishing rod to fish in my pond and want to take it away?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what else?"


    The old man was stunned and then smiled brightly.


    Li Tiezhu muttered, "what are you laughing at? Do you look down on me? I''m very good at fishing!"


    Han Hong couldn''t help laughing and said, "yes, if you can speak, just say two more words."


    Li Tiezhu: "no! I''m going fishing!"


    Old man: "


    The leader of the troupe doesn''t blame Li Tiezhu. He already knows Li Tiezhu''s temperament. This guy, don''t look at what he says or what he does. Otherwise, can he be qualified to fish here? I can''t get in.


    Li Tiezhu began to be serious. He sprinkled a nest first, where the old man''s fishing rod couldn''t reach, and fished alone.


    The old man and everyone looked at each other. Is that all? Reduce the losses and adverse effects of this event by half? That''s it. Can you mobilize thousands of troops in Mexico?


    At their level, artists are transparent in their eyes.


    Even the United States knows in detail the relationship between Li Tiezhu and the aenpera religion.


    Others ignored Li Tiezhu and talked about their topics. Most of them were from a strategically advantageous position. Li Tiezhu didn''t understand or interested, so he focused on fishing.


    Suddenly, the old man caught a crucian carp, took it down, swayed in front of Li Tiezhu, and then threw it into the bucket.


    Li Tiezhu is so angry that his eyes are bulging. This uncle doesn''t talk about martial ethics!


    The old man asked, "Tiezhu, I heard you pushed CCTV''s interview twice?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    "Why?"


    "They don''t give money! Want to whore me for nothing, when I''m stupid?"


    "I hear it''s face to face."


    "Don''t say face-to-face, even back-to-back, you have to give money! I''m valuable! Let''s be reasonable. The Spring Festival Gala brings happiness to the national audience. I can''t bear the money. I can''t do this interview!"


    Big leader: "iron pillar, don''t talk nonsense!"


    Han Hong: "Li Tiezhu, shut up."


    The old man waved his hand and said, "well, this child makes a lot of sense! What''s the reason why people do things without paying?"


    With that, he caught another fish and showed off to Li Tiezhu again.


    Li Tiezhu: "you... It''s unscientific! Why did you catch all the fish? Did you keep the fish?"


    The old man said, "yes, it''s raised in my family!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    After fishing for two hours, Li Tiezhu didn''t catch one. On the contrary, he showed it to him more than a dozen times.


    There''s a big problem with this fish pond!


    Li Tiezhu refused to admit defeat, saying it was a fishing rod problem.


    The old man said, "when will you buy a fishing rod yourself? Let''s compare it again! Otherwise, you can make a fishing rod yourself. Come anytime, as long as I''m at home."


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, "forget it! Just respect the old and love the young, lest you won''t let me go next time."


    When the leader heard Li Tiezhu''s answer, he stamped his feet. What a mallet! How nice of you to promise? I''m not qualified to come at any time!


    But the old man was very happy: "young people don''t like to stay with old people. It''s a good thing. Go and be busy."


    (five thousand words. I don''t know if I''ll go in again...)

 Chapter 871

    Li Tiezhu immediately retorted, "I like to play with the masters. I respect the old and love the young. I have a reputation in the Jianghu! But you are different."


    Is it well-known in the Jianghu?


    The old man smiled, "why am I different?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t look like a young man. You''re agile, think fast, and know everything. Serious old people are almost dementia. You''re so smart that no one plays with you. Don''t you have points in your heart?"


    If Li Tiezhu had been born ten years earlier, he might have seen the old man on TV when he was a child.


    Han Hong, who was about to leave, was so anxious that he kicked Li Tiezhu.


    The old man waved his hand: "it''s all right. There are too many smart people around me. I''m tired of it! This little fool is very cute."


    Li Tiezhu was immediately unhappy and ignored him.


    Old man: "I heard you made a military film? Can it be released this year?"


    Li Tiezhu pretended to concentrate on collecting the fishing rod and didn''t speak.


    The leader of the troupe made a special trip and slapped Li Tiezhu on the skull: "speak!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not from an art troupe! Why do you care about me?"


    The big leader trembled with anger and committed evil! Little ancestor, can''t you see what a chance this is? Are you blind?


    Li Tiezhu is blind and still ignores the old man.


    The old man thought it was very interesting. This guy''s stubborn donkey temper was very similar to that when he was young.


    Yo!


    Another one!


    The old man took the fish and swayed in front of Li Tiezhu for a long time before throwing it into the bucket.


    Slightly~


    Li Tiezhu: "I won''t come here to play. It''s not fun."


    Old man: "ha ha ha..."


    The leader and Han Hong laughed, and the staff laughed.


    Li Tiezhu feels very uncomfortable. Is the old man too angry? I''ve always been angry and unpopular. If he wasn''t old, I would pour all the fish in his bucket into the water with my backhand.


    Aunt Han Hong''s elders are too difficult to serve. If it weren''t for Aunt Han Hong''s elders, Li Tiezhu wouldn''t come yet.


    Troupe? Mind my bird!


    Seeing Han Hong staring at him, Li Tiezhu had to answer, "originally planned to be released this summer, but now this situation... Wait for the end of the year."


    The old man asked, "what''s next?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "depending on the situation, if the unsealing is fast, continue shooting. First shoot Thai embarrassment, then shoot Jin Gangchuan, and then Changjin Lake..."


    These are all searched in the system. They are all Li Tiezhu''s favorite movies.


    Spend money on your own interests, and krypton''s IQ needs krypton on what you like!


    The old man smiled and said, "this child is good. Don''t bully others and help him more. I think he will be the role model of young people in the next few decades. We should help him stand up as an example."


    Big leader: "yes! We are all trying to support him."


    Han Hong: "old man, you''ve praised him too much. This child just has a bad brain and can''t be a man. Don''t be surprised."


    The old man: "hum! I can be a man. I''ve seen many people, and he''s very good! If more people like him, the future of the whole country will not be worried."


    Li Tiezhu was carrying the old man''s fishing bucket. He was looking inside to check the variety of fish for the next fishing. When he heard the speech, he shouted, "that''s right! I''m a serious person. When I have more children, the children must be like me!"


    The old man laughed twice, took out a pen from his chest pocket, and took out an old head rope from his pocket and handed it to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu: "why?"


    Han Hong: "take it. Where is so much nonsense?"


    A pen and a head rope are very old, like the product of the last world.


    The old man: "give your newborn dragon and Phoenix babies. Don''t despise them. They''re not worth money, but they''re all useful."


    With that, the old man grabbed the bucket and left.


    Li Tiezhu frowned with a pen and a rubber band. Isn''t it... Too ugly? Lengba, who is so fastidious, will use this kind of thing for children?


    well!


    How did he know I had a baby? Or two? A son and a woman know?


    Li Tiezhu was a little scared and looked at Aunt Han Hong.


    Han Hong shook his head: "you are really a fool!"


    The big leader smiled: "very good! The entertainment industry is too smart, but it''s not good."


    Han Hong nodded.


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head and suddenly realized: "ah... Aunt Han Hong, he, the old man... Is not your relative?"


    Han Hong: "you just want to understand? Oh, I''m so worried!"


    The leader said, "no, there are still pines and bamboos. That''s a smart one."


    Han Hong pointed to Li Tiezhu and left speechless.


    Li Tiezhu was at a loss. You, you lied to me. Why?


    ¡­¡­


    Soon after leaving the courtyard, CCTV sent a message asking Li Tiezhu to record face-to-face. The program lasted 20 minutes, the recording time was one hour, and the announcement fee was 500000.


    It''s close to the announcement fee for variety shows.


    Li Tiezhu was very happy, and then refused.


    Because he finally came back from Jiangxia, how can he be in the mood to record the program? Of course I''m going to Norway to see the children!


    On March 10, lengba successfully gave birth to a baby boy and a baby girl in Norway.


    After more than a month, Li Tiezhu felt like a cat scratching. He wanted to fly to Norway to hug his child immediately. However, when he came back, he had to be isolated. He and songzhu''er had been isolated in the villa for two weeks. He was delayed for several days because he came to see the old man. Now it''s May 10.


    So, CCTV interview?


    Go aside.


    When he got home, Li Tiezhu found that songzhuer had packed his luggage, including four big boxes and two backpacks.


    Li Tiezhu is not alone, and songzhuer is also going to see the children.


    Songzhuer likes little dolls best.


    Moreover, she has booked a round-trip ticket and is waiting to see the little cutlets in the video. The two little cute girls are waiting for Li Tiezhu to get a big name. At present, lengba and songzhuer are discussing to marry a small name. Their brother''s name is Xiaobing and their sister''s name is Xiaoxue.


    The reason is that they were born in the ice and snow of Norway.


    When the child was born, Li Tiezhu was fighting in the streets of Jiangxia. Lengba obeys songzhu''er''s orders and calls songzhu''er instead of the telling Li Tiezhu when children are born.


    Songzhuer immediately called Li Tiezhu and asked Li Tiezhu to put down all work and lengba video immediately.


    At that time, Li Tiezhu was delivering boxed lunch to Huoshen mountain. Although he was inexplicably happy, he still sat in the cab of the truck after delivering it, eating boxed lunch and lengba video, watching her haggard lying on the hospital bed and the wrinkled appearance of the two children. Li Tiezhu cried at that time.


    Since his mother died, Li Tiezhu seldom cried, but this time he cried very thoroughly.


    Both sides are responsible, but he can only take care of one side. This feeling of powerlessness has never been seen since the moment his mother died.


    But fortunately, this is a happy thing.


    Perhaps, this is not very moral, and it is impossible to win the support of the public, but if he chooses, he will be responsible to the end.


    After returning to Beijing, Li Tiezhu has been looking forward to seeing her in Norway.


    CCTV sent a message saying that this program is to promote his fearless spirit and is a part of the backbone of the country. It should and must present the most original, pious and brave side of Li Tiezhu to the public.


    Li Tiezhu replied, "I''ll talk about it next month. I''m going on vacation."


    On the plane.


    Songzhu''er seemed more excited than Li Tiezhu, dancing and exaggerating. The surrounding Chinese tourists took out their mobile phones to shoot her and Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "friends, if you want to take a picture, we can take a group photo, but don''t take it secretly? Hehe!"


    A female passenger said, "I see! Don''t beat us, we''re afraid!"


    The passengers around laughed.


    It seems that Li Tiezhu''s violent attribute can''t be hidden.


    Songzhuer sat on the seat and danced: "hum, hum, hum..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are you so happy?"


    Songzhu''er glanced at Li Tiezhu and whispered: "shit! Children! Living children! How cute! How interesting? I think children want to be crazy and want to hold children at the age of 18. As a result, you have delayed for several years... Now it''s 22... Fortunately you gave lengba''s children. Hey hey!"


    Li Tiezhu: "her child, what are you excited about?"


    Songzhu''er said, "why do you have to distinguish so clearly? Sister lengba and I are sisters, and her is mine. Besides, isn''t her child yours? Yours is mine!"


    Li Tiezhu: "if you want it, I''ll give it to you tonight."


    "It''s a deal!"


    "It''s hard to catch up!"


    "Ah ah ah... So excited and happy... Dying! Say something... Mr. Li Tiezhu, what''s your feeling after you have become the father of two children?"


    "Ah... This... I really don''t know."


    "Don''t know?"


    "Just feel very lucky."


    "Isn''t lengba lucky?"


    "Ha! Only you think so, sister zhu''er. You are so beautiful."


    "Eh... Why do you do this all of a sudden? Old husband and wife..."


    Yeah!


    Li Tiezhu and songzhu''er have already become an old husband and wife before they get married and get a license.


    China needs a connecting flight to Norway.


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer went to Frankfurt first, then transferred to Oslo, the capital of Norway, and then picked up and sent them to lengba''s villa in Norway with a car prepared in advance by the security company.


    Speaking of this villa, lengba bought it herself. Li Tiezhu didn''t know before.


    Songzhu''er walked on the road with a box: "Wow, the air in Western European countries is good. As early as 200 years ago, the bark was black. Now it looks like a paradise. Now it turns around and scolds us for high pollution, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "people''s point of view is related to their hips, so is the country, and the green girl next door to Norway."


    Matsushita: "is that the sand sculpture with leather chair and leather bag? Ha, I know."


    Li Tiezhu: "are you tired? Give me your backpack?"


    Songzhuer ran forward a few steps: "not tired! I''m not tired when I can see the little doll!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled and said it was really Fu Fu''s request. Let alone other small animals, lengba and songzhuer were really favored by God. One didn''t give him a baby without a name, and the other was not jealous and happy at all.


    They are not stupid. In terms of emotional intelligence, they can crush Li Tiezhu.


    At the door of the villa, Li Tiezhu was a little hesitant and didn''t dare to go in.


    Songzhu''er saw that the baby was eager and dragged Li Tiezhu to break in.


    Sister Yun opened the door for them, glanced at Pine and bamboo, and said to Li Tiezhu, "take care of yourself, hum!"


    This one also has a grievance and can''t help it. At the most critical moment when his artist is rising, he suddenly has a child. Not only the company, lengba, but also sister Yun, the assistant, are affected.


    Yang Mi, the boss, can generate electricity for love, and lengba, the party, can also be crazy for love, but sister Yun is still oppressed.


    Fortunately, Li Tiezhu took out an Hermes bag immediately, handed it to sister Yun and said, "it''s hard! Sister Yun! Thank you for me, lengba and the children."


    Sister Yun''s expression is a little better. She knows that there are more than 30000 bags: "aunt is here. You... Do it yourself."


    Of course, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer know who they are and are ready.


    As soon as she went upstairs, songzhuer took out her bags, silk scarves and skin care products and entangled lengba''s mother. Although her aunt''s hostile attitude was very obvious, but


    Reach out and don''t hit the smiling face!


    In particular, lengba is also very kind to songzhu''er, pinning a lovely hairpin she bought to songzhu''er.


    Two beautiful girls hugged each other.


    Li Tiezhu stood at the door, quite embarrassed. The door was blocked, and his aunt was still staring at him hostile.


    "Mom! I brought you Xijiang mutton."


    Li Tiezhu patted the box.


    As long as I''m not embarrassed, it''s others who are embarrassed. I''m familiar with this move.


    Aunt suddenly rolled her eyes with anger. Is that human words?


    She said angrily, "I''m not your mother!"


    Li Tiezhu looked into the room. He didn''t see the children and said tentatively, "grandma?!"


    Aunt: "fuck you, poof... Get out! Don''t serve..."


    Yes, another one was mad at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu hit the snake with the stick: "Mom, you''ve been here to take care of lengba for a long time. You must miss our mutton in Xijiang? I''ll make you Xijiang roast mutton kebab in the evening. It''s fragrant and fat..."


    Aunt: "go away! Don''t play if you can''t play your tongue! Put more cumin and less spicy."


    Li Tiezhu, if pardoned, wiped the sweat on his forehead: "Hey! I know, thank you, mom ~"


    Hoo


    If you do wrong, you should bear the results.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t complain, but gave lengba a look.


    Lengba smiled sweetly and said, "the children are sleeping inside. Go and have a look. Be gentle and don''t wake them up."


    Li Tiezhu nodded and crept towards the small bed in the house.


    Like a thief.


    Pine and bamboo followed, clawing their hands and creeping close.


    Lengba smiled tired and happy. It was interesting for two big fools to see two little fools.


    Outside, her mother glared at her angrily, and lengba shook her head slightly. She would not threaten Li Tiezhu with her children to marry her. Although the probability of success was almost 100%, she didn''t want to do so.


    Even if there were no children, as long as she wanted, she could take Li Tiezhu from songzhuer.


    She knows that she is absolutely and must be the unique one in Li Tiezhu''s heart. There is no doubt that she doesn''t even need to use the name of "wife".

 Chapter 872

    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer squatted on the edge of the cradle, looked in through the gap in the wooden fence, saw the two little ones sleeping, looked for a long time, and then looked at each other.


    How interesting!


    I want to wake up on the spot!


    However, they did not do so, but looked around foolishly.


    Lengba has gained a lot of weight. She is round and cute.


    She came over and said with a smile, "you don''t have to be so careful. Why are you sitting and squatting?"


    Songzhu''er helped lengba sit down, then began to shake lengba''s arm and said in a suppressed voice, "ah ah... How cute! No, I''m going to have a baby, too cute..."


    Lengba motioned to Li Tiezhu Nunu, do you tell me these are useful? The seeds are monopolized in others'' hands. Who should ask for no points?


    Songzhuer looked at Li Tiezhu: "Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu: "you haven''t graduated yet."


    Songzhu''er thought: "then wait another six months. Next year, I''ll row my graduation works while pregnant with a baby. I see who dares not let me graduate. Hum! If the teacher is so angry that he understands the fetal Qi, the fans of the pillar can order the school. Ha ha, it''s worthy of me!"


    Li Tiezhu rolled his eyes: "you''d better end the grievances in the dormitory as soon as possible. Don''t be pregnant and be beaten every day."


    Songzhuer clapped his hands and said, "yes! We must find a chance to wipe them out!"


    Over the past three years, songzhu''er has become a bully of Nortel. The belly black rabbit smash and Liu Xiaohua have successively become songzhu''er''s horse. The rabbit smash is a strategist, and Liu Xiaohua is the cannon fodder of the charge. Anyway, she is not afraid of disfigurement.


    As long as pine and bamboo are at school, they basically gather people and horses to fight in groups every three or five times. Otherwise, they are on the way to be beaten and beaten.


    Of course, Guan Shuangshuang is the hardest hit. He often chases songzhu''er all over the campus.


    Li Tiezhu often sees songzhuer running away at school. While running, he greets Li Tiezhu. Guan Shuangshuang is also very polite. He greets Li Tiezhu while chasing Li Tiezhu''s daughter-in-law.


    The good news is that Shuang Nier will graduate soon. In the future... She can only fight with song Zhuer on other occasions. For example, when Li Tiezhu and Luhani play football, they often play Cross solid on the side of the court.


    Lengba''s mother left by plane that afternoon, angry.


    I''m angry with Li Tiezhu. I can''t marry lengba. I don''t say anything about having children. Why do you take your fiancee to see the children and bully who?


    Lengba has a good relationship with songzhu''er. She teaches songzhu''er to hold the child, change diapers, pat milk burps, etc.


    Just two babies, one for each.


    Li Tiezhu was not qualified to practice. He took a teddy bear and followed him.


    The child''s name has also been determined. It''s called Li Bing and Li Xue. Li Tiezhu doesn''t plan to take his name according to his generation.


    Songzhuer said she would have two, one named Li binghail and the other named Li Xueqin.


    Li Tiezhu voted against it.


    Songzhu''er didn''t dare to be stubborn and obediently handed over the naming right. Who let others be the seed monopoly and the only syringe?


    When lengba''s teaching was completed, Li Tiezhu was lucky to be assigned to a baby holding a kiss. The boy Xiaobing was occupied by songzhuer and kept kissing.


    The child hasn''t grown up yet, and he can''t see beauty or ugliness.


    However, the skin is like lengba. Fortunately, it''s not black.


    After dinner, the children fell asleep and were taken care of by sister Yun. The three came to the upstairs room, closed the door and began to exercise. Lengba is not very good at actual combat, but she can play with her mouth and scold Li Tiezhu. She scolds hard.


    Songzhuer is much more clever. Lie down and watch them talk about the past.


    Downstairs, sister Yun sighs. Can''t you keep your voice down? She felt very tragic. She clearly prepared a pregnancy kit for lengba. As a result, she didn''t use it and chose to have children at the most popular time.


    But sister Mi supports it. What can she say as a little assistant?


    Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer lived in Norway for three days, then returned to China and were isolated at home for two weeks


    However, most of the school can''t start this semester, and a lot of work has stopped. They are very free and learn from each other at home.


    However, during the isolation period, I couldn''t call my comrades in arms to rush for help. It was a sad thing.


    After the isolation period, CCTV came again, along with the big leader of the troupe. Li Tiezhu couldn''t get rid of it, so he had to record face to face.


    Face to face is a very old program with a high status. The interviews are basically people who have made special contributions to the country and the people, including firefighters, veterans, forest protection workers, scientists and teachers.


    Artists have been there, but very few. It''s not a variety show.


    That morning, Li Tiezhu came to CCTV in his black Han.


    It''s not the first time for him to come to CCTV. He''s no stranger. Wherever he went, someone greeted him and called him Mr. Li. Li Tiezhu nodded and bent down. Well, he was blind and didn''t know anyone.


    Soon, he came to the studio of face-to-face and greeted the producer, director and host teacher.


    Aunt Wang Yu, the host, wears a pair of glasses and is intellectual and formal. She asked Li Tiezhu to make up first, while she checked the program links and some problem settings with Li Tiezhu. It was very professional.


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "CCTV is better."


    Wang Yu: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "CCTV also provides makeup artists. Many other TV stations have to bring their own makeup artists, which costs money."


    Wang Yu was dumb and the makeup artist laughed.


    The duration of this program is no more than 20 minutes, which can be said to be very short. The director designed three links in this program. The first is Li Tiezhu''s famous history, then the main melody film "Red Sea Action" made by Li Tiezhu, and finally Li Tiezhu withdrew from the Spring Festival Gala and went to Jiangxia with Hong fund.


    It can be said that the last link is the real reason why they interviewed Li Tiezhu. Otherwise, Li Tiezhu''s grade is really not enough for this program.


    After all, there are more than twenty academicians who have been on this program.


    Li Tiezhu is a fart.


    After painting the makeup, it''s ten o''clock and the recording begins.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly raised his hand and asked, "inside, can we record it slowly? Don''t let the teachers be too tired. Try to record it until 12 noon."


    Wang Yu: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes, I suddenly miss CCTV''s boxed lunch."


    Wang Yu: "Pooh..."


    She is a professional host. She has received the most professional training. She will never laugh at guests unless she can''t help it.


    The most outrageous thing is that the director actually cut this paragraph into the main film, which made the audience happy.


    Because the director thinks these two sentences can perfectly show Li Tiezhu''s character and habits. It''s not stingy, but grounded. You know, many big stars don''t eat CCTV boxed meals and ask their assistants to order big meals.


    Before the interview, a short film was shown, which edited the brief process of Li Tiezhu''s participation in super good voice until he won the championship.


    Wang Yu asked, "when you first joined the program, did you ever think about being as popular as today?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "I didn''t know anything at that time. I was a pure fool. Qin taofei pestered me to participate in the competition, otherwise I would move bricks."


    Wang Yu: "we all know that you haven''t received professional music training, so how can you write songs like this? I remember that your songs were written in simplified music at the beginning, and you didn''t know staff at that time."


    Li Tiezhu thought, do I have a system to tell you?


    This question must be nonsense, Li Tiezhu said:


    "I''m probably grateful to my old man. He can play and sing, and he has taught me a lot, such as playing erhu, playing flute, playing suona, etc. I''ve been very sensitive to music since I was a child. Besides, writing songs is very simple. Just think of a good melody and extend and change it. It''s like... It''s like weaving bamboo baskets. Its process is fixed. You can make it bigger To make it smaller, you can make it square or round. "


    "It''s the first time I''ve heard that writing songs is similar to weaving bamboo baskets. After you won the championship, are you very excited and think you''ve finally made it out?"


    "No, at that time, there was a pot of porridge on the Internet, and Zhu Er went to battle in person. I felt very boring at that time. This circle is not as pure as the construction site. Some people are not pure even bad... In addition, they are a little confused."


    "Confused? What do you mean?"


    "I just don''t know what I''m going to do in the future. Continue singing? It doesn''t seem interesting. Filming? I can''t either."


    "How did you get out of the confusion?"


    "Because I made money, the new album sold well, and the variety announcement fee soared to the front-line level. At the moment I got the money, I was not confused. No matter what I do, I can make money! I can''t make money from recording variety shows for a day and moving bricks for a lifetime."


    "So... Plain?"


    "What else? Devote yourself to music and art? Give back to the audience for making good film and television dramas? Of course, it''s for money. I''m an artist for money, and moving bricks is also for money. There''s no such thing as moving bricks is more pure than being an artist."


    Wang Yu nodded and said to his heart, I have interviewed many so-called stars, one for fans, for art, and others for carrying forward Chinese culture?


    She said, "we noticed that you started to do charity before you became famous. You donated 20000 to 200000. Moreover, you donated money and got used clothes worn by others at Hongji gold. Why don''t you spend money on clothes? Just say I donate less and spend some by myself."


    Li Tiezhu: "I really donated wrong. I also want to save more for my old man to buy a house. As for collecting old clothes, it has been a habit developed over the years. When I was young, my father had a hard time making money, but he donated some money every year and also collected some old clothes for me. Of course, he would save money and buy new clothes for me every year. Not all of them are old."


    "Then I didn''t get my old clothes? Was it because it was red?"


    That''s a bit tricky.


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes! At the beginning, I wanted to get it, but Zhou didn''t give it to me and scolded me for being stupid. Zhu Er also taught me that I shouldn''t rob people who really need these clothes. They were right. Later, I learned to use a treasure. The clothes on it are very cheap. Hehe, it''s much cheaper than the clothing store."


    "Are you still wearing cheap clothes? So are you?"


    "This T-shirt is 29.9 yuan. Isn''t it great? I robbed it in the early morning of double 11 last year. There are only 100 pieces. My internet speed is fast!"


    "Then why are you driving millions of Lamborghini?"


    "The cars and horses are always delivered, which costs a little fuel, so they drive less."


    "Horses always?"


    "A treasure, that horse!"


    "You donate tens of millions to charity every year, which is the most among artists. Is it because of your mother?"


    "Yes! Not all. I''ve been grateful to Aunt Han Hong since I was a child. I want to be like her when I grow up."


    "I remember there was a time when the Internet said that you were crazy about variety shows and that your face of making money was too real. Have you read these comments?"


    "Good or bad. I don''t read almost all the comments. I don''t bother to care what others think of me. I''m just happy. Zhu Er often goes online to argue with them. Sometimes he''s too angry to eat."


    "Speaking of songzhuer, how did you get together with her? After all, from the appearance and temperament, I didn''t mean to offend you. In short, I don''t think it''s too right."


    "I don''t think she''s worthy of her. She''s too beautiful, but she''s a psycho. She likes fools like me. That''s... no wonder I am."


    "Hahaha... I heard she asked you to take the Nortel exam?"


    "Yes, didn''t I just say that I was confused at the beginning? Fortunately, I met zhu''er. We hit it off very well from the first time we met. She actively planned my career and life. Since then, I fooled around, writing songs, filming, going to variety shows, companies and businesses. She helped me plan. For this reason, she gave up a lot of opportunities and spent a lot of time Strength and hard work. "


    "Ah, I ask a personal question. I''m very curious. Do you buy gifts for songzhuer and the cheapest on Taobao?"


    "No."


    "Buy expensive, good name brand?"


    "No, why should I buy her a present? Won''t she buy what she wants?"


    "Girls! Birthday, Valentine''s day or something, don''t you give gifts?"


    "No, she gave me gifts."


    "Why?"


    "Because I don''t even know how much money I have, the cards are with her, and I forgot the password... I only have a large credit card, which she did for me."


    "Ah... Your feelings are really complicated..."


    Wang Yu could not help but make complaints about what he wanted to do. Tutha black? Is he stupid?


    Enter the second part and start playing the short film, which is the clip of soldier assault and the result of breaking the ratings record.


    Wang Yu asked, "soldier assault is your first self-made, directed and acted film and television play. Why did you choose this theme? Moreover, you just said you can''t act, so why did you act so well in the first play?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve wanted to be a soldier since I was a child. I made this play to make up for my regret. Before making soldier assault, I had already made" heart in full bloom "and" medicine God ". Teacher Xu Shanzheng and director Ning Shitou gave me great help. I''m not a pure newcomer. Moreover, soldier assault doesn''t need to be performed. It''s just my true color."


    Wang Yu: "yes, at that time, you had won the Golden Dragon Award for Best Newcomer through the God of medicine. Therefore, for the same reason, you made operation Red Sea last year?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "no! Operation red sea saw the evacuation of overseas Chinese when watching the news. At that time, he was so excited that he had an impulse to make it into a film. Later, he collected a lot of stories behind the evacuation of overseas Chinese and wrote the play of operation red sea. This is very simple and can be regarded as an adaptation."


    Li Tiezhu did read the news and collected information, but these were just to adapt the scripts bought in the system closer to reality.


    Wang Yu asked, "in recent years, comedy has been highly praised in the film market, and the most successful one is Kung Fu starring you. Your comedy is good. Why do you want to try the unpopular theme of war, not afraid of bad box office feedback?"

 Chapter 873

    Afraid of bad box office feedback?


    Li Tiezhu instantly thought of brother Ma who gave him the car and replied, "I never care about the box office! The biggest mistake in my life is to make too many films with too high box office."


    Wang Yu: "ah... Is this... For art?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I just play."


    Wang Yu: "director, I''m sorry. I''ll have a rest... Well, I''m a little dizzy."


    Li Tiezhu: "Auntie, are you okay? Do you want to play demon 20?"


    Wang Yu doesn''t want to talk to Li Tiezhu. I''ll interview you seriously. You water me? Blood pressure is a little high!


    But, look at the cute expression on Li Tiezhu''s face, it doesn''t seem to be faking.


    Wang Yu couldn''t get angry if he wanted to be angry.


    After drinking some hot water, Wang Yu slowed down and asked the director, "do you want to ask those two questions again? Let Li Tiezhu reorganize the language to answer."


    The director said, "no, it was good just now! How can Li Tiezhu be serious? He''s a serious brother."


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes."


    Wang Yu: "


    This made her regret to interview Li Tiezhu. There were three hosts in this program, and the other two didn''t match. She raised her hand and said she would interview Li Tiezhu. Now, she finally understood the eyes of the other two colleagues at that time, that was the eyes of warriors.


    She finally understood why Li Tiezhu was called the host killer.


    After a break, the program recording continued.


    Wang Yu asked, "I heard that you recorded the real man program just to make the Red Sea action. Is that so? How much did that program help you make a movie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it helped a lot. Without that program, I might not understand the dedication of soldiers at all, and it would be impossible to make a good work on military themes. Although I am only a screenwriter and actor, not a director, experience and learning are still important. Other actors have also undergone professional training and have trained in a special team of our army for more than two months."


    The question in this paragraph is exactly a kind of praise, advertising Li Tiezhu''s new film in a disguised form.


    This is the special care of the superior. We can''t be careless.


    After that, we finally came to the core stage.


    Wang Yu looked down at the manuscript and said, "a few months ago, during the Spring Festival, you suddenly announced your withdrawal from the Spring Festival Gala, which caused an uproar on the Internet. Many people said you were floating, said you played big cards, and others said you were sorry for the fans who expected your performance. Did you know at that time?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I never read these comments or hype."


    Wang Yu: "you don''t care at all! What do you care? Or what did you do when you quit the Spring Festival Gala?"


    That''s why people all over the country know that Li Tiezhu has gone to fight the disaster.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I went to deliver the express and drove a truck to deliver materials."


    Wang Yu had to face the camera and added: "Tiezhu is still too low-key and unwilling to say his bravery. What I want to tell my audience friends is that Li Tiezhu withdrew from the Spring Festival Gala because Jiangxia was in danger at that time. He and Han Hong led the staff of Honghong fund to drive a truck to deliver materials to Jiangxia in person, and volunteered to help transport materials in Jiangxia. According to incomplete statistics, they provided: One third of the medical equipment, protective clothing and food supply of all medical points, including the two sacred mountains, can be said that it is their heroic retrograde that makes our victory in this battle come earlier... "


    In fact, she vaguely knew that Li Tiezhu''s contribution was more than these, and even the early closure of the city seemed to be related to him. Moreover, Li Tiezhu and they rushed to Jiangxia before the official notification.


    Li Tiezhu is a little shy. What does it have to do with me? I''m just a messenger. Thanks to Odin and Camilla


    Then, the program showed a picture of Li Tiezhu, Han Hong and Yuan Heng working and living in Jiangxia material warehouse. They were miserable. They worked 16 hours a day and had no time to cook hot water and no hot food. They were basically on the way to transport materials, including Li Tiezhu. Many people were injured.


    Wang Yu burst into tears and said, "did your family contact you? In those two months."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t answer immediately. He picked up the microphone, hesitated, and said, "my father called me, only one. He was silent for a long time, didn''t speak, and finally said... When it was cold, wear thick clothes and keep warm. He hung up."


    Wang Yu couldn''t help crying: "were you homesick at that time?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s too late to think. I''m busy."


    Wang Yu: "it''s hard to imagine how you survived. Can you tell me how hard it was at that time?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "There''s no need to say this. It''s much harder than us. We''re all right for the medical staff who fight in the front line and the workers who build the holy mountain. What impressed me most is not hardship, but warmth and moving. Once, we went to a hospital to deliver protective clothing to the medical staff. We couldn''t touch each other. We put it outside the door and went away. They came to disinfect, They should be a group of young nurses who danced for us in the snow and compared their hearts. They were very moved at that time. They were the most difficult people. "


    Wang Yu: "really? A nurse should be about your age."


    Li Tiezhu: "another time, we went to a community to send vegetables. There were no meat and eggs. There were really no... Only some radishes and cabbage. When we came out of the community, a four or five-year-old child saluted us behind the window on the second floor. Maybe we thought we were soldiers. I returned one and the children laughed very happily."


    Wang Yu sighed: "it''s not easy, everyone is not easy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "there are no tasks that cannot be accomplished, difficulties that cannot be overcome, and enemies that cannot be defeated. Always stick to xiaogaoling! I want to say to the hero that we have not humiliated this title! This spirit will always be engraved in the bones of our whole nation... Invincible in war!"


    Wang Yu: "good! What an invincible! What a heroic company spirit! I believe that it is precisely because tens of thousands of rebels with this firm belief that they have created this extraordinary victory... Each of them is as brave and duty bound as Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu was a little shy and scratched his head.


    Wang Yu: "have you ever been afraid?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded seriously: "I''m afraid! We''re all afraid. We''re scared to death. We''re afraid we can''t do well. We''re afraid we can''t finish the work we should do, and we''re afraid we''ll lag behind... It''s true. I remember very clearly that Aunt Han Hong cried every night and said that we didn''t send her a few times today..."


    Wang Yu: "have you ever thought that as a star, you don''t have to do this. It''s not your obligation."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "artists really don''t have this obligation, but I''m different. I think I''m a soldier of the hero company. Moreover, I''m also one of the leaders of Hong fund, so I have the responsibility and obligation to go to the front line. If I don''t dare to go, who will go?"


    He didn''t say a word. As the middle and upper class of national interest distribution, if stars don''t stand up in the face of crisis, what qualifications do they have to take so many cakes?


    Wang Yu nodded and began to say his concluding remarks.


    In fact, both CCTV and Li Tiezhu have reservations.


    Some things can''t be said, some words can''t be said.


    Strictly speaking, this program is not a complete success. There are still too many places worth digging, but CCTV is enough, and Li Tiezhu will stop when he sees the good. After all, this is not just to record the program, but more importantly to give Li Tiezhu a positioning.


    The program was broadcast on the third night after recording, which can be said to be very fast.


    The broadcast of this issue of "face to face" has aroused great social repercussions. Many viewers were moved after watching it with tears and laughter, and had a new understanding of artists such as Li Tiezhu, Han Hong and Yuan Heng.


    However, some people like to impress.


    Several well-known people jumped out to ridicule that night. One said that Li Tiezhu was popular and hot in Jiangxia, all the staff were busy, one said that there was a huge gap in the misappropriation and transfer of social donations by Hong fund, another said that Li Tiezhu''s use of the national disaster to brush their reputation was disreputable, and others said... Hong fund is the transfer station used by Li Tiezhu and others to transfer film and television stolen money.


    Songzhuer blew up on the spot. He didn''t sleep at night. He had to go to the Internet and fight them to the end. He also called all the members of Red Star rabbit all night to prepare for a bloody battle.


    But before songzhuer started, the official news came.


    All the birds that jumped out went in at an amazing speed.


    And all the others who were ready to move withdrew.


    Songzhu''er was very happy. He immediately opened two bottles of Wuliangye from King, master tenggor''s house, and blew with Li Tiezhu. After blowing, he shot to celebrate.


    On June 20, Li Tiezhu and song Zhuer returned to Shudu to visit old man Li and Aunt Liu and visit Liu Xiaohua who wanted to die at home.


    Then, encouraged by song Zhuer, Li Tiezhu bought a luxury mountain villa in the Longquan mountains outside the East Fourth Ring Road of Shudu.


    After that, they lived in the new villa and went fishing all day.


    Li Tiezhu vowed to practice his fishing skills hard and find the old man for revenge at that time.


    A week later, songzhuer returned to Kyoto to reorganize the company. Li Tiezhu''s studio took a paid vacation for a small half year, and it was time to start work. With the improvement of the situation, the whole society recovers again, and the work in the entertainment industry gradually recovers, with a lot of work backlog.


    Li Tiezhu stayed in Shudu and waited for sister Mi to introduce him to a new job. In fact, Yang Mi invited Li Tiezhu to play a guest role in a variety show she participated in.


    Songzhuer took the initiative to call the fox to the new villa and summoned two other special combat team members. Seeing the hospitality, Li Tiezhu reluctantly agreed and called an aunt to feel the atmosphere.


    P


    I talked with sister Mi deeply and harmoniously. Like a duck to water, Li Tiezhu stopped working for half a year and had a strong will to work, which made sister Mi feel very satisfied.


    Therefore, Li Tiezhu went to Changsha in early July to participate in the recording of "escape from the chamber of secrets", went to the first issue, and then returned to Kyoto to check the film of "operation Red Sea". If everything goes well, it will be released at the end of the month.


    Although this year is unusual and the box office is likely to hit the street, Li Tiezhu decided to release it because the national audience needs such a film to inspire people this year.


    However, before that, Li Tiezhu has to record variety shows.


    He likes to record variety shows best. It''s like lying down to make money. It''s cool!


    "Secret room escape" is a live decryption experience show launched by mango TV. It is composed of Yang Mi, Deng Lun, Huang Ritian, the big teacher and Guo Dalin.


    In each episode of the program, 5-6 players cooperate to enter the secret room of different theme stories, solve the mystery and escape in the most real state in an all unknown, no play and unlimited time environment, and finally escape from the secret room.


    They are all old acquaintances. Sister Mi knows everything inside and outside. Deng Lun and Li Tiezhu are also familiar with him in where''s dad. Needless to say, the big teacher, Li Tiezhu broke him down twice in the masked singer, not to mention Guo Dalin, himself.


    Only the newcomer Huang Ritian is not very familiar. He is a newcomer who has just made his debut.


    That night when Li Tiezhu came to Changsha, the weather was very muggy. Sister Mi invited her to eat crayfish. Finally, Li Tiezhu paid.


    Guo Dalin picked his teeth and said, "pillar, when have you become so generous? I haven''t seen you so broad at ordinary times. I have to take two boxes of toothpicks when I come to Yunde society."


    Li Tiezhu said, "can Yunde society compare with my sister? Your father doesn''t deserve it!"


    Dawei: "call Mr. Guo right away and ask Li Tiezhu to say it again."


    Guo Dalin counseled: "no, no, the pillar really dares to say. Don''t look back and make my father angry. It''s not cost-effective to take a plane to beat me up."


    Deng lune took Li Tiezhu''s shoulder and said, "are you afraid? Everyone! This is my buddy. We have had a cruel experience of bringing children together. We are iron! We will be invincible together in the next issue!"


    Li Tiezhu: "brother, together, we are estimated to be trapped in a secret room and become a corpse."


    Dun roon: "


    Li Tiezhu: "a few years later, people opened the secret room and saw, Ho! Two mummies, one named handsome man in the secret room and the other named mummy No. 1."


    Yang Mi: "poof..."


    Dawei: "Tiezhu is still very self aware."


    Li Tiezhu: "big teacher, come with us. You can gather up a mummy No. 2 at that time."


    The newcomer Huang Ritian couldn''t stand it. A mouthful of soda came out.


    Guo Dalin chuckled and bowed his head to record on his mobile phone. What a good crosstalk material! Worthy of my brother Zhu!


    After recording, he said, "Hey, our next issue will be fun. There are columns. The effect is better than my father."


    Yang Mi: "well, let''s have a rest early after dinner. Iron pillars are tired. We all go to bed early."


    Guo Dalin said, "don''t sleep, play mahjong, fight to the end! I haven''t played mahjong with Tiezhu for a long time. What is he tired? He has rested for four months since Jiangxia came back..."


    Yang mixin said, I don''t know if he is tired or not?


    But I can''t say.


    Yang Mi: "iron pillar, do you want to play mahjong?"


    Li Tiezhu: "fight! Enhance your feelings. There will be more tacit understanding when you record the program tomorrow."


    Yang Mi''s heart is empty and wants to solo.


    That night, six people played mahjong until two o''clock in the morning. At the strong request of Yang Mi, they went back to each house to have a rest. Yang Mi inspected house by house, and the team leader was very competent.


    Especially when checking Li Tiezhu''s room, she specially came in and closed the door to give detailed and in-depth instructions. Li Tiezhu was deeply grateful and gave a generous gift.

 Chapter 874

    The next day, Yang Mi''s red face looked very moist and looked great!


    After all, it is deep nourishment.


    Recording starts!


    "Oh ~ I''m too pink today, aren''t I?"


    Wearing a white shirt and pink shorts, sister Mi hopped through the hotel corridor and was full of vitality.


    I, damiko, have received the blessing of the spring of life!


    "Look!" she pointed to the peach pattern on her chest and the peach earrings. "Look at my peach. Hum ~ come on... Has anyone got on the bus?"


    Li Tiezhu frowned in the distance. He ate it many times last night. Peach, make it!


    Barrage:


    "Big Mizi is so cute!"


    "What a girl..."


    "Angels haunt."


    "Yang Mi is so pure today."


    "Yang Mimi is so beautiful."


    "Isn''t Guo Xiang so cute?"


    On the bus, the tender Guo Dalin and Dawei hurriedly greeted Yang Mi: "hard work..."


    Yang Mi holds her face: "Wow! They are so pink and tender. This is my seat, dalinzi. I usually sit here."


    Guo Dalin: "I''ll cover your heat. I''m afraid you''ll catch a cold."


    Dawei: "I''m looking forward to Li Tiezhu today. You know what? I want to see his black face wearing pink."


    Yang Mi said with a smile, "he? He''s a monster in it! Hey, have you all put on lipstick today?"


    Guo Dalin: "no, we ate children."


    Dawei: "one by one."


    Then there were Deng Lun and Huang Ritian. They got on the bus and sat down one after another to greet the others.


    Finally, the largest coffee Li Tiezhu in this period boarded the bus.


    Yang Mi: "poof... Geese! Where''s my cell phone?"


    Dun roon: take pictures


    Guo Dalin: "I''ll give Tao Zi a video."


    Dawei: "I''m blind! Li Tiezhu, you compensate me for my eyes."


    A pink Li Tiezhu: "haven''t you always been blind? When did you have eyes?"


    Newcomer Huang Ritian thinks Li Tiezhu is OK in this suit, and it''s not particularly funny. What''s the matter with these brothers and sisters? He doesn''t know Li Tiezhu''s image of the great devil in the circle. Of course, he doesn''t know what the contrast is when the great devil wears pink pants.


    Yang Mi reached out and poked Li Tiezhu: "ah! How cute! What to do! Poof ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "director, a female guest harassed me."


    Yang Mi: "ha ha ha ha... What is harassment? The first time I saw you so tender, my sister wanted to kiss you!"


    Dawei: "kiss one!"


    Dun roon: you must kiss


    Guo Dalin: "no kiss is not Chinese!"


    Li Tiezhu was awe inspiring: "I advise you to be kind! The Chinese do not kiss the Chinese!"


    "Boo ~"


    Yang Mi kissed openly.


    The coaxing people were stunned.


    Li Tiezhu touched his face: "did you apply half a kilo of lipstick?"


    Yang Mi: "three Liang."


    The crowd laughed, not embarrassed at all.


    The director said cautiously, "brother Zhu, can you release it?"


    Li Tiezhu: "let it go. It''s just for the national audience to see what a female hooligan is."


    The director is very happy. The whole gimmick of "Yang Mi kissing Li Tiezhu in the car" ensures a high audience rating.


    Huang Ritian''s eyes gradually suddenly, wow, this is the top star. He was so popular on the program for the first time. The guests held him and even the director was careful.


    "Who, Xiao, Xiao Zhang? You can go. Stop at the intersection in front. I''ll go down and buy some steamed stuffed buns. The hotel breakfast is terrible."


    Like his own family, Li Tiezhu has long been familiar with the cameramen, staff and drivers of Xiangnan station.


    On the bus, the director briefly talked about the theme of this issue - Entrepreneurship trap.


    Mr. Dawei is the captain.


    Li Tiezhu knew that he didn''t understand, so he didn''t listen. He concentrated on eating steamed stuffed buns. By the way, he bit Yang Mi and ate the cowpea bun that didn''t taste good.


    Huang Ritian was envious. Wow, brother Zhu and sister MI are so familiar!


    Guo Dalin smiles but doesn''t speak. His partner Qin Tao is Li Tiezhu''s iron friend. What information?


    Yang Mi was knocking CP. when she saw Deng lune finishing up Huang Ritian''s tie, she said, "why do you take off people''s clothes as soon as you come up?"


    Dun roon: "I''ll make my brother handsome. What are you thinking?"


    Yang Mi: "don''t do it in the car, go to the hotel..."


    Huang Ritian was embarrassed.


    Dun roon: are you too rotten


    Guo Dalin: "sister! The tie of the iron pillar is not tied well."


    Yang Mi: "ah, really? Let me see."


    Deng Lun and Huang Ritian are free, but Guo Dalin has a way.


    Barrage:


    "Sister Mi understands again!"


    "Yang Mi has been knocking CP all the time."


    "Ah, I thought of an incredible picture."


    "There is no basis for suspecting the car."


    "Is sister Mi a fan of crispy duck? Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Good."


    "The iron pillar was devastated."


    After playing, they began to discuss the next game, analyzed it clearly, and then asked Li Tiezhu''s views.


    Li Tiezhu: "do you cook for this program? What would you like to eat?"


    Yang Mi: "forget it! This is a brain burning program. Li Tiezhu has no brain to burn, but his body is OK, especially OK, poof..."


    Big teacher: "he''s healthy. What are you laughing at?"


    Yang Mi: "laugh, he has no brain."


    The teacher stopped talking, but slightly raised his eyebrows and thought everyone was Huang Ritian. What about the fool? Now it''s spread all over the circle. If you put your hair on, no one can make Li Tiezhu with the problem of life style.


    Next, everyone put on eye masks and went to the program recording venue.


    An abandoned building. Of course, the guests don''t know.


    When the bus arrived at the station, all the staff got off, one by one. They walked very slowly because they were wearing eye masks.


    "Is our program in the black season?"


    "I hope there are lights in this issue."


    "Where is this?"


    "Will it be another horror theme?"


    "Still go?"


    "Where is this?"


    "Hum ~ iron pillar, are you there?"


    "I''m behind you."


    "Then I''m not afraid."


    "Sister MI, in the previous issues, we had so many men to protect you. It''s better to be an iron pillar?"


    "Not so good."


    "I..."


    After the guests came to the position, the staff withdrew and locked the iron door.


    Yang Mi: "can you pick it?"


    Big teacher: "OK?"


    At this time, the big horn sounded: "please tell the players what your dream job is if you don''t become an artist?"


    Dawei: "yes, I want to open a fried chicken shop. Because I can see many fat people coming to my fried chicken shop to eat fried chicken. Come on, sister Mi!"


    Yang Mi: "kindergarten teacher."


    Dawei: "I''ll open the fried chicken shop at the gate of your kindergarten, iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu: "the contractor, because he makes money, doesn''t have to work."


    Dawei: "OK! The fried chicken shop and kindergarten will be contracted to you! Next."


    Dun roon: "I want to be an archaeologist."


    Dawei: "don''t archaeology, you dare. It''s easy to scare to death. Next."


    Dun roon: "because I want to know some unsolved secrets."


    Yang Mi: "is that me?"


    Dawei: "what do you want to do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "bah!"


    Guo Dalin: "hooligans!"


    Huang Ritian: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Yang Mi: "hum ~"


    Dun roon: you, are you still human


    Next, Guo Dalin: "I want fried chicken."


    Huang Ritian: "fashion designer."


    After receiving the notice, everyone can take off the eye mask.


    After looking around, they are in the dormitory of a start-up company. Less than 15 square meters, except for the bed, the guests didn''t even have a place to get off their feet. Various slogans are written on the surrounding walls:


    "Sleep on the floor today, tomorrow as boss."


    "Eat bitterly and suffer angrily."


    "In and out, remember the goal of wealth."


    Li Tiezhu sat down on the bed and had a rest. Sister MI is still very capable.


    Of course, the main reason is the lack of sleep. I''m still a child!


    The other five permanent guests are already familiar with the road. Facing the locked iron door, they can only find things and clues before they can go out. So everyone began to turn things.


    Seeing that everyone was so diligent, Li Tiezhu lay down in bed and slept.


    When Yang Mi stepped over Li Tiezhu, she almost couldn''t hold back. Fortunately, she held back and continued to look for something.


    Dawei: "iron pillar is really calm enough."


    Guo Dalin: "my brother Zhu never plays cards according to the routine. Maybe he won today."


    Then, we found some items that seemed useful to help them escape from the secret room. They are a group photo of Zhang Xiaoming and them, with sorry written on the back. One is Tao''s new number algorithm and a three digit password box.


    The five people quarreled and felt that the result of the algorithm, that is, the number of new people, was the password of the password box, and in the password box, it was likely to be the key to open the secret room.


    So, five people began to calculate the problem and saw it in a fog.


    They didn''t figure it out, but they made Li Tiezhu sleepy.


    Li Tiezhu sat up yawning, picked up the password box, adjusted the number to 111 and began to try, 112113114115


    The three digit password is not difficult. Last time, when Guo Gangde tried his six digit password box, the original man was called a tragic one. He was laughed at by Yu Qian teacher and made a tiktok to the Internet.


    Unfortunately, Guo Dalin did not inherit his father''s fine tradition.


    There was a dispute for a long time, but it didn''t work out, because this is not a mathematical problem, it has too many unknowns.


    Drop~


    When Li Tiezhu tried 365, the box opened.


    Huang Ritian: "ah! I see. Chinese characters are numbers, so ''Eloquence'' is six, and so on... Hey?"


    The horn sounded: "Hey! This doesn''t count! This doesn''t count!"


    The five guests looked at Li Tiezhu and the box opened in his hand.


    Huang Ritian refused: "I have to calculate this... 365, right?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes. We figured it out when we shouted the horn."


    In the box is a mobile phone, Xiao Ming''s mobile phone.


    Turn on the phone.


    Li Tiezhu: "didn''t you unlock the password? Isn''t the program team distracted?"


    Bullet screen comments make complaints about Li Tiezhu.


    There are only four apps on the mobile phone, including wechat, calculator, camera and a... Peach.


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "brother Da Lin, I suddenly have a premonition of immaturity."


    Guo Dalin understood: "do you think my father will come? Just because of this peach? I can tell you clearly that my father won''t come back! He''s missing today!"


    Li Tiezhu: "maybe it''s a smoke bomb."


    Guo Dalin is lost in thought. Has the father son relationship become dangerous because of a variety show these days? Have I cheated?


    Speaking of peach, dad is really suspicious


    Others burst into laughter, and Yang Mi was lying on Li Tiezhu''s shoulder laughing and crying.


    Ordinary people opened Xiaoming''s wechat and found that she borrowed money from all her family and began to discuss it again.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand the program: "what are they discussing?"


    Yang Mi: "find clues, find clues, get the password, and then we can go out."


    Li Tiezhu: "just kick the door open?"


    Yang Mi: "you can''t kick it."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll try."


    Everyone stopped the discussion and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu went to the door, pushed... And opened it.


    Not yet.


    Speaker: "please go back to Li Tiezhu, close the door and continue to look for clues. You''re... Not desirable!"


    Li Tiezhu closed the door again: "Oh! Sorry, I don''t have much experience for the first time. So, is this program about rules? I don''t cook?"


    Yang Mi: "this is a secret room game. Haven''t you ever played a secret room? It''s the kind where many people are locked together in a house."


    Li Tiezhu blushed: "we played... We played the kind of game that didn''t talk about rules..."


    Yang Mi hit him quietly: "it''s not that kind. It''s detective escape."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. I don''t understand.


    They began to calculate how much Xiaoming borrowed. They thought it was the password to open the door. As a result, they began to look at the slogan in the crack of the opposite door, as if there were numbers.


    Li Tiezhu sat by the door and pressed the password blindly. Six six, seven seven, eight eight, all wrong, nine nine


    by the way.


    The door opened again.


    Speaker: "Li Tiezhu, please don''t kick the door again. If you kick it, you have to pay for it."


    Li Tiezhu: "I opened it according to the password."


    Horn: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu: "the password is nine nine. If you don''t believe it, I''ll close it and try again."


    With that, Li Tiezhu closed the door and let others open it.


    The big teacher just used his mobile phone to enlarge the number on the slogan opposite is nine.


    Yang Mi tried it and opened it.


    Guo Dalin: "what did I say? Although we are a brain burning program, maybe the final winner is brother Zhu! He is the son of God. I''ll tell you."


    Yang Mi poked Li Tiezhu again: "yes! It''s hidden! How did you guess?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s OK to have a hand. You think too much, and the program team is not so smart at all. Let me tell you, I''m familiar with Xiangnan TV, and their screenwriters tut tut... It''s hard to say. You don''t have to bother so much."


    Big teacher: "why don''t you try the iron pillar next level?"


    So, everyone walked out of the dormitory and came to the dark corridor. Yang Mi hugged Li Tiezhu''s left arm and Deng Lun hugged Li Tiezhu''s other arm. It can be said that... Both soft and hard!


    In the room diagonally opposite, there were several figures with dim lights.


    The big teacher went to have a look: "come and have a look. Those faces are hurt. I dare not go over."


    Others shrink back.


    So, Li Tiezhu was pushed to the front.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t they move? I''ll sing them a song. The old driver will take me. I''m going..."


    One of the actors of the program group twitched: "wheezing..."

 Chapter 875

    Li Tiezhu went in. Several people outside looked and had a heated discussion again.


    Dun roon asked, "we''re going out now. Why don''t we turn left or right? Why do we have to go in? The lights are so terrible."


    Big teacher: "because it''s only bright inside. It''s black on the left and right."


    Huang Ritian said, "isn''t the dark place more frightening? You forgot the first two issues?"


    Yang Mi: "Deng lune, you can turn left or right alone. We''ll wait for the iron pillar to return!"


    Guo Dalin: "what if brother Zhu doesn''t come back?"


    Suddenly, everyone was silent.


    Because Li Tiezhu''s song disappeared, they looked in from the door and found no figure of Li Tiezhu.


    Yang Mi: "iron pillar? Lord... Pillar? Don''t scare me!"


    Guo Dalin: "it''s over! Brother Zhu is gone!"


    Dawei: "ha, songzhuer is going to come to you desperately. Sister MI, you pulled Li Tiezhu to this program. Songzhuer''s infinite head hammer smashed you into meat!"


    Huang Ritian: "poof... Infinite head hammer, hahaha..."


    Dun roon''s voice trembled: "can you still laugh? Brother Zhu is gone! Aren''t you afraid?"


    Dawei: "what can we do? Tiezhu is probably taken away by them as one of their own because of his bad brain. So I suggest Deng Lun go in. You can connect seamlessly and break into the enemy. The four of us are too smart to be recognized."


    Barrage:


    "Deng boldness is always the last!"


    "Where''s the flashlight?"


    "Sfboys protect me!"


    "Where''s the iron pillar?"


    "Serious elder brother should have any coquettish operation again."


    "High energy warning ahead!"


    "Infinite head hammer, ha ha..."


    Then they found six empty seats inside and discussed whether to go in and sit down, because they thought those empty seats were reserved for them.


    After calling Li Tiezhu no, they crowded together and walked in slowly.


    As soon as I entered the door, I scared myself and ran back screaming.


    "What?"


    "Why did you run?"


    "When I saw you running, I thought there was something!"


    "Scared the hell out of me!"


    Dawei took a small basket and set out again: "don''t the people inside can''t move? I''ll buckle it and try... You can''t close the door! Hey? Yes! Buckle one."


    NPC with basket on his back, motionless.


    So, several people boldly walked into the room again... Yidui found Xiao Ming sitting in the distance.


    "Xiao Ming, come out!"


    "Do you remember us?"


    Pop.


    Something hit Xiao Ming on the head.


    "Ah ah..."


    Xiao Ming was surprised and jumped up.


    "Ah ah..."


    The artists fled together.


    Several NPCs also stood up and were frightened.


    The horn sounded, "Xiao Ming, what are you moving?"


    NPC Xiao Ming''s voice was shaking: "something hit me and scared me to death."


    "The old driver took me..."


    Li Tiezhu turned out from behind a chair. He was going to attack Yang Mi. As a result, the gang were too counselled to come in. His legs were almost numb, so he changed his sneak attack target. It was good. NPC was scared, ha.


    Li Tiezhu came out and said to the guests, "what are you afraid of? Come in and tickle them."


    Dawei and Huang Ritian are the first to keep up, while others are still watching.


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Library..."


    NPCs are too miserable. They meet Li Tiezhu who doesn''t play cards according to the routine. The worst thing is Xiao Ming. The three people work together to tickle him.


    Yang Mi and Guo Dalin also reluctantly came in.


    Bang Dang!


    A sound.


    "Ah..."


    The guests were startled. Deng lune first ran back to the dormitory and hid in the most trembling. Dawei also ran back, but then ran out again.


    A voice sounded: "what''s the noise? Don''t you have to reflect in the conference room? Turn on the light!"


    Pop pop


    The lights are bright, in the corridor and in the conference room.


    In the conference room, several guests sat in their seats, and the NPCs did not move. There were bamboo baskets on two heads.


    Deng Lun and Da Wei looked out from the gate of the dormitory and the conference room respectively.


    A man in a black suit came with several people in black.


    "Ah... Here comes the teacher..."


    Dawei ran back to the meeting room.


    Dun roon was even more unique. He slammed himself into the dormitory, looked everywhere for a place to hide, and counselled a horse.


    Li Tiezhu was different. He came to a table by the door and the cat got up.


    The boss took the thugs, knocked on the iron door of the dormitory with a baton, and found Deng Lun hiding in the dormitory.


    "Come out!"


    Dun roon was at a loss and walked towards the door.


    The laughter of other guests has come from next door.


    Later, in an interview, Deng Ruan said: "I was scared to death. It felt like the five of them abandoned me."


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "I''m so happy."


    "You ran back by yourself."


    "I blame my teammates, hahaha..."


    "Isn''t that cute?"


    "How miserable, ha ha!"


    Then Dun roon was taken to the conference room and sat down.


    Boss Tao came in and pointed to Guo Dalin: "who are you?"


    Guo Dalin: "I... I am, hey?"


    Expression instant surprise.


    Li Tiezhu emerged from under the table, turned over and quickly locked boss Tao''s throat.


    Boss Tao panicked: "ah... Cough..."


    People in black are also stunned. What is this operation?


    Li Tiezhu hooped the boss''s neck and said, "you have been surrounded by me! Surrender immediately and accept the punishment of justice!"


    The guests laughed again.


    Deng lune counselled and punched the boss: "let you scare me! Not good!"


    Yang Mi was so amused by him that she hit the table fiercely. It was more funny than locking her throat with an iron pillar.


    The director was forced to enter: "iron pillar, let go of boss Tao."


    Li Tiezhu: "hum! Daydreaming!"


    The director couldn''t laugh or cry: "you can''t do this. You have to follow the rules in this program. You can''t use violence. You have to rely on wisdom."


    Li Tiezhu: "sneak attack is wisdom!"


    Dawei: "yes!"


    Yang Mi: "well, why should we let our boss go when we can catch him? I''ll search him and see if there is a key."


    The director shouted, "you can''t do this."


    Boss Tao: "don''t worry. Let her search me first."


    People: "hum?"


    The director laughed.


    Boss Tao: "come on!"


    Yang Mi: "bah! Tie Zhu, let him go."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh."


    Boss Tao is still not satisfied. What about the agreed body search?


    The director left and the recording continued.


    Barrage:


    "Ah... This..."


    "Serious brother is an infinite challenge. There are too many records!"


    "I surrounded you all alone."


    "Be reasonable, the operation of iron pillar is very logical."


    "The directors are here, ha ha ha..."


    "Let her search and her smile split."


    "Boss Tao wants to be searched!"


    "Why did you let it go? Hey..."


    The program continued. Boss Tao was very fierce and asked them to take down the bamboo basket on NPC''s head and do it all.


    Yang Mi: "teacher, have we met before?"


    Boss Tao: "did I let you talk?"


    Yang Mi: "you let me search..."


    Boss Tao continues the cue process and uses the company''s bodyguards to deter guests: "... If a person performs badly, he will be severely punished."


    Li Tiezhu raised his hand: "is there such a little bodyguard? It''s not enough."


    "Box box box box..."


    "Hahaha..."


    Too real.


    Boss Tao was slightly guilty: "there are... Many more. You must complete the number of new recruits! Tell me, what is new recruits!"


    He banged on dun roon''s table and scared the latter to stand up and stammer to explain.


    "No!"


    Boss Tao went to Li Tiezhu, jumped over and asked Yang Mi behind him, "what''s pull new?"


    Yang Mi pretended to be pitiful: "I don''t understand, teacher, why don''t I search you..."


    "Puff..."


    The crowd laughed again.


    Boss Tao: "be serious! You''re all wrong. You must be punished."


    "Ah..."


    The crowd screamed because the chairs suddenly rose and fell, knocking the guests seven meat and eight meat.


    Li Tiezhu reacted quickly, jumped down directly and stood next to him.


    Yang Mimi covered her face with a puff. What a shame. This action, strength and amplitude... Is as good as father Tiezhu. She covered her face with one hand and stretched out the other to let Li Tiezhu hold her.


    After grasping Li Tiezhu''s hand, Yang Mi pinched it. Li Tiezhu understood it for seconds. No wonder sister Mi''s expression was wrong and her association ability was very rich.


    Dawei also learned to stand up: "Hey, you see, I''ll be fine when I stand up."


    Boss Tao shouted, "sit down!"


    Dawei immediately sat back and said, "look, the iron pillar is not done."


    Boss Tao didn''t hear it.


    Barrage:


    "Box box box box..."


    "Drive, drive!"


    "There''s something wrong with the picture."


    "Sister Mi seems to understand."


    "Ha ha, boss Tao dare not be cruel to Li Tiezhu!"


    "Can you think wrong?"


    "Is this special? Can you not want to be crooked?"


    After the punishment, Yang Mi also hit Li Tiezhu.


    Next, the old employees take the new employees and stand up and shout slogans.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t stand up. He turned back and said to Yang Mi, "it doesn''t rhyme. No wonder this broken company can''t make money."


    It''s hard for Yang Mi to hold back her smile.


    After shouting, clap the table rhythmically.


    After shooting, Dawei ended up with a "roar!" and confused his behavior.


    Li Tiezhu then said, "skr~"


    Huang Ritian laughed directly.


    Dawei pointed at Li Tiezhu from afar. Sure enough, musicians are the soul of music. People who make music are masters!


    This tacit understanding, absolutely!


    Guo Dalin said: "I finally know why this issue is not a terrorist theme. There are iron pillars. It takes too much NPC to engage in terrorist themes and is easy to be killed."


    Yang Mi laughs crazy again. Li Tiezhu can really do it.


    Then, boss Tao allowed the NPCs to eat in the canteen, and the six guests were still sitting.


    Boss Tao continued to lecture: "... You only deserve leftovers... Remember, you are not allowed to go anywhere without the permission of President Tao!"


    Li Tiezhu has passed boss Tao and walked out of the conference room.


    The five guests laughed hard. Li Tiezhu really didn''t pay attention to boss Tao at all.


    What''s more wonderful is that when he went out, the two bodyguards blocking the door subconsciously gave way, looking afraid of being beaten.


    Then boss Tao chased out: "iron pillar, uncle! I beg you. Go in quickly. We''re going to close the door."


    Li Tiezhu: "I also want to see how the chef in the canteen does."


    "I''ll have dinner later, darling."


    "I''m not hungry. I just want to show my hand to the chefs."


    "No, go in, please."


    "Oh."


    "Thank you!"


    Bang, the door is closed.


    The barrage is full of ha ha.


    Yang Mi: "I''m laughing to death, Tiezhu. You really... You''re an uncle everywhere!"


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t steal, don''t lie, rely on yourself and work hard. You will be respected wherever you go!"


    Yang Mi: "poof, Ho, Ho..."


    Big teacher: "it''s over. The door is closed again. I can''t get out again."


    Li Tiezhu tried the door handle: "the quality of this door is not good. I can kick it open."


    Big teacher: "


    Guo Dalin: "it was a mistake for the program team to invite tie Zhu. For brother Zhu, there is no secret room in the world."


    Deng lune resolutely approached Li Tiezhu: "I''ll follow brother Zhu in this period. It''s safe!"


    Then, it''s the old routine again. Escape from the secret room.


    Look for clues first.


    Huang Ritian first found the note left by Xiao Ming.


    Yang Mi ran over and read: "ah! It''s nice of Xiao Ming. I was cheated by a high salary trap last month. Tao always cheated you more than me... Sorry, if you have a chance, you must go to Dad..."


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously promised: "ah!"


    Too skilled.


    Dawei: "are you faster than me?"


    Yang Mimi blushed, punched Li Tiezhu and Dawei respectively, and continued to read: "it''s not Dad, it''s going... What''s going?"


    Dun roon looked too and couldn''t recognize it.


    "That''s where President Tao often goes. There may be clues to escape."


    Li Tiezhu also came to see the mysterious characters: "the last big one is a loser?"


    Yang Mi gave him another punch! Just you!


    Finally, everyone decided to write separately and give full play to their brain holes.


    Li Tiezhu wrote a foot eight worker mouth big corpse hanging, which was rewritten by Yang Mi. This thing can''t be recorded. What''s wrong.


    But Li Tiezhu didn''t want to, so he protected him: "don''t rob, I know!"


    Yang Mi glared at her: "don''t write nonsense. You''ll broadcast it."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s foreign language. Ruiding is like Meng."


    Yang Mi: "what?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "letters, look across reading-room, reading room or something?"


    Dawei: "reading-room is right. There is no problem at all."


    Yang Mi was silly: "is that it? Why do I think Li Tiezhu wrote something indescribable..."


    Dawei: "what do you think it is?"


    Yang Mi blushed: "box box box..."


    Then came the crosstalk.


    The five guests hurried back to their seats.


    Like an uncle, Li Tiezhu went to the aisle door.


    President Tao opened the door again and shouted, "quiet! Sorry..."


    President Tao was startled by Li Tiezhu, bypassed Li Tiezhu and continued to shout: "quiet! Other employees have finished their meals. You go to the canteen with me to eat leftovers. Come out! Line up and behave! Hey? Tiezhu, wait, please come and line up first..."


    Li Tiezhu had come to the front and found the reading-room. Then, as soon as he tried hard, the iron door was pulled open.


    Everyone was embarrassed.


    President Tao: "pinch off this section... Iron pillar, don''t do it again..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ll try the quality of this door. I didn''t think it was so useless. I''m sorry!"

 Chapter 878

    Huang Ritian said to Yang Mi, "Wow, brother Zhu is so fierce!"


    Yang Mi: "with you? I don''t know yet!"


    Huang Ritian is a little embarrassed. Why does my sister know everything? Sure enough, he deserves to be an old artist


    Soon, several guests came to the room called canteen, which was not big. Something is still burning in the pot on the small stove. I don''t know what it is with the lid on.


    On a whiteboard, the order list of today''s canteen is written, meat A20 yuan, meat B20 yuan, vegetable 48 yuan


    Take your place and lift the lid.


    The soup and rice in the pot are boiling. Each guest gets some ice spoons. Moreover, they can''t be padded with paper. They have to eat all the food in ten minutes without leaving a drop.


    This is basically impossible.


    The guests began to show their magic powers, and Tao and his bodyguards supervised.


    Li Tiezhu took an ice spoon and took a bite. It was crunchy and delicious.


    Yang Mi: "silly pillar! It''s not for you to eat the spoon, it''s for you to eat the rice in the pot!"


    Dun roon, a clever little ghost, put the hot rice in the quilt with an ice spoon and looked proud.


    Then, President Tao poured it back for him and said sternly, "it can''t be put in the cup!"


    Dun roon shrank in fear.


    Yang Mi and Deng Luen were very clever at eating. Huang Ritian, Da teacher and Guo Dalin make complaints about the whole process.


    Li Tiezhu was in a daze. He suddenly thought, why waste food? So many good ingredients are enough to make a small hot pot. The program team is not human.


    The countdown begins.


    Yang Mi began to panic: "ah! Is it so fast? I have a lot left."


    Big teacher: "what''s the hurry? The more I eat, the more I say?"


    Guo Dalin said, "why do you eat more?"


    Li Tiezhu picked up Yang Mi''s basin and poured it into Dawei''s basin: "like this."


    Dawei: "beautiful! But it doesn''t matter. I can''t finish eating anyway. If I can save one, it''s one!"


    Time out.


    However, this game doesn''t look at individuals, but groups. If a person doesn''t finish eating, all of them must be punished, not to mention only one finished eating.


    President Tao: "now, I will punish you to clean up all the tragedies."


    The dining car beside the table was full of dirty plates.


    "Shall I wash you, too?"


    According to Li Tiezhu''s temper, he directly washed Tao in the sink.


    President Tao Seri Nara said, "I don''t need it. I''ll wash it myself."


    Yang Mi began to dirty again: "box... Iron pillar, wake up. He''s a man..."


    People look at Yang Mi in surprise. Are you thinking about God ink duck?


    President Tao left with his bodyguard, and the canteen door was closed again. There was no secret room.


    They began to wash the plate and discuss the password. Finally, they reached a consensus. Xiaoming, who is not completely insane, may have left the password in the plate.


    Li Tiezhu took a spoon and began to eat soup and rice.


    Deng Lun: "brother Zhu, what''s the situation with you? You''re really hungry?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "waste is shameful!"


    Yang Mi smiled inexplicably: "Puff... Yes, iron pillar often says that you can''t leave a drop. This is the rule! Pillar saves money when he is young. Don''t I know..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? Reason quickly and leave me alone."


    Yang Mi is not smiling, not smiling.


    Li Tiezhu immediately blushed, stared at Yang Mi and recorded the program. Don''t drive around!


    Li Tiezhu, who has always been diligent, didn''t rush to work this time. She was a little uncomfortable by sister MI and ate silently. It''s leftovers, but of course it''s not true. It tastes even good.


    Anyway, they don''t really wash the dishes and put on airs.


    Yang Mi washed the boss''s bowl, collected the five symbols, and burst into tears: "I brushed it, I''m great, I''m Ouye, the son of God!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "my name is Tianxuan."


    Yang Mi was stunned: "really? Dad! Praise me."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no! You''ve lost all your lipstick. Mend it?"


    Yang Mi: "ah? Really? Let me see..."


    The others laughed.


    The barrage is going crazy, but no one will think that Yang Mi is not a variety cell at all, but a conditioned reflex.


    "Silly pillars know how to take advantage?"


    "I''m serious. My name is Tianxuan. Ha ha..."


    "Sister MI, my father''s cry made me have myocardial infarction!"


    "Why do I think so?"


    "Want to go to the wall and think about it for ten minutes!"


    "Hahaha, sister MI is proud and charming."


    "But your fork is broken and will be inserted into your waist."


    "Can you put it in your waist? I''ve seen a lot."


    "Bah!"


    "God chooses to wash the dishes."


    At this time, several people are cleaning the plates and calculating what is in their meals to determine the symbol of each food.


    Guo Dalin: "x is an egg. Mr. Dawei and I have no eggs!"


    Dun roon was surprised: "ah? Don''t you have eggs?"


    Dawei: "no, we have nothing."


    Huang Ritian: "they have nothing."


    Yang Mi: "Pooh... It''s all right. Leave me alone."


    She went aside, kicked Li Tiezhu, who was in a daze, continued to cover her mouth and laugh, hiding out of the picture.


    Li Tiezhu thought, "I don''t have eggs!"


    Yang Mi laughed with tears and stamped her feet. The master knew to open her eyes and tell lies! Is there anything I don''t know? Not only eggs, but also intestines.


    At this time, the camera in the corner gave Yang Mi a close-up through the shoulders of the two people.


    She wept and laughed, and her expression completely lost her management ability.


    Barrage:


    "We don''t have eggs???"


    "What word of tiger and wolf!"


    "Drive?"


    "My mommy''s silly hee hee."


    "When I went, Yang Mi laughed and cried."


    "The car is so fast."


    Then, they calculated the password according to the corresponding symbol and vegetable price, and the door opened??


    But the inner floor is open, and the iron door outside is still closed.


    That is, the password is wrong.


    A group of people were at the door, chattering and discussing.


    Yang Mi took advantage of the chaos and took out Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu shivered: "what are you doing? What are you doing, Deng Lun?"


    Dun roon was blankly: "what''s the matter?"


    Yang Mi was startled: "I! It''s me. I accidentally touched you. It''s me... I remember you had eggs in your bowl."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Then, others continued to calculate and found that the price on the menu was the total price of each dish. They needed to count the quantity of each dish, so they got busy again.


    Calculate... Collapse.


    Yang Mi stared at Li Tiezhu in a daze. Suddenly she was a little greedy and scolded the damn program in her heart.


    Big teacher: "no, we''ll calculate again. Sister MI, why are you looking at Li Tiezhu if you don''t help?"


    Yang Mi: "find inspiration."


    Guo Dalin: "Oh, you can fool me more than my father when you find inspiration from brother shelzhu."


    Dun roon: did you find it, sister


    Yang Mi was a little confused: "ah? I found it. Don''t divide the unit price first. Try the readjusted unit price arrangement again."


    Dawei: "is this your inspiration? Well, I''ll try."


    Drop!


    The door opened.


    The crowd immediately exclaimed.


    Yang Mi was silly: "Wow! I said I could find inspiration by looking at iron pillars!"


    Li Tiezhu burped: "what?"


    Yang Mi: "nothing. Go out and thank Li Tiezhu for giving me inspiration, mua~"


    After kissing Li Tiezhu, Yang Mi began to dance awkwardly and showed that she had once again become the son of heaven.


    Dawei: "sister MI, aren''t you afraid of making an affair now?"


    Yang Mi said, "what are you afraid of? Let pine and bamboo hammer me!"


    We went out one after another to find the reading room we saw just now.


    Yang Mi fell at last and tried to sneak attack Li Tiezhu again. However, Li Tiezhu had been on guard, stared at her and said silently, "I''ll punish you for calling dad three times in the next level."


    Yang Mi nodded excitedly.


    Li Tiezhu is stupid, eh? Did I give her the wrong signal?


    Reading room is off and needs a password.


    The people discussed again.


    Li Tiezhu said, "why don''t we go to the place where President Tao takes a nap, tie him up and force him to say the password?"


    The crowd looked at Li Tiezhu and was speechless.


    Dawei: "delete what Tiezhu said. We are not bandits."


    Yang Mi said, "Li Tiezhu, do you really think you are a father? You don''t tell any rules."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "ah?"


    That''s a third of the task? Tall and handsome!


    After discussing for a while, everyone had no clue.


    Deng Lun: "brother Zhu, you can try. You can do anything anyway."


    Li Tiezhu is speechless and choking. The three digit password is OK. I don''t know how many digits. Do you think I''m stupid? Like Guo Dalin''s father? A nose and a tear, sit on the ground and try the six digit password box for a night?


    After that, the staff prompted that there was an access card in the secret room next to it, although the staff would certainly be reduced.


    Several people stole the access card with a broom and opened the reading room.


    This design, don''t go astray.


    Yang Mi, the leg essence, began to dance again and said, "my father is the choice of heaven!"


    Task completed 2 / 3.


    Li Tiezhu is no longer surprised. This is a magical sister.


    There are many books and a computer in the reading room.


    You still need a password to turn on the computer.


    It''s boring to find the password again


    Yang Mi squatted on the ground: "how annoying! It''s the password again! It''s the password again? Dad, help me, I don''t live..."


    Guo Dalin: "ha ha, sister MI is crazy."


    Li Tiezhu was startled, so fast?


    The big teacher sat in front of the computer and said, "in fact, we can restart and give the C disk of the computer a grid. After formatting, we can go in."


    Huang Ritian: "what if the password is installed on the C disk desktop?"


    The big teacher said, "Oh, that makes sense."


    Tao and his wife are on the computer desktop. Under the computer password input field, there is a line of prompt: what does my wife need to be replaced?


    Dun roon: "what do you need to be? What does your wife need to be?"


    Yang Mi: "Pooh..."


    Dawei was very considerate: "the program team, cut this part off for sister MI. It''s too much!"


    Li Tiezhu: "by what? 69? 96?"


    Guo Dalin patted his thigh: "ah ha ha ha..."


    Huang Ritian: "what 6996?"


    Yang Mi: "Oh, box box box..."


    Don''t do this. This program will be banned. Cut it off. You''re really good. Iron pillars take the lead in driving


    Then they continued to look for the password.


    Dun roon said that women have acne. Enter the name of the acne product they endorse and enter.


    Wrong password.


    But that paragraph was not cut off, so the barrage became like this:


    "Wow, my God!"


    "The word of tiger and wolf!"


    "The little yellow flowers of the motherland are all on this program."


    "Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu, who is pure and clean..."


    "Sorry, I think it''s wrong."


    "This paragraph has become colored."


    "What is 69?"


    Yang Mi compared Li Tiezhu with a cross of her index finger.


    Li Tiezhu understands that this sister dislikes the boring games of the program group and improves the difficulty for herself, that is 3 / 10.


    Without looking for clues, he sat in front of the computer and began to restart the computer.


    And start pressing F11.


    Select safe mode to start.


    It''s open. Oh, roar!


    There is only one wechat chat screenshot. Li Tiezhu opened it. It is about the passwords on the ninth and eleventh floors. The passwords on the ninth floor are in the reading room. He called everyone over and took pictures on his cell phone.


    "Eh? How did you do it?"


    "Safe mode, don''t you know?"


    "Brother Zhu, do you understand computers?"


    "I don''t understand. My agent Zhang Xiaomeng''s computer often crashes, blue screen and virus. I log in in this way, copy the data, and then take it to repair."


    "You don''t look like a good agent!"


    The last sentence was said by Guo Dalin.


    In short, we still got the information, but for the effect of the program, we decided to restart and try what the password was.


    Finally, I tried out an advertising word for advertising, so I had to... Need to be cured.


    cure?


    People: "cut..."


    Yang Mi said: "what''s the password set by my husband? It''s still Tiezhu''s father. He''s his father in all kinds of variety shows."


    4/10¡­¡­5/10¡£


    Speed.


    Everyone began to look for the password on the ninth floor. The first thing they thought of was the bookmarks. They found the labels of four red books and marked the different subtitle combinations.


    OK, there''s another story.


    The alarm sounded.


    Then came the angry and insufficiently angry voice of President Tao: "... How did such a serious thing happen? All security guards gather for me!"


    Yang Mi: "what should I do?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you afraid of? They can''t beat me again."


    Yang Mi: "come here and let father Tiezhu protect you."


    6/10¡£


    Deng lune, the counsellor, came first and hid behind Li Tiezhu trembling: "Dad, protect me."


    Yang Mi: "


    President Tao: "if you see disobedient people running around, give me a hard beating!"


    Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap


    The footsteps of the security guards came.


    Several guests left the reading room and returned to the canteen.


    President Tao burst in: "where is Xiao Ming? See?"


    We all know that... The confidential documents of Xiaoming investment company have run away.


    This is the story.


    Li Tiezhu covered his face.


    Deng Lun: "what''s the matter, brother Zhu? I think the plot is bullshit?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you''re bullshit. You still have a corridor label on your body. You''ve helped me, brother! President Tao... Your acting skills are terrible!"


    Soon, Xiao Ming was caught and looked badly beaten.


    Guo Dalin: "ah ah... It''s terrible."


    Yang Mi suddenly said, "Xiao Ming is miserable. Fortunately, we have father''s protection!"


    7/10¡£

 Chapter 879

    President Tao gives Xiaoming a punch and kicks Xiaoming again.


    Xiao Ming''s acting skills burst. He dumped Tao Zong for ten blocks. At least the play was very lifelike. It was a fake fight and a fake kick. His fall was a real fall and it hurt.


    Several guests were so frightened that Deng Lun and Yang Mi hugged Li Tiezhu''s arm from left to right again, grinding hard and soft for protection.


    Dawei: "Hey, tut tut......"


    Guo Dalin: "it hurts. Let''s take it easy, Mr. Tao."


    The security guard dragged Xiaoming to the corridor and continued to beat him. President Tao also pressed aside where he hid the confidential documents.


    It''s just a story pushed to the game. It''s done quite carefully.


    Xiao Ming''s scream is very emotional.


    Yang Mi said, "if they hit me, would you protect me? Iron pillar."


    Dun roon, hanging from the other arm, said, "call Dad first, right, Dad."


    Yang Mi: "Dad, box..."


    8/10¡£


    Li Tiezhu skimmed his lips: "well, it''s just a game. You''re all playwrights. Go and see what confidential documents it is."


    Guo Dalin and Dawei have gone out to watch.


    Dawei: "how can this issue be psychological torture? It''s more frightening than terrible."


    Xiao Ming began to say his lines, accused the swindler company, and claimed to take the information out and let them pay the price.


    The security guard scolded the guest: "go back! Get back!"


    The guests were so frightened that they ran back and peeped at the door.


    Li Tiezhu has strolled to Xiao Ming and squatted on the ground to watch him perform.


    The guests lamented that Li Tiezhu was a real father and no one dared to take care of him.


    President Tao: "Li Tiezhu, don''t you go back to the canteen? Do you ignore my words?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you stop for a while. I''ll talk to this brother. What''s that? I appreciate your acting. Come to me later. I''ll take you with me next time."


    Xiao Ming, who was crying, suddenly burst his expression: "really, really? Can I really play in a movie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "really! I''ve been watching you just now. Your acting skills are very good and much better than me. Brother Yao and I have a film called embroidered spring knife at the end of the year. When you come to play male five, should it be male five? It''s not starring, but the play is very important."


    Xiao Ming nodded again and again: "OK, OK! Thank you, Miss Li, thank you..."


    Li Tiezhu patted him: "thank you. Thank you. This is your chance to earn your strength. Come on."


    Xiaoming was full of confidence and began to burst into tears.


    The guests at the door laughed silly and suddenly stopped to dig the foot of the wall. Is it OK?


    Tao didn''t dare to interrupt, so he had to wait for them to finish. After all, this is Li Tiezhu! This thing will bind people when it''s urgent.


    He said with a smile, "brother Zhu, are you finished talking?"


    Li Tiezhu came back: "it''s over. You go on. Add chicken legs to Xiao Ming for dinner."


    Tao nodded with a smile and said, "OK, ok..."


    Then he changed his face: "I think you''re tired of living! You two, take him to the bathroom on the tenth floor and fight me to death!"


    What do you think of my acting skills?


    Li Tiezhu didn''t even look at him. He was pompous and artificial!


    Xiao Ming was taken away.


    Mr. Tao said to the camera, "just cut that paragraph off, otherwise I would look stupid."


    Li Tiezhu: "if you say so, they won''t cut it off."


    President Tao: "hey?"


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "I was scared and suddenly laughed with a runny nose."


    "Serious brother: I walk."


    "Iron pillar is really a man outside the rules."


    "No one dares to touch him."


    "Tao is always so clever."


    "I also think Xiao Ming plays well."


    "I''m going to make a movie. Tie Zhu has a good eye. Come on, Xiao Ming."


    "This Tao is always naive..."


    NPC''s exit, guests began to discuss, ready to find the password, go to the tenth floor and rescue Xiaoming to get confidential documents.


    So, everyone returned to the reading room with the red labeled book.


    Yang Mi said, "Dad, I heard you''re going to make a movie in the second half of the year?"


    Li Tiezhu said warily, "what do you want to do?"


    Yang Mi: "Dad, take me?"


    10/10¡£


    Is this the end of the task?


    Dun roon also said, "Dad, take me too?"


    Li Tiezhu: "good, good."


    Dun roon: "where''s dad? Where am I going? Ah, Dad took me to make a movie! Thank you, Dad!"


    This product is also shameless and skinnless. It used to be a little idol burden, but now it''s released.


    Yang Mi also shouted, "Dad took me to make a movie! Thank you, Dad! Dad is so nice!"


    Overfulfilled the task.


    Sister Mi said she was very proud and called Dad. I''m best at it.


    We discussed the next play, how to find the confidential documents and kill President Tao.


    Guo Dalin suddenly shouted, "don''t say that about my boss. Tao always gave us a second life!"


    Suddenly began to perform.


    Li Tiezhu: "Miss, do you want to wear a black suit and be a security guard?"


    Guo Dalin counselled: "no, no, I''m afraid you''ll hit me."


    Everyone laughed.


    Yang Mi: "father Tiezhu is still the one who gave me a second life."


    Dun roon: "me too. I swear to death to let my father protect me."


    Yang Mi''s expression is wrong. He also gave you a second life? As far as I know, dad is not good at this. They are all women. We had the second enlightenment ceremony to regain the form. Is it OK for men? What position


    Li Tiezhu patted Yang Mi on the forehead: "restrain your expression."


    He was so familiar with Yang Mi that the sisters began to glow and heat again. The energy was full to overflow.


    Then they began to study the labels of the books, which were all in English.


    Li Tiezhu did not participate. He knew himself.


    The password they got was pass word is six eleven.


    The password is 6011.


    Successfully opened the door to the tenth floor, which is the channel where they got the access card just now.


    "Oh! Here we go!"


    "It''s a little scary."


    "This time there is no ghost, no terror..."


    "I''m afraid!"


    "Let''s catch father Tiezhu!"


    "Li Tiezhu protects the body!"


    "Then I''m as urgent as a law. Father Tiezhu is on me!"


    "Puff puff box..."


    Yang Mi is laughing all the time. Is it OK to get on my body? Then I''m still close to my father Tiezhu. I can''t laugh anymore


    Others naturally can''t get her strange smile and move on.


    "Black! Dunlune, black."


    The big teacher at the front turned his head and said to dunlune.


    "Oh..."


    Deng Lun was so frightened that he hugged Li Tiezhu''s arm again.


    Yang Mi also rubbed along with the trend, a little uncomfortable.


    As the team leader, the senior teacher took the lead, Li Tiezhu second, Yang Mi third, Deng Lun fourth, followed by Miss Yunde and Huang Ritian. After all, Deng Lun dared not take the last.


    Dawei turned on his cell phone flashlight and walked up the dark stairs.


    Taking advantage of the dark in the corridor, Yang Mi took Li Tiezhu''s hand and rubbed it down, which stimulated the thief.


    Li Tiezhu is speechless. He''s recording it.


    Dawei walked in front and said, "pay attention to the corner. If there is someone at the corner of the stairs, wow!"


    He jumped sideways suddenly to frighten the people behind him.


    Deng lune was so frightened that she squatted down. Yang Mi hugged Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu fell to the ground with Da Wei''s collar.


    "Oh... Iron pillar, are you? Hiss..."


    Dawei is killing me.


    Li Tiezhu: "sorry, big teacher, I thought someone attacked us, and the conditioned reflex was..."


    Yang Mi hung on Li Tiezhu''s arm: "box..."


    The big teacher is honest now. If he doesn''t dare to scare people, he will be killed alive.


    Keep going upstairs.


    The guests came to the tenth floor and found the bathroom, which was full of blood.


    Dawei was startled and brought Deng Lun over to enjoy it.


    Dun roon held his father in his arms.


    Yang Mi came and took a look, ran back and continued to hold Li Tiezhu''s arm: "Dad... Scared me to death."


    The crowd entered the bathroom and began to look for Xiao Ming.


    The big teacher stood on the platform and began to look for Xiao Ming: "I''ll be condescending and see if Xiao Ming is there."


    Yang Mi: "why don''t you look from below? You can also look under the crack of the bathroom door."


    Big teacher: "look at the bottom. I''ll look at the top. It''s easy to see the eggs first. People like us who don''t have eggs don''t deserve to look from below."


    Yang Mi: "I... I dare not look at what you said."


    Li Tiezhu make complaints about it: "do you want to see it more?"


    Yang Mi hit Li Tiezhu with a small fist. What''s the big truth? My variety show can''t collapse!


    Bang!


    The door closed again.


    "Ah ah..."


    The crowd gathered around Li Tiezhu again.


    "It''s time to get together again."


    "This is a group show."


    "Li Tiezhu is the mainstay of our team."


    "If there were iron pillars in the last two issues, Lao Deng would not be frightened out of his psychological shadow."


    "Or iron pillar, don''t go."


    "Ah! I agree, ah... It''s over, it''s over."


    Yang Mi suddenly said.


    Dawei: "what''s over?"


    Dami said, "the last bathroom, below, do you see your hand? It''s over! Xiao Ming must be over."


    Several people timidly opened the bathroom door and found Xiao Ming lying inside.


    "What''s it like?"


    "Xiao Ming, are you still alive?"


    "Wake up, Xiao Ming."


    "Express delivery!"


    "Get up, Xiao Ming. The teacher is making rounds."


    "Iron pillar dad, go!"


    "Puff box..."


    "Sister MI, what are you laughing at? Of course it''s on the iron pillar at this time."


    "I didn''t, ha ha ha..."


    Yang Mi covers her mouth and laughs wildly. Xiao Ming is so miserable. You still let the iron pillar take the bamboo shoots! On the scale of my iron pillar, don''t you send people away directly?


    Li Tiezhu: "Yang Mi, shut up and be serious. I''ll tickle Xiao Ming."


    Xiao Ming didn''t move... He smoked: "poof, eh, hey... Poof..."


    The defense is broken.


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed: "Xiao Ming is still alive!"


    Xiao Ming: "come on, brother Zhu. I''ll deduct my salary."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, don''t be afraid. I''ll ask the program team to cut off your moving picture."


    Xiao Ming: "thank you."


    Barrage: "didn''t cut it off!"


    Then Li Tiezhu and the eldest lady began to search Xiaoming. They found nothing except a strange straw skirt.


    Li Tiezhu said, "take off your pants and have a look."


    Xiao Ming suddenly began to smoke.


    The crowd was startled.


    Li Tiezhu raised his foot and was about to kick Xiaoming. The conditioned reflex was that he held back. Otherwise, Xiaoming was afraid to fall into a coma again.


    Xiao Ming began to show his acting skills, described his experience of being cheated, and then asked, "did you find a way to escape in the reading room?"


    Dawei: "we know we''re going to the eleventh floor."


    Xiao Ming began to shake his head.


    Dun roon: "where do we go up to the eleventh floor now?"


    Xiao Ming: "it''s not so easy to go to the eleventh floor. The door over there can''t get out at all. The key has always been on President Tao..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s simple. I''ll just catch president Tao."


    Yang Mi: "Dad is powerful!"


    Dun roon: Dad, the universe is invincible


    Dun roon, a fool, called Dad with Yang Mi, but he didn''t violate it at all.


    Finally, Xiao Ming said that today''s light maintenance, you can go around the back door of the bathroom and go to the eleventh floor through the maintenance channel. Confidential documents are hidden in the basket of dirty clothes at the back door of the bathroom.


    Li Tiezhu said, "we have all the information. Let''s kill Xiao Ming? He can''t live like this."


    People: "ha ha ha..."


    Xiao Ming: "I can hold on for a while. Don''t bother brother Zhu... Cough..."


    Xiao Ming pretended to faint.


    Barrage: "this NPC is really good. No wonder Li Tiezhu likes him."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "sister Mi! Come and give Xiao Ming artificial respiration."


    Yang Mi jumped and said, "copy that!"


    Xiao Ming, who is already unconscious, starts smoking again.


    Everyone laughed and went to the back door of the bathroom.


    Xiao Ming sat up disappointed and left in the direction that the camera couldn''t catch. He was very disappointed.


    So the access control of the back door was stuck in the bathroom cabinet of President Tao.


    Which is Mr. Tao''s bathroom cabinet?


    It''s time to decipher and solve the problem. In front of the bathroom cabinet of President Tao is the four point pattern of crown + clock.


    The last password is Zhu, note!


    Big teacher: "Oh! It must be right. This must be right. Note, it is homophonic with Zhu. Li Tiezhu is coming this time. This link is specially designed by the program team."


    They got the access card at the back door of the bathroom, went through it and got the information hidden by Xiao Ming.


    In a wig cover.


    Then, Yang Mi picked up several Cosplay hair bands in the basket and brought them to Huang Ritian, Dawei and Li Tiezhu. Li Tiezhu wore devil ears and Yang Mi himself wore fox ears.


    The guests went on, and then


    "It''s over..."


    "I''m afraid of this."


    "Wow!"


    "Father Tiezhu carried me."


    "And me, Dad."


    "What should I do?"


    "What... Brother Zhu, is it still time for me to call dad now?"


    30m pure rope suspension bridge with a maximum spacing of 1.81M.


    This is the maintenance channel.


    Li Tiezhu said he sprinkled water, but several guests were frightened. Obviously, they had an unpleasant experience.


    But this is the only way to escape.


    Then, the staff came up to wear protective clothing for them. In order not to let them really fall, there were locks hanging on the suspension bridge.


    Guo Dalin asked Li Tiezhu, "brother Zhu, can you handle this thing?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "this is very simple. In the real man, we hung a rope without protective gear and crossed the river for 100 meters. What is this?"


    Dun roon: "what if I carry another person? Father Tiezhu."


    Yang Mi: "Dad!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Er, I haven''t tried to carry a person, but sister MI is very light. It should be no problem. Deng lune, you climb over by yourself."


    Dun roon said, "I''m out of favor! Dad doesn''t love me!"


    Huang Ritian laughed. These brothers and sisters can really play. Anyway, I can''t call my father.


    Guo Dalin said to Li Tiezhu, "why don''t I call you dad, too?"


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t! Mr. Guo will cut me to death."

 Chapter 880

    Yang Mi was the first to put on her protective clothing, walked to the platform of the plank road and exclaimed, "Wow! How can this be over..."


    Later, in an interview, she said:


    "I didn''t do it when I jumped from a building in the last period, and then I failed. I felt guilty at that time. I thought that if I had such a challenge again, I wouldn''t embarrass myself. If I feel that I can''t go, I''d better not go."


    From the heart.


    At that time, Yang Mi was ignorant and her eyes were straight.


    The second teacher came up: "what''s the matter? Does sister Mi want to go first?"


    Yang Mi didn''t answer.


    Li Tiezhu came up the third: "she was frightened. Didn''t she see her calf and stomach shaking? Yang XiaoCong, are you okay? Yang XiaoCong!"


    Yang Mi recovered: "ah? What''s the matter?"


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha, it''s you!"


    "Sister MI is still a show."


    "Still don''t embarrass yourself."


    "Yang XiaoCong is OK?"


    "Iron pillar named ghost talent."


    "Let the serious brother go first."


    Dawei glanced at the "battlefield" and said, "forget it, I''d better go first."


    Yang Mi: "come on, come on."


    Dawei turned and walked down the stairs: "I''m going."


    Yang Mi: "big advice..."


    Dawei: "I''m afraid of heights. I have a serious fear of heights. Generally, I squat. I rarely stand except for recording programs. More than one meter is a very high height for me. My beds have sawn legs, just like his father."


    Yang Mi: "you are suitable for director Guo''s height."


    Dawei: "in that case, I will live with a sense of security. No wonder director Guo is not afraid to make bad films."


    These two sentences were cut out.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m the first. You line up and start."


    Then he stepped out. The so-called plank road is a U-shaped rope. People step on it to control their balance, and then crotch to the next U-shaped rope.


    When others stepped onto the platform, Li Tiezhu had reached the fourth.


    Dun roon: "I''m the second one. It looks very relaxed. Danger... Ah... No, no, I can''t stand at all. It''s too scary. It''s impossible."


    He drew back.


    Others were also frightened and shouted, "this is impossible..."


    Li Tiezhu sat on the fourth rope on the swing and waited for his teammates: "what are you doing? Why don''t you go? Do you want to do some variety effects? Do I want to play a part?"


    Everyone is silent, this Versailles!


    Yang Mi: "you go there first and try to see if you can go to heaven alone!"


    Guo Dalin: "yes, we are willing to be chickens and dogs."


    So Li Tiezhu went on.


    There''s nothing wrong. It''s just walking. It''s very fast.


    Dun roon''s silly eye: "this is the real father! Dad, come on, take us to fly!"


    Li Tiezhu walked to the middle and found that there were wooden strips between several ropes, just like a single wooden bridge.


    Some ropes were nearly two meters apart, but it was no difficulty for Li Tiezhu. He hung the steel rope close to his arms.


    After taking a few more steps, Li Tiezhu reached the end.


    Everyone cheered.


    Then there is a slightly awkward wait, waiting to activate something, for example, chicken and dog rise to heaven.


    Barrage:


    "Is it too easy for iron pillar to walk?"


    "It''s far from the rope in the real man."


    "It''s mainly the strength of the arm."


    "What are you waiting for?"


    "It''s impossible to fly you, a bunch of fools."


    "This link must be all in the past."


    Dawei: "sure enough, I still can''t. let''s go!"


    Huang Ritian: "let me try."


    He tried his best, but he couldn''t. He had no strength in his arm and couldn''t hang at all.


    It was Deng Ruan who tried again. The benefits of fitness were reflected. He walked a third and had no strength. He was in a dilemma.


    Then Li Tiezhu came back.


    Holding two two meter long planks in his arms, he rowed past dunlune with ease, exchanged the position of the safety rope bayonet and continued to move forward. This time, instead of relying on his arm, he directly hung on the safety rope and slid forward.


    Dun roon: can it still be like this


    Li Tiezhu said, "I just went to the end. This rope can weigh two tons. We can hang it together."


    Then, dun roon also opened a new model and became very easy.


    Li Tiezhu went back and paved two single wooden bridges for others. Let them come over and they can operate by themselves. The four people went to the second single wooden bridge, moved the latter one to the front and continued to walk.


    Dawei: "thanks to the great Li Tiezhu! Tiezhu is a real father today!"


    Guo Dalin: "Wow, it''s too warm, too warm, brother Zhu. I can remember you all my life today."


    Huang Ritian: "brother Zhu is so powerful."


    Yang Mi: "hum ~"


    Dawei: "stop whining. Pass the board in the back."


    Li Tiezhu slid forward alone, caught up with Deng Lun, and almost hit: "yo ~ today, the pants are pink. Brother, you pout there, and your ass looks like a big peach."


    The latter few laughed crazy, especially Yang Mi. They are really similar. They are not only like Deng Lun, but also more like Li Tiezhu. It''s good to say something about others.


    Dun roon: "wait for the bridge. I''m so tired. Aren''t you tired?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "ah... Yes, we can walk with them when the bridge arrives."


    Dun roon: "what? You want to send them the bridge. You don''t know how to take the bridge?"


    Li Tiezhu was lost in thought. There must be something wrong.


    Barrage:


    "Schrodinger''s IQ."


    "Wow, isn''t that cute?"


    "Li Tiezhu is so simple."


    "I thought he was getting smarter."


    "I''ve become smarter, but not all."


    "Or familiar iron pillar, or familiar IQ."


    "The peach of iron pillar is so big."


    Soon, the whole staff passed the plank road and applauded.


    Just then, President Tao''s voice sounded again and sounded the alarm.


    The guests ran along the stairs to the eleventh floor. As a result, the bodyguard came down from the eleventh floor. They were so frightened that they hurried back. Li Tiezhu also asked whether it was OK to fight up.


    Then, six people were arrested again and taken to the storage room for interrogation.


    President Tao: "why not in the canteen?"


    Big teacher: "there''s no detergent. We''re looking for it."


    President Tao: "squat down and reflect in the storage room."


    Five permanent guests were squatted down by bodyguards.


    Li Tiezhu looked back at the bodyguard. The bodyguard was laughing.


    Li Tiezhu: "do I want to say something?"


    Bodyguard: "poof..."


    President Tao left with his bodyguard. The guests were locked in the storage room, which was another secret room.


    Li Tiezhu: "this program is all about closing small black houses? It''s so boring!"


    People: "


    Then the room became a karaoke room.


    Yang Mi: "stop for a moment. I want to ask how to open this room. This door has no password and no key."


    After listening to her, we found that the door really had no password and no key, that is to say


    Can only be opened from the outside?


    Then play with a hammer.


    After a while, Deng Ruan found a piece of paper, which was the purchase order of the sponsor brand Chou nianda. It was written in handwriting that this was the mechanism door, which only Tao could always open.


    Some people are discussing, others are looking for organs everywhere.


    Li Tiezhu went to the door and tried the door handle. It was really locked and forced a little.


    Click.


    The door opened.


    Li Tiezhu went out and roared: "you don''t look for confidential documents. What boxed lunch do you eat? Do you have boxed lunch? I''m hungry."


    Several bodyguards were startled, and the boxed lunch jumped up in their hands. One even patted his little heart.


    Inside the room, the guests were all dumbfounded.


    Yang Mi: "didn''t you say the machine was closed? Why did it open?"


    Big teacher: "it is estimated that the mechanism is the door handle. All doors in the world are mechanism doors."


    Guo Dalin: "so they thought we were dark under the light and wouldn''t touch the door handle, did they?"


    Deng lune came over: "I screwed it, but I can''t open it. The iron pillar is a miracle."


    Several people burst into laughter.


    At this time, Li Tiezhu was pushed back by the bodyguard, and the door closed again.


    Li Tiezhu said: "they say that forced opening doesn''t count. They always feel like they are playing tricks."


    After laughing for a while, everyone continued to look for the mechanism.


    There are four word arrays with holes on the wall. They find four pins. As long as the pins are inserted in the correct position, the door can be opened.


    Yang Mi also got one and handed it to Li Tiezhu with her backhand.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing? I don''t understand."


    Yang Mi: "take it. Let''s think about it first. You can plug it in later. You can plug it wherever I ask you to."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Come on..."


    Yang Mi: "ah, what? You''re tall. You can reach it. I can''t reach it."


    Li Tiezhu breathed a sigh of relief. He thought sister MI was racing again.


    Yang Mi and Dawei discussed the mechanism. Suddenly, they looked at Li Tiezhu strangely and recorded the program. What are you thinking? Little brother! Wait a minute.


    Li Tiezhu did a hard work. He was commanded by everyone to try everywhere with a bolt. It was all wrong.


    Finally, Huang Ritian found the law, found the center point of the figure composed of words, inserted the bolt, and the door opened.


    The plot is pushed again. The people are chased up to the eleventh floor by the bodyguards. They shut themselves in a secret room. The outside is full of bodyguards smashing the door.


    Yang Mi acted frightened and said to Li Tiezhu, "I know you''re hungry. After recording the program, you can have dinner."


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "I''m a little hungry. You don''t know, I just cried greedily."


    "I know! My sister sees it. Don''t say it yet."


    "Oh, record a catalog program."


    Yang Mibai glanced at him. I don''t know you yet?


    Li Tiezhu thought that the boxed lunch eaten by the bodyguard just now was braised meat. It looked delicious.


    This secret room is the secret room with a secret exit found before. You can open the exit by knocking off a brick.


    Everyone found the floor tile and stepped on it. The passage hasn''t appeared yet. The ceiling began to fall lower and lower.


    When he stopped to knock bricks, the ceiling stopped and the security guards outside withdrew.


    At this time, everyone can only squat and can''t stand straight.


    It says on the wall that you can''t knock casually.


    Guo Dalin didn''t believe in evil. He knocked twice again. The ceiling continued to fall, forcing everyone to lie down.


    The artists screamed.


    Deng Lun once again hugged Li Tiezhu''s father''s arm and trembled.


    Yang Mi is far away this time and has no chance.


    There is only half a meter between the ceiling and the floor.


    Dawei: "it''s over, it''s over. I have claustrophobia. I have to die in such a place."


    Guo Dalin: "brother, why do you have all kinds of diseases?"


    Dawei: "it''s so rich."


    Dun roon: what now


    Dawei: "take a break. Since you''re all lying down, take a break. It''s too tired."


    Dun roon: iron pillar, think of a way


    Li Tiezhu: "you asked me to find a way? Thanks to you! I never use my brain."


    Yang Mi: "he''s right. He depends on his body. Take a break and think about it."


    Xiao Guo Congming thought of the rhythm of shouting slogans before and knocked on the table after shouting. So I organized everyone to knock it together, and the floor tiles could be pushed. At this time, I replaced Li Tiezhu and pushed the floor tiles away directly.


    The channel is open.


    Below is also a very low space, one meter high.


    Artists climbed down, followed the light and found the water pipe room, which is the last secret room of this issue.


    The rule is to get the key in the transparent water pipe.


    There are many buttons on the water pipe, which can spray water as soon as you press it, but the position of spraying water is very random.


    The artists tried, and then many people got wet.


    Li Tiezhu was drenched most miserably and ran into the water wherever he stood.


    Yang Mi gloated and didn''t know what she was laughing at.


    Finally, we found the law. We collectively pressed the button to raise the water pressure and flow into the transparent tube.


    After one attempt, all became drowned and failed.


    Dun roon began the divine logic: "Oh, I see. Are we going to plug this gap? If we plug it, the water can''t come out, and the water pressure will naturally be high."


    Dawei: "who''s blocking the gap? Do you use your mouth?"


    Li Tiezhu''s daily Tucao: "this is not a gap, it is a lack of mind, Deng brother, you first make complaints about your mind."


    Dun roon: with your mouth


    Everyone laughed.


    Dawei suddenly said, "I think this idea is very good. Let Deng Lun perform and block the water hole with his mouth. Come on!"


    Yang Mi took the lead in clapping, blocking the water hole with her mouth, poof~


    Dun roon: "I think there will be pressure if it is blocked..."


    Dawei: "no matter whether there is pressure or not, this section has ratings anyway. Come on."


    Everyone press, dun roon blocked, and a water eye directly hit him in the face.


    The crowd shouted with their mouths.


    Dun roon blocked his mouth and his expression became ferocious.


    One second, two seconds, three seconds.


    "Poof... Cough..."


    Dun lune threw his whole head back and spouted a stream of water from his mouth. The program team came to a super slow motion for the audience to enjoy.


    Finally, we find out more than a dozen useful buttons, assign them to everyone, and start pressing again.


    With concerted efforts, the water pressure is capped and the water leaks into the transparent pipe.


    The red ball slowly floated up with the key.


    Dunroon got the key.


    Open the door and take it out smoothly.


    At 4:30 p.m., the recording of the program was all over. Li Tiezhu was very happy and laughed all the time.


    Yang Mi: "are you so happy? I don''t see you so hungry at ordinary times!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s mainly because the money is too easy. It''s only five or six hours and made millions. I''ll take you to a big meal in the evening!"


    Yang Mi: "bah! Why don''t you find a place to take two first?"


    He''s in a hurry. Help him first.


    Li Tiezhu refused: "don''t pad, go to have a big meal now! Go, sister MI, let you eat enough."


    Yang Mi blushed: "don''t be so anxious..."


    Then, Li Tiezhu took several artists to eat hot pot.


    Yang Mi is stupid. It''s really a big meal.


    Q

 Chapter 881

    In mid July, Li Tiezhu stayed in Kyoto for two weeks to supervise the final film effect of operation Red Sea. He also invited Wu Jing, who was idle at home and took his son everywhere to rub against the excavator.


    When Jackie Chan heard about it, he said he was free too. Li Tiezhu said, master, you can stay where you are cool. Kyoto is unbearably hot these two days.


    The film will be released at the end of the month. The film censorship side... The Navy said it was absolutely no problem. Li Tiezhu said he was very relieved.


    After the film came out, Li Tiezhu still sent it to Master Cheng Dalong for a look. However, Li Xiaojie and Hong Dabao were invited together. There was a master Bo Zhen, and Cheng Dalong didn''t dare to pick a quarrel.


    Although this film is not directed by Li Tiezhu or male No. 1, it is no different from that directed by him, not to mention his script and his biggest investor. Jackie Chan and Li Xiaojie''s films are not directed by themselves, but they are the real "authors".


    Cheng Dalong was very satisfied with the film and couldn''t find anything wrong. He was a little upset that he didn''t invite him.


    Hong Dabao was very pleased. He took Li Tiezhu and gave him a pair of long-life locks for the newly born dragon and Phoenix fetus. Songzhuer had called him for good news long ago and showed him two children in Norway.


    Although he doesn''t like lengba, he is particularly satisfied with songzhuer.


    The next day, Hong Dabao personally sent out an invitation and brought half of the big men in Xiangjiang circle to watch the film in advance. These big men flew to Kyoto from Xiangjiang, Donghai and East Guangdong. Wu Jing and Li Xiaojie also came.


    They all know that watching movies is just an appearance. The real meaning is to crown the new generation of Kung Fu King of Xiangjiang.


    This may be a bit exaggerated, but there is no doubt that Li Tiezhu is undoubtedly the best successor at the moment when Xiangjiang films are declining, especially when action films are bleak.


    Although Li Tiezhu made his debut in the mainland, almost all Xiangjiang bosses recognize his "blood line".


    The film viewing ceremony is not grand, but it contains a high amount of gold. Even the elders who have been out of the Jianghu for many years come to support it, which also means that Li Tiezhu has officially become a new facade of Xiangjiang department.


    Since Mr. Chen went astray, there has been no successor in Xiangjiang film world. It all depends on Liu Huade, Gu Dale, Liu Yunqing and Ren Huada.


    Now, Li Tiezhu''s influence is comparable to Cheng Dalong.


    Who dares to say that Xiangjiang film is gone?


    The happiest person is Li Tiezhu''s dry son.


    Because Hong Dabao said that dung climbing children have good muscles and bones and are suitable for playing stars. Li Tiezhu also said that he can take dung climbing children to practice martial arts. Over the years, his other level has not improved much, but his martial arts level has been very high.


    Brother pheasant was a little reluctant to bear the child''s suffering, but he couldn''t stand it. He was happy to climb with excrement. At the banquet, he practiced Lingbo micro steps and fell off one of his front teeth.


    However, it was a loose tooth long ago, and it was the age of tooth replacement.


    Songzhu''er was so distressed that she was about to rush to the hospital with a piece of shit. She was stopped by Li Tiezhu and pheasant.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you excited about? Just changing your teeth."


    The pheasant held a toothpick in his mouth and said, "he''s in a mess. He deserves it. If he can''t die, he''ll have to!"


    "Godmother, I''m not afraid. I''ll protect you," he said with a silly smile


    Matsushita: "I still use you to protect me? I''m a bully of the school. I fight a group fight and rush ahead. After I break up, the Jianghu is called iron headed nvxia..."


    The pheasants all have sour teeth. Who in the circle doesn''t know that pine and bamboo are often kicked out by Guan Shuangshuang?


    He said to Li Tiezhu, "where''s my daughter? When will I come back? Hey! I''ve prepared a lot of gifts for her, including beautiful headbands and toys, all pink..."


    This guy, speaking of his daughter, his eyes are shining and his face is wrinkled with laughter.


    Crawling with excrement said, "stupid enemy, you forgot to have a brother."


    Pheasant: "my Lord said that it''s not easy for me to speak up!"


    The shit creeping child turned a white eye, and he told Tsuen Chu Tucao: "make complaints about the girl, but mummy gave birth to a boy again."


    Li Tiezhu said to the pheasant, "we can see them tomorrow. They have returned home and are isolated at home in the East China Sea."


    Pheasant: "what a coincidence, I also live in the East China Sea! I often come to the door!"


    Many Xiangjiang artists have been living in the mainland this year. The circle of pheasants is concentrated in the East China Sea.


    The next day, late.


    Operation Red Sea held a grand premiere at a cinema in Kyoto.


    Almost all the leaders of Xiangjiang were present. Wan Liangzi, Hong Dabao, Cheng Dalong, Li Xiaojie, Wu Xiongzhi, Deng Rongguang, Chen Minhui, Zhang Rongguo, Zhou farun and Zhou Xingxing were overwhelmed by the invited mainland film stars.


    Mainland stars understand at this moment that Li Tiezhu is crowned king!


    In particular, it is very surprising that his brother Zhang Rongguo, a big man who has been out of the circle for many years, suddenly appeared. It is said through the grapevine that he suffered from depression. He committed suicide and was rescued 20 years ago. Since then, he has ceased to live in seclusion.


    Songzhuer accompanied lengba to take the children and sat closest to the exit of the screening hall. Once the children cried, they took them out to coax. The nanny and childcare sister-in-law were waiting outside.


    Some artists feel that lengba''s arrival with her children has broken the three outlooks, but most of the people who can come to this occasion have already received the wind.


    Before the movie started, the host interviewed the creative team on the stage.


    The pheasant squatted next to Xiaoxue and shook the rattle with a rotten smile: "it''s called godfather, godfather, Xiaoxue is called Godfather..."


    "She''s only three months old. How can she talk?" he said


    Matsushita: "brother pheasant, don''t come so close to scare the children."


    Pheasant: "I know I''m ugly, and Li Tiezhu is no better than me. Why can he kiss Xiaoxue, but I can''t?"


    Lengba smiled and said, "iron pillar often scares Xiaoxue to cry..."


    Pheasant: "er... I''ll stay away, Lulu, look at the light snow here..."


    "The movie is about to start, stupid enemy..."


    Pheasant: "go and sit down by yourself. I''ll play again... Look at Xiaoxue. Eh ~ she smiled, she smiled at me..."


    After the film lasted more than two hours, thunderous applause broke out.


    Although this year''s year is special, the box office of the film may not be ideal, but this is definitely Li Tiezhu''s masterpiece, even better than Kung Fu. After all, Kung Fu is Zhou Xingxing''s film.


    Now, Li Tiezhu and Wu Jing are the box office bearers of Chinese films. With the full support of the whole Xiangjiang circle, Li Tiezhu is undoubtedly a top star.


    Whether in the Xiangjiang circle or the East China Sea circle, or in the highly regarded Kyoto circle, leaders also came to congratulate Li Tiezhu.


    Among them are the triumphal director who once commented on Li Tiezhu''s superficial films, and Feng Dagang who said Li Tiezhu did not understand humor.


    With Penguin Group and Xiangjiang circle, Li Tiezhu can walk horizontally for a long time. Before, he was just low-key.


    Until very late, Li Tiezhu took his family back to the small villa in the suburbs of Beijing.


    The two children had already fallen asleep. Li Tiezhu and lengba were lying in bed. Songzhuer didn''t bother. Of course, Li Tiezhu didn''t do anything. Instead, he was a little stiff and afraid to turn over and press the child.


    Because there is no crib at home, the child sleeps in the bed. Among the two, the small two, lie on their sides, and their faces bulge into a ball due to extrusion.


    Li Tiezhu stretched out his finger and explored Xiaoxue''s breath. He was still alive.


    Lengba laughed.


    Li Tiezhu''s face was red: "what is it? I just watch her fall asleep and motionless..."


    Lengba: "I often do such stupid things. I laugh because I think you seem to be stupid again. When you see the child, you become even more stupid."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m in my twenties this year? I''ll have children."


    Lengba: "there are still three months to go, twenty-two years old."


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head: "is this a crime?"


    Lengba smiled more happily: "hahaha... What''s the law for you not to get married?"


    "Wronged you."


    "Wow! How dare you say that? They''ve ruined you."


    "No, I really don''t think it''s easy for you. Obviously, your career is at its peak..."


    "You have a conscience. How are you going to reward me?"


    "Well... Let''s go to the living room..."


    "What do you think? Bah! I want to eat popsicles, pineapple flavor, which you asked me to take for you when we first met."


    "Oh, OK, I''ll get it in the fridge."


    Li Tiezhu jumped out of bed and opened the door: "


    Songzhu''er kept a eavesdropping posture, turned his eyes and said, "what a coincidence? Hello, classmate Li Tiezhu, good night..."


    Then he will run away.


    Li Tiezhu grabbed her collar: "run a fart and turn out your ice cream."


    They searched in the refrigerator for a long time, but they couldn''t find which one lengba wanted, because it was too cheap for songzhuer to buy that one.


    After a while, songzhuer crept into lengba''s room.


    Lengba slept next to the child. Women who gave birth to children are usually very sleepy.


    Pines and bamboos are thieves. They rub their hands warm, and then reach into lengba''s pajamas. Their expression gradually becomes stunned: "Wow, wow? WOW! No, I have to have children quickly... No wonder sister MI is so arrogant!"


    Lengba woke up and thought it was Li Tiezhu. She catered to him a few times. Suddenly she heard song Zhuer''s laughter.


    "Hey, hey... I seem to have found the rich password!"


    "Er ha? Are you special... Where''s the iron pillar?"


    "He went out to buy you a popsicle. Don''t move. Let me measure..."


    "Kill you deep well ice!"


    Li Tiezhu came home with a pineapple flavored popsicle. Songzhu''er and lengba had fallen asleep. Lengba slept sideways with the child in her arms. Songzhu''er was placed in a big font with one leg outside the bed.


    They didn''t fight, but songzhu''er was very curious and envied by thieves. She kept asking lengba about her professional knowledge about giving birth to children. Songzhu''er was very serious, so she almost wrote it down in a small notebook and fell asleep while chatting.


    Li Tiezhu covered them up, put the popsicles in the refrigerator, and then slept on the sofa with his blanket. There were many rooms, but he wanted to sleep on the sofa.


    Li Tiezhu lost sleep.


    The fool''s sleep quality is the best in the world, but tonight he thinks of his debut five years ago.


    Everything is like a dream.


    "Please take it for me."


    "Ah?"


    "Thank you."


    "I * #@&%..."


    "Why is it less?"


    "It''s hot and melting."


    The fool mistakenly entered the entertainment circle, and the beautiful woman who helped take the popsicle has given birth to a pair of children for him.


    He remembered the game of keeping a cat and the program she took him to record


    The next day, Li Tiezhu rarely slept in.


    Lengba gives the baby to the nanny and takes it downstairs. Then, she looks at songzhu''er with bleary eyes. AI hei... They work together to help the confused Li Tiezhu into the room and start doing morning exercises.


    Stretching, shoulder chest movement, body side movement, body rotation movement, abdominal and back movement, whole body movement, jumping movement, finishing movement


    Finish work, eh ha!


    Li Tiezhu is still ignorant. What''s the matter? It seems to have been ruined, but it''s not completely ruined.


    Lengba lives in Kyoto. Matsushita strongly demands that she like children too much. Moreover, she is still a child of her own family!


    In order for lengba and her children to stay, songzhuer first asked heiwaer to find five more bodyguards, spent hundreds of thousands on a full set of high-end childcare equipment and an indoor playground, and finally spent a lot of money to hire a professional body maintenance team for lengba. Songzhuer was reluctant to use the kind, which costs more than 10 million a year.


    So lengba stayed with the children.


    Yang Mi also supports her temporary residence in Kyoto, because the paparazzi are now swimming in the East China Sea like bloody sharks.


    Li Tiezhu stayed with the children for half a month and finally got acquainted. Xiaoxue didn''t cry when she saw him.


    During this period, the old man Li Fugui and Aunt Liu also came.


    On August 10, Li Tiezhu packed his bags again and went to Xiangnan station to record the program.


    Lengba said, "you just showed a movie and went to record a program. Don''t be so hard. You''re so popular now. Just concentrate on making music and movies."


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, I have to start preparing a dowry for Xiaoxue."


    Lengba was speechless.


    So, Xiaobing is sent for the phone charge? Brother pheasant is not rare, and Li Tiezhu is not spoiled. Fortunately, Grandpa Li Fugui likes Xiaobing best.


    Li Tiezhu was also prepared to eat in Kyoto and wait to die with his children. He didn''t want to go to work at all. Especially when he fed Xiaoxue milk powder every day, Li Tiezhu had a special sense of achievement.


    It''s just that director Hong Bo called him personally to ask him for help. It''s not appropriate not to go.


    Although the experience in super good voice was not beautiful, director Hong Bo took good care of Li Tiezhu. Finally, he braved the pressure of capital and let Li Tiezhu win the championship.


    From this point of view, Hong Bo is one of Li Tiezhu''s dignitaries.


    This year, due to special reasons, some artists originally scheduled could not continue to perform to record the new season of I am a singer. Hong Bo is calling everywhere for help.


    After calling Li Tiezhu and asking about the situation, Li Tiezhu didn''t talk about price and treatment, and even didn''t sign the contract, so he rushed over directly.


    After seeing Hong Bo, Li Tiezhu''s first sentence was: "is it still Millennium mountain this year?"


    Hong Bo smiled: "no, no! This year is Jingtian."


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s that? Cosmetics?"


    Hong Bo''s smile disappeared: "mineral water..."


    Li Tiezhu patted him on the shoulder: "I''m sorry!"

 Chapter 882

    Li Tiezhu went to the TV station in the program group''s car. He was about to start recording. Of course, what he recorded was not the formal singing session, but the interaction between guests.


    This really needs to be recorded in advance. Otherwise, it will be fake when the freshness is gone. After all, the acting skills of singers


    The main focus of this season''s "I am a singer" is one old man and one young man. Naturally, the young one is Li Tiezhu.


    As he dominated the pop music world for five consecutive years and won two Grammy Awards, Li Tiezhu seems to have become a new generation of pop king, and the singers of his time are not at the same level as him.


    True debut is the peak, always crazy, always the peak.


    Five years is a long time span.


    Before the emergence of Li Tiezhu, the Chinese singing world had entered a ten-year recession. It can be said that he carried the whole music world on his own.


    This is not the king of heaven. What is the king of heaven?


    This is not to mention Li Tiezhu''s influence in the fashion industry, variety industry and film and television industry.


    Therefore, at the beginning of the program, when introducing Li Tiezhu, he said:


    "His ambition was to be a contractor. His biggest wish was to win the project of faxiaojia pig farm. Unfortunately, God failed to fulfill his wish. Instead, he entered the singing world. However, his personal success or failure... Doesn''t matter! What''s important is that he used his talent to contribute to the Chinese music world. He dominated the pop song list for five consecutive years since his debut And bring back two Grammy trophies for the Chinese music world! He is the mudslide of the Chinese music world - Li Tiezhu! "


    Li Tiezhu appeared on the stage: "eh? What do you mean, my gains and losses are not important? Have you come to the singing world as a contractor together? You have made bricks and mortar, and the program team will make it clear to me. Otherwise, I will tie the director..."


    The picture turns into snowflakes


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha..."


    "Worthy of being a serious brother."


    "Is it OK to tie the director? I wanted to see him tie Hongbo five years ago..."


    "Hong Bo: I''ll take you out. Will you tie me up?"


    "Why are you tied up? Eh ~"


    "Brother Zhu really came to the singing world as a foreman. Let''s see the quality of those songs."


    "Three albums in five years, it''s hanging!"


    "Every album is an absolute classic!"


    "Four! Do you despise the Royal engine?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "It''s really four in five years. Tiezhu has released a new album again."


    "Yes, roar ~ these goods usually make up for music programs, unless they want to make a new album."


    "Set off a string of firecrackers to celebrate."


    "Crackling, crackling, crackling, banging, banging..."


    With the increasing number of seasons in "I am a singer", more and more singers have joined the audience again, so the audience can make complaints about it. What''s more, Li Tiezhu came to sing original songs. The audience is eager for him to come every year.


    As soon as the picture turned, the music teachers began to comment on Li Tiezhu:


    "He is a singer who writes and sings by himself. In his impression, there is no mediocre work in his works, which is also very rare among the great gods of all dynasties."


    "Li Tiezhu is a real genius. Don''t look at his stupidity. Peerless geniuses are usually different from ordinary people in their daily life. They are independent. Tiezhu''s music has been very mature from the beginning, and its style is changeable. We haven''t seen a more versatile songwriter than him yet..."


    "It''s hard to imagine that he has made such amazing achievements when he is less than 22 years old! He sings original works in the program, which is what I look forward to most in this program..."


    Teachers'' comments... Nonsense, not professional at all, just for a long time.


    subtitle:


    A week before the competition, the singer lounge.


    Li Tiezhu knocked on the door. The uncle inside said lazily, "please come in."


    Li Tiezhu came in with a bag of tea produced in his hometown and bowed: "good teacher, small gifts are no respect."


    Liu Le took over. They are already very familiar. When Li Tiezhu won the title of "good Chinese song" last year, his mentor was Liu le. Therefore, Liu Le is one of the real teachers of Li Tiezhu in music.


    Liu Le: "what''s the situation?"


    Li Tiezhu: "just got off the plane and was dragged over..."


    Liu Le instantly put on his mask: "stay away from me!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I came from Kyoto."


    Liu Le smiled and said, "that''s almost the same. What''s your situation? I don''t see you on the program team list!"


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t some guests abroad who can''t come? I''m temporarily pulled to make up."


    "You make up? You call it make up?"


    "I''m just counting with you?"


    "Tut... You''ve changed! You''ve become slick. You didn''t bend so much before."


    "What was I like before?"


    "In the past, you would dislike my ugly braids and my neck..."


    "I think so now, and you don''t have a neck."


    "I..."


    "If you don''t believe it, stretch out your neck and try?"


    "Don''t stretch."


    "I''ll stretch it for you. The cameraman should pay attention to taking a close-up! One, two, three, you..."


    ¡°yue~¡±


    Liu Le never dreamed that when he first came to the stage of "I am a singer", his first talent was to stretch his neck or to be forced to stretch his neck.


    Li Tiezhu pulled out his round head and pulled it up. A huge force came and couldn''t resist.


    Liu le was pulled out of his neck by Li Tiezhu!


    Later, the teacher was very considerate and marked the total length from the trunk connection to the lower edge of the double chin


    2.5 cm.


    The barrage is so stupid:


    "I lost my head..."


    "Cow force!"


    "Serious brother, really serious!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Is 2.5 centimeters serious?"


    "Add chicken legs later!"


    "Hey, hey, hey, pull out the radish, puff ~"


    "What good is it for you to laugh to death? Li Tiezhu!"


    "Look at brother Zhu''s serious expression."


    "Liu Le: yue~"


    "Hahaha, I can''t laugh anymore."


    "This is the iron pillar. If someone else did this, he would be dead on the spot."


    After loosening Liu Le''s head, Li Tiezhu looked seriously: "teacher, you don''t have a neck, but your neck is short."


    Liu Le: "go away! Go away! It hurts me..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "so I was suddenly caught by a strong man. I''m still a little nervous when I come to this program."


    Liu Le rubbed his neck: "what are you worried about? This program is not simple for you? It''s just, ah... Writing songs! Singing! What''s the difficulty? Haven''t you been here once?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "but I don''t have the idea of a new album recently. I still want to release it again next year."


    Liu Le: "then I''ll arrange your homework for you. Write an album for this program. Don''t mention your fans. Aunt Han Hong and I can''t wait for you to release your new album. You''d better wait for next year?"


    Li Tiezhu looked at the system. His intelligence value was more than 200. He was ridiculously rich. He had never been so rich before, so he nodded:


    "Well, I''ll just play a few."


    Liu Le said, "Hey! That''s right! Who''s not nervous? Look at me, I''m so old..."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! The loess has covered your neck."


    Liu Le: "


    Li Tiezhu: "teacher, you go on."


    Liu Le took a deep breath: "how can I be in my fifties..."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, you''re almost sixty."


    Liu Le: "director! Director? Blow this thing away for me. He has no me, I have no him!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are you still angry? The age of other female artists is a secret. You are a rough man with a braid. Are you still in secret? Are you hypocritical or not?"


    Liu Le is stupid. Li Tiezhu was not so fierce in the program last time.


    The status is different. One is a teacher and the other is a student. Now it is different. Everyone is a guest.


    Liu Leling laughed for a while and said, "iron pillar! Have you seen other guests?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, I''ll come to you as soon as I arrive."


    Liu Le: "ah! Thank you. You have a heart. Now you''ve seen loess burying your neck. Go and see loess burying your chest and belly button. You can''t favor one over the other."


    Li Tiezhu: "of course! I will visit every guest."


    "Go."


    "But I also want to discuss music with the teacher..."


    "Not today. First get to know people, and then there will be opportunities to discuss and communicate."


    "Also! Then I''ll go first, teacher."


    "Bon Voyage!"


    "Bye."


    "Go away, you!"


    As soon as Li Tiezhu went out, Liu Le kicked him and locked the door.


    Liu Le breathed out: "I''m so angry!"


    Outside the door, Li Tiezhu touched his ass: "Hey! It''s nice that Mr. Liu Le is still so kind!"


    The barrage was stunned. Is that what you think of the problem?


    So... Hard core!


    Li Tiezhu then went to the room of the escape plan. He met them when he recorded Chinese good songs last year.


    There were many people in their room. Li Tiezhu shook hands one by one and gave gifts.


    When holding an aunt, Li Tiezhu was stunned: "this is your agent? Hello! A small gift is no respect!"


    Several people in the escape plan were confused.


    "She''s not an agent."


    "Iron pillar, can you not know her?"


    "She is teacher Qi Yu."


    Li Tiezhu said, my aunt''s hand is harder.


    Aunt''s embarrassed smile finally eased.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s a music teacher. It''s disrespectful! Isn''t Mr. Liang Xiaobai the music director this time? Hello, Mr. Qi Yu! Please take more trouble when you help me arrange music in the future. I''m so stupid..."


    Qi Yu: "


    She even once suspected that Li Tiezhu came to humiliate her.


    The lead singer of the escape plan, Mr. Mao San, came up and introduced to Li Tiezhu: "this is Mr. Qi Yu in Daiwan, a well-known singing artist..."


    Li Tiezhu was embarrassed: "I''m sorry! Mr. Qi Yu, I really don''t know you. Don''t mind. I''m sorry!"


    Qi Yu smiled modestly: "it doesn''t matter, it doesn''t matter. You young people haven''t heard our songs, and it''s normal, Li Tiezhu. You''ve heard popular songs in recent years. I think you''ve accounted for more than half of the popular songs for several years. Are you 30 years old?"


    Li Tiezhu: "twenty one."


    Qi Yu: "


    This NIMA, instead of talking!


    Twenty one, old enough to be Qi Yu''s grandson.


    Barrage:


    "Isn''t it embarrassing?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "It''s really embarrassing. Embarrassing cancer has offended me."


    "Li Tiezhu hasn''t heard of Qi Yu. It''s normal. He''s too young."


    "Haha, haha, agent."


    "Li Tiezhu is true, iron Han Han."


    "Only 21 years old? Why do I think I''ve chased Li Tiezhu for half my life?"


    "How tender he was when he started his career at the age of 17."


    "At the age of 17, Li Tiezhu was as tender... As black as now."


    "Hahaha..."


    After that, Li Tiezhu had no face and skin to visit. Some other singers knew and did not know. Li Tiezhu was not afraid of embarrassment.


    They are Wu Qingshan, Zhang Xin and Kostov, a young singer from luochaguo.


    It is worth mentioning that Kostov is two years younger than Li Tiezhu, but he made his debut three years earlier than Li Tiezhu. He made his debut in the children''s singing competition and is also an excellent singer.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t know there were crooked nuts. After he broke in with tea, he was stunned: "Hello! Tear resistant Tumet oil, how can you cross the oil?"


    Young Kostov was also startled: "#@%& *% £¤ ~ *%..."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "provoke hiss to kick every day with money and mud, and gerun kick every day."


    Kostov''s expression gradually changed from blankness to ecstasy. He jumped up and shouted, "brother Pao''s family will never loose their belts. Ghosts are obsessed with the sun''s eyes and God pokes..."


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Can you speak Chinese?"


    The interpreter helped to explain: "he can''t. He can only say a few of your famous words, and he doesn''t know the meaning."


    Li Tiezhu: "so, he''s so excited?"


    Xiao K is your crazy fan. He didn''t intend to come to this program. You know, he has to be isolated for half a month. He decided to come because Hong Bo lied to him that you were coming. Unexpectedly... You really came. "


    Li Tiezhu is not surprised. He nodded calmly. In recent years, he has not gone abroad much or less. He often meets some foreign artists who are his fans.


    It is said that the suction screw who plays football likes Li Tiezhu''s songs very much. He often plays table tennis while listening to his songs.


    Oh, little K said he wanted to take a picture with you and your signature. When he came, he specially prepared an instant imaging camera to ask for your signature


    Li Tiezhu: "yes."


    Click, click, click


    After a random shooting, Li Tiezhu began to sign and asked, "what do you like me for if you don''t sing well?"


    Kostov: "because I like music, people who like music will like your songs! I watched your concert in the United States on TV. The sound of the Chinese trumpet made me warm blooded, as if I were on the battlefield..."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s called suona."


    After perfunctory fans, Li Tiezhu finally returned to his rest room. He took out the huami tablet computer that had accompanied him for five years from his bag, which he bought during the finals of super good voice.


    At that time, Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao used a training room.


    Li Tiezhu was ready to copy the song. The door opened and a familiar stranger came in. He was tall and had a good face.


    "Ah... Sister Liang Tian."


    "Hum!"


    Liang Tian sits on the sofa with her hands crossed, deliberately ignoring Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "my agent or you this season?"


    Liang Tian stared: "what do you mean or me? Do you dislike me? Let me go?"


    She''s full of resentment. She''s been holding it for three years!

 Chapter 883

    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak. You''re leaving! well! And sit down? Start drinking yogurt?


    Liang Tian: "what are you looking at? Haven''t you seen such a beautiful host?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "no, your bottle has expired. I''ve just seen it."


    Liang Tian: "Oh, bah, bah..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "it didn''t expire. I lied to you. Ha ha..."


    Liang Tian picked up the yogurt bottle and saw that it really didn''t expire. How can the program team take the expired yogurt and put it in the artist''s rest room? If you help, the gold Lord''s father will be angry. She only hates her carelessness.


    Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu will cheat three years later.


    She rushed up to rescue Li Tiezhu, took the pillow on the sofa and hit him: "I hate it... I''m patting it. I''m asking you to make a fool of me..."


    The barrage also sighed:


    "Screenshot!"


    "Screenshot + 1"


    "What picture?"


    "Hey, hey... Of course, it''s the picture of cutting Liang Tian''s mouth and spitting milk!"


    "Thank you for sending benefits."


    "A group of old color critics!"


    "Li Tiezhu has changed! He has changed..."


    "More lovely."


    "It''s a serious lie. It''s so cute."


    "How does the host beat people?"


    "They are very familiar. The last time Li Tiezhu participated in this program, her agent was her."


    After beating Li Tiezhu a few times, Liang Tian counseled and stopped: "you... This season''s program, or write a new song competition?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "otherwise? I can''t sing other people''s songs."


    Next is a week of rehearsal.


    A week later, the day of the competition.


    The guests rushed to the TV station by car. Wu Qingshan was the first to arrive, followed by Li Tiezhu.


    Wu Qingshan, the lead singer of soda strong band, and his agent first opened the singer''s rest room, which is the rest room for recording programs, which is different from their usual rehearsal place.


    It was empty with three sofas.


    When Wu Qingshan saw Li Tiezhu coming in, he immediately got up and said, "Tiezhu, come and advertise!"


    Li Tiezhu: "what kind of shit advertising?"


    He and Wu Qingshan know each other, but the Chinese singing world is not big. The reason is that this guy has a brain problem.


    Wu Qingshan: "the voice of nature I speak for, the classic organic milk from heaven, come and have a drink."


    Li Tiezhu: "who drinks milk?"


    Of course, this paragraph was cut out.


    The advertisement begins.


    Wu Qingshan: "iron pillar, take a drink and see if it will become the sound of nature."


    Li Tiezhu took a sip.


    Wu Qingshan: "come and sing with me. Kites are flying in the sky and people on the ground are running ~"


    Li Tiezhu: "kites are flying in the sky and people on the ground are running ~"


    Wu Qingshan: "it''s the sound of nature! I''ll have a drink, gudu ~ Tiezhu, you sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "with his left hand pointing to the moon and his right hand holding the red line, his eyebrows are covered with 10000 years of snow..."


    Wu Qingshan: "with my left hand pointing to the moon and my right hand holding the red line, my eyebrows are covered with 10000 years of snow... WOW! I''ve changed into the sound of nature! This milk is great!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Liang Tian rolls her eyes aside. It''s too fake. You two are sounds of nature, okay?


    Wu Qingshan''s mother chirped and punched Li Tiezhu: "it seems a little bad for us to blow business to each other."


    Li Tiezhu said: "brother... It''s not a matter of commercial boasting. Let''s call it fraud? I launched the anti fraud app two days ago..."


    Wu Qingshan smiled wildly and finally asked his soul, "so why do you want to download this app? It''s because you think you''re easy to be cheated, don''t you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah... Otherwise? Can you improve your intelligence, you milk?"


    Wu Qingshan shook his head: "of course not! What do you think? If you can improve your intelligence, they will speak for you."


    it stands to reason!


    Can''t refute!


    Li Tiezhu also smiled, so why find a neuropathy spokesman?


    Wu Qingshan asked, "you''ve been a talker on this program. Can you teach me some experience? This time I''m a talker."


    Li Tiezhu: "so why do you ask for experience from a less intelligent person?"


    Wu Qingshan blinked: "I... because we are all psychopaths!"


    Li Tiezhu: "no! I''m not! I''m a serious person."


    "Puff..."


    Wu Qingfeng and the two agents laughed, especially Liang Tian, who was lucky to have been patronized. You are so serious, tut tut


    After that, they went back to their own rest room.


    Other singers also arrived one after another.


    Barrage:


    "Hahaha, my castle peak wants to roll his eyes."


    "Castle Peak, you are really a clever little ghost."


    "Li Tiezhu and Wu Qingshan, with a face."


    "Hmm???"


    "Li Tiezhu is not a psychopath. He is just a simple fool."


    "Castle Peak is so lovely."


    "Wu Miao!"


    "Iron pillar is really cute."


    "Fraud! This is definitely fraud..."


    "No thanks for reporting."


    When all seven contestants arrived, the new voting rules were announced.


    This season will adopt real-time electronic voting during the performance and paper voting after the performance. The two types of voting results will be superimposed to produce the final ranking of each performance.


    Liang Tian asked Li Tiezhu, "do you understand? Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Why are you asking? Of course I don''t understand. Do you want to explain it to me?"


    Liang Tian: "forget it. You don''t understand the explanation. Just sing directly."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s right! Serious people who study rules."


    Liang Tian glanced: "yes! You are a serious person. You pay attention to making great efforts to work miracles, Pooh..."


    On the other side, Wu Qingshan said, "aren''t the voting rules for the audience? What''s none of my business? I don''t vote."


    Barrage: "Wu Qingshan is eight years old and Li Tiezhu is three years old. The appraisal is completed!"


    Subsequently, the competition sequence was also announced. This time, the program group set its own sequence, and there was no need to draw lots.


    Wu Qingshan came first, followed by Zhang Xin, escape plan, Kostov, Li Tiezhu, Qi Yu and Liu le.


    It can be said that in addition to the speaker Wu Qingshan, he was ranked according to his qualifications in the singing world. Xiao K received a little preferential treatment because he was a crooked nut.


    After all, our army traditionally gives prisoners preferential treatment.


    In the next shot, the audience enters and the stage lights are lit.


    Wu Qingshan was very sophisticated when he walked through the backstage channel and onto the stage.


    The song he sang was called "nest of swallows", a song he created but not very popular. He liked it very much.


    This song is elegant and full of immortality.


    His singing skills and voice are as powerful as ever.


    When the interlude sounded, the singers waiting for the stage nodded and praised one after another.


    Li Tiezhu said, "this song is really beautiful. Most people can''t sing it. His voice is unique in the global music world."


    Liang Tian: "if you can sing, your range should be enough."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head and said, "there are many male singers who can sing this k, but those who can control the style and temperament of this song should be unique. I''m sure I can''t sing this song well. In the singing world, Wu Qingshan is the only one. His voice, singing method and strength are different."


    Five years into the singing world, Li Tiezhu has seen a lot and even a pig is enlightened. Therefore, his comments are very pertinent.


    Barrage:


    "The gods sing!"


    "Goose bumps."


    "Wu Miao is so charming to sing on the stage..."


    "Wuqingshan, duck!"


    "You have sung into my heart!"


    "From above or from below?"


    "Li Tiezhu is still very objective."


    "I think serious brother can also sing, but it should be another style."


    "Silly pillars never know what jealousy is."


    "The voice that can make Tiezhu jealous is unique."


    "Don''t be so good?"


    "Li Tiezhu is strong, and no one can beat him!"


    "It can only be said that Wu Qingshan is unique, while Li Tiezhu is omnipotent."


    "Both are talented people."


    After singing the song, facing the warm applause and cheers of the audience, Wu was a little shy and wanted to laugh inexplicably, just as the children were praised by the teacher.


    After a while, he held back his smile and took out the script: "Hey, hey... The sound of nature, the gift of heaven... I''ve been shaking, ha ha, my God! Tiezhu won''t. I''ve seen it in the season he presided over. Otherwise, Tiezhu, you can talk about it, ha ha ha... It''s terrible!"


    The audience applauded.


    The guests also laughed and encouraged in their respective rest rooms, although he couldn''t hear them.


    Li Tiezhu is different. He said, "I host? If I host, this season will become a funny program and food program."


    Sister Liang Tian: "if you don''t host, won''t this season become a food program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s also..."


    With that, he took out two rabbit heads from his backpack, gave Liang Tian one and chewed one by himself. Liu Xiaohua sent it from Shudu after vacuuming.


    Fortunately, although Wu Qingshan is a singer, he has also hosted some programs. He is very experienced and can make an atmosphere.


    "OK! Do it again..."


    After successfully reading the oral broadcast this time, he began to call the next competing singer.


    Zhang Xin, a singer who has been popular for many years, presented a song "on Khan mountain" written for his daughter.


    The song is ethereal, profound and artistic conception.


    The barrage is full of:


    "Open your mouth and kneel!"


    "It''s not easy as soon as you make a sound!"


    "This is a master."


    "Sounds of nature!"


    "Why is this voice not red?"


    "Although I don''t know, it''s really nice to hear!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "this song is highly written! It''s classical. The singing method is also very skilled. I''ve had the honor to listen to it. It''s because it''s too advanced, so the song is not popular. Few people are willing to calm down and listen. People like us who write stereotyped songs can get more attention... This is the current situation of our singing world."


    To tell the truth, his music appreciation ability is really not low now. He is no longer the ignorant boy five years ago.


    Liang Tian said, "there are many original singers this season!"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes, but it doesn''t matter. They are not original in every issue."


    This is Li Tiezhu''s strength. If there is a system, it is different.


    Zhang Xin sang very well until the last sentence, half a beat slower, but it doesn''t matter anymore. His mood is perfect.


    The third is the original song "ten thousand times of sadness" brought by the escape plan of the creative rock band.


    This song is quite popular.


    She sings very well, but


    Bullet screen: "the lead singer''s leg, I really want to straighten it with a hammer!"


    Li Tiezhu is also Tucao: "Mao''s singing is not make complaints about horse riding, haha..."


    The fourth is the foreign teenager Xiao K. Wu Qingshan introduced them a little hard because he didn''t know them very well.


    In the program, Xiao K introduced his first song, which was recorded before.


    He said: "I want to bring a new understanding to the Chinese audience, that is, I am not a foreigner and I like Chinese culture. Therefore, I represent the wonderful dilemma in my I chose the erhu soundtrack, which is better and more emotional than the original! I want to thank Ian Pera. You know, people all over the world like him and love his songs, and I am also one of his fans... I really thank this program for giving me the opportunity to sing on the same stage with my idol. "


    After a VCR while, Kostov said:


    "Hello, Zhonghua! Hello, Ian Pella! The next song is my gift to you! I hope you will like it!"


    "Wonderful dilemma" is an English song. Little K sings it easily.


    The audience were intoxicated.


    Barrage: "this voice can hear pregnancy!"


    This season, there are so many experts!


    Liang Tian: "oh my God, it''s so beautiful! But why doesn''t he care about his teeth?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "sister, you really don''t understand! Didn''t you hear his singing and his teeth leak?"


    Liang Tian was stunned: "so can''t you sing well?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "good! Good singing, but you can''t hear a lot of bass because of air leakage from your teeth? Yes, I forgot that you don''t have an absolute sense of sound. If he repaired his teeth, he still needs to adapt to his singing method and voice. Maybe he will never return to his current height. Therefore, you are used to actors and hosts for cosmetic surgery. How many singers have cosmetic surgery?"


    Liang Tian: "I didn''t have a facelift!"


    Li Tiezhu suddenly rolled his eyes, but you had breast augmentation. I only believe in my own hand.


    Instead of talking, he got up and went out of the rest room, put on his ears and prepared to perform. He was next.


    After Kostov stepped down, Wu Qingshan said, "everyone said I was only eight years old. Thank you! Although I know they say I''m stupid, I don''t care. It''s not that I''m open-minded, because there are more stupid than me. The next singer is only three years old."


    The audience immediately shouted:


    "Li Tiezhu ~"


    "Serious brother..."


    Wu Qingshan succeeded in the prank and said with a smile, "Wow! Are you all so smart? You know the only singer in the world who is more stupid than me! Ha ha... Who is he?"


    "Li is three years old!"


    Wu Qingshan was even happier: "ha ha! He''s still going to sing a song today..."


    Audience: "original song!"


    Wu Qingshan: "That''s right! I really envy him. Although I also write songs, I can''t write like him. If I don''t write songs, I can also record variety shows, make movies and even play without writing at all. I can''t! I always rack my brains when I write a song, but this three-year-old child spent half a day writing a song that moved me to cry under my eyes Song... "


    The audience burst into applause.


    Wu Qingshan: "I didn''t lie! I really cried. When I first listened to this song, my eyes were swollen! Damn Li Sansui..."


    Audience: "Li Sansui! Li Sansui!"


    Wu Qingshan: "Aha! I like this title. We''ll call him that in the future. This song was written by him to his dead mother. I personally like it very much. Therefore, I hope you can keep quiet during the singing process and listen to Li Sansui sing this song quietly. Thank you! Next, please..."


    Audience: "Li is three years old!"

 Chapter 884

    Wu Qingshan: "let''s invite Li Tiezhu to bring the original new song" one meat and one vegetable "


    The audience did not know where they were, and others laughed.


    Barrage:


    "What? Right here?"


    "One meat and one vegetable can also hear you cry? I''m afraid Wu is not greedy to cry at the age of eight?"


    "It must be greedy crying, ha!"


    "Li Tiezhu knows how to eat every day."


    "This is a serious song written by my mother. It shouldn''t be food."


    "Anyway, just watch it as a food program."


    The audience shouted: "serious brother! Serious brother..."


    Li Tiezhu appeared, stood under the spotlight, smiled and bowed to the audience on three sides.


    Wu Qingshan sat next to the band: "come on!"


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you! Thank you."


    The familiar heartbeat sounded, poop poop


    Ding Dong Ding Dong


    The melodious piano sounded like a mountain stream, ethereal and elegant.


    Li Tiezhu restrained his mind and sang:


    Sunrise and sunset, deep and deep


    A small square table has one meat and one vegetable


    A figure was busy calmly


    A pair of hands let the time have temperature


    He is always dissatisfied with people who are too young


    Stubbornly unwilling to stop the journey


    Looking at the high sky, I walked a long way


    Forgot to look back and see if she was crying


    Wu Qingshan listened to the song with his eyes closed and nodded slowly. He thought it was a rare good song.


    The audience also listened carefully, but the too soothing melody made them uncomfortable.


    After all, the first few are fierce and high pitched performances, and the rhythm, treble and skills are fully released and interpreted. When Li Tiezhu came here, he was humming with warm water, and his voice sounded a little sleepy.


    It''s like eating. The first four dishes are braised lion''s head, boiled beef, hot fat sausage and fish head with chopped pepper. The fifth dish is cold, and a boiled cabbage is served.


    Even, several viewers were captured with puzzled expressions.


    Of course, some live audiences like it. Nodding indicates that the melody is very beautiful.


    In the backstage channel, Qi Yu, who was ready to play next, looked at the TV on the wall and said, "the writing method of this song is very traditional! The arrangement is also more classical."


    Agent: "high EQ, this song is classical, low EQ, this song is more old-fashioned?"


    Qi Yu said with a smile, "aren''t you afraid to offend him?"


    Agent: "it makes no difference whether you offend him or not."


    Qi Yu: "it''s a little old, but he writes very well, especially the lyrics. I can see that picture. Moreover, the melody of the song is very beautiful, depending on how the climax is written."


    The agent is not optimistic: "this singing method is difficult to get good results on this stage."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t care about the results at all. Hey, I was eliminated in the first phase.


    Hong Bo dare not!


    The moon is bright and the wind is light


    But you''re knocking on my window lattice


    Don''t worry if you hear this


    In fact, I''m ok


    Qi Yu: "Hmm! The climax is good. The classic stream writing method. Now some songs are new enough. The writing method and arrangement are new, but new doesn''t mean good."


    The agent was convinced and nodded silently. This song is really good.


    The most important thing in a pop song is the melody.


    When Li Tiezhu sang here, he had a faint smile on his face, as if he were talking, gentle but distracted. He is not a transgressor. His feelings for his mother''s blood are thicker than water since childhood will not fade with the passage of light at any time.


    This song is not sad, with a touch of sadness, but more of a kind of remembrance and relief. Only Wu eight, who is extremely sensitive, will cry as soon as he hears it.


    No, Wu Qingshan began to wipe his tears again. The staff kindly put paper towels on his floor.


    "Don''t worry if you hear this." this word is too sad. Wu Qingshan is sentimental. How can she hear it? How do you know you''re doing well if you can''t hear? I don''t know how you are. How can she not worry?


    The moon is bright and the wind is light


    Have you ever been in my dream


    You must have been too careful when you came


    I know I sleep light


    Hearing these words, Wu Qingshan burst into tears and couldn''t live. The mother is the mother. Even in the child''s dream, I still remember that the child slept lightly


    On the contrary, skotov, who came to the waiting area, was intoxicated and kept praising the melody of oriental charm.


    After all, I can''t understand Chinese and can''t boast much.


    The applause from the audience is not warm. It complements the melody and rhythm of the song.


    Most of the audience gradually like the song, but they don''t feel amazing.


    Only a few viewers who had similar experiences wept silently.


    During the break, Liu Le said, "this is a good song."


    The manager is the village head: "song is a good song, but the singing method may not be pleasant."


    Liu Le: "it doesn''t matter! Li Tiezhu has long passed the stage where he needs to prove himself with his achievements. His performance is very different from the previous four. They are all deliberately showing their voice and skills. Only Li Tiezhu is plain."


    Village head: "Li Tiezhu''s realm is high?"


    Liu Le shook his head: "no, it''s because he doesn''t have skills, or his skills are very bad. Han Hong and I have taught for several years. Unfortunately, we are too stupid to learn to control our voice. It''s estimated that we won''t make much progress in the future."


    Yes, the advanced singing skills given by the system are reliable, but Li Tiezhu is not very good at using


    The village head has nothing to say.


    Liu Le added, "but it doesn''t matter. Li Tiezhu doesn''t need skills. He has succeeded in writing more than half of his songs. I have to learn from him in writing songs. In addition, he is also born with a good voice, which is enough."


    Barrage:


    "Song or good song..."


    "It''s just hard, isn''t it?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "This song is destined to move only a small number of people. I cried."


    "I still remember the earthen house in my hometown, the kerosene lamp, and the figure busy around wearing an apron..."


    "Tears."


    "Li Tiezhu really doesn''t need skills to sing."


    "Teacher Liu Le speaks a little too straight, ha ha."


    Li Tiezhu continued to sing, still as plain as water. Without this program, guests often sing half a liter K or change the rhythm.


    He is always dissatisfied with people who are too young


    Stubbornly unwilling to stop the journey


    ¡­¡­


    The moon is bright and the wind is light


    Have you ever been in my dream


    You must have been too careful when you came


    I know I sleep light


    You must have been too careful when you came


    I''m afraid I''ll think of you again


    Wu Qingshan, who had already held a word card to fan the wind and stopped his tears, broke the defense again and cried again when he heard the last sentence.


    After Li Tiezhu finished singing, the audience applauded and cheered, and several were wiping their tears.


    Uncle Tengger, who was far away in Kyoto, watched the program a few weeks later. Evil grew out of his courage, took out his mobile phone and began to change the song.


    "Hey ha! It must be, it must be you. Come on, be careful. Hum ~ I''m afraid I''ll think about... You! Huh!"


    Li Tiezhu, if your daughter-in-law steals my Maotai to spoil it, I''ll steal your song to spoil it. Anyway... I can''t provoke your shameless daughter-in-law, so I can only take revenge on you.


    Oh, how happy!


    On the stage, after singing the song, Li Tiezhu bowed to the audience and then stepped down.


    "Li is three years old. You are not allowed to go!"


    Wu Qingshan shouted.


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you go? Do you want to hit me?"


    Wu Qingshan burst into tears and snivel: "what am I calling you for? Here''s the teleprompter card. You can do it. I''ll cry for a while, sobbing..."


    With that, Wu Qingshan threw the teleprompter card onto the stage, sat back and covered his face and continued to cry. He was very serious.


    Audience: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Barrage:


    "What happened to Wu when he was eight? Was he beaten by anyone?"


    "Why are you crying like this?"


    "People with stories..."


    "There are not many people who can listen to this song and cry, but they all have stories."


    "Is it very touching? I don''t think so."


    "When you lose, you know how to cherish. If you haven''t lost, you don''t understand sadness."


    "Also..."


    "Distracted!"


    "Tiezhu''s song is really distracted. It''s not like the high pitched rock and roll before."


    "When you go to the extreme, it''s heart piercing. This song is really heart piercing."


    "Is it that good? I''ll listen to it again."


    "Ha ha... Wu Qingshan is too busy."


    "Cry worse than the audience..."


    "Li Tiezhu: I''ll sing a song. How can I be a guest host?"


    Li Tiezhu did have such a question, but he couldn''t help it when he saw Wu Qingshan crying out of breath. Moreover, the audience did not mind watching the excitement. They encouraged him to take over the baton. He could only manage to pick up the script.


    "Thank you, contestant Li Tiezhu... For bringing you this beautiful and moving new original song. His singing is full of missing and attachment... His voice is gentle but can touch the soul, and his voice is indifferent but can tell all the world''s joys and sorrows... Hey, is Lao Tzu so excellent? Why don''t I know."


    Li Tiezhu himself could not help but make complaints about it.


    Audience: "ha ha ha..."


    Even Wu Qingshan, who was crying, laughed with a runny nose.


    Li Tiezhu continued to preside over and said solemnly: "now, Li Tiezhu... Teacher, ah! Teacher Li Tiezhu''s voting channel has been opened? Yo, what the hell is it? Open it if you open it. Do you like to vote or not. Yo?"


    Audience: "hahaha..."


    Barrage: "this is a custom-made version for the eight year old singer Wu in duwan, right?"


    Liu Le smiled: "ha ha! He is really the only one in the singing world... Psycho! His IQ is not enough!"


    The village head is also familiar with Li Tiezhu: "so he has a good relationship with Wu when he is eight years old and has found such a daughter-in-law, ha ha..."


    Liu Le clapped his thigh: "ha ha ha..."


    Songzhuer''s neuropathy has now become a legend in the circle, and there are expression bags of her pinching frogs everywhere on the Internet.


    Therefore, it is recognized in the circle that Li Tiezhu is a fearless brave man, because he dares to marry songzhuer.


    Li Tiezhu can only say that they are too narrow-minded. They don''t know how cool it is to open a harem with songzhuer. A woman who likes raising small animals is definitely a treasure girl!


    Li Tiezhu continued to read his lines: "next, the singer, from the moment I knew she was coming, I had a feeling that this life was enough. Because he was the enlightener in my music process, can you understand the feeling that someone who is very important in your heart wants to compete with him on the same stage? Hi..."


    The audience gave a friendly applause.


    Li Tiezhu hurriedly said, "Hey, what do you mean? Ah! This is Wu''s eight year old Taiben, talking about him, his music enlightener. In fact, I saw the teacher for the first time. It was quite embarrassing at that time. I thought they were the agents of the escape plan..."


    The audience cheered and applauded. Yes, it''s Li Tiezhu!


    The barrage also said that Li Tiezhu did a good job, worthy of you.


    Li Tiezhu: "her song is the sound of nature to me and Wu Qingshan, and her song is always so detached. The title of the song she is going to sing today represents the position of music in her life... Beloved! Let''s welcome the next competing singer."


    After reading, Li Tiezhu ran over and threw the Taiben to Wu Qingshan. He wanted to step down and make room for himself.


    Wu Qingshan said, "you can''t go. You should be responsible for me!"


    Li Tiezhu: "take responsibility!"


    Wu Qingshan took him to the band and said, "I don''t feel comfortable crying. You''ll host the next song. Aha, welcome to cough... Welcome to teacher Qi Yu!"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    This guy is more troublesome than women. He wants to cry!


    The audience applauded.


    Singing artist teacher Qi Yu stepped on the stage. In the applause, her first sentence was: "the program group let me slow down. Li Tiezhu sang me cry and made me laugh. Now it''s a little restless..."


    The audience responded with goodwill applause and warm applause.


    Li Tiezhu is awesome!


    Qi Yu adjusted his breath for a while before signaling that the band teachers could start.


    Wu Qingshan stood up and pulled up Li Tiezhu beside him.


    Li Tiezhu is at a loss. Do you want to stand and listen to her songs?


    This is a kind of respect for the elders. Li Tiezhu doesn''t know much, but he is obedient.


    Backstage, even Liu Le stood up, put on his hat and listened to the song.


    Li Tiezhu whispered, "is she very famous?"


    Wu Qingshan: "Qi Qin''s sister, the original singer of the olive tree."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh. You shouldn''t stand and listen!"


    Eight: "what do you want?"


    Three years old: "listen on your knees!"


    "That makes sense! You kneel first and I''ll follow you."


    "Come on!"


    Poop!


    Poop


    The program group specially gave them a group of shots. The two fools knelt down so hard, which startled Qi Yu on the stage. The audience not far away were even more happy.


    When Liu Le saw this scene, he directly smiled: "Yue ~ ha ha ha... Iron pillar, this... This is OK! It''s reasonable to listen on your knees!"


    Village head: "it''s the first time I''ve seen Li Tiezhu kneeling..."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t know what''s wrong. His father is in his early 40s and teacher Qi Yu is in his 60s. It''s enough to be Li Tiezhu''s grandmother. It''s nothing to kneel.


    That''s the great God who sings the olive tree!


    Qi Yu forcibly ignored Wu Qingshan and Li Tiezhu. Afraid of laughing, Qi Yu went to the other side and began to sing.


    Her singing is real - open your mouth and kneel.


    Although he is old, his voice is still well protected, and his singing is even better.


    Li Tiezhu can also feel that this is the difference between a singer and an artist. In contrast, he himself is a scum.


    Her song is very immortal.


    Sing a song.


    Qi Yu left the stage, Li Tiezhu came on again, took the script and said to Wu Qingshan first: "brother, we have to listen to the next song on our knees..."


    Poop~


    Wu Qingshan didn''t say much, so he knelt down first.


    Li Tiezhu: "the next teacher, although he has no neck, but..."


    In the passage, Liu Le covered his face: "these two children are too bad to clean up..."

 Chapter 885

    Li Tiezhu: "But he sings very well. He often says that the music is very big. He is very small. His trivial things are not worth disturbing the music. Over the years, he has been taking the lead in the development of original music in the Chinese music world. Personally, I think he and Mr. Qi Yu are here to improve the music taste of our program. After all, my royal engine taste must be delayed Let''s welcome the palace level singing artist, one of my bole, neck teacher Liu Le! To bring you a nice song "night curtain."


    Barrage:


    "Good guy, Bo teacher Liu Le, abbreviated as Bo Le?"


    "Full score for understanding ability!"


    "I smiled and sprayed..."


    "Geese, geese..."


    "Neck teacher?"


    "Li Tiezhu has been yelling at my neck teacher since last year''s good Chinese song."


    "Li Tiezhu: the neck is like a radish in the ground. As long as you pull it hard, there is always something."


    "I think of the picture of pulling out my neck before."


    "Lying in the trough, you have to mend the knife, ye henara..."


    "The national team went to the countryside to abuse people."


    Liu Le came on stage, and the whole audience stood up and cheered. In addition, two people knelt beside the stage.


    You can''t favor one over the other. Teacher Qi Yu is kneeling. It''s inappropriate for uncle Liu Le not to kneel. What if he''s unhappy? You despise singers without necks? Is this suspected of racial discrimination?


    curtain of night


    Cover me up


    Through the Norwegian Forest


    Through the flower house


    ¡­¡­


    During the whole process, Wu Qingshan was amazed. By the way, he described his shock to Li Tiezhu, and explained some of the advanced sense of the song, the difficulty of singing, and so on.


    Unfortunately, Li Tiezhu doesn''t understand these at all. He just thinks it''s not very pleasant to hear.


    It is true that the appreciation level is limited.


    Liu Le got up and said to the audience, "thank you, thank you... It''s so warm, thank you! You two don''t get up yet? Do I want to give you lucky money?"


    Li Tiezhu and Wu Qingshan stood up, and Wu Qingshan made a gesture of worship.


    Liu Le glared at Li Tiezhu. Even Wu Qingshan was damaged by you. He said to the audience, "tie Zhu is so annoying that I don''t know what you like about him. I suggest that everyone don''t vote for Li Tiezhu today."


    The audience shouted, "OK..."


    Wu Qingshan and Li Tiezhu came to the stage. Now they are both hosts.


    But Li Tiezhu didn''t want to talk and secretly cursed Liu le for his neck getting shorter and shorter.


    At the age of eight, Wu praised Liu le in a fancy way: "... In fact, teacher Liu Le is a person who comes out in the daytime and comes out at night. This" night curtain "is the mirror of his life. Will the inspiration of artists come at night? Tie Zhu, are you a night owl?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head. I have one night owl, but I don''t stay up late: "no! It''s good to go to bed early and get up early. Life will become like him like a neck teacher... No neck."


    Liu Le, walking in the passage, heard Li Tiezhu''s slander, immediately found a camera and pulled out his neck with both hands for the audience to enjoy.


    Barrage:


    "He''s worried, he''s worried..."


    "The old artist has a strong sense of variety!"


    "I didn''t expect you to be like Liu le."


    "It''s really neck music!"


    Wu Qingshan: "when did you get inspired to write songs?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "when I need to make an album."


    Good guy, I just have inspiration at any time.


    Wu Qingshan said, "then we are different! In fact, I am also a person who doesn''t sleep in the middle of the night, so I should be able to touch with the artist?"


    Li Tiezhu: "you are an artist."


    Wu was eight years old and coquettish: "nonsense! Why am I an artist?"


    Li Tiezhu: "artists are neuropathy."


    Wu Qingshan: "if you say so, you are also an artist."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    This is hard to refute. After all, Li Tiezhu himself is not normal.


    Wu Qingshan said, "ha ha, let''s give applause to Mr. Liu Le again. Finally, I have a wish. This season, let Li Sansui be the host with me. In this way, we will be 11 years old. Do you think it''s good?"


    The audience immediately applauded and applauded. Of course, it''s good to do things.


    Li Sansui: "no! On average, neither of us is five years old."


    Wu 8: "it''s 5:5. You don''t count well."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "anyway, you can''t! You are the host selected by the program group. This is your opportunity and challenge. Don''t want to escape and retreat, but move forward bravely. Real warriors dare to face the bleak life, and you should be responsible for yourself. You can''t ask me to help you share... Unless the announcement fee is half of mine."


    The audience laughed. Is it OK to ask for money?


    Wu Qingshan: "it doesn''t matter. I''ll give you all the money to be the host. Anyway, you''ll donate them. I''ll even do good. That''s a deal!"


    Li Tiezhu: "eh? How do you feel that I have been routine."


    Wu Qingshan: "well, that''s all for today''s competition. Thank you, audience friends. Let''s go backstage and wait to see the ranking. I hope it''s not the last one. Did you vote? Hum!"


    Li Tiezhu hates sissy most in his life, but Wu Qingshan is an alternative. It is estimated that his psychological age is similar.


    Wu Qingshan: "iron pillar, do you want to spread a Jiao Lala ticket?"


    Li Tiezhu: "serious people never act like spoilers."


    Wu Qingshan: "hum! I''m angry..."


    Then he left.


    Li Tiezhu said to the audience, "my temper has improved in the past two years. Otherwise, I''ll punch him one by one."


    After that, Li Tiezhu also got off the stage and went backstage.


    Wu Qingshan first came to the lounge to shake hands with other guests and boast about business.


    Li Tiezhu followed them in, ignored them, went to one side and pulled out a box of instant noodles with pickled pepper flavor. He turned and asked, "does anyone want to eat instant noodles?"


    People are stupid. What about recording programs? Do you eat instant noodles?


    Oh, Li Tiezhu, that''s all right. Who cares what you like?


    No one answered him. Li Tiezhu made a bucket by himself, walked over and sat beside the people, covered the instant noodles with the billboard of the program group, and was in a daze.


    Others are still joking about Wu''s eight years old.


    Wei Jia: "is Castle Peak super nervous today? We''re all afraid that your teleprompter card will fall off. We''ve never seen such a shaking before."


    Wu Qingshan nodded again and again: "hard work, I''m smart, and I caught the iron pillar."


    Village head: "smart! He never knows what tension is. Look, we record programs. He makes instant noodles."


    Liang Tian: "yes! I also pressed instant noodles with sponsor billboards."


    Wu Qingshan: so, is Li three years old make complaints about himself? Even his own brokers are tucking up.


    Liang Tian looked for a moment and found Li Tiezhu staring at her. She was so frightened that she stretched out her tongue and quickly found a way to live for herself:


    "No, I mean my iron pillar has a unique sense of variety. Bubble noodles are to ease everyone''s tension. They cover bubble noodles with billboards to attract the attention of the audience. By the way, they also play a wave of advertisements. They are getting old."


    Everyone laughed and the hostess was full of desire for survival.


    The village head helped clear the siege and said, "brother Le also said that if there is an iron pillar in our program, there will be ratings. However, Mr. Liu Le''s favorite guest is Xiao K, and he is also the one who praises most. He is young and handsome, has a unique voice, sings well, and so on."


    Kostov immediately folded his hands respectfully.


    Liu Le: "you know Chinese Erhu? The composition is great and the singing is also very good!"


    Xiao K smiled and nodded: "thank you! Erhu is my favorite Oriental instrument. I used to like it when listening to Dongfeng break, so I tried it this time."


    Liu Le: "Oh, have you heard the song of iron pillar?"


    Little K: "I''m his fan. I like Ian Pera so much that I came to China."


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t understand the whole English conversation. He ran to the side to get some ham intestines and distributed them one by one. Everyone didn''t want them. Wu Qingshan asked for two and ate them directly.


    Audience barrage: "my brother Zhu robbed all the tricks without saying a word. He is the bug in the entertainment industry!"


    Then there is the host Liu Ye, who changes one face a year, talking about advertising words.


    After that, Li Tiezhu said, "finally, it''s an exciting time for Mr. Hong Bo to drink water."


    The singers laughed and couldn''t get through it.


    Wei Jia said: "no one can understand Mr. Hongbo''s routine. There are new tricks every time. This year..."


    The staff quickly winked at him.


    Wei Jia stopped and almost missed the topic.


    Next, the singer and the agent return to their respective small rest rooms.


    A voice came from the TV screen: "next, we will announce the ranking of this issue."


    Everyone was stunned:


    "Is it published directly like this?"


    "No more water?"


    "Does Jingtian have no face?"


    "Millennium Hill: Yes, you don''t have a card."


    Zhang Xin was very interesting. He copied his hand and looked cold: "how to publish it? Just publish it with this horn? Can you take some heart?"


    On the TV screen, there appeared an old man with worrying hair. Yes, it was Mr. Hong Bo.


    "Here is the singer broadcast by the voice of nature''s classic organic milk holiday..."


    Li Tiezhu picked up the remote control board.


    Drop!


    Turned off the TV.


    Liang Tian was silly and looked at Li Tiezhu: "what are you doing?"


    Li Tiezhu got up and went out: "serious people, who looks at this? I''ll make noodles."


    Barrage:


    "Xiuer! Is that you?"


    "Li Tiezhu: Yes, it''s this show!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "I''m NIMA. Hong Bo said that this wave of operation is very smooth."


    "Serious brother, really serious."


    "I laughed at Yue..."


    "Do you really want to laugh to death and inherit my hair?"


    Li Tiezhu has arrived at the downstairs rest room, holding instant noodles and drinking a mouthful of soup first.


    Other singers are still watching Hong Bo''s costume.


    "Now it''s the most disturbing moment for singers, that is..."


    Wu Qingshan Tucao: "make complaints about the time of Hong Bo''s drinking."


    Hong Bo: "this time, your terms are not revealed by me, but by yourself. Open the envelope to know your terms in this competition."


    Qi Yu said, "ah! This is torture one by one. It used to be group torture."


    An instruction came from TV: "please ask singer Wu Qingshan to go to the competitive stage."


    The other singers waited in the small room, and then they heard a scream.


    Wu 8-year-old: "Oh, yo! I was shocked. How could you be here? How could you eat instant noodles here when you were three? Shouldn''t you watch TV in your room to announce the ranking?"


    Li Tiezhu''s voice rang out: "serious people who watch that? I turned off the TV."


    Wu Qingshan: "but they said on TV that they wanted me to compete for the stage. Take the envelope and see my ranking."


    Li Tiezhu sucked the instant noodles and said, "it''s up to you. Anyway, I won''t go. I''ll wait for Mr. Hong Bo to send it to me in person."


    "You''re arrogant! I like it so much! But I''m not as smart as you. What''s the taste of your instant noodles? It''s delicious. Can you make one for me?"


    "Go, I''ll make it for you."


    "Thank you, three years old! Then who, turn off the TV. I won''t go back later."


    So, more singers went out of the room and watched Li Tiezhu eat instant noodles on the second floor, showing confused expressions... Is that ok?


    Li Tiezhu took another bucket of instant noodles with pickled pepper flavor and soaked it for Wu eight years old. Then he continued to eat instant noodles and tasted delicious.


    "Aenpera @ £¤% * £¤ #..."


    Little K muttered for a long time.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand, so he threw him a box of instant noodles.


    Little K Lian said, "crab, crab, crab..."


    Most of the singers went back to the house to continue watching the live TV. Only Zhang Xin turned off the TV, put on an eye mask, made up for sleep in the house, and muttered, "that''s right. Who is serious looking at things? It''s better to drink water..."


    On the other side, a close-up of the camera shows the well sweet mineral water and a cup. The camera pulls away, and Hong Bo sits next to him and says, "welcome to Castle Peak. I like your work the nest of swallows very much..."


    Then Hong Bo took a sip of water, introduced the rules and two groups of envelopes, one with the singer''s name and the ranking inside, the other with the competition ranking and the singer''s name inside.


    It''s exciting.


    Wu Qingshan asked, "can you choose only one or both?"


    Hong Bo took a sip of water.


    Wu Qingshan: "if you drink water like this again, I''m afraid I''ll hit you at the age of three."


    Hong Bo choked: "cough... Ka... Choose your place first, and then your own name. What kind of achievement do you think you will be?"


    Wu Qingshan: "I just said I guess the sixth."


    So Wu Qingshan opened the sixth envelope. He was not the sixth. Then he opened the envelope of his name and looked surprised. Wu, the second, was so happy that he almost fell.


    Then he was arranged to sit in a row of chairs next to him and couldn''t go back.


    Wu Qingshan: "eh? Can''t you go back? My instant noodles..."


    Hong Bo: "what instant noodles?"


    "Tie Zhu made me instant noodles. He''s still waiting for me to go back."


    Hong Bo took a sip of water: "don''t care about instant noodles. Let''s invite Kostov to the stage..."


    Xiao K came with flat noodles. He crushed the instant noodles, sprinkled seasoning bags and mixed them well, sharing delicious food with his agent. This is what he saw in FAK! Primitive man. The way they eat instant noodles is said to be delicious. Try it, and it''s really delicious.


    Although delicious, it could not hide Kostov''s trembling and gurgling teeth.


    This is why he likes Li Tiezhu. Generally, people with poor psychological quality will especially like brainless brave people like Li Tiezhu.


    Little K made no secret of saying that he liked Ian Pella''s performance best because he gave him delicious instant noodles.


    He chose the seventh place first, not him, and his place was fourth.


    Kostov took his seat.


    Hong Bo took a sip of water and said, "now let''s invite the third guest Li Tiezhu to the competition stage."


    Wu Sansui: "Pooh..."


    K: "box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box


    Even the staff on one side couldn''t help laughing.


    Hong Bo looked blankly and smiled?

 Chapter 886

    Hong Bo didn''t understand the situation. Seeing Xiao K laughing and eating dry instant noodles, he always felt another ominous premonition.


    The staff didn''t remind Hong Bo. What''s wrong with Li Tiezhu? This is the battle between Hong Bo and Li Tiezhu. They said they would not participate.


    In the star lounge, the singers laughed.


    Liu Le clapped his thigh: "Li Tiezhu is a guy who doesn''t work all day, ha ha..."


    Village head: "when recording other programs, iron pillar is very powerful."


    Qi Yu wondered, "do you want to remind him?"


    The agent shook his head: "leave it alone! Go to the theatre, go to the theatre. It''s time to cure Mr. Hong Bo, too. Tie Zhu specializes in conquering Mr. Hong Bo."


    Zhang Xin listened to his agent and was happy: "I like Li Tiezhu''s character and handsome."


    Instead, Mr. Mao, who was planning to escape, came out of the door and said to Li Tiezhu, who drank instant noodle soup downstairs: "Tiezhu, Tiezhu, Mr. Hongbo asked you to go to the stage."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, suck away..."


    Don''t move.


    Promised to give Wu 8-year-old bubble noodles, now bubble noodles only once, how can you give up halfway?


    Man, keep your word!


    Teacher Mao said again, "iron pillar, did you hear what I said? Let you see the ranking."


    Li Tiezhu: "I see. Thank you, Mr. Mao."


    Teacher Mao was dumb: "er..."


    Liang Tian came out from the side, played with her mobile phone and said, "Mr. Mao, go back first. Tie Zhu said he knew."


    Mr. Mao didn''t know the situation, so he went back.


    Liu Xinran, the agent of the escape plan, said, "you... Are not afraid that Mr. Hong Bo will be angry if you do this?"


    Liang Tian shrugged: "I''m afraid, but Li Tiezhu is not afraid! We Tiezhu are super brave!"


    Liu Xinran: "Oh! So interesting..."


    Who doesn''t like going to the theatre?


    Downstairs, Li Tiezhu poured out the water in the instant noodles, put it into the seasoning bag and brewed it again. In this way, the soaked noodles are soft, strong and delicious.


    Three minutes passed.


    Hong Bo had found something wrong and asked Wu Qingshan, "what is Li Tiezhu doing?"


    Wu Qingshan said, "he''s eating instant noodles. By the way, help me make instant noodles."


    "Where to eat?"


    "Downstairs, on the table downstairs."


    "Didn''t he watch TV?"


    "How could he watch TV? He turned off the TV long ago and said he wanted you to send him the envelope yourself. Ha ha..."


    Hong Bo patted his forehead: "this Li Tiezhu is so outrageous..."


    With that, he walked down the stage.


    Wu Qingshan: "are you going to scold him?"


    Hong Bo: "I... I, I''ll invite him! Why scold him? Hurt harmony..."


    Wu Qingshan: "ha ha ha ha..."


    K: "Hey, hey..."


    Just after Mr. Hong Bo left, Li Tiezhu took a box of instant noodles to the competition stage, along with his agent Liang Tian.


    The staff are stupid. What''s going on? Where''s Mr. Hong Bo? Were you knocked out?


    Li Tiezhu''s first words when he came in were: "what''s the matter with Mr. Hong Bo? He called me over, but he disappeared. I knew I wouldn''t come. It''s all your fault."


    Liang Tian: "how did I know he would run?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Mr. Hong Bo also has legs. If he has legs, he will run."


    Liang Tian: "I advise you not to bubble the instant noodles. You said you wanted to come to Castle Peak."


    Wu Qingshan: "ah! Thank you for being three years old. Mr. Hong Bo went to see you. Didn''t you meet him? Wow, it smells good..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "we came up by elevator."


    Liang Tian: "I should have missed the elevator. There are two elevators. It''s too coincidental."


    Li Tiezhu gave the instant noodles to Wu Qingshan. He went to look at the envelope. He went to the digital envelope and said, "if Mr. Hong is not here, I''ll take the place of Li Tiezhu! Water!"


    Liang Tian quickly took out a bottle of Jingtian mineral water and handed it to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took a sip, picked up the envelope of the second place, looked at it and said, "who won the second place in this competition? Who do you think it will be?"


    Wu Qingshan sucked the instant noodles and thumbed up: "like! Like!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Wu is eight years old. Who do you think is the second?"


    Wu Qingshan said, "it should be a handsome boy, ah ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "what does little K think?"


    Skotov: I think it''s you. You sing very well


    After listening to the translation, Li Tiezhu nodded and said, "here is the exclusive title broadcast of I am a singer by the voice of nature''s classic organic milk. The results of this competition are already in my hands. We first announce the winner of the second place. The winner of the second place is... Gudu."


    Li Tiezhu took another sip of water and asked, "Mr. Liu Le, do you think you will be the second?"


    Liu le was not at the scene. He was watching TV and laughed: "it''s so like!"


    Hong Bo stood by and rolled his eyes. He came to find Li Tiezhu. He was afraid that others would not invite him, so he came in person. He didn''t find Li Tiezhu, so he looked for him room by room. As a result, he saw Li Tiezhu imitating him on TV.


    I have to say, drinking water is too cheap.


    Hong Bo wanted to go back and cut this paragraph and record it again, but Liu Le pulled him directly to the sofa and sat down. Liu Le''s strength is generally great, and Hong Bo is struggling.


    Liu Le said, "that''s good! You''ve come and want to go back?"


    Hong Bo: "


    Why did even Mr. Liu Le become like this? Is Li Tiezhu poisonous?


    Barrage:


    "Wow! This is definitely not designed?"


    "Li Tiezhu: serious people never play cards according to the routine."


    "Perfect miss..."


    "Ha ha, Li Tiezhu is really like him."


    "The action of drinking water can''t be said to be lifelike. It''s like a hair."


    "The neck teacher is also bad, ha ha!"


    "Hong Bo was detained."


    "It''s time!"


    "Let you flirt with the guests and get revenge?"


    "It''s so sweet to catch up from hot search!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Jingtian mineral water, your life needs a little sweetness! Well, the singer who won the second place is a male singer, not a combination or a female singer, but a male singer..."


    Qi Yu, escape plan and Zhang Xin all gathered in Liu Le''s rest room to collectively take care of teacher Hong Bo and see Li Tiezhu as a demon at the same time.


    Li Tiezhu: "so... Who does Mr. Qi Yu think it will be?"


    Qi Yu: "I guess it''s Li Tiezhu."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK! Although I can''t hear your answer, I''m sure you didn''t guess right. This male singer is a very talented young singer. He is... Wu Qingshan!"


    Wu Qingshan stood up with instant noodles and bowed: "thank you, thank you! Wow, I''m really excited. I didn''t expect to be recognized by the audience. It''s so spicy!"


    Hong Bo''s heart is like death.


    Liu Le said, "it''s not better than you?"


    Qi Yu: "this issue is settled. Let Li Tiezhu announce it directly."


    Hong Bo closes his eyes in despair. The ratings are definitely strong. He is afraid that he will go to hot search... He regrets that he shouldn''t invite Li Tiezhu~


    When you come, you can''t go back!


    Seeing that Hong Bo did not come back, Li Tiezhu played to the end and announced the third, fourth and first place with the standard Hong style announcement method, namely Qi Yu, Xiao K and Liu le.


    Then, Zhang Xin, the fifth, Li Tiezhu, the sixth, and escape plan, the seventh.


    It was not until he was released that other singers escorted Hong Bo to the stage. They came to clap hands with Li Tiezhu. They did a good job. Hong Bo was unhappy early. It''s really a relief today.


    Hong Bo didn''t dare to confront Li Tiezhu. He could only sigh silently, take a sip of water pressure, and then... Go to the next link.


    Zhang Xin, Li Tiezhu and the escape plan, the last three in this competition, should take the lead in drawing lots to draw the next competition sequence.


    Escape plan 2, Zhang Xin 3, and Li Tiezhu was the first to perform.


    Hong Bo is dark and cool. Let you bully me. Is retribution coming?


    Wu Qingshan is comforting Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "it''s good to sing first. Grab the tickets before the audience hears other good songs."


    Wu Qingshan: "yes, roar ~ I won the second place today. It should be because I sang first. The audience Voted confused."


    The program ended and it was late. Everyone went back to the hotel. The program team arranged a rich night snack for everyone. Otherwise, Li Tiezhu likes to record variety shows.


    Li Tiezhu and several teachers of the escape plan have a car. When they don''t advertise the car, the program team is still used to arranging large business cars, which makes it more comfortable to sit.


    With Li Tiezhu''s sixth place, teacher Mao is also much more balanced.


    Moreover, in the next issue, Li Tiezhu is the first to sing, and they are the second to sing. It''s a little difficult.


    They were talking about things that had nothing to do with music. On the contrary, the two female agents were particularly dissatisfied with their artists'' ranking today. They began to mutter as soon as they got on the bus. They were very skilled.


    Liang Tian doesn''t complain about Li Tiezhu''s sixth, but defends against injustice for the escape plan. Liu Xinran also praises Li Tiezhu''s song.


    In a word, there is something wrong with the program group voting!


    Because the music base where singers practice rehearsal in peacetime is a little far away, singers and brokers usually live in hotels near the base.


    Basically, singers and brokers came to meet one after another on Wednesday and Thursday, rehearsal during the day and competition at night on Friday.


    Night snack is spicy crayfish, small hot pot, barbecue, snacks, etc.


    Li Tiezhu ate a lot, then went back to his room to take a bath and get ready for bed. He also chatted with songzhuer and lengba for a while.


    Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.


    When Li Tiezhu opened the door, he saw Liang Tian standing at the door with red wine. His smile was too obvious.


    "What are you doing?"


    "Drink, what else can you do? What do you want to do?"


    "I want to sleep."


    "I want to sleep, too!"


    "Sleeping and drinking?"


    "Have a drink to cheer you up, you know."


    "Er... Come in."


    Li Tiezhu was staring at her a little unnaturally. After thinking about it, he let her in.


    At this time, Liu Xinran came not far away. She just went to the escape plan and discussed the tactics for next week. She came back. This is a careful and planned sister. She was writing and drawing with her notebook all the way, looking like a tactical master.


    She saw Liang Tian get into Li Tiezhu''s room. Of course, she was curious and asked, "are you... This?"


    Liang Tian shook the red wine: "drink!"


    Liu Xinran''s eyes turned: "I also have a bottle there for a long time. Why don''t we drink together?"


    Liang sweetheart said, who the fuck is going to be with you? Really think we drink?


    However, she could not refuse and looked at Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I still can''t. let''s discuss what song to sing next week."


    Liang Tian: "yes! We''re going to write a new song."


    Liu Xinran: "can you write a song?"


    Liang Tian said proudly, "others can''t, but Li Tiezhu can! He''s very... Capable!"


    Hum!


    Li Tiezhu was a little excited.


    Liu Xinran said, "then I need to see more. Drink first and I''ll go back and get the wine."


    With that, she walked away in high heels with a successful smile on her face.


    Does Li Tiezhu really want to write songs?


    No inspiration at all?


    She just went to persuade the escape plan to learn from Li Tiezhu. She participated in the next competition with her original new songs. She was given a solid education. She basically wanted to write good songs... You can''t ask for them.


    Liang Tian said angrily, "why is this man like this?"


    Li Tiezhu: "how do I know? You don''t know any of your colleagues in Taiwan. Ask me?"


    Liang Tian closed the door and wrapped around Li Tiezhu: "don''t open the door for her later."


    Li Tiezhu was entangled by her burning body. He took her to the sofa in the living room and said, "I wrote some songs. Please help me see what to sing next week. I don''t want to eliminate it! I have to make money from milk powder."


    Liang Tian, who was opening red wine, was startled: "what are you talking about? Who are you with? Lengba? No wonder..."


    Li Tiezhu: "er... You should keep it a secret!"


    Liang Tian: "mm-hmm! I swear!"


    This must be kept secret. She hasn''t been able to enter the zoo until now. Therefore, when she learned such Confidential news, she was inevitably excited.


    The three songs are "only", "blue and white porcelain" and "I''m ugly but I''m gentle".


    After listening to the demo of these three songs in Li Tiezhu''s tablet, Liang Tian''s eyes are watery.


    Li Tiezhu: "which song do you sing?"


    Liang Tian began to massage Li Tiezhu. She was panting and didn''t answer at all.


    Li Tiezhu is also very helpless. Forget it. Just sing a song. There''s no way to eliminate it. It''s also good to go back to accompany the children after elimination.


    "Hiss! Don''t you want to drink?"


    "Drink more."


    "Pour me a glass of red wine."


    "OK! Let''s drink together. Cheers."


    Li Tiezhu sipped the red wine, but shook his head, not reserved at all.


    Knock knock knock


    There was a knock on the door, and then came Liu Xinran''s voice.


    No one opened the door or responded.


    She kept knocking and shouting.


    Liang Tian raised her head, wiped her mouth and said angrily, "you can''t let her continue to shout, otherwise others know I''m in your room and don''t make a sound."


    Li Tiezhu: "what should I do?"


    Liang Tian tidied up for Li Tiezhu, got up to open the door and muttered, "she sent it to the door herself. No wonder we."


    Li Tiezhu: "good guy! Are you all so brave?"


    Soon, Liu Xinran came in with a bottle of whisky and said with a smile, "have you all drunk? I also brought a small fish to dry the wine. How''s the song written?"


    Liang Tianyi said to Dan biansheng, "I''ve written three songs. Do you want to listen to them?"


    Of course, Liu Xinran said yes, and turned out her Notepad. Then she was stupid. Three songs? Still so good?


    "Iron pillar, how did you do it?"


    Li Tiezhu yawned: "this time I came prepared. I wrote songs first. I''ve prepared seven or eight."


    Liu Xinran opened her mouth in surprise. Isn''t it terrible? The gap between people is bigger than that between people and dogs


    R

 Chapter 887

    Li Tiezhu returned to Kyoto the next day to play with children. Xiaobing was used to play and Xiaoxue was used to pet. The division of labor was clear. Xiaobing was wrapped by Li Tiezhu into a pig worm shape, wriggled and rolled on the carpet, and sometimes picked it up as a rocket launcher to launch "du~", which amused Xiaoxue in the shape of a fairy.


    Pine and bamboo couldn''t see it anymore. They ran away with Xiaobing in their arms.


    I stayed at home for three days and didn''t go anywhere. I just played with my children at home. Well, it was fun, especially Xiaobing''s little Dingding, who was played by the old man Li Tiezhu.


    Sun Xixi came to report the box office results of operation Red Sea. It has been released for more than ten days, and the box office is worth more than one billion. The total box office is expected to be more than two billion.


    Lower than the previous expectations of the main creative team, they think they should be able to reach $3 billion.


    Who let you meet this year?


    If you take it a year later, you may get $3 billion at the box office, but Li Tiezhu insisted that this year''s Chinese audience needs such a work more, so it will be released directly.


    Li Tiezhu is particularly satisfied with the box office of operation Red Sea. What he values is not the box office, but the situation this year. So many people went to the cinema to see the film, hoping that the film can give some incentives to people in trouble and confusion.


    Lengba is restless and whispers with songzhu''er about what plans to make.


    Li Tiezhu occasionally heard such a mouth, but he said that he began to plan to build a new brand years later. They deliberately hid it. Li Tiezhu didn''t understand it at all.


    Songzhuer secretly tells Li Tiezhu that this is an explanation to lengba and establishes lengba''s unshakable family status.


    In short, the money came from Li Tiezhu''s card, which cost more than 40 million. Anyway, most of his cards are in songzhu''er, and there are two in lengba''s hand. Li Tiezhu doesn''t remember the password, so let them toss about.


    Songzhu''er is very enthusiastic about this. After all, he is his own cat.


    Lengba was very moved. She knew very well that if Li Tiezhu had chosen her, she would not have been so brainless and magnanimous. She would even try to squeeze away all the Yings around Li Tiezhu.


    After thinking for a few days, Li Tiezhu decided to choose a song that was not loud and fierce and gave it to lengba.


    Lengba was so happy that she said she would watch the live program.


    On Thursday, Li Tiezhu flew to southern Hunan again to record the program.


    After getting off the plane, I saw lengba on the big screen, wearing a pink cat ear hoop and a cautious clothes with a full sense of science fiction, which is sexy and graceful. It seems that the material of the clothes is a little similar to the ice sleeves. There are all kinds of colors.


    "Are you afraid of heat?"


    "If you''re afraid of heat, wear meow. It''s eight degrees cold."


    "Meow kiss the skin and say goodbye to the heat."


    Li Tiezhu''s people are numb. What''s so special... He''s really a meow! Real meow! Put on a meow. It''s eight degrees cold? Lengba... Degrees?


    Talent!


    At this time, Li Tiezhu realized that this is the brand of songzhu''er and lengba, a brand of high-tech fashion clothing. It seems that the advertising uses some electric refrigeration principle, which is sunscreen, cool and breathable.


    The disadvantage is that you have to charge it every day, and you can''t wash it.


    Who bought this?


    Li Tiezhu secretly Tucao, but did not know that the official website is very popular, many entertainment women artists love them, they make complaints about a piece of clothes when they don''t have air-conditioning in the crew and program group.


    After Friday''s rehearsal, the last three contestants were interviewed. After all, the focus of this issue is who will go and who will stay.


    The top four have basically sat on the Diaoyutai.


    Liang Tian has been persuading Li Tiezhu to change a hot song like "chasing a dream with a child''s heart" or "pointing to the moon with his left hand", but Li Tiezhu remained unmoved and still chose the softest song. Liang Tian can only sigh.


    The staff asked Li Tiezhu, "do you think you will be eliminated, but don''t worry about being eliminated?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the probability of being eliminated is very large. After all, I''m the second to last. I''m not too worried. All the people who come to this program are experts. It''s not humiliating to be compared by them. Just follow their luck."


    "But you were runner up in the finals last time."


    "I also won the champion of super good voice and Chinese good songs. Which one is not the champion level strength?"


    The staff asked about the escape plan again.


    The lead singer, Mr. Mao, was very depressed and shrank in the corner. He was a person who could easily deny himself: "it''s normal. It must be the result... We are the last. They don''t eat our set, and the audience doesn''t like it..."


    Li Tiezhu frowned. This teacher Mao has a little glass heart, or most of those who engage in rock and roll are a little extreme. Sometimes he feels that Lao Tzu is the best in the world, and sometimes he feels that the audience has no appreciation level.


    But the problem is that rock is minority music, and your audience is not so wide.


    When you show off your style, you are proud of the minority. When you can''t compare the scoring and voting, you start to complain about yourself and others.


    Now Li Tiezhu has become more mellow and did not express his views on the spot.


    After all, it''s quite familiar.


    The staff went to ask Zhang Xin again.


    The sisters are not young and famous. They belong to an unpopular singer that few people have heard of. They are not famous than the escape plan.


    But she has a good attitude: "disappointed? There''s nothing to be disappointed. Isn''t coming equal to making money?"


    Staff: "this one is going to come up with a unique move and fight back?"


    Zhang Xin: "er... I think the most important thing is to show what you want to sing most and can sing best on this stage. What remains is not the ranking, but the works you perform."


    Staff member: "however, you can only stay first to perform more works."


    Zhang Xin: "perform first and then stay! What do you rely on to stay without good works? Rely on the head?"


    Li Tiezhu listened to the music and gave the big sister a thumbs up. It''s not that everyone is a pine and bamboo. If you say you can lean on your head, you can lean on your head? If you have an iron head!


    Barrage:


    "Don''t eliminate Li Tiezhu!"


    "Don''t worry about it. Even if Wu Qingshan is eliminated, Li Tiezhu will not be eliminated."


    "I''m serious, but I''m ugly, poof..."


    "An original song in each issue, the audience will not eliminate brother Zhu."


    "Bet that Tiezhu was sixth in the last issue, and the audience will vote for Li Tiezhu in a compensatory way."


    "What''s the matter with the lead singer of the escape plan?"


    "Who do you look down on with your back to the camera?"


    "Don''t eat this? Blame the audience if you can''t sing well?"


    "Li Tiezhu''s beautiful original took the sixth place. What did people say?"


    "I like one meat and one vegetable very much."


    "Currently in single cycle."


    "I like Zhang Xin''s character. It''s very funny."


    "Mentality is very important."


    "The escape plan needs to be learned."


    "Has Chen Jingyi lobbied for anything? Her works have always been classics."


    "Keep your head? Hahaha..."


    The escape plan rehearsed very hard this week. It''s true. I practiced day and night. I was going to sing a burning song. But halfway through the practice, the lead singer, Mr. Mao, changed his mind again. He said in some frustration that he should forget it and sing a new song.


    So they began to rehearse the new song again, thinking, why can''t Li Tiezhu mix the program with the new song.


    If the audience doesn''t like it, it''s that the audience really doesn''t eat it.


    Zhang Xin thinks she and the escape plan are more dangerous. Even if she is fifth and Li Tiezhu is sixth, she knows that the audience will never eliminate Li Tiezhu. Therefore, she can only try to make herself perform better and worry that others are useless.


    The rehearsal continues in the afternoon and the program starts at 7:30 p.m. yes, the program still insists on live broadcasting, but the live broadcasting is delayed for a few minutes, and likes to insert all kinds of messy interviews and comments


    How long!


    If Hong Bo hadn''t insisted, the program would have been changed to recording and broadcasting by the suggestion of the station, which would be boring.


    Before the game, Wu Qingshan found Li Tiezhu and said, "at the age of three, you are the first to play anyway. Then you host the first four songs. I will play the fourth. I will replace you at that time."


    Li Tiezhu thought and agreed.


    Wu Qingshan succeeded in his treachery and slipped away.


    The audience all entered the arena, and the competition officially began. After a light show that was not very cool, Li Tiezhu took the microphone and teleprompter card to the stage.


    And the audience still contains:


    "Green mountain, green mountain..."


    Wu Qingshan laughed very happily in the backstage rest room and wanted to see how Li Tiezhu controlled the field.


    Li Tiezhu stood in the spotlight: "then I''ll go?"


    Pop pop


    "Woo!"


    "Serious brother, serious brother!"


    The audience welcomed Li Tiezhu very much. After all, almost everyone liked him.


    Li Tiezhu perfectly controlled the field, but he was not satisfied. He said, "you make me feel very hurt! If you don''t show some sincerity, I won''t host and change to Wu Qingshan."


    With that, Li Tiezhu turned off the microphone and lost his teleprompter card. He turned and walked back to the stage, leaving only a figure of the audience.


    And proud?


    The audience laughed and began to applaud. Fierce applause and cheers rang through the competition hall. The applause lasted two minutes. Please forgive me!


    Who can''t get along with a fool?


    Wu Qingshan was stunned: "can it still be like this? Why don''t the audience boo him?"


    Agent humanitarian: "because he is Li Tiezhu, who dares to boo him? What if Li Tiezhu rushes up and hits the audience?"


    Wu Qingshan: "there is also a certain truth."


    Other artists also shook their heads. Li Tiezhu''s stuff can''t be judged by common sense.


    Teacher Mao said pessimistically, "look at the popularity of iron pillar, there is no comparison..."


    Liu Xinran said, "of course, she is an iron pillar! We can compare with ourselves. So, what song are we singing today?"


    A little flushed.


    Can ordinary people compare with him? Tut tut


    Teacher Mao: "it''s a new song, called your love."


    Liu Xinran was disappointed. She planned tactics for them for a long time. As a result, people didn''t like birds at all: "I thought you would choose the brightest star."


    Miss Mao: "Hey! There''s no need to sing any more. If you want to sing, it''s really just for the score!"


    Liu Xinran couldn''t say anything more. After all, she took pains to make notes and tactics, and others didn''t appreciate it. She also understood that in the last issue, when we opened and closed our mouth, we chose what song. This issue has been changed to you.


    Moreover, since the second phase, I can''t sing my old songs, and the rules don''t allow it.


    Why didn''t I be Li Tiezhu''s agent?


    That guy... There are seven or eight new songs recorded on the tablet, one better than the other


    Li Tiezhu lingered for a while before returning to the stage. He said to the eager lighting teacher, "don''t shake! Your eyes hurt."


    The scene light shook.


    Audience: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu lost his teleprompter card. He couldn''t find it for a while, so he was a little embarrassed: "er... Hello, audience friends, welcome to you, you..."


    Audience: "the sound of nature, heaven sent organic!"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah, yes, it''s the voice of nature. It''s organic. What kind of milk? I''m a singer sponsored for everyone''s vacation."


    With that, Li Tiezhu pointed the microphone at the audience.


    The audience has a tacit understanding: "classic organic milk!"


    Li Tiezhu: "you know each other!"


    Audience: "hahaha..."


    Hong Bo in the monitoring room is happy. He deserves to be Li Tiezhu! The traffic code of the entertainment circle and the viewing guide of variety shows.


    The barrage also began to brush up: "you know!"


    The bosses backstage were shocked.


    Wu Qingshan: "can I still host like this? Can I also learn from the three-year-old maozi speech? It''s arrogant and emotional!"


    Agent: "you may be killed like that."


    Li Tiezhu shouted angrily to the audience: "next time, I love you, mmda! I''m the music talker in the first half of today. Who is that? Today is the first second round of competition. Based on the scores of the two competitions, the last singer will leave. Don''t say much. Do you know who is the first singer?"


    The audience shook their heads.


    At this time, teacher Liang Xiaobai picked up the teleprompter card from under the stage and handed it to Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu took it over and looked disgusted: "What''s all this? Don''t you want your face? I''ll read it to you. He wrote a lot of songs, one of which is classic. He is a well deserved original master in the Chinese music world. His music style... Is ever-changing. He can control many music styles such as folk songs, pop, rock and roll, national style and always write refreshing works. He is the brightest pearl in the Chinese music world in recent years ... I bah! "


    Li Tiezhu threw the teleprompter card back.


    The audience laughed and everyone guessed that Li Tiezhu would be the next one.


    Wu Qingshan: "I think three years old is well deserved."


    Teacher Mao said, "Tiezhu really writes songs very well, very well."


    Liu Xinran: "indeed..."


    Liu Le: "this guy is shy. It''s not easy! Let the shameless Li Tiezhu be shy. The program team is powerful."


    Qi Yu: "I thought I had never heard Li Tiezhu''s songs before, but after singing last week, I went to listen to his songs and found that almost all of them are familiar songs. Every capital is very, very powerful."


    Li Tiezhu said: "well, re introduction, the next singer is a new singer who dreams of being a foreman, but has fallen into the music world by mistake."


    Is it OK to fall?


    The audience is stupid. Do you call yourself a new singer? Are you a little forced to count? You''re a fucking singer.


    Although the Chinese singer''s surname is Hua, the Chinese singer''s surname is Li.


    Li Tiezhu: "what he brought to you is a national style song - blue and white porcelain."

 Chapter 888

    Li Tiezhu said, "next, let''s invite a new singer - Li Tiezhu."


    The audience laughed and booed.


    "Whoa..."


    The stage lights dim down, and the live camera jumps to the interview recorded before. This is the old routine of Xiangnan station. Every song needs to be interviewed again.


    What''s the meaning of this song? Why did you choose this song? What kind of emotion do you want to express.


    Of course it makes sense, but who told you.


    In the video, Li Tiezhu is communicating with two teachers playing zither and bamboo flute in the rehearsal room: "yes, the opinions of the two teachers are right. The interpretation of zither and bamboo flute can be more retro. I will adjust it with Mr. Liang Xiaobai."


    Although there is the original arrangement in his head, Li Tiezhu is still a person who listens to his opinions. The role of the original zither and bamboo flute has indeed been weakened.


    The staff asked, "Mr. Li Tiezhu, how was this song created?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it was created with a flat plate and an electronic organ."


    The staff is very patient, but not impatient: "er... I mean, what is the inspiration for the creation, because of who, what, or what perception?"


    Li Tiezhu nodded: "yes, it''s written for a person. She looks like a beautiful blue and white porcelain."


    "Who?"


    "I won''t tell you."


    "The audience wants to know."


    "They want to know. It''s none of my business."


    "Er..."


    "Any questions? If not, I''ll make an adaptation."


    "Also, is there anything unforgettable in the creation of this song?"


    "Write a composition? An unforgettable thing? A meaningful thing? Just play the electronic organ once. If there''s no problem, write a staff. How can you write a song?"


    "OK..."


    The barrage said it was very good-looking. I liked watching Li Tiezhu ride his face against people. The staff was miserable.


    In the small villa in Kyoto, songzhu''er and lengba are watching the live broadcast in the living room on the second floor. The two children are sleeping, and the baby a few months old is sleeping almost all day.


    Hearing what Li Tiezhu said, lengba looked proud: "in my eyes, Li Tiezhu will always be a newcomer!"


    Songzhu''er complimented: "yes, yes! Ah, hey... You promoted him. Without you, Li Tiezhu still doesn''t know where to move bricks."


    You have a baby and have two in your life. You are right in everything you say, but you can teach Ben ha some skills of giving birth to twins or body position.


    Then I saw Li Tiezhu''s hilarious interview.


    Matsushita: "hum! If it were me, I would directly tell the national audience that I wrote this for my cat."


    Lengba: "whose cat looks like blue and white porcelain? Is blue cat naughty?"


    Matsushita: "anyway, I just think you have a little loss."


    "I lost a lot. I lost all my life. Once I met an iron pillar, I missed it all my life..."


    "That''s right, I''m different. Li Tiezhu once met Zhu Er and missed him all his life. He will never escape Lao Tzu''s claws!"


    "When I was made to cry, why didn''t I see you so arrogant?"


    "Hey, just pretend to force. Don''t take it seriously."


    "Hahaha..."


    "By the way, have you heard of blue and white porcelain?"


    "No, the master won''t listen to me."


    "I guess I''m going to surprise you on the stage. Is my silly column enlightened? It''s worthy of being a man taught by me."


    At this time, the interview was over, Li Tiezhu was ready to sing, and the prelude sounded.


    Songzhuer immediately shut up and sprinkled his hands on lengba''s head. He was really happy for the cat.


    envy?


    I''m never jealous. I think the zoo is too small.


    The cat is suddenly a little nervous and a little shy. It''s inexplicable. What''s the shame of having children.


    The zither is as clear as running water, and the bamboo flute is as gentle as clouds.


    Li Tiezhu''s singer then sounded:


    The plain embryo outlines that the blue and white pen edge turns from thick to light


    The peony depicted in the bottle is just like your first makeup


    Ranran sandalwood''s thoughts are clear to me through the window


    Write on the rice paper and put it in half


    The glaze color renders the lady''s picture, and the charm is secretly hidden


    And your sweet smile is in bud


    Your beauty drifts away


    Go where I can''t go


    Songzhuer doesn''t like mainstream songs, but he is also listening carefully. Well, it''s nice to hear, the lyrics are nice to hear, and it''s so artistic.


    Song?


    I don''t quite understand. The column must be good anyway.


    The audience at the scene have been intoxicated. The melody of this song is perfect, but it is also extremely beautiful. The lyrics are even more beautiful, and some even surpass the melody, bringing the most beautiful classical Jiangnan artistic conception to this song.


    The backstage singers all stood up and listened to the song. The song was well written.


    Everyone can write songs. Everyone knows how difficult it is to write such an infinitely close to perfect song, but Li Tiezhu always has it at his fingertips.


    Compared with the previous issue of "one meat and one vegetable", this song "blue and white porcelain" is a bit stronger.


    Liu Le: "this is Li Tiezhu! Good songs are like no money."


    Qi Yu: "Wow! I really like this song. I hope the chorus is better."


    Zhang Xin: "how can this compare? It scared me to death."


    Wu Qingshan applauded: "great, great, three years old! This song is so beautiful that I can''t think of how to write a chorus to hold down this main song."


    Little K closes his eyes and listens with extra devotion. After all, he is his idol. He still draws a cross on his chest.


    Walking in the channel to prepare for the next escape plan, collective silence.


    Autistic.


    It''s so stressful to sing original behind Li Tiezhu!


    Barrage:


    "What the fuck is this?"


    "Malpractice..."


    "Serious brother writes songs like drinking water."


    "Who else?"


    "@ yehenara, come and listen to the Royal elegant music!"


    "Chapter 4 album, I''ll buy it."


    "It''s beautiful."


    "I guess it''s definitely not for songzhuer. She doesn''t look like blue and white porcelain."


    "Pine and bamboo are like bronze tripods! Duan ~"


    "I was amused by you."


    "Who is that for? It must be for girls..."


    "You can''t open a barrage when listening to songs. It destroys the artistic conception."


    The song continues:


    The sky is blue waiting for the misty rain, and I''m waiting for you


    The smoke curled up across the river


    At the bottom of the bottle, Han Li imitated the elegance of the previous dynasty


    Just as I foreshadowed meeting you


    The sky is blue waiting for the misty rain, and I''m waiting for you


    The moonlight was salvaged and fainted


    Such as handed down blue and white porcelain, self-care and beautiful


    Your eyes are smiling


    The chorus is still perfect and better. Both words and songs stabilize the main song and support the sky of this song.


    Play between.


    "Whine --"


    "Pa pa pa..."


    "Li Tiezhu''s malpractice!"


    "Serious brother, drop God forever!"


    "Champion! Champion!"


    The audience are crazy. Who doesn''t like the good song of Xianyin Shenle?


    In this song, they don''t even pay attention to Li Tiezhu''s singing skills. They don''t even ask for any treble or rhythm at all. It''s over if it sounds good.


    And Li Tiezhu really didn''t use any skills, just a very simple, leisurely and indifferent interpretation.


    So, the song is good to hang everything.


    The barrage was also crazy, sparing no effort to blow Li Tiezhu and the blue and white porcelain.


    Kyoto villa.


    Lengba is even more shy. Others think the lyrics are very graceful and poetic, but she thinks they are too yellow and violent.


    Plain embryo, initial makeup and charm are hidden


    What''s all this?


    She decided that Li Tiezhu described the story of cooking fish soup for the first time in the guest house in Hengdian.


    What, you smile like a bud, bah!


    Return a wisp of your beauty, go where I can''t go, ah! You''re a man. Of course not.


    Is this special? Dare you say it''s not the feeling after reading? Feeling after playing?


    The chorus part is more excessive. It seems that after describing what, he enjoys the scenery of jade body horizontal display and inability to move.


    The moonlight was salvaged and fainted


    Such as handed down blue and white porcelain, self-care and beautiful


    Your eyes are smiling


    Pooh!


    Who laughed? Crying is almost the same.


    Li Tiezhu thinks this song is very beautiful, and lengba happens to be in line with the elegant and beautiful flag of blue and white porcelain, especially when she wears a cheongsam.


    Therefore, he chose this song for her. I didn''t know that her brain hole was so big that she could interpret such an evil version.


    Songzhu''er just thinks this song is very beautiful and matches her cat. She shakes her head and listens happily.


    The singing continues.


    Lengba''s pretty face is getting redder and redder.


    blue and white porcelain? Together, I''m a vase. I can arrange flowers at any time


    Copying the song style but thinking of you when signing


    You call that ending a signature? The money on the teacher''s face?


    The secret of the millennium in the kiln? This life is your secret. Are you satisfied? scumbag


    Plantains outside the curtain cause showers


    Pooh! The story of rain beating plantains is also written in the song. This plantain must be cold. The master has too much fun.


    And I annoyed you by passing by that Jiangnan Town


    Jiangnan Town? Hengdian, huh? With what? You made me cry.


    The sky is blue waiting for the misty rain, and I''m waiting for you


    The moonlight was salvaged and fainted


    Such as handed down blue and white porcelain, self-care and beautiful


    Your eyes are smiling


    After singing a song, Li Tiezhu calmly bowed to the audience.


    But the audience was particularly excited. They once again witnessed the birth of the Divine Comedy, and all kinds of shouts, cheers and applause continued.


    The scene is a little out of control, not even Li Tiezhu.


    Kyoto.


    Songzhu''er was happy for lengba, but she was ashamed. When she asked, she found that such an exciting mystery was hidden in this song. At first, she was skeptical until the banana outside the curtain caused a shower.


    The cold banana looks good, which annoys you? He gave people a hard face.


    Tut tut


    Exciting!


    Songzhu''er was eager to try: "no! I''m not jealous of him writing songs for you. I can''t write such songs for you. At least I should write such a yellow song for me. Hey, hey... Think about it and be happy!"


    Lengba can''t understand songzhuer''s brain circuit. What can you expect from such a shameful and offensive behavior?


    However, it''s not once or twice that I was offended and humiliated by Li Tiezhu. Lengba said... I like it very much.


    In fact... After coming back this time, Li Tiezhu respected and softened her a lot, which made lengba very dissatisfied. She thought the master liked the new and hated the old.


    A full minute later, Li Tiezhu finally controlled the atmosphere of the scene and said with a word card:


    "Well, my voting channel has been opened, and my favorite friends can vote. The next competing singer, they are very aggressive this time, making very fine preparations like moving. Do you see? The carpet at home has also moved."


    The musical instruments and equipment of the escape plan are being carried onto the stage by the staff. Under them are three jars in their training room, which were brought from home.


    Backstage singers think this method is good. Familiar items can make people more relaxed.


    Li Tiezhu: "audience friends, you have a blessing in your ears today, because this is a brand-new work that has never been published."


    The audience''s response was not very enthusiastic, because it was just over and a little tired.


    Moreover, after listening to an original "blue and white porcelain", it is inevitable that my ears are a little tricky, and I am not so confident in the new song of the escape plan.


    Into a pre game interview.


    Li Tiezhu said, "let''s give applause. Let''s invite the guest of the second competition, the escape plan, to bring an original new song" your love. "


    Mr. Mao San appeared on the stage with other band members. They were very relaxed. They had no burden.


    After listening to Li Tiezhu''s blue and white porcelain, they knew it.


    No entanglement, no impatience.


    They began to sing. The song was well written. It was still a rock song. The audience bought it and had a lively interaction.


    Li Tiezhu sat and watched beside the stage. He felt that the new song "escape plan" was highly written. It seems that they have been trying new creative modes, which is commendable.


    Li Tiezhu can''t help it. He can only copy. It''s boring.


    The barrage did not give the audience so much face:


    "New song? That''s it?"


    "There is no harm without comparison."


    "Their luck is too bad. Can they sing a new song behind Li Tiezhu?"


    "In fact, this song is not bad."


    "It''s strange that" blue and white porcelain "raised everyone''s appetite at the beginning."


    "Great band!"


    "They''re probably out of this period."


    "It sounds good."


    "No one says it''s ugly, but Li Tiezhu is too..."


    "Music you don''t want to hear again."


    "Average."


    "Maybe we are too picky."


    "Peace is fading."


    After singing the song, Li Tiezhu came to the stage again: "a very nice song, very dynamic interpretation, thank you for the escape plan, give them applause!"


    The audience began to applaud.


    The escape plan stepped down one after another, walked towards the rest area and put it down completely.


    Li Tiezhu: "now, the voting channel of the escape plan has been opened. Remember that each audience can only vote three electronic votes. I also want to say that several teachers of the escape plan are really aspiring musicians. I can hear their perseverance and innovation from the new song. I hope you can support the escape plan."


    The audience applauded one after another. This is Li Tiezhu''s traditional skill. He is good at canvassing his opponents and is very arrogant.


    The next singer is Zhang Xin. She chose a song that she wanted to sing but could only sing demo, "matchless".


    Zhang Xin has always been a singer of film and television drama songs. Many times we have heard her songs on TV, but we don''t know she sang them. When she meets the ending song of a particularly good theme song, she can''t sing if she wants to. She can only give it to more famous singers. She can only sing demo and help others make wedding clothes.


    Her singing is very good.


    Li Tiezhu can only think of such an evaluation. After all, he has no culture. If he wants to think of another one, it can only be a lying trough.

 Chapter 890

    Li Tiezhu said, "don''t you know nothing? Even if you don''t have an intelligence firm, you can still be a store manager, right? Why do you require guests to be able to cook? Do you need to talk about being able to cook?"


    Huang Daming stared at the bull''s eye: "can this also be done?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s wrong with you? Isn''t what I said true? Why do you think you should be the store manager? Are you the most greasy?"


    Huang Daming: "I... bye! You talk, I''ll go."


    Ding Feiyue.


    The three guests in the kitchen also laughed one after another to relieve their anger! Finally someone said what they wanted to say but didn''t dare to say!


    Li Tiezhu is a cow!


    Zhou you and Tan cijian dare not stand up to Huang Daming because they can''t afford it. In addition to being an old four-year-old, Huang Daming''s real strength lies in his capital attribute, which has become a force in the entertainment industry.


    Anna, on the contrary, was afraid of being accused of bullying Huang Daming.


    The three greeted Li Tiezhu one after another.


    Zhou you knew Li Tiezhu. She took the initiative to help Li Tiezhu introduce Anna and Tan cijian. Li Tiezhu warmly shook hands with them.


    Then, Ding took Li Tiezhu for a stroll to get familiar with the environment.


    "Brother, this is the restaurant and that is the garden..."


    Zhou Yousan started cooking again. They did the same operation while calling their mother for help. Obviously, they were all novices.


    Huang Daming went to make complaints about Ningxia''s Tucao with flowers: "this Li Tiezhu is lawless!"


    Ningxia: "isn''t he always like this? You don''t know him until today."


    "On the program, can''t you save face for your predecessors?"


    "He doesn''t even give face to Cheng Dalong. Do you expect him to give you face?"


    "Er..."


    "Besides, is Tiezhu wrong? What can you do?"


    "Bye."


    "I think Tiezhu is very honest. Besides, it''s not greasy."


    Huang Daming, who walked far away, was stabbed again.


    Post effects.


    Poof!


    Blood.


    -999


    The blood strips on Huang Daming''s head turned red.


    After a tour, Ding took Li Tiezhu to the RV prepared for Li Tiezhu.


    Yes, this year''s Chinese restaurant is too extravagant. The garden villa restaurant only invites a few guests in each issue, and there is no hurry to cook. In fact, it has been divorced from the initial style and selling point of the program. It''s strange not to rush into the street.


    Watching this program, who doesn''t want to see you as tired as ordinary people and scolded as dogs?


    Who''s watching this? See you show off your wealth?


    Of course, there are also special reasons. There is no way to greet ordinary guests as before, and big stars are afraid of death.


    The RV is too luxurious. Even Li Tiezhu hasn''t lived in it. He has only been to sister Mi''s nanny car before. He has been shocked. Looking at the RV, he suddenly feels that sister MI is still very simple.


    The RV is very large, with a kitchen, bathroom, living room and bedroom. There is even a set of viewing equipment and game equipment in the living room.


    Li Tiezhu sighed: "it''s no wonder that dogs don''t lose in doing this program! Mingming restaurant can squeeze out a place where people can live after a little modification."


    He is very experienced now. After all, he has personally practiced two seasons of popular programs.


    Ding Fei: "brother, don''t you like it?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "are you used to living? To tell the truth."


    Ding Feilian blushed: "I was not used to it at first. I felt guilty. Later, it was really fragrant..."


    Li Tiezhu: make complaints about the same way. Make complaints about the cars. Why do you get rid of poverty? My hometown got rid of poverty last month.


    Ding Fei: "no, it''s early next year."


    Li Tiezhu put down his luggage and got off the RV: "that''s very good. I heard it''s beautiful to travel to you when I''m free."


    Ding Fei: "it''s a fairyland on earth! High snow mountains, green grasslands, and blue Haizi..."


    Rhetorical ability is too limited.


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "I see that many people slander you on the Internet. They say that you are a net red. Why should you be the tourism image ambassador of your hometown? What else do you say that your education level is not high, you have no talent, you rely on hype and so on, right?"


    Ding Fei''s face was stiff. Of course, he knew that he was also oppressed in his heart, but he couldn''t fight back against those people. He had to endure it.


    Li Tiezhu Road: "Don''t worry about the fans. You are a poor county. You are a popular online celebrity in the whole network. What else can you be as a tourist image ambassador? Xichuan TV is pushing you wildly. Why not push your own online celebrity? Are you going to push crooked nuts? Stupid or not! What''s wrong with entering the entertainment industry? What''s wrong with not having talent? How many talented artists do you see now? Huang Daming is nothing Not at all? In the early years, there was acting, but now it''s only greasy. "


    Ding Fei couldn''t hold back: "Pooh... It rhymes a little."


    He said in his heart, this fellow is really fierce! Not afraid of revenge? Oh, yes, he''s not afraid. He''s kind if he doesn''t take the lead in using the iron head baby and itch sister of mass destruction.


    Li Tiezhu said, "there are those who spray you on one face. Let me tell you this. Those who spray you on your face are definitely the same people as those who spray me ugly and unworthy of being an artist."


    Ding Fei: "have you been raped by the Internet before?"


    Li Tiezhu: "did you get there? It was our tietouwa net that broke them."


    Ding Fei: "


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t hold back when you encounter this kind of thing. If you should, you should go back. What''s the matter with wanghong? He''s also popular if you have the ability. Besides, I''ve heard your song," pure white crane ". It''s very nice. Why don''t you come out? Even I can be popular."


    Ding Fei: "thank you, brother. I''m much better after listening to you."


    In fact, he has been under great pressure. Even if there are hype factors, he didn''t do it himself at the beginning. He belongs to passive red. When he became red, he couldn''t help it.


    No way? Improper image ambassador?


    Does it make my hometown so poor all the time? Do you want to herd for a lifetime?


    Li Tiezhu taught him a sentence: "if someone says that about you, you answer them... If you don''t work hard, it''s none of my business to be ugly?"


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu has to come to live in the town."


    "In order to be serious, brother specially came to see this program, none of the people in front of him saw it."


    "Good guy, Huang Daming runs away in a hurry."


    "How wonderful..."


    "Ha ha, Ningxia mending knife."


    "RV!"


    "Is there a mine in this program?"


    "Serious brother can comfort people?"


    "Ding fake doesn''t cry!"


    "This is comforting? This is clearly anti cyber violence teaching, okay?"


    "I didn''t like Ding holiday before, but now the road turns pink."


    "It''s really not easy to listen to Li Tiezhu."


    "If you don''t work hard, it''s none of my business to be ugly?"


    "The classic line sounded: real players can''t play football."


    "Isn''t this what Cheng Jiaju, the master of Tiezhu, said?"


    "I also blackened him. After listening to Li Tiezhu''s words, I dare not blacken again. I''m afraid of pine bamboo head hammer."


    Li Tiezhu and Ding Fei began to go back and asked them some questions about their cooking level. Ding Fei said it was hard to say, and Li Tiezhu understood.


    When I went back, I had dinner.


    In order to disperse the fire, Huang Daming asked Li Tiezhu to comment on everyone''s cooking.


    Li Tiezhu made a regular evaluation. Some are delicious, some are average, but there are no bad ones. Finally, he said: "... In short, they are talented. They can do well with more learning, unlike your store manager."


    Huang Daming: "


    Li Tiezhu especially praised Anna: "your soup baby dish is well done, especially with preserved eggs. I''ll learn it next time."


    Anna: really? WOW! I''m really talented


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, you look like you can cook."


    "Why?"


    "Looks blessed, like Fuwa."


    "You mean I''m fat?"


    "No, you''re just right. No matter how thin you are, you don''t look good. I''m talking about your round face."


    "Er... So, isn''t it fat or ugly?"


    "The round face looks good."


    "If I didn''t like your song, I would kill you."


    "You can''t beat me."


    Everyone laughed, but it was OK to fight?


    After laughing, Huang Daming also began to comment on baby food. From Li Tiezhu''s point of view, is there always no problem?


    He said, "well, from my experience, this green vegetable is well done! Good, keep it up."


    Anna said, "OK!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t bear it: "no, big brother! Are you color blind? This is cabbage, goose yellow."


    Huang Daming: "this is baby food! Do you understand?"


    Li Tiezhu: "baby cabbage is a kind of pocket small plant Chinese cabbage. It belongs to Brassica subspecies of Cruciferae. It is a semi cold resistant vegetable. It is also a kind of Chinese cabbage. Don''t you know? Fortunately, I have been studying the evolutionary history of vegetables recently."


    Huang Daming lost his temper completely. He bowed his head and drank soup and ignored Li Tiezhu. You have nothing to do with studying that thing.


    Others, of course... Laugh wildly.


    The barrage also said that the scene was too comfortable. Please keep it up.


    After dinner, Li Tiezhu began to vent. In order to fight against Huang Daming, he could deduct three intelligence points in order to give full play to his maximum firepower and add it back after fighting.


    A few hours later, the guests were busy again.


    Every guest has something to do, but he doesn''t have a holiday. He''s sorry to be lazy. He can only help everywhere and do odd jobs for others.


    Li Tiezhu is different. He walks around with a can of coke and never helps.


    Finally, he sat in the bamboo chair in the garden and collapsed. Didn''t he earn 12 million?


    It''s interesting to appreciate the work of these artists.


    Ningxia and Anna cut taros in the garden. Ningxia was afraid of heat. Her forehead was pasted with fever relief stickers. Anna was too lazy to move a stool and knelt down to cut them.


    After cutting for a while, Li Tiezhu reminded: "aunt, sister, don''t you wear gloves when cutting taro? Don''t your hands itch after cutting? Especially aunt, are you so brave to wipe your face with your hands after cutting?"


    Ningxia: "who''s your aunt? Broken child!"


    Anna: does it really itch


    After a while, it really itched. They went in together to wash their hands and face.


    Li Tiezhu went over to have a look. Good guy, it took half an hour to cut two taros. He put on his gloves and cut the remaining ten in a few minutes.


    Li Tiezhu took the taro back to the kitchen, then turned and left.


    Huang Daming suddenly said, "iron pillar, come here."


    Li Tiezhu: "what? Are you going to hit me?"


    Huang Daming: "why should I beat you? I''m not dying? I''ll let you compare with Ding Fei to see which one of you is darker."


    Li Tiezhu went to Ding Fei and held out his hand.


    Actually, Li Tiezhu is whiter.


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s why I haven''t worked much in recent years. I used to be as black as him."


    On the other side, the guests have arrived in advance. Zhao Xiaodao, one of the popular flowers.


    She had participated in a season of Chinese restaurant before. This time, it was no stranger for her to go home.


    Li Xue, the agent of Zhao Xiaodao and Zhou you, is also the sister and agent of famous actor Li Bing, especially good at holding flowers.


    Originally, we had to invite a singer, Zhang foraging Chen, who made his debut at the same time as Li Tiezhu, but because of the festival between Li Tiezhu and Warsaw king, the program team stabilized and asked her to wait for Li Tiezhu to come again.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu and Zhang Fuchen had no grudges. They had a good relationship at the beginning of the game.


    The Chinese restaurant was warmly welcomed.


    Huang Daming was greasy and boastful: "how could it be? Mommy! Mommy..."


    Zhao Xiaodao: "don''t shout mom, I refuse."


    Send the first knife.


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Daming is really a spectator. When I came this morning, he didn''t call dad."


    Zhao Xiaodao hugged Tiezhu and said, "how can this be? Let him make it up."


    Huang Daming: "what to make up?"


    Zhao Xiaodao: "call dad."


    Li Tiezhu: "forget it, don''t you curse my son?"


    Zhao Xiaodao: "what are you afraid of? You don''t have a son."


    Huang Daming: "climb with shit."


    Zhao Xiaodao: "Oh! Tiezhu has a son, then don''t rob."


    Huang Daming: "


    Li Dadao and Zhao Xiaodao are a combination of two knives. They are invincible. Huang Daming is a little difficult to top.


    The most exciting thing was Zhou you, crying and hawing ran to hug the agent, and then introduced to everyone: "this is my agent Li Xue, sister Xue!"


    Li Tiezhu''s expression is a little out of control. Is my daughter so old?


    As like as two peas, Li Tiezhu was very embarrassed.


    Ding Fei looked dull and speechless, but he was the most popular girl: "Hello, sister Xue! I thought teacher Li Bing came. It''s so similar."


    Zhou you: "sister Xue is sister Bing."


    Ding Fei: "sorry, I don''t know. No wonder my sister is so beautiful."


    Li Tiezhu is even more embarrassed. Why didn''t I think of Li Bing? No, the name is lengba. She can''t think of it?


    Do they have a holiday?


    Think about sister Mi''s conduct. It''s really possible that lengba is mixed with sister Mi again... It''s said that the fighting between big and small flowers has been very fierce in recent years.


    Li Bing, Zhao Xiaodao and Zhou are working together again. Yang Mi and Leng Bala are close to the baby of the pig, that is, they are on the same front with Huang Daming. Therefore, Zhao Xiaodao has no psychological burden to insert a knife into Huang Daming. Although they are very close now, it is unclear whether they meet privately or not.


    In addition, there are Jing Gan, Liu Yifei, Tang Yan, Liu CICI, Li Ni, rising stars Guan Shuangshuang, Zhang Zifeng, Meng Zoe, etc. can the competition for resources not be fierce?


    Songzhuer is a defeated capitulationist who was kicked out of the ranks of Huadan early. The main reason is that his background is not hard and his character is not good.


    After greeting, the guests quickly returned to the kitchen. The oil was still hot.


    Such as Ningxia didn''t come out at all.


    Zhao Xiaodao suddenly looked at Li Tiezhu in a daze: "pillar, what are you doing if you don''t cook?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what''s the matter? Are we going to compete with each other today?"


    Li Xue: "what kind of knife? Cutting vegetables?"


    Zhao Xiaodao covered his mouth and smiled: "that''s a knife worker! The knife technique is a unique skill in inserting knives. The Internet says I''m Zhao Xiaodao and he''s Li Dadao. Netizens have long wanted to see us fight and see who''s powerful."


    Li Xue said, not interested.


    Li Tiezhu: "do you compare?"


    Zhao Xiaodao: "what do you compare? Instead of killing each other, why don''t you cut brother Daming together? Isn''t it fragrant?"


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s true."

 Chapter 892

    Huang Daming hid far away. Instead, Anna, who came to introduce the dishes to the three guests, was first pierced into a funnel.


    Anna: "well, we implement the set meal system, that is, all the dishes on the menu will be given to you without ordering."


    Zhao Xiaodao turned over the menu: "ah, OK, let''s just have a look. Are we too early?"


    Anna: No, there are others earlier than you


    Then he looked at Li Tiezhu, who came to have a lunch.


    Zhao Xiaodao: "you''re sweating a lot."


    Anna: ah... Yes


    Li Tiezhu: "she sweats easily. She sweated all morning and changed her clothes."


    Zhao Xiaodao: "I haven''t seen thin after sweating so much."


    Li Tiezhu: "huami has a strong physique."


    Zhao Xiaodao: "how can you describe a girl as tough? It should be called inspirational."


    Anna:


    Am I inspirational?


    Li Xue: "you two stop talking. Huami won''t sell mobile phones to you in the future."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s impossible. I also speak for huami hand... Ah, yes, ha, don''t take off the endorsement. Anna, it was all a joke just now. In fact, you look mellow! Pearly!"


    Zhao Xiaodao: "yes! Jewels!"


    Anna: my watch is in line with me. I thank you


    He was so childish that dialects came out.


    Zhao Xiaodao and Li Xue are bored waiting in the restaurant. They seem a little embarrassed. Li Tiezhu is never embarrassed. He tunes the musical instruments on the small stage in the corner of the restaurant.


    This program is not rigorous. There is a big problem with the intonation of the musical instrument.


    Zhao Xiaodao asked, "iron pillar, those musical instruments are prepared for you. When the atmosphere comes, it''s time for you to sing."


    Li Tiezhu: "singing? No musical instruments are allowed to sing. I''ll tune them."


    Zhao Xiaodao: "at this time, please ask the program team to cut out the scenes of their singing in the previous episodes and match what Li Dadao just said."


    Therefore, Tan cijian sang with passion and a burst of noise.


    Li Tiezhu: "no musical instruments are allowed to sing!"


    Barrage: "Tan cijian: hit people without hitting the face, poof ~"


    At this time, a scream from Ningxia came from the kitchen: "ah ah... It''s over, Anna, we forgot to understand the frozen meat!"


    There are still forty minutes to serve. The meat is still hard.


    After a while, Anna ran out: "brother Zhu, we have one..."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s very fast to thaw with salt water. Don''t use warm water. You can knead some salt for the meat and add salt water. It will thaw in a few minutes."


    Before Anna ran to Li Tiezhu, she immediately turned and ran in: "thank you!"


    Zhao Xiaodao and his agent finally couldn''t sit still. They went to the kitchen and greeted the busy guests. They found that they delayed their working hours because of the hot weather. They blew the air conditioner in the RV at noon and had to wait until 8 o''clock for dinner.


    Then, Zhao Xiaodao came out frustrated. She was embarrassed to say that she hadn''t eaten today.


    Li Tiezhu beat the drum, finished the musical instrument, and went into the kitchen to see their jokes.


    This time is different. Li Tiezhu came to eat, not to cook.


    Zhou is in a pot with Tan CI Jianqiang again. One wants to stew fish soup and the other wants to fry pumpkin strips.


    "Get out of the way. My fish will stew for more than ten minutes."


    "It''ll be fried right away. Don''t rush..."


    Li Tiezhu took ten chicken wings in the refrigerator, pulled a flower knife on both sides, salted them with yards of salt and Orleans roast. When tancijian finished frying the pumpkin strips, he dropped the chicken wings dipped in bread bran into the pot.


    Tan cijian and Zhou are stupid again.


    Tan cijian walked away silently and hid away. It''s none of my business.


    Zhou was so angry that he went to find Ding Fei: "stop cooking and I''ll stew the fish first. The fish will take a long time."


    Ding Fei was so frightened that he quickly took the pot away and made room for her.


    The agent is brave when he comes. Of course, he doesn''t dare to rob Li Tiezhu.


    After frying for a few minutes, the chicken wings were golden on both sides. Li Tiezhu took out the chicken wings and put them on a plate.


    Huang Daming: "iron pillar still can''t help itching? Didn''t he say he didn''t cook?"


    Ningxia: "I like fried chicken wings best."


    Li Tiezhu left with chicken wings and left the stove for Ding, who had been waiting with a pot. He was hidden from the stove halfway through his cooking.


    "Someone is starving outside. Besides, brother Daming, can''t you pour someone a cup of tea? Do you open a restaurant like this? You also say you have high EQ..."


    Huang Daming: "ah... I''ll make tea right away."


    Li Tiezhu took out the chicken wings and gave them to Li Xue and Zhao Xiaodao. One had the same name and surname as his daughter and the other was a teammate of the double knife combination. Still, he couldn''t watch them starve to death.


    Zhao Xiaodao: "why did you just make us hungry?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled modestly: "don''t you know? I have an absolute sense of sound!"


    Zhao Xiaodao bit the chicken wings with a blank face: "what''s that?"


    Li Xue: "musical genius."


    Li Tiezhu said, "so I heard your stomach growling."


    The two female guests were immediately embarrassed.


    Just then, Huang Daming came out with a kettle to pour tea.


    Zhao Xiaodao found the vent: "Hey, you''re so thin now. Have you lost weight?"


    Huang Daming: "I''m going to make a film recently. What about you? Don''t you make it?"


    Zhao Xiaodao: "no, the cinemas are in recession this year and next. What are they shooting? Right, Tiezhu? His" operation Red Sea "has not reached 2 billion."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Daming never cares about the box office."


    Huang Daming smiled modestly: "for art."


    Zhao Xiaodao: "he never cares about the box office, only whether he can be handsome."


    Li Tiezhu: "in fact, brother Daming has acting skills."


    Huang Daming: "iron pillar still understands me."


    Li Tiezhu: "just not."


    Huang Daming: "


    Zhao Xiaodao said, "brother Daming."


    Huang Daming: "do you want to kill me again?"


    Zhao Xiaodao shook his head: "no, I mean, just put the kettle here. Go back to the kitchen. Although you can''t help, at least there are many people. Otherwise, I''m afraid I can''t eat at night."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m not afraid. I can order takeout."


    Li Xue covered her mouth with a smile.


    Huang Daming walked away with a big knife and a small knife. The special effect filled his whole body with knives and was still racing blood.


    Zhao Xiaodao said to Li Xue, "letting him go is actually protecting him."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, brother Daming is very strong."


    Zhao Xiaodao nodded, looked at his mobile phone and continued to eat chicken wings: "ah... It''s 7:30..."


    At this time, the first group of guests arrived. It was a family of three and the child was only a little girl over two years old.


    Zhao Xiaodao: "just sit down. You''re welcome."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t speak, but he thought, I also have a daughter, hum! But I can''t walk or even climb. Hey, how long will it take to lead her around!


    Then there is the third wave, the fourth wave


    At this time, Tan cijian, Zhou you, Ningxia and Huang Daming were all busy cooking in the kitchen, while Ding Fei, who really knew how to cook, could only do it on one side.


    A pot of boiling water was boiled on the stove. At Huang Daming''s command, Ding Fei put the pumpkin strips into the boiling water to cook and fry later.


    As a result, when Tan cijian ran to bring boiling water, he found that it was full of pumpkins: "it''s over!"


    Ningxia fried four fish and shouted, "add boiling water, add boiling water... Where''s the boiling water?"


    It is conceivable that four fish are burnt.


    Li Tiezhu could smell it in the restaurant and smiled happily.


    Barrage:


    "What a mess!"


    "It''s burnt, hahaha..."


    "Whoever burns boiling water uses it. Ding fake shouldn''t use other people''s boiling water."


    "Ding holiday is too disruptive."


    "Pumpkin is Huang Daming''s dish, and Ding Fei is helping."


    "Won''t the fish fry shovel the fish out?"


    "Can''t you turn off the fire?"


    "Ningxia is on fire!"


    Huang Daming used other people''s water and forced: "it doesn''t matter, sister Ningxia, tonight, we should learn from our experience..."


    Ningxia: "just hurry up and stop talking."


    Huang Daming: "er..."


    Ningxia: "no wonder Li Tiezhu always loves diss you. You deserve it!"


    Huang Daming: "he hates everyone."


    Ningxia: "no, it''s good for me."


    Ding Fei: "brother Zhu is also super good to me."


    Tan cijian: "brother Zhu is very good."


    Zhou you: "in fact, brother Zhu is very warm. He used to take care of me in a program."


    Huang Daming was completely speechless.


    What these people mean is that you deserve it!


    In the restaurant, the three table guests turned their heads to look at Li Tiezhu and Zhao Xiaodao.


    Zhao Xiaodao felt ashamed.


    Li Tiezhu was righteous: "don''t look at me! Their dishes have nothing to do with me. I come to dinner like you."


    Everyone laughed, which relieved the embarrassing atmosphere.


    However, someone at the table next door was already crying.


    Awkward return.


    Zhao Xiaodao covered his face and quietly said to Li Tiezhu, "broadsword, help them quickly? I''m embarrassed. I''m going to have cancer. You can cook cold dishes and instant dishes. I''ll greet the guests."


    Li Tiezhu was extremely disappointed and said, "Hey! That''s the only way. Lao Huang disappointed me so much..."


    Zhao Xiaodao went to the bar to take souvenirs and gave them to the guests. By the way, he had a chat to maintain the guests'' mood.


    Li Tiezhu went to the back kitchen, picked up an apron and tied it around his waist. Seeing that Zhou was preparing to make beer fish again, he quickly stopped: "don''t move, what are you doing?"


    Zhou you: "cooking!"


    Li Tiezhu: "get out of the way. Ding Fei gives me the knife. Zhou you go to wash the ginger and radish, and I''ll make a cold dish for you first. Give me the knife. Ding Fei goes to boil all the hot water pots with boiling water. Don''t take it to make boiling water. The stove is not enough."


    Then, Li Tiezhu took a knife and began to scrape the fish scales. Yes, the crucian carp was ready to go into the pot without scraping the fish scales.


    After scraping the scales of four fish, put oil in the wok, fry the fish first, then add ginger and garlic, pickled cabbage, bean paste, pepper... Fry the flavor, add beer and boil.


    Taking advantage of this, Li Tiezhu shreds Zhou youyou''s three pieces of ginger and two radishes, adds soy sauce, monosodium glutamate, broken green and red pepper, chili oil and scallion, mixes well, divides them into four parts, and serves them directly.


    Then, Li Tiezhu asked Zhou you to chop garlic paste, Ding Fei from the boiling hot water pot to boiling water, blanch bean sprouts and cook streaky pork.


    He himself mixed water starch and juice the soup in the pot, then poured it on four fried fish, sprinkled white sesame and scallion, and served.


    Then, he took out the cooked pork and sliced it with chopsticks. First, he threw it into cold mineral water and soaked it. At the same time, he took Zhou You''s chopped mashed garlic and mixed the sauce.


    Bean sprouts at the bottom, covered with 12 thin streaky pork, drenched with three tablespoons of sauce, and four portions of white meat with mashed garlic.


    Serve!


    Stir shredded radish with ginger, pickled crucian carp, garlic and cabbage.


    In just over ten minutes, Li Tiezhu served three dishes to four tables of guests in the restaurant, including himself.


    Li Tiezhu took off his apron, looked at Ningxia, which was still boiling fish soup, Huang Daming, who was still frying pumpkin strips, and looked at the others. Without saying a word, he left.


    Huang Daming: "I seem to have been insulted."


    Ningxia: "take it out."


    Tan cijian: "Wow, the iron pillar is too open. Don''t we look stupid if we have three dishes in ten minutes?"


    Ding Fei: "yes."


    Zhou added: "there''s no way to compare. I cook and don''t have a stove. As long as he''s in the mushroom house, Mr. Huang doesn''t cook. He said he''s afraid of being disliked by Li Tiezhu..."


    The barrage is also dense:


    "Serious brother dimensionality reduction attack!"


    "Not on a horizontal line at all!"


    "Watching brother Zhu cook is really an enjoyment."


    "Unlike Mr. Huang, Mr. Huang Sanshi enjoys life slowly, and the iron pillar is clean, cool and handsome."


    "Young ginger mixed with radish? Isn''t it very strong?"


    "Guangxi should be fine."


    "It''s actually delicious, but two more bites will sweat."


    "Pickled crucian carp is also a specialty of Tiezhu. It was made in the mushroom house."


    "The white meat with mashed garlic is really delicious. It looks delicious."


    "A restaurant without cold dishes and desserts is also a real show!"


    "Huang Daming, the store manager, pulls his crotch."


    "Why don''t you let Ding cook?"


    "Does he make butter tea for you?"


    "Zhou is also very capable. He has a model and a kind."


    "The most annoying week is again. How come you let this let her let her that let her, and a dish didn''t come out."


    Because of Li Tiezhu''s fire fighting, the guests of the restaurant finally ate.


    Li Tiezhu went back to the restaurant, sat down and had dinner with Li Xue and Zhao Xiaodao. He was really hungry. Li Tiezhu was hungry. Shit, he had dinner at 12 noon and didn''t have dinner at 8 pm. Is there something wrong with these people''s brains?


    I wouldn''t have come if it weren''t for the 12 million notice fee.


    The fourth dish was beer fish made by Zhou you. She was very stubborn and made it again. This time, she used carp.


    She personally brought it up and gave it to Li Xue: "sister, I made it! Local characteristics, just don''t go to fish scales!"


    The guests at the other three tables looked at it strangely.


    What? The new dish came out, but it wasn''t given to us. It was given to the star table?


    Li Tiezhu picked up the fish and handed it to a cameraman: "take a close-up. It''s full of color, smell and fragrance! Are you ready? I''ll serve."


    He gave the fish to the guests at the first table.


    When she came back, Zhou was still chatting with Li Xue. She didn''t understand why Li Tiezhu took the fish to other guests. She made it for the agent''s benefactor.


    Zhao Xiaodao couldn''t bear it. He whispered, "there''s no reason to serve food for us. Of course, give it to the real guests first! Don''t talk. Go back and continue cooking, or Tiezhu will definitely scold you when he comes back."


    Zhou ran away again.


    After Li Tiezhu''s dish supported the opening, they began to pull their crotch, which was full of problems.


    The rice noodles were not cooked. Ding Fei went to check after he got the news. Unexpectedly, he grabbed the rice noodles and pulled them continuously. This is... Unsanitary enough.


    As a result, Ding Fei directly served the soaked rice flour without cooking.


    Bullet screen netizens said one after another:


    "This season''s Chinese restaurants can end."


    "Is Ding Fei stupid?"


    "Hasn''t manager Huang trained employees? It can all be wrong."


    "The division of labor is still unclear. The store manager''s pot."


    "Can this basic common sense go wrong?"


    "If it weren''t for Li Tiezhu, this period would have completely collapsed?"


    "Please, such a good program, this season is also convinced..."


    "Drive Huang Daming and Ding fake tan cijian out of Ningxia directly and replace Li Tiezhu. This program will be a great success!"


    "Hey..."

 Chapter 893

    In short, the meal was very tangled. There was no professional chef in the town. These people were really uncertain.


    But for Li Tiezhu''s kind help, it would be more difficult for them.


    There were many people in the kitchen and few guests in the restaurant. There were only four tables and five people cooking. It took two hours to finish the dishes.


    After dinner, there was another atmosphere and singing, and the guests left.


    Zhao Xiaodao and Li Xue also said goodbye to everyone. The recording of this program is over.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu didn''t go, but took a rest in the RV arranged by the program group. After dawn the next day, Li Tiezhu had to follow them to take a trip to the rural snow. Both teachers and children liked Li Tiezhu very much.


    Twelve million is not so easy to earn.


    Then, Li Tiezhu returned to the newly bought luxury villa in Shudu and took the old man and his second and third uncles to see the children. Lengba and songzhuer flew to Shudu with the children.


    There are more than ten days left for school. Li Tiezhu and his family eat, drink and play in Shudu for ten days.


    Xiaoxue and Xiaobing, and their little uncle who can just walk - Li tieegg.


    Three children together, especially magical.


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t speak well and doesn''t look very smart. Yazi is often bullied by Liu Xiaohua secretly.


    Lengba was very embarrassed at first. After all, she had no name and no points, but she had two children.


    One day, Li Fugui suddenly said to lengba, "I remember! I saw you go to the tin house to find iron pillar and wear his clothes that year. It turned out that you are a big star. I thought... What''s the matter? You haven''t had a baby for five years. If you had a baby with iron egg every year, you can run and jump now..."


    Lengba blushed even more. However, after experiencing the extreme embarrassment, the embarrassment weakened a lot.


    Songzhuer also pushed several program invitations for Li Tiezhu, so that he could stay with his family for a long time.


    On August 27, songzhuer suddenly asked Li Tiezhu, "there is another variety show. Please go to the resident MC. Will you go? It will start recording in more than half a month."


    Li Tiezhu: "how can I have time? School will begin soon. This issue needs to write graduation thesis and arrange graduation works."


    Matsushita: "it''s SiHa."


    Li Tiezhu was stunned: "what''s the situation? It''s been stopped for three years. Why do you think of shooting this year?"


    Songzhu''er shrugged: "I ask the same question. Wang Zhengyu said it''s all your fault. The year before last was because he didn''t shoot other things. Last year was to help you prepare for shooting primitive people. Otherwise, he recorded SiHa. Moreover, Chen Chichi''s hot pot shop can''t open any more because of the dual influence of epidemic situation and taste, ha ha..."


    "It''s time! Ha ha!"


    Li Tiezhu thought and agreed. I have to go.


    ¡­¡­


    On September 20, Changsha, southern Hunan.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani walked to a Wuling Hongguang van with masks and boxes.


    After loading the luggage, the three got on the bus. Chen Chichi sat in the driver''s seat and just fastened his seat belt.


    Wang Zhengyu, who has been upgraded from director to producer, said: "all three are here. We''ll start the group today!"


    Deng Chao: "where''s my post?"


    Luhani: "brother Zhu didn''t come. Did you say to open the group? Who cursed brother Chi if he didn''t come?"


    Chen Chichi: "it''s good if he doesn''t come, or I''ll be disabled again. Besides, brother Chao, you have to split, ha ha..."


    Deng Chao smiled silently and bitterly. His expression package of skating split has been popular for three years, with various words: pain mask, happy split, I''m going to split, etc.


    Wang Zhengyu continued: "don''t try to think of good things. If you say that all members will return, all members will return. How can iron pillar be absent? Moreover, we will have one more member together this year."


    "Ah? Who?"


    Three people are ignorant, why, four ha side five ha?


    "Peng Yuchang."


    "Oh, they are very familiar..."


    Wang Zhengyu wanted to add people and asked Li Tiezhu for advice. Li Tiezhu named Peng Yuchang.


    Of course, even if Li Tiezhu doesn''t say it, Wang Zhengyu will probably choose Peng. After all, Peng Yuchang''s variety road is almost supported by Wang Zhengyu. Wang Zhengyu has always brought Peng Yuchang with him in the mushroom house.


    Wang Zhengyu must live next door to Peng Yuchang''s house, a kind Uncle Wang.


    Wang Zhengyu said: "Peng Yuchang works in this city. Let''s pick him up. The Tiezhu plane hasn''t arrived yet. Let''s surprise Peng Yuchang first..."


    After that, he showed a fake ticket without destination and got off.


    The round faced fat deer was surprised, "is that ok?"


    Deng Chao: "don''t worry, the program team knows you can''t fly. It must be fake."


    Chen Chichi: "why should we listen to him so much?"


    Deng Chao thought about it: "because it started."


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "All right, dog!"


    "Come and eat the dog!"


    "How about we pick up Peng Peng and leave the iron pillar alone in Changsha?"


    "You has the final say, we will not participate."


    "Then we will be on the plane, and Li Tiezhu will aim with a rocket launcher on the ground."


    "Hahaha..."


    "After all, the ticket didn''t write the destination. Just go to heaven."


    "That''s heaven, ha ha ha..."


    "Hey, I really miss the column. Although Han Han hurt me deeply, he dared to confront the director."


    The three drove to the hotel.


    Li Tiezhu came over with the box and got on Wang Zhengyu''s car: "let''s go and start."


    Wang Zhengyu: "why don''t you want to be with them?"


    Li Tiezhu: "nonsense! If I''m with them, it''s me who pack up and do the work. They''re definitely lazy. I want them to be diligent."


    Wang Zhengyu: "I feel you are becoming smarter..."


    Indeed, in order to be on this program, Li Tiezhu added some IQ.


    When they arrived at the hotel, they had changed from packing to knotting. They directly packed disposable slippers, toothbrushes, toothpaste, bath balls, mineral water and shower gel and took them away.


    Barrage:


    "Poverty has taught us a lot."


    "I was poor and afraid last season."


    "Hahaha..."


    "Locusts transit."


    "This is the rhythm to empty."


    "This is a bumper harvest."


    "Peng Peng: scared to death... These bandits!"


    "Don''t forget to carry the bed. It can be tied to the top of the van."


    "Fat deer are so cute..."


    "Chen Chichi has lost a lot of weight."


    After searching the hotel, the three found that the hotel was very good, so they lay inside to rest and make tea.


    Li Tiezhu had a big lunch next to the hotel. Instead of Sichuan Airlines, he was hungry. Then he also went to the hotel.


    They''re done anyway.


    A lively meal for four people.


    Li Tiezhu was also very happy: "Wow! You two have lost a lot of weight. Brother Chi Chi, you are a hot pot shop. Are you tired?"


    Chen Chichi: "your hot pot shop is going to collapse. My shop is like the sun."


    Luhani: "how did Mr. Yi annoy you?"


    "Hahaha..."


    Delete it, or Mr. Yi''s lawyer letter will come.


    Drink tea.


    "How bitter."


    "Hiss, is this coffee? Tiezhu, you say."


    "It''s like coffee."


    Deng Chao, an old man making tea, said stubbornly, "this is tea. It''s coffee in a cup."


    All three laughed silly.


    You don''t even wash the cups?


    Chen Chichi: "you seem a little disrespectful to tea."


    Luhani: "hahaha... I also said that I was addicted to drinking this tea recently."


    Li Tiezhu: "he still drinks coffee. You just take a bottle of heding red and put it in this never washed coffee cup. Brother Chao will still say..."


    Chen Chichi: "I''ve been fascinated by this heding red recently. Ha ha... It''s pure American."


    Luhani almost choked.


    The barrage showed that he couldn''t laugh.


    Deng Chao himself took a drink and smiled with a wrinkle: "what happened?"


    After an hour''s rest, it was dark.


    Four people took the box out of the hotel and loaded it into the car.


    When they came to Xiangnan satellite TV, the four men stood at the four points on Peng Yuchang''s only way to kidnap Peng Yuchang. They also used mobile phone voice contact and standard robbery and kidnapping process.


    "Go out, go out, pay attention to all positions."


    "Many people, many people..."


    "Coming, coming."


    "Cross the road, cross the road."


    "It''s under me."


    The four surrounded Peng Yuchang and surrounded him directly. Li Tiezhu also took out a plastic pocket to cover Peng Yuchang''s head and poked two holes for him to breathe.


    "Hey, hey..."


    "Go, come with us..."


    "What are you doing? What''s your situation?"


    "Stop talking nonsense and go."


    "You have been kidnapped by us."


    "Brother Chao, brother Zhu? Is that you? Ha ha..."


    The kidnapping was successful. By the way, he also tied up Wei Xiaoxun to buy one and get one free.


    Peng Yuchang is fine. He knows that he is recording the program. Wei Xiaoxun is Mongolian. He doesn''t know the situation at all.


    Several people got on the bus and got tickets from Wang Zhengyu.


    However, the time on the ticket is tomorrow, and their hotel room has been returned.


    So the five turned their heads and looked at Wei Xiaoxun.


    "Only your room is still there."


    Wei Xiaoxun: "if you do this again, I''ll call the police."


    Li Tiezhu said, "hold who? Me?"


    With that, he put his hand around Wei Xiaoxun''s neck and threatened him.


    Wei Xiaoxun counseled: "I''m kidding. Let me go, brother Zhu. It''s a little hot."


    Luhani: "he has a house, but he shouldn''t let us live? After all, there are so many people."


    Deng Chao: "it''s not a matter of letting or not letting."


    Chen Chichi: "we have no choice. Do we live in the car?"


    Li Tiezhu: "we can only be wronged by the five of us. Live in brother Xiaoxun''s hotel room and let him live in the car alone. It''s spacious."


    People: "ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi: "we haven''t eaten for a long time. Xiaoxun, do you have money?"


    Wei Xiaoxun: "will you spend my money? Will the program team let you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s not the money of the program group. They don''t love it. They spend it casually."


    After a while, everyone drove to the hotel.


    There was constant joy along the way.


    Chen Chichi, the driver, was a little angry and drove crazy. He made a detour of eight kilometers unknowingly. As a result, the hotel didn''t find it. Instead, he found a sheep and scorpion shop and everyone got off to eat.


    Wei Xiaoxun was taken into the store as a human wallet.


    Eat and drink and come to the hotel.


    As soon as he entered the house, Chen Chichi said, "how does this house smell of peaches?"


    Wei Xiaoxun didn''t speak.


    Li Tiezhu frowned. I still like apple flavor and strawberry flavor, and sister Mi likes... Original flavor. After the taste has been picked up in the past two years, sister Mi pointed to Li Tiezhu to live alone. She can''t eat enough else.


    Then a roomful of people began to watch the ball game.


    Finally, he forced Wei Xiaoxun to open a new room for them to rest.


    The next morning, after discussing with the program group, fat deer refunded the ticket and changed it to a high-speed rail ticket. Li Tiezhu accompanied him.


    On the way to the railway station, Luhani always said to Li Tiezhu, "I envy you so much. Last year''s global concert, tut tut... Hi to the explosion. If only I could also hold a global concert..."


    Li Tiezhu: "did you swim to the concert? You dare not take the plane."


    Luhani: "ha ha ha..."


    On the other side, three people met a stewardess who spoke a foreign language that they didn''t understand at the boarding gate, and immediately panicked.


    So, where are you going?


    After panicking for a long time, the three still had to smile bitterly: "come and eat the dog!"


    A few hours later, the plane landed.


    The passengers got up and put on their clothes first, including military coats, flower coats, down coats... And an animal wearing minks. The three guests were stunned.


    The captain warned, "remind passengers that the current temperature outside the plane is minus 20 degrees Celsius."


    The three were scared silly again.


    Of course it''s fake. It''s just the effect of the program.


    Then they got on a closed program bus and drove to pick up Li Tiezhu and Luhani.


    After the five people gathered, they finally got the program group''s travel manual.


    Deng chaonian said, "when the Wusuli River in the East shows the white belly of the fish..."


    Wang Zhengyu: "this is my word."


    Deng Chao: "sorry, you said you said."


    Wang Zhengyu: "we are going to ten very special places this year, which are these ten pictures, because there is a sentence in our primary school textbooks, when the Wusuli River in the East..."


    In short, it is a trip across five time zones from the easternmost side of the motherland to the westernmost side.


    "... so this year, in principle, we will not arrange any part-time jobs."


    "Well..."


    "Wow!"


    The five people were immediately excited.


    Li Tiezhu: "in principle, no more arrangements, brothers, don''t get excited."


    Chen Chichi: "Hey, you''ve really become smart. Did songzhuer do craniotomy for you? Or did you pass on some of your IQ to you by topping?"


    Deng Chao: "topping, are you sure that songzhuer won''t suck away Li Tiezhu''s IQ? It''s not sure which of them is smarter!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "of course, spicy claws are smarter. You are all jealous!"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Soon, the program group revealed its greatness. It won''t work this year, but it needs to collect five ha. There are species randomly selected, including lehaha, xiaohaha, sweet haha, miserable haha and bitter haha.


    After drawing, each ha inside will have an immediate reward and punishment.


    "If you collect these five kinds, you can..."


    Luhani: "summon the dragon?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "almost! You have a right. You can not record the program that day. But let ran have a camera. Whatever you do, lie down and we''ll give you a camera."


    After a while, the team uniform came. Everyone had a husky pattern printed on their chest, which was different.


    Li Tiezhu immediately Tucao: "this program should let my family come, ah, she did not need to make complaints about the design, and put her face on the clothes."


    People: "ha ha ha ha..."


    In the later stage, a pine and bamboo son was wearing a group uniform with her white eye expression bag printed in front of the group uniform.

 Chapter 894

    Wang Zhengyu said, "well, let''s drive to the Northeast now."


    Chen Chichi: "it''s a little hasty. Is it serious to drive to the Northeast?"


    Deng Chao: "where the hell is it outside?"


    Luhani: "Suzhou and Hangzhou, we came by bullet train, I know."


    Li Tiezhu is an honest man: "how many days does it take to drive to the Northeast?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "it will arrive in an hour."


    Li Tiezhu: "is this a car or a rocket? I studied geography."


    People: "ha ha ha..."


    After a while, Li Tiezhu reacted: "ah, I see. We''re not really going to the northeast, are we?"


    Chen Chichi and Deng Chao laughed ruthlessly, while Peng Yuchang snickered, but they laughed the most fiercely.


    Luhani kindly rubbed Li Tiezhu''s head: "silly child, this is not a problem you need to consider. Just live happily."


    The other three laughed crazy again.


    Chen Chichi: "a silly pillar, a silly roe deer, ha ha..."


    Deng Chao: "the key is that silly roe deer are still comforting silly pillars."


    Peng Yuchang''s face was confused with laughter, and his magic laughter filled the whole carriage.


    Li Tiezhu took off his shoes and took them in his hand.


    Peng Yuchang immediately stopped laughing: "brother Zhu, I''m wrong!"


    His attitude was unusually correct.


    At this time, the program team began to give each of them a set of military coats and deliberately set the air conditioner to the lowest temperature.


    "Lao Zhang drove to the northeast and hit! The driver played a rogue and ran away! Thanks to a northeast man, he was sent to the hospital for five stitches, OK!"


    Li Tiezhu put on his coat and sang. This song is... Cheap.


    In addition, Li Tiezhu''s intelligence value is too surplus, so he bought it.


    Luhani: "new song?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    Deng Chao: "do you write songs with your mouth open? It seems a little not serious."


    Li Tiezhu: "what else?"


    Deng Chao: "


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Luhani: I want to sing this song. It''s fun. Your northeast dialect is very smooth


    Fat deer never beat around the bush when Li Tiezhu asked for a song. Anyway, the pillar basically responded to his requests.


    Li Tiezhu said, "because there is a northeast person in our dormitory."


    That''s quite reasonable.


    So the car turned into a chorus.


    "Lao Zhang invited him to dinner. He didn''t do it after drinking less. He said... Our Naga is from Northeast China, our Naga is rich in Korean ginseng, and our Naga pig is stewed with vermicelli..."


    "Shuang Ni''er serves pickled cabbage!"


    In the song, the car drove out of the city to the countryside and passed a pond.


    Barrage:


    "Isn''t writing a song just like opening your mouth?"


    "Li Tiezhu''s song should be included in the Royal engine."


    "Li Zhixuan is from Northeast China, and his accent is partial to that of three Xichuan people in the dormitory?"


    "This pond looks familiar!"


    "The pond where Xu Shan competes for fishing!"


    "What does it have to do with marinated eggs?"


    "The title of marinated egg comes from here. Li Tiezhu washes his hair and polishes it."


    "Can''t it be a mushroom house?"


    "Fake?"


    "It''s really a mushroom house..."


    "What''s going on?"


    "Party A Wang brought SiHa''s team to the mushroom house. Isn''t it against the peace?"


    "He did both programs."


    Soon the train stopped. Peng Yuchang, as cannon fodder, was first pushed off by four old members. When Peng Peng was nervous, his expression suddenly became particularly wonderful. He didn''t expect to come back in his lifetime.


    Snowflakes are floating, the north wind is rustling, and the world is vast


    In the background music of the program group, large snowflakes fall down.


    Peng Yuchang shouted, "brother Zhu, come and see where you castrate."


    Li Tiezhu got off the bus the second time: "is it true or false? Did you lie to your father? Hey, lying in the trough!"


    The others came down, too.


    Peng Yuchang pointed to a house not far away and said, "over there is brother Zhu''s boar house. I remember the guests in that period were song Zhuer and Zheng Yanzi."


    Several people climbed up the steps against the big snowflakes, pushed the door and entered.


    Deng Chao: "it''s really hasty."


    Luhani pointed to the yard, "what''s that?"


    A bubble made rockery, white, with three words written on it, Changbai Mountain.


    Hard core northeast!


    Chen Chichi directly covered his face: "this is no longer a problem of carelessness, comrades, this is a fraud!"


    Li Tiezhu: "why don''t you call 96110?"


    Chen Chichi: "what''s that?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the phone of the anti fraud center."


    Chen Chichi: "what bullshit anti fraud phone report? You''re not su Ye''s bitch."


    Barrage:


    "It''s really a mushroom house!"


    "Suddenly think of the picture of serious brother castrated pig!"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "Good guy, dream linkage."


    "Fraud, absolutely fraud."


    "What''s the situation? Two programs are the same director?"


    "Not only the same director, but also the same team."


    "When he came to the mushroom house, Li Tiezhu''s combat effectiveness automatically tripled."


    "Li Tiezhu and Peng Peng went home."


    After seeing the too realistic Changbai Mountain, several people wandered around and Peng Yuchang led the way.


    "I lived in this place with brother Zhu for a long time. I went to shoot the wind dog. Brother Zhu helped me cover for many periods."


    Li Tiezhu said, "yes, that''s the only mushroom house I stayed in in the first season and the mushroom house in the second season."


    Chen Chichi: "mushroom house! I didn''t come that season."


    Peng Yuchang said, "really? That should be the only mushroom house my uncle hasn''t been to?"


    Chen Chichi: "it seems so. I''ll make it up this time!"


    Northeast landscape painting is hung on the wall of the courtyard, which is regarded as the northeast, which is perfunctory enough. There is a man and a woman in a big flower jacket posing as northeast silver in the corner of the courtyard. One is the female staff of the working group, and the other is deputy director Xi Xi.


    The worst thing is that h and O, who were forced to operate, were put on elk clothes with elk written on them.


    Luhani went over and said, "what do these two puppies mean?"


    Peng Yuchang: "sit! H sit!"


    H ignored him, turned around and ran to Li Tiezhu to congratulate him. O also ran over.


    Luhani: eh? Does he know you


    Peng Yuchang: "yes, h and O. didn''t you see them when you came to the mushroom house?"


    Luhani: "but you are in the mushroom house every season. Why are they more familiar with the pillars?"


    Peng Yuchang said with a straight face: "they are most afraid of Mr. Huang and brother Zhu, because they always have a special preference for dog hotpot."


    Luhani: "hahaha..."


    Li Tiezhu squatted on the ground and said, "tut tut! H''s food is running well. It''s getting fatter and fatter..."


    O ao''er fled, regardless of her husband''s safety.


    Chen Chichi came over: "Male Elk, female elk? Silly roe deer stood in the middle. There was just a family of three."


    The pavilion has been temporarily transformed into a northeast earth Kang, but the swing on one side is still there.


    The swing made by Li Tiezhu himself.


    Since this season, the swing has become the standard configuration of mushroom house almost every season.


    Barrage: "Wow, the swing made by serious brother for iron head baby is still there!"


    Five people sat on the Kang.


    Peng Yuchang was surprised and said, "look, brother Zhu, the heart shape in the rice field is still there. We made it in those years."


    Li Tiezhu: "you know it was that year. The rice has changed several crops. How can it still be there? It''s just that the rice imitates our heart-shaped pattern every year. It seems that it should be changed into a home stay, just like the home of primitive people."


    Peng Yuchang was right when he thought about it.


    Wang Zhengyu said perfunctorily, "well, welcome to the northeast."


    People: "that''s it?"


    As soon as the picture turned, the program solemnly broadcast the beautiful scenery of the Northeast: "welcome to the northeast. There is not only the first snow at the northernmost end and the first ray of sunshine at the easternmost side, but also 1.09 million square kilometers of black land..."


    Barrage:


    "Forced northeast?"


    "Is that good? It''s not good."


    "Ha ha, mushroom house?"


    "I''m on the stage."


    "You don''t have to."


    "Su ye: I reported it. Someone cheated."


    "Bah! You whistle blower."


    "This northeast is too lifelike. I almost believed it."


    "Watching this program needs a sense of faith..."


    Several guests in the program are numb. After all, it''s SiHa. It''s just perfunctory.


    Wang Zhengyu briefly explained that he couldn''t go to the Northeast because of the epidemic. He made do with it temporarily.


    Then, start playing games.


    Five so-called northeast specialties are served, including watermelon, silkworm chrysalis, big stick bone, garlic and an apple.


    Luhani was startled by the silkworm chrysalis in front of him.


    According to the order of eating, Li Tiezhu is a garlic in front of him. The program team seems to look down on him. Peng Yuchang is the last one. Peel the apple. The skin can''t be broken.


    Deng Chao: "wait a minute! I think there''s a trap."


    Chen Chichi: "isn''t this obvious enough? You still need to feel it?"


    Deng Chao: I want to ask who can peel apples? Still


    The other three said in unison, "iron pillar! Is it you?"


    Deng Chao: "iron pillar, are you sure it won''t break?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I can peel you one meter and five meters long, but the problem is, I think it''s my turn to peel, and you''ll be full."


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha..."


    Deng Chao: "what do you mean?"


    Luhani: "it means that we can''t finish in front. Stop talking nonsense and let Chichi start eating watermelon."


    So, Chen Chichi began to burn up, holding a watermelon eager to try.


    Start


    Choked at the first bite.


    Deng Chao and Luhani urged Chen Chichi to eat quickly.


    Peng Yuchang is responsible for outputting magic laughter. Come to this program. He''s here to dub. It''s very suitable for the name of this program "ha ha ha ha ha".


    Li Tiezhu secretly tore the big stick bone in front of Deng Chao and ate it, thief Xiang.


    Shh~


    "Next."


    Luhani: shall we fail? I abstain


    Deng Chao: Yes


    Peng Yuchang: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi said, "I just urged me to eat faster and sweep my face at the watermelon. As a result, you abstained after I finished eating? Tiezhu, do you think there''s such a reason?"


    Li Tiezhu stuffed his mouth with a big stick: "ah? # £¤ @%& *..."


    Chen Chichi: "it doesn''t matter..."


    Then change the position. Peng Yuchang eats watermelon, Chen Chichi eats silkworm pupa, Luhani stick bone, Deng Chao eats garlic, and Li Tiezhu cuts apples.


    Peng Yuchang is quick to eat watermelon and has the advantage of big mouth. He just laughs after eating and can''t whistle.


    When Deng Chao finished eating garlic, Li Tiezhu calmly picked up the apple and peeled it.


    "Yes, yes..."


    "The iron pillar is very slippery."


    "It is worthy of being the cook who can make movies best in the singing world."


    "Be careful..."


    "I think I can cut it a little thicker."


    Li Tiezhu: "shut up! It''s not easy to break if you want to be thin. The pulp is very crisp. It''s easy to break if it''s too thick. Am I not professional?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "twenty seconds left!"


    Li Tiezhu shook his hand: "danger..."


    It''s broken.


    People are stupid.


    Later, the bus slapped on Li Tiezhu''s face.


    Repeat the flag Li Tiezhu just made: "am I not professional? Am I not professional..."


    In another round, everyone worked hard for Li Tiezhu to get one and a half minutes to cut the apple. Li Tiezhu finally completed the game successfully and passed the game.


    Li Tiezhu was a little sour and nervous. He said, "Wang Party A, if you are in the mushroom house like this, you will be killed by Mr. Huang."


    Several people came into the house, put on their sportswear and had a rest.


    And a disco.


    Luhani suddenly asked, "pillar, how many issues have you recorded in I am a singer?"


    Li Tiezhu: "phase five."


    Luhani: "then there are seven more episodes. Our program is recorded directly without rest for more than 20 days. What do you do? Ask for leave?"


    Several other people also looked at Li Tiezhu curiously.


    Of course this paragraph won''t be in the positive.


    Li Tiezhu said, "I told Wang Zhengyu to wait for me for two days. This weekend, the sixth issue, I will be eliminated. Then, we will record five together."


    Chen Chichi gave a thumbs up.


    Peng Yuchang continued to laugh.


    Deng Chao: "you''re really a little lost. I don''t think anyone should eliminate you. I expect you to win the championship."


    Li Tiezhu said, "with Mr. Liu Le, I won the championship? Go and kidnap him. Hong Bo means that I''ll eliminate it first, and I''ll go back to the 11th resurrection game. Anyway, I''m going to save the field. Now I''ve saved the fifth phase. It''s already interesting enough."


    Luhani: I''m angry! Brother Zhu is angry! I''ll be your guest singer when you get to the finals


    Li Tiezhu said seriously, "but I want to find a singer who can sing."


    Luhani nodded, "good! Break up."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK!"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    After laughing, Li Tiezhu suddenly had a bold idea: "ah... How about you four come together to be my guest singers when my singer is in the finals?"


    Chen Chichi: "since you are not afraid of death, we can try our best to give you a ride."


    Deng Chao twisted his ass: "I''ll dance with you. Ouch, move and beat..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "brother Yue wanted to sing for me, but I refused him. Don''t be arrogant."


    Continue recording.


    As soon as they came downstairs, they were blocked by a green wall at the door.


    Changbai Mountain was sprayed with green paint and turned into Aershan.


    Chen Chichi couldn''t help but say, "I thought Zhen Nailiang came and bumped in."


    Luhani: the head is big and green, isn''t it


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    This paragraph was cut off, and the director ordered them to go back and go out again and record it again.


    The earth Kang in the pavilion was replaced by a yurt blanket, and several people sat on the ground.


    The second game, the horse racing conference, obtains the bath time through the competition and forces the bath.


    Deng Chao said, "can you ride a horse?"


    Luhani said, "no, brother Zhu will. He will hide in that stirrup."


    Chen Chichi: "according to my understanding of the program team, there can be no real horse for us to ride."


    Draw horse cards first.


    Chen Chichi chose a healthy horse, Luhani chose a BMW, Deng chaoshaqi horse, Peng Yuchang''s black sheep, and Li Tiezhu drew a payment horse.


    The four of them are children''s pulley and plastic doll pony, while Li Tiezhu''s is h.


    Are you a paying horse?


    H: "Wang ~"


    Li Tiezhu said, "I''m afraid to sit on it. Will this program be hard? This is the emperor''s tourism and the emperor''s war horse..."

 Chapter 895

    Make complaints about Li Tiezhu''s crazy Tucao, "well, the game starts, the rules are..."


    The race is a relay race. Li Tiezhu rides a "horse" to Luhani. Luhani looks for Deng Chao, Deng Chao looks for Peng Yuchang, and Peng Yuchang finds Chen Chichi. Finally, Chen Chichi wants to ride his little green horse over the 60cm crossbar.


    Li Tiezhu said, "wait a minute! Eh? Wait a minute, I''m afraid to sit dead..."


    The resistance failed. Li Tiezhu could only jump and set sail with horse steps. At first, Xiao h followed Li Tiezhu''s legs for two steps, and then his short legs couldn''t keep up. He was dragged away by Li Tiezhu.


    The other four laughed wildly.


    Luhani: "brother Zhu, you really can''t change this. You can do it. You practice martial arts well, and no one else can."


    Li Tiezhu jumped and Tucao aside: "what I make complaints about, my master never taught me anything."


    Little H: "ow ~"


    The first round was a smooth failure.


    In the second round, Luhani went to the last stick, successfully completed the game and won a bath time of two minutes and five seconds.


    Then there was the collective bath time. After a long discussion, several people decided to dry their hair first, then put on the shower gel, take off their clothes, and then prepare to enter the bathroom. The variety atmosphere was full.


    Li Tiezhu felt more and took off his pants.


    Luhani: danger! What are you doing? Brother


    Chen Chichi: "ha ha ha..."


    Peng Yuchang: "I''m not afraid. There should be underwear in it."


    Li Tiezhu took off his clothes and trousers and wore a pair of crayon Xiaoxin boxers, which once again attracted a burst of crazy ridicule.


    Luhani: "no, brother Zhu, you look so rough. Your underwear is all cartoon! Crayon Xiaoxin, Doraemon, Pikachu, and the antenna baby... Ha ha..."


    The other three looked at Luhani strangely. How do you know so well?


    Li Tiezhu also looked at him strangely, showing his vigilant eyes.


    Luhani quickly explained: "no, don''t look at me like that. I''m not a pervert! Shuangnier told me."


    Several people''s expressions became more strange.


    Deng Chao: "after you think about it, you can record it."


    Chen Chichi: "so, in fact, Guan Shuangshuang knows the style of Li Tiezhu''s underwear? I didn''t expect this plot."


    Pumbaa laughed again.


    Li Tiezhu looked puzzled.


    The deer and Hani were all stretched out: "ha ha ha... No, it is what the pine nut tells the son, they make complaints about what styles they want to buy for their boyfriends, and the bamboo children say they are all cartoons."


    Li Tiezhu: "in addition to fighting, they also have time to chat?"


    Luhani said, "yes, after beating the pines and bamboos to their knees and surrendering, they occasionally talk."


    Li Tiezhu: "it seems that there is such a time..."


    Luhani nodded: "didn''t she graduate? She''s still a little depressed recently. She''s ready to find a chance to go back to school to beat songzhuer when she''s free."


    Li Tiezhu: "you don''t have to. It''s hard for spicy claws to get rid of your family."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Barrage:


    "The national brother-in-law reappears in the Jianghu."


    "Li Tiezhu''s four legged trousers are really a little spicy."


    "I''m different. I only look at my abs."


    "These goods together can make people laugh to death if they don''t do anything."


    "Five men wash together, eh ~"


    "What''s the matter? In the north, there are big bathhouses to wash together."


    "Whoever is short has low self-esteem."


    "Sudden speed."


    "Luhani explained that he was crazy."


    "Do you know the style of Li Tiezhu''s underwear?"


    "Good guy..."


    "Songzhuer knelt down to surrender and wanted to see."


    The game continues.


    "Bath countdown, three, two, one!"


    Luhani opened the door and several people rushed in, shouting while taking off their clothes.


    Deng Chao closed the door naked.


    There was a strange sound inside.


    "How do you drive this?"


    "Break it out!"


    "Break it off!"


    "Ah! It''s so cold..."


    "Iron pillar, is your ass so black?"


    "Pa!"


    "Who called?"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Who plucked my armpit hair?"


    "Don''t rob, I''ll finish it right away."


    "The soap has dropped. Who will pick it up?"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "Pa!"


    "Who is it?"


    "It''s me, hahaha! Hey, brother Zhu, be gentle, ah..."


    "Who has hair loss so serious? A lot!"


    "Peng Peng."


    "Not me, I''m here."


    "Are you sure it''s hair?"


    "Hahaha..."


    The barrage laughs:


    "The scene is too rough."


    "It''s fun."


    "Don''t be so outspoken, PA Pa."


    "This is what I can see without spending money?"


    "Look, it''s not against the law?"


    "Brother Zhu''s figure, tut tut......"


    "The deer is so white."


    "It''s all our own people. What''s the matter?"


    "Close what door? I''m out."


    After taking a bath, I took a car to climb the mountain. As a result, I was dragged around by the car and returned to the mushroom house.


    Several people got off the car and make complaints about it.


    Chen Chichi: "this mountain is the highest mountain I have ever seen."


    A large cardboard board with a mountain character written on it stood by the steps.


    Li Tiezhu: "back to the original starting point, your green face in memory, we finally came to this day, the old photos under the table mat..."


    Luhani was happy: "yo ~ brother Zhu wrote me a new song again. Chorus, sing it."


    Li Tiezhu pulled his head: "let me think..."


    Deng Chao: "do you think now? Do you musicians write songs by blind thinking?"


    Chen Chichi: "a little disrespectful of music, more perfunctory and hasty than this broken program group."


    Deng Chao: "yes! At least we are still climbing mountains and enjoying the beautiful scenery in the program. At this moment, I want to write a poem..."


    Chen Chichi: "you give it, original."


    Deng Chao wanted to stop talking, and then said, "forget it, let''s climb the mountain."


    Peng Yuchang: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu: "yes. Yes... The heavy rain missed in those years and the love missed in those years. I really want to hug you and embrace the courage missed. I once wanted to conquer the world. I finally look back and find that every bit of the world is you."


    Peng Yuchang''s laughter stopped suddenly. Isn''t that nice?


    Deng Chao smiled: "no, you write such a beautiful song so hastily..."


    Chen Chichi: "are you polite?"


    Deng Chao: "yes, are you polite?"


    Li Tiezhu: "so... Cut this paragraph? I''ll go back and scratch my ears and cheeks?"


    Everyone emo


    Luhani: "I want to sing, I want to sing this song."


    Li Tiezhu: "OK, you can sing when I finish singing."


    Luhani nodded: "yes, we can sing a version and put it in our new album."


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t this a fraud?"


    "Ha ha ha..."


    Barrage:


    "Be reasonable, Li Tiezhu wrote this song more perfunctorily than the program group."


    "Serious brother writes a song when he doesn''t agree."


    "It seems that brother Zhu likes Luhani very much and often writes songs for him."


    "After all, it''s a national brother-in-law combination."


    "Fat deer are so happy."


    "Are you polite?"


    "Is Peng Yuchang here to dub the program?"


    "To tell you the truth, Peng Peng''s smile is really suitable for this program."


    "Fraud! Fraud! It''s definitely fraud."


    "Fucking refund!"


    "Let principal Su report you."


    After climbing the mountain successfully, as soon as the gate was opened, there was a yellow Qinling Mountain blocked in the gate.


    Too perfunctory to bear.


    Deng Chao and Peng Yuchang really climbed the mountain and turned over from the mountain.


    Luhani and Deng Chao are intelligent mountain climbers, perfect for bypassing.


    Li Tiezhu is different. He belongs to violent mountain climbing. He carried the foam rockery directly to the hospital, and I asked you to spray paint for color.


    Wang Zhengyu: "how can you throw away the rockery? You have to use it later."


    Li Tiezhu didn''t say much: "go up and fight Wang Zhengyu and go outside the hospital."


    Wang Zhengyu was so frightened that his short legs kept pedaling around.


    In the later stage, it is very skinny, with eight big characters:


    Cordial interaction, happy.


    Wang Zhengyu has a strong desire for survival: "well lost! Well lost! There is the spirit of Yugong moving mountains!"


    Li Tiezhu put him down and went to meet his brothers.


    Deng Chao: "producer, where''s your integrity?"


    Chen Chichi: "you must get Yugong to move the mountain, or you will be ashamed."


    Luhani: "Dadu living man, isn''t he?"


    Peng Yuchang is responsible for laughing: "ha ha ha ha..."


    The next game is English translation of ancient poetry. It is divided into two teams. Whichever team guesses correctly will win.


    As a result, neither team wanted Li Tiezhu.


    Chen Chichi even said: "when it comes to this link of intelligence, Li Tiezhu doesn''t need to be. He''s a team by himself."


    Wang Zhengyu: "OK! This round of competition, Li Tiezhu is empty. Go and have a rest."


    Four people are stupid and can only fight in pairs.


    Li Tiezhu went upstairs directly and lay down at the window to chat with songzhu''er and lengba. They took their children back to the Kyoto villa.


    "Now the four of them are competing. I''m in the air and translate poetry. The first one is goose. Peng Yuchang translates Bo''er, Bo''er, Bo''er... Ha ha! It''s as good as my English!"


    Li Tiezhu laughed heartlessly.


    Songzhu''er is having a kebab with lengba and ordering takeout.


    Lengba laughed crazy and almost choked.


    Matsushita: "the translation is very good. Brother Chao''s English level is too complex to understand."


    Li Tiezhu turned off the wheat on his body and twisted the camera by the window. He made a video call without psychological burden.


    Songzhuer said, "I''ve called Hong Bo and he agreed. The next singer will eliminate you. Have a good time with your brothers! Have a good time."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you, wife. Are the children asleep?"


    Matsushita: "what time is it? It''s time to drink night milk later. Don''t worry. What are you doing so far, mom? I miss you. What do you say to ask the child? In fact, I just want to see you."


    Lengba came up with a red face: "there''s no problem recording the program?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s all right. I screwed off the camera. If I can''t catch it, I''m wronging you."


    Lengba: "no grievance, no grievance. I''m very happy that you and zhu''er are so kind to me. It''s sister Mi who urged me to start work, but I don''t want to give up my children."


    Li Tiezhu said, "what''s the matter? Take it directly to Hengdian, just say..."


    Matsushita: "it''s a surrogate!"


    Lengba: "calm down, you two. Surrogacy is absolutely not good! Forget the lesson? Don''t make it public first. Later, I''ll go to work with them for another half a month. Hey..."


    Li Tiezhu suddenly said, "why don''t you stop taking photos? I''ll raise you."


    Lengba: "no! What if I get old one day? I have to make money myself."


    Li Tiezhu: "can''t you trust me? Am I the kind of person who always gives up?"


    Lengba: "bah! Scum man!"


    Pine bamboo son: "bah! Scum man!"


    Li Tiezhu: "hello? Spicy claw, are you crazy? Cat can spray me. Do you mean to spray me?"


    Song Zhuer: "slightly ~"


    Lengba: "just spray you. You''re not a scum man? The zoo can''t hold it! Well, show me brother Chao. They play games. I haven''t recorded a variety show for a long time..."


    She was also really miserable. When she was the most popular, she went to the running bar to replace the class. As a result, she was pushed away by Yang Tianbao, who came back after childbirth. Later, she went to unlimited challenge. Unfortunately, without Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo and sun Lei, the unlimited challenge had already changed its flavor.


    Even so, it''s good. At least there is a permanent variety show, but... Lengba suddenly had a child and missed the infinite challenge of last season.


    Sister MI is speechless.


    Yang Mi company gives lengba the best resources, but she can''t always hold lengba as a variety cafe. In addition to her poor sense of variety, it seems that she has a providence.


    This game is a little broken.


    Peng Peng and Chao Ge are two people whose English is too hip, so that there are many problems.


    Cicada pupa brothers are two people fighting. They don''t want to go to the children''s pool and deliberately discharge water.


    Lengba: "their English is too bad?"


    Matsushita: "Hey, that pool is so cute. Where''s my mobile phone? I''ll buy a bigger one and swim for Xiaoxue Xiaobing. It''s very hot recently."


    Li Tiezhu said, "there is a lot of water in this pool. I just looked at it. The water is very deep. Don''t drown my son and daughter."


    Matsushita: "shut up! Do you know that snow and ice can sit next month? They must like to play with water, buy swimming turtles and spray Octopus..."


    Lengba: "you like children so much that you have one."


    Matsushita: "I think I''ve wanted to have a baby for a long time. Don''t give me the iron pillar!"


    Li Tiezhu''s skull pain: "here! How about I pack one and send it back to you? It''s delivered by cold chain."


    Song Zhuer: "bah!"


    Lengba: "bah!"


    After chatting for a while, the following game was last night. Four people sprayed each other with water guns.


    The program group is more perfunctory this time, changing the set in front of everyone.


    It''s not perfunctory anymore. It''s humiliation.


    The four people were soaked and ignored the investigation. They went upstairs to change their clothes.


    After changing clothes, Luhani went to the window to say hello to songzhu''er and lengba: "Hello! Zhu''er, lengba, ha ha... Show me light snow and light ice."


    Li Tiezhu hid it from others, but not from Luhani. Anyway, shuangnier has a wonderful relationship with songzhuer. Moreover, Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with Luhani, and Luhani takes good care of lengba in the running bar.


    Lengba took her mobile phone to take pictures of the sleeping two cute girls, and continued to go back to the living room to eat mutton kebabs: "Luhani, are you thin?"


    Luhani: "how fresh! You can lose weight after giving birth, but I can''t lose weight yet?"


    As soon as lengba''s face changed, she gave songzhuer her mobile phone.


    Luhani: "Wow, hahaha... How did you become a ball? It''s so round. My God, I don''t know. I thought you had a baby."


    Songzhu''er rolled his eyes and said, "go away! My men like chubby!"


    Toot~


    Hang up.


    Luhani and Li Tiezhu looked at each other: "ha ha ha ha..."


    After laughing for a while, Luhani asked seriously, "really, what''s it like to be a father? I also want children, but shuangni refused."


    Li Tiezhu said, "change your life."


    Luhani suddenly turned his eyes, changed his expression, and finally collapsed: "forget it, I can''t beat her..."

 Chapter 896

    Luhani is not unable to pass Shuangshuang, but her grandfather, who can''t provoke that.


    After a short rest, five people went downstairs again.


    The rockery below has been sprayed into a red flame mountain, and the paintings on the wall have become the beautiful scenery of western Xinjiang. H and O were forced to operate again and became pleasant sheep.


    When everyone took their seats, the shed had been replaced with furniture with Western characteristics.


    "How fragrant!"


    "Well, it really smells good..."


    A few people went to the wall of the courtyard and had a look. There were roast mutton kebabs below. They were still roasted with charcoal and smelled fragrant.


    The five people immediately drooled.


    Li Tiezhu directly opened the door and went down. Director Xi Xi stopped Li Tiezhu.


    "What are you doing? Iron pillar, what are you doing?"


    "I''ll have a look."


    "No, I''m going to play games soon. Go back quickly."


    "I''ll just take a look and go away."


    Xi Xi dare not stop. Li Tiezhu is a manic species. Doesn''t he know.


    When Li Tiezhu went up, he grabbed several mutton kebabs, roasted them, and smelled oil. He sprinkled cumin, chili noodles and scallion, and ate them for himself.


    The four above cried greedily.


    "Is it delicious? Iron pillar."


    "Incense!"


    "Bring some back."


    "I won''t come. Record it first. I''ll come back when I''m full."


    "Er..."


    Chen Chichi smiled and turned his eyes. The fat crane jumped towards the gate with bright wings, and then was dragged back by Xixi and the staff.


    Luhani: "Chi Chi, are you floating? Do you think you are an iron pillar?"


    Peng Yuchang: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi wiped his face and smiled bitterly.


    Deng Chao swallowed his saliva: "Lao Wang, it''s inappropriate for you! How can you treat us differently? If you don''t let us eat, Li Tiezhu doesn''t care. Our hearts are unbalanced."


    Wang Zhengyu squatted in front of the shed and was ready to command the game. He found that there was no one left: "I don''t care about Li Tiezhu? I can''t control it. Show me one?"


    Deng Chao: "you''re a producer. Your words work. If you don''t believe it, try it."


    Wang Zhengyu shouted, "iron pillar is coming back to record the program."


    Li Tiezhu continued to eat mutton kebabs and baked a string of leeks. He turned a deaf ear to the cry of the producer.


    Deng Chao: "is iron pillar so arrogant?"


    Chen Chichi: "you just know? Did you forget the last time I forced you to split?"


    Deng Chao burst out laughing. Don''t mention the past.


    After eating five mutton kebabs, Li Tiezhu came back with roasted leeks. He was really hungry. Let''s cushion it.


    Xi Xi sent her all the way: "don''t run around next time. Hurry to finish recording. Everyone has something to eat..."


    Li Tiezhu glanced at him.


    Xi Xi''s neck shrunk and stopped squeaking.


    Barrage:


    "People like Li Tiezhu are really disgusting."


    "The key is, no one can cure him. Are you angry?"


    "The four above are greedy and crying."


    "Ha ha, director Xi Xi was scared..."


    "Xi Xi has been bullied by Li Tiezhu in the mushroom house."


    "Wang Zhengyu: I can''t control it."


    "A bully in the entertainment industry."


    "Stop talking about them. I''m greedy and crying."


    Back in the shed, five people sat down.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve checked the goods for you. The decent Xijiang sheep leg is fat and thin, scorched outside and tender inside. The most rare thing is that the wooden sign seems to be Populus euphratica. Tut Tut, it''s fragrant..."


    Li Tiezhu is very knowledgeable about mutton kebabs. After all, the child''s mother is meiniu in Xijiang.


    The four people are filled with righteous indignation. Are they angry after eating meat?


    Wang Zhengyu: "well, tie Zhu, don''t say a word. We''ve worked hard today. We''ll have roast mutton kebabs in the evening."


    Deng Chao: "finally a little human."


    Chen Chichi: "what is the premise of eating kebabs? How can I eat them?"


    Li Tiezhu picked his teeth with a bamboo stick: "go down and eat it."


    Chen Chichi: "shut up! You traitor, you are no longer qualified to sit with us."


    Peng Peng: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Wang Zhengyu went on to say that the rules of the game are actually very simple. The front door and back door of the small courtyard of the mushroom house are free for guests to choose, with dishes on one side and water splashed on the other.


    There are mutton kebabs, red willow barbecue, lamb chops, sheep kidney, large plate chicken, roasted corn, roasted garlic, roasted leek and roasted steamed stuffed bun.


    The first round, a string of mutton.


    Deng Chao and Luhani stood at the front door, and Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang went to the back door.


    Li Tiezhu is still picking his teeth.


    Wang Zhengyu: "iron pillar, choose quickly."


    Li Tiezhu: "no, give them a chance to eat meat."


    Luhani got the string, and Chen Chichi was splashed with water by Xi Xi.


    This mutton kebab was shared by Luhani. It was agreed that one person had one piece of meat. As a result, there were only three pieces of meat. Luhani was not late. He said something.


    Li Tiezhu took his shoulder and said, "I''m not afraid. I''ll get you a lot of mutton kebabs later."


    Luhani: why didn''t you bring me some just now


    Li Tiezhu was speechless: "just now... Mutton kebabs are so delicious. How can you take care of your brother?"


    Luhani:


    The second round, five mutton kebabs.


    Li Tiezhu came to the back door with Deng Chao and Peng Peng. They each had a bucket and were ready to spill.


    Chen Chichi: "if you dare to splash me again this time, I will fight back!"


    Li Tiezhu said, "what if it''s a string? Don''t spill it on the mutton string."


    Chen Chichi: "am I stupid? I won''t spill it when I see it''s a mutton kebab."


    Li Tiezhu: "I always think you are not too clever Yazi."


    Chen Chichi''s mouth grew up: "I''m not very smart... No, what qualifications do you have to evaluate a person''s intelligence? IQ is such a thing. People who don''t have intelligence don''t talk about it, okay?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, just like you never say others have bad kidneys, right?"


    Chen Chichi: "


    When the gong sounded, Peng Yuchang went to open the door.


    Don''t face the door, turn around like a treasure, take out five mutton kebabs, and then


    WOW!


    He was splashed by Chen Chichi.


    Xi Xi took a bite of the mutton kebab and left angrily: "hum! I won''t give it to you!"


    Peng Yuchang was silly: "brother Chi Chi, you..."


    Chen Chichi froze and kept pouring water: "it''s not my fault! He came in like this. How can he give mutton kebabs? It''s like pouring water."


    Li Tiezhu reacted so fast that he picked up half a bucket of water put on the ground by Peng Yuchang.


    Chen Chichi was startled and hurriedly protected her head.


    Li Tiezhu ran away?


    He really ran away, but instead of attacking Chen Chichi, Li Tiezhu chased ten meters along the inner side of the courtyard wall with a bucket and shouted, "Xi Xi!"


    Director Xi Xi chewed the string and looked up: "what?"


    WOW!


    Half a bucket of water flush face critical hit.


    Xi Xi was drenched into a drowned chicken, and the string in her hand was wet.


    Xi Xi was stunned and said wrongly, "why? I sent you meat kebabs and you threw me... Twice!"


    Li Tiezhu: "give me back the kebab, or I''ll get water and spill the oven!"


    Chen Chichi and Peng Peng hurried to take away Li Tiezhu: "if you can''t, you can''t spill the oven. What shall we eat? Brother Zhu calmed down."


    Xi Xi stubbornly roasts the kebab and continues to eat, so she won''t give it back to you!


    Luhani and Deng Chao came over and found out the reason. They were speechless.


    Deng Chao also wanted to struggle: "producer, let''s take back the five strings just now. We can''t waste food."


    Wang Zhengyu: "Xixi has eaten."


    The camera shows Xi Xi: "delicious ~"


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    "I can''t laugh anymore."


    "Delicious but OK?"


    "Miserable!"


    "Isn''t that cute?"


    "What immortal program is this!"


    "Absolutely."


    "Xi Xi is so funny. Please come out!"


    "Do you think he is the headmaster?"


    "Laugh to anal fissure."


    In the third round, Xi Xi hid behind the meat kebab and showed a standard smiling face.


    Li Tiezhu and Chen Chichi almost couldn''t control the bucket in their hands. Fortunately, they stopped and harvested five mutton kebabs.


    In the fourth round, Xi Xi and Peng Peng splashed each other. After splashing the empty bowl, they pretended to splash Chen Chichi and Li Tiezhu.


    Can Li Tiezhu bear it?


    He picked up the bucket and chased Xixi all the way back.


    Black underwear was splashed on him.


    In the fifth round, everyone got the big plate of chicken. Everyone focused on the back door and successfully got the big plate of chicken.


    Xixi took a bowl of water and spilled it through the door without waiting for the door to open.


    What?


    Get chopsticks and play games?


    Who cares about your chopsticks?


    Luhani: "Oh..."


    Deng Chao: "Wow!"


    Chen Chichi: "too hasty, huh? Delicious!"


    Peng Yuchang: "well, it''s delicious. This is the best big plate chicken I''ve ever eaten."


    Li Tiezhu: "hum?"


    Peng Peng: "what''s the matter? It''s really delicious!"


    Li Tiezhu: "the best big dish of chicken? Are you sure? I''ll give you a chance to reorganize your language."


    Peng Yuchang gradually felt guilty: "hahaha... The second delicious food."


    Chen Chichi: "Mr. Huang made a big plate of chicken in the mushroom house."


    Luhani: "Pumbaa, think about it. Is it really the second delicious food? Some people have made large plates of chicken in the mushroom house."


    Peng Peng: "Oh! The third is delicious. Brother Zhu is the first, my master is the second, and this is the third, general..."


    Full of desire for survival.


    Then she came with a huge plate of kebabs and lamb chops.


    Dinner, dinner.


    Squatting Wang Zhengyu also stood up, ready to let the program group eat, and then his legs became numb.


    Li Tiezhu, who was eating a kebab, came over with a meat kebab and held Wang Zhengyu: "is his leg numb?"


    Wang Zhengyu: "thank you!"


    Li Tiezhu smiled: "you''re welcome! I''ll help you myself."


    After that, Li Tiezhu ran with Wang Zhengyu, ran past and back.


    Wang Zhengyu screamed repeatedly: "ah... No, iron pillar, let go, ah..."


    When Li Tiezhu passed the pavilion, he shouted, "relay!"


    Chen Chichi took over and dragged Wang Zhengyu, who was numb, running in the yard.


    Then Deng Chao and Luhani.


    When it was Peng Peng''s turn, Wang Zhengyu stared: "dare you!"


    Peng Yuchang shrunk: "I... I''ll help you to have a rest."


    Barrage:


    "Worthy of an iron pillar."


    "Wang Zhengyu is too miserable."


    "This is the most unlicensed director I''ve ever seen..."


    "He is the producer."


    "Peng Peng is so good, ha ha..."


    After dinner, the director group announced that the trailer recording was completed. Because the epidemic situation is getting better, we can really go out to other cities to record programs from the beginning of the next period.


    Finally, Wang Zhengyu turned his words:


    "But how do you live tonight? It needs to be arranged."


    Chen Chichi: "Oh? What''s going on?"


    Deng Chao: "you have the ability to let Li Tiezhu sleep on the road."


    Luhani: Yes! Dare you


    Peng Peng opened his mouth excitedly, then closed it again. He glanced at Li Tiezhu with a guilty heart and found that Li Tiezhu was glaring at him.


    Wang Zhengyu: "do you remember what we said in the car about smoking five ha."


    Deng Chao: "ah, yes, forget it."


    The tool man carries a box with five Kazakhstan, extremely five Kazakhstan, which can make up the program and have a lens.


    Peng Peng gets sweet ha ha, Deng Chao laughs ha ha, Chen Chichi is also sweet ha ha, Luhani gets bitter ha ha, and Li Tiezhu gets miserable ha ha last.


    Chen Chichi: "a bitter ha ha, a miserable ha ha, you sleep in the field tonight."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Wang Zhengyu: "open the HA card and you can see where you live."


    Deng Chao''s bedroom a, Chen Chichi''s bedroom B, Peng Yuchang''s bedroom floor.


    Luhani... Bathtub.


    Haha, Li Tiezhu''s is... Washstand.


    Luhani is happy. There is a worse one than himself. Can you sleep even if the washstand is full of slots?


    Wang Zhengyu: "everyone keep the HA cards and use them in the back. Then you can go upstairs and have a rest."


    Everybody go upstairs and find a place to live.


    Luhani found his own bathtub and covered it with quilts and pillows.


    It''s very comfortable to have a nest inside.


    Luhani: "ah! This bathtub is very good. It''s just enough for me to sleep. Don''t worry about falling out of bed. It''s very big!"


    Chen Chichi: "big VAT!"


    Deng Chao: "sleep in a big VAT."


    Luhani was shocked and said, "I don''t dare to talk nonsense! I slept in a bathtub and didn''t sleep in a big VAT."


    Deng Chao was dazed: "what''s the matter?"


    Chen Chichi understood: "who dares to sleep Dagang? Aren''t you afraid of being killed by brother Shu?"


    Luhani: "hahaha... Brother Shu is on his way with a detonator, roaring..."


    Li Tiezhu: "mushroom house becomes mushroom cloud."


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi: "Tiezhu has really become smarter. He can answer this faster than me."


    The four old people smiled tacitly, and Peng Peng was out of the situation.


    What''s the matter with the big tank?


    Who''s brother tree?


    He hasn''t been to Oh Huo, primitive man. Naturally, he doesn''t know brother Shu, let alone his daughter-in-law Wang Dagang.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi and Luhani have all been there and are deeply impressed by brother Shu.


    Barrage:


    "Laugh to death, I forget..."


    "Brother Shu: I heard someone wants to green me?"


    "Deer Hani shivered."


    "Who is brother tree?"


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Then, they found Li Tiezhu''s "bed", the washstand opposite the bathtub, two pillows stuffed in the washbasin, covered with a layer of quilt, which was ok, but it was too narrow, and Li Tiezhu was very wide.


    They fooled Li Tiezhu to go up and try. Half of his ass was outside. He had to be careful not to touch the faucet.


    "Ha ha ha ha..."


    Deng Chao: "iron pillar, please take away the quilt. I''ll brush my teeth first."


    Li Tiezhu: "do you want me to help you with the mop?"


    Deng Chao: "hahaha, excuse me, I''ll go to another bathroom."


    Wash and sleep.


    This is the end of the Super Long Trailer.


    For 120 minutes, it was cut into five and broadcast with full sincerity.


    Not to mention, there are colored eggs in the back.


    Li Tiezhu accidentally kicked the faucet off when he was sleeping. He got wet and took off his clothes to squeeze the bathtub with Luhani.


    The faucet of the bathtub was also turned on, and they ran to brother Chao in embarrassment.


    In the middle of the night, laughter continued in the mushroom house.


    "Ha ha ha ha..."

 Chapter 897

    In "I am a singer" two days later, Li Tiezhu sang a new original song "Nanshan Nan". He was the last one and was eliminated.


    The audience quit. How could such a beautiful song and such a distracted song be eliminated?


    That night, the program was scolded on the hot search.


    Finally, Li Tiezhu clarified a few sentences on the tiktok for the program group, and said he would prepare a good original and kill it on the revival match.


    The incident slowly subsided.


    Then, Li Tiezhu happily traveled with his brothers. Isn''t it more fun than singing?


    Serious people who sing?


    The last time we recorded in the mushroom house was the Super Long Trailer of Wuha, which was broadcast in five episodes. This is the first issue in the real sense.


    Location: Chang''an.


    Time: 12:30 noon.


    This program is so hasty. After Peng Peng joined, it became five ha.


    Moreover, the program group made a small idea. When playing on the Internet, click the screen and a word "ha" will appear.


    In an exquisite and beautiful antique courtyard, four people gathered.


    Luhani was playing field sports with shuangnier the day before yesterday. She accidentally caught a cold and was still observing. I can''t record this issue.


    Chen Chichi was late and was hated by Deng Chao and Li Tiezhu.


    Chen Chichi: "I have diarrhea."


    Li Tiezhu: "I have laxative. Do you still take it?"


    Chen Chichi: "you want to kill me, don''t you? Inherit my hot pot shop?"


    Li Tiezhu: "what do you have to inherit from that broken shop."


    Peng Peng: "brother Zhu, what''s the operation of taking laxatives for diarrhea? I''m beginning to admire your medical skills."


    Li Tiezhu thought: "ah... I made a mistake. I knew I wouldn''t give him laxatives last night."


    Chen Chichi looked blankly: "you told me last night that it was a medicine for diarrhea!"


    Li Tiezhu: "so there''s a mistake."


    Deng Chao: "ha ha ha... No mistake, no mistake! Meidi is very beautiful!"


    Pumbaa laughed wildly.


    Chen chiequatoria: "Wang Party A, you heard that. I belong to industrial injury and poisoning... I pulled it all night last night!"


    Wang Party A: "welcome to Nanhu manor. Today''s program starts recording here."


    The four thought they were recording here. They were very happy.


    Then came a guest, Guo Bo.


    The four immediately got up to meet.


    Li Tiezhu subconsciously said: "public toilet..."


    Peng Peng: "come and go if you want?"


    After greeting each other, the four people asked Mr. Guo Bo to sit in position C.


    Wang Zhengyu: "haven''t you had lunch? We have noodles at noon today."


    Chen Chichi: "that''s great."


    Wang Zhengyu: "Chang''an''s pasta is very famous. Now there are three kinds of pasta. Let''s choose."


    The signs are: biangbiang noodles, hand torn noodles and fish in water.


    Mr. Guo Bo began to introduce him. As a native of Chang''an, he also spoke with saliva.


    Then order.


    Chen Chichi and Peng Yuchang ordered fish in water, Deng Chao ordered biangbiang noodles, and Li Tiezhu also wanted to order biangbiang, but Guo Bo came with a task and recommended Li Tiezhu to choose hand tearing noodles with him.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu likes to eat biangbiang noodles. He didn''t eat less in Shudu before. He promised before tearing noodles by hand.


    Then bring up three pots of flour.


    If you want to eat noodles, you have to learn by yourself. The program team contacted three masters and guests can do whatever they choose.


    Deng Chao: "I think it''s very good to learn to make noodles. Go home and make noodles for the children."


    Li Tiezhu mercilessly Tucao: "make complaints about Tiger poison!"


    Chen Chichi: "I think whoever behaves badly today will eat my noodles. The children are very clever immediately."


    Peng Peng: "ha ha ha..."


    Deng Chao forced his respect: "it shouldn''t be difficult, isn''t it Ramen?"


    Guo Bo: "it''s not difficult. It can be opened by an individual."


    Li Tiezhu: "that''s not necessarily. Brother Chao may not be able to pull it off."


    Chen Chichi: "maybe it''s not human at all. Let you live today."


    Five people set out separately.


    On the bus, local Guo Bo constantly introduced Li Tiezhu to Chang''an''s cultural heritage, customs and culture, etc.


    Li Tiezhu replied, "Chang''an, the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, is not as old as the capital of Shu. Fireworks have been the capital of Shu for 3000 years."


    Guo Bo immediately became angry: "can you see the age? It depends on the details and history. Look at the old city wall... This is the city wall of the imperial capital. Shu has been a long time, but it is a place conquered by the Qin Dynasty. Dujiangyan was built by the people of the Qin Dynasty..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh..."


    Guo Bo: "the city wall has a history of hundreds of years. When we were young, we often climbed up to play."


    Li Tiezhu: "can you climb up?"


    Guo Bo: "there are still many small holes in it. The soldiers who carried troops in those years turned around like a maze..."


    Li Tiezhu doesn''t stimulate him anymore. The old man has a tendency of local hilltops.


    Deng Chao, a man, chose to find a local artist in Chang''an to form a team.


    "Nothing else, just more friends. Call Xiangyu..."


    Toot~


    No answer.


    Slap in the face.


    He also refused to answer many people''s calls, but also slapped his face. Finally, he found the teacher Miao Fu who said crosstalk. Shengsheng called others from the hospital and was no one.


    Barrage:


    "Patients will not let go? Bah!"


    "There are many friends, ha ha..."


    Mr. Li Tiezhu and Mr. Guo bo have connected with the noodle shop teacher. First of all, enjoy the old master''s skills. Master''s hands are very skillful. Each time the noodles pulled out of the dough are uniform in width, medium in thickness and about 40 or 50 cm long, they are thrown into the pot and cooked.


    Guo Bo, a native, saw Meng. Can you pull out a uniform strip?


    Li Tiezhu said, "master, is this medium gluten flour? Is it flavored?"


    The teacher looked at him and said, "you know, the boy can cook noodles? He can''t open it without sesame oil."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can''t make noodles. Others will be better."


    Guo Bo: "OK."


    Li Tiezhu: "aren''t you a local? Didn''t you grow up eating noodles?"


    Guo Bo: "I... eat noodles, not make noodles."


    The teacher said, "this noodle is very particular about work. Every noodle shop has its own set."


    Li Tiezhu looked and said, "is it Sanxing Sanhe?"


    Teacher Fu: "er... Don''t say everything!"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, I guess."


    The teacher stared at Li Tiezhu: "study hard and don''t talk nonsense."


    Barrage:


    "Li Tiezhu leaked the secret!"


    "Hahaha..."


    "I feel serious. I can do everything."


    "Isn''t it difficult for brother Zhu?"


    "The teacher panicked!"


    "Good guy, you can see the secret at a glance?"


    "It''s normal to wake up three times and three harmonies. My family does the same with hand rolling."


    "Experts know that the teacher Fu has a good sense of variety."


    After a while, the teacher Fu made Guo Bo a bowl of scallion tofu noodles. Li Tiezhu asked for braised beef noodles.


    Like biangbiang noodles, hand torn noodles are also dry mixed. Li Tiezhu likes them very much.


    He really doesn''t like noodles in soup. For his personal taste, Li Tiezhu thinks that the most terrible thing is the Bangbang noodles in Shudu, followed by the sliced noodles. On the contrary, the bedding noodles are very delicious. Li Tiezhu''s favorite types of noodle soup are Shuangqing noodles and neiwang beef noodles. The noodles in these two places are the same. They are thin and thin alkali water surface.


    In dry mixing, on the contrary, the wider the noodles, the thicker the strength, and the more delicious the way.


    Li Tiezhu buried himself in noodles. It''s delicious.


    Guo Bo forced him to talk a lot. Every time he was hated by his teacher, he wanted to be immortal and die.


    "Ah, it''s delicious. This side..."


    "You eat first."


    "Master, I live in Kyoto. I''m greedy for this one."


    "Don''t talk. Eat first. Only after eating can you have a say."


    "Sucking away... It''s good. It melts at the entrance. It''s delicious in the world..."


    "Needless to say, it''s good if the audience says it''s good. I''ll cook you two bowls of thin noodles. The noodles are thinner and more transparent."


    "Ah! The cooking time should be shorter, right?"


    "The cooking time is the same."


    "Er... Without this muscle?"


    "There is also that muscle way."


    The teacher is too honest to stand up to him.


    Guo Bo took a depressing look at Li Tiezhu next to him. If the goods were not still eating noodles, he thought the teacher was possessed by Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu ate a bowl of noodles and wiped his mouth: "if you don''t understand, say less, Mr. Guo. Thin noodles are more delicious and thick noodles are more chewy."


    Teacher Fu: "hey... Right!"


    Guo Bo looked at Li Tiezhu strangely. Why do you know everything?


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m from Chang''an..."


    Guo Bo: "I ate it since I was a child. Why am I not from Chang''an? I just can''t do it..."


    The teacher Fu te said frankly, "if you can''t do it, talk less."


    Guo Bo: "


    Barrage:


    "Ha ha ha..."


    "His father is so funny."


    "Poof..."


    "Slap in the face?"


    "Unspeakable."


    "The teacher is honest."


    "Guo Bo, don''t talk. You say more and make more mistakes."


    "In contrast, Li Tiezhu said every word on the point and almost leaked the secret."


    "The teacher is so funny."


    "It''s been a long day."


    "I can''t laugh anymore. The teacher is so cute."


    Next, Mr. Guo Bo began to learn to tear noodles by hand, pulling a big lump. None of them can exceed 10 cm.


    Li Tiezhu was worried: "Mr. Guo, did you send this hand for the charge?"


    Guo Bo: shut up


    Li Tiezhu: "you have to keep your strength even. First, reduce your strength, gradually increase it, and get smooth..."


    Guo Bo: "shut up! Don''t talk. I''m good at making noodles."


    Li Tiezhu: "teacher Fu is about to hit someone."


    Teacher Fu: "Guo Bo, don''t talk. Concentrate on tearing the noodles. You''re stupid and don''t concentrate."


    Guo Bo: "Oh! I don''t concentrate? You let him try?"


    Li Tiezhu took over the dough, rubbed it and began to tear it. It''s called a silky, a long strip and thin.


    The teacher was in a good mood: "yes! That''s it. You are so skillful. I have received many disciples, but I don''t have your skillful hand..."


    Guo Bo: "


    Li Tiezhu: "no, no, the thickness is uneven, and the width is a little narrow... Come again."


    The teacher said, "what''s wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu: "my hand shape is wrong. I can''t pull it wide. I have to rub it."


    Teacher Fu: "right!"


    Guo Bo: "why is everything he says right and what I say wrong?"


    Teacher Fu: "because he''s excited. How can he be like you? He says he''s a Guanzhong baby?"


    Guo Bo, who was despised, was oppressed in his heart.


    After a while, the hand shredded noodles made by Li Tiezhu and Guo Bo came to the table and asked the teacher for advice.


    In order to record this program, the three noodle shops were closed. The program group gave a lot of money and let the teachers who were busy all day rest.


    Guo Bo''s face was torn to pieces: "I don''t think I can do this at all. I can''t see the shape."


    Teacher Fu: "then you think I''ve been working for decades? It''s not that easy."


    Li Tiezhu said: "I''m ok, but it''s a little thick, and the edge is thick, and the middle is quite thin."


    Teacher Fu: "you are already very good. Among my disciples, you can only learn this level in a month or two. You are talented, but you are not proficient. After you are familiar with it, it will be difficult for you to tear it. This hand and this hand should be cocooned, otherwise you don''t do it..."


    Guo Bo and Li Tiezhu both admire and sigh that it is not easy for craftsmen.


    After studying all afternoon, in the evening, five people and teacher Miao Fu, a young man who was arrested, gathered again in Nanhu manor.


    Those who talk about crosstalk are very polite, except for the animals of the crosstalk Association.


    As soon as teacher Miao Fu came in, he shook hands with everyone and bowed. Even the trust of Peng Yuchang and Li Tiezhu bowed and said, "Hello! Jiuyang!".


    Especially Li Tiezhu, Miao Fu held his hand and didn''t loosen it: "Oh, you''re Teddy in our crosstalk world..."


    Guo gangde''s old and improper spread.


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m flattered..."


    Chen Chichi rolls her eyes, isn''t it Teddy? Humanoid self-propelled gun, boom


    Deng Chao showed off: "our biangbiang noodles are interesting, muscular and delicious, and it has characteristics. This side is long and wide..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then you have to be careful."


    Deng Chao: "why?"


    Li Tiezhu: "the last one, long and wide, has gone in."


    Deng Chao: "


    Chen Chichi: "eh? The deer are no longer in this issue. Oh! What a pity, what a pity..."


    Peng Peng: "ha ha ha..."


    Wang Zhengyu: "have you learned it?"


    People: "er..."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''ve learned."


    Guo Bo sighed and looked embarrassed: "I have learned to waste, iron pillar has learned, and our realm is different..."


    Then start the cooking competition.


    The first person to perform is to tear the noodles by hand. Guo Bo tore them for a long time and tore them into thin pieces, which is worse than when he was studying. They are lump by lump and don''t form a line at all.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t see it: "stop it. You''re pulling an egg when the flour is hard? Let me rub it."


    Li Tiezhu began to knead the dough and added a little sesame oil to ensure the lubrication and viscosity of the dough.


    After rubbing, Guo Bo still couldn''t tear it.


    Li Tiezhu had to accept it.


    Shua, Shua


    "Oh?"


    "Yes!"


    "Ah, it''s a bit like biangbiang noodles. Pull it off and I''ll stretch it for you."


    "It''s really like."


    "How did you do it? Can you tear it so thin and so long?"


    "Iron pillar is OK."


    "Mr. Guo Bo, please publish your thoughts."


    "My hand is for the phone bill, all right? Ha ha..."


    After that, give each guest a small bowl to taste. After eating, the guests will boast.


    In fact, Li Tiezhu did a good job, but he wasn''t that good.


    Chen Chichi is more objective: "I think this noodle is very flexible and has a character. Each noodle has his character, which is divided into different sex, fat, tall, short, male and female..."


    Deng Chao: "your comment is also very vivid. You can sum it up in three words... Get out."

 Chapter 899

    This variety show is crazy to play, and it will cause trouble when you get distracted. This mainly tests the planning and implementation of the director group, and is also related to the emotional intelligence of the guests.


    Guo Bo and Li Tiezhu are both straight men of steel and have no emotional ability at all.


    But it''s all right. Li Tiezhu has his own heat and laughter. He can still do variety shows.


    For him, the program recording in the past month is tourism.


    Songzhu''er, lengba and Zhao Liya all support Li Tiezhu to record this program instead of "I am a singer". They just think Li Tiezhu is too boring. In recent years, they have either made variety shows on TV and movies or produced albums and concerts. Otherwise, they are doing charity. It''s very tired.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu doesn''t feel tired, for the sake of money.


    More than a month later, Li Tiezhu returned to the stage of "I am a singer". In order to produce an album, we should start and finish.


    In the 12th resurrection competition, Li Tiezhu''s song "false walking monk" successfully highlighted the siege.


    In the 13th issue, Li Tiezhu stunned the audience with a song "fireworks are easy to cold", and the gorgeous and beautiful melody made Li Tiezhu win the current champion.


    Finally came the fourteenth issue - the competition for the king of songs.


    He Ling is the first to appear. As in previous seasons, he is the host of each finals.


    Li Tiezhu is greeting other singers backstage, including the old and the new.


    The happiest person to return from Sister Li Tiezhu and sister Wang is Wu eight years old.


    However, the singing guests are still covered. The guests stay in the rest room and need to maintain a sense of mystery.


    After the warm-up, he Ling introduced the rules of this competition. The first round was the help singing link, the second round was the solo link, and the singer who won the first total score in the two rounds was the singer king.


    Wu Qingshan and his guest singer Chen Li took the lead in singing a song "looking through autumn water".


    The second is teacher Gong Nana and Zeng Ming, who sing a song "reasons for sadness".


    Li Tiezhu is the third.


    He Ling stood on the stage, after canvassing for Gong Nana and Zeng Ming, he suddenly smiled at the teleprompter card.


    "Hahaha... The next person to sing on the stage is my family. He is the eternal legend of mushroom house, the mudslide in the entertainment industry, and the international superstar at the forefront of the fashion industry."


    "Li Tiezhu!"


    "Serious brother!"


    Under the stage, the audience has shouted. Li Tiezhu has such magic.


    He Ling said: "his singing guests are also very wonderful. It is said that they have secretly connected since the mushroom house. Yes, it is the mushroom house, but not this year''s mushroom house, but three years ago. It is said that they have practiced for a month for this song, recording programs and practicing songs at the same time."


    The audience applauded and guessed what it was.


    He Ling: "let''s give a round of applause. Let''s welcome the Wuha band to bring you a powerful rock and roll -" no shame. "


    Li Tiezhu, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, Luhani and Peng Yuchang appeared.


    "Hahaha... I also have today..."


    Peng Yuchang didn''t collapse and laughed.


    The other four people looked at the fool silently. Are you here to smash the field?


    The audience laughed wildly.


    Chen Chichi: "how about cutting off that part just now? It''s broken before it started! It affects my temperament."


    Deng Chao: "shut up. This is a live broadcast. Did you forget it?"


    Luhani: "ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu said to the audience, "sorry, these are my four incompetent band members. I''m sorry to embarrass this program. Next, we''ll bring you a new song."


    Five people together: "no land, no land... Invincible self tolerance."


    Quintet effect.


    Li Tiezhu: "really ashamed..."


    Deng Chao: "well chosen."


    Chen Chichi: "shut up, I''m going to play."


    Deng Deng


    Laugh and laugh and make noise. The five people are really prepared. Because Wuha is recorded and broadcast, they have begun to practice this song since the second program. After listening to Li Tiezhu sing "no shame", they decided to help sing and forced Li Tiezhu to agree.


    Even, at the last concert of Wuha, five people cooperated with this song. It''s experienced.


    Luhani and Deng Chao can play musical instruments and sing songs. Chen Chichi is not bad, Peng Peng is also weak, and Li Tiezhu knows how to rehearse. This song can still be mastered.


    As the only musician except Li Tiezhu, Luhani''s musical instruments are very poor and can only play the guitar.


    But Deng Chao can play drums and is a little handsome.


    Chen Chichi is smart and learns bass. At least this song is OK. After all, he can play the guitar. Bass is a bass guitar.


    Li Tiezhu can only act as a keyboard player temporarily. Fortunately, in recent years, he has learned several simple musical instruments.


    Peng Yuchang is different. There is a suona pinned to his waist.


    Peng Peng is a boy''s skill when playing suona. After learning this, Li Tiezhu specially changed the arrangement and stuffed a section of Suona into the interlude.


    The audience stood up and waved their hands with the restless prelude and drums.


    There are you and me in the crowd


    Meet and know each other


    You are me in the crowd


    Pretend to be decent and smile


    Four lines of Chorus will ignite the atmosphere of the scene in an instant.


    Backstage Liu Le said to the village head, "what is genius? This is genius. Li Tiezhu is also a singer. If he is a behind the scenes creator, he doesn''t know how many singers are popular."


    Qi Yu also nodded: "this song sounds good! It has taste."


    During the break, Wu Qingshan was trying his best to boast that his brother was three years old to the three singers who finished singing first.


    In front of the audience, some eliminated singers and several invited guests were also commenting.


    In the middle of the guest seat, Chen Yisen thumbed up to the stage, two thumbs.


    Deng Chao: don''t talk too much about yourself. What do you and I really want to do


    Old Deng tou''s singing skills are good. This sentence is very stable.


    Chen Chichi: don''t care much, let alone sad. One day you will understand me


    Chichi is a versatile type. She is very powerful when she is serious.


    Luhani: I see you again in the crowd. It''s as charming as beautiful


    After all, he has been a lead singer. Unlike some people, he only talks about my face. He is long and wide. He has no singing skills and is useful.


    Peng Yuchang: relax slowly, abandon slowly, and still don''t care


    Peng Peng belongs to the kind that doesn''t look very good, but in fact, he is very good, very good. He sings very well.


    Li Tiezhu: you don''t have to say too much. You know what you and I want to do


    ¡­¡­


    After one song, applause thundered.


    Five people greeted the audience and then roared back to the backstage lounge.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t come for the ranking, and so did the other four immoral goods. They came to play and took the last stop of Wuha, which was really true at the beginning.


    When I came backstage and saw Gong Nana, Deng Chao and Chen Chichi immediately became honest.


    The fourth is the chorus of love by Qi Yu and Yi Xiaomao.


    After singing, Yi Xiaomao was still so shy and respectful when he saw Li Tiezhu, just as he was five years ago.


    The fifth is the city of stars by Liu le and Yuan Yiwei.


    The sixth is travel by Chen Chuxin and Wang Yitai.


    The seventh voice men''s group sang "eternal Queen" with demasi.


    The first round of balloting ended.


    Strangely, Li Tiezhu ranked first, beating Liu le and Wu Qingshan.


    The second round of solo starts again.


    Helping the singing guests relax, a group of people sat in the lounge chatting and listening to music.


    The competition sequence remains unchanged.


    Wu Qingshan sang a song "strange beauty", which sounds good.


    Qi Yu sang "know it or not", which can be called the voice of the soul.


    It''s Li Tiezhu''s turn.


    Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, Luhani and Peng Yuchang were very nervous. Although they had never thought of winning the championship and ranking, they had just won a round of championship, and their morale suddenly rose.


    Without the four of us holding back, should the column be stronger?


    Song information is displayed on the large screens on both sides.


    Song title: exaggeration


    Composer: Li Tiezhu


    Lyrics: Li Tiezhu, Chen Yisen


    Original singer: Chen Yisen


    Li Tiezhu on stage:


    "This song is written for the first mentor of my career, the man who kicked over the table of the tutor''s seat for me, the man who rushed backstage to pick a flat head after a word of disagreement. This song is about him and me. I learned a truth from him... Go your own way and let others force you. What if more people dislike me? You can''t kill me! Thank you Thank my forever teacher, Chen Yisen! "


    Chen Yisen was in the guest seat. At this time, he jumped directly into the chair and stood waving to the audience.


    Go your own way as always.


    This song is written into Chen Yisen''s heart. He recorded it last week. The lyrics of this song were also created by him and Li Tiezhu, and Cantonese was also taught by him sentence by sentence.


    When music starts, hurry first and then Xu


    If someone asks me, I''ll say


    But no one came


    I look forward to helplessness


    There''s something you can''t say


    ¡­¡­


    You tell me to be pompous


    I''m not afraid of a few boos


    If I have a boring scene


    Did you watch the show? Was it hysterical enough


    keep calm


    I just want to surprise you


    Don''t I seem to exist


    The green tendons with heavy code also appeared


    Do I know it exists now


    Stare at me and stop looking at smallpox


    I can have a cup of tea instead of you


    Don''t forget that someone is singing for you


    Hi~


    It was a perfect concert. Compared with Li Tiezhu''s level, it was perfect. After all, I learned a lot of skills by recording songs with Chen Yisen for several days.


    The atmosphere was particularly high.


    The most hi is the ugly explosive head, who has been standing on the chair, dancing strangely and screaming from time to time.


    The game continues.


    The big guys continued to sing one by one.


    Half an hour later, the normal competition ended and all the participating guests sat on the stage.


    The audience has left. There are only special guests and singing guests below. They are witnessing the birth of the last song king.


    According to the prediction of the song king in previous seasons, it is almost Liu le.


    But in the first round, Li Tiezhu''s ticket was the first, and in the second round, the song "exaggeration" was so amazing that people inevitably had some different expectations.


    It''s time for Mr. Hong Bo to drink water again.


    Torture people as always.


    However, the suspense was finally revealed. This season''s singer is Li Tiezhu.


    Li Tiezhu is a fool. Just like me, the king of songs?


    Liu le was the first to hug Li Tiezhu, and then Wu was eight years old.


    "Congratulations, Tiezhu. You deserve it! You have this strength. Come on! International superstar Li Tiezhu!"


    "Teacher, you are flattered, lucky..."


    "Three years old, good!"


    "Thank you."


    Other singers also came up to congratulate.


    The final ranking is champion Li Tiezhu, runner up Liu le and runner up Wu Qingshan.


    When asked if he would be disappointed if he didn''t get the king of songs, Liu Le said: "I sincerely hope that Li Tiezhu can win the championship. He is also my student. I also have a light on his face when he wins the championship. It is called that green is better than blue! The future of the singing world still depends on them, especially talented young people such as Tiezhu and Qingshan. How many classic songs has he provided for the music world in the past five years? He has long been the king of songs."


    The game is over.


    Everyone had dinner as usual. Liu Le really didn''t mean to be unhappy at all. He was very open-minded.


    Some people say that Liu Le should win the championship, others say that Li Tiezhu''s two original classics sing well. If he can''t win the championship, he will directly issue the king of songs trophy to the oldest player with the greatest qualification every season. What competition is it.


    Li Tiezhu ignored the online debate and went back to Shu to continue his school, but he didn''t live in school. He went home to take his children every day and enjoyed his family in his early twenties.


    Of course, there are the blessings of Qi and seven


    Last month, Zheng Yanzi fought in the US open again, defeated the nightmare Serena Williams in the final and won her second Grand Slam title.


    After a month''s rest, she also came to the Kyoto villa... Children.


    Lengba is very helpless about this. If she wants a man, she wants a man. What excuse? Like sister MI, she is so honest. She comes twice a month and is outspoken. She wants to sleep with Li Tiezhu.


    Of course, the most hypocritical is the fairy in the world, who pretends and cooperates with everyone.


    This year, songzhuer carried out a secret rectification of the zoo, which was divided into inner and outer parks. Of course, the small animals assigned to the outer Park did not know.


    Principal: songzhuer


    Inner garden: lengba, Zhao Liya, Zheng Yanzi, Yang Mi


    Outer Garden: Liu Yifei, onana, Meng Zoe, Qin lan


    There are priorities and positions.


    In mid November, songzhuer organized a group construction activity of the zoo, which was carried out on the private island of Australia she secretly bought. Li Tiezhu had too much money, and songzhuer felt that hoarding land could make money and hoarding island could preserve its value.


    So she bought one, not expensive, 30 million dollars.


    The island is small, five square kilometers, close to New Zealand. It has super luxury villas, a wide variety of entertainment facilities, scenic spots, docks and so on


    All this is open only to buyers.


    The theme of the group building is to celebrate Li Tiezhu''s winning the song king. All the zoo members participate. There is also a special guest - Zhang Zifeng, who has just turned 18 years old in recent months. She has just been admitted to Beidian and has become a classmate with Li Tiezhu, song Zhuer and others.


    Li Tiezhu thought it was very good. It was summer here. He just took them swimming in the luxurious swimming pool on the island to bask in the sun.


    S

 Chapter 900

    After returning to Kyoto, Li Tiezhu led the whole class to work on his graduation work while going to school. After the secret ballot of the whole class, Li Tiezhu''s script "criminals" was selected.


    They will shoot and produce a half-hour short film as the graduation work of the whole class next semester.


    Of course, Li Tiezhu is the director and screenwriter of this film, and he also plays the leading role.


    The producer and producer is songzhuer, so she even gave up the heroine.


    Other students also perform their own duties. Photography, lighting, makeup, clothing and props are all filled by students. It is worth mentioning that big tongue play Wu Lei is responsible for contacting guest actors. Who makes him lick his tongue?


    The real shooting will not start until next semester, but the preparatory work has been carried out nervously.


    In addition to preparing for his graduation work, Li Tiezhu is also preparing for the embroidered spring knife, which will start in two years, and the Thai embarrassment of people in an embarrassing way, which will start shooting in the summer.


    Moreover, he often goes to CCTV to rehearse this year''s Spring Festival Gala. Last year, he broke his appointment because he went to Jiangxia, which will not be excluded by CCTV. On the contrary, CCTV praised Li Tiezhu.


    The time comes to the end and beginning of November.


    Li Tiezhu was told by Han Hong and the leaders of the troupe that he was going to go fishing with the old man.


    It''s freezing. What fish are you fishing for?


    Don''t you cook hot pot directly with the net?


    Kyoto usually freezes in mid December.


    Li Tiezhu went to the courtyard two days in advance. He was just trying. As a result, the brothers outside the door let him go all the way, and Li Tiezhu came in. Of course, his bodyguard heiwa''er is not allowed to enter. Not only are they not allowed to enter, but also they must keep a distance of 500 meters.


    I don''t know what the old man''s fish tastes like.


    Li Tiezhu first sprinkled some broken rice by the pond, and then threw some corn dregs.


    Just about to leave, he was blocked by the old man.


    Li Tiezhu pretended to go to the park, pretending not to see it with his hands on his back, whistling and leaving.


    "Stop! What are you doing here?"


    Li Tiezhu pretended to be surprised: "ah! What a coincidence! Grandpa, you also visit the park?"


    The old man didn''t have a good way with a crutch: "take a closer look. Is this a park?"


    Li Tiezhu: "Oh, I went wrong."


    The old man gave Li Tiezhu a crutch: "they said you came. I thought you had something to do with me. As a result, you were feeding fish? What are you doing feeding fish?"


    Li Tiezhu said boldly, "fight dens! I''m sure to beat you in fishing the day after tomorrow."


    "Oh, it''s good. Do you know how to fight?"


    "How about my fishing? Last time it was an accident."


    "OK, ok... Go and play chess with me."


    "I can''t play go."


    "Can''t military chess?"


    "Then I will."


    Li Tiezhu lost miserably and was extremely depressed, but the old man was very happy.


    The next day, Li Tiezhu secretly came to play Wozi again. The old man didn''t appear. After playing Wozi, Li Tiezhu slipped away and didn''t want to play chess with him again.


    On the third day, Li Tiezhu came to the old man''s yard with Han Hong and the big leader.


    He was surprised to find that the old man sat where he had been playing for two days. All three fishing rods were covered and there was no space at all.


    Li Tiezhu is stupid.


    The old man looked at Li Tiezhu''s shriveled appearance with a smile and said, "this nest is playing well. I''ve caught several."


    Li Tiezhu went fishing depressed and abandoned himself.


    Finally, he did not catch a fish and was humiliated again.


    During the whole fishing period, they were talking about some local humanities. Li Tiezhu was cue several times, but he didn''t take over and was angry.


    Before leaving, the old man handed a bucket of fish he caught to Li Tiezhu: "take it home and make soup for the children."


    Li Tiezhu was happy: "thank you, thank you! I didn''t expect your old man to be kind."


    Han Hong slapped his head.


    The old man didn''t think he was disobedient and said with a smile, "in a few days, you''ll get a medal. When you go back, get up the charity that the veterans help this place. In the future, you can come fishing in this fish pond at any time."


    Li Tiezhu: "can I take it away when I catch it?"


    The old man nodded: "yes, but with your fishing skills, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu was unconvinced, but the old man had left and didn''t give him a chance to refute.


    Half a month later, Li Tiezhu won the award of the top ten people who moved China in 20 years. The rest of the winners were big men. Li Tiezhu stood like a minion in fear. Those big men liked him very much.


    Subsequently, Li Tiezhu''s Hong fund began the veterans assistance plan


    The new year is coming.


    Li Tiezhu sang "chasing a dream of a child''s heart" at the 21st Spring Festival Gala, ending the foggy and stormy 20 years and blowing the horn for a new journey.


    As Heaven keeps vigor through movement, a gentleman should unremittingly practice self-improvement.


    Years later, the news of drastic changes came from Mexico. Several drug lords'' forces conquered the capital, and the high-level suffered heavy losses. Then the just army recaptured the capital and completely eliminated the residual forces of drug lords. The new high-level took the "special advisers" to the stage.


    In the first half of the year, Li Tiezhu finished shooting "embroidered spring knife" and released it in the summer. The box office was average, with a total of 1 billion, but the word-of-mouth thief was good. It doesn''t matter. It''s made at a low cost anyway.


    At the same time, after the completion of the production of the graduation work criminals and its transmission to the Internet, it is known as the best graduation work in Nortel''s history.


    July 28.


    The wedding of Li Tiezhu and songzhuer was held in Kyoto.


    There are many guests and stars.


    The business circles include marponi, Jack Ma, Wang Quanfu, Cao Dawang, etc.


    There are more performing arts circles, including Cheng Dalong, Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Wu Jing, Liu Le, Tengger, Han Hong, Liu Huade, Xu Shanzheng, Fang Bo and so on.


    Bridesmaids are all their own, lengba, Zhao Liya, onana and Zhang Zifeng.


    The best men are Luhani and Guo Dalin.


    Of course, the wedding is not open to the public, but some pictures and images will always be leaked.


    Matsuo is more tiktok, and on the wedding day, he displayed his wedding dress in a morning voice, and said madly: "I am going to shake you down in my body today.


    Sand carving netizens left messages one after another:


    "Remember to send video."


    "Want to see!"


    "Su ye: porn? Reported it."


    "What about the follow-up video? Do I need your traffic?"


    "With a serious brother''s physique, the iron head baby is afraid to be the one who trembles."


    "If you don''t understand, ask, is this trembling serious?"


    "Iron pillar: you know nothing about strength."


    Later, songzhu''er sent a video of Li Tiezhu''s two leg battle. It turned out that she hung on Li Tiezhu''s back all the way from Jinmen to Jinmen. When the wedding ceremony was held, songzhuer came down, stepped on the red carpet to hold the ceremony, and then asked Li Tiezhu to toast on his back, but he couldn''t come down.


    At the end of the day, Li Tiezhu''s legs were really soft.


    Netizens have said that songzhuer has been playing with the concept of stealing and changing.


    In fact, with Li Tiezhu''s body, carrying pine and bamboo on his back won''t be so tired all day. The main reason is that he didn''t sleep well last night.


    Well, four bridesmaids tortured him all night and basically didn''t sleep. You go on, I''ll ride a horse, and Li Tiezhu chose to lie flat. As soon as a group of Juicers thought that Li Tiezhu was getting married, they envied erha, ran at full power one after another, and began to roll inside. Li Tiezhu was sleepless all night and was forced to instill internal power into them several times.


    After marriage, songzhuer and Li Tiezhu went on their honeymoon.


    The location of the honeymoon is very interesting. It is Li Tiezhu''s hometown in Xichuan. They live in the "luxury house" in their hometown and take two entourages, Zhao Liya and Zhang Zifeng.


    Songzhuer is determined to harvest at least one doll in this month, so he brought two loyal thugs.


    She''s crazy about her children.


    In June of the lunar calendar, Li Tiezhu took them to climb the earth slope and dig wild sweet potatoes with straw hats.


    Tiktok slobber, who had never eaten wild sweet potatoes, was shocked by the delicious food of the three girls.


    Of course, there will be no Ya Ya and her sister in her shaking voice, and the people outside will not know that they are happy tiktok.


    The belly is very dark. She develops her sister very imaginatively, which makes Li Tiezhu love it. She has to play carefully every night. Zhang Zifeng is completely broken and addicted. She often runs all over the mountain wearing electric toys and is shy.


    Once I climbed a tree to pick plums. My sister was lying on the tree. It was very dangerous. She scolded Yaya not to press it. She cried urgently. She really cried.


    In mid July, it rained heavily for several days.


    After the rain stopped, Li Tiezhu went up the mountain with three small mushrooms and found a lot of cockfighting mushrooms.


    Zhao Liya said, "let''s catch fish! It''s raining and the river should be flooded."


    There is a stream at the foot of the mountain. Even if the water rises, it won''t be too deep. Li Tiezhu drove three beautiful girls down the mountain. The car is neither sweat nor Lamborghini. Those two old cars can''t drive in. Li Tiezhu drives a warrior.


    This car was given by brother Jing before his marriage. Now it is Li Tiezhu''s favorite car.


    The car left the highway directly, crossed the rugged beach and came to a bend in the river.


    Zhao Liya and her sister took off their shoes, took a bamboo basket and a net bag and drilled into the river. The two little girls like rural life very much.


    Songzhuer''s concerns were different. Instead of getting off the bus, she grabbed Li Tiezhu and lingered in the car. She pulled Li Tiezhu to the back seat and kissed him. She was already hot and humid.


    My sister didn''t catch the fish. She ran back to the car for help. She saw that my brother was being bullied. Her face turned red and ran away.


    Songzhuer said, "don''t run, get in the car."


    Zhang Zifeng shyly climbed into the car and watched the war between his brother and sister-in-law.


    Matsushita: "help your brother."


    Li Tiezhu smiled dumbly.


    Zhang Zifeng understood for a second, and then began the self comfort mode. While comforting himself, he thought of his brother to tell his feelings carefully.


    Zhao Liya, who was concentrating on catching fish, soon netted several fish. She was lucky.


    It is mainly due to the heavy rain for days. The heavy rain washed the fish out of the paddy fields and ponds on the mountain and converged into the stream along the mountain stream. There are many more fish in the stream than usual, and they are pushed by the stream. It is not difficult to catch fish.


    Looking back at the rickety cart, Zhao Liya shrugged. You are really elegant and can play anytime, anywhere.


    She didn''t have much interest. She focused on catching fish and mending silly column.


    Cockfighting mushroom stewed fish soup is delicious and nourishing.


    Catching the fish, a voice came: "Ya Ya, why are you here? Where are they?"


    Zhao Liya raised her eyes and saw another one who couldn''t bear to take the initiative to come and get fit. Sister lengba, who has returned and made two plays, a variety show, is so unpretentious when her children are one and a half years old.


    The children and nannies should be in Shudu now. Li Fugui and Aunt Liu are rare. Li Fugui often tells Li Tiezhu privately that you have a large number of people and can afford to have more children.


    "Here it is, sister lengba. Come and catch the fish!"


    Lengba also saw the car, and the car was moving. She smiled happily. I came at the right time.


    The new aid didn''t help Zhao Liya catch fish, but ran to the car to help the war. Zhao Liya had no choice but to kiss her mouth. One by one, she knew to eat ready-made. Well, it''s really delicious, but the fish should also be caught!


    After a cloud and rain, hundreds of millions of funds were put into the main house songzhuer''s account. She was full of expectation.


    Songzhu''er has always been a psychopath. In order to be a thoughtful doll, she even issued an announcement in the zoo group, forbidding any small animal to eat seeds, forbidding any small animal to accept seeds, and must fill the bus to the head erha.


    My sister was also very happy and collapsed on the seat to empty herself.


    Li Tiezhu and lengba kiss on the tongue. They don''t see each other for half a month. Li Tiezhu only misses songzhu''er and lengba. After all, they are different.


    Appease lengba, who is also satisfied, and Li Tiezhu gets off the bus to help Zhao Liya catch fish.


    Zhao Liya said with a smile, "why don''t you take a break? I''m afraid you''re tired to death."


    Li Tiezhu now has a thick skin: "just the three of them are not qualified to kill me, unless they are three Zheng Yanzi."


    Zhao Liya couldn''t help laughing: "Pooh... Three Zheng Yanzi, What immortal team is that? You will die in the battle! Ha ha, suddenly thought... What will happen to 500 Zheng Yanzi, ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu shrugged: "your home..."


    Zhao Liya couldn''t laugh: "Oh, that''s it. Don''t worry. Anyway, I''m not afraid of boiling water. What can they do to me?"


    Li Tiezhu stopped talking nonsense and focused on catching fish. The two bamboo baskets were full.


    However, they are all small fish, and there are no big fish in this small stream.


    Come home in the evening.


    Songzhuer burned the fire, Zhao Liya washed the dishes, lengba and Zhang Zifeng started, Li Tiezhu fried the fish, fried a large basin of delicious small fish, and made several small dishes. Five people had a happy meal and drank some wine.


    The five agreed to spend their honeymoon in Tiezhu''s hometown every summer. If they have time, they must participate in the whole process. If they don''t have time, they must participate in the whole process. As for Li Tiezhu, the main means of transportation for riding, they must participate in the whole process.


    A month''s pleasant time soon passed.


    Before Li Tiezhu left, he also visited uncle Liu and brother Shu.


    Full of sound and colour, the tiktok is now not limited to handicrafts, including brother shoes, fruits, herbs, seasoning, etc. most of them are special products in the village or next door village. The netizens have a strong desire to buy.


    Ashamed to say, brother Shu has far exceeded Li Tiezhu in driving the economy of the village.


    It is worth mentioning that brother Shu''s son is eight months old, crawling all over the ground and very wild. It is said that his name is Ono. He must be a character when he grows up.


    Brother Shu likes his son very much. He often takes his son around the mountain and says to everyone, "this is my son Ono. You can call him Ono."


    Li Tiezhu gave Ono a small pendant and drove away with a group of four in the harem. When he was near the capital of Shu, he went to Qin Tao''s house and found that his pig farm had been expanded several times.


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t help sighing: "if you don''t get out of the way, these projects are mine..."


    Yes, although Li Tiezhu is popular all over the world, his taste of this kind of thing is very mysterious. His taste is the same as before and has never changed.


    (end of the book)